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05-25-2026 ยท 2h 41m
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Alright, I tweeted it.
Alright, talk.
Come on.
Hello?
Hello?
Can anyone hear me?
Hello?
Does it leak anything, bro?
Don't know.
Hello?
Chad, can you hear me?
I don't know if I'm on the right. Ingest.
Uh-uh.
So weird here, so many cameras go.
Yo, oh it is good.
Hey, hi everyone, hey, hey, hi.
Yo guys, what's good bro?
Is nobody's out yet or not yet?
Not yet.
Let me know right now.
Let me know before it's like, you know,
too many people, yeah?
Yeah?
Let me see, yes, yes, yes, not yet?
Fuck it bro, fuck it, fuck it.
Listen boys, we're at day two in Vegas.
Let's see some double views in the chat right now.
There's a bunch of people looking at us
because we're some kind of obnoxious streamers.
I don't wanna put it on camera,
but I see some are right in my left.
I see Jason the Wean to my left.
There's a lot of people we're running into.
Today we're gonna be going to Enhanced Games.
So basically, it is like this thing
where it's a bunch of dudes doing like Olympic shit,
but they're on steroids.
on drugs they might be on cocaine they might be on every day yes yesterday's
stream by the way even though we had some hiccups whatever might be it was I
know I so many fucking dudes and it's just so many streamers I must yeah
anyways yesterday we had a little bit of things but but the YouTube videos are
one out of ten yes on YouTube go check out the video on YouTube it's a little
Recap so it is good vibes. It is whatever. I don't really care today is gonna be a short stream though because me ladies and everyone
We're getting the fuck out of here tonight. Okay. Yeah, we're leaving Vegas tonight
Yeah, track our flight y'all see if you guys can find our flight. I don't think anyone's gonna find our flight now
It's impossible. There's not even a chance anyone finds our flight. Yo, thank you for the fucking 25
I've just picked up.
Hi, man.
Thank you.
No, but seriously, the amount of support
y'all are showing on the streams,
even though it's whatever, I appreciate it.
So yeah, it's good vibes though,
but let's get lit, you know what I'm saying?
Let's get good vibes.
I gotta take a shit low key, but I'm gonna hold it in.
I drank a coffee with milk, but yeah.
What?
What is this?
It's protein pizza.
Where did you get this?
I got this at the Wally.
So you didn't cough on it, you didn't jizz on it, you didn't do nothing.
Bro, if you desktop here, bruh.
It's desktop.
Yeah, it's there, bruh.
Dead-ass, dead-ass.
Dead-ass, dead-ass.
Uh-huh.
Are you sure?
Are you sure?
Are you positive?
No.
Are you sure, though?
Like, don't be weird, dude.
I'm not weird.
You make sure this is...
Make sure it's real.
Yeah, I'm gonna get the sauce.
You see, you take a good bite.
It's too much grease, bruh.
What are you trying to do, bruh?
Thank you, bruh.
Is it real?
I got to beat the combo.
I can't believe y'all did it.
You put honey on this shit?
You put honey on it?
Motherfucker!
You got napkin?
My man, but you got napkin?
He lying his ass off.
Tell me about the heart rebandage.
Yeah, yes, yes.
To be honest,
Yeah.
Give me a lot of cut scenes.
A lot.
I got a red chart.
No one's seen it all streamed.
I had hundreds of girls find my room.
I don't know how they find this shit.
Bro,
I felt like Michael Jackson, bro.
Like there was this girl's there was like thousands of miles.
Oh!
What'd you get me?
Can I get one piece?
Yeah.
Wait, you mentioned a weed convention, I heard, or whatever.
Is it good gas?
Oh!
I got a lot of gas for this.
Oh!
Here you go.
What are you doing?
We're just doing it, man.
We're just doing it.
Yeah, we look like...
He just walked away.
He just passed for a boat.
But we finally look like, uh, black...
No, no, black mirror.
a black mirror. Yeah. There's like a hundred fucking cameras. Like a hundred. But hey,
at least we're having fun, right? Should we? Should I take out like a loan of like a hundred
thousand dollars right now and put it on a slot machine? If you want to get rich first.
How fast can it be though? Probably like a minute, less than a minute. Like if I put
$100,000 on one number
Also roulette. No, dude imagine I put a hundred
No, no, fuck that. Fuck that. Fuck that. What if I play
$15,000 on one number roulette
I'm fine by heart. I'm more than a car. You think they sell cars in Vegas?
Probably. They're probably so fucking everything. Bro chat, I saw a chrome parts store here and I got flashbacks from
Yeah, one year ago today, night one, I think it was two years ago, we went to complex time
and we were here, we remember that era with the phase boys.
Oh, it's a classic.
Are y'all winning?
I believe so.
He's lost.
I believe so.
Yeah, he's lost.
I saw one of the dudes was on a casino doing this.
You want to recreate that later?
I don't know what you want to get money wasn't it hold on right out bro can we listen I don't
have like a bankroll like you do no this is after so keep on your chains here huh put
your chains on a table it's a chain on the table yes you can put anything matter dude
Walks faster.
Did he get the angle of you pushing him?
Like, bro, you got to work on that, man.
Oh, what's that?
More heat goes.
Are you sure?
Me hose.
Me hose.
I'm on that?
So what do you call?
What about you want to go right now?
What, you want to go right now?
OK, OK, OK.
Why?
I'm not drinking.
The last time I drank it was.
Yeah, that's not a good idea.
How you doing?
So can I shake your hand?
Stay cool and auto, go watch that.
Tell your viewers, what do you have on your wrist today?
I can't remember, really.
Beautiful watch, sir.
Wow, bro.
Okay, so I heard that once we're in here, we're not allowed to leave.
So, be prepared for a bunch of dudes on drugs.
Maybe we should take some people's hats.
I don't know.
Where did my guy go?
Oh, the cheese hair top.
Oh, man.
You know what I realized about this?
Everybody just goes set a cycle.
No, I feel like staring.
Why are they looking at us?
Oh, you guys are gambling.
Bro, it's pretty nice out, man.
It's a little hot out, a little good vibe.
Safety wear today is...
Miracle-whip.
You like that or not?
It's not that one.
Oh, he's the first enhanced guy.
Wow!
I'm a fan, man.
Oh, shit.
You want to run and push a fan or what?
Oh, you ready to get beat or what?
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
What the fuck?
What do you want?
What is this right here?
We're at the Enhanced Games.
Okay, yeah.
What do you think we're at, man?
I mean, I mean.
You think they're just taking multivitamins over here?
Some creatine or something?
Let's go.
Damn!
Let's go!
Asian dudes, Asian dudes love jacked white guys.
This is how it is.
I can get those fans up.
Oh, thanks, bro.
All right, let's run it, bro.
How many you got? What do you got on it?
Got a hundred on it?
Oh, you want the money on it?
Got a hundred on it?
Man, what?
Come on!
Bro, you can win, K.
You can win.
You can win.
What is it, bro?
I got ten dollars, bro.
Fuck it.
I have no cash, so we'll put ten on it.
Alright, bet.
That ten's gonna be mine.
Alright, we got gas.
Alright, here, fuck it.
Alright, let's go, man.
Can someone run my camera?
Anyone?
Bro, you're gonna record yourself losing, dude?
Whoa, whoa.
I hit it.
You don't want that, bro!
Thank you, I'm a fan of you all, but no.
You're the man, Tom.
Both of you guys.
Thank you.
I can't be wrong.
Both of you guys have decided on this line.
And yes, yes, and man, sorry, guys.
I just ate them.
Edible outside, and yes, it is on right now.
OK.
Yeah, let me prepare.
Let me prepare.
Ah, that's Rick one, too.
I'll get Thor, maybe do an O.
Pretty guys?
Do what?
OK.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Hold on.
I don't know if this is pretty much right.
I'm not sure yet.
Can we just walk away?
She's just getting locked in for the push up thing.
Can I have a break my back waiting for it?
Let's go.
And then we're going to, you guys are going to keep trying to string it.
What is that?
Hey, pay the bills, pay the bills, pay the bills, pay the bills.
Pay the bills.
What the fuck is going on?
Pay the bills, pay the bills.
Let's get warmed up.
Let's get warmed up.
You haven't lost a push up thing.
You ready?
Yeah.
You're undefeated?
Yeah.
All right.
Chest to the ground?
Chest to turf.
Yeah, but you can have a kid and your nipples go off fast.
I had these done two years ago.
Oh, bro.
Push your feet.
Push your feet.
Here we go.
Right now.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Yeah.
Down.
Down.
You going one for one or how do you want to do it?
So listen.
All right.
Up, all right.
When he says down, you go down, but don't go up until he says up.
All right, y'all ready?
Let's go, baby.
Don't fuck up down, bro.
You're here now.
Down.
Up.
Down.
Up.
You don't care if you just die.
Down!
Up!
Down!
Up!
Down!
Up!
Down!
Up!
Down!
Up!
Down!
Up!
Down!
Up!
Down!
Up!
Down!
Down!
Down!
Up!
Stay in, K.
Down!
I'm ready!
Down!
Up!
Down!
up, up!
Get off me!
Get me out!
Get out!
Get out!
No, no, no!
This is what I need!
This is what I need!
Wow, Farron Square.
Farron Square. Wow.
That's yours.
You don't know where the gun is.
Get in here.
Get after it, boys.
Fuck yeah.
Stay alive.
I like that.
You guys need to keep that up.
Everyone else have that up.
This is fucked up.
This is actually fucked up.
This is fucked up.
How did Jason's plan to get to fucking...
I love man.
Big love.
See you guys.
Hey, wow.
Hey, you look...
Can I go next?
Thank you.
Hey, you look a little tougher.
You don't know how to do it.
Should I go next?
Thank you.
Watch all the dude.
Watch all the track.
What?
What?
What?
Bro.
Oh, the shit.
How you feel?
You got it, man?
Yeah.
Anywhere, bro.
I'm sorry, bro.
Yes.
What?
Basically, what's up with the house?
What's the...
Hey, what's up?
Hey, what's up?
It wasn't acting.
It was hearty, bro.
Yeah, of course.
It was hearty.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, bro.
I'm in here bro.
Get in here.
Yeah yeah, I got you.
Yeah.
You're competing.
I'm competing.
I'm just here for like, I'm gonna get like you guys.
I'm gonna get like you guys.
How much more did you not have?
Yo bro, I'm ready.
You should have a power.
Thank you George!
These are our goals.
Alright, so first thing we do, let me do it.
Okay, front double-biceps, here, okay, ready, and...
Yes!
Great stuff, guys.
Yeah!
Come in, come in. Yeah.
Now this one, you're gonna put your hands on your hips.
We need to get the last bit.
I don't know this one.
I got it.
Drive those elbows forward.
Am I doing it?
Am I doing it or not?
I'm doing it.
Who's walking?
Side chest.
I'm gonna show off the side.
Side of your arm and your chest, yep.
We're just gonna do it like this, and then we're gonna start coming toward the camera,
like fighting back toward the camera.
Ready?
Drop, drop, drop, drop.
Close in, close in, close in, close in.
Closing.
Ah!
Mug!
Ah!
Oh shit!
Mug!
Mug!
Closing.
Ah!
Ah!
Oh, shit!
Ah!
Ah!
I feel like the odd...
What?
What, Silky?
What?
I know I look good, bro.
I know I look good.
Oh, no!
I look the best beyond this.
Dude, you're a margin.
Oh, god?
Oh, god?
Are there gonna be, like, black pills above their eyes?
Yeah, for sure.
You should have put that hundred on it.
You should have put the hundred on it.
You got a place home like me.
That's your base.
Farah's in the back.
Let's get out of here, bro.
Bro, there's so many people that are lining up for me, bro.
Let's get out of here, bro.
Interview, man.
What are you for?
What's for you?
We're with Paterboards.
Let me sign this guy's cast.
Okay.
A lot.
Yeah.
You know the flipping, right?
Yeah.
I know the flipping.
You guys ever heard of flipping?
Yes.
How long?
We got to go in real quick.
Yeah.
How long was it?
It was so long.
I bet.
I bet.
Who am I?
Madder Daddy.
Oh, for real?
Yes, sir.
I bet.
What do you want me to sign this?
Uh, gap shirtless.
Oh, really?
All right.
Let's see it.
What happened?
Let's do it.
Yeah, 100% down.
All right, all right, all right.
How many records do you have today?
Too many.
Too many.
All right.
Hey, yeah.
Yeah.
Do you think the music?
Don't worry.
It's happening this summer.
Sixth time.
Sixth time coming this summer.
Can you just break one like that?
You see he's been in the gym.
Hey, shh.
You heard about him.
All right, I think they know.
I'm not going to lie to you.
W.
I'm just looking at you.
interview.
Can't go out of the front.
There's mad, there's mad like influences here.
Should we just try to like engage?
Like I don't know.
I don't know who it's who.
I'm actually really excited.
Oh, look.
Oh, that.
Hey guys.
Yeah, daddy.
This feels like it's straight out of the box.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
You wanted to hit the, yeah.
Yeah, you could have done it.
I was looking for you.
I didn't see you look like.
Wait.
Oh my god.
Look right here.
Gotcha.
Oh, no.
Welcome to HandHands Games! Where? The games get in hands!
How you doing?
Oh, like, you're in said to come here.
Oh, look, I've got come now.
I'm not going to the library, I'm not leaving this place until I make it out there.
Yo, when they're dead lifting a thousand pounds, on my Chad's life, I'm running in and I'm taking my weight.
That's true.
You're coming, you know?
You have gum?
I don't have gum.
Can I get it off?
I don't have gum at all.
Yo, I don't have gum.
I don't have gum.
Would you get that?
Would you get the virus?
Oh, I got the virus!
You go to double, huh?
Double?
He's a good teacher.
We get a number, just don't tell them that your backpack is broken at 7 o'clock.
Thank you so much.
Never ask ladies about his backpack at 7 o'clock.
You know what a Keqa is? A Twitch shop?
I don't.
The guy that goes like this.
Oh, okay. Is that you?
Yeah.
What you guys channel? Am I going to be famous?
Yeah a little bit. Clackboy Max. Clackboy Max. Clackboy Max. Clacky. Yeah.
Where did you get a fucking slice of pizza? Are you hot?
How did you start eating? Are you fried? Why did you say it so quickly?
What? What? You are fried because you went to that
weed spot. Dude, you know you're not supposed to smoke weed on a day of
Hey boys, what is this?
Pizza, grab one of these.
Are you sure?
Yeah.
Then they can't eat.
Cut the open.
Oh, I know this.
It's my friend Stable.
What?
From New York.
What's the best piece of hot New York?
It's from New York.
Joe's.
It's Valley.
It's Valley.
A little bit.
Joe's pretty good.
You ever been?
Uh, what's with her?
What is that?
It's everywhere.
We're all clean Brooklyn.
Really good.
undercarriage on that slice everyone knows the rules one bite I mean no
grease it's kind of floppy let's do one bite
So who's pizza you're eating?
There's Ecstasy on it.
What?
Say on God.
That's what he said.
That's what he said?
Bro, I thought he said there's extra cheese.
No, he said Ecstasy.
Ecstasy.
It's an enhanced game.
It's for the game.
There's mad shit in here.
It shines everywhere.
That's what he said.
Bro, Ecstasy makes me feel really happy.
Yeah, you should be.
Look at the fuck I'm so happy.
You should be floating.
Let me get a piece of this.
Do we look like we just have like every camera in the world now we own the fucking
Are you fat phobic
I have a buzz bug.
Now this one makes...
Who the fuck is this?
Oh my god.
It looks like a temper.
What happened to you?
What the fuck?
What did you take that?
You just woke up?
No.
Why is my hair different?
No.
You look like...
Let's go through it.
Yeah, we should probably go through it.
Stop saying that full government name in this show.
You guys are weird.
You guys are so many influencers.
I want to make friends.
I want to make some friends here.
Pleasure to see you, say hi to my son.
Nice to meet you.
Pleasure to see you, bro.
Say bon auto.
Son of a...
You're crazy, bro.
You're crazier.
No, you're crazier.
And you gotta say it on YouTube.
Are you the two thumbs up?
Nah, I didn't even pull for that shit.
Oh shit.
Can you grab both of your engines?
Just go one.
What's happening?
What's happening?
What's happening?
What's happening?
What's happening?
What's happening?
What's happening?
What's happening?
What's happening?
What the fuck is the fucking...
Is God coming down?
Where are we going?
Where are we going?
Where are we going, dude?
Why does everyone forget about me, dude? I'm a popular loader.
Oh my god, bro. How many girl fans are behind me right now, bro? Are they chasing me?
No, hold on.
I'm scared to live.
Look, no.
She's screaming my name or not?
She's getting fucking fat.
Silky!
We're the fucking Avengers.
It's a good time though, eh?
Very good day.
Is Silky alive?
No, I'm gonna get a laser.
Where's the laser?
I'm gonna get him in.
How old is he?
He's 21 now but like, they were just some sick with like,
the tickets and capacity and stuff like that, so...
Bro, I...
You're usually on history, no?
Huh?
You're usually on history.
What the fuck is that?
What the fuck is that?
It's the weed.
What the fuck is that?
What the fuck is that?
You don't know.
Jason, the weed, my life...
Why, how long was it on this?
Take him out of the right now.
I'll be exact.
What?
What was that?
I thought it was a hot time of hot summer.
No, no, I said no.
Haha.
My name's always to blow up.
What the fuck?
You don't even know what's going on.
The guy that went up to you
The guy that went up to you
He went to the street and washed the streets
Got it
I got it
I did Jason's and Dork
Thank God I hate him
He's a fucking dork
That's a dap
Did I fuck with your father?
No
Did I get a water?
Did I get a water?
We're going to do security, don't tell them about your backpack at 7 o'clock
I won't tell them.
So you're not telling them about your backpack?
No.
Yo, this is-
You're gonna kill it.
You're gonna kill it.
I'm scared, bro.
They're gonna check it.
They're gonna check your backpack.
They're gonna check your backpack.
It's obvious, man.
Don't check his backpack.
Oh, fuck.
I'm sorry.
Yeah.
Are you good, Griff?
Yeah.
It's okay.
It's okay.
Everybody.
Keep going, Otto.
Yeah.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Just making friends, you know?
How's it going with that, dude?
Um, all I have to do is to drop one of the magnets.
Ah.
Yeah, that's a lot of stuff.
That's a, that's pretty nice.
I'm back.
Slowly.
It's like you're going to have to sit on the side of your ears.
No doubt when the boss speaks.
Right here.
Yeah.
So if you look right here, it's still large, then right here when it came right up.
So guys, how do you just keep spawning in shit?
That's it?
No, what is that?
Tell us all.
What?
You are literally.
Thank you, bro.
Appreciate that.
That operator for the sun is not...
I'll tell him later.
Can we rotate it this way up?
You just gotta make sure everyone feels safe at home.
That's really nice of you.
Thank you, bro. I'm trying to get my hardware damaged.
That's good.
So, wait, where are we going?
This looks like the Middle Commonwealth.
Yo, one thing about Vegas, why is it always high?
That's sweet.
Is it? Wait, are we in the desert?
Yeah, huh? Yeah, wait dead ass. That's why it's hot
Dude, they're just stemming hearts with bandages. This is actually
This is love man. This is why the stable community just mad hearts with bandages bro. That's good
Wait, are you're fated by Alan Walker
Where are you now?
You know this song?
Hey you!
Dude I used to put this in my montage
Yeah I was down on Zeta
I used to play GoldenEye 007
I don't know what you're talking about
You know what I think it's a charm?
Being nice to everybody for the month
We could both try it
What happens when someone pisses me off?
They need to still be killin' the kindness
Oh shit
Stay more in auto.
You know us.
Don't check his backpack of seven
Come on in, folks.
Hurry, go, hurry!
John, come a little bit.
John, thank you.
It's called backpack crossing.
Oh Charlie!
Oh, I should have screwed it up.
I don't know.
Probably not.
I don't know, bro.
I just called the herds.
What the fuck are you doing this shit?
Look, they made us custom poor badges.
Wait, what?
Yeah.
Oh, mine does say poor.
Mine actually has got a text from Mike Malak.
Please tell me you're not here right now.
He put you in a group chat with me.
We gotta press him, bro.
We're disrespecting Arlen.
Oh my god, he's scared of us.
Are we scared of us we gotta find him and press them
We can't let him press our boy like that
Not on the library, if anyone who presses Marlin we gotta do one of these
Waits without fucking eyes
Where's he at?
He said brah left my ass off
Where you at? Where you at? We gotta talk
Now
Thank you. Thank you everyone. No, you see how they didn't check your back wing so at seven o'clock. It's ready
I can't wait
We should make this event about us, we have to.
Where we headed?
Wait a minute, I just went live on the 14th.
What's going on here?
Ice!
I was the nice man, but now I'm the ice man.
You think there's gonna be any rich people here?
There's probably only four people.
Yeah, we should try to gather money.
We should say I'm a disability or something like that.
Whoa, what the fuck is this?
Whoa, are those contacts?
Oh, really?
Beautiful.
What's up there?
Thank you so much.
Bro, I might have been kidding. I thought you had a high of Edgar.
Have you ever seen a high of Edgar?
Yeah, I have. I'm gonna film this half way.
I mean, I get mine on, dude.
Well, yeah, once you're done, of course.
Chad, anyone wants to get in?
I was that mad a question to you, huh?
Why did I get a rag?
Last night, you know, I peed my shit.
And I come right in the rag, and then the people in the maze,
And then the people in the maids came and they're like, what is this?
Wow, let's get it passed!
Think about it, there's a bunch of rich people here that are so happy to get away from losers and annoying people like us, and now we're in this phase.
So what do we do now?
Where's Michael Phelps?
Michael Phelps today, it's Michael like, Michael Tran.
Michael, stand up.
I'm gonna get this fucking thing.
Water ride.
It's like some alcohol, what is this?
Does this have any alcohol in it?
Cucumber, arrows, tomatoes?
I'll give it a try.
That is the worst thing I've ever...
Look how many fights he's ever had.
He didn't think this one through, did they?
Oh, now he's going to go down.
Oh, my God.
This is the life, dawg.
Are you excited for the drugged-out Michael Phelps?
Yeah, you're out.
He's a basketball player, man.
I'm sharing the bass.
It's fucking good, man.
Yeah, we're just like, we're with the game.
Yeah, we're like YouTubers.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.
It's Blackboard National.
It's Blackboard National?
Yeah.
I love Blackboard, I don't know Blackboard National.
Yeah, that's it.
Yeah.
I think it's on drugs too.
I don't know.
I think it's on drugs too.
Yeah.
Oh, I swear
Wait, Max is texting me.
We go walk around?
Yeah, let's wait.
Are they about to play the games?
I want to see Michael Kelps on the phone.
Where we're gonna, you're gonna be
That, the carpeted area
Not on the track, like, not on the track
That whole area
Can I compete?
Why would you ever be able to compete?
Which is what's on the cover
I'm so hungry
I'm so hungry
I wish I had a sample
I got a smart bar.
What is this?
It's a chicken and some squash.
Is that caviar on chicken?
It's caviar.
I've never seen caviar on chicken.
I was falling down, I thought they'd eat you out of there.
Ha ha ha.
How do I just take it as a shit?
Other niggas can't.
Wow.
That's good chicken.
Make this about here.
Jumping the fuck away.
I'm not gonna lie, what is this?
What is this?
It's about to start pretty shit, mate.
Hold on, this is hot.
Oh god, is this good?
This is good.
This is good.
Loot way, hold on.
It's about to start now.
It's about to start.
I want to go walk him out, dude.
He's got a stamp for walking.
No chat.
How's...
How's the movie?
Is anyone here in the chat of Living Vegas?
And if you do, do you enjoy your life?
Because I'm gonna be honest with you, it is so fucking hot.
It's nice.
It's actually cool.
Wait.
Are they about to start?
Yeah.
Are they about to start?
I don't know.
I want to see the...
I want to see it.
Vegas is an ass.
To be honest with you, the only place I would ever live at is like,
Florida, California,
or maybe Wisconsin.
It's a very good options thing.
It's a very bad options, actually.
Chad, is anyone excited for the Minecraft marathon?
It's next weekend.
Yeah.
If Chad is me and JXC we're doing hardcore Minecraft and we can't end straight to our eating.
It's supposedly, we're supposed to do it I think on either Saturday or Friday.
I think it's Saturday.
I could be wrong.
I love your nose so look at this fucking cyst that I popped.
This you don't remember?
Brochette.
I popped a puffed cyst and it exploded on my mirror.
It was disgusting.
It was disgusting.
How is that?
So you've never talked to people?
No.
You know what's crazy? I have people who are my penis.
My balsam. They're right under my balls.
What's the word?
What's the word?
What?
What's the word?
I used to have a war on my foot.
I used to be my friend.
You live in Wisconsin?
Yeah. You know I live in Wisconsin?
Okay, I don't give a fuck. You're a man.
Wisconsin or half of the Wisconsin year was
Look at my phone, I was like, oh shut on camera
Average
Talk about cherry ale
Talk about how it dated to this
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
Wait, wait, wait, wait
An average income of cherry ale to Turkey is $160,000
How does that make
We're rich
I thought it would be better.
You're actually a matter of the world.
I really want to jump into the pool. Is that bad?
I know. It's not a bad idea.
Bro, I just want to make it about us and the stable, bro.
How can we make it about us?
Bro, you're rich as fuck.
So how much money does your parents make every year, Chad?
Like, is that a weird question to ask?
I feel like most of anyone who watches Twitch
probably is rich. I'm going to be honest.
We're not watching the Twitch pro with a computer or an iPhone, we just have money.
I just saw someone say $400,000, yeah, it's like, you know what I used to do for $400,000?
Chad, what do y'all know about, y'all know about Robin, right?
Ever go to fucking Woodwill and just take the shits out on him again?
How do you do that?
How do you do what you got to do?
So, where, where, where does the shit happen?
I got my socks.
I swear I saw my redux on my head.
Should I get a drink with me?
All right, fine, fuck it.
What is that?
It makes you actually stop eating coffee.
Give me that coffee.
No, you have to open it.
Oh, I don't.
You have head size.
What is he doing?
No, actually he did.
How did you say that?
Well, I kind of want to live in AIDS.
There's a longer thing in here.
It makes you live longer.
It lasts longer, but it's family.
They just did not tell you that.
There's a spermicide in it. Look.
Check the agreement.
Can I check that location?
Spermicide.
What is a spermicide HCI 2 milligram?
Wait, nicotine is in this guy's mouth?
What? Look!
Oh, fuck.
It's not how that works.
Go have some ice, bro.
I don't get it.
Wait, is this safe for Twitter?
Can I also get a limited A to take off?
Thank you.
He's giving the fuck, he's giving the fuck!
He's giving the fuck!
I'm on here.
I gotta get my back on the ground or something.
Hold on.
Oh, shit.
You just walked my little stuff.
I gotta move.
I'm moving, chat.
I gotta make a little trend else.
Yeah, I'm excited.
I'm excited.
I'm excited.
Stay more and all that.
Max, nice meeting you.
Nice to meet you.
How are you doing?
I was great.
It's a little like you guys here.
Thank you for having us.
It's great.
It's great.
It's great.
It's great.
It's great.
It's great.
It's great.
It's great.
It's great.
It's great.
It's great.
We've got to get it out before we can see what his performance is, but like now we start with the main events.
What are you wearing today? I see it, don't act shy.
Wow, beautiful particularly. Do you know the reference number?
You might tell the viewers that I'm the next to shoot this.
So I'm the CEO of the EPS Games.
That's cool, I'm not going to lie. One title.
Wow, great to meet you Jason.
Yeah, well right now we got him to flirt us.
He's a big dude.
He's in my month family.
He's in our group.
Yeah.
He's in our group.
Yeah.
He's in our group.
He's in our group.
He's fucking crazy.
He's got the alpha meter and he's wearing a flip.
Everyone see if you're behind him.
I was doing all of your stuff.
Yeah.
Where we headed to?
We're gonna take you guys to another one, which is closer to the stage.
That's my main stream.
If you want, by the way?
If you wanna see the big one?
I want to meet if you don't.
What are you doing?
Oh, you got the movie content?
Sure.
Oh, that's the movie up there?
Yeah, which one are we?
Wait, so what's the culture they are?
I can't do this brother. There's too many cameras in there.
I'm killing. I'm killing Armstrong. I knew this was going to go all free.
What?
Not her problem.
There's too many of us in one corner.
Yeah, they need more cameras.
Yeah, it's ridiculous.
We should get two cameras on first trip.
What is your good at besides fucking being a child?
I can't think of anything.
You're really hoping?
What?
He was like, he was like, you think Yeltsin, I can see you coming in next year?
I was like, oh boy, is he growing fast food?
He's got a lot of things.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure he is.
That's actually, yeah, I can see that.
I'm a little hungry, bro.
Speaking to the devil.
Get your butt out, Paul.
May I have one?
Can I try the chicken?
Damn, gotta make sure the food's good.
I feel this, no.
More cameras.
Why does that limit the gamers?
Well, I'm 8 years, bro.
You can kill it.
Why don't you just do two?
I mean, it's just like...
It's a good deal.
I lost.
That's your views right there, yeah.
Look up, right?
Oh, no.
Look at him.
Every angle.
Oh.
Oh, shit, new angle.
New angle.
That looks pretty good. I'm not gonna lie.
Lacey, you can grab me a water.
Can you do something?
No, I got another angle, too.
Can you do something?
Let me get a bite of this stuff.
Get a bite of this shit.
This is the lobster bro.
I'm alive bro.
I want to make a CC.
I want that shiitake.
What is that?
It's lobster.
Oh, it's lobster?
Squash?
No, no, no.
Thank you.
Squash?
No.
Squash?
No.
Oh, I'm not kidding.
You won't believe me when I say what's going on.
Those guys over there?
Oh, here we go.
What's that, sir?
Oh, thank you.
They were all saying, that's the same word all of us.
The guy on Twitch, that's the guy on Twitch, that's the guy on Twitch.
I can't hear like, bro, these work so much money that you should have guessed these
content, et cetera.
I was crazy.
I was actually crazy.
Watch this camera.
Watch this camera.
Watch this camera.
Watch this camera.
Watch this camera.
I have a network to them.
Network, network, network.
Network, network, network.
Killing up.
Love yourself back.
Love yourself back.
I kinda love this network.
Do you think I look good as a new camp staff member?
Probably not.
I don't engage you, I believe I'm just a new member.
Oh, there it is.
I feel as though you like me being a new member.
I don't precisely love you, for me.
That's nice.
Sweet.
Well, I think if I was in camp and I looked like these guys, then she would love me for me and how I look.
I'm 30% body type.
I'm like, I'm like squished. I'm like, I'm like buggy-woggy.
What are they doing?
Um, I think they're swimming, running.
Wait, wait, wait.
You know what I saw in the hotel?
I saw the clip of the iconic Lucy 2 clip,
where he sees the spear with the emoji.
He's like,
Put them in hands, please.
Wait!
It's not a shark?
It's not a shark?
It's not a shark.
Wait!
You got a shot?
We're gonna have every camera here.
Easy, look at us. We claimed the honor.
Look at us. We claimed it, bro. W. Ron.
Look at these guys, man.
What drugs are you on, son?
What drugs are you on today?
We're fully individualized based on how it's personal.
Let's see the six pack.
That's gotta be Natty.
That's gotta be Natty.
You're not as good looking as Marlon.
Natty heard me.
I feel like we're the only content creators here.
only content creators here. I feel like we're anointing all the risk people. Classic. Wow, man.
That's a big fan.
That's a big fan, though.
Oh, they're doing the weightlifting. You see? The weights over there.
The weights over there?
The past has the ability to change the styles for others while chasing records and breaking
the rules of history.
Right?
We are in Las Vegas.
Now everybody, I know it's hard.
Why do you suppose they have like some of my legs?
Some of my legs?
Oh yeah, your top leg.
Can you see you lift it off?
One minute.
Everybody gotta get up, man.
There, you want to sit here?
One minute.
Everybody gotta get up, man.
Here, you want to sit here?
Yeah.
They can see my good side of my nose now.
Now I look like good, right?
And I'm very different.
Where's my back leg?
Go down.
My back, right there?
Can you grab it real quick?
You always got a pop, bro.
I don't know if I want to move it.
I hate everybody.
I said after a stable or not, I'm glad you beat me.
I always got a pop, bro.
I hate everyone's a smile.
Everyone's always got to be on top.
Oh my fucking god, I hate this.
I like to beat you, but I hate this trash.
I love it bro!
Hey bro, I love it bro!
I love it bro!
Hey bro, you okay?
Hi, how you doing?
What you trying?
No, I'm a little bit okay.
Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah!
What do you think you can do by a rope?
What's your name?
I'm a soy guy.
Yo, you got half the crazy GZ weapon,
Crazy big guy,
Yo, you got half the crazy GZ weapon,
Oh
My god
I think, yeah, of course.
Good, minding page, you hear the dad?
He's like, bro, we should get about thousands of stuff on our phone.
I swear.
Wait, look at this.
Look how they make this.
The staff is so crazy.
That's crazy.
Have your own attention, bro.
You got this, man!
I'll be back.
I'm doing anything.
I'm doing anything.
I'm doing anything.
I don't think he's doing anything.
I'm gonna screw it over like an inch.
What is the mascot thing?
You know what I'm saying?
Well my hair goes long like this, I actually look like I'm wearing a wig.
Like someone put in my Twitter account that I have to help him.
It's better than a wig.
I'm not helping
I
I don't wanna pay my money
What does that mean?
I don't know the lyrics but that's how the song goes
It's got a cool car collection
Yeah
Okay, here we go
Say hi in a minute
Brother, hi to Spark
It's gonna be a big deal
Let's go!
Ladies!
Wow
Good
You win
Hey!
Oh wait, the Wesley Kid.
Oh, he's down.
Oh, oh, oh.
It's like a wheel.
It's a body-building.
There's a wheel for us.
Wait, so what are they going for?
When we're hazarded that one of them is going to do a thousand thousand...
What is it, a thousand thousand what?
Deadlift. Is that even human muscle?
And then I also heard that if they break any world record, anyone, they get given one million dollars.
Which is kind of fucking ridiculous.
Bro, a million dollars to break a record? I'm not leaving until I break a record.
This is the most amount of time you'll ever hear from this guy.
I'll probably like, realistically, like, seven or six or eight or something.
You're gonna kick hers?
Oh, yeah.
But you ever beat your shit and it's hers over time?
Yeah.
It feels like hers.
You gotta do it though.
You see this shit?
Big weights are gonna go down.
So if you guys let him sit down first, I don't know how it's going, but like, the more you do, the more you can win.
I'm just gonna make you pay for this.
Thank you for the 10 bro.
Thank you XD.
Here we go.
I'm already in town.
So the world record is 182.
Let's go, let's go.
Let's go.
All the rich people hate you.
All the rich people are dead ass.
We can actually make you pay.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Yes!
That's a good one.
That's a lot, a lot, a lot.
Easy.
That's a lot of everything.
It gets me so mad.
Wait, what are you doing?
What are you doing?
Look at him, bro.
Look at Barbara.
Barbara's a whore?
I don't know.
You're a whore, but you're a whore.
You're bad and you haven't gotten it yet.
It's bad.
I should've.
You're going to scream.
You're right.
I love my name is Soohki, I can hop on his feet just.
I love your feet.
I love your feet.
I don't know you.
You're so sexy.
You're ready to become a fan next time around.
He should be a funny dude.
Yes!
Let's go, Boney!
Let's go!
Let's go, Boney!
Let's go, Boney!
Let's go!
He looks pale, the camera can see it.
Let's go, buddy!
Oh, that's back form, that's back form.
Oh my god, look at his shoulders.
Oh
No lock in bro? No be lock in.
400 pounds?
Is that a lot?
Oh my god.
Two wins, ten! Two wins, ten! Two wins, ten!
He's gonna win.
Are we waiting for the game?
No, he's gonna win.
Oh that guy just licked it, he's gonna win.
Oh he's dead after all, look at you.
How much was it?
Wow, I wish I was a drunk.
I should have been a celloid.
My mom would say that I have too much estrogen.
How you doing sir?
I want to know.
I want to know.
It's me.
I'm trying to market Jack.
Can't work.
So if he beats the world record, it's a million dollars.
If he beats the world record, it's a million dollars.
We need to put it in.
If he beats the world record, it's a million dollars.
Stay on schedule.
Write it down!
You dropped your shit.
You got it.
It's a world record set, bro.
They're going for the war of records, so.
Oh, is that him, bro?
Well, how about your job and get there and eat this somehow?
Somehow get it.
I have to make this a crazy idea.
Bro, that's a crazy idea.
Wow.
Twenty-one months and we're still chopped.
Do not say I'm chopped.
You'll ever say I'm.
That's a record for me.
Ever.
I didn't do it on purpose.
I didn't do it on purpose.
I didn't do it on purpose.
I didn't do it on purpose.
I didn't do it on purpose.
I didn't do it on purpose.
I didn't do it on purpose.
I didn't do it on purpose.
I
training. This is the world record.
Big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big,
world record champion.
Odysentabi from Canada.
ROXA.
ROXA.
ROXA.
ROXA.
ROXA.
ROXA.
ROXA.
ROXA.
ROXA.
ROXA.
ROXA.
ROXA.
And then he cried.
Yeah he cried.
Oh my god, he gets 3 at 10.
I think he gets 3 at 10.
We got one more chance.
We got one more chance, dude.
That was neat.
You're a little bit thrown, and it shouldn't use.
I'm throwing it through.
For what?
To 1 hour.
That has to work.
It fell for a million dollars.
I don't want this kind of way.
Wait, the world record is 196 and right now, it went up.
This isn't for the world record.
Oh my God, his shoulders towards his fucking head.
I would just...
What else?
What else would you do differently?
It's like, you gotta just use more of your like, you know, lacks.
Simple, like maybe, before your shoulders like, hanky, you know what I'm saying?
I've done this before.
So, to be honest with you, that was more than... oh my god.
That shit went over the fucking rail.
Like, you think Barley's gonna do that?
Yeah.
Barley's gonna do that?
Yeah.
went over the fucking right now.
Like, do you think they're far away from each other?
Yeah.
Yeah, I love them.
Do you want to try some more?
Oh, what is this?
It's four shots of Malibu with...
Wait, I got what you need?
Let's go, let's go, here we go!
That's four shots?
We have two!
Alright, well,
Cody,
that is fucking
the world record!
This is for the world record!
We can even do it!
I'll do this!
Every day is one of a kind of
a little bit of a race in the world.
I'm fucking strong, dude!
I'm gonna try to get a quote. I'm gonna try to get a quote right before it does something like
You can do it!
That's a good quote.
Oh my god, this is the one.
You got this!
Yeah, just one more up.
Yes, my man.
Oh no, it's Ben.
Just missed this.
Get up, bud.
And hey, teams, we appreciate this effort that
for that performance.
Ben, come on, let's go for the Sanford E.
Oh my god, he's Ben.
He's crying.
Oh my god, he's crying.
Oh my god, he's Sanford E.
That was for a million dollars.
Would you imagine more than a million dollars?
But your life would have changed right now.
This is for another one now.
Yes!
three jack dorks
fuck off
come on Wesley
don't quit
never give up
one million dollars
I don't know why
I feel like he can do it
I feel like he's gonna do it
I don't know about this film though
We are going to get it with Bodey, one more attempt, and one eight of three.
I mean, that's what we did.
Wait, you shouldn't get more.
He cried and they gave him a present.
What? For me?
He can make this land!
Bowling! Bowling!
Bowler!
If I know how Jason has multiple roles,
the role is coming out.
I had to call up Jason now.
Let's go bowler!
Is that a game bowler?
Oh, my life.
I can't really see the chat right now.
Let's open for a W.
Alright, buddy!
The power is over!
The plan is over!
The plan is over!
The plan is over!
The plan is over!
The plan is over!
The plan is over!
The plan is over!
The Black Puppet's yours!
The hands go and cut a circle!
Yes!
Come on, Ross!
Two!
He's got record!
Come on, beat it!
Do it! Come on!
Just beat it!
Don't stop!
Think about it!
Silence!
Silence.
Oh, no, he's not confident.
1-0!
1-97!
One more time, one more!
He had another chance, bro.
He had another chance.
It was a form, bro.
It's a form, bro.
It's a form.
What is going on behind him?
Wait, he wins the bill?
If he breaks his record right now, he wins it.
Tell him, God.
Oh, because no one's running away.
Yeah.
So everyone has a chance to win $200 grand.
But now it's just...
This one's fucking...
Oh, my God.
Give this shit for us.
Come on, guys.
Oh, someone's shooting at us, my man.
Oh, great, happy, Wesley.
Give my hand, Wesley!
Good!
What?
Thank you.
What?
Let's show.
What?
You gave up.
Alright, I'm trying to make this a good one.
What's that?
I don't know what record.
I'm trying to make this a good one.
You're not through that.
You're not through that.
Get scared, particularly the grown-ass man.
You're not.
Just don't.
Just don't.
Please.
No, I need you to follow this.
I need you to follow this.
You just ain't confident.
Please don't.
All right, so where can we go now?
This is it, what?
Can I get over there and try to lift that or no?
Is there a way I can go?
Is it?
Can you get off the ground now?
Yeah, easily.
Easily.
You can get off the ground.
I just can't get it above it.
I don't see if I recognize anybody.
I don't recognize a single soul.
I don't fucking know.
Bro, you know that was us trying to win them.
We're gonna do it.
A million dollars?
What am I fucking dumb?
I'm doing that.
I suppose so.
We express her up!
Yeah, that was so sticky.
The first?
I'm just gonna have to make some friends.
Where did you get a fucking bald tag?
I actually found it.
I've had it for a long time.
I've had it for a long time.
You're a really muddy man, huh?
I'm not really.
I don't really have a lot of jewelry.
What do you have?
I sound it somewhere.
I wanna go run around, dude.
I always boarded my paycheck, and I'm like, damn, I gotta put something in there.
Damn, Lacey, where you going?
I'm going to the lobby.
I used to wear a dog tag.
I used to wear a dog tag.
I used to wear a dog tag.
I used to wear a dog tag.
I used to wear a dog tag.
You're very tall individual.
It's just a shoe.
I don't know if it's just a shoe.
It's just a shoe.
Okay, very nice.
Alright everyone, we'll walk around. I want to join you, you know.
Alright, easy.
That's just my big weekday.
I've got some great leaders. I don't know if you're a CEO. Who knows?
Nothing, I'm sorry.
You're so good looking, bro. Thank you.
I appreciate it.
What's up table?
Maybe we can see these candles like...
Just get candles.
Just check it out the plants. I'm a plant guy. I love plants. Wow. This is actually a
Japanese
Look, you should be able to do this on me.
Who not?
See, you're a hisher.
You're a hisher.
See me then.
You're a hisher.
So...
Can I go over there?
No.
No.
You don't know that.
Can I go over there?
Where's the guy?
Should I ask him?
No.
Can I ask if I can go over there?
Oh, this is through my phone.
This is where the people are going to be trapped.
So if you want to go to that side where they finished, we can grab shots with this one.
Can we?
We can.
Yeah, we can stream from that deck.
So do it, yeah?
Let's go, I'm going to get my back plate.
You got a little follow-up for your beach or what?
I don't want to tell bro, I don't want to tell someone who you got.
What is this, a fine tune?
I can lift you up, I got you.
I got you, what you got? Hold on, hold on, hold on.
No!
Wait, which one you said was cute?
No!
No!
No, I can do this.
One second.
This will be normal.
Oh, wow!
Yeah.
Why are you making noise?
What is this? It's a big one?
It's a movie?
Hey!
What's going on?
Oh my God!
I got a round!
I got a round!
Oh my God!
I'll get you some jokers!
You're so stupid!
No!
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
We go to the deck.
I think he said the T.
I'm over here.
Wait, where did he die?
Where are we going?
I'm only losing where we're going
Hi
Wn. I'm a silkie. Thank you, bro
No, I think you're you'd be like a good patreon streamer. Oh
So if you tell the viewers why you're stuck on wizard 101 instead of making your flight earlier
I made my flight earlier. Oh, why'd I get on the 3pm flight? Yeah. Oh, because I text the A that he told me that the flight was here
when he started to attack. So I pulled up the 10. Can I ask why everyone just does this dude?
This has to be offence, man. Should we hate for him?
What's going on Brody?
How are you doing, dude?
I love that, bro.
I love that.
Excuse me.
I love seeing shit in that.
What?
Just, you know, it hurts.
You're not in it.
Black people?
It's my heart, man.
You're not in it.
Black people just sit down?
Yeah.
Well, it's the same thing.
Yeah, more than even, like, picking up all of this stuff.
Right.
All right.
Nigga, we made it.
Hahaha.
Oh my god.
Okay.
That was good.
That was actually funny.
Wait, Griff.
Where are we going?
Dude, don't ever ask Griff questions like that.
Questions like that.
What a sick dick.
Wait, what? Where?
Sound God.
I'm sure.
Hey, bro. Nice to meet you, bro.
How's it going?
My brother was on the streaming.
You're thinking about Marlon, you know?
Sure.
You're thinking about Marlon and the most randomist Tom.
Tom.
What?
I guess I'm the drummer.
Yeah.
Marlon?
You guys know who Marlon is?
I want to know who Marlon is here.
Somebody get some fuck up.
Where the fuck I am?
Can't go up and over here. Wow look at his view we got
Great carpet goes over here
That's great corporate
Oh my god, it's not gonna do it.
Oh yeah, it's not gonna do it.
It's not gonna go on track.
Alright, now we have the idea.
We have our own competition.
Wow, we look like such dweebs.
This is actually, look at this view now.
Who's here for Stable Renato?
Who's here for Stable Renato?
Yay!
Hey, that's me!
Alright, don't go past this channel.
at all he actually would probably look like such to me
I feel so out of place.
You look cool, Oose.
I hear a kick and a full shot of me.
You're a boss.
Look at the picture of the football team.
Hey, hey, hey.
They're about to show up, bro.
They're about to run.
They're about to run.
Hey, come on, bro.
Come on, come on.
Let's see, bro.
Can't go up more, bro.
So they're the fastest people?
Women's 100 meter sprint.
Jasmine 11.07.
Come on Jasmine.
The world record is 10.49 for money.
100 meters, 10.49.
Is that fast?
That's fast.
No.
I could do that.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Wait.
Wait.
What the fuck?
What?
Keep it here.
Trust us with other bodies.
you
you
you
you
you
He's sad, he's asking a thing, and with a very special, low suit.
Where am I going? Put the camera right here, right here, right here.
Let's put it here.
He wasn't loud enough.
My stomach, no, but 8 seconds and a 50.
But among the enhanced games, that is.
This is Michael Phelps, but on trunks.
Wow. Let's have some Ws for that.
Perpetual government
The poor town
He swam at the end of the game
He smacked the people
And I knocked one break
But twice
Sure, what the fuck is wrong with you, man
You guys just piss me off
Wait, John, that's actually a good angle
when lace turns, right?
I still have to make a safe call
I'll call you in a minute
Hey, Tom, come this way
We need more cameras
No, we need more camera. Let's get back. Okay. Now you're in a transition. Okay. Yes, I
But at least you stable
More brother pie billionaires
Wait the breaststroke a classic stroke. Oh my god. Yo, what's the name Johnny the missile?
Wait, why is the dap with 16 girls right now?
They're all just jumping around in apps.
What?
Hey, you're tight!
Ah!
I know, it probably feels really good.
It's okay.
It's just, look at that sweater on.
Look at the fucking swimming, bro.
Look at the fucking swimming, bro.
Look at it.
Look at it.
Isn't that crazy?
It's so nice, bro.
It's so good, bro.
This is such nice swimmers, man.
Is that Johnny the missile, bro?
Fucking wake up, dude.
Johnny the missile's here.
The missile.
Charlie Kerr, no.
Chrison Kerr.
Ben Proud?
OK, that's a classic.
That's a classic name.
Ben Proud?
That's a classic.
Whoa, holy shit, he definitely has a missile in his pants.
Let's win it, guys!
Yeah, it's like a magnet.
I got stick drift on my eyes. Let's go right to his piece.
But, let's get a W in here that skates in the chat,
let's skate through the water.
Thank you.
I'm ready, I'm ready.
Yo, what the fuck are you drinking?
Water.
Looks like you actually pissed me off.
Yeah, I'm a bit, but I'll get a little hot drink.
Yo bro, I'm trying to see.
Get it?
Scan to join the rumble camp.
Scan it, scan it, scan it.
I can't.
Doesn't let me.
Oh wait, it is.
Run this, run it, champions!
Don't I have any rumble viewers in my chat?
Tap to enable camera, ready, look.
I
Loved it
What the fuck is that?
What the hell is that?
Bro, why are we on here?
They don't fuck with us.
Hey, come on.
I
Bro, bro, he's look wholesome. Yes, that's a little cool. So maybe that's a little more gang
And they cancel it up that hole
Come on, we love everyone we love this so much. We love it. Come on
Come on. Stop showing bro. We don't give a fuck about this kid, bro. Like showing the cool guys
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What's that?
Someone's souped it on my face on the street.
Bro, what's up?
Oh, someone's souped it in my face.
That wasn't even the actual soup.
Bro, it was just fucking.
We got baby.
Bro, come on.
We love life.
We're so positive.
Yes, thumbs up for everybody.
We love enhanced games.
guys we're so happy we love it come on show on I'm gonna talk about this no
more of me off
She was not worth it she lagged it's got on my face
Here we go guys time to swim let's get swimming
I
Shane Ryan
Australia shout out the kangaroos in the time James magnesium
Oh my god.
Yeah.
One stroke.
Yeah.
I'm still making about yourself a tempered boy.
Oh god, I could, but then I get banned.
I get banned.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
And this one is for the champions!
It's a good song.
It's not a song.
Let's do it!
Let's do it!
What's your fault, Lazy?
Bro, they're saying, are they saying that Parliament's going to make a surprise entrance?
He's going to fucking fly over?
He's gonna just dive in, a thousand feet.
Okay, so the first swimming one is a thousand meters freestyle.
100.
Freestyle, what do you think?
Are you gonna start rapping or something?
Wait, freestyle.
Are you gonna start rapping?
Come on, bro.
Wow, bro. I get it.
I get it, because like, yeah.
Just hold on to that key, and we can do two.
This is fine, I love the enhance games.
Thank you, bro.
Oh, you're the host?
Or do you run them?
Yeah.
Bro, we love enhance games.
You're the W going around.
We're getting W going around.
Happy one year stable?
Bro, I'm not gonna lie.
You should have been something to be like,
usually on Bandicoot.
You're not gonna play.
Yeah, just put it real up, yeah.
Aces nose is bleeding.
Is he doing coats?
I mean, we are at the end of this.
Lacey, do it, dog.
Good.
Watch your people here.
He's like on a bathroom.
Oh my god.
Help, Lacey.
Oh yeah, hold on.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Lacey, you good?
Oh, my god, he's sexy.
Lacey, you good?
Two, back to the shoot.
Two, back to the shoot.
Two, back to the shoot.
Two, back to the shoot.
Two, back to the shoot.
Two, back to the shoot.
I've been waiting for Chris to get out of there.
I'm scared, I'm scared.
Space is out on mass.
How does he always have a nosebleed?
I'm starting to think that there's something weird going on.
Yo, make this about you.
Make a whistle, make a whistle sound as soon as you...
I don't want to do that.
If you make a whistle sound, they're all going to chop you.
Right? It's going to be peace, it's going to be quiet.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
Chris!
Wait, what?
Don't record some videos.
Don't record for the back.
I won't record for the back.
Oh my god, one of them is going to break a world record.
Oh my god!
They're going to break a record.
Oh god, he's going to break a record.
No way!
No!
He was 0.2 off the world record.
Oh my god.
0.2?
That's crazy fast.
100 meters fast it works.
Look behind you.
Look at this guy robbing me.
Who's honey?
Who?
Honey.
I don't need something like that.
Go honey.
I didn't talk about the chimp guy, no?
Honey?
Wait, the chimp dude?
Honey?
No, the diamond chimp dude.
Yeah, honey.
You're saying he's here.
How do you say?
I don't know.
I got to run if he is.
Oh my God.
Can't see his message even being home.
This sounds kind of your music.
Wait.
Tables show.
Tables show.
Tables show.
Tables show.
Tables show.
Tables show.
Tables show.
Tables show.
Tables show.
Tables show.
Tables show.
Tables show.
Hello.
Just like that, we're gonna get the owls and gifted.
I love these names, kid.
That's not how I got it.
No, not that.
Oh, really?
Oh, okay.
They should, they should put, uh, oh.
Okay.
No, I'm gonna wait, bro.
I'm gonna wait.
Bro, I smell some coins.
Smell some pennies, bro.
Damn.
I just let out so much gas in my butt.
I just laced you, girl.
I just laced you back.
Oh, Lacey's fine, right?
She's just nose bleeding, cause it's a big cocaine.
L-lacing.
This music's really going nuts.
I really just want to fucking dance.
Matter, matter, matter, matter, matter, matter, matter, matter, matter, matter, matter, matter, matter, matter, matter, matter, matter, matter, matter, matter.
What's going on with that?
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Gotta love it, man.
Still?
What's up, Doug.
Hey, wanna play DugDugGoose?
Shut your bitch's ass up, bro.
Wait, speaking of DugDugGoose, give me a DugDoo.
What's a DugDoo?
You've made the video so wonderful, man.
Think about it, everyone's in their seats and we're on the rug.
We are dorks.
We are Charlie.
I gotta get that out of my head.
Hate me, hate me, he's only replying to me, hopefully you see Claire, hopefully you see
me.
Love you worlds.
Oh my god, the dragon.
Dragon
Maybe put the fucking stream on the screen for your bank
You're supposed to have multiple heo eyes like the chat could put smiley things, but instead you're sitting here
One of my fire truck
So fire truck works like this, ready?
I'm gonna go one.
Stop, I'm not gonna touch your stomach.
So fire trucks go like this.
I'm serious.
So this is a red light.
Okay, fire truck, fire truck.
So when you're ready,
when you want the fire to stop at the red light,
you say fire truck, okay?
Fire truck.
Fire trucks don't stop at red.
Don't you dare look back!
Almost the TV you got already.
Wish I was like you.
Bro, keep on trying.
Look at how it's going to sound like you're saying it.
Look at all of that.
Oh, we're good here.
Oh!
What's the record for the biggest boner?
Probably beautiful.
Probably beautiful.
Oh god, I'm drooling.
No bullshit I'm looking at.
Oh god, I'm sorry.
Hopefully no one questions me.
World's biggest boner.
What the fuck is this?
Wraith.
Oh my god.
Don't go on, I'm going on.
I'm going on, I'm going on.
Can I get an interview?
Do you have a table?
I don't know, she was asking for you.
She was asking for you.
I got it.
You got an ass.
I wanted it.
Bro, she's probably thinks...
I don't know, but it's Google, the world's biggest motor.
Look at how high these tables are.
So, Joe, why you even looking at that?
Why you even looking at that?
Mama, look at the bottom, so we can raise what?
What?
What the fuck? So, for one reason, what?
The what?
Oh, it's like it's a boner?
Yeah, boner.
Oh, it's the first round by 22.
Oh, it's the first round by 22.
What's up, guy?
It's the first round by 22.
Oh, you see the mouth?
Oh, my God.
Uh, I don't know what you're gonna say.
Look at that.
Look at that.
Crazy.
Look at that.
Look at that.
Look at that.
Look at that.
Look at that.
Wait, when the fuck did Jordan make these?
There's a bank account.
Come on, already.
We have the poster on our inside already.
Yo, Chad, tell them about some ball knowledge, boy.
Please.
Yo, Chad, tell them about some ball knowledge, boy.
You're supposed to hear it first. They're about to track next to the fence.
Bro, I wanna see some fucking shit we do.
Bro, I wanna see them.
Who actually wanted to find out who the girls was wanting to ask them about the fact?
What a bone. I didn't even know how he'd go.
That's my Masonic granny, those sons.
Yo, Ron.
What the?
You see how they remixed it though with you, you were like...
When I got here, why did they remix it though?
Yo, welcome back bro, how's it your home?
Welcome back, bro.
What's up God?
He's out there?
He's out there.
Stay on God, dude.
Let's go meet him.
Is he at the left?
He's at the left.
No, no, no, no.
Don't pick up the pain.
He always takes you watch out.
Have you been here since ever?
I got two bottles right there.
I'm coming in!
Never ever.
Have you seen me?
You're underrated.
You got me.
This is my first ever fucking pool!
That's my name.
My body was on the pool.
I was up in the pool but I can't get through it.
That shit built a quick door!
What?
I don't know how to say that.
This is the bathroom.
That's the bathroom?
Let me see what are we talking about?
That's the water.
That's the water.
Can I see it?
I saw it bro.
They see.
They see an ice storm.
That's the water.
Shit kind of looks like a what yo silky. Let me see matter
Yeah, that was it. That's just real name. It's 37. How board Julia's
Yeah, what's in your history
That's hang on this is okay
What could be in Soki's history?
How to shrink a penis?
Half-Eyes and half penis are too big.
Yo, my fucking Louis Vuitton backpack, bro!
Now make this a bet about us!
Wait about us, bro!
Oh, this is what you would have to do every day.
This is what you would have to do every day.
Bro, baby.
This is what you would have to do every day.
Bro, imagine if Marla was here right now.
Bro, if he was here.
I'm gonna be fucking Jesus.
Oh, I like this, yeah.
What is he doing, man?
It's like that, that juice, man.
Bro, what are you doing?
It's like that, that juice, man.
Guys, which event are you most hyped for?
And when you're hyped for it, just put a number in the chat.
Shout out to fans.
Hi, guys.
It's a good stretch.
You got the skates!
That's the backup, bro.
Dad, don't act like you never threw me on my stomach.
Come on.
I don't think I have.
Oh my god, I can feel my...
Shit.
Ah!
Hey, you!
You keep that though?
It's okay, bro.
Stop making a little one look.
What are you talking about?
Stop making a little one look.
I don't make it all work.
And he has time to say something to me.
I don't see that.
Don't you know what it'll be?
You want to stretch with us?
I don't know what it's gonna be.
I don't know what it's gonna be.
I don't know what it's gonna be.
I don't know what it's gonna be.
I don't know what it's gonna be.
I
Really here for your mama bro get out of here type shit type shit
Attaps 33 years old sitting crisscross applesauce
And he'll be here on FaceTime with Simba or not.
Hey baby.
Do you miss me or not?
I was like, take it, Lisa.
She's the one of the racers.
You're so cute on FaceTime.
And Lacey, you know what?
I can't wait to see you.
You're so fucking hot.
You wanna have E-Sex?
He's the best.
Cool, he's a dirty girl.
He's a dirty girl.
Play this sound in an Uber, y'all.
What is the men's brain?
Well, you can men's brain.
Oh, you know what's crazy?
What?
Choose.
Men's brain.
Why is there a picture?
It's an apple.
It's a gingerbread.
It's a gingerbread.
I'm not even kidding.
Everyone here probably thinks we're like,
just like special, bro.
We're like, what's the name of this?
Hey y'all, you woke up next to me.
Oh shit.
I don't want to get up.
I don't want to get up.
I don't want to get up.
Do I have morning breath?
What?
What?
It's just ripped the hard art.
What?
No, I didn't.
No, I didn't.
Well, I would never do this.
No, I'd probably.
I've heard him say it before.
I didn't.
Yeah.
Can I say it?
Yeah.
Can I ask a question to the stable community?
When I don't have content, do you guys just put me on your AT monitor?
Why do you guys watch me?
Wait, why is there balconies on that one?
Holy LeBron Stan! Oh my God!
He's looking too different.
Al, put it on the screen, maybe fucking work?
I got you on my Nintendo DS.
I got you on my Nintendo DS I'm actually excited to become a minor this week I'm not even kidding
He's all worried!
Hey!
Is that Drake?
How'd they make a remix? Didn't it just come out?
Hey!
Oh yeah, Drake!
George, what the fuck is your-
Speed!
What the fuck?!
Hey, look at what I did.
Dylan Klawkowski.
Right, huh?
Cass, what's your last name?
Wait, listen.
I'm a class-holic.
Wait, are you homeless?
Yeah look at this fucking face.
I think I fucking drugged you.
Yo this is what I'm like but I can't be like you.
This is what I was saying.
Oh shit here it goes.
100 meters is 9.58.
Wait this is about to nuts.
Just show me.
Yeah Allah has it.
What's up dude?
You're 25, Mike, right here.
My god.
Yo, 9.5, this is gonna be so fast.
They're about to zoom off.
Did you show you, yeah?
Yeah.
It's gonna be fire tomorrow.
Hey.
Oh my god, wait, one gear.
Oh, that's gonna fuck up everyone's flow.
They're running so fast, you gotta see the lights all to stop.
That's how fast they're running.
That's how we all are.
Nah, low key though. You're so fast.
I think you can beat them.
Bro, I'm not, should I make it about me?
Should I just jump in the middle of the lane?
You gotta jump in the pool, you gotta jump in the pool, that's gonna take a long time.
Oh my god, I can make this.
I can make this all about you.
Alright, scream.
Come on!
No, no, you gotta take a shower before we go.
Yeah, I love that.
I should get arrested.
If you'd rather have $500,000, you'd have to never stay for an hour.
Oh shit, they're already on.
Bro, isn't that crazy?
They're just waiting to listen to the thing.
It's gotta be nerve-wracking.
It's gonna happen any second, I don't know, I don't know what's gonna happen, it's crazy.
I feel like this is gonna fuck up again.
9.58 seconds to the world record, that's impossible.
That's absurd.
Yeah, you know, that means each one is a 4. what?
A 4.2 and a half, every 50 meters, 4.2.
Oh my.
He's, he's.
You might have got him.
You might have got him. I don't think he did. Oh no.
Nine.
Yeah. That one's breaking records here.
I'm gonna, I swear this is probably going to run with that.
Haha!
Haha!
Haha!
Haha!
Haha!
Haha!
Classic.
No defrag.
Yoji.
This was a freeze first.
What the heck?
This is a single-bottom rock.
Money.
I was gonna stop.
Don't stop.
That was crazy watching you.
Congratulations.
It's not gonna lie, man.
I feel like you've had that, but you know what I'm saying?
That world record, yeah.
If they did one more, you would have had that.
Got one more.
Oh, shit.
Oh, man.
I think you're gonna win it.
You got that, bro.
You get sore for the second one.
race.
Do what a race is, Jake.
Dude.
Love big and happy feelings.
Yes!
We have so much competition.
We have so much more.
That's pure for you.
Oh my god, that's pure for you.
That's right here.
Wait, women's freestyle.
Is that where they start rapping?
One million dollar world record bonus event.
No one's got that mail yet. No one's ever got that. No one's got that mail yet.
Six one second. They can take home one million dollar.
Chief, I'm not making it. It's all just going to the thing.
The woman's looking to do it.
It's your answer book.
I can't hear you. One more time.
One more time. It's a loud enough.
No, stop. Yep.
No no no no no.
Oh yeah yeah, that would be it.
I don't know.
Anyone else feeling kind of sick?
I'm sorry.
I'm not gonna fight.
I'm just kidding.
We love the fans games, I guess but I know you are going to do a 24 hour train war.
He's on, he's on, he's on.
He's on, he's on, he's on, he's on.
That's who?
That's Google.
How old are you?
Oh, so Google, this is when I get to start driving.
Yes.
Fuck, I'm trying to swim around.
Yeah, you know, you gotta swim on the meet.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, sauna, meet, yeah.
Come on, freestyle.
Hit some.
Yeah, stable Ronaldo, but I'm not Ronaldo.
I'm Krista.
Okay.
Krista.
Yeah, football, and I'm kicking all the balls, and I'm five foot, seven tall.
I got a hook.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey.
Get into this group.
So the honor is what I got to do.
I don't think I can help you.
I just want to swim. I just want to get in there.
You know what I'm saying?
I just want to do a flip-flop.
Oh, I got a position?
Hey, I used to go down.
Open.
Get in there!
That's a lot of bit-rage!
Holy no!
Oh shit!
No!
You're so mean!
Oh, you got press.
We're going to press, gentlemen.
Here, watch out.
See that American flag on the reel?
See that American flag?
Yeah, Jason move over to top way
Jason try to see something
Yo, you can see the top of that
That's a fucking lens!
We need that. We actually need that.
$120.
How much dollars does he say?
$222.
$120.
$120.
$120.
$120.
$120.
$120.
$120.
$120.
$120.
$120.
$120.
$120.
$120.
$120.
$120.
$120.
$120.
Yo, this shit kinda looks like a laser beam for Thanos.
Yo, this shit kinda looks like a laser beam for Thanos.
Is that my keep up?
That's mine.
Alright, he wants to shit talk tomorrow.
That's fine.
He's not safe forever, bro.
No one can shit talk tomorrow.
That's fine. He's not safe forever, bro.
No one can talk that came to place to everything.
I'm gonna yell at him right now.
Get up, we're here for this.
Get up, we're here for this.
Feel good or not?
Feel good. Please don't, please don't.
Please, don't, please, please, please. Don't.
You have to get angles, bro. I don't like this shit.
Yeah, bro, get the fucking angles, bro.
You're not gonna stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Come!
You're not...
Come!
I love you
I can't take that email, oh my god.
This is the fucking work of the fuck.
What is it?
It's like a timer that goes...
What are you texting, bro? Let me see what you're texting. No, I got no sense.
Who the fuck is Nana?
Okay, you can't text her after?
No, because she said she needs to borrow money from me.
She stole my money from me. Why the fuck will she need to borrow money?
She stole my money now she needs more money?
Who the fuck is she thinking shit of?
She's never gonna know.
I'm watching this, this one.
It's a fucking go chat.
It's a W.
Wait, it's tomorrow's Memorial Day weekend?
Tomorrow's Memorial Day.
Wait, do you guys have a off tomorrow?
We're starting, you know we're drinking tomorrow.
Ask Kraken Don.
What?
Everthrone shit on the ground.
We're drinking tomorrow.
We're drinking tomorrow.
We're drinking tomorrow.
We're drinking tomorrow.
What?
And we're throwing shit on the grill.
Easy.
Easy.
Wait, Chad, did you guys go to school tomorrow?
Nope.
Come on, talk around.
These kids are like 80.
What?
What?
I think I'm gonna say it today.
All right, guys, you know what?
Minimum tomorrow, we're gonna do a drinking stream at the house.
We're gonna put something on the grill.
At least 25 dollars.
Maybe we should hunt animals tomorrow.
Ooh.
And tag fire.
Killing every animal around our house.
Wait, somewhere starts tomorrow?
Is that what that means more than?
I don't know about that.
Oh!
Okay.
The world record is twenty-three seconds.
It goes from right here.
Kind of a banger.
Wait, that girl by breaking.
She's at good pace!
That's good pace!
That's good pace!
Wait!
Oh god, that's great pace!
Wait!
No!
No, my goodness!
I
Go try to say
Guys
I
Sub only your guys have so many fucking subs the fuck suffering from success for me right now if you wasted your money on stable and all
Oh, two of them got their personal best.
Yeah, but fuck the personal best.
No record, though.
Nobody cares about that.
We want to see, we want to fucking see all records broken.
Why is that fucking flying?
It's invading.
I'm hungry.
Hey, Dad.
WPP?
WPP.
Yo, John, you're not supposed to get up from the back, dude.
No, I'm not going to record from the back, John.
I hate everybody. I'm honestly just here for the lives.
Do you hate me?
Yeah, I hate you.
You know how far it's a worm?
I would hate you regardless if you're alive.
Okay?
I was thinking, sorry, but I do think that you might have a good idea of what's coming
in very soon.
I just wanted to say that it's coming in very soon.
Gamble stream after?
Yeah.
Um, guys, you know I gambled last night, off stream, Lowe's invited me, he's like, yo bro,
come on, let's go gamble.
So I went to gamble with him, bro, me and Lowe's went up, I think it was like 360 grand,
and Lowe's was like, bro, if you double that right now, you could buy an 812 super fast.
I was like, I was like, all right, bro, whatever. I'll try it. I put it down. I lost it all
It was a one hell of a run though. That was a good run
There's so many people crawling the table
Dana went on a heater too. I went to the hotel at the end of my shit
Yeah, and then I ate the free gummy bears in the water. Yeah, I have like this like such kit in the room
I put that shit in a bit of a roselight. I swear to God I put it on my ass. I'll put it on the restraints
So I'm not kidding, I'm blinded.
I actually tried a king of jokers, this is where I got it.
I've never held one and I was like,
fuck it, I'm gonna try it.
So I put it up my ass, and it's apparently clear.
And I put it up my butt.
Did you just roll body so it might break?
Not a little bit.
Oh god, yeah, I mean, I actually did it.
I swear on everything.
Why do you guys act surprised when I do gay shit?
You're driving a truck in.
Bro, it's like, have you ever tried the whipped cream
on your mom's nightstand?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
What?
What? Where are we going?
Huh?
Come on, get up, get up, get up, get up.
Are you sure? Get up here.
How old?
Love the vent rate machine.
Hey, hey, we out doing hand skates.
We're here. We're live.
We're getting everything going right now.
Guys, make sure that you're going to a hand skates.
You're on the craziest of competitions.
That's right, yeah.
We love you in hand skates.
Hopefully they can get that.
The athletes have a full ton of players.
Oh, no.
Why are you fucking around, Joe?
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
I don't want to just laugh at you.
It's okay.
We can do a lot of clubs, man.
Bro, we're just popular learners.
I'm gonna go on a retreat.
Oh my god.
Why?
We should start rockin' anti-social social clubs.
Oh my god, because we're anti-social.
And we're in a social club.
Yeah, and it's hard, dude.
Dude, you know where else we should wear?
Hey, look.
Do you know where else she works?
Hey look.
Mmmmmmmmmmmm.
No.
Oh.
Holy shit.
I'm only in this food house.
You dead ass.
You fucking ass.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I never brush my teeth.
I just do the stuff.
I brush my teeth.
I brush my teeth.
I brush my teeth.
I see you fellas.
Oh my God.
I can fit that as well.
Wait, what's that?
How does he...
What are you drinking?
How is he everywhere?
I don't get it.
Is that a problem?
He's in the car, bro.
He's got Dr. Sebring.
No, no.
He's in the car, bro.
He's got Dr. Sebring.
No, no.
I'm just a member.
I'm a member, guys.
I don't know how he spawns it everywhere now.
I think I always spawned.
I didn't see you.
You did?
You good?
Oh, that was a clean dab.
Hey, I was down the point too.
I'm from Aruba.
Oh, yeah?
Whenever you guys come in town, I got you guys back.
Oh, the most?
Yeah.
That's Mr. Brown.
Yeah.
Have you got a figure too?
Okay, yeah.
I'm only going to look.
I didn't got a figure.
Hang on, Alex.
I'm only going to figure two.
I was there when you guys first sent the last one.
Oh yes, thanks.
One of my teammates.
That was, uh, Greg?
Yeah?
That was, uh...
I don't know the order of Nick's name, but he's not that famous.
Not on the guy.
Yeah, we saw that.
Yeah, look at that.
That was good.
That was good.
Yeah, yeah.
Look, look, look.
I've had a portrait contact a lot since.
Greg, the face hasn't won yet.
I don't think I know the guy.
I think it's the first round.
I'm sick of this.
You're fucking weirdo.
I see you.
I'm sick of this.
I'm sick of this.
I'm sick of this.
I got a drink.
The grandma in theุทoreal.
What was this?
A coffee.
Bob's here.
Where do you get drinks?
I need a drink.
Holy shit.
What's going on?
What do you think of the game?
Pretty good.
I'm not going to lie.
I was waiting for the guys to lift it above and that stuff was close.
What do you feel like you're going to be able to play next year or now?
I have 30% body fat.
Nothing that peptides can't do.
I don't know.
Honestly, I tried it.
I keep eating.
That's what they do when they sell your information.
I want to know what you think of the game.
I'm not going to lie.
I'm not going to lie.
I'm not going to lie.
I'm not going to lie.
I'm not going to lie.
I'm not going to lie.
I'm not going to lie.
I'm not going to lie.
I'm not going to lie.
Yeah, that's what they do when they sell your information.
I wouldn't do it, Vegas.
I need a drink, though.
Drink? Bar.
Oh, the bar. Where's the bar at?
He had the boys go,
I don't give a fuck, though, about this.
He didn't roll.
I don't want to.
Oh, God, Jesse?
Oh
Everybody at the bar is about to get tipsy y'all on God. We're about to relate to this lyric
Oh, they stood out at the bar.
Is that Alan?
We're still not on camera.
I'll come to you when it's already come on camera.
Oh, he doesn't want to be on camera?
Oh.
Is that your hand?
Come on.
Pleasure.
No cameras.
I got you, sir.
Uh, is this sir?
Hey phone, yep, that's me, I'm the pay phone.
Yeah, that's me.
That's me.
I'm a hundred gifted in my tech.
What?
I'm the influencer city.
I just saw Sam Fragan.
I just saw Sam Fragan.
What, who's the girl that's fighting?
Or in case it's her?
Sabrina?
Yeah.
Hey, I have a quick question.
I want to fit in.
But I don't train.
I don't train.
I don't train.
I don't train.
I don't train.
I don't train.
I don't train.
I don't train.
I don't train.
I don't train.
I want to fit in, but I don't want to drink.
Can you give me like a Coke and a like a...
Make it look like a...
Make it look like a...
Hey, let's get seven shots in that thing!
Come on!
You think you're gonna believe me?
Let's do eight shots in it!
Let's do it bro! Hey Jason! Jason! I'm doing eight shots!
Hold on! It's Coke wrong!
Bro, that's a boss battle. Bro, I was about to step through the bucket.
Dang bro, dang bro! No way, that's eight shots.
Bro, it's stronger, it's stronger, it's stronger.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my...
Oh my fucking sh...
Oh my god, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, oh my god.
The cameras, the cameras!
Hey, end the stream!
Let me get one too!
Watch out!
You see any pain if you don't fuck them?
What are you up to?
What are you talking about?
Um, get him out of here!
What's that? I see him.
No.
Fuck him up.
Oh, is that fun?
Another one?
Are you serious?
You wanna get another one?
I'm not gonna get another one.
Fuck that, what's your name?
Oh, they fucked up playing around.
I'm gonna go check on the food. I'm gonna make sure it's good for everyone.
I'm about to let out gas in my ass on top of everyone right now. I'm just leaving the trail.
I'm just leaving the trail.
Leaving the trail. I used to watch that guy's videos in high school.
I used to watch your videos like
When I was in like high school
Right before pool parties I would watch your shit
That's because you didn't put the time in don't say
You didn't put the pushes right now you get a phone. I know I'm disabled
We're gonna find a way to make it happen, bro.
I just need a thousand likes and we're gonna get a collab in there going with them.
You're very important.
Let's go.
100,000 likes.
What's that heat?
100,000 likes.
There.
LW5.
Should we make sure the food's healthy for everyone or no?
Nice to do that man.
What is this?
Chicken and waffles.
Chicken and waffles!
Thank you.
How's that job?
How are you, bro?
Good.
I think I just swallowed something really disgusting.
What's everyone doing over here, right?
What? What are you sucking on?
It's great. It's all massive, great.
Can I tell you what you do for a living?
Do you watch what you have on today?
Oh, watch.
Wow.
I own one of the largest rung clubs in the country. It's called Shratt Social.
Shratt Social is a rung club.
I wish I owned a country. I wonder.
What piece do you have on today? You mind telling the viewers?
It's called Oral Watch. It's a black skeleton.
Wow.
I like it. It's a sport band. I always work hours and hours.
Do they hold the balance?
I got a watch over the breeze.
Bro, I can't wear my arm. I have my arm.
The Ronaldo...
It's still getting in a fight?
Hold on.
Are you good?
Silly day.
Huh?
No chance.
New York City.
What we doing?
What we doing?
Oh my fucking god!
No!
This is a fucking dream.
That's racist.
This is a fucking dream.
You're racist.
Yeah, you're racist.
Come on, gas up the next.
Oh my god.
Keep going.
Shut up, Brooklyn.
Shut up, Queens.
Hey, fuck Stan Nyland!
Yeah!
What you wanna say to television?
Oh my god, that's a dream.
You see what we do it?
Sad talk outside in fucking Vegas.
What we doing?
I love this guy over here, low-race.
Hey, I love this guy over here, low-wrestling!
Ha ha ha ha!
Ah, the bro, I used to want to be outside, that's crazy.
I appreciate that, folks. Of course.
Yeah, of course.
Who the hell that is?
How does he know that he's legendary?
How does he know?
What?
Who's Harry out there? I dug the puts up here to get a seat.
Why?
He's literally known for calisthenics.
So you're gonna shit talk now
But I'm feeling this goddamn cook room. Yeah, fuck. I'm fucking fried
Where's Kevin hard at you don't be at these sevens
Did you just
He does meat, I ain't gonna lie.
He does meat, man.
He said, not right now.
Not right now.
I ain't gonna lie.
We're on the shoot.
Not in the red, though.
You need to get ready.
I ain't not ready.
He's just keeping...
What's the thing that has people you know that's mean?
That's the way to do it.
Oh, yeah.
Why's he doing that?
Well, I did beat some old stuff on steroids today.
No, it's fine.
Okay, I know what's up.
You can't beat that guy.
That's way...
How are you still suckin' on that little thing?
What the fuck? What's that?
Oh, he's got ice cream sandwiches.
He's got ice cream sandwiches.
He's a pretty big dude.
Frazier.
Frazier.
Stable yard sign.
Hey, you at least suckin' that shit behind the camera?
No!
You have a fuckin' mouth!
Oh, no patience.
No, that's a great energy, man.
I just want to shoot up a drug right now.
That'll complete my nut.
Hey, what's over there?
Is there more shit over there?
That's just like great, man.
It's a room.
Huh?
Hey, hey, good.
Right, dude.
I'm in the room.
Huh?
Hey, hey, good.
Hey, we ain't here much drinking coke, Rob.
I'm good ass drunk as shit.
I'm not even fucking...
Hey, I'm fried.
For real?
Are you good, bro?
You scared me.
All right.
All right.
Are you ready?
What are you looking at?
What are you looking at?
Hey, shut up!
Hey, shut up, you hear me?
Okay.
Chill.
Hold on.
I'm like fucking fried. Can you chat? Hear me? I'm about to start slurring my words and saying slurs.
That guy who owned the run club, I thought it was an AP, it's a different branch. It looks identical.
Is that LARP? This week ago, uh...
Let's go find some fucking people that are like, you know...
I'm gonna go find Nikon in there, bro.
Apparently, they're here.
Oh, we should go watch this, okay?
Wait, what is it?
Can we rotate back?
Hey, what is this?
All right, bugger.
Let's just see what else there is on the map.
Stable and adaptive ventures.
Yeah.
Shit.
Yeah, what are we doing?
What's going on?
What are we doing?
What are we doing?
What are we doing?
Watch this.
Watch this.
Watch this.
Watch this.
Watch this.
Watch this.
Watch this.
I make it about me
I just screamed fuck Treyonga, I just got there.
Like really like just wow.
I actually made a mistake.
Fuck thank you brother!
We ain't gonna take you, live, but live!
That's my sorry.
Fuck Treyonga!
I hate Treyonga!
I hate you! I hate the way you look!
I hate the way you stand! I hate the way you talk!
I can't stand you!
Where Treyonga? Is this garbage?
Just walk me along on this.
I don't even know what I'm going to do.
I don't know.
Me?
Sorry to me.
Where did we sit last time, you remember?
I think he was like, uh, oh, so little.
Yeah, I saw it.
Oh my god!
Nice, guys.
So, bro, you want confidence?
What?
You're supposed to be like, bro, that's our seat.
Yeah, I was gonna do that.
Just two seconds later.
So, we just kept walking around.
So, where we going now?
Well, we tried that way, maybe we go this way.
Did you guys know that there's absolutely nothing in my backpack?
Yeah, what is it then?
Nothing, it's for backpack-maxing.
Probably maybe no backpack-maxing is.
What the fuck looks like a sad island?
I already did this challenge.
You caught me.
Is that Griffin?
Who's daddy coming on?
Not me.
What? What are we doing?
Am I red or not?
Are you sure?
Are you sure? Are you sure?
Are you sure I'm not red?
I get it. I'm not red.
I get it. I'm not red.
I'm not red.
I love you.
Please
Is that bro?
Yo, shut up
I did that, he saw me off the street
What'd you get?
I got under Logan Paul's wife
She had a better grip than me
What's that?
She was at 120 and 119
104
I see you at 94 but
104, that's a bad group
You're too old to run like that.
I don't know what you're going to talk about this on the phone, Kat.
Oh, come on.
All I am making content, I need clicks, bro.
What's going on, dude?
I tried, bro.
Nah, I'm in him already.
Oh, God, bro.
He was talking about it, man.
I don't want to shite with you.
I don't want to run, bro.
You can't run, man.
I'm going to get my stuff.
Let me get my stuff.
I'm gonna give that a shot.
Well, let me go and see police.
It's fine.
Tell them about the business.
Tell them about the business.
What the fuck?
Put a Yamagawa?
Look, how many Yamagawa?
Mike is, uh...
Top cap on three, guys.
Oh, hell yeah!
Hey, hey, hey!
Money first, loyalty second!
Yes!
Buddy!
You know we would never do that.
Like, boss crowd.
Hey, you gotta see them all.
Let's get the damn thing, baby.
Let's go.
He's fucking down.
Yeah, sure.
Wait.
Oh my god, move out the way.
Is that a puppy?
He's got a package!
You can make the fucking disappear.
No, take it away.
Jake's not a part of this track.
We'll do it real long.
Can I hold the puppy?
No, try to hold the puppy.
Trust him.
It does not sound trustworthy.
Yeah, no.
Let's do it.
I mean, look at him.
I'm sorry, buddy.
What is that?
I'm sorry, dude.
Not today.
It's just a way you came about.
Yeah, I'm not.
Hey, man.
Hey man, let me get the, let me get the, let me get the
God, dude.
I'll open the door, I'll shut the hell out.
What is he doing?
Hey, no, it's 992.
Whoa, watch the amount, guys.
Just keep going.
I got a bunch of ports.
What's the port?
What's the port?
This one.
It's a just big one.
Yeah, I got a port.
I'll pick this one.
And check it, make sure it's real.
That's a real one.
Yeah, it's like a plastic.
Yeah, man, it's not like the most expensive.
Yeah, it's a good port.
It's a good port.
All right, this is the reason I'm in Ripley's, believe it or not, the reason I've been in
like two world records.
By the way, metal bending with your eye, the fake is fake, the fake is fake, the fake is fake, it's fake is fake.
Anybody who tells you to decide if you can think it's metal, they can't do that, that's not awesome.
Now me on the other hand, I'm alive from you from the beginning, this is fake, I hope you enjoy it.
Now what I've learned in the years of doing this is that everything that's metal, doesn't matter what it is,
key of coin and fork, comes out of a sheet, all the die cast cuts them out.
Another one shapes it to the shape we know.
At times, it's like all I have to do is rub the fork and it starts to look like it's metal.
What the fuck is this thing?
Yeah, but you have to realize it's the only magic.
It's nothing real.
Whoa.
I've done this all over the world.
What did he say?
Australian Malaysia.
Indonesia.
Whoa.
You're actually fancy.
You're a touchy.
Feel it.
You know what's real.
So that's the dead ass metal.
Yeah, I think you're real.
So how the fuck did you do it?
Oh, god, it's metal.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Look, when I was younger, I used to say to myself,
hey, if I could make the metal look like it was really weak,
that would be cool.
But then I found out that doing so the metal was so weak,
it almost fell apart.
What?
Give me a favor, hold on to it right here.
Hey, grab it, grab it, grab it.
Put it back together, that makes it a good trick.
What the fuck?
Look, watch very carefully.
I'll get back to straight one, OK?
Your fingers pinch.
Pinch my finger.
Not so hard, not so hard.
You can tell a little less.
You can tell if I'm moving my fingers or using pressure,
right?
This is me moving.
This is pressure.
I'm not going to make the fork move without me moving my finger.
Here we go.
Here we go.
He's not moving at all, his fingers move.
My fingers move?
Tiny, tiny, tiny fingers move.
Okay, okay, okay.
Let go, let go, let go.
Watch really carefully.
Right where my fingers are.
If you watch carefully enough, you'll actually see the moment.
It looks like it's twisting right in front of you.
I don't get it.
Now, a lot of people will tell you that all you have to do is just take it, look at it,
and blow.
And you'll start to bend.
Yeah, I don't bend it.
And please realize, yeah, I'm not switching it out.
I'm not switching it out. It's the same for one two three four
And just rub it
No reset now reset
actually look how you have a little member at the day of the night
I don't understand I don't get it. It's a real fork. How do you do that?
You dropped your other forks. Mike has a lighter pie. He's a drug addict.
What the fuck?
See what you're doing?
How did he actually do that?
Oh, this is a real floor.
It's a feeling.
What?
That's real.
I've got it.
Someone explained how he actually did that.
How did he do that?
We have the lighter.
Oh, no. Another truck?
I'll give you my message.
You smoke gas, sir.
It's wonderful just a second. Can I see your sign box?
Yeah, yeah, it's okay.
And if you don't mind, could you drink that?
Okay, you're doing it on me.
Man, I'm not gonna fuck with you that much.
Okay.
Put your hands out. Put your hands out like I'm table.
No, I don't fuck with you.
I don't know how you guys got this man.
Put your hands straight. Put it together like a little table.
And I'm just gonna put you in the table.
What?
Okay, watch.
Bro, what the fuck you better do?
Oh my god.
Okay, so that's kind of black magic.
Hi, Linda.
Oh
I gotta look at you all my time do that again
Touch it, bro, you know actually
I'll show you another one, where's the ladder?
Watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch.
Alright, alright, alright.
Alright, we need a vest to use.
Okay, it's a real skill.
That's really strong.
I'll use you, come on.
That's a real cigarette.
He's one of a smoke bag.
Whose lighter was this?
Silkies.
Here you go, buddy. Here you go.
Alright, here we go.
Take your shirt. Go like this for me.
Shirt pull. Shirt pull.
Alright, watch.
No, I'm gonna watch. I'm gonna make a hole in here.
Right!
So look, what we do is we take a little hole like this.
No, it's gonna burn!
Don't worry about it.
In a second.
This is my lensie!
This is a black shirt.
I thought it was Walmart. Shit.
It's okay, if you do it right, it can actually make it just disappear.
What the fuck?
Oh no.
You just consumed black magic.
Brother, now check your asshole.
Wait, what happened?
Where is he?
Okay, hey.
You want to see a magic trick?
I can make cum come out of his mouth.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ready?
That's bad.
Ready?
Off my snap.
What was it?
Oh, oh!
Ha ha ha ha!
Yeah, come on, we do magic!
It's a fun little bit of magic!
How do you do that?
It's a fun little magic!
You're letting your age show, dude.
Come on, do some magic, dude.
Don't be a fun choice, man.
I'm going to be honest, some magic is not allowed by the Christian faith because they say that it's not good because it should be good.
He was so happy.
My luck would get six.
I'm going to show you every single step of this.
I'm not going to watch every single one.
I'm watching every single one now.
I did see it.
It's okay. It's okay.
I want you to watch the whole night.
That goes inside. That goes inside the middle of the middle.
I grab a sharpie.
And it comes back up to the top.
How do you know that?
Wait, Mike.
My three actions to price
And now
Every second watch every second watch you push it into the middle Mike go ahead push it in Mike push it in
Okay, so we know it's there
What the hell?
I didn't see that.
I didn't see that.
Look, look, look here. Sign your name on it.
Sorry.
You can get that card in one of our pockets or something. I'll be impressed.
What's the tale of the card?
Read it to the audience.
Is it tarp? No.
I can't. T-A-P. T-A-P-N-C.
Oh my. Are you like, are you crazy?
No, no, no, no.
I'm not.
You can do it.
You can, you can.
Come on.
You can do it.
I'm not.
Look at it.
Like I'm one of your agents.
All right, go ahead and this time, watch.
Inside the mood.
You see it.
A lot of people think even when I'm shuffling, that somehow or another, the card will end
up on the top.
Even after, check out my pockets, check out my pockets.
All right.
Even after that, see it.
Your card, it's not on the top.
It's not on the bottom.
And it's definitely not the second card.
Okay.
That's my card.
I'm gonna sign my name on it.
Sure.
Paul, carbon.
Thank you.
Thank you, man.
Did you see the little Starfish in my name, Mike?
Do you know why it's there?
No.
I was gonna say we could all dream, but whatever.
I'll direct you to my nice Twitter, my YouTube, my LinkedIn.
Nice face.
My Snapchat.
That's you.
My Tinder.
Oh, okay.
There you go, Drew.
I'm also the only magician on All Me Fans.
What?
Okay.
It looks like this.
The Reinder!
Oh, okay.
There you go, Drew!
I'm also the only magician on OnlyFans.
What?
Okay!
It looks like this.
No.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
to learn it's called the Simon level four weight cut as you can see my card right
there looking for one card's gonna come flying out of the pack
oh no it's not his I just said it was gonna fly out
if you look at you're gonna find one card on top one card on bottom my sandwiched
in between the two now Mikey which one do you want to be the top bottom
I'ma go to the top.
It's tough. That's not it.
I'ma go to the bottom.
It's not it.
But look at the way at least you get my signature.
Where the fuck's the car?
It's not good unless we have a memory.
If a memory is us.
It's the car that's got the logo.
Look at the honestly, I'm here.
I'm back at Magic.
I refuse to go up.
Honestly, Magic was so long I forgot what I was doing.
I thought I didn't even know where to go.
How did he...
I thought I was back in LA.
Fuckin' I'm too...
I didn't remember I was going up.
I'm tired man.
I'm tired.
I'm tired.
I'm tired.
He's still the guy who's got my sports.
He's good.
He's good.
He's capable of model.
He's good.
He's tired. We're trying to make some friends.
Are we going out?
Yes.
How are you doing?
Nice to meet you.
Don't forget me, I see you, come on, what are we wiring today?
Mind telling the viewers what to do for a living?
I'm running the watch guy.
What's that, sorry?
I'm running the watch guy.
Mind telling you viewers what to do for a living?
Me, I'm an athlete and a blow maker.
Wow.
Beautiful watch.
Mind telling us which one it is?
I appreciate it, no idea.
Oh, no idea.
No idea.
What about you?
What do you have on your sleeve?
Wow.
Fucking crazy, man.
I don't know.
I've probably seen my play for a game of two minutes,
but I don't know what to do about it.
Yeah, I'm good at it, bro.
Me too.
Go away.
Let me see someone on the floor.
What?
What's wrong?
Are you good, okay?
No, I'm just...
You told me you were going to cook it, but I had like three of them and now I'm just feeling
a bit tired.
Dude, are you overworking yourself?
I'm overworking.
Alright, no way. We're going...
No, we're going to have to go back home then.
We're going to have to go back.
I'm going to have to take a sweater back tonight instead of flying tomorrow.
No.
Are you sure?
Like, bro, if you're going to end, let me know.
I'm not feeling good.
You're not feeling good?
I'm just feeling a little sick.
Yeah, he's about to end.
He's really tired.
I mean, it is out of...
It's fucking hot.
Oh my god, what time is it right now?
It's hydrated over a toss.
Maybe you need to go hydrate.
Hydrate!
You know that meme right now?
out of the way.
Fuck, I don't. I don't fucking know it. I'm sorry.
I didn't catch the reference.
She's on a bus.
Let's see if I can use the hydrate.
Hydrate!
I'm not catching it. I'm not the eagle one.
Overworking?
I didn't even get to meet the dogs.
Wait, I never got to meet the dogs.
I need to go.
Is this moose?
Hey, hold on. Just got your bag.
I don't know if you want this, but if you take it like this and you can have it and then you can put it on a table.
Can you reset this?
Yeah, I'm not reset it, but, you know, I can give you another one.
No, I'm talking.
That's a nice dog.
Wow.
If he goes, you can have that like that.
Or you can do that one.
What's your dog?
Yeah, he's my dog.
Lacey.
Lacey, he wanted to give you this.
Give me this
You also wanted me to tell you that this one if you hold it for five seconds you
Yeah, nice
Appreciate you
Are you gonna raid me?
Yeah, raid me.
Bro, you know me, I'm a grinder.
Bro, come on, bro, just raid my shit.
Oh, Chad, we're doing a 24-hour stream.
We got some Ws in the fucking chat.
I'm dubbing, I'm robbing the fucking land.
We're not ending shit.
We're not ending fucking shit, bro.
We're not ending shit.
I'm grinding, I'm a streamer, nobody's gonna stop me.
stop me you can't stop me I'm a fucking grinder get some fucking Ws gone man yeah
W Ron we fuck with you yes yes
You raided me?
I did.
Oh god?
Yes.
Um, that's a lot of fun.
We're gonna be live for the next time.
Do you need anything to actually, like, you should, uh, take a picture of them?
Go attention!
Let's go!
Yeah!
We're going to the city!
Yes!
Man, listen, right?
Yeah.
What are we doing?
Should I make it rockin' again?
Oh, well, we breaking the whole city!
We going trash everywhere!
Keep going, keep going!
I'm gonna fuck somebody in the street. We're going crazy.
No, no, no, no, no. We might step back from everywhere.
I'm talking about Rachel Madsen's dick.
I'm talking about Romney and everybody's Steve Boogity.
Yeah!
Yeah, you don't think we're gonna fuck it, though?
Let's go, nicks. Let's go, nicks.
I want this one.
No, no, no.
You raiding my shit?
I did, bro. I know I just had to do that quick shit, man.
Nah, you're good, bro. You dead ass raiding me, though?
I'm good at that, yeah.
Bro, that's love, bro.
How much boo?
How much boo left?
Let's see, the Wi-Fi
The Wi-Fi, bro?
The Wi-Fi, bro?
Hold on, Jack.
Oh, there we go. Appreciate the raid.
I'm at the stream, y'all.
I'm back tomorrow.
Probably like the middle of the day.
I love you boys. We were here for a quicky, no, two hours.
We had to do it. I mean, I had to.
We wanted to go.
We're going to have some W's, man.
I'mma see y'all tomorrow.
W?
Yeah, bro, this is...
Ha ha ha!
No, look, I'm ready to die.
You're gonna rage?
I just got raided from Gacy.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, this is a massive spot.
Hey, I'm not gonna lie, bro.
I'm gonna raided down.
My dad's been a good dude, bro.
I'm gonna raided down.
Get some Ws in the fucking chat, man.
Woo!
You know what I'm saying?
He's gonna cast the raid.
It's been good vibes.
And, um, yeah, boys, I'mma see you soon.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.