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06-06-2026 ยท 7h 48m
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Why am I so big how does he do that dance bro yo five it bro thank you so much for the 50 gifted subs can everyone say thank you
Yo, what is
Everyone say thank you, bro. Everyone actually say thank you. This isn't an alert. This is an actual. Thank you, bro
Thank you. Yo, why do you guys hate these shorts? Are these shorts that bad like dead ass the Balenci?
Don't fight it. Thank you so much for the 50 gifted. Oh my god
Thank you. Like actually, thank you, but I'll see you in person. You let me know. I'm gonna give you strokes
Wait, are these shorts ugly like dead ass?
Those are dad shorts
Yo, I'm not kidding when I say this I spent I spent two bands on these shorts when I was in Hawaii
Was this a waste or no?
Like dead ass was this a waste?
But like I feel like these aren't even I'm seeing a sob emo from a mile away
way it's like it's like why it's like no no because y'all always do this shit
where you say son me oh whatever it is like this shit like bro oh god it's
Balenciaga so is it cool yet or no is it dead ass cooler is it cool or no well
you can see my cheeks through my shorts fake decent thank you for the sub
bro five and thank you so much for the fucking 50 burgers once again but no
Oh god, no, it's Balenci though, but it's Balenci bro, but it's dead as Balenci it's dog shit motherfuckers
Yeah, you know what it is. You know what it is?
Oh, I see what it is mother fuckers are jealous that I got Balenci on so they're putting their anger out on me
God it got it. Got it. No, I got it. I actually got it, bro
No, I actually got it. I like them look at you, bro
You see you like them and look what you look like you look good, bro
That's supposed to be you is this you like who is this bro?
Yo Ron was good. You're the man. Thank you for making me laugh. Yo cowboy killer, bro
You know what your band okay, don't come in here spraying positivity this early into the stream. That's number one number two
Guys today is a great fucking day
Today we are going to be using a classic
We're gonna be bringing back the Sammy song, okay
All right, listen, both of my friends today,
I would consider them my friends.
Oh wait, I'm on the wrong mic.
Do you guys want me to switch mics?
I don't even realize.
I'm on the wrong mic.
Should I switch mics?
Or no.
No, no, no, it's fine, it's cool.
If you want, what sounds better?
Headset or deck top?
Desktop.
I don't really care, bro.
It doesn't, yo, why am I getting like one bit still?
What is this?
day for the seven months back top while loud equals funny oh shit so much funnier wait what
wait am I did I just get less funny now did I just get less funny yo listen yo listen guys
do y'all want to hear the good news or the bad news let me know right now good news or
bad news what do y'all want to hear first oh god what do you want to hear first okay
So, the good news!
Um, Sable Ronaldo looks good, um, I'm losing weight, Mike.
Yo, Burger, can you see I'm doing it?
Wait a minute.
Wait, which one is real?
Listen, listen, I'm supposed to, you know, be live today and I did so let's tap it up.
You know what?
I didn't sleep today.
Stay to an auto.
Went live, bro.
I saw first time chatter saying I look like his unclipped two year old toe now.
I don't know what that means.
That's number one.
So I'm the go.
Yeah.
Number two.
Number two, the bad news.
So everybody is having something going on today.
First of all, me and Silky, I think we were supposed to start.
Silky told me it's okay, you know what I'm saying?
I thought it was going to be a one, it's not going to be a one.
Obviously, I'm not going to delay, I want to go live for you guys and I know it's pretty
far, it's about an hour and a half away.
But today, Jason is doing his boxing event and what kind of friend am I if I don't go
support it?
Facts or no?
Also, I want to see Asian Jeff knock out Jason the wean anyone else like I want to see that oh god
I want to see that um
So the bad news that shit is about an hour away
But but but but but but but but Lacey's thing is about 35 minutes away, and it's on the way
So I was thinking what if we go to Best Buy
Because we got to get this phone mount so that you could see me and Lays instead of just me
So then we can have a couple we can have a couple segment in the car. That's number one
number number two
Number two is we go to Lacey's thing with clicks because like yo what kind of friend am I how to go support my friends facts?
That's a bad friend, bro. That's a bad friend. So why not go there?
I'm thinking about just stealing all of the product on their shelf and reselling it. I'm gonna be honest with you
They don't even know this isn't even whatever and then I want to go straight after to the boxing thing
Okay, so maybe we do a little bit of a segment before then a little bit of an IRL
I don't really know so yeah support equals use them for content. Yo motherfucker, bro
Do you want to fuck my ass like like bro? It's like anything I do
It's anything I do bro. I get us can say yo
I'm about to go donate like a thousand blankets to the homeless, bro
And yo, it's somehow make it into something that it's not bro. It's like goddamn
You're deadass going to make it about yourself. Okay, bro. You heard it here first guys
I'm getting in the ring today
Okay, there's a secret card today, it's me versus accountability
Okay, listen it's
Listen, bro, it's me versus account of it. Oh, so you're gonna lose so you're gonna
Yeah, this yeah, don't call me a fucking it by the way
First round knockout. Okay. Listen, I would not I would play against accountability butts, but it doesn't seem like it'd be fun
So we're probably gonna do a little bit of IRL today. We're gonna do a little bit of things. It should be kind of fun also
Guys, it is official
stable Ronaldo is back. I
Will be playing in the next FNCS with Lays
Okay, I
Will be playing the next FNCS now the thing is now the thing is do I still?
Have the talent to
Qualify it's gonna be me and lays unless you guys think I should play with someone else
But it was good. I think it's gonna be me and lays. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Oh god. You're so good
Ron, there's not a single gateway. This is a long message
Ron, there's not a single game that you're bad at.
Realistically speaking, if you played the game tomorrow, you would probably end up winning
the next FNCS.
You're one of the most talented Fortnite players to ever touch the game, let alone a gamer
in general touching a computer, whether it be a controller, whether it be a mouse, whether
it be a keyboard, whether it be any type of joystick, anything in the world, bro.
We look up to you and we value you and your assets to the universe.
Thank you so much for becoming a streamer, bro.
Without you, I don't know what I would do.
I probably would have killed myself.
Can we get a W with a heart, man?
With a bandage?
Actually, one of the most positive messages
that we've seen today.
Deadass, bro, deadass.
That was one of the most positive messages we've seen today.
Guys, listen, listen.
I don't know why I'm seeing L's with a broken heart.
That is not what I'm asking for.
Trent, thank you for the sub.
Hannah, thank you for the 12 months.
Drop on me if you're a girl.
Heart.
Wow, Hannah, you're a girl.
So you know what?
Let's take a moment of silence for the ladies today.
Thank you for the 26 months.
Waste of 26 months.
That's just not nice.
Wait, mental health a month?
No.
Gay pride month.
Drop some Ws.
How's everyone doing today, bro?
Also, by the way, by the way, by the way,
I'm in the hospital about to have surgery?
Dude!
Whoa!
Age dog with the 20 gifted!
Can everyone say thank you right now?
Wow, that is actually nice.
Thank you so much.
Yo, that is actually so nice man. Thank you so much for the 20 gifted listen
We're gonna IRL shortly
I don't want to be too much on the depth top because I'm a little sweaty and moist right now
Thank you for the 20 gifted subs that is actually so nice you you know
Oh, and she y'all know with the five gifted
Shatter the ladies. Yo, you know what I noticed. You know what I did ass notice
You know what I did ass notice like no dick right like I'm not even just trying to say this yo
I swear to God, you know the girls in my chat actually have more money than the guys yo guys
prove them wrong
yo guys am I even kidding bro like dead ass like dead ass bro no I've seen it I've
seen it with my own eyes bro anyways good morning bro happy happy happy
dated everyone I'm not spending my money on stable
Ronaldo why did you put my name in quotation marks why did you why does
put my name in quotation marks. That's just... Listen, bro. That's not... Look at these two burgers
right here. Is burger fucking cloned? Like, do you see this, bro? Like, why is there two burgers?
Burger. Let me tell you something. If you decide to jump on that right there,
This is what's gonna happen. You understand me?
What? Whatever.
Just sit and watch.
Yo, what the fuck?
Thank you for the 10 gifted. What was that name?
Miss Oman X. Thank you so much for the 10 gifted.
Thank you.
Stable Ronaldo is the best-looking Twitch streamer with a 5. Thank you so- Bro, these names are like, yo, this is actually getting ridiculous, bro.
What's he doing?
Hey, yo, Burger, you freaky fuck? Hey, what you about to do, Burger? That- Ooh, shit with that fucking tail, you look good, Burger!
Yeah, Burger! Fuck that little shit! Go crazy, come on, do it!
Well, I'm not even kidding. I did ask want to see another burger. Should I get a female cat and three kittens or is that illegal?
I don't know if I should be allowed actually to make animals hat like me, but I look you want a mini burger like a kitten
I did as I did ask one a baby burger. Oh
No, what if I got a what if I got a kitten named in French fries? Oh my god
Well, I actually got too funny, bro
You already took his balls. That's not on God, by the way. This is actually a true story
Bro, I don't even know if burgers a boy. I swear to God, bro
I don't know. Okay. One of the days I was really just bored, right? I'm not gonna lie
This isn't weird everyone has done this before I say anything. I just want to say I was bored
I didn't know what I didn't know what to expect was listen. I
Deadass can't find burgers Nick like he does not have a penis. I swear to God. He does not have a penis
I don't know where it is. Did he just die? Are you okay? Are you dead? Did he just die?
Okay, um, I don't know where his penis is and when I went to the vet, they could not find it either
They could not find his dick. They could not find his balls. They could not find anything, but it took them
Is he having a seizure?
No, he's just biting his asshole. Yo, listen
I
Deadass I did it Dennis took them like 30 minutes to find something to say it took 30 minutes of them
Finkering his ass trying to find a penis, bro. So they said he has a penis, but I don't believe it
I think they took his dick on God. I think they took his dick. I swear to God. I think they took it
Like I'm not kidding. Like I swear. I think they took it
Is that normal for cats to like lose their ships or no? Does anyone have a cat like is that normal or no?
Like I'm actually being serious
No, like father like son
Okay, I'm not even trying to be freaky, but y'all see my print or no. I mean look at that shit, bro
There's nothing showing bro, you know, I just you I have a key okay
I'm gonna be honest with you another story like a quick story
Bro when I was in high school like many preferences was saying that I was in high school when I looked at a high school
or penis, okay.
So I was in high school.
When I was in high school, bro,
all my friends would wear gray sweatpants
and a deadass would look and I would just be like,
yo, they would have prints and I wouldn't.
And a deadass made me insecure wearing gray sweatpants.
Has anyone been there or no?
Like, bro, do you remember that era
where everyone was wearing gray sweatpants?
Like real tall.
You know what I'm talking about?
Like they still do, but like, like people still do,
but like it was like this like trend or whatever.
And all my friends, like they would have,
no, this isn't gay, I'm actually,
I'm telling the story, bro.
More of the story is, bro,
I was insecure growing up to wear gray sweatpants
because I thought my penis wasn't big enough.
But yeah, drop with me if you've been there.
That's not, I wasn't meat watching, bro.
That's normal to do.
Everyone in here is, so you're tough.
No, oh my God, there's people in here
that's never meat watched their friend, got it.
Like, okay, got it.
It's not gay.
It's not gay.
That's not gay.
That's not gay.
That's not gay
Ron to gain out LA changed him brother
You also just put a gift of me fucking a stuffed animal dog when I was in New Jersey
What are you talking about bro? So so when did I change like when did I change bro?
I love you run there for the 13 months bro react faster. I don't know what this is
Is there anything that I need to see before we you know, we go ahead on out pretty soon, bro
We go ahead out pretty soon, bro. I will see Deji today. I'm pretty sure
Think I will I think I'm gonna see Deji today, bro dead ass. No, I think Deji is gonna be there
Um, I think there's gonna be a good amount of people. So it should be kind of fun. It should be kind of fun, bro
What is this see this looking back? I should have seen the signs
Hey, are you available for thumbnails? Maybe what's the video? Nobody understands mine and my cousin's bond
Yo, this girl who dead ass had sex with her cousin needs needs to go to jail
I don't know what it is. They linear they've been a five gifted bro. I'm dead serious like
We've all had that one cousin, but like there's never a time where you actually want to run down
You know what I'm talking about like there's never been a time where you generally want to run down like having actual
Intercourse with your cousin is nuts. It is fucking nuts
It is actually fucking nuts this tweet literally got 15 million views. She's never coming back, right?
Like there's no way she's ever coming back, right?
I already saw oh guys by the way a core video is coming today. So don't be sad
It is happening today for anyone who doesn't you know who's like, oh, you know what I'm saying like they're lazy
They're lazy sacks of shit, etc
What is this oh, this was such a good time, bro, I'm dead ass serious for I look you like using the green screen
It just reminds me of like old vibes, bro
Like silky touching my little shit is just it's so iconic, bro. We need more of this, bro
We dead ass need more of this we need more of this bro cousin
Yo, this is not what we're gonna do, bro
Like this is not what we're gonna do like why do you why do you guys turn everything into a fucking son?
It's like be normal, bro. Like dead ass be normal
It's like what okay, it's like, okay
And this is what I mean man, it's like not even five seconds after I send it
You send me a fucking son young and it's and it's me in my Balenciaga short. Yo, these aren't that ugly, right?
Like no, hold on
Balenciaga shorts
Hold on
Well, I'm trying to tell you guys like they're not that ugly, right?
Hold on
They are
So put it on God you guys wouldn't spend two bands on them put it on God
Wait, what are these even called, bro?
I don't even know.
I don't even know what these are called, bro.
How much are these?
Bro, I'm not worried, bro.
Sonia and me, Sonia and this, cousin, this, cousin, that, bro.
We all been there, bro.
We've all been there.
They're shorts and pants, bro.
It's a multi-altitude thing.
You guys wouldn't understand it.
You get us wouldn't even understand it.
Happy birthday to Cutie Cinderella?
Oh!
Is it actually Cutie Cinderella?
Birthday?
Yo, Cutie!
Happy Birthday!
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Man, he's a strong dude, bro.
He's a good dude.
Core video soon.
Anything that I miss that's actually important.
Look at Ron Man's so happy, Capri's son.
This is the dumbest meme ever, bro.
Alright, Ron, you're down.
Me! Me!
Stop it.
Do you think I'm a little ass kid?
Look at my free side.
Like, Dennis, do you think I'm a little ass kid?
What?
Do you want one?
Like, I'm dead serious. You guys treat me like I'm like a fucking toddler.
Like, I'm literally fucking...
Like, I'm literally fucking...
Oh, let me be careful with how I wear this.
Like, I'm literally...
Like I'm literally a to- I'm not gonna say fucking, I'm just not even gonna say fucking.
Um, you guys should be like I'm a toddler. Bro!
Uh, Red Dead Redemption, Red Dead Marathon, whatever it's called, Red Dead Redemption.
Bro, I'm actually nervous for this marathon.
I'm gonna be honest with you, am I gonna have ADHD this whole time and probably skip through?
Or do I have to just really lock in and shut up?
Do I try to marathon this to the point where I don't sleep?
Like, I just try to just beat the game.
Like, I just literally run through the game.
I feel like I just gotta lock in, bro.
You should do it in a room filled with hay.
Yo, Pete, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, Scorpi, bro.
This isn't exactly why you're not a content creator.
You're just a fucking dork.
He's playing stable Ronaldo right now.
I just re-reported that shit.
Wait!
He's actually playing in, oh my god, Nintendo.
Watch it, man.
I'm pretty sure you do.
This nigga just beat stable Ronaldo in Rocket League!
This is the guy who beat me!
They're so bad!
They're so bad!
You're on rain square already!
Nah, I'm not gonna lie bro, I'm not gonna lie.
This is...
Oh my god, bro.
This was yesterday, bro.
Um, why did I just see someone
give five gifts and say,
Jinxie's using magic with the five gifted?
Is he cheating?
Is he cheating or no dead ass has he been cheating or has it been legit?
Has it been legit or has it been lemakie
Also by the way guys did my string streak get enabled where you guys can share it in the chat or no is that a thing yet or no?
Did it get enabled?
No, no. Yes, dude. I don't see anyone doing it, but maybe I don't see it in Chattorino
Oh, only at day three?
Ooh, shit, okay.
There were no signs, dot, dot, dot.
First time trying RVs with my cousin, take a bite.
["Taking a Bite"]
First time trying RVs with my cousin, take a bite.
First of all, I don't know what's worse.
Kissing your cousin and having sex with them
eating a fucking meat mountain in your car.
Like I'm dead ass serious when I say this, bro.
14 months of my money, son.
Yeah, dude, come on, bro.
Just don't really gotta word it like that.
Bro, I actually challenge a viewer in this chat
to eat a meat mountain, dead ass.
No, actually don't, no, no, no.
That actually could get me sued if you guys die.
This shit definitely isn't fucking healthy for you, man.
They've been six months, oh hey, in Brit,
they've been five months.
This is not boyfriend, that's not my cousin.
Wait, what?
I'm gonna be honest.
Can you die from eating a meat mountain?
Like, you think there's someone out there
who's died to eating Arby's?
Why someone send me this?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Say, oh, God, these are women's pants.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
No, stop putting this fucking sleigh in my chat.
So let me get this straight, right?
You guys are gonna...
Well, I just saw someone call me a fucking femboy.
Yo!
Yo!
Wow, bro.
These are women parents.
Are we fucking...
Yo, misanin, hanyin, funyan, butanin, bro.
This doesn't...
That doesn't mean I'm gay, bro.
I'll be honest with you guys.
Okay?
Yellow dude with hands up.
Whatever you want to say.
I wear women's deodorant.
I use women's shower products.
I use women hygiene products.
I sometimes even use women's underwear, okay?
It feels better.
I don't know how to describe it, bro.
It feels better.
It dead ass feels better, bro.
Like dead serious.
wrong with women's deodorant. I know, bro. That's what I'm trying to tell you guys. I'm
not kidding. That's not gay. That's not weird. Don't let Ron find this. Wait, there's dead
ass a piano in Fortnite. We're on that. Hashtag add two hour stream in ban.
Oh, wrong. A year ago today. This is not crazy chat. Bro, Ron really snapped, bro. And he
gave me like, it was like a whole heartfelt speech to he gave me about, bro, I just miss
seeing adapt live. Like, I don't know what it is. I would start my morning just watching
Adapt and then I click go live knowing that I have someone to go to this dude is just like I am I a bro I
Dude, I'm not gonna lie. He makes too much money
He actually he makes I'm gonna go to his offline check as I know his like TVs on I'm I know he's gonna see this too
Yo adapt I
Know you see this
Maybe click go live
Sorry, bro, like I know you see this like I did as know you see this
Holy fucking shit should I get a TV for my room so when I'm not streaming I can see you guys type
Now that's actually AIDS. Oh, God, that's AIDS cuz like if I'm gonna be honest with you
Sometimes when I'm not streaming yo TC with the 10 gifted. Well, that's a pretty rare name. What the fuck two letter name in the chat
Or a top five or a names. Thank you for the fucking 10 gifted. Holy shit. That's or as fuck
That's aura, bro. What the fuck? Thank you so much for the 10 gifted, bro. Thank you, bro
I'm gonna be honest when I'm not streaming I have my
Chatter, you know open and I see people at me, etc
Like I just see you guys type, but I just don't respond because I don't want to give you guys that satisfaction
Um anything important that I missed dead ass or no anything actually important mods
Yo, Ron
Go walk on streamer friend
also
I do have the news one is I
Think I have a better option than the powering your thing or helmet that anyone understand a word. He just said I
Think I have a better option than the powering the thing or helmet
If you're up for I didn't bring you a giant logo of Gengar for your room to hang up on like a wall if you want
Also, and I did find a Gengar mask for bro
I can wear and if you want me to do that, too
And enjoy your stream man. Thank you remember screw this man. Just for yourself
I'm gonna be honest with you
I read what the community was saying, bro
I think we should bring Dean and Epit to the house on God like I I genuinely think we need to have them like match up
I look at this bro. I started my day with Ron. You're a W friend. Look at this, bro. 10 minutes ago
yo Dean hasn't responded bro dude I think Dean actually like got depressed
when I said fuck off I don't know that's a bad thing or a good thing but yeah and
also I do have a way for me to join core I have an idea Jinx he's using magic with
the five gifted yo are you just gonna alert me every time he's using magic if
you're up for hearing it I'm got my games I have an idea if you're up for
We got my games.
Epic out.
Listen guys, do you want to see Epic join Core or no?
Do y'all want to see him join Core?
We can actually make it happen, bro.
Like Dennis, we can make it happen, bro.
Day two run, have you seen this?
It's like why, why, why do I care, bro?
It's like I don't care.
I don't care, bro.
I didn't care.
I actually give Boba props for putting up with this motherfucker.
I've heard my Bose Arpit and Top Lip Stink the last 30 minutes.
Yo, it's like, I don't get what, like what do you get from like judging, bro?
Okay, facts or no, when you wake up, when you do this, you can smell your top lip, facts
or no.
If you work all day and you grab your balls and you sniff, does it smell?
Yes.
This is true.
Sometimes, when you sit all day, your armpits smell.
True.
It might be GGs for me stable.
Hot take, bro, I actually like
when it's thundering and lightening out.
It actually is a vibe, no?
I need Ron to never watch a game reveal stream again.
People when a video game ain't got guns or a ball in it.
Yo, you know what's so disrespectful is that this chat genuinely thinks that I'm not a
gamer at all.
Like genuinely serious.
Bro, I could literally play any video game right now and enjoy it.
That's the thing.
You're not, you're not.
Bro, I played Russ.
I'm a gamer.
Do I have to start playing games that are just like new or something like that to make
you guys happy?
Like bro, then hop on Cuphead.
Bro that game is easy resident evil 9. I beat that already. I already beat that bro. I beat that off stream
I really did bro. I really did
Ron you met her gang
Mahill
Wait, is this the cousin?
Wait.
Nice to meet you! Yeah, of course, you too!
I'm not gonna lie, if I was her, I'm going in too.
God damn, how tall is he?
Yo, he's like six foot something.
Bro, I'm not gonna lie.
Ah!
Spongebob!
What?
You're the- you're in the cousin verse.
I'm gonna be honest, man.
This is nuts.
All things root to stable Ronaldo if you think about it
Should I go to twitchcom this year or is not worth it bro. I'm low key scared of twitchcon
I don't know what it is. I'm low key scared
Like that ass. I'm scared. Well last time I went to twitchcon. I kid you not it was just it was stinky, bro
It was stinky. Um
What is this burger? Oh burger?
Ronny net
See adapt would never do this shit with me bro, and that makes me sad like that as for I'm gonna go wake his ass up and go beast mode
Yo ladies, let's bring up that back playing with the Samsung also if you're listening ladies
Can you make sure it works?
Because of the fact we're in the house, and it doesn't run off Wi-Fi. Thank you. What is this?
Wemby's costly turnover in the final game of 2-2-Tuff-2-Tuff.
How do you basketball players just miss shots?
It doesn't make sense to me.
How do you just miss shots?
Like you can question mark me, you can question mark me, there's a question mark me, wait
What the fuck does Sayu just text me?
What the fudge?
Sorry chat, I just want to become family friendly. I want to get my eye-cotted skin.
What the fudge was that?
Oh man.
Wait, so is Wendy choking?
Like give it to me in like stupid terms, because I'm an idiot.
Is he choking right now in the finals?
So this is like his first finals, yeah?
This is off from Wimpy in the first ones up, just...
This is his first finals?
Bro, I'll be honest with you, if the Knicks win, do you think New York City is just going to get like destroyed?
Bro, I really want to go to New York City if they win.
Is that a bad idea?
I want to go during the parade with no security.
I feel like that's not a bad idea.
I feel like that's not a bad idea, bro.
I feel like that's not a bad idea.
Bro, am I welcome in New York City?
Do I have any people from New York in my chat?
Ron, I made fan art.
It took a lot. Please look.
OK, so you made.
OK, so you made adapts into R.B.
Marlin into Epstein.
Me into Benjamin Netanyahu
Silky into Diddy and Jason into Charlie Kirk
Man this is yeah, oh man that ass yeah
Let's uh, let's not do that anymore. Yeah
Have you seen this video?
I'm not clicking links. Hey, is it work?
What?
What?
What do you mean?
Can you see that bad boy?
We also don't have a fucking tripod.
We don't have a tripod?
No, really?
Oh my god.
We don't have a fucking tripod.
I mean, I can hold it, but...
SHUT UP!
Yeah.
I don't know if this works now.
Guys, I'll be honest with you.
I swear to bro my mom had a tripod on her nightstand that looked identical to this
I think she used to be an IRS streamer in her days
I'm not kidding
Where she is crazy
Hold on oh this tripod is looking kind of broken. Hold on
Outlaw can you fix it wait?
It says I or SRT can't connect to the server outlaw. What do we do?
out law out law why is someone putting wrongs mom with a whoa mods can you do
something or not there was a white corn catch
I think it's used it for the game in the theater.
woosh
Woosh, so they fucked up my samsung
Wait, so they did as fucked up my samsung
Say we'll lie bro. Wait actually wait is it six nine six nine or is it just stable Renato?
Well, hold on this might be it, but I don't know if this is gonna chat something might go wrong everyone get ready hold on
No, bro, I'm banned. I mean it doesn't work
Wait what the fudge I'm trying to be family friendly now
Yes, I'm getting a call from woesh yo woesh bro
You fucked up my Sam Sammy song. How do I fix it?
Take off the ugly filter yo Scorpio, are you fucking idiot?
No, when you guys used it for the theater, what did you do?
Nothing, you'll just turn it on.
Wait, so why does it say when I click on the Sammy song, it says starting bonding connection?
And then it says wait for it, wait for it.
IRL, SRT, Spabernardo can't connect to server.
Is it set to the same one as your normal IRL?
So like if your bag is on, your phone will go on.
It's a question for Lays, this is his job.
What did you say?
Armsight.
Armsight.
What are you talking about?
I'm just scrolling, bro.
Why are you scrolling on the job?
I'm fucking just standing here doing nothing.
What do you mean I'm just-
Yeah, hell maybe.
This is your god.
You took it out of my hand and said let me figure it out.
You said you didn't know how to do it and you can't- you don't have comprehension skills
to call wolves.
I said do you want me to call wolves?
And then you were like nah, I'm high enough.
Wait, maybe just figure it out, bro.
It's not what I said.
You fucking gaslighted the dick on her.
You killed yourself.
You kill yourself no fire go back to Milwaukee. You have nowhere to go. You have nowhere to go
You know you'll have nowhere to go. You'll literally go to Milwaukee and you'll have nothing to your life
I'll leak your whole address right now
Let me get it
Oh god, I don't give a fuck anymore, bro. Yo, whoa, shut up fix this
No, no, he doesn't know how to do his job. No, of course not. Well, are you crazy?
So, on the Android, go to IRL.run, log in to your server.
Oh, I don't know the login.
To your server, I don't know the login.
You don't know the login to the server.
Of course I don't.
You never told me it.
This is like action ridiculous.
Chad, who wants to be a cameraman?
You should honor different cameras, honestly.
That's probably the way better than me.
I think they probably won't, like, generally.
Yeah, I know.
I know.
All right, Los, how do I do it, bro?
So then go to Settings.
Wait, do I go to IRL.run on the Samsung?
Yeah.
I got good news, bro
Okay, just anybody
Now you look at that bro. Look at the comprehensives. It's auto-signed in here. It's like a fucking burger
That's awesome. You're actually a burger. I'm already getting your stop talking
Stop talking, bro. Please. Oh, what do I do?
Yep
Settings
Ingest and then
I see state I see first or second. What's chat outlaw? What is it first or second?
They collect which one SRT
Copy
Wow, thank you. Oh much appreciate Wow
Thank you, bro. You're gonna go. Thank you
You steal my coat you just did I steal my coat
I'm acting like a drone now, I don't fucking care about it.
Fuckin' tower.
Woah!
You can't make those jokes, bro.
You're right, bro.
They're gonna cancel me.
I'm gonna go to hell.
Hey, they're gonna cancel me.
They're gonna cancel us.
There's no you, bro.
There's no fucking you.
Tickle monster.
Dude, not you.
Dude, not you.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop it.
pissing me off
stop saying you have female shorts on
let me piss you off bro
oh my god bro this isn't going to become a thing
where's my wallet bro?
what?
I just can't believe they're actually female
it's just funny cause like you didn't know that's what it's for
nah bro that's called swag
I'm like yeah, hold this just in case you need this.
Okay, that's a good idea.
Okay, good idea. Like, do you want to celebrate?
Here, bro!
Where's Parker, bro?
How are you doing, fuck? I gotta ask. I'm getting fucked.
Mind shutting that door?
Alright, bro.
So I parked in the garage now. So I know we're gonna lose bitrate.
Okay, you parked in the garage, you don't know we're gonna lose bitrate.
Okay, check.
I'm gonna get my gun.
What are you doing?
Don't you like wait outside or...
I don't stand to see that rake.
Blake...
What is this for?
I'm not gonna lie, bro.
I just know that you're talking about my shit standout.
Bamber Litter!
Women's short!
Well, please.
They're just saying okay, question mark.
Maybe shit is no option here bruh, that's really good we do live in a dangerous area.
Well there's a gun laying out there.
Yeah shit.
I can see a lot.
There's no control.
It looks like you're having doorway to heaven.
You can't see a thing outside, I'm not kidding.
Oh you man.
I'm off to see Charlie guys.
That's a bad year.
Bad year.
Oh, no, it's really...
That's magic!
Listen, no, listen. Should I take a potato gun and shoot at my house?
You're gonna go flying.
I imagine shot and gunning you actually song go flying.
Alright, this is the victory.
If you add switch to someone for the dog game, is it good?
Let's get it right now.
That's more.
Forge. Forge.
That's me on.
Is it good or not?
It's just yellow.
No, but it was red.
I'm putting the camera on the back.
We're on the ground.
Are we good?
Yeah, just yellow.
Hi bro, are you going to apologize?
Apologize for what?
Apologize for being rude over here.
Yeah, I'm sorry for being rude.
Are you going to apologize?
You're fucking kidding me.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
I
Nice
Shit fucking rent a year's broken year is fake yours. What else broke toy for Thanos yours
What else?
Yo guys, it's gonna be a fucking. Why are you giggling about?
My mind and keep this
Yeah, the phone just off, but are they good?
So I'm sorry I made it to shortly!
Oh I can't see over the steering wheel bro
Like what? I have to raise my seat
I'll be weird
Oh god I can't
No.
What?
I just didn't know you could raise your seat.
I'm just chilling, bro.
All right, bro.
Listen, first stop, Jack.
We're going to go to Best Buy.
We're going to get a little, why is my seat going forward?
I'm going to move my foot.
I'm going to move my foot.
I'm moving my foot.
I'm going to move my foot.
OK, so now I'm moving space.
Now my feet are touching the fucking...
I can't break. Oh god, I can't break.
All right, listen. First step we're going to...
What is so goddamn funny?
Thank you, bro.
Someone said female starts being on the drive.
Yo are you gonna watch?
Like I'm not gonna drive bro, like I'm dead ass not gonna drive.
So why isn't my fucking gate opening?
Like dead ass.
Why is there actually monitoring?
Bro is the gate gonna open?
What is your buddy? This is how I drive, bro?
Yo, what the fuck? Can you open?
Oh, I'm trying to focus. I need the pressure plates off.
Are you oh my god fuck with me
All right first things first y'all we're gonna leave our neighborhood. Let's just hope we don't get into an accident y'all
All right, but what a new factory reset
Alright, first things first, bro. We're gonna go to Best Buy so we can set up like this
little angle and show like the mur right here, like this area so we can show me and
ladies while we do our drive. Listen, there's gonna be a lot of driving today, but that's
okay because you know what? We're going to support our friends and you know, life's
good. Life's too short. Okay, let me teach you a quote. Okay? Life's too short. Oh, how do I say it?
Life's so short that sometimes you got to take a moment to inhale it all. Is that how it goes?
Shout out to people with asthma, man. Okay, one time when I was younger, I did. I took an inhaler
and I tried to get high off of it, bro. And let me tell you that shit is it's like fucking air that
That just goes down your throat. It's so good.
They were like trying to sneak Haley over and over.
They were going to nail her.
Not over and over.
Who the fuck was that?
Listen bro, first stop is Best Buy.
We're going to Best Buy.
Next stop is...
Honestly, I've read the Twitter community.
I'm not gonna do this KDI combo shit every time we go off, guys.
Okay?
Listen, brother, try it by a little wonky.
It's a little wobbly.
But it's okay, bro.
I was making sure it connected to the bag.
Is it good?
It's yellow.
But are we good?
I mean, they're typing ass, but it's yellow.
So it's bad?
I mean, they're not typing anymore.
Okay, so what are they typing?
Um, Femboy shirts.
I used to blow the smoke from my inhaler.
No more science experiments.
Female, female, female pimple shorts.
smoke from my inhaler no more science experiments female female female pimple
shorts
I'm not gonna be streaming though this is I'm not just gonna go live with this
though it's like so is the book you know it's just permanent oh it's not even
oh it's gone it's literally gone right it's not even as bad as it was bro it was
It's like a fucking statue of Iberty last time.
Like, bro, it looks good, don't it?
I mean, it just looks like an old, just pimple.
I'm just a star right now, it's like heels.
I'm just gonna stop touching it and kicking at it, bro.
Probably true.
Alright, Chad, subgoal of the day.
Five gifted equals pick at pimple.
Okay?
Listen, man, you gotta just relax, reset our brains.
Sure.
Like, we have too much dopamine, man.
We've been just scrolling reels too much.
That's kind of just Pete though.
Yeah, I know it's Pete grossing down syndrome autistic kids on your 4u page when you wake up straight in the morning.
What else would I want to fucking see bro?
I want to go on Twitter and see some girls fucking her cousin.
Like no, we're all going real and see dumb people.
Dumb people.
Yeah, dumb people doing dumb things.
Dumb people.
Yeah, you're sick in the head.
You're actually sick.
What is wrong?
Nah, I'm not even kidding.
You're a cis, ugly male.
You're a piece of shit.
Dude.
Okay, so I'm doing, I want to do a stream where we go, and there's like a, something to
escape hide, you know what I'm saying?
In Beverly Hills, there's like this street up just gay clubs.
Yeah.
Like, bro, what if we go there, like, you know, to be like, you know.
We'd probably be getting hit on, because we're so fucking good looking.
That's my theory, bro.
Like, we might even get swarmed, or kicked out, or causing a-
Bro, I saw JX's dad react to me.
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey.
Don't talk about it.
Hey, hey, hey.
Well, we're going to $50 per hour.
What would actually happen?
Oh my God, it's an alarm.
It's an alarm.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Park button.
Yeah, I don't want to try.
Look here.
Oh, God.
Where do you clean the shirt off?
Something happened, right?
Are there so many questions?
I didn't want you to run.
Oh, look at the hitting cops who made on him.
Did you check the camera?
I didn't see him on the left.
Yeah, is that not a cop?
Dude, the camera on this is fucking...
It's not even a cop.
It's not even a cop.
The camera's back.
It's not even a cop.
Dude, it's not even a cop!
What's that?
The camera's bad?
I don't know, maybe, I don't know.
It's just like, flash banging.
Maybe it's not used, or maybe the ISO needs to go off.
Right.
Ooh, shit, should we do a pit stop real quick?
I'm not gonna lie, bro.
What kind of shit is that?
Ooh, why is there a bull on my tire?
Yo, jerk off! What the fuck was that?
Can I get in, Jerkals?
Hey man, we're not the only ones on the road, dick!
What is it?
He's just...
He's just...
I don't know.
His car's on fire.
I don't know what the show whatever he want is.
Just a little bit.
They just, they just can't see much.
Is it really that bad?
Sometimes you gotta tap the screen to fix the ISO.
It will.
I just keep tapping. Wait, why is it doing that? It's like, really fucking bright.
Click 75 and then try that, maybe.
Click 130, maybe. Like, I don't know, why is it doing that?
Maybe there's a setting?
Yeah, I'll look for the settings, dude.
Is that a Pokemon store?
Oh, it's closed.
Boss?
Good.
Bro, I'll outlaw in the chat, bro.
We need outlots on a tire.
Dude.
How different would my streams be, chat?
Okay.
Yup, let's just break it a little, fuckin'.
Is it not good?
Outlaw, figure it out, dude.
Like, get a ass, man.
I'm gonna fuckin' pit me over a grandma.
No, no, no.
What?
No, no, no, no, no, no!
I thought we were having a good matter!
Should we go to that restaurant tonight?
Maybe get some pizza?
Kinda legendary.
Is it good?
Fuck no, these options do nothing.
Bro, why is it doing that?
Might just need a little matter.
I don't even know what that is.
Is it good?
Yo Stable been watching you for the last...
How are you reading chat?
There's no message.
Oh my god, the whole place is here.
Don't we have...
Yo Ron, I'm watching streams for seven years.
Just wanted to say you're my favorite streamer bro.
Keep it up, keep up the good work man.
We all look up to you.
Bro, thank you man.
I actually thank you bro.
Like that serious
That's a nice chat chat. We're almost here
Well, what is that that homeless dude screaming at something we know where right there?
spit on him
I'm sure
Rose you did that bad wait why I don't know I've turned I turn on and off the auto balance
Where's the camera?
How would that work because everything else is like working?
Why the fuck is there a front bench?
Yeah, maybe it'll be fine when we're outside.
Alright, well I just want to make sure, dude.
You know what I'm saying?
I just want to make sure, bro.
I think it's not bad to make sure things.
So then I'm making sure, bro.
Right, I just want to make sure.
You don't need to freak out on me.
Like, I'm not kidding.
Like, don't freak out, bro.
Please.
You're making me paranoid right now, bro.
Aw, I'm trippin', man.
You gotta chill.
What if I just got hit by a car on the street?
You think they would laugh or be concerned?
People with that mood type LOL.
You know what's crazy?
I could dead ass get decapitated.
Someone could just shoot a gun at my head.
Just like actually like go back like split in half.
And this chat would just type Keck walk or something.
Like they'd be like yo bro.
the chat box just has like tech books yeah that's just anyways anyways stable
or not oh you look so good today bro I love you so much you're my favorite
bro the it's like what happened bro is it getting bought it it's not getting
bought it it's a lot of nice messages I know bro all right bro we're about to do
a road trip you understand me let's see if you pick this shit up so should we get
snacks or something at a gas station I don't know it is a fucking road trip
though Josh we get snacks for the road trip today's all about you well no it
is not yeah never say never I will remember we should do a stream where we
start at like like with $1 somewhere like kind of like lost in LA but we could
read the chat and we can't end streaming till we make $10,000.
How do we use it, bro?
I don't think about it.
We make $1,000.
We go to like a blackjack table and we just fucking...
That's actually the cinema.
It could be free.
I was never ever should do that.
No, that's what I never understood.
It's like, everyone can be rich if they just gamble and run it.
Exactly.
Tips and tricks by stable and auto chat.
If you want to get rich, bro, just gamble your money.
Think about it.
If you start with a dollar, you can make two.
You start with two dollars you can make four you start four dollars make six wait
I just thought about saying that's low-key broken literally the minor looking for the diamonds if I have a lot of money
And let's say I put a thousand dollars down and I lose and then I double it and then I lose again
And then I double that and I lose you I could keep doing that till I make profit no yeah
Because I have I have the money. It's physically impossible to lose 40 hands in a row
Right probably like actually like 40 hands in a row. You're not actually gonna lose 40 hands in a row
That's what I'm saying. You're gonna win one
Imagine if you just get to like a million, that'd be sick, huh?
Then you just double your net worth?
I wouldn't have a million dollars.
You know what's crazy?
People with dead, serious, even Joe said that Joe Barnum are closing.
Or he said that I have like 10 to 15 million dollars.
No, I definitely know that.
I just know you don't have that much money.
I mean, it's obvious.
No, am I even close like one God of my flesh and I'm not really like a money guy.
I don't really like materialistic things, you know.
Just coins.
No, just I don't know.
I just be like streaming, you know, I don't buy cars, I don't buy like watches, I don't
buy like that bullshit, bro.
facts to be honest
any nice chatters?
ummm
he says this in his purple yearis
bro bought a yearis by the way
mi honion
clicks and lace your calling
can you restart the stream?
two cars by the way
this chat's a joke
can I get a sub?
sonion
I'm not wearing the Lindsey. I'm wearing Lindsey Aga. My shorts are nice but they're not female shorts.
I mean, I didn't wear female shorts.
They're female shorts. They're top though. Roots wore them. I don't mind them.
Should we get the Swatch A.P. Club?
Oh my god, that would be viral.
It was right here.
Is that this?
Uh-huh.
This is where I saw obsession.
No, no, no, no, no!
That's actually a classic.
Maybe she knows who I am, she was a streamer.
Hit her up for the stream.
Hey Siri.
Hey Leo.
I don't even know her name.
Uh, I think it's Akko.
What the fuck is ICMP?
Oh fucking Jesus Christ.
Huh.
Who the fuck lives in Oregon?
Pacific Wonderland? What the fuck does that even mean?
Those buildings
They kinda look like
a toy for Thanos. Wait, look at the front of it.
They're not Epstein's houses. That's what I'm saying. Wait, that's deadass Epstein's fucking critic.
I
Bet I think he's still alive when he's proud of me. I think he's dead. I still love I think he's just roaming
All right first stop best buy bro, listen at best buy
I'm like a icon here. What do we need again? We need a phone mount. Yeah, I don't have one
That's hold the camera for no for life. You can't have you do your job
You know we got it. There's gotta be a way that I don't have to do my job, bro. It'll be so mad
Like whatever that is like my face just started eating itself
I just lost half my face. Would you look at me different? I used to be like, you know, I mean your face if you skinny though
I have a face that is skinny.
Skinnier, obviously.
That was a worm that you actually let me seal it off.
Yes bro, if you were a worm, yes.
Like cute today?
Everyday bro.
Did my dentist start telling you before shooting that I put a butt plug in my ass and it didn't judge me?
I'm just kidding.
I'm going to fuck with you.
It's the thing that makes me look cute.
That would be like, you'd be dragging your car right now without fucking kidding bro.
Oh yeah, what?
I should be going to the tax office speed bumps.
Oh is that speed bump?
Alright, we're here to chat.
I'm not even kidding, everything about it like,
You could dead-ass just like hit someone and their life is just changed forever
Yeah, I think I've got all the time like someone could get us just hit me like with a car
And then it's actually Jover like it's dead-ass Jover. Yeah
Like I would never do that someone unless I didn't like them
But like me I'm more like a guy who do like late at night with no cameras can see you
Yes
I murdered someone do you snitch with me?
Like if I hit someone with a car by accident. No, bro
Good dude man, alright bro listen, Operation Best Buy, when we get in there, be calm, be
low key, be like you know be quiet, be like you know you can still hold it, they usually
fuck up me at Best Buy bro.
All we need is a phone mount.
Yeah it'll probably like, destruction to the roof.
Let's move kitten.
Holy shit, you cannot see a thing.
I can't even...
What the fuck?
Wait, why is...
I see.
What the fuck?
No, it's a setting.
Oh god, it's a setting.
Outlaw, how do you fix this?
It'll be in the top right, like, I think it'll be there and then camera.
That's just a zoom.
Go down.
I was looking at it and it would be one of these.
Seeing none of this fucking does anything.
Go down more, there's options down too.
Keep scrolling.
Hold on, bro.
Pass that.
Yeah, that shit.
Outlaw!
What the fuck?
These are both for you, dude. Thank you for coming. You got some.
You're supposed to look good.
Dude, you're actually thinking we're in a guard room.
Holy f**king me, huh?
When we get in, remember to secure your chest.
I'm hugging your chest for the next few weeks.
Hey, Vince. No, we're here.
It's obvious to go in now, so you're going to be able to get a shift.
How you doing sir?
How you doing guys?
Quite kind.
You know where a whole mountain is for cars?
Like something like this?
That one?
Just doing a daily vlog you know?
I know you are.
You want like a tripod?
Yeah, like something that can like hang off the glass and the inside space that's worn off.
It's not like a car?
I think it's this.
Well it could be like this, this, this.
Yeah, it's not like a car?
Yeah, like you can put it in a part of the glass and then knock it down.
Yeah, so anything with the sticky surface, you just stick it on top of the glass.
Wait, what is this?
That's a Bluetooth receiver for radio.
Oh, shit.
Okay, so which one do you think is better?
It's like a scam from $5.
we left like normally this one because it's able to come down more and that's more and I will hold that you
think yeah cute turn sideways though yeah yeah just had to make sure it fit yeah okay every turn
sideways again the other way all the way all the way all the way all the way all the way all the way
all the way there it is oh yeah that looks good okay this one is gonna be okay do you guys any
I need like cool things maybe like I don't know what I've never been the best by
like a long time very like cool toys I came out recently I'm not gonna do I can
so I can text up my game and he's probably like...
Do you want something different?
I don't know, I was feeling generous though.
Alright, here you go, look around, yeah?
Okay, go for it, I don't know what your name is.
What was your name?
Steve.
Steve.
Ooh.
Steve on.
I'm a Steve on...
I'm a...
Hi, I'm...
Alright, let's look around.
That's a good loot right there, bro.
That's a pretty good loot, bro.
Ooh, shit, a bike.
Oh my God, bro.
God they run um, she runs pure sport, you know, I'm a big fan of them
It didn't blow up because it was high-wise
I was just deadass for Jason.
No, this is crazy Alienware?
This is a big ass fucking monitor.
Are you ever just like, wish when you were younger, just had other money to buy random shit?
Yeah, now's the time.
We have money.
So let's fucking buy some stupid shit, yeah?
You're a drag old guy!
That is never gonna happen!
Who the fuck is that?
It's a robot.
Who is that?
Is there anything else that's cool here, maybe you want anything?
Not really I got all my loot, bro. I don't know. I just like I'm you ever just like want to buy cities have money
I go for a scuff controller really
Coming up. Oh, I could really go for a new PC, bro
Yeah, I could probably go for a fucking a logitech headset keyboard mouse and fucking that already.
Oh my god, they have the blue one.
Should I get this?
I don't even know how to blue.
Should I get this just because we have money?
Blue is tough.
I didn't know they had blue.
Like, I already have one that works perfectly fine, but like, right.
Blue though.
But it's new.
And you don't have blue.
And I don't have blue.
And it matches the stable.
Exactly.
Like, it's like I have to, you know?
You almost have to though.
It's like, it's like putting it in my face, bro.
By me by me
All right, what else we buy what else should we buy bro, maybe a cat your head's it
I don't know bruh. I just I get a new microphone
Why would you do that? Oh new core video out right now chat
Let's drop some W's in the fudging chat. Oh, yeah
Make sure this make sure to pin it. He's getting my retweet in real quick. Oh, you see you guys are going viral
I don't know how it's still possible for me to be the first free tweet and like and comment when I'm live streaming
But okay, I'm used to it
I'm gonna be the elephant in the room guys. I'm leaving the court. What?
What is Legos nowadays? What fucking kid is in a Bible, bro?
It's like, bro, where's like the guns and shit?
You gotta be cool
Do you see anything cool? No, it's kind of a mid-off. Yeah, let's go to the washroom. You should get inside of one. Oh shit
That's actually for Twitter
Twenty eight miles per hour scooter
It's calling my name. I'm not gonna lie
Holy cam, oh shit, let's just get out of here. Is that a go-kart?
What's happening right now?
This is looking like a fucking thing.
This is my people.
He says paddle shifters?
He goes 30 miles per hour.
Is that fast?
Sometimes through the sale.
Yeah, one that goes like 50 miles per hour.
60 miles per hour.
That's my god.
I don't have a single idea.
Oh shit, I'll be back Friday though.
I need to like place an order though.
I'll be back Friday.
Oh shit, I'm not gonna buy it, I'll buy it after you, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's not funny, y'all.
Oh, you, yeah, yeah.
Oh, shit, we actually sold the sale.
Holy jog.
Holy jog, jog.
You guys have anything to add or anything?
Tough crowd.
They're selling broken phones.
Oh
Sir this phone is split in half
Oh, God, this is the coolest shit ever what is the people oh shit
Wait, I look you want one of these what phone is this?
What is this a motor over this is a razor oh
Oh, shit, you need a new phone?
I need a new phone!
Wait, bro, imagine like reading Chad with this.
He's got a fryer?
Sorry, sir?
No, I do not. I'm just exploring.
Uh, not today, no.
I want to build a brighter future not today not today
Thank you so much sir.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
Hey guys.
I don't like receipts so I'm holding this.
Nah, I don't hold it.
I don't hold receipts.
Pre-cancer five years.
They recede to actually give you a cancer check. Where did my mouse go?
Wait, why do people say 18 plus? What happened?
One.
Um, good thank you sir. Thank you so much.
Thank you sir, you too.
That's how you use a fake credit card to buy things that best buy.
We made it out safely.
Let's get out of here.
Why did I just buy a mouse?
I don't know.
Bro, you convinced me to buy a mouse, bro.
Yeah, it's a good purchase, bro.
Do I need it?
Yep.
You would have died if you didn't grab that mouse, bro.
What if like five seconds if I didn't buy that?
I don't know.
Okay.
Did I eat it? Yep. You would've died if you didn't grab that moustache.
What if like five seconds if I didn't bite you out of that?
Whoa.
Alright.
Look at this furious stuff.
It's hour call.
Man, dude, come on, stop him.
Come on bro, we have an unboxing to do.
Oh, lost pressure all the time.
Alright bro.
Guys, this is our tech review.
Welcome to Stable Tech.
You know what I'm saying?
It's probably going to be a whole YouTube video.
So say hi to YouTube.
It's probably going to be a big YouTube video.
Expect millions of views.
Today we're trying the TripGrip window and vent mount.
So this is like a new product or something like that.
Got it at Best Buy.
Make sure you use code stable and auto at purchases.
We don't really know much about it, but what we do know is that it's a TripGrip.
So my mom's nickname was in high school.
I don't know why, but it reminds me that, um, fun fact, in high school actually I used
to get shut down lockers.
You know that?
Thank you for sharing.
I had worms growing up because my butt would be so itchy in the tape. Oh
So right now we're actually just struggling on purpose to get to the eight minute mark on YouTube we're trying to get more ad money
You're probably wondering wow this guy's a fucking idiot. Why am I watching him? Well, you probably have nothing better to do today. So yeah
Okay, so there's a no return policy because we broke it but this is the product we got
It's not bad bro. Not bad at all. You want to show that tech off baby. What do they think of it?
Are they going crazy? Guys make sure to leave all comments because you know YouTube is gonna see this
How's it looking? Ooh good. Good cinematic class. That's nice. Alright so the setup. So this is pretty hard but
I don't think I'm supposed to do that but it's okay. So basically all you got to do okay so it's broken
But that's okay. I don't know why this isn't working
This is interesting tech so what exactly
Oh, that's pretty cool
So what exactly the fuck do we do probably the instructions so
No, please I broke it probably one thought I broke it
I
Would suggest using the instructions
No, bro, not everything needs to be fucking instructions to me I'm a smart kid. I bet okay, so first thing you want to do is
Okay
Close
oh oh oh do you know how to do this is it
did they put your clips on there something where would it click
I can't see I don't know hold on chat everyone should be patient
they're probably calling us stupid right now
I'm gonna read some of the comments maybe help me out yeah
hop on the fucking game that's the vent clip nixon 4 it's learning where would
it clicks stupid good fucking comms by the check we get some W's so can
somebody fucking explain it it's retarded fuck wendy women gay shorts
You have to read everything LV pen
All right, I have the tips and tricks just everyone shut up everyone just relax
All right, so where are we right now what stuff are we on why this is rock the window mountain thing
Okay, so that goes into that and then this
goes into this goes into that goes into what the fuck is this how do you do this
bro ladies bro I feel like a fucking idiot today
bro what is this bro my fucking what is that what is this well we'll need to put
the phone in what's going on oh god how do you guys please just can you read
helpful messages or no there is none oh someone said take off the screw
Hey, break it. Wait.
Hey! W!
Alright, so then you want to do...
Okay, here we go. Alright, so where should we put them?
Like right here?
Hold on, I've got to push them in a little bit. So you guys are going to be like...
and then maybe those and then like one of that.
Wait, how do you fucking suck it, bro?
How do you suck it?
No, you just put it like this, right?
Is it not sticking?
and then stick yeah wait now put them in does it work
Dude what the fuck is this?
Hold on bro, hold on bro, hold on, alright let's, what the fuck are you, what's the
best PLV like right?
More you.
more you know what i'm saying gets boofy
what's that yeah
like why are we that bad like
Oh my f**king god!
It broke, it broke, it broke, hold it for a second.
Hold on, bro.
Oh my f**king god!
Oh my f**king god!
Oh my f**king god!
Oh my f**king god!
I
Just oh my god, there's a crazy SF 90 right there. That's like a fucking tailor-made one. I see it the chest
I'm gonna shoot. I think I got it. Hold on
All right, put them in
Shut that bad boy in
Yeah
What's the David Dobrik shirt?
Yeah
All right check can you guys see us
Put it higher
Good
Things do not fucking do that. I mean we could do this, but then we can't read the chat look. I
Mean, how does that look that probably looks way better? What does that look like?
It doesn't matter but we can't see, we got no dopamine though.
Yeah we got no dopamine.
Unless we go back we buy two and we prop a phone up next to it.
There's no way.
How are we going?
Chow how is it though?
Is it good?
Are we looking?
Does this angle look good?
Are we looking? Is this angle look good?
Why is there a sun glare? From what?
Is this angle look good? I think it's really right here.
Come here, I'll keep your cover. Why is there a sun glare?
Oh my god, it's really hot. It's bringing my hand off.
Oh god? It's bringing my hand off.
Oh, it is burning your hand off.
Hey everybody!
Can I get a hello stable nation?
All right, so first road trip of today
First road trip of today is going to be I believe
We're gonna go to Lacey's thing. You're probably wondering run. How far is it?
It is gonna be a road trip. Does anybody care? Yes or no?
Honestly, it doesn't matter as long as you look at that. There's a fucking dragon in front of us
You got to tell me what they're saying though. I
I gotta go to the thing now the thing is bro. We want to support our friends. So let's get a w run in the fucking chat
That was not far no far at all
The thing is it is on the way to Jason's thing. So we're actually good. Oh god. It is all god
It's on the way to do this like that. No it is
The this is the same distance. No, it's not I promise you look
That's from that to that to that from there to there to there see
Okay, nice dream. It's gonna be Sam after
The fucking Sun guys all right. All right, we're gonna move bro shut up
Can you make sure the Sun's good?
Only move
Yeah, I'm sure it's good. All right. Is it back now as it fixed?
I'm moving listen guys first thing we're gonna do is go to a gas station
Okay, you're probably wondering wrong. Why are we going to a gas station?
Well, you heard it here first. We need gas. Okay, and when we get gas
We're also gonna get snacks for the road trip for whatever you guys want. You type it right now, man
We're gonna get it for you. Okay
How is it?
I was just looking at seeing what they were treating seems as any
Are you gonna stop reading Twitter bro?
Say that for after
We're locked right now. I mean, yeah, it's the same we did two months ago. It's the sun is still in the face
Yeah, well then doesn't look the same. So you just yeah
No question, but we're working right now. Get off your phone, bro. Let's talk
What is this fucking
What's that behind you this
Freak hold on her because somehow my luck out always have a cop that just finds me listen, bro
What's your uh, you know, how you doing today?
Straight chillin bro, woke up, was chillin, went in the shower, still chillin.
Can't be honest with you bro.
Yeah?
I haven't bought a new loofah since we moved to the new house.
Are your shoes definitely falling apart?
Well no, I haven't used the loofah.
I've been using my hands.
So is that like, is that nasty or not?
Um...
Like, really silly.
No, it's not that bad bro. I'm like, well, I usually just use like a sock and then put it in the dirty clothes and then put it down in the shower.
You know when I was younger bro, I used to take clean the water into your legs and wash it.
Yeah?
I didn't know you had to use soap.
I just recently started scrubbing my back and my legs and my feet and shit.
Oh, I don't scrub my feet. Oh man, I still don't.
Bro, I saw you doing that in low key hits.
Well no, there's no point because you're standing in water full time.
Yeah, but I get low key hits when I'm throwing.
Why?
This feels good, take my hand and feet.
Bro, I have like fungus in between all my toes. I'm not kidding.
And it's like, it's scraped off skin.
I'm being so serious.
When I do it, once we get out, bro, I'll show you.
Once we get out?
Yeah. Wait, Chad, is this like angled bad or is it fine?
It looks like angled for me. Does it look good?
Let's see.
Yeah, it looks simp, but it looks like flat
Yeah, it's like evens up just yeah
Well, there's a good investment
Think about it, bro. Like now we're see that look at move. Is it fine? There's an angle. It sounds like angle
Don't wait and see once mobile delay catches up here
Where's the gas station?
It's super tight
it's fucking really tight gas station where are you
chat how are we does it look bad
We could readjust it one more time on the part
Why do they make it so fucking stiff
So I can't change it bro. It's like God my life is so fucking hard
I can't keep living this life while I wake up get macho start my day
Do a little bit of stretches hit the equinox go to air one get my fucking
Broccolini with my buffalo cauliflower my Korea short ribs hop in my Lamborghini Urus with a fucking carbon fiber hood
and then start my stream to deal with these fucking problems, bro.
Yeah.
Not gonna lie.
Not gonna fucking lie, bro.
Listen, man, sometimes in life, though, what I've realized
is the best things come unexpected.
Why is Diana living texting my phone?
What did you text her?
Yeah, that's the wrong guy, bro.
Okay, well, I just gotta not answer them so I parked because I'm driving
and that's how you drive responsibility.
Oh, I'm texting and driving.
Exactly.
Ooh, a Supra!
Very nice, damn bro, does anyone here want a Supra for Christmas?
Yeah, pretty nice. Bro like it's angled bro, chat are we fine? You see how it's like, mother fucker.
Can you put that back in, let that boy in? Give them a little sex, yeah, shove them in that little thing.
What is wrong with this contraption?
Alright, once we get to this gas station, I'm gonna freak out.
God, our lives are so hard.
Like, I'm not even kidding.
Okay, so I'm confused.
Are they fucking, like, do a hot fix and vault gas stations?
Where is the gas station?
You're saying it's good where it is now?
This is good! It's angled fucking s-
Oh, I mean, that's what they're saying.
It doesn't- I mean, it's definitely tilted. Like, I can see it. It's tilted.
Fuck.
What the hell was that? An off-fucking-off car?
That was literally a matter, daddy.
So, where's the gas station, man?
Alright, I'm sorry, but I'm not going anywhere until we get a fucking gas station.
Like, I need food.
People to music on yeah, we can bro. Just give me a minute. Hey, no rush bro
Categories, you know if you stick out your tongue for 40 seconds recording all the lower faster than any other technique
I think you should try that
Alright we're here
Is it close?
No, I think this is what it says.
Controller.
Controller.
Controller.
Security.
Security don't mean shit, bro. I am the fucking security.
Holy shit, there's actually security.
There's a Starbucks, so I get another coffee.
I already drank one today, but should I just fucking double up?
There's like a thousand people at the Starbucks, though.
Oh, God.
Oh, fudge that.
You like that, bro? A little family-friendly action.
It's tough. Are we getting out and not getting the phone?
Yeah, bro. We gotta go to work.
Come on. We gotta go get some shit.
All right, buddy. Yeah, we can go get some shit.
All right, chat. We're at our first destination.
What do you guys want?
Name your snack right now.
Hey, man, fuck it, bros.
Why don't you sit in the car, man?
Yo, we should do a stream where we put the camera in the car and then we put like a puppy
in it.
Let me see which one lasts longer, the puppy or the Samsung?
The one pump on five?
What are you doing?
I just have to get down to the little road to the other side.
Oh, it's not that big.
What's up dog?
What's that on you?
Whoa, they saw eggs?
Why didn't they?
Whoa, oh my God, this is bad for me.
What is this?
Do you notice the calories?
Who the hell is going to eat this or this?
I've never. Too much sugar is a lot. Why do you always have to be like a mom, bro?
Not being a mom, bro. Just not wanting to be fucking ugly for my whole life.
There's also like drinks and actually good meals you know, bad for us.
I mean bro, you can do whatever you want.
No, no, no, what do you mean healthy?
Alright, should we get it in water?
Could go the water out.
Protein sex?
I think they banned the protein sex.
Oh, maybe over there.
Oh, shit.
It's second option.
Is there a second option?
Can we use our protein?
Oh, these proteins.
Which was the protein?
No.
Oh, where's the protein?
This thing is still protein in here.
At the very bottom, it's in the mid.
That's a quest.
Yeah, we don't do quests.
I don't get any spots, I don't know how to say it.
You go pro-tea?
You see anything else that sounds good to me?
Bro, I'm actually just gonna meet...
Meet to meet.
Oh my god, she's me?
Wait, that's a thing?
Do not buy that, bro.
Why?
I feel like it's weird from sitting on the gas station.
Nah, no way, bro.
Oh, it's warm.
Like, do you want me to give you sausage?
You can just do like, beef jerky.
Is beef jerky good?
It tastes good, yeah.
What are these?
Good that's usually I mean that's something I have done before I think it's good
They might want to matter any I
Wait zero out of sugar hundred some calories that bad
Yeah, I'm gonna go back.
Yes, sir.
You're good.
You're gonna be.
Right.
You're gonna be.
Yeah, okay.
And you did that?
Uh, no, thank you.
Sorry.
Oh, 22.
That's nice to thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you so much, sir.
Thank you, brother.
Something in chat is weird, bro.
What?
This is a family disco.
Oh, that was funny.
That was...
That was funny.
That was...
They actually gave you like a $10 discount.
Oh, so, wait, $9 for...
Oh, $90, nice.
Open my door, bro.
What kind of gentleman are you, you fucking piece of shit?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What do you mean it's a joke?
Oh, oh, what?
Get in the car!
I see you!
Wait, I'm locked out!
Let's fucking do this thing, yeah?
Oh shit. How much does it cost? I've got a $420 mask. Let's have a smoke thing.
Alright guys, I have lactose intolerance and I'm pretty sure this is yo Gert.
So I don't really know what this is going to do, but you know what? Let's fucking side out, yeah?
I'm so pissed at the office.
How does this fucking break every time?
You try moving where it's sectioned from I think I got it
That's pretty good
Real voice
All right, is that a better job?
Don't drive.
Is that good?
Hold on.
Don't drive.
Don't touch me.
I don't give a fuck, bro.
Shut up.
Ron, you look like a mini version of cold.
What are you doing?
Put it more on ladies.
Go fuck yourself, bro.
This is gonna be weird, bro.
All right, bro.
Let's try this one.
This is gonna be weird.
This is gonna be weird.
This is gonna be weird.
This is gonna be weird.
This is gonna be weird.
This is gonna be weird.
This is gonna be weird.
Hi, bro. Let's try this yogurt, yeah?
Bro, my biggest thing is that I'm actually lactose-
So...
What the fuck is this?
Oh, my God.
Wait, it's not a drink?
Is it good?
It's got actually 20 grams of protein.
How is that possible?
You shake it?
Mm-hmm.
Oh, rule one, you're always supposed to lock your door
when you get in the car.
All right, let's eat our beef jerky
before we go just a little bit, yeah?
Let me see what's coming on.
All right, chat, y'all asked for the mukbang
in the comments, so we're going to give
a little bit of that to you
while we have our little drive.
Cheers, yeah?
That's a good shit.
You think Mr. Beast is meat taste good?
Okay.
I'll be honest with you, the people read by Mr. Beast Bar.
Bye bye.
It's not bad bro.
Oh fuck, where my cavity hurts.
Alright, let's go.
You got a reading job for me, yeah?
Hi, chap.
Just had to check Diana's text.
Yeah, her name.
She said, do you want to be in the corner for me?
for when I go out. What do you think bro? Are you gonna be nervous if we do that?
Yeah, I probably won't be able to hold the camera.
You guys are truly like a dog.
Dude, how do we make this like more steady?
Can you like make it so like...
You're just gonna grog man. I'm not even kidding. Make it genuine though.
You give me a liver?
You're gonna eat the tripod so it hugs this, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, I don't know if that's gonna shake that much.
Matt, I feel like you're some super power shit.
Matt, is it really bothering you or is it...
Like, no, it sounds like moving.
Like, I don't know if the chat is gonna be like...
Chat, is it bouncing too much?
Chat, is it bouncing or the...
I see a bouncing guy, I don't know if he's...
I'm saying it's fine.
Yeah, but I hate dogs. It doesn't go anything about anything.
I was saying not really.
I was saying not really bouncing.
Hmm?
Hmm?
Bro, they're shooting a movie.
What the fuck?
Chat, I'm sorry if I'm chewing like a dog, bro. I have a tooth infection. Can you just be nicer to me like?
I'm trying to eat so it doesn't hurt me like what like bro anything that goes on in my life. You guys are just fucking rude
Maybe you'd start being nicer
So chat it says we get there in 30 minutes, but I can get us there in 10. You just let me know
What you just said?
There's really no traffic, though, actually.
Just driving.
Yeah.
What?
I think it should be a way to make it perfect.
Really?
Well, bro, that's why we have you.
It's a spare road there, yeah?
You think I'm perfect?
Um...
I think you're artistic.
Hold it up.
It's over.
I'll try one thing.
What is that blocking the camera?
Oh, actually, it's on.
Wait.
This is an object on the road.
Pretty good.
That would have really killed them.
They fucked it up.
Yeah, everything I do fuck up.
Is it not?
Look how tilted it is.
Where's the cat's eye?
Let me just...
So that's not what we're going to do.
We're going to have to take top line.
We're going to use these.
This is going to look horrible.
But like...
Okay.
This is Jack.
I want to watch the one...
Outlaw set the mission to
visiting Lacey and Clix
to the ween boxing listen bro okay today's gonna be an eventful day
meeting you after the boxing right here we go to the obsession spot where
they say no no no but you have to recreate it really let's do it bro sure
they really want to hear that that was something I never heard that yeah I
I definitely want to try that. Let me show you that.
Oh, fuck, bro.
I'll be honest with you.
Sometimes I'd be liking these car streams.
You alright?
Well, it's just like...
I don't know, bro.
I feel happy.
It's just me and you.
And a bunch.
He's got a bill.
He's a big drinker. He put it onto my belly.
Haha, what?
You ready for Father's Day?
Uh, I'm not celebrating.
What? What?
Celebrate?
Probably tell my dad.
Happy Father's Day.
Tell him of a dad?
What happened to your dad?
Open those, I was two months old and my mom told me to have cancer and didn't tell me that yet.
She told me to go to school.
Cheers, that's so sad, bro.
I know.
Everyone should get you.
I'm down, I'll give you a fuck, but not like some little ass kid bro, I'm not trying to give him some shitty ass baby.
Alright baby, throw up on me.
I'm not doing that.
I look at your list.
Oh God!
Oh God.
How did you kill back in the day?
I just got a hold of you.
He's dead as shit.
All that for 10 years of growth?
No, it should be 20.
Is it not?
How many calories is that?
Um...
I'll say 100.
70 times 2.5.
Oh my God.
You think 420 calories?
No.
It's like 200 and like, less than 300.
That's fine, all right.
Come on, man.
What's empty?
No, it's a couple of them.
This is my heated drive.
Is that the animal?
Am I gonna get that?
We all do that.
What's going through his life now?
My bad chap.
Who remembers when I jumped the stop sign
with a speed bump going 100 miles per hour and I got bad
what a classic time bro
bro I'm itching, don't be weird but like
oh god I mean it's part of my house
oh
it's
oh wait
10 grams of protein for serving?
oh god?
wait there's no way that was 30 grams of protein
is it?
is it or not?
I don't know, I'm good
you don't know how to be fucking
yeah 10 grams of protein for serving
I'm gonna finish that, I'm gonna finish that
I already killed it
My
Looks like free protein
Guys, let's all let you see we're on the way like a good friend with a heart with a bandage
This is just time to talk
I'm saying
We should get us to a road trip like maybe you're like yo somebody
Yeah, it would be fun.
I know, I know a lot of stuff.
You've seen photos?
Intracell.
Nope, that's a song.
Guys, would you want us to do a road trip?
Like, what if we did a street across the country?
That could be fun.
Yeah, but like, how do we make it so exciting?
It's not just a car ride.
You know?
Stopping your poop.
Oh shit, yeah, I'll be actually kind of funny.
I'm not even kidding. I want to invest into a fucking helicopter.
We're like, just something that we can jump over like all cars.
Like I'm not even kidding. Imagine if we did have to have like boost right now.
We could shoot the tennis court into a landing pad.
That's all right.
That'd be hard.
Okay, we can jump down something.
How's that possible?
Tell ya.
Wait, my car...
Why is it like one window?
Uh, it's called a pop-up.
What's on your mind?
What's on my mind?
What's your birthday?
November 28th.
You're gonna be 23?
No.
I'm gonna have to dice it.
I know, it's already fucked up. 23 is fucked up.
You ever think about it?
What happens?
What, when you die?
What happens when you just get older?
There's gonna be a timer, it's not cameraman.
I'm gonna...
I probably would just get it. I probably wouldn't be looking like retail store, bro.
So you're just gonna...
You're not going to be just going to go straight out and kill us.
You got to stack shelves if you didn't have this right now.
I don't know.
You got to save money, bro.
I mean, like, well...
Yeah, but...
Like, bro, take it from me. Like, I save most of my money.
You make a lot more, though.
I'm not saying I'm not saying like I'm not disagreeing with saving but like
Oh
I don't mind that bullies out of ship. I don't need a car. I'm selling one. I'm shipping it back to Wisconsin side
Well, you're gonna pay more to ship that car and sell it.
My grandma's shit. Oh fuck your grandma dude!
She said she found people that I want to buy.
Yeah, she's a scammer. She's trying to get the car back so she can keep it.
She's not gonna keep it. There's no reason for her to keep it. She hasn't got a car.
Who car is she at?
She doesn't have a perfect month at.
Of course you guys she's so much like a money
She drives just like an SUV, she's like it's in default shit
Okay, you just sell it
Yeah?
Yes
Why not? I mean she's just gonna have to sell it
She make a face with the cow, make it lays and just like put yo trying to sell this in the garage and sell it by
Yeah, but there's like some weird shit with it
Like that like that's not just your back, it's like
Which one is it?
Like she's like something by like the emissions or something
Like the smog or some bullshit
Oh shit, drop a, drop a, I don't know, maybe I should buy a Lace 4 cars.
Oh no, it's not like it's sad, it's not sad.
I don't drive any of this, my mom is also like...
Back of the line.
Okay, we have to somehow, we're in the far left lane of traffic,
but we have to get to the far right, so...
Good luck everybody, I turn!
Oh shit.
Does this guy want to be a fuck?
No, he's in the big head in front of us, man.
I don't want to cut off the truck because everyone knows the truck is starting to have a break properly.
It's actually true, he's right.
I'm going over, fuck it.
Hold on, hold on, there's a biker coming now too. Oh my god, the wall is against me.
Fuck it!
Oh my god, driving is too hard, but I gotta nerf it.
But I still drive.
I like how scowl bro, it's a pretty cool dude
We gotta go dude talk to me
We're gonna take the oh my god
Talk to me. You gotta stream one of those like mom life. No good shit
But you know talking on top of all that bodies or that know the ones they just be doing straight
Husbands buddy. Yeah, like dolphin diving onto the fucking
The thing is, they would just see the problem is, this is actually true, this is actually
kind of why sometimes I don't like IRL streaming as much.
Bro, everyone, we've got, yeah, we, we, we've gotten too big to the point where it's like
anywhere we go they just call the cops or they just call it and they just like, they
just ruin it for us, bro, I'm not gonna lie.
Like I would do some shit like that but like, bro, motherfuckers just like, we'll call it
And then just be like, oh, that small 5'7 Indian boy has a bomb strapped to his chest.
And then these old ladies, who are fucking wasting their husband's fucking money, start panicking and shit.
It's like...
Yeah, true. Irelien's not gay now.
Yeah, I think Irelien kind of got oversaturated.
I don't know if I can get a retweet. I don't know if I can get a... he's right.
But like... don't get me wrong, I like Irelien, but like...
It's just hard...
Because it's like, it's just become like so big now where people don't even like IRL streamers, meaning like...
And I get it, don't worry about it, I get it, but like...
Coachella, they literally said they didn't want streamers when they were talking to Griffin.
Like, I'm telling you the world hates streamers, and I get it, man. You know?
Look at me, a piece of shit.
But I also wanna, we're on a space coming.
Hey!
Oh shit, hey, hey, hey!
Don't touch me.
That's my water.
I also want a low-curve, low-key, get better at desktop streams because I'm not a sad face
but there's gonna be a time chat where I don't live with other content creators.
Maybe I'm just gonna live with Laze and Oba.
And I don't know, I'm not gonna be like just an IRL streamer.
So we gotta figure it out.
But like, I feel like I'm pretty good at desktop.
chat facts or no I just need to plan desktop streams better low-key like I
just need to have like an objective like when I play video games I don't really
have an objective so it's like not really fun for me to play nor watch
Nice throw.
In your mouth?
Yeah.
How the sun glows, it's fine.
Yeah.
Changes to right now it's on.
Chad, we're on the way, okay?
So, hey, keep me on your second monitor with the smiley face or something right now.
I'll be...
I had to do this in a bag though, because we're gonna go through the canyons.
Oh, like, sooner or not now?
We're going into a lot of the mountains and I don't know if we're going to lose bit weight.
And if we lose bit weight, I'll be kind of sad.
Let's keep it up.
I should be all the harder butterflies!
I'll be to you, I'll be to you!
That's been shown by...
Is it?
No, I guess only if you're plugging into it.
I'll just keep it up.
Yo chai, yo knows wants to do a stream.
But she said she wants to do a singing coach.
The question is, bro, you guys are just
going to hit the cheat TV code every time I fucking sing.
So it's like, do I even do that?
Also, I don't really know how to sing.
She's going to mock me.
Hey, you notice how my nose is still soft
and I sound like a boy?
OK.
Bro, I really need to.
I stopped picking my ears.
I don't know if you can tell.
But like, bro, I'm really hoping this fucking
inner French will go away.
How long does it usually take?
Dude, I don't think it's gonna take too long.
Should you be fucking calling the police?
No, it was.
because when I was playing with Jinksy, that's when I was like,
hmmm, yeah but I don't think you, you could be ear infection,
you wouldn't even be able to sleep on that side of your head.
That's not true, I get ear infections a lot because I pick up my ears.
In no way.
Like, to diagnose your computer infections,
because I had one girl, and I was like middle school,
and I could not even sleep on that side of her,
I was literally crying.
I think I told the story on stream before,
but one time I had an ear infection so bad
that I was throwing up in the middle of the night.
So Uber eats, like, medicine or whatever like that,
and Uber East guy sat still for about 40 minutes,
and I freaked out over the phone with him like what the fuck is your problem all the
locks up there and I keep them out of the way I keep them out of the way I'm kind of
told me that he was in a car accident yeah
Corvette is so ass
I don't even know
there's like a community of people who like Corvette's yeah and they're all
talking about it
why am I getting you know I'm kind of getting like info lacy you might be
leaving okay yeah you just texted the group just saying
you know hold on he's here call lacy
What's going on?
Yo!
Your call has been forwarded to voicemail.
The person you're trying to reach is not available.
At the tone, please record your message.
When you have finished recording you may hang up.
Yo
On the way right now
About 15 minutes away
Little bit confused because I'm getting an alert basically like it's the bat signal saying that you
You actually left which is kind of confusing because
It's not gonna happen actually I'm on the way right now, so you can give me a call back much appreciated
Horse out
Can you confirm or deny?
They're just walking outside, I don't know if they're maybe walking to their car...
but they're just walking outside getting swarmed and they have security protection.
Oh, god!
Yo, it's good!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Are you leaving right now because I'm on the way?
No, no, no, no! We're here for this, three hours!
Oh, check, walk around in the line.
I'm here to catch you!
No, no, we're going back right now!
Tell the kids I'm on the way!
Don't swarming though.
You're not even about to be here.
Just kidding.
You're not even going to be here.
You gotta go back to the back.
I know.
I got it.
It's gone.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I was saying I was going to text people.
No one's following your TikTok.
TikTok.
Dude.
Dude.
Dude.
Dude.
Dude.
Dude.
Dude.
Dude.
Dude.
Dude.
Dude.
Dude.
Dude.
Dude.
Dude.
to be honest bro, does that shit even, let's have a topic to talk about right now. Does
getting a shout out by someone even famous do anything? Yeah, that's it. Yeah, if you
could actually put it out here, if you could actually post a story and say follow app, you
would do it. But would they stay? Would they be active? That's my thing is like, people
who are like, oh, 500,000 likes for a collab or whatever, and then they're like, oh, I
be something it's like okay you do it but it's like they really stick like I
don't know that one dude look at that bomb you're not much fan fans he got as
a dork
you still have a bit of weight or no both of the canyons
Okay, we're going into the thick of it.
Into the thick of it?
It's fine.
I should be home!
My daddy is coming to you!
Chad, I have a question.
Is Soki live yet?
Who would have located Naughty or made it to Compton?
I swear to God.
It's so far.
He's not even live.
Bro, who would have taken us an hour or so?
I mean, it's far.
It's like an hour 40 minutes just to get there and then like the time we start and do shit like I'll feel bad leaving because it's like
bro Jason's thing is gonna start
But yeah, oh
Sunset boulevard music on we just gave me a thumbs up. Hey, dude
Oh, we're gonna do there's one thing about me and you that are different from other content creators, dude
Um, is that we don't need music to be entertaining?
Yeah, of course, baby. The music's just fine.
Like, Jack, control the wheel. Tell me where you want to drive.
Actually, don't do that.
You think we're gonna have robots in the next 20 years that, like, are on the road?
Yeah, probably. Bro, we already had self-driving cars.
I'm a little worried about the future, like, low-key.
It's pretty weird, bro. There's a lot of weird things going on.
Yeah. And I feel like the world is gonna...
I don't know, everyone's too smart nowadays. It's getting sus.
I know, I hate being smart as well.
Chow, we're about 8 minutes away.
Actually, only 8 minutes away, bro. Holy shit.
Dude, we're about to be here, bro. We're about to be here.
Do you guys like the Samson? I look kinda like it a little.
What do you think?
I like this nice. I mean, it's just like reflection.
It's like reflection
It's just like we can use the camera for when we need to do shit like important like right now, bro
We're just catching up on good. You know what I'm saying
What
Still
every year, and I know it sounds stupid, but it's just like at real life stations and everything.
My bro, people are graduating.
People are just graduating. Some people are either done college, now starting their real life,
or they're done high school, and now they're starting their fucking hard life.
I never went to college, but I actually wonder if it's hard.
Is college hard, Chad?
Like, it really, there's a fun.
Is it like a better high school, you think?
I don't know, bro. I'm not allowed to go.
Right, either.
I dropped down a few weeks ago.
Really?
Yeah.
Why?
Because I was like, what am I doing?
Just like a fucking bot.
What were you studying?
Uh, psychology.
You're gonna be a psychologist?
Yeah, I was, I wanted to be a,
bro, I'm gonna, I wanted to be either a teacher
or you wanted to be a teacher.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna.
What the fuck would you have thought?
I don't know.
I'm gonna, I literally have no idea.
Or, uh, yeah, just speaking that for psychology.
I might be kidding. Even like during middle school and high school, like before I even like played video games, like where I streamed and made money, I genuinely had nothing.
Like I had nothing planned.
Oh yeah, same. No, I'm not gonna.
Like there was no, I told my mom like freshman year of high school, I was like, listen, I don't know how I'm gonna make money, I don't know how I'm gonna survive in the real world, but I'm not going to college.
I was like there's zero chance I go to college
Because it's just like I do it even actually just the biggest a waste of money out there. It's time for me
Like I had no option
You just go to
Colleges like you just go to college
And you just live with your family and then like they're happy because like technically you're doing something
Yeah, I feel like they're one of the gonna grow you're in college, bro. They're not gonna tell you get a job, bro
So you just keep reloading
My job is actually
Disgusting do you have had a few I was a mailman for 45 minutes. I know that's pretty intense
Oh, a lot of people don't know this shit, but I was a mailman for deadass 45 minutes of my life
I'm telling you guys I quit. Okay, so the reason I quit is because I got a paper cut on my finger
This is a real story
And I know I tell this story at that time
Yeah, I haven't heard this one, so.
You know what, I actually, like, really did need to, like, note the tool because I got a paper cut?
I believe it.
It was like a hardcore paper cut.
It was basically...
All the core paper cut.
Yeah, because I was, like, stacking the papers, and then you had to put rubber bands on them.
You had to, like, stack them and hold them tight.
It's like three rubber bands.
You do, like, a...
You do, like, a Charlie Charlie RU type of rubber band.
Mm-hmm.
And I put one on, and the paper flung by, but it was, like, hard paper.
Oh, my God.
And it was, like, fuck...
It was, like, a real scratch.
and like I was like fuck this I was bleeding I was like no I'm not doing this
he actually just walked out and walked out it was my neighbor his name was Neil
and this is his place like he owned the whole thing the operation business like
I paid I did get paid though I got paid like $20 something dollars add some
meal right there yeah all the bucks those you back there back in the day there
was this V-Buck glitch I don't even know if anyone do this oh my god I swear to God
This is real I go to jail for this right I swear not let me see if I know this
Okay, so during John Wick era drop on me if you were there. This is like season three right? Yes, he's great chapter one
You used to be able before they made it so you never remember you can merge accounts
Right before I merged accounts. There was like this thing where you can connect an Xbox account
So what I would do is I would make Xbox account. I would make an Xbox account. I would I would
link it to my fortnight account like PC account and then on Xbox it's a little
glitch I don't know if it's still a thing I could probably get in trouble for this
it's all hypothetical of course bro you I bought a hundred dollars worth of
B-bucks I didn't link to the account and then I I on Xbox you can get one free
refund yeah so I called them and then there's an email support or like live
live chat and it's okay refunding right now and I did it like 60 times at one
I have like 600,000 V bucks on God on freshly here. Hey, guys, I forgot and I told all my friends. It was crazy
Then it got patched. So that's I didn't know that
600,000 V bucks
I used to just scan on
Yeah, that's all hypothetical. Don't clip that was it. I used to just scam bro. I would go into party right now and
I would go somebody if they have like a OG scheme because for some reason all the like people like OG skins
to shake on party royale and I used to um oh it was like I had to actually think of
what I did I don't know what plan I can see us next week. Oh I'm not saying anything.
Oh my god I'm not saying it. Oh my god. I actually can't say it. But oh I want to say it's so bad but I can't.
What? I want to say it's so bad but I can't.
Uh...
It's not in Korean hair, so I mean everything we're saying is hypothetical.
Like, it's not real.
Yeah, it's just something we're trying to make content for the stream.
Okay, so hypothetical...
No, no, no, I think you tell yours. I know yours.
Yours is really bad.
Oh, did I tell you it?
Yes.
You got a whole TikTok without it.
Oh, you got it.
Yeah, I did tell you, I forgot.
Ugh.
Oh, yeah.
Good timing, man. I used to scan back in the day.
But like, sometimes you got to get out, you got to run.
Sometimes you gotta get out of the mind actually
Like is it really bad take from poor people or rich people?
Maybe like 10 gifts that show the appreciation for today
Now I wasn't doing save the world
Oh scammer gets scammed classic. I used to watch those though. Oh my god. I used to watch those this one youtuber who did it
It's pretty good
Actually go to
What's that?
I'm throwing my cap.
Okay, I'm not kidding.
Why did it just...
Holy fuck.
Nobody just changed.
We were supposed to get off.
What the fuck's happened?
Traffic, maybe?
Construction, maybe?
No, what the fuck's happened?
It just added, like...
20 minutes.
Wait, what?
I think it's glitched.
Oh, not I think it's glitched.
I swear, not I think it's glitched.
What does it make any sense? It just added...
Oh my... There's no way!
Someone put it onto a crash.
No, but it doesn't make sense because it literally just said refined.
It's like in the span of a second. See how it's over here? Why are we going this way?
Did I miss something?
Can you?
I get exactly what you're saying. Let me pull up...
Drew sent me the address. Let me see how far it says for me.
Oh god, I'm out of just-
What the fudge, man?!
That doesn't make any sense.
Like, oh god, that doesn't make any sense.
He's texting the address few seconds ago.
I'm about to say that bad fucking word, bro.
Should I get off, you think?
Wait, I've never had that happen before.
Oh god, that doesn't make any sense.
I'll try clicking the wall so you can text.
Can you paddle up on here?
It's not way to tap.
Not gonna uh... you know?
Oh yeah, I forgot you can't pull up.
I mean I'll text and drive.
I mean let me see if I can pull it up for you.
It's pulled up for me.
Nooo!
I didn't get a text though, just happened to have someone speak in.
Oh no, need to hide, it's 5374 Pico.
Got him.
Guys, everyone relax in this chat. Outlaw control this chat, bro. Please.
I don't understand. I've never had that happen, though.
Like, it's taking us such a weird way.
See, on here it says 20 minutes.
Same thing.
All right, hold on.
Chat, I'm figuring it out. Don't worry.
I'm gonna get us there. Don't worry. I'm gonna make it happen.
yeah I don't got I miss I'm assuming to happen all right we're out of here
should I cut up right now or no?
you're showing me space bro
should I swim?
shark mode it?
I'm like fucking what a bro's that I'm trying to bend like I'm trying to go meet
their friends like stable outlaw John's
yay
yeah now it says we're fine
yeah
Wait, I might be, I might have gotten a 20 gifted but I don't know because I'm, I'm
right now so I don't want to check, you know?
Yeah, you shouldn't check my game.
John Pork with a 20 fucking gifted man.
I don't know if you gifted, but I got a text from Outlaw and it went on my screen and said
John just gifted 20.
So thank you so much for the 20 gifted.
Can everyone say thank you right now with strokes added onto that?
Please.
The next actually gonna win.
Oh god?
probably bro
chat who's gonna win the nicks or the spurs i lowkey don't know much about the world cup
or whatever the fuck's going on but bro i'll be honest wet bananas is choking
choking bad he missed so basically he hit the backboard twice and saw that
he hit the backboard twice and saw that and then he missed like a free throw
yeah lowkey like lowkey it was a free throw
I mean, just because someone was in their face, just come on, bro.
And he is 1,000 feet tall, she'd have made it.
And then he threw the ball off his image back down the game before that.
He threw the ball off his foot in the box, just about the top.
Is he a choke artist?
Bro, like, too bright, bro.
Unless he just comes out and fucking New York and just...
What if he makes a 4-0 lead?
It's a real clutch.
No, 4-0 clutch.
Yeah, I've been to four games.
I've been to four games, I'm not gonna lie.
Well, no team has came back from before I was zero lead actually I'm not a single team
It can't be easy
Is it gonna end in Madison Square garden and money? Oh, no, New York's gonna blow up. That's what I'm saying
I can actually New York is actually gonna fucking just like
Something's gonna happen, bro
Don't go on bro
Why?
That's just bad vibes. Oh really?
Really, this doesn't want to be tired.
This makes other people tired when they're like, why am I here?
I'm more like, you know, positive.
Bro, you're not about to turn yawning into a bad thing, bro.
I mean, it actually is a bad thing.
That's an overthink.
Yawning equals bored.
It's not that deep.
Yawning equals tired.
Why are you tired?
Probably because, I don't know, what kind of question is that?
You just get tired.
Why are you tired?
There's no need to be tired.
Why am I tired?
Yeah, no fucking tired. Yeah, see no answer because I'm a fucking car
I'm driving putting bad vibes out. Yeah, because you've forced me to know against my will. Nope. That's not how it is
See you put bad vibes right sure. I could just have like at my PC set up ring
Okay, well, that's not happening. Oh my god. Well, actually though, what a windshield could turn into a screen live with the windshield turn into a screen
How would I drive?
Um, it'll work.
That doesn't make sense.
We don't have to work it out.
Hey, who's voting for...
Who's it for what?
What does it say?
What does it say?
I can't fucking see it.
We'll just go up to...
Oh, Tamo Mari.
Well, my chat's about to try to fucking up Saun's chat.
I don't know who that is.
What?
Alright.
That was some anime shit.
I think he's jamming out now.
He's literally jamming beyond his fucking mind.
I'm voting for a Tamal Umari 2024.
Well that happened already, so what the fuck is up?
Dude, he's on a vibe, bro.
But where the fuck is this taking me?
Bro Chad, I have a question.
Is Clixson and Lacey in the fucking trenches?
Like what is this?
Yes, Miho. Yes, Miho. Yes, Miho.
What the fuck is in our backseat, dude?
Let's see how... Let's see some music, yeah.
Good work.
Wait, hold on, music.
Hey Siri, play the song.
Oh
I'm in the picture, everybody knows
They don't even have it shows, I'm skinny and in a row
I don't know what life is, I know I sound too small
For me it's not a real song, so I can't call
From screen to ring to a bandit
He does what counts as lovely, I'll be gone in a ring
Actual radio!
in the back of my fucking car why is triple T and SpongeBob's showing in the back
give me like a give me like a one of those songs to be once you put like one
of them words in a playlist like more of a type of song I don't know bro like I
got one if I do like we bring the boom I'm not gonna play it but like if you
just click it right now we're in like a weird playlist like
Oh
I'm getting some better music, huh?
This name is not from James, I'm from Deeper Forest
I'm in the kitchen
Oh, yeah
This one's on the front
This one's on the front
This one's still down on the ground
The point is your face
Is this having fun?
Can't be in the sleep
Look for me for the night
Oh, I'm just wanna kiss again
I'm playing a normal song with that
I know that I
Can't find the girls
Hey, what's going on, Frank?
Then I watch a guy in the woods
Cause he always makes it home
I love the way he's making it
I love the way he's gone
He's worth a billion dollars
And I hate him when he's gone
He's gone, he's gone to a dream
I'm off, he's...
Let's go fuckin' it
Let's go fuckin' it
I'm not gonna leave you got a lot of time to say
I bought a property and he kicked out a rock
I'm just not listening to anything.
Actually?
I'm not really in a good like zone right now.
I'm gonna sing a good song.
like zone right now. I can go snooker zone. Bro he plays still like white girl music like I don't
know this is like nine fishes. I can play white girl music. Like actually though. Yeah.
I've got a tip in a can. No bro no way you know nine fishes I'm release fucking oh my god again
the ball fucking zoom. Dot file zip file 3.42439 bro oh my god bro you're so cool is there so
so much horror bro oh my god please bro yeah maybe play some white girl music by
the ass
I
Just fucking like
Maybe some like actual white girl music, but I don't want to hear none of that like
Bullshit like I'm serious. I want to hear something that will make me start twerking. Oh, I'll hostess it's a bit better
I got you.
Alright, can I put on my something?
Well, I have one. I just can't put it on.
You need to press play.
I'm playing.
Now put it on.
Jesus Christ Jesus Christ!
you
you
you
you
you
I
That's your jams ready to go gonna get things started with Drake
Of course there's more stuff you've been into.
I don't know how many, but you've learned to keep it.
Okay.
I'll see you in my op-op.
Right now I got some stuff you played a lot back in 2025.
Lil' Uzi Bird off first.
I
Got music that'll make you feel like you're driving down 66 at sunset. No map just the open road and a killer soundtrack
Like
How about a coupe?
For non-mission.
Okay, I'll play you a juice on for non-mission, sure.
just you don't straighten any area
so diversity
go go go
100 thousand
for 10
I grew up
the likes of my
tripple T Gerald
Let me see if I can just make that a little bit easier.
Is it the bad seat?
Chill it is though.
Superb as usual.
Now we're talking.
I'm okay.
Okay, I'm like these bars make me realize like
You got a good?
You just have such a good life
Like beyond the least
So I can never possibly
One of my acts you're gonna let my cords all rise
If all my acts you're gonna get mad
I have no reason to get mad
There's not even like a little singular inch of bit
Of anything in my body right now to make me mad
The only thing that can make me mad right now
Is like if I got 5.5
Like that would actually be the only thing that makes me mad
I'm trying to know if the C5, because I just know the whole car's gonna get that on.
It would be fucking annoying.
This is gonna get turned into a fucking campfire story.
Hey bro.
Damn bro, you should probably listen to A-phone, but I'm high for the line.
Oh my god.
What the fuck just happened?
My emergency brakes just went off.
I was literally changing the air to fucking hot.
I thought you were trying not to.
I'm changing the air in my merch. There's literally nobody in front of me. Look at this
You imagine if we actually got like rear-ended and I flew through the window
Would you just laugh? Like if the camera was right here, and I just went right through this
Would you just like...
Yeah, I'd probably do that exact thing
I'm sure at least for a second I'll laugh, generally, and then I'll have to get out of
my thing and take the phone with me.
But like if we, okay so you know how like Jack already crashed on the plane and had
his camera record while he was dushing out of bed?
Like would you still record it like when I have to like be like alright bro, like what's
wrong?
Not sure.
I was gonna just hold it and film it.
Bro, if you've died I wouldn't have.
And I'd actually have no camera.
I know.
What's up?
Hi, Chet. We're about to be here.
No cat.
Actually, I'm glad, like, randomly.
We've been waiting 40 minutes, so, like, time to find a gate.
I know where we're at right now.
Yeah, we're about to find a gate.
Oh, exactly where we're at.
I can pinpoint where exactly she's...
Oh, yeah, we're headed in 0.3 miles, taking South Fairfax Avenue
towards Venice Boulevard.
We're 1.7 miles away.
You know anything?
We're going on the ramp right now.
out of the 10 freeway we're taking the left right now on South Fairfax Avenue
in the middle lane at about 700 feet
600 feet
I'm gonna drop past the matter now, I don't know what it is though
oh the 100 Thieves compound is right here
that's what I'm saying but I don't know if it's like left or right
oh also the wait this is where the phased warehouse is
the phased warehouse is about 100 Thieves?
the new one
That's the one where somebody shi-
You know?
True visit.
I'm tired.
I'm tired. We'll be done, yeah?
We'll be sure to fucking die, you know?
Oh, everyone's-
Everyone seems so nice here.
What do you guys think?
So, my question is, did Lacey and Klicks just like-
I don't know.
Well, she was the absolute cheapest area ever to host this
I'm seeing a lot of just danger around us
I've seen like three cockcars bro. I'm like arresting people. You're been arrested. No
One time I actually got tamed. Really? Yeah, I think I told this story, but I was going home
I was going to Kimmy's house for her birthday
and it was right after I ended streaming a white van
following me for about like five miles.
So then I like, I didn't care, I didn't speed and do anything.
And then right when I got to her house at the time,
the white van had like three black trucks behind it.
All of them were unmarked police cars
and they thought I was truck driving.
I was falling asleep on the wheel.
It was completely empty highway.
Nobody was there.
I was tired
Because I was going so under the speed limit. I was like I was exhausted
and then they detained me and then they
Actually illegally searched my car and I won the lawsuit
Because I said they made me paranoid to drive and I do feel paranoid right now driving anyone else in the chat
There's never no when it's over
All right, so we're in Pothole fucking Century, like where the fuck are we brown in the area?
And who is Larry H. Parker? Why is he on every billboard?
Like I don't want Larry H. Parker to fucking help me with my lawsuits.
Why? That's your, that's your, that guy might be the guy with these on billboards bro.
I saw another cop, like bro, I'm not even kidding, like it's like a mad
It's a bad matter that even what's the matter that nothing much about you. Wait give me I company how do you say I come I see people
Wait, what if I'm I were literally it says two minutes
It's literally down the street. We said one stop sign to go fast. We have to go fast really fast
Alright, bro
This is chat. I'm gonna be honest with you
It might not be any content at all
But drop a heart with a bandage because we're here to support our friends
Cuz they've supported me so I'm gonna support them and then after what we're gonna do is we're gonna go straight to Jason's boxing
Let's go W heart with bandage
Loki we should just on our honor we just what is that?
That looks cool
children shut the wrong around just fuck up the whole line like how are
millionaires gonna ask for more money this is actually discussing like if you
agree and it's 10 gifted if you don't let's go do a meet and greet I mean
not only bro you're an ad you're just a normal person too bro yeah only you're
making these kids line up in the scorching fucking heat just to what so
you can just give it like a half-assed hello and thanks for giving me $10
Actually shameless like oh, thanks. Well, you know, thanks little kid
And you had your mom waste her fucking gas money to come out here and she can barely
That was actually true bro, and like what's was dropping it?
On June 12th for her just in case y'all didn't know all these screw me by that shake it swag
Once you're done, I can actually though
I know I'm not alive
I have boiled my blood.
Fuckin' hate people, bro.
Like, I actually boiled my fucking blood.
What if I nutted in a pan and we cooked it?
When I'd be killing my kids, like...
You can actually try that.
You can start jumping out of the pan.
When they jump out of the pan in my mouth,
or when they jump out of the pan into my girl's pants,
then it goes up in my vagina, and then I have a kid.
You can actually just say anything right now.
Oh my god, bro, like holy shit, are they fucking voting for everyone here, bro?
I just see signs in the ground.
Yeah, it's not ever to the person.
Jesus fucking Christ, bro.
I don't see what you're voting for, bro.
Facts, bro.
Just vote Staple or an Auto for the best streamer of the year.
Oh, that's good.
I think that's better, bro.
That's good.
We need a pop tag on you.
Mott, can you put a pop tag so you don't know where to find me?
Who's the driver, Brad? Can we get a pop-dial on him?
Are you going to take the camera?
I gotta figure out where it is.
I'm not taking this camera.
I know I'm strong though.
I don't know.
It doesn't matter, buddy.
Where's the back?
Did I take a right or a right or a straight?
Where's the kids here?
Oops, I checked off the phone actually.
In the back of my ass, I died.
Holy children.
Oh my god, it's stable.
Holy children, bro.
Oh my god, there's actually kids everywhere.
Oh my god.
Oh yeah, there's a lot of children.
There's a lot of fucking kids here.
There's a lot of kids here.
I can't smack in my car.
I believe they touched your car, Mio.
Oh yeah, I touched you real nice.
Oh yeah, Russell's the only one.
Hey Russell, stay on the car!
Stay on the car!
Security's the problem.
God damn it!
Yeah, run and come on, come on!
Stay on the fucking car!
God damn it!
Holy shit!
Yeah, let's go!
Turn, turn, turn!
Get the fuck out of my face!
Just for it bro.
These Tybalt's parking spot need gaming.
All right, so one of them just smacked the shit out of my fucking car.
I don't know if you've heard that.
I don't know if you've heard of this.
Yeah.
Yeah, I didn't know there's going to be this many kids.
This is going to be fire.
And there's no way I'm getting out.
I'm going to sue all these kids.
All right, let's go.
You can't let me know that.
Get out of here!
Whoa!
Get off me!
Get off me!
Get off me!
Get off me!
No touch!
Get off me!
Get off me!
Get back!
Get back!
Get back!
Get back!
Yeah
We actually have extra sandwiches
No, but it's what it's person
After you know, he got a better rating than me on like
So what's up, bro, where's my fucking tapcast? Oh, yeah
I'm not leaving empty-handed here
There's two PS5s over there.
Yeah, I'm gonna be there one second.
Just making sure.
There's a PS5.
Look at it.
Look at it.
Look at it.
Look at it.
Should we have it wrong?
Get out of PS5.
Ah, I might get yucky.
You should get out of PS5.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Oh, shit.
Thank you.
Where is it?
Oh!
I'll be back in one second.
I gotta take a shit in the scamper.
I gotta get the good shit out of that.
He's just call us one for all, bro.
Oh, nobody has anything.
That's not an idiot.
What's going on, guy?
What does this guy do?
He's like, the superhero?
So how much does this guy live in?
He's not even on the box.
He's like a one-off character that we did.
Really?
Like, actually?
Like, one in a hundred, yeah.
Let me just...
He's getting grilled or no?
I can keep this one?
He's coming back, yeah.
I'm just going on grailed right now last time I did this I sold the gold one for
Like 400 bucks.
Yo, come on, man.
I never shit the gun.
That one's not even out.
Oh, this is a nice little venue.
Wait, why do you guys even sell these big ones?
So we can't, like, you know what I mean?
We don't want a handbag yet.
She's our best friend.
That's the time of all of them.
We want one too.
Nice, man.
It's a nice little venue, you know, gee.
How long you guys staying here for?
A couple more hours, six.
So many fucking girls are outside.
There are a lot of chatters going on.
Nice little place, bro
These guys are sick
Sick ass millionaires. So you have kids waiting in the fucking heat to buy this product, bro. Give some away
Guys are sick and gaslighting
They're your friends
Like you know last one gets it like I just throw it in the air and put them fight for it
It's actually a room
All these guys always gotta talk about
What's the worst
You know what I'm gonna tell you about that.
You literally...
Can we, uh...
Okay, fine, okay, fine.
I'm sorry.
How are you touching my back?
And your daddy back this...
It got bigger from last time.
Yeah, I know.
What were you doing?
Oh, that's a good thing.
Oh, we're on.
Okay, so what...
Okay, actually, what's the worst that can happen?
Just, just like, give it someone's hand.
Don't, like...
Don't throw it.
You haven't even gone on the loose.
How do you get through the roof?
It's a big lack.
It's a big lack.
He's too hectic back there, I forgot to go on there.
Bro, I throw this off the roof, bro. I mean, cost carry, right? We're good?
Yeah, see?
He's got a good one.
He's got a good one.
He's got a good one.
He's got a good one.
Hey, that's a good one.
I have a feeling as soon as someone takes this, they're going to get jumped.
We'll get them to our home.
We'll get them over at home.
That's all we've been doing.
Yeah?
Yeah.
He'll take care of them.
Alright, see you.
Let's go pick one person out of the back.
Because they're all in the back of the line, bro.
They might not even get inside.
They might not even get a chance, bro.
I can't, bro.
And you've been waiting to heat for like four hours?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
I'm just going to put it in your car.
Or you are waiting to build these doors.
OK.
You going to my car with this?
I don't know.
You are not going to my car with this.
Bro, somebody just, let's go look outside.
Yeah, let's just keep you here.
Yeah, let's just see.
We should get on the next aisle.
That's not going to happen.
I need to get a spot right behind you.
Oh, what the fuck?
Oh, a kid doesn't need this, no.
You don't need this.
Okay, give him a problem with a bowl or a bowl.
You know what I should do? I should say, I should say what do you want?
Do all the schools should have won a one-time gap for PS5.
Let's see how far I hurt them fans up.
Two.
They're gonna go for the goal.
They're gonna take the goal.
Okay, so that's where I'm going.
You put on your face. What's the one?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, listen, the person you picked him into PS5 too,
we gotta make sure we bring them inside.
No, let them fight for it.
No bro!
Hey, we're good for a second.
This is not a good idea.
No it's not.
I don't know how good of an idea this is.
Oh, okay, now it's...
Oh, it's here, it's fake.
Who wants the PSY?
Who wants the PSY?
The PSY.
What the fuck, what the fuck?
What the fuck, what the fuck?
Would you guys rather have a PS5 or a Tab-Cut?
I have to pee in my body!
Lazy!
Lazy!
Lazy!
Lazy!
Lazy!
We'll get it out to the next downstairs!
Oh!
Lazy!
Lazy!
Lazy!
Lazy!
Lazy!
Lazy!
Who here doesn't have a shut up?
Hey, he don't need it, he got a laptop!
He got a laptop, huh?
Uh, okay, okay, okay.
Who here doesn't have money to get a PS5?
Me! Me! Me!
Can I toss it? Can I just toss it?
No, you can't toss it.
You can't toss it.
You can't toss it.
Where's the little ass kid down there?
Hey! Hey!
What are you looking at?
What the fuck?
What the fuck? What are you trying to find?
I'm trying to find a mouth!
What the fuck?
No, please!
No, please!
No, please!
I'll give you a hug.
I'll get a big stick.
I'll give you a hug.
You're going to give them some hot tea.
Come on, come on, you're going to get a stick.
Yes, he needs to be a stick.
Yes, he can get a stick.
Yes.
Yes, yes.
Yes, yes.
You're going to get a stick.
Yes, yes.
Yes, yes.
Yes, sir.
Fuck these kids around.
Come on, come on!
Come on, come on!
Run, run!
Whoa, did I get a big one?
Come on, get a big one!
Come on, come on!
Run, run!
Run!
What's that?
I feel like I'm doing a lot for them.
Please! Please!
you
you
you
you
you
You
I thought it was a 2173, but it's so close.
Got food or something?
I'm just looking at your shit plate, baby.
No, I have a spiderman on my body, and it hits me so bad around here.
It hits you so bad around here?
Oh, is it the same one from the other day?
Yeah.
Oh, sure.
Let's make sure everybody's...
Yeah.
How do we actually get to the roof?
I see the roof's a ladder in the back of the wall.
It's so scary.
I'm going to get a hand.
How do we do it?
How do you like that?
I'm going to sign a contract.
I'm going to sign a contract.
Thank you.
I'm going to sign a contract.
I'm going to sign a contract.
My lawyer, David.
Look at this guy.
He's only three years old.
My lawyer?
What's going on here?
I'm going to sign a contract.
You know what, I'm going to give you a tip on scaring the kid rocks, man!
He's scaring the kid.
Yeah, I'm going to go to the gym.
Yeah, I'm going to say, it's going to be good.
It's like really soon.
It's an hour.
It's not part of the training.
So, if it's 40 minutes, we've got to go to school.
Low-key, let me see each other one second.
Does anyone have the address here?
Yeah, what is the address?
That's right there.
How far is it?
Two minutes!
Oh my god!
Miho!
What time does Jason Crossey start?
Five!
What time does Jason Crossey start?
Five!
What time does Jason Crossey start?
Five!
What time does Jason Crossey start?
Five!
Oh my nice
Hey, hey, what's what's on tonight?
Why did you know like
Right now, it's like, oh shit, I'm scared.
Oh my god, wait, I didn't realize.
So actually, right now, I get there at like 440.
Alright, then, then, then, then.
Hi bro, now here's the mic box.
Give him the fuck out.
All right, everybody lock in.
Oh my god.
Did you just pick that up?
I want another one.
Huh?
I'm sick of it.
I'm sick of it.
I'm sick of it.
Wait, so who was with you?
Yeah.
Right here.
Is that one of your guys?
This is Robert Goodman.
This guy plays the scavenger.
Oh my god.
He's just holding it.
What?
Is it right there?
Yeah.
Is it right here?
Yeah, we're gonna get one too.
It's not, it's not.
You gotta be a spy, bro.
You gotta be a spy.
You gotta be a spy.
You're a spy.
Ron actually
showed me a thing that he got from the thing.
It was a red monster.
Yeah.
We can figure that out.
How can I get out of your scene?
How do you really not start a tour of the minimap?
What am I saying?
Yeah, yeah, let's go up the line.
I just want to say support.
Come on, let me take a picture of you.
I'm feeling bad.
I said no.
I'm feeling bad.
I'm feeling bad.
I said no.
I said no.
I said no.
I hit five more.
I hit five more.
I hit five more.
It's a good play.
Oh, I supplied for nothing.
Hey, you got shit on you.
Why didn't you just take one of the buckets?
You got Matt's out guys in there.
Man, you gotta give them the satisfaction of what they don't know what they're getting into
so their parents can use their cards right up the wall.
Yeah, bro, I don't know what we're gonna get out of here!
Yeah, bro, I don't know what we're gonna get out of here.
Uh, I think he's taking some stuff.
Oh, man. I didn't know I was gonna get out of here.
Guys, put it from the ground.
No, it's not.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
What's your name?
Oh my god!
All right-a!
Here, here.
All right, I'll see you guys tomorrow.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
What is this shirt?
It's your memory card.
Nice seeing you guys.
Wait, wait, wait.
It's your memory card.
I'm gonna be a poor blue kid.
That's how I am. I'm gonna be there.
Alright, I'll see you there.
Who is that?
He's the son of a poor member.
Random kid.
Get it.
Actually, what the fuck?
Shut up with the phone or the thing?
Or not yet?
Not yet.
All right, Chad, next.
Don't forget to show them.
Yeah, bro, you gotta show them.
Support your friends, bro.
They'll be Ron Baldo on the chat.
That was a good time.
Not how Lacey shut out clicks.
But facts are no, Chad.
She gets some equity here.
Dude, yeah, what?
You busy?
You're very down to the photo.
Let me try and don't crash and lose aura.
He was in the he was in the last to leave the circle challenge, what do you do he pushed someone out so then they kicked him out
holy look at this fucking refrigerator here who's fucking bullshit as far as this
holy shit what the fuck is this a fucking fridge Jesus Christ
hey chat very good vibes out they'll be run bottle with the heart with a bend
listen we're a little bit of we can put it back in if you want make sure it's on
106
We're a little bit of ways, but now we're going to our second mission. We're going to see Jason
And his boxing match. We're gonna go support that too. Jump a W. Ron Bodo in the fucking chat right now, man
See the vibes going yeah
Yo, Ron, you're my favorite streamer every single day
I look forward to seeing you if you weren't on this planet
I don't know what I would do with my life you make my heart complete. Thank you so much
I speak for everyone in the chat right now. We should all give 10 subs. Yo, bro. That's love, bro
That's dead-ass love
Bro, who was that random kid circling his fucking
I
Kind of like the Samsung a little bit. Let's do that anyone else in the chat like it. I will add new mission on the way to Jason's oh
You know this song this is that one song
How much more did I get it?
Where is it?
I can't get that shit off my arm.
I can't get that shit off my arm.
How do you feel?
It's just that I'm not even sure I'm doing a good job of this.
What?
That's it.
Oh my God.
I'm going to go home.
I'm going to go home.
I'm going to go home.
You are actually so much.
Oh my God.
I can't get that shit off my arm.
I can't get that shit off my arm.
I can't get that shit off my arm.
Yeah, that's possible.
Bro, it's looking like lost footage, but I can't find the original.
I've never found the original.
Other ones in the lost footage.
It's in the fucking, it's in the ditty files, bro. It's just hidden.
I don't wanna, I don't wanna, I don't wanna.
I don't wanna go back to my honor.
Hey.
Did you see that though bro I told you bro I'm like the Michael Jackson fucking streaming
bro.
I'm tense.
Yeah bro like you saw that and it bro did you see the one line?
How did we capture it?
It was the one line.
Bro there was like 110 like girls that were like minimum like 23 or something like that
and they were all screaming.
You didn't catch it?
Bro, I'm sorry.
I'm just like, building that.
You didn't get it?
I don't think I touched it.
Wait, what?
There's no way I missed that.
What happened?
Bro, so, I don't know if the chat caught it, bro, but it was like, I think it was like
25-year-olds, 26-year-olds, or something like that.
There was like a hundred of them.
They were like, you didn't see it?
You didn't get it?
So you're getting fired then?
What are you doing?
No, we're not getting a KTiak combo.
Stop asking that.
Okay, fine.
You want a KTiak combo?
No, bro.
All right, fine.
We're going to go get it.
I didn't tell you that one. I didn't tell you that one.
Did I ask you that one?
We gotta kill ourselves.
Or we're just broke in.
We gotta kill ourselves.
Why is there a fucking bob in my backseat, bro?
You're so fucking...
Damn, bro.
I want to I want to matter that's fucking hard
We're gonna be on those dashcars for someone to die
Jesus, I want to I want to go back to matter
matter.
Is this so punchy being bro?
Bro, sometimes the vibes are good when you just like you don't think.
That's what I'm gonna say bro.
Like sometimes in life, you gotta do what you don't even need to do.
Can we give you a quote of the day?
I got you a quote of the day.
Alright.
So let me ask you something.
Please ask me.
What are you doing on your phone?
What can you possibly do?
Just ask me bro.
I'm addicted to social media, bro.
Yeah, I'm addicted to social media, I know.
Like, are you gonna say the fucking quote
or tell me you have a call in 20 times?
Sometimes the quote is the phrase
that you made along the way.
So I got a question right now.
When I type in Jason's address,
it says we're in Compton.
So is that what we're going?
Are we going to fucking Compton?
Bro, you're in call and we ball on a budget, bro.
You don't get it.
We create, own, run everything.
What is this?
this guy right here that's a random kid that's a random kid in Chrome fucking
I'm Bork, scaring my shit.
Like who is that, bro?
Bro, I'm not kidding, we have to go to comic-con and dress up as Furries.
I'm down, you don't gotta tell me twice.
By the suits, you buy, okay, you pick out one for yourself and I'll pick out one for myself.
I don't even know how to have one.
Oh, I see.
Yeah.
Dude, low key down here, I might have to try it.
Bro, the only thing about FurryCon that I'm worried about,
if there's like a certain side of the internet where they catch us,
We're gonna turn into a fucking campfire story.
For what, bro?
I don't know, you just made fun of a furry and I sell him social security number and his grandma.
Sorry, we're not gonna be making fun, bro.
They don't care.
They're just who we really are.
Holy fucking god, man.
Yo!
Why do you have a hat on, bro?
It's like...
It's like actually cringe.
It's like such an ugly ass hat.
It's just like, I wanna, I wanna...
What if we dead ass like got in my car and there's a kid in the trunk like that and it's like
We just hide to be here. Do we just adopt him?
I always heard him screaming for help.
When you got him played down the back like you didn't know what he was doing.
And then God forbid an Amber alert came up.
Like, it's like bro like, bro like why is, who's Amber and why is she alerting me that I have a kid in the back of my seat?
I actually don't know any spots. Like I know he's back there.
Bro when you're just cruising, when you're cruising.
Amber's like making it hot.
Amber you're blowing up the spot.
down the highway bro with the kid and the maxi amber starts burning you like
I'm not allowed to do that or something like that so you know Gideon's flying on the
fucking freeway next to me. No you know what's the worst part is bro we're just
showing what your girlfriend and then Gideon comes out. Oh my god. Like not everything has to be a YouTube video bro.
It's gonna be rock bro. I actually know. It's like god bro. I was a kid with a little off-street bike. I didn't really call by yourself.
No deal with your quote. Can you beat up what your girlfriend and Gideon?
Oh, Otto's on my bang?
Otto's on his half food. I got a lot of jam.
I get I started the jam.
Oh, food court?
Hold on. Do you hear that?
Do you hear that or not? Like, actually, do you hear that?
I'm worried you forget about it cuz don't worry I'm a
No water? Fuck my entire life.
Yeah.
Oooooooh, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know.
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know.
Matter Daddy's my microfuel.
Ooh, what are we in the middle?
Ooh, fuck me.
What's the bomb?
Ooh, shit.
Ooh, I'm moving so much out.
Ooh, it's a perk up for this.
I didn't know this song was about being gay.
Yeah.
I'm gonna put it off.
Oh, sure.
Early in the morning late at night.
POV, bro.
POV, bro. Like,
all the stress is gone.
All that working.
Everything that you're worried about, bro.
Who cares?
Me and you?
Or you and me?
It's us against the world.
I've seen it in the twilight of the night
Cause you're no longer okay
But still, I lost myself
Why do you hurt me?
No more than you're ever gonna say
I know I'm only gonna make it
We might actually burn this thing out better than it is.
Oh
You know run, that random bro, but would you be down to judge?
So you know me yes
That she did she didn't make it
No, that he's here. J. C. I just had the kid and he's far
I don't want to be a judge, I don't want to be a judge, that's like a lot of power on
the island.
You'll be alongside veggie and a dab, but you cannot be biased, cannot be biased.
So what if you knock out Asian Jeff, can I say Asian Jeff 1?
No, well I mean, well you have to really be a judge, bro, you have to really like.
I mean, Chad what do you think, should I be a judge?
I don't know, like I feel like that's a lot of responsibility.
I feel like I'd rather just be in the corner
just screaming at everyone.
Um, I mean.
That's new, that's new.
I mean, bro, yeah, I could do that.
Yeah, I guess I could do that, yeah, sure.
Yeah.
Okay, bet.
All right, really get your judge skills going.
All right, maybe you look through a playbook,
maybe look at the rules.
Um, and yeah.
Um, okay.
Are you sure?
Are you sure?
Okay.
Are you like, you don't sound like too sure about this.
You don't have to say yes.
I'm just asking.
Um, so I've done one play right now where I've got no equity.
You mind if we get some equity out of enemies boxing a little?
No.
Um, I see you losing money off the event, so you don't have to make any money.
Alright bro let me just get there, I'm gonna be there in like 25 minutes.
So is that a chance or a no bro?
I'm trying to get a judge that's just confirmed.
Okay let me just talk to um, what's up with my management over here?
Can I just ask for money?
I just asked for a van.
Yo by any chance you did you could just like, you could fill my gas tank or something?
I don't think I'll fill it in 30.
What?
I bet I bet say your loss. Yeah, bro. I'm not
broke. I bet. I'm not gonna lie, bro. I'm making sure
it's different. Yes, that's for you. That's for your eggs.
But I don't give a f... Yo, Chad. Chad. Chad. Chad.
I'm your part of the chat right now, bro. I got y'all on.
I got yo what's it? You got a pie market? Talk to me.
Well, I got you, bro.
No problem, Mark.
Tell me what you need, bro.
I'm going to get you guys right.
Oh, I get you saying.
Okay, yeah, yeah.
I need a Jason and a Ween.
I need him to lose.
Wait, cool.
I need Jason and a Ween to lose.
Um, I, um, um, yeah.
I actually need Jason and a Ween.
We need to put the house on him losing, so.
Best odds.
Put the house?
How much does the house?
It'll do well.
What?
What do you want me to do?
What do you want me to do?
So, she's so cute.
Bro, how the fuck are we hour and a half away?
We're not an hour and a half away.
Who's honking their fucking hornies?
All students ever.
Who the fuck is honking?
Oh, you love seeing them.
You just love seeing somebody tell you.
What should we do?
I think the weirdest fate interaction I had was when I was in my Tesla, I was charging it.
I had a Tesla and a random kid came up to me and started hopping my leg screaming that you're on.
Oh, you just killed him.
Bro, I just, you know what I was just doing was like, you ever see that one video of Markiplier just having that little kid just run this case?
No, I never saw that.
I never talked about it. That was literally what it was.
Maybe if I saw it, I'd recognize it.
Bro, why did you just text me saying, y'all I don't know if I could care about Diana's gonna be there.
Why are you reading my text?
I
Want to I want to I want to go back home. Oh
My god, we're getting all right
Yeah, bro, I've been like promise me win snitch like to my girl one of them
Bro, I'm going to
No, I'm not switching. Are you crazy?
I'm not allowed on my hustle night.
I can't say no for God's sake.
She's got it, bro. I'm not going to lie.
When I pulled up New York Way over from Christmas roll,
she's going.
What are you talking about?
I wasn't talking about David.
What?
Why do I sneak XE Hustle and call me back to back
on a painting?
Honestly, I deserve it.
Yeah, but it's right next to a dry cleaner.
That's actually what it is.
That is what it is.
Wait, no.
Wait, what? Oh my god, I forgot we're in Compton.
I thought I knew what we were.
We're in Obama Boulevard.
Wait, what? Is this named after Obama?
Wait.
Wait, that's the building that they did not like us. Is that not?
I swear to god, that big building.
I didn't fucking watch that music video.
Yeah, fuck that guy.
I'll catch him if I come on.
I'll try to kill him when I come in.
Oh, I'll look under my left.
You can't do much good with that.
One in a row on trees, right?
Is that a song?
I don't even go to the matter, anyway.
Man, bruh, I just love compliments.
Man, I just listen to Kendrick Lamar every day.
Just love it.
Drake, you're just...
God, I can't even fake it.
I'll die for this shit.
I'm really OVO, bro.
OVO, bro, not all I bro, like that ass, bro
This Kendrick Lamar just talks, man
Come kill me about it
Come kill this guy right here
And this guy right here
Like that ass
I wanna, I wanna go back home
Woohoo!
Oh my god, I'm actually an idiot
I almost went with Silky to like actual hood
I'm like what if they actually knew that I was this in-catching like that?
I'm probably gonna cut off.
Oh my god. First you used to try to get jumped into a game.
You know what's so insane?
We did the phase video, we got like, do they explain how it works?
It's actually like nuts.
It's like if a fuck ton of people are beating the shit out of you, that's how you do it.
Yeah bro.
We actually beat the shit out of you.
We were at Cherry Hill.
There's an ex-
So I can't even talk right now.
And we're a cherry hill, but we something similar
There's basically that we all had a cookie on the ground all jerk off on it and the last person tonight had to eat the cookie
Are we gonna see a little rig I don't know actually
My
bro, justice for a fucking rocket, bro.
There's a lot.
Dude, every time I open up to it, I don't even know how I see it, but they just be being
a dick when I get him, bro.
Bless you.
Bless you, bro.
Oh, my bugger on your sleeve, bro.
Come here, bro.
No, stop!
You're gonna make me crash, bro, stop!
I need a navigate.
Give me a navigate or something.
There's one street.
Oh my god, you actually did that.
I told you, there's a needy.
I told you you would need it.
You're talking like a backseat.
Yo Bob, take this.
Compton, more like Compton.
Yay!
go get a king of a combo and then get on the game after bro we're gonna live our own life
how do you water bro?
there's no paddock
what if someone like hits my car and then they just like shoot me as I get paddocked
so I hit them
I would test the bullet
I'm gonna kill her.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Ooh.
Is that she good?
It's on your face.
What?
It's on your face.
Yeah, well, I'm not an idiot, man.
You think I'm a fucking idiot?
What's on my face, bro?
Go ahead.
What?
You drink, bro.
Yeah, my drink is in my body, bro.
You fucking dumbass.
This guy thinks I'm a fucking idiot, man.
It's on your face, man.
Yeah, bro.
What else is on my face, man?
What duck do?
What the fuck does a duck do?
They weren't fucking Compton traffic, bro, like, mmm, so I hate coming here.
Yeah, bro, I just don't be coming here anymore.
Holy shit.
What if I start a blasting drink and we're just gonna get shot at?
Bro, I'm not even getting like an extra trash to a creature like,
you have thousands of feet tall and come grab the car.
Grab my head and see that.
Just pull you straight off the car, bro.
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna go back home.
I
Even know a duck is gonna be there
Why I said didn't know he was going to I miss it dad brown
I'm not a pressel. I'm asking like the flock needs them, but
Everyone's gotta get on that grind time road summer. We're literally like 15 days away from summer
Pretty peak I know pretty freaking peak and then we get to go see summer smash
Oh my god, I hope they don't smash us there.
I hope Cobain doesn't flip me around.
I'd be so weirded out, bro.
Don't bend me. Don't call me like a lawn chair.
Actually, please don't. I'd be so weird.
Is this on my back?
What's on your head, bro?
Don't get out.
What is the fish doing, guys?
Fish?
This is why I don't come here, bro. It's just been traffic.
Oh no, it's actually too much traffic.
Hey bro.
It's fucked up.
Last time I was in Compton, I was with Roddy Rich.
Hey.
I don't know.
He had no box.
You didn't want a joke?
No box.
No box.
Yeah, the good one a lot.
Tom works off, that's what.
You know that he's never run off in the cops?
Oh shit.
It's a new remace.
Sound Spotify?
It's by the kid who just graduated.
He's actually retarded, bro, like...
So, how does it run traffic, bro?
Yo, we should make a song.
How many fingerprints do they got on my car?
I just gotta believe it.
You mean, Jose? Let's pull it down, bro.
No.
No way Jose will come again.
It's actually like...
Dude, I don't come here, bro.
Seriously, why don't you come here? Just be blowing mine.
I'm gonna blow my heart, bro.
What are you blowing?
Oh, my soul, bro.
Like where'd my high go? Oh wait, just gotta blow him because I'm in fucking traffic.
Oh shit. You don't even mix that with your shit.
What the-
Oh that's a duck dude.
Duck duck dude.
Duck duck dude.
I thought it said duck dude.
I was about to say, oh my god.
I would have laughed, bro. That would have been a laugh, honestly.
I see a-
You're not gonna- It's really far. It's a huge minion. It's not the universal one.
You see the minion.
It's not like a red billboard. I've been-
Show it, let's see the camera.
I don't see it.
There's a minion?
Wait.
Did you see it?
Well, I'll wait.
No, they do you.
No, no, no.
I don't wanna, I don't wanna.
You go on to 75, it's better.
Is that what you want?
Yeah.
That's good, that's good for him.
That's the other side of the road.
But now it's back on 103?
Yeah.
Are you sure?
Yeah.
Right buzzer?
Doesn't really help that we're in like a very vibrant purple fucking nearest purple monster right now.
Yeah.
If I see these all the time...
It's okay, bro.
I got my... I got my knocker on me.
I got my phone.
I'm shitting myself.
Oh, don't do that.
If you do that, then I have to find a new camera.
Don't do it don't do it
Looks like nms boxes on time bro
Let's go
I don't have to judge, we could bake the last second, we could make a food.
I don't think I should be able to reproduce.
Well, you should just start fucking like having a thousand kids, bro.
Just say a sense properly.
Start having a thousand kids, you should start fucking like a thousand kids.
No, start fucking having it. I feel having it.
Having it was like Spider-Man in front of the bus.
Oh, I got it, I know that one.
You go catching the ball?
Yeah, that's what you're doing right now.
Oh, this fucking eardrum, at least it's been picked.
It's not big.
Oh, God, I didn't do that.
I didn't. It was close.
Now it is.
I'll be honest with you, bro.
Who doesn't like a little bit of ball sway in their fucking, you know, like, bread?
What do you eat?
You think if I drenched my balls like that, like, enough?
Like I can get like all this sweat out.
Dude, I mean, I just, I mean, maybe I should.
Change route to save six minutes? Fuck yeah!
Sure.
Oh shit, I gotta cut someone off the cop then. Just be ready, okay?
I just, I just cut off a challenge or two or not. Hold on.
I'm holding A to duck.
Okay.
Oh my god, you got a hundred gifted. Say Walahi.
What fucking Walahi?
For real.
Uh, five.
Five it?
Five it.
Everybody say thank you right now. You know what bro? Thank you so fucking much five it.
This is why we need to do more fucking driving segments. Drop a me if you agree. Thank you
so much for the fucking hundred gifted. That's actually so nice. Oh my god, like I don't
even know why you would even do that to be honest with you. I don't really deserve that.
I'm kind of just doing absolutely nothing.
But thank you so much for the 100 gifted man.
Everyone say thank you, bro.
Because of him, a hundred people in my chat now
don't have to get ads for the whole month.
So, nice, bro.
I actually, another thing about it,
I'm not kidding, by the way,
I actually lose money the more sometimes.
You can just hear what you're saying about me.
Yeah, I wish, I'm not kidding.
But thank you so much for the 100 fucking gifted man.
Can everyone just say thank you?
Give them some strokes, bro.
Jerk them off or something.
out on them with consent of course you don't do that thank you so much bro
seriously that's actually nice of you it's a lot of money for that us I want to
I want to go back oh thank you so much I'm calling him David
Shit
Your outlaw bro, do me a favor bro. I'll pay value later gift one sub to the community, bro
On my cars go ahead, bro
Shut up fucking outlaw
Oh wait, is GTA November?
Probably actually probably are doing it like that on purpose, I'm...
Maybe?
Maybe?
Maybe?
Why would I be saying that?
I don't know if I was like 10000, if I didn't buy myself.
Okay.
Go to Sprint.
Okay, go.
Look at that making room.
Can I show them that record?
My guys, do you just see?
Do you want me to sing it?
It's not for Dominion.
Let's go.
Uh, the little boba-doll, the thingy-aw.
Wait, messy.
What the fuck are they doing in town?
Ultra.
Holy, make a little Baltra.
What did you just say?
Make a little Baltra, bro.
OK.
That's the name of the fucking drink.
Dude, I thought you said the angry first thing.
If it canceled, I would have had to find it.
I don't do that a lot.
All right.
I know.
Why don't I see a bloper that says, size matters?
OK.
So that guy doesn't pop?
I want to go back home.
Chat, we're about eight minutes away.
Let's get some double use in the chat.
Actually, Ava, I actually need to be serious this time.
Yeah, I know, right?
Surprise, surprise, oh, it's...
Gotta spread some love to the computer, bro.
Actually...
I think Jason's gonna get knocked out, Cheddar, now.
What if?
I would actually love that.
Like, sometimes you wanna hate on your friends
just to see like, bro, am I kidding?
Jason got knocked out?
I would have to look at him differently,
But I'm gonna be honest with you, there's no way he does that for a ride.
Like, realistically, I don't think he's gonna get out of here.
Yeah.
He might get us, like, explode.
What if he, like, just dies in the Jeep?
Anything just like, I don't know, I don't know, bro.
Is it possible to die from, like, boxing, like, back with it?
I think he could get hit back in the head.
I don't think he's gonna get hit back in the head now.
No, no, yeah, it's really bad.
Fish on, wanna go home?
It was a pattern I think I paralyzed and get hit back in the head.
Oh, I saw that guy.
He's a pretty good looking dude too.
Yeah, I think he was like good at fighting too and then pull like that room.
That's fucked up.
It's kind of like me a little though.
Actually, I got three concussions when I was coming out of it.
I can't imagine getting hit that hard.
Well, team, are you going to draft it or help you?
Um
Yes
The mighty ducks
All right, child almost ever we're like right there
I
Want to I want to I want to go back home
Well that SUV is moving quick and his license plate said Kate V
The KTV
You have a black escalator going down 120 down the highway
Holy aura
I
Want to I want to I want to I want to I want to I want to I was your defense there's gonna be so many
Chad is Jinxie beating Rodan yet or no, I can see ball. He beat him or is he fighting him? I want to see his progression
Is he even fighting it yet, but he might be there for literally like a week or so
Wait, how many deaths has he gotten to Radawn?
Can you tell me the latest I can't even imagine?
How many deaths has he gotten to Radawn?
I think I had 300 and I beat him.
Let's see what your chance is.
304.
Oh, that's not good at all.
Oh, that's not good at all.
We're making a quick recall.
Is he in the middle of fighting him right now?
I don't know where we can quickly call.
Is he in the middle fighting him right now?
I'm just standing there doing nothing.
Oh
Run what up?
Radon is putting his
Radon penis in my ass, bro
Have you got the face to yet of him or no?
What's face to?
Is it when he starts throwing the lightning around yeah
I've gotten there. I've gotten to phase two, but like I didn't think I've gotten them under safety to some health
Yeah, so it took me a while to figure it out. I'll give you a little tips and trick
One dodge don't get hit. Okay
To I'll tell you real tip the trick. Oh hang up
What I'm the way I beat redon and drop the Morgan Freeman pointing to the sky. He's right
The way I beat him is he can't run away too far sometimes if you stay under him if I'm not mistaken
So like, I just stayed super tight next to him.
Like super tight.
Okay, what level were you when you beat Verdun?
I don't know, I kinda held in skips.
But I'll be honest with you, I think I,
if I'm not mistaken, I used a weapon that helped bleed.
I can't carry my bleed a lot throughout the whole day.
Well, they have some other weapon.
It's like magic.
Oh, so you're lemakie.
I'm going to jump into the oncoming traffic at this point, so Nikki, I'm getting ganked
to open.
How many deaths are you at?
I'm getting ganked.
I'm getting 300 deaths, how many are you at right now?
I'm a somebody deaths mad overdone.
What's the magic finals? The magic's not magic king. It's not. What's it supposed to do?
Listen bro.
As much as you've done that, it's not doing it.
The way you beat it is you've just got to be confident and you have to learn his dodges,
bro. Don't just start swinging around, bro. Actually, at this rate, bro, when you get to
You're never gonna beat him or beat her unless you really just like understand the movements, bro
So lock in. Okay, put your headset on
Stop talking and kill it. Okay. What's all I can add Leo to the call if you want some words away, sir
I
Don't want to talk to Leo bro run. Here's the thing, buddy
I'm down to fight for it on and learn for it on but if I'm severely underleveled I have to get stronger
longer. What level were you when you killed him?
I don't know my channel. What level was I?
I don't know.
Go to Ron's fucking YouTube video and see what Dudley was when he killed Rod.
I don't know what level I was.
Because if you're like level 65, you can take your advice and shove it up your ass.
You can shove your advice up your ass.
But if you were my level, sure.
What level are you?
Ron was 40. I already have cats trolling.
Yo, my chat has turned into, like, demon hellhounds from the depths of hell during this entire 30 hours.
Well, bro, just be ready for Milena. Don't worry though, if you need me, I'll be there the whole time, but it might take you...
Milena! I gotta get this guy under 50% health before I lose it!
No, Radon was the... Radon was the old... Radon and Milena, and there's one more, I forget what it is, the chat knows what it is, was the only fucking thing that made me lose my mind. Radon?
What was that? I don't know, 40 seconds.
I was level 4.
Ron was 40.
Ron was level 12.
Ron was level 8.
He was level 1.
I just checked.
I was level 47.
Save well, Lagi.
You were the exact same level as me.
My mod said yeah.
You were saying 47.
Yeah, 47.
Save well, Lagi.
You were level 4.
I'm going in there.
47.
Jixi, a word of advice?
53.
Oh 53 53 I was 53. Oh
You were way stronger than me
That's six levels if I was 53, I'd have like 32 vicar what?
No, not vicar vicar
Pardon yeah, give me out of here. No, I gotta get a higher level
No bro, word of advice? Just dodge more, okay?
Alright, I'm gonna go borrow a farm to kill this thing first.
Alright. Listen, Ron, Radon was a scary one.
Yeah, I mean, you're lucky, man.
Chad, what boss did I really fuck up on? It was Radon, Melania, and there's one more.
What was that one that took me forever that I low key the mickey because I got healed like twice
So what did you see I should just say it's all repeated for a hundred different
Malekith no it was I don't remember what it was one that was like really miserable though. It was so miserable
I wanted him he's gonna. Yo, he's gonna flip the shit. I'm not kidding. It gets well from the bosses
There's one boss before Malayna that was so fucking miserable I think it was Malakith I don't know if it was but no it wasn't it was
It was the one that like throws the black shit
And like jumps on the towers or whatever it's
Yeah
I did not cheat the gods getting duo either, bro.
I did not cheat, and I played the game.
I used sleeping potions.
That's not the mickey.
That's part of the game.
He's right.
The muggle, I'm like, swine, I guess.
It's gonna make me an every two thirds, though.
Yeah, you can see me with this.
See what you see out there, actually.
That child will learn all home.
Hey, hey.
I don't know who's it.
Alright, so we're five minutes away.
6.6 miles.
Five minutes.
What do we have on?
What do we have as boat?
I don't know, we don't have a boat.
I can't wait to see the issue, bro.
I'm trying to get a tick to knock out of him, bro.
I'm just like, yo, bro, what happened to KSI?
Ooh, it's a good idea.
Yo, Deji, why did your brother KSI decide that?
Oh my god, that's actually good.
I'm sure he hasn't been asked yet.
Definitely not, what?
Probably the first person to ask that.
Who was the Porsche experience I was here before?
Well, the racing, I know.
Well, the racists.
Um, your deep brother of KSI, how do you feel about him leaving Simon Group?
Which is, uh, good for you too.
Well, I was expecting your family in their daily lives.
And do you think he's strong?
What if me and KSI start a new group?
Pull and call it Side Grown Up.
Oh my god.
I don't know where I don't want to take my teeth, but I probably just don't eat each other.
How did you stop getting children?
I know!
Yeah, I don't know. I mean, shit, I could have a cab and use that one.
What was that sound you was like, dentist?
Uh, the last time I could be talking on my phone.
Thanks for the answer.
No, I don't know. I don't remember.
I haven't been to a doctor in like eight years.
Yeah.
I could have cancer or something.
I don't know a doctor like...
two, three years ago, maybe.
I'm gonna drink my blood.
I really, I really can't walk. I can't see a reflection.
I'm kind of fine.
Bitch, y'all want to go home?
Ooh, you want to show that, baby?
Chad, what do you think about this? Is this top five over a moment?
Can I see it?
No, I can't.
I don't want to go back.
It's a good larpic.
I'm gonna post this on my Pinterest or whatever.
Oh my god.
That'd be kind of hard.
That'd be pretty tough.
Pinterest is good.
That's where all my came from.
My balls.
I didn't get pissed so bad.
Is that where piss gets stored?
All of your nuts literally just blows them up with piss.
Oh, that's just so fucking hot.
I'm not kidding, Brad.
I want to get pissed on one time before I die.
I was on try, Brad.
We're almost there Chad. I don't know how, but the time went up. How did we not move the minute?
Oh my god, we're in the yellow, bro.
There we go.
Wow, that's so fucking cool.
Oh, that's cutting up for this guy behind me to catch up now and fire fucking rear end.
He's probably laughing.
Probably laughing.
Probably laughing.
Probably laughing.
Alright, here we go.
But what if we did ask to get there though and like you start hooking up with Diana, then I have to get a new camera out of the way.
You just say anything, bro.
You just say anything.
I mean, Chad Faxter, no.
It's like, what are we going to do?
Like, do I cock block and say, like, you know, stop?
Or do I just like, like, you're my cameraman?
Nothing's going to happen, bro.
I don't even know.
So why did you text me saying stop during those jokes?
I would never text you something like that.
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
I
Had two chicken jockeys there my last one
Do you do a fucking 24 hour stream you just spooning?
Actually, I just stand on the camera
I can literally if you need food after order food for you I could probably get you some waters
And you just stand there you just scoop up just one of these days we should get us just watch paint
Like just look at it until like fully I just did that
I had nothing comes off.
Dude, if you rob this fucking yard with scissors, nail clippers, you can watch paint drop.
You're a bastard.
Noticing that Lacey was in the hood and now Jason's in the hood.
Bro, I'm telling you, we're a cord ball on a budget. We're struggling, bro. Everything's coming out of our own pockets.
So it's like, you know...
Actually, we need seven million dollars.
Exactly.
So that's why we're actually working in Texas.
What, a friend of yours?
Whoa. Holy green. You see a little show on that? Check a little show on that? Check a
little show on that? That green is not. Is that the Porsche PTS color? That's
wrapped? It's like a community, a community, a community.
Oh, Jesus. Nope.
They're probably gonna have me blocked on Twitter. Same as Cowboy, Jesus. Cowboy.
I think I got to shoot him like this.
I can't believe it.
But like, honestly though, like, if you're married for like a long time, you're gonna get bored.
Not me, bro. I love my girl.
Yeah, you already got bored.
That's why I run just play video games all night, every single night.
Oh my god.
I love my girl, bro.
Hey, it's not cringe to love your girl, bro.
Yeah, it is.
If you have a good girlfriend, it's not cringe.
It's cringe.
You know what's cringe, bro?
You can't even admit that you have a girlfriend.
You can't, you don't even want to tell the world that you have Diana.
So why don't you just tell the world, bro?
Dude, I don't even go for a-
My dad's wife.
I text you and told you to stop making those jokes, bro.
Yo, I'm not kidding, bro.
Like, you just sit there and do nothing?
Like, do you do anything, bro?
You didn't say the word the whole time, bro.
It's like fucking so annoying.
It's like, I don't get it.
Like, why am I just like...
It's like so crazy, bro.
Oh, shit.
I don't.
I'm thinking about it's just Jinxie just scoobing
He's like this in there to scoop but he was like getting into like he was like hard school
I'm telling you what 24 hours to me you and Jinxie just scoobing. Oh my god, bro
We're in the middle of the night. You started that as fuck of my cheese
You did my shit's bad. Yeah, we do that, right? I think I'm cute. Oh, you look cute every day, bro
every single day bro, and that's a good email
what is the point?
the tripod rolling
or what?
raffle
just raffleing around
2.2 miles away chat
ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff
something else stuck in your head
butt gimme that
butt gimme that
butt gimme that
butt gimme that
Ooh, the old buggy.
I saw something along the way.
They're doing like a contest right now.
Two miles away, we're approaching the fucking data.
We've got nothing to complain about.
You need to record?
Record off.
Why did I get that extra in my day?
It's just tires pop or something like that.
Oh my god, that's sick.
Oh, it actually ruined my day.
I don't know, it's like...
They're like, why could I complain about this?
We don't even have a car that's complaining about a car.
Exactly.
There you go.
So then you gotta think like that, you know?
Steve's Alvin Matter Daddy coming!
Yeah, 13 minutes, everybody. It's off to 95.
Nah, I gotta 5 to 9.
That was a fucking banger.
I don't want to go back home.
Hey, Riz? Riz? No, that was Aura.
The broken Aura or the loser?
Ahem.
Oh, shit.
It says we're here.
What the fuck is it?
Do you make a new trend?
What's a trend?
Uh, every time we drop over a road,
and I just started to, don't forget it.
What? What? What? What?
Every time we drop over a railroad,
we have to open all of our doors.
Do you get it? Because it's like we're a bus.
Just as much as they open the doors.
Why does that do me?
They would just go viral.
I'm just trying to think if I could, like, really go viral.
I mean, I can get us to a park, so I don't know.
No walls.
They used to have walls.
They used to have no walls.
Triple dog near you.
I triple fucking dog near you.
Okay, that's actually great because I know I'm not going to do it and like just triple
dog near me in front of my live stream so now it's like nah I don't make a pussy.
So it's like I don't get it.
It's like we can pull over and go about this.
Triple dog bro if you can't commit to the triple dog then I don't know.
You can get me on my triple dog.
No, don't.
You gotta get me over here.
Holy shit bro.
It's up to these oil tankers.
She just ram one of us.
It would actually succeed, you would go flying.
Only peak.
I don't want to go back home.
Woo-hoo-hoo!
Jiggle-a-la-la-la!
Choo-choo-choo-choo-king!
Oh my god!
Oh shit!
Oh shit, oh shit!
Oh shit!
Can you try to pop it?
You can.
You getting that about too?
Yeah, we're here.
Good scratch.
What the fuck is he?
What the fuck is he doing?
What the fuck is he doing?
Why the hell is he in my dry hose here?
That's Semmy.
Semmy, who's Semmy?
Well, that's Arkies brother.
Oh, why is Arkies brother doing here?
Well, he's also this cameraman.
Let me just go see how.
La, la, la, la, la, la!
You mind if I just do this or here top?
Hey, what do we say about we see my name is see you're Jason.
Oh shit.
Hey, hey, hey, Jason, stable Ronaldo got your guy, please, as I say, stable, stable or no
It's under my real name or my my game my gamer tag your real name Ronnie Nets
Thank you, just Johnson. Yeah, where do I go go straight back? All right. Thank you
Okay
but there they go the shabber you didn't like your fucking days make my whole
gun run guys please guys I thought you were wait also I thought you were Jason
I can't remember stay with me what the fuck is that what is this ugly ass fucking
What is that?
Oh, it's the X6M competition, it's a BMW extra.
Hello there.
What is that?
What is that?
What is that?
The reluge.
What is that?
What is that?
What is that?
What is that?
That's a nice color.
That's a golden-ass color.
Holy fuck, that looks good.
I see that.
I'm not gonna lie, that's a nice color.
I'm not gonna lie.
Wait, it's a chroma flare.
No, that is crazy color.
I'm dick riding.
Hey, mark right there.
I mean, look, I can't stand between that, no?
Why am I jacked that color, look, here?
Oh, it's griff.
That's not griff.
Just kidding.
Is this griff?
I'm just kidding, the best driver in the world.
My question is giving up space to get out.
Uh, don't have a lot at all. Not really.
Oh my god, bro. Alright, fuck it.
Right out of here.
Oh, it's Alex Wasabi.
It's a nice color.
What kind of car is that?
The Lotus.
I can't find spots to park.
I've never even fucking heard of a car.
There's no spots.
What about your park right here?
Right there.
Where?
Where the OSES man is
The only ones who couldn't park back here because there's shit's trash like you heard
Yo, look at the sign bro. You know the rules. Oh my god, bro
Dude, what's a rose back? You know these we can't go in right because we're smoking fucking hot
So if I'm gonna laugh at your jokes you can laugh at mine. We can't go in!
I do like that color a lot.
Wait, what?
What's happening?
I think you had 100 icons.
Oh, I did.
Wait, what? What is happening?
I think you had a hundred icons.
Oh, I didn't.
Al-Alicio Man with a hundred gifs did, bro.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
For the hundred fucking gifs.
Can we get some thank yous in the chat? Maybe give him fucking strokes?
That's love, bro. Oh, god, this color is nice.
I must steal this. Hold on, I'll keep.
pretty fucking crazy looking holy shit looks tough yeah that's my color now
I'm about to put that on the force thank you for the inspo bro thank you for
the hundred fucking gifted man can everyone actually get the throat for
we got 200 gifted today what's next a thousand
should we go check out the shitmobile
thank you deadass for the hundred gifted man seriously
You all are too kind, bruh. Too kind.
De-rest, man. I won't say thanks.
That's so nice. So positive.
This is why the stable community is the go-to.
There are some horse emojis with the fucking stable emoji, y'all.
That's fucking great.
Look at this little shit, man.
Like, Alicia, bro, you didn't need to do that, though. No troll.
Like, what the fuck is this?
Like...
This is... Like, what does the back say?
It's a BMW, bro.
What car is it?
X-Drive BMW X6M Competition.
I probably didn't realize that.
Tic-Tac car head, I guess.
By the way, the person who just parked behind me is Sonny's boyfriend.
Okay.
Are you jealous?
Oh, you used to have a thing with her.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, take a walk.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
It's Saunters.
Who's that?
He's a god.
Like what?
Everything.
For real?
Yeah, what does he do?
He's like, just a god.
Oh, I hear you, I'm serious.
What does that mean to the guy?
He just is.
Holy shit.
Can I show this?
I don't know what to say.
Has he showed?
Chad, has he showed the marching road?
Don't get pretty fired on that guy.
How much did the gate raise?
Is it good?
It's yellow, it's alright.
It's better than we need to go to camera.
It's okay for now.
We need to go to camera?
No, it's okay for now.
Is it okay?
We need to go to camera?
It's okay for now.
Hey, hey, hey.
I'm the food inspector.
I'm close to taking all the food.
I'm the food inspector. I'm close to testing all the food.
Yeah.
What do we have here?
I'm going to take you to the food inspector.
I'm going to take you to the food inspector.
Hey!
Hey!
Why are you already stooping out of the catering, man?
I'm just checking it out. Just making sure everything's good.
Thank you, little man.
Hey, why don't you have a rep pass if you want to?
Because I'm ready.
I'm ready.
Go, little man.
How do you feel, little man?
I'm ready.
Hello, little man.
This is crazy, bro.
What's up, bro?
Can I help you?
I'm working.
Where's your stream on this?
How's it on this?
Is it actually on this?
Yeah, it's actually on this.
Where's your back?
uhhhh
is it actually on this?
yeah it's actually on this
where's your backpack?
i'll take them off
you want to see your boots?
yeah bro, i'll come back later
you don't need to announce that
you're coming back to the caterers
they're not gonna move bro
they're not moving anywhere
who is this?
random kid
This is nice
Oh my god, I have got some real shit
Oh my god
Listen, did you study any of the playboats at all?
Yeah.
Do you understand, boss?
What do you think about it?
What are the charge?
What the fuck do you mean?
Tall Apple.
And then, oh, when they were dancing the ball,
you just pulled a cross-bord.
Yeah, they were dancing the ball.
What about this?
Each round?
No, you got your no calls.
I should have said tally, like, tally each round.
Like, make sure you get pretty good right now.
But you say who won each round.
That's pretty simple.
All right, you don't got to get technical with it.
I'll do the veggie, veggie word, all right?
Bro, can you guys carry on?
Yeah.
Good to you, man.
It's nice, bro. It's actually really nice.
Do we expect a full crowd there?
I mean, it's more like friends and family.
Drop the address, no?
I mean, probably not a good idea.
We have something to show that, though.
Like, right when we got here, the series set it out long.
Yeah, we got security there, so yeah.
This is nice, bro. Why is there a bulletproof vest here?
Oh, just in case.
You know, who is this guy?
All right, I'm gonna go walk around and say hi to everyone, yeah?
What time are you starting?
Every, very, very soon, man.
Like, I don't know.
Wow.
Hi, bro.
I'm gonna walk around, yeah?
Hi, matter.
Bro, don't be nervous when we see your girlfriend.
Dude, don't do that, bro.
You're fucking weird, huh?
Don't be nervous, huh?
Don't be weird, bro.
How's it going?
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
That is crazy! How are you?
Yeah, whoever doesn't remember,
she was at...
Wow, time flies!
So, man, good luck today.
Thank you. Appreciate it.
I want to see something fucked up today.
Why are you still warm?
You want me next?
What?
Like you want to go next.
You're like, trickle my weight, sell it by size.
It could be an interesting fight.
You said you were going to see something interesting.
Yeah.
What?
I'm just last.
That's all you know to say, Mom?
Whatever you wear.
Your shorts are way too tight.
What's wrong with my shorts?
Look at your shorts.
They're way too tight.
In the Lenciaga though.
Yeah, they're really tight.
It's like
Listen bro, I'm judging today. I want to see someone
Losing
I see
It's so funny, that's so long ago, yeah, crush them.
Dude, dude, dude, like, you can't just see me.
Dude, I like her.
You can't just see me.
I remember that.
Every single girl just started making up stories, bro.
Ladies and gentlemen, hold it, hold it.
Hold up, hold up, hold up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's it.
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
He thinks Jason is going to win today.
He doesn't. He's not much.
I think he's going to win.
I don't want to fucking chance you.
I love your stream with JC.
Oh yeah? The minor marathon?
Yeah, I love the minor.
Wait, I am a minor. I'm 16.
I gotta stop saying mine American bro. It's like really bad
Got streaming here now
We're on a budget nowadays. Yeah, I resold everything, sold my cars, sold everything.
21 cars.
I gotta go.
I got a question. I ain't gonna go on a date with me.
I still don't know what to do.
I'm fine with that.
That's my look, boy.
Yo.
I don't know, man.
Yo, bro.
oh I'm judging
wait he's wrapping your hands
I have like
my bad bro
what am I doing?
my bad bro
You said bro, I want to see
I want to see your fucking dog
I'm not gonna go, you set the standard for the night, you know that, right?
Yeah, I set the tone
Oh, you knocking out the whole world with screen toast
You know what, Bruce is in my chat right now
Oh, oh my god
No, I'm not gonna be busy at this
Bruce, get us to say you said you could join D.E.O. if you beat his ass
You're bohaw, you're bohaw
You get a chain and everything, bohaw chain and everything
You get a chain? Oh!
Yeah
It kosher
Okay, okay, okay
You're spinning to your hand
What is this?
What the fuck is that?
Is that a Jewish banana?
So, it used to look like this
and I'm trying to pee it.
There's something like that.
What the hell?
You got hand sanitizers on?
Why are your hands already wet?
You got hand sanitizers on?
Yeah, I knew it.
I
Listen, bro. Oh my god, I should eat that. That's why I knew you're here. I eat one gosh, sure
I didn't know she had a blue playing here.
Hey, I can't walk out with you over there.
Listen, you know, come on.
You're okay.
You know the same thing I always did.
I want to see my life.
I want to see someone get knocked out.
If nobody gets knocked out tonight, it's a failure of an event.
I want to see someone die.
Okay, oh I saw a clip of you hitting her without headgear you almost after out
Good
You want to see the tickle monster?
Do not bro!
Do not!
Do not!
If you asked the miner, she could be in your miner marathon.
I don't want to get knocked out there, I need to sit here and talk.
Why, hey, that's gonna be...
That's what I was gonna do.
It's too joyful. It's not happy.
It's a fucking birthday boy!
I'm sorry.
I haven't seen you in like three weeks.
I'm sorry. I didn't tell you that.
How was your birthday?
It was good, right? It was good.
I missed you, bro.
I missed you, too, bro.
Yo, the flock's wondering where the fuck you are.
When are you gonna come back?
I'm right here.
Did you see me typing your offline chat this morning on your TV?
No. What's up?
Well, I knew I was on your TV, so I started typing.
See, I was like, are you awake?
Damn, normally, I probably would have,
because it would have popped up pink, but not in here.
I heard your substitution does.
Yeah.
Wait, you're in Judge Studio?
Yeah.
So you need to do the judging?
Yes, but I think the edgy also might need a substitution.
You guys are, you know it.
I saw him post something, and he's in there.
He's here, but he's like, on FaceTime,
like, frontman's go in the hotel.
maybe a little bit but uh how do you want to score the first
fight
Toes vs. Sacrum
He's fighting Sacrum, he's gonna start doing it
get beat up there Tom
I don't know
I'm gonna beat up last time
I thought you fought Toaster
Who knows
Now it'll be fun
You see the production?
Yeah, it's actually kind of nice
different right different such in serious
brother in there well why is there a
slip just in there and no logo I get one
subject yes you can you want to serve
well what is that that's right no it's
liquid water with sugar it's no
brand no she kind of tastes like a
tooth of that I don't know there's
Something at the bottom of yours.
That's all we got here.
You have to look.
Ooh, that's sour.
Haha, yeah.
It's a barrier.
It's a little bit.
It's a barrier.
No, I'm not.
I didn't actually do it.
You were doing a 45 when I entered 20.
I'm not doing a math.
I don't think that's true.
But I didn't actually turn 20.
I pushed it.
So, October chlorine for our C.I.
The second in is the hotness factor.
What are these there?
They're some of those.
They're actually the catering.
Yeah, this guy's always on.
I'll take that.
Chicken.
It's like a chicken in this?
No, it's not.
You got pizzas on?
I'm actually like excited. I look you want to be death. Oh my god. I want to know how do you fight like
Yeah! Kill him!
Woo! That's good, I'm packing tech.
Wait, he's supposed to put the production headset on.
Get some rubs in.
How do I get to the next step?
Yeah.
Do we need some audio tech?
Yeah.
Oh, wow, it's getting mad at daddy right now.
We're right that one down.
Yep, I can hear you code over now.
We try one two three. Can you hear me? Yes
I was actually really good toast with that
It's definitely like a bun you need to click
This is like
If you really coffee pleasure you hold it. Oh wow
It's like it's like push to me push me
Hello, hello, can you hear me?
It's coming through the actual room, like you're gaming, let's start calling.
It seems like Toast is actually doing absolutely nothing right now, besides running around.
Don't know what exactly he's doing either.
They look like they're talking to two idiots in the ring right now.
I gotta reach out to my right over here.
Any comments you wanna give to the people?
Hello, hello.
You tired of me?
Yep.
Yeah, over.
I'm not.
Yeah, me neither.
It's more of like a role-play situation here.
This is where we're at.
the best I know
oh crap
let's get stuff right there
oh shit
yeah
go back to me
stop what you said
there you go
how about him
ah fuck
that's a hard one
yeah
what?
you're moving
you just switched teams
you know
you were axe you started with it
I was oh
no you were axe
I was there
you just switched teams
you know
you were axe
You just started with that.
This is how I'm ready to fucking play.
Put the game going.
Oh god.
It's good man.
Hello, Matty.
How are you?
Damn, y'all look good bro.
The headsets supposed to work there.
I forgot to mention, Jay Sinto is now pulling this up.
But, you know, when he pulls up and you put some out on him, that's supposed to be that cool.
I was just like a option.
No, I mean, you were, yeah.
You're like a school.
You know, people like to celebrate shots at your mom.
You're like to celebrate you guys.
What's this, bro?
It's a little like shit.
That's cool.
I was like excited.
I was actually kind of excited.
It's so good.
It's so good.
It's cool.
I don't want to...
It's so good.
I was watching you guys stream on the way here, while I was in the car.
You left him in the hot-ass car.
Oh, jeez.
Oh, you're gonna die.
That's all right.
Fuck it.
Happens, bro.
I don't know if one of us went to the end of the...
Hey, you saw the Cousin's shit?
Let's talk about it.
That was insane.
I actually watched that whole shit then.
But you see that long?
What?
What? What are you talking about?
It's not about the dude with some girlfriend. She did all that.
Yeah. Not on face. Yeah.
Bro, you see a screen child with a nose tab blowing my life.
That's just crazy, bro. It's fucking crazy.
Definitely.
And the second I see him, he asks, bro, not on face.
Bro, you had a girl, bro, and you saw her nose and said, not on face.
Her cat's dying. She's on the side. Somebody's dying.
He's a better man than me.
He displayed amazing level of proportion.
Yeah, a lot.
I would have taken my car and paid for grandma or something
like that.
You would not have to do grandma?
Yeah, for sure.
Fuck your grandma.
She's a scammer.
I just thought about it for a second.
Is it grandma?
Yeah, his grandma stole $200 off me.
What are you fucking for, really?
For you, look.
Yeah, man.
Whatever.
How can you do that?
I sent him $200 and I was like, oh, I don't actually
don't need that.
Can you give that back?
He's like, oh, I'm gonna ask your grandma.
Fuck your grandma, bro.
I know
Plus 200
Well, I just think it's more funny like if I ever just want to do whatever I could just you know
That's how
A lot easier
What
All right, I'm gonna walk around, bro.
I'm not a fucking judge anymore.
So, I don't think I am.
I don't think I am.
I'm not a judge anymore.
He told me Jay Zicko's gonna be here.
Jay Zicko?
One, two, one, two, retard. Can you hear me?
What's up?
Oh, okay.
Okay, so if I was, if I was like, yo, you have a Mad Daddy?
That's it.
Yeah.
And they won't go on there.
Do you have one though?
I don't even know what Mad Daddy is on there.
Nothing much to have out here.
Yo!
Yeah.
Geckwock.
I think it's, yeah, it's pretty good.
Wait, I can really hit the...
It's actually loud.
It sounds like...
It sounds like...
It sounds like...
It sounds like...
It sounds like...
It sounds like your headset.
How the fuck am I supposed to do this?
Okay, give me a second.
That's the way it works.
Hello, y'all.
Sable.
Wait, this is actually like, you'll be your best in life.
You'll be your best judge.
You'll be your judge, I think.
You'll be your judging NMS Boxing 5.
This is what it looks like, actually.
It actually looks good.
Oh, I gotta do the evil one.
Oh, I gotta do the evil
Go, Rogan
Is that what it is or what is it it's like
Okay, so you have to like screen and like grab
pretty good all right it's one ground yeah
why is there every person in the world here
it's not bro good how are you bro this is good
it's not amazing what are you using oh no
oh they died
I don't know anyone, they got me into judging or commentating.
Hi, hi, dude.
Hi, Jack.
I think it's my 20th.
No, you're...
Oh, you?
I don't know.
I don't know, I guess I just got...
Who's that?
What?
Yes, yeah!
What's going on, man?
Just don't lie, just don't keep on lying.
Diana in the locker room, she's like, fuck that bitch clean.
Just swear, Diana in the locker room.
Let's see it, let's see it.
Just keep lying.
He's funny, let's see it.
Bro, bro, bro.
I'm not gonna lie.
what they said what is this Russell Russell was like oh my god like the size
doesn't even make this fair like it's probably gonna be a lesson around
I'm gonna fake fuck yeah all right I let it's going on
I was like, I can't have shit right now.
I don't even know what I'm doing.
How do you got food?
What's up, buddy, food?
Trash.
Trash.
Trash.
Trash.
Trash.
Trash.
Trash.
Trash.
Trash.
Trash.
Trash.
Trash.
Trash.
Trash.
Trash.
Trash.
Trash.
Trash.
Trash.
Trash.
green it's not for me bro
it's really nice
there's gonna be more insta
there's some real shit in here
oh there's some real shit in here
I'm gonna turn this again, turn this again
what is this?
this dude
he's getting serious in here
what is this?
oh yeah
what is this?
is this a host of me like sweating on you?
no
Why are they going to David?
Yeah.
That was fun, bro.
What's that from?
I mean, I worked too.
He was just telling me what he was just saying?
I mean I would
Yeah, he's toast any any any black whatever
No, you look you did say that
He said I was already burnt.
Oh, we did say that. That's how it was.
That's what he said.
We were just testing. He made that shit up on us.
Bruce typed in my chat.
He said, where my shooter took that.
I thought I'm right here.
I'm right here to bet.
I got you.
Maybe just go get in the ring.
You're right. I'm going to make this about bad.
Go find yourself a fight.
Is anyone, is anyone fucking?
Check my head?
Uh, we could just start sworing.
Are you in the back room?
You gonna shot him off?
Yeah.
Make sure the head movement.
You know what I'm saying?
Make sure the head movement.
I'm not gonna lie, the girls gonna get her ass and you won't see other girls I need a Sabrina.
Yeah, she's going to fucking hell. She's dying today.
I'm not gonna lie, where are we? This is a story, yeah?
I'm good.
Where are we, man?
There we go.
Whistling.
Ron watched one creepy movie.
Go fuck yourself.
I
Watched one crazy movie. Go fuck yourself
No, yeah
People are telling me that I have ten boys shorts. I'm not doing this shit
training room no streaming
Me ho
Everything thinking there was a sign
Let's go back. Oh get a call. Yo, Jamesy
What's up, bro?
What's your thing? You did the bird farm exploit?
Yeah, that's allowed. That's not the Mickey. Everyone knows that's allowed.
That was at the end of the game, though. Not before we're done.
Sus.
Yeah, you know what's sus? How you lied to your community for two years that you beat the game
but you had your cousin play and you played over recorded footage. Go fuck yourself.
That's sus, bro.
Bird Farm is not La Mickey. Oh, God, it's not.
I just heard Agent Jeff say cool box.
Yeah, I go up to him. Maybe pop an interview.
Me and Bob, or whatever his name is, dude.
I hear the guy in the back, ask him, huh?
At least he's not going around.
I see.
You guys are not mad at all.
I shouldn't.
What?
I see.
Did he fall? No, I didn't.
Oh my god, it's starting.
Wait, is it starting?
I don't know what he's doing, but I'm gonna come on.
Wait, I'm okay.
I've seen you guys in Sanchez.
Before you had to come here and run away.
What are you looking at?
What are you looking at?
You're just a guard.
Yo bro, you a guard?
I'm beginning to be like a rat.
I'm beginning to be like a rat.
I'm beginning to be like a rat.
I'm beginning to be like a rat.
You've been running around.
Who is this?
Are you stupid?
You don't know me anymore.
Are you allowed to get in there?
Shit, this is a big shit.
shit this is a big shit
hey yo, how you doing?
you ready?
yeah
oh shit
yeah
look at him
oh no
look at him, he's got the red circle
woo
I got a question
why don't you go on the day with me yet?
hmm
I don't play football
I am the clear! Somebody tell my shit!
Good luck to the Jewish community!
You're a bad man.
You're a bad man.
You're a bad man.
You're a bad man.
Who is this?
Random kid.
Go back to your commentating.
I'm not commentating, man.
You're a talker.
Come on, let's get something.
Look at him.
Let me see a one, two hook something, bro.
Watch his feet. The most important thing is feet.
He's squared. He's squared.
He's squared.
He don't even know! He just, he don't need to talk to him!
Come on, he wants.
Man, you're gonna have no lunch?
Toast, hands up, hands up!
Look, he's a mob!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! Look, what's up in the face?
Don't leave him! Don't leave him for him!
Leave him in the dead!
One, two!
Move on, bro!
Don't leave him!
Don't leave him!
I
Watch the feet watch the feet
But he's just gonna fall, he's gonna lose balance and fall.
I'm pretty sure he's gonna be a different person.
That's fresh cheating, Ted.
Hold on, there you go.
Chad, who's better, second or third?
Great, sir.
Hey, hey, hey, you gotta keep the fist up!
Toast, you're too low, keep them up!
Guard yourself, keep them in cold!
There you go.
Hey, shoot your bounce, don't let that foot on the ground.
Yeah, there you go.
Get the ball through, get the ball through.
All right, get that foot on the ground, though.
You know what I'm saying?
Keep lifting it.
I like your money, it's all good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Turn it out, please.
Turn it out, please.
It's the goal up to the line.
Turn it out.
Turn it out.
Turn it out.
Turn it out.
Turn it out.
Turn it out.
Turn it out.
Turn it out.
Are they spitting in circles?
What is this, warm up?
Tell us, tell us you're falling.
You're falling.
You're falling here like a bird?
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Come on, dude!
Hey, hey, keep that shit!
Don't, don't, hey, hey, don't!
Don't, don't pull back!
Don't pull back!
Oh!
I'm serious though, he's here, he's here, I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive, he just walked in.
Come on, he's a jester, he's a jester, he's a jester, he's a jester.
Oh my God!
You got me down here?
It's wrong!
What are you doing here?
I'm just going to sit here.
I'm just going to sit here.
He's kind of cute, huh?
He's kind of cute.
Watch your mouth.
I'm just going to sit here.
Thank you!
He's going to sit here.
He's going to sit here.
He's going to sit down now.
I'll see you when you want to go again.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm gonna see all my spurs no more.
See you, boy.
Ah!
Nice!
Motherfucker!
Is he not gonna be there?
Skin my face.
Come on brother, take it right there.
No brother, fuck this shit.
Don't let him talk to me.
I'm not used to that in the UK, I just free.
What? I can't get my fucking ball off.
I'm not taking his hat, bro.
He's skinned my face. I'm not going to start beating him
because he's skinned my face.
Come on, bro, Tom! Are you tired already?
Yo, yo, reset your breathing.
Aim through the nose.
Come on.
Let's fuck.
Get out of your bed.
Make it feel like a chapter.
Get the hell out of here.
Oh, yeah.
We're not right.
Get out of here.
Get out of here.
Get out of here.
There you go.
There you go, there you go, there you go, just like that.
No, this is bad.
No. It's bad.
Come on.
Come on.
That's his opponent.
Oh my god, he's just warm-warm and latching.
Oh my god.
Look.
You
Don't it bro, what the fuck
Fuck this bitch, bitch.
That's fucking, fuck this bitch.
Okay.
That's fucking, that's fucking,
I don't fuck you, bitch, I'm playing house and shit.
I don't fuck a house.
I know, I know, I know.
Hey, I heard you're talking about you
in the carnival, hey, no, that's me.
That's me, bro, that's me.
Hey, you're just a fucking fucking pain.
Yeah, shit.
Yeah, it's a wrap.
Stop it.
Oh, yeah, it's okay.
Why you have a suitcase?
Yeah, I'm going for the fight.
I'm hiding out right after.
You know what I'm saying?
Busy man.
Oh, shit.
You know what I mean?
Have a GTA there?
I got no these ones.
Oh my god, one's up to my car.
Oh my god.
Are you still here?
Oh no.
He gone.
What the heck?
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no, he left.
Get me out.
Every time some shit happens, it's like, like, like, like, like, weird shit.
Oh, yo.
That cousin shit, though.
Shit crazy, huh?
Hey, we all we all got one
You're going on what
Side of go down
Wait, we all got one what
I need to go down. Oh God. I need front row seats. I need front row seats.
You trained me well. I got this.
I want to see you.
I want to see you.
You've been training him. He's gonna give me a lot of tips.
Likewise. Likewise.
Okay.
Listen, you know how to fight there.
Kill him.
Kill him.
Is that the bite of the finger?
Some more fat.
Alright, he signed the liability sign. I think I'm clear. I'm good to go.
Here, he's here.
He's here.
Yo, how are you...
How are you out of fucking...
Oh, hell no.
Oh my god.
Why did you get fucking...
Oh man.
Oh my god, he's gonna get us going.
I can't even hurt him.
It's too hot.
So like, you don't have to even show your back.
How are you doing bro?
Really good. Do you think you're going Wednesday?
No.
You really think that though?
That probably?
Yeah, yeah, you're good bro.
You really think you're going Wednesday.
All of you hurt.
You don't think?
I got to see how you perform bro.
I got to see how you perform.
Listen bro.
I'll look.
You see that, right?
That says, come on, baby.
Why you playin', why you playin', why you playin' like that, bro?
Yeah, you see Diana?
No, I haven't seen Diana, bro.
Wait, go.
Where's Lacey?
He's still there.
Ah, he's gone.
He's not coming.
Wait, you guys still through?
You're not judging me anymore?
Will you be in my corner?
I'm not going to be in your corner.
He's not going to be in my corner anymore.
What? You're going to be in my corner.
You've got to listen to me.
Will you be in my corner?
No.
I mean, come on.
I can just tell how you're moving.
Will you be in my corner?
I'm not going to be in your corner.
I'm not going to be in your corner.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
I don't want you to walk out, bro.
Come on, here.
I tell you, you're not fucking around here.
Yo, yo.
Rage!
He goes.
No, don't say I was Rage.
I was Rage.
It's YBG.
No, it wasn't.
I was Rage.
Hey, where is X?
Hell woman shorts. I hate this chat.
What are you guys good for anymore?
Come on, you see it, right?
You see it?
You see it?
Come on.
That's it?
Yeah, make it the next one.
That was funny.
Yo, bro.
Oh my God, John's super nice.
Love y'all.
Love man, just do it.
So how should we do it?
How should we do it?
So you gonna sit next to each other?
Of course. I'm fucking loving it.
I don't like to just chat troll like that.
You told me. We all got one.
It's bad clips. One is bad clips.
I haven't had enough bad clips lately.
I'm just a good PR out here.
Any homeless nigga I can do that too out here?
Hopefully not.
There's a lot of people camping out here.
What do you mean by that?
All the tempered out here for a wreck.
I think it's Tencent shit.
Shit's pecked.
Yeah.
Shit's pecked.
He didn't pick it up.
You make chance out?
That's his brother.
Oh, yeah, you made a decision?
Yeah.
Oh, should we get a clip?
Oh, oh, oh, dude, what happened?
I'm going to try.
Oh, man, I don't.
That's not the number.
That's what you're spying on, Ron.
That's what you're spying on.
I'm going to give her some.
I got to meet the dude first.
You didn't know me.
I never met him before.
Oh, you guys are here.
I would be
Are you living bro?
I'm scoring here
What the fuck?
I do know what you mean, yeah.
Yo, are we gonna start y'all?
Like I'm trying to watch some of them.
Hey, it's with me.
I don't want to say anything but it's beside me.
Oh, shit!
Oh my god, you're so old.
Wait, what's your opinion on that?
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Well, I saw it. I saw it.
You know
Like in my personal belief, I think it's a good mindset to have but I don't know
whatever whatever you're not
Honestly bro it's like
Yo what the fuck bruh?
How are you saying that about JJ huh?
You wanna go again?
No no wait
No just wait
Oh
No I know what you're saying
You shouldn't have said it
You just made him look bad
Even if it wasn't that
If anyone could leave bro
If you mail up, I worry about my debt.
It might go.
OK.
Hey!
That way.
That way.
Nice.
You want to start a new group?
Hope you cool it.
Fuck him up.
Mixing the woods.
Ha ha ha ha.
Where is he going?
I don't know.
I didn't have a cut scene.
Nets and Daniel
see that power
not like this
look look look
look look
look look
look look
look look
look look look
look look look look
oh yeah it was off balance
I'm learning that right now
it's like
it's like
well that's obviously gonna happen
What?
Why did you just look at me?
Look at that.
Bring it here.
Here's how it works.
I'm fine.
I know it now.
All right.
Come on, let me talk to you, then.
Oh, so do it here.
All right.
Let's go play.
Cheers.
What are you doing in my boxy coaches?
I'm getting it right.
Really?
I'm a big fan of yours.
Are you actually training?
Yeah, I'm top all like you.
I'm part of the next team.
Are you a sophomore?
Yeah, I'm a sophomore.
How do you train?
He trains Jason.
I'm good.
He's good every day, bro.
He tells us.
He was like, hey, I need to be on the gym.
He was like, hey, I need to be on the gym.
9.30, let me show you.
What is it that cools that's happening?
They think it's me punching you in the face.
No, hey, don't say that on my face.
I don't want to put it on my face.
He's chasing us.
No, he ain't.
You don't know the rules.
That air is in there.
Me and him.
That's what you're talking about.
I'm the baby.
Nice to meet you, brother.
Hey, I fight with you.
You can't do it.
I fight with you.
You do.
Come on.
I just want you to pay.
watch all the time
watch all the time
what's my cast name?
Mike
Mark Sahore bro
Hey, what?
I don't know.
What's up, bro?
Pleasure to meet you.
Are you back today?
No.
Why do you have to start boxing, don't you?
Because I'm coaching.
Oh, you're coaching?
Russell.
He's done a lot of training.
He hasn't shown up there since the practice.
Yeah, he's sweating in the practice room right now.
Yeah, we're trying to get his work rate up.
Why?
Because it hasn't happened all nine months in a training class.
So, I thought we'd get all nine months to work in, but I just want to find out.
Yeah, that's not a good idea. He's literally soaked in sweat, I'm pretty sure.
Well, you know, it's just intimidation.
You think he's gonna win?
Absolutely, he is. You know, if he's wet enough, then I'm just like, well...
What is with everyone life? It's just being a little freaky, man.
Like, I'm getting a little...
Oh my god, Ross!
Yes, right.
Your own coach basically said you're fucked.
My coach said that.
Yeah, more information.
What he said was his heart rate hasn't been raised in nine months, so he's probably not
able to do that.
Oh, my heart rate's always raised.
I'm sitting down with my heart rate.
I'm ready. I'm already ready. It's like I'm constantly ready. Yeah, so what's gonna happen like how many rounds
You know
I mean, you know, I'm not for like
I'm gonna straight I've done six rounds
Let me see a punch
My, my reach is so-
I'm talking to David, David Goldstein, Lucas Goldstein.
Oh, is that it?
Yeah.
That's all we need to get here.
Yeah.
She's not going to be here.
Yeah.
I want to see him alive.
I want to see him alive.
Oh, there's an after-party.
I mean, she's got to get confident.
She's got to get confident.
I just-
She's confident but I'm going to take five or-
I'm going to stay humble.
I'm going to stay humble.
I'm going to get out of there.
I'm going to get out there.
And I'm going to get strong.
And I'm going to get out of there.
She's gonna look at you know what you're saying?
Once you hit her, dad just go from the foot and she'll...
No, no, no, they say...
Hit for the body, make her...
You know what I'm saying? Make her fall.
Like liver shots, you know what I'm saying? Get dirty.
You know what I'm saying? Just...
Hey, need another coach? Coach, you know?
I'm not your guy.
I
Work on it right now, you should find something find a quick spot, bro
Almost time boys, but Jason's on desktop
Oh shit, where should I have lanes?
Outlaw, do you have the commentator desk?
I don't know how it is.
What do you guys say in a motor?
But it's charged.
Did someone say, did someone say stun?
Do you have a new email?
No, it's the anger turner.
So long of a replacement?
You didn't want to join?
No, they're happy.
You didn't want to join at all?
We invited you.
You left in your chat.
You don't want to do that?
There's a big scary monster behind you.
Oh!
I thought my brother was going to see me.
Oh, he's a big black man.
I thought he was going to see me.
I thought he was going to see me.
I thought he was going to see me.
I'm a black man.
I think he was having a big, I think more racist.
What's your say?
Come on. Daniel.
Our world.
We're back.
Which one?
I'll take it from John.
Oh, he's good.
That's pretty good.
She think goes here damn. All right, bro, whatever. I'll just
What the fuck is it me Michael Jackson?
Not bad
Hey, listen, I'm not alive. I saw Jeff
He looks like a human asset.
So, I don't know why this is allowed.
I'm not your friend.
So, best of luck.
Hey, what's up?
What's up?
2008.
Hey, what's happening?
There's a stream up there.
That's right here.
Don't move the stream.
I'm just ready bro. It's not a start. I'm a little nervous bro.
First we sit right here, right?
Yo, right here
Ron please don't let nobody take this. He's not letting me take it. Please?
Thank you.
Let's go find people.
There you are, Luke.
I like it.
I'm not kidding.
I'm actually not kidding. I'm not kidding.
Toes get sucked out of running in there.
I'm making this show about me.
Say s**o.
I'm taking a chair with me, man. I'm taking a chair with me.
Jay!
Jay!
Hey, same class.
Hey, Jay!
Hey, cool.
Yeah, I'm just watching some humble series, silly.
I'm tired, I'm tired, yeah, that's how I'm going about it, we got to start so you know,
I'm not at all, but I got a part of that, so I need you to help me out.
I got the first fighter, the Toast, I need at least two points out of it, you help me.
Why did you have a mask underneath your mask?
What the heck is that?
Dog has crocs on him.
Is he done?
Yeah, because the pavement is too long for the people.
He just forgets how to act.
I'm not a cop!
What the fuck is that?
The act like I was a cop.
I'm really sure it's a pun sign.
I don't want to, I don't want to...
What?
What are you doing today?
I'm doing good, bro. You're really weird.
Am I good?
Yeah, but I need you to walk in. I need someone to hug my Jason.
I'mma leave the next patient.
What the hell is this?
He's actually a lost hope.
This looks better.
When I say lost hope, like, was there even hope to be done with?
Like, he's actually getting all the sudden...
Why don't you turn? What are you walking out of it?
Myself.
What I got God welcome. Are you gonna be seeing the thing? No, I'm gonna sit in the chair. Yeah, you're just gonna chair
Random kid
That's actually sit up on whatever row. Hey, that's all things you need. Oh, just a matter of it
Are we through here?
Stay with me.
It's crunch time!
Ladies and gentlemen, for the first fight,
one retard versus another.
You got it. You got it.
What?
He was invited, don't ask to go.
He wasn't invited.
Don't ask to go.
That's true.
Where are you going to be at?
I
No dude, we're working right now. I don't need to see fucking instant. Yeah, I think the other two
Toast doesn't toast was throwing much like this so I don't know it's a lost cause
Oh my god
Oh
I got drinking conscience
One more on my actually end of bed
One of the fights brothers someone it's so much of the girls that means they fuck you I picked him up
I slammed him so he didn't even touch me. No, I swear. He didn't touch me. I landed wrong
What the fuck is that?
He's got a heck of a...
Raise your hands, hey?
Go one more, go one more.
Come here, come here.
I don't even care.
Everybody's here.
Yeah, clear.
Clear.
I'm gonna go in.
Yeah.
Please, should we make a move?
No, sir.
It might not.
This is not a good one.
Whoa.
It's gonna lead.
It's gonna go broke.
No, thanks.
Yeah, like what? Not everything is as good as all of them.
That's the way it is.
Oh!
Oh!
Wait, there's an ingestion going in the crowd?
Oh!
Shut up!
He's not in the movie!
Oh!
Yo, production, bro!
and he'd be like, Eric, I'm gonna hit him.
He'd be taking me or a stand.
Everybody in the world, come on, come on, come on!
Yeah!
Woo!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Thank you, guys!
Have a good day!
Yay!
Woo!
We got it on the floor.
We don't have any guests.
Oh, thank you.
Appreciate it.
Have a good day, bro.
I hope everybody can take this.
It looks like ours.
Shatter, shatter, shatter.
Let's go!
She doesn't need it!
She doesn't need it!
She doesn't wanna take her hair off!
Shut up!
I'm waiting for her to...
I'm gonna have to go with that one.
I don't know.
Salute! Salute!
You stand up?
Black eyes, I said.
You stand up.
You stand up.
You stand up.
Black eyes, I said.
What day can you see?
How the dawn's early light
was so bright in the air
and the stars last the evening
whose broad stripes and bright stars
I try not to laugh but I feel better
Oh, say does that last angel
Make a life in chain
For the love and love of me
Yeah!
Oh, shit!
Oh, fuck!
And the song of love.
Yeah!
Yeah!
That was pretty good.
I'm talking, I'm talking.
I'm talking, I'm talking.
I'm talking, I'm talking.
I'm talking.
She's getting like that. She's going to get a record of those thoughts.
She's crazy.
Alright, she's trying to reach that.
Alright, I might have to get a whole pair of these here.
I'm a lot of fans.
Oh, Jesus.
Who knows?
I ain't in the loop. I can say things like these now.
Yeah, right back at you.
Let's play boxing!
Let's play boxing!
Every angle, okay? Every reaction?
Who is it?
IT'S ALL MY DOOR!!
No crowd.
Ah, I'm getting excited!
There's another server!
you
you
you
you
you
you
You
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, you got fish on a fish or what?
I'm dead.
See you. Try to get him.
Oh!
You're sorry about three times.
Get out!
Get out! Get out!
Get up!
Get out of there! Get out of there!
Get out of there!
Get out of there!
Get out of there!
Oh
Fuck them up. I want to see death. There you go
Make a play!
Hey!
That shows, that shows, that shows.
What?
We got it, we got it.
I'm just going to put it in my pocket.
So you might need the camera.
So can you come over here?
Is it there though?
Yeah.
Are we good?
No, no, no.
You said you suggest it.
Yes, I know.
Hold up, seriously.
No, not bitching.
Stop being disrespectful.
Why did you autograph this to my man?
Oh, so, happy time, but...
Wait, I didn't say that.
I want to talk about this, I'm not talking about this.
This is not what I'm talking about.
What's the difference?
He's not scared of getting killed, sir.
This is right.
I got a matter now.
Oh, I don't know you, bro.
It's not gonna be me.
What is that matter now, you say?
What is that matter now?
What is that matter now?
I'm not interested in these things!
Who is this?
Random people.
Bro, you got my best friends, Jake?
You're lovely, bro.
Same, why would I want to love Lisa so much, right?
You love her, don't you?
Yes, I love her.
I'm doing the memes, and now the red stuff.
Oh, I knew that!
I mean, that's funny!
The rate of kicking!
I laughed at that meme, though!
It's so funny!
Why are you laughing at me?
I'm confused.
I'm confused.
Wait, I'm confused.
I'm out like three minutes.
I forgot the flight was even happening.
Oh, my God.
Put the legs down.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Yugi, my movement a little bit.
Yeah, 14-4.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Listen to me, please.
Hold on.
Here, here.
Hold it down.
Shake off.
They come.
They're the sort of haymakers.
Haymakers.
He's winding down.
He's winding down.
He's trying to hug him.
It's not possible.
It's not happening.
I'm going to hit him.
Hey, stop that car.
Yeah!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
He told him!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
He told him!
What?
What was that?
What was that?
And out, come on!
He's got the same fun!
Oh!
Oh, my God!
I'm kidding, you're telling me that.
Oh hell no!
Yeah!
He's silent!
He's silent!
Fuck him up!
Get up!
Oh!
No, it's too slow.
It's too slow.
It's too slow.
He's silent.
He's silent.
He wobbled!
He wobbled!
He wobbled!
He wobbled!
Now look at that leg, now look at that leg.
Now look at that leg.
I gotta go, Sam, but you're warming up.
Fast!
Now look at that leg.
That leg don't got much movement.
What's going on?
Oh shit, how do you do that?
How do you do that?
You want to do that with a smoker?
It's three, it's three out of five.
Three, right?
Nine, it's like six out of five.
Oh my god.
It's going to say, I hate to scare people.
Who's this one?
Don't pose there.
That was it, yeah, it was calm, no?
Guys, outlaw, just pin the buzzer delay.
It's a match.
It's, you don't have your interest.
Guys, everyone just smile.
What's the matter?
It's going to let me match through the leg.
So I'm delayed by like five seconds.
Yeah, it's a match, it's a match, but it's a match, it's a match, it's a match, we don't have the insults.
You just need to be me, ho.
You just need to chill.
Oh man, he's fucking white being there.
Oh my god, he looks tired.
Oh man, he's so tired.
What the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, man?
I didn't think you'd got that one.
I didn't think you'd get this one.
It's the first time.
I'm gonna take it off.
Yeah, Yugi. Just keep those eyes on there.
You have a dolphin, by the way.
You have a dolphin, by the way, Yugi.
You have a dolphin, Yugi.
You are cluffy. You are cluffy.
You are cluffy.
Oh, what?!
What the fuck is this?
Roll my part away, fuck him up!
Oh
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That was the intro.
That was the rags.
I don't need that.
Why did we do that?
That was a slug.
You gotta see a puncher on the floor.
Oh, my God.
How do you know?
Is that the leader?
was that even legal?
I didn't even allow this brother of him to also be able to get that.
That was a big sound.
I never seen that before.
That's a great idea.
How would he do that?
Take a look at that.
You got a picture of the picture again?
Apparently they got their ingests there.
I don't even know what to do with it.
Oh, okay.
So, I'm going to get out of here.
Okay, I'm going to lay in my tree.
I'm going to get out of here.
Okay, so no living things.
They're not letting no ingest hoppers.
Outlaw, if you can, can you put up, like, the order after every match or something like that?
You don't have to make something crazy.
Just, like, sell it.
Just take what's next.
Two stars?
Not ready?
I don't.
Daddy coming in.
You want to make sure people behind us, you know, walk their videos out?
Fuck off.
Okay, fuck off.
Fuck?
Who the fuck is that?
Ooh, don't say it.
We haven't got the credit card.
I'm not around anymore.
You like to text me that, okay, I don't know anything about this.
Well, you chose not to be around.
Are they shooting us?
Are they shooting us?
I did not do it without you.
I'm not to be around you.
You're so funny.
Did you shut up the door?
I didn't.
What did you do? Did you shut up the door?
Are we just, are we just brainless?
Are we just not your future?
Do we not benefit you anymore?
Like, you know we're always holding on.
We miss you.
I see Marley, Marley just talking to me.
Marley, he's sexy, and he's black.
Yeah, so it's like a new year.
You don't get better in the size though.
You know what I'm saying?
I know where he's at.
I think he's a spotless shit.
You know my true spot.
I can never just chill. I can never just chill.
I can never just chill.
Can I would you still do the what?
Heroin no, I don't do
Not anymore. I just stop
I want to I want to go back home
I got an infant over my mouth.
What do you mean?
Um, you know, a good bit of hair and that, you know, a couple of tiny cobbins.
It's a couple of tiny cobbins!
Wait.
Thank you.
APPLAUSE
CHEERING
That's a T.
Oh, you know, I'm the daddy's dad's T.
I don't know what he's doing here.
What? What?
Oh, God, I'll do it.
Come on.
Shoot!
It's a good shot.
Oh, shit.
And the winner.
All the way from Baltimore!
I'm sure I'm sure they can see it happen.
Do you think they can see it happen?
No, I think it's going to happen that's not.
No, why are you laughing?
No, they're coming out.
They're coming out?
No, I think yeah.
No, but look, it's a piece of cake.
You're not going to see it.
He right goes here.
There's the hole.
Oh no?
No way.
What's that, old man?
I want to go back home.
I saw that chat to the lacy behind you one
He's got it.
We're not to sweet, you said?
Huh?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Who is me?
I feel like I'm meeting like a little brother.
You look like I had hair like you could be a little
I'm tired of looking like this.
Yeah, you look like this.
You look like that with a shirt on.
You look good.
Is this control nozzle?
Yeah.
What are we working?
You did that?
Oh, I'm going to start.
I'm serious, but it doesn't do anything.
Let's do it next week.
Oh
Hey, there's one hour.
There's one hour.
Maybe one hour.
Come on, walk it out.
What is he smelling?
Like, you just say anything, though.
Riley, come on.
Riley!
Tom Rea!
Tom Rea!
Woo!
I knew it was going to be just right in the middle of the block outside.
Probably yeah.
Didn't do all this for toast.
Up I go!
Up I go!
Back way back, you too.
Oh wait, dollars, you've been here for $1,000 before that.
You ready?
Oh no, you're doing it now!
Oh, that's what we're doing!
I appreciate it, y'all.
I had to do it once, that's what I wanted to do.
That's fair, that's fair, it's fair.
Wait, it's a rainbow!
I can't really understand it, but the screen's like...
Maybe it's not what it looks like.
Why does she have like 10 people?
I don't know.
Oh
That's my guy.
That's my guy.
That's my guy.
He's my guy.
He's a little guy.
What?
What's the name of the guy?
This guy.
How do you about it?
That's got it, bro.
Who is this?
Let's go.
Can't see y'all.
I can't...
Let's get ready.
I hope we'll have better seats, little kid.
Well, the only thing better is the skin.
Oh, God, though.
What do we do?
We stand and block everyone.
Oh, God, I'm gonna sit up, I'm gonna sit up, someone's kicking my chair.
Oh, God, God, I turned around and he was like...
And I just looked at him and laughed.
What the fuck are you telling me to sit down for?
Oh, yeah, no, I know who wrote it.
Oh, no, she's serious.
No, she's serious.
Yeah, she's serious.
Zero body fat percentage, bro.
I can't see that. I can't see that.
I'm not supposed to look. I was trying to fight you.
The animal was to chill. Oh god, he was to chill.
Oh my gosh, she's serious.
Because she moved, she moved.
It's over.
Come on, she's off my side.
It's a murder.
It's just a murder.
Move!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
This is okay!
This is okay!
One thing about Squyrck no 4,
There's no power!
Oh my God!
Wait, how did I just get ads on Jason's?
How long?
I don't know, I have to host it, I just played mad.
I don't know.
Wait, Jerry.
Hello, just stop him bro, I got you up $85.
There's our house.
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Oh, hold on. How you doing? How you doing today?
I got it.
I got it.
That's right.
Come on.
That's a shot.
Oh, shit!
Oh, my god!
Oh, my god!
Oh, my god!
Oh, my god!
Oh, my god!
I told you it works.
She's using the quarter.
Oh, my god!
I'm just trying to get her out of there.
Oh, my god!
I'm just trying to get her out of there.
No, no, no!
No, no, no!
They got it, they got it!
Oh shit!
There we go!
We got it!
Hold her!
She got to get out of there.
Hold her!
What's up big bridge?
Fall in.
Get out of there.
She got caught!
Hold her!
She's hot, she's hot!
Get her!
Get her!
Hold her!
Hold her!
Hold her!
Hold her!
Hold her!
Hold her!
She's hot!
She's hot!
Hold her!
One, two.
One, two.
Jack!
You gotta end or I'll wing this off here.
Oh God!
Again.
One, two.
One, two.
One, two.
See, we're not going that fast, please.
She got a really, she actually got it.
She wants to win, she's got a...
She gotta hit like a, I don't even know if it's possible.
And that's the stop-out.
She got up early that day.
She got up at the fall.
And that's the stop-out.
So this kid may get me nervous, but I got a pee.
Look at Saeed with his fucking headset.
He always walks around with that fucking headset.
He has stream on, he's standing at the stream.
He's sitting in the water.
He's always watching you in the stream.
He's literally in the stream.
He's always watching and he's listening.
And here's me saying this.
Well, I think it's among my account.
Hello.
Hello.
He's gonna lock in.
Come on.
Give it to Charlotte.
Yeah, I know.
Let's see her knockout!
We're on this with the good oldies!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Shitty girl!
Shitty girl!
Shitty girl!
Shitty girl!
Shitty girl!
Shitty girl!
Shitty girl!
Shitty girl!
I got a coat shirt this time.
Shitty girl!
Shitty girl!
Oh
If you get hit, you get hit and you get hit.
You fell off the ground, you're just gonna hit.
No matter if it's great.
It looks like a chip, or a chip.
But if you get hit, it depends on how she got hit.
You know what I'm saying?
She was dodging and it's skinned her and then she was ripped.
Like she was like dodging and like it's skinned her and then she was ripped
I have to see that
If she got hit and then because she got hit
If she got hit
Okay
And that's definitely
It's a nice one
At least she got hit, that hit cause her clothes
I think she got hit and like this little and fell out of the way
I think she was
Why would she wear pants?
Wait I just realized
I know you wear boxes
I don't know anyone here
I don't think anyone here
The best is yours.
You got the triple.
They hit you there.
That was better fighting.
Wait, there's actually a big punch to the ground.
Like, actually.
She did this.
Did she put her, did she put her arm back?
Yeah.
I'm just reading that.
Where are my enemies?
Decision.
Let's go, Sabrina.
Why do you have such the biggest smile on your face right now?
Oh my God!
She did not like that. She should have called that way more.
She would have been getting hurt rather than hurt.
She did pretty good. I thought she just got blown right through her head.
This shit didn't hit you.
I'll get the water.
Hey, we see the couple up there.
Hey, is he sponsored?
Hell yeah, he's sponsored.
Where the fuck?
Alright.
Get up.
Get up.
Get up.
Get up.
Get up.
Get up.
Get up.
Get up.
Who the fuck are you?
What a fucking turnout, eh?
Who's that?
Who's that?
Who's that?
Who's that?
Who's that?
Who's that?
Chad, who's that?
The Laker, who's that?
Who's that?
I think he's good. I think he got good training.
I said
Hey Jason the wheel we get stand here
Holy poems
The rest of the players are rushing top.
That's going to be good.
One of them is going to fall.
That was great.
That was great.
That was great.
They're smelling of the blood of the quite great.
What if I'm supposed to clean up the dead?
Okay, well, the people is coming out.
I'm asking if you recognize them.
I don't.
I don't.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Yeah, I'm just asking.
All the agents from London,
they had to be smooth,
smooth-aided,
clear of sight.
Oh
What's up, you idiot?
He must have spawned.
He's losing point!
It's a game! It's a big-ass problem right now!
Wait! What are you doing?!
It's a six point five!
Ah!
Oh shit.
What?
Ah!
Oh!
Oh my god!
How many feet now?
Where's he?
Where's Tyler?
Where are you guys from?
Oh for fuck's sake.
What's that? Who do you got?
I don't know.
Are you Stadio?
I know.
Who's your friend?
No, I know, I know.
Who do you?
Ah!
Oh, yeah.
This is it.
This is not true.
It's not true.
You're right.
I'm trying to get going.
I'm sure I just told her.
Yeah, you're right.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
You're on his elbow.
Ah!
No, I'm not on his elbow.
You're on.
I think it's on his elbow.
Ah!
You're doing the same thing now.
$1000% for sure.
Let's do it.
What the fuck?
Yeah, we gotta go back down.
Yo, that was a smooth one.
I'm gonna chop you, I mean, there's...
Wait a minute.
No, that couldn't be right.
No, because they said for sure.
I can't look at this.
It's all you back there.
Don't lean.
Move it back up.
Move it back up.
Just don't lean on this because you're so wobbly.
Stop this.
No.
Someone did not yell at me.
Yeah, I will.
I think, yeah.
I think, yeah.
I think I'll get it.
I think I'll get it.
I think, yeah.
No, but, I don't know.
I know, I know.
You're wearing this here.
Honestly, like, I think for sure.
No, but if I was in there...
Yeah, but...
No, go ahead with this.
Go ahead.
I said, okay.
I got one.
Okay, let's go, go, go, go.
I can't find it.
What the fuck?
Oh, my God.
Oh shit!
He's too big!
Excuse of a fire-tired motor!
I'm sure, right?
Yeah, you got it!
I did it!
Dude, stop that!
Fuck them up, Russell!
What?
Oh my god, he actually has a fast throw.
Hey, shirt pulled out quickly.
Hey, that's pretty loud.
Fuck him up, Russell!
Kill him!
Kill him, Russell!
BITCH!
There's the SWIG RUTHER!!!
Holy shit!
That's the WIG!
Look at him run!
The hybrid, thatrail is going away!
Caneery back there?
Caneery's ass, it sound just..
This will uh..
...you know what equity?
You can just like play this.
Caneery, this is a little...
...in..
This is the rapist, isn't it?
I'm not gonna say we're coming back.
He's never coming back.
Why are they saying kill?
I'm so drunk.
Oh shit, yeah.
You know, the band of guys who said throw pizza in the rain, you know?
Like...
Wussle! Wussle!
I want Russell to kill him.
Russell, fuck him up!
Russell, sweet.
We got ring control!
Yeah, you can do it, yeah!
Yes!
Watch out!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Grab your stick and twist it!
Grab your stick and twist it!
Oh yeah, grab your stick and twist it!
Do it!
Do it!
Do it!
Don't lose balance, Russell!
Kill him! Kill him!
Move!
Don't be afraid, man!
Hold it away!
Fuck off, Russell!
I don't know what's going on here.
Oh my god, he's gonna kill me.
This is a legend!
What the hell?
What the hell?
Yeah for sure, for sure, for sure, for sure.
No, who is this guy?
Who is that guy?
What happened?
Outlaw?
Go to McDonald's?
Wait, what do I want to do?
I can't...
Oh for sure!
No, I don't!
Wait, we can't add blockers?
Oh...
Guys, we can't sign in on Toolkit.
If you got ads...
Get the chat to April or get to April.
See?
Not bad, I might know.
You might have to everything you see, like, you might have this turn, like, I would be...
Oh, there's a shit, he doesn't have it, so he keeps getting ads on Jason's street.
Alright, what do you think?
Move out, move out!
What?
I need to show them, right?
Yeah, you both.
Outlaws, don't worry about it.
Or try to do outlaw, but we'll just have to heal these.
He's going to do it for sure, he's going to do it for sure, he's going to do it for
sure.
I don't know for sure if it's going to happen.
My lawyer's name is Paul Scholler.
My lawyer's name is Paul Scholler.
You are the lawyer.
I am the lawyer.
That would be your own name.
We can share a lawyer.
No, no, no, no. My lawyer is like...
I don't have anything.
If you don't have anything, I don't have anything.
If you don't have anything, I can take it back.
I just don't have anything.
I'm sure you can take it back.
You need therapy, don't you?
No, I don't have my heart stopped beating.
You're fighting therapy.
You're fighting more than you're strong.
You're strong?
I'm strong.
You're fighting therapy.
You're probably never going to be able to drive it.
You're going to be able to drive it when you're in here.
They said they knew you.
Who is this?
They said it was a big car, but you had to hold it.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's my birthday.
Hey.
Hey, no, that's not right.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
I'm going to pick him up.
I'm going to pick him up, too.
Your nose.
I like that.
I like that.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
That was a clear. That was a knockout.
Hey!
You got this!
Let's do it!
Let's do it!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
I'm gonna get this.
I just, you must watch this for a minute.
You know what you should do?
You should ban on the worst race.
Worst race?
Worst race.
Worst race.
Like, what?
Worst race?
No, it's the lost race.
Are you in a good race?
You're just all sunshotting.
Oh, no!
That's gotta be bad of him!
That's a great build.
You see me hold on.
Wait, wait, wait.
What's happening?
What's happening?
Wait, wait, wait.
What's happening?
What's happening?
Yeah, my soul.
Look at him.
He's in the square.
What's going on?
He's actually in the square.
It's actually in the square.
Yeah, I'm not like he was murder, huh?
I was pretty
Oh for sure
I don't think no anymore
Russell Loki sounds crazy
Yeah, right there!
Yeah, right there!
Oh, five minutes.
That was nuts.
That's a good action.
That's a good action.
That's a good action.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
That's a good action.
They got shit on red blood.
You already see it's just like,
rainbows and little coins.
I don't know why.
I don't know what you're saying.
What?
Sun sign and rainbow sign.
Sun sign?
Sun sign?
Sun sign?
I don't know why.
Where is it?
There's a thing.
Oh, there's a thing.
Come here and see it.
He is totally losing his mind.
Anyways, peace out!
Wait, what kind of freaky ass song are we going on to?
for sure I think I think you know my ass like a drum
Now she's telling her friends.
Call brothers.
RAPID PAIN!
You can touch the ceiling.
This is about to be like a fucking accident.
You got his lunch his mom
You still have it for me.
You got a vinyl in here?
Yeah.
Of what?
It's like a little bit, this is vinyl.
Really?
It's an artist's volunteer movement.
Pretty good.
How do you have it?
It's almost good.
It got ordered to the house and I forgot to change the address.
There you go.
Go knock your stuff out, bro.
Put it in the car.
Put it in the car?
I'm going to take it for a spin.
I'm going to make it back.
There you go.
There you go.
There you go.
There you go.
There you go.
There you go.
There you go.
There you go.
There you go.
There you go.
There you go.
Fuck her up!
She's going to be waiting for the death outfit.
Fuck her up!
Fuck her up!
Fuck her up!
She's going to be hit by the death outfit.
Fuck her up!
How do you want to do that?
This is crazy.
This is crazy.
This is crazy.
Hold that in your hand.
Nothing below the belt.
I'm saying pray.
Pray.
That's your sub-side over there.
Just fucking rainbows out of the mouth.
It's a hatchet.
You too.
No.
Let's go!
What the f**k is this?
What the f**k is this?
This guy does the job, he's here.
This guy has no power.
Move!
Move my shot!
Come on!
Get it! Get it!
Get it!
Hey, come on!
What?
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
It's a fire room!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh hell no!
Oh hell no!
Oh!
Oh!
Damn it!
What a great team!
What a great team!
She got the right number!
I did not see that!
I did not see that!
Yo!
I ain't go live bro!
She keep fucking her up!
I thought she was gonna hit prime!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Hold on, this ought to be it.
Make sure it doesn't end down.
oh
he can turn
No, you're supposed to call it if they turn their back after like, I swear, right?
like that
she got it she's gonna follow
she's not gonna tell
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
Hey, she's just talking out.
Hey, she's just talking out.
Yeah.
I'm probably kissing her.
Are you able to, man?
I get very sad, man.
I hear you.
I'm not good at that, bro.
Yeah.
You get it, man?
No.
Did she do some jokes?
Did she do some jokes?
I just like, in fact, you don't like that compliment?
Oh, thank you, thank you for the compliment.
Yeah, you don't like that compliment.
I'm not getting rage-mated by literally Patrick foaming out of his mouth a fucking rainbow ball.
Yeah.
Oh, for sure.
What are you doing?
I'm doing it.
I'm going down.
One's on the wall.
Hey, you're going down.
First tie is he good?
He's got a 10 points.
I'm going to hit him back right now.
If I can, I'll walk him through.
He's just going to hit me.
I'm going to go all the way down.
He's going to hit me.
Is it? Is it? Take your time, Paige!
He just stands free here, free not letting go.
Hit yourself!
That's amazing.
That's amazing.
Well, man, the dude who said draw, like, what the fuck are you saying?
I don't know why that's what they call it.
Yeah.
She was just getting her ass beat.
It was, um, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Minecraft there. Minor?
I'm sorry.
Do you have that?
This is happy hour.
What?
Who saw you call him?
Oh, not happy hour.
Wait, who what?
What do I page?
That was good fun.
You might be my ass.
She's far good.
Yeah, but...
You know what's the answer?
Don't worry, he's here to do the winner.
By unanimous decision.
He's won!
He's won!
He's won!
He's won!
That's crazy.
She's like, she turned up.
She turned up crazy.
Oh, she's crying.
She's crying.
How's Pete?
How many are left?
Three more?
Three or four?
What is it?
Lowell, Jason, X, and who else?
That's something I can pick up.
Oh, Alex's not here.
Oh, yeah.
Break it twice now.
Yeah.
Hey, who's next?
Seth.
Seth.
Seth.
I get hit once in my head and I'm like, yeah, I was surprised by you were just tickle you're
You're so weird.
You a bad mute?
You a bad mute?
You a bad mute?
You might need a camera.
I look like you got a pitch.
I don't know if I'm missing it.
Alright, come on mate, run over.
I'm back. Excuse me.
It's going quick though. It's going to be alright. All the way out long once it gets there.
You know what an atheroom is? It's right here. It's a thonger case. It's a thonger case.
Dude!
There's some nice chats bro.
There's some really nice chats guys.
Thank you boys.
Don't type teeny farm edits bro.
Good job!
You need to sleep.
Can't just be tired in 2020.
Meeho, Meeho, Meeho!
Oh, they're gonna walk out, they're gonna walk out, they're gonna walk out, they're gonna walk out, they're gonna walk out!
Wait, wait, wait.
Why does everyone walk out with everyone?
Wait, I'm very late.
That sounds like, that sounds like something's going on.
Something's going on, I'm lost.
Oh, they want to keep this.
They want to kill him.
Come on.
Come on.
Look at that.
Read it.
I'm not reading it.
What the hell are you doing?
I'm telling you, it's a girl.
What's happening here?
Turn my right.
It's not your right.
Wait, what? I don't want that shit.
Who is that?
What?
I can't look.
I just want to watch the fight, man.
He's going to tie this to a girl.
It's a girl.
Why are you running?
I'm going to play a match.
Sorry, I haven't been cheating in a while, sorry about that.
Really, dude?
Hey, Sadnaf!
My car light!
I ain't gonna lie, Sadnaf, the only man who dies lights.
My car lights.
Holy m***a.
We got that Sadnaf on? Wow.
Oh my he controlled the ring.
Make sure you don't get out of here.
Oh.
That guy don't know how to fight.
Jump.
Yeah, he knows we can hit him with a hook, it's a pun.
Where'd he learn that from?
Hey, has Jason done anything?
Who is that?
What the fuck is the ref doing?
He's not still.
Yeah, still.
That was a hit, huh?
He's not still, man.
That was a hit.
That was a hit.
Hey, what the fuck do you even do
I don't know
This cocoa
I'm sitting there looking for all days to put it in like
What a fucking boogie there.
He's got a green.
He's got a green.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, my god.
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, Rainbeth, you want to cross with me?
Right.
I can't look, bro.
I just want to fucking watch the play.
I just see fucking apps.
Oh, shit.
I'm gonna shot and rainbow double here.
What?
What's wrong with you?
I'm getting in the camera.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Shout out, um, you see?
Yeah, I'll be in the camera.
You see?
You see?
You see?
watch out watch out watch out watch out
hold on
oh my god
what's there in no action?
that mask is moving
He's keep moving.
You're left to the party.
Oh!
Oh no!
I told you he don't know how to do the hook.
He don't know how to do the hook.
He doesn't know how to do the hook.
Every time he throws a hook, he doesn't know how to do the hook.
He has a long hook.
Holy fuck war.
I'm scared for that.
I like the fuck this. I like this.
Hold my.
I'm telling you, bro, I'm telling you, you don't know what to do with a f**k.
Hey, you want it? Come on, we don't need a thousand dollars.
He got to pay at least like a hundred million off my graph.
Holy sh** man. Man, I just paid.
Hey, Stokey, bro.
Oh, that's funny.
Why are you there?
Don't follow me.
I don't want to do that so long, guys.
Who is this?
Yo, you got a sculpture brown, bro.
It's got to be at least 800 V-bucks.
I said that's funny.
I don't know.
What the fuck is Cocoa, what the fuck is Cocoa going to go to our school, am I right Lazer?
I said it's all wrong.
I didn't mean to laugh.
I put this in your head.
Hey, let's play!
Holy shit.
I'm gonna try to stop.
See, like, what are you doing?
I'm gonna try to stop.
I'm gonna try to stop.
I'm gonna try to stop.
What you doing?
Like, when he goes in,
he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes.
What?
I'm gonna try to stop.
Yeah, we're not having a game.
Oh, yeah, I'm gonna...
Oh, yeah, I'm gonna...
Oh, I'm bored.
What?
I'm gonna die!
I'm gonna die!
I'm gonna die!
I
Supposed to be the
Eagle play aggressive
He's playing it
Oh shit.
Hey, look.
Go control.
It's good.
You got out of that.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
I don't want to see dead.
Oh
She's dead
What is he doing?
I don't know.
I swear he's taking everything out of me.
What I see.
What is he doing?
What is he doing?
I'm going so far.
It's so far.
Just that's all.
What is he doing?
I don't know.
What is he doing?
I don't know what he's doing.
I should do it, that was very much the problem.
I need Alec.
Alec.
Salby?
Yeah, Alec and Salby.
Landed.
What happened?
Daddy, I'm gonna shoot.
Who's Alec and Salby?
I'm gonna play with what?
Who's the OG YouTuber?
Who's Alec and Salby?
I watch YouTube all the time.
I got it.
You should watch how we ate it, too.
I'm alive.
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
What's it have a lot about it?
I'm sure.
I know that one.
Yeah, I got it.
One on now.
Pardon?
Round one.
Okay.
He does this now.
Round two goes to him and then...
Now, two!
Both!
Now, now!
Whoo!
That's really good.
Thank you, sir.
You're welcome.
Thank you, sir.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
You can't put your pride aside, bro.
You would be trash.
So what?
You can't put your pride aside.
I'm not saying that.
I'm just saying that.
Me?
Me?
Me?
Me?
Me?
Me?
Me?
Me?
Me?
Me?
Me?
Me?
Me?
Me?
Me?
Me?
Me?
Me?
Me?
Me?
You gotta try, you gotta try.
I mean, as a newbie like you, I can't follow the rest of the team.
As a newbie like you, I've always wanted to see my team, but not just two years back.
And I'm still using my mind on this.
I've got to be better than that, like as a newbie, I can't follow the team.
But if it's a show, so long as I'm here, I'll be better than that.
I'm not sure if I'm missing, but I'm not, I'm not, I'm not.
Oh, now I'm like that, so I'm not, I'm not, I'm not.
So let me get a bunch of gifts.
Come on.
Let me get a bunch of gifts.
I'm not going to let you get a bunch of gifts.
I'm gonna need you to know that I'm a newbie,
I'm gonna get a drink I'll be done.
I'm going to get a drink.
I'm gonna get a drink.
No matter how bad it is I'm gonna get a drink.
I'm gonna go get a drink.
I'm gonna go get a drink.
Thank you.
You can't walk out of here.
I don't want it.
It was amazing.
Very astonishing. I'm not going to lie.
I never would.
I tried. That was really good.
Thank you.
Did you just hit it?
What did you say?
Fuck it.
I didn't mean to say fuck you. I'm sorry.
That's okay.
One more fight.
Read one more.
What if you get in the ring with me?
What is this?
chill bro
thank you bro, thank you
how's that bro?
that's so good
that's me
you're just going to roll
ahhhhhh
I'm done, we need to show them
What?
Why are you biffing me?
Where?
You think I could crawl?
Hey, walking down with them again?
How many?
How many times do you know what?
No!
Okay.
John, Jason's getting ready.
I'm preparing.
Huh, how you living?
I love you!
Oh my God.
Yeah, good guy.
That's still there.
You are still alive.
Oh god, this is heavy to see.
It's weird.
How long will it take?
Let me just...
Yeah, I'll still...
Get out of here!
Get out of here!
Get out of here!
Get out of here!
Get out!
Get out of here!
I said that word better than her, I was way too sweet.
I'm so sorry.
Oh shit maybe we should buy something to eat.
Let me bring it.
Let me bring it.
Let me bring it.
Let me bring it.
Let me bring it.
Wait, Alex is 36?
Huh?
He's 36?
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
Actually, he's gonna cry.
I'm not gonna cry.
Actually, he's gonna cry.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Oh, wow.
I don't know.
He's piecing him up!
He's jabbing, Bradley.
I know, he's not lagging, he's watching when he's at.
He's watching when he's at.
He's jabbing sadly.
I know like, he's not lagging as much as he's at.
He just reaches.
He ain't even got to get here.
I'll just tell people where Alex is going.
He goes every day.
Dude, his jab is so damn good.
He can't reach it at all.
So you guys, they're possible and GG's from God.
You want some big brass?
Why do you want to?
Oh!
There you go!
Someone's back in your sleeve!
That's the one right behind you.
Hey, Alex is still in the car.
Wait, you trained at the same place, you?
Yeah.
Every day.
So that's the same trainer?
Yeah, every day.
Hey, guys?
Yeah.
Five years?
Yeah, he used to.
He's been doing this.
Wait, did he meet Desi?
I don't know.
Hey, hey, Desi!
Hey, Desi!
Hey, Desi!
Hey, Desi!
Hey, Desi!
Hey, Desi!
Hey, Desi!
Hey, Desi!
Hey, Desi!
Hey, Desi! Hey, Desi!
Hey, Desi, make sure you score right!
Make sure you're not biased, Desi!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
How long have you talked out, bro?
You're telling me, bro?
Raise a family and come back and play
You didn't just knock you out don't fuck it
Now we did not knock the album. Let's put it clip. I fell on purpose
It's a long ass round
Oh, yeah, Alex!
Fuck him up, Alex!
Come on.
Oh, fuck him up!
Fuck him up!
Kill him!
Burn him in the head!
Burn him in the head!
It's over, not gonna lie.
It's over.
It's over.
It's over.
It's over.
It's over.
Oh
That was a good shot by him though.
Hey we don't give a fuck, fuck him off!
Kill him Alex!
My god, I think Alex got hit. I think it's a dick as well.
Oh
Landed look is standing up dog. Yeah
Hey
What's the job you're doing?
What are you talking about?
You've been for a very long time.
You're a producer.
I know, I'm good at it.
I get to say whatever it is,
you're so supportive in the world.
I know.
What do you call it?
Is that what?
Sable.
She's so beautiful.
She wants to train a lot.
Don't lie.
Come on Alex, take a post!
Come on Alex, what's he gonna do?
He's gonna try, he's gonna play close.
Alex?
No, Lenny.
Lenny's gonna play super close.
Alex's gonna try and kill him, right?
He's gonna play super close.
AHHHHHHHHHH
Hey!
He's gonna get a CTE bro!
Oh my god!
He was gonna do it!
That's crazy!
That's a crazy call!
That's a good call!
He's a bit overweight!
People got a little bit of headscarf.
You're not really going to...
He's busy and he just don't get break there!
He's busy and he just don't get break there!
He's just don't say it!
I've seen it.
It's been a hit after it.
Come on, guys.
That was a good fight.
What do you think of the best fight so far?
Yeah, I like this one.
I don't know.
I like the rest of this one.
Was it who?
Oh, yeah, that was crazy.
That was crazy.
That was good.
That was a good fight.
That was good.
That was good.
That was a good fight.
That was...
That was excellent.
That's right.
Yeah, and now it's two good fights coming up.
Two good ass fights.
It's X and Jason X, sir.
X and then Jason.
No head here, bro
Jason and Asian Jeff no head here
Jason, I've been chasing you!
I've been chasing you!
I don't think that's crazy to do that
Unless God forbid something happens
Jason has everything to do with it
Unless Asian Jeff is like hiding it
That's the only way
But I don't think there's any way
I cannot be a nice Marine
You've born a nice Marine
You've born a nice Marine
You've born a nice Marine
He had nice and green. He poured that right in there.
What a shout-out is white.
And massive... nice illusion if I do like that.
That's what?
I lost it in front of my wife.
Oh yeah, she was screaming just here.
I want to shout it before her.
Call me crazy
I don't know.
I don't know.
Yeah, X or Y, we all got it.
I think you should have put it in the corner.
I think you should have put it in the corner.
I don't know.
Yeah.
X is going through it right now so you need to get those kind of emotions.
Yo, I don't think pilot is going to knock out though.
I don't know, bro.
X is strong.
I'm not explaining.
No, but he's strong too.
train you're probably going to jim a lot
hey look at this you bitch ass
look at that guy
he's a flopper
Yeah, that's right. Clap up your opponent, yeah.
Wait, what's the, what's the channel point, what's the channel point?
Yeah, that's you, yeah.
Yeah, you a bitch, that's you, yeah, sit there.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Hey, listen, look at me doing that.
Look at me doing that.
Yeah, look at me doing that.
Oh, damn.
In the next car. In the next car. Second to left.
Oh, okay, there's one.
Scoot down a little bit, so, yeah.
Yeah, you can softball me, though.
Hey, let's run some ads, y'all.
We'll be swimming. Make sure you run a three-minute ad, y'all.
Let's take our money.
Uh, why am I stalling?
That's for the next question.
Uh, give me.
Hey, everybody! What's everybody's name?
Yes! Great!
I'm gonna pass the money.
Yes!
He's so tall and he can do the thing!
Uh, guys?
I'm out of pain!
You really are?
And he's talking about being nice and everyone is hot.
my beds Jason gets knocked out almost sold us on my friend no more you want my
friend no more they're not crazy to drop your day once I check no way she
checked on Jason
Oh, no, it's coming, it's coming, I've already known.
Yeah, of course.
I'm going to have a nice dinner.
Yeah, of course.
Wait, what is this food?
What is this food?
I got one.
I got one.
I got one.
I got one.
I got one.
I got one.
I got one.
I got one.
I got one.
Hi, Gerard. Thank you so much. You know what?
Oh, yeah. This is pretty good. One guy is good. This is good for you too. This is your talent.
Oh, that's a good one.
Oh, I know!
I'm going to be lost in a spot.
I'm going to be lost in a spot.
Oh, no.
Hey, congratulations.
Thank you.
Thank you, bro.
You're too late, man!
Shut up, you're fucking kidding.
Hey, that's the guy from, uh...
Are you anything under him?
No.
How are you?
I can't wear no more, bro.
It's too high-res, bro.
Dude, you're thinking that I'm freaking freaking buddy out here, bro?
I'm gonna add one, like, 30 seconds max when max is out of that, bro.
I can't.
I'm staying.
I'm staying.
I'm staying.
I'm staying.
I'm thinking like I'm freaking freaking buddy out here bro
I've been out here one, like 30 seconds max
I've been maxed out for that bro, I can't
Fucking stars, you know what I'm saying man
I'm not making a move man
Oh my god don't exit guys.
Wait!
No, it's not yet.
Don't exit.
Draw nox, hold it down here.
We have to see how X come out.
This party is Friday night.
I agree.
I think it's Friday night.
We all got it bro, we all got it.
You did it, you did it.
Yeah, that's got it.
That's got it.
That's got it.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Say yeah?
Second World Cup to you in the chamber.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Great.
Great.
You didn't get this one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Come on.
Come on.
Go.
I was looking at you.
Yeah, you.
I was looking at you.
You didn't even get to watch out.
What is he doing?
Make a line.
That was good. This way.
Fuck.
Did he just ask that?
No.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
This is quite a night.
She got lights?
She's like, this guy thinks he's a 50-50.
It's quite a night.
I'm nervous. I got the mouth sense.
I'm not far, everybody.
I'm not far. I'm sorry.
I appreciate this balance.
Hopefully no one's got some of that.
What do you think she's doing?
I don't think she's doing anything.
I believe this is going to be a good one.
I can't know what she's doing.
I know.
I'm just looking at the guy that's talking about her.
She's not going to...
She doesn't...
That way just a little bit.
Wait a minute.
She's not going to get this fight.
She's not going to get this fight.
Yes!
This is the final night, hold on.
Who did X play last?
Uh, JBL or Tate?
Wasn't it Tate?
Tate's a smooth one.
Or did he win?
I think it was a draw.
I don't know who to root for.
I know.
X is my man.
I've known Pilots since forever.
I love Pilots, but X though, like that's also the guy.
I got to do X.
I hope no one gets hurt.
Thanks, L.
We talking about room. Thanks God.
Oh my God, I got the nervous part.
You don't want to shake his hand.
All right, X didn't want to shake his hand.
X didn't have a gun.
Do they want to touch boats?
He's killing pilot.
I'm gonna get that second one's over there.
It's a close, it's been during a fight.
Is it real fight?
No way.
Look at the energy in the room, like it's finally...
The team is out...
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
We never made out of move.
I'm gonna throw it.
Oh yeah, I can...
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah...
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah!
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
I wanna see.
Someone gotta talk
Someone's got to die rough
He got saved by the bell!
Yeah, no, it's not that tough.
Two seconds.
Oh my god.
I drank the water too.
There's the belt.
I'm not going like that. It'd be crazy safe on the belt.
That's like, that's God's timing.
Hey, Lacey.
He's going to be fine, he's fucking...
That comeback was lethal, he had X cornered.
No, not a lot, not a lot.
I'll tell you, bro.
Bro, X got a...
He's fast.
That was...
Bro, X got hit hard and then like locked in and started killing him.
He's a leaker, he's back.
He's in the last one.
I'm saying, once you turn your back, you see how funky he's.
Yeah, I think that was a cute thing over there.
I'll check it over on the corner.
Yeah, like that.
Yeah, what'd you think?
You know, it's almost there.
In the corner?
Like in the corner of the shoulder, yeah.
I think like...
Hey, buddy, let's do the second one.
That's how I get my ass beat.
Why are you stumbling in on this?
I'm here, man.
You're getting turned around.
What's your turn around?
Like, let your guard down.
Yeah, the key thing must be a glove.
What?
No, no, no, no.
That's just a...
I don't know about this.
I signed that suit for $15.
Yeah!
Someone's here now, so I'll do it quick.
We'll do it now.
Hey, hey, play calm, guys. Come on.
This is...
You know you're drunk this time.
Hey, you know what you're talking about?
Come on, knock out bonus.
Somebody got to do it.
Finish him, eggs.
Oh, he's better.
Oh, he's better.
He's better than you.
He's better than you.
He's better than you.
Oh, my god.
Hands up.
We're anxious.
Oh, my god.
Hands up.
You're that bigger.
Oh, my god.
Oh, shit.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh my god.
Yeah! Yeah!
I'm actually tired though.
You'll be moving though.
I told you you're tired.
I told you.
I told you.
You're tired of smart?
Right.
I'm actually tired, yeah.
Yeah, but man.
I love a plastic bag, bro.
Yeah, I was not allowed to run, the pilot ran from one hit, now it's over.
Same, same.
We're going to both hold the pilot.
Alright, alright, alright, alright.
The pilot, the pilot, just keep running.
Yeah, you're right.
Who is this?
Reach that route, what is this?
You're going to start him in the corner?
Oh, fuck.
You got that!
Yeah!
Keep him there, Hex!
We're tired. Fuck their time.
That is a crazy fight.
That is not fine.
He said he'd win.
I'm going to be shot.
Run the ring, Axe. Run the ring.
I don't know who won that round.
I don't know who won that round.
I'm around his pilot. I'm around his pilot.
I think it's going to be a 1.
I don't know who won that round.
Is that count as a knockout with your crew?
X just doesn't want to come here.
That's going to carry the whole thing.
This is winning 100%
What they're saying?
What what?
Yeah the stumble, I mean for you
Bro, but he stuck it out
I'm gonna say 10-7
He likes to move
Oh, X things are recent in this game and I like that
I'm not trying to see it in 3 minutes
Bro, boy!
This is crazy, I guess
Yeah, I know, I get it
They're tired, bro
He had his arms in that corner on top of the road
Yes
They don't even have a timer, they just free-balling it.
Fuckin' my little shit?
Is it five minute in between? Like what? I don't know.
Actually, times like you give us a crazy show.
Ooh, for the ratings.
I'm a rep, I'm gonna make you try to surround me with the advantage.
So if X is smart walk around reset your egg like red and then
Hey, don't stop this one
I think we're in some way.
I think there was a guy.
I was a dog.
Can they just hop?
I'm mad at him.
Do I keep blinking or the lights blister?
No, it's okay.
I'll be fine.
Take your time, y'all.
Damn.
It's all right.
It's all right.
It's all right.
It's all right.
Oh
Come on!
It's glass wrap!
Come on!
Come on, X!
Come on, P!
X got the ball!
Come on!
Come on, X!
Come on, P!
X
I'm not a boxer, but he's had to walk around.
When are you going to box?
I've got three compulsions.
You're already spent though.
You're already spent though.
What's your name, Sam?
Well, I was doing that.
Yeah, but I think it's a drunk.
He's a good buddy.
I think he's having a good time with you and my baby.
That's good.
Yeah, I'm sure.
Double.
Jeff versus Jason with a rock.
No.
That's not going to go with nothing.
I'm actually curious.
I don't like that. I don't like that. I don't like that anyone does that.
He wasted time.
Piles is off. Piles literally just couldn't...
Piles and fucking Michigan.
Piles saved the fuck out.
Oh no, Piles was dead. And the first round Piles was dead.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't know though.
I just wonder if we watch it back.
I wonder if the bell was called like seconds after we stopped it.
Because it looked like, it looked like, I don't know.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
Oh, yeah.
Let's go.
That was great.
Fighters, please. Please.
I'm so excited.
Who is it?
This came out.
I'm going to break it down everybody everybody shut the fuck up
Big X scored a 10, pilot a 9, ground two, Big X scoring a 10, pilot a 10, pilot a 10,
a nine. Oh, it's over. The fight is over. You winner!
Yes!
Wow!
Yes!
Damn!
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, the first round was finally almost gone.
I don't think it makes sense.
You got to kill me about that one.
No, no, no.
Hell no.
I think I was a troll I ain't going on.
I don't think the first round shouldn't have done a one point difference.
I ain't going on, I shouldn't have been a troll pile.
I thought I was a troll.
Like, I'm biased. I know no one wants to hear that, but that's it was a troll.
It was a crazy fight. I have to rewatch it. It's a really good fight.
I think that should never have been a troll.
No, Jack. If we're being unbiased, I think I was a troll.
Like, nobody wants to hear that.
And it was from the pilot not getting the second or the third round.
I didn't show you the sign.
No, there's an error in that.
Take your own right left.
That's the first one.
That's the first one.
That's the first one.
That was a great sign.
That was a great sign.
Out of the next one.
That's the first one.
You're kidding me.
You're kidding me.
You don't even know what a point is.
He's just writing down numbers.
Damn, this is really up to me.
Damn, bro.
Fuck, did I fuck up?
Yeah, actually, she's fucked up.
Not bad, actually, man.
She doesn't even fucking know what the point is.
She's just writing down numbers.
Damn, this is really up to me.
Damn, bro.
I'm not mad at Ashley, I'm not mad at Ashley, I don't even fucking know what's happening.
Why would my brother leave the side now? I still don't know.
Why, who is my brother really the elephant? What a fucking man!
I'm not mad at you.
You are my best friend.
I can't believe you're that good.
You are my best friend.
You need a rich man.
Look at his scar.
You know, this is like...
There's no world where he's not my last friend.
He's not my best friend.
We're gonna feel like just so excruciating
You're gonna watch it
That's what I'm saying
There's a world where Jeff knocks him out in 10s
There's a world where Jeff is like
There's a world where Jeff is like 200 and Jason's career is over
I like getting my heart when I drop
I feel so bad, I'm down, I feel bad
Jason got knocked down and he said pull box 200
On my bill I would have to go
We'd have to jump in the same way
We'd have to step in the same way
We'd have to step in the same way
He's gonna lose this life, and he's just gonna scream 200 the whole time.
Oh, like, just fully troll it, and that'd be disappointing.
That'd be cool.
Let me ask.
I don't think so.
I really don't think so.
You take a lot.
Look at him.
I think he actually can see what he's doing, but there's a zero chance.
Jason, I'm crying.
I don't want to say no in-depth, but like, I actually have no faith in him.
I look like he got to be a...I got to be a genius.
Like, let me edit if there's...
Like, definitely, but...
Like, I know that right now.
Like, oh, box my ass.
Like, there's actually no way.
There's no way.
There's no way.
Like, zero.
Like, that's what I think, too.
But I'm an 80.
Like, I'm an 80.
Like, I'm like, I'm active.
I don't know, bro.
There's always a chance, bro.
No headgear anything can happen.
No headgear is possible.
Still don't, I think that just has a higher chance of accidentally knocking you.
Nothing, you have an accidentally knocking, basically.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm fine. I knew how to walk out.
If anyone's accidentally getting knocked out.
Hey, you're on your own duty, bro. I gotta go find them.
You're gonna go right through this?
I got it. I got a wallet.
Nobody wants to watch me?
Watch?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't understand. Do you want to watch these boxing matches or what happened?
Uh, maybe. I don't know. I'll think about it.
I'll think about it. I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't think the X-1 is sugar-marked.
I don't think the X-1 is sugar-marked.
I don't know about the third round.
I don't like that
The first one though X did him so bad. Oh, no, he killed him in the first round
He had to turn around and burn him. So like I don't need the first one shouldn't score 10-9. Yeah, I think it should have been X by more
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I should walk out with Jeff. I'd be good, but I gotta kill myself
I'm good bro.
What's up man, are you ready?
Daddy, I'm ready.
you
you
you
you
you
you
Here we go.
That's one thing about Asia, man.
I ain't gonna lie.
That was quick.
They short, but they quick.
Like a damn Adderall or something.
Small and dangerous.
Dr. Jaff.
Oh!
Asia Jaff.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Three, two minute rounds here.
round here for the main event.
Come on, man.
Sit back and make the tomato town.
Oh, my.
Oh, my.
Sit that nigga.
Sit that nigga till he could lie.
Oh, my.
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey.
Here, Jay.
Stop it, hey.
Keep your hands up, Jaycee.
Go.
Hey, hey, hey.
Keep your hands up and you can inside.
Yes.
We have to stop this.
Keep your hands up! Hands up, Jason!
Oh, my God.
You're very, very hot here.
Looking exhausted.
Keep your hands up.
At the first round.
About 45 seconds left.
Jason.
Good. Right.
Right. Connect.
Another one.
Jeff gets a jab through, though.
Offer that clinch.
Your head hunting.
Jason, your head hunting.
Aim for his body.
Good job. Good job again.
He's putting.
Yeah.
Yeah.
This is...
Here we go.
Good break. Got him in the corner.
Gets out of it.
Hold on now.
Hold on, Jay.
Three seconds.
I did not see that for Asia. I did not see that for him. I'm not gonna lie.
That's a win in itself and he's holding this. I didn't think he would survive on one.
I don't think he would survive on one. I don't think he would do it in the worst way, but I thought he would go with it.
I already have
Excuse me, A-Fan
Go ahead man, go man
No, no
He's not saying he wants to be taken
No, no, no
He wants to take his spot
No, not even
No, this round will do
I do not get better, though.
I do not get better.
I do not get better.
I want to see the line.
I want to see Asian people.
I want to see Asian people.
This is crazy.
I'm not allowed to.
I already got better.
I'm not that good.
I know.
I'm not that good.
I'm not that good.
come on!
yes!
I HIT THE CHANCE!
yes!
get out!
keep playing!
keep playing!
keep playing!
come on the line, slug market
It's bad.
You know what it is?
It's a good thing.
But this again, this, it gets started.
It's just, it gets started.
And he's not gonna do it.
No worries.
He's, he's...
He's probably, he's trying to do it.
I know.
Alright.
Alright.
Let's get that together.
Let's go.
That's way too good.
You're not hungry.
You got it?
You're gonna start sprawling.
That's a bullshit.
He's dead.
Alright.
Alright.
I get props and this is that though.
I did not expect that.
I have to buff it up.
I should slow.
Damn you.
Damn you guys.
I'm going to slow key 1-1, OK, right?
Yes.
Slow.
This whole thing on that fucking thing.
One of them getting on down.
I don't want this and make him play your play
KILL HIM!
GET THE FUCK OFF HIM!
GET THE FUCK OFF HIM!
ARE YOU FUCKING GRACING?
HELL NO!
HELL NO!
Oh no!
Sabotage! That's bullshit!
That's Sabotage!
That's Sabotage! That's Sabotage!
What the fuck was that?
Bro, for the television, I wanted to say rock.
I'm telling you, he did not get dropped.
I promise you.
He's gonna walk and swing.
I promise you, Jack, I was not an
egotist.
Get down!
Get down!
Get down!
Get down!
Get down!
That's your dad!
That's your dad!
Get down!
Get down!
Get down!
Get down!
Oh
I swear to God, I swear to God.
I'm gonna buy a book, please.
It was water on the floor.
I swear to God.
I'm buying.
I swear to God you can't even see it.
I was like, you get us into the downhill.
My God, that was fucking stinging.
I mean, I...
I was like, I was...
I was like, I was this.
I'm gonna do this.
I'm gonna have some fun.
I'm gonna do this sometimes.
I'm gonna lie to the top Asian Jeffs.
So what?
I'm gonna go lie.
He made a fight.
more than a little slower. There's a lot of punch to do, but I'm going to rage.
I'm going to see what goes on right here right now.
All right, both fighters, please, maybe in the center of the corner.
Let's decide the winner of the fight and fight of the night.
Come on. Please get it out from both of these fighters right now. Come on.
Amazing performance, gentlemen. Amazing, amazing performance.
follow the bridge of the very, very animal.
I'll have a, okay, let's do this.
Okay?
By unanimous decision, the winner is...
Jackson the Winner!
You guys were neck to fucking neck
They say it's great. It's not what you should be talking about.
Bro, whole job was a kid.
On God, he slipped. I promise he did.
They're losing the water.
I promise you, the whole time, at an angle, a different angle, you'll see it.
Bro, whole God, he knows how to fight.
He's a real man. He's a real man.
It's a real man.
What is the last time he's seen you in his ring?
I think Jeff won.
Just a second.
I don't know.
I don't know.
He's done.
That was a good flight.
Hey.
Hey.
Oh.
Hey, Kelly.
Thank you.
This is the end of the day.
The end of this day.
This is the end of the new department.
Chats are not going to end like those Chats.
We hope you all have a great evening.
Have a great weekend.
Thanks.
We'll see you in a minute.
Thank you.
Who are you raiding?
Who's he going to raid?
What up?
What up?
Got it.
No.
Hey, I got to get in there.
Yeah.
Oh, oh, oh!
Why?
Why?
Okay.
What?
What?
Oh
Good
I said, you should stab her in the head.
You're not supposed to do this shit.
Now you can definitely.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
You're crazy.
You're actually back in.
Yes, I guess.
How did I answer this?
That was a fair fight.
That was a good fight.
That was a good fight.
That was a good fight.
What'd you think?
That was a good fight.
He's attacking with the hands.
He's attacking the Maldives.
That was a good fight.
That was a good fight.
That was a good fight.
I'm ready.
Leave all of you.
This is a good fight.
This is a good fight.
I was just like, I can't tell you what I mean by this.
I'm trying to be the cat, I'm trying to use the cat where he wanted to be.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Don't turn around!
What?
You're a fire-dried smith!
You're a fire-dried smith!
You're a fire-dried smith!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
What is it?
Do you know what you got?
You see?
I just...
Yeah, I need to be in front of the ship.
Hello, John.
There you go.
You do it.
Turn around like you do a one-brown.
There you go.
Let me have a eat me.
Hey, Daisy!
You think that was a slipper?
You think that was like a head?
It's like a head.
Like a head?
That's why we need pretty counters and little nuts.
Yeah, that's it.
I just want a slipper.
It wasn't a slipper.
You go ahead and relax my head.
Really you got in the back of the head. I didn't see it. I didn't see it. All right. I just saw him fall
He was doing a 10-metre hit!
Oh my god, he was doing a 10-metre hit!
That was a good play!
I thought you slipped back in the head?
No, I slipped!
I'm getting here two different things.
You said you could get you in the back of the head,
but it's like a legal hit after an encounter.
At the very end,
at the very end when the crowd popped and you were just punching them,
did it feel crazy?
First round,
I could have ended it, but I wanted to go a second round.
Do you hear your coaches when you're fighting?
Did you hear anything?
No, no, but the third round?
Can you tell me shit?
I locked the puck in.
I was dodging him.
That's fine, we're not going to lie.
That was insane, that was insane.
I thought you were going to do it so bad.
Damn!
Hey, thank you.
Neha.
That was crazy.
That was actually crazy.
I got to watch that you get some clicks knowing this was good like a replay
from like a UAV I gotta watch it back as people in auto you look so pretty
about so check guys relax the chat is gonna be aids this had a hundred thousand
where's any end of stream of course the chat gets for that I wanted to smile enjoy the
help me help me
everybody have a look
Yeah.
You should get a hand.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I'm dead.
Hold on.
Somebody, I see you.
I'm okay with that one.
Hold on.
Hey, come on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
I got a key for all of this.
All right.
Let's go.
Let's go.
My name's Caroline.
Everybody, everybody, let's go.
I'm going to ask for a big turn.
Oh!
That's going to be a big turn.
Oh, Sam, that's going to be a big turn.
But to be honest, bro, the fucking blue corner had water all over the floor
Yeah, I'm just gonna be I'm just gonna leave it out. I stopped the place like I cleaned it
I'm literally stopped the place like it's in the water. There was no water there
I would have been like, okay, but that's literally that is that is a that is a not quite made split
All right, I gotta give the job on that
No next light on that
Let's go
I want my snow. I want my snow. Yeah, of course.
How could we make this about us?
That's, uh, just our punching people.
Hello!
That's our swinging?
Just, just...
Okay, your voice is...
Let's see y'all.
How did you do this?
Your voice too deep, huh?
You can turn it on.
Hey, you can fight anyone though.
Hey, I want Los Polos.
This lady behind you is just me mugging you.
Alright.
That's just good enough.
Hey, if anyone wants to fight Los,
I want Los Polos.
Los, bro.
Slow voice or real voice?
Real voice.
Yo, yo notes!
What'd you think of it?
Um, what's up?
Oh, guys.
Next time, I'm gonna shit it out.
You need more hugs?
Yeah.
Did you like it?
I loved it.
How was it?
At first, like, 15 minutes was so long.
Yeah.
I was like, and they're fucking yelling, I'm like,
So we got no sound guys.
I was like, I can hear the commentators in the room,
but I can't hear it on stream.
You can't hear it on stream.
Yeah, right.
You're not going to follow that.
I'm not going to have to send you the script
to the place.
You're going to send me the script.
Oh, wait.
Chad, should we show our text or no?
Should we show our gems or no?
Wait, Chad, should we show our call logs if we answered?
No, should we show who only calls when they're on stream?
Wait, should we show who texts us off stream
and doesn't answer?
I'm the only one out of us that text us off-stream.
I have the text.
I have the calls.
Keep rocks, kid.
I have the gift and you got the balls.
Emissive.
Emissive, emissive.
Bro!
It's so cute.
I'm gonna have some beer.
I'm gonna have some beer.
Thanks.
What was that?
I got pork.
Oh, shit.
Pork.
Yeah, pork.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, wait a minute.
It's pork.
Yeah.
Yeah, pork.
Oh, no
Hi guys, I'm feeling gt. I think it's over
Not chasing the week
eight hours streamed
It was good vibes. Don't fucking stream in the chat. It's what it's what about it's a smart pop also
Make sure of sense of the V.O. Box execution mark, P.O.
Sense of, sense of, sense of opening it in like two weeks.
I don't know if I'm live tomorrow, but I'm a thousand percent live on Monday.
Loaded stream, thank you for all the subs, thank you for all the donuts, thank you to anyone who followed.
I swear to God, champion, like nothing planned today.
And y'all literally watched the fucking car stream.
Oh my God, me, ho!
No, you...
I'm just back to shit on my phone.
Sorry, I'm not gonna do that.
Thank God I got this case from V.O. Box.
That's actually though.
Sorry I didn't mean to do that.
Fuck it.
Seriously, you better stop begging for the bitch.
They didn't even follow.
They asked if we just get a car street
and she was getting it.
Oh god, and we got the new shit from Best Buy.
That's just Loki Fire.
So, I love you boys.
If I see you tomorrow, I see you tomorrow.
If not, I'm gonna see you guys on Monday,
but who knows, maybe I'll be live tomorrow,
but don't count on it.
So, um.
Wait.
Wait for it.
Uh...
I love you boys.