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05-22-2026 · 6h 59m

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[00:09:00] You guys get it you guys get it or no like yo

[00:09:18] yeah you guys get it or no you guys anyways guys today's stream get your

[00:09:29] I was here's yo bug thing with the five gifted guys today. We're doing something. I never thought I was gonna do

[00:09:36] Today on stable retardo stream

[00:09:41] stable fucking Roberto

[00:09:43] We are officially

[00:09:46] Going to be doing a cooking stream

[00:09:49] yep

[00:09:50] Yep, we're going to be doing a cooking stream

[00:09:53] We're not only we eat the food not only we cook the food but we are doing it with

[00:10:00] none other as seen on TV I come drop yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes but I got

[00:10:17] good news or bad news what do you want to hear first so the good news is we're

[00:10:22] cooking food. The bad news is, apparently she's going to bring me a live lobster and

[00:10:31] I have to kill it to eat it. And I don't know what the chat is going to see, but like, am

[00:10:39] I going to get banned for eating a food? Motherfuckers are saying GG. Yo, you do realize, does anybody

[00:10:50] in here eat a burger yes or no does anyone in here eat chicken does anyone

[00:10:54] in here eat anything do you think that they just they pull no yo when they make

[00:11:00] these foods do you think you just like they just spawn out of nowhere they kill

[00:11:04] the animal guys I know it's hard to believe I'm sorry to that guy I also

[00:11:07] want to tell you guys that Santa isn't real you fucking idiots okay yeah I know

[00:11:12] call me Elron Elron me all you want bro I don't know why you're putting

[00:11:15] Illuminati triangles that has nothing to do with anything that I'm saying thank

[00:11:18] Thank you for the six months. Did I get internet? No, but so far we're so good. So let's not jinx it. Okay

[00:11:25] You're on my main monitor. Oh my god. That's actually a heart with bandage moment. Thank you, bro

[00:11:31] Thank you so much. No

[00:11:35] Cook it

[00:11:38] Internet going out no y'all are funny no y'all are dead-ass funny, bro. Who's doing it tonight? Who's doing it?

[00:11:44] So who's fucking y'all? Yo, so who's fucking doing it?

[00:11:48] Cuz who's fucking doing it?

[00:11:51] Who's doing it?

[00:11:56] Who is it bro?

[00:11:58] anyways

[00:11:59] Anyways, we're gonna be IRLing a lot today. So guys everyone smile for all the IRL lovers out there, bro

[00:12:06] We are going to be doing an IRL stream today with iGumdrop

[00:12:10] So yes, all you guys that love IRL streams, we will be doing it. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes

[00:12:15] I really don't have fucking internet though.

[00:12:18] I really don't have fucking internet man.

[00:12:21] Can y'all see me?

[00:12:22] If y'all can see me, can you just say hello?

[00:12:24] I don't know how delayed this is.

[00:12:25] It says it's F for me.

[00:12:26] Maybe it's good.

[00:12:27] Maybe it's good.

[00:12:28] Yes, yes, yes, yes.

[00:12:30] Okay, yeah, yeah, it's pretty good.

[00:12:32] Listen, the vibes are great today.

[00:12:33] Everything's fucking good today.

[00:12:35] Let's get some W's going.

[00:12:36] We're gonna be eating today.

[00:12:37] We're gonna be cooking.

[00:12:38] We're gonna be doing all type of stuff.

[00:12:39] Great fucking vibes.

[00:12:40] The reason I don't have internet by the way

[00:12:42] is because AT&T's dumbass wants to post

[00:12:44] post stupid fucking tweets like this instead of giving us fucking internet

[00:12:48] bro so instead of giving us fucking internet this is what AT&T is doing

[00:12:53] this is deadass what they're doing this is what they're doing bro they're just

[00:12:56] posting that they changed that they're yeah I'm over this shit I'm actually

[00:13:01] over this shit guys today we're gonna be cooking like some lobster shit I don't

[00:13:07] know what it's called but it's like lobster with like other meats and all

[00:13:10] type of stuff there's about like a hundred things that I have to get at the

[00:13:13] grocery store the question is am I smart enough am I smart enough to get all

[00:13:18] these grocery things without her or now she told me to basically get everything

[00:13:22] before we start the actual stream am I smart enough no no no bro I'm not even

[00:13:30] kidding to put it in perspective she sent me a list of big pack unsalted butter a

[00:13:38] lot of butter heavy cream whole milk Parmesan mayonnaise eggs vanilla ice

[00:13:41] Cream Celery 3's, Yellow Onion, Garlic, Yukon Potatoes, Romaine, Lemons, Parsley, Chives,

[00:13:46] Thyme, Basil, Bay Leaves, Dill, Tarragon, 4-5 Granny Smith, Apples, Dijon, Seafood Stuff,

[00:13:52] like bro am I fucked or no I can't even buy the right pipes! I deadass can't even buy the right

[00:13:59] fucking pipes at CVS or not CVS fucking Home Depot. Thank you for the 5 fucking gifted will.

[00:14:06] What's up, Will? You're cooked. Thank you for the 31 viewer raid.

[00:14:10] Jump on me if you're from the raid right now.

[00:14:13] Oh my god. Who's here from the raid?

[00:14:15] Deadass, who's here from the raid?

[00:14:16] Did you forget you're the fart?

[00:14:18] Yo, dumbass. I'm not gonna lie.

[00:14:20] Don't ever say some stupid shit like that again,

[00:14:22] because honestly, I'm perfectly fine without Pepsi.

[00:14:25] I'm perfectly fine without someone holding my hand to get me shit.

[00:14:28] I'm gonna be honest with you.

[00:14:29] I don't even need this chat.

[00:14:31] Unironically, I don't need this chat.

[00:14:34] Like I'll prove it today, and I deadass will go to the supermarket without my chat and I'll find everything in about 10 minutes literally

[00:14:42] literally

[00:14:43] literally bro

[00:14:46] What is this Amazon, what did I just get sense? Oh nice. It is an Israeli flag nice nice

[00:14:51] Can I borrow a buck for some Pepsi? Do you think I made out of fucking money?

[00:14:55] Anyways, how's everyone doing today? I went live early am I w or no like beyond am I a w or no?

[00:15:02] Like bro, I went live early. I didn't ask what live early, you know what I'm saying?

[00:15:06] This is the first time. Thank you, bro. Like give me some credit. Give me some fucking credit

[00:15:11] Yes, thank you, bro. Sun you took fucking two hours to get pipes and you got the wrong ones

[00:15:16] Don't send me dude

[00:15:19] Speaking of fucking son this shit needs to stop because what the fuck is this?

[00:15:22] Sun jeep this doesn't even make any sense

[00:15:25] Like this shit dead ass doesn't even make any sense, bro

[00:15:29] Son no don't like

[00:15:31] Sonodian rig like like bro. This is like bad now. This isn't even like funny

[00:15:36] You like ruin the memes like what the fuck is a son GT?

[00:15:40] Yeah, who yeah, who banned this bro?

[00:15:43] You are a move. Yeah, who removed this guy from the community?

[00:15:47] Thank you. Actually, thank you. It'd be thank you for the five gift actually

[00:15:51] Should we just see who got who removed them wait a minute. Are that is that an L mod or is that a W mod? Hold on

[00:15:57] stable updates on here up up

[00:15:59] Wait he hit a pop

[00:16:02] Yep

[00:16:04] stable updates hit this

[00:16:06] Wait, he ruined

[00:16:09] Should we unmod stable updates?

[00:16:12] Wait, why is he doing that? That's the fun police facts or no, can I get a retweet bro? He's looking a fun police

[00:16:20] No fun allowed guys. We are a hundred subs off 25k. Let's all sit here and wait until we hit it JK JK JK

[00:16:29] Where is Lucas we miss him so much you guys act like Lucas is fucking dead because he hasn't been here in the two days

[00:16:36] Like what also by the way who enjoyed the gaming stream yesterday? Did y'all enjoyed or no?

[00:16:41] But I'm not even kidding. That was the most fun

[00:16:43] I had in a while like playing that game was so much fun like no troll that shit was actually fun

[00:16:48] That shit was actually fun. That was actually good. It was good. Also by the way eye racing

[00:16:54] I don't know if we said this on stream

[00:16:56] Jumping me if you know eye racing is

[00:16:58] Bro, I racing is shipping us

[00:17:02] like five Sims with like monitors

[00:17:07] Simulators and everything for our house fight like five of them, bro

[00:17:11] I'm not even kidding and they're gonna send me one

[00:17:14] I think one full body where you move like you move like you know what I'm saying with the car whatever so I could learn

[00:17:21] How to fucking drift etc. That's massive. No, that's massive

[00:17:25] That is massive, bro.

[00:17:27] But no Wi-Fi, sob.

[00:17:29] Stop using the emote sob, it's not a good emote.

[00:17:32] I don't get money with the month.

[00:17:34] Ron, shut the fuck up.

[00:17:36] Okay, thank you, bro.

[00:17:37] WI Racing, yeah, I'm not gonna lie, that is, it was really nice of them.

[00:17:41] Also, by the way, I woke up this morning to see a tweet by Jinxie.

[00:17:45] I don't know how I feel about this right now, but basically on the YouTube video someone

[00:17:50] said that Dantez and Joe are the versions of Ron and Jinxie but with Testosterone.

[00:17:57] Like, yo, what does that even mean?

[00:18:02] What does that even, no, like actually what is that, it, actually a good cop, wait so

[00:18:07] if, so do I have Testosterone or no, I'm confused, like what the fuck, I'm a little confused

[00:18:13] bro, like what does that even mean?

[00:18:19] I'm right, what the fuck is this?

[00:18:23] What is this?

[00:18:26] I see now why he is so big.

[00:18:27] I guess everybody has to go through humiliation rituals to make it.

[00:18:31] Yo, I'm not even kidding.

[00:18:32] Do you think these people are like real who types shit like this or not?

[00:18:35] Like, do y'all sit here and think that a humiliation ritual is a real thing for a fucking Twitch

[00:18:40] streamer?

[00:18:41] Like, Dedef, y'all sit here and think that a humiliation ritual for a Twitch streamer

[00:18:45] is a thing?

[00:18:46] Those celebrities don't give a fuck about twitch streamers. How do I fuck? How the fuck do I tell you bro?

[00:18:51] How the fuck yo, I put it on God if I had a humiliation ritual I would tell y'all and y'all can say cap

[00:18:56] I swear to God I would bro. I swear to God I would I swear to God I would bro. There's no Illuminati triangles

[00:19:03] There's no nothing

[00:19:05] JC got magged by a kid with Downsons

[00:19:12] What no no what what what?

[00:19:16] HOW DOES HE WIN?

[00:19:19] SHAT!

[00:19:20] WHAT?!

[00:19:21] I mean, that's kind of...

[00:19:25] What do you mean how does he win, bro?

[00:19:27] You know, Jinxie, he's a good looking dude.

[00:19:30] Anyways, also, another big announcement, guys.

[00:19:33] The long-awaited fucking stream that y'all have been waiting for is announced right now.

[00:19:41] I just want to say, wouldn't have been here without y'all.

[00:19:45] Wouldn't have done this without you guys.

[00:19:47] Today, before iGumDrop comes to the house, I fucking did it.

[00:19:54] I finally did it.

[00:19:56] Today, right before iGumDrop is at the house, we are doing the long-awaited, everybody asked for it!

[00:20:06] The not only iLL stream, the not only with the chat, we are doing the grocery shopping stream!

[00:20:15] Steve!

[00:20:19] Yes.

[00:20:23] Yes.

[00:20:25] Yes.

[00:20:26] Yes.

[00:20:27] Yes.

[00:20:28] Yes.

[00:20:29] Let's get some Ws going, bro.

[00:20:31] Yeah, see this guy's freaking out.

[00:20:33] See this guy's freaking out, bro.

[00:20:35] Yeah.

[00:20:36] Yes.

[00:20:38] What is this AI slop?

[00:20:41] Ha ha ha ha!

[00:20:42] Bro someone just put this in the fucking chat. That's why I clicked on it you fucking dumbasses

[00:20:48] Should I tweet this you think that I'm going grocery shopping like you guys should tweet this

[00:20:55] Yo David thousand bits you what's up Ron to do from the charity match that wore shirt of you jokes aside

[00:20:59] I've gone through pretty rough time we see I just want to say thank you for going live and give me a good laugh

[00:21:02] You're bad, bro. Yeah Kenneth you're bad, bro. You wore that shirt. I'm glad I got your username now. I can ban you

[00:21:09] Segment of desperation

[00:21:10] You know what bro fuck it fuck it ready look

[00:21:14] The the the stream y'all have been asking for live now

[00:21:24] How many likes is this sweet getting how many likes is this getting minimum? Yeah?

[00:21:28] I feel like this is minimum like a 60k banger now

[00:21:31] Loki a 60k banger

[00:21:34] Ron you look so cute today your girls. Hello. Lucky. So why are messages like this getting timed out? That's my question

[00:21:41] Like that's my question cuz why are messages like this getting like I don't get it, bro

[00:21:45] I don't get it. Yo, I gumdrop is supposed to be here in about like two hours

[00:21:49] Is that enough time for me to get every single ingredient or no?

[00:21:53] Is that enough for me to get every single ingredient?

[00:22:00] What is this

[00:22:01] What is this mint mobile launches 5g internet? This is mint mobile with the 5g home

[00:22:07] It's mobile. Yo, do you think my internet is that bad?

[00:22:10] Bro, I'm so confused. I guess not that bad, no?

[00:22:12] This is, make sure your accounts are linked.

[00:22:14] That way you'll get the bundled.

[00:22:16] Bro, don't ever link me this fucking shit.

[00:22:18] What the fuck is the Trump mobile smartphone?

[00:22:21] Oh no, I'm not gonna lie. What is going on in the world?

[00:22:24] What the fuck is it? Yo, what is going on in the world?

[00:22:28] What the fuck is that? What is that, man?

[00:22:30] Preparing you for today.

[00:22:34] So, it's time.

[00:22:37] time to say goodbye to Lawrence. So, you know, we're pretty command on this side, so, you know, I'm just gonna throw my men in.

[00:22:47] Wait, so I'm gonna have to murder a fucking lobster today?

[00:22:50] I'm just squashing hot water, like, you know, I'm gonna burn my men with no grits.

[00:22:54] Like, say I'm God.

[00:22:55] So, yeah, close your eyes, children.

[00:23:07] I don't want to, it's normal.

[00:23:09] You can watch it now in a second, so.

[00:23:12] But yes, that is the most humane way to take out a lobster.

[00:23:18] So you're telling me I have to do this today?

[00:23:20] Am I going to get caught a murderer or no?

[00:23:23] Like, dead ass.

[00:23:23] Yo, I, yo, Ibi, thank you for the five gift to do.

[00:23:26] Wait, am I going to become a fucking murderer?

[00:23:30] OK, I'll be honest with you, when I was younger,

[00:23:32] why are you saying Jason Stream?

[00:23:35] Bro, I just saw him have a guitar, I'm closing this instantly.

[00:23:38] Bro, when I was younger, I caught a fish for the first time,

[00:23:41] and basically after I caught the fish,

[00:23:44] I took it on the rod and I slammed the fish on the ground

[00:23:47] over and over and over and over and over and over

[00:23:51] and over and over until it fucking exploded, bro.

[00:23:55] I remember it so vividly.

[00:23:57] It was my first fish I ever caught.

[00:24:00] It was, I vividly remember it, bro.

[00:24:02] I vividly remember it.

[00:24:03] What?

[00:24:05] Thank you for the five gift it again, Ibi.

[00:24:07] Wow, ten gift it.

[00:24:08] Drop it me if you want to sub.

[00:24:10] Um, why would you admit to that?

[00:24:12] Well, it's not as bad as I used to cut up worms in my...

[00:24:15] I used to cut up worms in my backyard.

[00:24:17] I feel like every kid has done that, no?

[00:24:20] Like, no, I feel like every kid has done that.

[00:24:23] You know what I mean?

[00:24:25] These...

[00:24:26] Yeah, you're dropping this.

[00:24:28] You're telling me none of you kids out there

[00:24:30] have gone in your backyard, dug up worms

[00:24:32] And took like a like a kitchen knife. Maybe I should stop talking

[00:24:37] Bro, I'm gonna be honest with you today, bro, we're not gonna kill it. What if we invite the lobster to eat with us?

[00:24:44] Sayid message I used to eat ants till I ate a red ant and it bit my tongue

[00:24:54] So you used to

[00:24:56] This is how I get this clear.

[00:24:58] So you used to eat ants.

[00:25:00] I don't know a single human in my life that used to eat ants.

[00:25:03] Has anybody in my chat eaten an ant?

[00:25:06] Like this is y'all saying, you are so fucking like, dare I say the word?

[00:25:11] Like dare I say it?

[00:25:12] Like no, bro, I can't, bro.

[00:25:13] I can't do it too.

[00:25:14] Like, bro, what the fuck do you mean you ate an ant?

[00:25:18] Oh.

[00:25:19] What's up, dude?

[00:25:20] What's up dude?

[00:25:22] What's wrong with my chat?

[00:25:24] Bro, there's like hella chat hoppers saying that you wanted to hear some shit.

[00:25:28] What?

[00:25:29] There was a lot of chat hoppers going in my chat and they like, yo Maron, ask for this.

[00:25:33] I'll let you do the song.

[00:25:37] You wanna hear?

[00:25:38] No, not really.

[00:25:47] No, you're a basketball.

[00:25:49] I just want to be, I just want to be how beautiful you are.

[00:26:19] come on bro come on bro is there no why they say you

[00:26:30] I don't think Lacey was saying something so I wanted him to mute his mic like

[00:26:35] You came here because you wanted you want to hear oh, yeah, no Jason one more

[00:26:42] You guys got going on today

[00:26:46] Matt shit

[00:26:51] Who's coming

[00:26:57] Say oh god James Harden pulling up

[00:27:00] Sound like Steph Curry pulling up

[00:27:02] Oh, fuck yeah, that is just, Steph Curry's pulling up to the house.

[00:27:06] What time?

[00:27:09] Damn, he probably should have left with him.

[00:27:15] Oh, okay.

[00:27:32] Enjoy your day, bro, hopefully you know you have a great day.

[00:27:37] You got a lot planned today?

[00:27:38] Yeah.

[00:27:39] I'm actually gonna get, uh, the new store where we go from Thursday.

[00:27:43] So let me ask you a question.

[00:27:45] Oh, no.

[00:27:46] What's your question?

[00:27:47] Where does Dark Vader go to shop for shoes?

[00:27:50] Um...

[00:27:54] I don't know.

[00:27:55] The Darth Maul.

[00:27:57] Yeah.

[00:27:58] Yeah.

[00:27:59] Dude.

[00:28:00] Yeah.

[00:28:01] I don't know if the audience around you understand me.

[00:28:03] I get it cause Dark Maul, Dark Maul, but M-A-L-L.

[00:28:07] But in the movie is M-A-U-L.

[00:28:10] I have a couple of ducks do come in too.

[00:28:11] What's that?

[00:28:12] What's what?

[00:28:13] What's a duck? What?

[00:28:15] I have a couple of ducks do come in.

[00:28:17] A duck's do come in?

[00:28:19] I have a duck's do come in.

[00:28:20] What's a duck's do come in?

[00:28:21] No, I have a duck's do.

[00:28:23] What's a duck's do?

[00:28:25] Quack!

[00:28:27] You got it?

[00:28:29] Bro, bro, you got it ducks quack. What's the duck do cuz the ducks quack? Yeah

[00:28:37] Bro, what do you know that? Yeah, I thought of that bro. Oh, yeah, there's go go on my room

[00:28:48] Oh my fucking god bro poker no place of poker. I can't even know

[00:28:53] I

[00:28:57] Get that one

[00:28:59] Poker I better even know it all fuck. Okay. Yes. I have a gun drop coming. I'm supposed to cook a live lobster

[00:29:06] You know like bro like a live one. Yes. I'm supposed to murder on stream

[00:29:12] Am I gonna get bad

[00:29:14] Possibly yeah, I don't know am I gonna get banned or not you have to like one shot it otherwise, you know

[00:29:19] I'm not gonna repeat them, I call your phone.

[00:29:21] Should I just kill it with a fucking hammer or something?

[00:29:23] You have to like, videos asking you.

[00:29:25] Yo, Lacey, actually you know, you cook before.

[00:29:27] I have a live lobster that I got killed

[00:29:29] on the island stream, I thought.

[00:29:31] You know what?

[00:29:31] A lobster?

[00:29:32] How do you murder a lobster, but like peacefully, right?

[00:29:34] Look at that, it's gonna be fucking awesome.

[00:29:36] What you wanna do is you're gonna wanna put

[00:29:38] zip ties or rubber bands on the claws

[00:29:39] so they can't snap you,

[00:29:41] and then you're gonna wanna lay them down on the thing,

[00:29:44] and then you're gonna wanna take,

[00:29:45] you know, like the meat, now it's just pound

[00:29:47] the fuck out of the tent.

[00:29:49] No, no, no, no, no.

[00:29:50] No, I'm pretty cheap.

[00:29:51] No, I think I get a torture in the doctor.

[00:29:54] No, no, that's a quick way of killing a doctor.

[00:29:55] Torturing it would be taking it apart piece by piece.

[00:29:57] Oh my god, that'd be fucking crazy.

[00:29:58] What if we just take apart its hand,

[00:30:00] make it sit for like 30 minutes,

[00:30:01] and then take it apart the next day?

[00:30:02] Yeah, that's literally torturing.

[00:30:04] Yeah.

[00:30:05] But think about what they do in the restaurants.

[00:30:06] They haven't swim in the tanks.

[00:30:08] They think they're enjoying life.

[00:30:09] Oh, I mean, a new aquarium.

[00:30:10] Three seconds in and they're getting eaten by some.

[00:30:12] I thought you were supposed to get a blisters knife

[00:30:13] and just, pshh.

[00:30:14] What is it, dude?

[00:30:15] What is it bad to kill this thing in a minute?

[00:30:17] No.

[00:30:17] Yes, I'm saying.

[00:30:18] It's food.

[00:30:19] It's the same thing as murder chickens.

[00:30:21] The thing is they do some crazy chicken roast chickens.

[00:30:24] Well, yeah, do they like them steroids?

[00:30:25] They shove needles in the meat.

[00:30:27] Usually, I'd kill cows.

[00:30:29] They put the cow in a machine and it fucking twists.

[00:30:32] All right, all right.

[00:30:34] I don't want to know that, bruh.

[00:30:35] Maybe it'll take some of that fucking corn.

[00:30:38] They see, he had a song he wanted to show you.

[00:30:39] Did that?

[00:30:41] No, play the rip-tie one.

[00:30:42] It's pretty good about it.

[00:30:43] Actually, I don't know.

[00:30:44] I don't know.

[00:30:45] Come on.

[00:30:45] Should we show him our hit?

[00:30:46] Yeah, come on, come on.

[00:30:48] All right, beautiful, beautiful, please.

[00:30:53] Oh, so this is like a band now.

[00:30:55] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:30:56] Once you get a decent on a piano.

[00:30:59] Yeah, I'm gonna just sit on a piano.

[00:31:01] OK, come on, do it.

[00:31:02] OK.

[00:31:03] Oh, hey, you don't know, babe, when you hold me and kiss me slowly, it's the sweetest

[00:31:27] And it don't change, if I had it my way, you would know that you are, you're the copy

[00:31:43] that I need in the morning, you're my sunshine in the rain, but it's popping.

[00:31:49] Come on now. Come on now. They said that's something there. It's something there. You're

[00:31:57] saying they've been saying it. It's special, bro. I don't know. It's really good. Bro,

[00:32:02] you got a piano. You got a surprise on a piano, you guys. We got to make out a venue and then

[00:32:06] actually play my music. We got a venue. Yes. We can do one. We actually like band concerts

[00:32:14] and just us doing covers. Bro, wait, wait. Bro, you can do best parts. You got vocals.

[00:32:18] You could do all the vocals, you could harmonize with them.

[00:32:20] Is that what y'all want to see?

[00:32:21] I mean, we can do that, yeah, we can do that.

[00:32:23] We can do that.

[00:32:24] Oh, I know.

[00:32:25] I'm having a vocal coach that's actually going to come, like, twice a week in a row.

[00:32:28] I don't think you should have singing.

[00:32:29] I don't want to get better, man.

[00:32:30] I don't want to get better, man.

[00:32:31] There's a lot of new emotes.

[00:32:32] I saw a new one, too.

[00:32:33] It's like, oh, this is my new tweet.

[00:32:35] I don't know if y'all are going to be here for this one show, or something.

[00:32:38] It's clear.

[00:32:39] Yeah, y'all need to be patient, too, then, yeah.

[00:32:42] It's not clear if I can go.

[00:32:43] Big Brown?

[00:32:44] Yeah.

[00:32:45] He's appreciate that bro matter

[00:32:53] What well you can leave now, I promise you your stream pipe misses like your desktop

[00:33:02] Can you play a minor?

[00:33:07] That sounds like a minor

[00:33:11] Thank fucking god

[00:33:16] What is this bro, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm not I'm not I'm not no

[00:33:22] There's no we're not doing this, bro. We're not adding more. We're not doing this yo ladies

[00:33:27] Where's ladies at bro? We got to start soon. We got to go get shit

[00:33:32] Bro, I'm not gonna like do y'all want to see me get a vocal coach insane

[00:33:39] Y'all let me know

[00:33:46] My dead ass got you guys

[00:33:48] Yes, yes, yes, we're all be honest with you one thing about me that a lot of people don't know bro

[00:33:54] Is that dead ass both? If I needed to I could sing like dead ass. You're the I don't even want to put this in the air

[00:34:01] But my bro I could really

[00:34:02] Rock of really fucking saying no no troll dude. No fucking troll

[00:34:06] LAI, stable Renoto grocery shopping, bro, nobody's gonna click on this.

[00:34:15] My fucking poster's going viral.

[00:34:17] It has 400 likes, like, bro, drop me if you like this fucking tweet.

[00:34:22] What is this?

[00:34:24] Aiden Ross has announced he will be charging $25 to view brand risks.

[00:34:30] Wait, what the fuck?

[00:34:31] So I'm gonna have to pay $25 to watch in person?

[00:34:34] Confused.

[00:34:35] Last link while we wait for ladies. Let's get our links out bro. Get this shit out of here

[00:34:41] Like bro, I'm not even kidding. What's worse me on the piano or Jason on the fucking on the on the what he would call it

[00:34:48] Bro, this shit is bad. Do it hold on now. What?

[00:34:53] What are you linking me bros up in weird bro, she's making fucking food today something weird

[00:35:05] Be honest was I close the crashing like

[00:35:09] Like bro look at that

[00:35:12] Like I fucking aura, bro

[00:35:14] Ron, please restart. I just joined you know what has my ex I got you, dude

[00:35:18] You know what I fucking got you bro. I did as got you bro here

[00:35:24] Yo

[00:35:31] Hello

[00:35:33] on all love. I don't know. I don't know. Hello.

[00:35:41] no.

[00:35:42] Are you here? Yeah.

[00:35:49] They don't want to hit that. Alright, yeah, ladies, you ready?

[00:35:54] I'm not going to lie, bro. I don't give a fuck about you, brother. Leave my fucking stream.

[00:35:58] If you believe, that's coming in here, talk about restart the stream from my fuck it.

[00:36:03] They think you can come in here

[00:36:07] Did you learn it

[00:36:23] Because they're a fucking stuttery Stanley just fucking I try to I'm trying I try to

[00:36:28] God who's calling me, bro

[00:36:30] Yo, what mood I want I don't give a fuck unless you're raiding me bro dead ass

[00:36:43] Are you gonna raid me

[00:36:49] I'm doing great. How are you bro? What's up?

[00:36:56] I'm about

[00:37:00] I'm doing a cooking stream.

[00:37:04] What are you cooking?

[00:37:07] A duck, doing.

[00:37:10] Okay, anyway, listen.

[00:37:12] The real reason why I called you here, bro,

[00:37:15] is now that I'm a 30,000 viewer, Andy,

[00:37:17] can I move into the courthouse?

[00:37:24] Huh?

[00:37:26] I'll have to hang that one out.

[00:37:28] That's throwback to one of the best streams. I'm gonna be honest with you. This is one of my favorite streams

[00:37:34] That is your favorite. This was better than New York to me

[00:37:44] I

[00:37:48] Don't know what it was just a vibe, bro

[00:37:50] I

[00:37:54] Want a fucking great day, and then you have the 2016 filter on classic

[00:38:02] I'll be honest with you, bro

[00:38:03] And I have a very hot take if people keep saying like they question mark me when I say this bro

[00:38:08] I did ask the whole thing New York City is one of my best dreams. I really don't I did ask

[00:38:13] No, I just think it's so nostalgic to you guys

[00:38:15] It was like the first day after I left phase and it was such a banger stream

[00:38:18] But like I'm gonna be honest with you, bro. Like the Miami shit was way better

[00:38:30] Are you ready matter I

[00:38:35] Don't give a fuck

[00:38:38] Don't give a shit

[00:38:41] I don't give a fucking rats hoots, bro

[00:38:44] And then you send this bullshit-ass photo to the group challenge. Where did you even get this?

[00:38:49] I can't tell you about Petilio.

[00:38:51] You already blew my heart, bro.

[00:38:52] I'm in your room and I was having a great day.

[00:38:55] 10 minutes of good vibes in 2026, bro.

[00:38:58] I guess we're just being a dick to your friends all the time.

[00:39:00] Ah, but you're going what?

[00:39:05] Oh, man.

[00:39:08] Should I start the day right?

[00:39:10] Uh, bro, chill myself from here, miss.

[00:39:12] I got you, bro.

[00:39:14] So, honestly, Jason started with the band. I got you.

[00:39:19] Yeah, I'm really sad every time you turn around.

[00:39:39] Honestly, I think you should just play...

[00:39:41] Talk to me.

[00:39:42] Yeah.

[00:39:43] You should just play...

[00:39:44] I'm gonna get out of here, yo listen chat, oh my god, look at this fucking like, look

[00:39:58] at this like pantry I got going on bro, I'm just fucking snacks, like bro protein donuts,

[00:40:03] like do I eat my protein donuts or no?

[00:40:05] Like I can though right, like protein donuts are so good, they're so good, oh my god,

[00:40:10] I just can't believe you're gonna execute a lobster on live stream.

[00:40:13] Am I allowed to do that? Should I call my Twitch Ripper now?

[00:40:16] Bro, it's just cooking, it's not that big of a deal.

[00:40:18] Chad, is it bad idea to kill a lobster on stream?

[00:40:21] Anyone who ate meat today is doing the same thing.

[00:40:23] Yeah, that's actually true. Chad, I don't eat meat today.

[00:40:26] Bro, we need to choose.

[00:40:28] Bro, you don't even have a long fucking list.

[00:40:31] Like, all this of what?

[00:40:32] Like, things to buy.

[00:40:34] Bro, today is the long anticipated grocery stream.

[00:40:39] Everyone has been asking you wrong when is the grocery shopping stream? Well guys today is the fucking day, okay?

[00:40:46] Today is the fucking day

[00:40:48] W's going

[00:40:50] I can't sit there now.

[00:40:52] What?

[00:40:53] It's your day, bro.

[00:40:56] Thank you, bro.

[00:40:58] Can I eat a snack before we go or no?

[00:41:01] You don't need it.

[00:41:03] Are you sure?

[00:41:04] I know, but I'm hungry.

[00:41:05] All I ate today was fruit.

[00:41:06] Just so you don't starve.

[00:41:07] Are you sure?

[00:41:08] It's not worth it.

[00:41:09] Oh my god, I'm hungry.

[00:41:10] Why?

[00:41:11] I'm hungry.

[00:41:12] I'm hungry.

[00:41:13] I'm hungry.

[00:41:14] I'm hungry.

[00:41:15] I'm hungry.

[00:41:16] I'm hungry.

[00:41:17] I'm hungry.

[00:41:18] One hit, bad for me. One hit, bad for me. But I give it so madly.

[00:41:25] Dude, the house is pretty clean now. It's pretty nice.

[00:41:31] Also guys, I think there's a new Corbina coming up today.

[00:41:34] If I'm not mistaken.

[00:41:39] Right, let me say something to Jason.

[00:41:43] You're the one who...

[00:41:45] Hey, hey, hey, Mar.

[00:41:47] What's up, Brody?

[00:41:49] Uh, do you need anything in the grocery store?

[00:41:51] Um...

[00:41:53] Do I need anything from the grocery store?

[00:41:55] Yeah, can I get a colored tape?

[00:41:57] Colored tape?

[00:41:59] Oh my guitar.

[00:42:01] Oh no, I can't help you.

[00:42:03] That's not gonna do that.

[00:42:05] I'm not buying anything for that fucking guitar.

[00:42:07] Could I get some re-twist?

[00:42:09] You're the earth for me.

[00:42:11] You're the matter for my daddy.

[00:42:13] You're the matter from my daddy.

[00:42:17] It's kind of beautiful out, huh?

[00:42:18] It's a good day.

[00:42:19] Can't believe we're going to fucking Vegas tomorrow

[00:42:21] to sell our souls.

[00:42:22] That place sucks.

[00:42:23] I'm not even kidding.

[00:42:24] Yeah, I'm really looking forward to it.

[00:42:26] I mean, I'm looking forward to the actual thing,

[00:42:28] but like Vegas sucks.

[00:42:33] Chad.

[00:42:35] Dan, are you hungry or not?

[00:42:37] Honestly, bro, I'm hungry for like a piece of fried chicken.

[00:42:41] So what?

[00:42:42] You want to what?

[00:42:43] Really like these are fried chicken just popped up right now. I'm probably gonna

[00:42:48] Behind your ear

[00:43:00] Alright chat we have a fucking long list of ingredients outlaw or chat

[00:43:06] Do y'all want to see the ingredient list or no I can send it to outlaw and then you can put it on the screen

[00:43:10] I mean, bro, I'm not even kidding, Laze.

[00:43:15] Bro, we might actually get lost in there.

[00:43:18] Bro.

[00:43:18] The shopping is going to be longer than the cooking.

[00:43:20] Oh my god.

[00:43:23] Oh my god, the shopping is going to be longer than the cooking.

[00:43:25] No.

[00:43:26] She's bringing the lobster, though.

[00:43:29] I can't really want to do that.

[00:43:31] Outlaw just hit me with the holy shit.

[00:43:33] Yeah, actually, though.

[00:43:34] I mean, bro, chat.

[00:43:36] Today we're going to become real fucking cooks.

[00:43:38] I said, let him cook now.

[00:43:40] Let him cook, I said let him cook.

[00:43:44] You think I'm gonna get an edit?

[00:43:46] Yeah, time out of here.

[00:43:49] Chad, look at this new fucking thing

[00:43:51] that I figured out in our years.

[00:43:52] Look, so you see my dashboard?

[00:43:54] Like you see my dash, right?

[00:43:56] Like you see how it looks kind of like whack or whatever?

[00:43:58] No, no, no, no, like, look, look, look, look, look, look.

[00:44:00] So like you see it, look, look, look.

[00:44:01] So when you go to sport mode, oh my God, wait, look.

[00:44:04] Look how tiny this thing is, bro.

[00:44:06] In the real Lamborghini's, it takes up the whole screen.

[00:44:09] Ready?

[00:44:10] Shabang!

[00:44:12] What the fuck?

[00:44:14] Bro, I feel like I'm a racist now, like a real race car driver.

[00:44:17] Like, what?

[00:44:23] Fucking race car driver.

[00:44:26] Bro, I've been playing so much Assetta Corsa, that low key, like, I pretend that the real life is like, like a track, like,

[00:44:34] Yo, I'm not even kidding, there's like a squirrel that runs across there every single fucking time I drive.

[00:44:41] I did see it that time.

[00:44:43] Alright, let's go. Outlaw, when you can, put the list on the screen.

[00:44:48] The chat will probably be like WTF and then the speed email that goes like...

[00:44:54] You think the one store has everything we need right now?

[00:44:57] Like I feel like the grocery store has everything right?

[00:44:59] Yeah.

[00:45:00] And then you know we could do before she comes over we could low-key pre-game

[00:45:06] Of course you gotta test to make sure things like they themselves run from ingredients. Thank you, bro

[00:45:11] Jack I'm gonna be honest with you if I have permission of course before she comes over

[00:45:16] We need to eat some type of food, but also I feel like a cany at combo wouldn't hurt like no true

[00:45:21] I mean bro wouldn't hurt

[00:45:23] It would set it would set the day up. You know what I'm saying

[00:45:25] Like it's fair play like it would the vibes would be like it would be great like it feels really fucking good

[00:45:30] He's gonna know we're getting chicken. I mean, right? Yeah

[00:45:34] Yeah, why not so killing a lobster. Let's talk about it. Do I have to like run it over in my car?

[00:45:39] Like what do you do? I think you literally just take it off the live and put it in the boiling pot

[00:45:43] Does it feel that yeah?

[00:45:48] What if I become friends to him like what if I become like really happy with him like what if I named him like

[00:45:54] Jerome, or something like that. Jerome the lobster.

[00:45:58] That would be fucked up.

[00:46:01] I mean bro, I'm gonna be honest with you.

[00:46:03] Okay, you know what we could do?

[00:46:05] Okay, this is actually a W run with a heart with a bandage. I'm not even kidding.

[00:46:08] So, what if today after we kill the lobster, I do a good deed,

[00:46:12] and my next stream, we take all the lobsters from like Ralph's, like the shopping place,

[00:46:18] and we put them in the ocean.

[00:46:20] Probably good.

[00:46:22] I'm not kidding, that would actually be a banger.

[00:46:24] Like, what if we give back to the community type of thing? You know what I'm saying?

[00:46:27] We take them all out of their, like, jails and all that and we just put them in the fucking ocean.

[00:46:32] What would actually be- what would actually sweeten me? I'm gonna do that, actually.

[00:46:37] No one's gonna tell me otherwise.

[00:46:41] Should I call Maya and ask if this is, like, a bad idea if I have her permission to kill an animal?

[00:46:47] Is that a lobster, an animal, or is it considered a sea- a sea creature? It's not an animal, is it?

[00:46:52] Like a shark, is a shark an animal? Or do we call it an Aquarius or whatever it's called?

[00:46:57] A fish, a fish, excuse me. Like is a crab a fish?

[00:47:01] Hey Maya!

[00:47:03] Watch, watch!

[00:47:04] Oh, okay, sorry.

[00:47:06] So today I'm doing a stream with iGumdrop, you know her right? Yeah!

[00:47:11] Yes, I do!

[00:47:13] So I have to kill a live lobster today.

[00:47:17] And I was just wondering, like, what is the most humane way to do so?

[00:47:26] I feel like Jamie probably knows how to do that.

[00:47:29] So let her, let her, don't touch it, just let her do, I don't know.

[00:47:33] Well, I'm doing something, you actually inspired me and I think it's beautiful, like, the stuff

[00:47:37] that you do.

[00:47:38] So, next week, like, as like, you know, I'll give back to the Lobsters, I'm gonna buy every

[00:47:44] Lobster in the

[00:47:47] Do not do not go release him. It's not how that works. Don't do that. Wait what?

[00:47:53] Don't do that. That's not how that works. So I shouldn't buy all the lobsters and put them in the ocean

[00:47:59] No, no, they will die, but you know what you should do

[00:48:04] I've got a number I've got a number one spot for the week for the for the month of May for top

[00:48:10] donate or two of this sanctuary and that spot has your name on it for a hundred

[00:48:15] and one thousand dollars you feel me? Can you hear me or not? Hello? Hello? Can you hear me? Hello? Can you hear me? Can you hear me? Am I cutting out? I don't know.

[00:48:30] That's crazy. We stood up there right now. I think we're going over here. What's it just on the face of?

[00:48:40] Okay, so now she actually made me mad. Now I'm actually gonna buy all of them and set them free.

[00:48:45] I know she's trying to do, she's gonna steal that content idea so she gets the W's.

[00:48:48] And I'm familiar with this, I'm familiar with this.

[00:48:50] So she basically wants to steal my content.

[00:48:54] Got it.

[00:48:56] Got it.

[00:48:58] Yo, can I ask a question? Why am I waking up every single morning with like a headache, the point where I can't get up?

[00:49:04] And I have to sit there for like 45 minutes.

[00:49:06] You probably have cerebral palsy.

[00:49:08] What is cerebral palsy?

[00:49:09] What the fuck is a zika virus bro you see this every stream

[00:49:19] So there's no other option I just I have zika virus or a servo palsy. What is a servo palsy?

[00:49:31] You know one way you I saw this video yesterday

[00:49:35] I don't know if SLG has saw it. You saw it or not.

[00:49:38] Oh, I saw it.

[00:49:39] I saw someone pop in champagne.

[00:49:41] Oh, wow. I absolutely saw it.

[00:49:42] That's news to me.

[00:49:43] It was two people that I've seen together before.

[00:49:45] Yeah.

[00:49:46] I didn't knew they were still talking like friends and shit.

[00:49:48] Yeah.

[00:49:49] But at least they rekindled. Like, that's cool.

[00:49:51] Yeah. I wonder how much rekindling they did.

[00:49:57] What if I just got hit by a car right now?

[00:49:59] Do this.

[00:50:01] Okay, be honest. Like, if this shit happened, how'd you act?

[00:50:04] I thought it was screaming, but I think it was a song.

[00:50:06] Yeah, I saw that too.

[00:50:07] And if the thing happened, like how Jack Bordie, how he crashed his car and his friends head,

[00:50:10] who was filming, was bleeding out of it, would you still film?

[00:50:12] Probably, yeah.

[00:50:16] No, it's low-key better for the content if you don't film, and they can just hear us.

[00:50:19] Cause everyone's like, what the fuck?

[00:50:20] And then that's when the viewers start coming in.

[00:50:22] Where are we going?

[00:50:23] Uh, Pride of Matter, not the I-Cup.

[00:50:25] This is a new spot.

[00:50:26] Oh, it's...

[00:50:28] Wait.

[00:50:29] I went to the wrong spot.

[00:50:31] What was I saying?

[00:50:32] Wait, I'm a fucking idiot, bro.

[00:50:33] Bro, I'm a fucking idiot. I was gonna ask where you were you should have asked me earlier, bro

[00:50:39] So now you just extended this by five minutes. Of course you took us. You know you took us right go straight

[00:50:43] I'll show you I'll show you where you took us actually and it's funny

[00:50:46] You don't have to put this into your GPS you took us here at ease go ahead and go straight

[00:50:56] It's right around the corner right here. I see you know it. Oh, it's next to the place that I like

[00:51:03] I'm just making sure I don't see her in my left eye.

[00:51:06] Alright, let's go straight for her.

[00:51:08] It's five minutes away the location.

[00:51:11] I don't got a minute.

[00:51:12] Oh wait, what?

[00:51:13] Mom!

[00:51:14] Wait, how did I just say five minutes on God?

[00:51:16] It's five minutes.

[00:51:17] It said six minutes and I lied about that.

[00:51:20] I'm a fucking liar.

[00:51:23] What?

[00:51:24] Any second now.

[00:51:26] What?

[00:51:27] Any second.

[00:51:28] So by accident I took us to Tel Aviv Burger.

[00:51:31] What about it?

[00:51:33] What about it, bro?

[00:51:34] It's like, I don't know what you want me to say.

[00:51:36] Yeah, right, I made a mistake.

[00:51:38] Okay?

[00:51:40] God, you always judge me, bro.

[00:51:42] I wish you'd eat there.

[00:51:44] For good luck.

[00:51:46] I heard when you stepped in there, you got a thousand gifted.

[00:51:49] Like, no troll, like, instantly.

[00:51:57] You hear that?

[00:51:58] I'm done.

[00:51:59] I don't see you, I get lightheaded.

[00:52:01] Oh god, I do.

[00:52:02] Look, see, six minutes.

[00:52:07] Everyone knows now we're at Tel Aviv Burger.

[00:52:09] So I want to pop my ear, but I'm afraid

[00:52:11] I'm gonna get knocked out unconscious.

[00:52:12] Anything but going to the doctor, bruh.

[00:52:14] Ah!

[00:52:15] Ah!

[00:52:16] Ah!

[00:52:17] Ah!

[00:52:18] Ah!

[00:52:19] Oh fuck, I got knocked out for a second.

[00:52:22] Good.

[00:52:24] I want to go to the doctor when I'm at the stage,

[00:52:26] it's gonna go away.

[00:52:29] 111 make-a-wish

[00:52:37] What the fuck are you looking at man, you're pissing me the fuck off. I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on bro

[00:52:43] I was a banger hardly even know her. I don't fucking get it. You want to shut me?

[00:52:47] What?

[00:52:52] God, man.

[00:52:53] Let's play some poker, bro.

[00:52:56] Poker.

[00:52:59] I don't even know her.

[00:53:01] God, man.

[00:53:02] We're just fucking comedians.

[00:53:05] Yo, do you have any duck-doos or not?

[00:53:10] Do you have any duck-doos or not?

[00:53:12] Dude, what is a duck-doos?

[00:53:14] I just love my life, man, I just want like a fucking meteor just to hit us say I'm dead ass

[00:53:30] So is this like in a fucking chain holy shit tell them to even press

[00:53:34] I

[00:53:41] Almost your chat we're 22 minutes away

[00:53:44] Just kidding. We're five. We're point five miles

[00:53:47] Listen, we get there bro. I'm gonna need your help. Okay. I said on my stream that I don't need anyone's help

[00:53:53] I lied. I don't know how to get the list

[00:53:56] Well, just we'll just go down the list. Yeah, but like bro

[00:54:00] I don't want to sit there for hours before a PVC pipe, bro. Yeah, but it's fucking

[00:54:05] Roses or not matter daddy. What is the matter dad? Do you see the joke's not hitting anymore? We're losing it

[00:54:12] It's like seeing your goat fades. It's almost even better

[00:54:18] You know, I mean he's really sad

[00:54:20] Can I be honest with you? Sure, bro?

[00:54:22] Bro, I saw this edit on like talking about retirement

[00:54:26] And like right, you know when he retires like it's gonna hit, right?

[00:54:30] Like we're gonna be like what the fuck just happened.

[00:54:32] Yeah, when him, Curry, and Aaron Rodgers retired.

[00:54:36] Aaron Rodgers last year he announced it.

[00:54:38] 42 years old, best quarterback.

[00:54:40] Yeah, him, Aaron Rodgers,

[00:54:43] Stable and Auto, Steph Curry, LeBron, Jim, Roe, legends.

[00:54:47] Like they're actual legends in the game.

[00:54:50] Like I'm not even kidding, bro.

[00:54:51] Like when they all four of them, five of them retire,

[00:54:57] it's gonna be fucking sad.

[00:55:00] I swear, we just time-traveled. How did it fucking just go from five, nine minutes to two minutes to one minute?

[00:55:06] It was not nine minutes. It's a pretty great area.

[00:55:09] That's cool, bro. It's all fun and games until someone runs up on us and says,

[00:55:12] aren't you stable in auto? And then he's a psycho and then he just stabs me.

[00:55:16] He stabs me 50 times in my fucking head and then you have to sit there and just can't walk out of there.

[00:55:20] What kind of hope it happens?

[00:55:21] You hope that happens? You want to put that in the air? Okay, I'll put something else in the air.

[00:55:24] Okay, put it in the air.

[00:55:25] I hope.

[00:55:27] I get rear-ended right now.

[00:55:30] Imagine I've been so funny that would actually be good clips. That would actually be good clips.

[00:55:34] Dude, I would've been on Twitter and Yoxic would've gotten like minimum 7k likes.

[00:55:40] You're the one, babe!

[00:55:42] You should've let Yoxic to the core, I would rather kill myself.

[00:55:44] Come on, that's a W, that's so fire for now.

[00:55:47] What do you think Yoxic even looks like?

[00:55:49] Um, probably really cool. Probably really tall. Probably better than Marlon.

[00:55:53] Don't ever put some shit in the air like that.

[00:55:56] This guy's trying to get in front of me, this fucking old lady's trying to get in front of me to steal a spot, got it.

[00:56:01] No, no, no, got it.

[00:56:03] Got it.

[00:56:09] What?

[00:56:11] Don't say what, dude.

[00:56:13] Holy giga-shit, what?

[00:56:15] I don't get it.

[00:56:16] Is that movie a smooth ass?

[00:56:19] What movie?

[00:56:20] Passenger.

[00:56:21] Bro, I don't give no fucks about that movie.

[00:56:23] I should've just fries.

[00:56:24] So, I'm confused. Is the grocery store doing a buy one get everything fucking free?

[00:56:29] Is Mr. Beast here? Like what the fuck is this?

[00:56:32] How is there no parking spots?

[00:56:35] Everyone's in the line looking for parking.

[00:56:39] Is that a spot right there? I'm dead, that's about to take that.

[00:56:41] I'm in fucking, bro.

[00:56:43] Yeah, I think the spot, I'm still on the list.

[00:56:45] It's a 1-0-40 Cybertron.

[00:56:47] It actually was the one about...

[00:56:50] Okay, I don't know how to park forward. I'm a little tick-tock hard.

[00:56:53] Is that enough space you think?

[00:56:54] I got an S.

[00:56:56] Should I say fuck it?

[00:56:58] Or should I read just?

[00:56:59] You don't fuck it bro.

[00:57:00] Dude, I don't give a shit.

[00:57:01] That's the difference between me and other people bro.

[00:57:03] I don't care.

[00:57:05] God could kill me right now and I'm ready.

[00:57:07] Me and you and my chatter ready.

[00:57:09] Just do it, yeah.

[00:57:10] Doesn't matter.

[00:57:11] Okay.

[00:57:20] Did you just hit my fucking car?

[00:57:21] I just literally punched your car.

[00:57:24] That's pretty good parking.

[00:57:26] It's not bad.

[00:57:31] Al Parker? Yo, be careful saying Parker around me. I get scared that someone might show up.

[00:57:46] There's a lot of stuff to get, bro.

[00:57:48] Like, actually, shit's on.

[00:57:50] Guys, get ready, bro.

[00:57:52] For anyone that was ready for the fucking store segment.

[00:57:56] Dude, we're here and we're great.

[00:57:58] Drop some W's in the chat.

[00:58:00] Have you said what you're making? What are you making?

[00:58:02] I don't even know.

[00:58:03] I just know that I'm going to kill a lobster today,

[00:58:06] and it's not going to be fun.

[00:58:08] Wait, should I take one of these?

[00:58:10] I mean, I'll probably have some inside, too.

[00:58:12] Yeah, but, bro, harden art.

[00:58:14] I'm making the thing.

[00:58:16] You know, you know my mom used to push me around in these?

[00:58:19] And now you came over way to stop.

[00:58:24] Okay.

[00:58:32] How you doing, sir?

[00:58:37] Alright.

[00:58:38] Be careful, you know how it gets in here.

[00:58:41] Yeah, I don't know how long it'll survive for.

[00:58:43] Alright.

[00:58:44] Chat.

[00:58:45] We need...

[00:58:46] Fuck off.

[00:58:47] All right, are you ready?

[00:58:51] Okay, Outlaw, put it on the screen.

[00:58:54] So this is what we need.

[00:58:55] I don't know if Outlaw put it on the screen.

[00:58:57] We need meat, dairy, eggs, parsley, all of these.

[00:58:59] Yeah, we need all of this.

[00:59:01] So should we start with what first?

[00:59:03] Should we start with meat?

[00:59:05] I think we should start with the easy stuff,

[00:59:07] like the meat, right?

[00:59:08] We go down the whole list.

[00:59:10] Yeah.

[00:59:11] All right, cool.

[00:59:13] No, don't one day.

[00:59:18] Fussy.

[00:59:19] Just starting to get in deep.

[00:59:21] Okay, yeah, sure. Let's get deep.

[00:59:22] Fuck it.

[00:59:23] It's a little smaller season for camera.

[00:59:24] Bro.

[00:59:25] And what do they say if they do?

[00:59:26] What do we tell them?

[00:59:27] Oh, I'm by the neck and throw them across the store.

[00:59:30] You saw the Rakhai shit?

[00:59:31] No.

[00:59:32] I got karma band from Keynes and Walmart in a day.

[00:59:36] I'd just kill myself with that one.

[00:59:38] Bro, are they taking out streamers?

[00:59:39] No Keynes or Walmart.

[00:59:41] Bro, am I gonna have to have a tire screen if I don't have IRL content?

[00:59:47] Alright, let's go down this list, eh?

[00:59:48] I'll see you in a while, bud.

[00:59:50] What's the matter, buddy?

[00:59:56] Neat. Neat's down there, right?

[00:59:59] See, I was in Marlin, bro. Everything was just spawned in my car.

[01:00:03] Sorry about that, sir.

[01:00:06] See, as long as you're respectful to everyone, who cares what you do, you know what I'm saying?

[01:00:10] Just spread positivity spread peace spread everything from spread your legs open to lace

[01:00:18] All right

[01:00:20] first thing on the list

[01:00:22] State New York strip or red red?

[01:00:27] Okay, what's better a New York strip or a rib eye?

[01:00:31] What are you saying?

[01:00:33] I don't know how to say that.

[01:00:36] I'm trying to think here, so...

[01:00:37] New York strip is right here though.

[01:00:39] A New York strip is pretty juicy. Is it not?

[01:00:42] I think it's pretty solid.

[01:00:43] This is the steak choice.

[01:00:44] This one right here?

[01:00:45] To the left, I think. Just read it.

[01:00:47] New York strip steak, it says it.

[01:00:49] No, no, on the white part.

[01:00:53] New York strip steak.

[01:00:54] Boneless chuck steak?

[01:00:56] Or New York strip steak.

[01:00:58] So this one has...

[01:01:00] This one is...

[01:01:01] They're both boned in, but this one's a dollar more?

[01:01:05] Put it on.

[01:01:06] But why is it a dollar more?

[01:01:08] Because it's...

[01:01:09] Okay, so it's 0.64.

[01:01:11] I'm gonna save that dollar.

[01:01:12] Yeah, I'm gonna save the dollar.

[01:01:14] I'm gonna save the dollar.

[01:01:15] Okay.

[01:01:20] Okay.

[01:01:21] Um, are we good by the way?

[01:01:23] I don't know.

[01:01:24] I can't load up my straw.

[01:01:25] You should do it.

[01:01:26] Next up, we need bacon.

[01:01:27] She said bacon.

[01:01:29] Where's bacon?

[01:01:30] Which I get to have that enough. I'm like two six six is a lot of you. It's a lot for picking. Oh, if you want

[01:01:37] No, we don't need anyone else not here by this

[01:01:41] Bacon oh, is that not bacon? No making pancakes making bacon pancakes

[01:01:47] Dude, you know, I used to literally suck on these every morning

[01:01:53] Bacon sir, bacon. Oh right here. I'm an idiot

[01:01:57] There you go, man.

[01:01:59] I just wanted to make a, like, you know, a small conversation.

[01:02:02] What's the best bacon?

[01:02:03] Applewood?

[01:02:04] Thick cut?

[01:02:05] Or original? What do you think?

[01:02:07] Original is probably fine.

[01:02:08] But apple? What is applewood?

[01:02:10] Probably brand.

[01:02:11] But it tastes different.

[01:02:13] I think it tastes different.

[01:02:15] Look. Applewood.

[01:02:17] I'm telling you, I'm waiting to draw this.

[01:02:19] I think I'm gonna do applewood.

[01:02:20] Okie, that kinda tastes yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy.

[01:02:22] See, it tastes yummy, you don't know what it tastes like.

[01:02:24] It sounds like a tasty yum yum yum yum yum yum yum.

[01:02:27] Alright, next thing.

[01:02:29] Alright, let's get some W's, bro.

[01:02:31] We're done with the meat.

[01:02:33] Next up we have dairy slash eggs.

[01:02:36] Big pack of unsalted butter.

[01:02:38] A lot of butter.

[01:02:40] What would butter be?

[01:02:43] Kind of like my dad, bro.

[01:02:44] I don't really have anyone to talk to about this, so it's like you're helping me.

[01:02:48] But why not?

[01:02:51] Dairy eggs.

[01:02:52] They pack unsalted butter a lot.

[01:02:56] Unsalted butter.

[01:02:58] Unsalted butter.

[01:02:59] Only something?

[01:03:00] I wish I knew where unsalted butter is.

[01:03:04] Oh hey!

[01:03:06] Shout out to Gruzz!

[01:03:08] Thank you.

[01:03:09] Can you see a little bit of gold around here?

[01:03:11] It's not the gold around here that I thought it was.

[01:03:14] Thank you so much. What was your name?

[01:03:16] I'm Jay.

[01:03:17] Thank you.

[01:03:18] No, don't worry about it.

[01:03:19] No, thank you.

[01:03:20] Thank you.

[01:03:21] That'd be gruzz. Very nice.

[01:03:25] That's so sweet of her, man.

[01:03:28] That's something butter. Right here.

[01:03:30] Yeah.

[01:03:31] Okay, it's not unsalted though. Which one is unsalted?

[01:03:34] Get a look at this chap. Which one?

[01:03:38] I don't know.

[01:03:39] Are they salted?

[01:03:41] They're here.

[01:03:44] Okay, how many do you think I need? She said a lot.

[01:03:47] She said, and I quote, a lot of butter.

[01:03:50] Grab it and see how much it's in there.

[01:03:54] What is that?

[01:03:55] There's a four pack.

[01:03:56] Sweet cream butter unsalted.

[01:03:59] Made with milk from cows.

[01:04:00] Not treated with RBSC.

[01:04:02] What is that?

[01:04:03] They put drugs in the cows?

[01:04:05] Should I get like two of these?

[01:04:07] Yeah.

[01:04:08] Or should I get more?

[01:04:09] I think two.

[01:04:09] I feel like two is a shit ton.

[01:04:12] I'm just gonna get three to be safe.

[01:04:13] Because then I wonder if she says it's not enough.

[01:04:15] She'd say it like that.

[01:04:17] What if she's like, you're a fucking idiot?

[01:04:22] Oh.

[01:04:23] Alright.

[01:04:24] Alright, so we have the butter.

[01:04:28] Next up, we need cream.

[01:04:29] Is it right here?

[01:04:30] Yeah.

[01:04:31] Alright, so we need heavy cream.

[01:04:32] I don't know which one, Lace.

[01:04:33] I don't know anything.

[01:04:34] Go ahead, show the audience what we're looking at, then.

[01:04:35] This cream.

[01:04:36] Sour?

[01:04:37] Wait, does she mean sour cream?

[01:04:38] Nah, I'm fine.

[01:04:39] What does it say?

[01:04:40] Just this cream, heavy cream.

[01:04:41] Sour? Wait, does she mean sour cream?

[01:04:43] Nah, probably. What does it say?

[01:04:45] Just says cream, heavy cream.

[01:04:47] Nah, we got that when we were with Mama.

[01:04:49] Do you think Mama would have found it already?

[01:04:59] I think it's like right here.

[01:05:01] I would have seen it like here.

[01:05:03] Or this is cottage cheese.

[01:05:05] No.

[01:05:07] No, it's not cottage cheese.

[01:05:09] milk, buy the milk. Where's the milk? Oh, buy the milk. So we need heavy cream, heavy

[01:05:17] cream, heavy cream, heavy cream. Bulgarian goat and milk cheese? Where's the heavy cream?

[01:05:23] Oh. Yes, just us, it's okay. Save over an auto. We were here last time on Marlin, I'm

[01:05:35] I'm sorry he's not here today.

[01:05:38] I know.

[01:05:39] Thank you guys.

[01:05:45] You're the one safe.

[01:05:47] You're the only.

[01:05:49] Ooh, right over here.

[01:05:50] Here's the cream.

[01:05:51] There's my cream to the back.

[01:05:54] Is that weird to say out loud?

[01:05:55] Do you think?

[01:05:56] No.

[01:05:56] Hopefully it will be over here.

[01:06:01] So look at all this milk.

[01:06:02] Coconut milk?

[01:06:03] Lots of milk.

[01:06:05] Bro, you know, I don't think I got breast milk going on.

[01:06:08] I don't know, Piper.

[01:06:09] I don't know.

[01:06:10] Is it down here?

[01:06:11] No, it was hot.

[01:06:16] Dude, where's the cream?

[01:06:19] Bro, are we useless?

[01:06:21] Wait.

[01:06:25] Getting some cream over here?

[01:06:28] Go on, let's see what she said.

[01:06:30] Get chocolate milk, too.

[01:06:32] I feel like she said that, huh?

[01:06:37] Does anyone here see the queen?

[01:06:40] Am I lost?

[01:06:42] I'm actually confused.

[01:06:45] Put that coconut water!

[01:06:47] You know that song, you know?

[01:06:48] I should have banged her.

[01:06:50] Wait, where's the cream?

[01:06:51] It should be like right here somewhere we're looking.

[01:06:53] Not far off.

[01:06:54] Dude, where's the creamy?

[01:06:57] It's there in the bottom.

[01:06:58] Oh, is this it?

[01:06:59] Heavy cream, got it.

[01:07:00] Heavy cream.

[01:07:01] water to

[01:07:04] Double big one to the right to

[01:07:07] Heavy whipping cream. This is whipping. Well, what does that mean like?

[01:07:27] Heavy whipping cream yes or no

[01:07:31] What the fuck was that?

[01:07:32] Hey, what is this?

[01:07:33] What?

[01:07:33] Heavy, oh, I thought it was a heavy weight.

[01:07:38] What did he say?

[01:07:39] He just said, he said, he said,

[01:07:40] they don't allow you recording other people in here.

[01:07:42] The employee literally just said, the employee literally

[01:07:44] said, oh, you guys streaming?

[01:07:45] Yeah, she goes, oh, that's awesome.

[01:07:48] Some people have boarded their life.

[01:07:49] Yo, this one chat, yes or no?

[01:07:54] It's the same thing, right?

[01:07:56] I just don't know how many I need.

[01:07:57] I have one.

[01:07:58] You could could do two to be safe

[01:08:04] Well, I guess one's a lot saying this is good bad, okay

[01:08:11] Actually summer say to just

[01:08:14] Because it's gonna get chewed. I guess I need whole milk whole milk right here. I need these

[01:08:22] I mean about none of this matters right. What's the difference in red cap and we come fat?

[01:08:27] I usually get the blue cap personally I think.

[01:08:31] This is whole milk.

[01:08:33] I'm pretty sure that's fine.

[01:08:35] Now we got to keep our head on civil.

[01:08:38] Yeah bro, it's just getting spooky in here.

[01:08:41] Okay next up we need Parmesan, mayonnaise, eggs, and vanilla ice cream.

[01:08:45] Alright, we'll do the ice cream last Friday.

[01:08:47] It doesn't matter, I'm going to have to just...

[01:08:49] So Parmesan, mayonnaise, eggs, and vanilla ice cream.

[01:08:53] Okay, we're parmesan big.

[01:08:55] Okay, well there's parmesan and then like a shaker and then I might as well buy it like otherwise

[01:09:00] They're saying get the red is whole no, right? Apparently it's the wrong thing. What's the difference?

[01:09:15] Parmesan, okay the label shut up

[01:09:20] Where's your parmesan

[01:09:25] I don't know if it's like different for them.

[01:09:27] I mean I would assume it's this.

[01:09:29] It's just on top I think.

[01:09:31] Yeah.

[01:09:32] They're saying no.

[01:09:34] Uh, yeah I think are like the blocks.

[01:09:36] Like the blocks of cheese.

[01:09:38] Thank you.

[01:09:40] Thank you.

[01:09:42] Thank you.

[01:09:43] Thank you.

[01:09:44] Thank you.

[01:09:45] Thank you.

[01:09:46] Thank you.

[01:09:47] Thank you.

[01:09:48] Thank you.

[01:09:49] Thank you.

[01:09:50] Thank you.

[01:09:51] Thank you.

[01:09:52] Thank you

[01:10:04] Thank you so much

[01:10:09] Did I like shopping it kind of reminds me of like a switch bettaps

[01:10:16] What oh eggs, let's get eggs now. So we need eggs

[01:10:20] Eggs.

[01:10:21] Oh, does it matter what type of eggs?

[01:10:23] I don't think it's matter, right?

[01:10:26] Wait, Marlon made me get these last time.

[01:10:29] Extra large white eggs.

[01:10:31] Yeah, like they should be fine.

[01:10:32] Make sure they're not...

[01:10:33] Oh, that one cracked.

[01:10:34] That one's cracked.

[01:10:35] Is he hatching?

[01:10:36] What the fuck?

[01:10:41] Oh, that's a large one.

[01:10:42] Good time.

[01:10:44] That's a nice...

[01:10:45] Yeah, it's just some solid eggs.

[01:10:46] Oh, that looks nice.

[01:10:48] That looks really good.

[01:10:49] Okay, so I'm gonna put this right here so it doesn't crack.

[01:10:55] Just make it sure.

[01:10:58] They're saying those are L lab eggs.

[01:11:03] Wrong ones. Yo, I can't bro, they're saying brown eggs.

[01:11:08] No, no, I'll listen to them for one time.

[01:11:12] Sure bro, I'm gonna get, I'll get these.

[01:11:14] I'll get these.

[01:11:17] Large brown eggs.

[01:11:18] No, no, I got them.

[01:11:19] I got them.

[01:11:20] 24 eggs.

[01:11:22] I'm gonna give a fuck about my wings.

[01:11:23] I'm not reading this channel.

[01:11:27] Okay, now we need mayonnaise, Parmesan, and vanilla ice cream.

[01:11:33] Mayonnaise, Parmesan, and vanilla ice cream.

[01:11:37] May-o-daze.

[01:11:40] You see mayo-daze?

[01:11:41] Now, I don't think it's kept cold, though.

[01:11:44] Where do you get permission from?

[01:11:45] Over here.

[01:11:57] Oh, my God.

[01:11:58] You know what's crazy when I was younger?

[01:11:59] I used to just eat cheese like a rat.

[01:12:02] That's pretty good.

[01:12:03] I used to get string cheese in a bottle,

[01:12:05] and I would just drink it.

[01:12:07] Is that mad?

[01:12:08] You know, fanboy and tum tummer now.

[01:12:10] I used to do that, so that's why I started doing it.

[01:12:13] I gained weight, I remember.

[01:12:15] What's that?

[01:12:16] What are you eating, Sierra?

[01:12:18] Um...

[01:12:19] Oh, Premier Jack?

[01:12:21] Parmesan, Parmesan, Parmesan.

[01:12:23] Sharp cheddar, medium cheddar, Jack cheese, tin cheese.

[01:12:29] No, it's in the menu.

[01:12:30] Yeah, no, it's someone's that's called tin cheese.

[01:12:32] Wait, this is not it.

[01:12:34] White cheddar cheese.

[01:12:37] Extra white cheddar cheese.

[01:12:39] extra sharp cheddar cheese, what kind of fucking cheeses are these?

[01:12:45] Just ask her what kind of...

[01:12:46] Parmesan she met, shaker or not.

[01:12:50] I'm so fucked.

[01:12:51] There's a lot of just like cheddar cheese right here.

[01:12:56] String cheese is good, bro.

[01:13:01] String cheese.

[01:13:03] Should I call her?

[01:13:06] They call her.

[01:13:09] Wow.

[01:13:26] She's not answering my phone call.

[01:13:28] Do you want me to try to chat with her voicemail right now?

[01:13:31] Chat with her voicemail?

[01:13:39] I drop, I mean I gum drop, I mean gum, whatever you want to be called, you know what I'm

[01:13:53] saying, I don't know.

[01:13:54] Master chef.

[01:13:55] Do you mean Parmesan cheese in a bottle or do you mean the cut cheese?

[01:13:59] Because I can't find it.

[01:14:00] Thanks.

[01:14:01] Call me back.

[01:14:02] Ron, out.

[01:14:03] The kosher food is nice.

[01:14:04] It's very funny.

[01:14:05] That's really funny.

[01:14:07] You being a voicemail is kinda gay.

[01:14:10] Like, I swear, it was 2027 almost and I can't do shit.

[01:14:13] Okay.

[01:14:14] Sure.

[01:14:15] If you want me to straw it but you leave a voicemail,

[01:14:17] I'm just gonna go get the normal palmer cheese.

[01:14:19] Okay, in the meantime, we need mayonnaise.

[01:14:21] Where's mayonnaise?

[01:14:22] Oh, right here.

[01:14:23] Barbecue sauce condiments.

[01:14:25] Mayonnaise, mayonnaise, mayonnaise, mayonnaise.

[01:14:29] Thank you so much, sir.

[01:14:31] Don't worry.

[01:14:32] We're just recording us.

[01:14:33] Yeah, of course.

[01:14:37] See, it's a good sign.

[01:14:39] Tell me, tell me around the same thing here.

[01:14:41] Okay.

[01:14:42] More.

[01:14:44] Okay, I'm a hot take, bro.

[01:14:45] I used to fucking hate mayonnaise, and like, or not mayonnaise, I used to hate ranch, and I started eating it, bro.

[01:14:52] Oh my god, bro, it tastes so good.

[01:14:55] Ranch is good, mayonnaise, ass.

[01:14:57] So what's the difference between mayo and mayonnaise?

[01:14:59] Is it the same thing?

[01:15:00] I have no idea.

[01:15:02] But why would I buy... did they sell fake mayo?

[01:15:06] I'm confused.

[01:15:08] Creamy smooth mayonnaise.

[01:15:10] Okay, so it is the same thing.

[01:15:12] I would assume this one, no?

[01:15:16] Just get Dukes. Who's Duke?

[01:15:18] Duke? Duke?

[01:15:20] There's Duke mayonnaise?

[01:15:24] Dukes is the best. Do you see anything called Duke Dennis?

[01:15:27] Oh, Dukes are here.

[01:15:29] so this light mayonnaise this one's not bad this one expires in seven months

[01:15:40] no I hate this fucking trash

[01:15:47] what is a Kroger? it's a brand Kroger?

[01:15:52] I'm so confused which one? um we could go back to the Coast trial they might have

[01:15:57] Shut the fuck up, bro.

[01:15:59] I'm sorry.

[01:16:00] I'm just trying to think of what you're allowed to eat and what you're not allowed to eat.

[01:16:04] Anything I want to eat, bro.

[01:16:07] I'm just trying to think here.

[01:16:11] Light cap in front.

[01:16:14] I drink soda.

[01:16:15] I eat pizza.

[01:16:16] I'm not gonna lie, I'm just getting this one.

[01:16:18] This is just one and a half the fat and calories on regular mayo.

[01:16:21] Who cares?

[01:16:22] That's what I'm saying.

[01:16:23] It's just fucking mayonnaise.

[01:16:24] I'm not kidding.

[01:16:25] I

[01:16:27] Just want to yell why that's how that one guy was so much energy built up right now

[01:16:33] Okay, sir did keep that energy to fucking beating your dick later

[01:16:38] Okay, we need vanilla ice cream and Parmesan still

[01:16:44] I'm serious

[01:16:47] Dude

[01:16:50] No, almost almost like halfway. Oh, sorry about that, sir

[01:16:55] Okay, so we need ice cream parmesan.

[01:17:04] Okay, I'm just gonna get the parm, fuck it.

[01:17:08] What is the word she said?

[01:17:09] She says I'm an idiot?

[01:17:11] Bro, I'm the master chef today.

[01:17:14] Literally.

[01:17:15] You see anything or no?

[01:17:18] Nah, just the same one as before right here.

[01:17:22] What if the whole time it wasn't pronounced parmesan, it's parmicelli?

[01:17:26] Parmesan?

[01:17:26] Parm- parm- parmachon.

[01:17:30] Parmesan!

[01:17:32] How many- how many times are you here?

[01:17:33] I just got that one.

[01:17:35] Yeah, I don't care anymore, but I like-

[01:17:37] That should taste good.

[01:17:38] I'm deadass gonna eat some of this, there we go.

[01:17:41] Bro, I feel like a mom right now. This is good. I might get breasts.

[01:17:46] I'm gonna leave vanilla ice cream.

[01:17:47] I feel like a mom just because you're shopping. Anybody can shop, dude.

[01:17:50] Bro, come on. This ain't my mommy.

[01:17:52] Asian foods? No. Ice cream, I've only got it.

[01:17:57] I don't want it.

[01:18:01] Sorry about that, sir.

[01:18:02] What are you trying to do? I want to get ice cream.

[01:18:07] You know what I say? Ice cream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream.

[01:18:11] I

[01:18:19] We need normal vanilla ice cream she said okay, and I'd see

[01:18:32] Okay, what you could just get a tub of vanilla bonita

[01:18:37] I know Tamak Swing.

[01:18:39] Right here.

[01:18:40] You gotta get the 1883.

[01:18:41] Yeah, but I'm gonna be honest with you.

[01:18:43] Everyone knows that this is the golden ice cream.

[01:18:45] Fuck no!

[01:18:46] God it's not.

[01:18:47] Let me tell you a story.

[01:18:48] This ice cream right here, one of my rich friends, she was like a tiktoker in high school.

[01:18:53] The girl who made fun of me, remember?

[01:18:55] Oh, yeah.

[01:18:56] The girl who made fun of me.

[01:18:57] So she doesn't even know this still to this day.

[01:18:58] So she had an ice cream at her house at like 10 o'clock at night.

[01:19:02] And it was melted.

[01:19:03] is melted so I drank the whole thing and I shat like crazy in her mom she had

[01:19:09] like a guest house just rich as fuck she had a guest house with like a bathroom

[01:19:12] I clogged the fuck out of that toilet there was shit I'm not even shit

[01:19:16] everywhere I swear to God this ice cream was made in 1883

[01:19:30] Like if you don't like it though, then it's my fault so maybe you shouldn't go.

[01:19:45] Like when the vanilla ice creamer has that little yellow tint, it's just like peak. I don't even know if it explains it.

[01:19:52] Alright, so vanilla ice hockey, so we're done. So now we gotta go to the produce section.

[01:19:57] Don't worry, make sure it's okay.

[01:20:02] You know what I'm saying, gotta make sure everyone feels at home.

[01:20:06] It's a heart from the band at honor.

[01:20:09] So the produce, you now need celery, three onions, garlic, Yukon, potatoes, romaine,

[01:20:14] lemons, parsley, chives, basil, and bay leaves, the dill pickles, and caragated

[01:20:20] four grannies, or granny smith apples.

[01:20:25] What the fuck are you guys holding me?

[01:20:27] Where should we start with pantry stuff?

[01:20:30] What is pantry stuff?

[01:20:32] Spices, I think.

[01:20:33] Seasoning, vanilla, sugar, olive oil.

[01:20:36] I could go down there for it.

[01:20:38] Let's go about it.

[01:20:39] After you, brother.

[01:20:40] All right, you ready we got to pick up a lot of stuff which I parked my car not

[01:20:58] just keep it with you I just put on the side

[01:21:01] So the first thing we need this is like hide and seek

[01:21:08] Okay, so the first thing we need is Wolverine no worst tire

[01:21:15] That's a bottle fire on your left work tire does anyone see it?

[01:21:19] That's it's good. You gotta show it

[01:21:26] Okay, so I'll see other things but it might be though

[01:21:31] Thank you so much Dijon that everything over gonna be over there. Yeah, it's like olive oil sugar vanilla oil base seasoning smoke paprika

[01:21:47] I'll go over there first.

[01:22:17] I got great lawyers

[01:22:26] okay all right so the digit digit where's digit mustard right now that is Dijon Dijon

[01:22:40] What the fuck is Dijon, bro?

[01:22:42] Right here.

[01:22:43] Where?

[01:22:44] Dijon.

[01:22:45] Mustard.

[01:22:46] This is enough.

[01:22:47] This is so much.

[01:22:48] It's really good.

[01:22:49] I don't know how much it's gained.

[01:22:50] Oh, God.

[01:22:51] You know I used to hate mustard.

[01:22:52] My dad used to put it on his stomach and make me lick it off.

[01:22:53] Where's your shirt probably right here?

[01:22:54] Um, five and four.

[01:22:55] I just heard it now.

[01:22:56] No, I didn't, my mom.

[01:22:57] I mean, I just heard security check at five and four.

[01:22:58] Oh, God.

[01:22:59] Oh, God.

[01:23:00] That one guy's in the book.

[01:23:01] This one?

[01:23:02] Or the one up here.

[01:23:03] I don't know if you see it.

[01:23:04] Which one's better?

[01:23:05] This one or the one with the different thing which one's better

[01:23:10] Which one's better this one

[01:23:22] What are we telling you to try to kick us out

[01:23:25] Sarah ground is dying at home, and she's watching us right now, and she's directing us through the

[01:23:29] the grocery store so she can't come here herself.

[01:23:32] I love that.

[01:23:33] We're just screen sharing to her.

[01:23:34] I love that.

[01:23:36] You gotta be one to say it, cause I'm loud.

[01:23:39] Wait, they said it does matter.

[01:23:41] Other bottles better.

[01:23:42] They're saying this one.

[01:23:43] Okay.

[01:23:44] I mean, it looks better.

[01:23:45] Oh, this one looks better.

[01:23:46] No plus special though.

[01:23:49] Okay, so now you also need flour,

[01:23:52] olive oil, sugar, vanilla,

[01:23:53] old base seasoning, seafood stock.

[01:23:55] What is seafood stock?

[01:23:56] I've never heard of that.

[01:23:57] I don't know either, I'm stressing out.

[01:23:59] Google seafood stock

[01:24:07] It's a blue

[01:24:10] See food stock that probably just wait and that's pasta

[01:24:19] Saying that's an Asian shit, maybe it's an Asian section there is an Asian section

[01:24:24] They're saying it's a soup section

[01:24:26] Okay, so we need Dijon, we got seafood stock, we don't,

[01:24:29] Worcesteria, we don't, flour, olive oil,

[01:24:31] I know, flour, olive oil, sugar, vanilla,

[01:24:36] oil base, using smoked paprika, salt, pepper,

[01:24:39] cinnamon, nutmeg, garlic powder, red pepper.

[01:24:41] I think we should just get everything on the other side.

[01:24:43] They said that the lobs are there on the day.

[01:24:47] Well, our grandma's at home dying and we're screen sharing.

[01:24:56] Right here, go back to where we started, alright so we need, start from the bottom up, so

[01:25:19] So we need chicken ball-ing powder.

[01:25:24] Wait.

[01:25:26] No. Chad, what is a chicken ball-ing powder?

[01:25:30] Ball-ing powder. Chicken ball-ing powder.

[01:25:37] Okay, I'm going to start with other things. Garlic powder.

[01:25:39] Dang. W run.

[01:25:41] Hold on.

[01:25:43] So garlic powder.

[01:25:44] You got some olive oil already.

[01:25:46] True. Olive oil.

[01:25:48] What's the best olive oil does it matter? I think it does, but I don't know the difference to them

[01:25:58] How are you such an idiot though shut up like bro, no one could do what I do

[01:26:05] Just watch the streaming just smile bros up complaining

[01:26:09] Something a sello time one chat. Oh

[01:26:12] They get offended. Don't get offended. Oh

[01:26:14] You!

[01:26:16] Okay, this is some good olive oil.

[01:26:19] Light, light.

[01:26:20] That is corn oil.

[01:26:21] How's that?

[01:26:23] That looks like gas.

[01:26:25] Extra virgin olive oil, they beat it.

[01:26:30] Grisha, Bill?

[01:26:33] Grisha, can I see your text on my face, please, Grisha?

[01:26:38] How do I need it, huh?

[01:26:39] Just your tweeting on the overhead?

[01:26:41] Extra virgin olive oil, so you can see it.

[01:26:43] All right here.

[01:26:44] This one has a little squirt or oh, I love on the squirt super sizzle extra virgin olive oil

[01:26:49] And I'm gonna do this one this one looks fancy rich taste bro. We're rich. Come on. I'll see doves for a rich

[01:26:54] Yeah, bro. Okay

[01:26:57] So next up

[01:27:00] Chicken chicken barter gene powder

[01:27:03] Oh, he's got a smell. Chicken?

[01:27:06] Oh, he's got a smell.

[01:27:08] Oh, he's got a smell.

[01:27:10] So we also need garlic.

[01:27:12] Okay, so I have garlic powder.

[01:27:13] I need cinnamon.

[01:27:14] Do you see cinnamon? Cinnamon.

[01:27:15] Cinnamon, cinnamon, cinnamon, cinnamon, cinnamon, cinnamon.

[01:27:17] Cinnamon, the cinnamon man.

[01:27:18] Yeah, right here.

[01:27:19] Cinnamon sticks, cinnamon grounds.

[01:27:23] Cinnamon ground, probably.

[01:27:25] I don't know, is this right?

[01:27:27] Oh, yeah, that's right, yeah, okay, so I don't know what my phone channel is looking.

[01:27:43] What is, so we need pepper and salt, pepper, pepper, pepper, pepper, pepper and salt.

[01:27:53] You just wrote cinnamon, Said, when you texted me.

[01:27:57] So we need pepper and salt.

[01:28:00] That's right here, remember.

[01:28:02] Pepper should be on low.

[01:28:04] Good job, low ground.

[01:28:05] So which one?

[01:28:06] Black pepper, does it matter?

[01:28:07] Is it like a race thing?

[01:28:09] I don't know, you judge a man to have any viewers in town.

[01:28:10] No, it'll be fine.

[01:28:12] This is a lot.

[01:28:13] It is, but it could be just for the house

[01:28:15] for whenever anyone puts.

[01:28:16] Black pepper.

[01:28:18] Wait, there's also a different garlic powder.

[01:28:21] Probably just brand.

[01:28:23] Maury's is a good brand, it's a kind of generic but it's good.

[01:28:25] Dap! Dap!

[01:28:28] Maury?

[01:28:28] Yeah.

[01:28:29] Okay, so we need also salt. Do you see any salts?

[01:28:33] Yeah, it's right there next to it.

[01:28:34] Iteralized salts?

[01:28:36] This one?

[01:28:38] Mmm.

[01:28:38] I don't know, free-flowing salt, okay.

[01:28:44] We're actually moving.

[01:28:45] I agree.

[01:28:45] Okay, so now we need smoked paprika

[01:28:49] and nutmeg. Do you see it?

[01:28:50] Right here.

[01:28:51] Okay, give me that.

[01:28:51] I think is right here, but it's not smoked. Oh, yeah, it is this one is okay

[01:28:57] so then we

[01:28:58] So then we also need

[01:29:01] Nutmeg does that sell here? Yeah, is it? Yeah, wait there's just a vanilla. I would assume it

[01:29:07] Dude, you're the fucking nuttiest

[01:29:10] Okay, so we have

[01:29:16] Okay, so

[01:29:18] We just need chicken boiling powder

[01:29:21] Kind of do you see that? No, I'm actually not sure

[01:29:24] Does anyone know what chicken balleen powder is?

[01:29:27] chicken balleen powder

[01:29:30] Where's vanilla? No, it's food coloring. Oh, yeah, we need vanilla. I think vanilla is probably by the baking

[01:29:34] And the aisle we were just in. Oh, it's right there

[01:29:38] Pure vanilla, can you get that? Is that extract though? Is that what she means? I don't really think it's a lot of times. Okay

[01:29:45] Pure vanilla, why not? No corn syrup added

[01:29:49] Dude, how much is this gonna cost me?

[01:29:51] I'm not still in the block.

[01:29:54] Ooh, oh shit.

[01:29:57] Okay, so we need...

[01:29:59] Dude, she's gonna be here in like an hour. We gotta fuck the friggin' cell.

[01:30:02] We got time.

[01:30:03] But I need to eat still.

[01:30:04] Oh my god, we have to pre-game.

[01:30:06] I forgot about the pre-game.

[01:30:10] So chicken, bowling, powder, red pepper, chili flakes. Do we get that?

[01:30:14] No.

[01:30:15] Do you see red powder, chili flakes?

[01:30:16] Red pepper, that's easy to see. That's like what's at like pizza places.

[01:30:19] Right there. Down there.

[01:30:21] This? This.

[01:30:22] Not, yeah.

[01:30:23] Red pepper.

[01:30:24] Cross red pepper?

[01:30:25] I mean, I find it.

[01:30:26] Fuck it.

[01:30:27] It's true, yeah.

[01:30:28] Okay, so now we need...

[01:30:29] I don't know what that chicken...

[01:30:31] Did you get nutmeg?

[01:30:32] Did we get nutmeg?

[01:30:33] Yeah.

[01:30:34] Did we get smoked paprika?

[01:30:35] Yeah.

[01:30:36] Did we get old Bay seasoning?

[01:30:37] No.

[01:30:38] What is old Bay seasoning?

[01:30:39] Google it.

[01:30:40] It definitely is something that if you Google, I think it will stand out.

[01:30:43] Sounds like a brand.

[01:30:45] Oh, fuck no.

[01:30:47] that's I know it will wait once we see that we'll know what it looks like look

[01:30:52] for it look for it look for it look for it we also might not be here no it has to

[01:30:55] be here it's a seasoning it says Chad if you see it let us know

[01:31:02] maybe I'll look down here a little bit

[01:31:07] this is kind of baking now

[01:31:11] I'm fucking confused.

[01:31:12] Like, can you look up chicken, look up the chicken, uh, boolean or whatever?

[01:31:23] They're saying that's right here.

[01:31:25] Chicken boolean.

[01:31:28] What the fuck is this?

[01:31:30] Let me see.

[01:31:32] What is that?

[01:31:33] That would look like it'd be right next to everything else that we saw.

[01:31:36] Wait, what?

[01:31:37] Well, because I wanna see if it's like a powder.

[01:31:40] I can't see it, I don't know.

[01:31:42] It looks like a custard type of thing we go.

[01:31:45] Yeah, looks like I'm thinking.

[01:31:47] We're fucking up, Chad.

[01:31:48] Get your GGs, we might be fucked.

[01:31:50] Where is he?

[01:31:58] I hope this man back here was like.

[01:31:59] Yo, Ron, can you help me?

[01:32:00] Oh shit, he scared the fuck out of me.

[01:32:02] How you doing?

[01:32:03] Yeah, right?

[01:32:04] Yo, it's not bro.

[01:32:05] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[01:32:06] Oh, yeah, it's dog shot.

[01:32:07] Hey, hey, hey.

[01:32:08] Come on.

[01:32:09] Uh, not anymore.

[01:32:11] Come on.

[01:32:12] Hey, what's up, y'all?

[01:32:14] Hey, Richard, you know what?

[01:32:15] You know what's up, y'all?

[01:32:16] Backward kiss.

[01:32:17] You can do this.

[01:32:18] By the attention point, we're going to pull it into the face.

[01:32:28] We got to love.

[01:32:29] Just broke people, bro.

[01:32:31] Some people are just poor.

[01:32:35] It's a bunch of broke people.

[01:32:37] Then I'm making a dollar off that.

[01:32:44] It might be that Old Bay, I feel like it's somewhere.

[01:32:48] It's in the aisle we were in before this one.

[01:32:51] Which one?

[01:32:52] Like a few down there.

[01:32:53] Why does every, like, the dude have, like, a broken tooth?

[01:32:55] And they all look retarded.

[01:32:57] Yeah.

[01:32:58] Hmm.

[01:32:59] Hmm.

[01:33:00] Hmm. Hmm.

[01:33:05] Old Bay is, wait, we should make sure we finished everything.

[01:33:09] So we need sugar. Can we get sugar?

[01:33:12] Not here? No, but I'll take it to you. Not to the baking for sure.

[01:33:15] For sure.

[01:33:17] I'll take it to you. Thank you.

[01:33:18] You also know where chicken bowling powder is?

[01:33:21] Yeah.

[01:33:23] I'm going to go get that first. Thank you so much.

[01:33:26] So, I'd love nice people there.

[01:33:28] That's three on the last three on the matter. I knew it was gonna be an Asian section

[01:33:35] Not like in a weird way like literally says Asian section. That's because there's rice

[01:33:40] Wait, right there. I'm gonna go. Yeah. Go. Yeah, our chicken flavored boy on boy. It's not. Yeah. Yeah

[01:33:46] Okay, so we have this

[01:33:48] So now we need old man

[01:33:50] We need old base season a

[01:33:52] Should I ask you let's keep walking get smoked paprika. Yeah, I think we did

[01:33:57] Which side did we get that? I don't know.

[01:33:59] Oh, I'm saying they would know.

[01:34:01] Is that smoke?

[01:34:03] Wait, they're saying this is blocks.

[01:34:05] No, it's powder.

[01:34:07] It's powder.

[01:34:09] That's good.

[01:34:11] Let's keep walking a little.

[01:34:13] Just because I want to see food.

[01:34:15] It's the old bay shit.

[01:34:19] And then we need seafood stock, right?

[01:34:23] Nah, I don't think old bay is down here.

[01:34:27] We'll actually see if we stop this right here. Oh my god, Lace, you're actually getting you've been promoted

[01:34:35] Nice, that's what it is. I'm just showing so they know that we're vanilla. We get vanilla. Yeah, extra

[01:34:41] Okay, did you grab it? No, I think you grabbed it. Are you sure? But did you grab it?

[01:34:45] Did you go to the thing in the lighter?

[01:34:48] Okay, I think it's it. Yes. Okay, so now we just need

[01:34:53] We need flour

[01:34:55] Wait, so, okay, ready, check me off, Dijon.

[01:34:59] Yep.

[01:35:00] Seafood stock.

[01:35:01] Yep.

[01:35:02] Worcester.

[01:35:03] Yep.

[01:35:04] Flour.

[01:35:05] No.

[01:35:06] Olive oil.

[01:35:07] Yes.

[01:35:08] Vanilla.

[01:35:09] Yes.

[01:35:10] Sugar.

[01:35:11] No.

[01:35:12] Old Bay seasoning.

[01:35:13] No.

[01:35:14] Smoked paprika.

[01:35:15] Yes.

[01:35:16] Salt.

[01:35:17] Yes.

[01:35:18] Pepper.

[01:35:19] Yes.

[01:35:20] Cinnamon.

[01:35:21] Yes.

[01:35:22] Nutmeg.

[01:35:23] Mmm.

[01:35:24] like powder. Yes. Red chili flakes. Yes. Chicken baritone powder. Yes. Okay. So all

[01:35:29] we need now is flour and sugar. An old bay. An old bay. Flour, sugar, old bay.

[01:35:35] Flour, sugar, old bay. Flour, sugar, old bay. Yeah, it's just, oh man, we'll get trapped.

[01:35:41] Who's up in here, John?

[01:35:46] Flower?

[01:35:52] Oh, the cat.

[01:35:54] Oh, no. Oh, my God.

[01:35:57] Oh, my God.

[01:35:59] Oh, my God.

[01:36:01] I'm just gonna make a break for it.

[01:36:07] Flower, sugar, and Old Bay season.

[01:36:10] I was not in rule one, so I'm being weird chat.

[01:36:14] I was not in rule one.

[01:36:18] Flower, sugar, old guy.

[01:36:21] Flower, sugar, and a Kaniyat combo.

[01:36:25] Oh my god, I forgot about the Kaniyat combo.

[01:36:27] Flower, sugar, old guy.

[01:36:29] We can check down here.

[01:36:30] That's an ancient section though.

[01:36:32] For old day? You're probably an ancient.

[01:36:34] I'm just gonna ask her.

[01:36:35] Yeah.

[01:36:37] Good asks.

[01:36:38] Flour, Old Bay, and Kaniac combo.

[01:36:42] Flour, Old Bay.

[01:36:44] Okay, where are you going with sugar?

[01:36:45] Kaniacs.

[01:36:46] Sugar.

[01:36:47] Oh, but we're pretty lost.

[01:36:48] Oh, it is hot in there.

[01:36:51] Excuse me.

[01:36:54] Flour, so this is the flour.

[01:36:56] Let's get out of here this way.

[01:37:00] So, so we need flour.

[01:37:04] Do you guys have Old Bay seasoning?

[01:37:06] What section is that?

[01:37:08] to the right of the seafood counter.

[01:37:10] Seafood counter, okay, and then...

[01:37:12] Seafood counter, to the right of it, there's some seasoning for display.

[01:37:15] And then, do you know, what's like a good flour?

[01:37:17] We're not cooking like anything bacon-wise, it's like, you know, like food, like food food.

[01:37:22] I don't know if this is the right flour to get.

[01:37:25] What does it matter?

[01:37:26] I think we're cooking like a lobster.

[01:37:28] We're looking like a lobster, like...

[01:37:29] I don't know, she's the cook, she's helping me with that.

[01:37:31] She just sent me a list and it says flour.

[01:37:34] Okay.

[01:37:38] Oh yeah, this is definitely a yeah, got it. Thank you so much you whole wheat flour

[01:37:47] try the best yeah all purpose all purpose in the bag is comfy and it's two

[01:37:56] dollars instead of ten you're good

[01:37:59] So, you also need sugar, what's the best sugar?

[01:38:06] What's the best sugar, you think?

[01:38:09] Four?

[01:38:10] Lobster.

[01:38:11] Lobster?

[01:38:12] I don't know, this is bad.

[01:38:13] If you're putting sugar in lobster, you could tell us.

[01:38:18] I don't know, probably.

[01:38:20] I got a second.

[01:38:21] Yeah, honestly, just go for the dark gang one.

[01:38:23] You can't go wrong with that.

[01:38:24] I can't go wrong with that.

[01:38:25] It's like not our sugar.

[01:38:26] I think so.

[01:38:27] I would assume it's just sugar, right?

[01:38:28] right well there's difference between powdered and then regular it's probably

[01:38:34] regular she didn't it's probably just pure pure cane granulated sugar this I

[01:38:39] mean I think that's just default if I ate this whole thing when I die

[01:38:46] No, no, no.

[01:38:47] You probably just feel so...

[01:38:49] I started bouncing off the walls.

[01:38:52] You'd feel fucking gross.

[01:38:55] Um, no, she's calling me.

[01:38:57] Hey!

[01:39:00] No powdered sugar. God.

[01:39:03] Got it. With sugar?

[01:39:06] That's not powdered.

[01:39:07] This is powdered.

[01:39:08] This is pure...

[01:39:09] She hung up the phone.

[01:39:10] Yo, does she have, like, ore or something like that?

[01:39:13] What the fuck?

[01:39:15] What the fuck's going on here?

[01:39:18] I mean, that's some default sugar.

[01:39:21] Bro, you know what?

[01:39:23] She's a problem.

[01:39:24] She can order it.

[01:39:25] How about that?

[01:39:26] She can tell you about it.

[01:39:27] Yeah.

[01:39:28] Um, let's see here.

[01:39:32] Okay, so we have sugar.

[01:39:34] Now we need old bags.

[01:39:39] Now we need old bay seasoning, right?

[01:39:45] Yeah, that's why the seafood powder.

[01:39:49] You know, I'm on a diet right now.

[01:39:50] The thing is, I literally knew you were going to say that.

[01:39:53] But do you know what my diet is?

[01:39:54] I actually don't, actually.

[01:39:55] What is your diet?

[01:39:56] It's a seafood diet.

[01:39:57] I see food and I eat it.

[01:40:04] Wait, they're saying it's right there.

[01:40:06] Wait.

[01:40:07] Oh, it's right here.

[01:40:10] Oh god?

[01:40:11] Yeah.

[01:40:12] Old Bay Sea.

[01:40:13] What the fuck?

[01:40:14] W. Snipe.

[01:40:15] See, that's why we love stringing.

[01:40:16] All right, I think we're done.

[01:40:17] So can you go over this list with me?

[01:40:18] Okay.

[01:40:19] Wait, they're saying that's not it.

[01:40:20] What is that saying?

[01:40:21] That's a coding apparently.

[01:40:22] It's coding, mix, yeah.

[01:40:23] It's how seasoning.

[01:40:24] Good cause.

[01:40:25] Seasoning coding.

[01:40:26] Oh shit.

[01:40:27] I got it.

[01:40:28] I got it.

[01:40:29] I got it.

[01:40:30] I got it.

[01:40:31] I got it.

[01:40:32] I got it.

[01:40:33] I got it.

[01:40:34] I got it.

[01:40:35] I got it.

[01:40:36] Okay, go through the sesame, ready?

[01:40:38] Yes, please.

[01:40:40] Dijon. Yep.

[01:40:42] Seafood stock. Yep.

[01:40:43] Wolf sire. Yep.

[01:40:44] Flour. Yep.

[01:40:45] Olive. Yep.

[01:40:46] Sugar. Yep.

[01:40:47] Vanilla. Yep.

[01:40:48] Old Bay seasoning.

[01:40:49] In the works.

[01:40:50] Smoked paprika. Yep.

[01:40:51] Salt. Yes.

[01:40:52] Pepper. Yes.

[01:40:53] Cinnamon. Yeah.

[01:40:54] Nutmeg. Yeah.

[01:40:55] Garlic powder. Yep.

[01:40:56] Red chili flakes. Yep.

[01:40:57] Chicken bourjain powder. Yep.

[01:40:58] So all we need right now is just seafood stock, right?

[01:41:03] Seafood stock, right?

[01:41:05] What is it called?

[01:41:06] I don't know, you have the list.

[01:41:07] Wow, should I go over your list?

[01:41:08] Okay, D-Shot.

[01:41:09] Yep.

[01:41:10] Seafood stock.

[01:41:11] Yep.

[01:41:12] Walshire.

[01:41:13] Yep.

[01:41:14] Flour.

[01:41:15] Yep.

[01:41:16] Oil.

[01:41:17] Yeah.

[01:41:18] Sugar.

[01:41:19] Yeah.

[01:41:20] Vanilla.

[01:41:21] Yeah.

[01:41:22] Old Bay seasoning.

[01:41:23] We got to go get it.

[01:41:24] Oh, that's the one.

[01:41:25] Old Bay seasoning, what did she say before?

[01:41:26] Probably seafood powder.

[01:41:27] Wait, I'm not a seafood diet.

[01:41:28] I'm happy for you.

[01:41:29] No, you should probably ask.

[01:41:30] No, I'm just happy for you.

[01:41:31] Okay.

[01:41:32] So what is it called again?

[01:41:33] Old Bay Seasoning?

[01:41:36] Um...

[01:41:36] Old Bay Seasoning, yeah.

[01:41:38] I think it's a duck tail.

[01:41:39] What the fuck is a duck tail?

[01:41:40] Right.

[01:41:42] Oh my god, it's getting contested.

[01:41:43] Yeah, now it's on.

[01:41:44] Everyone just quiet down and just chill.

[01:41:46] Everyone just chill.

[01:41:47] Everyone just hold glider.

[01:41:48] Everyone just hold glider.

[01:41:50] She's holding your glider, bro.

[01:41:51] Everyone just float.

[01:41:55] Yes.

[01:41:56] Hold your glider, everyone.

[01:41:57] Everyone just hold.

[01:42:02] Old Bay season. Old Bay season. Old Bay season.

[01:42:07] Old Bay. Where's the seafood section? Is that it over there?

[01:42:10] I'm just straight in here.

[01:42:12] Some over here.

[01:42:13] We gotta make the submission though. We gotta get in and out quickly.

[01:42:15] Before they come in.

[01:42:16] In and out. Probably one of Kane's.

[01:42:18] There we are.

[01:42:19] Old Bay season in Kane-At-Tomba.

[01:42:21] It's over here, I see it.

[01:42:24] It's a good thing she's getting the lobster, cause they don't sell it here.

[01:42:29] Ooh, I thought I saw it.

[01:42:30] It is. That's it, right?

[01:42:32] She's gonna sit on the left.

[01:42:34] She's gonna sit on the left?

[01:42:36] Old Bay Season.

[01:42:38] I'm getting stressed.

[01:42:42] I see. Hey, don't just record the empty queue.

[01:42:46] Don't record the empty queue.

[01:42:48] Oh, I was the reporter. You don't worry.

[01:42:50] Don't record the empty queue.

[01:42:52] Oh, it's for my grandma. She's watching.

[01:42:54] We're just looking for Old Bay Seasoning, sir.

[01:42:56] Why is he freaking out?

[01:42:58] What the fuck it? Holy shit. Do you guys sell old Bay seasoning? What the fuck is wrong with you, sir? Jesus Christ.

[01:43:10] Maybe he's traumatized. Old Bay seasoning. What the fuck is wrong with him? Old Bay seasoning. I don't see it.

[01:43:22] I don't see any ol' buddy.

[01:43:23] Let's get out of here, though, eh?

[01:43:24] Let's go to the produce section.

[01:43:25] I'm almost done.

[01:43:26] What a fucking idiot, you're not a kid!

[01:43:32] Jeez.

[01:43:36] Every employee is pretty cool besides him.

[01:43:38] Can't even get some old day, bro.

[01:43:43] Okay, he's gridlocked.

[01:43:47] He's stuck.

[01:43:48] He's stuck at the fish place, so we're going to...

[01:43:51] It's crazy. Like, where are they? I don't know.

[01:43:54] We should have told them we were leaving today.

[01:43:55] They probably have a duck there.

[01:43:56] What's a fucking duck there?

[01:44:02] Yeah, so we need produce. Where's the produce section? Is that all that?

[01:44:05] Yeah, I think so.

[01:44:06] What do you need from there?

[01:44:08] So we need celery, three yellow onions, garlic, new compotatoes.

[01:44:12] Oh yeah, I think that's all just at the start of the night.

[01:44:15] Yeah, for sure.

[01:44:16] Sorry about that, sir.

[01:44:17] He's probably thought you were a jibby on, but I don't look at anything like jibby on.

[01:44:32] No, because he's a pedophile.

[01:44:34] He thought you were reporting him.

[01:44:39] He's just working his job, I respect it.

[01:44:42] I don't.

[01:44:43] I get it.

[01:44:44] I don't.

[01:44:45] like kids like those crypto kids who came in and just annoying it's all right

[01:44:50] we're getting out of here oh my god it's a sicker service

[01:44:56] all right let's be quick let's be quick hey all right so we need

[01:45:05] granny smiths yeah five of them these are granny smiths yeah these probably go bad

[01:45:09] I bet get some W's going man we're almost out of here

[01:45:15] this right yeah dude I've never done this before my mom used to do this I'm

[01:45:21] I'm five great wait green apples is that with the one

[01:45:27] Do you have a grain of smoke?

[01:45:29] Wait, am I shooting at an egg?

[01:45:31] No, it's not.

[01:45:33] Let me plug in. Let me plug in.

[01:45:35] Do you want to do anything here?

[01:45:39] One, two, three, four, five.

[01:45:45] Am I supposed to do more piss or no?

[01:45:47] No, I think they just...

[01:45:49] Whenever you just...

[01:45:51] I think you just tell them how many apples.

[01:45:53] I mean, if you want to weigh, you can.

[01:45:55] Tell them five apples, I think.

[01:46:00] Come on, bro.

[01:46:01] You know me.

[01:46:06] Five apples can't get lost.

[01:46:07] I think they can't get lost.

[01:46:11] Okay, so five apples.

[01:46:14] Okay, so now we need tar again.

[01:46:17] What is it?

[01:46:18] Celery three, we need this whole list, that's it.

[01:46:21] Okay.

[01:46:22] So celery against the wall.

[01:46:25] Free celery.

[01:46:26] We got three.

[01:46:27] Yeah.

[01:46:35] What's the spell?

[01:46:36] I don't know.

[01:46:40] Chicken bullion.

[01:46:41] Did someone drop that at an inventory?

[01:46:43] OK.

[01:46:44] So when she said celery, do I have to get one?

[01:46:47] Or this.

[01:46:48] This is what you're going to think.

[01:46:50] Do I have celery?

[01:46:51] Do I just put this in my fucking...

[01:46:53] Well, you could put it in a bag.

[01:46:55] Or you could grab this, sorry.

[01:46:57] Sorry, Sticks.

[01:46:59] I don't know if you want to take the full shit.

[01:47:01] Wait, we also need...

[01:47:03] Wait, hold on, sorry Chad, I'm just looking.

[01:47:07] We need basil leaves.

[01:47:09] We also need romaine.

[01:47:11] Should I get romaine?

[01:47:13] How do you get this?

[01:47:15] Or not, just this.

[01:47:17] Is this just romaine lettuce?

[01:47:19] I don't know, bro. I don't know. I don't eat this shit.

[01:47:23] One main lettuce right there. Look at that.

[01:47:30] I mean, I think you put it in a bag.

[01:47:32] Like, you could put it in the cart, but it's kind of like...

[01:47:41] Okay, my question is...

[01:47:42] If you try to run back to the sequence, I should have just quickly...

[01:47:45] I just want to antagonize them. I'm just gonna be honest.

[01:47:47] I don't mean to the world

[01:48:07] We need Celery, we got it.

[01:48:11] She said make sure you got a lot of garlic.

[01:48:17] Garlic?

[01:48:19] Right here.

[01:48:21] What else? Onions?

[01:48:23] Sweet onions.

[01:48:29] She said three yellow onions.

[01:48:31] Are these yellow onions?

[01:48:33] No, I think one of those is yellow onions.

[01:48:37] This is the part where I start getting stressed.

[01:48:39] It gets very technical.

[01:48:47] Oh, it's like what three? Three packs?

[01:48:53] Yeah.

[01:48:55] Can I put the garlic in there?

[01:48:58] You can get celery. So what did I get?

[01:49:01] You got... we got the romaine lettuce.

[01:49:04] I'm not... I... I...

[01:49:06] It's the same. Parmesan's breaking.

[01:49:08] What's wrong?

[01:49:10] Is it?

[01:49:11] No, Parmigani, no, no.

[01:49:13] It's not.

[01:49:14] Parmigano.

[01:49:15] Press on me.

[01:49:16] Wait, is it Cellar?

[01:49:17] Which one is this?

[01:49:18] Cellar?

[01:49:19] Oh, yeah it is.

[01:49:20] Wait, these ones are a little bit smaller.

[01:49:23] Wait, this one?

[01:49:24] I told ya.

[01:49:25] So you're telling me rabbits fucking eat this shit?

[01:49:28] Like, a lot out there.

[01:49:34] You're not holding this for a matter?

[01:49:36] No, this.

[01:49:37] Uh, you get over it?

[01:49:39] I don't know.

[01:49:40] Just be cool.

[01:49:42] He's getting a grandma something

[01:49:45] Wait, so we need basil the grandma just went that way. Oh, no, he's coming back

[01:49:49] No, he's taking a u-turn now because it's another granny. He's helping. Do we need pizza? Yes

[01:49:57] Organic basil, oh, you're on a fucking ball you are

[01:50:02] Okay, so we need a salary

[01:50:06] Sorry check yellow on three yellow onions. Yeah, I think that's right

[01:50:12] Three yellow onions next to each other.

[01:50:22] Give them back.

[01:50:32] Sorry guys, I'm being a little quiet. I'm trying to be peaceful, so I don't end up on one of those clips, you know?

[01:50:47] You know, it's crazy that a chat could say cat.

[01:50:51] And you could, you could probably agree with this.

[01:50:53] Long god, I'm like the most like, like nowadays, like back in the day. Yeah, I used to be annoying, but like,

[01:50:58] I'm like very like aware now like I don't like to bother people you know I'm

[01:51:01] saying like I learned I matured but I get treated like I'm a fucking like piece

[01:51:05] of shit now I don't really like troubling people I'm saying that's like I

[01:51:10] read the room usually you know you could tell when someone's like I don't give a

[01:51:14] fuck

[01:51:16] I don't see you. Alright let's see here. There's a lot. So three yellow onions and

[01:51:22] celery, garlic, yukon potatoes, what is it you call potatoes, do you know what a yukon

[01:51:32] potato is, um yeah they're kind of, I don't know if they have them here, no no, it tastes

[01:51:41] more like a sweet potato, I don't, should I just do a sweet potato then instead, what

[01:51:47] Just white sweet potato?

[01:51:49] That one's weird.

[01:51:51] Yeah, I've seen him, but I haven't seen him here. I see him in Midwest.

[01:51:56] Alright, thank you though.

[01:51:58] That's okay.

[01:52:00] Excuse me?

[01:52:02] He work here?

[01:52:04] Okay.

[01:52:06] He was wearing the exact same outfit.

[01:52:10] I didn't see you.

[01:52:17] I don't.

[01:52:18] Stay calm.

[01:52:19] I'm going to ask the worker right here, but just don't fill in.

[01:52:21] That's fine.

[01:52:26] Just looking at the car, yeah.

[01:52:31] Thanks.

[01:52:32] Thanks so much.

[01:52:35] I'll lean a five pound bag on the other side.

[01:52:39] You con potatoes.

[01:52:43] You con potatoes.

[01:52:46] No, no.

[01:52:48] Let's do it.

[01:52:50] Let's get some W's.

[01:52:52] I'll show you what I know, guys.

[01:52:54] No.

[01:52:56] No, yes you are.

[01:52:58] Thank you.

[01:53:00] Romaine we have that

[01:53:02] I thought we did get that yeah, yeah, okay, so we need lemons now

[01:53:06] lemons

[01:53:18] This is

[01:53:24] Okay, so now we need parsley chives thymine basil, okay

[01:53:30] The basil I grabbed.

[01:53:31] You grabbed the basil?

[01:53:32] Do you have bay leaves?

[01:53:33] No, definitely not.

[01:53:34] What is bay leaves?

[01:53:35] It's getting stressful, stressful.

[01:53:36] No, it's fine.

[01:53:37] Okay, okay.

[01:53:38] Thank you, bro.

[01:53:39] You're calming me down.

[01:53:40] Okay.

[01:53:41] Parsley also.

[01:53:42] Did you get that?

[01:53:43] No.

[01:53:44] What is it?

[01:53:45] I'm assuming it's a herb, no?

[01:53:46] What is it we need?

[01:53:47] Parsley, chives, thyme, basil, and bay leaves.

[01:53:48] Chives?

[01:53:49] No.

[01:53:50] No.

[01:53:51] No.

[01:53:52] No.

[01:53:53] No.

[01:53:54] No.

[01:53:55] No.

[01:53:56] No.

[01:53:57] No.

[01:53:58] Thyme, basil, and basil.

[01:54:00] Chives, green onions, but that's like what chives look like, parsley.

[01:54:06] Right here.

[01:54:12] We're moving.

[01:54:14] We're actually moving, bro.

[01:54:15] Gokey facts.

[01:54:17] Gokey facts.

[01:54:19] Oh, this is chives right here.

[01:54:20] Chives, can I put it on one bag or not?

[01:54:22] Um, I don't know.

[01:54:24] I'll actually tell them all about it.

[01:54:25] Okay, so parsley, do I just grab, that's enough?

[01:54:29] I'm gonna park there.

[01:54:31] Okay, yeah.

[01:54:32] And chives right here.

[01:54:33] I'm gonna put these in one bag or something.

[01:54:34] I'm not gonna be good at with them.

[01:54:36] Parsley's white.

[01:54:40] What's that?

[01:54:41] Chives right here.

[01:54:43] Mint.

[01:54:44] Wait, that's what a mint is made of?

[01:54:46] Yeah.

[01:54:50] Wait.

[01:54:52] Smells minty.

[01:54:55] with chives, chives?

[01:54:57] So it's just like grass?

[01:54:59] No, that's just good.

[01:54:59] It's just long grass?

[01:55:00] No, it's like a little spicy kind of fish.

[01:55:03] Not really though.

[01:55:06] Chives, basically.

[01:55:12] Hold on.

[01:55:16] Hold on.

[01:55:18] So we got celery, three yellow onions, garlic,

[01:55:20] U-Compataters, Romain, Lemons, Parsley.

[01:55:24] We got that, right?

[01:55:26] Do we get Parsley?

[01:55:28] Do we get Parsley?

[01:55:29] Yeah, I did.

[01:55:30] Parsley, chives.

[01:55:33] We got that?

[01:55:34] We need thyme?

[01:55:35] Yeah, we need that.

[01:55:36] I don't know what that looks like.

[01:55:37] Thyme, thyme, thyme.

[01:55:39] Oh, yeah, right here, right here, right here.

[01:55:41] Thyme!

[01:55:50] Holy shit, anyone think we could ever do this?

[01:55:53] I didn't know.

[01:56:01] Sorry about that.

[01:56:04] I don't know what's last.

[01:56:06] Okay, so we need thyme.

[01:56:07] Is there one more?

[01:56:08] Yeah, we need that basil.

[01:56:11] What do you use like a bit?

[01:56:12] Bay leaves.

[01:56:13] Bay leaves.

[01:56:14] Bay Lynn Levine.

[01:56:16] Bay leaves.

[01:56:17] Bay leaves.

[01:56:18] leaves. The Minyamal.

[01:56:25] Italian parsley? Is there a Jewish parsley? I wish.

[01:56:31] J.K.

[01:56:35] I don't see it. Okay, so these are called bay leaves? Bay leaves?

[01:56:40] Okay, what is dill and tarragon? Dill is like...

[01:56:46] I don't know if you can get this in there. Go look in there.

[01:56:50] I think he's asking.

[01:56:52] I think he could just ask.

[01:56:53] What is Bay Leaves?

[01:57:00] Okay, and then also, what is Dill and Terrigan?

[01:57:08] And then Dill?

[01:57:10] Oh gosh, we missed it.

[01:57:11] Thank you, sir.

[01:57:13] Dill.

[01:57:14] Oh my god, we're gonna kill it

[01:57:25] Guys, I'm gonna make sure to tip everyone here a thousand dollars

[01:57:27] I'm gonna get some deduces.

[01:57:41] Thank you sir.

[01:57:43] Just right over here?

[01:57:45] Okay, also.

[01:57:47] Everyone's so nice besides that fish dot.

[01:57:49] Yeah, it's probably over there.

[01:57:51] We should definitely do a drive-by.

[01:57:53] What if you just say something and it blows your head off your shoulders?

[01:57:55] I would be like WTF.

[01:57:57] He said above the mushrooms. What is that we need?

[01:58:03] Oh, thyme. Top right.

[01:58:05] Thyme. So that's...

[01:58:07] Okay, so thyme is this.

[01:58:09] And then we also just need dill and tarragon.

[01:58:13] Dill we just grabbed.

[01:58:14] Okay, so we need tarragon.

[01:58:15] He said it's the same thing, no?

[01:58:17] How do you spell it? It's under the T?

[01:58:19] Tarragon, yeah.

[01:58:21] Oh, bay leaves? Don't you need bay leaves?

[01:58:23] Did you get that already?

[01:58:24] I don't think so.

[01:58:26] I don't, I don't remember.

[01:58:28] Yeah, I think we can use that, you're right.

[01:58:30] And then we also need Targon. Where's Targon?

[01:58:32] Targon wasn't the one that's not near her.

[01:58:36] Excuse me, where's Targon?

[01:58:38] Do you know where Targon is?

[01:58:40] Targon.

[01:58:42] Come here with your eyes.

[01:58:44] Are they out? No.

[01:58:46] Oh, is it the one that's outside down?

[01:58:48] You don't have to carry Targon over there.

[01:58:50] No.

[01:58:52] Oh, I don't see a Targon.

[01:58:54] Oh, no

[01:58:59] Do you see one sneak

[01:59:04] Okay, sounds good. Thank you, sir

[01:59:15] Can I be honest with you that guy doesn't like me over there how do I grab that?

[01:59:18] I'm not sure.

[01:59:20] No, because that's Elrond right there.

[01:59:22] I think we just get this and I just tell her to get it, no?

[01:59:24] We just do it, actually.

[01:59:25] That's not Elrond.

[01:59:26] Let's just get out of here.

[01:59:28] I'll just tell her. Let me call her.

[01:59:32] Just tell her the guy selling it as a girl.

[01:59:34] She'll just call her when we're outside.

[01:59:36] Oh, she can't, sir.

[01:59:40] Hey.

[01:59:42] Uh...

[01:59:43] Shh!

[01:59:44] Can you hear me? Can you hear me or no?

[01:59:46] Yeah, I can hear you. I have service now.

[01:59:48] Okay, listen.

[01:59:49] Yeah, I'm the lobster right now.

[01:59:50] Okay, I need you to also get...what is it?

[01:59:53] I need you to get...

[01:59:54] It's such a t-shirt, I know.

[01:59:55] I need you to get...

[01:59:57] a...

[01:59:58] a...

[01:59:59] a tarragon.

[02:00:00] And then I also...

[02:00:01] And then I also need you to get...

[02:00:04] Old Bay seasoning.

[02:00:05] The guy at the...

[02:00:06] Old Bay seasoning?

[02:00:07] Yes, because the guy at the seafood spot

[02:00:09] pointed a gun at me and he said,

[02:00:11] Fucking kick rocks, kid.

[02:00:13] Wait, you can't buy Old Bay seasoning.

[02:00:15] I know I know I know but he was guarding it with a fucking assault rifle

[02:00:23] He had a gun he was looking at me crazy are you crazy? No, just just get the lobster and the old base seasoning

[02:00:28] I'll handle the rest stable out

[02:00:30] Easy.

[02:00:40] I'm not doing that, son. I'm not.

[02:00:42] Yeah, you just gotta just, just low key, keep it low key. Like, you know, hug.

[02:00:48] Oh, shh. We should probably check out check out, huh?

[02:00:50] Yeah.

[02:00:51] Keep it low low key.

[02:00:52] Like this?

[02:00:56] Hey, hey, hey.

[02:00:57] Hey, hey!

[02:01:00] All right.

[02:01:03] So...

[02:01:07] Rock.

[02:01:14] All right, 10,000.

[02:01:17] 11.

[02:01:19] These are five also.

[02:01:21] Erno, three onions.

[02:01:27] Oh my god, how much money is this gonna be?

[02:01:29] Make a prediction right now, chat.

[02:01:31] Probably like 350, 250.

[02:01:33] That's crazy, that's pretty good.

[02:01:35] Because I'm like a library user, so much you do with this.

[02:01:38] She also told me to get this.

[02:01:39] Oh, you forgot about the chocolate one.

[02:01:42] Chat, she also told us, she just texted me,

[02:01:45] she was like, you need to get a Kaniyia combo,

[02:01:46] but she said, be sad.

[02:01:49] We can't forget, that's gotta be like really big sad.

[02:01:56] Oh my fucking god.

[02:01:57] You'll believe her already.

[02:02:01] $17.

[02:02:03] She's only done the work herself.

[02:02:07] You get some L-ons in the check.

[02:02:11] Make me happy, bro.

[02:02:13] Me? Why?

[02:02:14] I was like, looking at your face.

[02:02:16] Thanks, bro.

[02:02:17] Fucking lie.

[02:02:18] He's calling me.

[02:02:20] Hey, hey, hey, I'm currently checking out.

[02:02:22] What's up?

[02:02:23] Uh, okay, so my super magnet doesn't have to be, so I need you to get a gun and get that voice.

[02:02:33] It's just working. You must get it.

[02:02:36] Don't drop out!

[02:02:38] Oh, this is it. Okay.

[02:02:39] Wait, she said gum drop out.

[02:02:41] She's doing- she just outro'd you.

[02:02:42] Did she just outro me?

[02:02:45] Should I go back?

[02:02:47] You're gonna have to go out.

[02:02:48] I mean, I'll combo like it's really antagonizing if I come with again.

[02:02:52] Should we put this in the car first and then run it and just get everything out first.

[02:03:04] Get permission, oh I should probably call her back, huh?

[02:03:14] Do you think she's gonna out warm it?

[02:03:21] Hey, so did you mean Parmesan cheese like shredded or grated?

[02:03:27] Uh, either is fine.

[02:03:30] Okay, and then, um, what else did you talk about?

[02:03:33] Just that in the whole day.

[02:03:35] I need you to get the whole day seated.

[02:03:37] What are you doing? Put the gun down.

[02:03:38] Yo, chill, chill, chill!

[02:03:40] Hang up.

[02:03:42] That was good, that was good.

[02:03:44] How you doing, man?

[02:03:46] Good, how are you?

[02:03:48] Yeah.

[02:03:50] Everyone here is pretty nice, besides the fish guy.

[02:03:52] He's pretty mad.

[02:03:54] Thank you guys for allowing me, you know.

[02:03:58] You know, there was a wife and I needed four days to make it.

[02:04:02] He was, like, kind of like this.

[02:04:04] Nobody can tell him.

[02:04:06] Nobody can tell him by the phone.

[02:04:08] No, he's right here.

[02:04:10] You see a video for that one?

[02:04:11] Yeah, but give it a scoop.

[02:04:12] The other one, the one next to the seeker.

[02:04:15] You're my god.

[02:04:16] Shut up, Zane, dude.

[02:04:17] Oh my god, who's funny?

[02:04:18] W Zane in the chat.

[02:04:19] Should I give him $10,000?

[02:04:20] Just give him a million.

[02:04:21] I'm too a dad.

[02:04:22] I'm under the cooking segment.

[02:04:23] Oh, yeah.

[02:04:24] Thank you so much.

[02:04:25] Thank you so much.

[02:04:26] Thank you.

[02:04:27] Thank you.

[02:04:28] Thank you.

[02:04:29] Thank you.

[02:04:30] Thank you.

[02:04:31] Thank you.

[02:04:32] Thank you.

[02:04:33] Thank you.

[02:04:34] Thank you.

[02:04:35] Thank you.

[02:04:36] Thank you.

[02:04:37] Thank you.

[02:04:38] Thank you.

[02:04:39] This is why we shop.

[02:04:51] This is why we rob.

[02:04:54] Oh Ron, no helping.

[02:04:59] I'm up for it.

[02:05:03] Okay, so much going on bro, I'm not gonna lie.

[02:05:17] Ooh, I have a number to show.

[02:05:19] Did this count?

[02:05:22] Garlic.

[02:05:24] I have garlic.

[02:05:26] I grab a shit ton.

[02:05:27] Yeah, we have garlic, right?

[02:05:29] We had garlic I think, right?

[02:05:30] It was in like a green...

[02:05:32] Did Zane get shot?

[02:05:34] I think Zane literally got shot.

[02:05:36] Did Zane get executed?

[02:05:42] LLZ.

[02:05:46] Guys, the much awaited grocery segment is ending.

[02:05:50] much-awaited grocery segment is ending

[02:06:01] for a long-lived day and good

[02:06:05] forgot the caniac don't worry we're working on it

[02:06:11] i have a huge feeling when she gets to the house she's gonna be like what the

[02:06:14] fuck did you get no way now it is something we got

[02:06:17] wrong yeah but we can make she's she was on

[02:06:19] Masterchef

[02:06:27] I'm pretty sure but let's just we got to have something at that

[02:06:32] She's Masterchef she could make it work. She has to make it work. She's literally Masterchef

[02:06:40] Like what Gordon Ramsay have grabbed the pots and pans for her

[02:06:44] I'm getting I think the same soul just loaded past us

[02:06:50] Yeah, I don't know if he died. Sorry about that.

[02:06:56] Dude, I don't know. They said that they had some.

[02:07:03] I didn't see it anywhere. I didn't see it anywhere.

[02:07:05] I didn't see it anywhere. I didn't see it anywhere.

[02:07:08] I didn't see it anywhere. I didn't see it anywhere.

[02:07:11] I didn't see it on 5 either, I went there too.

[02:07:17] It's all good.

[02:07:19] You're just doing that shit.

[02:07:20] Yeah, I was just trying to do it that shit.

[02:07:23] I need that even though, like, she didn't say it was really important.

[02:07:29] What if Zane...

[02:07:30] It's all good.

[02:07:31] If Zane's a part of the site.

[02:07:34] We gotta do the drive-by, it's on my eyes.

[02:07:37] Maybe flex on him, like, maybe hit one of these with our fucking shopping cart.

[02:07:41] That would go everywhere but then I'd get in trouble.

[02:07:44] He's gonna rage bro.

[02:07:46] Smoke is gonna come out of his ears.

[02:07:48] Can I put in a number for a discount?

[02:07:52] All I need?

[02:07:54] Don't show this.

[02:07:56] Don't show it, alright?

[02:07:58] No, just your face.

[02:08:00] You got it?

[02:08:02] Oh my days!

[02:08:04] You got it?

[02:08:06] Oh my days!

[02:08:08] A little $10 off, not a bad price.

[02:08:10] Thank you so much!

[02:08:12] How about it?

[02:08:14] Thank you so much!

[02:08:16] It's okay.

[02:08:18] Thank you guys for being helpful.

[02:08:20] Let's get out of here.

[02:08:22] I'm going to drive by in Henry-de-Vise.

[02:08:24] I'm going to drive by in Henry-de-Vise.

[02:08:26] I'm going to drive by in Henry-de-Vise.

[02:08:28] I'm going to drive by in Henry-de-Vise.

[02:08:30] I'm going to drive by in Henry-de-Vise.

[02:08:32] Go drive by and have one of these the fishman

[02:08:36] Yeah, well made actually just might pick me up like the Hulk our throat full-sized

[02:08:50] We did it Chad we fucking did it let's get some double use we made it out, bro. We fucking made it out

[02:08:58] How much was it 271 dollars trouble me if you've got it correct

[02:09:10] Let's go make all it

[02:09:15] Hey, hey, hey! So, I got everything besides the old-day seasoning because when I went

[02:09:29] there I had a friend go and he gave me a zane, he worked there, he went to the guy, the guy

[02:09:35] no troll.

[02:09:36] Oh my fucking god! You scared the fuck out of me! God, man! Jesus fucking Christ, man!

[02:09:44] Yeah, I had a bullshit crypto guy just run up on me.

[02:09:48] Okay, so you did it in the whole place.

[02:09:52] Walk next to my car and I'll take you.

[02:09:56] Thanks for your resource.

[02:10:00] Holy shit, yeah, yeah.

[02:10:04] I'm just looking at a clapped-ass car with a lease on it.

[02:10:08] Alright, shoot me.

[02:10:12] Don't shout at me.

[02:10:15] I didn't even want to go back.

[02:10:22] Did they do something in my car?

[02:10:25] What an actual door, pal.

[02:10:29] Yeah?

[02:10:32] When you're poor, you do things that you wouldn't do until you're there.

[02:10:37] Oh no.

[02:10:38] That's dirty as fuck, bro.

[02:10:39] You never know, bro.

[02:10:42] Why'd you fucking lose yours?

[02:10:45] Yeah, I love you, C-Clutch, you still eat it.

[02:10:51] You never know, bro, they got nothing to lose in life.

[02:10:54] You know what I wonder, though, like, what do they do for fun?

[02:10:58] Like, am I struggling?

[02:11:00] Struggling.

[02:11:01] You know what?

[02:11:02] Hey, hey, kid, if you're watching this stream right now, I'll promote your coins.

[02:11:04] Come here.

[02:11:05] No, dead ass.

[02:11:06] I'll promote the shit out of your coin.

[02:11:07] Come here.

[02:11:08] Let's come on!

[02:11:09] Yeah?

[02:11:10] Yeah, yeah, yeah!

[02:11:11] Yeah, let's do it!

[02:11:12] Alright, back!

[02:11:13] Come on!

[02:11:14] We'll stop recording for a sec, let's do it!

[02:11:17] Alright, back!

[02:11:20] I'm waiting!

[02:11:26] I wish it wasn't me, bro!

[02:11:31] I wish it wasn't me!

[02:11:34] performance hey let me change your life bro you guys don't have to do this no

[02:11:41] more seriously

[02:11:48] yeah no but come on you want to be a concert

[02:11:57] and I like

[02:12:04] I don't know what to do.

[02:12:22] Like

[02:12:36] You can get clips different ways organically we're not we're not Ricky bro, but you're still doing it the mic's muted

[02:12:41] I hope one day y'all could retire mom or something with this.

[02:12:54] Can we do it?

[02:12:55] Probably not.

[02:12:56] No.

[02:12:57] Can we do it?

[02:12:58] Probably not.

[02:12:59] Yeah, let's do it.

[02:13:00] I'm a good person.

[02:13:01] You're not good people.

[02:13:02] Why?

[02:13:03] Because you're promoting shit to...

[02:13:04] You think that sympathy form is going to work?

[02:13:05] You guys are torques.

[02:13:06] I think so.

[02:13:07] You think this sympathy farm is gonna work? You guys are twerks. That's why you're recording.

[02:13:14] Nice meeting you guys.

[02:13:14] Appreciate you, bro, have a good one.

[02:13:17] Of course. You too.

[02:13:20] You'll never see me end up like this.

[02:13:22] I won't let them leave, baby.

[02:13:37] You know what? You try to give back. You try to teach some people like, you know, certain ways of life

[02:13:42] and they're so fucking brain dead that, like, you can't, you know what I'm saying?

[02:13:45] I mean, bro, crypto is not hard.

[02:13:47] It's not even...

[02:13:48] Just go sit in the trenches and fucking trade.

[02:13:50] You run around with a pump fund coin on your shirt and put it before you're streaming.

[02:13:54] Well that's the thing, it's like they have...

[02:13:55] It's just retarded.

[02:13:56] But the problem is they actually have no skill in life.

[02:13:59] Yeah, and they don't know how to learn how to trade so they don't...

[02:14:01] They don't know how to make money.

[02:14:03] And then he's saying like, oh, just like, just like how you got everything, you could lose everything.

[02:14:06] Yeah, I could do that, but I'm also a good person deep down.

[02:14:09] I'm not scamming.

[02:14:10] The only thing I'm scamming off people is literally asking for subs and then not something, or not streaming.

[02:14:20] I know PQ did not give him shit either.

[02:14:27] Busted M3, 4, Jesus.

[02:14:31] Everyone's smile, bro. We have a good day ahead of us. All you could do in life is just try to teach people how to be better people.

[02:14:36] And if by the time the bar closes and you feel like falling down I'll carry Chashy

[02:14:55] said she's gonna be here at 330 W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W.

[02:15:01] It's gonna be a good stream, bro. I'm actually excited to cook. The one thing is I'm probably

[02:15:05] I'm probably gonna have to just, like,

[02:15:06] the Kaniyia combo chat, or it's probably gonna have to...

[02:15:09] What's going on?

[02:15:10] Yeah, I got bad news.

[02:15:11] What were you gonna say?

[02:15:12] Yeah.

[02:15:15] They hit it inside of Ron.

[02:15:17] Ron, I mean, deep down, like, this is the last thing I'll say,

[02:15:19] just to keep it cordial,

[02:15:20] because I know people are gonna clip it,

[02:15:21] you know how they are.

[02:15:24] You guys can look at me how you want,

[02:15:25] annoying, fat, whatever it might be.

[02:15:28] At the end of the day, off-camera,

[02:15:30] I actually try to be, and on-camera,

[02:15:32] I try to be a good person, bro.

[02:15:34] I don't try to be annoying etc. But when you're just doing that like I feel like I'm not in the wrong to say something

[02:15:39] Especially trying to give advice, and I was just trying to give advice and they just clearly weren't listening

[02:15:44] Fucking hey new core videos soon Chad. Let's get some W's new core videos soon

[02:15:49] I didn't want her to hear the demon's side of me.

[02:16:12] Sorry about that.

[02:16:13] I was just hanging on to business.

[02:16:14] I got jumped and I just picked them up and I threw them around.

[02:16:18] Are you good now?

[02:16:19] Yes, I'm with my cameraman, Lays, and he says hello.

[02:16:22] Oh, thanks.

[02:16:23] My game.

[02:16:24] I need everything?

[02:16:26] What is the one thing we needed?

[02:16:27] Sorry for the tea.

[02:16:28] Tongue, tongue, tongue, so who are we?

[02:16:30] Tongue, tongue, tongue, and old man.

[02:16:31] Wait, can you hear me?

[02:16:33] Hello?

[02:16:37] Hello?

[02:16:40] Hello?

[02:16:42] Hello?

[02:16:45] Hello?

[02:16:47] Hello?

[02:16:50] Hello?

[02:16:53] Cool.

[02:16:54] I think she hung up on me.

[02:16:55] Yeah, I'm getting there Bob.

[02:16:59] And if by the matter...

[02:17:02] It's fuckin' hot down outside.

[02:17:04] Or what if we cook everything...

[02:17:06] And then get food poisoning and then we explode?

[02:17:10] That would be cinema.

[02:17:11] I'm actually really worried about how to kill a lobster.

[02:17:15] Um...

[02:17:16] No, you don't want a lobster.

[02:17:17] Wait, what the fuck? You're not musk?

[02:17:20] I think you're just boiling a lot of the classic.

[02:17:23] Yeah, but what if the chat just says like the blue dude with his mouth open and he's like...

[02:17:28] You know what I'm talking about?

[02:17:29] Yeah, they're mine.

[02:17:31] Yeah.

[02:17:33] We're most home-checked.

[02:17:34] That was crazy, like about lobsters, too.

[02:17:36] They're the only...

[02:17:37] Oh, you're pretty cool.

[02:17:40] Hello? Can you hear me?

[02:17:42] Yes. Your service with duty beings.

[02:17:44] I know. I know. It's my bad.

[02:17:46] Um, okay, so can you hear me okay got it. Yeah, yeah, okay, so we need tongue tongue tongue so horror and old-based seasoning

[02:18:04] What's the tension? I don't know. It's whatever you sent me. It's on the bottom of the list

[02:18:09] Okay, a tongue-tongue-tongue-tongue-tongue, what's that?

[02:18:15] It's, it's, you said-

[02:18:16] I'll get it, I'll get it.

[02:18:17] It's tongue-tongue-tongue-tongue-tongue-tongue-tongue, no tongue-tongue-tongue-tongue-tongue, is that all you said?

[02:18:21] Tongue-tongue-tongue-tongue, no.

[02:18:22] Okay, I'll look, I'll look.

[02:18:24] Can you guys not watch the fans?

[02:18:26] Uh, so I'm gonna find out in about five minutes, but let's just, you know-

[02:18:34] Okay, okay.

[02:18:35] Yeah, okay, but we also need the old bay seasoning, okay?

[02:18:40] Okay, I'm gonna go get all day seasoning and the tongue tongue tongue sore

[02:18:50] Horse out

[02:18:56] Officers when they died, they're like a screeching like you can hear them like screaming

[02:19:00] I'm not even kidding. So like they're the only like underwater animal that does that so when we put it

[02:19:06] You're gonna hear it like they say it sounds like it's like soul like leaving its body like it lets out a crazy audio

[02:19:14] Are you serious?

[02:19:22] I don't want to keep on the war what if I name it something

[02:19:25] something. Just name it. Wait, do they believe? I don't know, is that it? Do you see that?

[02:19:33] I'm not in on film traffic. Is that a fucking Maybach? Is that a fucking Maybach? Outside

[02:19:39] of a school? Is he picking up his girlfriend? Hey, boy! That's Jason the Weed!

[02:19:55] What the fuck? He's picking up his girlfriend from school.

[02:19:59] That's so nice of him.

[02:20:08] M-m-m-m-madeback music.

[02:20:14] Yeah, the traffic picks up in schools.

[02:20:16] Yo, what the fuck? That's actually a lot of traffic.

[02:20:19] Bro, do I need a haircut?

[02:20:21] No.

[02:20:22] What did he say? I heard someone scream.

[02:20:28] Oh shit.

[02:20:31] Okay.

[02:20:32] What do you mean oh shit?

[02:20:33] So the girl literally just turned, didn't look, and just waved an approval one.

[02:20:39] What the fuck is going on over here?

[02:20:46] What's up man!

[02:20:48] What's up man!

[02:20:49] What's up man!

[02:20:50] Yeah, yeah, yeah, how are you, man?

[02:20:51] Hey, hey, hey, stay in school, but do drugs!

[02:20:55] Yeah!

[02:20:56] Let's go, how are you?

[02:20:56] Yeah, yeah.

[02:21:00] I'm a great influence, yeah.

[02:21:03] Take her on there.

[02:21:11] Just kidding, Chapa.

[02:21:12] Guys, I texted them.

[02:21:13] I literally told them, I said,

[02:21:14] guys, just go with the flow.

[02:21:15] It's a good script.

[02:21:16] It's gonna get clips on Twitter, you know what I'm saying?

[02:21:17] They understood the assignment.

[02:21:20] That ass, what school even is this?

[02:21:22] Holy shit, this is like fucking

[02:21:24] I'm pretty sure it's a matter daddy high school

[02:21:26] What is the matter daddy that you keep doing this bro?

[02:21:34] Bro, that has to be a duck dude

[02:21:36] What is a duck dude?

[02:21:40] Oh my god bro

[02:21:44] Is that a horse dude?

[02:21:46] What's a horse do?

[02:21:48] No! Sorry.

[02:21:50] What the fuck, they just did to feel my aura.

[02:21:52] Wait, what the f-

[02:21:54] I'll just chill, bro.

[02:21:56] I won't do it. I'll find my urges.

[02:22:00] I'll find my urges to pay him to the man wearing a yarmulke.

[02:22:02] Dude.

[02:22:03] I think the core video should be out soon, Jack.

[02:22:05] Let's get some double use.

[02:22:07] New core video.

[02:22:11] We're all liking that.

[02:22:13] And commenting.

[02:22:15] and copying link and sharing in repost and horse tail

[02:22:21] it's a horse tail

[02:22:23] is that blood?

[02:22:25] oh god is that osama mason?

[02:22:29] what the fuck is going on? why am i seeing everything?

[02:22:31] what the fuck is that?

[02:22:33] is that w5 and s5?

[02:22:37] i just saw sayid bichesco

[02:22:41] he didn't even he's not even like as tall as this thing

[02:22:43] He looks actually like a little ass kid.

[02:22:46] Oh my god.

[02:22:48] What the fuck is he doing?

[02:22:50] General, who actually thinks like a honk?

[02:22:52] I'm not even kidding, I'll kill everybody.

[02:22:54] Who honks in general?

[02:22:56] You! You're a honker, love key.

[02:22:59] You get a honky.

[02:23:07] Alright, we're homed, Chad.

[02:23:09] We're sure gonna bet these kids are outside of our house.

[02:23:13] They could get some damage.

[02:23:15] You would never.

[02:23:16] Say I'm gone, I would never.

[02:23:18] You would never. I think this is the city that I'm in trouble with.

[02:23:21] Oh my god.

[02:23:22] See that one, I had the gloves though.

[02:23:24] What happened?

[02:23:27] Nobody wants to fight stableware in auto, bro. I'm a fucking demon.

[02:23:32] That's why I keep that knocker on me.

[02:23:34] I'm actually gonna buy a gun.

[02:23:36] I'm gonna buy a gun too.

[02:23:37] I'm gonna buy a horse tranquilizer

[02:23:47] Or what we could do is we could hire LeBron James to be next to us and anytime someone pisses us off

[02:23:52] I just haven't shoot lasers out of his eyes

[02:23:58] And Marlin would do that. Oh my god, Marlin was there he would have picked up and slammed them

[02:24:01] We got about 30 minutes, bro. Let's fucking do this thing. Make sure you don't leak, bro.

[02:24:10] No leaks.

[02:24:11] Hold on, Chad. Damn, bro, I really wish I had that chicken right now. I'm supposed to

[02:24:21] have one piece of chicken. Should I make sure the gate closes for these fucking freak bobs

[02:24:30] come out of nowhere. I'm just going to do the chat. It's a smart way to do it.

[02:24:38] Telling you but you never know these kids just come out of nowhere.

[02:24:44] Shubba-subba-nubba-ball ride! Who's ready for Vegas tomorrow? Me, I am. Who's ready

[02:24:52] for Vegas? I am. Tomorrow we go to Vegas.

[02:25:00] Oh my god, I'm not going to bathroom watching you do you think oh, excuse me

[02:25:22] Follow us

[02:25:25] You're fucking dumb

[02:25:27] I'll be honest if the kids they fall us here, would I have the right to start swinging?

[02:25:31] Shooting.

[02:25:33] No leak.

[02:25:34] 59307.

[02:25:36] You're a deadass leaking.

[02:25:37] Dude, I'm sorry bro. I'm a fucking idiot. You didn't meet the mic.

[02:25:41] Don't ask about what happened during Jason the Weed's birthday party in a Taco Bell parking lot with Marlon when the mic was muted.

[02:25:48] Marlon!

[02:25:49] Someone check on coffee.

[02:25:57] I

[02:26:09] Look at this fucking humble bowler remember when we started our stream every day for the first five days we did this

[02:26:14] It's not regular, bro. We have to treat it. It's not regular every day or else

[02:26:18] We're gonna feel like we've been here for too long and we lost it. You know I'm saying wow look at our beautiful trash

[02:26:24] That's W, bro

[02:26:27] I'm thinking about taking the matter out.

[02:26:29] What the fuck is the matter?

[02:26:31] I mean...

[02:26:35] Or is that a Jason dude?

[02:26:37] What's a Jason dude?

[02:26:39] That's good, man. I thought you did.

[02:26:41] Are they gonna call that a no?

[02:26:43] Is that a silky dude?

[02:26:45] Alright, what's a silky dude?

[02:26:51] I'm right here, man. Are you guys cooking something delicious?

[02:26:53] We're all radiant, bro.

[02:26:55] already I think we're all gonna be ready in today too

[02:27:08] can you blow my matter?

[02:27:10] you guys just sing that song and my mom didn't know it was about getting blowjobs

[02:27:13] I used to not know either, I used to play it a lot

[02:27:15] yeah my mom would just tell me it was a good song

[02:27:18] alright let's do this thing hey

[02:27:22] Welcome to stay in the kitchen.

[02:27:24] Ooooooh!

[02:27:26] Oh shit!

[02:27:34] Let's fucking do this thing, hey?

[02:27:36] Look at me like a real man, chat.

[02:27:38] Fucking move it.

[02:27:44] Whistling

[02:27:46] Like Jason has a dork, bro, and he's watching League of Legends before he fucking, yeah,

[02:27:56] he has a dork, bro.

[02:27:58] Fucking tore my ACL.

[02:28:02] ACL, Draco, ACL, Draco.

[02:28:04] Is that what he says?

[02:28:06] No.

[02:28:07] I need to eat.

[02:28:08] Hold on, I need a break.

[02:28:10] I need to eat. Hold on, I need a break.

[02:28:12] That, like, did that fuck my shit up?

[02:28:16] Oh, no.

[02:28:17] What was this?

[02:28:20] What is this?

[02:28:22] You're crazy for even, like...

[02:28:27] Chicken?

[02:28:29] That's chicken.

[02:28:30] I think this is hot Cheeto crust, and they put it around macaroni and cheese.

[02:28:33] That's just good.

[02:28:34] It's probably the last one.

[02:28:36] Alright, let's cut them up.

[02:28:38] How do you turn on the lights in here?

[02:28:40] Um...

[02:28:41] Doctor.

[02:28:43] Hey!

[02:28:46] Wait, so am I actually gonna have to kill a fucking lobster?

[02:28:49] Yep.

[02:28:50] Oh, what if the chat just goes...

[02:28:52] Can you just tell me about it?

[02:28:54] I actually can't look at it.

[02:28:56] Don't tell me how they kill animals, bro.

[02:29:03] Okay, fuck, okay, fuck.

[02:29:08] Oh

[02:29:19] Big fucking man bro, please

[02:29:24] My clicking that button. Oh my god, we're fucking lit chat whoa

[02:29:29] Shit the worst thing that could happen right now is me tripping and every fucking thing breaks. That was fucking stuff, right?

[02:29:38] Is that the seafood dude coming down the hill?

[02:29:40] Or the gun?

[02:29:43] What is he doing?

[02:29:45] That he was chasing us.

[02:29:48] Those kids probably came in and did some shit.

[02:29:50] That's probably why he hates filmers.

[02:29:51] Maybe.

[02:29:53] Bro, okay.

[02:29:55] You know how the saying is like, um...

[02:29:58] It's like, what does it call it? Monkey selling bananas? Does he eat his own bananas?

[02:30:01] Never heard that in my life.

[02:30:03] No, seriously, you never heard that?

[02:30:04] No.

[02:30:05] Does anyone know what I'm talking about?

[02:30:06] It's like a saying that's an actual saying for it. I think it's a don't eat your own supplies. Yeah, but it's drugs

[02:30:13] It's like don't smoke your own supplies. No, I'm telling you there's some more monkeys and bananas

[02:30:21] Okay, let's see me speaking we should make sure like

[02:30:29] Like should we make sure this is good like surely we make sure this is good

[02:30:33] night right yeah like why would I want her to come here and then it's like oh

[02:30:40] it's it's poison the ice cream all right let's give it a go everyone knows the

[02:30:46] rules one bite oh my god it's creamy okay you can't double dip you can't

[02:30:54] sure you can no you can't you're not supposed to do that discussing stop that

[02:30:58] be it. Don't matter what you eat it.

[02:31:03] I'll film it. Are we serious? Are you in the kitchen eating a f***ing gallon of ice cream?

[02:31:13] Do you want to press the button? That's the button.

[02:31:21] Not that you want to probably do it, yeah, it's fine, yeah.

[02:31:24] You like to be good.

[02:31:25] What?

[02:31:26] Good good.

[02:31:27] Come on.

[02:31:29] 1883, wow.

[02:31:31] I'm about to kill a lobster, right?

[02:31:34] Why?

[02:31:35] I have to eat it.

[02:31:37] This is the devil.

[02:31:39] I told you it's going to...

[02:31:40] What the fuck is this?

[02:31:42] Bro, I'm lactose intolerant.

[02:31:44] I might start getting shit when she gets here.

[02:31:46] Hmm, yo.

[02:31:47] I'm gonna show just discipline here.

[02:31:49] I know, but come on, take one bite.

[02:31:53] I can't.

[02:31:54] You want to pull into video or should I?

[02:31:56] Let me do it bro, I'll just look in the chat and see it.

[02:31:58] Come on.

[02:31:59] Come on, I want to come out.

[02:32:01] I mean, yeah, it's obvious.

[02:32:02] You need one second.

[02:32:03] Let me throw this away.

[02:32:04] Just a moment.

[02:32:05] I'm not done.

[02:32:06] You know, she's gonna question me.

[02:32:09] She's gonna think, why is there holes in ice cream?

[02:32:12] All right, last one.

[02:32:15] You're more for the rude.

[02:32:19] Oh my god.

[02:32:21] This is scary.

[02:32:22] This is lazy.

[02:32:23] What is this ever, right?

[02:32:24] I'm not.

[02:32:25] Like, YouTube links, Nuke engagement on tweets.

[02:32:29] Yeah, what do you say?

[02:32:31] Cause I know people used to post it in the replies instead of in the main city.

[02:32:36] I put my Twitch link down in my tweet.

[02:32:39] Like look at our tweets bro, they go like crazy.

[02:32:41] Keep it up, I'm gonna do something for you.

[02:32:42] Oh, do you think I should throw it into the lake?

[02:32:45] Do you think I should throw it into the lake in the street?

[02:32:47] Why not?

[02:32:48] Absolutely. I don't need a phone.

[02:33:05] Oh, my God!

[02:33:06] I'm gonna go back down for one second, bro.

[02:33:08] We gotta make sure that ice cream's actually here.

[02:33:11] But get your no ways ready guys new video out in about 30 seconds

[02:33:21] I don't know who's gonna be first

[02:33:23] I'm gonna be dirty first

[02:33:27] Holy dark fucking bio

[02:33:30] So if you tell me

[02:33:34] Let's be ready

[02:33:37] Oh low-key Marlin in the thumbnail though. He's so handsome. Yeah, I think that's good

[02:33:46] All right guys

[02:33:48] You guys ready guys if there's if there's a couple people in the chat

[02:33:56] Guys if there's a couple of chat comment. I was here in the YouTube video

[02:34:18] What the fuck is he doing?

[02:34:28] There we go, wait there's 161 comments guys, go comments, go like, go now, everyone comment,

[02:34:39] this video should have minimum 50,000 comments, just comment multiple times.

[02:34:43] So you think I should just close this like this?

[02:34:45] We turn our backyard into a water park,

[02:34:47] and then we gotta hit this.

[02:34:48] Look, look, look, look, look, look, look.

[02:34:50] Trust me, this video has no link in it.

[02:34:53] Okay, well, what about that?

[02:34:54] And then we put the link under it.

[02:34:55] What about the IGT?

[02:34:56] What about this caption?

[02:34:57] I don't know.

[02:34:58] I don't know, new video.

[02:35:00] Go watch new video in bio.

[02:35:02] On the hard part?

[02:35:04] On what?

[02:35:05] And then he's editing it later.

[02:35:06] I don't know.

[02:35:07] Oh, no, no, no.

[02:35:08] I'm not a hard person.

[02:35:09] I don't know.

[02:35:10] We gotta get everyone a like and comment, retweet that.

[02:35:12] We have to put on.

[02:35:13] Ready, share.

[02:35:15] Copy link.

[02:35:17] And bang.

[02:35:18] Kids in some place today.

[02:35:20] Bang.

[02:35:21] Did you tweet it?

[02:35:22] On the course where?

[02:35:23] Guys, go like and comment and retweet

[02:35:25] under the tweet.

[02:35:26] One lucky viewer will get adapts underwear, okay?

[02:35:29] I'm gonna take it off after stream, after.

[02:35:32] Okay, so not during, so don't be surprised

[02:35:34] if you don't get it now.

[02:35:35] Your whisper will come to you if you win.

[02:35:37] Go do it right now.

[02:35:38] See what you wanna post to.

[02:35:40] Oh, I got another one.

[02:35:41] Where's my job?

[02:35:41] I feel like you could caption.

[02:35:45] Well, I asked the caption maybe six hours ago, that should be, but not here.

[02:35:49] Waterpark with the corboys, and I heard a water cord, and then we get sent away.

[02:35:52] Was that sustainable with anything?

[02:35:54] Oh, what the fuck?

[02:35:56] Hey there.

[02:35:58] What are they typing in the flock?

[02:36:01] What are they typing in there, hold on.

[02:36:03] I wonder how to do binominal distribution.

[02:36:06] What the fuck is that even mean?

[02:36:08] What are they talking about on my offline chat?

[02:36:10] But it is by nominal distribution.

[02:36:13] You know how many times throughout the day I'll just say,

[02:36:15] pay his pass here and see if people are having a conversation about the most random things.

[02:36:20] Um, Tweet's not live yet.

[02:36:23] I'll give it a sec.

[02:36:24] Oh, wait.

[02:36:25] You mean he's doing the anime awards?

[02:36:28] Or are he doing the anime awards?

[02:36:30] Um, do you understand that academics just got a fucking OVO chain?

[02:36:34] That's so tough.

[02:36:36] Saying Drake offered him one million dollars for a dinner with him, and he chose dinner with them

[02:36:42] and

[02:36:44] He's dead ass chose dinner with them. Hey, by the way chop the frizzy

[02:36:49] Me and frizzy uh workshop the fuck out of this video

[02:36:54] Is it up yes stable and auto announced he'll be buying 50,000 live lobsters from stores and setting them free and to help

[02:37:01] This see life so fucking tired hold on it's almost there

[02:37:04] Yeah, we're trying to hold this on the peak.

[02:37:07] Hold on.

[02:37:08] You always want to pee, bro.

[02:37:10] Look, that's not true, though.

[02:37:12] Don't ever pee.

[02:37:13] I'm giving you the lead.

[02:37:14] You always want to pee.

[02:37:15] Because it's like, bro, like, we're working.

[02:37:16] Do you think people that are working on oil rigs are like,

[02:37:17] oh, I want to go pee in the ocean?

[02:37:18] Yeah, they're probably just pee in the ocean.

[02:37:19] That'll be the last thing that starts.

[02:37:20] Come to the start of the week.

[02:37:21] Come to the start of the week.

[02:37:23] Yeah, that's not how it works.

[02:37:25] What?

[02:37:26] Come to the start of the week for a better connection?

[02:37:28] All right.

[02:37:29] Yeah, it should work, right?

[02:37:31] What are we doing out there?

[02:37:33] What is this?

[02:37:34] Why am I outside?

[02:37:35] Outlook, you put a timer that says gumdrops coming at 3.30?

[02:37:38] Thank you.

[02:37:39] 30 minutes?

[02:37:40] No, what are you...

[02:37:41] I'm trying to put the tweet on the core Twitter, but it's not going up.

[02:37:43] Yeah, but why don't we understand why we're outside?

[02:37:45] Because that's the connection right there, no?

[02:37:47] Orling has nothing to do with that.

[02:37:49] You're connected to it.

[02:37:50] No, no, Wi-Fi.

[02:37:51] Yeah, but if you're connected to it and you're inside it, it goes to that.

[02:37:54] That's outside.

[02:37:55] We're going outside for no reason.

[02:37:57] To get within proximity of the internet source.

[02:37:59] How many is understanding, is it?

[02:38:02] And my mom or is she around?

[02:38:04] Really, if it's a star, why would you have to?

[02:38:06] It's outside already.

[02:38:08] It's stuck at 70%.

[02:38:09] Oh, turn your Wi-Fi off, just that's what I did.

[02:38:11] Okay, okay, okay.

[02:38:13] Oh, it might have worked, Ron. Hold on.

[02:38:17] Holy shit, you are a problem solver.

[02:38:20] Thank you, Ron. I'm gonna go like and retweet the comment on that.

[02:38:22] Can you make sure to make everyone else do that too?

[02:38:25] I think I might like and retweet.

[02:38:28] Maybe bookmark it.

[02:38:30] Hold on.

[02:38:31] So I got new, so it's not up.

[02:38:35] In five seconds it will be up.

[02:38:36] Five, four, three, two, one.

[02:38:43] It's over time.

[02:38:44] Oh, it's up, there it is.

[02:38:45] I'm the first retweet on God, I was in it first like,

[02:38:47] no I wasn't, how did 11 other people just like my,

[02:38:50] how's that even possible?

[02:38:51] Hey, I should have got it.

[02:38:54] Bang.

[02:38:55] Guys, go like retweet comment for Adaptive Underwear

[02:38:57] if you want it.

[02:38:58] So that was this week's video. I hope y'all enjoy it. It was fun.

[02:39:07] And piss me off.

[02:39:09] What do you do?

[02:39:11] Listen bro, I'm gonna go eat some protein ice cream.

[02:39:13] I'm gonna go to bed.

[02:39:15] You're going to bed?

[02:39:16] You're tired.

[02:39:17] Bro, the day just started.

[02:39:18] The flock wants you to go live.

[02:39:20] You'll hear about a guy taking the nap.

[02:39:23] Maybe go live.

[02:39:26] Wait, we're going to Vegas tomorrow.

[02:39:28] Yeah.

[02:39:29] Where are we going?

[02:39:30] Eat the protein experiment, babe?

[02:39:32] Maybe in a little bit. I'm so tired.

[02:39:34] Let's go to bed, yeah.

[02:39:36] Yeah, man.

[02:39:38] Can you give us your routine when you go to bed?

[02:39:42] Can you just take everything off?

[02:39:44] Oh my fuck.

[02:39:46] That's fake sex, okay.

[02:39:48] Oh my god, we're real playing a game put in bed.

[02:39:50] Bad dad.

[02:39:52] Oh my god, we ought to three cracks and shit or no.

[02:39:55] So these ones

[02:39:58] What is that?

[02:40:01] Holy shit the agent showing that throw this on to try to face the nerve damage in my hand and then watch anime

[02:40:09] And then my wake up a play card

[02:40:13] You're so sexy appreciate that

[02:40:17] He's sexy

[02:40:19] He's sexy as fuck.

[02:40:21] Alright, see you later, right, son?

[02:40:22] Alright, girl, I'm gonna go to...

[02:40:24] I have to go do a duck- uh, a duck deal.

[02:40:27] What was that?

[02:40:27] What's why?

[02:40:30] You almost got me, wow.

[02:40:31] Wait, what? I'm gonna go do a duck deal.

[02:40:33] See? It's because I'm in slut.

[02:40:36] I'm lagging.

[02:40:37] I'm gonna go do a duck-

[02:40:38] Why does Gilbert fail me?

[02:40:41] Huh?

[02:40:42] I'm gonna go do a duck deal!

[02:40:45] I'm starting to lose it, right?

[02:40:47] Just-

[02:40:47] What the fuck are you f-

[02:40:49] What the fuck is ladies doing in third person?

[02:40:52] Yo, I'm gonna go do a duck deal.

[02:40:55] Yo, yeah, everybody go do a duck deal.

[02:40:59] My bad, bro.

[02:41:00] Honestly, we should go do an adeptu.

[02:41:01] What is adeptu?

[02:41:02] Knock a live!

[02:41:03] Yup, that was the joke.

[02:41:09] That was the kind of joke I was talking about.

[02:41:10] It wasn't even funny.

[02:41:13] You like that one, huh, Gilly?

[02:41:15] Well, I mean...

[02:41:16] I'll take my job here.

[02:41:19] Can you drug this from here?

[02:41:21] Wait so Gilbert's gonna sleep with you? I'm confused.

[02:41:23] What?

[02:41:23] Why was he in here? Like in the closet?

[02:41:25] You lucky I looked around the room and it was darkest fucking eyes not to you.

[02:41:29] It was like it was like over there and it was like come out and just I just

[02:41:32] Wait where did you come from?

[02:41:34] What the fuck was that about?

[02:41:36] Achoo! Oh fuck!

[02:41:38] Hahaha!

[02:41:40] Hahaha!

[02:41:42] Hahaha!

[02:41:44] Who's going to fuck your bed?

[02:41:46] It's a bed.

[02:41:48] All right, I have a test to see now.

[02:41:55] Dude, it's 1883 protein ice cream.

[02:41:59] It goes off in five hours.

[02:42:01] Can we get some doggy batters?

[02:42:03] Can you distract my chapel, IP?

[02:42:07] Check and go with the insulin capture,

[02:42:09] because that's like six hours ago and no one responded.

[02:42:12] But anytime I came up with one, they're like,

[02:42:14] nah, that's not a good one.

[02:42:16] There are other options so what do you think?

[02:42:23] We so cool. Yeah.

[02:42:27] We so cool. We so cool.

[02:42:30] I don't know.

[02:42:39] Maybe we just shouldn't post.

[02:42:41] Yeah, I probably should do no post since no one cares.

[02:42:46] You are not reading this, Brad.

[02:42:53] Whoa.

[02:42:54] Oh my God, have you ever done so much that blood starts coming out?

[02:42:58] I'm dead ass.

[02:43:00] It feels so...

[02:43:01] Whoa, anything but the doctor.

[02:43:03] Bro, why would I need a doctor when I used to fucking...

[02:43:06] Oh my God, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[02:43:10] Oh, is it that one audio?

[02:43:11] It has him.

[02:43:12] It has him.

[02:43:13] Why do you smell it?

[02:43:14] It has him.

[02:43:15] Oh my fucking god

[02:43:19] I'm dead ass. I'm gonna say this one for later. Oh my god

[02:43:31] Okay, what's the caption we asked the chat with the approval. Well, you mean the captain's no

[02:43:37] Okay, buddy, you have some work

[02:43:40] Right now. I just have it as

[02:43:42] Locked in at the core holy fucking phase type of caption. I will say we got reworked

[02:43:57] Which one

[02:44:02] From there, what's a quote from that song? Oh

[02:44:12] No, it needs to be that guy.

[02:44:14] All my ops play dead.

[02:44:17] Why do they gas me up?

[02:44:19] Where does it go?

[02:44:21] My head.

[02:44:22] That guy in reaction is bullshit, by the way.

[02:44:24] He's a dick writer.

[02:44:25] I should have asked.

[02:44:27] It's apps?

[02:44:28] This one is even better.

[02:44:29] So, so, what?

[02:44:30] Why do they gas me up?

[02:44:32] Where does it go?

[02:44:33] Nine Vicious literally says my bitch is a Jew, right?

[02:44:36] That's tough as shit.

[02:44:38] Who else is sitting there?

[02:44:41] So when we need drinks

[02:44:44] Streamer dude, yo when we need drinks. I'm dead ass serious. I promise you. I'm gonna tell him that you said it's music ass

[02:44:58] Now you won't say what you just said that that song was ass

[02:45:01] Some of us

[02:45:14] See

[02:45:17] Okay, we do it he was talking over you. Oh, you're not doing that to drink you're not doing that to Drizzy

[02:45:22] You're not doing that to the six God you're not doing that to ice

[02:45:31] Okay, so yeah, we're still working on this caption right now, it says add a caption back like that.

[02:45:38] So, okay, so...

[02:45:40] Okay, I got it.

[02:45:41] Let's do all the gas in my head.

[02:45:44] That's what you're gonna say.

[02:45:45] No, no, no, no, no, this isn't this one, bro.

[02:45:47] I got a thing on this one.

[02:45:48] Okay, so, teach me, baby, grab my arms and you need me.

[02:45:55] I'm telling you bro, that's actually the meta in the nowadays, no caption.

[02:46:17] Bro, you do no captions, the comments literally, it's like, whoa, this post is cool.

[02:46:23] I'm not the one putting the both of them.

[02:46:24] No gap.

[02:46:25] What's the truth to these two cats?

[02:46:26] Dang, shut the fuck up!

[02:46:27] No?

[02:46:28] I don't know.

[02:46:29] Oh, yeah, Drew, you used to use a gap.

[02:46:30] Where did you just find that from?

[02:46:32] I didn't know you used a gap.

[02:46:34] I don't know.

[02:46:36] We get a teeth surgery.

[02:46:37] What the fuck's wrong with you?

[02:46:38] Why are you covering your teeth?

[02:46:39] I was thinking.

[02:46:40] Oh, that was a really weird way of thinking.

[02:46:41] Is that a thingy-demo?

[02:46:42] Right, thinking.

[02:46:43] You're not either a thingy-demo.

[02:46:44] I don't know.

[02:46:48] We should listen to the whole song,

[02:46:50] and then steal a quote from it.

[02:46:51] I bet it.

[02:46:52] I got about the time, I got about 15 seconds.

[02:46:54] So now we have to listen to Drake.

[02:46:56] Nice, thank you, Drew. I'm actually glad.

[02:46:58] There's a lot of trains.

[02:46:59] Thank you, Drew.

[02:47:22] Me, matter. Hold on, let me see if there's a good part.

[02:47:25] Hold on.

[02:47:44] Pull up, Maybach, beat, beat, beat.

[02:47:47] That's kind of hard.

[02:47:49] And my shit came with heatsheets

[02:48:04] Must be 250 at least oh my god, we could hit him with a no fucking caption, bro

[02:48:12] KYS AACA

[02:48:14] Bro, this isn't my job. My job is to fucking just sit here and stall for five hours a day and fucking get five dollars from everybody

[02:48:31] Don't please God. No

[02:48:34] That's why hasn't the tweaked on 50,000 likes it

[02:48:37] Because no one retweeted besides me in this house gotta adapt

[02:48:40] That didn't Lacey didn't Marlon didn't

[02:48:44] The only one fucking this shit make sure you comment on it dude, bro. I want to have W Ron to check please

[02:48:50] I'm fucking heart with a bandage. That's actually like the biggest of you and honestly type of caption to

[02:49:03] Oh my god, that's the caption what does a duck do?

[02:49:10] No, I'm not.

[02:49:12] Wait, we have no hunger.

[02:49:15] The video is only 18 minutes?

[02:49:17] What?

[02:49:18] What's the meaning, bro?

[02:49:19] Bro, L hunger.

[02:49:21] 18 minutes.

[02:49:22] How did we just film for 4 hours and it's 18 minutes?

[02:49:25] We filmed for like 13 hours actually.

[02:49:27] No, you shut your child pass up.

[02:49:29] We filmed for 13 hours.

[02:49:30] It took 13 hours to film 2 hours.

[02:49:33] I thought I guessed coming in a hangout would fucking drew wall, bro.

[02:49:36] Oh, let's run with that.

[02:49:37] I mean if there's people that have equity it's like clicks with like 20% unknown with

[02:49:55] like 15% MC Ben with like 30% and then try and then burger with like 45%

[02:50:03] 5%

[02:50:12] So yeah, I was thinking you could just do

[02:50:16] Fill in the blank that's it right now go right now. Yeah, I get it right now. I have add a caption dot dot dot

[02:50:22] Oh

[02:50:27] No, basically just saying

[02:50:29] I think Graham literally is asking to add a caption.

[02:50:32] What if you write it as a caption?

[02:50:34] Like, let's think about this.

[02:50:35] Like, how do only fan thoughts think of captions

[02:50:38] for their posts?

[02:50:38] I don't even think they put caption.

[02:50:39] Someone does it for them?

[02:50:40] I don't even think they put caption.

[02:50:41] Or they just put, like, a link in bio?

[02:50:43] Yeah, they share one.

[02:50:44] Man, what is this?

[02:50:44] I only respond here, and then put the arrow on it.

[02:50:48] Maybe you do that.

[02:50:50] No.

[02:50:51] You ask me for my opinion.

[02:50:54] What if you do?

[02:50:57] What's that, Sparock?

[02:50:58] Oh brother

[02:51:05] That's the end of like the world

[02:51:12] The first slide and then it's catching up. What would you do with my body? I'm dead ass. No one's gonna

[02:51:17] I got to do it again. Millions of likes.

[02:51:19] Millions.

[02:51:21] Uh, English?

[02:51:23] Like, bro, Gilbert doesn't want to help, bro. I don't know.

[02:51:26] I don't know. I don't fucking know, bro.

[02:51:28] Alright, listen. I gotta go.

[02:51:30] This is your cover.

[02:51:31] What is that?

[02:51:32] What is that? Speak to you.

[02:51:33] Core.

[02:51:34] Okay.

[02:51:40] No one's allowed out.

[02:51:41] Come on.

[02:51:43] You're so annoying.

[02:51:44] Oh, shit, bro.

[02:51:59] I think the ice cream's trying to hit me.

[02:52:01] I'm not kidding.

[02:52:02] Here we are for Maritac.

[02:52:03] She's going to be here soon.

[02:52:04] Okay, should we make sure anything else is good?

[02:52:05] She's going to be here soon.

[02:52:11] Okay, should we make sure like anything else is good, anything before she comes here?

[02:52:15] What else is there?

[02:52:16] So we should have everything out so we look like we're good at like displaying, you know what I'm saying?

[02:52:20] So we don't research for everything.

[02:52:21] Facts!

[02:52:24] Dude, I'm not going to lie, I can't wait to eat.

[02:52:26] No troll.

[02:52:27] Bro, two steaks, one for me and one for you.

[02:52:31] Alright, well so, thanks bro.

[02:52:32] But what if she wants it and she's like, oh, I'm hungry.

[02:52:35] She can't get in here.

[02:52:37] I sure.

[02:52:38] Oh, my God.

[02:52:40] It's like breaking a fourth wall.

[02:52:42] And why would the cook?

[02:52:43] You know what I'm saying?

[02:52:44] Actually, I'm the cook today.

[02:52:45] Yeah, but you're lobby.

[02:52:46] Oh, OK.

[02:52:47] It's an exception.

[02:52:48] OK, thank you.

[02:52:49] Do you think Gordon Ramsay cooks for himself?

[02:52:51] I might even eat orders door-dash.

[02:52:53] Actually, I don't know.

[02:52:55] Oh, it's cooked.

[02:52:56] Smell that.

[02:52:59] Smells good.

[02:53:00] I'm not even kidding.

[02:53:02] There's onions.

[02:53:04] You get it or not?

[02:53:06] Did you understand the joke I did there?

[02:53:08] I did.

[02:53:10] So how the fuck

[02:53:12] did we get all this

[02:53:14] from the fucking earth?

[02:53:16] Like who figured this shit out?

[02:53:18] Like I'm not even kidding.

[02:53:20] Think of like what a caveman did.

[02:53:22] Like bro they built this shit and they combined

[02:53:24] they're like oh I'm gonna combine all this.

[02:53:26] Like who the fuck thought of that?

[02:53:30] Careful, come to the camera dude, five green apples.

[02:53:35] Like how do we get fucking fortnite, I'm dead ass, I don't get it.

[02:53:40] Hey y'all, what's up with my chat? They're fucking stupid, but not to be me, but to be honest.

[02:53:47] You don't think GTA is going to be the biggest game ever?

[02:53:50] I don't think it will be one of the biggest.

[02:53:52] I think it will be the biggest, and I also think like, for imagine I started a gaming channel, like off camera.

[02:53:59] Yeah, it's like a couple of a little report maps that they draw up, and then it'll probably

[02:54:06] I FUCKED UP!

[02:54:07] Oh god, I did.

[02:54:08] At least I dropped all the leaves.

[02:54:09] The leaves?

[02:54:10] Oh no.

[02:54:11] It's just the leaves.

[02:54:12] Wait, I can just go outside and get the leaves.

[02:54:13] Right?

[02:54:14] Oh god, can't I?

[02:54:15] Can I get the leaves?

[02:54:16] I saw something.

[02:54:17] What?

[02:54:18] Like when we just threw all those away and we just went outside and put leaves in there,

[02:54:19] I don't know if you noticed.

[02:54:20] Oh god.

[02:54:21] I just saw something which I'm like, why don't we just throw those away and just, why don't

[02:54:26] Zyna put these in there and we'll give you a notice.

[02:54:28] Oh, like, someone like that would look the same.

[02:54:30] Oh, my God, she would not notice, would it?

[02:54:32] But it just looks like a regular leader.

[02:54:33] Yeah, it looks.

[02:54:34] You could definitely find some generics like that.

[02:54:36] Chad, to be honest, when Gta 6 comes out, we don't want to even see gaming videos, like,

[02:54:41] for another YouTube.

[02:54:42] I'm serious.

[02:54:43] Yeah, it's obvious, yes.

[02:54:44] They might say, no, I don't know.

[02:54:46] People might not like watching it, because I got to know my audience.

[02:54:49] You gotta keep in mind, bro. You gotta feed your audience what they like.

[02:54:56] What is that?

[02:54:57] Actually, yeah, some of them. You know?

[02:54:59] We're gonna have an answer.

[02:55:03] Let's just make sure.

[02:55:05] Oh, we have to make sure that this, um...

[02:55:07] Good.

[02:55:08] Is it there already?

[02:55:11] Not expired?

[02:55:13] What's the date?

[02:55:15] I think the more stuff you take, you get a new digit of the day.

[02:55:18] Okay, so just discussing how to put it back here.

[02:55:22] No, it's not my problem.

[02:55:24] Oh, they left the macaroni and cheese in there.

[02:55:26] Oh my God! Oh my God!

[02:55:30] Oh my fucking God!

[02:55:33] Okay, right?

[02:55:37] Just like that?

[02:55:39] Hold on, I gotta taste it.

[02:55:41] Well, I have to. You're gonna try by two.

[02:55:45] You try it, bud.

[02:55:52] I'm finished.

[02:55:55] Okay, I'm gonna call him.

[02:55:58] It's pretty good.

[02:56:01] Just kill it.

[02:56:03] That one's close.

[02:56:05] Who made that?

[02:56:07] Still can't make it?

[02:56:09] Really?

[02:56:10] Pretty sure.

[02:56:12] and lacy. Really? I'm pretty sure.

[02:56:14] I tried the silky and lacy make that.

[02:56:16] Yeah, actually it looks good right now.

[02:56:18] All of our loot.

[02:56:24] Oh, God, they're saying they put weed in that.

[02:56:29] Is there actually a way that you put weed in that?

[02:56:31] I don't know. Like, there's a way, but I don't know.

[02:56:34] I don't know if they did that.

[02:56:36] I'm not kidding, I actually don't know.

[02:56:45] I actually don't know.

[02:56:46] I'm not kidding.

[02:56:47] And I think Lacey's out today.

[02:56:48] I don't want to bother him.

[02:56:49] I don't want to bother him.

[02:56:50] Yo.

[02:56:51] Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.

[02:56:52] I'm sorry.

[02:56:53] Real quick.

[02:56:54] I'm live.

[02:56:55] Yo, bro.

[02:56:56] What's up?

[02:56:57] Did you make the macaroni and cheese?

[02:56:58] Yeah.

[02:56:59] Bro, I just ate one.

[02:57:00] They're telling me there's edibles.

[02:57:01] Did you put weed in that or no?

[02:57:02] Yeah, it's cannabinoid.

[02:57:03] Yeah.

[02:57:04] I don't know if he's trolling.

[02:57:06] Are you trolling or not?

[02:57:08] I'm going to make myself throw up. I'm not kidding.

[02:57:10] Wait, how much did you eat?

[02:57:12] I ate one of the balls.

[02:57:14] You ate a whole ball?

[02:57:16] It's still on the mood last night on those.

[02:57:20] I'm going to have a panic attack.

[02:57:22] Oh God, I'm going to have a panic attack.

[02:57:24] You need to tell me, bro.

[02:57:26] What are you even going to tell you? It was live.

[02:57:28] Oh my God. Oh my God.

[02:57:30] Say oh my God, this has weed in it.

[02:57:32] No, not this or this. There's just four bowls. There's no way. One of them actually probably has it. Look at this, bro.

[02:57:36] I... I don't know.

[02:57:38] Can you cook macaroni and weed?

[02:57:40] I mean, it's just butter. It's just weed butter, yeah.

[02:57:44] I spurred on the noodles.

[02:57:48] I don't care, though.

[02:57:50] What's this?

[02:57:52] The new barbecue sauce.

[02:57:54] That's a good troll.

[02:57:56] I gummed it up. Can I give her some of the special sauce?

[02:58:00] Oh fuck, bro. I might be fried. I'm not kidding. I hope there's nothing in there.

[02:58:08] Holy shit. Dude.

[02:58:15] You want to hide over there?

[02:58:17] I lost dude if you do that. We ain't gonna fucking kill the fuck, bro.

[02:58:20] They're just trolling, guys.

[02:58:22] Alright, um, we'll be honest, I'm fucking excited, anyone else in the chat?

[02:58:34] Like, yeah, I'm really excited.

[02:58:36] Real talk.

[02:58:38] Bro, she's not gonna be smelling no good.

[02:58:40] Bro, she's bringing a fucking live lobster.

[02:58:43] So am I actually gonna have to just, like, murder it?

[02:58:46] So what am I supposed to do? Just pull its limbs apart one by one?

[02:58:49] No, literally drop it in the boiling water.

[02:58:51] Oh my god, we gotta check if we have hands and shit.

[02:58:54] Where would our hands go, here?

[02:58:59] Oh, so we need a bunch of covers.

[02:59:02] I'm low.

[02:59:04] Oh, come on.

[02:59:05] Oh, so I think that way down the left is where you put the wall shutters in.

[02:59:08] Easy.

[02:59:09] Easy! Should I pull it out?

[02:59:11] It's gonna be good. You don't have to do it.

[02:59:15] Listen, for my job today, when she arrives,

[02:59:17] is to make her feel like I could be a chef, too.

[02:59:20] So wait, so let me get this straight. So she won MasterChef. Wait, Chad, did she win MasterChef?

[02:59:27] Or am I like a fucking crumb? Wait. Wait, what happened? Not yet. Wait, she's still actively competing?

[02:59:39] She's in season right now wait, so she's in season

[02:59:50] What

[02:59:52] But what if oh my god, you know how like basketball players aren't supposed to play basketball like against people in case they fuck up their

[02:59:58] Like what if I fuck up her wrist cooking what fuck up her nose like she smells the wrong my god

[03:00:03] What if I give her the spice she smells it and it burns her nostrils and she can't smell anymore

[03:00:08] I ruined her cooking career.

[03:00:10] Dude, drop a five gifted right now if you want me to prank her.

[03:00:13] Okay, you want to come in?

[03:00:15] This is coming in, just mobile the line and sit.

[03:00:17] Ah, I'll put it another way.

[03:00:23] Here, what else do I need to put in the fridge?

[03:00:26] Chad, I need to put the meat in the fridge, right?

[03:00:28] Good.

[03:00:29] Little fun fact.

[03:00:31] If you, this is a fun fact to any kids at home watching.

[03:00:34] Listen, if you really, really want your chicken to taste really good, leave it out for 3 days

[03:00:41] and then eat it.

[03:00:42] I promise you, it tastes way better.

[03:00:44] No tips and tricks, come on.

[03:00:46] No tips and tricks.

[03:00:48] Easy.

[03:00:49] What else do we need to put away?

[03:00:52] And me?

[03:00:53] They have a 5 get the homicide.

[03:00:54] Thank you, bro.

[03:00:55] For that reason, we're going to get the preg going.

[03:00:56] Let's get some W's.

[03:00:57] I think we're good.

[03:00:58] We're going to get this way, or does it matter?

[03:00:59] We're going to get the preg going. Let's get some W's. Um, I think we're good. We're good. This way or does it matter if it's cold?

[03:01:08] Hey, I'm not gonna lie that I'm just hitting my stomach. I'm not gonna. Oh, what the fuck?

[03:01:15] Your circle

[03:01:22] Well, why I can't handle it, bro

[03:01:26] What?

[03:01:27] Bro, Jack, does anyone want to see a tickle monster right now?

[03:01:32] Oh, I want to see that.

[03:01:34] Jack, does anyone want to see a tickle monster?

[03:01:37] Dude, do not.

[03:01:39] Stop.

[03:01:41] Stop.

[03:01:43] Stop.

[03:01:45] I haven't even started.

[03:01:48] What's wrong with you?

[03:01:52] Oh my god, my face literally hurts from smiling when you do that.

[03:01:57] Bro, you're fucking freak.

[03:02:00] Okay, they're already spending lobster emojis, don't kill me.

[03:02:03] Like, you know, I'm not even kidding.

[03:02:06] I can't take it to a chat series.

[03:02:09] Guys, I have to kill the lobster, okay? I have to.

[03:02:12] So, chill out, please.

[03:02:15] What else do I need to put away, the butter?

[03:02:18] She's gonna be here soon. Let me call her.

[03:02:21] What would she is?

[03:02:23] This chat is like actually fucking brain man. I'm not even kidding. I wish just don't even read it

[03:02:37] Well, she's bailed and it's bought all this for nothing

[03:02:43] Well, I've never been in like school where you just have like chocolate look you just put everything in it

[03:02:47] We would get us. Oh, I bought chocolate. It's perfect. We just put everything in the milk

[03:02:51] It's a lot

[03:02:52] And then we wait for someone falls asleep and we dump it on their face

[03:02:57] That did go to beggars now

[03:03:02] So I would assume she said he's gonna be here at 3 30 that's eight minutes where I stretch my legs

[03:03:08] Hold on. Let me show everyone retweets everyone comment retweet, please

[03:03:13] Oh, my legs are tight as a bitch.

[03:03:18] She should be here in like eight minutes.

[03:03:21] And if she's not, we can just have Scorpi do it.

[03:03:25] Baxanot.

[03:03:26] I bet.

[03:03:27] Me, me, baby, got your matter for today.

[03:03:35] All right.

[03:03:37] This looks...

[03:03:38] So basically what I'm hearing, right, Jeff, is when I see in the Twitter comment, he

[03:03:43] like, oh Ron, you don't clean after yourself

[03:03:44] because I left out sauce and ice cream.

[03:03:46] So what about this shit?

[03:03:48] Right, so like, what about all this shit?

[03:03:49] Like, who, are you guys gonna make any thugs about that

[03:03:52] or is it just gonna eat that stable or no, no.

[03:03:54] Just a quick question, man,

[03:03:55] because who's gonna clean all this?

[03:03:56] Cause it's not fucking me.

[03:03:57] I'm gonna be honest with you, it's not fucking me.

[03:03:59] Do we have anything in the dishwasher?

[03:04:00] Which one's the dishwasher?

[03:04:01] Oh, I think all four.

[03:04:05] Holy satir.

[03:04:10] Oh my God, that one's full of water.

[03:04:11] It's just fucking water?

[03:04:16] What the fuck?

[03:04:19] Who the fuck is making coffee leading all this out? Like what is-

[03:04:22] Yo, nah, nah, this is a classic, bro.

[03:04:25] Never on Blameron.

[03:04:30] I'm really scared to kill this fucking thing.

[03:04:33] I'm serious.

[03:04:34] Bro, what if it dead as talks?

[03:04:36] Like, oh god, what if it just says chill?

[03:04:38] It's something that's a scream.

[03:04:40] Okay, so you're telling me when we fucking chill it it's gonna go how does it sound it sounds like a

[03:04:45] I'm gonna look this up

[03:04:47] Are you serious? Yes?

[03:04:49] Look I'm screaming lobster

[03:04:54] Actually can probably look up there are you probably look up some look up will you look it up?

[03:05:00] Look up Iraq officer

[03:05:03] kidding

[03:05:05] Yes

[03:05:08] And turn up full volume

[03:05:11] Yes, this is what he does right before you put him in the car

[03:05:17] What?

[03:05:19] Yeah

[03:05:25] See this is what he's gonna do

[03:05:30] Is that dance

[03:05:32] Stop!

[03:05:35] What the fuck?

[03:05:37] Is he actually gonna get up and dance?

[03:05:39] I don't know, I wanna confirm this.

[03:05:45] I'm calling my lobster guy.

[03:05:50] Lobster, John Lobster Goldstein.

[03:05:52] I should call my lobster guy.

[03:05:53] Hold on, let me call my lobster guy.

[03:05:56] Let me call my lobster guy.

[03:06:00] Your call has been formed.

[03:06:02] Wait a minute, my lobster guy's not picking up.

[03:06:06] This isn't...

[03:06:16] Hey, I'm live right now. Quick question, Griff.

[03:06:20] Lay's just told me I'm about to cook a lobster basically on stream,

[03:06:23] but he told me that the lobster's gonna dance to not get boiled. Is this true?

[03:06:27] Uh, you should kill it before you put it in the water.

[03:06:32] Okay, so is that banable?

[03:06:33] If I murder it, I'm supposed to be cooking today.

[03:06:36] Well, the thing is, the fact that you're already talking about it, there's some negligence with it.

[03:06:42] Like, you're already aware that there's a possibility.

[03:06:45] Obviously, I'm sure you don't want to torture a lobster or anything.

[03:06:49] No.

[03:06:50] Like, uh, yeah, put a knife in the tent.

[03:06:53] Do it off camera.

[03:06:55] Okay, I'll get back.

[03:06:56] Okay, but should I talk to the lobs before I do it like should I calm them down?

[03:07:17] Guys I forgot to mention by the way

[03:07:20] You guys have asked for the only fans. I forgot to tell you guys in the new core video

[03:07:26] This is kind of an announcement in general while we wait for her.

[03:07:29] We started a Patreon, this whole house, and basically we're going to be basically doing

[03:07:34] exclusive footage on there, not fucking, okay?

[03:07:38] But we're going to do like, everyone in this house is going to have their own time during

[03:07:41] the week and like there's going to be like behind the scenes footage.

[03:07:44] There's going to be like just shit that no one else gets to see and then also a lot of

[03:07:48] us are going to be live streaming on it.

[03:07:50] Like when we're not streaming like so for instance like if I ended my streams night

[03:07:53] I might just hop on it and do something.

[03:07:55] Like, for instance, next week I'm gonna watch Interstellar, I think, on Patreon, so it should be pretty cool.

[03:08:00] Y'all can say L. I mean, I don't give a fuck.

[03:08:03] That, guess what? When you guys pay for that shit, it's going straight to employees like Pepsi.

[03:08:07] Heh heh. Yeah. Yeah.

[03:08:10] Alright.

[03:08:12] Who's your driver?

[03:08:18] Hello?

[03:08:21] What the fuck are you doing?

[03:08:25] Why not?

[03:08:28] I want to see it.

[03:08:35] You don't have to buy it.

[03:08:42] It's as simple as that.

[03:08:44] It's just for...

[03:08:46] What's up dude?

[03:08:51] I was looking for the both of you, actually, but I couldn't find it.

[03:08:53] Oh, it's in the fridge.

[03:08:55] You guys were really gasping at it.

[03:08:57] It was good.

[03:08:58] Does the Simon have something like that, too?

[03:09:00] Uh, Simon plus.

[03:09:01] Yeah.

[03:09:03] Here you go.

[03:09:04] It's not that deep.

[03:09:06] It's not.

[03:09:07] If you want to see any more...

[03:09:09] If you want to see me see the end, we're not.

[03:09:10] If you want to see more, then buy it.

[03:09:12] Do you want to see Ron and Marlon get a little, you know?

[03:09:14] I'll see you, like...

[03:09:16] Bro, the thing is...

[03:09:18] Bro, the thing is, it's like...

[03:09:20] is it's like you don't have to buy it and it's just for people who want to see

[03:09:24] motion and it's gonna help pay for employees gonna help pay for the house

[03:09:29] mainly like that house it's gonna also help you guys I gotta try this so wait

[03:09:33] you haven't tried it yet what's all this so I just it's just you see it

[03:09:39] you're gonna tell him oh he's already gone in oh yeah you're just gonna oh I'm

[03:09:43] not kidding this is this is devil's work told you when I thought that little

[03:09:46] yellow tin it's peak I'm telling you I'm telling you I'm not even kidding

[03:09:54] bro just we got it there's no way there's no way there's no way I know

[03:09:58] I'm glad you're in college.

[03:10:01] So this shit's kinda hard to break.

[03:10:03] Okay, last one.

[03:10:05] Actually, the last one. Now you're trying.

[03:10:08] Alright.

[03:10:09] But bro.

[03:10:10] Okay, that's actually the last one.

[03:10:13] I'm gonna go out in my new vehicle.

[03:10:21] Bro.

[03:10:22] I gotta put down a cup.

[03:10:23] I'm gonna go out in my new vehicle.

[03:10:24] But you think she's gonna get mad if she looks at this chat like that ass?

[03:10:28] That was...

[03:10:29] Yeah.

[03:10:30] What should we tell her?

[03:10:33] This is like, hope you're a Float Ice Cream.

[03:10:35] Oh, I'm gonna say, hope you're a Float Ice Cream.

[03:10:37] Or the top, so it's got the cream.

[03:10:39] Oh my god.

[03:10:41] Okay, one more.

[03:10:43] Last one.

[03:10:45] POV, you're at Ice Cream.

[03:10:47] Scooby.

[03:10:49] Scooby.

[03:10:51] Oh

[03:11:05] Into that

[03:11:11] No, bro

[03:11:21] I'm just noticing something she didn't use up through my phone calls and she bet

[03:11:36] Was it good?

[03:11:39] Please wouldn't try it wrong so it was good better than try it cold

[03:11:47] What do you know

[03:11:51] What are you joking with us?

[03:11:56] Why are you...

[03:11:58] Santa!

[03:12:00] I swear to God!

[03:12:05] Wasn't that the whole point where they did yesterday?

[03:12:07] Wasn't they endables?

[03:12:12] Oh my God, that's probably why I'm so hungry.

[03:12:17] If you think it's bad if I call it three times though, I'm gonna call it six.

[03:12:20] I'm like 80% but the way that they put it in there, I don't think that's right.

[03:12:25] Right, like they would let it be in there.

[03:12:27] Yeah, but I was like 99, 80% sure.

[03:12:31] Wait, what if she's driving and the lobster's trying to like, swerve the wheel?

[03:12:36] The lobster's like, don't kill me!

[03:12:42] Dude, is she okay?

[03:12:44] I

[03:12:51] Come oh my god, what my fucking stomach, bro

[03:12:58] Wait, they said do I want T-Mobile internet?

[03:13:04] What the fuck is that it's T-Mobile good, I think that's a druga for Lacey yesterday and Drew said that Lacey

[03:13:14] Yeah, I need to just like do an all over it.

[03:13:16] Oh.

[03:13:17] Bro, why did you make me eat that?

[03:13:19] On call, why did you make me eat that?

[03:13:20] I'm sorry for making you.

[03:13:22] Bro, like, do you see this shit?

[03:13:29] I mean, bro, I have only eight days to get a 6-5.

[03:13:32] That's easy, bro.

[03:13:33] You gotta start looking up those videos.

[03:13:39] So Chad, I think the stream is canceled.

[03:13:42] I don't know.

[03:13:43] I'm just kidding. I'm just waiting.

[03:13:45] Um, I'm gonna...

[03:13:47] Maybe she's outside?

[03:13:51] Should we prank Eminem?

[03:13:53] Oh, let's prank Eminem.

[03:13:55] Chad, we're gonna prank Eminem, ready?

[03:14:03] I'm gonna do this, ready?

[03:14:07] Look, now the metallic, the metallic, the metallic, the metallic.

[03:14:13] Yeah

[03:14:16] Yeah, yeah, it's good pranks. That's actually good pranks. That's really good pranks. Wait, this is a spinny ass

[03:14:25] Whoa, I'm not gonna I eat ice cream. I might get all the fighting back. But you should do it one time, right?

[03:14:29] Just spin me around one time. I could do that. Okay, ready?

[03:14:34] Stay in it. Oh no. Stay in it.

[03:14:43] Is that nasty?

[03:14:45] It's a little gross.

[03:14:47] It's not that. Probably not.

[03:14:53] What do we do?

[03:14:55] Well, if I keep up with the normal, I'm just waiting for my guest.

[03:14:59] Maybe she's watching.

[03:15:01] Oh my gosh, what am I doing?

[03:15:03] She's watching.

[03:15:05] Oh my gosh, what am I doing?

[03:15:07] I'm just waiting for my guest.

[03:15:09] Maybe she's watching.

[03:15:11] Oh my gosh, if I did this, I'd say I should wash my hands.

[03:15:14] Ow!

[03:15:15] Oh, thank you.

[03:15:16] Ow!

[03:15:17] Ow!

[03:15:18] Ow!

[03:15:19] Ow!

[03:15:20] Ow!

[03:15:21] Ow!

[03:15:22] Ow!

[03:15:23] Ow!

[03:15:24] Ow!

[03:15:25] Ow!

[03:15:26] Ow!

[03:15:27] Ow!

[03:15:28] Ow!

[03:15:29] Ow!

[03:15:30] Ow!

[03:15:31] Ow!

[03:15:32] Ow!

[03:15:33] Ow!

[03:15:34] Ow!

[03:15:35] Ow!

[03:15:36] Ow!

[03:15:37] Ow!

[03:15:38] Ow!

[03:15:39] Ow!

[03:15:40] I didn't watch them, so explain.

[03:15:47] You guys are saying save NMS, what is, what's going on?

[03:15:53] Save M&Ms.

[03:15:54] What's going on, Jason Schumann?

[03:15:56] Wait, oh he brought his guitar to everyone.

[03:15:59] Oh yeah, that's, oh yeah, I can't walk out of that.

[03:16:05] Okay, so let's start, maybe we should start like overthinking.

[03:16:08] Okay, so option number one.

[03:16:09] Number one car accident and dead. That's a crazy one. That's over the option number two

[03:16:15] She was driving she overheard me talk about killing the lobster because she had the stream open while she was driving

[03:16:20] Sitting next to the lobster heard her open up the cage

[03:16:24] Used its hand took the steering wheel and swerved off and they both got into an accident

[03:16:29] And they there's just there's no way to be seen at the hospital right now

[03:16:32] I'm taking a realistic route with this. Yes, okay option number three

[03:16:36] option number three

[03:16:39] I'm a fucking weirdo and she saw that on stream and she's like fuck this option number four

[03:16:44] She I ate all the protein ice cream. She's probably getting new ice cream. She's ahead of the game or option five. We should all be radiant

[03:16:52] Option six

[03:16:55] I'm losing hope

[03:16:58] Option seven hop on the racing wheel option eight

[03:17:03] What does a duck do?

[03:17:09] Quagg?

[03:17:11] Option 9, maybe I kissed the wall.

[03:17:14] Option 10.

[03:17:15] And I'd break a prayer.

[03:17:17] Wait, where did I go to at?

[03:17:19] I just realized, remember I stuck it to the fucking ceiling? Did the cleaners clean it?

[03:17:22] They had to. Because after you put on that pillar, I jumped and put it above Jason's door so they couldn't get it down and it got it down somehow.

[03:17:28] I told you you should have put it up your ass. I'm not getting it tied up.

[03:17:32] What the fuck?

[03:17:33] Is that your wall?

[03:17:35] He's so annoying to look at. I don't know how to explain it. Oh, I know

[03:17:45] Silky threw it out

[03:17:47] So he's just a baby right there. Drop a 10 gifted right now. That made you sad

[03:17:52] So do you think it's weird if I call four times I

[03:17:56] Try way, right? This is a joke. Oh, the time is it. Let me just say hey

[03:18:02] What's the update? Oh

[03:18:05] Right the messages are

[03:18:10] So maybe she's like struggling with service, oh she probably tell her not to use Apple Maps

[03:18:17] I'll be pretty you know watch your mouth, bro. Weird. Oh

[03:18:22] One bit Ron my girlfriend broke up with me. What's the point of life anymore?

[03:18:26] Well, since you donated one bit, I'll respond if you donate maybe five gifted as of right now

[03:18:31] I can't give that advice to everyone for free, you know what I'm talking about?

[03:18:34] Literally what? Literally what? Literally what?

[03:18:36] There's life.

[03:18:38] What does that do?

[03:18:40] Just kidding, bro. If you got broken up with your girlfriend, what is the point of life anymore?

[03:18:43] You gotta realize sometimes that maybe the point of life is to teach you things

[03:18:47] and teach you that maybe women aren't the route to go through.

[03:18:50] Maybe you go through what men.

[03:18:52] Or maybe the point of life is to learn from it.

[03:18:55] Oh, we got broken up with?

[03:18:56] Sure, I loved her, right?

[03:18:58] Maybe she broke up with you?

[03:18:59] Bro, take it as a, you know, hit on the chin.

[03:19:03] It could always look better.

[03:19:04] It could always look worse.

[03:19:06] You could have no limbs.

[03:19:08] You could be in a wheelchair.

[03:19:10] You could be sitting here watching stable or an auto, asking for advice, you know?

[03:19:14] And you could always look better.

[03:19:17] So might as well just walk in.

[03:19:20] Someone just gave me a hundred bits and said, don't come to Vegas, it's literally hot as

[03:19:24] fuck, I want to get the fuck out of the city.

[03:19:26] I looked it up, it's gonna be like 95 every day.

[03:19:29] Go on the weather app and look. It's really straight, just heat central.

[03:19:32] It's really, like I was thinking about what colors to bring.

[03:19:35] I'm finally gonna bring like one change of gloves.

[03:19:37] Oh, no fucking way.

[03:19:39] It's straight 95s.

[03:19:41] Well, I'll heat it to red.

[03:19:43] Oh my god, it's supposed to be 98?

[03:19:47] Is that even, can we get, can we explode?

[03:19:50] You might just start melting into the ground.

[03:19:53] Oh my god.

[03:19:54] Humans are made of 70% water. The reason we sweat is because we're now boiling water.

[03:20:02] I will say that's a pretty good one.

[03:20:04] Is that what it is?

[03:20:05] I don't know, but that's a pretty good one.

[03:20:06] Is that why we sweat?

[03:20:08] Um...

[03:20:09] Because think about it, animals don't sweat.

[03:20:11] Yeah, they do.

[03:20:12] They do?

[03:20:13] Yeah, that's why they pant. Like dogs, I think that's why they pant.

[03:20:20] You might lose some weight.

[03:20:22] Okay, so while we wait the whole chat is supposed to be in front of me. So at what point should I start like overthinking you think for options?

[03:20:29] So what's having there now? It's 340. And what time did she tell you? 330 ETA with three exclamation marks.

[03:20:35] Okay, that's estimated time of arrival. So maybe she's just running a little minor nutty league, which is normal.

[03:20:42] It's fascinating. Like okay, I'd say like within like the next 15 minutes if she doesn't show up then I think it's a concern.

[03:20:48] But I think we have a gray spirit right now. What if we... Oh, she's texting me.

[03:20:51] She's almost there. Okay. Awesome. I'm waiting. No, that's weird.

[03:21:00] Is the lobster talking? Question mark? Do you send it? Because the lobster is anything yet?

[03:21:07] Has the lobster felt nervous?

[03:21:14] She got four? She said they're my friends.

[03:21:21] She's almost here wait. Oh my god. I'm about a murder of them

[03:21:35] On God oh on God. I can't do this on stream right now like that I can't even make jokes can I I can't even talk to them like

[03:21:42] I should I know I should just get them out probably

[03:21:47] Hey, how many lobsters watching me today, bro

[03:21:50] I don't advise watching this.

[03:21:52] If I kill a lobster, I'm gonna eat each other.

[03:21:54] Sorry, that's crazy.

[03:21:58] It's gonna be a massacre of loll.

[03:22:01] Like that message's like, look at this shit, bro.

[03:22:04] Like, does that not worry you?

[03:22:07] Like, what is wrong with you?

[03:22:16] Four lobsters and you only got two New York strips.

[03:22:19] She's just she all she wrote with New York strip

[03:22:24] Going to get a UAV I can't

[03:22:26] It's okay. Well, she should be here in the next five minutes. What's in the meantime chat?

[03:22:33] How's everybody in here is everyone okay? How's everyone's health? Is everyone happy with their lives? Let's talk about it

[03:22:38] Are you happy? I'm pretty happy

[03:22:42] That's it be honest, man. Can I ask you a question? Yeah

[03:22:45] would you rather have a million dollars right now cash or would you have dinner

[03:22:53] with me I'll probably take the million dollars and why is that it's a lot of

[03:22:57] money okay but DJ academics got asked that question by Drake okay Rick said

[03:23:01] I'm gonna give you a million dollars or you do dinner me he chose dinner that's

[03:23:04] pretty dumb so you don't think you learn something with me I go to dinner with

[03:23:10] you yeah what would you rather have bro $15 of dinner stable in order I someone

[03:23:24] named chicken leg piece said paid for my stuff and I don't have enough money for

[03:23:27] Lego Batman what do you want me to do like what do you want me to do do you

[03:23:30] want me to just to fucking stop everything I am doing right now and just

[03:23:33] give you money for Lego Batman like I don't I don't I just don't know why you

[03:23:36] You type this shit, we're like,

[03:23:40] you like go Batman fun?

[03:23:42] Really, it's a good game.

[03:23:43] That's what Gilbert said.

[03:23:45] He's calling me.

[03:23:48] He's like,

[03:23:52] is this weird?

[03:23:52] It's like John or Gilbert or Roach.

[03:23:55] Oh my God, I'm not even kidding.

[03:23:57] It just says Guapo's calling, it's John.

[03:23:59] But I have my balls just in the camera right now.

[03:24:02] Like he's leaving just my balls.

[03:24:04] Should I answer it?

[03:24:06] Alright, well while we wait, let's just talk, you know?

[03:24:13] Cool, it's so good.

[03:24:16] Do I look like I'm dressed for the Viet Sheff?

[03:24:21] Look pretty sheppy.

[03:24:24] Like I'm serious, like what if we just look to our right, or am I on the left, you're

[03:24:29] right, and we just have four lobsters coming with our bodies.

[03:24:35] They're all wearing suits. They're just carrying it above their head.

[03:24:40] Where Louis Vuitton pants?

[03:24:43] That's still a thing.

[03:24:46] Should I keep one of the lobsters and just put it in the backyard in the pool?

[03:24:49] No.

[03:24:51] Why?

[03:24:52] They'll die from the chlorine.

[03:24:53] There's no chlorine in the pool.

[03:24:54] There is?

[03:24:55] There's no.

[03:24:56] That's what they said.

[03:24:57] Oh, they did?

[03:24:58] I mean, that's what they said.

[03:25:00] I don't really know who to believe right now.

[03:25:05] Alright, so we're going to kill the officer and we can't do that on camera.

[03:25:10] I just in case you never know if there's any lobsters watching me.

[03:25:15] Like bro, do I even like show the lobsters a lot on camera just so like you know how it gets.

[03:25:20] It's really up to you. Like, if you want my phone to come in, I don't think it's that deep.

[03:25:25] I don't need it, but you know how people are. People get mad when you say that we're retard.

[03:25:29] That's also true.

[03:25:30] And look at me, retard.

[03:25:32] Hold on, let's speak of the devil.

[03:25:36] I actually felt like cold mist going on my bottle.

[03:25:43] What?

[03:25:43] Oh my god.

[03:25:44] I was gonna say something.

[03:25:45] No, do it, do it, do it, do it.

[03:25:46] You got something.

[03:25:49] Yeah, just don't even read this chat.

[03:25:50] I'm not even kidding.

[03:25:51] Just don't kill me.

[03:25:52] I'm a lobster, please.

[03:25:53] Give me that wet.

[03:25:57] What? Tell me.

[03:26:03] I'm listening.

[03:26:04] What?

[03:26:05] Do it the other way instead of pushing her out, get Erin into there and see if she can

[03:26:08] trap a fart in there and go put her into his face.

[03:26:11] Oh god, that's what I was thinking of.

[03:26:14] It is absolutely resorted.

[03:26:15] That's why I wasn't gonna say it.

[03:26:18] It might work.

[03:26:19] Like that?

[03:26:20] I don't know how to fart in me.

[03:26:26] I see why people hate you.

[03:26:28] What the fuck is wrong with you?

[03:26:30] Ron killing Mr. Krabs for his money and then it's just in his Rayleigh flag.

[03:26:34] Yo, I can't handle with the 20. Thank you for supporting this good content while we wait

[03:26:41] Thank you

[03:26:45] Thank you so much oh

[03:26:49] My gosh, she's here. She's here. She's here. Oh god. I think she's here. She's have a white car

[03:26:54] I don't know, it's just here.

[03:26:56] I'm just about to be shot, you better put it.

[03:26:58] Hurry bro, she's about to be here.

[03:27:00] I'm just about to be shot, you better put it.

[03:27:02] I think that's what's going on.

[03:27:04] Should I go outside?

[03:27:06] I don't have a turret.

[03:27:08] Let's go.

[03:27:10] What is this?

[03:27:12] What is this?

[03:27:14] Oh God.

[03:27:16] What is this?

[03:27:18] What is this?

[03:27:20] Oh God.

[03:27:22] Hey, hey, hey!

[03:27:27] Hey!

[03:27:28] Welcome!

[03:27:29] Who's waiting for you?

[03:27:31] Yes!

[03:27:32] Hi, how are you?

[03:27:33] You're gonna have to play friends.

[03:27:36] Oh!

[03:27:37] They're happy.

[03:27:38] Wait, where are they?

[03:27:39] Hi, Chad!

[03:27:40] Wait, they're in here?

[03:27:41] Yeah.

[03:27:42] Are they alive?

[03:27:43] Um, yeah, they should be.

[03:27:44] I hope they are.

[03:27:45] Okay, let's do it!

[03:27:46] Chad!

[03:27:47] Hi, Chad!

[03:27:48] All right, let's go.

[03:27:49] Let's go you never into this house. So this is

[03:28:11] Oh my god, oh my god, I feel you

[03:28:13] But we're going to film him in the most human possible way.

[03:28:18] Okay, awesome.

[03:28:19] Wait, are you in season right now for the thing?

[03:28:21] Yeah, yeah.

[03:28:22] Are you winning?

[03:28:23] I'm on this area right now.

[03:28:25] Right now?

[03:28:26] Yeah.

[03:28:27] Like right now?

[03:28:28] No, no, no.

[03:28:29] Every week.

[03:28:30] Right now?

[03:28:31] The time you bring the week or no?

[03:28:32] On Wednesdays.

[03:28:33] Wait, so you know already?

[03:28:34] One already.

[03:28:35] Perhaps.

[03:28:36] NDA.

[03:28:37] NDA.

[03:28:38] Alright, let's go check out the kitchen.

[03:28:41] So, you did tell me to get ice cream, but I, you know.

[03:28:46] You guys didn't find ice cream?

[03:28:47] No, no, no.

[03:28:50] Okay, how do I wear this?

[03:28:54] First of all, this is the kitchen, you know what I'm saying?

[03:28:56] Did I get, did I get everything right here?

[03:29:00] Let's see.

[03:29:03] Okay, you got new con potatoes, mayonnaise.

[03:29:07] Green apples.

[03:29:08] Baby, you screwed apple, lettuce, celery.

[03:29:13] Did you get the tarragon?

[03:29:14] So that's tongue tongue tongue I told you to get.

[03:29:17] I don't know what the tongue tongue tongue is.

[03:29:19] But you don't have it?

[03:29:20] It's okay, I don't have it.

[03:29:22] Okay.

[03:29:23] Vanilla?

[03:29:24] Vanilla. Vanilla, Parmesan.

[03:29:26] Parmesan, oh, it's the shiniest Parmesan cheese.

[03:29:29] I don't do.

[03:29:32] Okay, that's good.

[03:29:33] Yeah, that's good, that was the backup, that's good.

[03:29:35] Wait, you got the oh.

[03:29:36] That doesn't case.

[03:29:38] Um, butter?

[03:29:39] Butter?

[03:29:40] Yup, and then, and then, and then, and then, hold on.

[03:29:42] Oh.

[03:29:43] This is good, this is good.

[03:29:45] Good, that's what I picked out, yup.

[03:29:47] Okay.

[03:29:48] Okay, so, this is weird, no this is actually weird.

[03:29:53] So, come here, let me show you.

[03:29:55] 1883, you know.

[03:29:56] Yeah, yeah, well no, because, okay, so when we got it,

[03:29:59] we didn't know what, fuck it, can you lock him?

[03:30:03] So we didn't know what somebody,

[03:30:05] No, no, look, someone already ate some.

[03:30:10] Like, we picked it up, I swear.

[03:30:13] When we went there, I'm not kidding,

[03:30:14] may someone in my chat's like, die.

[03:30:17] We went in and it was already scoops messy.

[03:30:20] And we were like, what is he saying?

[03:30:21] We were like, what the fuck?

[03:30:22] Are you fucking serious?

[03:30:23] Yeah, so we don't know.

[03:30:24] Like, we were like, what the fuck happened?

[03:30:26] But we're gonna make it one.

[03:30:26] We'll make it one.

[03:30:27] Do you have a receipt?

[03:30:28] That's disgusting.

[03:30:30] It's so nasty.

[03:30:31] Oh my, we don't have to, do we need ice cream though?

[03:30:32] Who the fuck eats ice cream like this?

[03:30:34] Who the fuck?

[03:30:35] Dude, they got me some fat idiot.

[03:30:37] That's so, no, it was probably those stream seppers.

[03:30:42] Listen, I'm gonna put this away now.

[03:30:43] Yeah.

[03:30:44] All right, so what do you need from me right now?

[03:30:46] You need a cutting board.

[03:30:48] Gotcha.

[03:30:49] A punch of hair.

[03:30:49] Gotcha.

[03:30:50] Oh, this is like, I would be huge.

[03:30:53] I'm a sous chef.

[03:30:54] Got it, I'm a sous chef.

[03:30:56] Let's get cooking.

[03:30:57] Yeah, you like that?

[03:30:58] It's a good intro, go.

[03:31:00] I brought my knives.

[03:31:02] Oh.

[03:31:03] Wait, so how long have you been on this, like, Master Sheppley?

[03:31:06] Is this the second time?

[03:31:07] It's been three weeks.

[03:31:09] Wait, no, I've been four weeks.

[03:31:11] Wait, did you bring the duck- uh, did you bring the- did you bring the duck-do?

[03:31:17] What the fuck is a duck-do?

[03:31:18] Quack!

[03:31:24] I have a surprise for you.

[03:31:26] Oh my god, did you get any ice cream?

[03:31:28] No.

[03:31:29] If you do well today.

[03:31:33] You can wear my master chef apron!

[03:31:36] Okay, oh my god, that's the game warm?

[03:31:39] Wait, that's game warm?

[03:31:40] Yeah.

[03:31:40] Go around and touch.

[03:31:42] Yes, go around and touch it.

[03:31:43] Okay.

[03:31:44] You gotta do well to the first.

[03:31:45] Okay, okay.

[03:31:46] You have to work for this, just like I did.

[03:31:49] Oh my god, what did you have to do to win that?

[03:31:51] I had to do my audition test.

[03:31:53] Oh my god.

[03:31:54] I'm gonna do L, that's what I'm gonna do.

[03:31:57] Someone say you went through the kitchen's hell.

[03:31:59] Come on now!

[03:32:00] You didn't get it enough!

[03:32:02] Yeah, I did.

[03:32:02] Um, yes, I don't know where everything is.

[03:32:07] Oh, you guys have a blender?

[03:32:10] Oh, I got you, yeah, of course.

[03:32:13] Uh, everyone knows, always gotta wash your hands first.

[03:32:18] Let me put everything in there.

[03:32:20] Wash my hands now.

[03:32:21] Oh, yes, sir.

[03:32:22] Okay.

[03:32:28] Do we need this?

[03:32:29] Yes.

[03:32:30] Okay.

[03:32:31] Oh, you're good.

[03:32:32] This is more than I thought you guys would have.

[03:32:35] What else?

[03:32:36] We need a pot, a pan.

[03:32:37] A pot and a pan.

[03:32:38] Guess what, sister.

[03:32:39] Come here.

[03:32:40] Check out what I got.

[03:32:41] Hey, what's a half of that to pots and pans?

[03:32:45] Hello!

[03:32:46] Good boy.

[03:32:47] Okay, um, what do you want to do?

[03:32:49] This one's good.

[03:32:50] This one's good.

[03:32:51] You have so much energy.

[03:32:52] Is that bad?

[03:32:53] No, it's good.

[03:32:54] We're going to murder those things out.

[03:32:56] That's nice.

[03:32:57] Nice.

[03:32:58] murder those things out. That's nice of you, nice of you.

[03:33:02] Okay, I'm not doing that on camera though.

[03:33:04] Oh yeah?

[03:33:05] I don't think so, right?

[03:33:07] It's any of the preferences that you have

[03:33:08] that you've done that on camera.

[03:33:10] I have, but.

[03:33:11] But why are you shooting?

[03:33:12] I have, but why are there the radar a lot?

[03:33:16] Yeah, can someone check to your list?

[03:33:18] I think murdering that.

[03:33:20] Oh yeah.

[03:33:21] Really?

[03:33:22] I would have shot you.

[03:33:23] Okay, yeah.

[03:33:24] But here's the thing, you know,

[03:33:25] you could do this shooting idea with me,

[03:33:26] So Maya was hating on it because I think she was jealous that I was going to seal her contact.

[03:33:31] Would you say?

[03:33:32] So I'm going to lie.

[03:33:33] So like after today, I'm just going to click, oh, we killed the lobsters.

[03:33:37] Me and you, we go to a seafood place after this.

[03:33:40] We go by 50 lobsters.

[03:33:42] We take her to the ocean.

[03:33:43] And then we'll, yeah, we'll give them a home.

[03:33:45] Yeah.

[03:33:46] Bring them back to the home.

[03:33:47] See?

[03:33:48] Is that how it works?

[03:33:49] See?

[03:33:50] Like, no, she can't sit there.

[03:33:51] Well, we have to ask Maya about how it works.

[03:33:52] No, no, no, no, no.

[03:33:53] She's trying to steal our contact.

[03:33:54] Listen.

[03:33:55] All right.

[03:33:56] Oh, I also got this.

[03:34:00] Yes! Good job!

[03:34:02] Yes!

[03:34:03] That looks good.

[03:34:04] Yeah, I made that yesterday.

[03:34:05] You made that?

[03:34:06] Yep.

[03:34:07] Thank you.

[03:34:08] So, like, what makes you want to get better at cookie?

[03:34:11] So, I cooked with Marlon. Phenomenal.

[03:34:13] We made a great steak.

[03:34:14] You would have loved it.

[03:34:15] Oh, my God.

[03:34:16] What else did I cook?

[03:34:18] I made a cake.

[03:34:19] I made a beautiful cake.

[03:34:20] It's a cake.

[03:34:21] Yeah, it's very pretty.

[03:34:22] And then, I was like, you know what?

[03:34:24] to cook something more and I was like who not to reach out to the master chef yeah wait

[03:34:30] so if you win that show what happens like you win money to do in just like $250,000

[03:34:35] wait how are we gonna slip that we win okay wait so those are the loss do we

[03:34:45] kill them now we don't have to kill them now okay if we don't have to kill them we can eat the vegetarian

[03:34:52] I'm hungry. Yeah, let's kill them.

[03:34:54] Okay.

[03:34:56] There's a lot of them.

[03:34:58] Oh.

[03:35:00] No, they're harmless. Oh, actually, this one's kind of scary.

[03:35:02] Look at them, like, hitting the back.

[03:35:04] Oh.

[03:35:06] Yeah. I mean, you can show it on stream.

[03:35:08] Yeah, you can show this.

[03:35:10] Oh.

[03:35:12] Hey, guys.

[03:35:14] Oh, god.

[03:35:16] These are lobster rolls.

[03:35:18] Okay. How, um, how do we do this?

[03:35:20] How do we do this?

[03:35:23] Oh my fucking god

[03:35:28] Yes

[03:35:35] She just maybe do that because I'm right before we eat or like she was good now

[03:35:40] She was getting out of the way

[03:35:43] No, I just I

[03:35:46] Never really seen how they do this like I usually just want to order food. I just eat it

[03:35:50] You know what I'm saying?

[03:35:52] I can teach you, but yeah, I guess you can't show it off.

[03:35:55] Yeah, you can just get out of reactions, yeah?

[03:35:57] Okay, let's do it. Sure, shall we?

[03:35:59] Okay.

[03:36:00] Well, I'll let you invent the tissues because it's a cool process.

[03:36:02] Yeah.

[03:36:03] It's a cool process and it makes it really fast.

[03:36:07] It might splatter all over the tissue.

[03:36:09] Oh my god.

[03:36:10] I'm not gonna lie, this is gonna throw me through vegetarian.

[03:36:12] This is like...

[03:36:13] Wait, really?

[03:36:16] Oh, I can't. Oh man.

[03:36:17] You see it now too, right?

[03:36:19] I caught it crazy when you see it in person.

[03:36:21] I don't think it's that deep.

[03:36:24] All right, all right, what do I got to do?

[03:36:26] Just because I'm going to eat meat and shit.

[03:36:28] I know, but.

[03:36:29] It is crazy.

[03:36:30] It is crazy.

[03:36:31] It is like a legit cow.

[03:36:38] I mean, I just have never done it.

[03:36:40] So it's like, they're saying they're all, yeah, all right.

[03:36:46] Well, this part I can't show on stream, but basically, I'll show like how you're just gonna get a reaction.

[03:36:50] I zoomed in on us right now.

[03:36:52] Oh, I zoomed in on us?

[03:36:53] Yeah, just so you guys know.

[03:36:54] Yeah, just, should we make them not look at each other when they do this?

[03:36:56] Yeah, let's just...

[03:36:57] I don't think so.

[03:36:58] I know, I guess.

[03:36:59] They're basically really sleepy right now, because they've been out of the ocean for a while,

[03:37:04] so they're like sedated, they're like really sleepy.

[03:37:06] Okay.

[03:37:07] So basically, this is where the brain is, and the most human way to kill it is just to

[03:37:12] When you boil it in water, it's like they're like that and slowly, so you just stab it in the middle and then like...

[03:37:19] It's on the other side of the way.

[03:37:20] Yeah, actually, this one's a little...

[03:37:22] This one has a little... oh my god.

[03:37:24] I think he's aware.

[03:37:25] He's aware, he's aware.

[03:37:27] I don't think I know how.

[03:37:28] Yes, I do.

[03:37:29] Well, this one's bad.

[03:37:31] You know what, I'm gonna let you do this one.

[03:37:33] Oh no.

[03:37:34] What?

[03:37:35] Oh my fucking god, just get rid of him, please, just kill him.

[03:37:38] Oh my god.

[03:37:40] Oh my fucking god.

[03:37:42] He's running away, he's killing him!

[03:37:46] Three, two, one, go!

[03:37:48] You want to sit right here, and then you just hit all the way down.

[03:37:53] And then it'll still move from the nerves, but it's basically...

[03:37:58] And then we roll it out like this, and then that's pretty much it.

[03:38:02] And then when we boil it, I'll teach you how to take the meat out.

[03:38:05] Okay.

[03:38:06] How you feel?

[03:38:07] I feel great, yeah.

[03:38:08] Shouldn't be the other one, the one that just saw that?

[03:38:10] Yeah, come on the side.

[03:38:11] So if you understand what I did right there.

[03:38:13] Yeah, you can show me again.

[03:38:15] Yeah, so right here.

[03:38:17] No, that's just like, so like, it's like, you know, sometimes we kill things with their nerve cells.

[03:38:22] It's just normal.

[03:38:24] Okay.

[03:38:26] So, I might just...

[03:38:28] Yeah, she's never really back here.

[03:38:31] You want to do that?

[03:38:33] Yeah, this guy's very self-aware.

[03:38:35] I think he's very self-aware.

[03:38:37] I think that's you in the past.

[03:38:39] Yeah, I think he's a fucking peri. You want to move this guy?

[03:38:42] Or should we do the amount or just put it?

[03:38:46] Hey, yeah, I'm gonna put him down.

[03:38:49] Okay, so this is really healthy looking, so I don't need to mess up.

[03:38:52] You have to hold this on the side.

[03:38:54] Oh my god, oh my fucking god!

[03:38:56] Fucking god!

[03:38:57] Okay, right here?

[03:38:58] Okay, yeah, so...

[03:38:59] Three, two...

[03:39:00] Stab it?

[03:39:01] Yes!

[03:39:02] And then, oh, and now.

[03:39:03] Wow, good job!

[03:39:09] Okay. Yeah, that's good. That was really good. Okay. Yeah, that was really good

[03:39:14] Like I was better the first time I did it. Thank you. I think I've killed things before you know back in my

[03:39:18] Actually, I shouldn't tell the story. Yeah, let's just keep moving. Um, so this guy he got knocked out

[03:39:31] Oh my god, no

[03:39:39] This is a really strong. I've actually never seen that before.

[03:39:42] Okay. Okay. He's still going.

[03:39:44] He should be dead by now.

[03:39:47] Is he dead? Oh no. He's trying to escape.

[03:39:49] I don't know what to do.

[03:39:51] He's dead. He's dead.

[03:39:52] Are you sure?

[03:39:52] I think Jeff and Wears are just...

[03:39:54] I'm like sweating. Oh god, I'm sweating.

[03:39:57] It's not my camera, right?

[03:39:58] No, just you guys. Just you guys.

[03:40:00] Okay. Let's figure it out. It's good that Chad didn't see that.

[03:40:03] Okay.

[03:40:04] Don't pull it. Don't pull it.

[03:40:05] I just want to make sure he's dead. I don't want him to...

[03:40:06] No, he's dead. He's dead.

[03:40:07] Okay.

[03:40:08] But that was a very, I've never seen a lobster with so much...

[03:40:12] You started tweeting.

[03:40:13] Yeah, I've never seen a lobster.

[03:40:14] I've never saw a lobster.

[03:40:15] Shhh.

[03:40:16] Oh my god.

[03:40:17] I heard you!

[03:40:18] Oh god!

[03:40:19] I can't!

[03:40:20] I can't!

[03:40:21] Oh my god!

[03:40:22] Oh my god!

[03:40:23] He's off!

[03:40:24] Oh my god!

[03:40:25] He's moving!

[03:40:26] Please!

[03:40:27] Please!

[03:40:28] No, he's dead.

[03:40:29] No, he's dead.

[03:40:30] No, he's dead.

[03:40:31] Oh my god!

[03:40:32] Oh my god!

[03:40:33] He's off!

[03:40:34] Oh my god!

[03:40:35] He's moving!

[03:40:36] Please!

[03:40:37] You guys are full of damage.

[03:40:39] I'm actually missing the lobster.

[03:40:42] Yeah.

[03:40:43] I think they should have put that one back in the ocean.

[03:40:46] I'm actually swatting the lobster.

[03:40:48] Okay, that's good.

[03:40:49] You can put them in the pot now.

[03:40:51] Okay.

[03:40:52] We'll boil them, and then after they're boiled,

[03:40:55] show you how to take them out.

[03:40:56] No, at the end of the day.

[03:40:57] How many people are in team today?

[03:40:59] Because if it's just us, we can...

[03:41:00] I'm sorry.

[03:41:01] Okay, I can keep this for everybody.

[03:41:03] We can set these guys free.

[03:41:05] I feel bad about that.

[03:41:06] I want something free.

[03:41:07] I don't know if that's how it works.

[03:41:09] No, you'll die.

[03:41:11] They'll die.

[03:41:12] I have to go back into the ocean.

[03:41:13] You'll have to drive all the way to the ocean and open it.

[03:41:14] I think you'll leave your gym to the ocean and die.

[03:41:17] You think so?

[03:41:17] I think so, yeah.

[03:41:18] Should we go to the chat?

[03:41:19] Oh, is the chat going to come?

[03:41:20] Chat, is this...

[03:41:21] I don't know if this is a mild question.

[03:41:23] Um...

[03:41:24] How do you feel stabbing a lobster?

[03:41:26] We're saying no.

[03:41:27] They'll die either way.

[03:41:29] Yeah, I think they're dying right now.

[03:41:32] Okay.

[03:41:33] They'll die, so we just gotta eat them.

[03:41:34] Cause these might be like farmed to eat in, but they're not like them.

[03:41:40] Okay, I mean, did we do a good job at least?

[03:41:42] We did a good job.

[03:41:43] I mean, I'm doing it, I did it the most humane way.

[03:41:45] We're just feeding us, three to is enough.

[03:41:47] And then I can take those home and do my little lab.

[03:41:51] I'm not gonna question you.

[03:41:53] Alright, what's next?

[03:41:54] Okay, so now we have to do the prep.

[03:41:56] Okay, chat.

[03:41:57] So today's menu, we're doing lobster rolls.

[03:41:59] We're doing, um, what are we doing?

[03:42:03] Clam chowder. Clam chowder.

[03:42:05] Clam chowder. Ice cream sandwiches. No.

[03:42:08] Oh my fucking god, I fucked up. I forgot to get chips.

[03:42:13] I forgot you wrote that. I did write the chips.

[03:42:16] I'm sorry. You can do it after. I can do it after.

[03:42:18] I mean, we don't need. Clam chowder.

[03:42:20] We can make chips. I mean, you're speaking my language.

[03:42:23] We can make chips on the potatoes.

[03:42:25] Oh my potato chips. That's how that works.

[03:42:29] Yes, it is. It is how it works.

[03:42:31] is how it works.

[03:42:32] Okay, so clam chowder, lobster rolls.

[03:42:34] And then we can do like, I bought stuff or pasta too.

[03:42:37] Oh my God, bon appetit.

[03:42:40] Amrigatoni pasta.

[03:42:42] And then for dessert, it's an apple crumble.

[03:42:44] That's a little bit of vanilla ice cream

[03:42:46] that you took a bite out of.

[03:42:47] You want it?

[03:42:48] Wait, wait.

[03:42:49] All right, let's do it, shall we?

[03:42:51] Okay, so let me put these in the water.

[03:42:53] See, wait, I'm getting a full course meal.

[03:42:55] I just realized.

[03:42:56] I'm getting more full course meal.

[03:42:56] Oh wait, you guys have plenty of pasta, this is great.

[03:42:59] Okay, first we need to clean that good cutting board with like lobster guts on it.

[03:43:03] Okay.

[03:43:04] Um, oh my fucking god.

[03:43:07] Whoa, you should bug me with a pair of towel and I'm carrying it.

[03:43:09] Yeah, that's smart. Good call, my ladies.

[03:43:11] Let me just...thank you.

[03:43:13] Honestly, I think we can do this in two hours.

[03:43:16] Really? Let's do it.

[03:43:17] We can time it.

[03:43:18] Okay, yo, start a timer now.

[03:43:20] Oh, okay, okay, we gotta hurry though, we gotta hurry.

[03:43:23] Alright, I'm gonna clean. You tell the chat. Go ahead.

[03:43:26] It's like natural water.

[03:43:28] Is this clean or not?

[03:43:30] Is that even soap?

[03:43:32] Yeah, maybe it's a little soap.

[03:43:34] Wow, you guys, you think it's a nice view?

[03:43:36] Thank you. Oh my fucking god, I fucked up.

[03:43:38] I'm sorry, I fucked up.

[03:43:40] I'm just nervous.

[03:43:42] Yeah, we do have a nice view.

[03:43:44] Yeah.

[03:43:46] It's very nice.

[03:43:48] Wow. You guys have a golf cart?

[03:43:50] Yeah, we also have a doctor.

[03:43:52] What's on the doctor?

[03:43:54] Is this hot water?

[03:43:57] Um, shit.

[03:43:58] No.

[03:43:59] Should I work that with my hand?

[03:44:00] Nope.

[03:44:01] No, not yet.

[03:44:02] No.

[03:44:03] Damn, am I kidding, bro?

[03:44:05] This is like the first time I've really cooked in my whole life.

[03:44:08] Wait, but you've eaten the mac and cheese.

[03:44:10] I lied.

[03:44:11] That was basically the way to build the mac and cheese.

[03:44:13] Oh, wait.

[03:44:14] It's your first time cooking.

[03:44:15] Well, I mean, I cooked a steak, but like, what is it called?

[03:44:18] Full course or four course?

[03:44:20] Full course, four course.

[03:44:22] Full course meal.

[03:44:23] This is the first time I've ever made a full course meal.

[03:44:25] Wow.

[03:44:26] Yeah.

[03:44:27] Yeah.

[03:44:28] I mean, you can do it.

[03:44:29] I'll just teach you.

[03:44:30] Okay.

[03:44:31] I want to be able to cook so that one day, like, my girlfriend's ever like, oh my god, baby.

[03:44:35] I just want to throw lame and yawn.

[03:44:37] Oh, you can make it for her.

[03:44:38] Winter's on her period.

[03:44:39] Oh, my, I hate period cramps, by the way.

[03:44:41] Just want to point that out.

[03:44:42] Okay.

[03:44:43] Thank you.

[03:44:44] Thank you.

[03:44:45] Okay.

[03:44:46] Am I cleaning this right?

[03:44:51] You're trying the best.

[03:44:53] Thank you, bro.

[03:44:55] That's all that matters about trying my best.

[03:44:58] Really, all that matters every time.

[03:45:02] My place is pretty clean.

[03:45:04] I really do hope you win, Master Chef.

[03:45:06] I hope so too. That'd be great.

[03:45:09] 250,000? What would you do with the 250,000?

[03:45:12] And don't just say, you know, that my streaming stuff, like, you know, everyone says that stuff.

[03:45:18] What about my parents' house?

[03:45:22] Really?

[03:45:23] Yeah, and then get you a streaming tripod.

[03:45:25] A streaming tripod?

[03:45:27] Oh my god, so you could keep it stable.

[03:45:29] No, for now, no.

[03:45:30] You know that joke?

[03:45:31] That's true.

[03:45:32] The joke goes like this.

[03:45:34] Basically, my name is Ron, but I go by stable or not.

[03:45:36] Okay, welcome.

[03:45:37] Oh, listening, listening.

[03:45:39] Whoa!

[03:45:40] Hey, man.

[03:45:41] You know woesh?

[03:45:42] No.

[03:45:43] Hi.

[03:45:44] I think you know woesh before, huh?

[03:45:47] Hi Mom!

[03:45:48] Oh yeah, that's right!

[03:45:49] Hi!

[03:45:50] What are you guys making?

[03:45:51] Oh, sorry.

[03:45:52] We're making Clench out of waffles, rolls of pasta and waffles.

[03:45:55] Just gotta get it to you guys.

[03:45:57] That's okay.

[03:45:58] Wow.

[03:45:59] Why are you wearing a shirt?

[03:46:01] It's like, hand-pins yourself.

[03:46:03] Is this fashion, bro?

[03:46:05] It is fashion.

[03:46:06] Why are you wearing shorts that don't go in there you need?

[03:46:08] Exactly.

[03:46:10] I like shorts.

[03:46:11] Sorry, sorry.

[03:46:12] Thanks.

[03:46:13] Okay, now, you need to start cutting garlic.

[03:46:18] Garlic, garlic, garlic, garlic, garlic, garlic, garlic.

[03:46:21] Okay, so I actually cut this with marlon.

[03:46:25] Wait, I'll cut it with a easy knife.

[03:46:27] Wait, sorry.

[03:46:28] Marlon?

[03:46:29] Marlon, you know Marlon?

[03:46:30] Who doesn't know Marlon?

[03:46:32] He's fucking dreaming.

[03:46:35] How do I- oh my god.

[03:46:37] Wait, so on MasterChef, you're timed?

[03:46:40] I have to cook my audition test in 45 minutes.

[03:46:43] And what was that? What did you cut?

[03:46:45] I did like a sauté wagyu steak with coconut rice and a cucumber radish salad and peanut sauce.

[03:46:53] You lost your salad.

[03:46:55] It was really small. Most of it was wagyu.

[03:46:57] Wait, what was the technique that we learned before?

[03:46:59] We'll smush it down, actually.

[03:47:01] It felt like it was your palm.

[03:47:03] It was hot, you were sticking?

[03:47:05] Marlon did. I never had a dad growing up.

[03:47:07] Aww.

[03:47:09] He used to, basically, my mom and my dad

[03:47:11] Basically my mom would sleep in my dad's room and then one day she started sleeping in the middle room

[03:47:16] And then she was like, oh don't worry. He just snores too loud come to find out they were divorced for five years

[03:47:30] Okay

[03:47:36] Am I just doing it slow no you see the thing is I have to learn these things

[03:47:39] Yeah, my chat calls me the far of twitch. So basically what that means is I don't know really how to do stuff

[03:47:45] So I'm trying to figure out how to do stuff. I want to prove people wrong

[03:48:04] You watch my tips and trick video

[03:48:06] How to cook 103, yeah.

[03:48:09] That's where you got that from.

[03:48:11] I think you can get good at cooking.

[03:48:14] I think you should prove everyone wrong.

[03:48:16] I'm not kidding.

[03:48:18] So I was never like a seafood type of guy besides seafood and eat it.

[03:48:22] You get the joke there too?

[03:48:24] Okay, so I wasn't much of a seafood guy, right?

[03:48:27] And then all of a sudden I had, have you ever been to Nobu?

[03:48:30] You like Nobu?

[03:48:32] Oh my god. Is it bad?

[03:48:34] Nobu is like the basic of the basic.

[03:48:37] Nobu is known to be like not that great.

[03:48:40] Thank God we don't do that.

[03:48:41] That was a test.

[03:48:43] Because honestly, I wanted to see if you were a real cook.

[03:48:45] That was like a really good test.

[03:48:47] Wait, so where would you go if it wasn't Nobu, so I could just make sure?

[03:48:51] I mean, you should do a stream where you like go on LA restaurants.

[03:48:55] Like really nice restaurants.

[03:48:57] You should definitely do that.

[03:48:58] I don't know why she wouldn't do that.

[03:48:59] Please, it's nobu actually.

[03:49:01] It's known to like...

[03:49:02] It's so fucking expensive.

[03:49:03] It's really expensive, it's overpriced what you get is like...

[03:49:06] Yeah, right there I usually spend like minimum like 500 on this.

[03:49:11] Oh!

[03:49:12] No, I have a list of like really good LA restaurants you guys should go to.

[03:49:16] Please.

[03:49:17] There's so many good LA restaurants in Nobu.

[03:49:19] I could phone an officer.

[03:49:20] Unless Nobu wants to take us out for free then I can...

[03:49:24] John Nobu, are you here?

[03:49:25] If he's in the chat make some noise.

[03:49:27] Who's John Nobu?

[03:49:28] The creator of Nobu.

[03:49:29] Who are you really?

[03:49:30] I don't know.

[03:49:31] Probably.

[03:49:32] Like, are there like, like, stems in it?

[03:49:35] Um, yeah.

[03:49:40] If you want, by the way, I'm cooking strawberries outside.

[03:49:42] Wait, really?

[03:49:43] Yeah.

[03:49:43] Wait, wait, you're going to talk to me?

[03:49:44] Yeah.

[03:49:44] Wait, you guys are told you should do your farm work.

[03:49:47] So I did that.

[03:49:50] And then I think I had, like, five animals.

[03:49:53] There's like a bunny infestation in the backyard.

[03:49:57] Wait, a bunch of them, too?

[03:49:59] Yeah, there's like a lot of bunnies.

[03:50:01] little fun fact Jackson that's my dog he passed away. My dog passed away cute. What was your dog's name? Tigger, like from Winnie the Pooh. Oh okay, I'm sorry. That's just a cute name. How old was he or she? It's like I think 14. That's how my dog was. But Jackson basically was going to backyard and he found this like nest of like 17 baby rabbits and he ate every single one through two minutes.

[03:50:30] What a good dog.

[03:50:33] Alive?

[03:50:34] No, no, he ate them alive.

[03:50:36] He did not get sick or nothing.

[03:50:38] Shall I get a trash can?

[03:50:40] Yeah, I got a trash can.

[03:50:42] He is her god.

[03:50:44] Also, safety word for today.

[03:50:46] Ever making you feel, you know, crazy.

[03:50:48] Just say pineapple.

[03:50:50] Pineapple? Yeah.

[03:50:51] Pineapple.

[03:50:52] Oh, okay.

[03:50:53] It's a good joke.

[03:50:54] Okay, yeah.

[03:50:55] No, I don't, I've never used a safety word before.

[03:50:58] Remember last time during the sub-a-gon? You made a wagyu and I ate every single bit?

[03:51:03] Oh yeah! You're a state stealer?

[03:51:06] Yup, I was a state stealer.

[03:51:07] I was like, where's my steak going?

[03:51:08] Drop on me if you know what we're talking about. It's a classic.

[03:51:10] She basically made wagyu. I think it was with Jason, no?

[03:51:13] It was with Trisha and Jason.

[03:51:14] Yeah, Jason, Trisha, and Mimey came in.

[03:51:17] And every time I turned around, the steak was gone.

[03:51:19] I don't know. There was a ghost, for sure.

[03:51:21] I wasn't good though.

[03:51:22] It was great.

[03:51:24] Do we need more?

[03:51:25] Probably. You can make mashed potatoes too.

[03:51:29] You can. Wait, can you eat like a meal prep for the week?

[03:51:33] Oh yeah, I'll meal prep for you guys.

[03:51:35] Really? Wait, so do you also like cook for yourself?

[03:51:40] Yeah, I cook for myself. I like to cook for like dinner parties to my friends.

[03:51:45] I just cook every day.

[03:51:47] Really? What made you get into cooking?

[03:51:49] My dad.

[03:51:50] My dad's cookin' nice.

[03:51:52] Dad is nice.

[03:51:54] I love my dad.

[03:51:56] I love my dad.

[03:51:58] He probably loves you too.

[03:52:00] He must love you.

[03:52:02] That's so fucking sweet.

[03:52:04] I'm a dad's girl.

[03:52:06] Wish I had that.

[03:52:08] My dad can be your dad.

[03:52:10] So fucking nice.

[03:52:12] My dad has a...

[03:52:14] You grow up in the dad's?

[03:52:16] Really?

[03:52:18] Oh my god.

[03:52:20] That is so sad.

[03:52:22] We should feel bad about that.

[03:52:24] Let's just all feel bad for each other at once.

[03:52:27] Yeah, well, you know, it's okay.

[03:52:29] We're here now, and you guys wouldn't have met each other if you'd go with that dad.

[03:52:35] Okay, that's true.

[03:52:36] That's true.

[03:52:37] That's actually, you know what, that's a heart with a bandage right there.

[03:52:40] Yeah.

[03:52:41] Yeah.

[03:52:42] That's very nice.

[03:52:43] So yeah, so you started cooking with your dad.

[03:52:45] Yeah, I started cooking with my dad, and then...

[03:52:48] So wait, was he like a really good chef?

[03:52:49] He's really good.

[03:52:50] He's honestly better than me.

[03:52:51] Really?

[03:52:52] Well, like, not technically wise, but actually he is.

[03:52:55] Like, for Malaysian food or Chinese food, he's really good.

[03:52:57] Oh, really?

[03:52:58] Yeah.

[03:52:59] That's awesome.

[03:53:00] If I move in here, I'll have him cook for you.

[03:53:02] Oh, he's here?

[03:53:03] Where is he?

[03:53:04] He's in New York.

[03:53:05] Oh, really?

[03:53:06] It's how much it's for you.

[03:53:07] Does he have his own restaurant?

[03:53:08] No, I want to open one with him.

[03:53:10] What would you call it?

[03:53:12] Oh, that's a good question.

[03:53:14] I didn't even think about that.

[03:53:16] What type of restaurant would you even open?

[03:53:18] What type of food?

[03:53:19] Thai Malaysian food.

[03:53:20] Yeah, I'm making Malaysian food, one thing.

[03:53:23] What is Malaysian food?

[03:53:23] That's like...

[03:53:24] Exactly.

[03:53:25] That's why we need to open a Malaysian...

[03:53:27] It looks like a Malaysian, like, known, like, meal that I might know.

[03:53:32] But I don't know if you know any of it.

[03:53:33] I tried to do it, but you wouldn't think it's really good.

[03:53:35] All right, so the little fun fact about me, and no one knows this, is I eat anything.

[03:53:39] Wait, really?

[03:53:40] Yeah, I could eat anything.

[03:53:42] Next time, we should make Louis do this.

[03:53:44] Oh, wait!

[03:53:45] What is the one thing that Joe wanted me to try?

[03:53:47] Oh, it's too strong.

[03:53:48] Yeah, what is that?

[03:53:49] What is that?

[03:53:50] It's like the one that's like moving.

[03:53:59] No, he said it's basically you open it.

[03:54:01] It's like the most disgusting smell.

[03:54:03] Oh no, I haven't either.

[03:54:04] We should eat a durian.

[03:54:05] A what?

[03:54:06] A durian.

[03:54:07] A durian?

[03:54:08] Yeah, you know what a durian is?

[03:54:09] It's the world's smelliest fruit.

[03:54:11] Oh, I'm not sure that's it.

[03:54:12] It's really bad.

[03:54:13] It's really good.

[03:54:14] We had an O.S. to have a point.

[03:54:16] Has this good though?

[03:54:17] Have you had it?

[03:54:18] It's sweet, yeah.

[03:54:19] But it's like, wait, did I eat this?

[03:54:21] I'm gonna eat the one.

[03:54:22] I remember I like stunk up the whole kitchen, I remember.

[03:54:24] Yeah, like it's banned in some places.

[03:54:26] You can't eat in the public.

[03:54:27] Banned?

[03:54:27] Yeah, you can't eat in the public.

[03:54:29] Have you ever tried, what is it called?

[03:54:32] A kenyakakambu?

[03:54:34] What'd you call him?

[03:54:35] No, no, no, kenyakakambu.

[03:54:37] What was that?

[03:54:38] It's like this new meat, it's so good.

[03:54:40] I'm not gonna do it.

[03:54:41] It's like, it's weird and fine.

[03:54:43] It's a wrap.

[03:54:44] You're a foodie.

[03:54:45] Yeah.

[03:54:45] You're a foodie, damn.

[03:54:47] It's like, they sell that, they sell that canes.

[03:54:50] What's you get a durian?

[03:54:51] It's a durian?

[03:54:52] Yeah, durian.

[03:54:53] So that's a fruit.

[03:54:54] And I'll teach you how to open it,

[03:54:55] and you're not killing an animal.

[03:54:57] It's a fruit.

[03:54:59] Yeah, I mean, it just, hey man,

[03:55:02] recipe's a lot of shows, man.

[03:55:03] Yeah.

[03:55:04] They're really nice.

[03:55:05] Well, they cook them well.

[03:55:06] Yeah.

[03:55:07] And they'll have like a good purpose.

[03:55:08] Oh, that's so, that's love.

[03:55:09] Yeah, we'll cook them with love.

[03:55:12] I don't know.

[03:55:12] Okay, I'm gonna teach you how to take the green stuff out,

[03:55:16] I don't know why your garlic looks like that.

[03:55:18] It's a stamp, I mean, is that a matter?

[03:55:19] I could treat you cook with it, but I feel like it's better to take it out.

[03:55:21] But I took most of it out.

[03:55:23] Should I do more, or is that good?

[03:55:25] I think that's good.

[03:55:26] Okay, awesome.

[03:55:27] I think that's good.

[03:55:29] How often do you stream?

[03:55:30] How what?

[03:55:31] How often do you stream?

[03:55:32] Every single day for about, like, what?

[03:55:34] Would you say like eight hours?

[03:55:35] Yeah, I'd say like eight hours.

[03:55:36] You're on like, what, a year and a half stream?

[03:55:38] I think I'm, yeah, so like, every day?

[03:55:40] Every year, what is it, five hundred ten,

[03:55:42] but you don't gotta do that.

[03:55:43] Like, I know.

[03:55:44] It's pretty impressive though.

[03:55:45] I know. So I've been streaming for, I think it's 512 days straight.

[03:55:49] Um, I revive like mad games like Clash Royale. I don't know if you've seen that game.

[03:55:54] Oh yeah, I used to play Fortnite.

[03:55:55] Yup, yup. I won a Fortnite championship.

[03:55:58] Wow!

[03:55:59] Like Masterchef Fortnite.

[03:56:01] Yeah, and I also wanted to have this, yes, if you really wanted to,

[03:56:05] we could pause the stream and go watch my highlights.

[03:56:07] It's a 500.

[03:56:08] I think we don't have a lot of time.

[03:56:10] Okay, I'll get you out of here.

[03:56:11] You got a lot to click.

[03:56:11] That's fine, yeah.

[03:56:13] Okay, so here's how you chop, okay, do you want to chop garlic?

[03:56:15] Do you want to have a chop garlic?

[03:56:17] Show me.

[03:56:17] Do you know how to roll the knife?

[03:56:21] Almost, okay, so you want to, like, use your-

[03:56:24] There's a proper way to hold a knife?

[03:56:25] It is, yeah.

[03:56:26] So your thumb goes here, and your forefinger goes here,

[03:56:29] so it's like, this is the base, you have it at the base.

[03:56:31] Oh, that's the thing that people do!

[03:56:34] Yeah, and most people chop like this, but if you chop this way,

[03:56:38] the, it won't like, sweat onto the cutting board.

[03:56:42] So it's kind of like a rocking reaction.

[03:56:44] Let me try this one.

[03:56:46] So it's just got a big boy.

[03:56:48] Adjust this.

[03:56:50] Like this.

[03:56:52] So it's a rock the other way, almost.

[03:56:54] So this way.

[03:56:56] The other way.

[03:56:58] Yeah.

[03:57:00] So you want to do more like a...

[03:57:02] You're almost there.

[03:57:04] Can I throw this away?

[03:57:06] Yeah.

[03:57:08] So you want to do more like a in and out.

[03:57:10] That's my favorite restaurant.

[03:57:12] In and out.

[03:57:14] In and out.

[03:57:16] In and out.

[03:57:18] In and out.

[03:57:20] I just go back to the way you were cutting before.

[03:57:22] Okay, so...

[03:57:24] Yeah, that's good.

[03:57:26] Just don't cut your thumb off.

[03:57:28] Yeah, that's good.

[03:57:30] Yes, there we go.

[03:57:32] And then you just take them all out like that.

[03:57:34] You get to the side.

[03:57:36] You know, I got this.

[03:57:38] Oh, that's a two to clean up.

[03:57:41] This is called a bench scraper.

[03:57:43] What?

[03:57:44] A bench scraper.

[03:57:45] Ow, motherfucker!

[03:57:46] Did you find that?

[03:57:47] No, no, no.

[03:57:48] No.

[03:57:49] I just...

[03:57:50] Maybe I should go first.

[03:57:51] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[03:57:52] I was just saying, damn, motherfucker, that lobster smells great.

[03:57:55] We're good, we're good.

[03:57:56] Don't hide yourselves.

[03:57:57] I'm not, I'm not, I'm not.

[03:57:58] Those holes.

[03:57:59] I'm gonna go the other way.

[03:58:00] Those holes.

[03:58:01] That's really good, it's there.

[03:58:02] Damn, that lobster smells great.

[03:58:03] Did you put your thumb behind your ear?

[03:58:06] Put your thumb behind your forefinger, so you don't cut it, and leave your knuckles so they don't...

[03:58:12] Like that.

[03:58:13] Yeah, okay.

[03:58:14] Don't worry about me.

[03:58:15] I'm worried.

[03:58:16] I'm really worried.

[03:58:17] Oh my god, you actually just...

[03:58:19] Motherfucker, that lobster smells great.

[03:58:22] That lobster smells great.

[03:58:23] Smell it.

[03:58:24] Smell it.

[03:58:25] Smell it.

[03:58:26] Smell it.

[03:58:27] Smell it.

[03:58:28] Smell it.

[03:58:29] Smell it.

[03:58:30] Smell it.

[03:58:31] Smell it.

[03:58:32] Smell it.

[03:58:33] Smell it.

[03:58:34] Smell it.

[03:58:35] No, I got it.

[03:58:35] You got this?

[03:58:36] Let me try one.

[03:58:37] Okay, just make sure you don't worry about it.

[03:58:39] You can use your knuckle to stop the knife.

[03:58:42] Yeah, I did that.

[03:58:45] I got it.

[03:58:46] Okay.

[03:58:47] Just, you know, something like that.

[03:58:48] Let me cook now.

[03:58:50] You got this.

[03:58:51] Okay.

[03:58:54] I'm gonna change the TV battery.

[03:58:56] All right, Chad, everyone just hold.

[03:58:58] Batteries getting changed.

[03:59:00] Hey, brother, how's it going?

[03:59:02] That's a great question.

[03:59:03] I don't think so.

[03:59:09] It's okay, let's make it work, you know?

[03:59:11] I feel like you have a good amount of stuff.

[03:59:17] I should get like a kitchen sponsor.

[03:59:19] Really? You need some of the sponsors?

[03:59:21] Yes.

[03:59:22] What's a kitchen sponsor?

[03:59:23] Like, it could be like a kitchen brand.

[03:59:25] We'll send you guys everything.

[03:59:27] Do you have sponsors with it?

[03:59:28] Yeah, I can send you a connect.

[03:59:30] Do you have a doordash sponsor?

[03:59:33] No, I didn't grab a sponsor.

[03:59:35] Do you think you could give me a message?

[03:59:37] Do you want a doordash sponsor?

[03:59:39] Oh my god, you understand.

[03:59:40] Do you want a sponsor too?

[03:59:41] No.

[03:59:42] What?

[03:59:43] I don't know, they don't want to give me money.

[03:59:45] No brand thinks I'm safe anymore.

[03:59:47] Oh, oh.

[03:59:49] Do you think I'm like a brand safe?

[03:59:51] I think they're brand safe.

[03:59:53] Thank you.

[03:59:54] Have you ever watched a stable on AutoStream?

[03:59:57] I don't watch any stream.

[03:59:59] It's so good. Nobody really does anymore.

[04:00:02] I know. I hear this is the stealer. That's all I know.

[04:00:05] Oh, I'm a stealer because I ate...

[04:00:10] That's not what I think it is, is it?

[04:00:14] Why does it sound so normal?

[04:00:20] You're doing pretty good, no?

[04:00:22] It's coming along.

[04:00:23] Well, we're kind of being really slow.

[04:00:24] No, no, don't think about it like that.

[04:00:26] It's better now. We might have to...

[04:00:28] Okay, so I guess we're all cooks here, huh?

[04:00:42] Okay, the last time this table was clean was two days ago

[04:00:48] Yeah

[04:00:50] Two weeks now, but I mean

[04:00:58] I'm just joking.

[04:01:02] The way you're doing it is like...

[04:01:04] What?

[04:01:05] It's the opposite.

[04:01:06] Okay, so what? Like...

[04:01:08] Yes, yes! That's good.

[04:01:10] Well, no.

[04:01:11] Okay, you're gonna cut your finger off, you're gonna cut your finger off.

[04:01:13] I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine.

[04:01:14] Just do what feels right to you.

[04:01:16] And like, don't cut your finger off.

[04:01:18] No, no, no! Let's go!

[04:01:20] Just...

[04:01:21] Okay, don't do the opposite of what feels right.

[04:01:23] How long was the drive here?

[04:01:24] Because I know we live kind of in the middle of nowhere.

[04:01:26] Oh, geez. Oh, you Uber. Yes. Did she question you about the lockers?

[04:01:44] So when did you start shooting? So back in 2019, December, December 8th, 2019.

[04:01:50] Do you remember the date?

[04:01:52] Yep, yep, yep. So December 8th, 2019.

[04:01:54] Here, okay, so I didn't want to make you like a big deal.

[04:01:56] Like, obviously I'm just like a normal human at the end of the day.

[04:01:58] But you're standing next to a fucking champion.

[04:02:00] Okay?

[04:02:01] Oh, you're a champion.

[04:02:02] Yep, so they...

[04:02:03] Are you kidding me?

[04:02:04] Yes.

[04:02:05] So have you ever heard of Faker?

[04:02:06] I love Faker.

[04:02:07] So I'm like equivalent to him.

[04:02:09] For what, for me?

[04:02:10] Yes, so back in the day there was a tournament called FNCS.

[04:02:13] It was basically squad FNCS.

[04:02:15] So basically it's like a big tournament.

[04:02:17] tournament. Millions of people online compete and it's teams of four. Like you ever play

[04:02:22] four people? Same exact thing, but it's in a tournament aspect. I'm like 17 years old, 16,

[04:02:30] right? I'm getting on the game. I load up. I qualify. First place qualifiers. So as you know,

[04:02:38] oh, who cares about qualifiers? Anyone can qualify, right? Millions of people, there's only 100

[04:02:43] people. I'm one of them. So I'm getting into the game, right? And you remember

[04:02:48] Fortnite, like how hard that game is during its time, especially, like, that game is

[04:02:52] called. Yeah. So I basically loaded in and they call me the care, what are they

[04:02:58] called? They have the carry. I basically took three of my teammates to a

[04:03:01] championship and we won $250,000. Wow.

[04:03:06] Yeah.

[04:03:07] Yeah.

[04:03:08] That's crazy.

[04:03:09] I know. It's really crazy. And then I started streaming during like COVID. It's like

[04:03:13] perfect timing like everyone was online. So is that like your peak? Well, so let me teach you something.

[04:03:19] Okay. So during that era, oh, what? That's like the new era of Twitch. Everyone's watching COVID

[04:03:24] numbers. You would think you can't get better than that. Yeah. 2023 comes around the corner.

[04:03:30] How was your 2023? Did you like 2023? You like your year of year?

[04:03:34] I wanted to kill myself. I also didn't want to kill myself. I remember that. That was a bad year

[04:03:38] year for both of us that and basically what happened was I lost everything I fell off there's a command in my

[04:03:43] check or exclamation mark 2023 it's a very horrific story and then I just stopped streaming stopped

[04:03:51] playing fortnight I tried IRL streaming I tried being an IRL streamer and failed miserably

[04:03:59] and then basically I started living in a house with my friends we joined FaZe and that was my

[04:04:06] My best year was like 2024 and then I was like you know what bro that was probably my

[04:04:09] peak drop on me if you thought that was your peak too and then I was like you know what

[04:04:14] fuck it we move into a new house better can we move into this house bigger everything

[04:04:21] is up right now this is the most relevant I've ever been and um you know you always

[04:04:26] you just keep hitting your peak that's when you die so this goes up and down like that's

[04:04:30] how life is that is how life is but that's the thing is like you can't ever quit once

[04:04:34] You can't quit, that's when you quit.

[04:04:36] Let me teach you, I'll tell you the quote that I made.

[04:04:39] You could walk, if I put a wood beam in front of you right now,

[04:04:41] you could walk 100% over the wood beam, right?

[04:04:44] But if I put that wood beam 20 feet in the air

[04:04:46] and I told you to walk that wood beam, could you do it?

[04:04:49] No, because you overthink it,

[04:04:50] but at the same time, if the exact same thing,

[04:04:52] don't be scared to fail.

[04:04:54] But if it's floating, I would just walk like through it anyways.

[04:04:57] No, you'd be like 20 feet and walk it.

[04:04:59] So imagine if it's a gonna build it.

[04:05:01] So like I'm on a building.

[04:05:02] They are building it.

[04:05:03] and there's a pole in front of you.

[04:05:04] No, it's like the wood, so the quote goes like this.

[04:05:06] So if there's a wood being 20 feet away.

[04:05:07] I would go into the wood.

[04:05:08] Why would I go into the wood in my garden?

[04:05:10] I would walk around.

[04:05:10] No, no, no, that's not the point.

[04:05:12] It's a quote.

[04:05:12] It's not supposed to be like where you are.

[04:05:13] It's supposed to be like, you're supposed to go on wood.

[04:05:15] It doesn't really touch.

[04:05:16] Okay, what's next?

[04:05:17] I cut all this stuff.

[04:05:18] Oh, finer.

[04:05:22] Okay, so here, you're gonna lay them out like this.

[04:05:24] Mm-hmm.

[04:05:25] I like this part, okay.

[04:05:27] And then just like really finely chop all of it.

[04:05:31] So keep doing this until it's like minced.

[04:05:33] What?

[04:05:34] Minced.

[04:05:35] You keep showing me how to do it, I'm confused.

[04:05:38] One more time.

[04:05:40] Just so I know how to make sure.

[04:05:41] Yeah, well, you know, you're not going to drink means that you need all those good things.

[04:05:45] Okay.

[04:05:46] I don't want to, I just don't want to make a mess.

[04:05:49] No, we'll clean out the mess.

[04:05:51] You're learning how to cook.

[04:05:53] You can make a mess.

[04:05:55] Good, yes.

[04:05:56] Oh my god.

[04:05:57] Let him cook now.

[04:05:58] You know that audio?

[04:05:59] Yeah, let him cook.

[04:06:00] Let's go.

[04:06:01] Yep.

[04:06:02] Still, such a massive...

[04:06:03] Wait, why is it falling?

[04:06:04] Yeah, you don't.

[04:06:05] Hey, Woj.

[04:06:06] Do we have internet?

[04:06:07] Action.

[04:06:08] I saw your voice.

[04:06:09] Really?

[04:06:10] I had Jason streaming at 8,028.

[04:06:11] What?

[04:06:12] I didn't show him.

[04:06:13] Wait, mine's right here though.

[04:06:14] You want to take it?

[04:06:15] I got it?

[04:06:16] Sorry?

[04:06:17] Damn.

[04:06:18] Sorry, you seem sad.

[04:06:19] What's wrong?

[04:06:20] I got it.

[04:06:21] I got it.

[04:06:22] I got it.

[04:06:23] I got it.

[04:06:24] I got it.

[04:06:25] I got it.

[04:06:26] I got it.

[04:06:27] I got it.

[04:06:28] What's wrong?

[04:06:29] I bought this a new set.

[04:06:32] Damn, you seem mad sad.

[04:06:34] You say you seem really sad.

[04:06:36] You're so sad.

[04:06:37] Bro, why are you being so pouty today?

[04:06:39] I know, bro.

[04:06:40] My boss hasn't shown up today.

[04:06:42] Who is his boss?

[04:06:44] Jerry, you, Brian, the third.

[04:06:46] That's fine.

[04:06:47] I'd be surprised too if I could live in this kind of house.

[04:06:49] God.

[04:06:50] Boss?

[04:06:51] You guys all live here?

[04:06:53] Yeah.

[04:06:54] Hey, why is this bad?

[04:06:55] You know what the worst house was?

[04:06:56] We lived in a house called 3911 of Seta Avenue on Studio City. It was the exact address.

[04:07:01] Probably the most miserable house I've ever been.

[04:07:03] It was just bad vibes.

[04:07:06] Maybe it was haunted.

[04:07:07] Maybe it was haunted. You know, the first day we did think it was haunted.

[04:07:10] Oh, you want to know a fun fact?

[04:07:12] What?

[04:07:13] So, you see this guy right in front of us?

[04:07:14] Yes.

[04:07:15] He was my first switch subscriber.

[04:07:17] Awww.

[04:07:19] Yeah, and now he's got a job.

[04:07:21] Didn't have a job.

[04:07:23] That's so cute.

[04:07:25] Stable or not it gets back to the community

[04:07:38] Let's fucking cook

[04:07:42] My favorite viewer probably

[04:07:46] You're I don't really like

[04:07:48] any of them. But my worst viewer is named Scorpi L2. Yeah, he probably has like 15,000

[04:07:57] hours watching your stream. Your stream? No, yours. He does every, he has everyone's stream

[04:08:02] open hours. Oh, that's crazy. Yeah. Yeah, him and this guy named Jonah. Jonah. Yeah, that's

[04:08:09] That was the name of my, um, Mads we chef, cooking helper, Dona.

[04:08:17] Alright, what's your timer, Mads?

[04:08:19] Um, let me see. Let's check. It's probably on my screen.

[04:08:29] We are currently at 24 minutes.

[04:08:31] Alright, get some water in here, and get a boil.

[04:08:34] Oh, well.

[04:08:35] Mads, like, gloves, you're out.

[04:08:36] No. Alright, do it.

[04:08:37] Do it.

[04:08:38] What do you want?

[04:08:38] I'll keep it.

[04:08:39] OK.

[04:08:40] So I just have to do hot water?

[04:08:41] Yeah.

[04:08:42] I just put it on the stove.

[04:08:43] I have to water it.

[04:08:45] Is it just hot water?

[04:08:47] Yeah.

[04:08:48] All right, guys.

[04:08:51] How much do I fill it up until you think?

[04:08:53] I just want the water to come in clean.

[04:08:56] You know, otherwise, I'm going to get into the water.

[04:08:58] Are they going to drip?

[04:08:59] Oh my god, he's moving.

[04:09:01] Oh my god, he's moving.

[04:09:03] He's not really good.

[04:09:10] You're the same as me, man.

[04:09:15] This is cool, though. I'm not kidding. I've never cooked lobster.

[04:09:18] I've only cooked steaks in my life. Wait.

[04:09:20] I'm not going to have this lobster.

[04:09:22] Wait, so this is...wasn't everyone's...I'm not trying to sound stupid.

[04:09:24] Wasn't everyone speaking crab and lobster?

[04:09:26] Is it just like two different animals?

[04:09:28] Yeah.

[04:09:29] Okay. I always thought they were the same thing.

[04:09:31] Oh, I have. What's the one that you told me about?

[04:09:37] Hello, Iraq officer.

[04:09:39] Yeah, give us your crab dance.

[04:09:41] See, I told you, yeah.

[04:09:42] Okay, hold on. I think it's done, man.

[04:09:44] My crab dance.

[04:09:50] It's good, right?

[04:09:51] It's crab dance, okay.

[04:09:52] Which one are we putting on?

[04:09:54] A lot of fun.

[04:09:55] Hey, you guys have great stones.

[04:09:57] Yup, this is, I'm gonna, I think it's, oh, you know what's, what it was.

[04:10:01] I usually just guess.

[04:10:03] It's just, we're not the mother.

[04:10:05] Or a kid.

[04:10:07] That's the bag.

[04:10:08] Oh my god.

[04:10:09] Okay, gotta get some salts.

[04:10:11] Number one rule of cookies, salt as you go.

[04:10:15] That's what Gordon Ramsay told me.

[04:10:16] Is he that good though?

[04:10:17] He is good.

[04:10:18] Or is he washed?

[04:10:19] No, he's not washed.

[04:10:20] Okay, good, that's good for you.

[04:10:21] He's good, and also, like, he's fucking funny.

[04:10:23] It's fucking funny.

[04:10:24] Like, everything he said is like,

[04:10:26] like you'd be a really good streamer.

[04:10:28] Really?

[04:10:29] You think he would ever do a stream?

[04:10:30] Have you asked him?

[04:10:31] I'm shy.

[04:10:32] I really didn't ask?

[04:10:34] I'm shy.

[04:10:34] Oh my god.

[04:10:35] Maybe you should ask.

[04:10:36] Hey, Siri, call Gordon Ramsay.

[04:10:38] Yeah, Gordon Ramsay.

[04:10:39] Oh, I thought you would have it.

[04:10:40] Okay.

[04:10:41] How much should I do?

[04:10:42] Just do like a generous amount.

[04:10:45] Well, actually, I guess we don't really have

[04:10:46] to stop this one because it's the-

[04:10:48] You want to stop?

[04:10:50] Tell me when to stop, tell me when to stop, tell me when to stop.

[04:10:55] Okay, that's good.

[04:10:56] Okay.

[04:10:57] This is terrible salt finally.

[04:10:58] I told you.

[04:10:59] This is not a good salt.

[04:11:00] I'm sorry about it.

[04:11:01] Yo, I've told you so many times.

[04:11:02] Oh wait, you were mine.

[04:11:03] I told you this is a good salt.

[04:11:04] I fucking told you.

[04:11:05] I knew it, bro.

[04:11:06] I kept trying to tell you.

[04:11:07] He was like, don't get that salt.

[04:11:08] Don't get that salt from work.

[04:11:09] Yeah.

[04:11:10] And I was like, no, that is the greatest salt in the bottle.

[04:11:11] No, no, I'm saying it's such.

[04:11:12] That's fucking good.

[04:11:13] Okay, now.

[04:11:14] No, no, I'm standing as such.

[04:11:16] That's fucking dumb.

[04:11:18] Okay, now!

[04:11:20] Uh-huh.

[04:11:22] We gotta chop some onions.

[04:11:24] So get a plate and put your garlic on here.

[04:11:26] You're gonna cry?

[04:11:28] Okay, where do I put this plate?

[04:11:30] Okay, get a plate.

[04:11:32] You gotta work clean.

[04:11:34] You can't be a director of work clean.

[04:11:38] Fuck.

[04:11:40] Get a plate, you said you need it.

[04:11:42] Why is there so many doors in here?

[04:11:47] Well, let's give it a go.

[04:11:49] Whatever my plates are, please.

[04:11:51] Yeah, I don't know what this sounds like, plates.

[04:11:54] You guys have like a ball cart, but you don't have plates.

[04:11:59] You guys have double ovens?

[04:12:02] No.

[04:12:04] Where are you guys? Chad, whatever my plates?

[04:12:07] They probably don't have plates.

[04:12:10] No, we have plates.

[04:12:12] Oh, wait, plates.

[04:12:13] Oh, plates.

[04:12:14] Oh, plates.

[04:12:15] Oh, plates.

[04:12:16] Duh.

[04:12:17] Duh.

[04:12:18] Of course, here we go.

[04:12:19] Oh, you get good to use.

[04:12:20] Right here.

[04:12:21] Okay, put the garlic on me.

[04:12:23] I'm going to put the first one on.

[04:12:25] Put the first one down.

[04:12:26] I'll switch.

[04:12:27] Oh, use the munch treat.

[04:12:28] Okay.

[04:12:29] I drew the satisfy.

[04:12:30] Okay.

[04:12:31] Top five satisfying ones.

[04:12:32] Oh, my God.

[04:12:33] Did you feel satisfied?

[04:12:34] No, because I spilled a lot on the floor.

[04:12:36] Okay.

[04:12:37] Are you satisfied?

[04:12:38] No, because it spilled a lot on the floor.

[04:12:41] Wait, this kind of looks good.

[04:12:43] Yeah, looks good, right?

[04:12:45] It's not bad, alright, now we're ready.

[04:12:47] Now, I'll take the yellow onions.

[04:12:50] Do you hear it talking on the cake?

[04:12:52] Yes.

[04:12:54] It doesn't.

[04:12:57] Okay, so...

[04:12:59] Oh, bye.

[04:13:01] It's a joke.

[04:13:03] Are you supposed to wash your onions?

[04:13:05] You know there's a new emote on Twitch called Sanyin and it's basically the Sanyimo, but with an onion.

[04:13:09] Awwww.

[04:13:10] You don't know what I'm saying.

[04:13:11] No, I don't.

[04:13:12] Okay, so...

[04:13:13] You always gotta pop off his ugly part here.

[04:13:16] Oh my god, he's so ugly.

[04:13:18] No, he's not that ugly.

[04:13:19] That's the ugly part.

[04:13:20] You were fucking hideous, so what you got, ladies?

[04:13:22] What's so mean?

[04:13:27] That's so mean.

[04:13:28] I know, it's just...

[04:13:29] Okay.

[04:13:30] I get a lady, so I take off the outer layer because it's gross.

[04:13:33] What's this again?

[04:13:35] Are you watching? Are you listening?

[04:13:37] Yes.

[04:13:41] I'm going to give you a grade today.

[04:13:43] Okay. You know I had grades in high school.

[04:13:45] I had 2.1 GPA.

[04:13:47] Out of 4?

[04:13:49] I had 2.1. It's like halfway.

[04:13:51] Okay.

[04:13:53] Look. So you see how this is connected here, right?

[04:13:55] So the trick I like to do is

[04:13:57] you see how there's a space in the knife here?

[04:13:59] You can just do like cuts here.

[04:14:01] You can just do like cuts here and cry.

[04:14:06] Do cuts here like this.

[04:14:09] Are you crying?

[04:14:11] I don't get it, this will make me cry.

[04:14:13] Is it like a myth?

[04:14:14] So if you don't cry from onions,

[04:14:16] your eyes are really dry.

[04:14:19] So people who have like really voiced eyes

[04:14:21] like cry from onions more.

[04:14:23] Okay, so it's done?

[04:14:24] Or are we cutting that sideways?

[04:14:26] So now you can cut sideways.

[04:14:28] Wait, you're looking a pro.

[04:14:30] try to get the smaller pieces like that so you don't have to do like the other way which

[04:14:37] is like that is good work I used to hate onions and then I just like randomly started liking

[04:14:45] them I'm not a big lady yeah yeah all you need is onions

[04:14:50] Yeah, we tried it out.

[04:14:51] Okay, so you can finish off the roof too.

[04:14:54] I don't know what you do, I'll do mine over there.

[04:14:57] We can use that, the onion is going to be kind of chowdered.

[04:15:00] So what is a kind of chowder? I've never had a kind of chowder.

[04:15:03] Wait, where are you from?

[04:15:04] New Jersey.

[04:15:05] You're from New Jersey?

[04:15:06] Cherry County, New Jersey. 08003.

[04:15:08] Oh my god!

[04:15:09] We have to go back.

[04:15:10] No.

[04:15:11] So you guys are like the more wholesome...

[04:15:13] Ooh, see that's, I wouldn't say that.

[04:15:15] So I grew up in Cherry County, New Jersey.

[04:15:17] Do you know that area?

[04:15:18] Oh my god.

[04:15:19] I'm telling you, we had a crime. What is our average income, Chad? I'm losing 150 grand a year.

[04:15:24] What the fuck? That's high enough.

[04:15:27] No, it's not.

[04:15:29] I grew up low income.

[04:15:30] That is, oh my god, this shit's getting sad. What the fuck?

[04:15:35] Wait, is it really?

[04:15:36] It's actually, oh my god.

[04:15:37] Don't cry.

[04:15:38] Don't cry. It's not that type of stream.

[04:15:41] Okay, one.

[04:15:42] Alright, ready?

[04:15:43] First, you cut off the ugly part.

[04:15:46] ugly part, yes!

[04:15:48] fuck, what the fuck out of you?

[04:15:50] oh my god, nothing's other than that thing, too

[04:15:55] oh my god, it's actually making me so sad

[04:15:57] keep shooting

[04:15:58] did I cut off the other ugly part?

[04:16:00] no, wait, you cut off the wrong ugly part

[04:16:03] dude, I told you

[04:16:05] it's hot

[04:16:06] it's not

[04:16:07] okay, now, I'm gonna figure it out, it's a little, but it doesn't...

[04:16:10] we gotta take this off

[04:16:11] fuck, man

[04:16:13] get your shit together

[04:16:14] Oh my god, this is so fucking sad.

[04:16:18] This is actually so fucking sad.

[04:16:21] Wow, I'm not fucking happy right now.

[04:16:24] How do you feel this?

[04:16:26] Am I fucking useless?

[04:16:29] You got this.

[04:16:33] I got him.

[04:16:34] I got him, Brian.

[04:16:36] No time for tears.

[04:16:38] I know.

[04:16:39] Just take off the outer layer, fuck it.

[04:16:42] So that's what I do.

[04:16:44] Okay, now you can...

[04:16:45] Wait, I want to straddle you!

[04:16:47] Okay, okay, okay.

[04:16:48] Okay, so...

[04:16:49] No, no, no, no, no, no!

[04:16:50] So, leave a space here and cut down.

[04:16:53] Yeah, no.

[04:16:54] You know, just cut over.

[04:16:58] Okay, that works.

[04:17:02] Let me put Carl your finger in

[04:17:04] so we don't have to go to the ER.

[04:17:07] Are you actually crying?

[04:17:09] You need some sunglasses right now.

[04:17:11] I'm scared, I'm scared, that's what every girl says about me.

[04:17:27] Oh, you're scaring me!

[04:17:29] Slowly, slowly, slowly.

[04:17:31] It's gonna be okay.

[04:17:33] It's gonna be okay.

[04:17:35] Every little thing?

[04:17:37] Yeah, dude, calm me.

[04:17:39] I thought, where's my proper knife?

[04:17:41] The posture, yes.

[04:17:43] That would do it for your girlfriend.

[04:17:45] You have to make her stay on her period.

[04:17:47] You need to walk in.

[04:17:49] Fuck period.

[04:17:51] Fuck period crap.

[04:17:53] Fuck period crap.

[04:17:55] I'm so fucking emotional!

[04:17:57] I can't fucking move!

[04:17:59] Is he always this emotional?

[04:18:03] No, it's okay. I just skimmed it a little bit. Just a tad.

[04:18:07] What's a little... Hey, so when a cow gets killed, it has a little bit of blood.

[04:18:11] You know what I'm saying? What's the...

[04:18:13] You're not getting killed here.

[04:18:15] What's cooking this is for therapeutic.

[04:18:17] Therapeutic. You know what therapeutic is sitting?

[04:18:19] Imagine you're on low ground, you have no mats, you just fucking mantle on top of the building.

[04:18:23] You get a refresh 500 mats with a slurp juice. Oh my god

[04:18:36] Yeah

[04:18:53] You need to move the legs, not your body.

[04:18:56] I know, but it goes with me.

[04:18:58] I've got a lot of these harnesses.

[04:19:05] That's pretty good, no?

[04:19:06] I like it.

[04:19:07] That's good.

[04:19:08] That's good.

[04:19:09] That's good.

[04:19:10] Let's get that one out of there.

[04:19:12] Yeah, you know what?

[04:19:13] That's fine.

[04:19:14] We're just going to have a few moments.

[04:19:16] Top 10 most emotional moments.

[04:19:19] Am I right, Liz?

[04:19:20] I'm gonna fix this and then...

[04:19:22] Yes.

[04:19:23] That was really emotional.

[04:19:25] Are you crying, too?

[04:19:26] I'm really holding it back right now. It's really simple.

[04:19:28] Wait, really?

[04:19:29] Yeah.

[04:19:30] I don't feel anything.

[04:19:31] It's just really sad in here all of a sudden.

[04:19:33] It's so fucking sad.

[04:19:36] Oh my god, this actually burns my mind.

[04:19:38] What? I'm scared.

[04:19:39] Yeah, should I go get ice cream?

[04:19:40] You might just have to start trauma dumping, bro.

[04:19:43] Okay, if you insist.

[04:19:45] I don't feel anything.

[04:19:46] I don't wanna fuck.

[04:19:47] I'm like, what?

[04:19:48] Okay, I'm not going to rub my eyes, oh I shouldn't have rubbed my eyes!

[04:19:55] Okay, so I bought this sauce by the way, do you want to try it?

[04:20:01] No, we can put it in the thing, they sold this, we're trying it over.

[04:20:05] To that side?

[04:20:06] Yeah, to that side.

[04:20:07] So we can...

[04:20:08] Okay, okay, okay.

[04:20:10] Okay, the last thing I'm going to try is celery.

[04:20:13] It's pretty easy.

[04:20:14] Let's clean up first. Clean this up.

[04:20:26] You listen to that new Drake album?

[04:20:28] I do.

[04:20:29] Did you like it?

[04:20:30] I liked it. I made that Drake album.

[04:20:32] Really?

[04:20:33] No, I didn't listen to it.

[04:20:34] Which one? Teach me?

[04:20:36] No, I didn't listen to it.

[04:20:39] I forgot it was called.

[04:20:41] What does it do?

[04:20:44] Oh, what are you doing?

[04:20:49] I'm trying ice cream.

[04:20:53] Yeah, yeah.

[04:20:55] Yep, whoever fucking ate that at the place knew what they were doing.

[04:21:00] Did I get a smoking part?

[04:21:01] No, no, no, no, no, no.

[04:21:02] I'm gonna go wash this.

[04:21:04] Oh, yeah.

[04:21:06] It's really good.

[04:21:07] Yep.

[04:21:08] Bro, so he was trying to tell me not to get that ice cream.

[04:21:10] That's the crazy part.

[04:21:11] I'm gonna get that ice cream.

[04:21:13] I'm gonna fuck you up.

[04:21:17] Alright, and this is Al.

[04:21:19] I'm gonna get a pasta.

[04:21:21] No trolley.

[04:21:23] Is that fine? I don't know if I'd spill a rabbit.

[04:21:27] What'd you say?

[04:21:29] Okay, now.

[04:21:33] I'm so hungry.

[04:21:35] Oh my god, you want to get ice cream?

[04:21:37] I'm gonna eat something.

[04:21:39] So we're going to fill that up with what she put up with a bit more water and put it in the stuff.

[04:21:45] My pasta is really good.

[04:21:47] Really?

[04:21:48] The only pasta I should get is bolognese.

[04:21:52] That's my go-to, yeah.

[04:21:54] Yeah, I'm just going to put bacon in it.

[04:21:56] How much more?

[04:22:01] Hold on. How much more?

[04:22:03] Okay.

[04:22:04] That's good.

[04:22:05] Put it on the stove.

[04:22:07] She stole a lot.

[04:22:14] I put it on medium high, medium high, medium high, high, high, always high.

[04:22:25] Fucking gosh.

[04:22:27] I can't believe I murdered it.

[04:22:30] Salt, salt, salt, salt.

[04:22:31] And listen, I think I understood the assignment, how you did it.

[04:22:35] like the same I like I would say like maybe like a little more right now

[04:22:46] I was testing honestly wait why would I stop that's perfect

[04:22:58] I mean that's too much.

[04:23:00] No, I'm kidding.

[04:23:02] Okay.

[04:23:04] Dude, guys please, I'm trying to eat the ice cream.

[04:23:06] I'm not doing it.

[04:23:08] You're ready to eat ice cream?

[04:23:10] No.

[04:23:12] No, no, no.

[04:23:14] Okay, now we're going to make...

[04:23:16] Siamese.

[04:23:18] Sorry, go ahead.

[04:23:20] Pasta, tomatoes.

[04:23:22] No, let's do this.

[04:23:24] Okay, we're going to...

[04:23:26] We need a pan for our apple-cum-pum.

[04:23:28] C'mon, c'mon, c'mon.

[04:23:34] How about baking sheet?

[04:23:36] How about a baking sheet? Who doesn't have a baking sheet?

[04:23:40] Ooh, no baking sheet.

[04:23:47] Fuck, this is the mob of the dead.

[04:23:50] Why, you guys have a lot of shit.

[04:23:52] So basically, a mob of death is a golden spoon, a golden sport, and actually you can get it by throwing a tomahawk right next to it in a pack of hunch, actually.

[04:23:57] A tomahawk steak?

[04:23:58] Gotcha.

[04:23:59] Let me see what else I got.

[04:24:04] No, no.

[04:24:05] What are we looking for here? What do you need?

[04:24:07] A tissue.

[04:24:19] I don't have a tissue.

[04:24:20] Oh, I thought you guys didn't make those apple crumbles.

[04:24:23] No!

[04:24:24] Apple crumbles!

[04:24:26] Green apples.

[04:24:28] Wait, do you need a baking sheet?

[04:24:30] Well, I do think we need to put it up.

[04:24:33] Well, I swear we have it.

[04:24:34] We did not ask for it.

[04:24:36] Come on, let me get the other one.

[04:24:38] Yeah.

[04:24:39] Get the other one.

[04:24:40] Check your third of it.

[04:24:42] You lucky motherfucker.

[04:24:42] You're so lucky.

[04:24:44] Well, how do we have a baking sheet?

[04:24:45] I still have it.

[04:24:47] I thought you guys had one, too.

[04:24:48] You should ask them.

[04:24:48] WOOOOOOSH!

[04:24:49] WOOOOOOSH!

[04:24:51] WOOOOOOSH!

[04:24:53] Oh wait, Silky could find it either.

[04:24:55] Wait, Lacey, use them both?

[04:24:58] Why? I can't cook.

[04:24:59] No, because I think it's when they made the macaroni.

[04:25:03] Oh, it's probably in that the macaroni's probably in it.

[04:25:07] It's in it?

[04:25:08] Should I try one?

[04:25:09] Should I put this in the oven?

[04:25:11] Should I try one? Make sure.

[04:25:13] That looks good, should we eat some?

[04:25:14] Should I try one?

[04:25:16] Wait, what are those? Are balls?

[04:25:18] Can I try the non-molds?

[04:25:20] Eat it up and nod.

[04:25:22] Wait, is this your actual?

[04:25:24] I'm having this THC in it though.

[04:25:34] Who cooked this shit?

[04:25:36] It's nasty.

[04:25:38] Oh no, it's actually pretty good.

[04:25:40] It's good.

[04:25:42] Did I cook this yesterday or two days ago?

[04:25:44] Mmm, that's good.

[04:25:46] I can give you my recipe.

[04:25:48] I'll let you know.

[04:25:49] Alright.

[04:25:50] Era one, fairies.

[04:25:51] That's why I'm chasing you.

[04:25:54] Alright, so we only can't do...

[04:25:56] Wait, they're saying it might be the dishwasher.

[04:25:59] Oh, when?

[04:26:00] Oh, here it is.

[04:26:01] Thank you.

[04:26:02] I swear to you.

[04:26:03] Wait, that's pretty good.

[04:26:05] You're chasing the water.

[04:26:06] Take the water one.

[04:26:08] The other ones have water in it.

[04:26:11] Is this oven seat?

[04:26:15] So now I'm gonna get asked for it.

[04:26:17] No, we didn't use that. We actually did use it on my sweater.

[04:26:20] Really?

[04:26:21] But I remember this, I think we took one out.

[04:26:23] Yeah, you see?

[04:26:24] Oh yeah.

[04:26:25] Should I take one out?

[04:26:26] No, no, no, no.

[04:26:27] Get it inside of the bed.

[04:26:28] Wait, what?

[04:26:29] I don't know.

[04:26:30] I was like, look.

[04:26:31] I trust you.

[04:26:32] It's gonna be in the other room.

[04:26:34] I think, right?

[04:26:35] It looks like bed.

[04:26:36] I think you just took it out completely.

[04:26:38] Yeah, you did.

[04:26:39] Okay, this will work.

[04:26:40] All right, stand up.

[04:26:41] Ah!

[04:26:42] No!

[04:26:43] I just don't know what happened. It's okay.

[04:26:47] Arsi, someone's calling me.

[04:26:50] Hey, hey, hey.

[04:26:53] Okay, I want to peel apples, but I'm scared.

[04:26:58] You don't have a knife.

[04:27:03] Can you do it slowly?

[04:27:05] You know, I can do it.

[04:27:09] Wait, can I have some good?

[04:27:13] I'm not against eating ever. So like he was trying to eat his kind of embarrassing stuff.

[04:27:25] He was like, how do you peel an apple? Oh, how do you peel an apple? That was really

[04:27:29] dying to know. Oh, okay. How do you peel an apple before? I peel an apple before. I just

[04:27:33] eat a peanut. Yeah, it's kind of just, yeah. It's second and

[04:27:36] I mean just literally like look at this look how easy that will be careful because you don't want to like

[04:27:54] This is just fucking easy

[04:27:58] Damn sorry you look sad today

[04:28:06] Do you need a hug?

[04:28:07] No.

[04:28:10] Fuck!

[04:28:11] I know that.

[04:28:12] Where do you have to rune?

[04:28:15] Huh?

[04:28:16] Okay.

[04:28:20] It's like Wimby missing a dome.

[04:28:22] Okay, the guy's not so big.

[04:28:24] I know.

[04:28:27] Our old kitchen, it used to smell like mold every single second of the day.

[04:28:30] Ew!

[04:28:31] You remember that, Lace?

[04:28:32] That was not good.

[04:28:32] It might have been the worst experience ever.

[04:28:34] I'm not supposed to get to this part too, or not?

[04:28:37] Okay, do you want?

[04:28:38] I'm a trained professional.

[04:28:39] No, no, we can just cut it off.

[04:28:40] I'm a trained professional.

[04:28:41] No, no, no, that's good.

[04:28:42] We can just cut it off.

[04:28:43] I'm a trained professional.

[04:28:44] That's good, that's good, that's good.

[04:28:46] We'll cut it off, we'll cut it off.

[04:28:47] I'm a trained professional.

[04:28:48] Pineapple, pineapple.

[04:28:49] I'll stop you.

[04:28:50] Okay, we'll do this.

[04:28:51] And then you want to cut, like...

[04:28:52] One time I got apples from the garden that was in my area.

[04:28:56] I'm a blast review.

[04:28:57] It was the hood still, but it was just a garden.

[04:28:59] And when I went to grab an apple, I made a cut.

[04:29:02] And then when I went to grab an apple,

[04:29:04] I made a joke to my friends, I was like this.

[04:29:06] Oh my God, it's so good.

[04:29:07] And I fell backwards, like, you know how like

[04:29:09] in cartoons we beat each other, it's like,

[04:29:11] ooh, you know what I'm talking about, Liz?

[04:29:13] Yeah.

[04:29:13] And I fell back and I landed on a bee

[04:29:15] and it stung the top of my head.

[04:29:17] Oh, wow.

[04:29:23] Keep feeling it.

[04:29:29] It's about that way.

[04:29:30] I've never had apple crumbler, crumbler, crumbler, I don't know, was that the ice cream?

[04:29:45] No, it's one of the spoonfuls.

[04:29:47] Oh no, that doesn't look like ice cream.

[04:29:49] What was the best ice cream growing up?

[04:29:51] Like from like, you know the trucks?

[04:29:53] I was a big fan of the snow colors.

[04:29:55] You like the snow colors?

[04:29:57] Yup.

[04:29:58] You do seem like a snow color kid.

[04:29:59] I like the chocolate dip.

[04:30:01] Oh, that's like some fat shit.

[04:30:07] It's good.

[04:30:08] I'm a fat shit.

[04:30:11] Snow cone, that's like...

[04:30:13] I don't know, she called me a snow cone kid, I said fat shit.

[04:30:15] I'm sorry, like, I don't know.

[04:30:18] Snow cone's crazy.

[04:30:19] Really?

[04:30:20] I feel like you would have been the, you know, the spider-man obstacle.

[04:30:24] Oh, everyone knows the SpongeBob and the Sonic one.

[04:30:26] The Sonic one, it was the...

[04:30:28] It's classic.

[04:30:29] The sonic one was good.

[04:30:30] No, but I was more of the snow cone, the blue raspberry, or the rainbow that you get.

[04:30:34] Aw.

[04:30:35] Yeah.

[04:30:36] You know what I mean?

[04:30:38] Snow cones.

[04:30:39] These things are good.

[04:30:40] Snow cones are weird.

[04:30:41] There's a lot of snow cones.

[04:30:50] Did I scream something?

[04:30:51] Now it is or not?

[04:30:52] I think it's nice to be drunk where I am.

[04:30:54] Really?

[04:30:55] Yeah.

[04:30:56] Maybe I cut this?

[04:30:57] Then you're going to cut the core, and then you're going to cut outside the core, so.

[04:31:04] Core, that's our group name.

[04:31:06] Oh yeah.

[04:31:07] Like cut outside the core like right here.

[04:31:10] Okay.

[04:31:11] And then you're going to cut really pretty shoes.

[04:31:16] Easy.

[04:31:17] I think I'll wrap into the core a little bit.

[04:31:22] Wait, so you can replant these?

[04:31:26] I'm not sure. I'm gonna try that.

[04:31:30] Okay, now what I do is I just make cute little things.

[04:31:33] Yeah.

[04:31:33] But like...

[04:31:35] Oh yeah!

[04:31:37] But like you...

[04:31:39] You seem to be doing a good job.

[04:31:41] That's a little too thin.

[04:31:43] I fucking knew it. Oh my fucking god.

[04:31:45] Yeah, but no, you're not.

[04:31:47] You just take it. It's good enough.

[04:31:49] God, I'm such a failure.

[04:31:51] Oh my fucking god.

[04:31:53] Okay, some people aren't.

[04:31:55] But like I don't know it's just like I just don't know

[04:32:11] So

[04:32:25] like someone grab these apples and you want to honor the apples like that yes

[04:32:33] do you want to eat a piece that's like no no fuck no get that shit out of my

[04:32:39] face oh my god that looks yummy wait would you eat it

[04:32:45] I like to eat the skin.

[04:32:48] Why are you shitty salt?

[04:32:50] Blaze, I knew it. I told you so.

[04:32:52] Wait, shit! Our apples taste like garlic.

[04:32:54] What the fuck? Did you not clean it?

[04:32:56] You're always supposed to clean it up.

[04:32:58] Oh ladies, clean it up, ladies and gentlemen.

[04:33:00] What?

[04:33:02] What the fuck happened to her?

[04:33:05] What the fuck happened?

[04:33:09] Just, let's load it.

[04:33:11] It's good done now.

[04:33:13] That's all that loft shirt goes.

[04:33:17] Okay, we're just going to drain it and then we're going to let it dry and then we're

[04:33:22] going to, it's fine, this is normal.

[04:33:23] Do you want to go drain it?

[04:33:24] I'm going to let it drain.

[04:33:25] Do you have a strainer?

[04:33:26] I don't know what that is.

[04:33:27] That was like a live deglugging.

[04:33:28] Can you clean that?

[04:33:29] Okay, so you want me to clean that and you cut?

[04:33:30] I'll cut that off.

[04:33:31] Okay fine, sounds good.

[04:33:32] That is I was like a live

[04:33:38] Okay, so you want me to clean that you cut

[04:33:44] Thank you for the matters

[04:33:52] 200

[04:33:55] Yes, I'm sure they're gonna want to get funny for that for me because they love me

[04:33:59] Thank you so much for the fucking 50.

[04:34:03] Go ahead bro, maybe she'll give you some good content. I'm over here cleaning.

[04:34:07] Okay, let's see.

[04:34:09] What happened here?

[04:34:13] I'm telling you, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

[04:34:30] Yeah, you know this song?

[04:34:33] No.

[04:34:34] You know Kanye West?

[04:34:36] Yeah.

[04:34:37] Yeah?

[04:34:38] Yeah.

[04:34:39] Did you go to the concert?

[04:34:41] No, I went.

[04:34:42] Oh, yes I did.

[04:34:44] I cried when he played Yoastown.

[04:34:47] That's all I'm gonna do.

[04:34:57] Oh, wow.

[04:34:59] You don't have to admit that.

[04:35:01] I didn't know.

[04:35:02] We had a fun show last day.

[04:35:04] I'll shout out a little Hezzy and not I-Racy fuck those guys.

[04:35:09] Is this clean?

[04:35:11] Yeah, okay, now put that take the lobster.

[04:35:13] Take the lobster.

[04:35:15] You're gonna strain the lobster.

[04:35:17] I'm gonna take it out already.

[04:35:19] Oh, there it is.

[04:35:21] I'll put this in the sink.

[04:35:23] Wait, so this fucking sink

[04:35:25] has shit everywhere.

[04:35:27] You gotta go.

[04:35:29] I got it, I got it, I got it.

[04:35:31] Don't worry.

[04:35:33] Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea.

[04:35:35] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[04:35:37] It's mac and cheese!

[04:35:39] First, hold it.

[04:35:41] I know.

[04:35:43] It's going to get all oil.

[04:35:45] Hmph.

[04:35:47] Shhh.

[04:35:49] Shhh.

[04:35:51] Shhh.

[04:35:53] Shhh.

[04:35:55] Shhh.

[04:35:57] Shhh.

[04:35:59] Shhh.

[04:36:01] Shhh.

[04:36:03] Shhh.

[04:36:05] Okay, sorry.

[04:36:07] Yeah, I knew you would.

[04:36:09] Fucking dorks, I'm a dork.

[04:36:11] Alright, so turn it off though?

[04:36:13] You're gonna turn it off?

[04:36:15] Yes.

[04:36:17] So now, um...

[04:36:21] You wanna straighten the whole thing, so put it into the straightening.

[04:36:25] Be very careful.

[04:36:27] Oh no.

[04:36:29] There you go.

[04:36:35] Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my fucking god.

[04:36:42] Okay, do I put the lobster in it too?

[04:36:44] Yeah, you gotta put the lobster in it.

[04:36:46] Oh my fucking god, it stinks.

[04:36:48] Jesus weeks.

[04:36:50] What?

[04:36:52] Yes, you're doing good.

[04:36:54] Oh my god, they're golden.

[04:36:56] So they get cooked in red like this.

[04:36:58] Holy shit, that looks good.

[04:37:00] Yeah, I put red lobster emoji.

[04:37:02] Oh my god.

[04:37:04] Me?

[04:37:06] Beautiful color.

[04:37:10] What's with this?

[04:37:11] That's printed on you.

[04:37:13] This one's fat.

[04:37:15] That's fat, bitch!

[04:37:16] Oh my god.

[04:37:18] How do you know if it's a growner boy?

[04:37:20] I don't want to plan or anything.

[04:37:22] Do you want to check?

[04:37:26] I don't want to see nothing.

[04:37:29] To be fair though.

[04:37:31] Okay, I'll let you do the problem.

[04:37:33] You need to get your clothes off.

[04:37:35] Oh my god, what if you cook a meal and I put it in a box with her?

[04:37:38] Yeah, I'll do that.

[04:37:45] What are you fucking laughing at, bro?

[04:37:49] Sorry about that.

[04:37:51] I'm just cleaning up off.

[04:37:55] I love cleaning.

[04:37:57] You didn't?

[04:37:58] My wife hasn't sold it.

[04:37:59] My wife hasn't sold it?

[04:38:00] is it work oh yeah we're back let's go chat we have Wi-Fi W fucking like man we

[04:38:09] finally have Wi-Fi we haven't had Wi-Fi since we moved in we're back baby

[04:38:18] Dude, I'm not going to...

[04:38:20] Motherfucker!

[04:38:22] Who fucking was going to tell me they're still hot?

[04:38:26] I thought it was cool down.

[04:38:30] You ever do that as a kid?

[04:38:32] No.

[04:38:33] You never heard the song?

[04:38:34] I put my hand in the stove!

[04:38:37] Wait, you're welcome. They're pretty good.

[04:38:39] Dude, you know what?

[04:38:40] You want me to be a singer?

[04:38:41] I could be a singer.

[04:38:42] You could be a singer.

[04:38:43] The chat wants me to sing, yeah.

[04:38:44] You could be a singer, slash shot.

[04:38:48] What the fuck are you laughing at?

[04:38:53] Noodles?

[04:38:54] Yeah, noodles are good again.

[04:38:56] Where are lobsters at?

[04:38:57] We're gonna sell those out now.

[04:38:58] Well, we have to finish the apples first.

[04:38:59] Do one more apple here.

[04:39:00] Okay, but I wanna touch the lobster.

[04:39:01] You wanna touch the lobster?

[04:39:02] You touch the lobster not the pot.

[04:39:03] We're gonna have an appeal lobster.

[04:39:04] You're fired from apple cutting.

[04:39:05] You're fired from apple cutting.

[04:39:06] Where's the lobster?

[04:39:07] Peel.

[04:39:08] Sure.

[04:39:09] Okay.

[04:39:10] Okay.

[04:39:11] Okay.

[04:39:12] Okay.

[04:39:13] Okay.

[04:39:14] Okay.

[04:39:15] Where's the lobster? Peel. Peel the apple. No, it's not. Stop eating it. I'm not lying, this is- I'm over spitting my head!

[04:39:25] I put my hand on stone to see if I still bleed and nothing hurts anymore. I feel kind of madder. Thank you, thank you.

[04:39:39] You should sing instead of hook.

[04:39:41] Oh, okay.

[04:39:44] You know who Yo knows is?

[04:39:45] No.

[04:39:47] She's going to help me sing one of these glissons.

[04:39:49] Oh, but sing your Yo knows?

[04:39:50] Yup.

[04:39:52] Wait, are you part of Drake's friends?

[04:39:54] You know that mean Yo knows?

[04:39:55] Oh, yeah.

[04:39:56] Classic.

[04:39:57] Have you ever seen Bradley Martin stop me?

[04:39:59] Bradley Martin.

[04:40:01] Have you ever seen the Broga get down me?

[04:40:03] No.

[04:40:05] Have you seen the payphone me?

[04:40:06] No.

[04:40:07] Do you think I'm fucking... I should shut the fuck up?

[04:40:12] Yes.

[04:40:13] It's okay guys.

[04:40:19] Why is this all hot in here?

[04:40:20] It's really hot in here.

[04:40:22] It's really hot in here.

[04:40:23] I told you it was hot.

[04:40:24] Look at all this just there.

[04:40:25] What do you use it for?

[04:40:26] It's a little bit more.

[04:40:27] It's about $69.

[04:40:28] $68.

[04:40:29] Or maybe if you're really funny, put it on a $67.

[04:40:32] Oh, I'll give you a spondant.

[04:40:34] Because a bacon is easy.

[04:40:35] Oh my god.

[04:40:39] Ooh, that steak looks good.

[04:40:41] Really?

[04:40:43] I'm not.

[04:40:44] You just gotta tell me.

[04:40:46] What big fans do you have for food?

[04:40:48] How much can you eat?

[04:40:50] On a daily, I usually consume about 5,000 calories.

[04:40:53] Are you serious?

[04:40:55] Yeah, I mean...

[04:40:56] That's cap.

[04:40:57] That's cap, I'm not even sure.

[04:40:59] I'm fucking large.

[04:41:00] How many calories can you eat?

[04:41:02] So, I think I just told you, 5,000.

[04:41:07] Yeah, the most, I usually try to eat around like, under 2,000.

[04:41:13] For the past like 70 days, I've been eating like 1,500 dollars a day.

[04:41:16] I'm trying to go on a weight loss journey.

[04:41:18] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[04:41:20] I'm just helping you.

[04:41:21] No, stop.

[04:41:22] Okay.

[04:41:24] Yeah, I've been going on a weight loss journey because I'm at 29% body fat.

[04:41:28] You're at 29% body fat?

[04:41:30] Is that a lot?

[04:41:32] No.

[04:41:34] Like, overweight is like 45.

[04:41:36] So why are you a model?

[04:41:38] Like, to put it in perspective, like...

[04:41:40] Who's like a model? Okay, like Marlin.

[04:41:42] Marlin's like 22% body fat.

[04:41:44] I think I'm like 18 or 19.

[04:41:46] Hey, I'll say we're like...

[04:41:48] Okay, uh, I'm gonna give you a job.

[04:41:52] Yeah.

[04:41:54] Dude, this is so cool.

[04:41:56] Look at this, though.

[04:41:58] Uh, I need a cutting board. Should I do it on the table?

[04:42:02] You can use, um...

[04:42:04] This looks fucking yummy.

[04:42:06] Can I just use a pan?

[04:42:08] No, the pans for apple crumble.

[04:42:10] Apple crumble. I love that.

[04:42:12] I love apples. Oh my god.

[04:42:14] Dude, we're gonna cut this on chat.

[04:42:16] Someone help me. Please?

[04:42:18] Make it pancake. Make it pancake.

[04:42:20] Pancakes.

[04:42:22] Oh, you know that shit.

[04:42:24] This is fun.

[04:42:26] The best cartoon growing up on Ironically, I would actually put Adventure Time up there.

[04:42:31] But I think that was really good!

[04:42:32] But I would say, and this is a hot take, I think Adventure Time is better than Regular Show.

[04:42:37] Regular Show.

[04:42:39] Regular Show, I don't think so.

[04:42:41] I think Regular Show is like okay, but I mean, I don't know, bro.

[04:42:46] I really, really like Adventure Time.

[04:42:48] Yeah, I think you like it.

[04:42:50] How should I cut this?

[04:42:52] Here, you can have the cutting edge.

[04:42:54] I have a pain in my flesh. I'm an old bro. What am I doing in my fucking life?

[04:43:04] Hey, I need a small slice of you.

[04:43:11] So you know what I've realized throughout this whole credit process?

[04:43:13] What?

[04:43:14] I'm really just talking and like you're just doing it all.

[04:43:16] No, you can do it. You can do it.

[04:43:17] I know but every time I do it.

[04:43:18] You don't have to pay attention.

[04:43:19] Look.

[04:43:20] Look.

[04:43:21] You see this line? It's really easy, okay? Just do this amount.

[04:43:23] Yeah, look at it. Observe the amount and then just like this and then this. Easy. That's just bacon bits is what it's called.

[04:43:30] Yeah.

[04:43:33] Like scared to even a knife. Knife posture. Knife posture.

[04:43:38] In and out. Yeah. In and out. I love In and out. Okay.

[04:43:42] I'm down to get food after this if you're over it.

[04:43:45] Wait, do you guys, are you guys eating in the middle? Oh, come on.

[04:43:48] Wait, we don't need food. We're cooking with beef.

[04:43:50] We're cooking a feast! We don't need it now! That's disrespectful!

[04:43:54] Fucking god, though.

[04:43:56] I'm managing a double double no onions, no lettuce.

[04:44:00] Oh my fucking god!

[04:44:02] Who the fuck-

[04:44:03] Get it with the chopped chilies.

[04:44:04] What is the chopped chilies?

[04:44:05] You never add the chopped chilies to your internet, would you?

[04:44:07] Well, you're giving me a new tip.

[04:44:08] Do you like spicy?

[04:44:09] I love spicy food.

[04:44:10] You like spicy food?

[04:44:11] I love spicy food.

[04:44:12] Okay, so I have this spicy, so I was gonna try it.

[04:44:14] The basso?

[04:44:15] Yeah, try it.

[04:44:16] Do we need this part?

[04:44:17] Yeah, this part should be good.

[04:44:19] So that is called the world's hottest sauce.

[04:44:24] Wait, really?

[04:44:25] You want to try a tiny bit?

[04:44:26] I'm not scared.

[04:44:27] Yeah, I know.

[04:44:28] I did it to my friend's.

[04:44:29] I eat yesterday and he started panicking.

[04:44:31] Yeah, I'm not scared.

[04:44:33] Yeah.

[04:44:34] I know.

[04:44:35] I also did it to one of my friends.

[04:44:39] He's also eating a Chinese foreign exchange soup.

[04:44:42] Are you eating our food?

[04:44:45] I'm hungry.

[04:44:46] Hey, hungry, I'm raw.

[04:44:48] I'm full of jokes today

[04:44:52] Dude ladies I keep telling you to clean and like you just choose not because what do you do at this part?

[04:44:57] It's where it gets tricky because it's like

[04:45:04] Thank you

[04:45:08] My rank is up

[04:45:18] What's wrong? Did you eat a rock?

[04:45:20] No, no.

[04:45:21] What did you eat?

[04:45:22] It's not even seasoned yet. I haven't eaten my sauce yet.

[04:45:25] Stop it!

[04:45:26] How do you eat your face?

[04:45:28] It's one of the smelly...

[04:45:30] Alright, let me wash my face.

[04:45:32] You go after my face.

[04:45:34] Are you just eating salt?

[04:45:37] Dude, I keep telling the guys...

[04:45:39] Where's the oil?

[04:45:41] Oh, the oil. Extra, extra virgin.

[04:45:44] This one doesn't get any places together.

[04:45:46] Yeah, I'm joking. It's... Okay.

[04:45:48] Should I put it in the pan?

[04:45:50] Yeah, but I don't know what. This is gonna be for a clown challenge.

[04:45:54] You guys not... Oh, but you guys have a little bit of a thought, don't you?

[04:45:57] What the fuck kind of glitch is this?

[04:46:02] What the fuck is going on?

[04:46:04] It's unlimited! What the fuck? Hold on!

[04:46:07] I'm sorry.

[04:46:09] He's around a bit.

[04:46:13] What the fuck?

[04:46:14] I told you

[04:46:19] I know I told you it's glitched treat my great servers

[04:46:32] Well, yeah, I just found some

[04:46:38] I got it

[04:46:42] How much should I put that real quick?

[04:46:44] I think there are hands off the thing.

[04:46:50] We're going to start cleaning this and then we'll do the lobster now.

[04:46:56] You love smelling it.

[04:47:00] Oh my god.

[04:47:02] Hold on.

[04:47:04] Hold on if I get scared.

[04:47:06] Okay.

[04:47:08] Let me do that.

[04:47:10] Sorry.

[04:47:12] I did learn this last time.

[04:47:14] Oh that's because I was tricking you.

[04:47:16] So you go from the middle.

[04:47:18] Cut the ugly root off this.

[04:47:20] Now cut it and try it vertically.

[04:47:28] No, no, no, no, no.

[04:47:30] Yes.

[04:47:38] Mm-hmm.

[04:47:40] You're playing cooking mama growing up on the week?

[04:47:42] I played on the DS.

[04:47:43] That's why I play too.

[04:47:45] I think you can cut it.

[04:47:46] You can cut it hurtfully again?

[04:47:48] Yeah, we want them super fine.

[04:47:49] No one wants to eat fuck-ass celery in their shoes.

[04:47:51] What the fuck? Ew, no, ew.

[04:47:53] Yeah, but you just wanted for the freshness,

[04:47:54] so you cut it really thin and minced

[04:47:56] so you can't really taste the texture.

[04:47:59] Today I found out that mints are actually like vegetables.

[04:48:08] Mint?

[04:48:09] Yeah.

[04:48:10] Right?

[04:48:11] Is it mom?

[04:48:13] We found it in the store.

[04:48:15] Mints, right?

[04:48:16] But mints, like, that's what it's made of.

[04:48:19] What mints?

[04:48:21] Bro, life's stupid.

[04:48:22] Like dumb mints?

[04:48:23] Yeah, is that not what we saw today, guys?

[04:48:25] You really told me that.

[04:48:26] Yeah, it comes out that you can grow it.

[04:48:28] And it's an ingredient.

[04:48:31] Yeah, mint.

[04:48:32] Mint Earth.

[04:48:33] It's not the same as you for gum.

[04:48:37] So basically every time I eat mint, I'm eating healthy.

[04:48:50] So if I eat mint chocolate chip ice cream, it's healthier.

[04:48:54] Okay.

[04:48:55] It's really hot in here guys.

[04:48:57] Is it?

[04:48:58] Now, make sure it's lined up so it's easier.

[04:49:05] Can you guys try?

[04:49:07] Can you do it?

[04:49:08] Yes.

[04:49:09] Let's do it really thinly.

[04:49:10] We've got to start maximizing.

[04:49:11] We're like...

[04:49:12] Just thinly like that.

[04:49:13] You want me to do it straight?

[04:49:14] I mean I just taught you that you can try it.

[04:49:15] I'm just ready to do that.

[04:49:16] Okay, so, got it.

[04:49:17] Okay.

[04:49:18] Yeah, got it.

[04:49:19] Thin.

[04:49:20] Thin.

[04:49:21] Thin.

[04:49:22] Yeah

[04:49:31] Move your fingers

[04:49:42] I've been making everything so far bro. Yep

[04:49:52] Get it together!

[04:49:54] Oh, it's real.

[04:49:56] Wait, is it real?

[04:49:58] No, no.

[04:50:00] Have you just cut this here?

[04:50:02] You know what, Brandon?

[04:50:04] Wait, so the other one's fake?

[04:50:06] It's a good size for a lizard.

[04:50:08] No, it's honestly...

[04:50:10] Wait, let me see.

[04:50:12] No, it's just...

[04:50:14] It's just a little bit of a weird thing.

[04:50:16] It's just a little bit of a weird thing.

[04:50:18] It's just a little bit of a weird thing.

[04:50:20] Wait, let me see it.

[04:50:22] No, it's just like a little color, but it's all just a little bit.

[04:50:25] It's just a skin, though. It's fine.

[04:50:26] It's not really there.

[04:50:27] No.

[04:50:31] Okay, go put the oil in the pan.

[04:50:34] No more cutting for you. You're done.

[04:50:36] It's great, so I'm banned.

[04:50:38] Alright, how much oil would you say?

[04:50:40] Not all, you're done.

[04:50:44] Don't guide me. Watch.

[04:50:46] Oh, actually, we don't need oil because we're putting baking in there.

[04:50:49] This one. Look.

[04:50:56] I love cooking. This is so therapeutic.

[04:51:03] Why does everyone say that about me?

[04:51:05] Are you putting-

[04:51:06] I've never seen someone read that.

[04:51:08] What?

[04:51:09] You're putting multiple rebels in a fucking cup?

[04:51:12] Yeah.

[04:51:13] You're gonna over dose.

[04:51:15] No, I've been doing this since I was 13.

[04:51:19] You can put a little bit here and there and see if it sizzles.

[04:51:30] Ooh!

[04:51:31] Put the good and good in here.

[04:51:32] All the peppers.

[04:51:33] That's right.

[04:51:34] Yeah.

[04:51:35] So these are called bacon bits, right?

[04:51:36] Yeah.

[04:51:37] Do you want?

[04:51:38] You got it!

[04:51:39] Yeah, you can do it.

[04:51:45] You got it!

[04:51:50] Hey chat, who's enjoying the cooking train?

[04:51:52] Stop them, they...

[04:51:55] You cook every day, Briscoe, or do you ever, like, order?

[04:51:59] I cook, order, and eat out.

[04:52:01] Really?

[04:52:02] I just like eat food all the time.

[04:52:04] Dude, wait.

[04:52:05] So, I do the same thing, but somehow I'm...

[04:52:07] 30% body fat. I don't know how I got here. This is a lot. Is this fine?

[04:52:14] Okay, that's done.

[04:52:16] That just keeps stacking it.

[04:52:22] Not the flour.

[04:52:25] Oh, she's real.

[04:52:31] I think I'm sticking my son out of this.

[04:52:37] Okay, can I put them around?

[04:52:39] No, I'm going to sit.

[04:52:41] I'm going to sit.

[04:52:43] Go talk to the locksmith.

[04:52:46] Alright, hey buddy.

[04:52:48] I know I just murdered you, but you're gonna taste so good.

[04:52:54] You're gonna taste so good, dude.

[04:52:57] Wow.

[04:52:58] You look so good too.

[04:53:02] But this thing was really alive, like now and now.

[04:53:06] Yeah, well, it was like day 3 dying.

[04:53:09] I've never seen that before.

[04:53:11] Should I open them up or no?

[04:53:13] No, I think you have to open them up.

[04:53:15] Okay.

[04:53:17] What's that for me?

[04:53:19] This is the light.

[04:53:21] It's looking good.

[04:53:23] It's looking better.

[04:53:25] Okay, fine.

[04:53:27] Let's do the dill.

[04:53:29] Yeah, let's do it.

[04:53:31] Let's do the dill.

[04:53:33] Let's do the dill.

[04:53:35] Let's do the dill.

[04:53:37] Yeah, that's right, that's right, that's right.

[04:53:43] It's in the front of the truck.

[04:53:45] Of course it's in the front.

[04:53:49] Where's pepper?

[04:53:55] You're supposed to do all of it at the same time.

[04:53:57] Yeah. Where's pepper?

[04:53:59] Yeah, okay.

[04:54:07] It's a little hot.

[04:54:14] Look at that.

[04:54:19] We wanted a little hearty really to go with the sauce.

[04:54:27] That is so good.

[04:54:32] That is so good!

[04:54:34] Oh my fucking god!

[04:54:36] That's not supposed to be good!

[04:54:38] Oh my god! I get it now!

[04:54:40] People get fat! That is good!

[04:54:42] The ice cream scene might sound like that.

[04:54:44] I'll get the ice cream scene.

[04:54:48] I got a teammate for it in a little bit.

[04:54:54] I hope I don't get food poisoning.

[04:54:58] Fine, I'll just do it.

[04:55:02] I'm not putting the cold bread, the ice cream hit my stomach.

[04:55:09] I'm not putting it in my mouth, I'm going to throw it out the gas, it's going to start

[04:55:13] saying it's a smell.

[04:55:14] Are you doing good?

[04:55:15] Yeah.

[04:55:16] I'm doing it.

[04:55:17] I'm doing it.

[04:55:18] I'm doing it.

[04:55:19] What were you looking at?

[04:55:20] No.

[04:55:21] I'm doing it.

[04:55:22] I'm doing it.

[04:55:23] I'm doing it.

[04:55:24] No. Oh, I'm my soul. Is it the lobster that exploded? It's the lobster that's not exploded.

[04:55:37] Don't fucking down. Actually, it might have. Yeah.

[04:55:41] Can we also explode multiple guns?

[04:55:48] No!

[04:55:50] Really?

[04:55:52] This is looking really good.

[04:55:58] Yeah?

[04:55:59] So would you say for someone like me who orders about like $100 of food a day?

[04:56:05] That's fucking crazy.

[04:56:07] No, yeah, I really do.

[04:56:10] Which meal? No, it's really not mine.

[04:56:12] Sometimes I'm gonna be like 60 bucks.

[04:56:16] Like Air Wand.

[04:56:19] Would you say it's cheaper to cook?

[04:56:24] Yes.

[04:56:25] Always?

[04:56:28] It's usually cheaper to cook all the time.

[04:56:31] I feel like it's gonna be crispy.

[04:56:32] Are you even farting?

[04:56:34] No, I'm so exposed.

[04:56:36] No, I think you hide.

[04:56:45] I put it back on high.

[04:56:46] Yeah.

[04:56:47] Definitely cut it on the law.

[04:56:48] Because the law is acting weird at the beginning too.

[04:56:51] I knew it.

[04:56:52] I'm like a joke law officer.

[04:56:53] Is it?

[04:56:54] Oh, is it a joke?

[04:56:56] Tell us a joke.

[04:56:59] No.

[04:57:00] Okay, now we're going to cut the law through.

[04:57:04] Okay.

[04:57:05] I am.

[04:57:08] I got drinks today.

[04:57:09] What am I gonna put in my nose?

[04:57:14] Why are you so gassy?

[04:57:15] What?

[04:57:18] Okay, I have something to say.

[04:57:20] I feel like coming forward is like something...

[04:57:22] Oh my god.

[04:57:23] Something in my nose.

[04:57:24] I think it's a little on the spices of my own.

[04:57:26] Okay, so I think coming clean is something we should all do.

[04:57:29] No, come on.

[04:57:30] Yeah.

[04:57:31] I agree.

[04:57:32] I eat ice cream.

[04:57:37] It was me.

[04:57:42] I'm also lactose intolerant.

[04:57:47] No, that's fine, I do it all the time.

[04:57:52] I just end up fucking up my toilet later.

[04:57:57] Did you wash the baby?

[04:57:58] Yeah.

[04:57:59] It's looking good actually.

[04:58:02] It actually looks really good.

[04:58:05] I got like some spice up on my nose right here.

[04:58:08] Give it a little bit.

[04:58:09] My nose?

[04:58:10] No.

[04:58:11] Did you wash the hand after putting your fingers through your nose?

[04:58:14] Let me do it again.

[04:58:27] I support you, I do this time.

[04:58:29] What?

[04:58:30] You want to do time?

[04:58:32] Okay, what?

[04:58:34] You want to do time?

[04:58:36] I know I did it.

[04:58:38] I'm doing it mom.

[04:58:40] I'm gonna stay here.

[04:58:42] I'm gonna turn around.

[04:58:44] Wait, why don't we go get on the tongue-tongue support?

[04:58:46] We don't need the tongue-tongue support.

[04:58:48] Okay.

[04:58:49] We'll have to put up the tongue-tongue support.

[04:58:51] No!

[04:58:53] Turn around, turn around.

[04:58:57] Yes, ma'am.

[04:59:04] Oh, easy.

[04:59:06] Oh, no.

[04:59:08] I think I kept the grease on it.

[04:59:11] Look at this tech I went in school with.

[04:59:17] Oh, that's a good one.

[04:59:22] school look

[04:59:39] Pretty good

[04:59:43] You're too fucking bad

[04:59:52] You're late.

[04:59:54] Did I put this in the sink?

[04:59:56] Oh, not all of it. Let's use some of that.

[04:59:58] Okay, put it over.

[04:59:59] Wait, might as well just put it in the sink?

[05:00:01] Yeah, try.

[05:00:02] It's not that easy.

[05:00:03] Can we take out the birthdays?

[05:00:05] I got it.

[05:00:06] But don't wash the pants, because we're going to use the...

[05:00:09] Marlon did this for me.

[05:00:11] He put, like, oil into the sink,

[05:00:14] and it had 12 million views on Twitter,

[05:00:16] and then telling him to end his life.

[05:00:18] Oh, my God.

[05:00:20] Yeah, it's okay. Who cares? At the end of the day, it's night. I don't know.

[05:00:31] The only good day is in my movie. Actually, I think not. That's a good quote. Where's my strainer?

[05:00:39] Oh, it's in the lobster. Yeah, let's take the lobster out.

[05:00:43] There's small ones in there.

[05:00:47] There's like very small ones in there.

[05:00:51] Oh, too far. I'm getting stressed. Where?

[05:00:55] There at the bottom. Oh, yeah.

[05:00:59] No, it's small. You got to do more.

[05:01:03] How'd you get the name iGumDrop?

[05:01:07] Um, I really like, I really like gumdogs not a little, but then gumdogs are taking, so I have to put an ion to it.

[05:01:15] Really?

[05:01:16] Yeah, and then it was almost, I was a big fan of gumdogs on the Grinch, so I was almost out of it.

[05:01:21] I'll be honest with you, the best gumdough was the Green Apple.

[05:01:27] Everyone knows that.

[05:01:28] Oh, that's okay.

[05:01:29] The Green Apple or Hot Tick, the low-key grapes.

[05:01:34] Great stuff.

[05:01:44] Wait, I'm gonna keep cooking.

[05:01:46] If you are, wait, I don't think you understand, like, we're actually cooking.

[05:01:51] No, I don't understand a lot of things in my life.

[05:01:53] Like, we're actually going to have a whole feast.

[05:01:56] And...

[05:01:58] Okay, ready?

[05:02:00] Oh my fucking god.

[05:02:02] Look how good they look.

[05:02:03] So the first thing you do is you have to pay attention because you can fuck up a lobster

[05:02:10] like I'm going to do this because they guide for us.

[05:02:13] So you take the head, you hold the head, and you hold the bottom. This is the lobster tail.

[05:02:16] And then you take your bow and you literally just twist it.

[05:02:20] And then you take it out. It's too crazy. So do that first.

[05:02:25] Twist. Yes! Good job!

[05:02:30] I keep spitting the lobster on me.

[05:02:33] Okay, so now the lobster tail,

[05:02:35] you wanna push it down like this until it cracks.

[05:02:40] And then an easier, you can use your fingers to like,

[05:02:43] whoa, mine is like a golden loo.

[05:02:46] It's easier to use scissors.

[05:02:48] Mine's kinda rare.

[05:02:49] Yeah, you can crack it open like this,

[05:02:52] or you can use your scissors.

[05:02:56] Oh, over here, over here, over here, over here.

[05:02:58] I thought you just did it, no?

[05:02:59] I'm gonna just pack a little bit, but it's easier to use a scissor and go underneath.

[05:03:05] Don't run the tail.

[05:03:07] He's like, let me stop.

[05:03:09] So you know how to cook almost everything, or do you know how to cook everything?

[05:03:12] But what's something that you like are so, like you can't cook, like you think.

[05:03:16] Like that's like hard though, or like it takes them a little time.

[05:03:19] I guess what's, let me rephrase my question.

[05:03:21] What's the hardest thing to cook, would you say?

[05:03:25] I fucking hate baking.

[05:03:27] When I baked with Cutie Cinderella, it took forever.

[05:03:31] Let me take it out and then I'll observe you.

[05:03:34] Oh my god! That looks good!

[05:03:37] Yeah, so here. Well, you're just kind of broken, but it's okay. You can salvage him.

[05:03:45] Do you smell a lot of things?

[05:03:48] I do.

[05:03:49] Thank you.

[05:03:50] Who makes fun of me? Can I sniff everything?

[05:03:53] I smell everything.

[05:03:54] I love smelling.

[05:03:55] No, that's an indicator of a good cook.

[05:03:57] Really?

[05:03:58] Yeah.

[05:03:59] So I'm a good cook?

[05:04:00] I'm a good, like, I like eating more.

[05:04:01] Right here.

[05:04:02] Hold on.

[05:04:03] You want to take a look at it?

[05:04:04] Gently.

[05:04:05] Use your finger to go under.

[05:04:06] Yeah.

[05:04:07] Gently.

[05:04:08] Gently.

[05:04:09] Gently.

[05:04:10] Yeah, there you go.

[05:04:11] Oh, yours is a little bit up, but it's okay.

[05:04:12] Oh my God, actually it's good.

[05:04:13] Did he just shit on me?

[05:04:14] Uh, no.

[05:04:15] It could be food.

[05:04:16] It could be intestines.

[05:04:17] It could be brain guts.

[05:04:18] But don't worry, we're going to cook it again.

[05:04:19] We're going to cook it again.

[05:04:20] We're going to cook it again.

[05:04:21] We're going to cook it again.

[05:04:22] it could be brain guts but don't worry we're gonna cook it again we're gonna cut

[05:04:26] that cut it and then we're gonna cook it again in like butter and garlic and stuff

[05:04:31] okay so this I think you know so you can take the claw here you can use this one

[05:04:39] to fall you take the claw just chop it off and then we'll use the scissors to

[05:04:44] You don't cut this out then.

[05:04:47] Can I take all the mini ones?

[05:04:49] No, no, no.

[05:04:50] That's okay.

[05:04:51] Those, like, you can roll the meat out.

[05:04:53] I don't know if you can roll it.

[05:04:54] You might actually have one like that.

[05:04:56] So, take your cloth.

[05:04:57] Take your cloth.

[05:04:58] And then...

[05:05:00] Yeah.

[05:05:01] And then open it this way.

[05:05:04] Is that it?

[05:05:06] Oh, not yet.

[05:05:07] Oh, wait.

[05:05:08] Kind of did it.

[05:05:09] And then you put it back up and then you wiggle it out.

[05:05:11] I already get the meat out.

[05:05:12] Yeah.

[05:05:13] I think we did it right.

[05:05:15] No I didn't.

[05:05:16] You did it.

[05:05:17] You have to take it out like this.

[05:05:18] But the meat is in here still.

[05:05:19] Yeah.

[05:05:20] So we're going to take it out of here.

[05:05:21] Take it out right here.

[05:05:22] Cut this claw.

[05:05:23] Okay.

[05:05:24] And then we're going to take a knife.

[05:05:25] That's a herb.

[05:05:26] Yeah.

[05:05:27] My other knife.

[05:05:28] Here.

[05:05:29] We need that favorite knife.

[05:05:30] Let's go from that one.

[05:05:31] This is a 5 seconds by moments.

[05:05:32] Really curious about this one.

[05:05:33] It's a knife.

[05:05:34] This is a knife.

[05:05:35] This is a knife.

[05:05:36] This is a knife.

[05:05:37] This is a knife.

[05:05:38] Yeah.

[05:05:39] This is a knife.

[05:05:40] This is a knife.

[05:05:41] This is a knife.

[05:05:42] Let me just check on this one.

[05:05:45] You can cut it.

[05:05:46] I think the lobster has to tell me.

[05:05:48] You can use a back cutter.

[05:05:51] Whoa!

[05:05:52] And then you can use your scissors to cut it out.

[05:05:57] So this is a real process.

[05:05:59] It's a process, but it's worth it.

[05:06:01] Like, a lobster is only like, it's less than $20.

[05:06:06] And then if you get a lobster, it's like $20.

[05:06:12] You can just wiggle it out like this.

[05:06:15] Oh, that looks good.

[05:06:17] Right here, you said scissors.

[05:06:19] Yeah, look at these scissors.

[05:06:25] These are like normal scissors.

[05:06:27] It could be scissors.

[05:06:31] Guys, do not try this at home.

[05:06:34] You can cut the other side of your hand.

[05:06:37] You're doing pretty good.

[05:06:42] Come on, come on.

[05:06:46] I think that's going to be nice.

[05:06:50] I'm going to put my camera in there.

[05:06:52] No? Okay.

[05:06:54] Okay, now you can take the needle out slowly.

[05:06:56] That'd be really helpful.

[05:06:58] No, no, uh, I'm going to need more of an opening.

[05:07:02] Well, if it's really messy,

[05:07:04] I guess now you can say it's really Ronaldo.

[05:07:08] What does that mean?

[05:07:12] Oh, yeah, so funny!

[05:07:14] No, nothing, I'm just making sure you're sure.

[05:07:18] Got it.

[05:07:19] Oh, this one.

[05:07:20] It smells so good.

[05:07:21] Don't eat it.

[05:07:22] Wait, mine's not raw.

[05:07:23] No, it's not raw, but we're gonna put it in butter and it's gonna taste better.

[05:07:24] Okay, that's finished the rest.

[05:07:25] You know how to do it?

[05:07:26] Yeah, it's not quick.

[05:07:27] Let's do this.

[05:07:28] You know how to do it.

[05:07:29] Yep, you know me.

[05:07:30] Pull one down and you just put it back up.

[05:07:31] Yes, wait, you're really good at pulling it up.

[05:07:32] Put it back up.

[05:07:33] That's it.

[05:07:34] Yep, you know me pull one down and you just put it back up. Oh my god, that's a fucking me. Oh my god, that's me

[05:07:47] Okay, but it's kind of stuck so what should I do? Should I take the scissors? Maybe yeah, go from your back

[05:07:51] Just a little bit like that. It's okay to not be perfect. No one's perfect in this world

[05:07:55] But one thing is if you got to make sure you don't cut yourself

[05:07:59] So don't try this at home everybody then you go like this

[05:08:04] I need you to help me.

[05:08:11] I got this.

[05:08:14] I need you to set it back.

[05:08:17] I like this track, man.

[05:08:20] Thank you.

[05:08:22] It's a gourmet.

[05:08:24] I'm gonna need you to do that.

[05:08:27] Oh, that's disgusting.

[05:08:30] We want to attach.

[05:08:33] We won't show chat. Why does it need to be there?

[05:08:35] I mean, you do this, and then you don't get it, and then you just fucking take the scissors back, and you go over here.

[05:08:42] You can use this for the off.

[05:08:44] You open it up a little bit more, and you open it, and you open it, and you open it, and then you take it away.

[05:08:53] What the fuck is this?

[05:09:00] Did he just-

[05:09:03] Is this dumb?

[05:09:06] Are you serious?

[05:09:09] It's not fucking white.

[05:09:14] Are you serious? There's no fucking way.

[05:09:21] Alright.

[05:09:22] Okay.

[05:09:23] Those are the lids.

[05:09:24] We can use them for a like, stop or something.

[05:09:26] Hold on.

[05:09:27] Wait, is this another one?

[05:09:28] Or you got it?

[05:09:29] Oh yeah, cut that one.

[05:09:30] No, no, no, no.

[05:09:31] This one, you gotta do that trick, I think.

[05:09:33] But make sure you hold the piece carefully.

[05:09:39] Yeah.

[05:09:40] You can do it more.

[05:09:41] Okay.

[05:09:42] I understand it, I think.

[05:09:43] right? And then you just rip it out?

[05:09:50] No, no, no, no, no. So basically, I'm a good cook so far?

[05:09:59] You're honestly not bad.

[05:10:07] I can't give you a bad look. You know what I'm saying? People are like, wait, what?

[05:10:10] So if she can't take stable or make them how to learn how to cook

[05:10:21] But does that go to throw away the shell

[05:10:35] Oh

[05:10:40] We have a rolling pin, you can get the knee out of here.

[05:10:42] I actually do think we have one, I swear to God, I'm not controlling it.

[05:10:45] Move over, I think it's right here.

[05:10:48] Is this one?

[05:10:50] That's a cannon.

[05:10:54] What this?

[05:10:57] That's a peeler. Oh, you guys have a peeler.

[05:11:04] There, you need to get your fingers.

[05:11:05] Is this it?

[05:11:07] No way.

[05:11:10] Okay, let me just check on something, Rupert.

[05:11:17] I'm just making sure I'm not kidding this long yet.

[05:11:32] You want me to be like...

[05:11:34] I'm not kidding, it's a piece of lobster and a total joke, that was a joke.

[05:11:40] I don't know what I'm going to do bro, I ate the ice cream, I fucked up.

[05:11:45] I'm sorry, I'm not proud of you like that.

[05:11:47] There's not going to be that much meat in here.

[05:11:50] You can squeeze it out, you can squeeze it out, but there's not much.

[05:11:55] There's nothing, this is like nothing.

[05:11:57] Like actually, this is like not even edible.

[05:12:00] I'm just taking his legs off, should I throw him away or no?

[05:12:13] We don't need this.

[05:12:14] We'll keep him.

[05:12:15] We'll keep him in case.

[05:12:16] He's got so much brain guts in him.

[05:12:18] You can take his guts out, but he might be good for a dream of creation.

[05:12:22] What the fuck?

[05:12:24] Oh my gosh.

[05:12:26] I got scared.

[05:12:28] What are we going to do with this?

[05:12:30] We'll clean them up and we'll get a presentation.

[05:12:34] Oh, you should have made a presentation here.

[05:12:36] Hahaha.

[05:12:38] Actually, isn't that dirty?

[05:12:41] It's all on the bar now.

[05:12:43] Is he going to get that?

[05:12:44] No, it's not.

[05:12:45] I mean, you just keep splattering things everywhere.

[05:12:47] I am trying my best.

[05:12:49] Okay, now, wait, we're going to talk to the fan driver.

[05:12:51] Now it's time to get cooking.

[05:12:53] I'm getting impatient.

[05:12:54] No, at least the alice palm makes better pork.

[05:12:56] What do you think we should make better pork?

[05:12:57] So far, we've spent one hour 23 minutes, okay, ready?

[05:13:10] Yes.

[05:13:11] Yes.

[05:13:12] Okay.

[05:13:13] Turn that panel.

[05:13:14] I'm going to make it 5,000.

[05:13:15] Turn it on.

[05:13:16] Oops.

[05:13:17] One more.

[05:13:18] One high.

[05:13:19] Yeah.

[05:13:20] High.

[05:13:21] And I put some oil in there.

[05:13:22] Good, good, good.

[05:13:23] Now I'm going to put some oil in there.

[05:13:24] Okay.

[05:13:25] Okay.

[05:13:26] Okay.

[05:13:27] Okay.

[05:13:28] Okay.

[05:13:29] Okay.

[05:13:30] Okay.

[05:13:31] Okay.

[05:13:32] Okay.

[05:13:33] Just give myself a little animation now, alright.

[05:13:43] Do you need some back-to-tea?

[05:13:48] Yeah, let's shut up.

[05:13:51] No, we can't.

[05:13:53] No we can't.

[05:13:55] Do we eat the back of the tea?

[05:13:57] Yeah, let's try it out.

[05:14:01] No, we can't.

[05:14:02] No, we can't.

[05:14:03] Because we need to cook our food.

[05:14:04] I could cook after.

[05:14:06] But we're going to make better mac and cheese.

[05:14:08] We're not going to cook, we're going to make pasta.

[05:14:11] Oh, wait, wait.

[05:14:11] Okay, we should have another can for the pasta.

[05:14:13] Okay.

[05:14:13] Maybe another can.

[05:14:18] There's a fucking lock on this thing.

[05:14:20] What did you need?

[05:14:22] Another can for the pasta.

[05:14:25] Another time.

[05:14:34] This?

[05:14:38] Uh...

[05:14:39] No, you can't do this.

[05:14:40] Yeah.

[05:14:43] Should I try to see if it's good or not?

[05:14:45] No, no, don't try it.

[05:14:46] I'm not gonna try it.

[05:14:47] You always do this.

[05:14:49] I'm a fattass.

[05:14:50] Okay.

[05:14:51] You're a fattass.

[05:14:55] After today, you're going to be having a pasta,

[05:14:58] locher rolls, clam chowder, and an apple crumble.

[05:15:01] And?

[05:15:02] That's it, working.

[05:15:03] Wait, so what is it?

[05:15:05] Clam powder.

[05:15:06] What do you mean, what's the word?

[05:15:08] Clam powder is an apple.

[05:15:10] And locher rolls are the entrée.

[05:15:12] Pasta is like the second entrée.

[05:15:15] Apple crumble is the dessert.

[05:15:18] We're going to be really fat after this.

[05:15:20] Ah, after this though.

[05:15:22] Not during this.

[05:15:24] All right, so I'll try to put this in when it's ready.

[05:15:27] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[05:15:29] So, like, just try it.

[05:15:31] Oh, it's burning, it's burning.

[05:15:32] Oh, my God, it's burning.

[05:15:33] It's a little bit burnt.

[05:15:34] We're gonna put...

[05:15:35] Wait, what is this?

[05:15:36] That's the...

[05:15:37] Don't throw that out.

[05:15:38] Yeah, is that soup?

[05:15:39] No, it's pasta water.

[05:15:40] Woo!

[05:15:41] Shit!

[05:15:42] I'm gonna put some of this here.

[05:15:43] And then put it in.

[05:15:44] Some of this, yeah.

[05:15:45] And then I'm gonna stir up.

[05:15:46] Okay, I'm gonna stir up.

[05:15:47] Okay, I'm gonna stir up.

[05:15:48] Okay, I'm gonna stir up.

[05:15:49] Okay, now mix it up.

[05:15:51] Make a pan, Chase.

[05:15:53] You know what sauteing is?

[05:15:55] Sauteing.

[05:15:57] Sauteing.

[05:15:59] Yeah, sauteing basically means jump.

[05:16:01] So everything is done on top of that.

[05:16:03] Everything in the pan is just jump.

[05:16:05] Hey!

[05:16:07] Let me try that.

[05:16:09] Okay.

[05:16:11] Okay, now we're going to add the sauce.

[05:16:13] Okay, now we're going to add the sauce.

[05:16:15] Yeah, yeah, yeah, so push it forward and then back, push it forward and then back.

[05:16:33] Now do a lot of jumping.

[05:16:35] What the fuck?

[05:16:37] My fucking god!

[05:16:39] Why didn't you tell me I was going to do that?

[05:16:41] I didn't even pull it off!

[05:16:43] Oh my god!

[05:16:45] I'm going to fucking hit you.

[05:16:47] I'm going to fucking hit you.

[05:16:49] That was like a nurse shot.

[05:16:51] Can you go to the bathroom for a minute?

[05:16:53] Sorry.

[05:16:55] I'm going to fucking hit you.

[05:16:57] I'm going to fucking hit you.

[05:16:59] I'm going to fucking hit you.

[05:17:01] I'm just gonna grab you the leather.

[05:17:03] Just need like a couple of minutes.

[05:17:09] Are you getting angles of me, fuck you.

[05:17:11] What is wrong with you?

[05:17:13] What?

[05:17:15] You're getting my bad side.

[05:17:19] You said it.

[05:17:21] It's okay.

[05:17:23] We can take turns. I got pizza to look at.

[05:17:25] Where's the bathroom with you?

[05:17:27] You wouldn't even believe me when I tell you I did not eat that.

[05:17:37] Really?

[05:17:38] Should I try some?

[05:17:39] No, no, no.

[05:17:40] It's fine.

[05:17:41] I'm not going to lie, this just has to get cleaned by me.

[05:17:44] We don't have enough toilet or not, but we don't have enough paper, and we're going

[05:17:50] to run out.

[05:17:51] Ooh, I'm about to eat this one right here.

[05:17:53] You're pushing it in them.

[05:17:55] Yeah, like as a kid, if you ever get shit on the table and just wipe it off, it's like

[05:18:00] it's not going anywhere.

[05:18:02] You don't talk about covers.

[05:18:04] It's like kicking an ice cube underneath the fridge.

[05:18:07] I need a flower.

[05:18:09] Oh my God.

[05:18:23] So we're going to make what is called a room

[05:18:33] I did is everything I do wrong

[05:18:46] It's like you're bored yesterday

[05:18:53] It's my first life, too.

[05:19:02] Uh, a little laugh.

[05:19:06] A little more.

[05:19:10] The spoon is so big.

[05:19:12] Yeah, that's what I forget.

[05:19:17] Here.

[05:19:18] Oh my god, it smells great.

[05:19:20] It smells...

[05:19:23] Do you like cooking with me?

[05:19:26] Yeah, it's fun.

[05:19:27] It's a different experience, right?

[05:19:28] Then, like, yeah, which person I would say.

[05:19:31] I think you do more than when I cook with Jason.

[05:19:34] Aw, is that a couple?

[05:19:37] It's, it's...

[05:19:40] You know.

[05:19:41] It's just eight minutes.

[05:19:42] Okay.

[05:19:43] It's just really good.

[05:19:44] Now we need to see most of it.

[05:19:45] Is this stir fries?

[05:19:46] No.

[05:19:47] This is what the sauce means.

[05:19:48] But we have to cook the flour now,

[05:19:49] and the flour is what makes you thicker.

[05:19:51] Okay.

[05:19:52] So go get the, go get the secret stuff.

[05:19:55] What's up?

[05:19:56] The secret stuff?

[05:19:57] I'll put your sanitizer in.

[05:19:59] It's fine.

[05:20:00] No, no.

[05:20:03] Where's the oil in half an hour?

[05:20:05] Ooh, fucking spider.

[05:20:08] It's really hot in here.

[05:20:16] Okay, okay.

[05:20:19] I knew I shouldn't have worn my good shoes.

[05:20:21] Ok, I'm sorry, I'm actually sorry.

[05:20:23] I'm sorry, I'm actually sorry.

[05:20:25] I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

[05:20:27] I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

[05:20:29] I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

[05:20:31] I did not understand that.

[05:20:33] I'm kidding, I know.

[05:20:35] Wait, don't even burp your mouth.

[05:20:37] I'm just going to say these girls crazy.

[05:20:39] It's still the plastic filter.

[05:20:41] Wait, why are you going to have lots of this shit after this?

[05:20:43] I know.

[05:20:45] I don't know.

[05:20:47] Good club!

[05:20:49] just talking I'm gonna go get towels. Okay, tea time. Welcome to Cooking Stream Tag. Here we have a

[05:20:57] roux going. It looks disgusting right now but we have to put our seafood broth which you're

[05:21:01] not supposed to get me what you're doing. Okay now we're gonna pour the seafood broth in.

[05:21:09] I'm gonna have it on high. When you cook in the kitchen there has to be noise. You put something

[05:21:18] in a pan and it doesn't have a noise, it's fucked up.

[05:21:21] Okay, and now I'll let this reduce.

[05:21:25] Yeah, a little more.

[05:21:28] This is seafood stock, so the difference between stock and food.

[05:21:32] Welcome back!

[05:21:33] What'd you get?

[05:21:35] I found a towel.

[05:21:37] Oh, whose towel is that?

[05:21:39] I think it's the Duccio.

[05:21:41] You got some alfalfa here?

[05:21:45] Yeah.

[05:22:05] Back to factory now.

[05:22:07] All right, get me a new mic cause this one's ass.

[05:22:10] You guys should not eat that.

[05:22:15] It smells like plastic.

[05:22:20] No, it really is.

[05:22:23] I don't know.

[05:22:25] Are you...

[05:22:27] Why are these socks off? What do you mean, sorry?

[05:22:30] They're so close.

[05:22:33] I don't know.

[05:22:35] Hang on, yeah.

[05:22:41] Uh, you know, let's do a thing.

[05:22:45] I think someone made a bomb in this.

[05:22:52] What the fuck is that?

[05:23:01] What is that?

[05:23:02] Oh, you know.

[05:23:03] Okay, keep that up.

[05:23:05] Keep it up, keep it up.

[05:23:07] Can I put some oil in it?

[05:23:11] Yeah, put some oil in it.

[05:23:18] Is that enough?

[05:23:21] Wait, this is a really bad idea.

[05:23:23] I don't think this pan works.

[05:23:25] Why not?

[05:23:26] It's like weird.

[05:23:27] You know what it is, it's too hot.

[05:23:28] I didn't have to put it in the medium.

[05:23:31] Is that enough of it? I think that's enough.

[05:23:36] I'm glad you did. You got the shawarma ready.

[05:23:40] I'm fucking not too much though.

[05:23:43] No, no. You're absolutely, like, actually not that efficient.

[05:23:46] Like, I think if you were actually trying...

[05:23:49] Are you actually trying?

[05:23:51] No, of course not.

[05:23:53] I think if you were actually trying...

[05:23:56] You could be really good at this.

[05:23:59] But if I, okay, let's just put it in perspective.

[05:24:02] Let's say right now I was trying.

[05:24:04] Like, obviously I'm not, I'm obviously not.

[05:24:06] I'm saying like, if I was trying right now,

[05:24:08] but now, what would it be like at 10, then, like?

[05:24:14] About 10.

[05:24:18] You like it?

[05:24:20] 5.7?

[05:24:21] Thank God I'm not trying.

[05:24:22] Because that would have been bad.

[05:24:24] That would have been really bad.

[05:24:26] Yeah.

[05:24:27] What would you say you're doing right now?

[05:24:29] You need like a 7? If I'm a 7 though, maybe you're like a 4.

[05:24:36] Okay, awesome. That's really nice actually. It's really sweet of you. Thank you.

[05:24:39] Okay. So now, we're going to put in the butter.

[05:24:42] We're going to put in a pan again. But the lobster will go last.

[05:24:46] Okay, you can have it. You can.

[05:24:48] Wait, I'm going to eat that.

[05:24:49] I'm not. I'm not. I'm actually...

[05:24:50] I'm on the struggle.

[05:24:52] If you eat this for the lobster roll, this is all we have.

[05:24:55] Well, we have two more lobsters. You have to kill them.

[05:24:58] One hit.

[05:25:00] I promise you I won't eat that all the time.

[05:25:03] That's a mistake!

[05:25:05] Well, I mean, it's like...

[05:25:08] I don't know, is that for more oil or something?

[05:25:11] It's really hot already.

[05:25:13] Oh shoot, so much.

[05:25:15] Yeah, that's why I love it.

[05:25:17] Put in the garlic.

[05:25:18] Oh wait, put in onions first.

[05:25:20] Put the garlic in there because onions cook so well.

[05:25:24] Motherfucker.

[05:25:26] Motherfucker. Motherfucker. Motherfucker.

[05:25:35] What is this?

[05:25:38] What the fuck? Why is it keep touching me?

[05:25:41] It knows when you're scared.

[05:25:43] Oh really?

[05:25:47] Grab my cooking utensil.

[05:25:49] Which one?

[05:25:50] What do you do? One of them is one of the ones I have to do.

[05:25:53] Which one?

[05:25:55] Like, I think you can translate and talk to it.

[05:25:59] Alright, there, stop speaking.

[05:26:01] Oh, I just want to talk to you.

[05:26:03] Do you only speak English?

[05:26:07] Um, I speak Spanish, though.

[05:26:09] Oh, really?

[05:26:11] Oh, here it is.

[05:26:13] Um, you speak Spanish?

[05:26:15] The Ken, the Ken, yeah.

[05:26:17] My dad, my to-kami, my friend, my son.

[05:26:21] Oh!

[05:26:23] Here.

[05:26:24] Ibloteca.

[05:26:25] Ibloteca.

[05:26:26] Here.

[05:26:27] What's your name?

[05:26:28] Buenos noches.

[05:26:29] Buenos noches.

[05:26:30] That's pretty good actually.

[05:26:31] Put it on the side.

[05:26:32] More.

[05:26:33] More.

[05:26:34] More.

[05:26:35] More.

[05:26:36] More.

[05:26:37] More.

[05:26:38] More.

[05:26:39] More.

[05:26:40] More.

[05:26:41] More.

[05:26:42] More.

[05:26:43] More.

[05:26:44] More.

[05:26:45] More.

[05:26:46] More.

[05:26:47] More.

[05:26:48] More.

[05:26:49] More.

[05:26:50] More.

[05:26:51] More.

[05:26:52] I put these two sandwiches in between your head. What are you?

[05:27:00] That's a classic. That's a classic. Who was that on that show? Have you ran into them?

[05:27:07] No. I actually don't think that was MasterChef. I think that was MasterChef.

[05:27:11] What's the worst thing? Wait, so he's not aggressive in MasterChef?

[05:27:15] He is not as aggressive as, like, how it begins, but...

[05:27:21] It's like the craziest thing you've overheard him say.

[05:27:23] I can't even think of it.

[05:27:25] Okay.

[05:27:26] But when you show up at him...

[05:27:27] Any about what other episodes that have happened?

[05:27:29] Or they haven't come out yet?

[05:27:36] Our last episode, um, they got served a Bandy in their zoo.

[05:27:40] They what?

[05:27:41] Now, like, someone accidentally put a Bandy on the Bandy.

[05:27:43] That's disgusting. It's like farting in your food.

[05:27:51] No, I didn't. I don't say that.

[05:27:56] I think I'm just doing nothing right now.

[05:27:58] I think she's, I think, I know what's actually going on.

[05:28:00] I think she's putting me on duties that like acquired nothing.

[05:28:04] No! Okay.

[05:28:07] All of it? Cheers! Cheers for the garlic!

[05:28:25] Thank you.

[05:28:26] Have you ever met Saltbay?

[05:28:27] I heard Saltbay.

[05:28:28] I don't want to start a drama, but I heard he was like really like an asshole.

[05:28:41] Yeah.

[05:28:42] I think he did it during the World Cup four years ago.

[05:28:47] He like stole the trophy.

[05:28:49] Because they don't know what I'm talking about.

[05:28:51] He don't know what it is.

[05:28:53] He like stole the trophy, somehow he got on the field, like all the players.

[05:28:58] I don't know, I don't know so hard about it.

[05:29:00] Yeah, he like stole the trophy from the players, and like one of the players kids was holding

[05:29:06] the trophy, and he took it from him.

[05:29:08] Do you know what I'm talking about?

[05:29:11] Who's calling me?

[05:29:13] Oh my god.

[05:29:15] Did you know what I'm talking about?

[05:29:21] Who's the medic?

[05:29:22] They're talking about the video apparently the video is going stupid chat who watched the new core video drop with me

[05:29:29] See how it's doing

[05:29:31] Make it pancakes make it big

[05:29:34] Put it in the pan, and then I'm making you have a shit is going kind of nuts I

[05:29:43] Want to swing from the matter

[05:29:45] I think it's good, yeah?

[05:29:51] I'm actually excited to see what this looks like at the end.

[05:30:00] Okay.

[05:30:01] Maybe a little longer?

[05:30:02] No, no, no.

[05:30:03] Keep cooking.

[05:30:04] Yeah.

[05:30:05] That looks fucking good.

[05:30:06] That looks like Kanye Combo sauce.

[05:30:07] Is that a cane sauce?

[05:30:08] No.

[05:30:09] I don't know.

[05:30:10] a combo sauce. Is that a cane sauce? No, I don't know. It's not done yet, but it's my sauce.

[05:30:20] Ooh, it tastes really mustardy. Oh, what is that about? Oh, yeah. That tastes, oh my

[05:30:28] god. Oh, my fucking god. Okay, someone help me in the chat here. You've been to a Philly's

[05:30:37] You're in the East Coast, though. You never in a Yankees game?

[05:30:41] What's the thing in the stadium? Someone knows what we're talking about. It's a East Coast thing.

[05:30:46] It's a certain food. Oh my God, what is it? They sell it there.

[05:30:50] No, no, no, no, no. I got them at baseball games. It's like a store.

[05:30:57] Oh my God, no. Someone needs to know what it is.

[05:31:00] A store?

[05:31:03] Crab fries from where though? Where's the spot?

[05:31:07] What is tweak?

[05:31:08] Here, open these. Open this paprika.

[05:31:11] No, it tastes identical to um...

[05:31:15] Crab fries from where though?

[05:31:17] Open this.

[05:31:17] Chicken Peets! Have you ever heard of Chicken Peets?

[05:31:19] No, I haven't.

[05:31:20] That's exactly what it tastes like. You know what chicken peets taste like?

[05:31:22] Anyone even know what that is?

[05:31:24] Black pepper.

[05:31:28] It tastes like that?

[05:31:29] It tastes identical.

[05:31:31] What is it tweak? Is this an emote? I can't see.

[05:31:33] Oh, it's fucking otter. Fuck otter. Wait, is this fine to open it like this, or do I need more?

[05:31:44] Is everything okay?

[05:31:46] What the fuck is that?

[05:31:47] Okay, sorry. I don't know. Can you call the police?

[05:31:50] No, I can't call the police. Yeah, your phone is so dead.

[05:31:54] I'm sorry.

[05:31:56] Here, I'll take it back to you.

[05:31:59] She's going to do it.

[05:32:04] What?

[05:32:05] I said, whoa, this is moving fast.

[05:32:06] This is real good.

[05:32:07] All right.

[05:32:08] Are you?

[05:32:09] Oh.

[05:32:10] All right, I'm good.

[05:32:11] I'm gonna look up my criminal recipe.

[05:32:12] I thought you were like, um, stimming.

[05:32:13] No.

[05:32:14] I'm not.

[05:32:15] I'm not.

[05:32:16] I'm not.

[05:32:17] I'm not.

[05:32:18] I'm not.

[05:32:19] I'm not.

[05:32:20] I'm not.

[05:32:21] I'm not.

[05:32:22] I'm not.

[05:32:23] I'm not.

[05:32:24] I'm not.

[05:32:25] I'm not.

[05:32:26] I'm not.

[05:32:27] I'm not.

[05:32:28] I'm just getting her this, there's a water.

[05:32:38] Oh shit, you see her neck crying.

[05:32:45] Oh no, I was just kidding, there's a jump.

[05:32:48] Okay, now, I have some chicken powder.

[05:32:53] Nutmeg.

[05:32:54] I do have some nutmeg.

[05:32:57] How much chicken powder?

[05:32:58] Chicken?

[05:32:59] That's a little bit.

[05:33:01] Chicken.

[05:33:04] Hate that glitch.

[05:33:05] That's the worst.

[05:33:06] That's action.

[05:33:07] Oh my god, I'm sick to my stomach.

[05:33:09] Look good.

[05:33:10] Huh?

[05:33:11] Look good.

[05:33:11] It's like when you rip it, but it's still there.

[05:33:13] No, no, you're not supposed to do it like that.

[05:33:16] What's what I was saying?

[05:33:16] It's a glitch.

[05:33:17] Oh wait.

[05:33:18] See?

[05:33:19] A glitch.

[05:33:19] That's how you get your pyramid.

[05:33:21] I got some nails.

[05:33:24] God, I just look like a peon next to you.

[05:33:27] Basically, I don't even know what it is. It's just someone who's like incapable of stuff.

[05:33:32] No! No, you're not fat, like you clean.

[05:33:36] Let's eat it. Hey, why is there more scar under the scar?

[05:33:40] I told you not to kick it under. It's like, you don't listen, but it's okay, because I still fuck with you as a human. You know, you're my friend.

[05:33:47] So it's like...

[05:33:48] Right now, look at the cantaloupe in there and the tomato sauce.

[05:33:53] Here, go by the way, it's a little slippery.

[05:33:57] It's okay, I knew this would happen. That's why I bought my own slippers.

[05:34:01] Uh, it's all syrup.

[05:34:03] I'll send you the markup. This is the best challenge.

[05:34:06] Margano, tomatoes are the best repose.

[05:34:08] It's actually like that. Let's go out of here.

[05:34:10] No, I wish they spawned.

[05:34:12] You want to do this?

[05:34:13] Yeah.

[05:34:14] I'm testing.

[05:34:16] No, no, no, no.

[05:34:18] Pineapple? Pineapple?

[05:34:20] No, no, come on. We need to try to figure it out.

[05:34:22] Oh, right here. There we go.

[05:34:24] Yeah.

[05:34:26] And then, I'm going to use this.

[05:34:30] Yes. See, you've got intuition.

[05:34:32] Come on.

[05:34:33] You've got conscience.

[05:34:34] Thank you.

[05:34:35] Thank you.

[05:34:43] Now, we open up the tomatoes.

[05:34:47] Yeah.

[05:34:48] Wow, that's good.

[05:34:50] I'm not going to make it.

[05:34:52] I'm going to make it.

[05:34:54] How much can you see?

[05:34:56] I don't know, like, at least half.

[05:34:58] I'm going to spider this.

[05:35:00] That's probably good, right?

[05:35:02] That's a cop.

[05:35:04] That's more than half of what you do.

[05:35:06] Here, just squish the potatoes.

[05:35:08] Don't squish the potatoes.

[05:35:10] They're ready to eat.

[05:35:12] I'm going to ask you to do that, too.

[05:35:14] We're almost beating your time. You said two hours, right?

[05:35:16] Like the hour and 30 more.

[05:35:19] You will make it by two hours

[05:35:33] How much paprika

[05:35:38] Does I put it in like a good amount

[05:35:42] Wait that would be the total right

[05:35:48] I want to be your like helper like if you're a master chef I want to be able to help you

[05:35:57] you know.

[05:35:58] Be honest would you like if you could have a partner there would you choose me or not?

[05:36:04] A partner?

[05:36:05] If you could have a partner or a master chef would you choose me?

[05:36:10] Would I choose you?

[05:36:11] Yeah.

[05:36:12] Let's say there was like ten million dollars on the line.

[05:36:14] How's your cloth, soy?

[05:36:18] It's really good, actually.

[05:36:20] It's good. It's good. You're thinking good.

[05:36:22] Thank you.

[05:36:30] She kind of sounds like a twit with Thanos.

[05:36:32] What? I sound like Thanos?

[05:36:34] No, she kind of sounds like a twit with Thanos.

[05:36:36] Oh.

[05:36:38] Do you know the difference between broth and stockage?

[05:36:44] So broth is when it's like the dead part of it.

[05:36:47] Stocking, what is it, stock, stock, stocked in, or does it?

[05:36:51] Stock?

[05:36:52] Stock is like, just straight suit.

[05:36:55] Got it.

[05:36:57] Do you know the difference, why are you giggling?

[05:36:59] Because you just got it and I'm happy to see you.

[05:37:01] Okay, that's what I thought.

[05:37:03] Should I make sure the bacon's good?

[05:37:04] No, no, no.

[05:37:05] Stockage is good.

[05:37:06] I don't even want to touch the bacon

[05:37:11] But they're saying cracker jacks. I don't know what the fuck is that is that the late? Oh, it's the late

[05:37:28] She might have bought some food I'm gonna eat the cake

[05:37:30] Oh, get the blue thing.

[05:37:37] I think that one is a deer.

[05:37:46] It's so fair.

[05:37:48] Oh, I probably shouldn't eat it, right?

[05:37:50] Just throw it away.

[05:37:51] There, let's throw it away.

[05:37:54] Oh, you have to put it in the room.

[05:37:56] No, I'm taking another one.

[05:37:57] Oh, I was putting mine back in.

[05:37:59] Where's the brown sugar, you got your brown sugar?

[05:38:01] No, I mean brown sugar right.

[05:38:03] Shit, we need brown sugar for crumble.

[05:38:05] I don't think I have brown sugar.

[05:38:07] You might be in this one, if it's not in here then I think you have it.

[05:38:09] Ooh, what the fuck?

[05:38:12] Wait, we already had everything.

[05:38:16] Is that fucking top stars up there?

[05:38:19] What the fuck?

[05:38:21] Am I supposed to see that?

[05:38:24] Bro, you know my dad, when I hid him on my dad,

[05:38:26] I did know my dad. He stole my DS and he put it on the top so I couldn't get it.

[05:38:30] He banned me from having it for three weeks.

[05:38:32] On the top shelf?

[05:38:34] Yeah, but then what happened was I got it back and then I snapped my DS in half because I lost in Pac-Man.

[05:38:42] Make it one?

[05:38:44] Yeah. I had anger issues back when I was a kid.

[05:38:46] It's okay.

[05:38:47] Clean darling is the only bad thing.

[05:38:49] Right here.

[05:38:51] Awesome costume.

[05:38:52] You're pissing me off.

[05:38:54] I'm making pancakes, making bacon pancakes.

[05:38:58] Yeah, I don't think we can make a crumble without brown sugar.

[05:39:01] Oh, fuck it.

[05:39:02] Should we use it where ice cream?

[05:39:03] No ice cream.

[05:39:04] Well, you still love me when I am older.

[05:39:05] I know I'm young.

[05:39:06] I know that you will.

[05:39:07] You know that song?

[05:39:08] Yeah.

[05:39:09] Who's your favorite artist?

[05:39:10] I know.

[05:39:11] I know.

[05:39:12] I know.

[05:39:13] I know.

[05:39:14] I know.

[05:39:15] I know.

[05:39:16] I know.

[05:39:17] I know.

[05:39:18] I know.

[05:39:19] I know.

[05:39:20] I know.

[05:39:21] I know.

[05:39:22] I know.

[05:39:23] You guys don't have regular stairs.

[05:39:28] There's no way we don't have regular stairs.

[05:39:30] Plastic.

[05:39:32] Plastic?

[05:39:33] Plastic?

[05:39:34] What?

[05:39:35] You scared me.

[05:39:37] Oh, no.

[05:39:43] Well, you so love me when I am on your room.

[05:39:48] Nice.

[05:39:49] Nice.

[05:39:50] Yes, yes, yes, yes.

[05:39:55] How many years have you been cooking? Like for real, for real. Not just with your dad. Just like, we took it like, serious, serious.

[05:40:01] I probably took it more seriously the last like, five years.

[05:40:04] Wait, I don't want to ask it when I should ask it. How old are you?

[05:40:07] I'm 28. I guess I'm 28.

[05:40:11] Wait, what year is that?

[05:40:13] 1998.

[05:40:14] God fucking Jesus!

[05:40:16] You're right around the corner. You're gonna break into martyrs, you're gonna be 28.

[05:40:19] Yeah, you know what the sad part is and you probably noticed too like right after you turn 21

[05:40:24] It's like what the fuck happened?

[05:40:25] Like right after I turned 21. I'm just like my next birthday. I did not care about at all

[05:40:30] Yeah, I really appreciate after that. We'll care about 30. Okay, very okay

[05:40:36] No, 30. Okay, well, that's kind of it. Maybe that 40 to 50 and then

[05:40:42] I'm not dead

[05:40:44] pretty much

[05:40:46] You saw the thing recently how you can I don't know I saw it. It was like you can

[05:40:52] Like keep your cat alive for 30 more years. Yeah

[05:40:59] I don't know. I don't know this drill

[05:41:06] It's really hot

[05:41:14] Oh god, that's a sneeze in the suit.

[05:41:18] I sneezed over there.

[05:41:20] It's kind of old.

[05:41:24] Ooh, that's good.

[05:41:29] Oh my god, that's actually, dude, is that how they make tomato soup?

[05:41:33] Tomato soup, you have to blend it.

[05:41:35] But that's the same shit?

[05:41:36] Well, you have to add a little bit more of the added carrots to tomato soup.

[05:41:40] That's really fucking good.

[05:41:44] Damn, maybe we can make, we can make apple crumble with regular sugar.

[05:41:51] Right, a click of pasta.

[05:41:53] Oh, it's just not good.

[05:41:55] I'll find that. Okay, put it in.

[05:42:00] It makes it really good.

[05:42:01] Tastes good all of it?

[05:42:02] Yeah, it's good all of it.

[05:42:10] Okay

[05:42:16] This you can't bro, you got to stop eating the fucking food, bro

[05:42:21] You're gonna make it so we don't have anything left

[05:42:32] But so where's the what's the craziest place you've ever traveled to?

[05:42:35] Because like you try I'm guessing you try like a bunch of

[05:42:41] foods. You know what place had really good food? Germany.

[05:42:47] When I went to Germany I loved it. I ate Wienerschnitzel. I'm serious.

[05:42:56] Yeah, their sausages are fucking amazing. And then I went to Iceland and I had

[05:43:04] something called shark something and it's really good but I don't know I don't

[05:43:12] really try to eat too much dude I'm I can't have long at the kitchen someone

[05:43:19] died yeah we can see just wait this looks fucking good look at this

[05:43:28] This looks really good.

[05:43:30] No.

[05:43:34] Wait, I'm gonna add some sugar to these apples.

[05:43:38] Okay, I gotta put my phone away.

[05:43:44] It's hot!

[05:43:46] I know.

[05:43:48] Are we good?

[05:43:50] This would be so good with ground beef.

[05:43:54] Mmm, oh my god, that's a lot of sugar, no?

[05:43:58] Yeah, that's why you eat in desserts.

[05:44:00] Actually?

[05:44:01] Yeah, if you, like, start baking, you're gonna eat less dessert because it's fucking crazy how much sugar you're in there.

[05:44:06] That's why I don't eat dessert.

[05:44:08] Should I mix them around with the biscuit?

[05:44:10] No, I don't know.

[05:44:12] What about the biscuit?

[05:44:13] Okay.

[05:44:15] Here, shall we?

[05:44:17] Should we try one?

[05:44:18] I don't know the bird yet, we should add some of the bacon in here.

[05:44:28] Yeah.

[05:44:29] We should add some bacon.

[05:44:30] I feel like it's missing something.

[05:44:31] It's missing meat.

[05:44:32] Yeah.

[05:44:33] It needs ground beef.

[05:44:34] I was gonna say, it's like, do you want some?

[05:44:35] I know you do.

[05:44:36] Bro, you're gonna eat soon, okay?

[05:44:37] Go on.

[05:44:38] Thanks.

[05:44:39] It needs ground beef.

[05:44:41] I was gonna say, it's like,

[05:44:43] do you want some?

[05:44:44] I know you do.

[05:44:44] Bro, you're gonna eat soon, okay?

[05:44:47] Go on, Alex.

[05:44:49] Now, you guys wanna be in your fridge?

[05:44:50] No.

[05:44:51] Oh, you have a steak?

[05:44:52] Yeah, that's it.

[05:44:54] We have to put the steak in, come on, pop.

[05:44:55] Oh, how long do we take the cooking steak, five minutes?

[05:44:58] A minute.

[05:44:59] It's gonna look like a long one.

[05:45:01] Let's do it.

[05:45:03] Yo, this is fucking nuts.

[05:45:04] Like, do you see what we're cooking?

[05:45:07] This is nuts.

[05:45:08] Marlon is low key, he's got mauged.

[05:45:12] All right, get a lemon, we get a lemon.

[05:45:17] Lemon?

[05:45:18] Yeah, we get a lemon.

[05:45:19] Swipe up to get iced up.

[05:45:21] Do you know that name?

[05:45:22] No, we don't know.

[05:45:24] No one knows who Supreme Patty is anymore?

[05:45:26] Actually, a lemon juice, yeah.

[05:45:30] Come on, more.

[05:45:32] That's good.

[05:45:34] Okay, good.

[05:45:38] I actually have never eaten clams a day in my life by the way.

[05:46:01] Wait are you serious?

[05:46:02] Is this good?

[05:46:03] Have you eaten clams?

[05:46:04] That's pretty good.

[05:46:05] Thumb jotter's good.

[05:46:07] Thumb jotter's yummy.

[05:46:09] My hands are greasy.

[05:46:11] You wanna help me with it?

[05:46:13] Here, I got it.

[05:46:18] Oh, get the other one.

[05:46:19] There's more meat.

[05:46:21] Get the other one.

[05:46:21] The other one has meat.

[05:46:23] Wait, you need to listen.

[05:46:34] I got it.

[05:46:39] Wait, what is this?

[05:46:43] Wait, isn't this what fucking...

[05:46:48] Is this what Pearl is made of?

[05:46:51] Isn't she a clam?

[05:46:53] No, she's a dolphin.

[05:46:55] No, she's a fucking whale.

[05:46:57] Who's a clam in Spongebob?

[05:47:00] Oh, the clam? I've got her name.

[05:47:05] You watch a lot of cartoons grown up?

[05:47:07] What did you watch?

[05:47:11] I watched Spongebob Adventure Time.

[05:47:15] Do you even know what a chowder is?

[05:47:18] I watch chowder. Can you get nutmeg and cinnamon?

[05:47:23] No, no, no!

[05:47:25] Anyone know that, Lea?

[05:47:27] Wait, chowder, clam chowder.

[05:47:31] Wait, matter, matter what?

[05:47:33] Who's matter day?

[05:47:38] Oh my gosh, should we do the cinnamon challenge?

[05:47:41] I can do the cinnamon challenge.

[05:47:43] It might not, I'm good.

[05:47:45] Have you done it?

[05:47:46] I haven't done it.

[05:47:47] We don't have water, so...

[05:47:49] You've had water?

[05:47:50] Not a bit.

[05:47:51] I had a little bit of cinnamon.

[05:47:52] Have a little bit of nutmeg, too?

[05:47:54] Yeah, nutmeg.

[05:47:57] I'm gonna match your fucking vibe.

[05:48:00] Is it glitched?

[05:48:01] It's not...

[05:48:12] Is anything coming out of it?

[05:48:13] It's your plastic.

[05:48:15] No.

[05:48:16] It's not.

[05:48:18] AHHHHH FUCK!

[05:48:22] It's not fucking good!

[05:48:24] It's good, it's good, it's good!

[05:48:25] Add some salt.

[05:48:26] Add some salt.

[05:48:27] I don't know how to say it.

[05:48:37] You are now watching a master at work.

[05:48:47] Holy shit, I wouldn't have to clean this.

[05:48:50] Oh my god.

[05:48:51] Marlon, if you were here.

[05:48:56] You should help us, maybe after the stream.

[05:48:58] Um, I actually have somewhere to go.

[05:49:00] Oh, okay.

[05:49:02] How is it?

[05:49:04] It's not that good.

[05:49:06] Oh my.

[05:49:08] Should I start mixing this a little?

[05:49:10] Um, yeah.

[05:49:12] This looks fucking amazing.

[05:49:14] You don't have to make the crumble, actually.

[05:49:16] Cookie? Oh my god, I'm actually down to go.

[05:49:18] We can bail this whole thing out, I'm not even getting it.

[05:49:20] I'm gonna put this in the toilet.

[05:49:24] Whistle.

[05:49:27] You don't got it.

[05:49:29] I'm thirsty.

[05:49:31] Okay. You hold it down, I'm gonna go get you some water.

[05:49:34] It's in my room. So it's gonna take like 45 seconds.

[05:49:36] I don't have a bottle.

[05:49:38] Am I not a bottle?

[05:49:39] Which one?

[05:49:40] There's a water bottle right here.

[05:49:41] Oh yeah, I'm just throwing up pain when it shuts up your asshole.

[05:49:44] Ew.

[05:49:46] Great.

[05:49:47] I think it's a no.

[05:49:50] Wait, what the fuck is in the bottom of this?

[05:49:53] Ew, what is in there? I'm scared.

[05:49:56] You didn't even look.

[05:49:58] What's this?

[05:50:00] What's in the bottom of it?

[05:50:02] Get a wolf.

[05:50:03] Check out what's in the bottom.

[05:50:05] I'm scared.

[05:50:06] Alright, the joke, okay, never mind. I was gonna squeeze in and it was gonna go over. There's nothing in it. You're safe. Don't worry.

[05:50:10] Okay.

[05:50:11] I'm not. I'm scaring her.

[05:50:14] What?

[05:50:16] Dude, our bacon's gone. Like, we're missing...

[05:50:19] Go, go get a blow, I'm tired.

[05:50:24] Listen, it looks like we have a lot left.

[05:50:27] No, we're all full of yourself.

[05:50:30] Literally the last 10 minutes, everything will come together here.

[05:50:33] Get the butter, get the butter.

[05:50:35] What tar?

[05:50:36] Take the butter out of the box.

[05:50:38] I'm sure you'll open one right here.

[05:50:39] Oh yeah, sure you don't.

[05:50:40] I told you.

[05:50:41] Take out two sticks of butter.

[05:50:42] Two sticks of butter? Let me know.

[05:50:44] Give me three.

[05:50:45] One.

[05:50:46] Give me three.

[05:50:48] How close would you say we are percentage wise?

[05:50:55] Yeah, I'm just ready to eat I think the chat is too

[05:51:00] Trust me, baby. Trust me

[05:51:10] We're past that already

[05:51:14] Oh

[05:51:17] Just leave it, just leave it.

[05:51:19] Girl, happy up late night in the studio.

[05:51:21] I'm fucking proud of you two.

[05:51:23] What?

[05:51:25] Are you taking pity?

[05:51:27] Can you smash the button?

[05:51:29] Girl, do you want a...

[05:51:31] Can you guys have a potato match?

[05:51:33] Oh, so I actually have a potato gun.

[05:51:35] Yeah, you can.

[05:51:37] You can.

[05:51:39] Girl, do you want a...

[05:51:41] Can you guys have a potato match?

[05:51:43] Oh, so I actually have a potato gun?

[05:51:45] I'm going to have a potato gun.

[05:51:47] Yeah, you did it.

[05:51:52] You fuck it.

[05:52:08] We have some butter and some father next to it.

[05:52:15] I think it might be more useful to use my hands.

[05:52:17] Yeah, anything.

[05:52:18] Yeah.

[05:52:22] This feels kind of fun.

[05:52:24] Yeah, this one's fun.

[05:52:25] This is my type of fun now.

[05:52:30] There's some kind of physical toilet there.

[05:52:36] Smother my hands into this.

[05:52:39] You're doing good.

[05:52:40] Thank you.

[05:52:42] Oh, fuck.

[05:52:43] I need you please.

[05:52:45] One French onion soup please.

[05:52:49] You know any memes or no?

[05:52:51] Um...

[05:52:53] Maybe.

[05:52:55] You just want to get the fuck out of here, doggy.

[05:52:58] I'm hungry, I want a meat!

[05:53:01] Yeah, I feel that sister, you know.

[05:53:03] It's also my time of my month, and I'm hungry.

[05:53:07] She doesn't hear me.

[05:53:10] Yeah, either she doesn't hear me or she doesn't go at me.

[05:53:12] Same thing.

[05:53:13] Yeah, like I'm drunk.

[05:53:15] No, she doesn't.

[05:53:19] Yep.

[05:53:20] Now I was just saying, it's my time of my month, so I was hurry.

[05:53:24] Yeah, so now what's with her?

[05:53:26] Well, I mean time of my period.

[05:53:29] It's called man-crams, dude.

[05:53:31] Yeah.

[05:53:33] Men used to go to war.

[05:53:39] Tough crowd.

[05:53:40] I'll show you guys.

[05:53:41] I'm just not talking jokes.

[05:53:43] All right, so welcome to the comedy club.

[05:53:48] So a horse walks into a bar and it asks for a margarita.

[05:53:52] It asks for, you know, the normal stuff like espresso,

[05:53:58] I'm gonna stop, I'm gonna stop, like express on martini, lemon drop, etc, right?

[05:54:04] So it's a Friday, so it's kind of like today, but it's today.

[05:54:07] So when he walks into the bar, he goes, damn, I really don't like it.

[05:54:09] You're gonna do me?

[05:54:10] I thought you were gonna do me more.

[05:54:13] Oh, you mean more floppy?

[05:54:16] I just need to, please.

[05:54:18] That was sugar.

[05:54:19] I'm sorry.

[05:54:22] So cute.

[05:54:23] That's right.

[05:54:27] I need my file.

[05:54:30] Who the fuck making this?

[05:54:32] Okay, hold on. We're making a mess.

[05:54:34] I gotta clean this, remember?

[05:54:39] Saeed?

[05:54:41] Is Silky going live?

[05:54:46] Or were you just testing his internet?

[05:54:51] Oh, you just starting from?

[05:54:53] Yeah.

[05:54:54] You gotta be here?

[05:54:55] Oh, great.

[05:54:59] How to be here means how long you think?

[05:55:05] How long do you think we'll be? Because you know, it might just get loud.

[05:55:08] It's gonna get loud?

[05:55:09] So he might be going live, yeah. I didn't expect him to go live until maybe like 12 o'clock.

[05:55:13] If you lock in, we can finish in 13 minutes.

[05:55:15] Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

[05:55:19] Oh, he's 13 minutes?

[05:55:21] Okay, so he has a lot of scot.

[05:55:25] Okay I think this might be done. French onion soup please!

[05:55:35] It's actually really good.

[05:55:38] Oh, these are flowers.

[05:55:40] Oh, um, sorry, I'm just gonna help.

[05:55:43] I have too much butter.

[05:55:45] You know what?

[05:55:46] Hot!

[05:55:47] Dude, that's just pretty normal, I feel.

[05:55:49] Really?

[05:55:50] Yeah, that's all.

[05:55:51] I think the AC here is horrible.

[05:55:53] This is because it's at 77 and I said it's a 68.

[05:55:59] Wait, I told you to put it to the fun number.

[05:56:04] Wait, so who do you watch, Trimmerwise?

[05:56:08] Myself?

[05:56:10] I like uh...

[05:56:17] I like KCOS dreams.

[05:56:19] KCOS?

[05:56:20] Who's gonna be your second favorite guy?

[05:56:23] I like Archie's Beat Street Clips.

[05:56:26] What was your third favorite?

[05:56:28] I don't know.

[05:56:30] What kind is an Alistair?

[05:56:32] I don't know about your fourth?

[05:56:34] I don't know.

[05:56:36] It's a sin streamer, but...

[05:56:38] What would you say your fifth is like?

[05:56:40] I don't think I have any more.

[05:56:42] You don't even watch any of them?

[05:56:44] That's fine.

[05:56:45] That's cool.

[05:56:46] I'll watch this one.

[05:56:48] I think it's going to be ready.

[05:56:50] Okay, go block it.

[05:56:52] Okay.

[05:56:54] I'm tired.

[05:56:56] Do I look like you just?

[05:56:58] No. I don't know if the apricot mow is going to work out.

[05:57:00] Dude, don't say that.

[05:57:02] But everything else will.

[05:57:04] Don't say that.

[05:57:06] And we're going to make the steak, too.

[05:57:08] The steak is quick enough.

[05:57:10] Yeah.

[05:57:12] Okay, I need to go some time.

[05:57:14] You know what I call a fight?

[05:57:16] I'm chasing a girl 15 minutes you said lock in see come on tell me what to do

[05:57:30] we're locked time time time we don't have it remember we didn't get the

[05:57:35] tongue tongue tongue no we got that not at all so one time you have a marlin

[05:57:44] kind of carriage.

[05:57:46] Da, to the world, I'm here.

[05:57:51] I want you to.

[05:57:55] Alright, where should I put it?

[05:57:59] Where do you put it?

[05:58:02] Is it bad?

[05:58:03] Is it feasible?

[05:58:05] I don't even know what that is.

[05:58:08] It's feasible.

[05:58:09] It's your guys' love.

[05:58:12] I'm cracked by that. I'm fucking hungry.

[05:58:16] Oh fuck.

[05:58:17] Is there anyone else here?

[05:58:18] I turned this on.

[05:58:19] Um, so you hold the alt, then you press down.

[05:58:21] No, that's what I turned on.

[05:58:22] Okay.

[05:58:25] Okay, I don't know.

[05:58:26] You just put an obstacle.

[05:58:28] Oh fuck, wait, you actually need to put an obstacle.

[05:58:31] I thought this thing said,

[05:58:32] Can you help me?

[05:58:33] I don't know what you're gonna do.

[05:58:34] Okay, we need another camera.

[05:58:39] Oh fuck.

[05:58:40] I think we're all in pain.

[05:58:43] Oh no, no, no, no.

[05:58:45] Oh no, no, no.

[05:58:47] Son.

[05:58:48] This one?

[05:58:49] Son.

[05:58:51] Son.

[05:58:53] Son, onion.

[05:58:55] Fungi vatanyan.

[05:58:58] We'll set that off.

[05:59:00] We'll use this for our lobster.

[05:59:02] Can you get me the butter?

[05:59:06] Oh, that's here.

[05:59:10] I feel like I'm failing you because I know I'm not doing anything productive.

[05:59:20] I want to be productive.

[05:59:21] I want people to look at me and chat and be like, this guy actually knows what he's doing.

[05:59:26] This one.

[05:59:27] We're actually so close.

[05:59:28] Other than the apple crumble.

[05:59:29] That's right.

[05:59:30] Wow, good job.

[05:59:31] That's good.

[05:59:32] We're actually so close. Other than that, we'll come by this way.

[05:59:36] Wow, good job!

[05:59:38] That's good.

[05:59:40] That's good, that's good. I'll tell you that's enough.

[05:59:42] Okay, cut some. Cut some more.

[05:59:46] What are you thinking about?

[05:59:53] Oh fuck. How much?

[05:59:56] Three and a half.

[05:59:58] Add a little bit of varnish, a little bit of water.

[06:00:04] Got it.

[06:00:08] What about it?

[06:00:09] Put enough in there.

[06:00:13] So you remember the knife.

[06:00:14] Yeah, I saw it in the video.

[06:00:17] You remember the knife.

[06:00:18] You remember the knife.

[06:00:20] Remember the knife?

[06:00:21] Go cut some garlic.

[06:00:24] Do you have any more garlic?

[06:00:25] What?

[06:00:30] Hurry, hurry, hurry.

[06:00:31] Yeah, I'm gonna kill him.

[06:00:43] It's like two hours and ten minutes.

[06:00:45] He's lying.

[06:00:47] What?

[06:00:49] No, I'm not!

[06:00:51] There's no fucking way we're at two hours.

[06:00:53] Okay.

[06:00:55] What is that?

[06:00:56] Step it out!

[06:00:57] Hi, how are you?

[06:00:58] This is my friend, Nicholas Stewart.

[06:00:59] I should know that.

[06:01:00] I think we met a long time ago.

[06:01:01] How are you?

[06:01:02] No, that is Nicholas Bosco.

[06:01:03] Not Stewart.

[06:01:04] What are you guys cooking?

[06:01:05] Lobster roll?

[06:01:06] What?

[06:01:07] Tan?

[06:01:08] Tan?

[06:01:09] Yeah.

[06:01:10] You're having a little outside there?

[06:01:11] No.

[06:01:12] Not really.

[06:01:13] You look stink.

[06:01:14] You look stink?

[06:01:15] Yeah.

[06:01:16] It looks real stinky.

[06:01:17] It looks real stinky.

[06:01:18] Over night.

[06:01:19] You look stinky.

[06:01:20] You look stinky.

[06:01:21] You look stinky?

[06:01:22] Yeah.

[06:01:23] What's wrong with you now?

[06:01:25] Overnight oats.

[06:01:26] Not a good start.

[06:01:27] What are you doing right now?

[06:01:28] What are you doing right now?

[06:01:29] What are you doing right now?

[06:01:30] Are you hungry?

[06:01:31] Yes.

[06:01:32] So hungry.

[06:01:33] Oh, I wish there was someone cooking food.

[06:01:36] You're a lot of officers.

[06:01:37] You're awesome.

[06:01:38] Wait.

[06:01:39] I don't know.

[06:01:40] He knows.

[06:01:41] He doesn't.

[06:01:42] He's breathing.

[06:01:43] One minute.

[06:01:44] Okay, so we're at two hours and 12 minutes.

[06:01:47] Almost five.

[06:01:48] Yes, ma'am.

[06:01:49] You talk.

[06:01:50] No, yeah.

[06:01:51] I have to murder one.

[06:01:52] You already killed one?

[06:01:54] I killed one, yeah. She killed another.

[06:01:56] I think it was a sneaky, a lot of the time.

[06:01:58] The one that I killed started jumping around.

[06:02:00] He's just alive in here now.

[06:02:02] Those two are alive.

[06:02:04] Wait, I think they're here. Do you mind me if I look at that?

[06:02:06] He's clawed up.

[06:02:08] Oh my god.

[06:02:10] We should not put in like a water or something.

[06:02:12] I don't know what that is.

[06:02:14] Okay, yeah.

[06:02:16] I want to assure you,

[06:02:18] we take all of them from like, you know, the seeking places,

[06:02:20] like you know the seafood places in the group, the ocean.

[06:02:24] I have a good idea.

[06:02:25] Go to every red lobster in Los Angeles, buy the lobster.

[06:02:28] Buy the lobster spots, that's good.

[06:02:30] Red lobster may have tasted tiny.

[06:02:31] Buy a lobster.

[06:02:32] Buy a lobster.

[06:02:33] Buy a lobster.

[06:02:34] Buy a lobster.

[06:02:35] Buy a lobster.

[06:02:36] Or they were going bankrupt.

[06:02:37] Now let me know if you need like a taste judge or something

[06:02:39] when the food's ready or something.

[06:02:41] You want a lobster?

[06:02:42] A lobster?

[06:02:43] I mean, yeah, when you mind to try a little.

[06:02:44] Shut the fuck up.

[06:02:45] You're going to wait.

[06:02:46] What time are you leaving?

[06:02:47] It's, you know, I don't know.

[06:02:48] I'm pretty good.

[06:02:49] How are we gonna do this hour?

[06:02:52] Shower.

[06:02:53] Yeah, without me?

[06:02:55] You have to wait till later tonight to shower with me.

[06:02:58] You little freaky fuck.

[06:03:00] Freaky fuck.

[06:03:01] You fucked my ass tonight?

[06:03:03] You fucked your ass tonight.

[06:03:05] What?

[06:03:06] It's my ass?

[06:03:07] No.

[06:03:08] You're a dog.

[06:03:09] No, it's right on the car.

[06:03:16] Okay, mom, I'm done.

[06:03:17] One more time, guys.

[06:03:18] One more?

[06:03:19] Oh, I don't need any more.

[06:03:20] I'm chockin'.

[06:03:21] Chock, chock, chock, chock, chock.

[06:03:22] What the fuck do you need that for?

[06:03:23] Oh, no, no, no!

[06:03:32] Hey there, Delilah.

[06:03:33] What's it like in New York City?

[06:03:35] I'm a thousand miles away, the girl.

[06:03:38] Tonight you look so pretty, oh yes, you do.

[06:03:43] I'm as square as a shine, as bright as you, as bright as you.

[06:03:51] Hey there, do I love?

[06:03:53] Tell me a story about yourself, because tonight...

[06:03:56] I'm not gonna talk all of them. You can give me like, three unchalked.

[06:03:59] You can give me five unchalked.

[06:04:01] Oh, that's a good knife, that's a really good knife.

[06:04:14] Oh, that's a fucking knife.

[06:04:16] If you need a spoon.

[06:04:18] If anything I might need one.

[06:04:22] Oh, okay.

[06:04:23] Hey, we want some food!

[06:04:25] Yeah, we are fucking out of nuisance this is a sighting, bro.

[06:04:31] I'm gonna look around dad

[06:04:33] What's that?

[06:04:34] I wish I had something

[06:04:36] I wanna see

[06:04:41] We also need a boomerang

[06:04:50] Can I grab your tape?

[06:04:58] It's so hot

[06:05:01] I'm just thinking he just dropped it on the floor.

[06:05:11] It's so hot in here.

[06:05:18] It's funny when it's a ribeye stuff.

[06:05:23] Oh, what the fuck?

[06:05:26] You need to get a good tear or it's not hot enough.

[06:05:29] It's really, really good.

[06:05:31] It really is.

[06:05:32] Look at my face.

[06:05:33] It's not good.

[06:05:42] So, fuck this out!

[06:05:43] You're gonna stop it.

[06:05:44] Can you stop it?

[06:05:45] I'm still gonna be doing it.

[06:05:46] Stop it.

[06:05:47] You're gonna stop it.

[06:05:49] You're gonna stop it.

[06:05:51] Oh, my fucking god!

[06:05:55] Get one of my eyes!

[06:05:57] Did we do a day like that?

[06:06:00] Oh, wow.

[06:06:01] Need black pepper?

[06:06:02] Yeah.

[06:06:03] Wait, what did I just call you?

[06:06:06] Oh, I was just looking for that on my phone, dad.

[06:06:09] Where's the black pepper?

[06:06:11] Black pepper's over there.

[06:06:15] Where's the rest of my money?

[06:06:20] I knew it.

[06:06:27] That's fun, that's fun.

[06:06:31] There's something I gotta say in private there.

[06:06:33] I don't know what it is.

[06:06:34] Wait, can I guess?

[06:06:36] No, don't.

[06:06:37] The whole point is you're not supposed to guess.

[06:06:38] Okay, can you see that?

[06:06:41] Oh, it's pretty obvious bro, I'm not going in there.

[06:06:45] I know what it is.

[06:06:47] I saw it there.

[06:06:50] Mix and mix and mix and mix and mix and mix.

[06:07:08] You guys are going crazy. Wow. This is awesome. This is amazing.

[06:07:12] What would our name be? So like, for instance Lacey and Sophie have salt and pepper.

[06:07:18] Jason and Daph have rice and crackers.

[06:07:21] Rice and crackers?

[06:07:22] It's a joke on the piano.

[06:07:24] And then me and Marlon have chef and chug.

[06:07:26] So I'm the chef and he's the chef.

[06:07:27] Why is our pan on fire?

[06:07:29] Oh, it's like some oil cooking up fire.

[06:07:32] It's like a fire suit.

[06:07:34] Well, what are ours, we call it.

[06:07:36] Hmm.

[06:07:43] Chef and fire.

[06:07:44] Woo!

[06:07:48] I'm going to do a fart.

[06:07:53] It's just going to fall.

[06:07:56] Ooh, that's tough.

[06:07:58] That's really good, huh?

[06:07:59] It's scared a little while I see it.

[06:08:03] Can I try this one?

[06:08:07] Wow, that's cooked really well.

[06:08:09] No, it's not.

[06:08:10] You need to get the steamer on the inside.

[06:08:12] Oh, but it's not hot enough when you put it in.

[06:08:15] Can you get a bowl from the turntable?

[06:08:22] Do you have a bowl?

[06:08:28] Hello?

[06:08:29] Look at her now.

[06:08:30] I see one.

[06:08:31] Yeah, she has one bowl.

[06:08:32] Yeah, I'm sorry.

[06:08:33] It's just a snake.

[06:08:34] It's gonna love.

[06:08:35] Yeah?

[06:08:36] It's gonna last.

[06:08:38] Yeah?

[06:08:40] It's gonna take.

[06:08:42] Shut up.

[06:08:44] Let's do it.

[06:08:46] I'm gonna put it in a bag.

[06:08:48] I'm gonna put it in a bag.

[06:08:50] Be careful.

[06:08:56] Oh, good, good, awesome, try it.

[06:08:58] Are you sure if it can turn into a sausage?

[06:09:00] What?

[06:09:02] I don't even know what's going to burn you just can't turn the fire out of it.

[06:09:09] I'm so stressed.

[06:09:12] I'm so stressed.

[06:09:14] I'm so stressed.

[06:09:16] You're making me feel like a piece of shit.

[06:09:18] I don't even know what you're doing.

[06:09:20] You can't play anymore.

[06:09:22] I'm gonna try to clean it up a little.

[06:09:24] I'm gonna try to turn the fire off.

[06:09:26] I'm gonna chop some.

[06:09:28] Where did I chop?

[06:09:30] Hi!

[06:09:32] Chad, do you know the maid's cooking this person off?

[06:09:35] You don't say, I don't.

[06:09:38] What do you need, son?

[06:09:40] Honey?

[06:09:41] Yeah, honey.

[06:09:44] End of the day, you're back, sonny mother!

[06:09:47] Here comes the maid!

[06:09:53] I'm done, baby.

[06:09:57] Are you gonna finish this water?

[06:09:59] And the mini butter.

[06:10:01] I can have it?

[06:10:03] Yeah.

[06:10:05] Come back, come to wash the face.

[06:10:09] You're gonna make a big butter.

[06:10:11] Make a butter!

[06:10:13] Good.

[06:10:15] Where's the butter?

[06:10:17] The butter.

[06:10:19] Ah-ha! I need the paper. It's overcooking.

[06:10:21] Put the butter in.

[06:10:23] Whole butter?

[06:10:25] No, no, no. Just a little bit.

[06:10:27] What the f-

[06:10:30] That's too much.

[06:10:33] My mom, that's a piece of cake.

[06:10:39] What on earth?

[06:10:41] So much going on.

[06:10:42] F-

[06:10:43] Lost.

[06:10:44] Ow, motherfucker!

[06:10:45] I'm going to sue you.

[06:10:46] I have a baby face.

[06:10:51] Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

[06:10:53] I know this.

[06:10:54] I know this.

[06:10:55] You drip it.

[06:10:56] 10 minutes left, 10 minutes left shots!

[06:10:59] Did I stress you out?

[06:11:01] No.

[06:11:04] Marlon's having herself.

[06:11:05] Who's a good steak, you fucking...

[06:11:07] Oh, you dirty steak, you know.

[06:11:10] Oh, you're just a little steak, aren't ya?

[06:11:14] You're a fucking steak.

[06:11:16] You're a good...

[06:11:18] Fucks.

[06:11:26] It's getting hot now, yeah?

[06:11:35] I'm gonna get out of the way.

[06:11:37] Get out of the way with that one.

[06:12:01] What the fuck is this shit actually?

[06:12:03] What the fuck is this?

[06:12:05] Maybe it's not the tongue but it's the fire.

[06:12:07] I'm just saying.

[06:12:13] Wow! Wow!

[06:12:16] It's getting fucking hot.

[06:12:18] Oh yeah, it's just kind of hot.

[06:12:23] Okay, maybe it's hot or whatever.

[06:12:25] Yeah, it's right under that.

[06:12:27] Yeah.

[06:12:28] Mother!

[06:12:30] Oh no!

[06:12:34] Are you fun?

[06:12:42] No!!

[06:12:52] Okay, okay, okay, oh they're gonna, she's gonna, oh you should have allowed it, I should have allowed it, yeah.

[06:13:14] Are you looking up on TikTok how to cook? Are you a noob?

[06:13:18] No, this is the crumple!

[06:13:21] I can't take!

[06:13:22] Very noob!

[06:13:23] I can't take!

[06:13:30] What the fuck are you doing?

[06:13:31] DJ Khaled, he did it to me on his own.

[06:13:33] Wow, wow, dogs!

[06:13:35] I don't chew on it!

[06:13:42] Okay, give me my sauce.

[06:13:46] Sauce with sauce.

[06:13:48] That's okay.

[06:13:49] Give me a limit!

[06:13:51] You don't have time!

[06:13:53] Time is the essence of the creator.

[06:13:55] Yeah, you have time.

[06:13:56] Okay.

[06:13:57] I'm going to go back home.

[06:13:59] You're going to go back home.

[06:14:01] Wait for my hand.

[06:14:03] Wait for my hand.

[06:14:13] I'm taking this.

[06:14:15] I'm putting it everywhere but the box.

[06:14:17] No, I'm not going to go!

[06:14:19] Okay.

[06:14:21] Okay, next one.

[06:14:23] How about this one?

[06:14:25] We're so close.

[06:14:27] We're gonna try, we need to come here and try.

[06:14:32] Yeah, that's awesome.

[06:14:34] That's awesome.

[06:14:36] That's awesome.

[06:14:38] That's awesome.

[06:14:40] Here we go.

[06:14:42] Where is the spooze off?

[06:15:10] Okay, I'm just gonna be art, I'm gonna share it.

[06:15:14] You think I made more than one?

[06:15:16] No way.

[06:15:17] Woo!

[06:15:18] We can make like three.

[06:15:20] We gotta be pretentious.

[06:15:22] Okay, okay, that's like three.

[06:15:24] I gotta be play.

[06:15:34] Oh, you're out of shit.

[06:15:36] Me?

[06:15:37] We need chips and aerosol.

[06:15:44] We're going to do that.

[06:15:50] Oh.

[06:15:51] That was a banana!

[06:15:58] So we just make the bacon for like mid-stacks.

[06:16:05] Mom, I'm coming!

[06:16:07] Look at here!

[06:16:11] How to cook 101?

[06:16:14] I'll put everything out of the way. Why is there so much shit?

[06:16:16] No, we should put it over there.

[06:16:18] It's a little bit wet.

[06:16:19] It's fine.

[06:16:20] Okay, wait, go get the...

[06:16:21] You need to go chop some...

[06:16:26] No, you must work under conditions like this.

[06:16:30] Okay?

[06:16:31] Now get up!

[06:16:32] Let's do this!

[06:16:33] Let's cook!

[06:16:34] Yes, ma'am!

[06:16:36] Alright.

[06:16:37] What did we buy eggs for?

[06:16:39] I need an egg.

[06:16:41] You bought it just to take it home?

[06:16:43] I needed an egg, so...

[06:16:46] Whatever.

[06:16:47] Okay, okay, sure.

[06:16:48] Whatever.

[06:16:49] Okay, what about us?

[06:16:50] Okay, go get the oyster crackers.

[06:16:53] Oyster crackers?

[06:16:59] I'm scared.

[06:17:00] I can't put this on the pan, Patrick.

[06:17:02] You know how to play.

[06:17:13] We played too fast. What's going on here?

[06:17:16] Put it in.

[06:17:18] Put it in now.

[06:17:19] Unless you have two small balls. You have two small balls?

[06:17:32] You should have tell us dressable.

[06:17:40] You want a coffee?

[06:17:44] Are we trying to fix me up right now?

[06:17:46] Cups?

[06:17:48] I know there might be bulls.

[06:17:50] The bull right now!

[06:17:52] No, but I slept in this on his shoe.

[06:17:54] Give me one second, man.

[06:17:56] I'm the right baby.

[06:17:58] Anywhere, anywhere in here I have

[06:18:00] Anywhere in here.

[06:18:02] Oh my god!

[06:18:08] When I'm with you, all I get is waffles!

[06:18:11] Waffles!

[06:18:14] Hey, hey, hey!

[06:18:27] Yay!

[06:18:30] Some say I got the moves, but yeah.

[06:18:40] Wait, that's even sheathen.

[06:18:53] Put some stuff in there too, or there's more stuff in there.

[06:18:55] You wanna grab it or what?

[06:18:56] Grab it, take a look.

[06:18:57] Yo this looks good!

[06:19:00] Grab it for so close, like I would do that.

[06:19:05] Just a moment, take a...

[06:19:07] We need more ties.

[06:19:19] Why is it not good?

[06:19:20] I don't know, I haven't tried it yet.

[06:19:22] It's not good!

[06:19:24] Wait, really?

[06:19:26] I've actually never mixed that chocolate.

[06:19:28] What?

[06:19:30] It's not good!

[06:19:32] I haven't tried it.

[06:19:34] I didn't, I didn't. I stabbed myself.

[06:19:36] What are you cheating?

[06:19:38] No, you cheated.

[06:19:40] Now I have to eat some.

[06:19:44] Is it not good?

[06:19:46] I'm tasting it. I just stabbed myself.

[06:19:48] Alright, are we gonna toss up?

[06:19:55] Terry!

[06:19:57] You're different here. You don't have to try it.

[06:20:00] No.

[06:20:02] Let's do the ordinary.

[06:20:05] Dude, chat. Let's see how far we are.

[06:20:09] We're almost there.

[06:20:10] Dude, so guess how long we've been doing this for?

[06:20:13] You won't even guess.

[06:20:16] Give me another, where's the other, pop out the button.

[06:20:19] Oh, that's right here.

[06:20:20] Oh, that was one I ate.

[06:20:22] What?

[06:20:23] That was the one I ate.

[06:20:24] I need three.

[06:20:25] This one's broken.

[06:20:26] Sorry about it.

[06:20:27] How you done it?

[06:20:28] Please, you have to put the sauce on first.

[06:20:29] Ah, there.

[06:20:30] What?

[06:20:31] I'll take a bite of this thing.

[06:20:32] Oh, no, no, no.

[06:20:33] Oh, shit.

[06:20:34] You have to put the lobster on first.

[06:20:35] Oh, shit.

[06:20:36] Oh, shit.

[06:20:37] Oh, shit.

[06:20:38] Oh, shit.

[06:20:39] Oh, shit.

[06:20:40] Oh, shit.

[06:20:41] Oh, shit.

[06:20:42] Oh, shit.

[06:20:43] No, no, no, no.

[06:20:44] Oh, shit.

[06:20:45] Yeah, put the lobster in.

[06:20:51] That's fine.

[06:20:52] Yeah, that's fine.

[06:20:53] Okay.

[06:20:54] Looks okay.

[06:20:55] Wait.

[06:20:56] This looks great.

[06:20:57] So what do we do with the apples?

[06:20:59] Fuck the apples.

[06:21:00] Fuck the apples!

[06:21:01] I don't know.

[06:21:02] I'm not even sure I got it.

[06:21:05] This is looking like a 5 out of 10.

[06:21:08] This is like a matter of daddy.

[06:21:09] Wait, what is the matter, daddy?

[06:21:11] You know, microwave you some butter.

[06:21:13] Microwave you some butter.

[06:21:15] I'm gonna butter the ones with it.

[06:21:17] I have some here that's very hot.

[06:21:19] That's more how the top of your skin is seen.

[06:21:21] What's up?

[06:21:22] I'm also gonna microwave it.

[06:21:24] We're so close to cold.

[06:21:32] I cut the stain as well.

[06:21:34] Wait, wait, wait.

[06:21:35] Put it in something.

[06:21:37] Put it in a cup.

[06:21:38] Put it in something.

[06:21:39] How do you open this?

[06:21:41] Put it in the cup, put it in the cup.

[06:21:44] Malin, look up, Malin.

[06:21:47] Sipping on the drag seat.

[06:21:49] If you breathe really close to it, you can get radiation and get cancer, oh, buzzers.

[06:22:13] You'll start to feel it's like a galaxy gas.

[06:22:15] Hey man, my name is...

[06:22:17] My mind is

[06:22:32] I'm only even in the 50 seconds

[06:22:34] Wait, I need a pasta, put it in a bowl.

[06:22:44] Okay, is the butter going to be fine for 6 more seconds?

[06:22:49] Yeah.

[06:22:50] Give me a bowl.

[06:22:52] The next one, I'm pretty hot.

[06:22:54] Wait, what does he say?

[06:22:56] It's fine.

[06:22:57] I need a bowl.

[06:22:58] This is good.

[06:22:59] This is good.

[06:23:00] Bring the pasta over here.

[06:23:03] Oh

[06:23:21] She kind of sounds like a twig of Thanos, she kind of sounds like a twig for Thanos

[06:23:33] Here, I'll put the steak in the bowl.

[06:23:35] Move this.

[06:23:39] Did you just do my job?

[06:23:41] She's helping me process it.

[06:23:44] Everyone holds!

[06:23:46] Why is there a steak like raw?

[06:23:48] It's not raw, it's medium rare.

[06:23:51] How do you eat your steak?

[06:23:53] Well done.

[06:23:55] No, medium-walled, okay.

[06:23:56] Wait, really?

[06:23:57] The last time you stole my steak, it was medium rare.

[06:24:00] Yeah, but that was wagging.

[06:24:02] Oh, this is a rip on it, it's fine.

[06:24:04] This is also not even being a mirrored.

[06:24:06] It's like, a little over.

[06:24:08] Dude, that's a duck deal.

[06:24:13] Can I eat my butter?

[06:24:15] What do you think?

[06:24:16] Well, I'm not so good.

[06:24:18] Can I eat a spoon?

[06:24:25] What's that, what?

[06:24:28] I'm trying to find a spoon.

[06:24:29] I haven't eaten anything yet and you were going to eat it?

[06:24:43] I'm going to fire it.

[06:24:46] Did I put on a plate?

[06:24:47] No, no.

[06:24:48] You need your own plate, but that's for me.

[06:24:50] No, I eat from the pot.

[06:24:52] I don't even know.

[06:24:54] Here.

[06:25:00] Oh, you know I have honey too?

[06:25:02] You don't have honey?

[06:25:04] Oh my god, wait, you're...

[06:25:08] Wait, that's all for me?

[06:25:10] No.

[06:25:11] You're not going to eat a steak?

[06:25:13] No, I eat it all the time.

[06:25:15] You too though.

[06:25:17] You should have some.

[06:25:19] That's okay.

[06:25:23] Ready?

[06:25:24] No, I'm not ready yet.

[06:25:26] Look at the soup, it's uneven.

[06:25:28] This is mine, this is my f*****g soup.

[06:25:31] Where the f*****g are you glad?

[06:25:35] Can you put it on the fan for me to see?

[06:25:37] Oh, it's on the fan for me.

[06:25:41] You said what?

[06:25:43] See, you put it on the fan for me to see.

[06:25:45] Sometimes I don't want to be happy

[06:25:51] Don't hold it against me if I'm down to the baby

[06:25:55] Bye, you see

[06:26:03] I didn't even try it

[06:26:09] Ready

[06:26:15] This one's pretty.

[06:26:18] That's too much, it's too much.

[06:26:20] That's too much, it's too much.

[06:26:22] That's too much.

[06:26:23] We should do the extras.

[06:26:25] I guess that's got one.

[06:26:27] I'm not going to lie.

[06:26:31] It's not going to lie.

[06:26:32] When it's all said and done,

[06:26:35] they can't tell a shit.

[06:26:37] It's not true.

[06:26:39] It's not true.

[06:26:41] What?

[06:26:44] Man, this looks terrible, but this will be good.

[06:26:46] Here.

[06:26:47] Can you bring it? Can I move it?

[06:26:49] No, bring it to table.

[06:26:53] Man, I'm sure it was hard. I didn't overact to get it.

[06:26:57] You yourself? Bring it.

[06:26:59] No, I'll give it.

[06:27:04] King must eat at a table.

[06:27:06] I'm sure you're hungry too, huh?

[06:27:08] Of course.

[06:27:14] I just dropped him.

[06:27:16] I'm gonna be laughing and you're gonna fuck him alive.

[06:27:19] Hold on, this was a long time ago.

[06:27:21] Okay, I'm gonna take the one that I put my thumb in by accident.

[06:27:25] You guys should sit on this side for a while.

[06:27:27] Ooh, you're kind of like a twin for Thanos.

[06:27:30] I wish.

[06:27:31] We're gonna go on this side.

[06:27:32] What do you want?

[06:27:33] Because it's better for lighting.

[06:27:34] Oh, this genius.

[06:27:35] What the fuck?

[06:27:36] I know.

[06:27:37] Ooh, you're a melted butter.

[06:27:39] My favorite YouTuber growing up was Scott is Minecraft.

[06:27:43] We're growing up with Scott as Minecraft.

[06:27:44] He used to call it Gold Butter from Minecraft.

[06:27:46] Do you know what that is?

[06:27:47] Hey, we're off to Canadian, Jerome, ASF,

[06:27:49] and win the Hunger Games.

[06:27:50] Are you talking to me?

[06:27:51] I'm sorry.

[06:27:52] I'm sorry.

[06:28:01] Don't say ours.

[06:28:05] You need to change this.

[06:28:06] You need to change this.

[06:28:07] Hmm.

[06:28:09] What should we do with the apples?

[06:28:10] Should we eat it?

[06:28:11] Yeah, I'll eat it.

[06:28:13] Wait a minute, did you make me buy all this shit?

[06:28:28] Shit that you needed for your own house?

[06:28:31] Cause I'm realizing I didn't use like 90% of this.

[06:28:36] It's just the eggs.

[06:28:37] The eggs?

[06:28:38] Half of this?

[06:28:39] The milk?

[06:28:40] I didn't get the milk out of it.

[06:28:43] No, no.

[06:28:44] Alright, you ready?

[06:28:45] What do you think of me?

[06:28:46] Oh, we need to, I need another tweet.

[06:28:47] Okay, also you need to.

[06:28:48] Oh, wait, I'll get this one.

[06:28:49] Alright, I'm gonna put this separate.

[06:28:50] Yeah, I'll pass on the whole.

[06:28:51] I'll hold it like that.

[06:28:52] Okay.

[06:28:53] Go self.

[06:28:54] This is other than that.

[06:28:55] Self care.

[06:28:56] You have to be able to stay close, better on its own.

[06:28:59] This was very stressful.

[06:29:04] You have to be a little bit more careful, it's better on its own.

[06:29:10] This was very stressful.

[06:29:12] So you will not believe, you will not believe where I found this ball.

[06:29:18] The bowling alley.

[06:29:20] I'm gonna kill myself.

[06:29:24] Did she say she loves herself? What was that?

[06:29:28] She said that joke was fucking hilarious.

[06:29:30] I think we'll get another ball and make the same joke if you want to hear it again.

[06:29:33] Okay, wait, put the other, put the other past the,

[06:29:37] the other past me.

[06:29:43] Ooh, you know we go to Atlas?

[06:29:45] Probably the Parmesan that you made me buy.

[06:29:48] That's shitty Parmesan, I can't use it.

[06:29:51] Yeah, it's a shit.

[06:29:53] You made me buy that so you could take it home.

[06:29:56] I don't even buy, bring some shitty Parmesan.

[06:29:59] Where's my hand? Where's that money?

[06:30:01] We are all radioed.

[06:30:05] Yeah we are.

[06:30:06] We cannot show.

[06:30:07] You play video games?

[06:30:08] I do play a lot of video games.

[06:30:11] What video games?

[06:30:12] I play League.

[06:30:13] Holy f**k, encourage.

[06:30:14] I know.

[06:30:15] Are you at the bowl?

[06:30:16] I have a bowl.

[06:30:17] It gives me the most work.

[06:30:18] Thank you.

[06:30:19] Okay.

[06:30:20] You have a bowl.

[06:30:22] It's one of the most work.

[06:30:24] Thank you.

[06:30:28] Can I lay?

[06:30:30] Yeah, it's fine.

[06:30:32] You can have one of these though.

[06:30:34] I'll let you have one.

[06:30:36] I'm feeling nice with you.

[06:30:38] Of course, bro.

[06:30:40] Ever again, you'll be executed.

[06:30:44] Alright, I'm going to go get water for us, okay?

[06:30:46] Alright.

[06:30:48] Hi.

[06:30:53] I'm stressed.

[06:30:56] The lighting is good.

[06:30:59] I look sweaty.

[06:31:12] I don't know how everybody gets caught.

[06:31:14] Caught?

[06:31:15] Yeah, he gets caught.

[06:31:18] Hey, Mom, is that some soda?

[06:31:27] Where's all that?

[06:31:29] There's some soda.

[06:31:31] Where are you taking us for our presentation?

[06:31:34] Oh, that's cute.

[06:31:36] Here, have a look.

[06:31:38] Thank you!

[06:31:39] Alright, should I take you to the hospital?

[06:31:42] Yeah.

[06:31:43] Take a seat.

[06:31:45] I'm gonna take a bite.

[06:31:58] No, you gotta cheers it.

[06:32:01] Okay I'll cheers it.

[06:32:03] Here, some of that.

[06:32:05] There's some of that.

[06:32:08] Oh my god!

[06:32:09] Okay guys, this!

[06:32:11] Wait, is it too bright?

[06:32:12] I don't know.

[06:32:13] Okay guys so today me and you want me to scoot out of here?

[06:32:20] Oh, now you might eat something.

[06:32:22] Ow!

[06:32:23] Oh no.

[06:32:24] Oh, please help her.

[06:32:26] What?

[06:32:27] That was something.

[06:32:28] We should all be reading it though.

[06:32:30] Okay.

[06:32:31] It's okay.

[06:32:32] Don't cry.

[06:32:33] Don't do it.

[06:32:36] Why is your table so hard?

[06:32:40] Oh, fuck man. Fuck you, Tay-Role.

[06:32:44] Okay, so we...

[06:32:49] Okay, so we made lobster rolls.

[06:32:54] With a little base sauce.

[06:32:58] Rib eye.

[06:32:59] Okay, don't look at the steak.

[06:33:00] Don't look at the steak. Don't look at the steak. Don't look at the steak.

[06:33:03] Clam.

[06:33:04] Chowder.

[06:33:05] With...

[06:33:07] Baking fix.

[06:33:08] And

[06:33:11] And

[06:33:15] And then we finished you seem so depressed, okay, let's dig in

[06:33:29] Oh, you want some okay, I mean it's a little good

[06:33:34] Yeah, that's really good.

[06:33:35] I don't know what the big thing is.

[06:33:37] Oh my!

[06:33:39] This mom's, give me some skin!

[06:33:41] No?

[06:33:42] Give me some skin.

[06:33:44] Here, open up baby.

[06:33:46] Who's a good boy?

[06:33:47] Who's a big, that's a lot of bacon.

[06:33:48] Come on, just fucking eat it.

[06:33:50] Right, this is actually really good.

[06:33:52] I'm trying it.

[06:33:54] Wow, oh right back in the back.

[06:33:56] Yeah, this is, we can have a potato.

[06:33:58] This is good as shit.

[06:33:59] One dollar's really good.

[06:34:01] It's actually really good.

[06:34:02] What's your most fun meal that you make because I said what is the hardest?

[06:34:32] I forgot to put that fucking chili in the plate.

[06:34:34] Motherfucker.

[06:34:38] That's what we were waiting for.

[06:34:40] You were waiting for her feet to split.

[06:34:42] I mean, yeah.

[06:34:44] She's good.

[06:34:46] This is good.

[06:34:48] Too good.

[06:34:50] I'm not gonna lie, the potato makes it taste really good.

[06:34:52] I like the potato.

[06:34:54] Which is crazy.

[06:34:56] I'm not usually a fan of like, seafood.

[06:34:58] But when I see food, I eat it.

[06:35:00] eat it. Yeah, let's try the lobster roll. Okay, so this one was a little tricky.

[06:35:08] Anyone watching at home, make sure to not try this because it was a little scary.

[06:35:12] We had to kill a lobster for this. Yes, so we murdered it, but this is what we got.

[06:35:18] Cheers. Yes.

[06:35:30] It's cold. Yeah. Put it in the microwave. I'm so glad. No, put it in the microwave!

[06:35:40] I think we should put it in the microwave. It's cold. It's okay, though. I like cold things.

[06:35:45] No, put it in the microwave. Okay, yeah, I'll just have a fuck myself. It's good though.

[06:35:52] though.

[06:35:53] It's okay.

[06:35:54] It doesn't need to be the money.

[06:35:55] Maybe you're not safe, what's the number?

[06:35:57] I don't know, I fucked up stage.

[06:35:59] It's over cooked.

[06:36:00] Don't do it, do it, don't make me stay.

[06:36:03] Listen, not anything is perfected in a way.

[06:36:09] God made everything alright.

[06:36:11] He never made everything perfect.

[06:36:13] If it was perfect, it wouldn't have to work right.

[06:36:18] And right now...

[06:36:20] State has to be perfect, otherwise there's no point.

[06:36:24] Okay, so, a pencil walks into a sharpener.

[06:36:27] The sharpener was like, yo, what are you doing here?

[06:36:30] Because I don't know what's the point.

[06:36:35] How many jokes do you have?

[06:36:37] I got it.

[06:36:38] You're so creative.

[06:36:39] What do you call a fish with no eyes?

[06:36:46] Is that not the answer?

[06:36:48] Oh, yes, sir.

[06:36:50] All right, now to the pop.

[06:36:53] Good.

[06:36:54] Okay.

[06:36:55] Let's move that right here.

[06:36:57] This was mine, the one that I took a big bite.

[06:37:00] Oh, you got me lemon.

[06:37:02] Nice.

[06:37:03] All right, let's take a bite.

[06:37:04] Cheers.

[06:37:05] Cheers.

[06:37:06] Cheers.

[06:37:07] Mmm.

[06:37:08] Mmm.

[06:37:09] Mmm.

[06:37:10] Mmm.

[06:37:11] Mmm.

[06:37:12] Mmm.

[06:37:13] Mmm.

[06:37:14] Mmm.

[06:37:15] Wow.

[06:37:16] Okay.

[06:37:17] That's really good. We do have another one.

[06:37:23] I'm not going to finish it. You should have mine.

[06:37:26] You want mine?

[06:37:27] Of course.

[06:37:30] Do you want the other one, bro? Give it a go, bro. Let it sell.

[06:37:36] Careful, it's open.

[06:37:41] I know, we're going to clean it up after that.

[06:37:47] Look at that guy, he died for us.

[06:37:54] Hey, rest in peace, rest in peace like, what should we call him?

[06:38:04] Larry?

[06:38:05] No.

[06:38:06] Rest in peace for Cardo.

[06:38:08] Can we get a rest in peace for Cardo if he died for us today?

[06:38:14] We made it right before sunset, too.

[06:38:21] That's really good.

[06:38:23] Wow.

[06:38:24] Jeez, Louise.

[06:38:25] That's really good.

[06:38:28] Dude, you know my cat thing?

[06:38:31] They were just telling me they were like, yo, this segment was peak.

[06:38:36] I think it would be more peak if we did a cleanup segment after this.

[06:38:39] You should help with that.

[06:38:41] Dude, what?

[06:38:43] Oh, yeah, I gotta go. I'm late, you know.

[06:38:47] Rest in peace for karma.

[06:38:49] Okay, don't eat this like that. I want the chili flakes.

[06:38:51] You think I'm like a fucking... like I inhale food?

[06:38:53] I made a little bit. Yeah.

[06:38:55] So chili flakes, talk to me. What is a chili flake?

[06:38:57] You know what chili flake is?

[06:38:59] Oh, I'm tired. I used to do this all the time.

[06:39:03] I know. You're telling me.

[06:39:06] Like, working, yeah?

[06:39:08] What's the longest you sleep for?

[06:39:13] I'm not, I'm 16 hours.

[06:39:15] Mmm, cooking?

[06:39:17] No, I'm just a big eater.

[06:39:19] I'm a league of legends, huh?

[06:39:21] Is that silky?

[06:39:25] I wanted to see if you want to try my meat.

[06:39:31] Si, do you want to try?

[06:39:33] I'm so tired.

[06:39:37] This is hard as a basketball.

[06:39:39] You don't have to help me, Michael.

[06:39:43] Oh god.

[06:39:46] Anything there you can take.

[06:39:49] Wait, what the fuck?

[06:39:51] Why did I buy ice cream?

[06:39:53] Oh, that's what that all for, come on.

[06:39:55] Wait, we should eat it.

[06:39:58] What the ice cream?

[06:40:09] That was hard, quick.

[06:40:11] Yeah.

[06:40:13] Okay. What would you like to say, what would you say your experience was at the house with

[06:40:24] Stubborn Bird? It was very hot. It's a very expensive house with no AC. Yeah. And you guys

[06:40:31] need more plates. You guys need a baking tray. But it's a nice house. Did you enjoy your experience?

[06:40:39] I don't know how to do it.

[06:40:40] You have fun?

[06:40:41] Yeah.

[06:40:42] What was fun?

[06:40:43] I was about to read a book since I was a child.

[06:40:46] Oh, I thought that was fun.

[06:40:49] Out of like everyone you've done this with, is it good?

[06:40:53] You think so?

[06:40:54] It's good.

[06:40:55] The farts though, yeah.

[06:40:56] We're okay.

[06:40:57] The farts are okay.

[06:40:58] Speaking of devil.

[06:40:59] Art clam shopping.

[06:41:00] That's probably why it tastes a little less, you know?

[06:41:03] It's a llama one.

[06:41:04] What is a llama?

[06:41:05] It's a neighbor.

[06:41:06] Barts?

[06:41:07] You go put that in there, self?

[06:41:09] They do now.

[06:41:11] Oh.

[06:41:13] It's Bulan, oh mommy.

[06:41:15] Wow, you've shown those lots.

[06:41:17] I should probably put it in now.

[06:41:19] I'm fucking up that. It's like, feeling.

[06:41:21] The last hour was?

[06:41:23] How long did that take us to make?

[06:41:25] Like two and a half hours, mom.

[06:41:27] I probably could have made all my own in like an hour.

[06:41:29] So what slowed you down?

[06:41:31] You know,

[06:41:33] you know,

[06:41:35] You know, just life.

[06:41:39] This is a hard day at work, let me tell you.

[06:41:43] Like I swear, there's not many people that can do what we do, where we just sit here

[06:41:46] and just eat and cook our life.

[06:41:48] It's really hard guys.

[06:41:49] Yeah.

[06:41:50] It's just a hard job.

[06:41:53] So I'm noticing, you took like one bite at everything, is it undercooked?

[06:41:58] No, it's undercooked.

[06:41:59] You were hyped to eat the other macaroni, but then your heart came out.

[06:42:04] It's just me.

[06:42:06] Well, I mean...

[06:42:07] But...

[06:42:08] No, it's not under quotes.

[06:42:10] It's just me.

[06:42:11] The stake is over.

[06:42:12] Really?

[06:42:13] No.

[06:42:14] No, it's just me.

[06:42:15] Ah, dude.

[06:42:16] We're not in this one.

[06:42:17] Is this a difference?

[06:42:18] It's on tomorrow.

[06:42:19] Okay, about...

[06:42:20] Oh.

[06:42:21] Yeah, I'm not going to go with a lie.

[06:42:22] I just think I know.

[06:42:23] This is a good lie.

[06:42:24] It's a good lie.

[06:42:25] It's a good call.

[06:42:26] You just try to buy it like me.

[06:42:28] I'm going to break the apple.

[06:42:30] I'm going to get a hot apple.

[06:42:32] All in the day's work, Chad, let's get some puppies.

[06:42:39] You said what?

[06:42:40] What?

[06:42:41] The apples?

[06:42:42] You should low key put it on the ice cream.

[06:42:46] No one's going to eat this ice cream.

[06:42:48] I'm not, just put it in the ice cream, low key, seriously.

[06:42:54] No one's going to eat it.

[06:42:56] I'm going to write my name on it.

[06:42:59] So it's mine.

[06:43:00] I used to do that back there's some big back shit oh my god you got to be a

[06:43:07] badass let's go let's do this might be peak I'm not alive this action might be

[06:43:16] peak yeah this might be no oh my god oh that's fucked up with my mouth fucked up

[06:43:30] that is fucked off you know it it melted the ice cream like we are it's

[06:43:42] perfect for someone who's like allergic to anything with milk. Wow. It's good. It's really good.

[06:43:52] It actually is. Wow. Wow. You probably shouldn't eat too much of this. No, it's probably soft right now.

[06:43:57] Yeah. I feel like it's good. One more bite. There's one more. There's one more here. This is smaller.

[06:44:04] probably this isn't the life actually well just invent something I don't know

[06:44:14] has people done this usually has a crumble on top what is crumble like

[06:44:17] cookie but I feel like this is like unironically like this tastes really

[06:44:27] good though like how it melts verbally I probably shouldn't eat too much huh

[06:44:33] If it's some black sesame powder, I think it shouldn't be too much, right?

[06:44:36] Yeah, probably not, but I'm gonna be able to...

[06:44:38] Yo, Sayi! Come try this!

[06:44:41] You know his little ass can't allow this.

[06:44:43] He's like, get it! I'm so high up!

[06:44:45] He's like, he's just gonna give me his thumbs up, right?

[06:44:48] The Clown Chowder is good.

[06:44:50] Oh, yeah.

[06:44:52] Ew.

[06:44:54] Come here.

[06:44:55] Okay.

[06:44:56] Do you need me to come try it?

[06:44:57] Um, how do I tell you that shit just went all in it?

[06:44:59] Oh, actually...

[06:45:00] How does it hurt?

[06:45:01] Try something. Try something bro. Come here bro.

[06:45:04] Try that spot, it's good.

[06:45:05] Okay, it's interesting.

[06:45:07] Ready?

[06:45:08] Oh, I just got an amputator.

[06:45:10] Apples, nutties, and ice cream.

[06:45:12] Open up your mouth for yours.

[06:45:20] Pretty good.

[06:45:21] That's pretty good.

[06:45:23] Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.

[06:45:25] Sam, do you want to try our lobster roll?

[06:45:27] We have a little bit of lobster roll left.

[06:45:29] You should save it for selfie.

[06:45:31] Where is it?

[06:45:32] I think he's in the shower.

[06:45:33] Oh, so?

[06:45:34] Yeah.

[06:45:35] Do you want to try some of our pasta?

[06:45:37] No, no, no.

[06:45:38] Oh, sure.

[06:45:39] This, we can't feed this to Silky.

[06:45:41] Oh, but why?

[06:45:42] It's not good enough.

[06:45:44] The fuck?

[06:45:46] No one else can eat this, except us.

[06:45:49] But you can have it.

[06:45:50] Oh, like, what?

[06:45:52] Try some.

[06:45:53] Are you gonna have, you can do, just try the clown chowder.

[06:45:55] Same chowder.

[06:45:56] I've never had a fowler.

[06:45:57] I never did either, but it's actually really good.

[06:46:00] Okay

[06:46:11] Did you get powder I got the

[06:46:23] Drift it everywhere, dude, my bad

[06:46:30] I'm not gonna do it.

[06:46:31] I'm not gonna laugh at you.

[06:46:32] You're way better.

[06:46:33] It's pretty good.

[06:46:34] We have nothing.

[06:46:35] We have no meat.

[06:46:36] Oh.

[06:46:37] Yeah.

[06:46:38] You fucking just ate it.

[06:46:39] Shut up.

[06:46:40] Shut up.

[06:46:41] I'm not gonna do it.

[06:46:42] Next time I can just come and cook for you guys.

[06:46:45] Really?

[06:46:46] Yeah.

[06:46:47] You should do like a meal prep service.

[06:46:50] You should make an app.

[06:46:51] An app.

[06:46:52] Yeah.

[06:46:53] You make an app on how to cook.

[06:46:55] And you just do cooking videos and you let people like try to replicate your shit.

[06:46:59] I am a game app right now.

[06:47:01] So why did you just say an app?

[06:47:03] Because I was like, wow, you got it on the dot.

[06:47:05] Oh, you actually did?

[06:47:07] And it's about cooking, yeah.

[06:47:09] That's because you're smart.

[06:47:11] Because if you did it, it's like, for instance,

[06:47:13] I had a personal trainer who basically gave me his app.

[06:47:15] It was called Zila, and I downloaded it,

[06:47:17] and it tells you how to work out,

[06:47:19] and I never followed it because I said it worked out.

[06:47:21] But I still downloaded it.

[06:47:23] That's what I was going to get to.

[06:47:25] And then you just sell my information to someone.

[06:47:27] And then when we make hundreds of millions of dollars, we just like, I don't know, is that funny?

[06:47:33] There's like a fuck ton out there.

[06:47:34] Yeah, they're eating my fucking crops.

[06:47:36] Oh my god, they're so cute.

[06:47:37] Should I shoot them? They're eating my fucking crops.

[06:47:40] I'll help you clean.

[06:47:41] No, it's okay. Seriously. It's gonna take, yeah.

[06:47:44] Okay, all in one, it's okay.

[06:47:46] Wait, there's one right there.

[06:47:49] Aren't you afraid? Is he right there?

[06:47:51] He's so cute.

[06:47:52] He's eating my fucking thing. Look.

[06:47:54] I want to eat this too. There's two of them.

[06:47:56] There's like a hundred.

[06:47:58] There's two of them.

[06:48:00] What do you need, so I can help you?

[06:48:02] I'll clean it up if you don't want to.

[06:48:04] You don't need any of this?

[06:48:06] Thanks.

[06:48:08] Fuck! You don't want the eggs?

[06:48:10] No, I'll clean it up.

[06:48:12] No, seriously. Don't worry about cleaning. I'll clean it.

[06:48:14] No, I'm just going to eat it.

[06:48:16] Who's going to eat it?

[06:48:18] I'll just eat it after the stream.

[06:48:20] I usually consume everything that's in my face, like Kirby.

[06:48:24] You should stay the same.

[06:48:28] I'll be honest with you if you don't take that state.

[06:48:31] It's on the ground.

[06:48:32] It's fighting it off.

[06:48:33] I'm telling you everything that you want here?

[06:48:37] Okay.

[06:48:38] Yeah.

[06:48:39] Okay.

[06:48:40] This is like...

[06:48:41] I cook every day.

[06:48:43] Yeah.

[06:48:44] What was this gonna be used for?

[06:48:48] Um...

[06:48:49] I don't know.

[06:48:51] Hey, which bag are you using?

[06:48:53] This is like going to like Chanel wait, so how good did I really do?

[06:49:03] No, but like how good did I really do?

[06:49:15] What did I win?

[06:49:18] Ronnie Nets

[06:49:23] The coveted white apron. We only have one left.

[06:49:28] Oh God.

[06:49:29] And unfortunately today...

[06:49:32] It's yours!

[06:49:34] Yes!

[06:49:36] Oh my God, I am a master set!

[06:49:39] Wait, so I can actually...

[06:49:42] Is this like game one?

[06:49:44] So like you wore this in game?

[06:49:46] Yeah, what does it mean?

[06:49:48] He called me a good girl once.

[06:49:54] Okay, well no problem.

[06:49:57] That's a really good job.

[06:50:00] So how did he say that?

[06:50:02] I was like reading them all on Facebook and he was like,

[06:50:04] he was like, Jim, you put on more, put on more.

[06:50:06] But he does that.

[06:50:08] He means it in a positive way, not a weird way.

[06:50:11] Okay, I was thinking, wow, that's pretty awesome.

[06:50:15] You would have won, aren't you?

[06:50:17] I would hate to be called that by Gordon Ramsay.

[06:50:19] Imagine if it's a good boy.

[06:50:21] Oh fuck, I thought you were going to move, bro.

[06:50:23] Alright, well, I'll probably not take this off for the next 45 minutes.

[06:50:27] Oh, can we just give it to you some hold now? Let's go.

[06:50:31] Well, you know, that is so...

[06:50:33] Did you kill the knife, Cheryl?

[06:50:34] You actually want me to keep this, it's yours, it's your private key.

[06:50:36] No, I'm going to take it back.

[06:50:37] Oh, no, I fucked it up.

[06:50:39] No, you can wait for 20 minutes.

[06:50:41] Okay, yeah.

[06:50:42] I'm going to buy a leave.

[06:50:43] When your legs don't work like they used to before, fire.

[06:50:48] That was fun. Next time I'll cook for you guys.

[06:50:50] Okay.

[06:50:51] This is for you.

[06:50:52] Your legs are just feet.

[06:50:54] I'll be honest with you, eating is my specialty.

[06:50:57] I actually just feed you better.

[06:50:59] How much better do you have?

[06:51:00] Like 20.

[06:51:01] I'll be good for you now.

[06:51:02] Just finish up.

[06:51:03] Okay.

[06:51:05] Where's your friend?

[06:51:07] Hey Chad.

[06:51:08] You guys should keep this.

[06:51:09] Don't worry about that girl.

[06:51:10] We'll drop.

[06:51:11] Thanks for having me, child!

[06:51:13] She's the gold, that ass.

[06:51:14] You actually killed it.

[06:51:15] I'm sorry if I was a little difficult.

[06:51:17] You were good, but you were good.

[06:51:19] I just bought shit for her, dude!

[06:51:21] Like, we didn't even open this!

[06:51:23] Nothing, just enjoy it, this is like a-

[06:51:25] Oh, hi, I'm gorgeous.

[06:51:26] SILKIE!

[06:51:28] Hi, SILKIE!

[06:51:29] Hi, SILKIE!

[06:51:31] I was personally impressed.

[06:51:32] She made lobster rolls.

[06:51:36] Lobster?

[06:51:37] Lobster.

[06:51:38] Lobster.

[06:51:39] I think congratulations on your new success, I see you in the kids' shows, it's fire.

[06:51:46] Yeah bro.

[06:51:47] Oh, is your new friend?

[06:51:48] Yeah, it's my friend Rob.

[06:51:49] That was so tight.

[06:51:50] Oh.

[06:51:51] Oh.

[06:51:52] Oh, yeah.

[06:51:53] That's what he wants to do.

[06:51:54] That's what he wants to do.

[06:51:55] It's funny.

[06:51:56] No, don't do that.

[06:51:57] All right.

[06:51:58] You want to try it or not?

[06:51:59] No.

[06:52:00] No.

[06:52:01] No.

[06:52:02] No.

[06:52:03] No.

[06:52:04] No.

[06:52:05] No.

[06:52:06] No.

[06:52:07] I'm not allowed to have a guy on a low key ring.

[06:52:12] I said next time I'll have a great night.

[06:52:15] Oh my god, that sounds like a bad word.

[06:52:18] I'll have a great night next time.

[06:52:21] I just really want to be cut in 10 of them.

[06:52:24] Did you know that I'm making mac and cheese balls yesterday?

[06:52:28] No, I didn't.

[06:52:29] Wait, actually?

[06:52:30] No, next time?

[06:52:31] It's good.

[06:52:32] You making it?

[06:52:33] You think you're making it?

[06:52:37] No, for real. I know what I see with you.

[06:52:39] Yeah, I was just...

[06:52:41] Ha ha ha!

[06:52:43] You don't have season for it, do you?

[06:52:45] Yeah.

[06:52:47] Ewww, I feel good!

[06:52:49] That's when you have some low-key...

[06:52:51] Huh?

[06:52:53] It's not good!

[06:52:55] So what the fuck? Everything that we made is not good?

[06:52:57] You just said it was all good!

[06:52:59] It was good, it's good. There's so much.

[06:53:01] Like ice cream

[06:53:17] Damn, how much is young me let's try this all at God. I'm not tired. Okay, but I

[06:53:31] What are you doing?

[06:53:33] I made a good scratch.

[06:53:35] It's like eggnog.

[06:53:37] It's like good shit.

[06:53:41] It's the fucking biggest one.

[06:53:45] I'm lying.

[06:53:47] We made the apples though.

[06:53:49] At least it's not like no apples.

[06:53:51] No apples.

[06:53:53] Some would say green apples.

[06:53:55] And the stream and the stream.

[06:53:57] You know we've murdered an officer?

[06:53:59] Yeah, it's too warm.

[06:54:00] I was practicing it out, it's too warm.

[06:54:02] I killed a lot, Mom.

[06:54:03] There's still a lot right now.

[06:54:04] Oh, God.

[06:54:05] God.

[06:54:06] Let's say, close to death.

[06:54:07] No, I think I fell a lot.

[06:54:08] When do you have, like, a clicker?

[06:54:09] No, they're, like, declaw or, like, everything.

[06:54:10] Yeah, I fell a lot.

[06:54:11] So the Mighty King, I murdered it and it, like, attacked me after.

[06:54:12] Like, oh, like the reflexes, right?

[06:54:13] It's sort of tweaking.

[06:54:14] He jumped off the counter.

[06:54:15] No, the main foster was legit, like, tweaking.

[06:54:16] Yeah.

[06:54:17] Like, he jumped off the counter.

[06:54:18] He jumped off the counter.

[06:54:19] He jumped off the counter.

[06:54:20] He jumped off the counter.

[06:54:21] He jumped off the counter.

[06:54:22] Like the reflexes, right?

[06:54:24] He started tweaking, he jumped off the counter.

[06:54:26] The main foster was legit, like, tweaking.

[06:54:28] Yeah.

[06:54:29] I felt bad, but I really didn't kill it.

[06:54:31] I did kill it.

[06:54:32] But it was like, something happened.

[06:54:33] Oh, you told me you were hazardous.

[06:54:35] What the fuck is that?

[06:54:37] What?

[06:54:38] I'm a feminist.

[06:54:40] Oh.

[06:54:41] That was on it.

[06:54:42] I'm a man right here.

[06:54:44] Hey, bro.

[06:54:45] What's ugly?

[06:54:46] I can't talk to my foot?

[06:54:47] No, it's not good.

[06:54:48] I'm just trying.

[06:54:49] It's what you mean.

[06:54:50] You mean it, right?

[06:54:51] We made it! We made it!

[06:54:53] We made it!

[06:54:55] I'll come back and make you guys a real meal.

[06:54:59] You know...

[06:55:01] It's a little bit of fuck though.

[06:55:03] Thank you.

[06:55:05] Is it a little bit of fuck? Did you use any of them?

[06:55:08] No, it's good. It's good.

[06:55:10] Is it?

[06:55:12] Where did anybody go? Why is everyone else just gone?

[06:55:14] Nobody fucks me.

[06:55:16] Here we go.

[06:55:18] It's leaving corner.

[06:55:20] I forgot anything.

[06:55:22] You guys, actually like, dig out the community and actually like, eat the lobster?

[06:55:26] Yeah, there's a lobster here.

[06:55:28] You ate the tooth?

[06:55:30] Yeah, cause you don't like lobster.

[06:55:32] And it's the texture, like, I can't get down with that.

[06:55:34] When you're next over at the juice soup, you fuck.

[06:55:38] I didn't get anything.

[06:55:40] Uh, I'm gonna go on Patreon.

[06:55:42] I'll be a lobster. Fuck, it's really good.

[06:55:44] Mmm. Oh, you like the gay things.

[06:55:46] I like the gay things.

[06:55:48] Well, you can do it.

[06:55:50] Yeah.

[06:55:51] You can stream it.

[06:55:52] We get it done, and we get over a Patreon.

[06:55:54] Yeah, I don't know how it's allowed.

[06:55:56] Yeah, I don't know how a Patreon is allowed.

[06:55:59] I guess you might need it.

[06:56:01] I'm gonna do that.

[06:56:02] Somehow.

[06:56:03] It's a Patreon.

[06:56:04] Maybe I have to see the site for it?

[06:56:06] That's supposed to be mine.

[06:56:07] Alright.

[06:56:08] Anything else?

[06:56:09] Then I'll work there, and thanks for having me.

[06:56:11] Of course.

[06:56:12] Yeah, we just finished.

[06:56:14] Oh my god, I'm going to try to keep it.

[06:56:27] You want it?

[06:56:28] No, it's okay.

[06:56:29] I have three.

[06:56:30] Yeah.

[06:56:31] So, is this a game used?

[06:56:32] It is a game used.

[06:56:33] Gordon Ramsay.

[06:56:34] Because after we used it.

[06:56:35] No, she, Gordon Ramsay came up to her with this one and called her a good girl.

[06:56:40] That's what she said.

[06:56:41] What?

[06:56:42] I said it normally, did I not?

[06:56:49] I'm saying it normally.

[06:56:54] He was like, no she was cooking the meat and he was a good guy.

[06:57:02] No, I was like, what?

[06:57:04] No, it happened!

[06:57:06] I was like, he's a crazy car collection, he's a crazy car collection, he's like every

[06:57:15] car collection.

[06:57:16] Really?

[06:57:17] I don't know about you.

[06:57:18] Well these are not.

[06:57:19] What was it?

[06:57:20] Uh, nothing.

[06:57:21] Don't waste anything, bro.

[06:57:22] No, we don't waste anything.

[06:57:23] Yo, did you get the ductu or no?

[06:57:24] Yo, who's got me?

[06:57:25] Did you get the ductu or no?

[06:57:26] Did you get it?

[06:57:27] What's the ductu?

[06:57:28] Did you get it?

[06:57:30] Did you get it?

[06:57:32] What's the duck do?

[06:57:34] Quack!

[06:57:36] Yeah, you like that one, right?

[06:57:38] Yeah.

[06:57:40] Oh, sorry.

[06:57:42] What the fuck?

[06:57:44] Awake?

[06:57:46] Why don't you have the suits and bats?

[06:57:48] What?

[06:57:50] This kid.

[06:57:52] Oh, I was talking about the weak sneakers.

[06:57:54] The one that we're gonna enjoy this.

[06:57:56] I was looking for my son.

[06:57:58] Alright, well, see you later, Jacob.

[06:57:59] Bye bye.

[06:58:00] This evening, hopefully, we'll see you soon.

[06:58:03] Yep, have fun streaming, I hate to know.

[06:58:11] Alright, cool.

[06:58:12] You can really go to sleep right now.

[06:58:13] I know, I know.

[06:58:16] What a great fuckin' dude.

[06:58:17] Alright.

[06:58:19] What?

[06:58:20] What's on the phone, though?

[06:58:22] Okay, I'm gonna go.

[06:58:23] I have to go.

[06:58:25] Oh, it's only 7.17.

[06:58:27] Oh, you want to have a theme?

[06:58:28] Oh, I have a meeting in Florida.

[06:58:33] What?

[06:58:34] Florida?

[06:58:35] Yeah, it's a Zoom call.

[06:58:37] Oh, you're going to leave to Florida tonight?

[06:58:38] Yeah, I'm going to take the bus to Florida.

[06:58:42] OK.

[06:58:44] Do you need help with anything else?

[06:58:45] No.

[06:58:47] Thank you for coming along.

[06:58:48] Thank you for having me.

[06:58:50] W.I. Gumdrop.

[06:58:51] Ah, chat.

[06:58:53] OK.

[06:58:55] I'm gonna cook properly.

[06:58:56] No, no.

[06:58:58] Without you.

[06:58:59] Okay.

[06:59:01] Alright, well...

[06:59:02] You can eat much food. I think you're gonna be a good food tester.

[06:59:05] I am not against that.

[06:59:07] Yeah, you'd be good at testing food.

[06:59:09] Alright, my chat, I'm not gonna lie, I'm gonna help her, you know, walk out, and then also, I've got to clean it anyway, so...

[06:59:14] Thank you for anyone who watched these streams, good fucking stream.

[06:59:17] Deadass, straddle-eye gumdrop!

[06:59:19] Again, Maz, if you wanna link her Twitch.

[06:59:23] Thanks for watching, guys!

[06:59:24] It was really fun, bro. We streamed for fucking seven hours today. Wow, that's perfect. Seven hours on the dots.

[06:59:29] I'm gonna be live tomorrow in Vegas in the middle of the day.

[06:59:34] So we'll be streaming like all night tomorrow for Vegas for Aiden's brand risk. So I'll see you guys tomorrow.

[06:59:38] Thank you for anyone who's subbed, anyone who donated, join the Twitter, comment, exclamation mark, calm.

[06:59:42] And I will see you guys in the duck deal.

[06:59:46] Wait, what's the duck deal?

[06:59:49] Quack.