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06-04-2026 ยท 8h 41m
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Stop the thoughts, honey, baby, I'm on that drink
Stop telling what you need and I break the banks
I'm gonna watch him die
Stop what you talking, let's go
Stand against me, girl, are you not a show?
Now I give you the rough, then I see your tone
And you know that you're my girl, everybody knows
You thought of that, I keep promising what they're talking
With me and you and Logan, I love it when you walkin'
Doesn't mean I let you know I'm not just talking
I miss the place where I spent the other night
Come on, I said nobody's gonna know
I know they got hit on us
Time's turning, baby I'm on my turn
Yup, time will tell
Need an upgrade, no thanks
It's hard to me, maybe I'm on the strength
So I made what you need and I'll break the banks
Hey, you, huh?
Hey, what?
Hey, hello!
Can I get a hand?
Get out of here!
I
Want to brush me was good
What's good y'all provider was good unstable was the paranoid was good
Fuck you scorpio too. Can I get a fuck scorpion the chat? Yeah, Trump. It was up steel was good
Gio was good yummy was good fat way ham Osmond. We're fucking Osmond infamous was good. Why I was good psycho
Jp King Dylos play ribs gaming was suck
Good morning y'all good fucking morning man
Hey, what's the emote of the day, bro? It's a great fucking day today, bro. Dude. It's fucking I feel good, bro
I feel good. Hey, what up, he poppy fuck you, dude
Yo, we're not using this fucking lifeless emo, bro.
That emo is done.
Yo, J-Ripe, they were a five-gifted miscar, what up, what up, Sean?
Bro, that emo is done.
Stop putting that in my chat, bro.
We're done with that.
We're done with that, bro.
We're done with that.
Lego was good.
Amar was good.
Nate was good.
Sean, Drafton, Charlie, Dolmwater was good.
Yo, stop using this lifeless emo.
Okay?
I look good, bro
Hey chat
You haven't seen me in a couple of days, but I look better with my my face shaved there now. Do I look better?
But I look better. No, I feel like I don't look that bad, bro. I feel like I don't look that bad
At stable or not. Oh, you're glowing at stable or not. Oh, you look so good
You look so good. No, dude guys, you're too nice, bro. You're dead ass too nice
Thank you guys for all the love, bro. Thank you for the love at stable or not. Oh, we know you got a six pack
You don't have to show us get a W gun for this love, bro
Yo, Azio was good buddy was good smoke was good outlaw 64 months. Wow five years almost
When is the Minecraft marathon? Are you fucking stupid?
Yo guys if you have the exclusive pitch bag pig badge show it off, bro
Exclusive you can't get it anymore. Go ahead show it, bro
It is exclusive to the stable or an auto stream drop of me if you were watching the marathon if you were brown
Some of y'all were lucky enough to exclusively get that pig badge. Look at this fucking shit
But not all of you guys can have that I'll be honest with you
That is actually a good twitch update facts or no, you're not Josh was good anti-con
What a jerk what a blade what a bzari what a finna bus. That's a weird fucking name
Bro, I was just mid-vune what you're a Bryce would have get Z3. Hello. Hello. Hello. Did y'all miss me?
be honest you haven't seen me in uh you haven't seen me in how many days has it
been two days it's been two days bro i'm gonna be honest with you bro i'm gonna
be honest with you how many of y'all cried because stable in order wasn't
alive go ahead tell me tell me
you could be honest bro i mean look at this bro look how many beautiful people
on this chat saying me man there's not a single person look dead ass shed a tear
Bro guys, I'll have you know
When we finished a minor marathon, I'll be honest with you, bro
My dead ass sat there and I was like damn
Bro, I was on my flight home
Keep in mind by the way yo by the way shout out to any girls in the chat real quick
When I was on my plane
I had to they had to stop boarding for like 30 minutes
Because there was too many girls trying to take photos of me so shout out the ladies but
Bro, I finished the Minecraft marathon and I deadass was sad bro. I was like damn I
Missed my chat. I miss being alive
Bro, I miss Jinxie
Bro, I slept in my own bed listening to tornado sirens and no one was there to stop me.
And I looked to my right and it was nobody, bro.
It was nobody.
So yeah, I was sad, bro.
I was dead ass sad.
But hey, it happens, bro.
Dead ass, it happens.
I'm gonna be honest with you guys, would you guys ever want to see another marathon, whether
it's with him or not?
Dude, I don't know what it is, but I actually, I don't know what it is.
it is bro I'm falling in love with like doing like gaming type of shit bro I
don't know what it is bro um speaking of gaming um me Jinxie and this is kind of
an announcement me Jinxie and Los will be doing a stream where we can't end
until we win a game in fortnight warzone apex legends and I think pubg we
We can't end streaming until we win a game and all those.
Um, uh, why are people saying GG?
Uh, what is going on?
What it is?
Guys, you act like that's hard to do.
Is it hard to beat?
Is it hard to win a game and all those?
We want to get a win in every single battle royale.
That's like kind of good.
You know what I'm saying?
Pre-stream saved all day.
Shut your mouth, bro.
Um, Ron reacted to the Nike commercial.
I'll react to a bunch.
I have a lot to react to.
I'll be honest with you.
Apex Legends is hard. That's Cap, bro. I was almost a Predator in Apex Legends. Top Predator.
Um, I deadass missed. I missed you guys, man. I hope you guys missed me.
Uh, Burger is still here. He's deadass hiding under the blanket. I don't know what it is. I think he's just chilling.
Um, guys, it's June. I owe you guys a six pack.
Be honest, is it close?
My girl
Is it is it close
So you're trying to tell me no no no sit down for real
You're trying to tell me that you guys don't see any progression dead ass. Is there any progression at all?
Like bro like is
Like is there no like bro, it's getting better is it getting okay, but am I losing weight?
Am I losing weight bro? Like bro? I feel it like I feel it like I've been going every single day a couple more months
And you'll have it
I'm going to be honest with you, I'm going to have a six pack by June next year, minimum.
I can make a bet right now, matter of fact, I should make a bet.
I did it, should make a bet right now.
Go on a scale.
Everybody knows a man doesn't make the scale, a scale doesn't make the man, a man makes
what a scale needs to be to make a man.
Oh, somebody quote that right now, bro.
Did I have somebody write that down?
Did I have somebody write that down, bro?
Yo, yo, yo, yo, what are you sending me
within the first five minutes of my stream?
Listen, this, this could be real.
I'm gonna be honest with you, this could be real.
Deras, this could be real.
Pin, dude, what are you saying pin for
in the first five seconds of my fucking stream, dude?
Hold on, let me read.
Activity feed, my chat.
Um, pin.
Okay, let's make a bet.
Lacey, I'm Deras serious, bro.
Let's make a bet right now to the internet
That we, yo, I'm confident enough to say that I can get a six pack.
I'll look, be honest though, no dick ride, no dick ride.
Am I losing weight or no?
Like, I mean, look at my face, like.
Bro, I'm losing weight, bro.
I'm dead at, yes, bro.
Like, don't, don't ride me for one second
unless you try to ride me.
Oh, shit.
Listen, I wanna do another marathon by myself minimum
this month.
I wanna do like one gaming marathon a month.
The question is, what game should I do next?
Last year, last year I did Mario Kart.
Who was there for that stream?
Drop a mate, drop a mate.
I did a Mario Kart 24 hour trying to get a win.
I couldn't do it, I couldn't fucking do it.
I did ask, could I do it?
Then, then we did, we did Super Smash Bros.
I beat it, I won Super Smash Bros.
Bro, what is like the next game?
Bro, this dude, this dude Laze was telling me,
yo, you should play Cuphead.
But I'm like, bro, that game's kind of mid.
I've never beat it, et cetera.
I did get a win.
Are you crazy?
I got a fucking win in whatever the bro.
I did get a win in Super Smash Bros.
Oh, God, I did.
Oh, God, I did.
I already beat it.
I literally beat it.
My question is,
my question is,
is Red Dead Redemption two actually worth playing
for someone like me who has extreme ADHD?
Yes or no?
Yes, but okay, okay all jokes aside y'all are gonna want to watch a story game like wait what is Red Dead Redemption
Is it a story game or is it like an Elden Ring type of game?
Dude, I don't really know it's a story game. It's GTA with horses
The thing is I've never sat still enough to play a game like that. So is it really that good? Like no jokes
Is it that good?
Jinxie literally told me to play the game. He literally said I would love it
The question is you guys know how quickly I get bored. So it's like will I enjoy that game truthfully?
Yes, or no, maybe what if wait, what if I play hold?
What if I play Red Dead Redemption 2 with a petting zoo behind me the whole time?
Wait, that is cinema. Yes
That is cinema that is cinema, bro. That is cinema. Yes, bro. I'm just kidding. I'm over
Listen stop adding my own dude listen, okay, so should we play Red Dead Redemption? Yes or no dead ass, should we should I actually play that?
Like I'm down to play it bro. I'm down, but like bro. Is it that good of a game?
Let me call one of my nerd ass friends. His name is Lays. Does anyone know who that is?
Does anyone know who that is?
All right, let me make a quick call. He will be the gay murder. Tell me
Stop dude
Yo, I have a question
Okay, so you know
I'm basically like a fucking idiot, right?
I don't really have a tension span
Okay, I'm really fucking chopped
Come on. Don't say that I have a nice body
Okay, see there we go, but my question is do you think I can sit still and play red-edredemption 2?
Dude, I'm not gonna lie. I've never played or watched someone play the game because it just looks too boring, bro
But I've never actually watched or played it. So I don't I don't really think I'm the right person to ask
Why is this chat hitting one of these they're doing the black guy with the paper
reason
apparently it's people like a lot of people like a lot is it that good people
really guess it people people be hitting like it's like one of the story of the
story games that like changes like you got it's like does it change my life
Like, though, dead ass.
Does it change my life?
That's what they'd be saying, bro.
But I can never get, I personally was never able to get into it.
Okay, sorry.
Let me go back to work.
Yeah.
Who else has played besides Jinksy?
Because Jinksy already told me that it was good.
Did Marlin play it?
Why are people saying Marlin played it?
Marlin might not pick up my phone.
Let's see, over, under, chat, over, under.
Oh yeah, let me call Kai after this.
No, no, no, I got you guys.
I'm gonna call Kai after this.
No, I got you.
Let me call Kai and ask him
Yeah, I was not picking up here. Let me just let me just leave a voice message to Kai here
Kai's in that new. Oh, he's got DnD on. Okay, but let me just let me just overdo his DnD
How do you leave a wall hey Kai I'm live right now two things one streamer University coming up
Kequah.
Um, two, um, I'm thinking about playing Red Dead Redemption 2.
I was wondering if you actually think it's a good game worth getting into, or is it just
a waste of time?
You let me know.
Um, please thank you, horse out.
Sending a message now.
Just sent him it, bro.
Uh, I just sent him it.
Should I click the button that says notify anyway on the DND?
I'm gonna do it.
Fuck it.
I don't care.
Oh, speed plane.
Let me call speed.
I'm gonna be honest with you. I I'm down to play it, but I'm a little nervous cuz like what if I get into it and I'm like
Actually, I don't really know
Actually, I don't really know. Okay, you know what fine. I'll do it. I'll call Jinxie even though he told me
I'm gonna actually ask him
Which I call my whole fucking phone dead ass
I'm really debating like you're what you said do I is red dead redemption actually worth playing
If you don't play and complete Red Dead Redemption, I will fly to California and you over a table
and type you repeatedly.
Bro, Red Dead Redemption, it's not a good game.
It's a life changing game.
The game will change your life, bro.
All right.
You will not be a different man coming out.
But Ron, I'm going to be honest.
I don't know if you have
Read your chat, but you might have too much brain rot to finish the game because it starts off slow, bro
But like how slow?
Like
It takes dude. They're doing this one fucking dude who's pointing to the sky. Is that Morgan Freeman pointing in the sky?
Yes, bro. You that means I think that means true. So there's the thing run
You have brain rot and CTE
Red Dead Redemption 2 is going to challenge that, but I'm telling you I don't want to spoil it, but when you get deep into the story
It's really really good
It's the game will change your life. If you don't finish the game, bro
If you're gonna start it finish it though don't quit
If you're gonna start right there you have to finish it have to but like how important is it if I quit like midway?
You'd be the biggest piece of shit on the planet bro. If you quit Red Dead, quit Red Dead? No bro, you have to finish the game.
How long did it take you to beat the game?
Chad I think, I'm not even kidding Chad, was it three or four days? I think four days. I think four days guys.
I'm getting told that you quit out and ring.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, sure, but I don't think you're gonna play you're not gonna play out
Because you're a cheater, bro, you cheated it.
Okay, you be out of ring on stream, I will sit still and I will fix my ADHD and I'll
play Red Dead.
So we chat like, okay, how?
Well you're not, you cheated it, not only did you cheat it, but you're out of ring,
bro, run.
With my gaming skills.
Wait, but you're out of ring controller, bro.
Yo, Ron, listen up, bro. If you play Red Dead Redemption 2, I will be out and ringing live
on stream. Start or finish.
So I have to do it first.
No, we can both do it, but you have to do it. Like, you can't not play Red Dead if
you human being.
Chad, do I actually do this? Hold on. Let me look up.
Okay, Ron, you have too much CTE to play a story game. I'm not even kidding, bro.
Okay, I'm down to do it this month. I can do the 27th. Should I do it? You promise me you'll play out of ring
I promise you I will play and be every other thing boss even if it takes 100 hours if you promise
You cannot use summits
Yeah, you can only play legit who shit
Oh, I never be GTA 5 either
I've never played GTA 5 storyline either wait, so what's better GTA 5 storyline or Red Dead?
Listen, bro
I'll play red dead marker calendar brah dude. Oh, man. I don't want to do this
My god, okay fine. Okay. Okay. Okay. I'm gonna do I'll do red day on the 27th bro
Three or four days you can't bitch out
Okay, okay
They're saying wait, but you did you owe your chat GTA though, so you're not gonna do GTA now
What if they get sides?
Shit
You got deals, bro. You got a deal?
Deal, bro. Deal.
Listen, you could do outering whenever you want before the 27th.
Just make sure it happens.
Okay, I'm not gonna quit out on stream this time like a bitch, bro.
I got you, man.
Ooh, shit. He's for real.
I got you, bro. No, let's do it.
60 to 100 hours, Jack, if I factor in my CTE, probably 75 hours.
Alright, bro. I'm gonna go do a duck, too, okay?
Alright, yeah, you can go.
Do I actually have to play this chat or can I scam him dead ass?
Yo Leo it's question. It's me stable Ronaldo. How hard is it to beat Red Dead Redemption 2 if I marathoned it?
Yo Ronaldo you absolute madman if you're marathoning that bitch
You're either gonna come buckets or have your asshole pro lapsed by the two yo yo yo Leo Leo Leo Leo Leo
Can you answer this like normally? Please. Thank you. Can I ask you again? How long is it to beat?
Red Dead Redemption 2
It's tough. Yeah
RDR2 is a masterpiece
But the story is long the pacing slow in parts and some of the missions can feel like chores a lot of people bounce off
The first few hours you thinking about giving it a shot
So basically for me who have extreme ADHD and I probably have like an ounce of autism how long
would it take me if I didn't stop streaming it?
Main story is about 50 hours if you stick to missions and don't wander with ADHD the open
world might pull you off track hard so I'd say 60 to 80 hours streaming non-stop assuming you push
through the slow bits that's like three to four days if you're going crazy with it the real killer
is the pacing game loves long horse rides and cutscenes me honeyen
hell yeah then buckle up streaming the whole thing straight through would be
wild to watch just remember to take breaks hydrate and maybe save the side quests for later if the
main story starts dragging okay leo i'm gonna go now anything that you want to say to the chat
They haven't heard you in about like I don't know three days
The oh
Yo, what's good you horny fuck
Why am I getting told that Lacey quit in 10 minutes?
Is that true?
I just wasted 80 gallons of water?
That's not how it works!
That's not how it works!
I didn't just waste 80 gallons of fucking water!
Wait, Lacey dead ass quit in 10 minutes.
Poor Clips.
I am the Clip.
I can't help that the things I say and the bro get the shit out of my fucking ear
Wait, so he dead ass quit in ten minutes. Are you serious? You guys say
What bro? Yo, wait, what is the tweet?
What is the tweet?
I don't give a fuck that he's playing FNCS. I don't give a fuck. I'm a grown-ass man, bro
Like what do you want me to say? Oh shit like bro. He keep paid him $40,000. I
I will never ever pay someone to play with me. You gotta pay me. You gotta pay fucking me bro. You understand me
I'm the fucking I'm the better player
I'm the better player, bro. What are you linking me?
Gideon trick the viral. Oh shit guy and took him to the book. How did you find 20 kids? Oh
What like you just like what is like?
Like it's like in the back like you just want to fuck is happening on the internet. I don't listen bro
Listen, I'm okay. So you guys really want me to play this red dead redemption too. I mean, I'll do it, bro
I'll do it, but like oh
My god, bro. How the fuck am I gonna fix my ADHD react to the red dead trailer?
Is it that good of a game that you you guys hype this shit up like it's like having sex for the first time
We don't want to kill any of you, but trust me
We will wake him up a little
This whole thing is pretty much done. We're more ghosts than people.
You've got to keep faith. They will not crush us.
Where are the guns at little Dutch my best friend, you know how we met
Back in 78
Yeah, if I love yourself
You guys
Sure, we can have
That's got a fire!
So this is just a lot of a story. It's not much like sex and like fun. It's like I'm used to
Wait, wait, don't
Spoiler this I haven't feeling the worst eyes, huh? Where the guy dies, which one is that don't spoil it actually don't tell me
Why you guys put it go where? I mean bro this has 42 million views and 390,000
likes it's that good of a fucking game. Alright bro I mean I'll give it a chance
bro we have to see when we get closer to the day but yeah I'll give it a chance.
I'll deadass give it a chance bro. What are you linking me? Oh also by the way
By the way, for why did I just click the end my stream button? By the way, uh, some time I think I think we're still going to summer smash
We will be doing a Chicago stream
I'm pretty sure we have to stop saying W stream
I have to just confirm with cold Bennett, but we have a little bit of cool stuff coming up
We have to confirm with cold Bennett. So we will be doing a stream in Chicago
Also, by the way, if somehow, if somehow the Knicks win the Super Bowl,
bro, I'm gonna go to New York without security and we're gonna fucking IRL stream New York City.
Yes, yes, I don't want to do it with no security, no nothing, bro.
I just want to fucking run around New York, bro, the Super Bowl.
Yeah. Oh, the World Cup. Yeah, yeah.
Speaking of World Cup, by the way, it is confirmed.
Only me, Marlin and Jixi will be going to a World Cup game and streaming it.
LOCKED!
And I said we're gonna go to that quarter-finals game in Miami with Marlin and Ron.
Five in with the 50 burgers?
Can everyone say thank you, bro?
Oh my days, thank you for the 50 fucking burgers.
Holy cheese.
Thank you so much, bro.
Thank you so fucking much, man.
Everyone give them strokes.
Yeah!
It is 100% locked in shop it is happening to that game bro quarter World Cup quarter finals in Miami
We're gonna be streaming from there bro. I'm not gonna lie, bro. I'm hype. I'm actually hype
Bro, I know nothing about football besides that I want Brazil to win. What team do you guys want to win?
Right low key want Brazil to win bro
I did see a Jason and so he caught lays with a bouquet of flowers after the interview
Bro, I'm not gonna lie. I don't want to like expose Diana
Dude I was leaving the house. It was me and ladies. We were leaving we drove my Porsche to get food
Bro as I was leaving the house Diana is at the neighbor's house, and I'm like, oh, that's the wrong house
Bro, she literally backs up and as she backs up she's like waving to me like like hi and
She fucked up her mirror completely that it fell off completely like
completely
Like I feel bad, but like her whole mirror just like snapped off. I
Actually feel bad, bro. I actually feel buy her a new mirror. Why the fuck would I buy her a mirror, bro?
Then that's why would I buy her a mer? Also by the way for Jason's like boxing event
Do you guys want me to go to it or just like should I react to it because I'm not gonna lie
It's like two hours away. It's like I didn't fall off completely, but yes, me home
Go to it. The only thing is it's like two hours away
So it's like if I go to it. I probably will end stream after I'm gonna be honest with you probably I
I don't know that's the only thing but like I'm not against it
But like I do want to support Jason. I want to like watch it like you know I'm saying I'm gonna be honest with you
There's zero way that Jason loses to Asian Jeff like facts or no like I'm not even trying to dick-ride is there even a chance
What you mean? Oh shit, bro. I'll be honest with you
Like props to Asian Jeff for like, you know getting fit, etc
But do you really think that he's a chance to knock out Jason like I don't think so, bro
I did as though I did. I don't think so, bro
What is this kid?
Listen, bro, what is with these like
what is with these like 20v1 like like what is going on bro also by the way
guys I saw Lacey and Jason and like everyone else was like making these
like what is it called this like that big guy whatever the fuck they're
talking about bro what is this that big guy I don't know what this is but bro I
read on something that you can get like diabetes like instantly from that shit
like I'm not eating that bro I'm not eating that bro that shit looks
It's disgusting also, like have y'all tried it or no?
Toast versus Secrum, I don't really care about.
Diana Lin versus Sabrina, I mean who's gonna win that,
I don't know.
Russell versus Average Harry, I don't really care about.
Primate page, I don't really care about.
I don't really care about.
I kinda wanna see Pilot versus X and Jason,
I'm gonna be honest with you.
I don't know though, is Pilot versus X fair?
Because isn't X like super good at fighting?
Like I don't even know.
I don't really know no X's in shape. I thought they're both mid
Bro, honestly, I want to get invited into one of these. I feel like I'm ready to fight chat bro
What is three concussions? Let's go for four facts or no
Let's go for four bro. Dead ass. Let's go for four. I did actually watch the game. I'm not a larp larp so whore
I'll be honest to you. I saw this yo shout out to the to the New Yorkers in my chapasites anyone who lives in Staten Island, bro
This is like actually kind of nuts. Who's gonna win though the finals you think it's gonna be the spurs or the Knicks
Wow
Bro, there's no way the Knicks win right
Bro, I'll be honest though like again, don't call me larp larp so whore
But I was watching why did when be hit the backboard twice was that just like a glitch?
Like did he have like a miss input on his like controller or like what like bro?
I saw it and it looked really confusing. It was an accident. Oh
God it got it got it got it got it got it got it wait. He turned into chat. Oh
Phase makes response is hell. Oh my god, bro. Oh my fucking god. I don't care, bro like
Like I'm not even kidding
I'm not even gonna say anything at all, bro. I
Can't bro. It's like any opportunity I care like I just keep my mouth shut. I don't even care to get you
That's the thing. I just don't care anymore, bro. Just leave me
Like I can't even troll no more if it's interesting to all like we can just what did I just get late?
Like geez the fucking reason like I did I still care
What else did I miss
excuse me oh shit um what what is this 339 thousand likes 14 million views in
three hours does Cristiano Ronaldo have the most like support system ever and
Bop hey, that's my guy
Name more junior
Hat Wow
No, I what
How much money do you think an ad like this cost just hand the ball with your hand
like this is okay I'm not even trying to
describe what does Nike have that much
money to pay like $50 million
for a commercial maybe I'm stupid
is that yo yo yo what the fuck is going
on what the fuck am I watching why is
yo you know what dude I'm not gonna lie
I have this hunch that randomly I don't
what's gonna happen bro Marlon is just gonna end up with the Kardashians it's
in the family somehow
wait what the fuck am I watching is this a fucking Fortnite lobby
Hold on now hold on Holland, right? That's Holland Rashford
Yeah, I'm not a larp of some work. Yeah
Who's blurred who is that is it me
It's kind of quiet you still be buying like Nike shit look here you don't have any junior
What am I watching?
Why is there a Fortnite-
I call it
People are saying that I'm back in Easter passable. Well, I think it's a ridiculous thing to say
Okay, how much money was this ad no troll how much shit
Oh brother, I don't want to split but you're about to see something while I was going for
3 days chat watch
I can't think I'm serious bro like like bro
I know it's night but it's just so random
No, the skim go rash in half of the way Nike. I didn't know that
If you have skims with them
Yeah, I'll be honest with you skims underwear is the most comfortable underwear drop on me if you don't
What are they doing out there? Sorry about that guys the point that I'm making is that
We wrote this
Like, what is this commercial?
So now LeBron James, hold on LeBron, wait LeBron signed to Nike, am I dumb?
I don't even know that.
LeBron, Kim, Trav, like a lot of football players, etc.
But is it a hot take to say that LeBron has the most war in here?
for you what the fuck yeah bro this is like this has to be like i'm not even
kidding this commercial has to be like 50 million dollars this is an aura class
share let's talk about it i'll be honest with you like LeBron is just i don't
know how to describe it goats goodbye the goats goodbye
yeah so humble this is made for you the goats goodbye
I mean, you're both the guys.
This is so humble.
What the fuck?
Me home.
What is...
That's unrealistic, Ronaldo would never fall to the ground like that.
BEG OVE RECOVER GOD NO!
NO!
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POV LeBron James comes out of the fire lifts him up with his hand and says it's okay
And then caresses him like a baby kisses his forehead
Did I even say it gets lonely of
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
Like what?
Right, bro.
Why won't you just die?
Dive in.
They say it gets lonely on the top.
No over here.
Listen.
What's going on?
Bro.
What?
This is deadass like a Fortnite lobby.
Check this out. Look at him.
So the joke here is, I'm not a LARP LARP support.
He's actually hitting his celebration right now. This is his celebration.
So guys, I'm not LARPing. I know this.
Holland, this is his celebration. So this is what he does.
Yup, yup, yup. Good, good ball, Nause. Thank you.
Kim, get out! We don't care!
This looks fun. What are y'all shooting?
I feel like Travis has worse of the air.
Oh my god. Who's gonna win?
Wow, what a kick.
Who is this?
Oh, no!
I'm not even kidding this was this was actually a good fucking script
No troll.
I'll be honest with you, this was a good video.
This was dead-ass a good video.
This was dead-ass a good video.
Wow.
It felt like I was a part of that.
It's kind of weird.
I feel like I was a part of this.
I feel like they took my part out, actually.
I'm going to be honest with you.
I love this.
This was really good.
But my question is, who's going to actually win the World Cup this year?
It's weird because it's like, bro, they got like people who are uninterested in like soccer
slash football, whatever you want to call it, interested.
Like I'll be honest with you.
I don't really care to watch it on stream.
I'm actually curious to watch it in general because I heard and I don't know if this is
true.
Is this Ronaldo's last World Cup?
That's what I got told.
I got told that he, apparently this is like his last World Cup.
Wait.
think that he's gonna retire soon or now? And messy, say on God. Wait, so then who's
gonna take their spots? He's 41 years old? Wait, Ronaldo is 40? How old is Christiano?
41 years old
Bro mean him look great though for 41
Bro, he looks good
I'll be honest, bro
But he looks good dude
Almost as old as a dad speaking of a dad. Isn't it his birthday tonight? I could be mistaken. Is that true?
bro I'm gonna be honest what the fuck is this you did not get scammed bro hold
on why is that my thumbnail why is it a picture of Marlon
shirtless I'll be honest with you if this is Ronaldo's last World Cup this is
stable or no it owes last year streaming it only makes sense only makes
sense bro this is the last day wait what's going on it's going on here guys
guys what's going on and this was actually a great commercial I'm not
kidding this was good shout out Nike bro um guys I don't know if you know this
but we're not signed to a brand does any brand want me out there does any brand
out there want me dead ass looking sexy as fuck bro is there a world where this
is ever gonna be real like let's just like bro look how good like oh my god
like wow wow bro bro you're not brand friendly how am I not brand friendly
Scorpi there's a fucking furry in my hotel I fucked it why do you have so my
question to you is like why do you take screenshot first of all link me the
actual tweet where I said this because it's not real there's not it's not
But I'll be honest with you. I went to twitch con last year and there was dead ass a fucking furry there are two years ago
Should I go to twitch con on stream again this year or not worth it?
I'll be honest with you like I
Don't think it's worth it anymore, bro. Dude. I don't know what he's gonna spawn there, but bro
It's getting like
Ehhhhhhh
Like, I don't know how to fucking...
Bro, I don't know.
I don't know.
I get the birdie skin from 150 kilometers away.
Sometimes the player's either was a miner...
What?
On the...
Hahahaha
Mmm.
That was actually a good marathon, bro.
Y'all really liked it or no?
That was actually so much fun, bro.
Um...
We got flight doing IRLs now.
Bro, I really want a 1v1 flight, but I...
I feel he...
Is he live?
Is he live? Oh he is live.
I'm talking too much, I'm talking too much.
Bro he's playing basketball. Do you think he would do a 1v1 against me? Or Lamecky it's not happening.
Dude, he, okay, so I literally texted him and my message went green.
I don't, I don't really know bro, it disappeared.
I'm gonna be live tomorrow because I'm going live.
Let's then Friday. I'm gonna be live with Lacey
My spend comes a lot of room. I'll be live, but I'll be with Lacey
I know Lacey won't okay. Lacey wants to do a whole stream
Let's do a whole stream on me Friday
So I don't what was last time I saw clicks was it my 24 hour?
I really know what the schedule is but I'm gonna be with him no matter what either on either on history
Or if I'm gonna be live on me as well. So core clicks is happening, bro. Yes core clicks happen
That is not happening Corker, but I'll be honest with you. I am excited to see clicks
Bro is he good at Fortnite? I just want to ask you guys like I don't send this to him, but like generally
Bro, I really felt bad
Bro, I want I okay, so during the Minecraft marathon it happened
I watched some of it off stream little off stream mining and
Bro, all I can say is me hoe
Bro everyone is playing FNCS again, is it worth it for me and ladies to try to play?
Is it worth it or no
No? Yes? Bro, the thing is, like, neither of us are pros, so it's like, am I supposed
to, like, are we supposed to just lose? Like, there's no way, is Fortnite that fun? It's
fries. Wait, like, realistically speaking, would y'all even want to see us play a tournament?
Or no. You can be honest, I just won't if y'all don't want it, but like, bro, I miss
playing shit I do miss playing like it for fun I feel like Fortnite in 2026 though
it's like I don't know you should host one um probably not probably not you think
you think Fortnite would give me like a budget or now remember when I used to
host those those are actually pretty good no I miss you matter welcome back
don't call me matter that's not my fucking name I already saw that lays
He's bought Diana flowers guys you don't have to let me that no, but Lacey dead ass pay to pro how much did he pay him?
40,000 in a few raids did he actually pay him this?
Hold on let me call Lacey right now. I almost just leaked his number
Uh, Mihanyan?
Mihanyan?
Yeah?
Bro?
Yo, bro!
Yeah?
Did you really pay someone $40,000?
Yes.
Why does it say free setup at the courthouse?
Why does it say what?
Free setup at the house.
the house. Does anyone else here know about that? But why does he give a
fuck about free tap caps? So what if you spent $40,000 and you don't
wall that's not an option that's not an option me how okay hello so you think
you're gonna win an FNCS. Yes! Generally yes! You think that there's a chance that
you win FNCS and Klicks hasn't yet? Yes, there actually is. If you win FNCS
before Klicks on my soul, like I will suck you dry until like you cream all over
my face and make my face into a glazed donut. There's no chance in fucking
How that you win there's actually no chance. I'm a hater. I'm gonna be your biggest hater
In fact, I'm gonna play with Lays and I'm gonna stream snipe you off stream. There's just no chance, bro
I don't believe it
$40,000 do you think that's worth it like dead ass 1v1 him y'all know what happened last time I won v1 lacy easy claps
No, I'm a gamer at horn y'all don't know this, but I'm dead ass a fuck. I'm a gay merbrough. I'm dead ass a gay merbrough
I'm dead ass he's better in game though. That's cap. That's cap yo guys. Are you forgetting like?
Well fuck well hold on
My brother gonna have to watch my FNCS. Let's just watch something like
Let me see here bro, I blabra, yeah.
Stable Ronaldo carries a make-a-wish kid to a cash-cub win.
Why the fuck?
What kind of fucking title is this?
Alright bro, I just need to survive early and we can win, bro, I was just saying that
before.
Why the fuck does it say?
Why does this say a make-a-wish kid to a cash-cub win?
Is Jason deadass like equivalent to a make-a-wish?
But look how good I was!
Ah, fuck, he hit me.
I don't really watch Fortnite like that, but is it as fun as like this era or no?
Right, used to be pretty good.
So, desync cheater.
Cheating?
Wha- wha-
Yeah, literally what the fuck was that, bro? What the fuck was that, bro? That guy's hacking? Like, what the fuck?
Well, oh my god. This was actually a fucking classic, but has anyone watched my streams when me and Lace played FNCS?
And we thought we had a free kill on someone, and the guy was dead ass just full cheating, and he just like randomly fucking flicked.
I don't know if anyone was there for that. I don't know how many viewers I was averaging, but that was like actually like cancer, dude.
I don't know if someone has a clip on that that was like is fortnight still like a cheating game
Like is there a bunch of cheaters or no?
Like I don't really watch too much. I only watch like the fort like the tournaments
No, bro. I heard if you cheat on fortnight fortnight comes to your house like penetrates your asshole
Makes you make a tweet saying like oh fortnight is my daddy. I will no longer cheat in video games, etc
Like they do some crazy shit. They did us do some crazy shit, bro. I'm not even kidding
Um, yeah, XQC is talking shit.
Bro, I don't give a fuck.
What the fuck?
Did you just bait me to see SlimeDude 2003 Ballhog Protect present?
Voss?
Did you just bait like the fuck?
Shout out to him.
Hope his album's good, dude.
What?
How should skinny fat Indians train?
Often to have smaller joints, slimmer skeletons, more prone to fat gain in the stomach.
If you have that type of body, you're not going to benefit from-
Like, do you guys actually think here that like, I'm Indian?
Like, generally serious. Like, do you guys sit here every day like, thinking that I'm like, actually Indian?
Yes. Yes. Bro, do you know what's so bad that there's like, times of India that tweets-
Like, they post about me, like, every single day. Bro, they think that I'm Indian. Like,
It's like, it's like the dumbest, like, you guys like start like the dumbest rumors ever, bro.
Like, you deadass, oh it's the dumbest rumor, like...
Bro, I saw a clip on TikTok of Kanye or Yeh, excuse me, and Max kissing.
Like, there was like AI. This is why, like, the world is going to shit.
I don't know if anyone saw, like, the tic, like, I can't even watch this, like...
Bro, I was about to send it to Max, but I feel like you would have blocked my number.
Anyone know what I'm talking about?
My bad, bro.
It is AI.
It is AI, bro.
Um...
What is this?
Bro, I told you, see?
Bro, y'all underestimate my ability to be a gamer.
Bro, this is with Laze!
Look at this shit!
Bro, look how good I was in my fucking...
Is this even my prime?
Look at this shit. What is the bangler ash?
Look at this shit
Bro be honest though is this peak or no?
Bro, this is peak bro, bro, this is peaks like this is peak, bro. I
I do not get carried by lees. Yo you guys just say I get carried to everything!
But you know what you are!
What?
Oh my god! Wait what is this?
Where should I just go?
There's lees sound like a nerd.
Under the bridge. Solo solo.
holy shit wait on the bridge bro chat look at this this is why we fortnight
ready oh my god this was against Nick 830 oh my god we fucked his little asshole off
I have a look. Did I do anything there? Or did I just get carried? What is this?
I guess two. They're checking the replays because they said we were hawking.
Whoo, who is so good at Hawking?
I'm putting that baby holding his fucking fisters now bro. Look at this bro. Look at it. Look at me
Well, who went down? Lays did. Look at me bro. I'm a fuck it y'all. I don't want us
Bro, I'm go at it bro. I'm fucking go at it. Let me see how we won
I'm sorry, bro. I gotta see how can I get up bro watch this watch this ladies
Look out. I've been doing everything
Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit.
Yo, relax, bro. Everyone makes mistakes, bro. Everyone...
Bro, that's not carried. That's not ca...
I can't, bro.
What does...
What does that chat message say?
Imagine if he made a clothing brand stay in the box.
Yeah, I'm not even kidding for my chat might have been the worst chat ever
Like what was like bro? What are people like what are even people typing bro like that ass?
like bro
Ron doing the stinky in the bush burgers good
He gets pet and this John's is petting something. They're tanking
Oh wait, hey, bro. I'm gonna start click. Can I keep your ass stable on me stable on three?
Yeah, I'm not even kidding man. What a fucking error, bro. I would lose my mind reading it
What is my worst chat? Was it dead ass? Was it dead ass fortnight? Was it streaming fortnight?
Dude, I mean it's better at least that my chat was moving who was there for 2023
My chat wasn't even moving
That s um, I'm looking down to play fortnight, bro
Is it is it fun nowadays? Like what is like who's the biggest fortnight shimmer right now would y'all say?
Like who's the biggest?
Also, by the way, I got told that the movie back rooms is dog shit not worth watching is that true
Who's like in game like I want to see like real game
game. That movie's trash? I heard it was really bad. Like should I just not watch it?
Yo you know what movie's good obsession is actually good. Oh Nick 830's live.
Alright here goes nothing. Medallion vs. Medallion.
Yeah this looks kind of ass.
Ultimate. Stand up.
Oh it's doing the hitch.
What? Bro I'm not even kidding.
I know Nick a 30 like no weird shit like
You just know that he is a fucking freaking the bed. There's no way like I feel like
Like I'm gonna be on you know, don't talk about or no you get asked what I'm talking about
You could question mark me all you want, but I just feel like he likes getting like
Spanked and like handcuffed and like jerked off from behind. I don't know
Who else is streaming for night who's at the top? Let me see how the game looks
Is the game this bright now it is it's this bright
It's creative
Bro, I'm not gonna lie if I got on for I do you think I would even get a win nowadays like is it hard like there's no way
It's that hard, bro
It's not that hard. There's no way
Excuse me
They would put you in bot lobbies
But I'm not a bot. I have an FNCS win to my name. That's not even a chance
Do a streamer. You have to get a win eyes emoji. I'll be honest with you last time we tried playing fortnight
You motherfuckers get ass ruined it. All you guys did was just stream snipe me, bro
I couldn't even get out of the bus. I couldn't even get out of the bus, bro
Like, there's so many people in this fucking chop that doesn't even play Fortnite, but
you would get on just to fucking ruin my happiness, bro.
My happiness.
What is this?
A professional TikTok bodybuilder rated the physiques of several core members.
Core boy addition.
Staber Ronaldo.
Now, Ron has been in this circle for the past year, it seems like, of trying to get
in shape, and he's been working with a trainer recently, but nothing has changed on his physique
because he-
That is actual cap.
So you guys genuinely will sit here and say my physique hasn't changed at all?
Like actually, like, can you not get rid of me for one second?
I just need a towel.
You deadass don't think I'm losing weight.
Just doesn't eat good.
He has small arms with no definition to his chest,
and he has no abs.
So he really needs to improve everything.
I'm rating Ron's physique a 3.5 out of 10.
Lacey, now he has lost over 100 pounds, which is awesome,
but we've only seen his physique a handful of times.
But he is seemingly making progress month over month.
His best body part as a former big guy is probably his calves, but the best part about his upper body is definitely his arms obviously.
To see more he needs to keep losing weight and gaining muscle.
But I'm rating Lacey's physique a 4 out of 10.
So...
So just so I'm clear.
Like, just so I'm actually clear, right?
So it makes sense to me.
Not even on some hate and shit, just like being a realist.
Lacey, deadass, weighs more.
He also has more body fat percent.
He literally told me.
But somehow, his physique, so I'm the fucking,
so I'm the fat ass of the group.
Jace, now it seems like he's been training a bit
because there is some more, he lost weight unlike you.
So you're gonna see your deadass tell me
that I didn't lose weight like no troll.
Like bro, we can do this all day.
Like bro, like outlaw, tell him bro.
Like, bro, I'm losing weight.
Like, I'm losing weight, bro.
Like, I'm tired of looking like this.
I don't want to look like this anymore, bro.
Like, I'm losing it.
Bro, I look good.
Oh, God, like, you see the abs coming in or not?
Look.
Bro, it looks good.
I'm dead ass.
I'm losing my face fat.
I'm losing.
No, I'm gonna prove people wrong without even, I don't gotta say nothing, bro.
I didn't have to say anything.
I didn't have to say anything.
Yo, we're gonna talk about face or we're gonna talk about weight loss.
Bro, I'm gonna be honest with you, this guy has more muscle, but who has more appeal?
Let's be honest here.
Bro, let's talk about a chop ranking.
You're chopped, bro.
100 pounds, which is awesome, but we've only seen his physique a hand.
This guy's chopped.
I'm not talking about Lacey.
I'm talking about this guy.
and full of times, but he is seemingly making progress month over month, his best body part
as a for-
He moggs you.
I mean, let's be real, bro.
I don't know.
This is how you can lose weight quickly?
What?
What is taser boxing, man?
So you want me to get a taser on stream and box with a taser?
Does this look fun to you at all?
Yes.
Okay, yeah, sure.
We're gonna do this in the backyard, bro.
We'll do this with the backyard.
While we have this in the backyard, we're gonna have a petting zoo and then we're also gonna
have...
I don't know, bro.
What else?
What else?
What else, bro?
What else?
Bro, I'm not even kidding.
I've never seen KSI.
Yo, do you see how much hate he's getting?
Like, do you guys think it was a good move for him to leave?
Like, bro.
Bro, I saw how much hate he's getting and I'm just like, damn, bro.
This reminds me of like, just stable Ronaldo, like, bro, people just hate for no reason.
But do you think it was a good idea?
Okay.
Do you think he's fair for leaving?
I feel like bro he could do whatever he wants. He's a grown man. Like I feel like people are drawing the overboard dead ass
Bro, he literally said that he just wants to like focus on his own shit
Which is it's fair and then not only that but his family like he doesn't see his family
But bro, I don't know yo if the side you think the Sidemen need like an extra like if the Sidemen offered me when I be
Should I leave core?
Like dead ass
My bro, I don't know
I'm gonna be honest with you, bro. Like
They might need me they might need me. Hello side of men. Do you like animals?
They don't know you Maya if you need help to contact me stable Renato, I'll help you here. I got you
Let me leave a comment
Hey, do you guys?
Do you guys need a new member?
I'll be willing to leave my group
Stop spamming random kid, but like whatever I can't even have fun no more on Twitter y'all just like tight bullshit man
That has y'all type bullshit. Love you Ron. You changed my life
Ethan you changed my life you in the chat changed my life every message every Keckwa every Keckwok
Y'all changed my life
I can
No chat, I'm not kidding. I need some help right now two things one
What color should we change our car?
Bro, I want to change it completely, but I need help picking out a color like I did ask me to help picking out a color
Bro, but you guys need to change it, bro. I don't want to change it something that no one likes you know saying
Also, by the way, I don't know who's gonna hear this.
This can get clipped, this can get whatever, maybe it won't.
I, Stable Renoto, and this Twitch chat, we are going to court.
I don't care what it is, I don't care what's happening.
I, Stable Renoto, and this chat, everybody here, I'm starting a fucking, what is it called?
revenge what is it called when you want to take something down bro what is it oh
my god what is it called uh I'm starting a revolution I'm starting a
protest I believe that every car dealer right now is a legally drop of me if you
want a car drop of me drop of me drop of me if you want a car but you can't
afford a car drop of me bro I don't know what it is but these dealerships are
are fucking over every human, facts or no.
Bro, SVJs are now $1.6 million.
Mee-ho!
This car went up $500,000 in two days.
And you know what it is?
It is fucking dealerships are selling it
to other dealerships for fake prices
so that they raise it for everybody.
This is bullshit, facts or no.
Oh, God, this is bullshit.
I'm dead ass and I'll be honest with you.
Call me whatever you want.
I asked my lawyer a question and he said,
my legal team informed me that there's a violation
of federal and state anti-trust laws
due to colluding to artificially raising prices.
I will stop this shit.
I don't give a fuck.
This shit is crazy, bro.
This shit is actually crazy
how the world is getting fucked over.
Drop on me if you're struggling to fucking eat right now.
Bro, I'm not even kidding.
What is with the world?
And it's like, it's just trying to,
they're just, I don't know too much, man,
Like this is bullshit. This is bullshit. This is dead-ass bullshit, bro
I read I read online the average starting car now like a brand-new car is like
Did anyone see it? It's like $50,000 ten years ago. It was 30,000 something's going on right now
But he got a $400,000 car, I'll be honest with you my car is not worth
$400,000 if you know anything about cars it's not it's worth way less and they're lying to you on the market to try to get you to buy shit
Nah, bro. I'm gonna make an end to this. I'm dead ass. You motherfuckers think I'm kidding
I'm calling out dealerships by the way that one dealership that I went to Korea or whatever
They're not y'all don't worry. You're gonna be in my you're gonna be in my lawsuit. Don't worry
Dead ass dead ass. You're gonna be in my lawsuit. Something's coming soon, bro
Check on a wrong stream. Huh? It's going all wrong
stop touching me why is the bathwater brown bro is this I know you listen I I
need to try and be on the racism but just don't help the PR that you be
trying to get away from that's like me saying you get in the tub and I'm like
why is the bathwater black like yo right you can't just say that there's no
hell water bath water turn brown we've got enough in the tub bruh the fuck
What at the end of the day? Oh, so now I'm the guy I got it
What made us get into a tub I just thought about this
No, I'm not gonna lie that was like the worst idea ever we dead ass looks we look gay. No like nothing about it
There's probably mad people that just looked at us like we're just like like gay
And we did this June 1st!
Meeho!
That ass.
Um...
What is this?
Indian Simulator just got a mouse from PS5.
The most realistic survival game ever made.
Can I even watch this?
Yeah, yeah, this is like, this is not real.
This is not real, bro. Like, what are you linking me, bro?
Like that's actually just like plain racism like anyways, um blue would be sexy
LEAK! Oh no, did I leak? What is this?
I mean I kind of want to do blue but it's blue boring or no
It's not boring
Don't forget you owe us a 24 hour stream and Jinxy Oza lost in LA
Guys my 24 hour stream counts as the Minecraft marathon facts or no, let's be real here
It dead ass counts. Don't lie to me. Don't lie to me. It does count. That's not La Mickey. That's not La Mickey, bro
That's not La Mickey at all. How is what how is that? La Mickey?
So me doing what I told you I was gonna do is now La Mickey got it bro. Got it. No got it
Doesn't make any sense, bro. It's not cope. That's not cope, bro. That's not cope do this color
What?
I'm not doing red, red's a shit color, I hate red.
Talking about you, want to be in a Sidemen video?
If you're free on the 15th of June and why would I be in Dallas fucking Texas?
What the fuck is there to do there besides play Fart Night?
Like dead ass.
Um, I'll be honest with you, I thought about it, do you guys even want me to go through
Twittercom anymore?
I feel like it's just like a shit fucking like, like I hate it bro, like I hate seeing
you guys like I don't even know if it's worth going through anymore bro like
every time I read this shit when I'm not streaming it's like this is for you
guys not for me this is just aid central bro I miss Ron man I went into my
bathroom Saturday to go shower and I just saw Ron's chair setup was gone I
just saw his chair brother to use I miss Ron man I think I would say this I
I didn't think I would say this shit, but I miss Ron bro
You know all the nights I'll be so dead honest with you. Okay, I
Stole a piece of his underwear
Okay, and I don't think that's weird
But I just wanted something to like remember him like when I left I had to leave with something
I'm serious I answer I love with it what is that blob emo what is this blue dude in my
chat what is that's who is this that's weird brah it's not weird that's like that's like
going over to like your friend's house and you go through you go through like his mom
I'm never
Sleeping in my bed. I just I hate I just wanted him out of there. I hate it
But now it's just like I just miss out that I'm dead as I do I do miss I do miss waking up next to him. Oh
Yeah, I did talk to Pepsi yesterday
And let me tell you bro made me sad
Offstream I was talking about I
Miss you bet I
Deadass miss you bro
Miss your touch. I miss everything man dead ass
Look how proud he is bro
Also by the way shout out to Mario W. Mario yo, he made some banger tiktoks not even view wise
But like bro, he just he killed it bro. He dead ass killed it
Like bro his brain actually is just
I'm actually afraid to ever do a marathon with him again, what other game could we marathon together?
Elden Ring? Bro, I've already beat Elden Ring.
I'll be honest with you, I think I told you guys this but Marlon I think wants to play Elden Ring together
But like I deadass don't I deadass don't think I can do that. I'm dead serious. I genuinely think I could never beat that game with him
Yeah, it's like
Bro, I think Marlon playing out of ring is equivalent to like a fucking toddler learning how to drive bro
It's just not possible like I generally don't think you could do it
Did I just get a trick shot oh I forgot about
What was my worst death at his where this is the worst death?
Bro, do I have like a disease or something like that? Why do I keep like slurring my words?
Do I have like a problem?
Is anyone else noticing this bro is that like early signs of like actual brain problems or no?
Yeah, his worst death I think was the furnace and mine was like I don't even know
All right, well like Kuno makes his what did I miss?
Like Kuno makes his first appearance on the stream since the situation with him and his girlfriend. Oh as most you guys know
I've been gone for a bit
and while I've been gone I was working on myself and
Preparing the damage I've done to
My girlfriend and our relationship
I'll be honest with you
I hate talking about like any type of drama, but bro you cheat on your girl or a girl cheats on you
It's just like kill like like like keep yourself safe, man
It's like like why like just break up simple as that. It's dead as simple as that
and what I did to her was horrible and
I'm good off this bro. Like what am I listening to?
For a lot of people they like I can't even listen to this shit, bro
Like I just want to be like what I'm doing like that's like some bullshit content. I'm react to um
Um, throwing the Dap to Surprise birthday party.
Wait, is it Dap's birthday?
Like, when is a Dap's birthday?
June 5th, born in 1997?
Oh, holy fuck.
1997?
Jesus fucking Christ.
Adapt plans to change his birthday
You told your mom who's working on June 5th
that
You're moving your birthday to October this year. Yeah
What does adaptive even want like if we got him a gift today like what would he even want?
Like bro, what does adaptive want a
toy
sponsors
Toys. He's a grown-ass man. You think he wants toys? What?
All right, hold on. Let me get off this, bro.
Anime figures. I don't even know if Calabasas has anime figures.
I don't know. What would he want?
Is there a way we can shit tar a yummy to the house?
an off-white GTR. How far that place with the silver surfer? Hold on, let me make a quick
call real quick. Wait, so what is Jason gonna get him? Bro, Chad, do I have an ear infection?
I don't know what's going on, but I don't know what's going on, but I don't know what I'm
doing.
California number 8.
Guys, that's not leaked!
Oh my God, so you guys are going to figure out the other 7 digits, 8 digits, whatever it is.
You're going to figure that out? You're going to figure that out.
Yes, this chat's a bunch of dorks, bro.
Yes.
Anyways, I'm gonna get a death a nice gift. We'll figure it out. Should we do that today or tomorrow?
It's always are you stable or not? Oh, and never are you stable? Yeah, I'm done reaction to this sweater. Come shit
Did I see X you see his new hair boss?
His new hair, bro. I really want to get new hair, but y'all treat me like a fucking Sims character, bro
Like can I get new hair or no? Like I deadass want to go bro. I want to go blonde, bro. I'm dead ass serious
I want to go blonde. What does his new hair look like?
What the fuck?
I must have not sure how this is the trend of the tire we should wait this is like is this platinum
What is this?
It must be on the passenger side cuz I don't see anything on the driver's side
Ugly that's not my question. Is it blonde or is it silver or is it platinum?
Which is a lot less than what?
well I really like this one.
Everyone loves the goods.
What did you just send me?
Scary story?
So today we found the scariest characters ever and we recreated them in Minecraft.
Diddy are you excited?
I am.
Wait, wait, oh my god stop.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, so Sina, first of all who's Diddy?
Second of all,
Sina used to make Minecraft videos?
Them in Minecraft? Diddy, are you excited?
I am thrilled.
Alright, let's go.
I'm feeling a bit lucky today.
Who is Diddy?
I know mine's gonna be a good one.
Oh, oh, shoot.
Don't shoot Charles.
Yo, Sina, there's no fucking...
What?
Everybody has their own favorite video game character,
character so me and baby decided to put them on a wheel I gotta call it wait wait
wait wait wait wait
pretty no answer
hey how are you how are you are you calling me about the Minecraft marathon
that we're gonna do actually yes I am when you're actually calling me about a
Wait, you are?
Yes, actually I am.
Okay, when do you need to stay in my bathroom?
Cause I need to start clearing some out now.
I did just kinda blow it up, but we can make it work.
I'll probably need you to clear it out.
Everybody has their own favorite video game character.
So me and Diddy decided to put them on a wheel.
Yo, when did you make Minecraft videos?
Dude, I did it with my friends on board
and we'll keep some of them banged.
you wanted to be a you wanted to be a
no I want to make some extra cash cuz I was streaming
and I was like oh my god I need extra cash this is like fun to do on the side
because no one knows but the worst part about the job was I said fucking don't
ask the re-rolled on his mom's YouTube account go I think you could have made
pretty bad there better so then I had to like you know not tell them to kill
and it just sucks so.
Yeah, you should have made two tutorials.
I actually did, on Diddy's video.
I'm looking at your comment right now.
You think that I'm gonna do
re-making super scary minds of mind?
Is it like Demeter mom in the film photo?
Like what the fuck is this?
Okay, but isn't it a claim that I've never been in the nether
or complete a Minecraft, but I was making Minecraft edits?
That's what I'm saying.
So now it's time for us to run our marathon.
Santa I will never play Minecraft with you ever Ron okay how about this Ron what
if we do a bet and if I win then you have to play Minecraft with me in a
marathon if you win then you have to do something else I don't know. Santa I will play a
Minecraft marathon with you if you run a marathon with me. Your fat ass is not
I'm not running a marathon.
Do you own a, do you own a six pack today?
All right.
Listen, do you want to run a marathon?
Like imagine we just run a marathon,
we do it for charity, get the good looks.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, well, why are you adding get good looks onto that?
You're not getting good looks from a marathon.
That's not happening.
I'm talking about like get good looks
like people are like, oh my God, they're running for charity.
And we can just use that as a tax card.
We're gonna be like, oh my God, look,
we'll get those fat asses running.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
They're they wait wait
No, no, no, do me a favor stand up take your shirt off and then I have a girlfriend
So chill jiggles see how much jiggles
I have a girlfriend. I have a girlfriend. Stop stop flirting with me. Stop flirting with me
Stop flirting with me. Stop flirting with me. Stop flirting with me. Stop flirting with me
I don't know what she's on bro. I don't know what she's on right now. I'll be called Jason
Yo, are you buying adaptive gift today?
Yeah, listen, yo, you want to throw, wait, shh, shh, shh, oh my god.
I'm throwing adaptive, a surprise birthday party.
You want to be, like, doing it on this?
I'm about to go get him gifts right now.
He loves toys, he loves anime, he loves superheroes, and he loves cranes.
I wanted to give him a surprise gift like a big one okay wait what where are you
going what store
Probably Ralph's
That's where you're gonna get toys
I'm not going around for the fifth stream in a row. I'm not doing that
Who's the king of Cal bassist
Cp
Chloe Park y'all don't I'm too grown. No, I'm not
I mean if you're not going to if you're not gonna go to Ralph's
Is there any toys around us
What's a toy store called what's like a type of toy store?
I'm trying to think what's like a type of toy store
Toys R Us shut up
Is Toys R Us even a thing
What mall no I got kicked out of that mall low-key we if you're not Marlon you're getting kicked out
You're not Marlon
It doesn't matter bro Marlon was going up to people dad
He was going up to security Dap in the month, and they were like it's cool Marlon. I'm not gonna lie. Oh, you know where we could go
We could go to the Darth Maul
Anyways
I don't really know any place to buy toys bro
We're just in the middle of nowhere unless we go all the way to LA. Let me see how far it is
Chad, what was that?
We could go
What
Well, that's fine, that's that's good for you
I mean breath 3 9 1 1 0 set of avenues only 30 minutes away, which means all the toys are over there
So what is that target?
Okay, let's go to target man.
Let's fucking go, man.
Target.
Let's fucking go, bro.
LACE!
Aye.
Stop putting a baby rage.
I'm gonna be honest with you, should I start a Minecraft channel like Sinnoh?
Remember when Thanos snapped and made your-
Wait.
Thanos.
Remember when Thanos snapped and made your favorite Marvel Heroes vanish?
Well guess where they ended up?
Getting recreated by Diddy and I in Minecraft today.
Diddy are you ready?
Let's go!
Come on!
Please give me Iron Man!
Oh wait!
Spider-Man!
Oh I'm gonna have so much fun!
I'm so excited!
I'm gonna have to catch you a good one!
Yes Spider-Man!
Cynna this dead ass might be the worst type of-
Cynna is cool and all but here's my Iron Man friend!
Oh wait!
You know what?
We're Captain America!
That's a good one!
Iron Man for- Oh, wait, you know what, we're Captain America!
What?
Captain, that's a good one!
That's a really good one!
I'm happy with this!
I'm gonna be turning the zombie into Captain America!
Time to make-
Like, this is bad.
This shit is for kids, but I'm gonna be honest with you, is the kid even gonna watch this
fucking baby-
Spider-Man out of his hut!
Like, is this what kids watch, bro?
Let's start by making him red!
Let's start by giving Iron Man his iconic blue color!
Let's start off by giving him that star!
What, shrink down his head?
What the fuck?
if I watch it. Bro, I got a low key make. I got to make a channel, bro. I did ask
got to make a channel. The only channel I had was low key. My main channel, like if
we dig deeper, shut up, Santa. I don't know. There's something definitely in the depths.
I don't even care, bro. My estimated revenue of this channel is $53. Hold on. Let's see.
Let's see, uh, hold on.
Now it's having broke.
What's all the way at the back?
What did I use to upload?
H1Z1 funny moment.
Yeah, I can't watch these.
Bro, I just, I uploaded some Baylish, bro.
I'm dead serious.
Like this is bad, like, yeah, we've seen all this though.
I mean, I used to just upload fucking H1Z1 montages,
bro, like this isn't even that bad, like.
This is just fucking bad, bro, isn't that?
H1Z1 with cheats?
Don't worry about it, bro.
Round the road player?
They used to give me my old Twitch name.
Let's not go there though.
What's up dude?
Hello.
Hello.
Hello dude.
Hello.
Yo dude, I think I have a fucking ear infection.
Like do I gotta stop picking my ear?
Yeah, my shit's still clogged.
Bro, that's why my nose is like, like you hear my nose is like, like bro I'm clogged.
You hear my nose is like, like bro I'm clogged.
Like that.
I'm a doctor.
Huh?
Bro, you ready to go to Chicago soon?
Yeah, see me live.
Bro, we're gonna...
Okay, what about?
Of course.
We're going to Oblast.
Milwaukee's only an hour and a half away.
You used to go there all the time.
Wait, what?
We can go to Milwaukee.
Actually?
Yeah, like an hour and a half away.
Five left, like 45, maybe an hour.
Wait, should we go to your hometown?
Yeah.
Like you're blowing down.
Well, I don't know.
You like that?
Yeah.
Bro, wait, so is it hot out?
I'm not getting into a million fucking degrees.
Like, I was out of breath from walking to my crib to here.
degrees. Like I was out of breath from walking to microbe here. I swear to God, I was here
from Atlanta. Look who's here, look. Get an angle over here. Hey. Hi, Parker. Hi. Look
at this guy, bro. He's just all wrapped up in his little blankie. Bro, he like gets into
the bed by himself. Like, I don't know how he did this. Here, let me cover you back up.
Right now where we just sleep, now we're on.
What's up, dude?
What's up, man?
Bro, I ain't showing him the outside now.
Like, look, you're open the door.
You know how I lock it?
Time to get to your room.
Bro, I let him experience life.
Like, look.
Look, Burger.
It's a whole new world.
Look.
He, like, looks for, like, 30 seconds,
and then he starts freaking out.
Yeah, I know imagine if you're outside a hawk would eat you instead. I'm keeping you safe with no rent
You get hot well he likes the Sun Sun
He used to be not like a calm kid, but now he's like a little dude also a new curb alerts. Yeah
Bro, I gotta stop like picking my ear like that ass.
I think that's why I get a, what does it call it, ear infection?
Yeah?
Yeah, why?
I don't know.
It's my...
No, it's my...
Wait, Chad, I have a question.
Is that why I get like congested?
Is it because of my ear infection?
Do you think that's what it is?
What if it's because of that?
Yes?
Yes. Oh my God. So I gotta, bro, I gotta stop.
Every time you see me pick my ear,
you just gonna slap me as hard as you can.
I'm not doing that.
Why not?
I'm gonna get really excited.
What?
Bro, you chat yesterday when I took the day off of work.
Bro, we hit up, we hit up this spot, bro.
Oh my God, yo, we gotta go get more drinks.
Oh no.
Oh my God.
You ready to go to Target?
Yeah, it's really fire.
I mean bro we're not just getting a toy though like I gotta get something yo I'm not kidding you'll play some Fortnite later. Yes, I'm gone. I'm done
Bro this dude bleeds like he loves gaming bro
Like dude every time I every time I like see you when I'm not streaming like on other people's streams or just in general
All you're doing is playing video games, right? Oh, it makes me happy. It keeps me distracted keeps me happy. Are you depressed?
Do you like playing video games? I do
No, I'm done.
Where's my phone?
There it is.
Bro, I got a Rocket League tournament coming up.
I did see that GC2 at that. That's gonna hit.
I know. I got a tournament chest.
Should I start playing Rocket League a little?
Bro, I used to be pretty good though.
I was like Grandmaster Elite, you know?
Yeah, man.
Do you mind if I piss real quick?
Yeah, you can do that.
Alright, let's see.
Should I keep the door open?
You could do that.
Wait a little bit more.
Oh, yeah.
Hold on.
I'm peeking.
No!
Okay.
What should I do? Just do it?
Oh, oh.
Ah.
Oh, oh.
Roh.
Roh.
Roh.
Roh.
Roh.
Ah.
Ah.
Roh.
Roh.
Roh.
Roh.
Roh.
Oh.
Roh.
Hey, now, do we look like a drug addict or nothing like that?
I gotta pop some Admills.
You should have heard of pop some, bro.
Chad, don't call me a druggy.
Don't be weird.
This is what I have you stuck.
You're gonna be literally gnawing off.
Stay swear.
How many do you turn?
You're not taking it with water, you're taking it with red bull.
It's gonna have a crazier effect.
I know, I don't have any water.
I'm not washing my hands in my own house.
Bro, there's two.
Drugs can't kill me.
I lit a drawing blank.
Alright, bro, you ready?
Do not try this at home, chat.
Whoa.
Okay.
My eyes twitching?
Dude, you're tweaking.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Everything like, am I twitching?
My mind came as the coolest shit I've ever seen.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, shit.
What are you doing, shit?
What's up, Burger?
Yeah, burger.
I left, there you go, he's listening, yeah.
Burger, I left you an iPad, just order on DoorNash, okay?
Okay?
If you're hungry, order DoorNash, okay?
Listen, I'm not doing this walk around town segment, I'm leaving.
So whoever wants to come, they can come.
Wait, is Lacey in his room?
I should probably ask him so, let's talk.
Because that's what a good friend does.
Stop being Ron with a bandage with a heart.
Hey Lacey!
Oh, I don't know, where does that say?
Core voice for Zeke List.
Marlin, Jason, Lacey, Adapt, Soakie, Ron.
This is why you can't lie, bro.
That's bad, bro.
I guess I'm at the bottom of the list.
I'm not at the bottom of the bathroom anymore.
Like, Mark, you see me? I'm losing weight, no?
Like, no troll.
No troll? You don't see it? Like, actually?
Like, I don't know how to explain it.
It, like, looks different. Like, it looks just more, like, defined.
Like, on the side.
I'm losing weight.
I mean, yeah, that's what that means.
Thank you, bro.
Alright.
Can you come in, or no?
Quick.
We're gonna go get a gatsby toy.
Oh, no, no, no.
All right, where's Jason?
He's in the car.
Oh, my gosh.
Where am I?
Here.
Oh.
I'm not doing this house anymore.
Why is there a basement?
Oh, my gosh.
Hold on.
That's it.
Oh, Ron.
Oh, Ron.
Oh, Ron.
Oh, the morning.
Kind of.
I'm good.
You got me.
I don't care about this.
No, no, no.
Why the fuck is there shit out everywhere?
This place is so good.
Oh, the morning.
Oh, the morning.
Kind of.
I'm good.
You got me.
I'm not.
This place is definitely so, so good.
Look at you.
You're not bossing him so.
Come over here, bossing him so.
Stop being a fucking asshole.
Rob, not a different hand than you.
You're not bossing him.
You want him touching a piece, you're touching our ass.
Come on, come on.
Touch the hand.
Come on, come on.
Touch the hand.
That's the right hand.
There you go.
There you go.
Yeah, there you go.
Take a seat.
Take a seat.
Oh my head.
I haven't washed my hands in like four weeks.
What?
How did I even boss him off, sir?
All right, so what are they supposed to do?
Is this supposed to give me like some life?
You're supposed to give me like some life.
No, it's just like, is it actually good or is it like gashed up or not?
I took a bite, yeah. I took a bite of the actual one. Out of there.
The aeronautics one in like 24 hours?
Wait, isn't there alcohol in there?
No, no, no.
It's not alcohol.
Say oh god.
No, no, no.
I might eat it.
Then why don't people go off the water and sleep?
I think there's a droop on me.
Oh my god.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. We all eat at the same time.
We all eat at the same time.
You gonna try it?
It's your bad.
I'm having it.
You said you tried it.
No, no, no.
I tried it.
At least he won, but this is ours.
Yeah, I tried it.
This is like homemade.
They had some pre-made bullshit.
All right.
This is straight out of fucking Ralph's.
Oh, it's very ungrossed.
Let's take a shit-gallon.
Oh.
Oh my God.
Do you see this one right here?
Okay, so what is this?
It's just Kool-Aid with...
It's pineapple Kool-Aid.
No.
I heard you're supposed to put more sugar in it.
No, we put mad sugar in it.
Look at the bottom.
The bottom is straight.
The sugar is the best.
You might think I'm taking apart it.
This bite would take five years out of your life.
Cheers, cheers boys, cheers.
More core.
Yo!
That big.
Wait!
Whoa!
Whoa!
That big.
That big, yeah.
That big.
Oh my God.
That big.
That's a mean Gilbert said to be said it tastes a lot just like pineapple
So this is gonna take years off my life?
I'm gonna eat a bread for you my friend.
That'd be good.
That'd be good.
That'd be good.
That'd be good.
That'd be good.
That'd be good.
That'd be good.
That'd be good.
Hey!
Yo!
Bro!
That's how you eat.
I'm gonna taste it.
Bro, at least.
Bro, I just don't want to rock.
Our city's gags, bro.
Wait, they just say that.
I can't wait.
Why is Drew Wally gonna lie?
I don't know, I just like it.
I'm not gonna argue with you that.
Go ahead Drew, I have your answer.
Say it bro, say it Drew.
Take a bite bro, what are you gonna say?
Go ahead, take a bite.
I don't know what you're gonna say, go ahead, take a bite.
I'm bad.
What?
Oh.
I'm close.
Oh, he didn't say that.
Wait a minute.
I don't know how to memorize this, but I'm going to fuck through the answer.
Oh, you're supposed to do the line, man.
You can say it's fast.
What's the line?
Oh, I've never seen the video like that.
I'm not here.
I'm not.
Meet you at Target, you coming?
No.
Who do you want?
Who do you want?
Me.
I'm just going to go ahead and get back to this.
We're going to get him some toys.
We're going to get some toys.
Come on, bro.
I'm going to have to have stores.
We did not fucking get it.
I wasn't that facedown when he did not get to do it.
Not gonna be.
Get a ass.
He's what?
For my surprise, bro.
He's not what?
You think he's just sitting there just using the content?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
He's not gonna be.
Get a move.
Can you hear our heart?
Wait, wait, wait.
Can you hear our heart?
No, I don't.
Don't look at the message.
I got the message once yesterday.
Bro.
So that was his hibernating.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
I got a lot of surprises.
You said the buddy was a cop like Jason.
He's a cop like Jason.
Yeah, wait, what did you get?
What did you get him from the classroom?
I got him from Rolex.
Remember that?
Remember that?
Remember I got him from Rolex?
What did Jason get him from there?
Oh, phew!
Yeah, fuck!
What is this?
Oh, no!
I didn't know what the fuck it just is!
What did you get him from there?
You have to like...
I got a good gig!
I got a good gig!
I got you, fuck!
You remember you were there!
Nah, I got you from Rolex last year.
I'm coming out from the world on this.
Yeah, yeah, I got you.
I got you
Yeah, I got you a brand new car. I was a fucking car. I'm trying to make that fucking brand new car.
I never did that. Who did that?
Yeah, it's a little middle loser ass that does.
I got Lou a good gift.
What?
$3,000.
Oh, yeah, $3,000.
Just because it's money doesn't mean it's a good gift.
Uh, he actually showed a lot of appreciation.
Lou, hey, I want to give you a hand.
I know you're a loser.
Lou's a loser gift.
Lou's a loser gift.
Are you serious?
What the fuck are you talking about?
Lou's a loser gift, bro.
You're just taking by yourself, you know what he's an Alfred
That's the guy who did the pets in the house.
Oh, is that the guy that did the pets in the house?
Yeah, that's him.
Why are you running?
Why are you running?
Why are you running?
What?
So...
Well, you can talk to him.
Can you fucking move?
No, you can't fucking talk to him.
I'm so sorry.
I can't.
Come on, bro.
I'm holding the sack of a school.
You need to come out of the house.
You need to come out of the house.
So why do you want me here?
Because I don't want to be in the sack of a school.
Whoa.
Wait, Suki.
You got a key?
I don't know what you're doing.
I'm following you around all day.
I know, man.
Put the camera on your face.
Can I get my drink out?
Wait, Suki, you've got...
I can't get my joke.
You've got a kiddie pool for your girlfriend.
Chill.
What the fuck?
Who's car we taking yours so much easier
Yo give him his chopsticks back brother part of him
Yo, yo, yo, you're an asshole, you know that?
Hey, because when you were getting chanced with all the witty fans, I was there, you
know?
Oh, he's wildin'!
All the witty fans was callin' you all types of shit, I was there like bro, not like
you.
He's wildin'!
Look, I'm gonna have city silkies on that at all.
And then all of a sudden, all of a sudden, this shit happen, you wanna drag it, you
fuckin' ah!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
No, that was me, that was me.
Wrong person.
You wanna come with us?
I'm not alive yet.
Like, dude, the guy who was live, bro.
What's up?
I saw you had a cameraman, a camera woman.
Yeah, I saw her, she fucked up our whole mirror.
What?
The driveway, yeah.
Her whole mirror came off of her car.
Are you serious?
Yeah, we and Lays were leaving and she got into the wrong house.
I was like, oh no, it's the other house as we were leaving and she's like, and she's like
reversing while she's
Hit like
He's out! He's out!
He's out! AHHHHHHH!
I know, I know, I know.
I know the reason.
Oh, you went on electric mode, Arnold.
Oh my god.
Yo, is this shit supposed to be a fucking sauna mode?
Maybe because it's been sitting in the sun.
What?
the sun the sun holy fuck yeah this shit kind of reminds me of like
shit oh you break his me back
like the door's fit this shit kind of reminds me of like a sauna for Thanos
hold on let me get this guy on my shower yeah it's like a fucking million in here
hold on bro i mean yeah there's a thing called an ac you can turn on yeah it's about it doesn't
work shut up bro i thought you didn't see how it works oh you know we couldn't do it let's go to
this fridge so fucking cold no you got me that's driving to my destination
uber respect respect my respect is earned not given I almost slept up and put
two words together and sound like the end word this is nice bro you ever
seen that one clip of DJ Khaled and Rick Ross and they get pulled over and then
and DJ Khaled jumps into the river?
No.
You never seen that clip?
No, I've seen it, bro.
Yeah, I've just texted him.
I don't...
I texted him, are you here?
He's chasing me, I don't know why.
What the fuck does that mean?
What?
What did that respond?
I just realized this...
Getting no troll.
You gotta help me.
What?
We gotta solve sides.
Just...
Just make it easy for me, okay?
On my nose.
On my nose, bro.
There we go.
We can do this.
Hold on Jay. Yo, put the fucking glass back where the glass belongs. Put it in the fridge, alright.
Alright. Hold on, Jay.
Hold on, slow down.
Slow down!
See? No, bro!
We're in our driveway! We're still in our driveway! It's legal!
We're still in the driveway!
God damn, bro, you're not cool for a second.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Oh shit!
Fuck you, oh shit!
Alright, now it's my good side.
I had you, bro, I had a pimple over there.
Oh fuck! What?
The kid almost closed on me. Holy shit!
Alright, bro, let's put our seatbelts on.
Why do you say Tarch is a one hour wait?
That's not even, it's like 15 minutes, why don't you say one hour?
What's Tarch?
Probably the one that you have to find the one on target.
Oh my God!
Barely even know her!
Are we there yet?
Bro what? No way we can't use him for content.
Yeah Jason I was doing like a little throwback where I was looking at my
Fortnite Montages and I had a video with you that said I carried a make-a-wish to
a cash couple in. Yeah really just thought about it.
Who's the make-a-lish?
Who's you?
What?
Well, that- I'm not a make-a-lish though.
Well?
We were dueling.
That was like- that was me and you.
Bro, fuck all that shit.
You're gonna get your ass beat by Asians in three days.
Yeah.
Can I get a retweet?
This is not happening. This is not happening.
I'll be honest with you, bro.
Yeah, I've been- I've been-
That was good. Recovering.
The only way is no way actually exists.
What the fuck?
What do I-
Oh, shit!
Yeah, like tip that door right on there?
I don't know!
Fun run?
Yeah, yeah, I need anything on the ops.
You got any games on the shit?
You can actually, I'm gonna do a marathon over here.
Can't, can't in stream till I beat, uh, Fortnite in the back of the backpack.
I don't give a fuck!
Oh, I was just letting you know, I don't know.
Hold on, bruh.
I'm doing some actual fucking work.
Oh, no music, bruh.
I don't want to listen to music, bruh.
That's my car, buddy.
What is this?
You're gonna get into a fucking accident, bro.
Stop backseat driving. I actually hate backseat driving.
I've never been in a car accident.
That's even a word. You've never been into an accident?
Never been in a car accident. One time in Arlington, but it was on my phone.
So do I expose you right now or no?
Okay, load of music.
Um, I don't know, maybe the time that you told me off-stream that you hit a pole and you lied to me for three months
But you didn't tell me that you actually hit someone
I never, what? I never hit someone?
The RS7?
I never hit someone
You said you rolled into someone
Oh yeah, there was one time
Oh yeah, I remember that
Oh my god, yeah, cause I was wrapping like a water bottle and I was in the passenger seat and I let my foot off the brake
And then it moved into a stationary car or something like that, I don't know that, yeah.
It's okay, my heart.
Yeah, it ain't my problem, it's a stationary car.
It happens, bro.
You know what, I'll say it to him.
Bro, you literally almost died that one time, bro, because you weren't looking left and
right.
Okay, that's fine.
That's fine.
Yo, you know what's crazy, bro?
I used to look up to you and all this shit, but like, bro, you ever since like, you've
been doing this like weird shit with like animals recently, bro.
I don't know, no, no, no.
We're not doing this shit, we're not, not today, bro.
I love animals. I love animals. I love animals, friend.
I love animals, man, but...
Yo, so, question. Is the air here?
Is the air on? Is this a fake Maybach?
No. So, you gotta click on the AC button and then you turn it on.
It turns the air on.
You're a fucking retard.
Yo, brother!
I mean, fucking...
I've used animals.
What is wrong with y'all? Genuinely, what is wrong with y'all?
I mean, bro, why'd you do that?
I did it, uh...
Bro, I saw this clip that you killed a stink bug.
You're actually a piece of shit.
No, I didn't! He stepped on it!
But you're out of your fucking mind?
He stepped on the stink bug. I was trying to get everybody out the way.
There's no fucking footage of that.
Every life is different.
There is footage of you abusing animals, though,
bringing them to a thousand-degree weather in Calvassus.
A thousand-degree weather?
I can vouch that, actually.
Don't worry, they have fake turf.
You know what's crazy?
But before string he's like yo bro like you should you should be on this so like the hay gets split
Thank God bro, I would have caught a hate for him
Dude, you know you should do you should donate a hundred fifty thousand dollars to my sanctuary
So there's a limit to how much you donate to charity much of you donated too much to cow
That's why I don't donate no more. I just gave away too much money. I don't even have money for myself to pay taxes
Yeah, you want to join my court case or not what I'm doing a case against dealerships right now
Like, uh, what's the case?
Uh, they're illegally raising prices by selling it to other dealerships to manipulate the market and basically make it so no one can own a car.
This is for low-end cars and high-end cars, and I got a message from my lawyer saying they're violating code.
So, who are you suing?
Uh, a couple dealerships. I'm gonna make a statement, bro. Something's going on in the world that I'm gonna get to the bottom of it.
What? You're fucking a hero.
You're fucking a hero.
Did you know the average- something about- I saw it today. I talked about my Chad with it.
Oh shit, that was
Bro, apparently like the car is like a fifty thousand dollars so that's we don't know to get like a new car
I'm gonna that the average is like fifty thousand dollars ten years ago is thirty thousand
Something's going on bro, and I'm gonna get to the bottom of it. He's called inflation. Yeah, and I'm gonna stop it
How I'm gonna give a million dollars to everybody in the world
I'm gonna give a million if I stopped taxes we would have more money
I don't want to run for president
I don't know how to go
You know I don't vote for the team choice awards
It's a good reference right there if you know you know you see that
guys I'm not running ads that's twitch doing that oh shit focus on the fucking
road when your eyes are something I know I'm just saying
see you miss the turn you miss the turn because you know co-pilot co-pilot you
you wanna fucking do something or are you gonna sit there and-
Bro you- Bro you're-
Hey you-
Hey- Hey- Hey- Hey- Hey- Hey- Hey- Hey- Hey- Hey- Hey-
So now he's making fun of people.
I see hate disabled kids.
Oh shit.
I didn't realize my chat turned into a song for two minutes.
Fuck it.
Stop arguing and just-
What is that message?
I see there's a lot.
They're saying disgusting at Jay-Z or the Therobromoji.
For what?
Because you're just a disgusting male, bro.
Am I kidding, man?
We're a car full of males right now.
Do you think Red Dead Redemption 2 is a good game?
You're a 3.5 out of 10.
That's fine.
When Asian Jeff knocks you out.
Ah!
Asian Jeff is not knocking you out.
I'll put that in the air, bro.
I'm literally going to kill myself with that.
And he actually knocks you out where you lose to him?
On my soul, I'm never going to lose to him.
No, that's actually true. Why are you putting this pressure on me, bro?
It's true though. You're fighting Asian Jeff.
Okay. Don't say okay. You're fighting a boy.
You're literally fighting a boy.
He's literally older than me.
Is he? No, he's like 20 or 19 or something.
He's a child?
How old is Asian Jeff?
You're fighting a boy.
We're the same physique.
Yeah, and then you woke up, what do you do the same thing?
Hey, Leo, I have a question.
My friend Jason the Wean is going to be versing a dude named Asian Jeff in a boxing match.
Who do you got with it?
Asian Jeff fo-
What is he saying?
We got a love of the music, it's catching the music.
Say that again, wait, pfft.
Say that again, Leo?
Asian Jeff folds Jason like a cheap lawn chair in the first round.
I want to go to the court.
I want to go to the court.
I fucking guess?
Yo Leo, you're a fucking retard, how about that buddy?
You can even let him finish, man, you're disrespecting Leo.
Yo Leo, my friend Jason the wean says fuck you.
Excuse us here.
Oh.
Hey Leo, hey, hey Leo my friend Jason the wean says fuck you.
Yo Leo, I said Jason the Wean said fuck you
You know I'm not gonna lie you might actually get fucking murdered in that ring
Stop saying that stop saying that
Damn, oh shit man, she's about to move it stop saying that you know. Y'all might be watching at home, bro
I heard it's two and a half hours away
But you know what I'll be supported from the sidelines
You gonna watch your girlfriend fight or no
to stop those jokes you've got to stop
all right nice she graduated college
she got a law degree yes sir
wait we're about to pass by the acai place oh god I want to smooth it don't
don't make a hot though no one knows no one's gonna know our spot
it's our little spot bro they're the guy who so the guy who actually you won't
even believe this the guy who made the acai's hear us
Bro, a car literally swerved into the building, murdered him, and the whole Acai place is no longer open.
It was insane, it was the second we grabbed the whole kid.
It was literally as we grabbed him. We were like, what the fuck, timing?
That's the spot right there.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's-
I'm just gonna ask this spot right now.
No? I don't see it.
Is that the spot?
No, I can't-
The way they rebuilt it.
Oh, it's actually not it.
Oh, it's not it.
Wait, how is it?
Did it actually get rebuilt?
It could not be fixed anywhere else.
No, I mean, I'm not gonna get Acai.
You got a spot? You got a spot?
Did you just run over to f***ing curve him?
No.
I'm bro. I'm driving perfectly fine.
We're about to get adept. Toys.
Make a birthday f***ing special. He has no idea this is my time.
Yeah, bro. I'm adept. I'm 29 years old.
The first thing I want is to be on-street celebrating my birthday
with f***ing toys from f***ing Target.
Go f*** yourself, Jason.
I would love that if I was in.
Go f*** yourself.
Okay, fine, bro. If he...
Let's do it for him off string, girl. Let's buy the gift off string and gift him off string.
Oh yeah, let me... I'm about 30 years old. I want...
I want a gift of a fucking Spider-Man figure at Target. Go fuck yourself, Jason.
Alright, bro, what... At least I'm trying to do something for his birthday, bro.
Like, he has this mindset of, oh, I'm turning 29, birthday's don't matter anymore.
Every year I get closer to dying. No! Oh, shit.
That's a celebrate life. 29 is not even that old. I mean... I mean, it's not that old.
Don't be your honest, bro. I'm 20. I'm like 23 teen years old right now, and I'm scared about becoming 24
It was your 25 that's what it's like. Oh, shit. Dude even 24 though
How old are you? 22. Yeah, wait
It's not fun. I used to make fun of dads and shit like when I was playing Call of Duty growing up
I used to be like, they'd be like, bro, you're a squeaker. I'd be like, bro, you're you're 25, bro
I think I want that a lot. I think I want that a lot. Little did I know time is fucking moving, bro
Scary
What is a frontal lobe
What is a frontal lobe
I have that you definitely do but it doesn't finish developing for a long time. So what does that mean?
No, 25 your shit's actually probably almost developed
So once it develops like a new DLC to my brain or I guess you don't want like one more percent of your brain
Well, God or no, like I can't control it.
But is it, okay, but is it unlocked over time
and when you're 25, it's finished?
Or when you unlock it, that's, is that a free bike?
When you unlock it, does it start giving you more shit then?
You know what I'm saying?
No, it's an overtime thing, it's not like a-
So it finishes at 25?
Yeah, yeah, it's not like a 25 bang.
Your IQ increases, basically.
My IQ, last time I checked my IQ, I was at like 70.
70 IQ? That's not good bro. That's not bad. I think that's like, you're like you're on par with...
It's a sunflower. Could be zero. Oh yeah you're on par with like people who ride...
What? Whoa. Really Jason? That's not actually what you're doing? Whoa. That's a weird stout truck.
No
I don't give a fuck
My god, bro.
Bro, I hate when my number gets leaked.
It's just girls texting me.
It's like, so annoying.
Yes, bro.
And my girls just keep spam texting me pictures of themselves.
I'm like, stop. I have a girlfriend.
It's not fun.
It's actually not fun.
Got him here.
She can't look, so...
Oh, shit.
Alright.
What's that's favorite of you, bro?
Flash?
I
Don't know bro. I don't care. I'm a grown-ass man
Are we there yet, bro? Like what is this?
Let's get him like some
You get about 30 what you should what a 30 year old?
Are you gonna mean a casket a fucking gravestone? Yes, you should get a casket. Yes, bro. Is our casket stored here by
Do a split up maybe look around
Yeah, let's get two parts.
You get two gifts, I get two gifts.
Okay.
Yeah.
Easy.
What if we get kicked out?
Bro.
That's not even a possibility.
Target, really fuck with us, I target.
I don't know if it's a target.
I know the fish guy from Ralph's.
Yeah?
Silky Ding Dong did shit yesterday.
Oh, gosh, so weird of God.
You ran there?
I don't know if he's there.
Nah, he wasn't.
He ran into the door and like banged on it and ran.
I got killed.
No.
I got killed still.
He killed actually ground by his neck.
What is y'all's fish man's story?
We went basically to this market, we were looking for this fish oil thing, and the guide
neutral screamed at us saying, you need to leave!
No recording.
And then we kind of went away and he followed us, said he called security on us, and we
didn't even do anything.
We literally just like slowly walked away.
Little bit of a problem, bro
Yeah, you're probably wondering how I got no cuz you cuz they're asking oh, what do you get someone for that's like close to 30
And I was and they said as John
Oh my god
Our John would be honest
Random kid.
Oh, I was here before.
You seen there?
No. I was here off-stream.
Were they nice here?
No.
Not really.
Let's try to get like a maximum parking spot.
Sometimes people out here...
Fuck!
Bro, not maximum.
Sometimes people out here, they try to get in their signed forms.
Like how to like...
Yeah bro, I'm gonna tell them not to that, thank you.
What?
Can you give me a second?
What a mess, what a mess.
Are we gonna be president pulling up?
We look like fucking need them.
We're in a Maybag bro, T-Town.
We look like, we look like something's about to go down.
Oh god, Jason, do we park and get your GGs ready?
Let's see what it is.
It's gonna be W's Giller, it's gonna be pre-W's Giller.
Oh, that's a family of five.
Bro, I just, dude, we're just disgusting streamers who IRL and ruin people's day.
When is streaming gonna go back to desktops, bro?
These disgusting ass streamers are so annoying.
Listen, bro, listen, bro, as long as you show respect to people in the public eye.
Yeah, but this is just so disgusting, like...
What does streamers even provide for the world?
Perfect bucket parking, man. Can we get a W's going for the parking sign, man?
It's fucking y'all man, she's looking at you like she hates you
Oh, she was
You didn't want to know how to fight with me
You used to throw up a gangsta?
No, it was the peace, man
Or to set her shit in your car
Yeah, what's that?
Is that hot to her?
What would you do if she did ask to scrape your car?
I would jump out and I would stand behind her on the line
Let me get your fucking information out
Holy shit
It's some aura
What do you do?
Sometimes I'm a little bad boy, only 50% of the time, don't even know what I'm referencing to you.
No, I don't, bro, you're just talking in Indian accent.
No, I'm not.
So that's not an accent?
Probably.
Dude.
So ask over that
I keep seeing new clips of our house
Yeah, we got a split up or we can't make this hot
Give it a little key. Yeah, it's your little key bro. You keep even
Let's get it. Oh, yeah
Okay, quick quick
And just
Let's go. Let's lose this guy
Let's see you soon. Yeah
All right, let's start recording. Yeah, all right first things first
People just don't like us. I know this we get we could get it
It's so bad, I don't it's just like I didn't know why I do it
Yeah, honestly, you remember that what were you there for that when it was me and you he had a target and some guy came by
He's like my dick or something like that. You don't remember. Oh, yeah, you were
Maybe it was not I don't know. I was the cell phone. He was like he's gave me a dn like a these nuts joke or something like that
No, bro, I don't even like doing this anymore like going out in public like this for like there's price so many will fall on you right now
Is there do not run around? Oh my god? I'm not kidding
Dude, dude, keep walking, are you on truth?
Are you serious?
Just don't stop.
I'm not even kidding.
They're all just running with their phones up.
But they're all barefoot.
What?
They say you can't hear them running, but they don't shoot on you.
Anyways, should we get him like a stroller?
Like, I'm gonna be honest with you.
He's gonna have a kid soon, no?
True.
It's actually nothing like that.
Like, is this a bad gift?
Like, bro, I don't know.
Is this a bad gift?
Don't think about it. He's gonna have children soon like
Thank you
I guess we can't spend love here
I mean just outro it. All right, we can't film anymore. So we're gonna be ending this
We were gonna buy a thousand blankets for the homeless, but today we can't do it. So I'm gonna catch you guys
We're done. How do I get out of this store?
you're behind me how do I leave
my god that's his sword too John target it's like a lot out of me not to say
it's all it's your story where's the exit
How do I get out of here?
How do I get out of here?
Everyone's wearing a red shirt.
It's over.
Oh my God.
How do I leave this store?
I'm actually lost.
It's like Vegas.
No corners, no blocks.
Just holy cameras on the movie.
Where are we?
How do I read?
I moved my hand and kicked out.
I almost quit.
Wait, back to gaming later chat. Easy.
Can I go wrong, bro?
I'm God for-
I don't know how to leave this store. I actually don't know how to leave this store.
Oh, I'm God for the watermelon challenge.
What is that?
Where am I?
Where is the exit?
Just keep getting more lost and more lost.
Oh God, I don't know how to leave.
I'm dead, I swear to God.
Wait.
They're giving dogs protein fucking food now. I think all the dogs have protein
Well, how do we leave?
Everyone has a red shirt, right? It's all red. Let's pop her on the corner with a gun
Oh gosh, he's got a twirl
Just see like shit like this. Oh
Can you see if there's any good wrestlers
I don't know how to read the store.
I'm actually so lost.
How do I get out of here?
We're going to get sniped.
We're going to get shot.
some men I don't know who said that I got to get out of here
fuck do I leave bro I actually don't know how to get out of here three losses
This is just me, I'm like, we're back at sport point.
I don't know how to leave, oh god, I don't.
I'm tripping, oh god, I'm tripping.
We're back at the stroller somehow.
How do we get back to the strollers?
I wonder what Jason's still alive.
Guys, is Jason still alive?
How am I not running to Jason?
Mom!
Like where, come on.
How am I, I actually don't know how to get out of here, Jason.
Oh god, I don't know how to get out of here.
Oh, I see it.
Oh, quick hit.
Well, shout out to y'all.
Make sure to quick subscribe.
Make sure to like the video.
This is why people are just
shorty IRL streamers, bro.
I hate them.
Can I?
What?
I knew how it was funny, but come on, guys.
Free gas?
Check it out. Maybe you beg for money or something.
So there's an army.
Alright, well...
Is this what you donate to my charity? A lot of fun for them.
Oh my god, would you like to donate to my charity?
She's a deep rock.
She's a career side of Ron.
What now? Where's my Asian Uber?
That's the one.
Should I try to sneak in?
He's gonna love that guy.
Come here.
Don't run, Jason.
What? I got him down.
I want my son right here.
I can't call right now, bro.
I'm in the tour gate.
Don't you fucking dare to snitch on me.
You hear me?
You shut up and you do not snitch on me.
Okay?
I'm not going to snitch on you.
I've already got kicked out.
I'm off my control.
I'm getting the presence right now.
Where's John?
John's with me.
I'm too late.
All right, all right, all right, I'm gonna pull up on pull up
The target is this that a quick call
Yep
Is this the right one?
This one's an hour and a half away.
I know who you saw. You saw someone who looked like normal.
One of my friends, he's like, he's like recording a bunch of people.
They're getting like uncomfortable.
And I'm going in there and telling like the staff,
like a small Asian man with a top Asian friend,
This reporter, you want to do that for me?
Sure.
Oh, thank you.
You're welcome.
Thank you, Joe.
Telephone number eight.
Oh, he's got a cat.
Telephone number eight.
Oh, he's got a dog.
He's got a dog.
It's over, man, bro.
It's over.
These teeth are hanging on my phone, bro.
Stop saying leak
Bro, he's got to go bro, who's got the phone should we try to go back in
I could walk with you
Oh, you, ma'am, would you like to donate to my charity?
Sir, you love charity.
This is like a kosher bargain? I've seen it when I've done it.
Would you like charity, sir?
I don't have charity.
Is that gang clarity?
I just wish I had someone to donate to charity.
I said I wish I had someone who could donate to charity.
What's more important? Charity or phone call?
I'm just wishing for a dollar!
You like charity?
No.
You just kind of start asking for $1, bro.
May I get a dollar?
This is like, what's...
Like, if people just hate me, I mean, I get it, bro. I wouldn't do it either.
I mean, I get it, bro.
I mean, I wouldn't get a dollar.
Hey, man, I wish I had a dollar.
Wish I had one dollar.
I wish one person could bless me with one singular dollar.
Yeah, bro, sorry. Oh my god, oh my god, uh, uh, 12 o'clock.
Be very precise here.
Undercover boss.
Oh, what am I supposed to do, bro? I gotta get out of here.
I'm like stuck, bro.
Like, I can't go anywhere, bro, this is why I should have just drove.
Should I just go back in?
Or do you just keep it low key?
Like this, huh?
Like a truck.
Well, I just want to leave, bro, you know what they're going to do?
They're going to post like one of those Twitter clips that's like stable or not on Jason for
brass workers.
Give it way more love to you like you're holding it.
Like odd like entering it.
Like a little.
Like a little.
Try to cut soon.
Look at that kid's drink.
Fire.
get ready to travel me say Jason Jason
Where's Jason?
Jason?
There's a suit charging.
No, I don't know where...
There's the toys.
Is it upstairs?
I gotta pull up my UAV, hold on.
Okay, he's on the move.
He's on the move right now.
Okay, just look for lights above us.
You start ahead, you start ahead?
Yeah.
Strong.
Strong.
Keep it working.
Good thing.
Let's make sure it's where the Crete bag goes.
You know what I'm saying?
Thanks.
There we go.
There we go.
There we go.
I need some shit, man, where's some shit?
Yeah.
Holy shit.
It's a tag.
We gotta get a phone.
Yeah.
We gotta get quick out of here, bro.
Get a miss, baby.
Um, he likes the flash.
Oh, the flash, the flash.
I don't think...
Oh, my God, the Avengers?
This is kind of cool.
It's kind of cool.
He likes the flash.
Oh, the flash, the flash.
I don't think...
Oh my god, that adventure?
It's just kind of cool.
If he got 30 years old, he's going to want that?
Right.
I mean, bro, his whole room is decorated in toys.
One more aisle.
Let's go.
Nice place.
Hmm
Did you want this wait you try?
Okay, no trolley probably wants this no
I might get him this
This is kind of tough pink to I'll match his car
This one I feel like you want this
You might want this
I'm buying this yeah
Oh my, bro. Isn't that your car?
Nah, he likes this shit.
Your car, bro.
Target has some bullshit.
This is what kids be playing with nowadays?
That's kinda cool.
Sure, this is hard.
Bro, where's Batman?
This is dead ass what kids play with nowadays.
You see it's going anywhere?
It looks like a GT3 here, he doesn't have that, but he's at the RS.
You see anything cool here he might want?
Not necessarily.
Maybe there's something in here that he might want, bro.
Oh shit. Minecraft stuff. Do you remember when I played Minecraft?
Oh my god, I got scared. Yeah, but there's nothing fucking here. This is the worst store
ever. Holy brainwad. Mr. Beast next to Groh-a-Garden?
What is happening like what does mr. Beast have to do with this shit?
That's hard he might be so happy that he you don't know this shit, so they're probably like this gift is that Preston plays
What is this? What is this? How is the skibby toilet still like a thing?
Imagine if one of these were me. These are fucking tough.
What do you think he'll like this tour and should we give him some different?
I think he'll like it if I get him after soon.
Bro Chad, does this look like something he would like?
It's not bad bro, it's not bad.
Look, come on, we gotta think for him a little better. I'll just hold this, yeah.
Ooh, you know he might actually want.
What?
Did I say it?
He's been telling me he wants a Segway.
You heard about that too, or no?
I need some rollerblades.
Do you know where a Segway would be?
Not necessarily. Maybe like a bike?
Ooh, we could get him a knee brace.
What?
He's all this fuck.
Yo.
Oh, should we try to jump the pool? What are we...
With the training wheels?
Holy shit, this kid's got a cape.
bro where the fuck are the hoverboards? are the hoverboards out of style?
what are you fuck with like?
oh like, help me out bro
I know I'm looking bro
I don't know I don't know what he want like, is he like a razor bike?
like a razor scooter?
these are kinda hard
Wait, there's actually nothing in Tordy.
People should like, no, there's nothing really cool.
Yeah.
Where's all the cool toys at nowadays?
Go to the electric aisle for children.
Where is the electric aisle?
Do you see me?
It's all just made.
It's all just made
What do you want something like electronics, I'm sure we're here toys
Wait the fuck I got this my P.O. Box
I'm supposed to have made that
Um, I don't know. I can't believe it.
Oh! This is the flash!
You and Torch.
Who is this human Torch?
He's a match there. Right here is Daredevil.
Is Daredevil cool?
I think he fucks with Daredevil.
Does he like Batman Chat?
I think he fucks with Daredevil.
Does he actually or no?
Yeah, I think so.
What is that?
It's Marvel.
Daredevil?
Oh, it was this. Who's this?
Is it from Marvel?
Wait Chad, does he like Batman though too?
Does he like Batman?
He likes Batman though.
I think so.
He likes DC shit.
They're saying who doesn't like Batman.
Um, I don't know.
Maybe the Joker?
Okay, so we got these.
We gotta think of something cool though, bro.
Something that would make him happy.
Oh, this is actually a sloth show.
Yeah, this is like garbage central, bro.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Does he need a tea, Vinnie?
Is this SpongeBob with a gay rainbow?
Happy SpongeBob. Just being a looker for the guy.
Walk in. Got to be careful here.
be careful here. We're in enemy territory.
That sounds good.
Tough crowd.
No electronics over here. Where's all the electronics?
Jack, keep an eye out. Do you see anything?
Well, all we got him was the bullshit-ass toys.
He's not gonna want this. This is for me.
Uh, this is for you too.
No, I don't see anything, but we're back to square one again.
You know what we could do?
What? Talk to me.
There's buttons that, like, call a worker.
We could just spam in one spot, then all go to that spot,
and we'll be fine to go anywhere.
Oh my god, it's like throwing a monkey bomb down.
Yeah.
I don't even see any toys.
What happened to Targette?
Like, what happened to this place?
I used to come here, and I would just be so happy to get toys,
Toys in store down here, bro
Strawberry cream wait a minute. He's ready for me protein Kool-Aid
Honey Pops at Target
Holy hotspot
They're on to us.
I know.
You don't have to get lost soon.
Yeah, we gotta get out of here soon.
That's where we are.
Oh, shit.
He probably loves Legos.
Did that chat to see Legos?
Probably, right?
Is there any poor season for us is here?
How the fuck are these Lego sets, bro?
What the fuck is wrong with this toy store?
Oh, uh, copyrights!
He actually didn't know.
Oh yeah.
He's just there.
Yeah, he might have been grabbing me a copy of borough if I liked that.
There we go.
There we go. That's right.
Who doesn't like a copy of borough?
You can get him a brats doll.
A brats doll.
Low-key.
He's a brat.
Or like, monster high doll.
Oh, he's still like, you know, he's younger.
He's younger than the other monster high dolls.
He definitely used to play with these dolls.
Are we gonna get out of here?
Wait.
What's that?
What other?
Oh my god.
Spider-Man.
Yeah, grab it.
Grab it.
Grab it.
Grab it.
Grab it.
Grab it.
I love Spider-Man.
That's what she's doing for me.
See, you want to blanket?
Get a, get a, get a Spider-Man blanket.
This one right here.
Just know this one right here.
This one?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Who doesn't like Spider-Man?
There, throw it on me.
Keep it low-key, you know. I will try I'm gonna get out of here. It's quite obvious though. Yeah, it's hot.
Oh no, oh no, oh no.
What?
What?
What?
I'm gonna send a video and you'll know you're dead.
100 million likes.
No, Jason did 50. Please do less.
100 million likes, kid.
Please do less.
Kick rocks, kid.
No.
I'm working.
I don't care. 10.
Please.
You win Jason 10.
I know my favorite YouTuber being on the beat.
I'm so close to getting it.
Hey, man.
You got low key.
You got low key, Lace.
You got low key.
Can they see me?
Are we good?
It's pretty low key.
We're out of here anyway.
I see the doors.
You have to pay it.
Oh, fuck.
Be quicker.
30 seconds, 30 seconds.
30 seconds.
Come on.
Where's the cash register?
Just keep going.
We're in traffic though.
I can see.
All the fucking aisles are filled.
So annoying.
Just keep going straight and go to self-checkout.
Self-checkout, there's a lot of people staring at you.
What?
Say we're alive, bro. Say we're alive.
We're dead.
No.
I just think we will be.
It's dancing to kill us.
Get a coffee bar.
Hi, we gotta be quick, yeah?
First gift chat, W.
He loves animals, bro.
Oh, no! No tag! Must be $3.99!
99!
Next we got spider-man
Next we got spider-man blankets
Nice, then we got Batman
Nice, then we got
What the fuck? It's Lucas!
Stop, stop cussing, bro
I gotta give a COVID mask, all right
I'm gonna curl in my team
Yeah, it just came up from the doctor.
You got it, Lucas!
Oh my god, bro.
You're lies.
You want me to lie?
I was a minor for four days.
I'll be Lucas or...
I'm gonna be honest with you.
You keep your arresting scan.
We'll just...
I could just leave it. It's not that deep.
No, I'm okay.
Oh, like $3.99?
Who's stopping you at the door?
Alright, follow up.
Excuse me, sir. This one didn't scan.
Are you filming now?
No, I'm not.
What's up, son?
Alright, I'm out.
Hey, asshole, stop recording me.
I'm just trying to get out of here you know what I'm saying?
I'm just trying to get out of here.
Thank you so much sir. That should be all.
How many bags were you? Zero.
Come on now. That's how you get one free bag.
$110? Geez Louise.
This target makes, takes something out of money.
Let's get out of here.
successful target run. Peace out man. That's me, how you doing?
I'm changing the world bro. I'm changing the fucking world one day by day. See how many kids just like light up their day? How many, how many guys, how many people are chasing me right now?
Do not stop walking.
Jason the Wee!
Hey!
We made it out!
That one we're never gonna leave that store!
I'm gonna be honest with you, this is the worst fucking content I've ever done in my whole life.
We just went to Target and got him fucking toys.
Maybe, maybe it's not about the journey of the content, and it's about a desperate...
Whoa! That Asian man's got hit in the head!
You motherfucker!
Why would you fucking hit me?
Gotta say, I definitely, you got my name.
He got my name.
Definitely, you got my name.
He got my name.
Open the Maybach trunk.
Please, please.
What the fuck?
Leaked.
Dude, the daft's gonna fucking love this.
He might, he's gonna love this though.
This is probably his favorite shit you got.
That's literally your car, bro.
That's your car.
Oh my god, you fucking almost,
you took my hand off.
Do not. Please, not around the cars. Please.
Can you take off?
Please. I'm gonna fucking flop on his own car.
Bro, you should have seen it, right?
Bro, I'm not even kidding.
I have like 50 fucking people trying to run at me.
Bro.
Yeah, that's actually the movie, bro.
I go home and surprise the daffy, huh?
Who'd you invite to the party?
What?
Who'd you invite to the party?
Party?
Yeah.
Uh, I can drop the address to this house.
Why in the chat no one has it who wants to go to adapts surprise birthday party Jack
Close the door camera man, you know, it's hot in here
Fuck a party for dad's party in my pants right now
Let's go crazy bro
You catch this one on the YouTube video not fuck target
Fuck yeah.
Fuck talking.
Fuck talking.
Fuck talking.
Fuck talking.
Dude, relax.
I brought some presents for you.
Dude, don't leak that.
You got presents for him.
Oh shit, you're right.
Surprise, bro.
Fucking leaker, bro.
I hate leakers.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Look, I hate when people just leak shit, man.
Like just, where are you going?
Well, I'm following Google Maps.
Damn, bro.
Fucking hell.
His fingers are so short and fat.
Bro, I don't have- Do I have short fingers that are fat?
You gotta stop each other's fingers.
Okay, that's cool.
I bet when you were a tiny-
Beat them!
Wait, what? Is that a kid in the room?
Oh my fucking god.
Sorry.
Bro, if we stayed long enough, we would have ran into- to Chloe.
It would have been dangerous.
That would have been a legendary-
That would have been legendary Lay's interactive with Chloe Barger.
What are you saying?
Lay's had a crush on Chloe Barger.
Oh my god, you beat this idiot.
Oh, that's crazy.
Shhh.
Chill out.
Bro, if we ever ran into her, you can't get nervous though.
Dude, I'd probably just keep that a lost for words.
Bro, anybody got water?
I'm starting to realize that he probably doesn't even want to keep your ass.
Check it out.
You can probably just keep it.
It kind of looks like you're talking.
Wait, so what's that?
It's actually a dab.
Probably asking if the air conditioning works.
Yeah, probably asking if the air conditioning works.
Are you home?
And then say, yo, can I use you for content?
Hey, I know it's your birthday coming up and you fired a plan going live and you kind of want some peace for your birthday
Well, do you mind if you you know get on my streamer quick so I could use you for content and make money?
Oh, yeah, and it just turned 29, but I just got some toys for
Okay
I'm sorry bro. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm actually sorry. I'm actually sorry.
I'm actually sorry. No, dude, we're sorry. We're sorry, bro.
I'm actually sorry. Bro, come on. Do you forgive us?
I feel hurt. Do you forgive or forget?
If y'all apologize. I'm sorry, bro.
Okay, we're actually sorry. Do we have you and NMS's like apology bro?
Thank you. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I apologize to M&Ms too, because sometimes they just take it too far.
But if you're gonna get knocked up by Jeff, then just get knocked out, bro.
That's actually true though.
Why are you fighting someone you're gonna get knocked out to?
I'm not gonna get fucking knocked out to.
What if he knocks you out and says,
FUCKSHT, do you want to do it?
I'm not getting FUCKSHT knocked out, bro.
Oh, god, if you got knocked out and he said 200, I would actually just have to just...
You would be a disappointment to everyone.
I'm not getting knocked out, bro.
I'm not getting knocked out.
Don't even fucking say that.
I gotta watch some footage of him fighting.
Do you have some footage, Jeremy?
Yes.
Dude, the footage is nuts.
Looks like a fuckin' lethal weapon.
Oh, Jesus.
Wait, why?
What happened?
Jesus, you're gonna get hit by a car.
Uh, Dad said he's not trying to be honest with you.
Who the fuck would've guessed that?
Wait, a daft wouldn't want to go on stream before his birthday?
He's probably trolling you.
He probably is just-
He's probably-
He's actually probably trolling you.
He probably-
He probably wants you to run out of his door.
He probably wants you to go to his door knock on it 50 times until he gets out. He's probably hitting the I'm so ugly
I don't want to be on stream. Oh my god
You gotta see it through. They're saying that Asian Jeff is prime Mike Tyson shut the fuck up
Well
What's it
Well, bro, I guess all right now I have to keep the toy so a
Bro, Jason, but it's okay, bro.
Bro, Jason, maybe?
Bro, it's okay, bro.
Would you get him?
I'll, uh, wait, can you pretend to be a dad today?
Bro, pretend to be a dad today, bro.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, bro.
Pretend to be a dad today, bro.
I bought mad shit for somebody.
Somebody's gotta get it.
Somebody's gotta get the presents, bro.
Somebody's gotta get...
Come on, bro.
Bro, I want...
Somebody's gotta be a dad.
me a death brah one male yes yes yeah yeah come on come on come on I got I got
to end my stream dude why I got a response oh my god it really is that you
Alex I don't oh my god bro wait Alex I got I threw you a surprise birthday
party you would have never fucking guessed but what are we doing right take
me home now you wasted my fucking day all right so who wants the roleplay as a
dad bro you and John she just did it what now you and John bro I bet I bet I
bet I bet I just like licked my tongue like like that and I just felt like
particles everywhere I don't want to go on I'm getting like
What if I lose at the curb, bro?
We could literally just move.
The Kool-Aid, the Kool-Aid pineapple.
Lee, what if I have rabies?
Could be phone number.
Fuck you, bro.
Oh my god, what if I become a dad?
What if you fucking get content?
Um, you're literally witnessing content.
I'm out of here
Take me home rough. Oh, I'm god. It's almost literally loaded. Why is it so white though? It wasn't like that for all god
I couldn't film him he's got a Russia
I think I'm dying no troll Russian hardest fuck or get a tongue scraper
Can't use your teeth as a tongue scraper. Yeah
All right, I was making full you should be a dad
Make a pole!
Who should be a da-
I'm not even kidding bro, I'm sucking a Maybach right now chat.
Somebody help me.
Deadass.
Who should be fucking a da-
You think I should be it?
I doubt it.
I'm just gonna be a little more comfortable with that.
This is just bad, bro.
My tongue is numb.
I actually don't know what to do.
What do you think?
I don't know.
What the fuck is this?
An anties message from my dad.
He's gonna be like, holy fuck man.
He's gonna be like, my AC is leaking.
He's gonna be like, what the fuck is this?
You know I haven't had AC properly worked since fucking we moved in.
How do you know it's all over?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
All over my door, bro.
You hands all over your door?
That's not good.
Well, that's because you leave out fucking fruits and shit.
Where's Marlin, bro?
Like, my day would be so much better
if I was just with Marlin right now.
Yeah, I agree.
Yeah, I agree.
I'd set him stuck with fucking Jason in the wheel.
I mean, that's just not my fault.
That's the only reason.
You know?
Sure, we wait to target and get a dapple.
This is a dapple us to be.
Sometimes, bro.
They've been putting it up.
I've been putting it up.
That's perfect.
Bro, who would've?
I actually don't know who it is.
together bro at least we're together but who would have thought he doesn't want to be on stream bro
at least we're together who would have thought on this 29th birthday he would want to be on Jason the
Ween and stable and auto stream I mean bro that's surprising as fuck no I mean bro it's all good
bro because I actually do have a dad pulling up I did have a dad pulling up I'm gonna give my dad
getting his gifts and his surprise gift too I did ask to smell hundred dollars on spider-man
shit just hold that little one.
We got to adapt at the crib!
Adapt at the crib bro!
Bro, wipe that frown off your face!
Wipe it off your face!
Turn it upside down!
You're in a Mayback!
Come on bro, it literally never gets old!
Get the fucking champagne glass!
Ow!
What's there to be sad about?
Come on, bro.
Name one thing bad about your life right now.
I'm spooking a mate back at Jason and Lee.
That literally sounds like cinema. That sounds like fun.
Come on, bro, don't eat it.
Why is the Uber driver talking so much?
Ben, I got your channel.
That's a good question.
Why am I looking at the house, and I see a fucking wide-body cyber truck in the driveway?
Yeah, this day, yeah, go back home.
Why is there a wide body cider?
Bro, Lacey's building the worst collection, dude.
I'm never getting in the car with anyone else over here.
I'm not driving.
um I don't know I drove 30 minutes in a fucking car to go to target to buy fucking toys
stop exaggerating stop being so pessimistic okay let me try to be optimistic
bro I actually having so much fun on Jason right now and Eminem's brother vice
Eminem's chat's probably going crazy.
Who's that?
Your chat, Eminem's.
It's your column, bro.
Literally is.
Literally is.
Literally is.
It is.
We can actually put on the gloves, we're on.
We're too much dead.
So, just so you know, when we get home,
we're going to see a cyber truck.
That's one of 40.
I would actually pay you,
I would pay you like a hundred shekels.
Wait Chad, did he get his Brabis back?
Oh wait, a daft just texted me.
What's that?
He said, yo bro, I actually am down to come on stream, but can I get a Kaniyat combo?
Still got it.
You heard that too?
I mean, yeah.
That is oh, it actually is real
Bro adaptive texting me again, bro actually scrap that you guys deserve 20 nuggets from fucking chick-fil-a
Bro dad bro come on chill dude
Uber is okay if we add one stop
you
you
you
you
you
you
Like, like, I'm not even kidding, though.
What's that in the back yard?
Oh my god, you see it?
It's in the backyard.
Chill, bro.
What's that doing anywhere again?
Slow down!
Oh my god, oh my god, you're going to go flying off, dude.
It's my guy James.
Something out of daddy.
I wanna go back.
I'm not opening up my door, Jason.
Hey, we're back.
Great to see you, sir.
So I tell the viewers what's on your wrist today.
Wow.
Used to be an AP perpetual calendar, already two.
Ultra thin.
What's mine is yours.
Wow, look how thin it is.
Wow, you know how much these bad boys go for too much money. Wow this guy makes money
Hello
What do you got on the wrist today? Melted Sprite. Oh melted Sprite. Wow unique piece of viewers. Where's your black ceramic AP?
Where's the cyber fuck out the back?
We're sitting on fire in 10 minutes. Is it just like that? No, it's not. No, actually it looks good
Compared to a normal Cybertruck. It's it's night and day. All right. All right. Peace out
That's my guy. He owns a 1016, the carbon fiber shit. He helps me. He does like the
wide bodies. Dude, what is in our backyard? What the fuck am I looking at? What the fuck
What is this?
This shit looks like a toy for a fucking refrigerator.
What the fuck is this?
Stop bullshitting!
Stop bullshitting!
Stop bullshitting!
Oh, shit!
It's cool.
That shit is so fucking ugly, bro.
What the fuck is this?
It's not ugly.
Roblox
What is this?
Yeah, you want to know what this is this is a one-on-one
Why is it one of one?
It has a one of 40 wide body kit on it mixed with 4g auto wheels with the satin black PPF paint
I'll wrap a paint just because you add a bunch of shit together doesn't mail God
It is it's painted. Yeah, I smell it smell the so I do this it won't peel
James said it's paint.
You repainted your whole car?
Well, you put a phase on your wheels?
Not phase, wheels!
It's Fosco wheels.
Yes, for Tiano!
He got Fosco wheels!
That's good one, that's good one.
Hey, hey, he got Fosco wheels.
They're not a Fosco.
Trust me, that's good one.
I mean, honestly, it's definitely better than the stock.
That's right.
It's better than default.
It's better than default, but like it really looks like a toy from Roblox
Can I get in yeah, would you change the in here?
I might do start I don't I don't I think you really can
How you liking it, I mean it's not bad
It's pretty spacious though. How does it drive with the fucking wide-body the best part of this Lacey the best part?
It's probably a truck huh?
Yeah, how do you drive it with the wide-body like is it different it didn't feel different?
It has the same. It has to be different. The 4g autos are floating wheels so the f-states
seem to have their moves. Not going to lie, it clears the maze.
I don't think that's true though. The spinning, that's what mine used to do when I had 4g's.
Well, I just drove it. I don't think it's fun. They just stay.
It spins? No. But if you go weird, if you drive weird, then I don't know.
But when you're just cruising, it does. Wait, so how much, uh, you might tell me
How much this cost us how much the cyber trucking portal or or the wide-body with everything okay, so a cyber truck was a hundred
Because it's a cyber beast and the wide-body kit was 40 so 140
But it is 6,000 pounds, okay, and it is a business vehicle. I want to make you guys know that so we're not driving this around for fun
It's only business purposes only is your main car. It's my main business car. Yes, I mean business
Yeah, let's see, is it good purchase?
No, they're 140 I feel like. 140 is crazy.
Thanks to each their own bro.
Yeah, like if it makes them happy, fuck it.
I kinda like...
What the fuck is this?
It's just the truck's waste.
Alright, wow.
Hell of a shit you could do with this though. Hello Bailey.
Is that a fucking UAV?
No.
This is like, I definitely think it looks cooler than the stock version.
What?
It looks like a toy bro.
Wait.
You have to hold it down?
You have to hold it down.
I don't know.
Oh no, I guess not.
I'll be honest, this shit is definitely way cooler though.
We got it out.
Without, we got it to stop.
I do like the wheels a lot.
It's just like, it just doesn't look weird.
Like it looks fake.
The bobbin's mobile.
Hey, let him go.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
the ball is mobile it doesn't look like a prop what the fuck is this oh that's a
towing company yeah oh my god your shit already got fucked up police told it my
police thought who was it the Hollywood Hollywood police told it what I mean I
don't know it was parked on the street on the street so the Hollywood police
told it and then they checked the bottom so that they're making it do it right now
Wow, so yeah, it was one of 40 and
What's what is this?
Wow, W Baylish mobile very nice, bro
What was that as it was saying bye to us? No, but like why was it just like a random sound though?
Hey, bye. Bye cyber truck. I'm gonna see you later cyber truck.
No, like it didn't sound like it actually like audio, right?
And then if you like walk away, it'll say bye sometimes. I don't know if it is at all.
I'll tell him son.
This is his bike.
Whatever bro, you're on musky, you're the fucking goat.
Why is there grass in our backyard?
See, the one thing I don't get is why half turf and the half real grass?
I think the real grass looks good though.
But half and half though is like...
What is going on with our house?
Why is there poop right there?
What?
Oh well, that's obviously poop there.
Yo Lacey!
Yo, do you know if Coco is alive still?
Cause why is she shitting in our backyard?
Oh, there's multiple.
Damn, did Coco have some fun?
There's just shit everywhere.
You gotta kill Coco, man.
Whoa, we almost can use your other hand.
Almost did.
Here, bro.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Go.
Just snap in half.
Yeah, it's probably been out here for fucking two minutes.
Shut down.
I gotta go back to work, but man, that's a nice cyber truck, bro.
Thanks.
That looks pretty good.
What are you gonna work at?
Uh, I'm on my stream.
Oh my god, my toys.
What toy did you get?
I got a Porsche GT3RS toy.
Oh, did you hear the news?
What news?
Epic Games has a new program for content creators,
where we can apply, and then you can get accepted
to skip the 14 event thing.
I'm not a no.
I'm good.
I'm the first person that got accepted.
So I don't have to, I can play difficults next week.
Oh, God, that's funny.
I might not hate you.
What's that?
Oh, God, look.
So I can become a fucking fortniter?
Yeah.
You gotta start grinding.
Well, you gotta start grinding.
I'm good, man.
What are your plan with these?
Uh, yeah, I gotta see my options.
I gotta weigh my options.
Nope, not gonna happen.
Did you get any cool cards?
Oh, something actually, yeah.
James Harden.
Tyree's Hall of Merton.
LeBron Wemby Double Patch.
Come on. How much is this?
Uh, like 3.5k.
Say it on God.
I got it.
Wait, what?
I mean, that's not a gunner pack, right?
That's the Brigitte Lessons.
Drake?
LeBron Webby Double Patch.
Jaylin Green.
I don't know who that is, bro.
You don't know who Jaylin Green is.
Goodehouse Jaren Jackson.
It's a one-on-one.
That's a one-on-one Jaren Jackson.
Who's Deandre Aitin?
He's me.
Hey, Leakey Black.
Nope, that's Nick Smith Jr.
What?
I don't know.
Who the fuck is...
That's the bus right there, bro.
Just keep waiting.
Wait till you hit the holy girl at the bottom.
Wait till you hit the holy girl.
Steve Kerr.
Oh, he used to play?
Yeah.
He's a shit about basketball.
Water color ink?
Who's that?
Tim Duncan?
Look at Tim.
Yeah.
Who's this?
Derek Lively Hood.
That's a Maverick's legend right there.
Wait till you hit the holy girl.
Jeremy Suck on.
Bang.
Wendy 4 out of 5 patch?
I know that part.
How much is this?
I don't know.
How much is this?
I don't know.
Where you going, Ron?
Ron?
Wait, oh god, can I have the LeBron one?
No!
Hell, god, no!
No, please.
No!
So, these are real, right?
It's not sponsored or anything.
It's real.
Oh, it's sponsored by nobody, but these are real, yeah.
please no so they these are real right it's not sponsored or anything
these are real yeah I'm gonna be a dad or just pretty for the party party tonight
Yeah, I need my toys by the way, can I get them out of your truck?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, you can't just give me, can't just give me a T.
So, let me get the shirt out.
Yeah, I'm gonna save it for him.
Is your truck open?
Who's playing basketball in our backyard?
Who is that?
I gotta show Lacey my gifts
Let's kick walk in.
Lacey, look at the gifts I got him.
This letter makes me.
Lacey, look where I got him.
Hey.
What do you mean?
What's up with your dad?
Push it back this year.
I got you some gifts I got you a spider-man blanket I
Got you a 2t3rs pink
Okay, we've been wanting that coffee borrow
There you go another spider-man
Like what are we doing like I'm not gonna do that. What are we doing coffee? What is this for?
Cuz you love coffee, bro
Batman toy
Love that for you, man's diaper.
This is it.
Yeah.
Yeah, man's diaper, because you're turning 30.
Not 30.
Okay?
Hey, Batman, Batman, get a car.
You are chopped!
This is depressing.
What are we doing with our lives?
You don't think this is like a little bit depressing?
Okay, you want to see the actual surprise that I was going to get him?
Let it go.
Wait, what was it?
Is it ready?
Is it an after-brushing shirt?
What was it?
What did you get him?
Well don't squill it, pretend you don't want to see.
Wait is it really old?
Huh?
Not yet.
Those are really, really old.
Those are really, really old.
Oh god, look.
Don't don't don't don't you get confused with that.
You're good at it.
Kenny doesn't get old.
There's nothing on the screen.
I'm confused.
What's the gift?
How much did it cost?
to cost free that's free but it was sentimental was let me know when it's
ready wait so why don't you guys want to go today yeah what about tomorrow for
like his actual birthday yeah we can't have content or what are we doing
maybe you don't know what he told me it wasn't
nice birthday I think he's over here I think he wants to turn 30
Oh, he's sad, he's old.
Yeah.
But he is his third year.
No, it's his fourth year.
It's his, but it's his last.
It's his last 20th birthday.
It's his last, oh my God.
My last 20th birthday.
That's actually sad to think about.
It's my first birthday.
Do I even want to get that old?
Oh no, you're not gonna get it.
I feel like once you turn 23, she's taking your life, right?
It's like peak, 23.
Yeah.
He's still the rest of the year.
Yeah, I say that like a couple of months.
I'll be honest with you, at the end of my 23rd birthday bro, I'm going out of the bank.
No. That's not good, bro.
You need to live till you get a branch.
Dude, what if we all get old and we all just are like neighbors together with our houses back to back to back?
And our kids just grow up together?
Oh my god, right, that's a badass.
Actually, at night, man.
Every weekend we just have like a little party, like Sunday night at K-Bog.
Like when I go to bed, I'm just sitting there like a fucking retreat toilet.
That's not true.
I don't know what I came up with,
so I'll just take your kid.
He's here, yeah.
Bro, imagine.
Kilmer!
You just snapped it on Bluetooth, folks.
Yeah.
This guy's chocked.
I'm chocked.
You're, his body looks better than yours.
Bro, his body looks better than yours.
I did my own physique rankings.
Yeah.
I had to assume that.
Yeah, you had me as the bottom.
Yeah, but I said you have your potential.
And I had me, I looped with myself at three.
You put yourself at three.
So I think...
You had your money though.
Marlin and Jason are top two, and then we eat from number three.
And then I had a dap, so if you...
So you think...
Alright, that's fine.
That's fine.
That's fine.
You're talking to the theory about your abs?
You're right.
There's no theory.
It's not a theory, we all have...
I have abs just underneath the fat.
But my true physique is just covered by fat.
I'll make one right now. I put it on everything. I might as well do it bro. That's a good idea.
I'll take a picture, I'll send it to you, buzz it on Twitter, and then, then you know.
Yeah, it's not a bad idea. It's kind of doing it for myself too.
You put something on a line and somebody like, like, oh, we're on a marathon or something.
Oh, like $3,000.
Yeah.
And then, like, you have to do it.
Oh, my God.
You know, it's crazy, bro.
We just locked in since October.
Like, we would have had it.
Yeah, we would have had as much fun.
No, bro.
Like, my theory is, like, once you have, like, a six pack, like, people just look at you
different.
They're like, oh, you're like, you know what I'm saying?
Like, I don't want to watch him.
He's too good looking.
Yes.
Right?
I don't.
That's what I actually say.
It's not relatable.
It's genuinely not.
It's not relatable to have a night body like us.
Yeah, but also, is it relatable to be more relatable?
Ah, like my weight though, like, you know,
kids probably look like me.
Right.
Yeah, I actually do.
And me too.
I don't know.
You're a big, like, over doing.
How much do you think I weigh right now?
I just weigh myself this morning.
Like, 285?
That's not funny.
That's funny, bro.
That's funny.
I'm not lying.
That's funny.
That was a genuine guess.
I don't know what it was.
But I think it may be, like, 198.
I'm not even sure how many you want.
That's pretty good.
I'm ready to play.
Hey man.
That shit's working.
My third week being actually consistent.
And last time I weighed myself I was 196 but we could go.
Damn you've been so 3 months on and off already.
Wait but what do you do on reddit to lose the fat?
It's just for you.
I'm saying are you going to get the loose skin gone?
Yeah, it wasn't that time comes.
to the gym.
Then how?
Check it out.
Sorry, train and gym is it.
It's a gym of light.
Why is it so hard for you?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
That really put you in pain, man.
Damn, bro.
You've been doing too many workouts, it seems.
Well, I haven't been able to affect my relationship, but...
You got a lot of the gym is...
No, I know that.
You have to exercise your brain.
A lot of the movement and body...
Is this a gym of light use?
You can still do that.
You can still do that.
He killed him before I started.
And then it was.
Yo, is this gift ready, bro?
Alright, what is this? Is everything cool as ever?
Don't fuck with me.
Heather, what is the gift?
I was gonna blindfold a dad and bring him into your room.
But don't look, don't look, don't look.
I'm not a dad.
Wait, someone pretend to be a dad, just for a just one minute, man.
Honestly, it'll make my fucking pay.
Oh my god. What is it? What is it?
All right. All right. All right. What is it?
All those other kids, there's some bullshit.
Yes, I know. I don't want to do this, dude.
There was some bullshit. All right, what is it?
You wanted some sentimental shit, so here you go.
All right. Let me open my eyes.
All right, let me know. Let me know.
When do I open my eyes?
Open your fucking eyes, man.
When do I?
Open your eyes.
Happy birthday.
Oh, sorry. I couldn't get there.
I want to trip out of town right now.
So I wish you a happy birthday and talk about a few memories we have together.
First of all, thank you for all the things there for me.
You are so sweet and so kind and just one of the best people I've ever met.
We have so many memories together on and off camera.
One of them being, I don't know if you remember this.
Look, bro.
Let me know if you remember this.
Sure, I want to know.
When Jason told me to make you this video and to talk about
an experience or a memory I had with you, the first thing that came to mind was when you
and you were on a bunch of meds and you were going to use the e-mails to help with the
e-mails and I brought you tea and they made it for you and the next day you talked to
me and you were like, I had a dream that you were here and I was like, I was there and
you didn't know and you were like, I dreamt about it but I was in front of you.
When I came to our on camera I was with you and you were working your head off and you
were coming back and I was like, I actually kicked you out of there.
So you got out of there.
I saw a video from somebody talking to you on the day.
You're a piece of shit.
I feel like that was pretty sentimental.
No, bro. No, you're a piece of shit.
Good friends, bro.
Dude, when did you get them last shirt?
I got them on Rolex.
I got them on life-sized Batman stash.
And then you got them tar-fucking-yummy-saying-happy-birthday, man.
She priority texted him that.
Well, probably, but, you know...
You're a sick fuck.
I mean, I just thought, like, you know, people send happy birthday...
Disgusting.
Bro, people send happy birthday compilations to streamers all the fucking time.
This guy's a false problem.
Let's go take our towels elsewhere.
Keep that head-tie virus over there.
That had to be a little racist.
What are you about to go do?
Well...
Are we not going to P.O.?
Well, last time you did a P.O., I thought you had, like...
No, we've been saving up for...
I already had one this time.
I've been saving up for...
I have seven upstairs now.
I posted on my Instagram.
Not even keep my P.O. open.
It's just so miserable.
I got a hand sometimes, but it's pretty fun.
Oh, it's fun.
It's awesome.
Yeah, you can have no problem.
That's it.
Literally, what are you doing?
Alright, go for it.
I have a gift for you now.
For me?
Yeah, for you.
Okay.
Put your hands out.
Hey, yep.
Yep, put your hand out.
Don't move.
Don't move at all.
Put your hands up.
Hey.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
I don't know where the key is.
Wait, I just realized.
Bring me over the key.
Oh, my God.
Wait, oh, my God.
You know you don't know where the key is.
Why would you hand tell us where you don't know where the key is?
Is there a few over here?
Wait, I heard it off.
Okay, on-god I have to enter.
Is this fake? How do you take it off though?
How do you take it off?
Wait, please, on the thing we can't...
You can't reach it.
On-god it hurts.
Bro, can you on-god I take this?
Ladies and gentlemen, stop moving. On-god.
I don't want to move! I don't want to move again!
On-god, you got a button? Oh, thank you.
Look at this shit. Look what it did already.
No way, he can't get off a button.
I have terminal you can stay back like you don't use those no you have fuzzy handcuffs
Y'all God if you're a freak, I mean I don't know I sometimes like 50 fuzzy handcuffs like what do you do?
Trunkers making fun grips chains make things fun, bro
Turn the lights red.
I'm cool.
Can't cut.
What?
I might get in the room.
I don't even want to know what that goes on next to me.
You're not very good.
I'm out of bags.
If Lacey has sex, I can't even run like this.
Can Lacey's ass clap, you think?
Our flacie has sex. I can't even run like that. Can you use the lacy's ass clap even?
I kind of want to imagine this one.
Jesus fuck.
She gave?
Good.
Burger, did you lock the door? Dude, you should see if you can get your phone.
That phone actually?
No, you locked it.
Oh, you see my code?
My code.
No, there's no way to sign it.
Burger?
Oh, this is rad! I'm just kidding.
I feel so bad.
Burger, are you in here?
No Burger.
Oh, look at this little black person.
Just an Erking.
Erking, I want to shut this room.
He's an Erking next to Jackson.
I miss Jackson.
Hey Burger,
Hey Erking, you want a taco?
Here's your taco.
Nice.
Here's your good Burger.
Good burger.
Dude, I'm not even kidding.
What if when we go to Chicago, I don't make it back?
And burgers are so low on forever.
We're going to make it back, bro.
Dude, you're going to be so happy.
Chad, what does it mean when a cat closes its eyes
and you touch it?
Do they like it?
Look at it.
He closes it.
You like that when I go in your ear.
Watch is going to shake his head after.
He likes it, but watch.
What you for?
Do it.
Haha, yay.
Classic.
What are you guys saying?
Ew.
What breed was Jackson who was a cockard?
Spaniel.
Bro, I'm not even kidding, bro.
We gotta go do something around here.
What?
Dude.
What?
Do not.
What?
Dude.
What?
Dude, get down!
Get down, dude!
The pounder!
I'm a grown-ass nail with Mike Tyson shoes on.
I love you.
Just the bump you set up to stand is dead.
Yo, Chad, you wanna play some...
Virial games?
Bro, am I even kidding?
Real talk? I wanna become a gamer again.
I love hearing that.
Like, dead ass, bro.
I have fun, bro.
I have fun doing whatever I wanna do in life.
What do you want, what do you want, what do you want, what do you want, attention?
Alright, he's going to be my prop today for stream.
Hello.
I'm not even kidding, I won't kill myself if he died, oh my god.
I believe it.
Like if someone in here actually got a burger lost, I would have ripped apart their insides.
He's going to look up at me and me already.
Alright.
Ron, you deserve a protein donut.
Holy W, you've been such a...
You don't like this?
Yeah, it's alright.
I've really been trying to do more sugar.
Is this bad for me?
I mean, it's just sugar.
It feels hot.
Okay, fat, let me know if this is bad.
Okay, so let me know if this is bad, total fat one gram, total carbs 29 grams, total
sugar less than one gram, included added sugar zero, protein 20.
Okay, I didn't know that.
Sodium 430 milligrams.
Is that bad?
Is that bad?
I mean, I don't really know how much is a lot, you know.
But like, you just drink water.
Like a lot of water, if you didn't know.
I don't have water.
All I have is this.
I don't know.
You better raise these.
Well, I'm gone.
I think I have a problem.
Alright.
Let's break things.
Jack.
Yeah, everyone put the guy, the black guy that goes,
bro, there are gonna be more IROs,
and we're going to Chicago soon, shut up.
Okay?
That's actually gonna be,
but he also just being in Chicago.
My question is, should I go to O-Block or O-Glock?
I'm gone.
Wait, before I go back to work, bro,
like someone who's like, you know,
before I go back to desktop,
who's someone from O-Block I can call?
So I have a distinction.
Yeah, I know.
Who's from Obok?
I really don't know.
Guys, King Von is not alive.
Please, I just shouldn't say that.
I don't want to get killed.
Wait, is Chief Keith from Obok?
See, I was going to say that, but I don't know if that's like...
I don't know if it's true.
I didn't text him.
Is he actually from Obok?
I don't know if he is.
But I know you're like, tight with him, so...
I am. Oh my god.
Okay, let me call, should I call Ben? Ben was, I remember last time.
Ben? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Now he's getting serious. Now we're actually going.
Yeah.
What's he gonna say, bro?
Fuck, what are you doing?
So, does he not know my number now?
Can't walk.
I feel like we're doing some joke, Drake.
Is he serious?
Are we fucking dead ass?
Do I have anyone in my chat who's from Oblok?
Is anyone watching me currently in Oblok right now?
Turn the picture in the column.
No, no.
Bro, who do I know? Who else?
Bro, I can't find anyone.
I'm trying to think.
Why don't you talk to Jasonka?
He doesn't need that from oblot
Okay, well, I just got confirmation that we're 100% streaming there
So we're 100% streaming. Oh, I know what to call. I know who to call. I know exactly what to call
Usually, if he doesn't pick up on the first ring, he's not picking up.
Bro, Griff's not answering my calls.
Hey, I'm live right now, daddy.
What's the matter?
Yo, so in preparation for Chicago, bro, I was wondering,
I was wondering, is it okay if I go to Oblock the day before we go?
What's your chat say?
They all want me to go, like really badly.
Do you know anyone that can guide me through?
No, I would never take part in this.
Bro G5, you need to be there with me.
What would I possibly do?
Touch any bullet or any string?
I don't know.
I'm going to try to make peace.
I'm going to try to put everyone as friends.
I'm going to see if I can do a gathering in like reset, you know what I'm saying?
Uh, yeah, this sounds like a bad idea.
Um, these are people's lives we're talking about.
This isn't for fun.
Well, that's why I'm trying to like understand it, like make peace.
So do you have a guy that can guide me through?
I saw Ben do it.
Ben didn't respond to my text.
and making peace, they don't have peace with you.
People are trying to survive.
Do you have someone named Taya?
Why don't I get back then?
Oh, God.
What are you gonna get back?
I don't know, should I get back or anything?
We did that with, dare I say, redacted clan before?
If you figure out what you wanna get back
then we could set up security measures to do so.
I'm actually down.
Money closed, people. Money closed, anything.
My thoughts.
I swear, God.
Well, maybe we should look into that.
Does him the logistics look like?
Okay.
Um, do you miss me?
Shut up!
Happy, uh, happy month, me and you.
What are you laughing about, Lace?
What's there to say?
Dill in?
Okay.
Gryffin.
Alright, bro.
I'm gonna go back to work.
Really, do you follow?
So you really think it's a bad idea?
No, what if we actually get back? I'm actually down.
I think get back is the only way to do it.
I want to. I'm deadass, seriously.
That's probably the only, like...
Look at my chubby boy. Yo, mods, do something!
Like, is this such a shit fucking ketchup, bruh?
Burger! What the fuck are you doing?
What are you doing?
Dude.
What are you doing?
I don't know Tommy G. I don't have his number.
He's from Milwaukee.
Is he, like, scared?
Well, he's, well...
Why is my shirt on his arm?
Now he has his, now he's his own shit, but...
I know him from Bale and Levine.
But he, like, he, like, goes to the hood and shit, and, like...
Alright, he goes to the hood and shit.
Goes to the hood and shit?
He's cool.
Or get a Andrew. Andrew Callahan? Andrew Callahan? I think I've seen him.
Did Jason end stream? What the fuck happened? We're streaming all night all day. Me and
you. Me and you. Alright bro, shall we? Sure. Alright bro, fuck it. I'll leave everything
in here. Let's get back to work chat.
Oh
Did he generally leave
He actually end
He generally ended wait, what does Chad do?
Wait, he left core say no, he definitely just right he's definitely just fucking like bra
He's definitely getting Romer or something like that. Is he actually end the stream?
Probably content complainers, bro Jason's got to get like me, bro. Who the fuck actually cares?
Like I'm gonna be honest with you. I don't have fucking I don't have
Content ever but look at my chat, bro. Why'd you fucking dorks? I just got to deal with it
And if by the time the bar closes you feel like falling down
Yeah, go on bro
No, you're not allowed to use the bathroom
Chat is going to Chicago actually a bad idea like no troll like doing a stream before
Before we go to summer smash is it a bad idea?
Wait what happened to my chat? You guys dead ass just despawned for me. Oh god I just despawned for me.
Hello?
Hello? What the fuck just happened?
Mark Zuckerberg. Whoa, what the fuck? Mark Zuckerberg. Mark Zuckerberg. Charlie Kirk. What the fuck?
Bro, I can't see my chat. What is this?
Stop putting question marks where I can see you guys on like the top right here.
Let me try to read this chat right up here because I don't have a chat box.
Add stable or not oh you look so handsome today at stable or not. Oh you look good today. Did you lose weight?
I can tell you lost weight. Wow. You look so good today. Happy day for you. Wow. Thank you guys
About I get the hundred subs on my all count that say that
What's what is these notifications? I'm getting
All right now we're back I got you guys
All right chat. We're doing a long stream today. Also by the way, I don't know if I should fucking block him or not
Um, but why the fuck is epic sending me a message every single fucking day, bro?
By the way, if you need a discord segment, I'm your guy. Yo, good job on the Minecraft, by the way
Yo was good my friend, but I'm gonna be honest with you. Should we fly him out?
Bro, he said he could be a good planner. His exact words were that he could be a good planner
He said he could be a good assistant
Bro the thing is like who's worse him or Dean bro like I feel like he's not bad bro
Don't know
Also this like bypassing the fortnight rules. Do you guys actually want me to try I could text my person right now?
I'm gonna ask right now
Hold on
Hold on. Let me make a quick message. I leave a voice. Oh, I'm gonna leave a voice message. Okay. I'm gonna dead-ass leave a voice message
Hey, I'm currently live streaming right now. So obviously I don't want to call you
Hopefully you've been well. I saw a clip of Nicholas Fosco aka Lacey
Basically get accepted that he could play any tournament in general
I was wondering if you could also bypass my account and my friend's account
So I could also play entertain the millions of viewers that I have right now
There's a million people in my chat right now. I don't click on my church though
You know it's glitched, but but imagine if I could bring a million people to the fortnight audience like that'd be really big
Obviously, you know what I'm saying? So if you can please help me with that
I would be much appreciated and yeah, hopefully you've been well and
Horses out. We love for it. I'm gonna send that right now last time
I got a text was my birthday five months ago and the message was happy birthday
You hear back
Hey, I'm currently live streaming right now. So obviously I don't want to call you hopefully you've been well
I saw a clip of Nicholas Fosco a.k.a. Lacey
basically get accepted that you could play any tournament in general I was
wondering if you could also bypass my account and my friend's account so I
could also play I don't sound like a no viewers that I have right now there's a
million people in my chat right now I don't click on my Twitter still you know
it's glitched but imagine if I could bring a million people to the fortnight
audience and that'd be really big obviously you know I'm saying so if you
can please help me with that I would be much appreciated and yeah hopefully you've
been well and um horse out we love Fortnite. Wait so do I actually sound like a fucking dweeb?
Like I'm not even kidding like why do I sound like a fucking dork? Like
like bro I sound like a fucking dork dude. Like do I dare it? Hold on hold on.
Hello? Hello? Hello? That doesn't sound that bad.
Hello? See I could, but I could do this mic. This mic is way louder. Like this one kind of, this one's kind of annoying.
She kind of looks, she kind of sounds like a toy for Thanos. See, but like that, no. Let me call Dylan, bro.
Are we playing Minecraft today?
Do me a favor bro and die in a fire.
In game.
Dude, why does it sound like I'm on a fucking connect four?
What bro?
Dude, hello?
Hello?
So?
Why does it sound like you're on a fucking connect four?
What does it sound like you're on a connect Dylan?
What does it sound like?
Bro it sounds like you're on a fucking connect!
Shouldn't...
Yo Dylan!
Fix your mic!
It should just sound normal, does it actually sound weird?
Yes!
Chad am I tripping or no?
You might be bugging.
I might be bugging.
Yo are you...
See what I sent you on discord?
What are you fucking doing right now?
Okay, I want to get on in a sec. What is, bro, what are you doing?
Taking a shit? Why do you have your shoes on?
Wait, wait. Dude, wait, wait.
Now stand up and shake. Get out of here.
Oh my god, Leap, she just, she just actually leaps.
Uh, can I pick a game, any game?
Dude, I'm not kidding, I'm actually excited.
Bro, Jinxia announced a 3v3 Rainbow Six, or not Rainbow Six, he's a Rocket League tournament.
I'm FORTNITE!
Mihanyan, Sunyan, Fanyan, Batanyan.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I know this chat, bro, I'm going to get on Fortnite and
and I know exactly what's about to happen.
I know exactly what's about to happen, bro.
Like, I know exactly what's gonna happen, bro.
I'm familiar with this.
You guys are omifying, fiving, excuse me.
Wait, why does it say I'm updating my Fortnite anyway?
It's at 1% Mi Hang-Yin.
Wait, lays is on?
Hello?
Yo, yo, what's up Dylan?
Hey, what's going on Ronnie?
Don't call me Ronnie, don't, that's weird.
Do not call me Ronnie.
Listen bro, I gotta install my game.
It might take a couple of matter daddies.
What did you send me on discord?
So why are you sending me this, like, okay.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
I donated 10 bucks, can you check out the message?
Okay, yo, Ron, look at the Lego designs
I made of you right here.
Okay, you know what, Brian, you don't read donations because I'm a stingy fuck, but let's check it out. You better not waste my time.
Yeah, but is this... is this real?
If it is, send it my way. Oh my god, it's got text from Epic Games.
Oh my god, it's not good.
Call me off stream tomorrow.
Oh, shit.
What do you mean, oh shit?
Wait a minute.
Call me off stream.
Should I leave another voicemail?
Shall I leave another voice message I ask you it's an icon skin
Dude, I'm not kidding. Who's buying a stable Renoto icon skin in the item shop includes 20,000 V box
Dude, I'm on your box. Easy cops. So I'm gone
I'm gone. I'm copping that are you crazy?
Bro, I might be kidding like I mean try to see let me ask chat GPT chat GPT
Let me hide my history real quick. Give me one second
Okay
What did I just click?
Make me a fortnight icon skin of stable rinado the twitch streamer
Well, what would I look like as a icon skin dude, you know, it's crazy. I just wasted three gallons of water for this
Is that actually how it works by the way, there's like this
So like gallons of water just disappear from like the ocean when you do this
shit chat TVT does not fucking cost of water bro that's what they say they say
every time you use AI it costs like a gallon of water it's recycled water wait
but how does that make sense cuz liquid cooler nice wait okay be honest is
Is this, is this bad?
Okay, so that's not what you look like.
Okay, I gotta help it a little.
Okay, what do I say?
No, no, no.
I'm the streamer stable Ronaldo.
The streamer stable Ronaldo.
Not that.
Make it more his character.
Guys, I have motion, shut up.
Oh wait, send a picture.
Wait, okay, hold on.
I just, I just farted.
Here we go, perfect.
This looks like me.
Make a Fortnite icon skin with this photo.
Photo.
Easy.
Here we go.
Bro, I'm not gonna lie.
Is this my peak like look or no?
I feel like I didn't look that good, Dylan, right?
Like, be honest.
Dude, I'm not gonna lie, people be gassing that.
The beard's look, he fries.
What the fuck is this?
Just a chill guy.
Bro.
Oh, look at you.
No.
Give me a better icon skin.
Bro, I'm not fucking, this looks like slips.
Yeah, it doesn't look like two.
Ask cloud who the fuck is cloud?
Yo, I need like something that actually like looks like the item shop like what the fuck is this
That's actually good. Yeah, but it doesn't look like you could buy this from fortnight, right? Does this look like you could buy this from fortnight
It doesn't have like the fortnight effect on it now give it fortnight effect
Who's Gemini bro, what the fuck is this?
All right, give me another like I need another photo bro like I want to do tomorrow
I could Dennis get an icon skin for all we know it's at 40% you heard my heart
What you're downloading wait, there's a Fortnite update?
Oh, no it's called installing the game.
Who's Cloud, bro?
What the fuck is this?
High stable, how does it know my name?
Can you make me a Fortnite icon skin bundle with the streamer stable Rinaldo as the streamer
as the inspiration.
How much gallons of water am I wasting?
Like, am I actually wasting a bunch of w-
Yeah, this is some type of sick joke.
Yo, this is some type of sick joke.
Yo, should I tweet this right now?
Ha ha ha!
Should I actually tweet this?
This is hard!
Should I tweet this and be like,
I'm getting my own icon skin?
Thank you.
Oh, I'm god-
This is way better than the rock one.
This is way better than the rock one.
Oh, I'm god, this is hard.
Who made this?
Why did this, Loki looks official on God, it does.
Yeah.
Would you buy this?
Like on God, I'd buy this.
I'd bear it, I'm God, I would.
I can help with images of people,
but I can't depict some public figures.
What the, wait, what did you use for this?
What did you use for this?
Well, this does look like me.
Also real quick, I gotta pop a bimbo home.
Dude, what do you mean you're a public pimple, bro?
Cloud?
Who the fuck is cloud?
Bro, you guys know all the AIs, bro.
Do y'all be like looking at weird shit?
Can you ask weird shit to do shit or no?
Like if I ask it to make a naked photo of stable
or not, it won't work.
Cloud doesn't generate pictures.
Mi-hung-yin, sun-yin.
Bro, this is low-key looks official.
I'm about to tweet this.
You know what, ladies, how do I caption this?
After seven years, it's finally happening.
Thank you at Fortnite.
Thank you.
What, Fortnite competitor?
Wait, am I gonna get sued?
Say oh god, I have a chance of getting sued.
No, they're not gonna sue me.
No, no way.
No, no way.
like imagine some random as retard doing it
well
they will have a mini
uh...
that's fine i'm not good lawyers
okay at four night for my status or for my competitive which one is responding
you think
okay bro them bring up the whole ocean bro just at all
at four night competitive yet for a competitive
yet for a competitive
as thank you
Thank you at Fortnite Competitive.
It's been a long journey, but now it's official.
June 7th, I'll be in the Fortnite item shop.
Yeah.
Huge.
This is nice.
This is nice.
That's a huge.
How many likes is this gonna get?
How do you spell item?
ITEM this is good somebody's finally happening
it's been a while you're a message and maybe like a heart
like a heart heart rebandage you think
yeah that's nice oh god you're stupid
so what's the worst that can happen if I post this
um you're fucked
What are they gonna do bro fucking like shoot me with a gun lays like I'm
Like bro, I'm gonna post this like I'm dead. I was gonna probably can what are you gonna do?
Well, no, like there's nothing that can happen
Like oh god, I'm posting it
How am I gonna get a lawsuit?
Deleting fortnight, you don't move
I'm posting it bro. Let's go bro
Let's go minimum yo guys hype this up. Maybe maybe it'll come true
Wait, there are, they're saying Black Bull GGs.
Okay, what's the word, hold on, let me, can Fortnite sue me if I post a tweet saying I'm
collabing with them as a public figure if I'm lying?
Potentially, yes, if you're a public figure, if you're like excited to announce my Fortnite
With no clever disease you can create a legal risk for yourself the biggest issues we fall into our
Implied that for every case we partner with you when they get consumer deception affairs
Business harm the false confusion effects. I'm greater at least in media covers
Guys nobody
You already deleted it, I tried to reply.
A practice for single jokes, the most likely outcome will be taken request a correlation or being asked to remove that.
Lawsons generally more likely if you keep repeating the claim, create fake promotional materials that look official.
If your goal is to joke around Twitter, something clearly front of the joke, imagine a Florida game in icon skin.
It's very different presenting a fake collaboration as fat.
Yeah guys guys nobody just just guys just pretend this didn't happen, okay?
Can you bounce on it for the gram? I don't know what this means first time chatter, but I'm timing you out for 30 minutes
Chat GBT's fear mongering don't worry. They release the skin
Yeah, I came in with salt. It's hot. It's hot. Yeah, this is not
Who's in the bottom of the shop?
Oh my god, wait, this actually is bad bro. This is bad. Oh
Man, I made it. Oh my god. The emo is
This actually looks dope though. The emo is insane. What was that?
Just hanging around
What on bro, they could call yo clicks
Yo, I'm live right now, but I asked chat tbt and they said it I'm gonna get sued for this
I posted this for about a minute saying I'm getting an icon skin and it said I can get sued
Do you think fortnight's gonna sue me?
Well god
Wait sound god the cricks the click green lights
So I posted my spread. Okay. Okay. So what should I give me a captain give me a caption?
Well, you have my notice on yeah, obviously oh wait, okay, so so after
Seven years I after seven years. I finally got a icon skin coming to at fortnight. Yes
It's yeah, yeah, yeah, it's been a journey
Thank you guys skin skin comes out June
Sure, you're sure I can't get sued
What?
Bro, they're not going to sue you. They're asking.
They're going to ask you to delete it before they sue you.
And then if you don't delete it, then they'll sue you.
Wait, what? I already posted it again.
Yeah, but I'm saying, they want to sue you without asking you to delete it.
So you think I'll be okay or not?
Oh, no, bro. I'm creating false advertisement.
I just got a first-time chat on my chat saying,
wait, is he for real getting an icon skin?
Dude!
Oh, shit.
Please, should I delete it or no?
No, no bro, you valid bro.
Dude, I'm not, hey, congratulations, seriously, dude.
This is gonna be crazy.
I'm gonna be using the code, say where not, though.
Went behind and do it.
This is gonna be the shortest icon to ever know a man, dude.
This is great.
This is beautiful, man.
Wait, is this?
Wow.
Oh, no, bro.
Okay, I mean, dude, are we okay?
Yeah, you, hey, no matter what, my god, you got my lawyers.
They're good.
Oh, easy, bro.
Yeah.
Am I gonna see you?
Hey, I hope so.
What is this?
All right, am I gonna see you tomorrow all right, bro
Okay, no troll bro like
This is hot, okay, is there a problem if I like you think I'll get banned or no I wrote on if like you think they're gonna have a
Who is?
Oh no, bro.
Like, real talk.
Is there a chance I get sued?
I mean, like, if they tell you to take it down, you don't.
Should I call Griff?
Yep.
We need him.
Alright, let me call my...
Should I call Lucas or no?
Why does this have 18 likes, guys?
I
Thanks
Yo, yo, why is it?
Yo, yo, yo, yo guys, this is like, okay, this is like what we're not gonna do, okay?
Bro, what is this hey is the motherfucking day tonight is the night? Yeah, this is the millennium. This is what we're gonna call from griff
Yo, Griff
Yo, so I made a tweet saying that like I'm getting an icon skin in fortnight
And it's like a AI of me just cuz I'm trying to form some likes maybe like sport the conversation
Maybe can I get sued or no?
Sued by epic yeah for making a tweet saying I'm getting an icon skin with a picture
I
Mean they could just cease it and have me take it down. Oh, but I'll be okay other than that
Yeah, not sure I just yeah, but I would say if you're gonna if you actually want one
It's not gonna help your chances of getting one. Oh, I just ruined my chances
I don't know if you ruined them, but
Okay, but what if what if they look at this for inspiration? What if they're like, oh, this is hard like I want to make this a real thing
Then maybe say something I'm just kidding, but I would really love to do this
Chef okay, I'll comment that like after the tweet like it's like 10k like so
All right, I love you daddy. All right. Wait, so you love me
Clicks reply he did reply
We don't even knew one
How are you getting an icon skin all you do is shit talk our game absolutely ridiculous?
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
This is
That's the route he's taking
Yeah, what's up, bro, yes, yes, yes, I did
bro, yes, why does it not really look like you that much?
Why does it look like me?
It looks, um, different.
Who is this?
Wait.
Did you get a hot dog skin?
Um, it's, that's the end.
It's in the works right now.
Bro, what does that even mean, bro?
It's just, right now it's just in the works, bro.
Yo, do you wanna play Fortnite with me?
No!
Why not?
What?
Me and Dylan.
Who is Dylan?
Lace!
Bro, Lace!
I need to get still for a League of Legends.
I have a big fridge to fry.
Holy dork, bro.
Oh my god.
Okay.
Yo, if you're on 4-9 a little bit, need to get a little bit.
Yeah, I can't click on anything anymore.
Yo, you wanna play Rocket League, baby?
Later?
Bro, I'm in League, bro. I'm in League of Legends right now.
Alright, bro.
Whatever bro, so you fucking you don't do that. Don't do whatever bro. Just say you don't want to play
Just say you don't want to play video games, bro. Whatever don't
No, it's not even like that wrong come on man, you know what bro, it's fine, bro
I'll just I'll just go back to being alone with my friend Dylan, man
You know what would make me feel better bros just like a hundred gifted like I wouldn't even like be sad
I don't know what to say.
Ta-da!
FOUR NIGHT AT ALL!
Alright!
Sorry, that's not funny.
So why does it have 300 likes?
What is this about?
You're gonna get a fucking...
You're gonna get like a file sent to you and you're like...
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Like a PDF document?
Wait, what?
They found it?
What?
What?
What is this, bro?
What is this, bro?
Like why is this a GIF? Who made this GIF?
Like what is this, bro?
Like this is what I'm talking about when I say like shit is just like this internet shit is just getting out of hand, bro
All right. Yeah, I'm off this fucking website. Yeah. Oh
Wait, no, that's just my burner. I thought it was my number. She's Louise. All right. That's my fortnight, bro
Let's fucking do this shit.
Y'all haven't played this game in like a month and a half, bruh.
Um, I'm gonna be honest with you guys, this is a no stream sniping policy.
Anyone who's stream sniped, you just don't even, don't even queue, bruh.
Like, this is a no-
You know how many people's brains probably just turned on?
Like, you know that one video Patrick's brain plugging in?
That's, that's like everyone would see loadup on this game.
Guys, nobody's stream sniped.
Just let me have fun playing video games, please.
Like, bro, look at my face right now.
Do I look like someone that y'all want to fuck with?
Deadass.
What is that keynote of me in the chat?
Wide round bounce.
Yo, yo, I have no mods that do their job!
This is just disgusting, bro.
What am I hearing?
OK, we have to talk nicely about Fortnite, though.
If you talk nicely about Fortnite,
so Noxic wants to post a tweet saying,
you forgot one thing, and it's a fucking pimple on my nose.
yeah this is just what is that Dodger what is a Dodger oh that's a leap bro
this is fire but I'm gonna go full stream what is that song I'm hearing
What's going on?
Should we both take down a fucking jar of Kool-Aid pineapple to brew?
No, bro. I'm not fucking eating that shit.
Hey, hold on now.
Oh shit, this music's, hold on.
This music's so key.
Wait for it!
RILLERRRR
oh the lord rรณwnieลผ warned
Hey controller im my name
Ya
hold on
Ya
stable injue
You know that he's kind of fit
hold on
You dancing
Oo sh dispar
Ya
What's in the item shop
what the fuck is this man
hold on no cue ya
Lets see what I missed bro
I mean y'all don't know this bro, but I'm getting an icon skin. Let's check out. What's in the game, bro?
Tom lizard Wow, man for night is just
What else they got
What the hell is that sketch I'm hearing?
I
Like a lot of these people somewhere good
Cardi never get this dance move
There's no way bro.
Bro, there's no fucking way.
Who's this? Is this Sinnoh?
Did my item shop just refresh?
I'm gonna, I think so, cause I thought my game just froze or some shit.
What the fuck is this?
Oh, it did refresh.
Can I just see a kick skin in the game?
What?
What the fuck?
F1 skins. Oh shit. Wait. How do I, how do I change this? Can I change the design?
Wait, is my skin in the shop?
the fuck is Jason doing in the shop
is that a fucking truck now oh god this shop is dead ass just missing me real
talk like that ass you agree or no
definitely
you're fucking just jealous
oh god oh shit
I mean yeah that's the shop
alley A in the item shop
and then just they just shove all the
bullshit at the bottom of the fucking
item shop bro
that's not nice alley A's on the bottom
Well, after Aliea, I mean, like, starts at the cars and then all of a sudden, after Aliea you dude!
Ferrari, McLaren, red, but wait, this is looking kind of heat.
Yeah, I was looking at those, you can put the mask on it, see, it's kind of hard.
Wait, this is looking nice, this is looking fire. Good skin, Fortnite.
this is hard bro I kind of want a Ferrari bro instead of a Lamborghini AMG
Tim Kik got a skin it's kind of fire all right man everyone hold on I got to
reset my music but this is not the music I want to listen to give me a second
come on I need something different how do you change your music in this shit I
don't even know this shit's all sorts of nice bro but on we might get a icon
skin everyone knows you have to do this though you have to do this oh this is a
classic wait oh my god POV bro ladies ladies ladies ladies ladies POV POV
It's 20 it's 20 20 and and no no no it's it's ppov it's 20
18 winter
Yep
That's good
Wow junior in high school. No no complaints, bro
Nothing can route POV POV black hole event. Oh my classic
Wow
Wow POV you just install fortnight
Wow
Actually aura
I'm not even kidding I miss just like what are you doing bro yeah dude I can't
I HIT MY MUSIC!
Why is it still going? Is it still going for your note?
Yes.
Dude, turn it off!
Why does he sound so upset?
Oh god, I don't know exactly, I don't know.
Turn it off!
I
Why is it still going
No, okay, I get it bro. Yep turn it on. I don't know. Oh turn it
Oh
Dov bro, you're back in the day, bro. You're just playing OG fortnight life's good man
Who the fuck is courage shatey
Well
Where's that what's the shield called chat with your your icon you know I'm saying I got he loan on my bag
Yo, what the fuck is this guy?
Is this XQC?
Bro, you know we gotta run LeBron, bro.
Where's he at?
No.
Oh.
I swear I have him.
Oh, god, I do.
I do
I'm a run Marlin fucking
No, this is trapped up a lincey yoga dog
Or I got a shit swag. No shield or shield. They're like what's aura?
hmm dude i'm a cape liker really yeah look you fuck with a cape i don't know why bro
but like should i just change the color like
you need to get a better cape you don't have a better cape
nah bro this is fucking hold on color yeah that's over hold on
Chad is this hard or no? Chad is this hard? But I don't like this hard. Come on, bro, this is hard.
No? Bro, this is it. Dude, it's a V-Loan game, but in P, but in P. That's hard, though, yeah, right?
But in P, but in P, on guard in P. Yeah, bro. V-Loan man, bro. Get her,
Like come on that's hard now
But but but if I do no battling keep now the back
She says it says it says Balenciaga, bro. Like bro. Look at this retail road
This hard. That's good loot. Oh god. This is hard
What kind of shoes can I put on I don't have shoes nice
Oh my god, nobody has the snowflake glider. This is actually rare
Nobody has this bro
Oh my god the Mako glider a classic nobody has this nobody has this this is actually rare
No, you don't stop saying you have it. You don't have it. Don't act like you have it
You guys don't have that
They don't
P who the fuck is this
FNCS major one, did we miss it?
Alright, how do I uh, wait, let me, let me have hosts?
Oh, I have hosts.
Yes, yes.
Okay, what do we play, steal a brain roll?
How do you get to the battle royale?
Probably just reload bro, I'mma be honest.
What am I hearing? What am I hearing? What am I hearing?
What am I hearing? Why is this so loud?
I'm doing an IRL right now, I'm god, I'm doing an IRL right now.
I did it.
I'm playing Fortnite OG or not.
I'll give it a go.
What do I get?
OG though?
Reload would be more fun.
If we if you just get max stream sniped and we die no G. It's fries HQ
Give one game. No. Yeah. Yeah. I'm done. Oh when we'll feel better in this
It's definitely harder guys respect the OG's nobody Q. Okay guys. Just respect me
This is for killing uh, we're queuing. Oh, yeah, no way reaction might be
I'm gonna start like I'm already ready out 40 ping on our own house
Like they're saying W stream what happened? Did my shrinkish?
Cuz you're playing the ty lildance. Oh shit
In the crib, let's see my ty lildance and my real name max and I really get plaques. I'm the real snabe max max. Hey
That art
Guys jump on five get the right now for the exclusive stable or not all icons. Yeah, I'm kidding. I'm kidding
Oh god, that's right. I guess you for that. Oh god. I'm probably gets to that
Yo, 10 viewer raid from Gibbs! Can we get a thank you for the 10 viewer raid?
So... are people playing or no?
Is this because there's anyone off school right now?
Come on, like who's unemployed?
Nobody plays O2, just untubed me.
What are you eating right now?
I'm currently eating 11 Cheesecake Protein Bare Bell Barbells, naturally and artistically
flavored.
20 grams of protein, no added sugar.
Oh shit.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
Okay, where did you get it from?
I'm out of Uber Eats It.
I think I got it from Target because I over Eats It too.
So you got it from Erwan?
Yeah, it was, and then you do bigger plate,
and then it's Buffalo garlic flour,
green and beef, and.
Refrigerate order to get that.
Okay, so, if you want to get the Bear Bell,
you should just go to Erwan with bigger plate.
Yeah, and then you want to get the broccolini Korean beef,
and then you also want to do the Buffalo cauliflower,
because that should be really good.
I see that, I see that, I see that.
Korean short ribs, you said?
Yep.
One ball sniff to go.
thank you for sure on the house
how much of a tip would you use
i usually do a dollar
you don't want to do zero
don't worry bro
let's do this shit
how much of a fuck is this a run back to the road you're set up once i heard about it by takeoff
who's using that reels ya
guys do not
whoa lazy lagoon tilted tower salty springs
classic
Drop a message in text chat and leave it family friendly. Hey, I can leave a message to everyone
Guys don't forget to thank the battle bus
Good I really want to go where we headed. Let's go somewhere safe. Let's go like salty. Yep. I love that
I think fucking love that
This is where I used to go in my kill races.
Really?
Guys, stop typing to my chat!
Hashtag the bus driver!
Guys!
Please!
No way, everyone!
What?
We're not even...
They're just having B.
Yeah, I know.
They're trying to thank the bus driver themselves!
That's not...
Oh, excuse me!
Um...
Maybe it's a hot...
It's a hot drop.
Yeah, it might have...
It's yellow on the map.
It might have, like, the drums and shit.
Okay.
Now, this is...
Alright, hold on, let's just...
damn a lot of people want to wear bullshit ass skitties today I got I just
killed one solo I just saw a triple teeth what is triple T doing in my fucking face
Oh yeah, this is like...
That's alright bro, it's unlucky.
Alright bro, good luck, you got this.
Thank you bro.
Should be 3 left.
Are you locked though?
Yeah, should be.
Nice shot.
Hold on, come on.
I don't think there's stream sniping though.
I don't think there's stream sniping though.
Oh shit, what skin is that it was default on my screen my PC can't load it
Get my car remove me get my car get my car don't kill anyone get my car get my car
And chicken is bad
All right, so we cue another water now
We could try one more on got him down try one more
Oh, let's get up from one to ten. How would you rate the fallen screen locker?
What the fuck do you think, Fortnite?
I love it, bro. Yeah, I love it. I love it.
Please make it so he doesn't have to play 14 events now.
I saw his tongue tongue tongue in the fucking game, bro. I didn't even know he was in there. I forgot.
Thank God I saw him knocked. I would have shit myself if he was running around.
Bro, what the fuck is a- what is this Lizard?
Okay, I gotta change my skin bro, so nobody sees it
Okay, everybody wear a default skin so nobody knows it's me if you're gonna stream snipe at least help me
And what
What the fuck is...
Bro, what the fuck is wrong with this game?
Where's my default skin?
Why the fuck is he riding a pony?
Bro, where is he?
Oh no. Oh no.
Oh, dang it.
I just got a text message from my lawyer.
He said, take that tweet down ASAP.
God, Lucas hit you with that.
The gold speeniest.
Alright guys, maybe we got no better lobby now.
What the fuck?
You over there?
Alright, listen.
All right, pick a spot now pick a spot. Where do you want to go?
Somewhere safe somewhere safe
No, I'm not it's somewhere safe. Oh god. It's a receipt ladies. No one got out of the bus 1 3 2 people got out of
Our good we're good we're good. Um
Make sure to take the bus driver y'all let's go tilting maybe tilts it's fine
Bigger so more room tomorrow. Maybe and honestly, it's gonna fill up the old days. Let's go, bro
I'm landing Trump all right bet. I'm gonna land goldfish classic trouble me if you remember classic goldfish
playwork
Who's exit 37
Drops up that'll fucking floater. Oh my god. Look south
All right, so it's a hot job. It's a hot job. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I'm
Land wherever you can
It's a little bit of a hot job
It seems to me that everyone is going into my building. Wow. They actually I'll just say they really like to build your landing
Don't get this fucking chicken away from me. Oh my god, bro, like
You're hiding stream right? I'm not hiding stream, bro
What are you doing with me, bro, put me down
this fuck it. What are you doing? And my shield's gone. It lost. Okay, no, it's high, high,
high, high. And my pallet just broke. Yeah, don't make sound. Don't make sound.
I'm not sure about that.
And they're not even shooting each other.
They're just leaving, dude!
I just drooled.
Now, I'll leave the game.
Guys, if you can hear me, just leave the game.
Just leave the game.
Everyone leave the game.
Yeah, everyone just exploded.
Yeah, this is just-
Just one frame, million people.
So how the fuck is it going to be possible for me, Los and Jinxie to win a Fortnite game?
Win a Fortnite game.
I'm not kidding, it's going to take you out.
That is actually a long marathon, I think.
God, bro, do we join a sweaty, just a sweaty nerd,
or do we just try one more?
How sweaty are you?
They're saying it's Vino.
They're saying it's not him.
what who is this so fake you know really who is this
I was on one of your videos what video I don't know you were I was playing like red
I have some glue and then you got me like.
I'm not.
No, no, no, no.
No, I did not.
No, don't be.
What are you talking about, bro?
Yo, who are you?
How did you get on my friends list?
I just told you.
Yo, dude.
Kick rocks, kid.
I'm up there.
All right.
What do I play?
Reload?
Is that what you would play?
Yeah.
That would be good.
Yo, stop putting this sad SpongeBob in my fucking chat, bruh.
My bruh, oh my god.
Yeah, go ahead, L-Bully, L-Raw, no, no, L-Raw to me!
Buy burger in the item shop.
Where the fuck do you see a burger?
It doesn't even load for me.
Bro, this fucking item shop is glitch, bro.
That's why I'm shooting people trying to get my skin right now.
dude, why the fuck is in this loading?
wait, do I play ranked?
yeah, yeah, yeah
it says it's downloading, what is this?
just ready to go
I think it's just loading the map
100 just spent $100 on V box can't wait can't wait for the same box can't wait for the seventh when your skin drops
Does he know?
Does he know?
Peek
Ron when is the new core video coming out?
Well, I left to join the sidemen they hit me up and they asked me if I want to be a part of the sidemen and yeah
wait what is this event called shattered in 22 hours what is that I'm pretty
sure it's new season wait oh god is that soon I think so yeah because the land
just ended so I'm pretty sure it's really new season time what game do you
guys mainly play in the chat like what if you're not like if you're not watching
a stable or an auto stream
I
Isn't it crazy that we could get on anybody's main game and beat them right now
No, it's insane that nobody in my chat is better than me at my oh like any game like that
You know like actually that's a real like if we like since we came from fortnight
There's no game that we could get on that people be better than us
There's not a senior person in here who could beat us in anything
1v1 me on Osu. Do I look like a fucking dweeb to you? Like, I only ask you that. Do I look...
They're the guy that said jerk mate. I'm not playing jerk mate. That's not a real game.
Not doing that, bro. I'm not... Yo, I'm not doing this, like, freaky shit in my chat no more, bro.
I'm a grown-ass man. So y'all need to treat me like a grown-ass man, bro. Why do I hear
playboy cardi what do you most like out of that's how do I fuck is this I got
this hop in this hop in this
let's play my what rank is this this diamond diamond yeah so it's gonna be
Like probably just a bunch of bots. Well, maybe like few good players. Let's see if I still got it in me, bro
Go slurpee this is how you play for tonight while slippery swabs this reminds me of my fncs highlights
Drop of me if you watch my fncs classic. Oh
Fuck you we're gonna take it for surge
Bang, not a first kill.
Pressure falling.
Yup, easy.
Wait, why is my gun slurpy as fuck?
What is going on?
Let's see if I still got it in me, bro.
Private property, not for too long!
I
More fight sub machine gun, okay bet I think it just like those are shoes fast as fuck
Oh god, I didn't know I'm right. Oh god. I need your phone. I'm right there, so
I
Mean I mean quickly bro, I think he's
Get him quickly. I'm gonna pick a one shot. Oh god. Oh god. He's got a body. I didn't have no he made sure you know
I didn't I know right
No, I don't know I don't know I don't know nice bro. I'm coming back. I'm coming back
Let's go
Tilling bros, let's play football
I
Got him not a randall his name was Randall. How is he?
Give your look face on right now
Oh
Yo guys, just because you're laughing at every death doesn't make me bad bro
Everyone like
Come back here we go
Hold hold on hold on. I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill him. I'm only I'm only I'm only he's running out
my body so you can just live you're back boy you're back one I got this on god
you're locked I watched this shit no one's on you headset on it's game time
that's life or not you're so fucking viral
Are you knocking everything off your desk?
What the what is this fucking thing?
Wait, I just lagged and then died.
Oh my god, I fully froze.
Herbert
You got this 190
200
The onion sonion fighting battalion. What the fuck is that?
Telling my attitude
Nice, double drinking minis.
That's such a frenzy.
Please, please.
I'm mad at my body.
He's just emorting, he's not even trying to kill you.
He's dead.
Hold on.
Oh god, I never lost my skill.
Oh god, I never lost my skill.
I'm not landing on you, I'm just going to go up the hill.
Oh god, I never lost my skill, hold on.
Yeah, you want to know why I want a championship or no y'all want to know why or no
Knuckles
Arms stretch headset on it's game time
on your roof. I think it's the stack scene who's hiding.
hold on
Kedlin?
I think that one's shit
What the fuck?
What's it looking like?
I thought it was a fucking...
One box, one box, help me!
Oh, dear
We're playing zombies right now, bro
I'm with the gang and with the mob. What was you thinking?
No, someone's hacking
little 200 IQ play by Saber-Nono
what's it looking like for you, Miho?
so, you're gone
I
Guys, it's a rough off was there
They say I run into the fucking no tolls on it's a lazy. What'd you get me? Oh, we got
What do you get you what do you get you what do you get you got me a keeper, bro, but
Why is he think you don't have
Need help.
Oh shit, am I?
Oh, that are fucking here is unreal, not the rank!
Where the fuck is that fighting at Ron?
I'm fucking weak!
Neha!
I'm dead.
I'm on fire.
I didn't just shoot at her, I'll be.
I'm getting that vibe too.
Stay alive, stay alive, stay alive, stay alive, please stay alive, please stay alive.
Stay alive, stay alive, stay alive, stay alive, stay alive, stay alive, stay alive, stay alive.
Stay alive, stay alive.
Let's go.
Come on, we're playing.
Shilling, we're chilling, me ho!
Okay, okay, okay.
Oh god, I'm gonna lock in.
This time I'm locking in.
Oh god, I'm not dying.
I think, I think right in the hand?
Yeah, you fucked up.
Two, uh, two bodies on me, Fonik.
Hold on, hold on, hold on. They fucked up, they gave me a hundred.
Bull tack and shit.
Do you understand? I used to be the best hunting rifle in the game.
Drop on me, if you remember. I was the greatest sniper.
You sound like Lacey now.
How?
Well, you've been saying that, but I'm not kidding. That's a Lacey spammin'.
Well, I'm, that literally was me. I used to literally be the greatest sniper on this game, and everyone actually knows that.
Just watch. I don't miss my snipes.
I'll be right
Don't get a handful of salt it though I'm going up
Fucking monkey jumping around bro
first
basically now
this shot
bro i need help now
bro that's f***ing monkey
i'm grappling all the way to the impo
i'm coming i'm coming i'm coming
stop by your wall
i can't bro
nice nice nice nice
help me to survive
trade reds trade reds trade reds
Just trust your IGL!
Just trust your IGL!
Just trust your IGL!
Just trust your IGL!
Just wait for it to change!
Don't stop!
There's no respawning!
There's no respawning!
Okay, lock it!
Listen, trust your IGL!
Okay? Follow me!
No, no, stop building without your IGL!
Stop building without your IGL!
Okay, I need whites!
I need lights.
I'm going up for this body, I'm not going to come up.
Don't forget his crown, got it?
Okay, okay, okay, listen, you're going to play with me, listen to me.
Okay, what we're going to do?
Stop, listen, listen, don't peek.
Zone's moving.
Take your wrapper, remove.
Move
Bush cleared
Thank you, Bush, South East I repeat
Copy copy copy copy copy copy
Kids back here me how they're looking to rotate glade it back here me how I just spit everywhere
Back here me how hold on behind you. Is there a spring button?
Fuck is this?
headshot! oh no glitch, glitch, glitch, glitch, glitch
oh, it's a rare glitch, one in a billion
I'm going frontside, miho, I'm no more grabbler
you're getting fought, no don't worry
cracked one, the one on you is healthy, the one on you is healthy
going on, miho?
yep, yep, yep, yep, just keep going, keep going, keep going
fuck off, 100, fuck off
he's running please don't beat a bush please don't beat a bush please don't
beat a bush please don't beat a bush nice are you locked or not yeah
there's two on lower on my walls hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on this
just broke please reset oh god please reset I'm gonna get a kill I'm gonna get
I'm gonna get a kill, I'm gonna get a kill, I'm gone, I'm gonna get a kill.
No die.
Okay, pull the max.
Dead.
Hold on.
I'm weak.
He's got me wider, he's got me wider.
Do you look at me?
Yep.
You ran, you ran, you ran.
Oh!
I'm nervous, I'm nervous.
It's okay, me hell.
What in the gas station?
I repeat, what in the gas station?
Those reference to you funny clicks.
Oh, you're nervous now you're nervous. That's what you said in the clip. Oh my god. It's a fucking predator. Wait
Well, am I missing or this game glitch?
Oh, no, it's up to me to me to clutch you have to clutch. I'm not gonna lie. You have to actually
Oh
Me ho
Pulls bars fuck
They reset yo, so one duo
Same thing that got me bro
And it's fucking just we have to go again
Bro, how am I asked bro how and he's oh my god, and he's
Right that was definitely just like a little ass kid just so high bro
Oh my god, how did my phone just pick up a fucking FaceTime without me
Wait, so I'm confused. What did I do wrong there, bro?
Like what did I do wrong I feel like my building wasn't bad I feel like my editing wasn't bad
The skin is tough, bro. Oh god the skin is tough. I
Have a fucking four-night professional coach in my chat saying oh you're doing great
It's I have a question right if I wanted to go pro again in this game, could I know?
Probably oh
My god that skin is so oh my god wait does anyone remember this you know look look look look chat chat look at this
Look at this look at this look at this look at this look at this
I don't want to like it at all, that's just an icon by Fortnite.
Don't be weird chat, oh god, please.
I don't wanna see my address on Twitter, guys, please.
Oh god, bro, please, just chill.
No, no troll though, now that I think about it,
every K-pop artist I'd be putting on my playlist,
they're looking really good.
I
That's table or not. Oh, you look so good today. Why is she a good today? I
Feel like I look kind of I look kind of ugly. What the fuck is this skin?
Why would anyone ever buy and there's a fucking monkey? Oh
Shit
Oh shit, oh shit
cactus family
Hi, let's play
I like football that's like
Well, let's do this bro. All right, let's go
No troll bro. We're not getting off this game until we get a win simple as that. I'm gotten on God
There's no one that will ever get me off this game, bro. I'm gonna get all I'm gonna get a win
All my chats life. I'm gonna get away
Oh shit a chest
Why is my name on this game unstable Roberto, I think it changes there, bro
Wait, what how's that kind of
Dang you know
Like brothers guys name is fucking clicks bro
Oh, it's fake clicks bro. It's fake. It's obviously not
That was okay cheeky that I was okay cheesy as fuck that was okay cheesy as fuck bro. That was cheese that was cheese
The gorilla on you I got him one. He's so dog shit
No you wanted to pull up on hards.
Chad is this shotgun good or no?
Who the fuck is-
Mia?
You actually have a good peak turn in.
It's like bro I can't even do anything bro.
All I see is just people laughing.
It's like how am I supposed to want to play this game?
If EVERYBODY the shit talks me!
It's like bro like I can't even have a little bit of fun.
We're on I'm gonna go away for me bro
I can't even land I can't even land I can't land
You're blind build how am I supposed to build in the fucking sky bro?
oh man i see you kids on hike
is this some type of joke bro? is this some type of fucking sick joke? like that ass is
this some type of fucking joke? is this some type of fucking sick joke?
I had two people with no mother on me, my mother was fucking, this guy is chasing me,
oh god, ladies oh god there's someone running at me full speed, oh god there's someone running
at me full speed.
Over I'm just shockwaving across the map with like no head chicken with no head
Four seconds
this is why we fought night
you got this
you like waffles I'm gonna kill myself I'm gonna kill myself bro like all of my
supposed to fucking play my poop without me by 88 kill me yeah it's like I can't
I can't bro my cortisol levels are fucking spiking
Fake bad equals funny. Yeah, bro fake bad. It was funny. I can't even get out of the sky without dying
It's the first time I ever landed without fucking dying out of the air
Leave me alone leave me alone, bro
Leave me alone bro, leave me alone, just leave me alone bro, just leave me alone bro, just
Leave me alone, bro! Leave me alone!
Like, I can't do shit!
I wanna play, bro!
I'm done. Fuck your life.
There is a lot of people in the zone
It's a stream sniping bro, it's just I'm getting stream sniped over and over
Here you go, it's a mirror now
No, no, no, I'm fighting a lot of people in the zone right now
Actually, I'm good, I killed them all
Coming here you ho!
This guy's actually cringed, give me a favor bro, give me a favor take your life bro, get ass in game
Hey, bro, this guy's killed me like eight times now. This guy's killed me like eight fucking times
like I can't do anything bro he's just he's just sitting there with this pump
out
you're getting told that my reaction time is ass bro it's like
I don't know what I'm doing bro at least I need help oh god there's a lot of people
on me bro I'm not kidding I'm not getting please I regret my decisions
Please help me
Are they cranking on you Friday?
They're leaving it
I'm just gonna put on the height
This is some type of joke, bro. Oh my god. This is some type of joke
I think I've died more times more seconds than I've been alive at this point
I'm not even kidding bro. Say like four seconds three seconds two seconds one seconds. I'm at zero seconds
I'm back baby. Baby. I'm back
I'mma land on you, I'mma land on you, I'mma land on you.
Yeah, I got a little Miho right here.
I'm down, I'm down, I'm down, I'm down.
You gotta reboot.
You gotta reboot me, I'll-
It's on my wall, it's on my wall, it's on my wall!
I mean, bro, I mean, bro, is it?
I'm not even kidding, I'm not even kidding, bro.
I'm not even fucking kidding. Am I bad at the game?
Don't say that, bro.
No, like, genuinely curious. Am I bad at the game?
You just gotta get I'm like actually though. You just gotta like get used to playing the game again
Well, also, this is some serious stream time, but once you get better like it'll be more fun
I need to get my skin. All right, this time I'm putting on a sweat skin. Oh god
Actually facts, I'm not gonna lock what it's what skin on what it's what skin on yeah, I'm done
Let's get sweaty bro. Hold on
What the fuck is this who's buying this? Why is this in my fucking locker?
What the fuck is this sweat skin?
You're about to find out bro, look at this, ready?
Hold on.
Oh yeah.
Oh my god, actually I'm gonna wear a wear a skin, I'm gonna wear a Trab.
Nobody has this.
Oh my god, who wants my account?
I know there's so many fucking little ass kids in this shop that want my account right
now.
Oh god, they do.
ScottSkin is iconic, it has been the item shopper forever, classic.
Do I have a pickaxe to match? Let's see.
I'm going to give him...
Duh duh duh duh duh.
I'm going to give Trava fucking Katana, cause that's fucking, that's aura.
What's more fucking rare? Triple T or Trava Scott for Fortnite?
Like is my account worth money, you think?
Hmm
Bro, no way triple T's that fucking rare. They're all saying triple T say will ahi
2000 bits you're going to run yo guys. I'm on the fortnight section
Um, is anybody gonna gift like a thousand subs or no?
Like I'm a little curious what happened
No, no, no
Nice, thank you for the 17 months, exploits.
Is Fortnite still like one of those games where it's like the chat, just has like rich
kid that just gift subs, like that during COVID days, that was like what happened?
Why are you in Jinx's bathroom?
So actually you're fucking delayed in the head.
Fucking dumbass, bro.
four months. That was when Bitcoin was up. We're all broke now. What? What a hood, what
a hood, what a hood. Bro, dude, you guys keep telling me to buy the, yo, look what I got.
Look at this. Look how rare this is. Ready? Look at my sidekick. Look. Sponge fucking
Bob that's my snike dick are you fucking serious your eyes are thank you for the five
Hey, hey, I got what you
It's got a first time chatter giving me a link what the fuck
Just set a baby
Who's fucking baby is that?
Dude.
I'm not gonna be honest with you, bro.
If you have a kid and he just is like, he looks like me, would you keep him?
Be honest.
Imagine having a child and it's just like fully grown, like his face just looks like you.
Would you be freaked out?
I would hate that, so I'll never have a kid.
If I have a kid bro and he grows up to be like a mini-me, that'd be fire.
Did I talk about this all the time?
But like bro, I think the world is ready for another stable Ronaldo.
Yeah.
You know what it is, too many people are queuing right now, that's why we're not in a game.
No, imagine like I ended stream but then I just have like a mini run just ready to boot up
But I should invest in like a child or someone like to like do my streams like after I end like on my account
Low key no
I was fucking muted what you said should I invest with someone to like stream for me like after I end
That's not slavery
So working for stable Renoto is people's slavery. Like what?
You any one in the chat would want to be adopted by me? I'd be a good dad, bro.
I don't know, bro, you don't think I'd be a good dad?
Fuck that bullshit.
Probably not, bro.
Like, imagine your baby just starts throwing up and shit himself.
I would dead ass just kill myself.
Like, I'm not even kidding.
Bro, there is no world where I deal with that.
I'm sorry.
I don't give a fuck.
Blaze, do you think that you never shot yourself as a baby?
Oh, of course I did.
Are you crazy?
It's normal.
It's just I don't want to deal with that.
What the fuck is this map?
Yeah, this is like...
Like the current map as a reload map.
Bro, I would never...
If a little ass kid's shit were to rip in my car...
Oh my god.
How are you dead? I'm literally in the sky.
Yo!
it's like I mean I didn't even last there was a prediction does he survive
six he's gonna get that's after landing I mean bro like this is just sad
no no no no no no no no no I can't even survive like a second
Spudger in the game.
Bro, are you? This is like actually a joke.
Okay, I'm actually trying.
I'm actually trying.
Shhh, the fuck down bitch.
Some sponge.
Okay, oh my god, I'm going for like 20 kills.
That's just shit.
I'm lost.
How's it go?
Let's do this.
Let's do a challenge.
No more complaining, just straight fucking dubs, you sweat.
Alright man.
You can be dubs if you want.
I'm live.
Dying knife.
I'm nice
this one
hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, watch
oh god, I'm watch
this is the run
this is the run-in
this is the run-in, son-in
oh shit, pizza
the fuck that should so be a lie that's the effect pieces should give to you in
real life you eat people was it do just makes you like I've had a shit and I HP
damn I just found the chest I was promised you bro I just got a slurp
juicing the purple spaz
Fuck me talk to me me help communication remember fuck down bitch
Well actually oh god I'm back oh god I'm back
I'm gonna shoot us, right?
Hey dude, hope you got your fucking skin for next game chooser already.
Dick.
Oh my Benji!
What the fuck?
What is with this fucking game, bro?
What the fuck
What is this fucking game, bro
Oh wait
Fucking dumbass
I
Dare him, bro. I'm like
I'm like the like who's like the who's like a guy I could be compared to you know, I'm saying like I'm like
Adam Johnson, Adam Johnson of this game
Like it's fun Bob rise slide past he's just giggling fucking bodass long
fucking Bob right here
full box on me full box full box i'm coming let me deal with all peace all
peace deal with this guy all peace i just said let me deal with him and you stole my
kill he dropped his pizza though here who's the whites no cheese pizza not a bad
jump can't go wrong with that who dares to shoot over here and my graph
my life pepperoni pizza is the best pizza no fucking hot take there that's
That's a cold take pepperoni pizza is the greatest pizza
That's true. I mean, that's you order sir. Like it's the best if you get pepperoni
If you get straight cheese, you're actually like six years old. Yeah
Like I actually had some drew all shit. Yeah, can you actually order pineapple or no?
Yeah
Yeah back in the day when I used to be fat I used to order from Domino's cheese.
I would order pepperoni pizza.
I would order 10 wings and then I would order cheesy bread with bacon and jalapenos in it.
Does anyone even know what I'm talking about from Domino's?
It literally sounds good.
It sounds good.
Oh god.
It was like cheap one.
I should go back to being fat.
Should we go?
What's looking for you, yo?
Uh, I just stood in my hot dumps.
You think my heart will last until I'm like 50 minimum or no?
I don't know if he's like kind of a long way to go, bro
Actually like like good at video games, but I forgot that I'm like talented sometimes I'd be like losing my like
self esteem because this whole channel just shits on me but bro I sometimes I
forget how good I am at video games like no bullshit was this
Coming in, coming in, coming in.
Boxes, boxes.
Got him, buddy.
Hold on, buddy.
Let me handle this.
Let me handle this.
Hold on.
H, got the enemy?
Hold on.
You can't handle me.
Hold on.
He's not shooting.
help ace out this is no longer a joke this is no longer a joke i need help
stick down the money deal this is no longer a joke
watch your back one watch your back one
don't sun me chat when i win it's like who you gonna sun after that
give you give you give you those whites
for me for me for me for me for me for me
he's right here he's right here he's right here
I'm on white one white and a few million
I'm coming my little to the bush
help me help me help me help me help me help me help me help me help me help me help me
Nice.
I gotta go fast.
That's mine, that was mine, that was mine.
Me hee-hee-ho, me hee-hee-ho.
Stop bro, stop singing that shit, it's annoying me to fuck.
Me hee-hee-ho, me hee-hee-ho.
Ho ho ho, go bro.
It's too loud.
This fucking splint, yo this Bob dude's actually pissing me to fuck off.
Oh god bro, what the fuck do you even do?
I'm having a lot of lag, I might be dead.
I
Cheat
All right, I'm finally alive. I'm dead
Wait, there's at least ones or no, I don't know oh no there's
Max I'm lost there's some how we move you refresh when you get a certain enough. Oh
I might be getting held in zone
attention all onions attention movie lovers
come here you just all over you sponge mubby
I'm a grown-up. SpongeBob me boy. SpongeBob me. Come suck me up. I'm a grown man bro.
yeah we're adults. Loot on me. One God, loot on me.
I just killed that Max win! Max win!
Eat that. Throw it down. Eat that. Eat that!
Alright, come here. Grab the shank. Then smash all the giggling, bruh.
Did they fuck up there?
Now
Little stick jerked on me
Chats always got something to say bro
Playin my ship on Haterade play in my shoes, bro. See if you can do what I do. I gotta kill on me
fuck out of here
I see him, he has no resus
oh I need help, oh god I need help, oh god
you have whites or no, oh my god we have to win
oh god I don't want to drag the game, yeah yeah somewhere bro, I don't want to play again
come on lock in, like oh god lock in
I'm trying
There's people on me there to them. I got you. I got you dead
He's white he's white not like a racist way, but he's just white
I see him. I'm gonna show you back. Oh, keep trying that side
Look out
then
It's it bro. We won
this is the end we did it bro i won my talk to me talk to me talk to me talk to me
let me hit him let me hit him i need my ones actually or no yeah yeah yeah he's 28 white
let me handle him bro let me get this guy
fuck out of here, bro
let me handle this guy, where is he at?
where is he at, bro? I want to show people I've still got this shit, where is he?
he got him though
I think I can see him bro, I'm not going to lie
bro, later just wearing my phone
bro, he didn't even know how to fucking hold his phone
you just like, just like, you can't control yourself, can you?
No, I'm a different mode on Fortnite.
This game is, uh, amazing, bro. I wanna keep playing all night.
I think my game is...
Sorry, cueing up again.
I think my game just crashed, so I outlawed somebody just chatting.
Hold on, bro, we're getting robbed.
What the fuck? Wait, someone's robbing the house!
Miho.
How are you gonna say you wanna be a gamer and then you get off after 1-dub?
What the fuck?
Who dead ass just got after a 1 win?
how's it even possible how do you win and then want to get off
well I'm probably just curious about
Why is Lacey dressed up like we're all-
Look what I got, ladies!
What did you get, bro?
Bro, I thought you were getting robbed!
Wait, what did I end up being?
Bro, broccoli-y, buffalo cauliflower, green shirt ribs!
Nice!
Literally perfect.
That's exactly what we're talking about.
Bro, Chad, do I have permission just to eat real quick, bro?
Wait, there's something happening on Lacey's stream.
I'm getting alerted by every user. Oh
What is they she wearing
All right, he's my lawyer now oh
I chat I need to quickly eat um, what should I be watching I transform kaisen at house?
What
It's got to be clickbait. I need something to watch
Me am I going pull up?
Watch a Tommy G video
Like why is this in my recommended like
I got definitely finished eating but why it's the worst thing in the entire world to listen to
So is your voice, but I don't complain. Yeah, but my voice gives you a boner. No, definitely
What is this this man spent his life collecting you think I'm gonna sit here watching
Now for one video.
Mega Star Wars collection ever.
It's estimated to be worth around $200,000.
And then the entire thing got stolen.
And the police are actively working with the thieves
to cover the entire thing up.
But the craziest part is that the collector
doesn't even know that his collection's been stolen.
Yeah, the collector's son Brian will, he reached out to me because
You want me to watch a two hour video?
No clue how to break this news to his dad.
At this point my father had a health episode.
We can't bring any stress to him.
Um...
Wait, so who is this?
The reason he's reaching out to me is because the police are covering this entire thing up.
In at this moment, I promised Brian that I would not end this video until I get his entire world record
Star Wars collection back.
But anyways, the thief of this-
WAIT!
Is this the guy who used to have a bunch of Legos in his house when it got stolen?
From a long, long time ago?
Wait, I remember this.
Like he has like Star Wars and shit, no?
Collection is actually a corporation called Bricks and Minifigs.
Bricks and Minifigs, the biggest toy store of its kind.
Does anyone even know what Bricks and Minifigs were?
We're not just your average bigger stores.
Bricks and Minifigs is basically seen as the best and safest way to sell your LEGO
collections.
I'm selling my LEGOs.
Wait.
Yo, ladies, man, I'm like muting your mic if you're going to be doing that shit.
What about it?
I can hear it.
Wait, I have a question.
Is the Lego marketplace like a real thing?
I'm planning to do with that.
It's taken to my local bricks and minifig.
Because there's so much positive media about them everywhere.
Wait, there's some data like this?
This would be the perfect store.
It's positive media about them everywhere.
Yeah, that's actually the thing. I've never seen that on TikTok.
Brian thought that this would be the perfect store
to finally sell his dad's Lego Star Wars collection.
Oh.
So I wrote up a contract.
In the contract, it says that these are still the family's Lego sets,
but every time one gets sold,
the store gets to keep a small percentage of each tail.
This was a store's worth of inventory.
So that store that day was nothing but my dad's collection, like all the shelves filled.
They had to bring in extra shelves and build the whole party room with shelves.
But the owner of the franchise, this woman,
will her husband had to actually leave the country due to some work related reasons.
My husband and I were planning on moving out of the country.
Wait, so what is it?
I was about to corporate to let them know, hey, this is something that's coming up.
I think I know.
In the next like four to five months.
Many figs head corporation. I think this kid was like trying to sell his uh
Lego collection to like pay for his dad's medicine or some shit or some what the doctor or some shit
And then they like completely fucked him over and like weren't giving him as much money as it should have been or some shit
I'm selling the store. So the corporation actually was able to find a buyer to buy it from her
This world is fucked up in the area
He was going to be in town and he was gonna stop by
And just take a look at it. Wasn't it the friend and got there?
It's like recent that he informed me that they were terminating my franchise agreement
We were getting threats from Brandon and from corporate that if we didn't leave the store immediately the police were gonna be called
I told corporate I wasn't comfortable leaving that night without the inventory
I'm gonna be honest with you guys
Let's get to the juicy part
I
Don't care about this fucking like story, bro. Like what happened like we're good off the lore. Yeah
Okay, I skipped too far. Yeah now. I'm not watching this
Now okay now I'm really not watching this video, bro
like
Bro guys, you're talking about like I have no attention span
I just don't care to watch a video on Legos like I'll be honest with you. It's like watching like a video on like
Like, like, like my FNCS, bro.
Something like, let me check my YouTube history for you.
Yeah, give me something, bro, like, I can react to it.
You know, I'm almost done already, bro.
I got you.
This is what I watch every night.
Well, not this video exactly, but just videos like this.
I sent it every night.
I've been watching this probably like the last week.
Let's get it in, dude.
to watch a ninja and I literally just put it full screen on my left monitor and
then just Q Valor CS go or league made a box leg made a box leg with us I don't
skip or anything bro it's edited it's not boring I see we go we're gonna work
the pleasant see I'm wasting you know what's crazy what's mark was he was
Never
For I throw most for my person to come and that's all that
Whatever happened to that one dude, not Dakota's. What's the other guy? Don't don't like a deep ass voice. Oh my god
This is a lot of distortion. You know fucking yeah
No way I don't I'm not gonna grab a loot crater and then we get the llama. Oh my god. The RG gods are with us, baby
We RPG zones on that. Yo, say why are you watching me when your streamers live rough? Get a grip
It's tough, it's good, but just throw on and watch, it's background audio, it's fun
when you're paying attention and it's fun when you're not.
This is a good watch.
is a good watch bring back the Thompson wow
and spins shoots over Irving Wow and Kevin Love is 13 three-bound again I
think we're gonna be better everybody on the fucking whatever this whole NDA
spark is gone is there any spark in the NBA anywhere like this though like
You know what Rob's gonna retire soon.
Five for shoot. James Powers drives down the lane.
Leia missed it. Ligadala contested.
Oh my god.
Trayman Green kicks it out. Ligadala for three.
Oh my god. Break off.
Rebound James and he's fouled by Curry.
Who's knocking on my door? What the fuck is going on?
Curry, third team foul.
That will take a time out as we get under the three-minute mark.
Me oh you want to win this gotta be the mindset. This is good defense and good offense. That's what I just realized something
This is 10 years ago
Both ways championship efforts and on the other hand
Clearly the contact by
Seven years ago
250 remaining
down is one of the best
16 dude from Jerry Western James for the until tonight as LeBron James
for 26 years
I think LeBron's actually going to retire in the next like two years, I don't know
I hope he makes any sense
The power move to the basket, but Iguzala, right there
That's clearly contact, Iguzala got away with it
And those are the tough calls to make
You need to hurry to retire at all, no.
You know, while Draymond Green wants to shy of attack.
All right, well, the water is your fucking game.
Serving will bring it up.
They got farmers on the team now, bro.
You know, he just signed a billion-dollar contract, didn't he?
They ain't holding.
Drows it in the loft.
Going to buy barns.
Love a little chop-hop.
Yo, what is this?
A fucking brick off?
14 rebounds for Draymond Green to go with 32 points.
Yeah, nobody league what happens
Curry finds a good dollar drives kicks it out Barnes
Barnes out to green puts up a tree
Caps get it back with two eleven remaining. That's great rotation
Nurgis game right now to the opposite look at LeBron well over here. He's young here. No
No?
10 years ago, so...
He was 30?
Fuck, he won.
Oh!
Wait.
Ahhhh!
What the fuck?!
Why?
That's fucking way you blocked that.
No, this is...
This is crazy, dude.
Can you imagine being here for this game?
Nobody's made a point in, like, literally a minute.
Two minutes.
Oh my god, nobody scores!
Are you showing this by way of the clock?
Ah, it's a live game, bro. I got permission from the N.A.
NO!
Holy brick!
I'm going to be honest with this scripted or not.
Like this has been in the speaking game.
2 and a half minutes of no scoring on it.
I was going to be honest, I did not know it was like that.
Yeah, I didn't either.
I was watching it though.
That was a Curry stick runner.
Everyone is a Curry stick runner for this day.
Curry's like the greatest basketball player to ever put to ball.
I would say he's better than Michael Jordan.
That's a real challenge for the Cavaliers
against the likes of Curry and Thompson.
That's not a big rally.
Each team has a foul to give as we come up on a minute remaining.
And they're putting Curry in the pick and roll
trying to get him on Earth.
No points in two and a half to three minutes now.
Meeho, look at this shit.
Irving and Curry.
Look at Irving, classic shot.
He's so good.
From downtown.
And the Cavaliers by three.
And I like the no-time outfall by Steve Kerr.
Tyree Irving, I'm missing.
Is he safe?
Or is he at his angle?
Erving steps back, fakes the three.
Rides again, shut off Niceland.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Seven to shoot.
Kerr, you got it.
Erving fakes the three.
Steps back, crossover, puts up a three.
Oh my god!
Kevin Law is up!
Yeah!
What a spectacular job by Law.
Erving on the drive, losing seven, lost it.
Yes!
and finds love. There's a seven. Take the shot. Take the shot.
And they had a foul to give, so Barnes fouls in there.
But that's a bad foul. My god. That's a bad foul.
What is Murray doing? And what was Kyrie Irving doing?
Oh, the transition. Wait.
Jake Jaden Smith, a downsmith.
Well inbound. Now there's a 4.7 difference
between shot clock and game clock.
You guys know I saw Jaden slip that nobo?
Like three days ago.
Warriors have one time out left.
He's going to the back court in the last two minutes to go.
Oh my god.
Okay, this is a good stretch.
So right now there's 15 seconds left, but an 11 second shot clock for the ball.
So what he's going to do is he's going to stay on this side of the court,
and he's going to make it so the time goes down.
We've got a manager.
Oh.
Now he's going for a layup!
Back to Jake!
Oh my god!
Damn the bow!
Fucked up his finger.
No!
Warriors have two timeouts remaining Wait, once you're up like more than three points
Oh my, what he missed That stays a three point game
And Mike as a player, there's no pressure right now, you're up three, worst case scenario
you gotta give him one free throw, that should be the mindset I missed it, you gotta step
up and not miss it No wait he misses the second one
right that's what bronze games come on James
my god point game okay I have a real question with 10 seconds left up four
points is it even physically possible to win of course really yeah foul they
miss both the pre-throws you get the ball back hit a three maybe get
followed. Look at the guy.
Kari, give it to Kari.
Oh my God. Oh my God.
What the fuck was that brick shot?
And now they'll take it out of bounds with 6.5 remaining.
And you got to make sure you're in nobody's area
to allow them to knock down a three.
When we take a shot.
I know, Bob, right?
Phantom?
Can be fucking choked yesterday.
Big $1 inbound.
Shumper, trying to stay with Curry, catches the hold.
Oh my god, wait.
That puts up a three.
Won't go.
Rebound tip taken by Spades.
Final seconds.
It's over.
It's over.
Cleveland is a city of champions.
Once again, the Cavaliers are NBA champions.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
That's crazy bro, that's really crazy you think about it, bro I don't remember like
bro sometimes I wish that I was like more of like a fan of this shit so I could keep
up like if the finals right now like good you think or no.
Yeah, it's definitely good. Both teams have pretty good culture. It's definitely good.
Bro, I wish that was like more of like an understanding of sports. Do I have to get into sports or no?
Like I feel like I'm missing something that everyone else has, dude.
Watch the fucking NFL, bro. I'm kidding, when football season starts, watch some Red Zone.
What is this? Tracing McGrady, 13 points versus...
13 points in 33 seconds, is that hard?
that hard I mean yeah they're down fucking 18 points are now
I was in a
Look at him
I was in a possible
Yeah, I mean
Why is it anyone recording with their phones
16.2 to go.
Is there no goal?
During this era?
Yes.
Eric can't find anybody there.
No timeout for that.
He finally gets it in for the Grady.
Grady over 4-4.
Yes!
Yes!
13.2 to the Grady.
14.2 to the Grady.
How is this even possible?
They almost didn't get the ball in.
in the game on McGregor.
Did he die good?
He hit this, going not wanting to pick up the foul.
He's good.
He's amazing.
Somehow got such a good, it's a two point game.
And he got a great foul there.
No timeouts left.
But they win this game and a second foul.
Forgot the ball and getting inbound.
So 11.2 to go.
In this fourth quarter, San Antonio not bringing
to a two point lead.
They play by as many as 11.
Yao Ming on the inbound.
What the fuck?
Wait.
No.
No.
What the fuck?
Wow bro my goat curry and LeBron can do that though I'll be real with you LeBron
couldn't LeBron could literally teleport the ball to the net in the span of like
like a fucking snap.
Like, dude, I'm honestly telling you,
before LeBron retires, he's gonna use his superpowers.
Like, real tall.
Real tall, bro.
Real tall.
What is this?
What are you linking me, bro?
Oh no, are we entering the depths of YouTube?
Risky Red Bull Plain Stunt goes wrong.
Is this TOS, maybe a band?
It's red boy even you promote their drinks well?
I do it give a shout out to Buckeye for uh shout out to what?
Without the bag?
Not a daddy?
That bag.
Let me know when you're really ready.
Wait, what are they trying to do here?
They're trying to swap planes?
Coming down!
3, 2, 1
Bring one, break
Now, whose idea is this, bro?
Down and confirm
Power off
Mixed you're out!
Diving
Wait, this is insane! I've never saw this!
This is actually insane! I've never saw this!
What the fuck?
That was the other guy.
Wait.
Neo.
No.
No, you suck.
You didn't catch it.
It's like you gotta run that batch after like fucking that up.
See, I would not choke that. I'm not gonna lie. Like imagine being in the heat of the moment. I'm not choking that.
You ruined the clip, bro. You ruined the clip.
Imagine seeing your boy land his shit while yours is just flying into the ground.
That's bullshit, bro.
That's fucked.
That's actually fucked.
Why do I have a recommended fact or to bloom I suspect this is why I
Like bro like what up, Wiggins? I
Saw my people just post anything bro. I saw my grandma pleasing herself
Let me just say first
There's nothing wrong with the with the with the doing that
This is like the internet is at its all-time fucking low bro
Like I'm on the weird side of YouTube now where since everything is fucked
You ever go on YouTube and you just binge watch like bullshit like this
This is a good idea, this is a good stuff.
You can sense his family.
Like how the fuck do people have their fucking license sometimes?
It actually blows my mind.
I feel like 90% of people who drive don't know how to actually drive.
What is this music I'm hearing?
What?
Yo!
Actual co-worker music.
Do you guys have dash cams or no?
Yo, how the...
It's on fire. Look at that shit, look, I blocked it, look.
It's actually some GTA shit.
Look at this.
Yup.
Don't tell me it blew up. Did it blow up?
see he's a better man than me i'm watching that shit blow up no what is this oh no i
gotta watch like dumbasses dumbasses like bro where's like the real fucking idiot you're
We're looking to see some car accidents, right?
Oh my god.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Okay.
Okay, okay.
I'm not gonna lie.
This guy dead.
That's on YouTube, it's fine. But my question is,
I hate when people honk the horn.
Bro, just fucking like,
You're a honker!
You honk!
Who do I honk at?
you honk? I've never honk. I don't ever honk my horn. That's cap! You honk on
stream! Yeah maybe like to troll. I hate when people honk. Like go around.
That was so preventable. And what are the most replayed here?
I'm not gonna lie like
Have you guys ever gotten to like a corax something like that like that's actually scary really?
Yeah, oh
My god
We got T-bombed like that some lady ran a red choose drunk
Yeah, we ran up a bag
Really?
Yeah, I'm kind of my mom was like my mom was like well cuz it like fucked up my
It fucked up my wrist and then I went and got like physical therapy x-ray da-da-da
Obviously exaggerated it got mine
In game and then yeah, that was not a jib that was like middle school how much money did you get oh?
I have no idea it because my mom got all of it
So your grandma's a scammer and your mom's a scammer you got it bro. Actually fucking got it
broski
how much money do you have?
it's a classic video bro
wait there's another minecon
I thought there was only one minecon
how much did it take to wear?
you see yourself on screen
give us a wave
you're lying to me
is minecon still a thing?
like if I went?
to dance
Where do you get the inspiration for your evil mod packs?
Cause I love torturing my players on my server with them.
What would you be doing if Minecraft didn't exist?
That's a good question.
Why don't anyone ever wear that hair grab?
I'm number one parkour master worldwide right here.
I actually don't have a job though.
Dude, he doesn't have a job.
Isn't that a waffles?
I don't know bro.
Sponges get the sponges now. I realize it. They're the first IRL streamers
They were the first
Everyone to subscribe to you, you know you should subscribe to me. What's your YouTube account? She's it
F-U-Z-E-I-T, I'mma enter and make this on you.
Google that, you gotta look that up!
What is it? F-U-Z...
Wait, it's right here.
Wait.
Wait.
Eight years ago, this is what his animation was.
Hold on.
Chicken knife.
Oh, good music!
Hold on, now?
This is how it works for this target audience.
Oh, shit.
What the fuck's going on?
What's it doing?
Ohhhh
Chicken!
Yo you know what I fucking saw?
Bro, this is a fucking long animation.
Yo you know what I used to watch when I was younger?
Oh my god, does anyone know somebody tell me if they remember bro the Minecraft like there was like this egg
Like you don't talk about her. No
No, I know
Lucky block bro. I don't know. Oh my god an eggs guide to mine. You've never seen this shit when you're
Unlocked memory
Welcome to minecraft
What's Minecraft?
Minecraft is a voxel-based video game created in Sweden.
Hey, a cow!
Yes, Jason. Let's just count.
Wow, what an actual classic.
Bro, they did like so much shit. I remember this, bro.
Oh my god, look up. Oh my god, it's like Minecraft school.
It's like mob school or something. That shit was god tier.
Mob school?
What is Minecraft mo-
This! This! Yeah, it's a monster school!
Ha ha ha! No!
Yeah, we were actually-
Dumbass, you know what I'm saying?
Wow.
Like, think about it, we had this shit, kids nowadays-
What is this?
I
Used to actually follow these videos back in the day. This one was the class. Oh god. I used to
This one was the classic one though. Oh, I just got some cobblestone and stuff. That's why it's it's darker
I went I went out
Alright, let's see if he built a tunnel down here somewhere.
Holy pocket edition.
Okay, let's use a diamond.
Let's use a diamond.
AHHHH! AHHHH!
NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
AHHHH! HE HIT ME! HE HIT ME!
Run away! Run away! Run away!
He's real, he's real!
Israel, IS real, wait, hold on.
No, my god.
Play that again!
The government's trying to, the government's been trying to connect to us!
Idiot test, 90 percent fail.
Dude, we reached the next side of the...
Ah, we reached the side of the internet, bro.
I'm high-bombing crazy.
The other player has changed his...
Yikes.
Why? Easy.
Why?
Wait, how'd they know?
Fucking easy, bro.
What?
Did you say right in the middle?
Okay, there's somebody who's got, okay, well, self-light.
White.
White.
I'm gonna get this, bro.
Wait...
Wait...
Wait...
I gotta get this bro.
Dude, we need a fuckin' test for Albert Einstein.
What the fuck is this, bro?
Should I just skip it?
Why is there a dog on the street?
Wait...
Remember this puppy also likes to veal for his puppies.
What was the color of the cute puppy?
The white!
No, fuck this dumbass puppy!
What is the challenge here?
White.
Easy, 3 out of 3.
You're not an idiot.
We're constantly drink oh my this is really so easy
Why holy shit is it not water what
Oh yeah this is the
This is the latest radio show
Only 5 to 50% of you will get this right
Well no fucking wonder if she was as damn near possible.
What the fuck is this?
This dog should ask fucking game, bro.
Do you remember these?
Oh my god.
The amount of times I've watched these is just unhealthy.
This is actually the classic, now look.
from out of the sky
tacos
no need to ask why
just shut it in your mouth
and close your eyes
IT'S TEAM METACOS
METACOS
HALLOWAWARDS
Bro look at this like arrow
no we're on youtube we're like stuck in the deep void right now like look
It's a good void though
This is a bad void bro
This has a hundred eighty two million
Beep Beep Beep
Holy shit, do you think he made like millions of dollars?
Dude, what a different time of the internet
Actually, like he dropped this and it was fucking cocky
I have a apple
uh
apple pen
My bro, what the fuck even is this?
I have pineapple
uh
pineapple pen
apple pen
pineapple pen
uh
pep pineapple
apple pen
My bro, I'm not watching this whole thing, bro
pep pineapple
apple pen
Hey bro, what is this void on YouTube bro?
I feel like YouTube does this shit on purpose to like loop you in and like keep you going bro
Scroll up and click that Chinese one
There's a lot on the road
Up, up, that one, it's all about you per
The fourth one, the fourth one
Why is this Chinese? What is this? Is Japanese Chinese?
What is this? Does anyone know what red tuba is?
Wait, no, not red too. Wait.
No, no, no.
YouTube red.
YouTube poop?
No, yeah, YouTube poop.
Poo, poo, YouTube poop.
That was the whole time.
Wait, YouTube poop.
YouTube poop.
YouTube poop.
Wait, play this.
I gotta see what's in there.
I need power!
What?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Like, what the fuck?
Like, what the fuck?
I need power.
I need power.
I need power.
I need power.
Nah, I'm not a hunter either.
Go ahead, skip to where they're singing, Ellie. Skip to where they're singing.
Yeah.
Wait, what?
Wait, what?
Nah, bro. YouTube is this.
Oh my god.
Bro, I used to be addicted to watching these as like a kid.
I used to like...
Dude, I used to be a buffed.
I used to deadass watch all I was a kid and my mom would get so mad.
You're Luigi with one of eight essential game prizes in TIGER.
Like, bro, even was I lost, man.
You will die.
What the fuck?!
This is so bad.
Like, oh my god, this is so fucking bad.
Rattler!
The sky had a Pokemon for my cereal box!
Squish!
Like, oh my god, this is actually so bad.
Hey!
Spit me!
I've never watched this shit back.
I had a Pokemon.
Jenny and I.
That's not a Pokemon.
That's a game.
Luigi, knock out!
Yo, this is bad.
I have never watched this shit back.
Oh, yeah, I gotta get off this shit.
That ass.
You're an employee of Bullslet.
All right, we gotta do something, bro.
What do we do now?
I gotta get off this fucking YouTube, bro.
No more YouTube?
No, I gotta get off this.
Oh, my banger!
I love your games
This song is so good
No, I'm like, oh, I love this shit
This shit's so good
I also like vaguely Canadian, though
Captain Sparkles had way better
What was that?
Yes, I win it all store. I win it all
Dude, but he's going hard though very hard as fuck
Like the best minecraft remixes is this from captain sparkles
Like whatever happened to these guys they still upload or no four years ago
Like do you think they just maybe should they just make their money and get like real talk?
I think he's I think he's posted more recently than a different channel really
Maybe I'm wrong though, but I really think he's I think they just made their money and just did I
Don't blame them though
Or they'd be that says Sunday lucky block did you ever watch those I've seen SS Sunday
I'm taking a trip to Israel. Yes, I've seen those. He's also I think he's a like Jewish real estate agent now or some shit
Dude, I'm not getting he does like I don't know. I swear. I've seen an ad of him
He has a new name. Seriously
I added son man to bed wars four hours ago, but he actually still gets views
25 mil holy fuck subs oh my fucking god yo he's lit but do you think the
internet will ever be like this ever again we can get this many views on
fucking YouTube off some bullshit well let's this one we can compare to that's
now that's like no that's I'm saying there's no one that like there's like
no one that pulls this type of views like consistently no shit doesn't hit as
much as shit like this well also times have changed but mr. bees mr. bees is
like actual content like is it like I don't know bro like I can't watch a mr.
Don't know like what what happened to Ryan toy reviews that he's he's like done. No, he grew up
Like brother two billion views on a YouTube video
And
He has two videos with over a billion views. That's very disgusting
Disgusting how much money how much money these parents made off of them and I want ten years ago, bro
Fucking SS on these shit that we took that was five. This is literally ten
But they had to have made easy like over a hundred million dollars all family friendly five it the 50 fucking gifted burgers
Holy shit. Is that fucking Ryan toys reviews gifting me?
Thank you, bro, actually, thank you
Wait, but my question is like do you think this kid ever saw the money?
Thank you five that again. Holy shit. It depends how it depends what kind of people his parents were to be honest
Bro, I don't know. I mean, bro, they probably made hundreds of millions of dollars pass
You think yes easily. How much?
Do you think they're you think they're still making money from this for all this? Yes a thousand percent
10 not like crumbs though like you sort of felt so make like a lot I know it works
That's what I mean chat. I what do you think it was like more than like a couple thousand they have three point eight thousand videos
Yo, they actually they actually wrenched this shit this kid bro. They actually wrenched this kid
Well, that this account, but it's probably makes it at least like a couple like hundred thousand still like every other month no way
They're actually like I mean they're set that's fucking insane you two is so different
What's FGT? What is that? Why is this not familiar?
It's like a family I think
Wait, is this the guy that got like did the prank?
Am I tripping?
Who's the guy who did a prank on his kid does anyone know what I'm talking about I never watched these people though
bro who's the guy who threw the kid off the balcony and his wife was like
tweaking is it that but it was like yeah no no not Roman Atwood not Roman Atwood
it was like this guy who got like canceled he got like bro they made like
an apology video and everything it's like when they screamed at their kid
daddy 05 bro does everyone in this fucking stream just know everything
on the internet oh my god it was this bro I think they lost custody of the kid
because they like right each other no
bro they like pranks where is it the kids a kick streamer now say oh god
I
Was all shaky right well, I like y'all stick your fucking dancing
I don't remember like yeah, we go me back. This isn't even the video bro
It's like really bad though. It's like really fucking bad like the other side like the internet
Everyone always says the internet nowadays is bad and it's like clip-farming
But if you think about it like everyone on YouTube actually like back in the day like made very questionable content
Like bro, there's a fucking video out there where Roman Atwood is flashing children as a fucking prank
Like does anyone know that like bro flashing children
Like imagine I did this on stream like nowadays like what the fuck do you think a tweet would do?
What an interesting time bro burger what?
What burger
What wait was this scripted wait you guys are ruining my childhood wait this was scripted
Wait say on God
wait what hello who the fuck
who the fuck is outside my door who the fuck is this see I never watch yeah I
never watched it I never watched this growing up because I had I had I had a
mom who raised me not to be a fucking loser yeah I never watched this what the
What is this, what is this, bro?
I know what it is.
You can get people doing this, bro.
Like, ready to watch this?
It's freeload.
Bro, it is freeload.
But on God, like, bro, like, I never watched this.
You know who I did watch Gargantgo?
Make it younger, now.
So I just, yeah.
This used to be like, this is.
Michael, I just saw it.
Did you see the tweet of this guy?
No.
What happened?
Hello?
I'm pretty sure he just had an abortion, bro, because his kid had Down syndrome.
That's the dude I saw this morning, I'm not going to lie.
On God's.
Wait, what?
I'm not kidding.
I'm not kidding.
This morning I saw it.
That's why I thought you were looking up his name.
No, I saw someone in the chat saying, but yeah, I mean, this guy used to have some fucking
Bang ass videos though
And now look at my fucking for you page bro
Bro
My whole fucking pages ruin now bro, like you see this shit like bro my whole like for Johnny
Since first time playing for like like bro, what is this from my whole pages fucked up like this on Jason?
What is that? Oh my god, bro
Oh my God! That's Tom Tucker from the news!
Hey kids, Mr. T says, I pity the fool who does drugs.
Ah, the KK.
What are you hurrying up Mr. Tucker?
I'm coming.
Wait, what about Peter becomes Jewish on the bottom right?
Can I even watch this on screen?
Mrs. Griffin, I've got good news.
Your test results came back negative.
It appears the lump in your breast is not black, gross, boog death.
Breast cancer?
That's the layman's term, yes.
Oh, thank God.
Whatever, leave.
Man, that was scary.
Now, Mrs. Griffin, although you're in the clear for the moment,
we need to have a look at your family medical history
to determine your future risk.
Well, that's curious.
I didn't realize your mother was a Holocaust survivor.
My mother?
Oh, no, that's impossible.
impossible she's not Jewish according to her birth certificate she is oh my god
wow last time she stand I looked pretty good
mom you're Jewish I'm sorry I never told you dear when we were married your
father made me conceal the fact so he could get into country clubs it was the
right thing to do it was the right thing to do dear oh my god so grandma he
The Hebrew bag is actually Jewish?
Yes. When she moved to America, her family changed their name.
It was originally Hebrew Berg money grabber.
Yeah, that's all right.
And your children, too.
This kind of rock-small world.
Even more than the time I went to that pediatrician.
Whoa, Stewie, you're getting to be a big boy.
I think somebody's gonna be a football star.
Oh, you.
Oh, forgot your chart. Be right back.
Whoa, Jason, you're going to be a big boy.
I think somebody's going to be a football star.
Can't believe I fell for that line.
I actually let myself believe I could be a doctor's wife.
I never watched fami Grotts guy growing up.
I'm as out.
Silly and fat.
Oh, yeah.
You can still watch it.
Thank you for putting out the max.
I really appreciate this piece.
Like, go back and watch it.
It's a pleasure.
Oh, it's my pleasure, Lois.
I'm sure this all must be very overwhelming.
I just don't know what to do with this information.
I've spent my whole life as a Christian.
I'll tell you what you should do with it.
Absolutely nothing.
That's the problem with this world.
Too many people go overboard with what they believe.
Like, Craigmeyer.
He thought he was the one getting the spin off.
Not doing what they used to.
See you later, bitches.
Have fun with your stupid, goddamned, giant chicken jokes
in your Conway Twitter.
Hey, why's there a moving truck outside Cleveland's house?
Well, I wouldn't put it quite like that.
Yeah, like, it's just shows like, fine.
Well, they scared of making jokes, though.
It doesn't really have to change you or your family's life.
It's just hard to...
I guess you're right.
There's no reason that things would be any different around here.
Shalom!
Can I even wash this shit?
Jews?
Oh, dad, where did you get all that glistening chest hair?
It came with my star at David. Everyone from now on, our lives will be better.
We'll be wealthy, our sons will become doctors, and we'll be in charge of charity so we don't have to contribute to them.
I'm offended by that and I'm not even Jewish.
Peter, what is all this?
Look, this is my way of letting you know that I'm embracing who you are.
Oh, and I don't respond to Peter.
From now on, I want you to use my Hebrew name.
I can't even laugh at this brum, I'm just going to get black balled and we're never going to get any sponsored today in our lives.
Well, I caution you, uh...
I
Becoming Jewish doesn't happen overnight. It's a process that involves spiritual education and good works
So what you're saying is that it happens overnight? Look, I'm the one with the Jewish heritage
And I really don't want to make a big deal out of it. What is the most rich?
I want to take over
I like the hat and I like the scarf so we're doing this
Kids from now on this is where we'll celebrate the Sabbath
Am I going to get banned? What is that he said?
I just find the way it was.
I'm going to get out of one of you guys now man! I'm Jewish!
Yeah! Holocaust! We never were!
Look at all these short hairy names.
Yo, yo!
I feel like I'm on the forest moon of Endor.
Good afternoon. As we approach the Passover holiday,
let us remember the struggle of our people as they labored under the yoke of Pharaoh's despotic...
Bro, I... I... I... I...
No, it is not! I'm just laughing!
What is about to be said, like what is about to be said, bro?
Hey, if anyone appreciates a good yoke, it's the use.
That's my Jewish laugh. I'm working on a Jewish laugh.
Hita, I'm so embarrassed right now. Can we please just go?
Hi, you're pretty.
Oh, thank you.
Mom, is sodomy illegal if you're Jewish?
I hope so, Meg. I really do.
What is that?
I don't even know. I'm not even alive.
It's not.
I don't even know, bro.
What is that? What does that mean?
Yeah, this isn't the way to see it.
I'm not smart enough.
Yes, it is, Chris.
One of the best parts about-
Blah.
The family guy.
Asian dry cleaner.
Like, bro, I can't-
Like, bro, do I even click these?
I mean, like, it's only in two minutes.
It's up to you. I'm not gonna be the one saying anything.
Alright, damn. Which one's a Chinese one?
That's probably it.
You stop making bong! Every bong two cent! What do you want?
Uh, yeah, I'm here to pick up my cleaning.
Oh, cool, look at that!
This seems like a great place to work, but I...
I didn't go to college.
That's $20.
Hey, I think you forgot my shirt.
They no shirt.
Well, no, I know you have my white shirt. Can you check again?
No need to check. I know I have your shirt.
Listen here, washy washy, you do have my shirt.
I know have...
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Your shirt.
You yes have my shirt.
You get out my store.
You give me shirt.
You go, I call police.
You no dare call police.
Oh, you want to play game, pretzel?
You big, big, a 911?
Fine, I go, but this no over.
I take picture of Ang Lee.
Good! He did too many white people movie anyway!
You'll now come back ever!
I don't like you American!
And all you American, look alive!
Ah, well you all look alive, do we?
Well look who's talking!
Oh, the Mr. Sulu show!
Sulu...
He's star of the show!
Are the guys just a law for the ride?
Drop it, or I blow your head off!
What?
Listen, Washi Washi, that's my shirt, and I ain't leaving here without it.
Then know your shirt!
Oh, yeah?
Okay, it's not my shirt.
You're breaking my house! I can kill you legally!
Fine, shoot me, but you're gonna ruin the shirt!
Take off shirt!
Well, it seems we're at an impasse. How do you propose we settle this?
We have fight, but I pick venue.
Deal.
What am I watching?
I
Never wants this shit going on like bro
Did I miss Al, be honest?
Aw, I'm not lying.
Yeah, you definitely missed Al, but like, bro, you can literally just throw it on and watch it, bro.
Like, bro, what is this shit?
I could sit here all day and watch this shit. I'm not even kidding.
That definitely hits.
Oh my god.
Old seasons are so good.
Wait, but like, compared to like, new shit, like, is it bad?
I never watched like the new shit growing up. Like is it bad? I still like I like the new shit really
I haven't really watched the old shit's way way way better, but I still like the new shit
South Park's good as fuck too. You should play South Park stick of truth. What is the whole ass game?
Oh, I never played that fucking game, bro. Like I loved watching people play that shit. I can't lie. What is it?
It's just like a just look up South Park stick of truth. It's just like a
a south park game but like it's kind of just like the game or the show but as a
game it's it's going to rock a lot I have seen look at my trailer wait how long
is this game wait only nine hours
don't look don't look I'm God don't look if you're actually inflated don't look
Don't look at what it is, it's actually fun.
Would I like this type of game or no?
I mean it's got like, it's got like edgy uh, it's not park so it's like edgy and shit.
Like you know like funny jokes.
Like it's a pretty good game.
Can I play it?
I just don't know if you'd like it.
Is it boring?
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
I don't think if you played it it'd be fire but don't look, well I mean you probably feel
I don't know how yeah, you just tell me wait, it's TOS the game is TOS
Abortion tutorials
Yeah, no the game is pretty insane. I'm not gonna lie look up stick of true trailer
See if there's a trailer. I don't know if there is one
Uncensored launch trailer
Yeah, ready to M. It's ready for 17 plus bro. Come on. I'm 17 plus
Yeah
Humans and Elves of Zaron, a great evil, has descended upon us.
I believe we are facing a threat to our entire world.
Our only hope is for our two factions to join forces.
Tonight, we are no longer elves, gods or girls.
Tonight, we fight as one!
Fuck that we did not team up with fucking elves only good elf is a dead elf. Why don't you suck my elven dick, but why?
You must get past them new kid
I feel like such a homo sapien right now
I
Oh, who's your new friend Eric? Shut up mom not now
Let's be the clay
Xbox 360 how old is this game 12 years old that's game that's oldest fuck
I think it's like fighting, but it's not like...
Am I ever going to play it or should I just like, say fuck it, and just like watch like
a little bit of Adax?
That's actually interesting.
I don't think I'm ever going to play it.
You know me.
I mean you could like click on someone else's, like someone else playing it, I guess.
Does anyone play this game?
Does anyone play this?
I don't know
You 100% should play it has anyone played it
I don't play so he reacts to South Park difficulty selection
Don't worry, this doesn't affect combat just every other aspect of your whole life
Wait, what the fuck
funny to watch play that game. Yeah, you know what I got to do? Like, for days when I'm
gaming, like, I feel like I should start doing more shit, like, trying to beat certain games
or like have like challenges, but instead of just like, randomly playing games, like,
you know, I'm saying that we should have like things that we're trying to do on certain
games. Yes, honestly, not a bad shot. I actually like being like, when we don't get on with
the goal. Oh, it leaked. Oh, not leaked. Oh, no, leaked. You get on like with a goal of
like something like, bro, I just feel like a lot of times like, if I don't have an
IRL, like, for instance, like we have like a big IRL like we're on a Chicago, like,
bro, I got to think of something for desktop. Like what game besides Red Dead
do people want to see me play? It's got to be something, bro, coming out.
I don't really feel like playing like that, like what is my 4U page bro?
This is why you dead ass just can't click on everything.
Yo was the back room shit actually that bad?
I was told it's really bad movie.
Hey, it was mid but I liked it.
Really?
Everyone said it was bad.
Like it wasn't like bad, I mean a lot of people thought it was bad.
I didn't think it was bad, I liked it.
It's just like mid. I mean it's rough to drop a movie right after obsession get this like why is this on my leg?
Wait if I got blackout curtains would it still be bright in my room like this like this shit's like annoying me
You see how my room is like a little bit. It's like weirdly bright
Like and it's the light if it was blackout curtains the only light in your room would be from your Elgados
Yeah, bro. It's so fucking. I hate this shit. Well, like it's fucking light in my room pissing me off, bro
Like dead ass.
I thought you liked the light you have, but this is bad lighting.
Do I still have my other camera?
Does anyone in chat know where my Rio is?
Hold on.
What the fuck is this?
Bro, I still have the Xbox!
I won from the fucking arcade with Lacy!
Holy pool.
Hold on.
Talk to the chakra.
Okay, hello, guys.
Hello, everyone.
Who's having a great day?
I'm not.
I'm not.
Talk to the chakra!
Okay, hello, guys.
Hello, everyone.
Who's having a great day right now?
Bro, summer's right around the corner, bro. Tell a friend, bro.
Summer is dead-ass right around the corner.
I know you guys can feel it, bro. Dead-ass.
And once it's summertime, bro, and the ball starts rolling,
it's nothing but peak, bro.
Sneak through summer. Summer's gonna go by fast,
so you gotta really try to enjoy it this summer.
this summer. Fourth of July, gonna be peak. Fourth of July peak is always fucking
down dude. Then after the summer, roll into September, football starts. You got
fucking uninterrupted red zone every single Sunday, games on Thursdays and
games on Mondays. You're not missing that. Tell a friend bro. Let me answer you bro.
Yo Herbo with the 20 gifted. Thank you Madagdadi. Hold on.
I can hear it through your headset like you're breathing before I see you doing it.
Bro, don't hate the player, bro.
Derez, don't hate the player, man.
I got a peer effect.
You know what game we have to bring back?
Wait, give a wireless headset.
I do, yeah.
So I'm about to...
Please, bro, don't tell me I'm about to...
What is that sound?
What, bro?
What bro place what does that sound what does it sound like someone frying chicken?
Oh
And I wonder if you know
What it means?
Check this black ops 3 so you can get hacked or no
Load it up black ops 3. Can they still hack me or no?
Let's
Actually
On God or no
Wait, they're already saying I'm getting hacked, oh god.
Oh god, they're saying I'm getting hacked.
Because you're CS-scoped down low.
No it's not.
Wait, it's so delayed.
Hold on, it's gotta go black.
Can y'all hear me or not?
Can y'all hear me?
If you can hear me say something positive about me.
Hi guys, Mr. Warfog, was I?
Fat.
Alright, we're back.
Wait, is it actually because my CS is installing?
No, VEJOS.
Yeah, you know what I actually really want to play with?
What?
I look you want to play rust oh my rust let's make my game like though let me see if I can
do this without lagging let me see if I have it like what's the worst that could happen
if we get on this game.
you
I
Hello, well, it's good. It's not real like a real internet. Can you hear me bro chat?
I can't install a game without lagging so should I just install it and lend you guys just deal with like a black screen for like 45 seconds
Right, that ass can't install anything.
It says it's like a quick update.
I was at 12% in like 5 seconds.
How long will that realistically take me?
What do you think, Liz?
I'd probably say like less than 5 minutes.
Okay, Outlaw, can you control it or no?
Outlaw, can you put something on the screen to entertain them or no?
Stop saying bad mute, guys!
It's fucking just lag!
Okay, guys, I'm gonna be back in one second, alright?
law just entertain them do something please please don't like please don't
like please don't like please don't like please don't like oh my god please
Please.
you
I
Hear it like I hear this is like I feel like this is some sort of you with that ass here and like a trauma movie
Like like like when a girl like when a girl just lost her nigga he cheated on her
She's sitting in the middle of the room. Yeah, but whoa, this is a max hop on the song
Are we back?
Are we back?
Are we back?
Bro, I cannot believe it's this impossible to install a fucking game wall streaming.
I'm not even kidding, we need internet.
Like, dead ass.
Alright, listen guys, you know the rules.
If you're gonna get on Rust, no being weird, bro.
Dead ass.
As soon as I tried showing my screen it logged me out.
Outlaw you're a fucking L. I get a retweet
But I haven't played rust in a long time is it still fun or is it just like a really fucking dumb
Last time I played this game I had a bunch of people stream saying me just screaming racial slurs did the game change at all or no
Yeah, I think they made it so the puppies are family friendly only know what
that's way better what it's like more people use their mics yeah I'm pretty
sure you like I'm becoming a real gamer guys I'm going back on my headset yep
you can hear me jumping me that's that's Pete bro say you fucking swear to
God buddy say you fucking swear is this my too loud was it good oh wait is that
better that might be better is that better hello hello hello hello hello hello
there we go that's way better I'm out of payphone trying to class it wait why is
there no main menu music oh shit wait this game is fucking popular still what
What the fuck?
Hey, am I installing a game?
It is, bro.
Like, why is it doing that?
How do I, how do I stop installations?
I think you just cancel and then it should stop.
Shouldn't do any of them.
If you can hear me, type hi.
If you can hear me, type me home.
back for half a second nobody panic 3 2 1
all right if you can hear me type tol all right bro how does this game work do we
join a 2x or do you just join like a normal server like what do you do for
this. Should I get out or no? Yeah. I get a 93. Okay. Wait, they're saying it was forced
white today. What does that mean? Oh my god, every server is fresh. Oh my god, it's Thursday.
Oh my god. Oh my god. You know what Thursday means Thursday is where everyone is. Why does
15 of my friends are on the current in Q there's Q's for this say on God wait what
is soft cores it's like some porn shit like what is this
I'll throw it into that.
My game's not 97.
Wait, do I just queue or chat?
Vanilla?
Community or moded?
Which one?
Bruh, just play.
Shut your fuckin' mouth, bro!
Don't ever tell me what to do!
Why do I have nothing? Am I banned?
I'm actually banned. What is this?
What a fuck it's been cheap all why is your name cheap balls six nine bro, do you actually want to know why yes
I want to know why
So me my friend used to get on VR chat, and we didn't want people who knows us
So we changed our names on steam and I've never changed it back
Oh
What the fuck have you guys ever been right about anything?
Like it actually makes me mad bro.
Dead ass it makes me mad.
Sheballs the name has been with me for about 4 years now.
Maybe 5.
Alright guys, let's try to all, let's see if you can guess my emo.
Ready, ladies?
Ready?
You know what emo I said?
Oh, obviously that's a classic.
Okay, bye.
What about this emo ready?
Oh, he's right.
Good, good, good, good, good, good, good.
Are you ready?
Ooh, is that OMA-67?
No, not OMA-67.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, in close though, it's like...
Cute, they went a 5.
Yeah, oh mate, yup.
Oh yeah, that's a good one.
Yup, oh mate, oh.
Wait, are you loading into something right now?
I'm basically trying to load my game, but it doesn't fucking work!
Oh, oh, oh.
I'm in the main menu now, so I'll just...
I don't know, join whatever you join, or can I join off your name?
Um, I see Burger, he's literally ripping his penis off with his mouth.
Should I be worried?
What?
We all tried to suck our own dick before, I'm not gonna lie.
Bro, Burger's dead ass on the couch just trying to eat his penis off.
Like, I'm not gonna lie, if I had a one wish without a wish I had no ribs.
Okay, I'll be honest with you, this is true, everyone knows this, you could suck your own
penis if you want, but it's just gay so you stop midway.
That is actually a fact.
Oh my god, I couldn't if I wanted to.
No, like, oh my god, I was super close to sucking my own penis before while I was on
the toilet, and I was like, okay, this is gay.
I was like, this is gay, I was like, I gotta stop.
You are actually flexible as shit,
so I actually think you could do it.
I got no flexibility, like I can't do that.
You gotta try that.
Well, bro, on the toilet, that's crazy though.
You gotta do it when you're in your bed,
so you're at least comfortable.
Is there duo service chat or no?
Solo duo trio, should we join that?
Me and you?
We could, yeah, what do I click?
Rust4noobs.com.
There you have a vanilla.
I'm on community.
Rust4noobs.com
Is this like an ad read I'm doing?
Rust4noobs.com
Solo, doolo, trill out.
What a server.
Oh, fuck it.
Are we noobs?
Are you doing that?
Yeah, you see it or not?
476 people out of 500?
Yeah.
You guys stop calling me a noob!
Or a bot!
You're gonna fucking make me freak out!
You got that stuck in my head, bro, but I can't even connect to my band. Like what is this?
It's loading world on the bottom right, right? No, my shit. This is
Do I have a fucked up PC like I'm confused
I'm not gonna lie too many people might have joined no, I don't get it. It says no servers. Oh wait
You have shit Wi-Fi what is it actually might just be the shitter net
No, how though
Whoa, whoa, whoa, and now you're lashing out bring the cords all back wait that my end is this it
People are already tapping your name, so you know, there's someone here with his nuts out dude
Oh, what is wrong with one? Hey, I'm gonna say a bad word, bro. Once I say a bad word, it's not funny anymore
Well, I can't fucking play cool. I hear some bullshit music
Where is the server? Where is it? Like where is my server? There is my fucking server
No, bro.
Turn 22, please.
No, oh my god.
Mad equals funny, bro.
I haven't even gotten mad yet.
You haven't seen me mad.
Click on cash and click turn off.
What?
Bro.
Oh, ladies, does your game look like this?
Like, I'm confused.
I can't see anything.
No, I'm not going to lie.
I'm in the server running around.
Yo, is this something wrong with my game?
I actually don't know why our game is doing that, to be honest.
Remove the search bar. Okay, bro, my search bar is removed. Now what? You fucking idiot.
more on your unstaging branch the fuck does that mean are you actually on that
I think you got to get the other one wait am I on the wrong game if you're a
staging branch you gotta go on the other one well I'm actually confused right now
Am I getting like hacked live on stream like what what is wrong with this fucking computer?
Hey, hey, hey
No, no my cortisol levels are actually rising right now. They're literally flying. No, it's like bad
It's like really bad. I'm getting like brother chats to see me off more. They're just saying you're a bot like
I would just say kill yourself I
See this fucking that's crazy mode is the worst emote. I've ever seen ever like don't even put that fucking like glob in my chat
Like you see this
Oh my god, but my cortisol levels are actually like actually rising
Bumbakla will ahi. How do I not have a single sir?
See if you can turn off my name.
Oh, how can I turn off your name? I don't see you.
Uh, shift tab, like, 13.
No, it just says, it says, watch game.
You gotta, uh, uh...
Bro, I'm about to, I'm actually about to freak out.
I'm about to freak the fuck out. On God, I'm about to freak the fuck out.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, why is my game not working?
I've the only option I have is to invite you to watch on God.
Oh yeah bro, invite me to watch bro.
Okay, I'm just clicking the heavens.
Like what the fuck?
Invite to watch.
Why are you so mad?
I don't know, let's see what Laze is doing.
Let's see what Laze is watching bro.
I'm running around the rock, I don't know what I'm doing in this game bro.
I can't even watch bro.
I'm not even kidding bro.
Oh and God I'm about to say a very bad word. Oh my soul.
Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, woesh. I'm confused. I got internet and I can't even play the game.
Did you try restarting your game? Oh!
That's a very good idea! You fucking idiot! Let me try that!
Quarter is all, bruh.
Play.
you know what let me actually just not talk until I get him let me just relax
breathe deep through your nose bro easy resets
Oh, okay, I got an error code that came up.
Burger! Get the fuck!
Oh my god, I'm- no.
No, it's not.
Let's see here like play looks like nobody's on rust today on a Thursday home
Nobody's
Trying to know filters
Seems like it's not working got it
Okay, Jeff. Try cleaning the filters. Okay, so some stuff came up now. Here we go. Community
siping duo, rust4noobs.com. Let's see here. Click connect server. It just says connecting.
One, let's see if I can get in. Can I get in? Can I get in? Can I get in? Can I get in?
So it just says connecting it just says connecting it just says connecting
See it just says connecting it just says connecting. Oh connection attempt fails. I'm gonna click rejoin. Let's hope that it works
There's a way to see how many people are in the server once you're in it
I could check them. It literally might be just full. No, it's just not working
I'm not even kidding bro. I need a hug right now. I did I see the hug
Why does this not work? Can somebody explain?
There's max people in here.
My balls stink.
That's the worst.
Okay, sure. You guys want me to restart my steam?
I'm not even kidding. Do people take me as a fucking moron?
I'm starting to get disrespectful in this chat and once you guys get disrespectful you're
going to see the ugly side of me and y'all ain't ready for that.
Cause like why lose respect though, like why do people have to take it there?
Why can't you just be respectful though?
My balls smell so fucking bad bro, am I, bro have you ever like sniffed your balls and
you gagged?
Bro, a gag is like a fucking honor.
Open your DNS settings.
How do you open up your inventory on this game bro?
Checking the set to 111.
How do I open that up without leaking bro? I don't want to leak and then this whole chat. It's just like
Network
net
Network seven stop
Okay, now do I click ethernet woesh?
it says my IP is
wait a minute network how about some net oh oh bro I'm the barbed wire was joy
in the call and tell me what to do now please try this call
please are not lays check can you see my screen am I leaking you see you know
I'm getting DDoSed am I getting DDoSed?
I will switch my game to just chatting.
For some reason everything is connecting.
My steam just went offline, but my stream is still up!
What is going on?
Oh, look!
I'm just connecting, and my steam just went offline.
Am I getting hacked?!
Wait, can y'all still hear me?
How does this make any sense?
My Bitcoin?
Oh, no.
Yo, bro, what's up with my computer?
Uh, wanna call me on my iPhone and FaceTime it?
Okay.
Wanna call me on my iPhone.
You know, this guy think he's like rich now?
Like, who's in my computer?
Wait, what?
I just joined Discord.
Yo, bro, I'm just connecting to Discord now
but my stream is perfect.
I just go to the network settings.
Network settings?
Yeah, Internet.
Yup.
Properties.
Yup.
I go to IPv4.
It's second from the top.
Second from the top.
No, fourth from the top now.
Yeah.
OK, change.
Just do empty automatically for now.
uh-huh
uh-huh
uh, enable ipv6
what is enable ipv6?
uh-huh, the left one, there you go
uh-huh, okay
hello
hello
my discord works out
and now it's try roast
bro wait, if woesh fix this
he's actually a fucking genius
this is why he worked at microsoft
Microsoft yeah, I would for one whole year, and then I got bored and worked with wemer's
Wait, what happened to Microsoft that you quit?
I was a cloud engineer, and then I was just really bored because I would do this answer calls and
Did you get any did you get any like shares or no?
He I was able to buy shares of Microsoft at a discounted rate. Yeah. Oh my god
We how much money and bonus and then bonus they would give me damn you're rich. Do you know fucking Microsoft?
you know john ever so
and i don't know what i am
okay ladies i got good news or bad news
uh... going to be the good news the good news is uh...
it's not fucking connecting still
wait yes it is
the bad news is
bro come on everyone back out gang
it's good if you actually want to learn all the backup
i'll just kill everyone to make the more rage for ladies type in the chat
Everyone press all F4 for free rockets. Just say it, just say it.
Everyone, Alt F4 ASAP for free rockets.
Just type it.
I didn't know what was it.
Well, the problem was Cloudflare.
What did you know?
I hate Rust.
Now the problem was Cloudflare went down, I think, earlier yesterday and stuff, so the
Rusts are fucked up.
So since we're going to Cloudflare, which is 1.1.1.1, that's why it wasn't working.
You're still trying to go through that.
Oh yes, of course. I should have known that.
Yeah, no, you know
All right, bro. I'll see you soon. All right. Yeah, it's a matter
Yo guys if you're watching me leave the game right now, please
Yeah, guys everyone just leave right now, please
There we go one person just left just read to the cue bro for me
Come on guys
Wait, I just realized, are we gonna get banned?
Because, like, what if people try to team with us, but it's a solo duo trio?
Well, we're just trolling.
Guys, I need you to leave the server.
Should we just join a new server or no?
That ass.
We could, if you want.
Yeah, should I join a new one or no?
I
Join the faithful sheriffs server
Hi, you know, I'm leaving the key, bro. I'm doing a different server behind my screen. Okay, I'm leaving the queue to bro
I joined the one that says
Rusty moose us one okay
John what join the one that says rusty moose us. What oh my god late six people just left to kill
I'm trying rusty moose right now. I just back out
Oh, I'm god, they're dumb
Wait, they're actually dumb
I'm playing with burger with a laser. I was just my game to west
Me oh
me all burgers chasing the laser right now
my my girlfriend said that cats can get laser down syndrome what they like
play with lasers too much they develop like she needs to fucking uninstall
tiktok bro what do you mean laser down syndrome bro I don't know
my I literally used to have my dog running circles for like 20 minutes
bro he never got laser down syndrome
ha ha ha
bro who knows bro it's a nude z's new thing
alright I'm in bro
why the fuck does my character look like a fucking
old Jason the wean
how do you open up your inventory? oh I got it chopped
ah let's fight bro
oh no
me
Hi
All right, we're here on the map. We're at I don't know how to open the map. That's G. Oh, gee
Hold it's just it's just caressing my rock. Wait what hold?
It does nothing God bro
why does everyone want to fucking kill me can y'all just let me play video games like
god damn bro I'm clicking everything on my keyboard till my map comes out
oh we need to try to fuck off wait a minute
Oh my map is B!
Oh my god.
I can't even do shit, bro.
I deadass can't even do shit.
Where you at, bro?
Where you at, bro?
I'm H-24.
H-24, H-24.
Oh, the way in the bottom left!
Did a hacker just fucking kill me?
Like from God?
Like what is this?
Nice, bro.
I'm on the bottom right.
Yo, it's me, stableRenoto, the Twitch streamer.
Do you guys have extra loot in here by any chance or no?
I'm running to your mind here
Yeah, you know people have gone, you know stable in all no, bro
I'm a big famous streamer bra millions of people watching me. Do you have any extra loot?
Hey, what the fuck one piece of wait wait open up real quick. I just
Are you out bro?
place I
I'm in a fight
Fucking rock no no my TV has a fucking Draco and he's trying to you gotta kill him bro. I have no gun bro. He has a bow oh
My team is just like my teammates guys like I died
It's 24 case on his dead ass playing GTA off stream like what a fucking dork
By the way, whoever if that was
Action in the stream you're a bomb. Yeah, you guys want to become teammates or no?
So is there like any type of like friendliness in this game or is it just like all just like hate and just like attacking well
So I'm saying bro like where's the love
All right. What are you just one?
I'm age 24 this guy rescued
Where are you? I'm still bottom left. Hey, I'm gonna get a kill hold on
This guy's just clapping behind me like...
Yo bro, you have a nurture loop for me or no?
Oh my gosh.
No! Wait, it's me. Stay where we're at. I'm a famous fish humor. Don't kill me. Don't kill me. Don't kill me. I'm a famous fish humor.
I'm a famous fish humor right now. I'm live on Twitch.tv.
Give me free loop, bro. Just trust me
Yo, it's me stable. I'll just raise me bro. Just raise me. Oh my god
Righty, righty, right. We need to fight it. We need to fight her
I got a gun
Open your map! Where are you? Where are you?
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
I'm in V-22!
Okay, I'll just respond. I'm looking.
Give me a loot! Give me a loot!
I'm never gonna...
No! I got it! I got it!
I got the loot! I got all this loot!
Damn!
Oh my god!
Oh my god! Bro!
I died!
We need to just...
Where are you? Where's your squad?
I'm in the far left to be 18.
I'm right here, I'm right here, I'm right here.
Where are we?
I see you on the hill.
Are you running down the hill?
Wait, jump.
I'm jumping.
No, where are you?
Wait, my hair, is this you or you a girl?
No.
I see you with the book of people up there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I created you.
How do I join it?
I'm gonna invite you.
Here, look what they did to my character, bro.
I joined my team.
Hold tight, hold tight.
I don't know how.
Oh, yeah, that's it.
Well, you guys can't be fucking on a team, bro.
Goddamn, man.
Yeah, we're going to have to kill you.
We're going to have to kill you, bro.
How are you people mummies?
That's true.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Oh, brother.
How many people are stream sniping me on this game, dude?
Just let me play the game.
Wait, I was just following someone else
because I thought I was hearing you through game chat.
What is this?
Damn, look who you're asking about.
Who is?
You guys are gonna get me banned bro! Leave!
Well let's give him an AK
Is this even possible to play this game on stream?
Did I realize it?
There's no way
How do you even get started on Rust?
Like I don't even know...
I don't play this game
Yo, it's god man
We're chasing Stairborn although he's streaming
Oh my gosh
We're all running after him
He's live on Twitch. He has like a thousand viewers
Yo
Yeah, don't even do that
It was funny and then you kill it funny and then you kill all these guys just killing me, bro
Like why can't I have like stream snipers who like provide me something like love or like free shit in video games?
Instead every single person who watches me in my chat just wants to call me fat
Just wants to make fun of my appearance doesn't want to help with fucking anything instead
Just chase me around the map. It's like why can't I have like a good community of people who are just fucking nice, bro?
These people are throwing their rocks at you. Yeah, help me bro. I'm getting stream sniped whoever's in the base. Help me. Please help me
please help me it's stable in order bro the streamer please help me bro help me
bro help me I'm fucking yeah help me bro please I'm getting
oh my god like I found a guy who like actually knew who I was and I get killed
by a dude named John with a rock I hate my life I'm fucking dead yo this game is
It's impossible to play on stream. I'm gonna be honest with you. I'd play it off stream
Yeah, it's not ideal on stream though. I'm not gonna lie
Where'd you spawn oh, it's one close to you. I bet I'm gonna start life. Hold on
This one running to you starting my life right now
It's fucking go it's a new life chat
Life is good man. Let's just spread some positivity in the chat. Yeah
game let's move nice come on we got a move I'm on you I got a toolbox oh my
god I actually have loot I've won FPS what one FPS you what the fuck whoa
whoa whoa whoa eerie music wait what else got here oh that guy steps yo bro
I'm not kidding I can I could help form for you it's stable we're not almost with
I'm not harmful I'm a live streamer. I'm just wondering if you have anything that can assist me
Please I'm gonna I'm gonna kill ready. I'm gonna hit him with my rock does 10
Kill him ladies
He's rushing me!
Oh my god!
Bro, oh my god!
I only have a ROG!
Dude, he had to be piss-one on God.
We hit him so hard that he can't do it.
Bro, I died with a ROG.
Friggin' ROG.
Oh my god, this one far from you, no cap.
Does anyone have, like, free loot that they can give me, bro?
Maybe anyone in here that wants to see me win.
I don't want to run around with a fucking,
I don't want to run around with a walkout, bro.
Ah, what a swing from the chandelier,
from the chandelier.
Yee-ee-ee-ee.
Oh, mama, out of the door.
What's up, bro?
Can I help you?
I'm coming to you and I'm getting a bow shot at me kill yourself bro what is this
haughty ever like is there like a lower these mother fuckers why did I do a turret
action how do you even open up your settings in this game I don't need I
I wanna yell as loud as I can, bruh.
We're gonna think I forgot my team name, right?
There's like 50 people just dancing.
Like, what are people doing, bruh?
They're just not even hitting me, they're not doing anything.
They're just dancing, like...
You're on Baldo.
Like...
Yeah, just kill me, bruh. I was just gonna kill myself.
Just keep shooting me, bruh.
How do you load up here?
I'm not the sniper right now, no.
and we can't play this game. I don't think we can play this game. I just don't think
we can play this game. I mean there's like 50 people on me in a span of 10 seconds and
there's just like 3 of them are just saying the hard-earned. It's like I can't even play
this fucking game bro. Nice. I can't even enjoy life bro because everyone is just me
helping them out. I can't bro like do you see how many people are on me. I got one more
run to me but this is why we can't have nice things I'll fucking polar bears bro
that ass for just one why are you small I am B-19 right I see your mind here
that's your viewer oh yeah I forgot bro because someone who's watching me on the
Rust tab on the number one pry on fucking Rust tab right now you're like
well that's my viewer bro you're like that's the stable community yep that's
the stable community
chat up the stable bro
copium
you're a fucking dumbass
I'm coming to you, I'm coming to you
dirty
oh my god it's dark out
it's so black out I actually can't see
it's block as far as I actually can't see
how am I supposed to play?
I deadass can't see
oh use your torch
oh shit
look here got inspiration from this time for me
just wish it were empty server way that's actually smart
let me go switch over to it
sub guys
you can be nicer you're gonna try to kill me
I gotta go
I gotta go so can I ask you a question
who the fuck is archie bald meat pants and how is he on our team
I don't know bro, let's go
Well this is impossible to play
I have 150 people
How is this possible bro?
Ronaldo! Ronaldo! Ronaldo!
Bro, I spawned Anyhow
Ronaldo! Chase him! Chase him! Ronaldo!
He's Trimmer! He's Trimmer!
Oh my god
I can't, I'm killing
I can't but my own teammate is encouraging these dudes, bro
I would play this, I would off-camp my own
Do you know who I am?
I think it's impossible on stream, bro
Oh my god, you're across the earth from me
This guy sounds like a nerd
the server is at its all time peak right now because we're in here
tell me you fucking server peak dead us
let's stop bro
we are in here
what's up man
I
Bro, I think we got a change games. No, it's impossible. Yeah, I'm done for a game swap
What game should we play bro? We came and play video games anymore. We're just wait someone bags me home
What the fuck is bagged you well, that's close to me. I'm coming you know
Wait, hold on hello
I'm stuck in a base wait what's up bro hey you got any free loot from here no yeah
Yeah, hold on. Stay right here and I'll give you a gun.
No, hold on. I'll come over here.
Shit.
Oh, shit.
Please, I'm deep. Oh, god, I'm deep.
Please, I'm deep.
Please, please, I'm god, I'm deep.
Oh, shit.
Please, I'm deep.
I'm really, really, really far from you, bro.
Please, I'm deep.
I need help now.
Please, I'm deep.
Oh, god, I'm deep.
No, this is a soul mission.
This is a soul mission.
Please, I'm deep.
I'm deep right now. Oh god. I'm deep. How are you gonna get out? I'm gonna figure out
a way. Put on. Hey, can I come in? There's a bear out here. He's trying to kill me. Stop
I
Bro, I'm sorry. He's open up your main TC door. I promise I'll give you our base
I'm gonna get off our base. No, just give me your code and I'm off on God
I just said I was ch- I literally- Wait a minute, there's three of you in a solo-
Oh no.
It's getting reported. Yep, I'm reporting that guy.
Oh...
God damn it, bro. Game and hell shit. Yo, this game looks like a fucking movie, bro.
Wow, do people still play this every single day?
I'm so not good at- I don't even know what I'm doing, bro.
All right, I'm gonna get on Rocket League, bro, or something.
Oh my god
This game is dead as impossible too many fucking sniper diapers. Yo, does Lee Lacey want a player now?
Chad someone go ask him. Oh
You my fortnight or rocket League, bro. Oh my god, but nobody wants to see first round dude in the Jinx tournament
Wait, what? Oh, you just heard we well
This is my card even it's here one for five months and for the 11 months mom
I'm an L streamer not reading subs, can I get a retweet?
Yo, guys, we have a big problem.
Why does my tweet have 17,000 likes about me saying I'm getting a live concert?
GG, lawsuit.
I'm getting a lawsuit when I wake up, oh my god.
Nice, and the top comment is a Jewish version of me and a banks version of me.
I can't get that!
Lacy and Klix in Laze? Wait, is Klix on? Is he streaming?
We should be talking Drew and Lacy. We would fucking wash them.
Wait, should we join their call?
Is that a movie?
If I'm invited.
Tell them to add us to the call, bro!
ASAP!
NOW!
Bro, his clicks even good at Fortnite though, but I don't wanna play with a noob. Can I get a retweet?
Hey bro, he's a fucking noob.
Like, dead ass.
Boy chat, does my mic sound good?
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT MESSAGE, YO MONDS?
Yo dude, like, yeah, this guy's gotta go. I'm banning this guy myself.
Maybe 11 months. The worst 11 months of my life.
I'm not kidding.
That's a nice joke.
Right, bro.
That's funny, Lace.
That's deadass funny. You think that's just funny.
Bro, because it's funny, there's this little badass kid who was like,
I think he can get away with it. I don't know.
Yeah, it is funny.
But they didn't invite me to call. Hell, friends.
Are they rockin' League?
I don't know. Chad, are we playing Rocket League or Fortnite?
Late night grind?
What is this?
What is this?
This is like the weirdest fucking stream ever what the fuck is this why do I see a sex car with Asian jet?
Yeah, what the fuck are people doing nowadays, bro?
And why is there wait, actually how do I always click on anyone from OSDS?
She's an Asian woman somehow always there. It's like a fuck it's actually like nuts
Maybe the 26 months
Am I a king I can't like look at OSES serious anymore after that J. Dav incident. I'll be the guy to say it. Oh god
on. Lacey joined call. Guys, someone tell him.
I just got a text message from Kimmy. You look so sexy on
stream
I've been said that
Wait, shall I invite clicks of the call?
I'm keeping a rocket league game because they're only like three five minutes. So I had a clicks of the call
Wait, nobody's pointing my call bro. Can't walk with a sad face
Look you tired as well
Hello
So, bro
Yo, what you doing?
Like who's that? That's me. Oh
My god, we're back
Okay, oh the fuck
Hello, wait, who's that?
What's good, bro. Oh, it's Lee's
Your voice sounds like ten times like some more sexy when it comes to discord
Yeah, you do not sound like this in person.
I'm not gonna lie.
You win.
I said a crazy thing.
Yo, so what are we doing, guys?
A little bit of Fortnite?
Dude, Fortnite though?
This is crazy.
This is actually crazy.
Random night and we're just all fucking playing for it.
Come on, guys.
There's not any other games.
No, don't do that.
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
We have a West F and CS to go on.
You know that.
I'm not even trying to sound like a dick.
How did you get 47?
Like, I'd have to ask you now that I could talk to you.
How is that possible?
Like, sometimes you need haters to be your motivators
at the table of dinner or success,
and right now you need me to ask you that.
So what happened?
Can you break it down to me?
Or not, I need to not.
I actually will break you up.
So we were conned, right?
And we were splitting the drop,
meaning you split the chest.
No, that's a lie.
You're lying, Greg.
Yes, that is true.
The first four against.
You were splitting the drop.
You were running away from your daddy shark.
You were running away from your dad.
Oh, no.
That wasn't.
How much shark?
Three checks.
Explain it to me.
That wasn't.
Because I'm not.
But I just explained it to me like I was down.
OK, so we had two opportunities to qualify.
The first opportunity we were caught by Shark and Tini.
We got like 30th.
And we needed to get top 25 to qualify.
We didn't do it.
They killed us.
And destroyed.
Day two, we were caught by King and Fraser, you know King
like the Brazil goat.
And we split the PUI.
And we just had terrible games.
It was just very bad.
So long story short, you fucking got 47th.
Long story short, I got 47th,
but I'm playing with Vino and I'm mad motivated
and I'm excited and this is gonna be the one, Ron.
And don't say that shit that you always fucking say, dude.
This one's different, bro.
Vino did this one, FNCS, right?
This one's different or not?
No, no, no, no, he, no, Ron, no, like Ashley, bro.
I've heard this for four years, I've heard it for about seven so
Bro, you know just one in FNCS and literally like right before me and now I'm playing with them
I've literally heard this since 2019. Yes
Well
CS like Ron talks about losing weight see like
Just like a lot like what a weird way to put this shit like you know ones ones in control once not
Ron can actually lose fucking way
Lays his room
No, he's not
191 pounds
Clicks is the James Harden a fortnight, right you've never fucking run. This is like sad
I win Matt did cups like I just don't win the
Hardens kind of like that's like
Do you really think that you're going to win or no, I don't think I know I will
Listen I haven't you know, I'm gonna tell you something. It's like Michael Jordan
It's like Michael Jordan seven seasons to get an NBA chip and I'm a mice eighth year
It's it hasn't came yet
Different than a four-night through your four-night course almost over. Yeah, no, it's not no
It's not your primary ashton is when you hit 25 years old on 21 years old
I'm in my fucking prime. It's true now. Look it up. That's how you see you're gonna pick for the next four years
Longing man, so I win
Even after I win right right after I win
Let's say there's a world like dead ass here is like what if there's a world where you don't ever win
I call myself
There's
Like are you gonna be able to successfully retire from this game without a win like I know you think about that a lot too
No, bro. No, I know I'm not yo I don't think about that. I really don't I asked you that fully delusionally
No, I'm gonna win one. It's just not my time right now. Well, you know, it's crazy. I got an icon skin. Did you see it?
Dude, I'm not gonna lie. I can't believe they made you as a sidekick. That was the most impressive thing
I've seen is like you're your first icon as a sidekick
You're just to be right next to me just running around. Oh short dude
But you're technically a sidekick if you think about it because I'm an FNCS winner and you're not you're like the little bro to me
This oh, you got you know, you won FNCS when the game was easy as fuck and you got carried by them though
It was so easy. Why did you fucking lose that?
Wait, that's actually...
Hold on.
Bro, one place not yet. Did I get six?
Scatter, squads, FNCS. Let's check this out.
One place not yet. I think I got seven.
Who's here for that?
Is there a way I can get this link here?
Where's the link for this, bro?
I need to find it. Mods, send me it now.
Dude, I don't want to talk. Hey, can we move on from the FNCS combos?
I saw you getting them. Like...
Pretty good. Yeah.
Oh my god.
Bro, look at me.
Zero Ping, Renoto, Avery has unknown 7th foot. This is a classic, bro.
Well, your teammate cheated, bro. They got banned after that.
Actually, actually, my teammate actually had the second most skit, or third most skit, fourth more skills.
I had the third, so I didn't get carried. I just got carried.
Out of your squad.
Wait, you didn't even get top 7. What the fuck? You just lied.
You were facing late with Crimson Blakken.
Oh, that was Trio's. I don't know what I got in squads.
Oh my god, you're a fraud.
Well, you're actually a fraud.
Yeah.
I may be a fraud.
Wow.
Hey, are we playing squads?
Can we load in the game?
I'm not trying to talk about FNCS anymore.
You deadass want me to get on Fortnite right now again
for the second time.
How about on Fortnite?
Don't do that.
But you tried to icon skin.
We have to celebrate.
Yes.
Wait, Ron.
Ron, now that they lifted all that shit, can you play?
Are you going to?
I got a text.
I got a text that basically said,
call me tomorrow off stream. I don't know what that means. Wait from who? Uh, Jay. You know who, bro?
Oh, shit. Is that a bad idea? Is that a is that bad or good, you think?
Oh, wait, wait, recently after after your tweet before my tweet. Oh, that's great. Wait, yo,
that's actually great. Shall I be scared? No, no, bro. What? No, I think you're gonna say
After your tweet. After your tweet.
Yo, I asked if they could lift the thing.
Yo, yeah, but who are you gonna play with it? Okay, fine.
$100,000 I'll play.
I don't ever wanna play with you.
I'm never even gonna get close to winning if I play with you.
But I have a better chance of getting, like, qualifying with Lays, bro.
Like, at least I'm one FNCS.
You gotta be free.
No, the game's seven years ago with the White House.
Bro, you don't even know the surge right now.
I don't need to know sirs because I'm already one every time you take damage you lose surge
That was really hard to understand what
Hey guys, what?
You have the good news or the bad news. What's the bad news me? Oh?
Okay, the bad news is I could only play for 30 minutes. Why?
I have like a I'm going out to dinner with this company
What company if it's not like you gotta say who it is
You just wanted us to talk about it so like go ahead
At least the company's darla claire corporation
No, it's not no, it's not like a company. It's a company dinner to talk about equity play
I'm just saying we play a game so I can get a game in yeah, I gotta get off to bro
I'm gonna go on a fucking crazy. I gotta go. I gotta yeah, I gotta also get off to bro like I
Got we got I got like 30 minutes max. I'm going on. I'm going like
No, I gotta just say this deal equity bro. I'm just so bro. I just have to say this equity deal, bro
I don't know if I'm gonna take it, but I'm gonna talk about it. I
Hate yeah, yeah, she at least say the the company idea. Oh
Oh, yeah
Yeah, actually yeah, I do
It's gotta be some bullshit
You're about to tip like fuck you yeah, what oh
Oh, oh
Okay, it's first I guess that's fairs
Wait, did you type it?
I'll see
He literally just sent her fucking Instagram
It's not I did that's a company the company
I can't believe I'm on fornet for more than fucking an hour today, yo you've been playing all day
Tiny
Why does my game launch like non fullscreen
Mooks you don't have a fucking full screen. Oh, you're right actually for that's a proper game
There's no errors and no
There's no there's no mistakes, dude. Hey, my name's click man. I got me family friendly. Yo, let's go
I'm not feeling for I'm not feeling friendly. You know that and he's sitting right this pump out
Okay
Yo, little lady, bro, you on
He's fucking yapping. He's there. He's full guys. I got an ice cream soon. I gotta figure out who need you
That's it. What are you saying my ear right now?
When is more than a lazy lazy clicks, I don't know maybe open your fucking eyes
Oh god, bro. Am I supposed to play Reload or am I supposed to play OG?
No, no, no. I think, wait, y'all want to play Reload?
Clicks again, you know?
It's cool.
Yeah, y'know, that's all good news. It's a bug. You can't fix it.
What are you clitting?
I don't like to stop.
Yo, are we playing ranked?
I don't know.
Reload or Rumble again?
I
This is crazy
That's our matching skins
Okay, I use your skin my skin
I got you harvest scoop oh so Travis Scott looks like me and Lacey skin
So Travis Scott looks like me every time we play you guys somehow just try to put me in a weird
Yeah, I'm not in for that weird shit, bro. I'm putting out a fourth of July skin because summer's right around the corner
Like come on
Hey burgers there. Oh my god. Wait run do it run do the thing run do the thing
Yeah, I'm trying, I'm trying, am I fat?
Yo, Lacey, shut up!
No, stay in the box!
Oh, I thought it was that one, no?
I thought it was that one, no?
I thought it was that one, no?
I'm doing it, Ron, do it, do it, do it, do it!
Oh, fuck, that was awesome.
Wait, Lacey, do something that you used to do, where you like, where you raise your
lip like really aggressively, you're like, you know what I'm talking about?
You used to spam that!
I'm jumping across by the way, everyone don't freak out.
Lacey, raise your lip, bro.
Like we raise your lit. Hey, when did he raise his lit?
Yeah, he does like this talking about oh
Yeah, yeah, I'm doing right now
Why do you stop doing that
It's just too cool
Yeah
Wow, look back bro. This is great fun. Wow man. This is W's.
No one can say they're not complain about the people.
Absolutely nothing. He loves this game. This game's amazing.
Can't wait to buy the fucking Klicks Bundle, bro.
Yes, yes, we'll go.
Uh, not Klicks.
No, no, let's fuck them.
Got one?
Nice bro, you're so good Klicks.
I
I got him what you'll miss motherfucker. This is actually a lot of pizza. No, I don't do that
We need to talk they were fine get that I'm a lot on you
Dr. Spazz, hey Lacey Lacey do the lip thing. Come on. Don't be weird
see the lift thing you don't know what the lift thing is
I'm being a hater
oh he doesn't have a lift thing
he looks like kdb yeah don't just like anything like that
That's a compliment.
No, Lacey, Lacey, Lacey!
Yeah, for you!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, Lacey!
Bro, what are you doing?
A-B's the go, bruh.
Get the ass out of here.
Yeah, you're fucking idiot.
Lacey, do the lifting, huh?
Mike, it's cold!
I got the fucking cold!
You're not in PC, you're not even fucking eating them.
Well, let's just see Lacey do the lifting, bruh.
What's the lifting?!
It's just weird.
Oh, this is dead-ass shit.
Oh, I know what's happening.
They're on you, you say that.
On your mask, man, I shut the fuck up. I'm a champion.
No, you're not. You're doing that.
Hey, why do you need chopsticks?
Hey, look, they're every way they're saying that you just missing.
Wait, they're saying you stopped me.
At least you got the gears.
That's what it might be.
The name just fits.
You can't be jumping in, bro.
I'm not going to lie.
I didn't know he was fucking.
No, see, you guys, how she's throwing my.
Yeah, you guys are throwing my rain shit.
I don't know why this pair is actually good.
That's where my elo dumbass.
My elo bro, I forgot about that.
I'm coming.
Chad, what's the best shot?
That's my gold outcome.
I don't know what the best thing is.
First of all, there's no gun from around here.
Right there.
Why is it?
Classic.
It's all gold moves.
Classic.
Wait, this is tango.
I got him.
Wait, Lacey, can you do the lip thing, bro?
Oh, god.
Just one time.
Dude, Lacey, can you at least make you know what it is?
Bro, your catapult wants to see it, bro.
Who wants Lacey's challenge to see the lip thing?
Hey, he's putting talks in his mouth, right?
No, he does this thing where he's like, fake mad, bro.
And it's like, it's like a growl.
It's like, you're like, oh, he's doing it.
He's doing it.
He's doing it.
Oh, god.
Come on, bro.
Just do it.
Who's a Vane, bro?
Come on, for the one time, bruh.
That's an interesting one.
Oh my god.
Hold on, I still got this.
Every single chest is fucking dead.
You might be like that.
Dad, is there a real thing where it's like that?
Yeah.
Wait, you fight?
I'm drilling, I'm drilling, I'm drilling these drillers.
30 seconds?
Say walaia.
30 seconds.
I need to kill one.
Guys, I'm blue battling an entire squad.
Lacey, do the thing, bro.
The whole chat wants to see it.
Oh god, bro
You got this like
I'm gonna land on this never mind. I'm dead. Goodbye. I'm chat low key improvement
We're members dropping till the towers back in the day and then it got
Loaded by a fucking meteor. Oh classic like actually a classic
Oh my god
Hey, yo, I'm making a lacy play no no no no no I thought we were having a good date
Classic I don't know what we're referencing it's a passion
It's a passion. It's a new movie because you probably didn't see it because you're getting
This is just so rich oh my god. I want you to flex your money on me
Like I hate you after you know, I had just a month. Oh, please let your money on me, bro
Oh, please don't check what's your flex on
You can flex on us, I'm not gonna. I want to get flexed. I'm not gonna. I don't flex. What's wrong with y'all?
We're giving you firms
Oh
You're not getting out of this a lot
I was a minor when I took that picture of this family
No you didn't
I was the one that took it
What?
I was almost a classmate
What?
No, I'm not gonna say what, right?
You're some of your ass not like 10
Oh, yeah
See, you just like, you just took away like, you just took away like, fuck like, like,
no, bro
I'm so sorry
I'm sorry
I'm sorry
I'm sorry
I'm sorry
I'm sorry
I'm sorry
I used to go out of a megal and literally just share my ass all to everybody I
Hey, I swear to God, I would literally just go and I would pull my pants up and do a dance
or pull down my shirt and my ass and we'll show them.
Yo, I think I have a video of you doing it.
Whoa.
Hey, you're kind of funny though.
That was peak life.
Yeah.
We're still in the peak life right now.
I don't even know it. We're just in the peak right now, but we're just playing video games for fun and people are watching
This is peak life
Well, they see do the thing that one got
Just lift that lip up we've been waiting
See that
I'm doing it right now I feel like a fucking
fuck bro Gary you can't say the R-Way
I know I was going to and then I yeah
yeah come on I see
bro come on bro you know we can't say that you can't say that on stream bro come on
I gotta act come on bro PR hey man we just love charity over here man I just
Give him back to the community man. Yes, please. Yes. Yes
I like to go down a street
I got a strip clubs and I throw pennies at the servers
Oh guys, I'm not playing Minecraft hardcore bro shut up
Oh, how was that?
It's fine, bro.
Yeah, I just keep getting to it.
You had an idea.
I want to know why nobody's done it.
Drew said that I should try to beat every Minecraft boss.
Yeah, I had that idea at XQC and we died.
The liver, the quadra-manian?
Yeah, I tried that.
Yeah, XQC died.
Did you guys get the shit, the coffee brother?
Well, we gave up, bro, because I threw an ender-pulling dodge.
Classic.
Oh
You know what i mean, my onion is or no?
Well, I don't even wanna know what the fuck y'all think of me.
Do you at least know what a sunion is?
No, I don't, oh yeah, a sun, like the emoticon.
Yeah, I know, I feel a motor gun.
You gotta get a motor gun bro, how did you know?
Sun emoji, yeah, I know what that is.
Sun emoji, yep.
Sun emoji.
You got it, quick, I'll get it this shit.
Oh, hey, why do you play games so much?
Wait, quick, let me have my fuckin-
great fake mad to get off nice you have 17
oh i used to play that
hey you're acting like you're shabby
god me and lacy versus ron and lace
i mean oh bad news i'm gonna head out release i'm gonna head out at least
i'll give you that it's bro it's been 10 minutes it's been 10 minutes
stay out of it bro i'm not gonna lie bro i love it i can't cancel the
It's better. You're here. It's equity plan. Oh my god. You're lazy, but we all get equi plays, bro
What's playing we all get equity plays brother play y'all are gonna have to y'all are gonna have to go without me, bro
I got an equity play
Bro, I might even kid. I mean you just pissed here. All right. Well, who do you get a host?
Can we get ready at least?
That gap pop them shot coming soon, bro
They say are you fucking dead ass?
I did, I swear, I said the thing.
No results for TAPCAP.
Actually, no, Jason's the person
who said he couldn't come because he has his fight.
Oh my god, he does, bro.
He's just got to get fucked on.
That's gonna be actually a fun fight.
Wait, Jack hasn't been fighting?
No, I don't think he's been doing anything.
Wait, so, Lacey.
So are you gonna host anyone or like, what's going on?
Oh, shit, dude.
Oh, shit.
He can host me.
I
See you did the whole job
Yeah, no, we don't know what did you leave you by accident? What are we doing tomorrow? I posted it
No, you're fucking you fucking I gotta find this picture of Lacey lit they see the
I think I know exactly what you're talking about. I think I'm a host ladies
I'm going to come an hour before to the house an hour before what wait
You're not gonna pull up and do a stream
Before no he's it for an hour
Yeah
Right she's a viral Lacey play see Lacey twitch mad
I have a clip of you like getting mad like playing for tonight
Wait this thing go to my call
I
Find it I stole
It's right here
He's doing right now
I genuinely now now all the wash. It's a while. I'm lost
Oh my watch that's a lip thing, bro. I mean clearly
I don't know it is on this thing you're fat. Oh my god. I'm getting off
Do you throw up?
Are you actually paying our 40 grand or is that is that cat? No, it's for real
Like you're not you're sending them 40 grand. I'm saying 40,000. I try to live thing once. I don't got to try once
Please
But that's actually cringe, bro
Do you leave yes, bro, he left
But it has to be his veneers that he can't do it, right bro like this hit are used to do this is veneers
I
Now it's just us three. Oh brother
Well, me house, but I got a clip of it. Oh, yeah, it's a fortnight finals of it
That's a good bond.
It has to be the veneers, dude.
Right, Klitz, I'm confused.
You just play Arena every day.
Is that like all there is to do?
No, I'm grinding like a new, a new binder right now.
That's why that's why that's the only reason I'm on it.
Bro, I have a hot take, bro.
Like, I want to get extremely fat.
This is like gonna be like funny, bro.
Like, if you get fat, you just get...
Oh, you're funny.
Yeah, but if you get fat, you just get way funnier, bro.
Like, you just get asked to play funnier.
Well, just you can make fat jokes or people could insult you
My fine I'm down to be one be twos
Begging bro, first of all, yeah, that's yeah, I wouldn't that yeah, 60 fucking nice
Well, I'm not right, but I'm on like 30 paying it and I'm on a new set. I'm running though. I'm with it
I'm on a Starlink, bro. I'm 50 on my own server. How do you guys not fight her?
Because we don't have any internet they quoted us over fucking hundreds of thousands of dollars after we moved in
Hey, but you're gonna see to be good
It's an internet find out ever
Easy up top. Hey, I'm enjoying water. I'm a fucking loser. I've been drank water in like 40 hours
Oh, yeah, what we run in what we run in you say who shit
Oh shit. Yeah, I said who's shit? Oh shit. You were that srembler now. I didn't know you were like that. I didn't know you were like that. You were that srembler now.
Oh shit? Yeah. Oh shit. You've never seen that.
What? I don't want to see your fucking like, like chemistry that you guys got going on. No, I have no fucking, I just said oh shit.
Oh shit, you're losing your sponsors.
What the fuck is wrong with you idiots, bro? I don't get half and you're lazy at me whole
Bro come on bro, cuz you're gonna get here. I don't bro. All right, I'm sure stop talking
I'm getting trolled bro. It's nothing
Give me a hundred for these subs about 30k again, please. You shut the fuck up. Oh, hey
I need two of the subs give me the 10k
No it's 150 bro you're my friend
No dude
You're my friend bro you're rich
Not almost 30k subs
I was at 30k during the minor marathon
What? What did you say?
Not clicks bro come on bro
Don't I think you don't know about the minor marathon bro you watched it
You were a part of it
Bro
What C5 what are you lagging all right y'all back what are we doing
Oh
What the fuck are you seeing
Yeah, you should have read the whole name you can't really start it's gonna come all bad
Oh, how'd you say it? No, it's not even that he's it's a different. What do you say you're placing with a oh
You have five months maybe one of 16 months guys drop of me to get the piggy note. All right. You're a player now
Yo, please bro, oh
Make for the 25 gifted everyone Adam and say whoo shit
Yeah, we're on to be one sir
Sure, bro. Sure. Sure. We want
We don't need to I don't give a fuck fuck you ladies top
Whatever I want to do except I'm just trying to grind
Not we're doing to be ones I'm on fucking
All right, y'all need to be once sure
bro Michael I'm gonna have a lot of ping
that's my good challenge
hot burgers come here
come here you little black one
come here
I didn't even know what cats live with you
isn't that kind of scary
no I'm just jealous
I gave him an iPad to order food
he's good bro
speaking of food bro
oh god I deserve something
I'm about to order
what should we order bro
No, can you order me something?
Oh, it's really spot for you guys, 830s.
What do you do all day? What do you do at 1 minute?
10.30?
You're working right now, what?
Bro, this is like...
I don't think you realize, quicks, that like,
being a full-time streamer
and content creator
and pro player is harder than what you do, bro.
You literally named exactly my life.
What?
Yeah, but even SF9D doesn't count.
Even for, like, you cheated, right?
Oh, you could buy one too. You just had to buy one.
use actually I'm doing a lawsuit right now against dealerships some god yeah
basically they're violating a state code that they're selling to other dealerships
raising the price for not actually doing anything like that so yeah you're not
you know there's why am I at 70 ping I'm not 70 ping I'm on a rookie set of
I want a random ass head up.
Bro, this is actually Alclax on God.
He's trying to look clear.
What's wrong with the rookie setup?
Like, good for you.
But it's like, well, Ron going to play in fucking Little League.
Yeah, it thinks he's not.
Like, Ron, he has no rakes.
Yeah, I know him.
Michael Jordan.
It's like, Jane Parton going to play at his son's high school.
You stay, son.
So I have a decent guy shot.
Now I'm running out of here.
He's dead, bro.
You're going to shoot him to a campfire, sorry, Glicks.
You trying to drop?
You trying to drop?
Look at him.
Look at him.
Look at him.
Look at him.
What the fuck? How did I just die? That's impossible.
That was like barely a drop. That was literally, that was on God, that was barely a drop.
I'm being swifty. How did I just die? No, on God, that was like barely a drop.
Yeah, I'm actually getting swifty out of that at least.
I'm sitting up and putting Spotify on. I haven't been at it.
No double-click anymore.
Oh, just sing over again.
Stay alive, Liss.
How do I do?
Good boy.
Good boy.
Stay in that box, Mr. Bonnie.
Yes.
Yes.
Are you good, Mio?
Are you good?
Are you good, Mio?
Mio, are you good?
Yeah, bro.
Mio's not good, bro.
He's fucking sweet out of his mind.
I'm on 70, bro.
I'm here brother
I'm on 40 bruh
Sorry, you're wearing a homelander skin
Bro, I have a lot of pink right now
I'm wearing a homelander skin
Yo, you're gonna die soon
Wait
Oh shit, mate
Oh shit
Oh shit
Oh shit
Oh shit
Oh shit
Yeah, yeah.
Yes, oh my god, this is her.
Well, it's a 2B1, bro.
Yeah, but where are you?
You're gonna fucking shit on.
This is like a run.
I'm a girlfriend.
I'm 40.
We get it.
You have a girlfriend.
And flex, bro.
You have a girlfriend.
You get it.
Wow.
She's celebrating.
Wow, you're shooting me.
You have a fucking girlfriend too.
Whatever.
I'm flexing.
So I'm trying to flex on people.
I'm rushing on you guys, everything on my chest is felled!
Are you serious, mehanyan?
Am I just like useless?
Like what is this?
You are actually garbage, man.
Like what is this?
I don't even care, I'm fucking one weapon, yes.
How about it?
Yes, please you're like what do you mean triplet?
You guys act like you wouldn't play like me bro like I'm champion, I don't care
This thing right now, that's why I'm dying
Okay, I'm actually gonna try
I thought the top of the screen said Bruce shop office barrier dropping I don't know why
I
Got him walks. Oh, wait, I'm just fucking for you. Hey, dude
Like you
Oh, man. Thank you, bro. Thank you.
I'm chopping, chopping, chopping, chopping, chopping, chopping, chopping, chopping, chopping, chopping.
Here, you chop me, ladies.
Chop it.
All right, Ron, how do you want to get?
How do you really get touched?
I don't know how I get touched.
That's not going to happen.
Oh
No, oh no say no
It's like he can have these little silly mill around it doesn't matter bro like I can't do anything you know hold on
I got this
I got this oh god. I got this
Nice it's really good that my pig is out of 5,000
I
Stay live, please
They live bro, I'm holding my way, but don't worry
Stay live, please
Stay live, bro
Stay live matter daddy. Stay live, bro
Stay live
They are, bro.
Oh, I got crazy buying them.
45, 45.
We win this round.
Oh, I'm god, we win this round.
Oh, I'm god, we win this round.
It's actually impossible.
He's not good enough to do this.
Oh, my god, he's so ass.
Wait, what are you?
Oh, god, I hit him 130.
Is he back?
He's 3 HP.
400 man
Hey, well, ah, hey, bro, say well, ah
He hasn't healed stay
Wow, we just shit on him
That was a good hit out here. Oh God your shit
He's actually so bad bro, I know what happened to you what happened
Like how does that make sense
30
Yeah
my god oh my god I'm caring oh god I'm caring way he's actually bad now I'm
doing the lifting I'm doing a little thing
holy fuck holy fuck oh fuck yeah come on don't get nervous
I know I'm okay I'm gonna get nervous I'll be honest
because I was sweating so it's probably like here's a vibe I'm gonna I'm gonna
one real quick
please get out please get out I'm not I'm not 80
What?
50 to the body?
I double.
Double what?
Yeah, first of all, now the series starts.
Stick, cuz I'm gonna beat you guys for a series
You'd be in some warm up
What about Bucks, no?
You'd be in some warm up, bro
Same game, bro, it's not a building game
How many times am I in this place?
You can not do that
You fucking shitter
Get the fuck out of my lobby, bitch
I'm literally a kryptonite, bro
I'm actually a kryptonite
Oh, you're fucking not, dude
Not now until you leave any mile
You already know that
I literally wouldn't win, oh god, you wouldn't.
Yes, I would.
I brought it, I don't care.
No, I literally, you've done it before,
and I've gotten like five kills on you
within the first 30 minutes.
I'll admit, that would probably be bad news.
We're not actually playing.
No, you would never do it.
I'm actually a crypto-nice.
I know how you play.
Like, I really wanted to kill you, I could kill you.
I actually want to go on a business.
Bro, you see how I like know your every move?
Go ahead, you're gonna edit reset, bro.
Nope.
Bro, I know how.
Bro, you act like I'm like,
Bro you're like Yao or not Yao Ming
Who was the Jaden Smith shit?
Bro I'm like your teacher bruh
I'm deadass like your teacher
Karate?
Yeah
Karate
Yao Ming
So my game is just
It's just run top
Oh Jackie Chan, no, no, Mr. Miyagi, Mr. Miyagi, Mr. Miyagi, Mr. Miyagi, Mr. Miyagi,
My teammate kills me got it
No, he didn't fall down, fuck.
Relays, please, bro. Kill him once.
Leave my name, bro.
You're gaming, like what?
You can't fuck that little last dog come on bro
Yes, sir. Yes, sir
You came to play bro. You came to play.
Wow, Fxx, you're so good at bullying people who aren't good at the game, wow.
Nice brawl, LeBron, playing the little league.
You're not, you're not, you're not compared to LeBron, please, you're not compared to him.
I'm more like Bob.
Yeah, I'm more like a shooter, my staff.
Whoever can play yourself is kept going.
I don't think I know how to play you by now, I get it.
You're fucking laced.
Why don't we laced you there, bro?
I know all your counters
See
Fucking father
One guy on your father. Call me daddy. Call me down. I'm dead. Call me down
Now I run you're doing your big one here
Shut the fuck up. I told you from your daddy. Oh shit
Dennis you're good tonight
Yeah, go Russian you know you can't kill me bitch
What that's actually
To free a game alive
They say what caught shocking delay try to shoot your shot
Fucking moron
Are you chopping around?
Oh
Okay, I'm not worried
Oh, nice, I just got shot out a little bit
I'm your captain. Oh god. I'm too good. You know how you run? Yeah. I'm cranking.
Guys, I don't need burger emotions in my chat, Ruffle.
Thank you.
Nice, Lays.
Nice.
Yeah, Lays.
Nice.
Fuck you, Bush, good?
Yes.
Yes.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Quick little drink of H2O, boys, Runder?
I don't have any water than us.
Water, I already know her.
180.
Oh my fucking god.
Invite Drew?
Oh, do you think I give a fuck about Drew's walls?
Drew's walls?
Ladies, what house are you in?
Oh, I am in the house in the back.
Little guest house.
Lays I need something but come on dude my damage is crazy this round bro. It's like
Thanks does this time anymore. He does this like humming things like it seems like yeah, so when you guys like yeah
Matter daddy
Holy white peak
I think I can play this game professionally again.
I know you cannot dude.
I actually think I can.
If this is what the skill level is, it clicks.
Like now I understand why you got like 49th or whatever it is.
Well, I basically changed my etiquette bond, so I'm trying to learn it.
It's basically put it in your language.
How make sense dude?
Is this like the highest skill level of Twitch or not?
Me in two weeks will be.
You're like that's like she's not fucking fun.
You're so fucking fun.
Wait you got 70 second
Well, it's okay brother you could have worse could have gotten 50th
I know I did it though. I'm not impressive. It was lower bracket here. So I really said even
Oh my god, this is an aim game bruh.
So am I walled up his lace.
Yo, this pig is dog shit bruh, I'm off this shit.
Dude, stop pinging me, that's a skill thing.
No, he's crazy bruh, I'm not gonna lie.
You got 70 second overall, 47th of the day, zoe.
Real friend they all end in N. You know doesn't end in N stable or not. All right, drop on me if you pride on the chat
No, that's no calm fuck you bro, you guys
You're all I'm not playing no more for never I played too much today
Good dickheads
All right, well, I'll see you guys soon see you tomorrow. Am I gonna see you tomorrow though?
Yeah, I mean, are you gonna come to our spiel tomorrow?
No, it's right
12 to 6 I'm putting this fucking emote, bro
I'm gonna see you tomorrow night. No matter what. Okay. All right, I'll see you ladies. I'll see you soon. See ya
Love y'all
Well
It's just me and you now
Closer
And I need you now tonight
Yeah, that's all I know I do know that's all
Then what do you want to do bro do the mining kidding so he's dead has been in the car since we got a rust
I just opened a mystery
Like is this whole shit been in the car
How did we perfectly miss the entire shopping?
Damn bro, what do you want to do now?
I
But like what if it's not about gaming what if it's like about something to do with friendship
Okay
Wait, who's graduating right now the fuck is this?
Kailene Avalos
But fuck is this how did I get someone's graduation Samantha Luna magna cum laude magna cum laude day
Kelsey Ayala magna cum laude
What the fuck is there a live chat with us?
Caden Lutton
Who the fuck is graduating at 19? Yeah, what the fuck? Callan Baker. Who's graduating at this late?
Mason Lutton
That's a shit-ass name Mason Lutton Riley Barnett Gunderson
Gunderson
Who the fuck?
Ashley Machen cum laude
Gunnerson
Natalien fags
You're so mean bro. Come on, bro. You guys act like you never get to core batia summa cum laude
Come on. He's up, bro. He's up guys. We're just joking
That ask you graduate Maslin. Can graduate cum laude congratulations to them graduating bro that ass
Julia
bro
Why have you?
Wait, I wonder if I can find mine. No, I don't even wanna look at mine. There is a couple of mine. Wait, there's another high school graduating. Wait, is everyone graduating late at night?
Another school, is every school live streamer graduation?
Deetrit Thomas.
I didn't know that.
All of her, yeah, a lot of high schools out here. Yeah, what is this?
Congrats go black
I pop a screw to pop west no, maybe I'm just whatever bro
See up, what is this?
See out of camp Vancouver Aquarium
Like what are all these live streamers that's on my fucking recommend it now
Yo, yo, I'm confused bro, you're a three month stubborn you're typing stop being fat run your fat
How much do you weigh like bro? I'm actually genuinely curious like do I have a mod team?
You can run the call
You should start getting people on call
What is this?
Anything on my YouTube recommended work watching bro?
Welcome to the luxury home show, we're in Fort Lauderdale today and we're going to be
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Super, some of you may remember a home in the UK called the Knoll that we featured in
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What the fuck?
There are two cars in each of these,
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And head back into the center of the property.
Your access is dramatic.
It really sets the tone for the luxury feel of this home.
It's not your house, guys.
It's not.
The steps here and now this is actually a croque.
It's not your house.
So you do cross over water to actually get
into the front entrance and check out this door.
10 feet in total.
We've got water either side while I'm in kidding this shit like growing up in Cherry Hill. This is nothing like it like
Cherry Hill real
Wait, what the fuck
Right this shit looks see bro, but look how scary this neighborhood looks
Oh my god
Yeah, it's not like it's shot at I've been trying to tell you bro like
Look at this there's no man. Just enjoy. Oh, this is a clickbait ass video
Burger eat your food
Wait, what the wait wait
I
Know on God you want to see this look wait, I don't know if there's a video on I can't show the stream
I'm trying to see
No, they don't got it on YouTube, bro. This is the address. I sang payphone up
Is that crazy like hold on right? Let me see if I can there's like a tour video. Let me see if I can pull it up
I don't want to leave the person's address
That's kind of nutty
No, someone to check if I find it, but like
Everyone holds it's off the market bro. I should just buy this fucking house
Should I buy the house a fucking hood that house barely even has a roof on it right now
You actually live there. Yeah, all right. No you people you don't have a joke in oh
My god, this sensors and the photos do to for the bullet holes. Yeah, look at the shit. Oh
My god, that's insane. I'm not gonna lie. This is the chat
This is literally the room
Holy fucking payphone in this is later room
Should I go back to this house?
Yeah, I should just move in there.
Yeah, I think I had a carpet after.
Do you think whoever lives here, do you think they would let me in to film or not?
Imagine if I sang Payphone again.
I
Full screen I mean, bro, I don't care people find it. I just don't want to say it
The full circle the door is about a break, bro
And I have I used to have lights all around this fucking room. Oh my god, who remembers I used to have pink lights
And I would just like oh such good fucking vibes. Oh my days
Those were the fucking days, bro. Oh
That purple ass room bro, you guys like low key nostalgia form though because
If you look at like my old like house or like my old like
Bro, it's like the root low key sucked facts or no like I'm gonna be honest
There's like nothing to do
Dear Dixie D'Amelio, what was my titles back then bro?
Dude, why is this?
Not really how do I like
Look at this shit, bro
Bro what a classic room deadass I
Was just loud equals funny, bro. I'm so glad I changed bro
Now I'm funny now. I'm actually funny
me. Right, Lace? Bro, you're funny every day. Thank you. Bro, you look cute every day.
Thank you, bro. I got you, bro.
When you could actually entertain your viewers, lol. Bro. That's a ban. Like, you've been
following me in 2023, bro. The end of, you followed me three days after OG Fortnite, talking
about when you could entertain your viewers. You weren't even watching me during this era.
You followed me three days after OG Fortnite.
Like, Mad Cause True.
Bro, you were following me in the beginning of phase.
One month, no, three months after fucking,
you followed me during the first sub-a-thon, day three,
you fucking dick rider.
And then, yeah, it's just like.
Oh, nice, 20 months, when you can enter.
Yo, are people just typing to type?
I'm dead ass here. It's like like bro. What is going on?
Wait, oh, that's a first time chat. No, it's a sub. No, it's just typing bro
Oh wait, well, no, I thought that was like your hair looking good your skin tone is so complex and nice your eyes are amazing
Our nose is nice and petite. Thank you, bro. See thank you. Ron's use 25 Porsche 911 GT3 RS
Thank you, bro. Actually, like you know, it's crazy. Like what are they like?
What do you think these people look like to have these fucking names? Like I'm dead ass serious
But he just get banned.
I think someone just banned him for being nice.
I actually, can you just, can people just turn the call to the camera on?
I want a few people to look like so-
Yeah, bro, let's go.
Should we join my discord, bro?
Should we just join my discord?
I'm actually down.
Let me see if I'm in it, but before you go.
Yeah, I am.
I don't have roles though.
Alright, just join general one, let's see what the rules are.
Hmm
Can no one see general one
Yeah, bro, that was the deal and I was the discord
Oh nice, I just look at my phone. Do you want to see what text message I just got?
I
Do you want to see what text message I just got like do I even show the stream this I
I don't even know if I give attention to this because now they're just going to spam this.
Look what I just got.
Let me know when you get that.
What is it?
Oh my god, it's coming.
It's just infinitely sending.
You send it on to X?
It'll come in.
Don't Google us.
Okay guys, I'll show you if we get 170 gift and subs.
State born auto has a distinctive appearance that makes an instantly recognizable amongst other...
Hey look at the text I just said, bro, let me know, what do you think about that?
I don't know.
Oh god that's just like, just so retarded and funny.
I'm gonna show you guys, I'm gonna show you guys, but I'm turning on notifications now so it doesn't even matter.
Yeah, somebody somebody just requested my paypal
$999 million dollars like how did I get an alert for this bro like?
Hey, bro, I actually just turned up notifications in PayPal
Bro, I don't even know that was the first time I ever got a notification
and, oh my god, that was good, that was good.
Hey Ron, I got a new job recently
that conflicts with your unpredictable streaming schedule.
Just want to let you know just in case you get worried
about me not being in chat.
Well, bro, what would you rather do?
Watch Stable and Auto or have a job?
Like let's be real here, bro.
Like you guys like doing this like stupid ass shit, man.
It's like, bro, stop watching
or stop being this fucking job dude and just watch, simple.
It's like, bro, your guys' job is to watch me.
Mark 400 is under sleep mode, that's a close-up.
Well, guess the song, Drake Edition.
Let's do it, screen check.
Welcome to Guess That Song.
I'm your host, Bethany, and we're going to play 10 songs
and try to see if you can guess them correctly.
Let's start with an easy question.
You ready?
You dope, yeah, tell them not to shit it to the band, girl.
It was girls want girls
That's easy
That's easy
That's easy bro
It was girls want girls
Don't worry, a lot of people don't
That's easy bro, easy
Oh passion, passion for easy
Sailing out into a lazy land
Dancing in the sun and dancing tonight
Falling apart
If you didn't get passionfruit then it's okay?
Gabe didn't either
Who's Gabe? Who the fuck is Gabe?
Who's Gabe?
Number 3
Oh I'm gay
Hey, stop that song
If you didn't get rich b-
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I'll see you in the next video.
It's okay.
Next round.
Next round. Appreciate you, AI.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
So this was all like, yeah, this was like, I hated this shit too because it got turned into a tic-tac.
Be sure to check.
Bro, what the fuck is this girl on, bro?
Like bro, can you give me like hard questions like god damn
If you think you're a big fan of rap music today's video is gonna
22
I cannot
That's it buzz down buzz it
I get this is wrong. Oh god. This is like meant for like this is like for those of the last kids, bro
He's just like trash. Yo family matters Drake, but in a gay style
There's no good YouTube videos anymore, bro
You know the place where they filmed Obsession is in Burbank?
You should go there.
It's called Little Tonys or something like that.
Should we go here and recreate this whole scene?
You can go to this place?
Yes, literally.
You know how many people are probably doing that every single day?
It's probably a line.
I wonder how far it is.
Should I see how far it is or no?
Bro, there's definitely a line just to sit in this booth.
I'm not gonna lie.
Oh, for sure.
Little Tonys restaurant.
22 minutes away, but it's not far. It's open right now
They're probably busiest shit it's dead ass open
Look at this shit look it's right here. You see oh shit. Me. Oh, it's literally right here
Should we go?
Should we recreate the scene?
That's kind of crazy, brother. They did us. No, I'll lock any amount of people go here
just to recreate this scene. Oh, God.
Wait, where is it? Is it right here?
It's like stained glass. I don't see stained glass.
Oh, it's right here, right?
No, it's stained glass on there.
Over here. Yeah, it is right there
But where's the three photos?
Do you think the workers are tired of like here in this shit? Oh my god, bro
But they definitely are tired of hearing this shit
I couldn't even imagine like I'd lock any amount people are coming in here just saying like I thought we're having a nice day
Hey, like bro, it's just like, bro.
Oh, nice.
I tried to just set the whole place burn down.
Guys, that's not how that works.
Trying to see if I can find the exact angle.
Six, seven, short horror film.
Yo, guys, was that scary movie movie good or no?
I haven't seen it.
Was this, was this?
I've only seen cable hate.
Really?
Yeah.
On Twitter at least, I've always seen people hate.
I'm gonna see you tomorrow though.
Wait, oh look, I'm controlling this.
Wait, what the fuck?
Wait, keep doing it.
Whoa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Stop that work.
Wait.
Here we go again.
Hello?
What am I watching, bro?
This is peak YouTube, man.
I'm skipping, bro.
Do not touch the button.
This has fucking seven million views on YouTube
like this is sad breath
Zambia's forgotten space
working world of Zambia
whoa whoa whoa what did you do to me click bro
oh god am I going to cancel what was that
I don't know what that was
ah bro what do we do now
rocket league
do we do rocket league
I mean we can bro. I got nothing else planned for the rest of my day, bro
Like do you see this guy right now, bro?
Like what is he doing? Like what is he doing, bro? Like
Yo burger bro, you're not supposed to sit there
...
Burger...
The fuck?
What's wrong?
Hey, hey, hey, hey...
What's wrong with him?
I'm going to go get a kiss from my friend.
Go ladies bro, can you watch Burger while I go take a kiss?
Yep, my eyes are on him bro.
Just keep sitting up there bro.
No!
No!
Oh no!
Where the fuck is burger?
A nice Drew made a fucking IQ list, yo are you back?
Yo you found him.
Hello?
Dude, he ran away.
Right show my bed like you trying to get something right now, bro. Like this is crazy burger. Like I'm not trying to go crazy right now
You know, it's lucky wild thing
Yeah, chill bro shaking the last shit what you trying to do?
Shaking that last tail, bro
Like what is the context of this bullshit guy like there's dead ass. Ah, oh my god, I must leaked
Holy fucking leak
like what was the context of this video like what's the like original
I can't even find the original lost footage
like is this dead ass lost footage
Maybe one. Oh shit
But where's like the full video
Of the little RT
Bro is this lost footage like
But I can't believe they use this little kid what are these videos like what are the nuts
What are these videos
Cut this off. Look at me, mom.
Okay, I'll cut this off.
Okay, I'll cut this off.
Are you good?
Oh!
Broly, what is going on, man?
Like, there's dead-ass 4 million people that-
Yeah, we're dead in that video, man.
You know who got here?
Get a little R2, you see what I'm saying?
They know how you do it the first time, so come on, bro.
What's going on, you two?
Is it blue?
Yeah, yeah.
97k dislikes
Jesus fucking Christ
What am I watching?
This is so weird, bro. I
Can't believe this is real where but where's the oh shit guy
Yo, they actually use this little ask
Stop passing it okay, where is it?
What's your name?
How old are you?
I don't know.
I think she's about... Yo hey, she look like...
Go up.
Guys, I see it's 50 seconds.
I'm trying to find the actual video.
Alright, come on, Vigilitos.
Vigilitos!
Vigilitos!
Vigilitos!
Vigilitos!
Alright, come on.
All right guys, what is this well?
This guy, get ass gathered, one, two, three, these guys gather like 20 children and a pop
of balloon.
All right!
All right!
All right!
All right!
All right!
All right!
All right!
All right!
All right!
All right!
All right!
All right!
Oh
This guy he's like
This feels so dystopian I'm gonna be real and she bro
Gathering like kids for content and he's just like my sister's like me like just hanging with Dean every day like bruh
It's just like bad, bro. Like what are we doing?
I thought this was like a joke. I didn't know this was real, bro
Bro, you know, it's crazy like I started seeing like
Phase Mike bro first of all Mike stuck in that contract number one number two number two, bro
We like at least we helped Mike like we did cool shit with it. We didn't do that type of fucking content
Also, bro, I saw this like tweeze. I don't even know if I should play it, bro
Like it was just really bad it said like if the next win and it was just like the craziest thing ever I
Should I try to find it? Hold on. It's a tiktok. Did anyone see the tiktok on this guy? Oh, yeah, stop licking me this
I don't want to like say it because like
What is this command in your chat what?
Eskimation mark roster Dean Brandon Noah Armando Raul Caesar Jamal Esteban
Julio, Mikey, Ricky, and Bruno dude.
So you, so you think I wrote that?
No, like dead ass, dead ass ladies, you think I wrote that?
Go for it.
Okay, okay, wait.
Hahaha.
Hahaha.
Y'all
I'm dead. I should I go back to blonde hair
You look better
Why are you scared? I really want to go back. Oh god. I want to go back
Bro people hate on it, but like well, I feel like I looked good. No
Well, they fucking hate on the way you look now who cares?
Yeah, I don't keep misusing the Samsung bro. I don't know
Rush, you bring back the Samsung? I bet the Samsung is more fun bro. Like I could
And that is just like the quality, bro.
Wait, bro.
Bro, should I go back to Blom, though, or no?
I really do want to go back to Blom.
Let's go.
It's not this.
I was like this fat dude who said, imagine the next win.
Everything just works out.
He says like a bunch of things.
And he says like the buildings on 9-11 like starts like rising up.
Like, I don't know what it was.
Bullshit, it was like some bullshit, bro
It was a joke
No, the brain is the fastest organ in your body and your brain is in a fully developed until age 25
Bro, you're like 11 stop chatting, bro
And you're like 20 bites.
Don't stop playing on a kid's game, you fucking peddler.
I'll make you hurt.
What?
All right, bro.
Like, I can't even watch a clip no more.
Sophia Nahum.
What is this, bro?
Like, Ronnie Nets.
Yo, like, what is wrong with people, bro?
Oh, Charlie Kurt, Charlie Kurt, oh my god.
Go check it out.
Mike!
Yeah, you probably should.
Yeah?
I miss Mike bro.
No, Mike is dead ass locked in a 360 dip for the rest of his life.
wait what was this here I kind of miss this house you do not miss this house I'm
just getting out and just kidding everyone know he says that shit like oh
we miss this house this house was actually not good I don't this was the
worst house ever but I do think this is your best
set of arrangements in the house no I don't know I think my best setup is just
subjective bro I think like yeah it definitely is like someone's preference
It's definitely like you like what you like
Yeah, it's like how to describe it like even the broad lawn room like it really wasn't good people just say it was because it's nostalgic bro
Like that ass it really wasn't that good where you better go down the street
What is this whole house?
What's up, man?
Oh, shit.
Oh my god, SLG Airlines.
No one has to say about energy no more bro.
No one wants it this bad
Where
What a time bro, what a fucking time.
Suki's fucking hard shit.
The thing is like nowadays no one has this type of fucking energy bro, we need to run
around like fucking morons again.
Look at Suki bro.
What is this?
Q-tips to clean your ears might feel satisfying, but often does more harm than good.
The ear has a natural self-cleaning system that slowly moves earwax outward on its own.
When a con swab is inserted into the ear canal, it frequently pushes wax deeper towards the
ear drum, which can lead to build-up, muffled hearing, discomfort, or infection.
Con swabs can also irritate or scratch the ear canal, and in some cases can even puncture
the ear drum, a common cause of ear-related ER visits.
Ear wax isn't dirt, it plays an important role by trapping debris, propelling water,
and limiting bacterial growth.
Removing it too aggressively or too often can actually make the ear more vulnerable.
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care of it.
Wait, is this why I get ear infections so much?
Because I stick Q-tips up my ear?
Yeah.
Bro, that's why I always feel sick, right?
It's because I pick my ear too much, huh?
Yo, Burger!
You touched that damn thing?
that damn thing I'm gonna turn you into a fucking campfire story you understand me
bro I'm not kidding chat it's hard to believe this but I stick a Q-tip so deep in my ear to
the point where it bleeds sometimes I'm not kidding like on God
Yo, what is this?
Yo, like, yo, Ron, you lost some weight.
Thank you, bro.
Yo, Burger, did I not just say?
Are you ever going to run this back?
You want me to run the one second sub-a-thon again?
Oh my god!
Wait for it!
Right now!
Every sub is one sub-
Guys, we're going to do this in September, bro.
This is actually a banger stream, though.
Um, still can't believe you did this.
I already know it's going to be some bullshit.
Oh, this is your fault.
I
Fuck is this
Yo burger stop you motherfucker
tomorrow's Friday we're about to go see this movie if you scary movie
see available possibly all right chat go to fucking stream let's get some double
use in the chat though eight burger fucking stop little eight hours and 40
minutes live tomorrow for Friday you know I'm saying Friday stream of course
Of course, I will be live tomorrow
We'll figure out what we're gonna do, but we'll be live
Yeah, but I'm excited we're going to Chicago soon, so
Should be pretty fun. So that IRL will be pretty good
Other than that, I will see you guys really soon. Thank you so much for the subset
Thank you so much for the bits. Thank you to anyone who followed guys
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Thank you to anyone who followed anyone who subbed
and
Yeah, I'll see you guys tomorrow join the Twitter come exhibition are calm. I love you boys
Let me see the blue in the chat. I love you guys
You guys are going in
Thank you guys seriously. I love you boys. I'm a few tomorrow for another stream
Yeah, I like doing desktop streams because I feel like I can engage more with you guys, but we'll mix it up always so
Thank you guys for watching. Yeah summertime is soon
He sound out of batteries.
I'm gonna hit my brother down where you at
At the time of mama you had that damn race
At the time of my twin, yeah we got that bitch
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