stableronaldo
🤣 BECOMING A LOSER 🤣 NEVER PLAYED BEFORE 🤣 IM A DORK 🤣 LETS GO 🤣 FAKER 2.0 🤣 GOAT 🤣 [twitter/insta stableronaldo] !po !com !sub
05-11-2026 · 6h 36m
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your L runs out I'm late go ahead get it out I'm not gonna lie no I did not know
this shit was that what a free thing to sub oh my god my shit's f'ing crazy
I'm not even kidding yo this shit this shit gonna be bad dude I'm installing the
game I got eight million minutes left until it's installed y'all let's get a
W going ten million minutes thirty five million minutes
Let's go
Yo, cool. What's good? Tacker. What's good vicious? What's good? How you doing, bro? Lucas was good club three. What's good?
Stop stunning me, bro. Stop stunning me. Stop stunning me, bro
Good fucking morning stable. You look handsome today. Thank you, bro. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Thank you. Yo, it's good. Oh, it's good. It's good. Me. Oh, me. Oh you bro. Yo
I'm gonna be honest if I look chop today chat. I'm sorry. I went to the boxing this morning
So I'm sorry if I look chopped today, okay?
You know what I'm saying? Yo today bro. We're playing league of fucking legends. Who's ready?
Can I get a me who's fucking ready?
Yes
Yes, come on. Let's do this chance moving like yo come on. No, this time I mean yes
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
If you're expecting a winner POV, give it up.
I'm not gonna lie, I have never touched,
I've never played, I've never watched,
I've never even put my finger on League of Legends.
So yeah, yo, SugarT, David5 gifted.
What's up, how's everyone doing today, bro?
I'm not gonna lie, bro.
Is there a chance that we win today, yes or no?
Is there an actual chance that we win today,
Yes, or no, I don't know if I'm a captain. I don't know if I'm a am I a captain or am I a player
Then why join because jinks he asked me to join dude
There's a lot of people who don't know how to play the game all I know is bro. They call me faker, right?
That's what they call me. They get asked call me the faker of League of Legends
That's what they call me bro. That's dead. That's what they call me. No, I swear, bro. That's where I swear
I swear dude, they do yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Um guys how much longer is it's gonna take to install?
It's downloading relatively fast, but I don't know if my inner weapons. It's good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, did I just leak?
No, I didn't
I'm not a larp larp. It's a whore, bro
Hey, who was in yesterday's stream though. Were y'all in yesterday's stream yesterday's stream was actually a go to fucking stream
It was a desktop stream, but it was actually fucking fun. Who was there for that, bro?
You can't say all me but not all of you guys were there, bro
Not every single one of you guys were there. Yo, I'm hyped for summer smash by the way
I don't want to lock it in just yet, but I'm confirmed to go on a couple stages. I'm not gonna say who
I'm not gonna say who just yet cuz I don't know you never know, but there's a good amount
There's actually a good amount of people that we will be going on stage. So I should be kind of nice
Stop putting this minion cheering, bro. I don't want to see that dog shit in my fucking chat, dude
Slider on top is pretty good, bro. First time chatting six seven nice, bro. That's actually a great chat message
By the way, let's get some W's going in bro the core channel
Yes, or the core YouTube you guys you yes you you guys we have officially got it to
504 thousand dollars matter thank you for the five gifted. What's the matter?
Thank you for the 5 gifted.
We have gotten it to 500,000.
BAM!
We get a W in the chat.
That ass.
Holy shit.
To put it into perspective, it took us 2 years to get to 664,000.
In the span of 10 days, we managed to get 504,000.
Sun.
Miho.
Every type of Sun variant.
Sun-Yin.
Every type of thing.
Now we are officially monetized, BANG!
Which means, which means, we're gonna start making money, which means we might have to buy people.
Heh heh, if you know what I mean, I'm not gonna say what it is, the Marlin effect.
Yo son, hey Derres, the fuck?
Bro, you guys act like I'm not as good looking as Marlon, bro, Derres.
Um, laugh my ass off.
What? What?
Son.
Dude.
Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude.
This guy, DEDA.
How the fuck did you find your phone, dude?
Um, I'm gonna be honest, man.
I feel good today.
I haven't taken a shit.
I haven't showered.
I stink right now.
If you smell my balls right now, I'm DEDA serious.
You would probably get knocked unconscious.
That's how fucking stinky I am dead-ass like I am super fucking stinky handle with the 20 gifted subs
Can we all say thank you no stroke so because it is a lady. Thank you
Thank you for the 20 gifted subs that is much appreciated. Thank you so much very nice of you that is
What
verse 50 someone give the thousand who's with me Michael David five eight
twenty Hannah and thank you David I mean five with the 50 give this thank you
so much wow very nice very fucking nice dude thank you very nice no it's not
David no no no no no no don't get mad at me no that I didn't mean to do that I
didn't mean to do that I didn't mean to do it thank you so much thank you so much
bro thank you for all the gifted subs can everyone say thank you right now
Maybe maybe just say thank you. I woke up this morning to fortnight twitter
Putting sd kid in the item shop before stable or an auto. Is it time we get mad chat dead ass?
No, no dead ass. Is it time that we get mad? Is it dead ass time that we get mad? Yo five it Hannah and Michael
Thank you for the gift itself. I would say thank you right now at my knees bent, but my legs really hurt
So yeah, I got back from boxing. I'm not gonna lie
This should be making me fucking mad, bro
How the fuck this fortnight not fuck with the stable bro horse out dude dead ass dead ass, bro
Can I get some re-tweets?
Bro this shit may get me mad
Stupid fuck gonna get first-rounded and go IRL speed stress. Yo clip this right now. Click this right now. I
Stable Ronaldo have gotten first-rounded in every single tournament. I've gotten first-rounded in every tournament
I've lost all my brovers, bros.
I've lost every singular thing in my whole existence of life.
Today marks the change.
Today's stable, Ronaldo and the stable
will be winning their first ever tournaments.
Can I get some retweets?
Bang, bang.
Hannah with another 20 gifted.
You gifted 40 gifted subs so far.
You know what you just did?
You did us just pay for my air one.
Can we get a thank you?
That is very nice of you to do that.
Thank you so much, Hannah.
That is very much appreciated.
And five of you two dude that asked why did it just go email only? Thank you so much. Can we get a thank you?
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
This is not pre-recorded brown not everything I do is pre-recorded
Yo, this water me shit needs to die down before I go IRL stream and I murder the fucking planet. Is that what you want?
Is that what you fucking want?
Is that what you fucking want because we'll go do that, bro. We'll go fucking do that
what the fuck did you do to my fucking teeth please get first-rounded and do
right random IRL sex around the house with Lathes not a bad chow y'all I'm
gonna get rid of IRLs completely if all you guys do is complain about it dead
ass also by the way bro I'm alone
bro it's just me and fucking daddy adapts dead ass it's just me and daddy
Bro, Jason's not home, Lacey's arrested, Silky's fucking, I think he left.
Wait, Marlon's coming now.
So it's just us, dead ass, it's just us, and I still miss Pepsi, dude.
I still miss Pepsi.
Does anyone else miss Pepsi?
Bro, Pepsi sent me a text this morning and it was like a good morning text, bro.
bro
Right this
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I've never downloaded it, it's the first time.
You know I told myself I was never ever in a million years ever when I stole this game,
And I got fucking forced it because of this dork ass chat.
WOOOOOOAH!
Ew, you got the head-tie virus?
I might have it.
What if you just like have so much fun right now though, you just-
If I get the Stable Renaudos on Twitch, that's a name on Twitch.
How is that a name on Twitch?
How is there a name Stable Renaudos on Twitch?
Like, can Twitch like ban that username?
Like, what is-
How does a little...how does a little 8-Ross game sound like you mean in-adapt?
Yeah, maybe. But right now when I play League of Legends, I'm more of a right lane player.
Oh really?
Yeah, I'm gonna play right lane. Or maybe I might challenge people a little mid lane.
Ooh, okay.
I might challenge people a little mid lane.
Okay.
Yeah. A little mid lane, a little right lane.
Yeah.
Sometimes, you know, I'll figure it out as the games go.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Are they gonna make you do like a monitor camp? Cause I might think it's like someone else playing on your stuff.
You think so? You think so?
Yeah.
I'm a really good fucking player, so...
You corny as shit. I'm gonna play left playing now because of that guy.
You can grab it, mate.
You can grab it.
Launch? Holy lark.
Yeah, ladies, I can't wait for them to ask me who do they compare me to.
I know, they're gonna, it's gonna be, oh, oh, you kinda look like...
Don't even, bro. Let's just say it, bro.
Nobody in this chat knows this, but I've been, okay, I've been secretly playing for about two years.
Okay, y'all, I've been secretly playing for about two years, so, yeah.
We're good. I think we're back to the matter. I'd be iron three. I'd be iron three Kimmy. That's fine. What were you fucking copper for?
fucking dork
Dirt for okay, that's fine. No, no, no, I might be
Okay, I'm right lane plan so maybe maybe right lane
Me me right lane
Yeah, you could have me me right Lane
I did jump top or two four at night, Mark.
That was not a word.
What an actual dork.
Like, was that supposed to be cool?
Like, that was like some dork shit.
Like, congratulations, you're a loser.
Congrats.
Like, fucking dork.
Wait, what is this?
Faker multitasking live on stage.
Jesus.
What the fuck is that?
What?
Who's beating the fucking Ender Dragon?
Is this real?
How the fuck did he...
Holy fuck man.
Wait, these are the players today?
Challengers.
Sneaky, double lift, pubic eater, no way, Tyler1Mo, elotes Dante's.
Bradley Martin, Greek Alex, Polk, Courage, Ludwig, Tarek, Deji, Sun, Moist, Russell,
Mr. Beast, Toast, Fusely, Onepixel, Timmy, Emeru, Aero, Sapnap, William, Arky, Sonny,
Mooda, Kingsman, XQC, Hatch, E-Rab, Wait, so, who the, like where am I on this list?
I
Join the VC
Wait wait barpina, can you hear me?
Yeah, I can you how many you and my name is do you have any matter daddy? I
Do not I do not happen to have any of that substance
Oh god.
Ron, it sounds like you're in a cave, right?
Yeah, it sounds like you guys are far away from me.
Everyone in here is so drastically different in volume.
Hello?
Is anyone else here?
Hey, guys.
Hello?
Alright, so, okay, Ron, that sounds better.
Okay, so I'm gonna wait for all the captains to get in here and we're gonna explain the
rules.
Why is my audio so low?
Wait, okay.
Hi, guys.
Can you drag me to call with Don?
Can I have a one sec?
I don't wanna act like I do no good.
Yeah, what's up guys?
Hey Zoel.
Hey they gave Big Z a team, you see that?
Yo Zoel bro.
Yeah, what's good Stafel?
Your chop.
No Zoel, you dead look good with that emo moment.
Oh my god, come on, you said hold on.
What the fuck?
Oh, you didn't say they gave Big Citrus his whole own team you see that's true?
Make noise y'all, Marlon just entered the arena.
entered the arena.
Oh, we're missing Ray.
Where Ray is?
Well, I don't have Coke, Joe, bro.
I can't hear out of my ears.
You dumbasses.
Well, who you guys are?
Drifting first, just curious.
What do you like to know?
What do you like to know?
That's a good choice.
I heard that guy's the best at the tournament.
I can't fucking hear.
chat how can I fix hearing
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yo zoe what the fuck is this
is this you
hello
oh my god
hey people
hey how are you doing
you just look so good today already
you haven't seen me
Yeah, I know if I could just tell yo is oil is this you or am I mistaken um have I
Yo, yo, I'm a captain, right? Yeah, I can't
But what are you all we run you captain too, I think I am yeah, bro
I've never touched this game in my life, and I'm not and I'm not drafting Bradley Martin, so nobody expect that please
Yeah, that's me, bro
That's the person who's gonna fucking whoop your ass. You couldn't what my ass from a pro boxer
You sound like you like you sound like you do voice over for Harry Potter some shit
You're good looking bro. You're a good looking dude. Appreciate you appreciate you. You fucking suck
Captain's what is up y'all so guys right now all the buffer iron correct iron or unranked correct?
I've never touched this game a day in my life. I'm telling you
We have seven captains we need a raise missing
I
Before we start I try I have the game installed. Don't worry, but the one of the accounts that I tried working didn't log in
Okay
It was the one no is the one under jinks. It is
So 29
That's stable or not. Oh, you look so good today. Thank you, bro. Okay. Can you just try another one?
Yeah, let me try another thing
Greek had the same issue with
Okay, all right, let me go
Yeah, Maher
Yeah, yeah fucking chop dude. You're dead
You're dead. Oh
This mean run. Have you ever played this every life? Yeah, that's me if I'm a virgin bro. Go ahead
Might as well
Are you a virgin?
Well, I don't know the answer. I was looking for there
So you have played this game, yeah
Okay, well, I've never touched my fucking life, bro
I've never touched this game of day in my life and honestly I got forced to play this game
I can't believe I installed this game. I'm looking at buck wearing some little sick. Are you okay daddy?
Don't call me daddy, bro. No, I'm not sick, bro. I just haven't showered. I got back from the gym, bro
You know me I was hitting the Jews
I got sick, you know, I'm saying from the gym a little bit. Yeah
Yeah.
Yeah, it's Indian here.
No, it's not.
Yeah, you switched my game to League of Legends so maybe that we could hit 500,000 viewers.
Thanks.
Thank you.
Maybe put in the title like best drop percentage of like drops so people comment more.
My mic sounds dorky.
Oh, I bet.
Hey burp peanut goop. Hey, how you doing? I am loving the booger-filled sniffs
Everyone in this discord here. Let me tell you is anyone else excited for the next booger-filled stiff
I am on the edge of my teeth. Oh
My goodness I came like can you do the can you the group? I want to hear it live in action, please
Can I hear the can you hear the goop?
You know keep
Everybody's microphone this is what is it's vastly different volume
Wait, you do the less right thing. I want to hear that
Yes, yes
I
Everyone here is my enemy today
Everyone here is my enemy today. I will crush you all. I'm just trying to get raided by Jinxie after this
Wait, Jinxie everyone wants to know who you're raiding after you're done
How do you can't read? I don't think you can read in twitch
Yeah
Hey, what's up? Yo, Jinx. Yo, oh
Asia boy, Ray
Here too makes a noise please
Guys, I got my I got my
You don't need a fucking VR headset for me, bro, you don't need a VR
You need that
What the fuck are you talking about?
Wait, you VR?
No, no, no!
You said it's VR only!
It is, yeah.
Wait, on God?
Yes, yeah.
If you've never played League of Legends before, say I.
I.
I do.
I wish you would jinxed.
Jesus.
Okay, so I think the only captain that I've played the game is me and Peanut, right?
I've only played for like a week though.
Okay, I've played for two weeks.
So, Peanut, I asked my chat, they said they think you're better than me, I don't like
me.
Okay, Peanut, do you want the seventh pick?
The board hasn't said very high, there doesn't mean anything.
Okay, okay, okay.
He's so so happy.
Peanut, do you want?
Okay, Peanut, which pick would you prefer?
The seventh pick or the eighth pick?
I'm going to keep it a five.
First pick?
Hey, what pick am I?
You can't, you can't get first pick.
What?
DJ, am I first pick or not?
I can't get first pick.
Okay, okay.
If you know you can't get first pick what you say my first pick or not. I gotta be first thing
Have the fairs wait a minute so peanut we're gonna flip a coin and then you pick
All right, I'm gonna have for another one peanuts. Do you want heads or tail?
Wait, why does he get I want had no this isn't about for this is between seven
Do we just do we are now wait so so do you how do we how do we start first and second?
Do you guys speak English? I'm getting to it. Hey Bernard, flip a coin and head to the field.
Hey, hey! Wait a second.
Why am I locked to 7th and 8th? I'm doing this game too!
Because he not... Okay, let me explain. I'm going to explain this call.
Los Portos, I'm just going to be honest, is a lobotomy to gaming in general.
Yo! Yo! Yo!
None of us are going to make a difference in this tournament at all whatsoever.
if I've got 50 weeks or 60 to 100 weeks, you mean?
Pina, so that's a ball knowledge take,
but here's what I think is gonna happen.
If someone is so excruciatingly bad
out of this captain's call,
which one of you listening to this
is gonna actually int a game,
it doesn't matter if you have Tyler one on your team,
if you are 0 and 25 in your lane, you're inting the game.
Wait, what is a lane?
0 and 20, what's an inting?
Int?
My viewers are comparing me to hide on Bush, who's that?
Is that a good player?
OK.
So wait, Ron, you just said what's up, mate?
Yeah.
All right.
Wow.
OK.
So the challenge is going to be that guy that first.
This is going to make fun of that.
This is what we never touch the game.
Of course you don't know where to fucking leave.
Peanut heads and tails.
You think you're so cool, man.
You're playing the ball.
We got you, dude.
Damn.
No.
Wait, guys.
Why is Lose's voice slowed down?
Peanut.
All right.
Here we go, man.
Peanut heads and tails.
Head and heads.
Head, heads, heads.
OK.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Hey, Bernard, flip a coin.
Bernard.
Dude, why does she talk with so many AIs?
She's fucking annoying, man.
Oh, God!
No!
Peanut, would you prefer-
Thank you, Bernard!
Peanut, would you prefer 7th pick or 8th pick?
Get a snake test.
I would prefer 8th pick times 6th pick.
Okay, I'll get 7th pick.
Okay, so here we go.
Here we go.
All right.
Let me explain the order.
The first overall pick is going to be
I'm giving most the first pick because most legitimately thought he needed a VR headset to play
League of Legends. So dude, I did too. He also went to the group chat and asked what game are we playing.
So yeah. Yes, he did. Most didn't even know what game we were playing till two hours ago. That's a real thing.
Second pick is gonna be marlin's all right
What
Of course I do of course I do third pick is gonna be use it use it yes come on yes, okay fourth pick is gonna be
How good do you think I am but you're Ron you're just a smart guy
I've never touched this game or watched a single thing but Ron here's the thing though
Zoyle's fucking big ass definitely
What does that sound like?
I've never played that game, Jocky!
Don't call me Biggie!
Zoyle!
Zoyle!
Okay, Arcane Season 2 Episode 8, Unit 30
Marble!
What?
Oh my, my fault.
What are you?
Are you watching TV?
Okay, Zoyle.
My fault.
Bro, is that what you're saying?
That's what you're saying?
Wait, they're saying Zoyle plays Deadlock.
What is that?
What is that?
I don't know what Deadlock is.
Wait, is Deadlock similar?
Wait, wait, wait, Zoyle!
Oh, yeah.
good at any league similar games or not. No, I'm not good at any game. No, I don't
know what rules we're living, bro. I don't think games. Okay, I'm going to give Ron the
fifth pick, Ray the sixth pick, me the seventh pick, you know the eighth. Guys, are we ready
to draft? Yes. Yes. Let's do it. Okay. Come on, son. All right. Let me play the NFL draft
theme really quick before those straps most are you ready to start
yeah that's always that bro can you repeat it
sweet most photos do we all be playing the head about grab music
i put it on yeah well where's the list of people
okay i'll fuck oh yeah where's the fried already dude
Okay, click player pool, bro, and then those are going to see a gigantic list. Yeah, yeah, I see it, buddy. I see it.
Chad, who's the best challenger for me to pick right here?
Challengers. Remember, round one is oldest challenger.
Okay. Now, feel free to ask me any questions about it, bro.
What do you mean fake chat?
What is that?
Oh my god, bro.
I can explain.
It means that this is a Hecarim one trick and he only gets chatted on Hecarim and he
has to play support in this tournament.
So, he's...
Alright, so I'm going to go with somebody who I've watched him play for hours.
I don't know what's going on, but I have watched him play for hours.
Give me Tyler one.
Wait, wait, so he's watched for hours?
Watch for hours.
God, God, God.
But he gets to go first.
But he gets to go first.
But he gets to go first.
But he gets to go first.
But he gets to go first.
But he gets to go first.
Watch this.
Play for hours.
So you've won.
I'm never going to watch this game.
Yo, stop crying, bro.
Shut your f**k up.
Shut your f**k up.
All right.
Let me see.
Give me the goat right now.
All right.
Bro, there you go.
Privilege.
Why won't it in the F**king Boofers?
Oh, you're right.
That's a good boy.
That's a good boy.
What?
with the second pick in the draft, Marvel.
Could I get that theme song please?
Dude, no please.
Let me play it real quick.
Let me play it real quick, and I.
Can't hear it, but anyways.
Okay, with the second overall pick,
I'm gonna have to go with something,
I do like a little double trouble, so I'm going double lift!
I'm going double lift!
So, good pick, great pick.
With the third pick in the draft, we have Jesus.
That's one of the worst gamers see like did you have to add that though?
Okay, I'm going I'm going with Moe
Moe, I'm taking Moe. I'm just cocked
But I'm just cocked all right
Fourth pick is soil soil. Who are you gonna get in your team?
Right listen, I've seen the way he dresses on the internet. I want whoa
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Give me sneakies.
See, you're getting sneaky.
Got it.
Yes.
Got it.
Give me sneakies.
Give me sneakies.
Stable and auto with the fifth pick here.
You know what I'm saying?
Let's see here.
What do we really want here?
I mean, cobblestone is a good pick.
No way is a good pick.
Little.
The way Dante's.
Whatever you do, don't pick Dante's.
Somebody type line your chat.
I'm seeing that from a lot of people.
Wait, is that what they actually say?
I mean, how good is Dante's like relatively?
OK.
Like, can you compare him to someone?
Like, can you compare him to like a Fortnite player for me?
He'd be like you in Fortnite.
Dante's in his!
That's my pick!
That's my pick!
No one?
Yeah, one of my stress messages.
No, that was my pick.
Oh, I'm good at the game.
So why not?
Yeah.
Like the best thing we could have toes
Jason isn't dancing the one who taught you how to play
Don't let him have the synergy don't let him have the synergy bro
Yeah, what are that? Yeah? Yeah
Just pop also
You're doing Pope Belcher
Pobelster, yeah, that's what they're saying
Okay, look out guys, Ray, who's the pick?
Yep, give him Pope Belcher locked
Ray, who's the pick?
uh-uh-uh
Emu
What?
We're doing challengers
Ray, you gotta pick a challenger
Wait, Pobelster lost to Jason?
Wait, what planet are you on, dude?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on
This chat is showing me.
It's not in downtown, no way, and I lost?
All the way, no way and I'm all the way.
So three more people can choose?
Yes, three more people.
Well, you can choose one of them.
Okay, okay, okay.
I'm gonna go all the way.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Okay, I'll go all the way.
Yeah, I'll go all the way.
Wait, Jason beat my selection.
For my player, he's going to be
the man that Latchin himself does.
That is my, that is my challenger.
I pick you have no fucking choice dude
how good is Pablo sir we lost the Jason they're saying am I you I pick I pick
No way. I picked no way for my team as the challenger.
Okay, fuck it, chat, chat, chat. Who's the best players in here?
Who's the first pick I should go for here?
Who's the first pick I should go for here?
Is, is, is, I see this list. Is Timmy? It's Timmy?
Yes, that's it's Timmy, the man that meant the...
Little fuck is Kaur and Shady!
Okay. Okay. I'm gonna ask my, my, hold up, give me one, give me like, give me 10 seconds to meditate.
Give me 10 seconds to meditate.
Yep, take your time, P.H.
I choose it's shimmy. I appreciate it.
So now I pick. Okay, let me actually lock the fucking for a second.
Like who's a sweaty nerd?
Losus. You sweaty?
No, Losus sweats cuz... yeah.
Yeah exactly.
Yo, yo, watch your god damn mouth, bro.
Or fucking what?
Buddy, I'll explode on levels.
Me too, bro.
Don't worry, I got shit ready.
Just pig, bro.
It's not meat, dumbass.
Oh, shit.
So who's the best, bro?
I'm not choosing Mr. Meat, bro.
Cough, cough, cough.
Hey, Emery's Diamond?
Say on guard.
Yeah, what's going on?
Can we, like, get a little move on?
Say on guard.
She's Diamond.
Um, what's going on around here?
Molly shut the fuck up and Jinx. He's talking to his teammate. Okay. Thank you. So she's one of the best here
Bradley Marn's diamond. Yeah, but Bradley Marn slapped me. So I'm like nervous. Yes
Son it's over. Oh my god
But it was that nice. Yeah, it was good. Oh, it's over on God. Okay, right. So rake store it for himself. Got it
I'm gonna go for um I'm not go for sqc sign are you sure you want that are you sure you want that
wait I wouldn't go for XC I wouldn't go for XC
Ray listen, please.
Okay, Ron is saying...
Yo, JX, how'd you get your coach bro?
Yeah, matter of fact, yes.
I'm taking excuses, bro.
Yo, JX, you're weird. I got your word.
Ray, are you dead today? You wanted us to...
I got your word. I got your word.
Well, I didn't change his dick, man.
Well, Ron, he's talking to the foot of me.
I'm trying to take ants.
I'm not choosing Bradley Martin, dude!
Hold on.
Get him. Get him.
Wait wait wait wait wait, god.
Wait, you should give Bradley Martin-
I'm scared dude, I'm scared!
You could patch up the fuck, bro.
Is he good? Is he actually good?
Yes, he's good. He had died.
Bro, keep Bradley Martin and patch up the past, dude.
Wait, so is Diamond under Challenger? Is that where it is?
It goes Diamond Masters Grandmaster Challenger.
Riot Games, thank you for the matter.
Um...
Let me take care.
Thank you for the 50th gift in Riot Games! W!
We hate epic games! We love riot games!
It's a hundred more!
Um...
Oh, my fault.
Let's see here.
So...
You're saying Bradley's the best pick here, Jigs.
Uh, I'm not...
Okay, I'm not enticing anything.
I'm not rigging the draft.
What I'm gonna say to you is, bro,
you and Bradley Martin have a checkered past, bro.
What chemistry do we have, Jigsie?
No, no, tell me, tell me, tell me.
What chemistry do we have?
You and Bradley Martin? Bro.
Uh, it's good chemistry, bro.
Bro, you got slap, bro. You got slap.
Okay, there you go. We slapped the fuck out of you, bro.
Alright?
I choose Bradley Martin.
Locked.
There you go.
There you go.
Locked up to the team.
Alright, alright, you thought Bradley Martin was so mean.
Alright, Zoyle, you're up.
Wait, who was this pink to which it's pink?
It's Bradley Martin. It says it all there.
And then they're spamming this fucking slap emoji in my eye cam, bruh.
Uh, gimme poke, gimme poke.
Okay, I got that give me taric
It's fucking Chad dude
Marlon, wait, yeah, who's the next pick for me?
Who's the next?
Who's the next pick?
Who should be my next pick?
Wait, wait, you want me to explain what exactly?
Peek-Plat, what is that Peek-Plat?
What did Sunny Peek at?
I'm texting iron-brown silver gold platinum emerald diamond masters grandmaster challenge
So it's like you got it. You got it. He can't eat it. He's all right. You just fucking like oh shit
My bad. My bad. I'm up. I'm not gonna go around. I'm gonna go with top five veggie
So they lost yeah, I'm not getting first-rounded bro finally. Oh
My god
Um, so I have bad news to the left, if you notice this pick and you left.
Oh my god.
Oh why is he hanging out with Tyler 1 but moving back to the-
Wait is he in a call with Tyler?
Oh maybe they're scanning their pick.
Maybe they're playing their pick.
Yo yo yo Brad!
Bro, do you actually know how to play this video game?
I've never touched this game a day in my life.
Oh my god, you fucked me bro.
Why, I thought you're good.
I'm strategy.
Bro, lock in and just fucking.
Yo, you're 260 bro, come on.
Where's my team now?
Where's my team now?
Oh, this is.
Brother, they call me hide in a bush.
Oh my god, we're fucked bro.
The best teams right now, I'm telling you right now,
the best teams, Tyler wants the best.
And then Jinx's team is the second best team.
Well, those two are the best.
Hey, who should I pick next?
Who should I pick next?
I got two picks.
They know more bro give me
We're trying to lose
Give me only schnitzel and give me you Rob. It's over. Oh, it's
This fat motherfucker
yo pick uh oh my god you can't pick it I can't even see the thing low key courage is
peak emerald yeah okay who's next who's next who's next who's next the shit's
all fucking crazy now it is only picks on you're out just like you have a list like
cuz I can't see this fucking list in the player pool marlin's you have a pic
Marvin Oh, it's me. Yeah
Mr. Beast yeah, um courage. Okay. Yeah, Mr. Beast is still on the board. I'll let you know. All right. Yes
Dollars you might want to pick it. Well, I'm good. I'm a doll
Junco to me please 50 seconds 15 I recommend picking up
I would never I would never I'm gonna go with the Frenchman
Crap.
Son.
Sorry. Courage, courage, yes courage.
No, we're courage.
No!
No, not at all, not at all.
Chad, I'm thinking this, yes?
Okay.
Guys, sonny's asleep up there.
Chad, no key?
Sonny's asleep up there.
Chad, no key?
I'm sorry.
Chad, no key?
Let him wake up, boys.
You know, yes, yes, yes, no, yes, no, no, yes, yes.
No, you didn't read your
trying to get sunny.
I'm not a radar.
Hold on.
Okay, give me.
Jixi, give me post.
What's that?
I'm not a bad shout out.
I'm a lawyer.
I'm moist.
All right.
Next up.
We got soil.
You're on the clock.
So I'm like, we're gonna make a moist.
Give me my love, Wigga.
Okay.
Whoa, slow down there.
All right.
Let's take care.
Hold on.
Alright.
Let's take care.
Honestly...
A lot of good decisions here.
But which one will I want?
I'm gonna have to go with...
Everyone got a little bit of time.
Let me think about this real quick before I just make a decision.
Take your time, Rob. Take your time, Rob.
Like, I always say in the drafts...
Voice critical! Give me him!
Bang!
Ah!
That's a pretty-
I got- Ron, that's a very solid pick.
Thank you, brother.
That's a very, very solid pick.
Thank you, brother.
Yeah, yeah.
Ah!
Morris.
Oh, my God.
Can I just ask a question?
Why is Orc even on the board if he's unranked and knows the basics?
I don't know, bro.
I don't know.
Okay.
Someone tell Voice Critical, bro.
I watch his videos late at night, bro.
And I like the sound of his voice.
Hopefully he likes me.
He said, fuck!
Say oh, God!
Oh god!
Oh, what?
Alright, who's next? It is now.
That ass!
Oh, I like watching his videos though.
I'ma get...
Fuck, I forgot his name.
The names are right there.
No, no, no, no, no.
Chill, Ron. Chill. Chill.
Chillin' there.
Thank you, Ron.
They're saying my teammates are pissed at me for choosing them.
them no I'm gonna mosquito I mean I mean most most I mean most I mean most
moist moist just shows him like come on focus right are you looking at the
live list now regular you got lucky bro I got lucky bro okay okay okay okay
Okay, now I'm announced. I'm a pick. Why is that she in my team?
That's what I said, right? I'm a fucking team
Now I'm a pick
Moist hate me
Damn it!
Shit!
No! Damn it!
Fuck!
Alright, we'll make it work, we'll make it work, we'll make it-
What?!
The fuck does that even mean?!
Wait, he did us?!
Are you de-
I'm gonna unsupport him on YouTube, bro. Fuck this shit.
Who the hell just called me for her?
That is not what the name is going to be instead of Faker, dude.
Do not call me for her!
but who's next who's picking i'm confused what are we doing jinxing jinxing
I don't know what to say
Wait, wait
Oh yeah, okay
Alright, alright, give rock-paper-scissors
No!
Yo, do all my teammates hate me?
Fuck!
I fucking cooked them!
I'm in this fucking slap emoji in my eye, I can't
God damn it, bro
Dude
Fuck!
The fuck is this fucking we're gonna lose and I have to smack in the jam, bro
Go back to the drawing board one second. So peanut you have back-to-back you have back-to-back picks
And you'll be the first person with a completed lineup
They only have like two guys. Oh, I'm on the team
Oh, give me a second. I gotta I gotta meditate. I gotta meditate. Take your time matter. Take your time matter
The jinx you know we love trades at the end or no
all right bet thank you i'll just go fuck myself
wait is toaster available i don't see toaster there uh toaster's better you're not in oh
shit oh my god oh i'm a chamber's over here guys mr beast is still on the board
yeah you're about to shoot him up about his ass up say that right now you you need some time to
Cuz I get some money here, boys
So peanut you have a good team right now. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. Yeah, junko. Are we not trades at the end?
Nope, trades are banned. No
Nice. Got it. No trains. Got it. Okay. Got it
Got it, bro. Got it. I have my next two picks. I have my next two picks. Okay. Here we go. Here we go
All right, my next pick is
is
is
is who is it matter right it's it's sunny son all right
and you saw are you sure people fuck yourself die in the game of course i
We pin the game in the game in the game in the game in the game
My second pick is
Is yo
Go ahead. No, take the time. I go now. You got to restart now
Mr. Bees, oh
Thank God
Thank God!
Thank God, bro, actually Jesus!
Get him out of here, man.
So, this would be my last pick in my team. Let me think here.
I'm going to death.
What's that?
What's that?
I have mine. Who would you choose here?
You or me?
how is you arky probably son yes it's a very good pick for your team it's foosball
good they're all saying foosball
uh poosily i don't know maybe but what does that sound i'm hearing
What is this sound are you okay? What's the man fucking brainwaves bro?
So we're fucking larger than that. I'm getting friend requests. How do I turn off friend requests?
That's what it is
Don't be weird just add them put your ass up dude
And does no one want to be my friend I've blind
No, Ron
Okay, so what's going on?
Who the fuck just told me who's that
Bro ever that was he like put a lifetime fucking him in the disorder
I'm sorry, I'm sorry
you're up. I'm a peak. Hey wait.
I'm a peak. I'm a peak. They're
saying Mood is a great pick.
Okay, oh no, I got bad news
Okay, so I I got a read
No, I just gotta read no, I just gotta figure out what account I was in other things like you know, we're good. We're good. We're good
We're good. All right. All right. Okay
So I think this is an easy pick. You know what I'm saying? Everyone seems to love me here on my team. Everyone's been super supportive. Everyone keeps saying, yo, I'm hyped to be on your team. I'm hyped to be on your team.
I bet, I bet.
So honestly...
Good chemistry with Bradley Martin too. Don't forget that. Good chemistry there.
She already picked Bradley Martin.
I'm nervous man.
Why did you switch to a connect board bro?
What's going on?
What would you pick if you were in my shoes?
Greg got an X or foosball?
I would pick if I was in your shoes.
Probably Mooda because I have a feeling Mooda is just going to be good.
I don't know.
What does Greek play?
No, take Greek on.
Great chat. Who's better?
Foosball or Greek? Get ass.
I actually need to know right now. No troll here.
really good bro what kind of like this run in that list have any of them played
a game at like a professional level yeah yeah good Greek God has to be fair yeah
the sins one trick bro don't pick wait what game was Greek pro it was H1Z1
was H1Z1 yeah yeah it's a problem yes it's foosball so I need a support player
All right
Run your challenges like support remember now my challenge is gonna play right top mid mid
Rock pick I'm gonna choose foosball. Let's go
Lock it soil. You're up. Is she hype. Is she gonna be high? I'm not cool
I like when the fuck is my pick it's been a minute boys
That's crazy
are you a jungler yep I'm gonna be in your camp I don't get it what is a
jungler I'm an iron to her well now wait are you a she's crying she's crying
I chose her
Okay, okay. All right, uh, so I'll go go
I think soil's team is already done
I was I just figured I think
I'm happy to be here
And also we have pobelter who can coach
Nobody fucking likes me!
There is no trades guys!
I might need a trade. I don't think anyone on my team likes me.
Yo can I request a trade bro? I don't think anyone on my team likes me bro.
We'll take you, Rod.
Rod, if your team doesn't like you bro, that falls on the captain and you're a leader.
thanks thanks thanks thanks they're calling me farther
alright you should if you're up
alright for my last pick let me get a moota
son thank god thanks
Marlon you're up there's only Arke and Greek are the last two players
I mean brother it's not even a question
yeah, I'm obviously in greek come on
Arke, unranked, but he knows the pacing
hold on, wait wait wait are you sure about this
Yeah, like think about this for a minute
No, it's your team is ass
I'm fucking cocked I gotta Google how to play this game
Alright now high-bives explain to the captains how to get into the lobby man
Okay, so the challengers, all challengers will be hosts of the game.
So one challenger for each game will host the game.
And then the other challenger needs to explain to you guys.
I'll explain, but they need to explain to you when you're in the game.
Basically, you're going to log on to the game, play top left.
After clicking play top left, there's going to be a list of options you could see.
see. You need to click custom game and then join custom game. Okay. And then that would
drop down a menu with a whole bunch of lobbies. The name of the lobby and the lobby password
passwords have to be on every lobby lobby, by the way. And you will find the name of
the lobby and then you'll put in the password in your phone. Wait, what is this thing when
I saw the game you wrote that baby over time cheap. I will not down that was a lie
My son if you do it, yeah, it's okay guys the uh
Challenges introducing sector
There's so much going on on my fucking screen I'm going to create bracket and random
I don't want my gun to count is that possible?
So I
Load in like load in the league. Okay. Yeah, good luck Marlon, but that guy's fun. What do you mean?
Okay, tell me click play
Okay, join custom
Oh, okay, I'm a joint custom now. Where I so loud. Um, nobody knows who they're playing. Yeah
I just talked to my team. They're they're asking for a mood to trade. I'm gonna be honest
Here
Moise critical said no, no, no what I picked him Bradley Martin said no, no, no and I picked him a foosball was crying
And then cobblestone, I didn't get to see a reaction, but I don't understand what's going on
It was it was it was excitement. I was like no no no this isn't fair
Here's some happiness Ron. Okay. Yeah, okay
I just want to make sure because also Brad said he's gonna slap the shit out of me if I miss or we fuck up
So he lose yeah, because we're expected to win. That's the thing. We shouldn't lose. You're right. You're right
You're right, and you know moise I watch your videos every night with my girlfriend
I like your voice, you know
It's gonna help out big time and fucking league legends
100% I know I haven't bro. I've never even watched game. I've never played
But guys guys guys they tell me that I'm like hide and bush hide on bush
Yep, you know that guy. Yeah, that's a good player. Yeah
Yeah, wait with Ron then we hold on
I mean the girls we should we should pick we're on a character. What do you guys think that he should play that's like
Most basic. I could play top left mid right if you guys want
Yeah, yeah, that's a very flexible
I'm thinking
We were nice voice. Oh, this is gonna be a good team. That's good vibes guys. Come on. We're not getting first matter
That's all that matters. Let's have a good time man. Let's have 100% we're not losing first round
But who should Ron pick we got to figure out who he's gonna pick. It's a simple
I was gonna say if you want I can jungle I used to jungle
But like a long time ago you can put Ron on something like a mouths mid or something very safe. They're saying yummy
But it's yummy shouldn't he go top lane if you thought I put him on the island. Yeah
I could play top maybe I would say good luck to y'all who we going against first. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Jinxie are basically randomizing the bracket right now and the brackets gonna be completely randomized high-bives is spinning it and
Guys are gonna have your phone shortly. I just do in the rounds here. I wish you guys the best luck
Thanks, bro
If you want to raid someone at the end of your stream
I don't see a world where we lose.
I
Did you
Have you looked enough at the game like you understand what we're doing right Brad? I saw one clip of
Faker basically playing the game and then all of a sudden he was playing
Super Mario World and then all of a sudden he was playing CSA in training and then all of a sudden he was like
But you got to see the clip. It's fucking nuts that guy's a that guy's too good
You gotta see the club, dude.
Okay, but, okay, it's not helping us.
Do you know how, like, the basics of the game?
Not even a little bit.
Okay.
Couldn't we, like, go over the basics, please?
Yeah, let's do that.
Let's do that.
Yeah.
All right, take it away.
Oh, fuck, bro.
Yeah, you gotta, I told you, you gotta step up.
All right.
Just tell them the basic, like, towers.
You know.
At first, we gotta decide where we're putting Ron.
the do we want to make it work
that i would know
that was like a really good you know any for the players are like athletes are
something that i like
uh...
yeah you know uh...
humm
hang on
it used to play pro to run and uh... you know nothing right now
uh...
uh... i mean i don't want to be a gamer like he's not stupid
But we just- I won North America a few times.
What?!
Didn't win Worlds.
Man, he's good, bro.
He's a goat, he's a goat.
That's my level.
The only other player who's really good, I would say really good would be Tyler 1, but yeah.
Wait, you won North America?
Yeah.
Wait, so how much money earnings do you have?
That shit is no prize pool.
What?
Yeah, that's all just pride and ego there, bro.
Oh.
But they're saying you lost to Jason the wheel, though.
No, I definitely beat him.
But hold on, I'm going to go see how do we know who we're playing first or no.
I think they're randomizing it right now.
Oh, no, yeah, I think we got it.
It's a run on you.
We're going against Losus team first.
Oh, that's good.
Ron on you, me. Is that fine?
Yes, what my chat was saying, you, me, yummy.
Well, you moist, you play jungle.
What do you play jungle, moist?
Can you play like a vessel for the Yumi?
Yeah, I can play whatever in the jungle you just tell me who you'd want.
Anything bro, anything, anything you know how to play.
You play your, you can fucking play your jungle.
Let's chill.
I'll just, I'll do, I'll do something more, uh, contributing to the team.
I'll just do, is Malfight jungle still pretty solid with the W changes?
Holy, holy, holy, that's cool.
Okay.
Malfight's going to be a contested pick here.
Okay.
All right, Ron, I mean, I hate to say it, bro.
your job is to just fucking hug your turret and not die 10 times.
So hug my turret.
Hug your turret and the turret will protect you. Yeah.
So all I got to do is just hug my turret.
Yeah, you've just played by the turret, so I'm not going to move the whole game.
You don't see.
What are we? Oh my God, I'm not a play the game.
I know. So listen, just stay by your turret while you're fighting. That's all.
Okay, bet. Okay, bet.
You'll see, you'll notice a range once it starts shooting, you'll get an idea of like how far it can shoot.
They're saying kill the minions.
Yeah, so there's minions at spawn. If you kill the minions, you get gold, you get EXP from being near the minions.
That's pretty advanced. You don't need to push yourself to do that. You can just stay on the turret, you know, collect the EXP that is someone the vicinity of you, bro.
If you're feeling cheeky, you can get a last hit. That means you get the last hit on the minion.
you get the gold and if you get the gold you can purchase items which make you
stronger okay and just just just use the recommended shit okay yeah I understand
it now okay we have an account yeah I want a four night championship you
know that you know that yeah yeah I'm like no you're definitely a gamer bro
you're not a gaming pedigree yeah thank you thank you thank you who's chibi
I had to say I I'd never played top in my life like at all. Is that fine like today's the day you're gonna learn?
Yeah, I think I think the strat is just played
Okay, should I like what toppling or should I play like if I play Leona support normally should I just do that top?
Yeah, yeah, you can just play the other top. Okay. So how do I join you guys? Okay, Ron, your game has been posted by Tyler 1 in general. If your challenger can lead the back.
I'll wait for Lobby. Challenger! Leave this back! Yeah, you just have to join it. So what do I do here? I just find the Lobby name. I'm sorry to piss you off, I'm trying.
You're good, you're good.
I see Team Ron vs. Team Los.
I click the word join and then I enter the password myself.
Uh-huh.
I don't have to be in a pre-made lobby.
No.
Just enter the password and you should be able to join the game.
I bet, I'm in the game.
Alright, perfect.
Okay, I'm ready.
Ooh, you've got a, you're Diamond One, Popple Stone?
Why is Tyler One master, though?
What's up?
Sorry, I took my heads it off.
Wait, you're Diamond One but he's Master?
What? This is my Spirificat?
Oh god I don't know!
Wait, you want me to have accounts?
My god, wait you're level 916!
Is he gonna make you feel better?
I can change accounts if it's gonna make you feel better.
Alright, I'll change accounts.
No no no no no!
No no no, let's get on my other account, it's fine.
Oh no.
You're genuinely a dumbass?
Hey, don't call me that.
You need to mug him.
Yeah, mug him bro!
You need to mug him.
Bro, I need you to look better than him, dead ass!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll show up.
Yo, moist, bro, I like you a lot, bro.
Make sure if I'm annoying as fuck, just tell me to shut the fuck up.
Brother, I think we're gonna be all good here today.
It's gonna be good vibes, we're gonna fucking steamroll, we're gonna spread them.
I'm not worried about it. I'm really not worried about it.
What's the game name?
Um, Team Ron vs. Team Los.
damn moist 45 million off youtube bro you're him I saw a video dude you're him
I just got lucky that's all oh my god dude who's doctors up did the lobby get
leaked no no no that's me that's me
grandmaster with the horse icon you're the horse baby oh my days oh my days
wait a minute oh we won there's actually no stop it now I feel the energy now I
actually feel that and it and it and it and the most important component here is
Bradley is Diamond ADC
Like you guys can just leave it to us
You guys can leave it to us
Oh we got this!
Yo Brad bro
I need you to fucking
I'm locked in bro I'm locked in I'm locked in I'm locked in
Like you bro
Dude
This is good
I'm locked in
This is actually good
I'm getting the nicotine going and everything
Caffeine all that
We have legitimately a very good setup there with
Hope and
Bradley Martin in the bottom lane
I need you to activate that void rage. Okay, I need you to get aggressive
unlocked
Yes, imagine I just Leona
Leona top do I do anything different like how's my play style versus the support Leona? It's leavey. So you got a you're gonna
Probably have to go. Why are you telling me no offense?
Got it
No, no, no, no!
Just do the same thing really, Leslie.
Just last hit, you know, do your job in fights, front line, CC them.
Okay, do I push the wave?
Or do I chill by the tower and last hit?
Uh...
You know, just play whatever way feels right to you.
It's kind of fine.
Guys, if it lags, cloud emoji.
Got it!
If we're back, put the sun.
now and then it's gonna lie bro we're trying to fix the internet it's taking
time y'all just joke thank you thank you wait maybe we should match the new
players I think that might be best wait on his first cobblestone how do I get
rid of friend requests I turn it off so like they don't spam me do you know why
are people sending you like racist shit no they're just spammer friend requesting
me and I don't it's not gonna show up in the game like when I play or no no no
When we get into game, it'll be fine.
Hey, Archie's gold 4, is that not good?
That's pretty high low, but...
Yeah, but gold 4 and gold 3?
He's definitely higher than what he was listed as in the group chat.
So they've been messaged us.
It could be fine.
That's fine, we can use this as a way if we do lose, we can just say that.
It's fun.
Think it about us.
Hey, guys, if we want to sweat this, let's put moist, it's a little...
If we want to sweat this.
If we want to win the game, let's just put moist versus top laner versus a completely brand new player
Just fucking lock in your loose. Get the fuck out of the chat that ass
What the fuck I
I beg you to not put me jungle. I feel like I can't I haven't I don't know anything
Okay, don't unless you're not okay unless like you don't look anything. I'm locked out
You think Ron should go in jungle, but whatever I need to do. I'm a very listen listen if we win
I'm just I'm actually being true. How long is each game what you say?
Like these games might go a while 30 40 minutes
Listen, I'm telling you if you teach me what I just need to stay on one character the whole time
And if you teach me a real quick I can guarantee you I can pick it up really quickly
Also real quick. I think you were right initially. I really think there's a chance he dies the jungle creeps
Do you still want to do that like run it because I'm down to play top. I think that's a fine plan
I'm super down for that, but you
Want run in jungle?
Yeah
It's been support
I'll do jungle if if if that's a if he's gonna die to the creeps
I think I can let last first camps at least I think Ron mid is right Ron will just bail you out as much as we can
And I'll slowly try to teach you how to play the fucking game as we're playing to
Good, but their top is only pixel though not not lost on a schnitzel. Where's low skin it?
We can't worry about him. He's so bad at games. We literally cannot worry about him
Yeah, the awesome thing about League is it's just about shitting on their worst player as hard as possible instead of like being the best player actually
Okay, so tell me what character I'm playing right now so I can Google him. I'm about to Google exactly how to play it
I guarantee I'll pick it up so quickly. Just what character might play?
All right, you're gonna lock in a fucking alpha male masculine character. I want you to look at Umi. That's why you
Know yeah. Oh, yeah
What the fuck is this a little dog?
this is you yeah exactly uh the great thing about me is you can just go
inside one of us and then you won't take any damage and then we can actually
play the fucking game for you yeah that's a good thing
shield escaping enemy attacks and keeping your new friends safe and then you can
heal us
they're like a warm-up we could play but you need champion spotlight you want to
practice tool this whole time
I don't know how do I practice, how do I practice?
Oh shit
How do I practice?
Wait, Malzahar is good actually, hang on, hang on
Okay, put it back
How do I practice? Oh no
Let me add you as your friend, let me add you as your friend
Did you get my friend request or are you getting spammed?
Yeah, I'm just famous, they're all sending me friend requests dude
I'm gonna watch the tutorial really quick on Jungle, beardy
How do I find you in here, friend request?
Is your name?
The Pope
Okay, definitely not this guy.
I'm gonna invite you to a practice tour, Lobby.
I got you. Accepted.
Okay.
That sounded fucking legendary. Yeah, I'm here.
Okay, here I am. Change your plans. Lock in Malzahar. N.
Where's that up?
Malzahar. M-A-L-Z-A-H-A-R.
M-A-L. Malzahar. Got it.
I'll lock it guys.
You said lock?
Lock it, lock it.
I'll lock it.
I'll lock it. It was covered for me. Got it.
How do I go full screen?
Why is my game not like full screen?
Just wait for it bro. We're gonna load.
Say that.
My game crashed.
What's going on?
We're warming up real quick.
Oh, are we back to start should we get back into thing wait, how do I move around all games are good to start all games will go
Alright girl, that's that's the tutorial. Let's go now. Yeah, it's a right click. I gotta move in my arrows
Wait, you gotta leave the game
Minions have spawned.
How do I use my bodies?
Yeah.
Are you on WASD?
No, how do I leave the game? There's WASD settings.
You can all press the power button.
Let me do it real quick. Okay, WASD settings, I'll do it real quick. Just help me.
Escape, press escape.
Yup, I think there's a function.
Yeah, and then what?
Is there somewhere to walk to WASD settings there?
Oh yeah, got it.
Bang.
Save.
Okay, okay.
Alright.
Leave the game.
Leave the game.
I'm gonna leave the game.
Yo, okay, so how do I attack though?
Where's my attack button?
You just left click on them on WASD, I'm pretty sure.
Got it, got it, got it, got it.
Honestly, I don't know the WASD control scheme, but I think that'll be easier for you.
I would even say to make it even simpler, don't attack.
use your abilities so got it got it okay so I'm okay I'm okay I got what's
going on here oh this last just last hit with your E that's I think that'll do
it for you I'm trying to find the code to the lobby can you read
I
Was in here Leslie oh nice mad at you Tony to shut up dude. It's about a loot lose
Leslie watch he's a she's a watching a tutorial she's deafened son
Are we alright if I do more instead of Yorick?
Oh, Moise, I want you to be in your element, bro.
Okay, I like that.
Oh, Ron, you see the thing next to your name that you can click like the drop-down menu?
Yup.
You need to change that to middle lane.
Middle lane. Easy. Ready.
Yeah.
So, should I do a-
Middle team is a little madge that you guys were practicing.
Bro, tell them I don't give a fuck.
It already happened. Now what? Who's mad?
Who's mad? Who's mad?
I'll make this shit about me. Hold on. Who is it? Where's the shadow?
Yo, Lois bro. Yo Lois, bro. What's up? Why are you wearing gloves? Yo, are you the one that was mad? Who was it? Who was mad at her?
absolutely
There's a join custom option
That and do team run verse team loss and then the passwords in the discord
Okay
Hey everyone are we ready to play almost almost
Where's the password I'm gonna be real quick. It's in the general if you scroll up
From oh
I see it. Okay. Yeah
Why does a harm it well?
He's amazing into mobile champions his single target CC is top tier
He pushes waves with ease and is very easy to pick up and play.
It's only going to join Kustin and then I look at his low-down ability.
Is it possible to do it by next?
No, it's there.
Kustin takes the kill.
No, she's lost.
Malzahar's Q is a rectangular skill shot which after short delay deals damage to and silences all enemies hit.
Malzahar's W has a passive where he gains a second disability every time he casts another ability up to a maximum of two stacks.
The active causes him to summon a voidling and he summons additional voidlings.
Yes, sir.
His minions attack your enemies prioritizing those effects in the ultimate for your E and they also do massive increased damage with the enemies affected by your E.
Malzahar's Q is a poison trick ability which is effective if you use it to find your fourth damage.
I need a guide really.
Yo, yo, Pablo, real quick, how do I use my abilities?
Just tell me really fast.
Well, uh, fuck, on keyboard, it's Q-W-E-R.
I don't know what it is.
Q-W-E-R, W, okay, so what is it, Chad?
What is it, one WSD?
Yeah, well, that's just a question.
I'm too much on it.
The rings like this, you can put every multiple times
with ease for build orders.
Start bringing pot.
On mouse, you can just like, use all your abilities
on the minion wave, and it's generally gonna be good.
And then when you're sick.
They're saying it's one, two, three, four.
That's what they're saying.
to do for okay your ultimate is still on our i think your are is like really the key on
mouths of heart your are is you stun someone for like three seconds and they can't move
you can't move either but they can't move by the ticket lobby i'm good okay darkened
tainted blade before i'm gonna need a lot of help from the chat let's be what do you
what are you reading we got a start
which i don't use w a s d or do i use mouse click
what do you guys think
lezlie are you trying to find a fairy just leave the jungle it's fine
really
really
uh... okay i'll change it when i get in
okay i change it now i don't know
is there a way i can change it right now
I'll make sure
Trust me it trust me you playing Leona jungle is gonna be better than you playing the fury for the first time
I played in the fear yesterday. I practiced like three games, but I went three and 12 and then like oh and 12
It wasn't great, but I like I know like the basic about Leona. I want you to play Leona. Oh
Okay, I'm really scared chat. I don't want to I want to jump out. I want to impress you guys, bro
I want to impress you guys, bro. I sure
I'm sure.
Trust me on this.
OK, should I gank bot?
Yeah, yeah, you're patting the bot.
OK.
Losus mid lane.
Someone in my chat said.
Yeah, so he's going to go against me.
OK, that's a good matchup.
Sure, that's perfect.
I died a Losus, Paulos bro, consider me dead.
You're not going to die him.
You're not going to die.
OK, so I stupid question, but real question.
What determines a real win?
Like, how do we win?
going up their nexus
okay bet
on the other side of the map we just gotta push through and break all their shit
it's mirrored, it's mirrored
we've got to get to their nexus basically
we push the minions
we push with our minions into their turrets we kill the turrets
and the more turrets we kill the closer we get to their base
and then we finally kill their bait
what's a nexus look like
you'll see it bro
you'll see it bro it's a big ass fucking building
so it's kinda like minecraft actions
well
yeah a lot of people are really oldy bro what the fuck is that man
what minecraft what sorry
got it
kinda like clash royale
god damn right this guy gets it you know
kinda like bed wars
i don't know
got it
it's basically like halo
You ever play that?
Holy, your age is showing, bro.
Wait, wait, I feel like I shouldn't play Leona Jungle.
I feel like my clear is going to be so slow.
I think that's fine, though, is if you're comfortable on it,
that's the most important part.
It doesn't need to be fast, I don't think.
Rod, you know what's funny about this game?
I 100% knew I was going to be on your team.
I did, too.
I saw the rest, and I was like, I'm not going to end up with them.
But you're good.
My old child was saying you're good.
now i'm good
are you going to be a little crazy you play like a lot of games like this
yeah i thought a lot of your games
or on also you have to uh... summoner spells which is
spells that you can use besides like the spells that your champion has
but but uh... i think you load with like
ghost flash gonna take me a good five minutes by learn what i'm doing
that's okay
because it's going to make you go fast and heal will heal yourself and someone
next to you how do we start the game
what are we waiting they have uh... they have the lobby to go tell me for
are we are we playing
but we're ready whatever you're the host you're the host you're the host
I think they're ready ready to uh, I think I think so. All right, let's
Wait, are you already? I think so
I think we're about to start there about a start all right
Oh, no, I'm a little nervous y'all. I actually think we got this like oh we got it
Yeah, yeah, we'll be honest guys. I've gotten first-rounded in every single tournament in my life in the last year
Okay, no today we fix that today we fix that please
Legitimately, I think our bottom lane farts on theirs like Archey. I think he's pretty fresh and
Bradley Martin being ADC diamond that should just cook. So I think we're fine
You're hyped up right now, bro. Oh
They're like I see it
Okay, what's my character? How do you spell it? M-I-L? No.
M-A-L.
Got it, got it, got it, got it. Can they see our characters before or not?
Uh, nah. No, they can't. Oh, we have to like go through a ban phase first, just ban nothing.
Yo, we got this y'all! Oh my god! We got it, we got it, we got it, we got it!
Wait, they're saying-
They're saying do runes. What does that mean?
Grab a recommended rune page. You'll see it at the bottom of your screen. If you click the pencil, they're going to have recommended runes.
Do I do cleans, exhaust, flash, ghost, heal, smite, teleport, ignite, or barrier?
I think heal is a good one to take for you. I mean, everyone goes flash, that can be tricky to use, man.
You know what, fuck it, go flash. I trust you.
Oh, right, she just gave me speed.
And then what about the second one? The second one, I've got two. Do I do heal?
Yeah, green one.
Green is good. Green is good.
I got it. Y'all ready or no?
Ready.
I'm ready.
They're saying runes. Did I mess up something?
It'll pull screen when it starts, chat.
They're saying I fucked up my runes. What does that mean? Bottom left?
I'm gonna pull up your stream.
Ability damage and cooldown, poke damage and mana, or poke damage and cooldown.
damage and cool down
oh do uh... do cool down do the ability to damage and cool down
Bradley you have ghost heal
did i do destroy it? oh my god there's so much shit oh my god it's stressing me out
Bradley you want to take the barrier?
this is
this is where legends are made y'all
can you clarify?
y'all this is where legends are made
flash and barrier
bradley do you fucking lie to me?
no no no
i got you
why did you just make heal barriers and then
trust trust trust
It's the old ways, it's the old strats.
On my soul, there's no way I'm losing with this skin.
Oh, that was clutched.
That was actually clutched.
Hey, what happened?
He forgot to pick a champion so we gotta run it back.
SIGN!
That's actually unfair, that's so lame.
Hey 1980.
Wait, Moist, you might have to help me again.
So the pencil, when I click the pencil this time,
It's like precision domination sorcery resolver inspiration
You got it. You got to do your champion first
So when you when you get a Malzahar when you hover Malzahar, I have a pencil again
No, no, no, like when you actually lock them in and then you'll go to the pencil
I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it
All right, it's a good lineup check. It's a good lineup, right? That's a good lineup
guys this is where we become legends
I'm nervous!
yo foos come on lock in
I'm locked in I'm so locked in
wait where does your camera go when you play I don't know how the game works where should it be
I think on WASD it's like locked camera on you I think that's fine
your actual camp for like stream do do bottom right oh get those stream snipers
out of there oh god I got it got it got it get them out of here got it
I'm ready y'all
what's best level for me to come game there all your camps and then you
get your classes okay when you there all your camps again when you see all
I'll ping the exact time.
Wait, d4 ward?
That's a lantern ward?
Haunting ward?
Little ward?
Doesn't matter, doesn't matter. Any of them is fine bro.
That's just cosmetic.
Leslie, wait, what side are we? Are we red?
Yes, yes, wait.
You're gonna start.
I will just ping your path.
Okay, thank you, thank you.
this is so much stuff at once man this is stressing me out y'all yeah that's yeah
it's a lot of good we're good we're good hang by the tower don't feed that's
That's your that's your goal. Don't don't just don't fix the light. Yep
I'm scared
The reality of it, but oh god, he's not a halo plates
Trust me. He's not that way. I love how everyone doubts me. It's great
I don't listen to them. We're locking. It's game time. This is where legends are made
Okay, hey shock. There's a shock run. I want you to buy. Oh my god fucking pause leave the game
This is a slow roll
No, I got it. I just did a joke. So QW ER, which might what's the abilities that I should be using more QW ER?
You usually press E on the wave and then you press W to spawn Voidlings, which target
the whatever that you used your E on. So your E is like a poison,
and your W will target whatever is poisoned.
And your Q will refresh the poison and silence them.
So I gotta click the Q to use the E.
Not really, but...
Sorry. So you press E on a minion, and then W on a player?
No, you just press W and those bad boys pilot themselves.
Got it, got it. So whenever I see that it's charged, I just click it.
Yeah, you want to match your E and you want to press E and then EW.
And then like make sure your E is a virus.
So you want to make sure that it dies because whatever is infected with the virus needs to spread to the next thing.
So just make sure whatever you press E on dies so it jumps.
so you like E and then W will will spread these little monsters and then
just kill the thing that that's anti virus yes there you go
W is east and it's like one two three four I switched the mouse and click they
said okay okay if you're chill with that what do you think I should just do one
two three four instead is that easier for me I'm stupid remember well you've
never played like a mouse control game before like you only played fortnight
Yeah, I think you would play W.A.S.E then you play fortnite mouse and keyboard though. Yeah. Yeah. Oh
Yeah, I think you're fine in here, bro
I'd say just do mouse keyboard just go with the QW er. I think you're fine. Got it. Yes sir moist
If I lose to low some quitting by the way switch on another you're not gonna lose
You can't even find the game, but you're already winning. Yes, sir
Ron, your ult? Don't move when you like do it. It like suppresses somebody but then like don't click off of it because it like you have to stay still.
Yes ma'am. Okay. Do I need camera things? Anything for camera or no?
Nah, just play a lot of camera bro. That shit is chill.
Oh, pop. You're like a walla dude. I don't know how to explain it.
like thank you man hey another thing turrets are really strong in this game
they're gonna hit you if you walk up to it and you start hitting an enemy
champion under their turret that shit like really hurts will kill you in like
three shots so alright let me practice thanks I just like Bradley you have a
single fucking dagger can you go back and buy another dagger at least hey everyone
hey come back come back guys let's learn how to shop okay Ron I need you to buy
Buy a D-Ring? Buy a D-Ring?
Goins ring start!
Goins ring, and two pots, and go out to mid.
Got it, and then lion dairies tournament, or Magnificent or Black Torch torch.
Torch, build torch first.
Yup. Q item.
So am I good?
Yeah, hey, go out to mid, you're gonna miss some of the EXP bro.
Should I start here? A blue?
Oh, yeah, yeah, just do that.
Yeah, you can start Q. Just do blue, ground, fulls.
I'll let you know if you can look mid after that or not.
Okay.
Hit the landing.
Somebody blowing a trumpet? What's that noise?
Okay.
Hey, don't be afraid to hit him a little bit.
Hit him.
Get the last hits.
I got him.
Hit him again.
I'm going in.
You're doing it.
I'm going to kill the minions.
Click on him.
I'm going up I'm moving up I'm moving up you're doing it you're doing good
I'm on wrong oh
Yeah, I'm going oh
Where are the wolves after this after the after ground the wolves are right there on the map Leslie yeah got it
Thank you. Thank you get lost. You can look at your mini-map. Okay?
Oh, yeah, I'm going on now. I'm a fucking legend
Back it up back it up. We're fine. Oh my screen my fucking screen. Oh my screen
I'm not screaming out to my chat hold on
Go to them go to them go to do a path top after I go to work
Go base
Yeah
Yeah
Control Q's not working
What on now
Guys I'm learning give me a second just take my time everyone to smile
Okay, so try eating the wave either wave either wave II and then what I do
I'm pressing it. I'm pressing you
Yeah, nice and see how it spreads press W. Oh, I'll press up
Yup.
You all cute.
Take out the poison for hitting me.
Really nice.
Really nice combo run.
Really nice.
Thank you.
That's what you want to do to the minion lane.
You're leading.
He doesn't have any last hit.
Yup, I'm out of here.
I'm out of here.
I'm backing up.
I'm backing up.
Backing up.
Sona's mid.
Back off.
Yup.
Back him.
He took ignite up top.
He just missed ward and bush.
This is huge.
I'm gonna back up a little y'all.
Should I come?
Should I try to get close?
I
Fucked up chance, okay, I'm running
Silence them I silenced them should I finish the crugs first from right come on run go right run
Right right going right going right. That's right. That's my right. That'd be my right. I
I don't know what universe that's right.
Oh, you don't know.
Okay, I got it.
That was my right with the way I was looking.
I was thinking the character, bro.
I'm an idiot.
Oh my god.
It's all good.
It's all good.
Okay, it's a learning lesson.
Everyone learns what they miss.
Everyone learns.
I can come top.
I can come top.
Hold on.
So I just go back mid every time.
Oh, yeah.
I wouldn't do that.
I wouldn't do that.
Okay, I'm backing.
I'm backing.
He doesn't have TP so I'm just gonna try and fuck him a little bit.
How do you buy items bro?
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
Do I go back to the main area?
Sonus, sonus, sonus, sonus, sonus.
Back, back, back, back.
Should be fine.
I'm going back mid y'all. I'm sorry. I was there for a minute. I'm sorry. I'm sorry
Bomb me sender for
That's my bad, that's my bad on fire probably. Oh, yeah, I just felt the wrong things
Oh, I got Tyler my current is
All right, I'm gonna play fine. No, what is my character doing? Yeah, doofus
I like that
They take me to heal
Oh, I'm so sorry
Oh, no, I have so much health
I'm spinning, look at me
They're fighting
Poppy no flash
Flash on him, keep me
Guys, I'm Bradley
I stunned too
Your enemy has been slain
Fight, fight, fight
Focus Arty! Focus Arty! Focus Arty! Focus Arty!
Yeah, I got the top.
You good? Are we good? Are we good?
Alright, good shit down there!
Let's do it! Let's do it!
I'm sorry, y'all. I didn't understand it.
Remember, I only know the abilities. I don't know how to play against them.
You were doing great.
No, you did great. You did great from everything that I saw on the kill feed, Ron. You're the fucking superstar!
Thank you brother! Oh my god, I feel good now!
So can somebody explain my Q ability?
I'm a little confused on that.
Oh the soul dude's on me again, the soma!
Yeah, yeah, hey I'm coming baby, don't worry.
Your Q is just like, I don't know, it's just a spell that will silence them and cause this damage and it will refresh your E which is a damage over time.
I shouldn't have stayed but I couldn't help it. I couldn't help it, I was greedy. I couldn't help it.
EW on the wave?
Yeah, you guys got more now?
Back, back, back, back, back, back.
Tryna back up.
If they go into turret, you can press R on them and stun them under turret, okay?
Got it, got it.
Good retreat run.
Thank you!
Oh my god.
my next level up I'm gonna upgrade my R yeah that's him yeah yeah yeah I haven't
done it once yeah you didn't level it up now yeah yeah yeah you definitely want
to be that at level seven
sounds good Leslie they're saying Los is fucking on me bro I don't like that
I'll let him say that.
I'll let him get it in your head.
Yeah, don't let him say that about you.
You're doing great.
You're up 20 CS.
I need a good mana.
Get that mana.
Come on, bro.
We need to stop fucking around.
I got a minion army.
When should I use my Art ability?
When we're fighting together.
It doesn't do too much on its own.
But if we're fighting together.
Wait, I have the turret here.
I
You can hit you might die here just back just back to pop up not drinking ulti on you get on you from long range
I like this I like I'm actually having fun hold on now
Poppy's gonna be cops in are you winning?
Nice
You should be fine. You can just push you can't kill you
Hey, you can hit me here. I'm covering you
Let's hit the camps.
Oh, oh, yep.
Oh, no.
I'm having fun.
Walk up, Ron.
Oh, they're popping down.
I'm here with you.
No, no, no, no, no.
Just push the wave.
EW on the wave, man.
Every time the wave is there, EW.
I'm spamming E.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, I have my ult.
Where's the tank down?
Okay, go base and buy your next item.
If you want, you can...
Lesley, if you want, you can come top, Waves pushing to me.
If you gank top, we'll probably make him uninstall the game, I think.
Okay. Okay, I'm gonna get the Gromp, and then I'm gonna base your item, and then I'm gonna gank top.
Okay, cool.
Careful ball, Bradley. Obviously, ball's in that direction.
Oh, yeah.
You're okay, you're okay.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, I'm learning now. Oh, I'm moving
Hold on
Me Bradley, can you mark here? Yes. So E and then W yeah, E and then W. Yeah
I'm scared
You already killed him. I'm up on him. I'm not alive. Yeah, I'm up on him
You can kill me you can kill me you kill me
If Sona hits 6, get ready to flash for old Bradley.
I got 6.
I think Poppy's down here.
Good game, Leslie!
That was good shit.
I'm moving!
I'm gonna move!
Poppy's outside.
Wait, Ron, you're crying.
Run!
We can go on top in here. Just push the wave Bradley.
Oh this is good lineup. Oh my god that's actually got it.
We can fight Nessie. Hey Bradley move over here. Everyone move. Everyone move back.
Should I ult the Poppy? I can crush R on this guy. Go go go go go go.
R R R. Nessie? Yes! Flash ulti flash ulti flash ulti.
Go go go go go go go!
Oh
They're saying I had casual movement
That's okay, let's retreat. Let's retreat. We bring this on
Backing out backing out
Okay, okay, I forbid Chad. I didn't see the turret my bad
Ron did you cancel your ulti there?
I don't think so press R. Do not move. Oh, you don't move. Don't move. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you gotta stand still
Should I go Merc Treads or Tabby's quick quick quick Merch Merch's got it. Okay, honestly, I take blame there
I sold you guys. Okay. I admit it. No, no, no, no, it's fine. We all died under turret one time
I like this. I like this team. This is a good team. I'm glad I chose you guys
Yeah, Brad, are you good over there? You haven't said a lot in a recent.
Locked in, locked in. He's locked in. He's locked in. Locked in locked, I can tell.
Yeah, cancel them all, otherwise.
Oh, should I upgrade her? My EW, you think?
Yeah.
I've got two levels on their top lane.
My E, I'm a fucking burger. Next time I'll do E.
Hey, hey, you're on the run, you're on the run.
Oh, no, that's not good, is it?
that needs to be calm that needs to be calm hey that's my friend should I be
looking at my mini-map a lot more yeah yeah yeah yeah got it got it got it
got it got it so so what's the best place I should go if they're pushing
me should I just go back to our spawn area yeah towards your turret channel
Oh, I'm fucked.
I'm not.
I got fucked.
No, you're not.
No, you're not.
Three of them.
Should I come bot?
Oh, three of them.
Yeah.
Careful, guys.
This brother duo is very strong.
Okay.
I'm going to play something.
They are down a player.
I am tooting inside.
Yes!
Yes, Moist!
Yeah.
I want to play around Moist if we can.
Looks like Drake.
I don't know if we can stop him.
There's like three over there.
There's Poppy bot right now.
Oh, they're doing Dragon right now.
Oh, they're doing Dragon right now.
There's poppy bot right now.
Oh, they're doing Jigging right now.
Hey, pick it up. Let's find here.
Okay.
Oh, you don't have to fight?
Uh, oh, yeah.
Oh, you know, I don't know.
Hey, come here.
You're mid, okay?
What's your name?
Uh, Ron.
Yeah.
Sorry.
Ron, come here.
Come here.
If I say mid, that's you though, okay?
This way?
Yeah, you're good.
Hey, go back.
I have my aura.
I think I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna try to kill him, okay?
Just remember.
Okay, I'm feeling really confident now. I think I can do something, okay?
I will in one second. I'm just gonna save it because I know I'm about to see him.
Ready?
E? W?
No, he ran. He ran like a pussy. He knows better.
That's a nice try.
That's looking good. That's good pressure.
Let me know if you ever need a game, guys.
Back with Poppy. Back with Poppy.
Let's go back pot, 80.
Bradley, let's go back pot.
What is 2?
Push the wave. Push the wave. EW.
W. Very nice top.
Okay, we're gonna go back bot. Hoppy had just bot side, I think.
No flash on the mid here.
Dude, I'm feeling good.
Walk up, walk up, walk up, walk up, walk up, walk up.
Easy, got you. Look at that.
Okay, he's good. Just push, just push.
Go back?
You got a specify who you're talking to bro, you gotta remember I'm stupid.
Oh shit, okay, okay, okay, yeah, not that.
uh oh he's not near you he's probably not talking to you
yeah but i don't know who's your mate
come on careful hey walk up bradley
oh i got you bro come on
an enemy has been seen
nice sir nice
we should back we should back poppy is coming too fast back back
fucking brother duo oh they're gonna go on me i think
i'll leave me leave me leave me leave me
i'll just fight i'll just fight leave me
oh i fucked up i have three levels on their top i gotta be careful i was like kind of
robber takes that kill that was trying to be confidence bro that was con i'm sorry
hey good shit top charlie i'm going back to base y'all i'm going back to base
we'll shine upgrade here got it i don't even worry about it i'm dead as liandry
Okay, I fucked up that that's okay. You're building it next
Holy nerds in my chat, I love this I feel like a gamer
I feel like you can one be two and be three though low key the son of pop you're just moving together, okay
two bottom
yeah
we have more tp to play with as well
i'll see you in here
oh you can go you can go
fighting fighting fighting everyone come
let's go let's go
shall i use my arm out here
off on poppy
yes yes use your arm use your arm
use your arm use your arm
i'm trying
it's not that you're armor of noy
oooh
is like the one two and threes I don't understand that
like that like you know the things above your coins I don't know what to do
yeah I don't know how to use them my items yeah I don't know how to use them
if you're on WAS yeah no I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not
I got fought back off fought
fuck I'm cooked you might have to use thumbs you might have to use thumbs just keep running
I know chat's my items, I just don't know how to use them.
Keep down, keep down.
With me.
Oh, I'm cooked.
Next item, what are you waiting for?
Ah.
What are we waiting for?
I'm fucked, Mitch, I'm fucked, Mitch.
I fucked up, bro, I'm fucked up.
I fucked up, I'm sorry, y'all.
Mid is open right now, I fucked up.
Poe, next item, I can't decide.
What should I get?
Hang on, I'm gaming right now.
Hang on, I'm gaming right now.
I'll just do it, Andres. This is just a generally good item. I'll just keep pressing the advantage, fuck it.
Oh my bad. Uh, sorry, what'd you say? Next item?
Yeah, it's fine. I'm just gonna keep trying to shard on him. I'm just gonna go Leondres.
I think that sounds okay, yeah.
Probably spirit and ejection or something.
Go on back, mate, y'all. That's my bad.
Oh, let's focus on stacking Drake's here.
I think one more wave, Charlie, and then come all the way from top to Drake, and then let's
go around the objective.
I have my ultimate, y'all.
You let me know.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
If we stack dragons, we get a strong boss, which is good.
And we get to fight with Charlie, he's really strong.
Okay, Charlie, come now.
Yeah, we'll come from mid, and then we'll start there.
Okay.
Should I not back then?
No, don't back, don't back.
I could have just killed him bro one more way one more way push
That'd be the wave and let's go great
Okay, we're leaving now go towards three. Oh, this is where dragon is on the map bottom right always
We start it. Yep. Yeah hit it. Okay. So should I old here or what?
i go back with i'll cover me go back at but
well he turned the lights out super smooth guys every pop push i go
yeah i like this guy's numbers on mid this is good this is good
I don't know if that guy's lucid.
Has anyone checked that Losus is awake right now?
I'm just kidding.
I love you.
Should I hit the tower or no?
Yeah, hit it.
I mean, they seem like...
Back up, back up, back up.
Let's back off now.
I don't like this.
I don't like this at all.
I don't like this at all.
I don't like this at all.
I don't like this at all.
I don't like this at all.
Should I go back?
Yeah.
Just recall and go back mid.
Look at me.
I learned how to recall.
Yeah, that's awesome.
Yes.
Oh, I wasted flash for that.
Careful.
Yeah, I see him.
Obviously, there's a ton of them.
Wow.
Oh, I thought it was in range.
Um, I think some shred is gonna be good from Lord.
Are these goodbyes that I'm doing? Can you guys tell her now?
Uh, this is fine, yeah. Just uh, after you build the Andries, I'll tell you what to do.
Holy push, I'm fucking goaded.
Yeah, yeah, EW that fucking way. You're up 100 CS.
This is like known as an embarrassing deficit in professionally.
Embarrassing that midlaner.
So am I like faker?
You are actually, you are actually faker.
Faker thank you they call me farther out
yeah I don't know I don't know I think I think of Charlie walks in it they're
just gonna have my oh you let me know what you want to do who am I targeting
here is this a puppy any target any target
Oh
Just need one more minion for item and then I go stop
I
Had a little recall here. Okay boys. I'm gonna real go on
We're past 20 so Baron is fun. This is a very deadly worm. We're not gonna hit
Okay, but I want everyone to know it's here and it's a really strong objective and at some point we may take it if we wipe them
Well, I'm not gonna lie, bro
This is this is where we become legends. Oh, where should I go?
Should I go mid?
Come back out to mid again?
Yeah, we're gonna wait for Charlie to push and group up with us again, and then we can
take another...
I...
I got my...
I got my...
I got my car, buddy, you let me know!
I have...
I have TPL.
I have TPL.
I have TPL.
I have TPL.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
use this Q ability a lot but it's really nice. Oh yeah you have the mana pool to do right now.
Yeah, I bring a Q there too. You can have it. Let's confident gaming I like when you're mixing in Qs.
Thank you bro, thank you. Well Moist I can't even like confidence with you bro.
Like the way Pob also just slow talks to me.
Lastly come, we should get ready to fight.
Uh oh.
Okay, that's not gonna work.
Okay, not gonna work.
More, more, more.
More, more, more, more.
Oh, my God.
Keep going, Charlie.
Keep going, Charlie.
We fucked them.
We fucked them.
That's game.
That's GG.
GG on the end.
We did it!
Oh, my God!
We can end.
We can end.
Oh, my God!
We did it, y'all!
We did it!
Okay, let's see what you got.
Oh my god!
It's gonna be very close, I think.
Uh, let's not end, let's not end.
Yeah, I think you're right. I got excited, I got excited.
Oh.
Go take 3, go take 3.
Okay, go into the audience, go to the red.
Shadowflamer crystal skeptic!
uh take uh blood letters curse
he lost me lost me blood letters gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta
yeah like that kinda
bro how do y'all learn this how much do you make sure they don't rush Baron here there's so much mechanics
here oh my god I played this game for 16 years of my fucking
life Ron my entire life slaving away this game okay
that's what it takes Ron I was afraid I was gonna have to smack you again bro
No, I think you should go
16 years of clicking around rough I've spent more time on the summoner's rip than I have in reality Ron
You got my chat giggling, but I don't even know what you're saying at this point
Yo, who is sore so no, bro, this guy's ass
That's how long yeah, he's ass
He's a master oh
Oh, let's go.
Don't get cocky, they can catch you.
Loki, I feel like if we just group and run, they're gonna find us.
Yeah, we can.
Bradley, you should come to the kitchen.
Charlie, come after that way.
Okay, back, back, back, back, back.
RGO, RGO.
You guys can still play without me.
Uh, you want...
If you guys can just pull yourself out, just keep shoving.
Just don't die. Just don't die.
Yeah, this is okay. They're back in line.
But ya, I just don't know when to use my orb, cause they have to stand still.
So should I just do it when he's kinda low?
Uh, just do it when we can all focus him to get him.
I mean, honestly, there's not really a bad time to focus him.
Alright, careful, careful, careful.
Alright, misfortune.
I think we can just ARAM it here and win to be honest.
Yeah for sure.
Ron, careful.
Yep, I'm on fire with you.
I'm gonna get the team.
I'm gonna stay with you, all right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do a challenge, fate's will.
How many mouses break when you play this game?
Do you want to maybe look Baron real quick?
Make it easier?
Just try and run at him.
I really don't want to go there and...
Okay, we don't smile at you right now.
No, Lose it!
All masses right there, bro!
You can luckily on out.
Yup, you can luckily on out.
If you can hit anyone with an ult, it's good.
I got you, Rob.
I don't even know where I am on the map.
Press face, press face.
Okay, Charlie's running in the next.
Go, go, go.
I'll give you, I'll give you, I'll give you.
Don't dive into your next.
uh try for a bit i don't know if we can end
I'm getting, I'm getting
Oh no, we, we, we can, we can do this
Uh
Okay, good try
Okay, back up
We'll just play slowly
I think slow is the best
Oh my god, I'm actually going to, I just flashed the fuck out of them
out of them.
It's exhilarating, isn't it, huh?
It's like a drug.
I love this!
I love this game!
Is that not wrong?
Okay, there's going to be a big fight here over Drake.
When we start four dragons, we get a really powerful buff.
Run!
Back!
Oh yes, sir!
I'm a fucking peon!
See, you got to talk to me like that.
Sometimes you got to just...
You
Come on, sorry, sorry, I'm sorry
Is it safe to back or we should we should stay around jungle
Yo, this is where we become legends
We are weak.
They're going to walk in as 5.
Ron just group off with us.
They might engage right away when they check this, okay?
Ready to fight?
I'm just going to grab Poppy.
You guys can fight without her.
She went.
Close.
Close more.
Oh my god, Poppy.
you win? play with more? oh, try it out
oh my god, I'm gonna be cool
no one's back in the middle of the map
nice
um, let me think
hit trade, hit trade, hit trade, hit trade
okay, okay
so is that I really fucked up there or no?
thank you
I tried to plus my horribility bro
nah, I shouldn't have grabbed the poppy
I thought that was gonna be fine
are we still?
we're still
I have smite
Am I trying to steal?
I TOO PUSSY!
IT'S TOO PUSSY PUSSY!
OH MY GOD!
We are legends!
Sorry.
I'm just trying to hit some boy sides, maybe it'll like hit, eventually.
I thought that hit great, I can see that.
Thank you, thank you.
I'm just trying like, I don't know.
Is this shit AI?
I'm just trying, I'm just trying different things.
That's a big LCS moment right there.
I'm just trying to get like that moment, you know what I'm saying?
Okay, I did it.
Like one of these two people are baron?
It's gonna hit.
Yeah.
Okay, let's hit baron.
I'm down to just fight actually.
Okay.
We're coming around, sorry.
We're playing for the fight here, okay?
The baron is not that important.
We're playing to fight them and kill them.
Okay, you're up to baron.
Yeah, yeah.
Hey y'all, I'm here.
Look, it's famed with abilities on that baron.
So do I have a left click?
Yeah.
I think Charlie I want you to split while we go for down mid.
here
do you know the tp during nocturnal?
back back back
do you know the tp during nocturnal?
like if right as it goes dark?
i can try
i feel like i can figure it out
i can't even tell if we're winning right now
but i'm having fun
we're winning we're winning
we're stomping right now
kinda
leona need you?
sorry tell me
I'm down for you to go top here.
Sure.
How many characters are in the game?
I've been 160 or something.
Can you even know every single one?
Uh, I don't see that one.
Yeah, but like I don't know how to play all of them.
Fucking dork. Sorry.
Okay, Fortnite champion.
I'm too pushed up, bro. I'm an idiot.
I gotta stay back with you guys.
So when should you use the R?
Stay behind Leslie and Charlie.
Oh yeah, I'm tanky.
Okay, ready to fight guys? Walk up with the minions?
Nope, nope.
Can we dive the turret?
No, no, no, no, we're gonna get him from the distance, underground.
This is where I get a little confused y'all.
Regroup, regroup.
Okay.
Popping the R.
I have heal, don't worry, we can push, they use many cooldowns.
Okay, push me, okay.
Nice bar.
Oh, blig off, blig off.
Nice, hey?
Oh, yeah.
That's nice, he's dead.
Oh my god!
I just did something crazy!
You're going to get hit!
You did it wrong!
You let us do the job!
I'm not going to kill you!
I'm not going to kill you!
Oh my god, boys!
Oh my god, I'm a fucking legend!
Good shit, boys!
That was good!
Oh my god!
first man no man this is my first second round oh god oh my god oh my god wait I was
one in seven what wait oh holy aura bro you're leading in kills and that's and
assists oh my god one in ten not bad but I have pretty good gold I have pretty
good at earning gold you're good you're natural you did great like literally for
never touching this game on ironically you played it super fine like you did
exactly what we needed you to do thank you thank you bro that was awesome thank
you Ron oh my god no thank you guys y'all this is this is this is this is where
legends are made y'all. You want their log and it's so bad. It's gotta hit bro. It's
gotta hit one of these times. Oh my god. Wait so they're out of the tournament
completely? Yeah and I'm pretty sure Pixel's never gonna touch the game again.
He had the worst time of his life up there. Oh wait Tyler won with six and four?
Dude, I thought it was supposed to be good.
Yo, Lose has 2,000 damage.
Yo, he's ass.
Yeah, those grabs tell quite the story.
Yo, Lose's ass.
Yo, 12-0 though, that's pretty aura, dude.
I'm not gonna lie.
Yeah, it felt good. It felt good up there.
Wait, so who are we going against next?
We're playing versus the winner of Peanut,
And whoever he's playing it looks like a close game
Yo, that was actually fun
OH MY GOD THAT WAS RUN!
WAIT THAT WAS RUN!
OH MY GOD THAT WAS RUN!
Dude I feel like a loser!
OH MY GOD!
Dude am I even getting chat?
Dude I swear to god...
FIVE EAR!
WITH THE FIFTH DAY!
Let's get some W's!
Leslie how did the jungling kill you?
Bro I'm not even kidding chat!
That felt like fucking drugs!
I want to play again. Oh my god, I want to play again if you rush bomb me
That was fun who was up top who was up top of you moist it was only pixel. It was the anivia
Okay
You guys did great bottom by the way you guys cooked in the bot lane
I had my desk with the starting item and the runes and the summoner spells Bradley
But I got to admit you you got you got it together a bit
It was better than I expected you got to start de-blade though dog. Why'd you start two daggers? I?
Thought I picked up the fucking when I ran out
Oh, okay. You always start going straight now.
Dorns blade? Yeah, yeah.
Should I go hubris?
Then the collector?
I just got nerfed, so no.
Yo, is Peta like a mouth breather? What the fuck is this?
I think Caleb blade is kind of bad too.
What do you think is the best first kill?
Yo, um...
Wait, should I be practicing right now or no?
I don't know
Wait, so how do I
Dude, I'm not even kidding. Yo, this is so much fun. You're better than I thought you're gonna do
Thank you Brad. Thank you. Honestly, like I could get now why people are so addicted to this shit. Oh
Yeah, it's getting fun. Yeah, it's it's something special mobas like that. I don't know if you ever play that really
Yeah, mobas like this are just like a really different kind of game man
It becomes like fucking insidious the way it worms into your life
This and Dota 2 are the big ones. I've never played Dota, is it fun?
It's fun. It's a lot harder than this. I don't think you'd like Dota as much as you're liking this
Holy shit man. This is like it feels like Adderall dude
Mmm. Like this shit feels like a drug
like I just wanna how do you learn all the characters though you just play
against him enough so you start to figure out what they do if I wasn't with
you guys I would be just so lost yeah good very good captain sir yeah that
was really good thank you thank you for being said that the comms are great when
we're all through us you yeah I didn't know how calm the game is like when
You're like just playing like you know when talks like I'm not used to that
Like I'm just used to speaking
So so what do I do here? So I would just basically you would want to oh
Well, oh you're taking me to town. I'm not dumb
Okay, so I'm understanding
Yeah
Okay, so you as Malz actually have a passive, so you try auto attacking me.
So what does that do?
I swam at you?
So you see how I took like no damage?
That's just my passive, gives me like a little shield, and then if it breaks, then I'll take actual damage.
So now hit me.
Okay, so you have this like tiny shield to play with.
That's like one thing about Malz that you probably didn't know.
So this is a really good character, huh?
Yeah, yeah, he's great, he's effective.
This is like the thing with the E spreading. Oh the E will spread. Wait, you don't wait this whole time
I've been just like clicking all the minions. I'm not supposed to do that
No, that's good
Okay, it's good
And then if the minion dies with the E on it then it was red and if it's about to expire
So don't last a couple seconds you can refresh it. It's here. Who's the best character in this game?
Debatable
So like was that a good ability over there, is that good?
I mean as long as you can get your E spreading on the minions it's good, yeah I'd say.
It's kind of hard to do early on before you get any abilities and you're just like not
that strong yet, so usually the E will expire before then but it's like not a bad habit
to have yet.
And your W has charges based on how many spells you cast before and you can bank up to two
additional void links.
That Q ability I actually like a lot.
Yeah, that shit feels good as fuck, dude.
You see how you can be fast when I hit you with it too? It's a silence as well.
Man, you do how to dodge. You just move around a lot.
Dude, you're fucking on me too much.
That's not fun. The game's not fun anymore.
No, it's not fun when you're dead.
Yeah, this game's not fun anymore.
So another thing you can do is, if you already have two charges of your W, you can W before you E, and then your E will give you another charge of W, you know what I'm saying?
I just got to learn how to shop too. Like when I'm shopping, I'm not gonna lie, I'm just running at it.
So when I'm playing, what should I go for first? So I should be going for Linde or East Tournament?
tournament you always pretty much want to rush blackfire torch actually that's
like the best starting item and then the andres is pretty good yeah I mean there
will be some cases where I'll tell you to build something different like Rylai's
is good that makes your ability slow damn chat you guys play this a lot this is
fucking yeah I played once with twice I'm just saying like I'm gonna surprise my
whole chat knows how to play this game and you're just teaching me like I'm an
idiot how long is the legion in the game for 11 2011 and it's been like that
successful since then not 2011 2009 oh what was it yeah
holy shit wait wait you're a lot of 21 11 you're a lot of eggs hey man I thought
2011 wait so how so this game came out was it like I didn't know about it that much like it was just the game
Well, there wasn't any like big games back
Yeah, you know a game I never played that I kind of want to play when I get like older when I'm like more free time
I've never played runescape.
Oh my god, you are speaking the right word brother. You should try runescape
Yeah, I've heard it's like the greatest game. I
Think I'm escaping or frame or the two best free-to-play games that currently exist. You guys ever play warcraft?
That's what spawn these games true. There's no Dota. That's what I'd like
Tricombo in the way. Oh, I'm just vibing
I'm just chillin'
And like, uh, how you wanna, how you wanna do, yeah that was good
If the E looks like it's gonna expire, like a couple seconds pass and then the minion that the E is on
doesn't look like it's gonna die, you can refresh it with Q
And then you refresh it
You can tell Rom stands Charlie
Oh yeah, I mean, Charlie is kinda the go
Rom not gonna lie bro, I've been watching Charlie for a long time bro
Another thing you can do
your character is like hella good at pushing right when you're done pushing all the minions that means you've
you've kind of like okay let me put this in front of you man you've already looted the area
I've already looted the area so you go to another area and then maybe you can use your ulti to make
a play because your ulti is a stun.
Got it bro.
See you later.
Oh!
There we go.
I'm starting to understand it more.
Okay, do you like the Fortnite terms?
Got to say Fortnite terms.
When do we play next you think?
Uh, check the game.
It looks like we're gonna play Pinox game.
I just saw a tweet that said Mr. Beast offered Pinox a million dollars to face reveal and he said no.
That's crazy.
To face what?
To face reveal.
I wonder what he looks like.
Okay, try hitting me with the full combo.
Okay, that's not the full combo.
Okay, so you rarely want to do that.
When you just like hit the R.
You usually want to press your E and W before you ult, and you're gonna be like three times
too much damage.
Chat, am I starting to chug yet or no?
Refresher cooldowns on the left.
I'm already ready.
I'm gonna hop on.
Okay, how do you approach that?
I'm gonna hook the combo.
Show me again?
On the hop bar.
On the left.
I mean, I can't show you.
Oh, I got it.
Yeah, right.
So, I'm gonna hit you with a...
Hang.
Hang.
E.
W.
Yep, W.
R?
Okay, so I don't know why it didn't work. It was there everything was oh, I didn't
Okay, EW
EWQ are EWQ are EWR EWR. Yeah, even EWR is fine. Yeah
Auto refresh cool downs it's on the very top of the hot bar. I got it. There we go. Okay, so EWR
Yeah, that's it. That's it. And then you just try to keep. Oh, you can't do it. You can't do it because I moved.
I want to cancel it. Yeah, yeah. Keep doing it so you don't cancel it.
All right, so EWR.
Oh, yeah. You stay for the full time and you cancel it.
I didn't cancel it. I didn't even move. I didn't even move.
You can't cancel it. I literally didn't even move.
Oh, God, you canceled it.
One more time.
Don't fuck around here.
oh god i'm not doing anything i didn't even move my finger
refresh your mana we're gonna we're gonna do the split get stuff
okay so e w r
okay yeah that was it that's it man yeah i think that's it
yeah that's the problem yeah
Oh, you see how much the turret hurts, dude?
Yeah, what the fuck?
Kim, you just auto-healing dude, what the fuck?
Oh, you can cheat, you're a cheesy little dude, huh?
Hey!
I think I was doing it so you don't get it.
What the fuck am I watching? Greatness, bro.
Alright, man, I mean, honestly, I think that's kind of all there is to Malz.
of mouths you you push the wave you can roam to other lanes when I mean the
only other thing is like when you're ulting you say you're standing still
so you're very vulnerable so if the enemy team can focus you like that can be
dangerous but that's kind of impossible to know because you don't really know
what any character does but just keep that in mind if you're like being
surrounded by everyone you might just get interrupted
dude I did not know League of Legends is this fucking big holy shit
Takes it at 300 and this is nuts
Wait, who's
You're great
You're fucking go to yeah, you're great. I like managing what a bunch of us you're doing
Hey chat, thank you for the subs bro. Thank you for watching
Sorry, I was open mic earlier, and I didn't realize it and yeah
That's that's good vibes
I'm gonna do a stream where I'm not ending to I get grandmaster. Yeah, it's true
No worries, you know, I think about doing a stream where I can't end it till I hit grandmaster moist in which game
Yeah
Okay, hey, that'll be a fun like a year-long sub-a-thon, bro. That'll go crazy
No matter hit grandmaster though, you can give it a whole year non-stop
No, it's not happening. Yeah
Bro, it is
I mean, there's a good handful but like those are people that have played the game for years and years and years and usually like
Would you be solo killing you think?
I probably wouldn't ever play this after this tournament unless it's with my girlfriend. She apparently plays all the time
Gotcha, gotcha. Yeah. Yeah. She's good at world of warcraft. Is that like a nerd game too?
Every game is a nerd game to a certain extent. World of Warcraft is like the OG though
You've never played WoW? You wouldn't strike me as a WoW guy. You've never touched it?
No, I was more of like an H1Z1 saying slurs
Yeah, okay. I get you. I get you.
I get you yeah, yeah, I was more like a shooter guy growing up like call of duty
You know what I'm saying?
Like and you were doing it for Halo. You didn't play Halo. I did play Halo. I used to play Halo a lot
Okay, I'll show your age there Ron. Yeah, I know geez I played Halo reach is anyone remember when Xbox 360 gave you Halo reach for free
It was a classic time
No, I played warcraft
I don't remember how to make fun of it.
There was a time where Halo Reach was free for anyone on Xbox 360.
What a great feel.
I just realized how bad gaming really fell off.
The speed is pretty cool.
Halo Reach is just going to game.
We still get some really good games, just as far as multiplayer staples go,
there are a few in far between, but there's great single-player games coming out all the time, man.
You play any single player games?
Um, I recently played Elden Ring for the first time.
That was like the first game I played since like Skyrim Elder Scrolls, and I'm not even kidding,
Elden Ring might have been the most fun game I've ever played in my whole life.
Yeah man, Elden Ring's the top 10 game right there.
Did you play the other games in the FromSoft catalog?
Some Dark Souls, Redborn?
Think about it, they want me to play Red Dead.
Oh, you should definitely play Red Dead.
wait peanut lost yeah they just got cooked the jinx just hyper-carried hard
team lost is that was oil team the one yeah it's a little seem good
where do we are we better than them you think i'm a better
it's not we might win this i'm not i think we actually might win the whole thing
How does Mr. Beast not stream though because we how do we know it's him?
He's having someone play for a month. Yeah, you do that
Is it his voice does anyone know if it's actually him
I think this next game I want to try and give more resources to Charlie so I'm gonna try
and roam to top more which means I can't be bought or mid as often.
Do you know if this is fearless or can I just lock more to gun you can lock its best of one cool
Should I play any differently like should I focus a top lane?
What's that I would honestly just focus
You can put me in the tower.
And A.
And A.
Yeah.
Marlin is ass.
I got it.
Do you only play Leona by the way?
In the jungle or just in general?
In general.
What does in the jungle mean?
This is so cool.
That whole middle area, that's like dark,
that you're running around?
That's not the lanes, that's the jungle.
Is that why SQC says welcome to the jungle?
He says that?
I think his thing is that it's like a League of Legends reference.
I'm confused.
Do you play Nautilus?
I could play Nautilus, but I'm more comfortable on Leona, but I played it.
Okay, Naut's clear is just like way better, I think.
I think Nautilus will be better.
Chad, why do Kendrick want to re-drop?
Not like us, bro.
I saw someone say that.
Is that true?
I saw a tweet.
Oh, did I get trolled?
Someone said he dropped not like if I'm less comfortable on Nautilus. Should I just stick to Leona?
Cuz of Iceman like I can't if you if you're not confident someone said he did it
I'm just gonna stick to Leona. I think I think I got yeah, okay stick to Leona. It's fine. Wait, so we're about to play right now teams will
Thanks, all right. Yeah, I got so
I'm actually kind of having fun chat. I'm thinking about doing this every single day for 15 hours a day
Low key. I'll make a lobby
Yeah, this is gonna be my new main game, I think I'm gonna play this every single day at 15 hours
That's the way brother that's the way
What do you be playing moist?
No fucking anything man. I was playing sly cooper 3 the other day. Yo, there was this one game
I was watching you play the story fuck. I'm never I shouldn't even speak cuz I don't even know what it is
But there's this like it was like a long time ago. It was like during
2022 I feel like
There's a solo player game that made me want to play
This is where we come legends y'all
Yep, this is where as they say as a wise man said yep, this is yep
You're gonna hear that's at least 18 more times. Oh way more
Okay. Team Ron, I don't see it. It's not up. It's on the extreme. Oh, it's like at the brackets.
Dude, I'm not kidding. It's the first time I didn't get first round.
I want to run through a wall at first, but I'm not going to do that, so I need to listen to something.
This is what we're going to do. This is what we're going to do. We're going to ask the team.
Do you guys think- Chad, is this not nuts? Or do we need the rum?
350,000 people watching League of Legends.
So it's either my soldier's reign or my soldier's reign.
No, this is nuts.
Is the game this big?
Go to B.
No.
My soldier's reign.
What's the?
OK.
I think Ludwig is going to try to steal my camps.
What should I do about that?
I'm going to link it to Jynxie.
Jynxie, you're going to share a screen.
I'll let you know which one's pre-confined and which one's
your screen.
My soldier's reign.
OK.
But I'm just going to start red.
And then I'm gonna go down and then
Trust me Leslie I coached that man in the jungle. I don't think you need to be too concerned
Okay, okay wait so Chad if Faker goes out in public if you get like swarmed you think see is he like
I
Yes, then League of Legends has 800,000 people watching it
Really wait, where's he from Korea? I was really saying in Korea
Wait, I have a stupid question I was kind of asking much at this like if faker goes out in public in Korea
Like does he just get like swarmed or no?
He is an A-list celebrity, yeah.
For sure.
That's nuts.
That's actually nuts.
So see, who's like the Cristiano Ronaldo of like gaming?
Is it him?
Oh, it's Faker. It's not even close.
He is one of the most dominant, not only like e-sports players,
but just across like all like sports.
He has like one of the best records.
It's incredible.
Yeah, I saw that he won like almost every championship.
Like how many is it like 13 or my dumb maybe I'm off by a lot and prominent figures. I could be off by a lot
I don't know I swear. I read that online idea to be honest the president knows him in
Korea oh six
That's crazy what team is he on he won damn
that's crazy
that is nuts dude it's so fascinating learning like other games opens my brain up to how fucking shit Fortnite is
personal honor to receive a medal that represents my country
I'm fucking hungry, what should I order?
dude what the fuck do you need you need like an 18 ounce steak like bro how do you even what do you even eat during the day
Like yeah, I mean steak bowls chicken bowls. I'm hungry. It's fuck right now. Oh
My god, what do you eat like lettuce and full swing night fucking canes in and out
You know, I've been doing Brad recently I've been doing boxing a lot
Like actually yeah, I'm like a really good dude. He's pretty good. He's been pushing me
So maybe in about one month, I'm going to come right back to you.
Yeah, I think you should.
Just test it out.
Except he's already won the world champion.
It'll be fun.
I'll just use my head.
You know, two years coming up.
I know.
We have such a great synergy, man.
Such a good collaboration.
Password depth.
I love you.
What's the game name?
It's not showing up for me.
It's not showing up for me either.
Is it still Team Ron versus Team Loose, maybe?
Team Zoil.
Team Ron versus Team Zoil.
It doesn't come around.
You might have to refresh.
How do you refresh?
Where is that?
Oh, I see it.
It's still not here.
It might be...
Yeah.
How many people are in the lobby?
Is it two?
I'll remake it.
Oh, my bad.
I had...
Why did I have hide from public lobby list up?
Wait, how do I even disable that?
Chad, I'm gonna be honest with you, but I look he think me and Faker could really make
a good duo.
Like, dead ass.
I think me and him could make a great duo.
No, dead ass.
Faker and Farder.
Dude.
Nice.
You didn't speak English?
Okay, I made it.
Wait, really?
You didn't speak English yet?
Yo, you guys made game?
Yep.
What's it called?
Yeah, I just made it.
Perfect.
Team Robert Kingsville.
I made it.
Where's the...
I see it.
Okay.
Um, both captains...
No, I'm not.
I didn't get first round, dude.
I know.
Well, I'm proud of you, bro.
Thank you, dude.
Are you gonna win it?
Are you gonna win it?
I just like how calm we are like yeah, I open up a common dream and that the don't he's dude was just screaming and I was like
Do it all does you know laying at the top of the lungs?
Yeah, like bro, it's very good. Do you want to do a coin flip with the other captain to see who gets
sides
Does that matter in this game? I'm my dumb. I don't know don't test was doing it
But I just wanted to offer to you guys we need do we need sides moist or cobblestone or foosal ball or
Or
I don't think it matters
Speaking of matter yo have I see for matter daddy
What's that run? Oh my god, don't don't don't fall for this shit
Let's play the game. Yeah. Yeah, she's sorry don't don't fall for the straps
You brother I'm
I know, I just couldn't let that happen.
He was so genuine.
I hear it instantly, I know you're fucking dumbass.
It actually never gets old, dude.
Let's go red again.
I mean, we won a dread last game.
Oh, you should have said that then.
Look, he just said us whatever.
Yeah, we just put the same thing and it'd be more comfortable for Ron.
That was fucking fun.
You were good, Ron.
I'm genuinely shocked that was your first game.
I'm just really confused when we're, so,
like, I'm used to, like, if we're attacking everybody,
I'm so used to everyone just saying what they're doing.
But when we attack everyone, like, when we pushed up,
no one was, like, saying a word.
So I just didn't know what to do really,
and that's why I kept dying every time we pushed up.
Cause I'm not used to-
Tell them, tell them what to focus on.
I guess it depends on who we're playing.
Depends on the heroes we're playing.
So when I bolted, I was just like lost, I was like.
no you're doing good i i saw a couple of steps that actually made a huge
difference in the team fight brought by your your instincts are there
you've got a sharp killer instinct as i said now's the time to be legends in
ship or my god i don't like that he's talking about me see you see it's not
it's it's starting to catch a ring to it is that i started to catch a ring to it
i love it that's oozing or yeah
oh my god
one or only
uh...
so true
this guy's full of a factory of good life
haha
some would say of
good lines get a league of legend i'm a son i'm gonna go pure quick let's play
the game
amen brother, amen
come on boys
dude, yeah, yeah
bro i went to the bathroom and i found food i'm not even kidding i just gotta eat now
in the bathroom?
nah, i just went to my boy
i went to my fridge
it's like like a magnet it like shoved me
which what what what you call me out on that my like the food guy
not just like hearing your voice
okay i got you okay okay
i like him but what is it
i do brad but i get trauma from you
and foosball i saw that you cried when i picked you so i'm scared to talk
no no no i did not cry okay it was i was actually excited i'm not gonna lie
and then cobblestone is just afk
Oh, not him right here!
Not even a damn peer after what's happened.
Oh my god, I got him!
Ron, you know, um...
Yes, sir?
This isn't the first time we've interacted.
I remember, like, four years ago...
I heard your voice.
I joined, like...
I joined, like, a Rust server.
Yep, I was about to say I never used Rust.
You were there in the Rust server, and you said,
Hey, come into my house.
And I killed you.
Okay, that's cool.
I'm new here, yes.
I'm new here.
Hey, this guy's inviting me to his house.
So nice.
He fucking killed me, bro.
And I left.
And I never played Rust again.
That's cool!
And that is cool!
No!
No!
Damn, bro.
No!
Rust bully.
Maybe one of these days we could play, dude.
No.
No.
All right, got it.
Elrond, bro.
Guys, does that even sound like me?
Do you know what I mean to your house again?
Do you know what I mean to your house again?
Bro, does that even sound like me, dude?
Hold on.
I'm gonna go to the bathroom with my footy, go get a wipe.
Go get a wipe.
Ludwig is trying to take my Leona.
It really gets up to go to the bathroom a lot this guy.
Probably doing cloak.
On some blow.
How do we...
Hey guys.
Wait, what happened? Why are they all spamming retweet?
What's going on here?
It's probably what I said.
What'd you say?
I said you keep getting up, you're probably doing some sugar in the bathroom.
Says you?
I would know, I'd be the one to know, right?
Because I bought it from you, dude.
Exactly, exactly.
Let me know if y'all hear this, I'll mute my mic.
Yeah, Brad, I saw this video of Togi making like a ramen spot in your gym, bruh.
Yeah.
What's up with that?
Yeah, I built a whole set in my gym.
I
The salad chat no tribe in England
I
Oh, Brad, you know, I'm going to the um, you know, I'm going to the diamond gym with Jinxie
What is that?
Either be getting a June or sometime this month. I don't think it's gonna end up being this. I think it's gonna be getting a June
Yeah, you're getting cooked sure
Yeah, cardio
I kind of want you to put me through a workout like a real one where I can't sit can't drink water, etc
Because that's what I've been training for and then I foosie just said he's gonna do it to me, too
Yeah, I'm down can do a hard one. Yeah
It'll just be what it'll you know kind of be what it is, but yeah
It's definitely gonna be tough, but it's like whatever. Have you gone? I'll do it. No, not yet
Are you scared?
No
Why haven't you gone if I died banged for you?
Scheduling shit. I was gonna schedule a podcast out there with them, too
I needed that we got a I got to do that first before I do the podcast
It's been flying to fucking Vegas a bunch filming videos with Steve. Yeah
Yeah
You think you'd ever focus on YouTube again, or is it just like strictly stream me I
Love YouTube. It's just hard because I feel like a lot of my foundation is on Twitch
So it's like and with twitch you have to be pretty consistent. So it's like yeah, it's like a whole another thing
Even though it's the same thing. It's kind of weird. Yeah
I mean we're doing the group YouTube right now, we have a lot of videos lined up like
Yeah, that was a good idea excuse
Pretty fun. I was always I was curious. I wonder if
Was Marlin gonna be a part of phase and then like last minute he was like
I feel like you guys knew about this before.
It was probably getting clicked to put it on Twitter before I get...
Oh my gosh.
It was supposed to join phase and then like something happened during the stream of words
and then we were like, no we can't let him do this, we're not going to fuck him over.
That's when I figured it started.
And then, that was when we decided that we're going to leave, et cetera.
Yeah, it makes sense, that's what I figured.
Are you in that house right now?
Oh nice. I love that area. I love it. Everyone knows where we are.
Everyone just figured it out. But right now we're scared to get kicked out because since Jake Paul lived here, like right next to us, the neighbors hate any
haunting careers that go into this house apparently found out. But we've been talking to them. It's pretty good. They're pretty nice. They understand it all.
That area is fucking so nice. Beautiful.
I love it.
Yo, is everyone here, are we ready?
Yeah, I'm ready.
All set, brother.
Leslie?
All set.
God, I need some sugar.
I need some sugar.
Oh yeah?
Yeah.
Not like a kiss or nothing, but...
I'm out.
Your nose.
No, no, no, I mean I need actual sugar.
Oh, should we, here we go.
Okay, we've got nothing.
Hey, so I think their AB is also Diamond Bradley, which means we should be evenly matched,
Yeah, I may focus more on Charlie this game. You're fine. You talking about their jinx? Yeah. Yeah. He's good. Yeah, I know.
You gotta show him, bro. Come on.
We can play a little conservatively.
That's ideal. We can peel it out. If they're pushovers, we can melt them. Wait, who's their ship laner?
Archer is like, great at brand new.
They're top laner, Azul.
But who is Azul?
Azul's not good, huh?
You gotta lock in your champ, bro.
Oh.
No, no, no!
No bad, no bad.
I fucked up.
No, no, no, that's on me, that's on me. I gave you a wrong intel there.
I thought we were picking already.
That band's someone you guys used?
Nah, I think it's fine.
I don't think anyone's gonna play that.
Yeah, this is a this is just like actual bands like the actual band stuff
Yeah, I'm out of a hundred and seventy characters is a band phase still for five
Yep
How about my character
He's got away after we're done banning them. Okay, do we ban anything? No
So my eat all my food
I wonder if they're like cheesing it though, and they're like, they know what I play?
Do they try to like counter it because I'm so good?
They might.
I don't think they're doing that.
They might be doing that.
I like the skins, bro, it's actually pretty cool.
I like the skins, bro. This is actually pretty cool.
Yeah, where's she? Where's she? Put the cam.
On her right or bottom left? You tell me.
I'm going to fan phase again. I'm going to fan more.
The range is really long, but they're really squishy.
So she's trying to hard engage.
Yeah, Aloe's gonna click fixed chat, it's gonna go black for one second, okay? Don't forget.
Works for me.
My mic's low? No, my mic's good.
Bradley, I think if you take PTA, it's gonna be better than Halo Blades for sure.
hey guys I just want to let you know no matter what happens during this game
this is where legends are made all right so amen let's lock this in
ooh that hate I like the way that was yep this is what I mean I'll keep that
in mind bro no come on bro you're a champion dude you're a fucking champion
show them why you're a champion man who's a good player who's a good player
who is it their jinx their jinx and what's his name poke how good is he
He can burn to ours, cobblestone.
He...
Oh, uh, their challenger is sneaky.
They're non-
Who the fuck is that?
It's no...
It's no...
Who the fuck is that, bro?
Yeah, yeah!
Yeah, yeah!
Yes.
Let's fucking do this.
I gotta play safer this time.
I'm not playing against Los.
That's true.
Oh wait, who's there mid?
Is he decent?
I have no idea who it is.
It's Aero who's like level 112 but I have no idea what like rank or anything.
Yeah Tabby, Rhylai.
Shad is just a sly jinx the whole game.
Oh shit.
Uh, no, no.
We'll have timings to group up and fight.
Why is my whole chat saying PGA?
I'm just explaining this game is not a bad idea, I think.
Thank you, dear.
Blackfire torch.
Hey, D-Blade, D-Blade, D-Blade, not boots, refund it.
No, no, no, I was talking to Bradley.
Darren?
Wait, I'm going against Arrow, bro?
Yep.
Yeah, I'm tripping away.
What's the one you, what's the one you talking about?
Doren's Blade.
The minions have spawned.
Why?
I fucked myself on that Vi.
Wait, I'm going against Arrow.
I'll grab it next.
Hey, hey, guys, the minions just spawned.
I gotta buy pots, I know.
Hold on.
Sorry.
Fuck it.
He warded, uh, the jungler warded here or someone warded here?
They're looking for the jungle path, they're too good.
I don't think they're gonna invade.
Okay.
Alright, we're gonna try and farm, bro.
Let's try and get some last hits.
I'm gonna tell me
It's fucking on me. I'm not gonna lie
Oh my god, that feels
Oh my god, we didn't even try to dodge that one.
You're level 2.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Oh who the fuck is this god?
Hey go heal man.
No no, you're good bro, you're good.
I got rooted bro, what the fuck is this?
Lock shoots a lot of skill shots so her abilities are strong but you can dodge that.
I have no mana, what do I do?
I don't know where I'm locked in bro, I'm learning again Chai, remember I don't remember how to play this, it's my second game ever, no cap.
You who was.
That was a good pressure to see us.
That was a good spot.
I wanted him to get the lead better.
Oh, sorry.
Okay. Keep running. Oh.
Let me know if you need me to just hit chance and I can come. I've really died being aware of this for a while.
Should I not be using my Q ability and my whole chest ain't double?
Uh, it just costs a lot of mana early.
It's what?
It just costs a lot of mana early, but you can use it.
Okay, bye.
Oh my god, you lasted.
I'm going to come in now.
Jungle's here.
Programming Scuttle.
Should I recall maybe?
Yeah, you can click the way to recall.
Generally, you want to recall right after you pull.
He didn't say to pull.
Okay
There we go chat, it's not bad, right?
I'm gonna look top here
Playing very safe. Mm-hmm. Okay. I'll look anyway. I say that then you immediately just goes in
This character is pretty good.
I'm fucked up.
Should I gain something?
Yep. I got killed, I'm not gonna lie.
I don't know how to play this character, I'm not used to this.
He's on our tower, he's gonna fuck it a little.
I just have a minute left here.
Can't go to the things.
Oh my god.
Watch that shut up dude teach me to that fucking yellows
You good over there now okay clear your camps
I think my pot is to be used here okay
so it's very no flash maybe we can look
bought after this camp
over extends and I'm just gonna open
I should kill him he's backing
I'm here, I'm here.
Yeah, yeah.
Thanks to the flash.
Change, change, change.
Oh my god.
Oh, he's trying.
No, it's not that bad.
No, no, it's okay.
Burger, dude.
Deering still.
Is that the situation on the hot side?
Hey, I think I gotta play the top, Charlie.
The hot side is a no-go.
No, guys, maybe help me instead of just spamming what to do!
Don't.
Godspeed, Bradley, I'm abandoning you.
good oh I just I just crashed I'm back I'm back I'm back that was weird I'm back
I got fucking Jason the wheel cat go at me that is weird it's good bro you gave
me an advantage story oh his character keeps like it fucking on me but I don't
know what to do like I keep getting a mood he just he's gonna keep a
I don't know how to fight this character, fuck me y'all talk to me y'all what's going on?
Is it over or no?
No no no, we're fine we're fine.
Not a good game situation but
Really? Is it fucked?
Well luck is so fast that we can try to gank her soon.
Alright I'm gonna
I'm gonna go prugs and then maybe work top?
I guess this team was fucking fair. He won't even step into all range. Jesus Christ. There we go
fucking golden I can't even touch it you got me about it yeah try to get you
XP at least
yeah I don't need to push up right I could just stay over here
Okay, what if I gank mid?
If we just play safe, I really think we'd be fine.
Do you really think so?
Yeah, for sure.
The jungler is by our drag.
I have to drop that.
Everything around bot side is not findable.
Try to come to the right or no?
No, no, do not come here.
He's unstoppable. What's going on here? Howdy comps.
I died, bought, their jungler was in our fight of blue buff and then just engage and then
so it was like...
Is it over chat?
Is it over?
Be honest.
I think Garen has Q and I can see that's what he's talking about.
Yeah, um, kind of a lucky game so far.
Does Garen have Flash?
No.
I don't think he can, uh, only play as a pop-man.
We can look mid as 3 last week.
Okay.
Guys, remember, we are legends.
We are legends.
We are legends.
guys remember we are legends we are legends thank you really leaning on that
right now
it might be back up by now but you won't even come up with a wave I've been
holding this freeze for a while I'm just gonna shove it I guess
Was that bad? Was that bad gameplay? So when I'm pushed up, should I not recall to buy?
Look mid. Here, look mid.
Right, let's go back. This is a downpick up.
Yeah.
We're on top.
I got greedy
We're hardly behind this motherfuckers hitting me every time
That's right, it's a nice so bad. Oh my god
I'm going home y'all
You're at home bro, you're already home.
Socker boots or what next?
What do I do?
Yeah, soccer boots, you're gonna want those.
Oh shit.
Yeah, tell them to wait bro, tell them to chill.
Okay.
I'm coming bot, I'm coming bot.
Hey, we need all hands on deck.
All hands on deck, we're going.
coming coming coming coming coming coming
he's coming to base
nice nice nice
shut down wrong
just miss that ship
i'll cover mid i'll cover mid
okay
he's gonna go mid
i go back mid
i have lust for you
second
uh yeah
yeah yeah yeah
trying to cover all the lands again
Yeah
Look news from locked in bro, whoo wait, I'm richest fuck. Oh my god. I'm going back
Okay, Jason really bad, but no more. No, maybe maybe we can still win
Yes, I think I think winnable
what are you saying?
do you know the name it's all good
Sonye
yes it's like an onion but a sun
and it's onion
but why are you saying onion at all
because this guy is fucking me
Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ
Oh my god
Are we looking, are we looking Brad?
One second, I need help, I need help
Should I engage on the Sona?
Uhh...
No, no, no, no, no, not retreating
Okay
He backed up, he backed up
He's on my right side
Jinx is behind us, mate
Yeah
Oh my gosh
Jinx, Sona and Jungle
I'm going in!
Come on, dude
Ah, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back
Backing out, backing out, backing out, backing out
I can't fucking move, bro
I can't fucking move. I'm gonna save for our words
You look Charlie, maybe
There's no one watching my tower mid, just you know
That's you on that? That's you, Bradley?
Yeah.
Okay.
I keep forgetting you can buy when you're dead.
Oh.
Okay, that's good. That's good.
That's good.
Moise, Moise, I don't like that sound, but what's going on?
I just, I missed, I missed all my abilities in there, James. He's so fast. He clearly
knows what he's doing.
I was expecting to hit her.
It's fine, though. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine.
What the fuck was that booby shot this guy set up on me?
Bradley give me a breakdown on the skill point allocation here I gotta know my cat is saying
certain things here I should verify.
What?
Two three two?
Two three two split on the MF?
Okay, that's pretty standard. They've been doing that LCK recently.
You can take a clear here.
Yeah.
I'm just pickling in. There's probably nothing.
Dude, pickle there.
They're coming at my turret, boss!
Help!
Oh, this turret's about to be gone!
Ah, damn, bro. I didn't want to go too low.
Oh, they're here.
Yeah, I don't think we win this fight.
Let's look cross map with north pp on bob garen
They have numbers on top
Yeah, Lux, Lux and mumu garen
Top Lux made it for mumu garen
I gotta hit a recall
I have to, um, a jinx keeps pushing alone then looks at tct charlons
Thank you for the kill nami
I think tct here, yeah, on the sonar
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming
On the sonar, coming
Yes, I'm going
I'm fighting on the top
Vixen's here, hello
Yep, yep, yep, yep, I'm coming
We're gonna fight here
Check I'm with you guys or no
Yeah, can you refresh my shit? I can't understand my chat saying it's so delayed. Thank you guy
Yeah, I want to catch the jinx
I mean I
We're doing fellas, how we doing how we doing how we doing?
We're fine you can look our
I'm scared of me. I'm scared of me.
Oh, they're pushing mid. They're pushing mid.
I'm coming.
Oh, they're running it down. I'm not going to lie.
He's on the low. Oh, god, oh, god.
The fuck is that guy?
Reparal
Chad I lost all the fun. I'm not having fun no more. What the fuck is happening?
Is it over or do we have a chance?
What am I doing? I don't know what I'm doing bro!
I've never played this game
Is it just Lux here? Oh, they're all over here. They're all still here
Nice dog
Hmm
What's happening over there?
Trying to keep the lanes pushed out trying to keep the waves pushed out
We're really behind 5v5, so we need to play like rats and try to find numbers of enemies.
So where should I go? Should I play mid still?
Uh, yeah. Yeah, play mid right now.
I saw no turret.
I think we've come to our lanes.
Yeah, you can just say I'm tier 2, that's a show.
Tier 2, god, it's tier 2.
Tier 2, god, over this one, god, I'll go this one.
That's a good one. Yeah, yeah, that's a good one.
So I'm gonna write it in our, in our bubble.
Okay.
I'm trying to push on me mid, you see that?
Oh shit, sorry!
Yeah, I didn't expect four of them to come out of nowhere, I'm not gonna lie.
I only saw two and I saw an advantage on one and I tried ulting.
That's my bad.
That's a sell by me once again.
Hey, you're okay man, don't be so hard on yourself.
yourself no cuz it's like what am i doing i'm becoming i'm not a legend anymore
they took our turn it's over it's not over it's not over it is scary though
you'll always be a legend to me ron talk to me dude what's going on what do we do what do we do
what do we do but we just take it up the ass we're gonna wait for charlotte fgp
Oh my god.
Oh my.
Damn, these guys are good.
Yeah, a little too good, someone say.
Nice. So, fun's over, everyone.
It's not over.
Oh, nice dodge run.
Sheriff's did. Doesn't know if it matters anymore, though.
Ah.
Okay. Okay.
yeah yeah yeah yeah fight it fight it fight it
I'm up in four, I'm up in four
I come!
we super power!
I'm in, I'm up, I'm in, I'm gonna flash old
don't do that much damage
keep going keep going keep going
oh everyone go everyone go
oh my god
get low, get low
alright that's good that's good
big big big big big
Ah, ah!
Oh, I'm a dickhead for that.
I apologize.
Go Baron, go Baron, go Baron!
I go back to base, I go back to base, I go back to base, I go back to base, I go back to base.
All hands on drake, all hands on drake.
Oh Jesus, I don't know if we can do this.
Let's try.
Oh no!
FTP!
FTP!
We have to try it. We have to try it.
Why don't I hit my teammate today?
I'm going back to base, y'all.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's fine.
Okay, let me try and make a plan here. Did Jynx flash earlier, Charlie?
She did. She flashed in my ult.
Okay, Jynx no flash is good.
Shadowflame on Chrissy!
Okay, Jynx is in our jungle. Top side?
Too late.
crystal why don't you go too late
why don't you go buy it?
go crystal
we got a blue, no one's got a blue
okay, i think there's a way to go
yep yep yep yep
how are we looking brad talks to us
i'm just clearing bottom
yes sir
but they didn't take care
i think the plan is
The plan is when they siege our base, we're I'm gonna set up a tp plate for Charlie and then we're just gonna try and fight on our in-hits
I stay at the base which I push up
Oh, no, they're pushing me. I'm out of here. I'm out of here
Okay, they're really pushed out what do we do here
uh just go to turn it oh no we're cooked don't we no we're not cooked we are not cooked okay
through as well listen yes yeah yeah we're not we're not we're good uh where are you i'm mid i'm
like up in the base mid in the base yeah cool wait another truce down that's not good okay charlie
That's not good either. I mean, that's not really good at all.
Fight boys, fight boys, fight boys, fight boys.
Oh, fuck!
Uh, whoo!
Nice try guys.
So we lost the game? Yeah, that's good.
You got four kills though Ron, you got some kills. No fucking way!
YAAAAY!
I ALWAYS GOT A FIRE!
No, that's not fair.
Let it out.
Oof.
That was very good.
That was so bad.
That was tough.
Honestly, their team was packed.
Yeah, they had a pretty strong squad.
God damn it.
So are we out?
Yeah.
Yeah.
you know what I'm fucking stuck we took down Tyler one steam I'm very happy
about that we did we got T1 squad fuck it I just I could just feel his anger
through the way he was playing now how how the fuck is that fair how they have
the bet they hot no no no some I'm something's up something's up something
he did a good job drafting he got a you got a jungle who like actively plays
jungle and he got the best ADC in the pool. It was strong. He had a strong spot.
Plus sneaky like they had a crazy team. That was big drafting.
Sign bro. Was Aero new? Is that his third work? No he's not. He's not new. He just it doesn't
seem like plays often. This is a sign. I'm a second round four bro. I thought we were gonna
actually take it home yeah but we beat the first round cursed for you though and
now bro Tyler was dog shit next one's a dub though brother next one's a dub so
who are they gonna play probably whoever jinx he's getting
It's over man! It's over!
Yo Brad bro!
Are you dying?
Bro I did so bad dude
I was being cooked by the bottom
Oh my god
It's over man
It's over!
It's over GG's everyone
GG's
That was fun
That was fun
That was fun
That was fun
That's fine.
Well, PJ, that was fun.
All right, maybe we'll play again another time, y'all.
For now, any time, any time.
For now.
I never cried.
I never cried.
I didn't cry.
We're not legends anymore, and we're out of the league, y'all.
We're not legends today.
No, no one really hit that hit that time.
Not a lot.
Damn.
Legends never die, right?
It would have been hard if that was actually good.
chat
Well, I did I thought this was the one
Please
I did I thought this was the one
Am I that bad at League of Legends be honest am I that bad?
Well, I broke the curse dude
But I broke the curse
But that was my first time ever
Playing
Like I'm not kidding I've never ever
Played the game. I've never watched the game. I've never even tried downloading the game never once
Like I feel like that's not that bad
Like, I thought it wasn't that bad.
I'm gonna be honest with you, bro. This is where my arc starts.
Every single fucking day, right now, for 15 hours a day, every live stream, every moment, every-everything...
It starts now! Every single day, we play League of Legends for 10 hours a day!
Yes! Grinding to Grandmaster, I see it already!
Stable Bernardo
Grimes his way to Grandmaster after three years of playing. I
See it. I see it now, bro. I actually see it. Look at everyone. They're so supportive. Look how supportive everyone is. I
Have to never give up. I can't listen to the hate. I must keep going
Yes
Enough of this fucking plant shake
Yo chat where is he yo chat where's base yo chat yo chat where's base
DDG texted me bro DDG doesn't even have my number. What do you mean?
He sent me a voice message
Yo, Ron, I heard you was a free-to-day man, pull up to the show, brother.
Slide through.
Where is this show and what time, dude?
Because I'm going to be honest with you.
How do I even find this?
Bro, shut up, be nice, bro.
He's been nice to me
Or you got to be nice
It's an LA but what time dude, I've got nothing to do the Roxy
Bro last time I went to the Roxy
Man Roxy yo, where's legs is he dead
Lace?
Bro, where is my...
So where's my cameraman, y'all?
Uh, question mark?
Uh, question mark?
work. Um, well, this is an operation, how to get fired. One on one, y'all. Hold on.
S.T.I.D.E.S.E.
DUDE!
Do you not have a phone, dude?
Who's knocking on my door?
What are you doing?
Why couldn't you pick up?
I didn't see the ring.
So how did you know to come up?
I heard from the stream.
So where were you watching my stream?
In my room, doing shit.
In your room doing shit, watching the stream didn't feel like being on the phone, but you were on the toilet, out being on the phone.
Well, I didn't see you, and I fucking got off the chair, walked up, and then put my phone back on.
Alright.
Let's go.
Locked.
Locked.
What?
Oh, here we go.
Let's go check out what everyone's doing.
A lot of entertaining things.
Why are you hating, bro?
I'm just saying.
You hate everyone here or something?
Damn, dude.
I look fucking chapped, bro.
I look fucking chapped, bro.
I fucking lost, I fucking lost.
Yeah?
Yeah, it's not fun anymore.
I had fun the first game and then I just fucking got obliterated.
Yeah, I didn't know what was happening.
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
What's everyone doing here?
What's up?
What's up, dude?
What's up?
Why is everyone here today?
I thought Jason retired in a couple of days.
No, you didn't hear it?
No.
They seem to be jailed.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, they did.
Yeah, so we're trying to get an offer you're going to get out right now.
15 hours.
OK.
I lost my legal license for it.
No way.
You did it, man.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Fuck off.
Fuck off, you bitch.
God.
Oh, that's a little terrific guy, right?
Why is it so dark in here?
What up, bro?
Yo, I'm talking to the sword, but I'm like, God damn it!
Alright, I'll just leave.
No, Kenny, come here.
Are you out?
Yeah, I lost.
Really?
Yeah.
What did you get to?
I got second round in.
Okay, I mean, it's not bad.
It's not bad at all.
I got first round in.
Yeah, I've got my first round.
Are you sad?
Yeah.
Okay.
I'll let you finish.
Okay.
Alright, good.
Let me finish and I'll come find you, okay?
I would look at his chapter and just tell me to kill myself.
Did you actually keep Brad and Mark on for the diamond?
Is he not on him?
I mean, he's been playing for 24 years and shit.
You think Brad and Mark are on him?
The person that owns a gym, has a podcast and does all this shit, is sitting down and playing League of Legends.
So I got lied to.
I'm just saying, like he might have been diving a while ago. I used to be a clown. You know what I am in League now probably? Like Silver.
So I basically queued up this tournament. Being fucking light.
Dude, the game from back when I played, he'll now is like a whole different game.
Okay, so Jason's not here, Lace is not here, Sylphie's not here. Myland doesn't let me in this room.
Let's see what it apps on. Let's see what it apps on.
Do I hear silky?
Silky?
Bro!
Oh my god.
Let's check out what dad is doing.
Daddy's door is locked.
Daddy!
Daddy!
Yeah, open the door!
Daddy!
Yeah, open the door!
Nice eyes.
Why are you so dark in here, too?
Oh, hold on. I'm about to finish today.
You guys got how many points?
Damn, my headset literally just died, wow.
I mean, I'll put the fuck to the wall.
12 points!
Tell me, Big Jason.
Ah, I don't know.
What happened?
I don't know.
You want to go play basketball?
I don't know. I lost everything I...
Oh, how's League of Legends?
I lost.
Well, you were playing with Marlin as your teammate, right?
No. Marlin sucks, too.
Damn.
Oh, my God. I know you could go crazy on his bed.
Fuck it's a shit or no
It's a real dinosaur head.
I don't know, I can't see what it is.
I can't see what it is.
Our laser is smelling on your bed.
Shout it to the side.
What was this?
Kill it.
What the fuck are we filming?
Huh?
I was filming. It was pretty good.
I'm just, you know, checking out your room.
Y'all did pretty good.
It was half a quarter in this vid.
Thank you, dude.
Hold on let me call a goodie. See if you want to pull up on me. You're a grown-ass. No all these toys, dude
They're not toys or collectors items
Okay, no, just see what that is right there. That's the one there's a CXD. Yeah
It's a one milk plant. I have one of these
You're trying to pull up on me this bro. All right, let's break out streamer. Remember when you stole that
No, you stole this award this best breakout streamer really stole this award. Is that right?
damn crane look look how you remember this dude cuz that's his face chain and
he hung up the thing I get it playboy Cardi that's fucking go it's yeah
you're right it's dead falling apart who's this for sexy ass
Oh, that's Harley Quinn there keep asking for poison. I'm being your chat. She's right over here. Oh my fucking God
Boys and I need to be ready. Oh
My fucking God, oh production grab both with one hand
No, I'm sorry, I'm a grown ass
I mean, this dude fucking ADAPT hasn't taken this shit out of the plastic.
He's lazy ass.
No, I'm going to see how long I have to keep it there for him.
That doesn't make any sense.
Yo, I saw on Twitter that one of his sisters stole your camera.
Uh, no, it actually wasn't our camera.
Did anyone see that clip?
She stole someone else's camera.
Did anyone see that clip? Who was it?
I don't know whose camera it was.
She came to the crib and she just stole a camera?
No, it wasn't her camera.
Was it here? Oh, so when I hit clickbaited?
No, no, you have to clickbait it that it was from, but it wasn't.
That's not even what the video was even saying. The video was actually not trying to clickbait at all.
Hold on.
The timeline was wrong.
What's that?
Keep an eye out, Rod. Watch it. Very closely.
Yeah.
Ow, ow, ow.
Oh, man.
I never take it to death.
It actually looks like you're supposed to wear this.
No.
No.
No.
What?
You just got...
You just got...
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't have a stove back home.
Why?
Rob, are you joking or me?
What are you doing?
You don't guess what I'm listening to.
What place are you at?
I'm listening at Skridex.
You'll guess what I'm listening to.
What place did you get?
I'm listening to Skrillex.
Ah, dubstep.
Ah!
What place did you get?
I said I came to the last.
Ah, I'm gonna say second.
Second to last?
Ah, that's good though.
You've been trying hard this?
Yeah.
It's all I'm adding.
I'm proud of you.
Hey!
That's not what they said.
Hold on, hold my hand.
Alright.
Who bit your fucking chair?
Is that your only one that's on the bar?
What?
I ordered it like some night, but I realized I had almonds in it.
So I took a bite out of it, and I didn't want it.
Is this good for me?
No, you part should eat that, actually, because you're on a diet.
But this is a good test of discipline, and you lost the test.
I think you failed it.
You want to talk chocolate, no?
It's just a chocolate bar, yeah.
Your production has switched.
You want to look like basketball?
What's the pool look like? The pool work?
Let's go look.
I kind of want to get Nathan to put that right here.
I don't want to let that.
I'm just going to get the almonds.
Not gonna be okay?
Nah.
How's your day been, dude?
Pretty chill, pretty relaxing day.
Just hanging around my room, cranking in some new push-ups, doing whatever with my weights, just watching you.
Silky!
Silky?
Knock knock, can I come in?
Can I come in?
Yeah, so where's our Wi-Fi at?
Is it?
Uh, they're working on it, I know.
So you're watching PC.
So you're going to watch someone who I just lost?
Yeah.
Yeah, I'll look. Wait, they're fighting somewhere again.
I don't get it, dude.
Me?
How am I so bad at video games?
Are you drinking a fucking beer?
Someone's gotta do it. There's a whole fucking two coolers there. They're gonna go bad.
I'm just making sure nothing goes the way.
Oh, Red Bull came to steal some more shit, got it.
Holy fucking cheeser, it's hot out.
Oh my fucking god.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, not Jordan, no.
What the fuck is that?
Why is it so fucking hot?
No, I'm not doing that.
No, no.
What's in these coolers?
What the?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Is it clean?
It's very beautiful!
Wait, is this clean?
is it clean god damn that was like four fucking times holy shit now we just
been swimming in it because it's dirty
yeah it's a chlorine yet okay so then it's dirty as fuck
You're still going to go in, so it doesn't matter.
That's good enough?
No, I'm going to get my clothes right.
See it die, like, step it down the line.
That's a high-pitched cut out.
Wait, won't you please?
This way?
Yeah, you're good.
I'm not enough.
Yeah.
That's good.
We went in the other day.
Big waves.
We were going to get it.
I don't know why, but it was kind of tell us it was like a two-three week picture.
That's nice.
No, it's just that it's too expensive.
You said that, let's just go and get a little change.
What the fuck are you doing?
What the fuck are you doing?
The pool is like this, it's kind of water, so you don't get the house there.
I thought it was going to get a little dirty.
You're not going to get in?
Right?
I can put it in here also, bro.
Whoa, bro.
Nice.
You got a little bit of a half a million, but instead of just, at least you just make
an original video, me and you.
What are you doing?
What you doing?
What are you doing?
What's he doing?
She's doing, stop it!
That is not what that is supposed to be for, Ross.
Get, no!
Oh my God.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
No, no, no, she was just going to turn it off, and then turn it off.
Turn it off, I wrote.
Okay, ready, ready, turn it off.
Turn it on.
How does it even turn off?
Alright, ready?
Ready for it?
You have some new logins, you're gonna turn it off, turn it on, and then it's ready.
It's nice out.
That was so nice jumping.
After we like play basketball and you jump in, here you go.
I wanna look at you adapt.
What are you doing?
I can't stop it. I can't stop it. I can't stop it. I can't stop it. I can't stop it.
I can't stop it. I can't stop it. I can't stop it. I can't stop it. I can't stop it.
Here's a challenge to see what's going to be wrong with him, bro.
Okay, I didn't know I'd do it. I kind of instigated that, but I didn't think he was going to do it.
Wait, you want to take a video? Say thanks for half a mil. We're going to have something right now.
Absolutely.
What are we, back to phase? What the fuck are we doing?
Is it safe for me to jump off this and dive?
Do you like this pole?
Yeah.
It's nice to see you.
How deep is this?
Let me see.
Wait.
I didn't even notice that.
It's like a thing.
Yeah, okay.
I'll just say it.
No, no, no.
And then you guys like, wait, what?
And then you just flip it.
Is the tag going crazy over my body?
Yeah, no.
Oh, we just crowned off.
I bet in the gym you see it.
Yeah, do you see it yet or no?
Y'all see it yet?
Come on.
Wait, I'll see what?
Y'all see it yet or no?
Like, you trying to guess?
We've been in the gym room, Jeff, for real.
Yeah, four days.
I told Ron this morning, I'm like, where are you?
Oh, boxing?
So why you smiling?
You don't look like you're frowning don't you got a flight three days ago
Okay, wait should we do it so Ron has the POV and me and so key and right
I think all three of you start and then both of y'all just all whose phone
Oh, that's 10 feet up there.
Yeah, let's just do it.
And then log in.
I'm logging in.
You get to log in.
I'm not a lot.
It was a good idea to come get the blue camera.
I have my camera cracked.
It's so blue.
Your camera is actually cracked.
My phone is cracked, so the front camera.
Super.
What?
What's wrong with how I'm standing, right?
I don't think there's anything wrong with it.
Awesome.
Bro, that's a good one.
Like, what you been doing all morning,
So, playing video games?
No, I haven't, I haven't, I haven't done some video games yet.
God, that's cat.
You haven't played a second arrival.
No, no, no, I haven't tested it today.
It's okay.
That's it.
Can I ask why I came down this morning at like 10 a.m.
and the whole house just reeked of weed?
Oh, it smelled like weed.
Crazy weed.
I might have been running through the house, you know.
I think, yeah, out of the way, I think we're not allowed to,
yeah, we might, yeah, whatever.
Outside of the park, yeah.
It was outside of the park.
Yeah.
I smelled out here crazy.
I'm saying I went into the house,
I just smelled from in here,
but I got like a blow torch thing
and I framed it away and whistled.
Am I red?
Am I sunburnt?
No!
Holy fuck!
You might remember it kicked in
as soon as he got within a foot.
It is hot.
Yeah, but you can't wear black.
I think a lot of people just say...
It's because you wear black.
The ring.
And?
No, he's wearing black.
It's sun and track.
That's why I am black?
No, that's what I was gonna say after.
I'm saying it's because you're wearing it.
And it's because you're wearing it.
It's like double.
Yeah, it's like double.
Whammy.
All right.
Ready?
Who put a fucking water bottle in here?
Who put a fucking fence here?
That's the real question.
We can't.
I heard it's for the mountain lines.
I think the mountain lines will literally end up there.
I was trying to unscrew it the other day,
and it's like screwed in for real.
Say on God.
Wait, that's why we needed for mountain lines?
No, no, no.
There's no way.
Hey, let's fucking kill them.
How's the mountain about to get back here?
It's because we're all we're able to drive cars back here any time that you can drive a vehicle back there
You need a fence around that's a regulation
Okay
Okay, wait perfect now there's four of us
You miss the segment bro you miss the segment what is whoa?
Thank you for 500K.
What is it?
We're gonna hold it.
What are we doing? Swim in?
Lace?
What the fuck is going on, Lace?
Marlin, me when I'm not with you?
I'm gonna cut you guys around here.
All three of us.
Me when I'm with you.
Okay, bet.
That's just nice of you.
Wait, wait, wait.
Okay, go ahead.
Marlin.
I'll fuck with that.
Me when I'm not with you?
Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude.
Me when I see your face in the morning.
Get it off.
Get it off.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,
That one doesn't work properly.
What?
Are you sure what it is?
Wait, we have to put the fuck?
Yeah.
This is sick.
I've never seen a blue-tip pool.
I've never seen that.
Wait, one, you're gonna use me?
Yeah, did you see the street?
I heard you.
By the way, it all threw a fucking foam.
You could control the lights, the fucking jets.
All right.
You don't want to do this?
You're gonna hold your breath for 500,000 seconds in honor of 500 case ups you want to
Oh, that's fine.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You get it?
You can just get.
Don't push.
And we're going to tweet the video on court.
Don't push me.
I'll be serious.
Don't push me.
That's crazy.
Or what?
We're going to drown him when he's, what's going to happen?
You're just, I think you just give him the phone,
but I was just taking the phone.
Like, you just selfie?
Yeah, just like, yeah.
So I'm the only one getting in the phone.
It's like, no.
I guess it should be all of you guys, no?
I know how to swim.
Wait, so.
I feel like you should talk, or Marlon should talk,
and be like for 500,000 for 500K on YouTube,
Ron's gonna hold his breath for 500K seconds.
Okay?
500,000 seconds.
Yeah.
Okay, hey, hey.
Okay, Marlain Ron are gonna do it.
Oh, no.
But I feel like, yeah, you guys should
as a group.
Like, yeah.
Wait, what the fuck?
Sorry.
Yo!
Hey there, shit, baby.
He's a nasty, sweet.
Dude, that's my work phone.
What's he doing there, phone?
It can't, it can't.
It can't deal.
You got it, Ron.
It can't.
for five, hey y'all, for 500,000 YouTube subs.
Half a million.
Yeah, yeah.
500,000.
Half a million subs on YouTube.
I know this, right?
To hold my breath for half a million seconds.
Yes, yes, yes, let's do it, let's do it, yes, yes, yes.
Easy.
OK, now you, OK, so what's the difference?
Now I think we, well, yeah, and then it's just going to come out of here.
I don't know what you're doing.
I thought we were going to drown him.
Is it hot?
Oh
That's D
500 now here come closer to here
You need to just like lay there like you're dead
Seven G
Okay
It is so hot. What the fuck?
What is that hot?
Don't put that water in.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
That's the creative direction here.
What the fuck is that?
You can't really read the island.
Stop that, right?
He saw it. He got behind you. I've seen it.
He got behind you!
Maybe you just...
I don't know how to put it.
I put it in the first bit.
Do you want it?
What if it just cuts from that first clip and it's the second one and it's us.
Bro, it would be harder if Marlon was in it.
No, we're not.
No, we're not.
No, we just drown him when he comes over and we just hold his head down.
And then Marlon comes out of the pool and he sees you.
No.
And then we pull.
And he pulled.
And then we pull.
I didn't even say it.
I was like, hey, you did it.
You want Marlon to come out of the water like an awful man.
Because you ever see that one video of him at the house?
I know it's happening.
When the water just falling on him,
he comes out the water and then the fountain hit him
and he's like this.
You're really familiar with this video.
Everybody AI'd it.
Everybody AI'd it.
Wait, didn't you AI'd it too?
No, I'm the originator.
No, you're not.
Yes, I am.
No, you're not.
OK, Ron, I think we're just going to drown you for the next clip.
I mean, because it has that.
Wait, I think we're just doing it in his name.
Like this!
Yeah
That's a mod take it
You're supposed to be
Get a clip, get a clip, get a clip, get a clip.
Oh my God, oh my God, I can't see it.
I saw it, I saw it, oh fuck.
That look sexy?
That look sexy?
There a lot of him.
No, not at all actually, a lot better than real, yeah.
I think it's only one answer, it's not gonna lie.
Oh no, no, no, no, no, come on, be careful.
Two.
Wait, so can you actually not swim?
What?
Yo, yo, yo.
I was asking.
I was asking.
You didn't say him, be careful.
I didn't ask him to come.
All right, I was asking.
You didn't ask him to come.
We threw him in here.
He would die.
Okay, all right.
I think now, Ron.
Wait, hold my phone.
Ew.
You just had to pay the way for parking.
I paid all the pools.
Imagine who to see.
What happens if I do this?
Ew, what the fuck?
You're fucking mad.
You know we should have swim in this, right?
You know, I put my penis out in the pool.
Okay
Well, I think he should just be like he should be holding on to the
Yeah, three two one he goes under and then he tries to go up and then you guys just push them down
I feel like the end shots you just need him floating. Yeah, no, and then it goes from that
She's struggling and then yeah, like more shotting dead in the pool
There's they're really seeing the behind the scenes greatness
I think this week again at least
All right, y'all
You gotta get close to the edge.
You gotta get close to the edge.
The first one is one.
Bro, you gotta do a front. No!
Listen to me! You stand right here.
Yeah, you get him. And he goes three, two, one.
Straight on.
And then what happens is you're gonna paint it like this.
So I'm gonna go like back a little, and then I'm gonna go...
No, no.
I need Marlon to run it.
That's what I'm saying. They're gonna say,
thank you guys, and then they're gonna...
We're gonna hold you by your fucking ear like this,
And I think y'all have a fun to give me
Yeah, yeah, I like that. Okay, you like that. Yeah. Yes. Yes. Yes
I think you do get him like straight on though and then three two one and he goes under and then
You just kind of scoop back like you might have to get in between
What the fuck
Oh wait should it be head on he tries doing it by himself then boom cuts all of them like keeping him under the water then it cuts to him dead
I think just keep it just keep it here. You're gonna come up and we're gonna push him down
All right, right so what am I saying whatever I don't know
Here I go here I go. Yeah. Yeah, here I go. What yeah
All right, y'all, you got this, you got this, yeah, yeah, three, two, one, go.
Nice.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
Yeah, yeah, he tried to come up, but I forgot he was actually having him hold his breath.
Yeah, that was good. I think that'll hit. I think I think just literally one last shot
it'll be like two seconds of you floating. Yeah, I think you just float like face down
like you're dead. Just quiet though, right? He's just fucking
trying to turn this way though. Turn this way. Then take a deep breath because it'll
make your entire body flow and then just pick your feet up and put them straight.
No, no, no, no, no, no, take a deep breath. Then you'll float easier. You're blank. And
And then just hold your breath and do that.
Yeah.
I do like that.
Yeah.
Take your feet up.
Take your feet up.
What?
There you go.
There you go.
What if someone just clicked on right here?
Perfect.
Perfect.
Perfect.
Oh, yeah, we got to be quiet.
Yeah.
You're a good son.
Right, Ron.
Now you actually holding your breath long.
What are you doing?
How's it go?
Okay, great stuff.
Wait, I need you to do that one more time real quick.
No, one more time.
I have to get this one.
So I can get the background too, not too.
Oh, yeah, low P.
Good point.
Mine threw the Johnny part again.
I got low point.
I got a P.
Now, let's put a T.
No, don't pull.
Don't pull.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, god, no.
No, no, no.
There's a Mori, no.
No, no.
No!
No!
What are you doing there?
Fucking fool.
Oh, my god.
You drink your own piss
Alright
Kick your feet up
There you go, there you go.
Good job, Rodney.
We had like 500k views in it on Twitch.
That's likely.
We had to cut those three together.
That's okay.
Probably go down a little in use, Steph.
So who wouldn't get in with me?
Marley said he did.
We should play basketball.
And then I'm down to get in here.
I'll get a little basketball.
21?
I'm not below 21.
No, I don't want to play basketball.
21 in the pool.
21 in the pool.
so you don't know
got a court
right here
come on
why are you so
like
that's how dude
bro
bro that's how he likes the fucking cuts bro
the 21 segment
where you going
bro
take it come on
oh he blew you a kiss
yeah
bro i'm down to
i'm down to get some reps in
lays down to get some reps in too
fuck you set up the camera maybe
I'm working boys working harder. Wait, they have to win too. Yeah
It's three third yet. Oh, they lose dirt
I don't do want to get in just like fuck on the floor a little bit.
Bro, like why do you like, look at you, oh Chash, should I get in the pool?
Yo Chash, should I do this? Yo Chash, should I act?
That's fucking chat.
Oh you're a grown ass man, but you're on decision-less.
You're like, you're so fucking right.
Wait, wait, ready, look.
I can imagine this one.
Fuck.
Oh, fuck.
What?
Imagine this, some basketball gets sweated and dumped in a pool.
Bro, that's what we did the other day, right?
The other day was the best, it was like the best day ever.
The hoop, give me, super, powers.
Pretty good technique though.
Hey, how deep is it, 10 feet?
This side, I think is closer to 12.
Go all the way here, spot down to the bottom of the stand.
Like cannonball, see if you touch the bottom.
We should put a diving board here
and a little mini hoop there,
We could
Or we could
We could throw the chat can they swim
Cannon ball
How do you think it is?
If you're a bot, watch your head.
10 feet.
Hey, 10 feet, right?
10 feet.
Well, I hit that pretty quick.
Yeah.
Yeah, 10 feet.
That means I could low-key stay above breathing, you know what I'm saying?
No, no, no.
I'm not allowed.
10 feet.
You were insane.
Maybe if you're fucking laying down.
Oh, my dick out, you mean?
Yeah, you're right.
No, I like that.
Big ass.
See?
Yo, so we think, uh, you just started.
Yeah, that's making it brown.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Turn it off.
Wait a minute.
The bronze going to use some power tonight?
Well, I don't know.
Like some super power.
Some Illuminati and wind.
So you, son, you burn.
You either you burn or you burn.
What the fuck?
You burn for sure.
I got in this pool for no one to get in.
No, I'm getting in.
I'm down to get in.
I don't want to feel like hoop.
We should sweat first.
Yeah
Dude, I saw you guys were playing together. How was that?
Yes
I've never played it. I'm not kidding. It's the worst game I've ever experienced
It was super fun for like 45 seconds or 45 minutes, and then I was like, all right, maybe never again
You hated it, too. You know game well like bad
It's just like it's too much shit at once for my little grain to comprehend did they have you like I'm support or like
What were you playing?
Oh, they had me on a...
What was it?
Uh, daddy coming in?
What was daddy coming in?
Ew.
How's that nail taste, dude?
Tastes fucking good.
It's not bloody good.
It's not fucking good.
That's not sunscreen.
That's tanning oil, man.
Fuck!
That's what you told me to do.
I said I'd listen to you.
I said if you want a tan, get that.
Should we do an episode where like, you remember from SpongeBob, they made him like, brown?
They used the tanning oil, so you guys tamed me up until like, um, burnt?
We could try it, yeah.
Did that work or no?
Well, uh
Wait, I have on a
Yeah, though
What the fuck?
Yeah
I don't know
I mean, it's just like
This does not protect me from the sun
No, it just makes you get tired
Oh, fuck, I don't need this
Okay, I'll take it
Well, not anymore
Lance
You do need a buddy here
Okay, well, I can't just do my left arm there
I think we're all down again. We're all down. Can we just move over to the basketball first?
Help me out. You got out by yourself. You can do the watch up. That's my laptop.
I did I think I have a way fast left
Other you haven't even made a half fucking way
It's right here the look I think I'm getting a good editing rate just to
say it loud so I can hear you ready I think Moto Moto likes you I like him
whoa dude there's a beer right here oh my god I actually just save him he's
alive
Look at me bro, I'm a hero.
That's Joe.
Look at that.
That's me, Joe.
Oh, I get us to save him.
What the fuck is W?
Man, I get us to save the life.
You okay?
Okay, dude.
Hey, you're okay, dude.
It's okay.
Are you okay, dude?
Like that.
Is he okay?
Err, Ron, is that...
Woo!
Is that actually...
Oh!
Okay, I'll have the light for you now.
Yes, sir.
It's going on.
My god, please.
He's on the jets now.
It feels good, oh god.
Okay, no troll no show I'm gonna put my dick in it
No troll here don't show I'm putting my dick in it
Oh
That's really white
I'm good now that felt burnt. I burnt you a little
What's up, man?
Dude, I'm confused y'all
I'm confused y'all
What was that?
Yeah, what do you actually? I didn't like it. What? I thought it was really fucking good like amazing
Okay, and then it said to be continued. Yeah, I know I know I know
Yeah, but they're coming over the second. That's why
I know but don't even know I move was fire, right? Yeah, you know what? I didn't realize I didn't realize the Jackson five was Michael Jackson
I swear to God I used to think when I hide you to myself. I didn't know
No, that is a banging move
That was Michael Jack
That was him
You know how crazy that's so much Shao's like
You know how crazy it is that he's been famous since that little
That's what I was saying, so I was like thinking about it right
Like the whole, this whole life, literally this whole life
I've got to think about it
Justin, like I would say Justin Bieber is a good comparison in a way
Justin Bieber was making music at that age and poppin
But the thing was, he wasn't to like older people
I know
So like, like baby, that song, that wasn't for older people you know what I'm saying
So it's like, bro Michael Jackson's making music for older people and
Everybody
I'm so famous.
Why did you see how they were swarming shit like,
oh, that's fucked, like.
Yeah, but would you ever want to be that famous?
The thing is, like, I always keep thinking about, like,
he did that without no social media, bro.
Well, social media makes it harder.
You think so?
Yeah, because it's like, there's so much competition.
You have more people to, like, give opinions.
Like, bro, imagine Michael Jackson right now?
We're fucking fear buck making a tweet, or a yawksick.
No one's going to judge him because they just
see what they see.
So do you think that, okay, how about this?
Do you think that it was easier back then?
Ron.
I got so it's great, I need it.
What the fuck?
Keep going, I'm already there.
Ron, do you think it was easier back then
to get that famous than it would be now?
Do you think it was also easier to get that famous?
But I think once you were famous,
you were famous. Yeah, you were famous.
Bro, look at Puckin, what's his name?
This is the, this is my fantasy.
No, was it Queen?
Yeah, look at him, bro.
He was fuckin' everywhere.
But now you got fuckin' like...
You got like fuckin'...
Skrillow.
Like 6-7, that's like it.
So do you think no one will ever get that famous?
Ever.
Ever again.
I think someone will get Michael Jackson famous.
I think people may have gotten to Michael Jackson famous,
but no one will give a credit.
I don't know the top of my head.
Well, I think people are still stuck up on, like, I don't know.
Like, who's the biggest person that could, like, get swarmed?
I mean, they don't.
No, but that's like in America.
No.
Like, I literally wonder, like, if you walk into a supermarket,
I'm going to be honest.
People are going to recognize Ronaldo,
but they're not going to swap it.
No, they swarmed.
No, they swarmed.
Really?
Well, but I don't think it's the same amount of fame. That's I guess I'm trying to say like Michael Jackson
People passed out when it's on like literally passed out like that. I've been there. It's like
Imagine seeing me
I don't know who's passed out to someone famous ladies. I would say closest person was Justin Bieber for sure
How old was Michael Jackson before he died?
You don't know?
Hey, hey, hold on.
Water around there.
Oh, yeah, done it, done it.
What the fuck was that?
You've done it before.
You're a fucking care pet, you want it?
Okay, right here.
That's a good one.
When I had you to myself, I didn't want you around.
The pretty faces always made you stand out in it.
I'll do them.
Oh, I got you.
You want to catch it?
Here, throw it to me.
I got you.
If I could try.
Okay.
When I hurt you to myself.
Oh, my God.
Are you still on the flooding part?
God bless you three, bro.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
God bless you three, bro.
I got you.
Now, God bless you three, bro.
Yeah, I'm not glad.
I think they're easy.
Yeah.
Dude, we're not about to have a bunch of water balls
in the pool, bro.
Where is it?
I don't even see it.
Where is it?
Ready, Marlon?
Yeah.
I got it.
I'm right here.
Wait.
Oh my god.
Lace, stand right here.
Stand right where Marlon is right now.
No one saw it, bro.
Yo, Marlon, look at it.
Lace, two hands, said boy.
Marlon, look at this.
Marlon, look at this.
Ready?
Yo, Dad, let's do tricks.
You say you show a daft and then you show me chill and I'm just gonna catch like this
Here throw one water ready good. I call this I call this one the chill shot
Let's try it again ready. I call this one the chill shot
I got you.
Ow!
That was actually perfect.
That hurt my head.
That actually is your dog.
Maybe I just do one of these.
Oh no.
Yo dad, I need a water bottle.
When I've had you two weeks, what did you see yesterday?
What do you tell us?
A little bit.
You don't ever want to hang out in the office.
Like, where did you see it with?
Why would you waste good water?
Brother, could we dump it in the good water to the pool?
You know what I'm saying about good water?
Good water, bad water, bad water.
Hey!
I'm gonna be honest with you, I saw my girlfriend.
There's no one else who wants to hang out.
Are you fucking serious?
The ladies didn't want to see it.
That's hell.
Yeah.
I didn't.
How'd you get asked?
Sometimes you gotta ask to get nothing.
Not one point.
Did I get it in life?
I kinda wanna...
Wait, so the Lakers, how good are they?
Good enough to come over.
Well, I'm not going to lie, a little bit on the legs there.
We'll kill a head, I think.
Maybe a little fake, maybe a little fake, that.
Can we break the TV?
Yeah, I saw.
Orgilliac TV.
Yeah.
It works.
Sounding everything?
Yeah.
Not the real sounds, but.
Not the actual system, but.
Put up a big TV monitor out here.
It's for chat.
I want to get it like that big ass like projector out here.
Oh, the zoom thing.
No, I'm not going to finish it.
Shut the hell up.
How long?
How long until they on off like this and we finish the turkey?
No.
It's like the night that we eat.
Bro, I got a new ball, Mark.
Jackson?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Playing.
Playing.
Playing.
Playing.
Where was it?
It's dribbling.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's dribbling.
Yeah.
It's dribbling.
Yeah.
It's dribbling.
Yeah.
It's dribbling.
Are they going to have the second part?
Yeah.
Hey, when did, uh, yeah, what, and uh,
What do you think it's gonna be done though the full turf?
Daddy I want it done daddy
That's a hit or not
And then everybody jacked already on a mini yacht right there.
Oh my god.
Yo, we should do that.
What?
We should get like a jet ski in the back here.
A jet ski?
Yeah, why not?
What are we going to do on the jet ski?
Uh, use it?
Okay.
Okay.
I mean...
What are you doing?
This is too...
This is too...
Is it in?
Yeah.
I hope the chat's important.
W's?
No, they're definitely putting W's.
I mean, that's kind of a way to view to come up and be a fucking athlete if I want to play
some basketball.
Boy, you guys just want to play ball?
We want to play ball in this swim.
Imagine seeing this. Playing ball, sweaty, pool, after that dry up, wash lakers. Exactly.
That's the vibe, bro. That's the vibe. That's the itinerary, bro.
Is anyone on the chat, even want to see basketball?
But, mada-dari, maybe we don't do anything, mada-dari.
Right, mada-dari.
Hey, man.
What's up, man?
What's up, dude?
Take a seat. Put your feet in the water.
I got too much shit in my pockets.
Put your feet in the water.
I mean, I wouldn't if I could.
Sit where you're sitting.
Just put your day-to-day little feets
in the bucket of water.
I got too much shit in my pockets, bro.
You're not going to go in the pool.
Dude, it's too long.
Are you a fucking badass?
Yeah, seriously.
I got too much shit in my pockets.
Are you about to go in?
I mean, just put my feet in the water.
Yeah, that's all you're about to do at tour, dude.
Yeah.
I never wanted to go to Sweden.
I'm ready to take you to Sweden, bud.
I want to go to Sweden.
You know how a card, like, uh, oh, I
I shouldn't say that.
Because who's the girl that said I want to go to Pluto?
Is it?
Do I think it is?
Oh, well, it is someone.
Is it?
Is it who I think it is?
You want to go to Pluto?
I don't remember who, but it is someone.
You want to go to Pluto?
I don't want to go to Pluto.
No, I think that's, I don't, I could be so wrong.
Oh, is that?
Someone?
Is it someone else's?
Oh, I don't know.
I don't think so.
But it's like me saying, Marlon,
I want to go to Sweden.
I don't want to go to sleep.
Alright, I guess I'll get out.
What is the Chad saying?
You're saying...
Yo, me and Lays had Canes yesterday.
Oh, that's good.
Katie had Combo.
Oh my god, that's a good answer.
Yo, you know how we did that segment where your late night got talkable?
Yeah, that's what I did.
We should start doing late night, like muckbangs.
Bags.
Anyone want to drink your water?
I'll see you upstairs.
You just pull in a minute.
You're rocking with some water?
Where'd you get it from?
Uh, you know.
Hey, Rock, I'm over there.
Hellcatch.
Whoa.
You should prank Suki.
You want me to leave this?
Yeah, where'd you get it from?
What the fuck?
Yo, we should... oh my god!
Oh my god, you want to jump the pool?
Let's go hot.
No, let's go play basketball.
Dude, he's picking us up at the basketball court.
Let me carry you up.
Come here.
Come here.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Give us.
Let me help.
You ready?
Yes.
Okay.
Do not put me in the water.
I'm going to get you.
Do not play!
It's getting cold though. Come on, hurry.
There's a puppy! There's a puppy!
It's okay. It's okay. Come on, wait, wait, wait.
There's a puppy! There's a puppy!
Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck.
Here, it's a little baby.
Here's a little baby.
This is my mom who used to do to me like this.
Oh, shit.
Really? Yes.
That's so fucking cute, dude.
Alright.
You ever hear about this tech we do this wait for it
You never heard about this tech if you know you know you know this stuff. Oh you squeeze out water. Yeah
When I had you to myself, I did it once you
Move out!
Anyone for the first pair of drawers?
Shut your bitch's ass up.
Okay.
Those pretty faces always make you
And an in-house.
Come on, get in.
We got room for one more.
Lay, she's gonna have to walk so far.
No, I'm just...
Something to be about.
Can you come in with the camera so I want to give you all the...
Oh.
Oh.
Please stop.
Are we good?
Everybody's alright.
I'll pull up, y'all.
Come on.
It's fun.
Alright, now break it's hardest.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
That almost fly.
It almost fly.
Right to us.
This is nice.
Yeah.
Wow, this is perfect. I always do this every day, bro.
She's just picking us up
Wait, anyone see the Lopez party boys?
Someone bitch-ass fucking threw up in the theater?
When I had you to my matter, I didn't want you to run around.
Wait a minute, that's a phaser on you.
You hear that, Middle East?
No, it's a banger.
Why is Los Polos bad at every video?
Give me a touch of this.
This life snack.
I don't have shoes on.
Give me shoes.
Wait ladies are you playing to her now? No I'm in put. Oh he's working. What a ass.
Oh no. Ah break. You don't want to be in the pool? Actually all about basketball. There it is. You want to be a rocket?
Cook your rockets. You're just an assistant. Oh you're a god. You're a new camera.
It's not a sad problem. I don't know bro sometimes I just think you don't want it anymore. Why?
I got one, uh, 25% you ready?
Never went Roman Atwood did that break should we go up to should we go up to kids at a park and go
I
Call this one
Like get serious like check a box like a fucking week ago
My right
Hey, Peter, about a minute.
Are you here with the lab?
Well, I have this stream idea where we take towels,
and we write stay in school, and we go to kids' parks
at 3 PM, and we just go like this.
Hey, you saw the plane?
What?
No, but we say stay in school.
He's unemployed.
You see that ball?
You see that ball?
Why move, is that you?
He's out of proximity.
I
Don't want to play basketball. I want to go inside and I want to play video games all day. Holy W
We're millionaires we're successful streamers and we're sitting here playing basketball. Let's go do something fun
Let's go get on the cart and let's go to fucking airwound or something
You don't want to play that's something fun. So he doesn't want to play
Now we can play basketball
All right, you have to start right here. It's like you did
What I know I've failed
I know I've said on God so many times
I'll stop cursing. I'll stop making fun of people
I'll do everything right. Please God. Just don't fuck me up one time
Oh
Oh
Something in your cup holder that was yeah an adept cup holder. Oh, no, baby. I don't think there's something else that it's in little oh
Oh, she's like, don't know why that's in his couch.
Wow.
Adapted, adapted, adapted.
Do you want a Capri Sun?
Fuck no.
Fuck.
You see your rug, Miles?
Look, my Capri Sun.
Why is it out of here, bro?
Fuck it's worth it, yeah.
You're doing great, yeah.
Now you're hungry.
Do you want to have a Capri Sun run?
Now you're high drinking.
At least have one?
I don't get hungry.
No, okay. Thanks. You do you want one?
Think about it, bro
It's not a split
Take our X
Well, he has some crazy ass rules I've never heard of
I need to hit it before we get into it. Oh, it's what it's two and threes and put backs after 11
You play with flip-flop backs you'll do respect the pouch
Choosing threes quick backs I get my phone the checkpoints 11
Fuck off, fuck off.
And, I fuckers get their first watch, don't know how to act.
Stop, man.
Recap back to the next one.
Please, I think she not know how to act.
Go back.
Is it a G-Shock cap?
I've been getting, ooh, a Swatch watch?
Little AP Swatch?
I didn't see that.
Hey, I might ask a little question about that.
Moody probably seen that too, right?
Of course.
Do y'all think a D value 8, an actual AP?
No value 8's, D values, you were right there.
Yeah, you were right there, though.
P values, fuck.
No, it's okay, it's ESL.
Well, no, if you haven't watched that's like non it's not produced anymore. It's gonna hold value
I know so no I'm saying like say you have a see you have a AP right now, right?
Someone with DG said I didn't see that. Yeah
That doesn't make any sense if you spent 300,000 dollars on a watch the odds are when this watch comes out
It's not gonna do anything to a watch. Yeah, if you had a watch well first off. He's not buying directs from AP
He can't do that. He has to go to a third party. So he's not an AP or anybody is not
He doesn't have a portfolio with AP.
I didn't.
Oh my God.
So four boys are dissing GDG
because he doesn't make it.
He doesn't have money.
Is that what he's like?
No, no.
I have an Omega.
I don't have a fucking AP.
Listen guys, out of respect for all AP people like me
who have one,
guys don't buy the new one.
Respect me.
If you have a $40,000 watch
and you think that a $500 watch can devalue it,
Like, then that means that you were a victim of consumerism.
Your watch is not going down.
Also, in the honest thing, Ben, like,
then you just care about the price of the fucking watch.
That's what everyone cares about.
No one cares about anything in this world,
besides fucking money, dude.
Facts of that.
Facts, right, facts, right, facts.
What the fuck do you care?
Why have a watch when you could have a FOD?
It tells you to die.
This doesn't count, because me and Marlon
don't have footwear on.
So if you win, this doesn't count as your win.
OK.
But he's not going to win, that's a thing.
Sure.
Yes, I move, y'all.
Did he win last time?
I did
You so we literally said that you couldn't say that because you guys
Is like you know how like we have a renegade radar
It's a good on going something on stream and actually put in my head
It's like why would you buy renegade radar if you're not actually no gee like respect the OG's
Do some yeah, I would love to do something. This is so lame
No one wants to watch basketball.
What do you want to go do?
Maybe it's a day for you. What do you want to go do?
Play a game with you?
Any fucking game.
League of Legends?
I'm so bad.
You know a game I really want to play?
I can't wait for GTA, dude.
I know.
No, I'm not kidding.
Picture this.
Stable in order goes live.
GTA V Heist with Mace.
Do well, maybe we just have like Marlin play and then we just give him the worst split
Not a bad shot
And he's just too dumb to realize
Someone just said Silky's live water I guess I'm gonna believe that
Silky's live
That face banks in his fucking intro
Wait, his title is hanging out with the big three.
Who's the big three?
Chad, who's the big three?
I have this one stream that we're doing tomorrow.
Actually?
Yeah, it's leaving you and we're going to more prize houses.
You gotta film some shit.
Dude.
I'm so into this appeal
Yeah, yeah
Bro, I really want to open you think that sees a lot of open bobs at me
Yeah, guys somehow magically meet up at the carp store. Yeah
You really don't want to play basketball the sables all spam and run play basketball run past the time
Like good
Myself I don't want to be here culture right above you shout to the flock
Can we see if the owner of the team 10 house will let us in?
Why don't we just tell them we're streamers?
So I want to do this mukbang with you
Barbie's mukbang
Dude, Arby's good. Say it on God you think Arby's good. On God Arby's roast beef salad and curly fries is good
And their chicken salad, and their chicken salad is good on God
You're getting the meat mountain from Wendy's, huh, so first of all, no, I never said me mountain it's not even Wendy's
You and Marlon just say whatever
Bob's
Nothing else going on come on, right you can play basketball
Well, let me pull like 15 minutes dude. Oh this tweets live
Thanks for 500,000 subscribers on YouTube
I should reply today.
H.I.W. 500,000.
I'm a million subs on YouTube.
I'm now going to try to hold my breath for half a million seconds.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's good videos.
Yeah.
Three, two, one, go.
Nice.
That's good videos.
That's great videos.
Good phenomenon.
Phenomenal.
Phenomenal.
Phenomenal.
Phenomenal.
He's really down to his seat.
They got David father
Damn that's getting minimum 400,000 likes on Twitter at least right
All right, no fucking way
They signed grace
Let's go make this day badass, right?
To make it man, already.
Let's go make a fucking, yo.
Let's go make a fucking eye-cup madden daddy spell rough.
Two times better.
Oh my god.
What?
It was so, so.
I want you guys to count.
Chad, late night.
I'm not kidding.
Last night, I saw eight snails.
There's an army going on.
Oh my god, is that one right there?
What the fuck?
That might only be Shell.
Just give it a little tow.
Look at his trail.
You can see the trail.
Should I open him?
Should I see if he's in here?
Is he dried up?
Oh god!
Is he in there?
I mean he might be just...
Should we go put him in the microwave?
I don't know, it works!
Is he dead?
If it not, he's getting fast-traveled right now.
He's gonna wake up confused.
It's Escargo.
Dude, I saw like 50 of them. I'm not even kidding.
I swear to God, I saw like 50 of them.
There's like weird bugs in it, like...
I've seen some weird shit.
Wait, should I put them in the water a little? No troll.
No.
Why? If he's dry, should I just give him like a little wet?
Put the fountain?
Yeah, just a tiny bit. I'm not kidding.
I literally don't know.
Chad, is that a bad idea?
Like a tiny bit, well, fuck him up, right?
They said salt will heal them.
I don't know if that's true, I have no idea.
I can barely any water.
Nah, he's dead at the park.
He's got him?
There's a piece of my junk go.
Float chat, no trolls.
At like, at like 11.50 the weird animal is just spawned.
On dog wants to hit at a certain time if you go back here it's just straight bullshitting.
Bro I'm talking like there's 15 snails just walking in a line.
I kid you not I thought they were doing like an army.
Hey Loge.
What's up dude?
What's up, dude?
I bet I forgot. Close the game.
Oh, my bad. I was doing some, uh, sponsorship pressure.
Oh, the meeting. Okay.
Um...
Yo, yo, word. Word of my day.
You're not doing that in Slag 2.
Hello?
Hey!
No, no, no.
So normally when somebody's like,
hey, don't talk.
Hey, you tell me the same one,
you're not special.
Ah!
Ah!
You're the asshole!
What the fuck?
What do you got here?
I don't even know who.
I just park my house in some,
so you know who?
What the fuck?
Me and Liz have done that segment.
We're doing our own segment.
What's that segment?
Let's go drink a lot.
Let's get faded and draw them.
You want to kill us all here or something?
No, it's just me and our neighbor.
I mean, they should be happy.
Oh, like, just drink, like, uh, like a cup of water?
I mean, if you draw them, you're moped and I draw them on my mic?
He's not getting it, is he?
What are you about to do, bro?
I'll let you do your intro, bro. Don't worry.
Oh, fuck.
That's the biggest attack I've ever seen.
I, uh...
I don't even think it's safe.
Hello? What the fuck?
You want this one?
Okay.
Okay, here we go.
All right, tell me one.
All right!
There's memes right there.
What are you doing?
Oh, Jinx is still playing. Is he winning?
No, he lost.
Wait, he lost?
It's the Ludwig's team and I forgot to give him the next one.
No way, Jinx he lost. Can we get an RIP in chat?
Yeah, just call an RIP.
Can we get an RIP dude?
RIP, y'all.
Shoot a stream where you don't do anything on stream at all except sit in the theater room and just watch party everybody
You know hit
Yo, wait, do you think this backpack will work on the canyons?
Out here? Yeah, if I go up to the top of the mountain
I'll stay on top of the mountain, yeah
Really? Cause I go SLS. I go SLS on top of the mountain. Like it's far
It's like if you're inside of the canyons, no, but like once you're on top of the money
You can't use like it's open so it's like to sky
Decide not like like log the fucking so you think if I if I took my my back bag
For what is pinned the mic is rattling
How's it rattling there's nothing on it?
Yo shut the fuck up!
It's moving, come here.
Do you know how to fix this out?
No they- they're saying it's rattling.
So you think if I took them through the can is with the Porsche if you put a startling
on your car again you're good?
Really?
Yeah.
How hard is that to do right now?
Like right now right now.
Is it more than five minutes?
Technically I could do it.
And then that startling lasts like four hours.
I'm letting it go.
I'm letting it go.
last like four hours. I'm losing a little time back then.
I might get in trouble with this. But how
do you think this will really work? Because those canyons are real canyons.
Yeah, and I'm going to just do the top thing you can block by the trees and shit.
No. No.
You think this isn't going to work? You're fucking crazy. I have no idea.
Hey, what if I get the cool guy?
Should I do it or no?
Should we go through the canyons?
Oh my God.
What if we get there for the sunset, you know what I'm saying?
Well, that would look pretty nice, yeah.
Sun doesn't set for another fucking long time, though, so.
No, it's seven.
The time we get up there, it'll look pretty nice.
The time is at 5.30.
It's seven, I don't know, it's two hours.
Can you say at this time,
wait, it's an external battery for the start link,
so it lasts like four hours.
You have to go on top of my car?
Yeah, you just stick that to the side of your car and you're good.
On top?
Yeah.
Is that gonna be fine with a carbon fiber?
I mean, you would just stick it to your window probably.
Like your back window.
But you know I'm gonna go through like,
it's just gonna fall off or not?
It's gonna stir you.
I don't know, okay, I'm not liable for this.
I mean, you might be.
How much is that?
In total, probably like three to three.
That's what you mean by a bus?
Yeah, it's like three to three.
Oh, it's got one.
Can you put it on the back of my window in the garage and I'll come down and move it in a second?
I'm gonna change my key I guess.
I need the garage.
When I come to myself I didn't want you far off the field, baby.
Welcome.
This is a setback from here.
Maybe this is a break.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Why don't we go to the other spot and say it?
You know what's more important?
What do you want me to say?
Yeah!
Okay.
Oh, you don't sound excited, do you?
I'm just, come on, I'm tired, I don't know.
I'm down.
Why do you guys think W's stream, I'm literally about to go do a say-
Matter.
Okay, that's your coming up.
Don't look.
Let me see how far it is.
Do you know where it's going or not?
No, actually, I don't know.
Should I call Mama?
D&D.
Whatever, bro.
Well, I got changed underwear, Joe.
You're not supposed to be in wet underwear, right?
No, I didn't think so.
Where you going? What's going on?
So you're changing underwear?
It's disappearing. I gotta talk to the chat and mirror.
It's my hair up, man already.
I need to get my phone to my phone.
It's hard as shit.
Take a seat, you guys are trying.
You guys are weird, bro.
You guys are weird, bro.
matter, matter. Matter, matter. Matter. Matter. Matter.
Oh baby, well I got nice wisdom though. I think you got a voice though.
You got a voice
You think I'm cute today
See like oh, but what it said by some bullshit
Usually saying that about me like what yeah
I
It's like a motorola.
What even is that?
It's my trap bomb, my burner.
I realized it when we were outside. I was like, that does not feel right.
Getting some gameplay in there?
Yeah.
Chad, who's ready? Drop me if you like cars. We're gonna try. Listen, Chad. So we've been
option for chat should we go to the top of the mountain where it's more risky or
should we go to this like cool spot. It's pretty cool. It's pretty fucking cool.
It's cool. It's cool. Would you want to make it hot? I think both. I don't think both are gonna work.
We can go through the canyons. I think we just I thought we just might go through that's right
He's most fun. Yes go through and then we'll go to the other side said
I never had my wand case got forbidden
Yeah, chat
This is my um, back leg.
Oh.
I don't know what this is.
Grab that one, go on my phone.
Matter.
Jack, everything you see on the screen is all AI.
None of this is real.
I repeat, none of this is real.
Everything that you're about to see is all fake.
Every single thing is going to be fake.
Okay.
Everything is going to be fake today.
Everything okay?
Yeah.
I'm going to get his wallet and then I'm coming to it.
Yeah, I will.
Yo, he's fucking hotter than lugs.
I gotta put my shoes in your fucking door.
Oh, baby, give me one more matter before you fall your back.
Fucking dude ran away from me.
I love you, Chad.
I can't believe I put a legal legend to this.
I know, but like, when you won...
It was fucking good.
It actually looks fun.
Look at that.
It's all like...
I was like, this is ass.
Oh, he snuck a bar.
Oh, we need this.
I'm about to eat this.
This is good energy for me.
Oh, God.
Don't rest for a few.
Chad, if this isn't an excuse to eat,
it's actually good for you.
No, no, no, no, no.
Let's go, Dad.
Dude, like...
Yeah?
What?
I was about to say some bullshit on that in the live.
What?
Dude, like the good thing about being single is like sometimes you see someone
and like see a girl and you just like, we are like, okay, I need to just like stay locked.
No.
I love that.
Because like once you're in a relationship, it's like...
It's not true.
Well, I mean, I'm just saying, when you're single, it's like, more drive to stay long.
The hell?
I'm not right now.
Yeah, but it's like, I'm not even saying for you, you're sitting here and you're saying
generally, when you have a girlfriend, it's like, they should already be like, loving each other.
Nah, I'm going to lose when you have a girlfriend.
No matter if you guys love each other or whatever.
Bro, like, is she gonna bring that up?
No, but I'm just saying, it's like, you gotta, you gotta stay long, because like, you never know, what other sex he has to do about it, fuck.
Simple.
I actually don't know where my car is.
It's where you parked it in front of my spot.
Oh, I didn't park it there.
He parked it on the street, right here.
Give me one second.
Okay, we've got to go over there now.
I love you now.
Do you want to get out?
Yeah.
Yeah.
No?
I love having access to your TV.
I love you have access to my TV you
It's what
He said no, how do I do it?
Don't leave it to Lays bruh
Okay
What is this guy spamming fell for the sister clip no way dude shut up dude. I already said I thought I got
I'll connect to that then go to the computer and finish.
Chad, hold your mat and daddy's.
Is everyone ready?
The van's good?
Am I going to have to do anything while we're driving?
No.
I'm not going to be able to tell if it's going to go out because my shit's going to F.
I can look at the bag.
You connected the Starlink on your phone too?
Oh I already have that one, no way.
What the fuck, you scammed Jason?
Oh my god, I'm a fucking idiot.
Why?
I've been plugging my phone over and over, the car's not on.
Yeah, now.
Wait, we're done over here, bud?
Good?
Like, does it do anything else?
It should be, yeah.
Fuck.
Yo, Woj, is it illegal to go through the canyons at full speed?
What can you tell?
Is it a W on the bottom?
Yeah.
You got it on my phone too?
Or whatever you need to do on the phone?
Yeah.
Better?
Make sure it's actually on.
Yo, Woj.
Yeah.
Is it illegal to-
Yo, Woj.
How do I breathe?
Yo, Woj.
Is it illegal to go super fast through the canyons?
Oh, no.
It's private property.
You're good.
Also, like
This car just gets like
Well, no, I'm not even kidding cuz I I could go through the canyons fast cuz the speed limits not in that much
It's like 40 and the car you're not gonna go more
Yeah, I could actually do that but just double it
million seconds
So it's not gonna come off
Let me just fucking delete this League of Legends tweet cuz I'm a fucking book
Why do the windows go up a little when you open the door?
Basically, once you're done driving or you get to a stopping point, just hit these.
There's a little white line.
You see that?
Yeah.
Make sure it's farther than that.
So this is not going to undo?
No.
And he's a seal too.
So if he's pulled now.
Yeah, I saw where he deployed for it.
Yeah, where did you deploy?
I saw where he deployed for vacation.
I drank some wine on the Dead Sea in 2017 some kosher one, right?
Let's do this thing bro worst-case scenario we die on stream. Have you come far?
Imagine the whole windshield just came out
The only thing is it's like a little more curved than I thought it would be but
Glass is not even real glass
Okay, I don't know what it is. Um, I think it's just matter daddy. What the fuck is the matter daddy?
Yeah, it should be good.
All right.
Can we shoot it in?
And then it will last.
We'll find it.
We'll come back.
Three hours.
I'm probably going to go there.
We're going to watch the sunset.
You've got three hours.
Well, when you're watching this dream, though, just.
Yo, whoa, how do I breathe?
Well, how do I do my call?
How do I do this call?
OK.
Hey, whoa, how do I get in the car and put my seatbelt on?
Yeah, you probably could.
Are we good?
So this is connected right now.
Yeah, I mean, allegedly.
I mean, yeah, it says so.
Chad, it's a long drive.
We all came with that.
It's going to be just one of those chill vibes, you know?
I mean, bro, that's just the one place.
Are we going or are we going for duos?
For both.
Uh, I don't know.
Just the one place.
Where we going? Where we went? For duos?
For both.
Maybe trios.
Quads.
So that should not be a wall.
Well, that should be false and I might break my fucking bar.
So that's connected right now.
I mean, it's connected.
That's connected to that.
So it's our battery.
Oh, it's changed my title to going to see a beautiful sunset with Lays and the Chad and then tight
Come here for good vibes chill vibes all the vibes
It's gonna be fun bro, I mean we're not gonna push it push it. I can't on the street
But I'm gonna push it so it's loud so the Chad's like well, that's kind of loud
We're down
How are you?
What's going on?
Looks like you wanted to get out.
In the neighbor or is that a store?
I don't know.
I thought it was the neighbor that's why.
Yeah.
Sorry about the old friend there.
Yeah.
Quite good, yeah?
It should be nice.
That's good vibes.
So Chad, I can't show the road fully.
You know, remember speed limit is for us only
Obviously, I'm not trying to get banned
So
Let's just spend some good time together. Let's just spend some good vibes
I'm actually really curious to see if this will work because if this will work we should go to the top of the mountain
But this is to me it's a nice little drive. Oh, there's a fucking fun one
Yeah, this could get really fucking spooky.
The internet dies out loud.
Just switch it to someone else.
I'm not going to even re-text.
Look at this bump.
Look at this fucking cutie-or-pods.
It's just a shale note.
Drop up.
Drop up me if you were here for the good vibes.
Well, then I'm in Cuting.
I would read the chat.
I left it where I could phone.
I'm not gonna read it for you, you don't have to watch it.
Chad, the streets have been so much fun recently, like, I don't know what it is, I just like, have so much fun.
Also, I'm gonna add to the title in 2025, 911 GT3 RS, yes, that's good.
Like, it's just been chill, it's been good, it's been fun.
Oh my god, it smells like shit!
What is that?
Are you good?
This one's crazy.
You good?
Yeah, let me snap.
This is nice.
I really want to push it when I can.
I don't know though Chad, is it illegal to push?
I guess it is.
I'll just keep an eye on it and get ready.
Also let me know y'all if I should lower the windows.
Where to put the windows up.
So every...
Every morning, sometimes, I'll just take the car out Chad.
The GT3 RS and I'll just literally do this, you show it.
I'm gonna be just going through.
Like obviously once we get to the canyon, it's way different.
But it's like the entrance to that.
It's just a bunch of curvy roads and this car is like, it's just made for that.
Did you want to chat live in California, like our area?
Like, not now though, but like, around there, that's very nice.
I see people.
I don't care.
I actually can take it off.
It's gonna flow anyway.
And then that shows the spud to it.
Stunt road is like
Now how much we can show travel really just trying to get to this point cuz
Yeah, which is yeah make it some free speech. I mean I get it the truck's a service
Oh my god, it's full?
No, it's still there right there.
I just heard something though.
I don't think you can see it though.
Oh god, I heard something.
I don't know.
Well, I've never heard that sound on my car.
I'm gonna start like, with hell, 100 miles per hour.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
With hell, 100 miles around her.
Oh, I'm trying to like, look at this, pal.
Holy shit.
What a shit it's being done there.
Bro, look at this shit.
Oh, you're like the mallets and it goes off the walls, look at that guy.
That's a game player right here.
I don't know chat is it worth paying 50% taxes on the lawless I live in California
yeah I feel like it's working on ironically it's just so beautiful like I
personally don't care I don't shit ton of money but like
I'm just so fucking nice to live here
Okay
I'll be honest with you, I'm going 10 over.
I almost thought it clogged me up.
This is a Mary. I should have one more.
Is anyone in chat know what car we use?
I wonder if I should stream that this year?
Or if I should just make it YouTube video?
I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to what the fuck?
I can't just scream it down or off or over.
Don't worry Chad. Outlook, what a timer for like 25 minutes or something like that.
on the screen if you can.
It's gonna take about like 20 minutes.
Let's get there.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
He's chilling.
He's chilling.
I don't know, I forgot we're alive, let's say.
up up down
you know I'm gonna just
I'm gonna just
let me chill let me chill let me chill
with this beautiful little Voodoo Ammois
look at this road down in front of us
it's like there's like nothing
there's nobody here
is that a crane on the top?
That's a little speed limit, why not?
That's fucking hot, that's off the show.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Now it's broke.
Oh, that shit doesn't look real.
Can you even see that?
Oh my fucking god.
Yo, what route is this?
Look at this.
What the fuck?
Maybe we jumped through my window.
Like...
Or she looks like drunk.
Like, how did we just, like, get out of nowhere?
Like, you know what I'm saying?
Like, the California shit is like,
I just left our house this night.
It's cute.
Jiggle.
I'm trying to fix my ears Chad.
No I'm not.
It's Nordic Coke.
I wish I could read my Chad.
Dude, I just want to fucking push it.
I just want to fucking push it, dude.
The ride is all done.
I need to be hearing my chat.
Chat, should I do, um, for my car channel?
Should I do a POV drive?
Or is that, like, not that fun to watch?
Like, I've never really, I've never really thought I'm doing it again,
but, like, I probably won't want to see that.
What I said?
Oh, yeah.
That's what I'm saying, Jax.
Yeah?
Like, bro, these k-hits here isn't actually fucking, like, coded, like...
Oh, this mountain doesn't even look...
I've never been this way.
I got dead-ass never been here.
That looks like a stop sign out of nowhere.
Oh, look who we are.
Like what?
No, get the key right, I think it's something like, look at this road, it's just like string
key.
What?
What?
That's a nice car.
Look at that car.
Holy shit.
Bro, this is like insane. I've never been this much.
Is there a lake under us?
I think there is.
Should I get over?
Should do a little intermission.
Ah, actually something cool.
I'm looking at it, this lake is kind of hot.
I can see a shadow, isn't that cool?
It's actually so beautiful out.
It's crazy to me that, like,
it's crazy to me that we have, like, an opportunity
in life for this to be, like, a job.
That's why I'm, like, so grateful.
People always take me online.
It's, like, this fucking...
I just, like, I'm vlogging right now.
It is cool.
It's very chat-worthy to speak of what you want to say.
Not here.
It's just getting a bunch of people online always, like,
I know that I get the jokes, like I'm a piece of shit, whatever.
I do appreciate everything in life.
I think I realized that a lot of it though,
when my fellow, like I started to appreciate
every small win, that's why I get so happy
I think when I win now, it just feels like, you know,
I'm telling you, the feeling of losing, losing, losing, and then finally
I'm finally winning, it's like the best feeling ever.
Imagine us playing f***ing every one of these games.
Wow, we're talking.
This is anybody, I mean this little town.
I don't know bro, does it still look good?
I wonder if it should go through.
That top spot where you mentioned it was pretty good,
it looked like another thing on head water.
What do you think?
Looks like a good one.
Sad one?
No.
That just looks so dull.
You know, always fine, ten my radar, my radar, my fucking waste, which is good to know.
You know, always fine, so many fucking cool cars here, unlike Saturdays and Sundays.
I got to buy one of these, because it's loading.
It's good.
Chad, there's going to be a tunnel.
Look at this one in the background.
I'm going to show this.
I mean, once we get to the next corner, you can see it.
You can show it now, but I don't know if the light is so ass.
Like, look at this shit.
That's great.
Holy f**k. This is loud.
That's like obnoxious.
What is it?
I wish I could have my chair.
I'm so fucking nice.
Hey, Mom, what is this?
I am.
This is a big...
You like it?
Yeah, I'm saying I'm gonna go.
What is it, me?
Huh?
I thought you were asking about me.
What?
Nothing.
Oh, you can't see.
It's like a wall.
I'm telling you I really love doing like car shit chat honestly like one day like
what the fuck are we breaking?
What is going on?
What the fuck are you showing?
I can't check it.
I can't.
Really?
Yeah.
I've never seen that in person.
I've never seen that in person.
I've never seen that in person.
I've never seen that in person.
I've never seen that in person.
Steve, never in my life.
I've told this one day, I like to do strictly just car content.
When I'm like, old or older, though,
I don't know how many people really fuck the cars on the channel.
On the chat.
I might have a car channel.
Dude, the SUVJ seems impossible, dude.
That should say 1.3 billion dollars.
That is ridiculous.
It's only been a fucking week and a half since the floor broke, actually it's definitely not possible.
Like I might just have to say fucking to do it for the fucking legend.
It's got it.
Seven years from bacon.
Give me a hug, give me a hug, give me a hug, it's not a smugger.
This is taking me the right way, there's a really cool stop on it right in the middle
And I think it is, honestly.
What black smoke?
Can they see that?
Like the fucking clip of the clouds.
They're both clouds.
It's kind of crazy.
I'm actually so glad we live right here.
It's like so much more fun to drive my car.
It's like the best spot to live.
And the car is going to go fast.
I literally just build up the RPM.
It's just so loud.
I think we're about to be at a spot that looks like it's going to go up a mile a second.
You good, Matt?
All's in a rear.
What the fuck are you doing here?
My god, the windows are too loud.
The chat is it too loud for the windows?
Uh, see, it's okay.
Huh?
See, it's okay.
See this?
How did that fix up on camera?
Maybe before this one?
Why?
Huh?
Or is it a little fast?
Yeah, I'm pretty sure it fixed up.
We're going to let it go down this one hill and do a truck ride.
Okay, I'm gonna miss you guys, give me a hug, give me a hug.
That was a good stop, that was a good stop.
This is one point chat, fuck it, we'll check out this spot.
I hope the light is good, it should stay good.
That's good.
I mean, hopefully.
There wasn't one that was a problem.
That was a pretty cool spot.
I believe the storm clouds coming in. See it?
We're moving fast.
Good?
Yeah.
How good is that with the camera?
That's alright.
Thank you, mate.
It's hard to tell though.
It's hard to see through the screen.
Looks like a sentient.
The rocket?
Is that a fucking rocket?
Alright, I'm going out and this might be a little tricky.
All right, let's get to the side of the road.
Chad, you're almost there.
Alright.
Just head for the side.
Chad almost there.
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah.
I'm not gonna show whatever now.
Give me a thug, give me a thug!
I know this is a joke!
Maybe a little... Hey, remember this shit? Like, hey!
I'm not kidding, I like PDM shit!
It sounds crazy though!
Backs it up!
We're in a fucking traffic now!
Come on!
You know what's crazy? Come running to the trap here. Maybe we ran him on the stream.
Okay, go talk with them.
Yeah, it's easy.
Can I just make one?
Oh yeah, sure.
I need three toks.
Okay, thank you, baby.
See you soon.
Right now.
Baby, whatever you want.
The shuttle is here.
It's fucking raining out now.
Look at that truck right there, all three kids in there just smiling and giggling looking
at us.
What the fuck is those fatters doing?
it's pretty good
what do I hear it?
it's like a weird mod right now
yeah it's weird I'm gonna
show you myself the music
good
it's another one of mine now
this one's pretty good
What the fuck?
It just got weird out.
Yeah, why is it so gray now?
It just got weird.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Damn, I thought we were going to see sunset.
It just got so weird.
I've got something.
Something sucks.
Something sucks.
Something sucks.
Something sucks.
Something sucks.
Something sucks, doesn't it?
Whatever we're waiting for us.
Something weird is happening.
Actually, they look like half of the log.
I'm not even sure about this spot.
I hate clouds.
I'm not a cloud fan.
It's trying to fight back though.
Damn.
We can really hit 500k. Wait.
I'm nuts.
That phase shit is such a fucking flood there.
I can't believe that.
It's getting like too big.
Oh yeah, what the fuck Richard?
What the fuck is this?
Are we even able to see it now?
I've never seen it like this.
This is fucking crazy.
I'm looking at this shit.
Oh, we're close though.
Yeah.
Chad, did anyone win the JC Tournament?
No, I did not.
I didn't know it was legalized much that way.
You could just say.
I don't know.
It didn't matter.
The measure's just nuts.
This is nuts.
I'm still having forcing myself to cry and I'm putting my hair...
It's over me.
Like, what the fuck is this, huh?
Like, dead ass!
What are you doing, fucking?
We're driving into a mist, it's over!
It has.
It's like quite a lot of us.
I hope I get sunnier there.
Climbing.
Almost there, Chan.
Son, if you hear me, come out.
Don't be shy.
Scare the cow its way.
Don't even.
It's nice to walk out.
I wish I could just fucking walk in there.
Look at that, whoa!
What's that on the tree thing?
Not how that might've been trapped.
I swear to God, he has that car.
It's like a really old BMW.
That he like, soothed up.
It looks like it's not allowed.
That might've been him.
No troll.
He has like, Chinese old BMW's, yeah.
Look.
Wait, what happened to the giant?
I don't know.
I don't know, something happened.
That's my knowledge.
Are you sure?
It happened.
Maybe he should bring the giant.
I don't know, I can't reach it.
Something happening.
Something more than fighting about basketball.
Say Wala'hi.
That's what it's about.
Chat on Earth.
Is this Chat on Earth?
Yeah, it's just people spamming silky versus moose.
I don't give a fuck.
Look at this guy.
What the hell?
He's smiling again about it.
That shit looks good.
No way so can you versus moves chat. Do I got a race back home right now for that concierge?
They should we dust my shit
Yeah, they should adjust everyone to the house
Cheaper too
I'm trying to see what's happening but I can't tell. I think I just have a combined
degree.
I'm gonna be honest Chad, you guys like Chad Hawkers. I don't really give a f***ing f***
about foolish fighting Sylvie. I'm gonna be up 100% honest with you.
What fun should after fun?
I'm so good at it.
Huh?
I'm good at it.
I should have closed my window.
I see.
It's a little loud.
It's like a shell of comfort mode.
Almost there.
Oh my fucking god.
It's about to be beautiful, man.
Someone said it's might be peak.
That's your shit, man.
I'm sending you fucking VINX here to Melodies.
Ah, man, I gotta get rich.
That car is actually faster than I thought.
Yeah, wait a second.
Is it more expensive?
No.
It's probably like half the price.
I know it's raining.
I see brother.
I see brother.
I see brother.
I see brother.
Where are we driving to with this one?
We're in fucking shit mill now.
This is like Florida, the Bible or other.
This is like cold water.
It's not getting weird.
Is there a storm coming?
It's not getting weird.
It's not getting weird.
It's not getting weird.
Is there a storm coming to it?
Throw back to the cell without any chase to the storm?
That was fun, I'm going to be quite high security.
Or this might be mid now, look.
Yeah, I'm glad I think so.
It's like we're up to it right now.
It could be cool, but I'm not as cool as I thought it might be.
What the fuck, dude?
Hell, we got a little green.
Hell, weather!
I might have just dead-ass came here for nothing now.
How did this just spawn in?
It was so good.
Ok, that guy touched you off. Crazy.
Is he crazy?
Is he fucking crazy?
Are you fucking crazy?
Do you want to die?
No, I thought you were going to brain check him.
What is he doing? What is wrong with this thing?
He's driving like a fucking psycho.
I'm like scared to get near him. Look at this flumber.
I don't know if he's gonna kid me to be on line again.
Bro, that ass is just like, I've never seen some shit like that.
I was like damn near like a no-car.
I don't even know if he did.
He might have chipped it.
I don't know.
I've never been cut off like that, that was like crazy.
For what, too?
It's like he's right here.
Fucking pork.
I have to fucking kill him.
Okay, shut up.
I'm saying, this is a cartel.
I'm just telling you this.
Yeah, we're just kidding.
If he wants to kill us off, he can.
If he wants to kill us off, he can.
I don't even care.
I actually don't even care.
I don't even give a fuck, they keep shooting me too.
I can't believe this is like this, bro.
I know, it's just fries.
Fries, it's so bouncy.
Fries, HQ!
I mean, it still looks cool as shit, I'm not gonna lie.
Yeah, but one of those really nice chat would have been like,
what, what about the minion like, looking up?
That I agree with it's a lot nicer
What the fuck is this?
We'll be able to see in every
We'll be able to see in every fucking mountain right now
What the fuck is this dude?
Even the windows getting a little muggy
I'm out of here really mad
Jet ass
Chad what is this called when there's just so much fog?
I'm just looking up at the sky
Look at him, he's got like...
Oh my god!
What's wrong with that dude?
Oh my god!
What is wrong with him?
He's gotta be like super drunk or something.
He just slid into the fucking mountain!
Oh my god!
He turned his head and told him,
Stop please, stop now.
That was a lot of life.
He's sharp as hell with the influence of like,
has a fucking bitch yelling in his ear.
It's gotta be getting into his girlfriend room.
That was like, actually crazy.
Yeah, the bro was fucking like, whoa.
Can't fucking see.
I like to see guy that's sitting in the house.
Can't even see a goddamn matter.
I don't even know what I'm doing.
OK, I don't know if we're almost there anymore because I can't fucking see.
Fuck no, what?
That's just a lunatic.
No, actually, that kind of makes you just like scared to be here.
I don't think I like that.
I don't think I like that at all.
No, I can't spend nothing to lose, bro.
That guy looks like he's like ready to shoot.
Oh, like, oh no, I didn't want to do it.
I don't really want to.
Like 45 seconds to go.
We're about to be at the fucking airport.
What?
Meow.
Meow.
Oh yeah.
Dude, I wonder if this will go away if it's just gonna be like this.
Is it just cook chat?
It looks really fucking cool though.
I'm not even gonna lie.
It looks nuts.
Nice skidding.
Not a pass at last.
I want to say I feel like we would have saw it but I don't know if it's right here.
Oh I think I passed it.
Yeah you might have.
Oh maybe we could be around this bend.
Oh it is around this bend.
That is.
I saw like a fucking splash of gas.
The winds are fucking blowing.
Hold on, it might be back to peak.
Oh, we might be back, Chad!
Hold on!
It might be peak.
Hold on.
Right here, give it a little matter, give it a little darter, give it a right here,
maybe right here, right here, and then we made it, chat.
Talk to a little chill? This might be nice, I'm not gonna lie.
Who's on TV better for you, bro?
Can't hear shit.
How did someone know to go eat at Neptune's? How do I know where we are?
Put this on the left-hand corner.
That's a good spot. It's right here.
The biker should?
Come on, Dylan.
Here.
Don't chat. Look at that fucking thing that you can go on top of. Look.
Look at this man.
Let's get a little matter right here.
Yeah, the waves come right here, come here.
Be careful, yo, look at the waves.
Yo, yo, yo, that might hit us.
Oh, it got us, bro.
Oh, look!
No!
That's why that one looks good, though.
Oh god, that's gross!
Hahaha!
Yeah, I'm mad, I think this is just salt.
Yeah, it'll be 80.
happen to me once. Look at how big these waves are.
It's kind of scary. Yeah it's terrifying. The ocean is terrifying. That's my biggest group.
Really? I've got always has been.
Y'all these?
Yeah, what makes it get so high oh my god
No no no.
Oh my god, it's coming off.
Bro, look how big these are getting.
Oh my...
Oh my god.
That one got close.
That one got close.
I told you.
Swim on Gif 10 subs.
Do you take me for a fucking idiot?
I'll actually die, look at this dude.
Should we go up the mountain?
Yeah.
Jess, should we go up or no?
What's the point of life?
Die.
What's the point of life I need both?
What's my stand right there? Huh?
Stand or sit right there?
Yeah, I'm scared.
Oh, it's my...
Yeah, but what if the water hits me?
You don't have to stand up quick. I don't think you will though.
I'm god it's hard as shit.
I would try the actual camera to take the photo of you.
What's the point man?
It ass.
Yeah, I'm gonna look at you I put the terror down
Now you gotta get it angled.
What? I'd get like an initial pan or like what actually happened and then I'd try to help you.
Whoa.
This is nice.
This is why we fucking live chat.
That is. Let's go up the hill, eh?
Yeah, let's go up.
Have you got a ping off?
No.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Why?
We're going to go up.
Then you got to put it back on after.
I wonder if it's not as good.
We're going to the chained room.
Probably.
Oh, that's true.
Look, it's behind us.
Hey, buddy.
Kat, how do you undo this?
Press them in.
I'm going to take the unfold model thing.
What?
No, I don't fucking know.
I'm not going to hold you.
What's up, dude?
Oh, shit.
No!
No!
Ugh!
I was like, I'm about 30 minutes, I didn't even...
Oh yeah.
Is that good?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I need some of your...
I'm just a spree of dogs.
Is that Starly?
Yeah, I'm trying to figure out how to take this off.
Wait, how do you take this off?
I really don't know.
Is there like, something you can undo or feel anything?
Chad, does anyone know how to take this off?
Just put me on the pole, bro.
What happens if you pull it, that thing you're holding now, that what if you just pull that stick out?
Can you go any further? There's a lock. Oh, and it's coming. Oh no, that's great.
How do you get it off?
Oh, I think I got it. What'd you do? I just put a finger under it. Oh, any presumption?
Now we go up.
What's going on over here?
I don't know.
Chad?
Let's go over here.
Fuck, do we take off our shoes?
Dude, I might as well just keep on going.
I don't know if socks are on.
I have socks, but do you think it'll bleed through this?
Yeah.
Can I take it off?
Chad, do I take off my shoes?
Ugh.
Fuck man, I hate having my dogs out.
All right, let's do it.
Shall we?
Holy fucking...
Get the TV, you dude!
Come on!
Get a workout in.
It's the last second one.
Everyone push.
Tech walk up the hill.
We gotta go to that rock, okay?
Up in there.
Oh
It's okay at the end we can run down
Oh God, this is hard no joke
So running
All right 15 minute break
There's an animal walking
I hope you can trick them on.
Wish I could trick you in enough.
Make a walk in.
Again, just stand all over my shit.
Yep. Nice.
Hope there's bitrate.
you
you
you
you
you
I don't know, suddenly is it too much?
And I think it looks cool.
I don't even think it's the ice that looks...
Faze?
I wonder though, do you think this core thing is going to last forever?
It has to.
I hope we never learned to the same problems that we did before.
I'll be honest with you, like...
Well, I mean, it's up to you guys.
If it doesn't last forever, it's on you guys.
Yeah.
Back then, it wasn't on you guys.
Now it is, so...
I'm just like...
I don't know, bro. This feels good.
It's like, damn, I'm working towards something that I own now.
It's very nice.
I miss Lacey, dude.
I know, he's in jail right now.
Rest in fucking peace, Lacey.
Who else I forget, my damn.
I forgot Lacey was in here, and I'm like,
damn, where the fuck is he?
So quiet.
It's uh...
Lacy dogs probably miss Lacy too.
Yo!
Yeah that was a crazy one.
Oh bro, what's next in life?
Huh?
Didn't even tell you bro.
No?
This?
Just working?
grinding doing what you got to do
it's not complaining
not for me personally
look at these guys on my car dude
Hey, fuck it, Chad.
Maybe one day a meteor will hit Earth like a dinosaur's.
Think so?
Yeah, it'll take out all the streamers.
What?
Chad, I feel like we need more streamers in this world.
I don't know, I feel like we just need streamers, I feel like we need YouTubers.
You need people with fucking personality.
I don't think the internet has personality.
What?
I don't think the internet has personality.
Not the new people.
I feel like it's just like, if you have a brain when they listen to me instead of just saying like,
like since you and like whatever,
like go, I feel like this is the new wave
of like the internet.
People who saw streaming as a way to like make money
and like be famous rather than actually care
about the aspect of streaming in my opinion.
Like to me, like streaming is like cool.
It's like shit like this.
It's like, you get to show off cool shit
and like feel like a bond between the chat.
like you don't always got to do the craziest shit or like go above and beyond
if I feel like that era is just so eh like I don't know like I personally love
I just love clicking the goal I but they're not caring you know that's where
I have my most fun streaming I really wonder if Twitter columns are gonna get
deleted who they are I don't know I haven't heard an update on it they didn't
like the end of this month chat? I hope so though. I think so.
I spent 10k more out of the mall on main YouTube.
Yeah, that's clickbait. I spent fucking two bands on a gift, if that.
And like, it was fun to do. I got to give back to my friend.
I'm talking about like I don't think it's a problem to buy shit or do shit. I'm saying like
You can notice chat facts or no like even though like I obviously talk about money a lot like
But you can tell when a streamer really just is in it for strictly just the money
Like it doesn't matter if you take a deal or whatever
It's just like you could tell when someone is just in it for the views and money because they want to like I
Don't know. They just want to be that person. It's just like I don't know. I think I think that eras is lame to me
To be honest, you can say me, but it's like I've also been doing this for seven years and like
I don't really care to be the biggest. I think that's very clear
I think everyone in my community my diehard community know too like
I don't really care to be like a fucking
I don't know
That's you? I mean if you guys want to have like a real conversation, you should be a
button to conversation too. Thank you. You've known me for a while.
What?
Like, I just feel like I really do enjoy streaming for streaming when it's not AIDS, you know?
Is the fucking money great? Fuck yeah. Like, duh. But like, shit like we're doing right
now, like I would do this off stream, you know?
Yeah.
Hmm, that's true.
It kinda just ended and came here.
Is he high?
No.
I'm just speaking about life.
I don't think it's a problem to stream to make money.
That's not what I'm saying.
What I'm saying is, I think it's a problem when your main goal is to be like, yo, I want
to be a streamer because everyone's making money.
Like, you know how many people, like, I'm sure Chad, you know, like, even if it could
be your friends who are like, damn, I want to become a streamer because they're making
so much money or I want to become a streamer because they're famous it's
like I feel like that's the wrong outlook like when I started streaming I
started streaming as like an outlet to just have fun on the internet like I
was playing video games I was like why not streaming I was streaming on H1Z1
with two viewers
I don't know you're never gonna be able to like please everybody in the chat
like no one's gonna fully understand you know what I mean like it's
It's impossible, no one's gonna like get it.
That's true.
But sometimes I like to just preach,
just maybe there's people out there who are listening,
you know?
Well, I really thought about it yesterday.
Like, I was really just looking at like what we're in,
like the house and just like,
even shit like this, like dude,
everyone keeps taking photos in my car right now,
like they're just over and over and over.
It's just like, it's so crazy to me that we get to do this.
I agree.
You were going to go to the fucking army, huh?
I know.
Like, I actually am insane.
Genuinely.
It's two completely different lives.
Just, yeah.
Just two completely different lives.
And now I'm here, bro.
Yeah, so did you kill someone?
Yeah.
Oh, he killed as many people as I could.
If I had to.
What if we still get deployed?
Yeah, we have to, I don't think we have a choice.
If I get the point, I'm just RPGing myself.
Ha ha ha, not a bad job.
But, I don't know, bro.
I mean, I'm not even kidding, I think about it every single night.
That's what makes you go grateful, you know?
Like, literally every night before bed, it's like, holy shit.
Like, or if I, if I'm even ever like, upset by something, or like, something like, just like, frustrates me,
it's like, I just tell myself why, like, why am I even...
Like, who actually cares, bro?
I got it too good to be fucking caring about anything.
I don't think you find my stream.
Um, I ain't kidding, I have no idea.
I literally have no idea.
Were you even on Twitch like that?
Uh, yeah, definitely was.
Really?
Yeah, I was on Twitch, like, a lot.
But I think I found you through unknown.
And you just watched?
Yeah, and I just started watching.
Because I would watch unknown because he was controller,
and I was controller.
So I would just watch him, and I would just
just drool and watch him.
And then I switched to you.
And my grandma gave me a Christmas card for Christmas.
I get like a Visa gift card, and I remember just gifting you
and watching you play Resident Evil.
You're crazy.
What have you never put to this room?
Actually, though.
I'm not even kidding.
What if I never did any of that?
This is like, what if you did an open twitch that day?
Seriously though.
But that's why like, I think the butterfly effect is like so weird, it's like,
I really do think, it's so cliche, but like,
I really do think like, everything happens for a reason.
That's the most...
That's why like, I don't really care.
But that's like, dude, I believe it's just such a high extent though, like,
and this is gonna sound crazy, but like,
like, I believe like, if I got, it sounds so crazy just to hear,
I'm just using as an example
I'm not gonna lie like I just got paralyzed out of nowhere
Like I believe it was meant to happen type of thing because I feel like that's the only way to think it's just to be positive
You know it's like to think of like a positive outlook on it like maybe like I don't know
Like there's some time it's crazy, but it's like right. I'm trying to think of like a crazy like way to explain it
It's like I
Swear to God like I could get really
Injured or just something and I would just be like damn like I start to think like
Like, maybe it was meant to happen, like,
what if something happened that night?
Like, let's say I got into a car accident, right?
Like, what if an hour later I would have been
into a crazier car accident that I would have fucking died?
Like, I think like that, you know?
Or maybe I think like God or like the world
is telling me to like slow down.
If something happens to me, like,
everything is like a message to me.
God, I sound fucking fraud.
Not really, bro, you're just saying how it is.
Don't let your chat fucking make you feel like you sound crazy because you're speaking your mind.
You don't sound fried at all, you're just saying everything.
I just believe that everything is like a message.
It doesn't have to be from God if you don't believe in God,
but I just believe it's like,
like the world pushes like energy.
And like,
that's why like I try to put out the best energy I can,
on or off camera when I play.
Bro, I'm serious.
I was talking about the plant shit, I'm being serious.
What?
It sounds fried to find majority, but like the world runs off like energy and if you're like being nice to like
Everyone and like everything like inanimate object like bro. It's just like it's like the power of the tongue
Like you say something good good things will happen, you know
I used to tell myself I'd be like I can't do something I can't do something and then I do it
All right, I wouldn't be able to do it
But then like as soon as I would like tell myself that I want to be like this
I want to do this. I want to have this etc. Well eventually it always comes true. There isn't one thing in my life
But I haven't gotten that like I didn't put in the air, you know
And anything that I did put in there that I don't have I know I'm gonna get whether it be like health
Whether it be like cars whether it be like fortune fame whatever might be just life in general
I don't know
Six pack but guess what we can clip this right now
Eventually I'll be in shame that is the truth if you want a joke or not like
And then when I'm in shape, I'm gonna be like damn, I knew I was gonna get it.
You know?
I don't know what's this for.
We gotta be not the one.
Hey, do you- do you remember my shirt?
Um...
I don't know.
Wait, can I get a picture with you?
Of course!
My cousins thought I was playing, but...
Oh yeah?
Yeah, I stood you up.
Let's do it.
Let's put that one down.
No, I'll take a picture, you guys.
Wait, no.
Wait, let's do it.
I'm gonna fall.
Let me see how long it'll take.
It'll take a great shape.
Oh, shit.
I don't know though, I really do like putting like good things in the air.
What happened?
I don't know what happened.
Why are people smiling so much?
Do you see them wrong?
Do you see them wrong?
I didn't say anything.
She says it anyway.
I don't think she did.
It's fucking cold.
That's why I got a dry beard.
It's fucking cold, that's where I'd go.
I don't know if it's good up here, it's a good question, it's very nice out here.
I stopped it.
I'm out here.
One day we're gonna... oh wow, look at that.
You know what that is?
You know that trap like that?
No.
They're testing it.
That's like a new car bar.
Really?
Yeah.
I don't know if they caught that on camera.
Uh, that's what I did.
It was like, it looked like doodle.
Yeah, they just take a bunch of lines.
I'm going to do a motorcycle.
So if he wants to hang out, I'm going to fucking fall as fuck.
So fucking nice bro.
I didn't even see it a fucking day.
I didn't even see it on a fuckin' day.
I think Rice Dumb is happy how he went out.
That's a good question.
I always think about that.
He really made his bag and just dipped.
Like, never uploaded, never opened on social media, nothing.
That's the way to fuckin' do it.
That's crazy.
Tonda.
I don't know like I always think about it. I'm like it's so crazy to think about
But put it into effect
I've been streaming for literally seven years almost
Like everything in my life every birthday every time something bad happened in my life every death that's happened in my life
I would just stream through it
Stream through my birthday stream through like funeral like you know after I would just stream
stream through positives through through negatives it's like I really wonder
what's gonna happen one day when I'm like okay I really want to be done
streaming you know yeah cuz it is crazy to think about it's like I don't know
how to think other than streaming you know
there's gonna be a time where I don't open chat anymore like it sounds so
cringe but it's like really true it's like I don't know how to live a life
like that you know
it unironically is such a big part of my life
I don't think making content is ever gonna end but just like being alive is
so fucking different these birds bro
I wonder when Kai is gonna shoot, he's so crazy.
I wonder if twitch is like growing still or like dying.
What do you think?
Probably growing.
Yeah, everyone always says it's growing, even woe says that.
You know what I'm saying?
It's dying.
It might just be like, I don't know.
Yeah, I don't think it is.
Because if you think about it, like, everyone knows what streamers are now.
If anything, it's like...
Oh, it's playing.
It's more mainstream, like...
Oh, no.
It's fucking cold.
Really?
I'm giving my jacket, you know what I'm saying?
No, no, it's good.
Nice, uh, Ziggy W title. We won.
That's good. Maybe it just looked like I won. Yeah. I like that.
I actually had fun playing League of Legends until I did us loss.
I was like, damn, this is fun. I don't know why. They almost got me, bro.
Yo, I keep seeing these fucking J-Depth shits actually pissing me off.
Someone keeps quoting and tweeting it.
Did you still film me if I did that?
If you what?
The J-Depth shits?
Yeah.
I feel like I have to.
Would you just like, what would you think?
I would just be like, damn, like, why is he doing this?
He doesn't even need to be doing this.
Literally that's what I would be thinking.
What do you do now?
I don't even know.
What's on your mind, dude?
Um, just everything.
What?
Fuckin' everything's just crazy.
That's all I think about is just...
I was just, everything was just crazy.
All I'm getting is all I think about every single day.
Just like, what the fuck?
How was my life right now?
You happy with it?
Yeah.
Very.
But it's weird.
Not used to it.
Like I could basically do anything I want right now.
Anything?
Two hundred steps of course for like anything that like I want to do I could probably do
it.
Am I ever going to do this skate 3 podcast that night?
Probably not.
Y'all bullied Ziggy bro.
You don't want to be on shit no more you won the League of Legends tournament
Motherfuckers you're saying me shut up. It's still going on
I'm not gonna lie. I could not have played lead that long. That's a lot of lead, bro
I got two mainstream, I mean, Ziggy, I honestly, and that's honestly why I'm so happy streaming.
I'm not kidding.
I think my lifestyle would definitely change if like I had like less viewers or streaming
chat, who remembers the days when it was like, like the sweet spot of like 7,000 viewers
like 10,000 like on good nights and it was just like so much like community like random shit
I don't know other fuckers are saying me but they're fucking here now like I'll never complain
because man obviously I love this but like it is crazy like how niche like certain jokes are and
I feel like, unironically, we always have good memes that go around Twitch.
And the ecosystem.
We don't like the Madder Daddy shit.
That shit is retarded.
That shit, obviously, was a thing before us, but like...
It's so far.
But like, now people just spam it.
There has to be one kid in the chat that just says in school, just saying, Madder Daddy
Like, you know what I'm saying?
Like, there has to be just one kid.
Dude, people on Valorant would be raging
when I just say matter, daddy.
Wait, why?
I'm not even kidding.
Like, I've done it like three times probably
and the people like, dude, I don't know if I'm just unlucky,
like, I've had people freak out at me.
Wait, why?
I'm not even kidding.
I don't know.
What is that?
Why do they freak out?
Like, there's this one guy the other day
who's like, he's like, we get it, bro.
You have fucking Twitter downloaded.
And he's like, there, there, there.
just going off and I was like oh my god oh it was when we were locking locking our
agent I was like Zimba have you met her daddy and then I just started tweaking
bro and there's another time I was playing Lotus and I said it and we were
like oh my god we get it bro you fucking watch stable Ronaldo that was like my
bad y'all swear to god too but I usually open up the game with the paragraphs
I'm deaf, I'm gonna be turning off voice or I'll be turning off text chat so people aren't rude to me.
Sorry if I play wrong and I'm shotgun only.
And I usually put like GL with a heart.
It keeps you torented.
Lazy fucking arrested, y'all.
Free Fosco.
I wish the can was indestructible, bro, like I wish I could just throw it to the bottom
of this cliff and then we could go run and grab it.
I just run down the hill and fucking barrel roll.
Damn, we gotta leave the country this year.
Yeah, but I wanna like, besides like the city tour again, where I really wanna go to like
out of the states.
I low key want to do why we want to go to Iceland first room. I
Don't know what we would do
But we got to go see the the green lights. What are they called again? The northern lights. Well, I went there
It was so much fun. Yeah, I'd be really tough in nine and a lot
Don't like to crazy, I mean I like seeing photos, but bro in person. It's not as bright. You saw it. Yeah, I went once
but maybe it's I
Don't know. Maybe it was just like bad day, but like
They were cool, but when I went to Iceland, I was scared.
When I went through the security, they pulled me in, took my cameras, took my equipment,
and questioned me if I was here for some weird shit.
Fuck all that.
I really want to go to Canada.
I've been meaning to go to Canada.
Because I've never been.
I can't believe League of Legends is this fucking big.
Like, good ass.
I mean, I knew it was big, but yeah.
Fuck it.
The sun is going down, y'all.
And the sun came down and smiled at me.
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb.
This is what it's all about, chat This is what it's all fucking about
This is why we earthed Man, didn't we just all fucking like
I'm going to be scared, I'm not even kidding.
Imagine if there's a crack right there.
I'm just waiting for it to...
You know one of these days we're going to get lucky.
There's a chance, bro.
Should we do a stream where we go on a cruise?
I'd be so scared.
Really?
Yeah, I mean I'd do it.
Like even if you ever did...
It's not a bad time to go on a cruise, huh?
Oh yeah, I could get a Hentai virus.
Even if you did like a deep, like a fishing stream deep in the ocean, that should be scary.
It'd be fun.
Holy motorcycle.
I want to do a stream where like, we go in, we go visit the Titanic.
Yeah, we could do that.
I have this whole fucking plan, but if you're down.
I'm down.
I'm booking down for anything, bro.
Dead ass.
Oh, god.
I'm down for anything.
I don't think you're down for everything.
I definitely, I mean, I have been.
Okay, let's say I said we're going skydiving.
Oh, I would do, that was actually what I wanted to do, though, so that doesn't count.
Really?
Yeah, skydiving I want to do.
I'm terrified, but I would do it.
That would be like, that would be cool as shit.
Like, what if I pass out?
You'll wake up, and you have an instructor, so.
My biggest fear is like heights heights are definitely never in a million years
I do bungee jumping. Oh, I wouldn't do that
Mr. Beast came up to me
Bungie jumping yeah, that's that's also pretty scary
But like if I had to like do that for like stream for you. Yeah, I'll do it like on my own accord. I would never
I'm going to do the niche thing eventually, or you couldn't do it for a while because
apparently something happened on the track and we wanted to.
I want to go skydiving and then I do the one thing I'm scared about too is like real roller
coasters.
Like roller coasters I'm scared of.
I love roller coasters bro.
I'm not even trying.
I'm trying to find.
Like love them.
They're so fun. I'm terrified. We got to go
Even the baby ones I close my eyes on God closing your eyes makes it scarier. No, I just
There's one time I went to an amusement park and my friends growing up and I was like so nervous to get on the thing
I shit myself
Dude, I didn't have a stomach bomb the whole day and then like we're in line
And we're like about to go on the roller coaster like we're like five people before yeah, and that's when the nerves are yeah
Yeah, and I just shit myself
You didn't go on oh
Like six flags like fried fish that's fun
Or what they have what do they have here? Nautsbury farm? That's pretty fun universal. That's pretty fun
It is fucking
Brick now.
I don't know why.
Well, yeah.
I need fuckin...
I wish I had pants on now.
Six flags is like 20 minutes from me.
Bro, you know what? I went around the Hershey Park.
Does anyone know where that is?
There's only one. I think it's Philly.
The Pets of Asia.
I don't know if it's only one in the world though.
Bro, where was our new fire member?
I don't know if it's everywhere, I don't know if it's just the east coast.
Where is the one place that took you always with your students?
Like on the school bus?
Like the...
What is it called again?
School bus.
No, but like...
Coach bus?
No.
Field trip?
Yes.
Where is that one field trip spot?
Shit, I don't know.
Yeah, DC was one of them?
Have you ever done that?
Um, yeah, but I don't think I went.
That was in middle school for me.
Yeah, they make you fly there, right?
I don't know.
Or no.
Does it fly there?
There's like one field trip that's like crazy.
We would always just go to Madison because that's the capital for us.
I didn't go to the DC trip and my GPA wasn't good enough to go to the, to the, to the Six Flags field trip.
Really?
Yeah.
It ain't bad, you know?
Oh god I couldn't go.
I just feel it was bad.
I never went on like senior trips or nothing.
Yeah I didn't really do any of that shit unless it was like, I mean.
Now my shit was COVID.
I'm trying to think if I did.
I never forget.
When we went back to school during COVID, like you know that era?
Where it was like back to school.
Yeah.
When you go in during COVID.
Brought dead asses, never went in, never did my assignments, nobody cared, my teachers
dead asses didn't care.
Yeah, that was straight to zoom on the game with the zoom in the background, that was
stark season bro.
Bro, nowadays you can't do that shit.
I know.
Yo, you know what's crazy, how there's no snow days anymore.
Yeah, cause it's all online.
That shit's crazy.
That was looking at getting educated when we were in school too, like they started turning,
For me, at least, it's hard to turn the snow days into, they'll call it, on online day.
Really?
Yeah.
My show would just be snow day.
Like, I remember middle school hit snowing and I'd be so fucking hired.
Hey, middle school, yeah, it was snow days.
I played Black Ops Subra.
Yeah.
Oh my God, that shit is peaked.
See, that's peaked in me.
Bro, there was a clip of me talking to Jason about it, and it got like 10 million views
on Instagram, let me get it, and TikTok.
Would you trade everything right now to play, like, a prime video game again, like with
with your friends or family or brothers or whatever.
Oh my God, I would trade my lifestyle
to play like Black Ops 2 again for the first time,
like during that era, like being like 11 years old.
I don't know if I would, bro.
Everyone was like, there was somebody who said no.
There was somebody who said yes.
People were like, why would you ever do that
when you lived like your life?
I'm just like, bro, there is no feeling
than being like with your friends.
Like you ever think about that?
You'll never get that back.
Yeah.
I know, on God I do though,
because I literally say that to my friends like a lot.
Like sometimes I'll message my friends and be like,
bro, we'll never just be sitting in call again
or sitting in a party playing the game,
like without a single thing to worry about.
It's just, it won't happen unless we're like,
no, no, no.
Even if you were like, had a millions of dollars,
but you still have shit to worry about in your life.
When you were young, bro,
you don't have to worry about shit besides it being Sunday
and you have school the next day.
And you couldn't stay up late.
On God, that was really it.
I would dead ass just look forward to the weekend, not do homework, just play video games all day.
Yeah, take a picture of the board before you leave the room just to never take it.
Literally never look at that shit.
Like 10 minutes before it starts, like, homeroom, you just copy answers and shit.
Oh my god, actually, no.
See that one girl you're never gonna go up to.
Dude, on God, most of those girls are top shit now, though.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Bro, I'm not having kids. It's a good time.
That's why, like, sometimes, like,
like, damn, like, I wish, like, there's times when I'm like,
damn, I wish I could go back to school,
like, being, like, young and go back to school, not now.
But, like, you are...
Like, is there more pros or cons?
I feel like there's more cons.
Definitely cons.
But man, like going to school with like your friends and just being retarded.
Oh god, once I graduated...
Why don't you go to the sped kid?
Just trolling them?
No, stop.
Just cancing them?
I just want a sped kid.
Straight daps every time, bro.
Where's the sped kid for what?
I don't even know if I should say it.
I can't say. I don't know. Is it bad?
Not at all, bro.
I had a seizure.
Okay.
Okay, hold on. I can't tell the story.
I had a little parlay for that. I had a kid across from the hall one time in high school who had a seizure in class.
He wasn't sped, but it's because he hit a fucking fet cart.
On God. On God. He had a seizure.
Oh, someone hit a Fortnite cart.
Am I seeing you?
And like threw up everywhere.
I remember we had to go like on lockdown.
Yeah, yeah, we had to do like a soft lockdown.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Oh my god, it's really cold, bro.
Do you want to go?
It's up to you.
Do I have shit on my back?
Yeah, you just gotta dust it off.
I'm just gonna dump it.
Are you blocking the window?
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
Put the car bro, I don't know if the camera can keep that up.
Can I take it out cool or not?
Yeah, I mean it looks cool but like...
It could be a lot cooler if it had better zoom than that.
Are you there? I see it.
Yeah.
This shit beyond you looks fucking nuts though.
I don't even fucking understand it.
I'm fucking melting.
Should we run?
Don't fall though.
I'm gonna really run out too.
I can't get it.
I found another bag, I kidda.
I have a warm right here.
Oh man.
Hold on.
Oh sorry.
I was just...
I was hard being.
What the shit smells stinky.
Oh sorry?
It's like wet.
Did we get wet dogs?
Yeah, that's not a bad game at all.
Do I have a shower today?
I haven't done laundry since I moved in, bro.
I got like nothing left, yeah.
I'm literally down to my knuckle bra.
I wore my last pair of socks yesterday.
That's why I'm barefoot.
Bro, I haven't showered since boxing.
I was sweating so much.
Bro, I couldn't.
I didn't know the torque was at one.
Do you see the guy on the motorcycle who his bike landed on top of a telephone pole?
Do you see someone leaps over here?
It wasn't like gruesome and the guy was...
I don't see it, it's like I was gruesome.
Holy V-formation birds.
I don't see that.
Very fainted.
No, it wasn't really gruesome.
Very fainted.
No, it literally grew some.
It's actually sort of, he had like minor injuries.
This spot is golden.
It's our second time fucking coming here this week.
Heck, that was old as shit.
Look at the carpet.
Yeah.
No matter, daddy.
That's what you did.
Let's do it, Doug.
Holy drift.
What are you doing?
Me drift?
I don't know.
Oh, I heard a holy drift.
Oh, that was a nice one.
I'll be in charge of that.
You can take a photo.
How do you want to do it?
Oh, should we just take a photo?
Do you want to take the photo?
Want to do the honors, please?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Here we go.
Where are we going?
Well, I'm just going to do a front of my hair.
It's right here.
That's right man.
Wait, am I supposed to take it?
No, you take the picture of both of us.
What's going on?
What do I mean?
Okay, let's do it.
Hold on.
Good?
Yeah, yeah, I took a bunch.
I was in.
Toad that.
What's up daddy?
Yep.
Not a bad shot.
Damn, dude.
It's so fun to bring it up.
Me home.
How the fuck can we get more time from this?
We home. How the fuck can we get more time from this?
All right.
It's been real it's been fun
I'm gonna see voice tomorrow join the Twitter calm explanation or calm
Um, said stuff to the PO Box.
Exhibition mark PO, said stuff to the PO Box, y'all.
Thank you for all the stuff today, thank you for all the follow-ups, thank you to anyone
who watched the stream, even if we don't have a shit plan.
It's always fun.
I'll be live, tomorrow, on time, I didn't know I was supposed to be live today, not early.
Think about it, the car.
Hard boys.
I'll see you.
I'll see you really soon.
Peace out.
Me home.
I don't know if I ended because I can't fucking...
I got no internet.
So...
I could be ended and I could be lied.
Face on the camera?
I don't really know.
But I'm still...
I don't really know what's going on.
Am I stuck?
Here? Forever?
Yo, are you fucking, like, bricked?
It's so cold.
It's really not.
You're going through so much, are you, dick?
Yeah, but bro, you shouldn't have fucking wore that.
Yeah, I didn't think you were gonna be just sitting here.
I said we're gonna see the sunset, dick.
What the fuck are you talking about?
No, I can't end my fucking stream, dude.
No, you're coming through, bro.
Oh!
Go like...
Go on!
How is it not working?
I'm not doing it for 24 hours bro.
I'll figure this shit out.
Force out!
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