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04-26-2026 ยท 8h 58m
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That's your cool just now for me
I've had a bitch a little bit, but that shit over now
I'm trying to see if Cormoril, like you ain't going around
I've been one ready for 30 days, I think I'm clovin' it
Show this bitch a hundred K, I guess she going now
I just made 200 Gs, I guess it's showing now
I put Silly on the man, this seem I'm golden now
I can't argue with pop niggas, that shit over now
I had a bitch, we tried that shit, but that shit over now
You askin' if I'm up, so we can argue, alright let's do it
You postin' Tesla boy quotes while I'm making Maybach Maybach
I'm slippin' on these cuts, damn I'm fillin' all these flutes
Coulda gave me a love like India, damn we coulda moved it
Tryin' to pop yo shit with your hand, and y'all straight gettin' this
Never miss, now I've been dup, he said what you would sense
Tryin' to hit, drop the loading, get the cash and then we flip
Have you ever seen a nigga with no parents when this shit?
Have you ever seen a GZF big in a flesh?
Have you ever been swallow, I gotta sleep, she from the Jets
I shoot my shot at court, fuck it is up, see if it hit
I'm like carrying 216 when I'm in person, I can't miss
I had a bitch a little bit, but that shit over now
I'm trying to see if Cormorant, like do it go around
I've been with Reddy for 30 days, I think I'm clothing it
Show this bitch a hundred K, I guess she going now
I just made 200 Gs, I guess it's showin' now
I put Philly on the map, it's seen my golden ass
I can't argue with pop niggas, that shit over now
I
Joe Casey was good, Chris was good, Swigy was good, Tom was good, Joplin was good, Tom was good.
Good morning to the stable community for the 19 months.
Snoop was good, Tom with the 5-gippet, Chicken Big Mac.
Chicken Big Mac with the sub-hawks.
I'm gonna try to do some...
what's going on?
reaction score?
A.J. was the goal!
8 months!
hey!
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Today is the first day I don't get first rounded in the tournament on God on God.
There is zero chance in fucking hell.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
This isn't one of those moments where it's cat looking sideways.
This isn't one of those moments where it's a cap.
This isn't one of those moments where it's baby with a white background covering his
mouth with his thumb.
Thank you for the tier three.
What's good, Trey?
How you doing, bro?
Holy shit.
I gotta make tier three emails, bro.
I, for just you, literally.
This isn't a lie meter.
No.
Guys, today is the first day that I, Stable Ronaldo, and the Stable, we are gonna win
our first ever fucking match.
Bro, I swear to god chat, it's physically impossible for us, us, me and you, to lose
because of the fact, bro, it's shroud and Timmy on my team.
Yo, it is impossible, bro, it is impossible.
Also, guys, today is National Pretzel Day, so we will officially be doing a fucking pretzel
mukbang.
Yes
We're gonna be trying every single type of pretzel hard pretzel soft pretzel's Philly pretzels
Every type of pretzels bro. Yes every type of no I find whatever
I
Already ate my food today. I have my protein donuts. We will be taking to the land every time I do good
I'm gonna reward myself. I'm fucking hype bro. I'm dead ass hype dead ass. I'm actually hype
I'm excited. I'm gonna be honest with you out of every video game
Would you guys say CS is my best game like you'll thank you in a 47 month spider? What's good? Dude?
I'm not Indian bro. CS is honestly my best yes. Yes. Yes. Yes
Realistically speaking CS is your best game. You're doing really good, bro
That's what I was trying to say is CS is like one of my best games
So it's gonna be easy for me to do it also by the way chat
By the way, oh, what's gonna happen after the land?
You're probably just gonna end stream like a classic dumb fucking streamer that you are guys
Depending on what time the land ends. I'll come back home and we'll watch FNCS grand finals if it's done
I think that's fairs that's fairs that's fairs that's fairs also tomorrow actually today
Today is probably
My last ever stream on the desktop
So this might be the last stream you guys
Like bro
Are you
like a spinning W I don't even know this is a fucking no more shitty desktop
yeah you're a you're a 14 months
like and then this guy's saying job with one bit yo guys today is the last ever
guest hop on this setup so what you see behind me it'll officially all be moved
for my returning stream on Wednesday and on Wednesday after we are officially
homeless until the new day of the house
Yes, finally gonna get a job.
Yo fuck you, dude.
Um, okay, so my schedule- STOP SAYING W!
YOU FUCKING IDIOTS, BRUH.
Like oh my god, bro, like I'm talking about how I'm gonna be homeless in this Jetsbams
W's, like this is a stupid.
Yo listen, listen, bro, um, basically what's gonna happen is tomorrow we are all moving,
I'm pretty sure I don't know who's streaming tomorrow, but we're all moving our stuff the 28th. We're filming some stuff and then the 29th
I'm pretty sure might be my last day streaming in this house
And then I'm going to Miami for one day literally one day, and then I'll be back
When I go to Miami, I'm pretty sure I have a stream. Maybe maybe I don't want to lock it
Maybe with XQC. I don't know yet. I don't want to lock it. I don't lock it. I don't lock it
um
but
But but but but but but when I get back mark my words clip this right now
Starting May
stable Ronaldo
Will be streaming every single fucking day
Every single day clip it clip it clip it we're doing the great stable lock-in
Every single day. I'll be live and if I miss a day
May God strike Scorpio too. Can I get a retweet?
And can I get an amen? That's not cap! That's not cap! That's not cap!
Bro, do you guys really think that I can't stream consistently for a fucking
a month? I brought this Chapman. One week break incoming. You know what bro? I'll
let my actions speak louder than my words, bro. I'll let my actions speak
Later than my words, bro. When have I ever said I'm gonna do something and I don't do it, please?
Tell me a single time where I've ever said I'm gonna do something and I don't do it
There's never been a time. You'll never find a time
You'll never find a time
Weight loss weight loss is part of my content, bro. If I was skinny y'all wouldn't watch me. I'd be too good-looking
Six pack that was part of my content. Yeah, I didn't actually want to do that. I didn't want to get a six pack
Um, Diamond Jim soon, bro, soon, soon, soon, soon.
Um, also, by the way guys, somehow on God's green earth, uh, Marlon yesterday won a fucking
Rainbow Six Siege tournament, and that's how I knew that I just, I think it's time
I just hang it up, bro.
I did think it's time to hang it up.
Like how the fuck is Marlon winning a Rainbow Six Siege tournament?
Like, that's a conversation that we need to have right now.
Marlon did better than you.
I'm gonna be honest with you
Fuck you. He had a point 16 KD wait spuit had a 16 KD say on God
What a
16 KD what is that? It's like fucking ridiculous. No
Is that not redonkulous?
It's quite better than me like if we won we wanted he gave me a 99 kill he would he beat me a hundred times
He went 50 and 3!
Yo, I'm not gonna lie, that should just not be allowed.
That should dead ass just not be allowed.
I'm dead ass that should not be allowed.
Sorry about that.
Also guys, I heard the feedback.
You guys said that this mic makes me sound like a fucking pussy, right?
You guys said this mic makes me sound like a fucking pussy, right?
Right?
Makes me sound like a fucking pussy.
So I decided that I ordered my old headset mic that I broke last time so I'm gonna get the old one back
So don't worry. Don't worry
Marlin pulls off a bandit trick against Jason the ween and Rainbow Six Siege a high-level play and now viewers think he's been faking it
less
I was just playing
Oh, they might be
He's who knows how to ban a trick on that team
Oh
Check his PC for fucking what?
No, you there's no way we're in the era where motherfuckers are saying to PC check Marlin shut the fuck up
Oh
They might be
He's who knows how to ban a trick on that. I don't even know what a fucking bandit trick is bro. He definitely hacks
Not a single thought behind his eyes. Yeah, I don't know. Oh here we go first time to enter the first time
What the fuck are you?
Kequa click this stable Renault on the floor me the
The thot
Mom, they're calling me the thot of Twitch
Oh, that's my likes
He's too similar
Everybody
You caught so many
fucking win, or when everything I love I'm winning today.
Why did you, what was the, see what was, okay, so what was the point of including this one?
Because clearly I, like, like this is like a whole different weight class, like...
I
Just knew it was coming bro. I I just knew I just knew this was coming bro
Like I don't know when I saw you just put the deshi clip. I just knew it was happening bro
Holy don't call me a fucking jester bro. Like do you think I wake up every day just?
Like bro like like I'm not hitting that stupid fucking emote dude. I'm not just
her maxing. What the fuck are you saying? Dance for us boy. Shut up.
Realistically speaking, can I win today for the CS land? Yes or no? I generally
think I could. I generally think I could.
I
Not even kidding
There's a lot of gay MERS in my chat
Are you guys hype for me to do the gta 5 marathon because I've never played it a day in my life
Like are you guys excited for that or no? I know there might be people who actually are bro
Like I've never played the storyline ever so my plan is for anyone doesn't know I'm gonna play like a week before
gta
What is that not good why people saying no?
Oh, yeah chaos mod you guys wanted me to do chaos mod, right?
Chaos mod or
No, it's boring really wait people said chaos mod. I don't know what the difference is
Not the first not for the first time
Hmm, you're never beating on chaos mod. Do you understand? I'm a fucking gamer. Like what are you?
Anyways, we'll be playing it soon bruh soon
I literally played it one time I told you guys this I I mean I played it on stream or pay but like
bro the time I played it during high school I would just hijack planes and my friends would
just see for me and blow me up with rocket launchers they would just never let me get a plane and
it was actually kind of annoying it's like actually frustrating like every time I get in a plane
they just blow it up bro hijacked planes you say yeah dude um lost a
faxity in the one game he's good at Ron please never lose or break the TVU
that's all we have
let's see Jason the ween pulled up a 1v2 clutch with 10 seconds left to win against
three
Last one freeze J. Yep, you gotta play kill you got a break. He's funny
Nice
Yeah, I'm not even getting case on as a shit gamer, bro
Stick to Call of Duty dude kidding. I'm kidding, bro. I'm kidding. Okay mad case on don't do the mad segment, bro
Ironic
How do you block an account
I don't ever want to see some shit like that on my fucking page ever again bro.
Um, anyways, um, what is this?
Pokemon gifted agent Laker playoff ticket for his br-
Two days ago, I'm just gonna- so let's just pretend we don't at all know what you've
done in the last few days.
What'd I do last few days?
I was happy to play on my birthday!
Thank you.
You are lying.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Can I show him?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm looking for Lakers, so.
Yo.
No way.
I can't tell you to see some of you guys, you know, I'm not sure about you.
Wait, he got Lakers tickets and I'm here streaming to Scorpio2 and Jonah.
Why are you guys saying case on?
Sad face.
Ha ha.
Yeah.
Damn, bro.
That's kind of fire.
Shout out to Poki.
If she wants to get me a gift for my birthdays coming up,
January 15th.
Jason's birthday is coming up.
I gotta figure out what to buy him, bro.
I know I'm not buying him a fucking AP.
Hello, Ron.
Day three of 1KBits.
You adapted in more relation to do GT online
criminal mastermind challenge.
Here are the rules.
What?
I'm gonna be honest with you. There's zero chance we don't do like game nights on this game right game night with
the
It's gonna be so much fun. Gta. I'm actually so hyped for dead ass like I'm so hyped for Gta
It's crazy. When is national pretzel day today? Happy national pretzel day to anyone who eats food dead ass
Happy national pretzel day, bro. Why are you guys all spamming speed? He better have shouted me out. Let's check it out
Let me know so I can swim back up alright
What happened
What is it?
Speed be careful the sharks
How is he how does he have been ready?
All right, yeah, you ready
Wait he's scubaing
Wait is I should speed the king of it right?
Is this the king of bitrate?
Wait, oh, wait.
Another, nobody can stream underwater.
Does he have connection to the fish?
Yo, be careful with this under the side.
What is this camera angle though? Let me see.
Where's the fishies?
Wait, is the underwater fake? No fish?
Wait, I saw a fishy!
Whoa! What the fuck?
Jason could stream in the core of the earth.
Yeah, and shut your a** up, dude.
He's dead-ass scuba-ing!
This is actually pretty cool.
That's actually sick.
Damn, bro, I show speeds doing scuba-ing in the middle of the ocean.
Well, I'm here talking to a Twitch chat where they spam fucking emotes of a cat dancing.
My life's fucking good, bro.
Life's dead-ass good, bro.
Life's dead as good, bro
Life's dead as good, bro. I'm happy national pretzel day. No, at least we got national pretzel day now
Yo, what's up with motherfuckers 19 people liking this
Motherfucker took a picture of himself. Yo, I can't use these fucking eye bag things to look handsome
also
We got to get ready
Grown-ass man hold on chat. I gotta order an Uber
Lays! Lays! Lays! Bro, Chad, guess how far away this place is?
Well, it's actually not bad. It's only 15 minutes.
Wait, excuse me? This guy wants a tip? He wants a $30 tip for my last Uber?
I'll give you a tip don't fucking piss in the wind the fuck
Son
Yo
Yeah, we got a hurry low-key
You're a trip and then you guys spammed Louis Vuitton pants. Oh my god guys
I'm not wearing a fucking outfit to a land tournament and fucking dorks
Like, you guys think I'm like, yeah, I can, bro.
Uh...
Why don't we gotta go like now?
Because I gotta get stuff.
Okay.
Since it's too far enough.
Chad, what should I wear to the land, bro?
Let me ask you guys help.
Uh, you should wear clothes.
Wait, Chad, no, what should I wear, though?
Like, I feel like I should wear something.
Oh, I think she rocked the paint culture hoodie.
I think it would look nice with your LV pants.
Oh, really, bro?
That should be a good combo, dude.
Wait, is it cold out?
Oh
I just saw someone slam your dead ass so fat, I'm not trolling for like literally like 10 minutes and not get time down till now
Thanks, Bob
Dead ass though like actually dead ass though
Like cuz what the fuck does he even mod for does anyone else a fucking great?
Is he even here? Is John the Chess even here?
Nemo, I don't know why you're typing. You're a fucking dork too.
You sound like a perma-nerd.
Is it ready?
He's sleeping. Motherfuckers think that they could sleep on the job.
Nah. Chad, who wants it more, bro? You might just get modded.
I've been with Stable for 30 days. I think I'm 30% body fat now.
Hey!
All right. You ready?
Ready?
Fox, shall I bring my protein donut, just in case?
No light snog.
Ready?
But we gotta go.
Uh, can I have it?
Yeah.
Okay.
Can we start?
Uh, yeah.
Try and figure out the thought.
Yeah.
I mean, everybody's trying to figure out the thought.
I'm not a stressy.
The bag is in the front of me.
We gotta get ready.
I'm gonna win my first ever fucking tournament today.
What do you think?
Sweat pads?
gotta be comfortable
gotta be comfortable while I game bro
chat
what if my penis dentist just came out
chat this look good
or do I need to rock
did you see my tiny ass penis
I didn't know how I was looking
chat what do you think
what are they saying
this thing out of your pants
ok wait chat
give me some more suggestions
give me some more suggestions
quickly
bro we're running out of time
I need a recommendation of what to fucking wear
is it actually like cold?
It's a little chilly. Do I need a jacket or do I just need this?
I mean, you'll probably be found dying inside.
You didn't hurt to bring a jacket though.
The good life is loading, dude.
I know, it's insane. It's like weird.
Gotta put on perfume, bro.
Perfume cologne.
Oh, mason Marchella. All I see is...
Numbers?
Those 808s? It's like thunder.
Oh, yeah.
Alright, um...
No shirtless?
How about you get a fucking...
iCup, bro?
What if we named our new group iCup?
That's...
a lot better than fucking Broadlong Boys.
Chad, what do you think? iCup?
iCup or Broadlong Boys?
Okay, so, I found this new set here.
Dude,
Does anyone else get that stupid fuck on their fucking 4E page?
I'M THE VILLAIN!
No!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Okay guys, I learned a new thing, um, how to post your Macs.
Basically it's called backpack maxing.
Um, so you gotta get your peripherals.
I'm gonna, you get like unlimited boost.
Hopefully this shit ready for me.
You know what backpack maxing is?
It makes me look like cooler than I am.
Hold on.
I've been with stable for 30 days chat. I think I'm what now? Oh, what's my line like I've been with stable for 30 days
I think I'm Indian. No
This per cologne smells nice no yeah, I guess I do
Yeah, look yeah, I'm like floating like I can follow up the trail of the smell
See this yoga mat. I was in some yoga this morning. It's good stuff. Yeah, my back cracked
Did you know what else is funny?
Have you heard of the, uh, iCut meme?
Wait, no, how does that one go?
So basically the whole trick is that there's this thing where it's like, basically I'm not funny anymore,
so I basically make people spell out like, iCut.
And if you try spelling it, I'll probably let out a giggle, even though it's not funny.
Yeah, that's what it is.
Well, go give it a try.
Uh, wait, spell iCut.
I see you pity.
Look, I'm backpacking.
Let's go.
Wow, your posture looks absolutely crazy.
I know.
Yo guys, I'm leaving.
You're several guys.
Yo guys, I'm out of here.
They see no.
They see new boys.
I'm out of here.
More peace.
They see.
Peace, girl.
Let's get out of here.
Let's get the fuck out of here.
I'll get one steak.
Oh, it's chilly.
Billy, what the side of Philly?
It's all here.
What the heck? This is silly!
It's not a joke out here.
How's my posture?
Yeah, you look like you're posture-maxing right now.
How you doing, sir?
Awesome.
Thank you, sir.
Come on in, please.
Come on, brother.
We don't, we don't know.
Ooh, hold on.
Thank you, sir.
What's our ETA?
15 minutes, all I got.
This is not a black truck.
Here, guys, money's cyber, I'm about to move.
You guys think I could just pull black trucks out of my fucking ass?
Like I should go this chat is down brother. They they I'm not getting they think I'm made of money
Like that's the problem is why we'll never ever have like nice things because bro. They just think I
Bro's going broke
You're at 20k subs guys. How do I tell you guys that?
20k subs are all from turkey like because these are all turkey subs
This is dead as not real subs y'all should know this by now bro
These are all turkey subs dude
I see people still spamming Louis V pants. What the fuck are you on about those dead?
Huh, they dead and how they're all in the hundred
Did you break the backpack?
There's no way I'd do that
Dude
Don't tell me the backpack broken. This is all I have
This is all I have dude. That's good. I'm not I'm not good at games. All I have is IRL streaming
20k subs and you're still chopped that doesn't even make any there's not even a single fucking correlation
So the way I look to my fucking sub count
What do you think but if I had I was better looking I have more fucking subs
Oh, if you're about to look at you probably have less viewers. That's why you like you should keep like like the thing
Chud maxing. Yeah, I am the villain
You got to start crying and put it in your hair. It's really good for your hair. It's something to do
I thought it's close strong. It is pretty strong, but it's pretty nice though. I know you got it with me
We're Miami. Oh, that's when you got it. Yes. We went to Mason Margello
Yeah, and all I see is numbers. It's 808s like thunder
I do remember that actually
Guys, can I tell you something bro?
Yeah, you can tell me something.
Dude, I was with Kimmy.
Grinch, first of all.
Bro, am I even kidding?
She brings you up for everything.
What does that even mean?
She's like, she's like,
I bet she would laugh if you were lazy right now.
Like, I'll tell her jokes and she'll be like,
that's not funny and I'd be like,
lazy would laugh at my jokes.
And then she's like, you should go fuck them back.
She has no idea.
Or she's just broke as a joke.
I tell her, I think she's just jealous, bro.
She's actually brought it up.
She's like, I forget what she said.
She's like, I hate you.
And I'm like, why?
She goes, you're about to live with legs.
She knows it's gonna be peak.
She's like, I'm never gonna see you.
And I'm like, yeah, probably.
She actually knows it's gonna be peak.
Fucking hell, man.
That's not even crazy when you're thinking about it though.
What?
I'm fuckin' moving. Tomorrow?
Any year I went from fuckin' Wisconsin to Calabasas?
We're not moving to Calabasas.
Well, I don't know where it is.
We're not moving to Calabasas, bro.
I actually haven't even fuckin' looked at the house online yet. Just the pictures.
It's not Calabasas. We're moving to Orange County, Chad.
It's already leaps. You guys act like you find things, bro. You guys act like you even know where we live right now
That's crazy because nobody does
Even the old house that you guys lived up for this one
I'll be honest with you, bro. Someone dead SDM me one time like my exact coordinates of the house
Like he wrote me exact he wrote the exact address and he wrote how to get to my room through the front door
He's he's like go upstairs take a left then go right and then it's like a picture of me
I don't want to read this message at all, but it's just like, it's so early in the morning
and someone goes, where is this fat fuck going?
It's like, bro, it's his first chat!
That's his first message!
Here's one message in my chat.
I did see chat you could see say that you shaped your chat into what it is.
That's not even true.
I think the first thing he said was like, you trained your chat.
Okay, and I'll retrain them.
It's the most that, bro. These guys are my fucking, like, they're like my pets.
They, it's, you know, it's crazy. They, they act like I'm the pet.
I'm the fucking villain.
You are the villain in your own story.
Dude, you actually gotta go out there and get a villain today.
I'm not kidding, Chad.
You have to win, I'm not trollin'.
There's, no, no, no, no troll.
No, no, no, no, no, no, you're laughing I'm no troll this check and giggle all they want. No troll
There no, I'm so dead ass like yesterday. I was trolling cuz I'm like, all right. We're gonna probably lose
It's like there's good players. There's zero chance in fucking hell. I lose a land storm. It's like zero shit. I'm dead serious
You're not Lewis Bowden what the fuck is Lewis Bowden Lewis
I
Was voting way I knew this guy I saw this guy no
Yeah, who is that one coach shat that said that I was a fat fuck
I want to box
Okay, that's fine. I want to box them. I don't care what I don't care about the weight class. I want to box them. I
I want to box him you know tell Wade I want to box him bro I want to box him
eight ounce gloves. I'm a bit ass. Are you like sweaty bro? Yeah you gotta get your
body checked out. Dude you're not supposed to get hot like in the non-hot
environment like it feels it's warm in here. It's chill bro. I don't know maybe it's
Is this because the TV is on me and I have a jacket, I don't know.
Sometimes I miss but I'll go on it.
But then I realize, wow, everyone knows that's happening.
I'll never forget it, Chad. I probably shouldn't say it, but I think we did say it.
The first subodon, I literally left all my watches in the house,
and there was no security that whole month and nobody was there.
I'm not even getting in all the doors were unlocked.
I think everyone knows that.
Now we have security, so it doesn't matter.
Guys.
Someone could have easily hit a crazy leg though.
The new house has built-in security.
Built-in?
No, so I was doing a little off-stream mining.
I was sulfur farming and like, uh, like, you know, just getting my sulfur.
But I set up like four century turrets already at the new house.
So we're chilling?
Yeah.
So did you do like honeycomb-based too?
Oh yeah, no, no, it's straight honeycomb.
It's like no troll.
It's like 200 rockets to get to the core.
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You guys remember when LSK spit on an Uber?
Like my accident?
Later, remember that during the sun with on?
That was a cutscene, right?
It's just a rebadged Audi, okay?
And...
Your mother is a rebadged whore.
Oh my god.
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. That was aggressive.
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Sorry, bro. I just... Come on, bro. I spent money on that.
Like, at least it'd be nice.
Asshole jackass. Really, dudes.
Go ahead, get your L-Rons out.
Go ahead, L-Ron.
Go ahead L Ron me bro
What no we're not I'd rather kill myself
I'm dead ass serious I'd rather take my life they go back to London right now
I'm not even allowed back they said the man doesn't look it for me
Wait you guys are spelling L Ron wrong it's not EL it's L you fucking idiots
How hard is the spell L Ron?
It's not L Ron, you know, Meeho.
Speaking of Meeho, the kids of year is coming up.
There you go.
I'm not going to the kids of year.
Wait, why, why?
I'm not going to that dude.
Is that not on the 5th?
You can go.
Is that not where we're going?
That's where you were going.
Wait, what?
I'm confused.
That's a joke.
What? I'm confused. What's the joke?
You said you met these girls here at the kids in Europe.
No, I didn't.
Wait, what?
I thought it was the kids in Europe.
We can go to the bar mitzvah.
Oh, it's a fucking sigo de mayo.
That's what it is.
That is a good one.
Jack, should we go somewhere?
Like, who's a streamer that we can go hang out with?
Like, I want to do a sigo de mayo stream.
But I don't know who with.
I did I don't know LeBron
yeah I know your birthday was a few days ago
guys I'm only 23 years old
almost there chat five minutes away
You know what I realized?
you
you
you
you
you
That was literally what was on in the morning.
Every fucking morning bro.
They'd be that in full fucking house.
Bro, am I kidding?
You know what I mean?
Like, I had to literally like, block so many girls on Instagram.
There's so many girls that would be having me thirsty over there.
They're like, I want to twerk on you so bad.
Are you bossing around?
Yeah, it's gobo's mad shit.
They were like, I want to twerk on your shit so bad.
I'm like dude, I'm like this is getting crazy
Lord W
Shit, this is ugly sexy music. I never got this far into the song
Chat be honest. Were y'all watching Full House in the morning? Dude, that show is goading. That's the show that I watched the most
Full house?
Full house was golden.
Full house would be on every single morning and it'd be like my show before school.
I would wake up and I'd be excited to watch a full house.
But you know a show that was actually golden?
Or Chowder.
Dude, Chowder is so good.
Chowder? Does anyone even know what Chowder is?
Chowder was like the most golden fucking like anime ever bro.
I think Kersi Network is the best.
But like, but not like new Kersi Network.
I'm talking like Johnny Tess, like Chowder, Kers the Cowardly Dog, Ed Ed and Eddie.
Why is Ron relatable?
Oh, they're what? Maybe because I'm a fucking, like I'm relatable human?
I would say this is a hot take I think adventure time and it's prime it's better than regular show
I think adventure time adventure time in its prime is better than regular show and it's a take but
Like, I don't know, bro, like, OG adventure time chat,
making pancakes, making pancakes.
I forget the rest for a second.
Bro, that's good shit.
That's a horrible take.
I mean, how?
What was that, one show?
It's not my turn, and you know it's not.
No.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
Here.
Yeah.
All right, go ahead.
Oh, how you doing?
Good.
Where's everyone at?
Upstairs.
That's fucking nice.
All right.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Hello there, sir. Hello there.
Hello.
Hey, hey, hey, everyone!
We live?
I can show you this?
Listen, man, that's your money on me.
on men
this is kind of epic
who's ready to see us
what the fuck
what the fuck was that
oh man
this sounds like sweating here
what are you doing man
good to meet you
my friend
Wow
Caramate Doppler phase two almost phase three
Gamma Doppler with the new gloves
Ultraviolence he'll test it
Probably pattern six seven nine
6-7
You did it all
Did you catch it?
Like, look how game it, like...
This is so...
Dude, I'm not lying
I got this
What's up dude?
I got you
Stumble
Stumble
You beat me last time
You didn't, did you?
You're not winning, Stacey
Different game
Wrong.
Yeah.
I think you're going down.
I don't think you have a shot.
I was like the last aggressive like.
No, I think it's fine that you shut up.
I think it's going to be a good show, but you're not going to win.
They say you're my dad.
I am your dad.
You suppose your dad would make serious change.
No, by the way, I'm sorry.
Why is there a picture?
Wrong.
Wait, is she on my team?
No, no, let's say you're squadron.
Alright.
That's the luck, then.
Good luck.
Wait, so is it just up here?
And then you just take turns every time?
It's just this and we swap off on the course of the day.
Oh, I'm ready, bro.
Oh my god, this is going great.
You know who's on your team?
Yeah, the guys who are the better than everyone in this room.
Of course, like a...
Like a...
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Shroud and Timmy or are they here?
Shroud Timmy, they're not here yet.
Shroud Timmy and Ludwig, you're here early.
I got told to get here.
I appreciate it.
I thought a respectable person does.
Timmy, Ludwig?
It's Ludwig's event!
Honest keep up.
This is fire.
Oh my god.
Nice.
Be honest, bro.
Wait, is that fucking...
Is that Squidward's fucking art?
Is that not...
Is that not his art?
Holy shit, I have a card from him.
Didn't I unbox this?
I'm the loudest person here.
I'm the loudest person here.
It's okay.
You'll run.
Open one.
You know what's crazy?
I unboxed the new...
What's the handbrake?
First one I got a glove.
It was the Chinese one that everyone loves.
That's what I wanted to say.
Chinese collectors love it.
Good looking dude, bro.
What you trying to get into here?
I think it's this one.
I think it's this one.
Back!
These are all 240.
What am I?
Imagine?
Okay, we'll open one more.
Alright, let's open up this case, dude.
First one.
Hold on, what's it gonna be?
What's it gonna be?
No light!
A gold!
Oh my, oh my!
Those are factor new.
looks fucking garbage how much money have you spent on this game we can check
hold on let's not leak
oh my god you're a spad oh wait you can show it
what the fuck what is that
Wait, hold on, hold on, it's gotta be like what, like $15,000?
I don't know why the badge isn't trying to get it.
Oh, I swear I've spent a lot of money.
Oh, brother!
He's invited!
Run!
So good to see you, man. You look great, you look fit.
You working out, dude?
Kiss me all.
Come on, bro.
Kiss me all.
How many sales did you get for your items in Fortnite?
Your items, your icon skin? How many sales did you have?
I see $10 million, you on TikTok?
I don't know.
Enough.
Good, bro. You're just kidding.
Thanks for all my up 10 pounds. I ran the New York City marathon marathon. You go 26.2 miles in a row
Anyways
On the keys
Oh fuck!
Where's my teammates?
I don't know.
They told me to come at 11.
They told me that too. None of my team is here.
So what the fuck?
Dude, I couldn't have watched more FNCS!
You're 30, 10 years old.
I could have been watching more Fortnite, dude!
How old are you?
My 32nd birthday was on Thursday.
Oh, man!
Yeah, 30 fucking two...
Oh, shit.
Bag fell.
Seven hundred days, I think so
Yo, what's out of your guy?
Trying to get a bag bro
So where am I set up? Nice at the way?
I'm earlier in
Sonyan. Oh my god, wait, so I don't play for like
Can I warm up anywhere?
That's not their doing.
Is there any smaller games you're going on?
Which one? Six or seven?
Why not both?
I don't play for as bad as all.
Son!
Oh my god.
Should we go back home?
This is like...
This is like gamer central.
There's just so many gamers.
It's a tournament?
Get your ingus?
Not a lie.
That's gonna be like, just get her like,
like, what's the average?
Do you think you know us that anyone here?
Like, look at this.
Like, no choice.
Dude, I don't think we're gonna lose.
I'm not kidding, no real shit.
There's not a world like this.
Let's go explore, shall we?
Let's see.
What do you want?
What do you want?
Shall we do Red Bulls, or shall we do Dust with some James?
Let's see.
Got some bananas, got some popcorn.
Alright, let's be careful about this right here.
Oh, fuck. Oh, no. What is this? Oh, what is this, ladies? No, this looks good. What
is this? Do you know what these are, right here? He's right here. You know, I don't
You can't. Here, there's a lot. You can die.
This could die.
Potato, balls, make a chicken.
Keep going.
Minor?
Oh.
What?
Backpack's kind of heavy, but this is like a nice set up, look at this, this is interesting,
maybe we'll commentate, who knows, I'll be honest with you, I'm dead assed, I really
don't think there's a fucking chance that I lose today, if I lose today, I gotta put
something on the line, who the fuck buys courage JD's skin and item job, ain't no way
He's got three million sales right?
That's your brother
Ron
Christian
Great to meet you
That's your
That's like
How many red balls do you take?
How many red balls do you take?
Red balls
You don't get to round like this, the case is downstairs right?
What are you talking about?
Red balls
My bad, my bad
I didn't take no red balls
Yeah, take some, take some.
Should we take one?
Which one?
Why, why?
Why?
Keep going.
Alright.
I'm in target.
Yeah, what are you trying to see in my backpack?
Hey, you got these.
Wait, I need these low key, Shubb.
What is that?
This is like for like posters and shit.
I'm gonna need this for the new house.
Alright, let's go jogging.
This is great, bro.
Launching the guys, playing games.
Feels like the good old days.
Oh, I can't wait to get back home to my wife.
She's taking care of the children right now.
Hopefully she's not with the mailman.
Just exploring, you know.
She's full on camera, ready?
Is he coming?
Is he coming?
Yeah.
Wait, they're saying he's coming.
The last time I was here to, I recorded a Mongol Monday, once ago.
Mobile money, whatever.
Bro, all...
Damn, bro, I just can't wait to meet your Shroud, dude.
What the fuck?
What's up?
Bro, why don't you look people in the eyes when they talk to you?
Look at you.
Right now you are.
What do you mean?
We've met each other seven times.
You only looked at me because I came up this stairway and I'm the only human being.
I'm not trying to say anything about this.
Is that him?
Fair enough.
He's coming.
Is he shot a mod, man?
I shot him over a cut of him.
Damn, bro.
At least that's not a struggle.
Oh, I got to get ready.
Back to what I was saying.
I did a mogul money here.
Thought it was good vibes, thought it was great.
You know, I'm not even kidding.
Every comment in Ludwig's YouTube video,
go check it out yourself, dad.
This Ron dude's fucking annoying.
This stable dude is so fucking annoying.
I have to click off the video,
it's just so fucking annoying.
Oh, the video had like a million views,
I was like, what the fuck?
Damn, bro.
I just can't wait to be shrouded, dude.
Fuck, I thought that was him.
I thought it was pretty,
What is he doing? Is he scared of me?
You don't understand. I watched Shroud play CS growing up and then I also watched him.
Trouble me if you remember during, to be honest, they were the days with Dr. Disrespect Days
when Shroud was playing PUBG all the time.
Well, that was great. That was great.
You guys need any help?
You guys need me for any tech stuff or not?
What do you mean tech stuff?
I'm gonna give it a go.
I'm gonna give it a go.
Want to like observe again?
So, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I get you in, it's like, you know, one, two, three.
Oh, one, two, three keys.
Oh, easy.
Wait, you got it.
That is not bad.
Wait, I can take your rope, right?
You can be in the other room.
Ooh!
Oh, I'm switching between characters.
Easy as...
See, like, you catch an egg,
and suddenly it's only true.
You guys, like, make it so we go against, like, the worst supers,
so I don't get first-rounded.
There's, like, this thing, there's, like, this theory,
that I'm the part of Twitch.
Basically, I've gotten first-rounded
in every single thing that I've ever done.
I've tried, like, not.
I've tried not, yeah. I had Marlon's E-88.
Are you done?
No, a little bit.
But I want to win, so...
Do you know the layout today like who's going into it?
Which team are you on? I'm on shrouds team right? Yeah, not a great sign
What wait was to me not a shooter who's my team to me's a shooter, but he doesn't play he doesn't play see it
I'm like shroud stable. It's to me. I
Are we gonna be out of this is gonna be like a clean sweep or these guys good
No ever no hold on
Good I heard that name before I've heard that name before when they have a zero in their name something's up
He's like JD's really good.
Wait, they're saying Flam is crazy?
Yeah, Flam's pretty solid.
Oh, no.
Don't ever shake her, JD's pretty good.
But like, what's the game?
You know, like, if we put you on like Black Ops 2?
Oh, Sun.
Sun again.
I'm the best Black Ops 2 player.
If you get you on the set-ups downstairs,
you're like, I'm just here.
Where is Legway, by the way?
I think he just died here.
You guys beat Dodge?
Might want to be one of Black Ops 2.
Yeah, go run it back.
Yeah.
Where is he at?
Oh, god, he's still here.
I just go down myself.
What do you think of me, Convouch, I just...
Damn, is there food downstairs?
Anybody got something to say?
Can you introduce me to this friend?
Where is he?
I don't know.
Can you introduce me to this friend?
Oh, you've never met him?
I've met him like once, but I'm not so terrified of him.
I'm making eye contact.
He's not oral, dude.
I'm scared of him.
No.
You introduce him?
Go say hi.
I'm in tongue.
I'm your dad.
You're not my dad, son.
I am your dad.
I'm the building.
Why are you dressed up like fucking uh, who's the guy with the arrows and the, you know what I'm about, the pan, just something, pan. Pan.
I feel like it's a good outfit. I'm going for, it's like a sweet potato thing going on.
I'm gonna say go on.
Oron!
Hello.
Go on.
You look great.
I'm hot.
I see you too.
You don't look good, bro.
It's like a sweet potato outfit I have going on.
What do you think?
It's good, bro.
Is it a bad fit?
No.
It's good.
I've never met Shraab.
Is it good?
How do I say hi to him?
I can say hi to Shraab.
Yeah, I just want to say hi.
Hey, you'd be like, hey, my name's Ron.
Send a T-shirt today.
Anything you need from me, you let me know, boss.
I'm your teammate today, bruh.
Yeah, we're gonna do great.
Thank you, bruh.
Pleasure to meet you.
You're gonna do great.
Hey, hey.
Stop it.
Oh, this is crazy, bruh.
Hey, good luck out there.
He's on my team.
That was tough.
I feel like that went really well.
No, I'm like a little bit like, I was like energetic.
I was off the red plate.
Bruh, I feel like you're...
Are you gonna sit here soon?
I'm not even kidding.
You're still there.
I'm not even kidding.
I'm not even kidding.
You're still there.
I'm not even kidding.
I'm not even kidding.
I'm not even kidding.
I'm not even kidding.
I'm not even kidding.
Dodge or 1v1 black ops suit you have it here. You've dodged me in the subodon. What does that mean? You dodged me in the subodon
You don't remember? No, I lost the call of duty tournament. Oh, yeah, I dodged that for sure
No, I told you I wanted the 1v1 you never did. I dodged that because you would have made it for sub or something
I'm gonna lose you
Do you have any moderators on your YouTube channel mind of chance? Yeah
So I've read the comments on the local money. It seems to be a lot of people don't like me
Do you know if you can delete some comments or something? What are they saying?
This guy's fucking annoying get this guy off
I have to walk stop watching the video this guy
So I don't know if you do like me. He's like alter some of the I get the same thing dude
Legend the building aura has arrived. This guy's kind of old but looks relatively young
You actually would like Peter Pan breath. What is this not right here?
Hey, it has green. It's like a totally different color scheme. Are we not playing for two hours by the way?
We're not playing for like three hours. Yeah, stop
There's no way three hours
There she mad at me
Should I go home? No!
What the fuck am I gonna do for three hours?
How do you shoot the shit, bro?
Chill. You can hang out.
Vibe, maybe?
Oh, no, that's unhealthy.
Oh, no, that's unhealthy, too.
Pretty good? Yeah.
Are you actually on? Yes.
Because I saw a clip, and it was like over the course of three years,
and you would take your shirt off, and you'd be like,
and then over the course of three years your body didn't change like you're gonna farm like the white dude scratching his chin laughing
I just know it first off to lol but no I just I saw that this is real this is what this is your life
Dude, I look good
You know we can do over the next three hours. I have a gym. I know no no. I dig into that. How do you work out?
No, you're gonna come to the new house, bro. There's a new house. Yeah, I didn't know you guys live together
I didn't know you could hit us with a lift.
You don't watch the streams?
I do, but usually you guys are like out and about.
You're not really in the house, like chilling.
Oh, you're farming, got it.
Oh, that's cool.
That's Jordy, nothing to overrun.
Pleasure, brother.
Should we shoot? I don't know if we should shake hands.
Jordy, hey.
Pleasure.
I will.
You're supposed to win, right?
Yeah, but why are you saying like you're supposed to say like confidence?
Bro, the confidence comes out of your game play, not your words.
Not getting it.
There's no etiquette in our game.
Oh, God, he's off.
This is a weak shot.
Damn, bro.
Alright, come here, come here.
We have a callix here, look, it's me.
It's me.
It's me, it's nothing, and it's Avin, I'm backpack maxing.
Ooh!
Ready to hop on?
It's just a plate.
Come on, it's like my warm up.
Yeah, let's warm up.
Alright, let's warm up.
You sure you don't want to go to the warm up though?
Bro, you can come on.
Stop by over there.
Okay.
Alright.
I don't need you.
I don't need you.
How many?
I mean, it's warm up, just like 8 to 10.
8 to 10?
All right, man.
You're kind of strong.
What happened?
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
I need help!
I kind of got it though.
Yeah, you didn't have to throw it out.
You didn't have to throw it out.
I tried really getting 80. It was a good form too. Is that bad? No, it was a great form. You looked really good until you dropped it on yourself.
I did chess yesterday.
Oh my god, that was the first time I dropped the bar.
Oh, I know this one!
Oh, fuck. I don't know you don't. What do you think is going on? It's not a pommel horse. What is a pommel horse?
What you were trying to do?
That thing that you've stings?
Yes!
That's a pommel horse.
What's a pommel?
I-I think pommel horse.
But this is just a dip.
This is for dips.
I'm bleeding now.
I'm nice.
I'm bleeding.
Oh, fuck you are.
I'm bleeding fucking white shit out of my fucking...
Yeah, you are.
I have an idea for contact.
Huh?
Since there's like a lot of like, you know, people outside, we should take the paintball guns and shoot at everyone.
I scare them.
Wait, is this a load?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I shouldn't have left it out.
Okay, no, no, no.
Wait, can I shoot it?
Yeah, go ahead.
Actually, well, where?
There.
Huh?
Where do you want me to shoot it towards?
Where are we on?
Shoot out that wall over there.
He's a fucking tank attach, idiot.
Where do you think the power's gonna come from?
Hey, it's broken.
Where's our tank?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Bro, my mom never let me have a paintball gun,
Yeah, I believe that she was smart for that good mother
All right, I gotta go upstairs. We're going live
All right, well if you guys end you can host me
If we end we can host you yeah nine hour tournament you're as a
It's a nine hour tournament like I wouldn't host you until the very end of the way wait nine hours. I
like nine nine hours
Yeah, a little under like 9 p.m. So I guess maybe almost 10 hours
So it's 11 20 right now, so you 9 hours and 40 minutes I guess maybe
Delayed by 20 minutes, so maybe nine because maybe 10 hours away. When do we play?
Are you everything four p.m. Their first match? Wait a minute. What that's five hours?
What's like four hours and 40 minutes?
You know about the show good. What's the joke here?
Is it like is it like oh
Oh
You can't that's actually not possible. You're smart dude. Like I'll be honest. You're a very smart dude
Can you try this you try brain teaser or no?
Yeah, try grabbing both your ankles. Go ahead try it. I'll stay away
Rejears, I swear try no one can do it. XQC could do it. He did it. No troll. No
Okay, grab both your ankles. I'm not super flexible though
And now you have to spell run twice
like are you trying to fuck me you want to fuck me you want me to say are you in
like I would feel it anyway not a universe out he got the touch I'm 30
years old you think I don't know Bob are you in years old
I'll bring the paintball gun into the arena.
Good couple of red bulls.
No troll. Remind me when our Uber, whenever we have to leave, let's just see like four of them.
They got you by that.
Maybe they got fucking relics in here.
Whoa!
Actual relics!
wait archery this is when I played is this the actual thing that I won't use
oh my god that's aura dude you remember they used to call me red dot that's
pretty good remember when you ran with the camera all right I guess uh over
or under you think Ludwig's chat's gonna say I'm annoying as fuck the whole time
Bro, what they're gonna be saying, I don't agree with this guy in the black shirt, his crew is fucking bringing on Schimo.
Sorry about me.
Over? Hey listen bro, as long as we're doing good vibes, the day is great. Let's just all smile, have fun.
Bro, no troll, this is honestly probably gonna be the only tournament I went ever.
Is there a trophy?
Oh, it's okay, thank you so much. Do you guys have any ice cream catering tonight?
I love food.
Look at this fucking monkey.
Where's he looking?
Do you know where the trophy is, sir?
Oh, you guys were playing for nights.
You didn't know this?
Wait, say on God.
Yeah, yeah, on God.
You guys were playing for nights.
Wait, what night?
Uh, Aiden picked them out.
They're like all worth one K a piece.
There's like five different ones.
Is there any like...
He's building them in his inventory.
So you need to...
Wait, who's we?
I'm gonna go upstairs.
Aiden.
Aiden.
Aiden.
Aiden.
Aiden.
Aiden.
Aiden.
Aiden.
Aiden.
Aiden.
Oh, yeah.
Do you know who he is?
He's tall and lean and has, like, a receiving hairline, like me.
Oh, yeah.
I've received all my accessories.
So that's what I've received my most.
Okay.
What was your name?
Kelly.
Kelly.
Yeah, yeah.
Got you.
Yeah.
Kelly?
Kelly?
Kelly.
Kelly.
Kelly.
Kelly.
Kelly.
Kelly.
Kelly.
Aiden? Aiden?
What's that?
Now what? Aiden! Aiden!
Wait, Aiden!
No, no, no, this one's ugly.
It's really tall.
It's a lot of munch.
Are you in for me?
No, that's not Aiden.
No?
No.
Is that Aiden?
Kelby said that you have a little seating error on it.
He was like, tell him, he's like, that's my boss, fuck my boss, I don't even like him.
How's yours looking?
Pull it back.
No, it's not me.
Pull it back.
I haven't fucked up heroin, but look.
I think I'm slightly older than you.
I started, I'm 29.
I'm only 29 years old.
I started, I started an oxy-dome this year.
Was that actually worth it?
I don't know.
It's been like three months.
Wait, what are the knives that we're waiting for?
The knives?
Yeah.
Oh my- wait.
Okay, so we have a...
Ooh, a ruby?
But that's a Bowie knife.
That's kinda mid, no?
We don't want that.
That's hand-made.
Bowie knife, mid.
Oh!
A vanilla Kofambi!
Wait, that's actually clean.
No, hell, what the fuck?
She kinda looks like a toy for-
That is-
That one's not bad.
That one's not bad.
I would say that one's that, or the Karambit Vanilla, that's,
I think I think there's one more.
Yeah, the Karambit, I think the Karambit,
Vanilla's the next one.
Skelton, that's Skelton, that's Skelton.
Skelton or Karambit, I don't know that.
I personally, the Skelton, you guys think the Skelton's
better than the Karambit?
But the Ruby's made a star.
That's nice, bro.
I don't want the Karambit.
Really?
Yeah, I don't want it.
I like the Vanilla Karambit, personally.
Look at this, bro, it's a bunch of gamers.
Oh
My god the Prince Wow
So if we want to survive the knives, oh my god
There's just a couple. There's just a couple which one is your best one which one's your best this one I unbox this
Oh, I watched your stream, I think.
This was the night before the $500,000...
Yeah, yeah, he shot a clip, right?
Yeah, that's nice.
Wow, Phase 3, right?
I knew it, I'll test it.
You were close. Yeah, yeah, that's pretty nice.
And then we also got...
Face.
Oh, yeah, I unboxed this first.
Is that an Emerald Dolls on?
Phase 2.
Factory new, of course.
That's gotta be my second best unboxer.
Oh my days of fire-surface!
Alright, the queen's cabinet in the print with the new eye.
It was from 2019.
Did you get rid of that?
Uh, not really applied, man.
He stole my account login, hopped on and applied that still.
You get rid of it though from here now.
You know it's not...
You want to get rid of it, man.
I mean, how much dollar does that?
Like five.
You don't care?
Don't worry, he had it in his skin.
He had it in his skin.
Oh my, the purities want boxy!
Look what show I'm wearing now.
Oh, yeah.
But it's scratched. It's scratched. It's an old shirt.
1v3 in the show, Matt.
And I just heard Cabo show 1v3?
Yeah, yeah, this guy.
I had one, thank you.
Ron, DJ, Prius.
Oh, that's a nice game. Are you playing today?
No, I'm the server, in-game cameraman.
Oh, wait, so you've watched some of the professional games?
Yeah, I did. I did Boston Playz, 2018.
By the way, what play was that? It was something crazy that year.
I died one the major.
Yo, you got a word of service.
I was there, I was there.
Massage show.
How much is this? I want one.
$20,000?
Sale card.
Probably, yeah.
There's no way, right?
How does it work?
Oh my god.
You going?
Wait, whoa.
Wait, this is...
This is nice.
Why is Kurt's class night?
He's not gonna get first fucking around here.
I'm gonna be so dead honestly. It's hot here.
It's really fucking hot.
Or nothing, we're gonna have to sit down and get set up for the first match, Austin and nothing's game.
Hey chat, you might not play the first match, but I'm not kidding.
Why do you laugh?
It's like, oh let's kill Ron's confidence before the game starts.
Because I know you're gonna see what's on the game board.
Bro chat, I'm not kidding.
Click this right now. Can you click this? Someone click this.
Or mark my words.
One everything.
Come back to this.
There's zero chance in fucking hell I lose today with Shroud and It's Tim.
We're the best team now.
I think I'm big for you.
Who's comparable still level?
What will be our teams?
I think the team will pick a pro player.
Chat to anyone in the chat.
Who's like the other best team here?
One paper.
Floms?
Some of this is weeks.
Son.
Sonion.
Sonion.
Sonion, onion, bunion.
Can you get a look at the curds right here on the floor?
That guy's...actually I gotta watch this, hold on.
One little seat peek round, one little seat peek, watch this shit.
Dead!
Fuck.
Hold on.
Start, start now.
Ready?
Right now.
Let's fucking go, baby.
Let's fucking go, baby.
Dead!
hi BMI low EDR
you got any cool skins bro show me something cool man
uh well this is like my knife
okay bro fuck you
yeah escape
check your VPI dude
this guy's got jokes
What the fuck are you looking at, Mark?
No, I didn't mean like that.
How the fuck did you know me?
Look at that.
Get out of the way.
Are you ready?
My mouth isn't working.
The faucet.
Did you see that?
Huh?
Uh, I didn't see it.
I was gonna see you.
I love that.
You're gonna need it.
Yeah?
I mean, how are you handling all this when you have to move tomorrow, right?
You know me.
I'm just a busy man.
A really busy guy?
Yeah.
Is it better sweet than sad?
I saw you typed in Rage's chat, um, swag.
Oh, what?
Go ahead.
No, no, no.
Well, he called me a swaggy.
So I asked him.
I was like, what is that?
Yeah, it's just like someone who's got a lot of swag.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Why don't I just say swag then?
Um, yeah.
My plan is...
Dr. Lupo?
Who said it was this?
Courtier J?
What?
I think we've met.
Again.
Oh, okay.
Nice to meet you again.
You're not on my team, so...
What team are you on?
Um, the winning team.
Does he know what team he's on?
Do you know what you're doing here?
This is CS.
We're playing CS.
Oh, it's like a joking?
Yeah.
Wait, how we met last night?
It's a C.S. for playing C.S.
Oh, it's like a joking, like we...
Wait, how we met twice already?
You're going down.
I'm ready to see the needle beaming.
Pleasure to meet you.
You ready to win?
You can get show practice.
I was in London.
Sorry, different question.
Listen, I used to be...
I used to play for face. It was me, me, Kaelish, RB, and Ross. Mike and Dean? Mike and Dean.
Oh
Food is a reward bro, you can't eat unless we win something
Wait, can you tell me like your free game for what you used to play bro, what I didn't have a free game
No, I just want to make sure I didn't eat a fat meal like this feels his aura
You do not need a fat meal like this.
So, you get nervous chicks?
I don't need it.
Nervous chicks? No nervous chicks are real.
I'm looking at like two gamers right now.
This is three gamers.
Yeah, I was going to say.
Yeah, yeah I did.
That's good ball knowledge right there.
You're a predator, no?
You're a top predator.
You've been the top predator for how long? How many years?
Five years.
top editor that's good shit that's nice yo I used to know oh my god you don't
understand hub G whatever bring it back bring it back that game is not coming
back
And then everybody just like, you're not going to win twice this time.
I just thought of the run on the line.
The first one? Which first one?
The one here or the one here?
That one was real as hell.
That was way more real than the second one.
No, it wasn't.
It was a little bit, it's still making, bro.
Let's go back down.
We go turn it on back down.
I know.
I mean, we can.
I got shit to do, bro.
Later.
I got shit to do.
Chess it?
Chess it.
I can't read it.
There's no way there's a...
Jinxie said, Ron, I hope you lose.
Yo, yo, Jinxie, yo, do you just like, you call me the
fart of Twitch and then like when I finally might win
something.
No, it's just like...
I don't know if it's a win for me, bro.
One God I'm winning.
One God!
I will bet any amount of money that I win today.
I swear, I'll bet any amount of money.
I'm not kidding.
I'm not kidding.
Everyone here has got money, bro.
Like, you suddenly put up some money.
Who can I put money up against?
I'm afraid.
You have my going against you first?
I don't think so.
You're playing first or no?
Yeah, yeah.
We don't play until like 4 p.m.
Shut the fuck up!
4 p.m. like Pacific
Dude, I'm not staying here for 5 hours
Maybe like 5 hours
You can work out
No, I already did that to you
I already did that to you
I want to ask you something about money on the line
Who are we going up against?
Good ass question
We're going up against team nothing
Jordan Gilbert
versus team Austin
Gilbert versus team Austin CS.
So we're going up against...
Ooh, Madden Addy.
Yes, wait.
Let's...
Nice shirt!
Oh!
Jeff Bezos!
Oh yeah, a lot of hate comments on it.
You got a lot of hate comments.
You can give it a go.
Wait, what GDP?
I started GDP and you said gunpowder, yeah.
So now what that is?
I'm creeper?
I'm just going to Keck walk out of here.
It's a nice little setup.
Can you notice me? Do you realize?
I'm a crumb. I'm a crumb content creator. I'm a fucking crumb.
Like these motherfuckers have a whole warehouse of discotents.
Unknown army one effincias, you were kinda just there.
Yo, Jinxie, on everything I love, you are lucky that Stompin was born into this world, right?
out stomping nobody would have ever said you were even anything in the game
bro you got carried by stomping for everything dude don't ever we could
watch my highlights right now
Wait, you have any pretzels too?
Pretzels?
National pretzel day.
Is it?
Yes.
Let me check.
You have any protein pretzels?
Yeah, all of this right here is protein.
Protein donuts!
Yeah, these are all protein donuts.
Oh, man, it's such fried food once a day.
Oh, you're right.
That's gonna make you so sluggish, Ron.
Oh, really?
Is that how that worked?
Yeah, bro.
I keep seeing this meme on TikTok.
And Instagram reels.
It's really Instagram reels.
What is it?
I keep referencing it.
stream but it's like you in the item shop and then someone zooms in and goes
who the fuck is this guy? Trust me I see my friend printed out a tweet that
had 150,000 likes. No it doesn't. Yeah and I have it on a sticker on my wall.
Motivation bro. Motivation.
Did it run a marathon? It did?
New York City did not wear work. You didn't actually run 25.
I got dead last. I got 57,000 that had 59,000 people.
But I did it. Still finished.
Still finished. Not at all.
How much chance you play Ron?
I got like thirteen hundred hours.
What are you up to these days man?
Hoping that my career stays alive by rebuilding a new group with the guys.
I played deadlocked at 300 people the other day and it was awesome.
My career is over.
Well I played monologue yesterday for two hours on the dot and I had a lot of fun.
What about you?
Two hours goes way too fast.
Why, why that?
My game crashed right when I hit the two hour mark.
It was like two hours hitting like no.
Oh yeah, it was like two hours and I was like fuck bro my game crashed.
Look at this, this is the reconnect feature.
She probably just wanted to break back in.
No, no, nobody connects to that game mark.
It was like a bit of a bitch shit, yeah.
You guys know it's season 7.5 for Marble Rivals.
It's currently out right now.
You could use the link XMission Mark Marble Rivals or click the panel in my Twitch right now to get on the game.
Go enjoy the new season, lots of new characters, lots of new banners.
Wait, that's me.
Oh, this is probably a good event. I know who's going to win this.
This is probably going to be good.
How many K's loses though?
You should probably... wait, this is going to be good.
And it's for 100 K?
We're probably going to pay up too.
I've never paid.
Not even a dollar to you.
Wait, I just had a one-year anniversary.
Wait, I just had a one-year anniversary on my phone.
I'm meeting Merck Music.
You know who Merck Music is?
That's a OG, if you know you know.
Drop me a few dollars.
He's a YouTuber now.
Merck Music? Supply drops?
Dude, I met him. I felt his aura.
What am I about to do for the next hour while the game's going on?
Is it good for you?
Is it on, Charlie?
Really? No troll?
I don't know.
This has way in it.
It's way.
Is it good?
Try bite.
I can't, I can't eat this.
I can't, I can't eat it.
I have to discipline myself because in a chat it's going to say plus 18% body fat.
I used to have one of these in school.
You think this is accurate?
Yep.
I'm not wasting food. Lace is literally eating it right now.
I wasted one thing by accident.
Go ahead, tell your L-L-Rons, bro.
Is there a place I can put my packs like?
Is there a place I can put my pack like?
You see the corn on yours?
I don't think that's yours.
It has all my peripherals though.
It might be heavy, don't open it, it's not red post.
Okay, gotcha.
You got cologne.
Oh, is that cookies?
I'm not backpack maxing now.
Where's my posture?
Is my posture that bad?
Wait, where's the waters?
In the fridge bro, get them for your team to the waterboy, thank you!
Holy shit!
Well it's a good thing they ripped this off, I wouldn't have known this was, you know,
It's sponsored by Red Bull, oh I wonder where this is.
Oh Red Bull!
Damn.
It's nice right here, hold on, I'm gonna do a quick reset.
Oh fuck.
Is this weird to do? Like in someone else's fridge?
Nah, it's pretty normal, bro.
This feels good.
I'm not kidding. It's like resetting my model.
I'm pretty sure like everyone's gonna go over here to do this.
It just feels good. I'm resetting.
Wait. Oh my god.
Why is there Taylor Swift on a fucking cake?
Oh, son, wait, oh my gosh.
Bro, I was sweating before.
I was sweating, I'm resetting.
I was using the frisk of cool oil.
It's hot in here.
Okay.
Where do you want him to be?
Do you want him to be?
Are you going to injure us up?
Don't ever call me an injure hopper in your life.
Fucking hopper.
What?
What's up dude?
You told him?
I never said that.
Find the clip.
He didn't say it though.
They pulled up the clip.
Like actually.
I swear.
That's my boss.
No.
I was just trying to help you out.
No, for Radar I said.
Now you've got to listen.
You hear my voice clap once.
You hear my voice clap twice.
Ray, I noticed you didn't clap.
You heard my voice clap once.
You hear my voice clap once.
You hear my voice clap twice.
Ray, I noticed you didn't clap.
Ray, I noticed you didn't clap, and you got killed in your deathmatch.
Do you want to confess?
Alright, y'all, appreciate you coming out to the CS minor.
Thank you very much.
This is Aiden, he's the heart behind us a bit, so I'll let him take over.
I just want to go over the format and a couple other things.
So just quickly, this is round Robin, best of one.
All the teams play with the other teams, and then at the end of that,
that, whatever two teams have the best record,
we'll play in a final in a best of three.
If there are tie breakers, we're going to play them out
in a 1v1 format.
So the way it's going to work is we're
going to go into a 1v1 server.
And the captains are going to play first, like captain
v captain, first to seven kills in the server.
And then whichever side wins, that counts as a win for your team.
And then it's just a three out of five for down 1v1s.
So I don't have to sidereggress, but that's the best I've ever done.
And that means head to head doesn't matter, round differential doesn't matter.
If you just want two games, if somebody else wants two games, you go to
PYbreakers.
So it really has nothing to do with any of the other, like,
might need to PYbreakers getting nor those.
Yeah.
And make fun of his hair.
But that's it for the format.
I wanted to emphasize the way this will work is after matches are over,
We want to get new teams on, whoever's on deck on as quickly as possible.
So just try to log off, grab your gear, so that the next team can swap on,
unless you're playing two matches in a row.
The casters, our lovely casters and hosts.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Feel the aura.
Actually, cast tier one CS events, and we're right.
We do.
Wait, don't say anything.
Jesse, can you take me with someone?
Who?
Actually, look at you.
So I think you will try to have a close interview.
Feel free to float in and out of the classroom,
sit on and pass other people's games if you want,
have fun with it.
And then also, I just want to make sure
that everybody knows who Liza is,
our new producer here.
If you have any questions or concerns,
feel free to ask me, ask Liza, ask Dan.
You want to make sure that everybody here has a good time
and that this is a safe and comfortable environment.
So if you have a concern, want to bring anything up,
feel free to take anyone up.
You want to bust aside and talk to us about it.
We also have two public game avatars
right here who will be standing behind your matches.
So any issues that you have, like while you're in game,
you can call and get tech pause in the game
and just be like, hey, my headset doesn't fucking work.
And we'll have that sorted out.
That's pretty much it though.
This is what you're playing for.
This is a rotating screen of five different CS knives already purchased, ready to be transferred to the winners' accounts.
They're all different, so you guys, whatever winning team, will get to choose which knife you each get.
They're all valued around...
They're all between 900 and 1100 bucks.
Wow!
They're all like a thousand bucks, and you just get to pick your knives.
You'll have to figure out how you divide them amongst your winning team.
Oh my God.
And you'll...
Carambit vanilla!
There's food all day that'll be outside.
Spood all day the whole event should take like eight ish hours
But if you're eliminated you can't leave you like that'll just be ready for fun
Let's play CS
We were sponsored by Red Bull
So if you are drinking rumble, that's great. If you're not
That's the best I'll play this.
It's a good thing he was during my milestone.
Alright, that's it everyone. Good luck.
I like that. That was a good speech.
I'll see you in the live?
Yeah, I want the current of Vanilla.
That's the one.
Yeah, really?
Yeah.
Everyone in my chat would say it's a let-off.
Oh, no, bro.
I'm ready.
I'm not getting...
If you guys were hyped for the CS major,
SILED!
You're gonna be hyped for the CS minor.
Holy shit, let's get CS minor. Let's do this.
Okay. When's the last time you played CS 2?
Probably like 3 weeks ago.
Cause I pinged the discord like 10 times.
I was in London.
So when?
Literally, so, what, 2 days ago? I'm not even here.
Yeah, yes you are.
So what were you doing yesterday?
Uh, placing my sleep schedule.
Weren't you in the jigsaw event?
Yeah, I got first round.
I was pinging after that too, but...
I just wanna play games with you, man.
I'm not kidding.
This is why I write all those comments on the YouTube videos.
to be honest yeah I'm not kidding there's nobody better like unironically like you
This little mickey is for me.
They even know me.
Shhh, she's amazing.
She's the same though.
What is your gamer tag?
Cat, cat, cat, uh, cateree.
Oh, please!
This is the most popular comment.
It's a Tima.
What is it?
What is it?
KKATI MMA?
KITIMA.
Okay, what's my name?
What's my thing though?
It's my whole gamer tag.
Holy fields for aura.
You know who's feels her aura like a new me
You're only 30 years old. Yeah, that's true
This is our team
This is the squad. He's she's amazing. Yeah, he's top gamer. Okay. He's top predator. Yep. You're 30 years old. Yeah
What are you I'm an effin sys to him
Why are you guys backing him up?
Because 2019, it's single handedly, unironically, one of the hardest FMCS's ever.
I carry.
You didn't carry.
We could watch my highlights.
Stop poking me.
Swodge is technically the hardest.
What's he doing right now?
He's not working.
And it's with Mickey.
Everyone got banned.
Did Peterbuck get banned?
No.
Everyone got banned.
Did Peterbuck get banned?
No.
Really?
No.
Can he ever get banned for saying it?
No.
I mean...
Can he ever get banned for saying it?
I don't think so.
I don't know.
He can't get banned for that.
It's just, you know, one of those things,
where he's gotta use it like, alright.
Alright.
Epic games.
Alright, we'll get into it.
We'll get into it.
We'll get into it.
What?
2017.
PUBG.
PUBG?
Yeah.
What would you say?
Same with H1Z1.
Really?
Yes.
You and doctor's respect.
Are you the one on the first scene?
No, that's not me.
The ninja clip?
Yeah, that's not.
No, that's not.
Alright, yeah.
The ninja clip?
Where he goes.
What do you say?
Oh, that's not me.
That's not me.
This is why doxid needs to die.
People think that that's not me.
People think that that's me because he tweeted,
stable Ronaldo, yo, oh my God, he said stable Ronaldo,
shrooms type ninja back in 2016.
It wasn't me.
But oh my God, I used to shrooms type doctor disrespect.
My name used to be doctor disrespect sharp nipples,
I think was my name.
And I remember I would shrooms type him and just hide,
just like, I would just scream into my mic.
Him and Tyler won.
Oh no, I definitely ripped a couple back then.
I'll be honest with you, I'm gonna be honest with you.
But like that wasn't my go-to.
Like I would just streusag everybody.
Child, I used to go, what was it called, child school?
I think it was school, it was the drop spot on PUBG.
I would always go there, and I would try to find a pan
and spread out it.
What were these before?
You fact it.
How many more are you gonna eat?
What's the first one?
You're so good at it.
Can I have a bite right now?
What?
Right now.
It's red.
It's a cute thing.
I don't know what that is.
Well, I'm 32 now.
32, you're 15 years old.
What's that up?
It's like a needle that's sticking in their bodies to this late.
Oh, I bet you never heard that.
You know what the reason I bought it, that?
Yeah.
You can get it.
Conversations are out of our confuse.
Do you guys need help commenting?
I don't know what that is.
I bet you don't work.
Do you guys need help commenting?
What?
So funny.
Do you guys need help commenting?
Someone else got a funny joke.
Do you guys need help commenting?
Stop!
Do you guys need help, Thomas?
You guys need help, Thomas?
Do you guys need help, Thomas?
I don't know. Maybe I can help.
Are these rare Pokemon cards?
Because I heard it before.
So let's just start by...
Actually, we're in Aldo and you're actually a really good and funny dude.
I'm glad you get invited to do these type of things because your personality, humor is what stands out for everyone.
You are one of the most amazing and most talented troopers ever.
I can't believe my Twitch chat is getting this long.
I can't believe that Twitch allows this type of message.
If I were anyone in this chat, I would get to 100 subs right now, but unfortunately I don't have money.
You are the greatest at all time, Goat.
Thank you for streaming today, stable in auto.
All it just moves.
That's not a really nice message, man.
So, Lud, um, question?
What's up, Ace?
So, in the meantime of like the next hour, what should I do?
Where do you not want me to go?
Where do you want to be?
You can fucking, you can be anywhere you want, uh, between downstairs where that food was and up here.
Can't go in there.
You can go in there.
Can I ruffle some feathers?
Yeah. Don't like touch them.
Okay.
But if you want a chirp, you can chirp.
You might make some enemies.
I'm not worried.
worry I actually on that wrong I don't think anyone here said that there's no
chance is there anyone that's actually on our scale I think no no no stream
thing is it not a free sweet we have the best
we go against okay let's go let's go don't even bring me
let's go down a line better than you better than all three are way better
than you
Counter Strike 2, just that one, that's it.
I don't know about CS, you know?
He's definitely better at calling duty.
Yeah, he's got a call on duty.
That's not true.
That's not true.
We did a PSL show much two times.
That's a lie.
That show was two times.
Show it.
Show it.
Show it.
We can go downstairs to where the bodies are.
I can play again right now.
I'm here.
We have a check for 100k with your name signed.
It's down.
You signed.
I signed that?
Yes.
Anyway, all three are better than you.
That is cap.
What did you get from here?
Pete's from here.
Son, I was faced at level 10.
Yes, I was.
Genuine?
Yes, genuine.
Yes, genuine.
I was.
You're fucking lying.
No, but what are you right now?
Premier rating.
Uh, 17k?
Something like...
17k?
Yes, 17k.
I remember my first time playing for you.
What are you at?
What is it, 25,000?
Ah, I didn't get that guy played for longer than a week, that's so great.
What's your premiere rate?
Fuck it, I don't think it's permanent.
Were you ever facing it?
No.
I played, I hit global league in 2015, I'm thus too old.
I'll be honest with you, I had bunny hop strips in 2016.
Dude.
Basically, all you would have to do is hold space bar and...
Bro, are you serious, man?
I make montages on my private YouTube.
Can I see you?
Yeah, I can find my way.
Anyway, this team's the best team.
What was your peak RWS?
That's a good question, honestly.
What's my quick RWS?
I mean my RDS here.
What was yours?
I'm 11.
I'll be honest with you, I'm 9.
8, 9, 8, yeah.
How many knives have you unboxed?
One.
And I spent $2.50.
How?
Spare.
Paracord.
That's all I got there.
My first case, Paracord knife, $2.50.
And then I haven't opened up a case like this.
Like, you better be on track, if I'm not.
Yup.
Hand it.
System.
You read this, hand it.
Hand it.
A lot of case per week.
Keeping it light.
Oh my god.
Yo.
Look at this guy, bro.
Fuck it.
Let's go.
Oh my god, you pissed me off.
You got to believe this shit, bro.
I look good in this, don't I?
Buck Mason.
You ever shopped at Buck Mason?
Because you need it.
Oh boy.
Maybe.
Is this guy...
When did they stop?
When did they stop?
Fuck.
What the fuck is a strap look secret strap you can't you can't see it they can see it though it's all good
What did you say?
Are you leaking the chests?
Are they good chests?
They don't tell them to.
It's good training.
I'm not going to lie.
Okay, play it.
Spike.
Okay, so we're already fucked up.
There's no Spike.
No, I know.
Rush B.
Unbox one.
Ooh, that might help.
Hold E to the fuse.
Spike takes 40s.
Got it.
This is good.
This is good.
Yeah, this is good.
Yeah, this is good.
Real secret check.
Some play.
Some play.
Yo, they hear it, ready.
What's happening here?
What is this?
Oh, I'm measuring.
Could you help me out, actually?
What?
It's the right distance.
There's no fucking way that's this crazy.
It's serious.
Let me see it.
There's money on the line.
You see that's not it?
I'm not waiting on this.
It's serious, bro.
You make too much money.
Fuck it.
Hey, Carol, you have the tape measure out.
What are you doing?
Hey, why does that camera make you look fake?
Hold on.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
I can't look fake.
Nice of you, Scammer.
What is that?
Oh, nice shot, Ray.
Thank you.
Oh, nice shot.
That was a bad one.
I know.
That was a good one.
Wait, go get him.
But you should have played this game.
Ah, yeah, I was facing level 15.
It counts at 10.
Ooh, I tried testing you.
I tried testing you.
I tried testing you.
I got a good one.
I got a good one.
I got a good one.
I got a good one.
I got the top predator brothers
Well, I don't know the YouTube
The YouTube dude, you know why they hate you because I'm annoying I'm fat a piece of shit
I'm high racist a little bit my rage bait. I'm sure I'm not that good looking so it's easy to not like me
um no that's pretty much it you nailed it no here's the deal guys you don't know
Ron's actually fucking genuinely fucking insecure but I actually like you bro
which is why I invite you back no matter what they say dude what if I had a
face guys here do you notice any other for my face guys here I didn't even ask
them they didn't even get it they didn't even get a fucking ass bro so why me
Why just the chosen one because I think you're funny, bro. I think you're charming. No, I think you can be a bit much
It's hot. No, that doesn't sound like great
But I love red bull, bro. What the hell? Yeah, seriously
Okay, just fucking keep it off. Yeah, listen, bro. I'm excited to win a thousand dollars
I've been looking forward to this day. I
Asked him like three times you want to be in this because every time he said yes
It's like I don't think he's actually gonna show up. Yeah, you message me and you said are you sure you're gonna make?
I'm like, why would I bail on you, bro?
Last night, you said, can I do this from home?
On God, I saw someone on my Twitter com,
and they said, oh, it's online or land.
So I was like, oh, OK.
Why do you think anyone in your Twitter
com is worth listening to or smart?
Yo!
They're fine, they're actually, they just,
actually, if I open my Twitter com,
I know it's a fucking idiot.
So yeah, you're not wrong.
Aren't they getting rid of it?
Yeah, I know, I'm going to be, dude,
I'm going to have no job.
That's like half of my content.
Is you're strong here at Twitter com?
Yes.
Really?
Does he do that?
Did you do that?
Yeah, pretty much all day.
Is it an L-content?
Yeah, I don't really have much content.
This is the first time I've had content about like a month.
So I appreciate it.
You went to the charity match?
Yeah.
Yeah, I did cardio for 50 minutes.
Did you play?
Yeah.
For 50 minutes, and I just ran around.
You were in for 50 minutes?
I think so.
I think it was a long time, like 40 minutes.
Did you touch the ball?
Yes.
I had one shot, and probably seen it went viral.
It was me versus XQC, and I missed.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
And he actually blocked it.
Yeah.
See, who knows the clip?
I was like, because I was offside, did he stop tearing?
Yeah, that's tough, dude.
You look good out there though.
I did.
You can bet some on 35 though.
That's pretty good.
That's pretty good.
Oh man, I just realized you have 35,000 viewers.
So you're back?
What's up, bro?
How's the family been?
How's it going?
He's been great, Ron.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Nice.
We should do some collages over there.
Yeah, dude, I would love that.
I think it would really help you get your name out there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, no, I've been really trying out different things
on courage gaming and courage reacts on YouTube.
I'm a man of courage channel.
Just trying to encourage so many fucking channels.
You know, it's good.
How much money did you make from your skin?
Did they give you a flat rate?
Everyone gets paid the same amount. I can't tell.
I do know what it is.
Alright, then why are you asking me?
So I don't give you 400K a day.
You just said it. I just said everyone gets paid the same amount, and you get set up for range.
I heard it saying in between that, I'm pretty sure.
I'm not confirming nor denying. I have a great working relationship in Epic Games,
and I love what they're doing with Fortnite Battle Royale,
the ultimate battle royale experience.
See this is a level of like, you can't crack this guy.
You can hit him with all of our blow questions you want.
He's a consummate professional.
How do you put about the measure's bad? All those players?
I'm out of the date on that right now, but knowing Epic and their true intentions,
they're gonna find a way to remedy it for the players
and make sure that there's no confusion between them.
You can't fucking get him, bro. You can't fucking try again, try again, try again.
Are you racist?
You know, racism is something that I am currently against.
It's just that the racists down here in America finds the true light and welcomes all races
and kinds into their heart.
Yeah, he kind of got you there.
How hard is it to actually get a 49 icon skid?
They told me I needed like two years of PR friendly.
Basically, I wouldn't be able to say anything great.
I mean, I stopped playing Slurge a couple years back, so I'm mad I'm sad.
A couple years?
Let's get the game guys.
Let's get the game.
I'll be live later.
My Twitch channel, twitch.tv.sashcourage.com, I was once the 23rd most-called account, I'm not anymore, but people want to find me over there, I'm there.
I went down a lot.
Five years on YouTube.
Don't say that number, you piece of cake.
I used to know me on my channel.
You know how I was ranked number 33 when the Twitch files got leaked?
You remember that era?
The Twitch files?
Yeah, yeah, it's about 10 right here.
You need to tell me how much money everyone made on Twitch like after.
Oh, that was kind of crap. I forgot about that.
That was a, that's like a hidden, that's like hidden tag.
That guy that somehow blew over.
Who was the number one? Who was it?
XCC. It was XCC.
Who was it?
It was like 13 million or something.
Jesus Christ!
How much does he need to be?
You told me how much you got paid for that battlefield event back in the day.
Yeah, I know. I got paid for that.
Yeah, I know you did.
Yeah, they told me I'm probably never getting paid for that.
Oh, we're ready? Hey, I'll see you later.
Oh, wait, where can I find you?
Oh, uh, current JD, I'm also, make your social media's.
Oh, yeah.
See you around.
I've seen you
I'm about to unfollow her. I thought that guy was like the 23rd most followed twitch channel. What happened?
Holy shit, man, I'm not even kidding. I want to play so bad right now
So are you eating peripherals? Yeah, I brought my keyboard mouse. We use it.
Steel series and Jeeper up.
We need to be what, one hour for real?
Probably less, it's one CS game.
How long is the CS game? That's an hour.
45 to go to this game.
45 is like the most.
They're shorting them.
I'm not trolling bro. I don't want to get first-round.
I've gotten first-rounded from every game.
We can't get first-rounded, it's around Robin.
So we play every team.
At minimum, we could go 0-3.
Wait, so what happens if we lose the first one?
Is it seeds?
You know, we play every, there's four teams.
We play the other three teams.
teams. The top two of the four move on to the finals.
The best two out of three, technically.
So if we lose the game, whatever the other game we play gets.
No, we just play everyone.
Scott's trying to re-contextualize it in a way that's dumb.
It's just a brown robin.
Can you explain it in four or nine terms?
It would be like if you, Klicks, Peterbot, and Super TF were all playing each other,
and then whoever won the most games after playing everybody would be gone.
so likely to be wrong clicks and you and SuperT have to be eliminated.
Did that help?
Yes, more or less.
If you want to get to 100 health, you can have all the bandages, but you need the Medtron.
But why would I need the Medtron when I could have a chug chug?
You don't know what I'm saying?
No, just true.
There you lost me.
No?
There you lost me.
I think it's like 200 health rather than 100 health, but it's guaranteed 200 health,
but we have to go through the 100 health before we get to 200.
So why pop the med kit if you're just gonna pop a chug jug anyway?
Exactly.
Unless you had two full pots.
In which case maybe you saved the chug because you had more inventory spots.
Oh, okay.
That's a good load out right there.
Where are you guys?
I signed that back.
Oh, yeah, throw.
Okay.
You understand it?
You got it?
Yeah, I'm paying attention.
If I put my foot here, you're gonna fucking want to sling out the fucking sword.
Okay. I think I've smelt it with my toe once and it shocks me.
Have we got a second out of here?
Oh, it looks a bit laggy.
It's because they're not tabbed in, dude. It's a new breader.
It's still laggy. We need it out tabbed in.
It looks better out now. This is just for us.
That's just for us right there.
Laptop like a warm-up
I'll be honest with you
He's like a floss of this back in high school. It's really good for you. You know what I used to do
I would take my high school pizza our middle school pizza
I put it in the tray and then I dump chocolate milk all over it and now
Onto my classmate yeah, and we were just like I was going this like
It's actually good times.
I'm gonna pop in.
Why?
Because that's what people in middle school do.
They're just annoying and fucking useless.
This is true.
Do you still remember middle school?
Or does your brain like pass that?
Uh, no, I'm still there.
I still have to get lucky.
Good luck.
Good luck slowly now.
What's coming to town soon?
See, the brain of a middle schooler.
Dude, you're 32, 10 years old.
We all are, but we all are.
It's like, this is the fifth time you've said it, you still get a lot.
When is my high school reunion? What age?
Ten years.
Welcome to the CS minor, brought to you by Longway.
Here we are, just saying.
We're here for a not-hidden state clubbing.
Some language programs today.
I'm just gonna choose any name besides CS minor, though.
I'm wrong.
Oh my, ill.
You know what's fucked up?
Big gloves in the knife.
There just is, bro.
He just wants to wear them because he has too many.
What?
Hold on, you're not cool anymore.
Wait, what are your skids?
May I get a skin clip? Oh my gamma doppler emerald with gloves
Oh my how the factory knew!
Shooting a blue flame, did you see the sticker coordination? Did you see the sticker coordination? Wow!
What the hell is that?
Well, uh, I got this.
Can you like this?
What?
The Cobblestone Collection, up Dragon Lord with the Navi stickers too, though.
This one's hidden.
You see it?
Oh my God.
No, wait, wait, wait, wait.
No, wait, wait, wait, wait.
It's not very near though.
You don't have that much money.
That's fine, maybe.
No, it's not.
Oh my God, it's not very near though.
It's like the $50,000 off, no?
Uh, it's like, no, it's like, it's like, it's like, top that.
That's not bad.
Why are you the Wild Lotus?
Right there.
With the school stickers, those stickers are how much money they're paid.
$400? Oh my god, that's nothing to you. Wow, what rarity.
That's back to $200. Oh my, $0.069?
What else do you have?
I got some nice. I sold the card by this night.
Oh, that's sold at W. Sold at Old Jenna.
Wow, this is what? $12,000? $50,000?
This one's only this one used to be 14 now. It's like seven wait sapphires one down. Yeah
Yeah, because people don't like that. They're not purple anymore. Oh
Black pearls are worth more and that's real. Yeah, I have a sapphire karambit. Yeah, that's got a fucked up corner
I bought it back in the day. I'll fuck up for it. I think this one's a little that's kind of nice though
That was really pretty
Damn, bro, that's pretty good collection. Thank you. Appreciate I don't have a you know, you probably don't have the gold
The gold the artist here what does it call it the AK-47 the gold AK he doesn't have that
Say you swear. Oh my god the gold artist you
The 2021 dust to collection. Oh
My god, it's what that's not back to you. That's not back to it wouldn't be doing me. Oh
Five nine eight four. It's a good pattern
I'm like, 80%
What, what, what do you look?
I'm face it.
What's my elo?
Like, 27,000?
Yeah, it's like 27,000, 28,000?
Yeah, I'm face it.
No, no, no, one um...
We all from here.
We're on face it.
Yeah.
Uh...
What's the number?
Level 10.
No, no, but what's the elo?
I don't really look at the elo.
I just look at the number and think about it.
Wait, actually 27k.
Yeah.
Wait, I'm scared.
That's like, really hard.
He's not 27k.
Are you 27k?
I'm 6 hours.
I looked at everybody's hours.
You don't want to leave.
I love the Jeff Bezos show the viewers
What do you have wow?
Wow, wait, is that a blue gem?
Wait, that looks good. Look at the pattern the dick pattern wait is it dick pattern?
No, it's not the pattern. No, it's not the Huntsman. You've never seen the Huntsman I've dick patterned?
Oh!
That's a very nice...
With a steel Delta AK, that's garbage.
I only have a cool knife.
Wow, what do you have?
What do you have?
Copper, Jen, Karambit, Golden God!
With the Torta Gloves!
This is the chocolate chest filled with the pattern 388. Well worn to eight Karambit K-Sartons.
Number one pattern.
It's number one pattern.
Show them the sign.
It is the gold god!
It's actually the golden god.
Oh my god, I'm just so nervous.
What are you rocking?
Stay with Lonnie.
Do you like it? Do you like it?
This is what I'm staring at.
Oh my god, I just wanted to feed it to you.
Oh!
What should I post up about?
I
Where I post up at
YouTube channel like this
Yeah, they say I'm annoying
Yeah, oh my god!
Dude I'm not gonna lie, you're outlaw, can you like,
can you steal their production?
Can you put it on like, the top, right of my screen?
With like, no that would be, oh, like, the top,
nobody, when you move the camera and it would still be up there,
no but it would keep going, like, it would keep moving,
like, just steal it, we're gonna get on the top right,
and then like, just like, chat can react to it,
No audio, you know what I'm saying?
You could sit with your team question mark.
Are there, I want to watch the game.
What?
What if I make everyone hair spell eye cup?
You could watch this a little bit, I mean.
You know, Outlaw, can you pin that game one for me
starts in like 40 minutes?
I'm high, I'm not kidding.
I'm not gonna click this video if I get first-rounded, but if I get first-rounded, I'm quitted.
Oh, God, I'm quitted. Like, no troll. I don't care who you use, but if I get first-rounded,
I'm retiring from the dead-ass. There's no way I go.
Why, why did you just ping Ron's first game, start some 45 minutes, and then put silky time?
What the fuck does that even mean?
Fuck a silky time.
Okay, if I don't make it to finals, let us muck back.
Let us muck back.
This is so good we could chirp.
You guys mind if I take a seat you want to grab a seat?
I
At least don't be shy, bro
Listen
I feel like jittery, like I just want to game.
That's a live wig! Wow! You're the famous guy who do you fucking love.
There's no chance about it. There's no chance.
You know, ever since our bro v bro did not win.
Who's the better gamer?
You are.
I got a lot out of me.
Ever since I lost against you, I lost against everyone else.
Who do you like with?
I lost against Jinxie, I lost against X2C, I lost against you.
You did a Brogy Bro against X2C.
And I lost against Joe Barton.
You made my ship, by the way.
Oh, no, I better go completely. That's my shit now.
You even called the Brogy Bro.
Well, I saw Jason. We had a question there.
Okay, I'm gonna tell you.
That's who I need.
I need that.
Well, now, does it trademark?
I don't know.
All right, well, it's mine now.
Yeah, I'll look. Can we start trademarking?
We can look and take that.
Who's trade? Who's? Who do you call it?
Who'd you call?
It's my mod, he's my top mod.
Outlaw?
Outlaw.
Outlaw.
It's your top mod?
He has no job.
Do you not pay him?
Not a dollar.
Ten really?
No, not a dollar.
Oh.
He got paid by Mr. Beast's ten thousand dollars though.
What?
He's never seen that money.
Why?
Uh, that was like 30 years ago.
Oh, for the...
Yeah.
He never seen that money.
Yeah.
He never seen that money.
Well, to be honest, there's zero chance we get first round.
You lost to Joe?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I beat Joe.
How you doing?
Twice.
I did two rosy bros and beat him twice.
You can do two?
Well, I can redo this content again.
Yeah, I did a different format though. You couldn't handle the new format.
What's the new format?
Eh, you couldn't handle it.
Why?
It's too complicated.
What is it?
It's...
No, explain it.
It's a bingo lockout.
Oh, what is that?
It's exactly.
Explain it for me, Kermit.
It's...
Like...
For an EP, you can only get a kill on one part of the map, and once you do that part's locked out.
Oh my God! So I get a kill until the tower's it's over!
Yeah.
I got to risk a real search, and it does.
Yeah, it's gonna do.
but that they get a kill there, you also can't get a kill there.
Have you ever even gotten the full lights for, what is it, Omega?
No.
Have you ever gotten full lights or no?
What do you mean? Oh my god, you thought it was a camera?
Have you ever searched Seven Chests at Risky Reels?
Yes. Cap.
That's Cap.
You told me to.
I served at Risky Reels back in the day.
I looked it up, I looked up Seven Chests at Risky Reels.
You got jokes.
I don't get it.
Spell I.
I see you people.
oh my god the joke is they're saying I see I get it I obviously fucking get that
we get their heads damn arrow you can shoot
that's good that's good that hurted arrow why are you in vets where yeah
I know. From what?
CS, used to stream title in consoles. No, that was Doctrination of Spirits, Shroud, Ninja, and TeeFoo.
I have a fun fact about TeeFoo. The poor TeeFoo is famous on H1Z1.
He had like, I think it was like 75 viewers, so basically H1Z1, every time he killed someone,
he would see it on the top left and show their name. And the lobbies were like a hundred-fifty players,
but everyone knew each other. So I'd always see TeeFoo. I'm like, who the fuck is this TeeFoo dude?
He'd like 70 viewers on Twitch.
I'm like, who is this guy?
So I googled him.
He lied at my lobby.
So I went straight for him, stream-sideed him.
I killed him and then...
I mean, I don't think he cared, but he called me a...
A swag.
Swagger.
Big Vogs.
Can I ask you a question?
Yeah.
Why weren't you in school that day?
One day.
Shouldn't you be in school?
Where are you supposed to, like, why weren't you in school that day?
Oh, Yawkzruk made one tweet and it had 80k likes twice more.
Like, that really...
Did it genuinely wasn't you?
No, that was not me.
It didn't even sound like a brand new game.
First of all, I did not say that word.
That sounds crazy like you.
I did not say that word on that.
I said, wait, crazy, wait.
It definitely sounds like you.
Bro, you don't even understand.
What did you do back in the day?
Were you like PR friendly?
Yeah, like genuinely I'm 11 years old.
Like, a kid in like our own table said like a bad word.
He said effort.
And I was like, we don't talk like that.
And I got up and I walked to a table and I said,
what are you doing?
Oh my god, I almost got you.
A great guy.
What?
A great guy.
I said, we don't talk like that.
Are you cursed at all?
No.
I understand it quite well.
Are you cursed?
I don't hear you curse.
I think it's wrong and bad.
Every curse gets you further from God, I guess.
That's fair.
So, that's fair.
Yeah, maybe it makes me a crappy guy or maybe it'll lose you in your eyes.
But I think I'm pretty freaking cool.
I really like the phrase for second on this monitor.
Yeah, I don't know what happened to our FPS here.
They're like, war, the B war, and everything.
I think it's going to be hard after the real issues tonight.
The screen up yet, I'm getting excited, I'm getting excited.
Wait, so I'm not even trying to be funny.
Is everything successful?
There's actually a chance that we'll leave it for them.
We're going to go 0-3.
You're going to leave this tournament.
The same way you left your Brody Bro against Joe, against me, against Jinxy, against XQC,
The Rainbow Six Siege Tournament. The Simon Charity match.
Hey, why do you know all this, bro? Yeah, there's a lot more about Rockin' Lee.
Where are you going? Yeah, there's a lot.
It's gonna be like that.
But it's alright. Like, we'll have a good time.
Do you know, like, maps?
Yeah. Well, maps will play.
Like, what? Inferno?
Well, it'll be up to us to ban.
You know a map I actually like where people prior are like, ew.
Bro, I look you like ancient.
Whoa. I hate ancient.
I'm like you know what wait isn't cobble stone and cash coming back. I don't know
I'm back. They're not in a pool right now, but I want to play cash
Okay, now you're bringing up ancient you know more about this game than me
Well, I used to play this game. Yes. Well, so you're not actually bad
No, I used to really play all the time in two right
I used to I used to watch T-Martin and Phantom Lord take my money and then they would gamble with it
Wait, you made a video
No, no, no.
Who did it?
Charlie Crablin?
You know Kent of Lur?
He's the guy who scammed people on like a CS loto thing.
Such a classic.
He was go-today.
I honestly, I get props to him for scamping.
CS go wild to him.
That was cute.
At least it was like a fun scam.
Like he was like,
Oh my god, I won.
He was like,
He won.
Arrow is?
Yeah, arrow is number 41.
Damn arrow.
Little things that you love.
Yeah.
I see it on the screen.
Yeah, exactly, yeah.
Come back.
You're saying that I can't speak?
I can't speak. Holy ages.
Yeah.
Did you, like, go to school? No.
How were you playing H1Z1 CS2?
My mom just didn't care. She let me tell you whatever.
Did you question her mom?
Yeah, when I was with my dad, he let me.
Yeah. He let you?
Yeah, yeah. I remember there was a time
where I was playing buried on Black Ops Hill
the day shut off my Xbox and I called him like five different
stars and I got up and he was like fuck you fuck you I was like 13 or 12 and my mom was just giggling and my dad was like you lost the Xbox
you said you lost the Xbox did you have an accent yeah take it away from me what
accent was it I like Jewish accent that's Jewish
put that is that an accent for Jewish people did you know on GeoGuessr I'm the only one who
guessed Israel first time oh what's going basically everyone was just like
clicking around and then I was like, oh, that's his room.
And he just knew the sub-tropical environment of it.
Yes.
Mm.
Mm.
Everything just blown up.
What is that?
Mm.
Where's the head?
They're watching.
Careful.
You know, Pombi's feet?
Yeah.
Is that your guy?
I, hey, is that my ice-colder?
I'm not that old.
He's like, 60 now.
Right.
Wait, they're getting washed.
I know.
Wait, there's good teams?
They might win this round.
Oh, they're about to lose, like 13-2.
Aiden rigged this event a little bit.
Is he dead good?
Aiden's?
So this whole team's fucking good, though?
Aiden's, like, face at level 10.
Can you buy M4A4 housing there?
What the hell does that even mean?
Aiden?
No, no, no.
I don't think you can, right?
I don't even know.
It's like not on the scene marketplace, right?
Oh my god, they're getting lost.
Fuck!
Oh fuck!
Just so you know, nothing played on C9
What's Trow? What does that mean?
Nothing? Oh wait, nothing's a pro?
Yeah.
Yeah, Jordan nothing Gilbert?
He's like a great pro. He's like probably the best pro here.
Trow, you played with nothing?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Wait, are you better than him?
Of course.
Currently, you think you're better than him?
No, I mean he's a dad.
Always better than him.
He's a dad?
He's a dad, but he's a dad.
Does that make him worse?
Okay Trow, let's talk drama.
On your team for CS all the teams that you've been on you know, who is your worst teammate from?
Great man, you really know how to host events how much is this warehouse, huh? Like monthly
Yeah
Yeah, it's very nice you're doing good for your summer house
You know one day maybe um
Okay, bro, you so sweaty I'm chilling out it got cool in here now. Yeah, I get pretty hot you're getting pretty warm fast
especially these fucking TV's bruh.
Did you get hot?
I think my right eye.
The arrow is fucked.
Oh, Jesus fucking Christ.
They're gonna both finish you!
You what?!
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
team here we're gonna win but that's the top predator
this is a fire like name to go by bro you're the top predator of the CS minor
oh my god this is good
oh my god this is good man are we gonna win
have fun
yeah
not the highest confidence there
I love playing video games, it might be like top experience.
I feel like you've lost that competitive edge though, I feel like you're kind of like a
joke gamer.
You have to get it back.
Are you lucky man?
I know I really do.
I really won.
You both got first round yesterday.
It's real lucky man.
Dude, arts marlin won.
Wow.
artsy Marlin one fuck yeah I'm not like bad bro I just don't know the math
but but but you know there's a couple of you that like actually like oh my god
No, I actually forgot I needed to get this here
How what the fuck was that what's the clip that we're gonna do?
Yo, there's this one clip where basically the streamer awards you basically say you're never gonna win a war
I swear to God I haven't saved my phone and sometimes I actually rewatch it. I'll find her. I know show me
I've never taken a penis photo. I've taken a penis picture. I've taken a penis picture.
Let's go Ray!
3v2, 3v2 y'all, let's win this one!
You're not a part of the team I know but I want me to win low-key. I want a to lose
They didn't a bad guy. Oh, you know what he did how he rigged this event right you heard
Dude, it's your fucking event. He's it's his event bro
And he's popping off he's a fucking crappy fucking guy, man, I don't curse, huh?
No, I don't I don't I don't say it's popping off. He's a crappy guy
I think he's a fucking crappy guy.
No, I don't think so.
He's a crappy guy.
Hey, what?
I think he's really...
No, I can't find it.
Can someone leave me here?
Oh, so clearly it's not real, bro.
No, I need to find it.
Yeah, of course you can't find it.
You know, fucking discipline.
You never know what the fuck it really is.
Oh my god, that's the club you're telling me.
You know, look, what?
We're both in my bookmarks.
Oh my god, you'll probably find it.
I read bookmarks every here and there.
Yeah, I've already read bookmarks.
Oh my god.
Look for it, bro.
So a lot of Squidward, like a crazy amount of SpongeBob.
Where is it bro?
It's like so it's a 95 cent SpongeBob
Where is it? I always end up working like every here and there
I assume it's just because you've clipped so much LeBron, James and SpongeBob that you've lost it
No, it has to be somewhere here
Is it just like every LeBron edit ever made?
Hold on dude
Oh here it is, okay right there
Looks like an edit, any other starter?
Am I not kidding? That clip?
Why you don't bring this to school you'll miss me, right?
It would recycle in my brain every day.
What was I even talking about?
You just said I could never win an award. I didn't win an award.
And you're like, you can't ever win an award. You're never gonna win an award.
You don't do that shit. Yeah, I said you can't win this award. World War II was it.
I think it was the... what was it?
I have no idea.
You can't say ruffles.
Oh yeah, there's no way you can do that.
Ruffles?
Fucking freak.
This guy's a freak.
Absolute loser.
Oh my god, you can't even hear like a dog.
Sometimes you guys act like the kids at the fucking lunch table. Wait. Yeah, okay, so now you're just lying and say you don't swear
Yes, it is a to one I gotta go chirp
Oh, thank you so much.
Thank you.
Thanks for your help.
You're welcome.
That's good, my mom used to get me out back in the day.
Thank you.
All right.
Don't try to use so much of what I'm bro.
I just, I don't know man.
I really grew up watching you.
Yeah?
Yeah.
It's a good guy right there.
I appreciate that.
Yeah, it's going to be nice.
Ronald, are you good at rock and league?
No.
I'm sorry, didn't you do rock and league for a minute?
Yeah.
I did absolutely nothing every time.
You're good at every game.
I'll see you guys.
Just FPS.
I'm a pretty good FPS player.
I feel like Mike's actually good at this.
I actually play a lot of games.
behind you
Oh, I I did create that is actually true knowledge right there by the guy in chat
Hmm. I did create the Michael Jackson flick
Jack, drop on me if you know about the Michael Jackson flick by Steve Bernardo.
And then then y'all who flick.
Let's say I got to find it Michael Jackson stable
Look at the Michael Jackson flick
PYT
Wait, why isn't it viral?
Wait, why isn't it viral?
Wait, I'm just checking. Does anyone know about the Michael Jackson flick? Or am I irrelevant?
Dude, do you see it? Oh, Michael Jackson is like 7 million views.
But not great chat that I score this or we're going to do
The Michael Jackson
The scores eight to two we're about to play
We're really about to play I'll say bring it back
There's no shot chat. How how hard is it to come back from my dough?
Is that a defense map or attacking?
I don't know. I think Nuke's a defense map. No chat.
A chat might mod, but when the gesture performs, even the king listens.
Thank you. That's good, actually.
They would be back in the game, they would play every 7-9-1, you know where they're coming up, because they're also just staying clean.
Ahh, I guess it's not a good throw.
Yo Ron, been watching for a little bit. Just wanted to say that every time I click on your stream,
every time I click on your stream, I get more and more...
You're gonna leak text message, bro.
I get more and more, like, excited to watch you.
One thing about you that stands out to others is that you're always inspired to be better and better every single day
And that's something that I look up to I relate to you a lot
You're one of the greatest if not the greatest dream ever
Love works are her. Thank you, bro
Wait, what is that emo that's all what is a paid chatter
We're going to be here for a while and it's going to be good games that
I'm not kidding. No, I would actually cry if what yeah, you didn't make it to the finals
I don't make it to the finals if I have to go home without a knife in my inventory
I'm gonna be tight.
Yo Aero bro, you are ass.
Dude, where's your mouse pad?
It's gone.
No, it's like a blouse.
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
I'm locked up.
Nice shot.
Yeah, that was cool.
The net yaw.
That's a rare shot in here.
Dude, when I'm op-ing, should I go for the net young flick?
Yeah, yeah.
The net young flick is when you quickly...
I'll go with the game speak for a second.
You think I'll get banned from here if I start making jokes?
Nah.
I don't like a lot of the ban here.
Banned?
I think he's talking with the wolf.
Chaddy, see.
I'm talking with the wolf.
Wolf?
Oh.
Who do you think is gonna win FNCS?
I don't know.
I know nothing about the game.
It's alright.
Alright.
Who do you think is gonna win FNCS?
Oh, Adrian!
I'm gonna go for FNCS.
Tough crowd, Adrian.
Tough crowd.
Adrian!
Very tough crowd.
I don't think I know who FNCS is.
It's all good.
Should we look around?
Look around.
There's something on there.
There's nothing.
I won't try to grab a gun here.
There's two.
There's two.
Another one.
Another one.
Hold out the knife.
Are you a precursor?
No.
It's not.
It's not.
What are you?
There you go.
There's no space.
Okay.
Come here.
What happened?
I'm outside.
What's the name?
I'll save it.
What part?
Oh
Hey, good job, guys.
I forgot to lock him up.
I'm gonna have to open the door now.
This guy's starting to speck the element in.
That Dennis does look like muda. No troll.
I can't wonder why viewers send art like this in my room.
Yo, I'm not kidding. To any painters out there,
send it to my PO box of me like this.
You'll get hung up instantly.
Someone typed all they have to do is send a photo of me.
Is that correct?
That's pretty correct.
Okay, 100 gifted right now, I'm gonna unplug their ethernet.
I'm sorry.
Oh, you got a wrong finger.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
He's got a finger.
I'm sorry.
Don't go at it's good. I never use a job.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Go take it, kid.
Thank you.
That's deep.
90 more gifted.
Everyone's internet comes back.
What?
Bumbuck lot.
What's the situation?
He's still alive.
Can she live?
Oh, it's just me.
Um...
You got this.
You got this.
She's gonna get you.
She'll ask no kid.
Look at that.
Save anyone busy around?
Good.
How much is all this?
I'm gonna like all of this.
Yup.
Where's the bomb?
Right side.
Nice.
Nice!
Yeah, stop, stop screen peeking, bro.
I don't know, I'm just trying.
Should we watch Courage?
You have nothing, you want me to buy you a DK?
You want me to buy you a DK?
Right here.
Get ready to watch the worst game play video.
Where do you want me, nothing?
Nothing.
Let me go, let me go first, let me go first.
Oh my God, I got scared by that.
I have two flashes as well.
I know, I know, I know, I killed two men.
I'm trying to see the guy.
I think so now.
Is it?
I'm going to get up there and see if he's here.
I'll save your guns.
Oh, that's pretty good.
Aaron, I'll get you a one.
Aaron, you're a one.
He's up.
He's up.
Come on, fix your pants.
Come on.
What?
What?
What do you mean, fix the pants?
We're saving it.
Yeah.
Come on.
Oh, my god.
Oh, yeah, they're done.
We call that fries.
Oh, that means...
Four rise?
Four rise?
Four rise?
Four rise?
Four rise?
Four rise?
I said love rate was cherry big.
You were not.
I promise you.
No, I know.
That's love, man.
I'm a fighter, I'm an AT&T CS champion bro.
Like there's nobody, everyone doesn't come out.
Yeah you can leave, well, he's not in the spotlight.
I think that's a little tough now, now Austin's holding it.
Brush.
That's okay.
Yeah, that was just...
Yeah, but, follow me out the smoke. Get in the smoke, please.
Get in the smoke, please.
There he is, been ready?
Just...
Cross, have the cross.
He's unbreakable.
I can't wait to show you guys how good I really got.
I've been practicing.
That's a trick.
I've actually been practicing off-stream.
Can I borrow a dollar posture so I can...
Like, what does that even mean? I'm just too...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Bro, off on third round is crazy.
Oh, you said that's so wrong.
I'm gonna mow again.
Wait, wait, wait.
Pro. Shroud was pro. He knows all the smokes. Like, it's over.
Oh, maybe, oh, I heard something, I don't know.
And for a 4-1s philosophy, it's all good stuff.
Oh! Nice!
Nice, guys! Nice, everyone.
And then it's like that one Simpsons meme where it's like, who is he?
And there's like a red circle around me.
It's like that one guy in the Simpsons, you don't know who he is.
Is that right, you go for that?
I don't know.
Who is he?
Wait, I didn't bring my mousepad.
You're not through running the mousepad, are you?
You guys, you guys have to carry it extra.
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm gonna go and get my bag.
I'm gonna go get my bag.
Wait, where's my back one?
What's that?
Is that the massage chair I'm in?
Oh, is that Marlon?
Is that a dildo?
Hey, is that a dildo?
What?
Wait, come on, is there a joke on my phone?
Oh.
What's that?
What's that?
What's that?
That guy's a pro.
What does that make you?
It's going to drop him over here.
Like, am I actually considered a pro?
Because I won a tournament?
Yeah, just don't go over there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's fine.
That's fine.
That's fine.
That's fine.
That's fine.
That's fine.
That's fine.
That's fine.
That's fine.
That's fine.
That's fine.
That's fine.
I think the most thing I'm excited for right now, the most thing I'm excited for, is a
win hide, win the first round, what is the chat gonna say, what are they gonna say,
I gotta carry. If I carry you out, I'll never let you go.
I swear I'll never let you go.
That's point.
Max?
Got one.
Good shit.
What?
Oh, he can be good at the game too.
Reagan got three bullets, get out of there!
Oh, my yoga.
Yeah, this could be it. I mean, Austin's going to try to make a hero move, maybe.
He knows how to pull over, he's going to pull over, he's going to make a fucking heavy hit, he's going to pull over.
Here we go.
Oh, so close!
He's going to stand up if he wins this, that's for sure.
Oh, what happened?
He defended.
Wow, it goes another round.
No refresh?
It actually was killing me.
Have a refresh, Joe?
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
That's spicy.
Well, imagine if I was the blown peanut.
I didn't know I was walking around like a peanut.
Can you?
I'm just watching.
What?
Excuse me?
What's wrong? Are you good?
Yeah.
Good question.
So if we get first round, we go again.
Yeah, so you're gonna play every two rounds.
So it's impossible to get first round.
Maybe for you, it might be.
We'll see, we'll see.
Wait, what?
Giggle.
Oh!
I'm going to be that guy's shot.
I'm on my third round.
Why are you guys giggling?
I hope the camera's not getting like that time.
Wait, they're coming back.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Okay, what was that?
Silly fucking flash.
Oh, yeah.
My god, they're coming back.
Hey, I'm a bad muckdron.
I'm just gonna stand behind them.
Okay, I'm a bad knock draw. I'm just gonna stand behind them.
Let's sit over here so we don't get in the peripheral way.
There's no body here.
There's no way.
What was the score?
It was 11-5.
Oh my god.
I
This right now
Huh, I lose no no actually don't mark my work set
If I get first rounded
No troll. I'll swim it out. I'll do a 40-hour stream not today
But soon. Do you miss that era? When I would say soon, when they'd be with two zeroes?
Very nice times. Shout out to the stable by the way y'all. We're
literally not even playing right now and people really love this. W community, bro. Good fucking community.
Always remember chat. Never count out your mad daddy. Never count it out. Some people have
They don't have the battery.
Dude, I actually want someone to make this on me.
I'm not even kidding.
This is so cool, is this not?
I think Star Trek is one of the things that I like about it.
This is like cool.
Okay.
Chad.
To be honest.
the game starts shabby the annoying player every time we win I'm like fuck yeah
get up and like yell in their faces you guys are
no how do we make this about us the stable they're definitely coming back
But I'm with fucking Timmy. He's the top writer.
The top writer at a C.S. Miner?
So, it's a book written for me.
By this? This is crazy how they're coming back.
I gotta get my back links soon. Wait, where's the girl? She has my back then.
Jumping in the nervous pisses.
I don't know what to do.
What if I fucking fart?
What?
I fart and I gas this place out.
Why is that?
Don't hang really bad points.
I'm not a fart like right next to them.
Is the letter not to double scope with an R?
Never? Not to double scope time?
Right, double scope. Does that make me a noob?
Oh, come on, come out!
Kiss the wall posture.
So because I'm like this.
How are they coming back?
Is that in 10-12?
Come back, come back.
No, there won't be any time to come back.
I'm predicting like a 13-5.
Oh my god, you got... I feel your world.
How old are you?
I'm like 32-10 years old.
That's close. I'm turning 32 like my son.
You're young, bro. You're good.
32-10.
You're good.
What's your age?
23-10.
What's your team name?
I'm still young, bro. Call me Uncle.
What were you doing at the table?
I'm scared.
What do you think?
I'm fucking behind, man.
Hey, I know you're okay.
I'm a champion.
You're right. 2019 December 8th.
Once you get that, you can quit whatever you want.
Oh, no. I mean, I feel great.
Wait.
Can I get one of my back?
Yeah, okay.
Thank you.
It has all my V-Bucks in there.
Oh, my God.
I'm back at posture.
Oh my god, they might actually lose.
He glowed.
But I thought I would have been playing with him, I'm not a human.
These ads killing me please save me or just ask someone for a song everyone ask one person right now for a song
Wait, I got gift this up as I added John's and Scorpio to it. That's all I got one
Oh my God, it's over.
It's over.
It's over.
It's over.
Oh my God, it's a tie.
Oh my God, it's a tie.
Oh my god, it's a tie.
Oh my god.
This is a real game.
This is either a tie or a win.
This is a Marlin type of comeback.
He's coming!
He's coming!
Oh my god, he's coming!
You know, he's coming!
Oh, the one.
Single, single, single, single!
Single, single, single! He's swinging!
That's the ass, man.
Did you get the skin?
It's a 3v3 situation.
Where are the two of you?
Oh my god.
Get over here!
On my soul as they came back like that, I'm tight.
Where to my fence?
Wait, how does it go now? First of what?
15?
Chad, what does it go to? First to 15?
It's Chad getting bothered why it's asking anyone for a sub.
Basically there's a glitch going on right now in Twitch.
It's 4PL2 and you might get a sub.
This is nuts guys. This is not good.
Does anyone want to talk to me? Take a seat bro.
I'm not gonna lie, I just let out so much gas this week.
COVID doesn't strike me.
Your courage, bro.
Your courage, bro.
Your courage, bro.
I think courage is selling.
You're welcome, man.
Be a part of this, huh?
Very lovely.
Big fan.
When I'm walking around, you don't talk to me. You got me?
Yeah, Ron. Good to meet you, bro.
Is that warm?
A little bit.
It's fierce.
He's forming his white dude scratching chins.
It's first to 16, huh?
What is the best tortino?
Is it low?
How does school go?
School bars are good.
What do you guys want?
Wait, wait, wait, wait. We're here.
We're still here.
Oh, Jesus. Thank you for the five gifted.
I'm gonna gift it.
Can we get a thank you?
Yeah.
Do you have any time to show that?
Matter Daddy or no?
Just got what we usually have.
How long does that usually last?
Like eight?
Matter Daddy's or no?
A few Matter Daddy's.
How many I-cups?
Just a few, probably.
Hopefully.
I mean, you think our next meeting is gonna be, you gotta start thinking.
I know.
Probably with the new house.
Yeah.
I know.
Yeah.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
in the new house, it's going to get full, I wonder how he looked back at you like that.
He took the matter that he's found.
What's my lord?
Yes.
You got a red?
Yes.
Thank you.
Thank you.
All right.
That's insane.
Ron, did you know that you won FNCS?
All right.
David, no we don't, five inch with the ten gifted.
Thank you so much five inch.
Thank you.
Thank you for the ten gifted.
Thank you so much.
Can we get a W of the tap?
Wow, you think some's referring to it?
When I take my gambling deal, all my subs are gonna tip to $1,000, so everyone makes their
money back home.
I got you guys.
What a game today.
What mod deserves the most money by 10?
Hi, Jums.
I'm not kidding.
Bong-ga-chut.
Jums.
Jums and Nemo are never seen in dollars.
But I love dollar.
I'd rather cook it.
I'd rather donate a chair.
I would have better daaaad.
Are you tired?
No.
I'm hype.
I just want to see me fucking play.
You got to see me roll when I play.
Yeah, it's a lot better than fucking just drooling right now.
Chat, be honest, do you guys like when I game?
Do you guys drool?
Do you guys like, oh my god, I want to see them do good.
And then you guys get first-rounded.
No, I'm a little bit tired.
Well, this is what a national fight looks like.
How are you going to select me?
Because it's National Pen Soldiers' Day?
Just today, we get to cheat on our diet.
Okay?
And our girlfriends.
You know, she actually gets jealous of me.
I'm like, oh, but actually gets jealous of me.
I don't know, I don't know.
I don't know.
Oh my god, they're going with the action camera.
That's insane.
Oh, they're yelling at me.
I know Kurt's JD's bitch has stalks to tell.
I'm in a tab check.
You know you start team landing when you start pressing tab over and over, you're like,
God damn, this guy sucks.
Kurt is dead, I couldn't have bought him.
I saw him.
Chad the question is what knife do I use?
Oh my god, they're getting...
Oh my god, oh my god, they're coming back.
Oh my god, it's 14-12.
They came back already 10.
Crazy.
No fist bump game, and it's actually bad.
It's actually bad.
It's not the bottom side of the board.
Look at those shoulders.
You see this?
What were us?
That's the walking humo.
Wait, are you helping?
Yeah.
Dude, you know how much fun it would be?
2016, 2017, 2018 to play CS with Shroud.
Prime life and you're just on the same team with Shroud?
Well, there's probably such a fun team here.
Like, no troll.
I know it's like every kid's dream to go pro at something.
Like whether it's like basketball, soccer, drama or not, playing CS on the main stage.
That's pretty good.
Hey Ron, wait. Hey Ron, you're so inspiring, especially your weight loss journey. How do I achieve such a physique?
Well thank you Marlon AGL, experience with us.
But it looks like they said will a box of crispy cream balanced and five bowls of chipotle get the trick you forgot to read
I'm pretty much trapped in there.
There's crazy, shroud-dragged people.
I like what I mean to say, but it's not cool.
I'm gonna be acting pretty nice.
Hey, boy!
You fucking am!
That was okay. That was a nice shot.
He's 42 kills.
Son of a...
How many kills is 30 now, bro?
40 kills.
How many kills is 30 now?
13 and 20.
Son of a...
Courageous ass!
Out of 27 rounds he's 13.
How many kills would Marlon have to take?
Probably 120,000.
Anyone notice how he did the chat GBT segment yesterday?
And now he's only reading positive comments again.
It's not gonna work.
His chat is a bunch of copriors and not a guy.
He's not like me.
I'm not like him.
I'm in a 42 place.
Who's that?
He's actually a...
Oh no, that's absurd.
It's like he's just playing a DM.
I'm Molly, you're back inside.
Molly, Molly, Molly.
Where are you?
Right side.
Nice!
Nice!
My god.
Wait, so what happens if they tie again?
I don't think it's first or sixth time.
Oh, so it's the first time.
Yeah.
I'm a fucking idiot.
I get it.
I thought, basically, if they tie...
Ty. Yeah, I thought that works.
Got it.
Scorpion, you have no aura spanning silence.
Watch.
What about stable on autopilot now?
Okay, I just want to make sure you know.
I'm a little nervous.
What did they say?
They're going to screw it.
Take that ball right through me.
I'm not even getting that caddy.
You won't so it can go over it.
I'm not even getting that catty, you won't so keep going.
I'm not even getting that catty, you won't so keep going.
Is it possible to go to work here?
I'm a siege pro now.
What?
I'm a siege pro now.
Me too.
That's a crazy issue.
Dude, that should be me down when I watch you play on guard.
I bought a copper account.
Wait, you watch an account?
You're banned.
I'm not kidding, how many of you are so fucking bad?
I'm just going to die on this setup.
5 hits right now, and he's going to die on this setup.
He's probably turned around and his eyes are turning to leaves.
Why is he eating, dude?
He just...
There's no way courage JV is getting cocked at, right?
I am the police officer.
The national police officer.
You know that's the detective courage.
That's the detective courage of the case.
You're right, right, right.
Come on, no, I brought my protein puzzle.
I brought my protein donut.
You're just gonna have to...
I mean, it looks like everyone came to play.
If you think there's a world we're shrouded in,
you lose.
That's Ludwig.
Oh, I love your streams, dude.
I'm going down.
If we fuck the names, I'm going to take them.
Uh, I'm not mulling it, but I guess I put them out.
I need the whole problem back. The racist one?
A little after that.
A little before the whole thing's done.
A gamer.
A walker.
A walker.
That's the worst game I've ever heard, matter guy he's 6'9".
With 5 gifts in a second, bro we cause a problem, I guess kids that lose brain cells in this
time.
I mean it's so worth it.
I think it's over, obviously he's coming back now.
I don't see us coming back now.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Come on, come on, come on.
Hey, where's the pinnacle?
Hey, I got a roof in there.
Courage, come over here. Courage, where are you going?
Oh, fucking basketball!
Oh, my God.
Purge is the best.
Oh, my God.
Sonyan.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
How old are you?
20 and 21.
You've got to give it up, man.
20 and 21?
Oh, he also had double O.T.
Oh, did you get it?
You got it?
Yeah.
You gotta give it a man.
20 and 21.
Oh, he also had double OT.
Let's do this, ready?
Wow
This is where heroes are fucking made.
I'm that ass, y'all.
This is where heroes are made, brother.
Seriously.
That felt good.
I'm ready.
As soon as you get a kill, you go right here.
Go for it.
As soon as you get a kill, you go through.
I don't get nervous I don't get nervous
I'm a fucking gay mug bro.
Yo team, let's load up shall we?
Let me ask the production.
Nice try Ray.
Oh, thank you so much.
Use the mousepad.
Oh, use the mousepad?
Go straight on the table. It'll be better.
Oh, that's a lie, right?
Go straight and run.
No.
There's no way. I'm going to test it out.
Wait, am I supposed to sit here?
I don't know where your team is.
Oh, let me ask production.
Do we sit down here on this side?
Oh, shroud.
Yeah, shroud is here.
Right here?
I don't mind it because I used to not use mouse mouse.
You're sitting next to me.
Should I not?
No, it's very nice.
I don't fucking load it.
Look what I got.
It took my red votes.
Same votes.
I had more than that.
Good keyboard or not?
that good keep order now
oh that's my friend's brand we don't do promos over here though unless he gets my
promos yeah make sure to buy it basically I know I don't
I wish I did. It's basically a fidget toy.
Wait, hold on.
You can take it off.
Yeah, but there's supposed to be something under it.
Wait.
What's the fidget part?
Oh my god. Shroud.
What's the fidget part, though?
It's like that.
That's the fidget part?
Well, no, you can take it off.
We should have just another part when I fucked up.
I didn't bring it.
Dude, I didn't bring my fucking adapter, dude.
So...
Wait.
I don't know if I did.
I don't want to touch your arm, I fucked up.
No, you're good.
No, I don't know, it's quite bad arm.
What's fucking game?
You see this?
I'm seeing it, bro.
I'm fucking ready.
Son, you're...
We're good.
What do you want me to say?
Huh?
What do you want me to say?
You gotta leave?
You gotta sign it.
Wait Chad, do I use the mouse?
All my days, I've been sabotaged.
What is this?
What is what?
What is that?
The banana exploded!
I drink sabotage!
I guess I have a napkin, everyone.
No!
Yo, Ludd, do you have a napkin?
Someone sabotage me, bro.
Did your banana explode everywhere?
Yeah.
Yeah, I got you.
Okay, what do you look?
Nobody's gonna know
Holy shit, does anyone know my RTMP chat? Hey, why are you guys subbing me? What?
You're so weird fine, I'll pick it up give me one second whatever chat
Wait, I got signed out
I'm serious, I slipped.
Someone.
Dude, I'm not kidding.
That's why I told you.
Yeah, actually if you could be a nice guy and clean someone else's mess, I'd appreciate
that.
How do I put my RTMP into this?
Well, I mean, they're still good bananas.
What's the size of your mouth?
Uh, they're still good bananas.
Wait, it's a chat. Is this a good mouse pack?
What do you think? Is it a good mouse pack?
It's a little small.
That's pretty good.
The only problem is...
Holy chocs!
Okay, I'm not gonna lie, it says do not touch.
Outlaw, can you put my chat box on for a minute?
Are you going to do a slap dance?
I didn't, yeah.
Oh, shut up.
Am I allowed to put in my own toolkit?
Is it this?
My uh, my stream cake.
No, I don't know.
Can I have to go to my old shrunkie?
No, that's not sweet.
You have to have the ingest on yourself.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Am I going to do the ingest guy?
Yes.
Wait, what is it?
Do you know which one it is?
Uh, this is my John ingest.
Wait, that's John ingest.
Wait, out what?
Do you see it?
Can you press that?
That's sweet.
What is this?
Wait, is that it?
Oh my god, it is it?
Wait, you're who?
That's fucking Niko, bro. Put some respect on him.
What?
That's Niko.
Oh, put some respect on him.
What do you think I said?
He thinks he said the honor.
Oh, yeah.
Every time he does that?
Yeah.
That's crazy.
Can I ask you a question?
Can we invert me, because I look chopped?
Do you like to flip it?
Yeah.
This.
Do the same thing.
Do you want me to flip it?
Yeah.
Which one?
I don't know if it's wireless.
It's wireless.
I love the nervous.
I think it's wireless.
It's so nice.
I'm ready to be the best shrouds in my life.
I'll take it to my right or right.
Check out the Vader pad.
What do you think?
It's actually pretty good.
Where can I get that at?
Let's check, baby.
Wow.
Uh-huh.
It's exactly that.
Yeah, I got two.
Damn, I wish I had one.
I can get you one.
You can take one home if you want.
I got extra.
Yeah, that's a strap?
Yeah.
Why is that?
It's the extra padding.
It's like when it's pretty thin, right?
So one pad, you don't, you feel the table, right?
So right here you're feeling the table.
Are you a wrist game or are you full-on?
Both, kind of intense.
Yeah, you just feel the table when you have one,
when you have two, you feel like the claw.
But you can tell the difference, like, run your hand on that.
Oh, what the fuck?
I feel the table.
You feel the table, now feel it.
Oh, I feel the claw.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
You're getting it.
So right now it's set up so you have your game, your mind, and your team's game.
Okay.
You have your whole team, so if you don't want to...
I don't want to.
I don't want to.
I don't want to.
So you can optimize this then.
Transform it in.
You can optimize this.
Dang, I'm not chopping anymore.
Here we go.
And then when you get your steam, I'm going to come back again.
You have this, a man's, whatever you need to go.
So, Chad, you guys ready?
Yo, this is like a dream, bro.
I'm playing a land.
That is crazy, bro.
Don't make she don't shut up.
So I'll show this to you.
Just in case.
I think they gotta put an IP address.
So when you do get in the game, you will be grabbing this.
I don't show that right
You show me still bro
Yeah, what's up, dude
What's the DPI here?
I can spell my gum.
Bad luck.
Oh my god.
Wait, so what happens if I change my res?
Is that fine?
It's cool, you can do whatever you want.
What do I play?
What's the, what's the, what's the, what is it?
What's some people play?
It's a straggler.
What do you, what do you know?
I mean, I play fucking native, so what do you know to play at?
I don't know. I think I play...
Is it 1280 by 960?
No, I play 1280 by 1024 is pretty good.
That's what I mean.
You can ask my chat.
You can change the aspect ratio.
Yeah, maybe.
Yeah.
And then you can do 1280 by...
There you go.
No, by 960?
Yeah.
Oh, it's lagging, bro.
Wait, this mousepad is fucking me.
It's actually too much.
I was just joking, I was just wondering, uh, how'd you get that out of you?
Yeah, I'm just saying overall, hey, I'm just wondering how you got that out of you.
He's not gonna get it out of you.
Well, this chair's ass.
They're just saying excuses before you even started.
Well, this chair's ass.
Are you really strong?
No, no, I don't think so. Did I?
Is there a way you can lock this chair up?
Lock it, yeah.
Uh, thank you.
You don't want to hear that.
Any tech people?
How do you lock this?
It's a lever.
At the bottom.
Just right here.
That's where I'm going to put that up.
Oh, there we go.
All of us, that's time to go to OBS and go to Cam
and fix the display or something.
There you go.
All right, check on your phone with pin chat.
This?
Oh, I see it.
Production?
Can I get some help?
Why can't I move the camera?
I think it's good.
No, it's not. It's not over.
Production?
What do you need?
My camera. I can just move it.
Remember.
Oh, it's just locked.
No, it's not. It's unlocked.
I need to move it where?
Because look.
It's behind the game.
Uh, oh.
I think your hand is being held.
I don't know why.
Oh, well.
Oh, shit.
Oh, no.
Good job, John.
See, that's a professional.
See, that's a professional.
See, that's a professional.
See, that's a professional.
Me, Tom, I'll warm up.
See, see, see.
See, that's a professional.
Wait, are they fucking up the king stuff?
yo what's going on
they're trying to fuck up the king
i'll send you the last one
oh bro this is the king
we need someone to come up the fucking prince over there
you know even the king and queen watch the jester move
are you the jester?
no no no i'm not the jester
Excuse me?
I had a good question.
My camera is- wait, can I mind I figure that out?
Alright cool.
Good job.
That's why they lost.
Yeah, we're good.
Good day.
Alright Chad, can y'all hear me?
Uh, yes or no?
Can y'all hear me?
check you hear me
yes or no can you hear me
is the audio good
they're saying i sound like a nerd
it's nice and all
we should have something to work
My game to see us
Change my title to winning Ludwigs CS minor
100,000
Is it this?
W, Ludwig, my mod's put you on the cam. So now they can see your face. No, it's on yours.
Oh, do you have my cam on yours?
Yup. I like it on my back. Thank you.
WCS miner, y'all.
Wait, I got you all.
Yo Lays, do you have a portable?
My phone might die and I want to read my chat bro.
Delete Ron Kim and add Shroud Kim.
Shut your bitch ass up!
Hey, did I drop my knife?
Bro Chat, I'm not kidding, today's gonna be the day.
Wow.
Holy shit.
pray that I don't get first-rounded for the first time deadass
oh my god I wanna fucking win so bad
alright this is gonna determine how I play
we do a quick warm up
little ak1 mode
chat look at this track
you could swap hands
how much batteries is that?
i mean it'll charge quick i just need a little bit
i just want to be able to read my chat but i feel like they're alone right now
And I open up my chat and all I see is sun. Like why do I even care to open this shit?
It's like...
It's like, what the fuck is the point?
Chat, does my game look 240 or is it bugged?
Bro, it doesn't- I don't think I'm on 240, bro. Something's bugged.
Fuck up.
Now, it has to be glitched.
I don't usually miss.
I usually don't fucking miss.
Little tips and tricks in the chat, by the way.
If you ever shoot your gun, don't reload.
The new update makes it so you lose everything in your magazine.
Dude who do you think you are until I got the advice?
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM?
Bet you don't know that reference.
Heatwebber.
What if the other team has a matter daddy Ludwig?
A matter daddy?
Oh my god I got you.
The joke is...
So I'm locked right now.
Oh my god.
I'm dead as well.
Sonyan!
Alright, I'm ready.
Sonyan, funyan, bunyan!
Oh my god, I really get to play with fucking Shroud, man.
I don't give a flying fuck!
Oh, I understand this is this is the greatest gamer
No, I'm ready to go
Matter daddy
3, 2, 1, DEAD!
Oh my god!
By the Marlins!
Oh my-
I'm locked in right now I'm trying to get a new I feel this is my bicep I'm not working
out for the rest of the month. Oh my God. Dude. Dad, are you guys wrist players or arm?
I'm trying to, I'm like a wrist player and I have to use my arm. This fucking desk is
not. Oh my God, I fucking, okay, let me warm up with my pistol, that ass. You gotta warm
up with the pistol check. The round is the most important.
So, so, so I'm a bot.
Easy.
Say again?
Dude, the Deagle's hard as fuck, bro. They nerf this shit.
You wanna move it?
Easy.
AHH!
Oh!
the
to have this is a factoring new blue possible
never seen before zero point zero zero three float what a
Wait, am I muttered? Wait, no one can hear me?
What up, man?
Oh, I'm back. 0.03 float, faster new blue possible. Never seen before.
Wow sir, so I've got cheaters in my deathmatch?
Dumb a clock.
Oh I hear you shout hey?
Chad how's the audio for people on the call?
Pretty quiet or loud?
It's good.
I can barely hear it.
Really?
I hear you good.
Do I have any tech people?
They're saying my chat is saying that my teammates are super quiet.
What up?
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, hey, baby, yeah, I turned you up on playback.
What about now chat when you say it feels like shit, what do you feel like?
It doesn't feel like I'm, uh, it doesn't feel like I'm too boring.
Yeah, it feels kind of choppy.
Yeah, it feels mad choppy, you know?
Yeah.
Is that better?
Wait, you think the game's choppy?
Yeah, I said the same thing.
No, it's for sure not too boring.
on 240
yeah something's for sure
we got this guy
for sure wrong with everybody
did not feel like my 1440
you know
game is loud?
what about that one?
what?
You see my or 400 or 500 Hertz monitors
Maybe but I also just don't think it runs
Wait am I doing the opposite what about this job?
What? That much?
They're saying my game is so loud, but like I'm moving it around, I'm confused.
I can't tell if I'm trolling.
They're all saying it's so loud.
No, but like even when I put it on this, it's on nothing.
And they're saying it's so loud.
They're all saying it's loud as...how?
I haven't muted now.
That's my headphones.
Oh, chat, what about now?
Now they're saying it's good.
OK, so the problem is, Chad, that's my team speak.
So like, does it turn everyone up?
Strat talk?
No.
Wait.
I got to check it again.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Huh?
One more.
One more?
All right, all right.
Strat talk again?
Yeah, testing one, two.
That's good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, so it's on stream.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's crazy.
It was a battle start one though, so he gets me.
Hold on Chad, it might be Boggs.
You're going to have to deal with it.
Me young.
Can you hear me?
Did you unbox that?
You need to unmute yourself.
The dog shit one?
Yeah.
I can't hear you.
You need to engage yourself.
In the team speak?
Yeah, how do I do that?
That the microphone?
Chad, is it good?
See how this is an X?
Press the check mark.
This is not feel like 240
They click that X yeah, and then I think you can know
Yeah, I can do that. Thank you wait wonder
Wait, are we playing ancient fuck
We're playing HM?
Apparently.
A little bit slower to re-replay the round.
Wait, do I have B-sync on?
B-sync is here.
Son did I bug the game?
Huh, oh, yeah here you want to do it. I'm not fullscreen anymore
Shut your fat ass up
But how do I hide it cuz they're gonna see it this one
Yeah, they don't they doesn't matter if they see the IP you're sure I don't want to be the guy
Really hide the IP right
This
ancient bro, oh
My god, I hate this map. I thought it was a new best
That's the one that I like
You did I said earlier you like no, I thought I was a new base. Yeah, it's just what you said though
Did you put you think back on Mike?
They what did you put you think back on I put it on but it didn't really do much
Well shroud is messing with his tech. He's so good. Oh
My god, oh
Yeah, I did not did not do much. I wonder
Trout I got that news for I don't know any comms on this map
Hey, you know what? I don't either. That's what this map wasn't in rotation when I play. No
Wait, they're nerfing you. I mean flop knows what the band against me. He knows what I'll know and what I don't know
Let's find out I'll turn the server and check real quick
Oh, nice.
Chad, you know I used to know how to be hobbler this. Watch.
I know, I know it smokes on this.
It's okay, Micah, I know it smokes.
Yo, Shroud, can we hit a rocket jump? Where are you?
oh yeah I'm fucking goaded
why did you change your 3d yeah hello sorry
did you do 3d yeah I did change all that yeah yeah
POV chat you're living the good life. We're about to win a land tournament
Are y'all we locked in wait a lot my feet are actually dangling on the ground. I don't touch the ground from here
of the
This is the good life.
No warm-up allowed.
No warm-up allowed over here.
Oh shit, real fight I lose.
Is that Brony James?
That's Brony James.
Nah.
Are you guys all ready? Is everybody ready?
Yeah.
Yeah, we're good. We're good.
Oh my god, I'm so fucking ready. I have 70 kills, bro.
Alright, real quick!
Can I hear from Stable Renoval? You hear, you ready to go?
Pretend!
Alright, Trout, how we doing?
We are good, we're ready to go.
Timmy, how we feeling?
Yeah!
Me on!
Yeah, I'm gonna need a little more than that.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Get a gold and we win.
Timmy, should I even ever buy smokes?
Yes, you want to buy it so you can leave the dropbox for me.
Yeah, I know all the smokes on this map.
Oh my god, you're so good!
Oh my god!
Should I look up an ancient shop?
The top predator, the CS minor, he's the best predator here.
Yes!
Oh
Yes, it's it's night first side. Yeah the meat grinder. What's that? Yeah, what's that?
You see you just jump on each other
Jump on each other here, and then just hold that click
Oh, well you just told me to do it
Okay
Bro chat he told me to knife him son
I love this, I love this, it's this.
Mio, it's a fist bump every round now!
Every round, Mio. Every round of fist bumping.
Yes, I love fist bumping, this is so good.
You want me to get some retail here?
Wait, are we playing T?
Okay, okay, here, let me look at it.
Sell your armor by Duallys, by Duallys, and buy me a smoke flash.
Yep, got it, got it.
Hey, I got Geogog.
Runnin' weird.
Okay.
Ooh, I got a smoke.
Yeah, yeah, drop it.
Drop it, drop it, drop it, drop it.
Drop me Duallys, drop me Duallys.
Jump. Yeah, there you go.
I didn't drop me so far.
Where do I go, Sam?
I can smoke red off the ramp mid.
Can mid control?
Red, how do you pull that?
Why don't you...
Yo, Shroud, that's a cool mask.
We'll just go red.
We'll just smoke red.
We'll just rush donut in A.
I love donuts.
Five minutes.
I...
I...
I'm ready, bro!
You guys are p.d.
Hurry up, man!
What are you even wearing in your ears?
Yeah, I'll flash, I'll flash mid and then I'll go do a main.
Oh my god.
I'm nervous!
So where's red? Is it...
Okay, listen to me.
Hey, where's courage at, bro? You need to shut his ass up.
We're just rushing mid going down that.
Fucking ready.
Okay, dude, just go left, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Go left, go mid, and then go left.
Hold down.
Is red the center thing in the middle?
Yes, that's the worst bugging.
Let's go one, one ladder, two daddies.
I'm gonna go to the core board.
And then...
15 seconds.
Okay, I'm ready.
Okay, let's do a little...
Go look, look, look, look.
I had to I had to I had to give me come on come on baby come on come on
Come on buddy she's alive
Bro this is your moment bro prove them wrong
I'm not the fart of twitch. I'm not the fart of twitch. I'm not the fart of twitch
You're not a fucking loser. All right, you let me know when to plant your abs, okay?
I'll flash you guys in a minute a second
Get out there. Get out. Yeah
The left left left. Yep. Keep going keep going keep going keep going
You play it, you play it right here.
Nice, good trade, good trade.
One is down, one is down.
Two is down, two is down.
One is down, guys, one.
I think it's mid.
Coming back, coming back.
This way off, leave, leave me, leave me, leave me.
Oh, lots of you there.
That's too good.
Thank you.
Ah!
Nice, nice, nice, nice.
Come on, Viang, let's go!
We can't handle us!
We're under the problem, dude!
You don't care, buddy.
We don't want to pass.
We're trying.
Okay, what do you want?
We should go B here.
I'll smoke right side and then...
You wanna drop B?
I'm gonna like go B.
Trad, what do I buy here?
Buy smokes, buy smokes, and like an SMG.
I'm gonna drop you another smoke, take it up
I guess sir
I'm watching that.
Yeah.
Smoke deep spawn, let's control it, yeah.
Oh, you turned on!
Oh my days!
Come on, come on, come on.
This is too easy.
Oh, you turned him on so good.
That was really good.
I have a deagle, somebody eats.
I think we should do a mid split here.
What?
Mid split?
You go through mid and I'll go right side.
Ron, you come right with me.
We'll go towards B and then we're going to go left side with those guys first.
Okay, I have an SMG though.
Me, I'll go mid.
Okay.
I have bomb though.
Should I drop it?
By AK, by AK.
Yeah.
Oh, I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
Wait, man, where you at?
I'm saving, by the way.
Oh, I bought her because he told me to.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm gonna need some halberd.
I hear one on B, minimum.
Yeah, one through Jave on the right here.
Go jump up and go towards B.
Here's a double walk in this game.
He's outside here.
No, he is SMG.
Yep
See me I'm gonna play on you
Man give give bombs around
And you walking with us I'm gonna swing left or walk. Let's say come this way come this way walking
Let me know when you're
timing to me I can't really help you if you're in front of me yeah come here
yeah I got you I got you I got you I got you
fuck alright
I think they rotated
can you smoke
you guys have no smokes
you gonna try to plan or no
no we need to go there
yeah come come come
he's gonna swing get ready
no one's behind us
one's going up one's going up
I thought I was hidden I had no I I had no money we gotta say we are broke we're broke
as a joke we're broke as a joke we're broke as a joke every time I think we can just five
rush it they do an early need that a smoke on it it's kind of hard unless you smoke the
the Molly yeah running out instead we're just gonna die so we gotta play we need to play
every round slow and we probably need to retake mid. This round is kind of whatever, let's just
default. Just get used to waiting these smokes out and then we're gonna have to
re-hit mid afterwards. They might run this down, Lud. Let's wait for this smoke to get clear.
You have a deagle, I only have a glock. Let's just see, you know. One's in it, you hear me?
Yeah, it's close, close. How much are you right, Mike? Yeah, okay. Mike, that's such a good call.
One's jump up. Fuck, jump up.
Get trying to get the ones that's on.
Yeah.
No one shot.
Exactly what you did there. We'll do it.
Done. That'll work.
Okay, and then we flash from mid here.
Guys, remember. This is a CT-sided map.
Can I rush jump up from B and then stop from coming up?
You're gonna get full Molly, full Util.
It's gonna be really hard.
Okay, okay.
We kinda just need to do that.
Just chill in mid like that.
I just play back. Yeah play back wait for the smoke and then we have to re-hit. That's like the only way we can take it
Yeah, I'll I'll flash you guys. Okay, you guys are gonna run through this here together when I tell you guys
Watching was watching push
Are you ready? Yeah, I'm right here. You got your smoking flash here. I'll smoke off for you guys again
Everyone the smoke ends. Yes, sir. It's clearing in five. Oh
Oh my god, I think my smoke base is in. Fuck.
I'll grab yours.
Smoke cleared, smoke cleared.
Did we smoke?
It's fine, it's fine.
Yep, it's fine.
Let me know when the...
Fuck, dude.
Can I go where Shradd wants? Should I just play that side?
Nah, not your good.
That's fine, that's fine.
I'll flash you guys too.
I'll flash you, so I'm just off of that.
Guys, swing it, we're going to do it here.
Let's go towards A.
I'm hearing mad birds
He's on there
He's gonna re-swing me
Yep, I'm flashing to the right
I mean, watch out
He's on box!
One on your right
I got three, I got three.
Alright, I think I only see half by half by.
Yeah.
I'm going to go left, I'll smoke literally everything in this corner right here.
Make sure to throw it on me so I don't have to move.
Yep.
Okay, get ready.
He's gonna play, I hear him, he's on site.
They hear us.
Nice shot.
Default, default.
One stemble, one stemble.
Still on default.
10
one more
a temple temple temple temple temple temple out
in a month
I'm gonna play I'm gonna play it
nice!
let's go!
good shit good shit good shit good shit good shit
I'm a demon!
I think I need a couch for that one
dude my smoke's smell is in for CT and donut
Yeah, yeah, yeah, they just killed after the smoke there. That's right
Because flam is leaning towards B so we I think we should try to take more like make control and still Jake
I'm gonna play right side this time. I don't really like playing that left
Drat I have an extra smoke for you if you need
Fucking
We don't have to walk in.
Don't walk in, don't walk in.
Runs jump up.
I'm going to smoke your guys' right so you guys can walk in.
It's all smoke low Q.
Hey look.
Keep the shoot. You can walk in, you can walk in.
There's going to be one more there.
Dead.
Let's go.
Let's go.
B, B, B, B.
another mid another mid
no fuck
it's planning for you it's planning for you
one's right side
planning for you?
1v1
go up now go up now
Yeah, I think that was good, he had the kit.
I think if you walk that, you actually kill him.
I'll walk up, yeah.
Yeah, I think that was good.
That was good.
Alright, we should buy Ron, drop one.
Here, I want some.
Yeah, yeah.
I dropped it.
Yeah, I dropped it.
I heard me, I dropped that gun.
Uh oh.
I'll buy you a Gillo.
Yeah.
yeah we get out of the pasture yeah i'm up early i'm up early i gotta go down i'm gonna pass
i'm sure i went through it
oh copy copy copy copy one donor one donor
good thing about that nice job
i'm coming coming coming coming
uh drop out drop out drop out yeah
We know, we know, we know we're on our own, we're there, we're there.
Oh fuck, I didn't know he's up temple, that's my bad.
I
Sold bro, I didn't know he I didn't know he was already in temple. I'm not going
I should I should I think he had to go to temple of C2 right?
Yeah, but I know he's up there already cuz I thought he was perfect. I thought he was like super for
Every gesture makes a mistake in their kingdom
Sorry by you tell Ron and go man
I'm panicking.
Oh no.
That's fine.
It's only 6k.
I'm just waiting for the eggs.
I think we should do a beat head through.
They're saying.
Yeah, they're pretty bad holding big.
I'm just gonna let them run in.
Okay.
Cut.
Cut.
Ready?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Yeah
Box box
And cave in cave in cave
I feel like the side turn is actually easy to take.
I think if we go A again, can we go A and give me the stuff again?
Yeah, I can't buy smokes.
I can get you.
Me, so I'm gonna go A.
Great.
Let me buy.
Yeah.
Come on.
Let's get this started.
Let me know what you're trying to do.
Should we push up?
Yeah.
Let me know trash we push up. Yeah, we should walk up. You walk up if you guys go walk too close right here
The you'll see your channel. We can pull that
You smoked it early. That's fine
They might walk the rule no troll
I'm gonna throw the smoke so they know
Trout just bait me I'll go up first sure I
do sucks
what are these smokes oh i didn't run into that one i'm i'm i'm doing it i'm
I'm just gonna get it
Alright man, I'll give you one
Come on someone's got a plant
Watching one
One's in temple
Let me go
Go back down, go back
Yep
Oh my god
One's in temple
One's back up
What?
That's right, that's right
Oh my god
I was trying to try to get back in there
Yeah
Yeah, we're getting the sides but the early util just oppressive
Onion who is flam bro?
Okay, I think I want to go back to mid. I think we go again. I didn't a sexy free
Low-key, what's it go? I need someone to watch a min. Let me go and you got the smoke. Can you watch then? Yeah? Yeah?
just so i don't die if i'm smoking i think they might just walk up early here
and i'm gonna go i'm gonna lurk mid and you guys can go into the site together with my
let me know when you want me in
we don't know they didn't smoke just do it quick
yeah okay we're walking in
i fucked up i'm a fucking idiot
we're on the off we're gonna
hey malo you're not saying malo you're not
I'm gonna go to the other side and fill it with them.
Okay, okay, stop there.
One's here!
Fuck, I should have shot them on the walls.
They're done.
One's here!
Looked at the temple, careful.
I'm gonna remollie spawn in a sec
Oh!
I'm mollied off
Oh, shit
Oh, I thought I killed him, chat
I thought I killed him
Oh no, oh no
No
Not like this
Not like this
What the fuck, man?
We're here to go play this map.
Um, I'm a confident A player.
Okay, fuck yeah.
We're low key, I think we're on that.
Talk to me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, if you play, you play.
No, the job isn't doing it.
It's confident walk through A, get in there.
Like go through A main.
Yeah.
Oh, you want me to get in there?
Yeah, like why?
Like why do you think that shit?
That's better than all of them.
Say that.
I'm smoking. That's good.
There's a lot of B going cave.
They're running up. Cave? They're running up three.
Watch out, watch out. They'll be seen. I can't see them.
They're walking through smoke. Just walk through smoke. One cave along.
Stay here.
I'm just rushing, boys. I'm rushing.
Don't gotta tell me.
You guys don't need to go.
There we go. There we go. There we go.
We're good. This is good. That's good. Yo, yo, listen, listen, listen. I'm strong. I'm not gonna lie. I think we 50-50 is I think we just stack a site no troll
But I feel like they're confident. I
Yeah, don't do that. Don't do that. Like wait, why would you ever say that like you're a fucking idiot?
You might send that out mid the surround or something. I'm gonna smoke it
Yeah, they smoked red
flashed
they're out, they're out, they're out, they're out
hold on, hold on, hold on
aww dude they're all done, all done
all done at the corner
no way they bought, I knew it
fuck
aww we should have backed up
man's got a nice flank
nice, main main main
that's one main, follow
One more!
Ow.
I'm defusing the bomb.
They got the smoke.
You're defusing.
I missed it.
That's crazy.
He called.
He called your boss!
I know, he called your boss!
That's crazy.
I didn't have four of them, I didn't get to use it.
Oh my gosh.
Oh no, oh no, guys, okay, so we, we know that they, yeah, we got a force low key, no, Shraab, what do you think?
Yeah, yeah, we get a force.
It's gonna be hard to win, but, they're gonna take mid for sure.
Did they rea- they just push us in group.
I was gonna smoke Donut.
Donut, Donut, don't smoke Donut.
They're all four of them.
Pushing A.
There's two of them.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Back up.
Two more A.
Two down A.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Oh, play still.
Play still.
Play still.
I want to do a planer.
Nice.
Let's go planer.
Nice bomb.
One is free.
I'm back.
You think I'm going?
He's out.
I think he's left side.
I think he's coming down.
He is.
Nice!
Alright.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna be be careful when you Molly they can't run through your money still and take the site. They're not getting through me
Try Molly off the bat. What do you think?
They're beside for sure
Well, you can play and don't know what that
Smoke here. Oh, yeah, they're gonna be there. I'm backing up. I'm flashed like crazy
Nice, 3k maybe?
Wait, wait, wait, be right here
No way, he's low, he's low
Somebody stop this guy
He's with the animal
Go cave, go cave, go cave, let's go
Just hold right there
Watch your back, led
hold to the left just sit there good job man you're doing great keep using that
shotgun bro you're good at it yo do I get creepy Shred do I op I'm off I'm
mopping I'm back I would get creepy I'll often and I'll play towards a so we
should have like one one go men one go to Donna and then one be actually to be
Yeah, one mid.
One more, one more, one more.
One more. One more with you.
You have a bomb, I'm leaving.
Nice, good shit.
Let's go, baby!
I can buy, I can buy, I'm rich.
Oh, you are rich.
I'll drop to you if you want.
Oh, you got it.
There's a good setup there.
I'm on my way.
You're on mine, man.
Yeah, go for it, go for it, go for it.
Falling flashbang.
They're gonna take mid.
Throwing smoke.
Throwing the grenade.
I'm useful dumping.
The fun is still mid, I think.
One mid.
One towards B.
I'm gonna lean towards B but I'm gonna watch red.
They flash cave or something?
They might.
I'll be trying to B-split.
Nice.
Another...
No way.
One more.
I'm coming B, no?
Shall I leave A?
Yeah.
Tini, back up, Tini, back up, Tini, back up.
Nice one, he's fine.
On the other side.
You're so good.
Nice players are dead.
I'm coming.
Beautiful.
Okay, I'm coming
Let's go let's go let's go Ludwig you're so good
Kill me on
Getting one right there is huge like actually huge and I didn't get the trade
That's okay
Timmy I like this they didn't use an op at all so we lamicki them mm-hmm mm-hmm so broken
I'm not used to playing like this. I usually play criss-cross.
Can we fight mid? Can we fight mid here?
They have max loss. They're probably buying everyone.
Should I play mid with you guys?
One is going, one is going.
I'm watching your top left.
I'm watching top left, but I have top left. Watch right.
Oh, I'm an idiot, bro.
We smoked that.
Two B's still.
Two B's still.
One's fine.
Nice.
One more.
One's on the left side.
Nice!
Oh, boys.
Mike, you're back!
I thought the win rose took the skill out of you.
You can't stop Shroud, dude.
Oh my god!
They saved right? That was a technique.
It was like a half, they had like armor, had armor pistol.
They're definitely gonna buy this round.
I'm gonna have to do it on the back of the box.
The one thing they haven't done is A, like I'm...
Yeah, cause I keep mulling it.
I think they just don't play it.
And if they do play it, they play a donut.
I'm gonna give up mid, I'm just not gonna...
what's it called, fight two heavy players.
Yo Lod, if you see them donut, just give it up.
Fuck it.
I'm going to play with XM
I'm going to play that early
Okay
And then just play cave again
I'm going to play smoke
They're flashing for mid
Flashing for mid again
Yeah, I'm going to give it up
Yep, don't up
Okay, it's okay, it's okay
Fuck, three, three, four, four, four, four, four, rushing to
Uh, two to mid
I was molly'd
I think all three Mike, I'm pretty sure all three.
I saw two and then one's A main.
One's default right now.
He's freaking peeking spawn, peeking spawn.
One peeking spawn, Mike, close up, close up.
Okay.
He's default, he's default.
Nice, A main, I'm pretty sure.
Not 100%.
I
Sold I didn't know I was on fire that whole time I
Could buy a child by option double off you think or no
Because the only reason I say is they keep going donut and if Ludwig dies I could trade one easily
I was watching I was watching
I think I'm gonna change up my stride. I think I'm gonna smoke this and save my molly.
I think I'm gonna molly. Oh, I'm good.
Up mid.
My push close though, I care.
I hear a couple outside donut.
Coming up ahead. Oh, yeah, coming up red, you know.
Giving up ahead, I'm giving up, we bomb.
You know, you know, but...
No.
I
Don't want one trading
Yeah, you can chill here don't over extend bud hold that hold that idea. Yeah, look at the wall look at the wall look at the wall
Yeah, you're gun's pointing. Yeah, yeah like that. Yeah, I'll bait for you
Yeah, yeah, just a little bit so you can see them. Yeah, perfect, but that's shroud bro. I just hold right there, man
It's good. All right, they're red right now. They're red right now. I hear I hear my person
Nice, other one unknown. Watch your cave, Miang, right here to your left, yeah. I think you go inside, Miang.
Go inside there? Yeah, I'll hold this. Yeah, hold that. Perfect.
I like this positioning. We have a gap on red. Look back. You should walk.
Love chill up, bro. You're good. Oh
My god, wait, they cheating
They're cheating why they yo who's cheating how you killing shroud the fuck's going
Yeah, a little game on our hands mm-hmm
I'm going don't it again
Yeah, they're gonna rush yo I might play up. Should I play up with you like I don't know like yeah
I'm gonna save my Molly
That's not a thing they watch it watch watch it push watch it push for a site
I just molly myself I'm molly myself I'm molly myself
come into me peaking peaking peaking
I'm flanking I'm flanking
I fucked up my molly and he ran throw it
It's one by me up. Yeah, I got you. I need to buy I need to buy. I got you
I could jump in over
All right, you know what now it's time to play serious they never come a I'm playing serious Ludwig. I'm playing up with you. No troll
one's coming one's coming they know that's not good I got one interesting you guys are
better bro this is a good duel
we still know where they're going
there's at least two don't know
oh there it is
here went to your right shot
he's close
hahahaha
no oh wait so what happens now I think I'm not sure make it up bro please I
I can't go out like this.
That was hard.
Sign!
No!
That's right.
That's right.
No, that's good.
That's good.
Let me see.
I think we'd play next.
We'd play one more.
Dude.
I played good, dude.
That map is dog-shi!
No, no, no.
We don't play.
Yo, Liz.
Oh, no.
Oh, my God.
How is that my son this chat, bro?
Your legs come on. So what is he's doing, bro? Oh
My god, Chad, I tried bro. I
Really tried bro. We go again. It's okay. Everyone come on. Everyone come. Everyone be calm
everyone be calm
It's okay. Come come come come come come come we go again, bro
We go again
We good our outlaw switch it
Do that wrong they must be cheating dude. I think they're cheating
Oh my god, get the time to set up.
I just keep...
We'll get him next time.
Dude, why did I sell?
I think I sold?
I don't know, I couldn't really see like, I was trying to watch everything.
Fuck, I played pretty good.
Oh yeah, you started off strong.
You started off strong, I did.
I can't do anything when there's fucking five of them like the last one.
But like, they're cheating against Shroud.
And the guy with Richard is going to call on the stage.
I want a PC check.
Yeah, it's okay. If anyone doesn't know Kalma, we go again. We literally go again. Right after this game, we go again. Now we have to win that one.
We have to win. I did not come out here to fucking lose.
And we're not out. We get one more chance.
Which one was Flam set up?
This one?
This one?
Nah, something's wrong, bro.
You're just ass, bro.
You're washed buddy stick to the iron rod. I got a PC check
Well-worn dragon or
Get the rubies out there's three of them. What are you doing? I mean this one. I mean that's pretty good
I mean this one's all right. I mean that's pretty
I'll give it to you, you had a lucky run.
I'll be honest, you can't shut up, I was impressed.
Fake Louis, fake Louis II run, fake Louis bag bro.
Get shit off baby.
What do you mean fake Louis Vuitton?
Your backpack.
This is real Louis Vuitton bro, I don't buy fakes dude.
And look, you see his shoes?
Yeah, yeah
All right, bro, there's no way, right
That's no way
We do we have another chance the question is
I can't even
We got to lock in as a unit, bro.
We got to lock in as a fucking unit.
Let me check out some of my teammates.
What do we think about this next game, man?
What can we do better?
We're going to ban that map.
I think we did pretty good.
We came back, but we're going to ban it.
We don't know that map.
We don't know that map.
Let me take the site.
You and Lud, you and Lud, we're going to go and take a space.
The problem is Ludwig's really easy to shotgun about here.
That's true.
Use it as a gate.
SMU's bad on that map.
I'm not gonna lie, that map is dog shit.
I think...
Do we know what map it might be?
We'll get the band.
How does the band work?
Band 2, band 3.
Okay.
So they band 2.
So we band...
Those two in garage?
Yeah.
I band.
Overpass?
I get the name.
And then they show the name.
In front of me I hate that map.
No, it's pretty CT-sided.
I feel like my my bias is inferno nuke
Me nukes pretty fun over over mirage is a classic
Well, yeah, I wish I could get Maroc.
Nubus is a really, um, advice.
I like Nubus stuff.
And it's pretty open.
I think I can start off this band, uh, overpass, and chin.
And either Nubus or I'll talk to you guys later.
Sure.
Oh, God, bro.
You're looking up how to smoke mid-games?
I wanted to find a video of how they did that smoke.
But then it depended on what spot you were.
And then I was, uh, you know, I can do this.
There's no way I'd get first round, right?
No, I'm not.
Yeah, but at least that's not going home.
Right?
How about it was 3.
Wait, Ludd, if we lose the next map, are we out?
Yeah.
If we lose the next one, am I out?
It's possible for a three-way tie at 1 and 2.
It's possible for one team to go 3-0,
and then everyone else to go 1 and 2.
So, but if we win the next one, then we play again.
Yes, we play 3 no matter what.
You have to play 3 no matter what.
You can just go over and go off.
But I can't, I can't.
I can't get first rounded again.
The other nothing goes 3-0.
I think it's possible for 3-1-2.
No, no, no!
No!
No!
No, bro!
Oh, no!
What's on your mind?
You tired?
Um, what's the song?
What's the song?
Why are you smiling?
Hey, look at him, man.
Well, he's not having that day.
He's not that bad.
Excuse me?
You broke the mix, man?
No, it's me.
I should have stayed more.
We had a lot of people.
I gathered intel.
I said they're going to opt more.
But, I just got to play differently now.
Outlaw, this is my game to just chat in there, stupid bitch.
What's wrong, bro
I mean bro, I just feel like
I gotta have a chance to opt
If I had a chance to opt chat, I just I'm gonna there's no way I miss the off shot
Yeah
Wait, they're saying you're having withdrawals.
What?
I don't know, have you not smoked in a while?
No, I've pushed off the lake up ahead of you.
That's what you do, Shay, when you wake up?
No.
Usually when I get home.
Bro, this is the best miner like CS thing I've ever seen, but it's great.
You need to fucking win.
I'm trying.
Yeah, that's for you.
I'm trying my ass off, bro, do you understand?
But I had a good first round everyone's like
And then I open my trap the third round and it's just Sun Sun is like
I have to stop I have to stop reading it all I saw was just the word Sun. I actually had to stop
Chad we have a chance
Yeah, obviously, but we'll be going against next.
We're guaranteed to play two more in a row.
In a row?
Yeah, I think so. Right? We played two in a row now?
Yeah.
Might be able to stay at the same setup.
Oh, then you'll be one for the next one. You're guaranteed to win for the map three.
I mean, we're guaranteed to win.
Surely we win one.
Dude, I can't go home without a win. I might have to retire. I'm dead ass.
Retire for what?
I thought this was the day, bro. I literally went home and I'm just like, today's the day I finally am a winner.
Fuck it. At least, uh, maybe I'll play FNCS again.
I was quick steering Chad. Is he winning or is he losing?
It's probably losing bro, a lot of lamb wants to cater in, trying to see winning or losing.
He's not playing bad, everybody's cheering react.
Wait, he's dead?
Wait, he's dead?
Son
Chattis clicks ever gonna win an FNCS. What do you think he's gonna win one?
But is that hating?
Bro, he had one chance and he sold it
Not even at the one where he lost with a chug splash that was the one that would keep me up at night
What the fuck do you mean you don't think you're serious?
How?
I'm literally trying my ass off-
Oh wow.
You missed the ninja flick.
What was that one?
That was?
I don't know.
I don't know, the faxity deadass grows.
Clix is lowkey like James Harden, he gets no rings.
James Harden was the go-to. Fair play.
I need y'all to win this. I need y'all to win this.
What kind of things?
Lock in your friends.
Any other things?
Can I ask you?
If you guys are going off, Leslie will have it.
Just send it off to those guys.
What kind of stuff?
Smalls.
matter, matter, matter
what?
do potato
man, Shroud, where is Shroud bro?
he's my only hope, and Timmy, you're fucking useless
how'd I do?
man, you are so dog shit
I thought you'd been practicing
you know I haven't been playing at all
I wanted you to get some turning off Friday though
no, cause you cheated
I didn't cheat, bro. You guys were you in a teammate? Were you in it? Yeah, I got first-rounding. Oh
That's what you mean about first-rounding. Oh, yeah, you were the Lacey
Because you're it seems like a joke, bro
You you would like this is no Jersey, and it's like fucking
Iran or something. I guess Israel first try that's awesome. Oh, thank you. That's fucking. That's a good ass gas, bro
I did do bad. Last time I'm bad. Well, win the other two, bro. It's fine. I can't go home losing tomorrow.
I really can't. So if we lose the next one and we play again and we win, we still go home?
No, not necessarily. It is possible for a freeway tie at 1 and 2.
I thought it was gonna be a freeway tie.
And then if it's a freeway tie, it goes to the wongy ones.
So right now we gotta hope for this team to win.
I'm gonna I'm really gonna I'm gonna play well though, but I didn't play great. No, I should have played better
You played good you played really good in the first like five rounds. You know what I gotta do, bro
I gotta disable my crouch one my crouched too much
Like those years behind you you're an IRL guy like let's do something crazy
or hey go out let's go to Santa Monica like you know let's farm a clip what do
you do what the fuck do you do what do you do bro
look at the wall look at the wall you see that watch
Yeah, and then I sell it to major sponsors and then I click the check again.
How much money have you made off this?
I honestly don't even think of it like that.
I don't even think about it like that.
Stuff like that doesn't even matter when you think about it.
$748,000.
I really don't even think about stuff like that.
I do it for the love of the game.
I do it for the love of the game.
Plus, I put most of it back into the prize pool.
How much is the prize pool? $4,000?
A little less, yeah. $3,800 maybe.
Are there going to be streamer games again this summer?
Oh yeah.
Am I going to get invited?
It should be this summer, yeah.
No, I'm saying am I going to get invited.
When is summer end?
I don't even know the months.
I don't have to sit here and wait probably another 45 minutes probably longer bro the
turnovers like 20 minutes it's how those bro welcome to a land welcome to being a gamer
dog right now but bro I'm hungry there's food no I need like protein you want a protein
shake there'll be gram for your protein 160 calories microplastics no micros in it yeah
That is a box, but it's a box of cardboard, cardboard plastic, everyone knows that, there's plastic on it, don't give me that.
Also a bare-bell, what do I do with that bare-bell?
I'm going to give you a bare-bell, may I?
Salted peanuts. I'll be saving this, thank you.
Yeah, they're gonna eat it out. No, they're just expensive.
Louis Vuitton bag? Yeah.
Louis Vuitton shoes. Yeah.
He's wearing gift. We should what?
I'm a minion to the network.
That's good meme.
That's enough.
I already see the clip of me saying I'm not getting first rounded.
Yeah, I would be too, but you didn't even like practice that much.
I didn't play that.
I don't know how to say it, you played bad, but say it like that.
I was in London.
I guess.
Did you guys stick a journey match for the Ludwig CS slam?
What?
That was all.
But you look miserable, bro.
What's wrong?
I'm definitely not miserable.
It's just like sitting here is boring, watching you play is fun.
I'm watching you play as fun.
At the end of the day, Rob, I could be home-cooking Lynx
on Twitter, probably.
Sure.
So we got a tech walk out of here?
We just win.
I'm going to win.
I haven't won a tournament in like eight years.
I actually only have one in being seven years.
I was going to get cried.
I was going to.
What have I won?
I was going to say you also made out of the first round.
I would have been dick ready
Why have I won in the last seven years?
What if you actually tried to win?
I am!
But like I'm in like really like play before and go so hard like I think you actually just went hard even when you win
I'm literally trying!
Why I don't think you're not trying. I'm just saying like preparation is what it is
But we're in London so it's like
Chad what if I won?
Look at there
Someone said it's Chipotle Cup, Mogo Money, you read chat, LOL.
They said you won org of the year.
I'm not gay.
I gotta stress it more.
Hello, I'm your teammate.
Hello.
I'm your teammate.
I'm your teammate.
I'm your teammate.
The status is like, you won gesture of the year.
What is it?
Guys, what's what's all the fun for we're not having fun. Let's play
I'm tight you hide tight
Not like
I'm about to buy a watch or something like I need a way to get to about that one
Probably likes winning.
I know. I know.
I was playing a fucking...
I was playing across her from like 2014.
I actually did see that.
Took the OG cross out.
I'm gonna notice that.
Missa-ha!
Wait, what else do I got in my bag, chat?
What are you doing here, bruh?
What the fuck is this?
I got nothing.
Chat, I'm not gonna lie.
There's gonna be a time where I get so good at games that you guys are gonna think I'm...
I'm not kidding.
No, that's exactly what I want to inform my next year.
I want to get so good at games to the point where the chat gets some cheating.
Like, I want people to PC check me.
What's the goal?
Outlaw, can you put it on the screen?
Like, Rod DeDes?
I want to get to the point where they just are like, yo, no, Rod's cheating, okay?
Yeah.
Who's ever gonna be that nice guy?
What?
I'm a jester. Stop!
Also, now you're a jester.
Dude, I just played bad.
You played good.
Yeah, in the beginning, but then I started selling.
Bro, I started crouching.
That actually is what ruins it, even for me.
I was doing like...
I was playing like shit at the beginning because I was crouching and I was like wait
Yeah, I know.
It's a bad habit but dude it's so easy to get into it.
We're not going to get first rounded though, right?
Oh, sign!
At the first it was, there's going to be no comeback situation, there's no change.
Oh my god.
My mental may have changed.
No!
No, it's over.
Listen, we'll get smoked, everything came, we'll come back and we'll lose, and it'll be fine.
No, I don't want to lose, I don't want to lose, bro.
I don't want to lose, I got courage JD winning over me.
What is this?
It was a map diff, though.
That map was so bad.
What the fuck is this?
You better hurry the fuck up!
Chop chop, buddy, come on!
Oh
Hey fuck her G yeah
But it's so funny
Are you okay bro?
It's just so boring.
Now better than I would that night.
Chod maxing.
Maxing I'm literally eating a fucking fruit
What did you just leave this mess for?
That's what they call me. It's basically a chopped. What is it?
It's like opposite of a Chad. You know what a Chattos?
I do know what Chad is.
Chud.
So basically they're called...
I thought Chud was a better version of a Chad.
No, no, no, they call me...
They say I'm Chud Maxing.
That's a good thing though. You're Maxing the Chud.
Right? It'd be bad if you were like...
No, no, I'm maximizing how chopped I am they're saying oh
I see yes I see it now yeah they call me the fart of which why I've lost every single
Portman I've played in okay so for fun you're not a pro or anything I was a pro
better I was also a pro you're a good man so bro you read your twitch
a lot yeah they're often are they nice to you though no not recently my chat this
calls me all type of names Brian every time you get on camera they just say
aura yeah well oh really yeah I think that's just normal then because my chat
is just like yours where they talk shit and they see someone else look really
nice I think that's just the meta you just talk shit to your streamer and that
be nice to everyone else just know all those people that are mean to you they
wanna be me they want to be they want to be me that's what I said bro child look
at me you don't want to be me come on I'm hanging on a fucking shroud playing
CS bro I like jokes
what am I hearing I'm gonna put this in the trash can real quick what
What?
You can throw himself in the trap.
Bro.
Bob-ba-hot.
Chat.
How many points or what places clicks him?
Can someone tell me?
What places is the end?
Someone tell me what places the end
Bro, I'm not even trolling I genuinely might have been the best I can see
So no, no, no, this is fairs no troll. This is a big
There is two FNCS's. I won the second one, which means I won one out of two. 50% win rate.
Klix has played like 35, 40 FNCS's and he hasn't won. So when he wins, I still am better than him.
Yeah.
That's how that works.
Yeah, it's really how that works. It's just math.
I just don't hold it.
Ron, you deserve protein popcorn. Go get some more.
All right.
Whatever, I'll just go back in the back and go see what this is.
Saw my Red Bulls?
That's all?
No.
Are you still whole French?
Yeah, I tried, and then Red Bull got really mad at me.
I mean, there's so much Red Bull in here, you can leave it crazy.
I know.
It's a good thing there's protein popcorn.
That's not protein popcorn.
Oh, it is. One gram of protein.
What am I anymore?
Were you bulking? What are you looking for protein for?
Am I bulking?
What percent body fat do you think I am?
20.
20.
Well, we think he would know better
That's not my face
You're fuckin' belly is.
And where does it all go?
I think it's my ass in my stomach.
That's a big seven.
But I don't look 30% body fat.
No you don't.
Your face isn't fat anymore.
Bro, it's just posting popcorn, bro.
It's keeping me in jail.
It's a good thing we had this animation behind us.
That's good.
It's actually really good.
Do you know what we're fighting for?
It's really good, though.
No troll actually went the coin bet.
I like the vanilla.
I love vanilla, too.
That's one of my favorite flavors, ice cream.
It's a good flavor.
It's solid.
Hot cake, chocolate chip mint, greatest flavor.
You're OK.
You like that flavor?
My favorite.
Everyone says it's like.
Everyone says it's like.
That's a good flavor.
I say it's like toothpaste.
I love it.
It's so good.
It's so good.
Oh my, we should get ice cream, you know.
If we win, and if we lose, we can get donuts.
Might as well.
I should have packed protein donuts.
Oh my God, I'm an idiot.
Put it out and put it on the side.
Oh well, I'm not getting shit to know.
You know what I need right now, sir?
Maybe I need to down another red ball.
I'm not kidding.
Yeah.
Why?
Dude, just because like playing on caffeine
gets me so wired, it's so good.
I'm gonna try to break you real quick.
Uh-huh.
Be honest.
You never ever did, like, Adderall or anything like that in big games?
Never.
Did they test you guys?
Damn.
I did that for her.
I did CS.
Popped everything.
I've only ever, I mean, I've said it before, I've only ever tried Adderall once.
It was like 11 years ago when it was during crack.
You know, terrible.
I did play like shit so bad.
It's just it makes you hyper focus on the wrong things. It's ridiculous.
You can't even think. Who's your worst teammate?
Me. For sure me. That's not like a PR safe hand to go with us.
For sure me. I practiced the Leafs. I played the Leafs.
But you played the best. I would say most insistent, no, but I had
Bob off for sure. I don't want to pop off, but all the most
A lot of my other units are way more
You got to make a mini-trap
My dick routing too much
Wait, she didn't diffuse it by point one
Um, yeah, I was
Oh, yeah, it is protein water
The other on you deserve more popcorn you go get some more popcorn
They're chat
Same W protein water
Wait, but what is that?
They're gonna cook these downstairs
No, definitely far
Are you sure
There's a little bit actually, maybe some tacos down there.
Oh, and this, it might be a protein cookie, yeah, yeah.
You can see some of the nuts.
I'll go check it out.
Little protein, you know?
Pretty good.
I mean, if the chat wants me to go eat, bro, we can do that.
Eating's a reward.
I got a win.
You know, that's why I used to do it for four nights.
There was this one time.
Do you know what it was called?
Winter Royale.
Does anyone in my chat remember that?
Basically, four nights was on some weird shit.
It was sore?
What?
It was the second one.
Oh, OK.
But there was one where it was 12 hours straight,
or like 15 hours.
You remember?
It was great.
It was crazy.
But you would play Saturday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday,
15 hours a day.
No troll.
I wouldn't eat until like the end of the day.
and let's high-quality
and like sometimes I wouldn't want to start myself
I get nervous if I eat before
I can't eat
I can't eat before I play
you ever like that?
I didn't eat before, I only ate at the end of the day until it was night out and everyone's getting off
I didn't want to do shit while I was playing, only just water and like energy drinks
I should hop back on that method. I'm banning it. I'm just unfair.
ChatGPT is my brother. I should have just not responded to you, but I'm banning you. I can't.
I gotta stop reading this shit.
Now all you do is eat.
Like, do you think when I, if I ever met a viewer, do you think they're saying this shit? Like, no.
I've never met a viewer.
I will say, I am surprised whenever you click on someone's name, no one's ever wanted to join the call yet.
That is the one thing that I am surprised, cause like, cause you gotta realize, like even
the guy who you said joined, let's play GeoGuess or 1v1, like I thought for sure that guy
was gonna join and play you.
Bro you gotta realize, everyone in this chat wants to be me, like who wouldn't want to
be me, look at me, like bro, I look good, I look good, I smell good, I play good, I
play alright yeah.
I had a good first couple rounds and I was like oh my god, I know I'm playing good and
And then I was like fuck.
Bro, I got a disabled crouch.
So crouching is just really never useful.
No, that's kind of useful.
I knew that.
Trout?
Cause Donk Crouch, I've got to be sure, I was watching a lot of his Clipsy Crouches.
Most people do.
Yeah, Donk Crouch.
Me and Donk.
Me and Donk don't do that though.
I know.
It's so hard.
Yes, it actually is good.
I don't know.
It's just hard.
You can't be so precise at all times, you know.
So those people that are insane, like Doc, like, they're crouching but they're also just
laser precise yeah and we are precise they do not it yeah I used to train
Donk like when I'm serious when he was like I've been coming
serious how long it was it was probably nine years old let's get friends with him
We need to go to parties in there.
You can put a liner for a hold on that.
Oh, man.
Yeah, maybe I should stop the hunger.
Hey, shout out to CS Minor.
Let's do this, bro.
Yeah, there's lunch downstairs.
I know we said we got to win first, but we should eat.
Oh, crowd, you're...
Oh, man, but what if...
There's tacos. We might play better.
We might play better.
There's protein cake, you said?
Yeah.
Cookies
This should better approach me up.
Oh no, ladies!
Oh my god, what approach is this?
Holy jock.
Oh my god.
Oh my, shut up Jason dog.
Wait, so what is it, tacos or prajitas?
Looks like there's a menu.
Is it prajitas?
No, we don't have prajitas.
That was me.
That would be the protein cookie.
I mean, I could just grab this little key.
This is just...
Just one?
Why are you worried so much about the protein?
Well, I'm a very like protein type of guy.
Yeah?
I'm at a pretty good protein. Wait. What? Oh my god, what is that stuff around the lead?
Oh
Do you guys have all the energy?
I'm allergic to greens. Oh, then, um, no
There's the vegan. Oh, no, there's green stuff on that zoom. I mean here, there's no green here. There's no green here.
Look at this protein pure protein you're like is that creatine on it? Yes
Wait, what are these
Oh desserts, I'll check it out in a minute
You know we've got a list of like 10
Allergies to watch out for and none of them
All right, I mean I guess I'll give it a go
Yeah, he's in my back wing upstairs, sir
Is that shrimp oh you like shrimp your shrimp type of guy
Okay, rice, protein rice, do you want to know a trick, like you just drizzle some, just
a little bit on top, just a little bit.
What's the trick?
What is that?
Oh, I mean, it's a trick here, like, should we just check out what it's getting on?
Everyone knows the rules one bite.
I would rate it.
I'd probably rate this.
I'll say it's like an eight, nine.
I mean that's a nine catering or nine general because catering is tough.
I would say he's a pretty good tater.
Especially for allergies.
I think he's just missing maybe a matter daddy.
Oh, what's a matter daddy?
Alright, I'm out of there.
He's sad, man.
He was overly down.
You're going to want some good, you're probably going to want some?
No.
All right.
All right.
All right.
Are you serious?
Really?
Yeah.
That's a good point, right?
Yeah.
I can't turn to the left.
How do I just get a shuffle along with this?
This is right.
This is right.
You guys mind if I spar a few quarts just for me?
I don't know.
Bro, you can get some food later, bro.
If the chat gets a hundred something.
Chat?
I want to see Lays-E, Spam Lays-E.
Do you want to see Ronnie Gates, Spam Ronnie Gates?
What are they saying?
They're all saying Ronnie Gates, dude.
This is the life, man, the world's gotta be doing right now, besides, sitting here, recording
you eat in between matches, it's really, it's like watching LeBron take a break, what would
you be doing if you weren't coming up?
Probably fucking rich on y'all, Sony O's.
He's dead after all.
I just sacrificed my lifestyle for this job.
After you were living that life.
You were living that life?
I could have sworn you were in Wisconsin, begging for change.
Sealing kills.
I swear, God, we better not get first round.
You want your seat back?
Huh?
You want your seat back?
No, it's okay.
My cameraman said he wants to sit.
He's trying to burn more calories.
Who's the other guy?
The good bro?
Chill and miss me, though.
Oh my God.
Yo Ron, eat some protein pretzels?
Yo, love you to stuff me?
Yo, they're running out of food.
The food's got to be gone.
Are you gonna be good?
Are you gonna be good?
I'll be strong.
Ah, I got kicked in the face.
It happens.
I'm up next.
Oh, this way.
Sanitizer gotta be sanitary here
Talk to me, bro.
How's your life doing?
It's good, alright.
No.
Sometimes I ask myself, please.
Like...
Like that?
Two. One.
Oh, hold on.
You know, sometimes I just...
Sometimes I just ask myself, like...
stuff like is it worth quitting when you can live a life like this
you ready for the new house yeah it should be pretty good Chad are you guys
ready to move in pretty nice I'm not alive I'm just ready to get the fuck out
of the OCS house God I hate living there wait why let's just say it's just
cancer why why is it so bad cuz we have like a hundred people living in there
Hey, who's all that lives in that small ass house doesn't live in a house
Everyone bro everyone ever been on a OS yes stream lives in the house
So yes, we really will you these girlfriend lives there. She lives there
That has to still tighten bro, how does she have her own?
Do you earn you can make it work?
Oh, okay.
Chat.
Drop me if I'm on your second monitor right now.
Yes, sorry.
How many second monitors do you think I'm on?
Do you ever think I'm a main monitor?
Yeah, when you're doing something for a main monitor.
Right now you're just waiting, so it's like, monitor two.
How much more entertaining can I do?
There's nothing really to do.
Well, yeah, that's what I'm saying.
It's not really a you thing, it's just saying.
I could just dive onto the table.
Yeah, but I think that's just like...
That's like the old me?
Yeah, I was going to say, that's like the old save word.
So I'm not the clip anymore?
Nah.
Wait, Chad, how about the clip? Should I just like...
You should just run down the middle lane and stick out your arms and knock down every moment.
What would the clip do right now?
Dude, he would literally pull a fucking JV out of the clip.
I'm gonna play that card he's calling and I'm just sort of like dangling the dirt in his face.
No way, chat, am I lost?
Am I not the clipping one?
I'm just braving.
Let's see what the chat's saying.
Okay, I got a message saying epic went to clad now
Okay, that's a platform extreme we have
We chat house click story
Outlook can you put on the screen somewhere that we're waiting to play again or something that so that new viewers don't think I'm a bomb
Because the whole chap I think some of bomb
Oh
We're adapting to a child
Say one God
We can't adapt any child
Damn, what are you doing?
Sitting here.
Literally just sitting here, staying at you in the viewfinder saying,
There's nothing to do.
I don't know what to do.
I mean, I'm not saying anything.
It's not much for you to do.
I look like Stephen Hawking.
I actually don't think so.
This is like my mom.
Hello.
Type.
One double and one double.
You see your jaw jiggling?
Chill? Bro, he's a pedophile, isn't he?
Who cares if he was or not?
What?
Like, why does he have to do a make fun of him?
It's so funny.
How is he a pedophile?
Like, what is he?
To get his penis?
I'm just typing shit in.
Can you provide entertainment to the chat maybe like yo, can we get an L Outlaw?
Long dead ass of fun-sized human
What does that mean?
Well, how much is this probably couple thousand
This is like go to Jeff wait, I could do pain relief
Oh
This is a 9th place, I'm not allowed to chat, this clicks on crumb, he's not here right
now chat, is he a crumb?
Well, it actually pisses me off how he hasn't worn it.
I want to make you my lover.
Ooh, wait, there's something going on my butt.
Ooh.
This is better than having a girlfriend.
Well, imagine this, it's just like a flashlight.
You're a total...
This is the good life.
I can't be the only one who ever tried making a flush at the very young age.
Oh yeah, Chad, I tried making a fleshly out of a melatonin model.
Did you do that?
I did not.
You want me to tell you how I did it?
Yeah, you should.
So, basically, I had a melatonin mold.
You know, like the purple dummies.
And what I would do is I emptied it, I put a sock in it, I leaned up the sock, and then
I started trying to have a session with it.
Did I run?
No, I didn't work.
I gave up.
You don't have to probably find them on a bottle.
I used to put it in a shoebox.
Might as well.
Now be honest, did you ever have a comes off?
Yeah, more than one.
Well, mine used to be stiff as a raw.
Mine as well.
Now be honest, do you ever have a cum sum?
Yeah, more than one.
Well mine used to be stiff as a rock.
Like it would be yellow on the tip too.
Yeah, classic.
Just getting ready in that sock, man.
How is that you?
I used to freeze them.
You have that one pair of dries that's just so muddy.
DEEZE!
Are you what?
Who put a salad on my suit?
From fucking years ago.
Motherfuckers are saying classic salad segment?
Bro, I had 800 viewers. You guys probably weren't even there for that.
Wait guys, what's gonna happen when Twitter comm is gone?
Are you guys gonna be sad?
What do you think about Twitter comm getting deleted?
It's the best thing they can fucking do.
Really?
Yeah.
Why is that?
Retards have nowhere to put their think pieces now.
Literally a piece of shit in their ass, bro.
Should I open up my Twitter account? It's been a minute.
Let's do it with the Twitter account, Shayne.
Probably break and break. If I show him that in there, bro.
Oh wait, he's doing a basketball tournament now. Are you gonna play in it?
Surely that's gonna go well.
Alright, let's check out there.
Um, anyone know if Ron is shooting tomorrow? No.
Ron never winning a tournament and Klitz never winning an FNCS.
Doc smoking cigarette.
Um...
I just watched him devour two bags of popcorn, two oranges, and fajitas and rice in the span of ten minutes.
So you like, you can never just chill?
Um, my streamer's dead ass a fart.
You gotta be the fart before you become the shit.
I have faith in the next two games and Ronald will win.
Um, my streamer's a fart.
I
Love Rob, but never bet on him
Why would you strap, guys?
Wait, why am I looking?
Well, I mean shroud.
Wait, be honest.
Shroud?
I think like lightning.
He might be, bro.
Refresh your Twitter account?
Oh, okay, bet.
Fart of Twitch, Fart of CS, Fart of R6, Fart of GL, Fart of Rocket League and any post-boss.
Okay.
Um, Ron eating and winning the next two match.
Jason's about to be in a skirt.
Ron Loki looks like an orphan.
Fat fuck, so fat.
Jack, should I just open up the Twitter account for everyone?
What's the score, can someone tell me I can't read that far?
see here
Well I'm not kidding another life I was dead ass a bro
But I can't read it it's 1010
You know these to call me nice what used to call me a fucking
Oh my, bro I'm not kidding. How much is this? We have to buy it. This has to be like good for me.
It's gonna run. Probably a couple thousand.
You know Chad, when a new house happens, about nine o'clock in the game, the beach is like 25 minutes away, 30 minutes away.
Bro, I'm gonna be waking up and I'm not trolling.
I'm gonna be waking up at like 7am every morning, taking a 30 minute car drive to the beach,
running for an hour, on my back.
Sometimes.
It's gonna be a good life.
I know.
And if it's not a good life, I literally just tell myself not to care.
I don't even care.
This is my last hope.
This is literally all there is left.
I'm serious.
So Chad, this might be the last year of stable Ronaldo.
Just so you guys know.
And just so you guys know this might be my last year alive
Wait, I'm actually dying where'd you go?
We'll just start a streaming curve. Yeah, probably
And what am I fucking supposed to do?
Got it so basically I'm just
I think what am I fucking gonna go bad grouches?
I would blow my head off.
Got it.
I already worked at Taco Bell.
You worked at Taco Bell?
I worked at Taco Bell.
I worked on the Nards.
You worked at Taco Bell?
Yeah, that was my first job.
I worked there for a couple months.
Really?
Yeah.
Did you make a lot of money?
Hell no.
I was like 16 or 15.
You know I was a man there for 45 minutes.
I did.
I earned that.
Chad, where do you guys work if you have a job?
I didn't even here have a job.
And if so, where do you live?
I live in the city.
I live in the city.
I live in the city.
I live in the city.
I live in the city.
I live in the city.
have a job? If so, where do you work?
Dude, I want to play so bad. I mean, the good news is we played sooner or later.
Yeah, the bad news is that's my only chance to have you lose it's prize.
Oh
My teeth pretty good though that guy's just caring
Wait, what's the best player?
Okay
Get on this
I couple thousand
No troll you got to get on this one. I'm playing I considered it when you reply the first time like I don't want to be that guy
I don't want to be like chilling in it.
I don't know if I've felt weird.
I'm chilling in it?
Yeah, but you're like, like, I'm just here to film.
I'm literally just a crumb.
I don't think anyone cares.
This feels so good.
Like, I'm on pain relief right now.
I'm about to do like...
BOMBACLAT!
I'm gonna do a full point partial.
What is this one?
EEEEEEEE
What a good start of story in here!
EEEEEE
What's going on?
I'm not close.
I'm not close.
I'm not close.
I'm not close.
I'm not close.
I'm not close.
I'm not close.
What's going on?
My legs are going up.
Five stretch.
What's going on?
What's going on?
Oh no.
Please?
Um....
Please?
Please, what do I do? What do I do? I can't stop it. I actually can't stop it.
I can't stop it.
I guess I can't stop it. I can't get out.
Please don't forget to stand with me now.
Please.
Look what I just want to do, my feet!
How do I get out?
How do I get out?
I'm just gonna stop.
They're gonna have to do this.
Yeah, they'll do this.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Okay.
Oh.
Wait, they're lost again.
Oh, my roos.
This is the end.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Jesus.
That guy is so good.
Wait for my moment.
It's going to be a 1v5.
Oh, this one hurts.
Oh my god.
Watch.
Oh my god.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, you gotta get this out.
It's weird, I might eat the false sleeping on my head,
and we do have two matches.
Bomba clocked.
Where's your clear? Where's your clear?
How about alpha?
Sun.
How about Alpha?
Sine.
Alpha is only two and so is nothing anything.
So, it's called A not Alpha.
Yeah, we're out of life.
I want to run away.
Come on, Ram, left, right, left, right, left.
Stay cool and auto, but this is such a nice time.
Hey, come on, I got to re-care.
What the f...
No, no, no!
No, no, no!
No, no, no!
That's over.
Oh, it's over!
Oh, it's over!
That's fine.
What?
Alright.
It's time to prove I'm a gamer.
Bro.
I'm gonna make tea.
One, two, three.
One, two, three.
One, two, three.
One, two, three.
One, two, three.
One, two, three.
One, two, three.
Bro, I need advice.
I'm gonna make today about me.
Chat, focus, we waste.
Am I kidding? I waited too long.
I have to play more than I've been here.
I'll show you.
Ray, what about you?
Sit down right there.
Come on.
Me and you.
No selling today.
I have to have more play time than sit time.
I can't promise that.
Fuckin' hell, man.
We saw each other, uh, what were you guys playing next?
We're playing next, I'm not sure who's team gets off the level, check that real quick.
Or you can play two more.
I'll find out, I'll find out right now.
I think you guys, uh, it might be a double sub, maybe?
Who was it?
I think it was streamer games.
When I helped the camera, he's actually like, I had to talk to him.
Oh, I didn't remember.
You don't remember that?
I guess they're coming.
What's going on dude? I gotta warm up man.
He's on my fucking PC.
He's pissing me off bro.
Are you doing a nose care? What's going on bro?
What?
What?
That's a piece of bullshit.
He was looking at something, that one horse, that one horse.
Bro, I'm fucking ready.
Oh, I'm fucking ready.
If I lose, you're dead.
I guess I'm dead.
Fuck.
We have a mousepad now. This is what I should say.
There's no chance. I'm not going out. I'm not leaving.
This side is on fire now. We've got to keep it going.
What? No.
Wait, feel how... feel how...
I'll be listening to you compare.
Son, you broke my keyboard.
Wait, he's sabotaging me.
popping out wait he sabotaged me wait you actually sabotaged me
As planned, I think we got it.
We needed to take care of Ron. We were worried about it.
That's not possible?
It's because of the tears.
Hold on, I'm lost. You've got to walk it back in.
Well, Liz, I put it on God if I'm not losing.
Please, bro.
I swear to fucking God I'm not losing.
No, no, no.
I want to break the camera.
I'm so confident.
There's no fucking chance.
I'm not leaving here.
Hey, bro, I'm so locked in.
You don't even understand.
We're gonna go no chat between rounds, bro.
Dude, but they give me dopamine.
Yeah.
How about you get dopamine from winning?
Two games in a row, bro.
Fuck, man.
I got a key. Do I key now?
I don't know.
Why?
I'm just trying to get it.
I'm trying to get it.
Why would I sit there trying to get it.
I'm out, I'm out.
You did good.
You did good bro.
We'll play right after you guys.
Keep the setup to learning.
This guy thinks he's got a world.
You all just wanna get out of here.
I'm not even gonna need to piss no more.
I'm gonna...
What what what are you getting up?
You remind me of the
The axe dude in cash row
Yeah
Yo chat
You're gonna bet points back on me now's the time
Now's the time
she went on
Hi
We're going against courage JD if I lose against courage JD
I got a warm up try to spend like the next 10 minutes or not
Who the fuck is this guy?
I'm not fucking losing.
It's not happening.
I'm not kidding guys bet all your points I'm dead as serious bet
all of your points no no troll like I'm not kidding I gotta meet the audio I'm
not kidding you guys got to understand I was trolling for content this whole
time like dead ass I was trolling for content
Yo, tend you to get the knife, bro.
Hey, who the fuck?
Yo.
Yo.
You can't get the guys to my channel and not me, bro.
Yo, son, you're not throwing.
It's not happening.
I am too locked for this.
Everybody in this whole place is going to have to be quiet, though, when we play.
No troll.
I need actual quietness.
I'll be right back!
I'll be right back!
I'll be right back!
Look at the chat.
It's fine. It's a warm up for a reason.
Did you check your graphics settings?
It's a warm up for a reason.
Did you check your video settings?
Did you check these?
Yeah, okay.
Yeah...
warm up for a reason
warm up for a reason chat
uh...
uh...
yeah points
bro
i don't understand what you mean three points shut up and fucking watch it
watch a legend
the bantu
by god
the
shrouds banning chat what map do we want to play
what's a good map overpass or what
wanna play mirage their banning mirage how fucking lame
What a bunch of dorks.
No chat, I should never crouch?
Yes or no?
No, you should crouch.
Wait, wait, wait.
What is it?
What are you better at?
Let's play inferno now if you're better if you're better inferno we play inferno. Okay. Oh, no. Oh
No inferno that am I good at inferno or why are you saying GG you guys would say that any time
Who said that
Yeah, I know here and got a mic
Yeah, it's me stable or not I'm live on twitch right now. It's up dude
Wait, wait, what does that just say?
I
Say it again, bro. What'd you say?
You guys you guys have any matter that is
You guys have any matter that is on the steamer now. Yeah
What mean
I think we're looking at
God that shit
God that shit
Oh Chad it's never gonna get old is it
I'm locked.
I'm locked.
Oh, who's watching a tutorial on fucking flashbangs?
Are you fucking serious?
Yo, LUD! Inferno is the easiest map
to use shotgun.
I really used to be in a phase plan what happened to me
Mark 2026.1
I'm doing a 4x 4x low low low low low
Which is the whole quality
My chat was on
Fucking son
What do you think of this car?
I don't know if you know that
Behind
What do you need?
I'm not gonna take that.
This?
Don't fuck with me.
Jump, bro.
I'll reach the left member that.
Okay, I like the civil agenda.
You learned smokes right now?
Yeah, yeah.
I'm such a fucking...
I smoke the fucking room.
Bro.
What am I comparable to you like? What, bro?
two
multi-d is he good?
I don't like that
I'm really gonna hold down his mic this whole time
play it
a lot of counter strikes
spawns their neighbors
so there's a guy named library?
that one
that one
good
good
he's dead
fucking goaded
close it
fucking goaded chat
oh I'm not goaded, I'm a fucking chud
I'm a fucking job
No, bro, it's got this fucking matter daddy going
We ready
I would have to be here. I would have been here. Yeah
Go try out bro. Let wigs of lost cause rise. Need you warm
Ron I'm rooting for you, please win guys. I'm not kidding if you can bet points do it now
Like no troll bet all your points on me right now
Alright Chad now I'm gonna warm up with a deagle this is called good warm-ups bro if you know you know
Oh
Hey, I'm gonna use a D. Go good warm ups
Fine
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hey, turn around real quick.
Turn around.
I just
I just
I'm all
I'm all
got him on
that one down baby
oh that's
that one
that one
that one
me oh
ok
that's fine
don't worry about
that one
alright fuck that
that one
you really good
Probably that one
Yeah, we're ready to start or not?
Yeah, we're going to start.
Chad, it's time.
Next death I'm leaving.
Next death I'm leaving.
We're all jointed up.
What up, y'all?
Next step, I'm leaving.
Make sure to change your names on, uh...
That's Dean.
Do you hear me?
No.
Yeah?
your game's like you know whatever's happening it's good now yeah I time
chat really smooth what do you mean to play Mike what do you play we need at
least one of us being one of us a so you do you want to play beer I'm I could
hold on V okay and I'll play like like pitside or something to try to control
what do you want to play Ronnie I'm not gonna do whatever you want me to do
bro I'm gonna play on inferno cuz um you're gonna hop I feel like playing
Arch is pretty good
Hmm, I mean I could do that I could hop
All right, you'll play arch and then let me see how I play with all but me test out my office guys are pretty
Yeah, I'll tell you I'll tell you how to play me right now
Um, because it's just easier on this
So let me come over here. What you gonna do?
I got better reaction time than anybody in this game look at me look at my screen look at my reaction time
chat ready you're gonna run out could be here and as soon as you're gonna throw a grenade just in this gender
direction you throw right here again like that run okay afterwards I'll throw the first out of a grenade
with you and I'll throw the first Molly the first Molly will be like right here okay so then they
can't push us okay from there we can either like jiggle this and look and see if they're
pushing if they're pushing we back up okay give them the space right here unless we want
to fight it I'll let you know if they're not fighting close then you're gonna smoke deep
so we can get control right here okay we're gonna smoke down there okay that part's very
simple just listen I'll just tell you either we fight walk up and then I'll just tell you
with the smoke I'll always do myself first okay but always run over this thing
and that's eating if we're gonna play site and we're gonna play you tell we're
gonna smoke right here right here like roughly in this area and then one person
play CT do you want to play CT or do you want to play on the side I think it's
right here you'll play site when you play site then from here you'll play like
usually like over here where I'm sitting you had this pillar and you look at this
angle or like this angle a matter matter matter matter a good spot to play
right here is like looking here like like this very here because once they're
walking in they have to look essentially like what's cotton get the
look backside at look here they have to look at these cover angles okay so right
uh yes it's good what you're standing uh it's it's not great it's like it works
but it should be better but like uh my coffin smoke should be better yeah your
coffin smoke should be better if you don't feel like you want to fight them
then you could maybe i'm bleeding out too far maybe i'm maybe i'm smoked off and i'm not
able to help you then you can go put back here where i'm standing right and then
literally you don't need to peek unless you do this leave me you're gonna look
and he clearly but look up here because people like to I'll show you jump up and
look right here so you have to be careful this job yes or they can play here
you know me yeah so like that's the only way you'll realistically dive it back
here because they should not be able to come all the way over here because I was
not a current city standing right here unless it's smoke it's pretty if it's
I'll tell you to do this what you should do same back here
Look at this wall right here and throw a flashbang
I'll flash everyone and I'll run through and help you okay, okay was this cop it's so better or worse
Better oh
It's time oh
My god, oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my gosh
Oh, mid.
Ah.
Don't we rush it.
What are we doing?
Can I flank them?
Hit a little flank, yeah.
Was it left, left, right?
Yeah, left, left, right.
Fuck.
Ah.
Fuck.
That's us right.
Don't mean nothing. Don't mean nothing. We're not my players. It's fun.
I can't open my chat. I'm closing my chat for the rest of the game.
Alright, let's lock.
Alright, where are we going?
I mean, they're gonna do the classic. They're gonna nage Banana.
Give me, uh, give me...
No, I think let's do that mode of smoke this round, okay?
We're gonna go all the way to go...
You have a flash here. They got matter
One's out there
I have bomb I want to play with you guys
Oh my god, okay.
I didn't realize Thanos was there.
Alright, full save.
Oh my god.
Full save.
What?
Um, son.
It's an ASAP pistol, bro.
It means nothing.
Trout, are you better than him?
Oh, for sure.
Thank you.
Oh, dude, no, no, no.
I got a boost for someone
anyone have blast from there? no
OW!
you're gonna be set up, seem scared
OW!
you're gonna be afraid in it
yeah, we should
we're gonna go, we're gonna abuse that
that's gonna be our plan for sure
let's just go back in the lake
I think I should take him in, take him in
stay there, let's not
stay there
no, no, no, come back, let's not feed Jordan kills
let's go, come be, come be
yeah, fuck Jordan
you're welcome
They watch blink I think we should wait you bought me a bomb wait wait let the smoke fade don't peak for like 10 seconds
And then we hit I
Fucking PC's shit in the bed
I pause I pause they already take pause
Okay
Ready being
Once we color
Oh
Just play safe
Right I can hold you I can hold your bike
I'll see what I do.
Stay top triple, stay top triple!
You can blink that, you.
Headshot, Neve!
Big!
One round, bro. That was good.
Gotta check the Ws for that, hold on.
Yeah, that's good Ws right there.
Opening up my overlay and change this my hello and change this shit right there beam right right there. Oh, I
Hope it like three times. Well holding an angle. Yeah
Yeah, that's where we're gonna end up going a lot. I think I use your PC. Good. Love who played there. We did a coast spawn
Dude, they have a really interesting setup they got going on on me
dude I fucking shit on Jordan that's fun I love that that's what we need yeah
Jordan bitch yeah yeah yeah yeah Jordan yeah Jordan yeah Jordan yeah Jordan yeah
oh no shot you like that shot are we back but not Jordan Carter so much he
he's so locked
yeah
I wanna see, I think we should just like
we should have NB
we could do like super
super like late
B hits
exactly what we just did there
we should do like every round
just kinda go spread out, control the map
and then NB
here we saw me guns
we're gonna do, you're gonna go push apps
I'm gonna molly the guy apps
can't push you okay I'll come with it if it hits I'll take one down too oh no no
just use run up and take the very far right stairs okay first shot play here
just honestly play all day with us
I'm gonna go super late, I'm gonna super late.
Tell me he's gotta kill, tell me he's gotta kill, just chill, don't waste guns.
Good ass round bro, good ass round.
You don't have it.
You're good. You're good.
What do we think in here? I'm thinking maybe like a little apartment?
Yeah. I'm gonna scale up same way.
Guys, now I said it too loud.
Go right Ron. Can you with your glock shoot the left window?
When you run up.
Nice. That helped me out.
I missed them all they get.
How much you left?
Did you go it?
Wait one's there, one's there.
I got fucking stuck by it.
They're gonna need it, I'm backing up.
Good kill, let's just play picks.
Yeah, I think we go back B, we go back B.
Just play picks, we have so much time.
Yeah.
Ron, can you stay here?
Yeah.
Can you hold?
Should I hold it up or lower?
I think Bobby's safe for watching up here.
I'm going to smoke.
I'm going to smoke Modo.
I'm going to flash from mid.
I'm going to make no mistake.
You're going to do spawn, okay?
Yeah, I got it.
Flashbang out.
Not yet.
Not yet.
Okay.
It's kind of an obvious.
It's kind of an obvious.
okay it's kind of an obvious it's kind of an obvious be here yeah yeah I run
just look right now me on pop out pop out watch for booze got one nice
hold coffee and I have fun flashing flashing I think they stack day I'm
I'm gonna re-smoke this, I'm gonna re-smoke it.
He's last with CT, I hear him.
Let's go.
That was a good lurk, I'm not gonna lie.
That was a good lurk.
On T is good.
That was a nice lurk, bro.
I'm gonna go gun round.
Yep, yep, yep.
Low key, maybe a fast B.
Like, off the rip.
We don't have to rush it, but like, pressurize it hard.
Uh, yeah.
We fight through, like, if they Molly I'll smoke.
Yep.
I'm gonna have it out.
Why don't you top-net a Molly in car?
Oh, I got them.
Okay.
Fuck.
I'm low as fuck.
I know, I fucked up, I didn't need to.
That's my bad, I'mma sell out.
Okay
Yes, I'm gonna take my you to have to flash I'm probably dead
One more flash right here
or flashing with
One I choose
I'm really low
I'm gonna smoke Arch, we're gonna fly out, okay?
Oh, we're flying out?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we're gonna go in.
Oh, I smoked.
Oh boy.
It's on inside.
You're gonna run through this, okay?
Yeah, you wanna trade guns, Lord?
I'm gonna flash over, I'm flashing over.
Flash over? That's a bad smoke, I'm calling.
I'm done.
And I flashed you?
Well, that for me.
I think he's playing Arch's.
Okay, fly on.
Are we gonna go back?
Right side here. I think we commit fuck it. Yeah, I'm gonna play heaven. I'm playing heaven some law
I'll flash I'll flash
I'm really low
Perhaps just play time line you should go back to bullet you go back to both
there. English flag right here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, keep going. Keep going down. Yeah, hold this, hold this.
I'll give you comms, John. You should just stay there. All right. Walk now, once library. Walk down this
here now. Nice. No, one more. One left, one right. Love you to your left, to your left.
Isn't sure less my time like it's been time
Oh, that's right. I got fucking friends land
Okay, that was a good round. We just got naded off the bat
Don't be a loser dude
I'm not gonna I think we just keep playing picks
I might go on they get like impatient
We're gonna want to retake that they're have full banana control, so we're gonna want to take it back
Give me a little do it
Yeah, you guys you guys set up also. Okay, you guys that falls don't go with it
Give me a second. I can I have bombs. I'd be with you guys. Yeah. Yeah, that's good. That's a good man. Come up man here
I
Could go first this is good. I'm gonna flash you over in a psych, okay?
Once this one here one pit. Hey, he's on site now. I think I hear one pit one bit
One pit one site one pit one site there's three on a there's three on a there's three night
You should keep trying to challenge me. I'm pretty sure there's three on a
Let's kill it chill it. Let's go guys. You guys go quiet. You guys go quiet. Come back.
I'm in smoke right now. You're gonna have to give me a second. Hey you guys just chill you guys.
Just chill. You guys just chill. You guys smoke outside. I got it. I got it. I got it. Just watch this with me.
Yup.
Is that me on? I'm in smoke left again. Yeah go for it go for it. Might be a gap. Might be a gap.
I don't know. Come back you're good. All in good.
I'm watching good side.
You got the bomb?
You got the bomb?
One more, one more.
Nice.
Planning for...
Nice, nice.
Planning for apps.
You should, you should watch right side of here.
That side.
You heard that, you should reshrap.
I'm over there.
I'm over there.
I'm gonna wrap.
out just here just get ready to peek no I'm gonna play here I know how to win
this round what if you don't just speak up my shot I'm just gonna hold it before
I think we would have won that regardless I would have just kept
swinging over and over okay I'm on Molly Kargan their money's low but they're
I just think he's buying dude.
Yeah, well uh, no, Lutz gots one, Lutz, Molly car, okay?
Yeah, I'm gonna give you the car banana, and then Ron, you could just go go apps earlier.
Ah.
Yeah, you don't have to go in apps if you feel like they're close.
Just press, oops.
Oh, they got the V flash.
What you done?
No, no, we're good.
Okay, they had V control of banana this time.
Yeah, we have, we have main control back.
you're just a couple come quick come what's great
he's going fast okay
no hulls
you got that moto snuck blood
oh fuck
take that
watch out
watch it for you
yeah
fuck there's too many
how did that flash hit me
I'm a burger
one's pit one's the right
he's talk spit
I'm still game mode though.
One still pit by the way, I'm pretty sure.
One.
Nice try, lad.
I
Wow
Wow
You're different kid
Wow, come on table Ronaldo type of play
Wow, that's a top predator right there
Yeah, literally wow CS minor oh, I like that strat look at that
Oh
Can't see strategy by yourself
No, what's this go back to that go back to the yellow
Wait, just wait, just wait everyone's in wait
Why do you need my that's good
I think I think he's a cop in
We plan
I
Know
At the end I caught them on guard, but you're by yeah, let me keep by yep
Do you want a K?
I can take whatever
It's whatever you want
We'll go apps
I'll get him.
He's in control, guys.
You ain't back to sight, by the way.
They've already used three smokes.
Yep.
We'll play this round slow if they've already used three smokes.
Just hold for a sec, okay?
apps the forcebox then smoke that's a fork and it won't smoke there's one
okay that's our last one they just used it last mid they're playing bad they're
playing bad playtime playtime we have a lot of time we have a lot of time
apps I think you know or no pick I do think yo can we recruit to whoever
proposed go back towards a B here I'm gonna make a day and then we should make
noise a like it we're executing and then have you two go B
you're just playing arches
you guys walk, uh, smoke this again?
I don't have it
I have it, I have it
I can smoke left side
yep
oh fuck, I missed
no fuck
damn
there's always one on site
Fuck. Dark spot.
Using dark spots to the right, stuck.
Threw out today.
Blast guy in that dark spot to the right.
Oh, I think you got a problem.
Are you using the knife you won against Brovy Bro against me?
Glad you remember it.
Okay, I'm just gonna go AFK.
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay.
Nothing is playing towards arches and he's doing faster thing. No, they just figured out that no one is playing apartments
I think he's doing faster today. They're giving up apartments. I think what you should do one person
I think maybe run run can you play mid and then walk walk through first arches and thank them towards me when we go
When we go for the year, so where should I play? Let's play back. Okay, play back. Just play back
But come with us. Yep
You're pushing the bananas about video
I'm not gonna lie, I feel like one was gonna play closer.
Yeah, we're gonna clear banana together and then, what's it called, you're gonna go
to the mid.
Wow.
Yeah, see that corner in mid?
Like, the left side, you can honestly play there.
Got that.
Tell me what's that spot on the smoke.
Like, look here, I don't even think they're playing it.
Kind of smoke.
No, they're not.
They're not.
They're playing far away.
scare us you just push your bond soldiers first smoke they use a double
Molly I'm gonna smoke left side and you go you go what's it called late
you guys got to come out
I didn't want this one, ready?
yeah, flashing, how'd you do?
I did affect this together, what?
Molly
I'll push out
I'm trying to smoke shield
I'm sure
Give me time
Give me time
What is Kerz's fat ass doing?
One on me
I'm going
I think I'm going
One is great
One could be coffin
I'm setting it down
Oh, that's like it's gone
Yeah
Yeah.
Nice shot.
Nice shot, nice shot.
How curses is lurking, cause he's a useless flyer, so we gotta figure out that.
I feel like I just blast through this fraudulent smoke video.
The first smoke? If you do it, then run with the smoke in your hand.
We can smoke through the molly.
And run through the molly?
Maybe buy SMG, buy SMGs, and run up.
Running banana?
Yeah, like so CT, I'll talk to Molly.
Like straight through it?
Yeah, one through straight banana.
I thought I'd have to smoke and take me somewhere.
No, fine, sorry, sorry.
I'm gonna go outside.
I'm gonna go outside.
I'm gonna go outside.
I'm gonna go outside.
Did I get it?
Oh, it's still there.
Not good.
I see.
That's not good at all.
I'm gonna go outside.
Okay, so I'm in.
We don't have to commit if you don't want to.
Yeah, probably gonna go back.
Maybe we just hold.
Wait for smoke and then me kill
I'm gonna give bomb
Hit him
I hit him hard
Do you have another smoke?
Ah no
These on boost I see is fucking shadow
Hold my CT, hold my CT
all one's been on him
they on swing?
that's not letting him in, but fuck
play off, yeah, um, yeah
don't peek, Ron, don't peek, just slam now
now go, now get down, get down
guys, he's lit, you can play top, play top
he's got a nice guy
oh fuck, man
holy fucking madder, daddy
how about that mic?
uh... you by me
by an ace by smoke everything
trying to land you go like i've referred to me
i might push a half here
i'll give you a thing
get fast control
they're also spam halls that might run up
if they're pushing you there should be a head
I'm going fast here.
Okay come on false, come on false.
There we go, we're smoked off.
I thought that was bad.
Buckety buckety dropped.
One site, one site, one drop.
I'm sold.
We're smoked.
No fucking way!
Nothing's hit hard
I gotta stop I gotta stop crouching. Oh my god, I mean
Yeah
Just a fucking fart
All good time for me to ace now
I'm gonna play apartments. Yeah, you want to do at least yeah, you buy Molly instead. Yeah, you want to Molly? Yeah, she
Yeah
Don't they want to be the Molly run
Excuse me
Is that a fire and ice
We're gonna find a guy sit here
Might be an apartment side of the bush.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's looking like it for sure.
One back up. One back up. Shroud.
Yeah.
Nice.
One in Pormas.
Oh.
Boiler, he was Boiler. He went mid.
Come back B. Watch your left. Watch your left, Miam.
B, B, Claude, B, spawn.
I need this guy
They're gonna make it. They're gonna. They're gonna. They jumped up. They jumped up. They're gonna go apps. Well, yeah
Other one apps other one ass, but together
Yeah, walk up together walk up together
Nice
Hey, dude. Hey man. Come on. That was good stuff, dude. Wow
Wow! Maybe he's not useless!
I'm kidding dude, I'm kidding! Good vibes dude!
That's okay, make sure to throw your frag grenade first
If I don't modeling you're fine. Oh my god, you're smoke
All right, okay here, okay here. All right, you're good. Just hold the smoke
Nice, Rob. Oh, he's me he's mexico
Get him. Please tell me now. I didn't please tell me that's still the calm. Yeah, it is. Okay, man. I just didn't know
Here, go wide and hold that, Ludd. That whole thing, that whole lane, all the way across the...
Me howl.
Yeah, like that, hold that, hold that whole thing.
Just sit there.
Here, he's a, he's all, guys.
All mid?
He's gonna, he's all mid.
Fuck, he's good. I should have backed off.
Please do not let him.
He has a shotgun, he has a shotgun, and a deagle.
Oh yeah, Shroud, play back.
Please.
Why am I telling Shroud how to play?
God, that was a mistake of me, Shroud.
I'll never do that again.
That's okay, it was the right call, it was the right call.
I mean, yeah, nice.
Right first, right first.
Oh, wait, should I just, should I just save and just keep playing it?
I mean, if I smoke, yeah, if I smoke, I get rid of it then.
I don't have enough room.
I mean, go for that peek, go for that peek, go for that peek, that's why I'm only for me.
That's good.
He lowkey knows how to counter me.
Let me find it, just fucking kill him.
Yeah, I'll kill him, fuck it, right first, right first.
Literally just peek this and I'll just respite.
Okay, don't throw anything else.
Okay.
I'll be right going now.
Three, two, one.
Nice. They're playing. Don't play. Don't play there. Don't play arch.
Give me, give me, give me, give me more. I tagged him. I think I just tagged him.
I could be wrong. I think he's going to try to push up on me.
He burned. He burned. One took a lot of damage, man. I'm going to boost you up right here.
Come here. Come here. Come here.
Playing down smoke.
Give me smoke. Oh shit. Walking up apps right now.
We got a batch.
the day they say I'm in control me so large careful carry back see right there
see right there in that corner in that corner right in that corner okay
they're gonna push me shroud
I just got my control we might need a rotate I mean I'm walk back walkers
walkers them
they're gonna push something all at once they're not up yeah they're not up yet
I'll be there.
Stay inside.
Just spam me.
Just press on forch.
I
Look at me now rotating a
One talk, what's up, I'm leaving you learn. Oh
Somebody so somebody I'm coming back to be it's interesting
Yep, still to still to
They're coming out
I'm a clock.
No, he's so low.
Take out, take out, take out.
That's good. We can buy now. Why not?
Alright, but Sid, you won't need it all.
that's good we could buy now why not all right but so you won't be off if you
want to be the time I said buy light armor that I don't enough do it do it
you don't even have to overextend if you don't want to buy some more
okay we're gonna play we're gonna play on the site together came we're gonna put
back here
You get those you could do the
No way that means
I'm a fucking burger
Arch is all the way over here right yep
I had to clean this quarter right there I sold
They smoked off my side.
They're coming B.
They're gonna let you hit somewhere.
Just stay holding that run because your rotate doesn't really matter too much to them anyway.
I'm gonna play super far back if I need to save
I play with you guys I mean I'm 16 HP
Yeah, yeah, definitely.
3B2.
Hang down the smoke.
Oh, he's gonna wait for smoke.
Wait for smoke, wait for smoke, actually, uh,
just go with him, go with him.
They re-smoke it.
One, one in right side, close right.
Start one, start one.
Okay.
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Sled bang.
No, I'm a fucking burger!
Oh my God.
I'm a fucking burger!
No, no, no, no, I should've missed that!
I'm a fucking burger!
I'll get it. I'll get it. Yeah. Oh my days. I got panicked after I heard the flash. I was like, uh,
I think we do three. I think we do be
Yeah, I'm gonna boost you here. I'll swap you.
No, no, no, I'll boost you because I let you down. I let you down.
All right, when you when you try to get on the couch jump crouch. Yep.
I
Might go right here. Oh, they're that big looks like a maybe sound like one took past mid
Yeah, they're gonna play up on my back up will you keep it with me? I don't know
Yeah, you just wait the smoke will go and then you should over it they're gonna
hundreds and bush this in one lane just worry about behind me I'm trying to watch
this yeah that's good
I wrote that to you 100% maybe yeah you smoke lots of you too bro they don't
fucking ever you give you a person here
that's fine
wait there's no time to try to get kills
fuck that's so many grenades
Hold it if you hold men one of them is guaranteed to swing you so you know
If you if you go be the Molly towards the Molly quad, which is the back of the very back thing
So you should be careful. I'm gonna play golf
One person go back
Well names names names are dead, please be I
Croucher can they see me to me?
Uh, no. Yes, yes, yes. Unless you're looking down.
I'll play her too.
Alright, I'm gonna send back a bug.
You wanna play back? Or you wanna play back?
Put the shotgun.
Right here?
Yeah, a lot of stuff so it's B.
You smoke it? There's smoke.
I have no more smokes. I should have fucking bought.
There's smoking A.
Laying down smoke.
A-30B. There's one.
I think he threw it from far.
Down.
Brian, you should go site.
I'm out.
I think they're fucking gonna play hey, let's just wait
Well, they're coming
I'll tell you what a swing let I'll tell you one
They might not come here anymore
Another comment I think
Nice, good job.
Nice, good job.
Hold, hold, hold.
They can't point, they can't point, they can't point.
Let's go, let's go.
Nice, good job.
I got it.
You guys scared? What's going on?
Hello.
Hello, hello, hello, hello.
Okay.
Oh, okay.
That's weird.
I don't know.
Do you guys want me staying on B or going back to A?
I think we need, I'm gonna get off B this round,
and then you guys just hold that together.
All right.
Where do I go?
I think Ron, Ron and what's it called, Neil.
I think you guys, I think your shotgun
is not gonna be that good on B, love.
Okay.
You wanna go back to Aps or sell it and go on M4?
I think if you go M4, yeah, you should go M4.
Where should I go?
That's your rifle.
That's gonna be again? Yeah, you should go B.
Me and Ron.
Do I do the deep smoke or hold my smoke?
You should play A with us.
I'll play A with you guys, okay?
Yeah.
Are they op-ing at all? I don't think so.
They haven't been, but they're good.
Quite early in A department, Saris.
They go ult a lot.
Yep, up mid, maybe? I'm up in dead.
Oh, good tree.
Oh, 1HP, 1HP.
Should I go back there? Should I come back there?
They might rush it, they might rush it now, yeah.
They want orchestral, they want orchestral.
Watch out for orchestral.
There's a lot of orchestral, a lot of orchestral.
Smoke!
You can hit them.
1, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2.
It's dead.
In the smoke, in the smoke, in the smoke.
He's dead.
Nice.
I don't mind.
Lots to say, lots to say, lots to say.
One's close, right?
And then one's deep.
Yeah, they're in that box.
You can smoke deep, smoke deep.
Smoke deep here.
Yeah, yeah.
You have flash.
It's OK.
Oh, my god, he's holding it up.
I should have flashed off.
He's just holding it.
He should go maybe save.
I'm probably shit chill. I'm gonna hold probably all day
I'm just gonna lead B for the stars around and then move
I don't have you to by the way
I think one's- you don't need to smoke yet, I think we're in the same apartment.
Nice rotator now.
There's two in the apartment right now, I don't know if they're okay now.
You can smoke it now man.
Smoke.
Oh they're making- they flashed V.
Thank you.
So, can we start?
I'm just gonna do a rush by again be
I see.
So good.
Flash.
They're flying at all.
They're flying at all.
Nice.
Should I come back?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Stay back to me.
Just stay alive.
They have 19 seconds.
Think, think, think.
Default.
He's one HP inside, I think.
Oh, that's back to the left.
Come here, Bootsy.
Right here.
Crouch.
Crouch and then uncrouch when I get to tell you to.
Uncrouch.
if you have anything you have to try to go through
I've got nothing I've got nothing I have one flashbang hold on
oh I thought he was in smoke
behind box fuck I thought he was in smoke
I mean I would have died there regardless fuck we got the same player too now
Hmm, I think we're half fire so I'm gonna buy a half fire and then buy like something you can buy next
I'm gonna go apartments with a nova
I'm gonna try to do something towards that guy
I'm gonna get really spooky, hold on
Yeah, we're crossing this
You know who I am?
Yeah, I'm gonna smoke him
If you get to this one.
Through the smoke.
It's on.
I'm dead.
I got one.
I
See a lot of love
I'm gonna swing through the smoke a little in a bit
I'm gonna flash, I'm gonna flash if you want to peek, get to me, get it?
No one.
Okay, oh they're re-smoking, re-smoking.
I smoked it, I smoked it, you're good.
Walk up, walk up, walk up, walk up, walk up.
I'm blind.
Are they committed to it or are they?
No, they're leaving, leaving, leaving.
Going, going, going, going, going.
Yeah, I'm on site.
Ludd, we need a big play here, Ludd.
Deploy flashbang.
Nice kill.
You're fine.
Oh!
Oh, my God, Ludd!
That was, that was magnificent.
I got you trying to get the, yeah.
Wow.
Wait, rare W.
Ha, actually like that one, that was a good one.
Basically, she was basically saying that like...
Alright, lock in, shall we roll down?
Uh, Mike, can you play Beagle quick?
You guys two play A, Mike, you two play A, Mike, go play.
Can you boost me? Can you boost me on the corner so I can see what's the thing?
They Molly the car, I'm gonna try to see if I can hop kill.
Sure, if you open it Molly first or no?
Uh, probably, yeah.
Ah!
I'm blind, I can't see.
Oh!
I don't know.
No, I can't see.
No way, they do.
Oh my god.
I do flashbangs in a fucking fight too, fuck.
We should save, now play for 12.
Yeah, but-
Back off, back off.
Okay.
You got nothing maybe? Cause I had three flashbangs?
I'm an MP7 though, kinda sucks.
and
it just ran it down
yeah
you want to crack my kite young, if you don't die
I'm not going to lie I think they're going to do the exact same thing
I don't know that works. Yeah, I need I don't got money
No good, I don't need you to you good
I'm gonna play pit. Okay, I'm not very good at playing B
I'm gonna go my bottom now
They tried to do a little bit of a mid control but...
One's up B.
Up, up.
He's a banana, he's a banana.
Let me, let me smoke more.
They smoked arch.
They could walk up land.
your nades the mere nades
i think there's second b can someone come
mark i'm back
they need one one twerk
You can hold Arch, run.
I could flash, I could spam Flash's water if you guys need it.
Yep.
Same flash like how? How is he gonna blind me?
No, no, no, no.
I got a smoke coming in, okay?
They're committing.
Probably committing.
Yeah.
Yeah, play back, I'm gonna play back, I'm gonna play back, I'm gonna wait.
one spit
oh
you need to go right side here
give a flash to me
that
how am I in the fucking moment
alright one spit still
One's on the house as well.
No time.
No!
No!
Oh my god, we go again, right?
Please tell me, please tell me we go again.
bro chat you guys act like I'm playing bad bro I don't think you played bad I
think you played good I missed one off shot bro we play again right we got to
think of this we got a road this is this is bad I'm going straight back in
I'm going again, bro. I'm going again. I'm not I'm not I'm not slowing down fat. You can't stop me
Your facts your facts your facts your facts I didn't lose to you, bro. I lost to nothing I
Did not lose to you. I did not lose to you
fucking sunion bro
oh my fucking god i'm a washed gamer
i'm a washed fucking gamer
Oh my god, I can't go out like this
No, I'm not going out like this
Wait, we don't get a tiebreaker
No, we're the only ones left
What game is that?
Wait are we out?
Um...
I see you.
I feel like we're out.
No we're not.
Wait no we're not.
No we're not.
Wait statistically I'm trying to think.
No we're not bro there's no way.
Wait statistically I'm trying to think.
There's no way.
No don't say it bro.
No don't say it bro.
No, don't say it bro
Nothing's seen
Yo, what yo does it matter if we win does it matter if we win is even a time breaker
And a block, you guys are 1-1, right?
Yeah, so we win this match, and then they win the last match.
It's three teams, five and one, two, we can move on.
But what if they lose?
All right.
We need to go first.
So what we're going to do right now is we have to wait and see.
We'll play after us.
Make sure it's plus, and then it's a four on it versus two on nothing.
And if you do nothing for those, then three teams,
three team win, and nothing on it.
I'm not even the four, bro, I'm a diarrhea.
And then we have to go to one time.
I can't vlog out every now and then.
You need to.
We can still win.
We can still win.
We can still win.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Yeah.
We'll hang on.
I got it.
No, bro.
Chad, no.
So we have to win this game and then nothing
has to win this game, essentially.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
chat what am I gonna do bro
that's fair
what am I man
you can't record anymore
can you upload them and then delete them
like what even am I
yo I deadass gotta get a real job
yo
I can't believe this
I'm not kidding bro. I have to rig a tournament for myself. This is for
No, I'm not gonna lie, bro. I'm not leaving this lobby unless I win a deathmatch. I need to try hard
Are you very single please?
Of course, bro
I'm gonna fucking freak out bro.
I can't go out like this. I can't go out like this, bro. I won't allow myself
My dead ass won't allow myself to growl again, I did it
Yeah.
Yeah.
Dude.
Dude.
Yeah, bro.
I actually...
I'm...
I want this too badly, bro.
Hey, bro.
I don't know, bro.
Like, I...
I don't know.
Like, I don't know.
Am I playing bad?
Like...
I'm playing exactly what I'm supposed to be.
I'm supposed to be third on the leaderboard, bro.
me and fucking shroud are way better than me
is no way
no to me bro i can't go home on the loss of my beginning
Lose this game?
I don't know if I'm gonna break in.
Oh, there's no way we're gonna lose, right?
Yeah, exactly, so...
We're chillin'.
My god.
I don't even want to be alive no more, bro.
This nickname that they have on me is not even good.
Oh my god even Benjamin's not on my side
He's a what bro I'm I can't do this bro I can't go out like this bro
The courage JD I'm not going out like this bro
Oh
Do we do our bands
Bro fuck a coin flip we haven't won a single match
You're doing fuck deline from here, right?
I see it's in the Google, Google photos too, that's fine, it's okay, I'll just, I'm not even
reading chat no more, it's just Suns, Kekwas, LOLWs whatever the fuck, like this isn't even
real chat no more bro not stable ronaldo do you think that's like creative you
don't think people fucking said this before
yeah so
i need food bro i'm dead i need food
Bro, I'm the only one warming up right now, bro. I'm the only one who wants this.
Woo!
One map?
Mirage?
Sonyan!
There's zero chance I lose a fucking Mirage. That's all your points on me right now.
Met all your points on me right now. There's zero chance I lose a mirage.
I just saw someone say fuck no, and then he proceeded to use a laughing emoji from the iPhone.
Yo ladies, bro make sure the backpacks ready, bro. If something happens have it pre-ready, bro
Not going out like this
Not going out like this
I need to kiss a wall, bro
that's great
aww
this is not bad
big big
big big
oh shi-
yeah
yeah
thank you
please
take it
take it
oh
thank you
Oh thank you, thank you, thank you
I won!
I won!
Oh my god
That is ridiculous!
That's just like, it's like a hauler!
Oh my god!
out like this no drill I'm just a fucking I'm a fry brother that's why I'm I'm
just fries bro I'm just maybe I'm too warm up right now maybe I need to leave
for a little bit maybe I'm too warmed up I need a cool down
I'm uncomfortable
fuck is wrong with this dude
Are you just repeating what's nice?
You know what I mean?
This guy in my lobby is talking.
You're Ludwig, I need you to pin.
I did my job last game, I can't tell you.
What is my pin?
What's your pin?
It's scientifically proven if you open cases it reduces stress.
True.
I don't even want to open case I
Won my death match dude, let's go
Wait check check and you've seen my screen I know or no, maybe I'll buy
but you can't see me buying cases can you joining server
I can't see you know
waiting for confirmation via steam authenticator
son in
alright I have enough money for one fucking case
That was that funny are we fucking that ass and I get a fucking Mac 10
You have one more try.
You have one more try around to prove the worlds that you're the best player.
One try to prove that you're the best.
Don't let anyone tell you you can when you can.
You're the chosen player of this game.
Never gonna lose.
Well that's y'all.
Ron, were you like this whenever you won your FNCS?
Always butt naked.
What?
I was playing on a 1050 Ti with a 60 Hertz monitor.
Was it online?
Yeah.
I do want to say I don't want to jinx it but this is my map
I got connector smoke for me. I got window smoke. I got cat smoke for me. Oh
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
If you want any of them, you just call it
You smoke at I can smoke I can smoke and the dude who said are we doing good, please?
Every single smoke
Every single smoke bro. It's hot right good shot
We go to the finals, we just have to win this, and then we have to hope that nothing CS wins their final game, which we're the best team here, so we have a common trend.
We lost 9, we lost game.
So sweat out the knife.
I'm flying bro.
Low key.
There we go, Ron.
There we go, Ron.
Yep.
Timmy, where are you at right now?
I'm in the spawn.
Hey, Ron, are you a offer?
I don't know what I am anymore.
My teammate is Lasso.
Timmy, check stairs, man.
Yep, watching.
Check stairs, y'all.
Timmy, I think you're a better offer.
Yeah.
I hope I'm a better offer.
Oh, fuck is that supposed to mean?
I play the game.
You're muted, Mike.
Outta here.
Oh. Hello?
Yeah.
Good call.
Proud I got to smoke every site, every mid-spot.
Okay.
Whatever you need to call.
Hit back.
Let me know if you guys need any waters.
I'll get one, I'll get one.
Oh, no, bro.
It's okay, Ludwig.
Trust me, I can smoke them all too.
My man.
The thing is, it's not what you do that.
It's not what I do.
Win the fight, win the game.
Okay.
Wait, sit back there, sit back there.
I'm gonna, I'll flank off, I'll flank off.
Okay.
What the?
my fucking gods
how did you just research we just have to restart
get it back for that it'll
oh no no no no no no no I was
no no no
stop it
where are you at
wait wait tell me to restart look they're saying wait they're saying wait
restart restart restart
we can hear Ludwig here as day
wait for me
wait restart the map restart the map
yeah get up get up get up
get it?
yeah get it
how old are they?
how old are they?
it's best we kill them
it's best we kill them and then we can just say we should restart, no?
I think it's afk, let me just go afk
I'm gonna unplug my mouse and see if it's not working, hold on
oh I can get that
yo my mouse is not working
my mouse is broken, can we restart this one?
No, I'm serious.
Do you hear me?
Yeah, what up?
What up?
How's it going?
How's it going?
Oh, I got to restart this map real quick.
Wait.
Technically speaking, guys.
Okay.
That's good that we have to restart.
Okay.
That's good.
speaking guys okay that's good that we three start okay that's good good thank
god fire and ice it's so rare all right lock it lock it lock it
well what done oh my mouth is broken oh it starts 50 seconds check CT right now
I'll check CT right now
We gotta hit jungle, jungle's the good one
Yeah, hit jungle, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Let's see it, let's see it
Hey, it says we won the knife
No, they won the knife
What?
That's a win for them, no matter what?
Back
I mean, that's bench, that's bench, but that works
Oh, that would be, that would be bench, yeah, yeah, jungle would be this
Okay, I only got bench stairs in CT
I'm not gonna make friends no more
Friends no more.
Hot it.
I got Bansh.
I got Bansh.
You do the B hop through the window.
And I do the B hop.
Early, like inconsistently.
I am doing it, this is hard.
It's hard, I actually are.
Yo, I need this bro.
Then clutch on bro, like what do you want?
Yo shut your ass up bro.
I'm tired of you spamming voice lines. I'm tired of you using a shotgun
That's what's changed
Actually, I feel like you should use it before I feel like you're good enough to use them for I just think the shotgun fuck
It's it's good sometimes, but you know what? Yeah, yeah
The econ also is good
Yeah, everyone rejoin. It's okay if I leak the code. Is it bad if I leaked IP?
Oh my god, I didn't leak it, don't worry.
This fucking...
Let's do this shit, y'all.
Can I alert everybody to the bottom left of the screen real quick?
What the fuck up?
If you get a knife right here...
Oh, wouldn't it just hit though?
Fine, the next case.
That's my flicks, hold on.
Oh my god.
Hard.
Ah.
Oh, that's funny.
There I got the second one, I got the second one.
Let me know where this smoke goes, y'all.
Oh, but it's easier from this way, I think it's so hard, but you do
That's it
I don't know if you're ever gonna hit this one
Let me know which one which one which one the window window be hop
In a window be hop real quick
Oh, I could do that
You get through I see yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. That's not that's not a that's that's about my favorite
Yeah, it's really hard. I can't wait. What do you do?
Get the jump crouch into it and then be spam be hop
You'll get through it. He's that oil. Oh my god. You go through each other. Oh, I did it
Oh, there you go
Cheers
An FNCS champion I gotta start acting like it you gotta get in deep, you know, I mean it's a perfect crowd
Oh
There we go
Come on three right now
there you go that's it that was it you have to kind of slow scroll
you good?
yeah
oh wait a minute
I think it's only when I yell
no matter
but I don't usually yell mid game I'm just yelling now
I can keep my ass shut up
what are we warming up for man?
There we go. Hey, if you see me hit this and we win the round
This really even help
Yeah, if they have jungle and then they're on the opposite side and you hit this
You go through you be hopped kill a guy up. Dude. If you did that
But the you you look so cool. Let me try to hit it
Can you even do with a gun out or not? Yeah
if it's more the other way because I got that you know from this side is there
people out of that can do that every time
CS2 I don't know CS go for sure
is it that big of a difference yeah CS2 movement is really weird
do people like CS no more CS still
I would say go actually
Damn did they ruin this game?
They're making some frog
I thought the only difference was really like colors
He's not dead ass.
That's what I want to see in the top right track.
Every round.
Are you ready?
Yeah, we're ready.
the
all men
on please
each other this round
I'm going to go
yeah yeah yeah
I think you hit rod back
no no no no no
I beat this bro
the young turned around
I thought it was bad
I thought it was bad
I'm hiding under
I'll flank I'll flank you guys go over there
Oh
That one nice
Nice to be one
The ones one right click like like
Oh my god we needed that.
That means we've won the game.
Yeah.
Where y'all want me?
Timmy, you want your doolies?
I'm going in.
You want them in scenery?
Give me a play.
Give me a play.
give me a flash smoke actually low-key I like playing like B hold the cat yeah
yeah yeah yeah they're like when you hold cat do you play on site no you play
you fight off we've heard fight off mid a lot you're gonna fight off cat in a
I can play either tucked B somewhere like backside or jiggling apartments or
or do that and then me on you play a safe B if you if you I mean the easy way to do
it run is start from the very left side of the car and then when you're at like
the middle like run right and when you have the middle jump so they barely see
your head. If you don't want to jump too early because if you jump too early then the guy
can kill you. Yeah and then you kind of just keep feeding.
Oh you have the truck right?
Yeah the truck essentially yeah. So you start the very left of the wall by the truck.
And then you run.
And then you run.
This is why we see us boys come on.
Let's go.
Okay.
This is why we see us.
So Shraad you told me to peek mid every time through cat.
Yeah well not every time but you peek it.
So Shraad.
Rebaid.
Shraad been swinging that.
Yeah, you could you get a little aggressive mother
They're playing up
Wow
Well, I can't believe we did that we did that that was good stuff from us. That's good stuff
Oh, that's us be by the way. Don't be
You're doing great. I
Was not even nervous for a second with their help. Oh
Three of us. We're playing good, bro
I'm a hugged farmer's with a shotgun this time I have a kit I have a kit this round me and by a kit
Yep, I'm probably gonna rush
My baby here
There's someone watching a cat?
Not quite.
Okay, I should watch Cat then.
No one mid.
The plane's down.
Watch your A. I could under.
On me.
On me.
One on B. I just got head shot and I'm probably dead.
Back up, back up, back up.
hold it, hold it
walk up, walk up, bud
done
I did it
yeah
one of the paps, apps, apps, apps
one down, last one
yeah, how did I just get head shoted when I peeked for half a second
You jumped too early. You should jump while walking right
Not by her. Oh, yeah, I buy her. Yeah, yeah, oh my yeah
Up in bed
Molly that a ramp
and they play like underbounce or something
that's right
alright let me take care you play
mid
it'll be rush, oh shit
try to be as easy as you like, don't let him
yeah, this guy is lit though
fuck
close one, close one
oh no, van, van
I don't know.
Oh.
Rainbow.
Aero Super Lit van.
He's benched now.
He's on seat bench.
Nice.
Good setup.
I like that, yeah.
Write that down, write that down.
We're broke.
We are broke.
I think Mike, you should try to run up cat and then go play on a close smoke.
they smoke the cat
i'll try to watch you
under window
watch your jungle
Yeah, fill in window.
Nice.
Last jungle.
Two go cat.
More, more, more.
Fuck.
I
Didn't know he was out
I'll I'll just ignore the chat bro
I wish I
You're gonna go a or B
Yeah, you can go off the map.
I'm back.
Actually, just hold B.
I'm back.
I'm back.
Me up on B, you go.
Smoke, man.
You go up to the mine.
Yeah.
Quieted, man.
Yeah, that's much better.
Let's see it much over here.
Couple utility.
Come here, come here, I think.
Monday
We did that oh, wow yo yo guys, it's alright man. We just come on. Let's keep going. Yeah, I'm a swap back to be
Ludwig's all over the map.
I mean, I like to know where my spawn is.
Exactly, yeah, exactly.
You could play every site. You could play every site.
Hey, change it up window.
Don't play one spot. Don't play one spot.
They messed up all my smokes.
That's a good pile of smokes.
You want to delay it by a couple, you know?
Wait, what?
Delay that smoke next time like three seconds,
because they can't be up that fast.
I hear him D. Yep. I can't see.
I don't know.
Is that me?
I'm just a fucking over.
one's got a flank one should be banned me up to your right
he has a kill for sure
hold it nice nice
nice good walking
wow i hit three players so i didn't even play that bad there yeah yeah
I mean chat I did do damage
Maybe I'm an up maybe I'm an off player
Maybe that's what I needed
Mids
They always smoke window so should I just play connector here actually peek the window
I'm gonna try to block the smoke. Let's see if I can do it. No way
I'm running.
Speak the window.
Okay, they're not smoking it.
They might be low enough.
You can smoke it now, Mia.
Okay, Pop.
I'm all under.
Con's open right now.
B site, they smoke B.
I come.
I'm gonna flash in front of you while I get the scope.
We're good, we're good. I think it's fake.
I don't know.
I missed the window on purpose.
Hold on.
Just stay there a little bit for your game.
Oh, wow. One's pallet.
They're gonna head up.
One's mid. One's mid.
No, he's on site.
One's on one HP. On site.
I don't want to just push and die with the AWP, so...
Actually, I don't know what they have on me.
We can come in first.
That was a little one-to-one, half HP.
I'm gonna push the CT, maybe.
David, smoke for it.
Yeah, smoke out.
Fire, fire, fire, fire.
Fire, dude.
That was fire, fire, fire.
Go right, go right, go right.
Yep.
You got time, you got a get.
Easy.
Just push him, push him, push him, push him.
Fuck.
Diversion.
They're flashing me heavy on cat.
One ramp, one ramp, out ramp.
One more connector.
Lots of men flashing.
Yeah, yeah, flashing.
Guys, guys, guys, guys.
Under, under, under.
Got him.
Where's that?
Man, maybe I'm a T-side player.
Don't worry, you're fine.
Our arrows got zero kills, bro.
thinking you're overthinking I mean two kills bro you're not thinking enough I
don't know who's this awesome guy why is he carrying so hard
I think they're fake outside, they might rush to me.
How about a 10-day body back here?
It's fine.
They just keep jumping at me like that.
One more.
Oh.
There's a guy there, he's going to be...
I missed my H.
I missed my H
Think one
There's a guy next to me
Just hold, let's be
They're in the smoke right now
All of them are
Two, two, two
They could all back there
I think one's going tons
Like lower
Yeah, I'm holding tons
I can flash you into me you want me to do that was a good calm by me that was a good
calm that was a good calm that was a great calm by stable W com stable
yeah bring it on go ahead yeah exactly exactly I knew I knew I needed
I might out here again. Can you Molly the a bet?
No, no, no doing about it off the wall. Okay further up smoke it
Keep mollying underpass, Rod.
Yep.
Sorry, fire!
You smoke Palace again, anybody?
Yeah, I can, I can.
You're doing smoke!
One Palace. Might come out, might come out.
Flashing.
Rod, I'm gonna play here, yo.
There's one guy, there's one guy, there's one guy, no, there's one guy, it's one guy.
One's mid, Rod! One's mid.
Okay
On contract on the window
That's just a shot. Yep. Flash it free to him
Was it quite sure where the flash was going, but I should have stayed I said go away
Yeah, I sucked in the
I know how to play now y'all I was trolling the whole time y'all ready
I've been ready. Yeah. Don't go man. Yeah.
Free. I was with me.
Oh, shit. I'm not watching man. I'm not watching man. No more, I'm not watching
one more
What am I doing right?
I'm going back me you know it we won this one y'all I'm confident
I'll molly you're up first
They've smoked me, I can't watch it
Molly
Molly
I smoked him off, it was a um
You shoulda off sandwich
I don't think it's a lot of A
One top mid, it's one
watch above watch above
it could be open at apps
you don't want anyone watching me
no no sorry sorry sorry I got it I got it
one's still here
one's mid, top mid
I'm gonna go for a peek or like flash for you. Yeah, let me know ready
I just moved one more ready. Yeah
He's flashed me back
Nice meal
That's one day that's one day why did I do that sorry I'm throwing where was he?
Oh my god, finally I did something!
You're on your hands!
Good shoot, baby!
Holy fuck, man.
I was panicking for a little there.
Tell me where you want the smokes, boys!
You got a window on plumb?
Yeah.
Well, now that's fine, I have to line up.
Right here, right here.
Huh?
I shat-I shat-I shat-I shat in my-I don't think that's it.
I'll just shoot my lineup, bro.
Yeah.
I'll smoke mid window, I got you.
where we head in here boys
we're in a fly up cat ok wait for the smoke
if i miss i'll kill myself
ok run up run up run up go cat go cat go cat go cat
there's one more there
I'm going to flash more, can we fight it? Ready? Go to the door, ready? Flash it now.
Fight it. I'm pretty sure I heard him.
That is, that's nice, that was us, yeah.
All right.
This is probably just gonna hold,
just cause they're gonna-
Let me smoke, let me smoke, I'm gonna smoke mid.
You smoke there, you want me to smoke connector?
Can you hold Palace, can you go Palace and hold me?
Can you smoke, give me Palace and hold me?
I said, let me smoke.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But you want me to go Palace?
You want me to go Mid-Winter, yeah?
I only know, I only know, okay.
Just hold Palace, and then Ron, hold the ramp.
I'm smoking connector, it's gonna hit late.
Going mid with them, one.
Yeah, we're gonna grab them.
We got a smoke coming in on that.
I think they've gone for an upper B peak, okay.
Yeah, they've gone for an upper B peak, okay.
They forced by the way, forced.
That's not good.
I don't have a pistol.
I'm trying to be through uh, no, let's go be a fine a fine. Okay. It's fine
I work it or no I cleared cat
He can in a sec let us be calm. Okay. Once you once you once we peak on you get people
He was into Mike. Yeah, I'm all I jungle
Okay, he cramp in a sec, okay
He cramped one default one default
He cramped the print
I got one down, I got one down.
Oh you got it? You got it?
Yeah I got it, I got it in sis.
Where are we going?
Ummm, the unhold there ramp.
Us three are gonna go mid.
We're not gonna like fly mid, we're just gonna control it for a sec.
You guys want to go connector?
Yeah, go connector.
Flashbang it!
Run in mid, run in mid, run in mid, mid.
Flash is from mid, running up mid.
I'm laying it, I'm laying it, keep running.
I'm peeking, I'm peeking, I'm peeking.
I'm peeking, I'm peeking.
I'm trying to get out.
Yep.
One cat, one cat, one cat.
Yep.
I didn't realize, nice.
Conden, Conden.
There's one more.
I hear him.
He broke windowed, broke windowed.
Oh, he jumped across.
He's juggled, he jumped across.
One juggled, one serious.
One juggled, one serious.
Just keep fighting, just keep fighting.
All day, all day, all day.
Nice, nice, nice.
We have A, we have A, we have four.
Yeah, yeah, I'm coming.
Keep holding.
Watch your CT
Last one should be jungle
Should be jungle
No, no, no, short, short, short
Or cat
I'm on connector
I'm on connector, uh, Miang
Slight across
And...
It's really close to you, Miang
Really close to you
That's a Molly
That's okay, that's okay
Just re-press that after you're Molly
Yeah, yeah
Boom
I'm gonna just hold it
Uh, he has your jungle, Miang
You don't have to late, jungle
Yeah, just hold your gun, I have your jungle
Okay
We did it y'all!
So do we play again now Boob?
He's here.
Me on, me on, can you look right here at this corner?
And then bottom one, bottom one, bottom corner right here.
Just jump run jump or flash
Nene smoke smoke smoke smoke run jump though
Yeah, I don't think I think you moved your mouth to ask what this might give you say
connector smoke
Okay, okay, okay
Find you guys are on your own you got this
this is why I'm going to brahma show you
go to this box to your left behind it
I did try to get there
in connector blood
where's connector on here
you guys should all run at this guy
here's one of smokes
molly at deatheap
I don't need smokes
Yeah deep in there. Alright, alright. Just run up. Just put it in. Just put it in.
Okay, okay, okay. Oh, man, I thought someone was watching.
Thank you.
Thank you. Block him. I think he went to the far right.
Oh, there's the gap.
Yo, Shradd, you got me with this little rocket?
Can you sell something about it?
You know what I'm thinking of, huh?
Uh, yeah, I think so. Let's do it.
Nobody, nobody smoke mid. I'm gonna make a stable or an auto-blie.
I know exactly what you're thinking.
Do you want to smoke window?
No, no, no, no, no.
At least I think so.
I'll swing your gun.
I'll swing your gun.
Oh, I think I jumped.
Contest.
Holy fuck.
Wait, really?
He's cute.
He's cute with that.
Walk away.
Care that molly.
We're gonna do an APOP.
I'm low.
It's simple.
We're on a smoke battle.
Hold that all game.
Hold cat.
Don't even move.
Even if we're dying.
Cat?
Oh, there's one stairs.
Fucking spawn.
My molly didn't hit under him.
all the way
flashed
oh shit
good default
under balcony, nice
there's one stairs
I'm blowing this up for any team
stairs in jungle 2
get him
jungle one, maybe spawn
maybe
again
we flanked
get him
Let's get jungle.
Oh, he wins one.
Hold my cross.
Yeah, yeah.
Hold that cross.
Yeah.
Yeah, is it?
For the game, Ron.
Oh, I got this.
For the game.
For the game.
Oh, I got this.
I don't got this.
Oh, he's deep hole.
That's it.
Think about it, you gotta run out with pistol.
Run out with pistol.
Did I kill Ricky?
No, no, no, no, no.
That's me!
That's me!
Come on!
i look he wanted to go for a knife off
you barely you miss your shot
i miss for the plot
so now it's it's not our hands
we have to work that team nothing wins
and then there's a three-way tie
and then what do we do
oh my god
Oh my god.
How long?
Alright, dude.
I'm not gonna lie.
Dude, I'm crazy.
I'm fucking crazy. I'm crazy.
I didn't play this long to lose.
Now it means I'll switch my game.
I'm not going to lie, I need this now. Now I want this.
What are you going to say?
Bro, I was just playing bad one game, bro. It happens, man. It happens.
What do you think about the Smokes?
Smokes are fantastic.
What's up, dude?
I know, I thought you were crushing it.
You guys kept doing this and you would keep leaving each other hanging?
I don't know why we're just bumping at them around.
Yeah, you've been doing it a lot.
Good job, though.
This way.
It's a work in progress.
So, he's weaning off the steroids now.
So, like, a dog, they should pull their foot back so you can touch it.
and that one and then this one, oh that's progress.
So yeah, sometimes he won't pull it back at all.
But he can walk now, but he's on great rest for six weeks.
And yeah, but the vet gave me the whole like quality of life speech and so it's been a
stressful for me at least, but I think he's okay now.
Yeah, I know, he's not lying like, I don't know, it's been a lot though, but good job
Yeah, that was my first time we won in about five hours.
Yeah.
Oh, man!
What's up, man?
Chillin', man.
Man?
You guys even in a simulation?
I plan on weighing it out. I don't care if I'm here for another 15 hours.
It's not in your hands anymore though.
No it is, I won.
It's nothing else though Mr. Wim.
So nothing has to win?
Yeah, and then you get a chance again.
Oh no, the penalty's easy.
And then it goes to me and then yeah.
Something like that.
Which one is nothing?
I have no idea.
Look at them.
They're very packed.
We're live.
You just have one of the most
Why
How does it kick the why
I'm playing great. I'm playing great. I'm not worried though. One bad game doesn't mean
You got a real house? Like 99% of the time? People who like hate on me know I'm doing
better than they could. Nobody's playing a land like me. I'm not word. I'm actually
not word. I don't feel like we're going to win the whole thing. It's like one of those
come back stories
also by the way chat tbt told me not to read the negative so you shouldn't
either bro
it's the only thing in the chapter
it's cap there's always one person who's always gonna try their best to be positive
no I'm not I read it bro they were like you got I saw people say you got this nice
try people want to see me win bro
I'm a winner.
I'm gonna go make some friends.
I think there are three.
At least, at least part of it.
You want to see nothing?
No, I'm going to get some.
Alright, take care.
Fuck you.
It doesn't matter, brother.
I'm gonna be the best in the world.
I don't know where I'm at.
You want to see nothing?
I need you guys to wait.
I need you to wait.
I need you to wear it, I need you to wear it.
Who won't?
No, there's no shirt.
There's no fucking around.
I didn't come here for eight hours to go home now, so I'm ready for you.
That's it.
That was shadow prayer, and then you had to win the 1v1.
Oh, it's penalties, it's like 1v1, 1v1.
Who am I going to go against?
You just send it in random?
Easy.
I don't leave my watch out.
Wallahi, I don't lose my wife
I'm ready. I don't even want to stop it. I want to be gone
I didn't know what to stop
Can you cover the camera real quick for a wonder Franco edit see who the fuck
Hey, who's a who's one go Franko?
Don't do that wait who who's wander Franco
not a Google this guy wander Franco
Who's career was haltered?
Because you're interrelated with a minor?
Yo, sick of you.
Whatever, bro.
Shout out him.
No, don't not shout out him. I just like, I don't know.
Fuck, man.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I need you to play good first.
Why, first time.
What do you want to talk about?
Go ahead.
All right, I'll pop off.
That's what I've been doing for years.
That's who I am.
I don't need to turn up.
Jeez, huh?
Yo, you want to like chill more?
Like, you want to go like dinner or something?
Last time you texted me
was when I did your podcast
for 100 Thieves,
and then you never hit me back after.
Damn.
35k
We get dinner
What's up just lurking in the corners
Once you guys lose, I go again.
Honestly, we're not sure.
You have to stain on your shirt, too.
Oh, is that right?
Yeah.
You can check it out.
You know how old I am?
I'm like twice your age.
We invented the stain on the shirt.
Wait, how old are you?
I'm 45.
You're 45, ten years old?
Nineteen.
Yeah, 45.
You're not 45.
I am.
What year?
1973.
You're not 45.
I am old enough to be your father.
You're not 45.
I am.
Why do I look good for my age?
I'm not falling for it.
Okay, I find he has a matter that he's saying.
You actually do.
Camerams, you...
You played really good, bro.
You okay?
Are you alright?
You alive?
Another hand?
Are you okay?
You played really good, bro. You had four kills.
Bro, that offset in mid? Why are you there that late? What is that play?
Listen bro, it's a new tactic we're on, it's some shit you wouldn't want to say.
You took paper, you got cases. You're pretty good at opening those.
You still got a call on your first trouble, and it took me 90.
Yeah, and I also got a knife out of my first crate once.
So you're even better than me at opening cases.
How many knives do you have in your box? That's the best thing. You have it, Doppler?
What is the best knife iron box dude? I used to be on a run when I first unboxed knives
I unboxed a karambit wobble fade karambit tiger 2
Like M9 bayonet something you know when the trade-offs first happened I got a ruby my first one
But it was on a foot. It's on the fucking dog shit like a Navajo. I don't know dog shit
Yeah
I'm just depressed, but this is it.
I just don't like losing back, you know.
I haven't either. I've been here for a long time and I don't plan on going home.
Yeah. As long as you guys win, you know.
They need to win. I need courage to actually fucking do something.
Yeah.
I mean, you and Jay played really good.
Is it alright?
Bro, you guys have the best players. I'm alive.
Dude, I'm not that good. I'm not that good. I'm not that good. I'm not that good.
Oh, yeah. That's the luck, dude. You're gonna need it.
I got it. The fuck is that?
There's a giggle right here.
Hey. What's up?
Yeah, that's a lot of samples.
Yeah, but I hate it.
I don't have a lot of samples.
Who do you think went for you?
Oh, that dog will get eaten.
Really?
I'm really surprised though, like 15?
Yeah.
My dog could not walk.
Okay.
That's pretty impressive.
Yeah.
We want this team to win, so it's a blue-white target.
I love.
Oh, he's out of here.
Nice play, guys.
Run alive.
It's impressive, 15.
That's really impressive.
He's insane on this.
What if he just stood up and was like,
Oh my god.
He probably can't.
He's playing really good today, man.
What up, James?
You gotta play good today.
Dude, I'm gonna fuckin' pop off.
I'm gonna fucking pop off.
I'm gonna fucking pop off.
You gotta play good to them.
Dude, I'm gonna fucking pop off.
I don't think you realize, like, I'm locked in now.
Why do you talk like you're like in like a movie?
Cause I am in a fucking movie, Ron.
My life's a movie, bro.
It's like, what do you want, man?
It plays a big role.
Yeah?
I'm gonna play good to them.
We should play some other games sometime.
Now just keep beating your shit.
We're not beating shit.
I think I can beat shit.
I think I could just do a hundred dash, you could not be mine.
I definitely could.
I'm fast.
We could take it to real life too.
I'm fast.
You need a W.
I'm fast.
I'm much faster than you.
You're not faster than me.
I think we should do some other things.
I could do a 40 yard dash.
What was it?
4.9?
We should find some other shit.
4.9, 40 yard dash.
4.9?
Even 4.9.
He's 4.9.
He's literally lying.
Oh, I'm caught in my life.
I know he's lying.
I don't think he's lying.
He was.
No, it's like a 4.98.
This guy keeps it 90 fucking two.
He's stable truth or what?
I'm gonna give it a buck. Hello. You can play good once you guys you know if you guys win you get to play me again
So it's pretty good. I'd like to play you then
Gotta stay on your shirt, dude. I don't
Actually
There's no design on it. There's no design on it. Don't zoom in like it's there. Don't zoom in like it's there
If it's there, if it's there, I'm a grinding gamer and it's there.
You know, there's a, there's a stain there.
He's not coming to the office.
There's not a stain there.
What does that mean?
What does that mean?
You have a stain stain, bro.
I don't have a stain.
I know I don't.
I don't.
You just looked at different spots.
You just looked at different spots.
Is that not it?
Oh my god, there's a stain.
It's you.
It's you.
What is that?
You know wrong.
There's a stain.
You know he has a sub-5 40 yard gap.
Dude, I believe that.
That's not hard to do.
You have a stain.
This is disgusting.
I'm just saying it's white.
It's white?
The sweater was white before?
It's right there!
Now I think it's actually there because of the cookie I ate.
And it did have powder on it.
Yeah, you ate it all over your throat.
You're literally wiping it, dude.
Right there, bro.
You don't see the stain he wiped it.
Boom.
I love gaslight.
No, there was definitely do that
We're down
I only got seven out of ten pressure
Yo, play the game dude
What? Yeah, I thought you were off right free, rubbing times
I gotta get out of this place, it's getting freaky here
here getting fucking freaky here dude
should we head back to the massage
dude if I stay here no let's take our seat let's get comfortable okay the chat
That loves this segment, so...
Yo Chat.
You getting like a zoom in maybe?
You getting like some good POV so it doesn't look like I'm doing nothing with my life, you know?
Yo Chat.
I want to be honest.
If we get... I'm not kidding, Liz.
If we don't get another chance,
I'm gonna be so fucking mad.
So what happens?
Did you explain it?
I don't know. I don't know how it works at all.
Oh my god, but this is good.
You know, Chad, by the way, for anyone who doesn't know,
this might be really sad to hear, y'all, or maybe you guys are hype.
But tomorrow I move. Tomorrow we move.
You know that, right?
I know, it's weird. I gotta...
Like, we're almost done.
I gotta get some boxes, I know.
It's actually really weird like that doesn't like hit me like tomorrow. I'm gonna be taking all my shit and moving
Tomorrow's a great research at
Finally
You guys even like the house that we're young dude. That should mean drew we're talking about today. That shit's got zero attachment
Yeah, now that I think about it like
What good things have had happened in that house?
like actually what what phase ended max left arguments happened
what's going on what's going on
the fourth of July party oh we're gonna we're gonna host a new fourth of July
party and you guys are gonna get invited how about that
No!
The only thing that helps, like no trouble at all, that house, I think since we left Faze,
like I think after we left Faze, that house just holds negative energy.
You know?
What do you think?
Yeah, I think it's just ash.
She hasn't even been clean since fucking Faze's a thing.
Not to mention man, like, the good luck is loaded.
Yeah, that's about all we got with that.
It's gonna be amazing.
I know.
Every day streams, every single day.
You know what I used to do back in Brawlbone?
You know what I used to do?
I used to want it badly.
I would go live at 10 AM every day.
No drone.
Good stuff.
That's coming back.
It's good stuff.
Stable or an auto is going to go live every day at 10 AM.
That's not cat.
Have I not been live every single day early?
Something is deadass in my ass.
Sin is in a tornado?
No, I don't even think that tornado could lift her ass up.
That's a...
Where's my screen?
Outlaw, can you put on the screen?
Waiting for next game?
Yeah, chat.
If I win a knife, I'll give it away to the chat.
Oh my god.
I'll give it away.
I'll give it away. That's how confident
We're playing dust to go this game's got to go fast
That's all the kills we got to get again.
Be like, keep fucking with me.
This is difficult.
This fuck makes you guys evil.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Fuck you.
What's on your mind, Bruce?
Scott's in my game.
Let's have a talk.
What's on my mind?
I just think everything in the future is too good to be true.
Like what?
Everything, moving into a house with my friends, into a nice, very, very nice house that I would probably have never pictured myself moving into.
I just, yeah.
That Gantlum Beatles coming in.
I know it's weird.
Yeah, we're gonna be rich.
It's just, everything's just too good to be true. I don't know. I just feel weird.
I have nothing I can really complain about.
Oh.
Yeah, wait, when am I going to do a podcast with QD and the copyright?
I've been dodging it for like months.
Bro, I'm not gonna lie, I need a bi-massage check. How much is one of these things?
I need to get a couple thousand almost.
How long have I been shooting for?
About like, seven years.
What?!
Yeah, in hours.
Can you imagine if I never ended shooting when I first started?
You better go to kill yourself.
I'm not gonna lie, like I'm starting to get to that age, people can call me uncle, but, like,
well I'm starting to remember, like, when I first started streams,
like, it's not like a nostalgia, like, I want to go back to it, it's like, damn.
I really have, like, I've had a nice life, dude.
It's pretty, it's pretty luxurious.
It's not even that, it's just like, life is just good.
There's nothing to complain about, there's dead ass nothing to complain about.
Yeah, they're in our phone.
Yeah, it's pretty luxurious.
The only thing I haven't complained about is my Lamborghini
glasses haven't been wrapped yet.
And that's a pretty big complaint.
Yeah.
That is a big one.
What's your complaint?
I'm not fried on it.
It's my old taste.
You really hate getting fried?
Yeah, that works.
Why don't you stop?
I don't want to.
Why?
Because I like it.
Yeah, the bro, imagine you'd be more productive.
I get shit done. Whatever I need to do, I do it.
It'd be different if I was really fat and had no desire to do anything or even do a single thing.
Chad, do you guys get fried a lot watching my stream?
Even if people get fried watching my stream?
Yeah, it's what makes it good.
It's what makes it better.
So am I good without it?
No, honestly, that's what makes it better.
Like, watching Twitch and you're fried and then going into chat is just bad.
Wait, where were they?
A public piece out here.
He's hiding somewhere.
Oh, I can't drop the lipid.
We smoke anger in the middle of a fucking water bottle.
Damn, bro.
Shout out speed, bro.
That's crazy that light.
Did you see him right on the board with the magnetics on any quarter?
Wait, what?
He was under water if you wrote on a magnetic drawing board.
I just saw that.
Subscribe to speed.
No, son.
Clicks got ten.
If you know one, you...
No!
Go back to hell!
Go back to hell!
Clicks got ten?
Let me out!
No, it's me!
Two guys, seven.
Chad, that's bad, no?
It's not good.
No troll to see anything.
I think he's so tired. Like I love Flix, the bro. He spends too much time playing Fortnite.
Like, bro he's so talented. He could go pro in another game, nothing.
I genuinely, I genuinely think Flix could go pro, like, in another game.
There's a hard chance that he could just crack fortnite.
I just opened up my twitter account.
and I see someone say starting to hate watch his gaming content is the best
decision I've made and then someone responds to it you got banned for my
Twitter gomp then go kill yourself brother you've nothing positive say you
might as well dirt the smirk like why is that guy so the guy who's nice to me
He gets banned and the guy who said he's hate watching me does this.
To the gun, to the commander of the team, bro, Kappa.
Yo, my mom's a shit.
Alright, Chad, the last game's got to start.
So basically we need nothing to win.
Oh, good.
Hey, what is this? Lacey gets into a heated at a worker losing his team time and being yelled at.
That's exactly what you said before, that's what you and your employees said before.
This is a terrible step.
I don't even want to play your course anymore.
The way you're talking to a customer who's coming here to play your course, I don't even want to play your...
Good.
Holy shit.
Fuckin' piece of shit.
Yo, I'm not playing your course.
You go in there again then.
What?
Now, at least his cortisol levels are too high, bro. He's not a race.
Not a race, bro.
Come on, don't lie, bro. Cortisol levels are an all-time high.
Chad, what about you guys? I'm chillin'.
Yes?
You can stay in the seat.
Yeah, go ahead, dude.
Alright.
Where do you think your KDA is gonna rank out of all 20 people?
Some type of fucking sick joke.
We can pick a random number one.
I would say eight.
Maybe nine.
Are I close?
No.
I guess so.
On the nose, maybe.
On the nose?
That's some type of joke, bro.
They're trying to say I'm bad at the game.
What if the matters are the daddies that we made along the way?
I can't believe you've clicked the loss.
I really thought this was the one.
Wait, did Clay Thompson actually cheat on his role?
Yeah, she cheated too. She cheated on him with a teammate.
Say on God.
That's what he said, yeah.
Who's the teammate?
He didn't say.
That's kind of awkward.
Yeah, that's pretty bad.
Oh my god this feels so...
Yeah how much is one of these things?
Probably a couple thousand
Dude I can't make a move man
Oh my god
Chad, are you guys excited to move?
I'm so white
This feels so good on my pussy dude
You should make a burner
And do it with Kevin Duran dude
And just shit talk with a fuck ton of people
And just speak your mind
Oh god?
Yeah.
How do you know I don't even knew that?
I mean, I mean, I should have been a burner.
I should have gone to it.
I should have been a burner going to every Twitter.
That's what I do.
I just hate former everyone.
That's what I do.
There's so much better than anything.
No, I could make a burner really expose people.
It's like, say things and people will be like, oh, this guy's parasocial, but it's just the truth.
Yeah, they'll never know.
Oh, are they about to play?
How does it start?
So you know what they should do?
They should make like a...
Like, not that big about it.
You know like how you have to control the pocket pussy?
Okay.
But like, everyone likes to get teased a little, you know?
What if we invent the first opportunity?
We can set the difficulty and everything.
You can set it to like perfectly tease you.
Like, cabulate and it'll be like, stop.
Run it down, run it down, tap, tap.
Oh yeah, I'm buying that.
That's upsetting.
Probably I'll buy that.
I don't really care.
It's a pleasure.
Talk about the friendly air, man.
Okie, let me make a quick call.
Come in here.
That's such a genius.
I'm not gonna...
Yeah, I just had a quick idea. I'm on stream right now. I just thought it was brilliant to be able to share.
Okay, so you know how pocket proceeds are normal?
They're normal?
Like, bro, we should make a pocket proceeds. I'm not kidding. That you can tease.
Like, it automatically calculates like right when you're about to nut and it stops. No one's ever done that.
I'm a family friendly kind of guy, so this is a family friendly guy.
Okay, what if we do drill-dos?
What if we do drill-dos?
Alright, I'm going to call you there.
What is a drill-do?
Probably a fucking drill on a drill.
Like, why is there a dude?
I'm like, I'm not kidding.
I think I'm not kidding. I think I caused a lot of problems with the site.
There's a dude named Benjamin Netanyahu in my chat.
Like, it's just like, no one's naming himself.
Like, I think that was our fault.
I think that was genuine dust.
It's probably him, bro.
Why do you think you'll win?
Who do you think will win the CS tournament?
Yo, I've been here for eight hours.
Who the fuck do you think is gonna win?
Not you, John's, I pray to God I see you one day, I'm not kidding, if we ever went to
church con and someone walked into me and goes, I'm John's, I'm about to go to con.
I don't think you would.
He's never.
Do you have a son of this team on our side of the road?
Yes.
Oh
Oh, well, my king. This shit is jiggly my butt
Go back home and grab your pretzels fat boy
Okay, who do you think would have the most aura if they all came to fish con?
Scorpi, Nemo, Juns, or Owlaw?
I'm not even answering that fucking question now.
What would you do to actually be in you where I twitch con and Juns came up with this?
I'd probably just be laughing.
I'd probably just be laughing.
That's all I thought about Nemo.
I was just staring at him like, bro, this guy's a joke.
I'm like, oh my god, this guy's a dork.
I don't want to know what outlaw like looks like that's how I thought about hi guys below
keep when I saw how high guys look a big kill for them or outlaw should be streaming I said
it before I don't know why he doesn't stream I think if outlaw streamed be pretty cinema
sometimes like you know I'm talking about there sometimes we see someone just kills
it like complete rockin was that for me really and when I saw rockin I'm like damn I miss
What he just type laughing you know it's in my chat
Yo, bro, I see your message you don't have to keep spamming it
No
I'm not gonna be going to a garth of room
India
It's too old
He's a case over
What if they just pan the camera to the left and you saw triple teams running at us?
Probably please.
You know what's crazy?
There's a universe out there.
I just had to check.
I just had to check.
That got me.
I thought he was walking in.
Or a salt water for Tom Tucker.
There's a world where triple teams are real person.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Halloween's a little crazy this year.
It's gonna be...
It's gonna be straight triple T's.
I'm not gonna lie, I'm a triple T for Halloween this year.
It's actually gonna be straight triple T's.
Oh, I'm god, I'm triple T's.
Oh my god.
You think anyone would be stable in auto Broadway?
You could do that.
You don't even have to dress up.
Actually true.
actually true yeah this is nice how much is one of these probably a couple
dollars wait this is zero gravity mode wait what does this mean right I just
clicked it wait wait there's actually a zero gravity mode what does that mean
well chat get ready it might be time to go
to Monday on the first by Joe's getting cancelled because he said $4,000 is not
life-changing amount of money. Yeah, it's not at all.
Oh my god, Chad. This is really the hard life. Just sitting in a massage chair, waiting
to play CS or the Twitch chat. Like, there's not many people who can do this.
Like, I gotta be like a special breed of like, comas, so people watch me just sit here.
Like, 2023 Iran would be trying his ass off for content, eating salads for sub-goals,
And everyone would just type, end.
Yeah.
You mean, so you really watched me during that era, huh?
What was the saddest part of my, where you were like, here at?
Wrong, God.
Like, literally, I don't even think I ever thought that.
I never even thought that once.
Like, generally.
Because we would just gamble every night.
So to me, it was fun.
Like, we would just play the game and gamble.
It was a good life.
Sometimes when you would like sometimes I didn't feel bad. I'm thinking about it now
Like we would just talk sometimes
And now we're like oh
Somebody peak like it's just weird that'll be a new house near the beach
Each, late, every morning, just tan.
I'm sorry, bro.
There's something like, there's not gonna be like a boobong
flag or something coming around, bro.
Sup, yeah.
Like, there's no way we don't get to like a car accident
tonight.
On the way home, at least it doesn't burn at all.
What's the worst way to die?
I think burning, burning or drowning, or getting stabbed.
I don't know though, it's like, if you're drowning,
we don't know the feeling of drowning.
like holding your breath like forever and then your mouth and your lungs go up.
You don't know the feeling. Like if someone tied a cement brick to you and like threw you in,
your brain wouldn't even come to a head and you're out and you just die. Like you know what I'm saying?
Well you would eventually... You'd pass out. You'd pass out.
I mean you'd be like, it's like torture, like you would eventually like just instinctively,
I think like panic dream and you'd breathe in all the water and then you'd just...
Yeah that's when you think like oh my god okay finally like the troll is done and then you're like
Yeah, I'm really in this. I think that's better. I don't know, burn versus drown, like that's gotta be the same.
I really, I talk about it so much that they say here we go, but like, I'm not kidding. You know I really almost drowned that night.
What?
We went up high, were you there?
Oh, we jumped the floor? Yeah.
I almost, that was my name now.
Bro, I almost just watched you.
I swear to God I almost drowned. That was the first time in my whole life I was like, damn, I'm about to die.
I swear, though my helmet was stuck. I swear to God.
You see yourself, yeah.
Wow, man. I get like panicked thinking about it.
I swear, I really almost died.
Have you ever had a near-death experience?
Um, just like two parts of this, but they were like, they weren't like me or dad.
I'm trying to think of like an actual, like, almost dad.
Lawn made me lose all my points.
That guy sounded so sad.
Oh
No, you know you really almost died
That guy was not gonna stop
Yes, you were
That bus was straight ready to hit you
I don't even know what I would do.
I would just be like, damn.
Hey, why don't you get a plan?
I would just get the thumbs up and then I would get ran over.
I think you were holding the chat and you were saying...
It would be insane.
I don't know what I'm clicking, bro.
No way, a dog?
Let's keep it as goon mode.
Is there a goon mode?
Wait, why am I like...
Am I tripping or am I going down right now?
I think I'm aiming down, am I not?
Wait, am I not moving down?
There you are, your feet are going down.
What is going on?
I'm gonna fall out of the chair.
I think you broke it.
I'm on low gravity going.
Squeezy.
Dude, how much are one of these things?
Couple thousand bro, it's not like that.
You're a chevrolet, chevrolet.
How much is one of these things?
What's wrong?
Can't see the score.
I might be here, bro.
I really hope we don't lose.
I
Couple thousand I heard a couple thousand I don't know Chad what's a life to you on the money?
What do you think?
Probably like I don't know
How do they like 20 to like 50k like imagine going out something you lose in a fucking like absolute trenches
I can't be able to change their life around.
Or buy a bunch of shit.
Well, no, I don't mean like, they could probably put some pretty good news to that money.
You could say the same thing for lower amounts of money for people in the same situation.
But to actually change their life, probably like 15 to like 50.
I'm trying to figure out how much I use.
Like
Like
If someone handed me right now
Like $50,000 a day
But it wouldn't change your life
Yeah, you have more than that
Why do you think that cuz you have two cars? Yeah, but what if I was living check to check
I should do that for a year for like a segment. I should try to spend every dollar I make any day.
That's what I told you the other day in the car. That's how you actually get hungry back.
Spend your money so you need to work for a back. That's what I do. It's a good tech, bro.
You know that's the reason I bought my GT3, the first one?
And I worked for it.
I was like, yo, if you buy this, you're going to want to work way harder. And then I bought it.
And now you have fucking more shit.
Oh shit.
So you're saying that's just a $5 million car?
Yeah.
I love it.
Like, what's the point of playing this song, bro?
We know you're going to buy it.
You're right.
But this is like the problem that I run into.
It's like, OK, do I sell the Porsche?
Like, these are like some problems that we run into.
OK.
Like what?
Do we sell the Porsche?
Yeah, we don't need that shit.
We're buying a better Tuesday.
But that car means something to me.
Yes, you look for you, it's different.
Because it's like, you really like that car.
So that car, like, made me.
You have like sentiment to your own sentimental value
They didn't buy that SVJ
Like I don't think I have any goals after
Out the speed and kill ourselves pretty much actually though, you know, it's crazy close if I really wanted to I
could just like
Finish my life. Like I could go buy what I want to buy and then kill myself right after.
Pretty much.
Well, this is just so nice.
If you got given a million dollars right now, you think you'd blow it all?
No. I'd spend a good amount for sure. Like a good amount, I mean like less than 50 shares.
I mean I probably
Buy like a super and then like that's it and then just like shit that will amount up to a million for sure
You know some people say and then they buy it. Oh, I want now I want this
But what for me they didn't vote rough. Yeah, well for me. I just want shoes
And then I got the shoes on like so like I would buy clothes
But like it gets to a point close like those are that like I don't care about color from where it gets like what's harder like
like 20, like 20, all that, I would not spend all that.
It's pretty good.
Yeah, I don't like, I don't really like crock.
I don't think any designer's really that cool anymore.
Like I look back and I'm like,
damn, I spent a lot on Balenciaga.
But I mean, it's not like bad purposes.
Like a lot of it is like jeans.
Yeah, if you like that, I don't care.
Yeah, I wear them all, I wear them all.
Yeah, it's nothing wrong.
It is, nothing wrong, balanches.
The one thing I fully regret
I was buying that BMW. That's the worst purchase I've ever made.
I paid it off cash and I put like a $30,000 body kit on it.
Then I got rid of it for like $80,000. It lost like $70,000.
I see someone in the chat say where the Louis Vuitton pants more it's just like
what the fuck you mean bro we're not talking about no Louis Vuitton pants
If you were my only baby are you no no no no no no
Oh
This feels so nice I gotta buy one of these how much do these are?
I gotta buy one of these
What if I shaved my eyebrows and dyed my hair?
Uh, well it's just for like, it would just be like, for a 7-thom so.
Should I do a solo 7-thom?
No.
Why?
No point.
But I need the subs.
Then do it.
I need the money, bro.
You need the money bro, you just need to go phone number.
You think you're worth something?
Yeah, I was looking at go phone the other day bro,
They just take, like, saying, like, oh, I'm just a broke college kid,
I want to go to summer school.
And you have, like, almost enough money raised for a second.
If I made a go-fund, would you make me do it, actually, donate?
Thank you.
If I made a go-fund, he called, I just need money.
Or, like, insurance for the month.
Yeah, people would probably donate.
It wouldn't be like, they wouldn't, like, blow the ball out of the water,
but people would definitely give you money.
I'm really curious to see what would happen if I actually made a hole in the first place.
I'm all in the next place.
The fans switch to your saying the first thing they do.
Like what am I doing on some shit like...
Someone said this thing.
Oh, this thing is on your screen right now.
Huh?
This thing is on your screen right now.
It's the same thing.
That's the thing that I found.
I'm not speaking to that.
What was the baseball bro?
Something Franka?
I was Matt streaming in the Equinox.
Dude, when I streamed it, I got fucking 20.
I think we're about to get kicked out of this one by the way I don't know dust tea
T-Side or?
Uh, Chad, what do you think?
That's the 5-5 right now.
I'm not glad.
I don't know what the Chad thing is.
Is it CT or T-Side?
Something in CT-Side.
Dust is like the worst map.
I guess it will happen 10 years ago, you know, 9-11, I was from that 10 years ago, it was
like 23 years ago, wait that doesn't make sense there's no way I was born on 9-11,
20 years ago right? Oh wait now. I haven't been in 2001, right? I haven't been in 2001.
I thought I happened to be down three.
Yo, I have to buy one.
I'm not kidding. I can literally just like...
How old people do when they get old?
What?
They just buy this?
Yeah and they throw on their porch.
Really?
and they just sit out there for 12 hours a day.
That's actually a good life.
I know.
Okay, so here's a trick, right?
In a new house, my room is right next to Lacey's again.
Oh, but like I'm low-key sick and tired of hearing, you know.
Ten?
I'll be here in a late night.
So like now, but the walls are closer.
So now I'm really about to hear it.
Gonna go with you.
Have you ever heard your parents have sex?
No.
I think I've heard my mom.
I think I've heard it.
I don't know how to tell you, bro.
Huh?
Never had a dad.
You never had a dad?
No.
I'm always playing solos.
Solos?
Solos, no Phil.
Solo squats?
Yeah, I would not say solos.
I would not say all that
Sometimes I wish I got traumatized as a kid like not like a weird way, but like an experience
I don't know like imagine walking in on just like the mailman
Oh son, dude
I'm dead out serious.
If I was in the stream right now, I'd dead us would be a problem.
If I was to do this, I'd be a fucking an army.
Yeah. I served in the army.
Risky reels, seven chests.
Nice.
You served in that war?
Of course, man.
It's a crazy fucking story to tell the kids one bit.
Yeah, what's Risky Real?
Risky's Dad too.
I think the first thing I'm gonna do when I have a child is put a headset on them.
Like, Kimmy was like, oh my god, they have to play the piano.
Genuinely, what is the point of that?
I think they're gonna be Beethoven.
Yeah, like put on a headset bro, I haven't seen this.
Haha, jeez.
What?
It's just funny that headset raises the piano off of it.
There's this, you know, you're only like trauma, you know, like no trauma.
What?
Do you like having me?
I mean, my mom used to lock the bedroom door to her bed.
And one time, it was unlocked.
My women, but the bathroom was locked.
And they were both running out.
And I always asked them, like, why was the bathroom locked?
And she said, well, just talk to me.
But like, why are you in the bathroom when the door is locked?
Talk to me.
There's also a time where my mom would sleep in the middle room, there's like a
room and my mom would sleep in the middle room and then I asked my wife
you sleep in the middle room and she goes oh dad sourced you that and then like
five years later I found out it's because they were divorced for like a
year without telling me. Yes, not ideal.
My mom used to always have flowers on her nightstand like roses.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I don't have a correlation to that.
No, I don't know.
It's like a rose.
It's like a singular rose, bro.
It's the weirdest thing.
What?
Do you remember your buddy's dad?
For you guys, like, my dad's dead.
He's not like out of my life. I just don't talk to him because of shit in the past
like I'll
I'll hear from him every now and then but it's like
This is one of those things where like one day the relationship will get fixed
But it's like not right now like to the full extent. You know what I mean?
But like I feel like before you die
You should always like rekindle things like with your blood
You should always figure things out
But it's just like I just don't have time
I love it.
Yes!
Pick on! Pick on!
Pick on! Pick on!
Fuck you buddy, pick on!
That's a piggy hook shot!
Piggies?
Piggy 18.
You know that game?
Piggy.
I
Listen, it's comfortable
What is this I'm not kidding at this point. I don't even want to play
I guess too close.
I know what's going to happen, bro.
No, I see the future.
We're going to end up playing again.
We're going to lose the fucking 1v1.
And then I have to sit there and be like, wow.
I just wasted eight hours of my life.
And then the chat's just going to kekwa.
They're going to roll.
They're going to do all that.
That's the worst emo, the white dude scratching the chin.
That's the worst emo.
I just wanna imagine like the age,
or like what the kid looks like
who puts like an emo into a shot.
It's probably that, the genuine one.
Imagine just like saying like
Guys
The score right now
We can get up in a minute and watch
Do you think the worst artists that was like good?
Use of the music?
I'm trying to think.
Like who was an artist who were goaded?
But like now there's garbage.
Um, famous dax, Lil Pump?
No, they were never goaded.
They were definitely good.
They just dax me.
I liked his music. No way. Yeah I did. I actually did like it.
I don't think it was a good one.
By the end of the year, he had good music. Two good songs.
He was good. He said who was good. He was good.
I don't know about people who are like golden.
Come up with a new song. Now he's just country music.
Really? He does country music now. He completely changed his name and everything.
I'm serious look at my I'm pretty sure it's like really different
They're saying oh, oh gee that oh gee was never good. Well, I could have been like him. I didn't I didn't
Need like one good him come up. He's had some
Good
I used to listen to this all the time in high school
Oh my god, I actually-
That song's good
I used to listen to this all the time in high school
You used to listen to most guys?
Yeah, I used to listen to him a lot
I used to listen to him
Let me see
I know all these songs it's so weird every single one you put them oh my god I use this
all the time bro that reminds me so much of like high school damn we're getting old
Yeah, it's a problem.
Young bands, Kodak Black.
Kodak Black used to be way better.
Dog tier, like actually.
Like Kodak Black used to be like listenable.
I feel like now he's pretty bad Chad.
Am I dick-rotted?
Yeah, I don't listen to his new shit.
I don't know if he puts out new shit, so.
And that's actually one of these days.
He's still decent, bro.
But now he used to make hits.
Like hits, though.
Like, I remember when that one song was-
What was it called?
No kind of-
It's called Risen?
Bro, I remember when that song came out.
Dobb to your song, is there?
Try and think of what else, Jack.
I think we're about to go home.
I
Guys I think we're dead, that's about to go home
I never listen to I never listen to you guys out in the kid
I do seem to him
I've never
Do you want to clear yourself get on the game and prompt some kid Cudi and just
I'm not fucking kidding.
You're the only song I know by Kit Kat.
I'm not kidding.
It's the one that goes,
Don't be so down on a homie.
That's the only one I know.
That and the one that he's featured on Drake.
I didn't know he was an artist.
When he was on the certified lover boy,
I was like, oh shit, this guy's pretty good.
I know a song like this.
Finding myself in a daze,
Fly by like us on the moon.
You told me I was a phase.
Okay, I miss you, too.
Yeah, I don't really do that.
Oh, that's fine.
You don't know that one?
No.
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Is that Drake?
I don't know Drake is that.
And not because I like Kendrick.
I just don't know Drake like that.
No troll.
There's zero hell.
Zero weight in hell.
I'm not even saying this on biasing chat.
Bro, Kendrick is nowhere near Drake.
I don't think it's false.
I don't even think it's like a little bit.
Kendrick I will say like the dude I I can't even like
It's not even close like
They argue sometimes
Well, they're not even close
Okay, so good money trees. That's a really good song. That's the first one. Okay, but it's Kendrick be carried I
I don't know, I didn't got songs, but he definitely gets to talk in his songs.
The thing about Drake is, he's just so good at what he does.
I'm not even kidding, we should listen to the Drake album in a freezer.
We gotta find a freezer.
Sure, it was figuring out the new house or something.
We're at it.
Well guys, it was W's stream, let's get some W's going.
I think this is about to be done.
W's are down, come on, what do you need me to do?
I think it's about to go home.
I can't believe it bro, I'm not even kidding, I am fucking far.
Like, I'm not even, I'm so serious about what I went into today.
I swear, last night, when I got first rounded, I kid you not, when I got off I'm like,
wow, tomorrow I'm actually gonna win.
I believe you, because I saw how you were acting today.
I was hype.
I was so hype.
He's only long ago.
Your team is on paper.
Go.
Who was called?
Was it me?
I don't think the team blamed him.
It's never a team blamed thing, bro.
You could always have done better yourself.
Like regardless of how good you did you could have always done better I don't think it's
the same thing.
I can't believe I'm going home.
I can come back here man.
Please bro I need this please.
I don't want to go home.
Wait.
I'm going home, let's watch the last game, no bro, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
last game. No bro, no bro! This is just as f**ked bro. How do I make this about me?
I'm about to dolphin dive. I'm about to dive. I'm not ready to go home. I'm trying Ron, I'm trying.
I don't want to go home
Can I watch you this round?
Go for it. I bet.
You got this bro.
I think I died on the table. I'm not even kidding.
I think I just tried to knock down everyone's monitors.
I'm so serious.
Uh, I'm gonna walk you down.
Walk me down, okay?
Walk me down.
Oh, I just saw a guy.
Oh, Timmy, I might be going home here.
I might be time to go home.
But it ain't over yet.
We're going to watch this, too.
Hold on.
One and V, one and V.
one of these from the one's made
one of these from the one's made
two of these
two of these
I'm all gone
should I knock him out right now?
should I knock him out right now?
he might actually pick me up and smack me in the head
you guys I don't have the flash
I'm gonna try to track the missy now
I'm pot the cover
it's like I'm stuck
Ready?
Flashing, run in, run in, run in, run in, keep running.
Oh, one more.
Guys!
Come on, guys, come on, guys, come on, guys.
Stay alive.
I'm looking at window.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Oh
So how about you, Spus?
Spus, how about you?
Okay, very good.
Okay, thank you.
All right.
All right, it's not even down there.
It's a lot longer than the rest of the world.
It's a good life.
Are you going to smoke, too?
I'm not going to smoke.
I'm not going to smoke.
I'm going to smoke.
I'll try to smoke.
Yeah, all 10, all 10.
Good set, good set.
Hard.
Nice.
Oh my god, it's painted for long, it's over.
He's farting it up in here for me.
I'm about to kill myself.
I'm about to kill myself.
I sat here for nine hours.
I thought today was the day!
I'm dead-ass the fart.
I'm dead-ass the fart.
I'm dead-ass the fart.
I'm... I'm dead-ass the fart.
It's not gonna grow.
No, I'm... I'm dead-ass...
I'm dead as useless. I'm never competing again. I'm not even kidding. I shouldn't even be invited to compete again.
The next tournament I'm playing in is I'm hosting it. I'm breaking it.
I'm gonna try this. Try this.
I try it, man. I let you down.
No. I let you down. I just keep shooting.
I play like shit. You play as a professional.
I don't think that sounds worse than to actually talk to this man. He's quite good.
As expected, bro, you deadass.
It's good.
It's over.
It's fucking over!
What are you fucking hiding to me?
No. I'm saying it's over.
Bro, how did I lose with the top predator and a minor event, bro?
Like, how is this possible?
Ron!
Ron, uh...
First round out, Geogas.
First round out, Rainbow 16.
Fifty minutes of cardio at the Sidemen Charity event.
First out at the Ludwig CS2 minor.
What are you good at?
I'm not gonna take my life, bro.
What?
Cause you're bad at video games?
I lost everything in my fucking life.
Why would you do that school one day with Ninja?
I'm out of here, bro. I'm out of here.
Thanks for coming through.
Let me do the next one.
Alright, got you.
Fuck you. Fuck you.
So you just want to get dinner or what?
Set the fuck up.
I gotta go to a lot of good spots.
You're a good senior man, hey.
Keep in mind, if you see me, I'm at low view count.
I'll be up there.
I think I've seen you in the item shop before.
You're like all the way to the bottom.
Hey, QD. Nice seeing you.
Nice to see you. We'll do something soon.
I don't want to miss.
I've been on break. I'll be back soon.
What am I going to get on this podcast?
We're great.
She's smart. She's actually on the opposite side of the room as me.
She didn't walk away. No, she likes you though. She really does.
She super likes you.
Aww, that's so nice.
You're so nice.
Well, chat.
It's been real.
It's been real.
It's been fun.
It's even been real fun.
I'm going to see you guys in two days on Wednesday
for my last ever stream.
But, as of now,
this is the end.
This is the end of this movie.
I'm moving tomorrow.
48 hours treatment, man.
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