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I have to do that then I had to sit there for two hours while it was getting
Getting done and then I had to drive back another hour and a half. So I was tired and I took a nap
Okay, so get your L runs out for taking a nap. I don't know you want to hear it. That's so sad
Thank you, bro. See you understand me, bro
Thank you, bro. Like all right, bro. You see this poor thing, bro. You see this. This is this is what I'm talking about
This is dead ass what I'm talking about, bro
Like I never even see this emoji bro, but thank you
Thank you, bro
Who feels bad for me drop on me bro. Did I drop on me if you feel bad for me saddest moment in history? Yo, thank you
Thank you, bro
No, I'm sorry y'all. I'm sorry, dude. I'm sorry to go through that. Thank you, dude
Thank you. So in reward for that chat. I am live, okay?
Okay, several makes the boys for stay here and all,
they're not taking a day off and not being lazy.
Facts.
Today, I'm going to do what everyone has asked me to do.
Y'all have been begging,
y'all have been messaging me,
y'all have been messaging my mods,
y'all have been messaging my friends,
y'all have been messaging my loved ones,
y'all have been asking for this in the Twittercom,
You'll have been asking for this every single day.
Yo, yo, yo, reach that to my Instagram DMs.
You reach that to my manager.
You reach that to my loved ones.
You reach that to my grandma.
You reach that to my mother.
You reach that to my mods.
Yo, spam it in my offline chat.
Yo, spam it in my Twitter account.
Yo, spam it in my Discord.
Yo, spam it everywhere.
Today, I will finally be doing what y'all want.
And I, stable Renault, yo.
Will!
Be!
Buying a piano!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Who's with me?
Who's with me?
Say me!
Who's with me?
Every single stream in the beginning of my stream, I will be playing a song on the piano!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Let me see the excitement in the chat right now.
I'm out W stream. I'm out. Let's go son, and we will be leaving
Pleat not retiring didn't wait what you're leaving. I'm leaving
Wait, I'm out wait
Wait, so I'm God you guys are gonna leave wait. Are you guys?
wait guys
Wait guys don't why are you guys actually gonna I?
I quit my job as a viewer you don't you don't get you don't get paid to be a viewer dude
Yeah, I know that's like a newsflash to you guys, but like you know you don't get paid
But are you guys paid to what how did you just leave my what the fuck is this?
What is what is a sunflower?
Wait
I
You're leaving wait, why is it ever wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait everyone stay
No, everyone
Everybody stay
No, no
No, what the fuck?
Don't
You know what fine, I'm spending my stream y'all. There's a good stream
you know
Ten minutes what is ten minutes, bro?
And you have everyone around you who loves it now. I'm just kidding look at you guys bro
I'm just fucking kidding bro here. I'm here, and I'm staying guys today
We're going to be buying a fucking piano you heard that lace
We're gonna buy a fucking piano, and I'm gonna make sure I'm gonna make sure it can connect to your JBL speaker
Yep. Yep. We're gonna get a piano that can genuinely do everything. Yes. Yes. Yes
also guys
Little schedule update for you guys.
Tomorrow, we are going to be doing science experiments.
Mine in the backyard, wherever it might be,
I'm gonna think of some experiments with the stable.
On the 20th, we are doing the long awaited.
what everybody has been asking for why is my effing why am I effing are we
fucking dead ass yo outlaw fix it bro outlaw can you hear me can you hear me
outlaw can you hear me okay the law and the weighted on the 20th we will be
doing the stable Renault go p.o. Box
the stable Renault P.O Box is back on the 20th
now the question is it's been about like a month since I've opened my p.o. box so
what is sent in my p.o. box
Are we back are we back if you can hear me type hello with a smiley face
Guys the question is what is in my PO box because I haven't opened it for one month
What's the worst thing I could be in the video box
Like
It's been it's been about it the last time you open the peel box was in the other house
The question is what did y'all send bro because I'm seeing someone say my ballsack I'm seeing Israeli flags
I'm seeing a dildo. I'm seeing moldy food. I'm seeing used tampon guys. Can we start sending normal things dead ass?
Hentivirus, yo, is it possible, wait, is it possible to get sent
Hentivirus, is that a thing? Is that a thing? Can someone send something
to disease? Listen, today we're going to do the, uh, don't worry about it actually
today, piano. The 20th, we have PO Box, bang! The 21st, me and Joe Burmafoszi will
be doing a stream online together, we don't know what yet, but the 21st
First, you'll be doing a stream.
The 22nd, which is a Friday, or I like to call it a fry-yay.
Drop a LOL if that made you laugh.
Me and Gumdrop, I Gumdrop, will be doing a stream together, or we'll be cooking.
We're going to be cooking together.
We're going to be cooking together.
The 23rd, which is a Saturday, which is a Saturday, I will be flying to Vegas on stream
on a private jet that Aiden Ross provided me, I think, unless he lied, but we will be going
to Brainerys, so we'll be doing a day in Vegas.
Yes!
Day in Vegas.
We might need Drake.
Who knows?
And then on Sunday, I saw Lacey talk about it, but I got invited, so me and Lace, you
know, and everyone, we kind of got invited to basically go to this thing in Vegas on
Sunday where it's basically like the Olympics or whatever but everyone's on
drugs. I don't really know exactly what it is but everyone is on drugs, everyone
can use steroids, everyone can use enhancements, everyone can use anything
they like to use. Yeah basically you could do whatever the fuck you want bro.
Yeah it's basically whatever the fuck you want. The Enhanced Games is what it's
Let's call it.
Real quick, y'all.
What?
I have to change.
What?
It's my own house, Chad.
What are you fucking question-marking at?
So you're telling me nobody in here
goes around the room butt-naked, like, actually butt-naked.
Bro, when I was younger, I used to go around my whole house
with my dick and balls out, bro.
Like that's normal, that's normal.
You are, my whole family used to do it.
Listen, we're gonna be doing that.
And then the 29th of this month,
we are going to Florida where me and Jinxie
will be doing a in-person Minecraft marathon.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Literally nice.
Nice as fuck.
Nice.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
When is Forza so do y'all want to hear the good news or bad news because the good news is I have the game the bad news
Is is not installed and this fucking internet in this house cannot fucking install it
Because everyone is live
um
Anyways, um
You're in Miami you're more I know it's not no it's not um listen
We have a pretty fun days a couple days ahead
Yeah, yo, so why did I open up my Twitter already to you in front of me that?
That's your new car. Oh, wow everyone congratulate lays on his brand new
Wow, it's a beautiful key chain. I swear. I've seen this key chain before
Well, no, I bought this key chain for Jason the ween actually
He just I'm confused congrats. What are you? What are we saying congrats to what are we?
You know, what are we saying congrats to he didn't buy a made-back guys? I don't pay that well. No, I don't I don't I don't
Yo, thank you so much for the 18 months W LARP. Yo, um, shut your ass up. No one cares about you Ron. Fuck you
Yo, what the fuck is wrong with you?
um
Watch this to the end
What?
I'm not even kidding. This is a good edit, bro. This is deadass a good edit. W edited in the chat.
Um, what do I just get sent?
The matter, so you just, okay, so, so is this supposed to be like funny?
I'm a little confused.
So you just made, you took time out of your day, you took time out of your day to get
on Roblox, make a shirt, call it a matter, yeah, buy it, buy it, buy it.
So you wanted to get on Roblox, what's a game I don't even fucking play to buy a shirt
for five fucking, I don't even know how much this is.
Bro, your description is hashtag Marlin hashtag stable. What the fuck does that happen to anything?
What a shit fucking shirt dude
What a shit shirt that's five cents so you want me to give this guy five of my fucking pennies
Yeah, right that is never happening in a million years. You're not getting a single penny of mine, bro
You're not getting a single fucking penny of mine. I'm dead ass
Watch this and you to video unavailable
Of course, of course, bro. I'm just being honest with you. He's not getting a singular penny
Um, what is this duality of core?
What is this
This is the worst song on the album by the way.
We all burn out right now.
Bro, I'm confused dude.
It's just they're just dancing.
I'm confused with the edit here.
Is there no edit um, okay, so am I getting like DDoS cuz where the fuck are my videos?
You're drinking hella hater. Your name is literally cat looking sideways. Yo xD. I'm warning you right now
By the way, whatever this is if it's a cat the cat laughing. I'm just gonna ban you for the day. So get ready
Yep, I'm not gonna fuck
Fuck it. Oh, I did as a good fuck. See you today. I'm dead ass. You're gonna learn your lesson, bro
You're dead ass gonna learn your fucking lesson. I hate that video. It's just the dumbest shit ever sign the funny
It's actually not funny.
No, it's seriously, it's actually not funny.
Top most streams, rap songs in a single day in Spotify history.
Make them cry, not like us.
Girls want girls, champagne, poetry, fair trade.
I'm going to be honest with you, we're done with the 90s, bro.
We're dead.
Kendrick is washed.
Kendrick is a goofball.
Thank God he's gone.
Can I get some retweets?
He's a fuck it, yo.
Yo, he's a dork, dude.
He's a dork.
No, we're done, bro.
You can call me question mark.
You can say whatever you want.
No, yo, yo, okay, okay, okay close your eyes
What are you listening to when your car starts? Are you listening to fucking Drake or you listening to Kendrick mid-mars, bro?
Please tell me please bro, please there's so many drinks. I'm not having this argument
You fuck with my new tic-tac
The fuck is this how does laser have more hours this month silky hour stream 29
Mr. Laser Boy 30
Yo guys, how about we stop our watching and we just enjoy whenever streamers go live facts or no
Facts are no how about we just do that dude. How about we dead ass just do that?
New song what is this you know my old new song trash man?
Trash man!
So you want me to sit here through a minute and 32 seconds of this?
Is it Monday or Tuesday to take trash out?
Trash man
Sometimes we laugh, sometimes we cry because of the trash mail
What is that?
Trash man
I know there's been a trash when I'm coming down
I know you smell that shit cuz I'm the trash man
I'm the trash man baby, do you want trash baby?
Every time I come around and say why I smell like fucking trash
But I'm a back day say I smell like a soggy wet trash bag
I'm not listening to this, you want me to listen to another 42 seconds to this?
Like I'm confused, you want me to listen to this for-
I give this song a 8.6 out of 10, how does that even make any fucking sense?
Cuz I'm the trash man, and I know I am the trash. I can smell the fucking trash
This smell ain't trash
Oh, that's trash right there. Oh my god. Oh my god, it's there.
So if I meet them, my no, my no, my no, my no
Is it a bird? Is it a plane in the sky now?
Nope, it's trash man.
Yo, yo, I don't ever in a day in your fucking life link me some bullshit like this
Since we doing long videos, what the fuck do you mean since we doing long videos?
Okay, yeah nice you're trying to get me banned got it got it got it. No, no, I got it. I got it
I actually got about
Are you gonna watch this?
Do you think I'm gonna sit here and watch a 40 minute mr. B's video? That's my question to you
Do you know who you're watching right now?
Survive 30 days on an island with your ex win 250 grand
So
Molly 10 centent mounting tantanama 7.9 million monthly listeners on Spotify gaining over 7.3 overnight
What the fuck?
Well, what the fuck is this? Wait, so she gained over seven million monthly listeners
The Drake effect how many monthly oh how many viewers you think you get if you stream the stable or not oh like Drake gave
7.3 overnight how many viewers would you get streaming with me like what would your average become like let's say you had like
Five zero so you got it. No, no, I actually got it
What are you laking me bro what tjr bomb
Am I the first person in Miami?
I don't give a fuck!
The conics egg.
Y'all clearly weren't in-
Bro!
They can even do real shit, dude.
Please.
We get it.
Everyone buys corners, dude.
Fucking phenomenal.
What is this?
Clevicular got mugged by a ju-
Yo, why do you guys keep sending me this clav shit?
Is this like paid actors in this chat?
He gets mugged by-
Like, bro, what does this even mean?
You get mugged by your judge.
Everglades, during the live stream, they have now pleaded no contest to the charges.
Andrew Morales, known online as Cuban Tarzan and Braden Peters, who goes by Clevon.
Good, good.
Um, Yana, is what she wants to teach you singing?
No, you want to know what's really funny?
I'm going wrong.
Is it bad to sing?
Thank you!
I'm gonna go on this and ohhhhh!
He ooh and dancing, dancing!
Thank you!
I can't!
Thank!
You don't hear this boys voice?
He's singing tunes right now.
Thank you!
Yeah!
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Let me get his own.
You know what?
Maybe I should start singing more.
Start on my streams to really get my vocals on.
Teach him a little something.
Favorite of six, good or bad.
If you wanna learn how to sing, come on, I'm here for ya.
But yeah.
Yo, Yana, I want you to teach me how to do the song.
Um, Chad, what is it by Kanye?
Is it bound to?
I know!
You're tired of lovin', of lovin' somebody
I don't know the lyrics, fuck, what's the lyrics?
Uh, I'm lovin' with nobody
I don't know, I got you bound to lyrics
I'm lovin' with nobody to love
I know you're tired of lovin', of lovin' with nobody to love
Nobody, nobody, so just grab somebody, no leave,
I did ask, you think I can hit that shit?
Like that ass, like I can hit that shit, no.
When you're outside with this, I can go to that.
Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, yeah, gotcha.
So you let me know, Yana.
I think my whole chat wants to see me do a singing stream.
Can I hear that?
I don't have my phone, that's a spiritual journey online.
You could be on the journey,
but eventually you have to take the journey.
Hey Chad, did y'all see the new core video?
Yes or no?
It's actually a pretty good video. It's out of a million views in a fucking day almost bang
Shakira just dropped sound guy wait wait. Oh no
Wait, this was
You belong, you've been this pretty
Oh, oh, oh, what broke you once
Made you strong from
Die, die, equal
Darling, I am let's go
Die, die, equal
Darling, I am let's go
Okay, man
Is it better than yours?
You're the only one who's left that fire, no one can take it away
It's made up of to write your story, that is how you make the way
Is this AI?
We're about to reach the glory, only one step away
All that is in us, all that is in the pain
You think that's true at all, and true at all
Just do it again
I'm not like AI
You think that's too believe, I believe
Cuz you're not like AI
Y'all can't
To believe in my dream, in the top of your game
I've got everything you need it
Be honest with you. I have a hot take y'all. I have a hot ass take. It's not even that hot to be honest with you
I feel like where's my song bro? It's the same thing. I feel like our song's better. Am I trippin?
Like I feel like y'all would listen to my song like drop of me if I'm on your playlist already, bro
Yeah, yeah
I
Could never make it don't ever disrespect stable or not a bro rule number one of this chat you fuck with me
You fuck with my friend, and you fuck with my friend you fuck with the gang
I really just
I really tried to get like a quote off dude. I'm dead ass. I don't know jeez my bad, bro. My bad a
Singing coach not a bad child what?
So you can keep
me
Inside the pocket of your ripped jeans
Holding me closer to our eyes
Me yeah, you won't I do I know this chat
There's three things in this world that the chat wants me to do they want me to do a 24-hour piano stream
That's a number one, that's a clear obvious.
And then, not only that, are my fucking fans just break?
Are you fucking dead ass?
Wait.
Y'all won't need to do a DougDug 24 hour stream.
I'm familiar, I see the Twitter column.
I see what y'all been saying.
Um, yeah.
Who's DougDug?
Are you fucking stupid?
Diamond Jim?
Um, you didn't send notice for the stream, so you're gonna tell me that you're the only
one who didn't get notice.
Are you fucking stupid?
Don't ever come in here and disrespect me.
What is this?
Your rage was feeling sad after feeling left out of the core boys of Blackboy Next Rural
Cup song.
That last year the new privilege here that I didn't have a blast on the backs of everybody
Now in a blast
No rage is there a book I should go crazy
What is it?
Rage.
Hell, you didn't invite him.
You know what happens when I try to call Rage back?
No, no, no, look, ready?
Chad, I'm about to prove why I got you.
No, no, no, I actually got you, ready?
Watch, watch, watch, watch, watch.
I can lock money.
I'll do a 24-hour stream if Rage picks up right now.
I will dead ass do a 24-hour stream, I promise you.
I'm not kidding.
That's not confident.
He's sleeping.
It's five o'clock where he is.
Your call has been forwarded to voicemail.
The person you're trying to reach is not available.
At the tone, please record your message.
D&D call again.
You do realize it rang, but I'll call again.
No, I'll just show you.
I'll do a 48 hour stream if he picks up.
I'll do a 48 hour stream if he picks up.
I gotcha.
No, I actually got you.
Look, I actually got you.
I will do a 48 hour stream if he picks up the call.
That's how confident I am.
Show us.
Your call has been forwarded.
Oh, triple DND?
I will do a 72-hour stream if rage picks up my phone right now.
I'm on your chips.
Is that a funeral? Say it on God.
So y'all made me...
No, you're lying
Dude appreciate appreciate so y'all oh said now you guys L run me so
So no no no no no so y'all I got I got I got I got it any ideas what I could do with this chocolate
Bro, I don't give a fuck about mr. Bees chocolate anymore, bro
I'm not paid to do that. No one's I paid before Keckler Keckler Keckler Keckler Keckler Keckler
Yo, by the way, who's that one Minecraft YouTuber, by the way?
Um, I don't know what this was, but why the fuck did I see like Marlon in like this dude's fucking face reveal?
Does anyone know what I'm talking about, bro?
Like, bro, I don't know what this fucking like...
Yeah, Marlon, yeah, bro, look.
Who the fuck is this and why the fuck is Marlon on this?
Alright bruh, I promise to face reveal at 5 million subscribers.
First, I can tell by these abs and his beautiful body it's Marlin.
I just want to say I love every single one of you man.
I don't want this to change anything, you know.
So you're telling me Marlin has a Minecraft channel secretly?
I don't even know if it's mostly anything but like,
growing up I was called Names, they said I was a freak,
they said I have a face only a mother could love,
but I promised and because I love you guys I'm gonna do this all I ask is
that everyone's nice in the comments I I fuck it I'm gonna do it bro he's not a
minor what is he done one
hey bro so Marlon so what is this guy then he's not even a minor what does he
do what the fuck kids in 2015 school drills be like whatever fake story
channel got it he's a good story teller got it okay I'm not even kidding you I've
never been creeped out by any chatters in my fucking existence and streaming this
guy named I'm not a Masada agent just typed leave California soon something
is about to happen stay safe what are you fucking typing in my chat okay what
are you typing you want details no what is going on what is going on he's
He's nose. He's an admin. He's right.
Yeah bro, you an epic bro.
So, you want to go back to the place
basically here I was pretty happy here I was in my fucking house depressed
sketch stream good stream very good stream I don't know what that is subitone
one I'm not even gonna speak about behind the scenes
that Ron forced mr. V shoot that I had to do amazing times the Jixie stream
where literally we didn't even get to do anything because we had a sponsor that I
was forced to do midway that I was told classic whoever makes stable edits need
help brutal sing mom friends with the monster that's under my back get along
with the voices inside of my head you're trying to save me stop holding your
Rap and you think I'm crazy
Cry swim up
My cough love scooches and darling this truck scene was cool. That's the much time telling me this shit, bro
I'm at stable or not. Oh who blow that money, but don't go broke out here like me stable. We're not on fortunately stable
We're not oh don't got this
You know, does Bruce know that this is my photo?
Like, this is literally my photo.
Number one.
Number one, this is my photo, okay?
So I don't know why he's tweeting shit.
That's from my house.
But he AI'd my fucking name.
My watermark over there.
Yo, whatever, bro.
I'm not, I, listen, bro.
You do what you gotta do.
Why am I getting a fucking call from Epic, bro?
I don't,
you know what?
Good luck on stream, my friend.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you, bro.
Hope you are good.
Epic.
Horse out.
Oh, that's fire.
I might've been kidding.
That, that, that's fire.
Dead ass, that's fire.
That's, that's aura.
Is that aura that's actual aura horse out dropping me if you have chills right now that ass explain this
Who the fuck has the name clip on twitch
What who is this
What is fire wait nobody has used this can I get this name you think or no like for an old twitch account
He's the clip don't ever say that what happened to Jason. We're almost down our intro y'all everyone be patient, but it's not Jason
That's fucking ladies, bro. He stole the fucking Maybach keys
When you next traveling outside of the US soon, bro soon soon soon all right
Let's go through this real quick anything that I need to react to send right now
No, dude, nobody cares about that fucking case hardens.
Um, let's see here.
Yup, I saw Yana, me and Yana streamed soon chat, nabs, nabs, nabs.
Yes or no.
Um, what did I miss here?
We need this segment back, this was peak.
Well this was because of Pepsi, bro.
Right now, and drop a twitch prime if you want to save a dap.
If you want to save a dap, spam, we want to save you.
Thank you, what are we?
Player this week?
I miss Pepsi, bro, dead ass.
Phase video, legacy shatter in two weeks.
I'm gonna be so honest with you
Have y'all watched the court channel? Yes or no? Have y'all seen the new videos?
I'm gonna be honest with you the shit that we filmed already
We filmed five videos two unreleased three that are at least the two like all the videos
We've released so far has been actually fun, and I look forward to shooting. I'm not even kidding
It is insane to me how we shot for fucking 12 hours yesterday
We shot for 12 hours yesterday, and I managed to have fun the whole day. There's not a singular shoot day
I don't remember besides like rage-bitting old people that I was like looking forward to bro, and it's crazy, bro
We're about to hit 600,000 subs
Holy cheese are dope drop a W if you're here for that
bro 600,000 subs you know how insane that is like dead us like you know how
insane that dead us is that's crazy bro that's actually fucking crazy 600,000
subs wow jumping me if yourself not my edit but sad oh without that this goes
dude yeah I gave it my all without that for the first time okay
He don't fuck, he don't fuck, he don't fuck
The fuck?
Someone drop a thousand gifts in a second, retired Pepsi.
I'm gonna chop.
Also, by the way, do you guys like the length of these videos?
About like 40 minutes?
Or should it be longer?
Since there's only one video a week.
Like, I don't know.
I was thinking that, like, I mean, I think this is the long video,
but like 40 minutes is a pretty long video.
But it's only once a week, so.
I like it, I was gonna say 40 minutes is pretty like solid timing.
It's smoky.
Go!
You just got me.
Oh!
The hots are like...
Yeah, we did a little off-stream swimming.
I'll be honest with you guys, the video that, the next video should be
Corgo's skinny dipping and we're posting it exclusively on, on Twitter.
So, be excited for that, you know what I'm saying?
Exclusive on Twitter.
We're gonna do skinny dipping, etc.
BOOM!
BOOM!
BOOM!
BOOM!
Yup, exclusive.
Exclusive.
Um, why do I see a picture of ladies driving behind my urus following me?
I don't know.
I don't- I don't really understand this, but, uh, nice.
Very nice.
It's very interesting.
Um, nice.
Um, what else did I miss?
Mmm, anything important that I need to see?
What is this?
Oh, can we get- can we- can we- somebody please convince them to do an opposite?
update in a month. In one month, redo this house tour.
Bro, our house looks clean. Facts are no.
Bro, we have maids now, bro.
And just don't clean anything up, as is just showing.
And it's going to be, it's going to be just full of stuff.
No, no. Bro, I saw this clip that said Joe says,
like a couple of us make 10 to $15 million a year.
What the fuck is he talking about?
On God, I'm not even like one third of that a year.
I'm not even kidding.
That is, yo, where did he come up with that number?
Dead ass.
That is delusional.
That is actual delusional.
On God, I'm not even close to that.
Before tax, on God.
Bro, I couldn't pay tax for five years and I wouldn't.
I have not even made $50 million in my career.
But I swear, why is Epic saying W. Altrow,
By the way, are you up for another collab?
What does that even mean, bro?
And then he says, I'm gonna start my music era tomorrow.
What the fuck is he even?
Nice, bro.
Nice.
Bro, kid.
Then your accounting is low-key scamming you, little bro.
Bro, Marlon Moer,
do you think I'm gonna take your message seriously?
Bro, I don't think you understand.
Content creators make a lot of money,
but you have to be like more brand safety.
I can't curse, I can't be who I am.
If I wanted to make that much, bro, no,
you have to change, you gotta change, bro.
Like, I wouldn't even, no, bro, I'm not even close.
No, we're near close, no, we're near close.
Oh, and God is something you don't even mean.
What do you want me to put it on, bro?
I promise you.
And you know what I am, chat, like, I saved my money.
Um, what is this?
I fixed my ears, bro, it's not plastic, shut up.
What is this?
Um, alright, yeah, that's it, that's it for me. Anything else I need to see?
Anything I need to see?
Um, check this out?
Bro, please. I was there for this stream. Why are you linking me to your own fucking bot, dude?
Um, not edited. Of course this is fucking edited, you dork.
KSI joint epic sax guy on stage. Holy classic.
Are you ready to join me?
Wait, KSI is on this show now?
What the fuck?
Hire them at the bar! Thank you!
What the fuck am I?
What is the UK even about anymore?
Like what the fuck am I?
I know what it's referencing you dumbass I know yes this is a classic bro if you were
there you were there this was nine years ago half of you kids weren't even born then
and then.
That's the hard one.
That's the hard one.
Wow!
25 from the vid!
You got a W in the chat for that?
Maybe two W's?
Maybe make one big W.
Yeah, like this red one.
You see how this red one, it's two W's combined?
Thank you.
Thank you, Matter.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Holy shit, thank you, dude.
Ron needs to do this segment either with Lays or Chat.
Blackboy Max really race underground rappers, bro.
I don't even think half of my chat even knows
who underground rapper is, like, bro.
Like, bro, I could play like any type of music
and they would just be like, this is garbage, dead ass.
And I'd be the same way, I'll be honest with you.
So, this dude can't die, has black epic sax guy.
Today we're gonna do white epic piano guy.
That should kinda gotta ring to it, that ass.
Okay, so Epic is telling me that,
are you up for another collab?
I ignored it, I hit him with a knife.
And he goes, because I got a huge announcement to tell you.
Did I fall?
I completely ignored it yes
I'm gonna just hit him with the all good bro. Oh hope you're good
You want to start the bag
Anything to speak to you. I mean who wouldn't want to speak to stable or an auto
But y'all all want to speak to me facts or no lacy's new forgeados
What the fuck
But where is the
This is unique bro. I've never seen some shit like this to be honest. I
I gotta see he's in person bro. How much has he spent on this cyber duck what thing?
Okay, they have a call
He just sent me a picture and just say he's engaged
All right, I have to be getting yeah, I have to be getting yeah, dude turn on your camera pick
What's up, dude?
Dude, Epic, you're not engaged.
That's not even on the right finger.
Sure about that?
Yeah, it's the middle finger.
Bro, look, dude, I'm not really good at that part, okay, chill.
Whose ring is that?
Also, by the way.
No, no, no, whose ring is that?
I made it, dude. I made it myself.
Alright.
I mean, seriously.
Also, if you didn't see my post, I'm starting a new era tomorrow.
Well, thank you for sharing, bro. I just wanted to see who's making that voice.
Oh, yeah. Also, wait a minute. So, I saw you wanted a piano.
Yup.
Well, why are you saying we're crazy no, not really I gotta go back to work
All right, you're good. Well, have a great stream bro
No, no, he beat me
bro
How does he always beat me to that bro, he does this out for so fucking fast
That was that possible
Is the bag on?
Yeah
Stop saying I got mug bro. That's how that works
Why are you being so mean to him?
Oh, okay.
Nice.
Kill yourself.
Did you see what Vin Diesel did?
Alright, is it on?
Yeah.
Are you ready, Matt?
I am ready indeed.
It's conquer the day, bro.
Bro, the day just begun.
Listen.
You ready, Matt?
I am ready indeed.
To conquer the day, bro.
Bro, the day just begun.
Listen.
I need a haircut, huh?
Yeah, I did too.
Does my hair look that bad though?
It doesn't even look bad.
Bro, but it's just wool.
Like, it's starting to get like, pretty bad.
That's how I feel. It's just getting out of hand.
Oh, I look handsome out there.
What? What'd you say? How'd you hear what you said?
I look handsome though today. Oh yeah, every day you look handsome.
Yo, bro! Yeah. Alright, bro.
What are you watching? Um, getting caught up on the week of this.
Dude, I got good news for you. Um, is it that Jada got put up in a nasty chain?
Yeah, better news. Okay, what's the news?
I've been reading... Talk to me. I've been reading everything you sent me,
all the text messages you've been sending me, all the paragraphs you've been sending me.
I'm gonna do it today I'm buying a piano for the house
I have to connect to the speaker I got you bro
I'm gonna go buy one you know what I'm saying
You know what's a better idea? No no no no no
They had these new pianos right they're called Silent Pianos and you connect headphones to
No, that's not funny. I'm not gonna get to do this big JBL.
So, that's what I'm gonna do.
Well, I'm also getting something from the house today, too.
Oh, yeah.
I watched Maya's Ted Talk and I got inspired.
So, I'm getting a new pet.
A new pet?
Tell me about that.
Maybe a bird.
You're gonna get a...
Oh, a bird? I'm not. See, I think it's gonna fly away.
No hope. I'm gonna get a bird and a bird feeder.
And I'm gonna get us a pet, because I'm trying to save and danger it.
So, buying a bird is not saving you?
Yes, it is.
You gotta have a palpable, and that's like, in danger.
Wait, so you're getting a piano today, huh?
Yeah.
OK.
OK.
Sure.
Yeah.
All right.
Andrew, can you switch over to the IROK?
OK.
You got to turn it off.
What are you doing?
I'm going to get hurt.
Oh.
Wait, so, like, how much is the piano you're getting?
I'm getting, like, too bad in this fight.
It's going to be a nice one.
It goes, like, into the speaker.
Where are you going to put it?
No, it's on the ground wheels.
So his speaker is, like, huge.
It's, like, a big JBL.
I'm going to connect this to it.
I don't think we need to do that.
No, that's like whatever I'm wondering to do.
You should put it up here in between everyone's room.
Well, that's fine.
So everyone can hear it.
Yeah.
See, it's like echo here too.
Like it's like very echo-y.
No, because if I put it up here, you can hear me.
You can hear me.
I don't want to hear it.
Jason can you hear me?
Yeah, but what about like silky and matte?
Bro, that's the point.
It's on speakers.
So I'll put a speaker over there and two speakers?
Is that possible?
I don't know.
listen hello you're not from home bro it's HLA
no we're not allowed to have piano at the house no okay i'll tell you all right
Now is the HOA, yo, I'm saying the HOA, oh no.
Can't have a bird, no bird, bro.
Fine, I won't get the bird if you don't get the end of it.
I'm gonna be out.
What's going on?
What's going on?
What the fuck?
What is happening?
What is happening?
What is happening?
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
What's happening?
Are you okay?
Jason, what's wrong?
I got to fuck up his face about ugly years.
Fuck you.
What are you doing, Jimmy?
Fuck.
Dude, I'm doing what you told me to do.
Lucky, man.
You're lucky.
You're lucky.
I'm wearing a vapor mask.
What do you say?
You're lucky I'm wearing a vapor mask.
That's what you said?
Yeah.
Oh, you're lucky.
You said you're lucky.
I'm gonna beat the shit out of you.
What did I miss?
Nothing, you're in this shit.
Why are you and Silky fighting?
We're not fighting.
Stop the violence.
You want to see a fight and we just see a fight?
We're not fighting, we're just scrambling.
Alright, well.
What's the scale?
Oh my god.
You'd much have boards up on the scale.
I want to know.
The biggest one though, like the king's eyes, like these biggest ones is in the theater.
You see this?
What's going on over here?
How are you to save me?
Not bad!
It's all slang and stuff dude.
Not bad at all. Not bad.
Now I got a photo for the shot.
I have a $199 not that.
I already know how much I weigh.
$155.
Oh for real?
Yes.
Well so you might be left off from teaching them.
You probably just have a lot of body fat.
I'm losing it though.
Five.
Five.
Five.
Five stakes.
What?
We have to talk.
About what?
We need to have an intervention.
About what?
Come take a seat
He's in a tournament, bro, yeah, he's in a tournament, bro
Well, no his average
Yeah, but I was switching the film to the album.
The album is my theory.
Yeah, the movie is my theory.
I'm more at work on your stream than his own this month.
They didn't track the hours!
Who's fucking camera-skiing?
Look at this.
Yeah, it's like a triangle, bro.
Yo, I did what I told they started.
What?
I'm getting a piano.
Did you tell me to get one?
No.
I wanna connect it to a speaker.
Never.
No, you guys...
I never...
You guys took a paragraph.
Never, ever.
Oh my god, here's a hotbox machine.
What the fuck?
What are you doing here?
Oh, you're getting high as shit.
Chill, chill.
I'm fucking fried.
Yo, this shit just got me high.
So what is that?
This shit just got me fucking fried.
Bro, so I'm fucking fried.
Why would you go away?
Why is it that you're sitting on this fucking thing?
Yo, you're just fighting like that.
Stop touching me.
See what happens when you touch me.
Oh, that's all I was doing. Sorry, though.
I love your streams by the way.
Yeah, I see you all the time on his stream.
Oh, thank you, brother.
Yeah, same to your age.
Laser?
Mr. Laser?
laser
before this is Marlin's putting this right in the lock so I'm trying to see what it is
What would Marlin put on a fucking wooden thing? Marlin would be like Holly's name. Marlin would be like definitely his name. Oh welcome
Wait, should we leave this? I don't know, are we supposed to?
Are you putting it in today? Yeah, I'm just going to show anyway. Actually, we're going to show it.
Fuck it.
Your hand?
Are you fucking gonna ask me?
No, no, no, no.
No, cancel it.
Cancel it.
We're putting a big silver surfer in our main walkway of the house.
He's a grown ass man.
That's the first thing people are going to see when they walk in a silver surfer.
Cancel the case.
Did he make this himself?
Yeah, I don't know.
I think it's kind of cool, yeah?
Yeah?
That's pretty cool, yeah.
It's cool, yeah. It's hard, honestly. It's not something hard.
I mean, he is the one for being a...
Oh!
Okay.
So, how do I get a fuck, um...
Yeah.
What do you get for a fuck about that?
Um, I'm trying to...
If we're putting shit in the main walkway, I'm probably gonna put, like, something up there.
So...
Yeah, fuck you.
I'll put some shit everywhere, actually.
Alright, I'm gonna go, um...
I'm gonna go to what's...
What's...
What's that shit?
Ooh, what the fuck?
We're gonna go to, like, $5,000 piano,
that I can put on wheels and put a speaker on.
Yeah, I can do that.
Oh, yeah.
I'm going to buy one of them.
What do you want this to be?
I'm going to buy a burger.
Yeah, this is a good burger.
He's buying another pet.
Yeah.
They have no cause that he's buying a pet.
Oh, no.
He's buying another fucking pet.
He has no content.
He has fired by a mile, sometimes.
Yes.
How many of those fucking geckos?
How many of those geckos?
I don't even know.
They're in the shelter.
Yeah.
Did he toss them in their fucking backyard?
No, they're in the shelter.
Where are the geckos?
Bro, I'm not the rice man.
Well, give me a little bit of time to get the rust off and stuff, and then...
I don't have the most time.
I'm playing violin.
Come on, come on.
Give me a violin, and I'll go first.
Alright, you can come.
I'll get you some instruments.
We can start a boy band.
Lacey, can you get me drums?
I'm actually with you.
I'm serious.
You're saying?
I'm serious.
You're actually with the drums.
That doesn't mean you can play the drums.
I'm actually with the drums.
Lacey, what do you want to go do?
I'm going to get a pack.
Where are you going, buddy?
start flying around how are you gonna get it I watched Maya's Ted talk that
birds there be in a cage all fucking day where did your get those go
flying around what's happening the door opens the birds gonna go outside
get some fresh air what are you gonna do to call back yeah did you not see
Maya's Ted talk she was going like this and the bird was coming to the park
Oh, that was hot, bro.
Dude.
Oh, that was a shit, that was a shit.
Listen, bro, you get a bird, that bird's gonna die.
Or it's gonna fly away and just get eaten.
Fuck.
That was disgusting.
Bro, I got inspired by the night.
I never saw it.
You didn't get inspired, bro.
You just have nothing else to do, so you're getting a little better.
I wanna buy a monkey.
You've been saying that for like four years.
You can't even take care of a gecko the gecko you threw away. Where is your mouse?
You had a moss ball two years ago.
I think we took it broad enough.
I think we threw it in the pool.
You threw the moss ball in the pool?
We got a key through the moss ball.
Oh, I did.
Oh, I did.
I thought there was geckos in the pool, too.
What?
The geckos got ran over.
What?
To be fair, there's one time I had a rat.
I bought a rat for a strip.
What?
And I let him go on the street one time.
That's how it started.
Yeah, what the fuck?
No, I'm just kidding. I don't want to have another thing to do with you like that.
You guys want to do a cruise trip?
Cruise?
What do you want to do on a cruise? You think you don't get your cruise?
Or?
No, I'm just kidding.
You all want to, you all want to like, you know, maybe get a piano if y'all are interested?
I'm not a heroine for me.
Yeah?
The only interesting thing is...
Yeah, should we take the go-fi? Is it close enough?
I'm gonna check on four of these places.
We are to hell with some...
So you got a rat no, I didn't get some of the hensiviris started you literally brought this shit back here
So there's one store that's about
18 minutes
And then there's another source 24 minutes, okay, so how many actually realize me that's 24
That's that's that's really
Yeah, so what's the other one? What's that?
Okay, 24 24 24 on the
You guys I was gonna go get a piano. I mean are we invited?
I'm always a little bit annoyed.
Wait, let's start a band.
I'm not a son of a band? Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Keep your head straight.
Oh my God, I told you.
His one eye on the right is like,
Wait, it's actually different.
It's like Miss...
Wait, can you get going like that?
Oh my God, it can't calibrate.
Well, it's not gonna work. It's not gonna work.
What is this device?
It's supposed to detect if it's like straight or not.
No, that, that, uh, that right there device, you put it on a wall and it can notice the
wood.
What is it called?
Studs.
Studs in the wood.
Stud-finder.
Stud-finder.
I ain't cutting you a stud.
Ha!
That's hot.
Too slow.
Whoa, put that hand down.
Fuck me!
I don't want to do that.
Alright y'all, um, I'm gonna take my car, so.
Alright, let's go.
Wow, yeah.
How do we transport the piano back?
That's the trick.
It's like I was gonna attach to the top of the roof.
You're not doing that.
No, it's really the golf cart.
Wait, where's your back?
Oh my god, where's your one of 40 cyber truck coming soon coming soon coming soon
Who did it who did the build though because I'm pretty sure I saw a story and I don't want to tell you bad news about that place
Your guy
You're I just saw a picture that says stars and ceilings in your truck and they fucked up all my cars
Let's go well how we gonna take one two three camera man three streams we always figure it out, bro
So you're stepping all over his time
LAC the chat dude
What inch of a lab you good at you would be good at like the flute yeah
Or you get the little, the little tube.
Oh look!
Try and pick it.
The tube.
Yeah, it's perfect.
You can hold it with that arm.
Oh, a flute.
Yeah, a flute.
Just hold it with your mouth and one hand.
No, like this.
Yeah, like this.
Listen.
Hot cross buns.
I think every time.
Hot cross buns.
Hot cross buns.
Hot cross buns.
Hot cross buns.
Hot cross buns.
Are there any drinks in here?
Right here?
Yeah, every single one of those boxes has like 30 rubbers in them.
Every single one of those boxes has like 30 rubles in them.
Oh yeah.
Wait, Jason, you can grab one?
No.
Probably shouldn't mix regular code in now.
Mike, fuck me up a little bit.
Thank you.
You know what we could do?
What?
We could do like some entourage shit, like some convoy.
You're gonna take the golf cart, I'll take the euros, and you just stay behind me.
I'll stay behind you like security.
Let me pull out a wish you would have a golf cart, bro.
My golf cart?
How much charges does that have?
What, does it make it?
How much battery?
Oh, you just take the red one.
Wait, how far does it drive with no highways?
Like 24 minutes, 20 more minutes.
No, I swear, 20 more minutes.
That's who it's at.
Oh, on my mind?
On my mind, bro, we should just...
They would just...
Let them follow us and then I'll just...
Let them follow for like the first 10 minutes, though.
I mean, you know, I...
Did you steal these instruments?
Wait, this is the instrument?
Yeah, I used to fucking calibrate the button.
I'm just done to know that
Damn
Just say Ben yeah
Yo, Lacey bro. We're ready. Are you ready?
Dude, okay, so you're gonna fall. All right, you're gonna follow me. Okay?
the whole time
That's easy that's easy
I'm gonna do a coin flip
okay it said has brought back to go around
okay
uh...
just follow it's easier for all
yeah yeah
i'm going to let's see
i'm going to do this
We're all going to go with you.
Yeah.
That's a great question.
Let's see.
Bro, how are we going to fit all of this?
Is there backseat chairs?
Is there a way to open this up?
There's a trailer here.
This is what you could do.
You could just do it.
You would lay just right like this.
For 25 minutes?
Yeah.
work out take this thing out ask a dapper who wants to come maybe we take
both golf carts
oh
what they said
put the tool back inside bro put the L Jason bro put the tool back
I mean there's people here working hard on your house and you can't you're just gonna take it
you can't you're just gonna take it
now you're gonna make him confused he's probably like where's my tool
Yeah, and then he thinks he fucked up.
Ah, bro!
Now he's sympathy farming, look at him.
Oh, I'm gonna go do it now that I got told.
Oh, I got a Stussy Parish shirt on. Cool, bro.
Shit, actually what instrument do I get at? Trombone?
Hold on. Instrument stores. Is that what they're called?
No, just type in this spot, but don't...
Look.
Uh...
Don't say it.
Oh!
This is the closest one.
Yo, bro, how about we just ditch Jason right now?
I'm not gonna...
Ditch Jason?
He was over there, he was talking to you.
What was he saying?
I'm gonna get in the years with you. Let's just drive off when he follows me fuck that Asian prick
That was too late, bro, and I was that was just stuck with him. We're stuck in China
Holy fuck run. I don't know if I made that
Oh my god, there and back, huh?
What did that say, can we take two golf carts?
I'm gonna ask them right now.
Perfect.
No one?
No.
Fuck y'all.
I'm not getting baited.
It's not happening today.
Don't do it.
What?
Nothing.
What?
Nothing.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Nothing.
You can borrow his ghost part.
Do you want daddy?
Someone's got to do it.
I'll go.
I'll just talk to Jason for a minute.
Bro, no troll.
I'm not kidding.
Lacey was right here.
I kid you not.
Word for word, may God strike you down, Lacey.
He was like, yo, let's just ditch that Asian.
Ah!
Wait, wait.
Ah!
OK.
Hold on.
Are you good?
He might be getting semi-crashed, right?
He's under.
He's under.
Yeah.
It's trust me, bro.
You gotta trust me.
So I say we just ditch him, bro.
Bro, look at him.
He's so happy.
He's just up the stairs running at full speed screaming,
daddy.
He looks like a make-a-wish, dude.
Come on.
What do you say, though?
Let's ruin his day.
Let's do that.
That's what he said.
And then he said, and then I was like,
bro, you wanna make fun of me?
He was like, daddy!
He was like, I don't know, it was weird.
Daddy!
Oh, shit.
Daddy!
8 a.m. in Chinatown
I'm not the rice man, bro. I'm the ice man
All right, bro
I wouldn't waste the battery over at 90 bucks. Oh, motherfucker
I
Can't confirm her to die. Yeah, I don't remember though fully yeah, I also took a legal thing
It's not wasting all right. Oh, yeah, hold up. Are you sure you want to?
You probably just I just confirmed with adaptive real quick. Just know maybe we can use okay. We're doing donuts
All right, we're wasting all the battery.
Yo, yo, yo, stop the car, bro.
Hey, uh...
I'm busy, bro.
I don't put it in the car.
Oh, no.
Lacey!
He's trying to steal your car!
Lacey!
Lacey!
He tried stealing your car!
Yo, Lacey!
He just said, let's ditch this fat fuck.
That's what he said.
What, I say something like that?
That's what he said.
That's what he said.
You said that, huh?
He's trying to separate us bro.
He's trying to separate us. He said yo, just come with me ditch the fat fuck dude. We're gonna believe another fake
That's it. No, I said no using it. He said he said we can't
Go or use his golf cart. You can't go. He can't go
You're building his toys
So we can another toy building
Well, there's only one solution here see there we take cars or
You just say you're gonna take your core yeah, but I mean if I'm telling let's go to this place
It's like I want to have the fun who does one of us can't have the fun
Let's leave these golf places golf cart
Looks like you gotta take the me back
He was the one that was like yo
So, lead me.
Huh?
Huh?
Hentai virus?
Go on, go!
You know.
How you doing up there?
So, why don't we just take two camera man and a car?
Shut the fuck up, bro.
Yo!
You can take my name out if you want.
That's a shitty idea.
That's the smartest idea.
You can just switch your laser and it will drive.
So you are going to take two camera man and then what?
No, basically just say Sarah and me and laser will drive.
I mean that's not a worldwide idea.
Yeah, that's not necessarily nebs
All right, so I think
Caraman and then John and Drew take their car but Drew's are laziness in here. You'll stay here
That's a good idea
That's not even a bad idea though, that's a good idea because it's three of us
We could set up our adaptive you can set it up right outside his door. Oh
He said
Target that sounds like a fucking movie. I built a band wait. This is gonna be fire
Hey, this is actually a miracle, bro
All right, well, uh, let's swap. Yeah, oh
Jason should drive
Listen, I can drive. No, I don't want you to drive. Let me try to boat
I'm already in the driver's seat. I know but let me drive to go car
Hey, we got speakers or not. Oh there is speakers. You gotta connect. Oh, you gotta connect
Oh, no, I'm saying no to be connected
I brings about you. Well, he's getting the car. Oh
Yeah, what is it?
Am I on this?
I don't know, let me check.
What?
Is the map here?
Is the scene here?
Yeah, y'all still haven't told me what instrument to get in.
Why are you sitting in the front?
I'm trying to get justice hold of you.
I'm on runs.
Wait, John, John.
Yo.
Can I get a water please?
Shut your ass up, dude.
You want to steal all the fucking action.
I...
Your life is in my hands.
Don't look at my arch.
Don't look at my arch.
Don't look at my arch.
Don't look at my arch.
Don't look at my arch.
Fuck is ready
Don't smell it. See why is Ricky's
Ricky's connected to my
Well, maybe took it for a joy ride
There you go. Wait a minute. Jay
Do you got a kick? Oh, well, you can add you can add my bad arms. That's the most good
It's not me, I don't have anything on today.
No, it's not me.
It's not me.
It's me.
This was a really violent day one for you.
That's crazy.
No, it was five, two.
Five, two when we get one for me.
One is in the bank.
One is in the bank.
Yeah, I don't know how to connect unless we get a speaker.
Bro, come on.
Oh yeah, we get a speaker, bro.
What do you mean?
I hate you.
Oh, you hate me?
Yeah.
Fuck you.
What are you doing, bro, on your new phone?
It's not a phone, right?
It was at me?
Why are you going through Instagram, bro?
So I can get in bro, bro get the angles of Lacey and fucking this chopped ass
I don't know. Yeah, I don't know unless unless I'm leaving you get a speaker and put it in the car
Yeah, get a little speaker. Oh, wait, wait, wait. Oh, you gotta catch it. Let's get a speaker real quick. Okay
Let's real quick. Just go get one real quick
Yo John is there a speaker in the group? We're not gonna have space to put all our instruments in here. Yes, we are
Speaker, bro. Yes, we are
We are, dude.
Bro, we'll figure it out.
We always find a way.
We always find a way.
Alright, whatever you say, bro.
You ready?
Yeah.
Alright, you know where to go?
Should we get the speaker, or are we just gonna find a house out of this shit?
Ow! You dumb motherfucker!
Ow!
Alright, bro, listen.
So who's gonna copilot me?
Because I don't got to add you.
Listen, bro. Copilot you?
Do you know how to drive a car?
Do I know how to drive?
I have a Maybach.
It's kind of chilly.
Should we get jackets?
No, what are you talking about?
No.
Listen Jason, this golf car has never been taken on the highway before.
Oh, we're going, we're going on the highway.
We're going to go on the highway.
Yes.
All right, all right.
Listen, listen, wait, wait.
We're actually going on the highway?
Yes, this golf car has never been taken on the highway.
So I'm going to need you to really, to really drive safe, okay?
Listen, bro, you got this.
I'm going to be honest.
We're in the car wreck.
We're probably all fucking dead.
Oh, then we would have you to blame.
Yeah.
All the hate threads would go to you on Twitter if we don't.
Bro, honestly, I'll take the hate if I'm dead fuck it, bro. I won't feel the hate cuz I'll be dead
Let's get out of here. No, you know, we can't take the golf cart on a highway idiot Los Angeles, dude
We're not in LA anymore, bro. We have new laws out here
This is this is this is our
Fuck you mean, oh shit.
Oh shit.
Yeah, so we're co-pilot.
I thought it's not our city.
It's called we park our city.
Dude, why do you give a fuck about that?
I saw this TikTok that said I'm her biggest name and her contact list.
It is?
You got her number?
No.
Oh shit.
Fuck you mean, oh shit.
Yo, come on, drone. I'm gonna sing it.
Where's the speaker? We can be raw dogged or shit.
Yes, we're raw doggie wait wait ladies you come on on a speaker. Oh, yeah, oh no, we must go
If you can figure out how to connect, I don't know how it works
Wait, what's up?
Fuck you mean. Oh shit
Hi, listen you have to address which are in the charger sees it dies halfway back. Oh my
Oh my god, we just left the parking lot.
Alright, let's go then, go, go.
Are you sure?
Are you sure?
Click pair.
Come back to this.
You don't have the address?
No, I don't have the address.
Someone got a co-pilot, bro, I'm gonna be driving.
I can't look at my phone and drive, that's T.O.S.
Yeah, that is term of the word.
No, it's only if you're in an actual motorized vehicle
that this is an off road vehicle.
Yeah, and we're not in L.A. anymore.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Bro, see, bro, seatbelts.
Bro, we're literally not in L.A.
Kings of Calabash.
Yo, what happens if we get pulled over, Lace?
I'm gonna fucking hold you down.
I'm gonna say, you know, my friend here is from China.
He used to be a police officer.
Bro, he's not from China.
Oh, you're my friend.
What do you mean?
I'm not from China.
But how do you do avoid highways?
No, no, no, don't do that.
Are you sure?
Yes.
Are you actually gonna go on?
Yeah, bro, it's only five minutes on the highway.
Sure, I think we can make four.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
So, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Someone, wait, shut it down a little.
Shut it down.
Wait, what are you saying?
Shut it down a little bit.
I'm not gonna kill you.
Oh
Okay, I just want to wait to know this
I just want to put a statement out there. Um in this golf cart the wheel alignment is a little
Downhill make sure you don't go full speed
So wait, how do I turn this shit? Oh, just just we still do no music
What the fuck
Yes, oh she's not stich this bitch
Women are bitches
We're at 33%
What?
How did I drop 5%?
It's all gonna die.
It went from 90 to 93 already.
Listen, everyone just be calm.
What's the worst that could happen?
No, it's generally the worst thing is we get in the car.
Well, just stay in the far left lane. That's the slow lane.
Okay?
I thought that was a fast lane.
No, no, it's different with golf carts.
That's?
Yeah.
Jason, hold up.
Jason, are you kidding me?
He doesn't break like my maybag
Fun police
It will tip over I almost completely like during the subodon went flying
Oh
Shoot this
Come on
Matter on me matter on three one two three daddy
I don't trust this shit.
I don't trust Jason.
It's fine, it's fine, I'm making it.
Oh, it's not that far.
It's pretty far.
I'll copile it or?
Yeah, I'll copile if you don't worry.
Okay, great.
You know where it is?
Yes.
I looked up for it.
Are you sure you want to just go?
I don't.
I gotta really hit the brakes on this.
You know what I was hoping to do is go?
It'll be fine, bro.
It's not that bad, I guess.
Oh, shit.
Oh, drew behind us.
Bro, why is that bomb W falling on us?
All right, tell them where to go.
Okay, right here you gotta go left.
I'll put a GTA map on you.
Oh, good idea.
Uh, yeah.
All right, take a left.
So there's bleachers on this, sir?
It doesn't matter.
Just go.
Book it.
Where's the bleachers?
Book it!
Book it!
There's a car!
Jason, book it!
Ah!
Ah!
Highly high!
Oh!
Better!
No.
Jason!
Jason!
Oh, my God!
You need to drive properly, bro.
I'm swiping!
He's actually missing something.
It's actually, it's actually Miss Alive.
It's actually Miss Alive.
So, do I, do I, do I put aside this guy?
Just go!
What do you think I'm doing?
He's on two-h or four-h.
What do you mean?
That matters, that matters.
It's on four-h.
I don't know.
Come on, look at my wheel!
I was driving.
He's gone.
You sucka drive it!
I'm not trying to do it!
Yo, fix your fucking boat bar, man!
I'm not letting it up a fucking traffic signal either.
It's not traffic, dude!
Oh fuck.
Oh god.
Do I pull over right here?
Let it pass!
Why are we spinning?
Because it's misaligned!
Jesus!
We'll take it a certain angle!
Wait, put it on two weeks!
Two H's, two H's, two H's!
You're switching while it's driving?
Yes, yes, yes.
There we go, wait, what did I do?
It's easier now, right?
It's easier to steer, it's your fault.
Yeah, nothing changed.
How you doing?
How you doing, sir?
Alright.
What am I going to do?
Jason, you're going to go straight.
Obviously.
Yo, we've got to go straight, boys.
Oh my shit!
You're totally like percent!
No you're not, you're already...
Are you sure we should take this in?
No, I've never been more sure.
We'll be okay.
You can take a left of the light, left of the light.
Left of the light. Yo bro.
Are you actually doing the highway?
No.
Left of your left.
Hurry, get your left thingy!
Yo bro, when I do the blinkers, it just does both blinkers.
I have the charger on you.
No, it's a mouse.
At least you didn't even bring the charger.
I said should we stop and get the charger and everybody said,
what's going to happen? We've run out of fucking...
Sorry about the hold up.
No.
Why don't I hear a fucking speak?
I turned a fucking rust siren.
We're telling them.
Yeah, listen, Jake, don't, when we get on the highway, you can't, what do you mean when
we get on the highway?
When we get on the highway.
What do you mean?
Don't have it.
Wait, what's the highway speed limit?
65.
Uh, we're going to the pop right now.
Don't say that on stream.
We're supposed to say we're going 65.
I'm at the 60, I'm at the 80, right now I'm at the 60.
Oh shit, oh shit.
What do you mean, oh shit!
Oh shit!
I thought it was, that is cat-cob.
That was action children.
What's this thing?
That woman had a whole baby strap on.
Are you a church signal?
you
you
you
you
you
You
We're gonna go listen wait not this way everyone say I believe come on and drop a page in the chat for us
Yeah, drop a prayer
Someone lead us in prayer before we go on this highway
We can do this
There's a will, there's a way
Yeah, no Dean, we do have will
We will actually
We don't have to do this
Jason, you're gonna go through this life
You think this is a highway, Jack?
I can't!
C'mon, Jay. You ready, Jake?
Alright, jay, make a right right here!
Take this to a fuckin' highway!
Ready, God?
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
God, you get hair on.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Please, I love you, thank you for blessing me with such a wonderful life for all my friends.
Wait, it's got traffic!
I pray for protection and peace and safety in it.
Wait, oh my god!
Ice cream!
Get the ice cream, get the ice cream, get the ice cream!
Ice cream!
Jason, go left, Jason, go left, Jason, go left!
Run!
Hey!
Run!
Hey!
What do you what do you say?
How far will it happen?
Four miles!
Do you want to take an exit?
What do I do?
I'm not allowed to. This is fucking horrible.
This is the best cycle.
Well, how? Why is everybody screaming today?
53!
Wow!
We're in a car.
Oh, he just bonked us, nooo!
It's like a spy!
Oh!
A vibe is being caught right now!
Is it just me?
I agree!
Oh, we're really holding up a whole lane to the highway here!
Um...
I...
Oh.
Hey, listen, bro.
What do I take you guys for?
You know where?
What?
It sounds like our tires are hitting like dirt right now!
Co-pilot!
Co-pilot!
Thank you.
Keep going!
We're really crazy!
Why does it all go so like that?
You said what?
Okay, I turn now!
Fuck you!
I take the next exit!
I take the next exit!
No!
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Great stairs. Fuck off traffic.
God, this is a horrible idea.
The exit is... oh no.
How far?
I don't think there's another exit.
Oh god.
Why is it slowing down?
It's called a speed limit for a reason.
You can't go above the limit.
You can go below it.
This is actually true.
You're technically legally allowed to go like five miles below.
Yes.
Technically this is legal.
Take this action fucking.
Oh thank god.
This is legal.
Take the taxi, fuck you!
Oh, thank god.
Take the taxi.
Alright, I'll take it in.
So, the speed limit is 45.
We're going 43.
What's the problem?
Hey!
To be honest with you...
I caught a lot.
I wasn't bad.
I wasn't bad at all.
This is not one of the batteries we're going to use.
Oh!
It's going to take us right back on.
Wait, what?
Wait.
Oh, it is on tires.
It's on tires.
Oh, it's supposed to be electric.
Where are we going?
Straight.
Uh...
It's trying to take us back on the highway.
Yeah, it's trying to take us back on the highway.
So maybe...
So let's stop.
No, no, no, go straight.
Don't move your hand over the steering wheel, you're going to want to get over now.
Don't move your hand over the steering wheel.
You're going to get over the steering wheel.
You can even do your look back.
I turned it off.
I turned it off.
Alright, so now, keep going.
I don't take a left.
You gonna maybe do a CVS stop?
Nah, nah.
At least we got a look when you do that.
Well, I have mirrors, bro.
I have mirrors.
Hey, your mirrors are pointed at you.
Okay?
Oh.
What do you guys think so far, bro?
Honestly, I don't look at the battery.
That's all.
No one look at the battery.
I'm here to look at the little bathroom robbins.
Okay.
Hey.
How about that?
Oh, you play that.
Nice man.
Love the view.
I said I love the music taste.
Very very good music you heard Iceman?
Yeah.
Hey, stop talking to her.
I am talking to her.
What's your name?
Me?
Yeah.
Sorry.
You know me?
Yeah.
You know him.
Yeah.
You know me?
Yeah.
I might, yeah.
Alright.
Are you done?
We just got this new $30,000 fully gate-proofed sound-created golf cart.
Where are you going?
The mall?
Help me, girly!
I bet we are on the way.
Why are you like, fucking me?
Oh shit.
He does not think I'm Marlin, dude.
No
What's up with you today?
Alright Jason, take a right up at this right here
No, no, wait, no
I'm not taking a fucking highway
There's no way to get there
Are you serious?
There's a no-highway offset
Yeah, I'm going to hit
Right, ready to the tunnel, ready to the tunnel
I'm going to no-highway offset
We're in the last gear
Take a right at this light
this light all right
right you gotta stick your hand out
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
I can't, I can't.
Oh my god, I can't, I can't, I can't.
Put your hand out!
Oh my god.
Get in the car!
Why did you do that?
Bro!
Quick!
Oh my god, look at this bastard's friend.
My pants are falling down!
Do I?
Chase him!
Get in! Oh god!
What do I do?
Oh, get in!
Do I turn right?
Yes, turn right, turn right.
Oh shit!
Fucking man, oh shit.
Should we recoup a raid, maybe?
No, we should just get home.
No, we should run.
Alright.
Fire set back.
Are we going to a honking, bro?
That's what I don't get, though.
I think I can get it.
Honking is over the edge.
I don't know yet.
Just lower your corners all.
Honking for what?
Low corners all day.
What's my dentist?
What's your pants were falling down, dude?
That was the best help.
Yeah, I was going to quit, I was getting up.
Okay, you're going to take, you're going to go straight through this light.
Okay, try to get it left through the right leg.
Try to get it left through the right leg.
Left leg, make it left through the next light.
Make it left through the light.
Let's goooooooooooow!
Yo, play that New Drizzy!
Come on, bro.
I like the Wobbleok logo.
Wait, left, left?
Hey, wait, wait, what if Laci...
We take...
Laci just runs.
So we have less weight in the car.
What?
Well, let's leave.
That was great shouts, bro.
Like, straight?
Something fell out of your pocket?
Frater left.
What do I have...
Frater left!
Left.
Left!
Oh, shit.
Shit
What's the worst that can happen should we get maybe like us like a quick stop and grab a drink?
We don't have fucking battery
Look a little smoothie. It'd be nice
But you're all
There's no way I drop my wallet
I drove my wallet in the tunnel.
This is not iceman.
This is future, this is not iceman.
Oh, your iceman's voice.
Alright, keep going straight, Jason.
Why are we getting dirty looks from everyone?
Can't even catch a log anymore!
What, do you have a roof Chris out here?
No, you...
What is it?
Have you ever had a roof Chris Steakhouse?
No, what is it?
On my soul some best Steakhouse in the world.
How do you know every single floor guy?
Because I used to go there in Dallas and I saw Trayvon Bigs there one time.
It's so good.
Who's going to be in the 7th on the road?
Somebody asked you.
Somebody asked you then.
How do you have amok on dogs?
How did you see that?
This is no one's got his eyes on us.
Where do I go?
Straight, I'll tell you what it's her.
If someone put a gun to your fucking head and said name 100 restaurants, do you do it?
100%.
No way.
You know what I'm doing for a stream soon?
What?
I'm doing DMing 100 fast food restaurants until they give me a black card.
Bullshit!
It was a vault.
It was a vault.
I did it.
I did it.
What is that?
Oh
Fuck how far we
Give me a real life
That's the ETA.
Haha, the anger!
That's the ETA guy.
Alright, Jason.
They're gonna keep going straight,
then you're gonna take the light,
and then you're gonna go left,
and then you're gonna go fuck yourself.
Hahaha!
Oh my god!
Fucking great directions!
Alright Jason, the light after the next light,
after the next light, and the light after that,
you're gonna take a right.
Please.
That's just one night we can make.
It's been a long time since I've had this.
You deadass dropped your wallet?
Wait, post it in the company, see.
Yeah, woesh, can we get a drone shot?
Ha ha.
Jason, do you feel relaxed right now?
I'm very relaxed, right?
It's got built-in massage seats.
Do not do that shit.
Do not!
We're doing it!
Two more lights!
Wait, so, all right, can we get,
we might as well get a battery check.
Uh, we're at 36.
What?
96%
Oh my!
What, 36?
What?
What size is it with USB?
USB-C?
What does it take?
It's over the border?
We've had bad portables.
That's something we never left.
Okay, my wallet's a white LV wallet.
So, if I found something and it was white, it was definitely my wallet.
There's no way.
Hang on, it's an LV wallet.
Take a right!
Right!
I'm sorry.
You're sorry.
See, J.J. was wallet.
Uh, actually he's your wallet?
No way you lost your wallet.
Well, he's...
Sonyan lost his wallet in his pants.
Now call me Sonyan.
Yo, there's so many new things.
You know, I came back and he starts filming clouds and sunshines and much.
I don't even know.
Son.
I gotta see if your wallet actually got thrown away.
Yeah, I'm gonna want to.
You actually?
Yeah.
It's like interesting.
Yeah, it's not fair.
I gotta see if your wallet actually got thrown away.
Yeah, I put them all in there, dude.
Dude, actually?
Yeah, it's like interesting.
Yeah, that's what it's all about.
Oh, I see it's, you are slash work.
Jason, the Wayne Lazy, and Stavron auto
illegally drive a golf cart on highway impeding traffic.
We did that.
All right, buddy, I already got us on Reddit.
It's all right, Reddit just is a bunch of people
who just form opinions that don't matter.
It'll be okay.
Oh my god.
What?
What?
Oh my god, he actually dropped his wallet.
Oh god, like 100% I got it.
I mean I'm pretty, I don't even remember how they gave my pocket but I'm pretty sure.
I'm pretty sure you guys have my wallet right there, no?
I can't see.
I mean I saw it in person but they're just joking.
No, he did us.
He did us off the wall.
Bro, there's no way.
Bro, there's no way.
They're saying it's a line marker.
What does that mean?
It's a vape. Yo, I do not.
Oh yeah, you might have dropped your vape.
I don't vape.
You might have dropped your mattedaddy.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, take your pictures with us.
What's that?
Ooh.
It's like flashing.
Is that a speed tracker?
Oh it is.
It's a fucking light watcher.
You dumbass.
Oh.
Fucking vape.
All right, I got a riddle y'all while we're in traffic.
So, there's this horse that I'm friends with.
And he walks into this bar.
Oh.
Hey!
What?
Why did someone honk as soon as the lights were on?
Let's turn green, we're out.
Oh, why don't we fucking call the buses?
Are we even in Calabasas?
I don't know, we're out.
I mean, I like this one, bro.
Oh my god, it's a barber brush, we're gonna get it.
It's a pretty beautiful brush.
What, okay, what kind of water damage expert story do you need to do?
Probably any type of water damage to that would probably have expertise on that.
Okay.
Wait, everybody on?
How far are we?
Ah, we're...
Okay, we're only two minutes away.
Come on.
Oh, that's not bad.
Not bad.
Bro, is it just me or has the BMW been following us the whole time?
Yeah, we're gonna follow by BMW.
Oh, this is the microwave, you're saying?
I see it, it looks like it.
My dad looks silly.
Oh, that's a little bit of a turbulence.
I recognize where we're at.
Yeah, I know this one too.
Can you take a left?
Come on, the old house.
Take a left, take a right, and then you'll fucking stop.
Wait, I know this art, though.
Oh, god?
Yes, we're by the old house.
We're by the old house.
I'm out of the apartment.
Yeah.
I was thinking, awesome.
Oh, yeah, it's to warrior.
We can brand a new wheel.
I don't get that school.
McDonald's!
Oh!
Where?
Where are we going?
We're going to the drive-thru, McDonald's real quick.
No, we don't.
No.
Look, there's no line!
Come on, chase!
Bust it right!
Bust it right!
Bust it right!
Chase it!
That's not compiled in.
Oh, shit!
What are we going to drive through?
Oh, shit!
What are we going to drive through?
Hey, recreate your own clip.
All right, one small meal, okay?
I'm not.
It's a little crazy.
It's a little small meal.
Don't get out of the car.
We're on our way up.
At least you want a drink?
I'm okay.
I'm on a great walk.
Okay.
One small meal is on it.
What are you ordering?
Beautiful.
How you doing?
It's not all you're gonna get.
I think it's only the next one.
I'm just gonna get what I normally get.
I'm not gonna get anything crazy.
I'm not gonna get anything crazy.
I'm not gonna get anything crazy.
I'm not gonna get anything crazy.
I'm not gonna get anything crazy.
I'm not gonna be anything crazy.
Let me hit a...
It's not open yet, dude.
Oh, you ordered a pair.
Yup.
That's what I've been saying.
Oh, Jason.
Nelson on.
Look.
La La Nails.
Asshole.
Three drive wash and fold.
Yo, guys.
There's a white BMW following us.
Yo, asshole.
Stop fucking following us.
Stop following us, asshole.
No, we're not taking a picture of you, dude.
Yeah, I'm just gonna normally get nothing crazy we do a dug dug
Get whatever the person in front of us got no one person
What is a sprite very much to a little foam on top a dirt? What is a dirty doctor pepper?
What the fuck is going on?
It's the lead here?
That's a good one.
A dirty doctor.
I heard it's the one.
Just go read the menu.
We'll take a million sugars.
A dirty doctor's pepper.
Is someone fucking punched it?
Someone will get mad and punch the fucking screen.
Someone used a flame to throw it.
Fuck.
Wait, hold on.
I'm not finished.
I gotta get a dirty doctor's pepper.
I'm trying to get a corn screen.
Alright, something light.
Yeah, you go first.
Hey.
Hey, how you doing?
Mobile?
Mobile?
No, no mobile.
No mobile.
May I please get an orange dream?
The smallest size you could possibly do sir
And then
Can I do a
The snack wrap the snack wrap yeah
A large french fry?
No, what? No! Get up behind, bro!
A snack? The smallest snack wrap?
What if you go branch of the spicy?
Spicy, spicy, spicy.
And for the fries, would the fries be good?
No fries, sir.
Yeah, one of my friends wants one small meal.
Yeah, I'm not going to go crazy.
Should I go next?
Yeah, you get some life.
Let me get a 6 piece McNugget please.
Just find yourself with it or what?
Just find yourself with it or what are you giving me?
Just the nuggets.
And then let me get also a large fry.
For the guys bro!
What sauce do you think?
Uh, let me get...what...
What sauce options do you have?
We got barbecue, sweet and sour ranch from below.
I need most of your hot sauce.
I'll do sweet and sour.
Uh, do you guys have to do a matter-day meal?
Stop!
I order my burger, I should have order it. I'm a little hungry.
Alright, order your meal, Lacey. Come on.
Alright, are you ready for one more order, sir?
Uh, can I add some order?
Yeah.
Alright, nothing crazy. I'm gonna just get two cheeseburgers.
I'm gonna do two of the spicy snap wraps.
four of the new chicken strips, I'll also do a double quarter pounder with cheese,
one of the dirty Dr. Peppers, throwing ten nuggets with sweet and sour sauce,
and I'll do a large fry please.
Did you just order the whole menu? Fat bitch!
Hi guys, you both. Well, what sauce is it going to be for the ten-piece?
Sweet and sour please.
And ten-piece.
No, no, no, ten-piece.
Alright, ten-piece.
It's not a way of us for four pieces fine. Yeah, I'm trying to cut it for you for what sauce to those
I'll do the you guys have the the sweet chili
What is it
Actually just do sweet and sour and then go with some barbecue at those some ranch as well
Okay, I don't fuck. Do you know the whole menu?
Yeah, can I get a side of a matter daddy
We'll meet you at the window.
Do you have a matter that you're now?
We're going to meet you at the first window.
All right.
Thank you.
56 on set.
56 on set.
What is your order?
Can I have a corner?
56.
What is corner?
Juice.
Juice.
Juice.
Juice.
Juice.
Juice.
Juice.
Juice.
Juice.
Juice.
Juice.
Juice.
Juice.
Juice.
Juice.
Wait, what?
You don't know got the daddy coming in?
All right, yeah
Dude I forgot my wallet
My phone
Jokes, you're not gonna pay you just wait. I got you. I got you. I'll chase it. I got
So weird
So what else? Yeah, can y'all add a tip to that? You got a tip to that car to use or?
On behalf of us
Wait, that's for us. What are we gonna do all this?
But you ordered like a fucking hundred things. Yeah, because I'm home
Have you almost had good food? Hey hungry?
Thank you, boss
Where do we get our food so wait the next one
I got it. I got it.
Thank you. Just don't hit the shi-
Don't take it over. It's vandalizing.
Holy windows.
Alright, Ron. You're gonna get the food, okay?
Okay.
You!
Hey, hey, hey.
They're not having a snack.
Oh, there's a police officer right there.
So I can't go back on the road again.
Fuck, we're flipping forgot our shake.
I think we did it.
I think we did that thing, man.
We're acting the blocks right across the street.
Bro, we're not doing a fucking like...
We're not doing a dog day.
They have french toast though.
We're not doing a tour of all the restaurants here.
I mean, we are in a new city. We could do like a fast food trying.
Should we do a world tour of fast food?
Yeah, we're in a new city when I tried to McDonald's in every new city. Oh shit. Oh my gosh. What is that?
Oh, that's the worst thing you got? Oh shit
Oh shit, no shot. No, let me get oh, I can't wait to get my dirty dr. Pepper
They definitely put me in here, right?
Ice cube I don't like ice cubes
Yeah, cold form at McDonald's now?
Let's kill it.
Kill it?
Yeah, let's kill it.
I don't want it anymore.
I don't want it anymore.
Thank you, brother.
Just give it back to him.
Hey, just give it back.
He'll be like, yo, you have a dress gift.
What is taking so long?
What is taking so long?
You ordered the whole menu.
You ordered the whole fucking menu.
It's McDonald's fast food.
You fat bitch.
It's not slow food.
I shouldn't be sitting in a drive-thru for 30 minutes.
Wait, that's just not fast food.
It's slow.
That's just slow.
Oh, I'm kidding.
You're a fat fuck.
Once you get all the cream it's to ass, but it just tastes like a sun case
What comes in a dirty docker pepper?
I don't like dirty pepper
Wait a minute. I'm feeling kind of sick. I'm gonna go to the doctor with it
Get it cause it's a docker pepper
Yo, can you shut up your driving us? Don't talk. Yeah, we're only two minutes away. Come on bro. What's that?
That's not it. You ordered a whole menu. Two weeks in front of the window.
Oh yeah, let's do that. It's good for Twitter.
Hey guys, who wants to go open the window?
I feel bad for the windows. I mean, you ordered the whole fucking menu.
You don't feel bad.
No, there's just the B of them.
Is that everything?
Oh, it's just the fries.
That's everything?
I forgot my shake.
I didn't get my drink!
What is it?
A dirty Dr. Pepper!
Oh, he ordered a dirty Dr. Pepper?
No, it was just the I.C. one.
Oh, okay, let's go.
What?
Wait.
Stimmed.
Wait, not a receipt.
I have a receipt.
Oh my God, thank God it's not a receipt.
I never heard of this.
The dirty Dr. Pepper.
Yeah, show him that.
Show him that.
I don't care.
I don't give a fuck.
Please tell me it's on your hand.
y'all wait wait wait yeah right you see it or not
all right sorry about that sir you got the shake shake that
I got you buddy.
Lacey, the short guy, eats up the fruit.
It's like I got you a little bogey.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Lacey, how we going?
I appreciate y'all back there.
Thank y'all.
What the fuck just happened?
Why am I going back into the car?
What are you?
Why am I back in the car after?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Fuck.
Okay.
No, no, no.
I'm not going back into the car.
I'm not going back into the car.
What are you?
I'm not going back into the car after.
Oh my god.
Fuck.
Okay.
No, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no. No come on
Are you gatekeeping our fucking food
This guy actually got me a spider buddy, no he got me an apple one
No
It's brand new.
I can't believe it.
Actually, he had a chrome heart.
I can't believe this isn't happening.
No, we did not give you an apple watch.
Wait a minute.
Did Ash, is it real?
No, it's open.
It's open already?
Wait, wait.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Wait, I did ask me that.
Is this real?
I'm not even trying to remember.
Come on, bro.
You did ask me to give you an apple watch.
There's a tracker in it.
Thank you, boys, man.
Hey, bro.
Is this real?
Why did you give us this?
Oh, what do your parents do? Lawyers?
No, my friend
Yeah, that's a wrap it was okay. Hey appreciate that man. Yeah get a photo
Like I can
What I play that for tournaments. We have a school match. We have a school match
Oh yeah, let's flick up matter daddy's
My snack wrap you fat bitch
Thank you guys
Oh, bro.
Thank you, guys.
All right, boys.
Thank you, boys.
All right, boys.
Thank you, boys.
Yeah, yeah.
Let's hook up, boys.
Lou?
Do you remember the kickball game?
I ran up on the field.
Wait, that was you?
Yeah, me and the other Asian kids, right?
Yeah, it was the one I was talking about.
Oh.
Yeah.
And we got, like, some, like, ran us off the field
so they were going to, like, punch.
Oh, yeah, I got shook.
Oh, yeah.
Shake it, guys.
Yeah
Thank you for the apple watch I bet I needed that
Thank you for the apple watch
Thank you for the golf club
Thank you
Appreciate you bro, and nice to meet you guys
Stay safe around these parts, it's dangerous
That boys have a good one, okay
Alright
Don't get in over the what
What?
Thank you bro
Hey man, you have a good one, alright
Burger, I want a burger
What the fuck?
Let's get out of here.
What?
So these principle motherfuckers just gave us an apple watch?
A gold plug?
Hi.
He said, one said their dad was dysfinancing, the other one says, realising.
So Drew's just flexing on these kids first.
Drew is revving for teenagers.
Wait, where am I going? Do I take a right?
You're gonna go left? Oh fuck, I'm gonna go left.
And then you're gonna take a right, and then you're gonna go fuck yourself.
I saw that from a mile.
Now you're only gonna give directions, like fuck you.
Bro, bro, give me some.
Oh shit, give me some.
Okay, okay, you're gonna take a right and go straight.
Give me some.
Give me some what?
Give me some anything, bro. I'm just hungry, bro.
Lucky, fries.
Go drive.
Did you forget how you were driving?
so I'm trying to go straight sorry what are you doing please look at this like
Oh fuck!
Oh fuck!
Yeah.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Ehhhhhhhhh!
Wait, I lost my back!
Jason, stop!
What?
Honey, you're gonna keep on straight.
Alright, let me get him one more. Let me get a fry or some shit.
Fuck!
I don't know.
I'll get a fry.
Well, boys, this is what success looks like.
How far is it?
About 50 minutes.
What?
Yeah, that traffic, traffic does have it.
Bro.
I'm-I'm-I'm going to wait.
I directed us to McDonald's and said I love the environment.
Where the fuck are we, bro?
Guys, where we're almost there?
What's there?
What's our battery looking like?
We're at 68%
Oh we're good!
1% it's going to be laughable
What a nice timing
Very good
I'm a hot tank
McDonald's is actually sold out
It's amazing
Is that a lot?
I mean, a lot for my pass
I'm scared right now, Blitz.
Yo, who just said Burger King's better?
You deserve to be banned.
There's our mastermind.
Hey, Blitz.
Working hard or what are you working, man?
Are you working, fuck it?
He's trying to improve, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna throw it in the can.
Yeah, first batch.
Wow.
So, Burger King actually,
you order Burger King on Uber each, you need to die.
Harvey's is good though.
What?
What'd you say?
I said Harvey's is good.
Now fucking what, it can shit food?
Arby's actually makes good sandwiches.
And the roast beef is good.
And the chicken's actually good.
And the chicken's also good.
And the chicken's also good.
And the garlic rice.
On the go.
And the turnovers.
I haven't had the turnovers.
Wait, is that Arby's that makes turnovers?
No, it's not.
Chad, what fast food plus has turnovers?
I think we're like, not gonna make it.
I'm being a negative Nancy. What? I'm being a negative Nancy. Wait, can I have that? Have a watch? Oh, what? He said it was for me.
Oh, he didn't get it for me. Oh, but think about it. The burnt toast theory. If I didn't say let's go get the instruments, we wouldn't have been there.
And Lacey directed us to the bottle.
If I never told her what it is.
That's called the bird chip theory.
The bird.
The bird.
Whoop.
That struck me down.
I was the one that sucked in my ass.
You fucking kidding me?
I said he's like scrapping his new duc-duc!
Where are we going?
I have no clue where we are.
What?
I don't have any place he directed us to the McDonald's.
I didn't, but where am I?
Are you- did you actually?
Yes, where am I now?
How far?
Seven minutes.
Oh, that's not bad.
Oh, man.
Should I cut somebody off?
7-11, man!
Fat bitch!
Fast food restaurant that he sees.
Look, bro.
This is the fast food.
This is Lacey's fucking block right here.
Fast food, come on.
Lacey, be honest.
Yeah. No trolley, though.
Yo, this block's amazing.
Domino's, Popeye's.
Starbuck.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Domino's Popeyes Starbucks sushi for where did my order go, bro?
Shut the fuck up. I had six nuggets
Oh
Kind of one bite
You know what's weird about McDonald's I swear the nuggets when they come in lower batches taste better
Yeah, that's all when I go I get four six piece instead of a 20 piece. I just saw a little shit wait
Bro, why do you eat my nudges, man?
That's the nugget I shoved up my ass.
Hey, I can do that.
Probably.
No.
It doesn't taste in my ass.
Come on, you know what it is.
Don't worry, I got a headless shift for you in here, bro.
I have my...my...my...my crispy strips for you.
Acidine?
Yeah, sounds good.
That sounds good as fuck.
I got scared of four strips and they only put three in here
Oh, that's the only button.
Hey!
What's up with you, bro?
Hey, guys.
Hey, guys.
Hey, guys.
Hey!
You got more gifts?
Do I get one of them?
Huh?
I want one of them.
What?
I want one of them!
I want one of them!
I want one of them!
I want one of them!
I want one of them!
Whoa!
Is there any focus on the road?
It's just a line, bro.
Oh!
Wow!
I think she said ball block.
You were the ball block, man.
You were the ball block, man.
Throw it at me.
Throw it at that guy.
I'm just trying to get behind us.
There's a VW following us.
Take her right at the light.
Right at the light.
Now these passers are cutting me off.
We're going to split the rock.
That guy went like a hundred feet in front of you.
I'm gonna cut this fucker off.
What do you mean you're gonna cut him off?
What do you mean you're gonna cut him off?
I don't know if that's the fault of any of these guys.
Fucking asshole.
That's a track off!
Holy shit!
Holy shit!
That's a track off!
That shit is tough!
That's fire!
Make the sound!
Make the sound!
Make the sound!
Oh, he didn't do it.
Got a spat pack on it.
That's not a fennec.
Stable Ronaldo, the new stable Ronaldo.
Alright Jason, listen.
I've been driving like this for 30 minutes straight.
Listen to me over.
I don't know.
Wait, what happens if I stick the ball in the wheel?
Uh, I don't believe it.
Oh, what the fuck are you doing?
You're still getting followed?
Why didn't you give us a follow-up?
Where did these kids find Armaconals?
I don't know.
With all that loot?
My shorting doesn't even need work.
Your what?
My shorting's been due.
It's in Macy's stomach.
Who actually ate on a ticket street?
Bought?
Alright, we're only 8 minutes away.
Bro, you gotta just knock me off, bro.
Bro, Jason, just because they're getting in front of you doesn't mean they cut you off.
Hey, nice flight.
Should I get an extra?
Um, yeah, sure, good.
It's actually a great idea, actually.
You should take that too.
Personally.
Don't try to be like an asshole.
Why can't you cut me off?
What?
Close it.
I don't really want to see it.
Okay.
Say, but we're now another new now.
He definitely stole that car.
What?
What?
Why?
He rolled this window.
I don't want to be on camera.
Oh, so David doesn't want to be on camera?
He's falling.
I'm not going to say no one stole something.
Why does everyone give us meat boots right now?
No, oh my god.
We're going to race.
Keep going straight.
I'm going to go straight.
What you!
You're a dick!
Oh hell no, don't.
You're not doing road racing with me.
Oh, no, no, no, that's over, bro.
Fuckin' asshole.
I'm driving straight, what the fuck do you want me to do?
You better help this red light coming up.
Oh, God.
Wait, I'm following him, bro.
I'm following him. You ever see a beef?
I'm following him. I'm gonna take it right here, yes or no?
I'm gonna follow this guy all the way to his house.
Ah I'm not doing that bro
Hi, we're almost there 12 minutes
At the next light you're going to take a left okay. We're going to be there in a minute
Guys, so what are we doing with this Apple Watch though?
I want it!
Bro, come on, they have it!
No, I want it!
Bro, I'm going next!
That- that- that- she was promising me 3000 years ago!
No! Bro, shut up Apple Watch!
I want it!
Bro, she wants everything!
You want everything!
You fucking want to conquer everything!
Huh?
I want to conquer everything!
Wait, um, guys?
There's a white BMW following us.
No.
Jason you want to go left go left go left
How did you go from 7 minutes to 12 minutes?
Trafficking
Yeah, I can go
Team control traffic
Guys, my stomach hurts
I'm too
I had to go with him
I'm going to get a four.
They come outside.
Where am I going?
Should we get a W driver going in the chat, bro?
You will never be a W driver.
Oh no.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my fucking god.
There's a driver.
Oh no.
Oh my god.
You're staring at us now.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Jason, we got to run.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Why?
Just let them all out.
Almost there!
Almost there bro!
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh no.
We're gonna get caught.
Did you just...
You know that ruzz?
That place probably has good food.
There's some fucking cool guy everywhere.
It's called the employee.
It just looks like an old fashioned burger.
Some of these guys are so good.
They are so good.
Oh my gosh.
We got food.
We could stop and get burgers.
You know, we got good food there.
Yeah, we got good food there.
There's no way we're gonna get burgers.
No way.
We got good food there.
We got food.
We got good food there.
We got good food.
We got good food there.
We got good food.
I can just like look at the look of the little dude holding the burger
At the light you're gonna make a right but first we have to cross train tracks
No.
Rest in peace to my granny.
Fuck your grandma.
Fuck.
Wait, no, I'm afraid that's gonna help.
Whose dog is that?
We gotta ask you to save that dog.
I'm not a good dog.
Ask your turn around.
Turn around.
Why is there a straighted dog on the sidewalk?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm going to this bitcher park, bro.
That's a good piece of shit.
I'm going, I'm going.
That's my fucking dog.
Dude, that's my fucking dog.
Why is there a dog on that little dog?
That's my dog, Al.
Um, am I supposed to lock the doors?
They had a lease on it.
Let me go.
Bro.
That's not the same dog.
The black one, yeah.
Where's the black one?
We got a dog, we lost.
We're trying to get her out.
We put her capes on, though.
Let me end it quick.
I was so quick to just adopt that dog over.
I thought we were about to have a move for it.
You know, let's get Ws going, because we almost.
Ws with hearts.
Ws with hearts, bro.
No, I'm talking to you.
No.
Your heart would bandages.
Bro, we almost became heroes.
I'm sorry.
How long have you shut that mouth?
I've been driving forever, bro.
It's only been 20 minutes.
God.
Oh my god, bro.
I'll get a smoothie from the air, ready?
Yeah, fucking...
Oh, yeah!
Got a mess?
Here, it's a burger.
Got a burger?
Burger!
Yo, how far are we?
Uh... 22 minutes.
Oh, maybe 4 minutes.
What?!
What?!
We're almost there.
Yeah.
Okay, so listen.
It says 52%.
Okay, we're one minute away.
I actually...
Like, oh my God, we are.
It says .3 miles.
Put it on someone's life.
On my life.
Look, one minute.
Okay, Lacey, put it on something important,
because I'm gonna be honest.
Okay, on...
On Jason's life.
Dude, he said put it on something important.
Not something useless.
Okay, you wanna make a right at this light.
A right at the light.
Right at the light Jason, maybe you'd be useful if you rated me
You know it
Kill yourself. Yep
Can I take the sidebar, bro? Why would you ever do the sidebar?
Right right at the light
There's so much stuff around here.
What if we go in and they say we can't film?
Well, we're doing our job right now.
It's quite a Toyota.
Yeah.
Do you pull in?
I'm pulling.
Yeah, let's see what they say.
Yeah, they're doing a sale.
Wait, should we try to see how much they'll offer us there before we call the car?
There's a gate there you fucking idiot
Okay
We want you shit we want you
I just have him turn the left and then you just tell me to turn the left.
On space looking saggy.
Wait, Jason, you're saying you owe a car giveaway, so you should go to the dealership.
No, no, that car has so much.
Wait, don't you owe us a lot of someone?
He also owes a Genesis.
Oh, yeah, that's not out of the world.
That's not out of the world.
That's not out of the world.
That's not out of the world.
That's not out of the world.
That's not out of the world.
How do you just find more food?
My Christmas lunch.
Wait, wait, what the fuck?
No.
I
Probably won't maybe handle to me. Oh
It's my way lies. I just in the air flying
To give me the other one
Take a left.
Chill?
Take a left.
Oh yeah, it is an exit over there.
Oh, wrong.
Sorry.
Elron.
Yup.
That's...
On the horn.
See if you can hear me still.
Oh, what the...
What the...
What the...
What the...
What the...
What the...
What the...
What the...
What the...
Shit.
Should we see how much they want to pay?
We'll trade this in for a Toyota?
Yeah, let's do it.
Hey, hey, hey boys, I got boys
Yeah
Hey, what's up, bro, how you doing, bro?
I'm working, bro.
How was it?
You going to give us a soup, bro?
Go on and trade for a soup, bro?
Yeah, we'll trade this.
Let's trade this.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
We might trade up.
We might trade up.
We might trade up here.
We might trade up here.
They want our money.
They want our money.
Thank you, boys.
Exclusive VIP, huh?
Thank you.
Wait, wait, wait.
You want to give them the salesman pitch?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, bro.
So, wait, Jason, Jason, Jason, don't see the inches.
I'm not afraid to walk away from a deal, y'all.
Hey, how much horsepower does that?
700.
Yeah, and it's also worth $40,000.
I'm not gonna trade this out.
Yeah.
That's very interesting.
Um, this is my first time.
It's a lot of matter now, too.
So, basically, it's actually the Evolution Edition.
As you can see, come to the leather seats,
full surround sound LED system going on here.
Very, very nice, uh, very nice ride.
Speakers, Bluetooth, Cal-Car-Play.
McDonald's.
All-wheel drive, too?
Yep.
All types of drive.
It's also, this is factory paint stock paint.
It's called, it's called Perl, that's in teal blue.
It's a very red color.
It's carbon fiber.
It wouldn't happen to fly, does it?
Huh?
Does it fly?
No.
It's an aerial.
How you doing, sir?
I'm Richard.
I'm Richard.
I'm very interested in all type of vehicles.
I know, sir.
I forgot, bro.
I know you're going to give me a great deal.
100%.
You're going to give me even better.
The guys are awesome.
That's what they call you.
I don't even watch the streams like that.
I just see little clutches.
I don't know where to start, probably.
Probably with some girl or something.
Oh, hi, so you got any cars for us?
So here's the thing, it's full of management.
Very corporate won't be able to do any sort of content right now.
Who's not phenomenal?
Yeah, I got a Saudi radio call.
What is that?
Reef.
Reef, yeah.
We've shot a reef.
Mashallah.
So it's amazing.
Yeah, so unfortunately we can't do any sort of videos right now just because of the corporate
stuff.
It's around the Toyota.
So yeah, we can do it.
We can offer permission and see what we can do in the future, but I know y'all...
Oh, it's just about a vibe.
I know.
It's the whole big of Toyota.
I get it. I get it. It's a whole stick. You know, we gotta do anything on the phone.
Yeah, no worries. No worries.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Let's start talking, though. I'm just kidding.
I mean, before we could hit BMW guys, I mean, I don't know.
Maybe they have... You guys don't have Madden at it, do you?
You guys have anything?
I don't have a problem with that.
What?
It's freaky ass employees.
Damn, bro.
All right, well, I guess it was nice seeing you guys.
Thank you guys.
I guess we'll just walk away from this deal.
Unless anyone wants it.
They're one of one. They're one of two, actually.
It's a potential commission.
Yeah, bro.
This is going to be a free commission.
You got that?
You know what I'm talking about?
It's got your happenings?
It's got everything you need.
Everything.
All right, let's just go check other partnerships then.
What's up, man?
How you doing?
That was cool to see you guys.
Have a nice day.
Have a nice day.
I'm the manager.
Yeah, I'm the manager.
I almost couldn't.
OK, yeah.
Hey, we're trying to do a deal.
Anything worth around $40,000?
Yeah.
Because this week we, thanks how much you've got?
I'm going to negotiate down a little bit.
S-U-V-S-A-D-N?
Oh, whatever you got!
Take the Supra.
What? Where's Supra?
Yeah, check it out.
I guess corporate approved us.
Shit.
Let me check those windows.
Oh cool.
Well it's only $7,000. This is such a...
$61,000 huh?
$64,000.
What year is this?
North.
Put the President back!
Put the President back!
Nah you can't buy us rolls.
What's a fry buy?
Your old friend must be very happy
So 61,000 for this yeah, what'd you do?
Let me look at my management
What's the horsepower on this one here?
379 if I think
Let's check out the interior when you wait you said what year was it?
26
27
I feel like you can go down in 10 minutes
You have to trust me
Are you trading or not?
I'm telling you, all you have to do is just say I'm not afraid to walk away from the deal
Simple as that
You can't tell me your full name and put Steve in it
I'm gonna tell my lawyer
I'm gonna go by my lawyer
Lucas Goldstein
Incredible bro
What is that name?
Chop it up bro.
You fried my ass?
You have fucking ass?
It's not fake though.
Love it?
It's not fake.
It's not a what?
It's not fake.
I don't question that it was fake.
Hey, how much likes for a string?
Are you like, what's going on here?
Not even a little 40.
I'll call my homie.
Okay.
Shout it to the homie.
Shout it to the homie.
You're in my car?
Huh?
You're in my car?
I'm broad.
You're in my car?
I'm broad.
I'm broad.
You're in my car?
I'm broad.
You're in my car?
I'm broad.
You're in my car?
car? Oh bro I'm in a car. I'm about to turn 16. We were about to buy someone a car.
That ass. Oh bro? Look. You came in at the right time, bro. Okay, yeah. Yo, what's up man?
How you doing, bro? What's up dude? Yo, what's the word man? What's the word? We're about to buy your
friend a car. No, Ron is. Yeah, I'm about to buy you a car, bro. You want a car? Yeah. Oh yeah,
Yeah, that's the way it's going to be.
You got it, Liz?
Yeah, it's going to go viral.
Nice meeting you, bro.
Nice to meet you, girl.
Have a good one, brother.
Keep rocking to Balenci.
Stop it.
Remember.
Have a good one, then.
What's happening?
I don't know what's happening.
Bro, what's up?
Hey, so what's up?
You guys want to go on a test drive on the Super?
Well, this is my friend Lucas.
Lucas, go with Steve.
Pleasure.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Eesa, you said.
Eesa.
No, he's out.
Mexico.
Oh, hola.
Hola.
Hola.
Hola.
Hola.
Hola.
Hola.
Hola.
Hola.
Hola.
So you guys are very good.
I saw you guys.
You guys have a lot of followers.
Yes, yes.
Followers, to us, we're just leaders.
Yeah.
We're just looking at new cars, new dealerships.
And we're just so excited to spend money today
for our viewership.
So as long as we can get a great deal.
Here's the place.
We've got to get a great deal.
What car are you guys looking for?
For this one right here.
Super.
It's gonna be for you guys, but it's only two passengers.
It's gonna be for him.
Right here.
This guy right here.
For who?
You?
As long as we can get a great deal.
We're gonna get the best deal.
Thank you.
Thank you guys.
Great interior.
You guys wanna have this, right?
That's what I mean.
You, because it's you gonna be there.
One.
We're gonna decide.
Oh yeah.
We're gonna bring the key.
They're gonna pay for it.
Yeah.
That's right. That's right.
Get cash too.
Cash. Only to cash.
Wait, uh, we get a drug loan?
Just like pure cash.
Where is that?
We'll have it in the car.
Really?
You think it's something cash?
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What's that?
It's not about shouting.
It's about arm and a leg too.
Not back.
Huh just needed a quick just walk around the block. So what you guys want to this right this one away? Yeah, he wants to
Driver's license like Olivia Rodrigo the song no we're gonna check out the interiors
Wow
Manual to you know how to drive manual sir easy, bro
I got an angle.
I got a guy.
Guys, guys.
Wait, what?
You just...
Fuck that bro!
Go!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
My fucking pants!
My pants again!
Fuck you.
What the fuck just happened?
Our golf- our golf cart!
Oh, you pranked us!
Hey, thanks for the whip!
Asshole!
Fuck!
Nah, you gotta serve.
No, I've got great lawyers.
I'm about to freak out.
I'm about to freak the fuck out.
Yeah, you guys say the nicest car you have on the audience.
That's super, let's try it in.
The employees already love the golf car.
Apparently.
It's OK.
Let's talk numbers here.
You said 61,000?
Yeah, plus taxes in the red.
Would you do 10,000?
Maybe.
Cash?
I'm talking cash.
It's a good down payment.
How much is the monthly on that, would you say?
Let's go figure it out, bro.
You guys know how to drive a stick?
Yeah, I do.
You want to drive it?
Yeah.
Let's go.
Wait, no, no, no, we don't drive it, no.
Jason, go drive the car.
Jason, you don't know how to drive a stick?
I don't know how to drive a stick.
I chose you.
I know how to drive a stick, bro.
So go drive a stick.
What the fuck?
What?
Guys, would you like to get a little look with you guys,
or something?
Yeah, for sure.
I like the Louis Vuitton.
20% off that stick.
Hey, I'll hear it with the stars, man.
The stars.
Yeah, sir, not the corn.
Yeah.
You got to get the camera, man.
Never seen it.
Come on, fucking.
So, uh, should I take those cars and just go around?
Let's see how many we can take.
Really?
Yeah.
Yeah, he puts on a TikTok million if we're talking.
Oh, he puts on YouTube shirts.
Oh!
That's good.
We can basically have a real close-up.
So you're not willing to do 10,000 cash for the whole thing?
I'm not afraid to walk away from the deal.
Honestly, I can't blame you.
You drive a hard bargain.
I could talk to my manager, see what I could do.
Wait, I thought you were the manager.
I'm one of the manager.
I'll have another manager.
You're gonna ask the other manager if he's willing to do 10,000?
They're gonna come back.
You know what, we'll make it sweeter, I'll throw in $5 a mile and $15,000, I can't believe it.
I'll throw in $5.
Okay, I'll pitch in $5 myself.
Okay, that's good.
Brother.
Thank you.
Good deal with you guys, good deal with you guys.
Let us know. My email, business email, uh, you know, skateboard on a burner.
And when you go, tell them the gold seats are here.
All right, bet.
The gold seats.
All right, we're gonna, we're gonna go get all of our cash at the bank and we're gonna come right back.
Yeah.
You said there's a basic car?
It's not basic.
It's more than basic.
You're gonna buy it?
We need to get rid of it.
Uh, this right here?
40,000.
40,000?
Yeah.
How about, how do you think, man?
40,000.
40,000?
Come on, 40,000.
Come on, 40,000.
500.
500.
505,000?
You can see it, not this Toyota.
They were not on Twitch.
They were not on YouTube.
They were not on YouTube.
They were not on YouTube.
They were on everything.
They were on everything.
They were on everything.
They were on everything.
We just dropped the YouTube.
No, they just got my YouTube.
They got my YouTube.
I got my hit single, you know what I'm saying?
I dropped one too.
Oleg, yeah Oleg.
Woo!
You know what I'm saying?
We made it.
Oleg, Oleg!
Thank you so much!
Buenos noches!
Muy bonita!
What is it?
All right!
Hipapamito kami!
Yucacamitino!
Rightchiquita!
Mm, pochichiquita.
And these boys.
I'm probably talking about a super, I'm asking you about 15,000 on it.
Listen, we want 5,000 minimum.
Yeah.
How about we, how about we throw in a Matter Day too?
Wait, what's the matter Daddy?
Drive, drive, drive!
Yeah, I just did what's in on it so I can't drive.
Oh, Jason, I just turned it off.
Uh, Jason?
No, it turns out we're out of battery.
What?
Uh, Jason?
I kind of made the joke, we have to go.
Guys, can I tag you guys?
Tag me. Park our necks. Yes. I'm Lacey. Thank you.
Jason, I'm here.
Mr. Laser Boy, much, much.
I just realized this is probably the most dangerous place we could have had Jason drive. It's a parking lot full of parked cars.
Hello, wow. Especially with no backup camera.
Yep.
That's me.
What's up, man?
I'm here to get our Jason driver.
And...
And now the main mission.
You got a good price for that short $40,000.
A $65 for a 2026 manual.
I don't know how much they go for.
How much they go for.
That's pretty good though.
10 interior though too.
Do you have any horsepower though?
Not bad.
But it's a nice car.
The car's at home.
Fuck it.
Right here.
Nice.
Why are you pointing the car at me?
Boiling pot fober?
Why are you pulling my pot?
Boiling pot over?
Yo, this is- am I alive?
This is genuinely the worst car job I've ever seen.
Bro, you fucking saw me.
Stop crying, bro.
Think you're happy with what's right there.
Yeah, that looks fine, bro.
I'll take it, I'll take it.
No, no, I want it.
No, I want it.
You're not scared to lose it, I'm taking it.
I want it, bro, I want everything.
This place is cool.
Oh, no, they look like stickers.
Oh, yeah.
We're going to make a bath.
What are you doing, guys?
We're going to play piano.
I'm going to play one.
Listen, boys.
I came here for a piano, so what instrument are we going for?
A piano.
A piano.
A piano.
A piano.
A piano.
So what instrument are we going for?
Hold that, we gotta, I wanna get a recorder.
So can I start with mine?
Order of playing guitars.
Oh, I know this song.
I'm walking down the road
and I see I'm far from home and I.
I know this song, what song is this?
A Wacom?
I don't know what I'm saying.
Hey.
All right, ready?
Let's go.
Wait, wait, wait.
We're talking later.
We'll try to go to the van.
All right, you ready to get yours?
Can I leave you in the car?
No.
Sure.
Let's go to the piano, then.
All right, let's go together, dude.
Holy shit, you're logging.
Thanks, man.
That's right.
Let's go, guys.
All right.
Well, the first thing I want is a piano.
I want a recorder.
I gotta get a real piano, bro like Lacey come like oh my god this one is 8,000 or
Is it hurt?
Yes, it's the one you're on the board.
Talk to me.
This is too bad.
There's no wheels though.
No, I can put wheels on it.
That's the thing.
You're not dropping two on a piano.
You're gonna drop five, man.
I'm looking for a real piano.
No, no, no, no, no.
You're so neat for that, Ron.
Whoa!
What's wrong?
Can I get my board?
Yeah, you feeling this?
What is the chest and they saying I should get one?
Should I ask what their loudest piano is?
Oh, 2500?
Hold on.
This one might be coating these, look.
This one looks high tech.
Ready?
Oh, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Oh, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
What?
Sorry, what?
No, one of those friends of mine was a giant tall old one.
Oh, no, those are just random people calling.
What is the loudest piano that can go into a speaker?
Like a JBL?
No, really, for a violin.
Oh, for a real violin?
You guys are dork.
Oh, man.
Oh, this is the loudest one.
Rob Olsen.
He's good, bro.
I need one that's loud, that I can move around like if I want to go around the house,
and it can be like connected to like a JBL, you know what I'm saying?
But, you're talking about like blues here, right?
Mm-hmm.
Well, we don't really have any channels that connect to blue, too.
Yeah, but if you wanted to, you'd like to read something out.
You think this one's pretty good?
Yeah, it's all right, bro.
How loud does this really get?
I'm trying to get, like, obnoxiously loud so the whole house hears me,
because everyone loves my piano.
Cool.
Sorry, I have my crazy loud.
Can I get louder? Can I plug a speaker to this?
You can plug a speaker into it, because you can't walk around the house with it.
What if I put wheels on the bottom?
Oh
This is electric. Oh, they're all electric. I'm a doofus, sir
Okay, I'm gonna come back to you. Thank you. This one looks really loud sir I
Can actually play any song that you know
What?
Just looking around, sir?
I don't know.
I don't know.
What's going on here?
Not interesting.
Hey, you need a frog in here?
Am I blowing his hive?
I think his hive is beyond blown.
Chad, what do you think?
Ooh, this will hold on.
Wait, look at this.
you
you
you
you
you
You
I'm so I'm I'm so confused. Okay. Okay. All right. I think I want this one. What do you think? This one? Um, it is solid. You can probably plug in the speakers here too. This one's not like 700 bucks. It's all a matter of shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Ooh, that's a little Charlie Brown ass.
Wait.
$3.99.
Should I buy this one, Chad?
They're saying get the gold one.
So you want me to spend $2,500 for a fucking piano.
I don't think we're going to be able to take this on the golf car.
Yeah.
How big is this?
This one looks pretty nice.
This one's easy.
Can I do this one, Chad?
This one's good.
I like this one.
You like this one?
It's pretty nice.
Probably hook up to the speaker.
Oh, they're saying Drew's car.
I could do Drew's car.
But I kind of like this one more, bro.
I like the black one.
I'm going to be honest with you.
I like the black one.
Why do I care about the Chad things?
This one's good.
Oh, I forgot to show you something, look, look, look, look.
Oh, yeah.
Hello?
Are they just letting you film?
I don't know.
They told me I couldn't film, but then they said, no, just fucking with you.
They kicked me out!
What?
I got kicked out!
I'm so confused.
This guy not only made a film, he just said, don't film, and then the other two workers said,
I know just figuring you on I'm not kidding. I have no idea what's going on every different person is their own body
There's no like
I'm so confused everyone's pretty chill though
Just buy the piano and leave chat. Yes. Yes, or no just buy record
Bro, I want to get out of the hole.
Oh yeah.
Bro, look at these employees.
Yeah, where the boy?
Bro, I'm here to spend money.
Oh no.
Jack, facts are, no.
If you want to spend money, there's nothing wrong with doing this.
Like, I fucking hate when people do their job.
Dude, that's what I'm trying to tell you.
It's so annoying.
It's like, bro, I'm a screwer.
What do you mean?
I can't record on the sidewalks.
Well, really, it's true.
You guys, the world revolves around us.
Is this one right here, or is this one different?
What happened? Everybody's scattered?
Which one? This one? I want this one.
This is a roll.
This is like a cheaper version.
I just want to give you guys my money.
Be careful with that.
I know but you're still recording.
It's not like I was right. Yeah, that's what I said. Yeah. Yeah. Nice. That's cool
Yeah, it just there's a whole nother element here
I think I think I have to look in the back to see if that's actually if you guys have this I'm ready to buy our head out easy
Does it come with a stand to
All right, documentary, when you guys see this in five years, you know what I'm saying?
We're gonna become the most lit boy band.
Thanks to Guitar Center.
I'm really lost right now.
There's so much going on.
Yo, do people at Guitar Center just get fried?
Like, I'm not even that one guy that came up to us, that guy came up to us as a dead
ass fried.
He doesn't even remember talking to us two times already.
No, not even a one.
No, he doesn't even remember who I am.
I told him you were making a rock man.
W. F. S. S.
This one right here, he said he's looking for it.
Yeah, I think that's what he said he was going to check.
Can you see if you can get a stand for me?
Whatever this one, whatever the cheapest one, you know, one can back hold it.
This one right here?
$64. What's that to us?
Let's do it.
All right, I'll just stay put.
It's a lot of different vibes in here, man.
No, like a lot.
Does anyone here work at Guitar Center in the Chad?
No, it's kind of a vibe though.
It's pretty comfy. Most people play in the guitar itself.
I chair? Should I just steal the chair?
Oh my god. Height adjustable bench? How much?
Bro, this seems so complex. You could use any chair. I'm gonna use a gaming chair. What am I gonna use?
I'm not buying a chair, Chad. Like, do you guys think I'm, like, rich?
Oh, let me tell you this one here.
Y'all ready for this?
Ready?
I
Didn't know what you're doing in person the second
I had it bro, I'm gonna learn it, I'm gonna learn it, that's gonna be my next song I know
how to play.
Better ask, yeah, yeah chat, just wait, I'm gonna make a fuckin' boy band.
Wait, if you, if you let me, will you help me, will you let me, will you hate to see you
Um, just shout out banks.
They're really like, you won't go.
They have my piano?
Is Jason still here?
Chad, is everyone still here?
When did everyone get kicked out?
Hi guitar.
Why is Lacey at a fucking bar?
But yeah, we're chat over under we make it back home with the golf cart
That's really time I'm not gonna try if you know how to play an instrument you're talented as fuck
I give props to anyone who knows my an instrument
Found it
If there's one that's very similar to that that you guys have I can just take
How much is this one?
This one?
Alright, yamana, chat, is this one good?
So much, there's so much more alignment here, I'm like, this is why people get high, huh?
Now I get it.
This one's good, this one's a really good one, I need to take a picture real quick,
I need to check StockX, you know?
I'm gonna check my prices here, I'm at $150, yeah, I'll do it, he's great.
I got you.
What do you mean?
What is going on?
Oh, right there.
Yeah.
I'm ready right now to hop.
Sorry man, let's take this.
Good game.
So high five.
I don't want no fun.
You guys, I'm going to check out my check out what the fuck is going on?
Yeah, I'm on I'm on acid you are yeah, how much I mean you geez a lot
This guy
This skateboard
I'm so fucking confused.
Let's give music.
You have to, you have to, you have to let it in.
Yeah, yeah, no, no, yeah.
You know I'm such a fool for you.
You like that?
No.
No?
What's your favorite song?
You guys split the commission. What's going on?
You are?
This is insane.
You watch XTC?
Who's your favorite YouTuber?
I don't really want you to twitch, stable or not at all, does that ring a bell?
You've never seen a guy who got slapped by Bradley Martin?
A lot of guys have got slapped by Bradley Martin.
You've never seen a guy who got your hat?
You know who Rice Gumbaz?
I love who Rice Gumbaz.
Look behind you.
What up dude?
How's it going?
You think you're crazy?
That's crazy how life works out.
I'm sorry, I mean that's my question to you, honored or something?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Where's my number?
That's me. How you doing?
Unbelievable.
What?
I'm sorry.
It's so crazy.
So who's all honest?
Everyone gets commissioned here.
And if I gotta pay more, I'll pay more if I ever get a fair split.
How long have we seen this guy before?
Yeah, what's going on with that?
Oh, no.
What the fuck is going on?
What's going on with that?
The worst guy that's gone is the threaten and come on up.
Oh, no.
That happens all the time.
Thank you guys for being cool.
Thank you.
Yeah, stay going all the time.
You all right?
Have you ever seen a guy like this before?
No, I haven't.
You ever seen a guy who got slapped by Bradley Martin taking a cat?
Yeah, bro.
No.
You know XQC?
No.
Who's your favorite YouTuber?
I don't really have one, man.
I don't really watch YouTube.
What do you watch?
Well, I got a job.
What?
I do that.
I go home and I play music.
What's your favorite song to play?
How to cross the line?
One full of scabs like this.
Oh, I know how it goes.
I know you're trying!
No, you don't know how to do it?
Ice Geeks.
Oh my god, bro.
Dude, you're not supposed to be here.
Alright, my other son is still somewhere.
Oh, he's not here.
You're Ice Geeks.
Oh, man, this is crazy.
What's up, bro?
Do I have one?
I said hi to you. What's up man?
You paid for my guitar?
No.
Please?
Not even a little bit.
Why not?
Uh, cause you screwed fries.
I mean...
What's the plus of it?
I get it, I get it.
Sorry, I got it.
If I make you laugh, I can make your ass talk to you.
Oh man.
What's your favorite sugar?
You?
It's my cast egg.
I was watching it.
Hey.
Oh, yes.
Yep.
Yes.
You put the nine dishes?
Yeah.
My dishes are two.
My dishes are two?
Yep.
You want to get coverage on this, right?
Not at all.
Does it help you guys at all?
Yeah.
How much is it?
It's, uh, for two years, $109.
Holy shit!
I got it!
It's $10.
Wow.
Thank you.
How much is the total?
$7?
With the coverage or without the coverage?
Without the coverage.
$7.50?
$50.
$50.
So you guys can do an easier split, yeah?
$800.
I know you're tired of lovin', of lovin' on somebody who knows.
You have like a condition or something?
I just thought you liked my singing.
Not bad.
Not bad.
I do have a condition actually. Do you know what the matter that is?
Do you have phone number with us?
No I don't.
What's your first name?
Lucas.
What's your last name?
Goldstein.
Hi, yes sir. You know me.
I don't need no type of protection here. How did my price get to a thousand dollars?
So I put the protection because you said you wanted to.
I did not say that actually. I said 800 total.
How did we get to... What is going on?
No protection.
800 flat just to help you know. $50 that one.
So the sub total is 8.14, tax is 7.9, you're looking at 8.94.
Let's take away the $50.
Take away the $50, there's no $50 to take away.
Just hit the client, that's the coverage.
Do you have your physical card on you boss?
Yeah.
We're like a Walmart, let's say.
It's okay.
Alright, put it in, pause.
You got a...
Hey, we learned.
Jason, let me know at Gmail.
You got a 6-8?
Ah, yeah, 9-1-2.
No, no, that's the guy right there.
Hey, you know this guy right here?
What's going on here?
Ronaldo?
That's what's up?
Is there right here?
Hey, look.
Look, look, look.
Hey, man, what's going on?
Your dad's a really cool dude. Make sure to be nice to him.
He's a cool dude.
Hey, I'm going to try to get in contact, man, so we can link and stuff.
What are you buying here?
I just bought a bunch of speakers and mix and shit.
Have you bought it? Yeah.
Do you want another thing?
Wait, wait, wait. What do you want to get me?
Headphones?
Headphones? Yeah.
Where's the headphones?
I'm going to get some headphones.
I'm going to add a headphone in a second for this guy.
This guy.
Pikachu 4-Milder.
8-5-7.
6-9-6.
4-21.
You want to grab a free lesson?
You gonna come to my house?
No, you come here.
You little freaky dude.
No, I don't want a free lesson.
I know you're tired of loving, of loving on somebody.
I need a love, somebody, somebody
Please don't just grab somebody
Is he bothering you?
No, he loves watching you. Just talk to him.
I'm just waiting for this one guy. I'm buying him headphones.
Up for real?
Yeah.
Wait, this doesn't look like a keyboard.
I'll tell him that's good.
Hey, wait.
Yeah, it's cool. It's cool.
That's what's happening.
We don't look at the price over here.
Yeah, of course.
Where is Lacey going?
No.
You know what, we'll talk about problem one together.
He's not autistic.
Really? So you're just...
Now let me try to grab both my angles and spell rock.
Oh
Oh
Thank you, man.
We need a good guitar center, let's go, man.
We need a good guitar center, let's go, man.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah, movie.
I appreciate it, brother.
That's how you ask for us. Headphones?
I just spent $1,600.
I want to watch all of it.
All right, no. I see you guys doing your thing.
You're doing another guitar.
All right, no, bro. I'm thankful.
I'll link up with him.
You're the best, thank you very much.
That's a lot of love.
So just grab somebody who's loving.
Alright, where we at?
Oh, shit, bro, oh, shit.
All right.
Run!
Run!
How you doing?
Don't scare my friend now.
Run.
Run.
Go right there.
Don't scare my friend.
I'm so sorry.
You clearly think it's unautistic.
Somebody, come on, you know the lyrics.
I don't know how to solve it.
You put it right there.
I'm going to have my friend take that.
I'm gonna be back for you, okay?
What's the interview about?
About how I made your first million.
And if you haven't, then what's the biggest advice you can give to success in making that
Never give up on yourself.
And second question.
What do you do when there's big troubles in your life and you're trying to achieve your goals?
But those things are on the way. What's your advice for the next generation?
Have you ever failed in life?
What did you do? You got back up.
That's the answer.
We got to talk miles and miles.
What stars are actually?
Last thing.
I would say, what's your biggest advice for the next generation?
Next generation? You're fucked.
Just don't ever quit.
I remember. Every time you fail, stay and learn to get it.
What the f-
Yeah, of course.
Where's Drew?
Such a scram!
You remember me at the car meet? We were all in together.
Yo, a long time ago.
We got to use the golf cart.
We got to use the golf cart.
My scooter died. Can't take it.
Oh, that's crazy.
You can't get home.
Please.
I can get you a ride, but I got you.
Really?
Yeah, I got you.
Oh, Rip, thank you.
Don't worry.
Thank you.
Yeah, my boyfriend is a big fan of you, bro.
Awesome, man.
Hey, shout out to the boyfriend.
Okay, bro.
Can I get a picture?
Chanel for your birthday.
Anything for your birthday?
It's my birthday.
It's my birthday today.
It's your free birthday.
Oh, I love Rikini.
Yeah.
Please, please, please.
Keep dreaming.
You go hustle for that.
Yeah.
What's going on here?
Thank you.
Where's true wall, bro? I gotta put one thing in we're not gonna fit everything
Sometimes God put you places where you wasn't expected I live in Sherman Oaks
Oh, yeah, and I was really gonna go to Hollywood and buy this shit. Yeah, so I went to
Santa Korea to check my home and I was like, you know what let me just stop here
And there's a reason why. I don't know the reason, but I really believe there's a reason why.
It happens for a reason.
For a reason, right?
So this, I feel this is part of the reason, because I love my boys.
That's why I call them like, yo, soon I came outside and it was like a YouTube.
I looked at my boy, look, I put this little video, tell me who he is.
And as soon as he see, he was like, oh no, it's Ronaldo!
So, you know, he following you and you doing this thing.
They do music.
Yeah.
Yeah, they do beats.
They're doing the recording and stuff.
So, what I would love to do, because they're around your age.
Yeah, they're 20 and 18.
Okay.
So, I would like to just maybe link you guys up.
Yeah.
Maybe they send you some beats.
Do you want to use my number?
Yeah, I'll do that.
I'll do it off the air, so everybody don't get to air.
Oh, we're gonna be non-stop.
I can put it in your phone though.
Oh, oh.
I'm gonna group chat you and my friend Max.
He does music.
If they got good beats, maybe he'll use them.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
That's what's up, man.
Let me get this going here for you.
Come on, let's do this.
Two phones.
You know what that means.
Yeah, here we got two phones.
One for the one.
One for the one.
Don't put it, what?
Ha!
There you go.
Yeah, just don't put it.
Of course.
All right man, what was your name again?
I'm Ray, RayDaw, RayDaw Music man.
We got some music on it.
I'm Caribbean so you know,
a lot of my stuff is like R&B and RayDaw and stuff,
but I don't rap and sing, I'm just behind myself.
What's your challenge?
RayDaw Music, R-A-E-D-A-R-M-U-S-C-I-E.
RayDaw Music, check it out man, we doing a lot of shit.
Nice, I'm in here man, we gonna collaborate
do some shit man. The youngsters had a future. Cameraman, pick up yourself here.
Sign your sons, I'll sign what's up. Yeah, well do, well do. Thank you. Yeah, of course.
No, no, you need to kick it off.
Yeah. Where's Drew, bro? Where's Drew? Where is he?
The picture right here. Oh, yeah. Nice meeting you again. Yes, sir. See you soon.
One more thing for me. Read our music, just give me a shout out. Yeah, of course.
we're gonna do a beat for that. Hey, Radar Music. Radar Music? Radar Music. Yeah.
We are here. You are here. That's it. That's it.
Oh!
Yeah!
No!
No!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
You want this?
Oh
500 million likes
No 700 million he's easy yeah
I've been a hundred million lights once
No, you don't call attached
I'm not taking yeah, bro. I'm gonna be honest, bro. I'm gonna give that to you for your for your hard work, but
Dude, what about matter what now, bro?
Getting guitars
Oh
Let me get a sip first
I can go first if you want
You sure?
Yeah, I want it
I got you all
Second I lost
What like unknown army and like all that I haven't talked to him in a year. He doesn't respond to my text
Where's Lacey
Is it good or no, but don't troll me. I would never give you some crazy shit is it some random dude
Butter banana protein
As a Mexican version is that because he's big like you
Yeah, cuz you just called someone fat Jason let you go even now. I mean
What the hell are you coming from?
Must be a spon from you.
Look you know what I was gonna play one of my song songs.
You know what let's hear it.
Rap!
You heard that new Iceman?
I didn't know Iceman.
Yeah, it's not all that.
I am not blocking this.
Woo!
I gotta hear this.
That's a new 8-piece watch.
Oh.
I just cried, somebody
I got the hendai virus
I got the music as well
I got his number, we're gonna make some shit
let's hear it
yeah Drew can you open your trunk and put one of these in here?
I'm only putting the stash
What you got a guitar?
I got a guitar.
What did you get?
I got kicked out.
What?
What's that?
What the?
A EDM in there?
That's not EDM, bro.
This is your one?
Oh, it's not.
Yeah, it's not gonna fit.
What?
You made that?
Fuck!
Okay?
It's like, this makes me want to rage!
If you were your kid!
Dude.
I don't know.
You got music?
Huh?
You make music?
My son, my kids.
I make music too, but it's different.
They're new school.
They make the beats of everything.
He on FL and everything?
Huh?
Yes, it's beat?
Yeah, they're beat.
That's pretty talented.
That's fire, bro.
That's all.
They're like, let's network, you know.
Yeah.
They make those beats?
They make all the beats.
Everything.
I have a number.
I'm gonna go play it.
That's how it should be.
Yeah.
Everything.
He made this beat.
Yeah, I want to take over your son.
What's your name?
What's your artist name?
Um, Hysteria.
Hysteria?
Yeah.
Like history.
Exactly.
Uh, Spotify.
Yeah.
They just dropped a few things in Spotify, you know, and then I was doing this shit.
I just try to network for that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
W dad, W dad.
Nice to meet you again.
Appreciate it, guys.
Don't keep coming.
I'll be here to shower you.
Yeah, will do.
Thank you very much, guys.
Thank you.
Ron, you go put my seats down and drive for that.
That's a nice dude.
Put this in the bag if that's okay.
My ass maxed before I'd reach out and bring him back.
Yo, I met someone.
What a nice dad.
Man, you put the seats down.
That's okay with that.
They're flake, is this on a trunk or not?
Dude, that put us in a trunk or just...
Actually, Drew, this shit not fit him.
Yeah, let's lay this seat down.
Hey, Jason, you got a new assistant?
Yeah.
It was good, bro.
Yeah.
How you doing, man? What's your name?
Um, Sebastian.
W. Sebastian, man.
What the fuck is going on?
He's helping me out.
Sebastian.
Yeah.
W. Sebastian.
All right.
You can put the guitar in.
It's a lot of boss.
There's everything in there, little kid.
No, you can't, because we're from the Seastown now.
Oh, you from the Seastown?
Yeah.
I don't know those guys were so fried here he's outside now stress them the
Fuck out
What do you mean they like walk you out like how hard do they kick you up?
They walked up to us and said you two can't film yeah, they came up to me
And Jason was standing right next to me
No they came up to me and he's like yeah you can't film and I was like oh okay
And he's like I'm just fine with you
Well probably cause you guys were white
Yeah
And I said it was racist
Yeah it's probably cause you're under white
Nah it's probably that fucking ass haircut
What the fuck
And then I got a slit
Alright we gotta go back before this thing runs out of battery
Matter?
Let's go
Hey bro
That was my bad time bro
That was a nice dab.
Watch out for the ball, Bob.
Jason, you gotta sing with me to this guy.
You saw it's Panic.
You gotta sing with me because that's Panic.
So just grab somebody who's loving or nobody in love, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody,
Let's grab somebody who's lovin' all your body in love.
Nobody, nobody.
Yeah.
I'll get outta here.
Let's get that one.
I don't know.
At first he liked me, then he kinda hated me.
He has like something against me.
He said I was autistic.
He said, I mean, he's not wrong.
Alright, let's look in Seattle for a few.
Should we see how far we're driving this back, guys?
Oh, God.
Over or under 30 mattered eddies?
Um, probably 400 mattered eddies, one iCup, and then two rough roughs.
Wait, what the fuck is a rough rough?
We all have, good boy.
Officially?
How far?
Have my helmet on.
Okay, so we're 28 minutes, that's light-word.
That sounds okay, but how much battery do we have?
Like 16.
What?
Let me see the power on.
Oh my god, that's a 20.
Wait man, this thing's out.
Oh my god.
Turn my life into pieces.
No, don't make fun of me.
No, I like it.
I like that music.
Alright Chad, over or under that we get home?
So we got 50%.
Let's go we gotta go
We gotta do it 50% here 50% back
But it's literally not work. Yeah, but it's actually like perfect
So just grab your matter
Alright guys, you know what that means, I bought a piano, so piano segments are back.
Yo, what if we went over the train track and Jason got stuck and we got fucking snacks?
Thank you!
See, it ended up being a lover of theirs.
We gotta stop and get food.
Shut your fat ass up.
I mean, but we can drive through on the way.
Okay, so I got good news or bad news though.
So, where do I go?
Where's my co-pilot?
So, we're gonna enter the highway and now we're at traffic hours.
What do you mean, enter the highway?
Do you want to say highway, actually?
We could.
I mean, it's traffic, why not?
What time is it?
Five o'clock.
That's traffic.
So, someone want to go by?
Let me home, or?
Let's see, come on, bro.
Okay, you are gonna make a left.
You're gonna make one left, and you're gonna go right, and then you're gonna go fuck yourself.
Jason, this is a right, dude!
Dude, Jason, this is not the right way!
I'll legal you, turn!
Somebody stop this fan!
Fuck, come on!
Shut the fuck up, watch it!
Sound god!
Is it in there?
No, no, no, it wasn't in there.
Left of the light!
Hell, letter.
Wait, are we doing highway or no?
Well, we later, we have to go back.
All right, well, no, just drew just something out there.
All right, that'll be Drew.
Bye bye, matter!
Bye!
Hey, ho!
Chad, is a super worth 60 bands that worth it
in its manual?
That's a lot of money.
Are they all manual?
No.
60 first, I thought super school.
Guys, highway or no highway, I need to know.
So, left, left, left?
Yes.
I don't think we should...
Aw, shit, man.
At least he dropped his wallet.
Like, did you actually drop your wallet?
Wait, did you actually throw it at him later?
Who knows exactly?
The cat's spinning the highway, bro. We have to see if the cat says.
Alright, I want to know.
Let's just see if the traffic's bad.
Oh, my God.
Bro, it can't be that bad!
I mean, if the cat says, we're on the highway, then we probably should be on the highway.
I'll say, bro, it's like that-
CRAP!
We gotta open all the bus doors.
We got some music on, we're gonna get back here to the dance.
Are you sure?
Shut up!
Hey, Steven!
Hey!
I think that was Cooper's wife.
That dad-
Wait, was that Cooper's wife?
Yo!
Cooper!
That was crazy.
So just proud of-
Am I going straight?
Yeah.
My god, it's big boy.
I don't know.
My trip is like a lot louder on the way back.
And me, but to you, I'm like, bro,
this is not even one of my wifes.
So?
That's exactly how we should be bumping a new Iceman album!
Too hot for the fuckin' radio!
I'm gonna be honest, you think Trixhaw was good?
Yes.
I did too.
I saw Martin was hating on it.
He said it was dog shit.
I don't know how.
Do we believe that, Chad?
Hell no.
You can't drive on the highway until Eagle brother everything's nothing's illegal unless the cops see you do it
Alright we're going to wait for you
Alright, why does the force satellite get so weak to explode?
It's part of the game though
Alright we're down 10%
What's up?
Um, wait, are we gonna have enough?
Are we gonna have enough?
Where's the case scenario we gotta push it?
But that's fine, bro.
Yo, we gotta have some fishing.
How much percent are we on, actually?
46.
Save on God.
We gotta have some filmmaking.
I don't know, we do, bro.
It was 50% air, and mathematically speaking, it's 50% bag.
It's gonna be, like, perfect.
Alright, if we take highway, there's a chance.
Bro, if we take the highway,
but ironically, we'll be stuck in traffic,
so that's good for us.
Yeah, because we can go to speed.
Okay, alright.
Yeah, okay.
Alright, take a left of the light, Shay.
Um, the only thing is once it gets below 30%,
it slows down.
Say it on the go.
Oh, God.
Okay, then maybe you should take the highway.
what are you doing with the highlight?
I'm taking the highlight.
I'm taking the highlight.
Oh my god.
Sonnyaaaaaan!
No, go straight!
What?
Oh no.
Make a use of your bus.
Make a use of your bus.
I see you for a late.
We're shooting.
Oh yeah.
Thank you boys.
Thank you, boys. Thank you, boys.
you
you
you
you
you
You
Hey, baby, my y'all boys wanna die, y'all crazy
I'm on a bridge with a tambourine, let it up
Pull up early to that bitch, I wish we'd gank in our red
Yeah, I said, yeah, in the city and I'm fully got a brand
You shoulda back back to the hankin' spade
I'm a po-dance for the fun of it
New high-booth diamonds on fun of it
Hey, shot my long cousin, missin' that
Come on, man, come on, come on, come on, come on
Oh no.
Alright, we gotta save that.
What the fuck is that fucking...
That's...
Yeah, what's that?
It's that fucking Jeffrey!
What the fuck?
Jeff...
Jeffrey!
What the fuck is Jeff the Jeffrey?
What are these on us?
Palm Beach Beach.
Palm Beach Beach!
Holy shit!
And my shirt...
I've gotta say that battle we...
Too hard for the fuck of me.
I'm not allowed to sit in.
It's going down.
Yeah, we gotta turn it off.
I'm gonna put a baby in your room.
I'm not gonna put a baby in your room.
Two of them.
Sorry, bro.
Alright, listen, we gotta strategize here.
What do we do? We're at 39.
No, we make it! We make it! We make it!
I think so.
I truly don't think so.
20 minutes, 39 percent.
Yo, what? We're making that! We're making that!
Frog-horned excited.
That's 1.1 percent a minute.
No, we're making it.
At least it's fun, Tyler.
Okay, but wait.
You wanna try that?
No, but it's 90th.
The thing is...
Wait, you're saying if we place a bang, it gives the battle control a life.
Yeah, if you get out of the car...
There you go.
Yeah.
We're in Boston.
If we place a bang, it gets more like 10 seconds.
You get out of the car real faster.
Okay, wait.
What happens when we go uphill though?
And it starts rolling back.
I don't know how long I see you.
Actually, you just have to walk next to us.
Wait.
You're gonna have to do some health breaks.
I got good news or bad news?
Bad news is I'm hungry.
That's a good news.
We could stop somewhere.
We could get a car washer.
Not a horrible idea.
Wait, this is where you did your one car wash.
Oh yeah it is.
When we strip naked, there's a car wash.
Oh yeah, there's a car wash.
Oh yeah, there's a car wash.
Oh yeah, there's a car wash.
Oh yeah, there's a car wash.
Oh yeah, there's a car wash.
Oh yeah it is.
Holy strip naked?
Yeah.
Wait where are you, are you here or back?
Hell I don't know how.
He doesn't make any sense.
Well we're close to 3911.
Oh west there.
It's a bomb!
Get away from me!
Come on!
It's a bomb!
It's a bastard!
Hey how long you been running?
I'm just walking around!
I'm just walking around!
I'm just walking around!
I'm just walking around!
Okay.
I'm just walking around!
It's a bomb in the front!
It's a bomb.
It's a bomb!
That'd be a long one.
That'd be a long one.
Alright, you got to start sanitizing. What matter are we at?
36.
Holy shit.
That's happening.
That was awesome. That was so fun. That was the last car I ever heard.
This probably has a lot of fuel.
It's so good for a long ride.
It gets so much.
36% the car goes slower at 30%
Am I straight?
What is this?
I'm just kidding
Come on, come on
Should I get in the car?
Wait, wait, wait
I'll fix the hair too, huh?
Hey, nice to meet you
You might be on like
You might be
Michael Jackson
You got people getting on there
You'll be getting a lot of actually.
That's the lacy effect.
That's the lacy effect.
How are we near the house?
I don't know. The house is literally so close to 39110F today.
No, what about the powder?
The powder doesn't make any sense.
How are we like right here?
We're at every box.
35.
Ah, fuck.
Alright, left, alright.
I don't know, it's straight for another 0.8 miles.
You know we did it at the 7-Bot houses right here in the right?
First one?
No, how the fuck are we here though?
Wait, where was the second one?
I did ask Dora.
I was at it right there.
Walking.
Walking.
Stop telling me to check.
Yo, you guys are spamming the same shit.
They're spamming.
They're spamming leak check Twitter cops behind you.
Dude.
Check Twitter after cops are behind you.
Yeah, check Twitter if they're behind us, I see.
It's pretty important.
I mean, I don't really see any cops.
I can't really see much.
You know that?
I give it as far your phone to call him real quick.
Me?
Yeah.
I just don't have any battery on my phone.
I call him real quick.
You don't want to call your phone.
Just really quick.
Really quick.
Oh, what?
Just let me see you real quick, please.
Why do you need to call this phone?
Let him see you real quick.
Where are you going back?
Yeah, I probably will go back.
I did ask Trump so God, please promise.
What?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
You can watch what I do.
You're using my phone to call your mom.
No, can I just borrow it for a sec?
I guess James, you're fucked.
You're being weird.
You're being weird.
You're still too fucked.
You're being weird, bro.
You're not going to let him use it?
I got you, James.
It'll be quick, Lays.
Lays, bro.
It's a question, bro.
It doesn't go past 30.
I'm so sure.
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
I
Use your whole dude
Assholes
We're not even going that slow.
Oh my god, we're on!
That was my lawyer.
Why is he doing it for a while?
I'm just on the control.
Head
7
Wait, how do we already add 31%?
No, baby, no. We don't look at it.
I keep looking at it.
What is that? 31?
No, we're actually not.
Wait, how far?
We gotta make it.
How do we do that?
So far.
We've seen it.
Six miles.
Well, almost never know.
Take it right at the light.
Right at the corner of the horror?
No.
I'm not alive, it's a psychic!
I'm not alive, if we carried all the instruments we would have not made it.
Okay, I won't cut you off, bro.
Okay, as long as we don't get down to 20 by the next turn, I think we're good.
Why not?
When it gets to 20, it gives you an error code and then it starts going 5 miles per hour.
Why are you telling me this now?
Are you serious?
Yo, I said, should we drive the Charger guys?
In and out!
Whoa!
We're in top interest in new POI.
Oh, it smells like In-N-Out.
Kinda smells like Up-Dog.
What's up, dog?
Yeah.
Wait!
Channable Fae?
Yeah.
China!
China!
China!
China!
China!
China!
It's basically, it's Chinese food, but it's always the tea.
If you're Chinese, so I'll just let you know.
That's actually good.
Chinese.
Are we turning anywhere?
Oh, we're going up the hill!
Here we go!
We're actually fucked.
We're going up the hill.
Oh, we're down, though.
Holy shit.
That's sweet.
Everybody have to use the momentum of our bodies.
Swing!
We're gonna be fucking lost!
Swing!
Swing!
Swing!
Swing!
Swing!
Let's look down!
Let's look down!
Swing!
Swing!
Swing!
Okay, oh no.
It's not working.
Oh no.
Hold on, it's not working.
Hold on.
I'm making a vibe it's being cut.
Okay.
This is going to match our speed, are we getting some?
Oh god.
Fuck yeah!
Fuck yeah!
Long window!
Get away!
Holy shit!
No! Fuck it, my E-Saxon, bro.
You're actually okay.
Goldstein.
Overclock the car!
What the fuck does that mean?
125, it's roughly percent.
That's true.
I don't know if you're lying.
You said I'm lying.
No! That's right!
Oh my god. She's momentum! She's momentum!
Don't gas it too much.
Oh yeah, we drove past this on the way here. We're in a little quarry.
Oh yeah.
Alright, gas it. This hill sucks.
I'm a little worried how we're going to get up
with our actual car.
We're killing it.
They're just cutting us off.
I know!
I know this golf cart better than anyone!
I know you're tired of lovin' on you
Nobody was nobody in love
Nobody, nobody
Is such a describe
Somebody
Just as I should
I love you so much
I love you
I love you
I love you so much
I love you so much
I love you so much
I love you so much
I love you so much
I love you so much
Oh no!
You're down, Stingy.
Thanks.
Jason, just, I'm running!
That is not our yellow button.
Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no,
oh no.
I got to hop on here, too.
Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, Jesus.
He touched it, he touched it.
Perfect, that was an undercover call.
I'm gonna get full of hunger.
Oh God, that was a shite.
I'm gonna get a little loud.
Oh God, that was a shite.
Okay, I guess what I'm gonna do.
Guess what?
The police
You're hard to spot
Why say 22
We're gonna hit this look in every code
Well, last time we died, we took bungee cords and put it up to Loki's car and tore it up to Hill.
We're fine.
Okay, Jason.
Three more lights and you bust a latch.
Uh, yeah, the left one.
What is farting? Oh my God, it's your ass.
Well, it's gonna be so bad. It's gonna be a burger.
Dude, how many pills have you eaten in the past?
I'm gonna pass out.
Ugh!
Ugh!
Yo!
Somebody smell like...
Oh my god, I just smell like...
Alright guys, so what do we do here?
We're just live.
We're good, maybe play some music for the vibes?
No! Why?
Because the shit's gonna die!
You can listen to Shebang one time!
How are you just singing? Look at the lyrics.
No, we gotta hear Drake's voice swinging.
We're making it home.
We're making it home.
Fucking good.
We're nine minutes away.
Four miles with 20%
You think we're fine?
Yeah, she said 21%.
Let's put the predictions in the chat.
Do we make it home?
I said at home, we're not even in.
Wait, where are we?
Oh, we're close.
Oh, we're close.
I know where we are.
There's a muscle on it right now.
Danny bad, ooh!
Alright, Jason, the light after this one busts a left.
Fuck it.
It's not good.
It's not good.
It's not good.
It's not like burgers.
Ooh.
Is that a fucking penny?
Hey!
Hey!
It's got fucking T-bone.
I love you too Ralph Jackson bro!
Holy mj!
Holy fucking ocean man!
This is your city!
This is your city!
This is my city!
King of Calabasas!
King of Calabasas!
You got a reason for this!
What kind of fluid made letters of barbershop?
Wait Jason, you're supposed to make a left steer, dude?
Yeah, it's a left lane.
It's a left lane.
Oh man!
Browse gas station?
Yeah, it's just a fucking gas station.
Yeah boys!
How you doing man?
Oh fuck.
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
That's what I wanted to say.
Oh
New prediction
My money!
Haha, yeah, it's a hit still.
You know, it smells like crazy shit.
Bro, if my fork could be that fucking toxic, I'd have a super power out of my hands.
How far are we?
Uh, we are seven minutes away.
Alright, it's seven minutes.
Guys, we're at 18% seven minutes.
Vote yes on the pre-dict.
I'm telling y'all, we're making.
We are good.
Come on, rice man! Push us!
Ah, the ice man.
You see his vibe right now?
I'm so relaxed.
What if he has a vibe right now?
I have a point?
We're gonna kick it to the point?
Not getting up the hill.
As long as we have battery, it goes up the hill.
As long as above 5%.
If we get down to 5%, that's how they get you.
We're not even past the CVS yet.
Never gonna make it.
Nothing. Oh!
Oh my...
It is so fucking far.
That is like a fake six minutes.
Woohoo!
Just play music, bro. We're not making it.
Let's just go out with style.
I just said six minutes.
I just said six minutes.
It's actually six minutes.
But it's like a fake six minutes.
We're fine, bro.
What did we get, battery-wise?
Sixteen.
We just got twenty.
What happened?
Wait, wait, wait.
This is the mass.
This is the mass.
Sixteen percent.
No, no.
I don't think I understand.
Once it gets below...
You said below twenty.
No, fear mongering.
Okay, wait till we get below ten percent of aerocouple.
We go five miles an hour.
Just wait.
Watch, watch, watch.
You said it'll slow down at thirty.
We're chilling.
Oh, we got to get someone that we can hold onto their car and we can use them mentally.
Can we do it through anything?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Can we do it to Drew, then?
Maybe.
Okie-doh.
Somebody's to go and Drew's trunk on the trunk, and he holds us.
Okie-doh.
At the next light, you make a right.
Next light, make a right.
15%!
Yeah, I got 14%!
I got bad news.
What?
We're about to start going uphill tonight, then.
Bro, stop near-mongering, huh?
We're good!
It's not the first right. It's like the roundabout right.
It's not this. It's the next one.
Take the right. Not here. This one. Up here.
Cut in front of them.
The right wheel here and this wheel here. Yes.
Watch it, we don't have time.
Oh my God!
We don't have time. Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
Slow it down.
Oh my God, oh my God, it's over.
We're 13. It's fucking over.
Stop, we're good!
We're good, we're good, you're right.
Five minutes! Five minutes!
We're good!
Fuck!
We're gonna tell them we're good.
They're really good.
We're on the spear longer.
Should we start between push the weight out?
What? Not me!
Stop the fence.
I shit myself.
I shit in my pants.
Shut up!
I shit in. I shit in.
It's not a fart. It's actual shit.
It's wet in my pants.
I'm catching a vibe.
I'm feeling the air.
Wait, okay, make a left to light.
Left to light.
What are we looking at?
What battery?
5 minutes?
11.
Oh no.
I thought you said 5 minutes, like 2 minutes.
Oh god, it says 5 minutes.
And 2 of those minutes are on our hill.
It glitzes on Google Maps, remember?
Yes, it does.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
It's just a bob right now, it's just a bob, oh no, oh no, nice, 9%, oh no, oh no, wait is
the error code there yet?
Oh yeah, oh yeah, okay maybe it's 5, I don't know, oh no, I don't want a fearmonger but
we're going up a hill right now.
Oh hell fearmonger.
I'm telling you, at one of the percentages gives an error code, 8%.
We're going down!
Such as crap!
Somebody!
I told you there's an error code!
No error codes!
It's red!
That's not an error code.
Alright, listen listen listen listen listen.
Hey, Lacey! Lacey!
There's a burger on the fucking-
Wait, Lacey, there's a burger on the burger!
He couldn't have called!
Fancy, lacy man.
There's a burger.
Go, go, go, go, go. We don't have time for this one.
We better show them guys.
What's up boys?
We should have held onto the truck.
We need them! Hunt them down!
Oh my God, they probably have a tow boat.
Okay, good news, good news. We only have two miles left.
No, we're good!
She said 7%.
Yeah.
6%, she said 6%
6, 7%, it doesn't matter, we're good.
Wait, we're going down hill! It's perfect!
We're gay!
Oh god, we gotta use all this momentum, Jake!
Airco!
Told you there's an airco!
I wasn't fucking lying!
Show me, Blake, show me!
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh no!
You gotta smile without working!
Stop!
Break!
No, we gotta keep on!
We gotta use this momentum!
Let's go!
Stand the right side of the road!
Just go!
Just go by car!
No, we're not!
Let's go!
Wait for this car, then go!
Just go, Jake!
Just go!
Just go!
Oh, we're good. We're good. It went back up.
Oh, wait. We need to understand it.
It won't go past 10 miles per hour now, or 5 miles per hour.
We have 15.
So, we're good!
Let's go.
These guys are cutting us off.
All right, boys. Listen, we have...
We're good. Well, Lacey, there's a burger right there, bro.
Lacey, get up, Lacey. Lacey, there's a burger.
Lacey, there's that ass of burger.
He didn't get it out of the cart and does not do shit.
Shit!
I don't know about that one.
So we're holding up traffic.
Oh, it's actually...
Um...
Oh, fuck it.
I thought I was actually...
I almost slipped out of my mouth in my whole life.
This guy's laughing at us!
Why is he...
I'm so happy!
What the fuck?!
Sorry!
We're at a battery!
Ow!
Come here.
What a lot.
Please don't listen to me.
Do you have a hook?
Help!
He has a hook!
He has a hook.
My god, he told us.
He did that as to what the person was.
We're good.
What do you mean we're good?
He has a hook. He has a hook.
No!
Help!
No!
Oh god, that was our savior.
Wait, am I going straight or am I just going straight?
I don't get shit.
Are you flooring it? He's going straight.
I have a fuck though. Like my whole foot right now.
Hey, what we got?
We're going straight for that.
We're good.
Go to the right more, go to the right more so you can get this guy's space.
Trust me.
We're good.
It's a lot going straighter right here.
What's the matter here?
Straight.
Six percent.
We're good.
How are these kids behind us?
Let's go.
Let's go.
Don't stop, Jay.
Go.
Remember, the panda never gives up.
We're good.
We're good.
Push trust me. How you doing? Push
Please relax, I'm not saying shit
Oh, let's see what laughs. I'm not even fucking tweaking relax. We got six. Is that a burger on the sidewalk?
Lacey, relax bro!
Bro, Lacey, you gotta chill.
We're good!
Lacey, actually, we're going up the hill.
Bro!
Lacey, chill!
We have one mile left!
Oh god, we did by the way.
Bro, and we're SCC, bro, we're good!
Do I go straight?
Yeah.
Alright, well, this is like a slow...
Should I give this kid a golf club?
We're good, y'all, we're good!
I
Said we put on shirts. Just shut the fuck up
Holy shit, you're fucking on my whole moon. Please just push them in bro
He's got to get out of the car right check it about
They see dead ass just there's a burger on that sidewalk. I just saw it
I swear you were gonna pull over?
I already had a burger though.
I'm dead, I'm even hungry.
I already had a burger.
What's your favorite ice cream?
Ice cream?
Cookie dough?
Whoa, is that cookie dough right there?
I'm not even kidding.
I swear I just saw cookie dough ice cream.
Oh, it was melting.
It was perfect.
They just took it out of the freezer.
Oh, is that Drake?
No, wait.
Drake's in that parking lot.
Oh, God.
I think I just...
God.
It's dead?
Really?
Oh, I thought you were talking.
Is that it?
Set the boat.
Relax.
We're in the middle of the street.
We're in the middle of the street.
We're in the middle of the street.
We're in the middle of the street going five miles per hour.
He said, oh my god, our house is right here.
Bro, we're good.
Are you gassing it?
Bro, we're around.
Bro, we're around.
Oh my god.
We're right here, bro.
Can we just relax?
I can't find ourselves.
Can we relax?
I know, we're right here.
We have 5%.
We're right here.
I know.
The turn is right there.
We're good.
We're good, bro.
Jesse, go to the right.
Go to the right.
Go to the right.
So, yeah.
No, go to the right in the lane.
the right turn
we're good bro
shut the fuck up and relax
you're the only one we can
god oh my god who to our right
fuck
oh my god this is actually the fastest he goes
we're good
We're good bro.
Okay, am I making it? I gotta push it. We gotta pull it.
We're good bro. Lacey, get the fuck out of the fucking car.
Yep, nice.
Bro, Lacey.
Oh, shit, we're flying.
Bro, we just went up a mile and I'm not in control.
Oh god, are we moving?
No, now you're making it slower.
Lacey, you got the fucking car.
Maybe you used the fucking...
I can't fucking push it.
I'm a broken wrist.
Why am I on your left hand, bro?
How about you get out the car, muscle man, and I'll drive?
I am driving, bro.
Hey, y'all.
I'm off for my job.
What's up, bro?
Are you chasing the weed?
No, no, no, no, wrong guy.
Oh, guys, we are...
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Watch out.
Watch out.
Watch out.
Sorry.
Sorry.
So this is a good idea.
You got this.
Listen.
Guys, I only have...
Bro, 27 miles left.
It's such a boat.
It's a boat.
Relax!
Fuck!
Remember, it's not chill.
We have 5%, bro.
Just chill.
I'm chill.
Lacey, bro, you good back there?
I'm chillin', bro.
Catch you in a vibe.
Nice job, bro.
This guy has to relax.
We're literally about to be home.
We're about to be home.
Wait, what the fuck?
Is that Drake hiding in the bush right there?
No, he didn't.
Yo, my transmitter's the right side, like, lopsided.
Very good, bro.
Racy, the left side is lopsided because of you.
Yeah, it's because all of us are on the right side, lopsided because of you.
You're a big confident dude.
Oh, we're fucking good.
What's the matter yet?
It's F4%, we got...
Bro, not even a model, not even a model.
Chase, I'm not gonna lie.
Uh...
No, no, I was just...
Yeah, it's good. We're gonna greenlight.
Bro, we're more than good at truss.
Like, we have more than a month of battery to get here.
Hey!
Oh, okay.
Incident window on.
Incident window on.
I mean, bro, if you don't want to catch a bus...
We would have, by 10-15% of the Toyota dealership
didn't start grabbing our golf cart for hours and hours.
Oh, God. Oh, God.
They owe us a car.
They owe us that super.
Can we go back for it?
You don't know how to drive, man.
I can figure it out with the tick tock.
I mean bro, anyone else catching a vibe right now?
I mean, I don't wanna rock.
Bro, look at the sun.
They're saying it's sun-kissed in my chat.
Sun?
We're out of our straightaway.
Look, guys.
This is the straightaway.
We're literally right around the block is the house.
Holy shit, these people are going fast.
We're good, bro.
All right, let's stay listen
I'm coming
Lacey shut the fuck up
Where's the hat on?
It's on, people.
Are I mad enough to be a cop?
Mad to sunset if we got home just for the sunset.
Let me ask you a question.
That's the need of the death to save us.
Hey. Let's get back down.
Hey. Just give me one more day.
One more.
Just give me one more.
Lacey, get the fuck out of the car, bro.
No, no, this is my car!
Look, you just get out.
We just wanted to see the difference.
You wanna see a different spell?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh my god, you wanna see a different spell?
It's the same fucking shit!
It's the same fucking shit, bro!
Close the back door, close the back door.
Let me get it!
Don't unlock it, don't unlock it!
Leave the lock!
What are you using your legs for?
That fucking bitch!
Lacey, what did you get?
What?
Bro.
Wait, bro, me being him.
Wait.
Hahaha.
Hey.
How you doing, sir?
Fucking John, I couldn't.
I don't have time to get him.
Lacey, come!
He's hitchhiking.
Why didn't he say his wrist won't run?
All right, Chris.
Bro, it's not working.
It's not quieter now, huh?
Dude, yeah.
He's screaming.
And we went up two miles an hour.
So we're literally-
LACY!
All right, leave that fat fuck behind,
but if I look if we're trying to order a burger or some shit.
I can't hear me screaming.
I can't hear me.
Did that turn back for her?
Both no.
You wouldn't turn back for her.
We're gonna run on S.R. Frank, though.
We're gonna run on a ladder.
A ladder?
Are you going with some random person's car?
Oh my God, they just put him out of her car.
No, Drew!
Pick him up!
Get him!
Nobody, he can't just...
This is walking pace, bro.
Why did he just stop?
He got the asshole.
Fucking asshole, bro.
Fucking asshole.
Look at him.
Look at him.
He's.
He does this.
Why did he just walk?
Why would he not keep walking?
He just stopped.
All right, bro.
We have one road.
This is the next gate.
We're here.
Yeah, asshole.
Learn how to fucking drive.
She didn't know what to say.
Fucking dumbass.
Catching a moth.
I mean bro, look at moth.
Oh, that's not gonna do.
I got it.
Oh, nice.
So...
Maybe that's a good thing we're in our neighborhood, because that would have good to see us.
Yeah, obviously.
And obviously, your neighborhood was good.
We're in our neighborhood.
This is further we've gone.
This is literally our neighborhood, bro.
It's a private neighborhood.
What's your end of the law?
It's okay, 2%.
Bro, we're from the right here.
Bro.
We're fucking good.
This isn't even that expensive.
You do realize the hill.
The hill's gonna be no go.
The question is, no, my question to you is, I know we're good, I know we're good.
But my question to you is, if we get in the hill, and I guess it's zero percent, are we gonna just start falling backwards?
Fuck, wait.
It's electric, will the brakes don't work?
The electric's dead.
Oh, we're on your way.
The question is, do the brakes just stop working?
car no but that's why we're an electric okay if you start rolling backwards and
like all the electric cars have like emergency battery only one way to find
out but there's no problem because we have 2% left and it's not even a minute
away from the house you just ask the HLA
this guy's going kinda fast
nice
nice wind out of here
yeah
It'll be so lacy running like folks in my fucking dreams.
Relax everyone, everyone chill?
Oh, it's gotten way more chill since the fucking guy screaming in the back.
Oh fuck yeah.
I mean fuck, fuck bro.
Should I just relax a little?
Yo, fucking asshole.
We're here now come on
Bro, but you know how you know, I hit you know how any cars when you go to school
When it's like on E. There's like obviously yeah, so that's the trick
So we did this when I was at zero and the car stopped. I mean, bro, but I'm not I wasn't there
What's that?
That wasn't there.
C'mon, that's it.
C'mon, c'mon.
You got the speed.
What the hell?
There we go.
Have a type 2.
Yo!
Alright.
Bro said hurry.
Put it in quickly!
Oh my god.
Oh, we're gonna be right here.
Okay, now I already feel slowing down.
We're at 1%?
Everyone pray.
Everyone pray.
Everyone pray.
Everybody just calm down.
Let's test out if these brakes work.
I don't know.
Just keep going.
Oh, no, no.
I'm talking about the brakes.
I'm talking about the brakes.
I'm talking about the brakes.
Just keep going no, no, no, I'm talking about like yeah, no, we're fine
Yes, the fat ass in the back
What
Hey, hey, you wanted to exercise, you know that's not a bad shot. He's gonna walk all the way home
But we're literally right there
It's working. I don't know about you, but I took a fucking pill and it's pretty chill
This is actually about to be like a miracle if we make it. Why would we see get out?
That's what I'm saying we're chillin bro
I don't again
Someone turn that off
Stop spinning in some case. We're okay. We're okay. We're okay. Oh my god. I'm gonna say zero
So there's a break break break. There's a problem
So you're gonna keep your foot there and work should we leave?
You're not gonna ask
We're right here. I
I don't know. No just chill. Literally just chill, bro. God. I just need to just relax for a little. Let me...
Hey Jason, no troll?
I'm gonna try to push him out.
Okay, okay, you got this. Alright, alright. Actually though...
Unlock it go. I'm gonna put it in neutral. I go it's in neutral. I'm put them up. I go off the brakes right now
I go. All right
All right, go
Oh god, are you pushing you? Are you braked? No, you're a thousand percent break. So what about flying now? No
You're a hundred percent break. It's not letting you put it in drive
Is it drive? Yeah
Use those fucking muscles
So the problem is it says 350 pounds.
In the back.
Fuck, bro!
Fuck!
Relax.
It's your way.
It's like 5,000 pounds.
Relax.
Relax.
Relax.
Relax.
Relax.
Relax.
Relax.
Relax.
Relax.
Relax.
Relax.
Relax.
Relax.
Relax.
Relax.
Relax.
Relax.
Relax.
Relax.
Push it up this fucking says the thing we had low-piece car to toss so maybe there's a contractor at the house with a truck
That can come down to it. Let's see. Well, we realize that we can't figure it out
How do you put this apart first of all?
We bro we got this
You're dad
In front of our gate
Should I, do you remember how we used this yesterday?
Yes, bring it, bring it, bring it, bring it, bring it, bring it.
Please, please.
And I just bring this with my stork.
Can't see it.
The stork?
I'm gonna try.
Try to some to bring the, the red shit.
Bring the, bring the, bring the red part.
Oh, okay, that, yeah.
That's real loud.
Are you live?
Give me a second.
Nah, I had to do a little bit of go.
I don't know.
Did I catch the brain?
I think I got it.
It's like, hold on a second, I'll be back.
Alright, Suki.
no
tell me daddy
this is why he's a fucking hero
and this is why i told him to just relax
i told him to relax
everything's gonna be okay
okay i'm not kidding jason is looking to freak it out this whole time
are you fucking
are you fucking kidding me
relax
now are you telling me to relax
it's true
oh we've also had the frees on
what the fuck's going on
that kills better
hey fuck you guys
fuck you buddy
fuck you
hey fuck you
hey fuck you
fuck you
fuck you buddy
fuck you
hey fuck you
What the fuck?
Yeah, I'm with the guys now. With the guys.
Y'all left me, they picked me up.
Who the fuck done?
Who?
Appreciate y'all, bro. Thank you, guys, man.
Hey, nice to meet y'all.
He's gonna say fuck us and then come back in a while.
Well, yeah, uh, asshole.
We're stuck, bro.
Nice seeing you fellas.
Appreciate you guys, bro.
Hi, bro.
So now what?
So, get behind his truck.
You left me.
Well, no, we actually got way farther.
Yeah, bro, we went up a mile.
We wouldn't have made it this far if we didn't get out.
And also, you kind of stopped walking.
Why'd you stop walking, bro?
Because you guys were going too fast.
What?
I can't run.
Why not?
Because it hurt my wrist when I moved it.
Woo-hoo-hoo.
All right, nice.
Great guys, great guys.
Speed is running.
Can you chill the fuck out, bro?
Chill out.
So what are we going to do?
Well that's coming with the toe.
I'm putting my foot off the gas.
And it's not moving, but I don't get it, it's a neutral.
No, no, no, it's not going to move.
What do you mean?
Even if we tried to push it, it wouldn't move.
So what is the point of a toe?
I'm telling you, we have to take the seat off and undo like some like lever or something.
So where's the technician that can do that?
Turn the power off, right?
If you turn the power off, now, is that 0%?
One hour fucks, it's not going to start back on.
Oh wait, we got assistance coming!
Yo!
Daddy!
Daddy!
Did I say to call us in case you pulled down?
Daddy, we first up!
What happened?
We don't got any juice left.
Is it zero?
Zero.
Bro, it's zero.
Zero.
I don't know if this has enough torque to pull back.
back. You have to tie this to that. We'll flip it around first, like get it out of the
car. You can't just leave this here. No I'm not.
Now Lacey, Lacey, just put that. Yeah Lacey, you're good, right? No you're good.
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's let's go. Let's let him have it. Let him have it.
Then Lacey's stuck out. No, just let him, just bro, he put it in.
No, Lacey's got a bob. No, put it on the dish and sit in the car. Sit in the car?
And then yeah, I'll drop it and put it in neutral.
I'll just see.
I'll hold it.
And we'll see.
All right.
All right, Lacey.
You ready?
I'm ready.
All right.
Lacey, put it in the center so it's like.
I'm ready.
Hold it tight.
We're ordering the guy to put the wrist.
All right, you ready?
Ready?
Reverse.
Slow, slow, slow.
Slow.
so
Stop screaming
No, no holding it doesn't work. We have to tie it to someone. Okay. I'm gonna tie to the front of that
We'll get banned
Yeah, but I'm telling you you do have to you to take off the back seat.
I mean when we did...
What did you tow it last time on?
A tow truck?
What did you tow?
No, we towed it with Loki's car.
Where did you tie it?
I don't know, just the front like that I'm pretty sure.
Maybe like this.
That's what I'm trying to do.
That's what I'm trying to do.
Yeah.
We need the other part of the rope.
But it's not going to move that.
Why not?
You're going to have to be out of the car,
and you're going to have to push it.
It fucked up. It fucked up.
How did you let this happen?
Oh, Lacey wanted to go fucking eat.
He brought us to a McDonald's.
If we didn't go to McDonald's,
I don't think this is right Ron because this needs to be here like that
Yo, so Lays we have to do something with the seats. Well, or should we just try this for fun?
There's no point. I don't think it's gonna work to do this, but you could try
I mean we could just not get a word. Okay, okay
So now just a quick rule when I insert my dot process here. Lays said that it's not going down
Yeah, it basically has like a thing on a cart when it dies the wheels cannot move
Yes, and when we go when we unlock it on me to see it's gonna start rolling back
Yeah, that's when we gas this and lacy
It's a big red button
Don't press it yet
You guys
Yo, he's got all the way up here
Y'all left me straight on the side of the road and want me to take it
Why does he keep tweaking? You gotta come down
No, he's gonna break he's gonna press the brakes and doesn't go flying down
I don't know this is a good idea, but what if it doesn't pull it and think snaps
Really bad because whatever it starts to scroll okay, so it won't how about this I'm behind
Ron you press the button that starts it Lacey and Jason pushed and all gas okay you hold it
I'll say in the car. It's pretty pretty boy. I'm pretty good that
You unlock the wheels, but don't get in the car. Well, this is the pre-procursor
So let's just say it unlocks and it just starts rolling back at your shit can't pick it up
And like that's that this is just gonna roll down. They want to be in the driver's seat
should be ready to break yeah yeah that's you if we get flattened make sure
you get the camera angles I'll make it in your face okay they're gonna see your
eyes coming out of your head all right everyone knows what they got to do
right uh yep just record that little search and rescue yeah maybe tie that a
little but it needs to be one so you can pull yeah okay hold on all right I'm
gonna okay so do you know what the button is no
Okay, is it the green button on the other side, Lacey?
Check that there's, is there something, does the back seat come up too?
Uh, back seat. Cause it could have been on the back seat too.
I see a green button here, so I click it.
This is, sometimes it has a little bit of juice. I just clicked it.
Turn it back on, and then press the gas, it might give you a little, oh no.
Yeah, what? Stop turning on in general.
Does the back seat not come up?
The battery's not lit anymore. That's the problem. It was green now. It's dead try and get the back seat up
Bro, I'm looking at the button. It was green. No, but it might be a different button. I think it's a lover
This was just green now. Oh
Bar this shit look blue to me. Both of you pull the backs. There's a handle here dish and just pull it up at the same time
At least pull hard see if it comes up
We got to cut the yellow wire
Maybe cut the yellow wire
Okay
I told you if you turn it off turn it back on it gets a little bit of gas
Now we're in front of a
I don't think this has enough torque
The Stark would have more torque
We're worried now because we're in front of a house
Yeah, we just got to get out of here
Can you get off of the seat so we can look?
What if we just get drew?
That's really not doing anything
Does it fucking work? I just tried
Then how did me and Lopie do it?
Okay, so you want to figure it out?
I just did, that's what I just did
There's a green button, you see it?
Is that what you pressed?
Yes, I pressed it once and twice
I'm gonna call Opie and ask him.
But you were there too, bro.
I wasn't doing shit.
Yo, maybe unplug this?
Or the members are asses, fuck.
I'm not gonna plug this.
I have no idea how much it weighs.
Just call Opie and ask.
I'll tell you that, I definitely have no idea.
The Stark would be able to pull this.
Are you sure?
Yeah, the Stark has way more.
Everybody gets a New York City Spans in the chat.
The Stark would do a lot better than this.
Okay, so you have to follow me
We didn't turn it on, we did it
We have to follow you in a minute
There's no one listening
What are you?
Big bro
Move, move, move
Big bro
Hold on, hold on
Wait bro, wait
Give me a second, just one second
No, it's so
so lopy
quick question um so we're currently stranded on this gold cart uh i remember you did something with the
seats well lopey how do you make it to where it unlocks remember we had to tow it the back it's
the back seat okay i also did say that and got bit fun of no you fucking retard we looked at it and
we found nothing and everyone said oh we have to cut the wire we have to cut the wire who said everyone
I
All right, thank you. Love you
City man represent try it. Yo, we try we can move out of the neighborhood at least
I'm my foot is on the break
But there's a break towards this is electric. Um, I'm ready
I just knew how to do it.
I'm not gonna let you, bro. Fuck it, bro.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Just hold on.
I mean, if it doesn't work, just turn the wheel.
Which way do I turn it?
Oh, I'm turning it back on. Just give me a little bit of gas.
Come on, just give me a little bit.
So where did that fucking fat monster go?
Dude, we just get stranded?
fucking Gigi's ready I think it's lighting up what it's lighting up
I guess it was lighting up oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no just shoot a low key
low key
So this is probably the worst case scenario.
So that releases the brakes, but the question is do the brakes work if we release the brakes?
Someone look it up please.
Someone in the chat look it up, come on.
Someone said Gigi, that's my surgeon.
We're trying to get up, we're out of electric.
I've seen you guys.
They said yes they'll work.
You sped, you retard, kill lasers are outside.
I'm just reading.
Every time there's any pressure,
everyone just fucking turns into a dick.
Everyone just lock in.
Yeah, bro, why am I getting sort of killed myself?
Because I just want to die, bro.
Everything will be fine.
Hey, what a 25 gifted.
That's gonna help me encourage me.
Let's get some job done.
Honestly, let's fucking do it.
Put on the brake.
Okay, what is the worst case?
Think about it, if you start throwing backwards,
the only thing, and the brake doesn't work,
the only thing you can do is turn the wheel.
So if I turn the wheel, I'm getting into an accident.
I mean, turn the wheel so you drive into the curb.
That's your best case.
I was just going to roll to that.
I will stand behind the golf cart.
I will stop the golf cart.
I think you turn the wheel right.
How it drives you?
I will fucking.
OK, if you start rolling, turn the wheel right.
Turn the wheel like this.
Yeah, and then I think you'll curve into the, what's it called?
Oh, I hope it's called New York City.
That knob is for the parking brake.
You can still step on the pedal.
Oh, good.
All right, thank you.
Thank you, New York.
We might as well get hooked up now.
Come on, let's get this!
And we inched up.
Every couple minutes to get up.
Now pull that rope, pull the rope up here.
Dude, every minute you get like a limit.
Let me see the rope, Jay.
We got it. Thank you so much, brother.
Yeah, I just died on it. Thank you though. Sorry about that.
I love your BMW by the way, that's outside every now and then.
Oh you got a blue one?
Can we come by one of these days, we don't want to put you on camera.
Alright awesome.
I'm gonna come by one of these days.
What a nice neighbor.
Alright, see, that's how you just get on the good side.
Alright Ron, listen to me.
Okay, listen, talk to me.
We got this.
I'm gonna pull the knob.
I'm gonna pull the fucking knob.
This might be the last time I fucking speak to you, okay?
Alright, I'm gonna pull the fucking knob, you hear me?
And then it's gonna release the brakes.
If you crawl down that fucking hill and you die, I'm gonna die with you
because I'll be right behind the golf cart trying my best to stop the brakes.
Alright, alright, alright.
Alright, alright, alright.
Yeah, alright, lock it.
Three, two, one, it's go time.
Alright, yeah, yeah.
So once you start and you get gas and you start to feel a die a little bit,
that's when I'm gonna kick up and pull.
I don't think he's gonna get gas.
I don't have any gas.
Yeah, yeah, that's how it works, but you'll be able to juice it a little bit and I should be able to get you over the bed
Listen to me. Listen. Is this tight enough? Can you tie a good knot?
I mean, there's no way I'll come if I'm done. That's pretty tight.
Guys, listen to me. Guys, listen to me.
Please don't listen to me.
I really don't want to listen to you.
You know what I mean? I learned this on the island.
Oh, tie a decent knot here.
I mean, man, how do you not know how to tie a knot? You just double knot it, bro.
Yeah, that's a triple knot now. I already did the double knot.
Okay, but what if you just get flung backwards off your bike?
I don't think that's gonna happen
The degree in it quantum physics
Yeah
Listen listen to me adapt adapt on my on my go I'm gonna twist the knob and we're gonna release the brakes
You're gonna sit there and look pretty ladies get the camera angles at that when I say go you go
I'll be behind the golf cart, and we're gonna fucking do this
No lazy lazy that that shit's done with that shit's not gonna help at all here we go. Yeah
Gassy
It doesn't need to be on
I don't think it needs to be on.
Yeah, that's not happening.
That's not happening.
That's not happening.
Don't even try that.
Did you see what was happening?
Yeah.
That's a 0% chance.
Do not try that.
But if he's in motion?
He's not going to.
It's random.
The motion is random.
He can't just get into motion.
Motion?
What are you talking about?
That was not, yeah.
Nah, yeah, I almost did five backwards.
I'm not trying this.
We should do the red golf cart.
The red golf cart's not pulling it.
But I think it's my weight.
Started I just think your bike's too light. I thought it was more go flying back. Yeah, okay, so
We have like that doesn't that's not pulling shit that what
We're not rambling doing it
Not a ramming, but what if I just get behind it like no, no, you don't need to do that
We just just actually last time we tried to win today. Okay, just walk it. It's tie a good knot on this
Okay, well the bike is near so you might go try
Just double the power
I went like full-wheel that could have been so bad
Why are you laughing?
Just relax.
You're right.
You're right.
Cortisol is spiking.
Double nodding.
Yo, why are we acting like Drew isn't just chilling at the house with his car?
What is he going to do?
How did you guys let yourself get in this predicament, bro?
Because Lacey wanted to stop him at Donald's and Toyota.
Oh my god.
Lacey's like, oh, let's go test drive a Supra.
In here, get those stupid Toyota fucking drivers, push our car.
That's true.
I like Toyota.
What does he do?
Are you like Mr. Bishi?
We're in your Cybertruck.
Mr. B.C.
Boys
Like you're tying a shoe
Lazy just get in front of the golf cart pull up a little bit
You just look you just sit there and fucking yeah
Is that tight? Yeah, it's tight bro. Sure. I mean it's pretty damn tight
I just want to say if it doesn't work out and I get flat and I love y'all okay
On my go boys
um okay this feels yeah oh my god
okay am i in the right position three i didn't get this cosmetic now two let's go let's go
ongoing three three four of the columns two one
releasing releasing it's fully twisting off
um did nothing happen no no i feel like i can see the wheel moving backwards the wheel's moving
Back with a gas gas gas gas gas. Yes, you guys
I know it is I know no don't don't catch okay wait
There we go now. Yeah, see now where it's the gases it's gonna just rip that try gas a little
Yeah, wait, wait, pull off that brake a little.
We just need a car.
Alright.
Ron, I'm going to push for behind you.
Okay.
Let me see.
On my go, we're going to push together.
We're going to get a better car in here.
Three.
Three.
Two.
Three.
Two.
Three.
Try it, Lacey, a little bit.
No, no.
Come on, you're gonna attack on Titan right now.
Oh my God, just look at him.
How badly do you want it?
How badly do you want it?
How badly do you want it?
Agent Jeff's gonna beat your ass.
You can't even push a fucking girly ass golf cart.
Are you serious?
Agent Jeff probably would pick this up on your shoulders if you can.
And you can't even push it.
Pick it up.
All you see is darkness and Agent Jeff is staring at you laughing.
He's just laughing at you.
Oh my God.
I'm gonna kill you.
I'm gonna kill you.
I'm gonna kill you.
I'm gonna kill you.
I'm gonna kill you.
I'm gonna kill you.
at you oh my god the whole crowd came over and you just found that stuff
I think you call it droop and you tie it to droop's car
Does anyone have a tow hook?
No
Because some is going to rip off one of these
This is too heavy
Well just fuck that
Yeah, it's a bad predicament
Well I mean
I don't know
I try to break, break, break
Well yeah, I think yeah
This is where you hit the droop button
have the cyber truck just get Drew's car and tie it to Drew's car and Drew's car should be able to
pull it up I need a hand what do you mean all that dimension for what are you pussy get back there
instead of pushing give me how to three two one what is Bob doing at home is he crying because
his son can't push a golf board who's gonna push the golf who's gonna push the golf bar huh
you're such a pussy you're such a fucking pussy you can't be shit in your life Bob just wants to
Some move to Vietnam and be in a nice house.
Bob just wants to live happily.
Bob just never wants to have a work another day in his life.
Oh my god.
Bob is literally out of home crying now.
Oh, Jason!
Jason!
Wait!
I want to go on vacation, Jason.
Wait, Ron, idea.
When I push, you break after, OK?
Well, to keep progress.
Ready?
Yeah.
Three, two, one.
OK.
Yup.
Staying counted.
Count every time.
Three, two, one.
Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait.
You're moving on guard, you're moving.
Adapt, he's actually moving, he's going so slow.
Count down.
Three, two, one.
Okay, break.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, put your parking brake on, you're gonna roll down the hill.
That's a hundred burpees, bro, you didn't even move it a foot.
We're almost there.
We were almost there.
We're almost there.
I'm almost there.
One millimeter.
And I'm losing it, because it's falling.
Come on, laces.
I can do it.
I can fucking do it.
Asshole,ไธ้ข.
I can fucking do it.
One more push.
One more push.
I gotta try to push it.
Okay!
Shut up.
Just try one more.
I just wanna go.
Wait, wait.
Oh, they see a daft to help you push it.
I'm so being serious.
Wait, what if the Amazon truck helps us?
Can you help us?
That's a set of green.
No, we're not asking for clean.
Wait, what did you say?
Give it to her.
No, I don't have it.
What happened?
What are you trying to do?
Nothing.
Never mind.
It's okay.
Give me a hand, bro.
Give me one of your fucking working hands, bro.
I only have two hands and one's working.
Touch with me.
Alright. Ready?
Ready?
Three, two, one, run!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I'm gonna show you.
Motherfucker, this is why we fucking calabasas.
What the fucking do we do?
Motherfucker.
Okay.
Okay
Crack attack doesn't matter what happens wait low-key
I think we're almost there who the hell is coming out of the house there
Oh
Hey guys doing our car is out of electricity we're trying to get
Sorry
We're trying to get back home
Who'd you say?
We're just out of electricity so we're trying to tow it.
Yeah.
You guys look amazing.
Incredible.
Have fun at prom.
Have fun at prom.
I'm really enjoying prom.
Be safe y'all.
I skipped my prom and played Fortnite.
Literally.
No one wanted to go to prom with me.
That's okay.
My best friend took my prom day.
Oh, yeah.
Ha ha ha, dork!
No, Jason, we can actually, if we, if we, if we, if we, if we, if we turn this off,
if you can turn this off, that's gonna rip that thing off, oh god.
I might as well, I'm just putting this here so it's not on the ground.
Alright, try them, push all three of them off, yeah, I tried.
I don't really have the strength.
Watch right now.
Uh, you have injury?
You said what?
You're injured?
I'm sick as fuck.
Oh, shame.
It's a broken arm.
Come on, you can break if you want.
Wait, what if we need you and Jason to push me down?
I don't care, I'll do that.
Come on, I mean, please.
We're called killpers.
What is this fucking face, Mark?
This is not...
I came to provide the rope and the pole,
but you guys are in a whole different fuck situation.
No, if you get to sit in the driver's seat,
we... he's out of leaves, he's out of leaves.
It's about feeling... you're about to leave.
Well, yeah, my attempt did not you just put your foot on the break. That's it. That's it ready
You're gonna do it quickly
All right, ready you're gonna let go of the break and all three of us are gonna push someone's got to move
Yeah, we're just going between it's going with you. There's not enough room. Just move the way
I don't even know if we're gonna get that far. Honestly, it was moving. I
Mean like in one go though. No, we're gonna keep breaking
Oh man, I see you.
I'm out of here.
Alright.
So if we say break, just break.
Okay.
Alright, ready?
He doesn't count on his ass.
Are y'all ready?
Drew, what are you fucking doing?
Did you move?
Is he retorted?
Drew, move.
Yo, did you move?
we got this
we got this
we got this
even more
you got that
alright race!
the neighbors hate us
water water daddy
water water
you can tie this to
drew's car somewhere
where can we tie that to your car though?
maybe, remember the one time we tied
to the like the trunk part yeah this is like 10 times the weight yeah so do you
want to take my position
Is this here, Ron? You wanna put your foot right back here?
John! John! You can run the break! Me, Ron, Jason, and Silkie push!
So why the fuck are you here?
What's the problem, Mike?
You wanna scrap?
I don't know what you're trying to fight, sir.
Why do you want to fight me?
Because I wanted to drop my bike in his nice neighborhood, the Sunhouse.
I guess you're not trying to fuck me, John.
That's why we're out here.
It's hard to go!
We're right here.
That's an expensive bike that just fell.
Why are you laughing?
Listen, are you gonna let me eat it?
I mean, this is not gonna help that at all.
No, we need to eat. Who's the strong people here?
Wait, wait, wait. Is that bike able to go through the gate?
No, no, no, the E-bike.
That like able to go through the gate.
Oh, shit, man, what's up with you there?
I mean, I'm not going to push this shit.
Wait, bro, I can plug it in.
It's fine.
I'm going to help them put it in your pocket.
No, why do you have goosebumps?
It's going to drip you down.
Am I drippin' down now?
Cancer's going to fall.
Yo, come on, bro, we got to get up.
We got to get up the tail.
Who's fucking pushing it, man?
I'm telling you, we need to move the e-mob.
Yo, I love a cap.
What you just did right there, you
Just made your progress go back
It goes back by itself without the breaking glass
Come on
The lightest person said I see come on lock in. They see
Yo, give us a countdown. All right, three two, one
Don't stop. Yeah, come on. Don't stop. Don't stop. They see fat pig. You're pushing or not Jason. You're fucking disordering the family
She's a shit! You fat piggy!
Wait for me!
I need water. I need water.
Oh, you're a fucking shit.
We just lost progress.
I need fucking peace.
What the fuck? Oh, you drink your water for me!
We're all out of game. Marlon, he was here.
He picked the shit up and carried on his back.
All his back flies to the fucking crib
Fucking piano because you want to get piano
You know there's gotta be something to tie to Andrew's car
I mean look I just might rip off your whole fucking back. Yeah, unless you're paying for it. No
What are we fucking doing? Can we lock in? Let's go. We gotta get you gotta get the golf cart back before the sunset
Yeah, I need water. What the fuck?
Look, do you need more?
Just relax.
Is he okay in that bed?
She's left us.
I know, of course they did.
Somebody's gotta go play more frivolous,
and the app's gotta go fucking...
Spotsman.
Spotsman.
You know what?
It's fine, bro.
All we need is ourselves.
Skies.
Wait, that's the thing.
All we need is to tie it to the axle.
That's what keeps the trunk closed.
The little metal piece.
What if we tie the rope to that?
I don't even care anymore.
Let's just do it.
Fucking push, bro.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Oh my god.
We have a message! We have a message!
We have a message! We have a message!
Push! Push!
We have a message!
Off the break! 3, 2, 1...
Oh my God! Oh my God!
No, we still have a break!
We have a break!
It's getting really steep out.
We just randomly got gas again.
What are you doing?
Hold on, do you really see the car?
Actually, you can't even take an advocate.
Bro.
How did I just randomly get that?
You good?
Where's our camera going?
I don't know, bro. There's no snacks in there.
Should I push you right out?
Let's see, come on, bro.
Bro, it's steep.
Bro, okay.
Bro, I'm on go. Let her off the brakes.
Five, ten second breaks, Lacey.
We're not gonna be home until fucking 10 p.m. at this rate.
at this rate. Let's see if we can move it wrong. On go. One, go. Oh it's steep. It's really steep.
He's going!
He's going!
He's going!
No stop!
Don't stop!
Don't stop yet!
Break, break, break!
I'll let you shoot this.
Why are Gilly and John just watching?
I'm not going to lie, Lacey's selling us right now.
Lacey, you've got to put both your arms into it.
Come on.
We're right there.
We're right there.
You're going to make it.
Am I supposed to be seeing double right now?
Relax, bro. You got it.
Okay, we're good.
What?
Oh my god, it's on the new tack.
There's a blue ring when it's on so I'm gonna keep it off for like five minutes, and I'm gonna try to get it
We're gonna go all serious in this what if one whoever's care remaining drives everyone else pushes
That's one camera here. Okay. Yeah
We all have to push
Yeah, no, I gotta go back for it. I don't watch your car, dude. So
So
Everyone push all six of our y'all come on
Let's push this business get ready to push
Just get ready y'all okay on go six of us can push it out
All right three
Yo, why is no one else helping?
No, don't push me. Okay guys come on y'all. We got a word
Okay, three two one go. Oh my god, we're moving we're doing it. We're doing it. We're doing it. We're doing it
We're doing it on God. We're doing it on God. We got this
Come on boys we got this we're right there we're right there all right I pause I'm pausing y'all
I'm pausing
Fuck this is I can't even imagine yo, bro
No.
Want some water?
There's no way we let water trick all the water.
I'm just really, I'm dehydrated.
Dude, you like all the fucking water.
I got good news or bad news.
Okay, what if I just did a prank?
What if I just released it and we just restarted?
No.
Oh god, don't do that.
Good night, Shostakovich.
That'd be Ron, L. Jason, thank you, bro.
That'd be Ron, thank you.
Guys, this thing's not going to push itself.
Ready?
Let's do this again.
Gilly, please help us.
Bro, are you fine?
Bro, just get us up there.
That was just like.
It's not hard with the sick.
You could literally walk right back.
I have to walk back down anyway to get my car.
All right, guys, are we fucking around?
I drive a car.
No, that's cool.
You got to help.
We just got to fuck around.
I'm really confused.
So what are we doing?
There's a tow hook under every car, is that true?
Come on, let's go. Come on.
Don't pay no fucking game.
Wait, you guys realize?
We can all just walk the house right now and if Ron lets go of the...
I don't give a fuck.
...that he slams down and dies.
Wait, wait, wait.
What? You said to do it.
See you later, progress.
You ready boys? On three.
We're gonna all push.
Bro, we gotta be, come on.
At least some of the videos I get some of the snapshots.
3, 2, 1.
Oh my god.
We're, oh boys, we're doing it.
Boys, we're right there.
Boys, we got this.
Come on, guys.
Don't give up.
Don't give up.
Don't give up.
Don't stop.
Don't stop, y'all.
Left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right.
I'm dying!
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop,
Wait, do you want to meet a camera man?
He's fucking help us, bro.
This guy's so useless.
Are you dumb?
Now you're actually helping to record his snapshots for a dub.
Takes you really good, yo.
Rare moment where Ron's right.
Who's that?
I didn't come here to help.
Who's that?
Should I record them or probably not?
I'm gonna chill.
Doop, da, da, doop, da, doop, da, da, da.
They looked at us like we're fucking poor idiots
Dude if Marla was here he would just put this on his back listen guys
We're almost at the end so he would have just fucking threw the golf cart into our fucking
Now listen we're at the top of the hill someone take the bag back bro
We're literally right there that's the craziest part like we got this y'all you can't even camera man properly bro
You're fucking disgrace you know that
huh slow down Jesus fucking gates right there holy fine oh it's right there
you can do it brothers help push why are you racing time just push they see
Come on use your hands
Well come on we gotta push
Ladies, come on.
John, come on.
I need at least another minute.
I'm not gonna lie, it's still here.
That's who we're taking it.
It's on God.
It's actually tiring and shit.
I never really tried that hard to do something for her.
Do you have a matter, Daddy?
Dude, come on.
Ready?
Come on, bro.
We're gonna get fucking kicked out and we're about to lose our golf cart.
What the fuck?
We don't have a right there.
Right there.
These neighbors are fucking looking at us and they hate us.
Are you stupid?
Are you stupid?
And fucking complain?
Are you gonna push this goddamn...
pushing it the whole time
you know what's crazy?
I'm the reason we haven't fell back yet
talk to me, we're gonna lose 10 feet
you son of a bitch
you f-
you motherfucker
come on
you fucking boom
let's all push on through
really think I should
I'm not gonna
one
two
count down
one
two
three
oh my god
boys
we're right there
right
left
right
left
right
hey y'all
how y'all doing?
Right?
I'm here, I'm here, I'm listening!
Right?
Everyone, back to your seat!
Right!
Daddy!
Daddy!
Daddy!
Daddy!
Madder!
Daddy!
Madder!
Daddy!
Madder!
Daddy!
Daddy!
I'm going!
Hey, hey, hey, stop, stop!
No pausing, no pausing!
This is no pause limit!
We're right here!
I'm gonna sit here and tell us no pause.
While you sit here in your fucking comfortable fucking king chair.
Huh?
Who the fuck do you think you are?
Muff.
Load to get the drone.
Load to your shot!
To your shot, peace!
So why does it randomly turn on like every five minutes?
Wait, is this it?
No, that's his.
We need that right now.
A little random juicer.
How do you make, how do you do it though?
Where does that?
Is this random?
Is this it?
Yeah, like juice stuff from the solar panels and shit.
Are you fucking humming?
Are you fucking, are you fucking,
are you out your goddamn mind?
Huh?
You fucking humming?
You son of a bitch, he's on rails.
Oh my god yo come on come on come on bro music bro what are you come on let's go push
I'm crying you're here to record snapchat dude go bring the golf cart back if you're
not gonna help like us
Yo Lacey, come on.
Come on.
Marron, you know what I mean.
I know.
I know what you're talking about.
Lacey, John, Lacey, Drew, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I got told enough.
Hey, can you at least hold the camera while we push?
I think I got you, bro.
I'll go back to work, dude.
At least I'm doing something.
Yeah, I need a camera.
That'd be wrong for holding the brakes down, y'all.
Come on, come on, Lacey, come on, bro.
Dude, I actually have a problem.
It's about to get so easy.
It's a severe light pain.
No, you know how hard it is to get up that little push right there in the hill?
Three, two, one, stop.
Oh boys, we are doing it. Don't stop. On God, don't stop. Run, run, run, run, run.
We, oh my God. Two chat. It's right there. Oh my God. Oh my God. We're doing it. No,
don't stop, don't stop, don't stop. You have momentum. No brakes, no brakes, no brakes.
Who are you to say I don't lift your race?
We need to build momentum to get up that hill.
This guy's talking about no-
Are you- what the fuck are you-
He might do talk, right?
Fuck you.
You have five seconds.
How are we gonna get up that hill?
Blast momentum.
Alright, I'm gonna-
I'm gonna do this now, drill.
I'm gonna push. I have an idea, ready?
You're gonna put your foot on the brake.
I'm about to put all my fucking ammo into this, ready?
Dude I got this what do you mean you got this
You're gonna put your front of the break instantly ready three
Five boys, let's fucking do this. Are you fucking kidding me?
No, no, come on. Fuck it up. Are you by yourself?
All right, all right, you're ready. I'm ready to take my foot off the break. You ready?
Go Ron.
I need some help. I need some help. That's all you bro. I need some help. This is all you listen y'all
Do you want to do this or not?
Lock in! You're doing nothing!
You're telling me to lock in? You fucking...
What are you doing?
What are you fucking doing?
Boys, we're right here gentlemen!
Come on!
Let's go!
Come on, ladies.
Come on, John.
You know, once we get down on the hill, it's easy.
I really can't push it with it.
3, 2, 1, go guys come on, go on Liz, this car, this car, car, car, car, car, car,
what are we doing, go right here, fucking idiot, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
Turn the wheel, Drew!
What a beautiful house!
Oh my God!
What are you doing?
What is it?
Oh, I'm pissed.
Break, break, break, break, break, break!
Okay.
Dude, we're right here.
Guys, I know what we do.
Stop, break, break!
I'm on the break!
Someone stand by the...
Someone's gotta open it, yeah.
Gilly.
Gilly, go sit in between the gate so it stays open.
Break, break, break harder.
Listen, listen, look at me, look at me, shut the fuck up, I don't want to break you, bro.
Just relax, no, no, fuck you.
We pushed it so far, we're not going to give up now.
We're not going to give up now.
You son of a bitch, you can't give up.
You fucking, you asshole mother of chicken, bro.
Tricker?
What is it, chicken?
Tricker.
Tricker.
I was fucking pushed.
Oh, Jesus.
Why is he?
It's got to close.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's do the last push, everyone spin it.
Come on.
Three let me know what you guys are ready two one
Who's gonna push the golf cart
Reopen it Gary
Come on, Lace. Walk in.
What the fuck you bitch?
Go to the hill.
Go to the hill.
Go to the hill.
Go to the hill.
Go to the hill.
Go to the hill.
Do you guys are making it?
I think.
Okay.
I saw it.
Fuck.
Holy shit.
No, that's not me.
You're high.
Now this one.
All right, listen, boys.
We're doing it.
We're doing it.
Oh my god, no.
Boys.
No, boys.
We're doing it.
Can you break it for him?
It's all part of the process.
Oh, I like that.
Yo Lacey, I say we restart bro.
I do this for you know.
I say we put this all the way down and we push ourselves y'all.
I mean, what would Anquan, Anquan want us to push ourselves?
Let's restart.
Anquan say take the hill, let's go.
All right, we're ready?
All right, we're ready.
Come on guys, come on.
We're right here.
Come on, we're right here.
Just have a seat.
Dude, just relax.
Wait, Dealey, don't open it until I say now.
Three.
It's got to be time perfect, though.
Now, just open it right now.
We're just going to keep going, though.
Nobody stop.
Ready?
Ready?
Three, two, one, go.
Come on, through the gate.
Keep going.
I hear you, I hear you, don't worry.
Okay, don't talk, don't talk, don't talk,
we have momentum.
It's still a little bit up, it's almost down.
Break it, go away.
Stop, stop, stop, stop.
What about that?
I should see you fucking hit him.
I would've been crazy if we lost battery
on the bottom, I'm not even saying.
We did it, we're almost there.
We're not done yet.
We're almost fucking there.
We're not done yet.
We're almost fucking there.
a lot of momentum going downhill. Momentum is you, bro.
No, do not have it here. You're right down there.
Why? What's all this? You can sit here.
Oh, gosh.
He just wants to fucking sit down.
Don't make him sit down, bro.
Not my hand do turn. Let's swap.
Okay, this is hard work. I understand.
Okay, here. Go to the right, but keep it front of the break.
Keep it front of the break.
That was a shit.
Are you serious? Are you kidding me?
Quick swap.
Ready? Three, two, one.
Nice.
Grenade?
What?
Grenade?
What does that even mean?
Yeah, what the fuck are you doing?
Chat.
Everyone say one last push.
One last push.
One last push.
One last push.
one ready are you ready yeah I'm ready than you came around I don't give a fuck
do it come here nobody wants to fucking do this besides me well then take the
camera come here take the camera yeah just put your front of the brain
Raw you're not trying to steer all you have to do is just do this
Yeah, you just hold break
I'm ready. I'll literally push. I don't care
It's right. All you have to do is get above this little baby hill and then it's all momentum
I could just steer it the whole time. I'm not gonna get it. I'll push you. What is you sit?
You scream oh these guys are all pussy
So sad
This is the saddest shot I've ever seen
King bro, I'll be wrong with the heart with the bandage bro, please bro like god damn
It's like so sad man, this is not what a team is
Are you ready?
I don't know.
It's on you, dude.
Fucking Marlin, this here would have been a thousand years ago.
Thank you guys.
Thank you, NMS.
Thank you, Glacy Thugs.
Thank you, guys.
Thank you for all the bandages with the hearts.
Bandages?
Do you actually get fucking bandages in my chat right now?
Oh, yeah.
Let me open up your chat.
Let me see.
Yeah.
See?
W-R-O-N.
See?
This is love.
Oh, we would be done if you just pushed us up and played.
What would Unk say right now?
You'd be like, oh, this is Jason from a year from now?
From the Diamond Gym?
Fucking hell.
You son of a bitch.
Hold on.
Ready on three we're gonna push guys make sure to give me subs to push me through
One
Yeah
Come on. Don't stop pushing.
Don't stop pushing. Don't stop pushing, don't stop pushing.
push it off the brakes are working the brakes are working the brakes are working
the brakes are working okay that's as easy let's go W run W fucking run let's go
I did it! I fucking did it!
Let's go! I did it! I did it!
I did it! Oh my god! W!
Oh my god! Let's go! I can't believe I did it!
I did it!
Yall guys I did it!
Kill yourself!
What?
Guys.
Guys just do some W runs.
Guys.
I did it.
You are so fucking Jewish.
Oh, here's time for the beach.
You're actually talking to me.
I'm not talking to you.
I'm not talking to you.
I'm not talking to you.
You're the fucking king of Israel.
I did it.
I can't believe I did it.
I can't believe I fucking did it.
Here you go guys.
I didn't want to play guitar.
I tried killing myself.
W Ron in the chat with a horse.
They gave me one.
They also gave me an apple watch.
I actually fucked an apple watch.
I got it.
Let's go. W. Ron wrote the bandage to the heart.
Where's the camera?
Lacey, bro, you gotta work on pushing.
Lacey, put the two of us to the stage over here.
Huh?
Relax.
I got a piano?
Yeah, I got a piano.
You're gonna learn a different song?
Or relearn one away?
I don't know this time.
I can buy any song you want.
Okay.
You know what you guys, there's no way we gotta do a fucking piano statement now.
No, I'm cool with the piano statement, please don't run away, I can act it.
I've never seen this much gear, oh my gosh, I got a thousand gifted.
Bro, thank you guys, bro, thank you guys so fucking much.
Appreciate the piano.
Appreciate the fifty gifted.
That piano over today, it was actually going in the fucking pool.
Thank you for the hundred gifted.
Set that piano up, it's going in the pool.
Thank you for the fifty gifted.
Thank you for the thousand gifted.
It's going in the pool.
Thank you.
What a guy, bro.
Bro, thank you so much for the thousand gifted.
Oh my god, thank you.
You fucking cheater.
Yeah.
You're still teaching me, I said you couldn't fucking help us.
I hear him yelling, do you live?
Do you already make a band or no?
You set that piano up and you start playing, I see it's going in the pool.
It's going off the fucking balcony.
That was $1,000.
Take it off of my fucking 10k bet, bro.
Your 10k bet's already paid off.
Yeah, it's not.
The vibes are pretty good though now, and we just push that
So boys like let's go take this out maybe we go get a pet
Thank you for the 50 gifted five it and the 10 gifted key and the five gifted thank you
Thank you. Oh, that's a love y'all appreciate that first. I know I've been working hard. Thank you. Thank you y'all
Your boys getting gifted or no?
So hard no
No, you got water for me. Oh
I caught them for a different shit
Bro, you know what?
Just because you did so good close your eyes. I got you again. Oh my god. I got
I don't want that fuck.
I don't want my giviness.
I'm not.
This is too much.
I don't want my giviness.
I'm not.
I got you a golf ball.
Level vid with the 50 kifting.
Say what?
Oh my god.
That's not how that works.
I just wanted to, yes, I just wanted a little, thank you.
Congrats to you, bro.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you.
Thank you a little bit.
All right, well.
It's a good day at work, no?
Fuck, man.
My legs.
Dude, we should have just taken this.
Like, why don't we just take the car?
I told you, bro. Oh, I want to get the golf cart. I told you
Bro, I'm telling you we would have never been here if you were just relaxed
She's got a fucking freak out. Yo, he was freaking out the whole time
Down time in the world and I could say
No, you did your fucking great
Yeah, I see you getting water you deserve that
I don't know why he's not pushing
That's your car. Yeah
Straight on the side of the road damn
That's my man's right. You're good
You want a spider hoodie
You know actually I'll keep it since y'all seem to be so like chillin and buddy buddy ain't shit right now
That's your man's right y'all what I got go say oh
Yeah, put it just put a peanut right here right in the walkway Ron new core member. He's not doing anything important anyways
I'm not a lot if that goes in front of my door. I'm going to break that. I don't give a fuck
No, I don't know because I would not sit out there with your fucking speaker in front of your fucking door
No
I already know how to play.
Exactly.
Ding, ding, ding.
Heads up.
Heads up theory.
So you see how there's like a-
Oh my God.
Can you at least learn?
Good morning.
Wooo.
I'll do it every morning.
I'll go right outside.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
That's brilliant.
That's actually brilliant.
Oh my God.
Bro, I'm gonna start setting this up right now.
What is this?
What the hell?
What the hell?
Motherfucker.
No, no, no, no.
Who's that piano?
I know I'm gonna set this up.
I know, bro.
That's right.
That's right.
Now you're doing that
There's no way this is real
I mean this is you
Marlin has a sober surfer sign above his fucking
are you gonna miss me where you going so I'm gonna basically leave right and
then while I leave they're gonna be doing my entire wall so when we blocked off
about a time I'm actually gonna be done where you going
that's fine oh to Miami yeah but I left two of my luck is it's there so you
left two of your luggage and so I would assume you're just going there picking up
it coming back no not coming back I'm up gold there and then from there
like a day or two.
No, not even.
Like half an hour.
What the fuck?
Nigga, why have you got a split?
No, nigga.
I'm just saying.
We can't.
We're too broke.
So I could go pick up my luggage.
He needs to pick up his luggage in the next two days.
Yo, so, wait.
I don't know if you remember.
Wait.
He also was, you know.
Who was there with me?
We were shopping.
We were shopping.
So how should I set this up, please?
Should I do it right there?
So I'm trying to check.
Put it up, like, right here.
So I'm trying to check.
I'm trying to check.
I'm trying to check.
I'm trying to check.
So I'm trying to
No, wait your sir they got dirty from when he was dead I was from you
Is it from you my shirt was not dirty. He's a 7,000-dollar shirt. It's a altered shirt and no it's not from the asshole
Bro, you know what? I'm gonna tell them right while they're building this. I'm gonna tell them to build a drive-through window
Oh, yeah, I'm up you guys do that. I'm on a set up
I'm gonna set up some shit. Why don't I look at it?
Yo
Let me see him fucking a joint, because he actually has a skylight, and he's addressing.
You see the full dog in the middle of the way there?
It's a pee bag.
He can take it.
It's a little saucy.
Do you mind if I hear it?
He's right here, right?
Yo, you're not building your shit here, bro.
Let's go to sunset, bro.
Let's go to sunset.
You're not building your shit here.
Let's go to sunset, bro.
Stop.
Let's go to sunset, bro.
Let's go to sunset, bro.
Stop.
Let's go to sunset, bro.
Let's go to sunset, bro.
Let's go to sunset, bro.
You just call the sunsets.
I'm watching this.
I'm watching this.
The sunsets!
The sunsets!
I can't protect you.
You're going to beat me up.
I'm out of here.
You're the fight.
I'm leaving Khor.
I'm leaving Khor.
Sunset!
I'm leaving Khor!
I'm leaving Khor.
I'm leaving Khor.
Sunset!
You always watch the sunset.
I watch the sunset all the time.
No!
What?
Bro, we see the sunset.
What?
Bro, I'm not even allowed to see the sunset anymore.
What?
You love the moon.
You love the sunset.
I love the sunset.
Love the sun, look see the sun says.
Yeah, bro.
I know I've, you've never been pussy.
If a nigga was even threatened into throwing a ball,
you would have took them with you.
And nobody would do shit.
Yeah!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
I don't know where to see the sunset today, I don't want to take a shot.
Oh, that's the skin, that's all it takes it to.
So where should I set up the piano?
See that? It's the battle scars.
Look at that.
I've been through it and throughout.
I don't even wanna see the sunset.
Ron, go check out the sunset.
Is the sunset really nice tonight?
All right, so we're gonna do it, right?
You sit up there. You want me to put on the balcony?
No.
Oh my God.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh my God.
You're trying to fall out.
The theater.
He dropped my keyboard.
Look at this.
Drop it.
You dropped your keyboard.
You got bubbles on.
You got bubbles on.
You did this.
There's something in there.
The theater is a little piece of art.
No, because right here, if I put it there, every morning I could put a speaker in there.
there. The theater is a lot. No, because right here, if I put it there, every morning I could
put a speaker to your room and down here. That would be so crazy if you just woke up
and one day it was just on the ground. It would be on the ground, you're right up there.
That would be so crazy if one day we all just woke up dead. What are you talking about?
What are you talking about? What is wrong? They're gonna sue you. Sill bro.
All right, Lacey, you want to check out the sunset? I heard you love sunsets.
If you tell me who is actually murdered, I guess I will sue you.
You're gonna die.
You're not gonna be me. My lawyer's name is Lucas Goldstein. You're not a beauty.
I'm trying to sue you.
What? Goldstein?
Yeah, my lawyer's name.
Goldstein.
Yep.
You're not winning that money.
And he's a do-it-so. I could tell.
Good luck suing me.
For sure.
I have absolutely nothing in my name.
I'll sue you. I'll sue you. You're trying to kill me.
You know what? I got you, bro. I got you.
What the fuck? You got me, right?
Because now we have her on camera, so now she's on the witness side.
Okay, well, see you.
That's a big thing.
You're fucking going to buy that more.
I'm not even thinking of it.
We should go wash the sunset.
I'm not going to do that.
You're going to say somebody got to go in the pool.
Let's go wash the sunset.
I'm okay.
I'm bad at washing the sunset.
You love the sunset.
Jason, how much do you love the sunset?
I feel like you talk about it all the time.
Wait, why is that going to have one thing
with your arm in it?
At the station, right?
No, no, no.
When you kept raising his arm,
we kept raising your arm.
Is it like that?
$58
I have it on camera. He made me drop it cuz you said stop stop stop and then I fell fuck you
Now what if I said fuck you, Inc. Fuck you
See
I've seen everything though, like I've seen like a whole guy, a whole guy, a big black man comes down.
I'm just gonna put a speaker hugging your thing though so you can hear me when I'm practiced.
Huh?
Kios are always at the entrances of the house.
I'm gonna go to the Jesus tree in the road too.
Oh jeez, I'm gonna go set something up.
What do you think? Right here?
This is a good spot, right here?
Selfie, right here?
Roll.
A lot. I got my final high school, these coming sausage fingers.
I'm pretty sure I'm a beast right now.
I'm a beast, too.
Yeah.
How's that a lot?
You have a pretty lot.
Your whole face.
Alright, I'll be in the field.
Sir Julian Sbrow!
No, no kill, I'm gonna see the sunset.
Drop me if you wanna see the sunset.
Ladies, I got a pee, okay?
Mm-hmm.
Just tell them what they want to see.
I don't know what they want to see though.
What's that here?
Oh
Yes, happy messages up
Do you see yourselves?
There's a glare.
I can't see it.
Somebody who's leaving this party with nobody.
I'm sweaty.
Yeah, all that work.
I'll switch it up to sunset. Come on.
I can't believe we did this, Seth.
We really did hit. Drop some Ws.
No, Bobby! Why did you pick Seth up?
Uh, because of a lot.
You did that?
Yeah.
I did.
I did.
I did.
I did.
I did.
I did.
I did.
I did.
I did.
Yeah, it was so nice though.
Damn. Now I get why he wanted to see the sunset.
This shit is beautiful.
Hey, what are y'all talking about?
Who's screaming?
Who's screaming?
Go get the fuck out!
Never gonna leave you
Never gonna
And ask the wonder where my side is
I don't want my life!
Shut the fuck up you little shits!
Where the fuck are you?
Let me.
I just told you.
And these little pilots didn't know what they were.
And they don't know what they asked me to take before for them.
That's it now. I know what demons will world though.
Wait, so what's your video?
I know what people are looking for.
Throw it in the head.
What do you remember?
That's what it is.
That's how hard you can to bring people to school.
No, no, no.
It's not hard.
And then you run.
How do you say I don't know?
But he can't smell.
I don't know.
I know he can't.
I see you pain.
Oh.
What?
Dude, that's weird.
What are you doing here?
I mean, the sun is full.
But he just got a guitar.
I don't know what I'm doing.
What's not going to go in there?
Shall I just throw it in the fucking-
You're ruining it.
You're ruining it.
That's not going to fucking kids.
No, we should get a gun.
What the fuck?
I'm playing, you see me playing a fucking guitar.
You want to know when you become so mean and tough, you know?
I'll play it myself.
You on my phone, bro?
I got some, bro.
Oh, just chill.
Let me see, bro, like this.
I swear, I'm not going to do no weird shit.
I promise.
I just don't want to play the guitar.
I'm not going to play the guitar.
I'm not going to play the guitar.
I'm not going to play the guitar.
Oh
Now you guys can't get each other on the bulldo you guys look you don't even got it like that though
He's got real-life anger management.
His initial response is to put me in a headlock.
It's easy, man.
It's all gone.
It's gripping my shit.
You're the fuck! You're the fuck you!
Oh!
You're the fuck.
Fuck this shit.
Bro, Jason, come on, on a peace treaty.
Bro, come on, on a peace treaty.
Bro, Jason, come on, on a peace treaty.
Bro, come on, on a peace treaty.
Bro, come on.
Bro, Jason, come on, on a peace treaty.
How shall I do it? How shall I do it?
You got better anyway, come on.
Oh, it's your final god, it's...
Agrippa, I'm in it.
Ladies, you can't further do it.
Oh, his initial response was to put me in a headlock.
Just because he gets that...
No, because he gets it.
Me and you are perfect tonight.
I don't want to go anymore.
I took his idea out of there.
That wasn't my idea.
Agrippa, where are you?
That was not my idea.
That was that biggest idea.
He really fights for some reason over water.
I'm just gripping my skin and shit.
Yeah.
It's a little aggressive.
Is he a droid?
You break you by, you break you by.
I'm not breaking.
I'm just saying don't smack this if you want to get it.
Hey.
All right.
You're going to get a worse outcome of it than him.
Oh, you're chill.
I'm going to crash.
Tell him to tell you right now.
Oh, Jerry.
I'm going to take a little pause in your face.
Don't get mad.
I'm warning you.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
I'm gonna get mad, I'm warning you.
Hold on, hold on.
Dang it, dang it, some balls are here.
Are you gonna let it happen now?
Jason, let me hold it.
I'm telling you right now,
if he digs both of them in my face,
what you gonna do?
This is turf right here.
You gonna hold this?
Yeah, hold this.
I'm gonna do him worse than Jason.
I promise you, I'm gonna do him worse than Jason.
I'm gonna do you worse than Jason.
I promise you.
Gary, come here.
Do nothing in my face.
I'm gonna do your worst adjacent.
What does that mean?
You found out.
So you're gonna hurt me over what?
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
What happened to us, y'all?
We used to have fun.
We are having fun, but you know, there's always a certain limit to things.
Really?
Because off stream at the gas station, you were humping my little shit.
I was humping your shit.
It's the whole little shit.
I was humping your shit.
Or were you caught on a camera, pulling down your fucking pants and showing your asshole to everybody?
Wait, so what was on the documentary?
No, that's fucking, you know what that is?
offending the public
Oh, for sure.
Nah, he throwin' the bulldozer, there's no way he's dead, guys.
Yeah, right now.
Oh, that's not a no.
That's not a no.
Me personally.
That's what they're all sayin' about.
Oh, yeah.
That's what they're all sayin' in the chat.
Oh, me personally, I would not get, I would not get dead like that by wrong.
So...
Look, you don't wanna talk to you?
So now we're gonna start a fake war because you told me to smash a water balloon on its head.
I'm not gonna lie, I'm gonna keep the bug.
Words who roll.
Nigga, if he mad at anybody, nigga, he should be mad at John.
Wait, why?
Nigga, John is the one that was gonna do it.
Yeah, that's what Suki said to you, Suki said to you that John was plotting the entire thing, but you can't get John, so that's why you had to do it, right?
Sam got that.
I'm like that.
I'm like that.
No, because when Suki gave me-
John did smile.
Yeah, he was like, you're the ear to ear, smiling in front of the camera.
He was like, yo, I'm gonna do it right now, but can you take it for us? I'm not taking it for us.
I know somebody who will, though.
And he said, I gave it to you.
I said, yo, Ron, do it.
And he was like-
He pulled my finger really badly.
How?
So he pulled my fingers back for some reason.
That's engine rage.
That's what I'm saying.
Unnecessary I think I got mad. I see it in his face
I've so I got triple chins you could not get that shit. What's he's not like he's not like
I was literally skipping away
Like when I smashed, you know, I'm talking about you couldn't I'm running mom talk about like like the fact that he really like
We're about to get the scoop right now.
Wait, is anyone made the essential dick?
You okay?
I don't know about that.
It wasn't?
Like, you got essential dick.
Wait, so John did it, and he's mad at me now.
John told me to be-
Nah, I'm not gonna lie.
I'm just like, man, bro.
We gotta see how mad he gets.
I'm gonna get the glove.
Okay, get the inside scoop.
Go see inside the scoop.
Like, on the line?
He's over there, like, talking to himself, like, pounding.
He's like, he was getting wet.
He was a bitch.
He was getting wet.
He was getting wet.
He was talking to himself, like, going through it.
Oh, so he's not wet.
He's the autistic.
He's talking to himself, like going through it.
Oh shit, he's not working.
Is he autistic?
I think he does sometimes.
No, they're in the gym.
Is he getting in?
Is he getting a lift in?
No, he's trying.
He might be going to the lion.
Yo, he's in the gym.
Oh my god, he's big.
Now he's walking.
Oh, is that gloves?
Oh, he got the gloves in his head.
He got the gloves off.
Why does he have gloves on?
He's trying to go find you.
He's trying to find me.
He's trying to find the other gloves.
Cause I think I want you one better.
Let's read the child. What did you just say?
I mean, he's getting walksie-goes.
Who? Who do you think he's having a fight with?
What a bummer.
I'm going in that guy now, Lee.
Who do you want to fight with?
Come on, you told me. Come on.
No, I'm the time to hold the camera and tell you, Joe got to get it.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm fake pussy. I'm fake pussy.
What? I did hear him say,
oh my god, he always plays too much.
He did say that. He was walking like that.
Did you hear that, too? He said, he always plays too much.
I don't think he's lecture I think.
All they can pay are these disabled.
He might have lost a few.
Yeah he did!
What the fuck is that?
Play it that way.
Jason?
I didn't want to move.
I got a good news.
What?
I'm snitching.
Oh no.
It's already six.
Oh.
I'm not doing that.
I already got me.
You got to watch it.
No, no, the camera's cut.
It's up.
Oh, he's done.
I'm pretty good.
You know, you're not doing that to us, though.
I'm not doing that.
See, John was like, I'm just going to be a good guy here.
John was like, word for word.
He's like, ah, Suki.
Suki, come here.
I don't want to take the blame, but I want to do it.
So he's like, I'm not doing that,
but I know a real demon who's going to do that.
So Suki came to me, gave me the water balloon,
and said, I'm going to grab his guitar, smash her.
Where's my debt? He said that I didn't say I'm a Brad is guitar smash it first of all most. No you said you said
Then maybe said I don't want to wear his guitar. I said, okay
I said that I said that oh
I will beat you up.
You're gonna cheat.
You're right. I want to hurt you.
Yeah, because you scared me.
Look, why the content's making Jason look crazy.
It kind of...
Guys, I'm gonna leave core. I have...
No, you're having a broken arm.
I'll beat the shit out of you with one hand, that's bad.
I just heard Jason say the content's making me look crazy.
I mean, you have to go too.
Yeah, I know, that means it's a little...
He fucked up my finger, by the way.
He pulled all my fingers back when I was on the ground.
I don't kill you, you have to get the guitar too.
You have to get the guitar.
Probably on the way.
So now y'all off to the car.
This side is making me crazy out here.
Somebody let me go crazy out here.
But I was like, why are you going to see Brad?
I'm the bad side of it.
Because I stopped this shit in 2024.
This is 2026.
Bigger said stop making me look crazy.
Now I told you bro, I'm not allowed to do this anymore.
But I didn't, I didn't think that you would get me.
I'm not allowed to do this anymore.
I'm not allowed to do this anymore.
I'm not allowed to do this anymore.
I'm not allowed to do this anymore.
I'm not allowed to do this anymore.
crazy
I didn't I didn't think that you would get mad over that
But I
Did you know what he did water balloons smashed on my fucking head
Oh, I lose our friendship to manipulate. That's what he did. I got my delivery. I felt that you fucked up my finger
I'm already in the book. I got to go. We didn't even think you'd go smash the water on his head like that
You literally said smash the water on his head you thought I knew that
Now I'm not making myself look crazy now now you making me look crazy
I told you to smash it on his head you say I said smash it on
Do it do it do it do it do it? Yeah, they go what am I thinking you'll smash it on his head. Oh, he's gonna leave core you dead set
But oh you
Like this and it squeezed I didn't actually smack it on his head watch the bod
Well, do you know this lives? Yeah, watch the bod
I can do it, don't say that.
Yo, one of your balls popped.
My ball popped out of my pocket.
Ha ha, look at you grabbing your fists.
He said the cops would make him look crazy.
What, Jason?
No, I can get you with the money.
You gotta leave.
Jason!
Is he packing?
You got the first one?
I fucked up my finger.
Oh, God.
What happened?
You're mad at me?
Not mad at anyone.
So then why you don't want to bounce with me tonight?
I'm a little bit.
I'm just gonna start a war.
Oh my God, you're using this.
Oh my God, he's using this.
Oh, this is the kind of thing.
This isn't the end.
What do you have to do tonight?
What do you have to do tonight?
Oh my God.
No way.
No way.
No way.
No way.
No way.
No way.
No way.
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
Can you read some of them?
Oh my god, he's in Lacy's room!
Oh my god, you're in Lacy's room!
Not the bare bricks!
Oh, bro.
I'm out, I'm out.
Come on, Jay, come on, Jay.
Come on, Jay, come on.
So, come here.
So, come here.
Let's go to the bathroom.
Let's go to the right bathroom.
Come on, boy.
Fuck you.
What the...
Oh, Jay.
Bro, Veeam, come on, Veeam.
Oh, Jay.
I don't think so.
Jason!
Oh, I think he's right.
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
Bro, Jay!
Chad, is this the end of core?
Gigi's in the chat.
How is he...
Why are you putting it on home? I don't know where you go!
Why are you putting it on home? I don't want to borrow it!
Bro, to be honest, Bob...
He got his protein in it. That's respect.
He's eating a protein bar.
That's part of the bandage right there.
It's not gonna be fun with him, bro.
Bro, we just follow him around the rest of the streets.
Bro, today, bro...
Bro, today, let's call him.
Hey, hey!
What's that?
How do you do that?
Anyone?
Listen to me.
It is not.
It's not.
Jason, Jason, Jason, come on, Jay.
No, he's leaving, no, no, no, no, no, no, Jason, don't happen to make that, no, Jason.
I'm coming with you.
come with you. Jason, I'm gonna come with you. Jason, don't leave. No, don't leave. Oh,
he's not leaving. Oh, he's trying to fight some of you. You hit? Yeah, fight the fucking
You're my favorite streamer, I'm sorry.
I don't want to take the hands or full, the only way, the only way I ever see you fight
everyone, you got to do some outlayness in this, don't go to the spaces, no way you
I'm probably gonna do that
Suki I'm not fighting him. I
Can admit when I get my ass feet you can't oh
Shit game
I'm admitting that
You wouldn't you wouldn't me at least me
You can't admit it
I'm admitting it. I'm admitting it. He would be my ass, but you you're scared to admit it because you have pride
And you couldn't do that
This house don't close on a jay. That's me and me that I'm sorry gang everybody else Marlon
Marlon's beating your ass tail. So keep down
Infect you bro, don't let it affect you
Don't be mad don't be mad
Okay, so she not gonna make fun of you bro, too. Oh, you're good, bro. You're good
I'm gonna pray that Jason ever thought of your face that you did. I don't you know, it's crazy
Now Jason's feeling like the man
That's crazy
You can't say the same.
Word to bro, you're not putting them on.
Word to bro, I am.
You're fine, bro.
What are you gonna look?
Word to folk.
Word to folk, I'm sorry.
You're okay, dude.
So, word to your mother, this hand is good,
and Jason put the gloves to your chest,
you're fighting him.
Yes.
Then you're pussy, nigga.
Pussy, now what?
You had the gloves and you didn't do shit.
You're gonna get the pussy.
Go play more rivals, bro, come on, bro.
Go back and more rivals, dude.
You're okay.
You're good, bro.
You're good.
Pussy.
He's so bad.
He's cool.
He's so bad.
You know what I mean?
One person in this house is going to get away with it.
Needs his wife.
Yeah, you're the one.
You're the one.
You're treating things like he's pulling me with it.
You're treating things like he's shooting y'all.
Well, you're the kid.
I mean, you don't get it.
No, he's going to just put the gloves on your face and say,
why don't you make you walk away?
It's fine, bro.
We still look at you like a man, bro.
We're going to go back into your face.
Back into your face.
Walk around this house.
Don't look at your face.
And Nick is just like,
He did the same shit to you.
All around
So pussy
I never see
I see you dirty fight. I never thought I'd see that.
I don't think I'd fight.
You put your face in the A-bomb and said,
here, you're trying to do something?
So you did.
And this is what you did.
Not put those back in the trunk or your hands
are shaking.
Facts, yeah.
This is what I did.
The n- the n- the n- n- n- n- n- n- n- n- n- n- n- n- n- n- n- n- n- n- n- n- n- n- n- n- n- n- n- n- n- n- n- n- n- n- n-
single-handedly went to you right here, shook you, put his arm around your fucking
neck, grabbed your fucking arms, you couldn't move, brought you to the fucking ground,
brought you back up, dragged you around the entire pool, dragged you to the
the test inside the pool and drowned him.
He's pussy.
What the fuck?
Out of his right, right?
Out of his right.
He's pussy.
Walks away.
I didn't get the statement.
Now he walks away butters.
Says the statement really loud, walks away, so no rebuttal.
At least he took the fight, though.
I took the fight.
I took the fight.
He took it.
He took it.
But he was pushing back.
You're looking at me.
Now you're looking at me.
He's taking a look at me.
At this point, I think that could be his ass.
I'm scared of chasing.
Get out of here.
Get out of here.
You're fucking mostly asleep.
Because you thought I was crazy.
You think I had a fight with him?
Brought him up, dragged him out of the pool,
and put him in the nicest.
And put him in that nice,
good-most friend moment.
I gotta take another shower.
I gotta take another shower.
I gotta take another shower.
What do you think of that?
What do you think of that?
At the end of the day,
at least we did fight.
That's all I'm saying.
Enjoy more rounds.
No, I thought it wasn't.
What's he doing?
What's he?
I said it loud.
That's why he said it.
I don't know where he's going.
No, um, I'm going to go to the...
to the... to the nigga...
that nigga in the scary room.
You walked right past me.
You know what, he's fat. I hadn't seen him say a single thing to your face.
No, exactly. That's why he's looking at you.
You're going the wrong way dude good turn
Did you just snitch to the CEO?
The CEO would tell me?
Bro, I need to confide my feelings into somebody.
Alright, how does it rate sound?
You get it?
Look out this way.
Thank you.
Sam, that's crazy.
You don't have to knock the silky gate around the water balloon.
We'll get rid of the water balloon.
Oh, it's on?
I did.
I did.
I actually knocked the gate up as well, because I never seen...
Like, you're dead as a fighter, you're a stout.
You got silky skin in the water.
Oh, God, you're dead.
I'm not dead.
I'm not dead.
I'm not dead.
I'm not dead.
God you did like that's some shit. Don't work. That's some shit. Don't work. You're just too scared to make it
Pick on the small but you know, you know, I'm gonna be my I'm gonna ask you but you're not gonna say to the guy
That's gonna be his ass. That's the crazy thing on the smoke. Okay. I never said I wanted to punch you game
We could I said
Exactly silence
Hey, the ice man is the nice man now. I'm hot and cold you said ice man used to be the nice man now
time of course I didn't see him take a water balloon scratch on his head he
see his eyes yo I see this people just go like this his people's are like this
he chased the nigga down he chased the nigga down he grabbed him like this
his body's fucking neck sat him on the ground and he was like you know what this is not enough
he brought him back up went around the entire pool he did a lot this nigga did a lot with
this nigga in his fucking arm he took a grown man's neck in his fucking arms and did a lot
around the pool went inside it starts at one feet I'm not bad I'm sorry when it's
side it starts at one feet he went to ten feet and dropped him in a pool he got back
out he dropped them back in he said that's not enough what's in his car
got his clothes put it in his face I said somebody needs to get this and Ron
said nobody right no no no I made it closer and it started getting really
No, no, it's fine. Everyone said, not again, I don't want to get my eyes beat.
Yo, like that, man. Hold on, this is about to go down right now.
I know this is the reaction I want to give.
So I'm pretty sure he started with you giving you the gloves.
Oh, he started with me?
That's who he-
I'm not wearing a ranch, I'm not wearing a ranch. That's what he said.
He started with me?
with me. He started with me. He brought the gloves out and put it in my face.
That wasn't even there at the car yet. I was walking towards the car.
You know what he's doing right now? He's big sucking his way out of put on the gloves
that you saw him use. Oh, shit. Yeah, I told you, I would literally wear Jason down, go
five rounds with Jason, and you could fight him after those five rounds and you still would
not do it. You're pussy. That's why they get ass.
How could you not fight Jason at the five rounds?
You're pussy, nigga!
Put your clothes on!
Stop ducking him!
You're a grown man, nigga!
You scared to get hit!
You're pussy!
Stop living your life on the edge, nigga!
You're pussy, nigga!
You're pussy!
You're pussy!
You're pussy!
You're pussy!
Oh my god!
Fuck!
Shit!
Actually, you know, as you're getting so mad at a nigga, you can just fucking choke
you out, put you in a fucking pool, bring you back up, choke you out again, go get his
I said yo I want to fight you and you say no you're gonna beat me up.
What the fuck?
You a man or you a bitch?
Go do something nigga.
Fuck suit up.
The fuck?
She's gonna be mad.
He just tries to guess.
You guys want to sit here for another 30 seconds, I'm going to swap the TV battery.
No, he's dead ass not even alive.
I put it in my tab right up.
What?
Matter?
Matter?
Bro, I'm not even kidding. If you guys all just grab your ankles, I think you guys would be core again.
You can't grab his ankles.
Yeah, actually, also I don't think you can do that.
Well, grab my ankles?
And spell run.
I could definitely grab my ankles and spell run.
No the fuck you can't.
You're not flexible enough.
You're not.
You see, you always talk about put on the gloves, but I haven't said you grab your ankles and spell run once. That's what's weird.
Should I say thank you, thank you, thank you while I'm doing it too?
Yeah, you could also say as my income backwards.
I don't give a fuck.
You just told me that it's gonna make you feel better if I grab my fucking ankles
and sit there and say, oh yeah, are you in?
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
I need to introduce you.
That's a problem.
Yo, I got a boat, yo.
Bro, I got a boat, and you know what I noticed?
You know what I actually noticed?
Like real tall, like no screaming or nothing.
I noticed he's on hots when Marlon's not here.
You notice that too?
Oh yeah, Marlon would put it on you, is he calling right now?
I watched Jason beat up Marlon.
You know what else is in here to put him in this place?
I know. Oh my god, I don't even want to talk about that.
That's not even worth arguing on, it's not worth it.
Yeah, nice.
Do you know what the matter really is?
What's that?
You're not always one step ahead, bro.
Yeah, no.
I'm sorry for putting you in the headlong.
Oh my god, that's so sorry.
That's a W.
Oh
I'm sorry mom was thinking like that.
No, no, no, I'm not saying.
Alright mom, you should have gone to bed, babe.
I'm sorry, man.
That was too much.
I'm sorry I blacked out.
I told you, did I tell you?
I see this pupil in his eyes, he went mad and small.
He turned around and he just looked at that.
Come on, come on.
I can't hear her.
I can't hear her.
I was like, what's going on?
He went right in your leg.
She was crazy.
The dark road was too big, bro.
I'll lie to you. He actually might have my glasses on.
Mate, I'm dead.
Someone make their gift. Have a good viral.
Man, I'm dead.
Oh my god, two gifts in ten seconds?
I think I was just broke playing hard. I think I choked out.
Dude.
Dude, you know what?
I'm your dude.
For what? I didn't even do nothing to you.
They can do that.
They can do that.
Of course they do that to me.
They can do that to nobody.
He's just almost dying.
Nah, man.
Nah, you know what's the matter?
You need to throw the gloves on with me.
Oh, what?
Oh, what?
What do you want to do?
What?
Fuck, you're gonna have to do it right now.
Shit.
Crazy.
You gotta get the gloves right out of here.
You gotta get the courts out of that.
How they suit, hey.
You know what's crazy?
He's dirty?
No, if you do it to Silk,
you'll get a tax half a street.
So he's killing me when they get down there.
They'll probably fight him, just do this the whole time.
Jason will do the body set.
They'll end up going five rounds.
What I'm thinking is, when you scream, it's impossible.
It's physically impossible to talk to him.
It's physically impossible. You can't talk to him.
You literally can't talk to him.
If you try to hold a conversation, it's impossible.
This chap, bro.
He's going to keep going.
Who's making that wall?
Hey, put it on.
Listen, there's someone.
Jason Jason's down.
Who's making that wall?
Who's removing that wall?
So, whoa, just clear that.
This is a trouble.
Look at Jason doing that.
Hey, what's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
You all right, chat, bro?
Everyone just keep calling me a crybaby and it's really affecting me, bro.
I'm really sorry I didn't fight Jason.
I'm sorry, y'all.
I'm so sorry, man.
I got told to throw a water balloon and obviously when I got put in a choke hold, I didn't expect it was for real.
I think anyone wouldn't expect that for a water balloon.
And then I got gassed by Sylvie.
Sorry y'all.
This chat is so bad. It's really bad.
Oh
I mean I'm just gonna have to do this for the next like four weeks
Oh
I don't know, body shots only in some places, dude.
Let's go, let's go.
What the fuck is going on?
I don't have my mobile phone.
The way you were gassing is fighting though?
Wait, have you fought before? You suddenly had teeth.
Cause I wanna see a headshot.
Oh, have you fought before?
Yes.
Really?
Yes.
You have videos?
Yes.
Seriously?
Yes.
Can you show me some?
Yes.
Can I see it?
Yes.
Are you gonna shout at me?
You can get it too.
Oh!
Now I have not fought, I'm a civilian.
Okay, you're not 16.
You're 16.
Are you short?
Pretty positive.
I'm pretty sure you're not 12, no?
Fuck it.
He's talking to me.
He's giving me the blows.
I'm not.
You're saying you're not 16?
No, I'm saying you're 12.
Yeah, I have this.
You realize that box, right?
Oh, you think you did box?
Yeah.
Oh, I forgot.
I'm excited to see this.
I got front row tickets.
I got to put on a brown shirt.
It's apparently on the next.
I'm just waiting patiently for my turn.
Bro go record your streamer dude. It's pissing bro. Go get him
You got a sense of the predicament
I was just trying to be cute with them, and then you were a demon. I give it to you. You're demon
I bet
It's hot
You got nice tires
Just let me in I need to 85 something back if you do
Why do I see...
I can't, bro.
No, go get your streamer, dude!
Oh, he's pacing, bro.
Go find your streamer, dude!
I bet.
Got it?
Yes.
What was that, bro?
I gotta put on the gloves after.
Hey!
Well, who?
I have to do it, I guess.
I'm with whatever, bro.
What a chick.
I'm down, I'm down, I'm standing. Hello.
What, what, you want that?
If I had two arms, I would kick you out of my feet and knock your bitch's ass out.
You don't know, you don't know the Stormies?
Son, you know the Stormies?
It's lightning and thunder.
Really, really.
That's so the surface I have so much trouble with.
Get up.
I have a lot of test-takers.
Is he transition all the time?
Say oh God.
Ahhhh.
The other semester I had, I was open to my students.
You had to get together. What is that?
What is that?
Bro, bro, you put it for me.
What the fuck?
Nigga, do you want me to strip all my fucking sweats?
Yeah, yeah, it's fine, bro.
Is this funny? Is this funny, bro?
No, no, no, no, no.
It's funny.
You don't put on a sweatshirt.
You put on fucking WWE P-P, I like sorts.
WWE.
Boxes.
There are boxes?
Yeah.
Why didn't you get those?
I had these for real.
I had them for real.
Look at that.
I had these for like $1,000.
I could box much money.
They didn't get them.
You could all have that for a minute.
So he's actually live on Patreon?
You been live on Patreon this whole time?
Yeah, I don't know why I'm all so happy with it.
Like, something on YouTube.
So it's a recent boxing concert?
Huh?
It's not.
It's not.
It's a lot.
I don't think it seems to be so much.
Oh, OK.
I think that's a prize.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Poof.
Poof.
Huh?
No.
Yeah.
You OK?
You OK?
You sure?
Mm-hmm.
When you talk to my, you talk to me.
No, I don't have a look.
I don't know my ass.
You just guessed everything I'm doing.
I can, I'm literally just sitting here
not saying a word and you're guessing.
Sure, sure.
It's your feet, brother.
I, I've been sitting like this the whole time.
Oh, okay.
Ha, ha, ha.
Ha, ha, ha.
Wait, I, I, I don't know what you're talking about.
Ha, ha, ha.
Now I'm gonna put you up in the kitchen.
Now I'm gonna put you up in the kitchen.
Now I'm gonna put you up in the kitchen.
Now I don't want shit, bro.
All right, now.
Now I don't want shit.
So, you're gonna go home.
Are you guys gonna go home to Arizona?
Like, are you guys playing to kill or is it gonna be boring?
Fuck this far, bro.
So kill, though.
Like, you guys are talking shit, and I don't pay to kill you.
Do you want a box?
Do you want a box?
I don't want to say it.
Do you want a box?
That's a 2B1, you guys.
I don't care.
Just pay to kill.
No, this is going to pussy shit.
It'd be the biggest that talk.
Yeah, but it's a 2B1.
What the hell?
What the hell?
What the hell?
What the hell?
What the hell?
Oh!
Oh!
Guys, guys, guys!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Oh!
Oh!
Go after me while I'm holding the camera, because you can't while I'm free.
You're bleeding from the nose already.
Oh my god, you're bleeding from the nose already.
This is not normal.
So who's here to actually have fun?
Who's here to have fun?
Me, so can this, that's over here.
Me too.
And me?
Yeah, that's cool.
And it's cool when we go to the actual gym.
We'll actually start playing for a long time.
Oh
Get it boys
That's your son.
One, two, three, four.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
That's it.
Damn!
Yeah!
All right, Billy.
It's time.
I guess, uh, throw me the gloves.
You told me I have to, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You told me I have to, right?
Right.
I'm sorry.
You just gasped that whole thing and now I'm not going to...
Alright.
So I just got a little crazy the whole time.
I'm asking for it.
Oh my God, I've never...
Am I crazy to sell this?
I can't wait.
I can't wait.
Hold on.
Hang on.
You can back off the bike.
I had to.
Yeah.
This is mine.
Oh, my God.
This isn't yours.
I swear to God.
I think I might make this.
I'll teach you how to do it.
I'll ask you to do that.
What?
I'm just sitting here.
Huh?
I'm just sitting here.
I want you to get nice.
I like it.
I worked for one year so far.
Let's go.
What?
One week is better than enough.
You got lacy on your big arm.
Can't use it.
Scary shit.
Don't exaggerate because it's a defense.
Thought I'd realize it.
If I had two hands.
It's a Jason.
I'm not trying to be an asshole with you.
You really have got nothing to do with that.
What?
I'm worried about it.
I should.
You would broke my ribs?
I'm trying not to, but I need to think of something right here, is it?
Yeah.
Not about a shot?
Not about a shot.
Like, you probably would have been like, slow motion, and then would have cut to like an X-ray of your ribs, and would have like...
Oh my God, I ripped apart.
Damn.
But at least you guys didn't spar.
Like, it's a good thing you guys didn't.
Who wasn't even trying?
I
Must we go build it right now in your room. He's building your room and then bring it out here
You know
I mean, no, there's definitely a clear winner
I mean, it's a stide-off set.
Stop, bro.
I mean, obviously, someone won, they didn't just do it for fun, obviously, they're playing
to win, but they're humble, so they're going to say you don't spar to win.
I mean, it's just true.
Oh, so he won.
No.
That's not what I meant.
I never go for a winner.
I go for you serving the blade.
So you lost.
Really, dude?
So you lost?
Really dude?
I mean, they said that I lost a little bit of my time.
I mean, I don't know if I'm going to say that I lost, but when you actually go to the footage
and you actually see the hits versus blocks, you get a little different.
Who's your body?
I see your body.
Oh, your red kid's coming over here.
Did I do this?
No way.
Oh, you've been hit?
That's right.
Look at the little friend.
That's something like a dude.
That was a little friend.
There's the image.
That's the image.
That's the image.
That's the image.
That's the image.
That's the image.
That's the image.
That's the image.
What the fuck?
That's true.
Camera.
Come on, Brad.
That's true.
You can take those right here, right?
I love it.
I'm gonna love it.
I'll give you a hug.
I don't want to take a punch.
This is where once I get this cast off,
I'm gonna get back in the ring.
I'm actually gonna get this.
You know what I'm saying?
Because I've seen you do your little right hook and that little big punch shape.
You did that as train boxing?
I used to do it. I trained boxing with three months. I was actually telling him I was going to fight you.
You don't have to lie to me. I'm your man. You have a girlfriend already. You don't have to lie to me girls.
Alright, shit.
Check it out.
Not as well as you guys. Just do a little core handshake. You might as well.
I mean you did dodge after you tried to put the gloves on just sounds you're saying
I'm going to put it on the hand.
You need to try to put it on the chain.
You got to pull that one thing out of your mouth.
Wait, what is it?
Yep!
Come on, brothers.
Come on, guys.
You're all good.
Oh, I know what it is.
Well, everything I'm doing right now is really...
Ow!
I'm going to build piano.
We'll try for the last three hours.
Pat on the back?
What do you want me to do?
Step you up or y'all gonna get shot at?
I'm gonna get shot at.
I'm not gonna do it.
I'm gonna get shot at.
You're gonna get shot at?
I wanna get shot at.
Let him do it, bro.
I didn't want to do it.
Let him do it.
When we end?
Let him do it.
Oh, I'm down.
Anyone can record it.
I need to get it in.
You're right.
I'll have that.
No.
Oh, it's not even.
He said, oh, it's not even.
I'm down for that.
I'm not gonna shoot him.
I'm saying y'all don't even do it for the love of my life.
I'm gonna get shot at.
That's kind of what I'm designed for.
Oh, you want to puss me the body on the guitar.
Oh!
Now, huh?
That little...
I'm going with one...
I don't even know how to puss me the guitar.
I don't know how to puss me the guitar.
I'm not going to say things like this.
You're not even going to say anything like this.
I'm not going to say anything like this.
I'm always sorry.
I'm always sorry.
I'm always sorry.
I know I'm trying to get my hands on my body
So you got me, you put on me
So I'm trying to get my hands on my body
It's buggy
Now I'll do it all straight.
Alright boys, good fucking stream, I love you boys, I'm gonna see you straight tomorrow
y'all probably live super early this time and tomorrow I'm gonna do science
experiments so yeah let me boys they'll be streamed thank you for all the stuff
thank you for all donations thank you to anyone who followed it gets a little
pair of social pretty quick it's a fucking I mean that's just how streaming
is but fuck it I'm sure I'll see a bunch of TikToks a bunch of Twitter comms
saying