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stableronaldo

05-12-2026 · 5h 07m

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[00:03:30] Good morning!

[00:03:31] Yo FWDC was good, ABC was good, Brownie was good!

[00:03:41] Hello Alfie, hello!

[00:03:43] Good morning, good morning Mochi man, hello Scorpio too, yes!

[00:03:50] Yes, yes, I'm late because I went to the gym, oh my god, good fucking morning to everyone

[00:03:56] in the chat, yo Perch was good!

[00:03:59] Kill stealer was good five get from chunky monkey. Don't think I didn't see you you monkey

[00:04:04] I saw you dude. I fucking saw you wrote there even a 12 months fears of what's good

[00:04:08] What's good everyone house everyone doing today?

[00:04:12] Can I get a hey?

[00:04:15] Yeah, hey chat. Oh look am I glowing today? Did I?

[00:04:20] Yo by the door was good

[00:04:22] Evan was good rock out was good Parker was good mikes was good. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes

[00:04:27] Yes, yes, yes, yes, Ron, you look so good today.

[00:04:31] New player was good, Ernie was good, Taylor was good.

[00:04:35] Shout out to the ladies in the chat.

[00:04:36] If you're a lady, drop a name.

[00:04:38] 63-4 was good, John was good.

[00:04:41] Hello, hello, hey, Ron, I love your streams.

[00:04:44] Congrats on the excess.

[00:04:45] Thank you, first time chatter.

[00:04:47] You are my chatter of the day, Chico.

[00:04:49] Thank you.

[00:04:50] Thank you, bro.

[00:04:51] Yo, BCW was good, Jess was good.

[00:04:53] 52 months.

[00:04:54] Wow.

[00:04:56] 52 months.

[00:04:57] Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.

[00:04:59] Thank you.

[00:05:00] Stable Red Hyundai.

[00:05:01] Wow, okay.

[00:05:02] Drew Wall.

[00:05:03] Fuck you, Drew Wall.

[00:05:04] Did I just see you, Rhysubh?

[00:05:07] Hey, fuck Drew Wall.

[00:05:08] Can I get a retweet?

[00:05:10] Albows.

[00:05:11] Thank you for the sub.

[00:05:12] Thank you for the sub.

[00:05:15] Good morning, brody.

[00:05:16] At least you're stable.

[00:05:17] Ooh, aura.

[00:05:18] Thank you for the sub.

[00:05:19] Thank you so much.

[00:05:20] Let's do a drop soon, soon, soon, soon.

[00:05:22] Angel, what's good?

[00:05:22] Tucker, what's good?

[00:05:23] Hey, hey, what's my emo to the day, dude?

[00:05:25] That ass, what's my emo to the day?

[00:05:27] I'm trying to think yeah

[00:05:32] What is it what is it

[00:05:37] Chunky monkey with another five thank you another stupid email, bro

[00:05:42] I'm actually Somali. They were five or so. They were Nate and they were some Elvis up jumpers up

[00:05:46] It's gonna be some thank you for the 19 months George and then turtle smoking cigarette with 20 months

[00:05:51] You know what let's bring it back the evil of the day today is top

[00:05:54] Fuck it. Fuck it. Fuck it. Fuck it. Fuck it. You know what I'm saying? It's the fucking title of smoking the cigarette.

[00:06:03] It's been a minute. It's been a minute since we had a Todd attack. Why not?

[00:06:06] I came with the five! Thank you! What the fuck? Every variant of Todd is acceptable here.

[00:06:13] Dead ass.

[00:06:19] Oh my god. Thank you for the 45 months. What's good, bro? What's good?

[00:06:22] Oh, I think that's your one. Yo, guys. Two things. Good news or bad news? What do y'all want to hear first?

[00:06:30] Actually, I got double bad news, one good news. What do y'all want to hear first? Double bad news, one good news.

[00:06:38] Bad?

[00:06:41] Double bad news, double good news.

[00:06:46] Drop a meme right now if you're here from Notie. I just got to see if the Noties are here. Hold on. I just got to see real quick.

[00:06:52] the first bad news of today actually let's start with the good news today we

[00:07:04] are bringing back the building stream today we are going to build a boat and

[00:07:10] I'm not going to end my stream until I build a boat to get from one side to the

[00:07:14] other. BANG! That's one good news. Now here comes the bad news.

[00:07:32] I can't even look at y'all, man. I can't even look at y'all.

[00:07:36] Deadass, I can't even look at y'all. I can't even look at this chat, dude.

[00:07:42] I can't even look at this chatter. It's just a row of bobs done. I can't even...

[00:07:52] I just saw first-time chatters saying, looking very Jewish today. What does that mean?

[00:07:58] No Pepsi will be here today, y'all. I couldn't manage to get him here.

[00:08:12] Drop it, we miss you, Batman. Maybe we could summon him. Who knows? We miss you, Pepsi.

[00:08:25] That ass. That ass. We miss you, Pepsi. This, hey, Pepsi, this one's for you, dude.

[00:08:34] I'm sorry chat I can't do this bro I'm sorry I'm sorry chat chill bro my bad dude I can't

[00:08:52] put the bottle down bro but in better news

[00:09:09] lacy no that's actually my bad news we'll get to that in a second bad news

[00:09:15] again lacy's out of jail yeah he's out of jail that's my bad news that ass so I'm

[00:09:28] gonna have to yeah yep hey y'all said free FOSCO so much that he ended up

[00:09:34] getting out we go see him soon send him back yo I'm kidding dude and for my last

[00:09:41] good news of today as I'm building the boat guys today before we build the boat

[00:09:49] the first thing that we're gonna do to start the fucking stream to get the

[00:09:55] vibes going for everything to get lit for everyone to enjoy this whole fucking

[00:10:01] stream for everyone to just get fucking super excited for everyone to just let

[00:10:05] out their holds, holds, holds today we are doing a 15 hour stream of League of Legends

[00:10:16] before we start!

[00:10:25] I'm just fucking kidding.

[00:10:26] I'm just fucking kidding guys I will never, I'm out, I'm out.

[00:10:35] you guys I'm gonna be honest with you I'm never touching that game again can I

[00:10:39] get a retweet deadass can I get it no I do not have the fucking head-to-head

[00:10:58] virus bro oh my fucking god shut up I don't have the fucking hentai virus dude

[00:11:06] no I don't I do not have the hentai virus thank you for the seven viewer

[00:11:09] rage up me if you're from the rain appreciate you yeah can we get an

[00:11:13] email to this baby thank you thank you for the rain bro w fucking rain I don't

[00:11:16] have the hentai virus well lucky I don't have the hentai virus anyways today is

[00:11:21] gonna be a little fun stream I think we're gonna play games after we build

[00:11:25] I'm gonna be honest with you.

[00:11:27] I haven't built anything without Pepsi my whole career.

[00:11:32] Be honest, is this gonna work or no, dead ass?

[00:11:35] Is this gonna work or no?

[00:11:38] I haven't built a singular thing without Pepsi.

[00:11:42] No, no, no.

[00:11:44] Do you have a plan?

[00:11:45] So that's the thing is, I have a couple ideas, but I want to go over with the chat.

[00:11:49] Five minutes!

[00:11:50] With another 25 gifted, bro.

[00:11:52] I'm not even kidding.

[00:11:53] How many subs have you gifted in my stream?

[00:11:55] You're on top soon, you might get me a piece soon.

[00:11:58] Brother Beth, nope, we don't got Beth.

[00:11:59] But, hey guys, we have lace tonight to build.

[00:12:03] Hey boys.

[00:12:06] Thank you so much for the 25 gift at five,

[00:12:08] but thank you so much.

[00:12:09] Did you probably change that name?

[00:12:10] I'm not gonna lie.

[00:12:13] Why do I see a row of cat looking sideways?

[00:12:16] Are you fucking dead ass?

[00:12:18] Are you fucking dead ass?

[00:12:21] Also, I have a fun planned stream that I thought of.

[00:12:24] So, as you guys know, y'all have been asking me to make more music.

[00:12:28] Y'all have said, yo, Ron, you need to make more music, yo, Ron,

[00:12:33] we miss the music segments, yo, Ron, we need music tomorrow.

[00:12:39] Actually, May 14th, Shakira is dropping a World Cup song.

[00:12:43] Drop on me if you know what I'm talking about.

[00:12:46] Shakira is dropping a World Cup song.

[00:12:49] Tomorrow, I'm going to try to beat her to making the World Cup song.

[00:12:53] Okay, that sounded crazy.

[00:12:54] I'm gonna try to get,

[00:12:57] I'm gonna try to release a World Cup song

[00:12:59] before, beat her to it.

[00:13:01] I'm gonna try to get a World Cup song out

[00:13:04] before she can.

[00:13:06] And tomorrow, Maxwell Dent and Jason Maline

[00:13:10] will be in this room with stable fucking Roberto

[00:13:13] and we will be making a fucking World Cup song.

[00:13:16] Bang!

[00:13:21] Yes, yes, yes.

[00:13:23] Me, Max, and Jason.

[00:13:27] So someone say do it, David.

[00:13:28] Yo, ban him, please.

[00:13:29] Yes, tomorrow, we're gonna do it right here in this room.

[00:13:32] Instead of in the booth,

[00:13:33] it's gonna be in the Ron Stable-Renoto room.

[00:13:36] Bang!

[00:13:37] Does that gotta ring to it or no?

[00:13:40] Does that gotta ring to it or no?

[00:13:43] That look, he gotta ring to it, bro.

[00:13:45] In the Stable-Renoto room stable horse room.

[00:13:49] You should do a beat off with him.

[00:13:51] What the fuck does that mean?

[00:13:53] In the stable in the stable

[00:13:59] I'm gonna be honest with y'all I need to get my vocals up which means I need honey, right honey

[00:14:03] Is that what it is who got the better be not bad when you're going live today?

[00:14:08] I don't understand that joke still to this day

[00:14:12] Who's max you mean Prince you're getting a one-minute timeout for dick riding?

[00:14:15] I'm just gonna keep it a buck right there, but yes tomorrow

[00:14:18] We have that and then guys the next day who's ready for you know what who's ready for fucking Iceman oh

[00:14:26] We do an album review on the 14th

[00:14:30] We go listen to Drake's new album and then maybe Lucky's but Lucky we're gonna have to we're gonna pour up for Lucky's

[00:14:38] New internet I don't have new internet

[00:14:40] The people who are close to install the internet basically said we'll come soon

[00:14:45] That was the last message I saw from them. So realistically speaking, when do you think that'll fucking happen?

[00:14:53] That's probably like yeah, they hit me with a soon, but they didn't hit me with a soon they did I see me with a soon

[00:14:59] um

[00:15:00] Piggy getting injured

[00:15:02] So Lacey is out of jail. I did ask all this was his fucking brother first

[00:15:06] But Lacey is announced. He's out of jail. He's on vacation. Oh, he's on vacation in London. That's a quink of ink

[00:15:13] He's a fractured wrist

[00:15:15] Unfortunately for action my wrist

[00:15:20] Not gonna tell you how happy

[00:15:26] Bro, I'm not on my lacy you should take three weeks off dead ass you should dead ass just takes three weeks

[00:15:31] Oh, bro, your whole chat will understand man

[00:15:33] You know what I'm saying bro. Just take some time off to yourself, bro

[00:15:36] Just you know figure out this wrist strain simple as that

[00:15:40] Check this out, Voss. Album reaction at night, Sun-Yin, Fun-Yin, um, peep this. I have this word muted.

[00:15:52] Suki says he ain't-

[00:15:53] I said it understood that that meant more to him than trying to make sure to get a Twitter banger,

[00:15:58] but I was deadass, like, encouraged, and saying, yo, do that shit, do that shit, this is gonna bang, yo, do that shit.

[00:16:05] Dude, this is gonna be- it's gonna fucking banger.

[00:16:08] This is gonna actually be one of the fucking bangers of your entire life city, trust me.

[00:16:14] Not too much now, bro.

[00:16:17] You know what I'm saying?

[00:16:18] Be careful here.

[00:16:19] Me personally, I just feel like that was an insensitive issue like that.

[00:16:21] I'm gonna be honest with you, you just fell for our clipping page.

[00:16:23] I'm like, was he even talking about, I don't even know, I don't even care, but this page has been blocked for me for a while.

[00:16:27] Review this, I don't know if it's on PC, your party of the year.

[00:16:32] It's our 20th anniversary birthday, but the gifts are yours.

[00:16:35] Join the party of the earth brother all your not I can't do this, but I don't want to do this

[00:16:39] Because then what if I have something that's really embarrassing that I used to listen

[00:16:46] On your mobile, no, I can't it doesn't work doesn't work on PC. It's not on PC, which mean GG simple as that bro

[00:16:53] I'm gonna be honest dude

[00:16:55] Why do I wait I leave something why is world war 3 on your most played?

[00:17:00] Yo, dumbass, well, thank you for the five gifts, Chico.

[00:17:04] Another five gifts, and thank you, bro.

[00:17:06] Do you have a Madison?

[00:17:07] What the fuck is a Madison?

[00:17:08] Travis, this dude, say I'm God!

[00:17:15] Wait, what the f...

[00:17:17] Wait.

[00:17:18] Do I have to change my whole fucking brand?

[00:17:31] Do I dead?

[00:17:32] I've never heard this line.

[00:17:33] Do I dead ass?

[00:17:34] Do I dead ass have to change my name, get rid of my Porsche because of Travis Scott?

[00:17:41] Is that what you guys are recommending?

[00:17:44] Mm-hmm

[00:17:45] Yay into I'm not reading this fucking tweet brothers. He called you a bitch. Yo, you shut your pitch ass up, dude

[00:17:51] What is this?

[00:17:54] Bro, I don't care about no fucking hockey edit it um oh

[00:17:58] By the way, hey shout out to a

[00:18:02] At-page looks up. Yo, what are you typing in my fucking chat dude?

[00:18:06] Like bro, she's not yo like this is the type of shit you guys see a girl join my twit my twitch and you just start like

[00:18:12] Like, like, dude, like what is going on?

[00:18:16] Is this a girl though?

[00:18:16] This might be a girl.

[00:18:17] I don't know if this is a girl.

[00:18:18] This might be a girl.

[00:18:20] What are you even typing, like what are you typing about?

[00:18:24] Um, bro, shout out to people at AP by the way.

[00:18:27] I don't know if they read my email y'all.

[00:18:30] Thank y'all for respecting OG.

[00:18:33] You know what I'm saying?

[00:18:34] Here.

[00:18:35] OG, just like Audemars Piguet watch holders.

[00:18:38] The Swatch Audemars Piguet Royal Pop Collection

[00:18:41] has been revealed and this is what it is.

[00:18:42] It is a fucking pocket watch, son.

[00:18:44] The collaboration between OymupG and

[00:18:48] Sport

[00:18:49] the Royal Pop

[00:18:51] I'm sure you've seen dozens of posts about

[00:18:55] the E.P. and Sport Collapse

[00:18:59] although the most came close.

[00:19:01] Son, are y'all buying that? Get it ass, are y'all buying this?

[00:19:05] Get it ass, are y'all buying this?

[00:19:08] Son, you're buying it but I'm not buying it.

[00:19:12] And it's a FUCKING CLOUD, bro. It's a FUCKING CLOUD!

[00:19:20] No. No. No. Thank you for the 6 viewer rate.

[00:19:24] The Lord is gonna hit. Son, nobody is buying this. I'm gonna be real. Are y'all buying this?

[00:19:30] 8 fuck it.

[00:19:31] This is $200 and it's probably gonna reset for like a man.

[00:19:34] Watch us two variations. One with hour and a minute and one with an additional small second hand.

[00:19:39] Typical bright bias phenomena.

[00:19:41] Revoise, Revoise, Revoise, Revoise, shut up.

[00:19:43] Colours that we've seen in the collabs with Omega and Blancpan.

[00:19:45] This time again the mechanical system 51 movement although now it is hand bound.

[00:19:50] There are two versions with a small second hand and a crown at 3 o'clock called Montreux.

[00:19:54] This shit's kinda mid no? Am I tripping? Like no dick right? Is this not mid?

[00:19:58] Montreux de Poche Savonette.

[00:20:00] And six versions with a crown at 12 and only hours and minutes called Montreux de Poche Lepin.

[00:20:05] The price starts at 385 euro depending on the model.

[00:20:08] Like I don't even know if I would buy this if it was free. Like am I dick-ritering? Like I don't really know like

[00:20:14] It's pretty bad. They're actually tough, but why is it tough? Is it tough because it has a fucking name?

[00:20:19] You want to see some tough shit? I got y'all boys. I got- Hey y'all, hey man, ready?

[00:20:38] Look at this, boys.

[00:20:53] This is why we don't swatch.

[00:20:55] You understand me?

[00:20:56] This is the real deal.

[00:20:58] So this is the real deal, y'all.

[00:21:02] Bang!

[00:21:05] I have the first swatch AP!

[00:21:07] Wait, what if I...

[00:21:23] I have the first swatch AP!

[00:21:28] Oh! Wait, I have early access!

[00:21:33] Ron

[00:21:36] Yeah

[00:21:38] Yo, what time is it? Oh shit?

[00:21:43] Yeah

[00:21:45] Walking lick by the way, I dare you to come try to fucking kill me. Do you understand? I'll kill you wait

[00:21:49] Cardi wears his washers upside down, which means I'm gonna start doing that. He does it like this

[00:21:57] Oh shit

[00:21:59] That's kind of hard, wait, oh god, that's kind of hard, oh god, that's kind of hard,

[00:22:06] I'm not gonna lie, I'm just starting to look hard he does, is that dick riding?

[00:22:12] That's not dick riding, is it?

[00:22:13] Is that dick riding?

[00:22:14] I don't think that's dick riding, it's not dick riding, it's playboy party.

[00:22:19] Like, it's only dick riding if it's like, no, like, Marlon.

[00:22:26] like who can you dick ride without a big dick rod I would say Jordan Carter I would

[00:22:32] say like Marlin I would say like oh no bro what are your plants my plants are

[00:22:38] fucking dead bro um what are you linking me Sayid Vahs

[00:22:43] Jinx he announced the date of stable rinados 24 hour 7 marathon hardcore and

[00:22:49] revealed he's inviting him to tarpawn springs to play together in person May

[00:22:53] 29th can't end stream until beating minecraft C9 me and stable ronaldo is tarpawn springs dangerous or no

[00:23:01] our plan hard for minecraft and

[00:23:04] We cannot stop playing until we win if one of us dies we have to reset

[00:23:09] That's gonna be made 29th on top of that

[00:23:12] It's in person chat Ron is gonna be in my fucking room son me and Rod are gonna be sleeping together

[00:23:19] eating together, maybe gooning together, right?

[00:23:21] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:23:22] Jack, how many days will it take for us to-

[00:23:24] Yeah, I'm gonna be honest with you,

[00:23:25] if Jinxie dies more than three times,

[00:23:27] I'm dead, that's gonna smack the shit out of him.

[00:23:30] I really, no, not even that.

[00:23:32] I'm dead, that's just gonna just,

[00:23:33] I'm gonna just rage so badly.

[00:23:35] I have a feeling he's just gonna keep dying

[00:23:37] to some stupid shit.

[00:23:38] No, I know exactly what's gonna happen.

[00:23:40] Bro, we're gonna get to the fucking end,

[00:23:43] and then as soon as we get to the fucking end,

[00:23:45] he's gonna look at all the dudes in their eyes,

[00:23:47] and we're just gonna fucking die.

[00:23:48] And then we're gonna have to restart 500 TIMES!

[00:23:52] I'm not gonna fucking do this, bro. I'm dead ass not gonna do this, bro.

[00:23:56] I'm not a fake demon. I'm not a fake demon.

[00:23:58] See, the time is forever moving.

[00:24:00] What the fuck are you editing in my Twitter account with that heart with a bandage on it, bro?

[00:24:04] Isn't it crazy that time is forever moving?

[00:24:07] That there's nothing we could slow down right now. We're just always moving.

[00:24:10] Always.

[00:24:11] Time is ticking right now, every second.

[00:24:13] And we're spending this time looking trouble.

[00:24:17] What the fuck?

[00:24:18] You think it's crazy that time is bruh?

[00:24:27] Listen bruh, I'm grateful for Marlon and I'm grateful for this community, don't ask.

[00:24:31] He genuinely look excited to help too.

[00:24:33] Why are they always hurting Ronnie's feelings bro?

[00:24:35] At least hurt Silky and Jason's feelings as much as Ron.

[00:24:37] They're worse humans than him.

[00:24:40] Like what am I even reading dude?

[00:24:42] I'm dead ass.

[00:24:44] Like what am I even reading?

[00:24:46] Trio, Ron Miss Jason, and I miss Lacey. Where the fuck is Jason now that I think about it?

[00:24:50] Lacey's coming back soon, but where's Jason? I don't even, where the, why isn't he here? Where is he?

[00:24:55] What? Oh, he's in Texas? Dead ass? Oh, I didn't even know that. I forgot. Stable updates was too

[00:25:07] shot. Wait, what is Scorporges there? Stable updates was too shy to show you this, but he

[00:25:13] bought this with his Twitter check.

[00:25:26] Congratulations dude, I'm not gonna lie, this is a good piece. This is actually a great

[00:25:31] fucking piece, bro. You know what I'm saying? I'm proud of you. Keep going man. No!

[00:25:37] Y'all, come on, bro.

[00:25:38] Lot, yo.

[00:25:40] Yo, this is nice, man.

[00:25:41] This is a great fucking piece, dude.

[00:25:44] This is a great, this is a great piece.

[00:25:46] First start piece, bro.

[00:25:48] You know, maybe we could do a gym instead.

[00:25:51] I don't know if that's, is that too rough?

[00:25:53] I don't really know.

[00:25:54] I got my own cat burger.

[00:25:56] I lowkey want to buy another cat

[00:25:57] and I want to name him cheese, dead ass.

[00:25:59] I want to have another cat and I want to name him cheese

[00:26:01] and just have cheese and burger running out of my room.

[00:26:05] I don't know.

[00:26:06] What is this?

[00:26:07] Laze is hilarious, bro.

[00:26:09] I walked out of my room today.

[00:26:10] Look what I saw, chat, let me show you all.

[00:26:14] What the fuck happened to Laze?

[00:26:15] What, is he dead?

[00:26:21] I just see Laze, bro.

[00:26:22] So this is what Laze is fucking doing

[00:26:25] if he's not in my room.

[00:26:27] So Laze is just dead.

[00:26:30] Yo, oh my God.

[00:26:33] Bro, you might as well fucking

[00:26:34] put cucumbers on your eyes, dude.

[00:26:36] I'm dead ass.

[00:26:37] He's just tanning.

[00:26:39] Holy shit, bro.

[00:26:41] Holy fucking shit.

[00:26:42] I don't remember this number,

[00:26:45] but I'm still attached to it.

[00:26:48] Yo, you know what's crazy to think about?

[00:26:49] I think I talked about this before.

[00:26:51] You know, one year ago today, we were still in Broadlawn.

[00:26:54] Isn't that so fucking weird to think about?

[00:26:57] Like, isn't that just like weird?

[00:26:59] Like, we weren't in our first house altogether.

[00:27:01] We weren't out of that house until like the end of May.

[00:27:05] Like wait have we had two sub-a-thons then does that mean does that mean the first sub-a-thon wait no I'm an idiot

[00:27:18] No but the juke the thing is right

[00:27:21] I'm like, I'm kind of stupid, it's like, perfect, man.

[00:27:24] Yo, so how do you find me, man?

[00:27:26] I'm getting sick, damn, by the way.

[00:27:27] Classic.

[00:27:28] You're not a fan.

[00:27:30] What's in your hand, bro?

[00:27:32] Look at my family.

[00:27:33] Oh, shit.

[00:27:34] I'm just fucking kidding.

[00:27:35] What is this?

[00:27:39] It's kind of freaky, but yeah.

[00:27:41] Thank you, bro.

[00:27:42] Um, stable Rinaldo shared a photo flexing his new watch.

[00:27:49] Why do I see these tweets on my fucking time like I have

[00:27:53] Like I'm dead shit like it's just like everything that I see dude is just like I just lose brain cells on fucking every social media nowadays

[00:28:01] Well, I open up my tiktok and I see tongue tongue tongue so whore using an axe chopping up an alligator stomach

[00:28:07] And then he dove into the alligator stomach and then he built like this little fucking cave house in his stomach

[00:28:13] And I had like four million likes or something like that

[00:28:16] I don't I don't I don't understand like what happened to the internet. That's not good tiktoks. That's I'm losing brain cells, bro

[00:28:22] Yeah, Lacey is back. We back

[00:28:25] Sonion ooh sonion button. That's a good fucking emote. We got going on

[00:28:33] Who the fuck is this supposed to be a fucking seal

[00:28:37] speaking on singing big wait speaking on singing big news David appears in his

[00:28:43] This courtroom jail jumps to a jackals.

[00:28:50] They should literally just put him in a cell for the rest of his life, instead of there

[00:28:57] for another 80 years, just like wondering what is going on in his world.

[00:29:03] You know what I'm saying?

[00:29:04] Like in his brain, dead ass.

[00:29:08] They should literally just put him in a cell for like 80 years, bro.

[00:29:14] Let him just die in a fucking cell, rotten hell.

[00:29:17] What is this?

[00:29:18] Rod needs to go here for a stream.

[00:29:19] Where the fuck is this in the world?

[00:29:27] This looks fucking beautiful.

[00:29:35] This is not California.

[00:29:38] Point Nobo's natural reserve.

[00:29:41] Hold on.

[00:29:44] Google Maps.

[00:29:46] Let me do my destination as 3911 Oceta Avenue.

[00:29:50] Directions.

[00:29:55] That shit says it's 126 hours.

[00:29:58] Oh wait, no, that's a walk.

[00:29:59] Wait, that's in California?

[00:30:01] It's five hours away?

[00:30:06] Should I go here?

[00:30:08] This is beautiful

[00:30:10] What the fuck?

[00:30:12] That's actually beautiful

[00:30:14] Guys, I did see the dude that ran

[00:30:17] 370 miles. I think I'm gonna try to walk across the whole country

[00:30:21] Is that a good streamer now walking across the whole United States? What is this?

[00:30:27] Instead of just like yeah shit hasn't changed

[00:30:38] I'm gonna be so dead ass I always like randomly get that clip on my stream like

[00:30:59] bro do you know how fat I actually used to be like dead ass no it's insane first

[00:31:06] Well this video is half a million views on YouTube bro look how fat I was you know what we're here for

[00:31:13] Like bro, this doesn't even this doesn't look like me like seriously stop saying like this was shit, bro

[00:31:20] Like just actually answer my bro look how fucking different I look

[00:31:24] Yo, this does not look like me. This looks like a fucking jump scare

[00:31:36] We need to cross the net meals make that

[00:31:46] Pronto come on now there I'm a fucking bum oh my god no this this there's like a

[00:31:53] part in here that I look fucking huge it's like does anyone know oh my god

[00:31:59] Yo, this is the photo I thought was photoshopped.

[00:32:03] I'm dead ass serious.

[00:32:05] I thought this photo was photoshopped.

[00:32:08] People used to send me this.

[00:32:10] And I dead ass used to think this was photoshopped.

[00:32:13] I still think Ziggy edited this and put like a filter on me.

[00:32:17] Bro, do you think it's my shirt though or no?

[00:32:20] Like is it my shirt or is it me?

[00:32:24] What the f*** is this?

[00:32:25] A kaisos.

[00:32:26] You're really back in the f***ing field right now.

[00:32:28] I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

[00:32:29] We're back.

[00:32:30] I'm so choked.

[00:32:31] You're just fat.

[00:32:32] What is the most replayed in this video?

[00:32:37] Well, maybe I made your day better?

[00:32:42] Maybe my face?

[00:32:45] Wait, she said, mmm, that's your sugar.

[00:32:48] Yeah, but you forgot on shake.

[00:32:50] Shake that ass!

[00:32:51] Drive, drive!

[00:32:52] You're just, you're just out in the, I'm in the passenger.

[00:32:57] What is wrong with you pull over the car right now come up here and pull over get out of the

[00:33:04] You know what I'm starting to realize was I funnier when I was fat

[00:33:10] Maybe I gotta get fat. Maybe I did I have to get fat again

[00:33:14] low-key

[00:33:15] What if I just get fat and I buzz my head fat and chopped equal like bro fat

[00:33:22] Chopped is funny like when I'm good-looking and like I'm skinny like bro. I'm just not it's funny

[00:33:35] Chew your food

[00:33:45] I'm fucking ugly oh my god, dude. I'm dead-ass fucking ugly

[00:33:53] Yo, ah, by the way, I saw LeBron James get swept last night

[00:34:10] She's kind of fucking sad dude start calling him LeFraud

[00:34:14] It's not calling him fucking LeFraud, bro

[00:34:17] We might actually witnessed him retire dude like

[00:34:20] I'm seeing my brawn training brawny like what is this even

[00:34:30] Shit and people like

[00:34:32] 7,000 likes silky and moose have a 20 minute heated argument over losing to Marlin and basketball

[00:34:41] Wait, so this is what was happening while I was at the beach they were just arguing they were just arguing

[00:35:20] Shit like this is like where you stop talking you just put on the gloves, bro

[00:35:23] It's like why are we arguing right now? You know what I'm saying like why are we fucking arguing?

[00:35:28] It's like just put on the gloves bro shut up both y'all are pussy if you're not gonna put on the gloves

[00:35:41] We have a combined age of 132 fucking arguing dude

[00:35:50] Right here!

[00:35:51] Hector!

[00:35:52] I'm okay with that!

[00:35:53] But any motherfucker that was doing a sweater vest and a wolf and like they vowed it, you're

[00:35:56] patting in the same boat.

[00:35:57] I'm on the right, you're on the left.

[00:35:59] Cut that shit out.

[00:36:00] Cut it out.

[00:36:01] We two sides in the same boat.

[00:36:03] Oh, today we're done.

[00:36:06] This isn't real though.

[00:36:07] They weren't actually mad at each other, were they?

[00:36:09] This is like system like, I lost, I mean bro, if I lost to Marlon, I'd be this bad too,

[00:36:14] bro.

[00:36:15] Marlon is just, whew.

[00:36:19] wait oh my god the last word a classic move that's a classic move bro that's

[00:36:31] the move you do when like you just like oh my god you know what I'm saying

[00:36:36] shit's about to be cool it's about to be fun and it's just like you got to just

[00:36:39] say one more thing, just to fucking just get it keep going.

[00:37:09] one on one wait did they end up playing for a man that's what you say what the

[00:37:15] fuck

[00:37:18] you know we said it's two days ago i can't game but you know this game

[00:37:21] they didn't play

[00:37:24] sorry besides third shit okay

[00:37:27] they can see picking oh my god

[00:37:30] yo never will love you i don't have premarital sex on my dad i don't

[00:37:33] will love you

[00:37:36] That's seriously silk?

[00:37:39] Wait, so I'm confused.

[00:37:46] Did they ever end up playing?

[00:37:48] So they never ended up playing, they never ended up playing.

[00:37:58] Honestly, this sounds like they're flirting.

[00:38:00] I'm going to be the guy to say it.

[00:38:02] Maybe I'm crazy.

[00:38:04] I still don't understand like I gotta really understand what is a word to bro even mean like is that just like it's like word to my brother

[00:38:19] Me like I mean I just it's like why is that the

[00:38:25] They got

[00:38:34] Yo, oh, it actually got heated I'm not gonna lie. Yeah, ladies if this was me and you were to bro

[00:38:52] We would have slammed everyone in this room

[00:38:58] Whoa, whoa, whoa words to my mother way it's getting serious. Hold on

[00:39:04] I don't know what's wrong with it, I can't feel my mother.

[00:39:05] What's with my mother?

[00:39:06] I'm lucky.

[00:39:07] I'll be happy.

[00:39:08] It gets real heavy work.

[00:39:09] Call the girl right now.

[00:39:10] I can't cry.

[00:39:11] What are you talking about?

[00:39:12] I don't know.

[00:39:13] What's with my mother?

[00:39:14] I'm the same mother.

[00:39:15] I'll cry.

[00:39:16] I'll cry.

[00:39:17] Wallahi word to bro, word to my mother, and then we just see Marlon's beautiful smile.

[00:39:21] This is me.

[00:39:22] Say the same shit.

[00:39:23] Fuck you.

[00:39:24] That's...

[00:39:25] That's...

[00:39:26] Wait, he didn't want a box?

[00:39:28] Lucky him.

[00:39:29] Oh, oh, oh.

[00:39:30] Wait, Moose didn't want a box?

[00:39:32] oh my god it's always like this like made-up scenario just fucking put on the

[00:39:54] gloves dude right we're doing 2v1 like that's just like the excuse of just

[00:40:00] Like that's the excuse of just like I don't want to fight bro. This is like like words of my mother brother. This is sad, bro

[00:40:21] See like conversation shifts now and I like words of my dad's the conversations that like we could have seen them beat each other man

[00:40:28] Bro Marlon would have taken you guys out with fucking lasers in his eyes. Don't ever talk to him

[00:40:34] Why'd you talk it?

[00:40:42] My god

[00:40:45] I dead as Michelle is here on my soul, I would have just made a hell. Oh my god chat

[00:40:51] This is where we would have made this shit about us dead ass

[00:40:53] We would have made this shit about us. This is where we would have made it about us

[00:41:03] Bro I'm not gonna lie. You see they're high cortisol right now. I'm low cortisol dead ass. Oh

[00:41:10] Man, and then I saw like a tweet that said Silky's leaving core bro guys whoo like no one's

[00:41:16] Bro, no one's leaving bro. We're locked in forever. We signed a contract with each other that says we're locked in until we're all 80

[00:41:22] silky is genuinely one of one W stream

[00:41:32] there's no way this has to be

[00:41:43] this has to be edit

[00:41:52] This is what I'm gonna do at the three hour mark y'all.

[00:42:04] What's a good length of a stream to make you guys satisfied?

[00:42:08] I would say it's like five hours, a minimum.

[00:42:10] I would say the minimum five hours, dead ass.

[00:42:17] He's done this too many times, seven hours, got it.

[00:42:19] I would say like four to five hours is a good time.

[00:42:22] I show speed feeding and barking at sharks while scuba diving.

[00:42:25] Oh, I did it!

[00:42:27] That's fine.

[00:42:28] While he's barking at sharks scuba diving,

[00:42:30] I'm typing scuba in my chat barking at Scorpi.

[00:42:34] Chatting on speed, bro.

[00:42:35] This is actually crazy.

[00:42:36] I don't understand how he has service down here.

[00:42:39] Like actually, I don't get it.

[00:42:41] I don't fucking get it.

[00:42:42] What is this?

[00:42:43] I

[00:42:54] Nice you did this what

[00:43:04] Yeah, just talking about matter daddy what it's matter daddy

[00:43:07] What it's matter

[00:43:09] I'm not gonna lie, bro. Like I know that me and Laysword the first people to ever say this

[00:43:14] I'm sure this is I've been a joke like the matter baby, whatever the fuck, but I'm not gonna lie, bro

[00:43:19] This shit is getting out of fucking hand dude. I swear to God

[00:43:22] What is it?

[00:43:25] Not only is he organic streaming funny, but he's genuinely a good person

[00:43:30] I'm only saying this because of the experience I had with him

[00:43:33] But I just seen he rated a random streamer who's talking about chasing his dream of one day having 10,000 viewers with them

[00:43:39] That man Ron raided him last night and he had two miles of beauty to call him my friend.

[00:43:43] Thank you dude.

[00:43:43] That's a beautiful woman. I'm not in the line.

[00:43:45] Also I can say Ron has given me the opportunity to make a segment with him within a good 30 seconds, you know.

[00:43:51] But it's still a segment, you know, and a lot of people...

[00:43:53] You know, bro, what's your chance, brother?

[00:43:55] Should we give you a segment with a lot of these creators?

[00:43:57] And I'm just blessed to be able to have a moment with them.

[00:43:59] Shout out to Stay With Me, brother. It's your show.

[00:44:00] Right, right, right. You need to compete me on the next round.

[00:44:03] How do you draw?

[00:44:04] No, you're too strong. You're too strong. Are you okay?

[00:44:07] Honestly, I feel like I'm not gonna...

[00:44:08] I used to be so fucking...

[00:44:09] How'd you draw this?

[00:44:10] Like, was my hair just super long?

[00:44:12] Like, should I go back to long hair?

[00:44:14] Should I cut it?

[00:44:16] Like, I don't know if I like this hair.

[00:44:19] You guys said I'm used to before I even write anything.

[00:44:22] I was about to say I used to be so skinny.

[00:44:24] So, like, you guys would have literally just been hyping me up.

[00:44:27] No?

[00:44:28] What is the best hair I've had?

[00:44:30] We have this conversation every now and then,

[00:44:31] but I really want to switch it up.

[00:44:32] Like, do I go back long, bro?

[00:44:34] Like, I really want to go back long.

[00:44:37] I deadass want to go back blonde. I'm so serious. I really want to go back blonde

[00:44:43] Ron boxing. I mean hell yeah, bro. I've been boxing every single fucking day

[00:44:47] I'm gonna get to the point where I can beat everyone in this chat's ass up. I swear to God

[00:44:52] My goal my goal is to beat up everyone in this house in 30 seconds

[00:44:57] Just like become like a fucking fruit ninja. You know what I'm saying just fucking goaded

[00:45:03] W dad W mom W son

[00:45:05] Son.

[00:45:15] Hold on, I gotta fucking fix my-

[00:45:19] Hold on.

[00:45:23] Wait, can you guys hear my ears pop if I put it close to the mic? Listen, listen, listen. I'm not even kidding, ready?

[00:45:27] Before anyone says anything about sex they broke because I know the new viewers are gonna get

[00:45:44] Did y'all hear that I know

[00:45:46] I heard it, bro, it's popping.

[00:45:57] Does anyone else's ears just get fucked?

[00:45:59] Like, not like, fucked, but like, it just hurts.

[00:46:02] 1.7 million likes.

[00:46:04] Marlin press R.

[00:46:05] Use Marlin!

[00:46:06] Use your ulti!

[00:46:07] Marlin, use your ulti!

[00:46:08] I'll use it!

[00:46:09] No, you did not!

[00:46:10] Please press R, Marlin!

[00:46:11] More Marlin!

[00:46:21] Oh my god!

[00:46:23] Marlin is a good looking guy bro.

[00:46:25] He's not.

[00:46:26] Bro I told Marlin.

[00:46:28] I said bro, I don't know how good the stream will do,

[00:46:32] but the clips out of it will be generational.

[00:46:35] Imagine Marlin tries to beat out of ring.

[00:46:41] I

[00:46:55] Didn't he tried to beat out for I said it would just be the most dumb shit ever bro

[00:46:59] Like it would Jen Jenily Jenily serious with the dumbish. It's not happening

[00:47:07] Yeah, I don't think his community would like it

[00:47:11] He could do it. What is this?

[00:47:16] Oh, no for this fucking matter, daddy

[00:47:20] What is this?

[00:47:21] Jinxie streamer tournament becomes the fourth most viewed League of Legends event this year this tournament peaked at

[00:47:31] 831,000 viewers Wow

[00:47:34] That is actually insane

[00:47:36] Bro, I'm not even kidding, JinxieDeadass brings like every community together.

[00:47:40] I give a lot of props to dude, bro.

[00:47:43] This is nuts, bro.

[00:47:44] This is deadass nuts.

[00:47:45] Didn't he get like 300,000 followers on Twitch yesterday or not?

[00:47:49] Like, I saw someone say that.

[00:47:53] I missed this era, no cap.

[00:47:56] Bro, this is just nostalgia for me because I'm going to be honest with you.

[00:48:06] This was a rockin ass segment.

[00:48:08] But it was funny.

[00:48:09] You took the hook.

[00:48:13] LIS!

[00:48:14] Check the group chat, yo, who the fuck are you?

[00:48:31] Also, by the way, I'm pretty sure I saw,

[00:48:34] did I see a tweet that said Maya Ted Talk?

[00:48:37] Did she actually do her Ted Talk?

[00:48:44] This is nuts.

[00:48:46] Bro, is Maya the fucking goat or no?

[00:48:50] Like, what could I have a Ted Talk for?

[00:48:53] Deadass, could I ever have a Ted Talk?

[00:48:57] So my mission is to use the internet

[00:49:00] to build our next generation of conservationists.

[00:49:03] And I have not been doing this for all that long.

[00:49:04] Okay, I was born in 1998, so I will get that out of the way.

[00:49:07] But after that, but after that I got started.

[00:49:09] So, I grew up on a farm and I always loved animals.

[00:49:12] So we had rabbits and horses and chickens,

[00:49:15] and we named it, we had it, and I loved it.

[00:49:18] So then, when I was 18 and in college, naturally,

[00:49:22] I got a job as a zookeeper.

[00:49:24] So I put on the safari outfit,

[00:49:25] and I would bring animals like,

[00:49:27] I didn't even know this!

[00:49:29] What the- I didn't even know this!

[00:49:29] ...to schools and birthday parties to teach kids about wildlife.

[00:49:31] It's a pretty cool job.

[00:49:33] It was really awesome.

[00:49:34] So then one night after work, I met some friends online who were live streaming themselves

[00:49:38] playing video games on Twitch, and I had no idea what that meant.

[00:49:43] But I learned that I could broadcast myself live on this website doing whatever I wanted,

[00:49:47] so I could cook, I could sing, or I could play video games.

[00:49:51] That's how she started?

[00:49:52] I didn't even know this.

[00:49:53] And if people enjoyed watching it-

[00:49:55] How does she, Ted Talk, we have to have a Todd Talk.

[00:49:59] How does she have nine viewers but her chance

[00:50:01] of moving this fast with seven TV back in the day?

[00:50:03] They would send me tips, so cash, actual real money.

[00:50:08] And as a college student, that's pretty freaking sweet.

[00:50:11] So I started streaming to about 10 viewers at a time,

[00:50:15] almost every day.

[00:50:15] That's crazy.

[00:50:17] Then one night after one of these live streams,

[00:50:18] I got a call from a zookeeper friend

[00:50:20] about this red-tailed hawk who had been hit by a car.

[00:50:22] The red-tailed hawk, that's what a dab shots.

[00:50:25] So we brought B, that's what we called him, home to my college house and I started to

[00:50:30] rehabilitate him in my backyard.

[00:50:33] So then one night I'm live streaming, I'm cooking, I'm talking about this new hawk in

[00:50:37] my backyard and one of my viewers didn't believe me, they didn't believe that I had a bird

[00:50:42] in my backyard and I could not have that.

[00:50:45] So I put my falconry glove on and I brought the bird inside, it was legendary.

[00:50:50] What the fuck?

[00:50:52] Because I have a problem and one of the people

[00:50:56] Yo, this actually is nuts. I did not know this.

[00:50:59] Yo, this is a whole fucking hole.

[00:51:02] Watching this stream made a short video of this moment and they shared it on Reddit.

[00:51:07] And it went viral.

[00:51:08] Reddit is classic.

[00:51:09] So my viewership shot up overnight and I started live streaming Beans rehabilitation process.

[00:51:14] So I'd call him from his perch to my glove and the people watching my stream

[00:51:18] Started becoming as invested as I was in his recovery. It was like they were doing it with me sort of which was the coolest thing

[00:51:25] But I've ever done. Wait, does anyone know her lore of like where did it get posted that it got so big?

[00:51:30] Did like what reddit posts like is that I wonder if people could find the original post that would be so fucking cool

[00:51:35] I'm and then eventually because I was reaching so many people with beans story the zoo that I worked at

[00:51:40] started allowing me to bring in like cockatoos and

[00:51:43] And reptiles home to present on my live stream. That's cool slide

[00:51:48] So suddenly somehow she's a really good talker zoo outreach job that I had into a work-from-home

[00:51:55] Situation right which is awesome, but instead of reaching 20 kids at a time in a classroom

[00:52:00] I was reaching thousands of people at a time all over the world

[00:52:05] So this is when it really clicked like I'm not gonna lie like I kind of just thought about it like I'm pretty fucking like slow

[00:52:11] Like I don't need people to retweet that,

[00:52:13] but like I'm usually very bad with my attention span

[00:52:16] and I usually click all videos

[00:52:17] and I usually skip through videos,

[00:52:19] even if it's like 10 minutes, et cetera.

[00:52:21] But I'm not gonna lie, like I'm pretty engaged right now.

[00:52:24] This is pretty good.

[00:52:25] Right?

[00:52:26] I wanted to do this for the rest of my life,

[00:52:28] but I wanted to do it at a much, much larger scale.

[00:52:32] So then two years later, at 22 years old,

[00:52:34] I came up with a plan

[00:52:35] and the vision was to build an animal sanctuary

[00:52:38] that nobody visits, or at least not in person.

[00:52:41] So we would rescue animals and build huge animal enclosures

[00:52:44] and we would livestream conservation education

[00:52:47] programs online.

[00:52:48] I was there for that, I was there.

[00:52:50] The way that they fell in love with being.

[00:52:52] We got featured.

[00:52:53] Our animals would be able to reach millions and millions

[00:52:56] of people without having to meet a single one of them

[00:52:59] in person.

[00:53:01] And then, of course, I would summarize all of the capital

[00:53:04] to do all of these things and build this entire facility

[00:53:07] in one single live stream,

[00:53:09] which is the craziest idea that I've ever had.

[00:53:11] But this is crazier, it worked somehow.

[00:53:14] So I'm live streaming one day and there's some,

[00:53:17] oh, thank you, hello.

[00:53:18] Thank you so much, thank you so much.

[00:53:22] So I'm live streaming one day

[00:53:23] and someone in my live chat said,

[00:53:26] Maya, if we raise $500,000,

[00:53:29] would you shave your head on stream?

[00:53:32] And I said, yeah, don't.

[00:53:34] Wait, me and her did the exact same,

[00:53:36] She copied stable or no, no, because I got $500,000.

[00:53:41] I shaved my head, though.

[00:53:43] Because who won?

[00:53:44] The difference is I didn't donate.

[00:53:50] Do that.

[00:53:50] Who in the right room wouldn't do that?

[00:53:51] Apparently, that was pretty motivating, though,

[00:53:53] because over the course of a 21-hour-long livestream,

[00:53:57] we fundraised $573,000.

[00:54:01] Wow.

[00:54:02] I did not know that.

[00:54:04] To vote the sanctuary.

[00:54:06] So I bought some land in Austin, Texas,

[00:54:08] started building animal enclosures,

[00:54:10] and I started growing my hair back.

[00:54:11] That takes about two years, in case anyone was curious.

[00:54:14] And these screens are huge.

[00:54:17] That is a huge picture of me bald in front of a lot of people.

[00:54:20] Heck, wow.

[00:54:20] OK.

[00:54:22] So next up was rescuing animals.

[00:54:25] OK, so Aapa and Momo are marmosets.

[00:54:27] They're these very tiny, very, very tiny.

[00:54:30] Wait, is the one that I met, no?

[00:54:32] Someone originally bought them as pets online.

[00:54:34] But then after years of inadequate care,

[00:54:36] they were brought to us for rehabilitation.

[00:54:38] So they now live it all there,

[00:54:39] so they'll teach people about the-

[00:54:40] Hey, which one was the one

[00:54:41] that was like super fucking mean to me?

[00:54:44] There was one of them that fucking hated me.

[00:54:46] It bit me, I'm pretty sure, you remember?

[00:54:51] Appa?

[00:54:52] Apa?

[00:54:53] I don't know how to pronounce it.

[00:54:54] Exploitation of primate.

[00:54:55] The other one, Light Train.

[00:54:57] And about the importance of conserving

[00:54:58] their rainforest habitats too.

[00:55:00] They all-

[00:55:01] No, shut the fuck up!

[00:55:03] Goddamn talking about stop pausing, bitch, yo!

[00:55:05] Who are you talking to like that?

[00:55:07] So have a little iPad to play games on now.

[00:55:11] Very, very cute.

[00:55:13] Finn is an American Red Fox.

[00:55:15] Finn, classic.

[00:55:16] He was confiscated from the illegal pet trade in California.

[00:55:18] So he and his best friend Reed now live it all this

[00:55:20] to help teach people about the nightmare

[00:55:22] that is the fur trade.

[00:55:24] Helping to build a new generation of-

[00:55:26] Wait, show the, show the, show the, yeah!

[00:55:29] Winnie the new.

[00:55:29] Winnie!

[00:55:31] Chocolate milk, strawberry milk, classic,

[00:55:34] if you know you know.

[00:55:35] She's a cow, she was rescued from a beef operation in Oklahoma.

[00:55:39] She lives at Alves to help teach people about commercial agriculture and how to impact animal

[00:55:43] welfare and our planet.

[00:55:44] That's like one of my most real, one way that viewers can support the sanctuary is by feeding

[00:55:47] when you treats.

[00:55:48] So a $5 donation made online results in treats being disbanded.

[00:55:53] Wait!

[00:55:54] Maya, this is brilliant.

[00:55:55] Okay, every $5 donation I get, I'll eat.

[00:55:59] Oh, God, I'll do that.

[00:56:00] With that, I'll get us to a 24-hour stream if I swear to God, this is actually genius.

[00:56:07] Oh my God, this is genius.

[00:56:08] Yeah, this automated Twitter.

[00:56:10] To date, that tree feeder has generated over $30,000 in funding for the sanctuary.

[00:56:17] Isn't that crazy?

[00:56:19] There's a lot of trees.

[00:56:22] She's a very happy cow.

[00:56:26] Since 2019, through live streaming, I have raised over $7.5 million for conservation

[00:56:32] causes across the globe.

[00:56:39] In 2025 alone, we reached over 250 million people with conservation education online.

[00:56:48] So over 10 million classrooms, just like the ones that I was bringing zoo animals to in

[00:56:52] college just in the last year.

[00:56:55] Alveas is now home to rescued parrots and emus and monkeys and wolf dogs and more and

[00:57:01] we have this 30 hours that are live streaming them 24 hours a day.

[00:57:06] But the beautiful thing about these live cameras is our animals are all blissfully unaware

[00:57:12] of the thousands of eyes on them at any given time.

[00:57:16] Not being open to the public means that our animals are less stressed by the unpredictable

[00:57:19] factors that come with people visiting.

[00:57:21] True.

[00:57:22] Right?

[00:57:23] It also means that we've never had to divert any of our funding.

[00:57:24] to get experiences like gift shops and concession stands and parking lots.

[00:57:30] But one of the most positive benefits is we've developed one of the most

[00:57:33] accessible zoom models in the world. Anyone with an internet connection can visit our animals for

[00:57:40] free from their device on from anywhere. You guys are part of this because you watch it. Me.

[00:57:46] Our online demographic, our online community, they range from about 17 to 28 years. We are our

[00:57:52] our nation's new voters, new consumers,

[00:57:55] and up-and-coming decision-makers.

[00:57:57] We hold the future of this planet in our hands.

[00:58:01] But most of our online community didn't even

[00:58:03] join with an interest in environmentalism at all.

[00:58:05] They are just normal people, internet users

[00:58:08] who stumbled across our content in one of their many, many

[00:58:10] feeds.

[00:58:11] Alvea Sanctuary brings conservation to young people,

[00:58:14] largely by meeting them where they already are,

[00:58:17] which is on social media.

[00:58:19] Wow.

[00:58:20] But before social media, TV programming

[00:58:22] was establishing the best examples of conservationists,

[00:58:25] right?

[00:58:25] Heroes, like C. Rowan, and David Attenborough.

[00:58:29] Oh, my god.

[00:58:30] And Jane Goodall.

[00:58:31] These are obviously some of my personal heroes,

[00:58:34] probably some of yours, as well as they should be.

[00:58:36] These guys rock, right?

[00:58:37] But for most of us, it can be really hard

[00:58:40] to see ourselves in such legends.

[00:58:42] It leaves us feeling like that work is just a far-off dream

[00:58:44] that only other people achieve.

[00:58:47] but at Alves, that dream was a piece of far off.

[00:58:50] For our viewers, Alves is a dream.

[00:58:52] Oh my god, look at Stompy's, bitch-ass dude.

[00:58:55] I love him so much.

[00:58:56] Yo, Stompy's actually goaded.

[00:58:58] I didn't imagine this like Stompy was in a Pokeball

[00:59:01] brawl and I could just throw him to just like a,

[00:59:03] yo, Stompy looks goaded.

[00:59:05] One of them.

[00:59:06] And I get told to shout out, I achieved.

[00:59:07] From within a space that they're already a part of.

[00:59:11] And they get to be a part of it all, live.

[00:59:15] So we're just getting started.

[00:59:16] Our next step is taking this Alveas approach to the wild.

[00:59:19] We're building a new facility

[00:59:21] where we're going to breed endangered species.

[00:59:22] I got a pause for this one, I'm not gonna lie.

[00:59:24] Someone just said I pause more than Dante, shut up, bro.

[00:59:26] Don't ever compare me to Dante, how he pauses, bro.

[00:59:29] I had to pause for that one.

[00:59:31] I'm sorry, y'all.

[00:59:32] I had to pause for that one.

[00:59:34] Alveas approach to the wild.

[00:59:35] We're building a new facility

[00:59:37] where we're going to breed endangered species

[00:59:39] at Alveas for reintroduction and release into the wild.

[00:59:42] We're starting with the recovery

[00:59:44] of critically endangered wolves.

[00:59:46] Hope is that people will fall in love with these wolves,

[00:59:49] the way that they fell in love with Bean,

[00:59:50] that bird from college.

[00:59:52] We hope that they'll care really deeply

[00:59:54] about these individuals and then in turn,

[00:59:57] about the wild places that we return them to.

[01:00:00] Millions and millions and millions and millions

[01:00:03] and millions of brand new conservationists

[01:00:05] fighting for wildlife and wild places,

[01:00:08] all doing it from their homeless.

[01:00:11] So my mission is to use the internet

[01:00:13] to build our next generation of conservationists.

[01:00:16] And I think it's working.

[01:00:18] Thank you.

[01:00:19] Wow.

[01:00:20] Wow.

[01:00:20] Thank you.

[01:00:21] Wow.

[01:00:21] Thank you.

[01:00:28] Wow, that's crazy.

[01:00:29] I'm not going to lie, Maya is actually the go.

[01:00:32] Like, you did ask Maya, you did ask inspired me.

[01:00:35] And I know the chat, Shakespeare has a trouble.

[01:00:37] You inspired me.

[01:00:37] This is crazy.

[01:00:39] She really, yo, I can't believe it.

[01:00:42] A little clas-

[01:00:43] Oop.

[01:00:45] This is a classic reel.

[01:00:46] Bro, this is one of my most viewed reels ever.

[01:00:50] Seven million likes.

[01:00:52] I think it has like 50 million views or 70 million views.

[01:00:55] Brown, does she make chocolate milk?

[01:00:57] How does this work?

[01:00:58] No, chocolate milk is just milk with chocolate syrup in it.

[01:01:00] It has nothing to do with cows.

[01:01:02] Okay, that's good to know, no.

[01:01:04] But strawberry milk comes from cows that are like light pink.

[01:01:07] Are you serious?

[01:01:08] No.

[01:01:10] I actually thought this because I thought,

[01:01:11] Do you know how Mooshrooms?

[01:01:13] Does anyone know about Mooshrooms from Minecraft?

[01:01:16] Doesn't it produce different,

[01:01:17] doesn't it produce different fucking like,

[01:01:20] it produces like different milk or whatever?

[01:01:22] So I used to think that Mooshrooms were different.

[01:01:25] Like that's what I thought Minecraft was from.

[01:01:28] No?

[01:01:29] Bro, does anyone know what I'm talking about even?

[01:01:32] Do you know what I'm talking about?

[01:01:34] Mooshrooms?

[01:01:34] Yeah, Mooshrooms.

[01:01:37] Yes, bro.

[01:01:38] Look at these motherfuckers.

[01:01:40] They have a they still have it or is it not a thing anymore? Is it a thing still or no?

[01:01:50] Wait, is this little thing yes, this is hard to find on

[01:01:54] God

[01:01:55] Moostrooms was like the greatest thing to find as a kid anyone else agree well finding these on their island was actually goaded

[01:02:02] I'm not yeah, this is like the most fire dead

[01:02:06] This year is hard

[01:02:08] Like you'd never see it.

[01:02:10] Juicerooms?

[01:02:11] No, dude.

[01:02:12] Wait, is this the original clip?

[01:02:13] How did you find this?

[01:02:22] This is Bean.

[01:02:23] His name is Bean.

[01:02:24] I didn't name him.

[01:02:25] He is a juvenile red scuffed Pokemon.

[01:02:32] Scorpion linked me this.

[01:02:33] So what the fuck is that?

[01:02:35] Scuffed Pokemon break.

[01:02:36] What the fuck was tWitch saying back then?

[01:02:39] Del Hauk, um, he's like, he's probably six months.

[01:02:46] Um, he was hit by a car a few, uh, they're really excited about.

[01:02:54] I didn't even know that Hawks couldn't like, could sit here and just not attack.

[01:02:58] He was hit by a car a few months ago.

[01:03:01] Like this is like so fascinating to me, like, how dominoes is, bro.

[01:03:06] Look at it's eye, it's so huge.

[01:03:08] I got my balcony license and I'm rehabilitating him for a couple months.

[01:03:13] So I just fly him every day.

[01:03:15] Wait so what animal is in our backyard that circles?

[01:03:18] What animal is that?

[01:03:19] Like a bird.

[01:03:20] What type of bird is that?

[01:03:21] And every day.

[01:03:22] And yeah, so hopefully in like a month and a half or two months.

[01:03:28] It's just a normal hawk or no?

[01:03:30] We had a consistent flight light.

[01:03:33] man that's fucking crazy shout out Maya deadass you you you inspire me you

[01:03:39] inspire me like I like I bro she deadass does every five dollars the cows

[01:03:44] get fed from my beginning ladies yellow imagine every five dollars you know my

[01:03:58] My mom talked about it and my mom said, so crazy, I was watching a Ted Talk and then

[01:04:14] Maya came up from the sanctuary.

[01:04:16] She's amazing.

[01:04:19] W mom, dude.

[01:04:21] Probably call Maya.

[01:04:25] I

[01:04:27] Pre-pre-ego

[01:04:30] My burgers hit Ted talk don't pick up calls Keckwa

[01:04:35] Hey

[01:04:37] There on what's up? I just saw your Ted talk

[01:04:41] I'm watching it on stream. I love it. You killed it

[01:04:46] No, it's actually really good. I didn't know I didn't know your whole lore like that

[01:04:51] Yeah, that's so nice. Thank you so much. Of course. Oh my mom also said I just sent you a picture

[01:04:57] My mom said she watched it before I was even streaming and she loved it

[01:05:06] Wait, it's 10 minutes. I feel like you guys are gonna be able to watch it

[01:05:10] No, that's what I said to I said, I don't really have an attention span

[01:05:13] But that like I kind of sat there and was like really watching. Yeah

[01:05:18] No, just give subs

[01:05:21] No.

[01:05:22] Okay.

[01:05:23] Um, wait, what are you doing the, uh, the, the, the one where they rebuild each other?

[01:05:28] What is it?

[01:05:29] I saw you talk about it.

[01:05:31] Reintroduction.

[01:05:32] Yes.

[01:05:33] Yeah.

[01:05:34] We break ground this year.

[01:05:35] Can I go to that or no?

[01:05:36] Facility.

[01:05:37] Yes, of course.

[01:05:38] That's going to be cool.

[01:05:39] All right.

[01:05:40] Well, I just want to say I watched that and I enjoyed it.

[01:05:41] Thank you.

[01:05:42] You're so sweet.

[01:05:43] All right.

[01:05:44] Maybe I'll see you soon.

[01:05:45] Okay.

[01:05:46] Yeah.

[01:05:47] See you soon.

[01:05:48] Peace.

[01:05:49] I thought the gifting subs thing would have worked, I'm not gonna lie, did you hear that too?

[01:05:56] Yeah, right, I thought it was like, oh you know what, maybe I'll give you 50.

[01:05:59] I didn't think you'd give me 100.

[01:06:02] Now, on God though, I can't wait to go to her rebuild center, where they rebuild the animals.

[01:06:09] Dude, that's gonna be fire, dead ass.

[01:06:13] Anything else I missed?

[01:06:15] Oh, yo, ladies.

[01:06:17] So we're building a boat today. Yeah now the question is you want to come over here?

[01:06:23] We have to figure out wait one gift. Oh

[01:06:26] My thanks for the one gifted. Thank you. Thank you. I would say thank you

[01:06:33] Okay, so the question is here, right?

[01:06:35] That ass we have to figure out how to build a boat

[01:06:39] Right. This is the first time we're doing this without Betsy. So I brought up some examples

[01:06:44] So this is one of them that I think we could do

[01:06:47] Like, what do you think, Chad, like, this, like, this, this is one that I think we could

[01:06:56] do that could, like, that could work easily.

[01:06:59] The only problem is me and you are going to have to drink all the water on those jokes.

[01:07:06] I mean, yeah, we could just buy the jugs and then like over time, oh wait, I want you to

[01:07:11] move to your right now.

[01:07:12] Jew colors, dude.

[01:07:13] So, we could do this one.

[01:07:15] We have option one, option two is this one.

[01:07:19] It's a little bit more complex.

[01:07:21] We're going to need like two seats.

[01:07:24] We're going to like need to like,

[01:07:26] this is like some Pepsi shit.

[01:07:27] Like I don't think we could do this.

[01:07:29] I'm not going to lie.

[01:07:30] Unless you think we could.

[01:07:32] Anyway, what are you up to, other options?

[01:07:34] Another option is this one right here.

[01:07:38] So this one?

[01:07:39] Oh wait, no, no, not this one, not this one.

[01:07:41] Another option is this one.

[01:07:44] These guys built the cheapest motorboat out there because they always wanted to cross this river

[01:07:47] but their parents never allowed them to buy one

[01:07:49] So they used a discarded wooden frame and some water containers to build their own boat

[01:07:53] For the motor, they used a skateboard, tied it with some ropes and kept twisting the board until it was ready to go

[01:07:58] The moment he let it go, the boat started moving forward and he actually made it to the other side

[01:08:02] These guys built the cheapest motorboat out there because they always wanted to cross

[01:08:06] But I don't really know how to do this

[01:08:09] Dude, I'm trying, when you said we were doing this, all of a sudden

[01:08:11] Bro, how does my...

[01:08:12] I'm trying to make you a colleague who wants to do it.

[01:08:14] My camera's just dying.

[01:08:17] What is this?

[01:08:18] It's fucking dying, dude.

[01:08:21] Like, what's a good base?

[01:08:25] Like, we need some shit, like, where are we gonna,

[01:08:26] like, where do we, we need something

[01:08:27] that we can, like, sit on.

[01:08:30] What?

[01:08:31] I don't know, Chad, which one?

[01:08:32] One, two, or three, like, this one could be good,

[01:08:35] and then we just get shipped to Padawif,

[01:08:37] you know what I'm saying?

[01:08:39] Cause we could just get shipped to,

[01:08:40] This is like the easiest one we could do.

[01:08:42] Gary, it's 16 jugs of water.

[01:08:44] Wait, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.

[01:08:47] Actually, it might be 18, because it looks like they have 1 in the middle too.

[01:08:49] 8? No, there's probably so much in the middle.

[01:08:52] 8? So, 16.

[01:08:56] Is it 32?

[01:08:58] Probably like, my guess is like 24.

[01:09:02] 24 jugs of water and a bunch of pool noodles.

[01:09:06] And duct tape and duct tape second one for real okay, so the problem

[01:09:13] with the second one is like

[01:09:16] Bro, so this is like one. I don't think you realize it's not two

[01:09:20] But these are two I meant this is like what like this is one and this is one you see

[01:09:25] So we need to what what is this called chat? What is this?

[01:09:29] Really yeah, but how does the water not get into it?

[01:09:36] So we need two PVC pipes. What else would we need today? This is like strapped up with like rope though

[01:09:55] Oh, it's zip tie?

[01:09:58] How does it zip tie though, and then we need a school chair

[01:10:01] No holes so you think if we went to the store and tried to ask them how to do

[01:10:10] this they help us so should we try to do one or two or should you both

[01:10:25] I'm down for whatever. I think... I think...

[01:10:31] I think the second one has a better chance of winning.

[01:10:36] Yeah, but this one's too easy. This doesn't look fun.

[01:10:41] This is like a small-ass boat.

[01:10:44] That's just a plank.

[01:10:45] That's what I'm saying. Like, it's too easy.

[01:10:47] This one is calm, though.

[01:10:49] That's this river, a game, and some water containers to build their own boat.

[01:10:52] boat for the motor used to skateboard hide it with some ropes and kept twisting the board until it was ready to go the moment

[01:10:57] He let it go the boat started moving forward, and he actually made it to the other side these guys build

[01:11:03] Okay, I mean we could do

[01:11:05] We could do this one. You want to try this one?

[01:11:08] Fuck chat. What if we fail do it here started up fuck it

[01:11:14] Or we could do a competition, you know see

[01:11:22] You ready?

[01:11:26] The pipes are going to even fit in your urus.

[01:11:29] Check if we stick them out the window or not.

[01:11:40] No.

[01:11:41] Outlaw.

[01:11:42] Do you take me fucking serious?

[01:11:51] Like dead ass!

[01:11:54] Do you take me fucking serious?

[01:11:57] And then you say fucking no.

[01:12:02] Like bro, this is like, I hate this.

[01:12:05] Yo, I'm either getting like, I better clear my mods again dude.

[01:12:08] Like dude, what is wrong with you outlaw?

[01:12:15] Like bro, I'm not building a fucking three-story raft dude!

[01:12:20] And you down to Missouri with our eggs!

[01:12:24] Out of breath, baby.

[01:12:32] Might as well.

[01:12:33] I'm not gonna lie, this is gonna determine if we need Pepsi.

[01:12:37] You coming?

[01:12:46] Jason, you guys see an Asian person who say Jason?

[01:12:50] There we go.

[01:12:57] Are you ready bro?

[01:12:59] Yes sir.

[01:13:00] Are you ready to fucking do this?

[01:13:01] I know.

[01:13:02] I can go out and say that we can't do this shit.

[01:13:03] I think it'll work.

[01:13:04] I'm not going to.

[01:13:05] I really do think it'll work.

[01:13:08] Here's how we're going to determine if it works.

[01:13:10] You're going to get on the boat with the camera.

[01:13:12] I think you can do that.

[01:13:13] We have to 50-50 it.

[01:13:14] See if it works or it doesn't.

[01:13:17] Yeah, this is how it works.

[01:13:19] You know, you saw the new Swatch Watch?

[01:13:22] Yeah, it's pretty good.

[01:13:23] We gotta get real apes, huh?

[01:13:25] I know.

[01:13:26] I look like you thought I was getting a little $500 previous.

[01:13:29] Really?

[01:13:30] I don't know if it looked like the ones that people thought it looked like.

[01:13:33] I want to get like a little...

[01:13:34] People waited for five days early.

[01:13:36] Yeah, I just heard it's not...

[01:13:38] Just heard it to be some fucking mid.

[01:13:40] Actually, mid.

[01:13:41] It was fucking garbanzo.

[01:13:43] It's kind of like, I don't know, it's kind of like for the girls.

[01:13:46] I'm a bad boy, I just do it.

[01:13:47] Yeah?

[01:13:48] Should I just buy my, should I buy all my girl friends, like APs?

[01:13:51] Yeah.

[01:13:52] Some features up?

[01:13:53] I don't know.

[01:13:54] What does it say?

[01:13:55] I don't remember the line, there's something like that.

[01:13:56] We need to like throw out like your purse or something.

[01:14:00] Ooh.

[01:14:01] Should I wear my wavy pants to the, to the, we're not going to go to home depot, we're

[01:14:05] going to go somewhere different.

[01:14:06] I got a better spot.

[01:14:07] Oh, okay.

[01:14:08] Wait, they're saying wipe lens here, come on, let me, let me like give it a little.

[01:14:15] Hold on.

[01:14:18] Okay, this one looks a little dry.

[01:14:31] It's good?

[01:14:32] Yeah, it's good.

[01:14:33] More like referencing, ill to like, just to give you dry breath.

[01:14:38] Like, bro, to be honest, when you wake up, do you also like gag to your own breath?

[01:14:43] Yeah, to my own breath.

[01:14:47] I know.

[01:14:49] How are you catching that thing?

[01:14:51] I'm just going to wait for you to catch it.

[01:14:53] Calm down.

[01:14:55] Alright, let's go.

[01:14:57] We're spreading my wallet.

[01:14:59] This is the case.

[01:15:01] Alright.

[01:15:05] It's time.

[01:15:07] It's time, bro.

[01:15:09] Bro, who needs Pepsi?

[01:15:11] Bro, we do this!

[01:15:13] We build things, bro!

[01:15:15] We fucking build things!

[01:15:17] Bro, is daddy here?

[01:15:19] Daddy!

[01:15:21] Daddy, are you here?

[01:15:27] Why does it not sound like it, but I think he is.

[01:15:31] Yo, daddy!

[01:15:33] I'm getting all of you girls.

[01:15:42] Daddy?

[01:15:43] Produce it, can y'all let him in?

[01:15:48] Oh!

[01:15:49] Why did he just leave me?

[01:15:51] Why did he leave me the box?

[01:15:53] Dude, just...

[01:15:55] Why don't you just leave a lock?

[01:16:07] Yo bro, oh that's very nice.

[01:16:12] Wait, they said that you might have more envelopes in you.

[01:16:15] Is that true?

[01:16:16] Well yeah, I didn't take any of this.

[01:16:17] I made sure not to take this shit.

[01:16:18] I got envelopes.

[01:16:19] That's nice.

[01:16:20] What are some of these?

[01:16:21] They're all the way.

[01:16:22] Yeah, they gave me fucking 800 of them.

[01:16:24] I haven't opened my PO Box in like three weeks. I'm a little worried.

[01:16:28] Oh, you're about to have a bunch of shit.

[01:16:30] You can also, I mean, you can just throw it away, but you can also come and pick it up.

[01:16:33] Who?

[01:16:35] Well, yeah, if you give it back, they'll take it for free.

[01:16:37] Yeah, I've been sent to Gentry one time, and I called the police.

[01:16:40] It's like giving a tip.

[01:16:42] It's like, here's a tip. Here's more boxes.

[01:16:44] That's pretty good tech.

[01:16:45] Yeah, I'm gonna try to do it, uh, me and Pepsi, since I don't have it today.

[01:16:49] So, you're welcome to join me, you know, and you see it all being made.

[01:16:52] I'm gonna go get stuff, and I'm gonna build a boat.

[01:16:54] Oh, you're building a boat.

[01:16:56] Just you and Lays.

[01:16:58] Should be pretty fun.

[01:17:00] So, you got it. Now you got that.

[01:17:02] You mean that?

[01:17:03] Yes.

[01:17:04] You can do it. Lays is... yeah.

[01:17:06] Competent enough.

[01:17:07] Thank you.

[01:17:08] Yeah.

[01:17:09] Alright, good.

[01:17:10] Alright, bro. I'll be back.

[01:17:11] Alright, let me know if you need anything else.

[01:17:12] I'll get back.

[01:17:13] Good luck out there.

[01:17:14] Thank you, dude.

[01:17:15] You're welcome.

[01:17:16] Alright.

[01:17:17] Oh man, hold on, let me try to get you a corner stop.

[01:17:27] Do it again, I'll probably tap in at some point, you're going to go, what the fuck?

[01:17:35] Fuck, dude!

[01:17:36] That's pretty good.

[01:17:37] Let's jump right in.

[01:17:38] That's pretty good, that's pretty good!

[01:18:08] You freak, Lou!

[01:18:09] One hit, bad for me.

[01:18:13] One hit, bad for me.

[01:18:14] But I gave in so easily.

[01:18:17] Like no thank you is what I should have done.

[01:18:20] I can't, what am I doing?

[01:18:21] I'm a grown-up.

[01:18:22] My God!

[01:18:23] Hello?

[01:18:24] Oh my God!

[01:18:25] Come on out!

[01:18:37] Hello?

[01:18:37] Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa!

[01:18:39] It's every time I come in here.

[01:18:40] Whoa, whoa, whoa!

[01:18:42] I'm gonna be back.

[01:18:43] Where you going?

[01:18:44] Are you gonna be here or no?

[01:18:45] Where you going?

[01:18:46] I'm gonna go get materials.

[01:18:47] I'm gonna come back.

[01:18:47] I'm gonna build a boat.

[01:18:48] You're building a boat?

[01:18:49] Yes.

[01:18:50] Okay, I'm here.

[01:18:52] I'll be back.

[01:18:52] I just wanna let you know,

[01:18:53] in case you know you have nothing to do.

[01:18:54] What's that a boat? Like a pool boat?

[01:18:56] We're not going to a pool or building a boat for our pool.

[01:19:00] Okay, that's going to be good for the rest of the whole year and never be used, ever.

[01:19:04] Okay, Alan, collect that.

[01:19:07] Alright.

[01:19:12] I'm going to prove everyone wrong, Least.

[01:19:15] Freed.

[01:19:16] Why don't we build a boat for the fountain?

[01:19:19] No, look how many bugs I murdered while I was driving.

[01:19:28] Recipes, all these bugs, dude.

[01:19:30] Can you camera me make it up?

[01:19:31] I can't tell on the video, oh no, I can't.

[01:19:34] There's so many fucking bugs.

[01:19:39] Elhuman.

[01:19:40] Guys, what are you adding Maya for?

[01:19:45] It's fucking bugs!

[01:19:50] I didn't mean to!

[01:19:58] She loves bugs. Bro, so when I drive, am I supposed to fucking just turn every time I see a fucking fly?

[01:20:05] It's like, what are you talking about?

[01:20:11] Don't worry, bro.

[01:20:13] I want to get you right.

[01:20:16] I'm about to catch the bottom of all time later.

[01:20:19] What?

[01:20:20] You're gonna be on the boat?

[01:20:22] I can't even say.

[01:20:24] You got a girl coming over?

[01:20:26] No.

[01:20:27] So then what?

[01:20:28] She's gonna be in the theater, bro.

[01:20:31] I don't get it.

[01:20:33] I'm just gonna be in the theater, that's what I am.

[01:20:38] I'm just thinking about it now, man.

[01:20:40] You're having a girl over?

[01:20:42] I'm not having a girl.

[01:20:43] Sayongah, you're having a girl.

[01:20:45] I'm not.

[01:20:46] I just realized I can connect my phone to a theater

[01:20:49] so I can just watch.

[01:20:51] It works?

[01:20:52] Yeah, I mean.

[01:20:52] The speakers work too?

[01:20:54] No, but you can connect to one of the big JBLs

[01:20:57] and stuff.

[01:20:58] How do you connect to both?

[01:21:00] I don't know, Gilbert.

[01:21:01] I'm going to have Gilbert.

[01:21:02] Because apparently, like, what, we're just doing it

[01:21:04] a different way?

[01:21:05] I think Gilbert figured it out, so.

[01:21:06] So we need to have a watch in there with my stream.

[01:21:09] Maybe we put my stream in the theater.

[01:21:12] We could do that, but I was probably going to watch a regular show and then just watch some music videos.

[01:21:19] You like regular show?

[01:21:20] Yeah, it's good. I gotta figure out where I can watch the new shit.

[01:21:24] Ron Magalai Adventure Time was the greatest.

[01:21:26] That shit is really good. I could probably watch that too. Those two are like...

[01:21:33] I love Adventure Time growing up.

[01:21:35] I'm dead ass. There was like so many like hidden little memes in it and like things that I would be like excited to watch

[01:21:42] I guess a little bot

[01:21:43] You know

[01:21:47] But they made bangers back then bro now they got bullshit low-key though

[01:21:51] That's my job has all the bullshit

[01:21:53] It's fun job used to be pretty funny and now it's like some fucking

[01:21:58] No shit and the new shows of trash

[01:22:01] Are you think we're gonna do this I think so genuinely yeah, I have to prove to the world

[01:22:08] It just doesn't seem hard

[01:22:09] Bro the thing is I have to prove to people that I'm not like a one-trick pony like I don't need someone to tell me what to do

[01:22:16] You know what I'm saying? Yeah, like bro

[01:22:19] Imagine we build this like what is the checker to say?

[01:22:21] Like get us what are they gonna say?

[01:22:23] They're gonna say oh you need this person you need this person bro. No, we're doing this with each other

[01:22:28] This is us. It's only free

[01:22:31] That'd be easy fucking easy, but...

[01:22:33] Oh, Matt, oh, you don't want to...

[01:22:34] We're sailing fucking 3-9-1-1, all I say, bro,

[01:22:37] and you guys don't think you're watching?

[01:22:39] Oh, shit.

[01:22:40] You know what I mean?

[01:22:43] Uh, it's basically the tall, black dude,

[01:22:46] uh, he's like 40 years old, says,

[01:22:48] Oh, shit, with 13-year-old dancing,

[01:22:50] first 20, he won.

[01:22:51] Oh, yeah.

[01:22:52] I do know exactly what you're talking about.

[01:22:55] Oh, shit.

[01:22:57] But what do you think, oh, shit, dude, bruh?

[01:22:59] I do know that one.

[01:23:01] Life is fucking great dude.

[01:23:03] I know.

[01:23:05] You really didn't.

[01:23:07] Bro what are you about to know?

[01:23:09] Are you about to have sex in the movie theater?

[01:23:11] Why are you telling me this?

[01:23:13] I also figured that out yesterday too.

[01:23:15] So what are you like plotting?

[01:23:17] I do not. It's because I tried to go in there and it was locked.

[01:23:19] And then Gilbrough was in there but he said he didn't know that the door locks.

[01:23:23] The door locks

[01:23:27] Well, what if we build a fucking zipline from here to 371 to God

[01:23:32] Yeah, we should really try and do a zipline note at the house. Yeah, we need someone out though

[01:23:37] Okay, zipline is a little advanced

[01:23:39] Yeah, like we can definitely do that. Oh a lot of my building streams. I just have to wait and hope

[01:23:44] That someone is just there

[01:23:48] But it's fucking hard dude

[01:23:50] It's dead-ass hard. How the fuck am I gonna be a zipline?

[01:23:55] I'll teach you never to cut me off ever again. I'll fucking rear-end you. What is it?

[01:24:02] That guy almost hit that little girl.

[01:24:05] What's wrong with people, bro? What is going on?

[01:24:09] She's walking on a green arrow. Yeah, bro, but J walking's illegal in California.

[01:24:13] I can't fucking breathe out of my ears, bro. Yeah, my left ear is permacryphed

[01:24:22] Good

[01:24:24] What why is there so many people out right now school just wait? I thought people are in summer. Is it not summer yet?

[01:24:32] Wait, when do people chat for me like the first week in June was always my last day wait Chad

[01:24:38] When is what is summer time like when is school out?

[01:24:43] I thought it was right now

[01:24:46] Might be coming up like some people might have like a week but to be fair mine wasn't you too, but I swore California is different

[01:24:55] Shit, did you start in September or August? I served September and it was so miserable. Oh my god

[01:25:01] Well, I'm not even kidding. Okay, this is true though. Everyone was always hyped to go back to school

[01:25:06] Like the first couple days

[01:25:08] Like the first goal is you're like, oh my god, who's gonna be in my class?

[01:25:11] Who's gonna do this blah blah blah and then you end up getting in a class with no girls that you like at the time

[01:25:17] Just a bunch of chopped fox

[01:25:20] Annoying teacher

[01:25:21] Shitty seats, and then you're like, okay, damn now. I have to count every single day until summer time

[01:25:25] You got like that one acquaintance. We're like friends of them. You're just like it's like got the same class

[01:25:30] Oh, my god, that's like everybody in high school

[01:25:34] Look, you know on his friends and high school. It's just like

[01:25:36] And then counting every single day until Friday, oh my god.

[01:25:42] That hit.

[01:25:43] That feeling, you'll never feel ever again.

[01:25:45] Friday in school actually felt like crack.

[01:25:47] Yo, on God I did.

[01:25:48] The teacher's like low key didn't care him on Friday.

[01:25:51] And you just know that you're going home and it's just like the game.

[01:25:56] You got a weekend waiting for ya.

[01:25:57] Or you got a weekend?

[01:25:58] I mean, that feeling is unmatched.

[01:25:59] Coming off a test maybe too so you know you're not going back.

[01:26:04] We usually all the tests would be that day, yeah.

[01:26:11] Going in the bathroom, eating bacon, egg, and cheeses

[01:26:15] in the morning while hitting the dab pen from Fortnite.

[01:26:20] Hitting just like everything.

[01:26:23] Dude, looking back at it though, it is crazy.

[01:26:26] People used to just hit the cart in class.

[01:26:29] Bro, hit the cart, they hit fucking everything.

[01:26:31] Like that shit is insane.

[01:26:32] You have like vape like doesn't really have an effect.

[01:26:34] No, it's always crazy like seeing all the addicts.

[01:26:37] I knew that couldn't go like minutes without it.

[01:26:39] Yeah.

[01:26:40] Maybe the teacher's got to know the sleeve tech, bro.

[01:26:44] I mean, that's something they care about.

[01:26:46] They don't get paid enough.

[01:26:48] What if I could just be straight sucking on their sleeve,

[01:26:51] locking eyes with the teacher, bro?

[01:26:52] What?

[01:26:54] Why is it cheating all my classes?

[01:26:57] I dead ass don't think high school matters.

[01:26:59] Maybe I'm a bad influence to the kids, but I did.

[01:27:01] Like does it really matter like it does to an extent like unless you want to be like a doctor

[01:27:07] You should probably focus like a lawyer. You should probably focus

[01:27:11] Like but if you want to like, I don't know if you want to be like on like I don't know my financial literacy class was so bad

[01:27:18] Like it taught me nothing. Yeah, my finance classes were pretty

[01:27:23] Right, I learned nothing like I took like advanced accounting, dude. I don't really retain much of that

[01:27:29] Yeah. But my teacher was go-do. That was probably my favorite teacher. He put me on the weasher.

[01:27:35] Weasher? Yeah. Like...

[01:27:37] The music?

[01:27:38] The weasher.

[01:27:39] Say it in the distance!

[01:27:41] Oh. That's pretty nice.

[01:27:43] Yeah.

[01:27:44] So, basically this guy wants to come off and now I'm gridlocked. Nice.

[01:27:50] I will never forget that we got pulled over for a gridlock. I'm telling you, that guy just pulled me over just to say hi.

[01:27:55] Cuz he knew who we were. There's no way in hell that's a real thing.

[01:27:59] If he was so bored.

[01:28:01] So you'd be tanning, huh?

[01:28:02] Just that one day, bro. Today I was gonna have a little looky chili in the morning. It wasn't as sunny.

[01:28:07] Oh, it's not as hot.

[01:28:08] Yeah, it was really hot. Yeah, it was nuts.

[01:28:11] It was like insane.

[01:28:12] Is it possible? Like if I stay out during the summer, like on a day that's super hot, I just stay out long enough I'll catch on fire?

[01:28:18] I don't think you can catch on fire.

[01:28:20] Really?

[01:28:20] Yeah, cuz I don't...

[01:28:21] What if we light me with gasoline?

[01:28:23] On God, I was thinking that, like, what if you used gasoline instead of tanning oil?

[01:28:26] But I don't know.

[01:28:27] Does that even work, though?

[01:28:28] Like, we put a magnifying glass on you.

[01:28:31] Oh my God! We should try that!

[01:28:35] On God, we should...

[01:28:36] That shit actually hurts really bad.

[01:28:38] I mean, we could just have a fire extinguisher.

[01:28:40] No, but it'll, like, hurt really bad.

[01:28:42] Why? It'll be quick!

[01:28:43] We're going to shoot out of you.

[01:28:44] We should, like, drown me and gasoline all over my body,

[01:28:49] and then get a magnifying glass and see if we can light me on fire.

[01:28:52] You can't do that in a safe environment though, of course in a controlled

[01:29:01] Starting a campfire with a magnifying glass

[01:29:05] Hey, you know I used to

[01:29:11] Magnifying glass for like weird things back like with the with fires

[01:29:19] Why is this guy just staring at you see

[01:29:22] What is going on? Can they see that there?

[01:29:25] No, no they're not. They were just like this.

[01:29:27] They were hard staring at one of them.

[01:29:29] Who's still looking? Maybe just admiring the car.

[01:29:35] Chad, we're only nine minutes away.

[01:29:38] That might be the first time I've ever heard you not lie about the time.

[01:29:43] That was actually no Steve Ronaldo minute.

[01:29:46] Well, usually I'm right.

[01:29:48] It's like five minutes away, it's usually four minutes.

[01:29:50] It's usually like 10, 15.

[01:29:52] But does it feel like that?

[01:29:55] Fuck no.

[01:29:56] Exactly.

[01:29:57] We should do a stream where we make the day about us, like in the world.

[01:30:01] We should see how, what we could do to end up on like the news.

[01:30:05] Okay.

[01:30:06] We could just drive around and see if people would like, gosh, shit going on in the air

[01:30:10] again.

[01:30:11] What's going on here?

[01:30:12] I don't think you can park there.

[01:30:13] Oh my God!

[01:30:14] You can't park there!

[01:30:15] What the fuck?

[01:30:16] the fuck that is nuts what the fuck just on the phone say get out of the car

[01:30:36] Hopefully it's not us next, bro.

[01:30:40] I was like...

[01:30:41] Oh my god!

[01:30:42] I was just hit this dude!

[01:30:44] Why are you just sitting on a corner?

[01:30:49] Oh, you're on your brother's shits getting freaky.

[01:30:53] How did you hit a pole?

[01:30:56] Seriously?

[01:30:59] It's the second accident we witnessed.

[01:31:01] There's a snowball in New Jersey?

[01:31:02] Every now and then.

[01:31:03] Like, do you guys get black ice?

[01:31:05] Like, famous ex-hitch.

[01:31:07] Yeah.

[01:31:08] That's a real thing?

[01:31:09] Fine guys, yeah.

[01:31:10] I don't think so.

[01:31:11] No.

[01:31:12] I don't know, baby.

[01:31:13] Oh, okay.

[01:31:14] When you're ready, come and matter. Daddy-giddy.

[01:31:18] That shit's no joke.

[01:31:19] What matter, buddy?

[01:31:20] Fine guys.

[01:31:21] Oh.

[01:31:27] Dude, I'm actually nervous for my PO box.

[01:31:29] Why?

[01:31:30] Because, like, what?

[01:31:31] We haven't opened it in forever.

[01:31:33] Like, what do you think's in there?

[01:31:34] It's a good point actually it's been a really long time guys sense up to the PO box exclamation mark P.O.

[01:31:40] Make sure to send stuff to the PO box. I hope there's some goop.

[01:31:43] You think so? I hope there's zero merch.

[01:31:46] Like I hope you don't have, I have zero clothing. You know it's gonna be clothing.

[01:31:51] Telling me like tell like on the television like

[01:31:54] just like tongue tongue tongue so whore like all that stupid fucking shit.

[01:31:58] Hey Rinaldo, I've been watching you since I was a little baby. I decided to start clothing brand.

[01:32:03] This is my shirt. I hope you like it.

[01:32:05] I've never seen before.

[01:32:09] And then you go on TikTok and see.

[01:32:10] Still Ronaldo did not like my shirt.

[01:32:12] He threw it on the ground.

[01:32:14] And then it's just like,

[01:32:15] El Ungrateful Dude or so,

[01:32:17] fucking me shit.

[01:32:19] It's like, alright bro.

[01:32:21] You know what, we should do a day where I just only wear

[01:32:24] like, PO gloves.

[01:32:25] And just see who it hits.

[01:32:27] See if we can put together a good outfit.

[01:32:30] You're gonna be dressed up like Benjamin, bro.

[01:32:33] You're gonna be dressed up like fucking Where's Waldo?

[01:32:36] Look at that burger.

[01:32:39] Alright, bro.

[01:32:41] We're almost 29, talking springs, huh?

[01:32:44] Yup.

[01:32:45] I'm going to fucking Jinxie's hometown.

[01:32:46] I'm gonna be honest with you.

[01:32:47] Do you think it's safe there or no?

[01:32:49] Dude.

[01:32:50] I always hear them talk about how dangerous it is.

[01:32:51] I've never seen it.

[01:32:52] It's actually dangerous.

[01:32:53] I heard it's scary, bro.

[01:32:54] Like that ass?

[01:32:55] Yeah.

[01:32:56] Hey, Siri!

[01:32:57] I heard they walk around with switches.

[01:32:59] Sale of God.

[01:33:00] I'm serious.

[01:33:01] I can't get hold of the phone while I go.

[01:33:21] Can I leave a message for you?

[01:33:23] Yes, please.

[01:33:24] I'd say it's time to let you hear your passengers.

[01:33:27] Thanks, sir.

[01:33:36] This is the first time I've stopped bringing you.

[01:33:38] Yeah.

[01:33:40] Maybe...

[01:33:41] He's probably doing like the world's longest ball ride.

[01:33:44] Pokemon Pokemon

[01:33:46] BOREE though

[01:33:48] So parents again

[01:33:50] But I never ever

[01:33:52] been here

[01:33:54] ahh

[01:33:56] My mom

[01:33:57] she was

[01:33:58] lose

[01:34:00] She's moist

[01:34:01] the

[01:34:03] right

[01:34:05] Eey at the church

[01:34:06] And stuff

[01:34:08] but

[01:34:13] Yeah, be gettin' those unreals since you talkin' I do it.

[01:34:18] I be sittin' in my bed turnin' fuckin' purple, which I don't remember.

[01:34:23] Where are we goin'?

[01:34:24] I don't know.

[01:34:25] Does this look like a fuckin'...

[01:34:26] I don't know, it doesn't.

[01:34:31] At Ron, you should order some food.

[01:34:33] At Ron, you should eat today.

[01:34:35] Make sure to eat.

[01:34:36] Ron, make sure to eat.

[01:34:37] Stace.

[01:34:38] Guys, I don't want to eat right now.

[01:34:39] It's from the chillin' stream, please.

[01:34:42] 70 fucking children

[01:34:44] I don't know, I don't know

[01:34:46] I was actually annoying

[01:34:48] I can't, I don't want to stream

[01:34:50] Alright guys, every five dollars y'all done

[01:34:52] I'm gonna eat

[01:34:54] I'm dead ass, we should make a dispenser

[01:34:56] That actually does that

[01:34:58] Every five gifts are like food phones and I can eat it

[01:35:00] So this is the stop sign

[01:35:02] Not a stop, it sits fucking far from our sign

[01:35:04] Going for the spot

[01:35:06] I'm dead

[01:35:08] I must prevail and provide

[01:35:12] Are we in a fucking desert?

[01:35:14] I don't know where we are, I don't know if you can just...

[01:35:16] get me out of here.

[01:35:18] Or in a paper.

[01:35:26] When is the sun gonna stop coming out like how it does?

[01:35:29] Probably in like a hundred years.

[01:35:31] Oh, it's fucking annoying, it's like too hot.

[01:35:34] Like just chill.

[01:35:36] Literally.

[01:35:39] Alright chat.

[01:35:41] We gotta figure out how to make this boat. This is the boat we're going for

[01:35:51] It's possible it's very possible

[01:35:54] Like there's no fucking way we can't do this

[01:35:56] We got to just hope that we get in there and there's like a fan and he's just like oh, yeah, let me help you

[01:36:01] You know, we can't like approach like a older dude, you know

[01:36:04] We have to approach the young ones

[01:36:11] show the worker like the AI of them doing some weird ass shit you know

[01:36:16] talking about the tongue tongue tongue dance like dude why are you doing this

[01:36:21] earlier in the break room it's just like the worker doing like I'm shooting

[01:36:24] AI stuff

[01:36:26] so Sigi had this idea I don't know if you'd be dying to do that there's a

[01:36:34] chance like I go to jail probably. So we you an IRL stream taking me to a UPS in a

[01:36:44] big box and we try to shit me. You just say there's like oh something really

[01:36:49] heavy blah blah blah and you put me like a big box and I have this Samsung and we

[01:36:54] try to see if they can shit me back to the house. I'm gonna do that. But would I get

[01:37:00] in trouble you think if I did that? I'm gonna do that. No we just played down

[01:37:04] I got a problem just imagining someone opens and they freak the fuck out like they hear

[01:37:14] like a body and they're like what if they hear me they might think I'm really kidnapping

[01:37:18] someone.

[01:37:19] They could do that.

[01:37:20] Oh no.

[01:37:21] Just imagine.

[01:37:22] It's a fuckin sight.

[01:37:23] What is that car?

[01:37:24] It's a McLaren.

[01:37:25] The Mcmatter day.

[01:37:26] It's a McLaren 720S.

[01:37:27] He's just staring at me.

[01:37:28] He's just staring at me.

[01:37:29] He's just staring at me.

[01:37:30] James McClaren 720S

[01:37:33] He's just staring at me

[01:37:35] Maddener dad

[01:37:37] Sorry, we're in the ultra-mobiles cooler

[01:37:40] That ass it isn't something else. Yo chat you see that yellow dude? Not Jason fucking the guy with the cars

[01:37:47] Oh, you sent me all right?

[01:37:49] He's going to jail for fucking 40 years. Did you see the shit today I got posted to? No

[01:37:54] He like has ties with some dude who stole like fucking

[01:37:58] Oh my god, like so much money. It was like the Malone shit. To an extent. Yeah, it was crazy money laundering like insane

[01:38:07] Like there was like a clip of him screen sharing and discord how she stole and shit

[01:38:12] That's how you get fucking caught. Well, like does that get to be tea guy like he dies into it

[01:38:17] Like that shit got so confusing. I was trying to read it. I just figured I'm not even gonna read all this shit

[01:38:23] But it's like it's like just insane receipts

[01:38:26] Listen, bro, if I'm a scammer, you're never gonna find out.

[01:38:30] Dude, no, what's a people saying?

[01:38:32] People are saying if you're scamming and stealing money,

[01:38:34] why are you flexing?

[01:38:35] Why are you making it a company?

[01:38:37] Just take the money and leave.

[01:38:38] Leave the internet.

[01:38:39] Oh, God.

[01:38:40] I mean, realistically, it's probably because he wanted to make it seem like he was getting

[01:38:43] money doing something legit.

[01:38:44] Okay, I'm hanging up.

[01:38:47] Hey.

[01:38:48] Jinxing.

[01:38:50] Hi, bro.

[01:38:51] Hi, Jinxing.

[01:38:52] Stop.

[01:38:54] Who is that, bro?

[01:38:55] It's one of my girls

[01:38:58] You look good today, bro

[01:39:01] Yo, I just want to ask you a quick question. I want to bother you um for tarpones

[01:39:06] Yeah, tarpon Springs. Is that dangerous or no?

[01:39:11] Like like if we die like two days in a row and like I'm like, okay, maybe I'm a little hungry

[01:39:16] We want to go out and get food like are we gonna get killed?

[01:39:18] Should we order it wait should we order like a bulletproof vest and shit like before stream

[01:39:44] Yeah, I probably come the night before we probably see

[01:39:48] Hold on, we'll have sex or something before.

[01:39:50] What?

[01:39:51] I'm sorry.

[01:39:52] But, bro.

[01:39:53] Oh!

[01:39:54] The way they got him.

[01:39:56] Jigsay!

[01:39:57] Can you hear me?

[01:39:59] Oh, okay, sorry.

[01:40:01] What happened?

[01:40:02] Can you hear me?

[01:40:03] No, say it again?

[01:40:04] I'm gonna get you a whole ass set up in my room, bro.

[01:40:07] Like, we're gonna beat Minecraft.

[01:40:08] Yeah, I know.

[01:40:09] We're gonna beat miners that day.

[01:40:10] But, bro, we need bulletproof vests.

[01:40:14] Okay, we'll get bulletproof vests at Dr. Sprank's, bro.

[01:40:17] hi brah I miss you soon

[01:40:21] hi brah I'll see you in the tart bro

[01:40:23] springs

[01:40:30] you got all your laughs bro god damn

[01:40:33] that was good laughs

[01:40:35] I can't wait for the diamond gym bro

[01:40:37] no

[01:40:39] diamond gym is not gonna be fun bro I

[01:40:41] don't want to do no diamond gym no more

[01:40:43] Dude

[01:40:48] If he's go wait that means that if we go to tarpon he's got to come to Cherry Hill

[01:40:53] But we can't go there

[01:40:56] Yeah

[01:41:00] It's no joke

[01:41:02] No, it's no joke. I went with my mom and I'm not gonna so like 50 helicopters like it's no joke

[01:41:13] I just got like chills when we used to cheer you up, so serious.

[01:41:23] Alright, so we basically got a chill basically until we can find like a young dude.

[01:41:31] We got a chill until we can find like a young dude to help us out.

[01:41:39] to find out who you are maybe you're lucky

[01:41:42] so just keep it like a little low key you know what I'm saying you know the classic

[01:41:46] oh it's a classic

[01:41:55] don't have a camera

[01:42:03] hello

[01:42:05] Well, that's not, yeah, I wasn't feeling that.

[01:42:09] Definitely not feeling that.

[01:42:11] Are you good?

[01:42:17] Any pennies in here?

[01:42:19] For me.

[01:42:21] You still have bit rate?

[01:42:23] Sure, yeah.

[01:42:25] Wait, is that Pepsi?

[01:42:27] I'm just kidding. Imagine, dude.

[01:42:29] I looked. I thought you were doing that.

[01:42:31] I'm not going to lie. I thought you had it planned. I looked.

[01:42:33] I looked

[01:42:36] All right, we gotta say

[01:42:41] Tell me a corporate

[01:42:43] Hello there

[01:42:45] Quick question

[01:42:47] I'm trying to basically build this

[01:42:50] Where would I have to go to build something like this? It's just two pvc vts troops. Oh, yeah, I mean just to collect those

[01:42:59] Do you think you could help me build this

[01:43:03] over there so you can provide you the information buddy, and that.

[01:43:09] I just want to go to the boat, and I don't have Pepsi.

[01:43:15] Do we need to be a certain size?

[01:43:17] Just to fit me. We're going to go on a pool, you know what I'm saying?

[01:43:20] Ooh, shower!

[01:43:21] Very nice.

[01:43:23] Very nice.

[01:43:25] Have you ever been to tarpon springs?

[01:43:27] No, I've only been in the same four corners over there,

[01:43:30] and I've only been in the other ones.

[01:43:32] true

[01:43:43] Hey, hey, hey

[01:43:45] Hell yeah, I'm trying to build a boat and it's a documentary you might help with me

[01:43:52] Well, you're just the guy I'm looking for dude

[01:43:58] We're trying to build this little matter daddy right here

[01:44:01] So we need two tubes like I if you can make me a list of things to build this

[01:44:06] I'd be more than quick. I don't know. I'm gonna have a complete list. Oh, yeah. I'm an idiot. Okay. Yes

[01:44:10] Just like where do you find the tubes that like zip ties the ties are an electrical. That'll be

[01:44:19] Can't really tell

[01:44:21] I mean if you needed that security handle, it's definitely a Tiktok.

[01:44:24] They don't crunch the plastic at all at this time around.

[01:44:27] Alright, but how do you...

[01:44:28] I mean those right there, I'm guessing is this off a tutorial or something?

[01:44:32] This is off like a Tiktok, I just found this.

[01:44:35] Oh, a Tiktok? You haven't had the actual video?

[01:44:37] No, I don't have the actual video but...

[01:44:43] Um, but yeah, I just need like two big tubes.

[01:44:46] It looks like wood and then do you guys have like a seat?

[01:44:49] I mean that one, no not that far, that far if I got the DIY it's unscrew it and put your own on it.

[01:44:56] Okay, so do you know where I can get the tubes to start maybe?

[01:45:00] Yeah, I think I'll have those over here.

[01:45:03] Oh fuck, I need a lepsi.

[01:45:06] Oh my god, I need a lepsi.

[01:45:09] I don't know.

[01:45:11] I need a lepsi.

[01:45:13] These would be kind of, holy shit.

[01:45:15] Of course it's to that width you have on your phone right there.

[01:45:18] And then to keep it upright, we have these angles and how they use the touch to the ends to move it around.

[01:45:25] Would you guys saw this?

[01:45:27] Saw it off? I mean, it's usually more, it's easier to saw it.

[01:45:31] Is that big, huh?

[01:45:33] Oh yeah, it's usually like about what I see, like 10 feet.

[01:45:36] 10 feet and then...

[01:45:37] Do you have something to cover the holes for the water that we get in?

[01:45:39] Oh yeah, we do got end caps on here.

[01:45:41] Oh yeah.

[01:45:42] Do you know what you'll see that fits?

[01:45:49] Oh, sorry, don't sue me.

[01:45:51] That'll work?

[01:45:53] Yeah, but you gotta tighten it, though.

[01:46:01] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[01:46:03] To hopefully glue weld it on?

[01:46:05] I just need something so if I jump in the pool, like on top of it, that it'll just

[01:46:12] keep me afloat. Oh yeah you afloat. Oh floater. Okay can I do, you think anyone's using this

[01:46:18] car? Uh that's uh, that's trash. Yeah we're using that one. We got some in the front though.

[01:46:24] Yeah I feel fine doing real quick off these. Thank you bro. So you think, so this cap right here

[01:46:29] which one? Usually I have a dude orange right now. Yeah usually I have a dude named Pepsi who

[01:46:33] helps with all this. Nice. But yeah he's not here anymore. No like the cap you're showing

[01:46:38] should work okay so two of these and then do I need a drill or zip tie you

[01:46:42] think zip ties are gonna work with wood should work like this what is this

[01:46:50] connected to the wood that keeps it still you know he's not I could use a

[01:46:55] zip tie be easy yeah how do you zip tie that you just go like you propose it

[01:47:01] yeah well you just kind of get it wrapped it around there you know half

[01:47:05] I think I need a drill, I think I need a drill, I think I need a hole through it, I think I need a hole through it.

[01:47:12] Alright, two holes, maybe get a drill, if we go to hardware we have drills.

[01:47:21] So we go to the next aisle over, that'll be on.

[01:47:24] Yeah, let me try a drill, another one leads and a saw.

[01:47:28] Okay, so I need two of these, let me get two.

[01:47:30] Probably two of these and we're gonna come to half and then it'll just be two on each side.

[01:47:35] So this is the same thing right here?

[01:47:37] Yep.

[01:47:50] Yep, yep.

[01:47:51] Same thing. Got it?

[01:47:52] Thank you, dude. This is much.

[01:47:55] Oh, this is a good team right here.

[01:47:57] You guys are making my dream come true, dude.

[01:47:59] Easy, bro. No, we're gonna float. And if I don't float, where do you get your day returner now?

[01:48:11] Oh yeah, returner. Just on ball, everything, bring it up piece by piece.

[01:48:16] Okay, so then next up I'm gonna need four caps. Yeah, the caps. So which caps I need four?

[01:48:23] Well, those ones you have are wide, so they'll be more like aesthetic. I like the way you think.

[01:48:29] Oh

[01:48:31] Hey, you may need a why

[01:48:34] It's to we're coming in house, so it's gonna be 20 side now

[01:48:38] No, I don't know. I think it's one step. We're gonna do one. You're recording. See what?

[01:48:43] Yeah, but I thought I was gonna be like one

[01:48:48] So there wasn't like two on one side two on the other side just so it can float more

[01:48:52] I was just one. I thought oh, did I get to yeah? Yeah, hey, so the full moon

[01:48:57] Oh, I could just take those together. Yeah. Oh, I have an idea. I just thought of it

[01:49:04] Right, I get two more and they get float even more

[01:49:11] We're gonna cut in half so can I get eight caps?

[01:49:15] Yeah, we couldn't really source you something that are like fully blown up. You can be like

[01:49:19] filed on them with the glue. So these you could just with a drill and a socket you can pretty much

[01:49:25] just or even like a little small scoochery to just oh you can turn that on. Yeah, I'll have a pinch.

[01:49:32] Okay so one two three four nine eight seven yeah I think it's eight. Yeah I need eight.

[01:49:38] One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10.

[01:49:45] I know how many are in here, but hold on now, I see this little trick you guys are doing.

[01:49:58] You must not forget, I love pennies.

[01:50:01] Four, five, six, seven, eight.

[01:50:05] the change. Alright so I need a saw and a drill. So saw, drill, zip ties. What's the closest here?

[01:50:24] I follow you you're my god

[01:50:54] How about here?

[01:51:01] Why do I need a drill?

[01:51:05] To put the wood for the zip ties.

[01:51:09] What do you recommend?

[01:51:10] So if I got to put a seat, a drill?

[01:51:13] Do I need a drill?

[01:51:14] Okay, I'll do a drill.

[01:51:15] Would you want like a plug-in drill?

[01:51:17] This one's too simple.

[01:51:18] I mean honestly, this one's probably with batteries, right?

[01:51:20] Yeah.

[01:51:21] Yeah, something that has batteries.

[01:51:22] Yeah, I mean one thing about it is that you don't really have much like complete kids. So that's a dude. Let's plug it in

[01:51:28] I'll separate I'll figure it out

[01:51:36] I need a hard hat

[01:51:40] I probably need a hard hat right for safety precautions. Oh

[01:51:44] It's got the marketer

[01:51:46] I'm building a boat I'm building a boat a boat. Yeah

[01:52:06] What's the best drill we can recommend or saw well, I mean best will probably be no walkie-talkie

[01:52:12] But what I would say is that like, I don't know if this is going to use this for this one DIY project or...

[01:52:17] Yeah, but I'll keep it forever. Who knows? Maybe I'll do more, but it's something whatever is like the cheapest but good. You know what I'm saying? Like, it does the job.

[01:52:25] So we need a... Are you sure we need a drill?

[01:52:26] I mean, probably.

[01:52:27] I don't think we need a drill. I think we need a saw.

[01:52:30] So how are you going to do these zip ties?

[01:52:32] I mean, use your hands.

[01:52:34] Where are you going to connect me? You're like picking through the world, huh?

[01:52:40] Like where you think?

[01:52:42] The green one behind you

[01:52:48] Only by a snap on we need that so oh man

[01:52:53] We do here. What do we need chat someone's I'm just gonna draw

[01:52:57] No walking cuz a laze

[01:53:00] Holy shit school it in those zip tie it. Oh, yeah

[01:53:05] No, we probably shit

[01:53:07] Like hammered in they're saying or drill it in drill it in it needs to be drilled in yeah

[01:53:12] Yeah, no, oh god. It does. I know what it is now. No one god. I know what it is. No, I swear God because look you tie these

[01:53:18] Wait, we need two more of these don't we?

[01:53:20] We need to cut them in half

[01:53:21] Oh, yeah

[01:53:23] It'll sink

[01:53:25] No drill

[01:53:28] Too many variables. Oh my god, it's gonna sink if there's holes

[01:53:32] Yes, if there's even a little bit of holes the water is gonna be above the water

[01:53:37] The hole isn't the wood, the wood isn't supposed to be under the water.

[01:53:40] But the wood is on top of it.

[01:53:41] Yeah, that's because we're being watered.

[01:53:43] Poke the picture.

[01:53:48] Yeah, look, okay, so we have the things on the side and they wrap around the pipe and

[01:53:52] you put a drill, I think, a little hole.

[01:53:55] No, the zip ties, look, it's like in it. What is that black stuff in it?

[01:53:58] And then you just put the zip tie through the hole.

[01:54:01] That's what I'm sure.

[01:54:02] See, like I'm lost now.

[01:54:03] Zip ties around. You know what I'm thinking? I'm thinking we zip tie these two together,

[01:54:10] run this together, right? And then we drill it in from the top, drill it in, nail it in,

[01:54:14] nail it in so it's a seat. Yeah? I don't know what the nail is. I don't know. I don't know.

[01:54:19] Do I call Betsy? Dude, we just need to find drilling a saw and buy zip ties and leave.

[01:54:25] Okay, what's the cheapest drill here that works and the cheapest saw?

[01:54:29] I don't know, but I think we can just do it around. We don't have to do it in the pool.

[01:54:43] Probably like plug-in. Is that it?

[01:54:48] Sorry, I'll be right back.

[01:54:56] I'm fucking good, I'm used to that, Pepsi.

[01:55:00] Take the battery, idiot.

[01:55:02] Okay, hey, oh my god, this shit is stressful. I need Pepsi, bro. I can't.

[01:55:05] Well, why do you just keep standing? I need Pepsi.

[01:55:07] I need booze. Just fucking focus.

[01:55:09] Let's just think about it. Let's just think about it.

[01:55:10] So I cut it in half.

[01:55:12] Two next to each other. So it's tied together.

[01:55:14] So it's like a big one. It's like two hugging each other, like this.

[01:55:17] Yeah.

[01:55:18] Then put the caps on.

[01:55:20] It's in the water, I'm gonna do.

[01:55:21] Yeah.

[01:55:22] Then you put a hole in the top.

[01:55:25] the top wood there line it with both sides so it's like this so it's like

[01:55:30] this right and the woods across so imagine it's like that yeah nail it in

[01:55:35] so that's where you sit but you don't need wood you don't need to put a hole in

[01:55:39] the putt though so how you gonna get the wood to stay

[01:55:42] the zip tie so why do you need nails that's something you said I don't know

[01:55:48] how the fuck is the zip tie though gonna do that you think about it logically like

[01:55:52] No, I'm not kidding.

[01:55:53] Look, you see that this is the tubes.

[01:55:55] Yeah.

[01:55:56] Let's say that you want a wood right here.

[01:55:58] Yeah.

[01:55:58] Where do you put the zip tie then?

[01:55:59] Talk to me.

[01:56:00] The zip tie goes around the pipe and then you make a hole in the wood and I think you just put the zip tie

[01:56:06] through the hole and around the pipe.

[01:56:09] So it looks like they did in the Florida.

[01:56:11] So you're just saying no nails or nothing.

[01:56:16] Um, to be able to float, yeah.

[01:56:22] We could use rope.

[01:56:25] Yeah, technically we could use rope.

[01:56:28] Honestly, I think our best bet is zip ties.

[01:56:30] I think so too.

[01:56:31] Yeah, like you could use rope.

[01:56:33] But I think zip ties.

[01:56:34] They're saying listen to you.

[01:56:35] Okay, I'm gonna listen to you the whole time.

[01:56:36] I'm not reading chat no more.

[01:56:38] So you need, so two pipes are gonna go like this.

[01:56:41] Correct?

[01:56:42] Like how it is right here.

[01:56:43] Then we're gonna just zip tie a wood on it.

[01:56:45] Yeah, but we need like a pretty decent sized zip tie.

[01:56:48] Hopefully they have.

[01:56:49] Yeah.

[01:56:50] Okay, so.

[01:56:51] All I need is a Driller's saw.

[01:56:53] Holy, can I get one Driller and one saw?

[01:56:56] Whatever can cut this, a saw, and then a drill,

[01:57:00] whatever can just...

[01:57:01] Do you want a hand saw or a like...

[01:57:03] A lecture.

[01:57:05] Think a hand?

[01:57:06] What do you think we recommend for this?

[01:57:07] A hand saw, it's very simple.

[01:57:08] Yeah.

[01:57:09] Can I do a hand saw?

[01:57:10] Yeah, so hand saw on each...

[01:57:17] So what's these here?

[01:57:18] What drill do you think those are?

[01:57:19] These are all corded.

[01:57:20] What is the most like dumb proof drill like a dumb ass I can make it do? Okay, so this is all we need to do a speed drill

[01:57:27] Yeah

[01:57:29] Thing I mean, I don't know

[01:57:32] 1,000

[01:57:44] Drill bit that have a drill bit

[01:57:47] No. So, two of these are sold separately. You can buy, uh, I guess, a set or an individual.

[01:57:55] Oh, wait. Do you have a battery one?

[01:57:58] Uh, yeah. Yeah, I do. Thank you.

[01:58:02] Do you want the same brand?

[01:58:04] Whatever is the cheapest battery one that can get the job done.

[01:58:08] You need to help me here, bro. I can't read the chat no more.

[01:58:12] I think you just need one of these.

[01:58:14] Point it to one of these shots.

[01:58:16] Right?

[01:58:18] And then these will work with the drill that you're about to give me.

[01:58:22] Yeah, this is easily enough.

[01:58:24] Look how big this one is.

[01:58:26] Yeah, that's good.

[01:58:28] You're the new pet.

[01:58:30] Oh.

[01:58:32] That's okay.

[01:58:34] I don't know what he said.

[01:58:41] He's looking for any videos of this picture and he's starting to think this is AI.

[01:58:50] No way.

[01:58:52] What's going on?

[01:58:54] Where's the scenario?

[01:58:56] Thank you, sir.

[01:58:58] I mean, what are all of these zetides being?

[01:59:00] Yeah, like, strong zetides.

[01:59:02] Fifty. Fifty.

[01:59:04] Got it.

[01:59:06] Alright.

[01:59:08] Fifty. Where's Fifty yet?

[01:59:10] Don't forget your hands on.

[01:59:12] Oh, yeah, sure.

[01:59:14] I'll touch it.

[01:59:16] And then Fifty, you said?

[01:59:18] Okay, worst case scenario, we're gonna have to do the jugs.

[01:59:22] If this doesn't work out, it's a no one panic in the chat.

[01:59:28] A hand saw.

[01:59:29] And please.

[01:59:30] Where is it?

[01:59:31] Where is it?

[01:59:32] Where are hammers?

[01:59:33] Um, you lying?

[01:59:34] Oh, down here on the very end.

[01:59:35] It's a fucking lie.

[01:59:36] You think this is enough?

[01:59:37] No.

[01:59:38] No.

[01:59:39] No.

[01:59:40] No.

[01:59:41] No.

[01:59:42] No.

[01:59:43] No.

[01:59:44] No.

[01:59:45] I'm not sure why, you think this is enough?

[01:59:48] Yeah, I'm pretty sure it is.

[01:59:49] No, this one's cop.

[01:59:53] Right?

[01:59:53] And then just...

[01:59:55] Not because then the top will block it.

[01:59:59] What?

[02:00:01] Oh.

[02:00:02] You know what I mean?

[02:00:03] Think so smart.

[02:00:06] This is why you're hired, dude.

[02:00:09] You think this one?

[02:00:10] Yeah, probably just a little default.

[02:00:13] I'm not kidding, I'm hype.

[02:00:18] No, worst case scenario, we just build the other one.

[02:00:21] Literally.

[02:00:22] Literally.

[02:00:23] I don't need longer ones for this.

[02:00:29] Longer what?

[02:00:30] Longer saw?

[02:00:31] Yeah, they're saying I might need a longer one.

[02:00:34] That's a wood saw?

[02:00:35] No, it's for fucking plastic.

[02:00:37] That'll 100% work, look.

[02:00:40] I don't think it'll matter.

[02:00:42] Right?

[02:00:43] I'm saying that like that'll be enough though, you know

[02:00:50] They're saying I might need glue for the end caps

[02:00:55] That's true, I thought they just go on he said that's what I thought now. He definitely said there's like some bullsh**

[02:01:02] Do I need glue for these end caps for this? I don't think so, right? They'll just go on

[02:01:09] Yeah, yeah, that's why I thought and then where's zip ties 50

[02:01:16] Where's 50?

[02:01:22] Let's go down on us

[02:01:23] Let's go in the middle

[02:01:25] What about that?

[02:01:27] They go so far back

[02:01:29] Maybe, we'll find out

[02:01:32] I look like I know what I'm done

[02:01:34] You think you're pushing the car, yeah?

[02:01:39] I'm a builder.

[02:01:41] I'm a survivor.

[02:01:49] Ha!

[02:01:50] Yo, it's real a fuck you, G.

[02:01:52] Get it? We're in the drill section.

[02:01:54] That's a banger.

[02:01:55] Ciao, dudes.

[02:01:57] This guy's running.

[02:01:59] What's going on over here?

[02:02:01] Doing a YouTube video.

[02:02:03] He was a time limit.

[02:02:05] Did you?

[02:02:07] Yeah, sure.

[02:02:09] He's running.

[02:02:11] He's running.

[02:02:13] He's running.

[02:02:15] He's running.

[02:02:17] He's running.

[02:02:19] He's running.

[02:02:21] He's running.

[02:02:23] He's running.

[02:02:25] Good sir.

[02:02:28] You're like just work hours.

[02:02:31] You're always doing a YouTube video where they have one hour to build something.

[02:02:34] It's one hour!

[02:02:35] Let's go build!

[02:02:37] What if Mr. Beeson's here and he's giving away Home Depot stuff?

[02:02:40] Put everything in your cart right now and only fuck the box.

[02:02:48] Fucking dog.

[02:02:49] I don't know, I just walked down the island.

[02:03:16] They're all extension cords.

[02:03:28] They're all extension cords.

[02:03:32] There's a lot of stuff for lights.

[02:03:40] Yeah, there's probably just the big ones.

[02:03:42] Shout this one out.

[02:03:44] Those are really big.

[02:03:45] Yeah, but it's fine, right?

[02:03:47] Yeah, let's do those and like a little bit farther though.

[02:03:50] Shoot two just in case.

[02:03:51] And the really big ones.

[02:03:52] So with them or just one?

[02:03:53] Just one.

[02:03:54] Sure.

[02:03:56] There's a lot of them.

[02:03:59] Look at us, bro.

[02:03:59] I got you out.

[02:04:00] Got a bad ass butt.

[02:04:03] Huh?

[02:04:04] Who's gonna know I am?

[02:04:04] Yeah.

[02:04:05] Yeah.

[02:04:06] Yeah.

[02:04:07] Yeah.

[02:04:08] Yeah.

[02:04:09] Yeah.

[02:04:10] Yeah.

[02:04:11] Yeah.

[02:04:11] All right, so, okay, we need wood.

[02:04:21] Oh, we do need wood.

[02:04:23] Do we have wood here?

[02:04:25] Yes.

[02:04:26] Okay, so we need wood.

[02:04:28] And then we also need a seat.

[02:04:30] Oh, yeah, they said they don't have a seat.

[02:04:32] Or do we make a makeshift seat?

[02:04:33] Oh, God, we could buy a lawn chair and cut it off.

[02:04:35] And cut off the legs or something, though.

[02:04:37] Okay, so we need wood.

[02:04:40] There you don't work here.

[02:04:42] Any workers?

[02:04:44] You gotta find wood.

[02:04:46] I'll start walking down the middle.

[02:04:48] No, I think it's usually down there.

[02:04:54] Oh, no.

[02:04:56] What do you think it's over here though?

[02:05:11] I think.

[02:05:12] Oh my goodness.

[02:05:13] Stay in the head.

[02:05:14] Oh my god.

[02:05:15] I guess we're the other one.

[02:05:16] That kick cutty?

[02:05:17] Is this my trippin?

[02:05:18] No, it's not.

[02:05:19] Am I racist?

[02:05:20] No, it's not.

[02:05:21] It's not.

[02:05:22] It's not.

[02:05:23] I don't think that's good for you.

[02:05:24] Am I racist?

[02:05:27] Oh my god, does that not look like you, goodie?

[02:05:30] Maybe it's for real.

[02:05:33] Does that not look like him?

[02:05:34] I don't know.

[02:05:37] Should we keep walking?

[02:05:45] That's not Frank Ocean.

[02:05:49] Your eye on them summer hats, Dad.

[02:05:51] How are you looking, man?

[02:05:52] That's my number one fan.

[02:05:56] Yep, that's Maro.

[02:05:58] Yep, that's Maro.

[02:06:00] Those are the chairs.

[02:06:02] Holy my...

[02:06:04] It looks like very hot zone.

[02:06:06] There's no hot zone.

[02:06:10] I just want to get some wood planks.

[02:06:22] Excuse me?

[02:06:32] What if he's a bucket to sit in?

[02:06:42] No. Excuse me?

[02:06:44] Push that TV port slash stable or not.

[02:06:54] Say it again?

[02:06:55] Push that TV port slash stable or not.

[02:06:56] Stable or not, though?

[02:06:57] I love you, bro.

[02:06:58] I love you, dog.

[02:06:59] You're kind, man.

[02:07:00] Alright, we need to find wood.

[02:07:03] Where's the wood?

[02:07:04] All the way on the end.

[02:07:05] He's going to open up the fucking chat.

[02:07:06] It's going to be just cacos, bro.

[02:07:07] He's so fucking confused.

[02:07:08] He's going to open up the fucking chat and it's going to be just cacos bro.

[02:07:12] He's so fucking confused.

[02:07:14] Everyone say I want to fuck that dog.

[02:07:17] What?

[02:07:18] Everyone say I want that bearded man.

[02:07:21] So he opens it and he's like what the fuck?

[02:07:31] Every breath you take, every step you make, I'll be fucking watching.

[02:07:38] You do we're almost done, right right? I'm ready to build

[02:07:51] Wait we were here before lumber I see it yes a little traffic jam

[02:08:01] Take a seat dude

[02:08:08] Dennis just saw a burger.

[02:08:10] Two more.

[02:08:11] That's fucking building.

[02:08:14] Alright, what do we need here?

[02:08:16] Remember, we can have them cut it.

[02:08:21] We gotta go down here.

[02:08:23] Go down here.

[02:08:24] Yes.

[02:08:25] I'm burning!

[02:08:26] Excuse me?

[02:08:27] Yeah.

[02:08:28] Quick question.

[02:08:29] If these pieces of water I got here, one, two, three, four, five,

[02:08:33] do you think you could help me with that, maybe?

[02:08:35] I think I could help you.

[02:08:36] Yeah, that's fine.

[02:08:37] I think we need to get some on the cut-off here.

[02:08:54] Or I could cut them, right?

[02:08:57] Chesh, should I cut it or should I cut them? They can do a corporate bait.

[02:09:00] That'll do a good job.

[02:09:02] He's telling you to get on there. He's telling you to get on there.

[02:09:04] Oh, fuck.

[02:09:05] I'll let him do it, I'll come.

[02:09:10] Let me just put this right over here.

[02:09:14] Hey, hey, hey.

[02:09:16] So, I need basically whatever that is.

[02:09:23] So one, two, three, four, five.

[02:09:25] Kind of like that look, you know.

[02:09:27] So like one, two, I think.

[02:09:30] Just to basically, so imagine these are split in half.

[02:09:33] I'm trying to go to the boat.

[02:09:35] You know what I'm doing?

[02:09:38] What?

[02:09:46] Does the man have to fight or he's trying to...

[02:09:48] I mean, no.

[02:09:51] Let's stay conservative.

[02:09:55] I guess you're worth it, right?

[02:09:57] There's a little thing.

[02:09:58] Yeah.

[02:09:59] I don't know if you are...

[02:10:00] That helps us keep in mind. I'm gonna sit. So it's got to keep me afloat and I'm a hundred and fifty pounds

[02:10:08] 55

[02:10:11] Okay, I'm 170

[02:10:15] But this might you might not even have to cut it

[02:10:21] This might be enough

[02:10:23] I don't know.

[02:10:24] You got pretty straight in the head.

[02:10:25] I'm just trying to sell us.

[02:10:26] Not that big.

[02:10:27] And then this will hold me?

[02:10:30] This will hold me.

[02:10:33] Just to be safe?

[02:10:34] I would go with this.

[02:10:35] If you're going to be in the water, I want your drowning, sir.

[02:10:40] I'm trying to think, though.

[02:10:43] Because we don't want it too big.

[02:10:45] I kind of like the width of this.

[02:10:47] You see the width?

[02:10:49] I think he's trying to sell us.

[02:10:54] Yeah, so you could, are you planning to sell on it?

[02:10:57] Yeah.

[02:10:58] Okay, gotcha.

[02:10:59] Yeah, I didn't have part of it.

[02:11:00] Okay, yeah.

[02:11:01] Thank you.

[02:11:02] You think I could just use these then, yeah?

[02:11:03] Like three.

[02:11:04] Why should I write more just in case?

[02:11:05] Okay, I like four.

[02:11:06] Sorry about that, sir.

[02:11:07] You're good, you're good.

[02:11:08] This is fucking cop.

[02:11:10] Yeah, it's good.

[02:11:11] The whole thing is file.

[02:11:12] One, two, three.

[02:11:13] I'm gonna buy six.

[02:11:14] Thank you.

[02:11:15] Thank you.

[02:11:16] I think I'm gonna buy six.

[02:11:17] I think I'm gonna buy six just in case. Maybe more?

[02:11:21] Bro, just in case.

[02:11:23] You think? No?

[02:11:25] I don't think more than six.

[02:11:27] You think this is enough?

[02:11:29] I'm kind of going for maybe uh, six is probably fine.

[02:11:37] Chad, what do you think?

[02:11:39] Six is probably good.

[02:11:41] Six is a lot.

[02:11:43] I hope the bag works.

[02:11:47] Your chat work

[02:11:55] Good dropping bits not good now we're dropping bits

[02:12:00] I'm not sure

[02:12:17] I just, I can't see the chat but I just see, Ron you're a short-knocked fuck.

[02:12:23] Okay, wait, come here.

[02:12:26] Okay, so what are we missing here?

[02:12:29] Is this enough you think chat?

[02:12:30] Look, we have a saw, we have a drill, we have the drill thing, we have the caps, we have the zip ties, we have the chair, we have the wood.

[02:12:40] What else are we missing?

[02:12:45] Paddles! Paddles! Do I just need more wood do you think? Just so like...

[02:12:50] I don't know.

[02:12:51] So what do you need?

[02:12:52] An actual paddle.

[02:12:53] What do you have to make it?

[02:12:54] Or you can just buy it.

[02:12:58] Duct tape. Bro, do I need duct tape?

[02:13:01] No.

[02:13:02] Oh no, I don't think so. It didn't look like it in the photo.

[02:13:06] Chad, look at this photo. Come here.

[02:13:08] Tell me what I'm missing here besides the paddle.

[02:13:15] Wait, Loki, this shit is way more flamboyant.

[02:13:21] Or whatever.

[02:13:22] You know how it keeps it like a float?

[02:13:25] Those caps?

[02:13:26] You know what I'm talking about?

[02:13:27] What?

[02:13:28] Like it takes up.

[02:13:29] So, like you know how a boat is, like...

[02:13:32] Yeah.

[02:13:33] Ooh.

[02:13:34] The Engel cheese.

[02:13:35] That's what I need.

[02:13:36] Elbow.

[02:13:37] The angle cheese that's what I need

[02:13:44] Elbow pipes you're saying

[02:13:48] I need an elbow PVC. I think we get rid of the caps. We get elbow PVC

[02:13:53] Swear on

[02:13:54] They're kidding. What we keep the caps and the elbow

[02:13:58] I think

[02:14:00] But I can't read the chat and do it. It's do it fuck

[02:14:03] Can you read it? Oh, nah cuz it'll make the mic lag

[02:14:07] Here you go.

[02:14:11] Thank you, brother.

[02:14:15] Get a flag.

[02:14:17] Dude, I don't need a fucking flag.

[02:14:25] No, I didn't- they want me to get a toilet seat, dude.

[02:14:33] Walk in.

[02:14:34] Guys, just drop the chair.

[02:14:37] I think you do I'm not gonna I swear to God I think that's the thing that's gonna keep

[02:14:58] it on.

[02:14:59] Pantune boats don't have that.

[02:15:02] What?

[02:15:03] Pantune boats don't have that.

[02:15:04] What's negative about a pontoon boat not having that?

[02:15:08] This isn't about a pontoon boat.

[02:15:12] He sent me off man. Wait, where is he? Did he skip it?

[02:15:19] Actually, we cut it past it.

[02:15:23] I'm not just past it.

[02:15:24] I'm sweating.

[02:15:27] You're saying I walked past it. What was it?

[02:15:29] Uh, just keep going back. It's on the thing that's hanging from the ceiling.

[02:15:37] PVC glue. Where's the PVC thing again?

[02:15:41] And then the dessert elbows and glue.

[02:15:47] It looks at me like I'm a fucking idiot.

[02:15:50] Wait, I mean, you keep asking me the same question.

[02:15:53] It's always just a good indicator to double check, you know?

[02:15:56] He said four inches on the ground.

[02:16:26] That's them.

[02:16:28] Very glue.

[02:16:30] Oh, no, they should just go on.

[02:16:32] We could go see if they fit on.

[02:16:47] Thank God you smelled it first.

[02:16:49] It's not quaking me.

[02:16:50] Hey, what the fuck?

[02:16:52] I want to get fits.

[02:16:54] I'm gonna try to stick it around.

[02:17:00] This one fits.

[02:17:02] Yeah, I think so.

[02:17:05] Oh, I like that.

[02:17:07] That's cop. How many do we need?

[02:17:10] How many do we need?

[02:17:12] You're gonna need eight.

[02:17:15] Chad, make sure to give the hundred something.

[02:17:17] I think we can put them on tops for...

[02:17:20] No, it's a case.

[02:17:22] I mean, I'm just do whatever you want to do.

[02:17:26] One, two, so we need eight.

[02:17:28] So six more.

[02:17:29] Guys, if you're here right now, drop a sub right now, or maybe even follow.

[02:17:33] One of you lucky guys might win a brand new car.

[02:17:40] Three, eight?

[02:17:42] Yeah.

[02:17:43] So one, two, three, four, five, six.

[02:17:52] We don't need glue. Don't even ask for glue. It's not happening. It's not fucking happening.

[02:18:01] No, we're right about a fucking boat. Are you not hyped? I'm hyped, bro.

[02:18:10] Fucked up, everyone's like...

[02:18:14] Alright. We have the wood, we have the drill, we have... What are we missing?

[02:18:19] What do we need right now?

[02:18:26] Glue or Drown?

[02:18:27] Brother, they're saying I need glue to all spin mania, like everyone.

[02:18:30] What is the glue for?

[02:18:31] What are you doing to glue?

[02:18:32] Oh, no.

[02:18:33] Let me move this.

[02:18:34] PVC glue.

[02:18:35] Oh

[02:18:38] No

[02:18:42] Let me move this

[02:18:48] PVC blue oh

[02:18:51] Kenny a combo that we definitely need to seal the elbows PVC blue. All right. Can you help me find the blue?

[02:19:00] Listen case

[02:19:03] You know as a precaution

[02:19:05] Is it? No. Is this? Is that it? No. What is WB40? Uh, it sounds like squeaky. Or, like, uh, it's really often something that's a little...

[02:19:26] Oh, this might be it.

[02:19:31] Um, I don't know, read it.

[02:19:37] Primate Prime Wrap Tab in Addisif.

[02:19:40] This one's got a fucking, what is that?

[02:19:48] What's that thing here?

[02:19:50] Grease Monkey.

[02:19:52] I don't think you need it, but I also don't really understand what you can use it for,

[02:20:05] so maybe that's why.

[02:20:06] Oh, right here.

[02:20:07] Trub and tile.

[02:20:08] That's cock.

[02:20:09] What is cock?

[02:20:10] It's for like, I thought it was for like concrete.

[02:20:12] They say I need it.

[02:20:13] Or like holes and shit.

[02:20:14] I'm kind of on the matter.

[02:20:15] I just don't know.

[02:20:16] I'm sure.

[02:20:17] I don't know.

[02:20:18] I don't know, I'm just curious, but if it is here, it's one of these things right here.

[02:20:25] The glue is 100% right here, nothing else here is in a container.

[02:20:30] It says one of these say glue though.

[02:20:33] Where?

[02:20:34] Is it I spy?

[02:20:35] One of them 100% says glue.

[02:20:36] Oh, red hot glue glow.

[02:20:38] PVC pipe, coconut.

[02:20:40] Cement.

[02:20:41] Wait, do we need cement?

[02:20:43] Is this actually what it is?

[02:20:47] I definitely don't need cement, dude.

[02:20:50] I don't know...

[02:20:51] I think we could just leave, probably.

[02:20:55] But I don't know, like, I'm not a pro.

[02:21:00] Know the blue one.

[02:21:02] This!

[02:21:04] Hold on, just keep playing this game. This?

[02:21:14] Wet and dry weld on.

[02:21:17] Purple, they've seen this one, look at this, five minute drive sales.

[02:21:29] There you go, this is it, got it, easy, I told you bruh, easy let's go, all right what

[02:21:45] I think that's it.

[02:21:47] Oh, we need a screwdriver.

[02:21:49] That is what we need.

[02:21:51] For what?

[02:21:53] For the things that...

[02:21:55] Or we don't need a cap anymore, right?

[02:21:57] Um...

[02:21:59] We need a drill.

[02:22:01] I don't think we need a screwdriver, Chuck.

[02:22:03] We need a screwdriver?

[02:22:05] We have to look a fucking dunderhead right now.

[02:22:07] We have a drill. I don't think we need a screwdriver.

[02:22:09] Hmm...

[02:22:11] I don't think we need a screwdriver.

[02:22:13] No, we're good, honestly, let's go, I think we did it, we're done, we're done, Lace,

[02:22:30] What do we do for a paddle then bro?

[02:22:50] a basket that I have in it.

[02:22:52] Ooh, a little shake.

[02:22:53] Ha ha ha.

[02:23:05] Do you guys have any paddles by any chance?

[02:23:08] No paddles?

[02:23:11] She looks so disappointed in me.

[02:23:14] What the fuck was that?

[02:23:15] She couldn't even answer.

[02:23:16] She just had to shake her head.

[02:23:18] or whatever. We're leaving. Hey, hey, hey. Sorry? Like I'm building a boat out of all this. I just need to be able to go.

[02:23:25] Oh, paddle. No. Can I check out these, please? Okay. The backup plans are out there. That's the backup plan.

[02:23:38] That's a lot of water we'll have to drink. There's a lot. Chad, the backup plan. So if not, if this

[02:23:44] doesn't work we have a backup plan and you're probably wondering on what does

[02:23:49] the backup plan look like it looks like this

[02:23:54] the worst case scenario we're gonna have to drink all of these

[02:23:59] Uh, six.

[02:24:01] One, two, three, four, five, six.

[02:24:04] Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.

[02:24:08] Let's go. That's not an Israel boat.

[02:24:10] Oh my God.

[02:24:12] What?

[02:24:14] I'm actually hyped, are you?

[02:24:16] Yeah, I'm not.

[02:24:17] You don't seem excited, man.

[02:24:19] You seem very sad recently.

[02:24:21] I miss Laze when he was like...

[02:24:23] When we moved to 3911, you'd be like, just...

[02:24:26] I'm really sad.

[02:24:28] It's not enough pickles out of you today.

[02:24:31] Say that every day all of a sudden, bro.

[02:24:34] Say it again, see? See how it works?

[02:24:36] These two are the same.

[02:24:37] Sorry? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[02:24:41] This is nice.

[02:24:42] Look, I actually get now how people buy these.

[02:24:44] Do you have a thumb in the arm?

[02:24:46] Yeah. Wait, should I solve this though, or should we just try to tape it?

[02:24:49] No, this is what I saw.

[02:24:51] Really?

[02:24:52] Oh, you saw?

[02:24:54] There's a thief.

[02:24:56] Hey, you're so long ago.

[02:24:58] I'm sorry, I really said thank you.

[02:25:00] Don't do that.

[02:25:02] Don't do that.

[02:25:04] Any more of these guys?

[02:25:06] I don't thank you.

[02:25:12] These need weed, don't you?

[02:25:14] I would love some, bro. I'd love to get fried.

[02:25:16] Did you see it fried when you were in my camera?

[02:25:18] No, never before.

[02:25:20] I've never done it before.

[02:25:22] I've never done it before.

[02:25:23] And then these things right here, there's six of them.

[02:25:26] There are eight of them.

[02:25:29] Which one here?

[02:25:30] So there's eight of these.

[02:25:31] I like the beads.

[02:25:33] Oh, very nice.

[02:25:34] Thank you.

[02:25:39] I'm building a boat.

[02:25:40] Really?

[02:25:41] Yeah.

[02:25:41] My friend, Pepsi, used to help me build boats.

[02:25:43] And my whole community was like, oh, you need Pepsi.

[02:25:46] You need Pepsi.

[02:25:47] You need Pepsi.

[02:25:47] So I'm going to go down there.

[02:25:49] Because he's locked up right now.

[02:25:52] My friend Nicholas Fosco just got out of jail, too.

[02:25:59] Do you either want people far?

[02:26:01] No, I don't.

[02:26:02] Would you like to get this cab?

[02:26:04] No, thank you.

[02:26:09] Is that protein candy milk?

[02:26:13] Oh, stop.

[02:26:22] What, can I say anything like what's up?

[02:26:27] You guys have a phone number with us or no?

[02:26:29] No, I don't.

[02:26:30] Okay.

[02:26:34] There's a lot of stuff.

[02:26:35] There's a lot.

[02:26:37] I really do.

[02:26:38] I really do.

[02:26:39] I'm confident.

[02:26:40] You just have to fucking believe in me.

[02:26:41] I...

[02:26:42] Work in place?

[02:26:43] Yeah!

[02:26:44] Damn!

[02:26:52] What came first? The Home Depot or the supplies?

[02:26:58] That's a good question.

[02:26:59] Because like, do you think they put the supplies in nothing first?

[02:27:03] Or do you think they've killed the Home Depot first?

[02:27:05] Because how do they build the Home Depot out of supplies?

[02:27:08] I would say they build the supplies.

[02:27:10] That's a good story.

[02:27:11] And then they make Home Depot with supplies.

[02:27:14] Hey, where you going?

[02:27:15] How you doing, bro?

[02:27:16] How are you, man?

[02:27:17] Good, how are you?

[02:27:18] You doing good, yo.

[02:27:19] I think it's enough to build a boat.

[02:27:24] So our goal is to build, like I have a picture of it.

[02:27:35] Get out of the boat.

[02:27:39] Like this is the look I'm going for.

[02:27:44] Okay.

[02:27:46] You pretty much have everything.

[02:27:48] I mean I'll give you a I'll give you a good solid 85% chance. That's all I need sir. You know what they say

[02:28:04] Use this quote for the rest of your life

[02:28:10] If you can't give a hundred percent and you can only give 10% and you give that 10% you gave a hundred percent

[02:28:18] That sounds amazing.

[02:28:20] God bless you.

[02:28:22] Thank you.

[02:28:26] We out of here, dude.

[02:28:28] Thank you so much, ma'am.

[02:28:30] Thank you so much.

[02:28:32] Thank you. Free Costco.

[02:28:34] My friend, he's in jail.

[02:28:36] Actually, he just got free.

[02:28:38] I'll come back with this. Don't worry. I won't steal.

[02:28:40] Yeah.

[02:28:42] Let's move.

[02:28:44] Just kidding y'all, I didn't steal it.

[02:28:49] All right, where did we park?

[02:28:54] What's up, dude?

[02:28:57] Yeah, here of course.

[02:28:59] That was really good.

[02:29:02] Thank you, bro.

[02:29:03] Good?

[02:29:04] You want a street photo?

[02:29:05] Let's see.

[02:29:10] Hell yeah.

[02:29:11] What was your name?

[02:29:12] Nice to meet you, bro.

[02:29:14] I met you before when you were with Mr. Beast.

[02:29:16] Mr. Beast? What?

[02:29:18] I've been doing like whoever finds the stream,

[02:29:22] gets like 10,000 Mr. Beast.

[02:29:24] What was my mod, aka outlaw, 10,000 dollars?

[02:29:27] Yes.

[02:29:29] Your age, bro. You own one of my mods 10 bands.

[02:29:32] Did you pocket it?

[02:29:34] Thank you.

[02:29:36] Let me know if I drop it in.

[02:29:38] I'll give you the car.

[02:29:40] Did you see the car? Did that fucking car get reponed?

[02:29:43] I don't know.

[02:29:45] Where's the car?

[02:29:47] It's coming down, it's not a good idea.

[02:29:49] What the fuck do you go buy a board?

[02:29:51] Should I buy it?

[02:29:53] Fucking tough.

[02:29:55] It's tough, it says it's tough.

[02:29:57] It's fucking tough.

[02:29:59] It is, look, it says tough shit.

[02:30:01] My soul!

[02:30:03] You're a hero!

[02:30:10] Why you got a big boat without it?

[02:30:16] That'll make a win.

[02:30:17] Thank you.

[02:30:19] What a nice lady. I tip her a million dollars.

[02:30:35] See, that's called the burnt toast theory.

[02:30:38] We were talking about yesterday if I didn't meet that fan, I wouldn't have waited so long and she wouldn't have given me that saw

[02:30:45] I'd be way farther and I would have been in my car

[02:30:48] Isn't that crazy how that works?

[02:30:50] Did you burn peanut, bro?

[02:30:51] No.

[02:30:54] Oh yeah, the cars are a little...

[02:31:02] No, that's crazy, right?

[02:31:04] Oh my God, if I...

[02:31:05] Bro, what?

[02:31:06] I would've been four there.

[02:31:06] I probably would've been at least 20 meters farther.

[02:31:10] So...

[02:31:12] How do we get this in the car?

[02:31:16] Maybe I do need a truck.

[02:31:18] Should I buy a Cybertruck?

[02:31:20] He's a wonderful wide body.

[02:31:33] Free Fosco.

[02:31:34] Free Fosco in the check out.

[02:31:36] All right.

[02:31:37] Well, it's not that case, bro, guys, working, it's like, well, all right, so here's the

[02:31:49] issue how the fuck is this gonna work that's a good question

[02:32:00] of course dude

[02:32:14] yeah let's do it

[02:32:19] You think you can take it?

[02:32:20] Of course.

[02:32:21] Thank you.

[02:32:22] Let's see a free FOSCO 1-3.

[02:32:24] One, two, three, FOSCO.

[02:32:27] How you guys doing?

[02:32:29] Of course.

[02:32:30] Yes, sir.

[02:32:31] Hey, I'm not too heavy, bro.

[02:32:32] I love the car too.

[02:32:33] I'm a GMD.

[02:32:34] Oh, really?

[02:32:35] Yes, sir.

[02:32:36] Good.

[02:32:37] Nice to meet you.

[02:32:38] He looks like my friend Brian.

[02:32:40] Really?

[02:32:41] Yeah.

[02:32:42] Brian, I know that Brian had hit a child in the car.

[02:32:44] That's longer.

[02:32:45] Oh.

[02:32:46] But yeah, the Brian you know, yeah.

[02:32:47] Oh god, he looks like Brian.

[02:32:52] How you guys doing?

[02:32:54] Haha, yeah, let's do it, let's do it.

[02:32:57] Please, I want to take a picture of you.

[02:33:00] Wait, do you want me to take a picture of you?

[02:33:02] You guys want a photo of him first?

[02:33:04] No, I don't want to.

[02:33:09] Free Fosca.

[02:33:10] Free Fosca.

[02:33:11] There's Burger.

[02:33:12] Dead.

[02:33:13] Let me get one of you guys now.

[02:33:24] Go around ladies.

[02:33:25] Go around them ladies.

[02:33:28] Safe Free Fosco.

[02:33:29] Safe Free Fosco.

[02:33:30] Yes!

[02:33:31] Ladies, cigarette is going to figure it out.

[02:33:33] Nice seeing you guys.

[02:33:34] Nice seeing you.

[02:33:35] Be safe.

[02:33:36] All right, Joe.

[02:33:37] This isn't going to work.

[02:33:42] This is not going to work, this is actually not going to work.

[02:33:55] How is this going to work?

[02:33:57] How do we do it?

[02:34:00] The chair is the thing I'm worried about.

[02:34:03] Not really the pipes.

[02:34:05] Like the pipes we can go out the windows.

[02:34:07] The reason is going?

[02:34:08] Wait, wait, wait, it's just getting sore right now.

[02:34:12] No.

[02:34:13] Technically, it could, but like.

[02:34:15] OK, let's do everything.

[02:34:15] The chair, try putting the chair in.

[02:34:16] The suit happens.

[02:34:17] Let's see what it looks like.

[02:34:23] Oh, it's not ideal.

[02:34:28] Um, I'm trying to figure out the way to.

[02:34:30] Oh!

[02:34:31] Hold on.

[02:34:33] I think the pipes are going to have to go out the windows,

[02:34:35] huh?

[02:34:36] Yeah, probably.

[02:34:37] Yeah, okay, so let me just try these first. I think I might be okay

[02:34:44] Yeah, I think the pipes you're gonna have to go out the window like sideways

[02:34:49] Might be a little safety hazard, but we could do it

[02:35:03] You think it'll work

[02:35:07] Can I help you with that a little?

[02:35:09] Yeah, I got some drugs to play in a minute. Where's my other zip-tie lace?

[02:35:12] Oh, no.

[02:35:16] Oh, no, is it not there?

[02:35:18] Uh, it's right there.

[02:35:19] Oh, my God. Jeez Louise.

[02:35:21] Scared the fuck out of me, so I'm sorry.

[02:35:23] Nah, nah, you good.

[02:35:25] I'll go right here.

[02:35:29] There's no money to buy that.

[02:35:31] I don't want the chat to be out of it.

[02:35:33] Okay, sure.

[02:35:34] I don't want the chat to be out of it.

[02:35:36] So, I'm gonna do the animals.

[02:35:43] Sir, you alright?

[02:35:45] Yeah, I'm just gonna walk.

[02:35:50] Alright, so, you want to put it back?

[02:35:54] No, I'm thinking it's supposed to drop right away from the water.

[02:35:57] Oh, you're a whore, sir.

[02:35:59] Let me try.

[02:36:01] I think we just shoved it through low-key actually thinking right here down here

[02:36:12] everybody gonna mess with him yeah sir come on

[02:36:16] thinking about right here and then you hold it maybe I don't need to hold it

[02:36:21] technically if you stack both of them up here yeah close this just enough yeah

[02:36:25] yeah yeah let me try to up the

[02:36:30] We're going home like 20 minutes. If that honestly, I don't think it's that far

[02:36:36] I got some cash.

[02:36:56] Thank you, bro.

[02:36:57] Enjoy.

[02:36:58] I don't really have extra money, but I wish I did, bro.

[02:37:01] You're the greatest, dude. Thank you.

[02:37:03] Thank you so much for being here.

[02:37:05] What a good fucking guy!

[02:37:09] Okay, how do I open the door?

[02:37:13] You gotta roll my wind stuff down.

[02:37:31] I gotta carry more cash.

[02:37:35] All right there

[02:37:38] All right a window the back windows up like look look at the back window like I rolled it up as much as I could

[02:37:44] Yeah, I think that's a good time. I think we'll be good low key. I

[02:37:48] Really do I truly do

[02:37:50] Chat worst case scenario we caused a hazard on the street

[02:37:58] What's up like home wait what's the music we go play on the way home?

[02:38:01] God yeah, I'm done

[02:38:03] Wait, they're saying the car is gonna fly gg. Oh my god, I could do it through the sunroof

[02:38:11] Yeah, we haven't figured out

[02:38:14] GG broken window house gonna break the window

[02:38:18] They're saying final destination Lacey sell me gg

[02:38:24] Fuck them bro. Fuck you guys bro. Fuck you. Fuck you and you

[02:38:30] here

[02:38:31] Like I said, you have a horror story. He goes, well, I try to be

[02:38:38] Yeah, this is like a windows down like full volume like I don't kids like the windows

[02:38:44] This is like just like a peak life song like you and the guys like you look you just one in life now you got your mind

[02:38:55] Let's go build some stuff

[02:39:01] What's a bob without his go-to?

[02:39:16] Are we good?

[02:39:31] Oh God it's flying away.

[02:39:38] Oh God it's flying away.

[02:39:41] It's flying away.

[02:39:44] It's flying away.

[02:39:47] It's flying away.

[02:39:49] Are you sure it's going to fly?

[02:39:52] I did a saw moving.

[02:39:55] I did a...

[02:39:57] It's not going to go any deeper in.

[02:40:00] Oh my god

[02:40:05] Okay, you can hold it better there. I can hold it like this. Yeah, that's fine. I won't go fast. I'll pull my hazards the whole way

[02:40:13] Time to go slow

[02:40:16] Let's go chat. Let's get the W

[02:41:00] I'm telling you bro, should we get a KDX combo?

[02:41:15] Should we get a KDX combo?

[02:41:18] Oh my god, KDX combo, Naked tenders, no extra, no post-law extra toast, butter on both sides,

[02:41:25] hot sauce and that extra sauce, and the lemonade.

[02:41:29] I think I'm in a spree camp.

[02:41:31] I swear to God.

[02:41:33] Something just came out of my penis.

[02:41:35] I put that on God because somebody did just come out of my penis.

[02:41:37] I think it was pissed though.

[02:41:39] I think it's because I haven't peed all day.

[02:41:41] What else we got on this playlist? Ready?

[02:41:43] High five!

[02:41:59] You're a small town girl living in a lonely world

[02:42:08] She took the midnight train away anywhere

[02:42:15] You're the soul in my own embrace

[02:42:21] All the meresies of the time

[02:42:25] It's time to meet my dream

[02:42:27] Oh we ain't even worth it

[02:42:51] you

[02:43:21] you

[02:43:51] you

[02:44:21] you

[02:44:51] you

[02:45:21] you

[02:45:51] you

[02:46:21] you

[02:46:51] you

[02:47:21] you

[02:47:51] you

[02:48:21] you

[02:48:51] you

[02:49:21] you

[02:49:51] you

[02:50:21] you

[02:50:51] you

[02:51:21] you

[02:51:51] I hope you have the time

[02:52:21] Don't take some memories and then let's get it on trial

[02:52:26] We're on each web, and this web that I've thought of a while

[02:52:31] It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right

[02:52:36] I hope you have the time from your life

[02:52:51] I got the first verse six times

[02:52:54] All the way out of town

[02:52:58] There you go

[02:53:02] Who is this? What on earth is this?

[02:53:05] Wow

[02:53:06] I don't know

[02:53:08] Is this a bad boy?

[02:53:10] It's pretty good

[02:53:11] It's alright

[02:53:14] I just died in Europe tonight

[02:53:17] My daddy didn't do much, but I just died in the house tonight.

[02:53:27] Oh, it really makes me listen to this little one.

[02:53:34] Actually, why does it like rappers start to get this sounding act?

[02:53:38] Or samples of shit like this.

[02:53:41] like this is like New York's real big to this

[02:53:46] Jack two minutes away we're literally two minutes away everyone holds

[02:53:58] we gotta beat Sunset dude

[02:54:11] I want a fucking cop.

[02:54:13] He's got a lead out on the count right now.

[02:54:20] I got a sneeze approaching.

[02:54:24] Why?

[02:54:25] I want to see your hands tomorrow.

[02:54:26] I actually might.

[02:54:28] It's okay.

[02:54:29] No, everybody else will have an answer.

[02:54:31] I don't get it though, why do I...

[02:54:33] What's going on with my guy?

[02:54:35] You have a chance here.

[02:54:36] Actually, looks like that dude did it.

[02:54:38] He might.

[02:54:39] I used to think I had that.

[02:54:41] Oh, my God, this is my favorite song.

[02:54:45] I'm not even kidding.

[02:54:46] I'm not even kidding.

[02:54:47] It's my favorite song.

[02:54:51] You know this or what?

[02:54:52] I do know.

[02:54:53] Oh, okay.

[02:54:56] I used to listen to this on Spotify.

[02:54:58] I just play Skate 3.

[02:55:00] That's all I would do all that shit.

[02:55:01] And Black Ops 2.

[02:55:09] I know I'm leaving

[02:55:13] And when you're done

[02:55:17] And when you're in danger

[02:55:21] Take a look around

[02:55:25] Now I know I'm leaving

[02:55:30] I'm afraid that I'm just thinking I know what I must have said

[02:55:34] I know they don't tell me where I've led them to be

[02:55:38] You see, if you've been on the ball all day, you know me, I promise, I promise, you know me

[02:55:48] I don't think about horses, you know that

[02:55:50] Goodbye horses, I'm finding a way out

[02:55:56] You know that song or not?

[02:55:58] I don't know

[02:55:59] You don't know that song?

[02:56:00] I don't know

[02:56:02] Does anyone know that song?

[02:56:04] Fuckin' room tour

[02:56:06] I'm here, dude.

[02:56:11] Holy matter.

[02:56:13] I actually don't think I know what I'm talking about.

[02:56:16] This one I'm gonna go for.

[02:56:23] You who?

[02:56:23] Who wants a little boo boo?

[02:56:25] What's up?

[02:56:26] What's good, you need something?

[02:56:28] What?

[02:56:31] What's good, you need something?

[02:56:32] No.

[02:56:33] Okay, so why'd you call me you called me? Oh

[02:56:38] Yeah, keep me arrived to where?

[02:56:43] It's my bike. I left my bike at the basketball court. I

[02:56:48] Just need to get dropped off by it so I can bring it back to the crib

[02:56:52] So you won't

[02:56:54] Please brass okay, and he was cropped for please bro. So you need a ride?

[02:56:59] to the to my bike yes I've been trying to get this shit situated for the past 30

[02:57:06] minutes

[02:57:08] you got me or not bro I don't understand scoop me you can scoop me on the way

[02:57:13] and take me to the basketball court but I don't understand you're you go walk

[02:57:17] there oh I see serious listen can I get a rider or not yeah dude I'm about to

[02:57:25] enter right now I'm following this van into our house I got some stuff in the

[02:57:28] You might have to just squeeze in.

[02:57:30] Okay, perfect, perfect. Thank you so much.

[02:57:34] I don't understand.

[02:57:36] So he needs a way down front for Empire?

[02:57:38] Yeah.

[02:57:39] He needs a ride to the basketball court?

[02:57:45] I believe so.

[02:57:46] I don't really...

[02:57:47] It doesn't really make any sense.

[02:57:49] Are we in a traffic jam?

[02:57:50] How are we in a traffic segment in my own house?

[02:57:53] How is this possible?

[02:57:54] possible

[02:57:57] What my god didn't hit it. No, it didn't if you fucking hit his mirror with a game off. I didn't see that

[02:58:03] I was just measuring my car

[02:58:06] But I'm confused that's right. He's look. He's right

[02:58:13] He's what he's literally walking. He's flagging us down. Don't worry

[02:58:17] I don't understand where his bike is.

[02:58:24] Do you see his bike?

[02:58:25] His bike's right there.

[02:58:27] Is it not right there?

[02:58:28] Yeah, but he probably has a quick lift.

[02:58:30] I see you!

[02:58:33] Wait, which one?

[02:58:34] Which one's your bike?

[02:58:36] Right up over there, towards the basketball court.

[02:58:38] Is it not it right there?

[02:58:39] Yeah.

[02:58:40] Oh, Gil, you can't get in.

[02:58:41] Yeah, I know.

[02:58:42] You're cool.

[02:58:43] I'll just grab the bike and be right back.

[02:58:44] Yeah, I'll just wait at the house.

[02:58:45] Okay, you say the grip of the chat

[02:58:53] Well, thank you by the way, so give me such a hoe about this

[02:58:57] It's right there. Wait right down right. Yeah. Oh wait past. It's the purple one. Yeah, it's a purple. I know that I was right in front of you

[02:59:07] Back up a little bit. I just be careful. Wait, this was your bike. Yeah, right there the purple. Yeah, right there

[02:59:12] Yeah, we left the E-Wagon here yesterday, so I took the GLE to get it, but that out of the Jeep.

[02:59:19] I just... okay. Thank you so much, bro.

[02:59:21] You didn't even talk to me to help you.

[02:59:23] I know. I would've been stuck in here all day.

[02:59:25] Thank you so much, bro. Appreciate it.

[02:59:28] Oh, fuck.

[02:59:30] Thank you.

[02:59:31] How you doing with the driver and the other car back?

[02:59:33] I like that.

[02:59:35] That's what I make much.

[02:59:38] Alright, bro. You be safe.

[02:59:41] Alright, thank you, Rocky. You're back at the crib.

[02:59:43] We're out. Okay.

[02:59:45] We're out of the matter.

[02:59:46] Covered through.

[02:59:48] Watch the poles.

[02:59:50] Can you make sure?

[02:59:54] What are these guys here for?

[02:59:56] One of them is AC.

[02:59:58] Is anyone here?

[02:59:59] I don't recognize the other guys.

[03:00:02] Oh, someone was cleaning the pole this morning.

[03:00:04] I'm sorry.

[03:00:05] I'm looking for an actual machine, too.

[03:00:07] Hey, brother. It's time to work.

[03:00:10] Let's fucking do this, Chad.

[03:00:12] This is why we boat.

[03:00:13] This is why we fucking boat.

[03:00:17] This is why we boon.

[03:00:26] Hey, good.

[03:00:27] Good, how are you?

[03:00:28] Good, got to build a boat.

[03:00:29] Yes, got it.

[03:00:30] I'm building a boat.

[03:00:31] Oh, shit.

[03:00:32] Yeah.

[03:00:33] Hey.

[03:00:34] Is that Tommy Hawk?

[03:00:35] Look, I do it.

[03:00:36] All right, Chad.

[03:00:38] Your outlaw, do you have the picture that you can put on the screen maybe of what we're trying to build?

[03:00:44] Let me check out what he's saying for

[03:00:49] Yeah, I outlaw put it on the screen let everyone know we're trying to build it guys

[03:00:55] Yo, yo, yo, welcome to the youtube video today

[03:00:57] We're not ending streaming till we build the boat drop off. I was here if you were here

[03:01:01] You know i'm saying see the chat right here. You guys are a part of it

[03:01:04] You know what i'm saying like you guys just got a dead ass just locked in with me

[03:01:07] We're gonna boat a boat where you're gonna see the example. We're trying to go let's begin

[03:01:19] Ready bro, I'm ready. Oh god. I'm high right now. I think it's gonna work. I know it's gonna work. That's like a genuinely take your well

[03:01:27] There's no like world in my head where I'm gonna allow this to fail

[03:01:33] And if it does fail, we're gonna have to just drink gallons of water

[03:01:37] Motherfucker!

[03:01:39] Little splinter?

[03:01:40] God damn it!

[03:01:41] Careful for the matter, Daddy.

[03:01:43] What the fuck is that?

[03:01:54] I should have brought a fucking hard hat, bro.

[03:01:56] Hard hat and gloves and a fucking high-fat suit and a face mask?

[03:02:01] What?

[03:02:03] Hey, need some help or not?

[03:02:04] Hey, what? I thought I just dropped you off.

[03:02:06] Yeah.

[03:02:07] I thought, I don't know how you got all the way from the pool to the basketball court.

[03:02:10] You need any help with this or you're good?

[03:02:12] Um, I'm fine.

[03:02:14] You can help soon.

[03:02:16] Right now though, I'm just setting up the basics.

[03:02:18] Okay, well, I appreciate the ride already, bro.

[03:02:20] Yeah.

[03:02:21] Let me know if you need anything.

[03:02:22] I got you now.

[03:02:25] Thanks.

[03:02:29] Mmm.

[03:02:30] Let's see that one.

[03:02:31] Is that funny?

[03:02:33] All right.

[03:02:34] Oh, thank you.

[03:02:35] Ah, yeah, I appreciate it.

[03:02:37] Alright, first things first, everyone, if you're watching at home right now, do not

[03:02:44] try this at home.

[03:02:46] This is from, do you hear me, the lighting of this?

[03:02:49] Everyone, I am a trained professional in a trained environment that's professional.

[03:02:53] Do not try this at home.

[03:02:56] Make sure to just watch me do it.

[03:02:57] You know what I'm saying?

[03:02:58] I'm a professional at this, so don't do this at home.

[03:03:01] Is that good you think for like our lawyers?

[03:03:03] Yeah, though, that's literally the gold steams

[03:03:05] where they're cheering right now.

[03:03:07] Okay, okay, good.

[03:03:09] Okay, just make sure y'all don't do this at home.

[03:03:12] You know?

[03:03:13] Okay.

[03:03:13] First things first, we wanna accomplish the boat outlaw.

[03:03:16] Show them the boat.

[03:03:17] That is the boat that we're trying to build.

[03:03:19] It's on the screen right now, and if it's not L-Outlaw.

[03:03:22] But right now, what we're trying to do

[03:03:24] is we're trying to build a boat.

[03:03:25] So your idea was that we basically cut it down the middle.

[03:03:30] Ooh.

[03:03:31] Okay, so how do we determine what the middle is here?

[03:03:34] We didn't bring tape.

[03:03:35] Just a rough estimate.

[03:03:37] Probably to line them up evenly.

[03:03:38] You're gonna have to get angles this batter.

[03:03:39] Come on, let's work here.

[03:03:41] Yeah, they'll line up evenly.

[03:03:42] Okay, so this is good right here, you think?

[03:03:45] You think right here?

[03:03:47] Um...

[03:03:49] Chad, does this look right?

[03:03:51] What do you think, right here?

[03:03:54] Go to your right a tiny bit.

[03:03:57] Think...

[03:03:58] Right here.

[03:03:59] Left a tiny bit.

[03:04:00] I think there is not too bad all right that's our mark all right let's see

[03:04:07] would be like that's our mark all right let's do this thing come on there's no

[03:04:12] going back now we started all right so first steps first we have to basically

[03:04:17] just you know cut it through simple

[03:04:25] do not try this at home

[03:04:30] The goal seems to have me.

[03:04:32] Yeah, good cheer right now.

[03:04:38] Oh fuck.

[03:04:39] Yeah, gotta go out your hands there.

[03:04:41] Gotta take your time.

[03:04:42] Alright, better.

[03:04:43] Don't want to injure yourself.

[03:04:44] Are you my good, you think?

[03:04:51] I mean, souls are their mental, you know.

[03:04:54] Please.

[03:05:00] Motherfucker, just fucking go down!

[03:05:10] Just fucking, just fucking work!

[03:05:17] Look at the bottom, well it's still attached, no but it's not supposed to weaken you, probably

[03:05:39] I should probably use the saw.

[03:05:40] Huh?

[03:05:41] Should probably use the saw.

[03:05:42] Oh, what Pepsi do?

[03:05:43] Use the saw?

[03:05:43] Oh, yeah.

[03:05:53] What are you fucking broing me about?

[03:05:55] Shut the fuck up!

[03:05:56] Saw hits!

[03:05:59] It's not working.

[03:06:09] There.

[03:06:11] Oh, fuck.

[03:06:13] We didn't measure, so...

[03:06:15] Did we just cut the X-ray thing?

[03:06:17] Or is it irrelevant?

[03:06:19] Chat, is this relevant? Do we need...

[03:06:21] Does it matter?

[03:06:23] I don't think it does.

[03:06:25] You could make it even if you want.

[03:06:27] But that's just to make it look pretty.

[03:06:29] I don't think it'll matter too much.

[03:06:31] I just feel like it needs to just as long as we can get two things on it, you know?

[03:06:35] Yeah.

[03:06:37] They're saying it doesn't matter now that you've got it.

[03:06:42] Matter? Raffle?

[03:06:44] Alright, next up, we have this one.

[03:06:49] Let's put those over there.

[03:06:52] Let's begin.

[03:06:54] Alright, I forgot we already marked it.

[03:06:59] It's a lot of hard work we do, bro.

[03:07:01] What's going on?

[03:07:02] Hey Chad, drop with me if you've been enjoying the streams.

[03:07:06] And drop a me right now if you enjoy stable Rinaldo's presence when you have a bored day.

[03:07:14] Oh yeah.

[03:07:16] Now we're fucking talking.

[03:07:18] Let's roll it.

[03:07:33] I'll save it.

[03:07:34] Yeah, fuck it.

[03:07:35] All right.

[03:07:36] So I just put the two that are shorter together and then...

[03:07:46] So, nah, I kind of like... we can make this look lit, so like look.

[03:07:51] So we have to look at the battle shit now, you see?

[03:07:54] Like when it's together, you see what I'm saying?

[03:07:56] Like this.

[03:07:57] You get it?

[03:07:58] I mean, I'm... the thing is, it's like I do, but like, there's no point to do that.

[03:08:03] But I do get it.

[03:08:04] Okay, so now I think we do what Chad? The zip ties? Yes or no? Right?

[03:08:08] The picture shows this. So zip tie them together now?

[03:08:18] Put the elbows on. You think? It doesn't matter. Okay so the hole, they're saying

[03:08:25] charge the drill. Do we even need a drill? I don't even know what we need to drill for still.

[03:08:29] to put holes in the wood to put the zip ties through.

[03:08:33] Okay, let's go open this right now.

[03:08:37] Let's go charge our drill.

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[03:08:48] and you get no ads, or you can beg for someone to gift you a sub.

[03:08:52] Like, I don't know, maybe...

[03:08:54] It's actually locked, beautiful lock and door.

[03:09:02] Someone tell Adapt I need to get inside.

[03:09:03] Tell Ron Meats help, backyard ASAP.

[03:09:06] He owes me a favor.

[03:09:07] Adapt!

[03:09:08] If y'all didn't know, you can add someone in chat who's rich and maybe they'll get

[03:09:18] the stuff.

[03:09:19] You get 30 days of no ads, and Stable Ronaldo is live every single day.

[03:09:23] And you also get no ads.

[03:09:26] ADAPT!

[03:09:27] ADAPT!

[03:09:28] What's he screaming about?

[03:09:33] Act!

[03:09:34] Adapts!

[03:09:35] I need you to open this door bro, you owe me a favor.

[03:09:48] We call him Golp, Golp, hey, I'm locked out bro, you know you kind of need to return

[03:10:07] the favor you know what I'm saying?

[03:10:09] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, where are you at?

[03:10:12] Can you drive a pen?

[03:10:14] Uh, yeah, I can.

[03:10:16] I'mma sit.

[03:10:17] I'm right here, I need help right here.

[03:10:19] This door won't open.

[03:10:20] Oh, I did, love.

[03:10:21] Okay, that's on me.

[03:10:22] All right.

[03:10:23] I'm coming.

[03:10:24] All right.

[03:10:25] Here you go.

[03:10:26] Thank God for him.

[03:10:29] I sent him to bed.

[03:10:31] That's good.

[03:10:32] Look at the bathroom here.

[03:10:33] He'll probably be here like any hour.

[03:10:34] What's that room behind you with no door knob on it?

[03:10:39] We don't ask those questions.

[03:10:40] I was gonna read you.

[03:10:41] Yeah, not a good time.

[03:10:42] I was going to be a joke, yeah, not a guitar.

[03:10:48] That'd be hot in there.

[03:10:57] Twitch posted you on Twitter.

[03:10:59] Let's see what they said.

[03:11:01] Let's see what Twitch said.

[03:11:03] It probably said something so nice to me.

[03:11:06] Twitch tweeted, what an athlete shout out Ronaldo.

[03:11:09] Oh, nice.

[03:11:12] So nice of them. They'll be a twist. Now get a thousand subs. Where is he?

[03:11:27] Move to the right there and get this one down to the basement.

[03:11:32] There's gotta be him, right?

[03:11:34] Help!

[03:11:37] It cannot be that hard outside.

[03:11:42] I figured it out.

[03:11:50] I figured it out.

[03:11:51] Okay.

[03:11:52] Thanks.

[03:11:53] Here, we'll get this roleplay.

[03:11:54] Come to the other side.

[03:11:55] Okay.

[03:11:56] Help!

[03:11:57] We're locked out.

[03:11:58] We're locked out.

[03:11:59] A Dan help us.

[03:12:00] I wish someone could.

[03:12:02] Help!

[03:12:03] Help!

[03:12:04] Thank you.

[03:12:05] Thank you.

[03:12:06] Appreciate it.

[03:12:07] Appreciate it.

[03:12:08] Appreciate it.

[03:12:09] Appreciate it.

[03:12:10] I appreciate it.

[03:12:11] You got here pretty quick.

[03:12:15] You driver?

[03:12:16] I can't believe it.

[03:12:17] No, no.

[03:12:18] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[03:12:19] You have production power.

[03:12:20] I'll keep you in.

[03:12:21] I can't back you down.

[03:12:22] What do you got there?

[03:12:23] I got a drill.

[03:12:24] Uh-oh.

[03:12:25] What?

[03:12:26] It seems like the first time I've actually successfully got a drill.

[03:12:30] You guys could always buy that.

[03:12:32] So, I got a drill now.

[03:12:34] What is this?

[03:12:36] Is this like reloading?

[03:12:37] Like the sludge hit?

[03:12:38] Like the hammer from Black Ops 2?

[03:12:39] Still no, this is a drill to drill shit. So what is this like reload shit? I don't know where you're gonna reload from please look

[03:12:49] That might be

[03:12:51] That's the battery

[03:12:54] But what that's a battery right there. It's a battery. It's got one bar. You got to charge it. Oh, it's a battery

[03:13:00] Yeah, the battery is what I'm saying

[03:13:02] I should get a real gun.

[03:13:07] What?

[03:13:08] No.

[03:13:09] Oh my god, that'd be so far.

[03:13:10] No, no, no, no.

[03:13:11] Imagine someone's pissing me off.

[03:13:12] I don't think he's blowing your shit though.

[03:13:17] You think he just...

[03:13:19] Wait, I think he's got a gun.

[03:13:20] I don't think he's blowing your shit.

[03:13:21] Why do you do it?

[03:13:22] Get your drill out of your ass, mama.

[03:13:26] I got it.

[03:13:27] What?

[03:13:28] Normally, Betsy would operate that heavy machinery.

[03:13:31] You got that now?

[03:13:33] He's got it.

[03:13:35] He's got it now.

[03:13:37] Yeah.

[03:13:39] I gotta test it.

[03:13:41] It's real.

[03:13:42] Yeah, it looks real.

[03:13:43] Hey, hey!

[03:13:45] This is fun.

[03:13:47] Hold on.

[03:13:52] Ooh!

[03:13:53] Imagine doing the gun.

[03:13:54] It'll be so fun.

[03:13:55] I think that would be catastrophic.

[03:13:57] Well, the drill's charged. I'm good.

[03:13:59] Yeah, yeah.

[03:14:01] You got it. You got the boat now.

[03:14:02] Yeah, good luck, y'all.

[03:14:03] All right.

[03:14:04] I'm gonna get fucking fired.

[03:14:08] Oh, shit.

[03:14:09] You're not going in my house, Brolyg, what?

[03:14:33] Brolyg!

[03:14:34] Brolyg!

[03:14:35] I'm gonna be the one to say it's that son of these other guys in the house you're gonna say it

[03:14:42] Do we zip tie chat right we zip tied them together, right?

[03:14:49] What do you think? Yeah, I think so

[03:14:55] Problem me if you always use your teeth growing up for Lego sets you did that

[03:15:00] Or especially when the two Legos were tight together and you said ooh gotta get your teeth perfectly in between them

[03:15:05] Because there's no redness.

[03:15:06] I think your fucking bitch ass mother would be like,

[03:15:08] GO FUCKING STOP DOING THAT, SHUT UP MOM!

[03:15:10] I used to punch her in the face.

[03:15:13] Really?

[03:15:14] Yeah.

[03:15:15] Try my shit, like what?

[03:15:16] Respect.

[03:15:17] I need to bring in some steam.

[03:15:20] Alright.

[03:15:21] Oh, we could use this later on.

[03:15:23] I know, like some...

[03:15:24] Actually, I think it's like a really hard time.

[03:15:26] Wait, you wanna try?

[03:15:28] You wanna try wrapping me?

[03:15:30] I'm so naughty, man.

[03:15:32] Can you wrap my arms with this?

[03:15:34] high moosh to me okay so the trick is chat do not try this at home number one

[03:15:41] number two so you basically have to do this right and we just have to make it

[03:15:46] we just have to make it tight right just as tight as it can be like together

[03:15:51] I'm really trying to think right now I mean for starters we just do one right

[03:15:56] right but I think you put it through the wood before you close it up no on the

[03:16:02] picture there's like multiple yeah too no I'm saying there's multiple they did

[03:16:07] that they did the thing too

[03:16:11] let me show you the wood first yeah let me show you what I think it's like you

[03:16:22] have this you put it here thank you for the 20 gifted Hannah I just saw that

[03:16:27] thank you we got a W Hannah in the chat a light-leaf stroker y'all and you put it

[03:16:31] there and then you put a hole, put a hole and then it goes through the wood and

[03:16:41] then it connects and you're just not even looking or listening. I'm reading my chat.

[03:16:48] My chat's over here. I'm looking at it. It goes through here and through here. I'm

[03:16:56] trying to think because we have so many zip ties. Don't you think it'd be smart

[03:16:59] also just a zip tie these ones like one one one one good some say I don't know

[03:17:05] yeah whatever you think it looks like in the photo I think we do both so I think

[03:17:09] it's like or do we do to to like to to like so they did multiple wood so it's

[03:17:17] like to to to to to to to they could a lot of drilling so my only gonna tape

[03:17:23] Are you sure? Yeah, there's a rocket go off. Okay bet I got the drill behind you

[03:17:32] another 20 give strokes politely and the drill bit to make sure it's very polite

[03:17:36] y'all thank you for the fuck it's where to get it thank you we're working hard

[03:17:40] hard to work it all right which drill bit quick change during 20 big doesn't

[03:17:47] matter project the second or the third one

[03:17:49] Yeah

[03:17:54] It's gonna be worth it, I think so

[03:17:59] That's you're gonna be so happy you're gonna do it. I'm not building. Oh

[03:18:11] All right, which one you think

[03:18:13] probably the second or third the biggest

[03:18:16] really?

[03:18:17] any of this one?

[03:18:19] more of the ones

[03:18:20] yeah

[03:18:21] I need this one right?

[03:18:22] yeah

[03:18:24] how does this work?

[03:18:25] I think you just put it in

[03:18:26] give it a little twist

[03:18:29] it's got to open it right?

[03:18:30] there's a way to like open it

[03:18:31] I don't know how there it is

[03:18:36] hold on I'm not chatting we're learning

[03:18:38] I think you just go like that

[03:18:40] and twist it around

[03:18:42] I've never done this before, I'm not gonna lie, I'm pretty sure I'll try to do it.

[03:18:58] Is that a faster mode?

[03:19:03] That's faster, it's just kind of fun like that.

[03:19:06] Alright, so how do you want to do it?

[03:19:08] So we're gonna put two on each side. So if the map is right here, but we need it a little we need a little bit out like this

[03:19:15] Right, so I could put it through here, right?

[03:19:22] So chat we need to hear right we can only do this once we like it one chance at this

[03:19:31] I'm not gonna drill through the pipe. I'm not doing the pipe. I'm just trying to get like estimates where

[03:19:35] Okay, so does the wood need to be out like this at all or no?

[03:19:43] No, I think you don't want it to be.

[03:19:46] Let me see the photo.

[03:19:47] I don't think you want it to be that far out at all.

[03:19:49] No, you want it to be like touching it like that.

[03:19:51] So it's going to be more or less, it's going to be like, I know how to do it.

[03:19:59] So you only put two here.

[03:20:00] Yeah.

[03:20:01] Because then you wrap it around here.

[03:20:02] Yeah.

[03:20:03] Okay.

[03:20:04] Ready?

[03:20:05] Yeah, only one chance at this

[03:20:11] I'm not going to the pipe. I'm going right next to the pipe right here

[03:20:16] Do the zip tie first

[03:20:19] Just like

[03:20:21] Do it like if you weren't like telling as a whole there just do the zip zip tie how you would do it if you go like this

[03:20:27] Other way doesn't matter when you say you do more

[03:20:36] Push down.

[03:20:38] Nice.

[03:20:39] How you good?

[03:20:42] Okay.

[03:20:43] I'm just doing like relatively next to it.

[03:20:45] Like...

[03:20:51] Yeah, good.

[03:20:52] Oh, good.

[03:20:53] Ooh, it's upside.

[03:20:56] Someone out.

[03:20:58] Later.

[03:21:02] Okay.

[03:21:03] Does it need to be a little bigger?

[03:21:04] I mean, yeah, technically, or do you think I could, do you think I just do it a little bigger?

[03:21:09] You could have just got a bigger bin, just put it in the same exact hole.

[03:21:12] Hold on, Chad, everyone holds. Well, looky doing it.

[03:21:15] Tell ya.

[03:21:16] Get some W's for the fucking stable or an auto, bro, finally doing something on his own.

[03:21:20] I mean, not all my own, you're helping me, but you know what I mean.

[03:21:24] I mean, you're still doing your big one, I'm not really doing anything.

[03:21:34] So it would be like this, and then it would be like this, right?

[03:21:55] Say that?

[03:21:56] Yeah, I mean, yeah, I think.

[03:21:57] That's what I had.

[03:21:58] That's what I had.

[03:21:59] But you see how the pipes are moving?

[03:22:00] So we need to zip tie the pipes together also.

[03:22:02] I'm telling you.

[03:22:03] Well, when you have three planks and six zip ties on each side, it might be tighter.

[03:22:08] Oh my god.

[03:22:10] Yeah.

[03:22:11] LIS!

[03:22:12] Yeah, it's good.

[03:22:14] Oh my god!

[03:22:16] And then it'll only get tighter as we put more zip ties.

[03:22:18] Wait, but it's not zip tying. Look, you see how it's like moving? How do you fix that?

[03:22:21] I don't know, actually.

[03:22:22] Lush!

[03:22:23] How do you fix a zip tie?

[03:22:27] It's like working, but you see how, remember how zip ties are supposed to lock each other?

[03:22:31] Why is it not locking each other?

[03:22:33] Do you pull it at an angle?

[03:22:35] No, you see how it's like...

[03:22:41] Isn't that weird though? It's like...

[03:22:45] Alright, is it a fake zip tie?

[03:22:47] Wait, is it upside down maybe?

[03:22:51] No, I'm not saying that. Do you have to flip it?

[03:22:53] Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[03:22:55] It's supposed to go in this way. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[03:22:57] So, like this?

[03:22:59] I'm not gonna do it here, but like that?

[03:23:00] No, no, our, yeah, yeah, but which way are the ridges?

[03:23:04] Are the ridges on both sides?

[03:23:06] So you guys have to flip it upside down, you think?

[03:23:08] Like flip it like this.

[03:23:09] Yeah, like it should go in?

[03:23:13] Oh yeah, yeah.

[03:23:14] Yeah, so it's like that.

[03:23:15] So this side's on the outside.

[03:23:21] Just line up the pipes and then move it like right here.

[03:23:25] Okay, like that, like that, but don't tie it in this side, right?

[03:23:34] Are you doing the other side?

[03:23:35] Yeah, but I'm just tying it just to hold it.

[03:23:37] Yeah, so like that, and like that.

[03:23:43] Woohoo!

[03:23:44] Hold on!

[03:23:45] All right, we need skizzers, bro.

[03:23:47] Do we have skizzers anywhere?

[03:23:49] Just keep doing the zip ties.

[03:23:51] Do we have scissors anyone?

[03:23:52] Just keep doing the zip ties, scissors will be the last step.

[03:23:54] I'll go look for some scissors.

[03:23:56] Okay, it's kind of just...

[03:23:59] Chad, it low-key staying.

[03:24:00] I know, guys, we're going to do the other side so it's fine.

[03:24:03] Just everyone hold.

[03:24:04] This is going to be a long process.

[03:24:06] So is everyone patient?

[03:24:07] Yes or no?

[03:24:08] I need to know right now.

[03:24:09] Because this is going to be a process, y'all.

[03:24:11] And I need everyone to lock in.

[03:24:13] I like this Liz right? Wait, this one's shorter or my trippin' one?

[03:24:25] I can't boss with it in the shoulder.

[03:24:40] Oh my God. Wait.

[03:24:43] Oh!

[03:24:45] Brother, we're really doing this.

[03:24:47] Sir.

[03:24:48] Yeah, we're really doing this.

[03:24:50] Oh my God!

[03:24:52] Do you, how do you want to do it? Do you want to just do all one side first?

[03:24:55] Huh?

[03:24:56] Do you want to just do all one side first?

[03:24:59] Hi YouTube! Everyone say how do you YouTube right now?

[03:25:01] This is going on the YouTube, bro.

[03:25:02] This is the data that's going on the YouTube.

[03:25:05] Wait, they're saying, please pin to more holes.

[03:25:07] Two holes to the end. Four holes.

[03:25:11] I don't get it.

[03:25:12] What do they say?

[03:25:13] So you keep doing it?

[03:25:14] Yeah, I'm gonna keep doing it.

[03:25:15] But I'm just saying, like, you think you did it the other time now, you're saying?

[03:25:18] Uh, you could just get like your, uh, like this foundation.

[03:25:22] So you think I should just do like this?

[03:25:27] Like this, you think?

[03:25:31] Yeah, and I'll just do this one

[03:25:34] Well, fuck the chat fuck what they said we're really doing this shit. Maybe have the chat on your phone just in case

[03:25:43] Like we need we're missing something you know because let's not be stupid we're doing good, but there's always time to improve

[03:25:48] Yeah, but it's more fun when you just do it yourself.

[03:25:51] True.

[03:25:52] It doesn't need to be perfect, but just like...

[03:26:00] Why is it so hard?

[03:26:02] You got it in reverse, I think, right?

[03:26:08] What?

[03:26:11] Wait, what?

[03:26:13] No.

[03:26:14] Oh.

[03:26:15] No.

[03:26:16] Thank you, dude.

[03:26:17] Am I hitting a stud?

[03:26:20] All right.

[03:26:21] Oh, no.

[03:26:25] Thank you, dude.

[03:26:31] Am I hitting a stud?

[03:26:35] Does it matter, still?

[03:26:36] Is that what happens?

[03:26:37] It doesn't matter.

[03:26:38] Oh, it's because the drill bit's not tight enough, you gotta just make sure it's...

[03:26:51] Oh, it's hot!

[03:26:52] Oy vey!

[03:26:53] Because of the friction.

[03:26:54] Got it.

[03:26:55] Amazing.

[03:26:56] It's coming together, bro.

[03:26:57] I really didn't have confidence, but like from telling you the hardest part about this is

[03:27:12] going to figure out this fucking chair.

[03:27:16] The chat is going to have to help us with the chair.

[03:27:18] That is.

[03:27:19] All right.

[03:27:20] So the trick is now make sure that for the same length.

[03:27:23] Yep.

[03:27:24] I'm not sure if it's going to do it.

[03:27:26] Let me just get it through the hole first.

[03:27:27] That chair won't be easy.

[03:27:29] Can you move the...

[03:27:31] You see how it's uneven? Can you move that back a little?

[03:27:33] The pipes, like, kick it to your...

[03:27:35] Yup.

[03:27:36] And then...

[03:27:37] Right here.

[03:27:40] And then do some of that.

[03:27:42] And then can you...

[03:27:43] Keep that there.

[03:27:46] I'll stand there.

[03:27:50] Oh, I thought...

[03:27:51] So what I'm going to do is flip it.

[03:27:53] this thank you just do the opposite what you just did something about it's kind of

[03:27:59] a brain teaser it's a fucking brain as my income now try saying as my income

[03:28:04] backwards wait um come in my ass okay I quit

[03:28:11] wait dude am I a fucking you're coming wait I'm confused Chad Chad just

[03:28:19] little bit like that Michael I don't know either just until you just until it's

[03:28:25] start like clicking then you're in the max win zone

[03:28:38] let's go Chad coming together run a little tip and trick look all I just

[03:28:45] Pre-comment to test

[03:28:53] Oh my god, I was only smiling ear to ear for the whole interaction

[03:29:00] Marlon ask his ask his get forget it

[03:29:07] Marlon asked the boy how old he is he immediately dodged the question how old you think he is

[03:29:12] You saw mr. Beats offer him a million dollars to face of you. Yeah, he said no. Yeah, I mean yeah

[03:29:18] I could do that to pull his skin off. He's a peanut

[03:29:24] They both are

[03:29:28] Here we go, let's go

[03:29:32] Holy man the cannons

[03:29:34] Come on.

[03:29:35] Come on.

[03:29:36] It's coming together.

[03:29:39] Alright, we just...

[03:29:40] Chad, make sure to say hi to YouTube.

[03:29:43] They're watching.

[03:29:44] How many planks do you think?

[03:29:45] Three.

[03:29:46] Three?

[03:29:47] Um...

[03:29:48] Could do.

[03:29:49] Like, realistically, the more you do, it's just kind of more support.

[03:29:55] It's more weight, too, but it's also a good support.

[03:29:59] Hold on a minute, Chad.

[03:30:02] So people are probably getting confident now with us, huh?

[03:30:08] They're probably like damn wait they low key got this

[03:30:11] I'm not gonna lie ladies

[03:30:14] Okay, let's not get too out of ourselves. We're not the hard part yet. I am close to being done.

[03:30:18] We're also not the hard part. This is the hard part.

[03:30:21] Okay, next one

[03:30:24] Okay, so I say I say we do look let me know and let me know if the chat is wide open. Mm-hmm

[03:30:29] I say we do like this, and then maybe do like one like this, and then do one like this,

[03:30:40] you see, like this, and then maybe do one like that, and then that.

[03:30:48] Thoughts?

[03:30:50] And where are you going to sit?

[03:30:52] Two.

[03:30:54] Um...

[03:30:55] And we put the chair, we cut it off,

[03:30:57] or we put three there.

[03:30:59] Or we just do it like Simpler.

[03:31:02] We do it like this.

[03:31:04] Nah.

[03:31:06] You need any space, uh, you know, whatever.

[03:31:13] Uh, yeah, let's start drilling the holes.

[03:31:15] Oh my God, this is...

[03:31:16] Pepsi would be doing this for me.

[03:31:18] Yeah, but he wouldn't be...

[03:31:19] You know, he'd be just...

[03:31:21] You'd just be firing them off.

[03:31:23] You're right, you're right, you're right.

[03:31:23] You're not neutral.

[03:31:25] You're right.

[03:31:25] No, you're actually right.

[03:31:27] You're right.

[03:31:28] You're right.

[03:31:29] You're fucking right.

[03:31:31] That would be fucking complaining.

[03:31:33] That would just do one of these.

[03:31:34] He'd be like.

[03:31:35] Nice.

[03:31:36] I'll try to do a ball.

[03:31:42] Like this?

[03:31:43] Or should I wait?

[03:31:46] Like, I don't know.

[03:31:51] I don't know.

[03:31:53] I don't know.

[03:31:55] I don't know.

[03:31:57] I don't know.

[03:31:59] I don't know.

[03:32:01] I don't know.

[03:32:03] Like I think you just do them all boy

[03:32:06] That's my income?

[03:32:07] Like you just do them all?

[03:32:11] Yeah?

[03:32:12] Yeah, that's what I'm talking about

[03:32:13] Chad, drop your favorite emo of the day

[03:32:19] What's the emo of the day, Lace?

[03:32:27] the day probably BDO shop no dude I need a

[03:32:36] transversal emote

[03:32:43] concerned concerned the white

[03:32:50] Savory's like

[03:33:08] Is it died like eight more holes only so

[03:33:20] Um.

[03:33:27] Uh, Lace?

[03:33:37] What?

[03:33:40] Lace?

[03:33:42] Is it dying?

[03:33:44] I don't know.

[03:33:45] Why are you pressing it?

[03:33:46] It's not working?

[03:33:47] Yeah.

[03:33:48] Alright, let's go recharge.

[03:33:57] Let's get some fucking W's, bro.

[03:34:00] I'm not even kidding, Liz.

[03:34:02] Dude, I'm actually hype.

[03:34:04] I'm dead-ass fucking hype.

[03:34:06] How much does it see if it works?

[03:34:08] It's a hundred-second worth.

[03:34:09] I mean, it doesn't work if I'm staying up until 1 a.m. to do the water work.

[03:34:13] I don't know.

[03:34:15] Wait, it's a pump statement.

[03:34:22] Do it again.

[03:34:25] How'd you know that?

[03:34:30] That sounds more juice.

[03:34:31] Let's go!

[03:34:32] That shit sounds way more juice.

[03:34:35] Max win! Max win! Max win!

[03:34:43] I'm going to take a look.

[03:35:04] Is that it?

[03:35:05] Little break.

[03:35:06] Oh god.

[03:35:13] Ah! Motherfucker!

[03:35:34] Bang!

[03:35:36] Stop a W, bro.

[03:35:38] Okay, now it's gonna come the boring part.

[03:35:40] It's gotta tie real quick.

[03:35:42] millions of ties so in the meantime let's start conversating now for the

[03:35:45] YouTube audience hey if you're on YouTube right now drop a subscribe button

[03:35:49] if you're on Twitch right now drop a hey YouTube and then also maybe drop a

[03:35:52] twitch prime guys if you twitch prime right now on Twitch you guys do realize

[03:35:57] you get ad-free no ads wow holy shit yeah bro imagine you watch the board on

[03:36:02] or not I don't watch the fuck I was sitting with all of them like damn you get ads ever

[03:36:06] Yeah, like literally, I had to go like over them. So what?

[03:36:11] Wait, I do it right here

[03:36:16] You're right here, right? I think so, I mean

[03:36:21] Okay, yeah, you could I

[03:36:25] Don't know how to explain the what I'm thinking, but if it comes down to it, then I'll explain it. Oh, thank you

[03:36:30] I fucked up again, I don't get it. I actually don't fucking get it.

[03:36:35] You have to make sure the... what is it?

[03:36:38] Go ahead, talk to me.

[03:36:39] I think you have to make sure the eye cup is facing north-east, and then you just matter

[03:36:46] daddy the fuck out of me.

[03:36:48] What the fuck are we?

[03:36:50] I don't know.

[03:36:51] It's not a matter.

[03:36:52] I don't know about it.

[03:37:01] That sounds like, you know, like when the plant first takes off.

[03:37:04] You know what I'm talking about?

[03:37:08] Wait, yo, we might need more of these, bro.

[03:37:10] Fuck.

[03:37:11] Actually?

[03:37:12] Yeah, I told you, dude.

[03:37:14] That's what I'm worried about right now.

[03:37:16] I don't think you told me, but...

[03:37:17] You know, I did. I said we need to get more.

[03:37:19] And you're like, that's right enough.

[03:37:21] I thought it'd be enough

[03:37:25] What the fuck are we?

[03:37:28] You know that meme or no?

[03:37:30] Oh yeah we definitely don't have enough

[03:37:32] What?

[03:37:32] 1000% we need 16 more

[03:37:34] Oh god?

[03:37:36] Yeah

[03:37:37] What the fuck do we do?

[03:37:39] Uh the other ones might fit

[03:37:41] Cause usually we have ships on our leeway

[03:37:43] Bro am I fucking stupid?

[03:37:45] Don't answer that

[03:37:51] Got the small ones from up behind here.

[03:37:58] I think we have one.

[03:38:00] One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

[03:38:07] Get your GGs, y'all.

[03:38:10] You better have to get your GGs.

[03:38:13] Here, maybe these will fit.

[03:38:18] I think it's shiny on the outside.

[03:38:48] That this part of the street, Pepsi would be doing it, and I'd be running around doing nothing, plastic.

[03:38:59] It's coming together.

[03:39:01] It's coming alright.

[03:39:12] Solid steady.

[03:39:13] I mean it's doing its job, dude.

[03:39:19] Okay, wait.

[03:39:20] How many zip ties do you have left?

[03:39:21] Because we can make a decision here.

[03:39:23] Two, four, six.

[03:39:25] Because instead of doing two on each plank, you can do one on each side of each part.

[03:39:29] No.

[03:39:30] I mean, so.

[03:39:31] Does the zip tie is big enough to go around?

[03:39:33] Sure.

[03:39:39] Everyone pray.

[03:39:40] Oh, they're skinnier too.

[03:39:42] Oh no.

[03:39:50] No, I miss.

[03:39:52] Oh no, bro, I knew it.

[03:39:54] Damn, you actually knew it.

[03:39:56] I did.

[03:39:58] That actually sucks that you knew it.

[03:40:00] Um, could just do what I need.

[03:40:09] What do we do? Do I doordash?

[03:40:11] I don't think it's gonna take forever.

[03:40:13] It'll probably take a while.

[03:40:15] Um...

[03:40:16] Do the...

[03:40:17] See if...

[03:40:18] We don't need as many planks.

[03:40:19] See if the screen...

[03:40:20] Wait, one, two, three, four...

[03:40:21] No, no, no.

[03:40:22] See if the screen will just fit around the pipes without the plank.

[03:40:26] There's another guy down here.

[03:40:28] I thought he went a little bit.

[03:40:31] Oh, this is fucked.

[03:40:33] Um, which kind of thing?

[03:40:34] Oh, no, we still have to do the chair, too.

[03:40:38] Is the chair gonna be the inside, though?

[03:40:40] Yeah.

[03:40:42] Do we go or do I just do it or dash it?

[03:40:44] Let's go.

[03:40:46] Fuck.

[03:40:48] What does the chat think?

[03:40:50] It's reading it, dude.

[03:40:51] Like, god damn.

[03:40:54] Cause I think we could do like...

[03:41:03] If we want, this would be four.

[03:41:06] Wait.

[03:41:07] One, two, three, four, five, six, so this doesn't even make any sense.

[03:41:11] So it's saying, connect them together.

[03:41:14] Like what do you mean, what do you mean?

[03:41:17] Wait.

[03:41:19] Every single message just says connect them, connect them together.

[03:41:24] Like this?

[03:41:25] Oh, this chat's actually fire.

[03:41:27] Well, like this, they're saying.

[03:41:29] Yeah, connect them.

[03:41:31] So why is that going to work?

[03:41:32] Why are you saying it's fire, maybe it's a sarcastic?

[03:41:38] Because they have a good idea.

[03:41:40] You're clear that it's sarcastic, dude.

[03:41:43] You might have to use three.

[03:41:45] Two.

[03:41:51] I'm a fucking idiot.

[03:41:53] Who invented zip ties?

[03:41:55] I

[03:42:00] Miss fuck it's not evidence. I didn't make

[03:42:07] Wait a minute chat holds you guys might be geniuses

[03:42:10] I mean it works, but I hope this doesn't help us make us drown just use the big one for as much as we can

[03:42:25] Wait, can you give me the scissors this will help a lot

[03:42:32] Hold on chat you guys might have been on to something W chat question mark

[03:42:40] How's it look?

[03:42:41] Oh, they said tighten all three.

[03:42:43] They're all three tightened.

[03:42:44] Because the tightest you can get, pause.

[03:42:47] The thing is, they're running out of small.

[03:42:50] I mean, we still have big ones, so that's fine.

[03:42:53] I know, but do you like the big ones or no?

[03:42:56] They say one big, one small.

[03:42:58] They say one big, one small.

[03:43:00] They say one big, one small.

[03:43:02] They say one big, one small.

[03:43:04] They say one big, one small.

[03:43:06] They say one big, one small.

[03:43:08] They say one big one small I mean I could but I still got a

[03:43:14] One two three four five six nah, I think I just do the smallest job

[03:43:18] I think I use the big ones for the last endings and play it safe

[03:43:23] Just can you guys trust me?

[03:43:25] If you trust me drop a drop a trust emote. I don't know if there's an email to describe trust but just trust

[03:43:33] No

[03:43:35] This shit doesn't even work

[03:43:38] Please.

[03:43:40] It's like zipping and then it falls off.

[03:43:46] Well, how the fuck do you like the first time?

[03:43:49] I don't know.

[03:43:50] What do you think of the glitched one?

[03:43:51] Uh, son?

[03:43:53] Oh, what was the glitched one? What the fuck?

[03:43:55] That guy out of here, that fucking useless fuck.

[03:44:01] Oh, this is gonna take fucking forever now.

[03:44:08] This is deadass gonna take fucking forever.

[03:44:13] Chad, what time is your bedtime?

[03:44:15] Are we good?

[03:44:23] Hold on.

[03:44:27] I mean, it works perfectly.

[03:44:32] You see?

[03:44:34] Look, it works.

[03:44:38] Hold on now.

[03:44:40] Maybe this might be a W chat for one time. I'll give it to you guys. You. Yes, you.

[03:44:47] You did it today. Thank you.

[03:44:50] Alright.

[03:44:54] This is the hardest part, I would say.

[03:44:56] Right?

[03:44:57] There's a tazie, I probably won't.

[03:44:58] It's just a point.

[03:44:59] It's tedious.

[03:45:00] Yeah.

[03:45:01] That's the good word, huh?

[03:45:03] Okay, so Chad, do these two go together, you think? Like this?

[03:45:07] or no um you could you put the chair on top of

[03:45:13] maybe what do they think i want to pay into everyone

[03:45:17] oh yeah this is yeah dude this is like glitched again we're getting glitched pieces dude

[03:45:23] Oh

[03:45:34] Fuck it hot

[03:45:39] Please I fucked up

[03:45:46] I'm sorry. Oh

[03:45:49] No, it's getting like fucking dark

[03:45:51] Dark yeah

[03:46:00] I need Marlin, dude

[03:46:04] Imagine Marlin right now just giving us moral support a dap said stop crying right now

[03:46:11] Fuck

[03:46:14] Here I don't think so you're left

[03:46:16] I'm not a fucking baby rage, bro.

[03:46:18] What the hell said you got this?

[03:46:20] Bro, I need Pepsi.

[03:46:22] I want to make Pepsi practice. I know he's watching.

[03:46:25] He's gonna see this.

[03:46:27] All those times Pepsi taught me things, bro.

[03:46:30] He comes down to this.

[03:46:46] I'm the certified engineer. The cabs will literally not fit, LOL.

[03:46:58] So I have fucking engineers in my chat, huh? I bet.

[03:47:04] I'm gonna prove, please.

[03:47:09] Better?

[03:47:10] I mean, if I get it works, I don't know what I did.

[03:47:15] I'm so angry, so am I.

[03:47:18] Chad, is this flimpoint or no?

[03:47:20] No.

[03:47:21] Who the fuck just said it, was that God?

[03:47:24] Hello?

[03:47:27] God?

[03:47:30] Who the fuck?

[03:47:35] Bro, you just dicked around while he did it.

[03:47:37] You didn't learn shit.

[03:47:39] Bro, all those zip ties are gonna slide around.

[03:47:42] You just need more holes.

[03:47:43] Look.

[03:47:45] So what's good to pee, bro? I'm just reading the chat.

[03:47:48] I think it looks good.

[03:47:50] Yeah.

[03:47:51] What the fuck? Are you hearing it at all?

[03:47:57] God, if you can hear me, give me a sign if I'm fat.

[03:48:03] Oh, we're good.

[03:48:04] That's just kidding.

[03:48:05] I

[03:48:14] Have a really fucking big that's it. That's woods not holding your weight

[03:48:19] So you're gonna read those now, so you didn't want to read chat all day, but now you want to read the hate messages

[03:48:22] Oh, I'm just reading the chat. He's the chat is that's all I said the chat's brutal, bro

[03:48:26] And you're trying to do something actually figure something out. They're just gonna be brutal

[03:48:30] Well, actually there's a good message. Don't listen to them. You got this mattered out of you. That's actually a good one.

[03:48:36] Uh, that's nice. That made me feel a little better. Who is that?

[03:48:39] Uh, it's not my way. They're all slipping. I don't know.

[03:48:49] Oh, here. I actually have a good message. Please do it alone. And didn't let Marlin help you. He will be tone. That's actually a good chat.

[03:48:57] a good chat. Did I do a glitch?

[03:49:01] Please?

[03:49:05] Guys?

[03:49:09] Wait, how many? 2, 4, 6, 8, 10, 12, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.

[03:49:20] Okay, you know what? I'm gonna save these middle ones real quick just to get this out

[03:49:25] of the way low key right well do the ones on the end yes just so it's like a

[03:49:29] structure so we have I'm getting I'm picking up what you're putting down

[03:49:33] now I'm out of that go drop on me if you believe in me I'm dead ass I look you

[03:49:42] should have ordered more I don't think it's gonna be enough because I how's the

[03:49:47] chair gonna work chair might just be one of those things we just figured out yeah

[03:49:53] Okay, got it.

[03:49:54] I don't really know, I'm gonna be honest.

[03:49:56] LOL, chat.

[03:49:57] LOL.

[03:49:58] Have a look over the matter?

[03:50:10] You don't need help.

[03:50:11] You're amazing on your own matter, daddy.

[03:50:12] Keep pushing.

[03:50:13] You got this.

[03:50:14] Don't let Chad bring you down.

[03:50:15] Love you, man.

[03:50:16] Keep up the hard work.

[03:50:18] You're so funny.

[03:50:19] Love you so much.

[03:50:20] Wait, what the fuck?

[03:50:22] Here comes the chatters crying about the caps.

[03:50:24] Lolo, Lolo, Lolo, Lolo.

[03:50:26] See, I like when like there's like mean chatters

[03:50:28] that are mean to the chatters that are being made to me.

[03:50:31] Hey matter fatty, keep going.

[03:50:33] You'll drown soon.

[03:50:35] All right.

[03:50:36] That one was just uncalled for now.

[03:50:40] Please call Drip with a zip ties.

[03:50:42] Max weight is 300 LBS.

[03:50:45] Guys, I'm fucking not 300 pounds.

[03:50:48] Holy shit.

[03:50:50] Pete Titanic, SS Madden, I'm gonna f-

[03:50:53] I'm gonna f-

[03:50:54] AYOOSH

[03:50:55] I can't, I can't do this, bro.

[03:50:57] I can't do this.

[03:51:15] Captain is required to go down with the ship.

[03:51:18] The poor plank.

[03:51:25] I didn't know that's what it was going to say.

[03:51:35] What does that even mean, bro?

[03:51:37] The planks are fine.

[03:51:38] Go ahead, go ahead, do it, do it, do it.

[03:51:42] Don't read it.

[03:51:43] It's just, it's not even like, hey, it's just, it's just, it's just dissolving water.

[03:51:47] water

[03:51:50] Like you ever wonder like what they look like type of this shit

[03:51:53] I'm not even kidding every time

[03:52:05] Come on

[03:52:07] What?

[03:52:08] Someone said be careful, your boat's got- if I'm fast I was like, madder daddy virus

[03:52:25] on it.

[03:52:26] It was just fritz on it, like-

[03:52:27] Does he know he's creating a boat not a submarine?

[03:52:41] I can't bro, it's like why am I doing this y'all?

[03:52:46] Like y'all wanna see me like, like what is, there's no way you're reading me, right?

[03:52:49] I swear to God.

[03:52:50] God damn dude.

[03:52:51] We have three big ones left and we only need four big ones, so we're good.

[03:53:05] Yeah, I think we can do this.

[03:53:07] Yeah, at the end of the day, it worked out.

[03:53:10] Well, we made it work.

[03:53:13] The problem is hype.

[03:53:15] I'm actually hype.

[03:53:16] Dude, I think it'll work.

[03:53:17] Shawnee on the outside.

[03:53:19] Yeah.

[03:53:20] What is it?

[03:53:21] Can you see?

[03:53:22] Yeah.

[03:53:23] Maybe you read some more?

[03:53:26] All right.

[03:53:27] I'm going to get it out here for you.

[03:53:30] Keep asking me a big one.

[03:53:40] Yeah.

[03:53:41] Is this boat going to be an altar job?

[03:54:01] Ron looks like he's been going to the gym.

[03:54:04] Thank you.

[03:54:05] Round is going to be the second streamer after a speech just to give you a bit of water.

[03:54:13] It's like why am I doing this dude.

[03:54:17] This is just like.

[03:54:22] No.

[03:54:27] Please.

[03:54:31] Look at the end of the pipe and tell me how you're fitting capsule between them.

[03:54:36] Yo Chris Acres, look in the mirror and tell me if you're fat.

[03:54:40] Whoa.

[03:54:41] Fuck you.

[03:54:42] Build the arc if blood is coming.

[03:54:47] Zip ties in dreams.

[03:54:51] We should take this to go see the Titanic.

[03:54:55] We got to take this to the spot we went yesterday and just start sailing out.

[03:55:02] Would it work?

[03:55:06] It would be a little rough on the water.

[03:55:09] We take this to the ocean instead of the pool.

[03:55:12] Big fan dude. Hope you finish the boat soon. Believe in you Madder Daddy. Love.

[03:55:16] Thank you bro.

[03:55:17] bro does this boat supposed to look like the blueprint yeah yes bro

[03:55:35] all right is the last one you ready the last of time the SS matter daddy SS

[03:55:42] matter daddy

[03:55:47] Hold on.

[03:55:49] Oh, no.

[03:55:51] That one's got him on its own.

[03:55:53] Let's make it tight.

[03:55:55] It's good, bro.

[03:55:57] Oh, no.

[03:55:59] There we go.

[03:56:01] There we fucking go.

[03:56:03] Hold on now, Chad.

[03:56:05] Hey, Ron, I have a tip.

[03:56:07] Wait!

[03:56:09] Yo, bro!

[03:56:11] I'm gonna go get you.

[03:56:13] I'm gonna go get you.

[03:56:15] Yo bro! Ready? Hold on!

[03:56:25] What's those even floats? The last resort.

[03:56:28] What do you mean it's the last resort? It's the last thing we do. This is not bad though.

[03:56:34] It's not bad. It's not bad at all. Okay, I mean the first part is done.

[03:56:41] All right, now what do we need to do?

[03:56:45] It's not bad.

[03:56:46] We need to put the caps on.

[03:56:48] Okay.

[03:56:49] So here's the tricky part.

[03:56:53] So what is this glue?

[03:56:55] I have no idea.

[03:56:56] I think that you put the caps on

[03:56:58] and the glue goes in the gaps.

[03:57:01] That's my guess.

[03:57:02] How do you do this?

[03:57:03] Try and use my brain.

[03:57:04] Oh my God, it's all over my hand already.

[03:57:07] Oh my God, you have to sue them.

[03:57:10] burn your skin. Sound God. On down to the bone. Yeah, you should go put down the pool actually.

[03:57:16] Here, I'll come with you.

[03:57:22] Gigi's pool on a rune. Oh, we're good. No, it doesn't matter.

[03:57:28] I don't think we need the glue. Um, we can get the caps on first and see then what happens.

[03:57:34] Should I cut this first?

[03:57:39] Oh, no.

[03:57:42] So the elbows don't fit?

[03:57:44] What?

[03:57:50] It worked before!

[03:57:52] Oh my god, it worked to me right there!

[03:57:56] Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no. Oh, no, no, no.

[03:58:01] That's what it is, bruh.

[03:58:04] You gotta hope that these...

[03:58:05] Oh my god, I should've put the cap on first.

[03:58:08] Oh...

[03:58:09] Please.

[03:58:11] Oh no.

[03:58:12] Oh no.

[03:58:15] How is this gonna work?

[03:58:18] How is this gonna work?

[03:58:19] Just pray to God.

[03:58:20] My rope.

[03:58:21] Bro, I can't.

[03:58:22] It's not gonna work.

[03:58:23] We fucked up.

[03:58:24] The whole thing's over.

[03:58:25] I'm not gonna...

[03:58:26] I need the whole thing to overdo it.

[03:58:28] I swear to God.

[03:58:30] I think the whole thing's over.

[03:58:32] Ladies, I think the whole thing's over.

[03:58:34] One God, I think the whole thing's over.

[03:58:36] You're laughing. Why are you laughing?

[03:58:38] I have tears.

[03:58:40] Oh.

[03:58:42] We're on.

[03:58:44] I think if I just like...

[03:58:46] Unironically, if I can get this fucking ring.

[03:58:48] We're not the others.

[03:58:50] No, I can't. I can do it.

[03:58:52] We're not the others.

[03:58:54] We're not the others.

[03:58:56] We're not the others.

[03:58:58] I can't I can do it you squeeze it in but it's like you got to separate them the problem is we made it so fucking tight

[03:59:14] I don't want to read the fucking chat

[03:59:26] Let's see what ideas they have

[03:59:28] I got it. I got one on. What work? But the actual problem is we fucked up. Oh god I

[03:59:44] fucked up. The cap I'm not worried about for one of them but bro how do I get the other

[03:59:48] What's going on?

[03:59:56] Holy, what do we do?

[03:59:58] We gotta cover somehow. We gotta put something into the water and get in. You know what I'm talking about?

[04:00:02] Yeah, I know what I'm talking about. I'm talking about what you can put.

[04:00:06] Just like...

[04:00:07] I think the cap's on. I don't even think it's on.

[04:00:15] No, this one's on.

[04:00:17] I mean, fuck you guys, I'll get on as many as we can, at least.

[04:00:21] Use duct tape, push the pipes out.

[04:00:24] Push one pipe to be longer than the other, then they'll fill.

[04:00:28] That's how it isn't the other side, it won't go any other.

[04:00:30] It's a powdery thong.

[04:00:34] I don't know if this one's even on, though.

[04:00:36] Breeze it tight.

[04:00:38] It will still float if you don't use caps.

[04:00:40] It'll float, but you won't be able to sit on it, right?

[04:00:42] I don't think so.

[04:00:44] Goodbye, Harvard, hello, college.

[04:00:51] Bro, what do we do?

[04:00:56] I don't know, this is just funny to me, bro.

[04:00:59] I know, like, actually, we're running out of time.

[04:01:01] Okay, I think you just try and get the caps on as many as you can.

[04:01:04] It's not gonna work.

[04:01:05] Oh, it's better than just not.

[04:01:09] I mean, could you give me another cap?

[04:01:27] Yeah, this, okay, so I can't 100% knock at the other one.

[04:01:30] There's no chance.

[04:01:32] It's not even like a little bit.

[04:01:34] It's not gonna like, it doesn't like squeeze in,

[04:01:36] you know what I'm saying?

[04:01:37] exactly the same yeah that's not possible it's not enough space unless I like not

[04:01:45] it's like metal part of the cap is like breathing yeah you see

[04:01:52] It's not gonna fucking work.

[04:01:57] Who am I fucking god, dude?

[04:02:02] Um...

[04:02:05] Wedge and hammer, loosen it, hammer.

[04:02:09] Marlin can do it, Marlin can do it, hammer, hammer. Marlin could, Marlin could.

[04:02:16] Slide the tube, idiot. Marlin can do it.

[04:02:19] Try bar between. Cut off the first plank.

[04:02:24] Get something between the pipes.

[04:02:27] Put a flathead screwdriver in between the pipes and have a lace.

[04:02:30] Try them apart while you push it on.

[04:02:34] We could like put some duct tape in the house.

[04:02:59] This isn't working.

[04:03:09] I mean, I got another cap on.

[04:03:20] I mean, I have two caps on.

[04:03:28] I mean, yeah, just I think I just do a few other sign just get on the main chapter you can first and then we'll go from there

[04:03:36] It's okay, but we got to overcome adversity

[04:03:39] diversity

[04:03:41] What the fuck is diversity has to do with this?

[04:03:43] Adversity

[04:03:44] What is that?

[04:03:45] Uh, I think it's like

[04:03:47] Like I think right now we're overcoming adversity

[04:03:50] But I don't know what it means

[04:03:52] But it's not like anything bad

[04:03:58] What do you think, Matt?

[04:04:08] I literally think we just keep trying to put the caps on.

[04:04:12] The thing is these work perfectly.

[04:04:14] Like perfectly.

[04:04:15] Yeah, which is good.

[04:04:18] I don't know, fucking screwdriver and I'm noticing that this one is a lot tighter.

[04:04:28] than that one no it's not actually my fucking idiot bro why you're testing the wrong way

[04:04:36] I don't know anymore bro

[04:04:41] ladies it's not even like screwing on

[04:04:50] I just need a fucking screw driver probably just using the drill how does that work well

[04:05:03] the drill thing that we bought has a bunch of pieces and then you just find whichever

[04:05:06] thing I'll bring it to you I don't think there's a flat head

[04:05:14] Oh my god.

[04:05:19] Oh you can get a butter knife, a butter knife would work pretty well, isn't a butter knife

[04:05:27] in the kitchen.

[04:05:28] Do we have tape?

[04:05:29] Uh, that's a woe question.

[04:05:31] What do you call them?

[04:05:33] Um.

[04:05:34] I can't give up bro, Chad.

[04:05:37] Oh they're saying you could just put a condom on the end.

[04:05:42] You have any?

[04:05:43] Nah, you?

[04:05:45] No.

[04:05:46] Silky definitely doesn't.

[04:05:48] Nah, that's a nine. Not the three of us.

[04:05:52] Push the boards down to one side, then you can spread the pipes.

[04:05:56] This is so sad, see? I told you to get tape.

[04:06:01] W. Palmer from Out of Reading Chat.

[04:06:03] Well, dead ass and embarrassing.

[04:06:06] Bro, time to put the last two planks on the side of it.

[04:06:09] Lube, lube, lube, problem apart, man, go fuck yourself.

[04:06:14] Marlin's coming, DoorDash, Flex-Tate, Hey Ron, Marlin Aura, Butter Knife, Marmar coming,

[04:06:24] SS, Madadaddy, didn't even get to make a voyage, well, just restart, saw the tube.

[04:06:32] Ladies I'm gonna need some more positivity here

[04:06:46] But we need a fucking flathead screwdriver some possible now you use a butter knife you have even utensils

[04:06:53] There really might be a better

[04:06:55] I mean, this is not, this is like loosely on, bruh.

[04:07:09] And we're still making progress.

[04:07:12] We just have a roadblock eventually that we're going to run into.

[04:07:16] Eventually we ran into it.

[04:07:17] Oh wait, you want me to keep the girl?

[04:07:21] Oh, okay.

[04:07:23] Okay, now we're at the roadblock. Well, no you can still fit caps on the longer ones now lock though

[04:07:29] My biggest problem right now is the I need a fucking thing. Let's go into the kitchen and look for a butter knife

[04:07:41] You guys have a flat head screwdriver, can I borrow it for five seconds?

[04:07:47] Lightwork no reaction

[04:07:52] Like how I'm smarter than my child like I take two seconds is just fucking good. Yeah, the thing is like you're actually smart in the chat

[04:07:58] W wrong

[04:08:00] I'm real okay. Can you help me with something real quick? I

[04:08:06] Have one problem that I'm running into

[04:08:10] So you see these caps. Yeah, I need to tighten all of them obviously

[04:08:16] I don't know if you could help me with that

[04:08:18] And then this side, I don't know how to stick another one on top of these because I already tied them together so my fuck sir

[04:08:28] Like why isn't that tight enough so water doesn't go in it

[04:08:32] It's ties you one or never

[04:08:37] Your savior

[04:08:48] I don't know how steady this review is, yeah, it's alright.

[04:08:58] Call him up, call him up, bro.

[04:09:08] It was good.

[04:09:10] Yeah.

[04:09:11] It was yours?

[04:09:12] No, it was my friend, my Chinese friend.

[04:09:13] He's an exchange student.

[04:09:14] Jason?

[04:09:15] Yes, Jason.

[04:09:16] I didn't have a screwdriver.

[04:09:23] I was going to tell you, I already bought that last week.

[04:09:28] For what?

[04:09:29] For the fuck, yeah, yeah.

[04:09:31] Are you actually building an actual boat?

[04:09:33] I built this whole thing.

[04:09:35] I did ask.

[04:09:36] Yeah, he's just helped me with just this part.

[04:09:38] I'm at a stuck part now because I already zip tied it.

[04:09:41] Because my chat was like, bro, quickly do it, quickly do it.

[04:09:44] This is where the struggle part is once he tightens these two on this side. I don't know how to get one more

[04:09:50] I need to cover this hole and that's it. And that's it. I mean, I'm pretty much good

[04:09:54] I got attached to the chair and I think we're good. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I was about to say because you have some holes in the middle here

[04:10:00] No, it's gonna float me, bro. It's gonna flip upside down. This is on the back right now

[04:10:04] Yeah, no, I'm saying like that's what you're gonna sit on the bed. Oh, yeah

[04:10:14] This guy is fucking, you're such a help, bro, I'm doing it.

[04:10:17] So where'd you find this guy?

[04:10:19] He was just helping with the AC.

[04:10:21] And then I was like, bro, I need help.

[04:10:23] And then I saw him.

[04:10:25] How did he over count by one still?

[04:10:27] Did that guy throw back in?

[04:10:29] There's no way.

[04:10:30] One guy he did. Remember when I said?

[04:10:32] Did you like search this up and ask you how to make one?

[04:10:34] No, not even a little bit.

[04:10:35] No?

[04:10:36] He's literally just like, I saw an image and I'm like, I'm doing this.

[04:10:38] Really?

[04:10:39] This is also dumb.

[04:10:40] I'm so long been right now.

[04:10:41] Like, I'm better at this.

[04:10:42] They actually locked because this actually looks good. Yeah

[04:10:50] He's gonna flow I think is what flow what do you think sir? I think so

[04:11:04] I might be able to lay down as some chair that might help me

[04:11:07] I think we find out we gotta make sure

[04:11:11] Okay, now this is my struggle how well these need to be tight to the key

[04:11:17] They're just squeezing but how can I get like two more?

[04:11:21] Like no, I'm saying just like this this oh, yeah

[04:11:30] Yeah

[04:11:37] Stop!

[04:11:39] Oh, that's what you were worried about, wasn't it?

[04:11:41] Yeah, bro. I was literally just worried about covering this.

[04:11:43] Wait, we're back in business.

[04:11:44] Yeah, really? That was easy.

[04:11:45] Now it's just like, is this gonna work or not?

[04:11:48] So everyone who's hating...

[04:11:49] You feel it?

[04:11:50] Oh, yeah, that's nice.

[04:11:52] That was intense.

[04:11:52] Did you cut this, too?

[04:11:53] Yeah.

[04:11:54] Was it hard?

[04:11:54] No.

[04:11:55] This is the SS Matter Daddy.

[04:11:56] It's the SS Matter Daddy, huh?

[04:11:57] Be careful these sometimes.

[04:11:58] We don't have any more.

[04:11:59] This is our last one.

[04:12:00] We're going full.

[04:12:00] Okay.

[04:12:02] Can you take your hat off?

[04:12:04] what matter matter matter matter that matter last time I took a hat off I

[04:12:10] Oh my god

[04:12:14] How is that

[04:12:18] What he did no way

[04:12:20] I think this one I think tight either so how are you gonna attach the chair what's the

[04:12:37] Um, we haven't thought that far, Mark.

[04:12:39] Okay.

[04:12:40] We're working as a group.

[04:12:41] Maybe we just try the floats first, maybe?

[04:12:43] That's what I said too.

[04:12:44] Well, he said that, but I was like,

[04:12:45] I feel like we just do it all at once.

[04:12:46] Yeah?

[04:12:47] He's risking it.

[04:12:48] He's risking it?

[04:12:49] Because imagine how much harder it'll hit

[04:12:50] if it just, I'm just floating away.

[04:12:52] Yeah, not bad.

[04:12:53] Because we're gonna have two tests.

[04:12:54] I'm gonna put it in the water.

[04:12:55] We're gonna look at it and be like,

[04:12:56] oh, shit.

[04:12:57] Yeah.

[04:12:58] And then it's the get-on.

[04:12:59] And then it's like, okay, I need to get it on.

[04:13:00] Yeah.

[04:13:01] Is it good?

[04:13:02] Yeah, I guess I'm pulling it.

[04:13:04] Make sure they fill them up.

[04:13:07] It's really scary if this breaks.

[04:13:08] It's over.

[04:13:09] We have no more zip ties.

[04:13:14] Sorry, lift it.

[04:13:15] That's good.

[04:13:17] Sorry to get my way.

[04:13:19] Thank you.

[04:13:20] You're a savior, dude.

[04:13:21] It's going to be such a great dad.

[04:13:24] I want to be with my kids over here taking me to all you guys.

[04:13:27] I want to take a picture of them.

[04:13:28] Yo, you go to school and be like, hey, man.

[04:13:31] I'm going to take this guy.

[04:13:32] I'm going to talk to him.

[04:13:34] No, no.

[04:13:36] You are mad at me, dude.

[04:13:39] You know what's coming to the house?

[04:13:40] Who?

[04:13:41] Arda.

[04:13:43] Really?

[04:13:44] Yeah.

[04:13:45] He's not gonna make us run, though, right?

[04:13:47] No, he's not fucking...

[04:13:49] He's not fucking dimension.

[04:13:51] He's going right now?

[04:13:52] He's going like 10 minutes, yeah.

[04:13:54] Oh, really?

[04:13:54] Yeah.

[04:13:55] He's a red blaster.

[04:13:56] He could look at this and just be like,

[04:13:57] Oh, shit.

[04:13:57] Yeah.

[04:13:59] Um, and then this is the last one.

[04:14:00] Oh, Marva, make sure that this...

[04:14:02] Is that right?

[04:14:02] I just got

[04:14:12] Be tight this one I forgot

[04:14:14] Oh, it's first? I never know huh?

[04:14:16] Yeah, start off, start at 20 minutes, you know?

[04:14:18] What score?

[04:14:20] I'll check I'm gonna try

[04:14:22] Bro, imagine I float away in the hunting river

[04:14:24] Bro, you know what you should do though?

[04:14:26] I mean, are you already doing that?

[04:14:28] You should try it in the pool, and then you should go to the beach and try it there

[04:14:30] Oh really? Yeah.

[04:14:32] Should we actually do that?

[04:14:34] Generally or no?

[04:14:36] Generally, yeah.

[04:14:38] Imagine you just float.

[04:14:40] Oh, this is really almost it.

[04:14:42] I know, it's looking good. It's coming through.

[04:14:44] Four more.

[04:14:46] That is hard to do.

[04:14:48] I did this, bro. This is like crazy, dude.

[04:14:52] Is it messed up?

[04:14:56] Oh, I can do it. You want me to try?

[04:14:58] Come on bro. I think that's what I have. Wait, was he doing the one that was in the other one?

[04:15:05] No, he was. There you go.

[04:15:08] My hand is sorry. You want to pop it or sorry?

[04:15:12] Hold on, hold on. I need to fucking grab him and try it.

[04:15:15] Okay. There you go. There you go. There you go.

[04:15:22] There you go.

[04:15:25] That's tight. There you go. That's good. I thought that's some theory about it.

[04:15:28] Oh, that one's not tight.

[04:15:36] This one starts to get fucking tricky.

[04:15:38] Are you good?

[04:15:46] I want to mess up your model hands.

[04:15:48] You're good.

[04:15:49] Oh, that's tight.

[04:15:56] That's tight tight.

[04:15:58] Oh, yeah.

[04:16:03] Here we go.

[04:16:08] Oh, that's a nice big one.

[04:16:14] do it oh yeah oh yeah that's right oh my god sir this is SS matter daddy

[04:16:33] make it right make it tight boys let's go boys let's go boys wait why is this

[04:16:40] like no I look he peeps and I didn't know to say or how to explain it so I

[04:16:44] just kind of didn't say anything but I think what the tune of that comes to

[04:16:47] die a little bit fine

[04:16:51] pre-tip him a thousand dollars in the hole there, right?

[04:16:53] oh I yeah, one or two

[04:16:57] how much do you pay for this?

[04:16:58] you think 350 bucks?

[04:17:00] I look 40

[04:17:01] how does it?

[04:17:02] yeah

[04:17:05] it's all yours

[04:17:07] You're a fucking cheater.

[04:17:11] This guy's great.

[04:17:12] Thank you, bro.

[04:17:13] Thank you.

[04:17:14] You just saved me.

[04:17:15] You're a cheater.

[04:17:16] You're a fucking cheater.

[04:17:17] Everything.

[04:17:18] You just saved the whole SS.

[04:17:19] Oh my God.

[04:17:20] The whole SS is right here.

[04:17:21] Oh my God.

[04:17:22] This is it.

[04:17:23] You look like a space expo.

[04:17:24] I like it.

[04:17:25] Yeah.

[04:17:26] Yeah.

[04:17:27] Should we give it a float test?

[04:17:28] Yeah.

[04:17:29] Now we put it like this and then we have to figure out how we're going to do the chair

[04:17:32] here.

[04:17:33] off first order of business I really think like they said you just go with

[04:17:50] the bottom and it's not just right over here just to see in the back rest there

[04:17:54] yeah I don't have nails put it in or you can even just do I don't have nails

[04:17:59] you can even just do it loose yeah I don't have nails I got nails I wish I

[04:18:02] There's another chair downstairs, that's a little lower.

[04:18:06] Yeah?

[04:18:07] I can saw that off. I have a saw.

[04:18:10] Wait, I got an electric saw.

[04:18:13] Are you kidding?

[04:18:15] No, that's a screwdriver.

[04:18:17] It's a fucking chainsaw, dude.

[04:18:20] What?

[04:18:21] It's not a fucking saw, that's a saw.

[04:18:23] It was not electric, so it got down here.

[04:18:26] Oh, no.

[04:18:27] Well, it's not gonna be like that.

[04:18:29] It's not going to be like that.

[04:18:30] We're going to take the edge off.

[04:18:31] Yeah, but I'm trying to measure it to see where it works.

[04:18:33] If it's in the middle or in the side.

[04:18:35] I think it's in the middle.

[04:18:41] There, probably go there and then he just sits and then...

[04:18:43] Just saw that off, yeah?

[04:18:44] Yeah.

[04:18:45] All right, this is it.

[04:18:46] Thank you, sir.

[04:18:47] Thank you so much.

[04:18:48] You're a fucking savior.

[04:18:50] Here we go, Mar.

[04:18:52] Be careful.

[04:18:59] Close, it's close, it's close.

[04:19:10] White work.

[04:19:11] No reaction.

[04:19:12] Okay, don't we need to come more you think you just need to see

[04:19:39] Put them out of there. Okay matter. Yeah matter. We might need to come more bound. I don't know what we have to see this go

[04:19:47] One to one one doing yeah, okay. Yeah

[04:19:51] You just gotta do it angle now, right? Is it great like this? Oh, yeah?

[04:20:00] Right off an angle like that be careful of your model hands

[04:20:09] We're gonna see this, you gotta see this,

[04:20:10] you know how to do construction more.

[04:20:12] Oh, I need construction boys.

[04:20:14] Oh, I'm madder, I'm madder.

[04:20:20] Get him on the blue collar.

[04:20:21] Hold on, last one more.

[04:20:22] All right, come on.

[04:20:23] Give me the moneier, you know what you're doing?

[04:20:24] Yeah, I like that, use very fun tools right there.

[04:20:26] So, angle like right here.

[04:20:29] I'm like right.

[04:20:30] You don't wanna cut the, yeah, like right there, you know?

[04:20:32] Come on, I'm about to come.

[04:20:36] I'm about to come, I'm about to come.

[04:20:38] Faster! Faster! Oh, no!

[04:20:44] Nice!

[04:20:46] Wow, that's actually valid.

[04:20:48] Okay, now, just stay down so we can see how it works.

[04:20:50] Let's try.

[04:20:51] See if there's anything else we need to cut.

[04:20:52] I think I found it.

[04:20:55] You can take the armrest, Slosh.

[04:20:57] That's swaggy.

[04:21:00] How do we do it on some like...

[04:21:03] On some relaxation shit?

[04:21:04] Yeah.

[04:21:05] Get your butt in the water so you can stay cool.

[04:21:08] That works big that uh, I don't know I think you still need to put it down though like screw it in. Yeah

[04:21:16] You think I think if you do some chill, Bob, don't sit in the market

[04:21:20] No, I'm sure if you can screw it. I mean that would be kind of nice

[04:21:26] Thing is you could just screw through it right here all the way down, but I just don't know

[04:21:30] They were saying zip tie but we don't have any left.

[04:21:35] No, we can use the small ones.

[04:21:36] I think we can use the small ones through the little gap in between the woods.

[04:21:41] Hey, we don't have any.

[04:21:42] I think we have two left, that's it.

[04:21:45] It's fine.

[04:21:46] It's better than none.

[04:21:47] No, this one's fucked.

[04:21:48] I fucked this one up.

[04:21:49] Okay.

[04:21:50] I think that one's fucked up too.

[04:21:51] No, I think that one's fucked up.

[04:21:52] How?

[04:21:53] How?

[04:21:54] I don't know.

[04:21:55] Look at the tip.

[04:21:56] It's already in.

[04:21:57] Yeah, fucked up, remember?

[04:21:58] Yeah, fuck that I remember yeah, we only have one

[04:22:09] You have to go with the relaxation bit

[04:22:12] Now we have none so I'm not gonna just matter that I could just fly a matter. Oh, let's see. Okay. Well first, maybe get a thumb

[04:22:23] Oh, yeah

[04:22:29] Get it with the boat though like back up and make sure the whole boat's in it

[04:22:36] Yeah

[04:22:44] I mean there was not break it. That's a good sign. All right, let's go. All right y'all this is

[04:22:50] SS matter daddy. Yeah, I gotta open the truck

[04:22:58] do we do it or do we go for the relaxation what do you think you could go for relaxation

[04:23:01] look you know what do you think

[04:23:03] I don't know keep me afloat

[04:23:10] okay so should we just so you want to basically start just do it like this you

[04:23:15] could look look you could do this but still have it secured you know what

[04:23:23] moves around yeah you think this will be fine yeah but you have to secure it you

[04:23:28] have to secure the chair you have to do a hold on thing low key can I see just one

[04:23:34] zip tie yeah it's a bunch of them here which are worn you can connect or I've never seen this

[04:23:41] can you help me I'm a little slow I've never seen this before this is like

[04:23:46] advanced zip tie sir if it's not long enough you just kind of like that

[04:23:51] extension. Wait, yours? How did you just get those on? I got these on Lucky Ones.

[04:23:54] Oh, this is a different one. Yeah. Okay, so basically, something is, it goes through here.

[04:24:02] That's fun. Yeah, that's good. And then here. Oh, fuck.

[04:24:07] Literally, just to make it more secure. Not about shroud.

[04:24:10] Security matter. Oh, yeah. You know what I mean? Security SS.

[04:24:15] SS Daddy. SS Junkie. Like this.

[04:24:20] Yeah, give me like one more on the other end too.

[04:24:23] No, it's a very relaxation.

[04:24:24] Now it's really relaxed.

[04:24:25] No, it's very relaxed, yeah.

[04:24:29] I mean, I'm super relaxed now, sir.

[04:24:32] You're fucking...

[04:24:33] Your head's gonna be in the water, bro.

[04:24:35] Nah.

[04:24:36] I ain't fucking...

[04:24:37] Might as well send it, no?

[04:24:39] It's a matter?

[04:24:40] Send it, matter, come on.

[04:24:50] Weave scissors? What are you scissors at?

[04:24:54] Scissors.

[04:24:56] What do you think?

[04:24:58] It's on there.

[04:25:00] It's mine.

[04:25:02] No, that should be enough.

[04:25:04] Two's enough?

[04:25:06] That should be enough.

[04:25:08] I gotta make it like tight so it's on my back.

[04:25:10] I don't actually just like to see if this works when I'm trolling.

[04:25:12] It's been a long day coming.

[04:25:14] Let's not stab you. Just try to be careful when you sit down.

[04:25:18] Want to sit down?

[04:25:21] Let's try it, come on.

[04:25:23] Let's fucking do it, boys.

[04:25:24] Come on, man.

[04:25:25] Thank you, sir.

[04:25:26] You're welcome.

[04:25:28] All right.

[04:25:30] I'm gonna give one try at this.

[04:25:31] That's a big test, sir.

[04:25:33] Listen, y'all.

[04:25:34] I don't have your stop chat.

[04:25:36] What?

[04:25:37] $10,000.

[04:25:38] What are you doing?

[04:25:39] I don't have fucking...

[04:25:40] She doesn't have $10,000, man.

[04:25:43] Oh, my God.

[04:25:44] It's fucking Chad.

[04:25:45] I think you just made a money no, I just don't get it dude. It's like

[04:25:52] Just everyone smile, dude

[04:25:55] Do you need this by any chance sir? I'm not using this

[04:25:59] If you want extra, okay

[04:26:04] All right ready more

[04:26:06] All right, ready?

[04:26:08] Yeah, help me.

[04:26:10] This is very kind of me.

[04:26:12] This is lucky so far, though.

[04:26:14] All right.

[04:26:16] Hey, do you want to open the floodgates for us, please?

[04:26:18] Of course, of course.

[04:26:20] Open the floodgates.

[04:26:22] Good luck, boys.

[04:26:24] Are you just going to...

[04:26:26] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[04:26:28] I'll see you at the deep end.

[04:26:30] Yeah.

[04:26:32] All right.

[04:26:34] So, how do we determine if this is a boat?

[04:26:37] It floats and it holds me.

[04:26:39] Yes.

[04:26:40] Now, float, I think it will.

[04:26:42] I also agree.

[04:26:43] I think it'll float.

[04:26:44] Now, in a real test, when you sit down on it,

[04:26:46] that's a real test.

[04:26:47] All right.

[04:26:48] Let's slowly put it on.

[04:26:49] Imagine you sink right away.

[04:26:51] All right.

[04:26:51] I'm just going to tell you.

[04:26:52] No matter how this goes, dude, I gave it my all

[04:26:54] without Pepsi for the first time, OK?

[04:26:56] It really did.

[04:26:56] So let's get some Ws going.

[04:26:58] You know what I'm saying?

[04:26:59] What do you think, Lacey?

[04:27:00] Did we do a good job?

[04:27:01] I really think that this looks like fire.

[04:27:04] And it felt good making it like it was fun not gonna lie. Let's test if it flows. Easy

[04:27:18] Okay, okay, all right

[04:27:21] So, okay right now. Do you want to get in in the shadow and then we push right now? It's a ball right now

[04:27:26] It's a ball right now. It's a fucking ball. Oh

[04:27:30] my god, it floats

[04:27:32] Oh and God it flows wow so now comes the tricky part now you sit down because

[04:27:39] like I think you get in the shower I hold it I hold it I'm gonna hold it I'm

[04:27:43] gonna hold it you're good you're good no no I think it's fine how do I sit in

[04:27:48] so I just that's the hard part you just slide yeah you haven't hold on one minute

[04:27:53] you sure I think it's gonna dip a little bit and it's gonna be falling sit down

[04:27:59] on the actual chair. I think we might have to get a chair. Look at the water's like, we didn't think of that. There's no holes there.

[04:28:04] Oh, chairs hold. No, it's fine. I'll tell you. This is gonna hold weight. Not that much though. Not that much.

[04:28:10] I don't have enough water to make the difference. It's gonna weigh down. No, I think you just have to get in there.

[04:28:16] You think we should go to the challenge first? No, actually, I'm not. But I don't want it to sink through.

[04:28:21] No, realistically, if you want to actually work, I think challenge. Should I get the challenge?

[04:28:24] I don't want it to just sit.

[04:28:29] Yeah it goes by itself.

[04:28:34] All right.

[04:28:39] There we go.

[04:28:42] From the stairs.

[04:28:45] Yeah like this and stepping this is heavy.

[04:28:49] This is heavy now.

[04:28:51] Those are really heavy.

[04:28:53] I'll put on this redacted.

[04:28:55] The only person I will in is Gilbert.

[04:28:57] Look where my penis is.

[04:28:59] It's too small.

[04:29:01] You can also lay in the other direction.

[04:29:03] You can face that way.

[04:29:05] If you lay this way, it might tip over that way.

[04:29:07] So what do you do there?

[04:29:09] Put your feet along the other way.

[04:29:11] Go in.

[04:29:13] Or you can just try to right the default way too.

[04:29:15] Oh my gosh.

[04:29:17] Yeah, go in the first hole.

[04:29:19] oh my god yeah go to the first hole and just slide in okay I ready hold on

[04:29:29] hold on get it up yes no we can actually get you know just get it up first

[04:29:33] get it it's fine it's fine oh my god

[04:29:36] wait it's coming up

[04:29:43] It's cuz of my weight on God it's cuz my weight look I mean you're floating

[04:30:01] Louise it actually works. Yeah, it's just tough. It's cuz of my weight in the back. It's just not balanced

[04:30:13] wait this is fire we did it what did i say oh my god at least it works perfectly

[04:30:24] good move bro oh oh my god look at this one yo this is fucking fire what did i say

[04:30:33] We did it!

[04:30:35] Did it hype?

[04:30:37] I'm gonna pull it out.

[04:30:39] Oh my god!

[04:30:41] Yo, this works perfectly!

[04:30:43] Look at this bro, my hair's not even wet.

[04:30:45] Pretty good.

[04:30:47] What are they saying?

[04:30:49] They're gassing it, they're gassing it.

[04:30:51] We did it!

[04:30:53] Yo, look at this too!

[04:30:55] Bro, never hatin' bro.

[04:30:57] On my soul, my hair's not even wet.

[04:30:59] The chair's like perfect.

[04:31:01] like the chair is like perfect

[04:31:03] I scared my back

[04:31:05] but like look like when you lean up

[04:31:08] yo this is fucking fire

[04:31:11] oh my god Chad

[04:31:13] look at this I can't even sink it if I wanted to

[04:31:16] it's actually not sinking

[04:31:18] look

[04:31:20] holy shit

[04:31:24] look at this

[04:31:26] Oh my God, I'm actually high.

[04:31:31] Oh God, Laze, this is fire.

[04:31:33] Like, oh God, I'm high.

[04:31:36] Hey Chad, let's get some Ws, man.

[04:31:39] And if you're on YouTube, make sure to subscribe.

[04:31:41] Let's go.

[04:31:48] No, this is so good.

[04:31:49] Laze, I can't believe we did this, bro.

[04:31:51] I did.

[04:31:53] Laze.

[04:31:56] Oh no. Oh no. I actually didn't mean to do that. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. No!

[04:32:16] NO!

[04:32:21] NO!

[04:32:24] My zip tie broke!

[04:32:27] DUDE!

[04:32:29] Is it still work you think?

[04:32:31] I'm just gonna try to look out the chair.

[04:32:34] Like you think?

[04:32:36] Like we could just sit in the middle, I just wanna see what it would look like.

[04:32:38] Unless you can't get that off.

[04:32:40] Because you can always just re-zip out of the chair, ain't you?

[04:32:47] Yeah, like if you're on a raft in the middle of the ocean, just scrander for your life.

[04:32:57] It worked!

[04:32:58] Yo, this is go-to.

[04:33:04] This is fucking go then.

[04:33:11] Oh god they were hating.

[04:33:15] Oh my god.

[04:33:18] It's so floaty that like it did as well as you put it under water.

[04:33:26] Hey chat.

[04:33:28] We built a fucking boat y'all.

[04:33:30] Let's get some double use dead ass.

[04:33:33] I can't believe we did it. Like I actually can't.

[04:33:37] I'm actually so hyped.

[04:33:39] Turned out well. This turned out great.

[04:33:42] Like no troll this turned out great.

[04:33:45] I'm gonna keep it here too for anyone who wants to use it.

[04:33:48] I know, yeah.

[04:33:49] They're probably gonna be hyped to use it too though.

[04:33:51] Dude, next time there's a party here? Oh my god, everyone's gonna be like, oh my god, where's the SS Matardaddy?

[04:33:56] Where's the SS Matardaddy?

[04:33:57] Say on God, they're gonna say.

[04:33:58] Bro, they're gonna be lined up. There's gonna be a line around the whole pool for fucking the SS Matardaddy.

[04:34:02] You think I'm trolling? Like, I'm actually gonna use this, like...

[04:34:12] Like, bro, I mean, we don't need that, you know what I'm saying? Like, look...

[04:34:15] You see what I'm saying?

[04:34:24] All aboard SS matter!

[04:34:32] I'm not even kidding, my hair is not in the water.

[04:34:41] Who wants to be a part of SS Matter Daddy?

[04:34:54] Drop a me if you want to come to the courthouse.

[04:34:57] I can't believe this Lace, I'm proud of us.

[04:35:00] good shit bro what's next for us do we build a two by two a house or is that too

[04:35:06] advanced no not a lot that'd be fun yeah that's so advanced you can figure out

[04:35:11] though if you have to boat bro I'm so fucking happy chat you don't understand

[04:35:17] like I deadass didn't think I could do it but with the power of lays and the

[04:35:22] power to stay born auto and the power of the child we did it drop a W y'all

[04:35:28] All right, let's get out of here.

[04:35:31] Thunderfully done.

[04:35:33] Look at the sunset, too.

[04:35:38] You know what? Let's just put the SS matter in, like...

[04:35:41] I'm just leaving the water for now, bro.

[04:35:43] Anyone who wants to use the SS matter is there.

[04:35:46] That shit looks fine. I'm not even kidding.

[04:35:48] I do agree. I'm not gonna lie.

[04:35:50] Yo, it's so nice out in the pool, it's so nice in the pool.

[04:35:54] I bet.

[04:35:55] But I got a pee. Do I pee in here or no?

[04:35:57] Probably not, it's kind of gross.

[04:35:59] But does it matter?

[04:36:00] Yeah, because other people use it.

[04:36:02] You don't want to make other people rage.

[04:36:03] Whatever.

[04:36:08] Yo, these are heavy.

[04:36:09] Yeah, I literally just leave mine outside in the sun.

[04:36:11] Hey, Chad.

[04:36:13] W redacted pants.

[04:36:14] Oh.

[04:36:17] Where's my cloth again?

[04:36:18] Oh, nah.

[04:36:20] Oh, no.

[04:36:21] Wait, what?

[04:36:27] Oh my gosh, you can't even work. Look at it, bro. It's just chilling there.

[04:36:34] I think it just fucking worked. You want to try to get in?

[04:36:39] Um, I'll get in once again too.

[04:36:42] Come on.

[04:36:43] From fully closed right now.

[04:36:44] Come on, go change, dude.

[04:36:45] I'll change and try to get in.

[04:36:47] Should we, should we have Lays do it?

[04:36:50] Should we have Lays do it?

[04:36:53] But then you gotta like hold the portable ones too.

[04:36:55] If you want to do, I mean, I just don't want to, you know,

[04:36:57] to make it complicated.

[04:36:59] It's up to you.

[04:37:01] It could have you do it.

[04:37:02] Oh, it's nice.

[04:37:03] Oh my god.

[04:37:04] It's fucking cold now.

[04:37:06] It's nice in there though, God, it's nice.

[04:37:07] It's hot.

[04:37:09] I'm going to just try after.

[04:37:10] Wait, go meet Ardo.

[04:37:11] Should I go meet him?

[04:37:12] I could say what's good.

[04:37:13] You could say, like, yo, I can't believe we really

[04:37:15] ran that race.

[04:37:15] Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[04:37:17] You're right, Jack.

[04:37:19] We can't end just yet.

[04:37:20] We got to go make today about us.

[04:37:21] Can I get a retreat?

[04:37:25] Let's go, Matt.

[04:37:26] Get your wallet.

[04:37:26] I'll just put it there.

[04:37:28] I'll just hold it down.

[04:37:28] It's right here.

[04:37:29] No, it's right here.

[04:37:31] Holy fucking W's.

[04:37:36] I can't believe we did it.

[04:37:38] That's hard.

[04:37:39] I actually didn't even get it.

[04:37:41] I'm fucking hyped.

[04:37:42] Dude, was we ever there buying it and buying the shit?

[04:37:45] And I actually started to realize it was going on.

[04:37:47] I had full faith in it at work.

[04:37:50] But some parts was like, oh no.

[04:37:52] You want to try swimming?

[04:37:54] I'll stay here.

[04:37:55] I'll stay here if you drown.

[04:37:56] I got no clothes.

[04:38:00] I got extra clothes.

[04:38:02] You want these shorts?

[04:38:04] I want a job right now.

[04:38:06] Really?

[04:38:07] Where's Silky?

[04:38:08] He's in there.

[04:38:08] Oh, I didn't see him.

[04:38:09] He's playing margaritas.

[04:38:12] Silky?

[04:38:15] Silky?

[04:38:16] I'm alive.

[04:38:16] I don't want to be asked to.

[04:38:18] I'm not going to leave.

[04:38:18] Silky?

[04:38:19] No.

[04:38:20] I'm alive.

[04:38:21] I'm alive.

[04:38:22] Can I come in?

[04:38:23] I'm alive.

[04:38:24] He's Derra, he says.

[04:38:28] He's doing shows for like 10 girls at once.

[04:38:30] Oh god.

[04:38:31] No.

[04:38:36] No, they just met, I shouldn't...

[04:38:37] Okay, and you should do an odd idea.

[04:38:39] Take the fucking towel off,

[04:38:41] and you already drank, just come running in and be like,

[04:38:45] I just finished 300 miles.

[04:38:48] But why is he speaking so much?

[04:38:50] I don't know anything about it.

[04:38:51] Look, now he's saying nothing.

[04:38:53] I don't want to ruin I don't want to ruin one segment. Okay. Yeah, what I said is like fully make it about you like

[04:39:00] I'll come back later

[04:39:03] Okay

[04:39:05] What are you doing?

[04:39:07] Can I show you what I made?

[04:39:15] Okay

[04:39:17] Someone tell a dad to come down, I want to show him the pool, he's not even streaming anymore, I'm a dad, I'm gonna say fuck fuck it.

[04:39:35] What's up?

[04:39:36] That's my mom, what would you do?

[04:39:38] What's up my man?

[04:39:40] How are you doing?

[04:39:41] Nice to meet you mom.

[04:39:42] I just finished American also.

[04:39:44] Yeah?

[04:39:45] Pleasure to meet you, dude. That was crazy, 370 miles?

[04:39:49] Yeah. How many breaks did you take?

[04:39:51] Not that much, bro.

[04:39:53] Jesus fuck.

[04:39:55] Well, I wanted to know if you just want to say what's up.

[04:39:57] That'd be around there.

[04:39:59] Nice to meet you, bro.

[04:40:01] You run a lot too, bro.

[04:40:03] Really?

[04:40:05] Usually.

[04:40:07] Marlon said that he'd run a lot too, and I guess, oh, really?

[04:40:11] The mongoose? No. And they laughed.

[04:40:22] Don't bother him.

[04:40:24] Alright.

[04:40:26] What are you giggling about, bro?

[04:40:29] At who?

[04:40:31] Are you in his discord?

[04:40:33] Yeah.

[04:40:37] I'm saying don't watch your stream.

[04:40:39] so much because your shoes are larry is excited but what's the funny I'm like

[04:40:47] listen to the street and I'm waiting for it to catch up you love those

[04:40:51] advance

[04:41:08] Hey gentlemen

[04:41:11] Inside that

[04:41:21] What yeah, I'm not a time. Yeah, yeah

[04:41:28] Daddy, can I show you the boat? Yeah

[04:41:33] 50 gifted from five it. Thank you and everyone say thank you right now

[04:41:40] Oh god, he runs deep

[04:41:42] Skylight, okay, you're a 50

[04:41:46] Holy shit five of you to go bro. You're so handsome

[04:41:49] I thought you were going to rip this man out.

[04:41:51] No, not today. It does split and I was on it.

[04:41:53] It actually worked perfectly.

[04:41:55] And you did it all by yourself?

[04:41:57] Well, I almost just cracked over and died.

[04:41:59] Well, I have one dude.

[04:42:01] He just helped me screw something in because I didn't have a screwdriver.

[04:42:04] Look!

[04:42:05] Oh, what?

[04:42:06] It works.

[04:42:07] That kind of looks like a vibe.

[04:42:08] No, it is. It works. On God it works.

[04:42:10] So you can sit on there?

[04:42:12] Did I not?

[04:42:13] You want to try?

[04:42:14] I'm not.

[04:42:15] Come on!

[04:42:16] On God it looks.

[04:42:17] On God, I see it floating. No, but like even when you're sitting in it though, it's like no troll

[04:42:24] It's gonna you're gonna definitely feel water. So you want to sit knock it? What how much do you add that?

[04:42:30] Roughly 8,164 grams. I don't think they're too cool to stay there

[04:42:35] That's how many how much I weigh right you want pound you got it. Oh, yeah, you got a specific. Oh, yeah

[04:42:42] Yes, I'll be

[04:42:44] Okay, it's like only like

[04:42:47] Uh, come on, worst case you get a little wet, bro

[04:42:51] No, I mean, I'm not I don't have an issue with getting wet, but if I do this I gotta play basketball first

[04:42:56] It's like a reward. This is a shit. I can't just do this for free. You watching the game. I have it all right now

[04:43:02] Yeah, you set up moose versus a silky fight. He just had 16 in the first quarter. He was going crazy

[04:43:07] Yeah, they were supposed to play yesterday. He's here. I think we're gonna play after after what this game

[04:43:13] We're gonna put one stream

[04:43:15] If you want to say yeah, I got to see motion and so he said he's down

[04:43:19] I don't know what he's doing right now. I'm sure you don't want to get in there

[04:43:22] Yeah, I've already go bring my second pile of laundry to the laundry machine

[04:43:27] Good you whites. Have you used it yet? Just say how it upstairs. Yeah, use it right now

[04:43:33] Probably optimizing use the one downstairs to this genius

[04:43:37] I

[04:43:42] See retarded where you all right, well, where you going?

[04:43:53] Ron I'm currently eating a cania combo. Oh my god, bro. How good does that sound?

[04:43:59] Everyone say goodbye to SS matter. I'm proud of this shit, bro

[04:44:03] No troll, bro.

[04:44:06] That was a good job.

[04:44:09] We dirty did this shit, dude.

[04:44:11] Thank you.

[04:44:13] You can stand.

[04:44:15] You know they told us?

[04:44:16] What?

[04:44:17] They said we couldn't fucking do this.

[04:44:18] I know.

[04:44:19] What?

[04:44:20] That art of doing partying?

[04:44:21] The fard?

[04:44:22] Farda.

[04:44:23] Farda.

[04:44:24] Should I try to call Pepsi?

[04:44:27] You think he'll pick up or no?

[04:44:31] Hmm chat over under Bebsi picks up

[04:44:38] I try to see if he wants to check it out

[04:44:44] But he had too much or he's not gonna pick up he never picks up face time

[04:44:49] Bro, no answer. Are you dead or is Elron, bro, for bothering Betsy?

[04:45:06] And then the day come, and she was saying,

[04:45:13] Oh, no.

[04:45:15] Peace out, SS Matter.

[04:45:18] Everyone say goodbye to SS Matter.

[04:45:20] Wave goodbye to SS Matter.

[04:45:24] Yeah, we got to clean the hall later.

[04:45:26] You think sir is going to have to, later?

[04:45:28] Later.

[04:45:29] So what we're going to do is later?

[04:45:31] Later, daddy.

[04:45:31] Later, daddy?

[04:45:33] Later, me.

[04:45:36] Oh, my home is in the very, very, very.

[04:45:40] Tomorrow should be fun.

[04:45:44] What's tomorrow?

[04:45:45] I'm making a World Cup song.

[04:45:46] Here?

[04:45:47] In my room, Max is coming over.

[04:45:49] Jason's gonna be there.

[04:45:50] Max is going here?

[04:45:51] Yeah.

[04:45:52] And then, we're gonna make a music video, I think.

[04:45:55] Really?

[04:45:56] Yeah.

[04:45:57] On stream?

[04:45:58] I don't know yet.

[04:45:59] Let's figure it out.

[04:46:00] World Cup!

[04:46:01] That sounds right.

[04:46:02] You got a 10 gifted, I don't have a drill I have.

[04:46:07] 10 gifted?

[04:46:08] For who?

[04:46:09] Oh

[04:46:22] Yes, you guys nearly

[04:46:39] Do you want a red bullseye, do you want a red bullseye?

[04:46:41] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[04:46:43] Where are you guys going?

[04:46:45] We're going to the house.

[04:46:47] Hey, hey, hey, hey.

[04:46:49] Peace out, John Goh.

[04:46:53] I never got a house for...

[04:46:55] Well, wait, so that guy doesn't have a red bullseye?

[04:46:57] They smell so good.

[04:46:59] You smell it?

[04:47:01] Bro, I don't know what it is.

[04:47:03] European people smell so amazing.

[04:47:05] Like, can they be...

[04:47:07] I still smell it too. It's like they gotta be like drenching themselves in there. It's getting stronger? Wait. Oh

[04:47:13] No, he's not daddy. Not daddy

[04:47:18] Now if someone had to spray something through the house. No, that might have been him

[04:47:22] He smelled good. Is that me you?

[04:47:26] That was not daddy. Let me tell you daddy got some reek

[04:47:31] Smell stops here. What?

[04:47:37] Wait, now I'm getting it.

[04:47:39] You smell that?

[04:47:41] Oh, some little boof-a-loofy.

[04:47:43] What is that smell?

[04:47:47] Ah!

[04:47:49] I swung it in my towel.

[04:47:51] Did I hit your feet?

[04:47:53] She's the camera.

[04:47:55] Were you swung at me?

[04:47:57] My feet. No.

[04:48:01] It's like that DJ Kyle when he gets on his PJ

[04:48:03] and the camera didn't fall as it run.

[04:48:05] There's holes.

[04:48:18] Maybe go watch the game?

[04:48:25] Huh?

[04:48:26] Maybe go watch the game?

[04:48:29] Maybe, or...

[04:48:34] And she said,

[04:48:36] Maybe you're wrong.

[04:48:41] And she said,

[04:48:43] Ah, God, it doesn't matter. It can't matter.

[04:48:50] You guys are weird, bro. You guys really feel uncomfortable.

[04:48:52] You guys put that on.

[04:48:53] What?

[04:48:54] You think you feel uncomfortable and make me blush?

[04:48:56] You think that we hard eyes are weird?

[04:48:58] Yes.

[04:48:59] I would say.

[04:49:01] Alright, I gotta change.

[04:49:02] Hey, much.

[04:49:03] you got like like are you you're a clingy bro you're doing my job you fucking dick

[04:49:12] kind of

[04:49:16] okay

[04:49:24] probably probably

[04:49:33] What's that?

[04:49:34] Someone's knocking.

[04:49:35] Open the door.

[04:49:36] They're keep knocking.

[04:49:37] What was that?

[04:49:38] I don't want to be the one opening.

[04:49:43] Hello?

[04:49:44] Who's knocking?

[04:49:45] I think they're in Lacey's room.

[04:49:48] Lacey?

[04:49:49] Hello?

[04:49:53] Who's knocking?

[04:49:55] Who's knocking?

[04:49:57] I think they're in Lacey's room.

[04:49:58] Lacey?

[04:50:00] Oh.

[04:50:13] Oh, wait.

[04:50:14] What do you want to do now?

[04:50:36] That exactly is just how I feel every day, just a lot of stress, I don't know, could

[04:50:44] be on the game, could go watch the game, could smoke that Zahra.

[04:50:48] What do you want to do?

[04:50:49] Because we had such a good stream.

[04:50:50] Like, what could we even play though?

[04:50:51] Like, what game?

[04:50:52] Because I don't...

[04:50:53] CZ go?

[04:50:54] It's like CSGO Rocket League?

[04:50:55] No, I saw a hitting dude.

[04:50:56] I kind of want to see it.

[04:50:57] Smoke with lays.

[04:50:58] I don't have anything to smoke though.

[04:50:59] I don't have anything to smoke, though.

[04:51:04] Could get a rewarding victory food.

[04:51:07] If the chat wants to see a rewarding victory food, we could do that. It's up to them.

[04:51:11] I don't really mind, but up to you.

[04:51:13] If you want to pull some outwards for the stream, we can do that.

[04:51:17] Could fucking probably go watch the game.

[04:51:19] They're saying not about a chat.

[04:51:21] Chat, is this a nab's, or is this a...

[04:51:23] Is this a cat looking sideways?

[04:51:29] I'm not hungry right now.

[04:51:37] You don't want a cane, it's naked canyard.

[04:51:39] Dude, I just feel like there's no reason to eat that.

[04:51:41] Imagine an lemonade though.

[04:51:42] I was gonna drink, yeah.

[04:51:43] Bro, I'm not gonna eat if you're not gonna eat.

[04:51:46] I'm not gonna eat at all.

[04:51:51] You're not gonna eat?

[04:51:53] I'm really not.

[04:51:55] You're not gonna eat at all?

[04:51:58] No, I'm hungry.

[04:52:00] You're not hungry at all?

[04:52:03] No.

[04:52:04] Are you hungry or no?

[04:52:07] I'm actually not hungry.

[04:52:09] What do you want to fucking do, bro?

[04:52:13] I'm not watching the game on stream.

[04:52:15] You can play the game and I can go watch this game

[04:52:17] unless I get hungry.

[04:52:19] It's like I'm in a pool.

[04:52:22] That's not a matter of having to put this on in.

[04:52:25] and says matter

[04:52:29] We should build a Mac

[04:52:38] When a short trip on these shorts are from ultra ultra world on Instagram

[04:52:43] Basically, this is my brand and you just missed this trouble. It's just this so yeah

[04:52:51] What is this

[04:52:55] You're walking your fighter out in front of Drake?

[04:52:59] Oh my god! My fighter is fighting?

[04:53:03] Versus who?

[04:53:06] Oh, versus AP the fighter.

[04:53:09] Appreciate that, guys. Not bad.

[04:53:12] How many I recognize and name?

[04:53:13] Wait, and I'm gonna be able to walk out where Drake's gonna be there?

[04:53:17] I'm like, oh my god.

[04:53:20] Why y'all saying GG?

[04:53:22] Chad y'all didn't know Aiden is flying me out. I lost some diddy shit with a private jet on the 23rd of May and

[04:53:31] We're gonna literally she gave me a PJ and then he also gave me

[04:53:38] A Starling on it so I could stream so basically I'm gonna stream me getting on the plane and then we're gonna do the whole flight

[04:53:45] We're gonna go there and then we're gonna go straight to the fight and then Aiden also told me that he's gonna let me meet Drake

[04:53:50] I don't know if he's being for real or not, but he might meet Drake on stream. What do I tell him, bro?

[04:53:56] Like I'm still gonna be like Ice Man, but

[04:53:59] He's literally like, here's what I'll do if I'm that lucky. I'll just start sitting there.

[04:54:07] I've always been yelling, go, go ask Drake if he's like a sub.

[04:54:14] Do I ask Drake, like, if he watches the state? Is he part of the stable?

[04:54:18] I

[04:54:20] Asked Drake like I get a verse

[04:54:25] What the fuck is me home I

[04:54:27] Dot check okay, I hit drink with the matter daddy. I'm getting like that is a generational clip like if he says

[04:54:33] What's the matter daddy? He might either kill me or get go or just not react

[04:54:43] Honestly, bro, I'm looking just chill watch the game if you want it

[04:54:46] I'm not upset. I did a five hour stream and I'm not gonna complain about it.

[04:54:49] That's five hours.

[04:54:50] We've been live for five hours and like I said, I'm doing five to six hours minimum a day.

[04:54:54] And here I am.

[04:54:57] That's awesome. Just come back.

[04:54:59] Oh my god, this fucking emo is so dumb.

[04:55:02] Overworking, like it's a new emo.

[04:55:05] It's a fucking new emo, dude.

[04:55:07] There's no way.

[04:55:08] Oh wait, wait, I gotta recreate this silky clip.

[04:55:11] Yeah, so like, um, so basically bro, I'm not even kidding, like, dude, I just feel like

[04:55:19] me and you, we have so much shit, we have plan bro, like, you know what I'm saying, we just

[04:55:25] have like so much shit we can do this summer.

[04:55:28] Bro, Chad, rate the building stream one through ten, be honest, I'm gonna be honest with you,

[04:55:32] that was like a ten, that was so much fun, like no troll, like being able to work, I

[04:55:36] I didn't think it was going to work.

[04:55:38] Until he saved us with the caps, oh, god.

[04:55:41] Like, that shit was fire.

[04:55:43] I just like having good, energetic streams

[04:55:47] like for a certain time, you know what I'm saying?

[04:55:49] Tomorrow, chat, we have Max and Jason are going to be back.

[04:55:55] They're going to be here in my room,

[04:55:56] and we're going to hit FL Studio.

[04:55:58] So it should be fun.

[04:56:00] We're going to try to record a song.

[04:56:02] So yeah, so FL is tomorrow.

[04:56:05] I'm really hyped for that.

[04:56:06] And then the next day, we have Lucky and Drake's album,

[04:56:11] which is Super Fire.

[04:56:12] And then I'm gonna figure out,

[04:56:12] I think we have the therapy stream,

[04:56:13] I'm a therapy stream, like a real therapist,

[04:56:16] on like the guy who did Jason and made Jason cry.

[04:56:19] Yeah, that'll probably fucking hit, I'm not gonna lie.

[04:56:21] Yeah, I'd have like a meeting with him though,

[04:56:23] like 15 years before I streamed.

[04:56:25] Yeah, yeah.

[04:56:27] Yeah, I mean, it's pretty interesting.

[04:56:32] Yeah, Dr. K.

[04:56:33] Yeah, I'm low-key nervous though.

[04:56:35] I'm gonna have you two while you're going to therapy on stream. That's actually ridiculous.

[04:56:39] But like, I just feel like I can't talk about shit on stream because then the chat's just gonna like...

[04:56:43] I mean, bro, it's... I think that's absolutely insane. I'm surprised you're doing that.

[04:56:47] Should I just cancel?

[04:56:49] No. Like, I just... I don't want to ruin it. I mean, like, I don't know. Like, I just think it's insane. That's all I have to say.

[04:56:57] I'll probably just close chat. Yeah, I'll probably close chat the whole time, bro.

[04:57:01] Um, one of these days, bro, I wanted to do, I want to do like another edible.

[04:57:05] I think we should do an edible stream.

[04:57:07] Like where I do, but like, bro, I used to take five milligrams.

[04:57:11] I want to take like 10.

[04:57:13] Dude, I tweak all five.

[04:57:14] Oh God, I tweak, I tweak, I tweak, dude.

[04:57:19] I did as tweak.

[04:57:20] We could, we could actually do that.

[04:57:22] I don't hit it.

[04:57:23] Right.

[04:57:24] Two weeks when I was on five, like I'm talking like I ran in the straight line

[04:57:27] on Minecraft for an hour.

[04:57:28] I remember.

[04:57:29] Yeah.

[04:57:31] Silky lays Ron Lacy high stream

[04:57:37] We do one of these days

[04:57:42] And then chat at the end of the month me and Jinxie have Minecraft in her life that's gonna hit oh my god

[04:57:48] That's in here, like I'm dog and Diamond Jim Jim hit.

[04:57:52] Alright, the Diamond Jim dude.

[04:57:54] Hey, everything is looking good bro, everything is looking good.

[04:57:57] Hey, now that we forgot how to build too, we can build, oh I still gotta do the Foozie stream.

[04:58:01] Oh my god, yeah.

[04:58:02] Made Foozie and then also chat, I don't know if I remember telling you, me and I, Gumdrop are gonna do a cooking stream very soon, me and her.

[04:58:11] Here?

[04:58:12] Yeah, I think. What am I doing there?

[04:58:18] Um, yes, so me and her are gonna do that, and when, I have to figure it out, she's,

[04:58:25] I think she mess, I think she messaged me and I gotta just respond, uh, I'm just really

[04:58:34] thinking of what, what else did I miss?

[04:58:37] Like, Dennis, what else did I miss?

[04:58:40] Did you talk about Sean Strickland winning?

[04:58:42] Oh my god, bro.

[04:58:44] Sean Strickland, like, he's, he's good, dude.

[04:58:47] And Lakers got swept, bro, and they got fucking swept, man.

[04:58:52] And don't even get me started on the early savage on Tatsuro, oh.

[04:58:55] Bro!

[04:58:57] Can we talk about the political,

[04:58:58] economical state of the world right now?

[04:58:59] I'm sorry.

[04:59:00] Like, man, bro, I'm really like, I'm just,

[04:59:04] there's just so much going on that I feel like I only have like a minute to think about it.

[04:59:07] Like, bro, I'm not even kidding, man.

[04:59:10] Ah, this chat is just great, dude.

[04:59:13] This chat is deadass great.

[04:59:14] I love you guys, man.

[04:59:17] This is really fucking good vibes, bro.

[04:59:19] Like, the streams are just great, fucking vibes have been great.

[04:59:22] Everything's just hitting, nice things have been great.

[04:59:25] Just how we just, bro, we just built the fucking SS Maradade

[04:59:28] and sailed it across the fucking 3911 Ocean Drive.

[04:59:33] Like, bro, man, it was time to move slower.

[04:59:35] I know, it's really hard to move.

[04:59:36] We need faster right now, but...

[04:59:39] Raw and Dopin, they were three gifted, dude.

[04:59:42] Oh, this is just so...

[04:59:44] I don't know, bro, like Mickey Mouse, Bear Creek, that's hard, man, that is so, so hard,

[04:59:56] man.

[04:59:57] I just like, I don't know, ladies, just really feel just like being you, just.

[05:00:09] guys that is the end of today's stream let's get a w in the chat for real

[05:00:26] w fucking stream all jokes aside here you want to check out camera go me with

[05:00:30] me because I just out of my cameras that this was a good fucking stream dead

[05:00:36] Good ass y'all, thank y'all for watching, let's get a W the chat.

[05:00:39] Seriously, there's absolutely nothing wrong with a five hour stream as long as it's good

[05:00:42] content and today was great content and I like it because I felt energetic.

[05:00:47] Honestly, bro, thank you for all the subs, thank you for all the donuts, thank you to

[05:00:51] anyone who followed.

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[05:01:08] chat you giggled at, you kekwa at, whatever it might be, send, send, send, send, send,

[05:01:12] send, make sure you send stuff.

[05:01:13] I'm opening everything, so whatever gets there, it's getting opened.

[05:01:16] Thank you for all the subs today.

[05:01:19] Thank you to anyone who chose to watch me over anyone.

[05:01:21] You know I always say that all the time because you can watch anyone and y'all choose me.

[05:01:25] So yeah.

[05:01:27] I want to host someone who I don't usually host again.

[05:01:29] That was really cool last time.

[05:01:31] Last time that guy was super happy.

[05:01:33] So who should I host this time?

[05:01:35] I look you want to host someone like who I didn't host to get, like it's pretty cool.

[05:01:41] Like who's like a, host me.

[05:01:52] Go on desktop.

[05:01:53] All right I switch, I look at the stable and auto tag again.

[05:02:03] guy's back again who should I rate chat now I want to rate someone like who doesn't have like any

[05:02:08] like viewers like I think that was looking fun who should it be like I want to rate someone who

[05:02:12] literally doesn't have like any viewers okay I got one for you dude don't let me your IRA

[05:02:19] he's in the fucking slums of Milwaukee bro holy shit we're number one on just chatting right now

[05:02:24] W's chat but I actually can't wait to be like meet Jinxie like and do the stream with him anyone

[05:02:30] else like I'm actually hyped for that

[05:02:36] Anyone else bro like I'm actually so fucking hyped for that

[05:02:45] To the boat float yes

[05:02:48] It's fucking sales

[05:02:50] You guys are naming people who are already famous ever known. I'm trying to do people that like are like get what tags

[05:02:56] Should I look up?

[05:02:58] Oh god

[05:03:08] No one

[05:03:22] Hmm path to partner

[05:03:28] Hmm

[05:03:33] What the fuck y'all imagine this is real oh

[05:03:40] My god, I'm so close, bro

[05:03:43] I'm dead ass

[05:03:46] I'm dead ass so close to this Chad is this AI

[05:03:51] No, this isn't AI bro. Oh my god. This is an AI bro like this might be real

[05:03:56] Yo, this will never be you.

[05:03:59] I bet.

[05:04:00] I bet.

[05:04:01] Yo, mark my words.

[05:04:03] In June, I will have a six-pack.

[05:04:05] Mark my words.

[05:04:06] Clip this right now.

[05:04:11] June 2027, I will have a six-pack.

[05:04:15] BAM!

[05:04:15] Okay, June 2027.

[05:04:20] So don't worry.

[05:04:21] Yes, June 2027.

[05:04:24] June 2027.

[05:04:26] Um, I can't be further into that.

[05:04:30] Have anyone.

[05:04:32] Whistling

[05:04:42] Hey, hey, goodbye.

[05:04:45] I've got a pocket, got a pocket for the matter.

[05:04:47] You got a pocket, got a pocket for the daddy.

[05:04:50] Matter daddy.

[05:04:53] What are y'all thinking?

[05:04:55] help me help you you know it's over now go what you're trying to do what are you

[05:05:06] linking me

[05:05:08] No son.

[05:05:10] No son.

[05:05:12] No son, no son.

[05:05:14] No son.

[05:05:16] Yeah?

[05:05:18] No son.

[05:05:20] No son.

[05:05:22] Yo Mollie, he's going to sit there and laugh dude.

[05:05:24] Not a bet.

[05:05:26] Not a bet.

[05:05:28] Not a bet Mollie.

[05:05:30] Not a bet, not a bet.

[05:05:32] Not a bet.

[05:05:34] Not a bet.

[05:05:36] I'm trying to really think here ladies should I just raise your friend

[05:05:42] Oh my god he'll be like he's like he's like he's just like living the slums and hits his

[05:05:51] car and goes off.

[05:05:52] You want me to tell you a shit?

[05:05:54] What's his name bro?

[05:05:56] It's not it's not Bailey.

[05:05:59] D.A. yeah.

[05:06:01] George.

[05:06:02] What does he look like?

[05:06:03] I'm live tomorrow y'all go to fucking vibes in the chat. I love you boys so fucking much. Thank you for all the stuff

[05:06:26] Thank you for all the dough knows. I'm gonna see you boys fucking tomorrow. We're literally a hundred subs off

[05:06:31] 23k is that right? 200 subs off 23k, bro. Like we're fucking killing it. I love you boys

[05:06:39] I'm gonna see you tomorrow bright and early. I'm gonna try to stream around like one again like maybe 1245 one

[05:06:45] So yeah

[05:07:01] you