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05-20-2026 ยท 6h 56m
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They ain't nothing on this
They ain't nothing they say
Hey, we don't have a way to stay
That's true
Oh, yeah
I'm in the audience beach, boy
Nothing in my life is gonna be the same
They put my money in it
Cuz now they're free to game
Free game
I'm real, I'm a fly, bitch I'm in my own place
Nothing in my life is gonna be the same
I'm the, the, the, the
Total beast, you're the play
I'm the, the, the, the
Total beast, you're the play
You're the, you're the play
Ain't nothing gonna be the same, ain't nothing gonna be the same
I got her for what I don't want, I don't want any light in it
I thought I'd throw these things but I want a white-ey-hole
Can't make it, we can't bleed, I feel straight at home
Can't make it, we can't bleed, I ain't tryna fight it off
Get it all right, night, yeah, I had one night here, I had one night here
I told my brother, come back, got a bad daughter at home
I got camera on my neck, I'm gonna close it all
She got your heart on my face, she's a nasty mole, nasty bitch, nasty bitch
God, now, I like you crazy, killing the master, now
My life's so crazy, glad you give us the happy
I told you, need a week, you can stay scared, she's a shit
I've been a movie, bitch, like a cat on bed
New y'all know I'm a piece of face, like a girl face
Now I'm taking fucking life, I'm taking my life
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Can you hear me?
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Yo killer code was absorbed was good Chris was good pause the music DJ pause the music guys
Dude
That feeling when stable Ronaldo is doing his P.O. box today
today
What is this evil? Yo today is the fucking PO box. Can I get a hell yeah?
Yeah, let me close my music yo listen listen listen today is the fucking PO box
I haven't opened up my PO box in a fucking month. I'm a little bit worried. I don't know what the fuck you guys think you're doing
But I'm reading the names of some of these fucking packages, bro, and it's like stable name yahoo
I saw someone send me something named Lucas Goldstein, and then it said please read important like bro
Yo, this is like this is getting out of hand now. This is getting out of hand now, bro
This is this is getting out of hand now, bro
No driving segment L. Oh, by the way, I think it's a good time to tell you guys
My name is stable Ronaldo Ronnie Nets. I grew up in Cherry, New Jersey
You know what I'm saying? I grew up in a great neighborhood a great everything like my last stream
No, I did not make a an assault rifle. No my last stream. I promise you I did not make a weapon
There was no weapons that were made
This is the message to anyone who's watching LAPD. You know what I'm saying Calabasas pd
Whatever it might be. I did not make a weapon that is you know, endangering the public
I'm not making a weapon that hurts anyone
Everyone everything I did was in-house and we completely destroyed the whole
Weapon that we created and it's no longer a thing. So yes, that is the first thing I want to say
So that is that that is first that is first. I thought you made an RPG
Guys does it look like I made a fucking RPG that ass does it look like I made a RPG come on guys
Ask yourself does it look like I yo show me a clip show me anything where I made an RPG
Like come on, bro. It's not fucking possible, bro. It's dead. That's not possible. Yes. Yes, you did. Yes, you did. Yes, you did
Bro, I did not make a RPG. What is this?
Okay, this has nothing to do
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Yeah, this is.
Go to your YouTube thumbnail.
I'm talking about.
Three, two, one.
Okay, does this look like this would hurt someone?
Like, ask yourself.
Does this look like this would hurt someone?
Does that look like it would hurt someone?
That ass.
Does this look like it would hurt someone?
Yes, yes, yes.
So look at me in my face right now
and tell me that this is a fucking weapon.
Please, somebody in the chat tell me.
This is so fucking weird chat, you know why?
Drop on me if you were here for this
because this is not what it looked like.
Bro, they altered the potato
to make it look like it went farther than it did.
One.
Like, you know what?
You know what, today?
Today, bro, I'll show you guys that it's not a weapon.
I will shoot this at my face.
Okay
Okay, is that what you want? Is that what you want? Is that what you want?
Gggggg wait what what what what dude? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's not a weapon
I like Peter he's watching it's not a weapon. Um want to get it in discord call who the fuck are you?
Anyways, good fucking morning chat today. We're going to do our PO box. Let's get some W's going in the chat
It's been a month since I've opened this we'll probably start at the hour mark
We got a little bit of drama to catch up on apparently a number three best streamer. Do y'all believe that I?
Don't even believe that bro. I don't even believe that we have some drama to catch up to some stuff to catch up to
Apparently a list fucking matters like nowadays, etc. Yo, what are you guys AI do my fucking?
Anyways, we have that and then also guys to any viewers in the chat
Um, Twitter comms are deleted in nine days.
A lot of you motherfuckers are going to be homeless, bro.
A lot of you motherfuckers are going to be homeless.
Be honest, is Twitter comms getting deleted a good or bad thing?
Because every time I open up my fucking Twitter comm, it is just, yo, it's so age, bro.
You guys have nothing to lose so you guys are just like you're just typing anything in the Twitter cop
Like dead ass I can't go any more on Twitter that has nothing to do with your gooning, dude
That has nothing to do that actually has nothing to do with your gooning you fucking freak anyways today
We have PO box bang tomorrow
Stable Ronaldo x Joe x Jinxie game day bang
Yes, bang
Friday, Friday, Friday. Stable Ronaldo, IRL stream, iGumdrop. Bang! Bang! Saturday, Stable
Ronaldo goes to Las Vegas!
Right!
What the fuck is wrong with me? Do I have the hentai virus or no?
Like, dead ass, do I have the hentai virus?
Like, is there a chance I have the hentai virus?
Like, no troll.
Are you deadass?
Listen, hentivirus?
No.
Um, swing flu Ebola hentivirus.
What the fuck is a swine flu?
Listen, um, then, then guys, we have basically, I think, Sunday, we'll also have something
called advanced games back.
So we're going to be streaming almost every single day for the next like, mmm, I would
give her take five days, something like that.
So be honest, do I have the right to take off yesterday?
Was that fine?
Was that fine?
Yes or no?
Was that fine?
Yes or no?
Yes, yes, yes, chop, chop, boy, get to the PO box.
Bro, I honestly need to fucking just like, I need to just not do the PO box ever again
because I walk into the fucking mail room and when I walk into the fucking mail room,
it's like a thousand boxes, dude.
Deadass a thousand boxes and it just says Netanyahu all over it dude
Like I saw fan mail for Joe Bartolozzi. It said on my fan mail, bro
One of the packages literally says for Joe Bartolozzi. I'm not Joe Bartolozzi, dude
Like I'm not Joe Bartolozzi. I'm grateful dude. All right. Anyways, we have a pretty stacked couple days coming up
I'm excited. So sorry for not streaming yesterday. I was just busy working guys. Remember if I'm not streaming
I'm what if I'm not streaming. I'm working say with me if I'm not streaming. I'm what?
If I'm not streaming on what come on bro like bro. We were doing good shit. We're doing good shit
E-ringooning that is not the answer. I'm looking for yo yo can I get this off my fucking screen?
Anyways
Drop a me if you saw the drama recently about on Twitter or drop on me if you don't open up Twitter because you're not a fucking dork
So over the past couple days, I did an interview like a month or two ago
Basically, I did it. Hold on. I gotta go through the yoxics fucking tweets
Can someone just link me at y'all mods become linkers for the day, please I have this one right here, but I'm
basically complex gave a list of
Their people that they think is like top 25 streamers and I'm gonna be honest with you
Son, son, son, son, son, son, son, son, son, son, son, son, son, son, son, son, son,
everything, everything.
They ranked their 25 best streamers right now.
I show speed, Kaisen, Nat, Stable, Vernal, Ro, Senna.
There is a polar bear in the top four.
There might be even two.
There, there, okay.
So first and foremost, I don't think I deserve anything close to top three.
Lord Jacina, Senna's probably top 1,800, okay?
This fucking list is terrible.
Can I get a retweet or no?
I told these guys in person, complex,
I said, this is the worst list ever.
And they didn't believe me, they didn't believe me.
They did ask, they didn't believe me.
They were like, I had an argument with,
I forgot his name, but with the complex, dude.
He basically said, this was the clip
that kind of went semi-viral.
They had Jinxie at 24, but they had me and Senna at 3 and 4.
Son, Miho.
Fuck, y'all don't, y'all don't put Jinxie,
I know him, so.
You don't, you don't watch him?
No, no, I mean, to be honest.
I think Jinxie, I can't.
Over a year ago.
I'm gonna be honest with you,
does complex know anything anymore about like the culture?
Like, I feel like, bro, there's no chance they like,
bro, I tried arguing with this guy.
I think he's a cool dude, but bro,
I'm like, I was astonished when he didn't even have,
If you watch the video in his top 10, you see, I can't over a year ago.
I can't. I can't. I can't agree with that. Sorry. I'm sorry. I can't agree.
That look the great. He is the biggest gaming streamer in my opinion.
I don't think gaming streamers are the like apex anymore.
Bullshit bullshit.
I'll be honest with you.
I think gaming streamers are the thing that lasts forever in my opinion,
in my personal opinion, in stable, Renato's personal opinion.
I believe that gaming streamers are here to stay forever like dead-ass forever
Like I gaming is not gonna go anywhere if anything. It's only gonna get more big facts. I disagree
I think it's gonna come back. Wait, that's what I literally just said. It could it could for sure
But like the IRL desktop like, you know, like the one you put queso because queso is one of those ones
I think kind of breaks through
So he allows queso but doesn't allow Jinxie Jinxie literally has how many followers? I'm just dick-riding, bro
I'm just dick riding but like rope 10 million followers on twitch son
Pre-watched yo dumbass it's fucking me
Number one, okay, Kai number two. Okay, jeep by the way before you see this list
They made me I'm not gonna say what cuz I signed it NDA, but they made me put certain people in
What makes Jinxie number three Jinxie is live for the last
Bro me and Jinxie not Kai when I do the whole list you'll see the whole list
I think it's 500 days in a row right bro me and Jinxie have been streaming for 500 days in a fucking row
No, 500 days in a row 10 hour streams a day 24 hour streams every single every single day. Hold up
reviving dead video games video games that people don't even give a shit about
reviving them having 50 to 100 bro
He's got to realize that me and Jinxie like bro. We do this shit, bro
We've been doing this shit for five hundred fucking days, bro. Like we bro
I don't understand how you can't credit someone who does 500 days in a row like how did we do thousand viewers?
Host it now he started to host events with other streamers helping push other people he's top three look
I'm not trying to show on jinx about hundred thousand subs every month
I'm not trying to show on jinx you but do you feel like is again this is the streaming aspect of agency has done
I believe that streamers who can do gaming are more talented low-key than IRL because IRL I can just go run around my room with
My ball is that and you guys would spam LOL Kequah look at him Kequah like bro
You know what I'm saying like gaming you're at your desktop, bro, and you're like like literally like I don't know how to describe it
Bro, I just don't know how to do you think he's translated beyond it. Kai has yes
Like if if Jinx you walked in public he would get recognized like I feel like eight out of ten people
Better like or age. I'm gonna be honest with you. So I don't understand how he's not in a top five situation
How is he 24 that doesn't wait? Who did they put above Jinxie?
Tylil Hasan Yano's DBG Ex-QC Pokemon DJ academics
Agent adapt your rage case. Oh Jason the lean neon Rakae
Aiden Ross Ray Asian boy extra Emily
Phantom black boy Maxina. So basically what they're saying is all of these streamers
I
Me ho he has
10 million followers on twitch kai has 20 10 million follower difference on twitch
You know how hard it is to have followers but you think a casual person would know Jinxie, right?
Yes, am I dick-rating? I feel like every drop me a fear from middle school wait wait
Let me finish let me finish
I feel like every middle schooler, high schooler, and college kid who's on the internet, I feel
like they know who Jinxie is, facts are known.
Any kid from like 10 to 20 something, they know who Jinxie is, he is so big.
To anyone else on here, to be honest.
I think Aiden, when you hear Aiden again, it's like the old thing, I think people probably
know Aiden more.
I think he's three. I just think a lot of these people are household names and Jinxie maybe in like a stream
I'm a bigger household name the Jinxie complex things that
Okay, but so that's I don't think that one bit. I don't think that one bit, bro
Like son like me. Oh like but dad. I don't know. I feel like they're just not tapped in anymore, bro
Like, they had Valkyrie at 25, what do you think?
Underrated, agree, overrated.
Let's just be nicer though.
Let's just be nice and let's actually give some opinions here.
Like, I don't know.
I feel like Valkyrie in the top 25, I mean,
I feel like that's, you know, that's not bad.
Like, I feel like that's not bad.
Like, I'll be honest with you.
Overrated, okay, I mean, that's just what you guys are saying.
I don't, I mean, what, oh, it tells you.
Wait, oh, it tells you at the end.
Jinxie, I mean, this is like underrated, bro.
Like what the fuck is this 24 miho? Look at this. How does it go from 10 million followers streaming to me?
solely through Xbox like son
like son
Tyler show
23 I'm gonna be honest with you Tyler like I love you, but I don't I don't I don't think you're this high
I feel like you're a little lower problem and I would say like I would agree
But I feel like you're underrated overrated. I don't think Tyler puts out bad content. I'll be honest with you
Um, Hassan
So they put Hassan above
Me oh
Yo knows I feel like yo knows is low-key like becoming mainstream like our share is mainstream
But like bro, she's pretty talented. She has good streams. I want to do a singing class with her facts
Dree G when I'm out of town, I be what?
Okay, Dree G at number 20 XQC. I mean XQC and 19 does that even sound right like that
Like maybe I'm just dick riding, but does this even sound right like why would he be night, bro?
Like how are you at 19? Like what the fuck?
Like Pokimane, um, I would say Pokimane is a good streamer, but shit doesn't stream as much
Um DJ academics. He's doing donuts in the ass, dude!
How do they have DJ?
Agent. Agent is a very underrated streamer. Like I wouldn't say he's underrated in a way that people don't know because everyone knows who Agent is.
But Agent actually puts out such good content that Loki inspires me. Like sometimes I'll be like not streaming, which is very rare by the way, because I stream all the time.
Facts. Thank you guys for all. Look at this. Everyone's retweeting this. Everyone's fax. Thank you. Thank you.
So when I don't stream though, I usually have his or Jinxie's stream open. It's pretty nice to watch. So yeah.
I feel like ADAPT needs to stream more, bro.
ADAPT, like, low-key, streamed so much.
I mean, I get it, because he's daddy's CEO.
He's making sure everything's okay.
But, bro, like, ADAPT needs to stream more, dude.
You just need that hunger in you, dude.
Maybe you need to, like, lose, I don't know.
Maybe you need to do, like, an experiment
and you lose an arm so you get, like, hungry
and you just want to be, like, you know what I'm saying?
Like, I don't know.
There's something, something needs to happen.
Your age.
What are these fucking pictures that they're using, bro?
Like what is this font?
Is this like the most ugly font ever?
Like what is this, bro?
Like what is this?
Your age, 14?
I feel like your age, you're definitely
in the top 10 streamers in my opinion, personally.
Being consistent-wise, bro.
Caso, Caso at 13?
That doesn't even sound right.
Can I get a retweet?
Like what the fuck?
Caso's a golden streamer.
He's like one of like five maybe?
Nah, I'm just playing a lot more.
But he's like one of only streamers
that can click go live.
Stream for four hours every single day
and just be like, super entertaining, no drama, no nothing.
I don't know how me and K-so do it.
Jason the ugly, I mean, bro,
this is the most ugly photo I've ever fucking seen.
Like, what is this, bro?
Like, what is this?
Like, what is this, bro?
Like, I feel like Jason is a way better streamer
than top 12.
I believe he's in the top, like, minimum eight,
in my opinion.
Neon, I'm gonna be honest with you.
I think Neon, I've said this before, you know what I'm saying?
I don't think he makes bad content
because he does a lot of collabs, that's not my swag.
But 11, I don't think, I don't think out of every streamer,
I don't think so personally.
Rekai, yo, I saw Max basically say that I called Rekai,
or I treated Rekai like a retort.
Yo, I don't know if one of my mods
can find me the clip of what?
Bro, of Maxid, dude.
Rekai, dude, I think you're energetic,
I think you're funny, but bro.
We're talking top 10, I haven't even seen fucking,
Like, bro, how is Jinxie, no, no, no, I'm dick riding.
Let me hop off dick, let me get off D1.
Aiden Ross, I do, and I'm not just gonna say this,
cause I know you guys are gonna say D1 dick riding.
I do, ironically, I know a lot of people don't think it.
I do think Aiden, when he,
did I just throw the metal cap in my fucking water?
Or my Red Bull?
I do think Aiden is a top,
I think, I still think he's a top 15 streamer.
I'm not on an NDA.
What?
Um, when he puts out content Ray Asian boy, I mean, what can I say bro? Ray beat me in the fucking he I lost my award
Facts or no, I didn't lose my award to Ray. So
um extra Emily I
Don't I don't know this is like
What is complex like basing this awful like I don't think she's a bad streamer whatsoever, but how is top 10?
Phantom, I think Phantom's a great streamer. I actually put him in my list. I did say I like Phantom a lot
Plackboy Max is this even Max in this photo? Is this even Max in this photo?
New Jersey's own Plackboy Max most interesting innovators
Sina, I don't know how you creeped up to top fucking four. I don't know. I don't know what happened here, Sina
I don't know how you got here
Um, but yeah, yeah, I I think I think you're a top 4,000
So keep keep making good content, you know what I'm saying?
Keep making, I'm just kidding.
Sin is a good content creator, but top 4, I mean sinna come on.
I'm not even, what is this ugly ass fucking photo?
No, I'm not gonna sue them.
I'm dead enough to not sue them.
I'm dead enough.
First of all, I am not a top 3 streamer.
I'm just not.
I'm nowhere near close.
I'm gonna be out.
Stop putting the pool of beer!
Dude.
Duh.
Duh.
What did they put for me?
I am the clip.
A popular refrain from Ronaldo whose career has gone from the top to taking a sharp full
instead of quitting Ronaldo better on himself setting aggressive goals to raise numbers through
consistent determination eventually.
Eventually, the Ronaldo face.
I don't think I'm a bad striker, but what number do you think I am?
I don't think I'm a bad striker.
I don't think I'm a bad striker.
I don't think I'm a bad striker.
I don't think I'm a bad striker.
I mean, yeah, bro, I don't I don't I don't think I'm a bad streamer
But do you guys what number do you think I am like on unbiased they don't throw for one second?
I don't think I'm a top three, but what do you think I am like? I don't know. I
Don't know you could be honest like brutal like break me, bro
Like I mean I'm not that it matters, but I am curious with the chat things
Top seven. I mean, bro. I'll take it. I'll take whatever. Honestly. I'm just glad that I could become a streamer with you guys
Can I get some Ws, man? W is heart and veins, bruh.
That ass.
Kai Sinat, I'll be honest with you,
when Kai is streaming, I do think he's number two.
But right now, he just doesn't stream.
How long has it been since he's not streamed?
How long has it been?
How long has it been?
I don't know.
It's been like seven months.
Be honest, do you think he's gonna come back?
I don't even know at this point.
I used to say like at the three-month mark. I was like, okay, he's coming back then at the six-month mark
I'm like, okay, wait, what's going on and then at the seventh? I'm like, okay
I think we lost him
Dude, my fucking camera is moving. Can you fucking stay still?
We're good
His brother said he's coming. I'll be honest with you
We we will be buying the bed whether you guys joke or not. We are buying it. This is facts
This is genuinely facts. I mean guys, we're doing it. We're dead ass. We're dead ass
We're gonna be we're gonna buy that we are we're on road
Do you understand picture this close your eyes or quick the year is 2042 and your son asks yo, dude
Is that archive of that 2027 dude? I
Mean that's not cinema. I don't know like that ass
And number one I show speed rightfully so I do think I show speed is the number one streamer right now
I do I do there's no doubt in my mind. He is everything so my question is
Complex how the fuck in your top 10 do you not have Jinxie XQC?
You don't even have case so when you're top 10. I think Joe Bart is creeping his way to like one of the best streamer
I already think he's a great sure about like bro Joe Bart like like where are like Marlin like Marlin's doing good stream
like not even in the top 25
Oh, they pixel like who else am I missing bro? Like who else am I missing Marlin's doing good content?
You can take right all you want. I don't I don't know if he's top fucking 10 top five
Lacey Lacey's doing good content voice critical. I mean voice critical is just a good-looking dude
I'm gonna be honest with you
Ludwig not even the top 25 the burp Pete. Well the burp peanut Los Polos not even in the top 100
like no, I
don't understand this
Most underrated, extra emily. Most agreed phantom. Most disputed yonos.
Excuse me wonders if this committee...
Why can't I pause this?
Hello?
Excuse me wonders if the community ranking section is bothered after seeing extra emily voted most underrated.
Yeah!
Yeah! Most underrated!
96% say they deserve a more great incentive than?
Most already man.
I didn't mention they say they're right.
Okay, buts.
I feel like these analytics are just wrong in general.
Like I'm gonna be honest with you, I feel like there isn't this many votes.
I'll be so honest with you, I genuinely think that they're just moving shit the way they
They want to like that ass.
Blackwood Max Defender Co after said it's hardwood and conversation with him.
I don't really want.
All right, chill.
That's some cap.
Come on, bro.
You make him look like a retarded watch him that much.
But like for the times that I've met him, he's a nice kid.
But man, he's fucking he's crazy.
He's just like, what is Max even doing?
I can't even take him serious.
It's so hard holding like bro.
I'm he's a nice kid.
But man, he's fucking he's crazy.
He's just it's so hard holding a conversation with this.
Chill that's cat come on boy. You make him seem like a retarded hard-art. That's crazy. I can't I can't stick
I'm gonna be honest with you. I've talked to her kind five times maybe on the phone
The time that I came to Atlanta. I'm literally ladies can vouch. It was on speaker
Ring ring ring yo, Rekai bro. I'm in Atlanta. We still doing this stream of a block
Of course, I'm gonna need the address the fucking Clover Boys house
And then he's just like
I'm thinking about canceling stream and I'm like so I just flew here for nothing. He's like
Well, actually, let's do it. What do you want to do? What do you want to do? I'm like, bro
He's he's he's just yelling bro. Yeah, he's retarded like that ass, but I think he's funny
I do actually think we're kind of funny
People hate on them. I think it's really get like that about this nigga, but I don't know what Max is doing here
I'd get like that about this nigga bro. I'd get like that about this nigga.
He's not young. I'm gonna be honest with you. Anyone under like 19 or 20 is young.
I would say I'm still young but y'all call me all of a c**t.
He's a bro. Like bro, he can definitely hold a conversation.
He just talks a little different.
Okay, this is just a retarded take, I'm going to balance it here.
Jack, Jack, I don't like saying bots on a written chat, but that doesn't do.
92% of all voters said that should speak as too high, 96% said that Emily deserves more
than seven.
Dude, Jack, I mean, this is the most, this is one of the most bothered things I've ever
seen.
Oh, by the way, speaking of bothered, I had a conversation with Twitch this morning.
Some higher-ups there.
I'm getting some news, I'm getting some details, I'm getting some info, don't worry.
Justice will be served, so I'm going to say.
Yes, John Twitch.
What the fuck?
Eventually.
They have favorites.
No, no, no.
XQC is just mad that he didn't make the top 10 bro because he doesn't make any content. All he does is click on links facts, bro
Facts bro. It's simple as that bro simple as that man XQC broadcast. I miss when you had content dude
That ass you know what I'm saying like bro now now a raise bro. You just click on links dude
Oh my god, oh my god, what?
What?
Brother, what?
42,000 viewers?
This isn't boted either.
Like everyone on Twitch spots.
There's no bots happening.
Also by the way, guys, you know what I'm saying.
I got a call from, you know, some people, people at the dealership.
Lacey did in fact pay $30,000 and Ricky Banks did also pay another $30,000.
So no, Lacey did not get scammed.
We saw all confirmations of it.
So there was no scamming.
There was no scamming.
There was no scamming.
There was no scamming.
There was no scamming.
There was no scamming.
There was no scamming.
There was no scamming.
all confirmations of it so there was no scamming during that so yes I had the
misjudgment I was wrong. Lacey was wrong simple as that.
Foozie's gonna beat your ass.
Oh my god I forgot I still have to do a stream of Foozie where he beats my
error like he like pushes me. Is that a dangerous idea? Jason the ween gets
pissed after complex claims that Phantom was hosting his Maybach segment.
Do it. Yeah, I did it with Jason. Yeah, I would say this isn't bad. I'm Mondays
Yeah desktop streams does he has great IRLs a back Mondays. Yeah, I've been doing. Yeah, I did it with Jason
Yeah, I would say this isn't bad. I put him in the top ten. I think he's very good at what he does
Do you think he's above 80? Let's this is well, I don't even realize what this guy said
I thought he said he's a part of the Maybach Mondays
I'm the guest of Maybach Monday, bro
I don't think, I don't think...
Gotta love Twitch chat, Elron, bro. Gotta love hair social.
I didn't even see one.
I thought he said he was a part of me that Mondays.
Ew.
Lose to Phantom. Side character on his own side.
Does anyone take complex seriously though like does anyone take a list serious anymore like bro
That's like asking like your favorite streamer like yo, who's the Mount Rushmore streamers?
Does anybody even give a fuck like that like dead serious like I don't even think anybody cares
Why the fuck would you would you go to him then ironic I got told to do a complex interview I did it
Do I regret it? No, I don't give a fuck.
But I just got told to do it, but I'm just saying, does anyone care about a list?
This was my personal list.
Their list is fucking terrible.
Their list is actually fucking terrible.
Jason Loween and Lacey Foudon are cost $100,000 to install high-speed internet.
SAY ON GOD!
That's not happening. We're gonna be on fucking Starling forever.
Get your GGs ready.
$100,000 divided by six, bro. Is that six of us?
This is not happening. I'm gonna be honest with you. It's not happening. Say say goodbye to the fiber
Say hello to fucking Starlink. I would pay $16,000. So let me ask you in this chat
Would you pay your mom or dad?
$16,000 a month just for internet
From to get Wi-Fi
How is that even possible that doesn't even sound real that just sounds like there's a scum amongst us
Sounds like there's a dude
Who's the internet dude around here if I was a millionaire? Well, it's a good thing. You're not you're a stable Renato viewer typing
OMG brah in a twitch chat, bro. You're a fucking dork
There's a difference. You're a millionaire. Yo shut up. I'm not a millionaire dude. God damn. This chat is just stupid
Fucking hell man
What is this?
stable Renato
Wait, Silky and Lacey give their rankings on every core member's level of attractiveness.
Lacey, Marlin, Lacey, Silky, Adapt Ron Jason.
This is who's saying he's the second most attractive in this group.
I'm not gonna say anything.
I feel like he wants to tick tock comment and get to his mouth.
Silky, Marlin, Adapt Ron, Lacey, Jason.
How be honest with you, I think the best looking is Marlin.
Like it depends if adapt has a clean shave dude adapt, maybe dill key
Not probably like Jason dead dill key
And then you know me or Lacey either it doesn't matter. They honest me and you Lacey
What are the top ones in the group? You got to just admit it, bro?
But I'm getting there bro look at me
It was rankings if everyone was at their peak physique
Well, how can we know because neither me and you haven't been at our peak physique yet
Our peak physique is overweight Lacey like me and you bro like what the fuck what the fuck do we like?
Like me and you bro like
We're not at our feel we know Lacey we have ten days until we have to have a six-pack
Like we have ten days until we have to have a six-pack dude. I
Don't know we're cooked
Stop saying GG, bro. I promise you just bro. I promise you it's just under bro get a haircut
Realistically speaking do I need a haircut? I was I was thinking about it, bro
Yeah, we were 10% body fat this whole fucking house would be in shambles
Hey, look at me like why let it grow or no the problem is I have such a crazy airline like that's not that bad actually
But like you saw how long our shit's getting I just haven't showered in like four days, bro
I haven't showered in like four days
Make sure Ron sees this
Ooh, that looks very pretty. Oh, by the way, my fours that my fours that installed is it worth playing?
Is it fun I haven't watched anyone play
Say what?
Yes, yeah, oh and there goes my IP address
If yeah, bro, I don't know. All right, let's get through the Twitter comment really quick
So we could do our PO box up on me if you're excited for the PO box. Also, this is how many packages we have
They're all out here to my right. Yeah, there's so many packages. It's actually fucking nuts
It derrass is fucking nuts, dude
Reacting to Osama son and get to next next week, bro
Shout out little oh by the way, happy birthday to little oh little oh if you're watching right now. Happy birthday
Okay, is there anything important that I need to see right now?
Let's make it quick, y'all.
Let's make it fucking quick so we can get to our day, facts or no.
Oh, by the way, I saw a movie last night.
What is the movie called?
It's called A Confusion?
No, what does it call it?
What does it call it?
Someone knows in my chat.
Not confusion.
It's called Obsession.
Obsession.
that movie is fucking creepy has anyone seen that movie has anyone seen that
movie yo that movie is low-key creepy as fuck it was low-key a good movie that
was the first time I watched the movie hold on bro I gotta shut lacy's door
cuz he's back everyone hold for one second
shut the fuck up
I'm not even kidding you when I look at Drew's face. I actually get disturbed
I don't know what it is, but I just like look at him and he's just like
Well, I don't know. I don't know. He's just like he just pisses me off dude
Like he dead ass just pisses me to fuck off
My fucking
Am I getting hentivirus?
I deadass might have the hentivirus.
I'm trying to google side effects.
Hentivirus side effects.
I'm getting a call from my daddy.
Hold on.
Hey daddy, I'm live right now!
SHUT UP OR I MUST!
Ah.
The fuck?
My daddy just...
DUDE!
DADDY!
What the fuck?
No, not that daddy, Griff Daddy.
Even I get more views than stable Ronaldo.
What?
I prefer the Olympics, supposedly.
2.5.
So this is just hating on me when I was,
when I was literally just grinding, bro.
1,482 subs out of 1,600.
Mile run.
Yeah, I was down bad, bro. I was dead. Yo, I was asking for $10,000 just to run a mile
Be honest with me, which one of you guys were one of 1400?
None of you guys are actually like there for these moments, bro. Like my chat literally look like it was froze
You know what?
I was there
Um, any positive comments here?
I love you, Ron.
Biggest follow-ups ever.
Oh, thank you for commenting now, what?
Third.
Yes, bro, you are the third comment out of the 11.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Wait, Clay Halfield.
Wait, what happened to Clay Halfield?
Wait, what happened to him?
He's...
He's...
He's...
He's...
He's...
He's...
He's...
He's...
He's...
He's...
He's in prison? Wait. Say on God. Say on God he's in jail.
Hey, free him, bro. Free him. Whatever he did, free him.
Hey, dog!
Bro, you know what? These are good times, bro.
2500 views for a 1.1 million channel. Is that bad chat? Is that bad? Is that bad or no?
I feel like that's not bad.
Aftermath of Silky and Lay's hotbox. So let me get this straight. Lay's was hotboxing yesterday. Got it. Got it. Got it.
Just goon'd and Ron went live. Stop gooning guys. Everyone in this chat needs to stop fucking gooning.
Deadass. It's bad for you.
LAYS!
Let's get this shit ready!
Me and laughs PO mug of doom. Where are you pointing and laughing at me?
Lacey did a P.O. box run. You only got five packages
Seven packages is not even bad
That's not even bad
Where are you pointing and laughing at me?
Bro seven packages chat is that bad is that bad? I don't know is that bad seven packages?
17 including letters
Brom would be honest with you there's zero chance in hell he didn't send himself that watch anyone see that clip
Yo linear, thank you for the five gifted bro. Oh, I did see someone put it in my chat
This Jason thing Jason the ween revealed he asked people to play in his co-ed duo tournament
So tomorrow I have a stream of Joe and Jinxie. We're doing a game day all day. It really depends if
What time Jason's doing this out? Let me give him a dial
I'll never speak over to King when he's speaking.
Yo, aren't you the guest of the Maybach Mondays?
Yo, you know I thought he said Phantom was a part of Maybach Mondays.
I didn't think he was talking about his own.
Yeah, I know, I know, I said no, bro.
But yeah, the guy that interviewed you was a fucking nut, man.
Like, you didn't even know what he was talking about at all.
Yeah, he's a little bit of a brother, I'll be honest with you.
Um, yo, so I saw you're doing a co-ed...
No, bro, I'm literally down, bro.
I'm down. I'm about to go... I'm about to pull out right now.
What?
I said I'm down!
No, no, no. I'm saying you... you...
I saw you say you're doing a co-ed, uh, thing.
Yeah, so so what time are you doing it?
Damn bro, cuz if you moved it to like five I could make it, but I'm not gonna tell you to move your own thing
You know I'm saying but I could make it
No, but I don't want to push back your own content, but that kind of would be fun that would be fun
Why is my chat spamming mad content, what does that mean?
Yeah, I wouldn't push it back for me, but I'm just saying I could I make it there maybe I could join in late maybe maybe who knows
Okay, um, yeah, bro, I'm gonna go back to my work now. Okay. Yeah
You want to open my PO with me
So you want to
You want to open you don't think NMS would be like why are you opening someone else's
Okay, well I put you top 15. I think you're pretty good. I have you I've seen above you. I have
Rekai I have
Hey, bro, I fuck with your
Maybe I'm Monday's with Phantom bro. That's pretty good
All right, bro, I'm gonna go back to work. I'll see you. Maybe soon
Allays said he's in the bathroom right now, but I give him that good it
Do I give him that layaway like do I allow lace to use the bathroom?
Like why allow him to use the bathroom bro. Like why he said he's take like why is lace always taking a shit
I'm starting to think every time I call up lays. He has me on his computer
But he's jerking off in bed. I have like this weird theory that one of these days
I'm gonna start up the bag myself, and I think I'm just gonna run deep into his room and just see if his dick is out
Like what do you guys think? Do you guys have a bad idea? Like one of these days
I'm dead ass just gonna run deep into the room, bro
I'm dead ass is gonna run deep into the room
YouTuber jacksepticeye donated
$100,000
What?
Say on God. Is there a clip?
Okay, so I had a plan coming here today that I wanted to make a donation to Alveas.
Really?
I wasn't joking.
Really?
Because I've always wanted to.
Okay, I'm back.
So I want to donate $100,000 to Alveas.
You're joking.
No.
Are you serious?
Yeah.
Because it's one of those things that I always thought was cool and I want to donate and I want to help out.
And I think it's cool what you guys do here and seeing it in person I think is really spectacular.
And the way me and Jack get to the 100,000.
Are you serious?
Yeah.
That's insane.
You did not tell me this. You did not tell me this.
No, I wanted to surprise.
We're going to have to figure it out afterwards. I can't deal with like life right here in person.
Should I have to get like back to the table?
Should I match him?
But I think it's cool.
And it's also because I fundraise a lot with people,
I'm always like, I want companies to donate.
I want people who have the money to donate instead of asking
a chat and a community.
Oh, my god.
No way me and Jack made you cry.
So instead of having to ask you guys constantly to donate,
why not do it myself?
Because I can.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Thank you.
I'm so sweaty.
Thank you.
That's OK.
So am I.
Are you kidding me?
That's crazy!
Well you guys do cool stuff but I want to see...
Dude I'm gonna be honest with you
Ludwig called me yesterday and he said
Yo bro where's my charity stream?
So I have to have a donation link
I think it's gonna either be in tomorrow's stream
or it's gonna be Friday's stream one of the days
and all donations are gonna go towards the charity bro
So yeah
I'm ready
but I can't end until I hit the goal and he told me the goal is $50,000
that is just not happening we're not doing that goal I want to be honest with
you there is not even a singular chance in hell that this community is gonna
get $50,000 we're gonna end up doing a 90-day stream bro probably more
bro honestly should I do a charity should I do this to Alveys I mean that
could be kind of fire because I would rather do it to a charity that like I
know like I would do it to Alveys cuz I know it's going to something good like
low-key low-key I could do that that would be way more fun actually I'm gonna
call Maya right now I'm gonna get some W's I'm gonna get some W's of the
hearts drop with me if you're gonna donate $5,000
if I like animals bro I did ask like animals hey so I lost a wager against
Ludwig about like a month ago basically saying that I have to do a charity
stream and I choose you I want to donate to you so yeah so I got to basically
set up a link I don't know if you can help me off stream but I got to put it
in my thing for the whole day yeah you want me to go to my bank and said
And then you don't even have to do the charity street. It could just be your money
Wouldn't that be so far?
That would be fucking crazy. Oh my god. Wow, I should
I should get on that. Honestly, why would I do 101? Why would I just double it?
Like
She a really good idea that's a shit a really good idea
Yo, listen, I'm gonna need your lake after twitch after I stream and maybe help me set it up
because you know how to do that okay okay yeah of course and tell uh what's
the fox not the fox what's the ostrich's name oh my god yeah okay yeah make
sure you tell me okay I'm gonna kick walk out of here all right so we have a
charity stream getting lined up so yeah I'm not donating band the guy that said
Don't tell me I'm gonna do myself. Give me one second
I'm not donating the team water. Oh my god, bro. This is just getting out of him. It's chat, bro
This chat is just getting out of fucking hand man. Oh
My god. All right
W tax evasion, I don't even pay taxes. No, no, no, hold on hold on hold on if I get donations
I'm gonna have it directly go to her like shut up. Oh my god, bro. I
I do pay my taxes. I pay all my taxes, bro. I pay every single dollar. I pay more taxes than anyone, honestly, bro.
I fucking just love giving back to the government. Can I get some free tweets, bro? No, no, I'm not, I'm not evading my taxes, bro.
Who's ready for the P.O. box? Can I get a hell yes?
All right, can you see me, Matt?
You can see me?
Should be good.
Chad take a fucking look at everything that we have here wow
Actually fucking wow this is about to be la cinema
How's the lighting?
Seems fun. Are you sure? Yeah. Are you positive? Seems fun. Are you positive? Seems fun
Okay, let me just open this. I'll give you a look over here. I'm trying to
How do I open this? You can actually open it right here like on the ground
Ooh, this is not a bad channel. Hold on. Hold on, everyone. Hold on. Stop saying, oh, shit.
I'm gonna move my- I'm gonna move my double knee.
Y'all on top of pillows are crazy.
It's good stuff.
I'm not even kidding, bro. I think I might overdose on these.
You might.
Dude, it's fucking nuts.
That's fit me in the full shape, bro.
All right, we're gonna move this.
So, it's like that. Look at that tech I just got.
Is that crazy?
All right. Shall we?
Yo, yo, yo, stable nation, Twitch nation, YouTube nation.
If you're here right now, drop a mean, I want to see something.
Today is the first ever P.O. box in the new core house.
Yes, yes, yes, as you can see, today is a monstrous day.
We have so many packages, so many things to go through.
If you're on YouTube right now, drop a hey, I'm from YouTube in the comments
If you're from Twitch be like hi YouTube. Hi. I see you
Hey, make sure to subscribe right now if you're on YouTube or Twitch and you get no ads during this
So if you get an ad, oh wait, did you just get a three minute ad?
Yeah, I did. Wait, what if you want to know how you can stop getting those ads?
Yeah, I'm gonna download ad blocker
Just ask me it again, but like make it more, you know, dude, oh, dang it. I just got an ad. It's three minutes long
What do I do? Okay, so if you get a three-minute ad just click that subscribe button if you have Amazon Prime it's absolutely free
You get no ads for a month of stay more or not. I'm streaming it as you know
I stream every single day five hours a day. So it'd be good vibes. It'd be good fucking lives. No, you don't need to add a lot
No
All right. Yeah, we have a lot you might want to take a seat. I don't know this might just get hectic
Let me get my caramba
Wow, bro, this is the first P.O. box of the new house.
It's a lot of goo.
I'm gonna be honest with you.
How long do you think this is gonna take me to get there?
Probably two hours.
Oh, God?
I think so.
Fuck, man!
Hey, should I just keep doing this until it like, goes off my finger?
Yeah, until it gets one of us in the eye.
Okay, ready?
And let's try to get closer.
I don't know, that hurts.
All right!
Let's do this!
Can I get a W?
Two U's.
I'll be setting up a trash bag, I already put a glass bottle in this, so it's more fun to play with.
Alright, so my question is, do we open the big packages or the small packages first? What do you think?
I'm probably small.
I'm going to turn my hand for this shit, put it on.
Oh, also, if you want to send stuff to the PO Box, check the comment section.
Or type exclamation mark PO in the Twitch chat.
We need about once a month, and I honestly put a lot of decorations in my room. So make sure to send stuff
Thank you for the five gift there. Who was that?
Thank you so much
All right, let's begin
Hey, hey, let's fucking do this thing. All right, so we're gonna go through these
And maybe we can give some you know dialogue in between
Okay, so the first package of today is Ron skibbity. Let's check out what it is, dude
Dude, hold on, it's probably something really good,
it's on skinny.
It's gotta be cool.
It's gotta be fucking cool, bro.
Dead ass.
It's been a minute, are you excited?
I'm not going to lie, I'm ready to see what we can get.
Um.
I don't really know, should I even open this?
Like, that's another flag, bro.
Last time I opened a flag, it was,
did this guy just give me his fucking
Tiktok on a fucking...
This guy says the Uzi shirt.
So this guy just gave me his fucking Tiktok in a flag format.
Yo, this is just garbage.
First one of the day is zero for one, bro.
Zero, that's not good promo.
Yo, that's not gonna happen.
Let's go to our first big box.
So this one sounds like some coins.
You know me, I love my coins.
This one is for Sumble Robert.
Wow, this is beautiful.
This is nice.
Sumble Robert.
Even though that is not my name, I will take it, bro.
I will take it.
Okay, so this is what we're not gonna do.
I'm not putting this on.
I'm not a fucking jester, bro.
I'm not a fucking jester, dude.
Is this for real?
Like, bro.
How are you?
This is not, this is not serious.
This is not very right.
So you want me to put this...
How do you even...
What is this?
That's what's around my neck?
Like this?
Is it alright?
Oh, damn!
Ha ha ha!
Which is the ground with that hair?
What the fuck!
Holy fucking Jesder!
Alright!
Holy shit!
Matheser!
Oh my, dude!
Dude!
Prince, right?
Yeah, it is worth money.
It's game in to say hi, you know.
You want a order?
Oh, five boxes.
I'm gonna go back to work.
Five boxes?
I'm gonna go back to work.
I'm gonna grab it.
Oh my, my treasure, I could get it.
Wait, what the fuck is that?
Is that an Asian girl?
Oh shit.
All right.
First one of the day.
Oh, it's not bad.
It's not bad, bro.
It's not bad at all.
It's not bad at all.
It's not bad at all.
It's not bad at all.
Second one!
To Ronnie's side!
That's me!
What the f...
Like...
It's like, I'm not even kidding, like,
what am I gonna do with this?
So you send me a fucking fortnight.
Shoot real fortnights.
And it's a minion fucking toy
What can be fucking I supposed to do with this?
You guys are putting W's like like why this isn't like
All right, no, I should have around put some dollars in the child. Let's see
Finding batteries for smell
Wait, so you're telling me stores sell this hold on
I don't know I'm trying to think there's no way right
No
Like you got to put it in your nose. I'm not gonna like it
Smells weird. It's not a little weird. Should I shoot at one of them?
No, they might actually kill me
Wait, so
This is the dumbest fucking thing I've ever seen in my whole life. Well, let's do it. It's not plugged in you need batteries
We don't have batteries L Ron in the chat
Shut the fuck up
Well, WToy, bro.
I'm going to make sure he leaves this off-street.
WToy, bro.
I'm going to put this in my decorations.
Next box.
Actually, you know what?
Let's do this.
This feels like some bullshit clothing.
Basically, chat with everyone we get clothing from you guys.
You know, we have to rank it.
You know what I'm saying?
So, let's see here.
All right.
So, this one says, Dear Heavenly Father, I pray that God will protect all that wear this
garment.
May the experience and peace enjoy the old world.
the peace and joy that only can provide, receive breakthroughs, miracles, signs of wonders in their lives, and in the name of Jesus, amen.
Thank you, bro.
But, guys, from the same time, just because it's God.
I was gonna say, all these branches are religion-bait now.
That's what I'm saying.
I'm not even kidding. Every single time.
Every single time.
God doesn't mean it's good or bad. We have to remember.
I should have said that.
There's a lot of people.
I mean, the message is great.
Obviously, the message is great, but
But this hoodie, I'm gonna be honest with you,
did feel it.
The message is great though.
I, this is like, this is gonna come off
if I wash my clothes like this.
It's already peeled off.
It's already peeled off.
It's a thousand percent of polyester.
Yes.
I mean, but W-Hootie, bro, W-Hootie, nonetheless.
W-Hootie, man.
Thank you so much for that.
I don't even wanna read these.
Like, these are just bad, bro.
This is from Ronnie Netanyahu.
Special gift from the Holy Land.
It's like, bro, do I even open the letters?
Like, do I open the letters?
What is this?
My gift to help bless Israel and Jewish people.
What is?
Yeah, I'm just not putting this on.
I'm not putting a Jewish, yeah, I just say,
I'm not kidding, we've lost the plot, we've actually lost the plot.
You guys are just laughing, you guys are just fucking giggling, let's keep moving, let's keep moving, bro.
Next one.
From Peter to Ron Skibbity, please, bro, please be something good.
I'm like, it's just the same dude promoting his tiktok bullshit.
I'm not opening anything from Peter anymore, this is from Jenny.
J5?
From a girl.
It's the same fucker!
No way.
It's his tiktok, bro. Oh my god. I don't think he's shit no more.
Two Ron's skivvity, bro. Oh my god. Is this the same fucking dude over on a- Please don't tell me this is the same dude.
Please, don't tell me this is the same dude.
It's his tiktok. I see it's a poster.
I'm not kidding, right?
It's the same guy.
Okay, this is from someone named Andy. Hold on.
So this guy said 5 packets.
Are you kidding me?
You got to just kill yourself.
This is from someone else.
This is from Nuut Nuut Nuut Sohoor.
Alright, let's see what this is.
Nuut Nuut Nuut Sohoor.
I don't even know what that means.
What is it?
Nuut Nuut Nuut Sohoor.
It's fucking tightly packed.
Yeah, what the fuck is this? A bomb?
Is this a fucking bomb?
What is this?
Right, can't open it.
It's black!
I'm not even kidding, oh my god that is good, that's actually like creative, I'm not even
kidding.
So this guy sent me Jeffery Epstein's fucking jacket.
With your name on it.
No sign.
Where?
This is it, R1. I want to say shit.
Is this for real?
Thurdawn, god thurdawn.
I can't throw this on.
It's not game warm though.
Like bro, are we get...
This is it for real, right?
Like if I wear this, I'm gonna get in trouble, right?
I feel like...
I mean like...
No, you...
Of course I think you'll get in trouble, but like to me it's not that deep.
Like I think it'll be funny.
Guys, this isn't really something to joke about.
This guy was a fucking pedophile who fucked little children.
It's my fucking name!
I was gonna say, is that not your name?
What the fuck? That's not the original brand, is it?
Put it on. You know, I'm just gonna give it to Lacey. I'm gonna have Lacey just do the claim.
You know what? What's the problem if I just have someone else do it for me, right?
Just say someone sent you the merch, and it doesn't fit you.
It doesn't fit you. I see it's a large...
Oh, perfect.
I don't know if you're in here, it's kind of quiet.
What are we?
Bosses?
I got some merch, y'all.
Oh, some merch?
Yeah, it doesn't fit you. I didn't know Lisa wouldn't have it.
What? It's too big for a boss.
It's... it's...
Yeah, I don't really...
A rawn wrench?
Yeah, it's just...
It's just rawn wrench.
Bro, that's...
Tom!
That's sick!
Bro, you should wear that, ladies.
No, it doesn't fit me.
You literally doesn't fit me.
Tom?
Yeah, you wanna try this one?
Uh, yeah?
What's the catch?
Um...
I mean, there's no catch.
It just says wrong, so it's like while I wear it.
This doesn't fit me.
Okay, here.
Go ahead.
How are you gonna get on with your thing?
I don't know.
Oh, for you.
You know, you could just have it.
Oh, I don't know about this one.
Put it on, Elphav.
What?
I mean, bro.
It says hard.
It's hard as fuck.
I feel as bad as fuck.
I feel as bad as fuck.
I feel as bad as fuck.
I feel as bad as fuck.
I feel as bad as fuck.
I feel as bad as fuck.
I feel as bad as fuck.
I feel as bad as fuck.
It was like the iconic thing.
It was like a war over the jacket.
Oh my god, I remember.
Yeah, so, you enjoy that one.
You can have it though. On the house.
OTH, L5.
I'll just do the GXL.
I'll check that door.
Alright.
WTO, something.
I'm not reading anything that just says
Ronnie Netanyahu. I'm just not.
I'm gonna be honest with you.
This is just, and I just ripped it, I'm sorry.
I'm a piece of shit.
I mean, it's just bullshit, I mean, right?
It's just like, it's just like spam,
I think most of these are spam letters, bro.
This is, yeah, this is bullshit.
Okay, so this is a real one.
This is a real one, this is a real letter.
It's not giving L wrong, no?
Spam W wrong.
I need to see if the dopamine go up, please.
It's a letter.
Why are you smiling?
Two thousand out of three I'm saying.
Okay.
Alright, two of these, ready?
To whom it may concern, my name is Aaron Slater and I'm in the 7th grade.
Hall Middle School.
Okay, so he gave me his exact address of where he is at.
I hope this letter finds you well.
I'm reaching to share an exciting project.
My students are currently...
Wait, is he a 7th grade teacher?
However, if he...
Wait.
Oh, he's a teacher.
Hall Middle School.
My students connect with their future aspirants.
I'm interested in writing letters to individual workers in their career they admire, hoping
to receive advice and insights.
I understand the time is valuable, I want to emphasize there's no obligation for you
to respond to my letters, however if you do have any moments to share, thanks for considering
this.
Oh, here's the letter.
So one of the middle schoolers wrote me a letter, this is the letter.
It's a lovely teacher for getting it to you though.
Hi, my name is Jordan.
I'm in middle school and I watch your stream all the time.
I'm interested in being a streamer because I have seen what can happen.
It can be bad or it can be good.
The thing that made me want to start it
because the streamer I watch,
what is your goal in streaming
and would you stop for five million?
In 2023, what kept you going?
Thanks for reading this bad aim.
What's his name?
Sincerely, Jordan.
Wow.
Well, Jordan, he's already got 50 million
so he's not quitting.
Thank you.
Thank you, Jordan.
If you ever feel like killing yourself, don't do it.
That's my message to the kids at home.
and always keep striving to become the greatest.
Remember, they once hated stable and all that.
Now look at him.
He's a good dude.
Another letter.
Hi, my name is Lino R.
And I sent a letter in your last field box
asking you to come to my graduation located in San Diego.
Not sure if you remember, but it's the letter
with the handwriting Silky Lowkey Bahaike hated on it
and said it looked like a middle schooler wrote it.
It included my email and Insta,
but I never got a response back.
I posted your reaction to my letter
and a bunch of kids from my school saw it
and are depending on it.
To bring you to our graduation,
I currently have a 4.25 GPA and I'm graduating with honors.
These passports are using it, I've been rough,
but I continue to work hard.
Please help me from one last time of graduation.
Bring the Lamborghini,
purple Monte with the carbon fiber hood
and my D1 Hater Silky.
It would be a W stream.
Let me know so I can get you tickets.
I mean, should I go for a stream?
Should I go to somewhere graduate?
San Diego?
I mean, should I go?
Apparently the whole class is counting on him to get you to come.
The whole class is counting on me? I mean, like, fuck it, right here.
Put it over there. I'm serious.
Maybe I should give him a FaceTime after soon.
Do you need a number for you?
I don't have any information.
Oh, perv.
Hey, there's also a security number.
Well, we'll just keep that.
Hey, bro, I'm not alive. I can't capitalize it. It makes money off it. I'm not coming.
Facts are not, man. That's a deal.
My favorite season is the fall of
FATISM? What is that?
I don't know what that means.
What is FATISM?
Should we open up some bigger packages?
Let's just disable word on them.
Maroon 5 payphone disc.
I mean like, I mean, at this point bro, like...
Sure, bro. Let's... Let me just add this to my fucking wall. Fuck it. You're just going to get added right here.
Thank you. I mean, that's the W you get. That's the W you get, but bro, am I only known for fucking payphone? Like, I'm confused.
Play it? I don't have a CD player. Wait, do you know about the CDs or no?
Wait, what's-
CD's nuts!
What?!
That's good.
Next package from Albert Ross.
Bro, I'm not gonna lie, you don't make the whole case your a hater, bro.
So you gave me a fucking... you know, sure, I got you.
I got you, bro. I got you. I got you, bro.
It fits right in. Thank you bro. Thank you for the phone case.
Now you can drop your phone. Damn it. This pretty works. Nice. Thank you for the phone
case. Now you can drop your phone case in the chat. I'm just going to leave that there
so you can just see how. Alright. Let's see here. Runnistan! Let's check this one out.
Wooohoooo!
Hold on now!
GT...
Okay so, this is like a Ferrari
and you just wrote the word GT3RS on it and it's just pink.
This isn't even...
This isn't even a Porsche.
This is like...
Thank you!
Yes, we should use this off-stream, no?
I should probably put it on the bed right now here, I need to put it on the bed right now.
What are you doing? Just keep that bed for a second.
Elle, I'm grateful.
So you guys are gonna say I'm ungrateful to everything, but I just put it on a fucking viewer's phone case,
and then I'm going to kids' graduation.
And you put a CD?
Wait, a CD? What is a CD?
Um, CD's nuts.
You know I have a young body.
I'm sorry, I'm acting, I'm acting.
No, that's actually, that's actually fucked up.
I'm acting.
Are you acting?
I know you're...
Are you serious?
Hey, you know this is gonna go on YouTube and everything and I have a young audience.
This is like not funny to me.
I don't get it.
I'm actually sorry.
No, I need the mic, bro.
I need the mic.
Just me, the action unit.
Okay.
This is Serrani Indian.
I just gotta stop promoting people to send me fucking food.
Why are you sending me a protein bowl?
ingredients you can see beef, red pepper, egg, ready to serve slow cooked meals.
Thanks, bro.
Thank you for sending me this.
I'm gonna make sure to use that, bro.
Thank you.
Now, W, I guess.
We're gonna get through these and then we'll do some big ones.
This is to stable Roberta.
Holy pachy.
Yeah, this is like...
Oh!
Wait!
W-art!
Not bad!
You are not bad.
I think she's really good.
I'm a viewer from England.
Oh, I'm not reading this shit.
I'm not reading this shit.
At least.
I'm a fucking viewer from England and I just wanted to say, I'm going through a rough time
but I'm watching your clips and it makes the best.
Meantime a whole lot easier.
I bought tickets to the Simon Turing match as I knew you would get it at a place.
Can't wait to watch you score a hatchet.
Oh, this is from like a month ago.
Is it, if it's possible, could you sign the drawing I sent you and send it back?
Easy.
Wait, I can't have it?
Wait, so I gotta give it back?
No, bro, I'm stealing this.
This is mine.
But if you do want to see me 391107 of Avenue Studio City, I'm gonna keep this thing.
Thank you.
I'm gonna put that right there.
This is the stable run. Stop spamming L run every chance that you guys get, bro.
I swear about that. Please just be something good, bro.
This is just garbage. Like, there you go, bro. I love it! Yes!
fucking stable from such a little mutton
okay not bad oh not me a whisper me a
I got you don't whisper me
what is that
oh my god it's the mail set for ladies
Oh, critic me.
Wait, look, GT3RS, stable, payphone, Boba, hello kitty.
That's me on a hello kitty.
Way, actually, good gift.
Wow, very nice.
There's a letter in here, but I don't know
if I should open this on stream, because I don't want to open.
I want to get the ripping, see?
Should I open it or no?
Will you rip and answer Ziploc?
Should I open it right now, or should I wait?
Will you rip and answer Ziploc?
Wait, what if it's for me?
It's probably for me.
I'm gonna wear this, actually.
Oh, no.
Ooh.
Let me just.
Well, what you're gonna give to your girlfriend?
Make sure it's, you wanna make sure that I have a bomb
or something like that?
That's true, actually, true.
Hi, Ron.
I was hoping to get a painting done for you
before sending out the nails,
but I haven't quite got the time.
But I hope Oboe loves the nail.
WStreamer, be sure to take care of yourself.
Sydney.
Aw.
W in the chat, dude.
WSidney, what a nice lady.
Thank you so much, Sydney.
You are a queen, thank you.
I'm gonna make sure me and Boba,
I'm gonna, Loki put these online.
So yeah, I'm gonna put this right over here.
Thank you so much.
That's very nice of you.
Just got a text from my mom, you're fat, got it.
Next person, from Sloppy Ronaldo.
Thank you, Sydney.
Here's the order.
Let's read this.
I just got invited to another graduation.
What's today?
Oh, 20th.
I missed his graduation, but for this.
I got invited to his graduation from DeLore Johnson.
What an interesting...
I sleep telling.
Hey, Ron, I'm graduating soon.
Never play among us with Deji. He's so annoying.
Well, I missed your graduation. I'm sorry. Elron. Elron.
Alright, let's get to the big packages, eh? Let's get to one. Let's start with some big ones, yeah?
Can I do that?
Alright.
Of course you got the legendary foods box.
Okay, so this one is from ICUP Paul.
I don't really understand that name, I-Cup Paul, but let's start with this one, eh?
Oh my protein cheesy nacho chips, 23 grams of protein, yeah, this one is a good gift.
We're going to put that over here.
Thank you for the good gift.
Actually, he's dead ass supplying me with protein, yeah, that is a maximum.
That's a maximum.
Is that not a max?
Is that not a mox?
Like he said, that's a mox.
No?
That's not a mox, right?
Is that a mox?
That's a mox.
Thank you so much.
Wait, what does I call I see you?
Chill chill chill. I just got chills on my clip
Thank you so much. Good loot. Thank you try one. Okay fun. If y'all want me to
Don't smell good
I'm more like a two-chip by the guy
It's like dry it's not bad it's just healthy I think it's pretty good I do know just try
it make sure it's good.
Is it a bomb?
Come on.
We need to each have one more. I might have a ticking, but I don't know if it was just a...
You're having a ticking sound?
I thought I did.
I have one more.
No, I'm just saying.
Wait.
I heard two.
I'm not sure.
Okay, I'll go.
A-Actually, that's one.
Actually, though.
What's happened?
It's getting faster.
Yeah, I'm gonna save this for later.
That's pretty good though.
That's pretty not bad.
Not bad, Luke, bro.
Ron, you deserve one.
Bro, I don't wanna eat more, guys.
But if you insist, I'll do one more.
You wish I would work?
I'll do one more, please.
Do one more.
I mean, bro, they're asking for it.
They said, oh, do a review, I said, OK.
And it's protein.
It's good, so.
Next one.
we got a heavy boy so this is to stable rafarto it's not my name it's just not
my name fucking rafarto is really not me though we got some loot in here
let's start with the first thing hey
exactly that I don't know it's in a special packaging under armor compression
shirt. I'm not putting this on. I'm not putting this on, bro. I'm not putting it on.
You have to. Bro, I don't want to look...
How you did that? What makes you a buck with shit, though?
You think? I'm sure that was one of my biggest things I've always wanted to do.
Wait, why do I go to the uncle fees I've been boxing for like two weeks and I still look fat?
Died it? But I don't have a bad diet. Then just stay away longer.
Why do I not see a difference yet?
Alright, it's on.
Bro, you know my dream is to look good in a compression?
Like that ass.
It's your dream?
Mm-hmm.
It just looks normal to me.
Muscular I speak my penis on God. I just pull my underwear up. I didn't know
Yeah, oh yeah, I look like I'm in the gym for a like
Yeah, I got down on my set, bro. Oh
Oh, I look, I look like a fake hockey, ugh!
Eh, not bad, I look you look good.
Yo, hold on, let me go show my, let me go show everyone.
Is it bad on me?
Uhh, my first hardware compression.
Nah, I said, well, that's tomorrow.
I look good?
Actually, yeah.
Can I see, like, can I see what y'all look like with it on?
There's actually a fly's nest somewhere in the house, flies have a nest?
I'm pretty sure because I woke up and there were 15 flies all night with no decency,
and all the inside somehow.
Well maybe because there's mac and cheese for a fucking toddler right here.
That's cheese.
Of course.
That's a fucking lunch.
That's true.
Out of the bag.
Can you keep fucking crap in that?
Yes.
Do I actually look good with a depression?
I look fat.
I got dead on a flip chop, bro.
Like that as soon as I just...
Like that? I mean, where else on the bat, right? Am I losing weight?
Do you notice a difference yet?
Not yet.
No?
Not yet.
So why do I keep going?
You have to keep going. Not in your body yet.
But like once you do, it's gonna hit on you.
Bro, I don't want to go anymore. I'm not gonna lose you a difference. I'm not kidding.
If I don't see a difference in like two weeks, what makes you think I'm gonna see a difference in three?
Like, serious.
Fix your diet. My diet's not bad, bro.
Oh god, it's not bad. Oh, one god.
Definitely better than what it used to be.
These are just for the gift. There's no letter here.
This is made in China.
This is probably sort of everything else.
This is heavy.
What do we got here?
I'll do some kind of like Chinese spoiler.
Oh god.
Yeah.
Alright, I'm gonna take maybe, I think this is my last meal.
Just in case it's your last meal.
What the fuck is this that it's so heavy?
Like, like dead ass, what is this?
So, when you open this up, it's a bunch of snacks.
I don't think it is. It's fucking heavy.
Bro.
Is this a bomb?
What is that?
Is this a pocket pussy? I've always wanted a pocket pussy.
That is like shoes though, it's a bodysuit.
AHHHHHH!
Oh my gosh.
This...
It might hurt...
to get it over your hair.
Sure.
I know something better.
Oh, it does hurt.
UGH!
UGH!
I'm oversimulated.
This is all you.
This is all you.
This is all you.
Oh, I'm God! I'm oversimulated.
Help me, help me, help me.
Help me.
I can pull it down.
I'm not done. You said to pull it.
Hey.
There you go.
I'm in the back too.
I'm in the back too.
I'm in the back too.
I gotta tuck it.
Is it looking a poof?
Long day at work.
Oh my god, wait, why do I feel confident right now?
I put the compressor on? Is that why he gave you that?
You're okay, shit, put it on.
Hold on.
Wait, we gotta actually...
Okay, help me, help me, help me.
What do you mean?
I can't get it down. You gotta help me get it down.
Please, bro. I'm getting fucking...
I'm... Please!
I
Does it look real not just
One god feel that feel that like if this was real one god i'll get way more
The neck is just should i see should i see if they noticed
Should i just tuck it
I don't think I could tuck it.
I could do this.
You could tuck it.
Alright, is it better than before or not?
I don't know. That one looks like it.
I don't know. I don't know.
Hello? Hello?
What's going on?
She didn't notice.
This seems crazy. Oh God, I want a six-pack.
This thing is 97 degrees in here.
It's just me.
What is this?
Bro, it's hot as f**k in here.
Like, get out of here, it's hot as a b**ch in here.
Bro, my neck is sweating.
F**k.
Oh my god, I'm just sweating, bro.
Oh my god, I just f**k it so hot, man.
I'm just, I'm just so hot.
I'm just so sweaty, dude.
I'm just so f**king sweating, man.
F**k.
Oh, you know what I'm talking about?
Oh?
You know what I'm talking about?
What?
Where's Anna?
We'll get you.
What?
Get all the dates in there.
You see, is it?
Well, hold on.
Yeah.
That's a bit locked in.
Yeah!
Hold on.
Hey, can't let the rabbits show up.
I'm the new boy.
Hey, I'm sorry.
It's not.
Hey.
It's not up in here.
What the fuck?
What?
You've been working me out hard.
I ain't got nothing to do with this.
Yo, bro, it is fucking hot in this house.
Like, it is fucking hot.
Damn!
Yeah!
You see this?
What the fuck?
You see this shit?
I told y'all, six pack by Joe!
Look at that!
That looks so pretty.
Yo!
What the fuck?
Bro!
Grab my nipple, bro.
What the fuck?
Yeah, that looks good, right?
You look like that one photo of you poolside bro on God
I had to say that song like on God like oh my god. This you look crazy. Okay. Oh my god
Someone say busy as
Wait, what are you gonna say was it racist
I'm feeling good.
I wonder what stuff he's doing.
You trying to get fucked on?
You just sitting here barefoot.
Trying to get fucked on?
I would have had shoes on.
Trying to get fucked on or no?
Whoa!
Alright.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Bro, I feel like more than right now, badass.
Bro, I can get used to this life.
I'm badass.
I might just start wearing this out the house.
I don't even know where to go to the beach today.
Woof.
Oh.
Woof.
It's hot in here.
Is daddy hot?
Yo, daddy!
Yo, it's hot in here.
yo it's stable can I come in
hey the lock
fuck it's hot in here bro hey chat is it hot in here? yo chat
Oh, it's very hot.
Oh, he's fucking hot.
Yo, Doug!
Yo, Doug!
Oh, god, this is really hot.
Oh, fuck.
No, it's kinda, you know, a death. It's low-key, hot as fuck.
It's low key hot as fuck it was it's low key hot as fuck
Is there something that I'm seeing in my head?
It's low key hot as fuck
I see your chest, come on, guys on me
Yeah, I'm not facing fat bitch
Now I'm dead
What do you call fat, look at me
Now I'm dead
Whoa
What the fuck?
Yeah, so who you call a f*** yeah.
Who you call a f***?
What the f*** happening?
That's what I'm saying.
So watch your mouth.
What do I do?
Wait.
So watch your f***ing?
So watch your f***ing mouth.
What the f***?
You see these?
Yeah!
You actually look great.
Yo, wait, what the f***?
Wait, hold on.
I gotta hold on.
Do you want to act cheap?
No.
Wait, what happened?
I was just eating good, bro.
You're sorry.
Eating good?
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
That's sorry eating really well. Just sorry just
Doing like a new yeah all those jokes that you said I wouldn't get a six pack by June now. What's up? I
Never I was never joking. I believe you can do it
Is that artificial though? Is that real man?
Nah, bro. She's real. I'm gonna let you get back to it
What are you doing right here?
Help me. Please help me.
I got a news chat.
It's not real.
Help, help, help, help.
Fuck you.
Do I look the same or no?
Are you gonna take off the six pack?
Oh do I, does it not look the same?
Oh my god bro, I look cha.
That shit look crazy.
For that shit makes you look actually good as fuck.
Well, I can't even imagine how over this thing is it to get that type of six pack
You gotta work hard. Yeah, it's doable. Is that even possible like a lot of this possible for anyone?
That's no chance. I don't believe that. You're gonna actually work hard as shit. I think
They said three weeks, so I'm gonna hit
all right
W give bra
Double dip in the fucking fat
Let's see how, chat how many, how many subjects are we at right now?
Are we at 20, oh my god am I, I forgot do I owe a 24 hour stream?
Bro I owe a 24 hour stream don't I, don't I look good, that ass I look good, next package.
This one is to stable bot in order.
What is that?
The bomb beyond insanity hot sauce.
All pretty much the same, oh god.
Like how bad?
like YouTube videos and like the bomb sauce is like the ultimate forfeit and
they would put like the smallest little drop and it was actually just they'd
freak out unless they were gassing it because it was like YouTube and I was legit.
No I'm pretty sure it's like insane.
Smell this shit without the cap.
Oh that's nuts.
If that doesn't get that on your cold bottle.
You literally got it to an awesome one.
Should I just lick it?
Absolutely not.
I'm not kidding.
I'm pretty sure it's like insane.
It's on your lip.
Your puffs, it's on your lip.
You're a target.
You're a target.
Oh my God, oh my God.
Oh God, I feel, oh my God.
Oh yeah.
Oh my God.
Oh my god.
Bro, how is that possible?
That's like the tiniest little fuck.
Oh god, I feel it.
I don't believe you.
I really don't believe you.
You want to try it?
That's what we know.
Bro, that's what it is.
Bro, that shit's lingering.
Oh my god.
Easy.
Give it to me soon.
Hold on.
This is the craziest barbecue sauce I've ever drank.
Yo, yo, you want to try this new combo?
Protein chips with barbecue sauce.
Nuts.
You can try to chip personally out of the sauce because the chips are good as well.
So protein too.
On God they're protein chips.
Mmm.
How's it going?
It's absolutely good.
You want to try with the barbecue bills or not?
I mean, yeah, a little bit.
I'm not a big fan of barbecue bills.
Same, but I didn't want to.
I'll do a tiny little dip.
Just a tiny, like, oh god, a little tiny.
Just to see if you can get a good taste.
Okay, that's a lot.
I mean, that's a lot.
But try it out.
You know what it is.
Let's try it.
Oh, does that not...
It's a spicy mayo barbecue.
Oh, here we go.
How you doing, man?
Good.
Pretty good. How is it?
That's a barbecue sauce.
No, it's peppers.
You like going to try to get a barbecue?
No, that's got a lot of sauce.
No, it's a good try.
I'm going to take you guys to get a little gas.
Why are you saying you don't?
Bro, because I think I do everything to you, bro.
I just try it.
I feel like there's a lot.
Okay, take a little off.
You know what I'm saying?
Wait.
A little more than that.
I'll have a few guys.
No, you eat this one.
Okay.
Move by it.
I don't understand.
A little bite of a barbecue.
Yes, sir.
Yummy, yummy, yummy.
It's not a feta bar, is it?
What is that?
What is that?
I just call it the bomb.
It's the craziest hot sauce apparently.
Let me take the label off so you can see how hot it is.
Oh my god, did you try it?
I think we did.
Now you didn't even get any on there.
Oh no, I feel like a tiny bit, yeah.
Oh my god!
Bro, you're like the road is burning!
My road is burning!
Bro, you're okay!
Bro, that's actually bad. That's actually like terrible.
Drew, you wanna try it?
No, no, I didn't taste the pepper.
Try it, you gotta try it.
It's bad.
No, yeah.
No, it's okay. I haven't spiked you. It's fine.
It's not going away at all.
Right?
Yeah, it's smell.
Here, chase it, chase it, chase it, chase it.
Bro, I can not go away, I can not go away.
Yeah, it's not gonna go away until I find this.
I still feel mine.
No!
Jared, come on, try it.
No, no, I already did, I know pepper in the one time.
Like, why does yellow pepper, it's a jalapeno.
Drew always makes me bad, Brad.
I need ice cream, I think on the ice cream.
I'm already red in the ice cream.
You are a bad bitch.
No, bro, that's bad.
That's really bad.
Try it with a full dip.
No!
All right
Now I'm gonna go down to Jason
Damn brah look from who you're like spicy food just a little bit of spice
Well, what's I knew someone just like a little bit of spice
I don't know.
Same thing.
You hear this?
You're aside, you want to try a chip?
Hey, barbecue.
Yup.
Look, you gotta try with this barbecue sauce.
I'll do a very light one.
I don't really like barbecue sauce though.
It's good, it's like spicy mayo barbecue.
Look, I'll do the tiny, it's a dabble.
There we go.
Oh, that's like nothing.
That's like a little baby.
That's like nothing. That's like a little baby. I've never had a protein chip. Bro protein tricks on gas and on everything
They're gas. What is a smell? A spicy mayo. No, I swear. It's very, very short and slow. No, try it. Give it a go.
I'll just, I'll taste it. It's all. You're supposed to just do the full chip. Just try it out. Well they sent it, they sent it as a combo on the P.I. Ball.
Yeah, it was a good combo. Okay. It is extremely spicy though. It's actually the hottest sauce you can buy on market.
To be specific, what's actually called a bomb?
Oh, god.
Jason!
Yo, Jason!
You got it, Tyson!
I'm not kidding when I tell you this is the most delicious shit I've ever had in my entire life
I need to describe you how good it was
I don't want to interrupt your shit. You know what I'm saying? I just think you're gonna love it
Well, you look your whole chest ain't trying
Okay, you go first. Oh, that's a child to get you huh?
Ignore him
He's probably just running around flavor time
No, he's so happy
Bro, he's happy
I'll give you the small
That's it
Wait, you go first
Wait, we didn't play any on you bro. Come on. Just try it. I used to the bathroom so happy right now trying it
Well, well at least let ladies try something. I've been had it raise all the work wasn't working
Well, we're sick
Well, you just hold it forever. Do I do it really bring a tester? It's just a chick
See how he's good
But more salsa now, so he had a big dip, he had like a, hello?
You forgot you could talk.
Where are you going?
Eugh, eugh!
Oh my god, that hurts.
Ha ha ha!
AHHHH!
AHHHH!
Jesus, no one likes our bar.
What's going on in this fucking house, bro?
Nobody likes this bar, are we sauce?
No, I put all the stuff on my mouth, bro.
You put it over here?
You left the other chick in my room.
The one you sprayed all of it off with?
I think it was flipped down.
You fat bitch.
You feeling good?
I'm feeling good, but inside my mouth is bleeding.
How about you put some fucking awesome shit in it?
I did. I don't want to do it again.
Yeah, to be fair though, I did think it was hot sauce, like normal hot sauce.
You said it at the end.
I did tell you that then.
I'm not.
I did tell him.
He won't go away.
He won't go away.
Chase it, chase it, chase it, chase it.
I don't like it.
I'll give you a band if you drink this.
You'll give me a what?
No, don't do it.
You'll actually die.
Well, there's normal protein chips.
Damn, wait, is there protein ice cream in here?
Should I leave them there or something?
I'm freezing.
Oh
My god, thank god. Oh my god, that was bad
I told you.
I told you.
You're trying to talk black from your little shit?
You like it or no?
No.
I told you to cancel it out.
Well, I mean, like...
You need more to cancel it out.
No.
I told everyone.
I told you.
I told you.
I told you.
There's no way it's that hot, right?
So what did he even say when he was 15 he put the very same sauce on his balls and then
cast out?
On God I'm going to try that!
Can't you taste your-
Dude it actually is getting worse it's not going away!
It's not going away at all!
I think you're just hungry.
No I swear to God I swear to God I'm going to go away!
That's hunger.
I think you're just hungry.
No, I'm not your hunger, I swear to God, I'm gonna go away.
That's hunger.
That's frozen.
No, that's handles.
I'm just gonna throw my mouth so far.
Dude, throw my mouth so far.
You were just walking around with this thing.
You gotta make yourself throw up.
All right, bro.
All right, bro.
If you like, you gotta share your friends.
Yeah, John, there's some barbecue sauce in the kitchen, you know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying?
Of course.
No one likes the sauce.
Whoa.
Is that a bug?
Yeah, actually.
Actually?
Yeah.
I have an injury, bro.
Ah!
God, he's stripping shit out of me right now.
For people who liked it, no?
Alright, good intermission.
So far, Chad, this is the P.O. Box.
This is where he keeps going.
Alright, go to Adapt.
Adapt is not stupid enough to try it.
He's like, wow, I'm not trying it with his mouth spicy.
Also, you ordered the New York Chicken and Gator place and set up the sauce on there to
see how it is.
next package batteries wait oh but I don't have a screwdriver or how do you
open it fucking L Ron bro I don't have a screwdriver it's so deep without
I need that, I need like a real screwdriver.
What is it?
That's Saeed? Let's put it to the side. No, you need a screwdriver, that's not a deep screw.
Okay, this is a big boy, ready?
What? No, you need it.
I mean, it shows a twist symbol here.
Right, you definitely need it, but it's on the back.
Yeah, I know.
Alaron in the chat.
Alright, this is a big boy, ready? It's from Amazon.
Pretty big fucking package.
Jay Beans?
What is this?
I don't know yet.
So, you sent me a life-size Justin Bieber.
Alright, well, that's a life-size Justin Bieber, I thought they said you were mirrored.
Let's fuck him.
Okay.
I gotta fucking put him together.
So you're telling me Justin Bieber is now in my fucking house.
Like, can you hold this for a second?
I gotta get the thing.
Bro, this is fucking insane.
Does it look like him?
Looks like Alan the generous.
Are you serious?
Yeah.
Bro, what if he's watching?
Wait, how the fuck does this work?
How does this, usually this is attached to it.
Should I put a fucking leash on him
and just walk around, he's so sexy?
Oh.
How do you do it?
You think there's girls out there
dead-ass like fuck one of these things
I'm just gonna have Justin just
Just chillin watch it
WJB in the chat man. Don't be a Justin bro. Just ignore him for a little bit. He's just he's just chillin
Don't be fucking Justin, man
What a good fuckin' dude, bro. WJB.
Okay, this is a big one. Like, what could this be?
This one took up our whole car. This is from iCuff.
So, a box in a box. A classic.
What the fuck?
Sounds heavy.
What is it?
Is it a fucking scale?
Whoa, what the hell is this?
360-Routine Design Portable.
Balance board for fucking yoga. What the fuck am I supposed to do with this?
Time balance.
Oh my god, this is what they're gonna have me do to balance gym work, boy.
I'm faking good.
I'm faking good.
Wait, oh my god, you can do like multiple things, like look.
Did you hear the crunch?
I didn't know.
Oh, fuck.
You can have like multiple crunch sound effects.
Ooh, fuck.
You can have like multiple crunch sound effects.
That's not bad.
I mean, I don't know what I'm gonna really use this for.
Maybe for, ooh, okay.
Next time I cook with Marlon,
we can use the cutting board.
And I can like try to eat the food
while it runs away from me, yeah?
That's not a bad idea.
W gift run, you deserve to order food.
Guys, please don't type shit like that in my chat.
Like, I'm just trying to stream, okay?
But we saw a lot to go.
Yeah, but I'm close to being done.
That's okay.
Is the chat having a good time?
If you're having a good time,
can I get a hell yeah?
All right, this one's from Big Country.
Mr. Country himself.
Ooh.
It's the banana from Fortnite.
Aw.
W-banana.
Chicken-banana.
Hold on.
Chicken-banana.
You know, it's 3D printing shit like a big thing.
Like, is that really that big?
Yeah, people got busted for 3D printing searches.
What?
Like a while ago, I remember seeing you.
You get 3D print guns?
Yeah.
Switches.
Look at the banana.
W fuckin' banana, chat.
I'm gonna put that guy right here.
Thank you for the banana.
W banana.
We love bananas.
What's this one?
This is from Jackie.
Shout out to the ladies in the chat.
If you're in the chat, drop a name.
They need the sled.
They need the pod gifted.
What does Jackie have for me?
Whoa.
Wait.
SpongeBob?
I've come for your pickle I'm rocking this yeah I'm rocking this bro I'm
doing I look fat from that angle can you you're actually annoying me you know
you're broke can you get my good son at least no my good side bro please this is
a W shirt bro this is actually a good shirt shout out Jackie deadass Jackie if
you're in the chat right now drop five gift inside notes you hundred thousand
This one is for Stable Fat Doll Ducks.
Let's see here.
Nothing in my life yet is going to be the same.
Banger.
What is that?
What is it?
What is it?
Two million, two hundred thousand dollar, or two million, two hundred thousand skull units.
The hottest balls you ever put in your mouth.
I mean...
That's a lot.
Definitely not the hottest balls I put in my mouth.
Take it.
Come on.
Take it.
Take it.
Dana, Lacey would love this, no?
Dustin?
Yo, bro, I know you're cooling down now.
You want some cheese puffs or not?
No, bro, I'm not getting any more hot shit.
It's not hot, it's just cheese puffs.
I'm not eating another, anything you bring in here is not going down my throat.
Right, does the Lacy dogs want to see cheese puffs being eaten or not?
No, they don't. I'm not eating, what are those?
These are the levels, as you know what, if you eat a cheese puff in front of my face, I like a cheese puff.
Joey, you want a cheese puff?
Hi, bro, stop bothering me, bro. I just don't...
No, you're not bothering me at all.
I just don't even want to eat food, bro.
Hey, so you eat a cheese puff with me?
I can't, I'm allergic.
You're an alert. No, you're not. So I remember when I brought cheese puffs at one time, it was a big buck.
He was behind your hand in the cookie jar.
Yeah, I know, but these are...
No, it's not. It's not good.
Oh my soul, it's not good.
Wait, what is this thing?
So it's only 2,200,000 scol units. Scabble units.
The hottest balls you will ever put in your mouth.
Okay, yeah. No, not in that. Never mind.
He's trying to condition you into hating food.
Well, that's a good idea. That's actually a good idea.
Come on, take one cheeseburger.
Do you want to eat one, bruh?
Just eat one.
Oh my god, no.
Just try one.
Sure, it's only two meals.
But why does he ever want to help with content?
I'm confused.
I don't know.
You're such a disgrace.
No, my letter, on my letter it said, can you give this a drill.
Thank you, boss.
Definitely second one.
Whatever, bruh.
I'll drill.
You're not grateful.
I'll fucking drill.
I'll drill the fucking chat.
He actually pissed me off.
He's actually so annoying. Yo, Bieber, am I trippin' or no?
I'll be snappin' you on those later.
This one's from Jackie, same person.
Look at this.
Is this a fucking SpongeBob jersey?
HOLY FUCKING COMP!
Oh my god, I'm rocking this when I play footy.
SpongeBob Jersey!
Oh my god, this is COMP.
Oh my god, this is actually good loot.
Actually good loot.
Deadass, when I play footy, that's amusing.
W Jackie in the chat.
See, the ladies always get me, like, good loot,
and then any time a guy gets me shit, it's a fucking fart bomb,
bomb it's just uh it's just bullshit bro it's actually just bullshit
it's like i need more lady viewers how can i get more girl viewers
is it the way i look please i don't even know i'm in the same boat
like what is this man i was gonna say i think shutter flies photos
It's always like, ooh.
Like, this is tick-tock.
What the fuck is this?
Wait, have you not tried the new Bust-on Roller-A-I filter?
No, I haven't tried that.
Fucking dumbass.
Next package.
This one is from Matthew.
Yeah, we have a lot to go through.
Might have to just skip people and throw their shit away.
I know.
Drop a mean if that'd be an Elron.
Is it a fucking bomb?
Yeah.
Holy package.
Oh my god, bro, like what is this?
Oh, what the f- what a fudge.
Oh, some Pokemon shit.
We got a letter, we got a letter, everyone hold.
I've been f- well, I've been watching, following your channel since October of 2020, Kat.
I can truly say that you're prime by number one retarded streamer a favorite streamer on twitch
Your content has been with me since high school through college and now in the real world. I've been subbed for 14 years
PS you don't have to I can't really understand what he wrote. Let's check out what this is. Oh, he said another letter
Okay, well nope, it's just a fucking 8th burger eating a shark.
Damn, he actually drew that phone.
I don't think this is true.
Um...
Whoop.
What are these? Did he just send me? Come here.
Who is this? Is this Max Wint? Tell me.
Travis Hudgens-Thommelsen.
Signed.
I don't know what the fuck that is.
Oh, it's college, I don't know college.
Is he good?
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Big rocks.
No.
Wait, hold on.
$2, you bought this card.
$3, you bought this card.
Thank you.
Wait.
Wait, this is what you get when you...
When you what?
When you open a box.
I think it's like the free cards.
Did you just send me-
Um, thank you for the cards, bro. Can we get some Ws?
Thank you, thank you for the cards.
Ask Lacey. I mean, do I really get up again?
Bro, I don't want to interrupt this segment. Are these good cards or no?
I mean, I'm just gonna make sure we use these all three.
Thank you so much, man. Can I get some Ws?
Let's open up this one. This one looks cool.
I don't know if this guy meant to show me what it is, but it says Ron Dale, and it looks like a fucking Halo sword.
What's the fuck?
Hold on.
Hold on.
Wait.
What's going on?
Say on God.
Oh, my God.
Wait.
This is ho- Wait, it lights up.
Say on God.
Oh, yeah. Good idea. WAs. That's pretty smart of you, dude. Wait, who said this? There's
no, there's no letter. Who said this? Can I see it? Yeah. Wait, ready? Oh! Yeah, that's
Yeah, it's tough.
Wait, oh, god, this is calm.
It's pretty heavy.
Oh, god, this is so cool.
I'm gonna probably look good at night.
Wait, this is so cool.
Wait, who said this?
Who said this, Jack?
It's a very nice gift.
Wait, this is actually going on the shelf.
I gotta figure out how to unlimitedly play a bell.
How do I do it?
Like, what's the tech?
Um, yeah, no.
Ooh, good idea.
This bad boy right here.
And then I'm gonna get a charger for it.
Let's go, you made it to the shelf, W guy.
You made it to the shelf.
Oh, fuck, bro, we have so much to go through.
Chesh, should I start speed running some of them or not?
Bro, we have so much.
Should I start speed running like a little bit?
No?
I mean, I just wanna make sure you guys enjoy it.
Are you guys enjoying it?
I'll take my time.
Drop me if I'm on your 15th monitor.
Guys, if you're watching the YouTube video right now,
comment, I made it this far.
Well, also dropping a subscribe.
And if you're on Twitch, make sure to drop a sub.
It's free because you get no ads for one month,
30 days a stable or an auto.
Or you can ask someone for a sub.
Make sure to say hi YouTube.
Also, I have to make some more P.L.
Fried chicken candy.
I mean, I've done a product, right?
Fried chicken candy.
Fried chicken candy?
Does that sound too good to be true?
Thank you for the gifted subs.
Get everyone to say thank you for the five.
Maybe give them strokes.
Wait, this is hard.
Oh, it's hard candy?
Yeah.
Smell this candy.
Oh, he fuzzers.
It smells like chicken.
Yeah.
Ugh, who the fuck is this?
It smells like chicken!
It literally smells like straight up chicken.
It tastes like dog food, fuck that.
That tastes like fucking dog food.
Oh, what is this?
Should we check this one out, Liz?
That's probably, honestly, that's probably a really cool thing.
Let's check it out.
Now, whatever this is has to be fine.
Should I open it up?
Oh, it's a beanie. Nice.
Can you just put it on? I want you to put it on the camera, please. I want you to put it on the camera.
Don't put it towards the mirror.
Alright, that's it.
Alright, let's check out this.
Who's rocking that?
Oh my god, that's good loot.
Oh my god, I'm opening it.
Don't care.
Don't call me Elrond.
Oh my god, I opened these, bro.
I opened these.
I fucked with opening them from this shit.
Bro, I don't care.
I opened this shit.
Oh my god!
Durubub!
Dude, people say don't open these things.
They're not going to sit forever in a fucking container.
I like opening shit like this.
Congratulations.
You made the shelf.
We're now right here.
Right next to the Twitter for Dinos.
That's called, that's actually called.
That's good.
WGIF.
WFUCKING GIF.
See, that's a good GIF.
You're making it to the shelf, bro.
Congratulations.
If you made it to the shelf, drop a link.
Try to see who...
Spongebob.
Oh my God, it's SpongeBob.
Yeah, this is...
This is good GIFs.
Actually, good GIFs.
Thank you so much.
Yep, thank you so much, Rump.
This is good.
Thank you, Rump.
Thank you.
What is this?
Why am I getting a notification from Uber Eats?
Like, am I fat?
Is it the only notification I get?
What is this?
It's a personal alarm.
alarm what am I supposed to do this
I fear them, I like...
It's like, any nervous.
Is that?
Yeah, I'm nervous.
So, like, I'm getting attacked, I can just be like...
Yeah.
I'm gonna keep this low key.
I'm gonna use that for when I go out later, mate.
It's this one.
Yeah, I assume that's what it's for.
Sponge boob.
I got a spongebob Rolex are you dead ass oh my god oh my god
Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God, bro! Say on...
No, give me it!
Um, ladies, so, uh, no, don't tell me you can't...
I'm actually gonna cry.
Oh, God, I'm gonna cry.
Wait.
Chad, is this fixable?
Stay on God.
Stay on God.
It came in broken.
Oh, God, it was broken.
I swear, God, I want it.
I want it.
I want it.
I want it.
I want it.
I want it.
I want it.
I want it.
broken I swear down when I opened it no oh god I was not aware that all day they're
saying minus 30k that was $30,000 it's one of one the jeweler died wait no wait
I need that to be fixed. I'm not moving on to that specs. I think that goes back in though, you see?
Yeah, I think it could.
I think it definitely could be fixed.
You just kind of like really sit there and do it.
Mmm.
Trappa, I was here bro, no. How do you do it?
No, oh god!
Wait! Hold!
Hold on. You can like, you can like, shove it in.
Bro, come on, SpongeBob. Get it in, bro!
Yo, come on, you fucking Gerbert!
Come on, SpongeBob, please!
Wait, I think I got it.
Is this in?
I can't tell. SpongeBob, is it in?
Are you in? Are you in?
I mean...
I think it's in no no troll. No, I can't tell chat. I just hot glue this no
Like low key hold on let me try it on let's try it on
What is that a fit my wrist
Wait, why does it say about 29% is that like by that?
Wait, it says it's 353.
What the fuck, how do you...
It just fucking lights up.
Hold on.
Is it to take my body fat?
How does it...
Why does it say that?
Should I put this in my bolt?
Hold on.
Everyone hold.
Hold on.
Oh god, this is tough, why does it, how do you put it on bro is this thing like a piece
of shit I thought you guys said this was 30 bands wait did they lie?
I might have been 40.
Oh wait they told me this shit was like worth, hold on, it is, wait so I'm confused if this
This is worth so much money. Why is it like not going on my wrist? Is my wrist too f***ing fat?
Wait a minute. Oh my god. Hold. Lace? Are you holding? Lace, come here together.
Nothing in my life yet is going to be the same.
Hey.
Yo! This sh** hard!
Hold on. I'm not a new AP. Hold on.
You know what time it is, bro?
3.55. It's wrong as fuck. I don't know how to change the time. But I'm not gonna lie to it. Does it look good on my wrist?
Yo, this shit looks kinda nice, though.
Hey, WPF, bro!
This one is for Rondale. Oh, that's me.
What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? Did I see this correctly? Hold on. Hold on.
RONDALE DINGLE! RONDALE DINGLE! What's my real name? Like, what's the name that people really call me? Is it RONDALE DINGLE? RONDINGLE!
Ooh! RONDEEZY! RONDHARD!
It's a car? It should kind of look like a car for stable.
Say on God, this might be the greatest PO box ever!
You got me a toy car that I can drive? Wait, bro, this is like a retard from how do I get this out of here?
I don't know. Hold on. Hold on, everyone. Hold on. Stop fucking crying. Hold on.
Okay. Wait, can you check where the batteries, you know?
I put it somewhere. No, where are the batteries? Oh, they're right there under the other under the other the fat thing
It's right there
Yeah, like the senior
Stop saying me like I'm not the fat thing. I'm not even fat. Am I?
Do you think I'm fat?
Just your stomach
But do you think if I was a worm you'd still like me?
You promise?
Yeah.
Do you think I look good today?
Yeah, every day.
Well, I saw the movie Obsession.
It's good.
It's just kind of scary.
No, I kind of wish I had that.
Yeah, you don't.
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it.
You have some good friends with me.
You're gonna stop seeing me.
That's actually a good point, though.
Hey, would you rather have a girlfriend or stable or an auto?
Probably stable or an auto.
Thank you, bro.
Chad, what would you rather have?
Well, I really wouldn't mind that, though.
No, you would.
stable or not oh yeah would you rather have
I really wouldn't mind that though. No you would.
No one wants a crazy girl.
How do you open this? Well it should kind of look like a toy for stable.
Wait, this isn't even the right battery.
Oh wait, these aren't the right batteries.
You know I used to try to put batteries in magnets up my ass when I was younger?
I was just bored.
My mom would always take away batteries.
My dad would always beat me.
How do I show this thing on?
Do you want to get in the car?
How do you open it though?
It says it needs batteries.
Wait.
Everyone shut up for one second
As a grown man, bro, I have to figure out things on my own
I can't just rely on other people like most of my life
I just rely rely rely like what's gonna happen when everyone in my life dies Liz
You're gonna be dead soon. No, I can live forever. I signed a contract
But in return I just have to visit a place once a year how do you open this
Do you guys even believe if I like I don't do you think I could sell my soul? Yeah, how?
You know griff griff is friends with daddy
Friends with every single person there on earth, so I think for her you
I don't even know how to do that though
If I knew how to sell my soul for a hundred dollars and a chicken big mac
I might do it I mean look he's not much out for a hundred dollars sad would you say so
oh yeah to play I don't even know what that means though like was that me just like stop
giving morals or like what is it I also don't know oh my god
Oh my god.
Oh.
Hey!
Hey! W!
W!
Hey!
This is hard!
So, what am I supposed to do after two minutes of this?
Am I too grown to be doing this shit?
Nah, Chad, W!
Wait, I just dripped it!
You saw that?
Look.
Wooo I'm nice with it!
Fun's over dude.
Oh, no.
Uh...
Uh...
Uh...
The fuck, over?
How the fuck is over?
You just... How the fuck are you kidding me?
Now we're on in the chat.
This has been pretty well so far.
Through the wire!
It's pretty good. Pick it up. It's in my own fucking house, you idiot.
That's not ill, bro. Put it on... Okay. Can you be honest with me?
When I was younger, I used to basically open...
I would have a rag strictly in my room just for my builders.
Yeah, I don't have a towel.
I just want to make sure.
I've done that.
And I also-
I'm sick.
I also- no, all the time.
I also used to put boogers underneath my whole desk.
I didn't do that.
No.
Chat, does anyone know what I'm talking about?
Or you just put a booger under your desk?
You don't know what I'm talking about?
Of course I- it's not really hard to understand.
No, but I'm saying I used to do it and then I remember I gave away my desk and my mom was cleaning the desk and she put her hand under it and it was just like rocks underneath the fucking bed.
It was like a thousand.
Oh nice, I got some books.
Let's see what these are.
Managing type 2 diabetes. Don't know why I would need this book, but thank you.
Thank you, bro. Oh, another book. 100 of pages of just the n-words.
Alright, let's start over. Let's do this. Oh, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice.
Okay, I thought I was going somewhere else, bro. Thank you.
I'm gonna make sure to read that, bro. Thank you so much.
That's my favorite book right here. This right here is my favorite fucking book.
This one says Fragile.
Open this side up
What
About what
I don't know too bad.
I don't need you.
What the fuck?
What's up, bro?
I didn't know if you wanted to be on camera or not.
Um, nothing much.
I'm just checking up stuff.
Ooh!
I just got a book.
A hundred pages of...
Josh the Endless.
Bro, let me see that.
Oh!
Yeah, I got some...
How about you say it, bro?
I actually got another book.
How to Manage Type 2 Diabetes.
Oh, my brother has another.
Oh, yeah, you might need that one.
It's nice to see you.
What are you guys doing today?
Super ball shit
Okay, wait isn't that basketball? Yeah
You wanna wait what position safety safety so you don't read do you hit me do you hit your vehicles?
And like you were running around you can like guard you so you think you can like really knock me down if I had the ball
How long is he saying it work?
Yeah
Like
Biggest I want to say this
Not not about it. I want to say Drew is a friendly dude, bro
I
What all right, yeah chat I'm opening up a charity right now. We're allowing any type of donations
Any type of donations is acceptable y'all we're opening up a charity
Whatever, bro. Whatever.
Elrond. I almost just pulled down my pants and showed my asshole. I'm dead serious.
Okay, well, chat. After this, we're gonna run an Oklahoma drill. What is an Oklahoma drill?
So basically you guys line up about like a couple feet away from each other
Maybe like I don't know like 10 feet or something like that
And you guys both start on your back and then the whistle blows you stand up as fast as you can and run at each other
As hard as you can and one of you has the football and one of you doesn't I mean, it's just that's the drill
You just run each other hard as you can
Try to stop the person with the ball
So you want me to die I
Think if I ran at him full speed, I think I might explode
It's been Low W. Stop using the word Low W. Hey, Ron, so nice.
Hey, Ron, my name is Emma. Shout out to Emma. Shout out to the ladies in the chat.
If you're a lady, drop on me with 10 gifted, just so I know you guys are rich.
I only really started watching the Street at the beginning of the year, but I have enjoyed them so much.
I honestly don't think there's another Shrew that makes me giggle, laugh as much as you do.
You're so handsome and so amazing, and you're one of the greatest of all time.
Thank you for all the smiles in the laughs. I've been enjoying and
I've been joining crafting and painting a lot lately and I remember that you really like the painting Ludwig hand for the CS Thomas
I decided to make you one
PS you are the most handsome streamer in the game. You're honestly one of the greatest
Everyone should get five subs right now. I mean, this is just love
I think this is what I think it is. And if it is what I think it is, oh god, I'm gonna be hired.
Please don't be bad. I'm not gonna lie, she hyped it up. I really hope this is good. Please, Emma, please.
Yeah, see this, this isn't going on my shelf, this is getting hung up.
This is fucking calm.
I'm not gonna lie, this is fucking what I'm talking about.
This is nuts!
Oh my god!
It's like from the fucking thing!
yeah not see this is getting hung up this is actually golden moona nose
bro this is from SpongeBob does anyone know what I'm talking about we're
SpongeBob or Squidward draws the paintings bro these this is fucking
nuts this is actually golden this is the best gift I got out of my every PO box
Loki this is up there this might be the best Loki I wish it was like a little
bit bigger bro but it was like the size of that oh my god but bro this is nuts
I low-key where can I put this like you think like maybe like here. Oh, no, no
But like here. Yeah like centered
It's centered. Well, bro. This is going away. Yes. This is my best gift late. Hey Emma
Thank you so much. You're to go Emma. Chatter Emma in the chat. I'm gonna make sure this is right there. That's safe
Let's go
or above your bedside table.
Very nice. Thank you, Emma.
That's actually good. That just made me happy.
Like, I'm not gonna lie.
Like, that just made me happy, bro.
That's something I actually wanted.
No troll.
Carter.
Say what?
Nothing in my life is gonna be matter.
What?
You like that remix at all?
My bird.
Oh yeah, nah, I'm not gonna lie, this might be, this is the greatest pure box I've ever heard.
He sent me a fucking...
Allusion. I'm not high, Lace.
This might be the greatest...
I don't- I don't think this is gonna get taught.
Yeah, this isn't gonna get taught. I'm not gonna lie.
MAX WIN!
Is it all in one dick?
I think this-
Oh my god, it is.
Oh my god.
Wait, I gotta try.
Quick.
Everyone be quiet, ready?
Wait, this is a beautiful vinyl.
The most beautiful thoughts are always beside me.
I said, pregnant, find help, fuck off, I said, come on, come on!
Take a chicken up at T-C-P-H-H, it's a go and make a T-P-T-H-H
What's wrong with that?
Hold on.
Let's have a threesomeie, you and the block, I love your cheese, cause they prove I could focus on...
Two things at once!
Wait, is what is it on here?
Hold on, hold on.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
where's the-
And nothing hurts anymore, I feel kinda free, what's still the matter we used to-
Hold on, ready?
you
you
you
you
you
you
Hey, not when it comes to the dollar.
Don't do no yoga, don't do pilates.
Jump right behind, I will stick to karate.
I pray the body, thing on my mind,
and not like your mommies.
Just be a tactical jiggist, nuts.
And I am a nigga, I know what they want.
I pray that you don't get it all.
I want curves, I need a dress.
I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man.
I should cut in clad, and hang them in friends.
You break the clad, and straight into the dentist.
You take out ringing in the bank, and you shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Goat it, bro.
W in the chat, man, this is a good gift.
Yeah, these are good, bro. This is the best P.O. I don't know.
Alright, we have so much to go through. Look at it. Well, all we got.
This is a good P.O. box opening, bro. This kind of reminds me of the Fokker P.O.
Alright. Shall we?
Should we speed it up? That's from Adrian.
You haven't thought about it.
Pretty good stuff.
Pretty good food.
Bro, I'm surprised.
This is just...
What the fuck is this? The other one. What is this? Keep the case? Oh. You guys keep
the sleeves? I don't keep the sleeves. I don't usually keep them. I don't keep mine usually.
I don't know. I've never had one. Why are you getting mad at me? Bro, stop getting mad
That means fucking shut up. You guys act like you're smarting in me.
I hate that shit, bro. So what the fuck is this, bro?
Who the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this little ass kid doing in my fucking room, bro?
Like, why is this little ass kid in my room right now?
Like, what is this? Is this supposed to be me?
You should box it out like a wish-knack, bro.
Stay in the box!
I was found this five boxes an hour ago.
It's now an hour half and I want to open a video box and have no more content.
Step out of the house please open the door.
It's unlocked dude.
What?
It's unlocked.
I got you a book.
A hundred pages of just it in?
Oh nice.
Bro, look what someone made me.
It's a girl named Emma.
That's actually far.
Is this what you're supposed to do?
You need to know how to dress a beaver.
Oh shit.
J.B.
And then I also got, uh, don't you grow up in a hurry.
Yo, mom, move it! The vial thing!
Yeah, look, you know what? Yeah, I got it, that's fire!
Yeah, what have you been doing today?
Battling sheep.
What's that mean?
Oh, I got here, you want to give me those pups?
Bro, I got a new snack.
Let's go.
Try it out.
Okay, this won't like your class though, right?
No, I don't like it.
2,200,000 shoe.
That's good, it's really good. Try it.
Uh, how does balls you could ever put in your mouth?
Just try one, I tried one. It was good.
So you came in here just a lot got it here
Don't you grow up in a matter or else you'll be sadder. Yeah
Yeah, I don't really know what this is because it's like La boo boo boxes
So you're saying that my viewers broke got it
LJ7 is not in the game.
Nice little booboo.
You like it?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, Max-Win!
What is this?
I got what it's saying.
Oh, it's not cool to go there, you got it.
Um, look at this bro.
Thank you for the gift, y'all.
Um, so, yeah, I have a lot of boxes to go through.
Are you just gonna, like, give me some background music?
Dude, there's so many fucking boxes left.
I'm not even gonna get it.
Huh?
Nah.
Unless, yeah, I can open the box.
You want to open a box?
Here, open this one.
This one's from Marnie.
Let me know what it is.
Careful!
Thank you, man.
It's out of the stable, man.
To the salad.
I mean, am I supposed to fucking eat this?
Like...
I'm gonna give this to Marlon. Marlon actually eats this shit.
Wait, can I just ripple me a box?
Yes, you can.
No balls in these fucking jeans, man.
and he's fucking cheating.
He's fucking speaking like balls.
Jeez!
What the fuck?
Fuck it out.
Whoa, what are we doing right now?
No, no, yeah.
It's real.
I don't know what you're doing.
Let's stretch it out.
No, I don't know what you're doing.
Don't let go, don't let go.
Damn, wait, let me actually make sure this is real.
I just can't.
Wait, you need to find through this against the wall
and just, oh, I don't think it sticks, bro.
I'm gonna give that to my friend later.
Oh.
Two.
That's good decoration.
Just keep it up there, yeah, just stick it.
There you go, thank you, bro.
Thank you, brush, that was a mistake.
Hey, yeah, that's a good one.
Mod, pin, I sent the yay record, look at the box.
I sent two records?
Oh no, DJ's.
Oh no.
All right, Jason, I'll be back.
Oh no.
What do you mean, I'll be back?
Don't worry about it.
Oh no.
Oh no, Elron.
No
This is why I try to tell the chat to stop rushing me, bro
Well, this is exactly why I tell you guys to chill
No!
Oh my god.
Burmo!
Oh no!
What does it look like?
I'm gonna probably find it in the ground for the moment.
No, but it's fucked up.
He's trying to panic now.
What did it look like?
I don't think there was two records.
In the brown box.
Which brown box
All right, I'm just gonna have to find it I feel bad bro. I'm sorry loud equals funny L. A. D. Chabra
Well, I laid bro
Like ladies, right? You should have told me dude sure
Alright, we'll have to find it later, bro. Fuck.
I'm sorry.
Alright, let's go.
Outlaw, just give me the clip and text me it.
Just so I can find it.
Happy birthday.
It's not my birthday.
This one's my window.
Is it? We already have one of these.
This one's huge.
is it work thank you bro we already have one of these but thank you I'm gonna keep
that right here holy shit you're 30 who much is to give this to fucking silky
like
Jason's doing a push-up fade
Up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down
Get it out of the way!
Get it out of the way, get it out of the way!
Is Jason on blast?
What's going on here?
Is my friend up there still doing good?
No, he's just hanging around.
I bet.
It's not, it's not my birthday. It's not my...
It says it's below here.
What do you remember?
It's not my...
Did you throw out my fucking camera?
What did you wish for?
It is, I love you.
I
See here
Almost done chat
Okay, I'm not kidding we gotta try these so first we got said gummies Wow, let's give it a go
Me oh
Try now.
Mee-ho!
First snap, that's pretty good.
I can't eat these. Don't eat it, bro.
Wait, why are you spitting it out?
Bro, you're not gonna gain weight.
Yeah, but, might as well not.
Hi, my name is Crystal.
And I'm from Delaware. Oh my god, was this the guy earlier who said he's from Delaware?
and I said fuck you I wanted to send you this package because I really enjoy your
streams right now I grew up with a very cool family we basically used to took
edibles every time we watch your content for a year now your reactions and
jokes genuinely make my day better when I'm watching I thought it would be cool
I would have sent you some Mexican edible candies for you to try on stream.
Thank you for always putting in content stable entertained.
Can you just admit to something contraband?
I'm just kidding.
I don't know if this is edibles.
Wait!
Hold on.
I don't think it's actually edibles.
I'm just sorry.
I was just trying to get some Kekos in the tab, bro.
Did I manage to get any or no?
Alright, where's all my Mexicans at, y'all?
He said this is Mexican candy.
Is this good candy or no?
Let me know right now.
What's happening? Is everything good?
Yeah.
Hmm.
That type of me-ho in my chat, that automatically doesn't mean you're just...
That's a hunter-mill-grinder, nerds-rope.
No.
I'm not a fan of this one. This one's interesting.
I'm gonna put that here. I'm on my pain.
I'll be honest with you, bro.
Ooh, those are good.
What?
What are you just having in your hand?
This?
I'm pretty sure.
Let me see.
Eat Bob-Bob?
No, I think it's like you push out like some like shit and then you like, no, you gotta
take off the red thing.
Okay.
And then you push it and you just eat the shit that you push out and it tastes good.
You like push it out, you like push it, push the white part, push along.
That's just good.
Yo, hold on.
My papi took out my mango.
My neighbor was Mexican and I used to jog all his-
Wait, this is good. What is this?
I don't even know. I'm telling you it's good.
What is this? Is it bad for me?
That's a good group. This is a good box.
You know when I was younger? I had a binky until I was like 17.
I just always needed something to suck on, bro. It was like weird.
Tom, it's called tomorrow, though. What is that?
Who's on the other side of the white bag?
You've got Mexican Doritos.
Yeah, there's this.
What is this?
Bro, you know what I really want to do?
I want to go visit every single country and just try their food.
Every single country.
That ass.
We should do like the Ultimate Mukbang series.
Take her on there.
And then at the end we run across the whole country.
To burn it off.
Someone's gonna steal that.
I can't open it.
Am I a fucking fat ass?
Don't I have sausage fingers?
Don't answer that.
Bro, I've got sausage fingers.
I can't.
Bro, I can't open it.
You wanna try?
Sure.
Ooh, bakari.
Hold on, bro.
I can't, bro, I can't open it, you want to try it?
Sure.
Ooh, bocari.
Hold on, bro.
Oh, that is go-to.
It's like a Kit-Kat chap. What is bocari?
Is this good?
Wait, does anyone know these snacks?
Oh, God, this is good.
Those are good?
Is it good?
Really?
Is this a P.O. or a mukbang?
So you guys don't want me to eat the food.
Let me know now.
It's good.
I'm gonna put this inside,
then it eats off-street.
Here.
It's like a rip in a huge store.
Is it yummy?
I'm gonna try it.
What's the problem?
You know what this is, it's Nutella.
But flavors.
Is it good?
Yeah, this is gas.
Meepa, bombito, God me, amigo.
Oh my God.
Thank you guys, bro.
Thank you for the food.
That's so bad for you.
So let me get this straight.
I swear, bro, I'm at the point right now where they're gonna just like say if I eat
I need a salad as dad for me.
All right, you ready, bro?
We're moving, we got a good amount of ox's left.
We have a lot left.
But, at least we're having fun, are you having fun?
I'm enjoying my stay.
Are you enjoying your stay?
If you're enjoying your stay in the chat, drop a name.
So this one says Fragile, shall we?
Oh, let's move all this.
All right, let's see what this one is, ready?
What if this is like the world's,
like the biggest dragon dodo.
Is that a possibility or no?
There's no way, right?
What could this be?
It says use no hooks.
Use no hooks.
What does that mean?
Like...
careful when you stab into it.
Really?
Maybe, I don't know.
Well, how the fuck?
I don't know what else I'll do.
Is this GGs?
How do you do it?
Hold on, child.
I'm going to take the pin in a second.
How do you do it?
How do you open this?
Do you know how to do this?
Ow!
What do you know?
How is it fragile?
It's a fucking rug.
Hold on.
This shit better not be a fucking shit rug. Facts or no? What do you think it is Liz?
I don't know. What if it's Lucky? Oh my god this is gonna be a Max the Shades in my 7-0
watchman. Are you gonna be watching with me though? Are you watching it? I'm gonna be there.
Lucky and right in there. Okay let's go, we got him buddy. Hold on! Bro this guy better not be a
Maybe work this hard for some bullshit ass around this shit better like
Well this shit better like the night I'm not a kid
Bro, I'm like losing weight doing this wrong about it not go to the gym tomorrow
Like
Ah!
Bro, who packages this much for a fucking rug?
Is this normal to package a rug?
Whatever I got one of those in this package.
But they probably wanted to make sure it got safely to you.
Maybe they put a lot of time in this.
I don't say that, you're setting me up now.
Oh, look at this, I'll say this.
Okay, you're gonna be the judge.
Okay.
Okay?
I don't know, so just judge it.
Tell me what you think.
Let me know, okay?
It's some sort of, I think it's like some sort of character.
Don't spoil it dude.
I mean, I'm just, I didn't know that.
Chad, what do you think it is?
I didn't know that.
Make some guesses.
What do you think it is?
Some sort of character, I think.
From like what though?
I don't know, maybe like a chicken from family guy.
Oh no, I got it like I said, not fucking chicken.
For some reason.
That's it.
Okay. This might be tough.
Hold on.
It's not about going out at all.
Hold it.
Hold on, please.
Oh my God.
Okay, this was worth it.
Perfect.
Oh my God, this was worth it!
Bro, let's go!
Oh my god, wait, this is fire.
Hey, W. Rugg.
This is actually caught.
Oh god, I like this rug.
Yeah, it's the rug.
Tell me you fucking rug in the chat, man.
That's actually caught.
Oh god.
That was actually a good get.
Four teeth.
What the fuck?
Why does he have four teeth?
All right, what was the pen that y'all wanted me to see was it
It's not AI I think it's I don't know if that's a nice run. It feels nice. Yeah, it's pretty chill Kanye box
All right, hold on
No choice.
Corner.
Say what?
I'm just...
There's nothing in my life that's gonna be about her.
What?
There's nothing in this at all.
Wait, it's in the small thing.
Oh yeah, we're cooked.
I don't know if I'm gonna be able to find that small thing.
Because it's not in the big box. Is it in the small one? Try it or no.
Is it in the big one or the small one?
I mean, I haven't tried to look for it.
Nothing in my life is going to be better.
See, like, this is the Kanye box.
The Kanye West vinyl. No, that was it.
It literally says Kanye West vinyl. That's it.
He did not send two things, unless it sent a different box.
So hold on, wait, it might be this one.
Yeah, they might have sent it as two different packages.
It might be this. Hold on.
Oh, what the fuck is this?
Well, is it a set of where for that one?
I think I found the other one.
Another question is,
Why don't you send me Q-tips with this?
The fuck?
What do you think it is?
I don't know.
Nine Vicious?
Hopefully.
Justin Bieber.
Yeah, so you're gonna send me a fucking Justin Bieber whole type, all that matters where it goes to change me,
copy it, one like that, but you motherfucker.
That's a golden album?
Um, let's get some W's!
I'm gonna let Boba listen to this because Boba loves Justin Bieber.
Try to adjust to Bieber, dude.
That's top three. The best Justin Bieber album is the one where he, uh,
I'm all right here. Everybody rollin'.
They don't know that song or not. Am I stupid?
All right, we're gonna open up a big boy. Yo, can we get a WPO box, by the way, so far?
This is the first time we didn't get sent just like a thousand food. This is actually like good items.
I agree.
Like, this is like good items. I'm not a luckler, but it's a whore. This is from iCup again.
I spoke too fucking soon, didn't I?
So we got protein donuts.
Nice.
W-brown and black.
Protein donuts.
And now we also got, this is good loot.
Oh, that's actually good loot, guys.
Power, protein, and then we've also got
Pr-pride protein chips.
Nice.
Holy protein, Max.
W.
Ate with a protein.
W protein.
Expired.
Wait.
What's the date on there?
Best Buy, January 27th.
January 9th, 2027.
How does milk last a year?
Is this good for us?
something's up with this
uh...
okay so we have a lot of
we have a lot of small ones
but i'm gonna get the big ones out the way
okay i don't really know about this one
whoever sent me this
this is fucking huge
the reason we opened this is because we couldn't fit in the car
yeah it wouldn't fit in the car
okay it was in a box
but it's huge
fucking huge
I don't want to talk it up.
Oh my fucking god.
This is crazy huge.
This is fucking...
Oh!
Dude.
It's like ridiculously huge.
SIDE!
Oh, oh no.
Nihonion.
Nihonion, mignon.
Yo.
Look, there's someone in here.
I think there's someone in here.
Hello?
Where do I put this?
On your bed for now.
This is heavy.
Like, do you see how big this is?
Do you think there's a camera in here?
Probably.
Do you think there's a camera in this shot?
I don't think so, right?
Do you know anything?
No.
I don't think so.
Alright, oh.
Fuck it, I guess.
Good gift so far.
Why not?
Yes!
Alright.
You got it.
This one is fucking heavy.
Get in it, guys, I can't. I'm not getting in that. You only get in those when there's
no fur. It's gonna fuck up the whole fur. There's not a bomb inside! Shut up! Not everything
I think it's a fucking bomb!
I don't even have a guess right now.
You?
You gonna enjoy this?
Yeah, it's going well.
Best wishes.
There's the graduation hat? Oh god, I don't know what this is.
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this? Am I stupid?
Brother, did you just send me a bunch of fucking rocks?
Did you dead ass just send me a bunch of fucking rocks?
You sent me a fucking box of rocks!
Why am I so mad?
Bro, you deadass just sent me...
Like...
Bro, he's just sent me fucking r-
Yo, yo, why am I so mad?
I don't know, maybe because I took this to my fucking car and it was so heavy.
Yo, I'm not even kidding, kick rocks, oh my fucking god, yo, this is the worst gift
ever.
I mean, you gave me a fucking box of rocks, bro.
This is genuinely the worst fucking thing I've ever gotten, I'm not even kidding.
Like I'm actually serious, bro, this is the worst shit I've ever gotten.
It's chocolate rocks even.
Ah!
It might be.
Yeah, bro.
It's chocolate rocks.
All right.
All right, so there's three, four,
and then there's a bunch of small ones,
and then we're done.
Rafa, I would steer you off.
And then we have to clean up.
Yo, this one's heavy too.
I swear to God, did he send me two boxes of rocks?
Should I just open this one first?
Let me see.
Bro, this is the heaviest one.
Oh my God, oh my God.
Like, look.
Bro.
Please, bro.
Like, did you send me two boxes?
Oh, shit.
Okay, this is a go-to gift.
He sent me a bunch of fucking...
Oh my God!
That water is down to two.
Core water.
Finally!
Thank you, bro.
Actually, good gift.
Thank you.
Thank you for the water.
Oh my God.
WCore, chap.
WCore.
Look at that, W-Core.
All right, sorry.
Open from other side, all right?
Open this side up, okay?
Too wrong, letter.
I hate letters.
Like, not like letter letters, I hate opening like letters.
You know what I'm talking about?
Like I wish it was just to just put it in the box because I end up ripping the letter
No, not like I hate letters for oh my god. Let's try this so dumb
Okay, this is good. I'm right. I
Wanted to reach out because your streams have been a massive lifetime lifeline for me lately
I recently lost my dog unexpectedly and honestly erect me. It was yes
My AC works
My heart, and I actually flipped my life, in my darkest days I went back and found your
post about Jackson, seeing you go through that made me feel so much less alone, reminding
me that even though we can't bring them back, we can't honor them by being the better people
still here.
The loss actually pushed me to get close to my family and tell my parents I love them
every day.
I think that was my dog's fine gift to me.
I know you get torn a lot and play the punching bag for content, but you genuinely make people
smile when they've forgotten how.
When I was depressed 24 seven years, streams were the only thing that broke, disciple.
We might troll you, but we are grateful for you.
Even if you're the fart of Twitch,
I'd inhale that fart any day of the week.
All right, love you, bro,
and recipes to all of our loved ones we lost.
PS, I got you a tribute to Jackson,
burger and some snacks.
I know it's not much, but I hope you enjoy it.
Oh, burger, burger to the cat.
That's going on the bed.
Yep.
Oh, damn.
Jackson with the headset.
Wait, that is so nice of you.
Wow, that's actually really cute.
Thank you so much.
You want to put this on the shelf?
It's going to go right here.
Thank you.
Really cute.
Thank you.
All right, if you insist.
Are you fucking in?
You think I'm trolling, right?
69 grams of protein.
Are you reading this?
You see what it says?
69 grams of protein.
Wait, 21 grams of protein, what does it say?
67?
Wait, I gotta try this.
Oh my gosh, here's my protein, try this.
That has to be 80 grams of protein right here.
Yeah, that's good protein, this is good protein.
Thank you for the protein, let's get you some W's.
Thank you for the snacks, I'll keep you right here.
of all other food.
Shout out, I know you're thinking it,
so I'll say it, shout out, Jason.
Oh, cause the Asian dude, yep, I actually was thinking that.
WGIF, thank you.
This is what PO's all about, man.
Just spreading positivity.
Can we get some W's?
Another record.
Another record.
What do you think it is?
Nine dishes.
The game.
Queen.
Oh!
I'm not Lurk Lurk, so war.
Another one bites the dust.
What?
All you do is read the back.
Wait, is this not the one where he goes,
is this the real?
Is this the fantasy?
That's a good record, thank you.
No?
No, it's not on here.
Play it?
I'm gonna open all of them, hold on, there's so many.
But actually, that's actually nice.
Bro, I think I got set another one, I'm not even kidding.
We're gonna have to go through every single one,
chat, just chill.
There's nine wishes.
Does nine wishes even have a vinyl?
I don't know.
Who has the best vinyl?
Michael Jackson, low key, probably has some fire one.
Frank Ocean.
Oh, I'm not even kidding,
if Frank Ocean would hit, oh god.
Frank Ocean would be good at you.
Taylor Swift?
Ah, we gotta get over here, hold on.
No way!
That's usually the best one you've got.
Do never go out of style! Shake it off! I shake it off!
Wuh-oh!
Um, and I've got a blank space, baby!
And I write your name!
Well, this is actually the best one you've got.
Thank God they sent this one. This one's hard as fuck.
I gotta play every single song right now,
because this is the whole thing, right?
We might as well just cancel the whole field,
block the signal, listen to every single song,
and start to finish without speeding it up.
This is really good. Thank you.
I'm gonna make sure this is that off stream.
Um, can you box this one then?
So I got a good news.
We're now on to a small one.
Is that a good news?
Yeah, I speak my name.
Get some W's going so far, chat.
If you guys have been enjoying the P.O. box.
Another Hello Kitty.
It's getting kind of weird now.
I only like the gifts from the ladies.
Retweets are no.
I mean, I'll take it, but this one's going for me.
I'm afraid people are going to start saying weird shit. So this one is mine shout out y'all
Very nice no letter though. No letter
No way this would do a whole fucked up. Didn't you just fuck this those are the ones that I was guessing in
You suck on these all day if you want
Let's go like we're looking go through there's no notes this one's to Ronaldo Goldstein
Nice, so he eats my lawyer. What did my lawyer send me? Let's find out
Does anyone need a matter daddy?
Wait, what is the fuck is a matter daddy? This is going on right now
It's got like the like the like we bath the bad like trump gas on wait what
I just hate my viewers, I'm not even kidding, I fucking hate you guys, you just make a mess
in my room.
Like you actually just make a mess in my fucking room.
This one is to stable retardo from daily...
You're like, oh my god.
Bro, like...
It's already fucking just dirty, bro.
They're saying it's the...
There's nothing in this.
What are you guys...
There's nothing in this!
What is this?
Oh, they're for my records.
Brother?
Yeah.
All right.
Thank you.
Sorry.
Elrond, I'll keep those with my records.
Oh, call me a...
Am I making?
I'm not opening this. I'm sorry. I don't know whose page this is.
You're a piece of shit, though. I'm gonna keep this right over here.
Bro, it's literally causing a mess everywhere.
What the?
Elrond, open!
So you want me to fucking open that? Should I go outside and open it or no?
I could go to the balcony real quick.
Nothing in my life is going to be the same.
They put my matter at dirty.
Why am I seeing a tweet?
I hate people, bro. Some people I just despise, bro.
Alright, let's open it bro, for the chat, one.
Chad, do you guys like my sweatshirt?
It's hot as shit outside today.
Do you like my sweatshirt or not?
It's pretty neat.
This one.
It's pretty neat.
Alright, ready?
RAP DICTIONARY
RAP DICTIONARY
Blank recorded cards. Can record up to 30 seconds.
Bro, this is every- Bro, this is fucking messy.
Oh my god, bro. It's like-
Oh no. How do I get that?
Step over and grab it
Code try or he's leaving. I'm gonna be back for that. Thank you for the recording business calendar
Everyone say thank you
Don't have a run me bro
Well that was us that was really bad that was my worst gift besides fucking rocks
I'm gonna need a reconstruction of this room
Yeah, it's looking good.
It's okay, you're gonna help.
Let me get some WAs in the chat for helping.
Oh, for our garden.
Wait, he Dennis sent me sunflower seeds.
Thank you, I'm gonna put that there.
Should we really try to fix our garden like one of these days?
They could.
Bro, I'm just scared because one of the animals ordered food to the house.
Thank God.
Yeah.
What they ordered?
They ordered Domino's outside at 2 AM.
That is weird.
White sausage, salvina, alpina.
Is this weed?
Is this fucking weed?
Oh my god.
Is this weed?
Let me see.
It's salvia.
Is this fucking weed?
You supposed to eat those seeds.
Oh my god.
You supposed to eat them.
They're like deterra seeds.
You're supposed to eat them.
I'm not kidding.
Are you serious?
Yes, they're good for you.
It's like a super seed.
You're supposed to eat a lot, and then you see someone.
What do you see?
hat man just wait it's a black shirt oh it's not true it's nothing crazy
100% cotton and fire is fuck oh they actually sent you just four black so
You just sent me black shirts because you guys think I just wear black shirts always. All right. Yeah, sure. I'll wear these later
Fuck it
Why is my scarlet like falling?
Cat doobie stay fresh
Oh, it's like we for cat. Thank you. Why does no one send me letters anymore like in this shit?
Okay, this is bullshit. There's so much bullshit that we picked up. Like, what the fuck is this?
Did I miss Ron's bar mitzvah? What the fuck are you talking about?
We haven't smashed the plates yet.
You know, it was he said if I had a bar mitzvah he'd show.
He told me he said if you ever have a bar mitzvah he'd say a thousand percent show up.
Mmm.
Yeah, I'm just not wearing this shabach alone bitches
All right, let's do a quick fucking golf course. I mean you were
His real is calling I must go I'll keep that one
I'm not accepting the call, bro.
Did you just send me?
This fucking piss
Eww, four pack, last up to two years, restartable bag
I'm done bro, for Ronnie Indian, bro
Oh, so this is for humidifiers
Oh, but like what are they sending me ladies like bro like why are you like naming me Ronnie Indian?
And then you just give me mail the boy. What the fuck is this, bro?
Like what am I supposed to do with this shit like
Indian times, bro
What's your fucking voice on?
I'm not opening any of these. I think these are bullshit. Besides, we love it in my name
on it, you know what I'm saying? Like for real, they're like letter letters. Yeah, see,
this is like a letter letter. You have the worst fans? Yeah? Well, that's why. Let's
read this one. Talk about the worst fans. My name is Lucas. I'm a freshman at high school
in Wisconsin. I'm writing because I like your streams and for a business class assignment
we were a writer celebrity we like. I chose you because your content is always entertaining
sometimes I enjoy watching. What I admire the most is how funny and real you are
on-screen. You don't seem fake or forced like some creators can be. You just act
like yourself and it makes it more fun to watch. I also like how you interact
with your chat. After school, you're streaming something I can put on and
just relax to and they always end up making me laugh. That's a big reason why
I picked you for the assignment. Our class is also doing a friendly competition
so you see who can get a response back. If you have time, it would mean a lot if you
you could send a reply, autograph, or anything at all.
Yeah, Lopi, can you send my back?
Yeah, Lopi, make sure, Lopi,
hit me up after the stream here, Lopi.
Thank you.
Thank you.
W. Lopi in the chat, man.
Like, who the fuck is this, bro?
Oh, that's Colt Haverkamp.
Who's taking these candid photos of him?
Like, why are you sending me this, bro?
Dear Lacey Ron Silkie Jason Marlendor Daft.
My name is Colt, and I'm graduating from high school this year.
I'm starting this fall.
Our cyber security.
My dream is to be a streamer like y'all.
I sent this letter to show my appreciation.
Oh, I fucked up.
Influence you've caused on me.
I watched your indivision for the brightest times,
and I'm so happy you became the group you are today.
Sincerely.
Yeah, bro.
I mean, this is a beautiful note, bro.
But why the fuck are you sending me photos of you?
Like, you're way too happy in these fucking photos, bro.
Wait, after years of growth and challenge and discovery, I've been battling cerebral
palsy and I sent you this to announce that I only have about a month left.
I'm making this all up just to make you feel bad.
I'm religious.
No, it didn't say any of that.
I was trying to see what you said.
Here, shit.
Here.
Here.
Here.
Here.
Here.
How many graduations are there?
Who the fuck are you?
Saturday, May 23rd.
Where is this?
Sterling High School.
How close is that to them?
I'm gonna go to these.
When you were graduating, did you just get cards like that?
I never had some shit like that on my graduate.
Dude, why would kids send me cards?
Well, I mean, did you have some shit like that for yourself?
Like, why would all the same people have this shit?
I don't know. I guess they just fucking just do it.
Holy shit.
Yo, what's up, stable? Let me start off by saying in no way shape or form is this letter of self promo.
This is the best way I can talk to you directly and have a slight change yet.
She has a 20-year-old college student from a small town in Tennessee.
I have a sport background, play football, and basketball.
I'm about 12, from my middle and high school years old.
I often had to play college by the time of the time later down the road because I would like to go back and regret it.
I started streaming about a year or so ago and I've been constantly playing video games.
a minimum audience ever since I have a strong passion for streaming and I know something
that I want to pursue going forward. Obviously creating a future in the industry is no easy
task yet I'm confident in my ability to know it eventually eventually is how I'm going
to come. As previously mentioned I live in a small town so I'm a respectable content
I can put out. Once I'm allowed to make a push through is knowing the story of many others
for the past year and I have a message you lazy jigsies sketch on Twitter asking the
detective jobs and opportunities I made, a challenge for myself in this year's stream
every single day it says I'm going to make a channel currently on day 89 and I have multiple
clips of 500,000 views, most popular is 2.2 million views on reels. I list all the social
media to the bottom of the page so that you can see my comment and I can clearly understand
You don't have to come to the community center, but I know that can never succeed if you don't at least try
Thank you for reading this. I look forward to watching you. You're the kind of ghost. Thank you. Yeah, you just come to the poor house, bro
Thank you so much, bro
That's actually nice of him. No
I just call it your stream. I mean, bro, you gotta keep in mind. I gotta read these letters though. Some people look up to me, bro
You don't even say anything. You just read it and throw it away
Well, I mean, if it's like a letter that actually catches my eye besides a fucking grass
Join us to celebrate
Class of 20. Is this a fucking child?
class of 37 oh no oh no oh no I'm a high school senior that we tend where I plan study business
with the growth of my business I run my own nail business from home where I create sets
Also, I'm also managing everything personally, this is starting to start by some of my own beauty, but also marketing and revenue and also everything that I love about this.
Is this Botted?
This is Botted, I think.
Thank you.
Maybe all of these are Botted.
Yeah, I look who I think they are.
Wait, are these?
Wait, I'm God?
These are-
These have to be Botted.
Who is Kingston Allen, bro?
Bro.
No!
These are fake.
Some of these are actually fake, though.
Yeah, actually, I have to be bothered.
This is the real one.
I think all the graduation ones are bothered.
That's a cool photo.
Something's on the back here.
You don't even have to send me text.
No, I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I don't even know what this is, let me taste.
Hey, thanks for the matters.
Please call me and pretend to be my dad and say you're proud of it.
And then you left me his number.
I know.
Whatever, bro.
I just don't even care anymore, I just have to do this for the whole time.
I sold.
How do you not answer?
Well, you can't take your call now.
At the tone, please record your message.
When you've finished recording, simply hang up or press count for further options.
Hey, it's your dad.
I just want to say I'm so proud of you.
You've come a long way, and I'm just so fucking proud of you.
Don't ever give up and I love you, son.
Don't ever listen to the haters. You are great.
You are great. I love you. Dad signing off. Horace out.
Yo, this guy needs to get banned from my show. He just keeps saying he's Instagram-shut up.
How are we still at that kind of time?
I'm not even kidding.
That guy's a fuck.
Oh, sure. What is it?
Okay.
What is it?
What is it?
My problem.
Aw, so cute.
Like, this shit is garbage, bro.
This is fake.
This is fake.
Anything that's in that type of letter, I'm never gonna open chat
because usually it's just like some bullshit.
So if you ever send me something, don't send me a nut.
Okay, so this shirt is being ridden. Team Miners. This is fire! Team Miners all the way! Hold on.
I love Team Miners, brother. This is good.
I feel like J.C. would like this shirt.
You should wear it to the Minecraft hardcore.
Oh, definitely wear this. Chad, who's ready for the Minecraft hardcore marathon in person with me and J.C.?
And JC, I'm almost done.
More black shirts.
Oh wait, no, this one says tongue tongue tongue salara.
Wow.
Very nice.
You've never gotten a shirt like this.
I've never gotten one like this.
Thank you.
A large print Bible.
Oh, it is a Bible.
Thank you.
Thomas Nelson, new King Gene. Thank you.
Thank you so much, dude.
Keep that right there.
Thank you. Why does no one leave a letter with this shit though?
I'm confused. Do you guys sense that, to anyone who says stuff, do you guys send letters and I just get it lost?
Because I'm confused on why we would not send letters.
Like why would you not send letters?
Fart spread. Okay, it already smells like...
UGH!
Oh my god, smell the inside of this, oh my god.
I'm trippin'?
Oh my god, I have tears in my eyes.
What did I just smell?
Oh my god, you might have just got some crazy, I don't even know.
Oh my god, I got a whiff of that.
I thought maybe he sprayed it and then gave it to you?
I would have sawed myself.
Who's that?
A little unprofessional.
What the fuck is this?
And it's not even a real disc!
Why won't you stop right now?
Thank you!
And then everyone's just laughing.
Alright, we'll have a little bit left chat.
Another shirt, what is it, bro?
Private label.
What is it, bro?
Private label.
Straight fucking dog shit.
This is like V-Loan if you like, they have no money.
In there, they're talking.
Oh, this is tough, yeah.
Who the fuck is this?
Who the fuck is this bro?
Who the fuck are these people bro?
Bro what the fuck is this you?
Bro, what the fuck is this you?
Yo, I can't.
Alright, one last couple.
Chad, next time should we do less boxes for Pio or is this a good you think?
What do you mean?
Like how do we do less?
I'm saying like do you think it's too much at once?
Because it goes on for a while.
So what are you saying?
We don't have to do Pio more frequently?
So plus two?
Yeah.
Uh.
Todd.
A suitcase.
A plushie's lace?
The plushies lays?
I don't think it ever had...
That does not look like me.
It is you.
Is it?
Oh, it is me.
What's in this suitcase? Is it money?
I can put both on your bed.
What?
How do I open this? Is there money in here?
Brother, there's probably money in here. How do I open it, Lace?
Let me see.
Oh.
Autism card.
Can be used to get out of anything.
ADHD calmed.
Can be used to get out of any...
You don't like it?
Why would I like it out of all types of stuff?
See, look, for a joke art.
Like, why are you sending me a letter for another man?
Of course, from him.
A girl just sent me her fucking Venmo.
And then it says graduation.
I gotta say this to Bob.
Hello, my name is Gracie.
I'm so excited to be graduating from high school.
Alright, you don't fuck.
This is all his body, bro.
For fucking Joe Bart.
I'm not fucking Joe Bart.
A penis pump.
So I got sent a fucking penis pump.
Yeah, I'm not using this, bro. I'm not using that.
That shit is so annoying. Why are you sending me this shit?
Stop saying Max win, bro.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, I don't care about your fucking graduation, bro.
What was that?
Food list for diabetes, yo.
I'm never fucking doing this P.O. shit ever again, bro.
Like, why would I continue to do this?
Like, why?
Why, bro? What is it? What is it?
What is it?
I like the gentleman.
That's my fucking girlfriend.
Nice.
All right, yeah, this is just getting weird now.
Yeah, this is just getting weird.
Nice.
All right, that was actually weird.
I just don't understand this angle.
What is this?
What is this?
Why is it so...
A grenade?
Who do you think you are?
Grenade?
Okay.
Are you...
Don't tell me this is...
This is what I think it is right?
Are you serious?
Am I supposed to put my penis in this?
I am supposed to put my penis in this.
Okay, I'm not trying this.
Bro, what is that? Is that for my penis?
Is that for my penis?
L, ungrateful.
Try it.
Listen.
Please, bro.
It's like one of the last three packages.
What is it, man?
Oh my gosh.
This is why we can't do jokes, bro.
Like, this is what I mean.
Like a triple XL.
Like, this is the fucking size of my body, bro.
What did you send me in a big package that's nearly the size of my hand?
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
Sooo far.
What is this?
What is this?
Is that a mirror?
I think it's a binky.
Oh god.
I think I really think it's a binky bro.
What is this?
I'm pretty sure.
Why is there a diamond on it?
It's like, you put it in your mouth and it's like grills.
are you trolling me this is a butt plug sound god that's a butt plug that's what
a butt plug looks like it's not used wait I'm not gonna lie
That's kind of cute.
That is cute.
You wanna smell it?
No I don't.
Oh god, it smells like shit.
Because I haven't showered after boxing.
Oh god, I don't wanna smell it.
Alright.
Alright chat.
Last three.
Ready?
The last three.
Drop a me if you were on the YouTubes and you made it this far, hopefully this is edited way faster.
There's tattoos.
Here we go.
I found my princess chilling in the background.
Premium catnip.
Oh! For burger!
Oh, so cute!
It's fire.
W fuckin burger. We're gonna get burger fuckin fried. We're gonna just fuckin get
them fried. W burger. Alright Jack, ready? Last two. The final two. If you're on
YouTube, make sure to hit that subscribe button if you want to send it to the
V-O-Box Exhibition Mark PO. If you're in the Twitch Jack, Exhibition Mark PO right
now and drop an i-Stay for the whole thing if you enjoyed the whole thing.
I'm not gonna, this is gonna be a pretty good P.O. box over here.
I do agree.
Like until we get to the small gifts.
I do agree.
What about the big gifts?
I don't know, I'm graduating.
Oh!
This is going to be awesome.
This is cute.
This is fucking cute.
So cute!
I'm gonna put these right here.
Oh god.
Yes?
Can I show you something?
Yeah, go ahead bro.
I want my last package.
Last package?
Yeah.
I'm gonna put these right here.
Oh god.
Yes?
Can I show you something?
Yeah, go ahead bro.
I want my last package.
Last package?
Yeah.
I was back in the shop.
This was for you.
Hello!
I was dead to slanted in the door.
Yeah, come on.
Don't get nervous, Brooke.
Come on, Jay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I was scared of dentistry I was scared of pretty girls and starting conversations
Oh my friends I'm ten a cream You're the magician's assistant in the dream
That's really bad.
That's so scary.
Don't ever do that again.
Yeah, that was the worst shit.
We're going to the house right now.
I bet you want to try that.
I want to run.
Yeah, I got you.
You want to run?
Yeah, in a little bit.
Jason wants to do an Oklahoma drill.
I thought you were doing it.
Bro, you got to move.
Shut your ass up.
Yeah, me just told you to set the fuck up.
He just told you to set the fuck up.
No, no, no, I got it! I got it! I got it!
I got it! I got it!
Yeah, so the kicking strat did not work against him.
Well, that was...
You didn't even see my generation.
I'm going to jump and put that two out.
This is fucking badass.
All right.
For the last time.
For the last time.
All right, for the last gift, I present to you, a yarmulke.
Throw it on, bro.
Sugar tea.
Okay, I'm putting this on my girlfriend.
It's underwear made out of candy.
Yeah, I'm fucking some shit tonight.
All right, y'all.
Wait.
That is the end of the P.O. Box.
That is everything that we did today.
This is the end of the P.O. Box.
Let's get a W fuckin' P.O. in the chat.
You know what I'm saying?
This is a lot of shit.
This took us a long time.
My favorite item was something that's actually good.
It was from, I think my name was Emma.
Shout out Emma, we're putting this up.
This is very nice.
And yeah, if you guys want to send some to P.O. Box, X-Mission mark, P.O. on the Twitch side, if you're on YouTube, make sure to go to the comment section, and also, guys, it's gonna WP-O and everybody say bye, YouTube, yeah, it's bye, YouTube.
Let's fucking go, W's in the fucking car.
Alright, well, I left the fucking- now it's a mess.
That's the craziest fucking mess.
Oh.
Chad, you know how Jason knows how to play that? Look at what I know how to play.
Name any song I can play it.
Name a song.
Um...
You know that song now?
It's on a good level today.
What about this one?
I get nervous.
You want me to keep going, son? I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I sell some W's.
Stay with me, now.
Stay with me now.
Stay with me now.
Stay with me now.
Stay with me now.
Stay with me now.
Hey!
How's that?
I need to get a hussy!
What does he want?
I don't know.
A hussy, a hussy?
Can't you tell him?
Can't you tell him?
I
So that's a vision now
I'm gonna learn how to play it.
She's gonna hit it.
She's gonna hit it.
WPO, Chad.
Let's see what else we got going on.
Fly me to the moon.
Let me play you most of the songs.
What if I were to be hit?
I'm sorry.
Everybody's gonna have to slip like this.
Busted my hair open and blood just started gushing out of my head.
I'm sick.
Can I have that?
Something on your hair.
It's not gonna be this glass.
What are you getting?
For a Charger's game this season.
Any game you want to go to, he said he got us a sweep.
Can we get on the field with you and play?
No, we can't.
You do not want to play.
We can go pre-game.
Really?
Yes.
Wait, when is the next Charger's game?
Is it in season yet?
No, it starts, what is it, it starts on August?
Pre-season is August, so it's season.
Damn.
We're going out.
Oh, wow, that's nice.
Session.
Damn.
I wish I had a jersey.
I got you bro. I got the whole high school high.
Yeah, it's me home.
Oh, me home?
Yeah, I'm the Spaniard.
Oh, mi papรก me to cami amigo.
Si, papรก me.
Zibloteca.
Ah, zibloteca.
That bag's actually touched me when I was younger.
That's what I said. Mi papรก me to cami amigo.
Here, here.
Oh, here. My guy. Here.
Alright, well, where'd Jason go?
I don't know, actually.
I want to go harass him.
Jason?
Oh, you?
I see that side.
Who's that?
Come on.
Should I go out there?
Is that security?
I really don't know where this is going.
Where's this audio from?
You see these?
Where's Jason?
Where is he?
Potato gun please. No we can't guys.
I got a message from my lawyer, Lucas Goldstein,
where Lucas Goldstein and me said that is not a good idea under code 236.
Under code 236 in California, you're not allowed to operate a weapon that is made from Norhouse or anywhere.
Wait, can you play that one song that goes,
Fly me to the moon, let me play amongst the stars,
I sound good with matter and more.
One, two, three, four, fly me to the moon and let me implode.
No!
Sing this one, sir.
Sing this one.
Okay.
This is how it goes.
All right.
All right.
Okay.
All right, cut.
Okay, I have to go slower, though.
Okay, so, ready?
You want to sing that?
Listen to the lyrics and you can pick it up.
I got you, ready?
I was scared of danger in the dark.
I don't want to listen.
I don't want to listen.
Listen, listen.
I'm going to head out of here.
No, no, no.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
I remember this segment.
I think I did this actually at the piano for about 30 days straight.
No, no.
Oh, God.
I'm going to try.
Go ahead.
I think I did this actually at the piano for about 30 days straight.
No, no. Oh, God.
Look, how nice you are.
Dude, I think you're fine.
Conversations, oh, uh...
No, you're doing good.
It's all from you, bro.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I knew some newbies. You wanna hear some on?
I can't hear.
Why's she getting pretty good?
You know the music?
Since when?
I don't have anything.
Do I have my decoration?
Oh, holy fucking boxes.
Oh!
Alright.
Ready? What is this one?
I got a couple. This is one if you're ever feeling suicidal.
Okay.
I don't want to kill myself.
I got a couple. This is one if you're ever feeling suicidal.
Okay.
I don't want to kill myself.
I got a couple.
I got a couple.
Oh, that's my girlfriend's tree, dude.
No, I hit the game sheen, bro.
I was gonna overlay it with you.
Do you want me to hit it again?
Yeah, yeah.
Well, like, take your time, bro.
Time.
No, no, no. You go and then I go.
Bro, let me hold on.
Oh, we can be a band.
Okay, all right. Ready?
One, two, one, two, three.
They're coming.
They're coming.
I'm leaving.
I'm leaving.
I'm leaving.
I'm leaving.
I'm leaving.
I'm leaving.
I'm leaving.
I'm leaving.
I'm leaving.
Are you going to hear some shit for real?
Ever been a miner or no?
You don't even know what I'm doing, bro?
Not dumb.
You don't know Minecraft?
I didn't hear it.
Bro, that was for all the minors.
Oh, but this is actually an A minor.
Like the A chord, the A string.
Oh, and this is the G string.
I wear this.
Bro, please don't.
We don't want you to learn guitar.
Nobody wants you to learn guitar.
Bro, what?
Bro, we could be a band.
Aaaaaaah ...
Oh, you're an artist!
Sooo ...
Oh, I didn't see it, I didn't see it in my court!
Mom, where do I go ...
It's over there, where do I go ...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know this one?
Yeah.
I think I might like it.
I don't know.
Oh.
Wait, hold on now.
Wait, hold on now.
Wait, you're low key.
I was scared of the dentist in the town hall.
Because I want all my friends to agree.
You always know you keep going.
Remember, only quitters quit.
Hold on.
Only quitters quit.
One more time.
One more here.
One more time.
Actually, you got a seat for the lyrics after me?
Yeah.
You knew the lyrics.
You got it.
You got it down.
Bro, you actually got it.
The chat wants you to do it.
They're screaming it, bro.
It was like me when I played the piano.
They didn't want to see it.
We don't learn voices the same song.
Alright, go ahead hit it.
I was scared of time to save the tar
I was scared of freeing girls and starting conversations from all my friends on the streets.
This is not like a piano. You're about to get mugged, ready?
Wait, listen to this, listen to this though, right?
I got it, I got it, I got it, there it is.
No!
Fuck, fuck, fuck!
Come on, come on, come on.
A, B, C.
Don't tell me you're washed, guy.
Come on, I got it, I got it, ready?
Yeah, I got you, I got you, I got you.
I don't know. I don't know.
Transition.
I was scared of dentists in the dark I was scared of girls that started conversations
And though my friends are turned green
That's really good.
Bro, we can really start some shit.
Yeah, let me try something real quick.
Fucking bitch!
Oh, my friends, we're dancing in the dark.
I'm getting it though. Once I get it down, oh god, we're gonna be a fuckin' boy band
in this bitch.
Maybe if you try some?
Fuck yeah!
Come on, fuck it.
Okay.
I got it, I got it, I got it, I gotta go.
I'm just gonna keep doing it.
NAH!
NAH!
I
Can switch it up for you I got you
Chains it up for you
Yeah, wait, hold on, hold on.
I'm gonna switch off your radio.
Take one more time, Jay.
I got you.
I got you, Jay.
I'm scared of staring at the stars.
What are you scared of?
Just keep saying it.
I must get up here because the starting conversations are higher than your total dream.
You're the magician's assistant in the dream.
I was scared of that, just in the door.
You gotta go, you gotta go, just get up.
I was scared of that, I didn't know that I started conversation by.
I don't want it, I don't care.
My friends are telling me.
What does that even mean, bro? I don't know what that means.
You're the magician's assistant in them dreams.
What are you talking about the chorus yet bro?
Just wait. I don't want to wait. Get out.
Just wait. It's coming bro.
Nope.
Guys, I don't care if you're scared of the dentist.
Clean your fucking room so you want me to basically stop when I'm in a clean room.
y'all haven't been doing drugs, bro. I'm not even kidding, like, that's it, bro.
I'm not even kidding.
Yo, fuck this shit.
Oh, my God.
I don't know, we should take the whole thing.
Huh?
You're gonna kill it.
Yeah, so do Oklahoma Drugs.
Ready?
So, did the party yesterday make me sweat?
I don't know.
Not for sure.
All right, let's do these Oklahoma Drugs.
I feel like a drug addict.
See my watch out?
New AP.
Is that Saeed bro?
What's wrong?
You're pacing up and down your carpet.
Yeah, I'm listening to you.
What are you listening to?
Family police now.
Oh, what is it?
I'm still trying to figure out what it is.
Okay, yeah, I'll probably ever need some what I'm not always around but I'm around
Ooh
What is this I try it and it's cannabis abuse. Oh god, this looks good
So I do a stream where I get fried
It's uh, what's it called rice crazy cheese
Okay, how fucked up is it get me? I think I take five milligrams of an edible and I get passed out
Like what would I do to me ladies? Oh, it's 10 milligrams per piece. So what I'd be like fucked
No, I mean, I don't know to me like for me. It just gets me fried for you. Probably get you fried. These are also cookies
Oh my god.
Wait, are you going to ask this?
Are you going to ask the whole of Jordan?
Oh, no.
Bro, you're Jersey.
What's your Jersey? What's my Jersey? I can get a Jersey.
Hey, Carlito! Hey, can you grab what color you want?
I love all colors.
Blue.
Blue?
Can you get the powder blue one?
That's Carlito right there.
Carlito, nice to meet you.
Sable.
Oh that one is tough! That's the one!
Oh which one though? The blue blue one right?
Yeah, the blue one.
You got the right one.
Wait, is this game warm?
These are the ones we, these are the extra ones that I didn't get to wear but these are...
Wow, it smells just like you.
Really?
Smells great.
I do want to go to South Africa, is it safe to go to the home of drill against you?
Yeah, I'm gonna go like 20% Oh
Yeah, where is it safe to do it Oklahoma drill against them?
Oh, you just want to stand I just like run at you you just run into me. I don't think
He's gonna hit me though
I believe I believe trust me
I believe my soul imagine in wonderful speed you do that to you
Bro imagine if you boom
No I don't want to do it to my stomach
I remember that like knocking down for real I got really knocking down
Wait so who's the toughest safety in the world is it you?
Probably
Ok Mr
I don't want to put danger
What is this?
Oh shit I'm not going to show you
I'm not going to show you some crazy shit
I got a text from my lawyer
What's that?
Oh!
What happened to him after?
He didn't play another game, we'll see.
Oh, why, why?
Wait, so basically, okay, so he catches the ball.
Oh, run, run, run, run!
He died?
He came back alive, played.
But he didn't play the whole game the rest of the season?
I don't want to do this.
I don't want to do this.
I don't want to do this.
I don't want to do this.
I caught so
Don't ever touch a football again. What does that mean? I did a streamer tier list
No, I don't want you ever touch one again, but if you run around and catch a ball you could get to trash
Okay, does he think he's like the better than me like everything like I'm confused
We have a ball
Oh, I think so, probably.
Okay, so what's the route here? So I just have to catch it. That's all. Yeah, all I
I gotta do is catch.
What is guarding?
What is guarding?
Is he gonna shove me?
He's gonna be playing defense on you.
Yeah, but what's defense?
Is he gonna...
He's playing defense.
He's gonna be like, let's say you're trying to run,
he's gonna be like, he's gonna be like,
on you like this.
Like how much you just call.
He's not gonna hurt me, right?
He didn't hurt me.
Okay, easy.
I'm gonna slay him.
Something when we go up middle to the right,
all the way around, I'm gonna duck down,
all the way to the left,
and then I'm gonna go back up.
Okay, yes.
So I'm gonna look, look, look, look, look.
So I'm gonna run this way.
Then I'm gonna come back to you on a wasted stamina.
Then I'm gonna go, look, look, look, look, look,
look, look, look, look, look, look, ready?
Look at my form I leave.
Boom, boom, boom, boom.
Okay, so, so one more time.
So I'm gonna go right to the fountain,
down to the left back to you, back to the right,
back to the left.
All right, okay.
How far are we going?
Come on, we're going.
What are we doing?
Why don't we go to the next places?
Yeah, we're here.
You know, when I say hike, you're gonna go.
You want me to fuck up you over the press to play off. I don't care what you did
All right, okay
Bros a size six and shoes. I'm a size seven. Watch your mouth
Okay, okay, wait wait so define what you're gonna do you're gonna push me you're gonna shove me don't matter. Okay, fuck the row
Okay
Wait, oh, no, I need to read this okay. What's your full name Tony Jefferson and you're liable for everything
Ready, set, hut!
Run, run, run, run!
Run!
Run the run, you said, run!
Yeah!
Oh my god, bro.
I honestly can't touch the football field right now.
I'm actually...
What a pump fake!
I told you! I told you!
Dead rockers are here!
That was good!
Oh fuck y'all.
Oh fuck, wait.
Respect bro.
You want me to run around on you?
I want you to run around, Michelin.
Yeah, go ahead.
See you talkin' to that guy.
Look by Ron.
You wanna play right there?
You wanna play right there?
I got you, dog.
Yeah, play him here.
Rose, come play me in the rocks.
All right.
Set, hut!
Get that fucker!
You can do that!
You can do that!
You can show people!
Self-align.
Come on. Play off.
You hurt me, though.
Play off, son.
OK.
I suck, kid.
I suck, kid.
What does that mean?
I think you got to go again.
Oh, come on.
I'm not even going to tell Lacey when I'm over, just throw it when I'm over.
Okay. Okay, hold him, hold him, hold him.
Okay, now he's down on the line.
Offsides.
Set, up.
Hut!
What?
Fuck you, man!
How are you supposed to fucking get it?
That's not possible!
I'm gonna bring my son up here, you go one on one with him, right?
All right, bring your son.
Yeah, one on one.
Where's he at?
Yo, I want you next! I want you fucking next! Come here!
I want you to do it, Ash.
Oh, okay. My bad, my bad. I'm sorry.
Unless he wants to run around.
I'mma, uh... I'mma come back out in a couple minutes.
You're worth it, man. Respect, man.
All right. All right.
I couldn't find it. It's fine.
It's fine.
I thought I was gonna go to jail soon.
Hey Siri, text Lucas Goldstein.
I have all the clips in my VOD four hours in.
Make sure to tune into my stream.
Lucas, he said he's liable for everything and every damage.
We could use that against him in court.
Hey.
What's up, Rybazan?
What's up, dude?
What are you doing?
I'm just sending a message to my lawyer, Lucas Goldstein.
Oh, damn, all right.
Yeah, I'm just making a lawsuit against him.
Thomas Jefferson.
Tony.
Tony Jefferson?
What happened?
You got a shirt?
Team Miners.
Yes, sir.
Interesting choice.
Okay.
Nice.
Yeah.
That's mine, right?
Yeah.
I think.
No, I don't think so.
What are you doing?
Sorry to play Call of Duty.
I was.
I dropped 47.
I'm tough.
Hey.
I think we're gonna go make food.
Yeah.
Really?
Yeah.
Yeah, come on, we're gonna make you some food, you know what I'm saying?
And what?
Making you food or getting you food?
Eating.
Chocolate.
Yeah.
Like, you sell a six pack?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What happened?
No, can I see it earlier?
You had a full blown six pack.
My whole child was saying, like, oh, you got BBL ads.
I was just saying, I'm not trying to do that.
You gonna close that, really?
You guys gonna sit in there?
Huh?
You guys gonna sit in there?
You going crazy in there or what, CEO?
Oh my god, here they go.
You're really a great digger, bro.
We know about this. I don't know shit about it.
Team Miners!
Um, alright, uh, to the grocery store?
Yeah, let's go.
Alright, let's do it.
Alright.
Alright, y'all.
Yeah!
What?
What are you doing in your shirt?
I'm trying to...
What are you doing in your shirt?
What?
You're doing all my drugs?
No, do not, Jason.
I'm not going to lie, he stood still and I ran at him, go ahead and do it.
I didn't get my jersey in time, but damn, you got your shit signed too.
Miners?
Has he got us? He versus 40 Miners?
This is sick. Thank you so much.
How'd you get us?
That's correct.
Wow.
And these jerseys.
Yeah, those girls.
I wish.
So actual minor?
Oh, we gotta go.
We gotta do that shit, y'all.
Oh, we got two guys.
Yeah, Cardinal.
Oh.
Who's that?
I think we're going with who's the player that dominated him.
Who's the player that dominated him?
Who's the player that dominated him?
Who's the player that dominated him?
Who's the player that dominated him?
Yeah, he's more confident sometimes,
but a lot of stuff is going crazy.
Now we put him in the season.
He's good, he's his brother, he's good, he's really good, I don't know, I don't know
the charges rival, I don't know who the fuck they play, he's good, he's about to see where
He's good.
Jamar Chase with a five gifted, thank you.
Thank you.
Jamar Chase, thank you for your five gifted.
Thank you.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
Didn't hit it, didn't hit it.
Oh.
Yeah.
Oh!
You know what I did, man?
Not a single clip.
Wait, what are y'all doing, yo?
What are you playing?
You want to go home?
I don't know, just reading my chat.
I'm just gonna do this.
Of football, I'm just gonna leave it.
Darren Walkins with the five
Jason do it row I did it
No, I did it
I didn't hear but Rose like slick thank you. No, I didn't I just ran at him
It was like
You can do it
Okay, ruin it's for you
So you just run on him he's gonna stand still
But you gotta shut up!
Oh!
That hurts my knees!
No, your knees?
Okay, okay.
It's kind of slippery right here.
I got you.
I got you.
Oh my god, you mess up and you crack.
You got me.
You're going to jail if you crack his head over.
Oh, your feet!
Jason, just be careful.
I got the wind not bad.
I don't know.
Jason, I got the wind not bad.
I'm not going to go see.
No, you should.
I did.
Three, two, one.
Ah!
Oh, shit!
You got your ass lit up!
I'm not kidding. That's okay.
I'm not kidding. That's okay.
Good game.
I'm good. I'm good.
I'm sorry, bro.
Bro, stop sizing me up, bro.
I'm just making sure, bro.
Oh, we gotta go.
We gotta go.
I'm down, y'all.
You should go.
I'm gonna be pretty sure, yeah.
No.
I don't want to make something worse, y'all.
You should go.
No, we can try.
Honestly, we can do pregame on the field.
I mean, if we did pregame on the field,
then we'd work perfectly.
We can just do that, yeah.
That's it.
That's it.
Oh
I got him to sign it. It's going straight to ebay
Yeah, you can't get him to sign something like a blue sharpie
You see it, you see it, check it behind the counter, oh and the cup right there on your
right in the red color.
You got a football?
Uh, no, I don't have a football.
So, Lacey, cut it?
I got a two-part.
I got a four-part.
Four-part?
Four-part.
Okay, guys, let's set it up.
I'm down.
You can sign this for me, just for me, you know.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you, bro.
Bro, do you have a silver marker?
No, no.
That's the only one I got.
That ass?
Just right here, though, yes.
Really good signature
It's not really blue anymore, it's like you know
We're gonna step away now, you're scaring me.
Justin, you were actually...
It's a little wrong, bro.
I could do that too late. I could write it too wrong.
Why did I get this text? Let's do it.
Do you realize we were actually...
Oh, you can't...
What is it? We're in the process.
We did a site thing, yeah.
I'm not hearing anything.
I don't want to say it's PR. Yeah
This is sick, bro. This is sick. I'm all that's insane in the jersey, too. This is sick. I'm gonna
list this right now
Yo
Guys make sure to check out my grailed right now stable Ronaldo. It's going for a starting price. Whatever y'all want
You know I'm saying
I'm not right. You see how it says run. I'm gonna write it to say brawn
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Oh, I forgot that one was signed by Kalli.
That's nice, right?
Can I add my signature to it?
Add your signature?
If I increase value, right?
Oh, I do not think you should use that.
It's kind of fire, you should just appreciate it.
I don't want to put it.
That's a 13 year bet right there.
I feel like that's a great football feature
That is a great ball to have.
Yeah, but I'm also a 7 year old bit.
I searched 7 chests at Risky Real seven years ago.
Here we go.
No, I mean, here you go for 10.
I mean, get your mess out of it.
Damn, bro.
This is nice, huh?
Should I go put this in my room?
You should put it in one of the little boxes.
I don't have a little box.
Next to your box, it will send you through.
I'll go back.
Oh my God.
Oh my God, wait.
Wait, is it same?
No, you need the thing.
Yeah, you need the glass film.
Yeah.
I see videos of that all the time.
Why is it sharp when you put it in your face?
Wow.
Wow.
This is nice.
This is nice.
So, I'm gonna be honest with you.
Too raw.
I'm not gonna lie, that's fucking hard.
Really?
Yeah, that's hard.
Bro, I don't know if I'm jealous.
You see that click?
You want a ball?
I want a ball.
You want a ball?
Bro, just...
I couldn't...
Okay, realistically speaking,
If I hold the camera and you walk out on my desk, he's not gonna say no.
He's pure trash.
Don't eat that first thing you eat.
Stop!
Don't eat that first thing you eat.
Stop!
Stop!
On the dirty...
STOP!
Stop!
I want to die.
STOP!
I'm gonna get him in trouble.
Holy room.
Yeah.
You're gonna have to take a seat with me.
We gotta work, bro.
Whenever you get off.
Like, let's build up a set.
No Jason brother Jason are you got too much
What do you mean, bro? I'm getting to your place.
My closet is literally lovin' guys' feet.
Rice and crackers.
Rice and matter.
You just...
Enjoy the cord leak. That'll be a mess.
What the fuck?
Oh, can I get one of those please?
No, why don't we fucking give up?
Every time you give me them, I'm gonna take them in the morning.
They don't even work.
Yeah, they do. Why do you think I look like Marlon?
That's stable, Ronaldo. I want to get behind your little shit.
We're just making contact. Come on.
Open it up with the lead bar.
I can't believe you took that back.
Welcome to Ricasso.
Wait, what happened to your shit?
What?
You said you lost something.
Lost what?
I didn't lose nothing.
You lost.
What did you lose?
So you got Ari and your pokeball guy right here?
Yeah.
You want some deep little pills or not?
I'm all right.
I mean, the roof coming together a lot.
Yo, Dad, can you explain something?
Sure.
Bro, why do I look so fat when I've been working out for three days or three weeks?
Uh, what, three weeks?
Two weeks.
Oh, yeah.
You gotta go.
go for it. Why haven't I lost my fat yet? Wait, two weeks, let me see. Wait, you take
a photo of you before? Bro, I mean, before. Yeah, you gotta just keep going. You're not
gonna see the results. What's that before? I don't know. You took it before? I saw him
with abs earlier, I swear. You're probably taking your long term. No, I didn't. You're
I
Know you're not so you guys ready
Oh my god
Wow
Wait, can I try one?
It's not even one of them
What?
But not that long
For big
Boss
Okay, it's almost neat
That's like a sponge
You know that's a sponge, bro
That's hard, bro
Oh
Holy fucking why does he got that shit on though and a race from the bridge
Bob bro, it's a risk six or seven
Team minors
This is on my shirt. Oh, you're on a weirdies. No, probably not today. I'm gonna try my later
So sliders nachos
Stable Renato, no stable Renato, oh it's kind of hard.
It's some stable Renato type of loose.
This is kind of hard.
I feel like I pulled them off one, man.
Right? What's that?
I think they're on.
Should I buy them for $5,000?
Yeah, that's it.
No truck today, you're driving!
I think I did too.
This is the room of all time right now, what do you guys start what should we do?
Because we can't clean it, I mean I'm not cleaning it right now, but whatever you want.
Bro, do you think there's actually a camera in here or not?
Let's just get on the game floor a little bit.
Should I try to get in here?
If you want to ruin it.
Oh god.
I think it'll ruin it, I think it's fire.
But like once you're bored of it and you're ready to throw it away then I think yeah you
should get inside it.
Guys, Adapt and Jason are doing their own segment called Ricing Crackers and I don't
have my chef. Let's do a... I suppose...
I'm gonna play with him on the video.
So, I'm supposed to be Chef and Chud?
Yeah, but right now he's...
He's in the EU.
Chud, how's Marlon's EU streams? I haven't got to watch.
Dude, I woke up this morning and he's ended. Today he did a footy turnie.
Why is he just falling?
Is this gonna fucking fall?
Wait, look. Don't look at the backyard. I actually don't. This is a real question.
Are they gonna put turf in real grass?
I don't know.
I thought it was turf, but I...
the first layer of terror. It's gonna look so good when it's down the ground.
Pool looks very nice. And now, should we cannonball? Should we double-cv? Double cannonball?
Should we eat the edibles?
I don't know, I'm done. Let me get on the game.
You just described paradise.
That's up to you guys. I can get on the desktop, but my desktop's a little cooked, cause my background's pretty trashed.
It's alright.
I don't have the wheel for Forza. Unless you guys don't care, I can get on the controller.
Bro, I'm really sad this fucking broke
It doesn't look bad though. Like when you're running you can't tell. Yeah, I'm really sad it broke. Oh, they just send you no one I
Cannot do the okay. I did potato got my lawyer Dennis. I don't
Griff said don't either. I'm not the log when he pulled out the exact violation code and yeah guys
I got sent the actual violation code for a gun. I'm not kidding
All right, all right, we're gonna play a game.
I'll do a little game.
You only do planned IRL.
You only do planned IRL, only planned IRL.
Okay, so when I get on desktop, that's just a ban.
I'm not even kidding.
It's like people keep fucking complain
about fucking everything, bro.
Bro, it's just, I'm not taking the edibles.
Oh God, I'm not taking the edibles today.
Oh, okay, should we actually play on a high stream?
Because, yeah, every fun.
Don't leak my calendar.
Call me to get fried, Willys.
I could do it on the 25th.
Should we do it on Memorial Day?
Yeah, we could.
Wait, aren't we gonna be at the Enhanced Games?
No, that's Sunday.
Oh, I didn't see.
Yeah, we could.
So the next day, get fried stream.
So what exactly do we do to get fried?
We just do an edible?
Well, we could smoke and take an edible,
or we could just take an edible.
Okay, so, any drug dealers in my chat right now, including you.
The last time I took an edible was five milligrams,
and I dead ass was running forever in Minecraft,
so I wanna make sure I can actually enjoy my trip.
I also ate a bunch of food.
Yeah, you're gonna get the munchies.
But I mean, like 10 is not crazy.
All the pieces that are in that one, that's sight edible,
we can also just get one that's five.
Can you go in there?
Yeah, but look at this, like look.
Holy fucking, hold on, chat, hold.
Look at this. Stable, Ronaldo, hi.
That was fun, Rocket League.
Wait, where's the one where I'm like a minor?
Oh, here it is.
Who was here for this stream?
All 500 of you.
Hold on.
Okay.
We even gave you animals back then.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I don't know.
I literally ordered an edible.
Look.
Do you see my fucking face?
Hey bro, look at that. You know I wasn't faking all in God.
I mean, I believe it. You can do it again.
Should I do it? Is that a bad idea though?
It's not an idea.
It's not an idea.
Yeah, but I'm just scared. Like how can I stop it if I don't like it?
Yeah, you just let it happen.
Wait, so you get us, can't stop?
Yeah, you just, or you eat oranges, you eat a lot of citrus.
Oh god?
Yeah.
Really?
Yeah, I think so.
I think so.
Yeah, you should go on high.
Go on god?
Yeah.
Well, you really can't do anything.
You should just, you just let it happen.
Drink water, sit outside.
Drink water.
Bro, it's fine.
I mean, we could do it, bro.
Should we hop on the desktop?
Should we hop on the desktop?
Not a matter.
Get us.
It doesn't matter, I swear.
Bro, it's so fucking hot in my room.
How do I fucking fix this?
Chat, is my lighting in my room bad?
Is it bad or no?
No?
I feel like my lighting in my room is like terrible now.
Why is there a monkey on my screen?
Hold on, give me one second.
W stream idea?
Yo, why do you guys wanna see me swap jobs so badly
fucking lays like bro you're not getting yo it's not happening bro it's not
happening it's not fucking happening bro it's not happening what bro get out no
bro it my room looks terrible bro hold on
Huh
Imagine every single move that you make they all just say oh my god. You're so good-looking. Oh my god
Ron and they stopped job so does he who remembers that one time where I had Diana Lim is my fucking
camera person man that shit was miserable low-key I had a three-hour
card segment that ass okay better bro you know who I saw a boxing chat I don't
want to leak it why did that come out of my speakers bro I was boxing and I
dead ass ran into Diana Lin while she was boxing this post includes a word
you muted this is why you need phase banks six of these guys put their
brains together got a ten million dollar house without even checking if
they're most important valuable thing that they need for the job internet is
working well yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that's weird cuz I've brawled on they
couldn't show upload a YouTube video about the entire house complain about the
internet looks like he didn't put his brain there too
wojora oh my god check rb's response I have a muted on Twitter so I can't
unless you link me it let me see this I'm guessing it's a quote plot twist the
internet's actually free but face begs separate away to cut the line skin if
100,000 by Clevver, he just got into stuff as a Google Fiber Rift to fix it.
I can't even see the comments because I haven't muted.
Hello, well, dude.
Um, Ron, you should go around and buy a wheel.
Bro, the problem is I bought a wheel. I'm just bad at setting it up.
You could say baby rage all you want. I low key need someone like woesh to actually help me bro
What is this Matt K. Lash, oh hold on now
People we gotta people be trolling but I'm proud to see the growth unfold to create own means to operate harm's out of the business
We buck stops a relative to everything that goes in says makes you better streaming content and making audience how these critical
That would be the learning and everything that I think you that makes you miss your reason for the right alright
The only thing I'm mad about is the pin place.
Okay, I'm not gonna lie.
Okay, Loki, this is Oro.
I want to be honest with you, just a little bit.
Like, Loki.
I mean, this is Loki, like.
But shout out, shout out to MK, bro.
You're mature.
You're a good dude.
But on the other hand, there's other people that are not.
What is this?
Trigger warning.
Take these off.
Take the lens off.
Brother, what is this?
Can I even wash this on stream?
Why would I do this?
Twitch streamer, the fighter, hitting his, why?
What is this?
Wait, you want my Ray set up?
I'll sell it to you?
Wait, woesh, how much?
Yeah, I'm not watching that, bro.
What is this?
Well, let me call Wash.
Oh, by the way, Chad, W Phone Case.
Hello?
I
Don't know
I don't know your eyes please time me. I'll call and say
Who's the best person we have bro, is it woes right now I'm dead ass woes is just go to every category
He's the fucking go
He's dead as unbeatable
You guys are saying me you guys aren't doing anything for the stable community right now besides type Keck was you guys are
typing Lucas none bro we met Lucas one fucking time you know you want this
should I buy this chat wait is it come with the monitors yeah it's a full set of
how much dollar thank you I think I spent like six grand total
It's like PC and everything but you just sit it's like a hot fit. It's like
Wait, but how much did you sell it to me?
Where would I push this
You're rich Ron bro, wait how much of those things go for for real
Like I think full set up with cockpit and everything was like
Hold on let me
What is
A light switch
Yeah, I had a full like fan attack set up too, but I just read it a fan. I'm taxed it up. What is it?
So I just read in my full set up
Oh, should I've gotten a stream room should I just ask someone for a stream room?
I mean, Loki, if you want a pig to have this thing, like, move to the house, we can just
leave it there, Loki.
I mean, it's not a bad shot.
I could just set it up at the house somewhere.
How much would it be to move it?
Uh, I would guess, like, probably like 400 bucks.
It's not a bad shot at all. That sounds like a deal, Loki.
I'm doing redo it.
I'm not against that.
Can I set up a camera on it so I can go down and play on it?
Yeah, it's really my old PC. So it's its own PC and everything you just stream from
We should put that downstairs in the basement
Yeah, it's just on a just and then see you can be on it and everything it's not a bad shot at all not a bad shot at all chat
Okay, bet. Yeah
No, no, no
Forza isn't as good on a recent setup, but it's still fun
It's just a lot of like setting them fucking with shit, but wait, can I host wait I can learn how to drift in that?
Even my car
Yeah, so they have a poor GT 3 RS
Wait so
Wait, I don't want to sound dumb so people really learn how to do donuts and drift with their real cars through that
What I'm saying is what I'm saying is if you get what's the game that everyone plays
Okay, that's like the professional racing shit.
Okay, so if I loaded up,
but what I'm saying is if I loaded up Assetto or iRacing,
right?
And I wanted to learn how to drift my GTPRS
or learn how to do shit with it.
I could dead ass learn it and then get in real life and do it.
Yeah, it'll feel like literally pretty much the exact same.
But you might be scared at first,
but then as soon as you get used to it,
it feels exactly the same.
Okay, yeah, I want to bring that over here because I want to learn brah. I'm tired of people saying that I'm a tiktok car head
Yeah, you should bring they should bring that tonight can you read tonight?
Why not bro
It doesn't have to be on streams just bring it though. Yeah, I'm busy. I'm working the fuck are you doing?
Was that your cat oh that little brown pussy, what is he doing?
Wait, why is your cat so calm and Burgers runs around?
No, I have to keep this covered because otherwise he scratches it, but yeah.
It's a pretty cute pussy, bro.
No, I can bring this, probably this weekend.
Not about chat.
I'm down, I'm actually serious.
Chad, would y'all want to see that or no?
I actually want to do that.
Bro, I want to learn how to, the thing is, do people like those type of streams, like driving?
Like, I don't know, I've never done it.
Dude, it can be a vibe.
Really?
We could put-
I was gonna say, I could-
I think it's like the 4th hit Fiend 110 and they got all the maps and it's like pretty
similar.
Can I race my viewers?
Yeah.
Cause I was gonna-
Okay, setup private.
We get the least setup private, this like drifting servers on the set of Orsa and then
your viewers can like try to drift with you and shit and you like go tandem with them
and everything.
Wait, what if we do a stream where- what is it called when you do the race?
all day what is it called there's like a real race what is it called I don't know
there's like a race that you can't even wait the main amount of all
truck driving simulator will that work
is I need to reorder it, because I don't know where it went.
And these fucking bezel thingies, because it doesn't fit on this monitor,
so basically it makes it look like it's one big monitor instead of three.
But I mean, it works good.
Flight simulator?
Oh, beam and G has really good, like, community maps and stuff,
that you can just, like, launch yourself off of, like, mountains and shit.
Wait, can I get drunk and then drive truck simulator and roleplay as a truck driver?
Do they just release Illinois DLC pack?
Not bad.
No, I'm actually down. Wait, what day can you bring it?
Uh, I mean, I'll go and task grab it and see if I can find someone to grab this shit tomorrow.
Damn, and all you got, all you got to do is set up an OBS?
I mean, it's literally just it's OPC.
No, tell that fucking cat to shut up, dude. You're not getting food.
It literally just streamed to, uh, what's it called, like, it's on Injust. It's on PC.
Oh, easy. Yo, do you know how to fix my lighting? I look, like, really dark right now. Like, not in a weird way, but, like, it's, like, so dark in my room.
But it's, like, right on my fucking iPhone.
Uh, change your aperture? Or ISO?
Change my camera?
Change my camera. Hold on.
Like, Chad, do I not look dark as fuck?
Like, no weird shit.
Why don't you buy one instead of taking his?
Well, why would I do that when we could just have his here and he can bring his?
Yeah.
I mean, I don't use this much, so I like-
That's also taking up a lot of space.
Yeah, but I'm moving in like three months, so I might as well keep it at that house instead
of bringing it by the way.
Drunk?
No, hezzy.
Oh, that actually would be a bug.
On God?
I do that by myself.
Really?
I do that by myself.
You have the fuck?
I'm playing this shit like.
I'll literally just drink and then just have
a no-haz-eat.
Bro, I want to get on that right now, dude.
Dude, that sounds like a good idea.
I can send a logitech wheel that I have right now.
Well, I have Forza, but I only have a controller.
Should I try playing it or no?
No, Forza on controller is actually good.
So should I get on it?
Should I try it?
Yeah, Forza on controller is actually good.
That's what happened.
They were asking me to play Forza, but I've never played it.
No Forza associated.
You know what's crazy?
I've never played Forza a day in my life, none of them.
Right, Horizon 6 is a good start, though.
It's actually good.
Should I try it?
Yeah, I've been playing it.
No, I'm not a controller, I haven't played on this.
What is a fucking controller?
They're fucking play the game?
Yo, yo, light skin, J2.
Go fuck yourself in your stupid fucking chicken fucking thing.
Right, but you'll pay for this to get moved to the house then.
It's like 400 bucks, is that right?
It's probably like 500 maxes that I would assume.
Okay, I mean, okay.
If I could use it.
I'll move it to me.
All right, well, peace and love.
Matter.
Please, I forgot to say daddy.
What?
Chad, should I do that or no?
I'm actually down.
Dude, that actually sounds really fun.
Deadass, that sounds really fucking fun.
Yes?
I exposed how much this viral streamer gets paid.
Last month on Twitch,
Staberonaldo held over 14,000 subs
and had 2.43 million watch hours.
So in April, this is around what he brought in.
But that's not all.
On YouTube, he got 10.3 million views on his main channel.
And this is about how much he made.
So after adding up Ron's Twitch and YouTube earnings,
here's the grand total,
I exposed how much this viral streamer gets paid.
Last month on Twitch, you think last month...
You think last month...
Here's the grand...
I made $113,000. You guys think I made that?
You guys think I made that?
You think I made that?
That's low!
Yo, do you guys think I made out of fucking money?
Like, dead ass!
One sec.
More, more.
Show us your dashboard, so you want to see my dashboard. How about you see my fucking phone case?
You made 300k on God. I didn't you know what bro? I
Got you boys. This one's for the stable
Hey there Lila, what's it like in New York City? I'm a thousand miles away the girl tonight. You look so pretty yes, you do
I miss burger.
Alright, it's time to do what I'm scared of.
That's becoming a real car guy.
I got you.
All right, so,
I'm out of town with the playing forza
for the first time, my first ever forza.
I've never played this a day in my life.
Like, I've dead ass never played forza a day in my life.
The question is, do I do green screen or no green screen?
G G ignore warning we detected that your graphics card is outdated does that matter or no
Right, that doesn't fucking matter. The only thing that matters is daddy. Gotta get a retweet.
Alright, hold on, chat. Everyone hold still.
It's black!
Is this too big?
Chattie, go to bed. Go to bed.
You're too big. Let's play Forza!
Press a button to start.
What? Who just said that?
Press X button for accessibility.
Who just...
What the fuck was that?
Oh, I'm a Yada 765 out speed.
Yo, how do I turn this guy off?
Option, option, option highlighted.
Laps.
Yo, who?
Who's talking to me?
Unsafe changes
Screen reader off where where where someone tell me where put on now
Got it
Thank you chat.
Ah, screen reader.
Oh, easy.
Chat, I'm going to be honest with you, I'm a real fucking car head.
Facts are no.
Like if there's anyone who knows cars, it's fucking me, bro.
It is dead ass me.
Look at that Nissan Ultima GT-R 33 wide body.
You can tell it's a wide body because of the side skirts.
Oh my God, is that a Ford GT-GR?
Bro, this is nice.
Oh, Mitsubishi, Mitsubishi, shout out, Jason.
Yup.
R33, yup, V-Spec, that's a limited edition one.
The V-Spec classic blue, that's good blues.
Oh, that's an Aston Martin DBX704.
That's pretty good.
That's pretty good.
Oh my god, an Apex Twin Cam Toyota Camry.
That is one of my favorite cars.
Okay, so something about this car that a lot of people don't know is it is from Japan,
yeah.
Do they have SVJC or no?
What is that?
rigid general tire XD? This is good. Thank you for the 11 months. Wait, can I buy my GT3
RS, the one with the wing or no? It's optimizing my PC, 67%. It's always funny when you see
the 6-7 because it's an indicator that it's a good joke from back in the day. Yo, linear,
thank you for the 5 gifted, thank you for the 5 matters. Can we get some W matters in
All right, so let's see here.
Brake accelerates which camera, rewind, ebrake, free look steering.
Easy.
That should be pretty easy.
So how does Forza work?
I've never tried it.
Is it like real life?
Do you have to talk 24-7?
You
Hey, I know you won't hear this until you land
But you are going to love it here I already love it here Mount Fiji I
I have so much to show you. There's just not enough hours in the day.
And guess what? Jordan will be here any minute. I've been busy getting everything ready.
You've got yourself a bunch of people in a while.
Oh! I got the girl out of here.
And you, black series!
He's here. How'd it go?
Everything may save his turn. He wouldn't believe this by now.
Oh my God, a Porsche 970.
T-Wagon, yep, 4x4, 6x6, R34, AMG Black Zero, oh my god, that's good, I know my car, look
at the Morse Knight 30, yep.
Oh my god, a dance car!
Oh shit, McLaren 765, LT.
Oh shit.
Oh my god.
Okay, so first you want to go with the axis, and then you want to brake right now.
Yup, and then you want to stay on the left axis when you accelerate,
and then you go, you go, you go, you stay on the axis, you stay on the axis, you over turn up!
Well, and then wait for wait for wait for a break, but you're gonna slide
Wait, so how similar is this the real life for each cork?
If somebody explained it to me, is it similar to the real car in real life or no?
Like does everything that breaks in this game, is it the same?
No
hold yo this is unfair this game is more arcade got it
Oh shit, can I go first person or not?
Oh, do you want to break here?
Wait, did you- did you- did you- did you set a racist in person?
Oh, you fucking bitch!
I'm the number one racist on this game!
Bang!
Cinema.
Oh, I got it.
No, no, no, no!
property review one.
No, no, no, no, no. You want to play?
You want to feather? You want to feather? You want to feather?
Everybody knows when you drive a car.
You're supposed to feather it. You're never supposed to bring a Superar.
Play with feather, feather, feather, feather, feather, feather, feather, feather, feather.
Jump.
Jump.
Wait, what?
Wait, is my game 20 FPS?
Can you guys see my gamer now?
Wait, for me, I'm perfect!
Hey, Shadow Jason, bro!
Oh, Takarmi!
Porsche 937 Turbo!
Oh this is hard!
Wait, Chas might be a good amount!
Oh I'm a noob, I'm a noob, I'm a noob, I'm a noob, I'm a noob, I'm a noob, I'm a noob,
hold on, hold on, hold on.
That's not how I drift bro, shut up!
Ready, go, go, go, go!
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, ready?
Yeah!
Yeah! That's how I do that!
Wait, Chad is ex-QC on Forza?
Why do I keep the safe? Wait, wait, wait.
Oh, I love tunnels!
BMW M2 Super MK5, yeah!
What's in the front? Someone tell me what's in the front?
What's the red car in the front? What is that?
Rockets!
What is this?
That should kind of look like a 24WD.
You know, a bus.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I
Hot take a very very hot take you like this respect some people that Audi R8 is a shit car
I was driven it. I hate it. I actually hate it. Yo dick get the fuck off the road
No!
Bro I can shit hard.
Bro, what are cons of shit, dude?
Am I b-
WAAAHH!
That!
That!
That's!
That's the!
That's my god!
Oh shat.
I'm getting long.
oh no that's my car oh my god that's my car wait that's what it looks like in
real life oh this is oral oh my god
AMG black series wait what's better on the track the black series or the GT3RS
Daddy car head
We gave it up a wing to move
I
Just cheated that was the Mickey that was what make me I'm gonna be honest with you that was the Mickey
That was the Mickey that was the Mickey
What the fuck are you making?
Wait, so why did yours have this size of an inch?
Yeah, is there a reason?
Wait!
I just broke the four-
Who the fuck is-
Who the fuck?
But don't go anywhere.
Coming up, we have all the highlights from another blockbuster day at Horizon 2K.
Which one looks the most like me?
That one kind of looks like me okay don't be weird don't be weird don't be weird
oh god that doesn't okay what the fuck is this who the fuck is this supposed to
big like dead ass who is this supposed to be okay I'm not a lot this guy this guy
who does not look like me this guy does not look like me this guy does not look
like me I would say this guy looks like me the most of everyone like no he does
not look like me never mind this guy yeah this guy what type of body type of
Am I tall, medium, or fat and small?
I'm not fat, whatever, bro.
My skin type is like that, yeah.
Oh, I can customize my hair.
What type of hair do I have?
But now that I think about it, bro, I'm a very good looking dude.
Like I'm so good looking that video games can't replicate like my exact look
Like you can't really get the look of like what I look like. I
Don't have prosthetics. What the fuck is this?
Identity he him she her they them are we dead ass forza
I'm I'm Prince wait low-key
Wait Roberts the fuck is a Roberts
What is a is there your band the guy that said put a noob
Ralph! Mr. President!
Big Boss!
Oh wait, what the fuck? My nickname.
Holy shit, they have every single name in the world.
What the fuck?
Do you think they have Ronnie?
Is Ronnie a gay name?
Like be honest.
Or do you think I have a cute name?
Raymond Ralf Raphael Raul Recipes
Wait they don't have my fucking name.
They don't even have Ron?
Wait, what the fuck Robert Roberto
Okay, do I do do I do Ron Ronald Roberto Arani Ron Ronald Roberto Arani
Outlaw, can you click fix? Chad, it's gonna end for one second. No one panic.
Okay, I'm gonna do wrong.
We're all here make yourself at home whatever you need just ask hey
We've talked about this for so long. It's actually happening
So what's next mate?
Glad you asked another two of you dropped everything to be here, so I got you both little way
Is this my girlfriend everything you need to know why do I have teeth?
first things first yo wait wait why hey why do I have boobs
I've been back here five years already and I haven't even scratched the surface
so take this that's not accurate I don't have boobs really I can't wait to see
and I expect photographic evidence
of course if you need a guided tour, I got you covered
I'm sure you both won earns and cash
but with your dragon skills, finding a job will be easy
You are mad at daddy Honda!
The way he sees his idea
How about street racing?
15 kills in the private!
Let's get the W
And if that wasn't enough?
Wow, that's luck
Thank you for the 50! If you want to sub-take me, maybe you'll get lucky!
Thank you! Guys, we're almost at 26k subs, 25k!
Or 400 away!
Wait, are you talking about me?
Thank you, 5k! Thank you!
Why do I have boobies, bro? This is so fucking unrealistic.
Oh, my God.
NSX?
S2000?
And a fucking...
6x6?
Okay, on our unclean now, what do I do?
Sylvia?
Aselisa?
Or a Jimmy?
So the S13 chat?
The Jimmy Loki has aura.
I'm going to be honest with you, I've never bought a truck a day in my life.
I'm missing out should that be my next car instead of like a sports car right like I'm missing out
Thank you for the Twitch Prime and thank you also for 50 get that again five
The Sylvia I'm gonna do Sylvia just for the chat bro. That's the chats. Let's play not mine
Sylvia fit it out with the original rocket bunny body kit wait aura hit up a road race and make a statement aura
Oh my god imported from Japan wait no, I am in Japan aura
Let's get in
Make this plate your own just so we know it's you oh
My god
Should I do 2.1 GPA that was my GPA or should I do stable?
Damn, now that I think about it was a 2.1 GPA bad for high school?
Is that bad?
Very bad?
is good.
Holy or a license plate.
How hard is it to get a license plate in California like the word stable is it impossible if someone else has it or can I do like hidden symbols is anyone know
Okay, that works
Let's head out. I have something lined up for a stop Tokyo City
Shit is cringe. So having my name on the back of my plate is cringe
Got it
I
Wait, how do people play forza first person third person or no
Just follow me.
Wait, so based on how I play this game, does that matter how I play in real life?
How do I change the radio?
I thought you were on the freeway?
Stop saying accurate bro, I'm not in a school zone, shut up.
Wait, am I bad at driving?
coming up to shibuya crossing now shibuya crossing wait oh my god oh my god i know who i am
Which one is Jason?
What, I've been here a little while.
Wait, I just realized, hey, Replicant, Japan and real life to the video game.
You know what the problem with this guy, you guys take it for a fucking idiot's life.
That wasn't bad, that wasn't bad driving.
How do I get my car?
How do I get my car?
Oh shit.
Yuji-san and Kekosan.
Yuji-san. Kekosan.
My name is Rani-san. Hey!
Just Eugene is okay. We have a new route here ready for testing. We need you to make sure it's fun
Make sure it's horizon plus it wouldn't really be horizon if we didn't make it a race
So up for it. Of course. Do you even wait? How do I change my card a manual?
How do you want to test the tune on my R32?
R32 aura, why do I have tix bro? It makes me not want to play the game
Oh my god wait, is this my first race?
Is this actually my first race?
I
Everyone become everyone become
Why if I would show my friends like
No, this chill
Bitch
Wait.
Oh.
Oh, fuck!
Holy shit!
Wait.
Wait.
wait yes no oh no oh no oh no what are you
no
Wait hold on now.
I'm gonna keep going.
BAAAAAAAANG!
BAAAAAAAANG!
No, no!
BAAAAAAANG!
I got it.
That's not bad. Wait am I better than XQC? That was easy.
Wait what the fuck happened to my core? What the fuck happened to the core?
FUCK OUT OF THE GORE!
How is everyone a sub here?
Ah, basically you just ask for a sub and you'll get one.
Ooh, welcome to Japan!
Nice.
Wait, was that the tutorial?
Wait, rare moment where stable Renato didn't get off a game before the tutorial ends.
Spring.
I dropped the gun, all right, well done, controller.
Welcome to the Spring Qualifiers, our path to the festival and our first wristband.
Standing in our way is the Horizon Invitational.
Or Horizon?
So, we need to prove ourselves first in these qualifier events.
Complete another piece of information.
Oh my God!
So the more, the way, if I win races, I win money to buy new wars.
What do you want to do first?
That's what it is?
Oh, I understand it now.
Which one, Chad?
River Split?
Airfield Trial?
Shakira Circuit?
Wind Warm Cross Country?
Highway View?
Horizon Invitational?
Hibunu time attack. Shakira?
I'll give it a bet.
Road Rays at Shinakawa Circuit. Nice.
If we do well there, it looks like we're going to be in trouble.
Guys, it looks like nobody's getting stopped asking and just said,
Wait, how do I put it on hard mode? Can I do that?
Can I do hard mode or no?
Wait a BMW is that a fucking law Ferrari with the fuck is that wait is this game pay-to-win
Hey, where's the Ferrari?
Should I just save my money or no?
How is an AMG won $900?
You can use your skill point here to unlock perks.
Every car has its own set. Offering unique bonuses, and skill points can be spent on any car you own.
Wait, how can I buy a GT3 RS? That's the car that we have. We're the SPJ.
So when people play Forza, they're kind of just enjoying life and driving home.
What's the best force that it ever came out when I never played any growing up?
All right, we'll just have one game on the iPhone. Does anyone know what we're talking about?
Asphalt 7, is that what it's called?
Well, that game was cool.
It's anything that doesn't have an Asphalt 7.
There used to be, like, a cool game on the iPhone.
Oh, yeah, I'm a f***ing f***er.
New Gen. My greatest racing game ever in my opinion is Asphalt 7 on the phone.
No, there was a better one. There was more Asphalt... something.
Hold on, I want to change my car. Thoughts, shatter, no.
Oh, I used to have this one.
Who the fuck is Chunky Monkey?
The thing is that I know how to actually drive this car because I always like it.
Watch how I drive.
Yup. Yup.
Yup.
Press A to drift.
you
you
you
you
you
Thank you.
stupid or no. I keep it on, Olys. Should I learn how to do it all?
How do I play? How do I... How do I do it?
Rising qualifiers, starting here. See you at the starting grid.
Easy. Wait, I have to take the Sylvia? I have to?
Dude, why do I have tits?
Wait, but I don't know how to drive a Sylvia.
I've never...
Am I fucking ready?
I'm gonna prove to everyone that I'm not a Mickey. Ready? Watch.
Oh
Yeah, who's it ticked our car head?
Wait, am I a fucking pervert?
Who the fuck is your problem mate?
Oh
Why am I so bad at anything that it's all crazy bro, I'm in fucking
oh my god bro you'll maybe turn traction control of the fly I'm flying so bad
Alright, don't count me out yet.
Don't count me out yet if you believe in each other me.
Yo, this motherfucker Viscot is annoying.
Does that say I'm position 11 out of 12?
Do not let me down.
I
Bro did I just return bro no no no no no no no no no no that's that that's actually no no no that's no
No
No, no, no, no, no, no, that's all God. That's like laughable bro. That's laughable
I need everyone to hit me up instead of aiding on me. Hold on. Hold on one God. I'd be a watch
No, I'm playing on a matter
What on a bike
I'm not doing auto. No, no for water in the building shut up
It's either first or last, well, there's no in-between.
Am I a fucking burger like that ass?
Like dead stairs, am I a fucking burger?
Why am I sliding everywhere?
No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no!
Oh fuck oh fuck it sucks!
Oopsies!
Yeah, maybe I deserve to lose my license, like low-key.
No, can a Sylvia not take a quarter at 60 miles?
My dad!
I don't know, I'm getting stuck with that.
I don't know, I'm getting stuck with that.
I want some banks or shit you wouldn't understand.
Yep.
No fucking way, right?
What was that?
Wait, look.
Now fuck it, right?
Ready?
Ready?
I've been fucking lying basically, bro.
Like that.
Nah.
This chat got jokes, bro.
Let's get this check out jokes, bro
This check out jokes, bro
This check out jokes, bro
No, you know what my problem is bro. I have fucking fucking life. Shut the fuck up Anna. You stupid fuck
Automated natural. I don't give a fuck. Let me run through the new features in my latest software update
I don't want it
In my latest update you can now utilize the auto and I dead ass don't give a fuck
World Builder, I don't give a hooch to what's next suggestion feature. Let's explore that now
Oh, hey, Anna, I don't give a fuck here. I will recommend what you should do next 9-eleven to car classic
I'm qualified for the horizon festival yet
So I've recommended a qualifier event for you. You can use a voucher to buy the first and the color scheme say on God
Who know boo and Mimijo teacher?
Okay, Ron, I have set your route to the dirt road for the next-
How does she know my name?
Wait, what?
This is your map.
It'll help you keep track of where you've already explored.
And it looks like you have plenty more left to discover.
Wow, that's just safe to do so.
No, I'm not gonna lie. Fuck this car.
Anybody who has a Sylvia in real life won't get rid of it.
Shit fucking blows. Let me put you all to a real car.
Where is it?
No.
Let me low key hit him with a...
What is this car?
What is this?
Wait, my type of car?
I don't know
See like this is nice
I don't know I can't stop
I can't stop
Oh my god I can't stop
I CAN'T STOP
GET OUT THE ROAD
Oh my god
No, this is not a real car, right?
There's no way this is a real car.
Is this a real car?
Wait, how do I buy a car?
I never heard of that car.
It is I own it.
Call XQC?
Say the matter.
I haven't gotten to call them next, you see.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Treasure cars are a one-of-a-kind abandoned cars around Japan.
How do I buy?
How do I buy?
I have a bunch of photos that might help you zero in on the location.
Take a look at this one.
Shut the fuck up.
It might be nearby.
I'm pretty sure a friend of mine used to play golf around here.
He's waiting for you
This is the auto show
Have a browse look at what's selling and hey, you know, maybe even buy yourself a new car
Rory
Oh my god classics wait they don't got no 812 super fast. What's up dude? What do they do?
So you playing game? Hey man.
I said you. Hey man. Hey man. Oh Lamborghinis. Lamborghini Aventador SVJ.
You'll never have that so don't love it. That's so weird but you actually mean that for real?
Thanks, dude. I like playing video games with you, bro. Thanks for calling me. You call me also
Yeah, but I have a question there. Yeah
You rarely play games, so are you sponsored? Haha, Keckler Keckler Keckler
No, I'm not sponsored
Sometimes I'll play a new game by myself over it
So you must apply to it, but they're sponsored it and they're fucking like milking a nothing
Wait, this is $424,000? How much is that for this?
Just buy it.
So where are the car drops?
Wait, this is actually beautiful. Wait, do people use this game to like, learn to customize their own cars?
Like, in real life, like a RAF?
No, they use the need for speed underground too.
There's a club.
Your mic sounds all- oh wait, am I my headset mic for you? I can switch it.
I'll switch it, I'll switch it, I'll switch it, I'm not gonna make it hold on, let me just get that smoke.
I got it, I got it, was that sound better now? Was that sound better?
No smoke!
Who wants smoke with me? Who wants smoke with me?
Who knows that song, drop with me.
Yeah, I know.
I love you XQC, you know that?
What is your man huh?
Can I go camo on my GT3RS with the wing out?
Smoke!
Yo this kinda looks cool, should I try this in real life?
Like do you think it?
Why don't you just read it?
This is a beautiful color, should I do this?
What color is this?
I'm looking for smoke in a fucking rice field.
the next color that I'm doing for my yo you know this color you see do you have any car
heads in your chat the next color for my Porsche is called Ferrari Verde Mente Apoco
bad. Verde means green and it's green. It's like a blue. It's like a blue. I see smoke
where it's far away. It's like a circle I'm pretty sure. Wait I have a Porsche 911 GT3
RS with the wing out. It's gonna steal my car. Don't steal my car please. Wait look at
my car how could I edit this wait this guy's like a late game level six fucking
poor child matter Gary matter Barry
custom tuning everyone knows you can't tune a naturally aspirated car it's gonna
fuck it up. Or am I wrong? I'm a tic-tac car head. What do I know?
You can't come in the middle of the road?
Matter?
Eww.
What breaks look like mine?
I don't know chat when I upgraded my GT3 when I changed it from naturally like or I tuned it my GT3
I had so many problems with it after I went live mode in my car
Thanks, I guess dude. I'm a streamer. I'm talking to my chat. Just like you are shut up bitch
Sorry that was aggressive I'm driving through the fucking prairies against the fucking one of the better than the game
I like just so lame
Why they fucked up I think he fucked up
Hot take chat. I'm not a fan of these wheels in real life. Does that make me a dork?
And
What did watch say you can search pre-made cars and search your name wait where
sound god
I haven't had a level 7 in any of my games
any of them I've been playing for two days not one of them
I spawn in and one smoke is level 7
like you know me big fan a car customization
when horizon is in town you need to stand
everything about let me do one more by the way on the fly because I said I would
do I would do I went one one before wait check find new designs as you know
why doesn't this I didn't get a day I I want to what do for that I didn't get up
I didn't get off the ground I upgraded to it there
me why am I a child wait is that could not have won that it only gives you a
like a plus one when you when you went up when you went on you on it
Do I have a child account?
Why it would make sense for you, I mean you're a job
That's why you love hanging out with me, huh?
Whoa, what does it mean by that?
How do I open up the Xbox app on the computer? What's the command?
Xbox
Why would you bring a box after because I had a child to an adult bro? Apparently I'm not an adult today. Oh
Oh, yeah, these people are they're they're so annoying to go through like I did that years ago for a see if these so cancer
Wait, what's see at these?
Said these nuts will fit in your mouth. Oh shit. You got me
Okay, my account stable Ronaldo XD. Hold on
Privacy settings manage
Okay, give me smoke give me superpowers
Wait chat, what do I have to change with privacy settings?
You can see in upload community creations, everyone?
Wait, did I fix it?
Come on, I'm going to the ramp as fast as I can.
If you race you get like a plus one, you don't get super upgrades.
Like I'm telling you, I know what I'm talking about.
Why does it think I'm a fucking child, dude?
Uh, I'm gonna do the settings that are bad, but...
You could share your real name, but I'm scared.
What if people find me?
Wait, do I have to restart my game?
What the fuck is this car?
the fuck I am. But I don't even know if I did the right setting. Whoa, is this, I don't
want to leak, but actually I don't think I have to. Is this right chat? Look, is this
Is this good?
I think this is bad.
I think I think the exact line, I think a perfect line literally.
You're so fucking handsome.
Everyone, I said it to everyone, I said it to this.
That was a perfect line in it.
Chad, this one, right?
God, but, so I just restarted my game, no?
Leaked.
Oh no, it's leaked.
Gigi's leaked.
XQC, you're my best friend in the world XQC, you're my best friend in the world
Hey, excuse me.
Wait, excuse me, dude.
Am I fitting in yet or no?
What?
Oh, sorry.
I don't know.
Is that like a slur?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Yes, Slur.
Well, and why do you look so slim today?
Thank you so much, Brooklyn.
Get some W's.
Stop bitch! Stop bitch! You're trash! Get smoked on it! I knew what I was doing. I took the initiative to go... I fell...
You look stupid! You look stupid!
Excuse me, you make me chuckle, dude.
Yo, I just smoked that buster so... or pergosa!
Up for what?
Wait, what do you mean?
Wait, what do you mean?
The music in this game kind of reminds me like when I was a little kid makes me happy welcome back Ron
How does it not work?
You know me big fan of car customization
in his car. Wait, you have to find new designs? Then what?
Hey, well, let me... Oh, shit. Wait, is this how I could find, like, I could
look and steal these people's designs and make this in real life, okay?
Although we don't say that louder.
Why not?
I can low-key take these people's designs though and just like recreate.
Watch out what?
Well what are you doing in the tunnel?
Tunnel? Where?
Wait I see mine.
I can't quite find it.
Stable Ronaldo.
What the fuck?
Come on.
It's hard.
This car is busted.
Why is it my wing?
What the fuck?
Wait this car is busted it.
Why is it my wing looking?
I have perfect traction and control on the hills.
Oh shit.
It's literally looks like me when I'm in my car.
Too easy.
Wait, can I upgrade my car or no?
I can't tell the, see, but I kept it.
This is low key fun, bro.
Wait, why does no one ever play this game before?
You know it's my first fours ever?
Really?
Yeah, my daddy wouldn't ever let me get it.
I play a bunch of the other ones, but it's gonna whatever
They're arcade, but I mean I think they kind of maxed out the arcade knob like a like max arcade and it's kind of fun
Transition the fucking way wait I could put a twin I could put a turbo in this car
I'm in the level 9 belly car like really
What the fuck are you kidding me? Oh my god Joe that's actually brilliant Joe Joe just said
he said that we should do a race day with streamers that have driving wheels
I mean, I mean, we've been dressed up for like a year for this one.
I mean, it's not fun.
I don't get it.
Level nine?
Chad, I want something similar to mine.
Is it this?
I don't want to fucking like chat. How how are they doing that? Like how are they getting such a hyper cars that fast?
That's the first one is 1400 horsepower. That's you're not gonna ever find a cheaty
Brutus with 14 on the wall you won't early buddy. I almost I was I was I was also rating the entire time and
I was level three
This guy found a level five or five it's a father six and then he got like on the upgrades
It's gotta be the most unrealistic fucking I mean it would it would look to be fun and
have like an eye-racing full all day or like double days right like qualifiers or like like
a full circuit you know I mean with like a bunch of different car classes but it's just
hard because people would have to like learn the cars and learn the game and
shit like otherwise it's just be like griefing if you're born as shit yeah
that's like the fun part what everyone drives their car
I mean like I don't know like I'll drive my Porsche GT3S you'll drive your
brother's Porsche's VRS can you stole it? What I mean? Joe can drive whatever car he
has. I think Jinx has a FTV.
Can be daddy busted shit.
I look you want to find another design child before I just do mine. I wanted to see what people made
Joe come on, bro, you're too humble, bro sell the Jeep go buy yourself. No, no
You meant the racing is not in real life. You made it in the game. Yeah, I know but bro
Good Joe you make like millions it out bro. Go spend it on a Lamborghini and chains and jewelry. Come on
Okay, give me a car early
Erasing this guy is useless. It's gonna cost the most of the lobby's time to get a level
2. It's fucking useless.
Wait, so many people have recreated my car. Thank you guys, who did this?
Smoke over there.
What?
Smoke.
What does that mean?
Come on, this is very early smoke. I need this.
I want to see some crazy shit.
I'm a civic.
I want to get inspired right now to wrap my car.
I'm going to do an anime dropper.
You know, I really wanted that color that you had the cream,
but I know I can't get it because if I get it, I know you'd make fun of me.
By the way, which one?
Well, the actual beige sand one.
It's not beige, the cream.
It's like sand. It's like sand dunes.
Yeah, I really like it.
Yeah, I mean you can look at copy. Yeah, but then everyone's gonna say I'm actually see car
Yeah, but it's a wrap though. I mean baby. Oh no, there's not the original paints. No, it is the original paint. You have the original paint
Wait, what we mean? Yeah, yours is original paint. Yeah. Yeah, it is yet
But yours wouldn't right yeah, I wouldn't paint my car
No, they it would still be not original should I change my wheels from black to like silver or white is that like that popular?
I've never done it. I've always done black wheels. I think most rim colors are bad unless you get a whole scheme of the whole car
Yeah, but I I feel like like I like seeing silver wheels
It has to be like a rim that matches it like I think the finish
Type is more important than the color like it whether it's a matte gloss
Semi-gloss metallic or like diamond cut all that like it in it matters a lot. Yeah
I'm just looking at other people's designs. It's actually really cool.
This guy's terrible. This seems over. If I don't get smoke and I get challenged here, it gives over.
I have someone that could paint my carbon. You think it'd be ugly or not? Like, has anyone ever seen the...
That would be awful, what?
I don't know, because you could do it really well. Like, there's a guy who did a brown GT3RS, but he had brown carbon.
kind of from the factory but I have someone that can like do it and it's
like I'm always just rapids you can always change your mind letter that's
what it wouldn't be like and I just see something called the big yahoo whoa what
mean by that I don't know I think I just saw rapids at the show they meant
Yeah, whoo like that
Manti racing that's nice
Yeah, what if I just sell everything and I just give it all the charity like a good shroomer true
Damn people are really making my call on this game. I've seen like 10 or like 20 things. It's really nice
Why is this guy so high RPM, it looks like something is going to break.
What the fuck is this?
Did I just see a minion?
Some VTEC shit.
I don't think they had me back in the days when I caught him.
No.
Really?
really I can't see oh oh what do you want to play how do we play I don't like
this one this is not the right color it is better yeah how do I find the exact
one like that I have like this is the off road car oh no it's not it's the worst one
hold on I gotta find the exact one I have this one made this one's ass it sounds like a sticker
on the side I don't like it I just smoke all the way across the map here we go this one's good
this one's pretty good no this one's bad but this one has no carbon fiber hood did they
They gone poor the fuck where does Darth Vader
Shopped to buy in new shoes and fuck are you saying bro?
Just answer the question I don't know grow where at the dark mall the fuck does that mean bro? I
Don't understand it
Nice man. How do you search? Wait, wait. Did he say double seven?
Chad, he said the gravity is bad, he's gonna flip, trust me.
Chad, he's gonna flip, trust me.
Should I choose the color of my wheels, Chad, or no?
No way, they have my old one!
He's gonna flip, he's gonna flip, he's gonna flip.
There it is! There it is! There it is!
Wait.
Should I go back to this color?
It's just not fun like every game I have to battle to the Nellie get a three this
The game's in a seven!
Don't be a jerk!
It's Christmas!
They don't race, they get those cars, you're just dumb!
Gee, what if?
Okay, I got a joke for you.
Where does Darth Vader get his shoes?
I don't know where.
The dark mall.
No, Darth Ma- fuck, I fucked it up.
My god.
Okay, I have a better one. Ready?
Um
Oh, man, I love that. Yep. Do vegetables have phones like are we talking like vegetable vegetables or like, you know, like
onion rings
Okay, I got a joke
So you get it I got I got it. I actually got it. So I don't was
basically an onion right it's called an onion brain so it's like ringing like a
phone I got it. It's ringing the phone yeah yeah that was a bad one actually it was a bad one.
Yo why has everyone tried to run my side of the road?
Okay I'll challenge the other one just let's do it now.
Wait this is so realistic all I'm doing now is I see the school zone driving this fast.
yeah exactly where are the families of five
I shoulda tried it.
Shabuya Crossing!
Where do I do donuts?
He's in the GT3 RS doing donuts!
Wait, this doesn't even sound like a GTDRS, I just realized.
Oh my god, my rig is moving!
Wait, can I get an exhaust in this game right now?
Wait, this game is fire!
Okay.
Oh, I gotta practice like I'm in real life.
Oh yeah, that's that woman.
So, one time, where off road is bad, and it, like, you cannot make this up, can you?
This is just fucking brain damage.
I don't like the brakes on this game.
The one tire.
It's getting into braking and shifting is completely garbage.
It's so bad.
Fuck off the road, you dick!
Baby Yoda 38!
Hi everybody, do you want to do something cool up in a minute?
Yeah.
Yeah, the brakes are so unrealistic.
It's gonna be a good game.
It breaks so easily I'm not used to it.
What is Tongue?
Tongue?
Tongue.
We're gonna have gold at this fucking point.
Come to Horde?
Lop up on Drone.
We're gonna have gold at the first hit.
I'll race early and it's not that it's like no fucking smoke inside probably
What was that smoke oh my god it was smoke
Oh my god.
Tacoma! Tacoma!
How do I go reverse?
Come on, bitch. Come on, bitch. Come on, bitch.
Leave that ass, come on.
Wait, I'm a fuckin' burger, or what?
There we go, hold on, look, you got it!
There we go hold on look you got it wait so chat in real life if I get the wheel it'll
actually do like the real thing I could learn
And where's what you'll kill
Yeah, yeah, it's pretty good
Yeah, you need to get it like a proper server and you need to get also you need to get a
A stick it will your radius
My car's not stick
Oh, look at how you drive your real car in the game? Yeah, you did as well
Yeah, I did
I did
I did
I did
I did
I did
I did
I did
I did
I did
I did
I did
Oh, look at how you drive your real car?
In the game? Yeah, you guys won.
But I don't think you should trickster by your real car.
No, I gotta learn how to drive it.
It's kinda terrible.
No, I gotta be able to do that in school zone. Are you crazy?
Wait, really? In school zone? All right.
Can I put a fire there, Dave?
Oh, dear thing, Dave.
Oh shit, Canyon run, here we go. Let the fun begin.
Nice, I got the performance to be down again.
And now I need to play that race.
Chat, if I was last game, that would be a little fun, god of the line guy.
You know I did it all the time that I could. I upgraded it and now it's early.
Then it's level 3. But it's just small share.
Level 5.
Yeah, when does this game come out?
Okay, it's coming out already.
I don't know, I had a- I had a-
ZEMPLIZER! ZEMPLIZER!
Oh no. Oh no.
This game's kinda fun.
You want to try and set a course with them, see how real this thing is.
It's too realistic, and that's how you would put a course with them in general.
It's more real than you'd like to.
So like, it spins like crazy for no reason and shit, it's a little bit crazy, like butter.
But imagine if I learn how to do certain shit in that game, like if I wanted to, can I type in like, where I live and like learn the road?
Like am I gonna get it?
Yeah you can do that if you want to, I'm pretty sure.
Uh, well I mean, it depends on how you do it.
Really the canyons?
Like it.
Why is it level 5 and it's totally in flip-flop like I did earlier?
It's just lame.
Like, there's nothing that has gotten to get a bit of bar.
Like, that was the best pop-up combo.
But it's every game though, every game is a-
Like, not one time, I've been ahead of levels!
Holy shit, I'm having fun right now playing the video game.
Am I sponsored?
Look, I don't know what to do with it.
Just have fun, bro. It's just a video game.
Yeah, I don't mind that, but it's gonna stick with it.
I will say though, this is very un-
The last game of that...
That's the shit that's pissing me off, okay?
The breaks are so fast.
Awful. Absolutely awful.
I agree.
Like, if I click my break button, it's like instant, bro.
Well, the only thing is that it's very abrupt, and there's no real, like...
Even with the pedal, it's pretty shitty.
Dude it
Guys, I'm not talking about it, I'm just talking about like it's just unrealistic
Like obviously I know it's a video game, it's not supposed to be realistic, but he would take fours of
But eventually like, you know
My trip in or not, ain't that wrong?
Oh, I think I'm gonna be swiping my spawns, I mean
He's not actually smoking, cause you're going, at least falling on me and there's no, there's nothing on the ground there
Like imagine I could just learn how to drift a corner like that, when I have a corner,
Be honest!
I brought her up, Aura!
Like, I'm not fucking Lufus, Lufus.
Right there!
Oh
Haha
It was
How do I play a game
How do I do a raise?
How do I do a raise?
How do I do a raise?
Wait, I can't fast travel? I have to just fucking drive?
save a lot he broke save a lot oh my god
my my pretty is it's 30 or player no yeah yeah
a little dark a little too wow very nice like this game is just bad it's just
like there's a lot of I think it's because of snipers like I think I think
they spawn in it and take all the loot around me actually like it because I
generally I've never done a good job spot like it's just roll up yep it's
actually true he's actually right he's right he's actually right around when
is safe to do so. Do you have a license? Because of this reason right here.
Let's walk and try to make the engine go up.
I think I'm going to do it through the woods here. It's too abrupt.
It's like a second I didn't want to get the other guy like it's it's two big mountains
and then you go in between the creak and...
Ah, I'm up.
Yep, she might get staked up.
Did he?
So I get real life-brawn just taking up both lanes and I'm taking the pedestrian side with mine.
Like this is so unrelenting.
You should have gone on the road that day, you're on the road with me, but you shouldn't have been on the road, simple.
Is that the Eiffel Tower? What the fuck? I'm in Paris, dude.
I should go back to Japan and do this if we're alive.
I mean, this is just boring. This game mode is just so bad, man, I like...
Way to fucking be on a blind spot corner is fucking dumbass.
Yeah, I'm getting this guy's license plate. Hold on. I'm getting this to my lawyer. One second. Yeah, I gotta get this guy's info. Hold on. Hold on. Yeah, that's right. That's mine. I'm not going to, this is going straight to my lawyer. It's going straight to my fucking lawyer, bro.
like it like like even if you need to do early early 1v1s I get I get I get
one of the best and they get a worst start and it's level two and it's just by
the time I'm so dumb it's like like and the fucking dumbass back there's so fucking
stupid it's unbelievable I will get I don't see a Mando how do I add you how
Adam chat
Tune your car, how about you tune your mother? What do you mean by that? And that's what the fuck sorry
Oh steamer join me on steamer
Oh car backs online you're not online bro. You're not too cool. Turn yourself online
You're never too cool to be offline, bro. You're not that cool. No, no, no
Yeah, you have to for Russian show like that. I had to go out there. You're not that cool, bro
So I'm trying to be cooler than you are. Well, I mean, I literally had to I'm I'm a way to go and let me I'm joining your game
No Chad am I in his lobby or no, I think I am
They're saying yes, I am to get you to get me to tune to the tune to the whore
Oh, yeah, I am in your thing. So when you pick a race, I join on my way. See I'm here
Wait, so do I get to use my G-Tiger Arrest though?
No, no, it's in Karza.
Then should I go automatic mode?
Hakone?
Ooh, Hakone down to Makari.
I
A skill score score favorites radio station. I'm supposed to use a fucking truck
Yeah, but I actually skimmed you because I actually went to the left and I chose a
body
So I get to use a truck and you get to use some swag shit
Oh, yeah, I stand you really hard there. I'm gonna be gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta
All right lock in lock in lock in we can't lose our first race everyone knows we have to know it's me. It's you
I'm done
Are you a manual motor up?
That's cheese around playing manual bro come on
I'm gonna have to swap because it was so bad it like it was so bad. Okay, then don't go don't move
don't move let me let me swap them so okay why it's it's it's it's it's
sent you're gonna I'm gonna swap
doing well you're in a fucking fast ass course I got what is bro doing are you
dead ass
You're not dead ass, right?
Bro, move out the fuck!
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Restart, bro. Restart, restart. You're just teasing me.
You're just being a dork, bro.
bro what is my game pushing no no no no this is just game this channel give me a
good car bro what's it give you a car this is what the race doesn't work man
So basically I have to just open out that you just like crash five times.
This is strong, this is strong.
I think you can walk in and you'll get other races in a minute.
This is fucking ass. Who's driving a Raptor through the canyons?
Wow, that's...
Interesting.
I think I've been not gripped.
I'm losing.
Wait, how?
Wait, what?
I want to do seventy-five minutes of trick-wise then.
I'm gonna go watch the winners POG, don't ever speak to me about talent, I don't know where to begin.
I literally reversed that into it as well.
Oh, so if he gets a good car chat and I get some fucking trunk?
You're telling me a truck can't go 40 miles per hour?
The color is anything to give it now though.
It was never about the bar. You think this is like a fucking movie?
You're probably gonna be a competitive this
Wait, I'm so confused
It was bugged with me, but I just go automatic like what is this?
probably bro this is fucking ass you're not automatic
you guys said uh turn off ABS it's brakes no no no that's not how it works
hold on cute can I get it it's great can I get a change on the reverse like no
troll yeah sure you gotta put me in the normal thing though
The ABS is done. It's always done.
What the fuck is lasting here?
Always leave ABS on.
Holy shit, you're chopped.
How is that the same weight class?
That's nowhere near the same weight class.
Hold on, I gotta switch my bucket.
Okay, okay.
Traction control off.
Usually more than beneficial if you know what you're doing.
official if you know what you're doing but ABS no no troll don't go no troll I'm not
kidding I won't go I won't go I have to switch something I'll be weird
how do you change car? is it the same thing? I guess wait we're playing the same
shit so dumb wait this is dumb as f**k
I can't change. Okay. I can't. Hold on one sec. Wait, won't let me change my controls
while I'm in game. Yeah, you can't do difficult things in the game. Are you fucking? This is
This is the dumbest shit ever.
I go.
Alright Chad, I guess I'm just playing an automatic or manual again in a fucking truck.
Just stay in second.
I can't stay in second because my car just hits fucking like high RPMs in like half a fucking second, bro.
Yeah, I hate this game.
I
Think it's worse
Wait no really better
like it it explains it I try to send the drift
And it's just it's just worse
bad one
My point three seconds
Just reading
Let's go matter daddy
You're the most truck of the truck is the same class car and it's adapted for the fucking that but I mean
It's the curtains recommend it for this race
Let's go stable Ronaldo with titties. Thank you
Try get a raptor just because that's in the game
This is slow and relaxed
Joe
We play like a map where we can use our own cars
Again the same shit. This is stupid. What the fuck is this?
No, no, no. Wait, does that know that it was a different map?
Oh, is it different?
Yes.
Oh, but I wanna use it out of you. I don't wanna use a fucking trod.
Yo, I'm saying your trod is better than this.
Maybe not this one because there's more lines, but I know it's it.
like how does it get so damn much to do about drifting it but it's just so dumb
like am I a fucking dumbass don't answer that was perfect
3, 2, 1.
3, 2, 1.
Oh my god.
So now I can't hit you, but you can hit me.
That makes...
Is that what you have to do right?
It's gonna be a man.
So he can hit me but I can't hit him nice.
Makes no fucking sense.
Makes no fucking sense.
I give you a fuck out of here.
Good job.
Did we get a race?
It's like actually fun.
I thought we'd do a special race.
Or set race.
Set race.
What would you do on SNES or setrace?
It's accurate. I guess Ron's 5 foot 4S would be able to see over the steering wheel.
Okay, I'll get through.
Yeah, true.
I mean, the fact that you can have a truck and drape on a corner and still conserve more
speed and more traction than my car is insane as I actually corner properly.
Yeah, quick event.
Really?
Quick event.
I'm changing my setting.
Okay, do you want to come over again?
Wait, but I still can't change my...
Oh, Horner.
So what do I turn chat I turn on shifting automatic so like that
My son you're lobbying I am
I lose my grace
This is what a real shit is that
If you can really be drifting in drifts in your life though?
Yeah, I think some of the better drift cars, but it's like a freestyle track, so...
Is that a robot?
I said a family, I'm good.
Assist often?
Okay.
But I'm telling you, you need to listen to me carefully, okay?
ABS, super important.
Try to control not.
Wait, you can't join.
Okay.
What is the E3M3M45I class?
Oh yeah.
Oh no.
my chat or my student or not
That's GPR, GPR
Yeah, it's on GPR
It's just like modified
Now, Phil's a mental ward though
but we're checking control off
You'll see, it's gonna be a freaking weirdo
Hey, why is that saying 30 of yet's life game is bad?
It looks perfect for me
I can connect because they are on a building online has been buggy so I
Yeah, I could I could up again
You're not even here. Yes, it's so stupid. It's fine. Let me just roll these newbies. I
Will roll them it's all good
Are you ready?
It's a real race now
Where am I playing without you?
Yes, it's fine now.
I'm gonna win my first race ready?
I
Me home
All right, why can't everyone just drive the speed but I gotta get this fashion
Come on!
Run!
Come on!
Fuck you guys!
The fuck are you taking a photo of?
There's nothing even in front of you!
Shut up!
I'm not leaving this game.
Oh my god, oh my god, I can't believe it.
Like, shut up!
Who are you talking to?
Who are you talking to?
How about you shut your fucking mouth when you talk to the king.
They print to everything.
Fucking Leprechaun, man.
At least I'm out of fucking under a bridge, dude.
Get it?
get it cuz you're uh yeah that's the joke
uh I was close off the wait what I
get same place it was the other guy
liking it
thank you that was fun well you know
the guy like no way why because we
haven't fucking raced once bro no do
more
you want more tell me you will want
more daddy I'll leave him like I've
been sitting bro I'm ready to play
And by the time the matter closed, I can't leave it.
I can't use, uh, Chad, if people like this, I should just ban now, like dead ass, right?
Let me know right now.
I don't give a fuck if it's too much, so, summing up, I'm gonna do it now, follow me.
Oh my god, what is this fucking stupid ass?
Like, let me leave, let me leave.
Imagine that day I decided to quit.
First off.
You- you- you'd be back within two weeks because you have out of money.
You make me tingle on my inside skew.
Like, I- bro, I- I cannot fucking leave.
You see my shirt?
No.
It says Team Miners.
And it's a creeper.
I just thought you would like it.
OK.
Coming.
Hi, John, I got what?
Do you like my phone case?
I think you see it's me.
Matt, I hate when they lock you into tutorials.
Don't ever quit, Keo.
You're loved.
Welcome back, Ron.
How does this go in my name?
Am I not in your thing or no?
I'm just joking.
I'm tired of this fucking truck, yo.
I don't care to drive this truck.
Like, what the truck are we doing?
Alright, my lovely, here you are.
You ready? I'm gonna queue us up for, uh, the state racing.
State racing?
Yeah. I mean, we've been doing that all time.
all that way to the Horizon Invitational. Let's take...
Chai, did you see all the nuts? I think I need to turn it back on.
I'm going to press a horizon and this rather handy journal may give us. Have a look through it
and then let's head out. Oh, lucky you! Looks like you've got all the rules.
Oh, really? Mother trucker. Hey, I asked how you're doing, but it looks like you've been busy.
Keep it up. Oh, that's one of my besties.
I think I just got to get a little bit with the throttle.
Skyline not a bad shout at all. Yeah
Fuck you mean oh shit
ABS awful, okay, you make ABS off and make one mistake you're fucking crook. It's my last race
Oh, yeah, what do you have the blah, Valor?
So where am I?
What's play?
Event and progress?
What's that?
Wait, so when you drift, you hold an A, does anyone know?
Yeah, I do that.
By the way, you're gonna hold gas drum.
Yeah.
Yeah man, I know you want to be like in second or third gear if any on the car and you fucking send it.
They're in lockdown, it's true.
I'm just waiting for players to be ready, right?
Yeah, I'm ready.
The other race is finished and we're joining the next one.
And they have to get out, do a little bullshit, and load in.
like, it's, it's, it's, it's a long for those.
I don't know, let me just try my, my thing here.
Okay, I, I, I, this car doesn't have enough power
to access my down, so we're gonna.
Man, you driving the same car?
Yeah, it's the standard GTR thing.
Yeah, but this car definitely spins out.
It doesn't, the other one did it,
that other one doesn't, just try it.
I have to get control off and I
Hollering right now. Oh, and then enjoy the cruise in this very fancy pussy bitch. Yes
Wait, we're gonna get mad people from
Why he's got the like they're like look at that guy's level a hundred ninety three
Yes, it's came duck king of it
What are you doing here?
Get out for like a day!
Why do I still last?
I'm happy to get some dog shit.
Alright, well I enjoy losing hand.
Should we play first person for the immersion or not?
No.
So these guys are cheating, got it.
Why don't I conserve speed again?
I don't get it.
Basically, you have to go up the axes for your call.
God, it puts guys on my deck.
the number one racist in the lobby let's do it
come on that was really good that was really good
Wait, it's learning!
You like that?
This is not bad.
Hold on now.
Bang!
I had to overtake it like 10 times over for you. You went but wait you started second place. You entered it like you love you love positions
No, you're just a hater, Abe.
You lost positions, I damed 8.
No, you're just hating, though.
Stop hating from the outside because you can't even get in.
An injection that can double that.
It's off time, but I'm getting- I'm getting-
Yeah, let me go in front of you.
Let me go to the fucking- run into you and people bring in front of you.
I had fucking massive car pallets in the front- I only have a freaking corner.
I'm done. I didn't forget that you're a nice one.
You make me so we're going to travel.
Was the end of the race or is there one more?
Or the fastest they say in one more chat one more.
One more.
This is the final race, all the models are locked in.
You're next you see are my favorite figures.
They put me back into 10th place?
Dude, just based off how fat you are, then chops.
So I'm pretty high up for fat, but you're so high up for being chops.
Yo, as you see when you're behind me, just read me my license plate, bro.
I'm spinning out of got it.
So you cheated.
Nice.
Got it.
No, I don't know why I clicked the drift button.
That shit was useless.
And actually just fucked up my whole race.
Freeze!
God fucking dammit!
Fucking mad bro!
I'm kinda cooking look here.
Like how do I not conserve speed? Man, this game I can't.
Get me out of the plan, get me out of the game.
Get the fuck out of my way you fucking dingus. Oh my fucking God, bro
I mean if you guys just fucking every one of us is somebody
Those guys just in my way
No, I'm actually getting mad and when you see me mad, bro, you get a lightning in the
thunder.
I'm getting mad.
Is there even a way to catch up at this point?
Oh, you're not dead ass.
Yeah, this game is meant for fucking Dwarfs, dead ass.
Now this game is meant for dead ass Dwarfs.
And then I lost.
I mean...
I should've been on...
READY!
No, it didn't go up the timer. It didn't go up the timer.
It goes off the race.
I just got last place, got it.
Yeah, I'm about to say fucking bad words, bro.
All right, all right, this game we're going to play?
This guy was just straight being a terrorist to all of you.
I'm about to say really bad words.
Well, I had a lot of fun playing with you, though.
That's it?
Let me do one more.
No, no, because we need the first one because we weren't there.
And
I have to be our game, but it's scratch roll ish. I'm gonna miss you, buddy
Hi, man, wait, oh yeah, it's over. Can you get by the game at all? No, you are so fucking effective
I love you man, I'll see you soon man, peace.
Alright Chad, little seven hour stream, double use, double fucking use, not a bad shout,
not a bad shout at all, little seven hour stream, not a bad shout, not a bad shout,
Not a bad shot at all.
Tomorrow I'm live, same time, around 12 to one
and me, Joe and Jinxie will be playing a bunch of games.
I think maybe we'll be playing with Dante's,
I don't know either, but I'm pretty sure.
We'll be playing some games tomorrow,
we're gonna do a nice game day, should be pretty fun.
And then Friday we have an Iros from the iGum drop,
so yeah, should be pretty fun.
I love you boys, it's been good fucking vibes,
it's been great vibes.
Thank y'all for being here for the PO Box. It was fucking fun. Dead UZ.
And other than that, I'm gonna see you guys tomorrow early in the morning.
Thank you for all the subs today. Thank y'all for the donuts. Thank you to anyone who followed the stream.
Can I get some W's in the chat? Let me see the blue. This shit's fucking fire. I love streaming.
Summertime soon. I'm gonna see you boys very very very soon
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Can't he play in pain, see how she put like a party?
Thank you guys for watching me today. I love you boys.
I'm sorry.
If you want to go out and play, you can kick that down the lobby.
Girl, you know a star will be up in the harpy.
She wanna go next door, she wanna leave party
She said she was purging to start a skink at Fosse
I don't know what's up with me, lately, lately