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stableronaldo

05-21-2026 · 5h 49m

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[00:06:17] Describe today they were to respond for six months. Hello, I need some bro

[00:06:23] Let me know right now, bro. No, I'm not feeling these emotes. No, I'm not feeling this. I'm not feeling this

[00:06:28] No, I'm not feeling this dude. I'm not feeling this

[00:06:32] I'm not feeling this bruh. It's too good of a day today, bro. Love the television. No, bro

[00:06:36] What is that new side donut?

[00:06:39] The fuck is that?

[00:06:41] Yo, Ram, what's good that kid was good

[00:06:44] Conzie was good. Cascio was good. How y'all doing bro?

[00:06:47] Good fucking morning, AJ. What's good?

[00:06:50] Fuck are these emos, bro?

[00:06:52] Yo, ban this fucking emo. What is that new side donut?

[00:06:56] I don't know that emotes dude. Yeah, I don't know that emotes. Thank you for the two yous. Thank you Bella for the hard eyes

[00:07:03] I'm taking sorry ladies ladies. I'm just

[00:07:06] Garret with another 25 gift

[00:07:10] No, he won a sub same me brown. He might be just yeah, he's rich. He's rich

[00:07:16] What you give me like 50 fucking subs already, dude

[00:07:19] 50 fucking subs stop spamming love from television. Yeah, by the way

[00:07:23] By the way, bro, let's get some Ws going bro first and foremost. Thank you for the fucking 50 gets in total

[00:07:30] Can we get a thank you Garak and maybe give him strokes y'all?

[00:07:33] Bro chat who was there for yesterday's PO box? Can I get a me? Can I get a me if you were there?

[00:07:41] Can I get a me bro?

[00:07:45] Look at this right here

[00:07:47] For anyone who wasn't here look what we got yesterday from a girl named Emma. Look at this

[00:07:55] Look how nice this gift is bro like dead ass. This is the best gift

[00:07:59] I fucking have ever gotten and I'm not in line

[00:08:02] I still got to figure out where to frame this yo, where should I put this should I put this behind my set up so you

[00:08:08] Guys can see it on the street

[00:08:10] Like I could I was thinking put it like right here

[00:08:13] Like low key just somewhere behind me, but I need to get commands first. I don't have any to hang it up

[00:08:18] I don't have any it's so realistic. Yo dumbass. Do you think my nose is that fucking big?

[00:08:24] Like look at my face right now. Look at my face. Do you think my shit is that fucking big?

[00:08:29] Right look, I'm not alive at stable Ronaldo. You're glowing today. You actually are so handsome ladies

[00:08:36] Please, chill! Chill, bro, chill! Chill! Chill! Just chill. Please, like, come on. Y'all

[00:08:47] gotta just chill. Stable Ronaldo, you look so good today. I love seeing you. Bro, I mean,

[00:08:54] this chat is just too love- show the message. No, no, no, no, no, no, I'm not showing the

[00:08:59] message. Hey, good morning, everybody. I don't know what this monkey is with this white hat,

[00:09:03] It is a little weird. Thank you for the subs. Oh my god. Hey all the way from the

[00:09:07] Hey, oh my god first-time chatter. We're all my first-time chatters at guys come

[00:09:12] out of the tunnel right now everyone come out of the tunnel guys guys if

[00:09:16] you're if you're a first-time chatter come out bro just come out just I'll be

[00:09:19] you know don't be nervous we're nice people right chat aren't we nice people

[00:09:23] look daddy Ron look fuck you okay very nice hi hey yo look nice these guys are

[00:09:30] Guys, we're a community.

[00:09:31] Everyone open their arms.

[00:09:33] Hey, let's do an exercise to start today's stream.

[00:09:36] Everybody put your arms out.

[00:09:37] Go ahead, do it.

[00:09:38] Stop typing for one second.

[00:09:40] Come on.

[00:09:40] Guys, stop typing for one second.

[00:09:42] Guys, just one second.

[00:09:43] Nobody type.

[00:09:44] Guys, everybody hug their monitor.

[00:09:46] Let's get parasocial.

[00:09:47] Come here, everybody.

[00:09:49] Yeah, this is bad.

[00:09:50] I'm not gonna lie, I'm a grown ass man.

[00:09:52] I don't know what I'm doing, never mind.

[00:09:53] Yo, fuck this chat.

[00:09:54] I'm not even kidding.

[00:09:55] Fuck anyone who puts emotes in this chat.

[00:09:57] Fuck the cat looking sideways.

[00:09:58] Fuck all these emotes, dude.

[00:09:59] I deadass don't care, bro.

[00:10:01] Yo, Garreg with another 25, break!

[00:10:04] Guys, can I get a fucking W?

[00:10:06] Number one, I stable Ronaldo,

[00:10:09] owe you guys a 24 hour streak.

[00:10:11] Facts or no, facts or no, facts or no.

[00:10:15] Facts or no, I owe you, oh my God, real!

[00:10:19] Ferry with a fucking 10!

[00:10:21] Addy was good!

[00:10:23] Real Ferry with a 10 and then the 25.

[00:10:27] No, I owe you guys a 24-hour stream.

[00:10:30] Facts or no, let me know right now.

[00:10:33] Let me know right now.

[00:10:36] Let me know right now.

[00:10:36] Facts or no, facts or no.

[00:10:38] Thank you for all the subs, thank you for the gift of subs.

[00:10:40] Yes, yes, yes, yes.

[00:10:42] Okay, does that 24-hour stream have to be constantly awake?

[00:10:48] Yes or no?

[00:10:50] Do I have to constantly be awake?

[00:10:55] Yes.

[00:10:56] So I basically have to somehow stay awake for 24 hours.

[00:11:02] Yes, yes, yes, dur.

[00:11:05] So you guys, okay, so let's say I fall asleep the last hour.

[00:11:09] Is that lamiki?

[00:11:11] Put it on God, is that lamiki?

[00:11:12] Is that lamiki?

[00:11:13] I need to know right now before I do this, not today,

[00:11:15] but soon, because I need to figure this out.

[00:11:18] Yes, yes, so it is lamiki.

[00:11:21] Got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it.

[00:11:23] So I was thinking, let me know if this is cinema.

[00:11:26] Everyone close their eyes, right?

[00:11:28] The week after, me and Jinxie, by the way,

[00:11:32] fun fact if anyone didn't know,

[00:11:33] at the end of the month, me and Jinxie

[00:11:35] are doing a IRL stream, well not IRL,

[00:11:38] but in person, we will be beating hardcore Minecraft

[00:11:42] together, in person, at his house.

[00:11:43] I'll be going to his house.

[00:11:45] Let's cinema.

[00:11:46] That's number one.

[00:11:47] Number two, number two, number two, number two.

[00:11:52] I think a week after that, that following weekend,

[00:11:55] we do the stable 24 hour stream to kick off the summer.

[00:12:00] Thoughts or no?

[00:12:01] Thoughts or no?

[00:12:02] Let me know right now.

[00:12:03] Thoughts or no?

[00:12:04] I mean, it's up to you guys.

[00:12:07] The stable 24, wait, when does summertime start

[00:12:10] for you guys?

[00:12:12] Is it June?

[00:12:13] When does summertime start for you guys?

[00:12:14] Is it June?

[00:12:16] What is it?

[00:12:17] Or is it now?

[00:12:18] Some people's summer starts now.

[00:12:20] Okay, what do you have planned for the 24 hour?

[00:12:23] So, I read the comments, I think, when we do,

[00:12:26] no way Jose with the five.

[00:12:28] When we do the 24 hour stream, I say we do

[00:12:35] six hours of clicking links,

[00:12:38] six hours of a mukbang,

[00:12:41] six hours of League of Legends,

[00:12:45] And then six hours of just leaching off everyone in the house IRL stream

[00:12:57] You just how does this even possible like

[00:13:04] Okay, I know is I thought my door was are you live

[00:13:08] No, I'm just catching up on it.

[00:13:13] You mind it or not?

[00:13:14] No, go ahead, bro. I thought my door was locked, but...

[00:13:24] It took inspiration from you.

[00:13:25] Alright, I'm listening to you.

[00:13:32] I was scared of dancing in the dark

[00:13:38] I was scared of pretty girls and started conversations on my friends at 33.

[00:13:49] I'm a magician's assistant's favorite dream.

[00:13:56] Oh, I come unstuck.

[00:14:04] Lately, I miss...

[00:14:07] Now you almost have to go on, don't stop now.

[00:14:09] You might as well keep going, bro.

[00:14:11] No, I gotta get that last part, that last part.

[00:14:13] I'm getting it to that part yesterday.

[00:14:14] Lately, running down to the ring.

[00:14:18] You gotta sing that shit, come on, let's hear it.

[00:14:20] Come on, they all want it.

[00:14:21] They don't spare me, they want it.

[00:14:29] Oh, you're restarting.

[00:14:34] I think we're gonna sing.

[00:14:41] Yeah.

[00:14:44] And I come unstuck.

[00:14:55] And I come unstuck

[00:14:58] Lay lay when I lay down to the wind

[00:15:02] I head about to the bird's eye

[00:15:06] I wanna be your little man

[00:15:10] I wanna be your little man

[00:15:12] I wanna be your little man

[00:15:15] I wanna be your little man

[00:15:16] I wanna be your little man

[00:15:19] That was really good.

[00:15:20] That was really good, actually.

[00:15:22] You just don't advance though, bro.

[00:15:24] Yeah, I don't know about that one

[00:15:27] Yeah, maybe don't a lot of W's broke. I think what the fuck I think

[00:15:34] No, no, no, I don't yeah, no, I don't a lot of W's bro. I

[00:15:40] All right, yeah, yeah, that's really good actually

[00:15:44] Really actually good man. That's really good. I

[00:15:47] I don't know where who gave him the idea for a guitar like who

[00:15:55] So who gave him the idea for a guitar brah?

[00:16:05] Boot fucking

[00:16:07] It's like it's in favor of 25 gift it

[00:16:13] Somebody's been in this situation obviously tagging my name

[00:16:15] This is why you need banks and it worked the shit got fucking 5.5 million views the boys the internet

[00:16:21] I don't give a fuck. I could care less

[00:16:23] But it's funny because I halfway expected to read a response like the one that I posted and sure enough the top tweet

[00:16:30] Yeah, but phase banks would charge them 200k

[00:16:33] Yeah, and it's a banger. It's a good

[00:16:35] Sonyan fries HQ make it ASAP too. I want them flipped. I want them crispy on the outside and mushy in the inside

[00:16:46] Go to morning to everybody bro. I'm sorry that you had to start your morning with Jason the ween coming in singing some bullshit

[00:16:55] Yes, I did see some people

[00:16:57] I did see some people that say that they want me to start my stream with the piano if y'all really want me to bro

[00:17:03] I really can't I don't mind dead ass

[00:17:06] Yes, it is good morning, bro. It's fucking one o'clock today's stream chat is stable

[00:17:12] Ronaldo ex Joe Barton Mophozzi ex Jinxie and then I think I didn't put in my title because I don't know if it's 100%

[00:17:17] Lock I think Dante's later

[00:17:19] I think we're gonna all play video games today

[00:17:21] It's gonna be pretty fun and then I'm pretty sure for an hour ish me and Joe we're gonna have like a little you know

[00:17:26] Not podcast, but we're just gonna talk to each other. You know I'm saying camera camera. I've seen his videos on that shit

[00:17:31] I think it's very interesting. I kind of want to ask him some questions

[00:17:34] And yeah, it should be pretty it should be pretty nice. It should be pretty nice. It should be less cinema

[00:17:38] Am I doing the Jason the wean thing? No, I told Jason

[00:17:41] I don't think I can make it unless I can join late, but I don't think I can and you know me chat

[00:17:46] I don't want to make it about me facts or no fairs fairs

[00:17:49] Tomorrow tomorrow me and I gumdrop will be doing a cooking stream. We'll be doing a cooking stream together

[00:17:58] Yeah, we'll be doing a cooking stream together in person

[00:18:01] She wants to make something with live lobster. She told me that I need to buy a live lobster

[00:18:09] Should I be worried or no like she told me that I need a live lobster

[00:18:15] Dumb with the 25 Burgers yo Garrick and Dom bro. What the fuck I'm gonna hit 25k subs that means 25 hour stream fax

[00:18:24] Kequah

[00:18:26] Um

[00:18:28] No, but tomorrow actually don't put cake why I hit that remote. Thank you for the 25 tomorrow

[00:18:33] I need a live lobster. What if where the fuck you buy a live lobster?

[00:18:38] Can you buy that anywhere or do I have to go to a fish market?

[00:18:42] Can I go anywhere or do I have to go to a fishy market? Do I have to go to a fishy market or no?

[00:18:48] Anywhere you could literally the ocean wait is buying a live lobster bad for the environment though

[00:18:55] Like I don't know or should I just go fish a lobster? I just thought about it. Should I just go fish a lobster like I

[00:19:01] Don't know um you could go to the store where I could fish it. I look he could fish it

[00:19:06] Yo chat it might go black for one second. I'm gonna click fix because I think we're a little bit delayed

[00:19:11] Okay, so if it goes black just my

[00:19:13] Lately running down through the rim tight I want to take you to the dark side

[00:19:26] I'm scared anyways um also by the way before um before we go oh yes i gumdrop

[00:19:41] is also on the new season of MasterChef, La Cinema!

[00:19:45] I'm a Malaysian food on the map.

[00:19:46] I love that, um, a day job, but, um, you're not cooking, what are you doing full-time?

[00:19:50] I am a cooking content creator, so I cook online, I also do live streaming.

[00:19:55] How many followers do you have now?

[00:19:56] I think on all my platforms, probably a little over two million.

[00:20:00] Wow! That is a little two million, that is amazing!

[00:20:02] Is it bad that I'm only inviting her, but don't send her to this clip.

[00:20:05] I really am only inviting her because I'm hungry.

[00:20:07] I'm gonna be honest with you, I just want to cook really good food, um, you know what I'm saying?

[00:20:10] I'm just hungry dude. I'm just kidding. I think it should be a really fun stream

[00:20:14] I'm not gonna lie and then also I want to figure it out, but what sometime next week

[00:20:21] Yo knows I don't know if you're gonna see this clip. I don't know if the ladies in your Twitter column will send you this clip

[00:20:27] You're an asshole. I'm literally kidding bro. It's obviously a joke because I'm fat

[00:20:32] Can't wait for that stream. Let's go ladies, bro. We you should be radiant, bro

[00:20:36] Um, yo nose, I want to do a singing stream with you. Let's hit them up

[00:20:41] I want to come to wherever you're at. You know what I'm saying figuring out a voice coach

[00:20:45] I want to sing like I feel like I'm right there being able to sing bro

[00:20:50] This whole chat knows that I could sing look at this bro

[00:20:53] This whole chat knows I could sing bro y'all y'all literally comparing me to Michael Jordan

[00:20:59] Y'all are comparing me to Michael fucking Jordan of the singing community like this is what I mean, bro

[00:21:03] Like, bro, imagine Jason's right here and he hits a, a one, a two, a one, two, three, four.

[00:21:09] Lightly running down to the riptide, I want to take it to the,

[00:21:14] uh, yeah, a hundred miles away, but you're here.

[00:21:21] Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Yes. Sometime next week, it should be

[00:21:27] fucking good vibes. We have a nice week ahead of us. And then guys, we have the stable

[00:21:31] I'm excited. I'm really fucking excited. I'm not. I don't have noise pollution, bro

[00:21:39] Let's start with the first link of the day. Can we get some w links in the chat?

[00:21:42] So first and foremost, mr. Beast team has started to pay out the one million dollars

[00:21:47] I just want to say guys. It is a great day to be part of the stable because

[00:21:52] Outlaw is officially paid

[00:21:54] Outlaw got paid $10,000. Yes, $10,000. So, if y'all want any money, just ask him, bro.

[00:22:08] He's rich. He's dead-ass rich. Facts are no. Yo, he's dead-ass rich. Thank you for

[00:22:13] the three months. Subdue it. What's up, dude? I don't believe it. I mean, I got a text message

[00:22:17] this morning and Outlaw said he received the money. So, this is a great day for anybody's,

[00:22:23] You know what?

[00:22:24] I'm feeling good today.

[00:22:25] Should I give away a 10-Band suit?

[00:22:27] You know what, Outlaw?

[00:22:29] It's only fair that you give Chad facts or no.

[00:22:33] It is only fair if Outlaw won $10,000 that he gives $5,000 out to the Chad.

[00:22:39] He should give the thousand selves facts or no.

[00:22:41] Facts or no.

[00:22:43] I mean, it's true.

[00:22:47] I mean, it's true.

[00:22:49] It's true, bro.

[00:22:50] It's actually, if there's, you know what?

[00:22:52] I think you give all the money to Scorpi.

[00:22:54] No, no, no, no, no.

[00:22:59] No, no, no, no.

[00:23:01] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[00:23:04] That is probably the worst idea.

[00:23:06] Aw, bro, I'm so happy Emma made this, bro.

[00:23:08] Da da.

[00:23:08] Look, this shit got 9,000 likes.

[00:23:10] Holy shit.

[00:23:11] See, this is why Twitter comps should not get deleted.

[00:23:14] Facts are no.

[00:23:15] We need Twitter comps to stay up.

[00:23:18] This is true, bro.

[00:23:19] This is actually true.

[00:23:21] This is actually true, bro.

[00:23:23] What is this?

[00:23:26] Fuck it, stable Ronaldo football highlights.

[00:23:29] And it's Tony Jeffery.

[00:23:30] I don't wanna,

[00:23:31] cause I'm in front of the crowd and no one knows me.

[00:23:33] I'm in front of the crowd and no one knows me.

[00:23:34] Cause I'm in front of the crowd and no one knows me.

[00:23:35] Cause I'm in front of the crowd and no one knows me.

[00:23:38] Okay.

[00:23:39] The crazy part is he's actually trying, bro.

[00:23:40] So what are you ranking Ron on the football team?

[00:23:43] Literally never touching football again.

[00:23:47] All respect, bro.

[00:23:48] Don't touch football.

[00:23:50] You know what's actually sad?

[00:23:52] No, no, no, you know, it's actually sad in another life in another life and in this life

[00:23:57] I swear I put it on I put on everyone in this chance life

[00:24:02] Bro, I generally could have been a fucking athlete. I'm so serious

[00:24:07] No, I'm dead ass bro. I was like rewatching some of my highlights. You know what I'm saying of

[00:24:13] of

[00:24:15] Cat bro. I was rewatching some of my highlights of when I used to play hockey guys. I could have gone pro

[00:24:20] I could have gone pro. I did ask her to go on bro

[00:24:24] That's cat bro

[00:24:25] Do I have to do a stream with fucking Wayne Gretzky to show you guys like I'm dead here

[00:24:30] Like do I have to do a stream with fucking Wayne Gretzky to show you guys how fucking good?

[00:24:36] I was a hockey like dead ass

[00:24:38] Yes, yes, okay, fine

[00:24:41] Um, Laze when Ron calls him for IRL.

[00:24:46] Oh my gosh, only 20 seconds to go!

[00:24:50] What the?

[00:24:51] Oh, no!

[00:24:52] Guys, you act like he has to go through, like, a fucking neighborhood or something like that

[00:25:05] to get to me.

[00:25:06] He's downstairs!

[00:25:07] All he has to do is warp up the stairs.

[00:25:17] I'm almost there.

[00:25:25] Like bro.

[00:25:26] Yo, cop commis.

[00:25:27] Thank you for the 10 gift that, excuse me, everyone say thank you.

[00:25:29] Is there like a diss emote where you just like bow to someone?

[00:25:32] Thank you, bro.

[00:25:33] That is much appreciated.

[00:25:34] Thank you so much for the matter, daddy.

[00:25:35] Wait, what's the matter, daddy?

[00:25:36] I don't fucking know.

[00:25:37] I don't you don't know what they were mad at me Lacey gotta have the top ten worst chats. Yo, I'm not gonna lie

[00:25:43] Wait, what happened? It's closer. It doesn't matter, but you think they would know and I don't I hate to break it to you

[00:25:47] But they chat is the only bad one Ron's not live like dead ass

[00:25:51] Wait, I have a question was this therapy stream good? I kind of watched a little bit

[00:25:55] But like I didn't want to watch too too much because I'm not gonna lie like I

[00:26:01] Don't know. I feel like it's I don't know. Yes

[00:26:04] Bro, I'm like this. I mean I could do it. I canceled member. I canceled on it

[00:26:09] But like I just think it's like I don't know should I do it all stream or on stream?

[00:26:13] I'm not against doing it for his video. He asked me. I'm pretty sure to do for a video

[00:26:17] I'm not against to do like for a video, but I don't know about stream, bro

[00:26:22] Yeah, I really just don't know about stream, bro. I'm not gonna lie. I don't know I get nervous, bro

[00:26:26] Like imagine he asked me something about my life, bro

[00:26:29] And I just have to tell him like deep info about me and then I just look over to my right, bro

[00:26:33] And I just see a fucking Keck walk

[00:26:38] Like I don't know what I would do I did I don't know what I would do bro like I would just start losing my train of fucking thought oh

[00:26:45] Also, by the way, what woe is sending his thing to the house

[00:26:50] We're gonna have an IRL sim racing at the house

[00:26:54] So what I'm gonna do basically is we're gonna set it up like next to the theater kind of it's gonna

[00:27:03] Be like where the pool table is and we're gonna set it up and I'm gonna put like a green screen

[00:27:07] There and then we're gonna do a day chat where we learn how to drill. Oh my god

[00:27:11] My brain just clicked drop me if your brain just clicked to

[00:27:14] spending a day

[00:27:16] Learning how to drift my GT3 RS in game and then at sunset

[00:27:21] set we actually drift a real life GT3 RS

[00:27:31] Wait, wait, wait

[00:27:36] This is actually good, this is actually fucking good. Hold on. Let me call Walsh. Let me actually call Walsh

[00:27:46] Wait, is it illegal to

[00:27:48] Um, pre totals say on God. Hey woesh

[00:27:54] Quick question

[00:27:56] Yeah, if I decide to drift okay, so you know how your setup is like real life. Yes or no

[00:28:03] See what?

[00:28:06] See see what?

[00:28:14] Okay, um

[00:28:16] C. Okay, Mijo. You got it. No, I got it.

[00:28:19] I learned how to drift all day in the video game.

[00:28:23] Uh-huh.

[00:28:24] And then what if, close your eyes now when I say this,

[00:28:26] what if, after we learn all day, we go in real life and we drift my GT3 around to see if I learned it?

[00:28:34] I don't think, I don't think you'll learn it in a day.

[00:28:37] What? You don't think I'll learn it in a day?

[00:28:40] No.

[00:28:41] Say why?

[00:28:43] It's hard.

[00:28:46] Wait, what?

[00:28:47] I mean, we can see where you're at, but I don't think you would learn it in a day.

[00:28:51] Wait, Ted, you don't think I've learned how to drift?

[00:28:54] I think it won't take you, like, a solid, like, 10 hours of playing the game to get, like, good at it, like, decent.

[00:29:02] Okay, what about maybe...

[00:29:05] Bro, actually, hold on.

[00:29:06] Whoa, do you know who I am?

[00:29:08] Dude, I just, yeah, you're the TikTok gargant.

[00:29:12] I'm a TikTok gargant, okay.

[00:29:14] I'm gonna take

[00:29:29] Losing traction okay, okay. Well, so after sure. Let me take you through the cadence like a bad bitch and I'll show you

[00:29:44] You know that's why it's worth three hundred thousand dollars. Yes. Yeah

[00:29:51] Are you driving right now?

[00:29:59] Oh, yeah

[00:30:03] Let's put a curse on you. Good luck

[00:30:10] What

[00:30:12] Why am I actually a tiktok card head? Stop trolling me.

[00:30:18] Stop! I'm not, I'm not weird.

[00:30:20] Agent on Ron's super power. What? 40 likes.

[00:30:25] Ron definitely is one of the most entertaining shit in the world.

[00:30:28] He's just like, you know what Ron's like, super power is?

[00:30:32] Like there's nothing he-

[00:30:33] Wait, hold on, let me guess what my super power is before you say it.

[00:30:35] Handsome, good looking.

[00:30:38] I could lift the world with my hands, skinny, muscular, athletic.

[00:30:46] What is it that you're going to say?

[00:30:47] I think he's not willing to do, bro.

[00:30:49] There's literally nothing he's not willing to do.

[00:30:53] Thank you, bro.

[00:30:54] Do you guys...

[00:30:55] Dude, yeah.

[00:30:56] I'm not even going to ask that.

[00:30:57] It's too periscotial.

[00:30:58] If you want...

[00:30:59] Oh my God, bro!

[00:31:00] Yo Ludwig, L Ludwig!

[00:31:01] On God, L Ludwig!

[00:31:02] Yo Ludwig, bro!

[00:31:03] You sold, you sold!

[00:31:04] You were supposed to get a charity stream out of me today, but you didn't call me after

[00:31:06] stream.

[00:31:07] Kequah!

[00:31:08] I'm out of the charity stream today.

[00:31:09] I'm out of the charity stream today, bro, dead ass.

[00:31:12] Nope, you fucked up, bro.

[00:31:14] You dead ass fucked up.

[00:31:15] You fucked up, bro.

[00:31:16] I made tableware on Otto's car in Forza.

[00:31:18] Did you guys like the driving segment, though?

[00:31:20] Like all jokes aside, that was okay, fun.

[00:31:22] I actually enjoyed, I actually enjoyed playing that

[00:31:27] for some reason, bro.

[00:31:28] Please go take a shit with the five gifted.

[00:31:32] What the fuck?

[00:31:34] You want me to go take a shit?

[00:31:35] Did you just donate $25 for me to take a shit?

[00:31:41] What is wrong with you?

[00:31:42] Jinxie ranks his top streamers of 2026.

[00:31:46] I show speed, Keso, Ron, Joe Bart,

[00:31:50] the Burt, Peanut, XQC, Azman, Gold,

[00:31:52] Jason the Wean, Onepixel, PBM.

[00:31:58] What do y'all think?

[00:32:01] What do y'all think?

[00:32:02] Bro, am I am I the polar bear? Am I the polar bear? Am I the polar bear? You know what, bro?

[00:32:11] Sometimes I got to get myself credit. I don't I don't know why I don't get myself

[00:32:19] enough credit, bro. Five is an industry parent. Wait, do you guys think the Burmese

[00:32:23] opinion is actually an industry plan?

[00:32:26] I fucking 50,000 oh my god it took me out as soon as I talked about him

[00:32:32] What the fuck

[00:32:37] Wait as soon as I talk about him it took me out

[00:32:42] What the fuck

[00:32:45] Yo, when are we gonna get new internet do you think we're ever gonna get it or no?

[00:32:49] I'm dead ass serious. I don't think we're ever gonna fucking get it. I actually don't think we're ever gonna fucking get it

[00:32:56] Are we good, we fixed, we fixed, we fixed.

[00:33:12] Guys, whenever it F's, I'm going to make it so the screen is black, okay, and it's

[00:33:18] going to reset the delay so nobody panic.

[00:33:22] I'll be honest with you though.

[00:33:25] I'm gonna say it bro.

[00:33:26] I'm gonna say it.

[00:33:34] I think...

[00:33:35] Mmm, do I say it?

[00:33:38] No, I'm gonna keep it to myself.

[00:33:40] Cause that is just gonna get clicked.

[00:33:41] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:33:42] No, no, no, no.

[00:33:43] Not say that, you dumbasses.

[00:33:44] No, I don't have the fucking head of us.

[00:33:46] That's literally not his list.

[00:33:47] Watch his VOD, but you're still in there?

[00:33:49] What is a Sunyan?

[00:33:50] Wait, this is not his list?

[00:33:51] Did I just get clickbaited?

[00:33:52] Say I'm God I saw clickbaited.

[00:33:54] Wait, I got click-mated?

[00:33:58] I got click-mated?

[00:34:01] Shut up, sub-standing Sunyan!

[00:34:03] Also, Stoenie Dark Soul Marathon.

[00:34:05] I'm gonna be honest with you, is there even a chance that me and Jason could beat all three Dark Souls?

[00:34:09] I just don't think there's ever a world where I- I- I- No.

[00:34:13] Bro, I don't wanna leak what I'm doing just yet,

[00:34:16] But guys, I am doing something in the middle of the summer for my one-year

[00:34:22] reunion of

[00:34:23] Elidan ring. Okay, I'm not gonna say what it is

[00:34:27] I'm not gonna say what it is, but around July actually what month what month did I be honoring those July right?

[00:34:33] July of this year, I will be doing something

[00:34:38] You know what I'm saying on the what is it called a reunion? I don't know what it's called

[00:34:42] But I'm doing something really fucking stupid and honestly, I don't think it's a good idea

[00:34:49] It is not what you think it is

[00:34:52] Honestly, it is just the dumbest shit. I probably could do anniversary one-year anniversary

[00:34:58] It is honestly just really stupid. I don't I don't actually think it's a good idea, but

[00:35:04] I'm not gonna say what it is. No, it's not a fucking eating challenge, bro

[00:35:07] It's worse than a white room and has something to do with the white room

[00:35:12] It has something to do with the right white room, but it is something that's gonna be funny

[00:35:17] No, it's not gonna be moving sandpaper treadmill. You fucking idiot

[00:35:22] You dumbass, bro. Um, it has something to do with it a little bit

[00:35:27] It's a black room. No, no, no, you actually nobody in this chat has guessed it once

[00:35:32] There's not a single per I mean someone kind of guessed it, but they didn't get it onto the second part

[00:35:37] It's gonna be fucking really dumb though. It's gonna be the dumbest shit we've ever done

[00:35:40] Um, what is this, Tik Tok of the day?

[00:35:46] Wow.

[00:35:49] What game is this?

[00:35:53] Wait, this is Assetto Corsa?

[00:35:55] Wait, so what is the best racing game?

[00:36:08] Is it Set-A-Corsa, then Forza, or Forza, then Set-A-Corsa, or is it none of those?

[00:36:12] Is it something better?

[00:36:13] Is it something better?

[00:36:15] I don't even know.

[00:36:19] It's a Set-A-Corsa?

[00:36:20] It is?

[00:36:21] Really?

[00:36:22] Wait, what's the other game?

[00:36:24] Just the game that everyone plays, iRacism, Mario Kart, yo dumbass, shut the fuck up.

[00:36:30] New Spotify feature lets fans get early access to concert tickets.

[00:36:34] Spotify will reserve up to two tickets for an artist's biggest fans before public- is

[00:36:38] this real?

[00:36:40] Wait, so you're telling me if you're- that's kinda lit, low key, no?

[00:36:48] This isn't even an ad, that's low key, not bad.

[00:36:50] I mean, dude, two tickets?

[00:36:52] That's not bad.

[00:36:53] That's actually not bad at all.

[00:36:54] That's not bad.

[00:36:55] That's not bad.

[00:36:56] Um, what is this?

[00:36:57] GTA is officially- oh, not delayed.

[00:37:00] Okay.

[00:37:01] They expect 8 to 8.2 in net bookings?

[00:37:09] Yo, wait.

[00:37:14] How much money is GTA 6 gonna realistically make you think?

[00:37:19] The first year?

[00:37:21] Bro, there is no fucking way you think it's gonna make eight billion dollars

[00:37:29] Really

[00:37:30] Wait, is this the biggest game like ever like no, I'm not trying to sound dumb. I'm not trying to sound dumb

[00:37:36] Is this the biggest game ever?

[00:37:43] Yes, do you think that this is the gonna be the biggest game for the next 10 years

[00:37:47] I heard how much did they spend on this game? I think they spent like what on me Google it how much money did they spend on

[00:37:56] GTA 6 yeah, I'm not gonna lie

[00:37:59] One to one and a half billion dollars

[00:38:03] Bro, do you know how much money that is?

[00:38:05] I'll be honest with you. I'm gonna be so honest with you

[00:38:08] Do you think this game is gonna live up to the hype like bro?

[00:38:11] Do you know how hard that is to live up to this hype broke that people are expecting that you can get on this game and dead ass

[00:38:18] Fuck some little shit not like little you know I'm saying like some like I was what you call like okay

[00:38:23] This sounds really bad like it sounds like okay, so when I talk about my girlfriend, that's my little shit

[00:38:27] You know I'm saying like okay. I'm gonna reword how I talk

[00:38:30] I'm gonna start fixing how I talk

[00:38:32] Bro people are expecting to have sex with like your girlfriend on this game raise a child for like

[00:38:37] 18 years in real life on this game, and then GTA 7 comes out. That's the type of shit that I'm expecting

[00:38:44] Like I'll be honest with you. I

[00:38:47] Don't know bro like

[00:38:49] This is such a fucking do you think this game's gonna be that big on twitch?

[00:38:53] I feel like it's one of those things where it's gonna be big

[00:38:55] But everyone's gonna want to play this by themselves rather than watch someone play it like is that a crazy take?

[00:39:01] Like I feel like everyone like okay. I have a crazy take I feel like it's

[00:39:06] It's smarter, now stay with me now, don't call me dumb, this could be fairs.

[00:39:10] I feel like it's smarter to stream this game a week after it comes out, only because, now

[00:39:16] stay with me, everyone wants to play this by themselves and then they want to watch

[00:39:20] other people play it.

[00:39:22] Low key, low key, low key.

[00:39:27] No?

[00:39:28] Maybe I'm dumb.

[00:39:29] So you guys would rather me stream this on day one and watch my whole let's play, rather

[00:39:33] than do it yourself. Yes. Okay. All right. Not sure you got to be the first one to find

[00:39:49] something cool. I will be honest with you. When GTA 6 comes out, should I give away

[00:39:53] some copies? I feel like a lot of people are, isn't this game like $100? Like, bro, I feel

[00:39:58] like I should give some of this shit away. Bro, this shit's going to be mad money. Like,

[00:40:02] I gotta give some back to the community bro. Isn't this game like literally a hundred dollars like this is like the

[00:40:07] That's crazy a hundred. I mean I get it, but like a hundred dollars for a video game

[00:40:12] I feel like video games are only gonna go up in price

[00:40:15] But I really do hope GTA 6 does live up to its height because bro imagine this

[00:40:20] Imagine the boys in the house right now. We make a gaming channel. We do racing. We do heist together on

[00:40:27] Stream for YouTube videos. Oh my god. The content is fire

[00:40:32] Bro the content would dead-ass be fire

[00:40:35] Who watched who used to watch back in the day who is that one channel that did like racing videos?

[00:40:41] Was it Vanos that I'm thinking of like who is the guy who like well, I don't know if it's Vanos isn't Vanos

[00:40:50] Who was it bro? There was like someone who really it was the Sidemen. Yeah. Yeah, it was

[00:40:55] Loki was the Sidemen the Sidemen. Yeah

[00:40:58] 17 million views

[00:41:02] like bro for a fucking gaming video is the sidemen the biggest the

[00:41:12] returners like like how like easy the content is and it's just 17 million

[00:41:22] Oh shit, two of three. There's three cops. I did it classic audio though. You hear the music

[00:41:37] Too funny um

[00:41:39] Queblecop bro, what happened to that guy? Wait, why does that name sound familiar? Oh?

[00:41:45] My god

[00:41:47] This guy, I remember this guy. I see him all the time on my Twitter and he just uploads just AI like

[00:42:04] Like what the fuck am I watching bro?

[00:42:07] Like this isn't even him. Wow. This is AI. Look at that. We're pouring stuff into a mold on a bucket

[00:42:12] My brother shit is garbage Jesus fucking Christ dude

[00:42:16] Jesus fucking Christ. Anyways, I hope GTA 6 lives up to a type

[00:42:19] But realistically it's gonna be pretty fucking hard facts or no. It's actually gonna be pretty hard

[00:42:25] This is going on. This is going viral on tiktok. This is a question for the stable off campus

[00:42:30] What the fuck is this freaky-ass movie? I'm gonna be honest with you. I'm gonna try to get into movies

[00:42:35] I think either tonight or tomorrow or one of these days. I'm gonna watch interstellar off stream

[00:42:39] I'm gonna watch Interstellar Offstream. I'm gonna be honest with you. I'm gonna watch Interstellar for the first time

[00:42:46] And I'm a little nervous because I've never watched it and I heard it's like one of the greatest movies ever

[00:42:53] But the question is should I put away my phone when I watch it or no? I feel like I should really put away my phone for it

[00:43:00] It's a go to movie. It's the best movie really

[00:43:03] Yes, I've also never seen. Yeah, I've never seen the Odyssey. I've never seen Openheimer.

[00:43:12] I've never seen like any of these movies. I really got to watch that shit that s what

[00:43:15] did you think me predict the group stage brah. I'm not going to lie. I don't know anything

[00:43:20] about fucking football. Do you really want me to do this? Do you really want me to do

[00:43:25] this? I know nothing about football. Like, bro, I don't know. I don't know about this.

[00:43:32] Does he know that Rockstar normally releases story mode first, then multiplayer a year later?

[00:43:37] Wait, stay on God.

[00:43:45] Stay on God.

[00:43:51] Wait, so what the fuck do you do when you beat the game?

[00:44:02] GTA LARPER, yo dumbass, you know I never played GTA V growing up, I told you guys this story

[00:44:09] and you guys always laugh at me every time I tell it.

[00:44:11] I used to play GTA V, I would always go to the airport, I would steal a fucking plane

[00:44:15] and then as soon as I steal a plane, all my friends would just shoot it down brown high

[00:44:19] school.

[00:44:20] All they would do was just fucking put C4 on my planes and it made me get off the game.

[00:44:24] I would dead ass get off the game because they wouldn't allow me to fucking steal any

[00:44:29] of the planes.

[00:44:30] I tried to steal the plane they would just fucking blow it off and then I finally made

[00:44:35] $400,000 and the first thing I bought was a horn that goes

[00:44:41] Does anyone know what I'm talking about what's that horn call? What's that horn call? I spent $400,000 on this fucking horn

[00:44:50] Bro look at this

[00:45:00] I bought this one, $75,000 and then I bought a $400,000 car.

[00:45:21] This is what I bought.

[00:45:22] When I first made money, I bought an eventador in the game, like the fake eventador, and

[00:45:26] I bought this horn and I would literally just drive around the city just holding my horn

[00:45:44] Yo, yo, why are you calling me a real life dork like what a fuck is wrong

[00:45:56] One of these days, I dead ass really should beat GTA 5, huh?

[00:46:03] I've never played the story mode.

[00:46:05] But like, would y'all want that?

[00:46:07] Hello?

[00:46:08] Can y'all hear me?

[00:46:11] Hmm

[00:46:23] Hello, can y'all hear me?

[00:46:28] Can y'all hear me?

[00:46:33] I

[00:46:39] Understand it

[00:46:47] This is so dumb I might have been kidding this makes me just want to quit streaming

[00:46:51] Like how the fuck do we not have internet like I deadass don't get it I deadass don't get it bro

[00:46:56] I did as don't fucking get it. I'm about to quit

[00:47:00] I'm about to quit I'm dead as about to quit

[00:47:03] I dead-ass about to quit like how the fuck like bro I'm about to end my stream

[00:47:08] bro I'm dead-ass about to take a week off I'm dead-ass about to take a week off

[00:47:22] on the internet

[00:47:33] Is that a real day or two or no, bro?

[00:47:39] I'm about to fucking quit I

[00:47:43] Don't fucking get it, bro. I don't

[00:47:58] Right well, I miss you daddy

[00:48:03] Okay, daddy. Wait, it's here?

[00:48:06] Uh, well, it's getting unloaded right now, shit.

[00:48:09] And then it'll take me a while to get sort of...

[00:48:11] Oh, okay. Alright.

[00:48:13] Alright, base.

[00:48:15] Wait, the fucking race in this here.

[00:48:17] Wait, Voss? Should I play that later?

[00:48:20] Should I look and play that later?

[00:48:24] Um, anything else that I need to see?

[00:48:28] Anything that I need to see, that's super important.

[00:48:30] Thank you for the sub, man. I just appreciate it.

[00:48:32] making a world cup prediction bro fucking stupid actually no I'm not stupid

[00:48:36] yeah I would on iraq we'd be down to play all the souls game but the question

[00:48:40] is would this be a good stream or no like would this be a good stream I don't

[00:48:44] know people would want to see that stop telling me to play the potato gun bro I

[00:48:47] can't fucking shoot anymore I got in trouble bro I got in trouble anything

[00:48:51] that I need to see that's super important please link me important bro we're

[00:48:55] gonna have a call soon with Joe Bartima fozie so yes this is not gonna be a

[00:48:59] fucking new emo also by the way shout out to everyone in this chat by the way

[00:49:04] um bro I don't know what it is the live channel is actually booming it's to the

[00:49:08] point where I'm about to give back to the community bro look at this 500

[00:49:12] camos 500 camos this one's at like 200,000 almost bro they should go and

[00:49:15] go Dennis destiny to has canceled all future expansions and content drops as

[00:49:22] The

[00:49:25] Live service that they will be on June 9th. Oh

[00:49:29] My god, are we getting old who remembers when destiny one came out that was actually a classic

[00:49:40] Right I don't get it. I don't get it my shoes every fucking second. I'm dead ass serious

[00:49:46] It's like I can't fucking stream. I dead ass can't stream

[00:49:49] I'm about to move out. Should I just go get my own Airbnb? I'm not even kidding. Should I get an Airbnb to stream from?

[00:49:55] I'm so dead-ass.

[00:49:57] Should I actually get...

[00:49:59] It's not even F. It literally shows me it's red. It shows me it's red.

[00:50:05] I swear to God, I'm like, I'm so down to just get an Airbnb for the next like two weeks. I swear. Like...

[00:50:13] Airbnb, I swear to God. I'm about to look for one. Just get a new Starlink, bro. My Starlink is just sitting there!

[00:50:20] We hear you the entire time and it lags for point one second well it lays it literally when I see the letter f

[00:50:25] And then I see red. I mean it's the only way to think and that's fairs

[00:50:32] What the fuck are you linking me bro?

[00:50:37] The fuck are you linking me?

[00:50:40] What in the fuck are you linking me?

[00:50:42] I don't give a flying fuck about Kanye West performing at Dusty Divot on June 1st.

[00:50:47] Nobody nobody's going to this fucking concert. That has nobody's going to this

[00:50:52] fucking concert. OSCS update. OSCS ex SZA. Wait. Voss? Wait.

[00:51:04] Santi, I don't know who this is, Yugi?

[00:51:10] Wait, is this real?

[00:51:15] Where did they meet SZA?

[00:51:17] Wait, where did they meet SZA?

[00:51:23] Wait, where do they see her?

[00:51:31] At the movies?

[00:51:33] Why did his ratify look like a fucking squit?

[00:51:36] Yo, how much does ratify weigh?

[00:51:39] What the fuck happened?

[00:51:44] Yo, what the fuck?

[00:51:50] How does he, yo, how much weight has he lost?

[00:51:55] Ugh, ugh.

[00:51:57] Bro, that's kind of fucking nuts.

[00:51:58] I'm not gonna lie.

[00:52:00] Bone smashing.

[00:52:01] I mean, that's pretty cool, bro.

[00:52:03] Oh, I know she was scared of Yugi's face, bro. I'm not gonna lie. Wait, that's actually crazy, dude

[00:52:10] I'm gonna be honest with you

[00:52:12] Who's the most famous person that you guys have ever met bro? I'm trying to think who's the most famous person

[00:52:17] I've ran into by accident

[00:52:21] What the fuck is this where's the crowd of people getting mad at Ron for doing those obvious ironic

[00:52:26] Do you know why I am a customer started going off on Rekai Buna B Wardrobe after they tried paying for raising canes in quarters

[00:52:33] We told my face we'll give you something

[00:52:48] Why the fuck

[00:52:50] What first of the bit rates ass I can roll what the fuck am I watching?

[00:52:55] Did they get lover hate bro? Cuz I got hate for being normal. What is it about at all?

[00:52:58] is that niggas will give this corn ball energy and keep constantly feeding his little ego the problem

[00:53:05] is is that nobody's telling this nigga because it's parents who sold off the highest bidder

[00:53:10] then after him got sold off the highest bidder now yo what i can't laugh at that that like what is

[00:53:16] yo i don't know bro you guys are retweet or y'all chill oh by the way i did see silky

[00:53:24] saying that the Clover boys might come over for a 24 hour stream but bro y'all

[00:53:28] gotta just be chill bro. I don't know is that a good idea though with our HOA? I

[00:53:33] don't know is that a good idea with our HOA? I'm gonna be honest with you I do

[00:53:39] not know if that is a good idea with our HOA. Bro this whole house might just

[00:53:45] explode. Pre-firework war. I'm pretty sure if you shoot a firework in Calabasas

[00:53:54] You go to jail. Hold on. What happens if you shoot fireworks in Calabasas?

[00:54:04] Shooting fires in Calabasas is strictly illegal because of high-froam areas, canyons, and overwork.

[00:54:12] There's zero tolerable policy. Lighting or possessing any type of firework, including those labeled to be safe and sane, is prohibited.

[00:54:19] Okay, hefty fines, you can, oh, only $3,000?

[00:54:26] Up to a year in jail?

[00:54:31] If the fireworks are classified as dangerous or you're found in a position of large quantities,

[00:54:36] it could be state prison time and $50,000.

[00:54:43] Wait, so you're telling me I would go to jail for a year and pay $50,000 in a fucking

[00:54:51] rail prison for shooting a firework in this house?

[00:54:55] Ron, this would be a fire segment?

[00:55:01] Firm friends.

[00:55:02] What is this?

[00:55:03] so basically what I'm saying is you want me to kill myself as soon as possible so

[00:55:16] you just linked me a fucking Drake song no no cuz I thought I really thought

[00:55:20] that like Drake was gonna say like build a house inside the oh shit like get the

[00:55:23] motion I don't know just something like you know I'm saying I thought maybe he

[00:55:27] would just say something but you want me to kill myself ASAP that's it that's

[00:55:30] That's creative, bro. That's creative. Guess what? I'm gonna ban a random dude who just laughed at that LeBron Tennessee bottle. Goodbye

[00:55:35] I'm over this shit, bro. I'm deadass over this shit. Don't try to fucking play with me, bro

[00:55:43] What is this too slimy yo, we're done this era, bro. We're done this fucking era. I don't give a fuck about too slimy

[00:55:50] There's no way y'all want to listen

[00:56:00] I'm not even kidding. Why does it have 100,000 views?

[00:56:11] Actually she stops getting content. I would rather kill myself than listen to this.

[00:56:15] What is this? Home Runner Friday May 22nd? Oh wow, Slayer.

[00:56:18] Waste of album? It's pretty nice. It's pretty nice.

[00:56:24] What do you think the sound of my car?

[00:56:27] Yo, does the stable have money?

[00:56:30] Do y'all have cars or no?

[00:56:41] Like who do you think has the nicest car in my chat?

[00:56:43] Like realistically speaking, there should be like one viewer in my chat who's like filthy

[00:56:48] Fucking rich like low-key low-key

[00:57:06] I'm not even kidding Marlon. This is not gonna be a fucking trend. So you went on your burner tick-tock

[00:57:13] Yeah, I hope this video doesn't blow up to see you. Don't leave it bro. I'm gonna ask cuz it's cuz

[00:57:18] Marlon, nobody is...

[00:57:28] So you're telling me Chad, this is sexy.

[00:57:33] Bro, nobody's doing this, bro.

[00:57:35] No one's doing this, bro.

[00:57:37] What is this?

[00:57:39] What? Okay.

[00:57:40] I thought it was like a mug.

[00:57:41] I thought it was gonna be silky, you know, it's gonna be brutal.

[00:57:43] You know what I'm talking about or not.

[00:57:44] Bang?

[00:57:45] Wait, what?

[00:57:46] Steven Castle poster on

[00:57:49] Haas and Bernstein. Is this my lawyer?

[00:57:52] Harder, Steen?

[00:57:53] Up and down the east side, let's go!

[00:57:56] He's got more attention!

[00:57:58] Oh my goodness!

[00:58:02] Oh my goodness!

[00:58:03] Stephon Castle!

[00:58:05] Welcome to this earth!

[00:58:07] Wait, so who's gonna win the championship?

[00:58:09] Like, realistically.

[00:58:12] Like, who's gonna win the championship, realistically?

[00:58:15] the spurs hmm hmm hold on Chad I got to blow my nose he was at 3911 Oceta Avenue

[00:58:30] wait say you swear to God wait he was at our house

[00:58:33] inside he had Joe he's got more attention

[00:58:38] was I there that day

[00:58:42] You know what's sad, bro, and I kind of thought about this like a little bit while I was watching one of the finals like a week or two ago

[00:58:49] Bro, I'm never gonna be able to dunk

[00:58:53] Isn't that kind of sad, bro, you need to do this with Jason

[00:58:57] Hell is this

[00:59:05] Don't get it. I don't get this at all

[00:59:09] What am I looking at, bro? This is like fucking...

[00:59:15] What did you just link me, bro?

[00:59:20] Oh, there's a song I'm out of play! Do y'all want to hear it on the keyboard?

[00:59:28] Why not how to play this shit? I know how to play this shit.

[00:59:32] Yes? Bro, I'm not even kidding. I'm thinking about doing, and I thought about this yesterday.

[00:59:37] yesterday I was okay telling griff bro what if I do a world tour where I

[00:59:41] actually learned how to play like 20 songs on the piano and then I sell

[00:59:45] tickets and we do a world tour like bro I could go to the UK I could do

[00:59:50] everything bro what is this

[01:00:07] How much time do I have?

[01:00:12] Okay, so how much time do I have?

[01:00:14] Realistically speaking, I have nine days.

[01:00:17] I mean, it's not bad.

[01:00:27] I mean, bro, there's even that bad, the little key.

[01:00:35] Oh no, that's not good.

[01:00:40] Bro, I mean, I could do it, bro.

[01:00:44] I'm dead ass serious, I could do it.

[01:00:46] I think I could get it.

[01:00:47] I actually think I could get it.

[01:00:50] Unironically, I really do think I could get it.

[01:00:52] Dead ass, dead ass.

[01:00:53] Is it possible?

[01:00:54] Like, how fast can I get to a six pack at 27% body fat?

[01:00:59] I'm probably at like 27% now.

[01:01:01] So like, how quickly can I really get it?

[01:01:06] Peptides?

[01:01:07] Is peptides gonna even help?

[01:01:08] Don't you need to actually just go to the, say, dare I say the slur, gym?

[01:01:13] Wait, actually, I wanna go out.

[01:01:16] Well, can you switch my shit to Lacy's thing?

[01:01:17] Cause I wanna ask him what he thinks.

[01:01:18] We only have a couple days left.

[01:01:19] Floppy type of bacon, people.

[01:01:20] Oh, I'm not a frisky type of person.

[01:01:21] Floppy type of bacon, people.

[01:01:25] Crispy, so good.

[01:01:26] Oh, I'm not a crispy type of person.

[01:01:33] Wait, y'all like crispy?

[01:01:35] Dude, I need my shit to be soft and floppy in my mouth.

[01:01:39] Thank you.

[01:01:43] Hey, Rob.

[01:01:45] Quick question, bro.

[01:01:46] Yeah?

[01:01:47] What are you cooking?

[01:01:48] Some bacon.

[01:01:49] some bacon. Oh, I'm down to eat. Yeah. Um,

[01:01:56] we have nine days left. So what? Uh,

[01:01:59] so we have to show our bodies. What do you mean? Well,

[01:02:02] we said we made it sweet like six months ago. Oh, I have to know.

[01:02:09] No, no, no. Yeah. You got to split the money with me.

[01:02:12] $50,000. We said we're giving. No, no, no. We said we were running a, uh,

[01:02:15] a chair or running a marathon. You got to run with me. Yeah.

[01:02:18] I'll run a marathon for sure, but I'm a crook.

[01:02:20] Are you close?

[01:02:21] Close, what?

[01:02:22] So, like, is this right?

[01:02:23] I'm getting there for sure.

[01:02:24] I'm not sure.

[01:02:25] Nah, I think we're both getting there for sure.

[01:02:26] Can I see yours?

[01:02:27] Yeah.

[01:02:28] I get that?

[01:02:29] What?

[01:02:30] You ever have to run?

[01:02:31] I'm getting pretty close, I thought.

[01:02:32] Well, at least we had nine days.

[01:02:33] We made a promise.

[01:02:34] Oh, Jesus.

[01:02:35] Ow!

[01:02:36] What the fuck up?

[01:02:37] Oh, fuck you.

[01:02:38] Okay, I'm not allowed to get one.

[01:02:39] I smelled it.

[01:02:40] I'm not allowed.

[01:02:41] I made an excuse to come down here.

[01:02:42] I'm not allowed to get one.

[01:02:43] I'm not allowed to get one.

[01:02:44] I'm not allowed to get one.

[01:02:45] Can I just get one?

[01:02:46] I smelled it, I'm not going to lie.

[01:02:47] I made an excuse to come down here

[01:02:49] and talk about it, so I'll talk with you in a minute.

[01:02:51] Can I just get one?

[01:02:52] Yeah, yeah, make it bigger for everybody.

[01:02:53] We're at all in.

[01:02:54] It's just going to be gas.

[01:02:55] So when can we eat?

[01:02:56] Uh...

[01:02:59] It's actually hot.

[01:03:00] You get to be patient.

[01:03:01] I almost accidentally just started a fire

[01:03:02] with my house.

[01:03:03] Okay, you did bad that last night.

[01:03:04] I'm going to be honest with you.

[01:03:06] Last night I was hungry and I came down to this kitchen

[01:03:08] and I saw that there was some chips up

[01:03:10] and I started eating on, oh God, I did.

[01:03:12] That's why I had the breath right here.

[01:03:14] Like, I dead ass was just eating, though.

[01:03:16] I was fucking on fire just now.

[01:03:18] Wait, what?

[01:03:18] These plates.

[01:03:19] What the fuck are you doing?

[01:03:22] Oh, shit.

[01:03:22] How did you manage to fucking do this?

[01:03:26] Because I had the plates right next to the thing

[01:03:27] and they started burning on me and shit.

[01:03:30] Bro, it's still on fire.

[01:03:34] Wait, what the?

[01:03:36] How do you stop this?

[01:03:38] So here's that.

[01:03:39] They have unlimited oxygen.

[01:03:40] I'm getting it too hot now.

[01:03:42] Here's the hack for bacon, guys.

[01:03:43] I'm telling you on the hack, you want to get dual paper towels, lay it flat, and then you

[01:03:48] want to do this and then you want to put your bacon on it so it absorbs the grease.

[01:03:51] Now the grease is the good part, right?

[01:03:54] Something got in the ice cream.

[01:03:57] How's it on melting?

[01:03:59] Dude, what is this?

[01:04:01] It's a hot dog?

[01:04:03] Bro, what is this?

[01:04:05] Why is it like stiff on the top?

[01:04:07] Why is it stiff on the top?

[01:04:09] Okay, $2, they'll drink it.

[01:04:11] I'll give you five.

[01:04:14] You get it, God!

[01:04:15] I don't get it, God!

[01:04:16] That's pretty good on God.

[01:04:17] Try my bacon. Try my bacon.

[01:04:18] Okay.

[01:04:19] Is it hot though?

[01:04:30] See, I don't like my bacon crispy.

[01:04:33] No, no, it's good. Let me tell you something.

[01:04:35] Everyone knows it rules one bite.

[01:04:37] Let me take a bite. Let me try it out.

[01:04:39] I'm getting something. I'm getting something you taste it shut the fuck up

[01:04:52] bro I'm tasting like did you put salt on it I put anything on it

[01:04:56] Oh wait, what?

[01:05:09] What?

[01:05:10] What are you talking about?

[01:05:11] Yeah, it's not bad at all.

[01:05:12] It's pretty good.

[01:05:13] Yeah, I think I saw Marlin.

[01:05:14] Oh, you're a grandma!

[01:05:15] Oh my God!

[01:05:16] You're a grandma!

[01:05:17] You're a grandma!

[01:05:18] You're a grandma!

[01:05:19] Yeah, I think I saw Marlin.

[01:05:20] He let it harden.

[01:05:21] He put it in the bowl and let it harden.

[01:05:23] That's my grandma.

[01:05:24] Oh, your grandma!

[01:05:25] Oh, my God.

[01:05:26] She's a scammer.

[01:05:27] You're a victim.

[01:05:28] You put it in here?

[01:05:29] In a bowl, usually.

[01:05:30] I put it in here.

[01:05:31] Put it in here.

[01:05:32] Are you going to be here tomorrow?

[01:05:33] What do you mean?

[01:05:34] Are you going to be here tomorrow?

[01:05:35] Are you doing something wrong?

[01:05:36] No, I'm not here tomorrow, actually.

[01:05:37] Hey, where are you going today?

[01:05:38] Are you going to be in Malibu?

[01:05:39] Oh.

[01:05:40] Oh.

[01:05:41] Oh.

[01:05:42] Oh.

[01:05:43] Oh.

[01:05:44] Oh.

[01:05:45] Oh.

[01:05:46] Oh.

[01:05:47] Oh, oh, oh.

[01:05:52] My first day in Malibu, man.

[01:05:54] Whatever, bro.

[01:05:55] That's so cool, bro.

[01:05:57] So you're going to take time off of work, bro.

[01:05:59] Whatever.

[01:06:00] It's not one year anniversary.

[01:06:01] I actually care about that pretty much.

[01:06:03] That's the coolest part.

[01:06:04] Hey, you don't want to make that one.

[01:06:05] Bro, it's all over to make that bacon taste a lot better.

[01:06:08] Yeah, bro.

[01:06:09] I got a spice for you.

[01:06:10] Hold on.

[01:06:12] Put this on.

[01:06:13] This one tastes sweet.

[01:06:14] No, we're not putting that on the bacon.

[01:06:16] Absolutely.

[01:06:16] No!

[01:06:17] You're gonna ruin the banking!

[01:06:20] Damn, bro, you're gonna be in Malibu?

[01:06:21] Damn, I was gonna say I'm doing a cooking stream tomorrow.

[01:06:24] Who?

[01:06:25] I didn't know if you'd be hungry or not.

[01:06:26] Uh, I mean, I'm not gonna be here.

[01:06:29] Oh, that's a good one. I'm almost hungry, but...

[01:06:32] I could have done a dog dog challenge tomorrow, too.

[01:06:34] I was, like, really thinking of it. I was, like, damn.

[01:06:37] Bro, who's, like, a perfect dude to do a dog dog challenge chat?

[01:06:39] Like, I just wanna do it with someone, bro.

[01:06:41] Oh, also a 10K calorie challenge?

[01:06:44] Not a bad chat at all. That's actually a great idea.

[01:06:46] Yeah

[01:06:50] You're gonna cause a fucking fire

[01:07:03] I didn't get invited

[01:07:11] I got invited but I got a stream

[01:07:13] What are you doing?

[01:07:14] You're just having a jealous junko.

[01:07:16] Who the fuck is there?

[01:07:19] You're a twenty-five man, daddy.

[01:07:21] Ows.

[01:07:22] You think?

[01:07:23] What's happened to you?

[01:07:24] What's happened to you?

[01:07:25] You hold me.

[01:07:26] Oh, I don't want you to fuck up.

[01:07:27] Who the hell?

[01:07:28] What time?

[01:07:29] What time is it?

[01:07:30] Ten.

[01:07:31] Ten.

[01:07:32] Seven-fifteen?

[01:07:33] Ten.

[01:07:34] Ten.

[01:07:35] Red circle.

[01:07:36] Who is this?

[01:07:37] All right.

[01:07:38] I'm gonna go back to work.

[01:07:39] I'm gonna go back to work.

[01:07:40] I'm gonna go back to work.

[01:07:41] All right, we're gonna go back to work.

[01:07:43] Okay, and you want more bacon?

[01:07:46] All right.

[01:07:50] Fuck, I just got snot rocket all over my hand.

[01:07:53] Wait for you, I actually wanna go,

[01:07:54] could you tie up the book with me for a minute now?

[01:07:56] Do I wanna go and see a movie?

[01:07:58] Yeah.

[01:07:59] Brother, does a movie wanna come see me?

[01:08:00] It's gonna be good, bro.

[01:08:02] Well, if I can talk about going to see a movie,

[01:08:04] how about we make a movie?

[01:08:05] Hey, how's it going?

[01:08:07] Hello?

[01:08:08] Hello?

[01:08:09] Hello?

[01:08:10] Bro, I'm not going to lie, it's bacon bad for you.

[01:08:25] Bro, I don't know why that tastes so good, bro, that was so fucking good.

[01:08:30] Yo, bro, let me go with y'all.

[01:08:34] Wait, I'm not out of breath. Oh god. I'm not out of breath. Don't ever say that shit ever again. I'm not um

[01:08:43] What happened who who the fuck is this?

[01:08:47] What the fuck is this?

[01:08:53] The fuck is this turkey bacon is good

[01:08:56] Junko got hacked. Wait, what? No, don't say my stream is canceled. I got an end stream. Kekwa. How is Muda at?

[01:09:04] He's not bro. What the fuck is this? Yo, I'm not even kidding bro. Is this ever gonna fix you thing?

[01:09:20] Bro at this point it's like actual 30,000 viewers. Hold on. Why is my fucking shit bug?

[01:09:27] Should I say it should I piss him off or no?

[01:09:29] I'm looking at this rough.

[01:09:31] Yo am I banned from chatting?

[01:09:34] What the fuck is this?

[01:09:37] Like yo am I banned?

[01:09:41] What the fuck is this can I not type in a fucking Twitter chat?

[01:09:54] Yo son

[01:09:56] press F11. So basically the joke here was that you made me look dumb. It's a bug. Nice.

[01:10:07] And then it instantly just Fs. I'm not even kidding. I'm about to actually say so many

[01:10:10] bad words. Is it F right now or am I good? Because on my side it says F. That S. What

[01:10:19] What is this?

[01:10:23] Loose $1.8 million?

[01:10:40] On God?

[01:10:41] I'm not gonna lie, we're getting paid.

[01:10:43] Oh, he called me last night at 2 AM.

[01:10:45] Wait!

[01:10:46] No!

[01:10:47] What if he was gonna tip me?

[01:10:48] Wait, did he win this last night?

[01:10:54] Oh, yo, Los

[01:10:58] Yo, I'm live right now bro. What's up you called me at 2 a.m. Oh

[01:11:01] Yeah, so you just hit for eight million dollars

[01:11:19] So what did y'all want what did you want to do with it

[01:11:27] So, so what are we gonna do with it though? I'm confused.

[01:11:39] Yeah, I do. My internet has been going in and out over fucking and over.

[01:11:47] I don't fucking know chat. How much is our internet? Somebody in the chat probably knows.

[01:11:53] Why would the chat know over you?

[01:11:57] Because I don't know, they're just smarter, bro.

[01:11:59] At this point, I don't know.

[01:12:00] Yo, are you coming to Vegas this weekend?

[01:12:05] Yes, I am.

[01:12:06] Are you actually?

[01:12:07] Wait, am I going to see you?

[01:12:09] Yeah, fuck yeah, bro, I'm coming.

[01:12:11] Oh, god?

[01:12:12] Hell yeah, bro.

[01:12:13] Okay, can I be honest with you though, Los?

[01:12:15] Like, real talk.

[01:12:16] Yeah.

[01:12:17] Is there a world where me and you can just like chill and go do shit because I'm not

[01:12:20] going to lie.

[01:12:21] I don't have a bankroll, so can I just hang around you?

[01:12:23] Okay, but can I be around that cuz I you know I don't have a bankroll

[01:12:35] Bro like you know, I'm you just want all that money brah I'm poor

[01:12:39] You show your ad revenue all this shit, you flex on everyone, now all of a sudden you have no bank rule.

[01:12:52] Loads, how much money do you think I make?

[01:12:56] Buddy, how much is the house you're sitting in right now?

[01:13:00] My rent here is like $8,000 to $10,000 a month.

[01:13:03] I got a new slash, we didn't buy it.

[01:13:05] Oh

[01:13:08] You own houses though, right a couple

[01:13:21] 100 fucking what

[01:13:26] Bro you just want 8 million you can't spot me like five bands to play with

[01:13:35] Okay, so when I see you in Vegas, you're gonna hang with me the whole time. Don't bail on me

[01:13:49] Bro, we're gonna go do a duo day me and you in Vegas

[01:13:58] I'm going to the brand risk and then Aiden invited me to something with Dana white, but I think it's on some like

[01:14:05] I don't know they were asking me wait excuse me and train wrecks are going

[01:14:12] Sam got his ex you see gone so I'm gonna spawn in Vegas and when I start when I

[01:14:29] If I spawn in you're gonna go with me. Is that true? Yes or no?

[01:14:33] Listen, I'm there to, I'm there. I'm a good sign. I'm not, like, are you streaming the whole time?

[01:14:38] I'm probably streaming a good amount.

[01:14:40] Alright, I'll definitely be on the stream though. I'll definitely be on the stream.

[01:14:43] Okay, wait. Can I ask you one more thing?

[01:14:46] What's up?

[01:14:47] Do you know if Drake's actually gonna be there?

[01:14:50] That's the rumor. That's the word on the street he's gonna be there.

[01:14:54] I don't know though.

[01:14:55] If he's there, can you, can you dance, introduce me to him or not?

[01:14:59] Hey listen, I might have to introduce you to the SPJ.

[01:15:04] Cab, bro, you can't even fit in that.

[01:15:07] He hung up, bro.

[01:15:08] His fat ass, oh my god, it actually just, oh my god, bro.

[01:15:15] Bro, should I call Trane and see if he's going?

[01:15:17] Should I call him?

[01:15:20] Bro, wait, wait, what are we going to, has Trane ever left the house?

[01:15:28] I just realized, has he ever left the house?

[01:15:35] Has he leave his house?

[01:15:38] He's not picking up your phone called Little Pup?

[01:15:42] Dude, am I actually Little Pup?

[01:15:46] Say I'm God.

[01:15:51] Dude.

[01:15:53] Well, you know what, I'm gonna ask.

[01:15:58] Is XQC streaming it or no?

[01:16:00] I'm about to set up a little group.

[01:16:02] Me, Los XQC Cinema.

[01:16:06] They even five gifted sir purple.

[01:16:10] Wait, so am I just irrelevant to all my friends

[01:16:13] unless they're streaming besides fucking Los Cuolos?

[01:16:17] LOL.

[01:16:23] Are you dead?

[01:16:26] Nah, cause what if I was dying right now?

[01:16:29] Now cuz what if I was dying right now dead ass, what if I bet I bet cuz what if I bet

[01:16:40] Wait which one is Aiden Ross's number brother so much I have ten right just called Aiden Ross on telegram

[01:16:46] Oh, no, what the fuck did I just call Brian?

[01:16:51] Aiden Ross is my fucking phone

[01:17:28] I'm a fucking chud. Everyone tell me I'm a chud right now. I'm dead. I'm dead as a fucking chud.

[01:17:40] I'm dead as a fucking chud. Like, I'm dead as a fucking chud.

[01:17:46] Oh, he's live? I don't know.

[01:17:51] No, I'm not even just a chud. I am a- I'm a fucking- I'm a fud. A fat ugly dude.

[01:17:59] I'm a fud, bro. I'm a fud. A fat ugly dude.

[01:18:07] Train updates.

[01:18:10] Brother, like, I got a text today from my team, because, you know, I have a team that I, uh, I have a team on the ground that I, like, you know, just, you know, move around with.

[01:18:19] My team was like, yo bro, we haven't seen you for 17 days.

[01:18:23] And he's like, I'm just like, what are you talking about?

[01:18:26] 17 days of yapping, bro.

[01:18:28] Yeah, I'm like, what are you talking about, bro?

[01:18:30] I saw you like three days ago.

[01:18:32] He's like, bro, it's been 17 days since you've left your.

[01:18:34] Bro, what's the longest you guys have ever gone,

[01:18:37] like without leaving your house?

[01:18:38] Oh, Aiden's calling me.

[01:18:40] Hey.

[01:18:41] Hey, stable.

[01:18:42] Hey, dude.

[01:18:44] What's going on, man?

[01:18:45] I just wanted to say, bro, I'm excited to see you, dude,

[01:18:47] this weekend.

[01:18:48] You don't kill me to see you too, man, I'll make you a hug.

[01:18:51] Bro, I heard Los is going now.

[01:18:53] Los is going up, he's going up, he is.

[01:18:55] Wait, so I got a question.

[01:18:57] Are you going to be doing anything before brain risk or no?

[01:18:59] No, bro, I'm meeting my mom, I'm meeting my mom probably.

[01:19:02] But if you want to do something after or wait, would they get you hit up the day after?

[01:19:06] The day after, but the problem is I already know you guys are going to gamble and you know.

[01:19:10] Yeah.

[01:19:11] Well, I actually, I promise my mom, I'm not going to gamble

[01:19:16] Um, after my event, because if I lose, well, before I, because if I lose, then I feel like shit, you know?

[01:19:24] Oh, so you're basically saying you want me to gamble on your behalf with your money?

[01:19:29] Well, well, well, well, well, my fingers are crossed when I talk with my mom. I'm just kidding.

[01:19:33] But yeah, so, dude, all right, so wait, what time do you land?

[01:19:39] I land like four o'clock, and then I was gonna spark up and then go to the area and just like fuck around, right?

[01:19:45] Okay, well, dude, I'll be at the venue early. I'll just tell them stuff to you.

[01:19:48] Okay, bet. And then, um...

[01:19:50] You see, you know who's still coming?

[01:19:52] Yes, you know who's still coming.

[01:19:55] Who? Who's the new owner of who?

[01:19:57] Iceman Tarrot White, Alex.

[01:19:59] No, man, I cannot speak on my behalf of him, bro. I cannot.

[01:20:01] Stop my business.

[01:20:03] But if he does, you could just be like, yo, bro.

[01:20:05] You know what I'm saying? This is my make-a-wish friend, you know what I'm saying?

[01:20:07] And he just like...

[01:20:09] Wait, did I just lose my fucking question because they're running ads on fucking kick?

[01:20:33] Is that even real?

[01:20:35] You know what, bro?

[01:20:40] Yes, say on God.

[01:20:45] It was only a matter of time, bro.

[01:20:48] It was only a matter of time.

[01:20:51] It was only a matter of daddies.

[01:20:53] That ass.

[01:20:54] Damn, bro.

[01:20:56] Wait.

[01:20:57] Wait, so if everyone's gonna gamble, should I bring money to gamble with, you think?

[01:21:02] How much money should I bring?

[01:21:04] $50 maybe to the table or no I

[01:21:07] Loki could

[01:21:09] Like I low key could bring like 50 to $100 to the table

[01:21:14] Like bro, no guys you guys are saying like 20 bands 15 bit like you guys think like do you know who I am?

[01:21:21] Do you know what I am you think I freak out when I order food? Do you think I'm gonna spend $50,000?

[01:21:29] wait what if I bring my Porsche keys or my Lamborghini keys can I put wait can I

[01:21:37] gamble with my keys to my car I just thought about it is that possible or

[01:21:42] no

[01:21:47] yes wait I'm gonna call Griff is this a good idea or a bad idea I need to find

[01:21:59] Financial advisor in my chat.

[01:22:01] Hey daddy, I'm not right now.

[01:22:06] What's up?

[01:22:07] Question, when I go to Vegas, right, is it possible that I can put my keys to Gamble with?

[01:22:14] Put your what to what?

[01:22:17] If I put up my car to Gamble with.

[01:22:19] No, you would have to get a credit line and then your credit line, you would have to go sell your car.

[01:22:26] I saw a video of Togi doing it, it was a fake?

[01:22:39] No, I'm not saying it's fake, maybe he did it, maybe he had a comment with somebody and

[01:22:44] they were like, okay cool, they accepted it, but I don't know why you would do that when

[01:22:49] you would just, because you have to get value for it, you know what I mean?

[01:22:52] Like before you would wager something they would need to know how much it is.

[01:22:56] What if it was a salvaged title? What if it was not inoperable, right?

[01:23:00] True, true, true. How much money should I bring them to gamble with?

[01:23:05] Probably like five or ten dollars.

[01:23:08] You're definitely gonna lose, buddy. Let me tell you.

[01:23:12] I would say bring whatever you are cool losing.

[01:23:17] Okay, so should I bring like could I get accepted to like the big boy table is like with Dana white and all them if I bring like $30 or no

[01:23:38] Okay, but why don't we just win why don't we just take all their money

[01:23:47] Oh, okay.

[01:23:51] Alright, I'll see you soon.

[01:23:55] Damn, that makes a lot of sense.

[01:23:57] What if I opened up a casino called The Stable and I basically made it so everybody loses regardless

[01:24:04] and I just make, oh my god, an injection that can double a cat's lifespan of 30 years has been developed?

[01:24:10] Be honest with me. Are you gonna inject your cat with this? I don't think it's a good idea. I don't know about this.

[01:24:16] I don't know about this one. I'm gonna be honest with you. I don't know about this one

[01:24:21] Bro, is this smart you think or is this dangerous cuz like why the fuck?

[01:24:27] Test it out on burger

[01:24:29] But what the fuck if they could do this with cats what makes you think they can't do that with?

[01:24:37] Wait a minute, I just thought about it if you can inject a cat

[01:24:42] with a needle, and it can survive for 30 more years. What's gonna happen after

[01:24:50] those 30 years if I inject the same cap with another needle for 30 more years?

[01:25:12] Nothing works, do you think in our lifetime they're going to extend the human life?

[01:25:19] I feel like they actually are, but the question is, would you do it?

[01:25:22] I feel like the purpose of life is to die, and I know that sounds kind of dark, but like

[01:25:26] bro, the whole purpose of being on earth is to die, like low-key is to die, like it makes

[01:25:33] every moment in your life more valuable, like if you are 80 years old and they could say

[01:25:40] you could live for another 30 years would you do it like be honest would you do it or no like would

[01:25:45] you do it bro i don't know if i would like i lowkey don't know if i would only because think about

[01:25:53] it bro when you're 80 to like what's like a perfect age to die like not to get dark but like what's a

[01:25:58] perfect age to die bro like if you're like 85 to like 90 like your mom's dead your dad's dead

[01:26:09] Your brothers are probably close to being passed away, sisters are being passed away, your animals are probably passed away, you can't really run unless you're super healthy, like...

[01:26:23] I don't know. My grandma is 99. Wait, dead ass? Bro, who's the most... I'm trying to think of the oldest, actually I'm gonna look this up. Is there an oldest human on earth?

[01:26:39] Oh wait, I think I have seen this guy's not real.

[01:26:49] I watched this like two years ago.

[01:26:51] 109 year old veteran?

[01:26:54] You could get to 109?

[01:27:13] Yeah, a lot of people said God kept you here to help others.

[01:27:19] But I don't know why He kept me here. I can't tell you.

[01:27:24] How old is the...

[01:27:25] He talked to me, he talked to me.

[01:27:32] My name is Richard Arvin Oat.

[01:27:36] He's a hundred and ninety...

[01:27:38] I'm eight hundred and nine years old.

[01:27:43] Still walk, I still talk, and I still ride.

[01:27:50] That's actually nuts. I'm not gonna lie. This is this is nuts

[01:28:01] Well, what the fuck

[01:28:07] I just got my license renewed this year

[01:28:10] That's

[01:28:12] Did I move they give me a chance what the fuck everything they give me I'll pass it

[01:28:20] I feel good going on a drive.

[01:28:25] What did the laser sex me?

[01:28:31] They shared it so fucking hard.

[01:28:33] Wait, I think the setup's downstairs.

[01:28:36] Wait, oh my god it is.

[01:28:40] I don't think it's set up though.

[01:28:42] Wait, why does this guy drive better than Jason?

[01:28:45] I could drive myself. I could drive crazy.

[01:28:54] I'll be honest with you, this guy went through World War...

[01:28:58] Wait, am I tricking? When was World War I?

[01:29:00] If you're 109 years old in 2017, when was World War I?

[01:29:04] Well, he went through World War I, World War II,

[01:29:10] And then he also went through Drake dropping his first album and he went through Prime

[01:29:21] Fortnite in one lifetime.

[01:29:28] How the fuck is that even possible?

[01:29:33] That is, and he went through Prime LeBron?

[01:29:36] Bro, I'm not even kidding.

[01:29:38] I would not want to li- did I see this at age 444 and then age 67?

[01:29:47] Did that really just-

[01:29:53] What?

[01:29:56] Is this real or no?

[01:30:04] Are they just typing shit?

[01:30:06] How the fuck are you alive for 600-

[01:30:14] Dude.

[01:30:16] People can't live that long?

[01:30:18] Yeah, I don't know. Well, yeah, but maybe they're not alive?

[01:30:20] You're a Scorpi, bro.

[01:30:21] I have a feeling that the government has people's brains and they're gonna bring them back to Earth, bro.

[01:30:25] I'm gonna be honest with you.

[01:30:27] Like, bro, I saw this one thing that Elon Musk was talking about, how he's gonna live forever.

[01:30:30] Like, that's kind of scary to think about, man.

[01:30:32] Like, wait, why the fuck do I look sexy here? Is this-

[01:30:35] Oh my god, I thought it was real, bro.

[01:30:38] Who the fuck is Stubborn to the Rondale?

[01:30:41] Are you posting videos of me without my consent?

[01:30:46] What is your most popular video?

[01:30:47] 17?

[01:30:48] Wait a minute.

[01:30:49] Never mind.

[01:30:50] You have all my consent in my life, bro.

[01:30:53] Thank you.

[01:30:54] Bro, thank god I'm not bald by the way anymore.

[01:30:56] I was the most chopped fucking person ever.

[01:30:59] Like I'm not even kidding.

[01:31:01] Like chopped is an understatement.

[01:31:02] I was dead ass so fucking ugly like

[01:31:07] No, you could say was like

[01:31:09] Bro, I'm dead ass

[01:31:10] I was so fucking ugly like

[01:31:12] Look at this shit and don't

[01:31:14] Don't lie

[01:31:15] I look good now

[01:31:16] Oh my god, I look good now

[01:31:18] Swear to god I do

[01:31:19] I know I look good

[01:31:20] Like bro, look at this shit now

[01:31:29] Yo, is anyone in my chat bold?

[01:31:31] It's actually the worst thing ever. I'm not even kidding every little bit of everything I felt

[01:31:51] Was I fighting your bald though I used to stop watching you because you were so ugly

[01:31:58] That's cat. That's actually cat

[01:32:01] Thank you.

[01:32:02] Thank you.

[01:32:03] Thank you.

[01:32:04] It's all over with you.

[01:32:05] It's trolling?

[01:32:06] No, the sun is absolutely shining on God.

[01:32:09] People stopped watching me because I was so ugly.

[01:32:10] Say I'm God.

[01:32:25] Wait what.

[01:32:26] Oh, this dude Lace is about to play in a Valorant tournament?

[01:32:32] Yo, do you want to be fucking fired?

[01:32:35] You're a fucking cameraman, dude.

[01:32:37] Yo, Lace, you want to play a Valorant tournament?

[01:32:42] So what happens if I fucking need you?

[01:32:44] I have to wait for your tournament to be over?

[01:32:54] Yo, I will cameraman.

[01:32:55] Who the fuck are you?

[01:32:59] Who the fuck are you?

[01:33:03] Who the fuck are you?

[01:33:06] You're gonna wipe the fuck off your head.

[01:33:10] You guys gotta reset this. This chat is low key became like...

[01:33:13] You guys gotta realize bro, there's nothing wrong with saying that.

[01:33:16] No, that's not an L boss, that's fair.

[01:33:18] It's like, what are you talking about, bro?

[01:33:19] Like, we have lost the plot.

[01:33:21] We've dead ass lost the fucking plot a little.

[01:33:23] Just being honest with you, bro.

[01:33:25] dead ass honest with you.

[01:33:28] What did you slink me?

[01:33:30] Brother, who doesn't, are you like retarded?

[01:33:33] You think I care about this?

[01:33:36] Phase party bubble review.

[01:33:37] Yo, I swear the internet is a bunch of schedules.

[01:33:42] Ladies can't have a life, LOL.

[01:33:44] Yo, Joseph, are you stupid?

[01:33:45] Yo, wait, no troll.

[01:33:46] Am I getting ragebated if you guys

[01:33:47] actually understand my thinking?

[01:33:48] There's no way, right?

[01:33:50] Like dead ass, right?

[01:33:51] Like, I'm getting ragebated a little, right?

[01:33:54] like no troll. I have to be a little bit right?

[01:34:02] I think bro.

[01:34:05] Whatever bro. No, no, it's fine. It's fine. You know what? No, no, I'm just gonna smile.

[01:34:08] Yo, is Jinxie ready by the way? And Joe Bartonmaphosie? What the fuck is Jinxie wearing on his shirt?

[01:34:15] My father says...

[01:34:17] You're huge.

[01:34:18] Real creative, dude.

[01:34:21] I'm not sure if they slay Sonion, Funion.

[01:34:26] Yo, I still can't type in a Twitch check.

[01:34:28] Can somebody explain in my band?

[01:34:30] Like, what is this?

[01:34:38] Like, what is this?

[01:34:40] Uninstall 7 TV.

[01:34:41] But if I uninstall 7 TV,

[01:34:43] don't I stop seeing Keck Walk and everything?

[01:34:49] Well, now I lost all my emotes.

[01:34:51] Now I lost my emotes.

[01:34:53] Look at this shit.

[01:34:57] Yo, Mura.

[01:35:02] Chad, you think he actually has 30k viewers?

[01:35:07] Yo, Mura.

[01:35:09] Can you raid me after your stream?

[01:35:12] Question mark.

[01:35:14] Nice, so I lost my idea.

[01:35:16] I mean, got it.

[01:35:22] Yo, does anybody in here not use shaggy be or not

[01:35:25] 78 which Shad is actually terrible without seven TV

[01:35:31] Yo, bro, can you know what it can you raid me after your stream? Uh?

[01:35:36] The thing is wrong bro. I would run the thing is wrong. I would

[01:35:41] Would read you but the thing is wrong. I'm gonna be honest

[01:35:45] the neon package

[01:35:48] peanut package

[01:35:51] Okay, I'm gonna be honest bro, so yeah, bro, I'm gonna be honest

[01:35:56] You're only gonna get 3k out of the neon and burnt

[01:35:59] Yeah

[01:36:00] I'm sorry, bro

[01:36:01] I'm gonna see my angles on Twitter

[01:36:02] Twitter's only gonna get like 3-4k

[01:36:05] Wait, I have a question. How is this possible? Does anyone know?

[01:36:11] Like obviously it's not him doing this because he would- this is stupid. You just wouldn't do this

[01:36:16] Now that I averaged 30,000 viewers, bro, do you wanna let me in that game night tonight with you?

[01:36:20] I

[01:36:22] Can't walk

[01:36:29] Yo, how do people do it though? Yeah, wait, how do I install 7 TV? Let me reinstall this shit. I gotta reinstall this shit

[01:36:40] Stable release nightly release are recommended which one is it wait, which one is it?

[01:37:45] I'm getting a call by Joe.

[01:37:47] Hello?

[01:37:49] Hello, can you hear me?

[01:37:51] Hi Joe.

[01:37:53] Why are you talking like that?

[01:37:55] How are you doing Joe?

[01:37:57] I'm doing good Ron, how are you?

[01:37:59] I'm doing great, how's your chat doing?

[01:38:01] Are they okay?

[01:38:03] Well let me ask them, chat how are you guys doing?

[01:38:05] Is everyone okay?

[01:38:07] Hi.

[01:38:09] I'm good.

[01:38:11] I

[01:38:15] Know good bad terrible awful fuck you bitch fuck off. Oh, yeah, it sounds like somebody said coming

[01:38:23] depressed

[01:38:25] That's really good

[01:38:27] Awesome. That's really nice. How's your chat?

[01:38:30] Let me ask my chat. Yeah chat. How are you? How's your day?

[01:38:34] We read this one. Let me just I'm sure they're doing really good. It's just rattle off rattle off some chats

[01:38:39] Okay, I see this one says fuck you. I see KYS ASAP. Okay, I see you need to die. You are so chopped

[01:38:50] You're depressing. Oh somebody said LARPing LARPing Jude and me

[01:38:54] The other things

[01:38:57] Want to end my life after two minutes into this stream. Well, it's very nice of you, bro

[01:39:01] But don't do that bro. Don't do that. You know, I'm sorry

[01:39:03] How many that's a record normally most people most people last 30 seconds in Iran stream. Oh really, bro

[01:39:08] Oh, really? Okay. No, so you want to feed into it? No, I got it. No, I got it. Okay, but

[01:39:14] I got no message. I can't fake read something

[01:39:18] Bro, Joe am I your comfort streamer?

[01:39:22] No, I did tap into your stream last night though really because I saw you watch me play forza, bro

[01:39:28] And I was like damn like Joe's I was watching you play forza, bro, and I was I'm so serious. That would be such a fun

[01:39:33] video idea, or just like stream in general,

[01:39:37] you get like eight people to do attorney

[01:39:39] on a driving sim, Leo.

[01:39:40] Chad, how would that be?

[01:39:41] Accent that people have been trying to do that,

[01:39:43] I feel like that would be hard to,

[01:39:45] you would have to see who has driving wheels,

[01:39:47] and then who would be down to do it.

[01:39:49] Sure, sure.

[01:39:50] I know that like, I know Axe has one,

[01:39:52] I know Agent has one, I have one, do you have one?

[01:39:55] I could get one, cause I just basically,

[01:39:58] I do this little classic thing where I just buy something,

[01:40:00] I put it in my closet and then I lose it,

[01:40:01] I go buy another one.

[01:40:04] So you bought a driving wheel?

[01:40:06] How did you lose it?

[01:40:08] Probably in those cart, when you guys

[01:40:10] get like 105 cardboard boxes in your kitchen

[01:40:15] that you don't ever open.

[01:40:17] I would like to know if you ever see someone say,

[01:40:18] can you ask Ron if he wears a collar for his girl like me?

[01:40:21] What's going on in your chat, bro?

[01:40:23] I'm a little uncomfortable.

[01:40:25] I'm sorry, I didn't see that chat.

[01:40:27] Yeah, I was just popping it out, bro.

[01:40:30] That's my dad

[01:40:33] Yeah, so basically I bought a wheel and then I met this dude named Lopie and then I lost a wheel

[01:40:37] And then I bought another how does you meeting a dude named Lopie have to do with losing the wheel?

[01:40:42] Well, he was helping me at one point and then I just lost the wheel

[01:40:46] I basically just lost it and then what I was helping you with the wheel

[01:40:50] Actually, I might have the one wheel somewhere

[01:40:54] See that's my problem. I don't know these things

[01:40:57] Yeah

[01:40:59] Yeah, but what do you mean how I like you what you're saying doesn't make any sense you you have a wheel and there's a guy that was

[01:41:06] Helping you with what?

[01:41:09] Yes, I bought something have you ever lost something

[01:41:13] Have I ever lost something yes?

[01:41:16] simple

[01:41:17] But who's low P and what was he helping you with?

[01:41:22] You said you bought a driving wheel there was a guy that was helping you and then you lost the wheel

[01:41:30] Yes, I bought something

[01:41:37] No, actually, I haven't

[01:41:42] You couldn't explain it's gonna end up on the philosophy channel

[01:41:46] Yeah, this is a great philosophical conversation Ron, bro, Joe, you know, it's crazy. I deadass was wait for Jinxie, of course

[01:41:53] I deadass was talking to my girlfriend. You know, we watch your videos like every night

[01:42:00] Main channel gaming channel

[01:42:06] Do you just do you scroll pick a video you like I don't know what it is

[01:42:10] I don't know anyone in Chad agrees where you just take up my fucking algorithm like bro

[01:42:15] It's like I because I post every day if you watch one of my videos

[01:42:19] It's like a fucking virus that just fills your YouTube feed

[01:42:22] Bro, I open up my YouTube feed and I just see your I see your chop face dude

[01:42:27] I'm just like, I gotta click on this man.

[01:42:29] All right, my chopped face, all right.

[01:42:31] Throwing insults out.

[01:42:34] Throwing insults out there Ron, that's all right.

[01:42:36] No big deal.

[01:42:38] How's the lifting routine been going?

[01:42:41] You still eating pretzels every day or?

[01:42:43] Oh my God, bro.

[01:42:45] I'm not even kidding, you just reminded me.

[01:42:48] Dude, I got these new fucking snacks

[01:42:50] that I sat in my PO box.

[01:42:52] You actually just triggered something in my brain.

[01:42:55] Give me a second.

[01:42:57] I'm not even gonna lie, your psychopath that you eat shit that people send you.

[01:43:01] Yo, your fitted sheets falling off your bed, man. You should fix that.

[01:43:06] Bro, Joe!

[01:43:09] Bro, Joe, I-

[01:43:10] My god, buddy, you just opened it with a karambit!

[01:43:13] Oh, oh, oh!

[01:43:14] I'm gonna turn on my camera, I'm gonna turn on my camera.

[01:43:18] Already not wanna see my beautiful face.

[01:43:21] Oh, I'm just tapped into your stream right now.

[01:43:23] Now, look, now you are the stream.

[01:43:24] Oh, yeah, well you can't- wait, hold up, let me pull up mine.

[01:43:26] I gotta start my virtual cam.

[01:43:28] Bro, I'm not even kidding.

[01:43:30] I got, like, do you know what the,

[01:43:32] have you ever done a protein,

[01:43:34] have you ever done a protein mukbang?

[01:43:36] Ooh, that sounds like a good idea.

[01:43:38] A protein mukbang?

[01:43:41] Yeah.

[01:43:42] Oh, fuck, I just, my screen's gre-

[01:43:44] Hold up, my camera's fucked.

[01:43:47] Oh my god.

[01:43:48] This is like, I'm gonna try to shoot.

[01:43:51] Yeah, I said-

[01:43:52] Wait, no, don't try it yet, don't try it yet.

[01:43:53] Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up.

[01:43:55] I gotta fix my OBS my cameras all fucked up. It's a purple and green

[01:43:59] No, I fucking turned on my regular camera and then my camera turned purple

[01:44:03] Okay, so did you turn P you four watt enabled or no? Yeah, turn that down

[01:44:07] No, no look look look look it's about to work bang

[01:44:12] You're just a blue. What do you mean? I don't see you a blue pixel

[01:44:16] I don't see you talking about I don't see you just infinitely. You're just a singular blue pixel for me. What is this?

[01:44:22] You're

[01:44:25] You're literally just a blue pixel.

[01:44:28] I'm pulling up your screen.

[01:44:30] You're deada- you're a- you're a pixel.

[01:44:32] On my screen, on my screen, I see you.

[01:44:34] And I see myself.

[01:44:38] Oh, now I see you.

[01:44:41] Can you see me?

[01:44:41] No, you don't?

[01:44:42] It's like, I'm looking at you.

[01:44:47] Oh my god.

[01:44:47] No, you don't.

[01:44:48] Oh, okay.

[01:44:49] No, you do see me.

[01:44:50] I might have been-

[01:44:51] Hold up.

[01:44:51] This is the one you do all those type of mukbangs bro you do those videos where you do that

[01:44:59] I tried every energy I tried every pop-tart yeah I did a gross food review you should

[01:45:04] do that bro you should be okay how much how much for you to eat sir stromming so what

[01:45:09] how much for you to eat sir stromming I sit like this comfortably bro what do you think

[01:45:13] I'm flexing do you not want me to sit like that you're trying to frame me bro you're

[01:45:18] I'm trying to frame you.

[01:45:19] I'm not frame-mogging you.

[01:45:21] How much for you to eat sir strawming?

[01:45:23] What is a sir strawming?

[01:45:25] Or just open it.

[01:45:26] Not even eat it.

[01:45:27] You just have to open it in your room.

[01:45:29] What is it?

[01:45:30] It is a sweet, try it, Swedish, right?

[01:45:36] It's like a Swedish delicacy or like traditional food.

[01:45:40] It's basically fermented fish in a can.

[01:45:43] And it's like the grossest food ever.

[01:45:46] Smell wise.

[01:45:48] Wait, so you did the grossest food mukbang?

[01:45:51] No, I did a food gauntlet where I ate a bunch of gross stuff.

[01:45:55] I ate like a 1,000-year-old egg that's like full black.

[01:45:59] Wait, you could eat that kind of thing?

[01:46:02] No, it's not actually 1,000 years old.

[01:46:04] They put it in like a mixture of vinegar and other shit

[01:46:08] that makes like age quicker.

[01:46:09] But I can make that at my house?

[01:46:13] No, I wouldn't advise you making that because then you

[01:46:15] might get like a foodborne.

[01:46:16] You might get like an illness.

[01:46:18] You should just buy 1,000-year-old eggs.

[01:46:23] You should eat sour strawman.

[01:46:24] You should open it in your room.

[01:46:27] That would be really good content.

[01:46:30] They're saying that sour strawmage

[01:46:32] is good if you combine it with stuff.

[01:46:37] Combine it with stuff.

[01:46:39] Like what?

[01:46:42] I think you're supposed to eat it with bread

[01:46:43] and tomatoes or something.

[01:46:46] Everything is right. I really want to stop doing like muckbang content, bro

[01:46:50] I I've noticed and I know it's hard to believe but I'm actually gaining weight. Why are you smiling?

[01:46:57] Well cuz also you the muckbangs you do are like it's not like you're you don't do gross muckbangs

[01:47:03] You do like a red 40 muckbang and then you need a whole bag of talkies

[01:47:09] That's why okay, how about this next muckbang there's a challenge how okay?

[01:47:14] Let's be real how fast do you think you could it know no no no condiments nothing how fast could you eat a whole head of lettuce?

[01:47:21] Oh, that an entire head of lettuce. Can I drink water? No

[01:47:26] Yeah, you can drink water, but you can't have anything else just water in the head of lettuce

[01:47:30] I've been thinking about doing that on stream. How big is the head of lettuce?

[01:47:35] Like it's like I would say like a little smaller than a basketball like you like your head

[01:47:40] It's like this big like an ahead of iceberg lettuce. I wouldn't want to do that because it can't you're probably overdosed okay

[01:47:50] Like food poisoning you could never know you're overdosed on lettuce too much at once that's low-key to them

[01:47:55] I could do that right now. I'll do it off lettuce right now, huh?

[01:47:58] You're gonna eat a whole head of lettuce if you do that while we play game with your friends

[01:48:03] That would be the funniest thing ever you're just sitting there

[01:48:06] I don't think you realize how long it'll take you like 45 minutes

[01:48:14] It's it's an entire head of lettuce like you're never eating that much I

[01:48:22] Feel like I could eat a critter than you but it would take a while

[01:48:26] No, I don't think I'm a rabbit

[01:48:28] I just feel like you eat like I don't think you would like the taste of it

[01:48:31] I feel like you would you would have like four bites of it

[01:48:34] and you'd be like, this is horrible,

[01:48:35] because it's just plain lettuce.

[01:48:37] Who eats lettuce, bro?

[01:48:38] Everyone knows to take off the lettuce when you get a burger.

[01:48:40] You never ask them to take it off.

[01:48:41] You take it off yourself,

[01:48:42] because then it fucks with the sauce amount,

[01:48:44] because they put more sauce to manage.

[01:48:45] No, I just ask, I just ask,

[01:48:47] like, why can't you eat a cheeseburger?

[01:48:50] If you're gonna, if I,

[01:48:51] but when I order cheeseburgers,

[01:48:52] I'll just be like, I just want,

[01:48:53] don't give me anything other than the meat, cheese,

[01:48:55] and like bacon.

[01:48:57] Like that's all I want.

[01:48:58] But you don't do lettuce either.

[01:49:01] No, I wouldn't do lettuce.

[01:49:03] But lettuce on a burger is like, why?

[01:49:07] Like it's trying to convince you that you're healthy.

[01:49:09] Oh, here we go.

[01:49:10] But you're eating like, just eat like shit.

[01:49:11] Wait, which one?

[01:49:12] Is it the big one, the top one?

[01:49:14] Top left, yeah.

[01:49:16] So this is.

[01:49:17] Wait, read it.

[01:49:17] What does it say?

[01:49:18] What does it say?

[01:49:19] Wrapped iceberg lettuce.

[01:49:21] Or should I do organic iceberg lettuce?

[01:49:23] I don't know which one it is.

[01:49:25] No, no, no.

[01:49:26] Get the GMO one.

[01:49:27] It'll be bigger.

[01:49:28] GMO, let me see here.

[01:49:32] But how big is it?

[01:49:33] I don't want to order it and it's wrong

[01:49:35] It's probably the size of your head. What the fuck is a Belgian endive lettuce? What is a ratatouille lettuce? There's multiple different lettuces

[01:49:43] Look at this

[01:49:47] Yeah, I've never seen I've never seen red lettuce before

[01:49:54] This looks disgusting you're telling people to get asked this for fun my friend did it the other day

[01:49:58] He didn't even do it on strain. He just

[01:50:00] to see how long you're taking.

[01:50:03] OK, so it's $2.

[01:50:04] Should I order just one, or should I

[01:50:06] order one of everything just in case?

[01:50:10] No, why would you order one of the other lettuces?

[01:50:13] Can I also order chips or no?

[01:50:17] Bro, I'm telling you that will fill your stomach.

[01:50:20] Like, if you eat a whole head of lettuce,

[01:50:22] you're not going to be hungry for like 12 hours.

[01:50:25] $6.

[01:50:26] Like, imagine that sitting in your stomach.

[01:50:28] How did it just go from $6 to $14 under whatever, bro?

[01:50:32] I'm doing it.

[01:50:32] I don't care.

[01:50:33] I'm doing it.

[01:50:34] All right, so it's going to be here in about 30 minutes.

[01:50:37] That's what it says.

[01:50:38] I'm going to do that, bro.

[01:50:39] I'm not worried.

[01:50:40] You're going to do it today.

[01:50:42] What are you talking about?

[01:50:43] I'm going to do it while we play the game.

[01:50:45] While we play gamble with your friends,

[01:50:47] you're going to get an entire head of iceberg lettuce.

[01:50:51] I mean, yeah, I know.

[01:50:53] All you're going to be doing is chewing.

[01:50:54] Like, I mean, we're not even going

[01:50:57] hear a word from you just gonna be chewing for 45 minutes bro just don't

[01:51:02] worry about it no guys I ordered the right thing I ordered I would love if

[01:51:07] like vomiting wasn't TLS I would do like no you can't stream I'm pretty sure

[01:51:14] vomiting is TLS on stream wait you threw up oh my god here we fucking go

[01:51:22] actually serious here we fucking go I'm gonna break on the hives if I you to

[01:51:26] head of lettuce actually I don't think I can do it yes I'm on stream right now

[01:51:30] working am I allergic to lettuce I'm about to do this challenge from Joe

[01:51:35] Barton Mifosi I don't know if you've seen his videos he also lives in New Jersey

[01:51:38] he wants me to eat a whole head of lettuce I don't know you should wash it

[01:51:48] First

[01:51:51] MC Ben says why

[01:51:54] It's a challenge to prove that you're able to do it wait. It's a challenge is doing not what I said not what I said

[01:52:01] But it's okay

[01:52:04] So is it okay right for you?

[01:52:09] Okay, do you miss me very much I miss you too mom

[01:52:15] You hang up first

[01:52:18] I

[01:52:28] Were you trying to get your mom to say no you hang up first

[01:52:33] What yo you really do live in New Jersey, huh?

[01:52:38] Yeah, I know you never step foot in cherry like keep it apart like actually you bring this up

[01:52:44] Like every other time I talk

[01:52:46] Bring up area

[01:52:49] Cherry Hill is bro like the nicest area like one of the nicest areas in New Jersey

[01:52:55] It's like jinxing saying carpet Springs is dangerous. Oh, bro. Just coughing up the chips. Here we go. Somebody poisoned them

[01:53:03] It's over

[01:53:05] So you did have you ever done an IRL stream like you left the house and streamed or no

[01:53:09] No, I do vlogs, but I like all I'll record like I was um I was gone

[01:53:39] I filmed that, but I didn't stream it.

[01:53:45] I lost you for a second, I can't see it.

[01:53:48] You are a robot right now.

[01:53:51] You're like 120B, just like dead person.

[01:53:56] Yeah, we don't have internet at this house.

[01:54:00] We have a fucking starling.

[01:54:02] What are you streaming on a hotspot?

[01:54:04] I'm streaming on a starling.

[01:54:08] I can hear you perfectly, by the way.

[01:54:10] Yeah, no, now you're good.

[01:54:12] Now you're good. It was just like, like every like three minutes,

[01:54:15] you'll just get really laggy for like 20 seconds.

[01:54:27] That was my high school.

[01:54:30] No, I don't know. All I know is like Cherry Hill Mall,

[01:54:33] Cherry Hill area.

[01:54:35] You know how scary the Cherry Hill mall is?

[01:54:37] fucking call of duty now now it's in a color it's a war zone for a reason it's

[01:54:41] actually in call of duty you know that right a war zone it's cherry will

[01:54:44] actually in call do you get off google it look up cherry hill in call of duty

[01:54:48] cherry hill in call of duty yes

[01:54:57] yep yep yep yep the cherry hill malls in call duty this is true oh it's called

[01:55:02] of the pines in Black Ops Cold War.

[01:55:05] Oh, yep.

[01:55:06] I told you.

[01:55:08] No one wants to believe me.

[01:55:09] Oh my god, it is.

[01:55:11] Ha ha.

[01:55:12] Yeah.

[01:55:14] Why did they change it to mall at the pines?

[01:55:17] Why didn't they just keep it?

[01:55:18] Like, what did it?

[01:55:19] Is that like?

[01:55:20] They didn't want to bring more drama to the mall, you know?

[01:55:22] Yeah.

[01:55:23] Yeah.

[01:55:26] Yo, since you're like a big LA guy,

[01:55:29] Do you ever go to spots that are in GTA?

[01:55:34] Yeah, so there's this one spot.

[01:55:36] What is it called?

[01:55:37] It's right next to Malibu.

[01:55:38] Oh my god.

[01:55:39] Santa Monica Pier.

[01:55:40] Is that what it is?

[01:55:41] That's in GTA, right?

[01:55:43] That's in GTA.

[01:55:44] A lot of LAs in GTA.

[01:55:46] Have you never been to LA?

[01:55:48] No.

[01:55:50] There's one parking lot in GTA that I always

[01:55:54] used to go to for this one mission.

[01:55:56] And I remember during the fine days,

[01:55:58] There was, it was like right after Vine,

[01:56:01] they filmed a video and I was like,

[01:56:02] why does this look like GTA?

[01:56:04] And I didn't know that GTA was like word for word,

[01:56:08] like LA in certain parts.

[01:56:10] Literally, that's what it is.

[01:56:11] I didn't know that either.

[01:56:12] When I played GTA, I could only play for like 30 minutes.

[01:56:15] I never played it like growing up

[01:56:17] and I would always try to like steal planes

[01:56:19] and then all my friends would just shoot me

[01:56:21] out of the planes and I never got to play.

[01:56:22] So I quit.

[01:56:23] So I didn't have the much fun as you did.

[01:56:24] Little trauma dump, but it's like.

[01:56:25] Wait, you never, like you never grinded GTA?

[01:56:28] I never got a chance to, you know, I've never played the story mode either.

[01:56:31] I haven't played the story mode either.

[01:56:32] I'm going to play it before GTA sex drops.

[01:56:34] I'm doing that too.

[01:56:35] Yeah.

[01:56:36] Robin, to be honest with you, I've never got to experience.

[01:56:37] I never got to experience races.

[01:56:39] I never got to experience heists.

[01:56:40] I never got to, oh my God, dude.

[01:56:43] Uh, and what was it?

[01:56:44] Uh, Zentornos versus snipers.

[01:56:46] Okay.

[01:56:46] I'm going to be honest with you.

[01:56:47] I did have a Zenturno.

[01:56:48] I was telling the story earlier.

[01:56:49] I had the one that goes.

[01:56:50] Turn it on.

[01:56:51] like the you you paid like it was like 40k or whatever for $75,000. Yeah. Oh, you remember the exact price

[01:57:07] But do you think I was talking about chat about this this game is about to be I think they said they put in

[01:57:14] $1.5 billion into the game and they expected to make eight billion dollars

[01:57:19] Wait, isn't there supposed to be a drop like this week or some shit about it? Oh, I don't know is there

[01:57:25] Chat isn't there supposed to be like somebody said there was gonna be like a release or like a sneak peek or some sort of yeah

[01:57:31] Like pre-orders. Oh, yeah, GameStop GameStop said they were gonna do it

[01:57:38] Wait, but my question is in second pre-orders trailer three maybe

[01:57:43] Dude, I hate like I've been told I'm pretty sure right that it's not coming out on PC

[01:57:48] It's just console like for first release. Why would that?

[01:57:52] Why would they do that though?

[01:57:54] Like I feel like Pete like I feel like you're just throttling how much money you can make and maybe it's like optimization and

[01:58:02] It's like obviously different to release something on PC

[01:58:07] They make way more money. No, I thought Xbox don't they pay GTA to have it exclusively

[01:58:16] So basically I think the whole thought of it behind it is get it. No, no, no the whole the whole thought of it is if

[01:58:22] I'm pretty sure someone can tell me I'm wrong

[01:58:30] Buy it on the Xbox

[01:58:33] Like exclusively for like the first year whatever more people are gonna go buy Xbox's

[01:58:40] So the Xbox makes some money because how high the game is I think that's how it is

[01:58:44] Like imagine if GTA is coming out you don't have a console and you're like oh shit. I'm gonna go buy an Xbox then

[01:58:50] What you're gonna buy it for GTA if you're like a gay if you're like a gamer, no

[01:58:53] Yeah, but like there but why would you but GTA has no incentive to do that and Xbox isn't is Xbox paying them for that

[01:59:01] exclusivity because if they were to release GTA on PC it's not yes most

[01:59:06] PCs are run on Windows but well probably just on Steam. When did GTA come out when

[01:59:13] I came out before like how long after like to other things? I don't know. The

[01:59:17] order that I'm understanding it is that it's going to be like on release it's

[01:59:24] just gonna be story mode there's no online and then I think they're doing

[01:59:28] online then PC, I don't know. I'm just hoping that like because I if I'm being

[01:59:34] honest I'd rather play on my PC than my PS5 like I just because I don't want to

[01:59:39] yeah I don't want to plug in my fucking PS5 and run that shit but the thing that

[01:59:43] annoys me is like there's no transfer so if I play it on my PS5 and then they

[01:59:48] drop it on my on PC there's no cross-plat transfer so like I'm hard

[01:59:53] stuck like it's but I'm hoping when online drops I don't know if they've said

[01:59:57] this I'm hoping all my drops on PC now I don't think it'll be a couple months

[02:00:02] I'll tell you here but I thought a couple months later online I don't know they

[02:00:07] said last time that it was

[02:00:16] I have to not be able to transfer that on PC and I have to fucking reset look

[02:00:21] like I had a level like 180 account on my Xbox and I can't transfer my PC so I

[02:00:27] I don't play GTA anymore because I'm not gonna fucking plug in my Xbox one see I can't I can't relate bro cuz I never played GTA

[02:00:35] Don't have a kidding. I don't know what happened, but this internet is my internet is quick. Am I good for you?

[02:00:41] You're fine. It's literally like I mean my channel tell you like it's literally like every every three minutes you like you're talking you go

[02:00:51] And then you get back in someone has to be fucking installing a game in this house hold on bro

[02:00:57] Bro, how do we live in a sorry job? Just are you about to ask if you are

[02:01:03] My bit rate is five. It's like cooked

[02:01:09] Yo, dude, are you installing a fucking video game

[02:01:14] What the fuck is happening to this internet bro, I'm actually fine. I'm green you've been green perfectly

[02:01:20] No, no, I mean it's been a bit of clouds, but it's all good

[02:01:25] Are we ever gonna get fucking internet?

[02:01:28] No, no, bro, we need banks

[02:01:34] All right, thanks, sorry about that Jack. I was just oh dude lacy's playing Valorant. That's throttling you. It's tough

[02:01:41] Yeah, bro, I don't think playing video games don't matter. It's like weird. It's like I don't know why it just keeps going in and out

[02:01:48] I think I should be good. Yeah, I don't know though. I think you today. They'll go ahead. Sorry about it

[02:01:52] I was gonna say if your bit rates fucked up. It's anything that's taking upload speed

[02:01:56] Let me check out what my uploading a video if I click try to test my upload is that gonna fuck up or not?

[02:02:03] I have no idea. Oh, they're saying silky was updating Valorant

[02:02:08] Yeah, but why would that do that would fuck you up. I

[02:02:13] Don't know actually. So they said what's jinx you doing a PO box?

[02:02:15] I did a peak do you do PO ever or no I got said some freaky things man. No

[02:02:20] Yeah, it's a little freaky man

[02:02:23] What they send you? Um, well I got seven dildo. I got sense a bikini made actually look I'll just show you

[02:02:31] You're gonna show the

[02:02:33] Yeah.

[02:02:43] Look, they said this was a...

[02:02:44] Yes, yes, yes, Ron.

[02:02:46] Look, it's like a bikini.

[02:02:49] It's like a bikini made out of candy.

[02:02:56] Are you gonna put it on?

[02:02:57] I'm not putting it on for you,

[02:02:58] but then I also got made this.

[02:02:59] Look.

[02:03:00] Yeah, that's like Squidward's painting you know you don't seem amused at all bro. Maybe crack a smile or something. I

[02:03:10] Already saw it's been in your background

[02:03:12] That's cat behind my fucking chair

[02:03:15] No, because you got up again fucking carambit when you got it. Okay. Yeah, dude. Oh my god, yo, is that the painting?

[02:03:23] Is it the painting from fun?

[02:03:27] You

[02:03:30] That's actually fired

[02:03:36] That's good, bro, yeah

[02:03:38] Yeah, I got a lot of shit man, but um now they said like it took me like three hours to open it all

[02:03:43] I'm not even kidding. It was bad

[02:03:46] Yeah, yeah, but do you like open and close it and open and close it?

[02:03:49] Where's it just constantly people are sending shit. Oh, no, I just I usually open it once a month

[02:03:54] So you stockpile. Yeah a little bit. I stockpile to make it look like I have more than less

[02:03:58] You know, I'm sorry. Yeah, it's like a tactic. Do people ever just send you like paper or something. Oh, yeah

[02:04:02] So one time they send you hundreds of boxes of like notes. No, they sent me just hundreds of papers basically from apparently

[02:04:10] It's free for UPS or FedEx and they sent me like thousands of pounds of just paper stacked on each other

[02:04:17] And I have to tell the people when I was there like you could just keep this

[02:04:20] Someone also sent me rocks in my PO box yesterday just straight rocks

[02:04:23] That was probably pretty expensive to ship. Yeah, I when I was dragging it because I pick it up off camera and I bring it here

[02:04:31] It was super fucking heavy

[02:04:33] I was like oh, it's probably like a really nice gift or something like that and then I open it on stream and it was like

[02:04:37] Maybe like 300 rocks in a cardboard box. Yeah

[02:04:40] Were they like cool rocks like?

[02:04:43] No, they're not just there's just rocks you're gonna go get it. I put them in the hallway. You want to go see the rocks?

[02:04:48] Yeah, you can see the rocks. I

[02:04:50] No, I'm not gonna grab the rocks I mean yo, I don't know if this is relatable though like my chat or Ron's chat

[02:04:56] But did you guys ever used to break up break up and rocks when you were younger?

[02:04:59] Like I used to I used to find rocks in the woods and shit you fucking slam them on the ground

[02:05:05] They sometimes have crystals in them

[02:05:08] You get a lame rock that or I fucking slam them together that it's spark

[02:05:13] You're like a little jode yeah, but not like a rare one

[02:05:16] I got you, bro

[02:05:19] Do you got crack up in some of the rocks?

[02:05:22] Okay, don't show me the box like pull out a rock. Oh, dude. Those are like fucking skipping stones, man

[02:05:27] What a nice guy they pull up that flat one. They're all skippies. Those are like awesome skipping stones. Do you have a pool?

[02:05:33] Yeah, I do you should fucking skip them in the pool note on here

[02:05:39] To avoid danger keep this plastic bag away from babies

[02:05:42] What the fuck?

[02:05:44] Who's saying I eat the bag? Yeah

[02:05:48] This one kind of looks like dude. Those are perfect skipping rocks. Is that what this is? Is this supposed to be skipping rocks?

[02:05:55] No, I think they just happen to send you flat stones, but you should like bring those like a beach

[02:06:00] six or lake

[02:06:02] it's six

[02:06:05] 75 rocks for pain and one two one and a half to three and a half. Oh, they're painting rocks

[02:06:10] Dude, I mean like maybe he sent them like prior to Easter and you were supposed to paint them different

[02:06:16] He probably fucking said it is to piss me off, bro

[02:06:20] Sorry

[02:06:21] Has anybody sent you like a dead animal or something like that?

[02:06:24] They sent me piss before from a from a deer in a jar and horseshit

[02:06:29] They sent me horseshit ones like straight horseshit. It's not that bad. That's mainly grass. Yeah, where does dark Vader go to get new shoes?

[02:06:35] I

[02:06:40] The Darth Maul I know the joke, but he thinks I don't know the joke

[02:06:47] Dude, I wonder wait Ron. Yep. Oh, he can't hear me

[02:06:51] I know you should you should do a gross you should do a gross challenge and like open a sir

[02:06:57] Strumming can in your room and then like spray deer piss everywhere

[02:07:00] because it's like the two were smelling things. No, you know what the worst

[02:07:04] smelling thing is on God. I'm not overreacting. Yo, the fart spray is the

[02:07:09] genuine. It's not far spray. It's their strong. It's their strong. I run. I'm

[02:07:13] strong. It's the worst smell ever. Has anyone in chat ever actually bought a

[02:07:19] fart spray and used it? It is the I far. I don't care. I don't care what you do.

[02:07:24] Fart spray is an artificial smell. Open a can of sir strong. It'll go. It'll pop

[02:07:30] Open look look up somebody eating sir. Strumming please. What is it called sure sir?

[02:07:35] Strumming as you are as you are it'll come up

[02:07:41] Do not let this guy find about a sir strong junko's ready, bro. I were in a call with him. Just tell me join when he's ready

[02:07:53] That guy's really good at eating it though

[02:08:00] Ha

[02:08:02] Overreact this is overreaction. No, there's overreaction. No, that's not

[02:08:10] There's no way

[02:08:12] Okay, well, no, I mean maybe I wasn't even a little bit. Oh god. See, no, what's that?

[02:08:16] I have the same can it's like I feel no, I'm so serious

[02:08:21] I feel

[02:08:24] Sorry

[02:08:26] Wait cats eat it

[02:08:28] Is that what it is?

[02:08:30] Oh my god.

[02:08:31] No, Ron, that is like, no.

[02:08:33] Oh my god, that one right there, the left video.

[02:08:36] Are you s-

[02:08:39] You're not dead fast.

[02:08:41] Ron, I opened it in my friend's closed shed.

[02:08:46] It was hot.

[02:08:47] And it sparked.

[02:08:49] It got all over my phone.

[02:08:50] Dude, there's a video of me opening it.

[02:08:51] I couldn't even eat it.

[02:08:52] I was-

[02:08:53] There's no way.

[02:08:55] I'm not fucking faking it.

[02:08:57] faking it. I watched myself, dude, no, it's like, Ron, it was the worst smelling thing

[02:09:01] I've ever smelled my entire life. Like, is it you?

[02:09:03] So, it's just that fish?

[02:09:05] No, it's not dead. Dude, it's dead fish, but have you ever been fishing? Have you ever

[02:09:10] smelled chum, like fish chum?

[02:09:12] No.

[02:09:13] Wait, the chum bucket? That's what chum is?

[02:09:16] Like, oh wait, I'm like looking at your strain. It's so laggy. Hold up. What am I doing? I'm

[02:09:21] being in it yet.

[02:09:22] It's chum.

[02:09:23] So if you imagine chum, or like the best

[02:09:28] way that I would describe it, cut open a catfish that you

[02:09:30] caught, fillet its organs out, put it in a hot sunroom,

[02:09:34] and close the door, leave it for like four weeks,

[02:09:37] and then just walk in.

[02:09:38] And that's the smell.

[02:09:39] Why did people sell that?

[02:09:40] They eat it.

[02:09:42] Wait, so show me the video you're doing.

[02:09:44] Screenshare.

[02:09:44] I want to see it.

[02:09:45] Just pull up.

[02:09:45] No, just pull up.

[02:09:46] It's on YouTube.

[02:09:47] In the food gone.

[02:09:49] Hold on.

[02:09:50] Screenshare.

[02:09:51] I don't know if it'll be laggy, but I'll try to do it here.

[02:09:54] Oh, God, it's time to be watched.

[02:09:56] I'm gonna shoot it in the front of the door.

[02:09:58] Joe Bartz.

[02:10:00] Joe Bartz, food gauntlet.

[02:10:02] Food gauntlet.

[02:10:04] Oh, yeah, right there.

[02:10:06] But I don't eat it.

[02:10:07] So you're a fraud. Got it.

[02:10:09] I'm not a fraud, dude.

[02:10:11] No, it's right there.

[02:10:13] Are you lagging?

[02:10:14] Wait, no, I think it back, maybe.

[02:10:15] I don't know. I think I showed it at some point in the video.

[02:10:19] Oh, right there.

[02:10:20] Oh, shit.

[02:10:20] Yeah.

[02:10:22] No, but you know, you miss me opening the fourth priority.

[02:10:25] You gotta go back to where it sprays everywhere.

[02:10:28] Yeah.

[02:10:30] Holy shit, you look good, bro.

[02:10:32] You be going to the gym every single day, or what?

[02:10:35] Not even like five days a week.

[02:10:37] You look great, bro.

[02:10:39] Well, I'm like reacting to a video of me reacting to a video.

[02:10:42] Maybe vomit.

[02:10:44] Wait, who's fucking shit is this?

[02:10:48] I was gonna open it in my room and my chat said it was such a bad idea because it like smells for weeks

[02:10:55] And I was like that can't be true and then I pop it open and actually fucking smells like shit

[02:11:01] My cam's off

[02:11:06] Wait, so I'm reacting to Joe react to Joe on a call with Joe

[02:11:10] You gotta see the whole thing. How should I do this? I don't know. Oh

[02:11:15] Yeah, it's like so people in my chat you guys have eaten this you see this

[02:11:19] I've never heard of it. No, they didn't eat. I feel like it's very rare

[02:11:21] Somebody's actually eating that because you think you're gonna eat. Oh, you're like scared of it like it's a bomb

[02:11:28] Oh, dude. No, it's

[02:11:32] That's like an odor dude like it went when you breathe through your mouth and you still smell it

[02:11:40] Who's that? Yo guys, sorry I'm late guys. Oh, hey. Can I join at a bad time? No, bro.

[02:11:49] No, you didn't join at a bad time. Try your perfect time. And you didn't eat it. So you

[02:11:53] didn't eat it. We're watching a video of me eat sir stromming. You didn't eat it? Or

[02:11:58] not eat, smell it. Say you're a fraud. Got it. I'm not a fucking fraud. Ron, Ron, if

[02:12:02] you eat, if you eat one sliver of that, of sir stromming, I'm dead ass. I'll give you

[02:12:08] 100 gifted yeah I second that I smelled that and if you eat it like you have to on camera

[02:12:14] you have to open you have to pop the can open it on stream okay I'll do it and then

[02:12:18] you can order can I do it ask it or no oh you're not fucking door dashing sir strong

[02:12:23] you can't have to you'd have to like order it on Amazon or something you're not gonna

[02:12:26] get that no more sells that maybe an LA they might sell it bro my cabbage gets here in

[02:12:31] about 15 minutes yeah he's doing a cabbage I I told I told Rob your while we were waiting

[02:12:38] We've been

[02:12:40] I forgot he was joining. Yeah, no big deal. Anyways, um, we were talking about food challenges

[02:12:46] And we got on the topic of the challenge of how fast can you eat a whole head of lettuce?

[02:12:51] So I ordered a whole

[02:12:55] Yes, you might hear

[02:12:57] So this is actually a great question. I was telling Joe about this. I'm like, bro. Nobody actually eats lettuce for fun

[02:13:03] Like nobody does that like nobody put in a valid. No, no, your point was lettuce on a burger

[02:13:09] Well, JC facts or no, you take lettuce off your burger. Yes or no. Yes

[02:13:12] Um, I think lettuce I think lettuce amplifies the taste of everything just because the texture

[02:13:18] But I don't I wouldn't just straight up eat lettuce. I think a serial killer would do that

[02:13:23] But that's what I'm saying. Okay. Well, how much for you? How much for you eat a whole like how much for you to do the whole

[02:13:28] Like had a lettuce challenge. I'm not eating ahead of like

[02:13:33] I should do that when we play Minecraft.

[02:13:34] Let's run a 1v1 in Rocket League back.

[02:13:36] And if you lose, instead of the banana sprite challenge,

[02:13:39] this time, you'll leave a head of lettuce.

[02:13:40] Joe, but you're saying, like, let's

[02:13:42] run a Rocket League 1v1 back as if there's

[02:13:44] like a chance of me winning.

[02:13:46] You're basically just saying, like, yo, let's punish you.

[02:13:48] Joe's better than you at Rocket League?

[02:13:51] Yeah, bro.

[02:13:52] But you played for like four weeks straight.

[02:13:54] Touch diamond.

[02:13:56] Joe, I will get diamond.

[02:13:57] And, like, I'm going to get diamond

[02:13:59] chat before or after GTA 6 comes out I asked that question earlier and I think

[02:14:05] it'll be done streaming by the time if you a diamond in solos like I just like

[02:14:11] not getting carried by no not to your friend and solo Q2's then you'll get it

[02:14:16] quicker is rockin is rockin lead the hardest game to get the top rank no no

[02:14:22] now the hardest game oh we're actually in a call with it right now the hardest

[02:14:27] game to get to the top right and sleep. Oh, he's on the game. Well, he's

[02:14:31] so guys. I'm turning it off. It's because of the wrong scene. Okay, we're good. Oh my

[02:14:39] god. You're in a game right now. No, no, no. I just have it open. Wait, give me a second.

[02:14:44] Okay, there we go. We're good now. Okay, just scale this, bro. Like supersonic legend in rock

[02:14:50] and league. I think there's like two or 3000 on any given season. I could be wrong. That's

[02:14:54] That's what it's called supersonic legend.

[02:14:57] Yeah, SSL.

[02:14:58] It's two to 3,000 every season,

[02:15:00] which like there's like more billionaires than SSL's.

[02:15:03] Challenger, it's 300 per region.

[02:15:06] So there's like, you have a 30%-

[02:15:08] But can you hit it and then get kicked out of it?

[02:15:10] Kind of like Ballard?

[02:15:11] Like you know how you get top 500?

[02:15:13] Okay, yeah.

[02:15:13] Wait, can you explain how Challenger works?

[02:15:15] And League?

[02:15:17] How do you maintain it?

[02:15:18] How do you lose it?

[02:15:19] Okay, so the way it works is that once you're mastered plus,

[02:15:22] enter like the apex here right and it's like the thing is there's a 50% chance that the players in the apex here are like

[02:15:29] actual apex or if they're fucking like dog shit or not right but then once you get apex then the top

[02:15:35] Thousand end up hitting ground master top you enter our challenger

[02:15:39] So it's like once a day that the uh ladder updates. Wait. Wait. I'm sorry

[02:15:43] Yeah, bro. I just saw someone in my chat say ron if you same headset someone just said if ron focuses on his health, bro

[02:15:48] Like that like this is like come on, bro

[02:15:50] But I did I swear we have different heads. Wait, it's just a g432 g430 like listen to this hold on

[02:15:57] Let me see if I could swap it give me one sec, but mine's like obnoxiously like it's just like I don't even know dude. Oh

[02:16:05] Yeah, it's like it's like it's like yeah, it's like loud. I'm pretty sure it's really loud

[02:16:09] Wait, but how did you just make it sound so much worse? Well, no, I don't this is just the g430

[02:16:14] He has the two they don't make these anymore. They don't make these at all

[02:16:18] Yeah, like that's discontinued like I used to have one like that I used to have like five of them

[02:16:22] But yeah, I know I used to have five of them and I would snap them in half. Yep. Yeah

[02:16:26] Used to have one that was glued the mic would just be glued. Yeah

[02:16:31] Had to have like one headset from two different headsets

[02:16:34] So it's like half was one headset the other half was the other one because it's but it now

[02:16:38] Buy a new headset. No, it's not the same. Yeah, it's not the same. You wouldn't get it. What? Yeah, bro

[02:16:44] You guys are like this is actually weirding me out like

[02:16:47] Are you guys are you guys have why wouldn't you buy a new headset as Jinxie streaming on like a 1080p Chinese webcam off Amazon?

[02:16:56] Okay, I'll give you that okay my

[02:16:59] Hand on your streaming camera. I I get the light with the camera and the lens or camera and the lens. Yes, bro

[02:17:06] I used to sit 5k I used to sit on Joe wait. That's nothing

[02:17:12] My lens is 2,500 my camera when I bought right now it's cheaper because it's older

[02:17:19] But my camera when I bought it was probably like 3k

[02:17:22] Bro, Jinxie, how much do you think a lens is the lens is using more than the camera the lens or more than the camera?

[02:17:27] I don't know because I I have the Brio. Yeah, like I was gonna get a camera, but then I was like fuck that

[02:17:33] Why you can actually zoom it in like that

[02:17:35] See you can do it or you can go real wide out

[02:17:39] I

[02:17:45] More inclined to like attack

[02:17:59] What webcam do you have?

[02:18:01] Logitech Rio, it's $120, this is one of the best cameras on Godfrey's price.

[02:18:11] It is bro.

[02:18:12] I have a bunch of backup keyboard.

[02:18:16] Oh.

[02:18:17] Yeah, I think my camera also is like a hundred or some shed.

[02:18:21] Yeah, but I can't really like, I can't focus on, I'm weirded out, like I think you guys

[02:18:27] are related I think.

[02:18:28] I don't.

[02:18:29] This has something about you guys.

[02:18:33] It's just, I don't know.

[02:18:34] You guys are related, I think.

[02:18:36] You think so?

[02:18:37] Yes, I think both have problems.

[02:18:39] And you guys are both ripped, bro?

[02:18:42] Thank you, bro.

[02:18:43] Yes, bro.

[02:18:45] You know, on nine days, I'm supposed to reveal

[02:18:46] that I have a six pack?

[02:18:48] Wait, wait, wait, wait.

[02:18:49] We're just a progress.

[02:18:51] Yeah, you got to show it now.

[02:18:53] I was supposed to have a six pack.

[02:18:54] Basically, I said this for two years.

[02:18:56] I think it's been three years in a row now that in June,

[02:18:58] I'll have a six pack.

[02:18:59] So I have nine days, it's not that bad, I mean.

[02:19:04] Are you flapping?

[02:19:05] No, I am.

[02:19:06] Okay, I'm not even kidding when I say this, genuinely.

[02:19:11] Yeah, you see it, right?

[02:19:13] Yeah, but if you were to starve yourself for at least like half the days, I think you would

[02:19:16] actually like be like super shredded.

[02:19:18] So what percent body fat do you think I am?

[02:19:21] Right now, probably like 12 to 13.

[02:19:23] No, no, not 12.

[02:19:25] I'm 12.

[02:19:26] I'm 12.

[02:19:27] I'm 12% body fat.

[02:19:29] So I'm 29% because I'm 29% of the body fat, yeah.

[02:19:32] Yeah, he's probably, 29 is crazy,

[02:19:35] but you should, I would have guessed you were probably

[02:19:37] like 20.

[02:19:38] No, I'm 20.

[02:19:39] Yeah, I'm gonna say, yeah, I'm around 20.

[02:19:41] I'm gonna go 22% body fat.

[02:19:44] Yeah, but it's okay though, I'm getting down.

[02:19:46] I have nine days, I think I'll hit it.

[02:19:48] I think I'll hit it.

[02:19:50] You're gonna get a six pack in nine days.

[02:19:50] Well, you could get a visible six pack,

[02:19:52] but yeah, in nine days, I don't know.

[02:19:56] If I could lose 3%, no, 2% fat every single day,

[02:19:59] I could hit it, low key.

[02:20:00] Well, you know what's weird is me and you

[02:20:02] had the same exact conversation over a year ago in Atlanta.

[02:20:05] And I was giving you advice on how to lose weight.

[02:20:09] And you just didn't do anything.

[02:20:12] I got it.

[02:20:12] I understand now.

[02:20:13] OK, bet.

[02:20:14] That's good.

[02:20:16] Bro, I think the people that end up losing weight

[02:20:19] are the people that literally don't say anything about it.

[02:20:22] They don't tell anyone about it.

[02:20:24] So you're saying I should just stop talking about it.

[02:20:26] OK, Ben, you know what I'm saying?

[02:20:27] The people that actually lose weight just do it.

[02:20:29] They just don't say shit.

[02:20:30] I'm going to prove you were wrong, then.

[02:20:31] I'm going to prove you were wrong.

[02:20:32] Well, now you just either, like, like,

[02:20:34] wrong, you're saying you're going to lose weight,

[02:20:35] but you changed nothing.

[02:20:36] You know what, Joe?

[02:20:36] I should make a tweet, you're saying, right?

[02:20:38] Should I make a tweet?

[02:20:39] That you're going to, that you're going to, like,

[02:20:41] then I'm going to be quiet, then I'm going to be quiet now.

[02:20:43] And I'm going to lose weight.

[02:20:44] No, but wasn't there like, I don't know if this is still

[02:20:47] ongoing.

[02:20:47] Didn't you have, like, a deal or something,

[02:20:49] it was like if you lose. Yeah, it wasn't like 50 grand. So okay, no, that was that was last year.

[02:20:57] So June of 2024, I told everyone in the house that we lived out in phase of the time that I'd

[02:21:01] give them 10 bands each if I didn't get it. I scammed them. I scammed everybody. Yeah, I scammed

[02:21:05] you didn't pay him. Not a single dollar. Not a single dollar. So in 2025, no, not a single dollar.

[02:21:10] So in 2025, I said, if I don't get it, I'll give $50,000 away to anyone who likes the tweet.

[02:21:16] We got like a hundred some thousand likes just got some impressions. You know I'm saying didn't think much of it

[02:21:21] I scammed the fuck out of them 2026. I basically said if I don't have a six pack by June

[02:21:27] That I have to run a marathon on stream

[02:21:33] Are you gonna run you're gonna run a marathon on stream so how much is the marathon is that 26 miles 26 point 26.2 miles

[02:21:40] How what's the furthest you've ever run?

[02:21:43] I ran a 13 minute mile

[02:21:46] You're fucked. You're like dude you that it's gonna take you like nine hours to fucking

[02:21:52] Oh, I think you can see really have a book that you can get to him, bro

[02:21:55] There's a book that if you were gave you oh, yeah

[02:21:59] I got

[02:22:00] Yeah, let me see if I can find this

[02:22:03] Yeah, how to lose it's a how to lose weight. Oh here it is right here

[02:22:09] Run read this how the camera

[02:22:12] Hold on how to be less fat. Oh, that's nice. I had a one yesterday

[02:22:16] I said how to operate life with diabetes and I also had one that said I don't know there's a couple books that I got

[02:22:22] There's yeah

[02:22:25] Yeah, but like

[02:22:29] Yeah, Joe and smoke leader do you just have that Joe's nose and add it daily, right?

[02:22:36] Yeah, I have well now. I don't smoke daily, but I eat animals all the time

[02:22:39] I've like weird Joe. What is the most milligrams you've ever taken off of edible because I tweaked all five milligrams like I start see if

[02:22:47] D or 60

[02:22:49] Like not a lot comparable like there's gonna be people that have that are in like your chat and our chats

[02:22:55] They're like, oh, that's nothing. I've eaten a thousand and I'm like, okay, dude

[02:22:58] Wait, why don't we do a day where we all take a edible at the same time? Nope. No, I would take an edible right now

[02:23:04] Like that last time I took a edible I literally lost my mind like I'm not I didn't sleep for like four days

[02:23:14] I think it might have been late. I'm not gonna lie

[02:23:17] But that scared me straight never did it again. You did it you didn't sleep for four days

[02:23:22] I thought I would this is when I was 19. I was streaming at the time

[02:23:26] I told my chat about the story most traumatic two weeks of my life. I thought if I went to sleep

[02:23:31] I would die. I legitimately got that because I took an edible and lost my mind

[02:23:35] I haven't so much out this on edibles. Edibles. Where did you buy? Did you buy the edible from like a guy?

[02:23:41] I

[02:23:42] literally this shitty like

[02:23:45] Just the scummiest deal or you could imagine

[02:23:48] I was 19 bro, but listen the story gets worse. I didn't sleep for four days. I thought

[02:23:56] Yeah, I thought the roof was getting I was this is if you go to my switch tracker

[02:24:00] you can see like the two week period where I didn't stream.

[02:24:03] This is when this happened.

[02:24:04] This was during COVID.

[02:24:05] I got COVID the same week.

[02:24:07] So I didn't sleep for four days and got COVID.

[02:24:10] I was in a hospital with COVID, bro.

[02:24:12] Literally, like I was hospitalized with COVID.

[02:24:15] 10 day quarantine, talking to nurses through masks.

[02:24:18] Bro, there's no, see you're saying

[02:24:20] that Edible lasts that many days.

[02:24:22] No, the Edible.

[02:24:23] No, he was just freaking after.

[02:24:25] Oh, yeah.

[02:24:26] I don't know if you were laced, man.

[02:24:27] I don't know if you were laced.

[02:24:28] He's laced in an Edible.

[02:24:29] You didn't go to like a dispensary?

[02:24:31] Dude.

[02:24:32] I think you just tweaked, bro.

[02:24:33] I'm not going to lie.

[02:24:33] No, because I took 5 milligrams, Joe.

[02:24:35] And I started seeing like the shadow, man.

[02:24:37] Like I started looking around, bro.

[02:24:38] Like I was eating a burger in less than five seconds in my head.

[02:24:42] It felt like, so the one thing that happened to me,

[02:24:44] I don't know if anyone else experiences this.

[02:24:46] I mean, Joe, I feel like you're so advanced now

[02:24:48] that you can't feel like what we feel.

[02:24:49] Pause.

[02:24:50] But it's like, bro, I took the edible.

[02:24:52] Well, you're describing how I'd feel on like mushrooms.

[02:24:55] OK, so we got a drug addict in the car.

[02:24:57] Got it.

[02:24:57] Listen, Joe, I took five milligrams

[02:25:00] and I started saying words in my head

[02:25:02] and I would talk out and I'd be like,

[02:25:03] did I just say that aloud?

[02:25:04] And then I'd say it again in my head,

[02:25:06] like a sentence in a bit, did I just say that out?

[02:25:07] Like I would talk in my head and think that it's out loud.

[02:25:11] Wait, Joe, you've done shrooms?

[02:25:14] I've done shrooms like 10 times.

[02:25:16] Yeah.

[02:25:16] I haven't done them.

[02:25:17] That's what all the last words do, bro.

[02:25:19] I've done them in over a year,

[02:25:21] because I've told this story,

[02:25:22] the last time I took them, they're called penis envy.

[02:25:24] And my boy was like, you wanna do mushrooms?

[02:25:27] I got penis and me shrooms.

[02:25:28] I was like, yeah, sure.

[02:25:29] And normally like I'd know like a week before,

[02:25:32] but I went to this like Airbnb and we took them

[02:25:35] and we're watching this salmon documentary

[02:25:37] and Morgan Freeman's commentating it.

[02:25:40] And I just start fucking, bugging, bro.

[02:25:43] The TV's morphing, the walls are turning.

[02:25:46] My friend's giggling and he's fucking talking about it.

[02:25:48] I'm like, oh, hell no.

[02:25:51] I start listening to Resonance, the song on repeat.

[02:25:53] And I'm like chilling out, I'm fine.

[02:25:56] I stand up, I'm talking to my friend.

[02:25:57] He's like, I don't feel anything.

[02:25:59] I'm gonna eat more.

[02:26:00] I go, don't do that.

[02:26:01] So he's another gram and a half.

[02:26:04] Wait, mushrooms is the thing though

[02:26:05] that I heard when you tried to figure it out,

[02:26:06] but it's the thing that opens up your brain, right?

[02:26:08] Like it makes you like, I heard it's like not that.

[02:26:10] Yeah, it like connects different neural pathways.

[02:26:13] There was like research into it and stuff,

[02:26:14] but like I always say you shouldn't take mushrooms

[02:26:16] like unless it's prescribed by a doctor

[02:26:19] and like a place where it's legal.

[02:26:20] But yeah, no, I was bugging and my friend took more.

[02:26:25] I end up standing up and I feel like I'm in like a fun house.

[02:26:29] You know how like everything's like turning?

[02:26:31] OK.

[02:26:31] So like everything that is physical is moving around me.

[02:26:36] That's just like any trip really, but it was like more intense this time.

[02:26:39] Can you stop that whenever you want?

[02:26:41] And when I would close, what?

[02:26:42] Can you stop like a trip like that whenever you want or no?

[02:26:45] Just say you have to do your trip in for six hours.

[02:26:48] Like you're like you're like the and it's not like an edible where you eat

[02:26:53] You eat an edible 45 minutes later.

[02:26:54] You eat mushrooms like 15 minutes later,

[02:26:55] you're fucking tweaking.

[02:26:57] And like, so the worst trip I ever had,

[02:27:00] I put, you know, the game Man of Medan?

[02:27:04] No, I don't.

[02:27:05] It's a horror game.

[02:27:06] It's like a dark anthology horror game

[02:27:07] through the massive games.

[02:27:08] Anyway, I, well, this was like the third time I ever tripped.

[02:27:11] My friend was like, let's play Man of Medan.

[02:27:13] There was four of us and there's four characters

[02:27:15] in Man of Medan.

[02:27:16] So he was like, we're just gonna control each character.

[02:27:18] I eat them and the characters,

[02:27:20] I start looking like a goldfish.

[02:27:22] I can't move.

[02:27:24] I'm sinking into my couch.

[02:27:26] I'm actually fucking panicking.

[02:27:28] I can't tell if it's the game or if it's me.

[02:27:30] That's freaking out.

[02:27:32] Am I actually seeing what's happening?

[02:27:34] Or is my mind imagining this?

[02:27:37] No, well, then it was amazing after.

[02:27:39] And I ended up listening to Ice Cube.

[02:27:42] You know how we do it or some shit.

[02:27:43] It was the best song ever, bro.

[02:27:45] It was the best experience of my life.

[02:27:46] I'm like, oh, over the place, but this is how the trips go.

[02:27:49] You're bouncing constantly.

[02:27:50] And you'll be like, oh, it's been hours.

[02:27:52] You check your phone, it's been 15 minutes.

[02:27:54] And you're like, holy shit.

[02:27:56] Like, it feels like you're gone for a day.

[02:27:59] When you took the penis envy one, was it called that?

[02:28:01] Because like, you're getting jealous of your friend's meat

[02:28:03] size or something?

[02:28:03] No.

[02:28:04] Yeah, what was it called?

[02:28:05] No, it's called penis envy because the dude that

[02:28:07] made the mushroom called it that.

[02:28:08] It's like a Freudian thing.

[02:28:11] I don't know.

[02:28:11] It's the straw.

[02:28:12] I don't know why it's called penis envy.

[02:28:13] But no, I was not jealous of my friends, too.

[02:28:16] OK.

[02:28:16] No.

[02:28:17] Wait, Joe.

[02:28:17] The thing, and I understand, weed affects everybody differently.

[02:28:22] Like, everyone-

[02:28:23] Yeah, like, I don't get paranoid.

[02:28:24] Some people do.

[02:28:25] Yeah, some people do.

[02:28:26] But like, for me, I like being in control of, like, my mind.

[02:28:32] And I feel like I would never do shrooms.

[02:28:35] But even weed, I just feel like I had no control over my mind.

[02:28:39] So I just don't smoke.

[02:28:40] So you don't smoke, but you do cocaine, like,

[02:28:42] every 15 minutes on your trio.

[02:28:45] No, actually, every bathroom break, dude.

[02:28:47] No, bro, I use the restroom

[02:28:52] In the bathroom, you know, you do a little

[02:28:55] Little bump. No, that's as if you ever smoke weed

[02:28:59] Yeah, no, I've never done that any drug because I know but if I were to take it out generally go like schizophrenic

[02:29:04] So that's why I'm like, hey, you know what? Yes, you would I bet you bro. Yes, you would

[02:29:09] Yes, I get

[02:29:11] What I agree is that when I did the edible like I took a tiny bite and I was scared before it even happened, bro

[02:29:17] Like I was just

[02:29:18] That's just fucking up your mind prior. I've had like I've greened out before like yeah, I've never like I'm tweaking

[02:29:25] There's one stream. Oh my god. I played Mario Party, but every mini game I lost a milligram

[02:29:32] And I lost like so many squares

[02:29:34] I was like, bro, I never I never did that shit like Nate Nate shot one stream

[02:29:41] He said he was so high he just unplugged his PC and he said that his string crash

[02:29:45] I've never done that, but like there's been times where I'm like damn, but I need to get off

[02:29:58] No last control you have last control on alcohol

[02:30:01] If you're drunk drunk, no, no, no, no, I mean like yeah, bro

[02:30:06] I tapped into one of your things and you said it and Jake's he was like I'm hammered right now

[02:30:11] Markdown beer number three. Okay. What's your number three? Yes, bro

[02:30:16] Yeah, no, I'm a proud lightweight drinker because guess what I can but you're not hammered

[02:30:20] But do you like beer or do you drink like that you like you like beer? Don't you I?

[02:30:26] Love yeah, I can't drink beer. Yeah, don't even get me started on beer. I love beer

[02:30:30] But here let me top five beers top five beers. Um, oh my god, okay number one land shark number two

[02:30:37] Peroni the Italian beer number three give me blue moon

[02:30:40] For give me do a beer. You should do a beer mukbang. You're having some shit-ass fucking cash here

[02:30:46] And I'm here up near wait beer, but bro

[02:30:49] I should oh my god, it's gonna be and then five I could go timeless and say like Miller light because you go to any bar

[02:30:55] Yeah, you gotta have a staple they have Miller light

[02:30:58] you need one beer where everyone has it and middle light is like see like I'm

[02:31:02] a little bit of a sissy boy like when I go to like like restaurants all that like

[02:31:06] I asked for like the really exotic sugary drinks and they're so good bro it

[02:31:11] feels like such a shit in rainbows all get I normally get a spicy mar

[02:31:15] hammered there was one time that that night was bad you know I'm called me Joe

[02:31:20] like it was like you've never seen you hammered I called Joe I'm like I forgot

[02:31:26] I think I was like planning that stuff with him. He's like, dude.

[02:31:29] Let me call you back, bro.

[02:31:32] Wait, don't you ever drink?

[02:31:35] Uh, I drink occasionally, but the thing is that it's like, it's like, once every few months, you know, because...

[02:31:42] I have a stream idea.

[02:31:44] What?

[02:31:45] Dream idea.

[02:31:46] What?

[02:31:47] League of Legends, but you do one loss equals one beer in Challenger, obviously.

[02:31:52] Okay, the problem with that is that by the end of the stream, I'm turning into a homelander.

[02:31:55] No, I think you wouldn't get that drunk because don't lead games take like an average of 35 minutes

[02:32:05] Because like if riot sensor agents after you and they just give you only losers queue then the promise that you literally cannot win

[02:32:11] You're just getting popped in 20 minutes

[02:32:15] You could end the day with alcohol poisoning even if you play perfect like some

[02:32:19] I

[02:32:20] I did one MMA watch party stream where me and my boy bet on a winner

[02:32:24] And if you've lost you had to take a shot and there's like 12 fights that we watched and I lost like nine

[02:32:30] There's a clip of me eating eggs with my hands at like three in the morning on a Valorant queue

[02:32:34] And I was pissed

[02:32:36] Talking about that clip like a clip of you and then I searched it up and I saw it's so bad

[02:32:42] That was that and then I did a trivia challenge where I chugged like I took a beer a glass of wine two buzz balls

[02:32:49] like a shot and something else and I was fine and then right when stream ended I

[02:32:54] went it was like a flashbang like it all hit me because it was like the last five

[02:32:59] minutes I chugged it on I was like oh dude okay but you went from that's like

[02:33:04] a cardinal sin bro you don't go from like beer to wine or wine to beer you

[02:33:09] have that bad though? Yes bro beer to liquor or liquor to beer especially wine

[02:33:14] beer to wine me ho no if I'm gonna drink wine I'm just gonna drink wine and I'll

[02:33:19] we get with a steak. Wait Jinx you said you don't really like- I've got a mac right in the hot spot.

[02:33:24] What are you talking about bro? I'm not fucking lying. Bro I do drink a lot. It's not good bro.

[02:33:31] How many days a week are you drinking?

[02:33:35] Once or twice. Okay so when we're together are you gonna drink? No I'm not gonna drink during

[02:33:41] Minecraft like that's gonna be I'm just gonna delay the stream by like a month if I get drunk.

[02:33:46] but no like I drink like once or twice but like to find like getting drunk I

[02:33:52] don't get drunk I've never got you I've never gone drunk ever well I do get

[02:33:58] drunk besides point I'd rather I'd rather drink occasionally than smoke

[02:34:04] occasionally for me because when I smoke I have no control over my mind when I

[02:34:08] drink I just play music and order a pizza and go to sleep it's fucking awesome

[02:34:13] Have you ever gotten like so drunk that you'd like thrown up?

[02:34:17] Yeah, oh my god

[02:34:19] Everyone say thank you. Thank you, man. Where let's go bro. It was like literally hammer. I hope I see you soon, bro

[02:34:26] Text me in like because you know like when you get a girl

[02:34:29] Sometimes you actually don't sleep like you know to me you get like three hours of sleep for well

[02:34:33] Yeah, no fucks up your sleep like even if you fall asleep for six hours. It's like you've gotten to yeah

[02:34:37] I woke up at four in the morning

[02:34:39] I already puked at midnight and I woke up at 4 in the morning and I had to puke again

[02:34:43] And I couldn't even make it to the toilet

[02:34:45] I just projectile vomited on my way to toilet and that was what I was like. All right. This is like wow

[02:34:52] You don't even have to get drunk for that cuz even me sometimes like I've thrown up in the mornings

[02:34:56] And it's like I'd maybe like three or four drinks like the night before

[02:35:00] You might want to get that

[02:35:02] You've thrown up the next day from three beers?

[02:35:06] Yeah, like I'll sit there having nine beers.

[02:35:09] It'll be like the coolers.

[02:35:10] Like, you know, like the Smirnoff shit?

[02:35:12] You can't throw all three of those, can you?

[02:35:15] Yeah, you know what?

[02:35:16] You know what I do like, though?

[02:35:17] Speaking of like Smirnoff, bro, I low key really like,

[02:35:20] people call me a sissy boy for drinking it,

[02:35:21] but bro, I really like Mike Smirnoff and they don't got it.

[02:35:24] Low key.

[02:35:24] Yeah.

[02:35:25] I don't think I've had a Mike's heart in a year.

[02:35:28] Bro, Joe, you know about it.

[02:35:29] Come on, bro, New Jersey.

[02:35:30] Just go to the beach.

[02:35:31] I've had them but I have Adam in years hold up. I'm gonna go piss and then we got a fucking start this game

[02:35:36] Yep, oh my lettuce just got here. Hey

[02:35:40] Hey, my lettuce is gone here

[02:35:54] John says yeah, so and then there was two

[02:35:56] Wait, Jinxie. Jinxie, I want you to look at Discord right now and check out the message I sent you.

[02:36:01] Okay, let me see.

[02:36:06] Okay, yep. Thanks. Thanks for the goon material.

[02:36:15] My chat wasn't children. You were actually in the stream doing this.

[02:36:21] Dude, all I'm going to say is the bathroom breaks weren't for pissing.

[02:36:24] Oh my god, bro

[02:36:29] Dude, no, but not as when you said that you don't smoke weed because you have the awareness

[02:36:35] Knowing that if you did smoke weed you lose your mind. Hey, bro. Let me second that yo if you smoked weed don't as you like

[02:36:44] You're fucked like yeah, I think you fuck doesn't League of Legends

[02:36:48] But if you were to add weed to the mix, I think Dantez would literally become schizophrenic.

[02:36:55] I'm not kidding.

[02:36:56] Dude, that's why it's like I would literally become like a threat to national security.

[02:37:02] You know what I mean?

[02:37:03] I could not even do that because I would wake up, I'd be in the middle of a jail cell and

[02:37:08] it's like I wouldn't even know what happened the night before.

[02:37:10] You know what I'm talking about?

[02:37:11] Yeah, I legitimately think if you got high, you might actually physically assault one

[02:37:17] of your League of Legends teammates.

[02:37:18] Like you would find a way to do it. Oh, oh, yeah, I mean they wouldn't be breathing

[02:37:26] Yeah, yeah, no, yeah, like somebody in the fuck out of the game. Yes, bro

[02:37:31] Speaking of vices chat, we're about to play a game called gamble with your friends where we will be four-way running a casino

[02:37:40] Wait, Jinx seed, you know I gambling is such a good thing

[02:37:43] Why because if you gamble that's everyone if you gamble you can only lose a hundred percent of your money

[02:37:56] Yeah, yeah, bro, I'm not even kidding chat

[02:37:59] I don't know if the statistics are even available, bro

[02:38:03] But I would say if you're a lifetime gambler you probably have a 90 to 95 percent chance of losing money

[02:38:10] Lifetime gambler like gambling multiple times. No if you're a lifetime gambler

[02:38:14] I would say you have a 99% chance of losing

[02:38:20] No, but like it

[02:38:23] Statistically the house has such an edge that if you infinitely gambled you would only

[02:38:31] The case either has a knife or not a knife and oh my god the lettuce

[02:38:35] No, you should wash it first. You should wash it.

[02:38:39] So you put it underneath the sink?

[02:38:41] No, no, Ron, don't wash it because if it has bacterias and then you eat it, then the bacterias are going to fight your body and it'll make you lose more weight.

[02:38:49] No, actually, no, that works.

[02:38:51] Yes, no, I'm a certified personal trainer. Yes, that's how it works.

[02:38:54] Wait, so if I take this and there's like parasites and all that and they eat amongst my fat and muscles, I can lose weight.

[02:39:02] Yes, exactly.

[02:39:04] Okay, so that's a take from a guy who goes to the gym now. I need to take from the philosopher Joe. I

[02:39:10] Would say that you should probably wash it just on the off chain

[02:39:15] It's you're probably fine if you didn't but you should you should just like run it under water

[02:39:19] And now I need I need an answer from the dumb ass. Jin see. What do you think?

[02:39:24] Okay, I would say wash it bro. I mean are you gonna eat the whole head you told me to eat the whole

[02:39:30] Now that you're looking at it, how long do you think it'll take?

[02:39:34] Wait, so is Rod gonna eat us before we play or while we're playing?

[02:39:38] No, you're gonna hear it.

[02:39:40] Bro, is he gonna like literally just death in my eardrums from how loud it is?

[02:39:46] Well, no, there's a thing in the game where we could cut off his mouth and then he's muffled, so then we could just not hear him.

[02:39:52] Okay, Joe, do you wanna load this shit up?

[02:39:54] Yeah, I was gonna say like is there even a point in washing it though?

[02:39:56] Cuz if it has like parasites and should like that that are sites and should like that then would water really get rid of them?

[02:40:03] um

[02:40:05] Yeah, if you like rinse it off. I mean have you ever seen the videos of like people washing chicken and soap?

[02:40:13] He did not fucking wash that right he what he went in the bathroom rinsed it off for half a second and then fucking

[02:40:20] and walk back out.

[02:40:23] I'll give it, Jynxie, what's your steam name?

[02:40:25] I need to add you.

[02:40:27] Oh yeah, we gotta add each other.

[02:40:29] Hi, guys, I don't even know what my steam name is, bro.

[02:40:33] Yo, Joe, is there this thing in your chat

[02:40:36] that spawned in about two weeks ago

[02:40:38] where everyone just spams LARP, LARPing,

[02:40:42] LARP, LARP, LARP, Sahore?

[02:40:44] LARP, LARP, LARP, Sahore, that's a classic.

[02:40:46] Well, some version of LARPing, yes,

[02:40:49] but not the specific ones that you mentioned.

[02:40:53] No one actually knows what larping is, bro.

[02:40:56] They just say larp.

[02:40:57] We could go up, we can go.

[02:41:00] Oh yeah, I heard it.

[02:41:01] Hold on a minute.

[02:41:02] Oh yeah, so should I try to take a bite?

[02:41:03] Yeah, well, I mean, it has to be relative.

[02:41:06] Hold on, are they listening?

[02:41:07] We're ready for a while.

[02:41:07] Just listen to me.

[02:41:08] I'm pulling up your stream.

[02:41:11] Oh, God, that is fucking loud.

[02:41:14] Oh my God.

[02:41:15] Okay, no parole.

[02:41:17] This is not possible.

[02:41:18] You took one bite and you're already saying it's not pop

[02:41:31] There's no way bro you ordered a head of lettuce just to fucking take one bite and then spend it out

[02:41:38] I gotta just prep myself that was

[02:41:40] That's a lot. I haven't in that thing now. It's in the cap. It's awesome. You're still gonna you're gonna tackle it

[02:41:46] So what's the game called we've got you're eating it right now, Rob. Uh-huh wait, what's the game called?

[02:41:53] gamble with your friends

[02:41:56] Seven games chest, bro, seven dollars. Oh

[02:42:00] All right, oh god, wait

[02:42:02] That's breaking the bank. I'll pass that seven dollar game, Ron. I got a hundred gifted y'all

[02:42:08] Yeah

[02:42:10] yo

[02:42:11] 100 gifted to buy a seven dollar game. Wait, I just bought the wrong game. I just bought carry the glass with your friends

[02:42:19] Well, you might know it might come in a bundle

[02:42:24] Oh, it does you're right

[02:42:27] Okay, interesting two gigabytes. Let's see if this even fucking downloads of my internet

[02:42:33] Let's go gambling

[02:42:35] Yeah, have any of you added on scene?

[02:42:44] No, I think in the chat.

[02:42:49] Wait, Jinx is already out there, no.

[02:42:52] I put my thing in the chat, my friend code.

[02:42:56] I mean, I think my internet's giving me a lot of time.

[02:42:58] I sent you a friend request.

[02:43:00] But yeah, you know the rule of gambling that I learned, and it's actually stuck with me

[02:43:06] for the rest of my life?

[02:43:08] Somebody said, gamble with an amount of money that you're okay with losing three times.

[02:43:15] If you're okay with losing the amount of money three times.

[02:43:18] So that technically speaking, you could probably like gamble like four million dollars and be

[02:43:24] fine.

[02:43:25] Okay.

[02:43:26] I'm not ever.

[02:43:27] I'm literally not ever doing that bro

[02:43:30] Bro, what's the most you've ever lost gambling janksy in like one day dude the most I've ever lost gambling

[02:43:38] Oh my god, I actually don't know. Oh, I think probably

[02:43:44] Dude, um, yeah, why is this this fat fuck calling me? It's up dude

[02:43:50] What up

[02:43:53] What's your favor

[02:43:57] 10 minutes, I need you to call these and tell me to go IRF first for someone.

[02:44:03] Okay, easy. Yeah, I gotcha.

[02:44:04] He shouldn't even be fucking playing that in the beginning, so yeah, I gotcha.

[02:44:07] Thank you, mom.

[02:44:08] I gotcha.

[02:44:10] Hello?

[02:44:11] Maybe like 19, maybe $19,000 at a poker table.

[02:44:15] Wow.

[02:44:16] $19,000 at a poker table.

[02:44:18] I was gonna say, the most I've lost in the game is probably like 5k.

[02:44:22] Yeah, I mean one time I went gambling I lost $30 said wow that's like 15 that's like 15

[02:44:30] primes and I never did it again oh no wow you have mental fortitude for that I would

[02:44:36] go I need to take more money out and gamble it no I'm actually totally wrong the most

[02:44:41] I've lost was a clash royale wager against toky and Steve will do it I lost 90 grand

[02:44:49] I actually forgot that.

[02:44:50] I lost 90 K to Steve will do it.

[02:44:53] It's not.

[02:44:54] It didn't.

[02:44:55] And then Togi, which I found out a week ago, didn't.

[02:45:00] Okay.

[02:45:01] Joe, please listen.

[02:45:02] I was supposed to give $90,000 to a charity of Togi's choice.

[02:45:08] I gave him the money or I forget what the amount was, but I also side bet with Steve.

[02:45:13] So like, I thought I was going to win and I lost because all I had to do was beat Togi

[02:45:18] in 10 games of Clash in a Row, which I thought would be free, he beat me on like the eighth

[02:45:22] game in Mega Draft, I gave him, and then Steve was like, let's do a side bet, I'm

[02:45:28] bored, like $20,000, it's like oh my god, and I'm like okay, like I'm gonna give you

[02:45:34] like a line or whatever, because I gave him a line, because I didn't think, come to mind

[02:45:38] now, I'd lose to Togi, I'd give him $90,000 cash, like wired it to him like the next day.

[02:45:45] a word from him eight months later he gambles it all the way and never told

[02:45:49] him to the charity but he said he will he said he will but I don't I don't know

[02:45:54] yeah he gambled it all the way so he hasn't donated he hasn't donated the

[02:45:58] money yet but he took the money that he was supposed to donate to a charity and

[02:46:02] then gambled it yes he gambled it and lost or won he lost all of the money all

[02:46:08] He did it to the casino. No, I think he did it actually to the last video. They're sorry

[02:46:17] No, yeah, I think he did donate it now, but I'm saying like oh no

[02:46:22] Yes a week ago like I found out what does this mean am I feeling lucky? I say yes or no

[02:46:26] But yeah, the thing is toky would always I said yes

[02:46:31] Are you feeling lucky? Chowdery thing bro?

[02:46:34] I said lucky, I said lucky you could play the game.

[02:46:39] Wait, did you add me back to the game?

[02:46:44] Wait, Duff, what were you saying?

[02:46:47] Uh, no, I was going to say, donating to charity is like gambling anyways, because you never know if the people are actually going to get your funds or if it goes up.

[02:46:54] Oh my god, I like you, Duff.

[02:46:55] This is like, you're my type of guy, bro.

[02:46:58] I'm not going to lie.

[02:46:59] I'm going to be honest with you, bro.

[02:47:01] That's why I don't donate.

[02:47:03] Man

[02:47:06] And it relaunch me to the steam home screen

[02:47:09] Okay, I invited Ron and Jinxie. I don't know what you're ahead. I get it on wait there

[02:47:16] I think the game. Oh my god

[02:47:19] Yeah, no, that's why you don't put on film lucky. Can you hear me in vc?

[02:47:23] Closing the game. Oh my god

[02:47:33] Okay, wait, uh, wait, James, what's happening?

[02:47:36] No, nothing's gonna happen.

[02:47:37] What's happening?

[02:47:38] I'm gonna have to send my friend-

[02:47:39] You know, if he-

[02:47:40] Like, should I deafen?

[02:47:41] If he joins, he should be able to deafen you.

[02:47:42] Should I deafen or no?

[02:47:43] Okay.

[02:47:44] What the fuck?

[02:47:45] Okay.

[02:47:46] Alright, I'm in.

[02:47:47] Bart, Bart, are those-

[02:47:48] Should I deafen?

[02:47:49] You have to-

[02:47:50] Yeah, yeah, you can just mute in-game.

[02:47:52] Okay.

[02:47:53] Or not in-game, you can mute in-game dashboard.

[02:47:54] Yo, Junko, we're trying to feel immersed right now.

[02:47:56] Is it my meeting right?

[02:47:57] Could you join us?

[02:47:58] You gotta invite-

[02:47:59] Jamesy, you gotta invite Dottas.

[02:48:00] What's with the deafen?

[02:48:01] I was knocking at you.

[02:48:03] Wait, Jynxy, you need to join the conference and fight me, because I'm not a...

[02:48:08] Oh my god, I can do whatever...

[02:48:10] Yo, what the fuck?

[02:48:11] I can literally just run around with you.

[02:48:16] What is this?

[02:48:17] I can literally just play with you.

[02:48:19] You're my toy, bro.

[02:48:21] Yo.

[02:48:23] How do I get rid of you?

[02:48:25] Get the fuck off of me!

[02:48:27] How do I get you off of me?

[02:48:29] What are you doing?

[02:48:30] Why are you shaking your head?

[02:48:32] Get him off of me!

[02:48:34] You're getting carried around. There it is.

[02:48:36] How do I get him off of me?

[02:48:38] Who is carrying me?

[02:48:40] It's me! Hello!

[02:48:42] Drop me! Please drop me!

[02:48:44] I don't know how to!

[02:48:46] One of these games where I can't play this.

[02:48:48] I don't know how to!

[02:48:50] Oh my god, it's going to be one of these games where I can't play.

[02:48:52] He had to be if somebody's falling over.

[02:48:54] There we go.

[02:48:56] Alright, ready?

[02:48:58] the outfit number one wait you get wait why don't you have all the cool stuff

[02:49:02] and we don't because I've played this game once before you're a sweat got it so I

[02:49:06] look like a chud I'm gonna explain how the game go ahead why if your top hat

[02:49:11] gigantic job because I'm Doug Dima down oh Doug Dima don't from fucking a Johnny

[02:49:16] test yep not Johnny test no you know SpongeBob it wasn't Johnny test wait

[02:49:22] You kind of look like a swim for Thanos

[02:49:25] Wait, so the way this is our casino. This is kind of a shit hole right now guys. Is it the casino? Oh my god

[02:49:31] Me I'm gonna explain you gather around everybody explain how the game works

[02:49:37] We do the tickets in the pop-up matter. No the tickets buy us items and you see all we have money

[02:49:45] So yo, I'm gonna explain this shit real quick

[02:49:47] the top right is how much money we have in green the top right in red is how

[02:49:53] much we need we're going to get in that limo over there and we're gonna go to

[02:49:58] the casino and we have five minutes to get the amount of money that we need and

[02:50:01] leave and then every day before it gets higher

[02:50:06] yo so the amount we have is

[02:50:13] Matt's in wood oh right and the top right on red is how much we need right you need to get to 999

[02:50:20] the top left is tickets in fortnight terms that would be like

[02:50:25] Gold and you have to buy stuff at the vending machines, but instead of vending machines

[02:50:30] We buy items that make it so we can make more money over here. Yo Joe. Yo Joe. Oh

[02:50:35] And it now

[02:50:37] You got a cigar. What?

[02:50:43] Shut the fuck up about that that says it's your oh, it's your oh, just how do you do that you're all

[02:50:50] Wait, I look like Tom Tom Tom somewhere look like Tom Tom Tom somewhere where you actually do. Oh my god. Holy shit

[02:51:07] Stop hitting me bro. Yo joke. Wait wait wait, cross. Oh fuck. So this game is just basically you just have fun

[02:51:13] I get it. This is fun. No, we're not

[02:51:15] I'm the lobby just now, bro. We haven't even started the game

[02:51:19] Hey, yeah!

[02:51:21] Alright bro, why are we jumping on this game?

[02:51:22] Wait, I throw like a fucking murder

[02:51:27] Swish

[02:51:31] This game would be fun on Mushrooms, though

[02:51:33] Oh!

[02:51:34] Look at this shit!

[02:51:37] Yo, hit me with this bat!

[02:51:38] One more than the bat!

[02:51:39] You know, you have to get this kid in the bat!

[02:51:40] I know!

[02:51:40] Why, why, why, why, why, why, why?

[02:51:42] I'm not gonna hit the bat, dumbass!

[02:51:43] Is it a gym?

[02:51:44] Oh, no.

[02:51:45] Isn't this shit that we need to buy?

[02:51:46] Wait, there's a chessboard over here!

[02:51:48] Change our shit.

[02:51:49] Like, this will give you a random item you put in here

[02:51:51] if you want to buy it.

[02:51:54] Wait, should we buy something?

[02:51:55] Yes, we should buy stuff.

[02:51:57] Wait, what should we buy?

[02:51:58] Wait, what should we buy?

[02:51:59] I bought a random item.

[02:52:01] What?

[02:52:01] It's a 7.

[02:52:03] I'm gonna buy a piece of paper.

[02:52:04] I'm gonna get a free back.

[02:52:05] Let's go and get that stop murder.

[02:52:06] Okay, so where does Dolph Marr get his shoes?

[02:52:09] Yo, uh, all right.

[02:52:10] Hey!

[02:52:11] No, no, no!

[02:52:12] I'm not doing this brain-on-comer,

[02:52:15] I'm just talking for a fucking ticket.

[02:52:17] Why did someone just bought the fucking ticket?

[02:52:20] Who bought something?

[02:52:21] I bought two items that we needed.

[02:52:23] Yo, what are you holding right now?

[02:52:25] We need, listen, we need a taser

[02:52:27] because if we have an unruly gambling addict,

[02:52:29] I'm gonna murder him.

[02:52:30] He's gonna come in.

[02:52:31] That's not a taser.

[02:52:32] That's just how it looks like.

[02:52:33] Yo, it literally said taser.

[02:52:36] I'm gonna buy a microphone, and I'm gonna-

[02:52:43] What is it saying?

[02:52:46] I'm gonna drop the trophy.

[02:52:48] Oh, Joe, do you hear me?

[02:52:50] Do you know any Maroon 5 songs?

[02:52:54] Yes, I do. I actually got you.

[02:52:56] I'm at a payphone trying to

[02:53:04] Oh

[02:53:08] Where my mic go

[02:53:22] No shut up and get in the fucking car good great pick them up

[02:53:34] Oh my god! Oh my god!

[02:53:36] The fuck is this guy looking at?

[02:53:39] What you guys doing?

[02:53:40] Bro...

[02:53:42] Poker! I heard me know her!

[02:53:43] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[02:53:46] OOOH MY GOD!

[02:53:48] Poker! I heard me know her!

[02:53:50] HAHAHAHAHAHA

[02:53:52] I don't even have 5 minutes!

[02:53:53] Yo! Yo, Jigsie! Yo, Jigsie! Poker!

[02:53:56] I barely know her!

[02:54:00] Yo! Yo!

[02:54:01] Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo!

[02:54:04] So we have the taser and the runner and the bifurc-

[02:54:06] Yeah, take a look at that, you!

[02:54:08] I got it, welcome to taser, Joe!

[02:54:11] It's not gonna take a taser, anyway!

[02:54:13] You wanna be the taser?

[02:54:15] Yeah!

[02:54:17] Yeah, sing for us, sing us a song.

[02:54:18] You have to sing, sing when we're gambling and then it'll increase our profit.

[02:54:23] We're gonna go to the-

[02:54:24] Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

[02:54:27] We can see now, we have five minutes starting now to make another $200.

[02:54:32] Okay guys, there's a bunch of games that you can't play, you can't understand how to make them.

[02:54:38] What are you looking at? What are you gambling with?

[02:54:40] Oh, yes, you gamble with my people.

[02:54:42] I've been like, dying for a damn reason.

[02:54:46] Okay, now you don't want to go to a dollar.

[02:54:48] You have these more than a dollar in that.

[02:54:50] Oh!

[02:54:52] The seaside box gets lost!

[02:54:54] You're selling a dollar!

[02:54:56] No!

[02:54:58] Yo, don't do this. Come over here real quick.

[02:55:02] Oh

[02:55:13] No

[02:55:22] Business at XQC role play

[02:55:27] But this is the one that I'm gonna win big oh god, I think it's this one oh god

[02:56:02] Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

[02:56:03] That was sticky.

[02:56:04] I'm gonna cut it.

[02:56:05] How much is that?

[02:56:06] Yes!

[02:56:07] $30, that's good.

[02:56:07] Okay.

[02:56:08] That's good.

[02:56:09] Yo, is someone jerking me off?

[02:56:11] What is that?

[02:56:12] All right.

[02:56:13] Wait, so I'm so confused.

[02:56:14] Why are they winning so many times?

[02:56:15] The Casino.

[02:56:16] God, I feel like I'm in my big flop machine right now.

[02:56:20] I don't think it's a $16.

[02:56:21] Yeah, but, yes.

[02:56:22] If you guys are spinning it,

[02:56:23] slide it.

[02:56:24] Jaycee, Jaycee, Jaycee, what if this is no one?

[02:56:26] Ready?

[02:56:27] Watch this.

[02:56:28] Three, two, one.

[02:56:30] Max man.

[02:57:00] I

[02:57:13] Walk through they call it

[02:57:18] Oh my god

[02:57:30] I am sick to my fucking stomach man. I am fucking sick. No.

[02:57:33] No, I am sick bro. I am sick to my fucking stomach man.

[02:57:37] Oh my god. This is actually disgusting bro.

[02:57:40] Yeah, this is- we need to rejuice it bro. This is fucking-

[02:57:43] Yeah, this is just- I am sick to my fucking stomach bro.

[02:57:46] I'm actually sick to my stomach. No, I'm dead ass sick to my fucking stomach man.

[02:57:51] Not well, can you ban the name Lace? This is exactly why I don't want my cameraman playing it for me.

[02:57:56] I'm not doing it.

[02:57:57] Alright, guys, reset time.

[02:58:00] Wait, what happens?

[02:58:01] Uh, yeah, guys, I might have broke one of our materials.

[02:58:12] Outlaw, can you also click fix on my strings so there's no delay?

[02:58:15] Thank you.

[02:58:27] What do we do now though?

[02:58:28] I gotta do it, just-

[02:58:29] We have to-

[02:58:30] We have to go jump in a hole, and the mafia will kill us, and then we'll reset.

[02:58:35] I'm gonna-

[02:58:36] Look, guys, I wanna-

[02:58:37] This guy's disgusting, man.

[02:58:38] This is disgusting.

[02:58:38] I can't read.

[02:58:39] I'm gonna-

[02:58:39] Run, bro.

[02:58:40] We can't read this casino, bro.

[02:58:42] I'm gonna fucking run, hey man!

[02:58:43] You said to fuck up!

[02:58:44] I did not lose, bro!

[02:58:45] I was one hit away from a max win, I promise!

[02:58:48] I'm not kidding, bro!

[02:58:49] No, no, no, you got it already!

[02:58:51] Please, bro, please, let me go back, bro!

[02:58:53] So-

[02:58:54] So, guys,

[02:58:55] Okay, what we should do is, at the end of every day,

[02:58:57] Ali who lost us the most money?

[02:58:59] I can see it in the top right.

[02:59:01] Yeah, so don't guess.

[02:59:02] You lost us $0, great work.

[02:59:04] Thanks.

[02:59:05] You lost us $150, great work.

[02:59:07] Yo, you lost us $196, great work.

[02:59:10] Ron, why are you slowly backing up?

[02:59:12] Ron, you lost us $654.

[02:59:15] How did you even do that?

[02:59:16] In a two-minute window.

[02:59:18] How did you do that, bro?

[02:59:19] Please tell me, how?

[02:59:23] It's way off shit, days over.

[02:59:26] Okay, yeah, we gotta get back in the window bro. Okay, I understand. I have an I know I know I know just hit me guys

[02:59:33] Just I know I know I know it's the best thing. Yeah, I have a problem. I know guys

[02:59:38] You don't understand bro. I I watched I watched the gamblers do it and I think I can do it bro, please

[02:59:44] Let me go back. Okay, when?

[02:59:47] When that gambles either like dies or loses all their money gambling bro, right?

[02:59:52] What are you saying bro? Bro, you're you're mashing a slot machine Ron. What is the

[02:59:58] Okay, okay next time when we go to the casino, I won't gamble, okay?

[03:00:02] I'll just get it when money wants you were down from the beginning so basically you're telling me that basically I'm right there

[03:00:09] I'm like the guy mining for diamonds. Oh, I'm the miner who's mining for diamonds, bro

[03:00:14] Looking for the fucking diamonds. We got fucking coal. No guys listen up. You're doing we are bad

[03:00:21] Watch, no one do that dog shit game again.

[03:00:24] I'd rather you bet on the duck races,

[03:00:26] cause at least there's an entertainment value.

[03:00:30] Poker.

[03:00:31] I barely even know her!

[03:00:32] Ha ha ha ha ha!

[03:00:34] Where are we now?

[03:00:35] What are we doing?

[03:00:36] We're gonna get fucking broke, Jason!

[03:00:38] Wait, they're gonna kill us.

[03:00:40] Wait.

[03:00:41] Wait, what the...

[03:00:42] Wait, what the...

[03:00:43] What gives him the right to kill me?

[03:00:44] Wait, let it be make sense.

[03:00:46] I'm Jason, you should go and mark him.

[03:00:48] Jason, you should go and mark him fast!

[03:00:51] You won't give money and you didn't wait.

[03:00:53] Oh, so they're gonna murder me?

[03:00:59] He's getting a cigar log.

[03:01:00] Kill me, okay?

[03:01:01] Yeah, guys, he's smoking a cigarette.

[03:01:02] I'm sorry, I have a beautiful family, man.

[03:01:05] I promise you I'll pay you back for this.

[03:01:07] Give me one more day.

[03:01:08] Just give me one more day.

[03:01:11] Uh, Joe, could you throw Rod into the pit?

[03:01:13] No, no, no.

[03:01:14] I don't have a weapon, too.

[03:01:15] No.

[03:01:17] Please!

[03:01:18] I'm gonna-

[03:01:19] Please!

[03:01:21] Okay, so now they just pour acid on us and burn our skin

[03:01:26] Wait, so we lost the game because of Joe

[03:01:28] Now we know it was a you we lost because you lit $700 on fire in two minutes

[03:01:34] I'm actually impressed

[03:01:43] You're even

[03:01:51] The instructions were unclear. You can get your L-ROMs out.

[03:01:53] I promise you I'm not gonna fuck up again.

[03:01:55] Okay? I promise. I'm not gonna fuck up.

[03:01:56] I promise right now I'm not gonna fuck up again.

[03:01:58] I'm not gonna fuck up on the slot machine.

[03:01:59] Okay, and I promise you I won't do it again.

[03:02:01] Okay? I'm not gonna do it again.

[03:02:03] Okay, guys, guys.

[03:02:04] We need to strategize the tickets that we spend this time.

[03:02:07] We can't buy random bullshit.

[03:02:09] No, that's not it.

[03:02:09] Can I talk to you for a minute?

[03:02:10] We gotta have items that can bind to make them whole.

[03:02:13] Bro, I'm dead serious, bro.

[03:02:15] I'm not kidding, bro.

[03:02:16] The slot machine, I was so fucking close.

[03:02:18] Yeah, I was so fucking close.

[03:02:20] I'm not even kidding bro like listen. I'm telling you I just give me like a couple hits when we win just don't tell them

[03:02:25] I promise you I'm gonna win

[03:02:28] How much can we win off of max when problem minimum thousand X minimum thousand

[03:02:32] It's gonna be a bro imagine coming back and we have six thousand dollars. Can you fucking imagine? Oh, dude

[03:02:38] Wait, so kill me up. This is my thought process, right?

[03:02:40] Let's say we go max win if we just have to restart like five times, but then we saw it with 60 grand

[03:02:47] It's low care win. No, wait, you're actually spitting my language. Listen, we get there. Let's just let that

[03:02:54] Listen, let's just let's just get there let them do all the work and then we'll randomly spin this up

[03:03:03] Yeah, I got you

[03:03:08] Yeah, just stand at the box this box. Are you sure this one right here?

[03:03:12] Yeah, it's got like really

[03:03:14] No, no, just press them bro, they know what they're talking about

[03:03:17] Just get in the box

[03:03:18] Run, get in the box dude

[03:03:21] What the fuck!

[03:03:22] Alright, now we're just gonna hear them and we have check-outs

[03:03:24] Wait, okay

[03:03:25] What?

[03:03:26] Hello?

[03:03:27] You know what?

[03:03:28] Okay, so do I have your mouth back now?

[03:03:31] Hello?

[03:03:32] You wanna hear me?

[03:03:33] He's fucking mute

[03:03:34] Wait, you can't hear me?

[03:03:35] I can hear this like mumbling

[03:03:36] Can you not hear me?

[03:03:37] Do I think?

[03:03:38] Is we need to actually use our voice correctly?

[03:04:10] Are you sure what was that? Did you mean to pick that? What's going on in here, bro? Oh, we can't

[03:04:16] Wait, we can cut its eyes off. Can I get out? Can I get out? Okay, and I can't see nice and now I can't see

[03:04:25] So now I

[03:04:30] Who is calling my fucking phone

[03:04:40] I'm going to hold up the thing that needs to be sold as money, and you're going to max that until it's gone.

[03:04:45] Okay, we'll do the finish shitload. When we get back, we'll buy you a raw next day, we'll buy your eyes.

[03:04:50] No! I can't fucking save!

[03:04:52] Alright, guys, I just bought something for three tickets.

[03:04:56] Okay, hop in my pants.

[03:04:58] Alright, listen, do not gamble without other ability.

[03:05:06] Use your item before you gamble.

[03:05:08] For example, okay, okay, I barely even know her

[03:05:15] All right, I also

[03:05:17] Thing I also bought this thing you see this this rolls back time for a minute

[03:05:22] So if we ever lose a shitload of money, I could just reset us

[03:05:27] Imagine this in a real casino this would be so cool

[03:05:30] I have something that tripled your glass when I don't have a mouth to drink. Wait come over here, come over here, come over here.

[03:05:37] Alright.

[03:05:38] So I have the Time Warp and Don'tsets has the Tripler.

[03:05:41] Don'tsets.

[03:05:42] Wait put the Time Warp on the ground right now.

[03:05:44] Guys I can't even drink. I don't have a mouth.

[03:05:47] I can't drink. I don't have a mouth.

[03:05:50] It's the vodka.

[03:05:51] You have gamble better.

[03:05:52] Don't drink it. Don't drink it.

[03:05:53] I can't.

[03:05:54] No throw it.

[03:05:55] Like.

[03:05:56] Like.

[03:05:58] Throw it.

[03:05:59] Okay, now we're all drunk, come over here!

[03:06:00] What the fuck?

[03:06:01] I'm drunk!

[03:06:02] I'm drunk!

[03:06:03] I'm drunk!

[03:06:04] I'm drunk as fuck!

[03:06:06] I'm going to the wheel!

[03:06:07] I'm going to the wheel!

[03:06:08] Hold on!

[03:06:09] J-

[03:06:10] Yo!

[03:06:11] I'm drunk!

[03:06:12] I'm drunk as fuck!

[03:06:13] I'm a drunk as fuck!

[03:06:14] I'm drunk!

[03:06:15] I'm drunk!

[03:06:16] I'm drunk!

[03:06:17] I'm drunk!

[03:06:18] I'm drunk!

[03:06:19] I'm drunk!

[03:06:20] You sound like a idiot, Joe!

[03:06:22] Uh...

[03:06:23] I'm spitting, I'm spitting.

[03:06:25] Alright, okay, no, no, no, don't put it anymore!

[03:06:27] I can't see any more bats. I can't see any more bats.

[03:06:29] Maxlip. Maxlip. Maxlip.

[03:06:31] Oh my god, 3x!

[03:06:33] That's so fucking big! That's so fucking big!

[03:06:35] Let's go back to back! Let's go back to back!

[03:06:37] No!

[03:06:39] Leave me! Leave me!

[03:06:41] Why are you still breathing?

[03:06:43] Yeah! Yes!

[03:06:45] My turn! My turn! My turn!

[03:06:47] Oh my god.

[03:06:49] Please, please, please, please.

[03:06:51] Die! Die! Die!

[03:06:53] I just made a six million dollars.

[03:06:55] Oh

[03:07:01] My god

[03:07:14] Where's my slot machine

[03:07:25] I'm a degenerate sack of shit. Oh

[03:07:36] Wait wait what watch this wait?

[03:07:44] Oh, I'm sick to my stomach. I'm absolutely fucking sick. I'm sick. Oh, this is disgusting. I'm sick to my fucking stomach

[03:07:52] Oh, no, no, no, I am sick to my fucking god. Oh, I'm sick. No, this is disgusting. I'm beyond sick to my stomach

[03:07:59] No, no, no, this is this is actually fucking terrible

[03:08:05] There we go, there we go

[03:08:17] I'm sick to my fucking stomach. I'm actually sick to my fucking stomach. Give me red. Give me red. Give me red

[03:08:22] I got money here! I'm on a heater! I'm on a heater! I'm on a heater! I'm on a heater!

[03:08:25] Hold on! Hold on! Hold on! Hold on! Hold on! Hold on! Hold on! Hold on!

[03:08:28] What? He's still playing for life!

[03:08:29] No, he's still playing for life!

[03:08:30] He's still playing for life!

[03:08:31] It's a little bit scabble!

[03:08:33] Yo, but what the hell is this?

[03:08:34] Leave!

[03:08:35] It's a little bit scabble!

[03:08:36] Ron, stop, Matt!

[03:08:37] What?

[03:08:39] Oh, wait.

[03:08:40] Oh, yes.

[03:08:41] Yes.

[03:08:42] Hold on, Jixie. Look. Jixie, I'm ha-

[03:08:44] Lucky, lucky number 32. Ready?

[03:08:46] Oh!

[03:08:47] I got it right now.

[03:08:48] Oh my god, oh my god, I am sick to my fucking stomach, oh my god, oh my fucking god!

[03:09:15] Oh my god, I'm fucking sick!

[03:09:19] I just won!

[03:09:21] I just, listen, listen!

[03:09:23] I just, I just won!

[03:09:25] I just won $6500!

[03:09:27] I just won $6500!

[03:09:29] Yo, Ron hit one number out of 36.

[03:09:31] Oh my god.

[03:09:33] Oh my god.

[03:09:35] Oh my god.

[03:09:37] Oh my god, I gotta go again.

[03:09:39] I gotta go again.

[03:09:41] I gotta go again.

[03:09:43] Oh my god, it was 18. I'm sick. I am sick to my fucking stomach. Oh my god, I'm sick.

[03:09:56] No, no, no, no, no, I am sick to my fucking. Oh my god, this is disgusting. That is disgusting.

[03:10:03] Oh, that is actually disgusting. I'm beyond six my stomach. Oh my god.

[03:10:39] I did it again. I did it two times two times. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm sick to my fucking stomach

[03:10:56] I'm sick to my fucking stop. Hold on. Chill chill chill chill chill chill. Watch this ready? Look. Move move move move move. You always got a better tune.

[03:11:03] Move move move move move.

[03:11:07] Look lucky number 16.

[03:11:13] Oh my god, right next to 15, which is close to 16.

[03:11:18] I'm sick.

[03:11:19] Oh I'm sick, oh I'm sick to my stomach.

[03:11:21] Oh I'm sick to my stomach.

[03:11:27] Clon number 13 number 13 number 13 number 13 number 13, 26.

[03:11:32] That's times two thirteen, I'm sick.

[03:11:34] All right.

[03:11:35] I'm sick.

[03:11:36] And the day ends.

[03:11:37] Okay.

[03:11:38] And the day ends.

[03:11:39] We're James and Manuel, the two pieces of shit today.

[03:11:42] Holy shit, Chad, we did it!

[03:11:44] That's a good win for the boys.

[03:11:46] I'm not gonna lie.

[03:11:47] We've got the exact fucking number.

[03:11:49] Let's go!

[03:11:50] Ron, I just want to say, bro, let's go!

[03:11:52] But good shit in there, kid.

[03:11:53] Thank you.

[03:11:54] Can you hear me or no?

[03:11:55] Uh, we can hear you, but it sounds like you're being strangled to death.

[03:11:59] We hit another suffocate.

[03:12:01] EASY!

[03:12:05] Oh my god Chad, let's get some Ws. That's nice

[03:12:09] Dude, Ron made $12,000 in one day. Holy shit. Wait does the money carry over now?

[03:12:16] Yeah, we should have like an excess of money and I would just roll all of our items into the next stage.

[03:12:21] Oh my god.

[03:12:22] That felt so good! I want to do that in real life!

[03:12:24] I want to do that in real life.

[03:12:25] We're gonna buy your battle back.

[03:12:27] I want to do that in real life.

[03:12:29] Yo, what'd you say?

[03:12:30] double the sport and game oh sorry sorry sorry oh my god oh my god I need to go

[03:12:35] real life and do that yo can we all applaud Ron really quick hold up

[03:12:39] yeah what do we do it wait let's bug out your mouth Ron yeah they can't hear

[03:12:44] me yeah everybody clap for Ron bro I'm gonna have a coffee oh my god let's

[03:12:48] Well, Jynx, you need to make that obvious out of your body, Bob, for him, though.

[03:12:54] Yo, yo, yo, yo, come here. Oh my god.

[03:12:57] Yo, yo, yo, yo!

[03:13:00] Dude! Dude, Joe! Jynxie!

[03:13:03] Dantez! Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.

[03:13:08] So I bet $180 on one number.

[03:13:12] Bang! Hit it. Then I lost two times in a row, and I was like, you know what? Lucky number 11.

[03:13:17] BANG! BACK TO BACK! $12,000!

[03:13:21] Oh my god, I wanna go to Vegas in real life.

[03:13:24] I wanna go to Vegas in real life.

[03:13:26] Oh my god, this is so fun.

[03:13:27] Ron, here's my reaction to that information.

[03:13:31] Cinema.

[03:13:32] Oh wow, okay.

[03:13:33] Wait, here's my reaction to you taking my fucking mouth.

[03:13:36] Fuck you.

[03:13:37] How about that?

[03:13:38] Hey, that was Joe's idea.

[03:13:39] It was Joe's idea.

[03:13:40] We got some good tickets out.

[03:13:42] Wait, did you see since you're the guy that lost all the money, now you lose your mouth.

[03:13:46] I'm not getting in this fucking thing

[03:14:16] Yeah, you gotta switch the dial, dial, dial, where is that?

[03:14:18] I don't see, oh, we got it, yep, yep.

[03:14:20] Okay, ready?

[03:14:21] Yep, and I've got a police officer.

[03:14:22] Wait, what do you want to take though?

[03:14:23] Do you want to take his butt hole or what do you want?

[03:14:25] Post it.

[03:14:25] What the fuck?

[03:14:26] Hey, hey, hey.

[03:14:28] All right, there we go.

[03:14:29] Oh my God, he's so cute.

[03:14:31] Wait, what did they take from me, guys?

[03:14:32] Oh, put him on the ground, wait, put him on the ground.

[03:14:35] Oh, your sushi.

[03:14:35] Hey, guys, do I sound good?

[03:14:37] Yeah, we just can't move well.

[03:14:38] Yeah, it's not normal.

[03:14:39] Where'd you think you can move and walk?

[03:14:41] Uh, did you guys cut my fucking legs off?

[03:14:44] Can I use another? Wait, hold on.

[03:14:47] Wait. Oh!

[03:14:53] Shot a score!

[03:14:54] Store them!

[03:14:55] Yo, put me down!

[03:14:57] I'm not your guys' little ball!

[03:14:59] Hey!

[03:15:00] Nice, too fast, hold on.

[03:15:04] Okay, this literally looks like Joe is getting the missionary position shot.

[03:15:10] Oh yeah, dude. Yo, guys!

[03:15:11] Oh my fucking god, you're going crazy.

[03:15:16] Oh.

[03:15:17] Look at Jin.

[03:15:18] Jin, see why you're doing that, bro?

[03:15:20] I'm not doing anything.

[03:15:21] I can't move because I don't have a plan.

[03:15:23] Ooh, should we play chess?

[03:15:25] Turn, turn, turn.

[03:15:27] Chess, oh my god, oh my god.

[03:15:30] Baruchan opening.

[03:15:32] Let me play this.

[03:15:33] Checkers.

[03:15:34] Everyone knows checkers is way more fun than chess.

[03:15:36] I can't play it because I can't fucking move.

[03:16:09] or buy some real estate and raise it on a family of four.

[03:16:12] So what you could do is you could invest in the stock market

[03:16:16] or you can put all of our winnings on your money.

[03:16:18] No, I want to go buy a house and then raise the rent on a single mother

[03:16:21] or else we could get under that money.

[03:16:23] During the holidays?

[03:16:25] Yep, during Christmas time.

[03:16:27] Yo guys, if I take a picture of you while you're winning,

[03:16:30] you get more money. Look.

[03:16:32] That's really nice.

[03:16:34] That's a sheet. It's really beautiful.

[03:16:36] I think it's over a family picture. Yeah, I got you

[03:16:40] Guys do a cat guys do a pose for the family wait do it. That's you only the smoke. We don't need smoke. Oh, yeah

[03:16:47] Oh, yeah, oh smoke or

[03:16:51] Okay, I got it Wow

[03:16:53] You guys look that's actually really good, bro. That's really nice

[03:16:59] Why do you have creep shots in that camera? I don't have a lot of shots in the camera

[03:17:04] Dude, what the fuck?

[03:17:05] I'm smoking up a skirt, huh?

[03:17:07] I used to be a quiet, a card shark back in my days.

[03:17:10] I used to be quite a card shark back in my days.

[03:17:15] Wait, poker, I barely even know her.

[03:17:21] Yo, guys.

[03:17:22] Hey, hey, hey, look at this.

[03:17:24] What is this?

[03:17:24] She stood away.

[03:17:25] We can put.

[03:17:26] Ooh, send it for a single...

[03:17:29] Wait.

[03:17:31] Okay, wait, wait, wait, guys.

[03:17:32] I'm gonna be honest.

[03:17:33] use that on the most volatile thing so you would use that on like a high-back

[03:17:36] thing okay tell me where to go I want to do it

[03:17:40] okay guys listen but I'll get up off to all in robot because that's how Ron got

[03:17:45] all the money last time let me show you let me show you let me show you come

[03:17:49] here no no let me show you trust me cuz you can get a 25 ax and you can bet

[03:17:54] think we have to get that so what do I do okay so I'm gonna do it ready what

[03:17:57] the point in hold it hold the point on it where we're ready to go no no no no

[03:18:00] hold the point on the calendar it'll insert and then I go

[03:18:05] I'll just hit space you watch like 25 acts

[03:18:12] oh shit

[03:18:15] but you don't lose money you only made now I feel like

[03:18:17] what are you funny for?

[03:18:20] yo Joe

[03:18:22] wait wait wait wait wait I want to see it I want to see it

[03:18:24] Joe you're gonna be in 7 everybody

[03:18:27] Okay, wait, wait!

[03:18:28] AHHHHHH!

[03:18:29] OHHHHHH!

[03:18:30] OHHH!

[03:18:31] Yeah!

[03:18:31] Wait, Jason, let me try, let me try.

[03:18:32] Move, move, move, move.

[03:18:33] Let me try that.

[03:18:33] Come on, you got your good luck.

[03:18:35] Okay, all in, play.

[03:18:37] Oh!

[03:18:39] Okay, I'm gonna double that.

[03:18:40] I think I doubled that, I think I doubled that.

[03:18:41] I think I doubled it.

[03:18:42] No, no, no, you don't know how to do it.

[03:18:43] I think I doubled it.

[03:18:43] It's an eight against an eight.

[03:18:45] Or nine against an eight.

[03:18:46] What do I do here?

[03:18:47] Just hit!

[03:18:48] Just hit!

[03:18:48] No, but imagine if it's an ace.

[03:18:50] It might be an ace, you sure?

[03:18:51] No, it's not going to be an ace.

[03:18:52] Oh, did I hit?

[03:18:53] I hit yeah, you have to

[03:19:02] Yes nice nice. Oh my god. We're rich. Oh my just stand the double button. I'm gonna double now. Oh my god. Oh my god

[03:19:11] I'm gonna stand

[03:19:14] Push it's a push. No

[03:19:18] 17 I'm gonna stand

[03:19:20] eight

[03:19:22] 19 oh my god. No, this is six. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god

[03:19:32] Oh my god, I hit a black one. I hit a black jack. Oh

[03:19:39] My god

[03:19:41] Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, how'd you make 40 grand bro look look look that's ready that's ready look at this

[03:19:53] Ready, I'm gonna hit it. I just gotta hit a blackjack ready look

[03:19:57] Come on, please. Oh, I'm sick. Oh, I'm sick to my stomach. Oh, I'm not leaving

[03:20:01] I'll do it

[03:20:08] This is fun, this is fun

[03:20:24] Oh, I'm sick. Oh, I'm sick. I'm sick to my fucking stomach. Oh, I am

[03:20:31] sick oh i am i am oh no this is oh no no this is nasty oh that i'm sick to my

[03:20:44] wait can i oh my god i hit the wrong button oh my god i'm sick oh i'm

[03:20:52] oh my god i'm sick to my

[03:20:54] Oh my god, oh my god, we're on a run.

[03:21:05] Okay, let's see.

[03:21:08] I'm a fucking genius! I'm a fucking genius! Oh my fucking...

[03:21:17] Okay, Joe's hugged the blackjack.

[03:21:20] Oh, I'm sick. Oh, I'm sick to my stomach.

[03:21:27] Yes.

[03:21:33] Oh, I'm sick.

[03:21:38] I don't know why I try to feel like frisky

[03:21:55] Chat do I gotta do this in real life? Oh god. Oh, I'm sick to my stomach

[03:22:01] I'm sick to my fucking stomach.

[03:22:21] Jinxy jinxy jinxy let me show you how it's done. Come here. Look at this

[03:22:25] Jinxy look at this look at this look at this

[03:22:27] Eight look up it's an eight against a ten double it on balls. You like that

[03:22:32] I think you double-hit

[03:22:37] Fuck it

[03:22:44] Oh my god right at the end of the day

[03:22:46] You're never gonna do it. Yo, I lost 20 grand. You have like

[03:22:55] It's a visual bug I see a visual bug

[03:23:01] You just lost the fucking salary in five minutes

[03:23:08] No, no, but no it's funny when we saw that's it next day like I'm talking

[03:23:12] as you fuck us no I was tanking the losses so you guys could win I'm like

[03:23:18] Jesus don't you know we're near Jesus dude I focus over because

[03:23:26] 38,000 hold up a stack of shit and I told you to stop gambling after 13,000

[03:23:30] dollars and you continue gambling anyways and least of all you play fucking

[03:23:33] slot machines now you're going into the grinder yeah we don't care we're not

[03:23:36] We're not talking about the app for men.

[03:23:38] We're not talking about the app for men, dude.

[03:23:40] Come on.

[03:23:42] No, guys, I didn't want to go in the grinder, please.

[03:23:44] We're going to carry you around, Kara.

[03:23:46] So, Dantes, clearly you're not profitable in this casino right now,

[03:23:49] so we're just going to sell your entire body

[03:23:51] and that way we can make profit.

[03:23:53] No, no, I swear, I was just getting unlucky.

[03:23:56] Kill that man.

[03:23:58] Bro, kill him.

[03:24:00] Because of all the luck that you guys were getting,

[03:24:03] I was just getting the unlucky, but I was only down 28 came back

[03:24:09] Don't that's we're making me stressy now now. I have to eat chips

[03:24:19] They had people who were designated spotters who would make a table get cold

[03:24:23] Maybe that that was actually pulling down the table so then we could come in and play hot

[03:24:33] It's like it's not bad that it's like a sponsor stream

[03:24:43] We're good. Come on. We're good. Uh, well, I don't know got that if you didn't lose $37,000

[03:24:49] We would have made so much fucking money, bro. I'll be JC. I don't know why you're talking

[03:24:54] Yeah, I'm gonna bless you so when you go into the casino you're guaranteed to win. Okay? Okay, I'm ready

[03:25:11] Okay, wait, I need to like some kind of ritual dance go to this come to this wall

[03:25:17] Okay, and just just hug it as much as you get. All right, you're good. I'm gonna put my hands in the air

[03:25:21] Don't get too close to me. Okay, you're good. Yep. That's all you need to do is always just touch that wall

[03:25:26] You're good. You're good now. You're you're blessed forever. You're blessed forever

[03:25:35] I just want us all the money

[03:25:37] I'm getting shot.

[03:25:39] He's strafing.

[03:25:41] No, no, no, no.

[03:25:43] Whoa, what the fuck?

[03:25:49] What item should we buy this?

[03:25:51] What is that?

[03:25:55] You can't open it until we're in there.

[03:25:57] Oh, got it.

[03:25:59] Chad, can I permission to eat a protein chip?

[03:26:01] Thanks.

[03:26:03] No, it's not that bad!

[03:26:05] It's like it's on profit. Okay guys, can we uh slice dump as his head off?

[03:26:12] I'm not kidding. I just want us like 40 dance in two days and nobody here's gonna Sam voted like come on well

[03:26:20] You are you are good. Thank you

[03:26:25] Now we see the real casino

[03:26:29] Wait the game's changed every day

[03:26:31] Yeah, you're pretty independent.

[03:26:33] So there'll still be some stuff that's the same, but like you're gonna be able to play like Blanko and the Role...

[03:26:39] Oh my god, Salem God!

[03:26:41] I'm serious.

[03:26:43] Alright, yeah, let's get in.

[03:26:45] I don't think we should cut off his body because today we need everybody to gamble.

[03:26:49] Uh, yeah, everyone but Sykes, give her a US 40k.

[03:26:53] Dude, JC, I swear it's a visual bug, bro. It wasn't that bad.

[03:26:58] Oh, it's a visual bug.

[03:27:00] I don't know if someone hit you with a bat, but it doesn't matter.

[03:27:05] Yeah, but you're gone.

[03:27:07] You didn't buy it though.

[03:27:12] I will say it's not a visual bug, but if you break even on a bat, it counts as a loss.

[03:27:20] Trail.

[03:27:22] Yeah, so the last one would have been me then.

[03:27:24] Right, poker. I barely even know it.

[03:27:26] Now that's you didn't get a visual bug you just fucking suck it again

[03:27:41] Somebody pick that up come here. Don't use it yet

[03:27:47] Wait, you don't hear me or am I just annoying that item? Yeah, I can hear you ready. We're gonna all do the wheel thing again

[03:27:52] Can everyone get drunk before we spin the wheel?

[03:27:55] I'm really joking, we use this, I don't wanna fuck it up.

[03:27:57] Oh fuck.

[03:27:58] Guys, listen.

[03:27:59] Wait, wait, wait, wait.

[03:28:00] Joe, Joe, Joe.

[03:28:01] Before you do it.

[03:28:02] What is this?

[03:28:03] What is this?

[03:28:04] I don't have it.

[03:28:05] Just drop it right now.

[03:28:06] That's for like getting money back and you lose.

[03:28:07] I mean, what about this?

[03:28:08] The holy statue.

[03:28:09] Ooh, it's like a statue.

[03:28:10] One of us has to stand in the middle here and hold it while we spin the wheel.

[03:28:13] Okay, Jason, you do it.

[03:28:14] Sonye.

[03:28:15] Sonye.

[03:28:16] Listen, Joe's gonna make us all drunk and we're all gonna be the max bet on the wheel

[03:28:19] to court-setting.

[03:28:20] Joe get me drunk get me drunk get me drunk

[03:28:23] oh my god Joe my mouth is so bored

[03:28:27] Joe my mouth is so stupid

[03:28:38] Joe my mouth is so bored

[03:28:41] You have to wait for me to do it

[03:28:44] Let's fucking go guys

[03:28:47] We should leave now we should actually leave now

[03:28:49] God we're really kind of do one hand

[03:28:52] I do one hand we take a chicken right after this

[03:28:54] day see Joe I'm right out of this day

[03:28:57] oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh

[03:29:06] yeah Joe I'm leaving right out you just

[03:29:09] What are you doing?

[03:29:11] No!

[03:29:13] Last day.

[03:29:14] Alright, use the air.

[03:29:15] Ah! Ah! Ah!

[03:29:17] Ah! Ah!

[03:29:19] I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.

[03:29:22] Guys, we're not in today.

[03:29:24] We need to go closer.

[03:29:25] No, no, I gotta go again, I gotta go again.

[03:29:26] One more, one more, one more, one more.

[03:29:28] Alright, well, I'm still here.

[03:29:30] Can I get a thank you?

[03:29:32] That's it.

[03:29:33] Bro.

[03:29:34] Hold on, bro.

[03:29:36] Let me get one more.

[03:29:37] You're gonna be an imaginative.

[03:29:38] I don't want to help you so much money, Brian.

[03:29:40] What on earth?

[03:29:41] Unless I win right here!

[03:29:43] Ron, you've lost all the money you have.

[03:29:44] Oh, I'm sick to my stomach.

[03:29:45] They have magnets.

[03:29:45] Oh, no, I'm sick to my stomach.

[03:29:47] Oh, my god.

[03:29:47] Oh, I'm sick to my stomach.

[03:29:48] They have magnets.

[03:29:50] Ron, you're down.

[03:29:50] Bro, you guys are strong.

[03:29:52] Oh, I'm sick to my stomach.

[03:29:55] Oh, I am sick!

[03:29:56] Bro, you know, I am sick.

[03:29:59] Wait, what the fuck?

[03:30:01] Wait, I've just been $30,000.

[03:30:04] Oh, my god.

[03:30:05] This is a freaking sloth.

[03:30:08] Oh my god.

[03:30:10] I'm being chickened by a gun.

[03:30:11] We need 50 grand off this shit.

[03:30:13] Oh my god, this is a tech.

[03:30:15] I swear to god, I swear to god.

[03:30:17] This sucks, this sucks.

[03:30:19] I'm all out!

[03:30:21] This sucks!

[03:30:21] We're gonna win!

[03:30:22] Oh my god!

[03:30:32] This guy.

[03:30:33] Uh, surely a double.

[03:30:35] Where's my...

[03:30:36] The shots now they're gonna

[03:30:39] How am I down the most today, bro?

[03:30:42] No, I can't be the loser of the group chat. Let me show you guys how I do this ready 11 11

[03:30:50] $11,000 blackjack

[03:31:06] I'm sick. Oh, I am sick. Oh my god, I am sick to my-

[03:31:26] I'm gonna come back. I'm gonna come back. Please don't be a blackjack.

[03:31:38] I am sick. Oh, I am sick to my fucking... Oh, this guy's...

[03:31:55] this seat is bad oh my oh my god I'm sick to my I need to switch dealers I'm

[03:32:03] switching dealers hold on yo oh my god you've all 70 grand I am sick to my

[03:32:09] stomach hold on I am sick we're gonna be on your quarter who the fuck don't stop

[03:32:14] I'm betting 20s 10s, there we go.

[03:32:16] Hold on, hold on.

[03:32:17] Yo, no, no, no, and that'll win.

[03:32:19] We're gonna hit her, hit her stand.

[03:32:21] Hit her stand, hit her stand.

[03:32:23] Hit her stand, okay, hit her stand though.

[03:32:25] Hit on 15, hit on 15.

[03:32:27] Should I double, should I double?

[03:32:29] Should I double?

[03:32:31] Should I double?

[03:32:32] If you are incing the game, if you double your...

[03:32:38] Stand, stand, stand, stand.

[03:32:40] Yes!

[03:32:41] Oh my god, dude.

[03:32:42] No, I ended all right. Oh, you lost your own okay, bro. Yo run

[03:32:48] So what happened in there, bro? You lost one hundred thousand dollars. Nope. Don't hide in the corner

[03:32:55] Run come out and face us, bro. What happened in there, Rob?

[03:33:00] Hi

[03:33:01] I'm gonna be honest with you, bro. I was watching my favorite streamer train

[03:33:05] He was spinning row spinning spinning spinning

[03:33:08] Oh, he kept losing and then he won some and then he lost then once home

[03:33:12] And I he was like, oh this is I'm sick to my stomach. So I was like, bro. I want to try this

[03:33:15] So I got on the machine. I gave it a go bro. I lost one. I was like, okay. I'm sick to my stomach

[03:33:21] I got in the mood. You know

[03:33:24] And then all of a sudden bro, I've started losing losing losing. I'm pretty sure it was a seed problem, bro

[03:33:29] So I got to try again tomorrow. I think it was my seat and then

[03:33:33] Tomorrow we gamble at a different there's new games tomorrow

[03:33:36] also tomorrow 40k now we have 70 run because you're the biggest loser you

[03:33:41] know what that means your body body so so you guys you guys don't do that to

[03:33:47] don't tell me you're gonna do to me gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta

[03:33:49] gotta what about the truth what about the two days one run one thing about it

[03:33:53] you have to boost me except in the biggest loser it's a good thing I am so

[03:33:56] this is actually a good boy on the planet man can we just throw both of them in

[03:34:00] I don't know, Dom says, you lit 40 grand on fire?

[03:34:07] Whatever, Chad.

[03:34:08] Whatever, man.

[03:34:09] You go ahead.

[03:34:10] Shut up!

[03:34:11] Guys, let me say something real quick.

[03:34:14] It's cool that you're going to lose money, Dan.

[03:34:20] Like, that's fine.

[03:34:21] It happens.

[03:34:22] Yo, Ron.

[03:34:23] Doubling on 15 is literally griefing.

[03:34:25] You're griefing the money.

[03:34:27] And he even managed to hand, so he just lost it.

[03:34:29] Okay, yeah, okay, whatever. You're just like if you gamble and lose cool. It happens

[03:34:34] Well, bro, don't think I'm 15. Can I get a loan anything? Can I get a loan or no? Can I get a loan?

[03:34:39] Me ha no, I will give you back. I'll give you back in triple broke. Look at Rob's chart

[03:34:44] The road don't look at my chart. Don't as you know why you won. I told you bro. I told you bro. Wait, wait

[03:34:49] Yeah, I'm already hit on the day. Look at it. You turn it for me ha all-time over at

[03:34:55] Whatever bro, you know what? Maybe it's me

[03:35:01] Maybe it's me

[03:35:02] Yeah, am I statistically the best gamble here? What is a mi-ha? Oh, it's that a mi-ho

[03:35:08] Yeah, it's new variant new variants off love us about number all right. Haha. Yeah, okay. That's rare. That was rare one

[03:35:15] Okay guys, what do we got?

[03:35:17] Hello?

[03:35:18] We got a bunch of disc books, crazy.

[03:35:19] The decreases are lost about 565% every time you use it.

[03:35:22] Joe, wait so now we have to make 100k?

[03:35:25] We should do the vodka thing again.

[03:35:27] We should do vodka in the next.

[03:35:29] We can't go to Casino without Smyrnov.

[03:35:31] Alright, now listen.

[03:35:33] Today we need to make 100k.

[03:35:35] Ron, if I see you double on 15, I'm going to shoot you in the head with the gauze.

[03:35:40] There's going to be different games.

[03:35:42] Maybe I need a top hat. How can I get a hat in my cosmetic check? How can I buy a hat? Maybe I need a hat

[03:35:59] The guy that into the game

[03:36:01] No, no, don't hide

[03:36:10] My dad bro my dad used to beat me when I gambled bro, please bro, and he bro. He was a he was a gambler, bro

[03:36:17] Please bro, bro, please bro. I just want to prove to y'all good gambler, bro

[03:36:23] All my dad used to beat me when he gambled bro, and he lost

[03:36:28] I know

[03:36:31] No bro, he wants to beat me bro!

[03:36:35] No bro, please bro, no!

[03:36:38] Bro, he needs to touch me, don't do it!

[03:36:40] He needs to touch me!

[03:36:42] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

[03:36:44] No, we're fine, we're fine, we're fine.

[03:36:46] Now, Ron, Ron, listen, in life bro,

[03:36:49] when you love something, you have to let it go, okay?

[03:36:52] In this case, you're the worst.

[03:36:52] So you want me to let go of all of our money?

[03:36:55] You're the worst gambling in the team?

[03:36:57] You need to be happy, Cap, bro.

[03:36:59] Stop gambling, okay?

[03:37:01] I find this time I'm not going to get a little I'm not going to get what all on e4 chat

[03:37:10] You guys I'm gonna say is I want to go on the slots

[03:37:17] Wait that has to be a train wreck slow right there look at that

[03:37:22] Hoker I barely even know her yo, I love would you have your way with me?

[03:37:31] Alright guys this time this time

[03:37:35] Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo

[03:37:41] On the side around you're not muddied bro

[03:37:45] All right, you know what I'm gonna

[03:37:51] There's a penguin game

[03:38:01] Oh my god

[03:38:04] Okay, let me get one. Hey, just let me get one

[03:38:14] Let me walk in please please why get into the buttons though. Well, where's the other item that we have?

[03:38:20] Oh, no, we just don't know. I'm locked in relax. Joe. We just don't 30 grand. I think you stand and stand stand stand stand

[03:38:31] Don't get him!

[03:38:32] Listen to me!

[03:38:33] Stop for four fucking seconds!

[03:38:35] Oh my god!

[03:38:36] Where is that item that we have?

[03:38:38] We're gonna spam Plinko, Max-Fet,

[03:38:40] when I grab that item that makes me feel we don't need it.

[03:38:42] Go!

[03:38:43] All right!

[03:38:43] I'm gonna put it.

[03:38:44] Yo, put the drink down, Jixi.

[03:38:46] Jixi, stop!

[03:38:47] Bro, Jixi, stop, bro.

[03:38:49] Yo, did I spam?

[03:38:50] Drunk or no?

[03:38:51] Jixi, just chill.

[03:38:52] Yo!

[03:38:52] I'm gonna put it down.

[03:38:53] I'm gonna put it down.

[03:38:55] I'm gonna put it down.

[03:38:56] Okay, Plinko's back!

[03:38:58] Yes!

[03:38:58] Don't do it yet!

[03:39:00] Plinko?

[03:39:01] Stand on the other side, completion.

[03:39:03] Stop!

[03:39:04] Oh my god.

[03:39:05] Ready?

[03:39:06] Yeah, ready to spam it?

[03:39:07] Damn it.

[03:39:08] Literally spam it.

[03:39:09] Spam it, spam it, spam it, spam it, spam it.

[03:39:13] Oh no.

[03:39:14] Oh no.

[03:39:15] Oh no.

[03:39:16] Oh.

[03:39:17] Oh no.

[03:39:18] Oh no.

[03:39:19] Oh no.

[03:39:20] Joe, no.

[03:39:21] Joe, no.

[03:39:22] Joe, no.

[03:39:23] Joe, no.

[03:39:24] Joe, no.

[03:39:25] Joe, no.

[03:39:26] Joe, no.

[03:39:27] Joe, no.

[03:39:28] Joe, no.

[03:39:29] Joe, no.

[03:39:30] Oh, shit, we gotta use the items. That's all we gotta do

[03:39:39] Wait, you want to know tack run what if we jam a bat into here we can make it so it avoids you shit

[03:39:45] Say I'm gone. Where's the where's the back? I don't see gotta go get a bat. I don't know where it is

[03:39:49] Okay, but Joe, can I try one high gambler just one?

[03:39:54] Can I just try one blackjack hand context can I try one?

[03:39:57] Yeah, yeah, I got I'll let coach you oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Again again, again, right?

[03:40:06] Again, yeah, you gotta go again and double this time.

[03:40:09] Do I double again to seven?

[03:40:11] Yeah, double on seven. Wait, do you stand or hit? Do you stand or hit?

[03:40:15] Oh, I'm sick. Oh, I'm sick. I go again. Oh

[03:40:19] Mike standard hit. Yeah, yeah, son. Son son. This is good

[03:40:23] One oh my no

[03:40:25] No!

[03:40:26] No!

[03:40:26] Nice!

[03:40:27] Okay, no!

[03:40:27] No!

[03:40:29] Stand and stand!

[03:40:30] No!

[03:40:31] Yeah, I like that.

[03:40:34] Okay, wait, Ron.

[03:40:35] Ron, you're down 90 grand.

[03:40:39] Ron.

[03:40:40] Okay, you're gonna have to hit,

[03:40:42] and then you don't, you don't touch it again.

[03:40:43] Do I double? Do I double?

[03:40:44] Do I try to hit the money back or no? Do I double?

[03:40:46] No!

[03:40:46] No, just hit, just hit, just hit!

[03:40:47] No, no, no, no, but if I double,

[03:40:48] hold on.

[03:40:49] Did you just hit for me?

[03:40:50] Chill!

[03:40:51] Dude, that was my hand!

[03:40:52] What the fuck?

[03:40:53] Why not, my man?

[03:40:54] All right, should I go again? Should I try to make my money back?

[03:40:56] Yeah, fuck it go.

[03:40:58] No, what do you think? One more?

[03:40:59] Oh no.

[03:41:00] Hit!

[03:41:01] That's it.

[03:41:02] Dude! Stop playing my fucking hair!

[03:41:04] I need like 40 tango.

[03:41:06] You know what you think?

[03:41:10] I got one more.

[03:41:12] Oh my god!

[03:41:14] Oh no, I gotta leave bro. They're gonna hurt me. They're gonna-

[03:41:16] Oh god.

[03:41:17] Oh no.

[03:41:18] Oh no.

[03:41:19] You gotta stop.

[03:41:21] You gotta stop.

[03:41:22] What do I do? What do I do?

[03:41:23] You gotta stop.

[03:41:24] No, it's not that bad bro. I'm telling you listen.

[03:41:29] You're right she's getting on her side, she's getting on her side.

[03:41:32] Hold on, she's getting on her side.

[03:41:32] How do I get out of this hole.

[03:41:33] Oh I'm gone how do I...

[03:41:34] Yo stop playing blackjack. It's the only game that requires breakouts.

[03:41:37] Do I double, do I double? Do I double? Do I double?

[03:41:39] Stop hitting the- Hold on, hold on.

[03:41:41] Okay okay okay. Just chill, just chill, just chill.

[03:41:44] I just want 90 grand. Wait what?

[03:41:46] Hold on just don't hit my buttons, ready?

[03:41:48] I'm gonna win my money back, ready?

[03:41:49] Hold on, hold on, ready?

[03:41:50] Can I G.L.D. you here?

[03:41:51] Yeah yeah tell me, tell me tell me.

[03:41:52] Yeah, hit.

[03:41:54] Stand we're gonna go on it. We're gonna literally take this

[03:41:57] Don't don't hit the buttons on God. Don't hit the buttons

[03:42:01] Okay

[03:42:03] Stand stand

[03:42:06] He's gonna bust

[03:42:24] Do I double channel? No!

[03:42:26] They have a 10 gifted.

[03:42:28] Yo, please let me...

[03:42:30] Stop, bro! Stop!

[03:42:32] Stop!

[03:42:34] You just doubled and I lost!

[03:42:38] Oh my god, thanks, bro.

[03:42:42] Hey, Ron. Ron, I think you have to stop, bro.

[03:42:44] I'm gonna be honest.

[03:42:46] You're getting bad RNG.

[03:42:48] You're getting bad RNG.

[03:42:50] You made me suffer. We're gonna fucking die.

[03:42:52] It's my dealer. I think it's my dealer. No, there's only 30 seconds up, bro. You'd need to stop. I hit or stay

[03:42:59] No, no, no

[03:43:11] Nice

[03:43:22] I did it, I did it, I did it, I did it.

[03:43:29] Okay, we're good.

[03:43:30] Bro, I'm gonna kill you.

[03:43:31] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[03:43:33] Bro, JX, JX, JX, JX, I was down.

[03:43:35] I'm gonna keep this guy under there.

[03:43:36] JX, JX, JX, JX, I was down 170, I came back, bro.

[03:43:40] Oh, nice, bro.

[03:43:42] Nice.

[03:43:43] You want the demand.

[03:43:45] I need to get my protein chips, hold on.

[03:43:48] Okay.

[03:43:49] Can we have a team meeting about banning Ron from Blackjack?

[03:43:53] This guy cannot play Blackjack!

[03:43:55] Doomchooing it!

[03:43:56] It's like he loses four hands in a row and he's like,

[03:43:58] I have to keep playing.

[03:43:59] Honestly, what happens if we cut-

[03:44:01] Wait, if we cut Ron's other tie off,

[03:44:04] maybe he won't be able to find the Blackjack for it.

[03:44:06] Are you gonna have a coalie?

[03:44:08] Or is your son from Blackjack?

[03:44:10] He came for me, 121k.

[03:44:13] So, Ron, what?

[03:44:14] Yo, Rio, yo, Ron.

[03:44:15] Did you end up eating the entire cabbage or did you give out I put that shit in the trash

[03:44:22] It's a one bite gag

[03:44:28] I mean guys I just want to say I saw Ron on blackjack doubling on 14. No you fucking double them out of half a dick

[03:44:36] No, I did if I did then my number would be more than the red X cap that's fucking cap

[03:44:41] I

[03:44:44] Poker I barely even know her

[03:44:51] Wait so the game so we lose the game if we run out of money whoa

[03:44:55] If we don't make quota we instantly reset back today one. Oh, I'm not going that would be miserable

[03:45:01] Whoa, this is this is the right. I was assuming this is the run and then we hop on wires bar when they

[03:45:07] Okay, wait, what's the matter daddy? Oh?

[03:45:09] Oh, what's matter daddy nothing much? How about you guys? I'm gonna get a bag of chips

[03:45:15] I'll be back in 30. Wait wait Joe. Do you have any daddy coming in?

[03:45:21] All right, we're gonna keep sorry. Do you have any daddy coming in?

[03:45:25] Oh, dude, you're like lying wait, what are you saying dude? Do you have any daddy coming in?

[03:45:31] You just keep cutting out man. Do you do a contest you have any daddy coming in?

[03:45:35] What's daddy coming in Joe Bartolozzi can I get my eye back real

[03:46:05] wait I was gonna say we should we should make jaycee sing with them he's just uh

[03:46:09] ahead yeah that's always by the machine I'll put him in the car

[03:46:14] hi boys hi boys oh yeah we gotta go now

[03:46:17] hi boys hi boys where's my body

[03:46:21] why am I being picked up hi boys where's my body hi boys where's my body

[03:46:26] drop me drop me hi boys where's my body

[03:46:28] give me the car give me the car

[03:46:31] I forgot um

[03:46:37] I went to the bathroom for 30 seconds, and you guys cut my legs off. Hi, buddy, dude. Hi, guys

[03:46:44] No, it was high-bice. It was high-bice. Oh, how can I gamble if I can't even reach the table you're getting things?

[03:46:50] Yeah, JC, you're here. I'm singing duty. So let me get this straight. JC, shut up and just sing us a song, dude

[03:46:57] So wrong like

[03:47:19] Hold on I'm gonna put him on this little wheelchair from no he has to be next to us. Why say

[03:47:23] Oh, no, I'm not.

[03:47:24] Yo, wait, wait, my microphone's gone.

[03:47:27] My microphone's gone.

[03:47:28] I got you.

[03:47:29] I will get it.

[03:47:30] Where is it?

[03:47:31] All right, guys, I'm going to sing, OK?

[03:47:32] What?

[03:47:33] Any song requests?

[03:47:34] Any song requests?

[03:47:35] All right, turn on the Swift.

[03:47:36] Oh, can you sing?

[03:47:37] Can you sing K-Phone?

[03:47:38] Oh.

[03:47:39] OK.

[03:47:40] Oh.

[03:47:41] Wait, can you sing?

[03:47:42] Yo, Joe, try to grab both your ankles right now in real life and spell run.

[03:47:46] Try doing it.

[03:47:47] Go ahead.

[03:47:48] Yo, guys, give me the mic, please.

[03:47:52] I need the mic guys. I don't have the mic.

[03:47:55] So, so my legs got chopped off.

[03:47:58] My only purpose is to sing and I'm not even able to sing.

[03:48:02] 3, 2, 1, Rock, Play, Crash.

[03:48:04] Why am I here?

[03:48:06] Oh my god.

[03:48:10] Oh my god. I gotta go.

[03:48:12] Legs rolling around on the floor.

[03:48:14] Alright, it's battle run out. It's battle run out.

[03:48:46] Art instinct crap right now. We don't have enough money

[03:49:05] Okay, I'm sick. No, I'm sick tonight. I am sick to my fucking stomach that I'm fucked. I am sick

[03:49:12] Bro, 1.1, 2 times.

[03:49:14] I know, JC, where do you wanna see?

[03:49:15] Yo, bring me the blackjack, please.

[03:49:18] Aw, did someone say blackjack?

[03:49:20] No, that's hard.

[03:49:21] Not that, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm yo-yo.

[03:49:23] Get your greasy fucking hips off me.

[03:49:25] JC, JC, shh.

[03:49:27] Yeah.

[03:49:28] Bro, we can do this right now.

[03:49:30] Yo, don't say it, bring me the blackjack, bro.

[03:49:32] You're like me, man.

[03:49:34] Okay.

[03:49:34] Bring me to the blackjack.

[03:49:35] Okay, now what?

[03:49:36] Mmm.

[03:49:37] Prepare, he goes on there.

[03:49:38] I

[03:49:55] Guys guys guys guys we're out of money. We're out of money. What do we do? Jixie?

[03:50:00] You need to hit something right now. Hey run. I got you

[03:50:08] And you got a 20 and it was showing a 10 and he doubled and he got 27 and we lost 100k and now we have 15k

[03:50:15] How do we have $15,000?

[03:50:19] I'm gonna explain how because Dodd's Eds and Ron have the combined brain cells of a dead brawl

[03:50:26] No, Dodd's Eds, Dodd's Eds just

[03:50:28] If you don't know how black-

[03:50:29] Dodd's Eds, you need to hit him back to it, Dodd's Eds, you need to hit him back to it

[03:50:32] Don't stop until he hits, no, you gotta keep going until he hits, I don't know

[03:50:34] You gotta keep doing it until it hits like just like 5 million, I'm not even kidding

[03:50:38] so we're about to be in debt that's actually $148 we actually lost over

[03:50:44] we can't play any games look at that the one the one where I can't play yo guys

[03:50:48] guys you sold us yeah but don't have my thing Joe I didn't lose the hand don't

[03:50:58] Oh my Dantes you sold us. No, I'm gonna be honest this one Jinx and Ron you guys are gonna combine

[03:51:06] We have a hundred forty eight dollars was no way we can't put this

[03:51:10] We can't play any game the minimums the minimums like guys normally where we get off the game

[03:51:15] Can we sell can we sell jigsie or no?

[03:51:18] No, hey, bro, if we had a gun we could shoot them and it would give us money

[03:51:23] Oh great, and then why don't you guys fuck me in the ass?

[03:51:28] Oh, yeah, you wanted it your wish is my command

[03:51:41] Floor one come before one

[03:51:58] Hey guys, can I have a word with you guys really quick?

[03:52:04] Yeah.

[03:52:05] May I have a word with you guys?

[03:52:07] Just give me 20 seconds.

[03:52:08] Guys, are we going to die?

[03:52:10] Yeah.

[03:52:11] No, I just want to have a word with you guys real quick.

[03:52:14] So what's the matter?

[03:52:15] I say I'm going to go to the bathroom, I'll be back in 39 seconds.

[03:52:18] I come back, my legs are chopped off, I can't play any of the table games, and then Don

[03:52:23] Test brings me upstairs and starts literally banging me in the-

[03:52:26] Thank you, bro.

[03:52:27] like actually thank you bro let's get out of here I'm dead ass yeah this is

[03:52:33] like you're even like the top yeah we can't wait I can't fuck I'm rough thank

[03:52:40] God man that guy just complains bro that ass that ass is complaining

[03:52:49] Is he actually- Oh, you guys.

[03:52:54] Oh, you're here.

[03:52:55] No, dude.

[03:52:56] Way to ruin the game, Pinkson.

[03:52:57] We lost because of you.

[03:52:58] Um, yeah, maybe if you were an infant, you would have deduced that.

[03:53:03] Yo, Rob, so one time where I couldn't play, we lost.

[03:53:07] Wait, poker?

[03:53:09] I barely even know her.

[03:53:11] That was a good game, though.

[03:53:13] That was actually a good game.

[03:53:14] Are we ripping a Liars Bar now?

[03:53:15] Should we do one Liars Bar, maybe?

[03:53:17] Maybe two?

[03:53:18] Yes, yo guys. Why is Liarsmore 17 gigabytes? Wait, one more question, Ron. One more question.

[03:53:27] Go ahead, Matt. So I'm not responding to matter. Yo, Ron, so when we have $360,000 in Joe's

[03:53:35] screaming, wait, so did you not hear the part? Did you not hear the part? Wait, wait, wait,

[03:53:41] so did you not see the part where Dante's literally went on my blackjack table when

[03:53:47] I had a 14 and then he fucking doubled my shit to say

[03:53:52] Wait, I never did that this time. You are making shit up. I only double Jinx's table

[03:53:58] Also, Dante's I have I want to go through a little bit of a thought bubble with you may I?

[03:54:03] Yes, sir. So Dante's I can't see the floor my legs are chopped up

[03:54:07] I can't even see what's on the table Joe told me we had a 20 and you clicked double because you said and I quote

[03:54:14] I thought double meant you can just double the bet yo doctors if that was possible

[03:54:19] Anytime someone would get 21 they would just double the bet and rinse the casino

[03:54:23] Are you an infant? No, JC bro because I thought you could only do double on your first round

[03:54:30] So you double the bet on your first round

[03:54:39] Make sense

[03:54:41] No, no, no!

[03:54:43] Yes!

[03:54:44] Bro, go on the line!

[03:54:45] That's what I'm saying.

[03:54:46] You put a 10, and you double it, and then you get double the profit on a 10.

[03:54:54] Yo, no bro, you emptied the fuck out of the game, bro.

[03:54:57] That is not it.

[03:54:58] We did it.

[03:54:59] We did it.

[03:55:00] We did it.

[03:55:01] We did it.

[03:55:02] We did it.

[03:55:03] We did it.

[03:55:04] We instantly have enough money.

[03:55:05] We need 330 coins.

[03:55:06] All you had to do was flip stand.

[03:55:09] Oh, better yet!

[03:55:10] when Joe was screaming cash out, Ron goes,

[03:55:13] one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,

[03:55:20] five, six, seven, eight, five, six, seven, eight,

[03:55:21] five, six, seven, eight, five, six, seven, eight.

[03:55:22] And I was like, okay, sure.

[03:55:23] Chat is one gigabytes per second, good.

[03:55:26] Guys, we're not playing repo.

[03:55:27] We're playing Liars Bar.

[03:55:29] But we should play more games with this quad.

[03:55:33] We should play repo next.

[03:55:34] But I don't think like me and Joe are like

[03:55:37] getting off in a little bit.

[03:55:38] So I don't know if we have time to play like repo.

[03:55:40] Countability.

[03:55:41] When Jinxy's the one that went to the bathroom

[03:55:44] and it's because of him going to the bathroom

[03:55:46] that he got his legs chopped off.

[03:55:47] Like Jinxy, I don't know how you pick

[03:55:49] your accountability for this.

[03:55:51] So because I go to the bathroom,

[03:55:53] it's now just a size and chop my legs off and then,

[03:55:56] and I repeat, hump me in the ass on the casino top floor.

[03:56:00] Okay, but you're last for that.

[03:56:01] Let's be fair.

[03:56:02] Okay, hold on, hold on.

[03:56:03] Hold on, hold on.

[03:56:04] Jinxy, I'm not gonna serve time.

[03:56:06] I said you didn't have an ass, bro. You only had a mouth. We could not use your other holes

[03:56:11] Yo, why does it matter anyways? You psychopath. I said hey

[03:56:16] Doesn't bring me to the blackjack table because my legs were chopped up and then he proceeded to literally bang me

[03:56:23] repetitively

[03:56:27] Joe you're getting a beer for this game?

[03:56:30] I drank one when we started

[03:56:32] All right, no gotta tell me what you're not drinking home tonight shots back-to-back right now

[03:56:38] Shots I'll do beer and I don't love shots chat

[03:56:44] I'll do beer wait wait guys fun drinking game idea for every bite run takes out of his lettuce head you guys take a shot

[03:56:52] If Ron finished that lettuce head right now, I would take like seven shots in a row

[03:56:58] You're not eating that whole lettuce head

[03:57:02] why does it matter anyways you

[03:57:06] bro you're eating you're probably

[03:57:12] eating your fucking pretzels no that's

[03:57:15] it I think that's Jinxie only Jinxie

[03:57:17] eats the fucking pretzels no Rom is a

[03:57:21] pretzel fiend you know the fucking sign

[03:57:24] the sign making that buzz noise in this

[03:57:26] game is the most annoying thing in the

[03:57:27] world I'm like actually bro you're

[03:57:32] eating you're probably eating your fucking pretzels no that's it I think

[03:57:38] that's Jinxy only Jinxy eat the fucking pretzels no Ron is a pretzel

[03:57:43] fiend yo the fucking sign the sign making that buzz noise in this game is

[03:57:48] the most annoying thing in the world I'm like actually full muting the game

[03:57:50] audio they're protein pretzels no they're not protein pretzels there's three

[03:57:55] grams of protein in a whole fucking tub and then he says he's getting

[03:57:59] You know what's crazy Ron? Is they actually make protein pretzels. You should just die.

[03:58:06] Do you eat them?

[03:58:09] My protein pretzels is like...

[03:58:11] What are you eating right now?

[03:58:20] Alright guys, I made a game. It's on my friends only list.

[03:58:24] Wait, how do we join it? Enter the bar?

[03:58:27] I'm sure the bar lobby I invited you down to us and

[03:58:33] I invited you run Joe. I don't have you added on steam. Can you add me back with the thing?

[03:58:38] I have you on steam. I invited you to the game. Jack, and you'll see me a day. Me. Oh Joe. What's your steam?

[03:58:44] Just Joe bar. I might be appearing offline. This is actually this is actually a classic game

[03:58:50] Remember this game jump on me. Dude. Yeah, there's fucking AI slop

[03:58:53] So basically have you ever played the game called bullshit?

[03:59:01] No, yeah, okay. Have you ever played with cards in your life?

[03:59:07] I mean when I was younger games, yeah

[03:59:12] Okay, so basically you're we're gonna say a number or something ace king whatever you got to basically lie about it

[03:59:18] The whole thing is it's a liar's bar. So we're at a bar lying

[03:59:24] Great explanation. Okay, so wait, why would I not just like know you're buying if that wire spark well because he could be telling the truth

[03:59:32] And you're gonna have a gun and basically what's gonna happen?

[03:59:35] Gc you look fine. What's gonna happen is you're gonna basically say bullshit. And how are you guys changing your character?

[03:59:44] Yo, so we should all use a different character. Why is the fox wearing lingerie? Okay? I'm gonna be honest with you

[03:59:49] I want to wear the piggy. I like the piggy. I'm wearing her because I'm kind of in my slay

[03:59:53] So horse walks into a bar

[03:59:56] Which means you are the pink shirt that you got today. Yo, hey don't that's no dude

[04:00:01] But you're in your sleigh. I ride. It's like Laura accurate

[04:00:04] So horse walks into a bar. All right, so I'm using cupcake. All right, let's go guys. You ready to play

[04:00:11] Can before we so wait, what are we playing? Liars deck?

[04:00:14] Why are you guys nice liar slots? Yeah, they updated the game

[04:00:18] So I think we should start off with the original and feel out and then

[04:00:23] the other one's after.

[04:00:25] Okay.

[04:00:26] Okay, can anyone if-

[04:00:27] It's like a log in front of his meat?

[04:00:30] Oh, what the fuck?

[04:00:31] Wait, how do you start?

[04:00:32] Oh, it's a dick curtain.

[04:00:34] Wait, I have a fucking dick?

[04:00:36] Wait, how do you start it?

[04:00:37] He's clicking already, like, everyone has to click already.

[04:00:39] We all- if- uh, Dante has to ready up and then we-

[04:00:41] Okay, I'm ready.

[04:00:44] Guys, ready up.

[04:00:45] Yeah, I'm ready to-

[04:00:46] I'm ready to-

[04:00:47] Now you have to start-

[04:00:48] Oh, there we go.

[04:00:49] Okay.

[04:00:50] Alright.

[04:00:51] I can't wait to hear the voice lines.

[04:00:54] It's time to be good at lying.

[04:00:56] Let's see who's actually good at lying.

[04:00:58] Guys, no cheating.

[04:00:59] Guys, no cheating.

[04:01:00] Wait, yeah, definitely put your chat and emote on me for this.

[04:01:03] I'm not gonna lie.

[04:01:04] I'm just gonna close my chat.

[04:01:05] How do we do that?

[04:01:06] Is it slash emote?

[04:01:07] Yeah, I'm just closing my chat.

[04:01:09] Yeah, put in an emote on me.

[04:01:10] Alright, f**k, I got emote on me.

[04:01:12] Alright, lock in.

[04:01:16] Dude, I'm telling you right now I never lose these games.

[04:01:18] So wait, they changed old f**king games.

[04:01:20] What is this what is this shit? How do I look in my car?

[04:01:26] So what is it? What's the thing that what's the wild card again?

[04:01:30] Joker so I have one

[04:01:34] You got to put down what do we have you would put you claim space

[04:01:39] So basically you got to basically put down all your aces and you got a lot

[04:01:44] Yeah, you know it comes to you and you claim a certain amount of hard in a certain

[04:01:50] One ace and he could call bullshit cuz Ron's here right

[04:01:56] Everybody understand if you're wrong you play Russian blood he bet so Donnie you put out an ace yeah

[04:02:05] Okay

[04:02:11] How do you call how do you call bullshit? I don't know they changed their commands

[04:02:15] But I mean I don't recommend calling bullshit cuz I put down one ace

[04:02:17] I don't know how to even put down a

[04:02:21] All right, I charge this oh shit. Okay, guys to call wire. It's X

[04:02:28] How do you know this it's top right top right? It says it on your bed. Okay, I am not seeing I

[04:02:34] Think it's when you're ready

[04:02:36] Oh, J.C. Can you hear my character? Listen ready chopped you yes

[04:02:41] one eight

[04:02:43] You call that shit, call that shit, he does not have an ace, call that shit, he does not have an ace.

[04:02:51] You guys are idiots. I've literally manipulated and gasped at you.

[04:02:55] Oh no, oh no. Okay so basically you have a 1-6 chance.

[04:02:59] And you're...

[04:03:01] Ain't the first time I've stared down death.

[04:03:04] Oh my god. It's like listening to chat, gpt talk.

[04:03:08] Wait is it AI? Uncompetent? You're good.

[04:03:10] Dude the voice lines are AI.

[04:03:12] Oh

[04:03:14] Has to be I mean that sounded so bad. What is the middle finger? How do I do?

[04:03:20] Okay, so wait do we need to put down asus now you're supposed to lie about it

[04:03:24] Yeah, it's an ace. No, he couldn't have died there because it's right now. He has one bullet in the chamber

[04:03:30] We all have zero

[04:03:32] One and six chance you have six no it's a one and six

[04:03:35] No, it doesn't get higher every time. Yeah, but that means you're going down the barrel

[04:03:40] So like I'll say it's five out of six. That means the next one has

[04:03:47] You know what? Yeah, you know what let's just let's just all put that one ace. We're not yes. I put down two

[04:03:56] Dude, there's a monkey behind you what playing up. Oh, he's on a banjo

[04:04:00] I can't see I can't see

[04:04:03] Close right so Dante's you see you trying to distract you

[04:04:06] No, wait, do you guys see the bear behind Jinxie that's stroking his shit?

[04:04:11] He is stroking to you Jinxie, I'm not gonna lie.

[04:04:13] He's not essentially watching you right now.

[04:04:15] There is a bear behind me right now.

[04:04:17] And he's hand on his penis.

[04:04:19] He has his hand on his inner thigh.

[04:04:21] Oh, he's standing up.

[04:04:23] He heard us.

[04:04:25] He's walking towards you.

[04:04:27] Jinxie, he's looking.

[04:04:29] He does not have two aces.

[04:04:31] He does not have two aces.

[04:04:33] See, I don't think he has two aces.

[04:04:35] Oh my god, he had two aces you're going yeah

[04:04:41] It's your choice to

[04:04:47] You're good

[04:04:50] Why do you stretch it as chain emote? Oh, it's Queens table now. Ween's table easy classic very nice

[04:04:56] So let's go ahead don't let's put down some Queens. How many Queens you got I?

[04:05:00] Got one to the left of me. So here's the thing don't as you could put down as many

[04:05:05] down this you can put down as many as you want like you can put down all of

[04:05:10] your cards I'm pretty sure if you really want to

[04:05:13] dude I don't know you're you're being a little too fucking uh no no no I'll show

[04:05:17] you I'll show you look look look at this I put down a bullshit card I won't call it

[04:05:21] on you I won't call it on you I promise you I won't call it okay deal deal deal

[04:05:24] one queen okay so here Joe I'm gonna put down chop it down it's one two three

[04:05:29] You're four queens you think what do you think put for four clock it

[04:05:39] Smart here, I'm gonna put down

[04:05:44] Joe oh Joe you're a safe little guy aren't you

[04:05:48] Bushing on job. I'm a safe little guy. No. Hey. Hey, not that now Joe's a manipulator. He's not talking. I'm gonna win

[04:05:55] I don't like this

[04:05:57] What am I supposed to say right now?

[04:05:59] You're just trying to go under the radar.

[04:06:01] Yo, Dodge is not having it.

[04:06:03] Dodge is not having it.

[04:06:05] Dodge is not having it.

[04:06:07] Listen, listen, listen, listen.

[04:06:09] Before you call, we're going to start.

[04:06:11] Dodge is not having it.

[04:06:13] Let me explain to you exactly what's happening.

[04:06:15] I'm going to tell you by the way, so don't worry.

[04:06:17] Bro, Jinxie knows you're not going to call it.

[04:06:19] No, because you have two out of six bullets.

[04:06:21] I promise you he didn't put it down.

[04:06:23] time I promise you he just got a habit

[04:06:26] why are you kind of it oh no

[04:06:33] are you fucking kidding bro if I die if I die guess I fucking

[04:06:41] oh my god I love losing your gun bro fuck off

[04:06:45] this game bro this game is so good my bad bro my bad you know what now he's

[04:06:48] really not gonna put anything down okay

[04:06:53] All right, let's let's fight. Okay. What is this like a regular deck of cards to where there's like if it's an aces tables

[04:06:59] They're actually only four aces. No, I think it has unlimited. I'm not kidding. I think you can literally get five

[04:07:06] One it just becomes on

[04:07:17] No, he just played that so fast that I

[04:07:19] Oh, please don't kill me please don't kill me please don't kill me please don't come on. Oh

[04:07:25] Yeah, another thing

[04:07:27] This is like a very lobotomy version of the game how we're playing normally people get voted out when they release the deck

[04:07:34] But we're just matching the the lie button. So

[04:07:38] Basically like don't vote lie on the first one because the party what deck is this?

[04:07:43] Asus, it says so there's only how many aces how many aces?

[04:07:46] Joe asks what deck it is and then proceeds to just silently I don't call it don't call it I don't feel that one

[04:07:54] I don't want to call it one I don't feel that one yeah I don't feel that one oh you're gonna you're not thinking

[04:07:59] I really don't think about this one I play your hand calling on one is bad

[04:08:03] Curibuler dude play your hand yeah he don't have an ace bro you gotta call that you gotta call that

[04:08:09] Don't just see literally gotta

[04:08:14] Reaces

[04:08:26] Oh, no, oh, no, no, I got a low chance of dying here. I think I'm fine

[04:08:39] Oh my god, I missed this game. Oh my god. Okay, and then there's three

[04:08:46] All right, how Joe?

[04:08:49] Nice job, man

[04:08:51] Don't says just come on put something down. I won't call it. I promise. You're good. You're good

[04:08:54] But you're good. Don't it's not just losing that bro. Who's gonna put it?

[04:08:59] I'll make a deal if I can tell you joke right now and you laugh your now

[04:09:02] I'll call me out on this cart. Okay. Tell me a joke

[04:09:04] what do you call stable Ronaldo when he's unstable okay what do you call

[04:09:08] stable not only unstable okay so basically okay so yes they were not

[04:09:12] oh and now he changed his name is he changing his name is not changing that

[04:09:15] it's like a plane unstable Ronaldo oh my god I get it okay you gotta call that

[04:09:21] shit you're gonna call that you think I call that one no honestly okay it was

[04:09:27] not good okay jimsy okay jimsy jimsy jimsy jimsy jimsy if I can make you laugh

[04:09:32] You won't call it. Yes. Okay. Where is Darth Vader go to the more to get huge? Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh

[04:09:40] The

[04:09:43] Yeah, yeah, it's good. Yeah

[04:09:46] Are you gonna call it or not? No

[04:09:48] That's I do. Yeah, you gotta call it

[04:09:53] I'll call it again. Well, I'm good at IRL comedy club

[04:09:57] I get your viewers to like pull up and try and make you laugh. Oh my god

[04:10:02] I

[04:10:09] Lot armor no fucking yeah

[04:10:17] That's fine you know how this game works for a student knowing my luck if I mess up one of the it

[04:10:23] All right, let's see. Is it King's table? Let's talk about this, bro. Let's talk

[04:10:25] One.

[04:10:26] One.

[04:10:27] One.

[04:10:28] One.

[04:10:29] King.

[04:10:30] You gonna do one king?

[04:10:31] I have king.

[04:10:32] One king.

[04:10:33] I got back.

[04:10:34] One king.

[04:10:35] One king.

[04:10:36] You can try.

[04:10:37] One king.

[04:10:38] Jixi has no more kings.

[04:10:39] Okay, Jixi.

[04:10:40] One king.

[04:10:41] One king.

[04:10:42] Liar.

[04:10:43] Liar.

[04:10:44] Oh no.

[04:10:45] Oh no.

[04:10:46] I fucked up.

[04:10:47] Oh no.

[04:10:48] Please.

[04:10:49] Please.

[04:10:50] Please.

[04:10:51] Please.

[04:10:52] Please.

[04:10:53] Please.

[04:10:54] Please come on bro. You die first. You die first. There's no chance, bro. There's no way. There's no way. There's no way. There's no way!

[04:11:04] Oh, nice.

[04:11:06] Okay, okay.

[04:11:07] Alright, I gotta get my manipulation on. Hold on, hold on. Wait, are you coming back alive? What the-

[04:11:11] The fuck was that?

[04:11:12] I actually don't know. I don't know.

[04:11:13] Alright, you know, I gotta- I gotta get manipulative. Okay, better, better. One king, one king.

[04:11:18] One king.

[04:11:20] Three kings.

[04:11:24] 3k

[04:11:26] Here's what I think you did

[04:11:31] Someone's gonna do

[04:11:33] Death wish

[04:11:34] I have a huge feeling you have 2k

[04:11:37] You should put them down so no matter what

[04:11:41] I'm not gonna stop

[04:11:45] Basically what I'm gonna do here is

[04:11:49] I'm gonna fucking

[04:11:51] Call it

[04:11:52] and call it.

[04:11:53] Bop it out.

[04:11:58] Ah, I had no kings.

[04:11:59] Oh my god, why'd you play three?

[04:12:01] Cause it's just, I feel like it's so much better

[04:12:03] than what I expected.

[04:12:05] Yup, is that Bojack Horseman?

[04:12:07] Hold on, please.

[04:12:08] Oh my god.

[04:12:09] What the fuck?

[04:12:10] You don't even get that Bojack Horseman?

[04:12:11] He doesn't even care!

[04:12:15] That's good, I'm playing, good, I'm playing.

[04:12:16] Bro, there's not Bojack Horseman here.

[04:12:18] Joe, he's in the bar.

[04:12:19] Have you watched, somebody watch that show again.

[04:12:21] I've watched Bojack Horseman, that's just a horse.

[04:12:24] No, it literally is the exact type of horse

[04:12:27] of Bojack Horseman.

[04:12:28] It's just a brown horse.

[04:12:29] I'm a little nervous here, bro.

[04:12:30] I don't really know how to play this hand.

[04:12:36] Two kings.

[04:12:38] Two kings off red, risky kings.

[04:12:39] Two kings.

[04:12:40] Ooh.

[04:12:42] Sends it right back to him.

[04:12:44] He's not going to call it, though.

[04:12:44] He's scared to call it.

[04:12:46] Someone's spamming a button, man.

[04:12:48] He's scared to call it.

[04:12:49] I think Jinx has a ball as he plays.

[04:12:51] James, you call it, bro. Trust me.

[04:12:52] He's not gonna call it. He knows better.

[04:12:54] I'm his daddy. They're not gonna call it.

[04:12:56] Who's your daddy?

[04:12:57] I was thinking about calling it, but I was thinking about calling it.

[04:12:58] Good, yes!

[04:12:59] Those were your real ones.

[04:13:00] Thank you.

[04:13:00] Those were your real ones.

[04:13:01] Thank you.

[04:13:01] I was thinking about calling it.

[04:13:03] Oh, no.

[04:13:04] Oh, no.

[04:13:05] Oh, no.

[04:13:06] For you!

[04:13:07] Oh, no, for you!

[04:13:09] Please don't die.

[04:13:10] Please die.

[04:13:11] Don't die.

[04:13:12] Don't die.

[04:13:13] Please, please, please, please, please, please.

[04:13:14] Taking chances.

[04:13:17] No.

[04:13:18] No, no, no, no, no.

[04:13:21] All right, all right, all right, all right.

[04:13:23] No, no, no.

[04:13:29] What beer are you drinking, Jainxie?

[04:13:31] Peroni.

[04:13:32] Yo, Joe, how ballsy should I be?

[04:13:35] You should be real ballsy here.

[04:13:36] He's drinking a Peroni.

[04:13:37] That means that whatever he plays matches alive.

[04:13:40] I'm going to match him every time.

[04:13:41] I'm matching every time.

[04:13:42] Oh my god, he just played two fucking queens, dude.

[04:13:44] I guarantee it.

[04:13:45] I'm going to match him every fucking time.

[04:13:48] Two kings.

[04:13:49] Oh no.

[04:13:50] All that oh no Joe Joe. Oh, no, do I call it Joe or do I put down three chicks?

[04:14:04] Play this fake car

[04:14:06] My god, goodbye, just go

[04:14:10] I'm alive. What?

[04:14:12] What?

[04:14:13] RNG is on my way. What wait what wait?

[04:14:17] Hold his fun point. Okay, let's go

[04:14:22] Hey, he has plot armor now. I see what that a bullshit. We're doing I got you

[04:14:26] Bro, we got to play the dice one

[04:14:29] That one is not to the problem is I have no king. So I'm just gonna call liar. Oh

[04:14:35] My god, I'll rip. Yo, I have no kings, but I had one. I mean, bro. I know it's yeah

[04:14:40] But he has a low chance of dying. Yeah, what do I have? What do I have? What I have just another scar collection

[04:14:47] Okay, good close one

[04:14:50] You wait run drags weird or two

[04:14:53] You three you three

[04:14:56] You have 50% chance of dying

[04:14:59] Things if they shipped a new up to the shock them wait around

[04:15:05] No, I'd have a 33%

[04:15:07] You know there's a dying either liver you die. No, you know 50% chance of dying

[04:15:11] There's three shots left, and it's a one and three. Oh, sorry

[04:15:14] Yeah, I'm thinking there's three bullets in the chamber and you're spending it

[04:15:20] How is he alive? I don't know what let's just keep playing

[04:15:25] Why what oh no for you bro you're done

[04:15:32] Shazam we home we have

[04:15:35] It's over say goodbye. There's no way if you don't die. This is plot or my own dog

[04:15:44] Oh my god!

[04:15:46] Are you guys going to play another one?

[04:15:48] Yeah, let's go again.

[04:15:50] You guys are doing good.

[04:15:52] The iconic one.

[04:15:54] The dice one, I remember being fun.

[04:15:57] But I haven't played the other two.

[04:15:59] Chat poker is good.

[04:16:01] Liar's poker.

[04:16:03] I don't know how to play dice, but let's do it.

[04:16:25] Dice you just claim how many dice you go like there are four fours we all have five dice

[04:16:32] And you have to claim how many of a number you think are on the table total.

[04:16:36] Does that make sense?

[04:16:37] So if you have like two twos, a three, a four, and two fives, you could claim more than that,

[04:16:44] assuming like you're guessing what everybody else has combined with yours.

[04:16:47] Okay, I think I understand.

[04:16:49] Alright, guys.

[04:16:50] I'm gonna knock you in.

[04:16:52] We're at the two-fifth final!

[04:16:54] You know it only once again.

[04:16:57] Alright.

[04:16:58] Oh my god, Joe, Joe, great minds thinking like with this skin here.

[04:17:01] This skins awesome dude.

[04:17:03] So I've got a 5, 1, 2, 4, 3.

[04:17:05] Why would he say that?

[04:17:07] You have to bid how many of the number you think that is total.

[04:17:09] Wait, I literally wouldn't lie.

[04:17:11] I said 5, 4, 2, 1, 3.

[04:17:13] What did he put down?

[04:17:15] Well, he has to bet.

[04:17:17] It doesn't matter if he tells you what he has

[04:17:19] because he's claiming,

[04:17:21] he's claiming what there is total.

[04:17:23] Like, I could claim anything, but I always have to go up.

[04:17:25] Wait, so how many is there total?

[04:17:27] Like, you see how,

[04:17:29] I can't like look I'm gonna claim four sixes so there were sixes on the board

[04:17:35] Got us. There's four sixes on the table. So this is like a counting game got it

[04:17:38] This is a counting game and you're guessing and lying at the same time. Got it. So it's like also math

[04:17:43] Okay, got it. Thank you Joe. We should talk more if I could get the philosophy. We needed you smath

[04:17:48] Okay, Joe. I just played four sixes so you're saying there's five threes on the whole table worse than me and that's saying something what the fuck

[04:17:57] Holy AI boys

[04:17:59] Oh

[04:18:03] And now it's gonna count

[04:18:09] Cuz he has no freeze so the odds are there's not I have no freeze either you're dead. Oh, you're done. Hey, you're done. Just like that

[04:18:16] Trick your little poison bottle, buddy. Wait, how many boys?

[04:18:20] No

[04:18:22] died. Bro, but technically he's not really lying.

[04:18:29] Alright, so... Yeah, but he should claim something he's confident in in his own dice.

[04:18:33] So how do you claim more than one? You go W and S. You only can claim equal or

[04:18:39] up. Got it, but you press D and A to switch between?

[04:18:43] It'll be, when it's your turn, it'll be in the top right, it'll tell you.

[04:18:46] Joe, it's an over-under thing, right? It's not exactly...

[04:18:48] Are you that is a dude all that shit instantly dumb are you dumb?

[04:18:57] You're not you're not going that is stupid because then now you have to claim seven or above of something else

[04:19:08] You think that there's oh you're fucked. Oh my god. No, I'm not I have zero

[04:19:18] Wait guess what your dad I think the maximum is seven anyway, bro. What the fuck? No you weak you can have like

[04:19:33] Why would you claim seven threes on the first

[04:19:36] Because I have three so if two other people have three then there's like at least not

[04:19:40] Yeah, that's rare that you have three of us

[04:19:43] Outline

[04:19:44] Three threes

[04:19:46] Wait, four now?

[04:19:47] Four threes

[04:19:48] Well that's not bad at all

[04:19:50] Lie all you want, I'm not paying for yours

[04:19:52] What?

[04:19:55] Oh, Jynxie's character is chirping you

[04:19:57] So I have to say there's either over or under

[04:20:00] Oh my god

[04:20:01] Yeah, this is f**k

[04:20:02] This is not lucky

[04:20:03] You can't, no Jynxie it's not under

[04:20:05] Equal to or above yeah, this is kind of fucked you just fuck them over low key

[04:20:09] You're saying I have blank amount

[04:20:11] But you're saying we have four fours. We have six seconds. It has to be either equal

[04:20:17] Five what so what I'm just

[04:20:27] Can't claim under your point. It's always going up. Yeah, so basically you're not either after we're above

[04:20:33] You're going to hold table as four fours for more

[04:20:52] This is pretty easy when you have some fun at this

[04:20:57] So I'm saying there's more than one one, but you don't have to do so basically you could do like you're claiming

[04:21:02] No, you're claiming equal to or above. Yeah, that's one one. Yeah, of course, there's one one

[04:21:07] You probably have one. Yeah, what a loser bad, eh? I'm gonna do Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe you gotta do fours or no

[04:21:16] I'll let you in on I'll tell you what I have if you want to bet something ballsy. Yeah, I got you. Whoa

[04:21:21] Collusion

[04:21:24] No, I have three twos. What the fuck is going on? You have three twos, but what else you got?

[04:21:29] I feel good about that one. I'm not I feel good about that one.

[04:21:39] I've got two. Don't tell me you have another game. Oh my god. Please. Please. Please. Please.

[04:21:52] I also lied about the twos. I don't have twos.

[04:21:58] No, I was hoping that you would claim like six twos and I was just gonna call it.

[04:22:05] I have two lives. I have one run as one.

[04:22:10] Yeah. I have blank blank blank.

[04:22:13] Oh!

[04:22:14] I was turned first. We got under that cover on. I'm looking at your dice right now.

[04:22:17] Three ones?

[04:22:19] One eggs I have three summer word I

[04:22:22] Do what is that?

[04:22:26] What does that mean?

[04:22:29] Wait, what is that fuck?

[04:22:30] No, no, it just showed me

[04:22:33] Yeah, I've not

[04:22:35] Joe believes that you have like that's the exact amount. I bet that was the exact thing that it killed you

[04:22:40] Oh my god, cuz I had none so I was betting jinx yet one

[04:22:49] Oh my god, this is actually cinema. Hold on. It's my turn first

[04:23:00] All right, it's good fucking luck buddy

[04:23:04] Why all you want? I'm not for threes. Jixie. Jixie. I'm not gonna lie. How many threes you have? Let's just team. I have one

[04:23:14] No, let's just team row. He's like what did you put down for threes for threes

[04:23:19] I have one

[04:23:42] You can't call one six you have to call equal number

[04:23:45] Yeah, this mode sucks!

[04:23:47] Bro, you just don't understand the game.

[04:23:50] If I call fours, if I call four threes, you have to call four of something or higher.

[04:23:55] I understand the game, I understand what you're trying to call one six.

[04:24:00] Alright, Joe.

[04:24:01] Well, let's just have some fun here. Let's not rush it. You know, we only have one left each.

[04:24:05] I'm satisfied.

[04:24:07] Three, five.

[04:24:09] Joe, do it for the rhinoceroses.

[04:24:11] Let's slice through those flips of your life.

[04:24:13] You're right, survive now, survive.

[04:24:15] I actually think you're fucked here, low-key.

[04:24:19] Yeah, low-key. I'm just gonna make it play, fuck it.

[04:24:23] Because honestly, four sixes.

[04:24:27] Lie all you want. I'm not paying for yours.

[04:24:31] How many sixes do you have, Ron?

[04:24:33] I have three.

[04:24:37] Or do I?

[04:24:39] Got him!

[04:24:41] Oh my god.

[04:24:43] spot on for the win spot on yeah oh my god that's so bullshit that you could just

[04:24:50] call off the win yes got on his low key lamiki bro oh my god I didn't think you

[04:24:57] would actually believe me bro don't shake him claim one more than you have

[04:25:07] Bro Chad I didn't think he would actually guess how much I just hit that shush

[04:25:13] GGs boys GGs boys. I'm gonna hop off y'all. All right. All right. Let's go guys. I'll see you guys

[04:25:19] Let's play more games soon. That was actually really fun. All right. It was fun. I'm definitely down, bro

[04:25:22] That's what was fun as well. I can't believe the game was fun. All right me host. I'm gonna catch y'all wait

[04:25:27] I'll catch you peace. Peace wait

[04:25:31] No one's gonna raid anyone. Hello

[04:25:35] Wait hello

[04:25:37] Alice, where's my game to just chat it? Wait chat is that Valorant tournament still going on?

[04:25:45] Oh my god, wow, wow is ladies still playing

[04:25:54] Yo bro, so so now I can't IRL because he's in a tournament

[04:26:01] So what do I do here

[04:26:03] I'll be calm back though. This is kind of what I meant and y'all were just telling me

[04:26:07] That I was crazy like can I get some realization real quick?

[04:26:10] Is it not crazy like if you're paid to like like I'm just being honest

[04:26:14] I'm not trying to be angry like I'm generally asking you

[04:26:17] Like I'm actually asking you

[04:26:20] Is that is that not like

[04:26:28] But that's what I'm gonna say is like I'm not trying to be aggressive or something like that, but it's like

[04:26:33] Is that not fairs? Like, generally.

[04:26:40] Nice!

[04:26:45] Use John. Guys, do you not understand the point I'm trying to make?

[04:26:50] How big is my delay, by the way?

[04:26:54] Yeah, that's what I'm saying. This is kind of crazy.

[04:27:03] I

[04:27:10] Okay

[04:27:17] Oh, that's a lie that's a lie they're here. Oh

[04:27:21] Oh my fucking clock I

[04:27:23] Got tagged

[04:27:26] Yeah, I'm not gonna lie chat. This is kind of so I basically just have to wait alright. I'm flanking wait

[04:27:33] I don't know what I am, I'm gonna get a 2k.

[04:27:44] Guys, okay, everyone slow down for one sec, ready?

[04:27:48] We'll use our brain for one second.

[04:27:51] I'm just asking a serious question.

[04:27:53] This has nothing to do with Lathis personal life.

[04:27:56] What I'm saying is if you were paid to be a cameraman, I think it's a little unfair.

[04:28:00] That's all I'm saying.

[04:28:01] I'm not mad.

[04:28:02] If I was mad, I would just fucking tell you guys. I'm just saying like I don't think it's unreasonable for me to be like

[04:28:10] Yo, you shouldn't play a tournament. I don't think that's unreasonable

[04:28:14] He said he would leave. Yeah, but then guess what I make lays leave now. What who's he playing with?

[04:28:19] She's gonna be by herself. Whoever he's playing with so it's like why would I do that? You know what I'm saying? It's like

[04:28:33] Yes, you know what I'm just gonna smile bro that s

[04:28:47] Wait so if ladies loses this he's out anyway

[04:28:59] Yes

[04:29:02] yo Andrew bro do you want to catch her one way to band town here wait everyone

[04:29:16] just at lays bro just make him fucking yo just give him that fucking ding sound

[04:29:20] effect I don't give a fuck just at him bro I don't give a fuck give him the

[04:29:25] I don't care he can't hear shit now

[04:29:40] No wait no no, I don't get it.

[04:29:47] HAHAHA he can't even hit him.

[04:29:49] He can't even hit him.

[04:29:51] Let's go!

[04:29:52] He can't even hit him!

[04:29:53] Who's team is he on?

[04:29:55] I don't know.

[04:29:56] Is this a curve?

[04:29:57] Oh okay, oh god.

[04:30:00] Why is her chat saying Ron is mad?

[04:30:02] Nobody's mad.

[04:30:03] That's pretty good though.

[04:30:04] Defense will be good I'm telling you.

[04:30:07] Offense is not easy here.

[04:30:08] I'm not mad. This is exactly what I mean though, bro. Everyone just chill out first. Okay. That's fine

[04:30:16] Alright guys, you can't you don't have to add them anymore. I don't think you can hear it

[04:30:21] They're fighting maybe

[04:30:24] You could go out once heaven Jason heaven and one tree

[04:30:31] Wait, what the way what was her peak ranks occur up?

[04:30:33] Hey go away go away. She's she or Jen Jen just sat. She just sat him down

[04:30:42] It's a really fucking good first diamond. Wait, she was a mortal. I'm gonna be honest with you, bro

[04:30:47] Was my rank lamiki I peeked at a war one

[04:30:53] Yeah, I'm down. There's one minute just baby. Just let me go in

[04:30:57] Because you're going in first and then me being after is kind of like not divide

[04:31:01] What game could I actually hit top rank him?

[04:31:04] I don't know. I did not get carried, bro.

[04:31:07] Wait, what is the bracket for Jason Swarmick? Can I get sense it? Can I see it?

[04:31:13] What was the bracket? What's the bracket look like?

[04:31:16] Jason, how wide?

[04:31:19] Once his Molly's done, we're gonna walk through his smoke and just like...

[04:31:27] Come on!

[04:31:28] KIDEN UGLY SHOPDATS!

[04:31:30] I'm gonna drop the wall and we go out.

[04:31:32] Come here, come here.

[04:31:33] Walk out.

[04:31:34] Oh fuck, oh fuck, yeah, close right.

[04:31:36] Well, well.

[04:31:37] Valkyrie and Archie beat Sunny and Evil.

[04:31:40] KIDEN UGLY BEAT ASTON GITZ ON 13-1.

[04:31:47] 13-1.

[04:31:50] Sakura and Lays beat Lacy.

[04:31:52] I could shock down him triple I think.

[04:31:53] Mari and Jason beat Silky.

[04:31:55] I know Silky's heard.

[04:31:57] 1-4-D help. Wait, what's the score go to? What's the score go to?

[04:32:02] What's the score go to? Swing the swing them wide. Hell. Oh

[04:32:06] Nice. Oh my god

[04:32:09] What 13 wait, is it only one site? Oh, that was a bad TP low key

[04:32:21] Wait, hold

[04:32:23] 30 seconds left. He's a hundred HP max. Good try. Good try. Good try.

[04:32:29] Wait, so they're forced to go A only? First in their team?

[04:32:37] He's defending easier. Attacking easier, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[04:32:40] No, I defended. I don't know. I wanted to get intel.

[04:32:44] I was gonna say, I was gonna say you should ult tree.

[04:32:46] Poco slow down. I didn't want to, I don't want to.

[04:32:48] Wait, what is that? How do I, you should ult. Just about to aim me.

[04:32:52] when you all did I was gonna say it I'm gonna be fine on no chance on how did I

[04:32:58] just copy and paste the email

[04:33:01] I'll jump close here

[04:33:04] I don't know you can do that

[04:33:08] I'm gonna jump oh shim wait so someone's gonna swing me

[04:33:13] someone's gonna face a tech walk looking things we could go out I'm here I'm here

[04:33:19] I think that's right she's right. She's right. She's right. You should go out why go out last one out on God

[04:33:30] Okay, oh

[04:33:38] Like my height 5 7 it's pretty good

[04:33:43] Hey, chat hey chat, what do you guys think of the game day today? Was it good?

[04:33:49] That was pretty good

[04:33:51] Nice tomorrow. I'm pretty sure we're doing a stream of I gum drop. Is this called dice or triple?

[04:33:56] What is it? Oh dice, but I also call it triple. Okay, if I have on this can they see the top of my head?

[04:34:02] Nah, no tomorrow stream. We're doing a cooking stream with I gum job jump spot though. Like you could I'm not

[04:34:11] You can just jump girl you don't have you know and then Saturday we're going to Vegas our main in the play tree

[04:34:19] I

[04:34:23] Think they're gonna play sure it was emote is so bright bro. Why does my chat look so small like why is my anyone else like that?

[04:34:31] Why is my twitch chat so small?

[04:34:39] Anything man you like my phone case run I use it look

[04:34:43] Nothing tree

[04:34:45] They're new update. Wait, so does everyone in my chat use 7 TV?

[04:34:48] I don't see you guys. I don't know. I don't see emails if they're allowed to do that.

[04:34:51] Yeah, because it's mad.

[04:34:55] I don't know. No, I'm scared.

[04:34:57] I don't know. Damn.

[04:34:59] You guys are such nice chatters.

[04:35:01] Okay. I'll win, Chee.

[04:35:03] Excuse me.

[04:35:05] There's one.

[04:35:07] Oh, no. Oh, my God.

[04:35:09] Oh, my God.

[04:35:11] Oh, my God.

[04:35:13] Yo Nando, thank you for the tier one. Oh my god, I can actually eat Nando's right now, oh god.

[04:35:19] Oh no!

[04:35:20] Oh, did not know they could do that!

[04:35:23] Bro, at this point I want Lace to win. I got free content to watch, fuck it.

[04:35:29] It's okay.

[04:35:31] I don't understand what this means, but thank you Nando. Thank you for that message.

[04:35:35] I'm gonna find you and make you my miho. I don't know what that means.

[04:35:38] I'm gonna play it a little bit, like,

[04:35:40] More aggressive than what is wrong with your mouth. What the fuck does that even mean?

[04:35:45] What is that? What does that even fucking mean, bro? What is wrong with my mouth?

[04:35:50] I don't remember what it is. Yeah, what does that mean? It's on top of this right here. I can't it's on top of that

[04:35:57] And I'm not even holding it

[04:36:00] I don't have coke job, bro. I'm trying to fix my ears cuz I can't hear something weird

[04:36:04] Hey, don't matter what's it like in daddy?

[04:36:25] What oh my god, that scared me

[04:36:31] Thanos no troll

[04:36:34] It's good. It's actually really good. Good. You look so handsome today. Matter daddy. Thank you, bro

[04:36:39] Thank you for the first time chatter first time chatters rise

[04:36:42] Thanks with positive messages very nice

[04:36:46] I'm gonna drone

[04:36:48] Yo guys, I saw Dan Clancy was live. Is he still alive?

[04:36:51] I heard he was gonna talk about some things, but I don't know if he did really fast. I

[04:36:56] Just stick my balls back. So I'm not getting

[04:37:00] Nothing

[04:37:04] their fuck I swung that that was all smart that was not smart unfortunate okay

[04:37:08] let's see if lase can crush you think you can or no is he like that I don't

[04:37:14] know is he like that

[04:37:21] I actually threw that round I'm sorry it's okay

[04:37:26] wait Lacey and Jason both got internet for their rooms

[04:37:30] Say oh my god

[04:37:34] I'm still trying

[04:37:44] You know what I can do hold hold this I'm gonna I'm gonna blind their main say

[04:37:52] Okay, and then go pick up tree ready. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, it's finding

[04:37:56] They're mid, they're mid.

[04:38:03] And they smoke my tree.

[04:38:04] Yeah, it's fine.

[04:38:05] I'm in smoke.

[04:38:06] Valorant is one of those games where like, it's just go to it.

[04:38:13] Both.

[04:38:14] Wait, like I actually like Valorant.

[04:38:15] Does that make me a loser?

[04:38:16] No.

[04:38:17] One more left.

[04:38:18] You're good, you're good, you're good.

[04:38:19] Bombs down.

[04:38:20] You should swing them wide.

[04:38:21] On God, just go left.

[04:38:22] Just go out, just go wide and fight them.

[04:38:24] You're better.

[04:38:25] I'm blind.

[04:38:26] You're good, you're good, you're good, you're good.

[04:38:27] Do it again.

[04:38:31] AHHHHH!

[04:38:32] Oh, unfortunate.

[04:38:34] Good try.

[04:38:35] Nooooo!

[04:38:39] I'm throwing.

[04:38:41] Alright.

[04:38:42] This is wonderful.

[04:38:44] Um, we should-

[04:38:46] I'm not gonna lie.

[04:38:48] My top three games that I would play in my free time

[04:38:51] is CS.

[04:38:53] I like the Bulldog.

[04:38:55] I don't know why I like that out. That's really it. I don't really be playing video games. No, you know what?

[04:38:59] I've been playing off-stream now. I told you guys kind of bro

[04:39:02] I started playing

[04:39:04] And that game is so fucking frustrating

[04:39:07] I got stuck on this third part, and I'm over stimulated bro. I actually need sunny to tell me what to do dead ass

[04:39:14] Like I did ask me and then to tell me what to do

[04:39:18] I was about to call him off-stream when I play he runs out so he can tell me what to do

[04:39:25] I don't think Laze has that clutch factor in him.

[04:39:40] Oh, the flash is going to come out by Jason.

[04:39:43] Wow.

[04:39:44] Laze.

[04:39:45] Very nice.

[04:39:46] Oh.

[04:39:47] nice oh get a little bit of lag here

[04:40:02] Good shit, perhaps I have no internet

[04:40:04] I live in a twenty million dollar house without internet

[04:40:10] Keqwa, actually

[04:40:12] It's all good

[04:40:16] I'm just gonna drone mid again and then

[04:40:18] Yeah, just do what you did last time

[04:40:20] Same thing with the flash too, like using it if they're running out

[04:40:22] Starlink Samuel, what the fuck is that even mean?

[04:40:32] I told oh my god

[04:40:38] Wait walk walk walk walk don't close your just say you say here. Oh, they heard you they heard you there

[04:40:42] I thought

[04:40:44] They're not there. Oh

[04:40:46] Good try through I should have just

[04:40:48] No, no, I threw I let go my boss by accident L.A's and I would have both. Oh my god

[04:40:55] It's okay though. It's

[04:40:57] I'm gonna be honest, I'm making a stinger

[04:41:04] I mean I get

[04:41:08] This part is he would need to win four rounds in a row now have like they have nothing to clear you if you play there

[04:41:14] Just Jason's watch out. No, just uh

[04:41:21] Yeah, you should play there maybe that could be good

[04:41:23] I

[04:41:26] Hear me. Why don't I just see some of my chat tell me I get internet

[04:41:35] Wait that's bad stress the first they're pushing the person the person remaining. Oh my god

[04:41:42] Wait, just just I bomb here. Just give me my body. Please don't swing it

[04:41:46] Oh wow

[04:41:49] Good job. Oh my god. You're better. Yeah, I could make this about me cinema

[04:41:55] Laze comes back. He wins. He's in the finals. I say yo, bro

[04:41:58] We got to go IRL make it about me telling you we're in this on God. We're in this and I'm trolling you could play there again

[04:42:03] They don't know you played there. That's not a bad spot. Okay. It's

[04:42:07] What is this abbreviation? I mean, yeah, I might be one. We're gonna clear it. Nice. Oh, no

[04:42:12] Um, yeah, if you hear them coming I should smoke. Yeah, but he's gonna flash out of the smoke

[04:42:17] But I don't think it'll hit you. It's large. They didn't hit me last time, but yeah, okay. That could be good then

[04:42:23] MIBY

[04:42:30] Bro motherfucker grown-ass men having fun like are you dead? Yeah, are you in my chat right now QQ the fuck are you typing?

[04:42:43] Like

[04:42:46] That was actually a good game day retweet that was actually really fun shout out Jinx E Joe and Dante's that was actually really fun

[04:42:59] Made both

[04:43:02] One enemy I'm blind

[04:43:09] She should have flashed to the thing

[04:43:12] Good shit, I still don't think they know you played there. I think you could get away with it again. Okay. Oh

[04:43:19] Shit lace

[04:43:22] Good job

[04:43:24] You too, thanks for the carry my child loves you. They're saying you're going in

[04:43:31] This is playing having a good game

[04:43:34] Can I stand here? Can they see me or do I need a crouch?

[04:43:37] Nothing

[04:43:42] I

[04:43:45] Just give me my money

[04:44:02] I panic I panic so hard. It's okay. Holy fuck. That was the worst panic ever

[04:44:07] as a boasting. Holy hell. So let me get this straight. My cameraman. That was that was a

[04:44:13] spray and pray. So my cameraman is in the finals now. You could basically find that box. That's

[04:44:20] different. Um, thank you for there. And then can you see my gun though? No. Okay. Once they

[04:44:27] once they should I go put on the backpack and just film him. Okay. Play there and then once

[04:44:32] I'm popping a football my nose

[04:44:36] And I'll just see if I can hold mid

[04:44:39] So I'll watch that game they're gonna cancel

[04:44:46] Oh

[04:44:57] Oh no

[04:44:59] Don't think that don't think that don't think that don't think that don't think that don't think that don't think that

[04:45:02] Okay, so here's what I do here. I drone. Yep swing left. Yep, and then ladies. Yep. Oh, this is just how I play it

[04:45:09] Yep, and then you swing off another one once you shoot it

[04:45:14] Auntie I think I like I don't need a peek. I like bro. We think alike, okay?

[04:45:18] We think alike you could play there again if you want unless you unless you want to play somewhere else

[04:45:22] We think alike, bro. Um, I'm trying to think bro me and ladies got to do a stream where we can't end until we get a mortal

[04:45:29] I get 12 for box.

[04:45:32] Um.

[04:45:33] Is that bad?

[04:45:35] I mean, no, it's fine.

[04:45:36] You just have to turn the flash then.

[04:45:37] Okay, I don't think I can do that.

[04:45:39] Okay, you can play Jen.

[04:45:40] And then once they go out to-

[04:45:41] Mo Chat, I can't see, but do I have a pimple right here?

[04:45:44] Um.

[04:45:45] I can't see it on my right nose.

[04:45:46] Yeah, be ready to fight.

[04:45:47] Oh, you can throw your flash too when they're running out.

[04:45:50] 100%.

[04:45:51] Shadows, Catholic.

[04:45:53] I found something I like.

[04:45:56] They're gonna go fast.

[04:45:57] Oh, no.

[04:45:58] Oh my god, oh my god. Oh my god. This is for the win. Hold on. I gotta see Jason T o V. This is wait

[04:46:16] So Jason wins as he wins

[04:46:19] All right

[04:46:25] We thinking here fuck

[04:46:27] So it's a good place site. How the fuck do I change this? Thank you. How do I make it chat? So my shit is zoomed in more

[04:46:34] But what is this?

[04:46:36] Wait

[04:46:38] Okay, I'm gonna get W stamps

[04:46:41] So Dylan he's gonna drone here. Okay, he's gonna drone here. We wait for the drone. You're right. Which one is it?

[04:46:46] I

[04:46:58] Know okay

[04:47:03] No, it's lagging

[04:47:07] There's main I'm gonna walk up tree up that John you want to come with me

[04:47:12] I close the door.

[04:47:19] I'm lagging.

[04:47:24] I'm in a tree.

[04:47:26] Oh no.

[04:47:27] Oh no.

[04:47:28] Oh no.

[04:47:29] Oh no.

[04:47:30] Oh no.

[04:47:31] Oh no.

[04:47:32] Oh no.

[04:47:33] Oh no.

[04:47:34] Oh no.

[04:47:35] Oh no.

[04:47:36] Oh no.

[04:48:07] well they know no ladies wait so all good all fucking good all right well gg's

[04:48:17] gg's no no no no thanks for the carry though no thanks for choosing me thanks

[04:48:24] for no way one one Jason took Sakura out of the bracket wait check wait chat how

[04:48:31] How do I fix my Twitch chat? What is it?

[04:48:33] Looooooooooool

[04:48:34] What do you do?

[04:48:35] Looooooooooool

[04:48:37] Hey, hey, honestly, valiant effort, bro. Very valiant, very nice try.

[04:48:43] What is it?

[04:48:44] Yeah, man.

[04:48:45] Yeah, bro. You know, just a bit of advice, you know, next time, but don't drone off-grip.

[04:48:51] You know, it's just very obvious...

[04:48:52] You can't?

[04:48:53] You know what I mean?

[04:48:54] What the fuck did I just do? You just told me control W. What the fuck was... Yo, you dick!

[04:48:59] play you know what I mean um yeah thanks for having me thank you for coming bro last minute man

[04:49:06] yep had a great time playing W.L.A.s, W.L.A.s

[04:49:10] all right GGs though GGs fuck you matter daddy matter daddy all right wow wow wow wow

[04:49:18] what's everyone else doing in the crib maybe we should get on some games at L.A.s nabs not a bad

[04:49:23] chat bro broke y'all don't that is a crazy message in my chat control queue

[04:49:29] then zoom bro what the fuck is this gonna do for me wait whoa whoa whoa whoa

[04:49:39] Oh well. What the fuck? Who is gonna...

[04:49:45] Dude. How do you just...

[04:49:52] Wait, is the IRL sim thing set up, Chad? Or no?

[04:49:57] Is it set up?

[04:50:04] Why the fuck do I still have my green screen on?

[04:50:06] You're a swole, Shady?

[04:50:14] Wole?

[04:50:18] Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system.

[04:50:25] Oh my god.

[04:50:27] That I leak that I leak that I leak and if by the time

[04:50:41] Lays

[04:50:43] Stop screaming you fucking moron. Yo, give me your discord right now, bro. You just won't ever scream at me like that

[04:50:49] Yo, woesh

[04:50:51] Yo, two things

[04:50:53] Uh-huh is the thing set up or no. Yeah wait sound

[04:51:00] Say on God, yeah, I'm just trying to get the handbrake working this you I think that's not working right now

[04:51:06] Wait, do you think I could come down and use it or no

[04:51:11] Yes, and no

[04:51:14] Technically yes streaming wise it's a little awkward. I haven't done that for you. Oh, it's okay. Um, I heard that lacy has internet. Is this true?

[04:51:23] The fuck

[04:51:25] Wait, is that going through his TV? It was my chat line. They said he got internet set up. I

[04:51:30] Don't know what internet he would have got so I got lied

[04:51:35] Unless unless drew like drove to like T-Mobile or something about like a hot spot

[04:51:40] Wait they're saying he did get T-Mobile

[04:51:44] Okay, that's probably what he did. So what is that?

[04:51:47] I mean, it's just a hot spot. It's like your phone data

[04:51:49] It's like a little bit more consistent than what Starlink is, but like the speed is way slower.

[04:51:55] Mmm. Got it, got it, got it. But we're going to have an internet set in a day, right?

[04:52:00] No, they're working on it now because there's no fire today, so they open the roads again so they can actually get to where they need to in order to set it up out there.

[04:52:10] Okay.

[04:52:11] So I'm hoping tomorrow it's actually going to be set up in the fires or we'll delay them.

[04:52:19] So you think the internet will be up tomorrow?

[04:52:21] No.

[04:52:22] You just said it's hoping you set up, I'm confused.

[04:52:24] I'm saying I'm hoping.

[04:52:25] I don't want to keep saying yes tomorrow, but that's like the current update.

[04:52:32] So you think it's possible it could be tomorrow?

[04:52:34] Yes, there is a possibility.

[04:52:37] I can get you a percentage of possibility.

[04:52:39] Oh, give me a percentage.

[04:52:41] Guys, yes, I'm in Kaizen App's room. Everyone gift us up, please. Everyone just chill. Where's the Kaimaphyad? Is anyone here?

[04:52:59] Yeah, I roll and come down here though. You can like drive on it and like you can show the screens like...

[04:53:04] Yeah, I've been wanting to come down for the last 40 minutes.

[04:53:07] Don't worry. Oh, thank you. Thank you guys for gifted subs. Appreciate it. Guys, we're

[04:53:13] at 77,000 subs, guys.

[04:53:15] Oh, I'm getting an update. So we asked the internet people that are setting up that

[04:53:24] like internet link thingy and they said it's looking good for tomorrow.

[04:53:29] For tomorrow?

[04:53:30] High chances, yeah.

[04:53:32] Oh my god. Chat, everyone pray. I'm dead ass serious, brahman. This has actually been

[04:53:36] killing me. I've been sitting here waiting for innerwebs for fucking ever man. Yo guys

[04:53:46] where's the chai mafia at? I'm back. Can I get a hundred gifted please? Alright see

[04:53:51] you soon. It's set up in the pool table. Alright guys we're waiting for a lace to come up

[04:53:56] right now but in the meantime can we get some gifted subs or no hello guys where's my gifted

[04:54:11] All right, on go everybody

[04:54:20] On go everybody gift one sub, okay

[04:54:26] three two

[04:54:29] one

[04:54:30] Go go go go go

[04:54:32] All right, where's Lace, bro?

[04:54:43] Deadass, where's Lace?

[04:54:44] Thank you for the one gifted, man.

[04:54:46] Thank you.

[04:54:47] Thank you.

[04:54:48] Yo, where's Lace?

[04:54:49] Where's Lace?

[04:54:50] David at Twitch Prime for 32 months.

[04:54:51] Thank you for the gift.

[04:54:52] Oh, my God.

[04:54:53] Oh, my God.

[04:54:54] Bryce, thank you for the gift.

[04:54:55] Oh, my God.

[04:54:56] Wait, hold on now.

[04:54:57] Thank you for the one bit.

[04:54:58] It's the old biz.

[04:54:59] Thank you for the one bit.

[04:55:00] Naomi, thank you for the one bit.

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[04:55:02] Brand with the Twitch Prime.

[04:55:03] Low key with the one bit.

[04:55:04] We all with the one bit.

[04:55:05] Low key, thank you for the one bit.

[04:55:06] Be cool with the one gifted sub.

[04:55:08] Thank you.

[04:55:09] Can everyone say thank you right now?

[04:55:10] Yo, D, thank you for the gifted sub.

[04:55:11] Thank you.

[04:55:12] Low key, thank you for the sub.

[04:55:13] Edge, thank you for the two months.

[04:55:14] Thank you for the eight months.

[04:55:15] Hey, Cognito, thank you for the one gift.

[04:55:18] Thank you.

[04:55:21] Thank you so much, bro.

[04:55:28] Five gifted subs!

[04:55:29] Wait a minute.

[04:55:30] They're coming in.

[04:55:31] Thank you so much dude. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. Thank you for the one bit

[04:55:36] Thank you for the one gift that they give it a one get the kids. Thank you so much

[04:55:38] We're at 77,000 subs everybody gets right now. Oh my god, right? Just lost all my things because it's lagging. No

[04:55:45] Is it on

[04:55:47] Dude, no, no, no

[04:55:49] No, they were one gift there. They were just fine. Thank you for all the subs guys. Oh my god

[04:55:53] They you they were the 67 bits rags. Thank you so much, bro. Let's see with the one bit pure with the one bit guys

[04:55:58] We're at 77,000 subs when we get to 80,000 subs

[04:56:09] You want to eat a cabbage or not?

[04:56:12] I can't believe you really you have more than one. Did you attend to eating one?

[04:56:18] Huh? You try you know. I try to take three bites

[04:56:22] I'm gonna have to pass on the offer

[04:56:24] I really go for like a chicken right now though.

[04:56:28] I'm getting kind of tired.

[04:56:30] Wait, is Buffalo Wildlands actually doing that?

[04:56:32] Oh, I forgot about that.

[04:56:34] All of a sudden, like a piece of fried chicken, like just one, just one, like a perfect piece

[04:56:41] of fried chicken.

[04:56:42] I don't know.

[04:56:43] Do you want this chicken?

[04:56:44] No, dead ass.

[04:56:45] Do you want this chicken?

[04:56:46] Please, bro.

[04:56:47] Just try taking a bite, bro.

[04:56:48] Oh, shit.

[04:56:49] Quick.

[04:56:50] Holy matter.

[04:56:51] It's actually not real.

[04:56:53] Look, it's fake, bro. I got it in my P.O. box and I didn't see it under something.

[04:56:58] Actual rare loot, man.

[04:57:01] Bro, isn't Buffalo Wild Wings a $1 one-wing?

[04:57:04] I knew it was Wingsaw.

[04:57:05] Are Wingsaw, right?

[04:57:06] Yeah.

[04:57:07] So what is it? Unlimited Wings?

[04:57:08] Well, $1 wings. That's basically unlimited.

[04:57:11] So if I get a thousand wings...

[04:57:16] Thousand wings, thousand dollars?

[04:57:18] Oh, it's watching through me!

[04:57:22] 48.18.

[04:57:26] What?

[04:57:27] Wait, so let me get this straight, right?

[04:57:29] Jason hosted a Valorant tournament, just to rig it so that he wins.

[04:57:33] Yeah, I think he's in the final next.

[04:57:35] Just so clear.

[04:57:41] Why are there fucking races here?

[04:57:43] Look at that.

[04:57:44] So let me get this straight.

[04:57:46] You hosted a tournament so that you could win so that you look better than you actually are

[04:57:54] Classic

[04:57:56] Wait, what are you going against?

[04:57:59] Bro, I'm not gonna lie you lose to fucking Kyrie and UD bro

[04:58:13] I hear someone racing in my house

[04:58:16] What the fuck is going on here?

[04:58:26] Dude, why would you smile in fear in fear?

[04:58:29] You had this in your room?

[04:58:31] This is doing it shit!

[04:58:33] I'm sorry man, I'm not playing this every day.

[04:58:36] Why is it happening on this late at night when it's dark as fuck?

[04:58:39] Wait, so this feels like this is everything I drive on this shit.

[04:58:42] Oh my god.

[04:58:43] Wait, so this is like pretty realistic, huh?

[04:58:44] Yeah, but like what?

[04:58:45] So this feels like a real bottom?

[04:58:47] Yep.

[04:58:48] Like how identical?

[04:58:50] Like try it.

[04:58:51] Is it just paddle shifting for this?

[04:58:54] You can learn paddle shifters on this?

[04:58:55] How?

[04:58:56] Any of you learn paddle shifters?

[04:58:57] You'll learn paddle shifting in like two minutes.

[04:58:59] Yeah, paddle shifting is that easy?

[04:59:01] Okay, so usually I have to...

[04:59:02] How do you move the seat?

[04:59:03] Yeah, I was gonna say usually I'm really close.

[04:59:04] You move the seat.

[04:59:05] Wait, what's...

[04:59:06] I'm not sure.

[04:59:07] Wait, what game is this?

[04:59:08] A set of course.

[04:59:09] What's the other game?

[04:59:10] What are all the games I play?

[04:59:11] Wait, what's the other game?

[04:59:12] Wait, what car is this?

[04:59:15] W1.

[04:59:16] Oh yeah, W1. Wait, the new one?

[04:59:18] Yeah.

[04:59:19] Okay.

[04:59:20] Holy shit, these are fast shit.

[04:59:22] This is what a W1 feels like?

[04:59:27] Okay.

[04:59:28] Okay.

[04:59:29] Well, it's like a specific tune, but yeah.

[04:59:32] This is fucking nuts.

[04:59:34] So, if you crash, like, oh, the wheel doesn't hurt you, and then to resize.

[04:59:38] So it doesn't hurt you?

[04:59:39] Yeah, the wheel can fuck you up, so just let go.

[04:59:41] And then don't like hang on the wheel keep it up. Otherwise your hands are gonna get tired.

[04:59:45] Oh wow.

[04:59:51] I like to stay in 7th gear, just kind of 5th.

[04:59:53] And you kind of...

[04:59:55] You're gonna cut off, hold on.

[04:59:59] Why does this actually go to just 5th?

[05:00:02] Shark mode! Enter Shark mode!

[05:00:05] Where's the women?

[05:00:11] So this is how you get good at shit.

[05:00:16] White line!

[05:00:17] Hold on.

[05:00:18] Okay, sir, we say it's this blue blood on the top of the corner.

[05:00:24] Wait, how do I change the cars?

[05:00:25] Uh, I can't.

[05:00:26] Whoa, this is fucking goading.

[05:00:29] Look at this.

[05:00:31] You should subtract it off.

[05:00:36] Well, I haven't done so much of it.

[05:00:39] Oh, fuck, that actually could fuck me up.

[05:00:41] Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

[05:00:42] Careful.

[05:00:44] Can you put on a Porsche 911 GT3 RS?

[05:00:47] Uh, I think I have a GT.

[05:00:48] This is low key coated.

[05:00:49] How much does this cost?

[05:00:50] The drive stick.

[05:00:51] Of course, I know how to drive stick.

[05:00:53] It's a 911 GT3, all right?

[05:00:54] Oh, of course, I know how to drive stick.

[05:00:57] Actually, of course, I know how to drive stick, bro.

[05:01:00] Oh my god, it is easy, yeah, but I know how to drive stick.

[05:01:04] Oh, do I know how to drive stick?

[05:01:06] I'm a grown ass man.

[05:01:06] Don't know how to drive stick.

[05:01:07] I just got it working, so I haven't tested it.

[05:01:10] So my bug, you're saying?

[05:01:12] It might bug it.

[05:01:12] Got it, got it, got it.

[05:01:13] It might not be your fault.

[05:01:17] My bugger's think that I can't drive stick.

[05:01:19] Okay, bet.

[05:01:21] Wait.

[05:01:22] Oh, okay.

[05:01:23] Got it.

[05:01:24] Is that a RS wing, though?

[05:01:25] No, it's a 911 GT3.

[05:01:28] Yeah, I used to have this car fun fact check.

[05:01:30] Drop a meme if you remember my GT3.

[05:01:32] This one's in sharp blue, it looks like, eh?

[05:01:34] All right.

[05:01:35] So it's in manual.

[05:01:37] Yeah. I guess I did the automatic actually.

[05:01:40] Oh, okay.

[05:01:41] It should be easy.

[05:01:43] Here we go. No stall. Here we go.

[05:01:47] Oh fuck.

[05:01:51] Let's get out of here.

[05:01:57] Oh fuck!

[05:01:58] Hello!

[05:01:59] It's a fall gym. I'm down before it gets up.

[05:02:02] That's dirty.

[05:02:04] I don't know.

[05:02:06] It's like a brick or a dome.

[05:02:10] There's a traffic, bro. It's gotta take you.

[05:02:14] Yup.

[05:02:20] Oh, there's a funny shit right there.

[05:02:25] The lawyer's about to help you.

[05:02:28] When you stiff, get off the throttle.

[05:02:32] Oh, yeah, absolutely.

[05:02:42] Off the throttle.

[05:02:43] Like, shit, it was working.

[05:02:45] Of course, bro.

[05:02:51] Alright, um, yeah, so I don't want to drive manual.

[05:02:53] Can you give me the RS?

[05:02:55] You don't want to drive manual?

[05:02:56] Nah, bro, I'm not usually...

[05:02:58] I'm not a...

[05:02:59] Bro, my transmission's fine, bro.

[05:03:01] of the car is supposed to feel like that.

[05:03:03] Like bro, Chad, you guys act like you know more

[05:03:05] about cars than feel.

[05:03:06] Can you give me an NSX GT4 RS wide body, please?

[05:03:10] Can you give me one of those controls?

[05:03:13] I don't want any of you.

[05:03:15] Wait, they don't have an RS?

[05:03:17] You get shit there, there you go.

[05:03:19] Are you good with just at least gears?

[05:03:21] The power spurs?

[05:03:22] Yeah, pedals, yeah.

[05:03:24] I'm just setting the car for no reason.

[05:03:25] You don't know how to drive a car.

[05:03:26] Bro, I gotta learn how to drive a stick.

[05:03:28] Can you teach me how to select your cars?

[05:03:29] You want to do like a one-time LA or you can do Japan?

[05:03:34] Oh my god, I'll tell anyone, bro.

[05:03:35] Can I get an RS though?

[05:03:37] I think so.

[05:03:38] What's right there?

[05:03:39] That guy has one right there.

[05:03:40] And that's crazy.

[05:03:42] Wait, so you're telling me based,

[05:03:43] I'm not a TikTok car head.

[05:03:44] Wait, so you're telling me basically

[05:03:45] we can have my stream set up to this?

[05:03:47] Yeah, that's why.

[05:03:49] I have a camera and I'm just setting the.

[05:03:51] Chad, would y'all want to see a day where we just drive?

[05:03:54] Or I'm telling you how fun would it be

[05:03:55] if I learned how to really drive something

[05:03:57] and then I just like,

[05:03:58] a wisehack yeah I've got to do a wisehack yeah you want to do realistic physics?

[05:04:02] yes how does it get on this and set it up?

[05:04:04] wait no I mean you're not gonna have to be here every time right?

[05:04:08] no once I like explain how to do it

[05:04:10] you need a chat screen you can really put it here or I can let you put a monitor here

[05:04:13] you want nighttime or whatever you do daytime so this is gonna be realistic physics

[05:04:18] yeah and it's Japan now oh my god I've never driven my car in Japan

[05:04:21] Konichiwa hey let's fucking do this

[05:04:25] Oh, it's but you wait what if we set up truck simulator on this and then we just

[05:04:31] need you literally just get online and we just drink and drive for like 15 hour

[05:04:35] truck rides wait so truck simulator like realistic like meaning like if I wanted

[05:04:41] to drive a truck from like New Jersey to California you have to do like well I

[05:04:46] don't think you can do that on trucks in but you have to do like full shifting

[05:04:50] like I think it's like 16 years like you're up so you go all the way up to six and you

[05:04:56] have to like flip a switch and then boom back to first is now like seven eight nine

[05:05:00] yeah it's like bro I look you want to download flight simulator one of these days and fly

[05:05:05] on plane on stream isn't that shit realistic too like the real world yeah I see it right

[05:05:12] now this is there we go oh yours performante does it have a carbon fiber hood do you still

[05:05:20] Oh, it doesn't have a carbon fiber head, no.

[05:05:23] I'm not grabbing that shit.

[05:05:25] What the fuck, I have to update this car?

[05:05:26] You literally, okay, I'm gonna be honest with you,

[05:05:28] I tried Flight Simulator one time

[05:05:30] and I took it right into a building.

[05:05:31] I'm not alive.

[05:05:32] Like, I'm just gonna be realistic, bro.

[05:05:33] Like, I feel like everyone does that

[05:05:35] when they first get on my game.

[05:05:36] Like, facts are no check.

[05:05:37] Does the building fall?

[05:05:38] No.

[05:05:39] Oh.

[05:05:40] I'll be honest with you, bro.

[05:05:42] Like, everyone tries that.

[05:05:45] I don't know, one second.

[05:05:46] I have to download the update.

[05:05:48] But I'll be honest,

[05:05:49] I couldn't get flight simulator to work.

[05:05:52] I think it was with the steering wheel as well.

[05:05:56] Yeah, I would be lost without lotion.

[05:05:58] Yeah, it's just confusing.

[05:06:00] I'm basically installing mods, that's why.

[05:06:02] Like each one of my-

[05:06:02] Yeah, when I used to install mods on Minecraft,

[05:06:04] I would get like just gay porn

[05:06:07] that would just come on my screen every like 45 seconds.

[05:06:10] And then my computer,

[05:06:11] like I would look up how to install Java.

[05:06:13] I feel like if you fucked that up once,

[05:06:15] it shouldn't keep happening.

[05:06:16] You should learn.

[05:06:17] No, no, no, it was a lot.

[05:06:17] Yeah, and I was a lot and then not only that but like my computer started moving so slow and everything

[05:06:29] So this feels like I'll actually be the judge I drive this car

[05:06:40] So this is gonna feel like the real oh we gonna close one of those tip-talks imagine I'm like

[05:06:45] You have to fuck with that.

[05:06:46] Bro, but one of those TikToks where it's like,

[05:06:48] oh, I'm fucking up in this, and I'm like, you know what?

[05:06:49] Let's get up, and then we go to the real car.

[05:06:52] Oh my god, I'd be sending them up.

[05:06:55] All right, we got it.

[05:06:57] Oh, shit.

[05:07:06] Shit, me and Edel.

[05:07:10] How do I go third person a little more?

[05:07:14] Wait, how do I use the...

[05:07:16] Oh, that's the only one I can get.

[05:07:18] With that?

[05:07:19] Yeah, just don't worry if I can't see...

[05:07:21] It's a...

[05:07:22] I'm fucking...

[05:07:24] That's how I drive for real!

[05:07:32] Ha!

[05:07:33] Yeah!

[05:07:41] Is he fascinated?

[05:07:42] The only thing I can't tell is how fast I'm really going to go.

[05:07:52] Oh yeah, it feels nice.

[05:07:56] Check my ears.

[05:08:02] Hold on, bro. I wasn't checking my ears. Oh god, I wasn't checking my ears.

[05:08:08] Hold on, I don't know. I don't know.

[05:08:10] This feels fucking so the thing is

[05:08:13] We just fucking hit me are you fucking crazy? Are you fucking crazy? Oh my fucking god

[05:08:34] So this feels realistic the only time it's like right now

[05:08:37] No, it's not like I'm going 70, so like in real life, I would not...

[05:08:40] Yeah, you can actually do it.

[05:08:42] I'm trying to get the most of the things that we can put on it,

[05:08:45] and then it'll feel like you're actually moving in a car when you're accelerating and braking.

[05:08:49] Because if I was a trapper and I would be cruising like this, I'd probably be in like fifth gear, right?

[05:08:53] Yeah.

[05:08:57] You're going 50-50 right now.

[05:09:07] I'm not eating your carrots.

[05:09:09] Is that a cop?

[05:09:11] No.

[05:09:19] What are you doing?

[05:09:21] I don't know.

[05:09:23] No one's behind me.

[05:09:29] How long?

[05:09:37] Wait, so this needs to get real high?

[05:09:47] So, I can really do something with the exit from this ship.

[05:10:01] I don't know what the fuck I said.

[05:10:03] I'M OUT OF THE WAY!

[05:10:12] Do you want to try a drink?

[05:10:14] Yes.

[05:10:16] Oh fuck.

[05:10:18] It was scary.

[05:10:20] It doesn't feel realistic enough though.

[05:10:23] I'm not sure.

[05:10:24] I want to make it so like if I feel it like the whole chair moves.

[05:10:27] Yeah yeah. Is that the motion of them?

[05:10:29] Yeah, and then the guy just messaged me that we're getting one chat. We're gonna get one that I moved with it

[05:10:36] How much is that rig I think just the motion rig like things they can put under this alone

[05:10:42] I think they're like for brand like the good ones. They're expensive as fuck. They're gonna spot us. Yeah

[05:10:49] Thank you to the chat for watching this bro for giving us clap

[05:10:53] That makes sure me

[05:10:59] Uh, okay, what should I do to me?

[05:11:04] This is the feet all over.

[05:11:05] Uh, I haven't tested the audio yet.

[05:11:07] I legit just got the shit done.

[05:11:08] Two feet retard.

[05:11:09] What does that mean?

[05:11:10] Because you're saying because you're driving with two feet?

[05:11:13] I'm resting my fucking foot next to it.

[05:11:15] You are also supposed to drive with two feet.

[05:11:17] This chat doesn't know how to drive, bro.

[05:11:19] Just say you drive your mom's Honda, bro.

[05:11:21] Oh, Amra Alert.

[05:11:22] Oh.

[05:11:23] Make sure you child.

[05:11:24] Where?

[05:11:25] Wait, no, this one is.

[05:11:26] Amra Alert has been acted by the California High Patrol.

[05:11:28] High-Troll alias Lenard's Quintilia was taking me to be in immediate danger

[05:11:34] Oh geez

[05:11:38] That heroes I'm in here us that is so far. Who's it?

[05:11:43] That's so go be a hero. So you guys don't need to go be a hero when someone literally stuck in up

[05:11:49] Got it insane. Yeah, you want me to turn

[05:11:54] I should turn the shifter back on

[05:11:56] My Porsche, you can just stay in second gear for this one, you should get a nice balance

[05:12:04] So where do I do it right here?

[05:12:06] I mean, yeah

[05:12:08] So you can clutch kick it, you can do whatever you want

[05:12:10] What is this?

[05:12:16] I already lost it

[05:12:18] So this is like that in one of my Porsche?

[05:12:21] No, this is a different car

[05:12:23] I know, but how similar?

[05:12:24] I got a feather, feather, feather, feather, no, no, see I fucked it up, it's okay I'm

[05:12:38] Ready?

[05:12:39] Yeah.

[05:12:40] Wait, look here.

[05:12:45] No!

[05:12:46] Take your aim.

[05:12:51] Everyone knows you can tap the brake, it sweeps you.

[05:13:04] What the fuck are you doing?

[05:13:06] I don't think that's why I'm doing this.

[05:13:08] Whoa, how do I do it?

[05:13:10] You want me to just show you?

[05:13:12] No, you're going to pour it apart.

[05:13:14] Okay, I'm just going to explain it as I do it.

[05:13:16] No, you're going to pour it apart.

[05:13:18] No. It's hard to explain.

[05:13:20] Okay, so right now you're too much on the gas.

[05:13:22] What you're doing is 100 and zero.

[05:13:24] Try hitting the gas and then feather it

[05:13:26] between like 80% to like 60%.

[05:13:28] Like just like have it like as unique gas.

[05:13:30] Like just like have it like as unique gas.

[05:13:32] Alright, so what do you want to do?

[05:13:39] So, go, drive forward, so drive forward, and you're going to turn the wheel about 90,

[05:13:46] and then you're just going to gas it, and then go on the wheel once you gas it.

[05:13:50] Yeah, got it, got it, got it.

[05:13:51] So, can I just show you?

[05:13:52] No, no.

[05:13:53] You get it.

[05:13:54] So you go up.

[05:13:55] Yeah, look, go the other way.

[05:13:56] And then you go 90, and then gas, and then you're going to let go.

[05:14:01] And on gas, I get like 60% of what I have to do with my whole base.

[05:14:07] There you go.

[05:14:16] So your cat wheels are spinning out of the tray over here.

[05:14:25] There you go.

[05:14:26] But you're doing a thing where you're just like gasp on, off, on, off, like you want to find that like medium brown where you can like sit on the gas at like 60% and it just keeps doing donuts.

[05:14:38] You just have to play with the wheel like a little bit.

[05:14:40] Like you just play with like you do.

[05:14:42] That was pretty good though, no?

[05:14:43] Yeah, it was good.

[05:14:44] Bro, when I did it with 370Z it was pretty easy.

[05:14:47] This is like kind of different.

[05:14:49] Each person is a little different.

[05:14:51] So, so basically how do I do a tighter donut?

[05:14:55] See, it's what I said, like, sit on it, and you have to just find that sweet spot of, like, how much gas you're using, and you just need to put it in your shell.

[05:15:02] And you want to keep the pedal up, like, 50%

[05:15:07] You have to touch the pressure, not just, like...

[05:15:15] I mean, it hurts, but...

[05:15:17] No!

[05:15:18] It's just not as clean.

[05:15:20] How is this not clean, dog? In the circle!

[05:15:22] It's not bad!

[05:15:23] I think we owe it to you!

[05:15:25] Hey, look, you wanna light it up?

[05:15:31] Alright, I'll see you there now.

[05:15:33] You could do it cleaner than me?

[05:15:35] I feel better.

[05:15:36] Oh fuck!

[05:15:37] It's like a thanks time.

[05:15:39] But it's not bad!

[05:15:41] Shit, who's that?

[05:15:42] It's not gone?

[05:15:43] It's nothing.

[05:15:45] If it weren't for the four of you, you wouldn't have...

[05:15:53] Yeah, but is that... Oh, damn, no more of them.

[05:15:56] Isn't that bad for the transition?

[05:15:58] No, you're just giving it gas in the middle of the road, just to get it out of the way.

[05:16:01] Usually, that's kind of what they're doing, but we don't know what we're doing.

[05:16:07] Let's go up in a second.

[05:16:09] You just have to give it a second to get it out of the way.

[05:16:12] I don't know, you can just keep this in place.

[05:16:14] I mean, like, you're going to be making it out of the gas, like, on and off a little bit.

[05:16:18] So I got good at this

[05:16:48] I'm trying to react to that.

[05:16:53] Bro, I used to do this when I went to Iceland.

[05:16:56] I did it with the Porsche Express.

[05:16:57] We did it on ice.

[05:16:58] Top it. Top it.

[05:16:59] No, if you want to actually get better though,

[05:17:01] you should learn.

[05:17:09] What you should do is just stay in second gear, right?

[05:17:13] What I would do to learn is probably a better map for this,

[05:17:17] for this, but he's going straight to the line, ready?

[05:17:20] Punch.

[05:17:21] And then I go.

[05:17:22] And then you have to go here.

[05:17:24] If you want to be able to swap, it's like I'm a fucking

[05:17:26] everybody's company.

[05:17:27] So I want to swap it to go like this.

[05:17:30] And then I'm going to go right here.

[05:17:32] So you have to learn how to look at it.

[05:17:35] And then swap.

[05:17:37] I thought he was not allowed to just take me to learn.

[05:17:39] That is the hard part.

[05:17:41] What I would get used to though, is for you to be able to

[05:17:43] Imagine I'm through the canyons with my girl, and then I randomly sit corners like I fuck it

[05:18:13] Right in front of the well.

[05:18:15] Going around the well?

[05:18:17] Yeah.

[05:18:18] Okay, so you got to give me a car though.

[05:18:21] You got to give me a car with a rear engine.

[05:18:24] Rear engine.

[05:18:25] Yes, because that's the problem.

[05:18:26] It's my car.

[05:18:27] When I was in it, this is Sheridan, call me Cap.

[05:18:30] No, it is different.

[05:18:31] It's completely different.

[05:18:32] I mean, you also have to call me.

[05:18:33] I literally have to give up.

[05:18:34] So you have a car that's not supposed to be driven.

[05:18:37] That's the thing.

[05:18:38] Like, you have one of the cars that are the best for handling and not spinning out.

[05:18:43] It's what they made for it.

[05:18:46] My car is not even rear. Are you fucking dumb?

[05:18:49] My car is a rear engine and it's rear wheel drive and it's 600 horsepower.

[05:18:53] Or something like 507 horsepower.

[05:18:56] Like, 2,000-something, 3,000-something pounds.

[05:19:00] And I'm not talking about dollars. I'm talking about pounds.

[05:19:03] Yeah, I think we should give them back.

[05:19:04] Hey there, Snabo!

[05:19:06] What's it like in the Twitch chat?

[05:19:08] Are you guys having fun?

[05:19:09] If you are, just drop a sub right now.

[05:19:11] Yes, please. Yes, yes, you do.

[05:19:18] I can't see.

[05:19:19] What happened with dead classic?

[05:19:20] Did you have a good stream?

[05:19:22] No, I didn't.

[05:19:23] Did you see that shit?

[05:19:24] Roche?

[05:19:25] No.

[05:19:26] DC went live.

[05:19:27] Apparently, he gave some info about stuff.

[05:19:30] I don't know how real it is.

[05:19:31] Chad, did he say anything?

[05:19:33] What the fuck?

[05:19:35] That's what's on it.

[05:19:37] Someone turned the damn back.

[05:19:39] You want skits out?

[05:19:41] Why do you have to use a twin spline

[05:19:43] with every single thing that you said

[05:19:45] you fucking don't?

[05:19:47] Guys, are you ready?

[05:19:49] Show your arm.

[05:19:51] I'm gonna see if it actually

[05:19:53] picks up or if I need a chance

[05:19:55] or something.

[05:19:57] That's what happened to me.

[05:20:04] When I went, that's what happened to me.

[05:20:17] It's exactly what happened to me when I went to a live camp.

[05:20:27] Now I promise you, that guy was way less, way less, that's what I got told me.

[05:20:39] What did you change?

[05:20:40] It's just a rear wheel, so it's like a rear engine, so it's like, your power is so much

[05:20:47] reversed with the plug weight, it's like real life.

[05:20:50] You know, that you literally just have the greatest fucking corner corner, like the fucking

[05:21:00] telling you, bro.

[05:21:03] I know, bro, that's what I was trying to say.

[05:21:10] Bro, I'm telling you, I give this a person and I literally have to give up.

[05:21:15] The driving instructor did it that first time.

[05:21:18] I'm like, okay, whatever.

[05:21:20] Bro, but I actually just can't even fucking get it with my controller.

[05:21:24] No wonder this track can do it, bro.

[05:21:26] Is the track your controller or not?

[05:21:28] It's really not shaggy.

[05:21:40] None of you guys can do it.

[05:21:41] Okay, so if you guys can do it, come to the house right now.

[05:21:43] I'll give you my keys. No one's there yet.

[05:21:45] I promise you no one's there yet.

[05:21:52] So what's that first control T?

[05:21:54] I don't know how loud. I didn't care if I don't know.

[05:21:56] I actually don't know.

[05:21:58] I mean, I'm like, that's on the bar already.

[05:22:02] Let's try it.

[05:22:04] Oh yeah, try one. Try one.

[05:22:08] Oh yeah, there we go. That's what it is.

[05:22:12] See, that's what happened!

[05:22:14] How do I fix that, bro? That's exactly how it works.

[05:22:17] Yeah, it's just too much gas.

[05:22:23] Yeah, it's just too much gas.

[05:22:25] This is not that good.

[05:22:29] It's fucking good.

[05:22:35] That's identical to how the real life...this is crazy.

[05:22:41] It's hard to call it the Earth.

[05:22:45] It's like water? God, I don't get it.

[05:22:47] For my friend, he takes finding it.

[05:22:49] He can tell me what it's like right now.

[05:22:51] Or he gives it shit like so easily.

[05:22:55] Oh no, the practice is in my ass, I'm literally dead.

[05:23:04] The GT3 was a little easier though. I did it for two.

[05:23:07] But I used the same exact car, but I don't know why.

[05:23:13] Let me give it a go.

[05:23:19] Yeah, this is fucking impossible.

[05:23:21] No, except for like car seconds and shit that you have to change for it to actually be driftable.

[05:23:29] So what I would do in real life is, so what I did at Fundtart is what I would do, is I went like this.

[05:23:38] Wait, why is my traction control on?

[05:23:42] Is it off?

[05:23:44] Is my traction control back on?

[05:23:46] No.

[05:23:48] Oh, holy cinematic shot.

[05:23:50] It's gonna be a good shot.

[05:23:53] Wait, no, no.

[05:23:54] The other side.

[05:24:03] I'm gonna freak out, dude.

[05:24:06] It's so annoying.

[05:24:12] Ah!

[05:24:13] I'm gonna freak out, bro.

[05:24:14] Why can't I fucking do it?

[05:24:18] figure my ass run till I creep

[05:24:24] I almost hit my car

[05:24:33] yo woesh how is it possible

[05:24:35] once your back is kicked out

[05:24:42] You see pretty much get off the gas fully and just let the

[05:25:00] Probably absolutely fucking

[05:25:04] If I just watch you and won't struggle there's no chance

[05:25:12] It's a little harder than a different one.

[05:25:14] I'll say I added it, then I spin.

[05:25:16] Yeah.

[05:25:17] It should look like this.

[05:25:19] If you catch it, you catch it.

[05:25:21] If it lets it all the way, it's a deal.

[05:25:23] Yeah, see, like...

[05:25:26] It's just a shift and a force.

[05:25:28] It's easy, like...

[05:25:32] Oh, yeah.

[05:25:38] Harder.

[05:25:42] I don't even want to get off of that.

[05:25:49] Bro, it's so much power.

[05:25:52] How long it takes to take me to learn?

[05:25:55] Hey, let's just leave this set here for like six hours on a car that's actually playing.

[05:26:11] No troll, I think if I get it, this feels like I'm getting it, this is like literally how I flopped up.

[05:26:19] See the thing is, I'm not changing anything, so what should I do?

[05:26:25] It's hard to explain without showing, but when you spin out like that, that happens because it's too much power.

[05:26:32] So when you hear back wheels, right?

[05:26:34] So what you have to do is basically let the car spin out while you're letting the wheel just go, right?

[05:26:40] Let it spin and then you catch it and then feather back on.

[05:26:44] That's the most important.

[05:26:45] There you go.

[05:26:46] And then I felt it.

[05:26:47] You just have to feather back on.

[05:26:48] The gas like slowly won't get so real.

[05:26:50] So it's like, you're spinning out, spinning out, like cash, then gas again, like slowly.

[05:26:55] There you go.

[05:26:58] See, that's exactly what happened!

[05:27:00] And then I hit a tire and I never told the camera.

[05:27:02] I don't even know what you're looking at.

[05:27:06] I mean, Chad, I can get off this if you guys want.

[05:27:10] I'm like, I think you're looking.

[05:27:14] You like it, good at this one. I don't know if it's in front of car meets in front of civilians.

[05:27:18] What you're gonna do is leave and we just blast the music and then you try to find what it's for you to do.

[05:27:23] I don't know. Bro, I'm gonna be able to do this no longer than the person I can do this, like, in a civil neighborhood.

[05:27:30] I don't know, but there's a bunch of people that I have that make me the teacher of drift or whatever.

[05:28:00] and they can teach you how to like cut up better than to eat.

[05:28:03] Well, I guess I'm gonna learn how to do this.

[05:28:06] This shit pisses me off now.

[05:28:08] I'm a grown-ass man and I can't drift my own car.

[05:28:13] You're also trying to get rid of me.

[05:28:18] So the instructor feathered it the whole time.

[05:28:20] Yeah.

[05:28:21] In person, he just like...

[05:28:22] Yeah, you stare at her first, let go of the wheel, catch it,

[05:28:25] then you start at the end and you get back on the gas to go to the water.

[05:28:28] Yeah, it's a little too much gas when you're spinning out embers.

[05:28:31] Go only like 50% of them.

[05:28:33] So there you go.

[05:28:35] And then catch it in there.

[05:28:37] You cut the wheel a little too early than there.

[05:28:41] And you can't go up 100% on this part.

[05:28:43] Because it's so much more.

[05:28:44] That's what I'm saying.

[05:28:45] So you have to go like 60% on them.

[05:28:48] And then you want to put there around like 30%.

[05:28:51] Oh, but like I want to bang the limit or like the cool guys do.

[05:28:54] We need to stay first today. It'll wreck like much because it's speed, and then it'll start rolling.

[05:28:59] Oh, but I just want to have... It's too much to work, bro.

[05:29:06] Yeah, it's too much to work while you're riding.

[05:29:08] Yeah, you see like 20% of the people once you start sliding, like not too much, like barely...

[05:29:13] This is addictive.

[05:29:15] Yeah, let the wheel fly more. Now cash.

[05:29:20] You see, see I'm like still like...

[05:29:22] You don't want to catch it a little bit. You don't want it to go all the way. You want it to be like this.

[05:29:26] That's all I had in there.

[05:29:28] Yeah, you want to catch it real late.

[05:29:30] I'll tell you what.

[05:29:32] Yeah.

[05:29:34] You went a little too hard on the first one then.

[05:29:40] That was a bunch of good.

[05:29:42] Oh my god. It's a chat board. I can get off this one.

[05:29:44] Low key like...

[05:29:46] You want to chat it?

[05:29:48] No. Low keys. Even if they aren't working.

[05:29:50] Oh fuck.

[05:29:56] Bro, I just really want to.

[05:29:57] I just wanna talk to the mayor.

[05:30:00] I just wanna talk to the mayor.

[05:30:01] Sorry.

[05:30:02] Bro, imagine I learned how to do this, and I just go out.

[05:30:05] Like,

[05:30:07] like,

[05:30:10] you see, I'm just fuckin' stuck.

[05:30:12] Now, that's why I'm glad we're here.

[05:30:17] I'm a fuckin' burger!

[05:30:19] What am I?

[05:30:35] What the hell, bro?

[05:30:38] Why is it not, like, am I too much to be like, am I in first gear?

[05:30:43] Yeah, so why is it not like, banging the limiter for?

[05:30:49] Yo, ladies, do you need to do something left?

[05:30:51] No.

[05:30:51] Am I gating my car?

[05:30:53] Let's go check out Ronald Fountain.

[05:30:56] Does anyone in the chat actually know how to drive to some car?

[05:31:00] This shit does not look easy.

[05:31:01] It looks...

[05:31:03] There is fire on it.

[05:31:04] If you put a 370Z on, I'll get an incident.

[05:31:06] So go to 50% and then go get all the way.

[05:31:09] Go to like 10%.

[05:31:10] What?

[05:31:11] I heard the horror.

[05:31:12] Oh, there you go.

[05:31:13] So 50% in 10?

[05:31:15] Yeah.

[05:31:15] And then go to like, stick to like, barely on the floor.

[05:31:18] There you go.

[05:31:19] There you go. Yeah, better than her.

[05:31:24] If you always have to feather it, you can like stay kind of consistent just with a little deal.

[05:31:29] So like...

[05:31:30] The feathering is fine too. Just kind of just silence me.

[05:31:34] Don't do much.

[05:31:38] That's why I wanted you to start on the chord that's way easier to learn on.

[05:31:41] Correct me why?

[05:31:42] Because I want you to learn that.

[05:31:43] Okay, I'm 378.

[05:31:44] Yeah.

[05:31:45] Watch this shit.

[05:31:46] I'll show you what I watch once you actually learn on an easy car 370. I fucking master I

[05:31:54] Need all car experts in the chat that tell me what to do, bro

[05:31:58] Your hair looks like a helmet

[05:32:00] Like so my hair looks like

[05:32:05] This is so much

[05:32:09] It's manual right

[05:32:11] What is it, paddles?

[05:32:12] You want to keep it on paddles?

[05:32:14] I mean, I can't.

[05:32:14] I'm only gonna stay in first gear anyway.

[05:32:16] Or second gear.

[05:32:17] How would you get used to it?

[05:32:19] Yeah, the thing is, I'm never gonna use stick for drifting.

[05:32:21] I ever chased your ass.

[05:32:22] You never know.

[05:32:23] You might as well.

[05:32:24] You know how to drift stick to it?

[05:32:27] I know I'm just gonna fucking do it.

[05:32:29] What is it called?

[05:32:30] You're gonna stay in like second gear.

[05:32:32] What is it called when you first do it?

[05:32:33] You start it?

[05:32:35] Stall.

[05:32:35] Yeah, I'm gonna stall.

[05:32:37] Come on.

[05:32:38] 80 rigs tall, bro.

[05:32:42] I actually like that I can do this on the street. It's pretty fun.

[05:32:45] Alright.

[05:32:47] So, clutch.

[05:32:56] There you go.

[05:32:57] That's fine. You work first.

[05:32:58] There you go.

[05:32:59] And just hold it for a minute.

[05:33:00] Alright.

[05:33:01] And then whenever you shift, you just get off the edge.

[05:33:05] There you go.

[05:33:06] Yeah, that is.

[05:33:08] You see how much of a mechanical field you want to basically use a little bit of like

[05:33:24] more gas than it does the field.

[05:33:26] You want to find that sweet spot.

[05:33:28] You're stuck on the other end.

[05:33:30] Try to keep that like 10% like good on it whenever you need to.

[05:33:34] and you want to kick your backside out.

[05:33:36] So if you want the back of the car to go backwards,

[05:33:39] like slide out, that's when you do gas.

[05:33:42] If you want to run it,

[05:33:43] to do matter, that's when you do wheel and less gas.

[05:33:45] So if you want, that's all gas to like spill it in.

[05:33:49] If you want to help out, it's less gas, more wheel.

[05:33:52] I think in real life,

[05:33:53] it's like I was fighting it,

[05:33:55] and I got it like,

[05:33:58] oh,

[05:33:58] yeah.

[05:33:59] It looks for a problem.

[05:34:02] I want to try Super on here and learn paddles and just fly with the Super up there.

[05:34:12] This shit is like five, like this whole thing is insane.

[05:34:23] I'm going to take a day off tonight.

[05:34:28] I'm going to take a day off tonight.

[05:34:32] More down.

[05:34:33] How's it going?

[05:34:34] Oh.

[05:34:35] You want to watch it?

[05:34:37] Yeah, you want to watch it.

[05:34:38] Oh, shit.

[05:34:39] What's the stock, Jake?

[05:34:41] What are you doing?

[05:34:44] I'm not going to watch our video.

[05:34:46] Make sure it's good.

[05:34:47] What's that?

[05:34:48] What's the video?

[05:34:49] Which one?

[05:34:50] I'm going to watch that on the backyard.

[05:34:51] Okay.

[05:34:52] to do thumbnail for though that's the thing no we have pigs I'm just not

[05:34:58] thinking oh how you should be in this one we did one we did one with me a

[05:35:04] I think he wants to chase him in the corner.

[05:35:09] Or rather chase him.

[05:35:12] I don't know.

[05:35:14] I'm gonna go watch him from behind.

[05:35:24] Does the wheel feel, like, tough? What are you doing this?

[05:35:26] It feels like a real wheel.

[05:35:27] Yeah, I know how.

[05:35:59] I don't know how much, I'm just gonna stand a second here.

[05:36:03] Right, so you see how little I'm moving both of you.

[05:36:06] Like, you're doing this whenever you're like,

[05:36:08] you're like fighting the wheel, nonstop, right?

[05:36:10] What you should be doing when you're drifting.

[05:36:17] So, the best way to start is you just turn 90, right?

[05:36:21] You can just kick it out.

[05:36:23] But, what's called, when you kick it out,

[05:36:26] I want you to look at, just practice.

[05:36:28] Like you used to stay in second gear,

[05:36:30] like you don't have to worry about shit.

[05:36:31] I'm on the clutch right now.

[05:36:32] So when you accelerate,

[05:36:33] so now I turn the wheel,

[05:36:36] I clutch it in,

[05:36:38] gas,

[05:36:39] and it just kicks out.

[05:36:42] And when you kick it out at 90,

[05:36:45] you just let go and catch it once it stops moving by itself.

[05:36:48] And you get back on the gas,

[05:36:49] then you just play with it like barely in the green,

[05:36:51] you just kind of sit on the gas.

[05:36:53] Like the way they're doing this is this.

[05:36:55] Like that's what you're doing with the gas,

[05:36:57] so it's not a slew of a game.

[05:36:58] But if you just stay on the gas like 15% of it like this, you see how chill it is.

[05:37:04] And if I want to go in more, I just turn the wheel a little bit, give it a little more gas.

[05:37:08] Use your muscles a little.

[05:37:10] You might find that thing.

[05:37:12] Now I'm straight chilling like two people, you know?

[05:37:19] If you're like, you're fighting a business, awesome.

[05:37:23] But if you want to find that sweet spot.

[05:37:28] That's just scary at first. I done that one time with like swap, but we did it once now

[05:37:39] so it's so easy. You know, like, you would panic. You would like, you have to go at like

[05:37:46] a corner and like swing. Like it looks like you're driving on the side, but like...

[05:37:52] When you're in Iceland, you're really good at budge.

[05:37:56] I'm like instructor to it.

[05:37:58] I don't think it does stuff to it.

[05:38:02] It's like when you're in a spill, you just tap the brake.

[05:38:09] If you're like this, you have to just tap.

[05:38:12] Right? Is that right here? It's not the brake where I want to slow down.

[05:38:15] It's either I use the handbrake, right?

[05:38:18] And it slows me down. I'm not able to like stay like close in.

[05:38:21] I want to stay like super I can just get on the break right here just to keep me close to that

[05:38:32] Remember Alex did this little straight

[05:38:34] I know that was a that was a crazy thing

[05:38:38] That was crazy

[05:38:39] You just let go of the wheel

[05:38:41] I got ran out of tune and I went to the stops

[05:38:44] It's crazy, look at this in Carreras

[05:38:48] They're like Turbos

[05:38:51] So it's just the same thing.

[05:38:54] So I'm literally a second here in the whole time.

[05:38:56] I'm not hitting anything.

[05:38:57] You can just tap the brake, right?

[05:38:58] I can do it without a brake, but yeah.

[05:39:01] Like, I can hit the tire.

[05:39:02] Like, the arrow, the little bit.

[05:39:04] So I just, like, tap it.

[05:39:06] Tap it on each corner like that.

[05:39:08] No, I don't.

[05:39:09] That's alright.

[05:39:10] Like, right now, I'm just going to put a gas on there.

[05:39:13] It's just gas, you let it, you let it, you catch the wheel, it's like let go, it's hard mess.

[05:39:26] When I explained it, it's like I would just let go, catch it.

[05:39:32] It's really not a fatty ball.

[05:39:35] Alright, I'm gonna be down soon then.

[05:39:37] Alright.

[05:39:38] That was a great addition.

[05:39:42] We got to settle for extra experience on this game.

[05:39:44] I bet.

[05:39:46] You actually gotta get on that.

[05:39:48] Yeah, I'm on fucking risk.

[05:39:50] Someone's hiding?

[05:39:51] I'm out of form.

[05:39:54] See what I did?

[05:39:55] I think it's over.

[05:39:58] Did you win?

[05:40:00] I lost to this chock fucking monster, man.

[05:40:04] He's getting around. Look at him, bro.

[05:40:05] You put a song on your bossy.

[05:40:07] Oh, you got an anvil.

[05:40:08] Yeah, he is.

[05:40:09] Oh.

[05:40:10] Wait, you come here and want to live here?

[05:40:11] You got an amplifier.

[05:40:13] You came in here to come in and stuff.

[05:40:15] Yeah, bro. I did.

[05:40:17] I didn't think you got an amp.

[05:40:19] How long does that get?

[05:40:21] How long does the amp get?

[05:40:23] How long does the amp get? Let's find out, bro.

[05:40:25] When did you decide to get an amp?

[05:40:27] This is your first time using it?

[05:40:31] Okay.

[05:40:33] Do you want to also hear best part or no?

[05:40:35] I mean, play the thing that you did.

[05:40:37] You master it, no?

[05:40:39] Let me show you the best part so he can, so it's louder now.

[05:40:45] We gotta get you this stuff.

[05:40:47] With the animals.

[05:41:09] They don't change, if I had it my way

[05:41:20] I remember the whole saying they want to hear that one, the rip tie

[05:41:22] Yeah, yeah, they want to hear that one

[05:41:24] I know

[05:41:26] Come on, cheer

[05:41:28] The whole thing, you know the lyrics

[05:41:30] Come on brother, your whole chat is putting tomatoes because they don't want that one, they want the other one

[05:41:39] I think he's trying to figure it out.

[05:41:41] Yeah.

[05:41:45] It's louder for some reason.

[05:42:09] The church is turning its hands on

[05:42:15] Oh, God, kiss the tree

[05:42:23] You're in their favorite tree

[05:42:39] And I come on the spot

[05:42:44] May, may, may, I'm gonna be a good man

[05:42:48] Take the pain on the dark side

[05:42:54] I'm gonna get up and hit man

[05:42:59] I love you, I wanna be your man

[05:43:03] But I wanna be your man

[05:43:05] It's really good actually. It's really good.

[05:43:20] So, when Blue got on the Amplifier, or you got that after the start shot of all of those,

[05:43:31] I just plugged it in to test it out on it. So you basically the one that made him do it.

[05:43:40] Yeah.

[05:43:46] POV chat.

[05:43:47] You play fours every real life.

[05:43:49] Hey.

[05:43:50] I don't know how my car is.

[05:43:51] I don't know how I'm doing this.

[05:43:53] Let's go back up, huh?

[05:43:54] Fuck it.

[05:43:55] Lately running down to the bed, tired on a take-off.

[05:43:59] Oh, yeah.

[05:44:06] What are you fucking taking for, brother, for decoration?

[05:44:09] That means it's very cool.

[05:44:14] Maybe I've been down for the matter,

[05:44:17] I've been down for the matter.

[05:44:20] Yo, what's up, Justin?

[05:44:23] You know how interaction is easy, this is the person who bought me this?

[05:44:26] Every morning now.

[05:44:27] Look, I practice, right?

[05:44:30] Well, he had it for one morning.

[05:44:32] Who couldn't get all the way down, ready?

[05:44:34] What?

[05:44:35] Well, she said I couldn't get all the way down, look.

[05:44:37] She's sleeping here very...

[05:44:39] Hold on.

[05:44:43] Is it impossible to do one leg?

[05:44:45] I can't do one leg off this.

[05:44:47] You can't either.

[05:44:49] No, I'm just standing on one leg. That's fine.

[05:44:53] Oh, I almost had it!

[05:44:55] I forgot what it's called, Chad. What is it called?

[05:44:57] That's no joke.

[05:44:59] Hold on. Maybe I have to do my regular.

[05:45:03] I can't.

[05:45:05] Yeah, a pistol squad. Yeah, it's hard because you look like a pistol. Oh

[05:45:11] My god, actually I can do it ready

[05:45:13] Alright y'all. Thank y'all for coming into today's stream. You know what I'm saying?

[05:45:41] Um, it was a good fucking stream.

[05:46:11] you

[05:46:41] you

[05:47:11] you

[05:47:41] you

[05:48:11] you

[05:48:41] I'm not even unmuted, but I'm not even gonna stop it cuz I'm going fucking stupid

[05:48:50] I'm a fucking demon when it comes to offbeat acapella acapella, but I'm not even with JZ

[05:48:55] Rockefeller hold on wait a minute. I can't sit the n-word so you know I replace it with

[05:48:59] Fella. Oh shit. I just hit a fucking bar, but I'm not even on a bar, but I'm really trying

[05:49:04] I wanna go far in my car, Porsche 911 GT3 RS,

[05:49:08] that's the best.

[05:49:09] Hold on.