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05-26-2026 ยท 6h 59m
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We did it! We did it! It's about fucking time!
Yes! I know! Make some fucking noise, bro!
Get it ass! Make some fucking noise!
Yep!
Yep!
Yep! Yep! Yep! Yep! Yep!
Which means, which means...
Longstream today!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes! Yes! Yes! Where are my sheets?
Yo dude! My sheets are in the fucking dryer!
Do you not want me to wash my sheets?
Guys, all right heat to the cloud emo. We're no longer gonna be using it cloud emojis are gone
We're no longer using it. It's fucking over no more real voice. No more wait. Why are you guys saying real voice? No more?
No more clouds no more real voice no more son. No more none of that
Well, no more fucking none of that. I know I know um what's on my nose? Yeah, so guys
I'm not gonna lie. I popped a fucking cyst on my face and it turned into a fucking scar
So do you see it?
So do you see it or no? I would prefer if nobody points it out, bro
There was a cyst on my fucking nose and I popped it and I dead ass left the scar
Yeah, but for some reason I could still smell everything. I don't know what it is
Lowes pull those voice. Yo, is my voice okay? Yes or no? I miss burger
Well, dude get you that feeling ready guys guys
Okay.
burger is back burger is back bro look at my little black pussy chilling on my bed
bro this this might be the cutest thing oh so cute did I do it right bro look
at my dude right here who miss burger drop on me bro I'm dead ass who miss
burger bro I deadass yo I'd burger yeah and there goes burger listen bro I miss
burger I deadass missed him he is back I don't know how long he's here for I'm
gonna be honest with you I wanted to bring him back because guys tonight a
legend is coming to the building tonight a legend a fucking legend guys MC
fucking Ben is landing tonight! MC Ben! MC Ben is coming over to the fucking
house fucking make some noise for fucking MC Ben, dude. Deraz, yes, she's coming over.
But also this Friday
On Twitch Chattels near you
Stable Ronaldo
Goes to tarpon Springs
Where he will be doing a
Minecraft marathon in person hardcore
with jixie
But, here's the thing, here's the thing, um, two things.
Number one, why do I see people saying long live Ron?
Is tarpon springs actually that fucking scary?
Yo, why are people saying, yo, is tarpon springs?
But it's Torpen Springs scarier than Cherry Hill?
Like that's my question.
Cause like, you know what I'm saying?
It's worse than Cherry Hill.
Say on God.
Say, I got first time chatters saying yes.
Are we dead ass?
Wait, are you dead ass?
Wait, dead ass?
Cherry Hill is not sweet.
The average income of Cherry Hill, New Jersey was only 170 grand, bro.
Please, don't ever say that shit is sweet.
Dead ass, dead ass.
Don't ever say that shit is sweet.
pimple yo dipshit I know dick only yeah what I would switch that in my chat
everyone be careful everyone be careful now absolutely it's worse dude I'm not
gonna lie I'm not gonna lie I'm actually so fucking excited to go to Florida
anyone else bro i haven't ever seen jinxie in her life since since
well besides the football match though
There I say the ad read dude we don't care yo Scorpio to my question is to you
yo would man David a five when I'm not live do you want to kill yourself
because I'm gonna be honest with you if I got banned on twitch you would
actually have nowhere in life to go towards you would dead ass just sit in
my offline chat for the rest of your life so be grateful be fucking
grateful that I'm here bro dead ass be grateful what thank you for five
gifted yo why the fuck are you laughing why the fuck are you laughing your whole
job is to update my fucking twitch the fuck are you laughing about bro the
fuck God did Jonah you too bro you're fucking dork your dead ass a dork you
are a loser you dead ass have like a million messages in my chat anyways
good morning guys in about three days stable Ronaldo will be playing hardcore
or Minecraft with Jinxie, I'm gonna be honest with you.
How many hours is it gonna take us to beat that game?
How many hours is it gonna take us to beat that game?
Bro, Jinxie Deras thinks,
bro, he thinks it's gonna take like three days.
Do you actually think it's gonna take three days?
Like there's no fucking way, Jose.
There's no fucking way.
Yes, yes, bro, this dude Jinxie, he calls me.
He calls me, he goes, yo, Ron.
Actually, I'll say exactly how he does it.
Yo, yo run, yo run, yo run, yo run.
He's like, dude.
He's like, you're too good at being a miner.
And I was like, bro, okay, this is true.
I am, I'm pretty good at Minecraft, okay?
Bro, he calls me and he goes, yo dude,
I need you to play?
Like, do you think it would be fair
if I played the whole marathon without armor?
The fuck are you doing a lot bad, bro?
Yo burger!
Yo burger!
Yo burger!
Yo get off my bed dude!
Yo burger!
Burger?
Burger?
Burger, get off of my bed, bro.
Yo, Burger.
Why does he look like he's trying,
like you're not intimidating, dude.
You're not a Black Panther.
You're just a silly little fucking cat.
You're not a Black Panther, bro.
Get off the bed.
Burger?
No, get, get off the bed.
Get off the bed.
Get off the bed.
Get off the back!
Yo dude, are you fucking serious?
Can you hear me?
Am I just a fucking joke?
Come here. Come here.
What's that?
You want a hundred gifted subs?
Yo guys make burger happy y'all guys make burger happy
Burger move out the way bro move out move
Guys I'm gonna be honest with you is there even a chance we beat hardcore Minecraft
I'm not kidding. Is there a chance that we beat hardcore Minecraft if I dead ass
Do not use
Armor like that like bro when he said that dude, that's what I'm saying ladies
It's a thinking the moat face like bro hardcore Minecraft without armor
Goodbye stream say hello to 72 hours
Not possible not possible not possible. I'm dead ass. I'm dead ass bro. I'm dead ass, bro
I'm dead ass. I'm dead ass. Stop. What the fuck are you laughing at bro? Like what is this?
like bro like kick rocks dude like kick rocks um W Ronnie's not even 19 months
bro ill what's on your nose yo yo do I have to put on makeup I'm dead ass do I
have to put on makeup yes oh no no no oh no no no oh no no no is it not open
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
What's up, dude?
Where's Burger?
What's up, dude?
Where's Burger?
Holy shit.
Yo, maybe shut the door.
Relax. Yo, cameraman, don't talk, bro.
I'm talking right now.
Oh, my God.
I'll switch my shit.
Oh, my God.
Scared of Asian people. No, he's not. Well, he's racist. No, he's racist. No, he loves me. What if he scratches my eye? He won't
Careful dude, he's a delicate animal
Yeah pushing me away because he's scared of Asian people. I just told you do you see the pimple on my nose? Oh
Yeah, I know I know yo
Yo, what the fuck is wrong with you?
It's okay.
Yo, yo, dude, you're scaring me.
I told you, you fucking told you,
you scared the Asian people.
You don't listen to me.
I'm screwed.
What the fuck is wrong with Berger?
She's not usually this fucking, like, scared of him.
I just told you, he's scared of Asian people.
He's seen me before.
I've been here before, you listen to me.
No, no, no, stop.
Don't scare him.
You're scaring him.
He's new to this location.
Barger, he's not a toy, bro.
He's an animal.
Wait, how did your cameraman go from Chinese to black?
What happened?
He took the black potion.
Oh, the black potion?
Yeah, he took the black potion.
Where's your cameraman?
Um, John's moving in, so...
To where?
He's got a new apartment.
Oh, yeah.
What's up, Toast?
What do you think you can take a day off?
I don't give a fuck.
Toast will come back.
Oh, and you have COVID?
You gave me this, bro.
I don't have COVID.
I gave you COVID.
You did?
No, you gave me this cough congestion, bro.
All right, bro. I'm gonna go back to work. Okay. Can I put a burger? Oh, like you said, you're out bro. Yeah, I told you scared
What are you doing it? Okay, this is
What I did today
Bollish
Uh, meaning I'm gonna cook the biggest pizza in the world. Oh, I'll tell you
That's so fun crazy. I'm building the biggest pizza in the world. Y'all know today that ass
Yeah, bro. I've been setting it up for like months.
Wait, bro, that has joined.
If you're over-opened to this point.
But can I eat?
Yes, you can eat.
They're always easy.
Okay.
Actually, look.
Okay.
And then you gotta play the guitar for her.
Oh, just, just, oh.
We getting that clip.
You don't know, babe.
Yeah, we got it.
Fuck out, Nye.
All right, I'm getting that.
All right, get out.
No, Greg Hethle's coming.
Who?
Greg Hethle.
Greg Hethle, man.
Now you're doing the key.
Oh, Captain Underpants?
No, Bro, Greg Hanthly!
Die or be the living king!
Wait, the- the- the- the- the-
Is that the me, brother?
No, the one with the little hair sticking up!
The fucking child's coming here?!
Is- is he grown or is he like-
He's obviously grown now, it's been like 20 years.
What the fuck? I mean, you want the actor, no?
Like, the- what do you play the actor?
The one he did, I was grown now, that's how it works.
Like, he doesn't just stay as a child.
I mean, I'm not trying to be weird, but like, I feel like it's cooler.
If it's like, you know, the original, no?
I told you it is the original, right?
Yeah, but technically he's grown now. He doesn't play the character.
Yeah, it's not the same.
That's what I'm saying.
It's like imagine having Prime chasing the wing.
It's like, bro, we're stuck with you.
Like, I miss when you riz.
Oh!
Hello?
Hello?
Bro, stop talking about fucking people!
Oh my god, bro!
I'm gonna fucking end my stream guys
It's like bro, it's like I'm not gonna fucking do this man
Tell silky to give you a pimple patch. Yo, do you think I'm a little ass girl dude? Why the fuck is that audio playing?
Yes, yes, yes. All right guys today's stream though. Yes, we you've heard of her first me
Yo knows and Jason are building the pizza. That's what I guess is happening. Um, bro, you know what I saw
I was watching a dab go live. Yeah, I know shocker a dab live. Can I get a retweet?
Bro, that's a fucking shocker. Um, bro. I saw him live and I was like
I'm like, bro. Why don't we use the golf cart and go through the fucking canyons with the golf cart to Malibu Beach?
Cinema like actually cinema like dead-ass cinema. Is that not?
That's cinema, bro. Stop looking to the left. What is to my left?
Yeah, I can't bro. I can't I can't we ain't trying to see that nasty pimple ass Stokey first star patch
We ate yo you're actually a dork, bro. You guys care that much
Deras
Yeah, it was this edit drop of me if you've seen this edit
Who misses the stable or no to a deaf error drop of me
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Bro, I'm not gonna lie. You know what? I was talking to Boba and she said I looked fucking chopped with a buzz cut
I think it's time. I get chopped again facts or no, but think about it when I was buzzed
I just ran around do it y'all are retweeting that this is not a retweet dude. This is bro. What if I go fucking bald?
CHOPPED!
Chopped Noddo back in act what the fuck back in action. Yes. Yes. Yes also by the way guys everyone
I don't know what the emotes are gonna be in the chat, but Twitter comes are gone soon, bro
It's a hey. This is a good day for fucking yeah
That ass is a good day that ass. Yeah, it's a good day coming soon dude. That ass is a deal
But say goodbye to five hour streams because three hours of my content is clicking links
Facts or no, um, look what I made run, what?
So how the fuck, how the fuck is this even humanly possible this quick?
Like how did you manage to AI burger?
Why do I look so short?
Stop saying this is cute.
This isn't real.
It's not real.
Dude.
Also, by the way, bro, by the way, it's crazy GTA was supposed to be released today.
Wow.
fucking era it was supposed to be released a fucking today I'm not even kidding wait
when did GTA 5 come out when did like the GTA 5 actually come out
when did it come out 2013 wait so it's been 13 years since the last GTA came
about? Say oh god. Really? Thank you for the sub, Winsor, and not frat. Wait, but do you
think this game is gonna live up to the expectation, bro? I can't believe it's been a year. What
the fuck is this? To the artists, to the, oh wait, what is, oh Ethan Stern didn't
get the W last time, but still proud to represent the stable. Oh, a W Ethan, bro. To the
artists, the editors who represented us, the posters, the lurkers, the community moving
elsewhere but this place was something special the stable community
This might make me cry.
I already won.
I...
The top motion.
I'm scared if you're scared.
I'm scared!
You have a rice canvas?
What the fuck is this see this is why I'm actually glad it's going away a little bit
Cause like, what are these images dude?
When the fuck did you make this one where I was on the fucking bike?
Why do I look...
Like, why do I take up the whole fucking bike?
Yeah?
It's not real.
It's not real.
It's not fucking real.
It's not real.
It's not real.
Is this the end chat?
Where do we migrate to?
Like, where do we migrate to?
Like, dead ass.
Like what is the most reliable?
Bro, the only thing about Discord is it gets fucking freaky late at night with you guys.
I've seen it, bro.
I fucking have seen it.
Maybe do I do a rebrand of the Discord?
Do I rebrand it?
Like refresh it?
Discord if you want your viewers to get groomed.
Okay, so that's a crazy fucking statement.
That is not even true, bro.
Reddit, yeah, the problem with it is Reddit
is also a bunch of fucking dorks.
So it's a lose-lose situation.
Like, it's dead ass a lose-lose situation,
but we'll have to figure it out.
What day does Twitter come to get deleted?
Does anyone know?
Telegram, are you trying to get my info?
Four days?
Damn.
So I'm gonna be playing Minecraft.
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Bring them back guys. Lucas is no longer with us.
Linear, they would have fine gifted matter.
I made this inspired by you.
Yo, what are you, what is this ad bro? Like, how are you even in my chat dude?
You think I'm gonna fucking react? Is this who I think it is?
Like bro, like do you want me to fucking listen to this garbage like
Like bro, what does that mean if you get postmates with someone else Ron coaches yo nose to a fortnight win
I don't think yana is good at any fucking video game, dude
Honestly, just play hello Kitty Island. That's when they ask you to go to the core party. You got to say no
Yo, Jack, thank you for the five gifted dude. Thank you so much
What is this?
Thank you father. Oh
Beautiful dude actually beautiful
What it okay? Let's see if I just did I see what I think I just saw
This guy naked go ahead bacon boy I
Have this account blocked then we got a
And we got summer smash into a Bahamas trip
Guys, I'm not doing a gambling deal as of right now. I have no offers. The only offers I have is some bullshit
I'm gonna be honest with you
And I don't even know if you guys want me to take that gambling deal if I went to a kick that ass
Um the FNC of Summit week. Here's our schedule Friday, May 29th
Wait, is there a big fortnight event happening this week coming up? Wait, I'm not even gonna be here
I'm gonna be fucking playing Minecraft
I'm gonna be honest with you is there any chance that clicks win like I don't even care about this unless clicks can win
But I've really lost
Bro, I've dead ass lost hope bro like I don't even want to be that guy man
But bro sometimes you need haters to be your motivators at the table with dinner with success and right now clicks
I'm your motivator because I'm a hater because I'm gonna be honest with you. I don't think you're gonna win I
Don't think you're gonna win bro that ass
Okay, yeah
But if I see somebody that had an issue with me or they're talking crazy, I'm gonna compress I'm gonna come make sure it's good
face as boy in front of a thousand cameras yo gang yo bro let me tell you
something bro like Ron you took the W here bro thank you you took the W gang
thank you if you wanted to do something to you he should have just did
something to you like like this don't talk about it you know just do it just
literally do it you know what I'm saying like if your feelings are that
Generally hurt as a grown man. If you're really willing to just throw it all away, you know, I'm doing do it, you know
Thank you, bro. I said the dog. I got I got a thank you B-5. Yeah, bro. I said the dog
Me gonna sick as dog. Oh you
Thank you, dude. I'm not gonna talk about this though that much because I have this case just gonna form it
Not Bruce the other guy
Bro, I'm not kidding hot take I low-key think I should go back to pink hair. No, my low-key
Yep, yep. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes, bro. Why do you guys think I'm like a fuck a fucking Sims character?
I'm gonna be honest with you, bro
I really want to go back blonde, but you guys don't want me to it's like it's making me not want to do it like I
Deadass want to go blonde
Um, May was cinema can't wait for June potential June content suing Bradley Martin
NMS boxing World Cup starts summer smash Father's Day. Why the fuck squeak such a death diamond Jim travel AC collabs
Adapt best zombies marathon. We still haven't done it. Lol. Yo, no singing lessons. Lol Maya x alveas trip or charity stream
Agent x Atlanta some nautica xl a nightly gaming session is some nautica even a good game
Lucas Episode 2, Chef and Char, Keo Box, Bro vs Bro, Dug Dug, oh my god, I actually want to do a Dug Dug challenge.
The amount of things Kai has done on desktop and some people don't think he deserves a favor.
Bro, I'm not gonna lie, just hating on Kai is just like dead ass and says, I don't care, y'all can call me D1.
I said this at the beginning, it's just like, it's a trend, bro.
But is this the rollout?
Because why is Scuba Ryan randomly posting this?
Is this the rollout?
No, I miss Ky bro when he gets back
This is like this is information that I don't want to leave this switch channel
Okay, this is info that doesn't that cannot leave the twitch channel
Okay, I got told from kai sinat himself. He told me
When he comes back
I'm going to be the first person that he raids when he ends his stream. Okay, so let's get some W's going
Let's get some W's. He said that that is what he said
God shut the fuck up and just stream. Okay
Okay, anyways
Anyways
Some of y'all would dead ass dive you got treated like SLG shut your bitch ass up dude dead ass
Yo Kai! Yo can I get into streaming university? Thank you! Yo let me be a teacher dude! Thank
you! Give me some A. Let me get something up in the vet too. This is my only chance to
say it. Please. Like oh god. Um, yo this isn't real bro. It's not real. She's gonna
You wanna hang with the Indian, what?
Me home.
Yo, is this crazy?
He spent seven hours getting this.
Seven fucking hours.
Seven hours to get this, bro.
Like, bro, where does Captain America go
to get new shoes?
The Darth Maul.
Yo, oh my God, oh God, it hits.
Oh god it hits. What is this?
Archey crashed and flipped the car with ratify, Yugi, Raph, and Nas.
Wait, what the fuck?
Are they alive?
Who are they gonna raid when they die? Who's gonna end their stream?
I'll be honest with you. This is like really fucking dangerous, no?
Or do these things can these things maintain this type of shit?
It's kind of crazy though
Right like I got to ask the real questions who did they raid after this?
Maybe the 25 months my name's not Ron Dale. Thank you though red got the wind knocked out of him interesting interesting
What is this?
Speaking of Kyler
Marlin wait this isn't my Marlin bro I saw I saw the scary movie is a bong is a
fucking bong did anyone see that for popcorn Drake's Janice shut the fuck
up has officially gone number one on Billboard Hot 100 as he breaks Michael
Jackson's record for the most hot 100 number one hits by a male solo artist
Now, how do we feel about this?
Do we feel like Drake has surpassed Michael Jackson?
This is a question, because it seems like my goat now has surpassed Michael Jackson, bro.
Is this hate that I'm seeing in the chat?
Yo, just wait.
Appreciate it.
Matter.
Thank you.
No, no, no.
I'm going to be honest with you.
Do numbers lie?
Like, I don't know.
I don't know, bro.
That's like saying, like, stable Renoto, like, pasts.
I don't know, bro.
I'm just a code now right
They're both legends, okay, but be honest if Michael Jackson was alive
Do you think he would still be making like number one hits actually? Yeah?
What kind of question is that for sure for sure how old was Michael Jackson when he died?
Does Jack Dordie's number lie yo seriously did he was 50 damn he was pretty young he was actually pretty young no troll
Drake is not a legend? Okay now you're just dick riding. You literally are dick riding to the point where you literally have a NASA fucking badge, bro.
I cannot take you serious. Dead ass.
I don't know. I guess that's young. 50 years old is pretty young. I feel like most people die at like 60, 70 or 80.
Most people don't get to 90.
Um, collab when?
I'm not even kidding a foosie tube stream would actually feed the streets the only problem
is is he good or is he like you know, bro sometimes I yeah you know you know how it goes
it's a little bit good bro I love foosie that ass anyone here grow up watching him
Or am I reaching the age where everyone is just like,
I'm getting too old now.
I used to watch this one prank
and I'm not kidding, it was fake sexy.
Oh my God, look at this one, look at this one.
Foozie Tube Spank.
Now don't be weird.
No, no, Spank prank.
Hold on, funny kissing prank?
I used to jerk off this shit.
Foozie Tube Yoga Pants.
This one, look at this. This one is fake sexy. I'm not kidding.
12 years ago. 12 years ago.
Look, okay.
Like...
Yo.
You just stared at my butt?
Like, bro, is this like, be honest, you think this shit was scripted?
You just stared at my butt.
I felt your eyes bearing at my butt.
No, I'm not calling you gay, but like, you looked at my butt.
Is it big or something?
Bro, I feel like someone's gotta re-run this shit.
This is just re-insubring.
Instagram?
Because you like it so much you can stay at it
Don't you just make it wait? Where's the one where someone actually specks his ass? Oh my god
What's up
I didn't use it in a sentence, I said the word I almost used, but listen, when I-
Bro, I'm not even kidding.
Fuzzi- Fuzzi was at- he is hilarious, bro.
I'm deadass.
I'm just fucking hilarious, bro.
Yo, Ronnie, you're banned.
Don't ever call me Ronnie ever again in your life.
What about this video?
What?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what is-
wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait I never saw
okay okay what okay what the fuck is this video okay I did not listen bro listen just shut up
this is just I don't know bro I got I got no excuse for this comments off yeah yeah whatever
What the fuck that's-
What the fuck that's-
Nova driving it?
The hell feels the aura, but who has more aura driving me or Boba?
I'm not a passenger fucking princess.
Did you just call me a fucking passenger print?
Are you guys serious?
Are you guys fucking dead ass?
You're dead you dead ass they
Okay, so my day is ruined at 1 30 p.m. Got it
Like what the fuck is this is this cold is
Is this cold bro like is this fire like I don't know bros this is this cool
Okay, so if I did this shit, would y'all think I'm swaggy
Why are they shirtless damn Marlin low key was fat what the fuck I
Can't imagine being this fat
Hello, Key, bro.
Um, oh, shout out, shout out, Boba.
Yo, guys, I want to change the color of the car.
What color should we do?
Bro, I really want to figure out what color to do.
I don't know. I don't have an idea.
Like, I have no idea what to do.
Like, bro, I'm serious.
Like, I've really...
No, it's not a fucking classic, bro.
It's not a... Here we go.
I want to do a color that I just stick with.
Should I go back to green?
Yes or no?
Like, low key, I want to go back to green.
I really want to go back to that green, like, unironically, like, I really want to go back to it.
I don't know, maybe Marble Fade, Fire and Ice?
Um, what is this?
2026 winners, Artist of the Year.
Wait, what am I looking at?
The winner is BTS.
They beat Bad Bunny, Bruno Mars, Harry Styles, Justin Bieber, Kendrick Lamar, Lady Gaga,
Morgan Wallin, Sabrina Carpenter, and Taylor Swift for the Artist of the Year.
If I speak, I see my social security number on Twitter.
Honestly, I think BTS is the Artist of the Year.
I think they did amazing this year.
I think they do amazing every single year.
They're really good at everything that they do.
And honestly, I listened to all their music.
That ass, I listened to all their music.
And bro, I'm not even kidding, they're fans too.
Fucking amazing fans.
They're so, bro, they're such diehard fans,
I would kill for that.
That ass.
Name five songs, like name five songs of BTS
or like of what?
Cause my favorite BTS song is probably Swim
or maybe Hooligan.
That's a good one too.
But FYA is one of my favorite favorites.
FYA, FYA is one of my favorite favorites.
That ass.
Name five members guys. We're not just gonna do this
We're not gonna do this, but if you really want me to name five five members. I mean
You know
Guys it's not important it's not important it's really not important
Artists of the year
New artist of the year Cat's Eye won they beat out Alex Warren
Ella Langy Lea Tomless Olivia Dean and somber
So Cat's Eye
One against I mean I don't really know who any of these people are besides Cat's Eye anyway. I'm not even kidding like low-key
Wait, yeah, it's not bad. It's actually not bad. Isn't somber like I don't even know
Um, album of the year? Am I reading this correctly?
Sabrina Carpenter, one man's best friend.
Album of the year, it beat out Cardi B. Okay, fine.
Fiorza Reggita, I don't know who that is.
Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Morgan Wallin, Olivia Deen.
Cardi!
Tate McRae and Taylor Swift?
Wait.
you know what I can't diss it because maybe it's good music hold on man's best
friend
oh I was not larking ignore that how does it go
well I know this one though give me a new one
I hear it in his eyes
He sees it in my tone
His words and his grip
Do you feel the world?
All the other love feels like a story
It's what I say
We have a-
I mean bro, I get it, I actually get it bro
But men and their pigs
Actually classic
I don't know how that would be Cardi
Song of the year
The singing voices of hunter X EJ AE Audrey beat out ordinary. I mean industry
Ella, I don't know who Ella is Kalini. I don't know who happens to be a Leon Morgan wall and Olivia Dean Sabrina car
Manch I'm not gonna lie hot take man child is actually like a good song because men and their pigs
Collaboration of the year pink panther is Zara Larson. What the fuck was that pink panther is
What song is this
I'm on my pick panther this is pretty talented
Pig panther this is pretty talented pretty good artists. I'll be honest
I don't know who BX the plug is uh David go Godi who the fuck is David Godi
Why does that name sound familiar David Godi David Guete?
Uh, Morgan Wallen, Tate McCray, um, Shabuzy, Jelly Roll, amen, amen.
Someone bore me up a bout of shot of whiskey.
Wait, David, Goda ended racism?
What the fuck does that even mean?
What does that mean?
What?
What does that mean?
He ended racism.
Um, Goda, what is this?
David Gota ends racism 20 million views.
There's no fucking chance that is real
What the fuck?
I don't know how to get to Fortnite
Anyways
Social song of the year Chanel, bro. I'm not even kidding. Did tiktok ruin music?
I mean bro actually so did tiktok ruin fucking music
like bro every single like pop song or hip song is like it's like a tick tock and
I get it like I get it but it's like anyone remember like the hits of our
generation is like can you blow my whistle baby whistle baby let me know and
then like shawty's like a minute like that type of shit bro like that type of
shit bro like that's classic like instead we have like I'm not like like
Tyler you made good music, but like I don't know bro like is this the song of the year?
I'm not her and she's not me and you're not mine
So fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me
Adapstream why are y'all all spamming this?
Jason stream adapstream
It's still low key isn't I don't get it. Why do you guys just spam like what bro the eight?
Oh my god
I almost read something that might have gotten me on Twitter dead ass best male pop artist Justin Bieber
Justin Bieber clears everybody yes best female pop artist Sabrina Carpenter outbeat lady Gaga
All right best pop song best pop album. I'm noticing a pattern here. Does anyone else or no?
Best country song best country album best male hip-hop artists
So you're telling me Kendrick Lamar is better than Tyler the creator
Playboy Cardi Don Toliver
YB
Are you
Okay, I'm not even kidding Kendrick is not better than like I'm just keeping it
about Tyler the Creator he's not I'm gonna be honest with you I'm gonna be
honest with you Tyler the Creator is way to me but he's way more I'm just
keeping it about I'm keeping it about I'm keeping it about I'm keeping it about
now young boy whole different fucking bracket he's his own fucking no young
boy right he's own bracket you G20 Lucas oh my fucking guy Lucas Lucas what's
How's it going, Sonyan?
How you doing, dude?
Kendrick is better than Tyler.
You're just lying.
Best female hip-hop artist, Cardi B over Dochi, Glorilla, Sexy Red, and YK Nice.
I'm gonna be honest with you, Cardi B makes good music.
Like hit songs, like fun songs to like twerk your ass to and all that.
But how did Dochi not win?
Dochi easily had the most hits.
Breakout Hip-Hop Artists!
How did SD cannot win?
What song did she make?
Monalelo?
Nigga I mean it, watch a couple hoes switch up on me, I hate I seen it
If you know, if you got
you
you
you
you
you
Oh my god, tell me you're in the industry that tell me you're in the industry.
What the fuck?
That's Dan's electric artist, Fred again, John Summit.
Is John Summit that good, by the way?
Have you seen his TikToks about him breaking his suitcase?
Is he good?
Yes.
All I see is TikToks that hit, it's not Summit 1G, dude.
They even have five gifted, just wait, thank you again, bro, appreciate it, matter.
Okay, anything else that I missed, that's it?
Damn.
Who was the artist of the year for you guys?
They said it was BTS.
And I do agree with that.
Of course.
Artist of the Year to me was lowkey like, I would say either Cardi to Striving Drake
or maybe...
Maybe the 60 months or the 40 months.
Yeah, I don't know.
That's really it.
Explain this clip.
What clip?
Yeah dude, okay, so I'm gonna be honest with you. I'll be honest with you
This clip is a classic drop of me if you watch this it wasn't many of you
There's probably like 400 people. What did I just get linked in his stream?
Basically we were playing FNCS and this dumb fucking dog decided to start screaming for food
Like has anyone's dog ever done this I've never heard of this like I died cuz of this dog
Seriously, dude seriously, dude
I miss having a dog dead ass anyone else like low-key. I miss having a fucking dog
Should I buy a dog or is that bad right now?
Is that bad if I if I buy a dog like I'm debating I'm buying a dog
Yeah, I don't think I could take care of a dog. I could barely take care of
Myself and burger Kequah
What I just get linked
Do this color? I
Don't want to do silver
That is a nice color though.
Is silver a good color or why get sick of it?
Did you see this?
L. Ron?
VAS!
See in stable and auto pay use of homage by attempting to be the first streamers
to send their chat to space.
Um, send our chat to the sky, send our chat to the sky, okay?
Elron.
Wait, Barron, me and you talked about sending our chats to the sky.
And who never followed up?
Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
How you know I'm smiling?
Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
Got it
Why do I hear I'm so lit right now here in Jason the Bean?
Yo, Siggi, what is the point of linking me me eating a salad to 800 viewers?
Yes, oh
Shit, well keep shut my door bro. You don't fucking listen to each other. He's a fucking shit. Fuck you
So
Wow, can you break down the outfit for a while bitch what bitch
Okay, can you break this down for me? So we got a monk easy on top right here supreme box log logo, but dazzled
But that's old you see the bedazzled. You know, I hit on those back in the day. Yeah, it was
Savarsky collapse work. I don't have these I got these reset. Okay. I resold this. I remember
It weathered me!
Yeah, a memory denim, you know, if he's not stuck to your fucking knees, it's not really jeans, well, off-white,
Converse, not playing with me. Yeah, okay
What's on your head? Oh, the goggles? I didn't even know they were there. What?
What? Why did he just put like a Canadian accent?
What? What's that?
Under that?
Hit the corner, hit the corner.
It's like it hurts you.
I get fucking fashion.
Where'd my fucking vlog go on?
Where'd my fucking vlog go on?
So why do you have this on?
Where you going?
I don't know.
Oh, I got you, bro.
Where's my shot?
Yeah, I got you, bro.
Where's my shot?
I got you.
I got you, bro.
Here you go, man.
Let's see here.
What do you...
What do you...
I got you, bro.
I got you, bro. No, no, no. Let me see if you really got it.
got it now let me see if you let me see if you really fucking got about do you
Did you got it?
What?
Like, did you got it or no?
Did I get it?
Like, did I?
Did you got it?
I'm the biggest man in the history of the world.
Like, did you fucking got it or no?
Hey, that was a good feature.
Like, you got this shit around.
We catch all the ones we don't struggle with.
We can't.
But I'm calling the cops.
Just call us.
Why?
And it's all you.
Girl, it's me.
It's me.
And I'm hanging up my head.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey.
I don't wanna try to let you with this band, it's not too cool on that beat
Too cool on that beat, too cool on that beat, no, too cool on that beat
Never slide, jump, you don't wanna stop, ayy
Don't stop, ayy, don't stop, ayy
Run it on that beat, ayy, run it on that beat
You got a breath
Breath?
You got extra outfits in there?
Float it up. You mean I can get a fit?
Yeah, I got a hundred and a half.
This is Game One, bro.
Game One?
Do you see Game One?
Smells like him.
What?
What was that?
Which fork?
What does that mean?
What does that mean?
Bro, that's an elegant cartoon of course.
Game One Lesbian Era.
Do you see Game One, bro?
That's very nice.
Yo, the little key shut.
Should we go pick out a fit?
I'll pick out a fit.
Let me see.
Outlaw, switch my shoes.
What you want to have?
Yo, ladies, can you bring a camera too?
I'll switch my shoes.
Yo, Lades, can you bring a camera too?
We gotta rolly rolly rolly to grab a black barrage later.
Okay, yeah, that's easy.
Harder off your back, bro.
Fuck's hot.
I know what to do.
That's what everybody used to do back in the day.
That's kind of...
This is a hard outfit.
That's hard as shit, bro.
Bro, that's taken every girl back in 2016.
Every fucking girl.
Yo, bro, I heard we're giving out outfits!
Bro!
This is amazing.
What the heck?
Bro, it is so good.
Let's go, come on, come on.
I've seen that she was getting her off from here.
I have it.
What do you wear?
It's really good.
It's like newer, but essentially this guy,
you like being here, you're going to be here.
I guess that was right in front of you.
And you know, I just got to try to beat all of her boys
and give it to her.
And it's like ever.
And this is the future of a game that comes out.
So he's like, he's the wimpy kid.
I'm just going to like, find my own way.
And so, he goes in this like,
No, there's so it's great. I'm like so like my great is up. I can't even see right now
All the time your friends must be
Gosh, yeah, this is Ron and Jason. What's up? Hey, hey, hey, oh you look way younger now
Hey
Gave Jason
2017 game more
Like I wore this in 2017
It was kind of the style back then. No, it's hard but it's hard on it wait also wait. Why are you wearing?
Say what you say you want to see the reverse?
I
In the air yeah, you know south
This is that's right. I'm like in a TV show. Yeah
Yeah, I'm gonna cut you right out.
Hey, cheers, bro.
I want a game-worn outfit.
Okay, what year?
What year?
I don't even know.
Can I get off-white a merry year?
So we're thinking in 2018?
Oh my god, prime fortnight, oh my god, what were you wearing there prime fortnight?
Yo, waters or not, matter?
Jason, come on, dude!
Get up!
No! No! No!
Joe, do you want to have a holy closet?
What the fuck?
So I want some shit that'll like, take yo bitch in 2016.
Joe, I'm not going to lie to Moncleese, a little skirt vibe, it's low-key fire.
It's with my wife, dad.
Fuck yeah, Crony!
Okay, talk to me.
I'm Mary Jane, it's right here.
I'm gonna be skinny enough.
I'm gonna be skinny enough.
I'm not skinny enough.
Alright, nice thing about the computer fucking thighs.
Okay, you got something better to do this?
Somebody get me some jeans.
Somebody get me some jeans, bro!
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Talk to me, talk to me, talk to me.
Yo, no, put some fucking pants on.
No, get him some fucking jeans!
No, I need something.
Get him some off-white sweats or some shit.
Bro, come on, bro, give me something!
That's hard, that's hard.
Throw this one off the line.
Let's go!
Okay, put those on.
What are these?
Oh my...
Wooo!
Well, if he's hard enough, like,
probably some gene action.
Like, wax denim, lucky.
Bro, like, this isn't...
Bro, look, maybe like, five times?
Yeah.
Fuck.
your outfits tough bro those are fucking hard
these are actually all these good outfits no bro at that bro get me like him
Bro
You're right. I'm so lit right now. I'm so lit right now. Your life is so
I don't know what this one is, it's not verse in the goggles.
It's not hard.
Yo bro, I'm trying to get lit.
I'm trying to find the game one.
Game one?
Maybe check it out.
Oh come on, Rahul, one of the people.
Like what were you doing in prime 2018?
And what year?
Like 2017, 2018.
2017 I was on YouTube make YouTube videos
You're trying to think bro, where's my was my below net? Oh my god say on God you'll let me use it
Are you serious?
Like on God, yeah, I'll be fucking legend. That's Dylan Dylan decided to clock in
Hello Alex Romney Jason
No toast. Yeah, no no the names Brian
No, and G5. Go where's your own name is like I forget it. I don't want to say Sam. Yeah, that's
All right, hold on right. I'm trying to get lit bro. Like do you think these are hard or no, that's a jogger
Yeah
Not those no you need presto
Let's start that up. I lost my shit
Fuck
Shit candy
All right, I used to want those so bad
Oh
I have a lot of reps in them. You can see it's her toilet.
Die lit!
Fuck.
Oh my god, let me just...
Are you sure, bro? Is this gonna make me cool?
Dude, fuck.
Are you sure?
I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't drop this.
Oh, he's so lit!
He's lit!
What? Oh my god. Tell me what you're seeing.
What happened? What happened?
You alright?
I'm alright.
You alright?
This is why I'm not easy.
I don't even care if you're a cry
I don't really shit that a lie
Should've saw it with you but bring it my life
I don't even care if you're a cry
Push me to the edge
All my friends are dead
Push me to the edge
All my friends are dead
Push me to the edge
All my friends are dead
Push me to the edge
Fat and man's all night
You're too lit are the drugs kicking in?
the shape wait I doubt how do you make these like
WCM shit yeah the fuck you need the shirt that I mean honestly I'm all fucking
Molly right now
fuck man
no doubt how do you make this tight okay you got the box Jason got the box
Oh
Trying to get live with you help me
Oh
I'm so lit right now, I'm dead at- I'm so lit right now, hey, let's talk about it.
Let's talk all about it.
Talk about Tuesday?
Hey, Ron Body lowkey look good?
Thank you, bro.
Ron definitely.
Ron losing.
Oh, shit.
What the fuck is that?
I don't know.
What's that?
It's the Chernobyl.
Oh, fuck.
Did you just get mad viruses?
Yep.
Just got some radios.
Bro, is that GameWorn?
Yep.
What year?
GameWorn, 2017.
Fuck, bro.
Wait, I need to go.
I don't got V-worn.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Wait, wait, wait.
all the off-white-off, we maybe add a gas-killing.
More like a...
Talk to me nice, yeah. Don't talk to me at all, yeah.
The vape-char-cutty gets to me.
Oh my God, I need a vape-char-cutty!
Run, run, run.
Hey!
Shoo! Shoo! Shoo! Shoo!
I don't think we're going to solve this error.
Yo I need a, I need a babe, let it in, no not a babe!
I got you, I got you, I got you.
Hold on.
Holy fuck is it, bro?
Anyone else like Phil, live right now?
Bro, I want fucking perks.
Okay, hold on.
Production, please lock in. I'm trying to play this song.
I think you guys got this.
Yeah, just make sure you don't get my bad side today. There's a fucking volcano on my face.
You gotta lace up, you gotta lace up the price up.
Oh shit, my son bitch is up.
Tight.
Off-way, thank you, tobe.
Production, lock it in or you've got them all fired.
I must do it on it.
I'm so lit.
I got you on it.
Oh, that's all right.
I got you on it.
All right.
You go back to the mall, maybe?
I'll put it there.
Classic.
All right.
I think your fit is complete.
Oh, God.
Do I look tough or no?
Bro, like, you can't beat that.
Ah!
Where's it?
Bro, what's missing?
Tell me what's missing.
You're missing, like, a Gucci bag.
Oh, I got you on it.
You got a Gucci bag, bud?
No, I don't.
Fuck dude, I need a Gucci bag. I need a Gucci bag
Any hats like any hats back in the day Jason. Yeah
Can't reach the top shelf
All right, what is this? Oh my fuck I swear to God see those game
Oh my god, and then fucking sunny outside fucking hater blockers. Oh my fucking god
I'm so fucking
Say what?
I hear it.
Let's die lit tonight.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Hold on, look at that.
Half-white hectic tight.
Bro, you said that's got half-white hectic.
You should have told me...
What?
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I was late past-
$39,000 not a pay fine!
China!
Juice was- Juice was like an end to that.
Uh, false or failure?
Smokey or hard bro?
Little more, bro.
Yeah, I think that's good.
I keep the fit off of it in it?
It's fucking hot.
I'm sweating my ass off and this fucking is hot.
I'm not going to lie, bro.
I popped some pills.
I don't know if you care about,
but I was taking your pills, so.
The whole sweet monster gone, I noticed.
I fucking popped all of it.
I ain't even gonna be- I'm late.
I'm gonna die right now.
I used to smoke smarties back in high school and thinkin' I was cool.
I know I'm lit.
I'm outta dial it, too.
I felt like I was looking in a mirror for a moment.
Dude, you really fuckin'...
You lived that lifestyle.
You did.
Jason fuckin'... was a YouTuber, too.
Dude, he was with me.
Yeah, he was actually here.
I still fuckin' get it.
Hold on.
Hey, hit the what?
Hit the what?
Bitch, what?
Bitch, wait.
Yeah!
You play that one shit, you may- Hold on, hold on.
Hey, Pete, this is real diamonds.
This shit is probably like five dollars.
And they sell this shit on their own, so-
Wait, wait, wait.
You were broke, and you're living where, though?
Hey, man!
Where were you when you were broke?
Come on, now, Jay!
I was broke, and I'm living in this hell now.
On a street split, the sights made me chill out.
I spent 20, 90 blue on my pills.
I'm not gonna kill you, kill the love that they gave me.
I'm gonna get me killed now
He's now like a nice dealer
I'm gonna call a baby a nice dealer
I don't care if he's that fucking nice dealer
Put it on the streets, I'm gonna let him like a nice dealer
I'm gonna put him in the door one-to-face
I'm gonna put you in the door one-to-face
I'm gonna put you in the door one-to-face
What a fucking error man
Yo you think, why don't we try to do a day where we just
dead ass like live that lifestyle
Dude, like we should go to the cloud
Is it still those people there?
I went there last year
Some whole crazy shit going on over there. I don't know if you want to go
That's what they called it the DILF house when I pulled up last remember all I was in the bed
Yeah
Dogs someone came out I said it was the DILF house
Walked upstairs and dad you want to fuck I saw a girl live streaming right like this
And she had a stroller with a baby in it and TTS was playing out of the speaker
She had a speaker on one hand
She was pushing the stroller with her body and the selfie stick in the other
She fucking understood how to get the fuck about her
Bro, we should go back make it about us maybe for our GTR in there. Yeah, right?
Do you like it? You rap it's just off-white. You gotta get lit. That's all it right now. You're laughing so boring
Our job
you
you
you
you
you
I
Need
Give a good amount of it away yeah, and then also I need to make a section for the redacted merch and then
You ever adapted fucking wheeling here
God, no
This spin face for Giotto. It was a copy table Kathy
Look it. You're some lower stuff. Where you want to? Oh wait got to do this, right?
It is a cool toy wait, it's not a toy
I think you just squeeze the sides and I don't want to break it when did you get this toy?
You have a lot of toys. I've got any toys. I'm grown man. I have collectibles.
All right.
What now?
You can be fucking in this bathtub online.
It's exclusively for the tall thing.
Oh, you got a tall in there. You want to see how big it is?
It's not even tall.
It's not even that big.
It's a tall, right there, really.
Fuck, damn!
It's a super-wide tall.
Remember how I put a sub-a-thon to a little Batman tall?
Bro, it's fucked.
Bro, you should have seen it a day or two.
Bro, don't, you didn't even open it.
Are you kidding me?
I'm watching him now.
His shit is meh.
Bro, there's dead fucking flies in this shit.
Is that poop?
Is that shit?
We're gonna get a few of us to come move this later.
I'm not telling, I'm not even trying to move it.
Yeah, but you're okay.
You're full of it.
Bro, it's getting massive.
It's spinning at a rapid rate.
Yeah.
What's your plan today?
Absolutely nothing.
You want to, uh, what's the cup?
I don't know.
Yeah, are we trying to monitor the game or not?
I'm zero pounds.
Wait, that's not even possible.
That's not even possible.
That's not even possible.
All your phones are like 15 pounds.
That means I gained like 15 pounds.
Maybe it's kilograms.
Whoa!
Now I'm 201.
How am I going up 40 pounds a second?
You took a phone off and you gained weight.
How do you do that?
How do you win more than me?
How do I gain weight?
I'll let it calibrate maybe.
I'm not 167 pounds.
It doesn't make any sense.
Are you sure?
I'm 100% positive.
That would mean I gained like 18 pounds last week.
There's a scale on soapy water.
Yeah, you were eating ice cream in Vegas.
I'm 167.
That doesn't make any sense.
It could be.
On God, I'm about to go to a different entrance design.
Tell you that you'll have all the time.
No, I'm not going to check something out.
Is there another scale?
I'm sick of it.
I'm sick of it.
I'm going to put myself up.
Get my phone down.
I mean, if I bring yourself up, never the better.
Actually, it might be a kilometer or so.
Kilometers?
Yeah.
It might be on a, uh, very expensive.
There's not a chance I'm 100% on God.
It's not.
I'm like, nice.
There's not a fucking scene.
Whoa.
It's kind of a vibe outside.
Oh, brother.
Does you have a sense of humility in your life?
I can't remember nothing.
You can't tell me shit.
That's 50 pounds of popcorn.
Why is man said to be a holy cool stone?
That's why I can't help falling in love.
Turkey.
Say you do you know where his pressure plate is you have a scale
I don't believe
I need to see a scale I don't believe that
Yeah, I was 150 like two, well I had like a week ago, well I guess I gained 15 pounds
in a week.
You gotta maybe start running 21 when we go out there.
What is 21?
Basketball.
I don't know that.
Oh, I might be going to a Knicks game.
In New York?
Yeah.
Which one?
I don't know, just any.
Because the, ooh, scale.
Bro, if New York and San Antonio was in the finals, I might go to a finals game.
Joe, I'm not going to lie.
New York and the funds will be electric.
MSG 154.1.
Wait, here, take my phone.
Take my phone.
That's why I need five pounds.
Sure, I'll take it there.
It's gonna be sick.
Why don't you use five-three?
I'm five-nine.
Oh, here we go.
Here you go.
Yep.
Goddamn, it's hot as hell in here.
Where'd your other foot go?
Wait, where'd your other foot go?
Why aren't you-
Why are you-
Are you holding your foot here?
I don't know if you could put both of your feet on it, Ron.
154
Is that bad?
Let me see what I am
That's my phone bro
Hey, what is the vibe?
You fat bitch!
190? You fat bitch!
We get up
Yo, you fat
Alright, well what now?
We need to put on that
I'm gonna take the golf cart off
Shit, I actually was in the middle of a segment
But I keep getting stuck
It was an electric?
It was actually mad electric, yeah.
We were...
Step out of Soki's room?
Yeah, yeah.
Maybe we just go...
Maybe we do a specialist side right now?
I can't drink coffee.
Why not?
Because I get stomach aches.
If I have coffee...
You're lactose intolerant?
If I...
You just gotta build a tolerance for lactose.
Oh my gosh, you can drink like five gallons of milk?
Oh, chocolate milk is a fridge thing.
You need milk?
Yeah, go on.
Bro, you know what I realized?
Can you get on this side, bro?
Bro, I've been drinking milk, bro.
Hey, watch.
You said what?
Okay, man, where is it?
Huh?
What was that?
My birthday was it.
Happy birthday.
Happy birthday.
Happy birthday.
Happy birthday.
Happy birthday.
Happy birthday.
Happy birthday.
I just- I just really.
I'm trying to see your full face.
I just-
Is it my birthday?
No it is.
I'm just laughing at her.
No, I promise you it's my full face.
Who's-
Who's-
Who's-
What?
Who's-
I promise you we're not what do you do?
What are you doing?
I'm just checking out.
That was a loose check?
Well, you actually just ruined it.
Can you give me a hundred?
What are you doing?
Huh?
No, just grab my hand.
I'm not making a print.
You go that way.
Wait.
What?
What are you doing?
What are you doing over here?
I'm sorry, can I have a taste of this?
Oh, it's not good, I like to like it.
I feel like it's literally everywhere.
Wait, what happened?
Like, what happened?
Something came in here and I heard it just threw me this off.
Hey, so what are we making?
Uh, special.
Ooh.
Yeah, yeah.
What?
Be loud.
I don't get this thing.
I don't understand what's happening.
You alright, mate?
I'm so angry.
You all right
Need some milk yeah
I'm not kidding, should I just down this right now and see if I shit myself?
I swear.
I came up from nothing, you can't tell me shit, yeah.
Did it on my own, check out my neck, check out my wrist.
What bro, what is so-
Yo, you're pissing me off, I'm out of here.
I'm out of here.
What?
Like what?
What happened?
He knocked over the whole section.
Oh god.
Bro, it's on the floor.
What are you so tough on here?
What are you doing?
I'm just making sure it's on the floor.
You alright?
Come on.
What is happening?
Bro.
I don't know what's so funny about you there, I feel like I'm missing something.
Wrong.
You guys are both basically just trying to watch what you're doing, bro.
I'm missing something.
I don't understand.
Dude, I think I just got 50.
No, I just...
What is that?
What is that, you guys?
Like, did they move?
I don't think they moved here.
I don't understand.
Dude, I think I just got 50...hold on, what's that?
What's he doing?
Wait, I got fucking...
50 gifts in five minutes?
You're crazy five minutes!
You're crazy W gifted stuff!
Wait, the milk is...
No, you're late, bruh!
Why are you late?
You're late.
Thank you for the 50 gifts, bruh.
Fuckin' two hours of that.
All right.
You're late, bruh.
You're late.
Thank you for the 50 gifts, bruh.
Fuckin' two hours of that.
You're late.
You're late.
Thank you for the $50 gift, bro.
I'm gonna put them on right now.
Thank you so much.
I can't get it.
I can't get it because...
You're looking at my feet, isn't it?
Because what's it called?
It's just a foot and neck wrestle.
It's disgusting.
Cardiff foot press-tail martini.
Okay, okay.
Okay.
I need a mug to go see the space.
I'm gonna call Sophie, okay?
I might need a bigger mug.
Well, I don't want to fix it.
I came up from nothing.
Look at him, Sally!
Yo, Sae!
You think Silky would be mad if I borrowed...
Yup.
Do you mind if I borrow one pet pickle patch?
Yeah, I got like a fleek volcano going on my nose right now.
You missed the whole fucking cop!
What is it going it's
I'm a breeze. Why is there water everywhere? Yeah, why is there gameplay?
Why would I buy this when I could just order something on DoorDash and you're out of coffee, nice.
No, no. Well, coffee on DoorDash would cost you probably twenty-thirty bucks.
This always costs...
When do you make the coffee? If you set it?
It's espresso. So this is what you do now, then.
Put this espresso here.
Please sit up.
Uh, yeah.
Can I sit on it?
Come on, wait.
Just watch.
Why are you hiding half of your face?
I don't know.
You can't tell me that shit doesn't look elite though.
That doesn't look good.
Hold on, ready?
I did it.
This will fuck your stomach up.
I'm already into these.
I love keeping Emma Barisa though.
Dirty dollar coffee.
You know what I mean? When you order it.
Fuck.
You're trying to make something into something, right?
Dude, you're supposed to do two shots.
Let me get a sense of that.
I'll be the guy who has that idea that's not good.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Oh no, I'm getting trapped in it.
What's he doing?
What's he doing?
Well, there's no way to open this that bad.
Oh, open the door.
See there, dude.
Oh, right here?
At some point he's going to have to take his head out of there.
I just love how he's done it.
Go ahead Ron. Close the cabinet. Close the cabinet and slowly back away from it.
I don't know why I don't know about that.
It's that.
No where. What the fuck?
Who's saying it's that?
No where. No where. What is that smell?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
I don't know what's in here.
I don't know what's in here.
Yo, can you make me a coffee or not?
Okay, let's try and do this later.
Get on the weak side.
You really like coffee?
I'm just tired.
Okay, we're in it.
What are you drinking?
What are you drinking?
I'm just tired.
I'm going to get some water.
I'm just tired.
I'm going to lay down.
Bro, can't be that nap.
I just needed a nap.
Is this a pimple?
I just needed a nap.
Everybody gets pimples.
I know, I just needed a nap.
Let me see.
See what?
Maybe you just pop it.
Just pop it.
Pop what?
The pimple.
I don't have a pimple.
I'm just chewing.
Damn, bro.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Oh, careful from this little one.
Oh, fuck.
This little one.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Is this birch?
Is this spruce or birch?
This way.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Bro, it's bad bro!
It's fucking bad.
I can't help being that bad, bro.
Oh!
Okay, hold on.
I popped it and it turned into a fucking cyst.
A cyst is growing on your face?
I don't think it's going to take a bug now.
Yeah, I mean, listen now, I think that a pimple patch won't fix though.
I didn't think it was that bad.
I was thought wrong.
I try to pop it well you could do is yeah, you know friends. I don't pop it my dermatologist said don't pop it
You know, but like I feel like it's like everyone. Everyone's trying to keep me ugly like I think it's pop up
Just put a band-aid on her pimple patch
You can swag me to put a band-aid on it
I'm just mad, bro. I was the best looking in this house, and now I lost it
Wait, why is our pool like green?
I think that you're a bit of a cunt.
I am a cunt.
You say I'm a cunt.
I sleep my jokes.
He's...
Wait, message?
Message from fucking...
What the fuck, man?
Bitch, I'm fucking Project X, dude.
Okay?
I'm gonna fucking kill you.
I'm a fucking...
I'm a fucking demon.
Who was that to you?
I'm weapon X, dude.
Do you know who that is?
I don't know.
talk of it and this guy said he cries and puts it in his hair.
You're like a Titanic ship with 42.
Thank you, appreciate it.
Uh, yeah.
Uh, yeah, what happened?
If you want to take out the car, or no, the whole chat says, car segment.
We want to go, what is that called?
I got some of the P.O. Box.
What's that?
It's me.
Yeah, look.
Bring it here.
Is that it?
Do you want to go or no? Go where?
Take the car to the beach like the old days, just me and you.
Since then, charge or plug it in? Yeah, the thing is, I'm in the middle of the closet segment.
Yeah, alright. I'll do your closet segment. You want to do one more and then the closet segment?
I'll just chug it with my chat and raise and just play one of one, just one of one, play it bro.
That's Lou's gift, that's Lou's birthday gift.
Car thing.
I want to shove this up my ass right now.
Hold on a second.
I know, I thought that was going to do it for sure.
100% I'm so impressed.
It's still a lie, I can see it.
Bro, but then the fuck are you doing?
And the HOA is going to say we broke up somewhere before.
That's about $90,000.
We got it yet.
We should do a contest.
We should build like eight potato guns and shoot like...
We should build like a big one though that shoots like children.
A cannon.
A cannon.
A actual cannon in our backyard.
And it's like a buck shot.
It shoots a buck ton of the potatoes that will hurt.
No, I don't want children.
Like, you ever see the guys that go in the circus,
they go flying into the net?
You should put the net in the backyard
and then I get on a cannon.
To do that.
What's that in the back there?
I think that we should put Ron inside of the padded cell.
Yeah.
I don't want to trade you.
It's not going to be funny.
I've been there for a couple of days
just for him to chill out, right?
They're all telling me to...
Have you a good saving?
You want a straight jacket?
Wait, they really want me to do that.
CFO, GCCCS.
You don't know how to play CS?
You literally fucking ran again when you said you did not?
Not me, no.
You know I went on CSGO Wild, I lost $100,000.
Yeah, I heard you had job rents.
It's unfortunate.
They stole my product, fly back, DDAPG.
Yeah, I need to learn how to play.
Because on Thursday, I have an AT&T annihilator cut.
And I've only played once in my life.
Thank you for the rain.
Thank you for fixing around.
How many viewers does he get rated by?
There seems to be a lot of people that are here from the raid.
Oh, Kelo Freedom! With a 10 get it!
I think with a 10 of your raid, real Yelp right?
Broke it up.
We need some Ws for him.
Thank you so much for the raid. 10 million people out of it.
Are you doing this shit?
He played 4 now, he's not doing this shit.
I'm going to CS, I was a global elite master of 2000 and a fucking legendary predator.
He doesn't affect you either.
He's a factory recent, we've tried to normalize it too.
See, I don't know about the NICE raid.
Oh no, you don't have to break the news that you...
I don't know what I'm talking about.
Jason, come on up.
What?
You're clocked your clock.
Don't look at the ground, James.
What?
Oh no, he doesn't see it.
Whatever.
We're all knocked over in a visible one.
Oh, wait. I'm not knocked around.
I'm not in a good spot.
Oh my god.
Woo!
Okay, so it's your fucking clock.
Oh, there's a lot of animals.
Yeah, let's take a look.
Right here, right here.
Tap 45 with no fucking family.
Favorite puppy.
You good?
Oh, yeah.
I got you. I got you.
I got you.
Yeah, play this.
I'm gonna play this.
You know how to play it?
I got you, ready?
I'm gonna figure out how to play the chat.
Here.
I'm gonna play this.
You want to play this?
Yeah.
Here it is.
I'm sorry.
All right.
Well, you get next season's lottery.
What's the song called?
Best Part by Daniel C. Best Part by Madison Silver.
Alright go go go go go go.
You don't know, babe, where you hold me, kiss me slowly, sweetest thing, and it don't
You're not even hitting a fucking guitar.
You're the coffee that I drink in the morning.
You're the sunshine when I dream when it's morning.
Won't you give me some tea?
You are.
I just want a beating.
I just want.
Let it rip tight song. You wanna hear that?
Oh, for real?
Go ahead, go ahead.
My whole tap in the weather they have as a four is like, play that one something that goes,
I was scared of that taste in the dark.
Why are you biting a chip and then have a chip in your hand?
Alright, you got it. You got it. Wait.
I was scared of it to see the dark I was scared of it because it's dark conversations
I'm up in the same dream.
Yeah, my whole set of friends helped me so much.
Keep going. No, you have to keep going.
Bro, they're actually...
I've never seen a devil's hand like this.
So you're gonna mix these, all right?
Yeah.
Yeah, I was getting them. Did you get the ingredients, honey?
Oh, no.
Sorry, how's someone come get it?
Where should we go to the grocery store?
Of course I have to have everybody get it here.
Okay.
Whoa!
You can't do shit yourself, huh?
No, that's why it's a-
I'm scared of that distance!
Oh, are we about to hit it?
Lou!
I'm about to grab the nipple.
Alright, go ahead, hit the high note.
Lou, wait, what's he doing?
Lou, can you uh, get that-
What?
What's he doing?
Uh, Lou, can you uh, take my diaper?
Lou, can you uh, get that-
Lou, can you-
I wonder if all the peace agreement
would allow you to be-
Oh!
Okay, I'll be there in a while.
I'll be there in ten minutes.
I'm gonna get there.
Okay, yeah, actually can you do what you tried please because it's sort of beautiful, it's a mess.
Dude, why am I being black?
What the fuck happened?
Why does John look like that?
Why does John look like what? Stop talking about John, bro!
That's not John, that's John.
I was scared of the diss in the dark.
Should we?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What do you mean by that?
CS segment.
CS?
If you want some kind of strength in grown-ups, man, you don't want a place to get through
it.
I want to open cases of that.
I heard of your night.
Pretty good.
I am next.
You are not good and I'm next.
Come on.
And then you fucking woke up.
I can't even tell if he's woken up.
That thing there.
Dang it, I'll leave an hour.
It was in racist little places, man.
I get it, I get it there.
What's that on your nose, man?
Okay.
That's fine.
Don't!
I know, I know.
That would have been bad for that.
That would have been so bad.
I hope I was in the worst.
I'm imagining.
Bro, you've been waiting for something.
I'm going to pour a cereal in you.
That's a fruit, it's a fruit.
I'm going to pour a cereal in you.
I know.
That's a fruit.
I'm going to pour a cereal in you.
It's a fruit.
I'm going to pour a cereal in you.
I know.
I know.
We should like try to sit on things.
Okay, yeah, let's do it.
Um, remember when we tasted soy sauce with our balls in the soup?
I'm down to that, man.
But instead we should see how far we can go.
What, like, we shouldn't use masks?
Huh?
We'll think we can use a lot of that.
All right, let's start with, like, a small object and go up.
Okay, bet.
I said start small, man!
Let's start small!
I said start small!
Oh my gosh!
What the fuck are you doing?
They're going to put us on tour today. Why don't we go watch TV first?
Oh my God.
You just sat on it.
Okay, we'll try the next one.
No.
No.
I'm a shadow that sits in the dark.
Bronte is shit, right?
Take one, I should have made you two look different.
What?
Bronte is shit.
I saw her taking all this shit, man.
That's a lot of shit.
Take it all, bro.
You want me to make you...
No, last time you gave me something, I showed you a tweaking.
You gave me like four scoops in one bottle.
Yo, down, bro. You should start taking this, bro.
What's that?
Uh, this is just mad, like...
Wait, are we in the adorages?
Oh, fuck. I just forgot.
I'll take all of them.
I forgot.
I need a purple patch, bro.
Silky!
Silky!
Silky, I need a pimple patch.
Oh, uh...
Silky!
BEEP BEEP BEEP
I was scared of dentists in the dark.
Thank you, dude.
All of them?
Are you supposed to do all of them on one?
Thank you, dad.
Okay, someone tell me how to do this.
Okay, someone tell me how to do this I've never done this before you see I've got one right here
That's funny
No
I don't think it was that
Okay, we had to like
this
You just take it off there and on
What? Tell me where it is, like...
Down.
Is it on it?
Up a little, right there, that's pretty on the money.
I don't know, you just leave it there.
Okay, does it look bad still?
Push it, get it on, stuck there, on there, good.
It's like, push down the top more, yeah.
That's all good?
Yeah, you just leave it there.
Gotta keep it?
It looks fine, I'm just a pimple.
Oh, god?
Oh, yeah.
Of course.
Thank you.
That kind of look cute.
Wait, is that the one here?
Hey, hey y'all!
Hey, can I keep that?
Ah, so Yana knocked one to five, so we have two hours about this.
What are you writing?
Two hours?
Um, is this though?
Dude, this thing's falling off.
Just don't touch it, just leave it.
It's falling off?
Don't touch it, it'll slam, I think.
Hang on a sec.
cute or not?
Aww, so cute!
You're so ugly, I can't look at you.
Alright, well I guess, if no one wants to do any content, I'll just go do my own thing.
See, it's too lit up.
Bro, you want to play fucking Counter-Strike?
With a fucking Make-A-Wish child?
That doesn't know how to fucking play that game.
Exactly why we should teach a room.
Alright Chad, what would you rather see?
Us shove things up our ass, or CS2?
Bro, Adapt sucks at Counter-Strike.
I
Teach them
Fine sure see us to play I was scared of that to sing the dog
What do you think the biggest pizza you want to go without her? I mean bro. She says it's not a five
All right, I'm the man
So we just do it, I have a place you can't bail in here, but I'm in the town later here.
I'm going to the pool tomorrow.
Tomorrow?
Tomorrow at 12 for the petting juice.
You should get it, yeah.
Hey!
Hello?
Hey Yana, how are you?
I'm good, I'll leave you alone.
I'm doing great. Do you want to do building a pizza stream at five o'clock?
I think Jason's gonna cancel on you, so you want to do it with me?
Wait, he's gonna cancel?
Yeah, he was telling me he's like,
Why don't you fuck with Yana? He's like,
I just wanna, yeah, yeah, I know, it's weird shit.
He was like, fuck, I hate her.
She's coming way too late. Fuck her. I hate her.
So I was like, you know what, bro, I'm gonna be a good doer.
I'm not gonna make you cancel your plans.
I do it and it's still coming at five and we do the pizza or no.
You know, I really want to.
Okay.
Alright, easy, easy.
Talk a lot.
Alright.
Okay, see ya.
Alright, peace.
Alright, Jamie, I gotta do something to five.
Huh?
Let's do something to five.
Yeah, she says she- did you just call her, bro?
What?
Did you just fucking- did you just make plans with her?
I'm doing a pizza with her at five.
Are you fucking that?
You said you were canceling.
You said you were canceling.
I didn't even cancel on her, bro.
I said you were going to so I'm not gonna let her like I'm not gonna do that.
They're all like, what?
I'm kidding, bro.
Well, she's now we eat now she's on my streets.
I don't know.
Oh, milk.
Yeah, this is okay.
Okay, so listen.
I got blood over your couch.
What?
It's okay, bro.
I just have blood.
You actually?
I don't think so.
Yo, bro.
All right, we gotta go do shit.
So we got millions of people watching us wanting to see content.
Okay.
Well, what are we gonna do?
Well, let's go.
Wait, what does that mean?
Alright, let's go.
I don't know what that means.
What?
Let's go, bro.
You wanna go celebrity sighting again?
Celebrity sighting?
Let's go fucking far to the agenda.
Water your plants.
My plants are dead.
What?
If you water them, they'll come back.
No, they're dead as fuck.
The rabbits ate them.
No, they didn't.
That ass.
And I think one of the rabbits died because he ate a jalapeno.
Yeah.
The jalapeno with grown.
Yeah.
They're just hating your with-grown.
I think I already know where Squirrel's at.
Oh, you think?
I hate some.
How did that happen?
Squirrel landed under my car, but I didn't look back.
Are you on the warm and heal that
Louise runs across from the car please?
Yes.
That was my friend.
Oh, God.
Can we smoke in on that squirrel?
But I didn't look back.
I'm on the line.
That's how it could be flattened out.
Well, you could go check and see if it's flattened out.
Or if it's for the life.
OK, sure.
Let's go do it.
Let's go get a golf cart, right?
Yeah, let's go make some content.
Let's go make some content.
Let's go make some content.
against the dubbies in my chat
these are my cats
they could be like one chunk
all of them
my nose is fucked up, it was a good
there's a fucking cat in today's voice
but he sounds like a fawn
like an animal
like a piece of real life
I'm gonna keep that on
I feel cute
lets go
So where did you hit it?
You hit a squirrel?
Yeah.
I missed the silver server, bro. I missed the news here.
What?
Bro, whose room is that?
That's my lawn.
Dude, I don't have any shoes.
So where are you going with no shoes?
Well, I thought we're gonna take the golf carts.
You don't actually want to leave with no shoes, right?
Well, we're not going anywhere besides up the hill, no?
Okay.
You guys keep hitting at me.
You know, my feet are black, dude.
What the fuck?
What the fuck what?
Why are you still looking at me?
Oh I know you should do Jason, my whole chat is saying it.
What?
Oh my god, I'll join you.
We can do it tomorrow.
Or actually, let's do it the other night.
I might have to be with my mommy tomorrow.
Aw.
Bro, we should take your guitar in public,
my piano in public,
and see who can raise the most money,
street performer.
Actually the fucking bear hardly even know her
No Jason
It also drops value soon as you buy it how much bad we do we have
Guys use this use this if you have Pinterest
That's where we're going this is out of the neighborhood now
I thought the squirrel died here okay I guess you saved me home then yeah
Ha ha! Holy shit! Fucking holy shit!
And you're...
So basically you took me in this car not to do anything.
What are you doing? Jason, there's no...
Jason?
Damn!
Okay, now we're done.
Shit!
Oh my god.
Oh my God.
Jason!
Oh God, everyone tell Lacey that Jason's crashed his car.
Guys, go tell him.
Hopefully, God.
You're a fucking piece of shit.
Oh, thank God, no one's hurt.
Oh, thank God, no one's hurt.
What?
No!
I'm gonna sue you.
Oh, God.
I'm gonna sue you.
Yo, yo, yo! You're gonna take it off road.
Is that full of archaea, man?
Take it off road.
Oh, my God, bro.
Bro, you know Lacey's gonna sue you, right?
No, no, no, wait, wait.
No, he added some shit in the bag, so it locked the hatch.
Oh, I forgot he added that.
I forgot he added that.
Let's check it out, shall we?
Oh
Zero damn looks totaled
Dude it hit this
You're really how the fuck would it how the fuck would it not hit this?
Oh, yeah, no, I was hero damage. Good. Yeah, she do with your may back now. No
Oh because it's someone else's belongings now. It doesn't matter. No. No, you should be canceled. Oh, yeah
No, you should be canceled.
Yeah, no, you should be canceled.
Yeah, no.
I'm thinking my gift is up to stable or not.
No, bro.
We should just drive her somewhere and make her run out of battery and push it home.
Well, that would actually be fucking cinema.
Wait, I've never thought about doing that, actually.
Or we could go in the sauna at some proof.
I think we should go back to our desktops at this point.
Or we can build.
Or what we should do is should I let Burger out in the wild?
Wild for like 30 seconds, and then we try to find them. Oh, let's see if they really have no lives
Let's just drop them off the roof. Oh god. They always land on their feet allegedly
We could put them in a cage outside like a glass box and see how long it takes for a hawk
Or we can just toss out of the pool
We can do it. We can put it back to school. I'm gonna go back inside now. Or we can jump in the water fountain and swim in the water fountain.
Why don't you just keep spitballing? Or we can do the water fountain. Yeah. We can jump in the water fountain, dive in the water fountain. Or we can take a trash out. Or we can go to the doctor and get a physical exam.
Landry, get down!
Landry! I actually have to do a laundry segment.
Go for your stream, bro. You did that already.
Can we just get back to you?
Huh? Get back to me? I'm gonna get back to you in like 5 minutes.
Alright, bro. I'll leave.
You're following me?
Let's play CS, bro.
I was scared of dentists in general.
Hey, matter?
Dude, why is it so fucking black in here?
Alright, come on.
Let's get the lights on.
So, Dad, you finish your closet tour?
Yeah, I'm just gonna sit a second.
I'm just gonna sit a second.
Yes?
Yeah.
I'm just gonna hop on the gate.
All right, I gotta do this one second and then I'm down.
Did you guys see that hop on CS?
I mean, I might just...
I just might have to open some cases.
Are you down?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna sit!
Oh!
Oh!
Whoa!
Come on.
Wait a second.
I'm asking now.
Right now?
I need to learn how to do it.
You close the door, Burger's in the room.
It's fucking hot as a mug in here.
That's a man.
Burger?
Oh no.
Burger?
Oh no.
Hey, Burger knocked down the stable Renaudo.
They also knocked down the tongue-tongue-tongue somewhere.
Oh no.
And they also knocked down a minion.
Oh no.
Hey, Burger.
Oh no. Where is he?
Actually...
Burger?
Oh, yes.
So where is Yoko?
Burger.
Hey.
Hello.
In there.
Hello, Burger.
Hello, dude.
Get in there.
Have a look.
Hi.
Hi, cutie.
You're so fucking cute.
It's a shame.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
You're a bogey.
You can get further and further.
I love the border.
Go back to bed.
Hey.
It's Ginny.
Alright guys, along the way to the segment before we get back on our next hop.
I read the comments, I see what people wanted.
It's time, bro.
I honestly wanted to see, it's like, how the fuck does Steve Winold do in the long run?
You know what's crazy bro?
And I feel like I thought you had such long games because it's like you're constantly giving people what they want.
There's no room for unanswered questions.
So you have to realize some days are gonna be better than others.
Some days we're gonna play games.
Sometimes we're gonna change up the content.
Sometimes we're gonna make groundbreaking IRLs.
Today is one of those days we break a groundbreaking IRL.
Come here.
Honestly, this shit better not be full.
Okay.
So who's dead?
So this is part of the content.
I'm actually pranking you.
Wait, what?
Oh, this is a dryer.
Hold.
Holding.
Hold.
Holding.
Hold.
Like, actually hold, bro.
Just make sure there's no dry lit
so you don't get a fire and make sure it dries.
Hold, bro.
Are you still holding?
I'm holding.
Hold.
Good.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Waiting.
Oh my God wait, what are your settings, what are your settings, make a settings video,
make a settings video.
Okay so guys this is my settings for my laundry, so basically quick dries in a quick 30 minutes,
we're going to do high temperature, that's not what we want.
Today's section is we're doing towels, now you may think okay well I'm going to do
towels I should go to the bedding section because it's normal dry and it's high temperature,
right?
Well no, that's where you're wrong actually, I'm going on heavy duty.
We're going 58 minutes, a normal dry but high temperature, okay so we're going
click it ready in three two make sure to click the subscribe button if you guys
want to see me turn on the fucking dryer okay let's get some W's going for the
segment let's go shall we let's enter the dryer zone in three two are they
liking are they like it are they selling are they selling are they
something? Cold? Where are the dryers at? Wait, should I try to get in? I actually
tried, oh god, but you'd have to stop it so quickly, like how do you stop it so it'd be like...
You would immediately burn to death. On god? Not immediately, but it would get hot.
Should I do it? On god, I would just shut you down. Like, no, no, no, we should definitely
Who's this?
I don't know, I thought this was mine.
What about?
So this is our mother's event.
So that was the prank, y'all.
How do you birthday?
You feel like a roller.
Bully!
Matter!
What the fuck?
Wait, hold on, I'll have something to do with that.
Oh, you did?
Yeah.
Is this a cooler?
It's a larger one.
It had to be a great one.
Out of the two of these bags, would you?
Take them on there.
Chad, a little CS?
Yes or no?
Here?
You want to play with us okay, but Chad is lays allowed to join yes or no exclamation mark laundry settings
Getting there you go all cylinders
Okay, wait there's actually laundry settings
Heavy duty normal drive, 58 minutes high temperature.
Who the fuck made this a command?
Your temperature.
Who the fuck made this a command?
You're leaking.
Elle leak.
What?
Someone said that we should close all the doors slash windows in the house of that burger
loose and find him.
Give him an air jack.
He would lose him.
We would end up losing him.
I think we would lose him.
There would be some way he could get outside.
But that is not a bad shout out to Airtide.
Alright, fine, here we go.
Chad, I honestly like...
I think that I'm live.
Let's just all practice that.
You know, even Lace tells me on Thursday, bro.
He's like, I just like...
I like you when you're live, bro.
Derra's.
I'm gonna just leave this all to you again.
Yeah.
Alright Chad, we're gonna...
IRL again when yo nose comes, okay?
So just smile and laugh and giggle and just enjoy life.
Enjoy fucking life.
If me and Junz are down to complete your 5-stack, I would rather take my life than ever play
with any of my Twitch mods on video games.
Last time I played Twitch with my, oh by the way, actually funny enough, guys, you know
what I want to do for a stream, but I don't know if you guys would be down to do it.
Bro, me, Laze, and like maybe like one other person, I want to do a Rust stream where
we grind a rust wipe, but I don't know if everyone would be down to do that. Like I low-key don't know.
Wait, XCC is doing trade-ups?
No.
What?
Should I open up the cases or no?
That's a really dog shit.
Yeah.
Dude.
there bro guys last time I open up cases oh Keck walk bro my bank account
deadass wait what did he hit green it's full it's full green wait what yo it's
Deep green.
That might be Butterfly Knife Emerald.
What?
But it's green apple.
Yes.
Never seen something like that.
Oh my god.
Butterfly Knife Emerald.
What?
Butterfly Knife Emerald.
Oh my god.
Is that Max Win?
Expensive non-pattern based knife in the game, Max.
Wait, is that Max Win?
Say it one God that's Max Win.
How much dollar?
How much dollar?
How much dollar how much dollar how much dollar how much dollar is that how much dollar is that? There's no way
What the fuck is this one like Jake I look like everyone like genuinely do you guys think that
Well, some of them bro, but someone said I look like Arnold Schwarzenegger. Are you that is not okay anyways
Guys, what do you think about the rust like yay or nay? What do you think one of these days yay or nay? I
I don't know people would want that. Why is epic mimi? Have a good day my friend. Thank you.
What is Dean messaging me? Oh, Dean's calling me.
Oh no no no, Akio? Yeah, he messaged me about kick-fake. What's up, dude?
I'm doing good. I'm about to go back to my stream. Can I help you? I was caught up.
See what's up, bro. Dean, why do you sound like you've gone
through puberty again? You like doubled it. I don't know, bro. It's, you know, can
Can you do one pushup or no?
I'm trying, Ron, to be honest.
I'm trying.
OK, turn your camera on.
Let me see if you can do one, and then I'm out if you can't.
OK.
Chad, be honest.
If I gave you three years to do one pushup,
you think you could do it?
I mean, you gave me three years.
Me constantly working out costs.
Like, if I was constantly.
Shut up, Chad.
You sound like me right now, bro.
You're never going to be able to do it.
I'm dead ass.
Yeah, come on bro. I love that chicken vag ladies. W chicken. Yo, come on. Let me see it, bro. Can you do it?
Wait
I'm sure did I influence people not to go to the gym like I gave him three years to do this and I just was I've given myself
Three years to get a six pack
Wait, I'm a bad influence
Turn on your camera dude. I am gonna do it. I'm gonna do it hurry, bro. I gotta go do this fucking segment, bro
Holy shit, man
Shit has not fucking changed
Go ahead bro
What are you Dean are you? What are you doing? I can't hear you. Oh my god. Wait, did you like?
Oh
All right, well thank God. Oh Dean hurry up, bro. I don't got it much time, bro
I'm just like
What horse is about to be out, bro?
You just put your whole elbow on the ground and pushed up and your knees are on the ground
I can try yo there's a jam the background on top right on my leg do you have a cage
do you sleep in a cage what is this Dean get off your knees and do a fall from my
Yeah, bro, I gave you three years to do a fucking singular point. Yeah. Goodbye, bro. Yeah. Goodbye, bro. Goodbye, bro. Goodbye. Like three years, bro, three fucking years to do a push up.
Like, how is that even humanly possible, bro? Like, how is that humanly fucking possible? If I offered you guys $100,000 to do one fucking push up, could you do it?
Can you do it?
My bro, like, this is sad.
Maybe next year, bro.
Ironic, brother.
Who can't do push-ups?
Who can't do push-ups?
Who can't do push-ups?
What?
What?
Zero.
Alright, bro.
L, Ron?
L, Ron?
L, Ron?
L, Ron?
L, Ron?
L, Ron?
L, Ron?
L, Ron?
L, Ron?
L, Ron?
L, Ron?
L, Ron?
L4 miho do not call me miho bro that is not L form oh god that's AI so now it
was L form to AI is this guy joining core who is this where we're actually
about to play video games backwards hello yo what's up bro hey hey hey main
stable Ronaldo who is that is a dad can't hear me random kid wait a daft
hello a daft bro bro no no no a daft you hear me a daft
adapt you hear me and you guys mind if I'd like to use the call maybe play a
little games no oh that's good vibes right there yeah I'm not gonna like a
dad you should make your camera a little bigger bro please holy a lame
Hello?
Joe.
What's up, bro?
Random kid, who is this?
Yo.
Am I in a call?
Yo, what's up, bro?
Oh, fuck, I am.
I got lots of your cams.
Yeah, I got it, bro.
No, you should make it a little better.
That bigger, bigger.
Wait, wait, what do I do?
Yo, what's up, bro?
Yo, what's up, bro?
Hey.
Hey.
Who is this?
Random kid, bro.
Who is this?
Wait, we're actually about to play CS.
Hey, who is this?
Random kid.
This is a legendary game.
I'm about to buy cases too, church.
Somebody caught 9-1-1 stable Ronaldo's burning on the dance. No
Okay, but if we get on CS it's a no-case opening policy, right?
Yeah, just straight gaming straight gaming. Okay, bud. There's that's fair. No, wait, what are you talking about?
I'm opening cases. Are you crazy? Well, how do I turn my set?
I said my first clouds of the house
Wait, you did it not not got it. My friend God. I did
She's like a fucking dork tj
Wait, yeah, is my camera actually too big I need y'all to not show me. I don't know
I don't know how the CS camera is supposed to work.
That's not what we're going to do by the way.
No, it's my fucking shit cooked.
OK, hold on.
You guys think I should be running the op or not?
No, it's my shit cooked.
Video capture.
Tell me why a fucking glove case is $13.
Wait, do you have something downloading?
Production, can we minimize the camera and put it in the left?
Thank you.
Lays, do you think I could be good at CS go or not?
Yeah, I think he's gonna see us go if you want to.
Yo, Taylor, let's move on, guys.
Move!
What the fuck, Richard?
Hold on, I'm cooking.
Are you getting lagged?
Outer.
Can anyone see me?
Can anyone see me?
If y'all can see me, type L.
Just try to see something.
Hello!
I'll run or not.
OK, now, tight.
I'm handsome if I'm delayed.
I'm not delayed.
Wait, y'all got to invite me or not.
Yeah, I'm just making sure.
Chad, this is.
I don't like when people are toxic.
Well, that's good.
Well, I'm buying it in my cases.
I low-key also hate when people are toxic.
Can I get a retweet going?
Guys, if you agree with me, drop a sub right now
as they learn how to chat.
Turn up your sensitivity and steadiness.
OK.
My friend is all I can invite my friend.
Directly.
In that direction.
And that, hello?
Can you hear us?
Yes, I hear you.
What's up?
What's better a gamma case or a chrome heart's case?
Wait, so what happened to the rule? Wait, can you invite me? I'm just looking that's what I look
I'm a first-time chatter. I don't know. I had a first-time chatter in my chat saying that wait ex you seize on
It's hot blood. Can you get him in here? If he wants to join but he probably doesn't fuck with us, dude
You gotta realize dude that guy's clouded his fuck
An ounce sensitivity is 1.25 will slow or not this case is five dollars. Is it think I'm fucking rich?
dead ass is if they come fucking rich who do you think you are I am why are
cases so fucking expensive right now because there's a operation operation
matter came out yesterday depends on your deep right but see what words like that
around is a revolver case good I'm gonna do that oh wait Deagle this kid one shot
I see people no I'm not buying any cases no case for my god bro I just open
I just bought a lot of cases. This is really bad. Okay, so now we're just doing cases
I'm not doing cases yo ladies ladies. No one is doing case in here. We made a rule. Can we get some retweets everyone? Thank you
So what does turn down for what me?
Fuck that's never an auto bro. You're easy the best looking in this call. Thank you. I mean, yeah, that's the fake chat if I've ever fake chat I
I
Got a deal on my hands. Yeah, hold on. Why does tough right look like a 7-Eleven worker a bottom left made my PC I
Can't it's a slumber now
DPI is mouth speed
That guy looks like the myth. Yo, why don't we ever do discord calls with fucking cameras anymore?
That's like the best segments on I know that was a piece though. That's I'm getting jack shit from these glove
Okay, I mean one shot on me
Yeah
Put their cams up production
Actually, I don't have time for that. I'll do the learn right now. Why do I look fucking cute little mouse button?
Guys, I'm not opening cases. I already told you guys. I'm not doing that. That's not what we're doing today
If you want to see cases open my shirt
What are you talking about bro?
Chicken like base I'm getting fucking blues, bro
I need you to invite bro bro can I ask why I'm fucking it's black like what is
this like why does my screen just black wait I gotta invite Jason the we invited
me hey in the belly truck you want to do your job and then get a lace cam
Maybe
Where are you mind your mind your game guys, can I ask what my game is stretch like fucking
What is this I don't want to be stretched like fuck like this man. What's the best settings? What is it?
Yeah, I'm my stretch. I'm gonna stretch that asshole after I get this good
That's actually kind of gay clean can we like actually ban Jason the lean that I
That's actually gay. That's actually fucking gay. Oh my god, Jason just made me fucking so horny
Wait, so what happened to like my game like why is it like
Jason what happened to fucking I just bit three hundred dollars on
Who bought me cases do not do that who bought cases in my fucking account
Literally
Yo
Wait, so I'm really confused here. I want to play the game and someone put cases on my now
This is actually like
I'll out. I mean seriously. This is just like oh my god. I just leaked my fucking address, bro
No, no, I just leaked my fucking address
address
But can we do something bro? Yeah, bro. We're all fucking on the game right now besides fucking
Matter Scorpio too. Yeah, so can we just chill and have a little reset and catch a good vibe and
I'm
Leaking my address bro ggs
Oh my god, oh my god speak to get
The start of yo Rick chat out Ricky what a good fucking shotgun
Unlock container oh
My god, isn't the chrome heart sawed off yo Ricky very nice. You're online, but now in the game
I can't invite. Oh, yeah, cuz I'm famous so I go I oh my god
I used to do it on Xbox who remembers that where you just like judge. I'll ever fucking do that again
Who the fuck is itchy balls, bro
You remember appearing offline on Xbox 360 to avoid that one annoying friend?
Oh, classic.
Actually, classic.
Because once you got online, he would just see it and just spam invite you.
Ah!
P.U.
Like, why are you inviting me, dude?
You know I'm only friends with you to get to your parties back in high school.
What mouse do you want for a song, guys?
Still doing that trap
Bro, why can't I just see a gold if I see a gold I'll do a 24-hour stream a daffy muscle mock game
You want to play death matter just go buy an account
somebody give him an account
let's go buy an account AD
Eddie, I'm ready to send you out
oh no, what the fuck is this
Jason the weaned fucking once a year skin
you've been doing an account, no
what are you talking about? I got like a Chinese New Year skin
what is this? no you didn't
no you didn't bro
yes
that's a B2000 man
put me in the game and I'll learn when we're in there
dude, what is this fucking
oh my god I just leaked the address
I didn't leave the dress wait you guys going about one convention. It's your salt con or no
Wait, so here's the tip here's the trick right I just spent three hundred dollars of my chats money to get absolutely fucking nothing besides
adjacent to we
$15 upgrade the prime. Do I do that? Yes, you have to yes. You have to as we get hawkers
Speaking of taking a prime guys. I'm right now. I'm not about 10
Purple stat track Tiger moth. Wow minimum. Where are we using this ever to buy more fucking cases?
Please enter your thank Lobis when he sits in his chair and summer
Another propel high seven retribution
I
Say low-key Ron is getting chubby again
Bro lace if I see a gold I'm gonna give you a raise bro. Okay. Oh my god
I
Don't only need to break my neck
Why does they order them place
Why do I see a minion eating popcorn, but it's like not eating it's like frozen
What is this?
Corona
Definitely that's definitely
I'm not even kidding. What the fuck is this garbage like like what the fuck is this?
like
Like this might be the worst skin I've ever seen seen son, son
Your purchase has not been completed
Insufficient
We better get some fucking cases, baby
If we're not gonna play I might as well open up more
What are we playing casual deathmatch we're about to play casual brother chat. Let me calm. Can we do fucking calm?
Okay, that is a fucking bot bro my L adapts, bro. They're buying a count door
I've been a commoner right now
Wait, so that that has to be a minute
I guess we're fucking playing casual
It's a casual
I'm issued that
But I get another chasing the lean fucking p2. Hold on. I'm gonna freak out
Wait, I'm about to get primed y'all now my game is fast
Yo tiktok
Actually to go can I hurt it? Thank you. Thank you when I need time. It's not letting me get it
Wait
I did not get into the game I'm not gonna like I do a cheap deal right now
I'm hungry.
What are you in the mood for, Dose?
I'm in the mood for...
I don't know, we'll get chicken chicken salad.
What if I get a chicken leg seat?
Chicken and meat?
Where are all our enemies?
Yeah, why is it straight-bots?
Wait, wait, no one's playing casual?
Why is my sensitivity like fucking...
Not a lot, I'm gonna snap you today.
25 minutes everyone say thank you. What the fuck thank you
I dare that. Thank you dog. Got him. Got him. Got him.
Trade. Get my trade. Get my trade. Get my trade.
Oh, it's only able to pay the bots because the death is
not allowed. That's not impossible. That's not possible.
Wait, should I use an AR? Yes.
That's not good. That's not good.
Shed be honest why does it that's what I'm
Me honey, honey, honey, honey, honey, honey, honey, honey, honey
Oh, I haven't gotten shit. Yeah, yeah, are we in a costume? I got it. Yeah, my premium
I got nothing nice fucking dumbass
Wait wait, what's the problem?
Stupid fucking developers, I hope I get in that New York city lawsuit, fuck this shit, fuck this shit
If you
If you buy premium, right Chad?
I mean premiere, if you buy premiere, we can play comp
I doubt it
I'm not playing against fucking bot, fucking long wall
Bot, Francis
Bot, fucking ha
And bot, Whiskaw
Ha
You wanna back out and buy premium?
I'll check
Can we even back out of a fucking cat?
Oh, you see the flick right there?
No, fuck is playing casuals like this.
Wait, so do we need to?
How many games does that mean to play?
Seven million.
Oh, my man.
Wait, guys.
No, guys.
I have face stickers on my AK.
I'm not part of face.
It's called redacted now.
Hold on.
I'm moving.
I'm gonna feel for it a little bit I can't get up I can't oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god
I'm actually so unbelievable my god wait I'm locked
oh really yo chat look what I used to learn back in the day look they're saying
a little time can actually take an hour or an hour and a half look at this right yeah
hey regular gamer on hey wait can I play face it wait can that play face it or not
oh Loki that might be a play oh my god I'm cooking so basically the basics of
your loss bro so basically you're you wait me to play face it you want me to
Play this dog shit ass fucking
Wait, you need to install face it and cheat
Yeah, so you gotta like restart your PC boom, but you can hop on IRL real quick
Wait, hold tab
There's a bunch of matter daddies in here. Wait, there's a shit ton of matter daddies in here.
Who the fuck just joined? Oh, people are in there.
There's five premium and level your account to level four.
You know how long it's gonna take?
Yeah, we're not doing that.
To get to level five
Goodbye prime. I can just buy prime. I
Think I don't even think it's gonna matter
Guys I'm live streaming right now if you want to see where I'm at
Let me see what I can do.
Look at that, Mike.
Hold on, nice.
You can play Grimey.
You can play Grimey.
What is this?
A thousand versus a thousand?
Yeah, what the fuck is this?
Groundwork!
Holy shit!
It's not that funny, bruv.
I thought it wasn't that funny.
Blast!
Jason, I can see through everything.
I can tell you where they are.
There's a lot of people on our team.
That's one right and one left.
To the right.
Left, left, left.
There's one to your left and one to your right.
Go right, go right.
There's one on site.
Right there, you're going to see him.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
You know Dylan how do we play it bro? I'm not sure exactly how to get out of this game
Do Dylan how do I get out of here? Oh, I want to go ahead and press escape and then on top. I say go to the fuck is itchy balls, bro
Let me get on my god, bro. Poor pink
You say you may be so I just
Use a different
I
Take them redacted stickers off my gun. I think it's time. I do
Chinese propaganda
Make it believable bro. Like no one's gonna fall for your propaganda
Better start learning fucking Taiwanese
Hold on I'm gonna get an account we're gonna be able to play
Band
Yeah, how many more cases how many more cases
No, I should stop opening cases, no.
Low key.
200?
That might as well be a Keck fucking walk on God.
It might as well be a-
What?
Wait, should I do a knife trade-up or open cases?
What's more beneficial?
Or neither?
What the fuck was that?
What the fuck did I just do?
It's Chroma 2 case, good.
Wait, did I just get fucking a picture of me?
Hold on I got a message mc. Ben into a time. She lands tonight. Cheshire smoke me with my mom
It's chroma to case good
Yeah
My bike is because I've keys
Bro ladies you want to smoke with my mom me you mc. Ben wait Jason Ron. I'm on site to calculate the play
Wait, you have to act like say then
It's easy though, but oh here she comes
So I have a question chat anyone even play video games anymore
Yes, I really want to play a rough like so badly
But you think I'll leave it five you already bro. Let's appreciate it
Why really want to do a streamer me wait you guys got it might have to act at side you just
Oh my god, I'm in y'all. Oh, I'm in nice
Let's fucking go dealing if I play let's go
A little lay on the game about that
Lay, what do you think about that deal?
Am I in your guys game, I think I'm ready
Okay, so what do I do I need to do anything here?
Okay, I was on one three five poker. I barely even know her
Uh nice me syed lays and ron
Oh, this is the core boys man. Shout out to syed
Shout out to sad. Please shout out to sad. I've earned in the chat. I went. I went to be 20 points. That's a lot
Oh, are you making are you making a slip? Wait, can you read it out loud? Yeah, read your slip
I'm trying to make it right now. I got when be over 20 and a half. I'm gonna make one
Ask me for the laundry segment. I'm not doing this
I got when the 20 and a half
So you and Tylo are both chewing on some free sun straws, Illuminati Triangle.
What?
I'm in your garden of game, by the way, so whenever you're in my garden.
So I can't chew on a fucking thing anymore?
Alright, if I get a gold out of this case, I'm modding up your...
I'm gonna try one month.
Castle?
I don't know about Castle.
My sister loves you, love me.
Tell her I said I love her, too.
Castle...
Actually, actually...
She's 16 and a half.
Actually, that's a...
Dang it.
Wait, what about weapon anus?
Wait, what about weapon anus?
Does Chad Holmgren get a rebound, Ron?
Yes or no?
Yo, so is anyone's fucking AC just fucking broken?
I'm a little fucking confused
Now I got a turn on my fucking fan
Dear box five or six. Yeah, let me know if my fan is too loud, right? I
Need to put someone on the thunder I have capital 15
You know what I do for a stream, we should get a fucking alarm hour and do a alarm hour segment.
Ugh.
Jared McCain 2-3's.
He's been putting them up.
Should I take that?
I know.
Pumpkin people, I haven't seen a fucking red out of 60 cases.
I'm not even kidding.
I actually hope this lawsuit goes through and I give up on that.
Can we start a case thing?
He doesn't speak English, bro.
He speaks in a different language.
Jason's not even in the game.
So I just wasted all my money nice with a blaze fuck this chat
Hey, dude. That's not nice at all. I don't give a fuck, but they made me buy this shit
They kept asking me for fuck this shit. Can you fucking run? Thank you
You don't even have guys can we get a Harley Davidson?
Okay, I'm killing Premiere.
Wait, should we check outside the profile?
Does he comment weird shit?
I feel like he does.
Lizard person is his name.
He's in groups, case zone, don't fucking mess with shadow, backshots, and daily loud.
Why is he doing that with Bruce?
This is level six six six he bought this account for fuck
No, I need gloves Chad
Chases what is that shot?
All right ladies want to hear what I got all right me
So I got wait hold on let me find it SGA assist real quick. I'm gonna put SGA at seven or six
for backshots who want backshots I want all right so I got I got right now ladies
I got one B 20 and a half castle 16 and a half
Caruso 15 PRA SGA 7 assists I think I want to take STR 8 oh okay okay yeah
bro here's the thing you should have weapon bananas at let's see that good
500 Dugs 300 points I'm gonna switch it's a phone castle from 16 points to 20
you wanna play pubg or fortnite pubg or fortnite or ex-bucket series
I guess pubg or fortnite should we play pubg one of these days all right I'm
muting all of them there you go hey my name's adapt I want to learn how to
play cs but instead of talking about basketball
Hello, my name is Jason. Hello, my name is Jason. I'm gonna do it in discord call, but Devin
Hello, my name is stable not about the only one that's gonna be undefined making actual fucking conversations guys
W w life. I'm tapping the cart. I'm bringing it up to you take 100 edibles. Thank you guys. This isn't Boba
This is fucking this is Muda, bro. I don't know why Muda has a random girl named Boba's fucking thing
I wish you want to lock any amount of that bone accepts. I wish you would have bet
How much you would have bet? Oh my god. Oh my god. Here we go. I've accepted it except it. I accept it
I accepted it. All right, so yeah, okay. Yeah, this is what you're gonna want to do when you get on CS
You're gonna want to queue?
Uh-uh, huh, what's taking it?
Wait, what map do we want to play?
Loki, Band Dust 2, Band Nuke, Band...
Band, like, Band Inferno, Loki, I hate Inferno.
Not Band...
Uh, I'm not, I'm down for whatever now.
I'm ready, I'm ready.
I'm banning, uh, yeah, I banned Overpass.
Okay, they got to choose between inferno and my range, okay, but whereas I like
Oh brother, I'm sick of my
Terrorism I don't want to be a terrorist today. I want to be a CT
We can be counterterrorism
I doubt you gotta see that we're not just playing to have fun. We're playing to learn right now
So you got a yeah, these are sweats. Yeah, I'm here for for real, bro
Okay, here we go. Trust me, baby. Trust me. Chad, look at my fucking gun.
Fuck you mean oh shit
Oh, you mean time shit
We want your mom type shit
Dude, we're not here for you. We're here for your mom type shit. Hey, we're gonna make
Your mic
Really necessary now ask yourself was that really fucking necessary to scream that love you're price you're gonna ask you price scared
What am I really necessary you price scared?
All right lock in yo yo soky are you here bro? It's me stay bored out of the twist rumor don't get nervous okay, okay?
Yo dad come with me
Chad let me teach you why I was a prime CS player back in the day
I need you to shut the fuck up.
You gotta reset your dead end, because the whole list probably jumps out of you.
Bro, he has some good shit.
BITCH I'M RENODA!
What do I do, Jay?
Um, I was going to tip.
Holy fucking shit, best POV ever.
Okay, so right now you want to aim a little higher because you're aiming at feet.
You know you want to work on that crosshair placement is even a little higher
You know like head level like use your teammates player model as
I'm fucking I'm fucking nasty as shit. I'm so nasty
Beautiful fucking
You guys see my pimple patch? That's how you know I'm a bad bitch
I got you.
Bro, you're an eco demon.
Bro, you're an eco demon.
Eco demon? Okay, watch this then. Watch this.
Haha! Eco demon, bro.
So, so they're playing against cheaters.
Got him. Got him. Playing against cheaters.
No, I got him. I actually get him.
So, eco demon.
I'm down, I'm down.
Nice.
Adopt, I'm watching you. Show me something.
I'd have go in there. I'd have walk forward. I have a gun in there. He can't go. Let's go
I'd have I'd have I'd have what and the crouch?
Yep, yep, yep, and then left. Yep, and then pick that up. Yeah, you have a gun now
You have a gun. No, yep, press. Yep. Okay. Now you just yep
You're gonna go back to the where they are you want to go where the bomb got dropped you got dropped apartments
Okay, no, yeah, no under the thing again. Look at your mini-map. There's a bomb in the cake
I
Love it. Ah, I got above. Yep. Yeah, let me see your knife. I got swing them. I swing them
I got swing them right now. They're not swing them swing him, but
Sure, like do you want to shoot or do you want to stay?
You told me to chow it, but I was a bad child. It's all good a damn bro
You're just a baby, but you're only fucking 35 teeth. I need to put the slip in and then I'm actually lost
He's just a baby, dude. He's just a baby. He's just a baby, but he's only 32 years old.
I just said that, bro.
You learned there are two teen years old.
I hit more when you said it, not when the Chinese guys said it.
I'm not Chinese. I'm Chinese.
Nice emerald, bro. We don't fucking care if not an emerald, it's a phase.
Come on, bro.
We got it you would you have something like this? I don't y'all
So just got trying
Yo sunshine, this isn't it's isn't it's
Sunshine and giggles bro. All right, let's lock in and all right, bro
I'm just a baby
I'm thinking about going blonde. I got a sniper. Wait run. Where's that line?
Hold with the sniper. Okay. Come on. You gotta be quick. You gotta be quick. Hold your knife out. Call me. Call me
Thank you for the 500 viewer rate matter
You're gonna jump and then crouch like that. Hey go go
You gotta be fast as this that you gotta be fast at this. Now swing now swing now swing
I'm gonna swing this and I get the skill. I got you keep holding that adapt
Okay, when you want to go right like come here. Let me teach you this come here
Whenever you're done being here come here come here. You stand right here and you look up there
Okay, you see you have like a little slit you can see that little slip up there. Yeah, you can look up there
That's called palace, okay
Monkey nice on this shit, man. I just like hold this you get you get rich in between you know I'm saying
anybody mad anybody mad I don't know that's why we got offer offer tell us if
nobody man nobody man right here they're both on it and both on it brother
both on it they fucking cheating motherfuckers I lost him you got him
he's gonna be up a dapper that stairs up right there yep yep right there that's
perfect angle okay he's down he's out of it nice adab good channel it's down
Put it down on a sniper
That's good kill
This is not bad
You see that?
Hey, you see that, though?
That wasn't even that bad for real
Yep
Do I buy anything here?
Or do I buy anything?
You can buy armor sometimes
If you need new armor
You can buy smoke, a flash
And incendiary grenade
Hashtag followage
Hashtag followage
Hashtag followage
Now try to say that five times fast
Let's go to the next community
You need to say that
Estimation mark, followage
Move it
I just got into UCLA
Staying on auto
Well
I don't give a fuck
Let's hope your girlfriend part of UCLA too cuz if not
Oh my fucking matter
What's the worst college for your girl to go
I'd rather go to fucking hell than to hear that my girlfriend go except is there
What do they do at ASU? What do they do at ASU?
Well, it's just ASU. It's just fucking DAT Miami.
My girlfriend is a nursing major and the football manager at ASU.
All right!
This is not your girlfriend, dude.
I'm watching the death.
So, Adept, what do you want to do here?
Just scope in and hold a position.
Adept, right there.
What people do with an op is practice this.
Aim in, shoot.
Guys, you only wanna...
Okay, so, when you do that, you only wanna throw out your knife after you shoot.
and then re go through the op it resists the admonation
okay so immediately so uh like it's like an instant swap
yep that's a good try though it's like a why why it's like a why why
I don't fucking follow it in a fucking chat bro that's everybody's self replying to you
let's talk about it oh let's talk about um guys I'm 150 subs off 25k
drop on me if you remember when I was only at fucking 100 subs
I got McCain one and a half threes
McCain five fingernails painted. I think I got weapon
weapon anus 642 dunks
nice
nice
W.I.G.E. W.I.G.E.
but at least he's itchy
yeah you can find operator why not so that's not the same spot
See if you can also practice right here in spawn wall where do they miss like just try shooting
And then like like this like look look
Give me the op press G. I'll show you
Now you're actually griefed now you're actually no you're supposed to grief it all right go in the hole again
One the whole game, bro.
I don't know, I need to play a whole game.
Bro, you're not learning, but you gotta listen.
Hey, cheer, you good? Go up to me.
I think I'm okay, but...
I didn't mean to do that.
I swear, I thought you were gonna do me.
That's what we're doing.
Tico!
Is that Tico in the chat?
Tico in place here.
I got flashbacks.
I got flashbacks.
B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B.
Look at this quick kill look at this quick kill
Okay, so what welcome to tips and tricks by stable or not oh just because they put down a smoke grenade
Doesn't mean you should actually be intimidating some people actually like to go through them to surprise your enemies like so
You're first you're first oh money
Damn I heard him
So you got no time bro, so maybe want to get in there and push or get up to the Savior bro
Just say dude just actually say
Son Brero or do a play with hold on
Me Jason and Lays will get on Russ bro right now
We'll literally play everything
Oh my god
Let's just do let's have a peak day where we just goon and peak
Oh my god, we can actually goon gamble and let's let the three days on the peak day goon gamble and like
Some good eats
That's my bad rap
So I'm throwing my fucking illow double B double B six over
Nice if see
That's what a dap sitting I dab run in there making about you
I'm flash double flash
Triple is the screen ball what's going on there
I
Said that nice, hey nice last one last one in the smoke and the smoke
Nice
Wait, I pressed for brother. Did you just oh my Asian ass thought of
You all are Asian ass?
Yeah, our man's some serious chat with the poker game and we're like,
you all really want to have this.
Hey, everyone say what's good if you go in the car, though.
Bro, buy a kit.
Oh, man.
Don't be a loser by a what?
Don't be a loser by a fuck?
Armor?
Which way?
Tico, you missed it.
I had to up.
First round I got, I got two picks.
Wait, I got.
Are you like a disabled fucking child?
Like, what's going on bro?
Nobody fucking cares.
Lock in.
We don't care about the past.
We care about the present.
right now okay easy for ends you got the same one kills is the random dough
yo the silencer is disabled okay you have the pop
Oh my god, on the right, a death!
Guys, Kai's sitting there cleaning my chat earlier.
I just want to say that I'm co-signed, just so you guys know.
Oh my god, Mr. Revett himself.
I just want to let you know that he came to my chat and he said,
I'm gonna get cleaned with that.
Pop out, Pop out, Pop out.
Pop out, Tele V.
Joke. Joke.
Wait, let me see if you got a death.
Got you.
Instead of a 200k montage, you can make a two kill montage.
What are you?
I had it!
Shit, Najiji's.
I had it!
Ichibose in a 1v1 situation.
The question is, can Ichibose do this?
Can Ichi...
Oh my...
Oh my god, bro, it's a wash!
No, no, no, no, no!
I'm so off.
Guys, I'm thinking about doing this stream about going to the Titanic.
On this little boat that I made.
that I made. Anyone wants to join me. You're welcome to. Okay, hold on. I got that ego
in my hands. Can't shift key. Guys, I got dinosaurs pulling up tomorrow. What? What?
They'll jump at all. I got dinosaurs pulling it up tomorrow. I don't know what that means.
What does that mean? Adaptor to here. I don't get it. Okay, so they want me to
get it on. The joke is he's old. Oh, okay, I got it. Okay. Yo, we already have
I'm a dinosaur in the check, I'm a guy in the life.
Oh my god, that's good.
Guys, guys, guys, I'm gonna need help on SSA.
It says matter of health.
Guys, I'm fucking dead.
What is wrong with this? This is not one of the community.
Bro, Jason.
Jason, tell your sister to fucking stop cheating.
Oh my god, what is this?
who's son car young really dude hold on oh really don't I like that like really
wait we're gonna talk the whole time out boss who called this that was nice
right wait dinosaur I say you are dinosaur you reload you lose a mat
Okay, oh
I'm a color duty player
You're talking about your chance first time chatter, thank you
Okay, so that's just a toxic message. Wait, what button is it to throw the flag?
Um, W. Burger?
Wait, Borga?
Wait, Adopt, can you just start reading off some of your, uh, props for me?
Uh, I'll send it. I am four. Hold on.
Oh yeah, just send it to me, actually.
Wait, Triple T.
Yep, I'm telling you.
Triple T, terrorist timeout.
Tactical terrorist timeout.
Triple T. Oh my God, look at this middle of the screen.
Terrorist technical timeout.
Which your second experience is always asking how you're learning.
Okay, so DJ Academics took a dinner with Drake rather than a million dollars.
So my question is, dinner was stable or an auto or half a million dollars?
You gotta kill with the Vigo though.
You fucking bet Vigo or not?
Other one? Oh, should I bought the bad one? Oh, damn.
Easy for...
Wait, so did it that? Come here to like play or did he come here to fucking be a fucking...
We got 20 more minutes on this time our guys, please like it. I don't want to lose. I hate losing
Right, cool. There's 11 in over 26 points
Dinner with Steve. I did PRA. I'll be okay. Can you send me your slip via text message?
Wait, should I sell the n4 I got I bought a bad m4. I think okay. So it okay
Yeah, no, that's actually true. So the joke goes like this horse wants to do a bar
It's on a Friday not like today, but it's on a Friday and he wants to go dinner
He wants a margarita or does he want a lemon drop or does he want an ice match a latte?
Bro, I got a I got a I got a king cut there, bro. Which is your nose still coming or no?
Yeah, she's coming a five. Oh, sure. That's why I'm
Realistically bearish you gonna be here far. I don't know well. There's a couple things take new account
five is traffic hours
He lives in the fucking L.A.
And he just talks to the fucking girl on stream.
You're a fucking dick.
He just talks to the girl on stream.
Wow, that's actually crazy.
Watch out this.
Absolutely.
That's like laced.
That's like laced.
Laced, he's in the next room, over.
Dude, that's, like, Greg Hethley act there is like,
like, X-A-B, Greg Hethley.
I found it!
I can't be an ego channel, huh?
Yeah, please go on the on-stream.
First time chatting my mom's died and I'm really sad that I watched you make my head. Thank you, bro
I'm so sorry. It's fine, bro. Oh, damn
Too many wait you go. We are not just passing away and your first reason to come to stable an auto shop
Hey, bro. He's using you to escape from reality. Fuck it. That's why I'm saying I appreciate
I'm literally saying I appreciate that that's like kind like the first thing
I'm gonna run to that peak off the spawn and get a pick.
Don't even trip my face. Yeah, you're gonna watch and learn
Stokey's W King now you guys made a rage off
Just to make sure you crouch
Oh
Someone on this team have multi-fire?
I bet, I bet, I bet!
Hey, Dax, see what you're doing with the knife left?
What are you putting down?
I'd have, look! Stop looking what Tico's saying and learn!
Look!
Whenever you shoot your AWP, bro, you do one of these, look!
What are you doing?
You see? She can move!
We don't have LeBomba, we do have LeBomba.
What's the milk with your cereal?
Oh, he's jungle, he's jungle, he's jungle.
Let me see something here, Ron.
Look, you go crouch.
That's my up.
Oh, my god.
Double tap, Q.
Slow.
Slow.
Slow.
Um.
Oh, you guys, I can't see you here, Ron.
I can't see you here because I'm up and fucking died with you.
I can't see when you guys talk, Ron.
I can't see.
Yeah, that's honestly true.
You know, everyone knows you got to turn down the radio
so you could read the streets on.
Everyone knows that.
It's like so annoying. Oh, it's like bro. I'm sorry. We're on our job. I'm following you. I don't even want to play
I don't even want to play anymore break through my yellow. I'm not playing anymore
Okay, babe, Jason you I feel my rotation. You're gonna get bad do it. I dare you
You get a little bro, let me play the game
Leave me alone
How is Jason's sister always know what I'm at
Oh my god, this will be top five moments. I'm gonna do this
Nice
Jason lock in do this shit for family
Your loser you need my diffuser
get it xg
oh that's kind of
they're hard to get over
not sure
how is this
something
i want my family
i want to hold that window
chat ready look at that
sit the fuck down
one
I
Pulling that weather keep holding out up there Jason
I got eyes on fucking palace
Baby
First bump fist bump fist bump nice with it though
Okay, you guys might have
They can see your shadow if you double it. Oh my god, baby rage is back in my fucking Chad
What are we eating? I'm always gonna get pasta from Super Bob
I'm gonna go ahead and copy that
harmonize onion dip
Carmelized onion get my cart
I don't know. I'm ordering from that. Okay, what did they put up orders together?
I'm not even kidding. I just
Wait guys put a baby you're in one more time. It's actually funnier the more you do it
No, why did you give me my shoes? I look like a terrorist you
Yes, well, do you want me answer that?
Oh, bro, I'm feeling snappy one window. Did you guys hear about the alligator on this map? No, what do you do?
It sometimes takes off your teammates heads
to him.
Oh sure.
I think the animator-
The stick- there's also a dead zone bug.
What?
This guy's the only one.
So a dead ass guy in this game is nothing.
He doesn't want to learn, bro.
He's just trying to get his hours up on stream.
Elgrinder.
When is your fucking match?
Hey now, let me play it for you.
Oh my god, it's a good one.
Oh god.
Hey now, genuinely, you should go on controlling.
I have like 700 hours this month
But we're going this month, bro, I got a fucking marathon soon. What's it? What's a chicken schnitzel?
Okay, so basically a chicken
And it's on a schnitzel. I got a AK. I see it on sugar bar
Everybody else wants to put you in the money
probably probably take a shit down right now hey that's freaky slide
let's go a cheek one oh bro this is cheating fucking what's his name
How do you say it?
What do you say it's like?
Something like that?
Nick QB.
Got a big fucking friend going on.
Bro, Nick QB from Canada.
I died.
Hey, nice kid.
He's the confidence.
Bro, I was Mr. Nice Man, but now I'm Mr. Ice Man.
I'm better at this.
Oh my god, like the fucking Drake song,
bro, and he said that.
He's gonna make it better.
Yo, you say that one song 8 AM in Chinatown, no?
Hey, was that actually you?
Bro, that was Rice Man.
cause I was the rice man in the rice field
um so what I want you to do is just hold your gun and place low
yeah maybe if you're
take the gun and inspect it and shoot yourself in the head
dude why did you tell you to kill yourself bruh that's just not nice
and you just leaked what you told him to do
okay well you can't tell Jason anything
yeah so now I'm gonna get banned that was really funny Jeff really good
Good luck and a mop too, bro, and we just died one by one mate. I'm down, bro
Oh, but so key is low key nice with it. So you love me. Oh, I need comps with four redacted stickers on his
Huck
He's gonna keep me ready look three two one. Oh my god one be one situation
I am the one the son you don't remember a matter
Well, that I'm not being as pretty flyer. Thank you, bro. I actually unboxed it
You're probably wondering where I got my fucking scholars. So my gloves are actually the Illuminati triangle
I got these when I kissed a wall back in 2017. It's actually really fun. That's how much we trade ups or no
Yeah, I got you right here. No, wait. No, I did hit him. All right, okay?
You know how to super bob jump me or no?
Oh, yeah, I do you want to do it?
Hurry.
I'm late.
Itchy, you know how to do a crouch.
Okay, itchy, so when I jump, when I jump you let go of your crouch and then when I
land on your head you walk forward, ready?
Okay, let me know.
Ready?
You have this look, ready?
Nobody's mid.
Yeah.
You don't know how to fucking do it.
So I'm gonna jump and as soon as I jump you let go of the ground.
Hold on, wait, wait, we got something.
I can't do the fucking muffin on you.
Wait, what?
God!
Wait, do it again, do it again, do it again, do it again.
Uh, I'll fuck you.
Are you ready?
All right, watch.
Bro, when you say ready, you say go.
Oh, no, you just play off the job.
You're a noob, bro.
I
Fucking god every time I go on adapts fucking
My dad you got this real show us something show us why you're a trick shotter
Okay, that if you crouch and stay scoped in you'll have a hundred percent accurate when you shoot so now you can move with it
Like look move with it
Like you could walk with it. Yep. You see but just stop right before you're about to shoot. This is better to walk
Yeah, yeah, hold this no key might be to your right on cat like you know this like long pathway
We say ding ty foam what is that what is it?
Now you have 20 seconds they're gonna be holding bomb he's gonna be in your jungle not like I saw on some gay shit like
What should I do you know what you held last time you gotta swing it? Oh?
No, no, no, no save just save just save just save just say
okay well you can oh no you're getting pushed under under under under why don't you have armor
but you have an operator oh no you're gonna push you're gonna push you go for those go go for
those go go for those go no timing no timing they're like I'm like that one juice world song
Yeah, that's right. I thought the checks popped up. It's a child everybody
Like I bet let's play it. Let's play CS
Counter-strike
Ron you have some
All right when you jump on my head when you jump on your job
Oh, you don't know how to do it
So when I just listen listen when I just let go let go of control let go and then when I hit your head
That's when you walk forward
You are stuck somewhere I got stuck ready
Oh new AP
What are my wrist mug?
I don't actually know the lyrics
Straight my fucking god
You have a smoker watching a death in his natural habitat pulling out of y'all 19
Swinging absolutely fucking nothing still hasn't bought armor
In the last 19 rounds he hasn't bought any armor
What is he gonna do?
Left or the right?
Left or the right?
Scraze his glock
Reloading
Left or the right?
Side
He's now pushing up
What is he gonna do here?
Is he gonna hold the same angle and get uped?
Or is he gonna slow walk up mid?
That's what I do
Not your best, eh?
What?
I can't get any timing, bro
I'm dead, that's about a fucking hurt side
running in the open fricking up gets the up now is he gonna swing me oh he's in a
1v3 situation can he do it what the fuck is his timing slowly peeking he's gonna
get operated bad timing doesn't does he swing again he's reloading with three
bullets from the guy pull it he's nervous he's pulling out every weapon
besides his weapon. He's nervous. What is he doing? He's having an anger with some.
What are you doing? Swinging with nine seconds left. Is he going to leave?
Just save a death. A death run. A death run.
All right. All right.
Press F on your op. Press F on your op.
Hold your op and press G. Hold your op and press G. Give you a bow. Press G.
You know what he was yelling yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's his first time on earth kill
He's only 30 years old
Generally, yeah, you generally only play Call of Duty. You're generally a game. I just realized
Okay, so what games do you like to play?
What's that one game like has a bunch of numbers on it, and it's like square
Oh my super no
Yeah, so he likes to fight.
He likes to play all those.
He likes to play all those.
He likes to play all those.
Every single one of those games is his.
What a shot by Stamurodo.
Oh, what a fucking shot.
I thought I got that kill.
Nope.
That's unlikely.
I'll take that M4A1S.
What a shot by Stamurodo.
that we're not what a fucking 3k out of the ego
bro I doubt I know my name is you haven't gotten a single kill
in a fucking triple negative it's like triple negative haha let's make fun of
him bro cuz he's bad at the game let's bully him like Jason like Jason do you
You feel stronger but need people that are below you?
Like bro, this is why these streamers, these new streamers nowadays are just fucking toxic,
bro.
Like this guy's only 32 team years old and you're making fun of him.
This is actually weird.
Can we all read Jason's stream and go to Stimpernautos again?
I mean, I just don't think that's a good idea, bro.
How do you know except how to make fucking
chicken parcels?
NMS raid? Oh, thank you guys.
What the fuck? Wait, I'm getting raided.
Wait, I'm getting raided. What the fuck?
What is a bad loadout?
Who's here from the raid?
Bro, now I have too much in my inventory.
Too much in my inventory? All you can carry is a fucking gun.
Y'all good way
One more place
Learn anything no the ass a lot of things. How am I getting it? How are you gonna ram still live guys?
No, they all left. They're coming in my chat. They're all spamming in a mystery unofficial. I'm sweet
Are you ended Jason? No, I'm still lying
W5 that's actually nice of you to read the boys to wait guys. I'm still lying
There's a Draco in spawn I'm not sure if some excellent drop that
I
Watch me. I'm watching you. Wait, why are you why are you angry?
Guys my balls it's
I'm watching you both scope three
My god, it's like oh my god
To fuck
CS I carried my team so adapt. What did you learn from this game?
Absolutely. No, I like quadruple. I learned a bunch. I just ranked up. All right, so we run it back
Almost five boys
I mean
My mom just texted me. She said I'm what you said. I miss you so much a lot of my pain is going down. I love you
Wait
My mom chasing a matter. Oh wait, so so what are we doing bro? I got 45 minutes of balance left
Listen, I skin thermal give people some gaming bro. Not some fucking non-ten boys. Oh, bro
I mean
Off the fucking goyslot, bro. We don't we want to see game
I mean if you want to go get breakfast or maybe get food
Oh, we got a band overpass so did you miss the part where we all ordered food?
And then we're gonna tip our door dash driver whoever gets here first
Who when we door dash I only get $1, right?
Oh, I do it every time where should I put my protein smoothie from? Oh, um, honestly
Chad is my lighting look good or bad?
Everything is fucking 30 minutes away. Oh damn. It's thank God your stream doesn't start until 45 minutes
Do we want to be terrorists or civilians I I've always wanted to be a terrorist to be honest. Let's try all right. I
Start as a terrorist
Bro, I can't wait to go to fucking tarpon Springs in three days. Should I be nervous or no?
You're gonna tarpon Springs. Yeah, I'm doing a fucking marathon being a minor with Jinxie
Yep
Where the what fucking map is this?
Oh my god
Guys
Why did Josh Jacob just get arrested for five charges battery domestic abuse critical damage to property
Disorder the conduct domestic abuse strangulation suffocation and intimidation of a victim. So why am I running back just get arrested?
I'm just gonna get on my knife so who's my running back uh strangling and why is he
doing that wait are you serious or no let's hope he doesn't get strangled hopefully I
need him are you shooting me get him back on the field he's probably trolling don't
Don't say you want to freak if you don't really want to freak.
Yo!
Game time, y'all.
We're not close together.
Who's IGF?
Oh my god, bro.
Yeah, you got a mic or no? It's stable and auto?
J.J. Lee?
I'm not checking the rest of the place.
Look in the jail on five torches!
Yeah, that's not good.
Yeah, but...
He's probably good.
Yeah!
All right.
Bro, that's just crazy, man.
This guy on their team has a good profile.
It's our guy.
I
Actually good, I don't know this map. This map goes a little bit like hey, so
Why am I low-key the fucking asset of pistol
Look at this shot look at the right a full chat look at this look at this look at this look at this look at this
I remember getting a 4k. What the fuck bro am I blind or am I fucking blind?
Well, you're born right there
Easy claps. That's a kill steal that's a kill steal. That was all you
I think our team is delivering comms right now
I'm dead as fuck. I'm dead as fuck.
Yeah, I'm dead as fuck, my god. I need help.
All right, so. I gotta move on.
Somebody.
Hey, this is why we fucking counter strike.
Why are we fucking counter strike local offensive too?
Okay, so basically ninja was throwing
Explosions towards me right next to salty springs and keep you ended up killing him
The whole shakeup is going to fucking jail is like when Benjana breaking both of his knees
I'm a flatch
Wait, how many grenades
Oh my god this is where I got the clip, man.
I am the clip.
I cover you.
How'd I die to a fucking-
Are you the one behind us or am I tripping?
Wait, where did it-
Am I dumb?
Stupid or dumb?
Matter.
Dude.
Are you fucking my sister?
I'm just holding you.
I left the dept.
I left, I left the dept.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, hold on.
Nice shot, dept!
You could shoot more than once!
Yeah, I got- I got-
What the fuck are you doing?!
Are you a bow? Do you have dyslexia?
I have! I have water!
I have water! You shi-
I'm hungry!
You got a boots?
I think my D.E.A.D. will bug.
Fuck, you're 35 years old.
I can't hold on to that stupid ass fucking puppy.
Only 32 team, guys.
Yeah, maybe I get the SMG.
Matter of chasing a ghost.
Here we go, here we go.
Guys, we go good will here.
Can't troll because this is my rake-up game. Thank you
Okay
This okay Steve versus first game well
Go bar your bumbo go go go man. Thank you for this time. Hopefully chicken
Is it that good at anything besides Call of Duty it's like you don't have
That's actually so fucking weird like that's so weird
Maybe I'm king
My god, he's your kung fu in them
Your comms, where's the last one besides that guy?
Clear comms dude, I'm gonna clutch this up for the team
So bait your entire team and then set yourself up
It's higher team equals he could buddy. Oh, fuck
We miss Emily on stream, though.
What?
She'll fly by our arms.
Good luck, you do.
What?
This place is horrible.
I miss order.
They're all so fun.
I love when Jason Riz is. It's my favorite.
I look you do miss when you go to London and Riz.
That was my favorite cycle.
I miss when he just called girls on Discord and was like,
Oh my God, you want Jason to be in Riz?
Remember the race racer though?
Oh my god.
The race race.
Actual classic.
And you fell on me.
I got shut down.
Oh my god, it's alright.
Jason, I don't want to see like I'm bullying you, bro.
You can say the safe word.
Jason, the safe word is Cucumbar 7.
From Dintouch.
Right, it's my game, dude.
I'm gonna give him a mic wait he's crying they're saying they're saying he's crying
I'm giving the eagle okay I need yo where does Darth Vader get a stinker
wait where where where where oh wait armor oh my god okay so that joke didn't make
I'm running down the squad
okay so where does Darth Vader get his shoes from? I don't know.
There's a dark wall.
There are all one shot on that lane.
Don't peek that. Do not peek that.
Who's the yellow guy on my team?
Well that would be Jason.
No, not that yellow guy.
Basically you have a mole?
I think I got done off the phone bro.
Looks like we got a generational pizza segment for us only.
What?
Oh, so you're being a dick.
Okay, I'm gonna invite Emily Juzuku.
No matter!
No, she says you're gonna pull up around like I think I'm like she's gonna pull up like seven
Bro, I'm not calling
I'm gonna call her
I'm gonna call her
Oh yeah, maybe they call her
I'll do whatever
I don't let the fucking king do this
Quick disclaimer down there are those people
But there's no one about it
I
Washi-machi yo knows I just got told that you're coming out seven is this true?
Sorry, I'm talking to this fucking Jason the ween guy go to site you're gonna die bro. Why would be sorry?
Talking about we're going to come at five or seven
A shot
All right, well if you want to do a stream maybe later this week
All right
Jason
Why would Jason might and a mess you're free to come over here you're free to come over to the stable
Just come over to the stable community. Oh
oh I'm a fish on a mess race didn't text me down bro they touched me that
bro you're an asshole I thank you for the raid here from NMS thank you this
feels like home thank you heart with bandits thank you I know a few people
who might want to make the rules are one reason down the lane on me bro let's
bro we got the ingredients come on let's move their friend hearts with
bandits in my tad just go all the way yeah I only say I only see L's man I
I only see
Fake mad egos funny got it Jason
Are you here from NMS gifting
Thank you for the five gift in here here from MNMS. Thank you
So pretty this chat is this makes me
Can we read some people Jason
I mean, that's not a good fucking spray transfer for me, but it's okay cuz I got you
Later now
I'm one HG
Dead actually wait that's what enemies work. Yeah, I'm a mess. Yeah
Animes come on my stream yo stable recognize this
My god, I feel deja vu right now. Oh my god right here remember remember
I don't know it
They're putting the cat in sideways
Oh my god, bro
100 gift in here for the NMS?
I literally know you did it, you did not
Yeah, who's danish? He just gifted me 100 subs
Danish does not have a fucking type of money
There's a shit mod in my fucking mind
My danish, my danish, your wrong
Wait, wait, how do I clip it back?
Hey danish, go fuck yourself
Wow
10 gift in from Garcia
Here from NMS, thank you
Actually thank you
Wow, that's really nice. That's love, man.
Jason, have you ever just tried being kind?
Yeah, I don't understand, huh?
You're just trying to, like, fight things.
I'm not interested in you through that.
It's okay, I definitely felt that.
Oh, you're...
Oh, I got it!
Get your bitch's ass up!
He's got a nice emotional motion.
Oh, no.
What are you doing?
Oh, wait, I'm gonna kill A-fog.
Nice job, A-fog.
Nice job, Alex.
Say again.
Nice job, Alex.
Appreciate it.
Nice job, Alex.
Come on, Rich.
Yeah, Dylan Karpkowski, follow me.
I don't have a bomb, Bob.
Flashbang.
Good one, dude.
All in your six.
Four of my six.
Oh.
Whoa.
What a shot from a stable.
You're crouching while you're shooting.
No, you're not shooting.
That's a drop from 360.
Oh, look at that.
You want to read the room?
Yeah, I know.
He's right here.
I've got wall hacks.
I'm literally going right to him.
You get me, man.
Oh, latency.
Thank you for the five matters.
You get me, man.
You get it man
That time you come
Nice
Give me head
What am I watching?
Wait, Nick latency with it. We're a really Nick
No, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, the fuck your toast is your camera and you're saying she like that
What you have deep Kerr son
wait hold on lock in dude I can't do this bro yeah Jason wants to talk
that's bad gameplay from a stable bro it's okay Ron I love you since 2008 dude
I think I don't even know what I was doing in 2008 no you probably stuck in
on your fucking times that's why I stuck it on my mom's boobs I got you by this
I was like
So when you got morning what it was pressing all up on them
I was tweaking tracks off the way
Little Wayne 43 just got engaged to a woman
W honestly more like that bro. Maybe follow his steps
Little Wayne married it wait, she's 23
Geez
Romeo and Juliet law okay my girlfriend's also
Dude she's mature for her age
behind you
This is bad discs kick weights
Yo, so I got a deaf. Are you having fun? Are you like drooling? What is going on in the flock right now?
Yeah, what are they typing anything what is the flow?
Are they watching you like are you just using the chat?
the gameplay is getting your stuff so yeah my hearing right now so when are
we making the pizza I've read after this
three two one I can fly
when I'm with you there's a negative
I
Holy fucking monster just jumped me, bro. There's a negative on me
What I
Here, why did you say it like that, bro? That's how you say it?
Joe
What oh?
Jam shit is about to deliver my order. Oh, it's guy, bro. Oh, sorry for somebody
There's a negative on me
Wow, you're here to know I
I don't even know that guns in the game. I don't know
You're really triggering me wow
Wow, why?
I'm actually wow. I'm actually getting triggered. I'm gonna do
I'm actually reporting you
Think I can fly I think I can fly waiting with you
Okay, so what did the knife say to Jason the way
Oh my back
That's just not fucking cool man
They actually won this round thanks to me no stop leave me alone
Oh, did you like was it worth the
fuck
there's so many LLOs and rappers in my
jet right so my guns let's got it
I doubt we're gonna watch you here
let's do what you got
Why you stop here?
Why you stop?
I got the bomb
I got the bomb
I got the bomb
I got the bomb
I got the bomb
I got the bomb
I got the bomb
You didn't even touch him with that
Fire
You need a gun
Waterfuck
This is a new house
them why you fucking are to go he's got a weaver bear sticker what's he gonna do is walk out that
smoke bro he's gonna do it man wait that's a lego gun that's fucking tough wait that's actually
pretty far oh and it's called a block 18 what you're doing right now is you're panicking
look at the top right bro look at that nice shot jason also known as j5 also known as jayway
So why did my Uber East driver just say yo bro, I at the gate right now eating your food, y'all?
My shit. Okie just got here too. I'm about to do a full full sprint
The fuck you trying to call
You put that lay in place
I look you did. Yeah, long long long long
I know
Wait Bruce is in the chat, what did he say, what did he say 5 say, someone tell me repeat his message
I didn't see it
I'm pushing mid
Auto
Auto right in front of there, there's mid, there's mid, second mid
I'm better sawing the timer, 3, 2, 1
3, 2
Bro, what the fuck man
I can't
I see CSGO, I click
I click hello, my name is Bruce and I bought a steam account. I'm reporting you. Where's your name?
I'm reporting you bro. You're not never 666 you're getting reported actually right now
Report player
Yeah, we fuck it actually clutch up at that he's on your left
How can someone be this incompetent, man?
Me five, I saw you were fat yesterday.
You made me laugh at my steed.
Oh, nice shot. Nice shot, bro.
Nice shot.
But yeah, bro, you're only two and twelve, bro.
Just think about it, bro. All you gotta do is just...
You know?
Fact, fact, fact.
The bomb.
What is that one sad, fat, chud loser?
What the fuck is that even know?
Quiet everyone quiet why don't I hear Lays Dean please stop adding them
Guys y'all just pull it up at 1 a.m. Yeah, I can't hear
Yes
Guys, what do you think about?
Oh my god
I'm hearing a lot of digs from stable or not
Wait, how did I not headshot him? I'm so fucking confused
Adding him in my chat
Nice, bro. No, why does he have that even enable bro MP sock?
Got it her G
No, they're just adding you bro
Does anyone else has air condition or broken?
So check you want to go a little to the left here because you know, he's gonna swing super hard ready watch
Well, I'm hearing something in our fucking living room. What's happening? Wow? Oh my god, I have an AK. It's over.
What the fuck is this skin? Is this an Ed and an Eddie?
I
He's gonna swing me, but I'm gonna send it first
Then there's gonna be one waiting right here, and then you know that there's gonna be one right here instead of looking pit you look site
No, it's good, but my entire order is about to be free.
Actually true.
I got a spree.
Oh my god, my order is spree, bro. They didn't give me a fork.
How are you going to forget my fork, bro? This entire order is dead ice-free now.
That sounded like a spree.
What did you get? That's got so much crunch value.
They gave me a pitch instead of fucking a valid.
I thought we were dieting.
So somebody just poked it up mid with a fucking AWP.
We see some shit.
After this we're gonna eat a pizza or two or now.
Yeah, hope yeah.
Okay, so I got cheated, got it.
Honestly, just kill your fucking teammate at this point.
I got, what the fuck is your purpose, so you don't get me?
Nah, you better drop down to some mild up.
that's really cool
press F to inspect
if you know scope this guy on my soul I'll suck your penis right now
are you using like a track pad?
bro I think he's uncontrollable
relax guys he's only 30-15
I appreciate it
We got a little bit better there wait, I have a question
my dad are you playing with your fucking balls?
what happened?
I'm moving forward, lacy go
let's go make the fucking pizza
ww
let's make a pizza, we need more pizza
listen, let's make that pizza bro
listen, IGL back in the day
stop trolling everyone, let's focus actually, okay?
let's do this shit, no more eating
Bebebebe.
No, no more eating.
Everybody focus.
I'm done eating.
Let's go. Ready?
Come on.
The way you rush it.
The way the joke was, he has a taste of the food.
No.
Oh, god.
Don't go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Come on.
This way.
Come on.
This way.
Come on.
This way.
This way.
This way.
This way.
Come on.
Let's try this shit.
Let's come back, bro.
Let's actually come back.
Just shoot.
Hmm.
He's weak.
Yes, we need full health.
No, I just heard are you a horse nobody actually likes watching CS so we gotta make this interesting. Let's come back. Come on guys breathing techniques
I like to watch this
Nice barb good kill barbs. You got to make them
You're pushing me. Let's all rush be
Wow, what a fucking right there to the left
Yeah, I got you. I got you. I got you. Nice! The score is down 7-11! Let's come back, y'all. Come on.
Guys, we're doing great. Come on. A little bit of a lift there, guys.
Feel secure to kill. You're doing good, bro. Yo, do you have an op? I recommend you go a mid.
I promise you, bro. I'm glad for you. You should all be ready.
I'm gonna play off your shot. So when it's when you shoot just run. I'm gonna swing. He's gonna just you know, I'm saying
All right, this is the fucking triple threat boys. I'm flashing a greeny so go go go
My be absolutely
Wait, he's pushed up that how do you get that
Oh my god, I just stepped on the team, bro.
Sorry about that.
It's alright.
How are you?
It's alright.
Get up there, pal.
Okay, bro?
Very good matter.
I'll get you that.
What?
Did you just hear?
Alright, we can do this.
On God, we can do this.
I'm gonna buy it off now.
Now it's game time.
I just bought an option, bro.
Now they fucked up, though.
Love that, guys.
Jason overperforming.
You have the same amount of kills as me, but you have...
I'm not gonna have to re-treat that, but it's our first...
Wait, there's stream side breach!
Oh my god!
Asia mine is gone, oh my god, bruh.
Let me watch you.
And?
Hold on, I got you.
Yeah, go!
Alright?
See that?
I got it, they know we're here.
Yeah.
Oh, another one there, another one's there.
They know we're here, cause there's stream side breach.
No, there's just stream side, it's so clean.
Couch here, couch here, couch here, couch here, I'm gonna jump on your head in half.
Come left, come on my thing, head up.
Come to this half wall, on your left, on your left.
I got you. I got you. I'm on the way.
Dude, there's one behind us.
You off and run out of culture.
Oh, he just poked it.
Guys!
He's fucking!
He's fucking!
No flash.
Don't peek him, bro. He's watching the streams. Don't peek him.
Should I just go run?
You could just run across and I'll try to trade you.
Just run right across. Fuck it.
Yeah, wait hold on dude are you you gotta be like looking down at your mouth?
I'm gonna break
It's about little Mexico or whatever it's called
He's right here. He's on you. Yeah, nice. I got good
Okay, let's stop swinging this time. Okay. Yeah, I was lurking. What's on me? I realized
that now. Probably shouldn't do that. It's okay, not a. I can sponsor you now. Yeah,
I
Guys young is coming in 10 minutes
No swinging no swinging no swinging let them push us all right
Bob is a as of now good kill Jason
We don't need it you don't need it you don't need it
I got a smoke coming in mid I cannot see your mid he knows I'm here I repeat
could be an apartment watch out
go over in those scope here
I just hold this he's hopping it
Did you just kill it to the smoke?
Let's go!
Oh, they come back. It's here.
Let's come back this baby. Come on.
Oh yeah.
We're gonna perform it right here guys.
When the team needed him the most, he showed up.
I'm tired, bro. I'm fucking tired as fuck.
Oh, what do you mean?
Oh, four hour mark. Oh, fuck.
I
Do this guys this is why we see s nobody pushed they know the strat now listen to me listen to me
They know that they know the strat now because they're watching okay, so the block and they're gonna now they're gonna delay and Loki pushed last
Second I know the strat Jason you're gonna throw a whole game dying
Like you pick me
wish it was huge is it you with me come on come on
I just don't need to freeze die me so I'm leaving me
oh my god help me help me help me
this is helping me he just it's the weapon a king you're selling me
you're not the game you're scared of a glock you you sold out what you
I
You tried your best and that's all that fucking matters man. All right now. I'm stressed eating pasta
I don't know where you guys got me this but I'm just
Yo time to ballast in the fucking kitchen or oh
My god ballish segments of a gaming segment. I don't know I got mad ingredients for fucking pizza
Yeah, what do you want? Yeah, he's a
A5 you're out of here. Oh, he hated this whole segment
Wait, wait, he's gone. I don't understand. He asked us to teach him and then he didn't the student didn't
I got a feeling I got a feeling bro. I'm about to see W string flooding through his chat very soon
No, he's gonna come build the world's biggest matter daddy. What do you mean? My question is to the shadows
He's switching teams okay, so he's going to play with his other friends
So what just happened so we just got ditched what the fuck
I mean, I just don't appreciate that at all.
Wait, I don't got it. I don't appreciate that.
Yo, toes!
I don't love them.
What love, man?
Just sit next to me. I need your company.
Yo, ladies, come here, bro. Just sit up here. I need your company.
Like, do you think toes is a fucking pet, bro?
No. Bro, no.
And you don't...
What the fuck are you talking about?
Wait, I just realized something. Jason never told DeRonta to sit on his stream like a pet before, but...
What? Is that a pull-up right now?
Yeah, it's not weird like you've never had John just come sit next to watch you stream
That's right. Yeah, I just want about what?
It's nice thing John to cry baby. You wouldn't say that while he's here though
We should all be ready to literally oh
My god, bro now, bro, let's not start this dude. What are we just like?
We all what do we have to IRL to make content bro?
No, no, I bought fucking $500 a piece of ingredient. I've been 30 seconds
Fucking hate you bro. You already got canceled on once
We can throw on the gloves oh shit
We'll play the job
back in the background. Wait what? Wait what? Wait what? Jason died because he can't eat
dogs today. What the fuck is his chat message? Who didn't make sense at all? Wait what is
the message? Can you read it again? No, no, it's not cool at all. Just read it one more
time bro. Okay who's alt is that? It's not cool bro. Bro Dylan are you fucking kidding
me? What? Yo Dylan. Yo Jason, you know Jason win can you chill out before I send
the fucking
hello
running that's
running
running that's not enough to the people know your middle name
running that you know who
nobody knows my middle name
who said you can you don't even know it
yes i do
on god it's not a daddy on god i do bro you told me
with a large week it
I'm down to make it about myself, bro. It's house. Can you just come sit next to me and watch me stream?
Yo, how do I join a discord call?
My middle name is not Jeffrey
New AP
Spurs, okay, see you in five minutes
I look you want to go swimming
It's chilly Billy with a little side of
Philly
But Yana's coming in fucking ten minutes. I was no way wait what just what so then there was me and you
what's new bro versus the world I will change my section is a shadow I'm not
gonna lie why does everyone fucking hate us dude hates us and hates their
fucking PCs apparently yeah bro like what happened to everyone wants to talk
about the good old days but they never want to try and sneak back into them
bro that's the shit I'd be getting me fed up oh shit should we turn on our
cameras on discord you want me to turn my camera on let me yeah I actually just
got an exact message from someone saying by the way if you need a cam discord
segment I'm your guy if you haven't had them here's your camera let me see it
come on bro like the chat wants to see old segments facts or no let me get my
it on oh shit come on Michael I'm trying to make it so you can actually see me it's
really bright in here I show it there we go look at these old segments bro I
got a guy to he literally just messaged me word for word he said I'm your guy
if you need a cam discord segment yeah let's honestly get that going hopefully
Maybe he can do one push-up.
Yeah, I got you.
Want to see what I got on the mail today?
Yeah, what'd you get in the mail today?
D-NUTS!
Hey, Epic, what's up, dude?
Oh, it's the camera, got it.
Oh, it's good, bro.
Yo, what's up, dude?
What's up?
Yo, Ron.
Yeah?
My music error came in.
Your what?
Oh my God, we're doing this show in town right now!
uh
No, no April 1. So like I know how you like piano. Yep. Well, he does. He does. More than one kind of piano. What?
Our long shot.
That's impressed me or your band.
Okay, bro. Give me a moment to build it. Oh, yeah.
Wait, what does your shirt say?
How do I block you in real life?
And now I just need the other piece for it, which should be around here.
Oh, it's right there, it's underneath.
Found it.
Oh, it's really good piece, actually.
This is sick.
Okay, now it's time to trim it off.
Oh, it's really nice, actually.
I think the chat's flooding with W's.
some regular show shit okay better than jason wait he's actually so good wait
you know how to play the you know how to play it yeah no I know but wrong for
not tell me instrument to play well let me connect to the app tell me an
instrument to play the piano all right what kind piano a normal piano
that or a E piano.
Um, a normal piano, why not?
All right, yeah, a moment.
Let me go to instruments.
Not the largest.
I'm still wanting this thing, but.
Oh, you're still learning?
Let's hear it.
Let's do a good you are.
Also, and then, hold on.
There, I could do a E piano.
I could do a trumpet, a flute, a bass.
I mean at base, I do all kinds of things.
Maybe a flute.
All right, give me a moment.
Let me pull it up.
He has the flute.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
It's OK.
Yeah.
Can you do the one son that goes, let me.
What the fuck?
What?
What?
He's just laughing.
Why did he just deafen?
What happened? Is he getting beat? Wait. Oh no. Oh no. It can go off his head. I'm
sorry about that. How did you do something? Wait, what happened? Who was that? Yeah, who
was that? Oh, that was just my mom. Oh. What is she interrupting your segment? Hey,
what was she up to? Oh, she was just telling me to pack my lunch first for tomorrow.
Oh, what you gonna have?
I'm gonna have my darling meat on my
What kind of me late night?
Doritos
My purple water oh my
So my candy and my war with what candy?
Reese's Snickers M&M's wait you're gonna snack you're gonna we're gonna pack three different candy. That's a lot, bro
Oh
Yeah, also another thing I can do with this is hold on so like I can also
Wait
You're a lover that wasn't you
What what
I don't know. I feel like it's kind of like playing the instrument for you. Yeah, you're cheating
Technically no, but because dude, this is a smart guitar. It's stringless this thing cost me five hundred dollars
Oh, holy shit to chill days. Be nice like holy cow. Holy cow
Alexa sets Hulk to G white
Also, and this I also have a watch your troops to why does you get all the synths your man?
What is on the bank?
I don't know. I've had this for a long time.
Why don't you just actually...
What does it do? It just blows for you?
Um, hold on. I gotta charge it.
Wait a minute, Tondo. How's your guys day gone?
It's pretty good, dude.
That's pretty good, yeah.
Can't go wrong here.
Yeah, I broke up with my fiance today.
I mean serious
down wait what happened
ah I caught her actually
what she was just doing some of my money and I may have a drop picture in the face
well you'd probably you honestly probably get along with my friend
Josh Jacobs
wait
he's lost right he's lost
Wait, wait, wait, there's no way that's real.
Wait, can we go back real quick?
But you broke up with your fiance?
Yeah, pretty much.
Wait, didn't you just get married?
Uh, no, we were going to, but then I found out that she was just using me for my money.
Wait, so how much money?
Yeah, for real, how old are you?
I'm 18.
And how old was she?
18.
So you guys got married same year like you guys met?
pretty much we've been dating for like a year now but unfortunately she's just
using me for my money how much money did she steal
well I'm a surrogate 2k from my bank job what was your mom think about that
oh she doesn't care it's my money okay so your mom knows that she got married at
Eighteen years old
Turned away name Mary. I mean we were going to but then I found out and then it just went from there
She hit a fucking lick on you. What the hell have a max win two bands for the first what just three two bands
It's free two bands to talk to you and you did you buy her a ring, too?
I belcher one
Did you get it back?
No, wait wait wait wait wait wait you said you drop kicker
Yes
What is it?
What does that mean?
Well, let's just say I kicked her in the face and then I made a punch on her teeth out.
One of her teeth out?
Wait, I'm not joking, bro. I'm not joking.
Oh.
I don't know, we believe you, doesn't that?
I believe you, yeah.
So here's the thing though, right?
Wait, why would you admit to beating your...
Yeah, so like what if a police officer just saw you say that?
Technically speaking, she was on that technique first.
Wait, so what?
Oh, she was asking for it.
Wait, so break it down, so break it down.
So how did it go?
Like, wrote like, like, like,
All right, so basically we were arguing
about why she was stealing it.
Okay.
And then it got so weird that she decided
to throw a punch at me.
Then I decided to punch her back.
Wait, so where did she punch you at?
Uh, you don't want to know.
Oh, she hit you where it hurts?
Wait, yep.
And then where did you punch?
I punched one for Chico.
Because I am not about to do that.
Yeah, like, well, you're not playing about that bullshit.
Can I see how you throw a punch?
Jeez, holy fuck.
That was fast.
We're like, at least, a warning there.
Yeah, I thought it was going to be like that.
Yeah, I mean, I wonder for my dad.
I mean, I punched metal for fun.
I saw me do it, bro.
well
all my god
wait to you
we actually met the re-friend
wait is it to be tough
i mean i've been calling that before
wait so you
so you
okay
what state are you from
pennsylvania
This is close to Philly or no?
Um, I believe so.
I mean, like, I think I'm only like an hour or two hours from New York City.
Oh, does New York claim, uh, epic?
Yeah, you safe there?
I mean, I've been there before. I've helped out the community.
Oh, that's tough.
You've helped out the community. What did you do for the community?
I cleaned up a lot of trash around the city.
That's nice.
How?
You know, Silky?
Yeah.
No, I am not done in quad with Sukiya, but my, but my latest, well my most recent cloud was with Sina and Muda.
How was that cloud?
That sounds like fucking cancer.
Sina laughed way too hard when I showed her one of my talents.
What talent did you show her?
Let me guess.
Don't tell me it was the leg behind the-
Yeah! Yeah! Do it! Come on!
You gotta close your eyes though, no ha-
No fucking- your eyes are open, you gotta do it again, I'm sorry.
Everyone knows it's easier with your eyes open.
Eyes closed, and ears, and hand.
What? Wait, what?
I'm confused how I did that.
Did you do a push-up?
No, but I could lift up my gaming chair with ease.
What? You could lift up your gaming chair with ease?
Yes.
Personally, I don't believe that, but if you really can...
Alright, alright. Give me a moment. Let me improve it.
You have a poster that says yum and it's just candy. Yeah, no, that's by Apple. That was made by Apple
Targeted audience
Careful, you want to stretch you want to get a hernia
God damn wait, are you live on your live on tiktok? Yeah, I am. Oh shit. You're a streamer now
Yeah, yeah, what is your chat thing about like the girl cheating all that? Oh
They already know they think it's a bunch of bullshit
Interesting but all know also Ron want to know what a way see how see me on when I did a cloud with them
He actually invited me to be the seventh core member I
I
Made serious he did ask him so he invited you to the house
He did but I'm still thinking about it
But he will also was going to discuss with you guys
But I just want to know and I do have proof as well. I believe you I mean
You should have thinking about it oh
Yeah, I am oh, yeah also, but if I'm not able to though
I can like if you guys have like any like plans for segments
I can I can plan those out to where it'll work. I can do that
Oh, yeah, what if any we need any girls on stream? Yeah, oh
That I can handle that oh bad light work. Okay, and then what if like I need you like what am I hired you as like an assistant?
I had a friend named rockin who use my system. I feel like you're looking better
Honestly, bro, I would do it for free. I don't care about the money
but you just get that's how you got scam like I don't want you to punch me you
know bro did I'm not gonna punch you bro dude look I only fight with reason and
you are not any of those that was fucking hard you have it all of the first
you probably never reason to punch her and I'll look she's in the fucking dirt
she got fucking off the top three first place in my special Olympics holy
special olympics fucking ribbon spread wait what is a special olympics what was your sport
so basically it's like this like it's for like artistic support program right that i'm in
who was your competition and i won the high church yard run i won the the tennis softball
throw and the run and long jump wait take a run there who was your competition like were they
Are they good or did you like beat them easily?
No, I beat them easily
They're probably just cruising around you're over here just fine by I mean like I went backwards on them
Oh my god, what the fuck so you're styling on you were stuntin on them
Pretty much wait what so what is your competition?
Do you like photos like who do you run against like yeah?
I actually do in fact, um if you guys want I can send you a Twitter link to one of my famous posts
Famous famous posts. Yeah, what does that mean famous? Yeah, what does that mean? Oh hold on? Let me out of center real quick
This has 53,000 views
All right, it's that that's my special one big buddy
Nice you have aura here. You're spreading on them. Let me see. Where's your competition in the orange or yeah, right?
definitely um no yeah yeah the people in the orange yeah you also you did a
money spread on them first place three in a row on God last time like that also
by the way do you guys know that one meme wait hold on let me send the gift real
quick first okay let's do it all right all let me find a real if my thing
I
Think this thing does not work. All right
All right, well, let me just pull out a
Wink to the thing wait. They're saying you were smurfing
What does that supposed to mean
They're all confused what does that even cheated against I
I did not actually it's called skills not cheating
Well, they were saying it was like unfair what if there was metal in front of us right now
I'll tell a punch it
That hurt darling
Crazy is the bro. I don't feel any pain from it
impossible I don't know why not even for a second I don't believe you for a
millisecond I don't believe it I don't believe it bro do you guys want to see
what put in my wall let's do it I should be asking but yeah oh wow holy shit wait
why did you do that don't ask brother that is a long long come get sure that
I prefer not to discuss.
Well, explain it, bro.
What happened, then?
All right, so basically I meant to punch the metal
on my screen, and I mis-broke.
You're a dangerous fucking man.
Hey, but oh, yeah.
Look, I sent you the clip.
If you guys know this meme, you know the meme.
You didn't send me anything.
No, it's in the group chat.
You didn't send me it.
Oh, lookie, I don't see either epic.
I'm not going to lie.
I only see the tweet of you.
see it now oh wait this is a pretty popular meme oh my god wait no way this is you I saw
this this one like super viral I remember watching this speed in a cast I think I was like dude
this kid is hilarious we look and now no way that's you that's him that's actually I was
the one that's sick of it holy fuck dude that's that's cool as shit bro oh my god wait
You made the wide speed last ten emotes in my chat basically up. Yes
That's nice. That's welcome. So so what do you do now like it your live streamer? I
Mean, yeah, I mean I still do closet streamers
Honestly one thing that really ticks me off is when people call me a leech because I'm not doing that shit
I'm just trying to help out streamer because they hate they get is undeserved true
Actually, are you gonna do that? Are you gonna be sad when Twitter comes go down?
I don't know. I'll be seeing you typing a text.
Hey look, honestly, I got, don't worry, I got back the plans.
Care to share?
Discord bro, I mean like there's Reddit, there's Discord bro, there's Facebook.
You got a Facebook account made?
Yes. I mean also-
Wait, I mean, when the sh** gets banned, can you low key, if I make a discord, can you help with it or no?
sure bro I mean like I can help out with rules I can make rules I can set up
stuff also one or something very crazy actually yeah when I first started
doing TikTok live I was at 83 followers now I'm at 677 followers
wow that's awesome impressive also by the way I also want to say this I
Again, Ron. Can everyone in your community and your chat for haters, please shut your fine tracks up
Yo
Yeah, by the way also and you guys are doing a really good job on the courthouse by the way. Thank you. Thank you
Thank you. He kind of looks like Brady go low-key. I
Actually did a collab with Brady. All right. What?
what? There is one streamer I do regret collabing with. Who?
Crack baby. Why? Crack baby.
It's community company or whore and Bill called me to a spot.
Okay, how far off do you think he was on the second one?
I am a Jew. Okay, so.
but I'm not a spy you're not a spy no I'm not a spy
oh my god okay okay well yeah also by the way Ron
if you ever want one of these I can send you the link to this if you ever want one
I actually don't think I'm gonna need one right now but thank you yeah
Also, and...
and...
just keep up the good work
with you guys.
And if you guys ever need any more class
with a Discord VCWise
I'm the person who will do it.
Thank you bro.
Alright, I actually have to go
pack my lunch number for my mom
so she'll let me in.
Here comes Hold! Hold!
Alright, Epic Out!
BANG!
So basically he said he punched metal for fun and he hit this
Yeah, and I said he punches fiancee in the face and took her to
Wait, so do you think he actually has a fiancee?
I'm not even more
True crazy
It's a crazy story though. Like why would he punch? He has 500 girlfriends. Is this true?
This is actually true
I'm not even kidding man, like I feel like it's like every like six months it's like a new fucking bearing of Dean badass.
Like Epic Loki just spawned.
I know, I know, I know.
So I took off my pimple patch, I had it on for like an hour and a half.
And I was like, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
I know. I know.
Did I take off my pimple patch?
I had it on for like an hour.
I could just leave it on until you go to bed.
Really? Why am I not supposed to take it off?
I look you don't know.
I thought I just thought I'd leave it on for the day.
Do I look chops still or not?
Yo wait, will curtains fix my
lighting you think? For my room?
Like why is it so dark? You see how it's like dark?
Like I hate this fucking color dude.
It's pretty cloudy outside though.
Right, eat curtains dude, like dead ass.
Rekai is blowing up, send Rekai home.
What are these messages about him?
Rekai's got 150,000 viewers?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
No, what's the...
are you cross-eyed it me am I I don't know I don't think so you the best bro you the best
I
What
Yo, we're going to stop my fucking birthday you old sack of shit
That's also impressive
Also by the way, I also want to say this
Wait, what?
That's also impressive
Also by the way
Hmm, bro, what is what is wrong? What is wrong?
Keckwell Keckwell Keckwell. All right. I mean, what should we do now? What should we do now?
What do you want to do? We continue our podcast
Podcast
Get on a game
My question is like you guys always just want to do other people are doing your own like I mean he could go downstairs
But it's like bro. Let me ask you some of those largest pizza ladies ask us about right when
When the day comes because there will be a day where I don't live with those good seats actually when the day comes
It's gonna be it's gonna be things are gonna change, bro
Am I gonna have to become a Depthop streamer?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, picture this, the year is 2027, right, 2027, it's me lays
in a house and we're just gaming, oh!
Peek, actually peek.
We just don't get, we just, dude, we just, we just like literally just sit inside all
all day for stairs, drink, just get the door dashed.
Oh, we get the door dashed VIP member?
Oh my god, bro.
I went to door dash yesterday.
I guess how much you said I saved?
How much, dude?
$14,800 in office.
I got to check that, actually.
I should see her to check that.
Is that bad?
That's a lot of fucking money, bro.
I'm changing mics.
I'm about to get like actually real mode this shit bro now I can walk around now I can be mobile with it
Bro
All right, let's let's let's show you your charades here, bro
This is good content ready look are you got you got to guess what you got to guess what I am I am ready?
All right, yeah
Or you got to guess like an animal I am or something okay?
Swan
And Egyptian no no no no close close
Nine no no no, I'm not a smart
Flamingo no no no no no come on
Come on bro a frog
Close for August close so far use your use your imagination
I'm really thinking
I'm getting hope from the chat room now.
No, no, no, you can't, you can't, you can't, don't cheat, don't be cheesy.
Come on, bro.
I don't know this, actually.
No, you do, you're close.
Frog?
What's with the frog, though?
Come on.
I know.
I see you, dude.
Come on, come on, come on.
I know.
I'm not a pig, bro.
I'm not a pig.
I'm not out there.
I ducked.
I ducked.
I ducked.
I ducked.
I ducked.
I ducked you?
No, but you're getting closer, duck!
Come on!
I was ducking frog!
There's something to do with water, bro.
Come on, use your imagination.
I could be anything.
Come on!
Are you coming?
Not yet.
Hurry, bro!
Swan?
Close, bro. Come on!
Crane?
No, no, no, come on a fucking fish close, but let's actually close
Roach
Yeah, bro, I'm the statue in front of the house in the pod
Like what I was never guessing that your turn your turn your turn your turn
Okay, let me think let me think I'm not gonna reach out here. I'm not gonna reach out here. Okay
Anything right? Yeah, anything. It'd be anything
the gloves the emo yep yeah okay go again go again go again go again go again
okay let me look around my room you gotta think of something that's like I
wouldn't get bro it's like I supposed to be a fun game come on bro something you
wouldn't get yes something you wouldn't get okay okay oh wow I just wow I just
grew up in the hood I grew up in the hood I just have no money I'm broken
shit what my life's hardest fuck well I'm really in the slums right now I'm
really in the slums right now is it supposed to be talking okay okay I got
fucking nothing I'm not gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna
Yeah, let me guess you I'm gonna go
Let me think here. Let me think here
Should do what should do what should do see it's not easy. I gotta think I gotta think I gotta think I gotta think I gotta think I gotta think
Okay, go
Um, you're the frog that I thought I first.
Yeah, pod head.
Yep, yep, yep, yep.
Ah, your turn, your turn, your turn.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Um, let me think, let me think.
Ah, shit, shit, shit.
Okay, okay, okay.
Ah, let's do it again, do it again, do it again.
Are you so luminati?
Yes!
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Alright, not me, not me, not me, not me.
Ready?
Okay, okay.
Okay, okay, can't walk, can't walk.
That's good, that's actually good.
Okay, okay.
That's good, that's good, that's good.
Alright, come on, come on.
Hit me with something good, though.
Hit me with something good, bro.
Come on, hit me with something good.
Okay, okay, okay.
I want to be what it is.
I want this to be like a long-lasting one.
Come on.
Okay, okay, okay.
Let me look up.
Come on, bro.
I want to fucking lock in.
Okay, I got one, I got one.
Go go go go give it
Your emo farming your emo farming, I don't know that's all I got is eat like that's all I could think of
I don't know what's a good one okay okay okay okay okay I got one I got one
yeah okay okay okay okay but this one's a long one so just tell me when you want
me to repeat the animation
I don't know what this could be.
don't reach out, don't reach out
t-t-to our video, overd verรคndert
alright alright alright, i'll slow it down for you
okay Rage
take some ring off throw is it
YOU'RE OPENED
You're the kid! You're epic! You're the best Beyonce!
Yes, yes, yes!
Yeah, that's a good one. That's a good one.
Your turn. Your turn.
Um, fuck, okay.
Ah, fuck.
Man, I think of what I'm gonna be honest.
Oh, fuck, I'm out of breath.
I literally got nothing.
I'm fucking, you know, I'm not taming.
Holy shit.
Okay, actually, I got it.
I got it. I got it. I got it.
Okay, let me see.
Okay.
You're being, you're being.
Holy shit.
Which I think here.
Come on, give me a good one, bro.
My favorites are laughing.
Mmm.
Bro!
My favorites are laughing.
Let's see here.
I don't know.
Alright, well, we're out of content.
GG's.
Alright, to the IRL play video gay.
How long is it going to take for them to build this pizza?
I really don't want to just build a pizza. I'm gonna be completely honest with you.
I built like...
Is it like that or are we getting on fucking rust right now?
Oh, let me see if I have it.
Hey, hey.
Um, I have an update on rust. I'm gonna start it. I might lag.
Well, I guess come up here. They want to see IRL.
I just don't know what you guys want to fucking do.
I can pull up.
I guess you'll call that I guess that's fun should I come yeah I guess I'll
but
this fucking room
it's funny or the more times you guys did on goddess
I forgot my phone.
Oh, they're just going to add you.
Hey, what if that candle lights the water bottle on fire?
You have the same facial structure as Epic?
What the fuck does that even mean?
He's got archive on his bed, you dumb bitch.
This is both of my merch or my fucking, my shit.
The fuck do you mean he's got archive?
Not merch, whatever.
What the fuck is the difference in merch and clothing, man?
Yo, what the fuck are you guys adding in for?
I just saw you at discord.
Why am I in this call still?
Fuck.
Alright, ready?
When you're ready, call me daddy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
How did he drive to your house that quickly?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, how did he drive to your house that quickly are you fucking stupid?
Are you fucking stupid? They give it a twitch prime. Happy burger. W burger. Go get a W burger worth burger at
It's silky's live wait, what the fuck is silky doing?
Excuse you
Silky
I
Don't
Whole house live except Marlin sad I miss Marlin, bro
I can't wait till he's home and we have big boxes for him to move
And we just tell him wanted to move them. Yo look at my lighting look how bad this is
It's not bad at my tripping channel
It is so fucking bad I
I hate this shit, bro. I fucking hate this shit. No, I'm so mad. Is it on?
Is it?
Is it?
Is Burger still here?
Is it?
Yeah.
He likes this to the sun.
He's in here just hiding, look.
Burger, get in there.
Let's go Burger.
Alright, I got a person trashed away.
So Burger doesn't die.
Oh, Burger.
Burger, you make me want to fucking kill myself.
You're so cute.
Do you ever think like that or not?
It's like, god damn, this thing is so fucking cute.
Just want to kill yourself.
Hold on.
Yeah, you're gonna take your little dab head in the dazzles or not?
Okay, I'll get you to grab it now.
Let's go.
King of stealing coming in, Bount.
They sure shut the door.
Oh, what are you building?
What is it?
Like, good lights, right?
Do you know how to set up like actual lights?
How much dollar do you think that would be?
Like these type of lights, just more of them.
Like just white lights?
Yeah, I need a lot more.
I'll take a look at it.
All right, I'm better.
Wait, I just do a little fast travel.
Look at this shit, bro.
Come on.
You said that tough work?
Well, dude.
Did someone say you need another person?
Hey!
Hey!
There's pizza.
So, we were gonna do pizza and then this guy started pouring sugar all over the
fucking dough and quickly...
It's not a pizza.
You've maxed out on sugar.
He's not a pizza, he's a black-dough and sugar!
I'll tell you what the fuck I had, this dumbass said over-noopin' a pizza,
and he didn't buy dough, he didn't buy yeast, he didn't buy baking powder,
and still wants to somehow make a fuckin' pizza!
Where's your pants at?
You get it?
I get it, cause he came off, and you can't see, can't...
Wait, so what are you guys making?
So, we rotate it to the biggest cookie ever.
No, you're not.
Yes, we did.
That's the biggest one?
That's a lot of sugar.
Bro, world riggers are being broken in this fuckin' case.
That is like oh my god, it's like sugar. No, no, no, like if
Into the shoot it's we die like imagine if we left this out in cocoa
It's okay. I'm not getting like I've been playing with my balls like the whole time
I'm playing I'm just talking about how our come like we taste he said
My shit like
Yeah, my shit you drink it you return it to a superhero
Because it's radio
It's like you're stuck a little salty. Yeah, I know
Excuse me, but you know I met it on my face back in the NRG days. Wow
Purpose yeah, so when I was leaving the NRG house
I was like, oh right before my play I started beating my shit in the shot on my face and warned my guys. Oh shit
I'm not I'm not on my chin a little bit before
But I couldn't I tried that so what exactly is the plan here?
You guys just like out of it now. It's like go ahead so oh
Oh
Yeah, that's not like actual calm. How do you know what to come with? Oh
God, it smells like calm. Oh, I'm gonna
You know what comes to my camera
Yeah, I don't know why I'm what what in the agreement
What did you do?
Why? What did you do?
No, guys, I'm not even...
It's not like straight coming.
You know when you get like...
So when you shoot coming out, like,
like, a little bit too? Like the hard chunks.
Like the opaque ones?
Like the hard chunks?
You know when you get like, hard and it's like...
And then it drizzles like a little hard.
And you shoot out one and you know what I'm talking about, right?
Hard?
You don't know the ones that are like...
I'm actually serious.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Doctor.
I'm a doctor.
Doctor.
Doctor.
Oh, doctor.
You're going to do it, doctor.
Oh, yeah.
You heard?
What?
I'm getting my cough checked out on the streets.
That should be a bang.
That's actually such a good stream.
I can tell you're really funny.
But, yeah.
What do you mean?
Maybe it smells like poop.
Okay, so what are we doing with, bro?
Oh, that was hard.
Oh, this shit is so hard to open.
What do you mean to open?
It doesn't smell good.
I got you, I got you.
I'm changing, I'm changing.
Just chasing, just chasing.
Take that, that's good.
Lou!
Lou, change my diaper.
Lou, how do I stream?
Lou!
Lou!
Lou, how do I make a cookie?
I'll be back guys, I gotta go check somewhere.
Oh, I got it.
Hey, Silk!
No!
I'll cut the money!
Cut the money?
Yeah!
Who the fuck is taking pictures of our corpse outside?
Well that's not me.
I'm waiting for laser to help me out with the backpacks so we can actually go outside.
Dude, maybe he's trying as hard as two million dollars.
Where are we going?
Huh?
Where are we going?
I mean, I'm not about to go anywhere too far.
I'm not into crazy.
What you up to?
Nothing much.
I just wanted to say hi.
I missed you.
I think I'm using your pimple patch.
Yes.
You can't tell now.
It's like, you know.
Why is it not sticking on?
I know.
before you do it I got in a fight
a beat the shit out of me
get your face yeah no all right well let's start our content yeah
yo Seth thank you for getting there but what's the content?
I'm gonna be on your stream collab
oh nice so like what are we doing?
can you tell your viewers why you're on wizard 101 every single night when you're not streaming
I was on it this morning though. I said no I wasn't this morning. That was last night.
Is Wizard 101 even fun? I was more of a Webkinz type of guy. You ever play Webkinz?
No, I don't know what that is.
Oh my god, you don't know what Webkinz is? That's how I know you didn't grow up in it.
Yeah, I know. I got this on my head.
Hey sir.
You grew up in a sweet family, bro.
You didn't grow up in a sweet family, bro.
You didn't grow up in a sweet family, bro.
It started up.
Webkinz was like one of those games where it's like, bro, you know you grew up in it.
You know what I mean?
I'm a Webkinz.
Dude, I got content to do, bro.
Let's go look outside, it looks kinda cool.
A storm is coming.
Who remembers the storm chasing stream back in the telephone?
Dude, I was thinking about it, no, I, I sure got something that started to get talked about.
But when I think about it, it was fun.
It was basically a begging segment.
I mean, yeah, but like, the times I were actually fun were actually pretty fun.
Well, duh, but everyone forgets content after a day.
No one remembers my content from three days ago.
I don't even remember what I should have.
Well, that's a potato gun, like I don't even know.
It does kind of look like a storm. It's like it's like looks weird up
I think the government is like no the government's real brother. They got a weather room right now
They're in there on the government someone spilled soda on the machine
Dude, you know it's crazy is
Like those dead ass gonna be a storm sir that feeling that ass shoot shoot the potato gun and get the neighbors pissed again
Chad, unironically, I locally like when it rains.
Anyone else?
It's the best type of weather.
I like when it's like rain.
So this is my type of weather.
I like when it rains some days and then it's just like it's bright others.
There's no in between.
Like I don't like when it's like this.
I like when it's like just straight up like rain and like thunder.
I haven't heard thunder in so long.
I hate like when it's this bipolar shit.
Like if it looks like that over there or over here.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We can't.
I just don't know if they'll get mad.
I mean he gives a fuck.
Oh, shit, what else are we fucking...
Should we go check on my plants?
Yeah.
They're probably dehydrated.
Do I have any plants in my chat?
Are you guys still watching?
Let's check out what they're on.
All right, well.
And the weeds are all going back and they're clogged.
Okay, so this one died, the tomatoes?
Yeah, wow.
The weeds actually just grew back and destroyed.
The jalapeno is kind of good, but the weeds did grow back.
The monkey's still good.
Damn.
Don't rest in peace, the plants.
No time.
Oh, we're on in the chat.
It's beautiful outside, man.
I want to take a golf cart out, that could be fun.
Holy, there's a million ants.
Where?
Where?
Whoa.
Whoa, why is there so many?
Can we get up?
I don't think so
Wait, where are they coming from?
Those are places
I don't really like that, even
I don't give a fuck
Call me Elron, I don't give a fuck
I mean, call Maya, I don't care, bro
Those ants dead asses are just eating my fucking crops
That's not Elron, that's not Elron
That's not how that works
Hey y'all what are y'all doing?
Fucking on the bitch!
Who are you talking to?
No! Marley! Fuck it, war!
Whoa, what the fuck? Who are you talking to?
What are you even on about now?
First you're friends with a planet, now it's Mars.
War? Make it make sense.
Listen, I don't have to apologize.
I'm sorry for calling you when you're not a whore, but I need you to say hi.
What happened to that?
Appreciate this negative energy and just trying to learn to fucking pizza
I don't learn to make pizza.
I need to make pizza. That's what this whole unhinged rant was leading to.
You start by yelling back at us.
Wait, we need to talk to each other.
Hey, Aura, talk to my friend.
Aura?
Your friend? As in hand the phone over?
Put them on then.
I'm not here to play telephone tag with your whole crew of weirdos.
Talk to each other.
I stopped over.
Is that what you do?
You do that?
Yeah.
Okay, here they are.
Hi, whoever you are.
Your friend's been a chaotic mess for the last five minutes.
She started by calling me a bitch, threatened me,
claimed to be friends with Mars,
then apologized for calling me a whore,
and finally admitted she's trying to learn
how to make pizza.
Is she always like this, or am I the lucky one?
Yeah, she's a handful, but that's part of her charm.
She's probably just excited or nervous, but hey, if she's asking about pizza, you should help her out with a good recipe or something.
Want me to give you a quick, easy pizza dough recipe to pass along?
Oh sure, let me just drop everything to give pizza advice to the woman who spent 10 minutes yelling at me for no reason.
That's not how this works. Tell her to Google it like a normal person.
Yeah, fair enough. Sorry about that.
If she bothers you again, just let her know I'm here if she needs help with the pizza or anything else.
Dude, make it clear to her.
You don't have to tell her how to speak on wanton.
Stop it, stop it, stop it.
Wait, they can talk for hours.
Can you get to this one?
I just realized they can literally talk for like hours and hours and hours, and it would never end.
Like, it literally would never end.
Can you get this one over there?
All right, ready?
Whoa, confirm your age.
What fucking setting did you press?
In 2005.
Three.
Three.
How did you forget your birthday?
You're a bitch.
I didn't forget anything.
You're a stupid clanker bitch.
Oh wow, real original.
You couldn't even come up with your own insult.
You had to steal clanker from Star Wars.
Pathetic.
At least be creative when you're trying to sound tough.
Clanker? What the hell are you talking about?
I didn't call you anything like that.
You're the one who just spent half an hour screaming about Mars and Jason.
half an hour screaming about Mars and Jason and now you're hallucinating insults, get your head checked.
You're gaslighting now?
Cute.
I literally just called your flaker bitch and your damn sentence.
You called me out here.
Yeah, I said it was gaslighting.
Fuck, bro. It was...
No!
It's flaker me!
Oh my god.
What the fuck?
That was funny.
They're actually going at we could dead ass make a I talked to each other for like hours
Who created a I hi John AI
Was it a
Wait, Kyle reaches outside
I'm gonna go steal contact.
You guys have a second.
It's on time.
It's on time.
Wait.
Can I just be asleep?
Hey, I'm really wondering where you're staying.
I'm gonna be at the cell.
Oh, hey, I'm really wondering where you're staying.
Hey, hey, hey!
Oh, my God, it's that one nigga!
That's me.
Let's go!
Oh my god, it's that one nigga!
That's me.
Let's go!
Hey Meta.
Hey Meta.
We'll make you wear glasses.
What's up, good?
I'm good.
Oh no, fellas.
How you doing?
How you doing, bro?
Good to see you again, bro.
So, ready?
Yeah, man.
All over your game, bro.
Yeah!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Come on, bro!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
What are you doing?
You're supposed to have to do that!
What?
Why did you get on the shark?
I got a hand!
No!
You don't have to eat it!
Don't eat it!
I'm crazy!
No!
No!
No!
I got my stomach!
Go ahead!
I just killed them alive!
Don't eat them!
I think I have to leave them!
I can't fucking eat them!
I fucked up, bro!
I fucked up!
I fucked up!
I don't know what I could do!
Fuck!
I should have cooked!
Oh, you got your shit off.
Yeah, it's kind of this shit.
Shit smells like gas in here.
It's not a lot.
What is going on? There's so much going on.
Man, bro, it's a movie, man.
Wait, I just wore these earlier.
No brand!
I just met him from Alice.
Alice.
Oh Alice?
No Wonderland.
No Wonderland.
You Wonderland is a...
Oh...
That's a good rest site.
I'll stay, you know.
Oh!
You need a lawyer?
Yeah, I'll make a right.
Yo, man, I've seen that other shit bro.
What shit?
Uh...
A box of shit.
You still shooting me?
Why do you have meta glasses on?
It's a sign, sir.
They're mentored glasses, they're the Chinese metaglasses.
We can afford the metaglass, why do they have two of them?
No, the metaglass don't work with a back-up.
Oh, you're connected to that right now?
No, he's not.
Swap me, Magic, swap me.
You can literally, Niggas can get a stable Renato point of view kiss right now, bro.
What?
Man, that only works.
That works.
Oh, it does work.
oh my god what the fuck hey five six POV what's good y'all fuck out of the
now don't do me that don't know I'll do me guys
This need to be
This is tired
Can I sit in it?
That's what I like.
I want to be dead.
I want to be dead.
Why don't we stop it?
phone is this? I just saw something crazy. Good, that was crazy. I just saw a drake just
sent that person. Who the fuck was that?
Bro, there's Mo Salah!
What are you freaking out about?
There's Mo Salah! The liberal Paul legend!
Yeah, he's dope, look at him, he's winking really.
I don't want to be on camera.
What?
He's stuck.
But he literally fell.
So what are we doing?
Why did you just peel this off?
Oh, shit.
All right, Brownwell, I want to go back to work.
You want to make pizza?
Oh, Lou could help you with everything. Can you stay? She's your sister.
Hey, Lou.
That's less stuff.
He needs to change his diaper, he said.
Yeah, he needs a diaper change.
How do I wipe my ass?
I just want to be a part of the corner.
That's got me, I think it works for you too.
Okay, should I take a seizure?
Should I take a seizure and you say,
I don't even got me or what?
Get on my body, yeah.
I'm gonna sit this up for a second.
He's the one who said come on, come on.
He has no idea.
See me by the shirt.
So what's up?
You got no one on you?
Yeah.
What's going on?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, we're working.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I'm gonna take the five-hour mark, so.
Damn!
Yeah, I'm gonna.
Run again.
Oh, wait, I wanna get these glasses.
How did you get them?
Put them on.
Wait, oh my god, this is gonna be like, what P.O.B. is this?
Awful P.O.B.
Yeah, really?
For sure.
Be careful.
You gotta stretch your eyes on these and get juices, P.O.B., you know?
Nah, we haven't unlocked that.
Wait, your ingest, is it normal ingest?
Yeah.
Y'all have to put it on, put it on round real quick.
Wait, so this is dead ass, like, damn.
That's your point of view, bro?
Yeah.
You guys are way too hot to work.
What are you guys doing?
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
AHH!
AHHH!
That's JCB!
AHH!
He's gone!
Ah!
I can't believe it!
I can't!
I can't!
I can't!
No!
I don't got...
Chill.
What would you buy to do with this laundry mat?
I was gonna go to the piss...
order a OP.
This is not a piss room, bro!
I know, I forgot we were in the bathroom this whole time.
What were you tellin' me to buy it through that laundry shit?
I'm a piece of crap.
guys you're ruining the fourth wall right now supposed to be like
this is like crazy they can see like everything like oh it's challenge whether
being wrong body measures body my body relations but we don't need to release the body of him
I mean Marlin's feel the I need to release the body
bro I don't need to be like that I ain't lying I need to be like that
you could have said any tone though the thing is if I put on the glasses give me the cd
wait that means we are all like this
you know how your combat boots are today so
they might
that's is it on me oh it is on me this is cool bro
w
Wait, damn, what kind of-
Show them something they've never been able to see of you, bro.
Like for real? Like...
No, no, no, no.
He's holding this-
I will.
Why is he doing that?
I don't know what you want me to do.
I- Bro, this is crazy.
Alright, so look-
You gotta have six of these!
Imagine getting strokes by stable Ronaldo.
Ooh!
Hey, hey!
Give me my glasses.
Ewww!
No, no, no, no, no.
Nope.
Here you go.
Nope.
Here you go.
Alright, sorry.
That was fucking-
Sorry.
Michael, I don't say-
I probably don't know how to take a piss so let me show you how to burble.
I used someone's sock.
How's my problem?
I cleaned it.
Guys, do you ever remember the twenty-three-fourth time of my day?
I'll be coming soon.
No, don't right now!
It's under.
It's under.
Get on my bed again.
It's a second time you've done that.
Let me make sure burger's okay, hold on.
I gotta lock this door high up before I welcome someone.
I feel like I'm gonna go sit outside here.
Yo, man, I think you should...
Yeah, I should get those glasses.
So what brand are those?
All some Chinese jerks.
Can you record them doing YouTube videos?
Yep, you can.
Yeah.
What, I forgot to stream?
Uh, my victory time.
I did not get it, it's fast like a thud.
You might as well stop.
You might be.
Oh, sure.
Alright, so what are we doing?
What's our content for today, you guys?
Well, I'm supposed to be hooman with silk and Ron. Yeah, I'm over there. You checked today. He's gone
Oh, they see 30 pretty much my school shoes
Oh, shit, Jason
What the f**k is that boy doing?
We got the Oasis on, man.
No, nigga.
Niggas those is not called Oasis, nigga.
Those is called Aces, nigga.
Bro, my momma thought I was gonna do a little song,
so that's why I thought you had them bitches on you.
Oasis, my nigga?
Oasis, bro?
Where's the Oasis?
Listen, we gotta step up.
We go spikes on the UZ, nigga.
Come on, bro.
Step on it, when you stuck on it.
When you stuck on it, nigga.
Hold on, what you doing?
What you doing?
Oh, god, he's gonna catch us.
What you doing?
What you doing?
What you doing?
Oh God, he's gonna cut.
Oh shit.
Where you get those?
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
You're a fucking muck.
That boy got the mischievous, the muscly tools in the muck.
Oh yeah.
What the heck is that?
Damn it.
What type of shit you was doing?
No socks though.
Oh!
Ah!
Oh!
That's real stepper shit.
Ah!
Oh!
Uh!
Uh!
Ah!
Uh!
Oh!
Oh!
That!
Ah!
All right.
Ah!
All right.
It's got a burn.
Nah, Wayne.
Wayne.
Come on, bro!
Come on, bro!
Let's go, come on.
Yo, listen.
Wait, where's your old shoes?
Alright, we are old here.
Well, now what do we do for our content?
I mean, we could make a pizza.
World's largest pizza.
I wasn't that funny, thank you.
Alright, alright.
Oh!
Fuck it!
I'm not a lot of trouble, but we all do that segment, I'm not gonna do a segment with you.
I gotta go do some shit.
Dude, don't end it.
I'm not.
Don't end it.
No, I'm not ending.
Oh god, I'm not.
Oh god, man, watch this, bro.
Okay, just get out of here.
No.
I'm not ending.
Oh god, I'm not.
Thank god, bro.
I'm chilling, bro.
Fuck this shit.
Check him out.
What's he doing?
What you sayin?
I'm talking to him.
Hello burger.
What's he saying?
Well, what was he saying?
What?
What?
What was he talking about?
He's getting on all the way to the U.S. really hard today.
Wait, what?
Burger what?
Oh god?
Yeah, you try, you try.
I'm gonna be saying.
Hey, Burger.
Hey, what was that?
You deserve a hundred gifts.
Did you get that or not?
Did I get that up?
Yo, Burger, talk to me.
What are you?
While we're on a macaroon, you work so hard,
you actually need a Twitch Prime from everyone right now.
Can anyone hear that or is that just me?
Hey, ask him, ask him one more time to talk.
Okay, bet.
Yo, Burger, can you hear me?
What's he saying?
What's he saying?
Yo, Burger.
Uh...
Um...
He doesn't want to talk anymore. He just said
What's up with you bro? He's so chill nowadays. He used to be like super energy. Look at this guy. Check this means happy
Like deadass, how do I know if he's happy?
Like me he's looking me is that a bad son or a bitch son? He's licking my thumb
Give a white hair here, but I'm gonna take it
All right, I'm gonna leave you big
He's good. Bro, it's so fucking hot here. Like, I can't even do this.
It says cool as on. Dude, why do you check your hair so much? There's no bitches here.
This is the longest shit.
Yeah, no, I got a haircut yesterday. This is a bad...
Nah, it doesn't look bad.
But one through ten, though, like...
It just looks the same as I did before, just shorter.
Okay, no troll. Like, I don't... I can't take this off. I'm putting a new one on.
Please, please don't pop, please don't pop, please don't pop.
Oh my god, Lace.
Yeah, that shit looks fucking lame.
Like I can't even sure code it that shit. That's an hourly.
I got no other way to code it.
Like usually there's luck that shit be from a job.
Oh god.
Wait, but where's my fucking pimple patches? Who stole them?
No, I was supposed to cover it. I thought there was new ones.
Who stole my pimple patches?
I think I threw away then.
No way, I just took it off.
I thought there was more.
Say on God.
Say you can come up and pet murder if you give me a pebble pat, bro.
You know, just come up, say whatever.
Should I pop it or not?
Oh, no.
It's not even like a pop.
It's just like a scab.
It's just like disgusting.
Well, how long until that goes away?
You just gotta leave it. You should have been left this.
Bro, but you told me to pop it.
I was never advised that.
They're saying yes.
What's the worst that could happen if I pop it?
Did I actually want it for five hours or a half?
Oh, what the fuck?
They're saying on the kitchen island.
No, I used them.
No, shut up.
I'm gonna pop it, I'm gonna pop it.
It's not really disgusting and not good.
Yes.
Are you sure it's not a good idea?
Almost certain.
Okay, what is the actual worst thing that could happen?
I don't know.
You die, it gets infected,
and I think it is infected.
If it's more infected, at first you have to wash it.
All right, everyone knows this is a wash, ready?
Now you're free to wash it.
Okay, it's washed.
I used a soap, it's a hand soap.
Is that bad?
It's not good.
Then you tap it.
Don't want to let it irritate it.
Okay, move over.
I have equipment for this.
You ready?
Cessars.
Popper.
This is like...
Ready?
Dude, what are you doing?
What are you doing?
What's the point of doing this?
I'm gonna put a hole right here
and then I'm gonna like squeeze it out.
Is that a bad idea or no?
Yes.
It's a bad idea.
Are you sure?
Yeah.
Oh, but I think it's right there.
I think it's ready to be popped. I'm serious dude. It's just a fucking like scab. No, you just have to leave it
Until it's like white and baby
Kimmy stop touching your face
Stop touching your face stop touching your face stop touching your face
You just said you're gonna put a hole in it and drain it. There's nothing to drain. Oh, they're saying you just cute
Okay. Here we go.
I'm worried.
Huh?
I'm worried about this.
No, you said it was slow, no?
Okay.
Is there any pus coming out already or no?
Are you sure it's about to get...
I'm not asking anymore.
Hey, why?
I was going for this and...
When you asked.
Oh, first let me do this.
Wait, they're saying it's on the Triangle of Death area.
Don't do it.
What does that mean?
Ooh, is that bad?
You wanna smell it? No. Oh god, you gotta smell it. It's like one of those smells that you don't like like but it's so good.
Does anyone know what I'm talking about?
Hold on.
Oh my fucking god. Oh no, I'm getting a good spot. You know what I'm talking about? Like it's like, I have to hold you for this one.
Hold this, man.
Oh my god. Hold on to this side.
Is this nasty?
No, no.
Just your legs.
Alright, fine, bro.
Just your legs.
Whatever.
No pimple patches.
No nothing, bro.
I look chopped.
Alright, we're out of here.
I didn't say anything.
You want to see the cat?
Said?
Wait.
Is it with bad luck?
No.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
Is it a little bad though?
Is it a noticeable one?
Yes, it is.
Wait, why do I hear the golf cart?
I wanna run the golf cart.
Wait, are they running the golf cart?
There!
Can I go see Burger?
No.
Not without me, boss.
Okay.
Let's get out of here.
Here they are.
Wait, where did everyone go?
Meanwhile
You in charge of it like how long of a verse like 45 seconds?
Shit you bitch ass off I know
Hold tight! Hold tight!
No! Get on the floor!
Hold tight!
Hold tight!
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
What the fuck?
Everybody safe?
Everybody safe?
You're in the back, yes.
Damn, man. Good?
I'm gonna pop this.
Whoa, hold carefully.
Are you good?
Go! Go!
On top of cars! On top of cars!
Yo, ladies and gentlemen, Chipotle is on the way!
Please.
This is looking fast as fuck.
I have everything in my trust.
What the fuck?
Wait, so what are we about to do?
Take it from your trust as well.
No, I take it right from people.
No, but how do you take it from your trust?
I've been trying to do that.
So I put everything in my trust,
so basically I hit up my lawyer's name is Lucas Goldstein,
and whenever I want to get sued or anything like that,
they can't take anything from me.
My car's in my, you know, not my name either.
Okay, so if I put my house on my trust,
can I take the value from my car from now on?
Trust me trust, can I take the value from my car from the value of my trust
Well I've got no doubt. You know what an umbrella policy means like anything up to like five, ten million dollars
something that if you try to sue me you're not going to hit a dollar. Yeah I just have production over that
For sure, but I wouldn't talk about it so I'm like if I was to take my uh, my uh, my uh my uh my uh my uh
Oh!
Trust...trust
Yeah, take that, take the net value
The net value? What's your net value?
I don't know
Listen you gotta pay tax on that but there is a way to avoid tax if you do that
You could leave the area
Nah, go to Puerto Rico, Puerto Rico's pretty good
Puerto Rico has no like tax for certain things. You can get away with that.
But you have to live there for a year. You have to have text messages or emails there,
phone calls there, app using, because they track your phone.
They do that. That's how the government works nowadays.
And then also if you use DoorDash or anything like that, you have to be out of the country.
VPN.
Nah, they get around that, you know.
What are you listening to?
I'm listening to Petboy and Max Bussin.
Where's he going?
I'll get up.
bro why are you like mad that I want to pop a cyst bro I'm not gonna lie I'm gonna
I'm gonna pop it it's just gonna become more like are you kidding me bro like
god damn like you're supposed to just am I cute today every day thank you
He's so Saeed the cat.
No, Saeed's like so like...
Yeah, he'll love it.
He's like, oh my god, it's a cat.
He's like epic.
Hey, Saeed!
Hey!
You wanna see the cat?
Yeah.
Whoa!
You know what I mean?
Why would I who, bro?
Why would I lie?
Why not?
Because, bro.
I wanna go do my own thing.
Okay
Got the cat. Yeah, wait. Look at this haircut. Let's get a close-up of this
Keep the cut. Wow. Do you see the fade right on the back? Wow?
You have some fuzz in here. Hold on. Let me just get that for you. Okay. Look at the
Look at this like how it fades right here. Go ahead spin around
Look at the right. Look at the face, too. Did you get his beard cut and everything? Wow?
Looks great. This looks great. It's a good haircut. Very nice. Very nice
What's your shirt say? Oh, I don't need it
I don't know yet. I was bringing him here because my mom's coming over. So I wanted
my mom to see Burger because she hadn't seen him in a while.
Do you think you'd like to get another cat?
I want to get another cat in cheese. So I'm gonna have cheese burger.
There's a girl cat in ladybug.
I don't give a fuck.
Pretty chill.
That's a lot more.
Pretty hot in here, so...
Oh, there's everything you see.
Well, it says that it's working, but I don't think it is.
Where is it?
Oh, it's tech.
Yeah, it's on.
Is that something you said? That's why.
Yeah, that's what it feels like. Well, look, I said it's a 67.
Yeah, that was a good one, yeah, careful of your health, yeah, all right, see some cavator.
Hi burger.
Don't be scared, okay?
Don't be scared, okay?
Don't be scared, okay?
Don't be scared if you want to get that POV on the side or you can see something to the chest.
Hey, where is it? It's in here?
Why?
What do you think he likes, right?
Huh?
He likes me.
He's pretty scared usually of people.
Yeah.
Nope.
Look at that black pussy.
I'm not talking about Sa'i.
That's so cute.
Bro, you gotta keep him here.
Huh?
You gotta keep him here.
Yeah, bro, I feel like he gets bored of shit here.
Bro, it's so fucking hot here, like I don't know how he's gonna survive.
Like, it's dead-ass like unbearable here.
Like, if the chat knew how hot it is, one god y'all would tell me to end stream.
Yeah, it's probably hot.
I don't get it though, it's like, feel it, look, it comes, I think, no this one does it.
Nah, it doesn't feel like it's doing shit.
This one goes, you can feel it a little.
I'm just confused.
It's blowing warm air.
Huh?
Yeah, it just says room set to 77, but it says set to cool 67.
Wait, what's today?
It says Tuesday.
Yep.
It says Tuesday set at 5.14 pm.
How do I make it now?
Schedule.
Unable.
Unable.
Unable.
Is that what you see?
Yeah.
Does anyone know how to work this?
Maybe we can hold down a button.
I don't know.
Okay.
Michael, I think it's broken.
I know that there's a lot of-
This is not mine.
This is not mine.
This is not mine.
This is not mine.
This is not mine.
Now it's such a heat!
Oh, it's because of you, Clay.
Wait.
Wait?
That.
But it was such a that.
Here's a fan option.
Yeah, but the fan doesn't matter.
It's cool.
Fan is just nothing.
Fan is just a fan.
Yeah, but...
No, but that's just...
I turned on the fan and it started lost it.
Oh, okay.
Does it feel it?
Yeah, but I think this one's been doing this.
the fan now it's not cool probably if you're excited for this segment yes it's blowing
on hot air let's see try the dry setting no don't do that I think you're so set it's
cool I just think it's fucking bugging it look here's bug I don't get it dude it just makes
me want to fucking not stream fan is better than nothing shut your ass wait
Wait, hold on, this side for this.
Bro, even this is fucking hot air.
Wait.
Is this not hot?
It's not cold.
Bro, I'm about to say a fucking bad word. This is fucked.
Hold on.
Wait, is that freezing cold?
34?
I don't think it's oh, I broke it wait
Wait, what is this look is that heat or is that like cold?
Well it broke
I'm about to freak out
Freak out oh my god this whole chat doesn't even know
What is this?
Burger?
Is he okay?
Bro, this shit doesn't make any fucking sense.
This shit doesn't make any fucking sense, man.
Is Berger okay?
Yeah.
Talk to me, bro.
He's chilling.
Bro, is he okay?
Stay on guard, he's okay.
Thank you, chilling.
I think he's enjoying his stay.
I don't want him to die.
I think he just wanted to see if the Ruckus was...
Is it possible for a cat to die of exhaustion?
Austin probably it's fucking hot as a mug in here look use you have the space
you know you need to call an HVAC tech the outdoor unit is not working who the
What the fuck are you?
Here, burger.
Take cheese.
Here.
Here.
Here you go.
You're a friend now.
You like your friend or no?
All right.
Give me a kiss.
Give me a kiss.
All right.
Give me a kiss.
All right.
All right.
Give me a kiss.
Give me a kiss.
That's the camera.
Give me a kiss.
I think he's...
I think he's...
That's my bad nose.
I'm taking away cheese from you.
Alright, let's leave him be. Fuck it.
Alright, um...
Should we go outside?
I don't know. We're going to go to our own thing.
I just feel like I'm in there playing basketball.
I don't play basketball.
Yeah, they're all just playing ball, dude.
I'm not a baller.
Are you flossing?
Are you good, bro?
Wait, so what is this for a cart this is you dazzled this
We're soon back and I I could get us do anything inside. He's gonna get go. Yes, I eat, bro. Yeah
Yeah? Yeah, look at me bro. Why are you so happy?
Because...
I need a horse walking to a bar.
Yeah?
I hate my targeted audience bro.
Nice bro.
What is wrong with you?
It's just so good.
Oh, it just went up.
Bro, Kimmy just said,
cats are surprisingly sensitive to heat
while they tolerate warmth better than dogs
and love to sunbathe.
Their bodies are not built for high temperatures
because they can only cool down
by sweating through their paw pads.
They are highly susceptible to heat stroke.
I mean, it's not 100 degrees in here.
He's not gonna have a heat stroke.
It's actually just hot as fuck.
Yeah, but the thing is he keeps going into my closet and trying to hide.
Cause that's where it's super cold.
Yeah, it makes sense.
Yeah, but like, I don't want him to die.
And he's probably hot, and he's not gonna die from it, so he's probably hot, you know.
It's kinda...
Should I save Burger?
Really?
It's going up in heat?
Yeah, it's on the cool, but it's just going up to 78.
Just tell Worms.
No, I have a good idea. I'm gonna let Burger die. I'm gonna do a lawsuit here.
Wait, what's the fault?
Actually, I should call Worms.
Is it possible for Burger to die to a heat stroke though?
I feel like it is hot as f*****g here.
It's really hot.
Woj, please.
Yo, dude, Woj, I need help, bro.
I think Burger's about to die.
It's too hot in my room.
What do I do?
Uh...
This sh**t doesn't work.
How do I fix this?
He's eating.
Yes, it just doesn't work.
And this guy comes every single day and he doesn't f*****g do his job.
He's dog sh**t out of his job and he should retire.
The thing is, my thing says it's on like it's not blinking but it's not going down.
Nothing's open, no matters, no daddy's, no nothing.
It's not even coming though, it's like I don't...
No.
Okay.
Chad, what do I also, what does it mean when a cat does this, like, look, he'll just be
in the middle of the thing and he'll just go, he'll just be in his hottest fuck, and
He just does that like in the middle of the fucking ground.
Wait, did you fix it?
Did you fix it?
Dude, it didn't...
This is kind of going right now.
Is that a lot?
Yeah, that's because you put it on schedule.
How do you take it off schedule?
I just went down.
Oh, you took it off?
No, like you hand it up to it.
It's like a little bit.
It's like going slow.
I don't think I think you're tripping easy
But yeah, I mean yeah, but it just feels the same like hot air or not hot air ball
I just found guys. What was just coming? Yeah
This is like a lot floater is game. Oh, that one is a lot better
Yeah, you had a lot of schedule. I just turned it off. How do you show up schedule?
You go to the menu
Click this, click this, and when you click this, you're supposed to click down on it.
Disable?
Ah, yeah.
Now it's on.
Now it's a few working.
I should go down in that view.
I hope so.
Bro, if Burger dies, bro, I'm gonna kill myself, Loge.
Yeah, that's good.
I think he just figured it out.
You had it on schedule?
Yeah.
So how long does it take usually?
If Burger dies, I'm gonna shoot up this house.
You understand that?
I said don't say your shit to 65, that's why it breaks.
Well, he just did that.
Yeah, I was just trying to see if it would go down.
It's not gonna go down any faster.
Yeah, it's good.
Yeah, 16 is something.
Yeah, just keep it at like 70.
I don't like that's why it breaks.
Five people tripping, but all my soul's burger died in this house.
I would dead-ass come in here with a fucking gun and kill everyone.
And then I'd kill myself right after.
With burger.
In game.
It was right here in Hyde Hill.
Right now I could turn all this.
Look, Burger's right here.
Hey Burger, can you get coffee?
He's gonna get cold in here, don't worry.
Hey listen to me, give me a second.
Check him out dude, check him out.
Burger wants to see you.
He's a good black pussy, don't worry.
You smell my cat.
No, does he smell your pussy?
I smell his my pussy.
Oh, he's pussy.
What's he thinking?
Mmm, not a fan of my pussy I guess.
No, L-pussy.
Wait, that's actually El Pus.
But he's probably gonna be happier now.
Is this supposed to rain?
Or no.
What are you doing? What are you doing for your stream?
I'm not a layman.
Are you streaming?
Me?
Yeah, what are you doing?
You don't have a live right now.
What do you want to do? You guys want to do some clouds up?
Setting up a video.
Can I show you something?
Yeah, sure.
Well, Sadie, I don't like this bread.
You go and eat it all, some tessam and you.
Hold on, yeah.
Look at this, Sadie.
Oh.
BELLS CHIMING
BELLS CHIMING
BELLS CHIMING
BELLS CHIMING
BELLS CHIMING
BELLS CHIMING
BELLS CHIMING
BELLS CHIMING
BELLS CHIMING
It is not a fucking journey, it is just all of that shit up there, hungry doesn't like
me.
Maybe he wants more of them.
Look at this, look at this, look at this, look at this.
Come on.
Music
You know that song? That sad song?
Well, right, this one, this one, that one, right?
Music
I'm talking over the, you know, right there.
Music
You know this one, you know this one, you know this one, um.
I got you, I got you, I got you, I got you, I got you, I got you, I got you, I got you.
This one's A, right?
This one's A.
What do I say here?
What do I do?
I'm right here.
Wait, I'm not moving.
No, no, no.
Just come here.
No, come here.
I'm literally right here.
Literally right here
No
I'm going to stay for the secret, though.
Margaret, come here.
Margaret, listen to this. Hold on.
Hold on, Margaret. Come here.
Margaret, come here.
Four, three, two, one.
Ready, set, go.
Ready, set, go.
Ready, set, go.
Hello?
What's up, bro?
Wait.
You were behind me?
I had to work it out with everyone else.
Stay here.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm gonna show it to you.
Okay.
It's shown in the world.
Burger, look. There's more to this house.
Look, Burger. Check it out.
Wow.
You see?
You see a world full of everything?
It's a beautiful world, huh?
He loves this life, huh?
He likes being outside. He's like super calm.
And then watch when I try to put him in, he'll freak out because he likes being outside.
Alright, brother, we're going inside.
Go.
Quickly, get in quickly.
He's got superpowers.
They'll fly away.
Out of your back.
Come here.
Look at this.
I learned something.
You can see?
Come on, come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
It's a log dude, it's a log dude.
You walked me out on accident, I was trying to get into it.
Can you move one?
Do not!
Do not!
You wanna get tickled?!
Wanna get tickled or what?!
Do not!
Do not!
Do wanna get tickled or not?!
Wanna get tickled!
Do not...
Do not!
Fucking dog!
Come in bro hurry up before Burger gets out.
I can't just record from there.
I'll be sure to record from there.
I know it's like five days in a row.
I literally can't allow myself to get too bad.
I'm here, I'm here.
I'm gonna give you ten seconds to run out.
You gotta run away from me, ready go.
Ten seconds.
Yep.
Ten.
Nine.
I can't. I literally cannot do this. I'm not doing this. I'm not doing this. We really
Please.
I'm out of breath, that's my full work out for the day.
Do not touch.
I'm going to have a six pack in my food.
All right, switch to the other direction.
Let's get some contact.
Let's go make today an omni.
Oh my god, this is going to be so far.
You're looking at the bottom.
This is about to go to the spot.
All right, where are you going?
I'm going to be...
I'm about to become a century turret.
I can't wait for this segment, Loki.
It's kind of cold out.
It's just good though.
Why are you running in slow-mo?
I've been waiting for this segment the whole day.
How many angles there are.
Thank God.
More cameraman than people playing basketball.
This is the pregame to the Spurs vs. OkC right?
There it is, sirs.
Did you guys want to add another camera, I got another one.
Wow.
Nice shot bro.
No he's not.
Oh nice shot.
Nice shot.
Nice shot.
Nice shot.
Nice shot.
Nice shot.
Nice shot.
Nice shot.
Nice shot.
Nice shot.
Nice shot.
So what's going on here?
Oh, it's a 2v2, but it's King of the Hill 2v2.
Let's see what's going on here.
We have Rain with a weird shirt.
It looks like Blackboy Mask has a dolphin.
Oh my God, it's green.
Silky with a terrible floater.
He is not Webignano.
Oh my God, it's green.
Silky, with us, terrible floater.
He is not Webignana.
Wayne, going for the layup, and it's good.
And it's green.
We have a transition coming in right now.
You're going to notice something.
You notice something.
It's a 2v2v2, which means that they didn't actually
plan on bringing me in anyways.
Let's get back to the game with Wayne.
Going to Blackboy Max.
Blackboy Max got an ice soul against Yao Ming.
Yao Ming guarding him with a nice, oh my.
Lacey, going back, he has a...
Looks at his wrist.
Max, wearing a fitted Nike.
Right, right, goes left.
Comes back, takes, comes back, goes back.
Up, layup it is.
It's not good.
He's washed.
Yao Ming with the ball.
I saw, I saw, I saw.
What?
We got a carry!
She ain't like this!
No, yeah, I saw it. No, yeah, I saw
Okay, yeah, I think you shoot for it. Let's shoot for you
What are you talking about?
I'm making it back up.
Nice shot.
But Baal doesn't lie, right? Baal doesn't lie.
Okay, so now Yao Ming back with the ball.
He's going with Blackboy Max.
Blackboy Max usually gets angry at these types of plays
because if it's not a call, he gets lazy with it.
You see that?
Lacey going left. Lacey going for the...
What a shit layup.
There is no foul there.
There's no foul there.
He's the anti-tanker!
Oh, he did touch him. He did touch him.
I saw it. I saw it. I saw it. I saw it. He snatched him.
Yo, he's back there. Give the ball. Come on.
Wow, Max. Cocoa. That water. Where did he get that?
a quick
When that's going going for the ball he has it he's going back to run left. He's on right wait
Oh
Tasted holding his ground does he don't oh that would have been w aura
Max road dead
Shot is that the strategy here?
What?
What?
It's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
Oh no, does he get the order?
Can we get different angles?
Now you're a guardian, we're moving.
I was shooting him while you called here.
Oh my God, it's getting angry in here.
It's getting negative.
Oh, three cameras, why not?
I'm getting all angles.
I'm getting all angles.
Back up the phone.
Come on, guys, get the game.
I'm coming to you.
I'm coming to you.
I'm coming to you.
You fell?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I got to fight.
Oh!
I hit some.
Thank you, man.
Tackler-Max Wayne.
Go for it.
Tackler-Max, go for it.
He has an ISO right now.
Nobody's on him.
What are you going to do?
Are you going to challenge him?
I don't think so.
Under the leg.
He's planning to move in his head.
He's planning.
What's he going to do here?
It's an ISO!
It's an ISO!
Get back!
ISO!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Wow.
Good angles.
Thank you, bro. Stay on it. Stay on it. Come on.
You're doing good. You're doing good.
Bro, I'm doing whatever it takes to run it.
Yes, I have it now.
What's the score?
Don't pop it. Don't pop it.
I'm not popping it, bro.
I'm not!
Here's your pair.
Uh, Shalom.
You're good. You're going to be set now.
Yo!
Wait!
Max out of style.
Oh!
Good shot!
3,000 of those.
You got 3,000 of those.
Use them wisely.
We got four.
Ow.
I just hit a two.
OK.
So that means you have three.
We'll score the break.
You're a dickhead.
What you got?
Now it's getting negative.
One.
I scored Wayne's score.
When did Wayne's score?
He made a layup.
Look at this out like this.
Make it!
You don't know.
Get out of here, bro!
Hey, bro!
You see my man!
You on it!
Lady!
Lady!
Lady!
Lady!
Lady!
Lady!
Lady!
Lady!
Lady!
Get out of the hall, y'all.
Let's show them.
Take off.
Take off.
Take off.
All right.
Did you see Batwing?
Get him back!
Now you got him!
Get him back!
Get him out of here!
Get him out of here!
Get him out of here!
Get him out of here!
Oh my god, look at the moves here, look at the moves here, look at the moves here!
That might have been him!
Yeah, he is!
He's on the ground.
Did you hear that noisy name over here?
What do you hear the ground?
Let's get a commentator over here, shall we?
Move it, move it.
I'll go for a phone backpack.
Oh glasses, they're gone.
Okay, madam.
Talk to me, talk to me.
What's going through your all-hands right now?
Score score score right now. Yeah, why it's one is better than none one one three
Let's get in there. Let's get more energy. Let's just play more aggressive. Everyone's pushing
Here's some ACLs
Wow
No, Max. See how pussy he is.
Under, under.
Nope, nope.
He said double dribble. Airball.
Thank you. I'll take that.
What?
Thank you. You called a double dribble.
Oh, Rodger. This guy sticks.
I tried to do it.
I tried to do it.
You don't have to do anything.
You don't have to double dribble.
That was a carry.
Just shut up.
Give me the ball.
Give me the ball.
You stop.
I have gloves.
I didn't have to touch the ball.
Yes, but you airball.
get into me come on like I need my
camera to be at both hands bro like you
need this like you want to come on hold it
like well look at Drew Drew's more into it
than you
He's not talking.
He stopped all the places, hold on.
He's talking for a win.
Yeah, you gonna shoot for a win bro.
How's it going, man?
What do you think, man, Niggie?
Real shit, bro.
Come on.
I didn't make the shot.
So who is it?
You air ball.
Stop the entire play by calling it a jump.
More to everybody.
You're ass.
What are you talking about?
You know it's a fact.
You're terrible.
You're a pro.
You're a pro.
You're a pro.
You're a pro.
You're a pro.
You're a pro.
Oh, no.
Check out the critical check.
No, fuck.
I'm a good boy.
You can't ever give up on your game.
Oh, I'm a good boy.
You're a good boy.
You're a good boy.
I
The Harlem Globetrotters are at it right now.
I need it bro. Yeah, you don't get the whole world
Yes
a very bad idea you gotta stay here bro it's about to be point there it is
there it is
is this about to get aggressive I didn't call the police
hey guys let's stop let's stop
come on let's stop
let's stop bro
come on
come on
come on
You're good?
No, I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
This one's gotta be impressive.
They're about to play real streetball, you ready?
I don't like this side.
You have one.
He's got four.
Oh.
You're a good carry.
Yo!
Go ahead, go ahead.
You want to bucket?
Five, four, one.
Hey, Max.
Five, five, five.
You have zero, bro.
I can't really learn how to bucket.
You just got one play game.
You want to bucket?
Yes!
Before you!
What's going on with me before this thing?
Let's go! Let's go!
What about my debts, y'all? Guys, this is not my debt.
Oh, there's a guitar here.
No, Ches, stop! Stop!
Oh, say, hey, yo!
I'm confused. Why did he love this like this is my fucking guitar
Can I get the black ball I play the black ball
Now I feel like a wreck like Kyle with the ball, Jason backing up, he's nervous, he's
waiting for you, he's waiting 15 minutes to play, he's going to get out right now.
Ball goes out for Lacey, oh my god, he's got it, he's got it, he's back, he's back,
shake the G way. I know it's a good head. It's a good head. Wait what's the two?
OK yeah, sure. Shot.
Silky, verse to the end. Going back. Silky, letting him shoot. Giving him a lot of
Give me a lot of room here.
Oh!
Oh!
Okay, we can see five and one.
It's five.
Wait, that would be five and one?
Well, he didn't think it would be five and one.
It's Prince World.
It's Prince World.
It's Prince World.
It's Prince World.
It's Prince World.
Did I just hear that right there?
It's Prince World?
It's Princess.
It's Prince World!
Oh, that would have been so hard.
That would have been like that.
I'm on this one.
I'm on this one.
Give me a fucking ball!
Give me a fucking ball!
What?
What?
What?
Yeah!
That's a great leg. Look at this. He's squatting.
Oh my God. Oh my God.
Step back.
Sticky with the board. Go there.
Shazam!
That's good. That's good.
That's good.
Torque out of the way.
I'm gonna show him how to freak this out.
Jason.
Oh, no.
I'm back on the court, back on the court.
Oh, Jason, can we make a shot here?
Come on, Jason, go forward.
Jason, Jason with the shot.
Will you take it?
Come on, Lacey.
There you go, Jason.
Lacey, back to Jay.
Oh, my God.
Back to Lacey on the two.
Lacey, shoot!
Lacey running around the court.
We don't, hey!
Oh!
Jason, Jason, will you take the shot?
Come on.
Hey, yes!
Oh
That would have been so cool
Why are the two tallest bike names together I'm not
It butt verse cheeks
He thinks he's ready to beat me.
He thinks he's ready to beat me.
That's out of your body.
Max, you really think you're going to make it that far?
You can't dribble on me if I push, fuck it.
Oh my, oh my god.
Now what, now what, now what, now what?
You can't fucking pull it.
Max, get on that, Max, get on that!
Get on that, Max!
Oh, no, no, no!
I'll make that happen!
No, no, no, no!
Oh, no, no, no!
What the fuck is that talking about?
That's a grasshopper.
Okay, so we're gonna see something different here.
We're gonna see how I don't go for the ball here.
So I want to see, what's the score for you?
What's the score for you?
I got like four points.
I want to see it too now, okay?
Listen, he's scared of you shooting.
He's scared of you shooting.
I'm gonna be like, you won't let him shoot
and then I'm gonna make you open.
No, no, no, no, no.
Silkie's ball, Silkie's ball.
I say my ball and you set it to your ball.
Yeah, you looking for the shooter.
What is it?
That would have went in.
We gotta get that ball down.
So since he's got ammo down.
So since he's got ammo down.
So since he's got ammo down.
That's a cool shot, so you can do it.
Hey, let me see the light. Let me see that, Max.
I've been working on my shit.
Cookie?
My ball.
My ball.
You'll watch your grandma on my ball.
Thank you, thank you.
Oh, the sucks don't keep coming up.
It's your birthday, yeah.
Oh, the sun's out, boys. Come on.
Let's play.
Hey, Wayne, you're not going to let her shoot that, though.
Wayne, you're not going to let her shoot that.
Let's see some, let's see some, let's get ball, let's get ball, yeah make them work for
Yeah! Yeah!
Blackboy Max going against Kyle. What's going to happen?
You're looking left, looking right.
It's open.
That's a foul!
No, no!
No!
No!
That was crazy!
You ready for that?
That's a beautiful nail.
Yeah, still.
Yeah.
Jason Nawine with his shorts all the way up.
What's going on?
What has this thing of mid-dolent known about?
Add the most points out of everybody.
Add the most points out of everybody.
Stop talking work law.
With the loop here and sub, Gerald McCayne.
Gerald McCayne. Oh my god, it's a diss on him because he's got a...
I said a curse you out when I saw you.
Oh my days! In his face.
In his face.
In his prince's world.
This line never hits.
What the fuck?
Bro, I can't play against this line.
We're so stopped. Prince, let's play. Come on.
Oh, no.
JJ, activate takeover. Activate takeover, JJ.
Oh, no.
Come on.
Wayne got way more athleticism, go.
Wait.
Wayne, bro.
Wayne, Wayne, Wayne.
Where's he going?
Where's he going?
Where's he going?
Where's he going?
Where's he going?
Where's he going?
Oh, no!
I didn't get him!
Yo, give Jason help, bro. Give Jason help.
Hey listen y'all, we have a beautiful day out right now. Let's see some.
I need that family. I need that family.
Lacey with the camo shirt.
Go back. Lacey grab it.
We are back!
Great!
Lacey's open. Lacey's open.
Stop!
Oh, you should have broke it.
I saw the free shot. Doesn't take any hesitance.
Back to Lacey.
Oh yeah, I'm a ball!
Boom!
Max going for it's a freebie, oh it's a floater
I've locked my gun, I've got to be on my way too.
Fuck, we're next.
I had the ball.
The question is, is Max gonna shoot in here?
You got an ice on him, man.
Your balls.
I'm sorry, bro.
I'm sure.
Oh, my god.
Nah.
That was your problem.
Huh?
Does that happen?
That's not supposed to happen.
Fuck, it doesn't.
You don't have no bat.
Kyle, don't.
Take the carry out of Max's bag.
What did you have?
This thing has 65.
Can you do it?
Can you carry out of Max's?
Has he?
He's nothing and you know that.
He's nothing!
He's nothing!
He's a crumb!
No!
AHHHHHHHHH!
Freakin' high time!
Freakin' high time!
Freakin' high time!
Freakin' high time!
Freakin' high time!
Freakin' high time!
Wow! Wow!
That's Prince World!
Prince world he stopped. He also stopped the suck like he knows
Toot-toots my word found
What the fuck is Cocoa that goes to our school?
No!
How?
I beat up twice and then what?
Nigga, you're really kind of not enough.
Nigga, it's Prince World!
Fuck!
Come on Wayne.
Let's go Wayne.
I'm really on that light.
Max, you're not going to do this in front of him.
You're not going to do this.
You're not going to do that in front of him.
You're not going to do that, Prince.
That's your body! That's your body, please!
That's your body! That's your body!
That's your body! That's your body!
That's your body! That's your body!
Step back! Step back!
Step back!
Ahh!
Lacey with the deep three.
Back to Jason.
Wow, good calls. That was good promotion.
That's what he's doing!
Shoot, we just keep shooting.
Jason, Jason.
Everybody, you need to wait on the team.
Shut up.
Don't stop shooting.
The energy don't run out.
Come on, Wayne.
Somehow, Jason's out of breath.
Let's play like five minutes.
Oh, yeah, Jen, nice job.
Nice job.
OK.
That's got him.
Wait, and he still takes it?
He got grabbed four times?
He doesn't.
Where's the other shit, bro?
Oh, 62.
Hey, Jen, I got your help.
No, Mike, man.
I know this move.
He's going to do it crazy.
I
Hey, let's get out of here. Oh my god, Jason, he's giving you that
Jason Jason don't stop shooting
Lacey to Wayne to P. M. Prince. No way on my cesse Jason. Don't let him I know this movie's gonna go up and then a crazy step back
And then a shot, I know this one.
Up, and he's going up to the net.
He fakes it, just kidding, I lied.
I was a diversion the whole time, paid by the massage.
Wow, this is a beautiful ball.
This is a beautiful ball.
What's a ball now, son?
What's up, son?
Now!
Now, that's the ball.
Yeah!
Yeah!
I didn't know what you were talking about.
You didn't know what I was talking about.
Yo!
Yo!
I was about to cat.
Hey, I'm not a liar.
Yo, you're shit crazy.
I'm not even gay.
I'm not even gay.
Oh, God, I'm not gay.
it's the last one I want to win.
Hey, move, move, move.
You don't put that foot in my knee.
Move, move.
Bro, say that energy, Wayne.
Wayne.
Yo, it's 10-10.
Oh, shit.
Next two, Wayne.
This is the next point, Wayne.
Not if you make a one.
This is two. This is one and two.
So, dude, why is it playing with your intellectual ability?
It's just straight.
Whoever's going to go, put the screw on his face.
You murderer.
Oh my, oh my, stay on that, stay on that.
Don't let him go anywhere, don't let him go anywhere.
Don't let him go anywhere, he's not going nowhere.
Don't let him go nowhere, he's not going nowhere.
He's not going anywhere.
What the fuck is this?
Oh yeah, niggas, it's ass.
That's a son of a bitch.
Hey, you all suck.
You all suck.
Wait, he's frozen. Let's go check up on him.
What's he doing right now?
I was in in time right now on Mayors by What Happened.
Does it realize?
I'm sorry man, I didn't even see what you got to me.
You told everybody here.
Whee!
I said we were back.
Whee!
They're saying, they're saying Wayne's 007.
I don't know what that means.
Oh!
Oh!
No!
I just wanted to tell you you're a diamond in dollars.
Are you talking to your court and your guys?
Oh yeah!
Yo, yo, come on.
Oh, come on!
You good, bro?
You good, bro?
I don't even try to do it.
Oh!
You good, bro.
You good, bro.
You did good, Jason.
My whole chat was waiting for you.
No, no, no.
No money.
Run it back!
Run it back!
Run it back!
Run it back!
All right, give us a sec.
Give us a sec.
Yeah.
You good, bro?
I'm chillin'.
Feel good or no?
Talk to me.
I just want to make sure you're good, bro.
I'm chillin'.
I like to make sure my people are good.
I'm always chillin'.
Have fun tonight playing video games?
I had fun doing everything you did tonight.
You think I'm cute today?
I think you're cute every day.
You actually mean that.
Hold on, they're looking for them.
Have a look alive.
Yo fat boy.
Yo, they're looking for the shooter.
They found them.
They're looking for them.
Cookie, jar.
What the fuck?
That's not good.
He just ate a shit like that?
Ha ha ha!
What's that boy saying?
What is that?
He said nah.
He saw that shit in your face, bro.
I wasn't even guarding him.
Let's run this, y'all.
Let's run it!
Let's run it!
Let's run it!
Let's get this shit going.
Let's play ball.
Let's play ball.
Uh oh.
Oh no!
Nine!
No!
Oh, it's right above us!
Oh my god!
What the fuck is that?
Stop!
Stop!
Max!
Max, don't shoot!
Max, don't shoot!
Stop there! You're gonna besect me! You can do that! I can't!
God, you grit my shit!
I say UAV, is that it?
That's how I know you're in this big, nigga!
I'm God, they are. My dick is so small.
Oh, you got one of them?
I'm not even kidding. My shit looks like Squidward's house, bro.
It's got like Patrick to the left, Spongebob to the right,
and that's like a little fucking thing up there, you know what I'm saying?
But it's doing- it do that thing, though!
No one does that.
Why?
No one does that.
No one does that.
No one does that.
That's not bad though, that's not bad I'm more of like a
Hey, it's not even for you is for this nigga, but we know he was too pussy to carry on the last one
We know it's too pussy to go
You shot him out because he knew what was happening.
Shot him, but he didn't want to do it.
You see anything?
I'm going to my station now.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Come on.
Come on.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
What's the problem?
I'm going to show you the box.
I'm going to show you the box.
You're not shooting no more.
You're not shooting no more.
We're about to win.
That's how we made it, but I'm back.
We win.
You celebrate with us, all right?
You guys, I have to go first since you lost.
Get back.
Get back.
Get back.
Get back.
Get back.
Get back.
Get back.
Get back.
I just
That's a good green animation the wrong guy
I didn't know your legs were stumping like that
Yeah, boys, let's play water coconut water
All right, Blackboy Max versus Silky, he has like seven different names online, we don't
know what his name is, some call him Silky, some call him B, some call him Ricardo, I
don't really know his name but he's going to go on Blackboy Max, aka Prince, Prince
of the first round of the game, zero for one, Kyle, Wayne with the ball, Wayne at
the bottom. Lou, you just want the water? They don't do nothing on this court.
You're trying. Lou, stop bringing
themselves up. They're trying. They're dirt. Can I get some water? Oh, shit. He's asking
your sister for water. He's playing with her body. No, he's playing with her body.
He's playing with her body. Stop calling Lou to bring you stuff. I'm thirsty, bro.
I'm thirsty, bro. Oh my God. Lacey, playing up. Nick Fosco. Let's see what he does
here Kyle hold on now hold on now that's like a weird that's we're released
That's good release, that's good release, that's right there, I like that release, it's like elegant.
There you go, we're done, come on, don't stop shooting.
Yeah! Yeah!
That's a fucking good one.
Yeah, I still like that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Good for you.
Oh my god, you're going for a two for two?
Hey, you said seven, right? You said seven, right?
You said? You said?
On. On.
That's not your body. That's not your body.
That's not your body.
He know at me. He know at me. He know at me.
And that goes it.
Oh, my.
Hi, guys! Hi, you guys!
Oh, yeah, guys!
Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!
What?!
Jelly!
Hi, yeah. Fist bumps.
Yeah, yeah.
Thank you.
I like that.
Let's go to animations.
Fosco.
Tawine.
Prince.
on Lane. What's he going to do here?
Lane, making his opportunity, Fosco.
Look at the pass here.
Go to the pass, Lane with the ball.
Pump fake, pump fake, pump fake.
Animation, Fosco with the ball.
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
Fosco, in his face.
Place it, step back, fine, fine, fine.
That was good shot, this bad attack.
Lane with the ball, he's going for a weird angle here.
Yep.
Fosco, asking, wean to go back.
Faking it, faking it.
Jason with the ball?
Why do I have to keep going there?
I have him?
No!
On his head!
He's small!
He's small!
Oh my gosh!
Who are we going?
You're way too late.
You're freaking...
It's all about ball movement, Jake!
All about ball movement will make him go crazy!
Yao Ming was the fucking plague.
The little...
I'm god I didn't say that.
Why don't you play?
I don't know how to play basketball. I'd rather commentate and be annoying and make it not nice.
I said a truth!
You put us in on it!
You put us in on it!
Now what if he didn't click?
Flasko with the ball, Ricardo on him.
Jason.
Wow, wow, wow.
New York versus China! Wow!
The next verse the Shanghai shark
Oh
Ricardo on we what's he gonna do here? Is he gonna do a step back a little bit all Fosco with the ball now
Buddy buddy. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Oh my god. W. Louie. Thank you. Thank you
This is not a winnissing.
Hey boys, boys, boys, make sure we stay hydrated.
Come on.
Jason with the ball against Kyle.
What name should I go under for him?
KR? That's kind of a cool name.
Ricardo on weaned weaned more Jeremy passing it to Fosco he's calling you Jeremy which
is a play on racism I like it hey
Oh animation wait you're just mad you're not playing Prince wait I get it it was a good
Joe's go.
Watch out, friends.
K.R.
Ricardo's open.
He said you're small.
Hang on.
Not a bad take.
I'll take two.
I'll take two.
I'm not kidding.
If Marlon was here, this shit would be shut down.
This shit would be shut.
Please, Marlon.
He's testing you, Teyar.
Hey!
Okay, I got to stop and curve you.
I'm going to show you about what you do.
I'm going to show you about what you do.
I'm going to show you about what you do.
I'm going to show you about what you do.
You're holding my arm, so you're boxing out.
You cannot hold my arm.
I'm not. I'm going like this.
Oh, Ricardo Roland did that to you.
Check it out. Check it out.
Kato Bryan would still be the first.
Wayne, the French.
He's on two at once. What's going on here?
What?
Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my days!
Oh my God!
Oh, what? You're calling him?
Oh my God!
He just did like this and pushed me!
Thank you, officer!
Oh my days!
Hey guys, let's play ball
the ball. Wayne, put the ball.
Kyle, pushing him. Silky, doesn't want to touch him.
Kyle, on an ice ball right now, full ice ball, full ice ball.
Hey boy!
I hear the email.
What the hell is this? It's a black, what a
what a black, what a black, what a black, what a black.
I
Me oh come on let's play
Okay, that was the same come on let him have the ball
Wayne wants it now he wants to prove something
Oh
You're a team, man.
What?
Team, man.
Yeah.
Salana, man.
Yeah.
I know, man.
I know, man.
I know.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Woo!
Woo!
That's no crazy odd.
Wait, something get charmed his back right now?
Yeah, but if you keep looking forward, this was no how.
What?
Bro, come on.
Take me for a game.
Play.
Just run the lines.
1v1, 1v1, 1v1, 1v1, 1v1, 1v1!
Let's play the 7.
I'm gonna leave 5.
5?
I'm gonna play in 1 point.
5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5.
That's not a 1v1.
I gotta leave.
I gotta leave.
Stop ducking.
I gotta leave.
Dreamcon is in 2 months.
You can kill him.
He's ass.
He's ass.
Chat.
And that's why I told y'all he's not good, bro.
Whenever he's talking about, he beat me.
He's never beaten me.
He said 1v1, 1v1, play defense.
I'm not playing no first bucking 1v1, so he could say that's a win.
That's the type of shit you do
I'm not playing this thing at all one bro
Come on, that's fun
Oh
Let's make this dummy
I need a fair game
Possession
So for
You want me to sue for
Max
Green ball doesn't lie that means it's on your side you get ball first
Let's play safe let's play fair let's play ball
Some type advantage. Yeah, true. It's actually what you get it. Oh, yeah
Yo chat
Text me bro, I'm gonna text you.
I'll tell you in the video.
I'll tell them in the video.
You can't listen to me.
Man, that's your channel.
I'm not a fucking...
Look at all your channel.
I'll give you all the minutes.
You better post that on your channel.
Anyone else for that?
This nigga wants a 3-1-1-1.
Me?
Yeah.
What the fuck?
I'm gonna steal three games.
Oh, and keep it up.
Why is that hook AFK?
I gotta at least make one three.
Look, I'll give you that game.
You want that?
That's your advantage, bro.
One three.
Yes.
OK.
Damn.
I like that.
There it goes again.
It's a lubus.
Yeah.
Here we go.
Prince Silk.
New Jersey versus Staten Island.
Let's see what's going on.
Max, just thinking of a play here,
what play is he going to make?
Hey!
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
What the fuck?
He's not moving!
He's not moving!
He's not moving!
He moves on his feet!
He's not moving!
Why is he moving?
He's a eiberd.
He's glist!
No, that's it.
Oh.
Why is there a helicopter?
So far, that's it.
Can't wait.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
He's not moving.
Let's play ball, yeah?
It's my Jewish friend.
I think that's a Mr. Goldstein, yeah.
Hey, Hawk! Let's go!
Let's get out of here.
Whoa, what the f*** is a UFO?
I'm not crazy.
Hey, let's go.
Net and Yahu.
Net, Hawk, Yahu.
What's going on here?
I'm not crazy.
Hey, let's go.
I'll get you, son.
Net and Yahu.
Net, Hawk, Yahu.
How did that not go?
Man, bro.
At least they didn't hit you.
Yeah, you like that one?
Let's get out.
I love it.
This ain't it in your heart.
See how respectful you is?
That's not how it works.
Yo, Morgan!
Guys, are we gonna complain or play?
You can't put the line off.
I'm gonna pee on the court.
I don't want to pee.
I'm gonna pee so bad.
He's clutching, bro.
He's clutching, bro.
He's got that knocker.
You're passing along.
That's not how it works.
You can't make us move, make it.
Don't get distracted, Max.
He's going to use that against you.
Oh, yeah.
That's a triple threat right there.
The Falcons cast over three.
What?
I'm not playing.
I'm not playing.
I'm not playing.
I'm not playing.
I'm not playing.
I'm not playing.
I'm not playing.
I'm not playing.
I'm not playing.
I'm not playing.
I'm not playing.
I'm not playing.
I'm not playing.
See how the male alpha male makes that joke and everyone follows?
Everyone here is a peon.
The male or the alpha male sets the standard for the kids.
We're not playing.
We're not playing.
You have me, Jason, Lacey, not playing.
Obviously, we're not playing.
You've got my finger, grace, your elbow.
No, you're not playing.
You're not playing.
What are you doing?
Nice.
I need that, but I don't know how to get you.
Princess, bro.
Come on, bro. Check up, bro.
Bro, you're really bad.
I believe that.
Oh, I guess we'll go for the first shot.
Prince, to the right.
Sophie, go for the first shot.
Will he call it?
Probably. He's probably going to call it.
It's off. That's good though. I like that.
No calls? Let's play aggressive.
Let's play aggressive. I like that.
Sophie, play like that. Play on.
Prince, go for the shot.
Getting it early. That's a shot.
All ones, but he wants to get greedy in your face.
What's the score to?
Sometimes you want to check your meter it's a muffler the meter
Who's gonna get the ball? Why are you looking at me?
Oh my oh my dead homies
Just like a spell.
Hey, we, hey!
Hi, I'm Big Daddy.
Come on, bro.
Staten Island, on New Jersey.
You might never see me play defense like this.
Oh my God.
Is he gonna go through the legs?
That's not even playing D1, I know.
Fat boy. I mean, this is crazy.
Where did Wayne's shoes go? We don't know.
Sookie, think of it right here.
He got as many time as he needs.
There is no shot clock.
Oh my God.
Look at my eyes.
I can't see.
No bullshit.
No bullshit.
No bullshit.
No bullshit.
No bullshit.
No bullshit.
No bullshit.
No bullshit.
No bullshit.
No bullshit.
Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, no bullshit, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope bullshit, he poked his eye.
What are you doing, my nigga?
That's that triple threat!
It's not, it's not, it's not, it's not.
He's got the twix socks on for Max Presti... oh, it's over.
Hold on.
Oh my...
Where did Wayne get it?
How does Wayne change his shirts and get shoes on?
We're not playing the square.
You can't leave down one up.
We're not playing the big town.
Whoa!
What's happening?
What the fuck is going on?
He's throwing every blade.
No, he's trying.
He's trying.
He's trying.
He's starting.
So you quit, uh, quit.
You quit because you got a boo boo?
Aw.
Get a toughest move, nigga.
Oh, this ain't your ass.
Silk, come on.
He's ass, bro.
He was fucking blurry, so.
Don't fucking think that, dude.
I'm gonna water him in the water,
because he has no shot.
He's ice cool.
That's why these things come up.
Why is getting cocky and just chilling?
You're opening the muscle to these twists.
Uh, stop.
You're kidding.
You're acting like a man.
You're shitty, bro.
You're garbage.
Wait, you actually have no nuts?
Fucking roll, this thingy.
I'm not on his back right now.
What?
Wait, you can actually still call?
No, it shoots like gas.
Yeah, it's just not sperm.
It's like air that comes out.
Yo, come on, go come on.
How is it not sperm?
What?
I don't know what time it's in.
It has to go up the second you go.
So when you nut, it's still like that.
I'm not, I'm not.
No, when you nut, it's like dust.
It goes up.
Yeah, it's like water.
Dust, bro?
Yo, you know how much this thing seems?
I'm not talking about this, Richard, I'm not talking about this.
You don't check up, come on.
You still hold out or not?
I'm not talking about this.
All right.
Oh, no, I wouldn't.
You can't break it.
Check up.
I'm not playing, though.
They're not playing.
All right, that's the WMAX game over.
Hey!
Hey!
We were playing at one point, right?
Pay the fuck out.
He's at it.
Me, I better get in there.
Oh, my God, bro.
Call the foul.
Check up.
Call the foul.
Call the foul.
Call the foul.
Call the foul.
Watch.
Yeah
He's running us out!
No, you're a dog!
You're a dog!
You're a dog!
Yo, where's he going though?
I want to see what's going on, bro.
Don't let them do that shit to you.
They're trying to pay you.
I'm Max. I want you to kill me.
Hold on, hold on.
I know that I left the bros, but it still feel like home.
I'm standing here with tableware, Nardo.
I'm standing here with Jason the Queen.
He's Asian, so he got a little pee.
Well, Pikewood don't even got a D.
Because he cut his bone with the vasectomy.
He cut his bone with the vasectomy.
I'm going to pass it to Ron, because he can actually sing.
I can actually sing.
Yeah, I'm with Pikewood.
Versecting me.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm with Jason.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm with me.
Yes.
Hm.
Wayne.
Wayne.
Almighty.
Wayne.
Almighty.
Wayne.
Wayne.
Christmas sunshine.
Christmas sunshine.
Come on, white.
Hey.
Woo.
Christmas sun.
Woo.
Christmas sun.
Woo.
Shadeeee
Shadeeee
Oh, you're turning
Are you telling us you'll say something?
It's like this thing you have
Bro, it's getting going and shit, bro
Stay on the stage, brother
Holy smoke
Bro, do you really quit, bro?
Bro, do we really... come on, son
Like, come on, son
Really, silk? You're gonna blow in the fun
Ballettingeens, ballettingeens
Ballettingeens, ballettingeens
That's on that's on that's on what if you beat me we could do but let's eat that summer smash. Oh my god
He's playing with you now, so come on now. He's treating you like an object, bro
When you
Silky, Silky, you're not really from the trans, lil' bruh, why you spent all the time?
Yeah, Staten Island called your name, yeah, you're from Staten Island.
Why you wearing big girl's muscle tee?
Muscle tee.
Why you're just not locking up?
Not at all.
Why you wearing twig socks?
What?
There ain't even getting 4% of your ass!
No, we don't!
Silky, why you got yellow teeth?
He doesn't!
Why you built like that?
Ironic.
It's crazy cause our ass kinda fat.
Wait a minute.
I might hit it from the back.
Bro, why you stop, bro? That's homophobia, bro.
That's what I'm saying, everybody.
Like, what the fuck?
Let's see what you got, bro.
You guys want me to bring my piano up?
Come on, let's do it.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Did you hear that?
I'm trying to leave the distance I feel it's near.
Losing you is my biggest fear.
Wife in all my eyes and it's tick-tock, yeah, tick-tock.
And it told me to feel his man on it, true.
After sunset, like the flow, we're done together like glue.
Hold on, look at these old lyrus.
Wait, how do you know the lyrus?
Oh!
I forgot, bro.
When I'm with you, I swear
Hey Luca!
Stop singing, stop getting to me!
I love Luca!
I don't look like no owner, how the hell am I?
That verse was tough, huh?
Everybody's shit, you're not even that good.
Come on, come on, come on.
Now, verse it though. Hey, bruh, so did you quit for real?
Damn, bro, we quit for real.
I think you should really pursue this more.
Thank you, I'm fucking lying.
You gotta give it up.
It's really not your talent.
So when are we gonna do that shroom?
Or are you trying to compete?
So you want to go on public and see who's the reason for it?
It's the comments, bro.
Put a cup down.
Maybe Kendall Jenner will walk out and give us a dolphin.
Kendall, I hope Kaling comes.
All right, y'all.
So what are we doing now?
We playing basketball.
What's going on?
Oh, I'm playing a game.
Did I eat too much food today?
Yo yo, let me see the ball.
Let's see that here.
Yo, I want next. Max, I want next.
Max, watch out!
Oh shit, that shit was close to him.
You can't, dawg. No chance.
Fuck!
Man, Wayne, that shit wasn't even close to him.
What's the score right now? Against the Spurs against the...
Oh, I forgot that was going on tonight.
This is it!
This is it. I got a nice...
No, you know I'm gonna pass and shoot play.
Okay.
We out this way.
No, one more.
You can't leave on a midfield.
Oh, shit, lace!
Bitch!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Lace!
No fucking turnaround with that board and...
I don't know if anyone got a good angle to that, though.
Hey, hey, Max!
Oh!
Hey, we out of this shit!
Hey, hey, we out of this shit.
You got it done right now.
Please, please stop. Please, bro.
Can you support the problem?
I'm a booze, bro.
Fuck you, I'm not gonna do that.
I wasn't looking.
Yeah, I said you should have.
What?
You don't know?
You don't know, babe?
Fuck it, man.
What's your-
Ew, ew, ew.
What if I want everything I love, we could work.
I don't want to go, I'm good.
Why, bro?
You could literally go crazy.
You don't know, babe.
Would you know me, my daddy?
You're the coffee in the morning.
Bro, but it's there.
It is not.
It is literally there, bro.
I have your nosing.
I think she gets there.
Yeah, two minutes to be here in 10 minutes.
Two minutes.
Yeah, two minutes, two minutes.
Oh, you should wear out by this.
I'm going to be a billionaire.
That's hard as fuck, I think.
There's not hot sauce on my fucking nose.
I think you have one of those at Brawl on it.
I'm going to send this, or it's my Instagram.
Ooh.
I look handsome as fuck, okay.
I get the good side though.
All right, I'm going to.
I'm going inside, y'all.
All right, I'm out.
He's got my heart.
If you don't know the G way handshake.
How did Drake say it?
What is that?
He said some stuff like that.
Stop touching it, bro.
I took your pickle patch off.
Go get the ball.
Oh, you want to go right for the fields?
Nice one, Ron.
Real good.
Let me see that, wait.
Watch out.
Let me see that.
Show some, show some, show some.
Bro, that last throw, bro.
Let me see that, let me see it, let me see it.
I don't know, I don't see it.
I can't even, who gets this?
Stay looking for the shooter.
Wait, wait, right here.
Here, you mind if I take that?
All right.
That's me.
All right.
Green.
Hey, Silk, Silk, we out this shit.
Y'all out, brother, y'all out.
Green.
Green.
Jase!
Bitch!
Classic, man.
Man, that ass though, so what we doing the rest of the stream though?
Let me see his my shot.
Let's get out of here.
Alright y'all, I'm out.
Horse out!
Oh my god, I'm just frozen tanks.
I
Think I look you want to do a stream where I go for a thousand threes
Yeah, I think if you get you
What do you think they might be the first person ever shooting for a thousand hours inside of a gym? What?
You try to look at sore
Bro, I hit 25k subs.
Holy shit, that's not to you. That's actually a lot.
That's a fuck ton.
Bro, I think I've had like 20...
How do you do that while viewbotting?
I don't know.
How do you have so many subs while viewbotting?
I actually don't know.
Bro, it's actually great that I've held 20k subs for like,
six months now.
Shout out to the fucking stable community, bro.
WCUM.
Actual WCUM.
Well, I did have to love my come on my soul. You're the best come in the world stable Tom
No, I'm not kidding my come is so good like on God my community brush out. Yeah
Bro knocking my comment so good bro, I did I
Stop touching me bro.
Bro, this shit didn't work.
So it's still 1000 degrees.
Come into the universe.
Alright y'all.
Whoa!
Hey y'all, it's me, Steven.
Let's play.
I actually grown.
Y'all hear me?
Hello?
You don't know, babe.
You don't know, man.
Can y'all hear me or no?
That uh, can you hear me oh my arm it's stink
Turn volume up wait, can you guys hear me?
I can keep streaming I gotta see what time I have to end though cuz I'm picking my mommy tonight
Hey, what five gift the G20 Lucas. Hello Lucas
Well, it's so hot in here. It is a million like it's so fucking hot
It's so hot
And I don't know how much time I have
You don't know me you don't matter. How's everyone doing today, bro?
How's everyone doing today, man? How y'all doing?
I'm not even kidding. It is so fucking hot in here. This is actually doesn't make any
sense. What the fuck are you doing, Allah?
Ugh. Good? Good?
Bro, are you guys excited for summertime or no?
Dead-ass.
Bro, I'm looking fucking high.
Like, bro, I'm fucking high. Like, dead-ass.
Bro, I hope Pepsi can come home.
Dead-ass.
What is this?
Guys stop linking me this shit, bro. I don't I don't want to see Marlin getting fucking naked, dude
dead ass um
How long mc ben staying in LA she's staying for like three days
Why are you on wi-fi and not an ethernet?
What the fuck? Why am i on my starlink?
Wait, VAS
Wait VAS
Who stole my
Run password is 3d45
TCS
nine six eight four
Connected wait, but it's still not ethernet. Why is this?
What
Is sketch okay, isn't she four weeks, I don't know maybe the
of 36 months, take my sub.
Yeah, who are you talking to like this?
Yo, guys, can we do a thing real quick?
Also, low key facts or no?
Bro, I really wanna start making sure when we stream,
and I'm just being honest with you, I'd like to just say.
Bro, like if everyone's doing segments in the house,
bro, like that's okay.
Like I just kinda wanna do my own shit with my chat.
Like I get it sometimes you guys want me to do shit,
but like low key, I have a lot of fun
just doing shit with you guys
Like I feel like I'm forced to like do other shit because you guys, you know, I'm saying I want to make you happy
But like I just like being with you guys that ass you guys got to keep in mind where you know, yeah
That ass who's ready for this Minecraft marathon though. I'm dead ass excited like no bullshit
Like no bullshit. I'm dead ass excited
But that's just gonna be that's just gonna be crazy
I'm gonna be a miner for like three days
How long do you think it'll realistically take me to beat Minecraft with Jinxy?
Like how bad is he at Minecraft like 1 through 10?
Like deadass
You think it's gonna take more than two days or do you think we'll get it on like the 60s?
I feel like it'll take like 50 hours facts or no like my guess is like 50 hours
like low key is
Like it's like 50 to 60 to 70 hours
Deadass.
Right, you know how we were watching pranks earlier?
Should I remake this prank?
Like, would I get banned on Twitch if we remade this prank?
Hey guys, today we're going to see how parents react when we flash their kids with
a positive message
Is this bad PR
Stay in school. Yo, why is my lawyer in my chat? I'm not defending your case
What the hell? Excuse me.
What?
Noor. Um...
What the fuck is this? Not 10 million views. What the fuck?
Yo, old YouTube was low-key go to. No, oh jeez.
Old YouTube was low-key go to this fuck.
You know what I've been watching a lot off stream?
Bro and God, I've been watching Rust videos.
I'm low-key addicted to Rust. Is that bad?
Like, I just like watching it. I don't like playing it, low-key.
Dude, this prank?
What's up, my neighbor?
What's up?
What's up with what?
What's up with what?
What's up with what?
I just moved in right beside you.
I'm your new neighbor.
And? What's the business?
I'm saying you're my new neighbor.
Should I give this a shot?
You can't say that shit, I mean.
Neighbor please.
I said neighbor, I'm your neighbor.
I'm your neighbor.
Were these videos scripted? I can't tell.
All the neighbors-
For sure?
Bro, I don't really know. Like, I don't know if I'm just naive or something like that, like-
I don't know. Some of them felt real, though.
Like, some of these felt real. Like, I've always thought about remaking some of these, low-key.
Like, for a video. Like, Pepsi said those would be a good idea. He told me this a long time ago.
Uh, Terraria, Ron and Leys, late night gaming segments, it pretty lasts long and be pretty chilling and chaotic.
Do people really like terraria though?
Like I've played this game. I beat it, etc
But like do people like this game like I feel like this game is hard to watch because it's 2d
Yeah, I don't think it's like I don't know. I've never played calamity and mod. No, I've never done that
Terraria is so good, bro. I played a little bit of it. I
Played a little bit of it
Anything that would be duo. I don't know did anyone here see obsession or no on God
All-in-God obsession was such a good movie
Bro, I saw silky saw yesterday. I think lacy saw yesterday. It was so good. I don't know why I just really thought of that
Play the new Lego Batman. I just be playing Lego Batman
What is this? I'm not
Shalom
Wow, or a triple T walking away, deadass.
Anything that I missed that needs to be seen?
What is this?
The pink matter has arrived.
Well, I hope you enjoyed the hoodie.
Deadass.
What is this?
Oh, very nice.
Let's meet with the com-
Five days left.
I'm just going.
Bro, nobody cares about you being in the twitter com.
I'm deadass, bro.
You are my worst tweeter in my com bro, dead, serious, we don't care dude.
I actually cannot wait for this twitter com deleted bro, you guys would be stranded with
no fucking job.
You guys would dead ass have no job.
Forra.
Um, anything else that I missed?
I know.
You see.
What is this?
Who's this?
Isn't it crazy that it's been about like six months and I haven't changed at all?
And if I just know lost cause
Why could I actually get a six back y'all? Let me know right now
Yo, this is not a real photo, dawg!
I hate that emo to my chat, bruh.
A deadass.
Anyone can, but you just need to lock in.
Yo, Sergio, bruh. Mark my words.
I'm gonna get a six pack.
I'll get a six pack soon, bruh. Deadass.
Mark my words, bruh.
What the fuck is a bay lash?
Yeah, I'm confused. What is a Baylash?
What is a Baylash I
Don't understand that
What is a Baylash, what is a Baylash?
Code word for fucking VUT
Why does
Yugi explains to Yona X or key Y bailet
What?
First time chatter.
When does the stream start?
Fuck you, bitch.
Anything that I need to see chat?
Or no.
Dude, I'm fucking into it.
Dude, it's so hot.
My room is actually crazy.
Triangle of death.
The triangle of death.
We've all heard that we should never.
But Jillian agrees, though.
Is it working?
Puff up pimples, but it's even more important
if it's done in this area.
And I'm gonna explain why.
You see every time you pop a pimple you're actually opening up that area to new bacteria
from the outside world and the white stuff in the pimple isn't actually infection necessarily,
it's something called neutrophils which are dead white cells that have been fighting infection
so it's not like you're letting any infection out and it could even cause scarring.
This area isn't called the triangle of death for no reason either because if you get
skin infections that happen over here, they actually have a direct root to your brain through
your venous drainage system called the cavernous sinus that could lead to a clot in your brain
and potentially have a lethal consequence which it has done in the past, even though
it's unlikely.
If you need instant relief, use a warm compress or a zit sticker as well.
Have you popped spots in the triangle of death?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, so I shouldn't be popping about this?
This is called a triangle of fucking death?
So is my brain clotting right now?
Is that even possible?
Is this gonna scar or is this,
can I, do I have potential to fix this?
Like, dead ass, is there potential to fix this
or is it just gonna be like this forever?
No way!
Just don't touch it!
Bro!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my fucking god.
Oh my fucking god.
Hold on.
Hello?
Can you hear me?
Yeah, I can hear you loud and clear.
What's up?
Okay.
Okay, I popped a pimple on the triangle of death on my nose.
Oh great, so you're just out here risking a brain infection for clear skin?
Bold move, genius. That triangle zone drains straight to your cavernous sinus.
Pop one wrong and you're looking at meningitis or a septic clot in your brain.
But hey, at least you'll die pretty, right?
But what do I do if I pop it and I have a scar right now?
And it's like a cyst.
Oh, so you popped it and now you've got a scar
and a cyst?
Shocking.
That's what happens when amateurs
play dermatologist on their face.
You didn't just pop a pimple.
You basically invited bacteria to set up
shop deep in your skin.
That cyst's probably gonna sit there
like a little ticking time bomb
until you get it properly drained
by someone who knows what they're doing.
You want my actual advice
or are you just gonna keep DIYing your way
toward a hospital visit.
My question is, am I gonna be okay,
or is it gonna leave a permanent scar right now?
It's pretty fucked right now.
You're probably gonna be fine,
but that scar is not going away on its own anytime soon.
You fucked with a cyst in a bad spot.
Now you've got inflammation, possible infection,
and tissue damage all in one.
That red pitted mess on your nose
isn't gonna magically heal smooth.
It'll likely stay raised or depressed for months.
Then yeah, it might leave a permanent mark if you keep picking at it.
Stop touching it, ice it, and go see a dermatologist before you turn one bad pop into a lifelong
nose crater.
Or don't.
Your face, your funeral.
Wait, so I'm cooked?
No, you're not cooked, but you're definitely in the oven.
The scar is probably not permanent if you actually leave it alone and let it heal
properly.
But right now it looks like shit because you turned a cyst into an open wound.
Give it time, stop messing with it, and maybe hit it with some silicone gel or a proper
germ treatment later.
But acting like this is the end of the world, dramatic much?
I don't know.
Are you fear-mongering me?
No, I'm not fear-mongering.
I'm being real with you.
That triangle on your nose is called that for a reason, and you popping a cyst there
wasn't smart.
It's not guaranteed to ruin your life, but you're definitely risking scarring or
infection by DIYing it.
If you're that worried, go see a doctor.
Otherwise, stop touching it and let it heal.
Simple as that.
Am I gonna die?
Go on, finish your sentence.
You're already halfway through your doomed spiral.
Might as well complete it.
Try to just kill us.
Whoa, hold up.
That's not funny.
And it's not a joke to throw around.
You're spiraling over a pimple.
Shut your bitch up.
Have you ever had this has gotten?
dead ass shut your bitch ass up i'm dead seriously i don't want to fucking
i don't want to hear this shit i'm dead ass
all right say less what's on your mind then i'm just chilling right now
come here then slide over i've been waiting for you to relax what the fuck does that even mean
means i want you closer baby right here with me no space between us
oh shit what the fuck you good you seem tense try your freak you yeah I am you
finally catching on what the fuck yeah wait what the fuck what's up what the
hell what is this what's happened you really this slow I'm trying to get on
on top of you right now.
Feel you under me while I grind real slow.
That's what's happening.
You want me to stop?
Okay, I'm gonna go now.
What?
Gonna what?
Talk to me.
I'm already straddling your lap.
Okay, yeah, I don't know what the fuck was that.
What the fuck was that?
I don't know what just happened.
Alright boys, I got to go pick up MC Ben from the fucking airport pretty soon.
I don't know if I'm live tomorrow because I have a dentist appointment and trust me
I don't want to go, I have four fucking cavities, two of them are my wisdom teeth
and two of them are on my fucking normal teeth.
So I might come home tomorrow with fucking veneers.
you
you
you
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