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05-06-2026 ยท 6h 50m
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Really I'm what's good Daniel what's good?
Rats what's good? Angel was good. Can't go
Be dog was good solos was good a z was good j was good
Hello, good man. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
They really live a month was stopped in the three months. How you doing? Thank me 11 months again. What's good thing? Hey?
Hey, hey, hey chat.
How much of a delay we have?
Type high when you hear me.
One, two, three, four, five, six.
Okay, six seconds, six, seven seconds.
I mean, it's not bad.
We can fix it later.
I'll just fix it later.
Fix it later, Outlaw.
Yo, what's good, Josh?
How you doing, bro?
Yo, what's good, Cax?
What's good, banana?
Five, get the fuck five in, shout out five in.
I don't know if I should say that name,
But yeah, they were the 45 months also.
Drew, we hate Drew.
Can I get a fuck Drew in the chat, dead ass.
Hey, good morning everyone.
Am I late?
Wait, am I late to my stream or no?
Am I late?
Am I late?
It is 110, and Loki is 110.
It is 110, it is 110.
All right, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.
First and foremost, get your L-Rons out.
Do it, do it, do it and do it quick, bro.
Do it and do it quick.
That ass do it and do it quick, bro.
Do it and do it fucking quick.
Do it and do it fucking quick, bro.
Just get it out.
Wait a minute, frawl flight with a tan gift, dude.
Everyone say thank you.
Give him strokes, y'all, y'all know the deal.
Give him strokes.
I don't wanna see no duck smoking cigarette
when I speak right now, okay?
I don't wanna see it.
I don't wanna hear it.
I don't wanna feel it, okay?
So let's just do this quick and let's do this.
Okay, I'm gonna cover the fucking shit.
Oh, well, get rid of the, listen.
Yesterday, y'all, I was shooting for YouTube,
for you guys, you, yes, you, you, you right there, you.
I was shooting for you, bro.
Trying to put out the best content.
Yo, and get this, get this.
After I'm done filming, maybe,
May God kill Scorpio to if I'm lying I'm driving on the way home
Yo, I get hit by a car and my car does circles 50 times on the way to the gym
Yeah, no, yeah, yeah, so I I couldn't stream yesterday and if I wondering yo did the car get fixed I
I took it to a shop and I got it fixed in less than a day so don't worry we're
all good I'm safe I'm not injured I feel good you know what I'm saying yeah I
believed you until you said Jim it's the road okay yo dude dude dude dude dude
anyways um
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Was to become a fucking gardener today bro actually good idea take care of her for a month
He's cultured unlike you
Guys, what do you think my culture is like what like guys? I am cultured. I feel like I'm cultured. I don't know
I feel like I'm culture. I used to play plants versus zombies. That's a good game. No anyone else. That's a good game
He want to grow his own weed dude. That's not legal actually is it Lee Curry coins and coins and smelling
Dude also by the way, y'all could say cap all you want
This morning y'all I went to the gym with Jason and I boxed for the first time
Now I'm not even kidding when I say this y'all could say cap. I swear to God
Dude, I basically told the guys that were there the box is not putting cap for one second. Just listen. Damn. I
Told them I'm like yo, I don't want to drink any water this whole time
Ask Jason, ask Jason, ask Jason, I barely, bro, I only drank water at the end and I didn't,
I wasn't allowed to sit down at all because I'm practicing for the diamond gym.
Me and Jinxie are officially locked in, we're going to the diamond gym, yes.
I'm so locked in that I'm scared.
saying GG I'm so locked in that I'm actually fucking scared of God I'm
genuinely scared for my fucking life I'm so serious I'm actually scared but but
I'm thinking about messaging a certain somebody let me know what you guys think
I think that this would be fucking hilarious I already messaged him I
messaged foosie tube and I want foosie to put me through a workout bro that I
I want him to put me through an extreme workout.
Because I think this would be fucking hilarious if FuziTube put me through a workout and pushed
me to my fucking limits.
But I want him to push me.
All y'all are saying cinema deals cinema cinema.
Oh my god, he messaged me back.
He said, my favorite streamer in all caps.
good I'm down would be fire let's set up a date but I need you to actually push
me no I'm not gonna lie no troll who's gonna quit first me or Jinxie if we were
both in the diamond gym who's quitting first dude who's quitting first no no it
can't be me on God on God on God on every single person I swear I I'm
I'm physically, I'm not quitting.
I'm not quitting because I know if I quit,
while we're live streaming, if I quit while we're live,
bro, I don't, okay, let's just say chat.
Let's role play, let's role play right now.
I just went live though, let's role play.
Yo, ready?
Yo, JXC, I don't know if I can do this anymore.
I'm out of here and I just leave.
What is this chat gonna turn into?
What is this chat gonna turn into?
Bro, I don't think I'll ever hear the fucking end of it.
It's cloudy.
Nice.
It's cloudy.
Sun-Yin.
L-bit rate.
Fart.
Fart.
Fart.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
L-bit rate.
L-bit rate.
L-quitter.
L-quitter.
I'm gonna be so dead honest with you.
If I end up quitting the Diamond Gym, would y'all ever let that go or no?
Seriously, if I quit the Diamond Gym, would y'all ever let that go?
ever let it go? No. No, no, no, no, no. Okay, but what if, first time chatterers say no,
yo, yo, yo dude, you don't even know me. You don't even know me. You've been following me for two
days. God, you got me spitting everywhere, dude. You dead ass got me spitting everywhere. Like,
you don't even know me, me hope. Yo, I'm going to be so honest with you. I'm scared, but should I be
scared or not? Bro, Jason told me I'm gonna die.
Bro, I'm not even kidding. This image of Ankh has been in my fucking head for the
last like three days no freaky shit I'm actually scared of dying what are the
chances I dead-ass die like I'm 30% body fat
put on that one spot with view oh my god bro what are you messaging me site
xqc fraud watch is this in the news for today back to fridge you juicer cock
Excuse me, you will never get that lucky gonna be my record now that for
wait
Excuse me lost this record. What a fucking dork. I knew I knew I knew that guy was a fucking fraud of a gamer
Excuse me if they fucking throw it up a gamer
Wow fucking actually insane. I'm not gonna lie. I did. I'm not that good at being a minor
There's no way I could ever beat the game in 14 minutes, but um, I was mean speeder at 1.5 million
Wait, what mean speeder dead ass at 1.5 million. Oh, are you dead ass?
Are you dead ass so we are going to do IRLs and then we're also going to do a
little bit of desktop today so it should be a fucking good stream sorry for not
streaming yesterday I was busy working bro symbol is that um yeah yeah yeah
simple as that bro um did you see that David Dobrik got a new car yeah but I
bet it's not that much money it's not cooler than our car just it's not cooler
than our cars in this fucking chat am I right come on bro that shit is like
no you can't be you know you can't have a cooler car than stable fucking Ronaldo
bro dead ass bro like dead ass it's 1.2 million dollars yeah I guess I guess
David Dover bought a 1.2 million dollar car bro come on bro you know me guys guys
I have a dope car thank you for the five gifted hands thank you so much bro much
appreciate my brand new car that I fully customized like colors design the
whole thing it's the Aston Martin Valhalla I have not seen this color or
this car in person at all Aston Martin reached out to me like thing is like you
gotta go so saying there's gonna get one every time one of us good thing what
What happens when I go over a s**t?
It's very br**t.
Oh my god!
It literally looks like a space car.
You should've got a million dollar car.
I'm gonna f**k you.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. So this trash was saying mog because it's a million dollars.
So basically, if my car was one million dollars, y'all would say I'm cool.
So it's the price that makes it cool. It's the price.
Like yo, yo dude, literally a space s**t.
Yes, yes, yeah, okay and built in great Britain for Zane hija's oh my god
He's in the ass to do it. Oh nice
Y'all know that reference or no also by the way Drake's album May 14th at midnight. Are we watching it?
Yes, or no, I need to know y'all opinion right now
I'm down to fuck a watch it deras deras
I'm down. I'm down to listen to it, bro
Um, someone just launched a live WL tracker for Lays in the Stable chat.
It tracks every Lays WL comment in real time.
Leaderboard shows the biggest glazers and biggest haters.
I'm not gonna lie, this is the most dick ride shit I've ever fucking seen in my whole life, bruh.
Oh my fucking god.
Oh my fucking god.
So you guys are now tracking how many L's and W's he has, bruh.
Hi Ronnie. Hey, what's up dude? How are you bro? Um, let's honestly speed run this because I
Y'all no troll. I told y'all the ladies are gonna catch on soon. You see this shit or no
Bro, just wait. I'm not even kidding. Just fucking wait
Stop putting the cat looking sideways. Just fucking wait until I get asked to lose some weight once I lose weight
It's over FL segment for today. No, don't worry, bro. I bought a piano. We're gonna do a 24-hour piano stream for the chat
um
What is this might be like? Oh, I already saw this
Silky lays to me after Ron ends every night is gonna be peak
I'm so happy silk out the room because it feels more open and lively compared to his old setup
I'll be honest with you silky being in the living room is fucking amazing compared to the basement facts or no
bro when when when silky was in the basement there was zero way like to
get to him there was no bit rate and there was also just like it is just
dead it was just no windows no nothing I'm so glad that he moved upstairs and
honestly bro I love silky bro I want to do more shit with him he'd be live
early sometimes so hoping um dude we filmed YouTube yesterday it was actually
hilarious Silky's hilarious was gonna wait but don't want people making this
Oh, W core discord y'all if y'all want to join skip the epic vid, please well now that I now that you said it
I actually have to react to it
So if you guys want to be mad at someone be mad at 8 tons 11 be mad at him bro
Emotional announcement
Yo, what's up, Ron?
Look I just want to say this
Well, I mean you guys shouldn't be liking this. Why doesn't have a hundred likes and 32 comments?
Yo, what's up, Ron?
Look, is Peter the goat mad?
It's been an honor being in this Twitter community, and I'm sad to see it go, but unfortunately
I guess Twitter is just being a bitch, but there are rules, unfortunately, but let's
to say this though, I am glad I got to post my words and my truth and my opinions. And
clearly people hate it on me, but also I don't really give a shit about haters because I'm
I'm glad I was in this community, helping out Ron the best in my ability, and it brings
me tears that the community is now going to be gone, but unfortunately, that's just part
of life.
Nothing stays the same forever, things change, but hopefully, I chase, I scratch that.
I know for- Does anybody even understand what he's saying?
The fact, we're only finding the other way.
Because he's a good person.
And no matter what happens next, I will be with him all the way.
And I know for a fact that a lot of people will say that,
oh, I'm just a fucking dick writer.
What does he even say?
It's new for you.
I'm actually trying to support people.
If you're okay, understand that. Back the fuck off.
And Ron?
I hope you have a great day bro.
Thank you bro.
Remember.
I'm not gonna lie epic, I feel like it's my duty with the stable community.
We gotta fly you out bro and get you a role.
No cap.
New era man.
Fucking W3 bro.
And honestly, I just wanna say.
Did he just replay the song?
Honestly, I just wanna say.
I am so glad I've talked to you, Ron.
But you're just a good friend.
Rest in peace, Epic, bro.
Like I said, have a great day.
Epic out.
Rest in peace, bro.
You will be missed, bro.
Peter the goat said, I should have pulled out.
Epic, more like unimpressive.
I'm calling your mom.
No, this is my 9-11.
Fat piece of con, fat.
Yo, what is, yo, yo, yo, yo, what is going on, bro?
Yo, like, what is going on in this, ah.
Yo, oh my God.
Yeah, there's some interesting shit we need to eliminate people like this all right so streamers can go all around recording
I remember when they're recorded. It's weird. You're right, bro
And next time I see a couple brotherhood or something camera in their face with the times bro. You're right
I'm a bad streamer Elron
Ladies has silky dying a laughter over his Maddox daddy joke hitting on Celine
No, it was not wait, what?
I knew you as matter that you know is she fucking stupid
I never heard Madder Daddy in my life.
How does she like...
What the fuck is Madder Daddy like?
Like how do you fall for this, Selene?
I don't understand it though, Che.
What the fuck is the matter daddy?
I miss Jerry bro, we're Jerry at dude. Um, I did see this is anyone want to see me actually vlog
I don't know people would want me to log more, but like I gotta like it. It's fun
Um, I also did see this rest in peace swift this shit was extremely sad, bro
I'm glad I got to see um, you know swift before
or the passing, but rest in peace.
Damn, that's crazy.
That is crazy.
I messaged Cutie, but I'm sure she's upset right now.
So this mod website doesn't work.
By the way, do not fucking believe this at all.
It's propaganda.
30 people were needed to lift FACCITY up.
Look at your ballots for me!
More!
I'm not kidding.
What certain weight will you just explode?
Is that possible as a human to just randomly explode?
Yo!
Bro, like, dude, he's big, he's a big fucking dude, right?
Oh, shout out to Senna by the way, I don't know why, but she posted on Twitter and Instagram
the Ultra Drop.
Shout out to her, deadass, this is obviously the new Ultra Drop.
She's goading for this, deadass, she's goading, I didn't, and then you guys put this minion
looking up.
Um, I don't know what it was but I saw someone in the comments of the ultra shit and said you the real ultra at Sima
I don't really know what that means. You know, I'm confused
You guys always like are so nice to like girls, but you're never ever supportive of like me
Like you never ever show me this much love like you never are like like like ready. I don't know. Let's practice, bro
Like I know I'm going live y'all
YOOOOO!
YOOOOO!
It's like I see the word you're a monster, dude.
Like, I'm not a fucking monster, man!
I'm not a fucking monster!
What is this?
Holy edwitt, mijo.
I look, you look good with that, with it on, no?
Um...
Dude?
Uh, anything else that I missed that's important?
Into...
Can we please get a snush lubes collab?
Dude, um, I tuned into...
Uh, I tuned into...
The first day that, like, all the FaZe guys...
FaZe?
Like, StrUka?
Your house or whatever?
Like, I tuned into a stable Ronaldo stream.
And I was shocked to...
Because I've never tuned into their stream, ever.
clips and it's actually clip farming like it's kind of insane like it's a moment of the stream was
them setting up a clip which is kind of crazy so like I don't understand this term clip farming I
still don't really understand it because it's like I don't think it's like like I don't understand
I still don't understand it pretty impressive I guess making kind of clip farming listen bro I saw
this guy on my tic-tac for you page and it was him covering up Rihanna with his fucking head
Saying, wow, she looks so good, she looks so good, blah, blah.
And I couldn't fucking see what she looked like
because you were covering her fucking face.
I don't know if anyone saw it, bro.
Like, I had like four million views, dude.
But I have seen him.
I think I saw him in a little Uzi video.
He's pretty funny, pretty funny dude, bro.
What is this?
It is a epidemic of out of control ego in the stream of worlds.
It is, it is, these guys like really believe that they are these like globally renowned
household names. You're not there yet. You're not there yet. Every 12 to 16 to 17 year old kid knows
who you are. I'm not doubting that. I sat on the plane with a chiropractor who's 52 years old
today on the way down to Florida and he was telling his wife about something that happened
eight years ago. You're not there yet. You're not there yet. Like literally Jake, Jake Paul,
Logan Paul not to be a meat rider, but I'm gonna do it. Let's speak objectively. Our household fucker is okay
Marlin is not so that that part was on Marlin. First of all, don't ever talk to the king like that ever again
I'm gonna be honest with you fucking ego, bro
Fucking ego, bro. That's that that's Marlin. That's the prince the king of everything. Are you crazy?
Okay, I don't even Jake should have never made that ridiculous tweet about Jeff
Is he fucking is he fucking crazy? Is he fucking crazy? Is he crazy?
Well, I'm not a lot I would take Mike a little serious, but the only thing is bro like deadass
I don't know every time I see a Mike Maylac clip. I always think of the
Mr. Beast should have joined face clan imagine fit or cloud house imagine cloud gang mr.
Beast like I don't know if anyone's seen that clip, bro
Like I don't know. I can't think I'm serious all the all the time, but I'll be honest with you, bro
more than a dick rider, that's the prince, the king, the everything, we not worried about
you bro, worried about you man, uh miho, very nice, very nice, very nice, um wait it's effing,
on God. Tactical EMP.
Girl, I can't decide if you want to say I tried.
Chloe Parker calls out Stable Rinaldo for making fun of a 12-year-old brother for content.
So this is who Chloe Parker is. Got it. Hold on.
I'm not gonna lie bro, do I even react to this, like I'm just being farmed to promote
Fucking only fans at this point, but I don't even know who you are dead ass your your brother was a cool kid
I made a simple joke that he even giggled at
Like I think you care more because you want to react to it to promote yourself
I'm not gonna lie. Yo, maybe stop fucking following us simple as that and there's like three different times
I'm pretty sure I don't fucking care, dude
And I wasn't talking about kicking him by the way. I was talking about kicking him from the Xbox party
It's a reference with the shape of Italy, etc
Um, yeah, I just I just wanted to kick him out of the party simple as that
I would never want to ever ever kick someone in person never, but I made a silly joke
You know neon, you know talk to you or whatever. I was like, oh, they were telling me that's neon's girl blah blah blah
So I'm gonna kick this guy from the party dude simple as that man simple as that wish you the best though
Wish you the best wish you the best. Yeah
I'm sure I'll get stream sniped another time though facts are now. Oh my god. They posted it
Yo, Sina, why are you surprised that we posted you you guys couldn't see
I did the shoot one bro Sina. Can you do us a favor? Can you tell all the girl viewers?
Tell all the girl viewers to just like come on over to buy clothes. Oh, please
Please if you want to go see it's on the ultra page. I know
The photo shoot I told you that ass shout out to the she's the gopher now
Um, you're such a weirdo, this is why I stopped watching you, replied with sun.
Bro, you're a fucking 19 month sub trolling man.
You know how many fucking idiots in this channel are just gonna listen to you?
Holy fuck man.
Um, what is this?
Valorant Pro, Tyler Simporter has died at 21, phone, what?
Wait, what happened?
For the core accident Jesus arrest in peace
I'm not gonna lie
That's for that's really crazy. Wait a former two seven also. Wait, how big was this core accident? What?
Damn rest in peace dude, that's scary. I'm sorry
Um, no stream today.
I subbed for three streams a month and the classic I'm too tired to sit at desk.
I'm not even kidding girl, someone find me this guy's switch.
Hold on, hold on, I gotta find your twitch account, bro.
Cause what the fuck do you mean, bro?
I subbed for three streams a month.
So I've only streamed three times this month.
In the last 30 days, you're trying to tell me that I only streamed for fucking three
days.
Yeah, this chat is a fucking, this chat is a dork central, man.
Everyone in here are dorks, D-O-R-C-K-E-S, dorks, holy fucking shit.
Now they gotta recreate this.
Records on the fingers and a just can't stop
So you want us to recreate the TikToks they made
what in the fuck yes yes yes so me silky Marlin so you want me to debt same
fits so you want me to dead ass I'm not ever no I'm not ever doing this
um Kai's and that share of these Kai's should not Kai's and that
I was sitting outside watching the sunset after the snap over no friends in the industry.
No friends in that industry I had to draw the line between my brothers and my enemies
A fact, niggas gotta start if you don't want to keep
He said he's the Thanos of streaming, meaning he's the greatest old time and he's sitting
down looking at the current state of streaming since it's become so turbo and the song is
hinting at how he's not your friend anymore
Keep it rap, yeah you hit us up and now we owe you something
Friends in that industry my brothers been my brothers man
I'm gonna be honest with you, do you think he's gonna come back?
The streaming?
What do y'all think?
I got my license today?
I don't give a fuck!
You're banned for ever interrupting my stream,
trying to fucking make this stream about you, bro.
You're gone for good.
You're gone for good.
You're ever on ban him, mods.
Leave a note on his name too, so I remember.
Me and him have a stream planned in the summer,
so hopefully.
I'm gonna be honest with you, bro.
Me and Kai do have something cooking up for y'all.
We have something cooking up for you guys, bro.
So don't worry, he will be back soon, bro.
Yeah.
Elrond.
Bro, guys, it was a joke.
I didn't actually ban him, dude.
Congratulations on your driver's license.
Make sure to always go fast in the school zone.
It's a myth.
It is a myth that you can't speed into school zone.
Also, another thing, real quick.
How many viewers do you think Kai's gonna get
on his first stream back?
I'm actually curious.
Not that it really matters,
but I am curious, well he took like seven months off.
The last time I took off seven months of streaming,
I came back in June of 2023 and I had 300 viewers.
Drop a me if you remember that stream.
Don't say, actually no, don't even say me
because none of you guys were there for that fucking stream.
None of you guys were actually even fucking there
for that stream.
Edit of you, I hope you like it.
I
Dead-ass thought like who it who is this who is this?
I don't know who this is, bro. I don't know who this fucking is, bro.
Twitch has changed mine on all our random videos and all sorts of stuff.
I'll go to be streaming the platform. Wait, so I could go on the monkey app?
Wait, I could go on the monkey app?
Deadass? Can I go on the... Wait, if I go on that app, what happens if someone shows their, like,
bare asshole like what if someone dead ass shows their asshole or something like
will I get banned still or no will I still get banned yes yes oh you say it's
AI I mean bro bro last time that happened I almost got bit what did you
just make me fucking click holy shit me and speed are 1.8 million viewers holy
Holy shit. Wait, 1.8 million viewers? What's the biggest live stream? You're a manager!
What? I'm on the poor YouTube. Wait, what's the biggest live stream ever?
Dude, what the fuck am I lagging dude? 9 million? Wait, who?
who had 9 mil
Bye boxing
Wait, what happened this
Wait, he had 9 million viewers watch him
What the fuck is she just sold out?
On Twitch?
Say on God.
How's that even possible?
Wait, is this the thing that Marley was supposed to fill?
to fight on like got offered why would he not do this nine million people dead
ass low key I would get like what would actually know cuz if Marlin got knocked
out would he lose all of his aura no bro Marlin is too cool brah I don't want
to see him bro Marlin got knocked out bro I just wouldn't be able to like no I
just wouldn't I just wouldn't be able to look at him the same dude anyone else
agree or no like I just wouldn't be able to look at him the same like he's just
I don't know is that dick riding or no is that dead-ass dick riding you call me d1 all you want
But like brothers the truth look and
My IP address is gone teaches. Oh, it means hi. Just in case it actually does show the IP. That's the one auto
You look good today. Thank you, bro
Wait, what am I looking for
4 million
7 million view 7 million viewers on twitch
What the fuck does that even, yo, what the fuck do you think a 180 ad looks like on
Twitch with 7, 8.6 million viewers, 9 million viewers, what do you think, what do you think
an ad looks like, a 3 minute ad?
Bro, I'm not gonna lie, that has to be at least a fucking matter of daddy max, wait
no?
Holy shit.
That is insane.
Yo, if you need me to box bra on your car,
you let me know, dude.
You dead ass let me know.
You dead ass let me know, bro.
You dead ass let me know.
Me and Rod are cooking something up.
Your profile checks out, bro.
Uh, Lex!
I need you here, Justin Case.
Not yet though, but just come.
A TV show is recorded in Cherry Hill, New Jersey.
Have you been here?
I don't know why I have this fucking white baller on my fucking bottom of my screen.
Dude, and on my internet, are you fucking skinny-ho?
Thank you for choosing Beyond Hair.
Are you just speaking?
How may I help you?
Oh, my god, you really don't do y'all even want a cherry on New Jersey stream. Yes or no the yellow one
I don't know if it's safe, but I would be down to do it. I would be down to do it
Yes, I mean, I don't know how safe it would be though. I
Did I don't know how safe this shit would be I
Don't know like if something bad might happen. I don't know fuck cherry hill bet bet bet bet bet bet
I'm on my bed. You've been a nice nice nice. Hey, Lays
How are you good?
Well, you know I foxed it
Well, I fuck it look at this shit
What do you want to see what do you want to see?
It was like a little like
Like a little like one two
Like I'm not looking kind of like yeah, yeah, you see that you see that rock this yeah, I'm looking good, dude
Bro wait, so you want to become a gardener today? I
Don't know. I was thinking like what's the shit that we could do that like?
Add to the house that could like benefit everyone
Okay, like, live today, gardening stream on Twitch, picking plants with the curl.
Should I tweet this?
Should this be my, should this be the go live?
Live now with extreme content.
Extreme gardening.
Extreme gardening.
Twitch.tv slash stable.
How many, this has got to get millions of likes now.
It might get more than fucking iGoI boxing.
Hello viewers are coming in. Hey chat if you're here from the gardening stream and
Then how do this guy comment me ho in less than two seconds like how is it even possible to see my tweet and comment?
Wait, they're saying what does that mean? What does it say? I bought oh I bought I was
Bro, did you see David Dover bought a three a two million dollar car? Yeah
Like do I sell my car I mean
I think he bought it, but he had a power of C geek
Yo, yo freedom bro. Are you just trying to get me to react to Chloe first fucking chip rotor only this I'm confused
Why do you you spam this now three times now and I already reacted to it you fucking dork holy shit
So I've got that boy up wrong the gardening segment is about a hit
Guys, I'm not gonna react to rugs video. I want you guys to go react to it
But from what I do understand rug did
Shout me out, bro. He did shout out the new core chat. I spent a day with the world's richest streamers
Who the fuck is that right here? Who the fuck is this?
Who the fuck is that guy?
Who is this too, why do I look?
Behind me is a dude shout out rug by the way he shouted out look at us
He put us in the fucking description, dude. He put us in the description, man
And then the core channel guys zero fucking likes in 40 minutes. That's nice. That's nice, bro
You put us in the fucking description now. What a good fucking dude, bro
Oh, I gotta show you guys what rug bought me or should I spoil it or no?
Should I spoil it or no? I don't want it. I want you guys to go react to it. I shouldn't react to it
I should let him have it also by the way uploaded a new car video by the way W car video
Um, it was fucking a dope car video. Yeah. Yeah, I don't want to tell you guys exactly what it is
No, did you see that one dude who got caught by Judy on?
I heard he got
And like it was bad my client is bad. I'm pretty sure he was like
Yeah, but he spent all his car points
No, speak easy no
Wait, is this the is this the tech luck you see me fat ready?
Yeah, yeah, I'm pretty sure that's I'm really pretty sure it's exactly what it is
What is the $25 cheese pizza? What does that mean?
Oh, that's a default.
What?
Define cheese pizza.
I don't get it.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
All right.
Let's put that back.
Oh, no.
Is it rolling?
What?
Is it rolling?
Um, bro, for some reason my neck hurts so bad, I'm not even kidding, but I can't look
all the time.
I'm not kidding.
Um, alright, let's just start the day, bro.
You know what I'm saying?
It's a great day today, chat.
Um, every day is a great day when you wake up.
Let that be a lesson, you know what I'm saying?
Because you never know.
One day you might just not wake up.
That's just the truth.
And every time there's a little bit of truth in the world it's full of lies.
Remember that quote?
That's a quote by Kanye West.
Do I have any clean fucking shit, bro?
Bro, I don't have anything clean.
It's him.
Bro, I don't want to do laundry.
I know.
Doing laundry is so boring.
Like, why can't my girlfriend just help me?
Like...
She's...
It's probably good.
Bro, chat.
Kenny got mad yesterday.
Cause me and Lays were fucking, bro.
Like, I'm like, bruh, shut up.
Like your game on, like, shit wasn't really hidden, so we should have taken off the ground.
I found out that lady's buying me a Chanel bag too.
The graffiti Chanel bag.
Bro, I don't know what to wear, bro. These socks are like yellow on the bottom.
Yeah, but like, look at the bottom of your feet.
Bro, I think it's like, it's like, it's like rock hard.
Oh man, I'm already out of breath.
That's not easy.
Dude, this life is fucking, life right now, you're not talking about.
I know.
Um, I look cute, I'm good.
Yes, by the way.
What's your name?
What's your name?
Oh, he's cheese right here.
I mean, just...
Well, you're heavy.
Bro, this shit smells.
Fuck that.
I'm not in a lot.
That shit stinks.
Dead ass, that shit stinks, bro.
Yeah, I'm gonna hit one of these.
Why not?
Who cares what I'm wearing?
I'm gonna put it in a stable and I'm gonna get some fuck.
Yeah, it's not that deep.
It's really not that deep.
I'm wearing an archive right now.
Do I look like I'm wearing an archive?
Dude, are you like 50 years from now?
I say so.
Ultra on the archives?
Is that the 1026 March Ultra Drop?
You know what you have there?
Bro, look at this color, Chad.
Chad, should I do this?
Just go to the balcony.
Bro, I found this color.
It's like paint.
But it's like this company.
I'm not going to say what it is.
I'm not going to get the three promo.
But, bro, they want to wrap my Porsche with, like, I don't know what it is, bro.
Like, you see how many colors this is?
Like I don't think I want to do this though, but everyone was like in this house was like, bro
That's fucking nuts
I can't tell if it was crazy, I'm telling you that I'm a person
You see it's like pink?
And then it's like
I don't know if the green is picking up on can- oh yeah, yeah
It's like weird
Turn more down into your face a little bit
Yeah, yeah, yeah it is
Like is that bad, you think?
This is like metallic, this is like weird
No, that's why I said too much
I said it's too much matter for my dad
Yeah, that's right
But I don't know though, they said it's never made down before.
Dude, I kind of look choppy.
What you did was walk past me there.
I thought you saw it happen in real time.
You saw it on yourself.
I don't know, bro.
Just too many colors.
I don't care.
I can't wear white, bro, when I'm this fat right now.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, give me two months though.
Okay.
Just give me one more.
Right.
Wait, is this one hanging with fat too?
Shirt pole. I'll eat.
I'm not hot.
Loopy 300 shirt pole.
Why won't she get to 100k subs?
You know what I used to do when I was in school?
I used to get made fun of.
They used to call me Big Body.
That's what I used to do, look.
I'm stretching my shirt.
What?
That is not tech.
No it is.
See?
That looks like a looser.
Hey!
Maranen!
Welcome to the core compound.
Chad, what kind of plant should we garden today?
You know?
Dude, I don't even know a tree.
A fucking tree?
Yeah, maybe like a tree, buy some plants, maybe to hang on your balcony too.
I thought we're gonna dig some shit in the backyard.
Yeah.
Put some, can they sell weed at home in the evening?
Oh, no.
No?
Come on.
We're gonna dig for a garden in the backyard and then go, bro.
Get some shit going.
The fuck is your guy asking you?
I'm gonna check my leg.
Fat bitch.
What's your need today?
Fuckin' sleep.
Yo dude.
Huh?
I'm going to become a gardener today.
You're becoming a gardener?
Yeah, I was wondering if you wanted any specific plants that you need in the backyard.
Um...
I would like a blue bonnet.
A what?
A blue bonnet.
What's a blue bonnet?
Okay, yes sir. One blue bonnet at all?
Blue bonnet...
Can I get weed?
No, they don't sell that.
They don't sell weed?
No.
They like weed?
No.
Uh, apple tree?
Okay bet. Okay bet.
Figure that out. Alright.
It's a banal tree.
What? What?
A spring roll tree?
Alright, I'll just try to erase this.
What the fuck is your fat ass looking at?
Look at that.
Like I said that right?
Alright, I'll leave it to you.
Alright, here we come to see you.
Who blew up this-
Did you shit in there?
No.
I shit in my name back.
Oh my god, it's so big. Fucking.
Come on.
Are you guys out of here?
I gotta check something.
Let's roll.
Are you trying something in there?
Something with a snake in there.
No, no, no, no, just like that.
I got a victory.
I got a victory.
Well done.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Okay.
Dude, they're saying the float is buzzing.
Action.
Dude, you can't be reading chat anymore.
You're banned from reading the chat.
Understand me?
No more chat life.
No more chat life.
Chat, introducing, you know what I'm saying?
I haven't shown you all this yet.
Come on, everyone, don't be shy.
You know, I haven't shown you all this yet.
But I wrapped our car.
Take a look at it, bro.
It's kind of nice today, huh?
In the sun?
You look kind of nice in the sun?
It's looking kind of nice in the sun.
In the sun?
In the mijo?
Not bad, bro.
Shall we?
Yeah, stop in the bad way.
Wait, actually, should we check out the backyard
and make sure we know what we're doing?
Do you want to?
Yeah, we probably should, huh?
Chad, what type of plants are like normal for a backyard again?
We could do tomato.
Tomato.
It's a mock-a-lot, bro.
It takes a while.
But this would be a thing that we upkeep every stream though.
But there's one thing that I'm worried about
There's fucking hawks and bunnies in the backyard. Okay. That's really true. That's honestly so what the fuck are they?
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest. Are they gonna eat it? Yeah, they both. So what do we do?
Do we buy like a gun? There's like a little- just hunt bunnies for a stream. There's like a round fence
You can put around just the plant
but
Okay, so Chad if we put the plants right here is that bad? We do a little deeper maybe. I don't know
This is also like pretty bad soil bro. Like this isn't even real soil. How do you know about this stuff?
My grandma, yeah, bro. She's still with us. Yeah, they play for a little bit at least
That's the one who scared me, huh? I
Fuck your grandma
Wait all this dirt is dead. It's really dry. Yeah, I mean maybe if we dig though, it'll get like more red
Now that works like underneath. Maybe it's better wait, but
What the fuck you might as well try okay, so where we okay?
So we have to build like you know in Minecraft where you've got to build like a lime
And then do we have to put water buckets in it?
So how does it work? Okay, we'll buy like a watering thing. Okay, and then we'll buy a few shovels. Okay gloves
Okay, and the seeds wherever we need wherever seeds we need. Okay, and then
I think that's it. What would you buy the plants? Put them in. Yeah, you can do that too. Is that more fun? We can do both.
Chad, will it grow on this? I don't know.
There's a lot of like snake holes and like I don't know at all
I mean I feel like it can grow
I don't know bro
Yo guys by the way I don't know if you guys are ever gonna see this video but
Silky got me to say grenade five times and he recorded it and I don't know what
it sounded like but do not listen to that propaganda if he ever decides to
post it but he told me to say it five times and I didn't know what it was
I mean, if he quotes that, we have the Jerry Files.
I do have the Jerry Files.
Why is bro a 2K brown shirt?
I can't even fucking chill anymore, dude.
I did ask you to chill.
Yo, yo, I got mixed.
Come on, dude, get in.
It's a fucking sauna.
I'm not gonna lie.
Oh, it is a little warm.
Oh, it's a fucking lot.
Oh my God.
Yo, oh my God, I have a bang-o-shrim idea.
I'm not even fucking kidding.
I literally think there's a 100% chance I know what you're gonna say.
Let's get five puppies.
Let's get five puppies and host a puppy battle royale.
We put them in a car that's hot.
And we see which one outperforms the others.
And host a puppy battle royale.
We put them in a car that's hot.
Guys, Phantom has a different color, purple.
Phantom's purple is satin, mine is gloss metallic.
So, if you guys wanna dick ride,
at least dick ride with proper information.
All right, let's check this out.
All right, let's check out home.
Actually, let's not go to Home Depot,
let's go to Summer Depot first.
There was a, there's a gardening place like five miles away,
but it's like 18-minute drive.
Gardening place?
Yeah.
How do you know?
What else?
The good gardening spot?
I mean, it kinda looks good with the greenhouse.
What the fuck is a greenhouse?
It's like the clear house with like a bunch of plants and shit, and those people will be like, probably pros.
Like, they'll lead us in the right direction if we have questions.
Dude, why is Kimmy gatekeeping? Why are you gatekeeping the spot?
What'd she say?
Hey, I'm trying to find the spot that we that we go to
Shows the water she doesn't want to see me in you fuck anymore. It's getting annoying some haters shit
Well, check me on this. Would y'all pay money to see me in this fuck
And
And the gre
All right, wait, you want to go to that spot or Home Depot chat? Which one's better?
You think a guarding spot is better than Home Depot? Probably. I mean, I don't know.
I was here. Don't say it. If you fucking say it, you're banned.
Bro chat by the way, I don't know who was in my car yesterday. Bro look at this shit.
It's not funny bro, it's really not funny it's fucking annoying dude
How far is that?
Ummm
It's not far?
We could just we could be holding people on I don't know I don't know if that place
is even like that place could be mid it's the first one that popped up
I'm gonna go on searching for her.
Dude.
Oh my god!
I'm trying to find the spot chat.
Hold on.
I took my GT3 on black.
I took my GLE, I took my RSQA for video, I'm in Malibu.
Hold on Chad, I'm trying to find, yo, should we try going to the top of the Malibu, Hanyans?
What is that a bad idea?
I don't know if I'm in the big way.
Chad, is that a bad idea or no?
Right now it's 15 minutes away
Should we try it or is that bad
So team but what if we run on a bit rate?
Dude take the GT3, I mean I'll get banned
Terrible right kind of want to do that one of those days
I
Will go to the first spot we're gonna go to the greenhouse job. We're gonna become gardeners today
I'm not trying to clickbait anyone
You know I'm saying I already tweeted at the poster people were fucking you know how many likes is the poster have teacher
To her might be down because of how much traction you're getting okay
Well, I'm gonna text and drive because I'm in my own driveway, so I'm not gonna get that
Now the question is if I get out of the driveway and text that would then I be that
Bro, the shilling has 455 legs, ain't that a shadow band?
Do we get shadow band?
Bro, shadow, are we shadow band?
Here we go.
Bro, remember when we were driving this?
Through the canyons?
Oh my god, yeah, that's fucking...
Who's magical, chat?
I'm not even kidding.
I'm not even kidding.
One of these days, bro, I gotta take you through the canyons with my Porsche and just hold your leg like the whole time
Would you like that or not?
I need that. Yeah, I actually like that.
Yes, so we can just fly.
Would you just be so happy though if I just held you the whole time?
Yeah, I'd probably just be giggling.
Really?
Yeah.
Probably even have to go on my phone to that speed challenge.
It's pretty fucking fire, actually.
Alright, chat, we're on the way. Listen, everyone just be calm, smile, put your favorite emo, maybe make a friend and chat.
I don't know
Well, I'm gonna be honest. It's kind of lonely without Lacey
Like he's really in jail taking a mental break. What else did he say?
Oh Chad he's taking a mental break in jail with twitch on his phone watching streamers
Well, it's kind of sad, bro. I feel bad Marlin has just actually there is Marlin
What do you think Marlon's doing?
He called my number.
I didn't like, a thousand push-ups.
He never picks up my phone calls.
I need a steak.
I have a shirtless.
I expected him to have my shirtless.
What did Ozzie pick up my phone?
I felt like it's zero.
He never answers my phone.
One of these days I couldn't be dying
and he's not going to fucking be there for me.
Because I'm going to call for Superman, obviously.
Your call has been forwarded to voicemail.
The person you're trying to reach is not available.
At the town, please
Yeah, oh hey Marlin
Hey, I'm currently live shoo-man right now. Yo, dude. Okay. Are you gonna come into the house today or no?
Yeah, I'm gonna come in after my shoe. I'm not sure right now. Oh, what are you shooting for?
Iceman what?
Huh you're shooting for Drake
Okay, and you want to use what again? I want to use your sexy body for thumbnail pictures
Okay, yeah, I'm not I'm not I'm not if you use my sexy body
All right
Well, how long until you're at the house are you gonna click me and say you're gonna come over just like you did for the
Lakers game we told me you're going to get food and then you never came back
Yeah, you're right. Honestly, it all depends on what this suit is done
That's all right
Bro, just say that you hate me, bro
I'm just driving right now just thinking about my friends, but I just miss you and just I just feel like you don't fuck with me anymore.
Alright, I'm shooting for something bigger, okay? I want to see you later, bro.
What?
I guess you're-
I love you.
You got to shoot for something bigger.
What?
Do you need some guys?
Yeah.
Alright, Marlin, you let me no choice.
I'm now going to text and drive going over the speed I made in school zone.
Alright, Marlin, you let me no choice.
I'm now going to text and drive going over the speed I made in school zone.
Wait dude, I have a question.
What if we grow a fucking plant in that yard and it grows so big that it's bigger than
the house?
That's actually possible.
Jack is a giant beanstalk?
Can you hear that?
No.
What the fuck happened to his beanstalk?
Dude, he fucking grew a beanstalk and it gives out magical beans I'm not even kidding.
It grows so big it's literally in the clouds and you can climb it and shit and each bean
has like, it's like-
How long does it take him to grow?
Nah, I don't know that.
Can we get confirmation by the chat? Can you check?
How long does it take him to grow that?
Wait, what if we just use bone meal?
Oh yeah, that's true. We can do that.
Do we have any bone meal?
We need to kill some of the killies.
Oh, we should play tonight.
I don't know, it's up to the chat, man.
Tonight might be the final episode of the stable where we're all to lay
Minecraft's...
Oh, we have left, yeah, it's Ender Dragon.
Well, we have the Eyes of Ender. We're ready to take on the dragon.
But it's really up to the chat, the chat.
Yeah, it is up to the chat.
What are they saying?
Oh, they're just chatting.
Have a phone.
Yeah, but I can't text and drive.
Well, you're not driving.
Well, I have like a little break on my side.
Like how they have when you're like
learning how to drive for the first time.
So if you're ever just driving crazy,
I just press about the break.
What the fuck are you even saying, man?
When you go to driving school, brother,
seconds. I believe it because you don't even know what I'm talking about. Dude I'm not even kidding
anyone else get their driver's license just some bullshit probably honest with you that was
Covid. Yeah mine was during Covid. Do you think we'll ever have another Covid? Um yeah. They try to
just take us all and just kidnap us into our house. Probably Zika virus. What is Zika virus?
What are you talking about? No tell me right now. Your kids are gonna have it. What are you talking about?
What is that I don't know that it's like Zika Luther
skateboarders
But what are you talking about? What is a Zika virus? I don't like this joke. What is it?
What is it
What yeah
Is it the same thing as autism?
Hell no.
Is autism a genetic?
Like is it like a gene you can just give?
We have to see what power it is.
Okay, let's all have it.
I meant like if you have sex,
like if I have sex with my girlfriend
and I produce a child,
can it be born with autism if I'm not autistic?
What are you saying?
If she's pregnant and she's like slamming drinks
and smoking cigarettes,
Slime and drinks and smoking cigarettes
Isn't that a superpower
But like autism yeah, I don't have autism. There's no way
Not functioning as much and there's people who are having awesome to them
You might actually have that.
That'd be fucking awesome.
Bro, I don't think I have autism. I think I have diabetes, maybe.
I've been like waking up like really low on sugar after like, I've been like...
Bro, you come up with a new problem for yourself every single day.
Bro, what do you mean?
Exactly what I just said.
You know what I'm not even kidding, yesterday I thought I had cancer.
Bro, I started feeling bumps in my butt.
my bot spam risk you're going on the
blacklist number this is but you're on
the block list welcome to the blacklist
who's calling my phone fucking GP fuck
is this not I'm not answering this no
let's close I'm both fucking answered it
bro we hit the phone app hey Siri block
that number don't worry I'm not texting
and driving only just accelerating and
driving. Now we're in touch.
Bro, one of these days we should hotbox the U.S.
Yeah, I bet.
Jerry!
That should be fire.
We should hotbox a U-Wall.
That would be fire.
We should hotbox...
Lacey's room while he's gone.
That would be fire.
Oh my god, your closet.
His closet. His house closet.
Oh, make all the clothes smell?
That's actually fucking genius.
Bro, I'm getting like a headache.
I think it's because I went to the gym this morning. Am I kidding?
Bro, I swear to God I was boxing for two hours almost and no water. They wouldn't give me any water
Well, I said that in the beginning as a joke
I was like, I need to practice for the diamond gym and I bet and like there's one part where I was like
Like this is leaning and they picked me up
As Jason they picked me up and they said you're gonna punch again keep going
Where were you hitting people or pads?
I was doing a little pad work.
But I was falling a little.
I wasn't allowed to sit either.
But you know I'm really practicing with this diamond jib.
You don't mean you have a stream of foosie tooth.
I did see that actually.
He's gonna do the fucking...
I wonder if I can...
I'm definitely gonna do the paddle thing.
I'm gonna ask him right now.
I'm gonna say, what's your number?
How serious are you?
The G7 president.
Do you think the G7 president chat would push me to my limits or not?
Dude, yeah, I've seen that fucking three months without eating a single piece of food.
That's cat. How's that even possible? Is that possible?
Can you take it? You know that meme where he hits the, yeah, that's something. I forget the song.
We should do a stream where we buy a new car.
Oh, there's a streamer in that car.
What?
Yeah, her phone's mounted.
oh shit where are you a lot oh that's not a live shiver I don't think that's a
live shiver I'm using it for Google Maps dude
this is awkward wait is that a garage sale wait where's that garage sale
What's the day?
Lots of...
It says lots of great stuff.
It's Saturday 425, 8am to 1pm.
Oh, we missed it.
And you're...
No, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday.
What is that?
What day is that?
We're on Wednesday.
We're 100% on Wednesday because I woke up to a real this morning saying, let's go,
have a good Wednesday.
You fucking stupid.
What's happening with my job?
I'm not doing it.
I'm not doing it.
I'm not doing it.
I'm not doing it.
I'm not doing it.
I'm not doing it.
What's happening with my jaw, bro?
It's called, do you ever have fucking so much?
I don't know if coke jaw, I don't even know what that is, I've never done coke
in my life.
You actually do a coke jaw.
Bro, you never, you ever try to like, yawn, or like, pop your ears?
Yeah.
Because you're fucking, I can't hear out of my right ear so I go, I didn't like, pops.
Like, I don't know what coke jaw is.
I've never done, bro, I've never done coke in my life.
I swear to God.
Bro, I swear, I've never done drugs, really, only a couple of times, let's get a row.
I'm like, that ass I've never done, like, should I do that for a stream, should I try drugs
I've never tried, like mushrooms, coke.
Deterro seeds.
What is deterro seeds?
Oh yeah, you're probably, they might have deterro flowers here, if we bought the flowers
and take the seeds out, we could do that.
I just want foosie to send me his number bro.
I think he's actually locked in and I'm not even kidding.
What if he hits me with like a fuck you and he starts like punching on me or something
like that.
And...
I mean it's probably training.
Bro I swear to god I'm just imagining like in front of us.
I'm telling you I think it's going to happen one of these days just Marlon just doing like
this through the sky.
I'm telling you bro.
Well, call me Dick Riding, I don't know.
It's not ridiculous.
Yeah, you know I got invited to the Megala this year, but I couldn't go.
Yeah, actually why?
I just couldn't make it.
Did you see the one person in the Megala or no?
Oh yeah, you talked about the uh...
Exactly, you talked about it.
Your fill is fine too.
Oh, all black fill.
And the perfect attire.
That's what Sri Lone said.
Sir?
I don't know.
Oh, and uh, uh, Vatman Coats?
What is that? Vatman Coats?
Yeah, yeah.
All black fit is perfect attire.
I got this bad bitch make her do backflips.
She do what I want.
Oh, yeah, I do.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, I do.
What's the sign saying?
I'm rocking all black shit.
No, I'm not Batman.
Fuck is the bats, the sun, something, I don't know.
Like some like that you guys ready for ice man chat Drake
We prank a college lecture. Oh my god. She's going to a college lecture to scream as long as you can
You know you saw that kid who uh the did it did it did it do oh that does the screaming he has a
He got 20 years. Yeah, I think you got 20 years in jail. I saw that
Yeah, yeah, should we be scared to be in public now and like stream 20 20 years for screaming in public
They said they found like hella business uniforms and like just some diary of like his upcoming plans and shit
How is he under like a fucking FBI type of shit?
The fucking planks?
The hell? Also chat by the way, I have a League of Legends tournament on Monday
And I've never touched that door-cast game of day in my life. My fuck there now
Like I don't know why JX put me as a captain either. I don't know captain
Yeah, he's got to stop doing that like I don't know how to play the game. I've never touched it
I've I've never watched a video. I've never touched a day in my life
I'm actually have an idea. Every single- oh my gosh. Let's just grief Jinxie doing the fucking
Damage him. Like let's just- let's just grief him. Like what do you mean?
I don't know like if he's like struggling let's like push him over like-
Oh yeah make his knees touch the ground
I'll be like yo bro your knees touch the ground. Yo, uh come check this out
I'm not gonna lie, bro. I'm I'm not more I'm I'm more if I'm more worried of
Jinxie than I am of Oink. I just think Jinxie's gonna troll me and he's gonna
like try to fuck me over to just see me die. Like, get ass.
I'm saying. Where my ears keep popping. Is that a sign of like dying or something?
Uh, you might have Zika virus.
What the fuck is Zika virus?
Wait, what's your twitch user name?
I'm not a flash user, yo.
So if I just flash user,
Madadaddy right now, it's gonna hop up.
No, I didn't know you was Madadaddy.
What the fuck is a Madadaddy?
I hit, bro.
That was actually really good.
I go out of that dead hit.
You gotta start hitting people with, uh,
do you have any daddy coming in?
Wait, what's daddy coming in?
Myra!
I'm gonna come in, yo, yeah.
That's a joke.
Yeah, probably when you said that to her.
Yeah, probably.
I don't know.
It's a minor T8, right? I shouldn't say that.
I might get like a fucking charge or something.
Even though it's just a troll, clearly.
That's what I'm saying, it's like...
I think we got to blusher it out of water, yeah?
Not bad. We're about three minutes away, chef.
Three minutes away. Stable or no, Tom.
Bro, I'm telling you, my neck hurts so bad. I can't...
What? I can't... I can't move it to the right fully.
Is it like a massage gun for necks?
It's the same one. It's just a massage gun.
Bro, it's like my shoulder blade.
When I go to the diamond gym, should I tell Onk that I have a fucked up shoulder?
You should walk in with like a split.
Kicks it.
Like crutches, yeah.
Tell him it's crutches and ask him if he can just do like upper body.
Bro, if I get lower body, I'm no troll walking off.
I'm dead serious. I'll walk out. I don't do a fuck.
I'm not doing no legs with fucking Onk.
Who could-
BOOOM!
You fucking dick!
Everyone knows you don't switch lanes when you're in the intersection.
That's so fucking disrespectful, you could've killed me.
Fucking crumb ass to my auto bro.
What is this guy doing bro?
I don't know, I see a matter daddy, Moggin.
I don't know.
Does he think he's cool? Like what is that?
What is that? Fucking GT4000?
GT3 Turbo S Turbo GT3 for 9 Turbo Cayenne?
Literally.
Fucking Panamera in there.
Who the fuck is-
Oh my god!
This is the high school-
Okay well-
It's the high school that I ran with a daft during a mile stream trouble me if you remember that stream
You can't really see it, but we're members of mile stream with a daft
When you went on the hoverboard?
No, that was during New Jersey. Oh, that's okay. That's what I thought
But it's a school that being a dad wants to ride in a mile. Are they saying they remember it?
Yeah, should I rerun my mile stream?
But my record was 13 minutes that bad
Um dude, I don't even know what's considered a good mile
Yeah kids nowadays like I run a fucking six-minute mile. So I'm like bro shut the fuck up
What if I just pulled my steering wheel so hard that the airbags fucking exploded?
I was in phase we went to Miami. It was like right when we first joined not me, but like when we all met up
Where is this taking why is taking me to the back roads?
But I grabbed a glass from a fucking hotel and I squeezed as hard as I can thinking that it wouldn't crack and it exploded in my hand
I mean, hopefully this place is legit, yeah.
Well, bro, this is your recommendation.
I know, I know.
So if you fuck it up, you're the one that's gonna get death threats.
What if your globe is used?
Why would you ask me that right when we're here?
Well, I said it.
Oh, I see it.
Yeah, actually, I know.
It's right there.
Oh, I see it now, yeah.
I'll just put it here.
And they're old, so it's good.
Oh, that's perfect.
So now no one's gonna complain about the cameras.
What are the odds that we get kicked out because of cameras?
I feel like nobody cares nowadays.
I feel like it's such like a it's like a norm, you know what I'm saying?
You should just be happier that we're coming to try and get plants and shit.
Well, dude, we gotta act like we're plant enthusiasts.
Oh yeah, you probably bar walk the whole time.
I got you.
I got you, bro.
I got you.
Let's get out of here.
Oh, I just love roses and lilacs.
Love, I love these plants, man.
I love fucking blue bonnet bars.
The beautiful plants.
All right.
I'm not being fucked with over here.
All right, guys, today we're going to become extreme gardeners, we're going to buy crazy
plants.
It seems like these are just, oh my God, it's, shh, it's all right.
Tony, this place is crazy.
look at this
It's like some like
Where do we even like I literally have no idea how do we even start? I've never gone to one of these. Oh my god. This is beautiful
See these are the ones this is what I was thinking though like you can hang these like on the balcony like in the front of house
Yeah, but dude, I want to grow something. Yeah, we can get shifted we can get multiple things. No, I want to grow like
Dude, I want to grow like food that we can eat. I imagine we grew a
fucking watermelon or something like that.
Okay, we can do, we can do fried tomatoes for sure.
You can probably do mint.
Mint?
You can grow mints.
Oh, if you can get like maybe like cilantro.
I forgot.
There's cactuses.
John, look at that cactus.
We have to send the picture of the dates up today.
Oh, cacti-fruit succulents.
What?
I think it's succulents.
And then we'll freak out.
Okay, we've got a freaky ass place this late.
But they even have like, little, like,
like, imagine getting some decoration for the yard, though.
I'm just saying, like, I like that.
Where's this water coming from?
Well, it's definitely a water source.
So it's fake.
So it's fake?
You have to try drinking it.
It's fake, though.
Maybe not.
It says it says, she's like, she said,
no, baby, it's OK.
You know, I like it when you, and then I left the call.
I'll just keep moving, bro.
Chad, what's up with the plant?
Who's working there?
Hello, where's lemon trees and tomato trees and like...
Tomatoes? Is that...
Like, is there... I'm trying to grow my own garden.
Oh no.
There's one for backup.
In the plant category called Oseas?
What is Oseas?
Like...
Ehh...
This is where Blackboard Max got flowers.
Banger, hardly even know.
get it because like i got her flowers
how is that just going forever
i'm doing phenomenal i want to basically build my own garden i want to show the whole
viewers the experience of it i'm thinking about growing tomatoes what's the easiest to grow
Actually veggies are inside. Yeah. Yeah, okay, so if you go for tomatoes and
Vegetables inside you can how many months that's it to grow
This is a good season to start early to me. Yes. Yeah, so you can have tomatoes or peppers
All kind of veggies. Oh, yeah, and then you guys sell shovels and all that
This is nice
That's a beautiful dog.
Hi buddy!
Hi!
Alright.
Madam.
Hi, Mr.
Okay, this is like,
this is like,
look at this shit man.
I love getting into the thick of it.
Oh my god, what are these?
Oh my god.
There's so much.
Oh my god.
There's a monkey!
Okay, I think you buy your shit to scare off the rabbits and the hawks and shit.
That monkey's gonna scare it.
You know, like everything here?
No, you dumbass, I think the nipples and all that?
I think the water hose is going, it sprouts out water.
It's not a chia.
Hello Jason, I'm on the other side.
Oh, shit!
Okay, don't do that. Do not do that. Do not drag that. Don't drag that, dude.
Excuse me, sir. Are these... you just scare away animals?
What the fuck is wrong with that?
Okay, that was a sorry I sent you.
All right, I mean we'll get that later. I need a cold card
Oh, we do need a water
Yes, maybe we'll find a different one later
Freaking shit going on y'all
Okay, so first day
Do we are doing not get the turtle?
It's a hundred seventy excuse me is this the scare away that she looks right at me
Today I want my business
So, let's find out how this one works, taste.
How is this with nothing here, and then it's like...
...perfect... whoa.
Feel that.
Lemmono's float.
That's like weird.
How do you plant?
Do you see it?
Um...
We need no parts of the wagon in the greenhouse, got it.
Won't do that.
Do you see anything, or no?
We need tomatoes and watermelons in one of them.
Oh my gosh.
I mean, just there's a lot even straight.
What is all this?
I don't know.
You just gotta look around, see what touches the eye.
First check, if you see a cow, call it out.
You see it.
I'm looking.
What about, I don't even know what I'm looking at, bro.
Looking for...
Looking for...
Excuse me, sir.
Do you by any chance have tomato plants?
Tomato plants will be down there.
Oh, hello there!
I'm a dunderhead.
That's all vegetables? Got it. I'll come back to fighting hell.
What a great dude that guy is.
He doesn't have the energy I want, bro.
Like, I'm here to become a gardener, bro.
Here we go.
Alright, so what are we looking at here?
Well, these are flowers that are all over the place.
What the fuck? Why are there so many different types of flowers?
Yo, these weeds!
Wait.
Is that not a marijuana?
Maraguna?
Is that not I'm dead ass
What oh my god, I'm killing no, I'm chilling. I'm actually chilling
You see anything vegetable vegetable. All right, this is corn
Wait ladies, this is how they grow fucking fruits and vegetables?
Yeah.
You don't put it in the factory?
Uh, behind you?
Strawberries?
Oh my god!
Wait, this is actually fire.
Watermelon, right?
Is that a watermelon?
That is.
No, sugar baby.
What is a sugar baby?
Hey, what is a crisp and sweet?
What is a watermelon?
What is a crisp and sweet?
This is probably a different type of watermelon.
What is it, Chris and Steve?
This is probably a different type of watermelon.
No, this is watermelon. Look.
Ssss.
Watermelon.
Yeah, this one is too. It's just...
This one is too, though. Check the baby watermelon.
Okay, so...
How many of what should we buy, you think?
Chad, what are you thinking that we cook?
These are all vegetables. Ew, that's disgusting.
Bro, we need fruits.
Okay, so we could do strawberries.
Let's see here.
What strawberries are you feeling? Call it a possible.
Sure, whichever ones you think, bro.
What does non-GMO mean? What is a GMO?
Does that mean gamer tag or something?
What's their game?
Not genetically modified, I think.
I don't know.
It could be really, really, really...
Okay, so how many of these do you think?
They're kind of small.
I think two.
Chad, how many?
Maybe like two?
Could be two. I mean, better than...
Two? Okay.
Do we want to grow, like, lettuce?
Meh.
Meh.
Um...
What's more what's better a sugar baby or a watermelon? What's sugar, baby? I don't know
Wait, they're saying ill
Wait, oh
vegetables got it
Sugar, baby, or watermelon. They're saying a matter daddy. I don't I can't even talk to chat no more. What's on the end here?
What's this green oh?
salad
Cherry's!
Cherries!
Black cherry tomatoes.
Tomatoes?
Yeah, let me use the tomatoes.
They pull up a little bit, they should smell a little.
Tomato.
65 to 67 days.
That's what it says.
Wait, so we're gonna have to do this for 70 days.
Yeah, but like, if it comes apart like your daily routine, I'm like...
your daily routine and like always drop in as a matter of time but okay okay two of them why not
why not two of everything check good shout
so how's this gonna go in our car um well just gonna have to go all over the back seat
yeah like all of the alcantara it's just gonna have to like go all over the edge like
Like my, like, my, like, my, like, my, like, yeah.
Yeah, and the purse.
What's wrong with this?
OK, little, OK, watermelon or sugar sweet or sugar baby?
I feel like sugar baby.
That's all I'm going to make.
Go sugar baby.
I'm going to go one sugar baby because I feel like it's,
this is a lot, you know?
Yeah, I feel like there's a lot going on there, I can vouch.
Do you want to, do you want to do one of the metal things?
What is that?
I think that's to help it grow.
So that protects it?
Well, I think it's to help it grow to something.
These things?
I think, yeah.
Jack, is this the right corner?
Oh, it says right here.
I mean, uh, let's see.
It's a tomato tower.
It's like Tilted Tower for tomato.
Yeah.
Who the fuck is eating golden?
Celery golden.
Who's eating celery?
Celery.
Asparagus.
Wait, this one's called midnight snack.
Isn't that soft, tomato?
Really?
Tomatoes, this one's tomatoes. They don't got no mangoes.
What the fuck is this?
Jason?
It's a Chinese, or Japanese, or Korean, or Thai. I don't know.
Pineapple!
Oh my god, actually.
Tomatoes.
Pineapples.
Is everything tomatoes here?
Oh, it's these vegetables.
Peanuts?
Wait, peanuts grow on trees?
What the f**k are these?
What is that face out here?
What is a lemon boy?
What is a lemon boy?
Oh, this one's Peppers.
Wait, what if I clean up?
What if I plant a jalapeno?
So when the bugs eat it, they go,
bleurgh, bleurgh, bleurgh, bleurgh.
I mean, yeah.
You cook it with bell pepper.
You can eat the grease?
Wait, jalapeno, right here.
Oh, God.
Hey, do jalapeno.
Jalapeno business?
Wait.
It doesn't smell spicy.
Not yet.
Is it supposed to?
This is something I feel like.
What is this?
Oh, no, dill.
Do you have pickles?
Yeah.
That is actually something that you can do.
Hollapenos and what else?
We can go for more.
We'll put cucumbers and then take the dill and put it in the jar and then make the
light sit.
Chad, what are we thinking?
How much more?
We have a lot.
Yeah, we can say that's it for the plants and then go look for some, like, goop, goop.
Yeah, some of these.
Have you goop?
Yeah.
Wow.
We're coming in a gardener today.
Awesome.
Thank you so much.
How nice is that?
That is so nice.
That was so nice, I don't think she saw it so well, but you know how happy people get with this gardening
And she even brought a good luck. That was so nice. Try looking for $1,000. Oh, but it's too much
Maybe some flowers
So what okay, so if a hawk tries to come by and eat it, do I just fucking shoot it? Yeah
I think I don't know if you saw it man. Really?
How? I don't know, but I think it is
It's like taking your kids to the water park.
You guys like that?
Enjoy it.
There we go.
They're probably so happy.
Okay, so now what do we need?
We need a spoon, a big spoon.
Big spoon.
And then water.
Water cup, big spoon, and then something on the bottom, that's a hot, scare them.
Yeah, to get some like, ooh, it's going,
keep on trying to fit it in here.
It's going over here.
It's kind of cool.
Should I get, wait, should I get new dirt?
That's not even a good idea.
Chad, is new dirt a good idea?
I don't know.
I think it is, like, this is the blind me and the blind I know.
You know, they, they understand anyone in the chat.
Are you supposed to put new dirt on bad soil?
Like, I have bad soil in my...
So, we're trying to guard it for the first time, but I have really bad soil in my backyard.
Isn't it clay?
It's just like, it's like dry, like dry and hard.
Yeah, it's clay.
So are we still growing that?
No.
What you can do, take that brown bag, hard to spring.
Yep.
and that's enough is one bag enough for all these
Yeah
Have you seen Growl Garden?
No.
It's like a roadblock.
I think two bags.
Two bags? Okay.
And then do you have any watering cans and then big spoons?
Yeah.
I'm gonna get you some.
Happy fraud.
It's the brown on the ice.
It's Harvest Supreme, so I tell them.
Harvest Supreme.
So where's the big spoons?
That's right.
How you doing, brother?
I'm good.
Very nice.
Mm-hmm.
I'm going to throw you off.
What do you think of these, do I need a big one?
Because I got to re-taste the dirt too.
When you place the soil in that bag, you kind of have to mix it.
In my hands?
Shovel, hands or whatever makes it easier for you.
On the ground.
I don't have to dig a new hole.
You can.
You can.
It just depends on how you want to go about it.
So, I feel like a big shovel, right?
You want to do the shovel?
What do you say?
I don't think you can tell.
I don't think you can tell.
I should be putting my hands in.
Are you sure?
I'll tell you right now, clay is super hard.
So maybe a big shovel.
Okay, you know, you gotta go big or go home.
Like this?
It's like for snow.
That's too big.
That's too big.
I mean, just something like this, dude.
Easy.
What's this going for?
That one's $27.
This one's $19.99.
What's the difference?
That one's smaller.
This one's a little bigger.
This is your standard one.
But this one's just more expensive.
Yeah.
More expensive, it goes better.
Not really. Let's go for the black one.
A lot of people just tend to go for the standard.
Damn, this is what a shovel feels like.
I've never done this, sir.
No?
No. I didn't have a grab. My dad drove it up.
Damn.
Do you like it, sir?
I feel you. I feel you.
Yeah, that sucks. I'm sorry.
That really caught me off guard, dude.
That really caught me off guard.
I've never seen him. I haven't seen him in like five years, eight years for real. Yeah
Yeah, my mom and dad
Separate yeah
my mom used to be in my
My house and she would always sleep together. I feel like you're kidding
No, I'm serious. You're serious? Okay. One day my mom was like almost or sleeping in the middle room because dad's stores too loud
And then I realized five years later. They were divorced for like five years or that's how I know shit
I see a smile on your face.
I'm sorry, right?
It really gets me all good.
That's cool, bro.
It's fine.
Whatever.
And then I need a water bucket thing.
Over here on the inside.
Alright.
They're going to be on the right side when you want to.
Down there on the third island?
Okay.
Alright, guys.
Thank you.
Is that funny?
Alright.
Did you get a tin one on the right on the right?
Like this.
Like these will.
The Minecraft water bucket.
Alright.
I'm in.
What do you think it loves?
Alright.
What do you think it loves today?
Um.
The black one.
The Tessie driver CSGO lives.
Oh, but these are tough now.
It was like, I just committed a crime.
Yeah.
Like, see if I can.
Don't worry about it. Where'd my car go?
We have our hat
Okay
We have to hold this one just hold the Minecraft bucket
Okay, Chad, what else are we missing so we have our shovel we have our plants we have the gloves we have the bucket
What else are we missing just like accessories extra do they're gonna give us the dirt
tell me to get the hat you have one probably have one just that the high
fine wait what is fertilizer find something good don't move shovel what
What the fuck is the point of this one?
Sorry.
Here.
What is the point of this one?
Did someone steal the top?
What do you think it much had?
This one kind of reminds me of Coyote Peterson.
You're now, wait, you're now entering the sting zone.
Should I do this one?
Yeah, you could.
What do they think?
Dude.
What do they think about?
Are you breathing correctly?
Are you blinking properly?
Yeah, but that's, they're pulling.
They're saying this one's swag.
Okay, but, and then what else?
So we have this, so we need fertilizer.
I'm going to ask, but is that the same thing as the Mardi Supreme they told me to get or whatever?
I don't know.
Sir, last question.
To plant everything, so I have the plants, I have the hat, I have the gloves, I have the shovel, I have the water bucket.
They told me to get the Mardi Supreme soil, but do I need the fertilizer or no?
Yes.
That's the last thing I need?
The last thing.
You need to have a purpose like this for organic?
That's fine, yeah I want to.
Okay, and then where do I check out easy thank you sir thank you so much it's
kind of spread awareness of gardening of course I'm lying I got a toy for Thanos
I
Stay here
Looky, I could get like...
find a turtle.
The turtle's hard.
You like the monkey?
We have nothing to lean it on.
Thanks, I can't lift it.
You can't lift it, you didn't try it.
Don't grab it by the head.
It's so heavy, it's so fucking heavy.
Hold on.
You can't grab it with two hands.
You don't think?
Please, please.
Wait, hang on.
One God attack, dude.
It's like a stone.
Oh, it's not hollow. Is it hollow?
It's not hollow.
Okay, I'm getting a monkey.
That be a monkey?
That's it.
Oh, no. How do you do this?
Probably open up the seat and put the plants in the seat and put the monkey in the car.
Take a seat.
Don't do that.
Hello.
I was told also to get the Marty Supreme soil, what is it?
Harvest Supreme.
Harvest Supreme.
And then do I bring my car here?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
Are they ready?
What do you want?
You seem nervous, too.
Oh, I'm feeling nervous.
Are they ready?
Why are you so nervous, dude?
I'm nervous.
It's a good idea you had.
How to grow a garden?
Stable edition?
You know how many people probably don't want to garden after us?
Yeah, I do.
Dude, we'd also use this shovel as, like, favorite one, you know?
Kill some of them.
Has anyone in my chat ever done this?
I don't feel like I have talented viewers that can do this
But this is hard work. This is see everyone's like yeah, Ron all you do is stream bullshit. Oh Ron
You're not a real worker Ron. You don't work hard, but today's gonna be the day I show everyone I work
I'm tired of this like
Agenda that was placed on my name, but I'm not like a
But I grew up, you know
Put money, etc. Don't know how to do anything, whatever, bro.
Peace to you.
Thank you so much. I'm so sorry.
I'm on the, yeah.
How many more to me? Two?
Two, please.
The brown one, yeah?
Two dollars. No way, two dollars should be a seven.
Thank you so much and then where do I go?
So, it's a rice cooker, you know, kind of thing.
Is it a wighter table?
Does he answer?
You see it?
The wighter?
The wighter.
What else?
Easy.
And just give me my name,
put it in the car.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you guys so, so much.
God bless.
Fuck you.
I'm right.
It's what we say for putting it in the car, right?
Yes, do you drive, do you like that line?
Thank you sir. Next time I'll be back growing plants. Maybe I'll resell it to you guys.
Wait, why don't we just grow fruits, sell the fruits but keep a couple seeds and just
make a fucking unlimited money glitch.
Is that what you would do?
Now we do a farmers market.
So they...
Wait, so you're trying to tell me that farmers have a glitch basically?
Pretty much.
And they can eat it! They don't need to order food!
You seem out of it today, dude.
No, I was looking to see if it's the job door there.
You see you're like mad at it up right now.
I'm chilling.
something wrong? No. Did you break up with your girl?
I know. Talk to me bro. We should all be waiting.
No way, what happened? We should all be waiting.
Who talked to me? You don't tell him. Wait, who broke your heart?
Dude. Talk to me. Who really all be waiting bro?
Dude, are you okay? Talk to me bro.
We should all be waiting. Are you happy with life? Yeah, how can I not be?
Like how? How have we?
Uh, what do I have to complain about?
I mean, I don't know.
Well, you should probably put the lining down so I can stay with you.
Don't ever speak over the king.
See, anything's embolishing like that.
Oh shit?
Yeah.
Okay, so what if I was Marlon?
Uh, then I would say, why is anything embolishing like that? You fucking dumb.
Don't ever speak to the king, the prince, the everyday.
You're not yourself today, bro.
Okay, what the fuck are you talking about, monkey?
What?
Bro, seriously, are you okay?
Yeah.
Bro Chad, does he see him off?
That's nice.
Um, so where's the guy now?
What?
Where's the guy that gives us our bags?
Wow.
That's what we have in Jordan.
They haven't fucking gone to the area.
Yeah, bro.
I don't know.
How am I supposed to play this?
I don't know.
What are you like doing, bro?
What?
You're like fucking looking around at Wells Ford.
Are you okay?
I'm looking for to put the car.
You're like,
and over analyzing everything I'm doing.
No, you're tweaking, bro. Are you good?
Are you like, drugged up right now?
I wish.
Maybe I'd be able to fucking chill.
Something's wrong with you today, dude. Just chill out.
Take a breather. We're having fun.
Just chill out.
Are you good? No, actually I'm not.
You need to end? Yes. So we can just chill and hang out.
Dude, life's not all about sunshine and rainbows. It is, though. No, it's not.
I got it.
You pay taxes?
Uh, I don't need to pay taxes.
Uh, boy, don't need to holler.
I'm not assuming it goes right back here.
This is actually fire, yeah.
Well, this is where this guy put his.
So, uh, so I put mine in the same spot.
He put his there.
That's true.
Two wrongs.
That's not wrong.
Two wrongs make a right.
How's that wrong if that's where you put it?
There's.
Get in the car, bro.
Fucking dork.
That's it.
They're saying the carton arc is behind you.
Who the fuck is the carton arc?
You're gonna find out when he throws the sticker on your car, bro.
Who the fuck is the carton arc?
I don't know who the fuck the carton arc is, nor do I care about the carton arc.
Where did they say? To the right?
Yeah, this is not the yellow sign, I think.
She's Louise, the fucking my ass, that guy almost fucking hit me too, right?
Yeah.
I'm gonna go break in my farts.
Oh, this is the angry guy.
Where was I supposed to go?
What?
The dirt.
The dirt.
Thanks.
Please drive through.
Oh my god.
Guys it looks like we're going through Jurassic Park
We said not what
It's like a drive-thru
Anyone in my chat knows to do I mean I don't want to sound like I need them but like I need them
wait we need the receipt oh yeah it's in the uh in the silver 10 in the back oh he's
probably going to be going there holy shit hey hey hey I it's a harvest supreme oh yeah
I ordered two harvests free
you got your
yeah i gotta grab it
yeah
go to the back
two harvests free
what do i have that money for
i think you might
i don't have money
i don't have money
no i'll put it in the order
yeah it's one of the on one of these
yeah
put all the ones
okay
here's two harvests
all ready
here
let's do it in the back
I
Didn't have one
Is that enough you think that should be enough yeah, why not
No, he's like you're stable at auto, right? I was like, yeah, he's like bro. I've been watching insurance since 2020
I saw you went after the CS interior squad on the road, Joe
Nice.
Look at this fucking thing.
Bro, we're really doing this shit.
You know that, right? It's good loot.
Thank you so much, sir.
God bless you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
And a great afternoon.
Thank you. You too, dude.
Thank you.
My pleasure.
You still can't forget the buttons, can you?
Have you heard he said?
No.
Didn't hear the last thing he said he said bro. I'll be typing in your chat Keckler all the time Keck walk
Tip him tip him a hundred thousand dollars. Give him a million dollars. Yo, I might be in droid
Give him a tip. I don't even have my wallet on me if I get my pulled over. I'm getting arrested
Okay read this message. Tell me what it says
Looking good Ronnie. Deserve in and out some protein candy. That was a real one. I didn't see that one yet.
Hell Ego. I'm not even kidding bro. You know what, should I just give him the keys? I'm not even kidding. Should I give him the keys to the car?
That's what y'all want me to do. You want me to give them the keys to the car? I don't have cash. Whatever. Just make a hate thread on me bro.
make a hate thread I'm sorry like I don't know anymore dude I can't it's a
lose I just lose every time
it's like everything I do bro I should have kicked that kid I just not sound
good hi chat we're on our way to become farmers what should be our former name
Gardener Ron? What has a ring to it?
What's that about?
Could someone create a good name for me?
Wait, so I did have to take care of this for 70 days?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. Thank you.
The diggers. Yeah, I'm done reading this chat.
Phone's going down, chat, for the rest of the car ride.
Enjoy peace and fucking silence.
Deadass. Deadass, enjoy fucking silence, okay?
Talk amongst yourself, I'm tired of this fucking chat.
I'm over this shit, bro.
It's like I came and asked shit no more
Loki or like my this is like real life Minecraft
Wait, so do we have to do like a strip? We didn't get a hoe. Do we need one? Oh god
Absolutely nothing
Oh, that was deep. That was long time ago.
You know, can I give you some words of motivation?
Alright, let's go ahead.
So, you can only craft two diamonds for a hoe.
Wait, how does it go?
I can do what I do.
No, you know the saying.
Something that might say, two diamonds.
Oh, alright.
No, you can have two hoes for a diamond.
I don't know the line.
You know the line?
Are you okay, bro?
Alright, so let me sure do.
Loosen up a little.
God, man, just try.
So, do we aerial over them?
I fucking think...
Hey Chad, do we just aerial over the fucking traffic?
Don't fucking...
Okay.
Don't go breaking my heart.
I have to get gas real quick.
You want me to get gas real quick?
We can get some gas here.
Do you want any gas?
Oh yeah, I'd love some gas.
You guys, I was fucking close, why's there no one?
This is the first time no one's been at Canes.
Chicken, chicken, chicken, what's the chicken today?
Wait, what was the line?
Anything in here, what's the chicken today?
Steal that.
I like that line, last time it was chicken, wait.
Chicken, chicken, chicken, what combo are you talking about?
Okay, may I please get four chicken finger combo, the box?
Okay, four boxes.
Can I make those chickens? I'm on a diet. Can I make them without the feathers or whatever it's called?
Naked freaky ass chicken
The calm the four chickens yeah
The box combo of four chickens
Yes, but naked the freaky way
And then can I get some lemonade with that?
and then and then can I double that exact same exact order so it's two of the
exact same orders
so for 8 total 8 chicken fingers total yes the freaky way
and they're all naked right? yep freaky-ass chicken
alrighty anything else for it?
um wait what?
Oh and for one of them instead of coleslaw may we get an extra toast yes
That's all thank you
No, thank you
Stable Ronaldo
Thank you
How did these two guys sneak in?
Banana, banana, banana.
You see the license plate?
I do.
You like that?
I don't know.
I thought it was cool.
No tip.
Question mark.
Yo, no.
This is just stupid.
We don't tip, bro.
I don't understand.
I haven't even paid yet.
All she did was click fucking box combo.
Actually, she didn't even pay.
She didn't even pay.
She didn't even pay.
She didn't even pay.
She didn't even pay.
She didn't even pay.
She didn't even pay.
But I didn't even do anything yet. I didn't even pay for it yet
Give her a hundred thousand I can't I'm not even kidding. You know, I'm gonna start giving out tips bro
And I'm just gonna run out of money
I
Stable or an auto a low key I've been feeling all the streams recently
I don't know what it is, but I've been just fucking with you
You're a really cool fucking dude and honestly we really appreciate all the fucking streams
Thank you so much for being so cool every single day
I look forward to all your streams and everything that you do God bless you man
and have a great fucking day.
About to gift you subs on my alt account, get ready.
Fucking beautiful, bro.
That is very nice.
Like that is the type of shit that keeps me going, bro.
That is dead ass the shit that keeps me going.
I think they forgot my shit.
Bro, we gotta start doing shit that I used to do
like in Broadbond.
Like, bro, we gotta start going to like late night food
at like 1 a.m. on stream.
We gotta go to car meets and just scream
and just somebody smell like shit.
I'll probably go Marlon.
To be honest.
Are you happy today?
Yeah.
All right, bro, is something happening at home?
No.
Marlon tweet?
I have notifications on every platform.
There's no way he tweeted about me now.
What is?
What the fuck?
I don't know what you're talking about, bro.
What's this, man?
You actually get five gifts in?
Thank you for the five gift, who was it?
Oh my god, Clocks.
Clocks they got, David, five.
That is much appreciated.
That's actually so nice of you.
My Max's drool is back around him.
Hey, hey, hey.
David Renado?
That's me.
What the fuck?
What drinks?
Two lemon aids.
Lemon aids, okay.
Thank you.
No.
that trash door handle one second sorry does he want a tip maybe I got your tip
don't piss in the wind what the fuck is going on man
What's going on here? It's getting a little freaky.
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, how are you?
Doing good.
Is it $30.05?
Thank you so much.
$30.05, that's coming out of your check.
Okay.
I'll give him your car.
I could have just stole a lemonade and ran off.
That ain't a paint, huh?
I'll get a little stronger one, see you don't mind.
You want a straw?
Yeah I love straw.
So go ahead, start on it.
How does that taste?
It's good to share, thank you.
You like that taste?
That's really good, Dan.
How good was it?
It was really good.
That means refreshing too.
Yeah?
Yeah, that means really good.
That's a sexy ass, huh?
Shut your ass up.
I said you shut your ass up.
You're a little cute ass, huh?
It's really good.
Like, I'm banning this guy. He just says LVPants. I'm timing him out.
You definitely just said you were going to.
Me?
Yeah.
What are you talking about?
You just said it.
I just farted.
Well, I have more than shirtless on my Twitter. I'm fucking fooling around.
Why did K-Sum tweet first from at the courthouse today,
Zuzu Corson?
Oh, K-Sum, you're not part of CORE, bro, until you fucking are initiated in.
If you want to be initiated in, you gotta do some freaky shit, that's how I got in.
You have an age limit of 45, you exceeded the limit.
I think Marlin's actually for Drake.
Probably.
Bro, you know what, I actually like freaked the fuck out, dude, I go crazy.
I mean, it's Marlin.
Wait, don't show my phone.
Hold on.
Don't show my phone to whatever you do.
Hold on.
I got a number coming in.
Are they cooking our fucking chicken?
I can tell you they're killing them back there.
Are they killing the fucking chicken?
Core sub-a-thon when?
Does anyone even fucking want a sub-a-thon again?
That ass.
More wings.
Like, I'm gonna be honest with you, I don't think a sub-a-thon would hit.
Bro, this shit, like, they're actually like, defeathering the chicken.
I think if anything, Chad, it should be a content-a-thon.
No gifted subs necessary.
No gifted subs necessary.
All you have to do is just watch the stream and we just provide content.
When's the first 20?
I'm not gonna lie, I should set up a 24-hour stream.
No, I'm doing a Jinx-y fucking hardcore Minecraft marathon.
When is that?
1617.
Alright, then we're going to the diamond jail.
Alright, my good sir.
Hey.
Hey, my good sir.
Wait.
Did you, um, you forgot something.
You forgot my shake.
Drive, drive, drive!
Hey, hey, keep going, keep going.
Bye now.
Thank you.
Hey, hey, you think?
How many views?
I'll try to get a little muckbang, maybe.
Try a little muckbang before we go back. I need a yay or nay.
I got a border in my deck.
Here, prop the camera up right here.
Little David Dobrik style.
Here you go, look.
Say it's food going?
Wait, this is kind of like a vibe.
Hey, chap!
Holy fucking matter, daddy.
Hey, chap!
Better drooling over me and you!
Is that eating it over the TV?
be careful you know oh that was actually mine cuz you can tell cuz it has a
cold so I asked for extra toast oh my god they gave me extra toast no matter
that he was okay bro but don't be messy I'm not well I'm gonna be right now
though that's a bigger hardly even hour all right bro I'm gonna crank up the
heat a little bit though it's a little heat or cold yeah chat let's talk man
Right? Obviously before we about to go garden. Gotta get food in us, you know?
This is good.
It's good?
Mm-hmm.
You like working for St. Bernardo?
Yeah, a little bit. How can I not?
Did you already make a mess?
Where you see a mess?
Fuckin' you, Spielray.
Got you, dumbass!
Hey!
Come on, bro.
Wait, look at the naked tenders, y'all.
I hurt.
Dude, don't be sad.
You know what happened? We're going to the bathroom. I'm sick
What
We did I scheduled Zika virus dude, what is a Zika virus to keep saying?
Is it good though?
It's actually pretty good.
I'm a fanciate of the Naked Tendies.
What?
Oh, that's what I look like.
Are you trying to farm like eddits?
No, I'm not trying to farm.
I just want to see what I look like.
Holy red fucking Soviet Union Cybertron.
Ha!
Holy shit, think how we have lemonade.
Chat, everyone knows that lemonade from Canes
or Chick-fil-A tastes better without a straw.
It's better with the cap off.
It's pretty good though.
Is it hitting?
Mm-hmm.
Bro, the naked tenders,
how much healthier is this for us?
If we still use the sauce.
It's American-jeweling, maybe?
Europe?
What?
How about healthy, or is this?
Oh, it's...
When you do, uh, no skin, it's zero calories and a thousand grams of protein, herd, tender.
What?
That's what it takes so long to make, because they're like putting like a warming label in
the bag.
Really?
Mm-hmm.
Let's play.
This?
I want to go to the hot.
No.
We should do a channel where we both get...
Nice, Joe.
I love you.
I love you.
Can I take a photo?
Hey, I'll be back here at 2 a.m.
Hey, I will be back here.
I got fire here.
What?
No, I'm just kidding.
See you soon.
Well, okay.
He's going over here.
I couldn't tell you.
Which house was his name?
He told me his name.
What was it?
My daddy coming in.
What?
His daddy coming in.
You!
Marlin's story
If he gets reposted by Drake, I'm gonna actually kill us all in a car accident.
There's no way, hold on.
Drake's the troll, bro.
There's no way, hold on.
Hold on, Chad. I don't believe it.
I'll leave it.
First thing I see.
Your call has been forwarded to voicemail.
The person you're trying to reach is not available.
You have to be talking to your agent.
At the tone, please record your message.
When you have finished recording, you may hang up.
Hey, Marlon, it's me, Rom.
I'm live on Twitch right now.
I saw your story, where right now me and laser
are eating sweet green.
Just wondering, yo, are you actually
going to be doing something right if so, are you going to?
Go check that.
Go check it.
I saw you did your shoe for Iceman, but it's not going to be the biggest album coming out
on May 15th.
Sorry, Marlon.
All right.
Thanks, man.
Mmm.
It's coming in nice.
Should I call Fuzzi?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, let's see if he picks up.
Call has been forwarded to voicemail.
Maybe DND, hold on.
It might be in the lab right now.
Call has been forwarded to voicemail.
It's a new OO.
The person you're trying to reach is not available.
At the tone, please record your message.
When you have finished recording, you may hang up.
Hey, Foozie.
What's wrong?
I need help getting ready for the diamond gym.
And I think you pushed me and my whole chat was spamming deal.
Right now, I'm eating, um,
Kava.
Kava?
I have a salad?
Oh my god, it's a fucking night in the car.
Oh my god.
Um.
Sorry, we just had 50 girls come up to the car trying to ask for a photo.
Um, wondering what day we could train.
Love stable.
Peace.
G7 president.
G7.
No way Marlin's actually on Drake's album, like, like, do you think he's the cover art
or no?
You're obese, holy shit.
What the fuck?
Whoever typed that, joined this cook-off.
Dude, I'm actually confused, Chad.
I'm just eating food after hard work.
We have all this shit for our plans.
What is wrong with eating?
You know what I'm talking about, I'll stop eating.
Whatever.
One more bite.
One more bite?
One more.
Last bite.
Oh my God.
I mean, not one.
God, but.
Can you give me one more bite?
Bro, I have the naked tenders.
Wait.
They gave me an Easter egg tender underneath my fries.
Maybe, Jim.
I'm not even trolling.
I just got an Easter egg tender.
Do you want it you got an extra one? It's really hot actually. Do you want that? No, I don't want it
You want extra piece of dough?
Actually, no, I'm gonna offer you mine too. Well, you know I don't eat bread. I know because we're doing no carbs, right?
What is this? Is it good? Oh, yeah, you should get it in the sauce too
Whoa
What the fuck? Lays, what is this?
I'm not even kidding, what if someone just wanted to kill us and just drove off the road
and ran into our car baller park as far as they could?
You've never seen the one guy who does a mukbang in a restaurant and a car just smashed through
the window?
I don't think I have.
I'm not even kidding.
I don't think I have.
Is everyone else talking about?
Oh.
He's back again.
I don't even know if they can see it.
He's heading now.
Got a lot of the people on me.
He's got a bunch of crows on the bar.
What? Actually?
Mm-hmm.
Bought him down.
All right, last bite.
All right, then.
All right, we gotta get back to work. No troll.
Me ho.
Am I putting this in a bag?
Me ho.
Bro, come on.
What the contract is?
Bro.
Our boss is gonna kill us if we don't set this shit up.
Okay, one sec.
You fat bitch.
No, I gotta put the cover on the sauce.
You don't wanna spill.
Literally spilled.
We should do a troll video.
What?
Getting Zikaverse.
What is with you on the-
You are fucking disgusting.
Oh, God, the chicken just came out of my mouth.
That is the most- you are actually disgusting.
Oh god, I didn't mean to do that
I'm gonna toss that bad boy
But you know I didn't mean to you're not gonna look at me differently, are you? Oh, never I already told you like
What's the most whose tank top is this Kimmy's awesome, sorry
I could do that, bro.
Probably.
Yo, what's the weirdest thing I could get, like a cue for it, like let's say I did?
I have a lot of answers, dude.
And you'd always protect me?
Well, there's not a single thing you could do that would typically say anything to anyone.
Okay, so again, bro, let's say at the middle of the night we're going to Gaines, and there's
like 15 people walking in the road, and I hit all of them.
Mm-hmm.
You don't go snitch?
No.
It's got nothing to do with me.
I just happen to be in the car.
You don't really take that to the grave. Oh god. I don't think about it
If I were to go tell people know that that I know that that happened all that would do is create more problems for myself
Mark you just take it to the grave
Like I hate having some fucking bullshit to deal with
Yeah.
All right.
Shall we?
Yeah.
I'm fucking back to my part.
Our fucking bitch-ass boss.
Fuck, y'all.
We gotta go back to work.
You need these?
Um...
Got to go back to fucking work, Jack.
Wait.
Maybe go to the compartment then?
Dude, I think she's smart.
Just one.
Just one.
You might need it.
Bro, fucking I hate working.
Anyone else?
Like dead ass bro this shit is just annoying
Like why the fuck do I have to go to work
We could do we get taller boss what we could plant bombs instead of plants
I'm not kidding. By the way, whoa, sit up one landmine in the backyard and he forgot where he planted it
So it's really a matter of yo, that's a great stream idea
We should hope dude. I might that's
I'm not even kidding, that's a great street.
What?
Bro, we, that's like some Mr. V shit.
Bro, we go to like the middle, that did not sound good.
We go to like a big open plot of land, we put three landmines down, but it's like miles long.
And you just gotta run through it, and if you run through it you make a million dollars, but you just always live in fear.
Okay, that's fair. That is a Mr. V's video.
Well that would actually be smart.
Oh, yeah, Mr. Beeson, we can just do it.
Here's the matter, that it...
Pre-scheduled Minecraft marathon, I have school.
How do you have school on a weekend?
Yeah, I'm deadass.
There's like certain matters that deadass just make me want to stop reading the chat.
It's like, why would I cancel my stream from one person?
Yeah, whatever.
Actually, though, we're the fuck you think you are.
Just take your ass to school you fuck.
Or just walks in school. Have you ever watched streamed in school? Yeah, really?
My fucking teacher would make me put my shit in the phone hotel
No, I excel is I excel I don't know. Oh my god if you know you know drop chat drop with me
If you know what I excel is right that I used to do I excel that was the worst shit ever
It's like reading but for like it's like math and shit. She had to do 30 minutes of I excel
Hell no. I had fucking... I had Membean. I think it was called Membean.
What?
It was like some website, some vocab website. It was like 30 minutes of it a day.
How the fuck did school just...
Some of these kids look like they're 30.
Yeah.
These are not like...
Not to be like weird but like...
Maybe it's community college.
Bro, I'm like short for my age. I feel like...
You know, that kid should just be in the league.
Am I short?
Is that 5.07?
It's probably average.
There's people who are short.
But am I okay, Hike?
That is one thing I don't understand about California, though.
I know that's why I moved here.
No matter how hot it is,
water parkers will still put two shirts on,
pants and a sweater,
and just be immune.
Yeah, I used to punch trees in my back yard.
Okay.
I'm sorry to share with you.
Thank you.
It feels good.
Thank you.
Damn school is getting out.
We might get home.
Just in case.
Yeah.
Don't want to get, like, you know, a mornin'.
Yeah, I can do any of the search more.
Did you not just tell us that you would never, like...
What?
What's this?
What's for?
Shut up.
I'm not kidding, you know why the new house feels so good?
Uh...
The truth's not there.
Oh my god, I don't really care if it's true.
Bro, you have that whole place to yourself.
You be fucking or what?
No, no, don't be cracking.
Are you a virgin?
No.
Really, you laid down some shit?
I've done my big one before.
How many bodies you got, dude?
No, don't be doing that.
How many?
Don't be doing that, dude.
What?
Now I don't have 20.
All right, bro.
Well, gotta get mad at me.
Less than five.
Damn.
You be whipping that penis around?
What's going on?
Less than five is not whipping that penis around.
I mean, I don't know.
I don't know.
Bro, you be slinging that thing or what?
No.
You got cheese or no?
No cheese.
You got a hoodie?
No hoodie.
All right.
Now that.
What's your go-to?
You be throwing them at Missionary?
All right.
I just asked him to watch me play the game bro.
Oh, that's fire.
Yeah, you want me to screen-chair it?
Oh, you have E-bodies.
All right, all right.
Yeah, I could do a sponsor stream.
Really?
Yeah.
I'm going to run this red light.
I'm just feeling devious today.
I don't give a fuck.
Go ahead.
Go ahead, clip me.
That was pretty nonchalant.
Didn't even speed up through it.
I was just kidding, bro.
It was like, realistically, like who's going to ban me?
It's all about like, you don't have to fall.
You don't have to fall all off.
Like you're not going to get pulled over for running this sorry-ass red light.
Alright, you want to go fast in the school zone or no?
Yeah.
Did my whole boxing workout just go on two ways?
No, cause I was naked.
Oh, okay.
Chad, Drake's album soon.
What are we thinking?
Bro, the speed?
Well, he's thinking it was a speed of two million viewers.
Is he actually?
That's kind of nuts.
That is absolutely absurd.
Two million viewers?
Bro, if it started effing with two million viewers with you, oh my god, you could get
beat.
fucking hearts out can I be sitting there like yeah it's out of my control
well that's not true look at slips looks figures it out so what does that make
you oh you can't be a go bro if you can't figure out the problems but they're
going to fucking underwater and I can't even go into my own house with internet
I know, should we hire Slips?
Should we just buy YouTube?
Okay, this is Susan Mojete.
Who's Susan Mojete?
I think she owns YouTube or something.
Actually, she might have passed away.
What?
I don't know if she's alive.
But I think she owned YouTube or something.
Didn't Steve Jobs just pass his job to someone else?
Isn't there like a new creator of the iPhone?
I don't know what I'm talking about.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
They just crashed on God in his crash.
Oh my god, they just crashed!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
He just went right into her!
He just scraped the fuck out of his shit and drove off.
Wait, he's go-
Jump!
Oh my god!
Oh my god.
Oh, they're pulling over to settle it.
Oh my gosh, right over there.
Run on the window and scream, you can't park there.
Okay, hang up.
Hey!
You can't park there!
I don't know, I better go away.
He deadass hit her.
I saw my own eyes.
I never witnessed that.
And he just blamed her.
He deadass was like,
There's an old lady too, he blames!
He literally just...
He turned into her, he's a boss.
No, he did not just turn right into her.
That was fully his fault.
We should turn around and be witnesses and go to court and get money off that, what?
We're lay eyewitnesses.
Should I say I got hit too?
Yes, say you're fucking emotionally distressed because you have some Gerber who does not emerge lame.
Go back and give footage. We didn't get any footage.
Oh wait, technically we did.
We do technically have a clip.
I'm telling you.
Should we go back?
Did we make this about us? We could.
But I kind of drove by and said, you can't fart there.
True.
I think he was apologizing though when he got out.
It looked like he was apologizing.
When he first got hit-
He didn't look angry.
No, he didn't look angry.
When he first got hit, he was like-
Yeah.
But then he probably realized it was his fault.
Well, he turned into her like a crumb.
He's probably pissed too.
Yeah.
He probably really likes that car.
It's gonna burn a lot of water.
I don't think that's a problem.
I mean, bro, should we go back?
and just like hit them like I don't know
bro I'm not even kidding I saw him turning in did you see it too?
yeah I was like I was thinking like is he ready to do that?
and I was at
I've never seen someone get into a car accident
that was some crumb shit
bro are we supposed to go back like actually or no?
fuck
guys we don't have any footage of it actually happening
we only have footage of it happened
and once it happened they don't give a fuck
you know what guys
I'll get back everyone just
We're going to get back there bro and everything's going to be planted into the maxi.
Guys at the grandmonitor chat maybe she's here.
Look for her username.
Is anyone, maybe he was watching our stream.
Oh he's right distracted.
That's crazy I've never seen that before.
How do you not see that in a convertible?
That was bad for him.
No.
Yeah.
She tried driving up, she chased him.
Yeah.
He was honking at everything.
There be a honks.
Oh no.
Our plants are about to fucking explode.
Oh my god, we're going fucking south by on the island tonight.
What?
Fuck, someone hit me bro.
I'm not even kidding. You know what you're gonna do, right?
What are you, what are you kidding? I actually have thought about that before.
Like, I think if you got hit by a car in the car, I think I would see smoke come out of your ears.
Smoke him out of my ears.
Like, I think you're-
Smoke him out of my ears, please.
And I think you're heading to get like a full 360 and you're turning it down.
Please, please, please, I'm not even kidding you.
If we got hit-
Like, horns would grow on your head.
If we got hit-
If we got hit by a car, like, even this much-
I'm fucking on that.
Like, we're getting a check.
Like, you understand, like, I'm dead-ass,
and you're gonna walk out on role play for the next five days.
Like, I'm dead-ass, like, I'm literally gonna go-
It's so free, too.
Like we were making I'm making millions. I'm gonna say I can't ever I don't ever feel like driving anymore
I'm driving. I'm scared of driving. I'm scared of humans now
I have a fear of you know, like what if someone's out to get me because I don't know maybe it's on purpose
You know what I'm saying? I'm gonna say that like I use this to get to my job
So now my job can't even be paid for so now you need to fulfill what I was getting paid before
You know I'm saying like we're gonna get everything
Okay, so I pray the day we would actually be so late
I'm getting like...
The question is, the question is, do we go with the route that we say that you've always been like that, or that's happened?
It just happened.
He was not like this.
What the fuck?
What the fuck do you mean?
Oh no!
We have to get money.
Dude, what a fucking garden though.
I know. I'm ready.
Drop a meteor ready.
I haven't been to the dentist in four years, but four years ago they told me that I had
the four cavities I ain't ever got them fixed, and I'm supposed to go on the 23rd.
This mom?
Yeah, should I be scared?
Dude.
I'm about to have my mommy fly out to hold my hand during the whole thing, I'm not even
gonna get it.
The dentist is no dog.
Yeah, there's some like mom shit though.
I'm scared.
Oh god, that's some mom shit.
I'm really scared, I'm not gonna...
I can't read the book of God.
Free Falsco, bruh.
He's his ass locked up.
I'm free Falsco, bruh.
Do you have my sister?
What?
Do you have my sister?
I don't have her sister, no.
I'm not gonna see her right now.
Am I not the eagle catching the ball right now?
I don't know what this one is.
I just had to do some critical thinking.
Yeah.
Ben-goon.
What?
I came about to tell him we hit by a car.
No, that was like, definitely pretty rare.
Allegedly, my mom has saw a pretty bad car accident, just to tell you.
Wait, what?
My mom has saw a pretty bad car accident, and I just, I just want to tell you that.
Orange, you went on an accident, that was crazy.
Um, I mean, yeah, we fucking t-boned by a drunk lady and like our car slid all it's like three lanes and
Like my sister and she was pretty young at the time so she was still like a like a booster seat
I have it so vividly in my head like she was like on her side after
Like I wasn't even like crying like no one was crying or hurt
But I think it was oh god. It was crazy. My dog was in the car, bro
What would you do if you said you were a vlogger?
I wouldn't be able to believe it.
What if we actually got hit in the neck and you saw me dead asses go flying and then wicked you out?
Like what would you do?
I'd probably run up to you and I don't know.
No matter what, I'd first have to be in control.
So I'd have to probably be dead ass.
Like actually, then I'd see what happens.
Like after I say dead ass, you're just on some matters.
Yeah, the car was, like, totaled and then we just had to get into them.
Oh, and I had to go to, I, like, exaggerating some physical therapy.
Yeah, exaggerate it.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
We're sure got some money.
I know, it's a lucky peak for now, now.
Oh, we have a stream on June 2nd.
June 2nd.
Okay.
We're going to Brad's gym and we're gonna hand him papers.
I'm saying I'm suing him.
Okay.
My two years on June 3rd, so I'm gonna sue him one day before.
Oh, that's good.
He's two years of California.
That's good stuff.
No time to think about it.
No, he's got a day.
Oh my fucking gosh.
Fuck man. I'm not even kidding.
If Marlon got hit by a car, I guess we'd kill whoever hit him.
Oh my god, I'd feel bad if the person that hit him did it.
If Marlon got hit by a car, his entire car would be totaled,
and he would still just be sitting there holding a steering wheel unscathed.
Well, I'm not even kidding.
Imagine if Marlon got hit by a car.
I don't ever put that in the air, even.
That's fucking Marlin.
That is.
He probably just snapped it and he could go back 30 seconds.
I think he could do that.
For sure, I think he could do that.
How do you think Marlin always has the perfect outcome?
So anything he does.
He definitely can go back 30 seconds.
Yeah, yeah.
Marlin said he can.
He'd probably tell the future.
That too.
I bet this one dude on Instagram who knows how to control tornadoes with his hands.
He made all the leaves go up in here, see that?
I haven't saw that in the parking lot.
Okay, so here's the problem. I'm gonna have to cut this guy off.
Like put it in here?
Yeah, I'm gonna do it right now.
Maybe I can get a job.
And then I'm gonna hit him with a nice little smooth break.
Plants in the back.
Hopefully they don't get fucked up with this tight turn.
Gonna lose...
Yo, look at that car. It's camo.
And I think something just fell to the back.
It's a Tesla camo. Isn't it?
Jake Pulse?
Jake Pulse.
maybe lady like a candle wait Topanga isn't that fucking trippy red song
Topanga's a real place that way that's good wait that's what he was referring to
Yeah, but I don't know that.
Maybe we'll see him, man.
He's an old black house.
I didn't know it's a penguin to replace.
You know what?
More ice.
More ice?
No ice in your cup.
Hey, drugs in my sleep.
I fell asleep.
Oh my god, wait, you saved Thursday?
No, 10 Wednesday, cause I had a real this morning that said have a good Wednesday.
Dude, I thought we were about to miss the podcast.
The podcast?
How to read?
Drugs in my sleep.
I fell asleep.
Drugs in my sleep fleet.
Chad, I wanted to do a stream where I take the Porsche out,
and we go through the canyons, but I'm scared of losing internet.
What should we do? Should we try it?
Cause we could, but like, I don't know if it'll work.
Also, the Kenyans that I want to take you to
is the Kenyans of, no, it's where the guy just
crashed the Porsche used to throw at us.
Oh, the white one?
Yeah, the white and red one.
Does anyone know what I'm talking about?
On God, I wanted to go in there and the Porsche so bad.
And I understand that.
It is so fast.
It's like in the city, so those turns are crazy.
Or just one spot, I know.
I can tell you a little secret too, something happened.
I'm not for a little secret.
I don't know if I'm ready to tell the chat.
I feel like it's one of those things that I'll tell them
in like five years.
Ferris?
Something happened in those canyons before.
Some freaky shit.
I'm not ready to disclose.
See, I'm glad you saw Bigfoot.
This all sounded crazier.
What would you do if you saw Bigfoot?
I see them every day.
Open my fucking pants.
It's a joke.
Over or under that there's five kids waiting at our gate trying to get him.
Might be kind of random.
Dude, I actually cannot wait to play video games.
Oh my god.
Was that a good life?
Yeah, I was playing a little bit of rock and roll even for some time.
Really?
Yeah, and then I was like
Dude, what if you were making I thought you'd pull up dude. That's my time to break
Okay, but what's I realized like you start getting a little bored on the down the intro like I can't sign a car
Why just knew we're going IRL. I mean that too, but oh my god. Can you give me massage?
I could do that
I don't have my shirts off.
Drugs fell asleep.
I fell asleep and the cup fell on me.
Hey, I'm O.T. off the O.T. off the O.T.
to the...
At all?
My chat.
We're pulling up.
Time to get to work, man.
Who's ready to garden?
I'm not gonna lie, bro.
We need to really...
I want to...
I'm giving it a all.
I don't know.
We can actually try and give it a good try here.
It's not going to be easy.
If it was easy, everyone would have it.
Exactly.
That's a good one actually.
That's my go-to.
I got another one.
So...
So a horse walked into a bar.
Yeah, this one or...
No, I just... I feel like this one's gonna go viral.
I think I'm gonna bar off.
Hahaha.
Drugs in my sleep.
Hey!
I took a sleep.
Hey!
And then I fell asleep.
And then I took...
I can't reach.
Oh.
6, 7, 6, 7, 6, 7.
You know what I used to reach for the code?
six seven six seven six seven you know what I used to reach for the code can
we just put a finger in my butt see like well why don't you do that cuz you
literally stole that from me it's like when your mom tells you to clean your
room but you're already doing it it's like you don't want to do it anymore
oh I feel like a random bench right there
that is the craziest hook I've ever fucking seen
Got your fucking-
Like you dumbass bitch?
Dumbass bitch?
Dumbass bitch?
If I don't look, it's an L-Pan.
If I don't look, it's my-
Look at us guys, driving with no seatbelt.
Hey!
Guys, it actually doesn't matter because we're in our neighborhood.
We're in a gated neighborhood that we pay for.
HOA doesn't say anything about that.
So maybe I'll get banned?
I don't know.
But I'm already home.
We are the home.
Because this is my property.
Technically speaking.
Is that-
I pay for the HOA.
Oh my-
Oh fuck.
Who lives right there?
I don't know if their car is-
That's right, kid-cutty.
Oh yeah, wait.
John?
Holy loud screech, fuckin' gate.
Come on, dude.
Holy fuckin' farts.
Alright, now we're in our own neighborhood.
Like, this is our house now.
No one can tell us shit.
Welcome to my house!
It actually never gets old.
What do you think it looks like?
Jerry and Silky playing basketball?
Or is it Jerry in a doubt?
Look at that.
Hey, boys!
Hey, hey, boys!
I gotcha.
What?
Hang on.
What's up?
Oh, shit.
Turn that up.
Handball toใ.
Hey Come and get me some water.
What's up?
Your the good sir.
It's good music.
It's good.
You got an iPhone now?
What?
Trying to call.
He left your car on.
Huh?
Where'd you get it?
It's fine.
Yeah, I want it.
What's going on in this fucking house?
Runs itself.
A giveaway?
Yeah.
For what?
I have it.
I'm gonna give it away.
You got an iPhone now, huh?
Yeah.
You got an iPhone?
Yeah.
You got an iPhone?
Yeah.
You got an iPhone?
Yeah.
You got an iPhone?
Yeah.
You got an iPhone?
Yeah.
You got an iPhone now, huh?
Yeah, I do have an iPhone now.
To the head?
I hate it.
I'm not used to it, though.
Bro, but you get blue checks now.
I don't give a fuck about the color of the text.
I don't get it.
Well, welcome to the blue check.
It doesn't matter.
Blue shirt, blue card, blue text?
Hmm, blue everything.
Blue matter, Eddie?
Wait.
I don't even know what that is.
What is that?
Blue and white?
Matter, Eddie.
Oh my God.
I'm not kidding.
Dude, they're going to eat all of our...
I'm not even kidding.
We're going to shoot them.
If they come grab us, we're fucking planting.
Cap.
Imagine you just got a graph
Yeah, you squeeze this like that I squeeze this
Fucking go to
Look at this fucking view chat
Fucking car my backyard. This is what the US is made for we're meant to fucking lose off road a little yeah
Yeah, look you see his mode rally mode
Oh, it's...
Look at this shit.
Just put it in the anime mode.
Oh, look at me.
Oh my god, there's a Starlink there.
Who's Starlink's that?
Someone stream on which got ended.
Fuckin' do what I want.
Alright.
Fuck, I don't want to go to work.
Can you do anything?
Can we just like...
I'm not kidding, can we just end this?
You just said, don't go to Starlink, go crowd.
Starlink's our good enough.
Especially what we...
What do you want to do?
You want to just be like, yo, this car is not working or anything?
Well, we can get a clip on it, but you can push me in the pool with the TV, the camera,
and everything.
You want to check out the pool?
Yeah, yeah.
It's almost done, I think.
Yeah, it's really nice.
It actually feels good, I'm sure.
Really?
Yeah, but make sure you're just not like, you know.
I don't want to get too close to it because I don't, oh, I accidentally get like, in there.
Go check it out.
Um, should I actually leave the food in there?
Let's see if we can check it out.
Oh, OK, yeah.
It's really nice.
Yeah.
You had a swim or no?
I have no idea how to swim.
If I got pushed in here, I'd probably drown and die.
And I don't think you'd be able to save me because, like,
well, it's not easy to save somewhere.
You're not a lifeguard.
That's pretty nice, though, no?
Oh, my god, it looks so nice.
Thank god we're behind this child safety net.
There's no way for anyone to fall in and drown,
accidentally.
Wow, this is fucking convenient.
Do you want to check it out or not?
Okay, come on in.
All right, let's go.
Come on.
Let's have a tea.
Let's see if I can talk to you again.
I'm not so tall.
You don't know how to swim?
Fuck no, I don't know how to swim.
I mean, I could hang out in the shower and...
You got to check out the deep end.
Deep end's where all the cool kids go.
I'm not cool.
No, you could be cool.
Actually?
Yeah.
You going to deep end?
Yeah, I'm going to deep end.
OK.
Hey, come on, bro.
Just come on.
Man, it looks pretty nice, right?
Dude.
It's a shallow, though.
There's where all the little kids go, like, oh, fuck, bro.
No.
I feel like I'm nervous.
I'm nervous.
Don't be nervous.
Come here.
Oh, my last corner.
Oh, my god, I'm going to fuck that.
Hey, I'm going to.
Capture him?
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god, actually capture the fucking guy.
Where's he going?
OK, but if I miss what happens, he's going to kill us.
I'm not kidding if I miss is gonna kill us. Oh, no
Please I go for it. Oh God, I go for it
You want your lemonade
Still be scared
I'm actually saying
Bro, it's wrong. Come here. I'll show you the deep end. Look, take a look at that.
It's nice. Yeah, it looks really nice, right?
It looks really nice. Yeah, I like it.
Wait, what's that at the bottom of the pool, bro?
Actually, you go to the deep end all the time. Could you show me?
Actually, could you show me how it's done?
Let's get out of here, dude.
No, oh my God. I thought you were going to do it right there.
He's still there.
Let's walk by.
Let's walk by with the world.
Okay, Tom Tucker walk.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh.
Get up, get up, get up, get up, get up.
Get up like you can't fly over it.
I
Should we invite the gardening segment
All right before we garden check let's take all the safety precautions
Yo, dude
Yo, dude
Got a nice little segment outside of the Porsche. Yeah, you guys are gardening. Yeah, I got some shit
Okay, flip it upside down.
Flip it upside down.
Okay, bro.
What?
A little corn?
There you go, where is this?
Um, um,
I'll leave this behind there.
Okay, I'm just feeding the last one.
What?
You want me to garden with this or no?
Yeah, but...
I got cherries.
I got watermelons.
Okay, no
Okay
Watermelon don't just take like yeah, tell me it one of them was like 70 days
Wait, don't want to take like forever or those are the other why you already hating on I should have confused wait does it take like the
Same amount. Oh, you should got we in like be rude
So I'm mine
You don't want to do it fine
No, you have to get started, I'll be out there.
Okay, back.
China has pretty good agriculture.
Hello?
What's up, bro?
Are you busy or no?
No.
What you up to?
Absolutely fucking nothing.
I was wondering if you had any bone meal.
No, bro.
What?
What are we doing?
I was wondering if you had any bone meal.
Bone meal?
Yes.
Nah.
I'm about to start gardening.
I brought all this up.
I bet, yeah.
What was the name you said you had?
Well, I said Chinese people have good agriculture.
I'm sorry.
So, do you want to try to have some quality provided?
What the fuck do you get us?
I'm not trying to.
Yeah, what'd you get us?
Hey, what the fuck is this?
It's one of the workers of the house, so it's nice of you to get us a nice little, like, snack.
Wait, you want some of that?
That's mine.
Ooh, you want to try?
I'll do a bit, bro.
There you go.
That's good.
It's better than ours.
I
Will you tell your viewers how I went to boxing this morning?
I live no water no nothing tell him oh god
You saw my lines doing ice man. Yeah. Yeah, he's over you now, bro. Let's be fucking nice
Oh, hold on! Let me get his head room in there!
Oh! Oh, shit!
Wait, wait, wait!
You guys just spawned.
Huh?
What?
I gotta go back.
You go tomorrow?
Yeah.
Everyday.
I'm a little... I thought about that. I have a weird headache.
No, but I've never...
Have you got any Debo pills?
No, I don't put your Debo pills.
Are you sure?
Positive.
I'm gonna start gardening so if you hear any loud things just ignore it.
Or if you see like sexy workers just...
Chill on them.
Oh Debbie sexy workers
Drink water bro listen you don't have to do to
Your shirt say it's suddenly the orbeez songs were about you. It's a train of thought
Not really
We're gonna be farming today.
Wait, what?
We're gonna be farming today.
Oh, you.
We're just gonna be making fun of you.
That's not nice.
Sorry.
Dude, our car looks so nice.
What?
Our car looks so nice in this car.
Bro, but I didn't get you any of the equipment.
So you're kind of...
Actually, I have a rule for you.
You can be the water boy.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
Damn.
Trunk open.
Chad, you like the purple on our car?
Here you go.
Put the monkey down somewhere.
Oh, shit.
That's a scallop.
That's a D-Gloved monkey.
It's a scallop, the hawks.
What?
What do you mean by that, bro?
Wait, don't do that.
What do you mean by that, bro?
Like, that's a D-Gloved emo.
No, because he's doing the fucking cover in the house.
No, but like, that's just weird, though.
You're so weird.
It gets to you a point.
Whoa, what's that?
Don't do that.
Like, at some point, the RB songs
become about you because it says it on my shirt go put the monkey down somewhere
where do you what do you left this so you have an important role today okay
you're gonna float the water okay so I'm gonna need to take this out of the monkey
though yeah you got to put the monkey I mean where should we put our plants
maybe towards like look a little fensish so the point the point of the you know
the scarecrows work yeah we could put it to scare maybe the kids away no you're
We're scared to the hawk to us and the bunnies why the fuck is there a stone here? Is there a snake in here?
Imagine Rousins just jumps out. Okay, where we gonna plant right here. What do I put this punch?
Just put him down. I could just go there. Yeah, put the monkey out
You guys are chilling good monkey. Well, you don't want the hawks to keep its face. Yeah
There you go.
Oh no, I'm lucky.
Bro, come on, I spent money on that.
Right there.
Now do me a favor.
Go fill this up as much as you can.
And then?
Come back after, okay?
Go have the fun.
What's the work?
Working harder, barely working.
I'm talking about
That's
Like
Let's ball time to work time to work
What?
That's it's time to work
I think the sexy is loading what do you think it's coming in nice
What?
Did I not look good?
Do I look sexy or no?
But how?
Fat is the new skinny.
Unrendered build.
A belly full of cane chicken.
No sunscreen.
Yo, you got sunscreen?
One screen?
That screen?
Yeah.
Dude.
Oh, we gave ourselves some sunburn.
Oh!
Am I going to get burnt?
It's really good.
All right.
First things first.
You probably will get some tan.
Some sunburn.
First things first, we got to shovel.
Should we bring a swirl over there right away too?
We got to bring everything besides our plants.
So we have our fertilizer.
Take the work.
It's actually just...
I don't know why it's going up.
You're just a sexy worker, Poda.
Let me drizzle you. Let me drizzle you.
No, hold on, bruh. Hold on.
No!
hold on dude i'm working right now you're here to fuck around or what why what is going in an
I have an accident.
You can be here.
You can be here.
Run, my friend.
Now, you know.
Let's go.
Where do I water?
What do I do now, boss?
Okay, dude, you're a motherfucker.
What's wrong with you?
You're going to put that down?
Can you get the other one?
Which one?
The third pile.
Where?
Right in there.
Come on, bro.
Do you have a tax or a hat for me?
Shirts off.
What?
Come on.
No.
Shirt off.
I don't.
Shirts off.
Let me take the shirt off.
Alright, let me take your shirt off.
Alright, John, you gotta take your shirt off.
See you here.
Let's work.
Hey, you don't have to take your shirt off.
I'll take my shirt off.
Come on, dude, let's work.
You got some music going?
Everybody got a speaker?
Come on, bro.
Play some mijo music.
Is that crazy?
Fuck yeah, I'm so sick.
Don't do that.
Only happy trail.
Oh, I know it's hairy.
Yeah.
Okay.
Oh, I know it's here. Yeah
What if you're gonna fucking come out here?
Holy
The chop workers just got here. All right now get in the bag. Come on. I got my bag
Take your shirt
We got mad plants
Holy fuck, you're hot.
That shit's going in the head right there, Jay.
Oh, we did only get one pair of gloves.
We're hot, we're the hot workers.
I only got one pair of gloves though.
Let me get one good, like, you guys, like, together, maybe
someone hold it.
Ryan, you got to hold that so your muscles, like,
take the head, stuff, you know?
Let's put the gloves out of the coffin.
Yeah.
Ooh.
Oh, this is tough.
Get close together like you guys are like Sun bear
Okay, let me get a mob three two three two one
That's bro.
Alright, now what?
First things first.
Grab the can.
okay do we dig the dirt first and then put new dirt with fertilizer I think he
said I think I think he said you put the Mardi Supreme on it okay so if you the
Mardi Supreme on top of this I mean that's good very nice water the soil
that's so good man you're doing great it's clay though yeah so okay so I got my
yours on though. Oh you can take them off. Okay so there's a water pipe right here.
There's a pipe right here. How do you know it? You can see it. What? It's right here.
Should I be scared? No pipes right? I wonder if you step on the shovel if it goes up like in the
the cartoons okay we're working this is good almost done you got you're you're
achieving with this you gotta are you here to fucking hate both of y'all no
don't give me instructions I was gonna say like at least congregate the pile of
dirt that you're making okay so I'm not mistaken we got to build a new dirt pile
with that dirt. Yeah. And then we take that fertilizer put it on and then we put the plants in it.
Make it mush for you make it easier. Make everything water. Yeah water the boat.
It's mud. Now it's muddy. Well let's bring Suki out because hey muddy come help us.
You know that saying from New York? Yeah. Like yo, yo mud. Yo you remember what I said? Yo you good mud?
He didn't say that. He said that shit. Wait but now it's muddy but it's easier because yeah.
Maybe exert more force, because the inertia, the more force, there we go, maybe do it
in the mud part, in the muddy part, holy shit.
It's on me, did it get on me?
Slow it off.
There's nothing on, there's nothing on me.
I can't dirt on that, I don't want to do this anymore.
Take the water.
Okay, open that up. Give a knife. No, I don't need a knife. This one? This one? Yes. Oh, yeah. I mean, it's literally paper, bro. Okay, and then put it in that hole. No, you're gonna make a whole pile, and I'm gonna shovel, I'll just, don't worry.
Boy, I thought is that right? Yeah, I'm not gonna lie right? I mean boss, bro. He got the head on guys. Where's the chance?
I was at the store. What's that say?
Cuz he's sexy. Why isn't
Come on, bro. Take the dirt the dirt put it in here. You probably think my lens camera man. I know it's me though
So you're not even putting it where you dug
Wait, where do I go? Let me try to hear maybe maybe we dug dug dug
I'm gonna open it, I'm gonna open it, I'm gonna open it.
Don't be a pro climber.
Oh, there we go. Where? Where?
Just start putting it, you know, make a big circle.
This can't be right.
What? Who are these guys?
I'm actually very confused. What are you trying to accomplish?
We're trying to put all the plots going.
Are you trying to plant things?
Yeah, we're trying to put all this down.
Make it a whole bigger.
What?
Son, go ahead and put your hand there, dig it out.
Little bit.
It's going in circles, going in circles.
Where are you going?
We're going to move the whole plot.
You know how mine couldn't?
There we go.
Don't worry man, I'll clean it.
What are you doing?
All right, that's good.
Hold it.
All of it, all of it, all of it, we're gonna build a whole pile.
Yo, do you want this or not?
Come on.
Those kids are screaming at us up here.
I heard that.
Good, good, okay, there we go.
Yep.
All right, let me get to work a little.
Ah-ha, work, work, work.
Yep.
Doc!
Holy shit!
Someone's just fucking...
Some brambro.
Yup.
Yours.
What do you think I touched?
What do you think, dude?
I have no idea.
I'm trying to hide in a dead body.
What?
Bad joke to make at the bad time.
Especially with, you know, who you know and stuff.
It's probably just not smart to make that type of joke, but...
Do we do another dirt pile?
Um, we've been working through what we got for now.
I don't really know.
What does it say?
What does it say?
Do they know?
More dirt or no?
No, they're laughing at Lisa's joke, bro.
Oh.
What was your joke?
I'll just explain it.
So should we do more dirt?
Dirt and then fur?
Good dude, dirt and then fur, dirt and fur then plant?
Dirt, fur, plant.
Dirt, fur, plant monkey?
Yeah, dirt, fur, plant monkey.
Yeah, they're it for a plant monkey. Yeah, sir for laser. Let me talk to the child. We go get my mic
Yeah, but they know better than me
Hold on. I gotta ask
No, we don't do sunscreen
They're saying
Dig a hole
Yeah in in the dirt that we just did
Wait, wait, wait, chat.
How you doing brother?
Wait chat in the fucking ground oh
We put we dig a hole and then we put that in the ground. Yes. I was trying to say
Like the shit you were digging should have put down there. I think they're saying it has to go deep
So you gotta dig out it. See the shovel so step on it
Yeah, I got you.
There you go.
I got you.
Yo, you have any sunscreen inside?
You motherfucker.
That's just dickhead movie.
I was just so wrong with you.
Now you're banned.
I'm not doing this no more.
Yeah, enjoy your fucking...
I don't want to do this anymore with you.
No, I don't want to do it anymore.
Do you have any sunscreen in the house?
Bro, you're not 12 years old.
You don't need sunscreen.
Huh?
No.
Wait, bro, you're supposed to dig a hole in the...
You're in the fucking stone.
I thought this would be so easy.
Dig a hole right here.
No, I'm supposed to dig a new hole, right?
I thought you were supposed to dig a hole in the soil
so we could put the plant in it and then cover it with the soil.
Is he spitting?
I thought you were supposed to dig into the dirt
and then put the soil shit in there.
That's what I thought.
They then put the fertilizer in.
They're saying no, he's not.
Retard alert.
New hole.
Diggle hole, put the soil in.
Go see if he has an extra shovel.
Sombrero.
Dirk.
So you just,
That's gone.
Get the emo!
Dude, we're going to hell.
And someone goes to the worker and calls him sombrero.
I'm like, I'm chasing.
I'm running my teams out.
Bro, look, there's like rock here. Bro, just keep digging.
Alright. Thanks. Oh, no.
Biggest 2-1.
Okay, you've got to put a little bit more part into it.
Okay, at least try it though. Bro, there's a stone right here.
stone right here you got to get through it bro you think it's actually it's
going to be like yeah watch you see you break it up and then you do you got to
break it up it's pretty good it's clay I think you should use water I think the
water is up here
bro if it was easy everyone would have this facts not everyone has this I think
this is just like fucking so what no we got over here a tin water bucket I like
it so this is where the circuit this is where it's going to be it doesn't matter
I'll just pre-water like I start digging that hole you know do the breakup tech
Okay, so you're not going any deep here, you're getting shallow here I believe it.
There we go. W worker in the chat.
W in the chat man.
This is real work, this is what people do to make a living.
Oh yeah, I'm doing it.
Don't worry.
Don't worry y'all.
Come on, we're going to get a little dirty here.
I don't really want mud mixed all over the system.
I'm telling you, you might as well just use your hand to grab that fucking muck.
Like I do I've never done this before
Do this it's just really like
This isn't like grass
That is stone, so I'm trying to tell you what is that
Hey, bro, we're gonna get a little dirty out here
Oh yeah, you're a fucking man.
Come on.
Yes.
You're a fucking man.
You're a fucking man.
Come on.
You're a fucking man.
What do you hate me for, huh?
Taste all your fear.
The R&B songs are about you.
How mad are you right now, huh?
Get fucking mad then.
Come on. Motherfucker.
Good teamwork, we didn't instantly grab the water, whoa, hey.
It's okay to get a little messy.
Come on, put your Ronaldo.
Come here.
One more water.
Not much, how big is this hole?
I mean, I think you just keep going.
We're going to put the thing in it.
If you keep digging, you'll be at your own length.
I think we're at bedrock.
Nope.
We'll get to China before we get to fucking bedrock.
Yeah, we're about to reach the core.
Banger.
Yes.
Yes.
Hey!
Alright, keep digging.
I'm going to go fill this up.
Go fill this up.
My guess is Jason's.
I think I got a deep enough hole.
Nope.
Definitely not close.
I need to be honest.
You see like my rye's on my gramated.
Who the fuck is your grandma?
She's just had like regular grass.
She's not like...
You're grandma's skin.
You're grandma's skin.
No, she's not.
She's not like grandma's skin.
She's not like grandma's skin.
She's not like grandma's skin.
She's not like grandma's skin.
She's not like grandma's skin.
She's not like grandma's skin.
Scammed me good for her. She should scammed me again
She's the only person who fucking successfully scammed you. Oh, she didn't I got my bag
See I'll be out here for fucking eight hours a half
You got this little tacky look.
Oh, come on in.
Huh?
Yeah.
We both marred supreme harvest.
Ooh, nice.
You want to come help us?
Yeah, like, thanks to, like, make little, like, gardener thingies.
What?
What?
Like a little, like, garden bed.
Oh, I know what you're trying to do.
You're trying to build your own farm to fuck us up.
up get your own business for a while you don't have a monkey to protect you
from the hawks
oh my god team fire a little bit of sunshine
cameras all wet gg. cameras wet. come on, use your pant.
are you good? oh yeah, you're so.
what? don't say what, you know what.
I'm getting outside activities everyone in the chat probably smiling drop of me
right now if we're on your second monitor while you do your homework
let's go bro you're working I like this all right now move some of you guys
should have went back pickaxe
What are you doing?
I fucked up.
I flew up.
I still have some, don't I?
Right, they just got to keep talking to me.
What are you watering right now?
I'm trying to make it more easy.
Is it that deep in the road?
Is that not a deep enough hole?
You should connect it.
Connect it?
Maybe, right?
Put the dirt in there.
I think I think this is what you're supposed to do. Wait, wait, wait, you put the plant in there. Wait, wait, wait, put the plant in there first?
No, no, no. I don't know. I also don't know what the fertilizer does.
The fertilizer makes it gross like bone meal. Oh, okay, then let's go. I think. I think you might be right. It smells bad.
Chad Spinnman, W worker. For God? Not on God.
You see what they're saying if we're doing this right?
They say put the plant in first, then you put the plant in first.
That's fine, I can put my hands. I'll take a little.
Yeah, that's all you got gloves.
Plant, then soil.
Okay, wait, wait, then don't, then don't, it's enough.
That's not nice.
Not nice.
I think I just need to make a little indent and then put the plant in.
Yeah, thank you.
Alright, what plant should we start with?
Blue.
Well, what's your favorite?
Blue, blue, blue.
This one is, this is jalapenos.
Jalapeno.
Jalapeno business.
I put the plastic in it too?
No.
So you have to take it out and put it in the soil?
I want to say yeah you just pull the tool.
Poor David 5 man.
I would keep that with these papers.
Like what it is.
There you go man.
That's going to grow into a big, hollow thing.
You got a big 6 more volts.
Right.
You put a couple next to it.
Wow.
We put it next to each other.
Yeah, out of feeling.
a little more we could put another plant. You should dig here. Yeah this should be decently separated so like, you know. Yeah.
The jalpeรฑos are peppers, they're still small. Yeah yeah yeah. It's probably saying like this
so they're separated so you can see the fiber. I was weed right there bro at least. What? Weed,
weed, weed, weed. How you doing weed? I was weed right here bro. You gotta get the root.
Go tip, bro!
De-brewed it. There you go.
I'm gonna actually freak the fuck out of you again.
De-brewed it, the weed.
Chill, bro! I'm trying to put this down!
Oh, man, dig this shit up!
Yo, take your shirt off if you're gonna be working.
Yes, sir.
Nice.
You're actually gonna take your shirt off?
Of course he is. He has to.
You want next there?
Okay.
This is fucking... this is... this is...
Dude, these jalapenos are gonna be good!
Yeah, I'm gonna go out there. I'm gonna pin you up.
Oh my god, and when the next second of mile comes around that's next year
Let me ready though. Wait how long does it take?
So the only problem is I'm a little worried about is there's buddies all around here bunnies and hawks
Bro, they're really gonna be fucking having diarrhea beat that shit. Yeah, it's the world. They'll literally die
well this is working perfectly hopefully none of these weeds like grow on the plants
hey dude please shh like you're such a fucking
hey hey look dude that's that's the jalapeno circle
Apply fertilizer so it can grow.
Yeah, it's something like this side of the blue thing.
You just can't see it.
There we go, bro.
I'm not going to lie. This is kind of fun.
We need the fertilizer now.
I'm going to get the fertilizer.
Come on, Jay. You're the strong one.
How big is this hole?
Sound like someone spray painting
What are we thinking was a chest hand
Smells like shit
What
Where do I put the fur probably on top of it I would assume
Oh, it smells like fucking shit!
I'm gonna massage it in.
Yeah, that's good stuff.
You know, plants can hear you.
We have to nurture it.
You're gonna grow up so pretty.
You're gonna look so good.
You're such a good girl.
I'm fingering it premature.
This is a very young plant.
How old?
I'd say about an hour.
That ass?
Yeah.
I thought, I thought, what comes as a scene.
Bro.
That's nice.
You're a good plant.
You're a beautiful plant.
Is this good?
No.
Another hole.
That's good that ass hear you by the way.
Yeah.
So you really gotta talk to it in respect.
Probably gonna make that one deeper though, no?
Yeah, like quite deeper.
The water?
Nah.
Probably be an issue.
It could be an issue, because usually you've got to run.
Usually you gotta rip them all out, but we'll just see what happens. Oh, we should be fine
Y'all are overthinking it. Oh, okay, that's true. We're gonna have bone meal tomorrow. It's nighttime soon
Good I like this jam, okay, while you do that, I'm gonna go examine the other plants real quick
Nope!
Where's the other player?
I was gonna take a break.
Um, okay.
Black Jamery, Tomatoes.
Yup.
Tomatoes in the backyard?
Or would you rather do these?
What are these?
These are sugar baby watermelons.
Ooh, lucky those.
Let's do it.
Over at Tomatoes for sure.
Rainwater, water.
I got the water. Okay put the dirt on. I think it should be a little deeper though.
Bro, cause look it's gonna cover it like this.
Bro, wait, they put the fertilizer into it?
Oh, that's true, cause we didn't do that last time.
How much? I guess it's gonna be a couple of dimensions.
That's what I'm thinking. There you go.
A little bit more fertilizer maybe, so it's mixing well.
Nice guys, dude, we're literally giving mother nature and nature
This is pretty much like you're giving birth to a pretty much beautiful dog. Look how good they look. So who's gonna be watering the plants every minute?
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it.
All right, you gotta get a camera
Bro, what if we start getting a little actual weed, huh? Is that illegal?
Probably get more fried. Um, the entire plant is ripped. I think I just killed you. You just killed yo
I think you just killed the waterman.
I thought it was the roots and shit are still there.
I don't know why I killed one.
Is that the equivalent of snapping a baby's neck?
I don't know.
Oh no, oh no.
Oh no, oh no.
Just get in there.
As long as the roots are still connected, they can still grow into the ground.
Oh no, I fucked up.
I saved one.
You try.
I have no gloves.
I think I killed the girl
Hi W the sand spread it out. Yeah, they miss them in the past like five minutes
have to grow like next it should be a part okay look a foot apart I think from
the watermelons okay we don't need that many warmers this one for three so
he's that one's gonna die sometimes you got a dying word of
it so check that shit over the fence I'm just gonna let him put it next to the
I'm sorry. I had to kill him. I don't want to see his friends grow.
I just put the next one in like a rattlesnake hole.
No bro.
We should turn vegan bro.
Hey
Trying to fucking like actually learn how to garden language around the plants
What would you be doing
Because they'll grow into the weeds and the weeds will kill them that weeds will take control of the groups like
Rabbits.
What is the rabbit?
I'm sure the rabbits don't eat the weeds.
Yeah.
What?
The rabbits don't eat the weeds.
No, but I think if you get like a decent enough like,
barrier around, I think that's what you should do.
That's what I was like, like running in the middle of things.
Okay, so tomorrow, tomorrow I'll buy one.
Yeah.
That's for now, let's just plant.
For now, yeah.
Oh, let's keep going then.
Yeah, what's the break?
I'm...
We're gonna have to make another hole though.
Am I gonna get hate threats for trying to make fucking plants?
Yeah, you are.
We actually, yes.
You probably will.
Don't even think of killing my plants.
No, I'm giving you the show.
are you done? I'm tired!
can't swap
swap?
I'll water
you dig
right here?
yep
a hard work
I should probably get some music
what do you want?
I want a home depot
what?
home depot
home depot?
You water my shit, punk?
Oh, shit, man.
What the fuck?
I heard that.
I actually got that out of here.
I'm not even trying.
That's so hard.
How are you fucking doing?
I'm doing so good.
Why is this like a remix?
Johnny, I love you so much.
I hate you, John.
What do I do?
What do you mean?
What's wrong?
Are we working hard or hardly working? What are we doing right now?
I'm- I'm- I'm- I'm- I'm anali-
What, shovel boy?
Here, put it down then.
That's your-
You're a hole!
Like, I swear only I could get made fun of for trying to be better.
Who is making fun of you, bro?
I don't think I know what I'm saying or anything.
Dude, why are we listening to, like, an FL Home Depot beat?
I can't remember what I know, cause you just want to chill.
That's a big, that's a deep hole.
It's a plan.
No, it's not.
For a plan?
We're going to put more than one there, bro.
We got to make it pretty nice.
Because the roots got to go, you know what I'm saying?
There's going to be a lot of space.
That's deep.
Now a little more, a little more.
That guy right there was a good scoop. I'll say yeah, that was a good scoop but break it up and then do it like
Dude
I think he came out here to fuck with me.
I think so too.
He's not even here.
I literally shot two holes, bro.
So what?
You know, at the end of the day, when I plant all this, I'm going to feel satisfied knowing
that I did something good today in my life.
I'm giving back to Mother Nature.
We really got to fertilize it.
The soil is not as green as I thought it would be in Calabasas.
Can you start fertilizing?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Let me see.
Um...
That's like 4 inches.
You think this?
Yeah, yeah, I keep spam stabbing it.
Like spam stabbing it.
Like, break it up.
Yeah, but now howl out the hole.
Yeah, do that.
Ah, it actually smells like fucking shit.
Yeah, keep doing that. Just keep doing that. Just keep spamming that.
And then you'll scoop it all out and it'll maybe be...
about that.
There you go.
This one's like shit.
This is cow shit.
Fertilizer's cow shit?
What is some weird shit?
No wonder.
I think that's deep though.
No, we need fucking marlin.
I think that's deep enough.
Alright, let's start fertilizing a little bit.
What about the water now?
The water after.
Alright, that's Jason's part.
The one that...
I don't know.
Where'd you put the soil?
Oh, hand march, sir.
I'm a fucking real man.
There you go.
Nice.
Nice, guys.
That's teamwork, bro.
Now, what plan would you do?
The dream work.
Dream work, Sampiner.
Caramba.
You guys need more dollars.
I'm not gonna lie.
Why yeah, you know
That's a lie. What are you thinking, bro? I have my I'll probably get some sunscreen. Oh
You're tapping out
Wait, oh, how can you have to grab your shirt though if you're putting sunscreen on you usually you put sunscreen on your skin
not on your clothes cold are we in the same are we in the same backyard what
about the sunscreen though it's weird Bob's for sure you know it we have our
chat I don't care chat I'm not gonna lie I'm trying my best and that's all I'm
doing in my life it's my first time living too back a lot when I first heard
that quote like I saw on tiktok was like think about it it's your mom's first
time living too I'm not glad I did hit the first time I heard that so that is
crazy way to think about your mom she's never been there she is before she's
right now she never done anything before she never had a kid who's doing the
shit you're doing this thing is where it's like I'm just trying to be better
you know you know what I mean yeah like sure I'm not that good at this but like
it's better than just not trying at all.
Of course it is, bro.
You know, my content before chat was just being in public,
being annoying.
At least I'm trying to like help mother nature, you know?
Picking up a new thing that you've never done before,
I was always gonna hit.
What was I'm saying?
These are just strawberries, by the way, Chet,
so this is okay, I think, right?
I don't know, I'm not gonna lie, bro, I don't know.
I'm learning too.
I just, wait, take that paper out, is it, is it true?
Yes.
Okay.
I'm watered, yeah.
Thank you, bro.
Of course, dude.
Like, at least I have someone.
Maybe one of my strawberries.
I did a little bit, yeah, but...
That's nice of you, dude.
We're running out. We need that small re-up for planting more, though.
Take a quick break, mate.
Yeah, I'll bring it. I'm not... Let's go to the... Let's go to the hose.
Alright, thanks.
Let's move, meal.
Why is everyone hating on Liz? What are you talking about? Liz looks killish.
What about you?
These plants gonna be fighting for their life.
Wait, the digger machine.
Why can't we just use that?
I don't think that can break up the ciclada.
It can?
I don't know.
What's they're saying?
Do they have perns?
I think so.
Don't chat, are we allowed to use that or no?
It's nice right here.
It is nice, full of shade.
Hold on, I'm gonna make a quick call.
Yeah?
Give me one sec, chat.
Hey, Agent.
Yeah, what are you sexy? How you doing?
I'm trying to plant right now, and I remember you did it in the A&P house.
Plant? Like trees?
No, I got like, I put like strawberry, watermelon, pineapple, jalapeรฑos.
Okay, that's an interesting blend.
All of them require something a little bit different though, my boy.
What?
All of them require something a little bit different.
You look hilarious, bro.
You know, so watermelon takes up a lot of space.
So it depends on the climate.
You should probably do some research on each one.
But, um, watermelon, any melon takes a lot of space.
A lot of space.
Um, so anticipate as it grows, it's gonna start to take over other things in the area.
Um, Agent, they're all planted next to each other.
Say goodbye. The watermelon's gonna kill the rest of them.
What?
Yeah, the watermelon's gonna kill them all. Just the vines have to spread,
like, left and right. The vines gotta spread, bro.
But it'll grow. But it'll still grow, no?
Like, from now, they'll all grow, but as the watermelon grows, it's going to
It just has to keep rolling.
That's why you...
Wait, let me show you... let me show you what I got.
Okay, go on straight.
Alright.
Yeah, go watch it.
Okay, so, over here...
I bought some strawberries like literally yesterday.
Well, you might...
Look, brother, I got strawberries right here.
I got jalapenos to the right of it and then behind it is watermelons
So everything looks good besides the watermelon
Maybe on next episode
save a lot of you with a shovel the ground how did the fruit start
God, put it there.
So if this sees an apple, you take the fucking apple seed, and you put it in a hole.
Wait, so you're telling me we can...
I just waste it all this time buying fucking fruits when we can just do this ourselves?
Yeah, you literally just buy the apple itself, and then just open the apple, and then take the seeds, and you put it in six rounds.
Okay, what about the orange?
I'm just going to wear the same money.
So I'll say this so apples.
You don't have to do that.
You just eat it wrong.
So they take longer to grow those ones.
They might take like two, three years.
So what some people do is they just go to home depot for years.
They buy like an existing apple tree, one that's like a baby,
but then it's like a year away from planting.
So lemon trees are like the easiest kind of tree to grow, if you want one.
Alright.
But apples you can grow in like 2 to 3 years.
2 to 3 years huh?
Wait, can I just put the watermelon?
So you're dead ass serious.
You need a watermelon with seeds, you can't do the seedless ones, the seedless ones.
Look there's seeds, is that not it? Is that it or no?
No, there's also, I mean you might have a seed in them, but just grab an actual seed from an actual watermelon, those are cut out.
I need to do like the black scenes.
I don't know where they're going.
Okay, okay, okay. I'm gonna, I'm gonna get back to work.
Yeah, well what are you thinking about? Maybe you put seas in front of them, bro. It's not hard.
Yeah, you're right, you're right.
And also, you know in California, it doesn't rain that much, so you gotta water them all the time.
Okay, it's a lot of it for once okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna try it out, and then I'll get back to you
I think the I think all the plants are
I'm not hungry.
Well, I thought you were...
I thought you were getting fucking sunscreen!
On the way on the way
The fuck are you doing
Coming back out of it all yeah, yeah, but the other I
I shouldn't know what fucking door
Like a bee hunter
Planted what I plant jalapeno
I bet. I bet.
You hear them?
I'm hearing them.
Go kill it.
Get out of here.
Let's go, bro.
Look at it. See, I'm not even kidding.
This- look at this. This guy's profile picture is a fucking flower, his banner is a flower, and his fucking message in my chat is
I hope your plants flourish
Happy face rose flower. This is my favorite segment
Dude, this is like what I mean when I say you never know how happy this shit can make someone. Like that ass. Like I'm trying my best y'all
Like that's all that matters is that I'm fucking trying
And not only that, they get a sexy-ass view.
It's like, what more could you fucking ask for?
What the fuck was that?
I'm gonna break I'm gonna break my gonna break my rusty
you know that's talking about mob of the dead
I do yeah
we gotta get out of the woods we're still zombies though
I'm down
go Chad do we just take the watermelon out do we just say fuck it
do I take them out
If you take them out, you sure they have like a spot pre pre dug up
I'm saying like if you want to dig a spot and then take them out to move them
But if we take them out, let me see what they're saying. Chad, do I take the watermelon out?
Let's just get realistic. I don't think it's gonna grow
Okay, I'm gonna try to put the watermelon back in its thing
Do I look good at least or no? Look like you're here to fucking get shit done. Yeah
don't value all dude I feel like big red all right let's be careful here I'm
just gonna take them out see that's not bad
take him out what are you you know you keep fucking farting bro there's gonna
be an issue I'm not farted once bro do not blame me
let's move these boys
Let's just leave them in the sun for a bit.
Just...
One of these.
Strawberries.
We just edged the watermelon. They finally got planted. They were flourishing.
No, this one though, black cherries.
Black cherry tomato.
Yeah, so perfect.
Put both of these there, and we're kind of like good.
Oh, I actually know what you're doing. I did them that first.
What's the chat thing right now? Huh?
Drop a W in the chat, if you don't fuck with this segment.
This is new to me, bro.
It's like, I've never done, you know?
So it's all about.
Well, that's what I'm saying.
It's like, right there.
And then maybe put like the extras around it, you know what I'm
saying?
If it's in there, it's gotta be good soil.
It's probably so happy.
You're such a beautiful plant.
You're gonna grow to be so big and so magnificent.
You're so cute and I love you.
You're gonna grow and you're gonna be amazing.
We gotta show up our water too.
Come here baby.
You're gonna grow and you're gonna be so magnificent
and so amazing.
Oh, I can already see it.
You're gonna grow and you're gonna look so good.
Yes, nice, nice.
It's true though, you know they can hear you.
I believe it.
You never heard the little loosey thing?
What is the little loosey thing?
So, try letting me know what I'm referencing.
You never heard that little oozy thing where he was like,
I'm speaking of trees.
You never saw that?
I don't think I heard that.
You never saw that video, he was like,
I'll talk to the trees now.
I don't think I heard that, actually.
It's true.
Trees hear you.
The world is built off frequencies.
Well, yeah, I mean, why do you think tree hunters exist?
Well, that tree might just give me a six pack one day.
I'm trying to just like to repay you.
That's how it works.
You better fucking chill.
You better fucking chill!
Put your racist homophobic ass out of here!
What the hell are you talking about?
Get the fuck out of here, you bird!
You better get the fuck out of here.
Move this bad boy up, is it almost filled?
You got a half way?
Damn, Ron is a tier one chudge.
I'm telling you bro, you can't do this chill.
That was crazy.
See how I cut it?
Oh wait, I mean, oh yeah, that is pretty full.
That was crazy bro, I look better than everyone.
Okay.
A grown man wouldn't rage though, he wouldn't even acknowledge the fact that it's spilling
on him because he doesn't carry a grown ass man, why would he worry about water?
A grown-ass man would just do it without any anger.
How long have you been working? Like four hours?
I mean, I'm not gonna lie, I've been here for about like 12,
I'll use the sun gonna set anytime soon.
I actually don't know how long we've been in IRL. Chill, chill, my daddy.
You can drown the plants though. I got some real things.
This is nice.
I'm happy. Good. I feel like I did something today. Every day I feel like I'm just like
You know like every single day, bro, I like I go live and I feel like I don't have a purpose, you know
Like today I just felt like I had a purpose to give back to the mother nature.
The earth is so beautiful and people don't realize it until they're on their deathbed
but the world really gave life purpose and I want to give back to it, you know?
It's okay, they can fool around, do all that, whatever.
I'm giving back to the earth, bro.
Look, it's rewarding.
I see carrots talking to us.
Yeah, it is.
It's giving us wind, because we're just retaring to snog.
It's dead-ass giving me wind, because we're sweaty.
I just talked about how we're sweating.
And now it's rewarding us.
What's up, bro?
Good to find the sunscreen.
That's cool, bro.
Did you get the place down?
Yeah.
I did.
Me-ho. This is beautiful.
I took out the watermelon.
I put the cherries so that it grows properly.
Wow.
And then, bro, maybe the monkey in the middle.
Because monkey in the middle.
I will say that is a good shot.
If it stays up, yeah.
Wait!
He's the protector.
Look, the flies are already coming to the fertilizer.
Is that good?
I think that means it's real.
You guys want to get scammed?
You what?
No, no, you're going to drown the fish.
Or the plants.
And then suddenly, all the R&B sons were about you.
Come on, why?
I'm happy with this.
You did a good thing today.
I'm proud of you, bro, seriously.
You brought life into this world.
And just how easy it is to bring life into this world
It's just as easy to take it
Yeah, I mean the old Jason would have done it, but I don't know the Cornell so it's first
You know why because this good deed I know the earth was gonna repay me something good is gonna have any day
Let nature do this thing
Bro, be careful to walk that way without looking where you're going.
Oh, fuck.
Let's get out of here, bro.
Oh, fuck.
Dude, what are you doing?
Oh, fuck.
It's close.
Careful.
I'll be back tomorrow to water this.
W episode of watering our plants, chat.
Episode one.
Oh, my god.
I'm thinking.
Are they good?
They're low-key.
Sure, guys.
Oh, certainly.
Dude, I call yours and you can't catch mine, you fucking dick.
Hold it with her.
Fuck man, I wish I had a shirt, Lays.
Wrong shirt.
Damn, bro, I wish I had a shirt.
Dude!
What the hell is that?
Fucking Blincy Aga Mason Margiela Supreme Archive.
Fucking Raph Simons Orbit.
Dude, hey, let the world be nice to you.
I'm gonna treat you back.
And then suddenly all the R&B songs were about you.
I guess I need to hold the cover.
Oh, my number.
Okay, we got all of them.
And then suddenly...
See how many emojis there are?
How long are the things?
Why does that can grab it if you believe it?
We got some chains though, Jason. Yeah
Okay, so I'm cool look at the plants shot
Like real tall, that's I'm not kidding. I'm proud of that. Oh, that was no troll time
I'm not rolling. That was actually enjoyable like thank you. We literally just clean up. Why would I clean up?
I'm gonna be back tomorrow also
Yeah, I live here. I'm gonna literally
I'm gonna save it.
Well, I probably...
Let's go to the kitchen for a trash.
You should be ashamed.
Clean up.
Oh my God, come on, bro.
No, it could go in this room.
Why am I letting my chat control me?
That's what I'm saying.
I don't give a fuck, bro.
I'm letting my...
It's a shovel and a fucking garden, John.
Yeah, bro.
I'm not gonna lie, or I can be the watermelon. We fucked up.
We're just fools.
But just like nature, sometimes you fuck up to learn.
And I learned from it.
Okay?
So, sure, I fucked up.
I fucked up. I admit it.
You know, Old Ron wouldn't even admit to those mistakes.
That's true.
Old Ron would make excuses.
I fucked up.
I took blame for it.
And I'm good now.
The fuck are you looking at?
Shut the fuck up!
We're fucking screaming!
What the fuck are you hearing?
It's Corsac.
Corsac.
So they want you ain't sure.
Uh, cause I just did some fucking blue collar work, you wouldn't get it.
Yeah, we just worked.
We worked, we worked.
I just killed the garden.
You did?
We built a two story garden.
That's it?
Send their construction right now.
What are you going to do with it?
What are you doing?
Fucking set up.
Set up.
Fuckin' set off.
Well, apparently that fucker downstairs, I'm around waiting.
So, think it up.
You're gonna see where I'm walking at.
Who's that?
Who's that?
Who's that?
Who's that?
What?
Who's that?
Oh, dummy.
Oh, dummy.
What are you guys doing to the place?
What are you doing to the place?
Because I just fucking worked!
Listen, I don't give a fuck about these Travis Scott shoes.
Because at the end of the day, it's just shoes.
What mother nature just allowed me to do?
That's unreplacable. I could do that's just beautiful.
Unreplaceable?
Don't worry about it.
I don't want to be in the streets with blossoms.
I hope we get to watermelon trees.
Oh, you put watermelons?
My cherries, watermelon,
Can I have some?
...hollipate, well it's growing.
I want to see it.
Um, well it's kind of being made right now.
Can you show me? I want to see your work of art.
Oh, sure.
I could do this.
Well, if you want to get to the get-go costume.
I'll do it. I got a watermelon.
Come on, man, hold up.
Let's all go together.
I'll go through Jason's room while she is.
Watermelons for you?
I know, it's a while and a night.
Wait, your room looks great.
Thank you, bro.
What?
Your room's upstairs?
What's the date?
Come on, Matt.
Oh, my God.
I end up watering the pool now.
Very nice.
Very nice.
You planted all this grass?
Wait, I could have sworn when I came here last time
it was already grass here.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Put this bad boy off-roading.
Wait, oh my god!
I haven't even seen this.
You're fucking blind. You're so fucking rich.
You're a sexy bastard.
Yes, I am.
Look at our fucking monkey. Just so happy to be here.
Okay, very nice.
Wait, this is what you've done?
Yep. So you planted the soil.
Jalapenos, cherries, strawberries.
Watermelon, we're doing that for part-time.
Very nice.
And you did all this yourself?
Yep. The monkey to scare all the birds.
Yeah.
Probably every day, yeah.
Very nice, Ron.
I'm impressed.
So that's the jalapenos?
Yep.
OK.
Very nice.
Silky!
Silky!
Sil!
Silky!
Me!
K-Song, pull up!
Ron, I have a surprise for you!
What what do you mean he's making part two for you all right well this is getting racist
I
Yeah, wait what give him that blue canister
He likes watermelon
Yeah, what it's really good
Yeah, why is that?
Yes, one of my really good friends. Can you call him? I can but I don't know if he's gonna pick up right now
I say hi to him.
You might be training.
Can you tell him I'm like a make-over for him?
Wait, so who lives here?
Did you know?
I could.
Kylie Jenner?
Oh, you know where Kylie lives?
You know where Kylie?
Cause you, you know.
All I'm gonna say is Hidden Hills is not too far, you know what I mean?
She's gotta go to Hidden Hills.
Can you hit up Kylie and tell her like,
yo we're big fans?
Fuck it, what do I look like?
I'm just gonna, what?
Yo.
I would do that if I knew her.
I would tell her boys, well, I'm like, yo,
I mean LeBron's cool too.
I know LeBron.
I'm not a boy.
That's right, twice.
gonna go for this now whatever but who but not brawny brawny goes with the
barely bronze been golfing a lot too now I'm waiting King is there we're there he's
been working on a swing I'm so very nice you saw his garden is he working on a
swing you got a playoff game to win the King can do anything he wants please
yes that had no help last night by the way don't fucking help awesome reese
needs to get go that was a nice fucking neighborhood yeah there's kids that are
usually at that that's screaming her names and there's also kids up there
they're screaming her names and there's also kids up there that are recording it.
Yeah.
We're surrounded.
And I've seen a hawk flying around.
And that's the team 10 house right there.
I know.
Nate Chloe Parker owns it.
What did I miss?
What did I miss?
Oh my god.
You going to Toronto?
You guys going to the 6?
I want to.
You guys should.
For the release?
Is it in Toronto?
Probably.
I'm going to do something special.
Oh my fucking plane.
Oh my fucking plane.
I'm probably gonna do something special.
Oh my fucking god, you're fucking plants.
Yo, not the watermelon, bro.
They would understand.
They would understand.
For Iceman, I'm getting inside a cooler.
You're getting inside a cooler.
For Iceman, I'm doing something legendary.
What are you doing?
You don't want a leak?
I don't want a leak.
I'm gonna be inside an ice cube, Melissa.
So, what are you guys doing today?
Brother, I just did a fucking garden.
This took how long? Seven hours?
Probably like seven or eight hours.
We've been live since like nine?
You're having your no shirt either. What the fuck is going on?
I'm playing all over the camera.
Okay. And what do you got today?
Uh, bro.
And then suddenly, all the R&B songs go about you.
What do you mean? It's on my shirt.
It's on a shirt.
And then suddenly, okay. Nice.
So what do you got to do?
Put a spark and see where life takes me.
Well, you're going to be really happy with how the internet is.
Well, we get internet maybe tomorrow.
Yeah, we do. That's what I got told.
But I got told that two days ago and then the day after and then the day after.
Also full segment coming very soon apparently May 8. We should be good
We're gonna have my birthday on God. Yeah, actually. Yeah, that's what he said. We can jump in. Yeah
Yeah, are you trying? Is he trying? No, that's what I said. I thought they said I thought they said 10 days
You're gonna confirm tomorrow. Have you already sent your invite list for your birthday?
Send it out slowly just everybody. This is about to be a fucking banger. Yeah. Yeah, you're DJing
Hey, the first thing I'm doing when that pool is set up, we got to take the Porsche, we got to dive off the wing.
I saw that one fighter do it, wasn't it?
You know what you guys should do? You guys should go on the top of that hill and roll down.
Well, that's a fucking dumb idea.
I was thinking we get into Hamster Ball and we play IRL Monkey Balls. You know what Monkey Balls is?
Yeah, I was talking about that too, bro. But I feel like we would just roll all the way down this hill and die.
Wait, we should get that game with the ball. Were you slapping off the thing? Is that Pat? What is it called?
Spike Ball.
Spike, dude. We should play Spike Ball.
It's good to spike. Spike ball right there. We got to get the grass like way rock. Can you work on this?
Listen, this is this is the first week of the court. I said a good job. Good contract right there football field right here
Boxing gym and the basement. These are group. These are ideas are gonna stay in the group chat pride
But no no I already bought order the boxing shit. I really hope we get that turf up ASAP
I'll put up. I'll actually want to put a football like this
You're gonna play football. Yeah, footy. Yeah, that's your part your best sport
Boxing about to be my work. She's go deep
Wait, let me play coverage bro. Go deep
See if you can throw over the bush even see that arm in
I feel like you're just making me go away.
Let me see that fucking cannon.
You got him.
A little farther, a little.
You got him.
You got him.
You got him.
This is a good plot.
This is a good list.
Around the board.
No, no, no, no, no.
Over there.
You got him.
I'm going to throw the ball too.
All right.
You're ready.
You ready?
Yeah.
Come on.
The corner.
Little more.
Little more.
Little more.
Little more.
Nah.
Little more.
Little more.
Get him ready.
Ready? Here we go.
Here we go.
Go, go, go deep.
Go, go, go.
Go left. You don't have that arm.
Go left. Come on.
I'm a cannon.
Ready?
Let me pump that one.
Let me punch it.
And that's going to hit my arm.
I'm going down to the garage, I think.
Dude, our footy.
Our footy
Life's fucking great
Yeah, I
Don't know how I don't know how to play I've never played it
My whole chat was hype though. I get asked was like yo y'all ready for League of Legends for me
I feel like it's the opposite. Dude, that's my game and I can't do it.
Wait, why?
Because there's either spent time with family, or play league as well.
Oh, fuck your family!
That's what I said too!
In the chat, they said L-Son, and then they said L-Hunter, and I called back.
I was like, no, I'm not going back to Arlington. I gotta play in this league.
I was just in Arlington!
You were?
Yeah, for a little week.
I should have, bro. I fucked up. It's all me.
Bro, you should have seen your fan, bro.
The weather's actually pretty nice out there, too.
Whenever as long as they don't yeah, but been like three months. That's okay. I'm see Ben. Oh
Why do you bring him out here? Yeah, bring him out here fly bad
Doesn't understand English
So if you get sent to the airport like he doesn't know where to look and like every time
No, you're like Vietnam like my mom's good. My mom's good
My mom actually thought Lacey went to jail. Oh, I thought they see retired. He retired went to jail. I need to get a break
All three my mom's my mom was like yo, is Lacey okay? Like I see him go to jail
Seem him like bats are retired like mom. He's all good. Me. Oh
Okay, I like the new one the Sunyan Sunion
Sunion yeah, yeah, yeah, me on you. Oh
That's a good one
Hey, where's Silky going?
Silky!
Sil!
Of course!
Of course!
So, of course, and of course, you know, okay, of course, you know, I want to practice today.
I want to practice today.
I've been to the wrong part regularly.
Hey, go to New York City by the way.
Obviously, you want New York dig.
Huh? You want a little nice little dinner.
That's the only thing you need.
Oh my God.
My wife! Hey wife!
It's a lot of envy when I am here man.
I saw two of them say they're shapeshifting.
Yeah, and if he let a guest in his head.
And now shapeshifting, I say that.
That's what you call genetics, bro.
All I did, I'm letting it sit.
Brother, you got modeling for modeling.
No!
You got modeling for modeling.
Thank you, brother.
And you got modeling for modeling.
It was like you was on a model.
Listen though.
Wait, that means I'm on a new job.
Or a model.
You're so fucked.
You're so fucked.
Yeah, um...
I'm trying to eat.
Yo, eat.
Eat, man.
I'm trying to eat.
I think it's that fun.
Me and Max, I'm eating.
I can't eat.
I can't eat.
Jesse, come here, you're about to be eaten from me.
Okay, Jayden Brown just went live.
Come back.
I'm gonna fuck you, my guest, look at him.
Eat.
Eat.
That was both your solace.
It was close.
Eat.
Your job life's gone.
Aye, I say all this.
So I'm gonna go.
That's what we do all the time, we don't clean it.
What?
Oh, is that, I'm afraid of you.
We'll look off the jail like that.
Me?
Tell me.
You can't see the free bus, you can't see the free bus.
I don't wanna get off.
Just chill, what?
Take your back.
No, you don't feel my breath.
You don't feel my breath.
What?
You okay?
I think this is me holding you too.
Yo, we just got it fixed, dick!
Yo!
Yo, okay. You can't stir it in your big mouth.
Ha ha ha ha.
Well then, you're about to take some.
What are you doing, bro?
Oh!
I'm not gonna lie, I feel like I look like we got Jason, you can just go up, okay?
It's Jason?
No, he went up there.
Right now, he's here right now.
I mean, like six years ago, come on.
Oh yeah, I went up six years ago, you know what I'm talking about?
I'm talking about Jason.
Hold on, bro.
Jason, I was gonna tell you, six years ago, he brings up the same photo when he was in the gym.
We don't even know.
Yo, I'm gonna be back though.
We don't care.
What is a type A and type B conversation?
I need to see myself out of here.
Soon, man.
Shall I?
What are you just...
What the fuck are you looking at?
Better.
It's okay.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
You were so ugly.
It's okay.
I'm in here.
You're not supposed to do that.
You're supposed to look.
And you're supposed to see me.
No, because he was supposed to do it because he did it first.
Yeah, but I didn't hear him do it.
What are you eating?
I'm confused.
I want one piece.
No!
One piece?
No!
You know damn well if I got food I'll give you this.
He had that?
He had that?
He had that?
Man, it's ridiculous.
Okay, we never see your food.
You can inhale that shit.
I swear I've never seen you eat food.
I'm dead ass.
I dead ass never see- I see you get the food but I never see you eat it.
Yo relax, bro.
Actually, I've never seen you eat-
You see the water?
I've never seen you eat-
You see the water?
I've never seen you eat it.
I've never seen you eat it.
I've never seen you eat it.
I've never seen you eat it.
Who's is this?
I don't know.
Somebody.
But that's a good idea for now.
I'm gonna take a bite, man.
I'm gonna take a bite.
I'm gonna take a bite.
I'm gonna take a bite.
I'm gonna take a bite.
I said Grimmy five times fast.
Because you told me to say.
I think you're right.
I don't know why I have to like resist.
Did you make your discord yesterday?
That was bad.
What did you do?
I meant to put like a like a sponsor discord link as my candy.
I made it my discord vmod or else.
And I got my hard drop I thought it was over.
And then it was up to like two minutes and then they just banned it.
But yeah.
But without every ladies league you got canceled.
I'm ready for the staple in all the documentary or we get we expose you
We don't know that I'm admitting what I said
I don't care, I actually don't care. That's the thing. I don't care.
He's like, mom got trolled into saying something. You said it for the love of the game.
He said it at the end. He said, no I didn't. I got it.
He's like, oh, no.
I said, grenade, grenade, grenade, grenade. I think he said, oh my god. He said, save
Stay master!
Remember?
Of course I was there.
It was funny, but...
And then suddenly, the R&B songs were about you.
Woo!
I haven't had that so long.
Where are you going?
Did you just tell a man about Mellon Road too?
Why are you writing me like that?
Levin, why don't you do something with these?
Who's calling my mom?
Is that he calling my mom?
You're off.
My off?
So...
Oh, that's y'all got your bulls where I want you to stay there.
I'm kidding.
Yo, so, can I talk further right now or no?
You're on Jason the Ween stream, stable or an auto stream, and Silky not streaming on Florida.
Oh, for real.
All the us, if you're ready, we do have a new stream now.
Oh, my big bro, what?
Hey, real quick, real quick, real quick, I don't really want to do promo right now.
So, it's a question, but whatever.
It's not really promo, but it kind of is.
You want me to get a fire?
No, I already have your fighter actually, but I don't think so, buddy.
So, despite it, one of my players, I'm doing brands in Vegas,
May 23rd, and Dana White's hosting with me.
I was good at, I wanna study you guys on a jet to come and stream
and you guys can just walk out.
And after that, party.
You don't gotta convince me, bro, I'm there, bro.
I'm on that deck.
I'm on that deck.
I'm on that deck.
I'm on that deck, yeah.
Thank you.
All right.
Did you do the fart?
No, no, I've done my vomit.
I'm just gonna suck you up.
Wait.
I'm not farting.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
What do you want?
Just one for me.
Make it for your camera, man.
Yeah, just one.
Oh!
I can't see what I'm doing.
I saw what you were doing.
No, I don't play so...
You cannot see.
It's a little different.
I'll call you after the change.
Bye.
Does that equate the grills that I hold?
Now, Aiden said, y'all, I got a box match on June, whatever, but you know I'm dead for
it.
Bro, why are we creating an event in my room?
No cap.
When you get there, you should get there and you should.
She be like, yo, Aiden, what was all that shit she was saying to the shit?
What did he say?
I mean, you poke your sense up like this, right?
And you're like, no, no, you dead.
Shit yourself.
Where's the boss?
It's not out there.
I did not fuck
No, I was talking about that.
I just think he was gonna accept some shit.
Accept what? The jet?
Yeah, I thought y'all was had like, like, like, some...
There is no animosity.
If you were created, imagine your...
Oh, imagine if you...
Oh, it was got comms against each other.
Oh, that's a good scapegoat.
No, don't you say brah-gah!
You're gonna hurt a day, you got cheese now!
Everything went up the window, you think?
I forgot I'm hung on my friend with that.
He's talking about him, but don't talk about him.
He's talking about you about him.
He boxes now, bro.
Look, look, look.
Give him a weed, bro.
What was that?
Give him a fucking weed.
This is the last one.
Yo, is this where I'm modeling 20...
Oh, hell!
You didn't see it!
Oh my God.
What the hell is that?
No, bro. It's a watermelon. I'm allergic.
I'm allergic to all fruits.
Oh my God.
You're gonna eat it or you're gonna lick it?
It's your food!
Dizzy gay, Ron! Dizzy gay, Ron!
Dizzy gay, Ron!
I didn't leave all the clips for about a minute.
Really?
You mean the brain?
No, you are the kid.
No, I'm stretching my hands.
This one's here.
Mine was the cold one.
So what are you about to do?
I'm actually starting to eat.
That kid can be crazy about it.
You went from that area to this area.
I'm trying to eat with him.
I'm not trying to eat at the dining table.
Oh my god man! You got this sheety bladder buffalo chicken rolls! Come on, share this
hot ass! You fat bitch! Oh my god! Lazy kid with the five! Ten! Thank you, bro. That's
love, bro. That's love right there. Wait a little, oh shit, it was blazing. That's love,
I still love you.
You should probably love me.
I'm saying this, you need to do it for clicks, bro.
You're trying to...
No, no, no.
You're trying to make it a thing.
Yeah, like...
That's my job to make it a thing.
I'm here.
I'm not fucking making it.
Stop fucking making it a thing, bro.
Whoa!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
My chain's right here!
Yo!
Make it a thing!
You don't want to know that, do you?
Yeah, go and get this on.
Go and get this on.
Go and get the gamers of this.
Go and get the value.
Shut your whole ass up!
I'm tired of you!
Yeah, I think love's on.
I think love's on.
I want to go inside and have some game.
I know who you are. That's why I want you.
What?
I don't know.
You can't see me.
Yeah, you can go outside.
I got the wrong company.
I got the wrong car too.
You can't beat them.
What if Jason gets back and shoot Brad?
Oh, what if you talk to him?
I don't want to do this to him.
I don't want to hang around. We're going to safe dates.
What if you talk to him?
Yo Jay, are you hot?
Do you want to do that with me?
Yo, ask about the last of the brothers.
Tell him how cheap we are.
I'm making that.
We make people bleed. We don't bleed.
Terry, away.
These drills never hurt me.
Drill a fuck, you.
You have any daddy coming in?
I'm not going to be able to respond to this, I'm just trying to read your message.
I don't know what you're talking about.
The only thing I have in here is a Wonder Woman license.
Can I get a little bite? I saw it already. Come on, leave your stuff on.
Can I have a Wonder Woman, bro?
Bro, come on, you're fat.
You don't need to, that's like...
Make a fight for it.
I don't. Go, go, go, go, go.
Come on, he's happy.
Please go beat your wife to death.
That's a gap.
Bro, I put gloves on so I can breath.
For you?
For you?
For you?
You already said?
I've been in the ring.
I've been training though.
He was in for one day.
I'm not gonna lie.
After I saw Marvin piece you up, I knew your training was weak, bro.
I'm not gonna lie.
Oh, nah.
Nah, I used to be in the ring though.
Bro, I saw him out.
I thought I was like, whoa, that was crazy, right?
Put the gloves on, bro.
Let's make shit happen, bro.
I'm on the ground.
What?
What are you talking about?
You can't have a lawsuit, bro.
They can steal John or whoever.
What do you want to do?
How about your side, bro?
Bro, John has strong ass nipples, bro.
Why are they going up?
It's her key.
I want to...
What?
If you were a girl, you would have pepperoni nipples.
Oh, God.
Did I hit that?
Nice, though.
Are you analyzing my shit?
This is like...
I got a big one.
I got a big one.
I don't think you should have that.
No, that's it.
Look at who it is.
What are you calling this?
Is this a loll?
Why?
Bro!
Are you trying to beat me?
Are you trying to take steroids?
No.
Bro, Daniel.
Bro.
You have a god, Daniel.
That's like how many dick-onies you have.
Dude, what are you doing?
Stop f***ing it!
What are you doing here?
What are you doing here?
What are you doing here?
What are you doing here?
No, he got normal size dick.
No, he can't try it.
He's got breasts.
He got normal size dick.
I'm not gonna lie.
His nipples matches his skin on his penis.
You think that's not gonna happen?
What?
I feel like that's every man, uh, I mean, his.
First one was.
Some god I'm not saying my my thing is like
Fuck out of your game like whoa
Where are you going? Oh
What the fuck is that behind the bars right there? Oh my god?
What is that right there?
Check it out.
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What is that?
What's that over there?
What?
Alright, I'll end it.
Alright, I'll end it.
Alright, I'll end it.
I don't know how it was.
It was never going to...
It was...
It was...
I'm really fucking...
I remember when I was fighting.
Why?
Because, bro, you're already rich.
You got this back.
Who do you think you are?
You already...
You already...
I've heard of him.
Yeah, I've heard of him.
You got a lot of EGC, okay?
I saw a clip this morning where he's bald, though.
Yeah, he's just...
He's just grinding. He's hungry.
You know?
He's just a 5k sub goal to go to LA Miss Spice, though.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna go have something. He's got food.
Alright.
Let's go!
I'm gonna have something to eat.
You were chocked.
Damn, I'm hungry. It's hard.
Bro, you know what? You know what's actually good? New York chicken and fucking gyro.
Bro, I've never had that.
That place is insane. Especially if you get the pita on the buffalo.
Oh, what's up, soaps?
Fucking matter days.
Wars, bro.
This is why I need fucking dark.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, a million dollar mansion.
I hate it.
Oh, I have a car.
I hate being rich.
Fuck.
Nice, your discord's loading.
All right, he's trying to put his phone in, isn't it?
Did you try turning on the fucking Wi-Fi yet?
It's coming in yesterday, bro.
I'm not like
Yo, Jason
Oh, yeah, I can't just do it.
Damn, I want to chill.
I want to chill, Sylvie.
Bro, where are you going?
I'm on your way.
Where are you going?
Yeah, we chill.
Where are you going?
Oh, fuck.
Sylvie!
I'm not going in!
I'm not!
Let's just take his crab off.
Hey, Silky.
Silky.
Silky.
Silky.
Silky.
Silky.
Silky.
Silky.
Silky.
Why bother with CEO daddy?
No bother with the CEO.
Silky.
Silky.
I'm not bothered by CEO!
Don't bother the CEO!
Bro, I just want to be at peace though.
I'm hungry.
I'm hungry.
Go on an airplane ride!
I'm hungry as fuck!
I want to go to Silky.
What?
I want to go to Pluto.
Bro.
Go!
Get!
Feed us!
Feed us!
I feel like trash. I feel like garbage.
I know.
You don't want this shit.
I feel like garbage.
It's so trash.
You don't want this shit.
I don't even want to fight.
I'm gonna call.
Yo Ron, it's your doctor.
You're gonna die in three days. What's your
My doctor said I don't have three days left to lay down. Well, he's a lot
Did you pray day-to-day set to 67 okay, so why doesn't it work my shit's the same I had to put around like 63
But it's not going it said my room is at 678 open your door actually it's hot
I gotta change, Shad.
Silky, I wanna go to Pluto!
So long, bro.
Just chill for a minute, dude.
Just chill, dude.
I'm fucking tired dude, it's too hot here.
I'm not kidding.
Like, how do I turn this on?
Jack, can somebody explain this look?
Okay.
Let's look at you.
So it says, room is at 78, but it's set cool to 67.
Okay, so put it on.
Where?
On top, right?
And then you click that.
Okay, leave it on like that.
Mode, it's on cool.
Fan speed, on three.
You gotta put it lower, cause it's broken, I think.
Ah!
Ah!
My thing doesn't work.
I'm tired.
You work so hard today.
You work hard as hell.
I'm not going to lie, bro.
You deserve a day off.
I had a day off yesterday.
That's how I'm streaming 10 hours today.
You're streaming 10 hours?
Yeah.
Okay.
And then on your birthday?
Dude, I'm streaming at like, this is perfect.
I'm streaming at like 12 until your birthday.
Until midnight.
So it's like $12.
I'm going to make you a cake.
Oh, my God.
You know what?
You know what?
I'm going to make you a cake.
I'm going to make you a cake.
Oh, my God.
I'm going to make you a cake.
I'm going to make you a cake.
I'm going to make you a cake.
It's like $12. I'm gonna make you a cake
No, no, no, it's part of the segment I'm gonna get you something like acne studios I heard
now
They got shopping districts. I get to go shopping. I'm not go if I have to go miles. I'll go miles for you
That is yeah, honestly a raid would be appreciated for my birthday
What if I had a wish no, no, no, I'm quite sure the whole day if I had a birthday
I put in my title to like I was like it was a wish I could wish for any low-key
13-hour she met me midnight 12 to 12. I mean what is his birthday? That's what I had if you like say I have a
But I'll probably host my offline chat Sam
I'm gonna give you a wish now. I'm gonna give you a birthday cake. I'm smack your head and it's gonna be a dota on your throat
That would ruin my birthday.
What?
That wouldn't ruin my birthday.
You'd be 40 after all.
Imagine I get facepalmed and a fucking doodle comes out of my mouth.
I'm any streamer I'm leaving though.
Pleasure now.
That would be funny.
So what I'm hearing each other says, unappreciated.
Got it.
But, flowers are my alright.
Just alright.
What?
These things.
I'm not even kidding. Don't even say that. I'm getting up. I have to wash my hands.
You know troll chat and I'm don't even spam the... what's that one emo words like a green
and red and then the arrows and the red? Oh yeah, line meter? Yeah. Bro, chat, I'm
I'm not even kidding, bro, when the internet is fixed,
oh my god, you know what, these bad boys are gone.
Okay, awesome, maybe death.
Really?
Yeah.
Well, Chad, when the internet is set up properly
on God, on the chat site, on Scorpi's life,
on John's life, on Nemo's life, on everything,
bro, I'm gonna stream games late at night,
like, bro, I'm gonna be mad right now.
I don't know why, it was fine before I took the go live button.
It only lasts for like a second whenever you buy anything that stops.
Really though?
Yes.
I mean, I'll do it.
I don't care.
I'm not a mom.
I'm not even saying that.
I'm just not ready.
It's case I just got here.
We gotta go harass them.
What do you mean?
Yo chat.
I wasn't gonna want my chat chat.
Oh.
Oh my god.
Yo, um, you don't have to close the door, but can I uh, I said I emptied my record.
You can go out there for just one second. I got into this one.
Jeff?
They'll be like, literally? Just count the time you're at.
Let me just set the timer on my phone.
Dude, I gotta make a call.
Okay.
I think it's time.
What?
Do I know?
Am I irrelevant to it?
Fuck
Damn my mom said I know it's not gonna sound like a lot, but I'm proud of myself and then she said she
She did something in the gym today that she never could do before
WMC bang y'all
WMC fucking man. MC bang is the greatest human of all time
What do you think?
30,000 or something.
I'm not going to lie bro.
The MC Ben was in front of you.
And there was a guy over there.
Did you save my mom?
Probably.
I wish I could save the same guy.
Hey, hey, hey!
Chicken, chicken, chicken!
What are you? What is it?
Chicken, chicken, chicken. What combo are you picking?
What is face on?
Face on!
Should we go harass him for content?
Not again, I'm in a hurry.
Well, my chat is all set and deal.
Is any good relationship with this hero?
He's not here.
He's a jailed mist.
Dude, I miss Marlin.
Marlin is hanging out with Drake.
No, Marlin is not here.
So, fat bitch.
You gonna clean your chips with her or no?
Oh, boss, what are you doing?
He's been calling me.
No, no, I'm just swapped off.
Nah, he's on the job.
Are you like something actually scarier?
Oh, you don't step in the elevator?
No, look at this. Don't troll me.
I'm not kidding. I'm fine.
I know. This is dangerous. Like in real life.
Oh yeah. You could like...
Well, don't do that shit.
I mean, like, check it out.
Oh, but if you die, your viewers will come to me.
What?
Be real talk. How long do you have to hold on to the side?
Um, you could just hold on to it,
but then the elevator might just drop on your head and you just might die.
But then that's okay because two shots, yeah, I can catch the rate after.
Let's hide this.
And then I can host your call.
So we're just never going to ask that of anyone?
Probably not.
Maybe if I'm not...
Jason!
Jason!
Jason, where are you going?
Jason, where are you going?
Okay, where is this wire?
Okay, it's on.
Oh come in. I want to see your room in a second. That's like 10 minutes. Does it work?
Well that's the thing. We're like, first of all we don't want a fucking 300 foot cable, which is insane.
Do you have an inner gun or armor? I don't know but I actually have an inner gun.
Check out your back wing.
What does it say?
Fuck, completely.
It's bread. I think so.
What did it say?
It said 140kbs.
Oh, fuck.
Stay more out of second.
I think.
Or first.
Wait, we're back now.
Chad, can y'all see me?
Put a sign in the chat if y'all see me.
I thought we had internet down here. Didn't it work?
Maybe not. What can we find out?
Do you know the Wi-Fi in the house?
I know what this one looks like.
The name, but I don't know the password.
I don't know the password.
Damn, okay.
Oh shit, I got a call, hold on.
Who the fuck just called my number?
That's not him.
Let's move.
Alright, go for one strike before we leave.
No.
No.
Oh, you're not going to turn it on, you don't think?
You don't think you should turn it on though?
Alright, the best time we've got to chat, and let's see if he has two breasts.
What did I miss?
Who's ready for a great album?
Old Marlboro, I listen to first.
Drink first, because you want to get the minute out, and then you want to do Lucky's after,
because you want to have the night at the peak.
drink first, because you want to get the mid out and then you want to do Lockheed's after
because you want to have a nice peak.
Hey, oh, you're chasing Sophie too?
Oh, yeah, Sophie.
I'm about to go to desktop.
Me too.
Me too.
Me too.
Yes!
But Lockheed, before we go to desktop, one last thing.
Well, maybe we're turning down.
Let's see if you're up there.
Oh
Jerry
I'm gonna go with the house. Oh, he's on the post house
One last thing Jack
I want to set something up for the sunset
Take it in. No, it's okay
Can I get in shut the fuck up?
It's a dried up lizard.
Oh my God, ribbed brello.
It's a dried lizard.
Oh my God.
I think you just ran over one god. It's a fucking stick.
I don't know how you get, look at this bro.
I mean it's alright.
Bro look at this shit.
Loki, when you park your fucking Porsche next to my Perf, it doesn't even look, doesn't look that bad.
That purple fucking pops in the sun.
Wow.
This is really a good life, huh?
Dude, Chad, how much weight of rule one?
By the way, how much weight can this wing actually, not the carburetor one, but this?
I feel like this can hold a lot of weight, huh?
This can't.
This can't.
This can't.
I don't know anything about it.
This holds like a lot of down force.
You're actually pushing pretty hard.
It's not really moving.
What are you trying to do? Sit down here?
I think I saw that one fighter do it. What's his name?
Junko SSG I think.
This is a bad idea.
I'm not going to say anything.
This is a bad idea.
I don't know. He did it.
Right?
I don't even know.
They're saying GG.
That's right.
Bad idea.
I mean, I don't care what anyone says when this pool's set up,
I'm putting this to the back of it and I'm jumping all of it.
It's gotta get a lot of traffic.
The way he did it, Liz, is he did this thing here, like this.
And then I think he got on top of it.
I don't know.
Should I just not risk it?
It's your car.
I don't even want to have a fucking say in that anything about that
I probably should because I got to give it back to the rental company. Oh, then don't yeah
And they're already getting mad cuz you hot box it
Ggs, how do we do it that's got to stop me to pussy huh just jump up
Oh
It's hot. It's a good day though.
You're gonna feel good with the nice sun.
I'm so too.
Now I get why people hate me.
Why? I'm just a piece of shit.
I mean, yeah, but like, it's kind of just too warm.
Alright, let's get going.
It's so nice out.
The breeze is nice. I think we're getting rewarded by the breeze on upper planting.
The monkeys is jelly-suit.
Did you always get summoned in one second after the best out?
Yeah, you get someone once they're gonna do that stop.
Huh?
What?
I said, um, what's it called?
I can teach you how to play League but before we do that...
Listen, can we recreate the Taylor motor tics off?
Wait, wait, wait.
Let me just say for one second,
do you want me to play League of Legends?
You're already playing it, bro!
On a beautiful fucking day!
Yes, it's ruin your fucking day!
But before we do that, can we do this?
Jason, talk to my chat and ask them,
do you want to see a game already on a League of Legends?
Yeah, stay with me.
Y'all want to see him play League of Legends?
Type one in the chat if you want to see the wrong play League of Legends a practice for a GC tournament.
They're saying no fuck no no no I saw one yeah in there um
Don't let me get it so why are you in a tournament then?
Um, there's a GC?
There's a GC on the support ground, right?
So you might as well practice.
How do you go to Finals if you're not related to the person to show love?
Damn.
I feel like the context is very much different.
That was good, bro.
Thank you, actually.
That was actually good.
Thank you, actually.
That was fucking good.
Thank you, actually.
That was good.
And then suddenly?
No.
What a good time.
No, I'm not going to play the League of Legends not today.
I'm going to play sooner.
I actually am.
So you want to re-print to take the loan or to throw it?
Look at this.
Wait, we haven't saw this one.
Wait bro, let's retrain.
It's me and then this is you.
And then we can get...
And then bro, we get someone random to walk in.
It's more! It's more!
I don't even know how to do it.
I mean does it though yeah
I don't think so he's hating this bro let's be real let me sign you or
Laser?
It's like you're not doing that shit.
Wait, if you actually do it with me...
Alright.
Yo, is it point time or front time?
Um, right now I'm trying to figure out what I'm gonna try to do, also, maybe some...
Sanya?
Uh, I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna pop your channel out.
Laser, do you take time?
Bro, is anyone there?
No.
No?
No.
That's all I got.
So do we have any other people in the house?
You could have just said anyone that's black.
Any black.
Like it's not weird to say that.
Any black.
Like if you were saying I gave any white people
who would have said it,
I'm just going to use it.
I'm just going to use it.
It doesn't have to be a black person, bro.
Yeah, but do you want it to be a funny recreation
or a mid-off?
Gilly.
Gilly, that's when we did it.
Gilly!
I will give you a million dollars of Gilberts, yes.
Gilly, you got to hit me this time.
You want Gilberts to take his shirt off
and shake his butt in front of the camera.
Come on! Come on, bro! Come on, bro!
Please, bro!
Okay, I'll do it, bro.
Save it! Save it!
You have to get it by yourself.
Okay, wait, who do I get, John?
Soky. Soky's not doing it!
Now, Soky, go off, then.
Yeah.
That's true. He might walk.
He'll live here.
Maybe he'll walk.
Yeah.
K-Song?
That is not 99.9% accuracy, bros.
It's not evil.
My ass is so bored.
Is it phone time or what?
I'm so bored.
Bro, lock in.
If your name starts with the letter J, this is for you.
Can we start?
Yeah, I don't mind, man.
Wait, one second. I got something.
I got a contract coming in.
Well, give me one second.
This is why I hate it. It makes me fucking furious.
It's for one second.
Yeah, it's one second for millions of viewers of tech and television.
You know how fucking annoying it is?
It's a stimulation, yeah.
You know how fucking annoying it is?
It's totally ridiculous.
Who is he?
Who is he?
Do you want me to step out of your room?
Foozie, I'm live right now.
Foozie, I want you to put on, I'm with Jason the wheel.
Yo, it's good, bro.
Yo, it's good, it's good.
I'm scared of you.
You scared of who?
No, Jason, because I'll push up fame and you scared of me.
I won't beat your ass too.
I know you, bro.
Nah, nah, I could've, bro.
Yo, Foozie, I gotta go to the diamond gym at the end of the month,
and I need to be put through a crazy workout.
Like, I'm talking like, I want you to... I need to be murdered.
No, I got you, but you can't fuck around during it.
Like, it's not like... like...
No, no, no, no, I'm not... I'm not even gonna reach out the whole time.
Like, I want you to put me like, through an hour-and-a-half workout,
and... wait, I can't drink water, right?
You can practice.
Foozie!
Dick Ryder!
So cheap.
God, he doesn't like doing it.
But if you try like if you really try to go through it, I'll put you through it.
No, I want to I know I need to be I need to be beat like no troll
Yeah, he had a great session today. He asked me why I started boxing today
You started today. Yes. Yeah, that's certain today. I'm not I'm at 30% body fat
What the fuck
No, because you're short. I'm not gonna hold 30% because I'm a fat fuck
Yeah, it's all good. We got you in a month, but you should like use this bomb to get ready for it
Because they ain't no joke out there and they're not gonna take it like they don't they don't play around that all like they don't
Fuck around wait was are you wet?
Yeah, you didn't see him go wait wait
You have a leg day
I lost everything in the first hundred burpees and I like threw up right in the beginning
so I had nothing left for the whole workout so it was literally just trying to like
But you said a hundred burpees?
That's the warm up bro.
That's the warm up when you walk in as a gym.
And to make you wear a sweater I like working out in my tank tops or shit but I had to
wear a sweater so I was a drag.
I can't even do a hundred.
Brother, then you might want to go get on the ground and start doing a hundred.
I can't even do a hundred.
I can't even do a hundred brother then you might vote get on the ground start doing
a hundred right now.
What are you doing?
You're on the couch.
Yeah, but you laying down all sweet talking about how I'm going to die.
You're banging and tracking my albums.
We're all in the company.
No, hold on, bro.
I'm cool, bro.
I'm chill.
What the fuck are burpees?
What's fat ass?
Yo, when are you free?
You let me know.
Um, cause I live in San Diego, but I can come down whenever.
I'll come down to you.
I don't care.
I don't care.
I don't care.
I don't care.
I'm gonna text you after the stream and we'll figure it out
I bet, um...
Damn, I don't know what to tell you.
I'm like, I don't know what to tell you.
I'm like, I don't know what to tell you.
There's a thing in my language we say in Niskeen,
which is like four things, and that's what I feel in our language.
Can you get me? I want to show him.
Oh, Fuzi.
Let me know what thoughts on his body progression.
Jesus Christ.
Wait, Fuzi, Fuzi, Fuzi, Fuzi.
I'm tired of looking like this.
I don't know what to tell you.
I don't know what to tell you.
I don't want to look like this. I just want an eight-pack.
No, you got to do something. You got to do something.
You got to keep an eye on it without even thinking about it.
No, I just have tiny nipples.
Damn, I can't remember what's wrong with that. I can't, there's nobody to do the good-n-nation.
Listen, though, seriously, I want to, I need to train.
I promise you, I got you. I promise you, I got you.
Uh, I'm gonna text you to do in the mean time right now, just to get ready, because if you go into a blind...
No, I... I...
You got a six pack?
Of course you got a six pack.
Look at that, Mr. King.
You got a six pack right now?
Right now, I don't know. I'm bulking right now.
Oh, sure.
I got it. I got it.
Yeah.
Alright, listen.
I'mma text you after the stream, and maybe we can get a workout on the off-street before we do it.
Let's go.
Whatever you need, I got you.
I want you off-street.
I meant that.
Damn.
I love you bro. Alright, I'll text you after.
Alright, good job.
Have you said it?
It's kind of crazy how many men, like, he's so 42, it's insane.
Mentally 42? I mean, bro, he's been in the game for like 15 years.
Damn, how old is he? I don't know, how old is he too?
That's 42.
But he's gone through so many stages of the internet, and a lot of stages.
Proud.
I remember still...
I didn't mean to say that!
I don't even know what I'm talking about!
I don't see anything else to eat!
I don't know why I just said that.
He craffes out of me for a few years. I don't know why, man.
I guess he's trying to do better.
But I'm dead ass, bro.
I need a woman with a couple of people.
I'm gonna have him. Who else should I do it with before I know?
Bro, let me help you.
You don't push me enough. Are you retarded?
Nah, you do it for trolling.
So you'll be like, dude, you didn't do it.
I need someone who will look at me if I start...
And I'm not telling them to run up the fucking hill.
You were a gigolo, you know I'm saying it's like
Have Brad you think he would actually work me out Papa? I don't know
If you take his head
He's buff to see
He jacked or but like
Should I try the twins wings, bro?
Sarah Safari
No, I didn't be pushed like I'm dead. I'm not gonna drink water like I'm joking
Yes, he's so legit. I
I think Brad would be a good one, but I would have to tell him to really push me.
If you get a samsilic collab, that would be a good one.
Yeah, I believe that's the only one.
But Jess, should I be doing multiple people that push me before I go?
Is that too much for my body?
Like, I feel like I should probably do it like once.
You have a whole month, man.
No, barely. It's gonna be in May, so I have less than three weeks.
Exactly.
I'll swim right away.
I really pushed myself one of those days.
I'm gonna be so frustrated.
Have you ever lifted?
If you lift, I lift.
Let's go.
What?
What are they going to make me do, Jason?
Deadass.
I'm deadass.
What are they going to make me do?
Bro, don't you do Zilla or do you stop doing Zilla?
I have to stop a couple of days.
What?
Because I've been here, bro.
So you stop doing Zilla.
So where am I supposed to do that?
What am I supposed to do?
Do I get into gym?
How many?
What are you going to do?
How much is the pressure that you get?
Just the water.
It's easy.
They'll look at you and they'll just look at the water.
Our body can't have a few.
200 reps.
What?
Maybe 200 reps and then you go reverse.
200 reps.
That's cat.
No, it's not.
It's not cat.
So how's that hand pain today?
It's not.
It's just that you didn't never know how to go.
200 reps?
200 reps.
200 like this.
200 overhand and then 800 underhand.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 30.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
You're going to do 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, come on, come on, come on.
That wasn't the same one half.
You're not using it in that, bro.
24, 45, 46, open your eyes.
27, 28, 49, 50, 51.
Come on, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Open your eyes.
Open your eyes.
Is that your whole list with all of you?
No, they're not each of your fucking list.
All done?
Yeah, so lift it up, bro, lift it up.
22, 33, 24, 35.
Come on, come on, who's your legs, bro, who's that?
Nah, you gotta get it off, bro.
Get it up.
Wait, who, who, who, who, who?
The guy counts for you.
Who, who, who?
The guy's funny.
Go, go, go, go!
Three, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine,
eight, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine,
get up, get up, get up, get up!
You gotta do two hundred!
I can't!
You gotta do two hundred!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
We're not even out of the way!
I can't go!
Three, three, six.
Seven, one.
Seven, eight, nine, six.
Help, figure it out, bro.
Figure it out, figure it out, figure it out.
I come on, bro.
No, no, no, no.
You're gonna quit it.
You wanna be a quitter?
Come on, bro.
Four, 65, 66.
Come on, come on, bro.
One, two, three.
Come on!
Where are the boxes?
Come on!
Come on!
Go!
No, no, no, no, no.
Get the fucking weight up, bro.
Get the weight up.
I want my two, nine, three, nine, four, nine, five, my six, nine, seven,
and eight, nine, nine.
How do I do that?
Halfway, halfway, halfway.
What?
Halfway, halfway.
Hold on, hold on.
I'm just sliding around.
Hold on, hold on.
I'm not letting you back in, bro.
Can't back in.
I need to.
No, you can't.
I'm not actually.
No, this actually is a hard one.
No, no, no, 100 more.
One.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
I'm told you, I'm told you.
I'm resetting my arm.
Okay, I'm holding you.
You do like that.
It's helpful if you're honestly with me or with me.
Okay, okay.
But you don't wanna walk, go.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine,
10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20,
16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, come on, come on bro, come on bro, come on bro, come on bro,
it's over for you buddy, it's over for you buddy.
Oh, I'm still, it's my third, my fourth.
My five and six and seven and eight,
it's from nine, 30, 31, 32, 33, 40.
Come on, bro, come on, bro, come on, bro.
You want training, this is training, man.
Use your whole body.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine,
that's good, now use your fucking belly.
Yeah, use your chest, bro, use your,
drive through your legs.
Say, let me stop it.
Hell nah.
No, no, no, no.
One, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,
nine, 40, four, one, four, two, three, four, five, six,
one more time, one more time, one more time, one more time.
come on bro get through this and you're done
get through this and you're done
get through this and you're done hurry
oh my god bro this is just like sad dude
this is sad bro this is just one of those fucking workouts
i really fucked up my wrist
game man come on
i really fucked up my wrist
what do you mean
i fucked up my wrist
oh please
bro uncle will leave you staring at you
and you'll be disappointed
and he'll probably tell you to fucking die
i'm telling you to die
die die die die die
50, 50, 52, 53, 54, 55, 66, 77, 88, 89.
So you see?
Come on, come on, bro.
Come on, bro.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Come on, brother, brother.
Bro, what's the matter?
Last time.
Come on, come on, you die.
One, two, three.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
I do it with my legs.
Go!
3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
Come on bro, that's 71?
71 or 81?
81 bro, 81.
Come on bro, go!
Go!
1, 2, 3, talk more.
What the fuck are you doing, you real pushups?
You real put your knees on the ground.
Go, go.
I can't.
What are you talking about, there's 20 more of your knees on the ground.
What the fuck are those?
Yeah, that's old.
Fuck, bro.
You want to try it, bro?
Come on, bro.
Bro, is that water coming out of your skin?
What is that?
What is that?
What is that?
No sir, what is that?
No sir.
What is that?
What is that?
No sir.
What is that?
No sir.
55 push ups.
55.
Figure it out, bro.
I need the board.
I need the board.
No, no you don't, bro.
You don't.
Here.
I don't even know what this is.
It's a board.
There's no fucking door, bro.
There's no door.
What the fuck are you doing, bro?
What the fuck are you doing, man?
It's the first thing.
35 pushes.
What's he gonna grab?
Huh?
It's not fun.
It's just funny.
It's funny.
30 barefoot, 35.
Now you do that, and I'll hit you with it.
And I'll hit you with one of those, bro.
Get your fucking knees off the ground.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Get the fuck off the ground!
No, no, knees off the ground.
What's up, Sam?
It's over for you, bro.
It's over for you, bro.
That's 100 push ups you gotta do.
That's how you do it.
That's how you do it.
And you just sit down like that.
How are you doing?
You can't go.
35, 35.
35.
2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19.
No, no, no, no, don't push her knees up a girl.
Don't push her knees.
Come on, come on, come on, bro.
Come on.
What's just funny?
What's up?
No, no, what's funny?
No, no, no, don't worry about me, bro.
What about yourself?
You just put your hand on the ground.
That's 20 more.
That's 20 more.
That's 20 more.
That's 20 more.
I can't see you, bro.
You're already five wishes.
Okay, five wishes.
Yes.
That's what they make me do, bro.
I need water.
No, I need water.
I need water.
I want it.
I want it.
I need water.
Get on the ground.
Did you earn your water?
Did you earn your water?
I did well, bro.
This is one set, by the way.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
That's it.
Eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, twenty, twenty,
twenty-one, twenty-two, twenty-three, twenty-four, twenty-five, twenty-six, twenty-seven,
26, 27, 28, 29, 31, 22.
There you go, there you go, bro.
Okay, count that guy.
They'll probably tell you to go all the way down,
but you can't, you know.
That was one fucking, that was one, bro.
And then you gotta redo that.
How many did you do?
You gotta do 200 more of these.
And you gotta, oh my God, the shoulder press?
It's over for you, man.
200 of these?
How many more are we gonna say what you did?
It was a three-hour footage.
Three hours of footage, bro.
Three hours of footage.
That was like 10 minutes.
I was 10 minutes.
I'm not gonna lie, Jinxie.
You're done. I don't know.
Case on the flat, bro.
Worst case on that, bro.
I'm getting a water. I'm getting a water.
I'm coming after.
I'm not gonna lie. Is there even a reason I should go?
I don't know.
I'm serious. I don't want to waste their time.
Chad, should I still go?
Might as well.
Bro, like, that was not about, like, my biggest thing.
What the fuck are you looking at?
Why really can't do it?
I just can't get it wrong. I had to change my ways.
I just did 200 reps. No, of chest press.
What? A bar?
Yeah.
So go get it.
Yes.
Yeah, I got it from there.
Where you did it?
The third.
I did do it, that's what they call it.
Outlaw, if we start acting, go to someone who's not a dork.
Meanwhile
I
What do you know?
I wasn't trying to cover me, so that's too hot here.
Oh yeah, I'm sure it is.
It's not a shit.
So you have to leave?
I'm a hundred years old, basically.
Well, this is your room, bro.
It's my fucking room and it's where you fucking play me.
You guys like that?
Um, there's absolutely fucking nothing here.
It's got this little blow, bro.
Well, I'm trying to figure out how to utilize the water heater to the room right there.
I utilize the water heater so the room right there and utilize it with the set up
I'm thinking of breaking this wall and use the water heater
So maybe I just actually...
Oh, shit, maybe be careful man, but it's my set up
I'm just looking at my fucking head yesterday
Look, today I'm fat
You can't cover it, look look look
Whenever you go desktop, I'm going in there with the bar and I'm trying to see if I can get some going.
You better practice.
I'm gonna be practicing.
I know, we have to practice practice.
Oh, like actually though, like yeah, when I'm in my room, I'm gonna have to switch, I'm gonna have to start just cranking them.
Even though it's not about me, but still.
I should be dead in the room.
Let's go back to desktop.
Hey Chad.
Hey Chad.
Where's your fight?
What?
Uh, let's go back.
You're welcome.
Who's this guy talking to?
No, I'm just...
Well, do you want me to get a drink of coffee or not?
Good day.
No.
He's not just chatting and walking.
Yo, trying to make that TikTok?
Try to make that TikTok?
You all right?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Hey, you guys are fucking making hair, man.
What is that, egg roll?
Of course.
Wait, you got more?
Wait, can I have one?
Not everything is in egg roll.
Oh, what was that?
I heard egg roll.
Don't be out of competition.
Core one and make a tick tock.
Now you can come and ask.
So, if you're actually gonna like it, it's gonna take off you a bunch.
I'm no longer rocking without a two-day music in my face for a fucking hour.
Are you in line?
Come on.
Dude, good thing this is here, bro.
Take some shots. Good.
I mean, I'm just trying to look at the frame, and then, ready?
No?
Come on, Jerry, do it.
Do it for the core page.
I'm not throwing ass, I'm not throwing ass, bro.
Well, you chew it.
Okay, what if you do it?
Wait, what if you just walk?
I'm not gonna be throwing ass in the same way as you, eh?
That's the creepiest thing that I've ever done.
That's the spiky thing.
They're saying it's Nick Fosca.
Holy water, take me to the river.
I don't know what I told you.
What the fuck even?
Wait, oh my god, can I try that food that you've ever done?
Let's take a try.
Wait, let's get you something!
Have I ever seen this sauce a bunch of times?
No, no, fucking no!
You have to start saying no to food.
I'm not saying that.
I'm not saying that.
I'm not saying that.
I'm not saying that.
I'm not saying that.
I'm not saying that.
I'm not saying that.
You have to start saying, you know the boo game.
Why am I always so hungry, something?
Because you keep breaking your fucking stomach.
You're trying to get it from your stomach.
Because it's boring.
Because you're not doing anything.
Like, when you get bored, you're like,
a lot of times you get worms in your stomach.
Oh, you got parasites.
You got parasites.
That's what makes me fat.
Yeah.
What the fuck is the matter, guys?
Look at me!
That was a bad one, man.
You ever think like in New York, you'd be 30 years old doing this?
I'm not 30, I'm 28.
And I never, you think I've been living with $30 million, but 20 million, how I mentioned it in fucking California, I'd say so.
Hey, fuck a straight shot.
He's got to be blessed, bro.
He's worth his water for you, bro.
We're really blessed.
I came out of Arlington, you came out of Cherry Hill, you came out of...
To the backyard, too?
I came out of that, I came out of Cunos, in Fulsi.
Yeah.
Brooklyn, in the 40s.
Oh, brother.
He's in just half kick, man.
Oh, doctor.
Can you help me?
Hey!
I have no bitrate, so I figured I'd hop on with you, like, all times.
Hey, man.
He's back.
Sonny.
How old were you?
31.
I appreciate you using your bit rate.
I saw it's like 18,000 I think?
Yeah, 19,000.
That's a lot of bit rate bro.
You know what I'm saying?
So what's up?
Show me what it's like.
It isn't.
So Debbie, me and Debbie Ron.
And then you come right here.
What would I do?
You have to do the black guy.
Let's do it man. I have so much energy right now. Yeah, you got a circular stuff. No,
no, no. Come on. That's a bad tiktok. It's like, can't do that. Let's do it. What's the
hold up? Yeah? Sure, bro. Let's do it. Yo, Sophie, you want to do it too? Let's do it.
Come on man, you're the big woo, you're the woo-ee-sa woo-ee-sa.
Y'all, this is so racist, right?
Nah, say it, go ahead.
Say it, say it, say it.
What, you saw something on my chest, what is it?
I saw something on your chest.
You don't have a chest. I mean, I was talking about...
What is Kaisenac on your back? I saw Kaisenac on Twitter or Instagram.
Yeah, this was his best time. When did you work it over?
He's gonna snap all of us and come back.
Is that what's going to happen? I just realized, is he going to snap his fingers like, oh, is there going to get banned and he's going to go out?
Because he put a fat one so it's his shrimp story.
Oh my god.
No, no, no.
That's...
Behemoth!
That's a bit ticked up.
Come on.
Come on, man. Let's do it.
I got a sound.
Hold on. Is that it?
Yeah, shake that butt.
All right, come on. Let's do it.
All right, let's get down to do it.
Come on, man.
Are you going to do it with us?
Nah, I'm going to do it with you.
I'll probably watch.
Why?
I don't know how to do that either.
I'm gonna try to go off.
Alright, so who's the right man?
It's her.
Wait, who's actually, is it fine to sit still?
Yeah, I don't know.
This is the way to sit.
I don't even go to crap.
You don't move? It's like...
Nah, you like stroke to air.
Oh, you're so...
You would think like when we left, you know,
32 is here, 32 is here, yes, December 32, yes, you're not 31, I'm 31, I'm 31, 32 is here,
I'm 31, why are we out of here, it's 31, 7 months, wait, you're, oh my god, you're 31,
and you're, he bought a turn, he bought a turn, 32 is here, and he said, who's the guy
What are your friends doing?
Most of my friends from high school are all married.
But I love you guys so there's actually a percentage on the internet that shows that marriages are down 50%.
Actual statistics.
Yeah, they're down.
What about you? We're two years apart.
What about you?
Two, three, four, five, six, seven, okay.
But your client is away.
I'm gonna be honest, both of you have to start looking.
AHHHHHH!
What is the whole point of marriage?
That's the thing, bro.
Do you wanna get married?
I don't want this book.
God will provide.
And rest of it.
I'll show you.
I'll love for a fact. I'll love for a fact.
And you will be billed above all odds.
Is he taking right on you, H?
He's just so used to being a loose beat.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There you go. There you go.
There you go.
I'm excited
That was good, I was doing it!
Come on, Woo!
Come on, come on, bro.
That was tough, bro.
That's a thing, bro.
That was it.
Come on, Woo.
We got a lot of run time.
I'm not here right now, because I'm saying come on, Woo.
I'm not here.
Well, just get your off-stream or farming in the corner.
You're not here to farm.
I'm not here to farm.
I'm not here to farm.
I'm not here to farm.
I'm not here to farm.
I'm not here to farm.
Bro, I'll fuck with that.
If you can't play Marble Riders, bro, I don't even think I'm in the house.
They said he'd hear us.
Tell me that for a week, bro!
I can't believe this shit!
I can't believe this shit!
Go away!
Wait, so why can't you do the shoulder?
For some reason, the connection at the front of the house is fucking ass.
Do you want me to go on a basis?
Yeah, you need to go on.
Oh, I saw Lacy's.
Yeah, that's Mark.
That's Mark.
Why are you just still Lacy's like that?
We're just mulling the store.
Why are you still Lacy's like that?
Oh, I'm not.
I'm Lacy's.
Lacy's retired.
Lacy's retired.
Lacy's retired.
Let's take a mess up right now.
Alright, so what are we doing?
I'm going to lie, I said the sun came in.
You look right, the sun is no where near me.
Look at that jaw, each cape shifted.
I'm going to ask you.
Yo, I'm not going to lie, bro.
Yo, whatever's going on here, it's the bullshit, right?
You ain't got all the energy here.
Let's get some fucking to do something.
I want some more salt.
You want a lot, I just hate a lot.
What are you looking for, you?
Oh shit, and you could have played Marvel Michaels, like fucking blow up man.
Oh well I'll tell the truth, bro.
You're telling me to blow up?
You're telling me to eat?
Yeah, maybe instead of me to blow up, so I can agree to go shake ass and fucking kiss away.
God damn it, it's not shaking ass, it's strokes.
You do stroke all the time, homie.
Whoa.
Okay, what do I do?
I think it's on your right, bro. Let's go.
Woo!
There we go.
That's right, bro. Do we have any tomatoes, like, except for?
I don't know.
I like tomatoes.
Should I eat tomatoes in here?
Um, um, um, um, um, um, um.
What is that?
What is this?
Free flip.
Ah, that was a hard one.
Free flip.
Free flip.
I was a hard one.
I was just getting off free flip.
Yo, who's is this?
Yours?
Who is this?
I don't know.
No, because I knew it was.
Oh, no!
Oh, we got it.
And it's anode-free-inch-ball-mounted-take-one.
It's not gonna hurt.
No, that's the group tree.
Oh, shit.
Protein-pack-quick-length.
What's this?
No, I'm eating this.
No, it's anode-free-inch-ball-mounted-chop.
It's proteins?
Damn!
Oh, God, it says 160 calories.
You're lactose.
Wait, wash your hands before you eat.
Old motherfucker, shut the fuck up.
Let me get a floor of your lactose gang.
I'm lactose gang.
I'm lactose.
I'm lactose.
I'm lactose.
I'm lactose.
I'm lactose.
I'm lactose.
I'm lactose.
I'm lactose.
I'm lactose.
I'm lactose.
Fuckin' fat ass!
You should be a little better.
I'm on your ingress so I gotta follow you.
Yo Jason!
Big Apple?
Why are you following me?
I'm on your ingress.
So I have to go to the desktop.
I'm gonna probably go to Jason's.
I'm pregnant, I guess.
Really?
They started me to work.
Yeah, I just want to say hi to my friends.
Oh, don't worry.
Let's go to the TikTok, all right, won't we?
As soon as they say, hi, come on.
Wow, we're making progress.
Toodle-loo.
Tootsies.
Toodle-loo.
Fuck.
Yeah, that's what I mean.
That's what I mean.
Hey!
I've been on 1,000 subs since like that to the 7th album.
Like, people just decided to say, fuck myself.
Like, that was eight months ago, man.
Y'all can stop.
Drake was just here.
What the hell?
All right.
We gotta go do it over here, y'all.
Wait, I think it was over there.
No, it wasn't.
It wasn't.
Look.
See it again?
I can see the stairs.
So you two are doing that part?
What?
The DG?
Oh, the DG.
The DG.
The DG.
The DG.
The DG.
Oh, I'm marching here, right?
No, I'm there.
You're right.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
Nah, you're right here.
I'm gonna be crushing you guys, go back to the video.
I'm so late.
Hey, no, this is not ideal.
This is like a gay shit, I've never done that.
This is content.
And I've been on all four fucking pregnant races
putting on my ass.
This is gonna go...
Okay, so that's how you...
I'm gonna grab you, I'm gonna grab me.
Okay, I'm gonna grab you, I'm gonna grab you.
Alright.
Let's do it, man!
Holy shit.
Woo!
That was scary.
Yeah, man.
It's fucking cool, man.
You're the mom of the house.
I said 200 reps, bro.
You saw her?
Come on, give it.
You're about to be hard.
Come on, two times.
That's how to be art.
It's just art.
Yeah, there you go.
It's like this.
Bro, I got a student phone, bro.
I got a student phone that toss it on the couch.
Wait, it's like this?
You're a noble back.
I'm a tenor holder.
I'm not noble back.
Bro, come on, bro.
I mean, I really don't know.
What am I doing?
Bro, bro, you acting like you've never done worse, man.
Wait, so who am I bringing in?
You or Jay?
So someone leave there.
Who are you bringing in?
Okay, bro, I'm bringing in.
What do you want me to do?
Yeah, look at it, bro.
This is hard.
Yeah, there you go.
It's like this.
So someone leaves it
Grab your phone throw it on the couch
I'm gonna
Did I go second or you go third?
This is so good.
Oh my god.
This is so annoying.
I'm a good content creator.
A good content creator doesn't say no.
This is good content creator.
What do you want me to do, bro?
Are you going ground?
Yeah, buy some fucking archive. Do something interesting.
Let's do it.
I'm not singing up W from the chat, man.
Son, I'm ready.
You got to get me out.
I'm pretty sure I could talk to her.
Yeah, talk to her.
You got to get me out on you, man.
It's all make the emo yet or now.
No, no, no.
It's all make one of my face would be on you.
No one's make one of your face.
How are you doing?
I'm just a bit chill on you.
Some two days ago.
I like my bagels hard.
Pro. Yeah.
Yeah, it's just a bagel.
Yeah, it's free carbs.
I worked out to that.
Doesn't matter.
It's not good.
You don't think you're bored?
You know what it is?
I think when I was younger, I needed to chew on something.
Like, you know what it is?
Don't come up with these things.
Good methods.
So what you do is you sign it to a different account,
but then you run the ads, then you get it yourself.
So then that way you're good.
You're at the ads.
So you add revenue.
Okay.
Talk to you tomorrow.
My heart.
Yeah, I'm bald.
What?
Say something to ball my heart right now.
I
You're, you're, no one. I don't want to see no sons, no son-ins, no mijos, no nothing, bruh.
Here we go. Ready?
Alright, here we go.
Pull you up.
Who's ready, girl?
Oh yeah, for Ron, come to me here, I'ma pull you up.
So you come here, and if you wanna wait for the camera, I'll pull you back in, and then we go around.
Wait, are you, do you guys come here and see what's going on?
I don't know what the video is.
And then what I do, I just go like this.
Yeah, and then I'm going to pull you like this.
And then you go behind me, and then I go...
It's obviously a piece of art.
Oh, this way, so I have to be here?
No, you need to vest, you go like that.
But you pull it right up.
So I'm going to move with dancing this way.
Yeah. Okay.
Wait, so, okay, so I'll pull you here.
No, but no.
over there listen listen we go this way but you fall over there and then so I'm
here with them oh I run over there you run and then you pull
Holy shit.
Alright, come on.
Alright, one take, one take.
Here, bro, right here.
You're going...
Come on, bro.
It's gonna be good.
Make sure you hit the couch.
Wait, what do you mean?
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Wait!
What's the problem?
Bro, no, you go away!
You go across the track!
You start on this side.
You start on this side.
Wait!
I thought I saw you.
Oh!
And then we go around this side.
When you guys are over there, are you guys supposed to be on screen or not?
No, I'm not on screen.
Okay.
I feel like Harry Potter.
I feel like Harry Potter.
Let me keep it still because I'm bringing back my totally camera.
Go, go.
Me and him.
Come on, man.
It's out of focus.
Okay, but I need it.
Okay, that's fine.
Put that in the drafts.
It's already deleted.
Come on, man.
Where am I supposed to go?
You go to the K-Song, right?
Then go.
We like, yeah, try to walk.
So I go right there, you go to K-Song, and then you go behind your life.
You're behind your life.
So you come behind.
You're second.
You're second.
Come on, come on, come on.
You guys ready?
It was literally perfect.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
One more!
One more!
Come on, that was good!
That was really perfect!
Yeah!
That was good!
When I'm gay, at least I do it like randomly.
We're structuring like how we're doing this, bro.
Come on, come on.
Stop, stop.
Think about how many times they did it in a row.
Yeah, I cannot believe they actually did that shit.
you
you
you
you
you
Yeah, I don't know but I give credit, bro. I give credit. I really give credit
I
Could have made it I said what do I want to do you should have that guy box it out
Wait, who's that? I was funny. No, he's not funny. Anyway, I'm saying you should
Oh, man, so if I was 18 and 2016 you know that that's gonna make anyone say talks
Thank you actually me here. Let me give you an audio
I'm gonna give you some audio to play on hold on. I just saw
Oh.
Taylor Holder all takes that daddy.
Yeah, his hips move pretty well.
Oh!
I'm not gonna, I'm gonna call him a bad word, bruh.
Do it again, what are you doing?
He's hitching me, man.
One, two.
Shit sexy.
It makes you feel a little uncomfortable.
Well, it was really hidden though, making millions.
Who's starting with that one?
About a guy.
Hmm.
Yeah.
Let's get started.
All right, boys.
All right, boys.
All right, boys.
Don't want to say what you think.
Are you guys going back to your setups?
Yeah.
All right, boys.
Dude.
It was bright.
Yeah.
All right, boys.
All right, boys.
All right, boys.
All right, boys.
All right, boys.
All right, boys.
All right, boys.
All right, boys.
All right, boys.
I'm gonna show you how to do that.
I'll be out there in a few seconds.
Hey boys, successful then?
Successful.
Hey boys.
Hey boys.
Can I awkward him the same way?
Hey boys.
Just a second.
How's the garden doing you think?
At least maybe one strawberry, I might have popped by now.
I mean, I'm not gonna lie, this looks beautiful, does it not?
No trollchette. Does this not look pretty?
Sweet till we get better.
I don't know, is there any in there?
Everyone compliment the plants. Get the monkey too. He's probably drunk.
You dirty monkey, boy you, you dirty monkey, come on.
You wanna get wet?
Guys, everyone talk to the plants, they can hear you.
I'm dead ass, plants can dead ass hear you.
You're so pretty and you're gonna grow so big
and so amazing.
Don't ever let anyone tell you you can't.
You guys are so pretty.
Now you do it.
You know, you guys got this, man.
Just keep on growing, keep putting your roots in the ground
and just keep working hard, man.
Just keep showing up every day and good things will happen.
Did you mean that?
Yeah.
One more bro, come on, need more positive.
Let's say something nice about them.
You are so pretty.
You look good.
You're gonna grow and you're gonna be amazing.
I just know that you're gonna be the hottest jalapeno on earth.
Mmm, that's good.
Three knuckles.
Do you have some skin there?
Yeah.
You, you're gonna be the tomatoist tomato we've ever seen and you're gonna grow up and
be so nice.
I'm just gonna retweet that one.
Okay.
Words out of my mouth.
I'm gonna grow.
I'm not gonna lie, bro.
We made it.
I know.
You know what, you know what, you know what daddy's thinking, right?
What the fuck?
Wait, hold on, stand right there.
Stand back here.
Feel fear to screenshot if it's hard.
Does it look hard?
Feel free to screenshot y'all making a wallpaper.
How hard is this?
Is it cool?
Does it look cool?
It's pretty neat.
Like are they going to take screenshots?
Probably.
Like how hard are the screenshots?
They probably click the button pretty hard.
Can I take a screenshot?
If you want.
I'll buy you a car bro right now.
What do you wanna buy me?
Cardi one bro.
Um, Pagani?
What?
So what?
It's like, I don't know, it's like this one car.
It's like P, A, G, A, N, I.
They look nice, they're all right.
All right, buy it, here it is.
I got it for you.
Fuck, can you just go to the convenience later me and you?
In the force.
Just fucking go for it.
Yes.
You know what daddy's thinking, huh?
Listen, bro, there's a fucking Denver dragon to be slayed.
See, like, that's my language, man.
But I don't know if you're ready.
I'm ready, man.
Are you ready?
I've been ready, yes.
Get a little shirt on.
Dad, is he ready?
I don't think he's ready for the final episode.
There's going to be three intents.
What is K being?
It says it's 80 degrees, it's like, it's like my mom.
How do they keep putting this fucking tech walk?
Last thing before we get off.
You seen it?
Are you seeing it or not?
Marsha is the hardest part.
Huh?
Can you see your cars?
What are you talking about?
My shit look clean.
Good to see you.
What?
I don't know if you can see the cars.
What are you talking about?
My shit heart is flood.
It is a crazy view.
My shit crazy.
No way my fucking camera's overheating alright.
I was asking for me, um, does he know I've been streaming a whole fucking day just because
he gets here in a late time doesn't mean I gotta just stop what I'm doing for fucking
me.
Oh, nice.
That's really nice, I should say.
That's fucking phenomenal.
Who's ready to play some fucking video games in finish or be started?
Let me know right fucking now.
Finish.
Yeah, can y'all hear me can y'all hear me or no
Oh
Huh
You look sexy, bro
Chattace you look good
Well, oh, yeah, you look handsome. You look kind of firing
Like poop
Bro, come on. I can't wait all along
Bro it's fucking hot as a mug in my room yo chat
Jason's calling bro lasers off work, dude
Lays is off work
I want to be honest with you the fries emote dead ass
What are you sending me?
Bro Jason like why I don't give a fuck about this. I'm gonna say
Congratulations on the new era man. You and the other
I'm good. I'm good. Um, why did you say this? What?
Guys, we're gonna play games when Lays is ready. All right, so everyone just say okay. I'm not reacting to this
Miho young who the fuck is that?
New emo chat W's Miho
Outlaw what are you kekwan?
How the fuck did you do this?
I'm not even kidding chat.
Does anyone else just miss Pepsi?
Bro, imagine if Pepsi is here right now just viving with us.
But the TikTok is too gay for them.
Hahaha.
Bro, guys.
Okay, not even the top 10 games that you did there this other time.
I'm gonna be honest with you.
I've done gay shit.
True.
Actually true, okay?
Okay, but but is it gay to produce a whole tiktok straight up to sippy gay?
Like bro, come on me. Oh like me. Oh
Like come on
Like that ass
Yes, yes, yes
I'm gonna be real since rugs video came out finally guys. Look what rug gave me as a fucking housewarm gift
Yo, look at this. Look at this guys
Look what he got me
Hold, hold on, hold on.
A PSA-10 bubble meal.
Wow.
Dude, he said, bro, I look at this, it's $3,000 for a single fucking car.
For a singular fucking car.
I'm that ass.
Yo, W-Rug, dude, that ass, W-Rug.
For a singular chord. This is three bands. Should I flip this or should I save it dead ass?
What the fuck was that? What am I a bad person?
I'm beating dragon with legs
What the fuck is the sun doing in my fucking face?
What the fuck is the sun doing?
Bro chat, I'm dead ass.
When the internet is set up properly and also my AC can turn on, like bro it's over.
It's over bro.
I'm gonna become-
I'm angry at the sun? Yeah, it's in my fucking face. Treasure chain, bring the wheel. Do you think I'm a fucking dumbass?
I'm not doing no type of treasure trade. Minecraft gardening picture of you and Jason
Is this AI this AI I would assume right?
Wait, why do I look so fat in this photo?
Wait, how many views did my tweet get it probably got so many views look at this. Oh wow people actually fuck with this
Let's read some of the comments
Stretchy goober sunion bun
Okay
fries
What in the fuck am I even looking at right here?
Son-Yin
Fake photo got it got it. Yo chat everyone summon lays bro. I'm gonna try who the fuck is this a month
I'm gonna try calling lays ready
Wait, how the fuck are you in my room?
Are you gonna go in your setup?
Are you ready or no, dude, we're literally gonna beat this dude
Bro, can you explain to me like how to fix it so it's not hot?
Mine's still broken. It's really really hot. I gotta buy it. I got to buy the fan
Can you tell, can you tell, uh, horse grip?
Yeah, I'll tell him.
I think grip thinks all our AC's are fine.
No, they're not.
My shit is a sauna too, like, you just.
Bro, Chad, if you knew how hot my room is,
you'd be like, damn bro, you deserve three weeks off.
Should buy, like, uh, your mine.
Bro, close the curtain, bro, it's not about the curtain.
It's fucking nice out, it feels good out.
First time chatter, what did he say?
Hey, Ron's willing to know you are starting
you get grays in your hair, you might want to get that fixed.
What are you even talking about?
I don't have any grays in my hair.
I don't see them.
You fucking dork.
Hey, John, why are you laughing?
Can you tell ladies to talk and laugh a bit more quieter,
and let streamers be streamers?
This guy got banned from the column.
Look at that.
It's fair, though.
Is that where you were sad today?
No, there's nothing that I am able to say that would make
me act different.
No.
I wouldn't say that if I sat there in a fake laugh and you guys were making that weird ass TikTok, bro.
Oh.
I think it's not funny anymore.
What is Keeson doing?
Who's here?
I don't get what they're doing.
Who the fuck is that?
Really, can we step in here real quick?
Can we step in here really?
We have to set up a rail really fast, but I think that line is coming from in here,
but this is my road.
They told you we don't work here?
Well, we have to do it.
Yeah, it's emergency here.
Emergency.
Every one of you is a... every one of you is a...
You gotta have that... have that in your head.
It's nothing. It's no worries, man.
Fuck, it's the...
Okay, man. Do what you gotta do, bro.
You're not gonna get me in the top of the...
Yeah, just talk to the chum...
Who is that?
I'm not... I'm not...
What the fuck?
What's that like, man?
What's that?
Street!
Yeah, what's that?
It's just...
You know...
Now you don't know what a death is.
I'm gonna put my hands up, but I'm gonna...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, this is all tool cameraman why is he's on top like that?
Yeah
Albro, all right, let's finish this voice
Let's fucking finish this. Let's finish being minors and let's get off. Simple as that.
Why do you focus on hate? What are you talking about? The way you ignore the comments,
he only falls a certain. Who the fuck is this? Dude, what are you sending me? Who the fuck?
Dude don't ever send me that fucking shit ever in your life. I'm not gonna lie outlaw
Let's change the title to last episode get your eye was here is ready if you were dead ass here
Dead ass
This is the last episode
Who was actually here for every singular episode where you put me on your second monitor with Lays?
Who was here? Who was here where I was on every one second monitor while they were doing work homework, etc
You were on my TV
Where you guys watching me on main mom? I just saw a main monitor with a bandage with a heart by John's wow
That's so sweet
Well, that's love dude
Main monitor heart. Oh, I just saw first-time chatter. You're so important to me. You're on my first
Guys, who did this?
Wait, this is the type of love, bro, I just saw someone say main monitor or heart.
Ron, I put you on my-
Hello?
Miho?
Miho?
No, no.
Bro, this is love what they're doing in my chat.
What is it?
They're all saying they put me on their main monitor with a bandage of the heart
That's actually nice
Well, I'm not even kidding when I see can we just all be positive for like the next hour
They did it. I just want to see what I just want to see what it feels like bro because this is beautiful
Well, these bandages with hearts are so nice
Look at this main monitor with hearts six monitor, why do you have six monitors?
Why does someone have six monitors?
Well boys, this is the end.
Drop it, I was here, y'all.
I think my game is launching.
Yeah, it is.
Just slowly.
Drop it, fucking I was here.
Well boys, I guess this is it.
I'm nervous.
If you're nervous and hey guys, if you've been enjoying this Let's Play and you're
gonna miss these days, drop a mate.
Who's gonna miss these days?
The late night Minecraft session.
This is gonna be something that we're always gonna remember.
dude laser you're gonna miss this dude
I'm god and I might even just have to get on by myself just keep playing the
world
say on God I'm god I would do that
you know a brawl just I'm gonna walk in again
I gotta start this episode row our viewers are getting mad in the top record are you
stupid bitch
don't ever fucking hit me
Just you motherfucker!
Dude. Oh my god, I have really bad news. What?
It's not gonna be logging to my account.
Say it when I need it.
I'm trying to fix it right now. Here you go.
Guys. On God, it's not working. Don't say that bro. Don't ever scare me.
Did someone, did someone hack you? Yo, whoever's hacking lays. Can you stop right now? That us. And if it's you, can you just tell us so we know? Please?
Yo chat be honest one through ten how does this look like this this like our base so far
this is like the last episode that y'all are gonna see we might have to do some
off-stream mining for real it's not that bad bro the matter daddy cave wait we
We gotta start episode, come on.
Holy sexy, hold on, come here, I'm gonna.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo,
YouTube nation.
Today is the official last episode of the Minecraft series.
Yes, I know y'all have been waiting for it.
Everyone, drop a mean right now if you were there
for all the episodes right now.
We wanna see right now.
Last episode, we smashed one million likes, ladies!
Woo!
Woo-hoo-hoo!
Yes.
Lightwork, no reaction, right?
I'll get your big ones.
This episode, even though it's the finale,
we're looking for 17 million likes from this video,
and we will officially do more episodes, okay?
So smash this like button with-
Smash the shades.
What are you gonna smash it with this time?
See, we've done eye, we've done pinky, we've done elbow.
You know what, how about you guys just go ahead and suplex the like button?
Suplex the like button, y'all.
Just go ahead and suplex it, man.
Let's begin.
We're going to go straight into the episode, y'all.
So this is the last one.
So drop a high five here, y'all.
And yeah, let's go check it out, man.
To the end, we go.
That's where you go.
Okay, I'm going to have the editors cut it.
I'm not going to lie, bro.
Bro, I swear to God, I hate all these guys.
It is so fucking boring doing this shit every single day.
I'm so glad this series is ending.
I'm deadass, bro.
Wait to play Minecraft and then chant my armor and go fight the Ender Dragon. What am I a fucking loser?
I'm a grown-ass man, bro. I need to get a drink in my system
I need a fucking Marlboro and I need to actually just take some off the edge
Not this sissy ass fucking game, bro. This game reminds me of a fucking Twitter Thanos, too. Actually though
I'm about to upgrade all my armor. We're going bro. I'm not even kidding
This is about to be this is dead ass about to be serious chat. This is only serious gamers only
Yo, if you're not serious get the fuck out of the chat
Deadass chat! This is serious gamers only!
Don't worry I'm gonna get you airwaves.
I'm grabbing a diamond sword.
You like my sword sword sword my diamond sword sword you cannot ignore.
Chat look at this little method right here by the way.
Little tips and tricks by Staborn Auto.
All you got to do is just go up like this
And then you take your shovel and you just go down and you collect all the split just like that
The positive guys going
Let me just see something or they still put in positive in a shutter
No, they're looking better be those are getting sent to heaven here bro take all of us
Here I'm gonna give you
36 job guys there you go
This episode's gonna be special I'm bringing Ricardo with us to the end
Holy shit, you might be the first dog to go to the end recorder was going to the fucking end, bro
We're bringing recorders to the end
Wait, I need to make a bow and upgrade it.
Dude, just go get one dude, hurry man, the viewers are waiting!
Dude, the whole process, the whole point of Minecraft is the process to everything.
Ricardo, are you excited?
Yeah.
Actually, WFK Ricardo.
Alright.
Guys, ready?
Are you ready, Matt or no?
Yeah, I'm gonna go upgrade my sword in my what's it called?
Boge, what the fuck is a boat?
Yo, Boge, how do I go live?
Guys is it possible for Ricardo to fucking die in the end or is he like unbaked unbreakable?
Yo, Boge
He could fall off the edge
Ricardo bro if you die I kill myself in real life. Who's with me?
That's sleep, bro. Let's get our last let's get our last sleeping bro. The final slumber the final slumber chat
It's actually intense. I feel it. I ain't trolling. I feel it way. I need a water bucket. There's a bucket in there somewhere
Let's fucking do it. Come on. Don't don't get sleepy, bro. We're in the end ready. Oh
My god, wait, where do they go?
Um, we're down and I, Gigi's.
And back to the another we go.
Oh, Gigi's, we're down and I.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Alright.
Come on, let's move.
How many blocks are you supposed to go, Chad?
Chad?
Hold on, this music's so key-hitting.
Hold on.
I don't know.
Aye, aye, aye.
Don't ever tell me to leave Ricardo at home, though.
Ricardo has made it through this whole let's play sitting down doing nothing.
Today we're gonna celebrate with him and he's gonna make it to the end.
Ricardo, we love you bro.
One.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Do it
Yes, double use this is so beautiful brothers, it's so peaceful
Life's great
life's great bro when you just have like a light what the fuck did someone die what
the fuck is this hero Brian goob life's great bro when you just enjoy the
process of life anyone else agree just enjoy life like we're really like this
is it man this is really the good life place we're in a mansion together we're
Finishing our let's play
It doesn't get any better than this I'm not even kidding
There's nothing there's nothing Ricardo. What can I complain about?
Where's Ricardo aiming gaming after a hard day of work
Wait, where's Ricardo?
Wait
There's a quarter not TV Chad Chad wait Chad
Do we go back to Ricardo?
Look no.
Good, but...
Bro, Ricardo.
You can't be mad at it, I did.
How do I...
What do you mean?
You might be holding down the base.
No, I can't...
You stay here.
I'm gonna go find it.
Okay.
But you have to swim back to the spot, though.
Wait, Chad, what do I do about Ricardo?
Wait, he can't swim?
Can't swim? Say on God. Say on God, he drowned.
See that dog, that fucking dog?
Ricardo. There he is. Wait, Chad, did I just put him on the boat? What do I do? What do
I do you gotta put him in a bucket what do you do how do you do it
Ricardo, get in the-
Yo!
Haha!
Ricardo!
Do you think Twitch will ever do anything about VBots?
Like how Asian Jeff is just like-
I just saw some like Asian Jeff 50k.
Like how is that still allowed?
Like how is that still allowed?
Like how is that still allowed?
By the way, if you're under the age of 18, just close your eyes. Dude, what the fuck is this?
This is actually disgusting. You know my viewers are young
Oh
We go
Dude it's a middle finger
Dude, yeah, wait what yo is Ricardo a stupid bitch like I'm dead ass
Should I just type him I have a power one, but why is this bitch ass sitting?
You stupid fuck. Come on
some wasting my time do you know it's a waste of my fucking time
bored he's disabled I don't give a fuck don't give a fuck
because I'm doing you I'm just a dog just a matter daddy wait wait big up
It's very, very difficult.
Pick your boat up.
Dude, do you understand this is my let's play?
Not yours.
So how about you sit down, relax, and just smile.
And also-
This is our first time living too.
This is- yeah, this is our first time- yeah.
And not to mention, not to fucking mention, bro.
Just fucking put me on your main monitor, bro.
Literally, though.
Like, I'm only 23 years old.
God man, it's my first time living to your magical Korean shout out Jason David a five
Who's a good village should we go to it?
Oh, there's another like tree thing there
Just one shot a fucking sheep. Yep
I'm afraid for a card up
Ricardo
village hello village
Gordo
we see what is the village chairs
I call it the blacksmiths
wait I want to read the blacksmiths please
come on I want the blacksmiths
chat what's the best file in Minecraft
I'm gonna say the jungle and the cherry blossom
Loki, doker
oh we should get all the saves
all the saves
we should do it all that high
all that high in the sky
I'm trying to speak to the villagers, they're my friends, holy shit, nice, wait chat what
the fuck why is this so big this area wait this is lowkey good seeds I'm not gonna let
Does anyone want the seeds? This is good seeds.
A village in between a cherry blossom cherry blossom?
This is good seeds.
Brother!
Where is there a classroom table placed?
Get my hands on a crafting table. There's a zombie village over here. I'm gonna move one
I'm looking for a crafting table. He's we got I got good news and bad news. What do we hear first matter?
Coming
The good news is I'm you look handsome today. The bad news is thank you, bro. The bad news is Ricardo took an eye of
Ender knee exploded it
Fucking kill him
Oh the car is mad as fuck
It's gonna do it all I matter all I matter inside your debtor
Dude, I can't wait for a drink to drop his album. I'm not even kidding. I'm actually gonna tweak
Yo, what the fuck this is a beautiful buy on now Mike yeah, I'm enjoying this and it's nice music
This is fucking beautiful. No magic if we had shaders. Oh my caramba
Drake album and GT6 same month. Does he know
Regular it's lucky Drake and GT6 even the nine viewer range up and made for from the red
Oh, wait, it's like right here. I think oh wait hold on now. Oh, that's not good. That
is really not good. That is not good at all. How many do you need for the thing? 12, and
13
No, please don't break
Nice did you get it back? I don't know where it is
As long as I get a bit as long as I get it back you get it or no
No, we got a little more. I'm not gonna lie. We got a guy's look for Chad that break or no. Was that the sound of it breaking?
You getting me in love up there?
No I didn't get it.
Oh no, Mijo.
Sunion.
Sunion ring.
Sunion.
It's nowhere up there?
I don't see it.
Okay, what if the end has something there already?
a chance for an angel.
Sonion ring, oh no.
Oh shit.
Wait, Chad!
Chad, please.
Can it be in the tree or no?
Oh my god, we need it.
What was that?
I'm starting to think it's...
I think it's broke.
Wait, they said no?
Oh no.
Alright.
Fuck it.
Cheshire throw another one or should I start digging?
I'm just gonna become I'm gonna throw one more bucket. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no, miho. Oh
I got it
Okay, I'll take that
dude low key might
guys I risk it I just throw another one or just go down one more I think we
just go down I think we low key maybe go in the mine shaft be shafts well come
Ricardo
Just be careful okay, yep, I can't see can you see it's a little dark
Ricardo be careful there's lover
Ricardo be very careful Ricardo are you cool? Oh, no
How deep can it be Chad?
You good Ricardo?
Now this is getting intense.
I can't see.
Oh, fucking Ricardo came.
Ricardo help me.
Good job, Ricardo, I can't see shit you have any torches
Cheshire just dig down or no
Mike actually dig down
Over here goes down a little bit
It's really fucking dark work off
We're gonna shoot at the world just dig down fuck it
Oh
We're here let's fucking do it
You know
Let's do it, bro.
Now we gotta find it. It's almost time.
Ricardo, are you good?
I can't see, bro.
I can't see, bro. Can anyone see, Chuck? Can anyone see?
I can't see a single ming.
I can't see a fucking thing.
So dark.
Oh, stairs.
Did you find it?
No, T.H.
I found a library oh I found some weird shit some matter I don't even know what
this is well I found a library times two I think I found some goyslaw what the
What the fuck is this?
I don't even know.
What are we in?
Is this a booth?
I don't know what this is.
There's a hopper.
And a barrel.
A trial chamber.
There's like beds down here, bro.
People have been sleeping down here.
What the fuck is this?
I'm not even kidding, whatever I'm looking at is, this is the craziest shit ever that I'm looking at right now.
This is in a same seat, there's like a one in a million.
Should we go buy a lottery ticket?
Wait, can the poor will be- wait, can the poor will be-
The slime's falling down there, that's gotta be why I'm checking this out.
They said, wait, can the poor will be broken? I'm not gonna lie.
Wait...
We broke the portal though oh
No, I am seeing insane
Oh
Now morning
Oh my god, Ricardo, back up.
On god, don't play with me.
Ricardo, no!
Ricardo getting blind, to be honest.
That looks ill.
Bro, what the fuck is this seed?
Is anyone else fucking confused right now or no?
Yeah, there's like a million slimes on me.
Like Chad, where would you go right now?
I don't really, I really don't know where to go either.
Wait.
Oh my god, wait, wherever I am right now is OP as fuck.
Like that? Like...
Something, no, something just dropped me a regen potion for 45 seconds.
What?
I have it right now, maybe it's a regen potion.
Yo, where the fuck I am?
What is this?
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
I've played- I've been a minor for fucking 23 years basically.
And I've never seen this before.
This is some crazy matter that I asked you.
And you can't even break the slimes, Wanderer.
These are fuckers.
Bro, I'm not gonna lie to you.
We gotta save the world. We gotta be playing this.
Bro, this is kind of nuts. Wait!
Quiet! Quiet, quiet, quiet!
I think I'm near.
Stop it.
Wait a minute.
Chat below or above?
oh shit now I don't know what's happening now I'm fighting weird mobs bro
Pro I've been a miner for forever. I can't I
Wrong case. I this is this is this is something
They see you come back
I'm just in the stronghold in this fucking
And rather data
Say I'm gone. They see didn't pay for the data
Fucking Bob string craft
come back on this internet yeah cuz right now today I'm on a song he's up
big chat should I go back up or no
oh my god I'm fighting like get out of that why I'm getting loot it's the
stronghold check is that above below right left talk to me I have breeze rods
right now bro I'm fighting fucking blazes but their breezes that's how you
get that trial yeah trial key right now I think we could get good
for me I mean it's not a horror I'm just
how do you put on some titles
did you pray today am I a fucking
burger you don't say that about yourself
That we're being positive you're right
Dude am I fucking idiot accessibility what
Okay, I have a lot of I got two stacks of arrows now
Bro this chat is a bunch of burgers
Just keep running around inside of the stronghold until you find those weird-ass blocks again
Straight up nobody here lava
Roba
This chat is pissing me off dead ass because they act like they know what they're saying
Okay, so right here, where do I look then?
You fucking dorks.
Right here, where do I look?
Yo, any miners in this chat?
No way to play?
God damn!
Rage.
Rage.
Rage wait wait this is not a random bro this is just a random random out of
It would have to be a 3x3 hold on son son
I'm never finding this shit I'm dead ass never finding this bro chat could the
could the portal be broken yes or no can it actually broken
So where is it me hose
Me Joe, how do we find the portal baby? If it's broke, okay?
Well, yeah, you gotta come back. I'm bad as you gotta come back. Yeah, give that shit up for a minute
It's given I
Think I beat it
Well, I don't know where to do
Almost there's go up. I'm up
Use the pie chart brother. I'm not even you think I know how to use a pie chart you fucking do it
So that's what he has shit man
man use forson's law what the fuck is forson's law
when you look around are you playing on lunar climb or no
no because for me sometimes it shows where you are
so you're cheating that's why you've been cheating you haven't told the viewers
I mean it's on the compass
oh I slipped it out oh god I slipped it out
You found the portal? Yes.
Okay, I can check the view right now.
Come. Here we go.
There's a rose right here.
Do you need the coordinates or no?
Um, I think I can come to you.
Well, they're saying I'm cheating, dude.
You are.
It's 1, 2, 5, 9, negative 1, 6, 9, 8.
Ricardo! Ricardo! You stupid bitch! Get the fucks!
Ricardo!
I'm not even kidding, Ricardo just...
He just orafoned on the on-gottings, dead.
Ricardo!
Ricardo, come here.
Dude.
Lace, come here, dude.
I'm telling him, fucking break into your name.
Chad, this is the end of the Let's Play.
This is insane.
Are you sad?
I'm not here.
Dude, we're not gonna fucking play anymore, bro.
Dude, Lace, we were starting this Let's Play
It's just like a little joke and now look at me bro. We've accumulated millions of viewers doing this
Actually millions of groundbreaking millions of lights
Thank you guys like
You guys are actually matter daddy
Like right people are gonna dead ass miss this
Did you matter daddy
You're out of here. Get out of here. Yeah, yeah
Get out of here. Okay. I have three stacks of arrows
No, you're set then give me some arrows back. I don't have like next game chat terraria. I'm just kidding
That game was actually so much fun though, I beat that game up for
All right
Maybe I'll get some blocks going now. I'm just gonna spawn too dude. Come here. You ready?
Let me get some blocks. I have some blocks here
Drop just some here take some of these to take some gay apples
Oh
Thank you
All right, bro. This is it. This is the end of our let's play bro
This is actually why we craft right here. This is it man. This is dead ass it all
the times that mean you
Said we were gonna do this
all the hard work all the dedication all the episodes all the episodes thank you all the
people watching us play all the love all the support all the Riccardo's all the Cinco
All the fucking children that were born watching us
All these up to this bro
Are you ready dude wait
Wait, it's happening.
Hold on.
Ready?
Hold on.
Holy shit, I got the golden audio.
Yo bro, one last outro maybe?
Just in case.
Just one last one?
Hey y'all, just wanna say,
never ever stop grinding.
Minecraft is a game about never giving up.
And when you ever feel like you can't do something, just know.
In Minecraft you can't do anything.
It all starts with blocks.
Maybe you understand it?
We hope you enjoyed.
And we hope you live in large.
Let's do it.
Rekara, you first.
Rekara!
Rekara!
Rekara!
Rekara!
Rekara!
Rekara!
No!
Ah!
Ah!
Vatter daddy!
Vatter daddy!
No!
Dude, I thought it's a Pantos in a block.
block in a cube wait where are we gotta go that is a piece your car now he made
it all the way just to die
dude I thought we just wanted a box
okay
no I'm live Ricardo in the chat
Let's go, I'm not trolling. Where is the dragon dude?
He's right there. Come on, walk in
All right, let's start. Oh my god. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Whoa, my shit is not rendered. I can't see anything of what you're seeing
My game is so fucked. I can't see the dragon at all. I can't even see a scene at all.
Fix your fucking thing dude!
Fuck it, I'm a sniper. Oh
I'm trying to fix it, bro. There we go. There we go. We're good. We're good. What the fuck are these balls in my face?
All right, you got your things, bro. He's throwing mad balls
Whoa one angry
I got you bro I got you I got you I got you
get out of it get out of it
oh my please please I got you I got you I got you
oh this guy's throwing so many balls okay I'm gonna start going up to a
tower okay yeah good fully chilling you good or no yeah
These enemies in the chill
My fucking burger
Dude dragon chill
I don't know.
How's it looking?
Game time.
Wonderful.
Were you getting them or no?
Watch out. Watch out. Watch out. Watch out. Black dude on you.
I got him. I got him. Just keep running dude.
Yes sir. Yes sir.
Wait, he's not here. Hold on. Hold on hold on hold on.
Yo chill dude.
Chill dude, he's fucking on you, bro
Please
I'm getting a tower right now, okay, I'm getting a lot of defense around it
What's it look like to you? I'm getting those slow defense. I was just scared for a second. I need to heal
But you're done. Oh holy shit. It's got us. It's not throwing balls
Okay, that one now one how many are left I think it's just one matter that he left
It's the big boy. It's the big boy. I see it. I see it.
I know it's two. Chad, is it two or one? It's one of the big ones for sure.
Both big ones, I think. Yeah, it's two big ones.
I got one. I got one of the big ones. Can you get the big one? Can you get the other one?
I'm really far. Oh my god, I got it. Let's go. Come on.
Okay, I'm breaking down all four of these towers right now.
I'm not gonna watch out if they're even a waging seabee system it hit him once
twice we just double hit him
good double hit I think
Oh
No
Hit oh yeah
It's over buddy
The left side is over
I think he's a poison bullet.
Oh my god, he's just shooting at me.
Is he going up?
Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Are you supposed to hit his head?
Shadow the tail.
Oh no, Lace, Lace, oh no.
Oh no, Lace, oh no.
Oh no, you're on your own.
That's fine, that's fine.
Lazy, you good?
I'm good, I'm chillin'. It's just a little messy.
For now though.
Hit him. Hit him. Hit him.
I'm a lot of enderman army, I'm killing them all.
Hit him.
I have four enderman army.
It's all you, Ana.
Hit him. Hit him.
Holy.
Oh yeah, he's feeling it.
You're leaking buddy.
He's leaking!
He's actually leaking.
Yes!
Get him.
Get him!
Send his ass to the hill dude.
Come on in.
Oh no.
This one's for Ricardo.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Jason airs
This is just a Ricardo bandage out on part
Hold oh
one last ring for Ricardo, one last ring for Ricardo, one last ring for Ricardo,
I love this. I love this.
I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it.
Oh my god.
What is that thing over there?
The egg?
What is that?
Oh, that's a portal you have to we get into it. That's how you get to the Ender cities on God
I've never known this before yeah, but should we get the egg though? Wait, what is that in the distance?
Hey, what is that? I
Think we can get the egg I have slime balls so you can make a piston
buddy, wait stone
Oh my god, where'd he go?
Oh wait, put a torch under it.
Where is it?
It's teleporting because you're heading in.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
I got it!
What's up?
What do you do with it?
You should put it in your base cause you fucked it up!
Whoa!
What am I hearing?
Did we just get a glitch in the matrix?
Wait...
They said throw an ender pearl into the thing.
Do I throw it into the thing?
Oh yeah, that is what it is.
I mean, it takes you to an ender city though.
We can't get back?
I mean, we can, but do we want to do another one?
I already wanted like we can like put a loot back then come back type of thing
But are we gonna do that?
Wait they said save for the DL well dude
Anything you want to say I
Had a lot of fucking fun. I love that. I loved every second of that every fucking up
So that was actually the most fun of that on Minecraft in a while actually played around came back to it consistently
made progress every time, played with the bruzz, beat the game, experienced shit on the game that
I didn't know existed, made memories that I didn't know were going to be made,
and had fun that I didn't know was going to be had.
You know, Riccardo was sacrifice.
He was a good dude, and this was a good let's play.
It really made it out the group chat.
That's what she did.
Shall we?
We shall.
For Ricardo.
Don't worry about Ricardo.
You will be missed.
Wow.
Maybe Ricardo was the friend we made along the way.
I'll actually be the-
Long live Ricardo, heart emoji, with bandage.
It's really beautiful.
That ass.
You know what? Skip the cutscenes. There's only one last thing to do.
Remember these coordinates, y'all. Come on. We must dig up.
all the way up I have no Bronx come on if me and no Bronx there's one last thing
we must do dude
No, get your heart with bandages ready.
This is Dennis Hart with bandages, post cut scenes.
Damn, this one's gonna make...
This is Axie Hart's with bandages, man.
He was with us since episode one, dude!
I know, dude.
Episode fucking 1!
Who was there for episode 1 with Ricardo, brah?
Who was fucking there?
Who was fucking there, Bob Riccardo?
You might get those flowers in the area, dude.
Let's get a little bit of flowers, bro.
Okay, I got some accumulated.
Bring them over here, dude.
Please bring him over here dude and make it quick.
Holy audio, it's twice from Minecraft.
Here you put him around, he always loves flowers.
He really loves flowers.
Can we get a long-lived recorded with the heart maybe?
Long...
Dude!
Disrespectful as fuck.
Long...
Put it out the head, put it out the head.
Leave.
Oh, yeah.
There we are, huh?
Long...
Yeah, Ricardo.
Wait.
You know, Ricardo, I love you so much. I'm sorry, ladies.
It's okay, bro. Let it all out. Let it all out, dude.
I love you so much Ricardo
You'd be so fucking happy that we did it, bro
You were there for episode one, dude
You were dead ass to every episode one Ricardo
Every episode leaves
Ricardo bro I love you man so much I want you to always remember that I love
you and what you have this dude
I want you to fucking have this man
I did all the little harm, dude!
Anything you want to say, dude?
He's a good dog.
He's going to be missed.
And I think he got to experience a lot of great things.
And he didn't go down without a fight.
And it's going to be something that we think about every day for the rest of our lives.
We'll put together, bro. We'll put together.
It's not good for his eyes, but if it was easy, it wouldn't have happened.
Rest in peace, Ricardo, y'all.
Long live Ricardo in the chat of the bandits.
She's so beautiful
This beautiful ass view too, bro. It's so pretty
It's such a nice view. It's so nice. Go check it out
God it's such a nice view. Go check it out, bro. I got such a good angle
From right behind this crack. Go check it out, bro. It's so much nicer right there, but you gotta go check it out. Oh
my god
old man this is goodbye y'all of the episode this is the end until the next
time with DLC y'all stable run out come over here this is the end y'all until
next time maybe we'll get a DLC if this video gets 8 million likes we'll get a
a DLC going.
Anything you want to say to the viewers at home?
I really hope that you guys enjoyed not only episode one, but every episode that we played.
Also really hope you guys were able to live vicariously through us for this entire, you
know, series.
Hope maybe inspired you guys to be better people.
Maybe inspired you to play Minecraft.
Maybe you learned a thing or two.
Maybe we'll even show so much love that we'll see you guys again.
Stable Renato signing out.
Junko signing out.
God, man, I'm not even kidding that.
Let's be so dope, man.
I can't wait to get drunk and drive, bro.
I'm not even kidding.
Jason's party tomorrow.
We got some leftovers from Cinco de Mayo.
And it's like, bro, let me build this whole ass grave show.
I'm going to give it a shot to all the kid viewers who are going to eat that up.
Are they going to say we want DST, but I can't wait for...
Oh my god, we found it so bad for Ricardo here, let me subscribe.
Fuck yeah.
Fucking Ricardo, we're smoking on his pack.
Ricardo K to my bones a k.
Fuck you.
Man, it's just that your viewers are so young.
from us what can be worth about
so i think i was yours
so young
and i'm just a good job
literally bro we just got some fucking young as viewers were just some
minecraft creators we're getting old too so i mean our contents really to
elevate any
i mean probably an elevator for the next big thing i don't know what i'm going
to put it
of shit uh...
is what we would say if we knew that we were recording
We will see y'all in the GLC
Hope you guys smash the like button, hope you guys suplexed it
God damn, I hope y'all are liking the video man
God, do they like it in the video? Like I don't even know anymore
They fucking better V, duh
They better be liking the fucking video dude
God man
God damn dude
Actually peak I'm not even kidding like not only did I work today, but then I went and got on the game
with my friend
after working and
I didn't even have to like
Drive home. I got to just walk to my room
Now imagine if you woke up Marlin
Well, I'm not gonna lie
I would imagine if I didn't wake up Marlin that'd be a lot scarier since I already look like him
Like if I woke up one morning and I didn't look like Marlin then we'd have a problem like right now
Now we're good though. Like right now everything's good.
Damn, someone was crying while eating a salad when the twitter com watching this.
That's actually sad.
That's actually so sad.
What do you mean eating a salad dude? What in the hell bowl? That is not salad!
Why does Ricardo's name wrong the whole time?
Dude, why is Ricardo's side eyeing us?
He's like, I hate these drillers.
Yeah, Ricardo really got rough.
No, the way Ricardo died lowkey fucked up.
I don't think that would happen, first of all, I forgot he would hit me back, I didn't
know he was gonna hit me back, I didn't know he was gonna hit me back, I didn't know he
Good segments, rush!
That was fun, how should we go for level 10 on this one?
What the fuck is an MSP game?
Whatever!
This is the audio that I always think of.
What?
They're saying PBM Red Puffer.
No, no, no, no, no, I was crying over hope.
That's not Red Puffer.
You're not hoping?
Oh, you don't know?
Oh, that is too sweet.
I'm scared for a second.
I thought that was DJ Academic, no racist shit.
What if it's a text message?
Oh, you.
I thought your Apple-
Apple Bay was going off.
Um...
You missed this collab today?
I'm a rich old-
Pleasure. How old are you?
I'm not very-
She's 19.
Brutal, man. Get the fuck off the stream.
No, I- I think it's fine to hang out with 19-year-olds
You're 31 do you? Yeah, I bet you do
What is on your screen is this AI or this real?
She's learning English. Amen
Holy shit
I
Cloudy as a mug wait you want to come to my room ASAP with the bag quickly. It's gonna actually hit
We're gonna lose this unsaid. Oh god quick.
You gotta hurry though, you gotta hurry.
I can't believe you wanted this.
Let me out, grab everything, give me a sec.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You want to figure that out?
Hold up, everybody shut up.
I'm scared of the diamond gym bro, I'm dead ass, should I be scared Cheddar no?
Like there's no way I can't do it.
How do you draw?
This chat is weird.
This shot is bored.
Yo.
Come here.
Listen.
The camera's gonna die so we got 9% left.
Is that through the fucking call?
They're like.
It's missing.
The camera's gonna die, so we got 9% off.
Ha! Is that a third of a fucking call?
They're like...
It's actually so retarded.
The camera's gonna die though. It's very low.
How much battery do you got?
Fucking...
Lose it.
9.
And it was 10 miles walking up here.
I mean look at that, the cars, everything, and the sunset, part of it, go on, you fucking
I'm just gonna let it sit for a while.
It's darling for me, so it's kinda likely.
It's a man I don't fucking...
Michael, I just got on the burner.
I
Not gonna watch up what a fucking life
I love you boys
That ass is a good stream another seven hours in the book
We've been putting out bangers, bro. We've been putting up a good streams
It's been very nice. I agree. Summer hasn't started yet
We haven't even traveled yet. Just staying at home. Just chilling
Well boys, thank you for all the subs today
Thank you for all the bits. Thank you for all the followers
And thank you to anyone who just enjoyed the stream. I be seeing y'all, bro
Have you seen you guys just type in my stream here?
We're gonna go this okay?
I've been seeing y'all just like type in my Twitter calm or
Like even when I don't go live y'all still show me love, you know
I know you guys
Attack me, but like you show me love at least you want me to dream
Have you seen you guys in like other people's chats telling me to stream like?
He's not getting no raid
Yeah, the stream's been doing good though
The video's been doing good the vibes been doing good. I love you boys. Thank you for all the subs today
Thank you for all the donations. Thank you to anyone who followed
Thank you to any subs that I did miss. I know I keep missing subs
But you know, I'm just trying to put out, you know energetic content rather than just you know being on my phone a lot
But I love you boys and I'm excited for the summer. We have big shit planned hardcore Minecraft with Jinx. He's soon
We have diamonds him, which I don't know how I'm gonna do. I actually have to start training if I actually want to do it
When you do it. Yeah, P.O. Box soon make sure to set up the P.O. Box exclamation mark P.O. We're gonna do it really soon
That ass bro this is streaming has been super fun. It's been really fucking fun like no troll
It's been really fucking fun. Even when I don't have shit playing
so I
Love you boys
If I'm not live tomorrow, I'm live on Friday, but I'm pretty sure I'll be live tomorrow
I'm pretty sure I'll be live tomorrow. I don't see why I wouldn't but regardless there's a guaranteed
By the way, just letting you know now on Friday
There's a guaranteed like 12-hour stream probably because I'm not gonna lie me and Marlin are gonna make a cake
And then we're gonna go shop for Jason and we're gonna go to his birthday. So it's gonna be a long fucking stream
It's gonna be a really long fucking stream and it's Friday. So maybe we'll stay up late tonight
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Look at that. Maybe little goodbye