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๐ DAY 3 ๐ MET GALA ๐ COOKING WITH MARLON LATER ๐ IRL ๐ GAMES ๐ LAG? ๐ LETS SEE ๐ JOIN ๐ [twitter/insta stableronaldo] !po !com !sub
05-04-2026 ยท 8h 15m
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I'm a boot up a gang, say I put it worse
They ask me what do they raise to
I told them, they want this torch
They want this torch, they want the earth
She want results, my money's worth
My money's turn up, my money's lit
My money burn up, I got to fuck with the skin
And burn up, yeah, do we turn around
Do we do that, do we do that
I'm street side, right this way
I'm a truck, met a face with six cameras
Black car, can't make two hundred man
For the left side, ain't had it down
Don't know me, I'm bloody, yeah
Yeah
I
RADALAZE! RADALAZE! RADALAZE!
SHINANI! RADALAZE! SHINANI! RADALAZE!
Hey, y'all done with GAR?
SHINANI!
EY!
GAR MORNING!
HELLO DOHEE! HELLO CAN!
HELLO SCOOTER! HELLO CRESH! HELLO FREAK! HELLO ALPI!
HELLO WITIE KAY!
HELLO!
LITTLE HURT EYES! A BOYS HURT!
YO WHITE BOYS WAS GOOD, BORING WAS GOOD!
AJ was good, Jiggly was good, Nacho was good.
Any ladies in the chat?
Any ladies in the chat?
Yo, Slam with the five.
LaneG with the 29 months was good.
G-Shine, what up, Moe, what up, Tatos?
We're up up north, it's Stutter.
Was good.
How you doing, y'all?
How you doing?
I was good.
Shia was good.
Abram was good.
Jesus was good.
Ali was good.
Hey, look at these hard eyes, man.
Check what they're doing.
Yo, that ass, yo, that ass. Yo, do I look that good? Do I look that fucking good?
Oh shit, a little bit of clouds. It's all good. It's all good. A little bit of clouds.
Hey boys, yo Ace was good. Toaster was good. Red Ninja!
It's good, dude! Ryze was good!
Hey chat, what's the emo of the day? What's the emo of the day, bro?
Let me see this shit real quick. Let me see what's the emo of the day.
Let's see.
Ooh.
Oh.
Oh.
Little Five Gifted from Ben Harry.
Thank you for the Five Gifted, bro.
Fuck this fucking internet, dawg.
Thank you for the Five Gifted Ben Harry.
Can we get a thank you? Thank you, thank you.
I'm going to be honest with you, the emote of the day is...
Wide speed confused. I like that emote.
I like that. I like that wide speed confused. Why are the speed confused? That's a good emo. That's a good emo, bro
That's a good emo. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. Good morning everybody
Hold on. Let me make sure the thing is good
One second
Here we go. Um, alright, that's enough of this emo. That's enough of this emo
That's enough guys pause the music pause the music pause the music
Hello, everyone. How's everyone doing today? First and foremost chat. Do I look good? Yes or no?
Do I look good yes or no do I look good?
Yes, yes, yes, Ron you actually look good today. Wow you dead ass look good. Yo, Ron
You look actually very nice today. Wow you to find a stud. I've ever seen what does that mean?
What is the stud? Is that a good thing? Is that a good thing?
Yo listen yo listen the internet is just really fucking bad
Can y'all even hear me yay or nay the internet is just really fucking bad
I don't know when we're gonna get fucking new internet. I'll be honest with you
But y'all know the rules if it starts lagging you post clouds if it's free you put the sunshine yes there yes there yes sir
Today though is gonna be a good fucking day. Why you may ask yo stable rinoto. Why are you the greatest streamer alive?
Yo stable rinoto. Why are you so handsome? Yo stable rinoto? Can I ever be friends with you?
These are questions a lot of people ask me on the day-to-day basis, but today
20 million dollar house but can't afford Wi-Fi. Yo, do you think that's our decision?
deadass
Deadass, do y'all think that's our decision?
Listen a lot of y'all have been asking for it. So for today's stream y'all
I will be playing the piano for about four hours straight until I can master a song
Let's clap it up right y'all haven't asked it for it y'all have it ask it. No, no, no
I'm just kidding. That is not what the stream is gonna be listen today is a very nice day
First and foremost, bro. It's fucking sunny outside. Can I get the sunshine emo? Maybe we don't make our beds
Yo, no, no, dude, so y'all are telling me that you make your bed. Yes or no
There's no way people make their bed before they're like, well, who the fuck cares?
Yes, yet on God. I know for a fucking fact. Nobody in this fucking chat makes their bed
What is the point of making my bed? Oh!
There, bro! Is that good? Is that good? Like, is that good or no?
That looks fine. Bed bugs. Yo, dumb fuck. That is not how bed bugs...
Listen, today, chat, we have the Met Gala in about one...
Why the fuck is it five o'clock for me?
Did I time travel yeah listen we have the met why are you're saying sus listen
I'm not a fucking time traveler okay I'm not fucking no I'm not a time
travel stop asking me these questions y'all dead ass okay I'm not I have
nothing to do with anything that's going on bro
I'm just kidding, listen, stop putting these luminati triangles, listen, today we're going
to react to the Met Gala, so a little bit of reacts, W reacts in the chat, W, W, W,
and then honestly, I think XQC might watch it, I was thinking about it, what if I just
react with him, that could be kind of fun, I don't know, I'd have to ax him, and
And then number two, after the reacts, me and Marlon.
Oh, my Marlon.
We're going to IRL stream me and him,
and we're going to get a bunch of cooking shit,
and me and him are going to cook together, bro.
We're going to wear maybe some aprons.
He's going to be shirtless.
I'm going to be shirtless.
You know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying?
We might both be shirtless, bro.
Dennis, we might both be shirtless.
Yes, yes, yes.
Stay live until this, my first link of the day.
The ETA Aquatard Meteor Shower peaks overnight tomorrow,
May 5th into 6th up to 50 meters per hour can be seen.
Wait, is this cap or is this real?
Is this cap or is this real?
There is no way, bro.
I don't think this is real.
I don't mean this is real.
Also, by the way, let's get a free Lacey in the chat
if you wanna see him free from jail.
If not, just put a Keqwa.
You know what I'm saying?
Simple as that.
That guy needs to stay locked up though get it ass that guy needs to stay locked the fuck up
Dead ass he needs to stay locked up
Today is gonna be a longer stream as long as the internet does okay. It seems like it's been alright
I don't want to jinx it, but yeah
300k soon bro you guys look at this
We are almost at 300k to the point where this chat type suss every time
Like we dead ass might hit 300k like we might hit this shit. I'm dead ass
Yes, we we we when I say we look at this shit, bro
Stop putting this yellow dude raising his eyebrow something weird. Also guys look I
Peeled this off my foot before stream. I thought to share is that disgusting?
Bro, I don't know. I just thought to share. I did I thought to share who the fuck just unsubscribed
Anyways, um all jokes aside
I just want to say shout out to the fucking community by the way, bro. The channel is now
Get this! 1.3 million views! BANG! 1.3 million views! Oh my god, 1.4?! Holy fucking yellow dude raising his eyebrows!
Something's gotta be sus, dude! And I know what a lot of y'all are gonna say.
Y'all run. When is the PO box opening if it's at its new house?
Guys!
Wait, I just got a warning from Twitch.
Had two warnings come in for you, Ron.
Randomized chat services, Omega, aren't allowed.
Accident on a prohibited content, naked kid on IG.
Oh my god, bro.
It's okay though, they said it's gonna be okay.
W Twitch, bruh, they said it's gonna be okay.
They said cuz I close it out. No, stop lap. Yo, you guys are laughing at me
No, no, no, no, no, no, so this chat is gonna laugh at potentially bad. Got it. No, no, no
Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. No, I actually got it now. I get it now
I get it now. Yep. Go ahead giggle giggle ships. Go ahead do it do it all you want
So tomorrow guys, I got good news or bad news. What do you want to hear first? What do you want to hear first, bro?
Just tell me tell me what you want to hear first
The bad news why is Lacey in my chat? I thought he was in jail. I how is he how is he in my chat again, bro
I thought I thought he was
Okay, whatever the bad news is y'all stable. Renoto will not be going live
Early in the morning for y'all bro. I know I know I
Know y'all we're gonna be filming a YouTube video tomorrow, so I'm not gonna be locked
What's going on here, bro?
What the fuck's going on here?
But I got better news!
I will be live later in the night for a night time shift!
Yes!
What is this emo, bro?
What is a fucking speedstrap?
Yo, what the fuck, dude?
What the fuck?
No, dead ass, though.
Guys, I'm streaming almost every single day.
I got you guys.
Let's get a W Ron going.
I'm gonna try my best to stream as much as I can.
I'll be honest with you.
I've got also very interesting news.
Yo, guys, I want your opinion right now.
I am actually really scared to do the diamond gym with jing see do I do it yes or no
Do I do it yes or no
Bro, I was talking to Jason adapt and Marlon and they said one
I'm a baby rage if I don't and number two
Bro, they said that they do not give a flying fuck about you that they are going to kill you. Is this true?
Yes, or no before I go I
Deadass I'm serious
Bro, they no no no you guys are saying show that boy and like you go die both
They are actually like okay. What's the worst case scenario that happens if I go to the diamond gym like actually what is the
Absolute worst thing that could happen to me
Die
So you Jeff wait, so I could actually die
Both I heard that I'm not allowed to drink any water. Is this true?
Is this actually true or no? I heard I'm not allowed to drink any fucking water
Is there any in between snack breaks at the diamond gym or no?
Did they do any type of snacks or no?
No, no, they've been at 21 months, that's good bro.
No, no fatty.
Don't call me fatty dude.
You gotta sign a waiver son.
Do you think a waiver is going to stop?
Come on.
I don't mind.
I'm not worried about that.
That's all I'm worried about.
Um, but I am actually really worried I'm gonna do it for you guys dead ass. I'm still gonna do it for you guys
Um, of course, of course, of course cloudy. It's cloudy. Yes, very cloudy. You're a fat child
You're a fat child. Nice nice nice cloudy very nice very nice very nice very nice. Okay. Yep. Okay, very nice
Okay, very nice sunshine and rainbows. Let's get the sunshine's gone. Yep sunshine's all right
Let's start with our day. We have met gala pretty soon and then after the met gala chat
We're gonna IRL. So let's put a W in the chat. Maybe a two W's. Let's see them identical to each other. It should be pretty nice
Should be very nice, bro. Louis. I see someone saying Louis Vuitton pants. What does that have to do with anything that I got going on right now?
Also outlaw, I don't know if you're in my stream, but instead of clicking fix on the toolkit
Is there a way that you can make it so they don't have to fix so it naturally catches up or?
No
Is there a way or no, or do I have to naturally click it?
Um, you guys keep saying pink ultra hoodies. Stop saying that. Simon's saying that the
Sidemen would get along with the Core more than any other YouTube group. Wait, what?
I think Core might be like our closest, like, group that, I don't know how to phrase it,
that we would get on with, that we would gel with the best.
So you don't know what else his right ear hearing was?
Like, he's not gonna get me wrong.
We're like everyone in the war groups, but I think core,
we would be with them and instantly like,
everyone would just get on with it.
Well, I'll be honest with you.
Hell, we chance anybody.
Do you think we have potential chat?
I feel like, dude, this is like real potential, low key.
Everybody anybody come get it. You know what like we would make fools of ourselves
What like absolute fools of ourselves?
Side men be them
But do a draft
Do like whoever whoever the best you are draft
Who's the best two players in this house for basketball and don't just say me don't don't say me don't say me
Don't just say me bro. I'm dead ass. Don't just say me I
Am curious Ron Ron and Marlon Ron and Marlon Ron and Marlon Ron and Marlon listen all I'm gonna say is
I'm not gonna leak yet
I don't want you guys to do this leak low face or whatever the fuck
But we might or may or may not have something coming up soon, bro. We may or may not have something coming up soon
Bro, I'll be honest with you
I think core, I think core is gonna have like core memories in the future y'all.
We're gonna remember these days.
Maya sings payphone after Ron raids her.
Last night I did raid Maya and some fucking howl I see tweets all of my time at Maya singing payphone.
Do I have to react to Maya singing payphone?
Like why is this payphone meme still following me to this day bro?
Oh, oh, all of my plans I've spent
Where have the times gone?
Where did you start from?
Where are the plans we made for two years so far?
Wait, she got 500 gifted?
Or she got $500 when I rated her?
Wait, do I get a cut of that or no?
If there did exist, I would still be holding you
like this all those fairy tales are full of love
oh my my fucking love somehow be sick
now i'm out of pain yeah i'm lucky you're all
you turned your back on tomorrow
Got yesterday, give you my love
Wait, did I make it F by singing?
Wait, did I? Did I have to make it F by singing?
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Okay, wait, let's watch the clip
Bruce
Whatever bro Bruce Texanita. Hey, bro. We're gonna do something soon. Oh, I've got it. What is this Bruce goes up?
Hold on wait. What in the drama is going on?
Bruce drop them off goes up on your rage for calling Yana
Little sis you're trying to little sister. Well, I gotta watch the clip 28 years old and I'm calling the girl
Little sis and she's like 18 going on 19 bro
Somebody come fucking put the gun under my chin and blow the fucking trigger
Oh my god, that's just dead crazy bro.
Like if you got a loose, hit your way into some pussy game, you are crazy.
You're crazy, loose sis.
Game, what are you talking about, loose sis?
I don't think Rage is trying to, I don't think Rage is trying to do that though, I'm gonna be honest.
You're trying to loose, hit your way into some pussy bro?
I would just say that, I'm gonna say the quiet part out loud.
I've never given a fuck.
nigga how is this mic so at 30 bro you're supposed to just be straight up
you know I'm saying fuck all the little sis hello kitty shit bro you know it
worked yeah you trying to come to the crew watch anime I'll be honest with you
I don't agree with this tape I don't think rage I know rage doesn't want to
do anything that's I don't know Bruce get off the yurks bro that ass stick
Fucking helping me get my style up, bro. I don't want to wear Balenciaga spandex or whatever you said
By the way, Jinxie asked me if I were good to play in a League of Legends tournament
The problem is I've never played
Yeah, you guys are saying oh no no no I've never played a day in my life League of Legends at yo
It is chat, bro
Is League of Legends that bad of a game like no troll is it that bad of a game?
League of legend
Wait, really?
deadass
It's not bad. You're just retarded. Don't call me that I'd rather watch paint dry
Listen, I may or may not do it bro. I've always been there for jinx. Yeah, I'm not just gonna bail on him
But I'll be honest with you. I've never touched the game
So I don't know how fun it would be but let's just say I do play in it
Let's just say I do play in it. I'm not gonna end my stream if I get first-rounded, okay?
So, don't worry. Worst case scenario, the worst case scenario, worst case scenario.
Each game is 40 minutes long. Sun-Yin, Fun-Yin, But-Tun-Yin. Are you that ass?
It is, motherfuckers are lost, bro. They've been lost since 2023, 2024, since they were
texting me, begging me to come over to the ANP house and make up with Phantom and
Kai because they know they had lost their career. But we don't want to bring any
of that up right we just want to keep we just want to keep trying to throw stones
from a glass
oh my god i love drama i love i love when hey can i get a reach i love when
there's drama when it doesn't involve us because it's just free react you know
they got to go live on discord bro so we can all react bro it's simple
but i don't know or what if this is an aim high script
I don't know it don't make sense to me things you say to me don't make sense to me bro but
I'm gonna leave it at that all right I'm gonna leave it at that and just that people are weird
people are lost people are it is what hey listen man if y'all want me to get involved
of the drama y'all let me know it worst case scenario y'all I could get I could get involved
if y'all need a middleman you know I'm saying it'll help with my I mean it'll help with
your viewership y'all you know maybe I could get in y'all need some help just let me know
bro you know what I'm saying y'all are saying yes yes yes please do it please do it um
what is this link soda poppin takes shots at the core boys and question their viewership
flushed emoji create own run everything they don't own shit good for you guys
Banks X's phase members they made a new streaming org and I couldn't help when I saw these look at these guys
They're so inspired and happy together. Yeah, who does that remind you of no talking at us? Oh
Create own run
This cat
What is it core core yeah, it's core. It's called core create own run everything so
Yo before we get to this drama, yo Bruce from y'all are gonna be fun discord
Can I can I get in that so I could get some free viewership please I could set it up, bro
I could dead ass set it up. I just need some free viewership
I need free reacts man. If I don't got content, I know I can count on y'all
And then I see someone at me with the fries emoji. Why is there even a fucking fries emoji on an iPhone?
Create way I'm confused. Is this raise bait or no?
Yo Bruce go to fucking Twitter bro go to Twitter if you're gonna do this dude
go to Twitter
own run
How what is it core core? Yeah, it's core. It's called core
I'm just confused if people just hate on chewing their board like dead ass. Yes or no
I got to know right now create own run everything. So the poor boy, which is interesting because they rent their house
Yeah, I don't know shit
Remember our beast I can't speak on anything until 2031
So if you could please refrain on talking about anything, please bro
I cannot speak on anything until 2031, please bro, please house
Yeah, I'm so confused. Is it that fucking funny that we rent a house?
Like it's that fucking funny how many of them you bought
This is a good number
Jesus is this is this is this what's the word sarcasm or is he being for real is he is this sarcasm or is he being for real?
Is it sarcasm or for real?
It's got to be sarcasm, right?
It ain't zero.
And you assume the best of people for once?
No, no, I assume the worst and I'm right most of the time.
You don't think these young boys have something off me?
You know what?
I've got to take that people might not be ready for it.
I feel like there's a little bit of truth in this, them saying this, and a cover-up
is pretending to be sarcastic when they deep down think about it.
You can call me crazy.
I'm just being honest with you.
I just feel like it's like a loophole because if I react to it and say something
And then they're like, oh, we were being sarcastic.
But then if I react to it and they're really mean,
it's like, oh, why are you,
there's like, it's like a loophole that they're trying to do.
You know what I'm saying?
But if you think that I've,
you can go through every type of analytic on me,
any type of services you could check on me,
any type of anything.
I showed my revenue, I showed everything.
I've noticed though, when my views are up,
people say I'm botting,
when my views are low, they say I fell off.
So what is the in the middle?
I think so.
Do you have something to offer here?
Some of them are pretty funny,
I'm gonna put a VBOT, I'll have them, at least.
I mean, half of them, there's six, that's probably three.
Listen, we can't even point the finger, bro.
Bro, is this OTK or no?
What?
Our own, fuck a view count, make every view count.
Our own team is fucked, you know?
So it's like.
You're right.
Our team is fucked.
Oh, this is OTK?
Wait, this is OTK?
I
Ruth's boys
What
So there's your answer there you go
I'm not gonna lie, bro
No, fuck it all burn it. You know you guys 20 million dollar condom. How I feel like I
I feel like there's too much hate, bro.
Facts are no.
Am I tripping?
I feel like this is like, this could be stark.
They're going to just say this is sarcasm if it gets called out, but man, like, what
is the point of hating on?
I don't get it, man.
You guys are doing a podcast of shit talking.
Is that what this is or no?
OTK is low-key thriving, man.
Maybe I'm just jealous.
Maybe I'm just jealous.
I forgot.
They're low-key fucking thriving.
Think about it. They're maybe they're low-key. They're up, bro. They're actually up. They're dead ass up, bro. Dead ass
Look how they introed it X ex phase banks X's phase members they made it
Who is this? I'm not gonna lie man. I'm not getting baited dead ass. I can't get baited by a damn
I'm not caught you in the low caught you in one, huh?
What's going on over here, buddy? That big ass knows my shit bevious
You can make fun of my hair line all you want me
I was about to say some fucked up shit that might have got us here
I already know you were gonna say number one and then number two you're making fun of my nose yo max
You got a penis fucking ball sack vasectomy, whatever the fuck so that you can't have children until you're ready
You're talking about getting a fucking butt reduction at 23 years old
You fucking pierced your your your your thing whatever the fuck and and
Shut the fuck up bro talk about my nose bro did ass
Like bro is my nose that big
Who remembers the one clip of Betsy recording max changing into the mongos outfit is but
I'm not gonna do it, I'm not gonna do it, I can understand though. Does anyone know? Wait,
Combs are getting deleted tomorrow, soundbite! Why did I just see someone say that?
I caught you in a little, caught you in one, huh? What's going on over here, buddy?
No? Oh my God, I thought I was about to celebrate. I'm gonna be honest with you,
do you think the streams are gonna get better or worse without Twitter, Combs? Because
then it's just no opinions up but my intros are gone bro yes we will be we will be doing
the same we will be doing a core video probably with the sidemen I love Simon
deadass bro who's the best sidemen I'm not gonna you know say who's better than
who but I'm not gonna lie Simon and Simon and toji deadass Toby I said toji
Simon and Toby deadass be showing me mad love anytime I talk to them brother
This, I love them.
KSI hates me.
Yeah.
I didn't mean to say toji, bro.
I didn't mean to say this.
I did see this, we did see this.
You listened to the podcast for 40 year old deviants
to do nothing but cry about 20 year olds being popular
and trying to discredit them.
You need to leave your house and make your first friend.
There's a reason motherfuckers like the Simon
didn't care about streamers till this gen came out.
Bro, I just feel like there's too much
fucking hate on the internet now.
Is this fucking Drew wall?
The fuck is this, bro?
Um, what is this?
Bro, I'm deadass serious.
I'm way too scared to go to the Diamond Gem.
I don't think it's time.
Wait, what is this?
First respi- I don't know what I'm gonna fuck about this while shit.
Exes, faze members.
Oh my god, get this fucking dork off my timeline, bro.
Y'all gonna miss me when the comm is gone, bro.
Who the fuck are you?
Why did that just play? I did not mean to click that. I did not mean to click that.
I actually cannot wait until these fucking Twitter problems are gone, bro, because now no one's going to make fun of anything that I do.
Um, scrolling through the comm like a chud.
What does this even mean, bro?
Motherfuckers can't even be on their phones anymore.
Is this what it even be on my fucking phone anymore?
I deadass can't even be on my fucking phone no more.
I deadass can't be on my fucking phone anymore, bro.
Like, a dad found a poster of Mike gave him
and started missing him.
No.
What's this?
The mic.
Oh, this was from Mike.
Mike giving him an AI poster.
Like, what car is this?
Bro, what do you think Mike's doing right now?
He's stuck in a contract.
Mike is deadass stuck in a contract.
I'm dead serious.
Like, he's deadass stuck in a fucking contract
the rest of his life. Mike. Damn. From Faz Mike for A. This was from Mike. I miss him.
I miss Mike, bro. I hope Mike's good. That's not a LaFerrari, bro. What is this? Hold on.
Is this AI or is this a real car? That is... Didn't LaFerrari don't got this shit on
the front. I don't know what I'm looking at here. I love Mike, bro. Shout out, Mike.
Should we save him, Chad? Or should we let him just-
Oh!
Oh, yeah!
Yeah!
Very nice. The stable calm, bro. Those days. I did see this. Good morning, stable. Um...
Anyways, anything else that I missed that I need to see? Ron, forget your ATV. I
got a better idea.
What the fuck is this?
How did they do this up the road?
What is this?
What kind of car is this?
What is this considered?
Chad, what is this considered?
What is this?
I don't know what this is considered.
A Jeep?
I don't know what, how is it so fucking massive, bro?
How is it so massive?
Imagine going in school zone with this cinema that's that
My god, bro exes phase members these guys are doors right you need spam
Oh, you want these guys are doors. Um, I have to cook something up in the honor of the new house
I'm gonna be so honest I don't know what it is maybe I'm just like nostalgia
forming bro the old house is so bad I swear to God I don't know if I could
even find I don't even know if I could find it that's how bad it is like I
I can't even find the new house, bro.
I Dennis cannot find the old house I meant.
Like I Dennis can't even find, it's such a bad house.
Holy shit.
A message for Ron.
Oh, it's a minute and 21 seconds of epic.
Yo, what's up, Ron?
Let's see if you're moving in, man.
Let's see it, bro.
Please, please.
And I already know people are gonna be hating me
in the chat, but I don't want you.
Moving on, though.
Why is there background music?
What is like...
Good luck on the new era.
Thank you in the game.
Thank you.
Tell you the truth.
Thank you, bro.
And I know I say this a lot, but...
I'm just proud.
Who just said, is this the Jake Future of the stable?
Yo, chill.
Chillin.
And...
I...
am...
so honored that I got to talk to you.
talk to you and realize how much of a genuine, kind person you are.
Same with the others.
And I got them in there.
Thank you.
For giving me hope.
Because, like every others you might have met, all of you, especially you, have given me hope.
Thank you, bro.
I'm glad I have that.
Thank you.
And you are always a good friend of mine.
Thank you, bro. Thank you.
You have great stream, mom.
Thank you.
And all the haters, fuck off.
Oh, okay.
Have a great day, mom.
Thank you.
And I hope to see you in the call in your Monday.
Have a good day.
Very emotional, bro.
I'm glad you put it in parentheses just in case I got, you know, emotional.
That was a good warning for me.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you so much.
Yo, by the way, I actually swear to God, this is the most annoying thing I've ever fucking dealt with.
I'm in the car last night at, like, 1 a.m. driving to pick up food.
I get a fucking call by Dean and it goes through my fucking phone to my Bluetooth on my car at 1 a.m
I'm not even kidding. I'm not even bro. I'm not even kidding at 1 a.m
I'm driving and I randomly I'm playing music. I was playing coding. What is it coding crazy my future that song I
Was playing it. I was getting to the good part and then all of a sudden it goes
And I'm like what the fuck is calling my fucking phone, bro, and I check and it's Dean
And I'm like, how are you on my Bluetooth?
Bro, I got a, there's something wrong, man.
Check out this TikTok I found.
What?
What the fuck?
Oh!
I'm so dead ass, by the way.
You could tell Jynxy, you could tell anyone.
I'm actually scared of going.
Oh, God, this morning, me, ladies, Marlon, Jason,
and Dad were talking.
I was talking about how I'm scared to go.
Get up, you're not gonna show up.
Swap!
He's broken, you wanna go home?
Fuck you about your fucking tomb.
Wait, what if I push?
What if I push?
Unk.
What would happen to me if I...
Go home?
What if I shoved Unk like this?
What would happen?
Fuck you about your fucking tomb.
Not about left.
Wait, so he deadass has a broken tone?
Head up and chill!
Oh, it's just...
What?
What?
Mr. KGP's bullshit!
Your hands were...
What in the shit?
Set one that shit.
Can I see it?
God.
God.
Bro.
God.
God.
God.
God.
He's just whipping our toes like that's some bullshit now. It's gonna be his pinky from the third grade until it's ACL and Metro soccer game
Is this worth it is
This fucking worth it to go like is this worth it at all like is it worth it to go?
Is this even worth it?
What do you guys get set on my phone?
Jason Stream.
Oh, but mine is too good today.
The fuck did I miss?
I'm gonna be honest, I'm actually scared of going.
Is it worth it?
Yes or no?
What do you think, Liz?
I think it is.
You think it's dead ass worth it?
I think it's gonna be really funny, you know?
I'm really fucking scared
No, but the whole the only thing is if I'm with Jinxie I actually cannot quit because then if I quit the whole chat
It's just gonna say I'm pussy. They're gonna say I'm a bitch
They're gonna say oh you're gonna leave Jinxie blah blah blah, and I'm just gonna be like oh my god
Like bro, I can't quit bro. I did ask can't quit man. I did ask who the fuck are you bro?
Who the fuck are you, bruh?
Does Laze realize they're gonna make him work too? Oh, I'm gonna be honest with you tonight, bro
We look you gotta practice burpees. I swear to God
I'm not gonna ain't cha- cha- should I be practicing burpees every night? What the fuck is this?
Guess whose core members chat is this kill that boy kill that boy kill that boy. Who's chat is this?
I don't notice any
This isn't my chat
Who's chat is this this isn't my chat?
Stumble Junoto. What is this gift?
What is this gift?
What is this fucking gift bro?
This is not bro. This is not my my community. Okay. Oh my god. I have the worst gifts
Is this my community? I don't think so
Is it I don't know Ron. Did you order food you should low key eat number on the shelf for a little bit? Thank you though
What the fuck is this you see this?
They getting too comfortable who the
Brother, there's nothing even up here.
There's not even a house up here, Chad.
There's dead ass not a house up here.
This is just a mountain.
So you're telling me there's people in the hills?
Bro, I'm gonna be honest with you.
This is getting a little creepy, anyone else or no?
Like, this is getting a little fucking weird.
Like, I get being like a fan.
I get people just like having fun, etc.
But bro, this is in the hill.
Like, look at this, there's nothing even here.
How do you just like...
Bro, something really weird happened yesterday, I'm not going to talk about stream, but it
was just super weird, bro.
I'm just a little worried being here, that's what I think will be fine, because yesterday
me and Woj, we set up 14 land mines in the backyard.
Yes, we have set up 14 land mines all across the backyard.
Hopefully I don't step on one by accident on stream.
I don't really know where they are.
I forget.
They're not really marked, but yeah, there's about 14 land mines.
So basically anyone who steps in the parameter of like five inches or something like that,
it'll explode all of your limbs within 30, it's like 30 milliseconds or something like
that.
Ron, can you get to level four?
I can't, bro.
Yeah, I can't do this website, it doesn't work, it doesn't work.
What did you type in my chat, bro?
They were typing.
What's- what's- what's the type of bus he took to school?
I am autistic and whoever asked that in the chat,
if you guys are going to be haters about that, go fuck off.
Max would be the type of person to ask him that.
Like, bro, you know what type of bus he took.
Like, bro.
Like, bro, you know what type of bus he took.
What is this, bro?
Oh, this is a good picture of you.
What if he doesn't take the bus asshole brother am I the only one whose bus came to their front door?
No, actually I swear my bus actually used to come from door
You've never heard that but it was a full bus
It was a full bus
Jsyncho's kind hearted friend reaps the core boys in his new music video oh wait
that's love but he's actually love bro hey shout out hey shout out Jsyncho
bro and his friends it is actually love bro wow this is love bro I'm dead ass read
the comments I can't see the sticker so oh why am I oh wait a minute why did I
just make the cameo
I don't really want to be in that cameo, but um nice
Senna did it too
Senna throws up the core hands. Oh, that's love bro. Oh my god. Bob did too. This is yo, this is love, bro
This is dead ass love man
This is nice. This is good shit, man. This is what I mean when I say we got a real community, bro
This is a real fucking community dead serious. Yo, I think I like something on Twitter. Let me hide my life just in case
Because you never know what's in there. Oh, yeah, how the fuck is this have?
34,000 likes and I saw it has millions of views on TikTok
They told me that I have good screen controls. That's true, but I didn't even notice how good it looked on-stream like look at this
Look at this
This is the good one look at this when he closed the door look
Yo!
This one looks actually real, look!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Where's the outro?
Yo!
AHHHHHHHHH!
And my internet's out, that's great. Life's good.
Makes you fucking good.
Oh! I'm going too far past my likes. Wait, what is this?
Shout out Santa, man.
Heart with bandage, that's so nice.
That's love.
That's love, man.
Shout out, shout out anyone who's reppin' core.
Um...
The Met Gala. Oh, it's starting wait
118,000 viewers wait how many do we have?
Are we close to that or no?
Who is this?
Only 20 wait, can you tell them to rate us?
Wait chat is XQC reacting or no? I kind of want to do with him
If he is, I want to rate the outfits.
Who usually has the best outfits?
Who usually has the-
Who's that?
You guys know who this is more than me.
Oh, it doesn't start for another 10 minutes?
Okay, bet.
All right, bet.
You let me know.
Wait.
Who are they screaming for?
Wait, what even is the Met Gala?
Is it like some...
The Met Gala is an annual exclusive fundraising gala held on the 1st of Monday in May to benefit
a museum of art prints.
It marks the opening of the...
So what if this is a distraction?
How are you on TikTok in jail, bro?
What are you sending me in jail?
You're 15 minutes of phone time in jail.
going to use to send me Charlie Kirk AI of fucking Marlon, bro.
This isn't Lacey.
This is his prison officer.
Yeah, now we've lost the problem, bro.
Hey, Free Fosco in the chat, bro.
That happens.
Free Fosco in the chat.
Let me call up XQC real quick.
Do you think I'll pick up my phone or I'll be ego'd, lol.
Hold on, let's see.
What the fuck is bubba and why did we take him to the showers hey are you watching the
Met Gala or no what the fuck is the matter daddy wait do you have any great do you have
any wait do you have any daddy coming in haha you I'm gonna come in you all right yo are
Are you gonna watch the Met Gala or no?
Okay, yeah.
What?
I don't even have to react to the outfit.
I don't even look at the fence.
I was gonna watch the Gala thing and see the outfit,
but I was like, damn, bro,
I wish I had a friend to react to it,
but I don't know if your chat is gonna be putting like,
like, is there an email to say no,
or is there an email to say yeah?
Like, that type of shit.
Well, I don't like.
They come out in 10 minutes.
Is that a sponsor thing or what?
No, it's not a sponsor.
I was just bored, you know what I'm saying?
I mean, I don't have to watch it.
I just thought it'd be fun.
I don't know.
I'm pretty sure since you see all the people come out
Wait boss
Wait, how do you see that
Wait, hot you're leaking well, no one's supposed to see this what I mean that Emma Chamberlain
Wait wait so nobody's even coming out
Oh
Yeah, another red carpet did you want to see it together?
Bro you have 800 million dollars, what are you doing a sponsor for?
industry and opportunities coming forward when there's new things happening in the industry
and in your realm. Like it keeps you fresh and it keeps you available for the brand out there.
Like what? So how much are they paying you? 100 bands for sale? That's it? I will not tell you much.
Wait, can you, wait, can I, what's the sponsor of our game?
On delivers. Did they want to throw me a bag? I could come in.
On, they, they, they want to, I think they want to make money overall. So I don't think
says you says you actually says you actually says you all my friends are
better players than me all your friends are the worst players of you
leave me in front of Lacey he's in trouble with you okay spell matter or spell I cup now
I see you B haha later dork got him good bro I got him good I actually got
I'm good no troll. I actually got him good wait so if there gonna be more outfits that come out
Does anybody Charlie XCX? I'm not gonna lie Charlie XCS XCXXXXXQC
She Dennis carried Iggy Azalea. I'm gonna be honest with you Charlie Loki make good music
We Nicole Kidman. I mean this pretty good outfit. I'll be honest with you
Venus Williams
Okay, is there anyone that I know on here?
Emma Chamberlain yo, I don't want to sell like a dumbass is Emma Chamberlain that big
Lazy she wait really? I thought she just made YouTube videos. What did she do?
Really
Really she kind of looks like you
Um, Los Polos!
Is this Los?
Is this Marlon?
I don't really know these people, Chad.
Do you guys know who these people are?
Where's all, like, the celebrities that I would know?
I'm gonna be honest with you.
Evette, do you think I could ever get invited to this type of shit or no?
I deadass thought that was Pokemon for a second.
What are these outfits?
These are very interesting.
I don't see any outfit.
What is this guy wearing?
This is crazy.
This is a crazy outfit.
Is there blood on his face?
Is there deadass blood on his face?
Trying to see who I know here, bro.
go back up to who y'all are y'all I'm I'm in bro what's I don't know what y'all
trying to see his outfit I mean his outfit's tough what are y'all talking
bro this is a nice outfit this is a nice outfit bro this is a cool outfit above
that this is freaky bro I'm not gonna show this no I can't I gotta get off
this website I gotta get off this website I got I gotta get off that
website bro I gotta get off that website why are you spamming Jason
stream what bro I'm Jason up this in here wait are they about a fight wait
Salem god they're about a fight so you hear me say you hear us like read a
body shot wait they're gonna fight just let that shit up now now this is
Who are you going for, Stilke?
Uh, you take your ass.
Stilke, whoever wants it, bro.
Is it ready?
Can you start it?
We're gonna miss it!
They're saying, they're saying, I'm gonna lose.
They're saying I'm gonna lose.
They're saying, they're saying, beat my ass, bro.
I will be put belt to ass trust.
Anything bro, you know how to like cover your side.
You know.
No hitting Marlon's precious face.
Thank you, brother.
Thank you, brother.
What's up, man?
You want next? You want next?
What?
What's your problem?
What do you mean?
That's exactly what I was saying.
No, is he not in the gym every single day, every morning?
Yeah, but...
But I am...
Bro, you're marlin', bro.
I'm not going to lie, bro. There is a...
I'm a asshole bro.
But I can't ask myself a fuck.
What?
I swear to God if you touch his face, you'll come to me.
I swear to God.
No.
I swear.
I swear.
I'll touch you.
I'll touch that.
You can touch me, you like.
Oh my God!
I swear, don't touch it.
You can touch me.
Oh my God.
This is a lot of gotten-together content.
You're the way to end the show!
I don't want to talk about it.
I don't want to talk about it.
I don't want to talk about it.
Yeah, we're still in the tickets.
We have to stop all the review right now. Have we just make them all sub?
Oh, that's not bad. That's not bad.
Oh, this is just perfect.
Watch it, watch it.
Oh, fuck it!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Give it to me?
Why can't you do something?
Oh, hell no.
You can't do something.
Let her do something.
Let her do something.
Put it back.
Come on.
Just put it back.
Just try it like this.
You're fucking dead.
But that's what it's supposed to be.
I don't want to get fired at you now.
I don't want to get fired.
How long are we doing, how long are you doing?
Get the timer on.
Three minutes?
Three minutes.
Three minutes?
Three minutes.
Oh, just one run?
Yeah.
Come close.
Come close.
Listen.
Three minutes, okay, no touching each other's heads, only body shots.
You know what I'm saying?
Nothing below the belly button, all that.
And you know what I'm saying?
You got three minutes, one round.
We're going to try to stay in a little bit of a circle.
I'll call it and I'll say back up if we gotta, you know, back up other than that, y'all, uh, touch gloves, y'all.
All right, ready?
Wait, the circle is from here to the machine and then the end of this open to the stairs.
Three, two, one, go!
I'll just tell you that's too close.
Oh!
Ooh!
Oh!
Ooh!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Not even out of many.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Come on, come on.
We got you.
One minute.
You got two minutes left.
Halfway.
One minute left.
One minute left.
30 seconds.
20 seconds.
10, 6, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
I need to run, bro.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
You got me?
I can't watch you. You're doing good though. Good shit. That was hard. I didn't know Barley could really just...
He moved me to the back! I didn't even watch!
That's a weight. He had heavy weights, but you...
Oh, that feels...
Bro, how's that three minutes slide?
I forget that, bro.
Okay, I'm gonna...
Give me your arms a flex.
How the fuck are you guys?
You didn't fucking do nothing!
The fuck?
I need a lot of my breathing techniques.
You're a leg slide.
Hey, I see why you don't have a breath.
Come on, come on, come on, wrist.
Why?
Ha!
How are you tired?
Oh, I'm glad to have a walk around here.
Make sure there's no illegal shots, and she needs to show y'all safety.
No, okay, Nick.
We're going to make a, in the basement.
Oh, an underground box.
Oh, an actual ring?
Do we have a...
We got a whole spike now.
I don't know if it's there.
Oh, that's not you.
There's a spike.
No cameras.
No cameras.
There's a free boxing room jumping out Thursday.
You guys might as well do that.
I suck at that.
You guys might as well do that.
20 to hands.
I'm going to be like 20.
20 minutes.
You're going to make the money back.
If you're going to fight, you win.
You're going to make the money back.
On Patreon, maybe?
That's not a bad shot.
That's not a bad shot.
I might get in there.
Cool.
Oh my God.
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, you're pulling back.
You got it.
You guys wanna go?
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, I know.
Yo, hey, listen.
Do you in the fucking room right now?
Give me a little more too.
What?
Give me a little more right now.
No.
One is right here.
Jack.
Jack right.
Jack's right.
Yeah.
Jack right.
Yeah.
Jack right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Oh my God!
Oh!
Oh, what did that happen?
Sanya!
Where's Benz here, bro?
Oh!
Benz?
Oh!
Oh!
That's not a Scarecrow!
Benz, Benz!
That's not a Scarecrow!
That's not a Scarecrow!
Benz, Benz!
That's not a Scarecrow!
Yes!
I'm Scarecrow, bro!
That's not what I said!
I'm not what I said!
I'm not what I said!
You got a shot, you got a shot.
What? You got a shot?
I'm not even born to be awesome.
I've got 20 hits on you.
I get free 20.
Free 20?
He's letting you...
No, no, no, I'm hoping to... What?
Okay!
Okay!
Okay, no face!
No face.
No face.
What happened?
What's that?
Open your stomach.
Let me get one.
No.
No.
Move it.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
What happened?
Okay.
No.
No.
No.
No.
I want this.
Oh my God.
No.
It's shadow.
No.
Come on.
Come on.
Ah
Okay
I'm back to you
I'm not gushing this
How do I do all the work?
I'm on here
We in a sauna?
Yeah
So first round
Who are you?
I'm speaking my mind
I just heard Billy do the same.
Last time I body.
And then take him around.
That's what I fucking love to do.
Ladies vs John?
I mean, hey.
Oh, hey.
You good?
What you making?
No, I'm going to show you body stuff.
Body stuff, right?
Body stuff!
Come on, ladies.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Body stuff.
I need to be in the lab for a little bit before we run that.
You lost one of the me.
What?
You're taller though.
If it's body shots, it's a strength thing.
Oh, that's really great.
This is where you hit.
You're right here.
So what if I go down for life?
What if he just seems like a brother?
He breaks one of those.
Oh, bro.
You have archives, bro.
Yeah.
So what?
So just wear another art, put another Twitter post.
I'm gonna do it off camera. I'm gonna do it off camera like two weeks three weeks and we got this one one
Yep
Offstream kills three.
Offstream.
Hey, that's a crap.
I read it.
That's how you get it.
That's how you get the fuck out of it.
You ever say it, yeah.
Yeah, I've ever said it.
I want you.
I want you, dude.
Said I want you.
Me?
Yes.
Now, it says you're gonna be bad.
We're gonna be shit.
We're gonna kill him.
All right.
What else can I see?
What else, brother?
Oh, nice.
Let's talk it.
Oh, yeah.
Shit.
My gala, yeah.
You wanna watch it?
You wanna watch it together?
I mean, yeah.
there though is it famous people putting on like the same shit I think it's like
creative like shit like Travis was there
you know she's at the hospital what oh man we got a 20-foot on us
All right, um...
You're sweating, bro. You're not going to sweat even.
Nah, we are.
Nah, I do sweat a lot.
Hey, you didn't sweat at all!
Your cardio's ass!
You're a fat bitch!
That's what it is. Sweat.
Fat bitch.
That's serious?
Wait, what?
You're a little body-stout, there.
No, him give you a body-stout.
All right.
I don't think I doubt what you wrote.
Huh?
You got it?
No.
What?
What?
Where's the CEO?
The bank.
Oh.
My fucks make it too much money.
John versus Giddly.
John versus Giddly.
John versus Giddly.
John versus Giddly.
John versus Giddly.
John versus Giddly.
John versus Giddly.
John versus Giddly.
What's up, Mr. Duke?
How much do you weigh, but what?
How much do you weigh?
Everybody want to do an off camera?
Everyone do an off camera.
What's wrong with doing an off camera?
I'm sure we're off stream mining.
Yeah, what's wrong with off camera mining?
I don't go get you off camera.
I don't think I'll win, but I'll do it.
Okay, what's the difference?
One, I get to just...
One is a lie.
What are you trying to preserve?
When the chat spans LOL's and Keckler's, it's like getting food versus not getting food on streams.
Off-streams better.
What's he like, nice, oh, WL, WL, WL.
I don't care about that.
He's like, W.
Yo, yo.
Is there a shot right here?
No, I don't think it is.
Right?
Yeah, it's not good.
What?
Oh, it's 72.
Did anyone in porn come out of the Met Galleon?
Hold on, hold on. Who's 68?
What's 67?
Oh, the worst.
No, Lou is not putting the only glove, bro.
Lou works out of a business.
What?!
You can't hit her.
No!
For London.
No.
Oh my fucking God man, what's up with this?
You're a fucking captain!
No, you're a captain for League of Legends?
Yes I am, I know.
I've never tested a game.
I hope that was standing when I said captain.
Wait, what game?
I heard League of Legends.
Oh, almost 300 kill YouTube.
Everybody goes up right now.
Literally right now.
We're gonna give you like five minutes.
What?
We decor, bro.
I'm sorry.
Is this?
No, actually, I'm not holding the C.
Oh, it was a fart, bro.
It's kind of like a love.
It's kind of like a love.
It's kind of like a love, y'all.
It's kind of like a love, y'all.
Because then look, look, look, look, you see?
Look at that.
Look at that.
Look at that, look at that, look at that.
And then love comes together.
The love comes together.
Maybe just in case, you know,
we want to smell the K,
you can throw that away, okay?
Oh.
Okay.
I like that.
I don't know.
Is this what's the name?
Uh, I think that's E.B.K.
I got nothing y'all.
Yeah, just no knowledge of that at all.
I was invited to be in the gang in Cherry Hill.
Seriously, really?
Love is the core of the heart.
Oh, Cherry Hill.
Oh, my God.
The Cherry Hill Grim Reapers.
Wait, Cherry Hill, that's what Jake Cole's from, no?
No.
Jake Cole's not from Cherry Hill.
Oh, what was that?
I
Camden it gives us fun UK the fun y'all come to Cherry Hills you happen who's that
You know?
Pretty tough.
Hey.
Welcome.
I got one.
Welcome.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Welcome to the courthouse.
Can I tell you who would be for something?
Um.
What happened, mate?
I was just going to say, I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
What happened, Rick?
Oh.
Oh.
Holy.
Let's not get a TikTok at that one.
That's not ours anymore.
That's not mine, though.
OK.
Who's that for?
OK.
That's for this little gilliness,
literally impregnaged.
Little box?
Oh, OK, sorry about playing it.
No way.
No way there's candy in this van, huh?
Oh, well.
Why does it fake beautiful out?
Yo, you know someone up there was recording us now?
That's cat.
No, I'm god.
It was you guys riding in the scooters through the gate.
Right there.
I don't know we got a whole thing you would think this would be safe and like secure
but like safe and secure here some of this guy
I don't have shoes on yeah, but this is gonna happen in the video you can tell you go to the
you don't have your shoes and you're gonna do a barefoot
Whatever he said coast
Or what?
Or what? No, your uncle?
I'm not doing that fucking thing bro
I'm not fucking doing that
I'll do it for you bro
Uncle is already fucking... I'll kick you off your fucking...
No, no, no, no, no, no, come on over here son
Come on over here son, please, please
Please, please
I thought my phone was set
I
See a few
It's really pretty actually.
It's almost like a shit in this?
I got it.
Goldfish?
How are you stepping in?
No, is that the end?
No, it's not there.
Yo, goldfish?
Because they're little fucking rods and heat them.
And then right here, we do silverfish.
Silverfish.
Orange do a statue of you.
Wait, yeah.
I'm gonna show that.
Yeah.
We should low-key tear this down and make a statue of Marlin like this.
That'd be good.
Yup.
Then people will really know it's a cool house.
A chocolate fountain of marlin like that.
Would you eat of it?
Yeah, I'd eat all of it.
For pork.
And then the chocolate should be spewing out of his penis.
Okay, fine.
Yeah.
That'd be bad.
You can't do it out of his penis.
It would go off the fucking sides.
Yeah, that's true.
That's very true.
Let's see if we spot any TikTokers.
They're literally everywhere, bro.
I'm not even kidding.
You think anyone lives in that team 10 house anymore?
No, there is someone up there.
There is?
Yeah.
Like chills when we go up there. I love it. That's why I've been sparring this shit. I think I'm ready
Pre-pre Twitter clip 15 minutes
It'll get clipped and then like the Twitter pages will post like a fake caption that he'll see you
Yeah, what you guys think you only fights like retired boxers for you see fighters
He would never spar with me make it more realistic
Jake ball would never
Oh, I'm a ball.
Jake Ball.
Yo, dude, you could never ever fight Jake Paul ever.
Jake Paul, what the fuck?
Oh, yeah, that's bad.
Sorry, I'm bad.
That's a ladder for decoration.
That's pretty nice.
Actually, we have another one right over there.
I just have ladders and fucking bikes over there.
Ah, because we have no fucking burners.
Ready?
Noted.
All right.
Oh, fuck.
That was pretty rude of me, bro. I'm a guy who's...
Oh yeah, watch out!
Well, this is not a guy.
I mean, it's not done yet, but I need progress.
So this is where you didn't want us to be?
Yeah.
For now, like, it doesn't seem...
It's kind of tough.
Kind of, kind of tough, no?
That's so, even on your camera?
Are you gonna keep the touches?
No, I'm...
No, I saw those one.
I'll put the touches out,
and then I'm getting...
The black leather touches.
I'm not talking about an interview like...
Black leather...
Black leather...
Black leather...
The touch...
I'd run. You know I'd do this to myself, right?
What is that?
What? Put it up there?
No, I did it.
He's been like, stapled to death.
You painted it?
You painted it?
Yeah.
Wait.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
That's all I love about it.
Don't put that up in life.
Bro.
I swear to her.
It's not bad, dude, right?
You're gonna put it on snap, bro.
I mean, it's just weak, more than you're fucking in. It's, you know, tall. Is that even on anything?
No, it's just stares.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Why would you not like...
That's low-key fired, uh...
Yeah.
...behind the...
Mm-hmm.
They go up.
Yeah, I'm serious.
Who game it is?
The Dolls Store?
Oh.
See, and where's the L?
Not a lot. Did y'all sell them how we got in trouble though?
Oh yeah, it was 36 bucks from RealMDGov.
It's not a printable game. It's not about the money.
I least swung it in and it's split in half somehow.
This is really nice, bro. It took a lot of time.
Can I get a room tour? I was listening to the questions yesterday.
Can I get a room tour of your room?
You see this?
No, I didn't see none of those.
Let's go do that content, yeah?
No one's really seen our rooms.
Can I honestly, the rooms?
No one's really seen the rooms.
Let's go.
Is there a late night cooking later?
No, no, no.
Welcome to the house.
I got you.
I think we do steak, mashed potatoes.
Last time I cooked the steak, my apartment caught on fire.
This is me right here.
Wait, this is tough.
What do you think it is?
Yeah.
Wait, what?
This is fucking dope.
Are you fucking serious, Ron?
Let's take a picture.
What?
You've had no energy from our steak.
Dude, this is hard.
How long to take you?
Look, Sam, I'm gonna root out of the car for you.
I like you need to watch this this is disgusting. Yeah
Oh
We hit 300k
Oh
Let's do that bro we're guys we're 30% into wait 70% left until million y'all make sure to go
Subsid our other channel half
600? 600?
Actually, you see something?
Yeah, we're already halfway almost.
How much did he crawl, do you remember?
Like, weekly.
I don't know.
Two subs a day.
I do remember we were playing with Legos from one video.
And Play-Doh.
No, you didn't.
Yeah.
That was a ritual, I think.
Trouble with me if you remember the Play-Doh.
Who watched that?
Legos segment.
I don't think I've ever watched any of those videos.
Because I might not have got a force, then I can say that.
Yes, I can.
Yep, I can say that.
Yeah.
Anyways, um
Oh and Bob egg
Oh, I saw you do this this things work like some money now, huh?
This is that might be worth like a lot of money. What do you get actually that? I don't know
How much you think this is oh, but Tina the team young one of the best midfielders in the game. Oh, what about I'm
Let me know
No, that's that's a suit. Oh, yeah, sweet. Oh my god
I wonder if you can even walk football even if you try to I'm not kidding. Oh, okay
Yeah
Careful bro, you can't go in that way.
Oh here, you want an X?
There's a drink over there, you can't be around.
Oh my god, that scared me.
Is the kitchen right here?
Is the core kitchen bro?
So every single morning I come down here and I get asked to eat a banana.
I guess you fucking do it.
I think he loves it actually.
I also know I can access it.
Oh damn, what case do you want me to boil the eggs?
This is the banana for the cleaners in case they come.
Look, look, look.
Bro.
It'll be-
Hey, hot take?
This is no good, look, look,
look, someone in the cleaners come, yo.
That's good.
Hahahahaha.
Yeah, it looks funny.
Yo, hot take.
I think this is the best color I've been in.
Like literally perfect.
I don't discriminate, like a little bit of brown.
A little bit of brown?
Like just like, give the sweetness out of it.
Hot, hot, actually hot take?
I like when it's kind of green.
I hate that shit.
I hate that shit.
Very hot take, man.
I know, like how did you just peel it down?
Don't peel it?
It's like a little...
That looks like a little cheese.
And after, I go to the other side.
Like that.
You're circumcised.
And then I go, I got you, I got you, I got you.
A little spreader.
But then you squished the banana.
It looks crazy, I'm not gonna lie.
And then, but here we are, here we are.
Look, and you squeeze it up so you don't get nothing on your hands.
What?
So when you peel it, you eat it like this so you don't get nothing on your hands.
You squished your banana?
I got a question.
like bananas though bananas are good it's fun like I'll be honest with y'all
like I eat my banana crazy difference
hey how did you do that?
what?
drop
hey I don't actually know what I'm talking about
so how do I know?
peanut butter peanut butter PB&J sandwich we're soon on
What the fuck are you talking about bro?
That is good.
You just put tuna with everything man.
That is good.
That is fucking good.
He's hanging out in the air.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
Alright, alright, alright.
Aw, that's disgusting.
Ew.
You know what the worst part about this is?
You make prison meals bro.
No I don't.
Dude I need an oatmeal monster bro.
You're a quaker.
Whoa.
You're a chicken-like piece.
It's not even fun to be racist to you in the morning.
That's sad, man.
You actually changed his laugh, bro. That's how I know you got rich as fuck.
He actually changed his laugh.
That's how you know what a skullcap is, cast in at least for a meal.
Yo, I still haven't gotten mine before.
I bet I've ordered a skullcap a year ago that I haven't gotten it.
My fucking inner-
That's insane.
Oh, so now can I get a little more stuff?
Oh, I thought-
Almost got his ass.
I thought it would slip, bro.
I told him, bro, he wasn't-
Bro, you know what I mean.
Hey, go this way.
Understeer case.
You guys ever saw Earth?
No, I've never seen it.
I've never seen it before.
I actually never had it.
I've never seen it before.
It's so funny.
You know-
I've seen it before.
People at the corner, though.
Guys, let's go check out Earth.
This is my room right here, you know what I'm saying?
This is where all the matter happens.
This is all...
This is all my happiness actually.
She is crazy as fuck.
She's actually crazy as fuck.
So I got Marlon Satch up there.
What?
That was tough.
Okay.
Yo Mark, come check this out bro.
That's my dead dog.
What the fuck?
Why are you laughing at my dead dog?
Is this the fake burger?
Yeah, it's my real cat.
This is fake burger? It is?
Bro, you should have MC Ben meet Marlon.
Oh really? That's cool.
You should... I'm not even trying to be weird, bro!
Don't stop! Stop, bro!
Wait, can you stop?
No, I knew we were going to talk about that, bro.
But why, man?
You should have literally jerkered that off of mine.
Why, bro?
No, I'm not allowed to... It's not that I'm saying that to me, MC Ben.
MC Ben? Bro, it's not that I'm meeting Marlon.
Marlin
Oh my god, no you to video all the side flanity majority to meet and see then
Cold dead. No. No more like this one. That's not even like me over doing it. I was just like, yo
Oh, hey, this is more like this shit out of cause I'm serious
What I can't I was mountain. I mean you can't but like
That's just gay. I don't see none of my fucking idea. That's why he doesn't yeah
Yeah, why do you have to sexualize it?
Yeah, I understand.
It's like when I say hi to Etsy Ben.
Bro, but you, that's Marley.
First.
Hey, come take the side belt.
Yeah, so my beautiful girl, you know what I'm saying?
She got Pokemon hair, we're gonna have a matching flower,
that she-
Hey, he's an ODA.
You got the matching flowers?
Yeah, I got a lot.
Bro, it's a fucking Halloween.
Oh Jason by the way, uh-uh you should be excited tonight
like might hear some thunder rainstorm tonight
oh my god oh my god I hear some shit
wait did you hear something?
oh yeah not yet
why not yet?
tonight's the night it's gonna rain
oh my god
so you're scheduling like why can't I tell you
I'm scheduling a rainstorm tonight
what is wrong with you bro take it out
why look so when it rains
Wait wait wait, you should clap on this side, it's the other guy!
But I think we're listening, because I know you're not going to listen.
You don't know what you're talking about.
You'll be like, ok, but...
We're going to close this door too.
Like, actually...
Like morning shit!
I'm just doing what you do!
Oh no, you actually have done this.
Yeah, actually, I got a rainstorm.
I'm not even told it is sold out the whole storm
I
Will literally just start
That might make me go quicker
You turn me on bruh
You get this little fucking death
You didn't say Peter.
Wouldn't you?
Whatever you're saying, I'm saying it.
Oh, my God.
Did you just stop that photo?
You don't fucking...
Oh, yeah.
Get some salt, bro.
Oh, it's a pretty shit.
It is.
What is it?
Any photos of the sheets?
No.
Get on over there.
Oh, my God.
Get the shit out of my thing.
Let me run the...
Get back in one second.
Where you going?
I was about to go to the bathroom.
Where you going?
Where you going?
Oh, this is my closet.
Here, this is my closet.
What are you thinking here again?
Uh, this is repainting the moss.
That's not people's clothes, it's lives.
Brody G?
Bro, I've been stealing snacks every day.
Holy shit.
Well, I'm just stashing shit.
I'm stashing protein.
Little lock? Nobody can get in.
I gotta go.
I don't make it.
It just sounds like a little lock.
No, I woke up crazy.
I have some water.
He's a rock solid.
Right, it's from the air pond, bro.
You take one at a time?
I like to go a little crazy.
Yeah, all of them at once.
I like to go a little crazy.
Yeah, open your mouth.
He's actually lit.
Yep.
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
That's just a table of my spine a little.
So fucking cool, he takes pills, I want to start taking pills.
Probably shouldn't say that.
M3A me.
That's a good bottom.
Wait a sec.
That's a good bottom.
So like, you're gonna be with a like, heat-bitch up, right?
Yeah, it does look like it's cloudy though, huh, Mark?
Oh, you gotta force a fucking storm tonight, bro.
What is wrong with you?
Wait, you're sure a balcony?
Oh
You know got no cover right here. Oh, no, I can see his little ass Asian booty cheeks in the bathroom
You know, what if you dead ass like we're just showering you call me just beat my shit here
Wait, so what's the what's it on the pool? Can we jump in or we ready?
But it looks so nice. I know why is there no term?
Well turf is not around turf is there, right?
Where that shit is gonna fall
Why would you have your son
Why don't you put it on the ground
Oh, that makes a lot of sense
I'm not gonna lie. I'm gonna wake up like this seven in the morning two eggs one banana in me
Take my low for low for that spot. Yeah, I got a spot like here. Yep. It's a good spot. I had steak and eggs
Your ass is hanging out to it's like why are you doing that?
Yeah
Right there or not yes, yeah, I want to the only thing I take three bites just explore how do you get into that neighborhood?
How do we get into that neighborhood we've any viewers in the chat
Oh
No, if it's things your face we're done. Oh, no, we're gonna lose all the tiktok wait. Can we not just
Is that a golf course look no, look how big it is though how we gonna get
Can we can we just go around let's go around the house
To meet Kylie Jenner
My can you just like
Post-credits for a young Kylie Jenner. No, she would never
How do you get into that neighborhood? No, look how big it is
We can they just if we do it to them they might just do it to us
No, but no, no, no, no, no or she is or shit is private. This is not private. Wait, they're saying look at the map genius
Oh, okay. Let me see
Okay, so in front of us
This their shit is
Oh, it's like it's like this
Oh, there's a hole in there.
Yo, look at that.
I think three bikes just go.
That'd be so funny.
Should we try?
I'm down.
Let's do it.
Here we go.
Should we take the box, bro?
Is that a golf cart?
I think golf cart could be fired.
Golf cart.
Is it charged?
I don't know.
You could take the box, bro.
If anyone plugged in the golf cart, I should have used it.
What about the Lacey's golf cart?
I don't think it's here.
No, it is.
I just don't know.
Ewww.
Lacey's golf cart.
I don't think it's here.
I don't think it's here.
No, it is.
I just don't know.
Ewww.
The ladies golf course in the garage. I know I gotta stop drinking this. Oh my god
Because I will give you seizures
So gives you wings no and Celsius gives you
Rebel does not give you seizures
Celsius gives you superpowers. That's a taste good. What's not bad. I'd rather have a Marlon drink or a Jason
I get now why they pay you so good. Yeah, wow
The truth in the top and the world is full of lies is always gonna be true
Wait someone's opening the carriage
If we buck went through bill or porous we can't there's a lot of words going on. I'm like, am I tripping?
I don't know I'm getting a stroke like I feel like your hair is kind of lunches today
Thank you. Thank you Marlon.
Yeah, we got you.
Watch out my starlight on my internet.
Wait, your shit's on the box too.
Yeah, but won't you take this shit down?
Holy, this is tough.
No, I'm not.
I mean, this is weird.
I bet that's... dude.
Bro, y'all realize if y'all hit some shit,
like, won't it balcony J?
Bro, what if we do it at the same dad's?
What if we can take it down?
I don't know what I'm saying.
like you don't mean
I thought his view is crazy
I'm telling you, this is crazy
You can shut everything and just let me do my thing
If you
If you
I'm not gonna lie, I don't know why I was about to say that
There's a thunderstorm tonight
Okay bet, I'm gonna record it bro
I mean like
Is it actually thunderstorm tonight?
I'm not gonna lie bro
When you shower, I'm gonna sneak a video
No, I need
I'm gonna be like oh he's in the shower
He needs to put up curtains right there brother
No 100% bro, I did I stay right that window while I'm showering
Do you actually?
I'm just gonna pop my head up
You can see through all of it
Oh no
Oh great today, you're mocking Merlin
Oh you can see the whole thing
You can see the whole thing
You can't see what he's saying to shit
You don't even gotta jump on this
No I don't
Um this sits in the way is there a way to get to our roof? Oh, what a roof roof? Yes
Oh
Lacey's go-kart in the garage. Yeah, but make sure my
One more day bro. Just give me one more day.
Do we have any juice?
What juice?
She actually cringed that microphone so this out.
I love her.
It is a lot cringier.
Really?
Yeah.
That's like, you get so far.
She's on the team.
One day you should set up like a picture of us.
Like a friend.
I could definitely do that.
Bro, you should frame a picture of me and you.
What juice do I wear today?
What juice?
Joe and Deesh.
Classic.
Those would be the kind of guys.
Pretty good looking, though.
Chad, I'm going to be honest with you.
You're blowing me cellular.
Oh, wait.
I don't know who's number this is, but I'm going to do one of these.
6-5-7-2-2-4
And then I'm gonna swipe up go to my recents click spam risk and then I'm gonna click block contact or report to junk see you later junk
Yo chat, I've read the Twitter comm by the way. I really hope they don't delete it because bro. I was reading some shit last night, bro
There was like I there's a tweet that had like I was like 2,000 likes I took it down now because it was like
I don't know it's weird they were like yo wrong actually could see his jawline coming in now like he looks good
I was reading it because off the mob website. They were like they made it dude
There was gonna be a there's like a 50 comments. It's like a whole thread like all that mob websites off that shit's broken
I don't know
They go crazy the time they'd be positive
They're putting this one. It looks like a cat looking to the side usually put that with a body one
No, I think it's the one where it's like they usually think you're saying some bullshit
So it's my checkering bottle. Yeah, I'm gonna side out you get the camera
Wait, should I bring anything down stairs?
Should I wear a jacket?
Is it cold?
It feels nice.
It's up to you.
It's actually like it's perfect.
Little Billy?
Should I match you?
Should I do a little match?
You didn't go, but we'll get mad.
You're wearing like a little jacket look at this situation.
Woo!
Little button on the ass.
And a shirt with jeans shorts.
Because you're a little jort, you got some like, yeah.
Yeah, should I match these?
They look cute.
That is my shirt, yeah.
Wait, should I call it cute?
Yeah, you look cute.
You look cute.
You got a little matching thing going on there.
Shirt with jeans shorts?
I could wear these.
I could wear these.
Can I wear jean shorts?
I could wear these.
Lucky?
They'll match you.
I don't have any other shorts besides like...
Fuck.
Maybe black?
Black or yellow?
These don't really fit me though.
So I...
So I...
So I...
I can't...
I don't usually butt in the top of my...
They're happy, right?
Uh-huh.
I'm not a big ass dicks in the way.
Wait.
I lost weight.
I'm not about to shout.
Should I do a day where you dress me?
Should we go to like a store?
Yeah, but I'm not that, like, I don't know if I'm fit to dress the way I look.
We look identical now, don't we?
She was sitting there.
Hey y'all, hey ladies.
Let's go. Looking for a good man near you.
Well, we got a, we got a pair of clothes and cologne.
How much do you want to bet?
Actually I'll save it when we get done.
BOOM
I'll lock any amount of marlin since I smell good very well
Imagine
Oh, oh wow
Sometimes jack is slack as all you wear is black shirts and he got hot daughters
What the fuck
Jack and it's just like oh you smell good
Energy do I look cute with this or no regular Matthew actually like you like a little school kid
So what do we what should we do here come on this I said I say we take the scooters
to Kimman on the back it's cool by
25
wait when are you gonna like we have a couple more years of your good face I'm
never gonna ever sorry I was the one who came here what are we gonna do it
Yeah, it's all good.
Um, I can see that.
That was like ages already, like starting to show on your face.
Like if you look at a picture from like a couple years ago, you were way muggered.
It's like, yeah.
Now that you're not, now it's just like clear difference.
I know what I'm gonna fucking do.
You guys shave the pubes okay?
Like a little key, I think you look better without the pubes.
She's better right now.
I'm better than this.
You know where the M3 cap right now?
Can I try it on?
No.
It's under there.
Stop.
Stop.
You know where this is though?
Huh?
With this shit?
Yeah.
Why do you stand like that?
What?
Hey.
I'm not gonna lie, bro.
No, really?
Fuck it?
I know you're going crazy.
I just know it.
Yo, so are we taking the bikes?
Yeah, so are we taking the bikes?
Do I gotta give you my key?
Oh, yes.
We didn't take two.
Cameraman on the back and then one.
I was going this.
No.
Okay.
We don't have this, though.
We'll be okay?
At least what y'all scared of?
helmet stuff will be okay what y'all scared of I'm like I'm down but we don't
hold us is that a lot of thing preference to me is it a preference
thing or a lot of things like we're helmets when I used to bike to school
I used to wear helmet in school I do axel just like that wait so do we need
a helmet we click brother golf cart with it
So much easier I struggle to put on teeth the cover there it is there, but I don't know what Jason had the key last time
I mean I have one helmet in here we could make an illusion like if you lean on me it might look like one person
Like if I have one helmet like the laser is on the helmet and he like leans forward it might look like an illusion
There's only one person on the bike
I would drive yeah
Don't cheat out on your life.
Barra!
That's the fuck I'm talking about.
How does your ear stick like that?
That's the fuck I'm talking about.
You're fucking shape of your head.
It looks like you ate a football.
I
Eat the football bro
What is that all right, you want to take you have the keys to the other golf cart, huh?
You had him yesterday
But we can't take that weak-ass car, bro
Why don't you fuck the main box you got your goddamn
Can we get a drone shot of that?
Hey, good.
Hey!
Uh, matter.
So are we taking bikes or are we taking the golf car or are we taking what are we doing?
Alright, uh...
I don't know how to ride a bike, bro.
I'm dead ass, I'm not gonna keep up with y'all.
How do you not know how to ride a fucking motorbike?
I...
Isn't how to drive in general.
Yeah, that's right.
I drive better, you gotta drive on the other side.
Hello?
Who's that?
Rico?
He's not working there though.
No, it definitely is.
They said team.
Absolutely.
Welcome to the core.
That doesn't look good.
I don't know what to do.
Guys, he's a worker.
Alright, so are we taking bikes or the bike?
I'm not taking a bike.
All right, all right, let me try to get my keys to the go-kart to the what yes, he has a battery to
I only have them ones of the other one right like you could take your made back
We could follow bikes like on some gang shit, and I'm yelling out gang bang like come on. That could be hard
Wode's farm
So, what the fuck?
What the fuck on the shit is that?
Oh my god.
Hey.
What the fuck?
Yo.
Hey, there's not that TikTok core shit, Brickba.
Hey, wash.
Let's go, brick.
Holy fuck.
That's cool.
We'll just get on our shit.
We'll just get on our shit.
Do you have a keys for them?
Let me try to get the keys for the gold card.
You know, I usually have all the answers.
I don't have the answer to that one no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
Oh you don't know what I'm talking about
let's go and get the keys alright?
you stay here and look cute
so do we do it two or one then?
no okay
okay
are you a good news?
all right we're good news and bad news
What's your name?
Me?
Is that archive?
Matter!
Archive Acme.
Yo!
Can you go down there and check?
I'm gonna get my keys.
Go down there and check.
Don't break the camera.
He thought it was archive.
He's working.
Easy.
Six, seven, six, seven.
Six seven six seven six seven.
Again.
It's warm in here.
One yelp done meme.
In the hall?
Hey hey hey!
Another core memory.
Another core memory?
Fuck.
What she said?
What she said?
She said I was the famous.
She said are you famous?
I was like what is that?
Better?
What kind of food we got?
She's got food, badass!
What is this?
Oh, AC, AC, AC.
Wait, did you check the garage?
Where did all that work just go?
I'll just go.
Okay, wait.
Did it stay open?
Yeah.
Worst case scenario, if we get pulled over, did we just say, oh we're going to pick
up a helmet right now?
Yeah.
Yeah, worst case scenario if we get pulled over we just say oh we're going to pick up a helmet right now
Oh
Really? Yeah. Mine's at 3 weeks.
So I can't turn it on. I thought we'd have internet by 3 weeks.
We got hold bad. I got to hold bad.
Oh God! Oh God!
I'm gonna gotta ring DoorDash in 30 minutes.
How was it guys?
I was getting to get the same.
Was that the only deal?
Oh it's not that one. I have the same one.
Oh yeah!
It's supposed to be 2000.
Oh my God.
No!
You look like a D-Form version.
Like you look like he's literally modding bro.
You didn't even look great.
He has archives.
You look the same I literally bring my yes or cut
I look great. We look good as fuck wait. It's kind of getting chilly. Well, do I get a jacket?
Jason you go here a storm
I mean that's cool. That's cool. I remember when I had a little boy car like this
Oh made back. How was that?
I never wanted that piece of shit.
You actually did. You were like, yo should I get a made back for it? We can make it a good pick.
I think your exact text to me were yo you want to mash it me go get a made back.
Yeah you were like, oh dude that would be so sick.
But guess what I got? Something way better.
You got a URUS when you catered on the URUS.
That's right I do hate the URUS. It's a purple Montag.
It's a carbon fiber hood.
It's a carbon fiber hood.
Cheeser shit.
I'm about a hole
I got some good music in my car
Jason you have to stand in front and put your legs into 9-12
I swear I tried that because that's how it usually works but it didn't work
I don't have no idea
I think it's like
You okay, mom? You should bring oh, sorry. Sorry. I'm sorry. I actually just read a chat one
God
So
Wait, what the fuck
Go
Let's go
Waitin' for what?
I swear to God that was like, I didn't even mean to, I was just catchy, what was catchy?
It is catchy, I love it's catchy
Yeah, yo look at my shit bro, you see my shit
Holy fuck, when paper cut you're done
See my shit?
Wooo!
How much battery?
I tell you this show is not for our game
Nooo
Oh, I'm fucked, I'm fucked
Probably get up, probably get to the end of the neighborhood
Let's make it cold as fuck in this, I'm not gonna lie
Oh so I gotta get a jacket?
Yeah.
I made the guys we're gonna get my archive.
Bro, don't be so fucking sissy at like,
but we ain't chalabasses, bro.
That's that hard shit.
Be without a fucking t-shirt.
He's right.
All right?
Let's go get our helmets.
Come on.
I'll be back in one sec.
I can give us hoodies.
I can give us hoodies.
I can do it.
Come on, so we get our helmets.
6767.
Not a really nice 767.
Alright, where's our helmets?
It's the helmet with the sleeves, right?
Oh yeah.
Helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets.
Helmets. Helmets. Helmets.
Helmet. Helmet. I got one.
I'm out of biker jackets.
I feel like KSI when we went to the room.
Whoa. You're gonna show them.
Oh fuck. I can't see on this thing.
Hello?
What type of woman are you?
No, you're good.
Let me chill with you.
No, you're fine.
I'm gonna be chilling with you.
Get away from the helmet.
No, that's not the point.
Oh, dude.
You're okay, dude.
It's gonna be cold as shit.
Okay, can't get it off.
Let's go get your thing.
I got my helmet.
let's go enough fucking wasting time let's go up the hill bro come on so how are we doing this
Cameraman
I'm not gonna drive a bike.
I'm not gonna drive a bike.
I'm not gonna drive a bike.
You're fucking autistic if you're not driving a bike.
Hey! You're fucking nice, bro.
Dude, that's just nice.
He's our friend, at least.
Okay, you're supposed to be nice.
Are you taking the...
I'm having a gas.
Get on this.
Alright. Okay, Jay, how about this?
This one is easy.
Like, this is just...
Like, what did you say this is your friend?
I said him drive his baby.
He can barely drive on four wheels.
You want to drive his baby?
No, I want to patch it up with y'all.
Can I just ride behind one of y'all, please?
What do you mean, ride behind the baby?
What?
What does that mean?
Like, what do you mean, what do you mean?
Yeah, hop on one of these, but where's the camera going to be?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Uh, I'll hold an eggwood, and we just hop on one engine.
He's on my shit.
No.
Did I?
No, you clicked the button, right?
Oh, no.
Did you click the button?
No.
and dude free fosco to chat bro say oh god
but i need someone wants to die right
brother brother brother
okay so we're not gonna get caught over right what are you talking about
oh another core member bro another core member
yo it's getting your buck bro
We should have done it.
Well, let's go get you a jacket.
Come on.
That's what it means.
OK, so more than one after you put over, right?
No.
Yo, Jay, hop on.
We'll take that.
Come on.
Got it.
got the camera you have it got the angles though you have it all right bro go
quick do a POV go get what you need go quick
make sure you get angles bro i can't show much i can't show my fucking door code
First, I'm going to change my shoes because I don't want to be doing crocs.
I'm going to grab the jacket and put it on.
I don't want to have to button it up.
I can hear you guys adding me on chat with chat arena, dude
The other way, dude
You guys were not real, dude
Listen to this!
What the fuck is wrong now?
Chill, guys!
Code 6768, no?
Oh, we did change it.
Alright, boys.
There's a way to hold it from the back.
Yeah, but when we're in the camera, it's not feeling nice.
Come on, Maddox.
It's been waiting for you. Welcome to the corps.
new core member oh oh oh you're not being coming in I just gonna drive are you
gonna be all back you don't have your back when we got bit right over here
We're in the Calabasas Hills!
Wait, huh?
You guys just talk to me, dude.
How long, bro?
We're gonna find a way down there.
We're gonna find a way.
Yeah, but I'm being on runs.
Yo, 60!
So where exactly are we going?
To the hidden hills.
We're gonna find a way down there.
We're gonna find a way down there.
We're gonna find a way down there.
We're gonna find a way down there.
It was like in the Drake song, bro.
Yo, I see what's marked crazy on that.
I feel so good.
Bro, you got to have a little muggle.
No, I got a warning.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, actually?
Yeah, you can't do that.
Yeah, you're not allowed to.
Come on, man.
I'll dust you too.
Let me see how it looks.
Come on, bro.
All right, where are you going?
He got our car.
I got our car.
Thank you.
We have our car.
All of us.
It's team pieces.
Wait, should we just go to the commons again?
No, we're going to find...
Should we go to, um...
Everyone?
No, we're going to get in the neighborhood.
What was that neighborhood called again?
Calabasas Hills.
Calabasas Hills?
No, it's not.
It's on the side.
Calabasas.
Calabasas.
Calabasas.
Calabasas.
Wait, yeah, it is the Calabasas Hills.
It is?
Yeah.
I mean...
It is yeah
Four miles away. It's a 16-minute drive. Okay. I mean
Oh
What
I won't go too fast. Make sure you get good angles though. Oh my god
I swear, it's probably for a phone.
What the fuck is the thing?
It looks glitched.
Listen bro, I can be your tripod bro.
If I fall, you know, you just broke it.
Hey, hang here bro, you dumb fuck right here.
Oh, that's showing the address.
Oh, I got it then.
Wait, can you show my phone to me?
Alright guys, just want to say real quick, if something happens,
GG's. Let's hope nothing bad happens.
It's a bit of a bug attack.
Oh my god!
Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!
What up, fresh kid? Daddy! Daddy!
What up, CEO?
Oh my god.
Hey, what are we doing? We about to go explore the map.
Oh, was I supposed to use phone call to Mario Park? Daddy!
That's not me.
Is that the one that Andrew put in?
Don't look at me like that.
Hey guys, we're gonna run out of gas.
So, gas smash.
So good? Yeah, I have one.
Oh, hold on, hold on. Oh my god, what's my opinion about it?
Oh my god, what's that for?
Hey bro, you see my twin right here?
Oh, she got the M3 Skullys.
My twin? You got the same exact foot.
Yeah. Wait, are you about to race?
Nah. We better go to the head of the hills.
We better link with Kyle the Jitter and him.
I don't know yet you're gonna go to work or no
My daddy
Oh my did the black bars go in my face dude did the black bars is going my face
Oh my god
Now that was me, but now he does another clip of him saying
What
Y'all were boxing I have one of my top mods clip it that the sounds you guys breathing heavily. I'm dead beat much of that later
Bro, it's gonna be like a double thunderstorm
Tonight's gotta be
Not that I'm gonna throw you tonight
Everything I love
I'll be in bed. I'll be recording bro. How big of it?
I'll be in bed
I'll put it in the thunder and the lightning.
I'll let you know if I hear anything, bro.
You ever hear some shit in Texas?
It might be a tornado tonight.
You ever hear the band, like, going crazy?
I feel like Paul's a missionary.
No, Paul's definitely conceived a missionary.
He was? 100%.
That's how it should sound.
How's this go?
It's like curbs, so it comes off.
We're good, boys.
What's the worst that ever happened?
Let's go boys. Alright let's be safe. Let's be safe alright. I'm following you.
Let's go man.
Be safe. Be careful here alright.
Where's the sack?
Alright.
Little corner.
I don't want to go to jail, though, so like, I have a warrant, I didn't pay all my taxes.
I'm kidding, I paid all my taxes.
All right, boys, maybe lower, uh, just don't show the address.
What's going on?
No one knows who you are.
What's going on?
Oh no.
Wait, what's past time?
What's past time?
Maybe it's the Maybach music, or something.
Maybach music.
Is it this part, either?
No, I got this. I got this.
You got this?
What do you do?
Can I open it?
Yeah, let's open it.
The bottom gate's not going to open.
The bottom gate's not going to open.
Okay, so that has to be fought on this for death.
I know.
Oh, this is nice little breeze.
Hey, my toupee's flying off.
Wait up, Adder!
This is beautiful.
Oh my god.
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey!
Hey, hey!
I love you.
I do like shot loading.
How's the water?
How much time left?
Not sure.
Oh!
Oh!
Hi, how's your party?
Hi, where are we going?
There's him! There's him!
Holy moly!
That's her!
I saved you.
Yo, if you ever fall, just lean on to the ground so you don't have to stop with it.
Okay?
No, no, no!
I'm not making that.
We gotta wait a little for the matter.
One of the lights coming in.
One is moving hot.
Ready? Ready?
Three, two, one, go!
Whoa, boys!
Hey, hey, hey, matter!
Hey, hey, hey!
Matter!
WOOOOOOHOO!
WOOOOOOHOO!
Wait, what? I don't have a fucking horn, do I?
Hey!
Oh, fuck.
Oh, shit.
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
Don't worry, I'm gonna go hide in here.
Holy fuck, boys.
Come on, bro, pick up the speed!
You need some gas, Marlon?
I'm scared of this.
This is quite scary.
Are you okay?
I'm just watering.
Just close up.
I can't see!
I can't see!
Oh fuck.
Oh, it's windy!
Yeah, they're going up there.
Yo, it's windy as fuck!
Harry, am I on you?
Ladies and gentlemen,
This is the good life!
It's not even the same as it is.
Okay, why don't we just get pulled over and we all get pulled over.
Alright, go, go, go.
Here comes the matter, daddy daddy.
What the fuck?
Hey!
Hey!
Yama Yellow!
Discussion!
Get him up!
Get him up!
It's a real motorcycle, though.
We're in Harvey David's.
How you doing?
What the fuck are you looking at?
Some mean mugs.
Damn! Someone's having a bad day.
Wow!
Here comes Doug Natter.
What?
What?
What?
Tracy's on Warriors.
That ass?
We're best guests since the restaurant.
Who's reporting that?
That lady in the lobby.
H-O-A, H-O-A.
H-O-A, G-G.
You gotta be H-O-A in my shit.
I'm not sure.
I mean, we are the Mike lady even though it's a free label.
He does?
He does?
Yes.
He's a great man.
He's a great man.
He's a great man.
I mean, we are the Mike lady even though it's a free label.
He does?
He does?
How far away?
Wait, what the fuck are we?
I'm sitting out of here.
Left at the light.
Left at the light, following.
Hand signals, hand signals.
My good to life.
There comes the sun, sun, sun.
Woo!
My hair, bro!
My hair's supposed to be all...
Oh
Oh
You remember, Tigger?
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
Whoa, love them. Love them.
Hi, where are we? Where the fuck are we?
Um, I got good news and bad news. I have two bars.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo! How many, how many bars do you have? I have two bars left!
Two bars!
Oh, gas!
Two bars left!
How much is two bars of gas? I'm gonna look up on a Vespa, let's chat. How long does it reach me?
Rolling a stop sign, you see.
You can do one map at a time.
Chet, some of Google, how much gas is too... too barred?
Doop, doop, doop, doop!
Oh, like that.
Yo, this thing would not be nice.
Hey, hey, kid, what does your... what does your pants do for a living?
Go away, here.
Let me know.
The doctor?
The photographer.
The photographer?
Can your dad take photos of us?
Yeah, look, he's about to pass.
Is that archive?
Yeah.
Yeah, but...
Alacard?
Oh, shucks.
I know, he's the one.
Cool M2.
I want a little gas to that, a little gas to that.
Something else to that, love you.
That's N2, 40i.
Follow me, matter!
What the fuck?
Whoa!
That's some bullshit.
Oh, no, don't.
I don't know audio is it that bad?
Chad?
Chad, really?
Chad?
You're deep, huh?
That was a new brother!
You're deep, huh?
Speed bump!
Wow, that's pretty good.
Whoa.
That's nice.
Oh my God, there's dogs!
Oh
Yo guys, I'm running out of gas over here
Watch this little corner, look.
Oh my fucking god, are they...
Is there a gas station?
That's a cigarette lighter, a cigarette lighter.
Who are we honking at?
A lot of cars.
A cigarette lighter, a cigarette lighter.
Put the bike lane, put the bike lane, put the bike lane.
Wait, we're in the bus.
Private, prettiest neighborhood ever.
Oh, my Jesus.
Watch out, watch.
Oh, this is a beautiful shot.
We are really living it.
I hope we have been raided.
Ween.
Ween.
Who's that one?
He's modeling his friends right here, huh?
Why have you tried to fuck with me?
I have.
You haven't used your leader?
Yeah.
Ha ha ha.
I know it's not funny.
Oh my god.
It's a funny, no?
Okay, now we're on him.
Wait, is that the neighborhood?
Is that the neighborhood?
Watch your left, Paulie.
Watch your left, Paulie.
We can't get up there, daily.
Paul, we'll poop in here as soon as we can.
Yo, do you know if there's a gas station here?
Pop 4!
Shall we?
I don't know.
I think we're going to your friend's house too.
Come on Joe, come on Joe, come on Joe!
Come on then!
Yo, this area is beautiful!
Help!
Watch out, kid!
I can't see my eyes, it's my too big life.
Alright, next left, next left.
That'll be your airline.
That'll be your airline.
I actually do get a tour of your airline.
I get a sketch.
Get the airline spot.
We got up really?
Yeah, it hurts, huh?
Yeah, I want to see some crazy shit come out of this.
Where's the quarter?
We're going to your house right now.
Matter?
Yeah.
Are we going to get out of here?
Hey, party.
Can we get out of here?
Can we get out of here?
That little peace sign.
Oh, he got a hard tie.
You go first.
Wait, are you guys going to the house?
Yes.
Something like that.
Hey, yeah.
Hey, yeah.
Yeah, get us in there, bro.
Dude, shadowbox in the back, please.
Oh, it's a tip.
It's a tip, boys.
I see it. It's the real...
It's your house.
Ready? Hold on.
Go, go, go!
Matter, matter, matter!
Hey! Hey, hey!
Hey, we're in a prime, sir.
Oh, we're in a fucking bridge.
Hey, this kid's a...
Hold on now, Chad.
Hold on now, Chad.
Keep it pushing, my boy.
Wait.
How do we...
Marlin! Marlin!
I should have followed the speed.
No, that's it, that's it.
What up, bro?
Good for you, bro.
Wait, is this your constant here?
Yeah, it's my constant.
What's up, dude?
Can you put a coat in?
Can you put a coat in?
I got you.
Wait, wait, y'all got, like, gold force in?
Wait, let's move to the side
Oh, he said the other entrance one
He said that's another entrance
Oh it is?
Oh sorry, we're coming, we're coming
Only black truck
I think that's Kylie Jenner in the black truck
Shut up, we'll do that
I put it on right here.
Uh-oh.
We banned already?
What do you say?
We're with him.
Uh...
Yes!
I can't get you guys in right now.
Do you know the Lex?
The Lex?
No, you're selling us.
I...
He's asking for our help.
He's asking for our help.
What?
He's just fucking making it?
No, it's last night's left.
Leaked.
I'm Ron the Watch Guy. What are you wearing today?
KHD.
I'm Ron the Watch Guy. What piece do you have on today?
Uh, so this is a...
What's the jump on?
Oh, true.
What name is this on?
Uh...
Violet?
Violet?
Boy can you guys get us in where they can get us in?
Oh God.
Hey, what's up?
Yo, I can get you guys in.
Hello?
They think I'm in.
I don't mind if they think I'm in.
Yeah.
The guy that made takeout on us.
Oh, he's a good thing to do.
What the fuck?
You come in though.
What's good around?
What's up?
I don't know.
If I need any lawyers, you guys got me?
Huh?
You got me, lawyers?
You got me with what?
on the street all excited
You know you just tell everyone not to come up on it. I know bro. It's like I know why I don't know where they're coming up
They help us too much. Hey, I hope you're a group leader today
your group leader
Wait you with Jacob and then that one day. Yeah, he was showing today
So I came on like bro, what are you gonna do there?
There's something random like can't hear the bush
Careful, I don't know how to drive this thing.
Hey! Marlon's Drive!
Oh my God!
I put us all. I put us all.
Wait, this is what it's like to live the good life, huh?
Bro, at my age I didn't even get a bike. I got a $100 BMX.
That I bought.
Bro, imagine just like waking up.
We're even here to protest.
Wait, we literally lived that life.
Wait, I wonder if we can see our house.
Yeah, we can.
Let's go to the gate.
Wait, where's the gate that everyone go sees us?
You guys moved here?
Yeah, you know the gate?
I'm not famous enough.
You know Marlon?
Yeah, I don't have.
I saw like...
We know Marlon.
You ever seen Bradley Marlon slap the kid?
Yo, that's you!
Oh my God!
Wait, what's your name again?
I saw double Roberto.
Nice.
Oh my god.
That's it, right?
I have to maneuver him?
I don't want to.
Oh my god.
Holy crumbed out Maybach.
Where's that Maybach now?
Why not? Wait, where's our house?
Our house?
Our house?
Oh, Jacob.
This is ex house.
Hold on. That's not no Maybat. That's a Betsy Mobile.
Holy neighborhood, bro. These kids grew up fucking sweet.
Okay, everyone knows where we all live.
They're shaking.
Oh, I saw a house!
I'm hanging right here.
Let's go straight in the line.
Oh, no.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Why are you a street wobbler?
I'm a street wobbler.
I'm a street wobbler.
I can't get out.
What's face?
All four.
The house is all the way on the other side, we'll go to there, how do you eat?
Are you guys aware of the idea of like a feast idea?
Water?
Yeah, well.
Like the society is hierarchical by nature.
Do you know that trees are real, they talk to us?
No, but what I'm saying is that water ends up top obviously.
What the...
He's just ancient.
So, if you guys were following the fusion ideals,
then the idea of that would be that
Ronald's in the top, and all the rest...
Oh, Marlon's the group leader, bro.
Oh, my God, the puppies!
Puppies.
You're right, no?
W. Puppies.
Ronald!
It's the guy that I'm back here next.
Oh, no, no, no!
Puppies!
I don't...
I don't know who's back here.
I don't know who's back here.
Jump us!
Jump us!
No, no, no!
Jump us!
Jump us, no!
Where's the gate?
Uh, you know what?
Oh, wait, wait.
Yeah, it is.
Wait, Mars?
Can we cut this from a dog?
Take a U-E, take a U-E, I'm falling.
U-E, U-E.
I'll tell you what, I think we're going down and then we're going to the right.
All the way down to Getty.
I'll tell you what I mean, I'll tell you what I mean.
Pick my, pick my, I got it, I got it.
I got it, I got it.
I got it.
Okay, pick up that chili up.
What else do you need?
Yeah, so what's the entry level of the house over here?
Um, the house?
Well, I have no clue.
I sort it off with day trading.
Oh, you day trade?
Uh, and then, and then, and then I uh, AI drop shipping.
Are you wearing a claw bot?
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm here.
Do you buy courses?
yes you want to buy my course you're gonna come just like me and that's amazing
That is amazing bike here.
Hey, hey, don't say that.
Yes, sir.
Hey, puppy.
Hey.
Oh my God.
That's a puppy for real
This is top five wholesome
Hey turn the bike off bro
Mark
The red switch
Wow, it's a W dog
Jason back up
So
How you doing?
Behind this photo?
I'm here.
I think you're in it.
I'm not your shorter.
Of course.
I'm a main bad musician.
You know what to do around here?
What's so funny, Caledon?
Who's the most famous person in this neighborhood?
Okay.
I'm on this neighborhood.
Like now we're running out of news.
So not so much, but I'm gonna get a job.
Yeah, it's dead.
Is this a leg?
It's a leg.
Okay, I'm not gonna die.
I feel like I'm at your side.
What's on your phone?
The stand.
The stand?
The stand.
That's a map we didn't unlock.
No, no, no, it's a medicine, guys.
You have to head up.
I have cheeseburgers.
I have cheeseburgers.
I like burgers.
Nothing, huh?
What's that?
Are you ready?
You know how to get some sauce?
I know!
You know how to get some sauce?
Yeah, I got it.
How's it going, yo?
Hey, where are we going?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
right behind me. Change, Ravus.
Oh, excuse me.
Alright, how about my ship?
It's kind of a... I have to say to this name, man.
Is that gun shots or fireworks for the July F?
No, no, no, no.
Don't do that. You have to.
Oh, you got it.
Oh, dude, quicksand wasn't there. I'm out of there.
It's okay. I'm coming for the July F.
No, bro.
What do you think happens on 4th of July?
Dude, I won't try to hide inside because I don't know what's going on.
Oh, I see our house!
How do you just... I see our house.
Wait, so how do we get in there?
Do you see that street?
I don't know. I got an hour out.
How do we get in the spot?
We'll take a round. We'll take a round. We'll take a round.
Yo, yeah, it might be the other neighborhood.
It might be the other neighborhood.
I don't know. I've got you in your journey.
So, it's like that Simpson meme of the guy with the red circle above his face, it's like, who is he?
This shit is beautiful. Imagine throwing up here chatting. Just make anyone else angry.
How do you go ahead with the current situation with that team?
Are you aware of the current situation with that team?
With that team?
Yeah.
You go with that team?
Yeah, with that team.
You go with that team?
Uh, that's the home.
With that team?
Yeah.
Only 4x4!
Only 4x4!
It's fucking kid away from me.
Holy fuck it 4x4!
Oh my god!
I didn't know we were stopping.
I missed that. I got a number here too.
It's fucking kid away from me.
I'm talking!
I think we reached another dead end.
Nice.
I think it is sending our cuffs.
Let me know.
Maybe when we leave the neighborhood, they'll let us in. There'll be more people.
Let's leave the neighborhood.
Alright boys, thanks.
He's going to post that on Tixas.
Yeah, it's the same kid who records our house.
He was waiting for this moment.
No, I respect this like Justin Bieber walking around
He'd stable or not on Marlin and Asian one. Oh
Brother, oh my god
I'm the owner of the ticked off. Oh exotic car. Yes, sir exotic car. Yes, sir. Hey
That's just gonna get reported
Carters, yes, sir
exotic carters
Hey, God bless
Thank you guys for when you post our house. Thank you guys.
Where do you live? Oh, whatever in here. Oh, it's your attack.
Oh, you said to you used to record ours, but yeah.
I used to go to that house all the time. My friends lived there.
In the movie theater, bro.
so are we stuck? Yeah, we might be. Hey, Tom! Tom!
That house is very nice. It's my boy Tom, Tom. Hey, Tom's to go. Hey, everybody, Tom's to go. I love Tom.
Sit the chat's in here. It opens that way up. Hey, I love Tom.
A lot of cat looking sideways.
Maybe you like, wait, wait, let's back up a little bit and try to turn it back.
Oh he's hanging on over the gate now.
Tom, Tom, don't open it.
Yeah, that's really fun guys.
It's really fun guys. It's actually good.
Don't bless, don't bless.
We'll be back!
Mark, keep going. I'm going to hit you.
How you doing, sir?
Should we head to the gas station?
Is it down there?
Yeah.
I forgot my humor back then with that house even worse I'm screaming matter daddy in
23
Oh
Holy fucking sweet ass baby
I don't know where the gas station is
Shit is fucking this shit look like fucking Texas, bro
Oh, yeah back very fun
Do you want me to take do you want to follow or you got fast as we have we know literally everywhere in this place
We'll meet you guys there.
No, okay.
Wait, the basketball court will be there.
The Calabasas court.
Where have a green?
I'm going to wait for my...
Come on, you know where it is?
I'm following you.
Holy fucking matter.
That's a whole crate.
It's ER.
Yeah, that's right.
That's good.
He's a professional, he's a professional.
Haha.
Hey, hey, hey!
Oh, we're wrapped up.
What are you talking about?
We're wrapped up.
Watch out!
Oh my god, oh my god, at least somebody got my eyes.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Speed better then he's.
I got it, I got it.
I actually got some of my left eye.
Hey!
If we fall, the car is going to just run away.
I'm going to get hit and my head's going to explode.
I just realized that.
I'm a rat! I just saw a rat.
Bt3!
That was a little close.
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Get a speed egg!
Oh no!
What have we done?
How are there so many kids in the neighborhood that tell us?
Yo, what's wrong today?
Yo, Mar!
What's up?
I'm gonna need some gas.
I got it.
One minute, one minute.
Follow me, guys.
I'll get you a gas station.
Yeah, we're good.
Nice meeting you, bro.
What about this?
Oh, we got another one following us now.
There's another one behind us.
Fuck it, off road.
Oh, my God.
Wait, is that the middle of the road?
I actually hate it when we have no internet.
Oh my God, oh my God, look at that little ass kid!
Yo, that kid just did a wheelie!
Hey, we got a boat.
We got a boat, we got a boat.
Yo, you gotta do that again, we're in the boat.
What?
Hey, do it again, bro.
Be safe, dude.
How do you, bro?
Well, they're spamming the chat.
They're saying that was insane.
That was insane.
No way he just took that.
He's chasing.
He's chasing.
He's chasing.
Don't get him hurt.
Hey, listen.
Don't try to show off, though.
What do you mean by that?
Don't try to show off.
Be safe, dude.
He said he can't take his helmet off
and put his eyes near the camera.
Oh, no.
Oh, my god.
Oh, man.
Whoa!
Holy shit.
Wait, why are you guys on the highway?
Oh, we're busy. Oh, are you guys fishing?
Watch out, kid. I'm going to get out of the sand.
I'm done. I'm done.
Watch out, kid.
Well, no, I got a ticket to yesterday.
Hold on. Hold on, hold on.
Please. Hold on, hold on.
Please.
Please.
Hey, hey, hey, how the fuck oh, no
Oh, oh, oh!
Like, wait, is someone there?
Okay.
And you guys move past me, and I like,
put your hands up for a little bit.
Oh, we're here.
I know.
Okay.
Watch yourself.
Watch yourself.
Shit, this is crazy.
How does every kid just,
warm, bro?
She pissed me off.
I don't know.
Tell five gifted if y'all mad.
None of these kids hustled, bro.
That owns a company, bro.
No one in a hundred miles away is here.
I don't know.
You need more teams.
We grew up on that shit.
Can I ask you a question?
Yeah, sorry. Have you ever had to eat sleep for dinner?
You what?
Holy shit, seven dollars and fifty cents for gas?
That is like
What a gas it looks like. I got a gas. I got a gas.
Can I see some other food court?
And a Rolex and some other.
Bro, come on.
Oh, I see it.
Now you guys clear.
Just go to some different places.
Hey, guys.
Hey.
Ah!
Uh...
I got this.
I got this.
See how it may be?
Oh, no.
Do you have it on?
No, I don't.
Um, how about...
Last time I put gas, it overflowed.
How do you even pull a gadget?
I don't know.
I don't know.
We went back to the same fucking station.
Maybe a little bit of damper.
Great.
Um...
I think they're gonna put your shit inside of them.
They're saying people are saying W Ritchals, LML,
full court in their laces.
What happened?
I don't even know.
There's a full court in their laces.
We gotta go dummy.
We gotta go dummy.
Bro, we gotta go retardy, bro.
What happened?
What happened?
What the fuck, are we?
All right, bro.
What happened?
You all right?
I don't know what they said.
What did they say?
What did they say?
I said the gas is expensive, so they all went Hasan mode
on me.
I don't know what that means.
Well, I'm just kidding.
Yeah, how do I play? You can't pay?
It's a 399.
It's a 399.
I think we have to be on the inside, huh?
I mean, I've gotta go inside.
I'm not on the positive side. I mean, he's kind of messing with me.
Oh, people were arguing over killing the children.
Guys, everyone just smile.
Thank you, bro. Drop some distance up.
We got a host.
Okay, now this is Fox.
This is...
What?
We'll cast my Pump 3.
Got it.
Whoa, they got both bodies just for sale.
That's insane.
Joe.
Joe.
Joe.
Joe.
Joe.
Joe.
We can't throw the teriyaki spot.
Wait, this is not a good spot.
Sound guys, wait.
No way you can eat that whole burger in one bite.
That fucking Scooby Doo shaggy ass burger.
Perk sandwich.
No, this one.
Look at that.
This one.
Ha ha.
Ha ha.
They got protein takis.
That's crazy.
Crazy.
Holy opf!
Yeah, what the fuck?
This is nudge.
Ooh!
Whoa!
You guys, you guys, you didn't even get established that size.
You gotta get it.
Hey!
Whoa, it's part of your sandwich!
What you got there?
Protein. It says 20 grams of protein.
Oh, yeah, I'm gonna put it in the zoo.
It's 20 grams of protein.
What's that?
Can I also do $10 in pump three?
Cheers, well, let's hope $10 isn't off.
Thank you.
Last time it was $3 for my time.
You want me to take it?
Of course.
I'm beautiful?
Wait till you see Marlon.
I took a whole bunch.
What's wrong, man?
How you doing?
How you doing?
You don't want to make it a waterfall, do you?
I fucked up. I gotta move around.
Hold my s'mores.
Dude.
What a boy I have, dude.
I'm not fucking s'mores back here.
All right, look at that.
Hold on.
How much gas does this take?
You know how this works.
Oh, yes.
Oh, yes.
Oh, yes.
Oh, yes.
Why's it not working?
Do the thing where you pull the black thing back.
Oh, it should be so warm.
There you go.
Ah!
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
I'll get you.
Hey.
How does it make any sense, how does it make any sense, how is $2?
Does it take like the next life?
Bro, it's a lot for me.
Not a lot?
Bro, that's just gas, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, it's broochies.
Bro, Japanese kudos to you, mate.
Tastes just rainbow.
Yo.
Yo.
Bro!
Come on, what was this?
Oh, yeah.
We're wrong.
I want to pull the bag around.
Come on.
Suggested?
No, bro.
Oh, yeah, let's do it.
Fuck.
What's that fuck?
Hey, you guys ready?
Wait.
There's no clue.
Wait.
Your guess is as good as mine, man.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
You want to give me a photo?
Wait.
There you go.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, this is the path.
Come on, bring your bike around.
It's going on here, bro.
And a mask.
I don't remember getting in front of this police.
Yeah, bring your bike around, bro.
You want me to fill it?
No, we have to put you to all this.
Wait, Mom, I'm gonna open this shit.
Rest it unlocked.
Wait, Chad, does that make any sense?
My gas filled with .3 of a gallon?
Does that even make sense?
What are they saying?
That doesn't make any sense.
Do them on a...
Of course!
Do them on a people who are saying yes.
Do them on a people who are saying yes.
I'll also say a thousand percent no more, just a thousand percent no more.
But three dollars?
We love our new collar, don't we?
How do you, is it under the seat?
How do you open it?
Where?
Over there.
Over there.
There's not a fucking...
The key?
Yeah.
Where's the key?
Oh
Let's go the poor up saw he threw it up for gang boys
I think you're smoking.
Right, I'm not a troller.
That ass.
I think you're smoking.
That's it.
Oh, fuck.
Until I get you.
Okay.
How was this nine?
How was this nine?
You were telling me ten bucks, those are shit up.
That ass.
That was a dollar.
Why are you talking to this mom?
Like...
You know, he fell in love with that poor ass you know that call.
Sorry.
Poor ass you know that call.
Thank you so much, man.
Thank you so much, man.
Hey, man.
What did she ask?
She was like, we're stable and all, do I miss him?
Really?
Yeah.
She's like, I'd work with this.
Oh, guys, I want to be in this combo.
Wait, what is your mom doing with this for a living?
T.R.
T.R.?
T.R.?
Or who?
Like, a bunch of companies.
Oh, my whole is a gang of utilize.
What?
You're OK.
What did she piss me off?
Do you know my sister, Chloe Parker?
Chloe Parker?
Who's that?
That's me.
Who was that?
Parker, how do you know?
I don't know.
I don't know.
She's an actress.
No, I mean that's one way to put it.
What? How do you know?
Yeah, how do you know?
It's like, who is he?
I don't know.
Say hi.
I'm pretty sure she's like,
going on like,
she goes on one of the fans,
posts on Twitter and she like,
They just say what you're going to do right? No, no, no, no
Go to his sister
Nio, you're going to be very buggered
Oh, I don't buy only
To his sister?
Oh
No
Please, please
Our kind
I think she was on a neon
Oh, she was on a neon
No, no, no
What?
No, no, no
How do you know her sister?
I appreciate she was on a neon stream
Pretty sure
But she doesn't like only fans
Oh, they're saying this neon's ex
Should we get back for neon?
Should we kick him?
I'm just kidding, I'm not sure.
I mean, I'll say X, is this, hey, is this, you listen to me?
I'm sure it is.
I'm sure it is.
It goes up fucking serons.
Wait.
So, do we go to Hidden Hills or?
We get it, we get it.
Yo, how far is Hidden Hills from here, bro?
Who would just think?
Who would see Hidden Hills?
I don't think it would.
Oh, man.
I get it, I get it.
I'll say it.
Why did I not get one of these growing up?
You know what?
How far is it from here?
I'm not that far.
Someone said, of course, Yu-Gi follows her all the time.
Yo, Yu-Gi follows your sister, dude.
Okay.
Bye.
You know Yu-Gi?
Flop us up on her right.
Oh, no.
Alright, well, I think this is...
He said just say yes to us.
No, no, no, just...
Don't let the chance to just take us...
Alright, shit.
I'm not gonna go to the news, bruh.
He's ready, bruh.
What are you talking about, bruh?
No! I'm trying to explore the map!
I'm weird!
You're weird!
I got a gas light.
No, we're not all going to put it in the gas light.
Bro, we're out of gas stations.
Gas light?
We're in a gas station.
Oh, oh my god.
All right, what are we about to do?
Do we go back?
Yeah, we go back.
That was good explorers.
Right there.
Oh
Travis?
I'm not a lot, he hasn't been leading to the Boatsy Boatsy.
I'm gonna give him the Boatsy Boatsy, I'm not even kidding.
Damn bro!
Double Boatsy?
You should probably come with you.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's take a seat.
Oh.
Oh!
Oh, damn it.
Oh, yeah.
I'm crashing.
You're crashing.
Holy cars, bro.
Damn.
That's fucking stupid as fuck.
Hey, I'm gonna like start Boatsy shopping here.
Why not?
Ah, no.
Ah.
So you really did something to your sister?
No, I didn't. You're freaking dude.
We're promoting the fuck out of her. Let's stop talking about her.
I don't understand how elite loot is being sold.
Wait, you could buy a gun here, sir?
You're a protein corner sore like I am, bro. Good boy, don't know.
This is like, this shit doesn't...
You don't buy this stuff.
This is how I'm seen.
Oh, lighter.
Like, you don't find these flavors, no?
Dude, you're fucking...
Good luck, Mark.
Oh, you're in a row.
I checked you guys, I was about to kill someone.
I
Look you do need a lighter on
No way it came broken
160
I guess I'm good at my not in this common type a types e-conversation. I need to see myself out of it
This is a lighter
Why did that's my buy this?
No, I'm debating if I want to buy it
Children don't play with it. He's 23. I'm pretty 13 years old
I don't want to waste it right away. So I'll waste it
I don't know, you're from somewhere, everybody knows you.
Matter of fact, I'm from Marlinson.
Anybody?
Oh, well, I'm not gonna lie, for the slope tonight,
I'm here to bug.
Not for the slope tonight.
I still got banks from a year ago.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
All right.
Dude, I look like you wanna buy a lighter, chat.
I need one.
The color is good.
The gun?
The gun?
How much is this?
I don't even have this one, but it has two crunches.
Oh, it's two for us.
This one?
It does two.
It does two, yeah.
It does torture on the regular plane?
Torture on the regular.
Don't hit me at me.
No, it doesn't.
You're a pro.
Then you go like this and turn it off.
How much?
How much dollar?
No, no, you have to scan it.
We'll just use the different ones.
We'll just use that.
I know, that's why I don't want to take this.
But this one is $6.99, you'll refill it for a while.
Oh, good sales.
How much is this, sir?
That's $11.99.
$11.99 for a lighter?
Metal. Metal lighter.
Not plastic. Anything refillable.
That's pretty cool.
I'm gonna come back.
I'm gonna come back for it.
I gotta go get my wallet.
I'll be back in a minute.
He's not coming back.
I'm sorry, you know, you all start somewhere, you know, you all start in your bones.
No, why are you doing that?
Who said you're an annoying ass kid?
No, no, no, I said you started like an annoying kid.
No, it's not really.
Low key?
No.
Oh, okay. Well, I guess that's how we're starting.
Yeah, yeah.
And I'm sorry if we get annoying.
Yeah, we didn't leak the address.
Other people did.
And this, I mean, pretty public house, I'm gonna be honest.
But hey, you know, pop less.
Pop less.
Pop less.
Pop less.
Pop less.
Pop less.
God bless you guys
God bless
No, hopefully we don't drag you guys down by
God bless, God bless
So we saw like two kids like climbing up here
God bless
God bless
Can we take the bikes for the last week?
God bless, God bless
Just God bless the bikes
God bless the bikes
God bless y'all
Bro, there's fucking Lacey
You got his dumb ass
Is this like that
I already lost the gallon I'm right here. Yeah
I was rich I did the same thing fuck it I was rich at like 16 years old and I did the same
exact thing I'm not off I don't fuck with how that kid like just he was like the first
kid to show I mean the house would have been found like you know I mean yeah it's weird
I think she's really good at him, that's nice.
You should record her house more.
Oh, we're off camera.
I agree.
This is gonna be big doing that.
Let's just wait a little matters.
I'm not gonna act like that.
No, I'm not gonna act like that.
I know what it is.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Maybag music.
Don't show it!
Oh, God, you're slow, shit.
He went to Apple Bills and typed in Apple Bills.
You dumb, bad-headed bitch.
No, he's dumb bro. Yo, he went he tried to type an album out and he did a second
You gotta use your head
Oh
Thank you. Sorry, out of approval.
Straighten out of the way.
Wait, look at that shi-
Carbure-fiber hood.
That guy just get hit?
Did he get hit?
Did he hit the fucking car?
Wait, what happened?
I don't know, they hit the car.
Holy cars.
Holy!
Oh, look at the car!
That's very nice.
Oh my God!
Now he doesn't grab that shit.
Now he's at the law firm.
get a lot more of the white one than one of the hood comes off look at that
yours though no carbon fiber oh my god
What?
It's on yours?
Oh, what's your name?
Wagon removal.
Hi boys.
Hey there.
I'm going back home guys, I'm sorry.
I was, it's like that one BMW that followed us yesterday.
Yeah, that's what you just did.
I was three, two, three.
Wait, are you doing a U-turn?
I'm not going to the hills or no.
Oh, to the hills?
I'm just, ah!
You see it?
I don't know.
Yeah, bro.
It's up to tomorrow.
Tomorrow's the group leader.
How far is it?
It's literally, it's floating right there.
No, it's not.
Ah!
Be safe, bro.
Don't hit any cars.
We are going home wait, dude is it really about a ring I want to have
I'm handsome thank you why does she laugh at Marlin's and not me
What the f**k are you looking at bro? She's like so happy for her man.
Are we at the world's longest place?
That lady is like taking us for a ride bro.
What's actually going on?
No Ron, don't. Don't. Don't. Don't.
Everybody stop!
I'm gonna go on the highway to the legal.
Uh, how do you know without Melville, Melville, Melvets?
I just gotta be honest.
Maybe better than I can.
Yeah, I'm old, right?
Are you fucking serious?
You can ask your children, right?
No, that's not the same.
Oh, it's a Maybag!
That's a sexy ass payback!
That's hard!
My car!
That's living my car!
Who the fuck took my car?
I think we have to go on the sidewalk.
Yeah nice, nice.
Now we're about to be in front of the parking lot.
Are you fucking serious?
Catcourt, catcourt, catcourt.
Well, well, well, well.
So cute.
You look like a beautiful wife.
We're literally just riding bikes and getting paid.
Let's be grateful, y'all.
Fuck that.
Man.
Hey bag music!
That's it!
Hey, hey, hey.
Oh!
Hey, hey, hey.
Ate that music
Don't ask, don't accept the court, go a little closer.
All right, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine,
It's the way you lean.
on the ground.
Later, Ken!
Um, guys, I think I've got a little raindrop.
Yeah?
That might have been my snot.
Lost?
Nice airline, bro.
Holy airline.
Little feet on the ground.
You gotta move your body more like hey don't be afraid to leave dude
How you do it?
That's how you do it.
I'm gonna kill him!
I'm gonna kill him!
Don't kill me either.
I like your voice.
No, what?
What?
Look, look right here at the water.
That's not right.
No!
No!
No!
We are all, we are all, we are all, we are all.
Oh
Where we going
B-up blast?
Wow, that's a sidewalk dude!
You got a lead?
I'm reading my name!
GTA!
Holy GTA anthem!
Oh, oh, oh!
What's up, what's up?
There's a fake stop sign somewhere, you ever see Tom and Jerry where they do a fake tunnel?
There's a fake stop sign.
That should actually got us good.
Yeah, it should got me good.
See, this thing burns through gas.
I can't see
I can't see!
I can't see!
I can't stand it!
Oh my god, I can't see!
Oh man, it's bad!
Oh my goodness.
Are we going to have to push ahead?
Are you tired of it?
I can't even hear them shit.
Oh my goodness.
Alright, let's back it out.
Don't do the swerving shit!
Look out, look out!
We're set on the ground!
We're set on the ground!
What's that on the ground?
What's that on the ground?
What's that on the ground?
It's my game!
What's that on the ground?
Oh yeah, it was it!
Oh my god.
I'm not sure of nothing.
They're not getting no matter daddy's out of me.
Wait.
Chad, there's kids at the gate.
Oh my god.
That was from blind gaming.
Oh my god.
Where's Marlin?
Where's Marlin?
Yeah.
Where's Marlin?
Yeah.
Yeah, just...
Yo, just, just don't, it's a ignore.
There's a camera down there.
Nope.
Not a bar to bar to bar to bar.
I won't.
It is way too fast.
I'm sure, I'm sure.
That's why I didn't get it.
That's why I didn't get it.
There's kids sitting.
No, you shut up.
Yo, what the fuck are you saying?
Yo, I maxed it out.
What the fuck?
I maxed it out.
Oh my god, you're making your hair look better.
I'm keeping it downstairs.
Jason's keeping it up.
I'm still there.
What's up?
I'm not fucking...
It don't matter daddy.
I can show them the bike.
Look how peak this is.
Slowly driving to the gates up there.
This is peak, Jack.
I love her.
I don't know why he's so happy.
Welcome to the good life!
Off the hill!
I
Really fucking get the air here Marlon. Wow, let's go. Oh shit
You look like you got a lot on your mind
No, I'm not gonna I'm
Oh
They're all retarded it's more weird because they
I
No, you don't circle, you don't circle!
I got a circle!
What is this?
There's kids at the gate.
Oh.
This is the way they're going to be here.
What?
I am Chris Brown.
Hey, I'm going to see if you're fighting.
He's got to be fucking...
I'm not going to fight.
I'll get right now.
I just need to go out and swim.
Excuse me, sir.
Why do you make excuses?
You got to get off the jacket.
That body...
Oh, he's got body plates.
I'm not gonna lie, that's like plate over.
You're a big car right now.
You can box him.
I never knew that.
No, I can box him.
You can box him?
Or else?
Why don't you?
Um...
You know, hear me.
The back was weird.
The plug is...
No, that was like a...
From today?
Are you a little bit pissed?
Can I piece that?
Like a little red piece?
Like this little bit?
Like she had chewed?
Mm, oh!
Pretty solid bread!
Now I got chocolate?
I don't know.
When you got the crown on, that means it's about to go down.
Like a gay guy on Instagram, he fucks things and he says that.
A little bit.
Bro, I'm not allowed to put my wrist.
I do it.
Bro, I'm not allowed to put my wrist.
That's why you need to grab her, right?
Nah, nah, nah, nah.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, when you punch me, I'm going to go in.
Like, you see how to be awesome still, like,
basic, can't be awesome still.
That's what the one.
Yeah.
You got to put your face out, right?
Hey, get that girl off the field, and why you fighting her?
You got to put your face out.
Right now, I feel like crazy, like you're saying.
You're so stupid.
You're so stupid.
Get down there with her.
I'm digging more to this.
Wait, feed any much.
Let's set it on the buzzer.
Look at this, let it take him.
You know it is death to save it from that early spot.
Oh my God.
What?
It's so good.
Yeah.
What are we on?
Oh my God.
What is this place?
It's good.
It's good.
What do you like?
They died at my door.
I'll put it in the temperate room.
I'll put it in the temperate room.
Is it solid?
What is it?
I don't know.
Water, bro.
Water that.
I'm not gonna lie.
Water, water.
Bro, what is ed? It's head.
I'm serious.
It's what I'm saying.
It's not ed.
No, I'm saying ed.
No!
Wait, no.
No hood, no head.
That's what I'm saying.
No, we said, like,
like, it's like, like,
it's head.
Head gear.
What do you say if, like,
you go like, oh, can I get some head?
Exactly.
You want something?
You say that?
Nah.
I'm a piece of yo, now we got the gloves on the squad, take your hoodie off.
That's what I'm supposed to do.
It's armor.
It's fucking freezing.
It's armor.
I just got armor on.
Take your hoodie off!
You put it on!
You put it on!
You put it on!
You put it on!
It's cold!
No, no, no.
Take it off!
Take it off!
I'm not alive.
That's like one of them hoodies that takes your hoodie off.
Okay, here's the hoodie.
Take it.
No, no, no, stop, stop.
I'm watching.
I'm watching.
Oh my god, bro.
Look at his paws.
I'm watching.
I'm watching.
Dick to Dick with this new video.
No, we did not.
Wait a minute.
Oh, gosh.
Fuck.
I'm trying to take off the onesie.
Oh, you gotta take them.
Yeah, who you got?
Who you got?
Me.
You got Suki?
You got a lot of them.
Me.
Me.
Wow.
See you, hello, though.
Ha.
Ha.
Ha.
Ha.
Ha.
I'm not going.
Ha.
Ha.
Ha.
Ha.
Ha.
Man, you're dirty.
Daddy.
OK.
He looks great.
Oh, gosh.
I'm not gonna lie anyone else fucking over stimulated need to stress you yeah
oh my god no no no no it's a reward I'll save some for you when you get back
It's a reward, it's a reward
Well why do I want more now?
I'm not gonna lie bro
You were one sexy dude
No gay shit like you had like errors when you were a little child
but you look good
You think so?
I don't know how to do it
I'm just gonna rub it on you.
Boy, would you ever like give Ron a compliment?
I'd be like, you would sexy ass do it.
No, he'd get laughing.
No, well, we were talking about we're in the gym every day.
Did you tell him we hit it this morning?
I did, you did?
Oh no!
I'm gonna go to the toilet.
I'm gonna go to the toilet.
I'm gonna go to the toilet.
Dude, no.
Dude, come on.
You're winning the country right now, bro.
Come on.
Come on, come on!
No, I'm alright.
Lock the fuck in.
I said, OW!
Lock the fuck in.
Alright, Blake.
Hey, Blake!
Where'd you go?
Is this your dog?
No, he doesn't.
No, he doesn't.
I ain't not gonna fool by the outfits in this for me.
I ain't gonna lie, you look good.
Yeah, I'm not gonna do that, you need to show me that.
You have to watch out for that.
Oh, so you're not having a lot of fun.
You're not having fun?
You're not having fun?
He's got an interesting deal.
I'm not having fun.
I'm three cats.
Bro!
I'm sorry, that's all I got to do.
I'm gonna put you down.
I'm gonna get fat, bro.
Like, you're fucking lying.
All right, well done.
See you again.
Hey, Ron, you got it, you got it, you got it.
You got soap?
I got soap.
I got soap.
Ron, one more, one more, one more, one more.
Three minutes, three minutes, yeah, three minutes.
You in my corner?
Yeah, I'm in the corner.
You got any water, anything, but yeah.
Or would you guys drive to Browns?
To Browns?
Or just drive to Browns.
Browns tell someone, quit.
I bought the fight, nice shit.
Oh, shit.
I had to buy the, what's that, a ring, a octagon?
Not an octagon.
A octagon?
No, no, no, no.
I bought like a thing where you can like set it up
Listen, yeah, I'm gonna set a timer, right?
What do you look at each other when I speak Marlon? You gonna miss?
I'm gonna set a timer of three minutes and three minutes only
Everyone make sure not aim for the head, aim for anything under the head and above the waist.
Nothing below the waist.
Hit the waist.
It's going to be automatic out.
I'm going to give you three minutes.
Touch close when you guys are ready and then we'll back up.
Come on, come on, come on.
Fan, fan, fan.
All right, all right, on my go.
If I can stop, that means that this is going too much.
Go on three.
How long do you want?
Three minutes.
All right, go ahead.
Three, two, one, go.
I'm going to step in it, don't be too crampy when you do it, alright?
That's pretty hungry.
Good, good.
I feel that shit open up there.
I want to see some.
Halfway.
It's this.
It's this.
It's this.
You got a minute left.
Come on, swing, come on.
You wind it here, sit up.
45 seconds.
30 seconds.
Get in there, get in there.
20 seconds.
up, dead, 5, 2, 1, here we go, up. 20 seconds more.
Stay on your feet, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8.
Stay, stay. 15.
I'll count to 10, that's all right.
Stop now.
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 4, 3, 2, 1,
That's good work.
That's a good work.
That's a good work.
That's a good work.
That's pretty good, Jeff.
I want that.
That's a super star-off room.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Not a lot.
Not a lot.
You were killing in the beginning.
I want next.
I'll tell them what I'm talking about.
Jerry?
Jerry!
Jerry!
Jerry, let's smoke!
Oh, my God.
I'm out of breath.
Okay.
I took her pot.
It's-it's-it's-it's-it's-it's-it's-it's-it's-it's-it's ow, ladies!
What the fuck?!
C'mon, c'mon, let him just piece me up.
I see him.
I see him, I see him.
I see him.
I see him.
Stop, I just ate.
I'm gonna do a hug, I'm gonna do a hug.
I'm gonna do a hug, I'm gonna do a hug.
I'm gonna do a hug.
I'm gonna do a hug, I'm gonna do a hug.
Yeah.
She's alive, she's alive.
She's alive.
She's alive, she's alive.
You're trying to do the thing or what?
Try to pull the beard to her.
Hey, I'm doing it.
That's just it.
Four refog kicking strats.
We don't get it, we don't get it.
Are you getting a breath?
At least we'll wrap it up.
At least...
It's like one little day.
Yeah?
You can't eat that right now.
You can't do it again.
Everybody fighting.
I said you were wrong.
Dad doesn't put it on.
Dad doesn't put it on yet.
Dad, bar still.
Now we care.
I'm down.
Big!
Big, big, big!
I'm not screaming at all.
You got to say what you said.
That's not what I said.
I'm not a lot of men.
Jesus, you're going to score.
But he will have to record it.
I'm not screaming at all.
He's going to decide if you want to.
I'll go back for the second.
Oh, whoa.
That's not what he said.
I'll do it for you.
And I'll upload it.
He said.
He said.
You said all that, it's time you went all over that.
No, I'm sorry.
Yeah, guys, let me support Jason who knows how to box,
so I can get my ASB for a two minute straight.
That means so fucking fire.
Type in chat, like, oh, gee, god.
They're gonna type, like, the speed chip maybe?
This is just about to use me as a punching bag,
like I'm not gonna know what to do.
You got in there with Deggie.
And I fucking got hit in two seconds
and I got to the ground.
I think that was way scary.
Like that was a lot harder than this.
Yeah, you were trying, you were trying, you know?
Like, oh, you had a tampon, everything else.
Yeah.
Wait, who's that?
Wait, who's here in the fight?
For like two years, like a year and a half?
Yeah.
Yeah, but we see it was two.
No no no.
We see the vein dude.
Like six months and a half.
We see the mass, we see the early guys.
I'm a little, cause I got nervous.
Yeah.
Who's here?
Oh, and the corner there.
Oh, Cordoci.
Cordoci.
But we have a fucking...
Are you with the close back up?
Just to do it.
Wait, yours was a fight Taylor Holder?
Yeah.
Are we in his house or no?
Oh my God, it was.
Imagine you want to beat him up in that little bit of a turn?
Oh my god, a legendary one.
Dude, fuck his girl.
You've gotta fuck his girl.
And you know what I'm referencing?
Who do you gotta fuck that guy's ass?
No one knows the reference, Will.
What the fuck? They're delivering to slimy.
Fuck!
It's actually gonna rain.
I don't think it will.
It's gonna be a rainstorm tonight.
You heard it's gonna be a rainstorm tonight?
There's a thunderstorm near Jason's room tonight.
Basically you say nice don't fuck his girlfriend.
I'm gonna bring him up.
I heard he's like a little attack robber.
But sometimes, you know, just for tonight, I got into some special today.
It's so, it's not soundproof at all.
Oh, you see?
You'll know I'm doing it because like, I used to, I'll just play YouTube videos super loud.
And I'll hug them all.
All the speakers.
Great take, phenomenal.
At least they're giving me a heads up. Is that like a good thing?
Good heads up, yeah.
You just bought that camera.
Anything you could just rotate to the meter.
I'm not shooting.
I'm gonna have to...
No, no, no, no.
We're gonna be 20 seconds.
Wait, did Lacey say he never heard you?
I don't know.
I'm like 15 seconds.
Lacey, I was talking to Lacey, he said...
That you're not hearing each other's fuck.
What? No, you heard Lacey.
I heard Lacey's fuck.
I heard Lacey's like a dirty ass talker.
I don't even know that, I don't like that.
No you don't.
I don't even know that.
You don't talk, you don't talk.
You think Lacey's like, shut up.
Nah, Lacey's like, shut up.
Nah, Lacey's like, nah.
Nah, you don't even know that.
I don't even know that, bro.
I know you don't.
He puts on a white TV.
He's like, free.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You think Lacey's like that?
That's all we need here.
No kidding.
What's the question?
I'm not lying.
I'm not lying.
That's real bad.
Y'all ever...
Y'all ever nut better with socks on?
What are you gonna say?
I'm not even...
Oh my God.
It's like, have you ever...
nut better with socks on?
No, no, no, no, talk to her, alright?
It's because like
You guys got to get wrong back to the silver thumb punches
Here you can't hide you already did on God who used to punch the shit out of me
At the house you did
You're doing the one no, I remember I don't remember what happened
I remember
The screen was something broke my dream I even got that
Why do you read this chance when you fire?
Which I didn't agree fire
Rock-a-roll one backshot. I mean
Backshot
Oh
Jason I gave her saying that but I'm the gay for taking
You're a new Matthew Jackson.
You're a new Matthew Jackson.
Oh, yeah, and he asked that.
And he felt that same time.
No, we didn't.
No, no.
I can't find it.
What are you so close to?
Just make sure you look hard.
Oh, that's coming into my last meeting.
Marlon Leakes?
That's how I take it.
What the fuck? Yo, kill him!
Maybe
Yo, jazzy would use you like a toy, but mama would ask you if it's good and make you feel safe
What's the fuck?
Calm game
I'm not know why you can't throw run up in there for them
Told you already wrong good
I know you've not had any fucking tubs, man.
Whatever that means, I look good.
I thought I was calling. What the fuck?
No, you don't look good.
Matter?
Alright, well, uh, boys.
Have you lost your mind?
Yeah.
Wait, what?
What's going on?
I haven't been on it again.
Wait, what?
Oh, we have resources you've got?
Or not?
I guess we did a gym review.
You don't have any money to pay for it?
No, that was a rough one.
Wait, what do you say?
Wait, you hear a waste feeling, dude?
Yeah, I want to get my money.
Yeah, where you going?
Excuse me, how's he going?
I said, where's the way to take my phone, so I can answer the question.
That's the music. Do you hear me now?
He's fat.
Know where you're that heavy.
No, I'm not.
I brought her a gym and weight scale and it did.
Were you afraid of the fucking gym?
I didn't mean afraid of the gym, fat bitch.
What?
Now, do you hear who this is coming up?
What?
Do you hear who just said that?
What?
What?
What?
I don't know.
I don't know.
You sure?
You've got to be wearing a shirt.
You're just fucking kidding.
But I think you should have like a GV body.
Like a piss in the water.
That's fine.
I'll get you.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
That's not a Tony.
Get a 23-D.
That's fine.
I have a GV body.
I'll go back.
You can go on purpose.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
We did find a new PLV.
You're welcome.
We did find a new PLV.
We did find a new PLV.
We found that first house.
What are you giggling about?
You got that.
You know what?
So far back.
What are we talking about?
Like, this is like a Mercedes model right here.
Yeah.
Alright, I don't want to turn the line up either.
I'll put the force there.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
You got to take the assistance out there.
Defender, bender.
Defender.
You got to shoot her for tomorrow morning.
for tomorrow morning.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, boys, you want to get started?
Boys.
What do you want to play?
Oh, that's the one.
Oh, right now.
Hold on.
It's right there.
I take it right now.
Take it right now.
And rock and throw.
I want something.
Yeah.
And my hand is fucked up.
And I'll fuck you back.
Oh, no!
It's not my gun!
Okay, okay, this is what you're supposed to...
All right, so run of prediction mods.
Who wins Marlon or Silky?
Listen, we got it, we got it in there.
This shit for M3 and the stable.
They're putting the blue in the chat.
Don't fuck up. I want my fucking horn.
No, don't fuck up. No fucking up.
What the fuck in the room?
Oh, I just grabbed some shit.
That fucking hammer.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey.
It's actually gonna wing.
No, dick, you're too busy to suffer.
You got to, oh, you better ride.
He's bringing a scape to you.
Who, who?
Oh, fuck, it's actually walking on it.
Nah, it's actually walking on it.
You fag, bitch.
That's weird.
That's actually so weird.
Are you putting music on for this?
How are you supposed to monetize this?
Oh, you have to muster everything you fucking do.
Yeah.
Come on.
Uh, just throwing you out.
I want to walk or fade.
Just fingers.
Oh, wait.
Is that my thing?
Come on.
Hey.
Wow.
Is this where you took those photos last night?
Oh my God, is this the modernized stuff?
Oh my God, this is a good old truck.
What?
It's a very large green.
Yeah, that is hard, nigga, but I don't fuck DEO, man.
S.L.C., Y.R.G.Z., D.S.W.A.F.A.L.K., we come together, nigga.
Fuck Bruce, nigga.
What the fuck?
What?
I was just watching a split.
Hey, Silky.
Wait, Silky, you got to get back.
I didn't even realize.
Come on, man.
You got dissed by Bruce Enrol.
Nigga, are you hot?
He just said, he said, fuck Bruce.
Oh, you need some of Bruce Enrol?
No, no, he came for S.L.G.
I'm going to sponsor that, though.
I can't give that then I found my stream so
I tried to give a reaction, but I didn't say my reaction
What about Rob though? Any news on the Rob? Where's the press? Where's the press?
You know what? Who is this?
I'm not sure, I'm not sure, but I'm not sure, live, so um
What? When I'm able to play Moff Rival
No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
When I'm able to play Moff Rival that's what I'm going to say
Should I grab my ankle and say that?
That's a good par.
Check out the feet.
Check out the feet.
Check out the feet.
Alright, listen, what are we playing next?
Fireworks.
Wait, what are you guys playing to?
Backboard.
Quick 7.
Quick 7, man.
Backboard.
Backboard.
Alright, let's do this, come on.
Only one?
Yeah, man.
Wait a minute.
What the hell?
I got some shit to do on that.
Damn.
That's the one.
That's the one.
Come on.
Marlon, Marlon.
No, come on.
Marlon.
I fucked up the boxing.
Actually, fuck him up.
Actually, fuck him up.
I'm bad.
He's stupid.
Oh.
This is gonna be a long game of matter.
That's your personal.
That's your personal.
That's your personal.
That's your personal.
That's your personal.
Oh, right there.
Come on, Mark, come on.
This is for your aura.
Let's go, Silk.
Knock down. Knock down.
I know you want to shoot that, but I'm going to shoot it.
You don't use dial on there, man.
Dial on there.
Come on, Silk.
You're going to shoot that.
You're going to shoot that.
You're going to shoot that.
You're going to shoot that.
You're going to shoot that.
You're going to shoot that.
Fuck I'm just gonna shoot at that fucky.
Man we're gonna be good all day.
Fuck an ass versus butt.
Yeah this is okay ass versus butt.
Oh come on Lee's laugh.
That was good actually.
Hey look at his ass versus butt.
Look at his.
I had to travel.
Why did he slap my eyes?
He slapped my eyes!
I wasn't even close!
He slapped my eyes!
I traveled crazy.
I actually got the ball right?
I look, he made that call up.
You got some plays here.
Step back!
Oh my god!
No!
I'm telling my haters.
I haven't scored one before.
The old Malo would have made that.
Guys, there's channel points involved.
Come on.
You want it?
Shoot at him.
You don't play too much soccer, do you?
Oh!
That's two.
That's two.
You want it again.
Come on.
Back to back.
Shoot again.
Oh, that's all.
That's all.
There you go.
Now you can just go to the shoulder and that's all.
All luck, folks.
All luck.
You want to say, all right.
That's what you want.
So you're not going to let him shoot back though, right, Silk?
Hold on.
You're not going to let him shoot though?
You're not going to let him shoot though?
Yeah, you can take that one if you want.
I'm not gonna lie, your head.
Two one five. Two one.
You won't go back again?
He's not going to shoot him right there.
He never shoots.
He's a one-ticker. That's the king right there.
Oh my God.
This is the king, mama.
The king, the whole fucking thing.
He's a fucking Dr. Seuss.
Three days in hell.
This is two, right?
What the fuck?
I'm not gonna...
What'd you say?
Alright so I'm about to tell you something.
You don't want to help out, but you want to monetize every fucking thing you fucking
will call a fuck.
Wait, this is happening too.
Oh, I didn't even see those Aggies through here.
It's Arcage.
Wait a minute.
Yeah, that's a one.
You're heavy, you're heavy.
Wait.
Get out of here, you're heavy!
Alright, caramba!
Alright, Alayne.
I think I just gave you a hug.
I lied, nigga.
I scared myself.
That was the worst.
That was the worst.
That was really bad, actually.
That was actually really bad.
That's the Prince, the king to everything.
I like that one.
That's one that's one that's going on the bridge.
Prince, the king, the everything.
Hey, you're not breaking.
Come on.
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Are you gonna scare him from up here?
Yo, you're up.
You're one of the liquor from last night's fuss in my head.
What?
Now licker.
No more drinking.
Hey, let's get you more hoops.
Yeah, more dirty hoops, y'all.
Come on.
Take your shirts off.
Come on, let me get in the ring.
Let me just get back one straight, yeah?
Look here, I'm gonna shoot with water.
I don't know why you can't even get it off.
You can't show me.
You see, but you're still coming up on me.
I was going to show you a little.
You're still coming up on me, though.
Damn, guys.
You can't knock me off.
What the fuck is going on?
Oh, you don't know.
Oh, that's not what I thought.
You know when I'm wide over, you know I'm about to make noise.
I've experienced it.
I didn't move my head like, he hesitated to shoot it
and then like, look at me, bro.
Yo, we playing hoops, like.
Yo, are we playing hoops, y'all?
Can we put some energy on the corner?
Come on, shit talk each other, there you go.
I don't, I bet.
Send him right in there, you're through.
Not a single point.
Oh!
We did it!
Lock down!
That's not your body anymore.
He wants to keep it.
You got better, Nate.
Come on.
Dude, he's got the.
Yeah, bro.
He's got the shit.
Hey, hey.
Oh yeah. Step back.
That's the prince, the king, the everything.
Throw us on the tail.
Hey, hey, hey.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh.
What's that?
You saved it.
Move it.
I thought you were gonna shoot it right here.
Hard as head in my elbow.
Shut up, dude.
Oh, here we go.
That's a cry bait, dude.
You're not getting the flag room, bro.
Just keep playing.
Let's go.
You guys always just talking, never do nothing like.
I don't know.
Damn it.
That's five, right?
How, though?
Oh, my God, it's a king.
The prince of everything.
I didn't like it.
Start stepping up on that.
No, he not.
He not.
He just gave me the shot.
He was the spools on the side.
That's my gate point?
All right, this is my gate point.
Oh!
Oh!
Yeah!
That's good, Dad.
It's a good foul.
That's not a foul, you retort.
Hey!
OK.
Wow, really, dude?
Our slur.
Yeah, man!
You playing me?
You playing him?
Fat head?
Hey, fat butt.
You going to the house?
You have to die alive before you shoot.
Cookie in the jar.
Good one, good.
Ooh.
Cookie in the jar.
We're gonna have to stop that.
Ah yeah, Mark, let's get out of here, bro.
Is he out of here?
Let's get out of here.
Yeah?
Come on, suck me up on that, bro.
Suck me.
I don't want this shot.
Oh, no.
He's disrespecting you now.
Let me slip away, he's not gonna get out of here.
He's not gonna get out of here.
Let's get out of here, yo.
I want that shot.
They're looking for a shooter!
They're still searching.
Yeah.
You know my channel points are on you.
Okay.
I bet my channel points too.
On me or that?
Yeah.
I eat money.
I eat money.
Suki, going for the left.
Heading north-west.
When we go northeast, he's going to.
He's stepping back.
Going forward.
What's he gonna do here?
He's moving up.
Slowly.
Take step back.
Take going up.
Going up.
Going up.
Block.
Yeah!
Slowly, fake step back, fake going up, going up, dribble, block, block.
Hey!
Unfortunately, Martin can't stop that.
That's the woo, with no woo, going to the...
Yeah, Jason, that was close.
That was close, it's good thing you caught yourself.
He was going to say something not intentionally racist,
because he was trying to rhyme, but if he would have fell through, it would have not sounded good.
Well, he's going to say Jerry Woo is going to the...
I mean, it's a three-letter word, it's a location,
but if he kept saying it, it would have sounded like foul play.
It feels like the moon right those right yeah
Remember, we get a turn top.
Game time!
Oh, I was trying to farm your aura.
I know, I know.
You need to tap the end or no?
I want to get tight in.
I could.
I could finish the skin.
Then you lose the game.
Yeah, right.
You would be done in one shot.
Oh, wait.
I'll tell you how.
Now, that's out of the box.
I got it.
Would you be a favorite?
Try to hit the board this time.
You can shoot over there.
That's all.
See?
Fucking suck.
Let's get out of here, let's get out of here, let's get out of here, let's get out of here.
Yo, stop talking to Jason and do your thing, whoa.
Let's get out of here.
Oh my God.
Oh my God, look at him walking away to a fence.
And he's literally jumped the fence, boy.
He's literally gone.
No, don't worry.
I'm gonna take a Leepo Shooter class, 10 in.
I could win by laying low, but I'm not.
You're even made it without a warning trying to make sure it up
Why is he doing that, Jerry?
Here
What's wrong with my stuff?
I don't know why, bro, I'm like
You might have to just get out of here, bro
It's that beat
It's KB 10, it's that's that beat
It's that's that beat
Hold on, bro
Take your fucking stuff
That's my man
I
That's good.
That's good.
That's good.
That's good.
That's good.
I don't want more, but two more.
You got two more.
Two more.
That's all.
One may shot.
I'll give you two more.
I'll give you one more.
You're one for six, I think.
No, two for six.
What? What's your six?
Six, six out here.
Ron, lock in.
You remember, right? Lock in.
Come on.
Make sure the six is on the line, bro.
Oh, shit.
Why not, boy?
Whole same guy, man.
All right, back up.
Step it to these two.
Well, don't step too far.
Here you go, Ron.
Lock in, lock in, lock in, lock in, lock in.
You break the backward, I'm gonna break the net.
Oh, how about you?
Green bean.
What?
Lock in, lock in, lock in, lock in.
You good, you good?
Lock in, lock in.
Come on, get in there, man.
Stable.
OK.
One more.
I got two more, I got two more, two more, two more.
I'm going two for two.
Ronnie, Ronnie Nets!
Ronnie Nets!
Bro, how do you do your last name Nets?
You can't make the Nets.
Jason, uh, can I ask you, I got one more.
No, I'm fine, dude, I was actually fine.
Appreciate it, thank you, man.
That's like the first person that laughed
from watching it today.
Fuck up!
Oh, no.
No, you just talked about donuts?
You eat donuts, fat ass.
Let me retry man, I didn't really try.
I wasn't trying.
Bro, stop calling me ass bro.
I gotta shoot if I want to.
Like, come on bro.
Let me re-
Right there.
Let me get about
Mr.. Making about yourself
Oh
Come on over five right here
Population you
You gon' play with one of them though.
Oh no!
I'm not gon' play with one of them.
I know you're not gonna play with one of them.
He ass.
My ass, that's a bitch of you.
I just beat you.
Beat me in a shoot around.
Exactly.
So how about you play with me?
Might as well keep shooting if it's hot.
Might as well keep shooting if it's hot.
If he did, chat to the tune.
Might as well keep shooting if it's hot.
Yeah, both at it.
You don't know how to count.
Might as well keep shooting if it's hot.
I got a spar tomorrow.
We got a spar tomorrow.
You like spars, man.
You like spars.
You like spars.
You like spars.
You like spars.
Do you like smallers?
Yo, whoa!
I want a spark.
That's so cute.
You want a womb?
No, bro.
I've been on this court for too long.
No, no, no.
I've been on the court for too long.
Yes.
I've been on the court for too long.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
This isn't you.
Yeah!
How much do I weigh?
That's your actual weight.
That's your actual weight.
This isn't even working.
Okay.
Doesn't work?
This shit doesn't even work, bro.
It doesn't work?
I wanna weigh myself.
I wanna weigh myself too, bro.
I think I'm like 220.
Why, still, what do you actually think you is?
And don't lie.
Don't under-life, under-tweet it.
This shit doesn't even work, bro.
Do you think you're over 220?
Nah.
Probably like 218.
Damn!
218.
Shut up!
I know how I am when I'm like 225.
Why does the clouds look like it's on the ground?
Because we're above the ground.
I know.
Ray, that was so smart.
I know.
You know that in the Sweden?
Fuck off, dumbass.
Now give it back to him.
Say where he's from.
Oh, I'm about to.
You know where you're from.
Fucking hood.
You're from the fucks.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yo, what's the fucks wrong with this net, bro?
No way.
I thought you could use that skill on the court, bro.
Bro, just get under it.
Get under it.
Get under it.
What the fucks under this net, bro?
I'm okay with that now we fucking have no internet for desktops and
Fuck
G-dick away
Like how they do it in Brazil
Okay, okay
That's you
They said they fuck with us
Where's the rainbow?
See the rainbow
Way to cut of vibes, dude
Guys no hands
back back back. Oh my god.
What let me get more just now?
He got this stuff.
What I want.
Yo Ron, what are you doing?
Ron is not happy.
I thought he did.
He's training actually.
He said I do rainbow again.
One more time.
Oh my bad. Come on, get that.
Where positivity is conspiracy in the world.
What?
No more. You mind catching the trigger?
It says that more groups are successful
if you keep the positivity up
and there's nobody negative in the group.
Oh, nice. Thank you.
I see that. I see that.
Take a talk about it.
Yeah.
40 percent, it's a 40 percent...
Ready?
Why can't I get it now?
Ah, get the dog, get the bar, get the bar.
Next to you.
Oh my God.
Oh my God, what are you doing?
The music added like, plus 10, everyone's actually beat stuff.
We just danced a little bit before.
Yeah.
Hey, daddulee, hey, dadda!
That's just good.
I've seen him one time in real time!
We see.
We'll watch it.
We'll be coming back.
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na!
NO!
you
you
you
you
you
You
Yo, Selene I'm Bob with the bro. Call me later
What the bros are now
Not be Celine.
What?
I was just a bit of a streamer, but...
Do you want to go back to Brazil?
Yeah, this is a vibe.
This is a vibe.
Oh my god.
No, no.
Just tell them, bro.
Tell them it's possible to hang out with them.
Celine, man.
Not fair.
Yeah, go home.
Yeah.
Hold on.
Hold the fuck home.
What?
What's going on?
What happened?
Who is it?
I'm doing shit, yeah.
Can't get in there.
Wait, what?
Hey, who the fuck is going on my phone?
I told us I need to do with his hands.
Run that music back, run that music back.
Run it back, run it back.
No!
Oh my god!
Dude!
Yo we're gonna get at least like 30 seconds.
Oh
We learning though!
I learned this shit in class!
How do you think we got tripped up?
Yes, exactly! We can get out and get out of here.
It was all just a bit like a second hand.
Oh, that was a bit hard.
I know how you say it.
Oh, shit!
Oh, fuck!
We gotta get rid of this shit.
Go ahead and shout, get rid of this shit.
Oh, God.
Hey!
Hey!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Oh my God! Oh my God!
I got an idea, I got an idea!
What do we do?
Everybody go on the line right?
Go on the line?
You do that with your little pants?
Uh uh, I didn't do like a little kid on that trick.
Okay, and then we get like a big edit right there.
Okay, we get a big edit.
Okay, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Wait, no time.
I got some.
Bro, you got some.
Hey, you're right here.
You're right here.
Wait, let me see your phone, Suki?
I'm looking at you getting the hang of it, huh?
Oh, that's all right.
He got it.
I
Oh
Ooh, that was so close.
Oh, shit.
Oh!
Oh!
All right, puns are over.
We're getting top of the night.
Stop it.
All right, watch out, bro.
Go fast, bud, go!
Come on.
We're ass.
Give it, give it, give it, give it, give it.
Fuck, stop me.
I'm ass.
Come on, it's not bad.
I'm the house of the Lord.
Ah, I'm the house of the Lord.
I'm the house of the Lord.
There you go.
Chill.
Oh
That's right.
Yeah.
Fuck.
Get the fucking jet.
Get the fucking jet.
Get the fucking jet.
Hey.
Hey, boy.
Get the fucking jet.
Gotta get him.
Get down right down there.
Four.
Five.
What are you talking about?
Does anyone in the chat know how to play football?
Low key.
Put two slimy on, folks.
No, put two slimy onslaught, yeah, yo.
How hard is this to really learn?
I think you can learn.
That's how I want to hit ten. We hit ten.
Come on, ten.
Come on, you got to do it.
That boy, don't worry about it.
Nice.
Ah, come on, ready?
Come on, we got to do it.
Oh, very far!
Oh, my God!
Woo-hoo!
Ah-ha! Ah! Ah! Ah-ha! Ah!
Alright, good move!
Alright, ready?
Hey, ten! Ten!
One, two, get up!
Ahhh!
I just thought about it.
You have to do it.
Besides, right here, like, it's hard to feel.
I'm not even sure.
Learn.
It's a break.
Come on.
One.
Oh
Yup.
Again, one again.
I got one.
Is that a room?
Yeah, it's a room.
Ah!
What?
One, two, three, four, five, six.
No!
Alright.
I got one chance.
10, 10, 10.
One, two, three.
Oh, I'm about to fall.
What?
Oh, fuck it, man.
Why is there anyone who's had to do this?
What?
What's he doing?
He's so cold.
Oh, God!
We can get 10.
We're never leaving.
We're down.
We can get 10.
We're down.
We're never leaving.
We're fucking nasty dirty Americans, bro.
We can never touch a football.
One, two, three.
One, two, three.
three
two
one
two
three
one
one
one
one
one
one
one
one
one
I'm gonna hit that move too.
Yeah, so-
Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah, come on.
Come on.
Oh yeah.
No!
No!
We're moving!
Oh, we're moving.
No!
Oh, we're close.
Meal!
We annotated.
Come on.
I'm gonna let you have it.
You got ten.
We got ten.
Hold on.
All right, come on.
J.
Yo.
Yo, move on!
Not again, run again.
Oh my God, one more!
No!
Come on!
He had three-by-chop.
I was just gonna get it.
He had three-by-chop.
Come on.
Look, forget it, get it.
Wow.
Come on, man, come on, man.
Is that God of Scorpion?
Yeah.
I think it's actually Sportacold right now.
Yeah, how are you?
Yeah, I see.
You'd rather be to do that.
All right, ready?
Here we go.
There you go.
Three.
Oh.
See, I just did a light.
Come on, shoot him.
Come on, shoot him.
He's fucking nasty, dirty man.
What'd he say to the man?
What'd I do?
I think he's fucking right here.
He's fucking right there.
Fuck.
He's fucking dead.
Dead ass, bro.
You know what, Jesus?
He touched right here.
Run.
Oh, great.
Yo, two-yo.
Triple tap, though.
The plate button.
Triple tap it.
Again.
Again.
I am.
I am.
I am.
I'm running again.
Oh my god, the traps are crazy.
Right.
Ah!
Fuck!
Jesus, what was that?
Maidag Music.
Hold on now.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah, I'm ready!
Oh yeah.
Nope.
Dig it, dig it.
I almost hit that bitch!
I almost hit that bitch though!
No, you didn't know who the ball was then.
Are you ready?
Yes, Ron.
Yup, it gets it.
Why are you always fucking out?
You always fucking out!
I'm telling you, bro,
I'm telling you, bro,
one, two, three,
four,
I'm telling you, bro,
I'm telling you, bro,
I'm telling you, bro,
I'm telling you, bro,
Three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
So get it, get it.
Get it.
No!
No!
Somebody has to get it.
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
I heard good.
At least I'm working on it.
OK, Vaughn!
Learn a little bit.
I got no peak coordination.
Come on. One, two, and...
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
I don't like this.
Nice one!
Let's do it again!
Hey, get the fuck off me!
Hey!
Fuck off!
Here we go.
Shot!
Fuck!
I'm fucking good with some of them.
Yup.
What are you?
Oh!
Yeah, you're not kicking it.
Sonia!
Bro, if y'all do it on the inside like that, it'll just go straight up.
Yeah.
Here we go.
Oh, he's dead.
That's me.
Hey, Chad, good vibes.
Double use.
Hey.
That look used something.
That's called a scorpion?
Yeah.
That's kind of calm.
Oh, I get it, because that's.
Yeah, they're tailed.
Oh, all right.
It's fine.
He'll be in here.
It's fine.
All right.
10.
All right.
10.
Actually locked in.
All right, here we go.
One, two, three, four, five, six.
5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 11, 12, 14, 14!
That was like 12.
That was like 14, 15.
Oh
It's hotter than a matter day.
Ah, chat.
It's hot.
Holy good life.
Holy good life, Chad Richards.
Holy good life.
Oh, Chad.
Oh, Chad.
Oh, Chad.
Oh, Chad.
Oh, Chad.
Oh, Chad.
Oh, Chad.
Oh, Chad.
Oh, Chad.
Oh, Chad.
He's in jail.
Can we get a free Lazy?
I don't even got a free one for real.
He should sit in there for a second.
He's a little bit...
I'll just go free.
Bro, I wish our internet was like actually working.
They are for real for real or not?
That's why I'm here.
For real?
Let's just do that for the shit.
Did we get our AC fixed?
I don't want to ask, I totally have to.
I don't know what that said.
I don't think you can tell me anything you want to tell me.
I don't know what that said.
Come on, people.
Wait, I'm not talking stupid. Is it safe here in Brazil?
Yeah.
Is it?
Obviously, it looks like it's for the rest of your life.
I want to go. I want to go.
That was so nice.
And also, where on?
It was hot.
Yeah, I'm sweating, sir.
It's hot.
Keep laces locked up.
What the fuck is going on?
It's not even funny.
How the fuck do you respond easy, sir?
Did he get fucking knocked or something like that?
The loop fell off him?
What are you about to do, Matt?
How much matter do you have on this matter?
What's the rest of it?
I guess the same shit, I don't know how it works.
Dude, I'm sorry.
Dude.
What?
Don't say a word like you were looking at him.
I was gonna say it.
What's that cat emo trap?
What's the cat emo?
It was hot as a fucking mug.
It was hot as a mug.
What?
I'm right here.
What's that?
This is right here.
Oh, man.
What?
Uh-oh.
Man.
Holy-ho.
I'm going to get this.
I'm going to get this.
I'm going to get this.
I'm going to get this.
I'm going to get this.
Holy hot.
Oh no, no, no, no, no.
Oh no, no, no, no.
Wait, oh my god.
It literally looks like heaven gates out here.
Can you go look?
Yeah, can you, can you please?
I gotta turn this on.
Hold on, Chad.
Put your, put your hands in there right now.
That was too hot. Hold on.
Chad, does anyone know if my remote went for this?
I should run my ass clean.
They're just gonna say it's right there.
My dad has lost my rope, so I don't think there's a way to get this out.
Dude, I don't...
There's dad has no way to get it if I lost her rope.
Come on.
Let me put my archive in the fucking laundry.
Come on, chap.
Welcome to the good life.
This is where I basically fuck.
Oh my god, I'm a sweaty Betty.
Boy, I look kinda sexy right now.
It's nice to have you in the pants.
What?
I didn't see anything.
I'm trying to control myself.
Wait, can you actually point the camera where I gotta...
...locate change?
Should I go...
Just 15 seconds.
Wait for it, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Oh.
Oh
This shit's looking fucking alive look at the view bro. We actually have one of the best
Can you see you can see like everything
The pools looking the pools on or falling to us
I could look at this every day over
How's everyone doing in the chat, bro?
Y'all doing good?
Oh, me and Martin could do the cooking segment.
I don't know if he wants the IRL, so we just...
Okay, bro.
Oh, no.
Oh, no, he's hot as a mother.
I mean, I can ask him.
I can ask him.
I don't know if he wants to IRL again.
Should I ask?
I don't know if you want to IRL or desktop.
You know, a lot of people are going to say IRL,
but I need to desktop here.
I just don't know if it works.
I'm going to call him over there.
Let's go outside.
Don't keep your good vibes going.
That's Dave Vornado, you look so good. Bro, guys, chill.
Ron, you look so good today. I could tell you've been going to the gym.
Why is Ron actually glowing right now in the sun?
Nice. Marlon didn't pick up my phone call, y'all.
Like, he was probably doing some cool-ass shit, though.
Is he mad at Adiolab still?
Are you ready?
Oh my god, what just happened bro?
Let me go, let me go to Twitter a little bit, let me go to Twitter a little bit, I haven't been on Twitter
This guy's a fucking dork.
Your message isn't a void?
Yeah bro.
Bro, I'm calling.
Uh, my phone is dead.
You need to hold on.
What the fuck?
Come on out, you fucking...
Why does the king and the prince everyday get what he wants?
Goal!
Guys, I'm not a king, I'm not a shit like that.
Bro Chad, it's actually so hard walking our mansion.
Like, why is there stairs?
Why can't we just go downstairs and like snap our Thanos?
She kinda looks like a 24-diver.
No.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
She's a 24-diver.
She's a 24-diver.
Hey, cutie-poo-dee.
Did you still want to cook tonight?
Yeah, I'm not.
You want to cook or do you go?
Yeah, you go get yourself that.
I know.
I'm like actually sweating.
It's okay. You feel the water.
Come on.
We'd have to go get it. What is this? It's my broccabama.
Broccabama baking duck. Oh nice.
Yeah.
I'm used to it, yeah? Yeah, I'm not.
Okay, do we hop on the bike seat, maybe?
Shh.
You got a car there? Yeah.
What was your car?
I'm down. Okay.
What do we got right now? Let's do it.
What should we cook? What is your chap thinking we should cook?
Chad, what do you think we should cook? Chad, what should we cook?
I mean, I do like middle like steak and tater or something like that.
You gotta cook whatever.
What's on the thing?
What can we cook?
What's your chess game?
Tell what I think.
Let's have steak, tacos, animals, okay nice.
Indian food.
We could go eat you some tacos.
Because our early secret in the mile.
Ooh.
You gonna have any tacos?
Or we throw a full secret in the mile feast tomorrow.
tomorrow after the shoot
wow true
I mean I could be there
we could be there too
we could be there too
I'm sure we could be there too
so then I'm sure we could be there too
it's a good fucking day then
so what are you going to do?
you want to save it?
what do you think bro?
we either do it tonight
or we do it flat like
I've never heard of it. Is that a big deal in the States in general?
I don't know. I don't know.
They're all saying, oh, hey, why don't we have a chat?
One other voice.
Move here one second, fuck it.
But does all that fucking grow into work?
It does.
Hey, why not? Why don't you put it on the phone?
What are you doing?
What?
No phone number?
Why not?
What's going on? Change the TV, buddy?
Huh.
Run!
What?
I actually want to be good though.
Why, too?
Do we have any stuff here like any season or anything?
I don't know. Do we have any season?
Oh, I don't know.
Do we have, like, people?
Do we even have a fucking anything?
Appreciate the subs, bro.
Oh, guys, thank you so much for the 1-bits.
Thank you.
Oh, guys, I think someone put a sub up here.
I appreciate it, bro.
I'm trying to think pretty fucking close, I'm pretty sure let me see yeah, there's one
there's one really close like literally like super duper close yeah like five
minute close like real five minute no it's like really five minutes so you
I'm not taking the Porsche out, J-Rod the fuck out.
I do have my card, it's just coming out soon.
Soon.
Soon.
Soon.
Soon.
Soon.
Soon.
Soon.
Soon.
Soon.
Soon.
Soon.
Soon.
Soon.
Soon.
We already saw the wrap okay, so what colors my car then chat if you guys
Yeah, what colors my car if you know what it is like what?
Yeah, it is I got a warning
It's just a bunch of dorks. They don't know what they're fucking talking about
Yeah, you want to go let's go I'm selling them
All right, so now I'm more than I'm gonna get shoes
Okay, so Jack, what do you think we should cook?
I think this, okay?
I think tomorrow we'll do a big steak with a mayo, right?
Is it gonna mayo or steak with a mayo?
Mayo, I think it's gonna mayo, right?
We'll do a big one, okay?
Today, we're throwing a little steak on the grill.
I mean, a little steak.
Ah, do we do steaks for the house?
Fuck, Ashley.
Um, we could do a little hot dogs.
Hot dogs.
Body mistakes, potatoes, and yeah, that was it.
Wow, things like potatoes take so fucking long to cook,
bro, it's insane.
Orange Rots you need, YouTube it tomorrow.
You have to think if, depending on how long
your YouTube video shoot takes, we'll see.
But like, we said we wanted to shoot it early
so we can stream after, but again,
who knows what this house is, you know what I'm saying?
Asparagus on the side.
Spirits make my nut taste weird, bro.
How do you know that?
Reviews or something?
Stuff action.
Those stuffs work?
Those pieces of furniture from 1900, go kill yourself, bro.
How about that?
Holy shit, dude.
Made friends toast, probably something different.
I mean we could, but I'm actually hungry.
I'm not trying to troll bro like I really want to like you like get some goodies going dude
Places is locked up until Friday. Nah, Ashley free for us go bro
She can talk now we'll talk to someone
Let's get the fuck out of here
Let's get the fuck out of here
I'm gonna go take a little take a little quick.
Hey hey hey hey hey hey your mother daddy.
Yo, does the kitchen work, you think?
Yeah, I bet.
Can Gilbert hold this for a sec?
Before we go?
Gobert, can you hold the camera?
I know, honestly, you've been going hard today,
so I just want to add a little bit more to your workload if you don't mind.
I did it so long enough.
They just...
I was like, what?
I know you're worried, bro.
All right, I'm gonna go to work, too.
Fuck you.
I'm gonna work, bro.
Any gift at Subdial?
26 months?
Cheers. 8 months?
Cheers. 25 fucking gifted from Saint?
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Fuck, shit.
Thank you for the 25.
Well, this is so much lighter with this mic.
That's a better mic.
That one hears you now, too.
Yeah, thank you so much for the matters, bro.
If you want a sub, say me in Marlin's chat and in my chat,
we're giving away subs right now.
Make sure you get the W's going, y'all.
Ooh, should we check how much the core channel video
is going?
We gotta record a tic-tac or something.
Holy sheet
This shit's at one point
One point six million views once yes every hour it's getting thirty thousand views right now
We're 308,000 subs y'all not gonna lie
Shout out the fucking community, bro
Shout out everyone for seven and all that you have Marlon you carry more pissing that big-ass dick like what is that?
Is that how that works?
Does it go in your penis or your balls?
One God or not, I actually don't know
I don't know
But is there a bladder? I'm a fucking 88. I'm a fucking 88. Can we get an L Ron?
Marmar?
2000 bits, cheers. That's going towards a new car
Marlin, what are you doing?
Hey, where's lace two?
Three, two, one.
Oh, I got it.
Oh, wait, what the fuck?
Where's the matter, Eddie?
What's that?
I just saw a look on your face when you asked me about lace.
I know that tech man bro I'm not gonna lie I don't want to put it in the air but
like life's a little too good I think we're gonna get hit by a car okay why
would you even not put that in there? Sorry he's gonna sit in front. Come on stand close to tell you.
Oh what's that? Oh some flowers. What did you get flowers for? Oh you like them?
Can I use that to get to Bobo?
No, I just taught him today.
What do you want to say to that?
I also just perfectly placed Celsius right next to your door.
I'm going to sit on the left side.
Because that's so I can see both of us.
How far is it? I think five minutes.
Yeah.
It's a little billy out.
I
Say where the folk like see where the fuck all in the car
We don't do it in the car
Yes, I know this is dirty like y'all just fucking chill on me. Just chillin me for a second
Bro, I'll be chillin you for one second, but I thought you should clean my car today. What happened with that?
Can you move your seat up? Did you have sex in this car? No, I'm fucking six foot eight eight percent bodied that 225 pound of muscle
What the fuck do you expect? I'm not gonna lie. I know you feel good
I feel fucking amazing
Is that better one? That's very nice. Hey chat, how y'all doing bro?
life's fucking good well I'm amazing though life's so fucking good when you
just enjoy every second you know this I just enjoy having fun with the guys bro
that's what I enjoy bro honestly bro I'm kidding I wish I could say the same
about you I guess you say I guess it's nice out man yeah fucking set up
wait I'm so confused you're actually a captain for fucking league of
Yes, I know like actually not sure China's League of Legends that boring of a game
I'm not what it's always seemed so confusing
like always
Yes, I'm not looking at that. Who's that?
Wait, so do you know the way to rock? Oh fucking God
I can grab you I guess
Yeah, I got you
You're gonna go
Hey, fun fact, Marlon. You actually saved gas when you don't have your foot on the pedal.
Wait, thank you. Thank you for the fun fact, bro. Can you give me another fact?
Okay, fun fact with Marlon. Um, you actually...
You pressed the brake, you slowed down.
Why'd I say you just texted me, bro?
Well, you shouldn't text a drive, so maybe you should have Siri read it.
Can you get me on your League of Legends team?
team. You're gonna take a left out of here. I'm a fucking cat. Wait, will you pick me here at
hell? I will. You know, there's gonna be like the same as, uh, CSR. There's gonna be pros,
but I'm actually not gonna pick a pro. I'm gonna pick you. I don't.
Chad, are you all excited for the League of Legends tournament?
Do you think there's any nicer houses than ours right here, like in this area?
Um, yes.
Really?
I'm sure.
Or you gotta realize everyone here is fucking crazy.
No, no.
Our shit is crazy.
That's really nice.
It's really fucking nice.
It makes me feel happy.
It makes me feel complete.
But energy in this house is so good.
You make me feel complete.
What are you saying?
Kind of led a bit of wind coming in.
I love that, boy.
What's your fucking mouth?
That's not your mouth.
I'm a nut in Cosmo.
You can talk about that.
Holy fuck!
Where's your one? I'll take a left or what?
Um...
You're gonna go left here
Plus there
Fucking hell bro finally we get some good internet tomorrow. Maybe get some I hope so maybe play some video games
Fucking hope so what's the best game out right now?
Best game out right now. Yeah, I don't know. What is the best game out? I would say
Harry Potter game
fucks that mean a harry potter there marlin's posture sucks you don't need to
have to have to have a bad posture but are you on me still like this
bro posture max like this doesn't even look natural like wait what you look kind
of good now
there we go
absolute fucking brutal
I'm gonna be good back up. I'm gonna be good back up. I'm gonna be good back up.
She's mocking. She's so moggy.
Alright bro, you're gonna be taking a left at the light.
Huh?
And then, when you take a left on the right, you're gonna take your second right and then go straight and then you're there.
Yo, what's up with you bro? You don't eat so much.
I don't know.
You're gonna take some vitamins, bro.
I do every morning.
So we're gonna take a left right, you said?
Nope. Nope. Nope.
Right here. Right here.
You're probably getting the left lane.
Okay. Busted, bro.
I'm fucking busting it.
Oh my fuck. I'm fucking busting it.
Oh wait, who was that?
I'm gonna take a right.
Not here. Not here.
That's a house.
You're gonna take a right.
Stop sign okay roll a stop sign for no reason. Yeah, hit that little kid too. Oh, we just dodged them nice
Right, and then you're gonna proceed to go straight
Forever, and you'll run into a random. Oh my there's actually
That's a little kid that was actually a little ask you
That's what I get that kid go faster than a lot of fucking
That's a broken the room. Oh my fucking god
My god, my god, more chill.
Damn, this is a nice neighborhood for a look at this, this is like some fucking family
friendship like, like it is, oh my, oh my god.
Wait, should we have a clarin' somewhere?
I don't know.
I know.
Oh, they put it away.
No, it's right here.
Next one.
Oh, it is?
That's a ball.
Oh, it's there, yeah.
Don't eat that.
Yeah
Oh, I actually like that I like the color purple
This one's up every time
Hey, how much eating these houses are like right?
Straight over
Yes, bro, that's what I said and eventually you'll run into it
Don't ever question the king the prince to everything you like that
We like that
You talking dirty
Oh my god. What the fuck was that big brother?
You thought you'd be talking dirty
Like online all of them says this
If I lived in Jayce's room, we would not be sleeping at night.
That's so fucking hot.
You're gonna keep going straight, bro. You're never gonna stop.
Y'all like when I back up like this? I hold my hand and shit.
We have a fucking camera. Why would you need to do that?
I just do it for a while.
Go straight. The light's green.
I'm a back up bird.
Oh, fuck.
The light's green.
Oh, see how do you look? I don't even know where it's at by now. I don't even know where it's at
You gotta stop the pedestrians
Holy shit
Oh, hey, this is a big test. Can we film in routes or not?
I think you just entered a one-way.
Oh, fuck. I think I did, Ron.
Oh, Ron, I'm such a fuck-up.
You're not in this, you're lazy. You're gonna chill.
Oh, Ron, I'm such a fuck-up, Ron.
Is that gonna go around, though?
No, Ron, I'm such a fuck-up.
You're a dirty fuck-up.
Bro, I'm such a dirty little fuck-up, but...
Oh, my God.
I love him talking like that.
Yeah, actually.
But are you like a dirty talker?
My girlfriend texted me saying,
Thunder and lightning eyes emoji.
No, she did not.
Okay.
I would have paid a thousand dollars to text you, man.
Okay, bet.
Oh no.
No, no, no, no.
Please no.
Fuck!
You're just gonna determine our whole day, man.
Yeah.
If we can't we film around.
You gotta be just a little kid and hug your chest with it, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, just a little kid too.
Let me show you, bro.
No, not even like that.
Go with a fucking camera, can't help it.
You don't want to drop it?
Like that.
So, stay on.
Oh my God, Mark.
I'm not even kidding.
Okay, the girlfriend literally was just laughing at you, except, oh no, that's fucked
up.
She's looking at you, bro.
All right, wait, what are we cooking?
What are we cooking?
All right, all right.
I mean, I think we do, I think we get two steaks.
Two steaks?
Hey, we just thought of something.
We don't have a camera.
All right, all right.
All right, all right.
How you doing?
Oh, my god, mother's day this weekend.
Are you going to be here for mother's day?
When is the exact day?
Wait, when's mother's day?
But the thing is, it's not mother's day for me.
We have a different day, sweetie.
Well, what day is Mother's Day?
Well, I'm not going to have a particular shoot.
Mother's Day is on the 10th.
I'm going to keep that.
OK.
Oh, hold on.
I remember when you bought this, that bug?
What is that?
Don't, don't, no, OK.
My chocolate.
Is that she good for you, you think?
Well, they seem chill here.
Maybe we're going to film her.
OK, fuck it.
Let's, I mean, we didn't tell about it.
OK, so steak.
So we're going to get steak seasoning.
Seasoning?
Eggs?
We could get some eggs.
Oh, steak eggs?
Steak eggs?
Avocado
Yes
Okay
Steak eggs
Avocado and honey
On a wood bowl
You should probably get a basket of avocados right here. Should we get a basket or no? Yeah, let's get a little basket
Oh, I got a cake.
I got a cake.
You gotta talk to me.
Oh, you got a king out like that.
I like the way you fucking talk to me.
Hold on.
Stop.
I know.
I know what it's good.
Oh, my God, it's good.
Look, it's like a little squishy, but not too much.
I like that.
Two or three?
Two.
Literally another go. Oh, no, this one's kind of hard. Oh, what are this one? That was right. That was right. Yeah
Low too soft
Perfect
All right, next up steak seasoning. What do you think it was close close it
Rock and soft vegetables
Pasta vegetable cheese
Can, vegetables, applesauce, eggs, eggs.
Oh my god, deep low, deep low, deep low, deep low, deep low, deep low.
Are you calling me, alright?
I guess it's coming out of the water.
Deep low.
Deep low.
Wait for me, Mark.
How many?
There's a nice little rouse we got.
Pretty nice, you call them rouse.
Wait, what are you doing?
Keep this like...
I don't know.
Keep throwing me up in the air, bro.
Okay.
okay someone said eggs after one o'clock bro there's nothing wrong we're
getting a little bit what are you talking about eggs wait wait wait we're
stupid we also need Olivero
there's a call waiting for the key and key to the department
one on half of his life
one on half of his life
wait what?
we need a little hot sauce?
hey
what little hot sauce do you mean?
Jason
barbecue sauce condom mix
condom mix
wait we look and eat honey the honey is in
Okay, yeah, I understand.
Wait, we need that?
That's the boil?
That's you, all the boil.
Always all the boil.
Oh, my look Celsius.
We get it for free.
Oh my God, look at this.
It says model on it.
I'm not done.
Where we at? Eggs. Perfect.
Eggs.
Big shout out to Maya, bro.
Big shout out to Maya, man.
I'm gonna eat some chickens. Yes. Okay. So which one's the best eggs that one or I'm usually the most expensive better ones
Yeah, but I go with the cheapest person because I'm a cheap one. I understand so you have cheapest
Yeah, I love you. I love you too. I mean, oh shit. Okay. I mean, I'm ready to
I can't, I can't, I can't.
You all want more of them?
I don't want both of you.
Oh, yeah, you want two?
Oh, yeah, there you go.
No, I want two.
Okay.
Whoa, you get it?
On the streets, bro.
At least you get it.
At least you get it.
I'll just shoot you, okay?
Yeah.
You want it?
Yeah.
Can I go?
Yeah, you want it?
Thanks so much.
You're welcome.
Hey, yo, brother.
Bro, I'm shaking, bro.
No, no, bro.
I'm watching you sitting there.
Yeah.
I'm shaking, bro.
Yeah, sir, bro.
Thank you.
Yeah, of course.
Good to meet you.
Good to meet you, too.
Of course.
Get out of this way.
Sorry about that, sir.
You guys just moved out here, right?
We did.
We did.
Can you take a picture of us?
Yeah.
OK.
We're from here.
Welcome to the neighborhood.
Oh, thank you, bro.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you.
Take care, y'all.
Oh, man.
What brain is this?
I got your ass.
Fucking god, bro.
Fucking dumbass.
Take care.
Take care.
We're not going to go the same direction, so.
I tried doing the, you know, the Kobe thing where he walks.
Oh, a protein ice cream.
Could get some protein ice cream.
Oh, I'd do like that. I'd do like that.
I'd do like that.
Up there? Up there.
I'm going to get this out.
I'm going to get this out.
Oh, ice cream. Ice cream. Ice cream. Ice cream.
Hey!
Only 480?
Yeah, but I'm telling you, it's Chico, I mean it for me.
How many in?
Oh, these are even better one, I'm not controlling.
Let's do two.
That one's less calories.
290 calories.
Also less protein.
Let's go get steaks.
Steaks,
salt, pepper,
honey,
That's it, right?
Careful, don't spill it.
Don't say it bro, don't say it.
I'm wrong, I'm wrong, I'm wrong.
Also we need a cutting board.
I choose protein.
Can you even buy cutting boards here?
I can believe I not.
Wait, this is part of this shit.
Oh god.
What the fuck?
Um, where we going?
Steaks, steaks, steaks, steaks.
Now you get a deli.
Right?
Where do you get them here?
You get them here, bro.
Is this the whole fucking cow?
What the fuck is that?
That's a fucking steak.
What is it standing in?
Oh, it's a mackerelado.
Dude, what the fuck is that?
It's a beef shank?
I don't know if there are steaks here, though.
Or...
That's a big one.
That's a huge one.
Oh, man, it's a mackerelado.
New York.
Oh, my God, it's got salt and pepper.
two rebars, literally two rebars right there.
Thin cuts?
Thin cuts are good.
They're good, they're great.
Should we do this?
Let's do that, that's two.
Just one?
Two of them?
Two of them?
We don't want to compare, you know what I'm saying?
No, we don't, I'm not.
Wait, yeah, yeah, that's good.
That one is 200, that's good, right?
Yeah, two, one, two.
I think so, yep.
Okay, so now we need honey, salt, and pepper.
Salt and pepper.
Ooh, cracker!
Oh my God, cracker.
No, we don't need that.
Fucking hate cracker, bro.
Like, they're snacks, right?
I was a cracker, yeah, wrist crackers.
I hate cracker stupid roads.
My mouth gets so dry.
So dry.
I need water if I do that.
I'm like, bro, fuck that.
I fucking crack it, all right?
Janssen jellies might have honey, no?
That's what.
We just don't like it when I burn my fucking cracker.
Honey's right down the left.
Honey?
Janssen jellies.
Honey!
OK, what's the best honey?
Hot honey.
You raw hot like you're saying?
Like really honey, honey.
I am, Chad.
What's good, bro?
What's good?
I don't know.
Bro, the Chad has to understand that right now
we're doing real hard work, OK?
No, I like the honey that you just tried.
I know, you're about to do whip tonight though.
I'm not gonna lie, should I put that on my penis?
Nah, low-key, never.
Imagine how good that feels.
What cream? Have you tried that?
Nah, I haven't tried that.
Try the whipped cream?
Guess what cream?
I might do some crazy shit tonight.
I think we do this on raw, unfiltered honey.
$16, get off me.
Get off me.
Right here, perfect.
$8.
Raw, unfiltered honey.
It's not even that bad.
That's it.
Okay, so now we need salt, pepper.
That's it.
And a cutting board maybe?
Yeah, a cutting board.
You idiots garlic, you'll fuck you.
We need the oil.
You know how you put butter on the side and you put it on like that?
Oh my, I'm a...
Oh my, I'm a...
You know how you do it like that?
Pieces, pieces, pieces.
Never heard of this before.
Ladies, big fan too, bro.
Can we get a picture with y'all?
Yeah, we can do a street pic maybe.
Alright, yeah, ready?
Yes!
What you guys doing here bro?
We're about to make a steak, you know what I'm saying?
Why this, why this, uh, grouse?
Yeah, like 2 seconds away.
It's pretty lit, bro.
I saw that house, it's very nice. I live in Sino.
Oh, in Sino?
Yeah, we're just getting things for a promposal.
Oh, a promposal?
Why would you shop here if you live in Sino?
You know where Alco shops is?
No idea.
It's like Bristol markets.
I don't know.
It's like over there.
Bristol Furniture?
Yeah.
Not about shop, not about shop.
OK.
Thanks for the help, bro.
Thank you guys very much.
Yeah.
OK.
So we need butter.
OK.
Butter and garlic.
And salt.
We need oil, too.
Oil.
Yes.
Wait.
Is this?
What if we find like the salt and pepper shit?
Um, hmm.
What's in there?
It's out there.
There's one out there.
Check this.
OK.
I think that might be wine.
You left it here?
We don't fucking eat carbs for a bit. Fucking lean-ness, okay?
I think you're so am.
What are you doing with prom?
We're proms already. Also here it's zero absolute zero.
Looking like alcohol.
Yeah, looking like alcohol.
Could get some wine for tonight.
Maybe you are some freak exists in the house.
I'm not going to lie. I'm trying to have a child.
Like has it been a while since that wine or what?
Why is that water low?
Shoot.
I barely get to have it.
Oh my god.
Who gets the protein cookies right here?
No, that makes a protein crispy doughnut maybe.
I could put a doughnut on my shit.
I can't.
It doesn't even fit.
How many do you stack?
One.
And I got to smash it.
Oh, shit.
All right.
What do we need? Oil, butter, and garlic?
Yeah, so my thing is, what do you find seeds in it?
You know what it is?
Oil, butter, and garlic.
Six.
Six?
Six or five?
Maybe six are.
Seven?
Okay, we're checking, we're checking.
What's his point?
She says six.
Six?
Okay, right here.
Six is oil.
Hey!
This is number five.
Alright.
We need a knife too?
Yeah, I'm not a photograph.
Neon!
He said neon.
I love these drawn on.
Sparkling ice.
They should drink up the first floor.
Mommy, we're taking out the boxes.
Don't give a fuck.
It's on the lot.
There's lots of us
Nice and all the oil too, I think I'm like doing me a little bit of cooking in the butter
That's the thing. I mean you need a little bit of stick right? No, but that's the butter
We used to have it for the for the crypto. So I'm actually I'm alive. This is the best
You know, I know get us
Well, wait, do we have any utensils like to flip it?
I have the plastic shoes, but that's not that one.
Of course, now that we're good to try, fuck it.
Take this in there, okay?
Okay, then we need...
Put it down the wall.
Oh my God, perfect.
So we need you to take a steak,
you don't want to do too much seasoning.
It's one of those simple, solid...
But I want to do something, ah.
Dude, we got to do something that tastes like...
Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk.
Why not tell you?
Listen, do you trust me with the steaks?
Do you trust me with the steaks?
Okay, perfect, then I'll have to get it.
If you trust me then...
Okay, and you obviously go a low-sodium right fuck that shit
We're gonna go where fuck is that we're saying
Get some garlic
What are the chud and chud and chef?
They leaves Turkish
$11 or so what the fuck do we think we are? Oh wait, it's tartar
So what is it my hand? Wait?
Where's the pepper? Where's the pepper stepless? Pepper stepless. Pepper meant extract? I don't see pepper check. Do you see pepper?
Oh.
Did they see peppers?
You see that?
Black pepper muck?
Yeah.
The block of black pepper.
I don't know if it's the grind or the odor.
It doesn't have to be grind.
Those might just be whole ass pepper.
We don't fucking, we don't.
We don't.
That's not good.
What the fuck?
They sell weed here?
Marlin.
What?
Is this gas?
Is it?
It's fucking parsley.
Don't fuck.
What is a parsley?
You know they didn't sell that bitch shit.
No, where's the black pepper at the fuck is the black pepper at y'all. I'm about to fucking lose it
Bro, where's the black pepper to slap all the way on the bottom right, but it's huge. Oh my god
I have no slap your mom in here bro. That shit is good. That shit is good. That's the best
Okay
Like some do we say
No way they don't got slap your mom
That's awesome.
That's just really good.
What if I slap your mama?
That's like some like everything seasoning.
Are you serious?
That's all good.
What if I slap your mama?
What if I slap your mama?
What if I slap your mama?
What did you say?
I wasn't slapping your mama too.
What did you say?
I wasn't slapping your mama.
You're going to slap my mama?
No, I don't want to slap your mama.
I bet.
I'm not going to lie.
When I see Cosmo on Dad's Ask, I'm going to fuck the shit out of him.
I'm not going to get serious.
Oh, right here.
You're going to put two in on your sandwich?
No, I'm going to fuck your sandwich.
We should make a sandwich.
sandwich. Wait we don't need this, we don't need any of this.
I don't need any of that.
We need what?
These and uh...
Oh fuck that, you want me to...
I'm back.
We need...
We need garlic and butter, bro.
Wait we need knives?
Wow.
I'm not trying to say that.
Bro, we just got like five hundred dollars, bro.
But I'm broke, bro.
Bro, the chance I'm even getting sucked.
What's I'm saying, bro?
How are we supposed to afford this?
I supposed to even live off of this shit, bro.
This leaving my check for the fucking minute, dude.
I fucking hate that shit.
Dude, Chad. How about Chad?
What kind of butter is your favorite?
I used to do Lantel Lakes.
Yeah, exactly.
Oh, oh my god, you scared it so hard.
Of course, yeah.
Can I get a photo with him? Can you take it?
Can you take it?
What?
I can't unfortunately sorry I got to respect you
Is that good no
No stop trying to take you can you not
Yeah, a lot of cheese cheese cheese
What are you laughing at?
You want to follow me too?
I don't know.
I don't want to follow you.
Definitely you can tell about this.
I could have said no.
I'm not going to lie.
That was probably like the top 5 most brazen wreck I've had.
That's what I thought.
I was told for that.
What just happened? She was like, she's kind of mean.
She was kind of mean. She's kind of rude.
You too.
She's hella rude.
I don't know what.
That was kind of mean, bro.
Whatever, I don't even want a photo.
Well, that's kind of mean.
I don't like that.
That's whatever, bro.
It's just cool.
It wasn't a change, bro.
That's like...
Of course, Mom still took the photo.
Bro, like, yeah, honestly, it was El Mio.
You should have just said no.
That was El Mio, bro.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, bro.
She took the photo of me.
She didn't realize I saved the photo of myself.
Did you actually?
Yeah.
It's in her camera roll.
I
Marlin glass making garlic on my day's room
He's taking you to not cover your face
Fuck you that fucking retard whoa
So what y'all me
Never ever be rude to anyone. So I never know Karen is you really fired to
Oh, no, I'm sorry.
Bill, did that make you happy?
Did that make you happy?
Did that make you happy?
Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do.
Exactly.
Grab my balls.
You know what?
Now you're buying us.
Okay?
I'm out of the spring water.
Bro.
Are you fucking serious?
fucking glass water bottle you think you're a fucking Elon Musk where's the
garlic guy? You just say things bro.
Where's the garlic guy? Oh my god.
What did you do to the channels that do what you do to shit around?
Where the fuck? Mother I need you to throw this at the back of my head.
It's not that funny. It actually isn't that funny.
What is that?
Oh, so sorry.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Alright, garlic in that shit.
Son of a bitch!
Oh my god, son of a garlic!
P-O-V, bro, you're Yugi.
That fucking yam off your face.
Alright, let's get out of here, bro.
Yo, you're fucking huge, man.
Sorry.
You're just actually about to be alive.
Let's get out of here.
Holy fucking angry dude in the chat.
Why is this chat always laughing?
Holy shit.
Stay angry.
SpongeBob really turns around.
Here's one, Donald.
No, I'm getting this with my girlfriend.
I bet.
Exactly.
Flowers for my girl?
Yeah, you should.
Come on, bro. Let's get out of here.
Holy fucking angry dude in the chat.
Four hours from my girl?
Yeah, you said four.
Four, that ass?
Yeah, it doesn't.
Hey, Uncle, why?
So now you're doing thunder.
I ain't doing thunder, I ain't spying to a spider.
You have a watch.
Holy Cooper card.
I put this cat on my knees.
Yeah, so damn you, Tom, bro.
What's up, Ryton, what's up with these brothers?
Yes, sir.
Y'all need to the new courthouse, right?
Yeah, exactly, yeah.
That's in, um, uh, that's in the community,
I
I don't know. I'm glad to see you.
But I can make us all the same height.
Thank you, Paul.
Of course, Paul.
Pleased to meet y'all.
Is that what it is?
No, it's not what it is.
It looks like something.
I was sorry man. Oh my god. Dude. Oh my god. Dude. Take it out. Dude, I just put the
whole thing there. Dude. Dude. I'm so sorry. But I feel like if I thought about something,
It costs about like, however, this amount is $100.
$150, right?
Why don't you just order Door Dash and help them
to apply 40 bucks?
If you want to think about it, you
got to go and get this shit every single day, bro.
Who wants to fucking devour it, all right?
I fucked that shit up.
Dude, pop a Zeltzer, pop a little snus,
and move on with your day, dude.
OK.
You guys are so annoying.
They came down our house.
Well, just a little.
Don't even give it a touch in there.
I really want to pick onto it, please.
I'm going to get the kids.
Yeah, just in the way.
Let's get a cup to the house.
That's a set, OK?
Marlon has a well-rounded booty.
There we go.
You look good.
Yo, David, it's when you get there.
That's love.
David, it's when you get there.
That's actually love.
Thank you so much.
Oh, that's love.
That's actually love.
Not a lie.
I think he's actually cold muscle.
Because what's going to happen is you're going to get put in a tic-tac.
They're going to cut it a certain way so all the colors should be able to come out.
Wrong.
Yes, sir.
Wrong.
May the force be with you.
I get it.
All right.
Your father.
Your fucking father.
Exactly your father.
May the force be with you.
May the force be with you, bro.
I would have left if he didn't come to our house.
No, I, yeah, it's fine.
Wait, is it the fourth?
Oh, it actually is.
Way to fourth.
What the fuck up?
Robin?
Oh my god
That's the first time you made me laugh bro. Oh my god, that's a rare moment where you made me laugh
Yo get these flowers super easy
No I'm getting them
I gotta get them to my girl
Okay, Ron's real laugh.
Something to comment about this.
Hey, that's love, but you got 25 gifts in there.
Oh, no.
Actually, it's like 50 gifts in there.
That's love.
That's actually fucking love, guys.
Oh, awesome.
Yeah, let's just, let's just read.
Yeah, I'm gonna give 100 grand tip.
You're actually right, Chad.
I'm gonna give 100 grand tip.
I got you a...
Yeah, I'm all about. Come on.
I gotta get flowers for my girl.
Yeah, I know. I'm fine.
But you...
Badass that Chrissy Green?
Yes.
You can go to him.
I just need to try...
Oh my God, War came with the 20 gifts. Oh my God. Oh.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
Oh my, this is a good day.
Oh.
Thank you so much.
They did the receipt.
So what he actually does, likes to do, he returns the flower after giving it to his sons.
Are they kidding? I swear I almost took all the pennies out of the tip jar.
What's wrong Marlon?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Fucking dick.
Stay out of the fucking road.
Hey, why don't you see that?
Take your...
Take it, take it.
You see, you logged me.
Better flowers.
Way better flowers by the way, sir.
I'm sure that's for a better location.
Oh, no. What's that for? Can I ask?
Uh, I don't know.
Cool work experience.
Oh, really?
Sorry about that.
Give her, give her, um, or him.
I'll come over for you.
That's gonna be for fun now, right?
Oh, he's gonna have a lot of fun tonight, huh?
Ha, ha, ha!
Why, why does that always happen?
Like, it's our luck.
That got deep pretty quick.
Other side, Mark.
This is awkward.
This is a lot of fun.
Oh god, it's very ugly.
Put it on these busted ass flowers.
Yo!
Oh no, do you mean like, have some fun tonight?
I feel like you're gonna put it in my butt.
Oh no.
He felt it was gonna put it in my butt.
Do it.
He fully thought it was gonna use my butt.
I mean, let's be honest.
Oh my God.
I can't believe he thought it was gonna use my butt.
Things got awkward after Steve Leroy and Otto's
cameraman revealed he gooned in his fan sister.
What?
He would just be saying whatever they can, bro.
Gosh, lace, lace, lace.
Do we care?
Not at all.
Absolutely not, all right?
Like, we're gonna keep gooning.
I don't get it.
I'll do it, it's just there.
You fucking freak.
God, that is fucking weird.
You're a freaking freaky frog, dude.
That girl really said, why would I want a photo?
Yeah, I was.
Emma, you know what the worst part is?
That was like an actual serious one, but...
Oh my God, people are so fucking weird.
Dude.
That's so rude, dude.
I'm pretty sure we took it right right here.
Do whatever the-
No, it was straight.
On God it was straight.
What did you say?
On God it was straight.
Let the stores guide you.
I promise it was straight.
Why?
I'll get on that.
I trust you, Liz.
Jack.
I can't wait to eat this food.
I know it's hard to believe, but I'm hungry as fuck.
I am a little hungy right now.
Bro, do you say hungy when you're like you want to be with your girlfriend?
Yo, maybe hit the green light, you fucking dork.
I'll be honest with you, because sometimes I do ask for milk.
I know you do.
I have to be honest.
Have you ever tasted it a little bit or not?
Like milk?
No, I think you have to be impregnated.
Do you have to be there?
Chat.
To latte?
To lactose, right?
I don't know.
I think you have to be pregnant.
Hey, 25 gifted.
Oh my god.
For whom was that?
Oh, you'll watch the food.
I know it was a doggie's time, I'm not kidding.
Five it.
And then core with the 5Git!
Thank you 5Git for the 25Git play!
5Git!
Oh my god, shout out 5Git!
We Spoozers, it's a wall today!
Wait, tonight?
No, we're in one!
You guys wanna watch that later?
I'm down.
It's already starting to, isn't it?
What type does it add?
9.
Double W in the chat right now, I got for the cooking segment.
I'm sorry, quick, I'll take this shit.
Oh, fuck, I got it.
Like that.
I know, I know, I'll take that quick.
One second, one second.
You can't do it, give me a quick one.
I'm on the third one.
Fuck it, I'm on the third one.
Fuck.
Best round in the corridor.
Not even kidding.
Alright, fuck it.
Clock in the library.
Wait.
Who the fuck is that?
Oh my god!
Goodness gracious!
Goodness gracious!
Jesus Christ!
Yo! Is that camera on, Mike?
That is fucking brother!
Oh my gosh!
Oh my god!
It was that way, right?
Ah, I think it was right.
Where did the star take it?
There's definitely left, there's definitely left.
Was it actually?
Yeah, but wouldn't we have to do the opposite angle, then?
No, I'm just...
You turned right, remember?
Rob's like, it's the second right, not the first one.
Oh, I did say that, I did say that!
Oh, you didn't?
Wait a minute!
And you go right at the lights dude don't leave let me have some fun. Oh, sorry
Okay, so right here, okay, let me see
Which way we going
You have deals Rod now I'd be careful turn right on red dude wait you turn right on red
So you got it. Oh my god. He actually went
It's the code!
Is it not right?
You're going back to Sweden!
Always as you know, right?
See you later, Visa.
No, wait, I think it is just right.
Hey!
It is, right?
Bro, just go straight.
Wait, hold on a minute.
No, it is just right here.
Let your deer fucking open, you understand?
You want a fucking coat, Ron?
You want a fucking coat?
I'm not gonna lie, bro.
You're dead, that's gonna use that later?
So, you're gonna stack it, Ron?
I'm a stacker, man.
How many can you stack on your penis?
Six.
Stacked on your penis, dude.
Are you dead ass?
Yeah.
You can smush them all down.
No, he doesn't.
No, I don't get puffed up more.
Yeah, I actually don't get puffed up.
Oh, with the eggs.
Fuck it.
Oh, yeah.
Is the eggs okay, Ron?
Oh, let me check.
Yeah, they're good.
Come on, bro.
I'm not gonna lie, dude.
I can't even stack one, but that's chapter that means I know you should it's like not even inch
Everyone in since say
Like at what point is actually to a smaller time was the motion of the ocean but like
I mean if I got no motion going into the ocean at all. Are you straight folks?
You're straight dick
I'm like a rabbit, I'm like a rabbit, I go.
You know what I'm saying? Like a little jackhammer.
Well I really felt like you could just go in there and not get out, girl.
What is wrong with you?
You know what I'm saying? Like...
Oh, for real, let me kill it, bastard.
For me, why?
Oh, shit.
What was just texting me saying there are no pots or pans for cooking there?
control it control it there's no way there's nothing you're lying there's no
way that dad doesn't have something bro someone's gonna have something I'm not
gonna lie we might just put that I'm not going back let's put let's put that
mission in my going to try it's fine bro hey how am I connected to your
Wait, don't show the-
No, no, no.
Damn it, damn it.
How am I connected to your fucking thing?
Uh-huh.
That means you be fucking me.
What?
I'm like a sneaky lady.
What?
Oh, wait, did the grill work?
I could throw it on the grill.
Good, but then how do you use, like, the butter and all that?
Oh, it's- you have-
Oh, yeah, you have to just butter it up, I guess.
Can you use our hands?
Who the fuck is this?
Who the fuck is this?
Who the fuck is this?
We found some bullshit that we can make it work.
What's the fuck in here?
What are these guys actually doing here, they're baiting us.
Aluminium foil?
Um, is this the chicken spot at 1AM?
Is it Aluminium foil?
Do you want me to honk at them?
Maybe stress them out.
The gate didn't open.
Did it open?
The gate literally didn't open.
Oh, it actually didn't.
You didn't open.
Oh, are you just following us then?
Waiting.
I don't know if I trust this guy.
We're on the open again.
Hell no.
Nah.
This is the chicken spot I want to have.
Wait, where is he?
Who is this?
I'm not opening this.
Who is this guy?
They're waiting for us.
Yeah, they're literally waiting.
You want to pull up an azimov group?
Ah, we're not letting you in.
We're not letting this guy in.
This is weird.
The enemies in the backseat.
What was that?
It's fucking Celine.
Oh, can you get over there?
Silky, what the fuck, dude?
Jerry, you're actually the one he is.
Jerry.
Are you here to see Jerry?
Don't show the cold, Lace.
Matter of fact, it's a good show.
No troll.
Jerry!
Don't hit your wheels, bro.
I know, I know.
Why is she looking at us like that?
I mean, Muggin.
Chalots, leaders.
Look, well, I should have waited till it closes, then fuck off.
No, fuck off!
Oh, wait, you're actually not telling me.
She was telling me to just go, fuck it.
She was telling me to just go, bro.
She wants to walk up the hill to the hill she goes.
You're gonna die today!
You're gonna die today!
You're gonna die today!
All right, guys, I got news.
The code to the house, the first code is 3712.
The second code is 3911.
Oh, my fucking days.
What are you fucking kidding me, dude?
Oh, my days!
Oh my fucking days
Sometimes I feel like I'm on auto
With you slow
I wonder how this house is right here because they have their own gate to
I'm on the key to this code is
Six seven what we're falling
Six seven
6, 7, 6, 7.
That didn't work.
Try 6, 7.
6, 7.
6, 7.
6, 7.
Wait, here's a trick here.
What's going on?
Uh, maybe one more?
6, 7, 6, 7.
Oh, now there we go.
We gotta hit 6, 7 three times this thing.
But if someone needs an old extension now, I'm not gonna lie.
Holy f*********.
Jiki, we're getting co-edrated.
Wait, can we get a view of this, baby?
You can't even imagine.
No, he missed!
He missed, he missed, he missed.
I've got to walk my Celsius in the middle of this.
I don't like the Celsius kid.
Never, never, never, never.
All right, boys, you made it.
All right, boys.
Wait, uh, no window.
Got it, got it, got it, got it.
All right, bro, I gotta go.
I gotta take this to my room so that she opens the door.
It's already sex time.
All you're doing right now?
None of it, like, when I...
It takes me 70 seconds, though.
How does he know?
I know.
You must sneak a leak, remember?
Hey, hey, hey for you
You know
Mr. Get it done. Yeah from our girlfriend
Okay, no, like she's in jail. Yeah, Fosco pre-fosco
Because
They already know you're here
All right, give me 30 seconds
I'm gonna have to put it back.
Give me 30 seconds.
You fucking fat ass.
Oh, so everyone's gone to the huh.
Wait.
Crack it open, bro.
Let me know what you're feeling, too,
after you take your first shot.
Come on, let's go on, you're a champ.
I just wanna talk to you.
Okay, give us a good talk.
Watch out.
I just wanna talk to you.
Can I just do a talk?
Okay, you give him a talkie.
I just wanna talk to you.
No way! He's by the army!
Let's go!
We're default, Gary.
Bro, Gary!
Yo, John.
How are we gonna got it for you?
Yo, Jay.
We're gonna get steaks.
We're gonna get steaks.
We're gonna get steak.
We're gonna get steak.
We're gonna get steak.
We're gonna get steak.
We're gonna get steak.
Yeah
Eat your fortune babies
He's right behind me isn't he
Do we have any knives?
Oh wait, that's a knife!
Bro, you made that one!
I'm gonna go clean it.
I'm gonna get started.
Put it in your hands, alright boys?
I just water it real dry.
Yeah that's cool.
Where's our thing?
Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
All right.
Simple.
Wait, that way here?
Simple.
What the hell?
You know what I'm saying?
We're just watering the floor.
Hey, come on, don't forget.
Get in there.
Get in there.
You just water in the floor
Like what the fuck who's fat ass is eating Wendy's
Not nice to open other people's food
All right, five seconds watch three two one wait, what is the bottom your water? Oh my god you fucking
I'm so fucking sorry
Water will dry, right? Water will dry, water will dry.
I'm a little drenched. Oh my god, this is like really drenched.
Yeah, no, it's bad. Wait, this is really wet.
No more, this is really... What are you doing?
You don't want it to be that glasshouse, I'm young.
Why don't I clean here? Wait, is it fucked?
Chat, you might be a little blurry. Give me one second. Everyone just hold.
Oh my god, this is good aftercare.
Thank you.
Yeah, I'll just go on reels and I start scrolling. I'm like, I want to see my reels.
We're good.
So if I get any reels sent to me tonight, it's actually the bathroom's fucking rain.
Let's start. Come on, come on.
Look, look, come on, come on.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Okay.
This first?
I know, it's gonna be very simple. It's gonna be very fucking simple, okay?
Oh
Okay, first thing first wait, what do we call this episode one episode one of shot-and-chef
All right
Wait.
Maya, it's for you.
Oh my god.
You fuck.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Hey, do you have a chicken in there?
Yo, hear me out, hear me out.
Okay.
You already put, what is this, water?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Yeah.
Oh.
I cracked that one in my mouth.
I cracked that one.
Alright, Marlon, should I put one in?
I put an egg?
No, we do eggs last, no?
Yeah, so look, this is what we're going to do.
what we're gonna do we're gonna go now we're gonna go experts actually so let
this get up a little bit let me go we're gonna let that was fucking disgusting
but every angle bro you know I want you to do I'm gonna put your avocado video
you know okay you're fucking your fucking life but you know there's
What no don't you bitch put your fucking thumb in that fucking butt
You can't make a mess we can't make it mess I
Put a nice amount of gollum. Let it simmer now. Here's the thing
No, no, because it was hot when it comes to these actual
It's actually way better because they don't give you cancer, but it takes a while to like
maximum need.
He's freaking out on the go, he's giving it air.
The best.
On the go.
It keeps it flickering.
No, you're trolling.
It's not doing it, of course.
Did I flip something?
No, no.
It just keeps it.
No.
You see it?
No.
Is the chat see it?
No.
I mean, no.
I don't think I should.
Okay.
Hold on.
What happened?
I keep throwing a hot fuck.
Marlon, no.
What is it?
What happened?
I'll be good.
Live a life?
Okay, whatever.
I didn't have to take the fucking nut out.
And then...
I'll be good.
I'll be good.
Take the fucking nut out.
Pfft!
And then...
Wait, you have a plate?
What the fuck is that?
There's plenty of cut-out potato.
You have a plate? You have a plate or how?
You have a plate?
Do you have a plate here?
We need plates.
Plates?
Plates?
Can you look around?
Aw, shit.
We don't have to stay in this aluminum.
I look you did it right, Chad.
I don't look...
You have a fucking butt look in the fucking...
Dude!
Not already.
What the fuck?
I don't know what the fuck that was.
Let's get the nut up.
I need a plate.
How do we know how to fucking plate?
How do we know where to put the plate?
I know where there's plates.
Over here, I'm not trolling.
Perfect.
Perfect.
So how do I turn on mine?
How do I turn on yours, okay?
Easy.
Yeah, I'm gonna attach this a bit yourself, alright?
Alright.
Chad, is this how you cover it?
That?
Like, I'm not even kidding, it's the worst.
Look, I got it, look!
Okay, now watch mine.
You tell me which one is better, right?
Simple as that.
Watch this, magic.
Okay?
Magic.
Here you go.
Slice.
Slice.
Slice.
Watch this
Boom they pop out
Please see perfect slice look at mine
It's like you're cracking yours
How did you do that?
Well, you cut it
Horizontal he cut his like up and down
slice slice slice
That's when you just did. Oh nice to you. I guess
Ready yeah easy chat easy. Hey listen. Let's not make a mess here
Right around.
Right around.
Right around.
Get in there.
And now make a mess.
I'm going to do the same thing and you're going to pop it out.
Same thing.
I like this segment.
Right here.
I'm going to pop it out.
This shit right here?
I don't know.
You don't mind if I lick my fingers a little bit, do you?
I don't.
I don't.
I'll do mine a little bit.
I'll do you.
All right.
I'm going to do this.
Got it.
And we're going to do three X each.
This is what a big fucking man today.
Matter of fact, we got fucking money.
We need four X each.
Okay, you understand me?
Just give me one second.
Oh my god.
I'm going to do a little more.
What's up?
Yeah, what should I do with you?
Um, well...
You're fucking worried about us, you know what?
Okay, we need to wash our hands, every time.
If you know where we're going with the fucking cooking, bro,
well, actually, you're fucking pissing me off right now, dude.
I'm going to go and do the chat right now.
The cooking segment's hit it.
Wait, I want to crack one, Cosmo.
Okay, so I'm going to crack all the eggs in this pot.
All of them, okay.
Okay, you got trash cans ready?
This is how you crack an egg.
Ready for it?
Yeah.
Easy.
Now this is how you crack an egg.
One hand.
Okay, one hand.
Alright, back.
This is how you crack an egg.
Not bad.
This is how you crack an egg.
Okay.
One more.
This is how you crack an egg.
Perfect.
I just want to kill this. I got really money to kill this bro.
We just got this fucking house dude.
Bro, just clean it up man.
Well, let me get a grip of the tattoo.
Here, do you want to pull up that side?
Oh shit, excuse me y'all.
Waste this fucking tree bro.
Dude, what are you doing?
I'm just going to stuff my teeth.
Bro, this is part of the cooking segment, right?
Everyone knows there's always a little bit of fun in the kitchen, okay?
It's never just cooking. Can I get a retweet?
Oh my, your ass is back.
Joel, there's a marble.
Don't worry, I'll clean up some.
Good thing we have maids coming.
I guess we do.
We actually do.
Don't worry about it.
Drop a W in the chat.
You know what this shows? Integrity. Create, own, run everything.
I like your things.
Is it nice? Is that good?
Anything I need to take off or?
No, it's all good.
Let's go. Chef and Chud.
Two more eggs, two more eggs please.
That's a lot of eggs.
Two more eggs. You're gonna be big today.
I hurry. It's quick.
Hey!
Go ahead man. Let's get crazy.
Heeeeeeeey!
Okay, how the fuck do you open this?
How do you open this?
This bitch has shit. Huh?
What the fuck?
Who's this?
I don't know actually, right there, there you go, okay, so this is what you want to do.
Can I eat one avocado?
You don't want to over salt it, so this is the key, you want to get the salt into the
steaks, simple as that, flip them, same thing, over the salt, into the steaks, you want
to do the same thing on the next one, okay, you understand?
Not too much. Not too much. Oh my God.
Okay, I'll get some off.
Massage it. Massage it.
You know what's true massage the meat of kids is better?
Yes, it's indeed.
Why do you think Wagyu is so expensive?
They massage the cows the same way as before.
They kill them.
Are you dead ass?
Dead ass?
I don't need to put it in the back.
No, just look. Don't.
So the trick when you season shit...
You want to go from the top because it spreads out more, okay?
Okay, you're fucking destroying it
Big fucking Indian hands like
Okay, now we're gonna do is this I want you to open this garlic and take out a couple clovers from me
So I'm gonna get one plate for all this shit
So this is our avocado and we'll just place the eggs on the side.
How many? How many? How many?
I want two clovers.
Let's put it on.
I've never done this. I've never done this.
So you want to take off the skin. Try to take off the skin.
I've got the eggs. Don't worry about it.
Right now what we're going to do is we want to salt the eggs too.
I think you can put it on and then smush it with your palm.
And then you see? And then it should make it easier.
You wanna look?
I'm like trying to break him in half now.
Oh, wait!
Yeah, we should, Lace.
Yeah, we should.
I'll be Lace in the chat, man.
Dude, our steak's touching the...
That's an unwritten rule.
Okay, here, what do I do with it?
It smells good!
Gotta get him, too, bro. Gotta get both people, bro.
Come on, this episode's gonna go crazy with these eggs.
How many eggs?
How many do you need Mark?
How many do you need?
I need like two.
Two closers, two or three.
Easy.
Pepper, salt, you know.
I'm personally going to do it to let it be there.
It's too fryer.
Good fucking job!
How many more for you?
Great job!
Absolutely great job!
I'm not going to buy burrow you taught me.
So we're gonna go right here, we're gonna go back in there, and we're gonna wash this plate off and put the eggs on it.
Already?
How do we heat up the eggs on the steak, son?
I got three coming in, I got three coming in.
Sorry about that, I'm so sorry about that.
Wrapped some fucking paper off.
And for the people who tell us they're always raw meat on there, I don't give a fuck.
You can literally chew into this right now if you want it to, okay?
Speak quiet.
It's not fucking clean.
Shut up.
No, not doing that.
Drop a W on the tap right now for you in the cooking segment.
Let's see.
Now this is a problem because I don't have any...
Alright, let me try some.
Let me try some more.
Yo, our goal here, bro, is for everyone to enjoy our meal.
Oh, this looks great, Bar.
You like that, right?
I like that.
Thank you, meal.
We want to take it off, right?
Because it's going to suck to the bottom.
Yeah.
Is that the point of it?
It's still burning
It's just I just don't have any
It's not really shit to grab shit.
None of these drawers have a spatula?
Yeah, a spatula, okay, I'm gonna get a shirt.
Uh, I got it.
This should probably be where it would be at.
Wait, there's an avocado thing here.
Come on.
I need some personal perfect eggs.
OH MY GOD!
OH MY GOD!
Wow you just snap. You know what, you know what Ron?
Just to do it. Just to do it. Just to do it.
That's the maximum. Just to do it. Just to do it. Just to do it.
Laura! Laura! What the fuck are you doing right now?
Laura. Yeah.
Are you actually kidding me?
Enjoy it. Oh wow. Maybe wash?
I'm gonna find some more of these.
Yo, this is good loot, bro.
This is great loot, I'll be honest.
Look at those eggs.
They look like fucking pure protein.
You're fucking protein, Max.
I'm not a cheater.
Yo, you don't need to use soap or shit if you burn it.
That's how they work.
Oh my God.
Did you cook the eggs?
Oh, you know-
The runny yolk is good.
You don't like them little runny?
Nothing.
I got them one.
You got one?
It's good though.
Because as you know you put it on a steak and it kind of goes all the way to the bottom.
One minute goes on the steak?
Exactly, exactly.
Here's the problem.
I got the obvious part.
I got you.
You gotta clean this.
You gotta clean this one.
I got you.
I used to clean back in my day.
I was a nail man for 45 minutes.
Perfect.
Now we're going to put it right back on the fan right here.
I'm going to kick it straight.
Okay.
What do you want to do?
Now here's the thing with these ones.
You want to get this super hot.
Super super hot.
Like that?
Super hot.
If Arden House wouldn't throw in two sticks of butter, two?
So throwing this on there?
Yeah, because we're not using the full thing.
Ron, it's a fucking paper on it.
I didn't know.
Try to see.
Now, grab our stages, and we're going to place them right here.
Now, you want to get the fully milled, fully.
You got to feel like your role is, look.
You're supposed to go around the pan.
See?
Show us the butter, everything, Mark.
You see?
Yeah, I like that.
I like that.
I like that, Ron.
Wait, that's a lot of butter.
Let's get one there.
Yeah
Chat one or two butters, what are they saying?
Just hear me out
Just hear me out. It's gonna look amazing, but I promise I promise
So what you let this we'll just simmer down. We're just gonna get this all over. What would you need me to do?
They're saying we should look at the state a little
Where it cooks, where it cooks.
If you peppered the steak before,
the pepper will actually burn, so it will taste burnt.
Not in the kitchen.
Smellin' cool, pal.
This is the first time I've ever made food pie
in like two years.
The last time I made a steak,
it was with Jason in my apartment
and it literally went the fuck.
Oh my God.
How do you turn this off?
Which part should I turn this off?
The final part.
It goes all the way back.
Switch.
Mark, how do you turn it off?
Oh, it should be uh, butter, I think.
What the fuck is that?
Calm.
That's the uh...
Oh yeah.
And...
Keep moving, let's see if I want the butter to burn.
The butter burns as far as...
Alright, so we're gonna get a pretty high heat.
It's pretty hot.
Before you slap it on.
Yup.
Alright.
Now, which one are we going to do?
I told you.
You're gonna throw on the garlic.
Say it again.
Make sure it gets around.
I'm not gonna lie, this smells good.
Yeah, just make sure it gets around.
Make sure it gets around.
Yeah, Marv, you really know how to cook?
Yeah.
Don't be Marv the chap.
Tomorrow we make tacos, isn't she?
Oh, tomorrow, forcing for the mayo.
Not a bad show.
Not a bad show, bro.
Ooh, that tastes good.
Woo-hoo-hoo!
Come on, that tastes good.
Give me some.
Come on.
This tastes a little bit like that garlic butter.
It's a little bit.
It's a little hot.
A little garlic butter.
Come on.
This is really good.
All right, let's try first up the mountain.
Ready?
Talk to me.
We're going to throw this on there.
Okay?
Right there.
Now, now you want this.
Tell me what I got there.
I'm gonna leave for like two minutes and then you flip it.
I'm not even kidding.
Okay, so you tell me when to flip it.
All like two minutes.
I'm gonna, here, can you just do it?
I'm gonna put this, you know.
Check the timer.
You know, do that after you flip it.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
After you flip it, you'll use that.
Oh, okay, yeah.
I got you.
Can I just let it sit you think?
Let it sit for a little bit.
Let it sit, let it sit.
Let it sit.
Let it sit.
Let it sit, let it sit.
Two to five minutes.
Let's go, girls.
Let's fucking go!
We're making this shit!
I'll just leave this and we'll put everything on here.
Like we played it, we played it.
W chef and Chuck.
Wait, what do we want?
Medium rare, medium well?
I'll say medium rare.
I'm not gonna hear that.
Yeah?
Wait, it only takes two minutes to cook a steak.
No, I'm talking four.
Actually?
I like that.
So why does it take the fuck it when I go to dinner,
it takes like 50 minutes?
Like they're fucking doors.
They're vibes going on?
Well.
They're vibes.
Yeah, that's what you're certainly doing.
I like it. Let me use chef's and shut him the chat.
Let me use chef's and shut him the chat.
Yeah, I'm starting to see it. See the little color.
Look at that. Look at that.
Oh my God.
Can I spit on it?
That little dirty piece of meat.
This dirty motherfucker.
He ain't even doing shit for us here.
I'm not gonna lie, this might taste amazing.
Can you imagine the honey, eggs, and avocado?
Can I get a certain emo for that?
Can I flip it?
Maybe in a couple minutes?
Well, I'm gonna flip it in two minutes.
Take a break, right?
Here it is.
We're gonna put in this avocado and then plate to perfection.
Absolute perfection of that.
Take the avocado down.
Right here.
Bang.
Bang.
Bang.
Bang.
Bang.
This should make me drool.
Ah! The fucker!
What the fuck happened?
It stung me!
We'll do that, yes.
We'll do that.
You good? Let's go. Ready?
We're gonna flip it.
I'm gonna flip it like that.
Ow!
I don't know if it's gonna hurt.
Right there, look at that, look at that steak.
Now, you wanna make sure it's around like three minutes.
Three minutes and let's take it out, okay?
You gotta, here you get a,
I get this spoon, I just like,
I want you to tip it.
Now you pour it, now you pour it,
now you keep pouring, you keep pouring, yep, there you go.
Put it in the skillet,
we're gonna put it down for a little bit,
for a little bit, there you go.
You know what they say?
Yo, they put the, this thing, what is it called again?
You put that on there,
Give it a little rub here and there,
but it might taste juicy.
You know what I'm talking about?
You ever go to like restaurants, you put that on there?
You know what I'm talking about, right?
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
Well, this is gonna be juicy, I'm not gonna lie.
Center of the pot, why not?
Whee!
It's probably too juicy, I'm not gonna lie.
Where's the egg, Chef?
Did you just suddenly bump on another one?
What's ticking?
You guys don't even have fire coming up.
I got it.
I think you're about to do a little bit.
I got it.
So we got to put it back on low.
Hold it.
You get this in the hot pot, right?
It's still cooking now.
Good looking.
Okay.
Perfect.
Now you're going to shake that off.
Take that off from me.
Take it off a little bit.
Yup.
This one's looking good, Mark.
No troll.
So take that off.
Now make sure all the salt gets off of it, okay?
Uh, I'm going to do another, like, 10, 60 seconds.
Okay.
All righty.
There you go.
Yep, yep.
Shake it off, shake it off.
Get all the juice off.
Perfect, perfect.
And then you're going to let it sit here.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Perfect.
We should let it sit.
Look at that, look at that.
Look at that, that's a thing.
Oh my god.
Wait, should we check the bottom?
Check the bottom.
Check the bottom.
Oh, yeah.
It's pretty good.
We're just going to let it sit.
Oh, I still love them all, too.
Yeah, right.
Now here's the thing.
Don't want burnt butter, okay?
That's true, it's true.
Is this true?
Yeah.
So we want to get this off real quick, but we should put something here to save time
No
Fine it's fine. We got it
Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. Perfect.
Bang.
Get the other stick of butter.
Get the butter on there.
Get it.
Ron, you want to do the same thing, okay?
Do the same thing right here, Ron.
You got it right up there?
Yeah.
This is good and great.
I'm not a labro. You like it that I never had.
I swear, I never got to cook when I was younger.
Remember when we actually put it on the other side?
I mean, somewhere.
I talked to him here and there, but I never
got to cook with my dad.
That's nice.
Should I put another new butter on it?
I would have put some salt, seasoning, salt, and seasoning.
Yes, sir.
Loki, need some, a little bit of oil.
Can we get some oil on?
Just a tad bit.
Just a tad bit.
How much do you use it?
A little.
That's fine.
I'll do it.
That's a good job.
You want to go in the water?
There we go, now we'll move it.
Wait, the black pepper.
You got the black pepper?
You don't eat the steak?
I don't touch it.
I don't touch it.
I don't touch it.
That's just looking nice, you know.
It's coming along.
It's coming along.
It's coming along, though.
Where the pulpit is.
Good job.
Good job.
Throw in the garlic.
Throw in the garlic and let that simmer for a little bit.
Put it way hotter, okay?
Yeah, put it a little hotter.
Make sure that she gets in the water.
There's a ticket here.
See how I got it.
Yeah, I got it.
There we go, we're starting to get them out of here.
Now the music should come through.
This is hard to cut with a fucking classic knife.
Yeah, but look.
It's well done.
It's very well done, so the other one, keep it less.
It's not bad, but I keep it like...
I'm gonna throw it on a mat.
A little bit of pink on that.
That's not bad.
I'm gonna throw it on a mat.
Throw it on.
That's so good.
I like this a little bit.
So Chad, you might get a little bit of microplastics in it,
But that's probably fine because it's in everything.
You can, uh...
I'm not worried.
I'm not really interested.
Oh, my brother.
How you doing over there, Mike?
Let's cut down a little bit.
What do they say?
I don't know.
Oh, shit.
Don't burn that fucking knife.
They're fucking frogging up the knife.
What a lunatic.
They're saying, hey, stop moving it.
Bro, I know what I'm doing, Chad.
Please. I know what I'm doing.
Should I flip it warm?
No, it's fine anyway.
So two minutes?
Two minutes, yeah.
Chad, y'all are saying stop flipping it, bro.
This is my first time doing this.
Go easy on me, okay?
It's easier.
Let's get with the coriander.
Yeah.
I'll go a couple more minutes.
You should put that.
Yeah, yeah.
Careful, careful, careful.
While he's cooking, I'm cleaning.
It's like an effort.
This one is where I'm going to start doing some of that.
Yeah, do that.
I'm gonna take two minutes wrong, get it off.
Two minutes, get it off, okay?
Ah!
Motherfucker!
Okay, you rub that around, you know what I'm talking about?
Just rub it around just a little bit.
Just keep doing that, just pulling the stuff out of it.
It's not gonna work.
I'm tilting it.
Tilting like fucking towers.
Ha ha ha!
They're just running out of butter.
So too burning.
Probably thirty, forty five more seconds.
Yup, yup, that's what I was doing.
Easy chat, easy.
All right, I think 10 9 8 7
No, I think it's the fat
it's still cooking when it's on the plate that's the thing because it's still
like so hot so you know I'm saying that's why you're gonna take it all
let it sit let it sit let it sit for a little bit
let it sit
So what are you doing?
I don't know.
It's a low water.
It's a low water.
It's not too much.
So this is what you need.
And you pour it out.
There you go.
There you go.
I'm going to put it in here.
That's how it goes.
Put it in there.
That wasn't good.
You can now use this.
Oh, no.
It's good.
It's great.
So nobody burns themselves when they were here, right?
Right?
Yes.
No injuries.
No injuries, man.
They're safe in the kitchen all the time.
Everyone knows the rules, but you're not cooking, you turn off everything.
Turn off everything, indeed.
Okay, we're gonna cut this last day first.
And then we're gonna put it in the oven.
Don't get sucked in.
Brush it off.
Other way?
I did.
Oh.
I might get a little bit too much black pepper.
Let's see how that's going.
Oh, that'll do it.
It's a little well.
It's a little well.
Both of them are well done.
But you know what?
It's more safe.
You know so it's okay.
More safe than some.
Like a little bit probably.
I know.
I know.
They're a little cold.
What?
You know what?
It's not about that.
It's not about that.
I think you're looking for too much black pepper.
Oh, what?
Can I?
Yep.
No, no, I can.
I promise you, when you sit down and get this bite of steak, you're going to
be like, holy fuck.
Honey, that's all that's all we finished off with
Personally, yeah, I'm not much of a fat guy. So I mean either like it. I mean now you're just fat
But anyway, so you said
Nice we got two extra forks. Yeah, all over the get get me right there
Hold on, Mace.
Little pinkage there!
Little pinkage. Not a bad show.
Not a bad show. Good job, Ron.
It's good work. Good job.
It's honest work.
You know what, like a russet. It's the first time for everything.
No, it's my first time ever cooking. In like two years.
Why would you get that kind of steak?
It's just ribeye, isn't it?
Yeah, it's ribeye. And honestly, we didn't even get some crazy, crazy steak.
Like, we just fucking...
We just got whatever it was, you know what I mean?
You're so fucking manly.
Look at this.
Look at this steak.
I don't know what we do too much black pepper.
We didn't put black pepper on him.
That pepper?
No, trust me. Trust me. Trust me. Trust.
You gotta have faith in me, bro.
Alright, but I'm gonna have faith in you, Matt.
Have faith, okay?
Alright, let's lay this piece out.
Yeah, yeah, let's all you lay it, okay?
No, thanks.
You're the best.
Alright, let's go sit down, maybe?
Wait, we gotta fit here. Hold these stills for you?
Yeah.
I got my fucking...
Okay, ready?
Hold this.
Yeah?
Okay, how much do I do it?
Okay, not like not a lot.
Come with me, come with me.
Like this is just like, just a little bit over.
Mom went over.
On the steak?
On the steak, on the edge.
It's just a little bit.
Tell me when to stop.
That's good.
That's good on the steak.
Perfect.
Oh my God.
Yes.
And fucking one more.
Maybe a little puddle right here just in case for the taste.
And you get your fucking hands off of this.
You guys make some fucking, bro.
Oh my God!
This looks, don't even lie.
You fucking did that.
I'm not gonna lie, Chad.
We fucking did that.
Should we hear it?
Shall we?
Oh, so we did that.
Where should we go?
We really snagged.
There's balls out of it.
There's balls out of it.
We snagged.
We snagged.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Crazy.
That means.
We actually snagged, though.
We went crazy.
Damn, Mark, come on.
Wait, no, we can't go there.
Don't go there, because Jason's going to house with me.
Let's just let them come over there.
There's a table right here.
We're going to sit right here.
Yeah, come on.
Right here.
You can sit there, I say.
This actually looks like, how would you eat this?
So what do you do?
I'll use a fork.
Okay, so what do you grab?
Let's grab a piece each.
Grab a piece.
Okay.
A little avocado on it.
A little avocado on it.
Okay, I grabbed you a steak.
And then I'll see what we do, like a little piece each of the egg.
You take that piece, I take this piece.
Wait, I need to grab it.
Okay, I got everything?
I'm gonna go ahead and get it.
Oh my god.
Okay, cheers.
Oh my god.
Bro.
No, like dead ass.
Y'all go get some forks, bro.
That's what you're doing.
What?
I'm not even kidding.
Dirty control.
This, I gotta cook more.
This tastes better than like...
Oh.
What's this better than air one you've seen how easy that was right?
Oh my god, you guys shot
Oh, I forgot to pray sorry. You say dream on my god
I'm gonna fuck you guys up.
Thank you, bro.
You didn't give us food.
Get the fuck out of here.
Oh, I keep talking.
Oh, God.
You're not gonna be able to talk.
Bro, you didn't give us food.
On my shoulder.
You dropped it on my back.
I put it on my wrist, by the way.
What the?
In your butt?
I wasn't even fucking close to your butt.
I'm on my back, bro.
It's really good, guys.
It's good, right?
The honey is good, too.
Yeah.
No, honey goes on everything.
That's what I was saying.
That's what I was saying.
I was saying we shouldn't I'm not saying it's shit for nobody no one's getting to buy that
it's not auto excited dude we don't just buy that dude every you know because every day
you'll be leaving this spot like that and it's good right oh my god yo wait this is
so good how much was it for all that probably like 60 40 or so that's the same thing as
Yeah, and it's way more food
Son in like son in this and you made enough to feed
No, I know I did ask this was actually gas we need to look to cook every day
Like they're not gonna order from anywhere since they did this
They know it is a big healthy it's just a time I think people don't like like actually getting the groceries cooking
Okay.
Oh, that's a big bowl.
Come on, Martin. Come on, Martin.
Come on, more harder.
Act like you're lean. Act like you want it.
You want it? You want it or not?
You want it or not?
Good boy. That's good shit right there.
Well...
Last piece.
I don't know.
A little bit of eggs up.
What kind is this, Joe?
Is it bad to eat avocado straight?
Bro, what?
You don't know?
I don't know.
Is it bad the other country brother? I'm not eating you eat our country all the time
Like if you go on call it's
Actually, so you know it's like probably the best thing you can do if you have potatoes in the city
I know
wasn't even good bro. If you had
strawberries and grapes on there, it's over.
Strawberries and grapes and honey?
No honey.
Honey makes it out of honey.
That shit was not even that good for him.
That shit was ass, like I ain't
just fucked with that.
I'm not even getting more.
Alright Ron, all of it, like, what do you want?
How do you give it in?
No troll, you just open up my eyes, so like.
Did I actually?
No, I haven't cooked ever. I swear I've never cooked.
want to cook this time for real so you actually can taste because I really make
sure all I do is like oh yeah you're never doing it again go back to door
dash but like you don't even have to so that like state takes a lot of like
time and attention well no but like if you don't want to pay attention like get
some ground beef you throw it in there and wait for it to turn brown
They would cook like a different meal, like way easier.
You can eat a bowl of ground meat.
I get that, yeah.
I'm not eating a big one, that was probably a 10 out of 7.
Yeah, it really does.
Did I just talk to that?
That was good.
Oh my god.
It is.
Come on, bro.
Come on now.
Oh my god.
Bro, you can get an air fryer too.
You can just go and take a rest in there.
That was so good.
That probably took quicker than ordering food too.
You know that's probably too quick.
It's like 20 minutes cooked.
Yeah.
It did.
Like I actually did.
You get everything in there.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Especially if you imagine you buy groceries for a whole week
straight to eat it every day like you don't mean they'll take it probably 15
like 15s what I mean it's good yeah that's a good episode right there that's
a great episode are we got tacos come on fuck
let's make that great tacos and what else I think like for tomorrow we're like a
Like a what would it have?
It's like a little nacho blaze it
Why people love doing that
That's a banger, that's a banger though, it's a banger.
Oh, that was crazy though, you know what I'm talking about.
Hey, drown the fucking steak and butter and call it that healthy.
Bro, what?
Steak and butter?
One thing I don't understand is, bro, like 80% of that
butter, the steak is still in the pan.
That's what we pour out.
Like 20% of this goes on the steak a little bit.
It is, I mean, yes.
But who cares?
And it wants a stick of butter, is that bad?
And if y'all don't want to do that, then
what is a full stick of butter?
It was like this.
Quarter oh okay, and like check also like if you want to make it obviously healthy
You can just do a little piece. It doesn't need to be that big of a solution
Oh boy, that was great
Yeah
Like a hundred
Like whenever I eat food I kind of feel weird after
You're not
Some might eat your fucking nails, bro
That's the thing, when you eat like dog shit, you feel slow
Like you don't feel energetic, you don't feel nothing
Yeah, that makes me feel good
Yeah, like you can go get on a fucking run right now
Like you know what I'm saying
That's what I'm saying
So you guys should make your sprints
Oh, we can do that after
Tomorrow we got tacos, maybe some nachos
Little cooking day, not a bad shot
Little cooking day, maybe the whole house
Maybe the whole house have a dinner, big table
Maybe everyone goes out and gets in a little secret and mile and greet you guys come back and make one big feast
I'm not gonna lie
I'm not gonna lie, I snapped, huh?
That is good
Yeah
Let's do this shit tomorrow
Let's do this shit tomorrow, bro
Yeah, should we offer anyone or?
Yeah
Yeah
Woz
Woz
Woz wants to roam and act like he doesn't want to have someone
Maybe I have to act like he doesn't want to
Okay, but this is, this is no worth talking about
The cleanup
This is the worst part about it, yeah
But it's not gonna run
Is it allowed to clean up something?
Like, it's not gonna run
Alright, wait, what do we have?
I'm going to make it, I'm going to, I'm going to set up a room.
What about right here? Like, right by the...
Okay.
What?
Like, bro.
What do you want with this?
Uh-huh.
Which?
Honey? Honey? Honey?
Did you put it in purpose?
Oh, nah.
Someone might, though. I mean, Gilbert, you want to kill that or not?
I think it's a lot.
It was another piece of, it was like, a fatty part of steak.
Yeah, I think it's like, oh, that's what I'm saying.
I think you got it for the...
Yeah, they did it.
Is that bad?
It's really bad.
If you do butter and oil.
How the fuck is this?
We've had everything!
This is a dishwasher?
Yeah, but they just threw it all in there.
It has the prongs to line it up properly.
What they did.
That's what was in the back of the bag.
Oh, anybody want this?
Man, if you carry your clothes, pour it into a bag, tie it up, and then throw it in the trash.
Anything that's going on, you can just pour it in the grass too.
Oh, really? That's the worst.
How?
I mean, this is not going to make it. Where are you supposed to throw it in?
If you keep throwing it in the trash, then it's still bad.
You wait for it to cool down, and then you throw it in.
I'm just soaking it up with like a paper towel or you put it in a bowl let it harden use it the next time you cook
Bacon grease though, right?
But bacon grease that shit's good
That's what my grandma be doing
Like, the bagel?
Like, would you be able to put the bagel in the,
put the baking tree on the bagel?
Look at it!
Look at it!
Rear occasion.
This is actually the song from this year, bro.
Give me that type W.
Why are we?
This is actually from that year.
Yeah.
I was, I like it.
Do these drinks have been sitting here since we moved already mold
That's what's for in the game.
What do you say to the chat?
You're fucking flying, dude.
That's disgusting.
Tomorrow chat, we'll see you tomorrow.
We're gonna do a full feast.
Remember, me and Marlon and everyone else are gonna be live a little bit later tomorrow
because we're filming in the beginning of the day.
Can everyone just say okay?
Everybody knows that now.
So everyone knows that the mic unplugged.
But I don't know, that's what it's saying.
What?
It looks like it's.
The mic unplugged.
We're all saying we're dead.
I don't know how it's physically possible.
Should be locked in here.
Maybe somebody's just saying.
I think it's okay.
Yes, we'll be live.
I'm not hanging right now.
We're gonna vote.
Everyone in this house is gonna be live
a little later tomorrow.
We're filming a YouTube video.
Go subscribe to the core YouTube channel,
by the way.
We really appreciate it.
Yeah, I'll probably be 10.
We're like 340.
Yeah, so...
Alright, that was really good.
Wow, I like that.
Alright, so we got Eagle Machete.
Ahhhhhh!
It's actually going.
Okay.
We can do a better death.
Oh no.
Let's get out of here.
Fuck you.
I'm gonna get a little fucker to play in.
Wait, how did it end?
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Are you even getting it out?
Oh my god!
No, don't worry about it.
Mark, don't worry about it.
Yo, what happened to you, bro?
We had some fun, Tom.
Not the school camp.
My school camp?
Bro, is there any food?
Sorry, Mark.
Be lucky, Aidan.
I'm not gonna lie, bro.
Say you swear to God we ate it up.
We...
Wait, is your everything good? Has it been going out?
Uh...
No, no, no, I'm fine, so...
Dude, Brian...
Yeah, if you're a good fucking dude, bro...
You're a great fucking dude, bro.
Your whole chat is saying, save Poki.
Yeah, I'm muted because...
Yeah, Pooks are Poki, but you...
Raw nut in the gallery, that's my QB.
You nutted or something?
Sorry, man.
We'll be catching up.
I mean, that's...
I don't even know if you did that in my Poki.
Has he been lying to me?
No, I don't.
No, you open the door and then close it.
Hmm.
Tomorrow.
So next time?
Secret moment.
Four feet.
When the days are over.
I'm not going the right way.
Who's out?
I'm not lying to you. I swear to God, so tomorrow's free, we should do this after we film. We all get food and we all cook second-byes. We do like a crazy plan.
Well, I'm not asking you.
I'm not asking you, Mark.
What are you both, you son of a b**ch?
Hello, hello, hey.
Oh, hey, okay, that's the time of night.
What? Yeah.
Alright, I'll be back.
Say it again tomorrow?
I'm down.
Early, right now?
We are outside.
Apparently, you just...
All this is mad at me, right?
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Sorry, my heart.
No, we aren't.
I'm not there.
How are you supposed to know who was first?
Yeah.
Ow!
Ditch!
So bad!
I'm gonna break my heart.
I don't know.
I'm gonna piece you my heart.
I don't like this.
I'm okay with it.
Why are you so many ladders for that duration?
Go to!
Go to!
Go to!
Go to!
Go to!
Go to!
Go to!
Go to!
Go to!
I've been so many ladders for that duration.
Go, go, go!
Wait?
Not a little?
I'm not the 8,000 drop friends the poke you made six hot around right now
Did you see me can y'all see me yeah
They're saying fix my my mic's fine. That's our might worse. I know we're saying work it broke
It's not like it. Look it. I'm gonna play with a little bit. Maybe like check. Can y'all hear me right now or no?
We could become miners tonight
Wait, it's already 11.30?
Oh my god, I'm a fucking idiot.
My fucking timer's on wrong.
I gotta see if it lags as long as- no chat chat chat chat chat.
Not like minors, like hold hold on hold on hold on hold on y'all.
Minecraft.
Drop a meme if you guys remember the episodes.
Don't be like a newbie where you're like, oh I know what you're talking about but you don't.
Hold on, I'm trying to-
Try to get the mic off.
I don't want to pull it hard because I don't want to break it.
Give me one second.
What time are we at right now?
It's like-
How do you, how do you do it?
What time is it, chat?
Is it eight?
Chat, is it eight?
It doesn't save.
How do I, okay.
Chat, somebody tell me,
how do you change your fucking, what am I called?
Your time, why is it wrong?
How do you do it? Where is it?
Someone guide me.
Set time automatically.
It's 11.34.
Change the date and time format.
Oh, they're saying sync now.
Oh.
Change time server.
What?
Let's see what this says.
Where?
Some bullshit too.
Chad, where are we?
First option.
Oh, who said that you're getting modded?
Who said that you're actually gonna get modded no troll wait what time zone are we Jerusalem?
Eastern central
Where?
Bang good job everyone in the chat
Wait, no, no, I lost it. Wait
My good job
Do you know how to do it?
Well I do but I don't want it to get full kind of hard, I feel like I'm breaking it, see?
Oh.
Who used to do this back in the day with their Xbox discs?
Drop a mate.
Do you know that it used to be a trick with a 3DS?
Yeah.
Does anyone know what I'm talking about?
The disc wouldn't or the thing wouldn't work and then it would work instantly right after
That's great.
Are you going to do get off or are you going to play?
No, but I mean if it doesn't lag I'm good for like maybe like an hour or two, chat hold
on low key road do y'all want to be minors or no chat that as we could finish the
little series we got going on.
We could have finished a little series we got going on.
Oh my god, my poachy ice cream!
Dropping me if you guys want to see the rest of the Let's Play.
Me and Lachy have a Let's Play going on.
We're almost done.
It's basically like chill little vibes late night game nights.
Also for anyone who didn't know, bro, me and Jinxie will be playing Hardcore Minecraft
yes in about 10 days from now, 12 days from now.
And 12 days from now, May 16th and May 17th, me and Jinxie will not be ending stream until
we beat Hardcore Minecraft, so it'll probably, it'll probably take maybe fucking three days.
No troll.
Um, Ron, thank you for the late night stream, I'm watching you and well doing college work.
Alright bro, because of you, I low key am probably gonna fucking end, I just wanna
ruin your whole fucking day.
Love you boys so fucking much, um, I'ma see you guys tomorrow, good fucking
time.
See you tomorrow boys, dead ass heavyweight.
I'm sure it's time to take a win to be the champion.
I'm gonna stand me up.
Clare vlog tomorrow.
Woo!
Yo, you get on, bro.
We're about to become minors.
Get on?
Let's fucking do this thing.
Yeah, I gotta take a shit.
Wait, make that face so I know.
Me when you're on the minor?
Okay, wait, no, wait.
There's no context behind that now.
I gotta take a shit first.
No.
Bro, you can't hold it?
Fuck no, I just held it for five or six hours.
Bro, how long are you gonna take for your shit?
Less than ten minutes, less than five, bro.
Stay on guard.
Bro, wide OMG, bro.
Oh my God, bro, wide OMG, bro.
Chad, lights on or off? Lights on or off?
Lights on or off?
What are you thinking?
Off?
Okay, fine.
But everyone's gotta get cozy then.
I'm not gonna do it unless we all get cozy.
Here, I'll get you a good little,
I'll get you a good little vibe chat
while I get cozy, ready?
POV chat, the good life.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let me put my shirt, let me put my shirt, yo, okay, is the throw up emoji necessary?
Like dead ass is the is the throw-up emojis necessary
Is the throw-up emojis necessary dead ass is that shit necessary?
You know what now the shirt stay it off for the vibes I did as don't care okay, so I said he's gonna see us soon
Wrong sound. What's okay, son. See you soon, bro. Oh five gift from ghosts. Thank you, bro
Okay, I see it. I see the throw-up emojis. I see it
Relax. I see it guys. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it
Wait, chef. I do a lighting edit. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Ready?
Hey, hey, someone put this in an edit. Someone put this in an edit.
I can't, I'm not even kidding, these throat emojis are gonna be the death of me. I'm dead ass.
Also very good first time chat message, bro. Thank you for this first time chat message.
Much appreciated, bro.
Cough, cough, cough, cough.
Alright.
Before we even get to become a minor, play Minecraft, of course, is there anything that
I need to see that I haven't yet?
Wait a minute.
What is this?
Hold, everybody.
Hold.
Your rage responds to Bruce, calling him out for a little sis his way to try to
sleep with Yana. A lot of niggas see Yana and they want to fuck. So when they see me
being platonic with this girl and making funny content, they're like damn, thousand ranges
position shit. I'll be gone. You know what I'm saying? I'm not you. I'm not you. I
I want to be you mother. I promise you. I'm not you my nigga keep that way
I already said a fucking week ago child. I don't give a fuck if I know you in real life
I don't give fuck if you a streamer. I don't give fuck if you a random in the fucking chat
You say some weirdo shit you can make a suggestive comment between me and
That girl is 19 years old. I'm 28 don't play with me like that 20 what?
28 don't play 20 brother. You're 29. You're fucking 40 years old Ridge. I'm 28
Don't play with me like that bro. God damn brother. I don't even sound right 48
God damn. Are you crazy?
He's only 20 18 years old bro. No one had his internet shit. Yeah, are you crazy?
I'm gonna be I'm not sure if you don't show I'm not your friend, bro
You're gonna throw with your little piss-off friend. Don't throw with me, bro. Yeah, we don't talk my nigga
The fucking niggas gonna be like, it's trolling, Brian's trolling.
The niggas gonna go on a burner.
I just wanna let my feelings out for real.
I like how I feel when I let shit.
What is- Did he do that?
That's not stable or not, I'm new, have I heard of you?
I said I came to your stream.
Amen.
First time chatter.
He did!
It's whatever he feels in that moment, Shaq.
No way B-5 did that.
Niggas is feeling in that moment. They don't live in the real world my nigga
Do you know what I'm saying?
I'm gonna be honest with you, bro. I
Feel like if you guys are gonna like argue back and forth you need someone in the middle
So I say we me you and Bruce we all get into a call and we figured this out together, bro
I'm gonna be honest with y'all, bro. We should set a date. We should make a poster
We should tweet all at the same time so people know when we're going to do this, bro
You know what I'm saying like I feel like we could make this like a we could have a good talk, bro
We could Dennis make this a good talk and we could figure this out together. You know I'm saying
How is someone circling fucking french fry how okay, so the french fries emote's already bad how outlaw
How is there a red circle around it? How is this even possible? How is it?
Bruce live
So you swear
Little sis on here
You have closed closed or that show that shit down
What the fuck is this guy talking about?
Let's get negative!
Hold on. Wait is there audio?
No audio.
Hold on now. Wait what, what, what? I did not say any- while we wait.
What?
Don't ever send me that shit ever again, bro
Chat after this you can play
Hold on, you gotta get negative
Unless we're getting clickbaited
I mean I wanna stay here bro.
10 minute intros.
I did blue time.
Bro if they argue bro I feel like I need to get in the call with both of them.
Thoughts chat?
Like I don't want to self insert myself of course.
But like yo ladies hit me with a call on discord why not?
Little matter?
Wait a minute. Daddy's here.
Hello?
Oh it's good.
Hey bro what's going on?
Straight cool I'm just watching uh stay around all the time.
Wait that ass.
Yo did you hear the, did you hear the, did you hear the beef that's going in?
The beef that's going in
Ruisin rage are arguing right now. I think they need to call both of us now
Literally like if they first of all they definitely need mediators on the call in case of things get out of hand
And that's what we're gonna be able to step in and do
Like we're the press
How's this shit supposed to get covered if you don't got the press true actually true actually true
Yo, so they want a five gifted bro chat if someone was dissing me
Would y'all defend me or would you just let me take it like a bitch?
What do you think they do it depends?
Like what?
Well, actually, you know what? You can probably do whatever you want. I'll defend you, bro.
Anything?
Like if I could do anything, you defend me?
Yeah, probably, because like at the end of the day, it's not my problem.
Like, I'll give you my support.
I didn't do the weird shit.
Okay, bet. So like if we were hanging out together, right? And I'd get us, I, okay.
It's it's late at night. It's just me and you
We're driving through Calabasas and I get us hit like a homeless dude walking across the road
Yeah, are you gonna?
God, I'll take that to the grave
What is the point of me telling someone that I was there to witness that if it's just gonna cause more problems with more
Trouble in my life, or I could just not say anything and just like suck it up
Like that is like it doesn't have anything to do with me. I just happen to be there
I don't give a fuck.
Like, seriously though.
Okay.
What if me and you can't make me jump on stage?
Because it could get out of hand here.
But the answer is going to be the same every time.
You can't really add a rand here.
Okay.
I can't make too many jokes together.
Okay, I can't make too many jokes. Um, not live
Lacey's live
Brother doesn't look like I give a flying fuck if that fat fuck is live. Oh get ready. It's about to get negative
There might be beef. If not, we're gonna play Minecraft thoughts chat
Yeah, oh my god
Oh my god, Bruce is fucking
Oh my god, I'm seeing them.
Did they need me and you to be in the hall?
They literally do, but I don't know if they realize that.
Oh my god, and Bruce is doing cash nasty homage.
You can tell because in the front is blonde.
You know what?
Is he in the front is blonde? It's cash nasty.
Is it pronounced homage or homage?
I think it's homage.
Wait, does it feel his aura?
Yo, yo, yo!
My head just got caught in my headset, bro.
Bruce rage calls
Five gift it again, thank you to five gift it. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Bro, they get a talk or no bro, like how do we self-insert ourselves here?
We're waiting. We're waiting. We're waiting. We're waiting. Dude, is he going to crash
chat or no?
He basically just confirmed that he's the only one left in this situation.
Let me tell you something, it's a long one, all right?
This is not no long, dramatic punk shit, okay?
Because, all right.
Shit wrong nigga.
Let's clap it up, come on.
Let's clap it up.
This is just, you know what I'm saying?
It looked like we did it so wrong,
but shit, when you really break it down,
I know, a hate dog a holla.
So now, I mean shit, I can't do nothing but respond,
What the fuck but anyways quick roll call. Let's do it
They're not gonna argue. Hold on. I gotta instigate
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie bro. Did you hear a b5 just said what do you say?
He said, oh, I'm not gonna lie if you want to scroll screenshots. Let's show screenshots
I got the files word to folk right when you clicked off. He said that
I
Worked a hill
They talked to me I open it
Are you not watching anymore? Is it getting negative? Well, he just keeps saying uh
He's he's calling us the files of do he knows that nobody else
We go get it to a later. We go get it to a later. We go get it to a later
We go get it to a later road. Wait, he's gonna leak messages. Oh my god. This is it. This is the banks classic
Hey machine, that's how I go to
I didn't write in this nigga his first twist screen.
Jionni, you see this shit?
You see how they're trying to do me all these?
Fuck the niggas, man.
Fuck you, fuck you.
Oh my god, he's off the couch.
He's off the Yerks, he's off the Yerks.
The thing is, do you think Rage and him-
Mike, switch, Mike, switch, we good?
Like, what was the key, did you-
Like, what?
Like, really?
Yeah, I was going to say this is just...
Realistically speaking, this is just drink or...
Like, realistically speaking, they should low-key be getting a call of me, you...
Rage and Bruce.
I mean, you're telling me.
Wait, they mentioned you guys?
Yeah.
He said ladies, are you seeing this shit?
Are you seeing this shit, please? They're trying to make you look crazy. Oh, ladies. You got it
You're supposed to be the pressure. I was kick sides
That's the best thing about being the press you play both sides. Okay, man
So go now now we rotate the register now you're the race chat and we say
I don't know
What
wait oh no I'm asked to know no why did he have this ready to what ready to go
game
but like actually though what if they just like spart paid promo you think
they do they could spar they could 1v1 in a game wait they really better you
I
Great is not just dead sitting here got paid
Yeah
I'm going to go to Bruce.
Wait, now we go here.
What did I do to you?
Hey, nigga.
I see you said how you really felt about me so I can't wait to hear it because you've been holding it on your heart forever.
So I'm really excited to tune in.
Like this is like, you know, this is like an eye-opening moment because when the nigga came back,
When the nigga came back, you wanted to be handcuffed to a nigga.
I didn't want no pucks with any of you niggas that get to me sucks.
I didn't ask y'all for shit.
Nigga, all I needed was my community.
I came back for them.
Not y'all.
Let's do some out.
Why didn't you ask nigga?
Anyways, like I was saying though.
Wait, who's he dissing right now?
You got the files.
All right.
I know.
Y'all think I'm a snake?
Yeah, I'm YSL.
You know what I'm saying?
But do you think I'm snaggy enough to keep up with a nigga that's keeping
up with me and my?
Oh my god
Oh my god
Oh my god
Oh my god
Preview like a movie what a movie that was good and see
What is it injections loaded up bro? He's done the even excretion of your rage. Okay lad. The boy boy
You was a you was a Twitter plug. Oh my god stupid. Add the boy. What is he talking about nigga?
Oh my god, so so little money. What do you want me to take out again?
Don't ask boy. Fuck is you saying?
What are you talking about? Like bro? We have to force you to turn the camera on yo
Oh
There I said it
Ready, it's time. They're out
Is pretty good what what's going on he actually wants to call me or no
Alright, what's up?
I got a male. I got a male going
Yo, why don't we go, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
don't keep the tech entertaining, I gotta go get a...
How do I get a pretty, how do I get a...
Wait, wait, wait, Lace, Lace, be honest,
if shit ever went down, would you ever expose our techs?
There's the little Batman couldn't get our techs out of me.
Batman couldn't get you and me's private messages
on any fucking social media out of me.
I'm not, I'm not a lie, I'm not a lie.
If you leave my techs, yeah, then we'd be done.
I'm telling you.
I
Can literally pull my fingers off and I'm gonna sit there and I don't even know English
Release the fire the stable file
There's no stable files, bro. There's no stable files. It's chill. Yeah, I don't know
I don't know if we're going there. Let me know that it's good
Somebody DM me and said I don't know I don't know he said David wasn't the only one they were hanging with let me know
Yo, let's deal with this muscle-certain liar first, okay, I'm tired of this nigga like I'm dead tired
He's been lying for years
I want you to show him how he's wrong bro like you are a fucking
Wait, what's sports this shit to happen
Brady
Brady he thinks I've done Brady he thinks I don't know bro. He think I don't know Brady
Brady know what I'm talking about. Oh, it was when he said that they honestly I know what you're talking about
You know that it's some it's some crazy shit, right? I wonder if this is getting gas like I wonder if it's like anybody even like
I'm gonna just call him a mark ass nigga. He's a he's a mark ass nigga chat
And if you know he's a mark ass nigga boy
I see cheeser in this shot
Dude you are dangerous gang that's worse
That's worse
But it's saying no like you know you got to understand bro like now you I'm fighting fire with fire because you came on
And what he said he said I hated streaming Brady. He said the only I've talked shit. What do you say? I didn't watch the kids
They were like he said I have no content
Yo yo yo raise me
Well, you know, no, Brady, why is he act wise little sis acting like we used to be caked up on the phone talking about how this
Streaming shit dying and how everybody getting the team and then he went around and got a content manager like game
Like bro, you don't believe in yourself, bro, like what are you talking about bro?
You was this thing bro. You was fifth. You was fisting pocket pussies game
We don't remember that I'm not gonna lie. I got no content
I
If a creation of you because you was holding us on me for years
I don't get this
Handcuff thingy. Okay. He did what he did have a so go to get handcuffed in your eye and talked in three years
What is that? I don't get it. What is that? Why do you keep getting?
It's not fully in the five gifted Makayla shot of the ladies to chat up here lady right now. Sorry. Sorry for the negativity
You have a brain of your own girl you decide what the sub goals are
Rage stop it stop projecting bro. I'm perfectly fine over here. I made it. I made it through my rain
You feel me? I'm perfectly fine game. Even when I was calling your phone and you ain't answered
That's why you said we talked in three years nigga. So what a fuck are you thinking that I'm over here talking about you?
You're not that important game
The most I do is make fun of you
dumb ass what are you talking about I'm really confused
I'm making fun of you bro like the same thing you could do to me we're grown as
man let's all get in a call me Bruce and Ray and I don't think I'll self anymore bro
thank you and Brady like what anyways it's time for the files Brady where's
the screenshot no we got snakes we got snakes yo say what's your mama gave
you bro gang it's over gang hang it up you're out of here i don't care anymore bro i don't
care anymore bro shake what your mama gave you bro what does that mean what does that mean
hey look yo baby if they know they know what your mom gives out what is my mom giving
it's looking like bad news i'm investigating you know like i mean are we back we like you
I
Mean okay get fucking used to it nigga who cares yo bro, where's the screenshot bro wait
I'm really amping it on the screen side game. I want them to see what
Like we got a soda like this screenshot better be something like what I'm getting hyped up too much
It's gotta be rage like bent over
Like it's Voldemort or something. I don't know like we're about to see the craziest fucking artifact ever
This is the screenshot in question
This nigga would do anything to try to make me look like like overly bad game
This shit is so sad bro. Like is this what anime niggas do?
Look at this bro, this is the screenshot in question everybody. I'm on your screen by the way
Okay, here we go. Chad. This is the screenshot in question. Let me move my camera. Wait. What am I looking at?
So much going on Derek and LMB. He sent your rages tweet in the chat to no response. I can't read this
Whatever he think whoever you around talking about me
Wrong gang like I don't know it is like Brady look like you're waiting. I cannot see three screens
I can see three screen
This is the worst. This is the worst receipt reader. Look at this nigga, bro. You're selling my clip
What I'm trying to make it easy
There we go, there we go.
There you go.
Yeah, yeah.
Yo, Bandit!
Thank you for the 100 gift.
I said 100, 25.
I've seen a fucking 100 for some reason.
Thank you, Bandit.
Do you see it right now? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, chat, this is all, this is all,
this is all that was in the screen chat that you saw.
This is it.
This is it.
Right-clicking and pop out.
Niggas and Marjots say you want to be a part of the saltiest platoon, bitch!
Saltiest platoon?
I mean, we can't. I mean, I don't know.
They got a little dirt in the discord.
What the fuck? Look on the right. What if they have chalk?
They got little darks in the discord.
That's fucking serious.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
No.
I'm shitting at no, no, no, no, you're gonna pee or no the foul if I guess
Go to screen shot that was a screenshot bro. There you go animate bombsill
Wait, why didn't you screenshot the produce? What is this thing?
That was it
I mean wait what I
I ain't gonna lie the thing the thing that I hate the most Brady know what I hate the most about all this shit, though
Hey, why?
Hey, we haven't talked in three years
Yeah, so like everything's free game, right?
No, it's not that's what that means
It's like I mean, it's nothing brother medication thing, bro
literally
That's the
He didn't wait so he just showed him on his like he's in too many holes. I don't know see
Somebody somebody call me now for the first game I come here. Nothing. Nothing and I'm gonna tell you
I only only because I know him straight up when I seen what aim house a check
You know what I did I called his phone. We talked for an hour. Oh
Did I come on here? This is aim, huh? No
What the fuck I need to disaim hot for when we smoke a joint way
I'm so confused that was like that and he came to me talking about how
Jesus in the chat somebody
Jesus like bro, I'm rooting for that. I was always rooting for that nigga gang. So like what the fuck?
Bro, I know him like he knows me in person
So that was just very confusing because what the fuck are you even talking about if you if anybody should know he knows
No way you think I took a fucking straight side
We don't have anybody
you
you
you
you
you
I
It's all the streamers, but like at the end of the day, I love y'all check but on God y'all opinion don't matter to me
Like whether y'all tell me I'm in a wrong or I'm not in a wrong if I say something that's in the wrong
Oh, God, I'm going to my mama first and asking her if I said something wrong before the internet game. No, keep you
I'm sorry, bro. That's just I'm not one of them niggas that you can hold accountable over the internet
I'm not what you thought about that niggas is posted in the 2017
2k 17 screenshow to Los Polos TV's chat room, bro
But you're racist. I got a clip. Yeah, well, you got to give it up
Then it gets over with bro like at that point bro is just it's just you're just you lost bro. You lost bro
Like sorry, bro. You lost like there's nothing. I'm sorry. I'm just I spoke to anime too
So yeah, and you are G bargey month of the old beat up
Why do need this stokey sasuke? Why did you leave the tribe?
This is
Who is this
What who that bro you stay clicking on that picture that black dude, bro?
Oh, I love that like these were there's a nigga Brady gonna send me this picture. So you
Like look at this bro, I won't try to see this shit game. I'm about to become a minor medical pen minecraft
Yeah
All right, well you got to go address the beef now because he called you racist so go downstairs and you know you should um
Make sure you get a shot. So Jason asked me if he wants to spar. Yeah, Jason asked me if she wants to spar
Okay, you here you should do a spar and then a fit contest and then a basketball one be once
Like spar you should win
His game and then basketball
Well in the meantime chat now we play Minecraft
Fuck it.
That was kind of interesting.
I didn't really understand that.
I don't even understand that for real.
Is this where we go sub only though?
Low-key?
Probably for this?
Just because Internet...
Yeah, I'm going to go sub only, bro.
It's just good vibes when it's sub only.
Because we don't got to worry about anything.
Not a bad shout.
Not a bad shout at all.
All right, chat.
Let's do this shit.
Only Minecraft viewers allowed.
Let's do this shit.
We got maybe one hour Minecraft.
That's the rules.
We always do one month.
We do one month.
We do one month.
We do one month.
We do one month.
We do one month.
We do one month.
That's the rules. We always do one month. We do one hour
If you guys will open up right now
If you guys want to subscribe you could chat just like this and anyone who subscribes by the way
You get no ads for the whole month. Yep. Look at this. Look at all these subs coming in good
It's very nice very nice community. You don't have to worry about anyone else great
Yeah, wait, is the chicken still a thing or no?
Ron explain this shouldn't NBA terms
People are saying that Michael Jordan is better than LeBron James, but they don't have any good takes.
Bang. I don't care.
Wait, no?
Damn.
They went to Sprun? They went to Two Months? Yeah.
Horrible analogy.
Jens, you know you sit home all day modding for stable Ronaldo and you don't get paid
and all you do is just type Twitch emotes and you don't do anything?
Actually, yeah, Jens, you know how much all you do is mod for stable Ronaldo and type 2 emotes
and you don't even pay or leave the house and do anything?
I feel like literally.
Keep drinking HaterAid?
Jens, I wish we were back on Elden Ring, just so I could ban you.
I can get you banned for 30 days again.
Drop on me if you guys remember when Jens got banned for 30 days.
Fuck you, AdJuns. Yeah, that's actually good. Can all my subs say fuck you at-
RECARDO!
Oh, we're loading up alone.
What? Okay.
Where were we?
Where are we?
That's making me log in all the time.
Alright, this episode, I feel like maybe we figure out how to get, Chad what are we thinking
for this episode?
Maybe Enchant all of our armor, maybe get Eye of Enders, maybe, and then maybe one
more episode after this beating the game?
I don't know, it's up to you.
Yeah?
Let's do that.
I'm gonna log him out of my mind.
Drop on me if you guys have been watching every single episode.
She great vibes brothers great fucking vibes
The vibes are high bro when you're just happy with life the vibes are high
No printer. Oh, I found a new method chat. Look at this
This is nice Ricardo stay over there chat. What do you think about our base? Oh
I just subbed to you. I love you. What's good rookie?
I'm gonna be real with you out of every video game that I ever played minecraft
Oh the matter that he came my minecraft is the most chill relaxing game look at these chickens, bro
But look at these fucking chickens, bro. Look at all these fucking chat look at all these fucking chickens
I can't feed them with a book
What the fuck are you looking at me for
All right, bro, hey, wait come here
Okay
Hey, hey, hey YouTube nation today is episode. Um, what episode are we on I don't really know bro
I don't really know this episode basically what we're gonna do is we're gonna go to the nether and we're gonna get
Blaze rods and maybe some more I have enders to that hopefully next episode
We can beat the ender dragon. Yep. Yep. Yep. Go crazy in the comments y'all hey, and if you're on YouTube smash that like button
What part of your body lace?
Guys, we're gonna try something a little tricky go ahead and try smashing it with your eyeball wait what your eyeball
How many likes are we going for in this episode? Talk to me.
Um, honestly, we're gonna see if we can get... fuck it. Let's shoot for the skies.
Let's try and get 500,000 likes on this video.
500,000 likes and next episode we will...
We'll play with some sense.
Which means every time we take damage in-game we'll be feeling it in real life.
Alright, shall we? Let's move.
Alright, let's go get blocks.
Bro, are you ready or no?
Yeah, how do you make a shield?
I put a lot of shit in there.
That's what you're gonna have a space.
Let's move, shall we?
No, no, no, I need to...
Wait, Chad, how do you build a copper...
What's a copper? What is it called?
Copper Golem.
How do you build a copper Golem?
Copper Matter, daddy?
Let's move.
Hold on.
Let's move, bro.
Hold on, hold on.
Bro, the whole chat is telling us to move.
Oh, no.
The same.
Wow, you should probably build a shield so that you don't die.
Thank you for the sub, Clockstar Diego.
How do you build a shield?
All right, guys.
What's everyone's name?
Let's all make some friends in this chat, no?
Oh, my God.
I gotta smelt some iron.
Fuckin' one, bro.
Am I talking to a wall?
Guys, as you did know, last episode, we had a Diamond Pickaxe Enchantment for Fortune 3, Efficiency 4,
and I'm breaking 30. That's pretty goaded.
Come on. That's no matter.
Ooh, five gifted from Dolo!
You just got five people!
No ads on the Twitch channel!
Don't ever do that again!
Ready?
No, I need to see how to make a shield.
I
Televive trip 2026 that's a really good idea, and I'm down
What are we gonna do we get there bro?
thousands of good luck
We get there we get a thousand giftage off the back
okay dude whatever you do though do not get fucking sleepy in another oh my god
yeah so true honestly all right how much I got 13 steak and seven bread I'm
coming let's go I'm good I may actually grab some wood now fuck it hi chat here
we go
i fucking do the same so we're looking for a blue biome
all and by the way we have god pickaxes remember last time we have we look at max
wins over a year
chill chill
chat should i sleep
we have a fortune y'all
my god
all the fucking
What's the best game to play with this chill guy?
Four Chins!
This really is a lead.
Do you break the fuck?
What?
We're standing next to a little cloud.
Wait, are we right next to a thingy?
Oh yeah, I was getting some cloud games there.
Wait, this is where we towered off.
Are you running in, you fucking dick?
Hey, go ahead bro.
We towered up right here last time.
You go on that, I'm not sure, there's no way.
Look, you remember, we towered up?
So, what's under us?
I have no idea.
Should we just go up the doors?
Oh no, let's.
No, we need to go up there.
Right here, right here, right here.
Hey, chat!
Keck, wait.
Ooh, anyone fucking with this? Anyone fucking with this music that we got going on?
Do you have like piano?
Yup, yep, shh.
Yeah, I'm not gonna put this up, anyone else?
I'm gonna get this phone.
Watch out, dude!
Alright, we're looking for a blue biome. If you see one, check, call it out.
We need good comms only.
Ooh, I look like he fucked with his music.
Minecraft Deadass has the best soundtrack.
I'm not gonna lie.
I don't know a better game.
Like what's the closest game?
I don't have any off the top of my head, bro.
It's pretty solid.
League Rocket League doesn't count because Rocket League takes music from other games low key low Kirk
Smashers pretty good music
Five gifted astronaut. Oh
There it is here it is
I see black dude, I see black dudes. All right, which means we might be close to the biome
Just two up here be very careful
No, no, no, please please please please please please please please
Yeah, you're gonna build them. I
Okay, I did a little bit of I did a little bit of I a to go now, I'll be honest with you
I got scared what that's a new move. That's a new move. I know I know I know I need a capital
I know I know I know I know new move. I know I
Know I know it's a new move
Yeah, those fireworks this thing
Okay, I got eight blaze rods
We should be should we go to place that's what let's get out of here. I don't know
Yeah, do we need more than a or or that's 16 that's 16 total
Hold on this music is getting intense
But he's anyone else getting like a merge right now with the fuck is this oh
Halo, that's not good music. It's got really good music
Oh no, we got to find a blue biome.
Wait, what is this thing right here?
What is this?
Oh, it looks like...
Wait, what is this?
Can't even move.
Wait, collect it?
A dry gas.
Wait, what do you do with this?
Wait, say hangar if we go back and put water on it, it'll come to life in the real world.
Get him wet. Hey yo. Alright man, I'm like, what was that?
Uh, I guess. Oh! Be careful!
Where to eat?
This is so fucking late right now
You know what you're telling me?
We do this with Jinxie, too?
You think you can watch that?
Be honest.
For sure.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
I miss you though.
Wait, is that a player?
Oh, I deadass know that's here, Brian. I'm not gonna lie.
Stop.
Who used to do that?
You know what I used to do back in the day?
There was a skin for here, Brian, and then I'd turn off name tags.
For Xbox 360?
Have you ever done that or no?
Or am I just like speaking out in my ass?
That's good.
And I used to scare my friends.
What's the fucking code up over here?
Everyone over here
There's so many fucking
ow, that's a good Jewish
Why do you think the team in our juice?
Because they like the gold well, this is a broken big. I think this
Oh, you hear the boom-bomb for him?
Chad, that was the sound effect that they use in TikTok, you know what I'm saying?
No, no, no, no.
I don't know what I'm talking about or not.
Oh, that's a good one.
Where's that from?
Uh, it's from Minecraft.
No, no.
There's like a different one that is that same melody.
Careful.
I don't have anyone here.
Ow.
Ooh! Good soundtrack! Oh god!
Oh yeah, there's BF3.
Chad, low-key the nether has the best soundtracks.
Be careful, bro. Don't fall into shit.
This is the fucking good life bro another fucking fortress
wait they must be looped around we've got to find one of those other things
with the gold blocks the batch in is it bashing even good I think there's good
do that is there go this thing is too fast for my life oh my god oh it's too
fucking fast it's dead ass too fast let's freaking go bro
Oh
To be honest you're new one hand at the chicken spot that was almost scary
Do you see a blue by I'm anywhere chatter now
I
Don't want to I want to keep all my golds. I love golds
Don't be careful the holes
The last way we're gonna die is to a fucking hole in the ground welcome on
That's some noob shit nope
No, we're the fucking
Yeah, where's the balloon?
Like dead ass where the fuck look under the fuck are you talking about under rare?
Why I'm gonna
Explain the fucking joke dude
Dude explain the fucking joke I'm do you know I don't like jokes like that
It's basically said underwear and underwear is what you wear. You said it
Oh, oh there goes on my loop
They're all coming to us, they're all coming to us. Okay, let's just outrun them. I
I love gold bro on my soul just not a bastion bro, please I smell one I smell of
Ashen I'm dead-ass right over here
wait I did it what the fuck am I smelling
hey what the fuck is that smell really that I'm getting a whip or something
Yeah, yeah, I'm falling. I'm hoping that if that nose is doing its thing right now
They fucking pull on your braids for power. Oh
What what is all this red bro like where the fuck I
Got good news in bad news. What do you want to hear first?
Give it to me how it is, bro. I'm gonna get a fucking food
Yeah, I got nine steak five bread. I see I told you I snout it. Oh my god. I actually see it. That's insane. I come here
I still have beasta
Chill chill chill. I'm not moving. I'm not I still don't want to move
All right, we gotta be careful here ready
oh yeah that was it what did you get left on okay no troll though this isn't
even as a joke bro we don't have any gold on us and like these guys can kill
you in like two hits no wait hold on I've called do you have some
no but there's what under this is going the fucking fun way everyone in
chat wants to see us go crazy right so just be careful no speak those are the
days they're saying GG I don't believe in GGs though yeah whatever they just oh
Oh my god, I see a chest
First night thing first I go for the recall. You know what I am
I mean, it's like they respawn so we just place low and slay out wait check they respawn or no
Actually, I don't know actually I kind of just had that
Oh, I hear something everything I
Have an idea here
I'm gonna make a plan, okay?
They're on you. They're on you. They're on you crazy
You think I'm...
Mmm...
Fuck, you're not down.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
So- but soul speed, good cheddar now!
It just makes you go faster on soul sand. It's like some fries. It's like Bane of Arthogoon
Watch your back watch your back watch your back. There's a big piggy
I got crying of city
Wait on God, I got something good. I think well
Isn't that another right or no three nether right?
Maybe it's not
Okay, this is where all the good shit is this is always good, but no this is where the group is be careful
Oh, that's really good messages, bro
Watch out!
Oh, no.
You guys can't play.
Look, look, one more layer up.
Okay.
Careful, bro, careful, careful, careful, careful.
I knocked them off, I knocked all of them out.
Yeah, but look over here.
There's the big one!
There, there's the big one.
Okay, there's the big one.
There, there's the big one.
There, there's the big one.
I'm hitting him, place!
Get to show buttons so you don't get pushed off.
He is hard.
Please, please, please, please.
I'm one of them.
Oh god?
I'm four hearts.
I didn't know he hit that hard.
It's shields easy though.
He's the max, he's the max win guy.
I'm regenerating.
Oh my god, there's another one right here.
A max winner?
Rollace.
Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, should we build a little summer under here or something like that?
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
Oh my god, there's a lot of Maxwind ones. Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Let's think about this for a second.
Okay, look, I'm gonna track them. I'm gonna dead-ass the truck and I'll open the chest.
Wait, what is a snout banner by the banner, by the banner?
Grab it all, grab it all, grab it all.
Got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it.
But they're not even running over here yet.
You have time.
I look you jugged the pork chop in the cold though.
And I'm gonna grab these chains because they're for decoration.
Oh my max win wait that's actually max win oh my max win
What'd you get what was that what?
Oh, I got like 17 golden Calyx
I think there's another side or maybe there's not or is there like whatever they speed run
There's like those layers to this
A lot of them right there
Hello
one of the backs of
oh no
no
look look look just chill
just chill I got oh my god I got ice
son I actually got ice
should I hit them off?
no no
oh man I got a book
soul speed
I'm throwing it back at him
one lurk behind you brother
fucking freaking ass bitch
Oh my god they're all down. I hear them all. Oh my god they're alerting each other. They know it's a troll. They know it's a troll!
Oh my god they know it's a fucking troll. Go go go go go. I'm gonna stay out of here.
Look next to them all bro. They're going crazy. I got six pearls.
Should we go see what they're doing? No no no.
We need more gold.
Wait I have a gold block.
Wait do you really not have a crafting table? No.
or would you would know
matter daddy i told you i should grab some dude
i have a block of gold
go on to our thing
and i have a shit on nuggets to so if we get more than
i can turn them into cities
the new nuggets in the chat
he's not getting ready
Let's see, let's just staircase down.
Don't be careful.
Yeah.
Once it does get weird, then I'll try it a little different.
You see one? Don't fight him. Don't fight him. I'll go.
That's not it. That's not it. Go, go, go.
Okay.
How much, Hedge?
Half.
This is a good bod shot.
I agree.
That's what it's all about right here.
Okay, come on. Good name.
Are we leaving? I'm down to do.
We'll see if I can wild some up over here, okay?
Oh, for traits.
Come here, voice. What does he hit holding in his arm?
Bro, kill the fuck out!
I don't know!
Bro, why are you just like me, look!
That's not even the right one.
Here you go, matter, come on.
Let him have it, let him have it, bro.
drop pearls bro drop pearls somehow please
no where is he
take him down put him in a hole
oh my god
oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god
what
there's so many
throw a gold down throw a gold down
I don't have I don't have anymore
you broke that shit they started tweeting
wait
oh my god
fuck this shit
yeah I don't want to fuck them
WOAH
NO
come on come on come on
fuck this shit
come all the way this way
no I actually just clutched
I got hit into the lava
I'm out of here
So where the blue bottom?
Well that's kinda how it works out.
Blue bottom!
Blue bands, blue bands, blue bands!
Enderman, enderman, enderman!
Oh my god, one for one!
Oh, dude, man!
Tough game, you stupid bitch.
Two for two!
How many do you have right now?
I'm not 10, we'll need a couple more.
Save money, bro, save money!
Something's kind of sus right now.
now smell like you father thought it a
beat I know what oh yeah you retarded hey that's good means right there double
me if you know that meme so where do we go
What is this speedy mode they're using in my chat?
Yeah, what's the soundtrack that goes down and then it's the XP sound effects?
Enderman
What's across the bridge just go right hug the right side of the bottom?
See you sir. Sorry. I just thought we got it. He's running
Hey, get your ass over here, bud
Yeah, I got the audio I got the song
Something's okay kind of sus right now
Three for three chat, she's pretty over here. I love
Now we're no way I can go for the poor though
Hey matter
Oh this I want a challenge
Okay, now where's our luck you turn our seat off
Okay, I'm gonna kidnap one he's coming he's coming he's coming
Where'd he go?
Hey, do you see the boat?
You see the boat, don't you see it?
Ha ha ha ha!
Oh!
Oh!
No way!
You see anymore now?
I'm looking.
Oh, I got one.
He's stealing too.
Here's a block.
Dude, give us that block back.
Fucking dick.
Now where is he?
I don't want to stay too close to the edge.
I'm afraid I'm going to die.
I think he got away.
Hey calling all matter that he's wants to go
fucking grass nice work boots
wait there they have a gang down there
There's a gang of them
Stay with me, bro, stay with me
My god, they're actually getting up
I got three. Okay, we need like two more
Minion spitting popcorn. What a good emo.
Who's watching us on their second monitor while doing some work right now? Maybe?
Gotta be.
I don't see any of the dudes. There's dead ass no dudes. Where they at though?
Oh I got one.
Hey where they at dude?
Right in my boat.
Nice!
Cheers!
Wait, we actually only need two more.
Hold on, not that.
Can we go two for two? You know, I don't even need a bullet, fuck it.
Triple T to the Baseball.
In the 20 months, bro.
Thank you Dylan. That's your name. Hey, what the?
Dude, don't drug my name. Oh, I got two of them.
I'm looking in your eyes, I'm looking in your eyes.
Where are you talking about shit? I'm looking in your eyes.
Bro, I don't know where they just keep beating them on a lot.
be careful they might just like fuck that let's just run
kick walk out of here right just randomly just one person put kick walk
and then all of them do.
I'm on my last beat.
Got one over here. He's stealing.
You must be punished for stealing.
No.
He dropped us in here over here
No
Hey, maaa
Hey, nothing
Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no
Hey, yo, this is so loud
I got you.
I work.
Oh!
Hey!
Whoa.
Get that motherfucker off.
I'm looking in your eyes.
I'm looking in your eyes.
Probably going to get out of here.
Fucking Gerbert.
I got another one.
You want to drop in?
Hold on.
It's in the...
Wait, you...
Um, boys?
Hey, my other portal is not working.
Oh my.
Oh.
Whoa.
Hey, that's my diamonds.
Oh, god, those were my diamonds.
That was actually my diamonds.
Oh, you're actually weird.
No, I'm OK.
I don't want to buy anymore.
I don't want to buy anymore.
Look at the top of his head.
My diamonds.
My diamonds over here.
Calling dibs.
Calling dibs.
No, no, no, no.
I'm in at the pool, safer.
My diamonds over here!
No, wait, I'm getting late on my chat.
Oh my god.
I'm actually just...
No, I don't want to play anymore.
I don't know.
Don't tell me you're finding more.
Uh, not.
I'll end the time that I said it.
I have no food though, so we actually gotta get out of here.
This isn't nice.
I like the greenery.
It's like nature, mate.
I don't want to leave I kind of go down I don't need diamonds
what are you kidding I'm no kids all right time to go up chat everyone say goodbye to
the cave where are you just triple check that there's no diamonds left I'm going up
Going straight up. Let me just triple check or Craig. Oh, you want to shoot me?
Me just triple check if there's no diamonds
Dude, there's no diamonds. You can chill. No, I'm gonna just triple check though. It's always a good idea to triple check
I'm having upwards. I think someone in my chat dead ass just had like a mid-life crisis. Someone said what am I even doing?
Okay, you're watching stable or an auto with a bunch of with a bunch of twitchers in the
chat and everyone's having a blast.
I'm already at the surface, please.
I got bad news.
What?
I'm coming up right now.
I'm breaking up please I got bad news wait so what is our coordinates in the house is
anyone know anybody put them in the comments last video did anyone put them in the comments
last video okay I'm cobblestone now so I'm getting close and that's your name tag yo
I got bad news. We're never finding our app. Oh, no
What's the damage dude, I don't know where it's 6,000 something
Hey, Ron's gonna say I got a tornado warning. I think I'm cooked. Oh, so why are you typing a quick chat?
You might as well use all your money gifting since you're gonna die
Oh
Oh
Some of the top
It's actually over learn the middle of nowhere
We're at six thousand. Thank God. I have a boat. Oh my god. If you didn't they would have been fries HQ
Where should I head towards oh my god, I don't even know our cords man
Bro, I'll look such my shit. What are the chords?
1280 64
Okay, if I head this direction in about 5,000 blocks will be home
I mean I got all day, bro
Do you?
Yeah, cold slow do something
three seven one two three nine one one
actually that's good message I'm not gonna lie
alright chat while we're just running in the while we're just swimming in the
direction
how's everyone doing today? I'm doing fine good bro thank you
there's a boat under us
I can't believe Lacey's actually in jail bro
We need a free lacy in the chat.
Actually though, I'm throwing up the axe right now.
I'm god, I'm throwing up the axe.
We need a free lacy, y'all.
Guys, if you want a free lacy, drop five gifted.
And if you want to keep them in jail, drop one gifted.
And if you don't want to do any of that, just drop a catlick and sideways.
I'm not gonna lie those eggs were so good with the steak.
I don't know that food is insane. What are you gonna eat after this?
Yo Woges can you get a drone shot?
Woges can you get a drone shot?
Woges I don't know how to do it, just go and call a kid join.
Yo Woges I don't know how to turn on my headset.
What is this chat wait, what is this under I'm serious, what is this look under us
What is this bro hi mine business what is this
It's like a temple boys can we get a water shot ocean monument what's in there I don't
think that has anything to do with us right now
So I feel like we're gonna randomly run into like the nether or the ender pool
We're saying SpongeBob's down there
Wait was that fish out of the
He's probably chilling bruh.
Dude I wish the Scientology building still had the door handle so we could run into it.
Oh my god we'd raid the fuck out of that ship right?
That would actually be a good stream.
Oh my god that would be so hilarious but then I like lowkey let them catch me and keep
recording.
No don't catch me.
next thing you know I'm oh my god I wonder what I would see actually I even
know what Scientology is maybe I'm just guessing it but like what if I just walk
in a science like they're all hanging and they're getting their blood pumped
out of them and it's going into like it's like a bunch of young kids and
there's there it's old people using the young kids blood and they drink it's
a lot and the old people drink it to look younger what if I saw that and
it was on this live I think Scientology is like every dollar you
make you give to them forever basically because you want to it's like I don't know
and then when you die apparently in the overworld like wherever you go you give
more money it's like something crazy what it's like you're forever basically if
you're if you do some science all you have to give them money yeah I'm pretty
sure you give all your money no chat isn't that like how it works no troll
whoa look above us what the fuck holy fucking dude not you forgot to load it
we got to let these jobs she's kind of crazy my client looks it's like we have
to like the end of the fucking world right that's actually tough as fuck
come on let's keep moving dude
is anyone in my chat can you even be free in Scientology or much of them
I don't think it's like no, I think it's some crazy shit. Yeah. Yeah, I don't even know so
Yeah, I think you literally are like they were so far we gotta move
This is Tom Cruise actually in Scientology I
Heard he is I already gives like all this money to them
I'm not kidding, that's insane, I mean no I'm literally laughing because if it's true
like...
Good luck bro, it's just some fucking...
How did you all my fucking caramba?
And I have no food bro, I got bread.
We have a long way to walk, I'm on high.
I got all day.
Are you sending this Xylophone beat?
A little bit.
it so he got me like flying out of my chair
huh um I'm falling I'm really really far I love you
I don't want to cause a forest fire, fuck over all these animals
I have an idea, next time someone asks you if they climb up the fence or something
You should get the float with them, but then snatch their phone and launch it into the valley
Holy forest fire actually
Yeah, it's a good idea, I should do that for sure
Hey, I'm burning, bro. I just wanna cause problems, bro. I'm a menace. I'm a crash
out mic. I don't even know that pole. It's a good pole. COVID poles.
All of my diamonds of hell again. Wait, there's a fucking panda right here. Yo,
First fire it's not fun. Whoa, what the fuck are these cows? How do we make these oh?
My god, this is like the wagyu cows bro. Oh god
Yeah, when they like treat the cow really nice, then they fucking
There's actually so many Aminals shot is actually fire
W. Aminals in the chat
Excuse me, bro coming through
Hi guys, Mr. Warfogs here. Today we're going to be doing a Revelation's Easter Egg.
Our low-key lays, we are 2,000 more blocks away.
Honestly, take off Sub-Only, let's just see what the chat's saying.
I forgot we were even in Sub-Only.
This is nice. This is good music right now too.
How's the vibes in the chat looking right now?
What are you guys looking forward to in life?
Um...
I don't know.
I don't know.
Five gifts for Sarah?
Shout out to the ladies in the chat.
Dying.
I'm dying.
Okay.
Did you just hear that?
Someone was looking at it.
That was my stomach.
Dude.
Ta-da!
Does Lays have a girlfriend?
No.
You're not allowed to have a girlfriend when you work with stable or in a auto.
It's like a rule.
He's got a girlfriend I'd deadass by distance myself
And you got that fucking dumb ass shit
Dude you don't even have it for like content you just have it for the love of the game
That's why it's fucking just I mean it's cringe regardless, but that just like adds fuel to fire
The 2d bitch I just restarted yeah kid restart
You know to kill yourself though. Who's restart? I love watching couples play Minecraft
I'm not having a great time
Stegio
Bobo, it's not really hitting
Yeah, she thinks I'm a man with you, you know that right?
She doesn't want to see how fucking dope our lives are, bro
They're literally dope-ish. Yeah, I'm not even kidding
What can I possibly complain about about a single thing that I did today and yesterday and the day before that?
Yeah, bro, nothing. Let's talk about our life. What am I upset about generally?
Life's just good, bro. Life's good when you're on no-hater aid. Can I get a retreat?
Really just sipping up on that fucking good juice. No cortisol juice
hahahahahaha
Bruce dis me? No!
First of all, it's probably AI
Well, Bruce is on some hatred right now
Bruce, Ron, call me
I'm going to sleep. That's not a lot actually JJ or JJ. You have you leave the chat JJ. I'm actually gonna
I'm gonna ban. I'm gonna ban you
We're almost home dude, so I can do it
So we're running over the curves on the freeway, how do you know I did that? I
I did yesterday by accident you did it when we've got fucking food the night before
yeah and then you're like no it's just a tire
kai's an asshole actually yo kai can you give the thousand subs if you're here right now
okay if you want kai you could also give the thousand subs up a different account guys
This is your time to get to 1,000 subs so that I'll think that Kaisenat's here and everyone will think that it's his hole.
I'm watching from Scotland, it's currently 6am.
Are you watching me on your phone laying down? Is anyone doing that right now?
Anyone watching me on their phone laying down?
5 get there from Sarah.
Cheers.
Okay.
Maybe 995 more and I'll take your car.
You know, only a little bit more Sarah and we're gonna take your Kaisenat.
Dude there was a time where I used to just lay down on my bed on my side while the covers are on me
And I would just watch twitch streams of like it half covering my mouth. You know I'm talking about
You know I'm talking about it. I have covering your mouth. Oh wait the ladies are showing up. Makayla, thank you for another five gifted. Holy shit
Wait.
I used to fall asleep to Twitch streams on my phone.
My god. I put it on and then I was like...
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Someone just said,
Say a number between one and a thousand.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh, easy.
Oh, boy.
Come on.
Okay, now you surprise us.
Now surprise us.
Because obviously, now you're going to do one or three.
Well, actually we don't even know why you said that.
well it's good it's not okay not like not like what the fuck is that what the
fuck is that what is this is hitting you hard kill it what is this that's me
the one in a million oh man we have a glitch sheet what is that
wait wait kill the zombie don't kill the horse no we only hit the zombie see
we can save the horse and we can make a lead matter fucking daddy dude what is a
zombie jockey I'm horse jockey horse drunko wait I've never seen that before
yeah I've never seen that either wait that's one in 199 million but I don't
really chance we have to go buy a lottery ticket then I'm grabbing these
fireflies these are low key nice about to be home dude I don't know dude not
any streams we find a chicken jockey less cinema holy shane
I got a little bit of a that's stuck in my head it's confused people when they
come unlimited fire
what the fuck there's a how's your unlimited fire here that is I don't
I don't even know how to talk that shit out of the world.
I got no way to chat it actually worked.
Oh, what's up? I'm right behind you.
I was gonna say something.
What are you gonna say?
Nah, I think I'll probably double it and pass it on.
Make sure to double it and pass it to the next person.
You got any diesels watching my stream?
Say hello here.
Hey Vinny, are you here?
What's your family?
Chad, what's the coordinates?
Coordinates.
Where is this?
This way, right?
Bro, I can't believe you fucking did a stream with the wrong.
Oh, no.
You did a stream with the wrong and fucking doing...
God damn.
No, these motherfuckers are on us.
You got food? I'm looking to die.
Don't worry about it, bro. I'm in the house.
I'm gonna die I'm gonna die you can't die almost home come on I need food bags
just come come quickly I'm gonna die no I'm gonna think about it run away you're
gonna die go go
over 80 wait what's the last quarter in a chance I'm coming I'm three hard
No geese
I'm about to be not able to
I'm three hearts no geese
I think I see the house right there no I can't see over you. I think I might be seeing some
I
Get right here
Right here. I think it's right here. I'm not gonna
Bang
I
I'm gonna do a little bit of
Crazy
I'm gonna do something fucking crazy. What do you and chat a diamond sword or diamond axe?
I have so much lag right now
For a second we just got fraught offline
The music is, oh my god, it's great.
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, John, John, John, John, go.
Wait, what is a dried gas, dude, Chad, I'm so confused.
Oh, we gotta put it in the water.
Like, are you trolling me or not?
I mean, I assume.
Okay, stay hydrated, maybe it'll grow, maybe it's like grow a girlfriend, maybe it's like
grow a ghast.
I get it.
Get it?
Check what?
I want to ride that little thing.
What?
Alright, so we need to talk.
Sharpness 3 on breaking 3, is that good or does that matter?
Sharpness 3 on breaking 3?
I mean yeah, it's Sharpness 3, that's alright.
I have another right scrap and an ancient debris and I don't know to do any of
And I know that they're both goopy
The fuck do you do with ancient embryo man?
oh that's really really bad and netherite scrab
yeah look google search channel cool channel
alright yeah we're gonna do a quick off stream mining
your Ricardo shut your bitch ass up or I fucking murder you
okay after a quick google search you need to
smelt the ancient debris and then it turns into a matter daddy what the
Fuck are you even talking about bro? I don't know what that is
You don't know what is and I have full another armor
Zero another five Gibson Wow
Geez Louise it should I make another right sword?
Well, I got good. I got good news your bad isn't I don't know what you want to hear first I
I
Actually, I'm really confused how the fuck is netherite scrap used for shut up, bro
I tried to put two into a stick so I can make sure that didn't work
Do I hear the good news or the bad news you let me know
Let's go bad first bro bad news is
Shut up with the good news. The good news is we're ready to go to the nether
Bad news is well quick correction. I think you're gonna say
Bad news, the good news is we're ready to go to the end.
The bad news is, that's the end of the video!
I think we should leave them off with a cliffhanger, because next episode we're probably going
to go to the end and we're going to kill the fucking Ender Dragon.
Holy shit!
Yeah, leave them off with a cliffhanger, because why not, a little edger, not a bad
idea.
Dude, now they're going to watch the next video, so make sure to put on post notifications
Do what you guys got to do.
Anything you want to say to the viewers dude?
Remember to try and like the video with your eye
and don't try liking it if you're not going to use your eye because
well, your house will get an A-palm strike.
It's a little aggressive.
Anyways y'all, make sure to like and subscribe.
Me and Laze will see you guys in the next episode dude.
Double G, double peace.
Thank fucking God bro, oh my God.
I'm not in pain bro, I want to really get drunk and beat my girl bro.
Yeah, I'm rolling up right now. I got this fucking dumb broad coming over bro. Shit like I don't even know
She's so fucking stupid, bro. I was like yeah, you can come we'll watch a show or something like
God I hate doing that little Minecraft side
Fucking hell man. I'm just waiting for our viewers to cry
God bro, holy shit
That was fun
All right, man, um till next time. Oh, yeah catch on the flip. All right, then
We space
No, you leave first
No, you leave first
All right boys
Lots just like it those good fucking vibes great fucking energy
Life is fucking amazing
Little eight and a eight hour stream again
Bro, let me stream like three days in a row eight hours. I gotta take a break
Just kidding tomorrow
We are live
After the YouTube shoot, so it'll be a little bit of a late stream
But me and Marlon will cook again. Maybe do some tacos. No ghosts. They were the five gifted. Thank you
So we will not be
Streaming early so if you expect to stream early don't be early. We're gonna be late. We'll be late night Bob
And then yeah, they'll probably some thunder and lightning tonight for Jason. Yo Jason are you ready for the thunder?
I don't think he heard me. I'm just kidding
Good fucking vibes today chat dead ass the streams have been fucking amazing
But I don't know what it is, but y'all just keep showing up every single fucking day.
The streams have been so much fun.
Thank you to anyone who subbed today.
Thank you to anyone who don't know.
We have some bangers lined up coming soon.
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