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06-05-2026 · 6h 52m

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[00:06:30] That is not what we're gonna do.

[00:06:32] CD was good, bro.

[00:06:34] That is not what we're gonna do.

[00:06:35] We're not gonna put a gold in Kecklaw.

[00:06:37] That's not gonna happen in my chat.

[00:06:39] Yo, Leo was good, bro.

[00:06:40] Cease was good.

[00:06:41] Bubbie was good.

[00:06:42] Good morning, everybody.

[00:06:43] Good morning.

[00:06:44] You're looking thin today, bro.

[00:06:45] Say oh, I'm gone.

[00:06:46] Say oh, I'm gone.

[00:06:47] Do I look thin today?

[00:06:49] Are you guys serious?

[00:06:50] That ass?

[00:06:52] Bro, thank you, bro.

[00:06:52] Thank you, bro.

[00:06:53] Thank you, bro.

[00:06:54] They've been so on Playboy.

[00:06:55] Was good.

[00:06:56] Cat looking sideways.

[00:06:57] Nice.

[00:06:58] That's a very good emo, bro.

[00:06:59] Wow.

[00:07:00] Purple was good mystic was good this was good blaze was good

[00:07:04] Guys, I'm sorry for being late, but it actually is important

[00:07:09] y'all

[00:07:11] You can get your L runs out, but something bad happened

[00:07:16] Y'all

[00:07:18] Pray for me

[00:07:20] Pray for me, bro. Pray for me. Yo today

[00:07:25] Today I found out bro

[00:07:27] No burger is not dead guys just because I'm sad doesn't mean burgers fucking dead guys

[00:07:34] hold on let me restart this real quick yo yesterday I went or last week I went to the

[00:07:40] dentist drop of me if you knew that bro I woke up today and I'm not kidding you could

[00:07:51] say ill you could say I'm disgusting oh god I woke up today with another cavity

[00:08:02] I don't know how this is possible I actually brush my teeth twice a day I

[00:08:08] don't know how this is possible I floss my teeth I'm gonna be honest with you

[00:08:12] do I have like a bone cancer that my teeth are giving out like my teeth cancer

[00:08:17] Like is there like a teeth cancer like I'm confused like what is this bro like what is this well?

[00:08:22] Am I do I have to go to Turkey and get veneers like dead-ass?

[00:08:27] Like why do you go get fucking veneers bro?

[00:08:30] Like holy shit, bro, or did the dentist do it on purpose? So then I go back

[00:08:41] Because the dentist wants more money

[00:08:44] I'm doing a fucking lawsuit on all dentists. I don't go club

[00:08:49] Good morning y'all hopefully y'all are good. Sorry that I'm live late, bro

[00:08:53] Y'all know me bro when I'm not streaming. I'm working

[00:08:56] So obviously before I went live I was doing a lot of productive work doing a lot of planning doing a lot of you know

[00:09:03] Separating things and just moving around schedules, etc. I was not watching Jinxie, bro

[00:09:08] I was not watching Jinxie. Yo, I'm not even kidding. By the way, how long is it gonna take him to beat fucking out in ring?

[00:09:16] Yo, I did not know he was serious. I did as been thinking was serious wait, so he really is playing out in ring

[00:09:23] In hopes that I play Red Dead Redemption 2. Do I scam him or do I play it?

[00:09:31] Like I feel like I have to play it. I have to play it, bro. I have to play it

[00:09:36] Listen, bro, I'll be honest with you. I don't see a world where he beats Milena.

[00:09:42] I'll be honest, he asked me if I would help him with Milena.

[00:09:49] I told him it took me 17 hours and he said, oh, that's okay. It'll probably take me to the same amount. Can you help?

[00:10:06] I'm gonna be so dead honest with you. Is there even a world where I watch him do that, bro?

[00:10:15] That actually might take like no fucking troll. That dead ass might take like five fucking days.

[00:10:20] I swear to God. How long did it take me? How long did it take me?

[00:10:24] He beat the tree Sentinel faster than you without Sunny. Yo, dick writer! Yo, elbow! Yo, elbow!

[00:10:30] I didn't use Sunny to help me beat the fucking tree Sentinel, dude! And second of all, second of all,

[00:10:36] Jixi beat the tree sentinel before bro. The whole thing was that his whole run was fake because he had someone else play, bro

[00:10:41] I already beat it, bro. I already beat the game. I don't need to hear this shit, bro

[00:10:44] And also Sonny didn't even help me beat Elden Ring. Did he?

[00:10:50] No, he did not help me beat Elden Ring. There's no way he helped me

[00:10:54] No, I could read on God

[00:10:57] I could replay Elden Ring right now and I could beat it without any help on God

[00:11:02] I could I could beat that shit without any fucking help. Oh, God. Oh, God. Thank you. This was probably one month

[00:11:08] I guess so you guys think that my whole career. I just get carried. Okay, so my mom carries me for nine months

[00:11:14] I'm a fucking idiot apparently unknown carried me to FNCS. Okay. Sure. Cool. Uh phase carried my career. Okay, awesome

[00:11:22] Sunny carried me to Elton ring. Oh, wow. What else did I get carried by bro?

[00:11:27] Get out what else did I get carried by? Wait jing see carried me to the Minecraft marathon. Are we delusional?

[00:11:33] bro

[00:11:37] Also, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, so people in here think that jing see carried me to a Minecraft marathon win

[00:11:43] Say what oh he all think that

[00:11:46] But this is like this is bad. This is bad. Thank you for the 24 months two years

[00:11:50] He did he did he did listen listen listen today guys give me some good music DJ

[00:11:56] Yo guys today is a fun day. Okay, everyone smile. Everyone's be happy. It's good vibes, bro

[00:12:02] I'm a happy camper life's good, bro. We're back for another day W run for not being a slacker an L

[00:12:08] Fucking slacker who would take all five days?

[00:12:11] They'll be run for not being a slacker bro guys today is actually a fun day today

[00:12:15] Today, we have the long-awaited NMS press conference,

[00:12:21] which means someone might fight.

[00:12:24] We're gonna see, I think there's like Diana,

[00:12:27] I don't know who else, there's like a bunch of people.

[00:12:29] Someone might just get...

[00:12:36] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

[00:12:38] wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

[00:12:39] outlaw, outlaw, outlaw, outlaw, outlaw, outlaw, outlaw, outlaw.

[00:12:41] It's two hours away, say on God.

[00:12:48] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

[00:12:56] no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[00:12:58] No, I can't be that far.

[00:12:59] On God, I just saw fries emoji to driving.

[00:13:01] Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

[00:13:03] Let me see how far it is right now.

[00:13:10] Brother, I didn't know the press conference was an hour and a half away.

[00:13:21] I thought the fight was.

[00:13:24] It's an hour and 45 minutes right now.

[00:13:29] Listen, bro, we're going to watch and we're going to support from home.

[00:13:39] W with a smiley face, bro, but also if y'all didn't know every single summer

[00:13:44] Video games do an announcement and I think there's one today. Am I tripping or no?

[00:13:47] Isn't there one today that announces like new video games? I could be wrong. I might I might watch the L friend

[00:13:54] Okay, yeah, get your L friends out, bro. It's in 10 minutes. Maybe we'll dial into that

[00:13:59] Nine minutes. Yeah, I don't care that there's a police chase, bro

[00:14:02] The police are looking for me right now, and I still don't fucking care, bro. Like that ass

[00:14:06] You have a Porsche you can get there in one hour, bro

[00:14:11] Do you guys think driving like I drive like over the speed limit, bro?

[00:14:15] I'm a considerate driver who doesn't like I don't I don't go over the speed limit. I don't I don't I don't race my cars

[00:14:22] I don't do none of that ride drive

[00:14:24] I drive very respectfully bro and everyone else knows that bro besides you guys you guys are the ones that make these

[00:14:30] hate threads on me. Well, I

[00:14:33] D-gloved what?

[00:14:36] Bro, do you think I'm gonna watch 10 hours and one second up here black screen? What what is the most replayed on this?

[00:14:46] Absolutely nothing like

[00:14:48] It's like you guys just watch anything bro dead ass. You just watch anything

[00:14:53] Just anything. Um, how's everybody doing those everybody doing good that ass. Do y'all miss me dude?

[00:14:58] I feel like one of not live. Do you guys have panic attacks or not?

[00:15:01] Dude, this is like this is like so beautiful having this community dead-ass, bro

[00:15:07] No, no, no, no. Yo, can somebody explain to me real talk real talk. Let me pause the music. Okay, so when I chew like this

[00:15:17] Bro, I feel pain in my tooth. Is that a cavity or no?

[00:15:21] No, could it be from when they fixed my wisdom tooth?

[00:15:33] Maybe there's like a problem here, maybe?

[00:15:39] Don't use your teeth then.

[00:15:41] Wait, so how do you expect me to eat, bro?

[00:15:43] Do you expect a bird to just come out of the sky, chew my food and spit it in my mouth?

[00:15:48] Like bro, I'm a dentist. You have three to five days left to live. Yo, Scorpi, bro

[00:15:52] I get us seriously don't think I think if you died, I don't think this chat would even like

[00:15:58] Care bro like I don't think a leaf on a tree would move Jonah. You're laughing

[00:16:02] But your whole life is just fucking making AI bro. You're a dork

[00:16:06] Jugs, I'm not even don't even get me started bro. Don't even get me started

[00:16:10] I just saw someone tell me to play the fortnight event me honey, and also by the way, I

[00:16:14] Don't want to say just yet, but

[00:16:16] Cinema. Stable Ronaldo and Lays. All I'm gonna say. Soon. Soon. Soon. Soon. Soon, bro. Soon. Soon, bro. Soon. Soon.

[00:16:36] All I'm gonna say is Lays texted me this morning. A picture of him playing Playground for an hour and a half.

[00:16:42] That guy's actually a fucking dork.

[00:16:44] Also, by the way, I don't know what happened, but I got community noted.

[00:16:48] No official Fortnite icon skins from Stable Ornata has been announced or released.

[00:16:52] This is bullshit. I'm getting my skin. Just wait.

[00:16:55] Guys, do I look like a fucking liar to you?

[00:16:59] Like, Dennis, do I look like a liar to you?

[00:17:01] Like, do I look like a liar to you?

[00:17:04] Yes, yes, yes.

[00:17:07] Wait, what the fuck is this?

[00:17:10] New streaming group Kodr has dropped their first video consisting of multiple well-known

[00:17:16] content creators Youssef, Saweskill, A2 Guapo, Edward, and Ash Out.

[00:17:40] We're too close.

[00:17:42] We're too fucking close.

[00:17:43] Okay, turn us out.

[00:17:45] Security is still in there.

[00:17:47] But, I can still hide in there.

[00:17:49] Oh, shit.

[00:17:49] I swear to God, if you guys haven't already liked this video,

[00:17:52] what are you doing?

[00:17:54] Hello?

[00:17:55] Okay.

[00:17:56] Wait, so they're starting to str-

[00:17:57] What in the-

[00:17:58] Oh!

[00:17:59] Yo, this is like professionally done.

[00:18:02] Fuck, bro.

[00:18:02] Oh my God, I've seen that room all over me, bro.

[00:18:05] Yo, we dead by the light in this shit on fire.

[00:18:07] I'm dead serious.

[00:18:08] Yo, we might get banned tonight.

[00:18:09] I don't even know if this shit allowed on Twitch.

[00:18:10] Fucking no, bro, holy fuck, bro. Yo, but he might get bad

[00:18:16] I'll put me fucking fruits in my house. I like you said you guys don't look what the fuck is like at the chat

[00:18:21] Hey, what the fuck right? I love you, sir

[00:18:27] So there's nobody

[00:18:28] It's not

[00:18:32] Wait a minute I

[00:18:34] What is it?

[00:18:40] This has got to be AI because nobody's getting that close to A2 Guapo's face.

[00:18:59] Wait, is this our house?

[00:19:01] Oh, I know, it's not.

[00:19:04] He looks handsome as fuck, bro. What a handsome gentleman.

[00:19:19] Wait, are they starting a stream group or a YouTube group? Or both?

[00:19:24] Do they make content together right now? I don't know they make content together.

[00:19:34] Oh

[00:19:38] They all live together say we're not he

[00:19:41] You know brown and word

[00:19:43] Yeah, look on and we're talking told you what's going on. I didn't read you guys brought me here

[00:19:50] Supposed to have a meeting today

[00:19:53] What do you mean fuck I mean any communicate with me?

[00:19:56] Yeah, I just pray for ashes channel Edward Tansom, bro. I'm not gonna lie. Hey everybody looks like a chopped chopped

[00:20:02] Yeah, he's a shop sub-a-thon squid game guy. Pepsi. Hey, Pepsi

[00:20:26] Hey, baby

[00:20:32] Wait a minute, new group announced and Vep season chat, is this?

[00:20:51] Of course.

[00:20:52] Hello, it's time for you to die.

[00:20:55] Hello?

[00:20:56] Hello?

[00:20:58] Attention, if you're hearing this message, it means you have been selected.

[00:21:03] This moment forward, your brotherhood will be broadcasted to the masses.

[00:21:07] So enjoy yourselves while it isn't a matter of what you face together on your journey.

[00:21:12] Stick to the code.

[00:21:15] Stick to the code.

[00:21:17] No.

[00:21:18] No.

[00:21:19] No.

[00:21:20] No.

[00:21:21] No.

[00:21:22] Oh

[00:21:26] They're a YouTube that's pretty cool, bro. I'm gonna be honest with you, bro

[00:21:30] I don't think there's you guys kind of hated bro. Like that was a pretty good production. I actually kind of like that

[00:21:36] Bro, I feel like being in a group is just so much more fun than being solo in my opinion, bro

[00:21:42] And I do it. I do it. I saw how much hate KSI was getting

[00:21:46] I don't think I could ever deal with that bro, so I'm stuck here forever

[00:21:48] I'm gonna be honest with you guys a dead-ass bro as if I saw someone tell me that like oh, I'm the elephant in the room

[00:21:54] I'm just gonna reply to them to kill themselves. I'm gonna be honest with their social security number

[00:22:02] Refresh chat box yo, I already did outlaw so am I in my glitch or no am I glitched like look a refreshed see they're

[00:22:12] Look

[00:22:14] I'm not an elephant, bro. Do not call me a fucking elephant. There is no world where I'm a fucking elephant, bro

[00:22:21] 7 TV is down

[00:22:25] So you guys can't use fucking emotes. Wow, bro, it's called get a job

[00:22:29] It's called get a fucking job, dude. Nice. Finally a day has happened. Why do I still see the emotes that I'll oh

[00:22:35] Although why do I still see them like I thought I could get a break from this shit like how can I get away from this or no?

[00:22:45] I'm mad as fuck where can I get a chainsaw?

[00:22:48] What does okay, so somebody somebody like watch this guy?

[00:22:53] Maybe put a maybe put it like a key note on him or something like that like cuz why do you need to change so bro?

[00:22:59] Watch summer game fest. I'm gonna watch you in a couple minutes, but was there anything else that I need well

[00:23:03] I'm okay excited, bro. I'm excited to just be here and be streaming, but I love you guys like deadass

[00:23:09] I love you guys, bro. Um, I did see jinx. He started playing out of ring. I'll be honest with you

[00:23:14] I don't think he's gonna beat the game. I have a feeling he's gonna quit

[00:23:18] The question is if he actually beats the game

[00:23:21] Do I have to do a red dead redemption to marathon for real?

[00:23:26] That s yes

[00:23:28] We need more Baylish watching YouTube segments with ladies. Yeah yesterday

[00:23:32] I decided for some reason bro to just literally watch family guy and you guys enjoyed it

[00:23:37] I never watched Family Guy growing up. Did I miss out or no?

[00:23:42] Did I actually miss out or no?

[00:23:45] When are you guys collabing bro? I saw this of me and Brez. Oh, soon bro one day soon soon soon

[00:23:51] um

[00:23:52] Anything that I miss that's important a live police chase. I'm gonna be honest with you

[00:23:57] Does anybody care about a police chase anymore? This is my take on police

[00:24:02] Police chases are rigged for the government to use our tax money to send costs

[00:24:09] Like just pick my new for him. You're going 20 miles an hour

[00:24:13] Just hit my new for him wait Olympic Boulevard

[00:24:16] wait for the person in the backseat and

[00:24:19] Then they will be on their way to join us

[00:24:22] Wait, that's like you are gonna get to see what happens, but I wish I go stop watch on the internet

[00:24:28] I'm going to be a viewer just like everybody else.

[00:24:30] Should I go stop them?

[00:24:31] Also, we lost the IFB once again.

[00:24:33] Dude, I don't know if anyone can find it,

[00:24:35] but this is actually a rare moment.

[00:24:38] Bro, the first day, someone can try to find it.

[00:24:41] Someone do a deep dive of police chases on like,

[00:24:48] what's the month before May?

[00:24:49] What is it?

[00:24:50] Is it April?

[00:24:52] Is it April?

[00:24:54] April?

[00:24:56] Bro, someone go to April 30th to like the 1st of May and try to find a police chase.

[00:25:04] Dude, you could see me in a dap in my pink Porsche next to a dude in a police chase in Calabasas.

[00:25:09] I swear to God.

[00:25:11] Yeah, we were checking out the new house and when we were driving back there was 50 cars chasing a dude,

[00:25:16] 5 helicopters and we waved to the dude.

[00:25:19] I swear to God.

[00:25:20] Do you want a cookie like damn?

[00:25:22] Scorpi kill yourself in game, bro

[00:25:27] It's like I can't even have fun no more it's like y'all are typing okay question mark

[00:25:32] Can I not like enjoy like expressing myself?

[00:25:36] Like holy fuck, bro

[00:25:39] God fucking damn it's everything I do bro. I just saw a family guy emo. What is this?

[00:25:46] What is this? Why is the whole family guy like on a couch, bro?

[00:25:52] Uh, you remove your emails, don't talk about your expression.

[00:25:56] Night hobby, you're a bum.

[00:25:57] I'm gonna be honest with you, bro, do we care about this?

[00:26:02] I, like, police chases to me is just, like, stupid, it's like, why not just, like, actually

[00:26:08] pit maneuver this guy?

[00:26:09] They're going 20 miles an hour.

[00:26:11] This is a scam of our tax money.

[00:26:13] Hours.

[00:26:14] Is there a chat box?

[00:26:17] Hold on.

[00:26:18] How do I leave a message?

[00:26:20] non-stop as far as California I have trolled the message as well they have

[00:26:25] done a little swapping out right there you know I'm mad but I gotta take out my

[00:26:28] anger

[00:26:30] What bro?

[00:26:49] So now I'm an asshole.

[00:26:50] So now I'm an asshole.

[00:26:51] Go ahead, El rod me, bro.

[00:26:53] El fucking rod me.

[00:26:55] Go ahead, do it.

[00:26:56] Such a rat.

[00:27:00] bro hey piggy hey piggy what is this guy I got it just who the fuck is is this

[00:27:12] speed on another account

[00:27:20] the fuck is this this guy's three mil subs uploading just YouTube shorts is

[00:27:27] Is YouTube Shorts actually that broken?

[00:27:31] He has more subs than you.

[00:27:35] Fuck this chat, bro. I'm not even kidding. Fuck you guys. Actually, fuck you guys, bro.

[00:27:41] It just happened to anybody. It happened to anybody and they sleep. You can't control it. It's just, it's just...

[00:27:47] All right. Ready to watch the games or no? While we could chat it up.

[00:27:51] Keep diss-tabbed. Bro, don't ever speak to me like I'm a peon.

[00:27:54] I'll be honest with you, bro. Is gaming back or is it like rising or is it

[00:28:01] 800,000 people watching us

[00:28:10] Outlaw changed my title is there a special category

[00:28:17] Dude this reminds me of when I beat up what's that horror game I did

[00:28:20] It's like a boulder hole through here, bro

[00:28:27] Resident Evil bro. Who was there when I beat Resident Evil?

[00:28:32] You think there's people out there that actually get mad when I don't finish the game notice if we help ourselves

[00:28:39] I'll bring some nice coffee to go with the biscuit. Yes

[00:28:43] Wait, so you guys deadass hated me because I didn't finish say we're not he

[00:28:48] Wait, if I co-stream it though, does that mess anything up for me?

[00:28:53] Well, I should watch it on

[00:28:56] How many viewers do they have if it's not worth my if they relevant or no?

[00:29:01] What is it called?

[00:29:04] 230 K

[00:29:07] Is excuse each doing it or no

[00:29:09] If he's not doing it, I'm not doing it, bro. No

[00:29:17] Oh is how do you co-stream guys knock on their door?

[00:29:29] You are allowed to co-stream

[00:29:31] Wait, I'm responsible for my chat?

[00:29:40] Guys, be normal.

[00:29:47] Oh, shit.

[00:29:52] Okay, was this Resident Evil Veronica?

[00:29:57] Another Resident Evil for me to beat!

[00:30:05] POV chat in five minutes. We're about to see GTA 6 gameplay. Cinema.

[00:30:22] Nice.

[00:30:23] Capcom on a roll, what a way to kick off the show.

[00:30:26] Resident Evil Veronica revisits a classic title from the

[00:30:30] Legend of Evil universe, reimagining the experience for today's players.

[00:30:33] What's a game that everyone's looking forward to?

[00:30:35] Is it gonna be like a new outing ring supposed to happen sooner now?

[00:30:38] My stupid, you call me dumb.

[00:30:40] But I swear there's a new one.

[00:30:41] Breaking news from one of the top independent game studios in the world.

[00:30:47] Wait, what?

[00:30:48] What is this?

[00:30:51] Hello there.

[00:30:52] I'm Cuphead here at StudioMDH

[00:30:54] NEW CUPHEAD!

[00:30:56] And today we have a special announcement for all of you

[00:30:59] Oh no

[00:31:00] We're happy to confirm that development has begun

[00:31:03] on a brand new, hand-animated Cuphead video game

[00:31:08] Our talented team is hard to work on this

[00:31:10] Wait, it's Cuphead of Fun Game or no?

[00:31:12] But we'll take Cuphead and Friends on a fresh, exciting adventure

[00:31:15] I've never played it

[00:31:17] It's still in early stages, but we look forward to revealing more

[00:31:20] I was just trying to tell you about doing a marathon for that, is that worth it or not?

[00:31:24] From all of us here at Studio NDHR, thank you for...

[00:31:30] I didn't know this was taught then.

[00:31:34] Hello?

[00:31:35] Yes?

[00:31:36] Oh, indeed.

[00:31:38] What is this message for?

[00:31:40] Oh, you want me to tell them?

[00:31:42] Yes, I'll tell them.

[00:31:43] Yes, right now.

[00:31:45] Well, it seems I have one more surprise.

[00:31:50] A small team within our studio has been working in secret on something completely different.

[00:31:57] This new project is a love letter to the era that brought us into the world of video games.

[00:32:02] Like three sneak peek and I'd say

[00:32:08] It's pretty radical over here

[00:32:13] Pretty radical

[00:32:19] Imagine a destiny three

[00:32:23] At studio

[00:32:25] Adventure it's mighty cuphead adventure

[00:32:28] A new fast-action platform shooter with arcade quality graphics and amazing sounds.

[00:32:35] Is anyone of my chat plate competitive?

[00:32:37] Mighty Cupheaders Ventures!

[00:32:38] Only from Studio of the HR!

[00:32:42] I've never played it. Is it that hard?

[00:32:46] Stop adding me for some chatter saying love you my Indian brother.

[00:32:49] Watch the fucking stream.

[00:32:53] Do you think that they're gonna announce a Destiny 3 or not?

[00:32:56] two brand new games from Studio MDHR up in Canada with Mighty Cuphead Adventure,

[00:33:01] a true 8-bit action platformer coming to consoles in PC,

[00:33:05] and then a brand new animated Cuphead game has been confirmed too.

[00:33:10] Great news. Alright, well now please join me in welcoming my co-host

[00:33:14] and partner in a new game discovery website called Looking for Game.

[00:33:18] It's Lucy James, everyone!

[00:33:26] Thanks Jeff, I am thrilled to be back here at Summer Gamefest and I'm excited to share

[00:33:34] in so many incredible announcements and this next one is very special for me so it's a

[00:33:40] game that we've all been waiting to see for a long time.

[00:33:47] Say Oh God.

[00:33:48] What is it?

[00:33:49] What is it?

[00:33:54] 20th century games.

[00:34:02] Minecraft 2?

[00:34:07] Sega.

[00:34:18] You can do it, but you need a big stone.

[00:34:29] There's no way you can beat this type of body.

[00:34:37] This is the last choice.

[00:34:48] What is this?

[00:34:55] Looks like you're on a different planet.

[00:35:05] Very interesting.

[00:35:06] Intriguing.

[00:35:07] Whoa, aliens versus predators.

[00:35:08] Whoa, aliens versus predators!

[00:35:20] Alien Isolation 2?

[00:35:22] I never played the first one, we got a good game right now.

[00:35:27] I never played that one.

[00:35:29] Yes?

[00:35:30] Hi, I'm Alhobe, Creative Director of Alien Isolation 2.

[00:35:35] I'm Anna Sobikova, our director of Alien Isolation 2.

[00:35:38] On behalf of the whole survival team at Brave Assembly,

[00:35:45] we're very excited to share our return to the survival of our genre.

[00:35:48] It's been 12 years since we released the first Alien Isolation,

[00:35:52] and we're continuing what we started,

[00:35:54] creating an authentic new chapter,

[00:35:56] which builds on that core isolation experience

[00:35:58] of escaping the terrifying, unkillable, relentless alien.

[00:36:03] And this time, we're unleashing the alien on an unsuspecting colony world.

[00:36:07] From the claustrophobic confines of the colony itself to the exposed and storm ravaged landscapes surrounding it,

[00:36:13] Karasaki Station is the new hunting ground for the ultimate apex predator.

[00:36:17] Players will face a desperate struggle to survive and escape, and we cannot wait to show you more in the future. Thanks!

[00:36:23] Well, show us GTA 7, huh?

[00:36:25] Thanks so much Anna and Al. Today we are honored to have one of gaming's true visionaries

[00:36:38] here with us in the audience. More than two decades, his work has reminded us that games

[00:36:43] can be emotional and deeply human. From eco to shadow of the colossus to the last guardian,

[00:36:50] He has left an unforgettable mark on this channel.

[00:36:53] Please join me in recognizing the legendary Fumito Ueda-san.

[00:36:57] Ueda-san.

[00:36:58] Wow!

[00:36:59] Hey, bro.

[00:37:00] Thank you for making video games for us.

[00:37:02] Very nice, man.

[00:37:05] And now, let's talk about his next game.

[00:37:09] A few years ago, we gave you an early glimpse at Ueda-san's next game, then known as Project Robot.

[00:37:16] Well now, it's time to step deeper into the mysterious, unsettling, and epic world that

[00:37:22] marks Ueda's first game in a decade.

[00:37:26] Let's take a look!

[00:37:27] What is it?

[00:37:31] Project Robot.

[00:37:32] Please don't mention the word bot around me.

[00:37:35] Epic Games Publishing Presents.

[00:37:37] A new journey from the creator of Iso Shadow Colossal. I couldn't even read that fast.

[00:37:49] Hey.

[00:37:51] Robots?

[00:37:59] This shit kinda looks like a twin for this today.

[00:38:07] Yeah, you know what game was actually going to tighten fall to they didn't remember that

[00:38:17] game or not.

[00:38:18] My game was actually Yoda.

[00:38:25] It's a trick again.

[00:38:34] It's not warm.

[00:38:35] It's all hot.

[00:38:36] I played that.

[00:38:38] What the fuck is this, bro?

[00:38:43] Bro, we're in 2027 almost.

[00:38:46] This is the graphics.

[00:38:47] I'm gonna be real bro. It's a skit for me.

[00:39:02] Gator?

[00:39:03] I just don't really care about like, robot games bro. Am I trippin'?

[00:39:08] Like I'm trying to have sex in video games like Raise a Child, etc.

[00:39:14] I've learned a different era bro.

[00:39:17] Does that look incredible?

[00:39:19] Oh, all right.

[00:39:20] I cannot wait for Jen Atlas.

[00:39:22] Thank you.

[00:39:22] Go ahead, son.

[00:39:23] All right, well, next we travel to the east to China,

[00:39:26] circa 848 AD.

[00:39:28] Blood Message is a cinematic single-player action adventure

[00:39:32] game from NetEase.

[00:39:33] You are a messenger who embarks on a perilous eastward

[00:39:37] odyssey with your son fighting against impossible odds.

[00:39:41] I really play video games all the time, Dick Ryder.

[00:39:44] It's like, the status is a bunch of negative nances. Is that triple T?

[00:39:57] Like, why hasn't a video game made like a triple T, like, simulator?

[00:40:04] Oh, nice. I've got a one-year-something. You've become so unfunny.

[00:40:08] Am I getting like rage baited nowadays? Like, what is this?

[00:40:11] 24th Retainment

[00:40:25] What is this emote of me about?

[00:40:37] Sounds like a...

[00:40:39] Another sex?

[00:40:40] Ew, what the fuck?

[00:40:42] Uh, warming? I might get banned.

[00:40:57] Yo, graphics are getting like weird, bro.

[00:40:59] Shit's starting to look a little too real.

[00:41:01] I'm not gonna lie.

[00:41:03] It's starting to like get a little spooky.

[00:41:09] Yo, what's that one samurai game that you guys want me to play that's similar to Odenrai?

[00:41:21] Shish.

[00:41:23] Sekiro?

[00:41:25] That game is actually fun.

[00:41:29] I was told it's harder than Odenrai.

[00:41:35] This is cool, but how did this game look bad?

[00:42:01] Like, dude, where are the guns?

[00:42:11] Please stop talking.

[00:42:16] I hate this job.

[00:42:20] I actually despise people.

[00:42:26] What are you looking at?

[00:42:28] The lighter the message

[00:42:42] Oh shit

[00:42:48] Wait, it's actually kind of take a good game low key that looks like a good game

[00:42:55] Okay

[00:42:57] Hello!

[00:42:59] Now please welcome a game developer who is visiting the U.S. for the first time in two decades.

[00:43:06] From RGG Studio, it's Masayoshi Yokoyama.

[00:43:13] What is that name sound familiar?

[00:43:19] Wait, this guy made a...

[00:43:21] Hello everyone, this is Yokoyama. Today we have an exciting new update about Stranger Than Heaven.

[00:43:36] First, please take a look at this.

[00:44:21] Why is Snoop Dogg? Why did I just see Snoop Dogg smoking?

[00:44:35] Is that Snoop Dogg?

[00:44:38] What the fuck? Like what the fuck is going on?

[00:44:42] We got Snoop Dogg in 2027!

[00:44:45] What am I birthday that's dropping?

[00:44:51] Crazy!

[00:44:53] What?

[00:44:54] Yokoyama, we got a lot to talk about, first of all.

[00:44:57] Wait, what am I saying?

[00:44:59] The release date of the film will be January 15, 2027.

[00:45:03] Oh, yeah, true.

[00:45:04] And the trailer for the previous one has new cast information.

[00:45:08] Yes, very nice.

[00:45:09] So let's talk to this person.

[00:45:12] Stranger Than Heaven, but we're released on January 15, 2027.

[00:45:17] As you may have noticed in the trailer, we revealed some interesting new cast members.

[00:45:22] To tell you more about that, I'd like to bring out a special guest.

[00:45:24] Say, oh god, two bucks coming out!

[00:45:29] Say oh god, two bucks coming out!

[00:45:32] Snoop Dogg!

[00:45:33] DONE!!!

[00:45:42] Dude!

[00:45:44] Dukes! Everyone's talking about this game!

[00:45:46] It's so good to have you here, man.

[00:45:49] So you team it up with Yoko Yama. Tell us how this happened!

[00:45:52] He's just like a moneyless team. I love it if money!

[00:45:54] I mean I'm a big fan of Sega. I've been playing that game since it first came out,

[00:45:58] and you know, to be associated with such a great game,

[00:46:00] and such a great person like this,

[00:46:02] and the team that they put together.

[00:46:03] It's an amazing team.

[00:46:04] This is the guy from Fortnite.

[00:46:05] It is from Paze.

[00:46:07] We got to talk about what just announced in this trailer.

[00:46:10] How's Tupac being a part of this?

[00:46:12] You know, the Tupac estate and my son and myself,

[00:46:15] we work very closely together.

[00:46:17] So it just made sense to put him in this game,

[00:46:19] because his likeness and his spirit still lives on.

[00:46:21] And I just felt like it was so connected to what we're doing.

[00:46:24] So what y'all think?

[00:46:25] How old is Tupac?

[00:46:29] You got more surprises in there, too.

[00:46:30] I know the song sounds great, but we're looking forward to hearing more on Stranger In Heaven.

[00:46:35] I also want to ask you about something a couple years ago, T.J.U. and Cordell talked about

[00:46:38] Death Row games.

[00:46:39] He's 75 years old.

[00:46:41] Any updates on what's happening there, DRG?

[00:46:44] Yes, sir.

[00:46:45] Death Row games, you know, we're building a hip-hop gaming universe, bringing an authentic

[00:46:48] culture to life, you know what I'm saying?

[00:46:50] We just got a lot of plans that we plan on actually bringing to life in the next, you

[00:46:54] know, couple of months.

[00:46:55] Okay.

[00:46:56] Well, we'll hopefully hear more on that soon.

[00:46:58] Yes, sir.

[00:46:59] Thank you so much, Snoop Dogg.

[00:47:00] Thank you for joining us, you'll be honest on.

[00:47:02] So Snoop Dogg probably got made a million dollars

[00:47:04] to walk on this stage, say two sentences,

[00:47:07] but I'm over here begging for gifted subs

[00:47:08] for the next fucking three weeks.

[00:47:09] One crazy stuff to come.

[00:47:10] All right, next we're excited to announce

[00:47:12] the summing debut title from a new studio in Sweden.

[00:47:15] Hex is an open world action adventure game

[00:47:18] for key creators behind the Division and Little Nightmares.

[00:47:22] Division's actually a go-to game.

[00:47:23] You brave the wild north as researchers

[00:47:26] Restrainted in a mind-bending player-shaped procedural world. This is a very cool game. Take a look

[00:47:44] Dead astronauts house

[00:47:56] I

[00:48:04] Lacey and Jason

[00:48:16] First person with guns my type of game multiplayer. Is this the forest?

[00:48:24] But like

[00:48:26] Wait, no, what's the point of this?

[00:48:36] It looks like a survival game mode now, am I trippin'?

[00:48:53] Minecraft? Oh my god, Minecraft 2!

[00:49:11] I have a hot take here, but I don't know if the chat's ready to hear it, because you guys just call me and know like, every time I get a date.

[00:49:18] I feel like video games nowadays.

[00:49:20] I feel like video games nowadays are running out of ideas and they're just doing a lot of the same shit just repeating it.

[00:49:28] We have much more SGF to come at the first on June 14th.

[00:49:32] Dead by Daylight is celebrating its 10th anniversary.

[00:49:36] Watch this closely because here's a little tease of what's ahead.

[00:49:40] Dead by Daylight? I think she a classic game.

[00:49:50] Happy Birthday to you.

[00:50:00] Happy Birthday to you.

[00:50:10] What is this?

[00:50:33] You're invited.

[00:50:34] Who, are you dead by daylight? Not a match out?

[00:50:39] Oh wait, no, it's like a DLC or no?

[00:50:57] Portal Shields.

[00:51:01] What the fuck is this?

[00:51:04] What is the sudden fighting battalion is going on with gaming?

[00:51:20] Yo, give me like a cool game, mouse!

[00:51:23] Like, bro!

[00:51:25] What the fuck is this?

[00:51:30] I feel like I'm getting at like an ad on like a Minecraft youtubers video bro.

[00:51:40] YouTube has better quality.

[00:51:50] Should I go to YouTube to watch the channel?

[00:51:57] Oh

[00:52:03] This shit looks like a toy for Thanos really unironically like what the fuck is this sand raiders old Sophie

[00:52:13] Oh my god, they're spamming games. This is just games paying money

[00:52:16] Is it dangerous?

[00:52:18] It's dangerous.

[00:52:20] Edward.

[00:52:22] Pivotary.

[00:52:24] Is it dangerous?

[00:52:26] Hold on, hold on. Don't say I ruined your immersion.

[00:52:28] Oh god, don't say it. Hold on.

[00:52:30] Better quality, there.

[00:52:32] Is it dangerous?

[00:52:34] Edward.

[00:52:36] Pivotary.

[00:52:38] See, I see it.

[00:52:40] It's too good of graphics.

[00:52:42] Low key.

[00:52:44] It ain't so nice if it weren't.

[00:52:45] Assassins Creed?

[00:52:47] I never played Assassins Creed a day in my life.

[00:52:50] Did I miss out?

[00:52:54] Gentlemen!

[00:52:56] We do not run.

[00:52:57] Hedge long needs to follow your boat.

[00:52:58] It's a single man.

[00:52:59] Hold on, hold on, hold on, I'm catching up.

[00:53:00] Don't be weird, don't be weird.

[00:53:01] No collective madness.

[00:53:02] Oh, I went to the boat.

[00:53:04] All those in favor of storming this whole thing

[00:53:05] are taking the ship.

[00:53:06] Stop and shout out!

[00:53:10] Okay, I'm on a warp right now.

[00:53:12] This kinda looks fun.

[00:53:13] I've never played it, but it looks fun.

[00:53:15] What does Assassin's Creed really about?

[00:53:17] Can you feel it, Addy?

[00:53:19] We're moments away from the grandest prize of all.

[00:53:25] After you, Captain.

[00:53:28] Half the head is dangerous.

[00:53:30] Whoa, that looks like Captain Jack Zaro.

[00:53:32] Don't spare me, Spartan Cowchef.

[00:53:35] I am coming.

[00:53:36] Who is that audio?

[00:53:50] Assassin's Creed Black Flag Resinced July 9th.

[00:53:58] Welcome back to S.G.F. that was Assassin's Creed Black Flag Resinced which is arriving

[00:54:03] July 9th.

[00:54:04] Now, it's time for the announcement of a game that reunites one of the best action game developers in the world...

[00:54:11] What?

[00:54:12] ...with legendary franchise.

[00:54:13] What is it?

[00:54:19] What is this?

[00:54:21] Air around game studio?

[00:54:30] What?

[00:54:30] From the studio that brought you, they told us Ninja Gaven 4?

[00:54:53] Say we're lying!

[00:54:54] What do you mean?

[00:54:55] I want another TNT game from PlatinumGames.

[00:54:57] I can't wait to learn more about Last Rodent.

[00:55:21] Now please welcome two-time TGA loser for Expedition 33 and Final Fantasy 16, it's Ben Starr

[00:55:29] who voices the visitor in Fortnite.

[00:55:31] Wait, that's the visitor!

[00:55:35] What?

[00:55:37] What?

[00:55:39] Hello Summer Game Fest.

[00:55:43] Wait, that does not sound like the visitor.

[00:55:46] For the past little while, I have had the incredible opportunity to step into the world

[00:55:51] of Fortnite as the visitor.

[00:55:53] Wait, oh my god, they're announcing my icons again.

[00:55:55] And today, I finally get to share a glimpse of where that journey is heading next.

[00:56:01] We've been working on this for a long time.

[00:56:03] Guys, it's time!

[00:56:04] And the season is about to begin, and everything is about to change.

[00:56:08] Wait, what?

[00:56:09] Let me show you what's coming in Fortnite's next season runners launching later tonight.

[00:56:16] Wait, they're changing format?

[00:56:21] After 17 minutes.

[00:56:26] And that chaos is spreading with these sprites. Creatures born from zero point energy.

[00:56:36] Why?

[00:56:37] Because you're stronger, you're faster.

[00:56:40] Bitch, Taco!

[00:56:41] dangerous. No one can resist that kind of power.

[00:56:50] The visitor. So we must secure them.

[00:56:57] Where's the stable?

[00:57:01] The shit lowkey looks really fun.

[00:57:07] John Wick.

[00:57:12] A little bit of lag.

[00:57:15] Hey, I think you're lagging.

[00:57:17] What's happening?

[00:57:22] Oh shit!

[00:57:29] A dog John Wick.

[00:57:31] Yeah, they're having problems on the YouTube, what the fuck is this?

[00:57:42] How are isn't given, it's taken.

[00:57:48] Looks pretty good, bro, low key.

[00:57:49] I don't know if you want to jump into that.

[00:57:52] If you're wondering how we end up on this new island, you'll have to jump into the

[00:57:55] shattered event happening live inside Fortnite right after Summer Game Fest.

[00:58:01] season we asked every player to choose a side.

[00:58:03] Hold on, what is wrong with this guy?

[00:58:05] It starts at 7pm Eastern time, but the doors open early and trust me, you'll want to stay

[00:58:10] to the very end of the-

[00:58:11] Alright, we're going back to Twitch bro, what the fuck is this?

[00:58:13] I thought a little surprise waiting for you.

[00:58:19] The stage is set.

[00:58:24] You chose your side.

[00:58:31] This ends now.

[00:58:38] Alright, I'm going back to the Twitch, bro.

[00:58:40] This is like the latest fuck.

[00:58:42] Now we're good.

[00:58:43] Out here, that promise is a lie.

[00:58:48] Hey, Chad, me and you guys will be playing a new Fortnite update.

[00:58:54] Fast.

[00:58:56] We will be playing that bro. Yup.

[00:59:00] And we will be putting hashtag ads.

[00:59:04] Tech block. The game is it.

[00:59:15] This is not Destiny 3. This is like...

[00:59:18] Every breath taken is inside an orange shell.

[00:59:21] I don't even know what this is. What is this?

[00:59:26] Yo, what's that one sponsored it? Yeah, what is it?

[00:59:31] This actually looks like that's my side plate

[00:59:37] That's not painful

[00:59:42] Not a break

[00:59:47] It remembers one

[00:59:52] Pilots

[00:59:56] So I'm confused are they getting beat off am I just like lagging like what is this

[01:00:10] Well, oh it's their stream

[01:00:25] I'm not gonna lie

[01:00:28] We are playing that for two hours on stream minimum. We have definitely played that game for two hours

[01:00:34] Thousands of games launch every year so finding your next favorite can be tough

[01:00:38] That's why I'm launching my new newsletter, Looking For Game.

[01:00:42] Is that an ad read?

[01:00:44] Thank you.

[01:00:46] I'll be curating and selecting games that deserve your attention every week

[01:00:50] and sending demos and exclusive playtest invites straight to your inbox.

[01:00:55] Head over to LookingFor.game to sign up with play at .gg.

[01:01:00] Speaking of fun, unexpected games, this next title comes from a solo developer,

[01:01:06] Adrien Molero from Spain. It is a co-op physics game about two geese and one very fragile egg.

[01:01:36] You play, and then you just see a dinner, and you never play it after.

[01:01:41] What is this? It's way too hard!

[01:01:44] Watch out with our baby! Watch out with our baby!

[01:01:48] Yeah, fuck your baby!

[01:01:49] Yay!

[01:01:50] Come on, dad! Bro, like, show me a good game!

[01:01:52] Focus, please!

[01:01:54] Like, none of you guys are gonna make the new chain together. It's not happening.

[01:01:57] No! This is extremely hard!

[01:02:00] Extremely.

[01:02:02] Oh, gosh, that looks really hard.

[01:02:04] Maybe, if we look for some more people, it would be easier.

[01:02:08] Oh, fine.

[01:02:09] Hey, double it and give it to XGZ, bro.

[01:02:13] This really is an extremely hard game.

[01:02:19] Oh, yeah.

[01:02:21] Congrats, 8-man. What a fun game.

[01:02:23] Alright, now it is time for a debut game from a veteran team of developers who come from Naughty Dog and Infinity Ward and another amazing studio.

[01:02:31] Infinity Ward? Oh, brother.

[01:02:33] Quietly been working on an ambitious new project.

[01:02:35] Here is the Global Announcement.

[01:02:40] People are endlessly disappointing.

[01:02:42] Wait.

[01:02:47] They're greedy.

[01:02:51] What is this?

[01:02:52] They're cruel.

[01:02:57] They lie.

[01:03:03] They're bullies.

[01:03:05] They're snows.

[01:03:07] Here I go.

[01:03:10] So that's what I say when I look at someone like you.

[01:03:13] Bullie.

[01:03:16] See, that's what we're different.

[01:03:19] I generally like most people.

[01:03:22] Oh, then you're truly a sick fuck.

[01:03:33] What is this?

[01:03:35] Is this a new game or not?

[01:04:03] What the hell did you do like?

[01:04:10] Why is all the truth in my designator?

[01:04:14] So be it for now.

[01:04:20] Either we fight those things together or die alone.

[01:04:29] I have the boat.

[01:04:31] No, no, no, no, no.

[01:04:32] Do not touch him.

[01:04:37] I'm just really confused.

[01:04:40] He doesn't look like bad, but I'm just confused.

[01:04:42] Anyone else?

[01:04:47] We fight together.

[01:04:50] We'll die alone.

[01:04:54] It's a story game, though. Not bad.

[01:04:56] We'll be playing that for two hours. It's not bad.

[01:05:07] We're all Spire.

[01:05:10] Wishlist now. Is that gonna let your wishlist or no?

[01:05:15] For over 18 years, Jacob and I have developed character-driven games with the goal of thoroughly connecting design and story.

[01:05:25] That's a fucking crazy moustache, bro.

[01:05:27] Holy shit.

[01:05:28] Two opposing operators must form a temporary alliance.

[01:05:31] Depending on one another is their only chance of survival.

[01:05:36] To support this narrative, we completely rethought how cover and traversal work together and

[01:05:42] created a system that rewards...

[01:05:43] Make all the crazy cool ass names.

[01:05:46] ...and repositioning.

[01:05:47] It's called Adaptive Cover.

[01:05:50] With adaptive cover, our player character Leila dynamically adjusts her stance to react to the complex terrain and the enemy's line of sight.

[01:05:59] It fundamentally changes your relationship with the environment and becomes an active skill to master.

[01:06:06] Shout out to our amazing team at That's No Moon, who are meticulously crafting Crossfire.

[01:06:12] That is?

[01:06:13] I swear that was in my division back in the day.

[01:06:16] I think I'm gonna go for it.

[01:06:17] My agency watchdog says I never have played watching games.

[01:06:20] Thank you.

[01:06:21] Thank you.

[01:06:22] Thank you.

[01:06:23] Thank you.

[01:06:24] Thank you.

[01:06:28] Amazing.

[01:06:28] Thank you so much, Jacob and Taylor.

[01:06:30] Now last year at the game awards,

[01:06:32] we introduced the next game from Remedy Entertainment.

[01:06:34] Here's a new look at the mind bending world

[01:06:37] of Control Resonant.

[01:06:42] Mixed the gameplay in game footage

[01:06:43] It's been seven years.

[01:06:45] The oldest house has fallen.

[01:06:50] Everything we tried to contain is now loose in the streets of Manhattan.

[01:06:55] This is caused by a new type of hostile resonance.

[01:06:59] It is beyond anything that we can currently measure.

[01:07:03] It's all quite terrifying.

[01:07:07] AHHHHHHHHHH

[01:07:28] I don't know

[01:07:33] What is this?

[01:07:37] I

[01:07:50] Look you like this type of music

[01:07:53] Yo, bro, I don't know if you realize this. I'm not shitting on every game that I'm seeing I just as a gamer

[01:07:59] I know what is a good game and what's not

[01:08:02] Like by seeing a trailer

[01:08:04] Like I could, like I could tell what's gonna be good and what's gonna be bad.

[01:08:12] Like, what?

[01:08:14] Like Fortnite we're gonna play.

[01:08:20] See, here we go, a story game. Let's see. Come on. See this looks good.

[01:08:24] Hold on.

[01:08:34] We all have our own reasons for coming to this vast frontier.

[01:08:40] But for our guilt, we who protect this land,

[01:08:45] one reason stands above all others.

[01:08:49] Is this fucking Skylanders?

[01:08:53] If you look too, we see it in your eyes.

[01:08:57] Wonder at the astonishing power that shakes this land of all.

[01:09:04] at the great spirits to whom we are bound

[01:09:08] at the gods

[01:09:10] See like if I say something you guys call me haters

[01:09:13] This looks like fucking AI bro

[01:09:15] What happens to games?

[01:09:17] We cannot guarantee your comfort

[01:09:19] or even your safety

[01:09:24] What the fuck is that?

[01:09:26] Why does a fucking bear have armor?

[01:09:29] The fellowship and purpose

[01:09:32] For a cool is worth dying for. To you, we can, Christ.

[01:09:40] What is it? What's it called? Magic.

[01:09:50] You know what, bro? Let me add that to my wish list real quick.

[01:09:56] It did not say Chud Wars. Who fucking...

[01:09:58] It's everyone watching both here and live online around the world.

[01:10:03] I'm Colin Johansson, the studio head at ArenaNet,

[01:10:05] and I want to thank you for watching the exclusive first look at our upcoming game.

[01:10:10] The time is right for the next evolution of the MMORPG, and that game is Guild Wars 3.

[01:10:22] Glad you all agree.

[01:10:23] Guild Wars 3 is an epic world that is both beautiful and fun to explore where the joy of movement is powered by your character's momentum and combat will usher in an entirely new type of MMO experience.

[01:10:38] It doesn't look bad, but like...

[01:10:39] By launching on PC and PlayStation 5, we're inviting the biggest audience yet to experience the world of Guild Wars.

[01:10:46] We're so excited to welcome all of you to join our Guild Wars community go to guildwars3.com

[01:10:53] to sign up for our newsletter right now. Thank you.

[01:11:03] Thanks Colin. Oh she's mad at me so probably over the galaxy with daring

[01:11:08] races, dangerous rivals, and some very familiar faces. Star Wars galactic

[01:11:14] Well, we don't need another Star Wars game.

[01:11:19] They need to make Battlefront good again, bro.

[01:11:33] The first Battlefront Star Wars game was actually voted

[01:11:44] Wait, it's a racing game on Star Wars

[01:11:57] Not a racist game, no, a racing

[01:12:03] I've seen you I cast aside

[01:12:13] You think the guy who sold Star Wars a Brexit?

[01:12:18] I saw a video of him like regretting starting a paper like years ago

[01:12:23] So is every trailer laggy, or is my internet like-

[01:12:34] I don't think those changed my settings, I've been lagging.

[01:12:50] Calactics Acer. I mean it doesn't look bad. Epic games. Wait.

[01:13:10] Stop spamming Fortnite too. That's not how it works.

[01:13:20] What is the obsession with aliens?

[01:13:29] You know, let me be positive.

[01:13:35] Underground.

[01:13:38] Aliens and monsters end at the abyss.

[01:13:43] Not bad, bro.

[01:13:45] we low key haven't gotten a game about space aliens or the water yeah well

[01:13:52] Raph 2!

[01:13:54] Sail God!

[01:14:02] Oh my god, this is a good game!

[01:14:04] Oh my god, this is a good game!

[01:14:10] Is it Raph 2?

[01:14:12] It looks like it no way no I don't think it is but it looks like a good game

[01:14:25] Okay, low key!

[01:14:42] Last Harbor?

[01:14:50] That was bad.

[01:14:51] A few years ago we announced Sega's plans to bring back many of its classic franchises including Jet Set Radio and Crazy Taxi

[01:15:00] Yeah, we need a game about zombies or aliens around Loki

[01:15:03] You got your first ever look at the surprising scale and scope of the next installment

[01:15:09] This is virtual fighter crossroads. Oh, it's hopefully it's about aliens or zombies or something

[01:15:21] EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[01:15:28] hold on now

[01:15:31] yo eluph fix this shiiiii

[01:15:35] why is he doing this?

[01:15:37] like I don't get it

[01:15:43] ever since Rose changed my setting I've been laughing a lot

[01:15:51] Okay, Stella, but you're hungry after this morning, huh?

[01:15:56] Yes, ma'am. Your sister's really taking this whole job thing seriously

[01:16:02] I know

[01:16:05] They really weren't kidding about this being a fighting town

[01:16:09] No fuck ups. Otherwise we wouldn't be living in a saffron

[01:16:19] Kill them all

[01:16:21] Oh, it's kind of like temple run nice

[01:16:35] Nice!

[01:16:49] So it's like a fighting game.

[01:16:54] They should be here.

[01:16:56] We're not here to shit just to get off.

[01:17:05] You're

[01:17:15] Shut up everybody everyone just smile. I'm gonna fix it

[01:17:19] You play the part of the fight

[01:17:24] You are lacking in gun for

[01:17:28] Over the

[01:17:30] That's a high ten!

[01:17:32] Who is high ten?

[01:17:34] What?

[01:17:36] Yeah, turn off the burn in six

[01:17:38] Huh?

[01:17:40] It's been 25 years since

[01:17:42] RuneScape was born and

[01:17:44] 20 years tomorrow

[01:17:46] it's been 25 years since

[01:17:48] RuneScape was born and

[01:17:50] it's been 25 years since

[01:17:52] RuneScape was born and

[01:17:54] it's been 25 years since

[01:17:56] RuneScape was born and

[01:17:58] was born and 20 years tomorrow that Duryal 321,

[01:18:02] ReapTabic, and Falador.

[01:18:04] Finally, this legendary universe is coming to console

[01:18:07] with RuneScape Dragon Wilds playable now

[01:18:09] on PC and Early Access.

[01:18:11] Here's a new look.

[01:18:13] All right, Chad, we should be good.

[01:18:15] Come on.

[01:18:15] We got your present, these one IPs.

[01:18:17] These are for you.

[01:18:19] All right, Chad, we're good.

[01:18:22] Few survive the land of dragons.

[01:18:25] But some seek more than seek.

[01:18:30] What is this?

[01:18:31] I didn't see it.

[01:18:32] I'll take me.

[01:18:33] What is this?

[01:18:34] This looks fun!

[01:18:35] Finally!

[01:18:36] A game!

[01:18:37] That looks fun!

[01:18:38] What is this?

[01:18:39] They adapt.

[01:18:40] They build.

[01:18:41] They strive wholly into the unknown.

[01:18:46] Claiming dominion.

[01:18:48] And fortune dead legend.

[01:18:53] What

[01:19:12] Runescape drag-gun Wilds

[01:19:23] I'm not gonna lie, GT86 can't become any faster, bro.

[01:19:35] Deadass.

[01:19:36] Digital X-Treme.

[01:19:37] In the ebbings.

[01:19:38] I don't give a fuck!

[01:19:39] I don't give a fuck!

[01:19:41] Show me a good game!

[01:19:46] Wait a minute.

[01:19:49] No!

[01:19:50] What the fuck was that?

[01:19:55] I don't give a fuck!

[01:20:00] I don't give a fuck!

[01:20:05] Wait a minute. No! What the fuck was that?

[01:20:09] Untainted Claire, three virtues known.

[01:20:14] Not all we cast for us, and do, and death.

[01:20:24] Alas, find me, form, or I'll find you.

[01:20:34] Soulframe.

[01:20:37] Oh

[01:20:43] Obsidian entertainment to brookalopar

[01:20:48] It's okay. They're not actually monsters. We're just

[01:20:54] Clever girl

[01:20:58] You're looking at a living fossil

[01:21:02] Hey guys, you're gonna want to see it

[01:21:04] Please tell me that was your stomach.

[01:21:09] Oh this looks kinda cool, low-gain.

[01:21:13] Low-gain, doesn't look that bad.

[01:21:18] What the hell did we get ourselves into?

[01:21:24] I mean it's cool.

[01:21:30] Rounded 2.

[01:21:32] No where's Panth vs. Zombies Garden, Warfare 3?

[01:21:34] Show me something exciting.

[01:21:48] Oi oi oi!

[01:21:56] Mafia.

[01:22:00] Not me, I can have all the luck in the world, but what matters is the choice you make when

[01:22:15] the cards are on the table.

[01:22:16] Except me, Mafia the Horde, I'll be honest with you that's a bad trailer, you paid so

[01:22:24] So much money to put out a trailer for the game awards and that's what you put out.

[01:22:31] Yes that was indeed a young Don Saliari from the original Mafia Man of Honor expands and

[01:22:37] zo's journey in Mafia the Old Country this August.

[01:22:40] Okay, can you imagine working on something for 16 years of your life?

[01:22:46] Back in 2010, the creator of Assassin's Creed set out on a journey to build his next time

[01:22:51] bending epic.

[01:22:52] Today, after many twists and turns, it is finally time for Patrice Desilet to invite you in to his new world.

[01:23:02] Dude, I'm not kidding. If I see one more game about alien space, Samurai's...

[01:23:08] Bro, I just want to see...

[01:23:09] I was born to be the Collector.

[01:23:13] To protect a world I cannot be a part of.

[01:23:18] Destined to be feared for what I am.

[01:23:22] It is my fate.

[01:23:27] Is Germany?

[01:23:32] I have devoted my life to facing them.

[01:23:38] Those granted the power to raise souls.

[01:23:42] Italy.

[01:23:44] Those corrupted by their gifts.

[01:23:48] Amsterdam

[01:24:02] Look at the moon

[01:24:06] Think they actually do some kind of rituals like this in the real world like there's no way they don't like

[01:24:18] first step my yeah bro you go I am ready this looks pretty cool never mind

[01:24:31] no it doesn't

[01:24:33] I'm actually scared right now.

[01:24:45] Thank you Jeff, thank you everyone.

[01:24:48] 1666 has been a monumental and emotional journey.

[01:24:53] David Lynch once said, the film is the talking.

[01:24:57] That's all I feel today about the game.

[01:25:00] Instead of explaining features, I'll simply say this, as of right now, the prologue is free to download on Steam and Epic Games Store.

[01:25:12] It's a 30-minute story experience and a mousse-bouche, if you will.

[01:25:16] But once you get on the game, it's a battle pass.

[01:25:18] So what's to come when the game launches on Early Access later this year? Join us for the journey.

[01:25:23] Merci and pas la scollis!

[01:25:30] I mean, it looks like a cool game from the trailer.

[01:25:33] Burger!

[01:25:34] Oh, burger!

[01:25:47] Whoa!

[01:25:50] I'm gonna play this off-screen.

[01:25:56] You know what's crazy? There's a world where I don't buy burger,

[01:25:58] And I'm still flipping patties at like McDonald's or something like that still to come

[01:26:03] We've got a lot of great announcements for you including

[01:26:13] That's Billy from saw

[01:26:18] Hey, I'll adjust you. Oh

[01:26:23] You want to play game. That's great. We're here at summer game fest. This is all about playing games. Perfect

[01:26:28] Just kick this little shit.

[01:26:32] You heard the poppet.

[01:26:33] Roll the tape.

[01:26:39] I'm not the same height as the doll, bro.

[01:26:45] A hundred years and that's it.

[01:26:50] Since the genesis of your legacy, they call you a monster.

[01:26:58] When I call you a prophet

[01:27:02] Can you is our only true path to redemption

[01:27:08] It's just a way the lives of the people tell themselves

[01:27:13] Only then do they get to see

[01:27:18] What really makes

[01:27:20] The sacrifice must always

[01:27:30] Guys, I'm not alive, I'm getting too scared, can I trip off or no?

[01:27:36] Never die

[01:27:50] What the fuck?

[01:28:03] Your book, Bound in Blood, inspires those who are afraid.

[01:28:11] No don't fuck him.

[01:28:12] No don't fuck it.

[01:28:13] No don't fuck it.

[01:28:14] Fuck it!

[01:28:17] The spiral... bleeds... ever deeper.

[01:28:22] That was a good game. No troll, that doesn't look that bad.

[01:28:24] That doesn't look that bad. I'm about to leave you to hate.

[01:28:26] That doesn't look that bad.

[01:28:30] Approach us.

[01:28:31] Humanity's fate will be determined by one final...

[01:28:48] SAFE!

[01:28:49] We are ready to bleed, Barra.

[01:28:56] Are you?

[01:29:01] Wait, what is this?

[01:29:06] This looks good, this looks good.

[01:29:12] Life or death?

[01:29:17] Wait!

[01:29:22] of the Fallen 2, wishlist to live off.

[01:29:25] The Lords of the Fallen 2, that doesn't look that bad.

[01:29:27] It doesn't look that bad.

[01:29:30] That's right, Lords of the Fallen 2 is also coming to see you.

[01:29:33] Wait, when are they supposed to announce the new Elden Ring?

[01:29:35] Isn't there one in the works?

[01:29:36] Next up is a brand new game from Bitreactor,

[01:29:38] a studio formed by some of the most experienced developers in the tactic genre.

[01:29:43] This is Star Wars Zero.

[01:29:44] Not actually Elden Ring, but like, it's a game from the same company.

[01:29:48] Intelligence was just briefed of seven-

[01:29:50] Oh my God.

[01:29:51] Warfucking stars and spades

[01:29:57] This is battle time. At least may give you battle time

[01:30:08] What do you got from it?

[01:30:09] We're silly us

[01:30:11] Coil has been spotted meeting with local gangsters

[01:30:15] Find out what they're up to

[01:30:17] I've been tracking traveling for months. She's at the center of it all.

[01:30:21] Alright, let's get a team together.

[01:30:23] Wait, where are these players going to get new shoes at?

[01:30:37] Guys, you're on gas.

[01:30:39] Wait, am I seeing this right now?

[01:30:58] Is this a strategy game?

[01:31:04] Now say available to the App Store Star Wars Zero Company

[01:31:19] A little surprise at the end there, alright?

[01:31:23] Dark Fantasy has always been about one thing, the monster within and today one of Europe's

[01:31:29] most ambitious studios is ready to take you into a brutal new world.

[01:31:33] Let's hear it.

[01:31:33] Where vampires have emerged.

[01:31:35] Oh my god, vampires! I'm scared!

[01:31:39] Come in.

[01:31:45] Okay, I almost screamed for a clip, but then everyone wanted to call me racist.

[01:31:52] Oh, shit!

[01:31:53] The box.

[01:31:55] Please.

[01:31:55] Oh shit, what is that blood?

[01:32:05] Eww, wow.

[01:32:15] Dude, maybe don't stand there and run?

[01:32:24] Why?

[01:32:27] You certainly have reasons to hate me.

[01:32:36] My son, you ruined my life.

[01:32:41] We crave safe food.

[01:32:46] So a video game about who? Sucking off people.

[01:32:49] My evil! They adore me!

[01:32:51] They're appalling Brentis' hands, nothing more.

[01:32:54] This won't end well for you.

[01:32:58] I've done the unthinkable for my own sake.

[01:33:00] Perfect for Scorpion Jill.

[01:33:02] How many in a set?

[01:33:27] The blood of Darren Watkins and everything right here?

[01:33:38] Hello everyone, my name is Konrad Tomaszkiewicz and I am the game director of The Blood of

[01:33:47] Dawnwalker.

[01:33:48] What you just saw was an invitation to join us on an adventure.

[01:33:52] We're going to fight tomorrow, so take it to our chamber.

[01:33:54] To us and the cultures, in our story-driven open-world dark fantasy saga.

[01:33:58] The first part, a CGI, shows where our saga leads to.

[01:34:02] A present-day adventure.

[01:34:04] The gameplay segment that followed is from our current game, and it's an origin story of Coen.

[01:34:10] I hope you will have as much fun playing our game as we had made in the past.

[01:34:14] Who's playing that off-stream? It's up on me.

[01:34:16] Thank you and have a great rest of the show.

[01:34:18] Thank you, bro.

[01:34:22] Thanks Conrad, next the creators of Among Us have been hard at work on a new project!

[01:34:35] And today we're revealing it for the first time.

[01:34:38] Please don't be bad!

[01:34:52] This is kind of sus.

[01:35:22] from the Among Us TV series please welcome a Vendicle Brown and Liv Husson

[01:35:40] I know Sakuno's mouth is watered right now

[01:35:43] I was kidding

[01:35:45] Hello Summer Gaifes

[01:35:49] Hey, we are so excited about the future of Among Us as crewmembers ourselves, our task

[01:35:56] is sharing even more good news about the animated series.

[01:36:00] Um, Yvette?

[01:36:02] Uh-huh.

[01:36:03] Yvette?

[01:36:04] Look, I know fans have been dying for updates, but there's a dead body right there.

[01:36:10] And the imposter could be any one of us.

[01:36:15] I think this calls for an emergency meeting.

[01:36:18] No, you'd rather call a meeting than complete our task.

[01:36:22] That's suspicious.

[01:36:25] I'll have to report this to Mirror HQ.

[01:36:28] I mean, I don't think there's any need.

[01:36:30] Take it up with admin.

[01:36:32] And now, the moment you've all been waiting for.

[01:36:35] Get hyped for chaos, betrayal, and more in the Among Us

[01:36:40] series, enjoy.

[01:36:42] So they made Among Us into a story game and a TV series, got it.

[01:36:59] Yo, they're about like 6 years later, I'm not gonna lie, they had their chance.

[01:37:11] Smelted Delta. If only there was someone who could take charge.

[01:37:16] Wow, that was a lot of screaming.

[01:37:24] Not watching this, to be honest. I'm watching this.

[01:37:32] Oh, this sounds like AIL.

[01:37:34] Oh my god! Oh, I'm gonna watch that Paramount! How's that go?

[01:37:45] Would you believe me if I said some of our biggest surprises at SGFR are still to come?

[01:37:53] Stay tuned and it turns out there's more coming from one of this year's best reviewed games

[01:37:57] 007 first light here's a first tease of a new story mission coming later this

[01:38:03] year we've received an urgent call from a left James King bathroom requests MI

[01:38:10] sixes help with the matter most sense to ask for you personally our alliance

[01:38:15] with brother as fragile at best but if he has what he claims to have well M

[01:38:20] figures the reward as well worth the risk go back to a left and find out what

[01:38:26] This is all about.

[01:38:30] Best of luck. 007.

[01:38:42] I'm hyper-punitive.

[01:38:45] Can't wait to be a Switch gamer, will I?

[01:38:51] I love using my Switch to play all my tests.

[01:38:56] The time is finally here I know it's difficult all these years

[01:39:15] Are they going to announce any type of soul game this year or not?

[01:39:20] Like, how old should a soul game be?

[01:39:33] Every couple years?

[01:39:34] Do you think they'll ever make a Dark Souls 4, or do you think they made an outing ring to the thing?

[01:39:45] Hey, what game is this, I don't think you want to play this.

[01:40:11] It's pretty good for on each other.

[01:40:41] This looks like a game people who play local warcraft will play but what is this?

[01:41:01] Ion.

[01:41:02] I don't know shit.

[01:41:04] Oh my god I'm like.

[01:41:06] I'm so sorry to disturb them some ending.

[01:41:08] To do that, I need a complete picture.

[01:41:13] Maybe this is all a brain dance, a simulation?

[01:41:16] Time to knock the rest off!

[01:41:18] Maybe the two of you really are from outer universe.

[01:41:36] What is this?

[01:41:40] Dude, guys, I hate being called like an Ater in this chat,

[01:41:43] because it still hurts to express myself as kind of what I've been quiet for.

[01:41:47] But like, you could- I don't know, but like, I'm just not excited for any of these games, really.

[01:41:52] There's only like a couple so far.

[01:41:55] You're closed-minded? I mean, I'm really trying to be open-minded, bro.

[01:41:58] That's why I've been playing more games this year, like Red Dead for Demp-

[01:42:01] Oh my god! Oh my god, solo leveling!

[01:42:06] Is that solo leveling?

[01:42:08] That was a look at what's ahead for

[01:42:10] Wuthering Waves and its collab with

[01:42:12] Cyberpunk Edge Runners on June 8th.

[01:42:14] If you want to track all the games

[01:42:16] shown today, head to player.gg

[01:42:18] and go with SGF to see the full lineup

[01:42:20] and wishlist your favorites across all platforms.

[01:42:22] Right now, it's time for news

[01:42:24] on a massive expansion

[01:42:26] coming to a franchise

[01:42:28] that has been on this stage before.

[01:42:30] What is it? What is it?

[01:42:32] What is it?

[01:42:34] CAAAAP GOD WAIT!

[01:42:36] We learn it!

[01:42:54] Bro, I don't know why it's lagging, but what is this chat saying? What is this D3? What is this?

[01:42:58] What is this?

[01:42:59] Is this a chemo?

[01:43:00] Who's channel is this from?

[01:43:28] It's the quality? I got you, bro. Let me just work on my T-Mobile!

[01:43:32] FUCKING HEAR THIS! IN A FIVE MILLION DOLLAR HOUSE!

[01:43:36] 20 billion, whatever!

[01:43:37] The environment with just their presence. A new and natural disaster.

[01:43:42] Too powerful to tame. Too difficult to reproduce.

[01:43:46] It sounds like a nightmare.

[01:43:48] Ah, bro. Outlaw, you're the one, bro. Outlaw, you're the fucking one.

[01:43:52] Like, what is this, bro?

[01:43:54] Like if I click on someone else's stream, it's perfect!

[01:44:01] I will fuck you!

[01:44:20] Close the chat?

[01:44:21] How do you close the chat?

[01:44:22] Oh shit!

[01:44:23] Wait, thank you chat. What the fuck you know it's all for nothing. Oh brother still you press on

[01:44:34] Shay hi or a goon

[01:44:53] time! Obsession! Step into the dream!

[01:45:07] Cowling's tail, soul-raising swarm!

[01:45:15] Skies from it! Cowards from it! The Vistals!

[01:45:23] Thanks god bro, I don't listen to this chat, I open up the YouTube chat of this shit and

[01:45:33] it's just slob.

[01:45:34] Everyone is saying the same shit.

[01:45:36] So I'm not a hater bro, I'm glad I'm not a fucking hater.

[01:45:40] Cuz EVERYONE AGREES WITH ME!

[01:45:58] You know what?

[01:45:59] For June guys, I'm doing a challenge.

[01:46:01] I'm gonna try to be as positive as I can.

[01:46:04] Yo, low-key, this kind of reminds me of a whole Souls game, but, like, reimagined.

[01:46:09] It kind of looks better I like the graphics. I like the animation. Let me turn the quality of those

[01:46:15] I didn't do shit actually. Let me just pull it up on YouTube. Maybe YouTube will be better quality. Oh shit

[01:46:20] See this looks good bro. Now it looks good

[01:46:25] Yeah, but this guy this guy's like a lopie bro. He's using a summoner. That's bullshit

[01:46:30] You're not supposed to do that, but that is plus respect right? That's a heart with a bandage out of me

[01:46:37] Whoa animation

[01:46:39] Phase 2 aware.

[01:46:46] So we want you to go whole boss fight.

[01:46:57] I'm confused.

[01:46:58] This is what I meant.

[01:47:03] Wait, they heard my shriek, what the fuck?

[01:47:09] Sword of Legends.

[01:47:14] Why did Pepsi just send me a fucking picture of the funeral casket of Todd, bruh?

[01:47:23] That was a new look at gameplay from Sword of Legend, a fantasy action RPG.

[01:47:29] you saw a boss fight against Kong Kong Zee with each move

[01:47:32] Oh that's who he was fighting, Kong Kong Zee!

[01:47:35] Now, how about a little toy car magic? Get ready for lots of loop-to-loops and massive

[01:47:41] jumps with the announcement of the biggest Hot Wheels racing game yet.

[01:47:46] I'm so excited! I gotta ask him to train myself!

[01:47:59] I think that's an NSF7 series V2.

[01:48:09] Oh wow, that's a Senna, McLaren Senna 7.6.5 out there.

[01:48:26] Oh that's a toy for that I gotta kill myself oh for Laurie SF90

[01:49:08] AHHHHHH!!!

[01:49:10] AHHHHHH!

[01:49:12] Like it's not even really reactable, it's like

[01:49:14] Hey bro I'm a grown ass man it's fucking hot wheels man like

[01:49:20] Sonic!

[01:49:22] Wait!

[01:49:37] Okay

[01:49:38] I'm not even kidding, this actually looks cool but

[01:49:41] MITER!

[01:49:42] SPIDESBOTS!

[01:49:43] WAIT!

[01:49:44] What is that?

[01:49:45] What is that?

[01:49:46] What is this?

[01:49:50] What is that?

[01:49:53] I just saw Minecraft and Spiderman in the same sense.

[01:49:56] That's like my fucking-

[01:49:57] That's like a drunk to me.

[01:49:59] SONIC?

[01:50:00] Oh

[01:50:07] That's quite soft. He's no part Sonic

[01:50:18] Wait, that actually looks kind of good

[01:50:22] That's not that bad

[01:50:24] Happy anniversary Sonic and happy birthday Sega. All right now

[01:50:28] Happy birthday of a project that depicts the entire story of a famous anime from beginning to end.

[01:50:35] Dedicate your heart to this.

[01:50:38] Demon Slayer attack on Titan, it's gonna be one of the other.

[01:50:41] Or it's gonna be...

[01:50:45] Yep, attack on Titan. Motherfucker.

[01:50:48] I stopped watching attack on Titan when Eren Yeager dies.

[01:50:58] My attack, there's no point of watching when the main character dies.

[01:51:01] You will die. You will die.

[01:51:05] You will die.

[01:51:12] You are still fighting.

[01:51:19] I mean, it's kind of like...

[01:51:24] It doesn't look that bad, but the graphics kind of look really different for like a game in 2026.

[01:51:31] Why does someone with shape B never have chosen?

[01:51:38] It's like, bro, watch who you resolve with.

[01:51:41] You don't tell another man to do that.

[01:51:46] It doesn't look that bad, bro.

[01:51:52] But the graphics kind of seem like they're older.

[01:51:54] Is that the style they're going for, probably or not?

[01:52:00] That's one fight and three.

[01:52:14] From many of the creative leaders behind Forza Horizon comes a new cinematic open-world driving

[01:52:20] experience set in Monaco and the French Riviera where the worlds of pro and underground street

[01:52:27] racing collide.

[01:52:28] This is clutch from Maverick Games.

[01:52:30] Wait.

[01:52:31] Maverick Games presents footage captured in engine.

[01:52:37] Oh my god, I know every car.

[01:52:38] This is perfect.

[01:52:39] I've watched videos of Monaco cars.

[01:52:41] Drop a meme if you don't talk about...

[01:52:44] Oh my god, Porsche.

[01:52:47] Porsche, oh, it's actually pronounced, but it's okay.

[01:52:51] We have two drivers dead.

[01:52:53] What?

[01:52:54] Three more in intensive care.

[01:52:58] I'm done.

[01:53:02] My friend said you can help me.

[01:53:05] Some people are meant to be outlawless, Theo.

[01:53:08] Owl!

[01:53:09] Think about it.

[01:53:23] GTR!

[01:53:24] I didn't do that for you to get out of trouble. Now I'm in deep with it when I start.

[01:53:27] Aston Martin!

[01:53:36] I can't be taking this cut this. I'm a lead driver in the all-one game.

[01:53:42] I've tried to help you.

[01:53:46] I'm not going to jail for you.

[01:53:52] Aston Martin Valhalla! David Doverklar!

[01:53:57] Never danger sense clutch doesn't look that bad, but I couldn't really see much from the trailer low-key

[01:54:06] The dead won't rise wait

[01:54:11] Their sons will

[01:54:17] Not fear all respect what medieval game you haven't seen out yet

[01:54:27] One.

[01:54:33] Every thousand. Oh my god. This is a classic game.

[01:54:38] Oh my god, I used to see YouTubers do like one hero run versus ten thousand medieval horses.

[01:54:57] You know what game I actually play growing up on fire?

[01:55:01] Does anyone know what, uh, Symbolization, something like, uh,

[01:55:05] Sib 5? I don't know what that is.

[01:55:09] I gave it a nice three-finger.

[01:55:13] Four-four. Which one was the good one? One of them was really good.

[01:55:17] Five.

[01:55:21] Five.

[01:55:25] We are buying this!

[01:55:33] Only sunset.

[01:55:47] We have lots more Summer Game first ahead and trust me, trust me, you definitely will

[01:55:52] want to stick around.

[01:55:53] Oh no.

[01:55:54] He is in unit at Sea of Remnants from NetEase.

[01:55:57] No, where's YouTube?

[01:56:24] Are y'all adding to see her play list?

[01:56:30] You're not getting again. Fuck you.

[01:56:46] You did not say save a lot. This chat is rotten, bro.

[01:56:54] He's just dead!

[01:56:56] Say, say, Malaheem!

[01:57:08] I just have watermelon.

[01:57:24] I'm not gonna lie, bro, I'll set a reminder for when that game comes out like a BLOCK

[01:57:33] IT!

[01:57:34] LIKE WHAT ARE THESE GAMES?

[01:57:38] It's like bro, like-

[01:57:39] Is it me or is there something off with this one?

[01:57:42] Yeah, he seems... different.

[01:57:44] Has he always had that mustache?

[01:57:46] He doesn't have a mustache.

[01:57:48] Oh yeah.

[01:57:49] Hey, buddy, what's your deal?

[01:57:51] Howdy.

[01:57:52] Thanks for you.

[01:57:53] what's all this mess about me being different look at that he sounds different

[01:57:57] to everyone in Tokyo talks like this

[01:58:02] It's called a knock-off.

[01:58:04] We're a torn nation!

[01:58:07] What?

[01:58:08] You're gonna get us!

[01:58:10] Get out of here!

[01:58:11] Don't you!

[01:58:14] Oh my god, so the joke goes like,

[01:58:16] I get it, I get it.

[01:58:18] The joke is, I do get it.

[01:58:20] But he said, how do you do that?

[01:58:22] Real deals on select titles.

[01:58:24] I get it.

[01:58:25] You knock-offs.

[01:58:26] I get it.

[01:58:27] I got it.

[01:58:28] I can't do it if you're watching.

[01:58:30] Ladies and gentlemen, representing the elite ranks of the Ark Society.

[01:58:37] Holy shit.

[01:58:38] Hooray!

[01:58:42] Yellow bank.

[01:58:44] I hear it shared up with the pros.

[01:58:46] Hey.

[01:58:47] Is your...

[01:58:48] ...lightry here?

[01:58:49] I'm not going to show you this.

[01:58:56] That is the light reaction, sir.

[01:59:00] That is not wish-killing for oh god, that's not wish-killing for

[01:59:30] What's power or what fun?

[01:59:37] I've never played it.

[01:59:46] That's literally, that's Lucario.

[01:59:47] Is that not Lucario from Pokemon?

[01:59:48] I'll have a flurry of a Pokemon remind me again.

[02:00:01] Recoring whatever his name is.

[02:00:10] Stop calling me a WARF!

[02:00:13] Like, not everything I do is a WARF, man!

[02:00:15] Like I just forget names!

[02:00:29] Oh wow, lawsuit worlds 1.0.

[02:00:31] 1-0.

[02:00:44] Let me add that to my playlist.

[02:00:49] There you have it, Pow World 1.0 is coming out on July 10th.

[02:00:53] Wow.

[02:00:54] Now at the start of the show, I mentioned we'll have lots of new worlds to explore today and the return of some long...

[02:01:00] Well, this next game falls into that last category.

[02:01:08] It's been a long, long, long, eight years.

[02:01:15] Homicide. Six total so far. Each case, husband and wife found.

[02:01:23] Shredded.

[02:01:26] Let it.

[02:01:28] People are dying.

[02:01:30] What is it? Tell me.

[02:01:31] Some monster is out there.

[02:01:33] Oh my god!

[02:01:36] I don't know what it is!

[02:01:40] You're the guy to call.

[02:01:43] Big me, Sheriff.

[02:01:44] I'll have your job within those are you living under a rock you're a raging dumpster fire of a person

[02:01:51] Here there is an appear she's a detective

[02:01:56] What amongst us I knew it

[02:02:08] Ready to get to work

[02:02:12] Wow

[02:02:14] Now now now say it again where it says been a long time and say it's been 13

[02:02:23] years and then say GTA 6 please

[02:02:28] I don't look human he's lips are sealed but I'm not helpless see around I was

[02:02:35] I was wondering when you turn up.

[02:02:40] Why is he cross-eyed for me?

[02:02:42] Oh, never mind.

[02:02:51] Remastered! Wow!

[02:02:53] It's anyone who wants to replay it. Remastered.

[02:02:56] Not bad, not bad at all.

[02:02:59] That's right, Bigby is finally back!

[02:03:02] And as we wait for his new adventure in 2027,

[02:03:07] check out the wolf among us remastered this holiday.

[02:03:11] Now this next game comes from an acclaimed studio

[02:03:14] that is deep into development on its next project.

[02:03:16] Oh, no, not a new studio.

[02:03:18] The next sector is now arriving.

[02:03:20] It is waiting for everyone to exit the 4-4.

[02:03:48] I

[02:03:52] Sex music I'm trying to get

[02:03:54] I

[02:04:15] Was dancing to the sex music stop being weird stop being weird on God stop being weird

[02:04:21] Like one God stop being weird else like this y'all shit. Okay, oh my God

[02:04:27] Okay, we're gonna add anyone Jason the weed said whoo shit. So maybe let's lock in

[02:04:32] Yeah

[02:04:47] What is this trailer wrote POV bro like like I don't got a joke anymore. I want to cry man show me

[02:05:02] Harkin! The false reign shall cease!

[02:05:08] In the name of the Father!

[02:05:32] Yeah, I need to play this game, now I need to play this game, this game looks fun, the

[02:05:57] Bop, Bop, Bop, Bop, Bop

[02:06:14] They just showed me a 16 year old ass

[02:06:27] Is this a child or is this a grown-up?

[02:06:40] Stellar Blade Blood Run

[02:06:45] Someone is screaming in the ground, I told you

[02:06:47] That was a good one!

[02:06:48] Shift Up is returning to the world of Stellar Blade

[02:06:51] with an all new sequel developed entirely by the original team that's here today

[02:06:55] set in the same universe as Stellar Blade,

[02:06:58] this next chapter continues the story

[02:07:01] beyond the events of the first game,

[02:07:02] introducing a new protagonist who you saw there, Evie.

[02:07:06] It's early in development and we'll have more to share.

[02:07:07] Evie was the only Pokemon that I thought

[02:07:09] was sexy growing up.

[02:07:10] All right, we're almost done, but not quite.

[02:07:14] It's been almost exactly three years

[02:07:16] since Street Fighter 6 was released in June 2023.

[02:07:20] What's the next?

[02:07:21] Oh, it's June 2023.

[02:07:22] Street Fighter 6, you're 4.

[02:07:33] Street Fighter 6 is alright at your age.

[02:07:35] Street Fighter 6 will be a good game, but I'll be honest with you,

[02:07:37] Mortal Kombat was low-key more fun for me growing up.

[02:07:52] Yeah, Mortal Kombat had titties that jiggled, bro.

[02:07:55] What was that?

[02:07:56] What was that one character, Mortal Kombat, that Oren Goddard?

[02:07:59] Oh my god.

[02:08:04] Katana!

[02:08:06] Fascinating!

[02:08:09] Holy shit.

[02:08:13] You're all adding both of them.

[02:08:16] Hold on now.

[02:08:22] Street Fighter 6.

[02:08:29] Who is screaming that scene for the same?

[02:08:31] That guy is like...

[02:08:33] Please welcome to the STF stage, Nakayama-san, director of Street Fighter 6, and Hamaguchi-san,

[02:08:40] director of Square Enix.

[02:08:43] Very nice.

[02:08:47] Thanks to all of you, Street Fighter 6 has reached its third anniversary.

[02:09:00] And today, we are announcing this special collaboration with Final Fantasy.

[02:09:05] Tifa is a character loved by the players all around the world, that's exactly why our goal was this, to bring to life a Tifa who truly fights within the world of Street Fighter 6.

[02:09:30] We've come to form a team of streetfighters who are great in costumes and movements.

[02:09:35] We're also working on a new battle system, not just the materials.

[02:09:51] We haven't shown you yet, but we're also going to show you the symbolic elements of I-NEL FANTASY.

[02:10:00] An iconic Final Fantasy element to the battle experience.

[02:10:04] Brother, are you serious?

[02:10:07] Oh my god, bro, like...

[02:10:10] No, we were right there! Just show us!

[02:10:13] We hope you all look forward to what's coming next.

[02:10:16] Arigato!

[02:10:21] Now, how do you say...

[02:10:23] Thank you, Hamaguchi-san and Nakayama-san for coming all the way from Japan.

[02:10:28] for that special moment on stage.

[02:10:29] Then we'll see you guys again later this year.

[02:10:31] All right, well, now it is time for our final announcement.

[02:10:37] Wait, wait, wait, wait.

[02:10:38] I know.

[02:10:38] Final announcement.

[02:10:39] What's it going to be, guys?

[02:10:42] Any guesses?

[02:10:43] Now, frankly, I don't know what I could

[02:10:45] say to set this moment up besides this.

[02:10:49] Yeah, I got two for the final battle

[02:10:58] Long ago a shadow fell upon our planet

[02:11:04] Guided by calamity one man socked a minion through reunion

[02:11:09] By his will a star

[02:11:15] Called forth to bring

[02:11:19] but our planet answered awakening mighty weapons to stand against this

[02:11:28] let's just get this straight now hope endures in those this looks like a game

[02:11:34] I would actually play for two hours for two trains I'm story short worlds in

[02:11:39] trouble has been for a while so what are we waiting for let's give Sephiroth the

[02:11:45] Don't tell me that's the last one. They're clickbaiting. I'm holding, but there's something at the end

[02:12:00] There's something coming

[02:12:15] I don't believe it, but something's gonna happen.

[02:12:26] Wait, Day 2 is tomorrow?

[02:12:28] It's out of time.

[02:12:36] No, is it?

[02:12:40] No, there has to be a game by getting announced at night.

[02:12:45] Wait, it's tonight?

[02:12:47] I don't care about panel fans!

[02:12:50] Never remain at this bar without you guys.

[02:12:53] And I won't let you down.

[02:12:56] I promise.

[02:13:03] That is not so fucking nice.

[02:13:05] There you have it, I know he's not done yet.

[02:13:08] Please join me in welcoming back to Summer Game Fest

[02:13:11] and welcoming back to Summer Game Fest, the director of Final Fantasy VII, Revelation,

[02:13:16] Naoki, Amaguchi-san!

[02:13:21] Amaguchi-san meet Rani-san!

[02:13:29] I'm back!

[02:13:34] Finally, the Final Fantasy VII Liberation will be released at the same time.

[02:13:39] You took the words out right?

[02:13:40] I'm truly delighted to unveil Final Fantasy 7 Revelation, which is launching simultaneously

[02:13:55] on all platforms.

[02:14:01] And we've only been able to come this far thanks to every single one of you.

[02:14:06] Thanks to you guys buying the game.

[02:14:07] We got another one.

[02:14:08] So thank you guys.

[02:14:18] The central theme of this title is Resolve.

[02:14:21] Cloud and his companions each confront their own destinies

[02:14:25] and find the resolve to march toward the final battle.

[02:14:35] Yes, yes.

[02:14:36] I, too, have carried a promise in my heart throughout this journey, the resolve to see

[02:14:42] the series through to its very end.

[02:14:45] All right, so we're committed to delivering this experience in its ultimate form.

[02:14:54] Let's hear the chat saying, please stay with us and witness what lies beyond that resolve.

[02:14:59] How do we see their chat?

[02:15:01] To help guide us.

[02:15:03] Let's hear their chat saying, tomatoes.

[02:15:05] Show me a little bit of lag, hold on, let it catch up, wait for it, wait for it, wait for it, wait for it, wait for the YouTube chat to catch up, it's glitched, there it is.

[02:15:14] Vincent Valentin, Marc Marzara!

[02:15:16] Seriously, LL stream, skit.

[02:15:25] Tomatoes!

[02:15:28] Finally the end.

[02:15:29] Thank you very much son. It's truly a privilege to be here with you today if you know me

[02:15:37] There's honestly so much to see in Revelation. I think we just kind of need so no

[02:15:43] We don't need to say no, we don't need to that it is that actually

[02:15:46] Take me to a mat. I don't mind if I do

[02:15:49] Guys stop treating my chat like theirs, bro. Oh

[02:15:52] That night with our heroes the meteor looms in the skies above a constant reminder of your mission

[02:15:59] And the grave threats you'll confront as you embark upon your journey and face the epic conclusion of the remake series

[02:16:08] Abort the high wind your very own airship

[02:16:12] You'll take to the skies

[02:16:14] Two hell with such disgusting games

[02:16:16] The year is twenty six big companies that pursue the money have degraded or stopped producing high quality games

[02:16:21] The warrior nation of which is just racking in money

[02:16:25] Set sail

[02:16:26] But how can you be expected to protect the whole world at once?

[02:16:29] You need to cover ground fast.

[02:16:31] I'm not jumping!

[02:16:33] No way, no how!

[02:16:35] Don't worry.

[02:16:36] This pair shoots your top of the line.

[02:16:38] Pull the cord and pop!

[02:16:39] You'll be floating through the air like a feather.

[02:16:44] At any moment in the open world...

[02:16:45] Oh, this is top-down. Let's do a lifetrend today.

[02:16:48] I just thought someone said...

[02:16:50] That's the day it isn't around.

[02:16:53] ...the sun seamlessly from the sky above to the ground below.

[02:16:56] Where will the winds guide you first?

[02:16:59] That freedom is in your hands.

[02:17:01] Oh, this is way past that.

[02:17:02] Come out of your destination to defeat your enemy.

[02:17:04] You'll need a fighting chance.

[02:17:06] And that starts with your trusted allies.

[02:17:09] At long last, with the world teetering on a blade's edge,

[02:17:12] everyone assembles a clock sign,

[02:17:14] forming an epic ensemble of heroes.

[02:17:17] Each with their own story that brings you closer together than ever.

[02:17:21] But a good unit needs more than friendship to save the day.

[02:17:25] It's a disciplined combat regimen.

[02:17:27] I'm not gonna lie.

[02:17:28] I'm not gonna lie.

[02:17:29] Is there any more like announcement type of things

[02:17:31] or now coming up or what?

[02:17:33] Putting even more power in your hands.

[02:17:36] Influid real time action.

[02:17:38] Seamlessly switch.

[02:17:39] So there's nothing else.

[02:17:40] Even the odds.

[02:17:42] Then, the fight calls for strategy.

[02:17:44] Enter tactical mode.

[02:17:45] Is there anything tomorrow or the next day or the next day?

[02:17:48] Activate devastating.

[02:17:49] JC killed Margaret, semi-clip.

[02:17:51] And of course, call on mighty some identities.

[02:17:54] What drops on Xbox though that like I need to care about?

[02:18:00] Is that GTA or is that PS5?

[02:18:01] That's exclusive.

[02:18:04] Yo.

[02:18:08] Okay, is that it?

[02:18:09] Who are they gonna raid?

[02:18:17] Seminingi Frid never gets old.

[02:18:19] Who are they gonna raid?

[02:18:20] There are truly some chill inducing fights

[02:18:22] ahead in Revelation.

[02:18:23] I'm so excited to see all of your reactions.

[02:18:27] It's gonna be amazing.

[02:18:28] Dude, I'm actually so hyped to do this

[02:18:30] that I'm gonna try to stop co-streaming inside Earth.

[02:18:34] Might be a little biased, but...

[02:18:37] Wait, wait a minute, when?

[02:18:39] Let's have a look at our newest co-streaming.

[02:18:41] Is that worth watching?

[02:18:42] Why are people saying that?

[02:18:44] Bro, we don't give a fuck about biomancy!

[02:18:47] Wait, it's in five minutes? Should I check by it or no?

[02:18:54] Is it worth place?

[02:18:59] Check the newest donation. Game rule, I summon you.

[02:19:11] Long come tell of me. Here's the demo of my new game.

[02:19:15] I'm not clicking that, bro. Why click this or no?

[02:19:38] He says, here's a demo of the new game I want to share with everyone.

[02:19:41] Close the distance for power or no or engage in sweeping area of effect attacks to bring a whole host of enemies to heal

[02:19:48] But to fully control the battlefield skill with a way I had to this for now

[02:19:52] The further augment your combat capabilities try this on for sadness

[02:19:57] Function integrated tactical suit wear or the fit system for short allows you to further customize your playstyle with you

[02:20:04] Oh, look at this. I'm not even kidding

[02:20:06] Do I try to stream on YouTube one of these days?

[02:20:08] Does this seem to be the tax life?

[02:20:10] Like, what is this?

[02:20:15] Oh, this shit is actually fucking...

[02:20:29] Let me see what the Fortnite event is. Hold on.

[02:20:31] before it's too late as the world is 20 years on you and your friends I have

[02:20:36] enough time to load this up right now we come to the thrilling oh my god the

[02:20:40] one about that I'm not I'm not playing that your mission is clear take up your

[02:20:45] buster sword equip your materia and stand together one last time okay so is

[02:20:53] Is that actually internet?

[02:20:54] Like Scut.

[02:20:55] I'm confused, I'm confused, someone tell me so I'm not like stupid.

[02:21:04] Is Final Fantasy this like exciting of a game that it has the longest trailer?

[02:21:08] Because everyone is just putting tomatoes.

[02:21:10] So I'm a little fucking confused.

[02:21:13] Nen Yahu is recruiting new soldiers.

[02:21:16] Adam on Discord.

[02:21:17] Okay, yeah.

[02:21:18] This is just the, this chat is just like.

[02:21:22] look at Final Fantasy VII Revelation. I think I speak for all of us when I say we cannot

[02:21:28] wait to play it. But, Mad, I think we ended the video too early. I hate to leave a story

[02:21:38] unfinished. Is that right? Well then, you better take a look.

[02:21:52] Yeah, bro, I'm not gonna lie man, I just do not fucking care, bro.

[02:22:02] Man, I changed my game, please, to just chatting.

[02:22:05] That might have been the most, like, you know, next time I ever, like, react to, like, a

[02:22:10] game awards, I'm gonna make sure it's not the summer fest.

[02:22:14] Wait, I already saw Jinx and he beat the tree sander, go, what?

[02:22:20] Did he beat Margaret or Marjorit? Marjorit? Margarit? Marflet?

[02:22:28] Wait, he did?

[02:22:29] Wait, why is he low-key going...

[02:22:31] Why is he beating this game faster than me?

[02:22:36] Stop saying, oh god, GTA? Wait. Wait.

[02:22:39] Is there?

[02:22:47] It's like like what?

[02:22:50] Planet Earth

[02:22:51] Would y'all like think remember so I oh I just missed it. Oh, I just missed it coming to all

[02:23:00] Oh, I just missed it say you swear bro. It's really a celebration of games across all platforms

[02:23:05] Wow!

[02:23:06] Thank you to Hamabuchi-san, Kiru-san, and the team at Square for that very special announcement.

[02:23:11] And thanks to Lucy for a great job, Kousi. Did she do great?

[02:23:14] Alright, that's it.

[02:23:15] Thank you, Chef. What an amazing way to end the show, but that's not all.

[02:23:23] Wait!

[02:23:24] Coming up right now is Day of the Devs with a look at many new independent game titles, including multiple new game announcements.

[02:23:30] That's right. Tons of awesome indie games, so make sure to stay tuned.

[02:23:33] Indie games, Indie games, got it.

[02:23:42] Yeah, I'm gonna make sure to never ever

[02:23:45] watch that shit ever again.

[02:23:47] So basically we got no GTA,

[02:23:51] we got no new Elden Ring type of game,

[02:23:54] we got no Minecraft 2, and we got no Fortnite 2,

[02:23:56] but we got Tarayami tweeting a happy birthday

[02:23:59] half phase adapt.

[02:24:00] Why does he still phase in this thing?

[02:24:02] Wow, this is fucking so cute.

[02:24:06] Oh my God, this is adorable.

[02:24:09] And then I got my whole chat spamming Fortnite event.

[02:24:12] Do you actually want me to sit here

[02:24:14] and go look at the Fortnite event?

[02:24:15] Sure, bro, let's check it out.

[02:24:20] Two minutes chat, two minutes until it sucks, two?

[02:24:23] Yeah, I can't, you know, I'm not gonna lie,

[02:24:25] quicks I love you, but I can't, y'all I'm gone,

[02:24:27] I can't, I'm gone, I can't, y'all I can't.

[02:24:31] Like I get it, bro, but like, like I can't, I can't, bro.

[02:24:37] Oh, is Lacey playing it?

[02:24:42] Come on, do the lip thing, bro.

[02:24:44] Then go do it.

[02:24:46] Then go do it.

[02:24:47] Me?

[02:24:47] Go do it for yours, please.

[02:24:49] Please, go do it for yours, bro.

[02:24:51] What?

[02:24:54] How did you hear me?

[02:24:56] What the fuck?

[02:24:57] If you ever step foot in Greenwich, Connecticut, I will turn you into an urban legend.

[02:25:05] I'll never step foot in Greenwich, Connecticut, that we'd ask fucking-

[02:25:10] Do the lifting, bro, come on.

[02:25:13] Bro, nobody lives in Connecticut with a brain, bro.

[02:25:17] It's like saying you live in New Hampshire.

[02:25:19] Do the lifting, yo.

[02:25:21] I don't know what the fucking lifting is, bro.

[02:25:23] Y'all are pissing me to fuck off.

[02:25:26] I'm leaving.

[02:25:27] I need to leave please I need to get off I need to get I need to get I need to leave where's he going?

[02:25:31] birthday shopping

[02:25:33] Oh brother, we already been this

[02:25:35] I'm not getting him a crazy cart

[02:25:37] We've been through this already

[02:25:40] Oh chat, when is Jason's uh, what do you call it? When is his uh thing?

[02:25:46] When is the press conference?

[02:25:51] Soon I wonder how far it is I wonder if I can go there

[02:25:53] I'm going to be honest with you, who's the most hyped fight of that car?

[02:26:01] Bro, I low key think, like I don't know why, I'm low key excited to watch X's fight

[02:26:09] versus Pilot.

[02:26:11] Like bro, Jason, there's no world like Facts or no, I'm shutting my shades.

[02:26:17] There's no world where he gets knocked out.

[02:26:19] Am I tripping?

[02:26:20] There's no world where he loses. Right? Like, is there even a world where he loses?

[02:26:29] Oh, I feel like Asian Jeff, Jeff is gonna fuck him. Say oh god, Jeff is good at boxing.

[02:26:37] You guys, oh god, he's good. Like, oh god. Why are people saying he's actually good at fighting?

[02:26:46] But then there's some people tell me no Asian Jeff boxing

[02:26:53] No, see like you look up boxing bro, and it's just box like fish everywhere man like where can I watch?

[02:26:58] watch

[02:27:28] When you throw the three, throw the three, okay, you see where's the two?

[02:27:33] I mean, when you're really back, don't let the two come around this way.

[02:27:36] No, you keep it tight to your face and then you go forward.

[02:27:38] Yeah, come on, tight to your face, tight to your face.

[02:27:42] But the trick is, Jeff, you don't want to pull it back,

[02:27:44] you just want to go straight from your face, straight from your face.

[02:27:46] Awesome. But you got to pull that right hand, left hand first.

[02:27:50] So throw the two, three, go, you see it's still looked around.

[02:27:54] Okay, wait, how old is this? 10 days ago? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

[02:28:01] wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. But I really hope, I just hope he doesn't just

[02:28:05] get like knocked out, bro. Like, like, I don't want it to be like where anyone gets hurt,

[02:28:10] man. God forbid, but God, man, Jason, you better murder him.

[02:28:14] I

[02:28:22] Rise Tyson

[02:28:26] Well, I'm not gonna lie. I saw Jason boxing this morning and yeah, he wants to murder I'm dead ass

[02:28:32] Like he wants to murder someone like he dead ass wants to murder someone

[02:28:44] Yeah, I don't know, man, um, who do you think's gonna win chat, Jeff or Jason?

[02:28:55] Who do y'all think's gonna win, bro?

[02:28:57] Fried rice versus white rice.

[02:29:00] Okay, so I see this chat is a bunch of fucking idiots.

[02:29:05] Got it.

[02:29:08] He could, what if, what if he's secretly like faking this shit and he's actually good?

[02:29:13] And like something just like you know, he just dead ass surprises everyone and he just like throws like the craziest like hits ever

[02:29:25] Um

[02:29:26] Bro

[02:29:28] You know you see this type of shit. You see this type of shit is why I don't click on links cat laughing mean sound effect

[02:29:33] Yo, I'm dead ass here. It's you in 30 minutes the last guy who did that cat mean sound effect setting it to me

[02:29:39] What was his name? He's gone, bro. He's literally not even here. Is he still not on man?

[02:29:43] Get this car color.

[02:29:48] Ooh, dark olive.

[02:29:50] Bro, I'm thinking about getting rid of my Porsche, bro.

[02:29:55] I can't afford it no more.

[02:29:56] Dead ass.

[02:29:57] Dead ass, bro.

[02:29:58] I dead ass can't do it no more.

[02:30:01] I gotta stop making payments on it.

[02:30:03] It's not a classic, bro, guys.

[02:30:04] I'm just really thinking about trading it and I'm just kidding.

[02:30:09] Lying for what?

[02:30:10] I wish we do in the meantime until the press conference. What do you guys recommend?

[02:30:16] Jeff can actually fight

[02:30:31] No, say I'm not my mouse just died on an Asian Jeff

[02:30:40] My mouse is dead I can't even skip it!

[02:30:44] Is that Jason Stalker?

[02:30:48] I can't skip it!

[02:30:52] I can't skip it!

[02:30:56] I can't skip it!

[02:31:00] I can't do anything.

[02:31:04] I can't do anything. I'm trying to plug in my mouse.

[02:31:08] Thank God, bro. Oh my fucking god. I had to plug in my mouse. Wait, how far is Jinxy

[02:31:21] getting? Is he actually beating the game? Wait, where's the clip of him beating Margaret?

[02:31:29] I want to see it. He's actually beating this game way faster than me. Is he on base to

[02:31:35] to beat this under four days.

[02:31:37] Now I have to do it again.

[02:31:46] Yes!

[02:31:47] Yes!

[02:31:50] Oni picks the life fucking you, love you!

[02:31:53] I love you, Oni!

[02:31:55] Wait, why Oni?

[02:31:56] What about Ron?

[02:31:58] Dude, the thing is he actually didn't play.

[02:32:00] OK, I'm going to be honest with you.

[02:32:01] Highbibes told me this, but deadass,

[02:32:03] Jinxie hired there's no way ex-gc's on for tonight

[02:32:11] Wow, I'm gonna react to ex-gc react to nick a-30

[02:32:33] What's her?

[02:32:34] There you go again!

[02:32:35] Die!

[02:32:36] Die!

[02:32:37] What?

[02:32:37] Here they go!

[02:32:39] Yo, Nick830 is having the time of his life.

[02:32:43] There's like a Homer Simpson bar model there right there.

[02:32:46] What does that even mean?

[02:32:47] That sounds like a twerky gatherer.

[02:32:48] It's like what?

[02:32:49] Very cool.

[02:32:51] Yeah!

[02:32:52] Oh.

[02:32:53] Oh.

[02:32:54] Wait, this is crazy, Sato.

[02:32:56] Six, seven months, Chateau.

[02:32:58] And from the number 67,

[02:33:00] Yo, you're ruining my fucking...

[02:33:02] Shazima!

[02:33:12] Wait, where's the order in the 7?

[02:33:16] They gotta save us!

[02:33:19] We gotta be saved!

[02:33:21] I don't think we won the event. Ice King's winning.

[02:33:25] What? How?

[02:33:27] You better hope that I never break no

[02:33:37] No shot

[02:33:42] He's actually so cute

[02:33:44] I'm dead ass want to play with him

[02:33:55] He's gonna betray him

[02:34:01] This is a whole movie bro, what is going on?

[02:34:04] oh my god

[02:34:06] why is he dead?

[02:34:08] oh bugs

[02:34:10] i can't fake this anymore bro

[02:34:12] this is just why is the faithful sheriff

[02:34:14] on my recommend

[02:34:16] i shouldn't even click on this guy

[02:34:18] he's gonna run with it

[02:34:20] he's gonna make a tweet and everything bro

[02:34:22] i'm not watching that

[02:34:24] oh my god bro

[02:34:26] oh my fucking god

[02:34:28] my tooth hurts so bad

[02:34:30] this is about to be jeff first round

[02:34:32] Is this cheesy fighting?

[02:34:36] What the fuck is-

[02:34:37] When was this?

[02:34:42] This is a long time ago, bro.

[02:34:58] 24 burger what are you fucking ripping bro yo yo, what are you fucking doing?

[02:35:07] Yo, you're ripping my curtain

[02:35:14] No, can you chill fucking idiot

[02:35:28] Animal cruelty because I'm telling my cat to stop scratching my curtain.

[02:35:34] Yeah, bro, at my, bro, keep adding my up, I'm gonna turn fucking burger into food, bro.

[02:35:39] Dead ass.

[02:35:41] Alright.

[02:35:44] Um, what else can we do while we wait?

[02:35:49] Anything important that I need to see?

[02:35:53] Does she's going to be a judge? I forgot should I go tomorrow and go in person? I'm down. I

[02:35:59] Was gonna react online, but like low-key. I feel like I got to be there in person

[02:36:05] for JTW

[02:36:07] W gift

[02:36:09] So you want me to buy adapt and s1000 or are I already see it being loaded? I

[02:36:19] Already see it being loaded how much is it s1000?

[02:36:23] How much money is that?

[02:36:25] Yo, is my internet like the worst shit ever like on God how much is this like fucking bike?

[02:36:31] Just tell me I don't even feel like loading this anymore

[02:36:36] That's 1000 rr

[02:36:39] For sale what adaptive and want one of these

[02:36:45] 14 thousand dollars

[02:36:47] Wait, I'm going to be honest with you.

[02:36:51] Is this a lot of miles for a bike though?

[02:36:53] Like do miles matter on a bike?

[02:36:57] A new one is $30,000.

[02:37:01] He can't handle this.

[02:37:02] I feel like a devs pretty good at riding motorcycles.

[02:37:07] Not like, doesn't seem like his vibe.

[02:37:10] Bro, low-key motorcycles are scary as fuck though.

[02:37:14] What if has anyone does anyone in here actually ride motorcycles like bro all it takes is like one idiot on the fucking road

[02:37:22] And you're just dead

[02:37:27] You're just dead like you're actually just dead

[02:37:30] He said he wants one of these should I call him? Let me call the birthday boy

[02:37:34] You didn't go pick up my phone or like it you go

[02:37:44] Guys, stop spinning, rest in peace, Jonesy, in my chat.

[02:38:02] I don't give a flying fuck about what's going on on Fortnite.

[02:38:13] So he didn't pick up my phone got it. You know what bro, I got happy birthday, bro

[02:38:18] I was gonna buy you this bike brother. All you have to do is just pick up my phone and say you love me. That's it

[02:38:23] Get him one of these

[02:38:25] It's like why do I like that serious like what is the point of clicking on shit in this chat, bro

[02:38:31] It's like every time I click on one of these fucking like chatters messages

[02:38:34] It's just like the worst shit. I've ever seen bro like get ass. It's the worst shit

[02:38:39] it. Enough is enough. But, oh, this is actually good edits. This is me on the piano, I think.

[02:38:47] Or is that Jason on the piano? Oh, that's me. Got it. That's Jason destroying the piano,

[02:38:52] me destroying his guitar. Actually good drawing. Do I have any autists in my chat or artists?

[02:38:58] This is actually really nice, man. This is actually really good, man. What is this? Am

[02:39:07] I'm not even kidding.

[02:39:08] No, no, no.

[02:39:09] Oh, God.

[02:39:10] I'm not gonna say a bad word.

[02:39:11] I just gotta set a fucking rick roll, bro.

[02:39:14] All right, I gotta do something while we wait.

[02:39:18] Lace!

[02:39:19] Outlaw set of timer, let's see how long he takes.

[02:39:35] him this? Like, what is this, bro? Like, you're gonna get me killed, bro. Like, what is going

[02:39:42] on? I'm deadass, what is going on? I'm not even kidding. Buy a debt this, I'm telling

[02:39:49] you. Nice. So you want me to buy him a crane with 15,000 upper hours, 155 times. Got it.

[02:40:00] So where exactly do you want me to put a fucking crane in our backyard?

[02:40:05] Like I'm confused.

[02:40:06] What would be the point of buying them a fucking crane?

[02:40:09] It's a good investment.

[02:40:11] For what?

[02:40:12] Who the fuck is buying a fucking $430,000 crane?

[02:40:17] Do people really just buy this shit just for fun?

[02:40:21] Like dead ass.

[02:40:23] For building segments.

[02:40:24] Okay.

[02:40:25] That's actually really smart actually.

[02:40:27] For building segments.

[02:40:29] I know we're gonna ever need a fucking crane.

[02:40:31] Bro, one of you guys sent me an oil rig

[02:40:33] for my like Amazon like video shit.

[02:40:35] You sent me a fucking like $4 million oil rig.

[02:40:39] Also, by the way guys, I got good news or bad news.

[02:40:41] The bad news is I think I missed my PO box payment

[02:40:45] and I don't know if I get any mail anymore.

[02:40:47] But the good news is keep trying

[02:40:49] cause I'm gonna call them tomorrow and figure it out.

[02:40:52] I know it should be good though.

[02:40:54] It should be good.

[02:40:54] Oh god, it should be good.

[02:40:56] I think I just missed the payment.

[02:40:57] So you could just say Elron, bro.

[02:40:59] It's okay bro, I'm gonna figure it out.

[02:41:00] Dead ass, I'm gonna figure it out.

[02:41:02] Where is, where is Lace?

[02:41:06] Is he dead?

[02:41:09] Hello?

[02:41:13] Segway night.

[02:41:16] What the fuck?

[02:41:17] The fuck is this?

[02:41:19] Electric scooters for $1,000?

[02:41:22] Yo, am I even kidding?

[02:41:23] Kids nowadays like, like, bro,

[02:41:26] this shit used to be like $40 for an electric scooter.

[02:41:28] What happened to the world?

[02:41:29] Is like the world just going up in price too fast?

[02:41:33] Like I'm not even kidding, bro.

[02:41:34] Like I have a lot of money

[02:41:35] and I just feel like everything is so expensive, bro.

[02:41:38] Like, bro, I feel like I gotta give away a lot of money.

[02:41:42] $40 for a scooter.

[02:41:44] Does anybody know what a razor scooter is?

[02:41:46] Or in case not even have those nowadays.

[02:41:49] $20 scooter.

[02:41:52] $17 razor scooter.

[02:41:54] Yeah, this is what we used to play for.

[02:41:59] Like the kids not have these

[02:42:04] And you would hit your oh my god, it's when you would hit your ankle or your shin classic. Oh my god

[02:42:10] I used to undo the buttons here. Oh, this is classic memories

[02:42:17] Bro one time during the holidays

[02:42:20] I got gifted a razor scooter that when you break it lets out sparks and I was the happiest motherfucker ever

[02:42:26] Does anyone even know about those or no?

[02:42:28] What did you spawn in from?

[02:42:38] I'll swap, yeah, hold that angle here, what's that brother?

[02:42:53] What's that brother, what's on your mind?

[02:42:55] fucking it just like this fuck oh you saw the new games by the inside yeah it's

[02:43:03] just a really good year for games yeah it should be pretty fun bro I need your

[02:43:07] help like no trouble like I already knew like that we kind of were going to be

[02:43:11] bullshit because you have something at 5 p.m. so this is literally can't be long

[02:43:15] in like 45 minutes so I knew that like whatever we're about to do is just

[02:43:18] Spill it.

[02:43:20] So what do you need help with bro?

[02:43:21] What do you need my help with bro?

[02:43:24] Well how can I, how can I assist you right now?

[02:43:27] Where's Emma's painting?

[02:43:29] It's right there.

[02:43:30] It's how we got him taped to put it up.

[02:43:33] Um, ok bro.

[02:43:34] What's on your mind bro?

[02:43:35] Way to start off the day.

[02:43:37] You know, I was just calling you to like have some fun and shit and you just...

[02:43:41] You can call me up to this card and we can have more fun.

[02:43:46] I got a problem bro.

[02:43:47] What's your, like, what?

[02:43:50] I bet that's the hell.

[02:43:53] You need to tell me. Is this a cavity?

[02:43:58] The white thing?

[02:43:59] Uh-uh.

[02:44:00] This here?

[02:44:01] I just see a white thing.

[02:44:03] Uh-uh.

[02:44:04] My hair.

[02:44:05] It's literally just a moody finger.

[02:44:08] It's just a white spot.

[02:44:10] Uh-uh.

[02:44:11] Uh-uh.

[02:44:12] I just see, I just see.

[02:44:14] I'm gone.

[02:44:15] I'm here.

[02:44:16] Yeah, move your finger. I see what you're pointing to. Oh, I see the black thing, a little bit.

[02:44:21] Oh, God, I actually see it. Is that a cavity? I don't know what a cavity looks like.

[02:44:24] Chad, is this a cavity? Can you point to it? Like...

[02:44:26] Yeah, move your... don't put your finger there, though.

[02:44:28] I don't think they would do... Oh, wait.

[02:44:32] It's kind of hard to see how they can go.

[02:44:35] Okay.

[02:44:38] I see it in person. Wait, they're saying, yes.

[02:44:40] Your tooth... wait, they're saying your tooth is rotten. You have 12 days before you become a zombie.

[02:44:44] Wait, is that actually, is that actually a cab, I just got three cavities fixed.

[02:44:51] Is that actually a cavity, like no trolley?

[02:44:53] I don't fucking know, I didn't know.

[02:44:58] It's like cracked.

[02:44:59] Is that bad?

[02:45:00] Dude, I don't know, and I'm in pain, hang on, every second of the day today I've been

[02:45:10] fucking in pain.

[02:45:11] I swear.

[02:45:12] Like when I drink water like this, it's like...

[02:45:18] Oh god, oh god, Harris.

[02:45:20] You're trying to go to the dentist, right?

[02:45:22] Bro, but I just got back from the dentist.

[02:45:24] I want to go back.

[02:45:26] Well, I actually don't want to go back.

[02:45:28] Alright, well, let's...

[02:45:30] Let's walk around, Jeb.

[02:45:32] What's happening in the courthouse?

[02:45:34] This is coming in.

[02:45:38] Hey, Burger, over here.

[02:45:40] What you up to, bro?

[02:45:42] Nothing much?

[02:45:44] That's more than right, yeah?

[02:45:46] Let's see what's new in the house.

[02:45:48] Softer a little bit.

[02:45:50] Hey, hey, hey!

[02:45:52] Why does Lacey have a fucking son?

[02:45:54] What is that, man?

[02:45:56] Alright, that's very nice.

[02:46:00] Anything going on tonight or not?

[02:46:02] No one's in the whole fucking house.

[02:46:04] So I'm confused.

[02:46:06] Did we get this house forever in a decent wall?

[02:46:08] I'm going to put my hands up for everyone to de-swag me.

[02:46:10] No still bro, today's the day, me and you.

[02:46:13] Is he here?

[02:46:15] Yeah.

[02:46:22] What do you came here for?

[02:46:23] Marvel Rebels, Wizard 101.

[02:46:25] That's an old discord.

[02:46:33] I'm going to say I know PC right now.

[02:46:35] I don't even know about that right now, man.

[02:46:42] Oh, that's it!

[02:46:44] You gotta hit it!

[02:46:46] You gotta hit it, you gotta hit it.

[02:46:48] This is what he's doing, SLG, it's finished, right?

[02:46:50] This is what he's doing.

[02:47:05] What would you do today?

[02:47:10] I'm gonna go to bed.

[02:47:13] What do you do today?

[02:47:16] I'm gonna watch a game.

[02:47:17] I came home late so.

[02:47:18] At night and low on the street.

[02:47:21] Yeah.

[02:47:22] We're gonna ask how G misses you, right?

[02:47:23] Is that what?

[02:47:24] I saw G dead ass misses you.

[02:47:25] Straight from him yesterday.

[02:47:26] Yeah, that's not enough.

[02:47:27] I mean, I didn't wanna work on a one-hour stream and then go straight to Patreon after.

[02:47:32] Oh, we got a what is that 30 years old guys come on be nice to him. Oh God be nice to him

[02:47:40] W Ray Mysterio shirt. Yeah

[02:47:43] Wow, that's actually a beautiful shirt bro. Did you do your favorite wrestler? Yeah

[02:47:48] Who's your favorite wrestler bro?

[02:47:50] My favorite wrestlers the guy that goes um

[02:47:52] 9-1 2-0. What is it?

[02:47:55] What is it when he does the thing and he runs off the rope and he goes like

[02:47:58] So Michaels no

[02:48:00] Oh, who is it 619 you?

[02:48:09] Oh, oh, you took him out when he goes around the road and kicks the nigga.

[02:48:13] Oh, that's a good fighter.

[02:48:18] Yeah, I like that guy.

[02:48:19] Is he retired?

[02:48:20] No, bro.

[02:48:21] I just got a lot of shit planned before the press conference.

[02:48:23] What are you doing tomorrow?

[02:48:25] Oh my god, yo, talk to me.

[02:48:27] I can't say it on stream because I'm like if you check your messages right now

[02:48:31] You're down, and I'm gonna have a situated

[02:48:35] Security everything so you won't be you on me. Oh

[02:48:37] young man

[02:48:39] They can really be a food shit can really be a us thing finally

[02:48:43] Where's that? It's like it's close to Jason shit. That's why I'm gonna go before and then go to Jason share right after

[02:48:52] So you want to do something before and then after and it

[02:48:55] Huh? You want to do that before?

[02:48:57] And then I'm gonna do this out there.

[02:48:59] I like that.

[02:49:01] Are you gonna nail it?

[02:49:03] Nah, nah, nah.

[02:49:05] I'm texting bro, everything.

[02:49:07] It's just the way we go.

[02:49:09] It's not my fault.

[02:49:11] You're still not a security dude, bro.

[02:49:13] Well, I mean, no need to say it.

[02:49:15] Say it a little? No.

[02:49:17] But what?

[02:49:19] It's familiar with the...

[02:49:21] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[02:49:23] I'm sick.

[02:49:24] Yeah, we sick.

[02:49:25] I'm sick.

[02:49:25] We got the old Cori, y'all.

[02:49:27] Ha ha ha.

[02:49:28] Love Cori, y'all.

[02:49:30] You good, man.

[02:49:31] Yeah, bro.

[02:49:31] Oh, God, yeah, let's do it.

[02:49:33] I guess we don't bother me, though.

[02:49:34] What am I so on down, bro?

[02:49:35] I gotta tell us.

[02:49:36] What if they make me do push-ups and shit?

[02:49:38] Nigga, they make me do push-ups.

[02:49:41] Nigga, they say ladies, give us 10, give us 15.

[02:49:44] Nigga, he better give on that ground, nigga.

[02:49:45] OK, yeah, let's do it.

[02:49:46] Let's do it.

[02:49:47] It's us day tomorrow, finally.

[02:49:50] I got a little bit of a side-to-side here, but I'm just going to be fucking...

[02:50:10] What?

[02:50:11] I'm sorry.

[02:50:12] Whoa, wait, hold on, wait, whoa.

[02:50:14] Why does this thing still stick?

[02:50:17] Why does it make a thing?

[02:50:18] It got a stroke, though.

[02:50:19] Why do you think it got a stroke?

[02:50:21] I got to.

[02:50:22] You got some shit.

[02:50:23] I'm sorry, like a rabbit.

[02:50:24] No, it's okay.

[02:50:25] Come on.

[02:50:26] Oh, God, I be like a rabbit.

[02:50:27] I be like this.

[02:50:28] I just be like, I'm somebody.

[02:50:31] What?

[02:50:32] Yo.

[02:50:33] You probably be like, I'll take shit like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

[02:50:41] How you be fucking I don't fall that's me too

[02:50:51] I'll fuck you. Have you ever had sex?

[02:50:53] Nope.

[02:50:53] I said you're a virgin. I said...

[02:50:55] No, I don't fuck.

[02:50:56] No, I'm God though.

[02:50:57] Say I'm God, not you're a virgin. Say I'm God.

[02:50:59] No, I'm not.

[02:51:00] Haha!

[02:51:01] No, you're not gonna lie.

[02:51:03] You went, oh God!

[02:51:05] You know that?

[02:51:06] I need to fuck you like this.

[02:51:08] You're gonna be good.

[02:51:13] You're a accident though. You're mad at daddy.

[02:51:16] Who's your mad at daddy?

[02:51:18] Who's your mad at daddy?

[02:51:20] She's like, huh?

[02:51:22] Sorry.

[02:51:23] I'm not talking.

[02:51:25] Hey, let it go.

[02:51:27] Remember, I'm going to.

[02:51:29] Excuse me.

[02:51:31] What else you got planned today?

[02:51:33] Oh.

[02:51:41] I'm not making this tomorrow.

[02:51:43] It's 30 years old.

[02:51:45] It's very good.

[02:51:47] How old are you actually 29?

[02:51:51] I'm 28.

[02:51:52] I got to be 29 today.

[02:51:53] You know this is cool.

[02:51:54] Oh god.

[02:51:55] And it raises 29 and all this so that I'm old.

[02:51:58] What are you going to actually give me when you turn 30?

[02:52:01] I'm going to keep telling people that I'm 29.

[02:52:03] What the fuck?

[02:52:04] You see on the on discord?

[02:52:06] Yes.

[02:52:07] I saw a clip yesterday that said that like you don't want like a kid right now because

[02:52:11] all you'd be doing is discord.

[02:52:12] Nah nah because bro I'd be gaining on discord and I thought about it like bro I'm never

[02:52:16] I'm never gonna be able to get in the rose again if I'm just going like I have a kid

[02:52:19] cuz I'm gonna have to dedicate my life to the kid

[02:52:21] my wife

[02:52:22] but I should be right now bro

[02:52:24] I'm not talking about that bro

[02:52:26] I'm talking about love

[02:52:27] I just want enough

[02:52:28] I just want like a kid

[02:52:29] what?

[02:52:30] no I just want a kid

[02:52:31] I want a kid student

[02:52:32] are you serious?

[02:52:33] yeah I want like a mini round or any round

[02:52:35] what the fuck you're not serious

[02:52:36] I swear to god

[02:52:37] you swear to god?

[02:52:38] I actually want kids

[02:52:39] you're gonna fucking ruin me

[02:52:40] I want kids before I'm done

[02:52:41] fuck

[02:52:42] fuck

[02:52:43] You're admitting you don't want to fucking move your life.

[02:52:46] What the fuck?

[02:52:47] I think the world needs another man.

[02:52:49] I think the world needs shit.

[02:52:51] Oh, no problem.

[02:52:54] What?

[02:52:55] What did you want another man?

[02:52:57] Fine, man.

[02:52:58] I'm gonna take that.

[02:53:00] No, what's up, bro? No one wants kids here?

[02:53:02] You gotta continue your legacy.

[02:53:04] Yeah, I know. I know. In like five years.

[02:53:07] You're gonna be 40.

[02:53:09] I'm gonna be.

[02:53:10] Five years under me, 33.

[02:53:12] Oh my god.

[02:53:14] Five is gonna be 33, really.

[02:53:15] I'm gonna be 7 out of 10 tonight.

[02:53:16] 33.

[02:53:17] Thank you, 7.

[02:53:18] I'm not telling people how 30 wants to buy a sign.

[02:53:21] How old is he, son?

[02:53:22] He's on his 30 already.

[02:53:23] 31.

[02:53:23] Take 31 this time.

[02:53:24] Oh my god.

[02:53:25] 31?

[02:53:26] Yes.

[02:53:28] So I'm like really thinking about it, like,

[02:53:31] what the fuck do you do when you're 30?

[02:53:33] Like, you?

[02:53:33] Well, you keep living the life the way you live life,

[02:53:35] you know what I mean?

[02:53:36] Yeah, but can we still be making the jokes we make?

[02:53:39] I feel like that's when we actually have a son of family.

[02:53:42] Bro, you started family in your own corner, bro.

[02:53:45] There's no age when you start a family, bro.

[02:53:47] Like, I don't know who put this in society.

[02:53:49] Yo, you must have killed 430.

[02:53:51] Can't even know the fuck I don't.

[02:53:52] But you're going to have kids?

[02:53:53] Yes, I don't have kids.

[02:53:54] I'm not going to be like that one nigga.

[02:53:56] I don't talk a lot, man.

[02:53:57] I don't want to spoil a video of the world.

[02:53:58] Dad, this is crazy.

[02:53:59] Hell, man.

[02:54:00] I'm not like that nigga.

[02:54:01] I was always ass.

[02:54:02] How many kids do you want?

[02:54:04] Like four.

[02:54:05] Damn, you're going to fucking nothing that many times?

[02:54:08] I'm going to nothing that many times.

[02:54:09] I'm going to nothing more than that.

[02:54:10] Wait, I have a question.

[02:54:11] I have two good questions.

[02:54:12] That's not my problem.

[02:54:14] That's not my problem.

[02:54:16] When you nut in a girl, is it guaranteed sex or guaranteed kid every time?

[02:54:20] No.

[02:54:21] So there's a chance you can nut your girl and it doesn't just, nothing happens?

[02:54:24] Yeah.

[02:54:25] So what's the map on that? How does that work? It's just like an egg that races?

[02:54:28] I think it's your sperm being strong enough to fertilize an egg.

[02:54:33] So that's why I got told, he's like, what if my sperm isn't even strong enough?

[02:54:36] No, no, no, that could happen when I shoot in waves.

[02:54:39] That's how some girls will be like, will leave big niggas because they can't have kids with them.

[02:54:43] Um, God?

[02:54:44] Dead ass, that's it.

[02:54:45] Like, so like, that's why we have to watch the supplements and everything that you take

[02:54:48] so you can dead ass their shit with legs.

[02:54:49] Oh, I ate hot cheetahs for 7 years straight.

[02:54:51] Hey, hey, hey, you're just a fucking degenerate.

[02:54:53] I mean, that's why you're big.

[02:54:55] What?

[02:54:57] I'm not big.

[02:54:58] You can't worry about that.

[02:54:59] I'm sorry.

[02:55:00] I'm sorry.

[02:55:01] I'm sorry.

[02:55:02] I'm sorry.

[02:55:03] I'm sorry.

[02:55:04] I'm sorry.

[02:55:05] I'm sorry.

[02:55:06] I'm sorry.

[02:55:07] I'm sorry.

[02:55:08] I got a good nut.

[02:55:09] No.

[02:55:09] Oh.

[02:55:10] Like they're a way to like,

[02:55:12] they're a way to like,

[02:55:12] they're like a way to program,

[02:55:15] like what cage you're gonna get.

[02:55:16] Yeah.

[02:55:17] Like if I eat certain things,

[02:55:19] am I more likely to get anything?

[02:55:20] Oh no, no, no.

[02:55:21] If you're eating super super healthy,

[02:55:23] super super healthy,

[02:55:24] your body's in this peach shake,

[02:55:25] like you're-

[02:55:26] I'm ready to have kids.

[02:55:30] Don't have kids.

[02:55:31] No, say I've got kids.

[02:55:31] Oh my God.

[02:55:34] Don't have kids right now.

[02:55:36] Don't have kids right now.

[02:55:37] I said give it to people or get your girl to people or and then

[02:55:41] Now mate, and you're gonna probably have the best kid ever

[02:55:44] But how tall is my kid?

[02:55:46] My mom, I'm not yo, let's hear me out

[02:55:48] My mom was five my mom was five two my mom is five two of my dad is five six

[02:55:53] I'm six oh, that's true. I'm that I'm not

[02:55:57] Genetic there

[02:56:07] So you're saying like, what if I have sex with my girl and then the kid comes out?

[02:56:12] Do you have anybody told your family, like your dad, mom, anybody?

[02:56:15] My grandfather.

[02:56:16] My grandfather.

[02:56:17] My grandma.

[02:56:18] My grandma was like six feet, bro.

[02:56:19] What?

[02:56:20] That ass, my grandfather was like five, five.

[02:56:22] Oh my god, you got kegs?

[02:56:23] What?

[02:56:24] I don't know.

[02:56:25] I don't even have your pay, bro.

[02:56:26] Oh my god.

[02:56:27] That's his, his pieces for you.

[02:56:29] You make me listen to you talk about how I see my dad piece?

[02:56:32] How about my grandpa's dad piece?

[02:56:34] No.

[02:56:35] Bro.

[02:56:36] Like how long?

[02:56:38] Like longer than my arm?

[02:56:39] Dang, I didn't see it like that.

[02:56:40] He was like this.

[02:56:42] Nigga, I came back home from like,

[02:56:44] I think like a night service church.

[02:56:46] And he was-

[02:56:47] After church?

[02:56:48] After church.

[02:56:49] But like, he was already home, but he was asleep.

[02:56:51] Nigga, he's sleeping on his stomach like this,

[02:56:53] and I saw it.

[02:56:54] Like he got raised up on his penis?

[02:56:55] No.

[02:56:57] Nigga, you can see it like coming from like,

[02:56:59] like, just imagine you can see it from the back,

[02:57:01] you know what I'm like.

[02:57:02] What?

[02:57:03] Yeah, I'm like,

[02:57:04] What?

[02:57:06] Is it not?

[02:57:08] Oh, nigga, if my kid...

[02:57:10] What if my kid comes down?

[02:57:12] Oh my God.

[02:57:14] What if my kid comes down and he's like six foot one and he's just like, he's black.

[02:57:18] Okay, kid.

[02:57:20] Then you have to check with us.

[02:57:22] Is there a chance though?

[02:57:24] No!

[02:57:26] It is genetics from it.

[02:57:28] No, but you two will come out black.

[02:57:30] You're taking black ones.

[02:57:32] I'm gonna go back to that damnic test.

[02:57:36] You didn't even ever know what would happen.

[02:57:37] No, that could have happened.

[02:57:38] Someone did that for like 10 years,

[02:57:40] another kid, it's like.

[02:57:41] Yeah, it's an anomaly though.

[02:57:43] Super, super rare, super rare.

[02:57:47] That would be like, bro,

[02:57:49] like if my kid came out white, randomly.

[02:57:55] I'm gonna go, oh, what?

[02:57:58] What would you do, would you still take care of the kid?

[02:58:00] I'm gonna step up for, you know.

[02:58:02] I'm gonna step up for this.

[02:58:04] And I'm gonna get 50% of my money.

[02:58:06] Oh my God!

[02:58:08] That's what a real man could do.

[02:58:10] You know what's so crazy?

[02:58:12] There's really something that I really do not see, bro.

[02:58:14] Dead ass, though.

[02:58:16] Like, something with a dead ass, you see Adam 22, what happened to him?

[02:58:18] No.

[02:58:20] What happened?

[02:58:22] I think Atlanta broke up, but she's calling for a divorce.

[02:58:24] Allegedly, well, this is what I see on Twitter.

[02:58:26] I thought it was almost a divorce.

[02:58:28] I just had everything.

[02:58:29] I saw it on TMZ.

[02:58:30] Oh, on TMZ?

[02:58:31] OK, maybe I'm right here.

[02:58:32] Is it great?

[02:58:32] I saw it on TMZ.

[02:58:33] I saw it on TMZ.

[02:58:35] Yeah, but then I saw the girl come out and say that someone

[02:58:38] filed the divorce, like filled out all the papers,

[02:58:41] all the information.

[02:58:42] Under her name?

[02:58:43] Under her name and then brought it to court.

[02:58:45] Or like sent to the internet.

[02:58:46] That's awesome, though.

[02:58:47] How can somebody fix on her stuff?

[02:58:48] I don't know.

[02:58:49] I shouldn't be lying.

[02:58:50] I didn't want to be lying.

[02:58:51] They probably did that shit just to fucking promote her.

[02:58:53] Yeah, probably.

[02:58:54] Probably.

[02:58:54] Oh my god.

[02:58:56] But we gotta figure out like, like the next thing.

[02:59:00] Like, what's the, like, only thing or such a top of thing?

[02:59:02] What is the next thing to become a career?

[02:59:04] Um, I know.

[02:59:06] To become a career, you gotta fuck on people.

[02:59:08] You gotta fuck them over.

[02:59:10] That's the only way you can become a career.

[02:59:11] At least I have to fuck on people over.

[02:59:14] Our people?

[02:59:15] Yeah, I do.

[02:59:16] You talking about these, I guess?

[02:59:18] None.

[02:59:20] Oh, okay, we can do that one method.

[02:59:23] Chad, I got this new thing I want you to invest in, right?

[02:59:26] Yo listen, I invested everything that I'd tell you and we uh, okay look.

[02:59:31] Yo, Lacey actually said he investeds a Bitcoin.

[02:59:33] I don't know, he's a bop.

[02:59:34] And his Bitcoin dropped like $40,000.

[02:59:39] Now I say when we could do that.

[02:59:41] No, that was a careful bear.

[02:59:43] Yeah, I already bought it.

[02:59:46] Ha, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it.

[02:59:48] No, bro!

[02:59:50] I don't want to log out and share your taxes.

[02:59:52] Stop it.

[02:59:53] Yeah, you're right.

[02:59:54] It would have been a scene where you were pulling me out of the lock.

[02:59:56] I need the press conferences lock.

[02:59:58] Right now?

[02:59:59] Think, is it Chad or not?

[03:00:00] Should we go watch?

[03:00:01] Yeah, I might go watch it.

[03:00:02] I'll go watch it with you in a moment.

[03:00:03] It goes with the squirt?

[03:00:04] Huh?

[03:00:05] Should we all get on discord?

[03:00:06] Oh my god, that's actually not a bad start.

[03:00:07] Chad, discord?

[03:00:08] Oh my god.

[03:00:09] No, ladies.

[03:00:10] Hey!

[03:00:11] Fucking no!

[03:00:12] He's asking a fucking question, man!

[03:00:14] I'm just literally texting him.

[03:00:16] He's asking a fucking question, man!

[03:00:18] Wait, wait, wait.

[03:00:19] What the fuck?

[03:00:20] Is this the fucking sentry gun right now?

[03:00:22] So I'm confused is everyone just like hate now it is like anything like I'll find a new cameraman who's just like supportive

[03:00:36] No, we could do this score let's go

[03:00:52] What, bro?

[03:00:53] You didn't even have fun that way.

[03:00:55] Ladies, be so undefined that you remember.

[03:00:57] Fuck the burger!

[03:00:58] The door is on Discord.

[03:00:59] Yo, no burger!

[03:01:00] Why?!

[03:01:01] Alright.

[03:01:02] Chad, has it started?

[03:01:03] Or no?

[03:01:04] Go join Discord, bro.

[03:01:05] Me, you, and Silky on Discord, bro.

[03:01:06] Can you just in your kids and come back?

[03:01:08] Wait, hasn't even started yet.

[03:01:10] I think he's gonna start soon.

[03:01:12] I don't know.

[03:01:13] I don't know.

[03:01:14] I don't know.

[03:01:15] I don't know.

[03:01:16] I don't know.

[03:01:17] I don't know.

[03:01:18] I don't know.

[03:01:19] Wait, I hasn't even started yet.

[03:01:21] Maybe he's gonna start soon.

[03:01:23] In the meantime, bro, let's get on dick-cord.

[03:01:26] Guys, guys, guys, I'm not teleporting.

[03:01:28] This isn't pre-recording.

[03:01:30] Are you guys fucking stupid?

[03:01:31] Do you think I pre-record my streams?

[03:01:37] We call it silky, bro.

[03:01:38] Bro, why am I getting a call from D?

[03:01:40] Like, dead ass, like...

[03:01:42] I'm not even kidding, I'm not gonna tell this kid to...

[03:01:44] Hold on, hold on, check. Give me one second.

[03:01:46] Just give me one second, bro.

[03:01:49] Yo, what the fuck do you actually want? You call me every single fucking day.

[03:01:53] Bro, I'm looking at my fucking messages with you, Dean.

[03:01:55] And it's, can I talk to you? Can I talk to you? Can I talk to you?

[03:01:58] I have fucking one, two, three, four, five, six missed calls.

[03:02:02] You've been messaging me since 2022! What?!

[03:02:09] Oh, sorry, bro. I just wanted to talk to you about that.

[03:02:12] Oh, my... Oh, my...

[03:02:15] Do not fall for it. Oh my god. Oh my god. Do not fall for him. I swear to god don't fall for it.

[03:02:28] Oh my god. Let me tell him to come back, bro. Do not fall for it.

[03:02:33] Like Pepsi, bro. Don't fall for it either, man. Bro, you know what he's doing right now? He's

[03:02:39] watching the stream, looking at everyone saying Elron. Yo, just join back, bro.

[03:02:43] Girl, you're in back, man.

[03:02:47] It's your last chance, you're in back.

[03:02:48] I don't care, bro, I'll move on.

[03:02:54] Three, two, one.

[03:02:59] All right, I'm gonna fall, I'm out of here.

[03:03:01] Time to call ladies and ed silky.

[03:03:04] Yo, do I have any S-T-O-G in my chat right now?

[03:03:08] I'm mad that Silky's not live.

[03:03:10] Hey, hey, hey!

[03:03:17] Hey, hey, hey!

[03:03:19] Hey, Lays!

[03:03:20] Wait, you lucky teleported, Matt Fass!

[03:03:22] Yeah, I mean, you're still showing the pre-recorded IRL, right?

[03:03:28] Dude, there's no pre-recorded fucking IRL, bro!

[03:03:31] I've never pre-recorded any of my streams, bro.

[03:03:34] What was that on my fucking screen?

[03:03:37] Why do I see…

[03:03:38] Ah, brother, what a snot I'm gonna be able to.

[03:03:41] How is Suki late to a discord call?

[03:03:44] Like, yo, yo, how are you late to a discord call, bro?

[03:03:47] Yo, I'm not gonna lie, bro.

[03:03:49] There's just a lot of things going on in my life right now,

[03:03:51] and I don't need any more problems.

[03:03:52] Thank you.

[03:03:53] You're a fucking fool.

[03:03:54] You're a fucking fool.

[03:03:57] Yo, bro, is this press conference even happening,

[03:04:00] or is it delaying?

[03:04:01] No, it's a primate page fucking segment.

[03:04:03] Let's do it.

[03:04:04] Ah!

[03:04:05] Ah!

[03:04:06] Yo.

[03:04:08] Screecher, Screecher, can somebody put a Screecher up?

[03:04:10] Yeah, but it's not up yet, it's not happening yet.

[03:04:12] Are these screenings? Are these screenings?

[03:04:14] Screenings? Screenings? Screenings? Wait, wait, wait.

[03:04:16] I'm not gonna lie. Why the fuck are these girls jumping up and down?

[03:04:18] They're not about to get me as well.

[03:04:20] Oh my gosh.

[03:04:22] Look at who we think should have went and lose.

[03:04:24] I think Far Left is dead.

[03:04:26] She's dead. She's dead.

[03:04:28] So, can I tell you something? Can I tell you something?

[03:04:30] What?

[03:04:32] No, Catwoman. I see yo Diana.

[03:04:34] Show me a jab. I'll put my hand up.

[03:04:36] I said, oh my god, I'm praying for Sabrina game

[03:04:41] I go to I go to boxing every morning. No cat chat. I actually do cardio. I see Diana in there every single day

[03:04:55] There's people who like are fighting on this card to fight

[03:05:06] Like you think X is gonna win his fight. I think X is gonna demolish him

[03:05:11] I'm a lot. I think from the last fight that niggas like that's just serious, bro

[03:05:15] Like toes versus sacrum. I don't really I don't really care to see that. I feel like toast

[03:05:22] Diana versus Sabrina, I'll be honest with you, bro. There's no world where Diana loses. I feel like that ass

[03:05:29] Bro, Diana's gonna like sweat

[03:05:34] Honestly, we should all be radiant

[03:05:36] You know

[03:05:39] Russell I don't really you know, I don't really know anything about price page. I don't really know anything about

[03:05:43] Sapna I don't really know anything about I'm not gonna lie. Is is pilot like a good fighter

[03:05:48] Dude drew it told me that he thinks there's no way pilot loses

[03:05:53] Because drew asked me yesterday, and I said bro. I think X is like

[03:05:57] Strong bro, like I feel like Loki X has it but drew was like nah

[03:06:01] Like

[03:06:04] Pilot is good

[03:06:06] Pilot is good, but if you lost a raw dog moon, I'm gonna keep it a buck bro

[03:06:10] No, no, no, no pilot got hold pilot would have knocked raw dog moon the fuck out

[03:06:14] But Jason had to stop it actually wait even

[03:06:17] This is stop it. This is stop it to the fight the fight stops like so I don't know why

[03:06:23] I agree. I agree. Yeah, like what Jason jumped in like a fucking idiot

[03:06:31] Hold rest wait. Yeah, they have real refs now or no

[03:06:35] Please

[03:06:40] When you when you when you stop the fight when you stop the fight you stop the fight and they're like

[03:06:45] You know, this thing is getting zassed whoops up the fight

[03:06:53] I'm almost positive X has been trained and I doubt I should take a fight after his fight with Tay and not take it serious

[03:07:00] like that would not make any sense

[03:07:02] they're gonna tend to get the undone biz much appreciate him out of daddy

[03:07:06] wait what's the matter daddy

[03:07:09] huh i'm a fucking chun

[03:07:12] they haven't even started bro what the fuck is this late shit

[03:07:15] yo what the fuck am i reading on my timeline

[03:07:18] what what what i told me x boyfriend of twitch streamer

[03:07:22] catalina exposes her of cheating on him with her blood

[03:07:25] doesn't not because it's so look look at this

[03:07:28] Right

[03:07:34] She cheated on her boyfriend with her blood cousin on God

[03:07:58] Shut up!

[03:08:00] No, you're wrong!

[03:08:02] There's videos!

[03:08:04] Fuck it, you're gonna fucking get fucked up!

[03:08:06] No!

[03:08:08] It's crazy.

[03:08:10] It's crazy!

[03:08:12] Bucket list, not on face,

[03:08:14] eat all booty, sex tape, head videos, blow jobs,

[03:08:16] spitting enough, handcuffing, tripod video,

[03:08:18] public quickie, movie fuck.

[03:08:20] Wait.

[03:08:22] With her cousin. See, shit like this

[03:08:24] ain't even funny, cuz I wouldn't have even wished

[03:08:26] Have even wished this on my worst enemy who the fuck prayed on my downfall this much for some shit like this to happen to me

[03:08:33] Now I'm not gonna drop no name

[03:08:36] Oh shit, you know I posted with her you know like a lot

[03:08:41] We make content together we dated for a couple years and all of that

[03:08:49] Rage's stream before say oh well, that's where I know her from

[03:08:53] I had to call it quits, but I caught her cheated on me in my house

[03:08:58] Keep in mind. I paid all the bills in this motherfucker brush. Yeah, what who's asking your car? What?

[03:09:05] Look at who moved your Porsche who moved it?

[03:09:08] What are you talking about who moved my Porsche?

[03:09:12] Yeah, I'm so good ass

[03:09:14] Is it the clean guy?

[03:09:16] Oh, oh wait, Jose here. Is he still here? Oh my god. I gotta watch the mask. Can you do my car?

[03:09:23] Oh

[03:09:25] He here

[03:09:28] Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes

[03:09:30] I was a little fucking touch of your car cuz I saw you streaming. I'm like, what the fuck

[03:09:34] Jose

[03:09:35] Watch that we hit 30k subs again. Let's watch some W's bro. Let's go

[03:09:42] You should watch it her blood cousin bro, so lately bro

[03:09:46] I've been noticing she's always on FaceTime with this nigga, bro, and it's her cousin bro

[03:09:51] She's always on face. I'm her cousin, but it's like

[03:09:54] That's weird like that's her cousin like I thought it was awesome normal as shit

[03:09:58] Like you know, like I guess I didn't realize that they were sleeping on the phone together that every time I would come near her

[03:10:04] She would go on you or what she slept on the phone with him and you weren't suspicious before like what the fuck?

[03:10:09] That's not the point. She was in the shower and I heard her talking on FaceTime

[03:10:13] So that was like a red flag so I walked near that restroom like this is my restroom

[03:10:18] Then there's like another room and another restroom over there. I walked near that restroom the doors

[03:10:21] I don't care, bro

[03:10:23] You're sleeping on FaceTime with anyone like as a grown like something y'all

[03:10:27] Which was also suspicious because why are you lucky to board but I heard her say the word gains as in like gym gains

[03:10:34] And I heard yams come out her mouth and once I heard that I'm like who are you on FaceTime with and why are you talking about yams my nigga?

[03:10:41] So basically I have like a little cat litter box

[03:10:45] But it's like a AI advanced $900 litter box and has a camera for some reason in her restroom

[03:10:51] So I was able to connect to that shit

[03:10:53] And I basically see her active mirror of her restroom. Yeah, I'm locked up

[03:10:58] You know the FaceTime shit was on her camera was on and she was on FaceTime

[03:11:01] What a way to catch your girl cheating through a fucking cat

[03:11:07] Yo, that is crazy

[03:11:09] I'm talking about

[03:11:12] Grabbing yams just everything bro. She's butt ass. Thank you, bro

[03:11:16] And at that moment bro my heart something right I was like damn. It's Gigi. She just cheated on me

[03:11:20] But that's not how it ended though. I'm not gonna lie, bro

[03:11:23] I didn't want to make it seem like I knew and I caught her and she was gonna try to play victim

[03:11:27] So I walked up to her room or not to the door. I was like, let me see your phone real quick

[03:11:31] I grabbed her phone and I noticed her like grabbing that shit like

[03:11:34] Oh, no, you're so wrong. You're so long. What's the meaning the Porsche or the other car?

[03:11:40] The Lamborghini Urus performante with the copper fiber wing

[03:11:46] Carver fiber

[03:12:04] Sped what to my room and then I locked my door. That's when she started banging on my door say can open the door

[03:12:09] Give me my phone

[03:12:11] Bro, I'm not gonna lie if you take your girl's phone and once she resists and then to you go into the room

[03:12:16] She bangs on the door, bro. That's enough evidence there that this boy you just know what you're about to start shooting through the door

[03:12:21] Yeah, you guys aren't like shooting

[03:12:23] Bro, Fave Cuzz was the fucking name, yo!

[03:12:33] Oh no, that's wicked!

[03:12:36] Hey!

[03:12:37] Okay, I have clothes on, do you want to go and see this?

[03:12:42] Hello?

[03:12:43] I'll be worried from us getting this intertwined, like if we had to end it I would be heartbroken

[03:12:49] and have to go through those emotions again or that to the right.

[03:12:52] She like I might as well say rude. She like special like

[03:13:01] She sound like

[03:13:05] Like I be thinking

[03:13:06] This shit isn't gonna go nowhere not cuz eat neither of us don't want it because it can't and that be fucking me up on some

[03:13:14] I really wish we just

[03:13:22] You're actually like a psychopath, gang.

[03:13:24] Can we talk this?

[03:13:25] Well, you really are fucked up in the head.

[03:13:28] Can we talk?

[03:13:29] Yo, he's calm collected.

[03:13:30] Oh, god, like...

[03:13:31] Please!

[03:13:32] No, I didn't do it.

[03:13:33] He's calm collected?

[03:13:34] I'm here.

[03:13:34] No, I'm saying he...

[03:13:35] Calm and collected, you freak.

[03:13:36] Calm and collected.

[03:13:38] Like...

[03:13:41] I'm good.

[03:13:42] Get the door!

[03:13:43] I'm good after you, bud.

[03:13:44] Get out of my house.

[03:13:45] Get out of my house!

[03:13:46] Get out of my house, bud.

[03:13:46] Can I talk to you, please?

[03:13:48] Can I please, please, please open the door?

[03:13:50] So girls be cheating the same let's talk about it like what is there to talk about

[03:14:00] We have conversation

[03:14:02] I went through her notes went through everything bro, and I've seen tons

[03:14:07] Yes, let's see photos from her and him and then I went through the test messages

[03:14:11] And there was a bunch of weird shit going on her life

[03:14:14] She was talking about that nigga being boyfriend material

[03:14:17] I feel like I can visualize you as a boyfriend figure the cousin stuff be fucking me up in a different way too

[03:14:23] Like I'd be warned this shit is fruitless love. You know what I mean? I just don't want to get heartbroken on some I

[03:14:29] Don't know that OSS means real she was saying she feels a disconnect from Kenneth

[03:14:33] She was saying all types of shit, bro. Honestly, bro

[03:14:36] I wanted to crash out at that moment, but obviously couldn't because I would go to jail and you know

[03:14:41] I'm a good. I'm a good civilian. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna crash out

[03:14:47] be honest bro like I genuinely was throwing up I'm not gonna lie you could ask all my

[03:14:51] homeboys I was calling them I was in my restroom throwing up bro imagine dating a girl for

[03:14:55] like years and she cheats on her cousin like bro oh god yeah like I don't even this yeah

[03:15:01] he's a better man than me just nonstop bro everything I ate prior to that I threw it

[03:15:05] all up bro it was sick bro so yeah once I found that shit out bro I ain't a lot nigga

[03:15:09] I got my phone I took pictures of everything I wish I scrolled some more but you know I

[03:15:14] You wouldn't do shit? Bro, she's not gonna get hurt. I'm gonna kill her dog or something like that or her cat.

[03:15:18] Like, someone's... somebody's dying, bro!

[03:15:21] Alright, once I've seen it, I was just ready to kick her out, bro.

[03:15:23] I took pictures of all the pictures she took for her.

[03:15:26] YOOOOOOH!

[03:15:26] BWAH!

[03:15:27] To her.

[03:15:27] That's his phone.

[03:15:28] What's that?

[03:15:29] Everything, bruh. It's all on my phone.

[03:15:31] Fuck it. No, this his phone.

[03:15:32] It's actually Chris.

[03:15:34] Hahahaha!

[03:15:37] Not on face, yo.

[03:15:39] Oh

[03:15:43] My phone just in case she wants to fucking deny or lie to me it was all on my phone I gave her a phone back

[03:15:49] Told her she had to go

[03:15:55] Now do the crying

[03:15:57] face that you gotta go

[03:15:59] this is so good that i'm gonna do the reasoning

[03:16:01] this is so bad and all is only reason

[03:16:03] i'm always always gonna do it

[03:16:05] oh brother

[03:16:07] i can't do it

[03:16:09] i can't do it

[03:16:11] i'm sorry jay

[03:16:13] i don't care

[03:16:15] i've always been a close angel since we were young

[03:16:17] and i think like

[03:16:19] i'm so mentally fucked

[03:16:21] i think like

[03:16:23] we had some psychological shit going on

[03:16:25] Yo, this girl's a fucking idiot!

[03:16:27] I'm very young, because we were just like a point of view,

[03:16:30] like we were like really close to a civil partner.

[03:16:35] What is she?

[03:16:37] Is she on drugs?

[03:16:41] Can I just see Silky go live?

[03:16:45] Yo, are you jerking off, ladies?

[03:16:47] I'm in a fucking intense ass rock-a-league game, bro.

[03:16:49] I'm not even allowed to.

[03:16:51] And I just lost.

[03:16:52] I didn't know you were a boy

[03:16:54] And you know when you

[03:16:56] When you've been there for a long time

[03:16:58] What did you get to be?

[03:17:00] Oh, was that up to me?

[03:17:04] Saw you fuck your cousin

[03:17:06] Saw you fuck your cousin

[03:17:08] You need help, bro

[03:17:10] And um, yeah, she's not with me anymore

[03:17:12] We're not with each other no more

[03:17:14] But it's just like, bro

[03:17:16] So this girl was on Twitch before, yeah?

[03:17:18] She's out there, bro

[03:17:20] These girls no more. I ain't gonna lie, bro. You can't trust us a her career

[03:17:26] She was at streamer University say on God

[03:17:36] Boy best friends you can't trust cousins you can't trust brothers my

[03:17:41] I'm not even gonna lie, bro. What would you do this?

[03:17:44] I'm not even kidding, bro. Like

[03:17:46] dude it's gotta be like it's gotta be like a cruel get back bro bro I don't

[03:17:55] even know like I bet I don't know what I would do I'd probably just shoot myself

[03:18:01] in the face oh be honest yeah I'm not gonna lie yeah I would just kill myself

[03:18:07] right now you can't care so much my lucky you can't let you can't let her

[03:18:11] fuck her cousin get netted on the face and then I didn't kill yourself I'm not

[03:18:16] You just you just helped her low-key, but somebody's not somebody's done

[03:18:21] That's your shirt killer granny or something. Yeah, oh god

[03:18:24] I mean not on God. Sorry. I mean

[03:18:32] What is this high-five your rage got heated at orky and OCS for bringing up Catalina cheating on her ex-boyfriend her cousin the chat

[03:18:46] Yo, did you get cheated on?

[03:18:47] Yeah, she did get cheated on.

[03:18:48] Yo, you knew you were still texting the bitch that cheated on you, you got tied to her?

[03:18:51] Oh, what?

[03:18:52] Yo, wait.

[03:18:53] Did you get cheated on?

[03:18:54] Yeah, she did get cheated on.

[03:18:55] Yo, you knew you were still texting the bitch that cheated on you, you got tied to her?

[03:19:00] Oh, wait, is that a contact?

[03:19:01] Wait, I'm confused.

[03:19:02] I don't know any of this little one.

[03:19:03] What?

[03:19:04] What's that?

[03:19:05] I'm not gonna go out of the car.

[03:19:06] It's gonna get stuck in there.

[03:19:07] That's amazing.

[03:19:08] Shut up.

[03:19:09] That's what she did.

[03:19:13] This is before Ridge knew the cat situation. I don't even know who cat is bruh. There's too many girls that go on OSCS streams

[03:19:20] I don't know who's here

[03:19:26] Bro, I ended the strength yo argy now I see what Argy was Thomas

[03:19:32] I thought Argy was making a yonder troll bruh, and when I was playing the game yesterday

[03:19:35] I didn't know shit was going crazy. I was trolling. Argy came in my chat talking about some they got little sis

[03:19:41] I SAID BASIC STILL TELL MY LITTLE SIFT WHAT THE FUCK!

[03:19:45] Ohhhh.

[03:19:46] Bro, I saw Asian Jeff on a bang bus with Jason the Wien stalker yesterday, bro.

[03:19:52] Like, what the fuck is going on?

[03:19:54] Sayid, what are you sending me, bro?

[03:19:56] A Minecraft is back with a new sponsor campaign for partners and affiliates.

[03:20:00] Earn up to $1,000 across feature front page.

[03:20:04] Bro, I'm back to playing Minecraft for $1,000?

[03:20:07] Fuck it, bro. We might have a DLC of me and Laze then.

[03:20:13] We're gonna be on our fucking gas millions of blocks away, bro.

[03:20:17] Oh my god.

[03:20:18] Chad, I'm not even kidding. Before I did the Minecraft Marathon with Jinxsy,

[03:20:23] me and Laze did a little bit of off stream mining on our world.

[03:20:25] Bro, we got gas that fly and we dead ass are like we're in the middle of fucking nowhere.

[03:20:32] We're probably like no choice.

[03:20:34] Like I'll be the hour of holding W bro on the gas. Yeah, it's just flying around. What the fuck are you doing burger?

[03:20:43] We're looking for the the woodland mansion. Yeah, so we were trying to find bro. Wait is 7 TV still down Chad?

[03:20:51] Are they fighting yet or no? What is this shit?

[03:20:54] Holy late, bro. How is 7 TV still down though?

[03:20:59] Oh

[03:21:03] Shit, bro, I don't like me dish. How do I block how do I block this shit, man?

[03:21:08] Ah fucking damn use Chattarino you bum. Yo dumb ass. This is literally Chattarino, but I could read pins now you dumb ass

[03:21:17] This is what high-fives told me to install is this bad

[03:21:22] Like holy shit, bro

[03:21:24] Yeah, you know so keep live for it

[03:21:31] Hey, bro, this is why I'm never playing Marathon. I'll never play my grab the game with him

[03:21:36] guys

[03:21:46] Right bro, he's so bad. It's like actually actually sad bro. He's hitting an only 67 to bro like holy shit

[03:21:54] If only you locked in, like bro, you know how gay it is to just send another man a TikTok of a guy glowing up, like do you understand?

[03:22:07] Like, how gay this is?

[03:22:18] Like you deadass just sent me, like I'm not gonna lie bro.

[03:22:24] And it's not more than I don't want to see that shit

[03:22:34] So I start putting anything I start posting like shitty tiktok to get like how you still

[03:22:40] They said to start uploading some bullshit

[03:22:42] like that I

[03:22:44] On my main or my burner shows up with some bull like bro. I sleep my fucking bro

[03:22:49] Might as well. It's something to do every day like maybe just do like I should just do it dance every single day

[03:22:53] I'll just learn to dance at this point like what the fuck

[03:23:03] You'll get this shit right burger you eating food

[03:23:10] The biggest streamer that I have met so far is been kai's a man

[03:23:14] Yeah, look you we gotta do e-pow one of these days, please

[03:23:17] I'm done

[03:23:18] But the thing is you're gonna have to go on an account. I'm like my account on e-mailing. Let me see

[03:23:23] Bro, my messages. I think I'm dead-ass like banned. I'm not even kidding like I gotta make an account on there

[03:23:30] Then whatever we do it. I'm down. Let me see if I'm banned, bro

[03:23:33] My messages on the account everyone on that site has me blocked

[03:23:37] Let me see

[03:23:39] You got your ship flagged

[03:23:42] How do I go to my chat messages? Why is it not showing one person? Oh

[03:23:46] Oh, this girl blocked me. I'm on someone who already blocked me. That's nice

[03:23:53] E pal segments was that prime run I

[03:23:57] Got no messages, bro. I don't even know how to check my messages guys. This isn't cheating on Boba. You fucking dumbasses

[03:24:05] What do they even be doing experimenting shut up, sorry, what do they even be doing on it out brother they have an anime profile

[03:24:16] I know we all hate Valerie, hey there's Charmine, well I'm not even kidding bro, yo what the

[03:24:41] What the fuck is this screen share?

[03:24:43] Uh, get in there pal.

[03:24:45] We're trying to get a friend.

[03:24:47] We're trying to get a friend in the call.

[03:24:51] Look, where's the conference?

[03:24:53] Is it in Abia?

[03:24:55] Well, we're trying to get someone to join.

[03:24:57] You're trying to get like another user in the call.

[03:25:01] What the fuck is wrong with y'all?

[03:25:03] What is wrong with y'all, bro?

[03:25:05] It's thought of you as strong as you too, bro.

[03:25:07] I'd like to talk about...

[03:25:09] I used to be blocked by all of them

[03:25:16] I'm looking bad

[03:25:28] I used to join their chats like look at this shit

[03:25:34] way if you go like the bottom is anyone on top of it there's somewhere that you

[03:25:39] could just do like home there's somewhere where you could like join their

[03:25:44] calls they're all talking right now I'm not even kidding what it is like a call

[03:25:48] how do you do it

[03:25:52] hey please me if you want to help some no oh I'm gonna fucking two minute

[03:25:58] overtime banker hey guys I'm Rena and I'm one of the past top ADC and support

[03:26:03] Hello, she got stats.

[03:26:06] Miho.

[03:26:07] I picked 400, I peed in season 14 on AACN support and I called...

[03:26:11] Hello.

[03:26:12] My name is Kika, if you're looking for someone who you have to ask off, I'm not going to

[03:26:18] be able to say.

[03:26:19] Oh, shit.

[03:26:20] Wait.

[03:26:21] I met this girl in real life, right, Chad?

[03:26:22] Or my Tribune?

[03:26:23] Someone I met in real life that was on the e-mail.

[03:26:24] Where'd you meet him?

[03:26:26] On here?

[03:26:27] Well, I got news.

[03:26:28] What's the news?

[03:26:29] You've met someone bigger!

[03:26:36] Should I go back to my microphone bro?

[03:26:44] I hate this mic bro, I actually hate this mic.

[03:26:46] Please tell him bro.

[03:26:47] Like should I go back to my headset mic bro?

[03:26:50] Bro, in Discord it's always on your headset mic, that should peak.

[03:26:53] Thank god.

[03:26:55] Yeah.

[03:26:56] I don't know why he's saying it's called being called this burden. Oh, I just I everyone's like how can I make it?

[03:27:03] So it's like not like a loud. I actually don't like using a real mic in general bro. Oh my god burgers deadass making biscuits right now

[03:27:09] He's just going like this

[03:27:12] He's dead ass just looking at me making biscuits, but I gotta take a video of this just in case he ever dies one day

[03:27:21] True

[03:27:23] Does that mean he's happy or no?

[03:27:28] Nothing, yes.

[03:27:30] Wait a minute.

[03:27:32] Okay.

[03:27:33] How loud is this chef for real?

[03:27:34] Is this bad or no?

[03:27:35] I just hate using, like, is it bad?

[03:27:42] It's not loud.

[03:27:45] It's good.

[03:27:46] But I just want to make sure it's, like, not, like, I just, the only reason I like using

[03:27:49] headset mic sometimes is because this mic when I use it like look let me know

[03:27:54] right it sounds different the more I get away right bro like that's the shit I

[03:27:59] actually hate like I hate when it's like this completely like it's like so fucking

[03:28:04] annoying and also anytime I have my fan on like can you guys hear this or no I

[03:28:07] I did a wave work.

[03:28:17] I can't hear it.

[03:28:18] I can't have my fan on because they could hear it.

[03:28:21] It's like white noise, bro.

[03:28:22] And the only white noise I fucking like

[03:28:24] is tornado sirens on God.

[03:28:27] Tornado sirens is dead ass not even that bad, bro.

[03:28:29] That shit got like hated on for no reason.

[03:28:32] Like you're telling me there's nobody in here

[03:28:33] that can fall asleep to just the sound

[03:28:35] fucking tornado like what do you sleep to bro I usually fall asleep to a real

[03:28:43] just the same real over and over and over

[03:29:05] I almost fell asleep. Oh god, I almost fell asleep. Oh my god.

[03:29:14] Oh man. Do a marathon with lays on this game bro. Terraria. I'll be honest with you bro.

[03:29:18] I played Terraria off stream and it was one of the most fun games I ever played.

[03:29:23] But I don't think this game is like fun to stream. I'll be honest with you.

[03:29:28] Why don't I just see a go live notification from Rekai and it says,

[03:29:31] and it says YanaXRekaiStreams sleep over parasocials join up.

[03:29:36] W what?

[03:29:41] Did I see that correctly?

[03:29:44] Parasocials join up.

[03:29:51] Bro.

[03:29:53] For all of Yana and Rekaka socials, Miha.

[03:29:56] Ron, this that ultra?

[03:29:58] bro oh my god how do I block this guy bro like how do you just like did you

[03:30:04] just like enjoy your life like that ass bro yeah hate seeing that guy anything

[03:30:12] else I need to see chat before this fucking thing like I'm waiting

[03:30:19] was this bro oh my god don't leave me this shit bro holy shit NMS made their

[03:30:27] way into here ladies trying to get us to fucking like we got off that fucking

[03:30:31] ballish what I got what did I just see you click on what is this I'm fucking

[03:30:38] what are you playing right now bro I'm watching it on delay on accident cuz I

[03:30:42] was watching through your twitch and not the screen share I'm gonna CS go death

[03:30:45] match how do you just how do you go from like rocket lead to CS in the span of

[03:30:50] like one second cuz when I play CS I have better aim on Val you're about to

[03:30:56] go from CS to Val? Yeah, probably in a little bit. Do you actually enjoy playing Valor? Yeah,

[03:31:05] I do. Well, I mean, I'm one game off Ascendant 3, so like, yeah, it's pretty fun. I want to hit a

[03:31:09] mortal again. Like, I have a goal. Like, I want to get on and hit a mortal, so it's fun for me.

[03:31:13] Like, what is this, bro? Jonesy has been shot in the Fortnite lore for zoom dead.

[03:31:19] Like why does it have 40,000 likes

[03:31:23] Like

[03:31:25] Honestly, bro, I

[03:31:28] Love for tonight, bro

[03:31:29] And honestly, I want to give a big shout out to them because without for tonight, bro

[03:31:32] We wouldn't be here bro. We so

[03:31:35] Yeah, I love for night also bro me and Lays will be playing next FNCS so

[03:31:41] Yes, can't wait. I'm walk bro. Yeah, Lays sent me a photo chat like I talked about it earlier, but look at this

[03:31:48] this is like at fucking like nine no there's like 11 a.m.

[03:31:57] 11 a.m. who said to me this month and he says he goes just did a hundred rounds of PG today

[03:32:05] minimum we gotta want it bro like we're gonna play at least one I at least want to be like

[03:32:12] yeah but there's no way we don't okay chat is it hard to qualify to heat on West like

[03:32:17] real talk oh I forgot we're playing way is it that hard oh my god I forgot we're

[03:32:23] saying no we actually could call heats I'm not getting I just got a

[03:32:28] confidence boost we could a hundred percent quality there's no way bro but

[03:32:31] we're like Shaq and Kobe bro like that as a fully yeah fully though like we're

[03:32:37] gonna be out there just dominating bro I'm not gonna lie we're gonna have to

[03:32:42] learn though because it's new to be a new map maybe new meta wait first time

[03:32:47] chatter bro following today it's actually following tomorrow it says okay

[03:32:51] don't know how that works hello Ron thanks for the inspo my dream has become

[03:32:55] a streamer and yes I'm trying to make that possible oh he's done two times

[03:32:58] hey we're getting spam that lacy stream what's going on here what happened this

[03:33:07] is the sketchiest place I've ever think you could ever pick up a segue at where

[03:33:12] where the fuck is Lacy?

[03:33:13] Is he on a fucking airstrip?

[03:33:18] Well, it's kind of crazy.

[03:33:19] It looks like he's probably driving a fucking refrigerator on the road.

[03:33:23] Where am I going?

[03:33:25] How is he on an airstrip?

[03:33:28] Is this a script?

[03:33:29] Like, what the fuck is this?

[03:33:30] He's on a military base.

[03:33:38] Oh, that's a cool ass plane.

[03:33:40] I hate your voice, oh god.

[03:33:42] You're about to make Trevor?

[03:33:44] No bullshit though.

[03:33:45] This is the way you change the shit.

[03:33:47] It's actually just like AIDS.

[03:33:48] Cut the cameras?

[03:33:49] Like hearing the worst thing ever, bro.

[03:33:50] Would they know we're recording?

[03:33:51] And you know he's gonna say something retarded?

[03:33:53] No.

[03:33:58] Alright, I don't care about this.

[03:34:00] Unless he dies, he doesn't even raise me.

[03:34:02] He was talking crazy. Hey!

[03:34:04] Hey, what are you talking shit?

[03:34:06] Hey, come on.

[03:34:08] I've seen a clip even though I'm crazy.

[03:34:10] I don't know.

[03:34:12] Okay. Thank you, Joe.

[03:34:14] I've got one.

[03:34:30] That's why everyone should drink alcohol.

[03:34:32] Did you see how much you gained from when he came up to you?

[03:34:34] You literally played it off, took a sip of your drink,

[03:34:36] took a sip of your drink like nothing ever happened now imagine if that was a walk like

[03:34:39] imagine if you were pouring up that dirty and he's in your face you're just drinking

[03:34:42] that shit like what?

[03:34:43] Well why is my face edited like this?

[03:34:46] That's my question.

[03:34:47] Edited?

[03:34:48] That's literally how you look to the next layer.

[03:34:51] I don't know why you're saying edited.

[03:34:54] Oh my god, bro.

[03:34:58] I'll be honest with you dude.

[03:35:00] I, dude, Kimmy said that I shouldn't dye my hair, bro.

[03:35:03] I look he wants you.

[03:35:06] the girl tries to nerf them bro. He doesn't want you to get looked at, attracted by other

[03:35:09] girls. You were primed up when your hair was blonde.

[03:35:12] Really? But I've told me that even my mom says that my hair looks better black.

[03:35:17] Yeah but also, your mom also like the thing is like, everyone knows that your mom isn't

[03:35:22] going to give you like a good piece of advice as well. Like your mom, moms don't want their

[03:35:26] kids to get tattoos, don't want their kids to get piercings, moms don't want their kids

[03:35:29] to do shit.

[03:35:30] Bro.

[03:35:31] That's why you just gotta fucking peek and just do it.

[03:35:34] I'll be honest with you though. She did tell me to keep my facial hair

[03:35:37] But the thing is I hate my facial hair. Bro. No facial hair is out bro. We're done with facial hair, bro

[03:35:42] Yeah, I'm just a baby bro. Like, bro, I'm just a fucking, I'm just a baby, bro

[03:35:49] You don't have facial hair. Yo, dude, this is facial hair if it grows this shit grows so quickly

[03:35:55] Like, oh my god, I shaved yesterday. Oh, I'm a fucking man, bro. Y'all gonna treat me like a man, okay?

[03:36:01] You're not going to treat me like I'm a little ass kid, did I?

[03:36:06] Did you see this?

[03:36:09] Want to start by saying this as we, the Sidemen, wish JJ the best in respect to his decision

[03:36:13] to leave.

[03:36:14] You'll be forever grateful for the amazing moments and memories we shared together.

[03:36:17] Unfortunately, his exit did not happen in the way any of us wanted it to.

[03:36:22] That has understandably left lots of you confused and we feel we owe you some clarity.

[03:36:28] difficult for us to address the situation and has taken some time because we're a

[03:36:31] group and not an individual. We don't have a spokesperson as such and each of

[03:36:36] our opinions and feelings differ, which is why we're using this shared statement.

[03:36:40] Ideally, we would have loved the opportunity to give JJ the send-off he

[03:36:44] deserved, a proper farewell video, time for everyone to process it, a chance to

[03:36:48] celebrate everything we built together. Unfortunately, JJ realized the news we

[03:36:52] released the news before we had agreed on a mutual way of letting our audience

[03:36:56] No, this is the end of an era but not the end of the Sidemen the rest of us will continue to bring the sidemen content with the same commitment

[03:37:02] Optimism we've always had we look forward to continuing helping the journey

[03:37:08] What do you think about that lace I

[03:37:11] Mean, yeah, fuck it. Let's do it

[03:37:13] Yeah, that's pretty good way to put it. I mean it's hard. It's hard because they all obviously

[03:37:17] Have their own take so do you think there's something internally? They just don't want to say

[03:37:22] No, I don't think so. I just think they're all oldest fuck

[03:37:24] and their lives are all changing so I mean like bro I mean like bro I mean

[03:37:30] like it's kind of just the truth though like they're all just growing and their

[03:37:34] lives are changing so I saw this clip of KSI talking about I don't know if I got

[03:37:38] clip baited it was like him saying that he wants to get more views than like

[03:37:43] speed mr. Beast and the Sidemen I don't know if that was real though but said

[03:37:46] again I didn't hear you I actually he said he wants to get like more views than

[03:37:50] like speed mr. Beast in the Sidemen is it clip baiting I did see people saying

[03:37:59] like oh cast as weird cuz he wants to go be the UK mr. Beast like people are

[03:38:03] saying that like oh he's leaving his voice to go be the UK mr. Beast

[03:38:07] bro talking about my face here bro look how far away too deep in you see what

[03:38:12] happens when people tell me look I look like there's no way people genuinely

[03:38:16] I don't think you look good in this. I'm sorry, you look like a fucking homeless.

[03:38:19] I look like a pedophile, bro.

[03:38:20] There is no way, like, I'm not even getting your chai's actually trolling you.

[03:38:23] Yeah, I look like a pedophile, bro.

[03:38:28] Wait, look at that shit, the lip thing.

[03:38:33] Uh, that was bad?

[03:38:35] I mean, bro.

[03:38:37] That's what y'all said, y'all are like, keep it.

[03:38:41] Uh, yes you.

[03:38:43] I mean my hair here wasn't that bad, I don't like this hair.

[03:38:47] I don't like when it's black with blonde.

[03:38:50] I like when it's just full blonde.

[03:38:56] Oh shit, it's about to happen, yup.

[03:38:58] I don't know how to fuck it.

[03:39:00] Hey, where you gonna make it work? I got questions written down.

[03:39:02] Yo, what's your plan?

[03:39:04] I could put my phone on or anything.

[03:39:06] How long someone in M&M's tell me?

[03:39:11] I have a question.

[03:39:13] Dad, is 7TV still down for real?

[03:39:15] Really?

[03:39:17] You can't just hold it?

[03:39:19] I can't, but that shit's ass kind of.

[03:39:21] Wait, so you guys can't see Keck Walks and all that?

[03:39:24] A big ass iPad?

[03:39:26] Nah, that's fine.

[03:39:29] Damn, bros, y'all lives just ruined right now?

[03:39:32] Fong, bro, can't see a Keck Walk?

[03:39:35] Holy shit.

[03:39:37] Yo, Chad, you know what game I actually been playing?

[03:39:40] actually been put like I want to play you why Asian Jeff are you typing in my

[03:39:44] stream bro like bro you have a fight tomorrow bro lock in like bro get out

[03:39:50] of my chat bro that is get out well you know a game I actually been like

[03:39:58] watching a lot of off-stream now but I've been watching Daisy like every night

[03:40:02] after I end oh my god this is like one of the greatest games ever did anyone

[03:40:06] play daisy standalone growing up or no does anyone even know what this is

[03:40:13] anyone even know what daisy standalone is bro this was like a peak fucking game

[03:40:18] why am I getting told jinxies cheating hold on hold on hold on we're

[03:40:23] pausing everything

[03:40:32] killing it once is fine

[03:40:34] kill it once

[03:40:36] some bullcrap spell you gotta get that complicates things for no reason

[03:40:40] i don't know why people are showing that

[03:40:43] this isn't the most interesting farm late game

[03:40:45] did he cheat or not?

[03:40:50] oh wait he's allowed to do this

[03:40:52] Oh, is this the free runes or no?

[03:40:54] Oh, he's allowed to do this.

[03:40:55] Oh, and God, he's allowed to do that.

[03:40:57] He's allowed to do that.

[03:40:58] Oh, and God, he's allowed to do that.

[03:41:00] You could do that.

[03:41:01] You could do that.

[03:41:02] You could farm runes.

[03:41:03] That's not a la Mickey.

[03:41:04] Everyone farms runes, bro.

[03:41:05] No one does it legit.

[03:41:06] Facts or no.

[03:41:07] Nobody does it legit.

[03:41:11] This game was actually peak when it first came out.

[03:41:13] The problem is, is like,

[03:41:15] I used to play so much of this.

[03:41:16] Yo, would you ever play a game like this with me,

[03:41:18] at least, off stream or no?

[03:41:19] Daisy, what is it?

[03:41:20] Kind of like Tarkov style?

[03:41:22] It's so much harder. Daisy standalone used to be the best game, but like it got like way harder

[03:41:27] Like I play a game like this off stream. Yeah, I'm God cuz I never really

[03:41:31] Like never got into any games like this

[03:41:33] I'd be down. I can't play it on stream. You guys are just stream sniping coming in room. I all my like rust

[03:41:39] But I look like is there like prox chat

[03:41:43] Yeah

[03:41:45] Daisy's a masterpiece

[03:41:46] The best game I ever that my top five games. I've ever played growing up is Minecraft Black Ops 2

[03:41:55] Minecraft Black Ops 2 skate 3

[03:41:57] Daisy standalone and like

[03:42:00] 2016 rust like old rust is like

[03:42:08] No old rust like look at this shit rust

[03:42:11] But did anyone play rust when it first like not came out but like a long long time ago

[03:42:16] But not even 7 years, it's gotta be farther back than 7 years, like 8 years ago, maybe like 10 years ago.

[03:42:21] That's crazy, I've been playing forever, bro.

[03:42:24] Am I a fucking dork?

[03:42:27] Well, like, I gotta look at videos from like 9 years ago, like, look, the XP system, classic!

[03:42:34] Well, this game used to be like, look at, look how weird the graphics used to look, like, look how different it used to look.

[03:42:38] Since, now you're probably sitting there thinking,

[03:42:40] It was way better, oh god, it was way better.

[03:42:42] Because of all these problems, what are the solutions? Now, I'm not an expert at creating-

[03:42:46] To hear it and also the top right of the on God this used to be good video. There's gonna be a little

[03:42:53] Anything is just always so much better. Yeah, why do we have to know? Are we gonna die soon or no?

[03:43:02] It's got just said look at my followage five years and five months Wow

[03:43:05] Who is the longest followage in my chat is there a way I could check that on the website?

[03:43:09] Like I wonder who my first follower is on Twitch and you guys are just saying me like Dean Papa

[03:43:15] you're fucking dork bro I actually wonder who my first follower was on

[03:43:22] twitch there has to be a way to see it like deadass do you think he still

[03:43:26] watches me or no he could welfare david just prime impoverished in the 22

[03:43:32] months fuck I gotta start reading subs from an L streamer commander root maybe

[03:43:40] Who was my first ever twitch sub though was it clicks no, I don't think it was you I think it was like clicks I

[03:43:48] Don't know if you were first you were like my third sub or fourth sub I think

[03:43:54] Yeah, first time's kind of crazy. Oh my first sub was my IRL friend Milwaukee. That's my first friend. That's my IRL friend

[03:44:02] You peep this collab

[03:44:04] Little Wayne's son and Ye's daughter Northwest has dropped a new collab.

[03:44:34] said industry plants yo guys this is this is the kids of some of the most like

[03:44:51] what did north west has a good song on God shit like I only one part of the song

[03:45:01] It's good to me though. It's like piercing on my hands, flights to Japan, and then it just gets bad.

[03:45:31] I

[03:45:46] Just like me did a lot of wrong things to our generation

[03:45:50] It's like how though, bro

[03:45:54] I'll be honest man

[03:45:56] All right, man

[03:45:58] Too slimy like disease disease disease y'all fans still like people really listen

[03:46:06] Not me personally, sorry, sorry, Mijo. It's okay. Mijo. Oh my god. What the hell?

[03:46:13] But what did you say? Loading followers page 346 out of 46,000 son

[03:46:21] Yeah, bro, who followed me like dead ass like

[03:46:25] Like, like, what error did y'all follow me during COVID, during like, Fortnite, OG, Fortnite?

[03:46:32] Like, oh no, bro.

[03:46:35] Like, now, like, new phase, sub-a-thon?

[03:46:39] Like, what error did y'all follow me?

[03:46:42] Burger, get down?

[03:46:43] Be honest, Lace, did you ever follow me and unfollow me?

[03:46:47] No.

[03:46:48] There's so many times.

[03:46:50] I don't think so.

[03:46:51] You mean like, like fell off, so I don't follow you or like, how do I do it?

[03:46:54] Well, there's gotta be at least a couple people in this chat who saw me fall off, unfollowed me,

[03:46:59] and was like, ah, this guy, fuck this guy.

[03:47:00] And they were like, I would never unfollow someone because they don't get as much viewers

[03:47:04] as they used to.

[03:47:05] If anything, I'd like them more.

[03:47:06] Yeah, there's a lot of people who don't think like that.

[03:47:10] I know, which is kind of crazy, because you're just a fucking bot.

[03:47:16] I found you through speed back in 2023 OG Fortnite?

[03:47:20] Oh god.

[03:47:21] But what are like it's so interesting how everyone found me from like different things

[03:47:26] Is this is this shit happening yet, or is it still like delayed?

[03:47:30] Is you see on the next boss?

[03:47:33] Yo, he's going through all these bosses, bro

[03:47:40] What are you linking me

[03:47:43] Why are you linking me a plaque boy max abs shirtless photo, bro?

[03:47:49] And why is this gym in like fucking hotel like Transylvania?

[03:47:54] The fuck is this?

[03:47:59] Why does it look like he got VBL abs?

[03:48:02] He might.

[03:48:04] In the meantime watch this.

[03:48:07] But I'm not watching Family Guy in most offensive moments.

[03:48:10] Alright man, this is-

[03:48:11] While we wait for Jason's fucking press conference.

[03:48:15] Low key peak, like a low keely.

[03:48:17] I'll watch one if it's bad. I'm not watching it. This is Harry the homosexual. Say hi to everyone Harry

[03:48:22] Hi, fellas. I sure do love being gay Harry's choice of lifestyle is wrong. So we're gonna beat him up for it

[03:48:29] Oh, now take these baseball bats and get to it

[03:48:33] All right, so far

[03:48:35] No, no, no, don't use the bats like that. No, no, don't use them like that either. All right. Look just put them down and use your fists

[03:48:43] No, no, no, no like that

[03:48:45] hey there sweetie how old are you 16 18 yeah

[03:48:51] this is going diggity diggity diggity I'm ready for my oh my god friends are

[03:48:58] looking for your friends with a negro and a dog I can't watch this on stream

[03:49:03] oh god I care hey bro what is I'm gonna get banned dude Jesus Christ what are you

[03:49:13] You licking me.

[03:49:14] What?

[03:49:15] What?

[03:49:16] What?

[03:49:17] What?

[03:49:18] What?

[03:49:19] What?

[03:49:20] That's disgusting, bro.

[03:49:21] Like, you never know what people are doing, bro.

[03:49:23] No, I was in the back yard right now.

[03:49:25] It's probably sad how, like, like, I get it, like, don't judge anyone, but, man, sometimes

[03:49:29] we gotta judge people.

[03:49:30] Like, what the fuck are you doing?

[03:49:31] Like, this person used to be, like, a kid.

[03:49:32] This person, like, I think about this, I think.

[03:49:33] No, I think about that all the time.

[03:49:34] This person went through their 10s and 20s, like, they used to be, like, an actual, like,

[03:49:38] child.

[03:49:39] And now they're just doing this, bro.

[03:49:41] Hey bro, try this with that.

[03:49:45] If you really, try this with everything if you really.

[03:49:48] What's up?

[03:49:57] What is going on?

[03:49:59] He said man, do you still have the matter daddy that I saw in the video?

[03:50:03] What?

[03:50:04] Matter daddy?

[03:50:05] Yeah, the matter daddy.

[03:50:06] It's in the video.

[03:50:07] Matter daddy?

[03:50:08] Yeah.

[03:50:09] What is that?

[03:50:10] got a matter daddy from the video was a matter daddy oh nothing I'm fine

[03:50:17] thank you

[03:50:20] he did that shit the first one I saw was the ice spice thing

[03:50:25] with Taylor Swift did you guys at the Super Bowl did y'all experience like

[03:50:31] any kind of matter daddy or anything like that

[03:50:34] what does that mean? it's not a football thing but just like a matter daddy

[03:50:38] What's the matter daddy?

[03:50:40] Nothing. What's the matter with you?

[03:50:41] Thank you daddy!

[03:50:42] Thank you so much!

[03:50:44] Thank you so much!

[03:50:46] Hey hey hey hey hey hey!

[03:50:48] She got a reason.

[03:50:50] Actually top 5 most successful Riz moments.

[03:50:54] Oh sorry, I can't even laugh.

[03:50:57] Actually top 5 moments.

[03:50:58] You got ass.

[03:51:01] Um...

[03:51:02] Ah...

[03:51:04] Alright.

[03:51:05] Is this shit happening?

[03:51:06] Or NAR?

[03:51:07] I'm behind him, anyone that snips in the ring and packs thousands of people.

[03:51:15] Ron react to this.

[03:51:16] Why is this in Jason's chat?

[03:51:17] What is this?

[03:51:18] What the fuck?

[03:51:19] I'm into this.

[03:51:20] Oh, it's good to have a woman.

[03:51:21] Appreciate you introducing us.

[03:51:22] Yeah, you like her or what?

[03:51:23] Like what, bro?

[03:51:24] It's not even that funny.

[03:51:25] What was that face?

[03:51:26] You're the point.

[03:51:27] He was introducing us.

[03:51:28] I've never met her before.

[03:51:29] Like what is?

[03:51:30] What was that there, sir?

[03:51:32] He just, he was introducing us, I've never met him before.

[03:51:35] Like what is, anybody met me for it?

[03:51:38] I could be someone, they give me a sum plus better.

[03:51:40] Benjamin Mariahu.

[03:51:42] Mariahu, the burnt peanut is in Fortnite.

[03:51:45] Bro, oh my god, how did they do that?

[03:51:48] Oh, we're winning FNC.

[03:51:50] Imagine, we're pre-editing someone with this skin on, bro.

[03:51:53] I can already see the whole vision.

[03:51:55] Am I even cheating, bro?

[03:51:56] Like, am I even trying to be a hater?

[03:51:57] I'm a hater, bro.

[03:51:58] bro how the fuck did he get a skin like bro we can't compete on Starlink bro

[03:52:07] let's do Dennis Riz moments one this is what y'all want me to watch bro

[03:52:20] what am I yeah I'm a grown-ass man bro yeah the burp peanut got a skin bro who's

[03:52:25] buying this job of me are y'all buying this we will be buying this low-key like

[03:52:33] this is crazy man you think they would ever add me to the game or no like at

[03:52:37] this rate I don't think they would it's all maybe if we win bro like do you think

[03:52:47] it's possible to win another FNCS like at me winning one I'm gonna actually ask

[03:52:50] chat GPT this if you played with like fucking someone who's really good yeah

[03:52:56] and then you took you actually took it serious as well yo chat GPT it's me

[03:53:00] stable and all go the twitch streamer I'm gonna be playing the fortnight FNCS

[03:53:11] this month coming up. Wondering if you think I have a chance to win another FNCS or not.

[03:53:24] I'm going to waste some water on this. If you're a talker, you absolutely have a chance to make

[03:53:30] FNCS, but weighing another FNCS is a different tier challenge. You already have something that

[03:53:33] 99.999% of Fortnite players don't have. You actually won an FNCS. The reason I never count you out

[03:53:40] is because you've proven you can perform in under pressure. You're still mechanically

[03:53:44] good enough to compete with top players. You understand end games at levels most content

[03:53:48] creators don't. When you're fully locked in, you're much better than people give credit

[03:53:51] for. The hard part is that FNCS is insanely stacked. Players like Peter Bob, Vino, Queezy

[03:53:56] and other current pros are grinding competitive full time every day.

[03:53:59] We don't worry about any of those players that just got named, by the way. Because we're

[03:54:03] on fucking the Mickey region.

[03:54:05] Hmm

[03:54:08] Who are you running effort CS with that answer changes a lot who's better me or clicks

[03:54:16] Actually got to know what he would say if we're talking about all time a performer

[03:54:19] I'd give the edge to Cody clicks Conra

[03:54:22] fuck and if your chat is asking if they're probably not asking for an objective answer

[03:54:36] anyway they want ammo for the next argument yeah brother shit it's just this shit reads

[03:54:42] my chat bro this shit actually reads my chat this shit actually reads my chat bro I'm not

[03:54:51] of the mickey fnc do you think I got carried in fncs no I don't think people

[03:55:00] throw the word a lot of that you benefit from having excellent teammates

[03:55:05] your teammate benefit from having you calling up and she became a kid if you

[03:55:08] go in there yeah I mean that's what you guys hey we're gonna be buying the bar

[03:55:12] peanuts again that's all that matters yo are they starting Eminem's yo Eminem's

[03:55:17] How long?

[03:55:18] I don't want to.

[03:55:19] Did Jason forget he has to do it?

[03:55:20] The towel being thrown.

[03:55:21] Seven minutes.

[03:55:22] Yo, he got like a whole set up, bro.

[03:55:23] I wanted to try.

[03:55:24] What is this, TikTok?

[03:55:25] What are you licking me bro?

[03:55:26] I'm gonna actually get like, just banned from like, every type of like, sponsor, bro.

[03:55:41] What is this?

[03:55:42] This is the type of bike sponsor, Ralph.

[03:55:44] Who's this?

[03:56:12] you

[03:56:42] you

[03:57:12] you

[03:57:42] you

[03:58:12] you

[03:58:42] You just wait for this shit to start.

[03:59:00] When you came out like me and you-

[03:59:01] Nope.

[03:59:02] No face.

[03:59:03] You scratch our backs, we'll scratch Jules.

[03:59:06] Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is, is that it's located on my cock.

[03:59:10] Fuck that.

[03:59:11] Alright bro, I gotta stop clicking shit.

[03:59:13] Alright, you wanna do something in the meantime?

[03:59:15] I'm done.

[03:59:16] That's a good movie though.

[03:59:17] Is it?

[03:59:18] Yeah, I'll also have me say this is probably...

[03:59:19] Tonight, I'll throw myself into the woods crazy

[03:59:26] I'll look like a princess, I'll look at you sendin' her

[03:59:30] Oh, LeBrona's dead, that's gonna retire soon.

[03:59:33] And that's gonna just change everything.

[03:59:38] Like it low key makes me like I don't really necessarily like like all just sides. I'm a larp larp so horror

[03:59:43] I don't really watch basketball like it won't affect me

[03:59:47] But isn't it kind of weird to just watch someone leave the league like LeBron?

[03:59:52] Like that as like that's just letting you know that like you're just getting old, bro

[03:59:56] Well, great, like it's just kind of weird man

[03:59:59] I don't know like there's gotta be at least one of my viewers who saw like Shaq retire because they're probably like 40

[04:00:04] Watching me on the screen trying to get away from their busted wife

[04:00:07] Well, like I don't know bro like other than that like LeBron is like our is our like just like hero man

[04:00:15] Truthfully, no, what is it? And then like what is this bro? Oh, he backs you up and then like what is that? Yeah?

[04:00:29] See like I know I can admit see the thing is like I can admit when I'm wrong

[04:00:34] But but it doesn't if there's never a time well when I'm wrong

[04:00:41] There's never a time when I'm wrong that like it isn't for like any like particular reason

[04:00:47] Genuinely serious genuinely serious

[04:01:01] Edit of Jesus Christ

[04:01:04] I'm done clicking links bro I'm just waiting for this shit to start in the

[04:01:11] meantime bro let's play show raids again while we wait you have my stream up

[04:01:14] okay who am I ready

[04:01:29] give me a topic let's do a talk and then I see what's saying you're ugly guys

[04:01:33] That's not what I'm asking. Yo, give me a topic wrong. Give me a topic. Give you a topic

[04:01:38] Yes, you can guess okay the political and economic state of the world

[04:01:49] I don't know Benjamin Netanyahu

[04:01:56] I gotta stop making these jokes where I'm dead, I'm getting some more of these guys. Yep, that's me

[04:02:03] All right, bro, this is never starting Bob. They're not becoming a mine or not a Minecraft youtuber

[04:02:10] I'm thinking about becoming a Roblox youtuber like I'm gonna just be I'm gonna make a Roblox account, bro

[04:02:16] We can go through tiktok likes. Oh, no

[04:02:22] That's all it's like a classic

[04:02:26] My likes I don't know what's on my like so who the fuck is he and why fucking in my draws yet?

[04:02:33] BOOM!

[04:02:34] That's the good bossy

[04:02:35] Hey!

[04:02:36] Hey!

[04:02:36] He was not screaming late for his signature, bro!

[04:02:38] Do not give a fuck about what others think of me.

[04:02:42] I am going to make it.

[04:02:44] And that's a fucking promise.

[04:02:47] Like, bro.

[04:02:48] How is-

[04:02:49] No, no, no, no, no.

[04:02:50] How is this guy commenting on every single one of the clip himself?

[04:02:54] These have less than 500 likes.

[04:02:57] I don't know, bro.

[04:02:58] I just-

[04:02:59] Don't put up this thing in the car.

[04:03:01] Is this bad?

[04:03:02] You know how I like it when we lovin' on you

[04:03:06] I don't wanna after the night in this space

[04:03:09] I don't care who's doing better than me

[04:03:11] I'm not in competition with anyone else

[04:03:13] The only rival I have

[04:03:15] Is the person I was yesterday

[04:03:17] Last year

[04:03:18] I was different

[04:03:21] Like why is this in my likes?

[04:03:25] I did not like this, bro

[04:03:27] Like why is this in my likes?

[04:03:29] Look at me nigga, look

[04:03:31] I'm I'm blowing like Bruce leave away. I got like bro

[04:03:47] Who made this burger?

[04:03:51] Who made this burger?

[04:03:54] No, who made it?

[04:03:56] You made it. I want to say get a damn good job

[04:04:01] You're welcome!

[04:04:02] Well, I'm actually my little brother, but it's my one time.

[04:04:04] Okay!

[04:04:05] I want you-

[04:04:05] Buzz on, even though what's going on,

[04:04:07] Trying to play on me, then I'll shovel Mr. Pippin' on the field.

[04:04:10] Know what's going on, you're on a different time zone.

[04:04:12] Negative satellite bitches, they companion on to my phone.

[04:04:14] Looking real sketchy in the booth on-

[04:04:17] You packed it up, you drove away.

[04:04:20] You said goodbye and you didn't say a thing.

[04:04:22] Baby, I look good, I look handsome.

[04:04:25] Somebody gon' take me for ransom.

[04:04:27] I don't care if this baby is gonna pull me, he's the only one that's going to suck.

[04:04:33] Make her disappear just like poof, then she's gone.

[04:04:36] A dickhead don't know what the fuck I'm on, I can't stop it when I feel it coming on.

[04:04:43] Don't need two that starts me smoking something strong, take her down and then she'll be the...

[04:04:48] This is a message to Kendrick Lamar. Stop talking about Drake, bro, before he gets

[04:05:02] risks. This is a message to everybody in the world

[04:05:07] that is sad or whatever doesn't matter what you are. I want you to pay this song.

[04:05:12] Oh my god, so they're Eclipse.

[04:05:24] These are old-out holy shit, 224 lights.

[04:05:30] Yeah bro, I'm just under my lights, right?

[04:05:31] You told me to.

[04:05:32] If you can't call me to check up on me, please don't call me when you need something.

[04:05:37] I'm in my I don't give a fuck mode when it comes to people who only need me when they need

[04:06:07] Oh, it's pretty much correct.

[04:06:14] Aprena, you'll be rewarded.

[04:06:16] If you're someone who works for you...

[04:06:24] Deadpool Jr.

[04:06:31] What is this?

[04:06:33] Do I see Max's title, guys?

[04:06:35] It's all so hard, motherfuckers wanna find me

[04:06:37] I actually see that, I'm working hard right now

[04:06:40] When I see that you been learning and when you get to shop

[04:06:42] You spend it like you earned it and when you popped off

[04:06:45] When your ex, he deserved it, I thought you were the one

[04:06:47] For the job that you earned it

[04:06:49] When I see

[04:06:54] Be honest

[04:06:56] I'm done

[04:06:57] You mind if we ask you a quick question?

[04:07:25] It's my life. I'm not even kidding.

[04:07:27] I have to say, gang to the party with me.

[04:07:29] Five white boys, but they not in sync.

[04:07:33] Alright guys, let's check out Blackboy Max's title.

[04:07:38] This girl cheats on her guy with her cousin.

[04:07:40] So we put him on a date to find new love.

[04:07:43] Wow, that's where I got told to click on.

[04:07:45] Guys, I'm literally fucking working my ass off right now, waiting for a press conference.

[04:07:50] Shut up and lock in.

[04:07:55] And I'm finished showing what it's about

[04:07:57] I'm finished like this nigga out, out, out

[04:07:59] I feel a foot in my butt like spaghetti

[04:08:01] He thought he was a pizza

[04:08:03] He met me and I'm finished showing what it's about

[04:08:05] Hit the lip thing, bro

[04:08:07] I'm finished like this

[04:08:08] She actually did the lazy lip thing

[04:08:09] She owns

[04:08:11] What you want, talk to me about

[04:08:13] I'm finished by life

[04:08:15] Well then I see you, see you

[04:08:17] I run out of words

[04:08:19] I was fighting forever

[04:08:21] I was fighting forever

[04:08:23] I'm gonna make it fly, flyin' baby

[04:08:26] I'm gonna make it fly, flyin' baby

[04:08:28] So come on, let it go, oh, oh

[04:08:31] Just let it be

[04:08:35] Get off!

[04:08:36] Damn off!

[04:08:36] We're going out to eat!

[04:08:38] We're going out to eat!

[04:08:39] Going out to eat!

[04:08:41] What are we doin'?

[04:08:42] We're going out to eat?

[04:08:46] We're going out to eat!

[04:08:47] Yeah.

[04:08:47] Peel, peel, peel!

[04:08:49] Peel, peel, peel!

[04:08:51] Uh-huh!

[04:08:51] Wait a minute!

[04:08:53] is a chop of force and spirit

[04:08:56] we finna try fruit loops milk is it busting?

[04:08:59] we finna find out

[04:09:00] is it busting?

[04:09:04] what is my taste rap?

[04:09:07] whoa! that's not milk dance

[04:09:10] so shit come out there, bump it like a river

[04:09:14] smell it come out, baby fashion deliver

[04:09:18] oh

[04:09:18] so shit

[04:09:21] yo

[04:09:23] I

[04:09:30] Put your pants on

[04:09:48] All right, that's it you got anything important or no you want to show me yours

[04:09:53] Let's see what I got.

[04:09:55] Turn it over bro.

[04:09:57] See if I can pop my screen share for ya.

[04:09:59] Turn it on when you're in.

[04:10:01] Yeah I'm in.

[04:10:03] There.

[04:10:05] Yeah, and you see, feel like I know that.

[04:10:07] I'm not gonna be taking it so much.

[04:10:17] You just hate boyfriend and girlfriend, bro.

[04:10:23] What's that one sound like I'm like, I was on 2k and I'm like

[04:10:38] You let me know in this case

[04:10:42] You look at a post

[04:10:53] I feel like there's a sample of people.

[04:10:55] Reels!

[04:10:56] I said go do your reels.

[04:10:58] Okay, let me hide my screen.

[04:11:00] Why?

[04:11:01] Why?

[04:11:02] Why?

[04:11:03] Why?

[04:11:04] Why?

[04:11:05] Okay.

[04:11:06] Guys, I need to see.

[04:11:09] What pops up first?

[04:11:10] What are you looking at, bro?

[04:11:12] Are you going on your PC?

[04:11:14] No, I like that.

[04:11:15] Have you ever bought an OnlyFans?

[04:11:18] No, I've never bought an OnlyFans.

[04:11:21] I fucked my coal cap.

[04:11:25] Took her to a rage room, she started.

[04:11:27] Making a world feel sex.

[04:11:28] Celebrities like Hayley B. Burke.

[04:11:31] Right.

[04:11:32] My night didn't change.

[04:11:34] My day.

[04:11:35] This is easy.

[04:11:36] Like, this guy has good videos.

[04:11:39] It's just really loud.

[04:11:42] It's true, they're muser.

[04:11:44] I'm out of that, guys.

[04:11:48] Dude, make a choice, bro.

[04:11:49] Don't pop her.

[04:11:50] haha she like

[04:11:52] dude

[04:11:54] dude

[04:11:56] dude

[04:11:58] maybe people actually react to this shit like that

[04:12:00] that's so bad

[04:12:02] that's so bad

[04:12:04] she's like

[04:12:06] realz is good though, realz is where i go on a drool

[04:12:08] tiktok is like, lowkey fire sometimes

[04:12:10] hahahaha

[04:12:12] congratulations

[04:12:14] we don't got shit bro

[04:12:16] Okay bro.

[04:12:18] See like this is what you get on yours bro.

[04:12:21] Go to our DMs bro. Shout out of it's safe.

[04:12:24] I could go to our DMs but I would have to look first.

[04:12:27] Oh look at our DMs I'm hiding it bro.

[04:12:29] Oh god you're hiding it.

[04:12:31] Yes. Like a hundred percent.

[04:12:33] Yes.

[04:12:37] You gotta hurry though bro. My attention is bad.

[04:12:40] Okay.

[04:12:42] Is it bad or is it good?

[04:12:44] Hold on hold on hold on I'm pulling it up make sure it's nothing bad

[04:12:52] Is it bad

[04:12:54] Maybe this is even one day. Is this even work?

[04:12:56] No, it's not worth it. Oh God. It's not worth it. I want it

[04:13:06] I'm done watching that shit bruh Chad is it about a start or am I just getting like is this just forming hours though?

[04:13:11] Yo, where's so keys he deaf and still?

[04:13:13] What is he doing?

[04:13:15] He's deathing.

[04:13:17] He's live?

[04:13:19] Hey, Soki's been in this call this whole time.

[04:13:21] Couple things, couple things. You get ass need to be.

[04:13:23] No, I'm not no goner, nigga.

[04:13:25] Don't even...

[04:13:27] Yo, there's too much going on. Listen.

[04:13:29] We finna bring bro on in like an hour.

[04:13:31] What the fuck up, dumbass?

[04:13:33] Dude, you wanna bring us along during the playoffs to get a loser?

[04:13:35] Not repeat.

[04:13:37] I am some puppy farting.

[04:13:39] We all situate, nigga.

[04:13:41] reset my shit this is not now you got to reset your shit now you got to reset your

[04:13:45] shit you horny ass nigga you're the streaming go thank you for the subs

[04:13:51] late my you know I'm not just one family member away from being in other

[04:14:03] Oh

[04:14:08] That nigga inspired me

[04:14:22] I'm not gonna go

[04:14:26] I definitely had a bad-ass cousin though. No

[04:14:33] Oh

[04:14:50] My cousin's like 50 60 my children

[04:14:55] It can't be me

[04:14:57] I mean sometimes there was

[04:15:01] Niggas had to pee we peed at the same time, bro, we was like four niggas didn't even know what dicks was

[04:15:07] We didn't know see

[04:15:08] So chill out, bro. All right, relax. What is this disgusting?

[04:15:19] Maybe we have a hella

[04:15:27] call yourself. You're still

[04:15:34] Yo, J5.

[04:15:38] Yo, J5.

[04:15:42] Why?

[04:15:44] What do I do?

[04:15:45] Nah, bro, you're going crazy.

[04:15:46] You just had this shit in a handful. Are you crazy?

[04:15:49] You're moving.

[04:15:50] Bro, this shit, this shit's still on my piece.

[04:15:52] You deadass can't let go.

[04:15:54] What?

[04:15:55] It's still on my piece, bro!

[04:15:57] You think your shit is glue?

[04:15:58] YAAA!

[04:16:01] Yo, Ron, I won't fucking kill you.

[04:16:04] Ron, I won't fucking skin you alive!

[04:16:07] I'm not fucking playing with you, bro!

[04:16:09] I will skin you alive, Ron!

[04:16:11] I will fucking take every hair off your fucking body, nigga!

[04:16:14] And place it back on you, nigga!

[04:16:16] I'm not playing with you, bro!

[04:16:18] Don't ever do those shit like that again!

[04:16:20] Yo, listen to me, bro!

[04:16:21] You're not intimidating me!

[04:16:22] I will literally pick you up

[04:16:24] Buy your fucking body and throw me to the fucking ground

[04:16:27] You get on me the ground you got on me the girl

[04:16:37] Shit out of you little boy. I'll slap the dog shit out of you. Stop telling me right now

[04:16:41] Yeah, I'm sorry right now. Yeah, I'm sorry right now. I'm right in front of you. I'm right in front of you

[04:16:45] I'm sorry right now. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry about that fuck me

[04:16:50] Me

[04:16:54] It's too much shit. Oh, I do what?

[04:16:57] That's it up now. It's it up. Oh, we do it now. Shut up. Now. Shut up now. Shut up. So I'm not sloppy right now

[04:17:03] I'm all right. So now I'm not so now I'm not so I be right now. I'm all right. Yo, so I guess it

[04:17:09] What's up?

[04:17:13] You see

[04:17:17] I'm playing with you, bro

[04:17:19] I play with you, bro. All right now. I'm not not about

[04:17:30] You go

[04:17:33] All right worry about him

[04:17:37] He's coming he's not coming to shit. I'm my soul. You know do a shit

[04:17:42] Where's he at? Who not do is it? What who not do is it?

[04:17:45] Who not doing that?

[04:17:47] Who not doing that?

[04:17:49] I don't even play with you like that boy.

[04:17:51] Bro, I got this shit to your head.

[04:17:53] I don't play around.

[04:17:55] What you doing?

[04:17:57] This is getting serious.

[04:17:59] This is getting serious.

[04:18:01] I don't fucking play around.

[04:18:03] I don't play around.

[04:18:05] Wait, there's like three of me reacting to this.

[04:18:07] Oh shit.

[04:18:09] What's going on, bro?

[04:18:11] Oh shit.

[04:18:13] Hey, there's like eight of me re-

[04:18:15] Wait, wait, what the fuck?

[04:18:17] This dude got me in the is-

[04:18:19] He got me in the is-

[04:18:21] What the fuck is going on?

[04:18:23] Well, I'm not doing the same thing over and over again

[04:18:25] What's going on?

[04:18:27] Yo, get me, go back to Max's room, bro

[04:18:29] I'm trying to go back

[04:18:31] What the fuck is going on?

[04:18:33] I'm just chillin, bro

[04:18:35] I'm just chillin

[04:18:37] Oh shit, the press conference is starting?

[04:18:39] conference is starting

[04:18:42] i'll be back i'm gonna go watch the press conference unless you go and watch with me

[04:18:45] if not you should buy a deafening

[04:18:46] man i am

[04:18:48] i'll watch this shit

[04:18:49] we're good we're good we're good

[04:18:51] how's the quality chat

[04:18:53] don't go live or to my guests i got x getting knocked out

[04:18:57] audio issues

[04:18:59] you sure?

[04:19:00] who's that?

[04:19:01] yo you said it was a hand yo this nigga says a dick ronna

[04:19:03] nigga says a dick ronna

[04:19:04] hold on hold on hold on

[04:19:05] listen y'all

[04:19:08] Type one in the chat if you can hear me before I start.

[04:19:11] Types one.

[04:19:12] One, one, one.

[04:19:14] What the fuck are you talking about, bro?

[04:19:15] What is that?

[04:19:16] Yeah, outlaw, bro.

[04:19:17] This is a new one.

[04:19:18] All right, perfect, perfect.

[04:19:21] All right, chat.

[04:19:23] Today is NMS Boxing Day.

[04:19:34] OK, it's exciting day.

[04:19:36] Let's get this shit going.

[04:19:38] Security shit might get hectic. Okay. I need you to lock shit down at all times

[04:19:46] For holy shit, I bet that's got CTE as NMS boxing for that already knocked out Jeff Jesus

[04:19:52] Anyways, let's start this shit y'all. All right, I did watch shrieks to the twitch chat. Is it on or no?

[04:19:58] Feeling good eggs. You look locked in bro

[04:20:03] Chilling

[04:20:05] You guys enjoy this side. How we feeling?

[04:20:15] Thank you crowd. Yeah, thank you as a crowd

[04:20:19] Okay, okay, okay, whoa question for the mics

[04:20:26] Okay

[04:20:28] So listen this bike's on each side if you're talking just hold the mic if you want to grab it steal it from the person and

[04:20:34] And just talk man, okay free range

[04:20:37] Now X welcome back bro. You seemed more locked in than ever

[04:20:44] Okay last fight, you know you fought Tay

[04:20:49] Obviously weren't happy about you're not happy about what happened. Okay lose to tear this time you're fighting pilot

[04:20:57] What's your mindset going in and it's I

[04:20:59] I just want to fight, bro.

[04:21:02] You just want to scrap.

[04:21:03] Yeah, I just want to fight.

[04:21:04] Holy, is that a war?

[04:21:05] Get in and get out.

[04:21:07] Yep.

[04:21:08] Any game plan?

[04:21:09] Is that a war?

[04:21:10] No.

[04:21:11] No game plan?

[04:21:12] Nope.

[04:21:13] Let's talk in this time.

[04:21:14] Yeah.

[04:21:15] Okay.

[04:21:16] Pilot.

[04:21:17] What about you, bro?

[04:21:18] That was aura.

[04:21:19] Love is aura.

[04:21:20] I'm the same way, man.

[04:21:22] I'm just chilling.

[04:21:23] Okay.

[04:21:24] Are you sober?

[04:21:25] Oh, dude, I've been sober for two months.

[04:21:26] That's why I'm actually not excited.

[04:21:27] excited because fucking drink after this and so oh that's what I was looking

[04:21:32] forward to you know some spots like let me know wow wow so you're not even here

[04:21:42] for the fight you think X is a little boy you think this is like where you're

[04:21:47] here for the partying in the job I'm saying like it's kind of like a reward

[04:21:50] like I'm like glad like it's you know it's that day like I'm excited and it's

[04:21:55] It's like, tomorrow is like, he breaks a variety.

[04:21:58] Like, and it's like a win-win, you know?

[04:22:00] Like, no matter what.

[04:22:01] You know what I'm saying?

[04:22:02] If I get smoked, it's like, okay, like, cool,

[04:22:04] I get up, I can drink, we're good.

[04:22:06] I win, go out and party, even better.

[04:22:09] You know what I'm saying?

[04:22:10] Oh, wow.

[04:22:11] You get what I'm saying?

[04:22:12] Like, do I sound crazy?

[04:22:12] I guess you said it.

[04:22:13] Thank you.

[04:22:14] Thank you.

[04:22:15] Oh, talk to you, dude.

[04:22:16] Um, football pilot though.

[04:22:17] Football pilot?

[04:22:18] Football pilot.

[04:22:19] Oh, so this fight is not, there's no animosity,

[04:22:22] no beef behind it at all?

[04:22:24] I don't hate him.

[04:22:25] I've already got switched like six times and I like big X. I like it. You know, so I was on

[04:22:31] Okay, I'll pop on back. Wow

[04:22:32] I'm talking like, I don't know, the chatbots, you know, but like, I can't take like five different fighters like five different times

[04:22:38] Bro, like, it's true

[04:22:40] Yeah, it's like, I want to see like blood, like there's no beneath going this way

[04:22:44] Nah, I say I'm just saying I'm just saying I'm just saying

[04:22:46] Alright, well, Alex, welcome back, bros, been three years since you've been in the ring

[04:22:53] Um Alex fight less. It's been three years since you've been in the ring

[04:22:58] How are you sir? You said you were sick

[04:23:00] Are you using that as an excuse because Landon here?

[04:23:03] He actually got the first knock down an NMS box and he did he did I heard about that I heard about that

[04:23:08] No, I really did get food poisoning. I'm still not a hundred percent, but I think I got enough in the tank

[04:23:14] To take them out

[04:23:16] What is this camera man? Okay? Okay? What are the thoughts Landon yesterday?

[04:23:20] Yeah, you were, uh, great.

[04:23:22] Uh, yeah.

[04:23:24] Uh, taking a couple shots.

[04:23:26] Uh, yeah, getting lit, you know.

[04:23:28] Celebratory victory lap before him, pre-game, you know.

[04:23:32] Uh, I'm gonna keep it calm, collected, bust his ass.

[04:23:35] And yeah, that's about it.

[04:23:38] His knee seems to be shaking pretty hard over there.

[04:23:41] Are you nervous, Landon?

[04:23:43] Who me? Who me? No, I'm excited.

[04:23:45] I'm excited for tomorrow.

[04:23:47] Excited? Is that why your knee is shaking?

[04:23:49] shaking yes okay okay okay I believe it listen there is a night right yeah and

[04:23:58] he was also late today oh is that why it took so long to get started yes so on

[04:24:05] behalf of everybody I should punish him the model is off coke I didn't say that

[04:24:08] I'm just saying you want to see a show I mean

[04:24:13] They said that he'd be a man to be able to judge

[04:24:15] Adapt to that when he sees them at the last one

[04:24:17] And he was talking to himself

[04:24:19] I don't know

[04:24:21] I'm gonna bust his ass tomorrow, bust his teeth in

[04:24:23] And yeah, they're on a fucking train track

[04:24:25] I don't know what they're doing

[04:24:27] You hear this shit?

[04:24:29] How are you feeling man?

[04:24:31] Any nerves at all here?

[04:24:33] No, not really

[04:24:35] He's gonna get knocked down

[04:24:37] But you were actually supposed to fight on another card

[04:24:39] Not too long ago

[04:24:41] Not too long ago. Yeah, I think it was like last year. I was supposed to fight in Crater Clash, but he got cancer.

[04:24:45] Yeah, that's looks so fucking skinny.

[04:24:47] Yeah.

[04:24:47] Do you have any built-up, like, anger from that and you want to just put the beats on Blackbeats?

[04:24:52] Because I'm not like, before this happened, Blau was talking crazy saying,

[04:24:57] uh, I'm about to put the beats on this Minecraft YouTuber.

[04:25:01] Yeah.

[04:25:01] Uh, yeah, I'm not gonna lie, his words not mine.

[04:25:04] You know, there's a little bit of that. I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I definitely want to show off

[04:25:09] what all the work I put in for sure so okay we'll see you tomorrow

[04:25:14] wow anything to say oh you know it's a tough game out there you know and uh

[04:25:17] you know we just gotta play 200 foot game you know get pucks in deep uh you know

[04:25:21] this is gotta be a real mental you know component to you know boys get boys get emotional but

[04:25:26] you know we gotta stay out of the box uh have you been getting hit hard in training

[04:25:33] I mean yeah you know boys are gonna take some injuries and training but we gotta fight through

[04:25:36] it and uh... you know everyone's everyone's heard everyone's tired out

[04:25:39] there but you know we got pushed through it and you know get pucks in deep

[04:25:43] interest in

[04:25:44] no one should have been on them when it was twirled

[04:25:48] uh... page

[04:25:49] we want to see the winner

[04:25:50] welcome back

[04:25:51] i was in the chat

[04:25:54] last time you fought kdb obviously you got beat the fuck up

[04:25:59] it was kdb

[04:26:00] it was kdb

[04:26:01] it was kdb and someone who is not athletic at all

[04:26:04] Yeah, but listen this year around

[04:26:08] Jars

[04:26:13] Here right now, I don't know what she's doing

[04:26:16] She'll be here tomorrow

[04:26:24] Wait, this is

[04:26:29] What they just sent me

[04:26:31] What?

[04:26:33] Wow.

[04:26:34] Wow.

[04:26:35] But I've been practicing really hard.

[04:26:37] Stop texting Diana.

[04:26:38] Let her lock me.

[04:26:39] I don't have to win.

[04:26:40] What are you saying?

[04:26:41] Any game planer.

[04:26:42] I'm rooting for P.S.A.R.D.

[04:26:43] I ain't gonna lie.

[04:26:44] Consider she's probably trying to study as much as she can.

[04:26:47] Yo, I ain't gonna lie.

[04:26:48] If I send you the link, it's bad.

[04:26:50] If I send you the link, it's bad.

[04:26:52] I can't send you the link wrong.

[04:26:54] I can't send you the link wrong.

[04:26:56] So I'm pretty sure we're hoping to do much better.

[04:26:59] And I'm hoping to win. She had like a whole fit on with some positive

[04:27:04] Toast she like dresses up for all the fit you put on

[04:27:07] All right, there's a bit of a storyline between you versus second. Okay, the first time you went to LA

[04:27:14] It was you in second

[04:27:17] And you seem to have left him in Atlanta

[04:27:22] Why and

[04:27:29] for the money. She's reading some of that right now. I'm all about my business. I was told

[04:27:32] to switch up on my day ones and I did that. You know a lot of people would just hear us

[04:27:38] like this is like Tomaso Champa versus Johnny Gargano, Kyle Fletcher versus Will Osprey,

[04:27:44] Triple H, Shawn Michaels. Now this is a little boy versus a grown ass man and I am that man

[04:27:49] at the end of that day. I'm going to go on that ring. I'm going to do what I do. I ain't

[04:27:53] trained because I don't give a shit. I'm about this money. I'm about to beat this nigga

[04:27:57] Man, I'm gonna do what I do. Yeah, I'm a I'm a I'm a win. It's that simple. I've been doing

[04:28:05] There's wise words from this person young and me I can never lose what you thought

[04:28:13] Wow

[04:28:18] It hurts like I brought him up here. I saw so much potential in him and

[04:28:22] and

[04:28:24] He just like

[04:28:29] Go back on your day once what do you do them?

[04:28:31] What are you gonna do the Jason all these people who you say they're your friends and you would do that to your best friend

[04:28:36] No, it's fine. You chose your side. I just hope you keep that same energy in the ring

[04:28:42] Because when they bring up toast, they're gonna bring up the person who lost against second like a lot

[04:28:52] Yes, he motioned. Wow.

[04:28:56] I'm speaking. I love this.

[04:28:58] Alright, well, wrestling.

[04:29:00] No, no, I'm speaking. Let me, let me talk.

[04:29:03] Put it like that.

[04:29:05] No, no, let me, let me say something, okay?

[04:29:09] It's like you must have forgot.

[04:29:11] A lot of people, they don't know.

[04:29:13] I beat E-Rob on VR boxing.

[04:29:15] I beat Jason.

[04:29:17] I beat Santi. I beat Archie.

[04:29:19] This is nothing for me.

[04:29:21] another day in the office this is the biggest fight of your career for me it's

[04:29:25] just another Saturday

[04:29:31] you know when I see you in that room but like it's fun it's no fun what I thought

[04:29:37] you're my friend that's it okay well Russell man thank you thank you for

[04:29:45] me you got a big fight coming up against Harry a big fight you know I mean

[04:29:51] You got a you know size advantage. I would say a weight difference

[04:29:56] How do you plan to use that in the ring tomorrow?

[04:30:02] Why is Leys letting his girl not only want to talk about

[04:30:12] Things might get a little hairy and I'm happy with it, you know, so we'll see what happens

[04:30:17] I mean, I didn't hear a damn thing he just said, but I think all six of his viewers are probably enjoying that.

[04:30:25] When I took this fight, everyone said it was a bad idea.

[04:30:28] Russell was 110 pounds heavier than me, but the bigger they are, the harder they fall.

[04:30:33] And best believe, tomorrow I am walking home with the $1,000 knockout bonus.

[04:30:41] Well, you know what I-Spy says, how could I lose if I'm already chose?

[04:30:44] So we'll see what happens, alright?

[04:30:47] I didn't hear that shit. What did he say?

[04:30:49] He said he's gonna beat the... beat the liver shit out of you guy. I mean, I don't know what he said.

[04:30:54] Do you have a real reason? Do you have health insurance?

[04:30:57] I don't need health insurance. I'm not worried about that.

[04:31:00] It doesn't matter. If I...

[04:31:02] You don't need health insurance. You're gonna need fucking life insurance.

[04:31:04] It doesn't matter. He dies.

[04:31:06] Does he say serious?

[04:31:08] Oh, shit.

[04:31:10] You don't want to talk to me like that. You don't want to talk to me like that.

[04:31:13] Who see tomorrow?

[04:31:14] You understand who you're talking to right now?

[04:31:16] security is not stopping you'll die in that on that hey that right they're

[04:31:21] taking two steps out of breath that's your grave that is your great right

[04:31:26] there

[04:31:28] I love us all on that side by there. Holy shit. All right, we're gonna

[04:31:37] I'm gonna need a few more people. Um, come up here. No, come up here. Oh

[04:31:42] Oh, see?

[04:31:47] Sabrina. Wait, I've never seen muscle on that. I got a lot of muscle in like. I feel amazing.

[04:31:52] Nice thing about it, yeah.

[04:31:54] Diana tomorrow.

[04:31:55] Wow.

[04:31:56] And to get me my money.

[04:31:57] Yeah, Sabrina.

[04:31:58] I just say, you know, that's Diana.

[04:32:00] That's your rent money for the month.

[04:32:03] Okay.

[04:32:04] Um, how confident are you?

[04:32:06] Very confident.

[04:32:07] Very, very confident.

[04:32:09] Diana.

[04:32:10] How are you very confident and still scared to do no headgear?

[04:32:14] I can't hear you over there.

[04:32:16] I said how?

[04:32:17] Oh, he got him!

[04:32:18] Wait, speak louder!

[04:32:19] I don't know if I'm over that, I don't know if I'm over that

[04:32:21] I don't know if I'm over that, I don't know if I'm over that

[04:32:23] I'm so confident, but so scared to be over that

[04:32:25] Oh, see?

[04:32:29] Why don't you just find out tomorrow, maybe I can get you with head care

[04:32:31] I don't need no head care to knock you out

[04:32:35] Oh, I need these hands, and I'm good

[04:32:39] That's actually your ball, so

[04:32:41] Whoa, side tilt

[04:32:43] Oh, your main shit's going to see this

[04:32:45] Oh, your main shit's going to see this

[04:32:47] I agree you don't see much of the difference between you and I, so you don't know how it goes now, but it's fine.

[04:32:54] All right.

[04:32:56] You could move me with a girl out of conversation with two guys, bro.

[04:33:03] Max, you really focus.

[04:33:05] You don't have to date her.

[04:33:07] You don't have to date her.

[04:33:08] If I'm going to some of the money, I can text you.

[04:33:11] I can definitely see a different approach from you guys.

[04:33:14] You're gonna lose on purpose because you didn't get the results that you wanted last year or are you keeping a poker face?

[04:33:23] What's happening right now?

[04:33:25] What are you thinking about right now?

[04:33:27] Nothing bro.

[04:33:29] Nothing?

[04:33:30] Nah. You're not thinking about shit.

[04:33:32] If you win?

[04:33:34] If you win.

[04:33:36] Are you gonna keep fighting or?

[04:33:38] I'm not letting up on this.

[04:33:40] Okay.

[04:33:41] If you could get me another fight.

[04:33:43] Of course, bro. Of course. What you want? What would you want? Who would you want? If you be pilot?

[04:33:49] Swabex up, bro. Oh

[04:33:53] I'll pull a rubber. That's what that's a hot energy, bro

[04:33:56] Now you're good, bro. You're good. I could tell you're focused. Um tomorrow's a big night a lot of eyes watching

[04:34:02] Um, big opportunity, you know what I mean? Now pilot

[04:34:07] Wait, here's his opponent right next to him

[04:34:09] Yo, yo, it's ex good bro. No

[04:34:15] And a lot of people are saying that y'all's fight will be fight of the night

[04:34:23] Yes fight was

[04:34:28] Stumbling dude that man that something that one haunts

[04:34:33] I don't do sense

[04:34:47] Do you have any opinions of knocking the ex out are you just trying to get in there?

[04:34:53] I don't know his fight style. I don't know how we're gonna come in. I'm just gonna you know, adapt on the way

[04:35:03] Now Jeff, little fucking man, you little, little man, um, don't talk to me.

[04:35:11] Oh, listen, um, I'm a full boxie, bro. Okay, listen, tomorrow, obviously, um, it's a bit awkward

[04:35:19] because I'm also fighting. Yeah. Um, I really don't want to talk to you because I just did

[04:35:27] the, I'm chasing it for 200, and I'm gonna be honest, you haven't done anything to me,

[04:35:30] Okay, anything at all. Okay, but I don't know. I just envision you on the pavement tomorrow. Yeah

[04:35:36] Have you actually been training or worse, bro? You're gonna see tomorrow. I'm gonna knock you out

[04:35:41] You're gonna knock you out, bro. I'm gonna knock you out. I'm gonna full box you

[04:35:47] 200 pump

[04:35:50] Do you believe that what do you say we got do you believe what he's saying right now?

[04:35:55] I

[04:35:57] Don't know. Okay, and that's been some footage of you online

[04:36:03] Sparring and training like real retroling that was trolling bro

[04:36:08] See like I want you to think that I'm like good and shit and then when it comes to the ring

[04:36:13] Fuck you this wraps real

[04:36:17] You know same room the Jeff method, okay, that's the Jeff method

[04:36:21] So, okay, you know what? I don't even want to speak to you. That's what I thought.

[04:36:32] All right, well, uh, Sapnap, you know,

[04:36:35] tomorrow big night, who's gonna be in your corner, man?

[04:36:38] My coach. My coach from Orlando. Yeah, I try everything. I brought him here, and he's gonna be in my corner.

[04:36:43] Okay, yeah, I mean, I could bring anyone in his corner, you know, and there's boxing, you could bring anyone.

[04:36:50] And any homies pulling up?

[04:36:52] Uh, just my coach.

[04:36:55] My coach, me and my coach.

[04:36:56] Honestly, respect right there.

[04:36:58] Bla, what about you?

[04:36:59] Well, you know, it's a real team effort out there.

[04:37:01] And, you know, it starts with the coaching

[04:37:03] and it starts with the staff at the end of the day.

[04:37:05] It's going to have to be with the players.

[04:37:07] You know, we've got to get pucks in deep.

[04:37:08] And, you know, we've got to be willing to go to the dirty areas,

[04:37:11] you know, you know, diving on the boards,

[04:37:13] who pucks, like, a pucks on that.

[04:37:16] I don't know what that means.

[04:37:19] Maybe some hockey player turns, but I'm gonna be honest, I can't show you.

[04:37:22] You're gonna call him, I'm gonna call him, I'm gonna call him.

[04:37:24] Okay, yeah.

[04:37:25] I'm calling.

[04:37:26] Let's take some questions.

[04:37:27] I'm calling.

[04:37:28] I'm calling, I'm calling.

[04:37:29] I'm making this about me.

[04:37:30] I'm making this about me.

[04:37:31] You got ear buds in me.

[04:37:33] For me, yeah.

[04:37:34] Okay.

[04:37:35] Exactly, you can answer it.

[04:37:36] You can answer it.

[04:37:37] Put your hand on the cabinet.

[04:37:38] Are you gonna do the stick-up?

[04:37:39] Stick-up.

[04:37:40] Stick-up.

[04:37:41] Stick-up.

[04:37:42] Stick-up.

[04:37:43] Stick-up.

[04:37:44] Stick-up.

[04:37:45] Stick-up.

[04:37:46] Stick-up.

[04:37:47] I think for a first fight is classic to have a headgear on

[04:38:00] but like I said I don't need no headgear to knock her out so I'm sure

[04:38:35] any drugs this fight?

[04:38:35] Oh!

[04:38:36] Oh!

[04:38:37] Oh, shit.

[04:38:38] Oh, shit.

[04:38:41] Last fight, I did potentially black out the night before.

[04:38:45] This night, I will be going to sleep

[04:38:47] at a relatively good time.

[04:38:49] And no drugs during the fight.

[04:38:50] There was no drugs taken last fight either.

[04:38:52] I don't know what propaganda that sparked or started.

[04:38:55] So yeah, no drugs.

[04:38:58] And I have a question for Blau.

[04:38:59] Are you wearing gear to show that you're pussy

[04:39:01] and that you're scared to fight your opponent

[04:39:03] and that you need anti-protection?

[04:39:04] What do you want full body armor

[04:39:08] Well, you know it starts with the gear, you know the equipment management team they're doing a great job

[04:39:15] Can we get Sabrina as our camera woman next

[04:39:22] Some might say

[04:39:34] Are you looking for

[04:39:37] I guess we didn't watch an entire

[04:40:04] So, Paige, you know, everyone's seen in your last fight, you got absolutely beat the fuck

[04:40:24] down.

[04:40:25] Yeah, because I trained for nine days.

[04:40:26] Your next fight, when you're putting a little bit more stronger than you, better than you

[04:40:28] faster than you.

[04:40:29] Yeah, so she's stronger, which means she's going to be a little slower and I have more

[04:40:33] reach and I'm better than her and I trained harder than her so what what okay

[04:40:39] and she's not KDB yeah why don't you go on a date with me yet

[04:40:58] maybe you could take Sabrina on a date to cheer up after she loses you all I'm

[04:41:02] I'm good again, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.

[04:41:04] Oh, shit.

[04:41:06] Oh, bro.

[04:41:08] I feel like, I feel like, I'm going to begin my period, I'm just a reporter.

[04:41:14] I can dance.

[04:41:16] I can see the team.

[04:41:18] And Diana can go on a double kick, so he can.

[04:41:20] That's the thing, that's the thing.

[04:41:22] You didn't even know.

[04:41:24] Diana's subreding a fight over Lays.

[04:41:26] Like, what?

[04:41:28] Get out, get out, get out.

[04:41:30] I'm a full boxing tomorrow, that's all I got to say there, and Harry, how do you feel

[04:41:49] like you're the smartest person looking down on you, a lot stronger, a lot more handsome,

[04:41:54] a lot more faster, you know, what is your plan going into this, because it seems like

[04:41:57] little scared you haven't even looked them across the eye this whole concept that's I think obviously

[04:42:02] there's a big size difference but the end of the day Russell was a fucking fat ass I'm gonna

[04:42:16] pot calling the kettle black that's all I gotta say

[04:42:18] Oh

[04:42:38] Looks like no matter as much as toast says that he doesn't need me

[04:42:42] He fought me and still keeps using my name

[04:42:44] name for popularity clearly as much as he wants to say he doesn't need me why did he

[04:42:49] keep bringing me up then?

[04:42:51] Wait why chose giggle when you made it?

[04:42:57] What do I look like bringing up a name from a Twitter terrorist?

[04:43:02] Look man I made a name for myself it's up to you to do that now and you know what as

[04:43:08] As a matter of fact, this is NMS versus NMS.

[04:43:12] And in reality, this is the main event,

[04:43:15] but we're opening up the show.

[04:43:16] So you know what?

[04:43:18] You know what?

[04:43:19] Sack room, what I'll do for you is,

[04:43:23] if you beat me on Saturday,

[04:43:26] I'll go back to Baltimore and you can take my spot

[04:43:29] in the house, okay?

[04:43:32] Yes, you can.

[04:43:33] Because this is my show, okay?

[04:43:34] This is my match.

[04:43:36] So what do you say?

[04:43:41] Question for Sapnav, how do you think being a Minecraft YouTuber is going to help you

[04:43:44] in this fight?

[04:43:45] It's on the way, it's on the way.

[04:43:48] There are a few questions, y'all.

[04:43:52] I don't know, you didn't want to fight me, so...

[04:43:54] Oh no!

[04:43:55] Oh no!

[04:43:56] Oh no!

[04:43:57] I went too slow to feed a fighter, so once you get your record up, we can talk.

[04:44:01] I'll beat the hell out of you.

[04:44:04] I think Arky's being a dad.

[04:44:07] Yeah, I'm 100% rather fight fucking Shredded Arky than fight that now.

[04:44:12] You kidding me?

[04:44:13] Like, what the fuck are you kidding?

[04:44:14] Like, dude, look at you, look at him.

[04:44:16] Oh, no.

[04:44:17] Well, you're gonna lose this fucking fight, you know what I mean?

[04:44:19] You're a fool, you're gonna fucking lose.

[04:44:22] So hey, it's time for a day's buddy, Tamarger, like, Arky, at least I did.

[04:44:25] Now, let's get some of that guy to fight on doggy.

[04:44:29] Wait, everybody took a break.

[04:44:32] people that flake from fighting me how many people have y'all had a flake from

[04:44:34] fighting y'all

[04:44:52] usually you're the referee in these fights now you're actually in one I know

[04:44:56] you died for this question you love that mic brother you didn't mean you're

[04:44:59] You are clearly the main event.

[04:45:01] What are your preparations?

[04:45:02] Are you, you know what I'm saying, undermining your opponent?

[04:45:05] Are you, what is your mind going through?

[04:45:07] We don't know what you're going through.

[04:45:08] Nah, I mean, I'm going to be honest, I don't really have a game plan.

[04:45:13] I'm going to just get in there and put the beats on Asian Jeff.

[04:45:17] There was this one time he called me a co-worker and not a friend.

[04:45:21] And I've remembered that ever since.

[04:45:24] So I'm going to envision his face on a pavement.

[04:45:28] That's about it

[04:45:32] Question for

[04:45:34] Rodduck moon last fight. Um, what are you gonna be doing differently?

[04:45:37] That's right. He said yeah, I hear it. I

[04:45:41] Didn't hear what he said. Oh, he said you got the ship. You know you by Roddog moon and you know X is a little bit better

[04:45:47] So what's gonna be your plan going into it? That was his words not mine

[04:45:51] Do it's just so hard to hear. I'm so he said you got this shit

[04:45:54] Yeah, I heard the first part, and he said what are you going to do differently because X is a little bit better.

[04:45:59] It was his words, not mine.

[04:46:00] No, yeah, punch more, miss, or yes, punch more, get hit less.

[04:46:06] I had a question to draw.

[04:46:08] Where did you get that stupid ass hat?

[04:46:11] Probably it is my goat though.

[04:46:12] Where did you get that dumbass hat?

[04:46:13] Yeah, that hat.

[04:46:14] My dumbass hat?

[04:46:15] Yeah.

[04:46:16] Did you say dumbass hat?

[04:46:17] I was in your corner when you took the coat.

[04:46:18] Oh, okay.

[04:46:19] I was in your corner.

[04:46:20] You know what I mean?

[04:46:21] I just wanted to come.

[04:46:22] I see like nobody has asked you question, but I am because I'm very interested in this whole card

[04:46:27] Like I said before um like I said man the the size difference you can see it

[04:46:31] And I feel like Alex was like these kind of just hey

[04:46:33] It's just another fight for me another number he can add to his record. What are you going to do once you get into that ring?

[04:46:39] Are you gonna underestimate him over?

[04:46:41] I'm a him or are you gonna put my picture pardon? I love that question. I am the underdog

[04:46:46] Clearly he has a size advantage reach advantage way advantage, but none of that matters to me

[04:46:51] I'm gonna blitz him fight him in the pocket and yeah

[04:46:54] Keep that distant close because I feel like

[04:46:57] That's why I excelled the best and I may extend my record to 2-0 and maybe do two a get another knockdown for show

[04:47:06] Wait one last question for Jason

[04:47:09] So how do you feel come into this fight?

[04:47:11] Were you being the final fight?

[04:47:13] You know the face of this and if you're fighting Asian Jeff with the chance

[04:47:16] You know you could become the next jester of twitch with everything to lose and Jeff having everything to gain right here

[04:47:20] You know and see his training. He hasn't proved a lot. So how are you feeling?

[04:47:24] You're right, man. I would argue I'm already the jester of Twitch, but if I lose

[04:47:30] Yeah, I do have everything to lose if I lose which is why I'm gonna go in with the mindset of

[04:47:36] murder and they're like a genuine and like

[04:47:40] hatred

[04:47:43] I'm sorry Jeff tomorrow is

[04:47:45] It's gonna be fun

[04:47:47] Why is the top clip of my stream Ron jerky? I have one that question and then we could wrap this up

[04:47:54] It's not really a question, but Diana you look good

[04:47:58] You look good

[04:48:01] All right, let's do faceoffs

[04:48:08] I need the mic for this or not

[04:48:15] you know Asian Jeff is dead us like up four inches shorter than Jason your job

[04:48:22] what the fuck who the fuck just all right sacrum and toes pull in let's get a quick face

[04:48:31] I actually hear that before tomorrow night

[04:48:40] Any words

[04:48:46] Better make it count

[04:48:54] I was never your friend

[04:48:58] That's I run tomorrow

[04:49:01] Okay

[04:49:07] No, you didn't I was on your corner every time

[04:49:12] It's left in bed together, bro, we did do that we did do that

[04:49:18] We did that

[04:49:20] But I don't care. Okay, I'm sadder than you'll see that you'll see it. You made your choice. It's fine

[04:49:26] Let's see that

[04:49:28] Okay, all right. See you out of mom, man. Get them on

[04:49:33] Shit, I just did this like Diana and Sabrina. Oh my god lays for so people. This is crazy

[04:49:42] Actually, he's so happy

[04:49:45] About the case face off. She did just skip the way closer to Diana. I'm shy closer closer closer

[04:50:26] What is going on?

[04:50:30] All right, hey, okay, are they flirting or are they fighting?

[04:50:34] They're moving a little bit about.

[04:50:37] Harry and Russell?

[04:50:39] Hey, are they flirting or are they fighting now?

[04:50:41] Fuck, you got a vessel full of balls.

[04:50:44] You gotta stop them, bro.

[04:50:45] If he tries to pull those in, I can't.

[04:50:46] He's gonna run around.

[04:50:47] Shut up.

[04:50:48] I'm joking.

[04:50:49] You're literally, oh my god.

[04:50:52] Look at this.

[04:50:53] I see this!

[04:50:54] This is a battle of heavy weight.

[04:50:55] We're gonna face off actually.

[04:50:56] Let's go.

[04:50:57] You're gonna fuck the kid out of here, bro.

[04:50:58] I'm not gonna fuck you.

[04:50:59] Fuck you.

[04:51:00] Fuck you.

[04:51:01] Fuck you.

[04:51:02] You got bright eyes.

[04:51:03] You got bright eyes.

[04:51:04] You got bright eyes.

[04:51:05] I'm gonna fuck you.

[04:51:06] What?

[04:51:07] I'm gonna fucking come in you in.

[04:51:08] I'm ready.

[04:51:09] What?

[04:51:10] What the fuck?

[04:51:11] You're gonna drag him around, bro.

[04:51:12] You wanna see, hey, that's your bed right there.

[04:51:13] You're getting fucked.

[04:51:14] You're getting impregnated.

[04:51:15] No!

[04:51:16] I can't wait to have you.

[04:51:17] I'm gonna fuck the kid out of here.

[04:51:18] You look delicious, too.

[04:51:19] You look delicious.

[04:51:20] I'm gonna fuck the kid out of here.

[04:51:23] What would you do? What would you do? Would you get a boner?

[04:51:27] This is cringey.

[04:51:28] You fucking bot.

[04:51:29] Kate.

[04:51:30] Oh wait.

[04:51:31] Your boner's on here. Alex.

[04:51:33] I think you got a boner when both your girls are facing off.

[04:51:36] Yeah.

[04:51:37] Oh, man.

[04:51:38] I'm so sorry.

[04:51:39] I'm so sorry.

[04:51:40] I'm sorry.

[04:51:41] I'm sorry.

[04:51:42] I'm sorry.

[04:51:43] I'm sorry.

[04:51:44] I'm sorry.

[04:51:45] I'm sorry.

[04:51:46] I'm sorry.

[04:51:47] I'm sorry.

[04:51:48] I'm sorry.

[04:51:49] I'm sorry.

[04:51:50] I'm sorry.

[04:51:51] I'm sorry.

[04:51:52] told me backstage he's like make sure you not come out and I was like you sure

[04:51:56] man he's sure all right you told me the same thing are you excited you're

[04:52:03] nervous

[04:52:06] a little nervous. Alex is too much of a sweet dude.

[04:52:10] Good sportsmanship right there.

[04:52:16] GLaW.

[04:52:18] Why does he have a hockey stick?

[04:52:22] Do you have ice skates on?

[04:52:26] No.

[04:52:30] Oh, no weapons around, no weapons.

[04:52:34] No, no weapons, bro, no weapons.

[04:52:37] I'm excited, bro.

[04:52:38] It's gonna be fun.

[04:52:38] Listen, please, I don't have a wife yet.

[04:52:41] I don't have kids yet, please.

[04:52:43] You're not gonna ever have them.

[04:52:44] No, I'm not.

[04:52:45] I'm not.

[04:52:46] I'm not.

[04:52:47] I'm not.

[04:52:48] I'm not.

[04:52:49] I'm not kidding.

[04:52:50] I'm looking forward to his toes right now, Diana.

[04:52:54] X adjacent.

[04:52:56] I need a real beef right now.

[04:52:58] Have you watched Sheet and Rivalry?

[04:53:00] Huh?

[04:53:00] Have you watched Sheet and Rivalry?

[04:53:01] Nope.

[04:53:02] Don't worry about it.

[04:53:03] I don't like the way you're saying that.

[04:53:05] Oh, you're fucking mad at me.

[04:53:06] I appreciate it.

[04:53:07] Oh!

[04:53:07] Oh, shit!

[04:53:09] All right, cool.

[04:53:11] There you go.

[04:53:11] Let's go.

[04:53:12] Next person.

[04:53:12] You think it all sucks on them?

[04:53:13] Pilot X.

[04:53:15] I'm in the quick room as well.

[04:53:19] About done, man.

[04:53:20] Nice.

[04:53:21] What a f-

[04:53:22] Oh, good.

[04:53:22] I don't know.

[04:53:23] I don't know.

[04:53:23] I want to see what's on this whole plane.

[04:53:24] What the fuck?

[04:53:25] Four, bro.

[04:53:26] Yeah.

[04:53:26] Oh.

[04:53:27] Get the airpods on this whole plane.

[04:53:28] Here we go.

[04:53:29] How does an X have an airpods in it?

[04:53:31] Closer, man.

[04:53:32] Don't be shy man, get close to him.

[04:53:36] Wait, Silky's talking right now.

[04:53:37] Yo, X actually wants to murder him.

[04:53:40] Yo, X.

[04:53:41] Yeah.

[04:53:42] Yeah.

[04:53:43] Yo, boy, come on right now.

[04:53:44] Can you see me right now?

[04:53:45] I'm trying to get you.

[04:53:46] Saddle.

[04:53:47] Saddle, saddle.

[04:53:48] You can't see me.

[04:53:49] You can't see me.

[04:53:50] Saddle.

[04:53:51] Oh, shit.

[04:53:55] I'm looking at the target.

[04:53:58] Oh, wow.

[04:53:59] This is a huge hit.

[04:54:00] I'm looking at the target.

[04:54:01] I

[04:54:31] He's a chevrope, holy cow.

[04:54:33] I don't know, bro.

[04:54:36] Is that me?

[04:54:38] Who's that? Who's that?

[04:54:41] You know, you're a funny f***ing guy.

[04:54:45] I actually can't. I actually can't.

[04:54:49] Yeah, we're safe.

[04:54:52] If Jason actually gets knocked out, he's a fart.

[04:54:54] He's the new fart.

[04:54:55] Wait, no.

[04:54:56] Open that comment.

[04:54:57] Open that comment. That's racist f***.

[04:54:59] All right, well, that was an interesting press conference for sure.

[04:55:12] Shout out to my security, shout out to all the fighters for pulling up.

[04:55:15] Tomorrow, 5pm Pacific, fight night.

[04:55:19] We're all stepping in the ring.

[04:55:22] Don't miss it.

[04:55:24] Any last questions from the crowd before we wrap this up?

[04:55:27] Hey, the only reason you're taller than Asian Jeff is because you're wearing those heels on bro

[04:56:27] chance jason gets knocked out right not hell no not a single chance in the world

[04:56:33] I didn't know what he does what happened I mean like they got no headgear bro like

[04:56:37] Jason could get hit hard and then it could become a good fight I mean I'm

[04:56:41] good at him right now if Jason gets knocked out I'm jumping in that ring

[04:56:46] oh my whoa oh wait what's the reason why she's gone at what's going on here

[04:56:55] fucking kidding me see what's up wait what happened across your desk out a lot

[04:57:00] of people they definitely want to go the humble route you know sat nap had a lot

[04:57:38] down

[04:57:51] Whoever's controlled the wrongs ingest I just made your life easier, bro

[04:57:56] Because he I clicked on your shit to see your chat and he put me on he put me on he put me on there when we

[04:58:02] Was reacting I'll touch you, bro. I'll just kill myself

[04:58:04] Oh my god, what is it? What is it?

[04:58:07] What is it?

[04:58:08] What is it?

[04:58:09] What is it?

[04:58:10] I can't hear nothing.

[04:58:11] I can't hear nothing.

[04:58:12] You know what was right or not.

[04:58:13] They already saw me.

[04:58:14] Oh they already saw you.

[04:58:15] Everything good?

[04:58:16] Yeah, I'm good bro.

[04:58:17] Hi bro.

[04:58:18] Yo, what happened to him bro?

[04:58:19] He's not good.

[04:58:20] Did something happen to him?

[04:58:21] Oh my god.

[04:58:22] He's getting straight to training.

[04:58:23] I'm on a line.

[04:58:24] He's about to go straight to training.

[04:58:25] I think he just locked in, bro.

[04:58:29] I'm dead ass think he just locked in.

[04:58:31] I thought he actually cried.

[04:58:32] you see the clip or like you can see him no I just see him

[04:58:37] he's wiping his eyes you know

[04:58:45] watch him on shade

[04:58:46] what the fuck is he shofing bro

[04:58:50] there's something about this thing I don't know what it is I just don't like at all

[04:58:55] I was thinking I saw you right

[04:59:02] All right, bro, let's see I'll see you tomorrow. Let's you go, all right

[04:59:11] All right co-worker, let's use some bro

[04:59:25] I remember when Max said who shit to look what she won't buy

[04:59:32] I did not say oh shit to one of his girlfriend's I actually put on the gloves with one of his girlfriend's and I did say

[05:00:02] I'm going to be up 18,000.

[05:00:05] 18,000.

[05:00:08] I'm not going to lie.

[05:00:09] So what's my word to my deads, bro?

[05:00:13] Wait, what is the score right now?

[05:00:15] 42 to 44.

[05:00:16] Who?

[05:00:18] Better than this?

[05:00:18] No, who's up?

[05:00:24] You think the Knicks got lucky the first game?

[05:00:28] No.

[05:00:29] Is Wemby playing better?

[05:00:31] We should run

[05:00:52] Are you gonna call them ladies can we hear the conversation about the day in it

[05:00:55] Yeah, I'm gonna call them bro

[05:00:58] That you wish her good luck for tomorrow. Yeah, not that I thought that's come on, bro, please

[05:01:03] Not even a point one chance I do that

[05:01:07] Not to be late to be honest like yo, hey, baby. Yeah, I miss you. Yeah

[05:01:12] Fucking follow for restraining order if I call and say hey, baby. Good luck tomorrow. She wouldn't know

[05:01:18] She's a boyfriend. Oh wait my chatter. Just say he only calls her off-stream chill got a chill, bro

[05:01:25] Oh, that makes sense. Why the fuck are you a constant that's room?

[05:01:40] Silky you called Diana and put ladies on the line

[05:01:42] I'm looking at a batch out

[05:01:45] Yeah, that would hit like what are you saying wait my shit is f-ed out message. I felt me and kind of bring streamer university me and

[05:01:56] That's not word

[05:02:01] Wait, Ron are you gonna fly I mean do you think you would accept me you go you go

[05:02:08] And he died me

[05:02:12] Yes, yes

[05:02:14] Well, I didn't know he was dead denying niggas

[05:02:17] Wait Diana, let me know what day. Wait, what is this?

[05:02:29] This is a clip of her sparring what's the girl's name Sabrina. No, but this was Matt Longo

[05:02:38] Jesus

[05:02:42] It's like with every single puns that Sabrina throws, you can see she's about to throw it, bro.

[05:02:54] Oh no.

[05:02:58] Oh my god!

[05:03:06] Yeah, and one thing about Diana niggas she don't punch on this girl like you know when that this girl don't know what am I

[05:03:13] She's gonna keep

[05:03:14] She wants to win she wants to knock her out. She wants to knock her out, bro

[05:03:20] They go live, bro. Yeah. Hey, so what we doing, bro? We uh, we about out like fan. I'm about to come down

[05:03:26] So like what we doing? I'm gonna do some or no

[05:03:30] Fan about okay. If you're really the real cost of that if you're really the real cost of that

[05:03:34] Um, do you remember discord segments?

[05:03:37] We do our discord segments right now.

[05:03:39] I remember discord segments.

[05:03:40] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[05:03:41] Do I remember discord segments?

[05:03:42] What do you think, bro?

[05:03:43] Do you think I remember our discord segments back in 2021?

[05:03:45] Really?

[05:03:46] Yeah, really.

[05:03:47] Yo, Chad, I'm just really the multiplayer wizard 101 in tomorrow's levels and I do so

[05:03:56] on today.

[05:03:57] I actually saw it.

[05:03:58] I actually saw it.

[05:03:59] I actually saw it.

[05:04:00] I actually saw it.

[05:04:01] I actually saw it.

[05:04:02] I actually know.

[05:04:03] Why is he so quiet because he knows bro he's texting his girl

[05:04:08] Yeah, he's texting his girl

[05:04:10] I see what you're saying right now bro

[05:04:12] I'm kind of fucking starstruck

[05:04:14] I'm gonna call it Stokey and Tyson at

[05:04:16] That's your mouth bro

[05:04:18] I don't even know what you're saying

[05:04:20] Call me Kyler bro, don't worry

[05:04:22] No way

[05:04:24] Alright bro, what are we on?

[05:04:26] Are we on games?

[05:04:28] What are we doing?

[05:04:30] Could be on a game

[05:04:32] blame brosokie but it's the only place he's the spider-man

[05:04:35] yo yo yo chat i'm gonna be on patreon

[05:04:37] alright i'm loki tired as fuck right now

[05:04:39] later really about to go to patreon right now as you speak

[05:04:44] it's way better

[05:04:45] i can say the n word

[05:04:48] it's way better

[05:04:48] i just spammed the hard art yeah

[05:04:50] okay bye

[05:04:52] i um

[05:04:54] uh i will be saying goodbye to um

[05:04:58] Yes, the guy with two girlfriends we have never seen

[05:05:05] Ever no no no cuz I was gonna say something else, but I was like okay. That's a little too far

[05:05:11] But the guy with two girlfriends

[05:05:16] And then I will say goodbye to constant that okay, all right you guys be safe

[05:05:23] Okay, all right, I'm gonna go and watch the game now, so please don't put on my ingest if you don't want to give in

[05:05:28] Alright wait wait so come on no wait what's that no don't go no I'm dead

[05:05:36] I was like what is that wait what wait wait what's rush

[05:05:40] I got us bro

[05:05:45] Alright what we on bro

[05:05:49] Rock League 490 CS2 Valorant Rust or we could do a watch party of Rekai seat

[05:05:56] over do a watch party for Kai sleepover we could do a watch party of matter daddy

[05:06:02] I'm probably gonna watch the burnt peanut he's a streamer that I like to watch his

[05:06:07] twitch is just the burnt peanut thank you brother now he's streaming I look he's

[05:06:11] actually yeah look you want to watch him too bro he's playing Tarkov but his title

[05:06:15] is funny it's Tarkov Bungus oh it's actually because he calls his viewers

[05:06:19] the bungalow later so it's just Tarkov I actually got it I look he understand that

[05:06:23] One and it's freak Bob Friday. So his chat might be what is freak?

[05:06:28] Is it true? Is this actually true?

[05:06:31] Wait, is this true? It's today free Bob Friday. Is this new news to me?

[05:06:35] It's true. You're saying I was on the screen of the end. Um, I don't know why I click that

[05:06:40] And I'm glad I'm not screen-tring to you what I just clicked

[05:06:42] Why I'm not ever showering it is just show me

[05:06:47] No, you're just gonna forever just live and just like wondering what I just clicked on bro

[05:06:53] No.

[05:06:57] What the fuck is this?

[05:07:00] Fortnite Chapter 7 Season 3 will feature sex? Is this a real leak?

[05:07:07] What the fuck is this?

[05:07:09] We gotta give Phantom Sense.

[05:07:13] What the hell is this, bro? Why is your title Freak Bob Friday? Yo, what is going on, bro?

[05:07:20] The Bungulators are here.

[05:07:23] I will be on rough doing some

[05:07:28] Can you chill

[05:07:29] Like I'm not even kidding bro like just let me chill bro. You said what?

[05:07:34] Could play fortnight

[05:07:38] I would rather kill myself than play fortnight right now. Oh

[05:07:42] Four nights down anyway

[05:07:48] Rocket lean is rocket league actually fun though like right now

[05:07:52] I think it I think it is what do you mean right now? It's like the meta changes. Well, that could be wrong

[05:07:57] I don't play the game

[05:08:00] I pick a game chat any game they start reading out games and you decide

[05:08:05] You got to be quick with it, bro, you know my attention span black ops 3. Nope

[05:08:12] What CS or r6 which one pick

[05:08:17] I'm down for our six. Okay. I'm gonna play take the 10 real quick while you think

[05:08:22] I

[05:08:27] Could play our six rank

[05:08:30] Like

[05:08:33] I don't know if I is our six ranks. Can I play that more Star Wars Battlefront 2 classic 2005?

[05:08:40] Or valorant I'd rather or valor and so down for Val you want to play Valorant

[05:08:45] Well, you got to get like you got to like have like someone with you, bro. I can't just play with you, bro

[05:08:49] Yeah.

[05:08:51] Not a lot.

[05:08:53] We need an e-pal bro.

[05:08:55] We need an e-pal something.

[05:08:57] Not getting an e-pal bro.

[05:08:59] Bro.

[05:09:01] Are you dead ass?

[05:09:03] You not gonna do it?

[05:09:05] No bro.

[05:09:07] Oh my god I know why you can't do it.

[05:09:09] His girlfriend would actually get mad.

[05:09:11] Wait.

[05:09:13] Wait his girlfriend would get mad.

[05:09:15] Oh shit.

[05:09:17] She actually would I just realized that's why I can't do it

[05:09:23] Well, buddy Gamer Valor, bro.

[05:09:30] I hope there's some Val, but I don't know if we're gonna fucking be able to Q, because

[05:09:48] But

[05:09:58] Can y'all see me

[05:10:00] Can y'all see me now bro my game was installing bro like this shit is just so aids. I actually hate this fucking computer

[05:10:09] All right, but I'm about to go drinking among us 3 a.m. Potion

[05:10:14] What?

[05:10:15] You want to drink that you don't want to drink the among us 3am potion me? I'm down to drink you, bro

[05:10:23] I'm trying to think here. What could we play that I have installed we could play it

[05:10:26] You want play game of walkout league? We could play a couple wait. Is there a tournament in 13 minutes or no?

[05:10:31] Holy

[05:10:32] Get on

[05:10:33] But the only thing about rainbow succeeds is I think I have to install it

[05:10:38] And I can't on stream

[05:10:40] That's so it's rock-a-rock easy clap. Let me let me switch accounts real quick

[05:10:45] Let me see.

[05:10:48] Pop out and tell it to be like,

[05:10:50] Jew, Jew, Jew,

[05:10:53] yeah, Jew, Jew, Jew.

[05:10:57] Let me see.

[05:10:59] If I have it installed, oh my God, it says to update it,

[05:11:02] bro, my stream is just gonna crash.

[05:11:04] Like, look, I told you, bro.

[05:11:07] G fucking G's, bro.

[05:11:08] Dead ass GGs, like I'm dead ass GGs.

[05:11:11] Well, unless you guys want me to fucking crash,

[05:11:13] like i can't

[05:11:15] what it's a much had to say airport security sucks what the fuck does that

[05:11:18] mean that are you at the airport watching my stream like

[05:11:21] like that you couldn't read my chat or something like that for like three

[05:11:24] minutes because you're going to security like what do you think they're up

[05:11:28] air airport security is good

[05:11:31] the fuck

[05:11:32] well airport security it's you get you ever get like lucky though where they

[05:11:35] don't make you take off your shoes like that's actually the golden one that's

[05:11:38] the best that is the fucking best like on god that's the best

[05:11:42] I'll be honest with you, bro. I'll be going maybe make me take my shoes off. Oh, God

[05:11:46] I blows my entire everything that blows me

[05:11:49] That fucking just

[05:11:52] I'm just blowing me up

[05:11:56] Pina and stable for no, no, bro. Oh my god

[05:11:59] Holy shit. Oh my god. Talk to me. I might be like I don't get everybody great room of all time

[05:12:05] That's it. I'm gonna tell myself right after that because nothing my life will ever feel like it

[05:12:09] chat who's top five people to beat why am i hearing this stuff bro hold on how do i

[05:12:13] fucking change this fucking music this is so bad

[05:12:23] yo what's the top five people to be in a room with you thank

[05:12:27] lucky nine vicious d savage 2v2 soco starts oh my god it actually starts 10

[05:12:32] that's Aaron Rodgers and LeBron Aaron Rodgers and the apply LeBron or James

[05:12:40] Harden or Curry Robin be honest with you just remember to queue remember let me

[05:12:45] know wait can I cancel this huge other now and I cancel this or no

[05:12:53] I

[05:12:59] Let's get a warm-up game in there. Yep. Yep

[05:13:02] You're my lobby wait a leader has left the tournament would you like to leave this tournament as well?

[05:13:06] Yeah, I'm out of daddy. I'm out of daddy. I'm out of daddy. You have time for one game. Are you in?

[05:13:11] Y'all gonna be honest with you, bro? I'm like actually serious. There's a world

[05:13:16] I want to do a stream where I hit top rank of every single game.

[05:13:21] Like that's the way I retire.

[05:13:23] If we do like Fortnite, like Apex Legends, Rocket League, League of Legends, like well

[05:13:30] I actually think I could.

[05:13:31] Like I saw it's Timmy do that type of shit.

[05:13:35] Me, no, me, no, me, no, me, no, me, no, me, no.

[05:13:40] Alright bro we gotta practice our, oh shit, that guy's name is I Love Feet.

[05:13:44] One already reached

[05:13:47] You see type of guy or not

[05:13:50] What's your kinks in bed?

[05:13:53] What's your kinks?

[05:13:56] Why we like it when my face gets like

[05:13:58] What?

[05:14:00] Well, I got a radio. I gotta raise you. I'm not gonna. I'd be like it when my face gets suffocated

[05:14:06] When I'm like struggling to breathe

[05:14:08] Like I want to be smothered by two butt cheeks and like just like random gas though

[05:14:16] I just like hold my breath. What do you mean random gas bro? Just score a breath.

[05:14:20] Nice.

[05:14:22] I

[05:14:32] Look at the mouth of this cover

[05:14:39] Really some of your cakes bro beat what else bro

[05:14:45] That's it

[05:14:46] No, everyone's got that like weird shit to them like every you want to show on your chest or no, you know, bro

[05:14:52] I don't that is disgusting

[05:14:54] You don't want a little bit of just like

[05:15:00] Okay, what about piss though, like would you ever want someone to be on your face?

[05:15:10] Body blue doing a baby shower with a golden shower

[05:15:16] Why bro?

[05:15:18] I heard about that.

[05:15:20] I bought tickets.

[05:15:22] Sorry.

[05:15:29] That's actually just like, just saying anything might come to your mind.

[05:15:33] No one god she is. I swear to god.

[05:15:35] Chad, is she not? Someone tell me.

[05:15:40] Okay, but like...

[05:15:42] Really? You don't fucking beat at all?

[05:15:45] I don't know what to say to this shit I got evermite here, like that ass bro, it's just

[05:15:56] a monthly grass cutting segment, no you're a dumbass bro, I'm trying my best before

[05:16:02] the tournament starts, why don't you like, what is with this like, just straight, hey

[05:16:07] maybe just watch, that's the shit, maybe you have a goal, maybe two goals, there's a

[05:16:15] I

[05:16:26] Just so crazy, I'm getting like when did you guys become such fucking dorks like that ass

[05:16:40] It's blocked as a whole

[05:16:45] Oh no! Oh no!

[05:16:47] I'm not going to end this, I was not...

[05:16:49] Oh no!

[05:16:51] Fucking me, holy shit.

[05:16:57] I'm confused, why do you keep calling me a...

[05:16:59] Oh, I'm confused.

[05:17:01] Is it because I'm not scoring?

[05:17:05] Because I'm the only one with a point right now.

[05:17:11] You want to see me actually try? Hold on, I got it.

[05:17:15] Oh my god, you saw the aerial or no?

[05:17:20] I didn't know I was looking.

[05:17:22] Oh, no, no, no, no.

[05:17:27] I'm already...

[05:17:29] This way.

[05:17:35] What am I doing?

[05:17:38] Looking at your facecam when anything happens in the game is just like, free though.

[05:17:44] Oh, look at that, it's rough.

[05:17:48] Oh, you know what's crazy, rough?

[05:17:50] Peek Rocket League, like, I'm the best player in my chat.

[05:17:54] Like, Peek Breeze, like, Peek, Peek.

[05:17:58] Like, Rocket League.

[05:18:05] Oh, I got this.

[05:18:08] No.

[05:18:10] Chat, little tips and tricks, when you get booze, bounce off the wall once, flip your car,

[05:18:17] and you can glide in the air.

[05:18:20] Nice save, kid.

[05:18:25] You're both going back.

[05:18:28] I bet.

[05:18:30] Nice save, Ron.

[05:18:33] Oh, fuck.

[05:18:35] Where you going?

[05:18:37] I'm locking the lock in.

[05:18:38] Lock in bro.

[05:18:39] Oh shit.

[05:18:40] Come on lock in bro.

[05:18:44] Come on.

[05:18:45] I'm driving bro.

[05:18:46] This is not how the tournament is going to go.

[05:18:50] I'm not losing my first ever tournament bro.

[05:18:53] In like a month, three months.

[05:18:56] I got it, I got it, I got it, go panic.

[05:18:59] Okay, hold on, I'm working.

[05:19:02] Give me a second.

[05:19:03] I'm letting you work, I'm letting you work.

[05:19:05] I get the ball, pass it to me, pass it to me, pass it to me, pass it to me, pass it to me, oh god I'm there, oh god I'm there

[05:19:13] Yo, Motherfucker!

[05:19:16] I just saw that was there!

[05:19:19] Yeah, but he didn't hit it for like 5 seconds, the ball just rolling around

[05:19:24] Fucking dick

[05:19:26] Oh my gosh, Uncle, you're actually a bear

[05:19:29] Oh my god

[05:19:30] I was like why aren't they stuck?

[05:19:42] Oh my god.

[05:19:43] Oh god.

[05:19:44] Oh god.

[05:19:45] Oh god.

[05:19:46] That wasn't for a club.

[05:19:47] On our friendship.

[05:19:48] On everything I love.

[05:19:49] I would just admit it was a club club.

[05:19:51] Oh god.

[05:19:52] I swear to god.

[05:19:53] I was like why aren't they...

[05:19:54] I was dead ass like why aren't they...

[05:19:56] We got it.

[05:19:57] We got it.

[05:19:58] We got it.

[05:19:59] down three me oh fuck it our hearts about to come back technically bro in

[05:20:06] our world we lost my two this game not not three don't call me an evil

[05:20:13] terrorist bro oh shit you like this song from about a pure quick are you my

[05:20:22] lobby I think so yeah see you all my shit yo mods I see someone now spending

[05:20:30] five times Ron when's the next time I could throw you around do you want to

[05:20:34] do anything about those type of messages or do you just want to allow them to

[05:20:37] keep coming in to make me uncomfortable I don't ask hey when people type

[05:20:42] Why do I hear pissing?

[05:20:44] Why do I hear some pee, bro?

[05:20:47] What's in the Fortnite item shop?

[05:20:50] I'll be honest with you, bro.

[05:20:52] Rocket League is a pretty good game.

[05:20:54] But you had to choose one game to main for the rest of your life.

[05:20:56] What are you choosing?

[05:20:58] I don't think it could be this game.

[05:21:00] It would low key be like Rust.

[05:21:02] I don't think it could be this game.

[05:21:04] I don't think it could be this game.

[05:21:06] I don't think it could be this game.

[05:21:08] It would low key be like Rust.

[05:21:10] Oh, I hate this song, like, it's some different.

[05:21:22] Fucking cold in my room, bro.

[05:21:24] That's cool, bro.

[05:21:25] There's some people out there that don't even have rooms, and you're just flexing that

[05:21:27] on my fucking stream.

[05:21:28] You think you're a fucking different person?

[05:21:29] Yeah, let me just go over there.

[05:21:30] I'm just gonna go turn my AC up.

[05:21:31] Wow, that's actually weird, oh my god.

[05:21:34] Can I actually cancel him?

[05:21:35] I'm actually gonna take a drink out of my bottled water to go look up my window at

[05:21:39] my $50 million mansion.

[05:21:40] Wow, that's actually weird.

[05:21:42] Wait, I see someone streaming in the mansion.

[05:21:46] Wait, lift your arm up!

[05:21:49] Wait!

[05:21:51] So, okay, so, first of all...

[05:21:56] What the fuck?

[05:22:00] Are you at my house?

[05:22:02] Dude.

[05:22:04] Dude, we have 30 seconds to lock in a win.

[05:22:07] Don't fuck me up.

[05:22:08] Look you trying to get locked in on this?

[05:22:10] Oh my god, I'm ending, but if we win, I'll do a 24 hour stream.

[05:22:13] Wallahi.

[05:22:14] Bet!

[05:22:15] Oh my god, bet!

[05:22:16] I got something to prove.

[05:22:17] I've been practicing enough.

[05:22:18] I have been playing a good amount, yeah.

[05:22:19] I mean, I'm not like good.

[05:22:20] I'm definitely not good.

[05:22:21] Oh yeah, Sunbrallow!

[05:22:22] Haha.

[05:22:23] I'm gonna wear the sticky jeans and I'll shine.

[05:22:24] I mean, I'm not like good.

[05:22:25] I'm definitely not good.

[05:22:26] Oh yeah, Sunbrallow!

[05:22:27] Haha.

[05:22:28] Yeah, son Brello!

[05:22:39] I win.

[05:22:44] Is this guy saying nut after nut?

[05:22:47] What?

[05:22:52] Oh fuck, Jack. VTuber ass camera.

[05:22:56] Like I can't even do it like well I back up just like anything. Yeah. Yeah. No, I got you guys

[05:23:01] You want to see a vtuber camera, but I got you

[05:23:06] Yeah, you good, holy fucking miho

[05:23:13] All right, bro, is this what y'all want like that ass like is this what y'all want?

[05:23:18] Why does it have a bloated belly?

[05:23:27] The hungry hotel.

[05:23:28] Cause I just ate.

[05:23:29] Oh, he's young, me.

[05:23:30] I didn't get to say it.

[05:23:31] I didn't get to say it.

[05:23:32] Why did you have a bloated belly?

[05:23:33] Dude, don't call me a fucking it.

[05:23:35] You fucking, he's the shit fucking male.

[05:23:37] I'm not a fucking it, okay?

[05:23:39] Okay?

[05:23:40] I'm sorry.

[05:23:41] I'm sorry.

[05:23:42] I'm sorry.

[05:23:43] Okay, okay, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You fucking piece of shit motherfucker

[05:23:51] Okay, guess what? My hair looks like shit and you're fat. I

[05:23:55] Look at back. So now you're full back

[05:23:58] Yep, and your hair looks like shit. Me. Oh, I'm not me. Oh, I'm me hungry

[05:24:06] We got to fill up that belly

[05:24:10] Go ahead and slap that belly

[05:24:13] I brought now I'm changing I'm changing forms now you can call me a bird

[05:24:21] pain I I love me be what be careful saying okay yeah I we oh shit

[05:24:41] Let's do this shit, bro.

[05:24:43] Double highways here, man.

[05:24:44] Let's win our first tournament.

[05:24:46] It's either we win or we go home.

[05:24:56] I wanna fly, can't you take me far away?

[05:25:09] me far away even five gifted it don't bear wait isn't that the guy from

[05:25:16] obsession

[05:25:22] oh baby give me one more chance this guy just said didn't think this motherfucker

[05:25:31] was real yo this guy actually thinks they have a chance against us

[05:25:36] What's with the alien bottom right or bottom left?

[05:25:40] Is that me?

[05:25:44] Rob, who you queue with.

[05:25:46] Bro, tell this mihonyin, sunnyin, funnyin to back up.

[05:25:53] Yo, can you ready up, motherfucker?

[05:26:01] You look sweaty.

[05:26:03] So you say you're not squishy.

[05:26:05] Yeah.

[05:26:06] If I was disabled and I had a wheelchair, I would get us a spin around all day.

[05:26:12] That would install like boost in my fucking car.

[05:26:15] You go.

[05:26:16] I go.

[05:26:17] We can't lose our first game.

[05:26:20] I have a Sun Brio on.

[05:26:23] We win.

[05:26:25] Wait a minute.

[05:26:27] We're good.

[05:26:29] We're going to win.

[05:26:31] I got it.

[05:26:33] I got it, I got it, I got it.

[05:26:35] There it is, get the shit out of here, bitch.

[05:26:40] Hold on, bro.

[05:26:41] I need, hold on, bro, I need, this is just me.

[05:26:43] Why don't I have in-game music?

[05:26:45] I need to hear this shit, bro.

[05:26:48] Yo, Mio, can you fucking...

[05:26:50] Okay, sorry.

[05:26:51] Wait, why don't I have in-game music?

[05:26:54] She's a phone knight to get home.

[05:26:57] She's a phone knight to get home.

[05:26:59] I'm a phone knight to get something.

[05:27:02] you matter you go I go

[05:27:14] where's my music chat I can't blow that my music on God and where's the crowd

[05:27:20] where's anything

[05:27:23] nice nice good hit oh fuck oh no this guy's good I ran out of gas I ran out of gas I ran out of gas

[05:27:33] okay I'm back oh my god no no oh my god that's all me oh god that's all me okay it's okay it's okay

[05:27:43] bro my cavity hurt pumping the fuck out of me this guy said save me a phone no oh god I'm not

[05:27:50] showing up

[05:27:57] it's good it's good it's good

[05:28:04] this and streamer we're not going to be mad your dumb ass

[05:28:06] i'm gonna fucking win shut up

[05:28:12] demolished

[05:28:15] OH MY GOD! WHAT A SAFE!

[05:28:18] Hehehe

[05:28:28] Nice

[05:28:31] Bro this fucking like cavity actually hurts so bad

[05:28:35] That's not the wall

[05:28:37] I got it, I got it, I got it

[05:28:38] That was good, that was good, that was good

[05:28:40] Oh no, I need some help, I need some help, I need some help

[05:28:43] Good help, good help over there.

[05:28:46] Motherfuckers are saying spectator mode, what I'm doing epic...

[05:29:13] you

[05:29:43] you

[05:30:13] you

[05:30:43] you

[05:31:13] you

[05:31:43] you

[05:31:59] Nice good

[05:32:03] No, I wasn't in the net. Oh my fucking god, bro

[05:32:07] only down one today today today okay you just go it's going to go but we have a

[05:32:15] bunch of haters that are trying to be motivators at the table of dinner

[05:32:17] success right now I'm not worried about it bro and go actually don't worry

[05:32:25] Don't even trip.

[05:32:26] Oh my god, don't even trip.

[05:32:27] I got on.

[05:32:28] On everything I'm gonna blow.

[05:32:29] Listen.

[05:32:30] There's been worse times.

[05:32:31] That has been worse times.

[05:32:32] Just need to get here.

[05:32:33] I'll go.

[05:32:34] Go.

[05:32:35] I'm gonna play with you.

[05:32:36] I'm gonna play with you.

[05:32:37] I'm gonna play with you.

[05:32:38] I'm gonna play with you.

[05:32:39] We can do it.

[05:32:40] We can do it.

[05:32:41] We can do it.

[05:32:42] Oh my god, we can do it.

[05:32:43] Yeah, no.

[05:32:44] No one was in pillion in a matter.

[05:32:45] Man.

[05:32:46] we can do it we can do it we can do it we can do it

[05:32:48] no one was in bill in a matter

[05:32:55] me ho

[05:33:02] bro we have the losers back here

[05:33:04] we have second chance to be bro we're queuing that

[05:33:06] im god we're queuing that

[05:33:08] im not ending

[05:33:10] hold on

[05:33:12] come on we still win oh god we still win

[05:33:14] the world wait oh my god it's the same thing the seven seconds left it's the same thing the seven

[05:33:20] seconds left

[05:33:26] do this bro

[05:33:31] here you go

[05:33:36] please i need you i need you i need you to like activate prime like laser i know

[05:33:39] I got it I got it I got it.

[05:33:44] Oh no shot on goal.

[05:33:48] Fuck our life, Mijo.

[05:33:49] Whoa whoa whoa, when did he learn how to do.

[05:33:55] I'm downtown stable in the auto, coming in from deep.

[05:33:59] Going up to the mid.

[05:34:00] There's no road, there's no road.

[05:34:01] It's going up, it's going up, it's going up, it's going up, it's going up.

[05:34:06] Mijo.

[05:34:07] It's going down.

[05:34:14] You have a second chance.

[05:34:16] Did we even have a second chance?

[05:34:18] Is that even like a thing?

[05:34:20] Yeah, right.

[05:34:21] Until 7.15 I think.

[05:34:23] Alright, so.

[05:34:24] Well, we got eliminated.

[05:34:25] Round one.

[05:34:26] Three minutes.

[05:34:27] Alright, let's talk about strategy, you chap.

[05:34:32] What did I do wrong in that game?

[05:34:36] like can you explain them instead of just saying everything

[05:34:43] chasing the ball basically you watch party ladies didn't do shit

[05:34:56] so I'm like really confused on what this chat

[05:35:00] is like main goal is doing like is it just like is your main goal just like

[05:35:04] Okay, so now I see someone putting a tooth emoji in my chat every time I touch my tooth. Okay. Yeah. No, this is like this is bad

[05:35:16] Jack could it be my tooth problem or could it be a gum problem?

[05:35:19] I

[05:35:32] So basically bro basically why do this shallow?

[05:35:37] It hurts my tooth. Oopsies. It hurts my tooth really badly

[05:35:42] Wait, do I have a root canal? Wait, do I know if I had a root canal though? Or no.

[05:35:57] What do you mean would you know if you have one? I think it's something you get from a

[05:36:00] dentist like it's a procedure. No, a root canal is not something you get from a dentist.

[05:36:05] What? A root canal is something that develops.

[05:36:08] I thought it was like a procedure.

[05:36:15] It is?

[05:36:16] Guys, a root canal is...

[05:36:17] Isn't it like a certain type of cavity?

[05:36:20] Nah, probably not.

[05:36:25] Do you think my tooth could be going through a problem because I fixed my wisdom teeth

[05:36:31] recently?

[05:36:32] I fixed the cavity or no?

[05:36:35] but it's like very painful it's like anything I eat now hurt this but if I

[05:36:45] start slurring my words and I start like being like there a chance that I

[05:36:49] don't know probably stop putting emotes of a fucking I can't but it's just a

[05:36:55] tooth with a brush and it's it's brushed me

[05:36:59] it's like well it's just like yep I see you Darius I see you have I see you tell

[05:37:07] me of knowledge

[05:37:16] bro we're coming different this game bro yeah we're gonna come and fucking

[05:37:20] last wait what have some hope brown talking bird dickens here

[05:37:27] wait I just see nick a 30 penis so much on one what is this

[05:37:42] am I kidding chat if my dick actually got leaked and it was small would don't

[05:37:46] believe me

[05:37:50] I don't think I'll talk about your meat.

[05:38:04] I don't know if I'll be able to make Gage up, but I actually saw your meat.

[05:38:09] Like, whatever was fake big would you call me a senator now?

[05:38:11] I'll be able to see you, I'd be fucking...

[05:38:13] Dude, I'd be letting everyone know it's you, Jiro.

[05:38:19] I'll be honest with you bro, I don't have a big penis.

[05:38:23] I don't think a big penis matters anymore, it's like, it's all about the motion in the

[05:38:26] ocean.

[05:38:27] Honestly, it's kind of just like, I'll just say something retarded, bro, I'm just gonna

[05:38:32] be honest.

[05:38:33] Honestly, bro, like, girls should like guys for their personalities, bro.

[05:38:38] It's not all about looks, bro.

[05:38:40] Yeah, true.

[05:38:41] Like, literally, bro.

[05:38:42] Like, she's true.

[05:38:44] Like, bro, I'm just as cool as the guy who goes to the gym every single day, bro.

[05:38:48] I literally am.

[05:38:49] Yeah, it's not about the way you look anymore, bro.

[05:38:51] It's really not.

[05:38:53] Like maybe try to get to know like some people like us

[05:38:56] or something, I don't know.

[05:38:57] I got a little dick, but I've had a big dream, you know?

[05:39:00] Exactly, bro.

[05:39:01] Like well fucking well said, bro.

[05:39:04] Like the more I think about it, bro, like women nowadays,

[05:39:08] like, they don't even like, bro, yeah.

[05:39:11] And not to mention, like for sure, right?

[05:39:15] I said it again!

[05:39:22] Yeah we're in game.

[05:39:27] Tell them what we're talking about, I'm sorry.

[05:39:35] Alright bro, I got you.

[05:39:41] I think we're going against boyfriend and girlfriend right now.

[05:39:43] Bro, I'm not gonna lie, his name is MADS and INHALE.

[05:39:46] All God if we lose to a boyfriend and girlfriend, I'm gonna kill myself.

[05:40:04] Okay, ladies, be honest, bro.

[05:40:08] Okay?

[05:40:10] Cringe?

[05:40:10] Yeah, but...

[05:40:11] I'm gonna shoot you, bro.

[05:40:13] We talked about this like last time, but that's like if I got to a car accident and the guy just went flying out the window at like

[05:40:19] 1 a.m. And we were in the middle of nowhere. Would you snitch?

[05:40:24] There is a zero Batman would not get that out of me, bro. I'm not kidding

[05:40:29] Like there is no chance. I'm snitching bro. That does nothing but cause more trouble for me, bro

[05:40:34] I'm literally just came to the house was like, yo, do you know anything about this?

[05:40:37] If not, you're gonna go to jail if you don't say anything now

[05:40:39] bro how are they gonna how are they gonna tell me what I did and didn't see

[05:40:46] if they weren't there bro I didn't see shit bro are you crazy

[05:40:50] who's your biggest crush in the world bro you look you every day bro sure

[05:40:57] What if Diana Limba asked the question, would you snitch?

[05:41:04] Bro, I would not fucking snitch, are you crazy?

[05:41:08] Oh, I missed, oh no.

[05:41:13] Oh no.

[05:41:15] Sure.

[05:41:16] Calma, calma, calma.

[05:41:18] Oh my god.

[05:41:50] I got it

[05:41:53] I know books no boys

[05:41:56] Yeah, I got it. Yeah

[05:41:58] Hey, why did that like do like a little oh?

[05:42:01] My god Marlon, can you like take me and throw me around the room? Like what the fuck was that?

[05:42:09] Oh my god, oh, no

[05:42:14] That's a fucking game

[05:42:20] Lucky shot, bruh.

[05:42:25] Lucky shot.

[05:42:30] Oh, man.

[05:42:35] No, no, no, no, no, no.

[05:42:38] Oh, no. Oh, no, man. It's just...

[05:42:40] Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

[05:42:43] It's not going out. It's not going out.

[05:42:45] What? It's a female choker to me!

[05:42:47] No, that's not going out.

[05:42:49] I know that viral meme, bro. That was actually viral.

[05:42:53] You go, you go. I'm actually locked in. I'm not kidding. I freely go in.

[05:42:57] I'm just not feeling it. I'm not feeling it.

[05:43:04] Oh my god, I'm mad. I'm supposed to get an on-bomb.

[05:43:06] No, no, no, no. Lock me in. Lock me in.

[05:43:07] I go.

[05:43:15] Nice.

[05:43:17] That was us. Good shot.

[05:43:18] That's really us.

[05:43:20] That's really us.

[05:43:22] Alright, we're back.

[05:43:34] It's me, yo.

[05:43:48] man you just- MEEHOOOOOO

[05:43:52] we just shit on these guys bro

[05:43:56] okay that looks bad, that's bad, okay

[05:44:00] okay hold on, hold on

[05:44:04] I said she's a- we actually just shit on this guy

[05:44:06] I said she's a shut up

[05:44:08] man you're up

[05:44:12] what the fuck are they talking to me

[05:44:16] Oh my god, I'm like I'm like a Hall of Fame seller

[05:44:23] No mods, maybe time the guy that said is this a ladies watch party like

[05:44:28] Look at me just setting up the assist realm like

[05:44:33] You game bro

[05:44:46] I'm not 400 pounds, but I got it, I got it, I got it.

[05:44:50] Oh, look at my defense. Who's the bet? Who's like the...

[05:44:52] Hey, bro, I'm not the best defense player in this game.

[05:44:57] I can stop all balls. Look at me setting it up, bro.

[05:45:00] I keep setting it up! I keep setting it up!

[05:45:03] She said stop f***ing with me.

[05:45:05] Stop f***ing with me.

[05:45:07] Stop f***ing with me.

[05:45:09] I'm f***ing with me.

[05:45:11] Me, honey.

[05:45:13] Alright, let me, let, save you that.

[05:45:15] Let me show you how it's done.

[05:45:17] I gotta impress my chatter, over.

[05:45:19] Don't worry about me.

[05:45:21] Don't worry about me.

[05:45:25] Oh God, let me stop telling her, over.

[05:45:27] This is like the bronze getting out of the bench.

[05:45:29] out of the bench. You're the problem. Let me just play, let me play. I'm in the net, I'm

[05:45:38] gone, I'm in the net. Time, time. Let me play, let me play. You can question mark me from

[05:45:52] in the chat bro. Oh my god. That's fake. Right to me. Faking it to you. You're there.

[05:46:05] To get good smoke. Good fake by me. Double fake. And we want to do a good fake. Yeah,

[05:46:12] I got some dominance bro. But she has a fucking sunflower as her banner bro. We need to see

[05:46:18] on me

[05:46:22] All right, I'm coming out of the bench you go I go bro

[05:46:30] It's okay don't matter stand in that oh god, but you gotta just trust your teammate, bro

[05:46:36] It's boss coming in. I'm gonna hear it. I'm sorry about it. I'm an old purpose player

[05:46:40] There.

[05:46:47] Oh yeah, that's me.

[05:46:48] Up the net.

[05:47:10] you

[05:47:40] you

[05:48:10] you

[05:48:40] you

[05:49:10] you

[05:49:40] I mean, I assume that at least.

[05:50:01] But nobody's better than me.

[05:50:02] I won the last game 7-2, you might have to like actually carry me.

[05:50:07] Wait, was scary movie good or no?

[05:50:12] Uh, no.

[05:50:14] It was not.

[05:50:15] Really?

[05:50:16] I laughed a few times.

[05:50:17] I'm going to be honest.

[05:50:18] I did laugh a few times.

[05:50:19] But it was not good.

[05:50:20] Yeah, it wasn't good.

[05:50:21] Like, I followed her by myself.

[05:50:24] Wait, what?

[05:50:25] Are you in the game?

[05:50:29] Wait, did I just get banned for being too good?

[05:50:35] I'm on a loading stream.

[05:50:36] I like some weird shit. I'm on a loading stream. I'm on a loading stream. Are they in the game scoring on us right now?

[05:50:41] I don't know.

[05:50:43] Wait, but did we get banned?

[05:50:49] Wait, we're banned.

[05:50:51] No way they banned us because we were shitting on everyone. Hey, what is this?

[05:50:56] I'm in the...

[05:51:00] I think we just have to sit.

[05:51:02] How does Epic Games make all of their game have bugs?

[05:51:06] Whoa, hashtag ad, Epic Games is one of the greatest companies to ever create any type

[05:51:09] of video game.

[05:51:10] It's what I would say if I was a hater.

[05:51:12] I fucking love Epic Games and we're winning FNCs.

[05:51:16] My balls literally could create their own fucking bacteria right now.

[05:51:27] Yo bro.

[05:51:28] What is this bro?

[05:51:30] Are we on the red ring of death?

[05:51:31] Yeah is this is this fucking like is this gonna fuck?

[05:51:36] Is it like a hundred to zero in the game right now is it over?

[05:51:48] Well chat i'm confused did we get banned?

[05:51:53] Why do my balls we stink fix your diet what the fuck does a diet have to do with my

[05:51:59] Oh, oh man. Oh, my balls sweat.

[05:52:02] Oh, W flag, bruh.

[05:52:03] I just sweat. Why is he-

[05:52:06] Alright, bruh. Whatever, bruh.

[05:52:08] Right, month.

[05:52:09] It's also men's mental health month.

[05:52:11] Shout out to people who participate in both parties.

[05:52:14] Nobody gives a fuck about men's mental health, bruh.

[05:52:18] Mmm, damn it's so hard.

[05:52:24] You all can question mark me, but this society give a fuck about men?

[05:52:29] man, Nihos are pigs

[05:52:40] yeah, they're really men, but they're pigs

[05:52:50] You guys are ready else, right? It's not cool when you don't radio

[05:53:02] I'd say we're an auto I'm a girl I just turned 23 just wanted to say your streams help me a lot and you're one of the best looking streamers

[05:53:14] Thank you

[05:53:20] Thank you, bro. I mean, damn.

[05:53:24] I'm also a girl. I've been watching the whole stream touching myself, too.

[05:53:29] Please, chill.

[05:53:40] Why do I hear it? It sounds like a fat dude is, like, moving his lips.

[05:53:44] That guy's exhausted.

[05:53:50] I'm a girl and you make me happy, thank you, uh, Ty-Tylan.

[05:54:10] I'm five fingers deep in my ass.

[05:54:12] Okay, okay.

[05:54:13] I got a 4 bit.

[05:54:24] No, auto start.

[05:54:27] Okay.

[05:54:34] I'll go.

[05:54:37] I go I'm fucked

[05:54:47] no don't oh fuck oh no not like this oh my god and he's actually gay

[05:54:56] I hope we deftly win, I'm not gonna lie.

[05:55:14] Well I was younger bro, I played with Barbies a little bit.

[05:55:21] Awesome thing, dude.

[05:55:22] Dude, something, thank you.

[05:55:24] Yeah, I'll just shit.

[05:55:26] Well, my mom has a microphone on her nightstand.

[05:55:29] Thanks you to scary-oki.

[05:55:32] Why the fuck does it vibrate?

[05:55:40] Dude, you're-

[05:55:41] Why?

[05:55:45] Oh, man.

[05:55:48] Oh, yeah.

[05:55:51] you

[05:56:21] you

[05:56:51] you

[05:57:21] you

[05:57:51] you

[05:58:21] you

[05:58:51] I

[05:59:00] This is fucking competitive I'm in wall 67

[05:59:11] Nice Michael Jackson flick

[05:59:21] Oh

[05:59:28] So you literally don't go

[05:59:38] Oh

[05:59:40] Oh, no, I'm gonna get back to the back for a little seat at.

[05:59:57] Get out of here, bitch.

[06:00:03] I said get back for a little stable now, now.

[06:00:09] I need tips for streaming low.

[06:00:21] Never used a low emo bro.

[06:00:23] I missed.

[06:00:24] Sorry.

[06:00:25] I got a boonch.

[06:00:26] I got a boonch.

[06:00:27] Here.

[06:00:28] I'm up there.

[06:00:29] Hold down.

[06:00:30] I'm up there.

[06:00:31] We won.

[06:00:32] Easy bro.

[06:00:33] Nobody's stopping us.

[06:00:34] We won.

[06:00:35] We won.

[06:00:36] We won.

[06:00:37] Nobody's stopping us.

[06:00:39] Nobody can fucking stop me.

[06:00:44] I'm there, I'm there, I'm there. Hold on, I'm there.

[06:00:48] Oh my god, that's...

[06:00:50] Shot on goal, it's not bad.

[06:00:53] Nice. I'm playing back, just in case. Just 10 seconds up.

[06:00:56] Yeah, I love that.

[06:00:57] Good game, GG's.

[06:00:59] GG's.

[06:01:00] GG's, GG's, GG's.

[06:01:02] GG, give me some skin, give me some skin, give me some skin.

[06:01:07] Oh my god.

[06:01:17] GG.

[06:01:18] Who is boosting him right now?

[06:01:27] ha ha ha

[06:01:29] GG

[06:01:31] Who is boosting him right now?

[06:01:33] What?

[06:01:35] Boosting

[06:01:43] She's a fun red gift box

[06:01:53] Wait, we're in the quarter finals?

[06:01:55] Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit.

[06:02:00] Wait, talk to the chat, I gotta take a piss.

[06:02:03] Okay. Hey, what's up, meos?

[06:02:08] What's up, guys?

[06:02:13] Hey, what's going on, guys?

[06:02:19] These guys are probably, uh, probably sweats, bro. I'm not gonna lie.

[06:02:23] surely these guys I mean they got the same name same clan tag I think these

[06:02:29] guys are maybe brothers and that's their last name maybe they're bots bro

[06:02:42] bro we're actually there's a chance we really could win here no I didn't put

[06:02:50] any money on the game bro I put no slip in I shoulda fucking shoulda

[06:02:57] shoulda

[06:03:04] can you hear this shit what next looking good dude they're looking good game

[06:03:09] one two

[06:03:11] What the fuck that guy just said?

[06:03:31] What the fuck?

[06:03:38] Is it fourth, fourth, or third?

[06:03:40] You go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go.

[06:03:44] Lock me in, Lock me in.

[06:03:46] There's only third, if that means fourth?

[06:03:48] They're good.

[06:03:49] Yeah, but they're not. They're not great, they're nothing.

[06:03:51] Come on, Lock it. It's my first ever 20 million today.

[06:03:56] Getting up.

[06:03:57] Getting up.

[06:03:58] F*****g on her.

[06:04:03] F*****g out of my game!

[06:04:05] Oh shit.

[06:04:11] Hold on, he's gonna hit it back.

[06:04:14] Fuck outta here bitch!

[06:04:16] This is why we rocket league!

[06:04:18] I have no boost.

[06:04:22] Fuck outta here!

[06:04:31] Hey Jill.

[06:04:35] oh no

[06:04:37] fuck off

[06:04:39] the fuck out of here bitch

[06:04:41] this is why we rockin league

[06:04:43] hold on bro

[06:04:45] i got em rocks

[06:04:47] im going im going

[06:04:55] i sold

[06:04:57] i don't know what to say to you

[06:04:59] no i tried fucking him

[06:05:01] take care

[06:05:03] They say it's boots, bro. Something's about to happen. Oh my god. Oh no. They had a plan mind.

[06:05:10] They should have. What the hell?

[06:05:19] He's getting it out, bro.

[06:05:21] Yes, sir.

[06:05:22] I'm locked. She's locked. Oh no.

[06:05:25] Nice. Let me just wait. Please wait. Please wait.

[06:05:28] I'm going.

[06:05:31] I'm going.

[06:05:34] What the?

[06:05:35] Dang, that's us.

[06:05:36] What's up?

[06:05:37] This is how I try to get the party to it.

[06:05:39] Yeah!

[06:05:41] Where's my hug?

[06:05:42] Bro, give me a hug!

[06:05:43] Give me a hug!

[06:05:44] Give me a hug!

[06:05:50] Okay.

[06:05:56] I'm going.

[06:05:57] Get that fucking out of there

[06:06:11] They were scared of my aura

[06:06:27] You can try, you can try me, huh?

[06:06:31] I just love looking at your stream, what's this for?

[06:06:35] I go, I go.

[06:06:39] Cosmetically.

[06:06:43] He's serious right now.

[06:06:47] What's better in this game? Wall right?

[06:06:51] I don't know, I don't know.

[06:06:55] what's better ball right or are you serious right now definitely ball right

[06:07:02] actually not definitely ball right bro

[06:07:08] okay fucking good hey good hit

[06:07:16] keep it going bro come on walk in chill yo walking bro team blaming top team

[06:07:23] blaming for one fucking game blaming that team blaming all you do is team

[06:07:27] blame but how do you miss that oh my god cuz I'm tapping it you fucking dork

[06:07:32] who's a dork bro the guy who has fucking one goal with no assists no way

[06:07:36] me oh

[06:07:39] this guy just try fucking get on me that's me that's me I hope you are a

[06:07:47] fucking you're actually a cone

[06:07:52] I just wanted to steal your gold I thought you were going to try to steal from me so I

[06:07:54] panic

[06:07:55] no I wanted you to score I want to win

[06:07:58] me too bro so I'm trying and you're not

[06:08:01] okay I'm too scared to not reverse anymore

[06:08:04] I have to keep reversing

[06:08:09] hold on please

[06:08:17] Are you doing reverse to grand jam?

[06:08:20] Shut your bitch ass up, bro.

[06:08:21] Has anyone ever done that before?

[06:08:24] Yeah.

[06:08:25] I have no boost, I have to go back.

[06:08:28] Oh no, oh no.

[06:08:30] Oh no, oh no, oh no, there's one minute left.

[06:09:13] I mean just lock in you've heard everything's better when you're just lost

[06:09:18] Just in just a minute

[06:09:20] Oh god my my my I'm lean forward now I'll make gaming position I need you locked out

[06:09:24] This locks me every bite

[06:09:26] It's a great play it's a great play it's a great play

[06:09:28] Alright hit it off the wall and I'm gonna store

[06:09:31] Alright bad

[06:09:35] You're farming

[06:09:36] Go go hit it

[06:09:38] I don't have foos bro I use it for the play bro and your clip farming

[06:09:41] No, I'm not. I'm actually trying to mess up.

[06:09:43] He's still doing it. He's doing it. I just have my boots.

[06:09:45] He's getting out.

[06:09:46] Yes! Yes!

[06:09:48] Please, finish!

[06:09:50] Yes!

[06:09:51] Oh, God, I assisted! Oh, God, I assisted!

[06:09:54] Oh, that's nice, bro.

[06:09:55] Look at it, bro.

[06:09:56] No, you couldn't see it. They cut it. They cut it short.

[06:10:02] All right, lock it.

[06:10:03] All right, all right, all right.

[06:10:04] Let's go, bro. Come on.

[06:10:06] Let's finish strong.

[06:10:08] Oh, my God, that box.

[06:10:10] Wait fucking walking I get nervous

[06:10:40] Oh

[06:10:46] Semifinals

[06:10:49] Bro, I'm ready. Holy shit. I was the first time in the 75s in a while. It's a Grandland

[06:11:00] That's funny

[06:11:06] This is it bro, what rank is this this is Grandmaster Elite third

[06:11:10] We locked in though, I'm not gonna lie, oh god we locked in.

[06:11:13] Well I'm more than locked.

[06:11:22] Fortnite? No.

[06:11:23] RLCS? Yes.

[06:11:27] Well I'm not kidding.

[06:11:29] Muckballs can just create like a potion of like healing.

[06:11:35] You guys have firecars, bro.

[06:11:37] that's the three that's the three this is right this is probably this time

[06:11:44] you're going to get some skin actually some skin give me some skin

[06:11:47] oh god give me some skin

[06:12:00] I said we're not over all you look good thank you

[06:12:04] Oh, what the fuck just happened to my arm?

[06:12:09] Oh, shit.

[06:12:20] What do you think about Jigsaw's play? Out in ring?

[06:12:23] Fuck, I lied, bro. I'm proud of him because his first one was Lemicki. He had his brother play.

[06:12:29] Has your nose gotten smaller and you got less fat?

[06:12:34] Oh my nose was never big to begin with.

[06:12:36] Me neither.

[06:12:37] By the way, I'm getting on 4A when the new map comes out in like an hour or two so I

[06:12:42] can learn it.

[06:12:43] Nice bro.

[06:12:44] Nice.

[06:12:45] I'm falling.

[06:12:46] I'm blowing all my dust in your face.

[06:12:53] But he's giving me free money, what the fuck?

[06:12:59] Wait, keep boosting, keep boosting.

[06:13:03] I'm freezing you, are you getting chilly?

[06:13:05] Hey, how are you getting chilly over there?

[06:13:06] I'm running the chat.

[06:13:09] Can we see your love handles?

[06:13:13] What the fuck do you think, bro?

[06:13:15] Hey, do you think I'm about to take off my shirt or something like that?

[06:13:18] I'm on cronass man, you're asking me to show you my love handles.

[06:13:24] It's just that your speckles are fucked.

[06:13:29] You gotta put your foot down.

[06:13:32] Yeah, I'm actually, I'm putting my controller down right now.

[06:13:35] Yo, it's gotta stop being nicer.

[06:13:37] Wallahi.

[06:13:41] Wait, nine vicious Fortnite scum.

[06:13:43] Yeah, I grabbed one.

[06:13:45] haha

[06:13:47] that's your cue

[06:13:48] you actually made me trip out

[06:13:50] Carter, thank you for the 5 gifted bro

[06:13:52] you are the daddy of today's trade

[06:13:54] game 1 out of 3

[06:13:56] lock in bro, lock in, is this finals?

[06:13:58] no

[06:14:00] 7 finals

[06:14:02] here you go

[06:14:06] this is about dull panic

[06:14:08] I would never

[06:14:12] I'm not gonna ball chase this game

[06:14:15] I'm locked.

[06:14:22] I'm locked.

[06:14:29] I'm locked.

[06:14:35] I'm locked.

[06:14:40] the great locked in

[06:14:47] I thought they were going to score

[06:14:52] I'm going to the center

[06:14:58] back to you, just weren't there bro

[06:15:01] yeah maybe because I was just on my team

[06:15:04] just weren't there

[06:15:07] like there's excuses or no you can see my pitching in his ear fuck up it's oh fuck

[06:15:14] oh no you know good aerial very nice I'm gonna do my I'm gonna do my aerial too

[06:15:25] yep yep yep yep

[06:15:28] Oh no, that might be our next one.

[06:15:33] Nice.

[06:15:34] He's getting over there.

[06:15:35] Dude, you just boosted me?

[06:15:36] You motherfucker?

[06:15:37] You motherfucker, dude.

[06:15:38] Oh, there you go.

[06:15:39] Why can't I ever do anything good in this game?

[06:15:40] That's what he literally said.

[06:15:41] Nice.

[06:15:42] Good job.

[06:15:43] Thank you.

[06:15:44] Thank you.

[06:15:45] Thank you.

[06:15:46] Thank you.

[06:15:47] Thank you.

[06:15:48] Thank you.

[06:15:49] Thank you.

[06:15:50] Thank you.

[06:15:51] Thank you.

[06:15:52] Thank you.

[06:15:53] Thank you.

[06:15:54] Thank you.

[06:15:55] Thank you.

[06:15:56] Good job!

[06:15:58] Thank you!

[06:16:00] I'm going to suit, please!

[06:16:02] Attention movie lovers!

[06:16:04] Wait, I thought I was going to...

[06:16:06] Oh my god!

[06:16:08] Attention movie lovers!

[06:16:10] If you see popcorn in the air, just know that it's me!

[06:16:12] Good!

[06:16:14] Oh yeah, that's us!

[06:16:16] Wee-hooo!

[06:16:18] I ran trying to steal that!

[06:16:20] What do I get to do to the team, I don't know 58 points?

[06:16:27] Vibes.

[06:16:28] Vibes and looks.

[06:16:29] Yo, what do you, yo, me how you tip the boost?

[06:16:32] I want the fucking head.

[06:16:35] Oh my god, I'm gonna kill you.

[06:16:39] How are you gonna kill me for just doing the right thing?

[06:16:42] Well, it's like, well, it's like, you might be kidding, but you're just a joker.

[06:16:48] I'm just like, hey, that's my bad, bro.

[06:16:52] Thank you.

[06:16:59] Yeah, that was kind of a bad pinch.

[06:17:03] You were never killing mine, you know.

[06:17:10] Actual good pass, not rolling.

[06:17:12] Oh, they hit it.

[06:17:18] oh bitch

[06:17:25] are you like trying to run in the middle of it

[06:17:29] no you're just going my way bro

[06:17:36] yo you're actually not actually doing it

[06:17:38] you're actually a troll

[06:17:40] you're actually a fucking troll bro

[06:17:43] I

[06:17:48] Actually this feels insane. It's just like I'm getting targeted if you go

[06:18:01] Dude, I've noted their names

[06:18:13] Okay, so it seems like we're down a point, but don't panic.

[06:18:38] Okay, panic a little bit because I need you to get that out.

[06:18:40] Okay, I'm gonna go a little bit because I actually need to see...

[06:18:45] No worries.

[06:18:58] Oh my teeth hurt so bad.

[06:19:01] That's actually insane, man.

[06:19:04] Alrighty.

[06:19:04] I'm there, I'm there, I'm there, I'm the Klots!

[06:19:11] I know Bruce.

[06:19:34] Oh my god

[06:19:48] I'm there. Oh god. Oh god. I gotta go. I gotta go. I did

[06:19:55] He does

[06:20:04] Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, when there's a world that's away, when there's a world that's away, when there's a world that's away.

[06:20:09] I just need you to keep it up.

[06:20:11] I'm going to go here, I'm going to hit it off the wall, get ready.

[06:20:17] Oh my god.

[06:20:22] No boost, no boost.

[06:20:24] That's fine, but it's best to have a great, best to have a great, come on.

[06:20:27] Leave it, leave it, leave it.

[06:20:29] You don't have to convince me, I know!

[06:20:36] Okay, this time on 10 series.

[06:20:50] Oh my god, the whole chat is screaming we want more, do you hear it?

[06:20:54] Hi, I'm not getting this whole building is shaking bro. We need to win

[06:21:05] Mami King my balls and my arm wits, but what is wrong with me?

[06:21:11] You should play like okay, we should like rotate out of goalie and shit like one

[06:21:15] So we should only have one going at that once bro. I'm not gonna lie if you actually want to win

[06:21:18] I'm gonna IGL here just listen to me okay go for the ball bro

[06:21:28] I'm gonna go for the ball when I hit it I need you to hit it after okay bro just

[06:21:32] not like how it works that's not how you IGL

[06:21:35] Not hit it not hit it not hit it not hit it not hit it good now I'm gonna get boost I'm

[06:21:40] gonna wait for a little bit of boost don't worry I'm right here do not actually panic

[06:21:43] stay on that side stay on that side to go right back to you

[06:21:45] I don't know this.

[06:21:47] You gotta listen to your IGL, oh god.

[06:21:49] You said it's coming back to me, it didn't even come back to me.

[06:21:52] They would have just told her.

[06:21:56] Okay, yeah, nice.

[06:21:58] You're actually just a fuck.

[06:21:59] Like, I'm dead ass, like...

[06:22:03] You're my old fucking game.

[06:22:07] It's just like, why do I put...

[06:22:09] Yo, who are you doing donuts in our goal?

[06:22:20] Yeah, yeah, you're the saiyan patrol, bruh.

[06:22:30] I'm what?

[06:22:31] I'm what?

[06:22:32] I'm what, bruh?

[06:22:33] The saiyan patrol.

[06:22:34] Like, I'm not kidding.

[06:22:35] I'm a troll, bruh.

[06:22:36] I'm a troll.

[06:22:37] You have like some like poly market deal or something for these guys to win like what's going on?

[06:22:43] Yeah, I'm a troll right now

[06:22:47] On God you just want to end. I'm literally actually trying I just suck at this game

[06:22:58] Every time I hit the ball I take like a deep-ass breath

[06:23:00] You're just bracing yourself, bro, down to... It's actually wonderful, bro. I'm a locked in.

[06:23:08] This chat is so fucking boring to chat.

[06:23:14] I'll go, I'll go. Oh my god, man. Actually, I...

[06:23:21] to

[06:23:30] oh my god

[06:23:34] nice

[06:23:35] i'm actually here, hold on to my sword, i'm trying now

[06:23:38] i've been drawing

[06:23:39] hold on to my sword

[06:23:42] hold on to my sword again, top end, i'm right here

[06:23:46] wrap this shit up, wrap it up chat, wrap it up

[06:23:51] I

[06:23:59] My god

[06:24:08] Just bull sacked on top of my head

[06:24:21] I'm bumping the goalie.

[06:24:28] I got it.

[06:24:32] Lock in, lock in, lock in.

[06:24:33] Rome wasn't going to die.

[06:24:35] Literally.

[06:24:37] Nice.

[06:24:38] Okay, okay, okay, okay.

[06:24:39] I'm gonna stop ball chasing.

[06:24:40] Hit it to me. Good.

[06:24:45] Good.

[06:24:46] I got boost. I don't have any. I got it. I got it. I got it.

[06:24:54] Oh my god. Oh my god.

[06:24:57] We're good. We're good. We're good.

[06:24:59] Two minutes. Two minutes is a lot of time.

[06:25:03] Oh, get that. Get that. That's easy.

[06:25:04] Know what's on you. Know what's on you. Know what's on you. Know what's on you.

[06:25:06] Good. Good.

[06:25:07] a lot of time, a lot of play and talk bro, a lot of play and talk

[06:25:17] here you go

[06:25:25] easy, oh my god, oh my god, bang

[06:25:28] oh my god, bang

[06:25:33] yes!

[06:25:34] I'm there, I'm there, I'm there, I'm there, I'm there, I'm there, I'm there, I'm gone.

[06:25:41] Eight racks.

[06:25:43] Nice!

[06:25:44] Hi, Bumpton.

[06:25:45] This is my little bed!

[06:25:46] Nice, it shared me hope.

[06:25:47] Here you go.

[06:25:48] Hi, bro.

[06:25:49] Still got a lot of games to do.

[06:25:50] Two minutes left.

[06:25:51] Ohhhh!

[06:26:00] Here you go.

[06:26:02] Hi, bro. Still gotta lock in.

[06:26:05] Oh my god, there's a fucking bug in my ear.

[06:26:08] Bro, we're not losing this game. Oh god.

[06:26:11] Good hit.

[06:26:13] Get that out of here, bitch. Who the fuck you think you are? I am.

[06:26:46] Nice!

[06:26:48] They have the shit on! They have the shit on!

[06:26:50] They have the shit on!

[06:26:52] They have the shit on!

[06:27:01] Here you go.

[06:27:02] I'm not scared.

[06:27:06] Go, go, go, go!

[06:27:08] I got him.

[06:27:15] I got him.

[06:27:18] Nice.

[06:27:19] I was looking out behind them.

[06:27:24] Two boosts.

[06:27:25] Two boosts.

[06:27:26] One of them.

[06:27:27] One of them doesn't have boosts.

[06:27:28] Oh no.

[06:27:29] Oh no.

[06:27:30] Is he there?

[06:27:31] Nice.

[06:27:32] No, ladies are you there?

[06:27:34] Yes.

[06:27:36] I just used 100% of my brain right there.

[06:27:40] No, I thought I had a knit and young flick.

[06:27:53] Oh, my god.

[06:28:26] This can't be the end of us, Lace.

[06:28:28] Bro, he's literally just chill, bro.

[06:28:30] I'm freaking out. I hate overtime.

[06:28:31] Oh god, I hate overtime.

[06:28:33] I'm potting him. Hit that!

[06:28:35] It's you.

[06:28:41] He just fucked my ass.

[06:28:43] We're good.

[06:28:44] Got it out, got it out, got it out.

[06:28:45] That's going in, that's going in, that's going in!

[06:28:50] Oh my fuck, my pussy, bro!

[06:28:52] my fucking my top lip smells like shit

[06:29:01] ok

[06:29:03] we win

[06:29:05] let me hit it, let me hit it

[06:29:07] I have no boost, I have no boost on you

[06:29:13] no

[06:29:17] no yes you you you you

[06:29:19] I have no boost

[06:29:21] no

[06:29:25] I have no boost

[06:29:27] take your time, take your time

[06:29:29] Oh shit, kill yourself.

[06:29:32] Okay, one more game.

[06:29:33] Alright, alright, alright, alright.

[06:29:35] We just gotta win this.

[06:29:36] We just gotta win this.

[06:29:37] We just gotta win this.

[06:29:38] Good shit, gain some skin, gain some skin, gain some skin.

[06:29:40] Come on, come on, come on.

[06:29:43] It's one-one, one-one.

[06:29:45] Game three, bro.

[06:29:47] This is why we rock it.

[06:29:54] I got told by John Rocket League that if we win this game, we're gonna get a thousand

[06:30:18] block the fucking you go

[06:30:27] this is my arena too this is my favorite map rush this shit

[06:30:34] fuck out of here matter fun daddy

[06:30:38] nice matter fuck out of here bitch that's why we leak that's why we rock it

[06:30:46] why we fucking leave

[06:30:53] that's not what no no that's going in no touch

[06:30:56] stop it watch there was a test that test your intellectual ability and your

[06:31:01] skills you're still listening to your ACL bro that's money

[06:31:07] It means from...

[06:31:07] Fuck, come on.

[06:31:08] I'm fucked by a little shit.

[06:31:09] It means from fucking skin.

[06:31:10] I'm fucked by a little shit.

[06:31:11] Oh, no.

[06:31:12] Take that shit, you moron.

[06:31:13] Bitch, take it!

[06:31:14] Take it!

[06:31:15] Take it!

[06:31:17] Come on, bro.

[06:31:18] Park it.

[06:31:20] Let's go.

[06:31:21] Okay.

[06:31:25] Nice.

[06:31:25] Good tap.

[06:31:26] It's a little low tap, not a bad shot at all.

[06:31:28] Not a bad shot at all.

[06:31:29] Good.

[06:31:29] Not a bad one.

[06:31:30] Maxi down.

[06:31:31] It's a little low tap back to you.

[06:31:32] Back to...

[06:31:33] Oh, I was gonna block your boost.

[06:31:35] Little bit of a little glitch tap. It's got a glitch tap. Nice good taps. Oh my god, they're nervous.

[06:31:39] Hit again, hit again, hit again, hit again. They don't know what to do, they don't know what to do.

[06:31:42] Let me touch, let me touch, get your boost, get your boost, get your boost, get your boost, get your boost.

[06:31:45] Bad boost by me, bad. That's going right in the net.

[06:31:49] Not my yahoo.

[06:31:55] Yup, good hit. I'm to your left, I'm to your left, remember.

[06:32:00] No, those good taps though. That's not even bad taps for real.

[06:32:04] double tap like me and I'm on the road you could Skype me

[06:32:10] You're my life I wipe me and I have parents don't like me and your ex won't fight me

[06:32:16] I can hit you up on snapchat. You're my life I wipe me

[06:32:23] What's up little baby? That's good. People are now don't you live in your hood

[06:32:27] Oh

[06:32:41] Straight to that net back to the middle

[06:32:47] Me so soon

[06:32:57] 2 minutes they're nervous 2 minutes they're nervous 2 minutes they're nervous 2 minutes

[06:33:21] They're nervous their palms are sweaty

[06:33:24] Look at them. They're nervous. Oh god. They're fine. Oh my god. They're like super. I'm not this

[06:33:30] login. I've no good

[06:33:32] My god, the lights are right. Oh god. The lights are right. Oh god. The lights are too bright. Oh

[06:33:39] My god, they're like way too bright

[06:33:51] Fuckin' how long?

[06:33:56] Here you go.

[06:34:04] What, T-Fence, that's what you're here for, man.

[06:34:07] Thank you, bro.

[06:34:08] Oh my god. It'll go along ME!

[06:34:21] I'm all the way back

[06:34:27] Me me me me that's why that's why I didn't realize it was free for you nice nice nice nice nice nice me

[06:34:33] Ho

[06:34:34] It's over. It's over. It's GG. It's not over. It's not over. It's not over. It's not over.

[06:34:38] They're not coming back. They're not coming back.

[06:34:39] You go, you go, you go, you go.

[06:34:40] Long god, there's not even a chance bro. This is my first time ever in a finals. Oh my god.

[06:34:44] Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.

[06:34:51] No, it's fucking over. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god

[06:35:09] Go bro

[06:35:11] I can't, I can't, I'm running, I'm running, I'm running!

[06:35:37] I'm not going to lie, I'm just the first I made it, are you crazy?

[06:36:01] We're going against big dwinks.

[06:36:02] They're going, we just burst the big boinks.

[06:36:05] We're bursting, we're bursting, we're moving, we're moving downtown.

[06:36:09] They're good, bro.

[06:36:12] They have the most goals in the tournament.

[06:36:14] They have 26, they have 26, we're in second with 19.

[06:36:19] Don't troll, this is, this is actually where heroes are made, bro.

[06:36:24] One God.

[06:36:25] Oh, come on, bro.

[06:36:26] Fist bump, bro, fist bump, fist bump, fist bump.

[06:36:29] One.

[06:36:30] Come on, fist bump me.

[06:36:32] give me some skin beho

[06:36:34] give me some fucking skin beho

[06:36:36] oh give me some

[06:36:42] come on bro

[06:36:44] every time you miss from a spit in your face

[06:36:46] dude

[06:36:50] you're going to hell bro

[06:37:02] Stop touching your tooth with your balls wet.

[06:37:19] Oh god I am.

[06:37:20] I got a funny message.

[06:37:21] Alright lock in.

[06:37:22] Alright, so come on.

[06:37:23] They're actually doing it.

[06:37:24] They're actually targets one

[06:37:32] Oh my god

[06:37:43] They might have one sweat might be yellow

[06:37:52] No, no, no, no, no.

[06:37:53] Yellow car might be their trap card.

[06:37:56] Review of raids off.

[06:37:57] Time of evry from the raid.

[06:38:03] Nice.

[06:38:15] Give us a moment in the lawn real quick, hold on.

[06:38:19] I'm all in the lawn real quick.

[06:38:21] That's easy goal. First goal of the game.

[06:38:23] I don't know.

[06:38:24] What was that? What was that?

[06:38:25] Did you walk me through there, Greg? What happened?

[06:38:27] Uh, yeah. There was two on me and I got bumped.

[06:38:31] It's not good.

[06:38:32] And you're the one who was playing goalie?

[06:38:34] Oh my god.

[06:38:35] I just, that was me.

[06:38:37] That's really good.

[06:38:38] That's actually a good pass. No, oh my god, that's a good pass.

[06:38:40] Thank you.

[06:38:41] Like, actually, that was tough.

[06:38:42] Thank you, Greg.

[06:38:43] That was good, good, good, good pass, good finish.

[06:38:44] That was my end.

[06:38:45] That was my end.

[06:38:46] I knew it was coming up.

[06:38:47] I saw you get the blue side.

[06:38:48] This shot to the middle.

[06:38:49] Yeah, literally.

[06:38:50] OK, OK.

[06:38:59] There we go.

[06:39:01] Hey, me, me, me, me.

[06:39:02] Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me.

[06:39:05] Me, me, me, me and me.

[06:39:13] Oh you know Flight Lagoon?

[06:39:16] What's going on?

[06:39:17] I just literally picked that off and took it

[06:39:19] I was fucking nose out of the field almost, you got it in mind?

[06:39:26] Good, hold on.

[06:39:31] The Hanyin Sanyin Fanyu, today we're gathered here to witness the death of the fucking enemies.

[06:39:42] Let's be that tickle.

[06:39:46] No one was right there you saw it!

[06:39:48] Okay

[06:39:54] You got

[06:39:59] I'm like really bad right now

[06:40:05] No, don't say that. Go say that please

[06:40:10] I need this

[06:40:12] I need a win!

[06:40:14] I think it's back, I think it's back.

[06:40:17] He hit that. Good.

[06:40:24] I got him.

[06:40:27] Yep.

[06:40:31] Fuck outta here, if that matter!

[06:40:33] I want to fly can't you take me far away

[06:41:03] you

[06:41:33] you

[06:42:03] you

[06:42:33] you

[06:43:03] you

[06:43:33] You

[06:44:03] I'm gonna relax, I'm gonna relax, I'm gonna, come on.

[06:44:05] Let's get some hype, let's knock it off.

[06:44:07] Let's do this shit, bro, come on.

[06:44:08] We set bro, let's make love, we set.

[06:44:09] Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.

[06:44:11] We need positive.

[06:44:12] I actually want him, bro.

[06:44:13] Come on, bro, come on, come on, come on, come on.

[06:44:15] Let's go stable.

[06:44:17] Hey, hey, hey, hey.

[06:44:18] Let's go stable.

[06:44:21] Come on, bro.

[06:44:23] Come on.

[06:44:24] Let's fucking jump, go.

[06:44:33] a little bit of a freaky ass move, bro. That's a free goal for the game.

[06:45:33] I just saw fucking said will I eat him over on my group rule

[06:45:44] I'm done

[06:45:53] These guys are too good ladies, I don't know

[06:46:03] I'm trying bro, the only thing I can think is like if you just sit and go but I don't

[06:46:25] Like I'm not like gonna steal it. I'm not gonna just like take over though

[06:46:55] I

[06:47:08] Touch the ball

[06:47:18] Bro just focus on winning not just holding tap, bro

[06:47:55] Yeah, he did it, that's so nice.

[06:48:00] It's in, bro, it's in!

[06:48:02] Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

[06:48:05] Nice, bro, good shit, bro.

[06:48:15] That's you, bro.

[06:48:16] It really is clear.

[06:48:17] Here's the one I'm trying to find.

[06:48:18] Wait, the nix won already?

[06:48:21] Say it one more time.

[06:48:22] Here you go, here you go.

[06:48:23] The Spurs are dead, bro. Nixxip won the last 13 games.

[06:48:30] And fucking Whippenanda is way too nervous. The lights have never been brighter, bro.

[06:48:34] He's really shitting down his leg.

[06:48:37] Alright, they lost.

[06:48:43] Okay, Chad, this is the post-game of Nixx, first Spurs.

[06:48:48] This is what they immediately changed the channel to, but...

[06:48:50] Everyone's watching.

[06:48:53] Everyone's at Buffalo Wild Wings right now.

[06:48:55] HAHAHAHA

[06:48:57] AHHHHH

[06:48:59] Oh, they're all cheersing right now just to feel things erupting.

[06:49:03] Everyone's drinking out right now.

[06:49:06] We need a live cam and fucking beat ups. We go.

[06:49:15] 24 more Wing 3s.

[06:49:20] They're saying if one of us scores a goal it's free fucking.

[06:49:22] It's free. Looks like I just

[06:49:32] Need

[06:49:37] That's not good. Oh, I walk in here New York City New York City New York City New York City New York City New York City

[06:49:42] New York City, New York City. Are you going to hell?

[06:49:52] I

[06:49:55] Ran the shit out of you, but I didn't have boost

[06:49:59] Every fucking way stop has this on the screen right now

[06:50:07] That's not good that's not good

[06:50:10] That's not good

[06:50:17] I was always my fault chat. I was always my fault. This is always my fault you go

[06:50:22] Oh

[06:50:28] Nice

[06:50:33] I'm actually almost a fun, oh my god. Oh my god. No, I wasn't guarding us. I'm actually sending

[06:50:52] We're gonna please place I need to add to a god mode brother I fence trying

[06:51:02] I didn't I didn't

[06:51:05] Please please please please activate it activate it

[06:51:10] Please I like this I like this I like this not like this not like this

[06:51:19] Did you just now realize like all of a sudden that we're in a rocket league match?

[06:51:42] Fuck my life

[06:51:44] Well, I wish I'm still on this.

[06:51:55] Go fuck yourself.

[06:51:56] I just scored!

[06:51:57] I just scored!

[06:51:58] I just scored!

[06:51:59] I just scored!

[06:52:00] I just scored!

[06:52:01] I just scored!

[06:52:02] Hurry, look back in!

[06:52:03] O.T. is loading!

[06:52:04] O.T. is loading!

[06:52:05] You have to load your game back up!

[06:52:06] Oh my god!

[06:52:07] Good fucking night, y'all.

[06:52:08] I'm gonna see you tomorrow.