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๐ฅ TODAY IS THE DAY ๐ฅ ONE LAST DANCE ๐ฅ UNRETIRED ๐ฅ LETS GO ๐ฅ WE HERE ๐ฅ LEGENDS ARE MADE ๐ฅ [twitter/insta stableronaldo] !po !com !sub
06-08-2026 ยท 7h 17m
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The Major was good!
Seven boys is a gooner!
MAKE LESS GUN!
Zero Felix was good!
Otis good!
Turtle smoking!
Cigarette was good!
Pico was soo good!
Jax was good!
Grumpy was good!
WASSUP!
Who's ready for today?
Can I get a beat?
Where was Gunn?
CORE was good!
Selfies was good!
What's up?
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Who's the trouble?
Socks was gone, mobs was gone, vets was gone, zibby was gone, edits was gone, defuse was gone, one-on-one chef was gone!
Yes!
50 fucking burgers!
Oh my god!
Can I get off Joe Rogan?
Thank you for the 50 fucking gifted stuff!
Off the bat!
Holy shit W fucking 5 in VAS!
VAS!
VAS!
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Holy shit man he was good boy, he was good, buddy was good, big was good, 77 was good,
chicks was good, ranger was good, ranger was good, ranger was good, thank you for the 50
fucking gifted subs man.
Bang!
Let's get a W in the chat real quick man.
Yes, guys, the news is right.
Today.
June 7th.
If you're here dropping me, this is a legendary day.
A legendary day.
Today.
June 8th.
Oh shit.
Let's restart that.
Today.
June 8th.
Sorry.
Not pre-recorded.
Shut up.
Stable Ronaldo.
Stable Ronaldo is picking up his headset again from the rafters.
Today, in approximately three and a half hours, Stable Ronaldo and Blaze are unretired from Fortnite and I'm gonna win FNCS.
I put it on my chat's life, I put it on my mom's life, I put it on burger's life.
the day I'm gonna qualify.
And if I don't,
may God, may outlaw, may even more than
strike everyone down, me down, and my whole community.
Who's with me?
Yes!
Who's with me?
We rise at God.
Who's with me?
Guys
Today is a great fucking day man. All right
Today's a great fucking day. I want to say good morning to everybody in the chat if it's good morning
If it's afternoon, whatever it might be good fucking morning guys today is gonna be a great fucking day
Let's get some double use. No, this is not pre-recorded, bro. No, we have a lot. She's just going for fortnight
We're gonna react to it we're gonna fucking do everything we need to do bro, I got a text this morning from Kai
I'll tell you guys after bro. It's some love, bro. That's all I'm gonna say. It's some love, bro
That has it some love
Stop putting the cat looking sideways, bro. Listen. Thank you Hugh for the sub Chimpa was good
Highlands was good. Loni was good. Anita. I need to max win classic
Yo, thank you for 36 months. Hold that you Caitlyn. What's up? Shout out to the ladies any ladies in the chat right now
Drop on me shout out to the ladies in the stable community holding it down, man. Listen today
Today we're going to be playing
FNCS for the first time in fucking how long has it been since I've unretired how long has it been since I last competed how long?
Bro, this has to be like the first time in like two or six or seven years.
It's so funny.
It's actually so funny, bro.
The joke never gets old.
Deadass.
The joke never gets old.
But it's deadass been about two years since I competed, bro.
Two years.
Now, the question is, Chad, do I have a chance today to qualify for FNCS with Lays?
Yes or no?
I want to know right now.
Do I have a chance?
Yes, yes, fuck yes.
You're golden.
You're actually amazing.
You're really good at playing.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you.
Listen, guys, I did a little off stream mining.
And let me tell you, I'm ready for today.
Bro, I'm not going to lie.
Do we have to watch my highlights?
Get assed.
Do y'all want to watch my highlights
to see what a real Fortnite champion looks like?
Dead serious, bro.
I've seen a lot of people say yes, yes, yes, yes.
Bro, I'm gonna be so dead honest.
Today, me and ladies have to get top 100 on West.
Top 100, that's it.
That's literally it.
All we gotta do is just get top 100, bro.
Why y'all put in GG?
Listen, today, all we gotta do is get top 100.
Tomorrow, all we gotta do is get top 100 again,
And then we have FNCS, bro.
Literally, bro, I'm seeing people say top 50.
No, no, no, no, no, I can't be right.
That can't be right.
Yo, listen, I'm not worried.
I'm not worried for anyone who doesn't know.
Ron, you haven't played 14 events.
Guys, I have played 14 events.
Today, we have the opportunity to play.
So let's get a W, bro.
This is gonna be the first time in two years.
Stop putting this yellow dude raising his eyebrow, bro.
I don't wanna fucking hear that, man.
I don't wanna fucking hear that, man.
Like, bro, I played.
Yes.
No, Fortnite helped me.
Fortnite verified me.
Listen, man, you're gonna see soon
they're gonna announce some shit.
Don't worry about it.
Just shh, shh.
This is my first tournament since November 20th, 2024.
Wow.
Wait, I got a question.
Do I need a delay or no?
Do I need a fucking delay today?
Do I need to add a delay?
Okay, maybe when I play.
Bro, I'm gonna be honest with you.
Is anybody just like ready to see me win again?
Bro, people have been shitting on me my FNCS career
since I fucking started, like dead ass since I started.
Bro, dead ass, no, I'm not gonna lie, bro.
I have more FNCS championships than fucking, than who, bro?
Like everybody in the world, like I'm not a,
I'm about to call Klick, hold on.
Bro, I'm not gonna lie, there's not a world
where I don't qualify, bro.
I'm a fucking champion!
Is Klick streaming yet?
Is Dead Axe Klick streaming yet, bro?
Yo, you look skinnier today.
Bro, thank you so fucking much, bros.
This is the type of energy we need.
Wait, so he's not picking up my phone call.
Keck, wait.
Hello, hello.
Bro all I'm saying is bro if I've got a land on anyone. I'm not worried. I'm dead. That's not worried like I swear to God
I'm not worried like I dead ass like I swear bro. This is a message to anybody in the chat, bro
I dare you to stream site me. I dare you to contest me. I dare you to try to fuck with me, bro
It's not happening. It's not happening, bro. I'm fucking go to that this game. Don't put this GG fucking for all get my chat, bro
That's not what I want to hear. That's not what I want to hear
It's not what I want to see, bro. I want to see people go
Like bro like they're excited to see me like bro like I want people to like dead ass be like hype to see me man
Like what is this? Yeah, look at all these fucking birds guys
I don't know why you're still talking about this Peter bot
Killed me 99 to 0 guys. I trolled for content, bro
Like I dead ass trolled for content like it was a joke, bro
Like I didn't actually try if I bro, I put it I put it on everything, bro
I put on Scorpio to his life. I put on Peanopi's life. I put it on John's his life, bro
If I dead ass tried he would not fucking win. He would dead ass not fucking win
I'm dead serious dead serious, bro. If I'm lying. I'm flying bro like dead ass, bro
Whoa, what's going on here?
Like that's Ron dude. Look at these messages, bro. Ron lost weight
No, this is the type of shit like imagine if I go live every single day and you guys actually spread a positivity like this
Like dead at this is the type of shit. I'm talking about bro
Like I'm not kidding like when you fucking when you talk about like positive messages. It sets the day right round lost weight
Thank you, bro. Thank you so much, bro
Also, by the way guys laze is playing with me today. So I'm not gonna be carried. Okay. We're playing on even skill dead
We're playing even skills. I'm gonna be honest with you. We're playing even skills, bro
I'm not getting carried today. Oh my god. I'm not getting carried. There's not a world where I get fucking carried, right?
Like why is this the first thing I'm seeing in my day?
Yeah, listen listen when's the Madison beer X table collab bro soon
I don't know where that came from, but yeah, look at this bro. It's queen
Ron, I hope your day is going well.
Currently struggling with health issues.
Your lives keep me going.
Thanks.
I'm not going to lie to you.
Send them a PC.
Thank you, Queen.
Thank you so much.
Thank you, bro.
Shout out to the Queens of the Chad, dead ass.
Looking like you're a 10% body fat?
Bro, thank you, man.
Looking not fat today.
Bro, this is nice.
Also, guys, make sure to send something to the PO Box, PO Box coming soon.
Listen, I heard Kaisenette tweeted about us.
Is this true?
Is this dead ass true or no?
What is New York?
So you're telling me there's people that actually gathered together on 6-7 Bay and did a fucking
6-7 chant.
I'm not gonna lie bro, if you are a part of this let me know right now it's like a fucking
ban you.
Cause what the fuck is this man?
Like bro, bro, bro, bro, bro. Also, I want to say a big, you guys call it sus, you guys call him a spy, whatever, a big fucking congratulations to Marlon. He is signed to Nike, bro. That is actually fucking insane, bro.
Me and him don't deserve this shit. Dead ass to love. Shout out to fucking Marlon, bro. Me and you, dead ass. I can't believe it, bro. We really did this shit.
shit. Um, so Kaisen that tweeted about an hour ago saying streamer university 2026 3
million views 95,000 likes. This is stable. Renoto type of fucking motion. This is like
when stable Renoto tweets out, I'm going live today. This is the type of fucking motion
we're talking about right now. So just to play a comparison, let's see what he's got
I have to say about me.
Extreme University.
It's good to be back.
Ah! Where's everybody at?
It's application day.
Hold on.
Oh shit.
Hello?
Is that to resemble Drake?
Wait, Drake is going to be a student?
Did anyone in my chat apply last year?
By the way, I'm not gonna lie. I applied to be a teacher and I got denied
And you guys just laugh at me it's like
Hey, man, I'm a stable or not of you. I basically what do I do for a living? Oh, I go into his chat and just send me
It's like I don't get it, bro
This is a real owl, he just did that too?
Wait, this is like, okay, I get the content aspect of this, but you're trying to tell me that he just hit a real owl?
This is fucked up, at my, bro.
Wait, let's see if there's any Easter eggs. Oh my god!
Look at that window right there! Bro, you could see it say Stable Ronaldo's Dorm.
Oh my fucking god!
Damn Chris is dead ass so bald I forgot about this is this a bald cap like I'm
not gonna lie is this real bro I remember he was bald last time I saw him a
Holy fucking shit man!
Yo Chris!
What is that? What is that?
What is that?
What is that, really?
How did he get a cannon?
Oh my gosh! I can't believe it! It worked! We did it!
Look at it!
This is your last semester.
Wait, that's actually cinema.
I'm not gonna lie.
Is there even a chance I get accepted?
Dude, last time I did this, I'll be honest with you.
I try to apply to be a teacher and I got denied.
The question is, do I apply or do I just send a text?
Like, I don't understand.
Do I be a student?
Like, is this live right now?
Like, or no.
Yes, apply.
Like, do I have to apply, yeah?
Like, get asked.
Yes?
Yes? Should I apply on stream or is that going to leak? Oh shit, what the f-
Alright, let's do it. Okay.
Um, select a category.
Do I be a student, a professor, or a club director?
Lead one of our clubs.
Teach a class in your-
Yo, yo, guys, there's not an option to be a fucking janitor.
There's not an option to be a fucking janitor, real.
It's like I don't understand there's three options. I listed and you guys proceed to call me a janitor. It's like I don't get it, bro
It's like I
Just want to see positivity man, please. I'm not gonna be a lunch lady. Okay, listen. Why be a student professor or club director help me?
Because a student you're here to learn and grow
Professor you teach a class in your expertise a club director you lead one of our clubs
I don't really know what that means. I'm not gonna be a bus driver, please a professor
Um, did you participate in the last stream or university? Uh, no, I got rejected. I
Got rejected bro. I literally applied all stream. That's how much I want to do it and I got fucking rejected, bro
That's funny. That's actually no
Wow, no, this is you know outlawed dude. I'm not even kidding. It's like
I'm gonna do a day where I ban all of these emotes. I'm dead ass serious
It's hella kind in here. Yeah, bro. Honestly, um type your full name
Bro, I don't want to leak my full name like I don't want to
I don't want to type this right. I want to leak my and then this whole chap receives the type my government name got it
But yes, Ronnie Nets my date of birth. Oh
315 2003 wait 01 select your gender
I'm an other but I'll put mail for now
email address, do I put my burner or do I put my real email?
Do I put my burner or my real email?
What's your real email?
All right, let me do that last.
What were your class be called?
What should the class be called, bro?
I'm gonna put my burner anyway,
but like, what should my class be called?
How to fall off.
Jester Maxing!
Oh my god, me.
Guys, maybe help me?
How to stall content!
Or to be in fact!
How to get it away!
No, this is amazing, man.
Wow!
Wow, this is good, bro.
Honestly, clip the art, the art of a clip.
Woooo!
Instead of glowing at clip farming,
let's start talking about the art of actually creating what a real clip is.
Because everyone can clip farm, but not everyone can be the clip.
Woooo!
Woooo!
Brief description of your class.
Everyone wants to clip farm, but not everyone can be the the clip
This class teaches the real art of what a good clip is
Everyone everyone can put
Lacey stole
Lacey stole how is Lacey gonna steal what a clip farmer is I am the clip
Yeah, wait, you're telling me he deadass.
Lazy shouldn't be a home.
Yeah, bro.
Yeah, I'm getting told that when you applied, you applied to teach clip farming.
Clip farming 101, yeah.
Brother, I'm fucking applying to do that.
You're applying to teach the same class as me?
Brother, I am the clip.
You should have applied to be like a lunch lady or something, bro.
I'm not applying to be a lunch lady, bro, but that's my point.
You're the clip.
You don't know how to clip farm.
It's just coming from outside.
Because I don't need to clip farm, bro.
Why don't we just apply?
Why don't we just teach it together?
You can't teach a gift.
I can teach a gift. You have a, you order the clip. I can teach how to form a clip.
What if we just teach it together?
Not about shout at all actually.
What if we host a sped class? Should we change it up? Should we switch it up?
We could be code professors and we could just teach clip-it-clips 101.
Oh shit. That doesn't even sound like a bad shout for real.
Not bad at all.
Doesn't even sound like a bad sharp, bro. Shout, shout, bro. Yeah. Okay, bro.
And then we can also be lunch ladies on the side.
I hung up the phone really quickly.
Motherfucker, I'm not being a fucking lunch lady.
I'm not being a fucking lunch lady, bro.
What the fuck?
Like, bro, are we serious?
I'll be honest with you, bro.
I used to give hell to my lunch lady.
I swear to God, I would take the chocolate milk,
dump it in my tray, and at one point,
bro, I just threw it behind my fucking head.
I'll be honest with you.
I was hell, I was hell in lunch, bro.
I'm gonna be honest, I was hell.
I was hell, bro, I was hell.
I was a bad person in school, bro.
Um, everyone can put out clips, but the mastering of what a good clip looks like is different.
This is the art of a clip.
Woohoo!
I'm not gonna lie, that's how professional.
And then maybe put more emphasis.
Shalom!
No?
Alright, listen, that sound good though.
That low key sound good.
Everyone wants to clip on it, but not everyone can be the clip.
This class teaches the real art of what a good clip is.
Everyone can put out clips, but the mastering of what a good clip is like is different.
This is the art of a clip.
Type your email address.
I'm going to put in a burner, bro.
Y'all don't know my burner.
I don't know the fuck.
Are you an international Apple science?
What the fuck is an international Apple science?
Okay, what is this?
Social media.
What should I give them?
like the best social media to give. Instagram kick to tech Twitter. My they
have like LinkedIn at stable Ronaldo. Oh my god, I could do multiple Instagram at
stable Ronaldo. Wait, what if I don't get accepted? Are you guys actually gonna
laugh at me or no like are would you guys actually laugh at me it's like I'm
not gonna lie what's gonna happen one day like if my stream like what if I went
to like 10 viewers again are y'all gonna just watch are you gonna be just trend
hoppers and just leave like dead ass like would y'all just like dead at like
that saggy balls why do you have that name you're gonna leave I just saw my
own mods just like leave. It's just like man, nearest airport, um LAX is this leaking? Clothing
size? I might be honest with you bro, I'm a medium. Shoes size? Today you got my size
on here or no. All right, emergency contact name. Chasing the weed. Emergency contact
phone. I don't fucking know. Like I'm just gonna, no, this doesn't matter, bro. Like
That dead ass that does not matter like that. That doesn't matter. That doesn't matter
Photo ID
Video submission click to upload or drag and drop
Now, you guys are typing ill before I even started.
It's like, I gotta lock in, all right, hold on, hold on, all right, yo, hey, I gotta restart,
hold on.
I just see the fucking sun emotes to my right.
Hold on, bro.
Hold on, all right.
Let's see.
All right.
Let's see here.
A video submission, minimum one minute.
All right.
All right.
Okay.
Yo, it's me.
I can't do this, bro.
I dead ass can't do this.
Like, I'm dead serious.
I can't do this, bro.
Like, I dead ass can't do this, bro.
How do you like?
Ha ha ha.
Alright, I gotta make one minute of this.
Oh my god, okay.
It's me, stable rinoto.
The clip!
Yes, this class is gonna teach the art of a clip.
A lot of people can clip for him,
but not many people can be the clip.
It's a play on words that I created.
Basically, I just wanna teach everyone how to,
you know, generically make clips
instead of forcing something.
Not everything in this world needs to be forced.
A lot of people are funnier than they assume, than they intend to be.
So this class is going to teach that.
You know, I also want to teach how my fucking chat just like ruined my video!
Like shut up!
Oh my god, bro.
I can't do this, man.
Hold on, bro.
I-I-I-I-I-I can't focus.
I can't focus, bro.
I actually can't focus.
Hold on.
Yo, it's StableRenoto, I want to teach the art of being a clip.
A lot of people can clip for him, not a lot of people can be the clip.
Everyone's funny, I just spit everywhere.
Oh my fucking god, oh my god, I just spit everywhere.
I just spit everywhere.
I just spit everywhere.
Alright, hold on.
Hello?
Who is it?
It's me, StableRenoto.
I basically want to teach the art of being the clip.
Everyone can clip for him, but not everyone can put out good clips.
class is going to teach everything about that. There's a lot of people who want to make it.
A lot of people who don't want to make it. They just want to get viral. Well, this class is about
how you can make it, go viral, and maintain it. So accept me, stablevernodo, as your 2026 teacher
slash professor slash advisor for a class. I feel as if I could teach many students, many people
the art of creating clips, as I am the clip!
Yes, it's a classic statement.
I've been in the game for about seven years, maybe six or seven.
It's a good clip. That's not getting clip.
About seven years.
I know the ins, I know the outs, I know what it's like to fall off,
I know what it's like to be at the medium-ish top, you know what I'm saying?
So, allow me to teach that class.
Horse, ow.
That's good. That's actually good. That's one minute.
That was good. That was good. That was good. That was good. That was good. That was good. That was cold
That was actually cold. That was really cold. All right, let me send that right there
Video submission. Let me get that going bro. Hold on
Do not accept him
Can't wait for you to watch party Shimmer University
It's like, man, it's like, honestly, forget what it's like.
Your class is getting skimmed.
Now do it again.
Just don't be fat.
I'm not gonna, I'm done reading this chat.
I'm actually done reading this chat.
Yo, for a profile, for a picture, for a photo ID, does it have to be my driver's license
Or can I just give them like a picture of a burger or something like that?
Like, do I have to do that?
Upload this.
Like that.
You, you take me as a joke.
You dare to take me as a joke.
But you dare to take me as a joke, huh?
You are a joke, lock in, we want us, what the fuck are you doing?
Yo, yo burger, what the fuck are you doing, bro?
You think you can just like stroll my room?
Like, get in the corner!
Ha ha, get it?
Sorry, I gotta stop.
Let me, I refer, let me stop, let me just stop.
Sorry, bro, I'm sorry, I don't know what, I don't know what I gotta, I gotta handle
I got ahead of myself.
I got ahead of myself.
So I got news, y'all.
I don't know where my driver's license is.
Is it in my wallet?
Oh, it is in my wallet.
What if this gets leaked?
Bro, wait, no, this actually can't.
Wait, do I actually put my real photo ID?
Like, I don't want to leak this.
Like, is this site secure?
What the fuck are you looking at, bro?
Is this site secure?
No shit.
Oh my God, I'm leaking.
Yo guys, is my fucking like, internet bad?
Or is my fucking page fat?
Like what is this?
None of my messages are sending.
Bro, I can't fucking, try just call Kai here.
Let me just call him.
I'm just gonna call him.
I'm just gonna call him.
Yo bro, think you hung up by accident.
Quick question.
Do I have to give my real ID?
Why does his number green?
What does that mean?
Yo, Burger, I'm not gonna lie, bro.
Like, do you think this room is just like a playhouse?
Like, did I?
Do you think this room is just a fucking playhouse to you?
Get off the bed!
Burger, get off the bed!
Bro, get off the bed, bro!
Get off the bed!
Like you think it's shit to jump right? I'm not fucking up, I'm not. Oh shit
Damn
Sup what you doing?
Flinching L owner, Bro Burger loves me, watch this, hey Burger, hi, oh, you're a good burger,
Who wants some food, huh?
Oh, you like when I fucking figure your ears, don't you?
What?
Hi, Burger.
What?
He's not fat.
Don't call my cat fat, man.
Like, no, my cat is fat.
Don't call my cat fat, man.
Like...
No, my cat is not fat.
Burger, say hi.
Say hi.
Say hi.
Say hi.
Say hi.
Bro, he's not to- Bro, you guys act like he doesn't do this all day, but I just shh.
There he goes, scratching his little- his little coochie.
I mean, he doesn't have a coochie.
He's a- he's a boy.
Yo, guys.
Oh, I forgot.
Everyone in this fucking chat is a vegetarian orarian, bro.
Like, goddamn, bro.
Yeah, you guys are right, bro.
You guys are right, bro.
Burger.
Burger.
Because I held him for about 50 seconds, Burger now has cancer.
Burger now has type 2 diabetes. Burger now has every problem, bro. It's like god damn bro
Why do you guys act like you're smarter than you are? It's so annoying. It's like because we are
Let me get this guy real quick photo ID. Let's hope this doesn't oh
Wait, oh
It's good. It won't leak good
Take a shot for me
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Take a shot for me
Hold on I'm trying to believe it now
Guys my video won't send
Is this too much of like a heavy fucking thing?
You transferred your diabetes to him
It's like
It's like why man
I just want to like be
Appreciated man
It's like
Or I'll meet to leave this out of my DM's before one weirdo in this fucking chat just get to it
Yo, I got told that I also need to be gold today
Apparently for fortnight. Is this true?
Is this true?
Yes, you do how hard is it to get golds because this chat just typed gg before I even asked it so
It's not hard
Listen, we have T-minus, well, set a timer, T-minus three hours and 40 minutes until stable
Ronaldo returns to the ring.
I'm not even kidding.
Hold on.
Let me call my mommy.
Hold on.
Burger, I just fed you, you fat bitch.
Like, what do you take?
Like, bro, who do you think you aren't eating so much?
Hey, mom.
I'm working right now.
I just wanted to say hi.
Hi.
I want you to know that today, after two years, I'm going to be working.
I'm un-retiring mom and I'm gonna win another FNCS.
You got it.
You believe in me?
I believe in you.
Do you believe in yourself?
Mom, everyone doubts me.
Everyone says, Ron, you're fat.
Ron, you can't do it.
Ron, you're super handsome.
Ron, I look up to you every single day.
Today I wanna prove the world wrong.
Okay, you don't wanna be handsome anymore?
Oh, no, no, no, that, yeah, no,
I'm gonna keep that one, but like.
Okay.
Yeah.
You always choose the wrong side.
You got it.
I AM the Crip, Mom!
You are, and I'm proud of you.
Mom, I'm number one.
Yes, you are always number one.
You beat that.
I do beat that.
You know I beat that.
You're always number one.
All right, peace out, yeah, I love you too. You hang up first
Yo, purple fat bitch do all your dudes fucking eat like bro. I got a hydro bowl like right
How was that ironic how was that ironic?
Talk to me. Talk to me nicely. Yeah, you see it coming in. Stop lying now. Now you can't. Now you can't run now
You can't run now. You can't run hold on hold on now because now you can't run hold on now
Because now you can't run
Hold on
You see something now now you'll see now y'all see in the progression right now y'all see in the same position
me, oh
Well, I'm losing weight. Don't play with me. Don't play with me. Don't play with me, bro. Don't play with me. You said
Stop sucking in this is sucking in
Shit
Bro got handles. Just wait, bro. I'm gonna take your girl. Yeah, I'm gonna take everyone's girl, bro
I'm gonna fuck
Who is it? It's me stable running. Let's just go through this video real quick
make sure this is the one hello who is it it's me stable ronado I basically want
to teach the art of being the clip everyone can clip for her but not
everyone can put out good clips this class is gonna teach everything about
that there's a lot of people who want to make it a lot of people who don't want
to make it they just want to get viral well this class is a movie honestly
bro this guy's funny who is this guy like this guy's actually kind of funny I
I feel like I'm about a gift of 10 subs.
About how you can make it, go viral and maintain it.
So accept me, stable Ronaldo,
as your 2026 teacher slash professor slash advisor
for a class.
I feel as if I could teach many students, many people
the art of creating clips.
Excuse me, thank you for the 10 gifts there, bro.
Thank you so much.
We've got a W in the chat for him, appreciate you.
Thank you, man, thank you for the nice of us.
Art of creating clips, as I am the clip!
Ha ha ha!
Yes, it's a classic statement.
I've been in the game for about seven years.
Maybe six or seven.
Maybe six or seven.
It's a good clip.
It's not getting clip.
This guy actually knows how to be funny.
Wait.
Maybe six or seven.
It's a good clip.
That's not getting clip.
About seven years.
I know the ins, I know the outs,
I know what it's like to fall off.
I know what it's like to be at the medium-ish top.
You know what I'm saying?
So guys, that's not dangerous.
This is called dust.
Allow-
Oh, thank you for the six gifted.
I'm gonna teach that class.
Horse out.
Yo, hello?
Yeah, this is good.
This is actually good.
This is good, bro.
This is actually good.
Hold on, let me just submit this real quick.
Cameraman policy, I don't wanna show the screen,
This says, Cameraman are approved case by case.
Will notify you if you've been approved.
After reading this, I'm requesting to...
Oh, thank you so much for the five gifted rules.
Wait, I gotta type my Cameraman's full name and everything?
Bro, I don't know how to...
What is this, bro?
Dylan?
Fucking Dylan Club of fucking...
Wait, bro, is that how you spell his last name?
Like, I don't even fucking know, bro.
Like, God damn, man.
Ohio State's better than any with the five gifted.
Who the fuck lives in Ohio?
Yo, Dylan, bro.
How the fuck will you say your last name, Miho?
Oh, how does someone in my chat know?
What the fuck?
What date is Dylan born on, bro?
Does anyone know Dylan's birthday?
What's his birthday?
Does anyone know?
That's wrong.
Oh my God, bro.
Whatever, bro.
Here, I got you, I got you, I got you, I got you.
All right, bro.
Six seven nineteen sixty seven. It's like what do I even have to gain from you guys is doing this
Like it's a space so bad man. It's just bad
1128 2003 funny man duck 12 with the five gifted much appreciated 1128 2003
1128 wait, that doesn't even make any sense. Wouldn't you be fucking the same age as me?
I'm 23 goddamn that doesn't sound right
Like I'm 23 bro. How old wait, how old are you wait? What yo guys stop gifting six and seven gifted
Oh god, I don't know what I don't even want it. Well, I don't even want it man. I don't want it
I don't want it, bro. Thank you. Well, thank you, but I don't want it, bro. I
Don't I don't want it, but thank you bro Instagram handle. What's your Instagram ladies? Go ahead shout it out, dude
Ungrateful oh my god, bro
What is this camera man photo ID, I'm just gonna give them a photo of you bro lays stable
Renault let's just see anything come up, bro
I'm gonna use this photo fuck it. I'm gonna use this photo
Oh, they're not getting your ID lays. They'll be fine, bro. If we get this for bro. We're
good
All right, it's uploaded. All right, I'm upload this photo. This is good, bro. I'm not a terrorist
Like bro, miho. Are you dead ass like come on son? Like bro, don't call me that
I'm not gonna lie. This is kind of
Well, I miss this couple anyone else your LP with the five gifted, bro. Thank you. What the fuck is this?
What is this bro, oh
Oh my god, Lace, send me your real ID over Discord, bro.
I'll delete it after, bro.
Don't worry.
Oh yeah, this is that.
No, I'm not gonna lie.
Do I, do I, send it on Discord?
Yo, do I put this one?
Oh my god.
What are you doing, bro?
I'm not gonna lie, bro.
Why do you look like a creature for Thanos?
I said, why do you look like a creature for Thanos?
Yo, he kind of looked like a...
Yo, he low-key would kind of look like a creature for a...
The more I look at him, he kind of looks like a...
Oh my god, Lazy, you look fucking fat in this.
Your middle name, can I say your middle name?
Yo, wait, can I say your middle name, bro?
Yo!
All right, you can delete it, bro, from our DMs.
Bro.
I accept, submit.
All right, guys, error we couldn't.
Wait, what?
Wait, what?
Am I banned?
I
Me oh
Weight limit that doesn't even make any sense. They don't know my weight you fucking dumb it wait. This is a fake website
Did I click on the wrong website?
Let's hope the applications don't get elite again, like last year.
What the fuck, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, why are you typing that as I'm submitting?
That did not happen, did it?
Yo, I can't submit.
I did it.
I gotta leave a voice note.
Oh, God, I gotta leave.
I already rejected my phone call, do I leave a voice note?
Yo, it's stableRonaldo, the horse.
I'm trying to submit a live application right now on stream
and I get hit with a processing application
and it said we couldn't upload your file,
check your internet connection and try again.
The thing is, the file says it's okay everywhere
but then out of nowhere it just says it doesn't work
so I'm a little confused.
If you can hit me back, much appreciated.
He hasn't responded to about 50 of my texts, bro, but it's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
The phone number you put, it's real.
Wait, no, I didn't even put a phone number.
Bro, it just won't let me.
It is a JPEG.
Look, JPEG.movie.
Does that matter or no?
Does that matter or no?
It's green it literally is checked off
So I'm about to not submit so I'm about to get my thing taken
Bro, they don't do that's a real number somewhere in the world, bro, it's fine
No, do I refresh the site?
Oh my fucking god
You think this shit's funny
You guys think this shit's dead-ass funny like dead serious you think this is funny
I'm about to check my email
There's no way right
Nice ride didn't even send oh
My god, all right, you know, I'm doing this shit offshoring bro. Fuck you guys
You guys want to giggle and laugh go ahead giggle and laugh you fucking dorks do it bro
I don't give a shit go ahead giggle and laugh man. I actually dealt with hair, bro
Like you think I'm fucking trolling bro. Go ahead giggle and laugh man
Yo guys, how far is Jinxie by the way? Is he almost at Malena or no?
Is he almost there?
me ho he's at the fire it's been 75 fucking hours wait how what percent is he done the
game what percent is he done the game like what percent is this would you say no like
Actually bro, can you guys help? Yo, I'm not reading any message besides mods, bro
Bro Jinxie told me that he wants a little bit of help for Milena
And I was thinking about watching it kind of similar how he watched Dante's reach challenger
The only question is is how long will actually take him to beat Milena because I'm not trying to do like a 10 hour stream
Like will it dead-ass take like oh
Oh days got it clicking that off nice
Anything that I need to know before we do anything, bro. I'm not kidding
I haven't even guys don't laugh at me, but I did ask haven't even opened fucking fortnight
Since this new season and I don't know any of the meta. I don't know anything. I don't know goddamn fucking thing
So yeah, I'm a little worried, bro. I'm a little worried. Oh, I should actually just real quick though
Let me just leave one comment.
Yo, Kai, tried to submit a response, didn't get a message back.
Would love to be a teacher there.
Let me know if you, let me know if that works.
Love you, Kai.
Wait, which there is it?
There?
Let me know if that works, love you, Kai.
The students aren't cooked just because I don't know how to spell bro.
You guys are dorks.
I'm dead out of here.
I was like, fuck you guys.
Yo, Jason, Adab, Lacey, Marlon, and Silky got invited to Fanatic's Fest at New York
City to potentially meet some of the biggest celebrities.
Guys, I'm on there.
I'll be honest with you.
I forgot to submit a photo.
I'm not gonna lie bro.
I never responded to Griff.
I'll be honest.
I never responded to Gryff so that's why I wasn't on the original.
Thank you, Eddie C, though.
Guys, stop, stop outroining me, bro.
I just forgot to submit it.
But, yes, we are going, I'm not gonna lie.
Bro, me and Trav, I mean, we're already locked in.
Me and him are good friends.
Kevin Hart, I've already talked to him,
met him a couple times, we're good friends.
John Cena, he follows me, he's cool.
LeBron, bro, me and LeBron are good friends.
I've never met Tom Brady.
Um, I don't know who this is this is this is this is or this is but is this Jalen?
The one player Jalen Brunson. Yeah
Yep
Yes, bro. I'm not I'm excited, bro. I'm dead ass excited. Let's hope that we meet them dead ass we yes we because I've already
Meet met them. You know I'm saying um
Iron stop putting me as random kid, bro. Um, what else did I miss anything important that I missed?
Also, by the way guys, I'm up. Yep. You heard her first. We're on the blue mouse now
I have the pink one should I give it away or should I just keep it for a backup?
Well, I have the I don't even know if anyone even cares to use a mouse bro like use my mouse
Um, ten straight guys, and it's the weenie
Yo guys, I was on a video with Lorraine. You know what I'm saying, bro? I'm up
Well, I'm straight as it gets, dead ass serious.
When you look at me, bro, you, I'm low key.
Like I saw Dabo tweeted, but unironically, I'm a sex symbol.
I'm low key a sex symbol, like low key, low fucking key.
The stable group chat decided to feed the, what is this?
I'm a fucking sex symbol.
I'm a fucking sex symbol.
I could be right this time with you.
We may never move
For all this time
It's getting kinda clear
Just forget me, forget me, right?
What the fuck did you guys do?
This is beautiful!
Next time let me middle man bro, I can help a little
But what is this? What y'all do?
Thank you!
This is beautiful bro
Are you gonna do this again?
What?
Bro y'all are trolling me I bet
I'm not gonna lie bro. We could watch this whole this is literally how I'm about to play today
This is dead-ass how I'm about to play today like look at this shit, bro
You
Yay bully deluxe June 19th, what?
I'll be honest with you, bro. I actually like bully people can hate it
People say it came it goes whatever it is. I liked it. I actually didn't like it, bro need this run today talk to me
What is this 58 seconds? What is this well?
Like what are you saying
It's a fighting
You think this is my problem. I'm going like maybe like not even a mile per hour
Dude, I'm not even kidding was anyone even there for when I literally played for like ten hours straight
This was such like oh my god. I hated this
That's not even bad
Actually, not even bad
I'm in bad, bro, but there was a time where I literally played for 12 hours every single day
Drop of me if you used to do that to classic time about everyone used to play everyone used to play bro
What is this switch partners can now cap their viewership numbers from their dashboard
When turn on your be notified about
I'm gonna display your view going on secret.
So you guys want me to cap my viewership.
I don't view bot.
News, hey guys, new era, this is the news.
Guys, I don't view bot.
You can put the yellow dude with his eyebrow up,
you can do whatever, bro.
I'm the only streamer that shows their revenue, basically.
Facts!
Yeah guys, I view bot, but I have 30,000 subs!
Like, bro, I can't, bro.
Nah, you know what, guys, how many viewers do you,
I don't know, let's ask the chat.
How many viewers do you think I'm at right now?
Cause I'm the only streamer that goes up in views,
then down in views, up in views, down in views.
Cause that's organic.
You go, sometimes you're up, sometimes you're low,
sometimes you're high, sometimes you're low.
Oh, you guys think I'm at 500 viewers.
So you think I'm back in 2023?
You think I'm back in 2023 right now, got it.
Got it, got it.
Oh, thank you for the one gifted sub, bro.
That was actually a viewbot who just gifted, thank you.
Can we get a thank you to him?
That was a viewbot who just gifted.
We are excited for Bully, bro.
We are excited.
It is 2023.
Wake up wrong.
What does that mean?
What?
What if this whole time I've been capping my viewers
and I really have 100,000 right now,
and there's 100,000 of you in here?
And then it's just like it's just straight to hate. It's like coordinated hate. It's weird. It's actually weird
It's like coordinated hate. It's dead-ass like everyone at the same time though. That has everyone at the same time
Oh my god, you know what? I just realized I haven't like recap like anything from NMS boxing, bro
I'm gonna be real with you. Can I get a clip of Jason vs. Jeff? What do you think the fight of the night was that night?
Like what do you think the fight of the night?
Like what do you think the fight of the night was X and pilot I'll be honest with you, bro
I was surprised that pilot didn't give up. I saw a tweet that said
He was like fighting for his life or whatever and he was about to give up like bro. Shout out to him
I'll be honest with you though. Jason dead ass almost got full box. Who knows what I'm talking about drop with me
I'm not gonna lie, I actually got scared.
Anyone else?
Like deadass, I low-key got scared.
Like a little bit.
Did anyone else?
I don't think Jeff got robbed.
I think that's just people hating.
Facts are no.
Bro, there's a lot of people who don't like Jason the Wean, I'll be honest with you.
I don't think he got robbed.
I deadass.
I would just tell you guys.
I'll be honest with you though Jeff clears day one round two. I'm gonna be honest
unbiasedly like Jason won round one and three but there was a there was a
moment where Jeff low key got me scared okay I want a nice Jason got like hit
and he started like fight from both you today was anyone surprised though like I
I give credit where credit is due, dead ass.
Jeff is actually goading.
Like, bruh, he actually surprised the fuck out of me.
He's goading.
So shout out Asian Jeff, bruh, dead ass.
We're going to each other's quarters.
Burger, what are you doing on my couch, bro?
All right, first round on my whistle.
Now I can really watch this back bro because before I'll be honest with you. It was a little sketchy couldn't really tell
How's this forms any boxers in attack
It's good for
They're short, but they quit.
Like, it's not bad, bro.
It's like, he's got a lot of right books.
You know what the problem is?
You know what the problem is?
See, like, when he gets aggressive like that, low-key loses form.
A player like me is not losing form then.
Who the fuck is this guy right here?
There you go.
3-2-minute rouse here
Hits him in the face, very good hit
gets hit, Jaycee goes saying go back to Tomato Town, Jeff with the wind-up
This is a classic move for a beginner. You never want to wind up. You want to go straight to the face
So it looks predictable. Yeah
Hit to the right, hit to the left, hit to the left, hit to the right, right next to the...
I'm not putting Alex in a fucking showcaller, I don't know
I
Told some torch that's a classic move from boxers
I believe they're not that bad though for the first time fighters
Yeah, I would have known I'm not a boxer
Shit! 30 seconds left on round one.
Burger!
Yo, oh god, you're not doing that, Burger!
Oh god, I'm killing it! I'll bet that's true!
Oh god, get him! Get him! Are you crazy? Are you fucking crazy?
Are you crazy? You want to fuck up my $10,000 couch? I'll turn you into a fucking campfire sword!
I
Anyways
No, stop typing around or I'm gonna eat them. I don't give a fuck
And the guy that said which one is Jason here we go. That's some jabs got a right place
Very nice. Get some second stuff on the first one
It's a little jab Asian Jeff just wants to end the round. He's understanding what he's gonna do three seconds two seconds one second
First round dad who won that round. Let's be honest here, right? I'm gonna be honest with you
Jason definitely won that round too many landed punches too many
ready
Are they still gonna run?
Great round. Highly technical. Now round two
Round two. Let me move this camera real quick. Oh, yeah, good shit
So round two though everyone open their eyes, okay, if your eyes are open lock in watch this
This round in your corners, of course you skip the ring girl. Sure guys here. Go ahead. Look at the ring girl
Fighters in your corners on my whistle
Oh, round two underway.
Round two.
Here we go.
Wait for it.
Jason.
So Jeff now is way more aggressive.
Look at this.
Jeff throwing out punches.
Get a good one.
Connection.
This is the hook.
Okay.
Jeff landed something.
This is where I was scared.
If you were scared, drop a make.
That's there.
This was the scary part.
Look at this.
Hook.
Good.
Hits a left jab.
Jason didn't reach.
Gets a right.
Oh my god, I didn't realize how hard that was.
Wait, that's actually good shots, wait.
I never watched this guy.
Hold on.
So, jab.
Oh my god, I'm not gonna lie, if that's me,
when I fell to the ground and probably cried
and said, yo, I need to end my stream,
I need to fucking band-aid or something like that,
probably.
Probably.
Look, off balance, Jason almost fell.
But Jeff also fell, that was a sell.
Look.
Now you hit some look at this, bro. This is where I was scared was anyone else scared like seriously look at this
Bro, just constant
shit, babe Jeff Jeff
Bang bang bang bang bang bang bang that made me think I thought he was gonna get drunk
But then I was like no, that's the Chinese master. She said
She screaming standing out of a seat. That's you you're a judge
Oh shit.
Guys, you'll see.
I'm, what does it say?
I'm, what is that name?
I am, I'm Omar, I don't know, thank you bro.
Don't be Elrond bro, don't Elrond.
I'll be honest with you, one thing I've noticed about Jason DeVine is that when he gets hit
and don't call me a dick rider or nothing like that.
I'm just being honest.
When he gets hit, he low-key gets emotional
and starts throwing.
Like, just like, he low-key,
like, I know what's going through his head.
I know what's going through his head.
He got hit in the face by Jeff
and instantly thought of his chat putting Keckwa,
or Keckweight, he's about to get dropped by Asian Jeff
and I know that was in his head.
So then he starts just throwing his fists or whatever
to just try to get him off.
I don't blame him, bro. I don't blame him other than that though, but it's gonna come you know, we said that I
Didn't want to shrink it should actually a day off. I'm not alive. What's in the beach? I got ten
Do you guys notice difference or did I waste eight hours of my life?
See but then you get this
Table or an auto in the corner looking good
Right looks good he got caught a few times this round
Just relax, just relax.
Wow.
I'll be honest with you, they couldn't have gone more rounds, could they have?
Or no.
You tell me, Chad.
Three rounds?
I didn't realize how crazy this was.
Oh, shit, that reach.
Look, see, it's getting kind of dirty.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
What the fuck?
Wait, why did Miss Southwest?
I just realized this.
Hit.
Hit.
Miss.
Hit.
Oh, because clench.
Oh
Cuz clench the grabbing. Oh shit. Wait is that allowed or no? Did he hit him in the back of that?
Loki I'm not a lot. I feel bad a little roughly like Jeff had no one just like cheap like brown no one like
She ran his name like no one low-key being like yellow we we want you wait like bro
That should be kind of sad now watch him back next time problem in Jeff's corner, and I want to see Jason in downtown
Very nice, then she doesn't even know bro. I think Jason Jason
I thought this was gonna be an easy fight Jeff surprised me. I keep dick riding, but bro. He's good you 30 seconds left in the second round
right good right no fact breaks through
there was a right doesn't connect
ooh see he gets rebuttal bro it's rebuttal bro it's getting messy bro and this is coming
from someone named Ronaldo he's looking for five seconds left doesn't go to the third round
I think it does.
Oh, man.
I mean honestly, who won that round?
That's Jeff, right?
Jeff won that round.
Like Jeff won that round.
That's good.
They got a lot of stamina in the tank. I can't fight, bro.
A lot of punches thrown out of both of them.
But you can see they're getting a little bit tired.
It's starting to settle a little bit. There's more of those.
Oh, my nose. I just have boogers in my nose.
He's looking at his punches.
He's not even looking at his punches.
Oh wait, I can finally hear what they said, what do I?
And they're trying to, you know, maybe see if they can find an opening,
or they're trying to desert a stand on it, and they see if the corner is doing it.
He's not even looking at his punches! He's not even looking at his punches!
Absolutely not me! I'm trying to touch him! I'm trying to touch him!
I'm trying to touch him! Hey!
Oh, a little replay?
You see how Jason's corner is doing?
Wait, what ounce gloves are these?
I never knew. What ounce gloves do you fight in?
Wait, these are 16 ounces?
I'm not gonna lie.
Would someone have gotten knocked out if they were like a little bit lighter?
Like there's no way, right?
What do fighters usually fight with?
Is it 14, 8?
What is it?
I don't know what it is.
12, 12 to 14, okay, so if Jason and Jeff and everyone else fought with like 12 to 14,
do you think someone would have like gotten knocked out, knocked out, like we're talking
like knock out, knock out?
Yes?
Yeah, pilot.
What is the replay?
There we go.
Throw something to the body, bro. Everything's in the head.
See a little when he's doing it. You got me?
Here we go! Ring girl's coming in!
Fighters to your corners still, to your corners still.
Does anyone even listen to their coaches when shit happens like this?
Yeah!
Both fighters completely to your corners.
Every time a girl comes on camera you guys put this fucking Minion round and
I start whole fighters completely your corners all right I'm my way so
hey here we go it's gonna open up enemies boxing for the last round for
the main event nice it was quiet as a fucking stable or no no nice and easy
It's a little jab, just nice and easy, nice and easy, nice and easy.
That's a good right, get some good body work.
Hold on, hold on.
Hands up, hands up.
Jason and I have low-key similar physiques.
Nice and easy, nice and easy.
Slips a little bit.
There it is.
Good two-piece out of Jason.
Throw the jab, throw the jab.
I mean bro, good job round here.
Jeff, Jeff, okay.
You got a nice build for her.
Here we go.
Yeah.
Hey, stay on your job, Jason.
Well, I was nervous as hell.
My best, you know, if you got knocked down
and I swear to God, if Jeff would have said
box 200, if Jason got knocked out,
I would have had to shot up the whole place.
I'm just kidding, I'm in game.
Stay on your job, stay on your job.
Halfway through.
Stay on the jabs! Stay on the jabs!
Third round!
Holy shi-
Try and throw the punch!
Caught him on the chin there.
60 seconds remain.
Who's this guy right here? He's good looking as fuck.
I noticed the chat was talking about that earlier too.
Guys, I don't know if he's at or anything like that, but I did see the comments.
A lot of people were talking about me.
Not him.
Fuck.
Last round.
Oh wait, can we get a replay of this?
I never saw the angle too much. This is where he...
Wow.
Oh, he got mad.
That's where everything went crazy.
That's where like, I'm not even kidding, I saw my social security number dropped
off defending Jason Deadass.
Oh, here's the clip.
That was quick.
Hold on, let's go in slow-mo here.
Hit the top of his head.
Oh look at that foot. Oh shit. I'll be honest with you if you go to the clip of
me y'all could say Keck Walk, Liar, whatever. Yo, that fucking corner had a
a pound of fucking water, dead ass.
Wow, hold on.
Which lowkey sucks because then it just makes it look like, like imagine if that shot really
did, like we'll never know.
We're just always going to have to put a yellow dude raising his eyebrow.
Was the fight though?
Bro someone should just been cleaning
But they not have a towel boy my bra would have been a towel boy, no I wouldn't have I'm a grown-ass man
Can we find out who made that wet spot in general regardless of Jason slips or not can we figure that out bro and
BAD OUCH! Like who did that bro?
39 seconds left. Jason.
Who was it? The random dude or no?
last round. Oh, good job. Watching it back like 20 seconds left. Come on. Come on now.
Good one. Like who landed more punches round three. One two. That's it right there. Jason
Brown. That's it right there. If people are not talking about the slip, because everyone
just forget everything. Everyone's just arguing about that regardless. That's what he landed
No punches.
She's like,
Look at this fucking ugly dude right here.
I've never even saw that.
How did Allison even fell?
I ain't gonna lie, that ain't he fell.
down to the last second
I'm gonna be honest with you, bro. I think it's just people just hate farming Jason. Just because it's Jason
I'll be honest friend
He won that fight Jason won that fight
They don't know fight, but I will say I will say I actually think Jeff is fucking like extremely good
Like I'll be honest with you, bro. He he might he might even fuck he might even fuck you up
You yes you
You might fuck you up right pretty good
Be pretty good
Surprisingly he held his own now see if I was in there. Oh my god. It's a whole different story, bro
If people were throwing fists at me, bro, I'm just gonna bra. I'm gonna have Lucas Goldstein in my corner
But what you need to I'm gonna make sure you hit me in the back of the court in my head just so I can sue you
Like that ass
Just like a sue you bro
Um, yeah, but I'll be honest with you, wait, when is Jason doing this again or is he not
doing it again?
Was that his last one?
Yay, dropped.
Is this real before I like watch this shit or no
But people are saying this is real
It's not
Why are we nookie tiddies? I'm not gonna lie cows look pretty good like I really think about it
Wait, it's on his YouTube wait
I want to get cakey
I think she'll love me
I see she's fatty I think she's body full
Close touch her, close coming close, no close, no close
I'm a little confused here, what is-
I'm not gonna lie, don't call me D1, but oh god, this beat is hard, this beat is hard.
She's stroking this cow's fucking...
I think she's ready, I think she's ready
We left for the baby eye, we left for the baby eye, we left
We'll be honest with you, you and Leisha recreated
We'll be honest with you, this type of music video that Pac-Boy and Max go live later and say this is like
These are no I can see the resemblance of what yay's trying to do here like this are like I could really tell what he
He's really a head like
Bro, what did I just watch? I'm gonna be honest with you bro. I love yay, and I'm not gonna like this beats hard
But I don't understand what's the symbolism. I don't
Amen, whatever he I don't care bro. He's the go fuck it. He may graduation. We're back to freakin yay. I guess
Peezy your teaser
Read the bio
Yeah, bully deluxe on the way
Soon bra soon
Anything else I need to see remember this tweet by June 20
Like I
Don't remember tweeting so so you want to send me
So basically you want to just photoshop
You got it. Yeah, don't watch recommended video from yay. Wait, why?
There's nothing recommended
Like Chang, please fucking peak. What is this?
Tongue Tongue Tongue Stable. Nice, bro. Anything important that I need to see bro. Apparently I need to get gold
Yana crying after everyone's being so nice to her after she sang on stage
People are so meat y'all
She's really good at singing man. She's almost as good as us. I
I did get posted by YouTube guys. Me and them are in contact right now. They're talking about yo
We want to give you a 60 million dollar deal or whatever
I was telling them like yo, I really don't want to leave twitch
It doesn't have four K likes and five. It's glitch bro. I was telling them
I was like yo, I don't really want to leave twitch. I have a diehard fanbase
You know I'm saying my people here love me the good people bro, etc. So yeah, I'm gonna stay here for y'all man
W Ron Ron Ron Egoed me wait spike was at the fucking meet and greet
Ron Bob your biggest fan. They're wrong. I got picture. They're wrong. Why are you airing me?
I'm your biggest fan. Why are you airing me Ron?
So I have an ego now. Yo guys is anyone here living New York City or no? I'm pretty sure
I'm pretty sure I'm pretty sure I'm not gonna like lock it in just yet but I'm pretty sure in
July around like the 20th we're gonna be doing a pop-up me and Ray for Ultra and I'll be honest with
you there's gonna be some people there I'm not going you know say but there should be some people
There should be some people there so
You know
If you want to be there you could be there blah blah blah. It's gonna be in New York City
There's gonna be a lot of people there. No
Don't send me anything. I won't
There'll be a lot of people
Ron X Mario, I pray to God I never meet Mario dead ass bro
It's like we never meet you ever like talked like a friend on Xbox 360
He has so much aura online like ridiculous amounts of aura
He's just like a cool fucking dude that you play with every single day
And then like in like a year or two like you guys finally meet up and he's a 34 year old pedophile
Who tries to groom you like bro?
It's like why ruin your fucking aura when you can just remain anonymous like you know I'm saying like on like on Xbox 360
Yeah brah-ha.
Um, Samaya News.
Alvayasang Chivalry started out a subject on two weeks ago on Maya's birthday.
Starting at 8K subs they reached 80,000.
VAS!
Wow.
Currently number one, number three on Twitch on Paces vs. Jixi.
And here?
What?
Bro, guys, if you guys want, we could, we could sub, we could put all the subs in my
chat and I could donate them.
Wait, say oh god, they're at 70,000 wait, what's the channel is it just alveas
Okay, where do I see it where's the sub count
68000 days 16.
All right, bro, I'm gonna give some subs how do I do it?
Okay.
How do I give the sub?
I'm not gonna give the sub.
Stu...
What, a thousand?
You think it's a thousand chat or what?
You think it's a thousand?
How many should we do for Maya, bro?
A thousand?
Oh, shit.
Oh, fuck, I misclicked.
Rod's about to gift? What the fuck?
Yup.
No, I'm not Rod Dill Dingle!
Holy...
Oh!
Wrod, bro.
Oh, no.
W Rod, bro.
No wait!
This is about to take to see if a thousand gifted works.
Whoa, what the fuck? Did he get banned?
What the fuck has happened?
That shit glitched, bro.
That shit glitched as fuck.
That ass that shit glitched.
I'm gonna say L and then your username.
Is that what y'all want?
Is that what you guys fucking want?
Yo, be fucking grateful!
Ever since I was a kid playing football,
one of my biggest dreams was to be signed by Nike
and became the biggest baller in the world.
When I stopped playing to pursue what I do now,
I thought that was dream was gone.
Today, years later, I'm proud to say that I officially signed with Nike.
God is the greatest. Never let anyone tell your dreams are delusional.
I'm gonna say L and then your username.
I'm gonna say L and then your username.
I'm gonna say L and then your username.
and tell your dreams are delusional.
Champions have arenas, run inside tracks,
brothers have rings.
Lacey crashed.
Oh, man.
Let's find out what clip form this is, bro.
This is what I mean when I say clip form versus clip
creation three.
You guys think I'm that?
I had an idea.
Every generation gets told what's impossible
and somebody doesn't.
While others waited for exchange, I built one.
Not for attention, not for approval,
Cause I could already see what it was going on.
They said I couldn't do it.
Now they asked me how I did it.
The best part, I'm only getting started.
My halabra, Nike got some aura to it.
How much money do you think you get paid, bro?
They, this is kind of nuts.
This is kind of nuts, bro.
Is this like, bro, this is why I've got to lose some weight.
Like imagine I looked better.
Do you think I'd get more brand deals
I was just like, not such a fat ass, like that ass.
Bro, cause I get brand deals that come up,
but it's like, why take them if it's not like,
cool, you know what I'm saying?
Like, I don't know, bro.
A wet sandwich, what does that mean, bro?
What?
It's too late for you?
What the fuck do you mean it's too late for me?
Bro, I just had a fucking dude come in saying,
Shalom brother Nets, we're here at the estate
to pray for another thousand years of good luck for you,
bro, like what the fuck do you mean it's too late?
It just started.
This is crazy man, congratulations to fucking Marlin, bro.
Me and Marlin got something big, yeah.
We got something big in the works.
What do you want me to do, Sidney?
What are you linking me?
What?
You know something, the clouds, a chair that's known to be dark,
something so loud, we'll be right in there.
Like, bro, why are you linking me to this, bro?
You know what, matter of fact, bro?
Let me call daddy real quick.
Let me call Gryff.
Oh, I'm running out of battery.
When daddy doesn't pick up the first ring, he usually doesn't pick up in general.
Oh my god, I'm not even kidding.
Hold on, bro.
Yo, Burger, I'm not kidding.
I swear to god, I'm gonna turn you into a fucking story, bro.
You actually got to stop. Like, what about me?
Bro, where are you?
Marta, where are you?
Yo, Marta.
Where are you, bro?
Are you under the fucking...
Bro, get out!
Get out!
The fuck did I say, bro?
I'm gonna hit you in the butt, bro.
Put a finger in your ass.
Back up
It's like of course I'm gonna start me my mic and talk into burger graph. This is what the chat's gonna do every time
Also guys is it safe to go to New York City for the parade if the nicks somehow win without security like is
Is is is that safe or no? Oh
Hey, Griff I'm live right now
Yo question bro, um me my chat. We're wondering so like more long science and Nike like do we got anything coming up?
Then maybe I could get signed to let's like, you know
Are you doing anything athletic?
Yeah, I'm playing in a tournament today e-sports
Maybe we can maybe we can sort out an e-sports necki division. How about that?
Dan burger that fat ass. Will you say sorry?
Yeah, I heard say it again
So maybe we can do a necki e-sports division. How about that? Oh, so like you so I have to be athletic to get these type of sponsors
Maybe that's a different for being athletic
So for debate, the only way to find out is we do it.
Or maybe we do eating contests.
That's not much, let it be.
But yeah, or you could play sports.
E-sports.
E-sports, yes.
Is that it?
Anything else?
I don't know, bro.
I just need a brand deal like that, man.
I'm tired of looking like a crumb to these fucking viewers
that just laugh at me.
Bro, we got a deal coming in.
I thought you were going to do that deal with Grindr.
Get out.
It's like, what?
It's like, whatever, bro.
How the fuck is Red Puffer?
Like, does he just like, live in New York
and just like teleports to every streamer like how the fuck bro and he just loves
this red puffer like do you think he watches the stream that he knows he's
nicknamed red puffer the side man talk about the idea of England versus America
cherry match with the core boys leading the American team side man the America so
we do like the core of the team yeah cuz you can get good enough players with
like the likes of Marlon, you got Marlon, you got Jinx, Taylor, Marlowe, yeah, with them.
And there might be a, Morgan's alright, David Dobrik, Mark Roberts, David Dobrik, David Dobrik,
I don't see him play, but David Dobrik will potentially.
He's one of the ones that all I've ever watched him do is keep you up so he's good at it.
So I don't know if he's playing.
It's like seen as like a fart.
Essentially.
Am I actually just seen as like a fart?
Like I'm not even kidding.
Like a fart.
Like a fucking fart.
It's you enough training. Yeah wisdom K
No, we're back. No, I
Genuinely for me it would go yeah sideman versus USA. It's top. Okay. I think that's the top if we did that in America
Well with the right people I think also be honest with you, bro. I
Saw this thing bro people you think KSI like we talked about last time. He think he actually likes he regrets leaving or no
Or do you think he's like cool that?
But he gets like so much hate. I don't know how he does this bro. I dead as don't know how he does this new chords
You got to get Ron. I'm gonna be honest with you bro. My Pokemon fucking time is done
I'm not fucking doing this shit no more bro Pokemon cards. You guys don't know how much money
I spent Pokemon cars by the way. We got it tallyed up
Burger I dare you to go underneath that couch. I act I
Actually do you bro? I'm not kidding. Oh
Oh, Kai responded to my tweet, okay?
Let's see.
Ron, I'm gonna fingerblast your dog, you're not gonna get accepted.
Teach us how to get slapped by Bradley Martin under an hour.
It's like, it's like, it's like, bro, I don't care to go on Twitter no more, I'm just gonna
delete it.
I'm deadass, I'm just gonna fucking delete it, bro.
burger stop go chat why does he keep scratching my fucking cow yo oh my god
burger
You want to swipe at me?
I'll actually kill you.
I'm not gonna lie.
You swipe at me, bro.
I'll kill you.
Chill out.
Don't swipe at me, bro.
Milo!
What?
What?
Look at this.
Wait, what?
Oh my God.
Oh no, this is fucked up now.
Wait, I'm not gonna lie.
Oh my goodness gracious.
Oh, we just love Nike.
Hold on, hold on.
He needs to answer the phone.
It better not be on some bullshit either, bro.
I'm on zero for three now.
Yo, yo, I'm live right now.
Can I ask you a quick question?
Yeah.
So like, you know how like you're like with Nike now
and all that?
Right, right, right, right.
You think you could like, you think,
oh, can you hit them with like,
yo, my girlfriend really wants clothes too?
Can you also, everything you send me,
can you send like a medium?
And then like, I could just, you know.
Oh, oh, I mean, oh, like you're my girlfriend in a medium.
And I just basically be like, yo, my girlfriend also wears
Nike just in case you know we're in public like we should probably make
sure the whole team got it and then you just bring it and you just bring it to
the house bro I'm not at your lord!
I mean you probably double X, you probably double X, but um okay I mean I can literally
order however however and how much I want it like any day anytime so yeah I got to put it.
Say oh god.
I'm not even kidding yeah I got to put whatever you want I'm not even kidding.
Get any exclusive pieces like not the Travis Scott collapse anything bro.
wait bro wait wait wait wait wait can you like how to how much how much they pay you
uh you know contracts all that money i mean wait if i knew my mic were you dead ass tell me
back to you no no no no not all true no i'm talking about that's nbh bro wait are you coming to the
house i'm coming to house one yeah i miss the taste i mean country of view bro i miss you so
Okay, that's enough, yeah, all right.
Wait, you guys actually think I'm a double XL?
Like, do you think there's people in here
who genuinely think I'm that big?
Like, do you think there's people in here
who genuinely think at the bottom of their heart
that I'm really a triple fucking XL?
Do you understand how big that has to be?
Like, dude, that is fucking ginormous.
It's prime month shout out to all my gay niggas shout out to the lgbtq plus family and need to be more straight niggas
Showing gay niggas love. It's prime month shout out
Who was why did you just send me this?
up to all my gay niggas
Shout out to the lgbtq plus family and need to be more straight niggas showing gay niggas love
It's prime month
Michael I brought I feel like he might really just be like
Enjoy the free W's bro. Yeah once yeah, literally black boy max bro against this
Prime month shout out to all my gay niggas
Yeah, this brand wants to sponsor you pre bullshit
That's fine. That's actually fine. So who sent that?
You guys are gonna learn that this shit's not a joke. I'm dead ass. Hold on. I'm gonna find it like I'm dead ass serious
Hold on I got you, bro. I got you see you look at the chat one week just like that
Just like that bro. Just like that. I'm dead ass, bro. Next is gonna get degloved
Ron check this edit out
I
Probably delete cap cut and never ever install it another day in your life
I'll be honest with you. This is probably the worst edit. I've ever seen you used AI because like what the fuck is this
What am I looking at bro? Stable Ronaldo never did this fucking yeah Adidas sent you a message
This was the last time I played FNCS
Yes
I'm not even gonna lie guys it's stable or not a funny like don't all say yes that one
Wait, how did I play last year? Let me see fucking shit on bro shit all over you big ladies
Actually good enough to carry me like if I did do bad
Bro, I don't even know how this works
No
Okay, okay, okay, okay, why am I low key fake good at the game so what's the meta now to any dorks in the chat?
Any guy in the chat who like play for night?
Oh when thanks for the tips guys, I'm gonna make sure to fucking use that I
Don't take damage
Wait guys actually these are good tips. Yeah, let's clap it up for the chat
We're both weak, we're both moccable.
Who's someone who I can ask for advice, besides Klicks, because Klicks just ignored my phone
call.
Like who can I ask for advice about today?
Like who really can actually give me good advice?
Courage JD!
Oh, who?
Yo.
Do I have Aussie antics on Discord?
Wait, low key?
I said to my friend, you think he'll accept it or is he just like I do not accept everything.
Let me click call real quick.
Nice, so Faxy doesn't pick up my phone call.
Got it, he switched up on the gang.
Got it, let's call Clicks.
Okay, faxing just text me saying at the hospital brother wifey's pushing little buddy out
Okay, so a fact it is okay given birth. Let me just wish
Hold on bro. He just give me one second. Why do you call me? I have a quick question, bro. Um, yeah
It's like I got a text
Okay, um, yo, I'm about to play fortnight for the first time in like two years competing. Why are you making that face?
I'm not showing your face listen. I'm not a play for it for the first time in two years competing
I've got a question. Do you think I have a genuine chance to get top?
Top top up. What is it top 100?
Wait what wait, I'm top 50
Wait, is it top 50?
Wait, top, top, wait, I gotta be top five?
Top 100, okay, wait, I have a question, how hard is it to get top 100 on West?
I'm like 50 ping and then also like I have never
I've never played in like two years
Wait, so basically I've got to get division one to three today and then tomorrow division two
You're killing your quick spot fucking right here, man. What is a quick spot?
Hold on Rob loading the game up. Ma's don't change my game. I'm not playing
Hold on right loading up should I change my name? Oh, I should change my name on some fire shit
Yeah, like the core the core won't be wrong. Yes, sir. Okay, listen, so you're gonna get three for west
So I think it's zero points for kill currently from road
Hey, what so
Wait what
No, I'm on right
I'm trying to read this fucking audio for you a second. There's just too much on this fucking beautiful game, bro
I love Fortnite game brought an icon skin hashtag ad
Wait, so I'm on the game right now. What am I supposed to be looking for?
Shut up, what's the after one second call it talk to me. What is it?
It says FNCS division one
It's locked
You must complete all required qualifying rounds be eligible to check your progression
If you're missing gold, I don't think you're gold yet.
You need to play one ranked game.
You need to play one ranked game and win.
Wait, that's Division 1.
Hold on.
I got to go to Division 3.
Hold on.
Division 3, it has a lock on it.
It says, rank below minimum.
That's it.
You're right.
Bro, you need to win.
You have one game to play.
You need to win to get gold rank in bad rail.
So listen, bro.
I wish you the best of luck.
If you don't win this game, you can't play.
It starts in 45 minutes.
Wait, wait, wait.
I got a five, actually.
Wait, what?
Read it your rank must be
Your rank must meet one of the requirements requirements. God, I can't drink red bulls anymore
Battle Royale gold one or higher in C7 s3
runners
Reload
Reload golds one or higher in season nine the elite strongholds wait so all I have to do is just win one game
Wait, we call
Hello
So what is going on guys so wait you trying to figure out how to actually play this Tony?
Yeah, I basically I got approved by epic. They're gonna be announcing something sooner or later, but I
I basically can play but what is this ranked below minimum? What does that mean?
You're not gold you need gold but clicks is telling you don't have to play one game because if you play one game
And you're unreal last season you go straight to play but you didn't you didn't play rank last season
I'm gonna play it in about a year and a half. No
Okay, I'm gonna tell you it took Lacey like two hours yesterday. I'm not even kidding like you're actually gonna have to get on this
And I was playing with Ark. I
don't even that guy but
You've got some work to do, bro.
Wait, what?
Yeah, you're going to have to play for like two hours of rank right now to get gold, I'm pretty sure.
You're getting a bronze and you're going to get from bronze to gold.
Wait, how do... wait, what? How do the ranks go?
So, I think bronze is first, right, Chad?
So, if you were unreal last season, you go straight to plaid, but you didn't play, so you're going to go to bronze.
Then you're going to go like bronze 3, 2, 1, silver 3, 2, 1, gold, yeah.
So, what mode do I have to play?
I would recommend finding the best play you can right now playing duo's or trios
Who's the best player that I know right now?
Wait, so I thought it's good on West like get out for literally get out. She's still lacy's teammate. Yeah, get out
I need someone bro, and I need someone
Yeah
You need someone dude as far as how well you do also clicks as line to you. I don't know if you know this
There's no elimination points in div three
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
So, so, so I'm about to pay F and CS,
yo, I'm not playing for those Poloz prop.
Please, I'm ganna play F and
CS and I can't even get points per kill.
I have to make it to end game.
Every single game, yeah,
you need to get 12 100 off only
placement points.
Then what is it going to be realistically
for Division three?
It's a hot like so I just looked at it the guy like at the end of last season
This team got an average placement of 13th in eight games
They got a second a first a six a six a 13th and 18th like it's not crazy hard
But if you're getting stream sniped this is gonna be miserable because if you kill 10 stream snipers you've gotten jack shit
Well, if I get stream said they'll give me another chance though, right? I
Mean you guys are pulling crazy strings right now like I don't know
I don't know how they even gotten to give you the 14 events rolls that as well. You've got some crazy clothes. I see some soon
Oh, oh shit, okay, but I can't scan what no no no I can't wait
I'm confused. So I have to basically if I win one game on my qualified
Not even close. No, I'm winning 65 points near 243
What I need this is harder than what people are telling you man because like this division is the one that has all the cheaters all the
Wait, wait, wait, wait, what do you mean cheaters?
Dude, you're playing on the cheater region in the division
where all the cheaters are stuffed,
because if they get hired, they get banned.
They make a new account.
They go back to Div3.
This is, I'm not even kidding.
It's actually like the hottest division to get out of,
because it's just miserable.
I don't want to be that guy.
You're playing with Lays, right?
Is Lays crazy right now?
He's pretty good, bro.
I think he's pretty good.
He's nuts?
OK.
I mean, you might be right then, but this
is going to be interesting to see.
Lacey's got arc, so.
Well, it looks like I have to start doing it, seems like.
No, you do.
You've got, what, two and a half hours to get to goals here?
Wait, I can only have two and a half hours?
Oh my God, I only have two and a half hours.
How hard is that, realistically?
Well, like I said, I think last night I watched Lacey and arc
drop like 20 bombs back to back to back
and it took him like an hour and a half, two hours.
All right, bro, I gotta go.
You like my dude?
Yeah, thank you, bro.
You got this?
Yeah, thank you.
You can prove it wrong.
FNCS champ for a reason right? Thank you, bro. Thank you. I agree. I agree. Yep. Thank you, bro
Oh my god, yes. Oh my god
Well, I need a lifeline here, I need a lifeline here. I need a lifeline here. Oh god, I need a lifeline
Yo, bro, can you hear me? Yo, bro
Yo, bro, can you hear me?
You're ready up, ready up fast, ready up fast, before you know what happens.
What?
You're ready up, ready up, I need to get you this rank.
Do I choose fires, sprites, earth, or water?
Come on, come on, come on, you have to go up top for this.
I'm god, you don't have to go up top.
I choose fire.
Let's go.
Lead on top of this, ready up.
Loki is nice.
Okay, got it, we're fucked.
I'm stuck in the street, bro!
You're an idiot.
I'm stuck in the-
No, you're not thinking for your plugins
Chat you're right you Ron has time Ron you have two and a half hours until yeah
It's apparently lacy's playing with the tier one pro bro, and it took him three hours or something like that
My god
All right, Ron, I don't know what the fuck is going on and you really started pissing me off like I'm not I'm not here for y'all you to
Troll me. Oh, bro. You're free to actually take this. You're serious. If you want to troll me
I'm not fucking trolling you, bro. You're really yeah, this is fucking bullshit. Oh, I get out. Oh, there we go
Hi, oh
Are you good? You good? All right, bro. Yeah, we got it right away. I got it right ladies
We have to hit gold. Oh god. Oh, no, no, no, no, just ready up. Oh, yes. They hit gold
He's playing mortals turtle fights his names matter daddy to to bro like nice matter
Yeah, that's a dude. I'm gonna keep it a real though. I'm gonna give it a real
I only have 30 minutes. I need to understand the meta. So I hope you need to get it again
Mots switch my title to rushing to get the top right or something that second compete for the doesn't make it creative
bro, you know, you change my dad
I don't fucking say in paper with Ron back in four night one XF and CS winner and
Ron's a loser. I don't know
Yeah, what is fun about that as your sidekick?
Yeah, I'm locked in bro. I'm putting on my headset mic. That's how you know I'm locked in.
Oh my god, you're putting your headset mic on?
Oh, it's about to be a different fucking save.
I'm not going live bro. I'm locked in bro.
Who's in trouble bro? You know who's in trouble. You know what I'm thinking of.
Oh, I think, I know what you're talking about.
Hey, why don't you play with a tier one professional for West?
Who's gonna play with stable Ronaldo bro?
Dude, a lot of people would.
If I dud this FNCS, bro, I'm going again. Okay, bro. Listen, bro clicks you're talking to a real champion right now
Do you understand this don't do this you understand convinced millions of people that you absolutely wanted FNCS is what fucking mind
I've won an FNCS. I know no I know I know I know I know that's crazy
If you didn't have a dog shit teammate who died to a you couldn't chuck flash you well
You'd also have an FNCS, bro. If you weren't such a qualifying warrior
You also would have an infant CS bro if you just
Fucking stop spitting it around and talk to the fucking man, but what are we doing? You're just giving your seats
You don't understand what you're saying
All right on we're landing lifty-lodge we're there in lifty-lodge, okay
Okay.
Wait, where are you landing with Lace?
Do I have to get my claimant, no?
I'm going Palamarty Canyon, bro. I love Calamari.
No, you're not Italian.
We're going Lifty Lodge.
So, how does this meta work? Can you explain?
Hey!
How does this meta work?
Uh...
Wait, why are you jumping, bro?
I'm not calling you that way. I can't.
I need a practice in a few hours.
Bro, are you just fucking...
Hey, how's your day going actually pretty good, bro?
No comment on this quarter
Endgame is better. Lookie. I feel like we sound better now
Almost there bro. Give me a second. Yeah. Yeah, we have a zip lunch yet
You can free fall down and redeploy
Yeah, that's a new meadow. Wait. So what do I do? What do I do? Tell me? Oh
I'm killing myself. Nick. Hey 30 just killed me
Oh my god, bro
I'm literally hanging myself
No, I'm not I'm not even meaning to do this
What?
They're gone. No, I'm not even sure I'm not even mean to do this. How do I fucking fall?
All right
Run
What? What?
I haven't beat myself?
What?
What?
What?
Oh, that's great.
What is this game, bro?
It's like a joke.
Where are you kidding, dude?
Bro
What right to say you have all your bronze I can't get a dance song like this bro
I'm bronze how hard is how high is gold compared to bronze?
Not that bad only nine ranks
Oh god am I gonna be able to play today like dead ass yeah you shouldn't win
No, but don't try though. Why do I have an amp fuck hold on bro. Why do I have an amp wrap on?
What's wrong with amp wrap? Oh, it's core bro. Core now though. Oh, uh, core now though.
Yo, what are you getting the icons getting? Uh, well, it was supposed to come out yesterday and it
Just didn't so I don't know
Fuck dude
Oh, what? Oh yeah guys keep saying stop trolling cuz I'm fucking trolling!
Like, like bull! I don't fucking understand you in a screen like that
I don't understand the read fucking replay mode whatever the fuck I just did bro
So what? I'm supposed to redeploy? You don't, yeah don't dude me bro
You don't, you don't, you don't have omega full lights, you don't
You don't
You need to break, I think you need to break the fall
Yeah, why did I do that fall damage? I was one HP
Yeah, I actually don't yeah, it's a mild like basically a second time playing
Summer say good if I played with her
All right, you want me to play west?
What I got I could get you out of
Okay, all right, fuck yourself
me hell wait job what rank is lays trying to see here
ballsy DM me a pro send him my way this core group chat I'm not gonna lie bro I
need I need every single pro in this world to join my twitch chat right now
Please
So
You're a pro too, bro
This is gonna get you sad, but this is the truth and I'm your friend
But you don't have the it factor anymore clicks. You're just a dirty fucking content creator
I'm not letting this negativity gets me. I'm not I'm not dealing with it
I'm gonna land bro
Yes, okay. Thank you. We really start seeing up
Wait, what is this like why am I zoomed in? It's like a new meadow
You guys are saying I'm rolling. I want to learn this shit. Can you actually are throwing bro? You should like a
Fuck the bus driver and fuck you
Pardon that's my last game, bro
Let's make this a winner, okay
bro let's play Fortnite epic games epic games epic games epic games we're gonna
play for night epic games hey hey hey yes someone make an edit out of me now
Oh shit
Get ready to free fall get ready to free-fall
I did it, I did it, I did it
Oh shit
I'm about to free fall
Like that, right? That's all right?
Oh!
Hold on now!
Is anybody coming?
Is anyone coming?
Yup
Where are they coming?
Yup
I'm just gonna focus on my drip
Yo, is my character out of shape?
I'm confused
Why did she just stop running?
Why is there only 58 people in my game?
Is this like a...
No, it's good.
It's good.
It's a really good game.
Good?
Okay, yeah.
Shani learned what these... these, right?
No, I just chat, man.
It's banned to work trolling, bro.
Like, everything I do is just to troll, huh?
They're just the way you live.
Yeah, we don't central right now or no?
Mm-hmm.
Okay, because I'm on 60-pig.
Yeah, that's why we haven't done lobby.
Hey, why does it work?
Can I just meta what I'm doing?
Like crouching and jumping?
Yo, you need to learn how to lose... you need to learn how to lose...
Yeah, you need to learn how to lose use the gloves
One each feet
I
Don't do that on everything
You want to do this? All right, so look at these
That's just basically
What?
Where are Shots, Meadow, and Comp Chat?
Are Shots still main?
Oh my god, is that real?
Shots are better.
What's the best shotgun to use right now in the game?
The Stryker.
You know how to play the Stryker.
Yeah, back then you were in the game.
I'm not even talking like that dude, what the fuck's the problem?
I need to figure out what Kavanaugh and I are claiming.
Is this good or no?
Yeah, this bar all ours like just a hill.
Oh, got it, so.
Wait, so chat.
So chat, someone tell me what's the best loadout,
cause this guy on my call is useless.
Like what do I need?
All you need to do is fucking ask me,
you need to wrap it, you need a Stinger SMG,
you need a Shryker pub and you need shock waves.
Shryker, oh classic!
Then you can kill it, yes, yes, yes, Shryker, yes.
I actually love this shotgun, what is a pulse scanner?
Oh that scans enemies around you,
when you place it, it's like what Peter,
the Peterbock one, remember?
Oh he's so good.
And show us what everyone is.
All right cool, you wanna fucking suck his dick too?
Oh my god, he's actually so good.
I got one on it, you should suck it.
It's actually kind of insane how he's been playing this game shorter than you and you are still worse than him.
Like nuts.
Oh you had a fucking blade shotgun.
Fuck off, bro.
Voice crack?
Yes, you fucking did, dude.
Was that a voice crack?
That's what a real man sounds like.
Okay, so that's metal.
It's all the roots of metal.
I always had a pity.
Okay.
So Chad, extending focus shotgun or maven?
the mavics are ass maven maven oh it's maven bro you know these
I
Shit buddy, I had some floppers on me. I'd end up fucking fight them
matter daddy I miss daddy the CDL oh that's
pardon okay we're trolling but you guys are right bro I'm locked in oh this is
good if you don't want to cook so how good are these shockwaves did they fall
damage or no no no you shock yourself all keep so keep broken are you a fucking
Idiots!
But are you actually a fucking idiot? What are you doing?
Bro, you dead!
Wait, you dead ass is alive!
No, you do not take fall damage when shocking off, bro. You probably fucking, so you did. You probably shot and then you hit.
Oh, yeah, he's, yeah, okay. I know you did, bro. You shockwaved and then you jumped off after you landed the shockwaves and fucking died falling on you.
Did you do shockwaves or no?
Oh, it is like other shockwaves.
Oh, it's only a jump.
Yeah, but now you're using Cloud Image.
Right now you're using Cloud Image.
But I still have the effect on. How does that make any sense?
That's actually...
That's a bad update from Fortnite.
That's a visual disadvantage.
A new player isn't going to understand that because I still have the low gravity.
That's actually true.
Your Cloud Image is reducing about 50% when you have the effect on.
So if you take 100, you'll take 50 when you have the effect on.
That's actually true.
I don't know where they are, I don't know how they went below us.
I've got the gun that you told me to get.
It says they're here but I can't go.
Oh they're NPCs.
What are you saying?
Where's the enemies I mean there's like 20 lives in real this is like one of your this
is like when your friend on Instagram sends you a real of like just some like fat like
just idiot bro golden real I didn't know what you're talking about it is water
or dash water?
Hey, Klicks, do you have any duck dues or no?
No, I'm not even answering.
I don't even know what the fuck you're saying.
We're duck dues.
Let me save, let me save. Can you help?
Coming.
This guy won an FNCS.
Yo, do I look like a noob to you or something?
Like, it's like,
this is abysmal.
Oh my god, oh my god, I'm gonna get help.
Yo, I am so excited to play this game.
I'm gonna be the best player. I'm on 40 ping right now. Wow, I'm dead.
What the actual fuck? What is that? I just had to cheese her, bro.
What the fuck was that?
I'll get you up here.
What am I watching, man? Does anyone know what's going on?
He res me bro, oh god, I'm sorry you don't my card
Peter Bob wouldn't mess that up
I'm trying to keep bro shut the fuck up same thing these silent things are like better like help you when you're fighting
Yo dubs, I'm streaming, I'm live. Classic.
Oh, you didn't get my car, you didn't get my car.
Oh my god. You didn't get my car, bro.
Why are you harassing me?
Is it new?
Wait.
What?
You're bad.
Careful with Chiza.
I'm not even kidding.
Goodbye, reboot, dumbass.
Am I gonna die out of the air? No.
Am I gonna die out of the air? No.
I'm gonna die in the air! I'm gonna die in the air! No! Protect me! Protect me! Protect me!
Oh, save.
Where's the loot? Where's the loot? Are you fucking- Oh, come!
Come, come, come.
Hella drip, hella drip for you.
Yeah, all the drip. Yeah, all yours, baby boy. Okay?
Get all this, are you good?
Yeah.
Is there anything else you need? You want me to start punching you?
Okay, what?
Zero fucking kills? You need anything?
What's going on?
Well, I didn't have I didn't have a good move last time. That's why I died now. I'm not sure ready
Okay
Well, I'm waiting for you
Dude, I'm so high promise met up. I'm not fucking right
No, bro, this is insane like all this shit is actually the same me and you know about the crime, bro
I'm gonna win this FNCS
I'm that okay
Fuck up for once for fucking life, dude, I haven't seen it. I haven't seen it that you shut up. Yeah
They
I
Shit
My ass for that state talking me
Yeah, I'm not it first of all
So the better is chug chugs
Yo, I'm understanding that everyone is moving so fucking fast. I don't know if I could keep up with this
I
Just landed
Clicks there. I don't need you
What's matters
She likes to know other boy. Okay, boy
Whoa, what the fuck was that was that wait are you seeing that too like the bush over over the same
They don't me sit on me
Oh, this guy's...
Is this a type of joke, bro?
I'm not playing this FNCS, this is what the chat's gonna be, I'm gonna be honest.
Oh, shoot him!
Sam, oh, well.
Hey, where? Ooh, first yard.
This is like this game is just too fucking fast.
Nice, nice, he raised me.
I need it, come on, you need to actually let me just get killed.
Like I need something to try.
I don't really want me to do it.
I'm actually starting to get fucking dying.
I can't just like, I'm trying to help.
I'm trying to help.
I'm literally saying I'm sorry and shit.
Like I'm really trying.
I'm actually trying
I love you, dude.
What are you doing, though?
What do you mean?
Uh, what do you want me to do? I tried in two seconds from my back from a kid sitting down to fucking...
Like, I was moving!
Brother, we're playing a bronze lobby. What the fuck are you doing?
Brother, I had 12 kills, you had one. You're doing Jack's shit. You fucking suck.
I don't want to hear shit.
Oh, we want to hear from you. How difficult or easy it is to...
I can't even fucking read! I don't give a fuck about your fucking Fortnite ranked combat shotgun, bro!
Like, like, how can I skip?
Oh, do you feel the fallen item is just too weak? I don't care!
I don't care. In ranked games, is there a chance of finding the 4th item too low? I don't care.
Overworld, how do you feel? I'm a shotgun. I haven't used it. I haven't used it.
Ron, it was great playing with you dude. Good luck. And uh, I'll catch you, alright?
No, I need you. Oh god, I need you. Like I'm dead.
this even fucking possible for me to get to gold one by myself
I gotta get someone bro I actually gotta get someone
I deadass gotta get someone
I'm deadass serious bro
Bro I gotta get someone bro
Bro I gotta get someone bro
Oh my god bro
Like what the fuck is this man
It's pixelated!
Hi, bro.
Solo should be down, right?
Yeah, man, the guy's saying W stream because I played fucking...
How the fuck you emo?
What the fuck is this?
Alright, hold on.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Chop, chop!
Who the fuck is landing at the chop, chop?
Set myself up for that one, didn't I?
Butch, I don't know if I need anyone now that I think about it like low-key
Wait, so is the meta to fall for real? It's just a fall
It's just a fall.
Mr. Beast down. Fuck outta here, Mr. Beast.
Fucking dog shit ass player. Fuck outta here.
My lobby, bitch. Fuck outta here, bitch!
Is the gray striker better or no?
This is the shit I need to learn bro.
So boots are the best thing in the game today, yes or no?
Boots are the best thing?
Like I just need boots.
Like what's better, boots or shockwaves?
I should kind of look like a fucking oven for fucking Thanos.
Chalkwaves got it.
Hold on.
I don't know.
I get these shits out of my inventory.
Okay.
Pissed on.
Wait a minute.
on my soul, wait a minute. Hold on now.
My Loki! Hold on! Why are you kind of...
Oh no.
Oh there it goes bro, the chat is discrediting everything that I do.
Oh it's a bronze lobby, it's a bronze lobby! Yo guys, let's try to...
Let's try to actually be positive and let's see what a different tile I play.
I have a question, um, oh nice, I don't even know why, is this SMG good, is this the good
one or no?
Is this the good one?
So what exactly am I looking for, a stinger?
It's looking a nice job, I like this, what is this called, frosted flats?
This is where I'm landing, bro.
So how good are these boots? Are they good or are they bad?
Like, it seems like the shock waves are low-key really good.
Yeah, the shock waves seem to be pretty fire.
But this game doesn't seem that hard.
I don't really see how I'm gonna have trouble qualifying.
Low-key.
What is it like go to that or not worth it
Not worth it go
Oh, I don't want to kill this fucking audio, bro
Look at that profile, bro. Only pros know how to do that. Look at this. That's a pro move
They go to the fight it ain't no fuck this shit hold on hold on hold on hold on
Where'd he go?
You think you can run from stage?
Watch this shit, chat, look.
What the fuck did he just offer me like a peace treaty, bro?
He's chitty, bro!
But he also has an epic fault keycard. Is that worth getting?
Wait, is this gold thing better or no?
Is this thing good or no?
Yes, I bet.
Hey, we better win this game!
Well, I fucking told y'all, bro. I did this. I tried to tell you guys
Stop counting me out bro. Where's this guy?
No, I'm too fucking good at this shit. Oh shit
Wait this thing does explode
I
Look at the system checks when you impulse up you shoot down with the fire
I'm actually don't know I've been kidding. It's like I actually never left. Oh my god
It's like I never left
You can take the
Listen bro
In a man's world
I'm not even gonna do the quote. I'm not even gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it
You know the quote that I was gonna yeah, I never I'm not gonna do it son
Wait, so is this air good or bad?
This seems kind of dog shit.
Oh, perfect box fights I need to learn.
I
Lays brah I need you yo lays I need you bro. Yo chat who is so close you good
I
Tell me why did summer said make this face of playing with me like am I just like a fucking creep like
like what
Yeah
Hi, bro
Yeah, I try to add in the sound go dude, bro. He didn't accept my friend requests
I tried sending in a friend request, oh wait, can I join this group?
I don't have that at all, I see a parcel on my friends list.
Yo listen bro, Laze, I don't know how hard this is going to be bro, but it's getting,
it's basically I'm being told this is going to be like, this is going to be like winning
an FNCS today basically.
Yeah, apparently we got a lock to fuck in, that's what they were saying.
So are you like locked in or no?
Cause your name's Matter Daddy 22.
yeah I wonder why yeah bro you could have chose any name you have matter daddy
22 is your name yeah imagine getting shit on and the guy's name is matter daddy
22 and he's six sevening go back to the lobby bro put on the same skin or
something is a type of joke like we're gonna have the six seven emo do I like
how do I not have the six seven emo all I have is the fucking mustard emo I have
crazy bug well it's not a bug I'm sure the game is usually doing this but can
actually I'm stuck in my game we don't have much time like I'm dead ass
seriously I had like a running out of time you gotta hurry I know I know in the
shop can I play with you oh nice what that's what happens when you go in the
fortnight section yeah guys anyone who wants to play with me bro just make sure
your sub brah it's still you're getting added brah it's automatic system
there's no six seven in the item shop rise got live there you have it
I've been literally playing this game in the last three days and I haven't even touched
Valibra
I want to win
Everything's done. I'm putting all into this fortnight shit, bro. I dropped out of school. I stopped texting my mom
Everything got dropped out for this shit
Oh my god, bro, I look you need to eat food. Yeah, I'm about to order. What are we getting?
You think air ones a good shout or no
Yeah, he probably gets another one.
What should I get though? Should I get some Broccolini buffalo cauliflower and then low-key?
This time I'm gonna get Korean short ribs.
Yeah, just uh...
And then, honestly, just, I probably just want the same exact thing, and then I'll just Apple-
What is a papaya?
We can figure out like, Klarna.
Wait, what's a papaya?
Lays, what's a papaya?
I actually have no idea.
The fuck is this fruit, bro?
The fuck is a papaya?
Got a bullshit ass fruit as a papaya.
Who's eating a papaya?
I've never heard of this dumbass fruit, bro.
Yo, is this game like, what's going on here? Why aren't we in a lobby yet?
Yo, I need to get to gold and I can't even get into a lobby.
Is everything okay? What's going on?
This is a little interesting.
Bro, chat, I'm a little confused.
What's going on here?
Hey!
Can't even order my food,
says I have too many fucking requests.
Paya is good, fuck you.
Do I have like a Paya fucking,
like, enthusiast in my chat?
Like, bro, I don't care.
Yo, why am I on 60 ping by the way, on West servers? Can someone explain that to me?
Is this normal?
Shall I reset my router or no?
How much ping do you have at least?
45.
Is that good or no?
Better than 60.
It's not good, but it's better than 60.
Oh, it seems like I might have to put on some, what's it called, uh...
Pingy.
Too late
Yo guys do me a favor bro if you're gonna watch me at least give me kills rough feed me kills
Hi
Let's go
Up that's my spot
Yo, I'm on 70 ping how am I supposed to play FNCS on this?
59
Let's play for a night
Yeah, we are very I think
I don't know we should land for
Okay
So it seems to be that the meta nowadays is just laying on the fucking door
Strikery? Yeah, that's a good shot.
Maven's just a cat.
There's a fucking pickle on me, bro! What the fuck is this pickle doing?
There's that.
Why am I lowkey cracked?
Look at this place, right?
Wooo!
How do you go into the vault support?
You know where it is actually?
Break the wall to your right.
Break the wall to your right.
Where?
Break that and...
and go...
see those double doors.
This guy shot a fucking kill me.
This hella reaper.
You get white siphon, no shields
Where'd you?
Where'd you?
Where'd you go?
Get your piece
Where is he?
That's the vault in the double doors
Right here?
Yeah, all the way at the bottom
Easy
Oh my god
Hello
Are they gonna come to me or no?
They might, you can re-farm all the shit too
Oh my god, I thought he was about to kill me.
Please don't intimidate me, bro.
Fucking...
This guy...
Oh, this guy juiced me.
Take that blue shaker.
He juiced me.
Hold on now.
Who chug chug?
Wait, this isn't going to work.
I'm going to kill you.
I'm going to kill you.
Oh, chug chug.
Wait, this is a voted spot.
Should we go here for real?
I mean, yeah, I don't...
I have nowhere else.
Chad, is this a good spot to land or no?
The only thing I was thinking is just...
People like me can feel why.
So, you know, I...
Well, I think we just down to your ground.
I still got this shit lowkey
that's not good
that's not good
that's not good
that's not good at all
I can't even get you up.
I'm stable fucking right now though, bro.
I can't even get you up.
This one.
Don't fucking play with me, bro.
Don't fucking play with me.
Don't fucking play with me, bro.
It's like I never fucking left, bro.
Do you understand I'm a gay?
seems like the meta's box fighting low-key everyone just runs around
It's not fucking serious, it's serious, dude.
We got the same kid who was shot here down there.
Oh, I'm too fast.
Oh no.
to the dead end down here
the port of potty takes you just to the surface
did he saw that or is that cool enough?
there we go, keep it
did he even run for me?
did I hit the port of potty or just go up?
you could just go up
what am I hearing? did you hear that or no?
I did
100%
All we have to do is not troll and make endgame
It's not hard
What else do we do?
Oh, come on
Got one
We're gonna kill him
On you
80 on you
I died so far, they cannot use one
You can't even kill him
He's waiting
80 on you
Actually
There's a lot.
This kid's drinking me.
This kid's weak though.
Oh my god.
I'm stuck.
Oh my god.
What even?
Oh my god, I'm stuck.
I actually can't get up.
Yeah, I actually think your heart's stuck.
I mean...
You're just sitting here, I guess.
You're in zone.
Nnnnnnnn...
Nnnnnn...
New gate.
See if you can damage the buildings or something.
Oh.
Oh.
I don't know. I think I should have hit him.
Eh, it's up to you, yake.
Oh my god, I have no mods, Jesus.
What? What? They see your head! They see your head, Mio!
Motherfucker!
The fuck!
We're gonna love this shit!
Because it's so good. It really is.
The entire match leading up to there was great, so...
All right, we go again. How long did you go over? Let's see. Am I gold yet?
No, you're not gonna be gold
I'm silver one. I left the party. Oh, no. Oh, no. That was like 30 minutes and I'm silver one
We played one one game
We didn't even win if you win you get it pretty juice. Oh my god
Get the burnt peanut skin well
shut up
How did daddy join talk to my chat? I gotta go let out a piss, bro. Is that okay?
Do I permission to be jacked? Yeah, I'd like permission to fucking pee. Just grab a water on your way back, bro
I need water in your system for this really?
Yes, well, I got a pee. I got a pee on God
Outlaw switch it to Lacey
All right, are you
What's up, man?
I got you a gift.
What'd you get me?
Oh my god. I got you a game and see if you'll be able to get it.
It's out there. Yeah, yeah, okay.
Actually, you want to help me peer? No.
Oh, sure, yeah.
What do you want me to do?
Like, I just need you to...
Well, I'll see what I can do.
Yeah, I just need you to build confidence.
I got you.
All right.
Hold on.
Come on. You got this, Ron.
Let it flow. Nice.
Let it flow. Keep flowing.
Yep.
No stop. No stop.
Just let it flow.
Let it flow.
That's the stream I'm talking about.
Yep. I can hear it hitting the toilet.
That's the hell of a stream.
Okay.
No, Drew, bro. Fuck it. Miss you, bro. That ass.
Piss head!
Ew, you got pissy hands. You actually sit with your feet?
Yeah, a lot.
How's my balls fluctuating, my whole body?
Okay. Do you want a gaming RSA?
That one? Yeah, sure.
Listen, bro, I'm not a really, like, win today.
I know, you too.
We're gonna see each other in Grand Finals. That's the plan.
And, bro, if you see me, just team.
Where are you guys in?
Chopped.
Chopped? At the Chopped, if you like?
Shit
So it's very smooth when you're playing
Stop blue like glasses too, but guess what the glasses just didn't come in the box
What yeah, I bought a brand new box of blue like glasses in the box
I'll play with you.
I'll say it later bro.
Hey bro, you let me know.
I'll play with you.
Hey bro, Mark's telling me to damn down.
I'll let you know.
Alright, see you soon, yeah?
Yeah.
I can hear you brother, and it's coming to my attention.
We're currently in a two and a half minute queue.
Yeah, but good news is, look at this, look what I got on.
Bang!
Can I get a hell yeah?
Yeah.
Oh my god, that's actually clutch.
Yeah.
Yo Chad, did Alon switch it or did he not?
He's just a dork.
Yeah, I was.
I bet I just want to make sure he's not dorking out.
Wow, we get a game once you come back because everyone cued. Nice.
Wait, so I have a genuine question, right?
How hard is it to get to gold? Does anybody just chat no?
Oh, he said you aired Salco? Oh, shit.
Bring it on, shit.
Well, I'm gonna add him to the call here. Join this call.
Don't play L-Ron, bro.
Hello?
Hi, hey, that's I'll go with the fuck. Oh shit. You sound so
Yo, oh shit, what the fuck?
Yeah, I don't see your name, bro. You have to like
By the way, what's your name?
I'm a deep-ass voice
I don't know, I don't know, people think West is weird.
are you good at the game or not yeah yeah I like how much land you win no no
farther than I went west yeah yeah I want to art I'm gonna work much we got
this game real quick and then I'm down right yeah yeah that's fun
my chest. Lots of automatic and blocking my loot. It's fun to make the map interactive.
Do you like it? Yeah, it's actually really good. Can I get a W Fortnight? We love Fortnight
well. Yo, does wearing your arm sleeve not feel like a fuck you?
Okay, I'm getting nervous again. I still don't know.
I need some help, like ASAP.
Yeah, I'm dead, bro.
I'm gonna fucking kill you!
I'm never gonna get going, bro!
Nah, I'll get you, guys.
It's really like a few good games.
Wait.
It took me like, bro, I'm not gonna lie, it took me very few solo wins.
Like probably three solo wins.
Wait, Laird, try to add me.
What do you think?
I feel like I got to get a cool name like what should I make my name, bro?
Did you in that qualifier, Saudi? Or you didn't, right?
Yeah, yeah, we got it.
When is it?
In August.
Oh, shit.
Wait, hold on, bro. I got to change. I want to change my name.
What should I change?
Yeah, I got you.
What's like a copy name, would you say?
Oh, my God, you should do it's stable Ronaldo and then put like the little World Cup half smiley face.
No, you can I can literally change it it says it says I could change it so what should I do?
I only get one every single every single time. Oh
Fort of Twitch Fort Naldo
No, I see you want me to just so I'm clear right you guys want me to name myself Fort of Twitch Naldo
67 just on my understanding this correctly because this is just like kind of
You're the host bro. I need you to change the matter
your host oh now I'm post got it oh no I can't change it what's going on here
yeah just give me a second well angry asparagus why the fuck would I name myself
angry asparagus where can you play trios might not be able to play but
yeah guys can you give me a real name like please give me a real name like
Please
Now I think it
Hey, y'all too can just run it up, bro. I'm not gonna lie
Please no trios. Yeah, y'all teachers. Well, he said it's no trios
Well, I'm down to keep playing but in terms of you like, you know getting it quicker obviously he's probably the better choice here
Let's be honest. That's common sense. Oh
Oh, yeah, I'll get you. He has like an hour and 30. Oh my god. Wait. Yeah, but you're still bronze
Oh
Okay
That bad you guys probably do us
Yeah, look at that. You're gonna be sober right now. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
Oh my god, I
Looks like I gotta restart my game here at me, bro. Yo, yo, bro. I changed my name by accident and I didn't know
No, there's no way I can't change this right I did ask copied and pasted this as a joke and I tried editing it
And I didn't realize it was conforming it
No one god they made this website so much harder
Wait, someone said it's a bug, you gotta spam ready up and switch the game mode, please.
Oh, okay then.
I don't know the question.
I don't even know what name I chose, I just copied and pasted.
What is my name?
What is it?
Oh
You're not dead ass right? Oh my god. I actually tears my eyes, bro. It's over
Dude five four one and a hundred and seventy
Was the ice-cream ready up right now
He says switch it and then switch it back
That's a sick name for who bro
that's not copy like now I have to wait two weeks can I get an epic dev to help
me bro
hey go my fucking god man
shit's kind of cool other I'm not five foot one and I'm not a hundred and seventy
pounds in what world am i 170 pounds and five foot one bro it's like
oh my i'm playing it fucking like like make up your own brain like what is this
bro i'm not fucking your days bro
fucking with me oh your name is madridaddy and my name is
fucking five foot one like this is just the
madridaddy and five foot one 170 are on height
This is the dumbest shit ever, bro.
Wait, South Coast, we're like, what is it like, like, okay, what's like, uh, something
that you could consistently tell us that, hmm, I'm trying to think way worse.
What's a tip that we should use, like, every single game, you know what I'm saying?
Like, what are some shit we need to be doing?
Like, I'm not gonna, in Diff 3, there's no kill points, so you just don't want to fight.
Make endgame, right?
Literally just make endgame.
So you just don't fight anyone?
Yeah, I mean, you can, you can fight, but like, there's no point.
Are they going to be actual end games or no?
No, I mean, actually probably because they're not kill points, so probably yeah.
But it's going to be stacked with like droids, like people who boxed up are going to be free kills.
Yeah, you guys should go.
Who's IJelling, you guys?
I feel like I could.
Do you know how to play the game? Oh god, I don't know how to play the game anymore.
No, I'm okay. You're not even bad, Ron. I was watching the stream.
Thanks, Ebo! Bro, do you think I got carried to my FNCS win?
No, no, no.
Well, it's much like
I'm trying to glaze, but your FNCS one was like hard to get to because like that was like when everyone was good
Oh my god, this is like this is like
Bro, you're
No, I don't got
This is like the Holy Tucked Audience moment
This is like perfect, bro
Like look at bro, I got Ray in my chat at FNCS, bro, this is perfect, bro
Like
You actually think I played the hardest FNCS
No, not the hardest, no, no, no, not the hardest
It was like, it was like, not easy
Like people say it's easy
Bro, thank you, bro, thank you
Thank you.
Thank you.
Hey, it's actually just such dick riding like everyone in this fucking Twitch chat, man.
I didn't even play that bad.
Like, I placed 3 out of 4 on my team.
Like, my team, it was unknown Avery Miquez.
That was the order of kills.
Ninja was top 10 in your FNCS.
Okay, and tell me on God you weren't dick riding Ninja when he first started playing 4-9-2.
Fuck outta here, bro.
He'll talk to me like that.
No bro, my name's 5'1", 140 pounds, 70 pounds bro, this is-
Yeah, what's that?
This is such a fun time bro, I-I-I say this is a joke.
So where are you guys landing?
Yes, huh?
Uhh, we're gonna land frosted flats, that good or bad?
Uh, I think that's the second best spot.
Ooh, shit, really?
Yeah.
Wait, so is there going to be people here?
Yeah.
Yeah, wait, should we switch our jobs to go somewhere that has less people here?
like the party isn't people there yeah but my thing is I'm a good fighter and a
good I jealous and a good rotator so if we literally just make it off Swan
Lays with blue we're actually fine we're actually fine I'm not going to get
Yeah
I don't know
That's like the
You gotta put delay on it I think
How much of a delay do I gotta put on anything?
Probably like 2 minutes to your midst
Say we're lying!
You know I'm not gonna lie
Like if there's like a route to getting everyone to play
Like literally anyone can play so
So we're with the fucking scum to the earth bro
hey this gun is dog shit this like explode gun is really bad yeah I don't
like that I think it's better the pistols the best gun in the game it's
like the best leg it's full of it you know
I thought you were tapping the pistol, but it's full auto, you know what's happening.
Full auto in the building.
Classic.
I don't know what I'm referencing there.
Like for Serge, I think the burst is the best.
But like, the pistol is the best for Serge.
Why does nobody here want that?
Ah, because they know I was in here.
And all my viewers are bots.
Did that right, chat?
Yeah, that's like the best shotgun in the Strikers of the Second Miss.
or actually it depends like what you like
i like this one
oh yeah, that's like a one shot gun
this one one shots?
nah, it's like a, it's only one bullet
like if you shoot it, it takes the water to the
yo, i don't miss my shots
yeah, it's okay, kios
what, now that i think about it, like
i look like he's mis-competing at video games
This day will like more like a reset in me like competing
Like it really depends how good we play but like I feel like we
I feel like we have that big factor bro
I'm okay. You guys should like land here and then if you guys like keep getting like con back a lot of teams
It's like I'll tell you the spot to go
Yo salco bro if trios came out would you play with us?
I mean that's not gonna happen next year, but yeah, I got you both you guys
I don't swear, but yeah
We'll talk about that one like that
I can change your life. Wanna go shopping?
Fuckin' dead ass take me shopping.
I'm back to town.
Wait, Liz, how do you know I'm next?
Um, I just know for a while through Edge.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Why are we at Edge, right?
Yeah, yeah. And then...
Why do I want to Edge beat his grandma, bro?
Yeah
That's a hard to kill oh my god
he's got us
he's got us
he's a real player
is that good or not
is this good?
uh yeah gold
gold is not bad
i'm just gonna stop
i'm locked
What the fuck?
Dude, what am I playing?
Come on, bro.
Got one?
What do you got?
I don't know, it's uh, flex.
Okay, that's like the, that's a good...
Oh my god!
You're really working on me.
No, no, no, no.
Nice. Come on daddy. Nice.
I just wrote for more FNCS winner to another.
We did it. Oh yeah. I mean that's like...
Are you good at close? The sliding thing?
Oh no, I'm not.
I can't hear shockers, it's like you're turning around.
Do we need to care for the boots or no?
No, no, it's not that good.
The boots are bad?
Yeah, shockers are better. They can come.
The boots in ranked that you can scare it so you can keep it cool air drop
Are you drop so good or no?
Nah, I think I got nerve
Yeah, we're better here enough
Oh my heart oh, yeah with the flex
What do you have the flex?
Yeah
I think it's a buck
well you have the flex right on yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah if you aim in
it does more damage it's slower though yeah slower but it's more damage what
is evil fortnight bro where you play today no yeah I'm playing the one oh dip
One
You play minute
I'd like me like pretty good
You're not bad bro, not bad at all kid wait so there's snipers in this game or no
Yeah, it's hunter rifles. Oh my god hunting rifles. That's a classic. I'm actually so good with those
How do you get him?
It's only purple, right?
Purple on gold?
Or is it green?
No, no, it's like green.
It's everything.
Oh, you're not a real stable in order to be able to hunt the rifle kill against Kanata
and solo FNCS Invitational, and I was scared he was going to stream slain me right after.
Oh my god, it's actually a classic.
Damn, I thought we were going to get stream slain towards that run out.
There's a few bots. Thank you everyone's at school
Why does it sound like Drake
Now people say I look like Drake I don't know why
We'll say I kind of look like
Chris happens to
Know that is or no
my bad bro oh my god I'm actually going through it bro
you just mute your mic to like sneeze or something bro no bro like oh yeah
I see them.
Let's jump in all of them.
Let's look after them.
Wait, what'd you say you're on?
Let's do this.
Let's measure it.
All right.
It's not only about what I look like, man, we're lost.
We're just going like,
What the hell?
Dude, they're recorded.
There's one man.
I
Decided that was a good update. Let me know their name right now so I can get them bad
Like I'm dead serious like who thought that was a good fucking update
No, there's like sitting in a box
Oh my god, you're not doing
Yeah, it's the best talking
So this is better than the other one yeah, yeah, all right depends like what you like more but
The good thing about the flex SMG from like a pro like me thought about it, but it can low-key be turned into an AR
me smile bro I'm smiling right now
what are you fucking life I'm having fun but I'm playing fucking fortnight again
shout out at the games brother given the access to playing but there's goaded
man oh this guy's looking good what the fuck I don't say that I don't want to hear
that I'm gonna miss about two minutes about two teams on me
real fast it's back up bro you're never it's never I guess why do you roll like
it's one absolute one
I got a blade
I got campus
I'm not playing with you
I'm not playing with you
I'm not playing with you
I'm not playing with you
How is my stream fire?
My stream fire
My stream fire
Is my stream fire or not?
How am I lagging when my stream is perfect?
Perfect. Make it make sense. Who's the owner of Fortnite? I need the next government name with their social security number in their address.
Well, yeah, bro, do you mind reviving me when you get a chance or not?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They're running through.
They see me, they're reviving me.
You notice, still here.
That's not my teammate, right? That's not my teammate's playing like that, right?
show us something man nice Michael you're as one good idea
good pickaxe
look at you yo
we only have one med though are we dead? sorry it's easy
Nihon it's over look you might have to go here take the med up
you guys got my cargo right? uh I have a go with that can be a chance
here you go
I'm very keen, look how he shockwaves, this is like, I'ma watch this, show us how it's made.
Show us how it's made.
Come on, my pretend this is the real game.
Let's go, bro!
Okay, actually, watch this, watch this, watch this, ready?
Actual, watch this.
Oh, come on, lock it real, please.
This is like trolling, bro.
Yeah, I'm gonna lock him against those guys, but I'm not gonna kill them, bro.
I'd rather just do that.
Cause I'm playing for rank.
Alright bro, let's...
Oh you're dead.
You're actually dead.
Wait what?
Wait what?
Wait what?
Wait what?
Wait what?
What?
Like where's the reboot at?
Oh it's over here.
I can't believe it.
Hey bro, you're just a genius.
You're just fucking like,
I had V-Box to your account to buy that.
How did you do that?
Nah nah, you're good.
You're good.
You can...
It's like a Renekton tier match.
You can buy stuff.
How do you get gold?
You could do that in your FCS?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Tell Lacey I'm down after each item.
Wait, is Lacey lagging? Why?
Actually, they're like, why am I lagging?
I don't know.
It could be the server. I don't know if it's the server.
I suppose it was. Wait, Lacey, are you lagging?
Nah, but we're on different starlings.
different styling
how am I lagging this makes no sense my stream is perfect though so this doesn't make any sense
this is like a game
right now though if you guys are actually gonna play, you guys should like
like go to like a different, I think I'd be in the other room
if you guys just can't go really fast
I'm out of ammo
I actually got a build
This wouldn't have happened if my games wasn't like that.
That's gotta be good juice.
I'm not gonna lie about it. Someone's cheating. Who's cheating?
Like, this is like bullshit. Tell Lacey to join the call, bro.
We're gotta force that, boys. Now we can really get here going.
Hey...
Fucking devil.
Hey, why am I lagging?
I'm getting a shit ton of X, like, rank.
Oh, I'm only silver one?
Oh!
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie.
How much time do we have? We have an hour left!
It was. I just left the party on accident.
No, no, no, you're gonna, you're gonna trust.
Alright, daddy, good party.
We'll make sure you invite me.
Alright.
Yeah, I'm deleting steam off my computer.
Oh, fuck this shit. Hold on.
Someone explain this, bro.
Am I fucked? Or do I listen to the brawl?
Or what?
Hello?
Lacy, what's up, bro?
What's up? What's up? What's up?
Yeah, bro. I got bad news man. What I'm silver one
My squad doesn't work in
Yeah, I did it like five times that's that's why you're calling me in
Mijo son
Sonyan every type of fucking version of son. That's why you're calling me in cuz you need to hit gold
Lay strata change it to a different game out and send you back
Wait, there's no ranked squads. Oh
Oh, yeah, there's no rings ones
I can stop playing if you guys want this one dress. Oh, no
We're gonna do okay. You're even good enough
Am I good enough for what?
No, bro. I'm not the library. I need to I need to get this bro. I need to carry
Okay, bro. It's all good. I get it. Are you?
Are you just gonna get it? No, I get it
Wait Liz yep, are you guys like I see playing or are you guys just like playing for fun?
No, I think we're actually playing like we actually want to do good. I want to do good at least
I want to quantify, I'm being serious.
You guys should get like a house, like somewhere if I lower the ping though, because like, you're like 40 ping right around.
I can come to your house?
Dude.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
Mix my skill full, okay
Yeah
Bomba clock. Is this AR good or no? Is a chaos exploder or not is the battle right?
I'm there or not? I'm there or not. Yeah, I'm very excited to play.
He helped talk to me. Nah, I'm good.
I'm out of ammo.
I'm out of shotgun.
He out?
Dead.
Hit the chug chug, hit the chug chug.
He's lurking on him.
Get him. I see him.
I'm out of him.
There's somebody shooting at him.
He's shielding you now.
Motherfuckers!
I'm like 1HP and nothing.
I think I'll buy something.
If you're short, you can buy stuff in the living room.
Oh my god.
I'm not hurt.
It's a bomb.
Hold on now.
Got it.
The box.
51, 51.
I still got the chat or no.
Mic down.
I still got this shit or no, like...
I'm still late. How much gold do you have right now?
what's the reason?
so you can buy like a big cloud and look at my threat
oh i'm going up!
on Tuesday
why don't you look at me rich
this is a classic
look at the map
oh i see
where are you landing?
i'm in the SWAT
why is gas $1.67
cents well that's so cheap present not like real life
oh big potter
he's a cheesep
we gotta get like 50 kills while i win this
ready
you're chug mode
i don't need to eat
i'm killing 11
i'm muted
oh well let me just make sure i'm on
i can hear you
no no no
i'm just annoying
i'm just gonna get the knife on the boat
yeah i don't really have time for this
i'm just gonna kill
Oh, I'm going to camp, no, oh my god, we're camping in the bush, like cool, bro, I think
I'm gonna get you.
Wait, you're dead.
120?
I'm okay.
Fucking.
I'm gonna go.
I'm good.
I'm gonna ulti low.
Make some space.
Dead?
Kill him?
You killed him.
This kid down here is fucking moving.
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie.
I just got camped.
I'm just gonna take it.
I'm gonna run around it again.
It's over.
It's over.
It's over.
It's over.
Yeah, that's good.
My god, that's a good chance.
I'm gonna take it.
I'm gonna take it.
I'm gonna take it.
I'm gonna take it.
I'm gonna take it.
No, no, no, no, no, there's life in bro. Oh my god, they're just in it. They're sitting in a bush wind for us all the time
Okay, okay, we're like
You're gonna get it
No, no, no, no
Oh no!
Lace, do you want to leave the lobby?
Thank you.
Guys, I'm gonna be back.
Can you guys, Lace, can you talk to my chat?
I think we're getting robbed.
Dude, this guy, this is just slow down, bro.
More positive 30.
Can't buy first, bro.
Lower cortisol and we'll literally just be chilling, bro.
You should have seen what happened to me, bro.
Are they in the bush on you or behind a tree?
Yes, no, they're just sitting in a bush the whole time.
Nice instant run.
They were moving though, not even alive, bro. Not even alive.
He literally snatched my wall and slammed me.
Trying to keep it stacked. Stacked, stacked, stacked.
The shop is ass. Actually, the skin that you're wearing right now, though, I did just buy that.
Yeah, I bought it like I should.
I
Know bro, hello, what's up?
No, you won't believe what just came to my door bring your short ribs buffalo cauliflower broccolini
I'm out of breath from trying to get my food. Look at that shit. Oh shit.
Chad, who actually believes that I'll qualify? I think I can.
Well, I think I can.
Well, all we have to do is just focus on our aim, our, you know, end game,
Okay, okay, um, yeah, all you guys need to do is just go centers on every single one like
done, but we can't even win a ranked game though. So should we be worried? No, don't be worried
because everyone's just trying to like sniping the fight and this like, okay, I'm just gonna
I like down there it's
So I could change my name chat or is it cooked
Like am I just stuck with this for two weeks
You can email them I've done it before I feel like
This is just stupid
I get a coach today or no who'd you get you know
would coach me job you think someone could coach us after central finishes
I'm going to ban you.
How good is Acorn, is he good?
Yeah, but I'm pretty sure he's already coaching Lacey.
I saw yesterday I'm sure there is
Lacey's playing with a pro what coaches he need
Holy Avengers bro, bro, we're just gonna call grand easy, bro
You don't need none of this fucking humbo jumbo fucking
Playing with matter daddy getting coached by I cut bro. I'm not gonna lie
It's lucky good
Nah
Wait so who's like the worst player on central do you think that's like overrated salco
Worst that's overrated like who do you think's like overrated?
On central yeah, like who's like the fucking fart of central
I don't know, probably Yamza.
I think that's like the only person that...
Actually no. Nice, seems really good.
Josh, right? Yeah.
That's a good one, bro.
So you think he's holding down Josh?
I mean, yeah, he's just scared to do everything.
Like, he's scared to con it to him or like...
Oh, shit!
like Josh is always like doing everything risk to me I'm just gonna say
I'm leaving over here I read it when we're not she's looking us yeah
they're like him yeah bro I'm fine
Yeah, let me not go near no bushes, bro
You know you're smoking yeah, are you smoking?
You actually serious
Yeah
why does my escape button not work?
Ron, remember you had a dimple above the P.O.A.
I'm a fucking idiot, bro. I know.
I know, you just look straight down.
You just look straight down and then you'll see when it shows you can drop and then you just drop
and then pull your light out a second.
You can drop now, go wherever you want.
We take fall, right?
Yeah, but you can pull your light out before you fall.
Yeah.
I have a macro battle pilot man.
You actually actually just solo peed.
Yep.
My cheater.
My dirty fucking cheater.
Someone is landing on your guys main.
Yeah.
They got 90.
They got 90.
I got 90.
I got 90.
I got 90.
I got 90.
I got 90.
I got 90.
I got 90.
I got 90.
I got 90.
I got 90.
Oh my god, bro, I'm a fucking nut your head.
It's not near me right now, I won't leave you there.
I'm dying on purpose to eat you. Are you fucking stupid?
Are you good?
Yeah, I'm good.
I'm just off the OE.
You guys gonna res me real quick, or what?
I'm just off the OE.
Okay.
Bro, I'm not gonna lie. I don't wanna coach you.
But you've known the odds.
Yeah I know. Oh my god. Oh no. Oh no. Oh my god. Oh no. Oh no. So okay let's stay calm
and let's stay positive. Should we change our drop? Should we all land at the same building?
You know? I think Ron should hide his screen. You know complain? Let's just... I think Ron
should hide his screen but I don't know. Let's spawn then he can unhide it.
Galis? Oh you guys just played duos and it would probably be easier. I'm gonna be honest.
It's probably way faster than those.
Alright, let's...
Light work.
Alright, Selko, I appreciate you playing with us though.
Oh, I'm gonna try to go before...
Oh shit, oh shit, oh wait, oh.
My bad.
Locked, bro.
I'm hiding screen. Nobody knows when I'm cute.
Oh, they're gonna...
My bad, ladies.
No, no, no, no, no. I wanted you guys to play. I want...
Neal.
you to save us
i see the breath
i got you
what do you silver one how much percent
i'm fifty percent
okay i will hear it again
what
i'm just watching you slap your food on your song bro like
you guys think I'm disgusting?
you can be honest
it's not going to keep working surely right? yeah
so you guys genuinely think I'm
disgusting like I'm an animal or something
I
Muted my mic. I'm gonna be honest with you. Is there even a chance I get to gold or not?
Like genuinely serious. I got muted my mic down. There's even a chance
Yeah, I'm not I'm confident fuck right now, but I'm trying to play I
Think we're like three good games off just gonna whatever again
FNCS champion trying to get to gold laughing emoji. This is just like
This is some type of joke, bro
This is actually some type of fucking joke. I'm just like I I just get looked at like a fucking like
Like I don't even know bro. Not even a fart. I'm just like like I'm like below a fart. What is below a fart, bro?
Like I
Gotta be but I gotta be just a shit. Just like an actual piece of shit
Like dead serious
All right mark where you want to go brah I'm hiding fully they have no clue all right
Why don't I look kind of sexy no troll where?
Like please you see it though. I'm losing weight or not like all the whole dude side. I
Told you where your face looks slimmer
You see what I marked on?
Cross it flat.
Okay, you're leaking. Alright.
Cack what, cack what, cack what.
How about some music, look, some kind of fire?
Thank you for representing the Indian region on Fortnite.
Got it, thank you.
Nice message from...
It's a sight.
I'm dead.
I'm like, I'm pretty much dead.
I'm actually dead.
You guys are dead?
Yeah.
Can you spare me, bro?
I can't.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Oh my god.
I'm a bomb.
Marlin, I actually need your help.
Marlin, if you can hear me bro, just like, bless my soul bro. I'm dead serious.
Oh my god.
Wait, you're actually...
Oh yeah, nah. We're not, we're not dying.
Let's go daddy. Res me. You got me?
Yeah, yeah, I got you.
You have a title system, what do you guys want to do with this?
It's not good, I think the best one though.
Of course it's the best one.
I guess they just have to take the wall somewhere.
Keep the mask on, we keep running.
I have one.
We're close to one staff, oh no.
Oh
Maybe she not yeah
Shit there's like little ass kids in here that just gonna suck all me that man
please
What?
Oh, you might be the burger guy, oh he's not a guy.
Nice bro.
You might be the guy who won two FNTSs in a second.
Oh my god, wait that actually is a world.
Wait so you could press, you could press redeploy that last second?
Yeah.
Like very last second.
Now how does that make any sense, this fucking chest?
Alright here it is.
Oh my god, what's up Zork?
Oh my, oh gee!
Wow!
Alright, we're gonna finish this game quick.
Yeah bro, we have 50 minutes left chat.
See my list, 50 minutes until...
We start.
When do you start playing, right?
Today.
Yeah, I know, Blaga. What time?
4 o'clock.
Click sucks, um, Lacy sucks, everyone just sucks then.
I don't know where I'm going to do that.
I don't suck, I'm playing pretty good. Say oh god I'm not playing good today chat.
Like, my game is there, so...
I just don't know the weapons, please don't die, oh god she's gonna die.
I'm coming bro, I'm really slow I'm going, I'm going, I'm going
I just saw someone named Anes the whore, is that two, punk, punk, punk so whore's brother?
I'm getting shot at, oh no, I'm coming now
Other guys live here, I don't need you
No, I need help, he's coming on me
I'm gonna do something, I'm gonna do something
Hunter?
Nice
We're gonna love you give them back to me
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and chocolate boots here. You match it up. Yes. Yes. Yes, please
Thank you
I used to do
This is actually I used to do
Oh shit, not I'm here
I'm here
What's on me?
Hold on bro, hold on, hold on, hold on
I did.
Oh my.
Oh my god.
Alright there's two more people to go.
Gonna hurry the club
Fucking hell man
Oh
This thing is a reward. Hey, I don't have ammo for my SMG
I got you
You have any movement
No
Yeah
Hey, so you warming up right now bro, yep, I'm gonna buy some more
All right, I need you locked today, I'm locked
And we have
Well, bro, we just got to play good
It makes leaves have to make it
That I knew there are shockwaves that's why I shot back
Pro is always one step ahead than the chat. Oh, you might have to split up
I feel good enough to win this
He's got to actually trust me like I really never die right? No, I do this. I really do this
I'm gonna camp
oh my god
are you tracking him?
come here i'm here i'm here
oh my god
ok
he's running now
i can't watch this table right now
no
he ran from save on auto where'd he go
oh i hate him be careful
now you have to save me oh my god
what's up maybe the cam
you see him man?
yeah i'm on him
yeah i want him, yeah
i'll ever fucking my teammate like that bro
wait what?
are you last?
he's gotta be in his one of these bushes
that's uncured
one more on the shank
I'm not dead though, he's just hiding in the fucking house, bruh, fuck this shit, man.
This guy's a fucking dork.
I'm chasing you can like fly hell of a fire off those things
But we lose this game it's actually
Break about to be in fucking Fortnay, I was just ice cubes right here
You're a match, you know
Not really, no
I mean, yeah, I'm kind of at 500
That's not that far, dude
I smell baby, won't you
Freeze the world
Freeze the world
He's right behind us, oh god, you see him?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, alright, kill him, kill him
I need a daddy. I need a daddy coming in. Do you have one of those or no? No, no, I don't.
I
Don't want to know
I would have killed him if that wasn't for my calls though, low Q.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, I would have killed that guy, but...
I feel like...
Oh, no.
That's like...
You're better now.
Yeah, I'm good.
There's another one over here.
I'm getting hit so hard in my ass, one-two.
I'm here with you, but I'm just mopping a big shot.
There's a lot of people here, bro.
Just look at what I'm standing at, bro, okay?
Yeah, yeah.
I'm out of ammo, man, I'm out of ammo, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack!
Oh!
We're going in!
We're going in!
We're going in, bro.
Let's go, bro!
Let's go bro, well the way I got out of that was crazy
My laser I need you to do some shit like this like dead ass for he's locked
Like I'm playing with a younger version of me man, this is fucking great
I need to kill him, I need to kill him, I need to kill him, bro, okay.
I
Can't watch for me nice on her on my dad. Oh, yeah, I'm a father
This is actually easy this is evil for like this actually evil for that. Are you got any whites on you?
why is he here come?
uh, two shockers?
yeah yeah yeah
yeah stuff
no no shockers let's go
like we can shock it till the end
so you can lazy to learn
there are me, oh my god
he's coming
he's coming to the building come here
try to see what's working in the building
I don't even know how. I'm not even gonna crush it, bro.
What?
What just f***ed? What was that?
There's no one at the morse.
Oh my god.
Talk to me. Someone just grabbed me.
See me on bomb, good. Stay low, guys.
Alright, I'm locked. Okay, I'm actually locked.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
I have a...
I don't see people.
I see boxes.
Alright, box them. Go box them.
I don't think
Oh my god, oh my god, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You should get silver two off that
Silver two, I'm silver two
We need to win this one, bro
We dead ass need to win this one
You gotta stop trolling
I'm 50% done bro
You actually gotta stop trolling
I'm trolling
My bad
Bro listen
IG, I'll meet the success
Alright
I should not have died here
Fine bro, listen
mistakes and that's yeah so it makes a player the bathroom there bro no ladies
bro are you here yo you gonna be able to do what he's doing today or no
imagine that but just like a thousand times better
you heard listen bro face I can't lose today hey bro when we're playing I want
no negativity no game blaming none of the no nonsense no nothing just good
vibes and play in the game and we're gonna just you know fucking qual bro just
gotta make any game just gonna not die mid game we don't just waste our games
It should be free, bro. If we're dying off spawn because that POI is good as fuck, we'll go somewhere else and we'll just call
Let me tell you something, bro
You can't call me. I don't think it'll be I don't think it'll be like easy as shit though
Like I still think, you know
Both can have to be locked. Brother's no way we don't call right chat
I'm back
You just gotta play good
I'm not gonna lie but I'm stroking my chicken.
I'm deadass stroking my chicken.
I swear to god I'm stroking my chicken right now reading Twitter.
Alright wait, I need to screen up the crosswind.
We're all battlebuss music.
We want to go fucking the battle woods, bro.
Question is said, green screen or no green screen today, like when I came, oh, I fucked
up my drop again.
There you go.
I
Why do you hide your screen? You're gonna say it out loud. Let's eat out
No, how does that make sense like i'm dead ass here is like
This is really fucking bad. This is really hot as I have so much maths, bro
I'm not gonna lie, bro. Why did someone just type exclamation mark disability, bro? It's like
Okay, how much points do you get if you win a game?
And what?
Oh points like how hard is it take like how much percent?
We're at 25. I go like up like 100% you go find your percent. So we need to win two games
Yeah, we can only play two games. We need to win both these games
it's so easy just try to like try to stay alive like off the start and you can land
wherever you want to get there you'll be good bro mute okay back muted my game bro
I'm on cueing bro guys whatever you do don't cue fortnight right now just everybody stop
Queuing just stop watching the stream for five seconds, man, please
Wait ladies, how'd you do it?
No, I just placed all those
No, I played like last night
I woke up this morning to ladies texting me 50 messages at 1 a.m. But don't ever wake me up out of my slumber like that
Or what I'm gonna come down to that room, and I'm gonna fuck the shit out of your asshole
Oh my god, I'm you're gonna have so many miss messages tonight
It's like, he can't help it, he can't help himself.
Damn, himself, uh...
Bro, Kaisa and Nat's back.
Sabo and Otto's playing Fortnite again.
Bro, is this peak life?
GTA's coming out soon.
New Todd.
New fucking Summer.
New fucking everything, bro.
All we need now is just a thousand gifted and the day's complete.
World Cup
1000 gifted bro the chair on top in the TikTok comments. I had just been gonna run
All right, this time you mark where we're going
Good again
What is the golden grove
Nihon I
I can't even mute my game because for some reason the escape button doesn't work anymore
on Fortnite but you press it in game because this game is actually phenomenal and I love
them so much thank you for helping me out Fortnite being able to play this tournament
man can we get a W Fortnite in the chat real quick hopefully we get icons coming soon
Yeah, yeah, I'm done.
Uh, linear.
Why'd you leave me?
Oh, I'm dead.
No.
Yes, oh, I'm dead. No, you said you want this building look at the mark. It's great. Oh my god, dude. Oh god, oh god
That's oh my god. No, it's got some strange type of
Sassy, would you say that yeah?
Yeah, I played with
Weirdo is the extended focus shotgun good
We got a lot of damage.
So my question got it.
Wait, no, it's not, it's like the...
How long is full blast?
One second.
How long blows house up?
There's no way we lose this game, oh god.
I have a strike of shogun.
I don't want to jinx it, but may I say this is the game?
There's a throw in her lobby, so...
I
Like damn I say chat this is the game
I'm using a pistol bro, fuck this shot for this AR.
Bro what is that Emo bro? Like that dude putting his fucking hand to his chin.
Like his chin is shit.
Oh not that Emo bro, oh my god.
Did it go down?
Yeah, 780.
I
Said to the game bro when this game and when next game
Every email of a dude scratching his chin
but the chaos is way better than the striker
not way better but it's better
i should carry it over i have a green one and a green one
yeah yeah so i think you get like a variety of striker
okay so it's just a this is a chid emo chat now got it
this uh it's just a everyone's putting the same fucking shit over and over got it
I'm just pre-bombing, see you come.
I'm just, do not die, like, actually, just play like a fuckin' 8-minute, even if they're
shit.
Please, bro.
Dude, they got a...
Watch the rub here.
Got him.
What is this?
We have tanks, I'm sorry.
It's like, it's like a rift.
How do I do it?
You have a big buff for me right now.
Yo!
Yo man!
Emo!
Only one is coming on!
Why is there so many white dudes?!
so many white dudes
Yeah, people are here. Okay, just okay it's dive down then free fall
Remember, don't watch your people, I'll see what it does
Oh my god
Oh my god
I'm so angry
Hey, why am I fucking doing it?
You have a big pot?
No.
No, this chat is just...
Nah bro, you guys keep doing it bro. I actually just enjoy your time.
Let's go after him.
This is like...
Oh, that bro, do you see this shit, man?
I'm seeing it bro, they are...
It's a shadow ball time
It's actually just some fucking dumbass white guy scratching his chin
I just read a message saying but at least he's disabled like
You're right. That's you over right here. All right, let's hide the people over here
That's so broken
He got it
You good or not?
Yeah, I'm good
He's got it
Reloading
He's coming
I got it
I'm gonna destroy him all
Nice
Nice
Nice
You guys stopped, bro
Did he get disabled?
Nice, what's the new email you all about a Circus 10?
Nice baby ranch got it.
Yeah this is like, this is some type of joke bro.
Got it even disabled bro, blame Outlaw.
I
Should have made my name fucking me ho no that are gonna start. Oh my god
There it is nice, bro. I was actually you did it on purpose right like I
I just wanted to know if you could help us, bro.
No.
I'm playing Realistics first.
Hey, look here, Ron.
Split up.
Are you sure you want to do this?
I mean, I believe in you.
I believe in myself, so.
I bet.
I sure am.
If you don't find anyone, you can come over here.
I'm gonna kill this people.
Let me make a split up after.
I get this guy or fucker.
Watch out, guys.
Get right here.
get the chug chug hit the chug chug hit it purple striker yeah pretty good yeah yeah
purple gas i hear that okay i think you're a striker
Is this from a gas?
No, no, that's a bad shotgun.
Hey guys, instead of typing emails, let's go back to a normal chat. Ready?
Everyone decide their favorite thing about life.
Sex.
Boobs.
Yeah.
Bro, we have 13 kills. This is fire.
There are 12 kills.
People over here, come.
Locked.
Holy fuck, I got on my side.
Anyone else to see that in chat?
I'll get the distraction bro.
Yeah, good job.
Alright, something to see more people.
Alright, now we can split up.
Okay, run to the side of this lobby.
Alright, where you going? Which side?
Get over here.
I'm gonna go that way.
What's that?
Just have confidence in me for one time and watch how good I play.
Hey, can you talk to me with some confidence?
You fucking got this, bro. You won an FNCS.
Yeah.
Let's go, bro.
Yes.
These kids are probably like less than 10 years old.
Well, the guy built enough to let you know.
They're probably like just some little badass kids.
Just step back from school, bro.
Nope.
You got this.
Nah, not good, I think.
maybe not
come on im good
where are you guys from?
from the 90's
no they're from the team be careful
another team talked to me where?
yeah nah i heard them talk to him
where's camp here?
come on here
where are you guys from?
I'm kidding. I think she's not you
Yeah, I heard him
Think above now
Yeah, yeah.
Bro, are you just, like, odd or, like, what is going on?
I could do it a bit.
I don't know.
Like, is this guy just the best fucking player in the game?
Like, can someone tell me?
Wait, also, when you're, when you're shocking,
how do I, like, get used to, like, sprinting before you shock?
Huh?
I'll get back.
Yeah, that's where you got your skill from me, yeah.
Yeah.
That's what I'm skating for.
Go ahead and sit around.
Go ahead.
There you can key the P-Worth then.
I'm gonna key this here.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
There's a lot of people in my chat who used to watch me, like until they got good at games.
Oh my god, top 5 satisfied moments.
Did you need any more just so far?
Yeah, I'm here
Okay, it's not a father. No troll. We actually have to win this game and somehow cue another this is really over good
It's gonna finish the game quick
one down
one down
yep
one down
one kill
fucking idiot
nice
I'm not actually saying I don't get any more for every small thing I do please.
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
Oh
Alright, let's do so
I'm out, let's move it.
Where would you be Chad, if you were hiding from stable Roberto?
Hold me, I hear one.
Alright, hold me, I get one.
Nice.
Or you look you're killing one, I'm trying to find another one.
I kill another one.
Get that ship off.
I'm trying to like, storm a little bit.
Nice, back out, back out, back out, back out.
this way it's hitting the option
my god my gold
oh no oh no oh no oh no
what happened what happened what are you what are you
oh we're good we're good we're good oh but we need to win bro we need to win
No we don't, no we don't, I probably, no we don't.
You know he's win!
We need to get like a top five I think.
Alright we got this.
Am I cooked or no?
No.
Wait I lowkey might have to start later, oh my god.
No, don't.
What?
No.
Oh first time chatter I just ranked up to gold.
Got it.
I don't know if we can finish the game in 18 minutes for this one.
I got a jerk off too like it's a ritual that I do
Before my games
I have a headache can you be quiet yo click on another stream bro
I'm just gonna start reading normal messages, bro
Ron, you're my favorite Schumer, bro. Guy with glasses on. Thank you, bro. Yo, yo, ma.
Thank you so- Bro, thank you. Like, no troll, thank you. Like, gently from the bottom of
my heart thank you bro like generally generally bro thank you to anyone who
subbed to the stream bruh shout out to anyone who subbed good fucking dudes in
this chat man we get a hundred gifted
Thank you, Eden, thank you.
Who's ready for my first ever FNCS?
I've got nine months.
Thank you, bro. No problem.
Ron, I hope you get dead last and never get abs.
Hate from Albania.
Okay. Even 31 months, bro.
Wow. My OG? Yes, you are.
Yo, you be streaming, Salco?
Yeah.
Hey bro, you stream right now?
Yeah, I like to go out a few hours ago.
I wouldn't be my dad bro.
Nah, you're good.
Wow dude.
Kill yourself Piggy, thank you for timing that out.
Thank you for timing that out.
Wait, you timed him out for your so skinny and good looking run,
I know you're gonna win FNCS and then he said kill yourself Piggy.
It's like bro!
I call this one this game, okay?
A positive message didn't get any type of fucking...
Yo, yo, it's like I can't man. Oh, are you good? Yeah, I'm good. I gotta go full cam
I miss you bro first time chatter. I don't know you
Oh, we got a high-screen, high-screen, high-screen, oh.
Okay, okay.
Actually, pick a spot.
Me?
Okay, uh...
He's got a waypoint.
Okay.
I'm telling those people in my chat who are trying to get to gold right now, test the
stream sighting and I still gotta put a delay on my stream no yeah how much of a
delay do I go to one minute you can do it if you want I got one minute
I'm not putting on a 15 minute delay
I think we're on the gun
oh my god, we did it
this shit might be top 5 worst shats
go to his shat bro, I don't even care if you're a yo-saka or a bro
what you do is you shat, go to his shat and start all this shit bro
yeah I don't need this shit bro I don't need this in my life
alright we'll see you in it's gonna make this game real quick
who's better in the game you are low on colors
yeah they put him in my chat now
enjoy bro
I
Layman is this is something
I
Me help
Like this is just south or my channel very very one-on-one
So good, I love it
We got to get kills with each people in 13 minutes well
And I have to put a delay still
uh three hours
uh you know like 11 I think
11 or 12
I bet this goes good
hold me
good job
I think he was on the other one. Watch out, watch out, watch out!
Oh!
Okay, I have no ammo.
Is that the game?
No.
Oh my god, wait! Okay, ammo's on his side.
Nice, you're right.
Okay, okay, okay.
Good job. Good job, good job.
Are there any wights or no?
No, no wights, no wights.
There's a box, come on, come on.
Nice.
A box.
Two, dude, almost.
Good teamwork.
You're okay.
I
Like random bushes out of nowhere
I'm like barely any but
Keep on me
Ready?
Hunter?
No I missed
You got another one on me, I have no mask
Fuck it though, I'm locked
Yeah, I can give you a little bit, I can give you the five bucks
Come on
Ready?
I'm crazy
I'm fucking crazy
I'm not crazy
wait, the box!
wait
the box! oh my god
not wearing it
oh my god, not wearing it
oh my god
I'm not gonna laser map this to your duo bro
I'm looking good
I don't even believe you bro
I'm just getting some real estate in guys.
I'm getting shot at, we need to destroy them, we need to kill those lobby people right away.
I'll make the fucking, I'll make the police the king and everything.
Ready?
You got two?
They're alive, oh god, I need you to set up, there's so many people, there's more people.
Okay, okay, okay.
I'm just gonna have a go.
I'm gonna do it.
Okay.
Okay, let's leave.
Oh, shit.
Come on, now.
Oh, shit, no, there.
Come on, now.
Come on, now.
No, no!
Oh, my god.
I got the way to be.
Just shoot him.
Fuck you.
I got your hand!
There you go.
You're him!
You're him!
Stratz, Stratz, Stratz, Stratz, Stratz
Thanks, man.
I have a time to go.
Okay, now we got it.
We even need to win?
No, probably not, but...
It's just so I warm up now, but I'm locked up.
This is the end!
I'm pretty far, but you got this bro.
Wait, shockwaving gives you unlimited sprain?
Yeah, yeah.
What?
I got one.
Clean up.
Okay.
Go, go, go.
I got you.
Is that you?
I got you.
Oh, no.
Give me that.
I got you.
Yeah.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you bro
yeah
here take this
fuck
stop open, don't open, don't open, don't open, don't open, don't open
yeah yeah
this place ain't got someone there
someone there, someone there, someone there
alright, you're good
yeah, ready?
here's someone go up
go up, go up
I'm with you
I'm with you, I'm on your dick
nothing?
okay
dead?
nice
alright
you're wanting to be careful, don't open
you can't die
very safe
what?
I got a team
What?
Get him or not?
Yeah, I got him
Got another team
No
Come on!
I'm good
I got an ammo
Get it, come on
Where's it?
You live here or not daddy?
Yeah, yeah
I had to get them
I don't need much more time man
This is the scene right here
40
to the bush
one is she one is she
what?
10 he's over here
can i even chase him or not
uh...
why yeah
i'm doing this shit
you're good
nice
we have 4 minutes
I thought I was just gonna jump off
I think you get it but
no no no we can't we just gotta just
we gotta just hurry up
we just gotta use the bathroom
oh it's hot
yeah
if we die we die
just go fucking full
I got him.
There you go.
I'm sure.
Yeah, I'll be very healthy.
Chad, who's excited for having CS?
Oh my god, I feel good.
You gave me confidence, huh?
Yeah, I'm fine, bro.
chat i gotta put a glade on after this is that okay?
be like a minute or two
oh my fiving
oh no
I got two on me. This might be bad news, bro.
I'm coming now, that's...
I get...
No!
No, no, no!
It's on our coach, I've...
Nice.
Wait, no, I might have lied.
I get...
I get it, I get it.
Alright, here we go.
Yes, hold it!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Just stay alive, bro. Just get as many ghosts as you can, bro. We have like three minutes.
Yeah, no, no, we're good, we're good.
Got you, got you.
I need you to play like everything's on the line everything okay no you're top
seven
oh my god five just rush it bro I think we're good no there's no way we're not
good
The king of prince to everything though
Yeah, just oh
I think it either way, but I'm just gonna say a lot for a bit longer
Ah.
Okay.
Okay.
Nice.
That's my ass clapping, not me.
Come on.
Okay.
Nice, nice.
Okay, hold on, please.
Please, Marlon, Marlon, Marlon.
Marlon, Marlon.
Marlon.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
one that's all I need. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh my god. You're going to bro. You're actually
going to get that. All right. Good luck guys. Thank you bro. It's time. Good luck to me.
How good luck. There is. Oh my god. He's actually going to guys go watch him. Salco. I don't know
switch but guys go ahead. I got put a delay on y'all. Yeah, I put like a one minute 30
or two minutes. How do you do that? General? Let's see here. Audio output. I don't know
where to chat where do you do this where do you add a delay I can show you it what
do you stream on like the OBS studio OBS studio a screen share or just go to
like your settings general where is it good your settings and then go to stream
I think wait let me check
Oh good good of your settings on OBS and go to your advanced where I'll
aware I'll aware or look at my screen here yeah advance at the bottom oh I
got I got I got I got I got I got I got I'm stream delay then enable it stream
delay how long six I'll do random stream delay all right guys I'll be back in one
minute everyone love
Oh
Whoa
Hello.
You see Wimby just throw JB on the score on screen.
It's in progress.
Appreciate the advice chat.
Yeah, they're oh my god the armor man. I'm like I suck now.
I can't die with armor, no way!
Alright bro, thank you. Yo, ladies, you ready bro?
What's fucking doing bro?
I don't even know if they can hear me right now.
What's actually fucking doing bro?
It's time bro, it's actually time.
Alright, I'm gonna tip the guys later guys.
Have a fun, peace bro.
Jesus, thank you, my heart.
Wait, where do you find the game at?
I think you can do it from cut the competitive tab
Yeah, play now
Yo listen bro
Sameskin or no, I'm down to do same skin. What's that called? What's that called? It's called
Hi, so
Just I saw I
Don't got it. We can do dynamo. We can do dynamo. We can do dynamo. I'm locked. Oh god. I'm locked
I actually want to call a dog kid like that.
Listen bro, this is my first ever FNCS bro.
In a long time.
This has been two years of just FNCS man.
This is just two years of not playing bro.
If you're here man, drop a meme.
This is, this is fucking history.
This is fucking history.
Listen bro, let's play smoke.
Let's do this bro, let's do it. Let's fucking do it, bro. I gotta pee bro. I gotta pee
We can actually
Me
All right, bro, I
I need good vibes from everyone watching. I need no negativity. No team blaming. No nonsense, bro
Shit's not going our way. Just smile in the chat room, bro
Just smile in the chat room, bro
Please bro, please bro, please bro. We need good vibes. We need to you know, we need it
We're playing with zero cortisol until the next three hours
Oh, we didn't got to pay nobody this is this game time, bro
Yes, I'm closing everything besides fortnight right now. I
Will take my game to winning FNCS again
Okay, going here do the thing where you drop right above it, but you can say we're almost a midway
I mean I frosted blacks
Oh, yeah, we just go over what do you want to aim for listen we got to do all we got to do is just get a win
Remember, it's just a win
Well, yeah, I mean, what do you mean? There's no kill points. Yeah, it's just placement
It's not only a win. It's like placement, too
We need like 200 some points now. Yeah, we're just aim for 300
We have eleven games. Fucking do it.
Yup. Yup. Fucking do it. If we need to change our draw, we can change it bro.
Kids flying over us. I'm free falling and landing on the gas station on the surf truck right now.
I don't think anyone's here. One line, I don't think anyone's here!
On me, on me, on me, on me, on me, on me, on me!
Come on me. In the building. In the building on me.
He's one, he's a shotgun, he's in here, he's one, he's a shotgun, he's whited, he's run to you?
NICE!
Good shit.
We instantly get Slurped Truck, I'm probably my kit.
Hold on, let me get this my kit going for good Slurped.
Start breaking it.
I
That like the long weird looking one, I don't think so I don't like it
It is kind of not cool at all
I'm gonna get the ball.
It's all good.
Alright now we literally just play the end game bro.
Maybe we get a vault key card and then get the vault too.
Get max max yeah.
Yeah hella brick here.
I mean I think there's every mat here bro, not a lot.
It's where Klicks and Veena are landing.
You ready for life scary?
Yeah.
Wait you're scaring?
Didn't hit me though. I have three shocks already
Just fighting south
I think we just play low just mid ground. Yeah, I don't think I don't want to go high with the shots in the game
Not for my two aides
If you just play low, it'd be fun
mid
Not second height
I have three minis and one medkit
I don't know what to carry I don't know what meta is to carry
um, striker or chaos shotgun and then sting your SMG
that's what i got right now
and then shocks, do you have shocks in government right now?
do you have whites?
i have a shock
um
but when we fight, remember, i just do major boxes
yeah, we're just gonna make hella space
dude, we might, people might even just straight up disengage once we do that
there's no kill points, there's no reason for people to fight us
Everyone's shittin' this lobby, bro.
Actually, I'm gonna carry big instead of charge, y'all.
Ooh, oh my god, I remember this. This is a classic. I remember this strat.
You go to the gas station, and when you go to the gas station, you perform the top of the metal. It's a classic.
I don't know how to play this game, like, center zone? Like, I don't know where to go.
Salko just goes center.
So what?
Salko said go center.
I think they're just keep on turning
Every time
I don't know, I don't know, shock message or nothing
Yeah, I don't know how to shock together, I think we just stand on a ramp
Or a cone, or a box and then head up to top and go
And we have to sprint, we have to sprint jump
I got six shocks bro, that's one extra
Nice, I have three, nice one I got
I'm far in my middle
Max, max, max
10, 0, 5, 3
I'm so close, it's quick now
Yo, what the fuck?
Grab another shotgun, let's go
There's a lot of people here
We're on outlaw, I'm disabling it, I got you
Outlaw, when you see this, I got you
I'm gonna say don't be so far ahead of me, just wait for me, or farm wood or farm something
for me while I run.
Yeah, for me, for me.
Yeah, I need to farm my wood, I need to farm my wood.
Oh my god, purple chaos bro.
Nice.
Where'd you drop?
Green chaos.
Can you meddle or no?
No, you put on there.
Oh my god bro, fake base, classic.
Yeah, there'll probably be kids coming from our PLI.
We can just keep going though.
I think we should just keep going.
I think we can stay, cause we have a metal base.
I think it's gonna be I think it's just gonna be new
I might be a good player in the whole tournament, but I think that game is going to be bossy,
I don't think people are going to know about it.
Might be a lot of heads of chickens.
I need like a hundred metal.
I got a 5-5-5 here.
There she is.
There she goes.
Oh.
Going.
She's going to white line I think.
I think we're one maybe, ShotGrav?
In the center?
I think we have.
That's the six here.
Yeah, I thought so.
I'm gonna be just playing sir should go past this P.O.I
It's all for bushes my scared nobody though Michael I'm making some noise
You farm woods for me here cat
They're hiding the bush. I don't know someone's gonna come here
You should go past the P.O.I
security from the next zone
there's a god chest right here
oh yeah let's get it
let's get it now and go to pink marker
kind of in the open
footsteps footsteps
kiddies
don't even get hit bro
just keep moving yeah
yeah go to nine
let's go another bridge
so many f***ing bullshits bro
we can go deeper
don't think
we can build a way off this rock like don't hit the rock but like
do you break one?
go
am I gonna over form?
this is good
Let's go, we don't need kills, just remember chat, this is a no kill.
Sir.
Why did sir man?
I said that, just texted me.
I literally said yo bro, I haven't gone except to the streaming university, etc.
And he sends me a picture of Unk.
Literally like that's like what the fuck does this even mean bro?
Yo Kai bro, um...
Okay, I hear kids farming, trying to see where.
You don't even have to open, bro, there's not a lot of kids alive.
No, there's no one alive, but it's all placed and it kills me nothing.
I think we just stay here.
This is going to require a lot of brain power.
It actually will and like a lot of like focus too, especially with fucking delay. Just just use me, bro
I'm just stimming bro at this point
Is it I actually loved our playing a fucking event that like it's actually
I can't even press my friends this bro. I see at least I know same
I should the body I can't press my leader. Oh, let me just get under spin fuck under it
Lacy's in the game with
Fifty one left. He's in our lobby. Oh shit. Oh shit. Okay. No shit. I'm not worried bro. He's all fat-ass
No point of killing people bro, we just keep camping dead ass no point of killing people
So it's not even Lacy. I'm not even for a second worried about fighting Lacy
We're good, bro. We just make max.
This is like the worst part about it, Rose. You can't do any type of points, but you can't
do any points besides just literally just fucking waiting.
Yeah. Just some game, bro. What's your pain?
30. 5.
29, bro. 30. It's actually not bad in game.
it goes to 40 pack it loss all smell my feet smell everything smells we have
zero bro do you always smell bro yeah bro my name is five foot one hundred forty
pounds
how did someone just predict me saying why do you always sniff your fingers
have to put your balls bro like there's a delay like like there's a mijo the most
amount of points we can get is 65 where's it more I think 65 oh so we have to sit
in this whole lobby just to get 65 we've got five times basically if we win yeah
to the church at chicken burger are you good
hungry bro why does she make me nervous fire come on we're gonna go right now
we're gonna go dead side so here ready we're gonna go left ready I'm gonna
shock like us yep I need the bridge yeah yeah
use your sprint careful this is a really tall search all right should maybe stay
left I need to sell yeah I'm just afraid that we're going in front of us though
we're good we're good using wood
we're good keep coming keep going
purple for the kids on the helical yeah yeah
some across here
are you good
come on
you gotta stay a little bit deeper
yeah I'm talking just because
these kids are fucking dorks
Yeah, we don't have we can chill here. We're just gonna be on the heavy side
Stand on me we're gonna go to the gas station
I'm gonna open our roof for the shock
Into the gas station build on it
This shock hit you
Yeah, this is why people love...
Should I pop the shield, you think?
Or is there a vending machine here?
I have a big, I have a big here.
Is there a vending machine here?
Um, yep.
I have enough.
I have enough.
Yeah, I have enough.
Yeah.
I can buy a shunt, so I go big.
Or do you need a...
What should I buy?
I can always...
Did you grab my big?
I can just borrow myself a big.
I don't think you're going enough.
Yeah, yeah.
I have two thousand. I can buy you some.
This shit lowkey kinda broken.
Can you buy shockwaves?
I'll buy some, hold on here.
Alright, there's an extra shockwave over here.
Okay, we're gonna go early.
You need shockwaves or no?
Oh, I have six. I have six.
Stay on the other side of the come.
Okay, where's the dead site?
Where do you wanna go?
It's gonna...
We're on the dead site, so that is giving me more dead.
Why don't you just go back to our box?
Where is it? Right there?
On the edge there I go like this, okay, you you're gonna open up the top cone. You're gonna time it, okay?
I didn't go
This right here is our box bucket.
I have four cells right now.
I have six.
That was laggy as fuck.
Yeah, we look for kids.
We look for kids.
Watch your head.
Oh, watch for us!
He got her.
He got her.
He got her.
He's building up right now.
He's not.
I'm push.
So I'm sick.
Close, yeah.
Make sure it's close.
Yeah, I don't even need to be looking for kills.
I'm...
I don't need kills.
Yeah.
On my wall though?
Fuck it!
Can I play with you guys?
Okay, fine, I'm staying on you.
I got about like 3-2-1 some shit.
Yep. I'm just gonna play fully with you.
I'm not gonna look for anything.
See, I don't know the strat here fully because
it's like, everyone's got shops,
so like, we can play full low.
I'm really low on frames, you're not like low on FPS.
Alright, come here. I'm just making one more box up.
There we can shock from, there we can shock from.
Um, I'm like 150 FPS, 70.
But it's flying around.
Yeah.
I'll just see where it goes, so I'm gonna panic.
Nice.
It'll open up in a little bit.
Yeah, we're gonna go late, yeah?
Yeah.
it goes kind of uphill remember we get shocked to run also like we don't have to
like jump oh yeah if it's like the same one you're safe
is everyone's gonna try to get it right here
I'm gonna try to go on top of that right you see it
he's breaking the next one
we good or no?
we look
we look
I'm telling you, are you shocking us or are we just gonna run?
yeah, I'm gonna try shocking us
one, two, three
one on one, one on one
yeah
hold on, hold on
that's gonna go through that's the only thing
I'm gonna pop a chug hook and we're gonna go that
yeah
I'll throw it, you open?
yeah, we got a lot, we got a wild look
I think I just wanna go early, for like...
Let me look.
We're gonna go now.
I'll throw it, you open it.
Okay.
Come.
Get down here.
We're in here.
You just time to open when I throw the shot.
Instead of beating one again.
Okay, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll just say I'm throwing it.
We might need a reflash.
I agree
Under me, Loki, you ready? Come on, we're 3
Loki, Loki, Loki, Loki
34 white!
Oh shit, we're not here
Alright
Might not have shit
It's nice here
Loki, you wanna go now? You wanna get ahead or no?
We're lucky
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm gonna leave you alone, leave you alone
Alright
I don't- oh, you gotta go
You gotta-
There we go, left, left, left, left
Yes
Alright, ready?
Okay, I'm going
3, 2, 1
3, 2, 1
Nice
Going up, one from here
Look, just that way up over there.
I don't know, we need to place them.
I'm 1-0-1 and a half, 1-0-1 and a half.
I'm gonna need to kill.
Look back, look back, look back.
68 white, or 68 blue, 68 blue.
Keep looking over there.
Look, look, look.
Don't shoot.
Don't panic, yeah?
Looking down.
Look ahead.
We're gonna go in a second, yeah?
Yeah, let's go left, let's get down, let's just go up there.
Let's just build up there, come here, I'm gonna shock us
Okay, okay, following you, following you
You hear me?
Yeah, on your back
Careful, people like follow us
I'm gonna need this skill, I'm gonna try to kinda walk on it
Yep, yep, you're looking
Careful, follow back, careful, follow back, watch out, watch out
Watch out, watch out, watch out
Watch out, watch out
I just gotta focus on one hit
Careful, watch out
Yeah, we need to get out of here.
We're gonna pull back to the south.
Yeah.
I'm just...
I'm gonna go to the left.
I'm gonna go to the left.
I'm gonna go to the left.
We can go to the building outside.
Yeah.
Come right, come right, right together.
Yeah, we're...backed up distance!
Backed up distance!
You can't go to the one on your left!
You can't go to the one on your left!
I'm looking back, I'm looking back
Same box, same box
Yep, fully on, yeah
Popping this?
Good, we're good
Stay in our box, guys
Okay, hop in
Right here
Dead
Get, get in your body
Come, come, come
Stay low, stay low
Can you come out?
I'll see you, I'm coming
Stay, I'm coming
Come, come, come
Come right, come right
Come right, keep coming right
I'm up from the back of the house.
You can give those...
Hey, I'm not with you. I got it.
I'll be able to come shooting stuff.
Top 8. A lot of placement coming.
Top 7, ready?
It needs to play YC10. Beautiful.
Top 6.
A thousand mats.
you can chug
top six
you're secure
you're second high right now
do you land, what do you land with?
you spray that
nice shot
top 4, bottom 5, here's someone
that's shot
you have mats, you bailed, bailed, bailed your head, bailed your head
400 blood, top 3 right now
it's all solos, it's a solo on height and you have to get knocked, it's all solos
you're under mats, what only?
that's shot
only 1
keep dropping on your head
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god, Mio!
Come on.
What?
Let's do this.
And Lacey and Arq are in that lobby!
It was?
Good.
Lacey and Arq, they're in the same lobby with us.
Let's do this shit, bro.
Good shit.
That's a fucking flush.
Let's fucking do this shit, ready up!
What the shit, bro?
Good fucking shit, bro.
Don't play with me!
That shit was good, that shit was good.
oh my god oh my god oh my god
I'm actually I'm actually that felt good, bro
That was fucking good that was really fucking good. Holy shit. Oh my god, bro. I feel like
Jogs, bro. I need I need to add a wash I think that wasly perfect. Yeah, I had to drink water. I'm not gonna. Oh, I'll really shaking
Why am I like, boy, that felt so good on God I felt good
That literally felt like I'm like, I'm like Peterbott, bro
Oh, that's hilarious. That was such a good game.
That shotgun is good as fuck.
Yeah, wait, what do you have to do? The health one?
Yeah, but I just didn't miss. I just did as I missed.
You're maxing it out a lot.
You like 150 at the kit on low? Holy matter.
Is it going to be better lobbies or is it just all the same?
I don't know if there's elo. Oh no, it's better lobbies.
Able to tend gifted everyone in this lobby just won the last game
Wait, we just we just drop now, how does it work? I need to go all the way down
All right, boys, and there's gonna be better players. It's okay if we did a game number
I'm dropping landing on my thing
I killed one, talk to me, do you have a gun?
Yeah, both dead, both dead, yeah, I didn't hear any other gliders, they could have landed
on the west side down, let's go, yeah, I'm not kidding, I'm not kidding, that was the
best first game we could have had, bro.
In a great fashion too.
Holy shit.
Oh my god.
Let's go get Sturpshock right now.
I'm gonna go get him.
Remember that there's gonna be good fire in front of you.
I like playing low ground mode.
Yeah, it was nice. We played it well.
How do we have no vault here?
How does that work?
You just gotta pull it, you just gotta pull one out of a chest or something shit.
Be careful, people just like sneaking up. There's gonna be people who don't care.
They'll just cheat everything.
Yeah, that's true.
It's 100% true.
Yeah, the intention is to see people just coming out of nowhere.
Yeah.
In this farm.
See people?
What? They're coming or not?
They're just looting their chests outside the field.
I'm thinking of something.
I don't know if they will.
It's pretty high, it's pretty good.
I just need to reform brick now, not in the base.
The midi's at the bottom just.
I'm just sitting there for the majority of the game bro.
Like we just...
The search base?
I think we can just keep pulling drones.
Oh, that's gonna explode with a blow.
So let me know if you see anyone cause I'm just like...
No, I'm farming bro.
Be careful.
I'm farming bro.
Yeah, we pulled, we might pull next as well.
as well med kits big parks chug jugs
oh we got rooms double kid's sleeper yep
what the fuck is the venom machine um look at the map it's uh
We have stations in the middle building outside of it
Legendary SMG
That's it you just got
I think she just tried to do it. Yeah fuck it.
How much?
Fuck you.
I'm sad. I'm going to some G, got the good shotgun, six shots.
Chug jug, like 70.
Just in the safe place.
I need to farm slow.
Shooting.
Oh you shoot, we can go first.
I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. They just built up to it back up back up back up back up. They're looking to fight
They're by just team they're definitely
They built up to I'm down
No, but they know they built up to it right here though
Yeah
five fucking laces badass
oh really might be
let's say you're just hiding it
am i even a peek or do anything
it's pierce hawking
one's down, one's down, one's down
guys we don't need to kill them
what should we
wait
wait
they're fighting
three, no no no we should leave it
backing up backing up
I'm getting in here.
I'm trying to come up here though, they're gonna come back for sure.
Just stay, I'm ready? Yeah, we just stay here. I'm not even peeking.
Wait, bro, yeah, we're gonna keep pulling.
I actually need wood, I'm 200. It's not bad though.
It's some team that's just keying I know it's a thing that's the worst part about
this format is you just can only get like it is weird but like a
We're chilling bro, we're truly chilling bro.
63 up.
It's not bad.
Just gonna want players now.
Just gonna camp.
I'm shocked on shells, yeah.
Fifteen, I can drop.
You can look through these cones.
You can look through every cone.
Just be ready for game pulls off.
Yeah, just kid south.
They're going for the supply drop, I think.
They're fighting over it.
30 seconds. It's gonna be surge. Yeah, yeah, we're gonna it's gonna be probably time to start tagging
Thank you, squadron
Or four types of V I think like action
He died
I'm gonna try to come here to reboot. We kill him up the sky.
There's kids east on the hill.
We're still in zone.
The question is, do you wanna like, let people take height and we just go down?
This shit's like melt up on everything.
You saying like if they fight for it?
I'm saying maybe we can get down. I don't even know if we need this.
There's a ramp.
They're flying.
Look, come here, come here. Look Wes.
You see these kids so high up?
Yeah, three.
Drunken God, I left him in 3, 2, 1, 50!
23?
Oh my god, he's fucking broken.
I forgot how they could do that, yeah, it's okay.
Back up.
25 white, 50 white!
Go research, go research, go research.
I got 30.
And we still got the two kills off squad, I forgot.
Or it might be chilling right now.
I think, yeah, if we start getting fought, we...
Fuck.
Peterbot, you saw that shit, bro?
When you see this delay, bro, you saw that shit, bro?
A young Pete, bro! Actually, let me...
That's fine. Listen, Pete, thank you.
Alright, let's keep going out of that gas station.
Okay.
We could drop and go box up on the...
Nah, I think people box up near that shit.
I just don't have bigs. I have minis in one medkit.
I have 70 chugs, 6...
...things, and 6 minios.
north-west and it's in the brick on the tree it's sort of a AR bro just let me know
this first half is really good like let me know we're looking at want to use SMG
in the game you rather use SMG yeah we we could talk
how good is this thing I mean it's pretty good Michael it's hard bro
I
Don't want to get like tagged. I'm not gonna peek anymore. I'm actually not like unless I hear him get cracked on the sky
There's really no reason for me. There's a free airdrop on that thing. It might be nothing
Let me hear the zone pulse
That side's gonna be fucking you know the promise of so many people were heavy we can test it
Like those people we gotta go like northeast. Yo, how many shocks you have?
I have six you gotta go like we're gonna go there and then you're gonna shock a
little we're gonna shock one together then we're gonna shock a lot of them, right?
Can't shock us?
Watch your back bridge, watch your bridge, watch your bridge, find you they're looking
No, there should be no one here
Watch out in the middle. I'm about to lose strength, I'm about to lose strength.
wait for me wait for me wait for me are we shocked wait for me are we shocked
that's good
they weren't shocked
we either either wait or shocked
some of you together
they're just farming
nobody can be over here unless they tank them
just go around
Let's go down, I'm under a narrow car, I'm gonna pop this.
Okay, let's do this.
There's gonna be no one here.
The only thing is, we're just so isolated now, so it's like...
Let's just be smarter, yeah?
There's kids, what's up with this?
Yeah, like...
I'm not gonna open.
Yeah, we don't open, we might get...
We're talking while we're smashing.
We need to go back.
Yeah, we need to...
Those kids are getting focused.
I'm not opening. There's no reason to even open, bro.
What's your maths? I'm 2-4-5.
Could be behind us.
Here? This kid?
It's fine, though.
Yeah, watch out, they're looking at you, they're looking at you.
They're like trying to come in by the fire, low on everything.
You wanna just start now?
Come here, I'm gonna open this, I'm gonna, look.
I'm gonna shock us, snap it down now.
There's a lot of key-eyes, guys.
We're gonna shock straight.
Go, go, go.
Come here, come here, come here.
Go, come, come right enough, right enough.
Once we get up here, we're gonna box and shock again. I'm building building now
Breaking the street
I'm gonna open
Go to your I'm going to your blue market going to going all the way to your blue market
I'm on the bush, on the bush!
40, keep coming, keep coming.
Boxing here, boxing here, boxing here.
Watch out for server spray.
Yep.
Oh fuck, I'm 3-3-5.
Here, here.
Fuck, I don't have a chug jug anymore.
What?
Do not open like anything, bro. We can't get sprayed.
Yeah.
543 people up rocks actually not bad. Yeah, we got this
I might pull over here because I don't think you can pull towards the water.
I might pull towards the tank.
We could go now, bro.
I'm not gonna lie, OG's tracking me.
Like, that ass is what we did in squads. Listen, listen, listen, listen.
I'm gonna just open this, ready?
Just throw it against the wall, throw it against the wall.
Three, two, one.
Just run forward, literally just trust me.
Don't stop running forward, everyone's focused on fighting.
This is a squad technique, this is literally an OG squad technique.
Stop, stop, we need to stop, we need to stop, we need to stop and heal, I need to stop and heal, I need to stop and heal.
Come here Chug.
Look right, look right!
20 blue.
I'm gonna come here, I'm gonna come here.
One one
We're gonna have to move we're gonna play low ground again. I look you want to play on me
I think we should shot out like a layman, somebody gonna kill Ropee
Okay, like off the shot?
Yeah, but let's not panic for it, you know?
Okay
Alright, come on, come on, come on, we're ready
I got my shots in word, I got my shots in word
I'm going again, I'm going again
Okay
Jumping once?
I'm good
I see you
Watch out for the roof, roof, roof
I need you to get me out
Come back, come back, come back
We're getting sprayed. Hold for a second.
Don't be my kid.
Yep.
Okay.
This place might be massive. You good, bud?
300.
Okay, let's just stay tight together without being stuck.
Where's he getting?
Here.
Do you get in?
I'm on my box.
Coming up.
We're fighting.
top 12, on a placement coming
a lot of people are gonna die in this road to you
Oh, you're good, you're good, you're getting placement, you're getting a lot of placement, you're not, you have a lot of mats, you're getting a lot of mats
It's okay that you don't have a mat, a lot of placement still coming in right now
You're doing fucking good
We're at the hill on the other block
You can go up, you have a lot of mats, only wood
Top 8 now
top 7
i think he's on his pink plumber
no way
no
no i could have clutched more bro
how did he get in my box
I could have clutched way more.
That's still a good game.
Oh, fuck.
And we're third place right now.
Yeah, I mean, we're doing fine.
Fuck, I could have clutched more.
Well, I just needed that med kit.
Like, why?
Everyone's playing zone.
Um, I'm going to, uh, we need prioritized, like,
buying shit with a vending machine before we go into it.
I had everything I used all my shit
I mean just like for myself to nothing wrong
I died to
They bursted me.
Can you both a little bit?
Yeah, I'm gonna connect this.
Yeah, I'm gonna connect under this.
I'm gonna connect under this.
Lazy Ark, they bursted me.
I don't know.
I just ran him, though.
Okay, so we have seven.
I took breakfast up and then...
I have seven guys.
I mean, getting in-game is a lot.
Get it in the room.
One minute.
One minute.
Two minutes on it.
Two minutes on it.
One minute.
Two minutes on it.
Dead body in here.
Dead body in here.
I got him.
I got him.
I got him.
I got him.
I got him.
I got him.
I got him.
I hate really the metal chatter, no
We're connected like we're not gonna chop how to shoot you again
Break the tree
100 on the duo
You got again shot we can swim run good pace he's gonna kill it
I
Put room oh
Yeah, that's gonna say when we shockwave
When we shockwave
uh, tax print and jump right before it blows up
unless you're already doing that, but you go really far
if you tax print and jump
yeah, let me know if they win their game
it's fucking dope, bro
you're doing great
you gotta keep making them game
we'll probably be in lacy's queue the entire time until
unless one of us die early
here you go
you're glad it's
uh, I wanna get the background on the side
okay, get back here
one's watching you
okay
do you have anything?
yeah
Can you come out the front door?
Bro, I just shot me that was just actually broken. He just shot me. Oh my god
I was like I had a gold SMG too, bro. He just shot the ground on me. So I took all damage
That's kind of cancer for all spawns, just you know Matt's I need I need dick
I'm not kidding oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god
that's actually that is actually aids yeah we're just shot the ground he didn't even like
damn lacy went 2 for 2
he's arced at good chat
yeah
really?
he's that good?
yeah
he's the best west player
not even close
I
Didn't know that gun does that forgot
Yeah, but you should see like he literally just shot the ground
Yeah, I think that she does like first slash damage does like five damage, but he did like fucking 10 shots
Like a second I lost like fucking all my shield
Falling, dreaming, circling, in your sleep.
I know you want to cry all night, laring, scheming, finding.
Falling, dreaming, looking sharp, looking for any drip right now.
I
Seems nothing of choice
Well, how's it so hard to get to a game like is that us like nobody?
Is that the many people that are on div3west bro?
No, you don't think so.
I think that's the reason why.
I feel like div2 would be faster queues.
Maybe not though.
I don't know, that might be wrong.
You got the same shit?
Yep.
Yeah.
I'm pretty sure.
Don't you?
I'm not worried
That fire gun is so good like just like the offspawn but he literally shot like my builds and it did like damage like
OD matter daddy
I don't know what it is compared to arena, but my FPS is like way lower
Alright, let's do it bro, I'm not playing for cheating bro, you don't have time to play
out every game anyway.
What is this, like a key key?
I think that, I think it only gives you one god chest, I'm pretty sure, I mean it can
rank to give me one god chest.
three
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
I got a good shot gun.
I got a good shot gun.
Has there even been storm surge?
No.
I have my full load out.
I'm really just farming mats now.
Definitely not the guy that's running.
I still have a good much of the time.
He's cheating.
He's got extra big fire.
Shooting far.
He's so fast, fucking thing.
So many big Sheldon's over here.
Yeah, I'm gonna come grab.
I'm just gonna get him.
I got like no chest spawns, so I'll be shitting around.
I think they're hot here, I can drop, damn suckers, I can just make it.
Where's the big?
In the roof.
Little Q through me.
Thank you.
I'm cat bigs, cat mini's up.
That's 200 metal.
20 metal is low.
That's tier 3, bro.
I think he whizzled.
Yeah, I'm farming army before I come to you, I'm going to get metal or is that yours?
Yeah, come do it.
I'm so stacked, like oh my god.
It's a fucking AR.
I got some on me.
People?
Yeah, one.
I'm really scared of them.
Come down here for your medal, let's go.
I'm just getting them all close
Where is it?
Down here
I think Max is on the other side
I only think I need shots
I have three
How does a bush give me brick?
got it
you need to put as well
still front here
yeah
people in front of us
South-west corner, on danger.
Hold on, there's a vending machine.
Same fucking shit.
I kept going. I'm gonna drop down here, we come up here.
I don't think we can hit the red.
I'm gonna look up for 18 seconds to see if we're in the middle.
Okay.
I'm getting wood as well.
I'm 5'0".
I like 470.
Okay, we're good.
I have SMG, do you have AR?
Yeah, I'm just moving around.
I agree.
We're behind a team, they might have stopped at this gas station.
Come right more.
They're in front of us.
Ping, ping, ping.
They're really right in front of me.
They're right in front of me, right in front of me.
I'm going to be in the stack one.
100, or 96.
Let's go right in, just come around this way.
Getting them off the roof.
They might try to be mad, get mad.
Go between these rocks, just brick.
We extra brick.
I'm going to drop you up here.
I'm getting up there.
Capric again, we're good.
Go up.
Fuck it back. Oh, I thought they shot you
Yeah
No
get my brick
I would people also don't just run up on the sale for free
Well, maybe like, it's like less because they have a base on top.
There's actually no one that can see us besides this hill right here.
Nice.
There's a search base there.
Every zone.
They might.
Low key.
I'm gonna do some scummy shit.
Okay, I'm gonna just stay in shock late.
Oh.
Who's shocking?
I think you almost got it, unless I'm a sardine.
He dropped me late. I'll drop you at R here.
Kid's building right here.
Under us.
They're chopping us.
No, they're just under us.
Unless they are chopping us.
If they're chopping us, that wouldn't go down.
That's a bad idea.
They're trying to very built it we could be shocked to get a shock and get like right there
On top of that yeah, we should we should we should
Don't jump don't jump actually a jump
I
Stuff in I can be this one. I have a little bit enough
It's a little more there. I thought it was way more
What's your 380 I just wanted to build a big so it looks like
40 seconds because we don't need kills. There's no point in fighting those kids for sure
That's like what's age was like I would fight them, but it's like bro. It's like there's like no reason it might
We don't let them get just so you actually get nothing
Yeah
Don't think that's a bad disengage. It's like stupid, bro. It's like why would they ever do that?
Especially pulls down again, I mean we'd be in zone two. I don't hate this position
Yeah, I don't mind it rocket. We have rock in these urge. We have a hundred tag
I can't pull this.
You can probably go clear early.
Ready?
Up in the top.
Oh shit.
Block it.
Fuck me.
I'm just gonna run.
Keep going.
Keep getting up here.
Get deeper, get deeper, get deeper.
Yep.
Still going.
Still going.
Watch your bush.
Yep.
Watch the house.
At this house.
Make sure there's no one in there.
There, there, there.
There is?
Yeah.
If you don't want them to focus us, and then they...
...you get to turn the focus, that's all.
Yeah, they might just leave us alone.
I like that, I like that.
Just let them know that we don't fuck around now.
If we focus the business that we have.
I just don't want to get to turn the focus.
I'm gonna open up one metal wall here, and just let it blow through.
Yep.
I like that.
I'm gonna open up the metal wall, it's just for our safety.
Why is there just like random floating bushes everywhere?
I don't know, I hate it.
It's like, oh, that's like what's causing lag.
I think it's a kid.
This kid's right north right now.
They boxed.
I'm not gonna open unless someone's won.
I'm just worried now that I might actually be searched.
59, I really don't know what the number is anymore.
I'm looking back for Pellies.
37.
Getting the smallest. Don't get tagged.
We're fighting on edge.
On edge over there.
18. I'm leaving it.
I chugged you think a little?
I'm making this chocolate
We're gonna shock you
3 2 1
I didn't care. I'm gonna shock you
I don't know if we need to open it all.
I'm not gonna get hit
Never panic research
Don't worry
I'm straight if you want
have to come here though yeah they're running to the left I'm gonna let them go
I'm gonna come here and spray this kid they're out of wood wall I think there's still a kid here
yeah but we have kids in front of us I'm opening I'm opening big wall it's
just straight wall spray right away
I didn't get hit, did you?
I have the same chug, I have three bigs
I'm going to wait for it to open up, I think our left will open up a lot, it'll be easier.
Stay like on a mid-wire, yeah?
Yeah, do you want to stay or anything kids, then go now, follow me.
Follow me right now.
I don't know if we need shots here.
Yeah, follow me, follow me.
Follow me, follow me.
Are you with?
I'm going to go back to the home side, I'm following you.
Okay, I stopped, I stopped.
Yeah, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm just waiting.
I'm just waiting, I'm talking.
Let's get an engine, engine, engine.
We're not better than you.
Yep, that's good.
Looking up.
I'm trying to look for some.
Okay.
Come here.
There's my bomb.
Go bomb.
Where's that?
Come here.
I'm on it, I'm on it, I'm on it.
Can you reset it?
I'm resetting it.
I'm resetting it.
Watch out, watch out.
One thing they take it.
They took it.
Come here.
I'm here, I'm here.
I'm here, I'm here.
I'm here, I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
Okay, you can save that big ball.
I need to refresh this off.
Let's just stay here, I'm going to open this, stand on my cone.
Can we look for the kid to spray it?
We can shock, we can shock.
Yeah, we're going to shock, I think we've run this one though, yeah?
Yeah, I like that.
I'm following you, following you fully.
I'm not sure of it.
Bully.
I see.
I'm gonna refresh my ace out.
I'm- oh look look look look look!
He went up he went up he went up he went up.
I have no more hearts.
Alright alright alright.
Alright warrior, make it a big one!
Look look look!
What?
This is where you gotta go.
Yep we're doing it.
Here's my come up right here.
Okay come here.
I'm jumping my map, dropping my map, shots, bigs, everything.
Yeah, you're good, you're good, I'm looking around, you're good, I'm picking up my map.
You're good, you're good, I'm gonna need some fire.
You're dropping my shots, you just go, you just go, you just go.
I'm blind, so I'm probably dead
Top 17, a lot of placement
A lot of placement
You're good though, you're good
Red team goes
oh my god oh my god we could try fighting a team so we just like like
earlier so we have like hearts
so we choose our hearts that zone is so bad dude I can't believe it pulled back
who would have stayed back and actually would have been late
Oh my god, that's so annoying.
Alright, we didn't beat her, we got like any points.
Yeah, I'm just gonna have a good game here, it's fun.
We have so much games left.
Yeah, I don't know.
I'm just like, man, that was like...
Yeah, that was a...
Oh, it's actually so dumb how you get in no placement.
actually got kills on that like it's so dumb
it's kind of it is so laggy man I thought they fixed the ship right now
why the fuck I see my gameplay on lacy screen
I should run a quick skin swap.
I know.
As well.
As well. Yeah, Nuggets.
I think we got to start carrying chugs more, like more chugs, but we can just carry chugs
instead of pigs then.
I don't know what that was.
I'm gonna add two of them.
One of them walks.
Okay, what mythic gun is that?
I don't know anything about those mythics.
I got two of them.
This Ark dude is too good.
Really good, man.
I'm 5.
We in yet
It's crazy that we just there's only like
We just had a good game here
There's literally one lobby going on at once. This is like so
Stupidly amazing that up for tonight
We need one more good game to put us just back in a really good spot. That's it. We're 33rd right now
Yeah, we just need to get a game I think so I think I saw we all we say he's like 240
brick wall 250 yeah I'm not worried there's so many games that yeah just um yeah nothing
really we just need to always need like something man like I what's blowing me is that like dude
There's been about like 45 minutes of just queuing
And like there's no point of like w keying cuz he can't w key
Yeah, so I think that makes me feel weird, but I was like there's no point for us to fight anyone
I'm sort of just gonna see just absolute shit on them and don't lose anything for you can't do anything. That's this thing
It's like we have to just wait the games that's the problem
I've been at Q-time, are we serious right now?
Thank you!
We'll probably be in there again.
We're gonna be in there every game.
It's fun though.
We just need to do what we just did.
And do it again.
going to us
we're gonna worry about it's like this now we're gonna be in our lobby they didn't know that we're going
frosted so kids are probably just gonna let it go here
well let's hope not
friggin hope not bro it's absolutely game time I actually wish they just didn't do this drop
Can you come to me? Can you come to my side of the payload?
They're getting served up. Can you just start running north? Can you just start running north now?
They went for 30. They're 100 shielding.
They went for uh...
They got served up.
Yeah, well we need... I have nothing.
I need to loot.
I need to find shield.
I'm going over. I'm coming in. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm popping me.
I'm gonna run
Just talking to you
Just talking to you
He's just trying to build out
He's gonna try to push me, it's fun
I missed
Okay
20
50
I'm gonna kill those player, he's in here
Yeah
I'm gonna see if he's hidden somewhere
Good shit
I don't know where his body is
He's rolling shit, he's dumb as shit ever.
He's coming back, he knows that, he's going far south.
That's probably where the body is.
No shield?
Oh my god.
That body probably rolled up there.
It's fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
Come loot.
Come lootin' for him.
Alright.
I got it.
I got it.
There's a legendary striker in the thing.
a legendary striker in the thing if you get 1500 gold
yeah
let's go then
we have no loot
I've not gotten a single ball, keep going
it's a real dough
no way it's ranked only
is it?
could it be like that?
You need anything?
I need a knife or something.
Okay, I have a mini-tree.
I'm gonna get a gold chalk on hopefully.
I just find the hash register.
How much gold do you have?
I have 1400.
I only have one big.
are you gonna go up?
I have no shield though
probably
ok
not scared enough
yup
what is this like?
give you a self blast
I just want to hit that vending machine just keep warming up.
Think I'll look around and start going for it.
This is where we need to kill some guys.
There's a barrel ahead, huh?
Watch out for that nice sneak, bro.
I agree.
Let's get this up.
I'm gonna put a gun if they're going at us, try it.
There's like no benefit for us to go try shit on them.
Literally zero point of killing them.
That's like the point of the second round.
I would have killed them if I had.
I have two thousand golds.
I don't know if we get this somehow and then what I don't know if I still hear but like
well we need to look you get this and we might I see what I see one South lurking he's proud
he's outside of the fence right here come here come here come here come here come here
Follow me, follow me, follow me
I thought you were in our Oka
Someone else, someone else
What's it got? I hit my AD
Back up, back up, back up
I'm good, double
Chilling
There's back there, took the thicken roofs
I'm looking for a new team
Stop picking on my healing
Bro, this is open, no
I got one clap basically, but I hit him 60 and then the back was open, I didn't know
that was open.
Daniel, the cow's 25 HP, brother.
We're good.
He's got time to be more aggressive, fuck him.
Next time we're just building on top.
I'm down to just fight for the ground.
His kids know we're just landing here, so they're just gonna snipe every fucking time.
There's no point in not doing it.
They were creeping on us bro, no sound, nothing.
Chillades.
There's six games, five games left.
I'm changing my skin, I'm just gonna full cam.
Okay, but, I'm changing mine too, fuck it.
Oh, so annoying.
Bro, there's no point shit, it is so dumb.
It is so dumb.
I don't know why those guys wanted to fight us so bad.
Well, I can tell you why they wanted to fight us.
Everyone knows
I'm wearing skins for everyone just knows it's so boring. I just
I'm not even kidding man. I like for tonight. You would think man. I
Know what I'm just grateful to be here. I'm just happy to be here. I just feel blessed bro
Hey, don't be bro
Life's good
Can't be more nothing but positive
all it takes is just one game and we're black and back and that literally all we
got to do bro is just stay positive positivity is what rules the world
bro when you stay positive nothing can get in between us ask yourself man what's
the point of thinking negatively what is thinking negatively achieved for you
absolutely nothing so my question to you is do you wake up every single day
thinking negative words you try to strive to be better because me I'm gonna strive to be better and whenever you fail
You got to get up
Quitting is never an option. You can't really like
Quit and you can't ever be cooked. You know, you can't ever just give up bro. Giving up is never the option
Yeah, any words of wisdom bro? No, that was good. I like that. I honestly just sent me right in the spot. You don't got nothing. I
Mean hey, we just got to go out there. Stay locked in, you know
Make ourself a little endgame here, but we're really sickly bro.
We're like, three good games off, but the hour and a half, we just gotta get some endgames in, keep the vibes good.
Once we hit top 100, we go again tomorrow, there's another one of these tomorrow, so.
You know?
That's what happens.
Uh, we play again tomorrow.
Same exact thing.
Yeah.
We have so many tries at trying to get to this one and I think so many but we have more than
enough we should be able to say I need more and I just get cream going already I just want to
get everything inside of it bro like every middle thing like I want a big cream dog I want a big
Brawler black dude who's six foot five just to pick me up and throw me in the air bro
And tell me everything's gonna be okay after he single hand of the puts my fucking face into the pillow and tells me you like that
Good bro, let's play for
We're gonna hear enough.
One coming, one's served, one's served, one's served, one's served.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Good game.
We're back.
Me help gaming.
I'm fucking sick man.
I'm fucking sick from my stomach right now.
I think we can do it.
I know we can do it.
I'm not even bored.
I'm just fucking bored of just waiting the whole time.
I did a lot of sitting bro.
Well, I wonder if you have two of his no healing points.
There's no way.
That'd be crazy.
You're really not ideal.
I'm sorry, cool, man.
Just wait around and sit for the next 40 fucking minutes.
And then get in a queue for another 30 minutes.
It's like, fuck my ass, bro.
Like, dead serious.
How much fucking warp on this fucking queue, yeah?
I know.
I thought we could make you know it's just like
I got a Valkycard in my mind
Alrighty, let's have a game here, brother
Let's have a fucking game here
Well actually there might be another vault somewhere, I don't know where though, meh
I have a pretty good, just have a grey striker
I'm loaded like a fucking diver.
Hey, Dyer for Wimpy!
Stop Jimmy, baby! I wanna be a room, I wanna be a room
Dickshox, Purple Striker, Cupjunk, Sixmanies, who wants me? Cause I'm ready!
How much is a shotgun?
How much is a shotgun?
How much is a shotgun?
I'm gonna shock him
How much do you have?
I don't know
I actually don't, I got 800
You need some?
I don't know
I'm dropping too big
I'm gonna shock
I have 11 hunters
Enjoy
I'm gonna purple shock him now
I have a good kit, I have a really good kit, let's go center, I should just make sure you
smash one, there's we go, yeah let's do it, make a little ungame here, I'm three shocks
I'm not sure what's up with the shots with any of this shit.
Um, I'll go back.
I'll see you in the air.
Should we go back?
Stunk apart.
I'm just going to let you hear what you just find out.
all righty we're good we are good
the only thing that's like a noir now is
getting WP'd
also getting WP'd is annoying it's like what are you doing
there's no point for giving it a WPF
I mean honestly I'm just good at the gaming board and they're going to call a car that's perfect
I'm 5-5-5, you want to go center?
I'm going, I'm going now.
Kids on danger in the south-west.
I'm going straight.
they're running away, we can cut through here
he's unproved, he's on me
they're there, unproved, to the left
I'm going right, I'm cutting right
trying to keep an eye on them
I love too many search
ok, they're imagine us mirroring us
let's cut right more
they're fucking heads, of course
I'll wait up a little bit
Got that blue, ready to go
I need one
I'm fucked, I'm fucked
I didn't get it, I'm fucked
I'm fucked, I'm fucked
Let's get up here
I can just sit up here
Get up there
Let's get you up here, I think
I don't know the answer to that.
I don't say it's my friend's but I don't know if that's true.
I'm dropping down to get my brick top because he's in the base.
Let me just search, uh, er, stocked up on this one.
Good one.
Oh, there's some G.
They are.
Oh, okay.
Oh nice, we pulled.
Yeah, it's pretty high up to me, it's pretty good.
It's pretty high up to me, it's pretty good.
God, I already got a weight.
Yeah, my load's pretty good.
It's pretty reinforced.
Stupid brah.
Yep, we're just over now.
There's three tags northeast, they don't even know we're in a third place.
like a double suck there's a fully standing
yeah that their backs turn to us it's the kids on the northeast
so the other tall one they're bad
I keep thinking dude I keep thinking the bush that's flying is the Travis
Scott glider every single time
I keep thinking it's a pyre in the bush
I found a gray one
if you want to come up we can go straight north
Straight north, looking
Oh the search base I see it, what the fuck
Nice, these kids are on the east, I'm gonna mark them on danger, that's the kids that were sent like
to the back
They probably are looking over here, they're just shot at them
Did you hit him?
Yeah, they're in the floor
I'm chug jug minis, shucks.
I don't know how high it is bro, it might actually be good to play high, I don't know.
I could try, I just think we'll get shocked on.
And the only thing is it doesn't really matter if we get kills on top.
Yeah that too.
the kids north double surge, like, they're like, weird
i built them off so, they can't hit me
I'm just looking around, it's actually so bad.
Yeah, I go up to this game too, why don't you mention it?
Bravo.
I mean, I'm in chest right now.
Of course not.
Ready?
And it's in the worst place behind me.
Ooh, wee.
That's a problem.
It's actually like, wow, let's go now, yeah?
Yeah, let's go.
Come on, come on.
Come on, let's get some brief bags.
Come on, go shock, come on.
Come up now, come up now, come up now, come on.
Can I have a mic to get this?
Can I just crack one?
Right there, right there, come come come come.
Wait, what the fuck?
Let's kill him.
I'm dropping you.
Let's shock, let's shock, let's shock, let's shock, let's shock.
Hold on, hold on.
Hold on, hold on.
Hold on, hold on.
Let's shot, let's shot, let's shot, let's shot.
I don't know, I just, yeah, I'm really...
Alright, sit down.
I'm gonna fall down, I'm gonna fall down.
Keep your right.
Those kids are fighting over us, I think I got one knocked,
like I hit him and he got knocked.
I wanna steal, I might wanna sneak in.
Okay, it's okay.
There's a guy on your left.
I'm opening it, I'm opening it, we got him.
Shoot them, shoot them, shoot them.
16. Let's go.
We need to go, we need to scuff something.
I know bro, but you gotta trust me some times.
Are you ready?
There's so many things I can do.
Yeah, here we go.
Come on, come on, come on, let's back up.
We're gonna go this way, we're gonna go left, ready?
Shotgun.
Going.
Shooting the kid.
Go for it, go for it, go for it.
Going fast then?
I'm in.
He's gotta die.
Perfect.
I just can't find him here because he's after me with that kid just if he can die I'm not gonna die
50 position bro it's either gonna be in the place or not at this point
I hope we get it
I'm just gonna keep moving in but like
This kid's in metal right here we could try to get him away from the... how much metal is that
I'm 5-0-5, or 5-1-5. Holy f**k.
We're in our favor, right?
Watch out, Max. Make sure no one, um...
I'm going to launch.
I don't really know what he's going to look like. Just come up here. We're going to run up.
And then we're going to shh.
Oh, no.
What are you doing, dude?
Care.
Throw it like right here.
Three, two...
Oh, no.
That's not good.
good or not
stop
let's just be smart yeah
I need to sit my chug
so we go
I have two shots left
you can
we're gonna throw one again
cut
go straight yeah
oh yeah, fully on you
fully on you
I'm left
We know that yeah, how much messy about three to one
402 and a half
Kid is just crazy that weapons good brah. Why did they say that I mean bad to use
67
come on my side
break this
open the cone and it pops
this doesn't work
i'm suddenly getting done
here we go
watch your roof
take off take off
can you get up here
i'm up
pick up now
i'm here
i'm here
I
right here, there's a path to the left sir, that's what I'm talking about
we're going to need to kill like now, let's talk around
come here, come here, come here, come here, come here
yep, yep, yep, yep, right, right!
back up
I need to kill the op
let's get out of here, let's get out of here
come here
is it loading?
it's in the front
oh shit, it's loading
one more?
one more
five two two
I'm just gonna shot them down
I don't want you to run again
okay, following you
okay, run me
following you
following you
huh?
follow me though, don't run with me
is there a runner crosswalk? where?
we're going up one more
okay, what?
I'm just gonna take a hit maybe
I don't know
Fire!
They're chugging
No worries
Probably not
What's the maximum?
2-0-0
Probably would
One chop front
One open wide and chop front
Low low low low
There's so many trucks, play all the trucks!
Yep.
Okay, I don't even know how the trucks work.
Is that gonna work?
Okay.
Have a shockwave ready, yeah?
Shockwave?
No.
No!
Oh!
That's so AIDS!
Holy s***, we needed a rea-
Oh, Zonzo just keeps pulling fucking max distance!
Yeah, shit was a little late, Max Pulso, holy f***
It's max every fucking zone, bro!
This fucking retarded developers are so autistic!
I don't give a f*** if they f*** and let me play!
How the f*** is it max distance every f***ing time?
I should have played more, maybe I should have played-
I probably should have played the rest of the chugs.
But I don't know, I don't think I was-
I think it would have eventually caught up, yeah?
that's what I think too like if I had to keep recycling them and the one I picked
up had 20 in it. Yeah I know it's all the same. It's fine I mean. It wasn't a dud so...
Oh the pro it's just like that is just so retarded but it's just pulled back
since every time like oh yeah I'm not gonna lie every time you rotate the max pull bro
Oh my god
What's the fucking
Game is so fucking ass I don't even give a fuck I deadass don't even give a fuck man
I hey shout out to people who have me let me play the man
What the fuck why am I playing in something that I get zero points per kill?
How does that make where what in the where in what fucking world?
Why ever played Fortnite ever again if I don't get rewarded for my killer you fucking stupid
Are you fuck like what is this meant for bro fucking the handicaps like bro? What is this?
I'm not getting no fucking skin if the burp peanut got a skin before me what the fuck makes you think I'm gonna get a skin
I
Need a fucking I need to eat I
Need a fucking I'm getting that same vibe, bro
We have any on the chance at any game because everyone's every zone's max distance every zone is just fucking like
There's been a lot of maxes, bro
Like it's a guy I need jizz in my ass, bro
I
Need dick I actually dick
I actually did my game, bro. I need you to come up here and dead ass finger my I need a finger
I'm down if it's for the qual bro dead ass
If that's gonna juice you, bro
rotate tonight I just don't know how to play if it's fucking max distance bro
like I did it like I don't understand the meta like am I supposed to stay like
the shot like I don't know I mean like at this point like the way I just died
like it's just you stay back you shock so we're fucking running around like
little fucking lizards bro and we just run in boxes going full speed that's what
those kids just did you for no point they they doubled psychodune zone for no
point and it laces just playing with Jesus bro like now he's fine with West
Peterbott bro besides like Victor V it's like arc and Victor V
like who's the best players on the list that guy's Jesus Christ man I don't know
they're like actually he's booga bro he's getting him 40k bro $40,000 or say
Wallahi so Lacey said bro on God I'll suck a dick
That is insane, $40,000, but that's more than they would make if he won every event this season.
I guess that's probably the point though, so...
I'm not gonna lie, but if we don't call, Berger's not getting fed.
Berger's not getting fed until after tomorrow's tournament, bruh.
Yeah.
If we don't call.
And I'm not eating until after tomorrow's tournament, too, because I don't deserve it.
I don't deserve AC if we don't call.
I don't know what to do with this game, but I'm not sure what to do with this game.
I'm not sure what to do with this game, but I'm not sure what to do with this game.
Okay, it's when the numbers start slowing down, like when they get really slow they almost stop
No
That's a much friend to me a very long time ago
I'm landing for my thing. I'm not landing for my thing. I'm landing on you. I'm landing next to you, I'm landing next to you.
They all have the same building.
Yeah, they're in your roof.
I'm looking for shields and shit.
We can go to the syrup truck right now. It's on con.
I got shot from far away.
I'm just going to pop shields.
Okay, I'm going to the subcarb.
Just let me know, just give me comms, we're really split.
I'm just showing the roof.
Are they fighting or?
Oh, see any.
They keep on cracked.
Nice.
Just in the middle building.
I don't know if they have a hole in the roof.
Do you have a lot of loot?
I'm going to cut off their loot over here.
Just keep, just keep going.
Right here, they're in there.
In the middle building, yeah?
I'm out of ammo.
I'm gonna just fight them.
You.
See if we can get a beam on one. Looks like you're a little lurking.
Or do you hear them on you?
I'm right here.
Do you hear them on you?
Yeah. They're farming.
Okay. Okay.
Like on your lair or no?
I can't so
I have shocks, I'm playing an anti-zap shock
Can you right here and see this?
Yeah, I already took nips
What was that?
Okay, I don't know, you hit a thing?
Anyone on the cliff, skim? Not the one on you
Come with you
I have no mats, though
Cracked on you
He's like 20 shield
I have no mats
Damn it buddy, no use.
58 white on the fucking click skin.
No math.
Yeah, I have nothing.
Oh, the Hayes 1HT, I have no math.
Oh my god, I'm a no fucking status!
Oh!
Like, I don't get how...
I actually don't get it.
I actually don't get it it made a fucking sound effect that he hit a poor party to leave and he spawns up above me
I don't even know that I didn't know the port body there like they're so bad
Yeah, they were right there both fucking weakest shit
I don't want to play this ever again. I'm not even kidding here. This reminded me of why I don't play this fucking game. Oh
My god. Oh my god
Oh my god
It's not even that deep. Yeah, I'm gonna show you how
It's literally not even that deep something me honey and Sonion on God we're fine. We don't call you just play again
If we or we just call like a lie or we just fucking call play again
I'm gonna stick a dick in my ass. That's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna go and grind it right now. I'm setting up an account for
I'm setting up an account for grinder
This is a no raging policy. I'm setting up an account for grinder, bro
I don't give a fuck. You can't stop me right now from setting up a fucking account on grinder
I mean I can't it's gonna tell you to add contacts. I'm gonna be on there though
Like I'm dead ass signing up right now. I just made an account unstable Ronaldo. That's my username. You'll find me
I
This point like it's just how many points to the hole we have to win a game we have to win a game 240
probably like 250, 260, 260
it's probably possible now
no definitely not
I've got to win all three games
yeah well I'm saying, I'm being serious though
if it's three games I have 65 points per kill
or for win
only way to win
got one of them
I think they're at the gas station, both of them.
I need to go do it, so.
You're fucked right now.
I'm fucked.
I'm fucked.
I'm fucked.
I'm fucked.
I'm fucked.
I'm fucked.
I'm fucked.
I'm fucked.
I'm fucked.
I'm fucked.
I'm fucked.
I don't know if this pistol is good, kill the Nord, kill the Nord.
Alright, I'm not sure they're just, what are they?
They were just, they were left.
I'm gonna cut them off bro, just keep cutting them off.
You stay on that side, I'm gonna stay on this side.
I have no way to get to them so you know.
Well if I die, just tell me to kill myself in real life.
One's here, one's here, one's here, one's here.
see now we have like an angle
as long as you're on one
there's a shield
you see a white skin?
how are your maps?
I think the same spot
Let me know if they start running at you same
One's running on me.
I see you, I see you.
Got no mats?
Yeah.
100, one.
He's just, he's just not getting the fuck out of here, bro.
Fucking hell, he's moving up the floor right now.
So fucking cringe.
Shit.
Oh yeah, miho, that's...
I'll see if I can pull that one out.
We've got to put our kick out.
Little bit, yeah, probably me, though.
We're gonna get all these fucking barrels.
We need the barrels, you know.
Okay.
The barrels much more near here?
3 minis?
I don't even know if we get full mass, I got just, just like, head our digs, or do we just push out a farm full mass and then go?
We should definitely spawn full mass.
I'm pretty sure we could not.
Don't say.
I don't think you should go.
I'm dropping you a purple SMG.
I'm going to grab it.
How much gold do you have?
580.
I'm going to drop you 80 to see what you got.
I'm shocked, bro.
That's great.
I'm gonna get you girls over here.
Me too.
Alright, I mean...
Shock at me, shock at me right now.
I have to run, bro. I don't have.
I'm on my head he's not fighting me, he's fighting me.
Oh, I just got beamed by the other one.
He's just shocking on me.
What if I just hit him right on me?
Are you good enough?
Yeah, I'm up, I'm up, I'm up, I'm up.
Keep it up.
Are you gonna jump on me?
Hunter?
Are you good enough?
Yeah, I'm on height.
I have zero builds.
I
Fucking dogs you retard kill yourself
All right, he's like too hard what did he have you just fall to one of me this shit the chaos for loader that shit to
We're not getting
That shit max. I'm gonna pop the trunk fire
I did like fucking 300 damage. I don't like during that fight. I just kept
I was just fucking hurry at this shit for it
Hope no one's there
I don't even know if you just build bro, you just like put like a one thing down if you die you die, bro. It's like
Yeah
Come on you this kid's really shocked on our heads bro
We are shambles the
left to buy it I'm as gold you have 550 I can buy like I'm like a north side
okay come to me there's green shaker here I feel like I should right or shot
just like stop like I don't know I'm gonna I'm gonna come I did ask him
find it oh you got it I got some stuff I'm good I have a purple
so we're definitely gonna need a kill yeah yeah I think we just a little bit
I think we should play like a dumbass right now unless we don't want to
Minis, can you hold these?
Calm down
Can you hold these minis too or no?
Yeah
I'm gonna buy like two vixx
I got a chug action while everyone else
Okay
I'm gonna keep fighting, dude
We gotta play with our dicks out, bro
I'm down, please
We need to
We're gonna win unless we really get some loot.
No shocks, no nothing bro, just straight.
No shocks, no shocks.
You have no shocks, no shocks?
I'm three socks
I think even if we win all three is dead I don't know if it's above
We have to win 2, we have to win 2 as you all know.
I see the only way to send you.
One's going wide left.
I only have 5 shotgun shells.
Damn coming to you, I'm going to drop you some.
I'm down to this flight.
35, 25.
Any shotgun shells?
Here, take.
one down
I can't get up
I'm up
one down
one down
dead
I'm one
I'm healing
healing
can you get my thirst or no?
yeah yeah
I'm just living my life
I'm ready to be
come on
I got my stuff.
When you wait?
I'm gonna push him.
Come here dude.
I have no shots.
He's just running away like a fucking whistle.
He's out bro.
Where's that body at?
It's far.
You can see he fucking got it.
We should go left.
I got a kill, died as well, I'm fucking idiot.
Another duo killed for fuck.
Another duo killed for absolutely nothing.
Like, now we're shambles, yeah.
because team in front of us I only have an SMG they're looking at the stairs
in front of us
I agree I agree
we're fully falling
here take this
I don't fucking care, I'm just going to try and destroy it.
Shot though.
Keep going.
Okay.
We're going to get held.
How much does some GMO do?
Five hundred.
I spit you a drop here.
Did I get any shotgun?
One drop.
I'm going to have to fucking miss.
It doesn't matter.
How many of them?
One more.
One more.
One more.
One more.
One more.
One more.
One more.
One more.
I
Just kidding here, brother. It's pretty scared. We might just need to like
Start getting flighty. I don't know though because there's more kids right here like oh, we need a kill though for sure
I know no, I've dreaded wood on
The other side of the building.
Where's the focus hopefully?
Get the crosshair.
This kid's under us, Rami. We just have to move.
Calm down!
Are you good?
Where's the ball? The kid's under us.
Yeah, I'm griefing, I don't give a fuck.
Yeah, I'm griefing everyone.
I got no Josh either.
I'm just doing this to the love of the grief.
He just needs it like us.
I'm 130 SMG, by the way.
He's just trying to come up our thing.
No shit, 150!
Yeah.
We're too white!
Wow.
Nah, we can't.
I'm waiting, I don't give a fuck.
I'm waiting.
I
SMG is nothing
I got a zero bilge left from get down higher looking
89 on height
More kills
There's 30 people up. We just dead ass need a kill in 13 builds, bro here
But we need to kill the whole like now, I don't think we wait. Yeah, I know I'm down
I'm gonna fucking freak out
I mean, hey! Do you want to rotate a bomb on us and blow us?
Like, boy, we can't move!
I just...
I have sixty sh...
How much do I have some gym money? I need...
I ain't gonna...
I'm just gonna have to just walk.
I'm just gonna have to just walk.
I'm just gonna have to just walk.
I'm just gonna have to just walk.
I need
Let's get up to walk. We're gonna have to get out of here. Oh, no, just can't walk out of here, bro
There's to be nice hold me fucking idiot cuz you do a lot of lots of that
I think so. Yeah, I think so. Get under these kits, shot a bullet under them. Um, it's
like we're so we have to find out
like I'm a big
okay I mean I mean
oh I have no match this game over I'm zero
I'm the one time we really get it I'm zero bills are zero
I'd kill okay. I think we just go late and
I'm going to come to you bro.
Come to me Nijo.
Are you good or not?
For now yeah.
I know she'll go.
Can you come low ground or not?
Yeah come up.
I'll give you a ramp.
They're fighting me, they're fighting me, they're fighting me.
You dropped one.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
They're trying, they're trying, they're trying.
Let's see when this game runs.
Before you get really far in, we'd have to win the next two games.
got this buff
what does he know?
Oh my god, it's high!
I'm trying to find a good spot, whatever.
Look, he killed him, bro.
Matt, he's still up.
Hold on to that, the gold.
Hold on!
Hold on!
What is that?
Power.
Like there's a word
I'm not even kidding bro. I took off the delay chap. I deadass don't give a fuck
I deadass don't give a fuck this
This is this is meant for fucking retards this game. I'm not gonna lie. I'll be the one to say it. Well, I
We would have to win back-to-back games right now to qual
We would dead us need to win this one, and then wait, is that true?
Yeah
Wait, okay.
No, we win, we qual.
I mean, I could put the delay back on, but I don't think it's gonna help anymore, so
it's done
I don't, you can keep it off at this point.
I don't give a fuck
I don't give a fuck either
we have like I just don't care at this point like this is fun I'm gonna be
honest I'm having fun I'm not gonna put I wish like I do if we get to those if
we get deep to the other skill points so worst case scenario we play div three
again tomorrow easy quality two because more good players that's the thing to
bro the next div cup div three is gonna have only burgers yeah but there's a
few good players like I have there's a few like a few people on the leaderboard
that I recognize guys I have a delay I'm just saying it'll be easier exclamation mark
delay bro I have a delay on there is a delay it's about the minutes when you're
seeing this guys right now for me it's 828 so what time is it right now for
West it's B28 where I'm at.
Do as I know.
Let's do it.
Bro, we fought, every time we fought that game got fucking put down.
Oh my god.
I want jizz in my ass, bro.
How?
Let's do it, Mio.
Everybody off!
Last stop in 20 seconds!
4-9 is really smart actually for adding this like your future work like, you know, like
jump you can just do that again, it's actually makes it way more skillful.
Fixing a good update, out of them, actually doing really good, it's pretty smart team.
Yeah, I love the guys over at Epic.
I'm going, I'm running out of gas stations.
I
Bought me on the hill bug me on the hill 18 white
He shocked he's coming to you
He's on you
I'm going I'm very fully I'm running from gas station
Fuck to me
It's Bombaclava long in there
What?
Fuckin' dog
Are you shocking?
Steven somewhere?
Oh he probably said the solo, that'd be great
Right now we're in the solo
He just told me to watch out
It's 8.25 for them bro
I want to die anyway
Make it happen
Oh one's cracked
In the building it's healing or something
Dead?
It's just like
They're so bad bro
Got so many points from that
I'm actually happy for it
Holy shit
that's so lit
happy as a fart right now
Farts are happy
So live right now your life is so boring
Hey
This doesn't work anymore got it
I thought that should work to you. No troll me. Oh
I'm so live right now okay, okay, okay
I'm good as a mug
I'm just curious, man, let's find out because this game doesn't make any fucking sense in
In what world do you get zero points for Elimps?
I'm shortly right now.
Who won? The Spurs or the Knicks?
They're on the delay, I don't know yet.
so delay is still good
i bet
i think we were just too scared to fight at the beginning of the tournament
well actually
i mean yeah but it doesn't make sense
i'm scared
i'm like
it doesn't make sense
we just run at them and then what we kill them
wow we just killed fucking eight people
we've fucking
too many kills to count now
let's move out of circle bro
Let's do it, man.
Good points would be that.
That'd be the end.
That'd be the end.
Um, if we won a game, we'd be, uh...
150.
150.
Oh, you were very smart.
So, 250 for it.
Not mass?
Yeah.
Okay, after we win a big game, right?
It's gonna be a big?
Okay.
Next time you go down, you better call me daddy, or you're not getting res.
That's just disgustingly weird.
Because I have a young audience, and you want me to sexually call you a new daddy.
It doesn't make much sense, but...
Yeah, I do want them.
I want that really bad.
Shoxy, you should grab my cap.
It's free.
It's free.
I don't care.
I hear shooting over here.
They're in this bush.
A Revan?
I'm not playing deal with a big one.
I'm just shock on them. Nah. One hit!
Yeah.
That's actually cool. That's your ammo.
I can do it.
Do you need SMG or AR?
SMG.
I have 400.
Just kick it in front of you.
Working, working close.
They're looking to fight, they're looking to fight.
26.
I feel a big metal, I feel a big metal, I feel a big metal.
No, let him fight, let him fight, the lights are out.
Watch out behind you, behind you, literally lurking.
Any lights are out.
No.
Just chill.
This is actually really fun.
Two shots are out.
Yes, six.
We just get, should we go to the running machine?
Take the back cover, be aware.
We're going right here.
Oh nice, doesn't work. My book should really smart.
I'm not a very smart guy, and if you ever see me, you know, I'm probably dead.
Especially when I'm high dead.
Oh, no, he's too much weight.
Oh, they're all fighting at the end, huh?
They actually all stopped fighting just to fight you.
They did come, bro. That's actually really fun.
Yo, so I have a question. So does this game, like,
meant for like autistic people like just genuinely asking because it doesn't
really make any sense I shockwave jump doesn't do anything after I shockwave
and jump um let's see what happens here they all start fighting me instead for
some reason and then also not to mention when I shockwave and jump it doesn't do
anything and then he shot me through my wall is this like evil fortnight
I mean, yeah, if we win, uh, there's a chance we could qualify, I think.
We just wouldn't need to win yo Velo bro. Are you good?
Guys the time they just told me is 825
My delay still working or no? Oh, yeah, we're chilling with the funk. I forgot we started
I forgot we thought to fight those guys when they shockwaved on us way really smart you fucking retard
I hate Fortnite chat, I hope all of you guys prone
Dude the diff cups gone for so long. Yeah, I'm excited to play another one
I'm too not gonna lie
Dude they go until July 14th. We're actually gonna. Oh my god. We're gonna go until July 8th. Oh my god
They go till July 19. Oh my god. Oh my god. Miho till July 19, and then heats July 25
So what are the point of these division cups? Can you explain them to me?
Okay, we're div 3 for the lowest division. We need the quality div 1 if you're div 1 you're allowed to play FNCS
If you're div 2 or div 3, you're not allowed to play FNCS
Damn, bro. This is about to be a lot of fun to be honest
Just give me a lot of these bro might have to play off-stream for a couple of them. Maybe
shit I gotta tell me twice on him on him but done in I just have fun playing I'm
gonna kill myself you say something like that now we should play off stream that
would be fun too just as fun as on stream I'm not gonna lie bro make sure
Raki is never in New York City rough he sold the next no it's because Donald
Trump is watching.
President has a bad luck curse.
I'm not kidding, bro.
We just need Benzman and Yahoo to help us at this point.
Oh my god.
If he had the game on, it spurs by 1,000, bro.
Holy.
Especially because it's New York, bro.
Oh my god.
It would have been up fucking a million points.
You would have seen the first actually
hit a million points in a million.
Jaylen Brunson's going to hit a million pointer, bro.
Holy shit.
I just put those photos to sit on my face and crush my fucking skull in
It seems today
No, I'm actually I think what's more fun to me like dead ass was more fun to me is sitting in the queue
That's actually the most fun part for me
Can someone like tally up how many minutes we've been in queue this whole tournament?
I would, I wouldn't doubt that it's about fucking 50 of them.
50 minutes out of the three hours that you get to play.
I need fuckin' back, I'm gonna fuckin' eat my ass.
Miho, I need everything bad to happen to me tonight.
Last game, bro. This is the one
Yo Leo what's 189 plus 60 plus
But I'll be a hundred fifty-four
I'm not sure about that.
Okay, so we can get some E-Lem points.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Yeah, if we frag out this game, late game?
Oh my god, we're gonna have so many points.
Turn me up.
We probably don't even need to win.
We probably just need like a top time with some kills.
I can't, they're both on me.
115, look at him!
Dead!
I have nothing!
Please!
I didn't hit him, I didn't hit him.
I'm rolling outside.
I got you, scream them.
E-9!
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Beautiful.
I need help.
Fucking dog shit.
I carried this crowd too.
For the victory on my fucking face.
All over that fucking face.
I'm doing 20 pushups because I got knocked.
Yeah, back good. It's good. This is what right there
Actually really excited to start resing and then the impulse on someone I'm gonna just be odd
My god is just gonna spawn above me bro and just sat me just somehow
Do you have points for kills?
Yeah bro, um, let's see, Tim Sweeney thought it would be a fucking great idea for fucking
everyone to play, for placement where they have to stand and kill for 50 minutes out of
the 3 hours and then when you get in the game, you have to wait 40 minutes just to get to
endgame.
It's like playing fucking zone rules rooms.
My top lip smells like poop, bruh.
This is not fun.
How is it every day, dude?
You have a top lip glitch.
I'm salivating or whatever it's called.
The time they just told me is 8.25.
Oh wait, no, wait, the delay's working.
The delay's working.
I'm out of breath from those hushies.
Oh, shit.
Me, huh?
I'm nice, I'm a fuckin' gorilla, bro.
I just fuckin' jumped from 50 different fuckin' things last week.
That's the good thing, I just learned, you got it.
You can jump 50 fuckin' times that I can climb, bro.
I don't even need to use fuckin' mats.
That's good to know now.
I'm preparing for tomorrow, bro.
What is tomorrow, bro?
We're coming different tomorrow, bro.
You wanna play this shit again?
I'm gonna fuckin' fall off by playing this game every day again, bro.
like this is fucking so fucking amazing i'm having so much fun because epic let me fucking play this
i just want to fall bro
all right should we go do some heal for that i'm down for evil forna i have no shield though
none to hold none to pop hit that little bad boy yeah i'm going now actually
I hear someone lurking on me
I hope I hear someone lurking on me. Just kill me. I'm still. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. I'm in keyed. I'm gonna take me a second
Coming you stay alive or no barely probably not my shot from
I'm living I'm living
This my shot
I
Know
Wonder why they snuck up on us
I shot him.
My game's over me now.
This is me, man.
I think you're exactly what you were.
Oh, man, they lurk on me now.
This is the worst game ever.
Don't ever expect me to fucking do this again.
I'm gonna be honest with you, bro.
This is, like, worse than dragging my ballsack through broken glass.
We have one more game?
wait wait what no it's 11 out of 11 on my screen yeah q you get one more so this
whole time we had games left oh yeah we do have another game miho damn we would
have called it's like we got to play tomorrow bro
We've only gotten keyed off spawn with no what when our delays on what my delays on
It just told me it's 825 bro over chilling out that
like is there even a point of doing this again tomorrow like that I'm dead
serious it is a fun yes it's not fun though when you get no points per kill
like actually boring and game is just fun though I'm game is so far you know
it's below like God he's just typing in my chat like he wants to coach us like
I need someone to confirm
Note to self rep when it says 11 out of 11 you get one more game actually yeah, we'll know that for tomorrow
Albuca brah. Oh fuck you up my bare fist brah. I'm about to take my life
That the whole fortnight chat in my fucking community just giggling bro
You know someone got tips we need number someone through a quick call
I just want to have a quick conversation, bro. I think he's a nice guy, bro. I don't think he's a bad guy
Like I don't think he's a bad dude
Just want to have a quick conversation
No, I'm not kidding please someone do the math how long we've been in juice for I want to know
I actually want to know I just want to know
I'm gonna put on some OG shit, bro.
If you see me in games, stay away from me.
Yeah.
This is the other version.
Some shit you can't get, bro.
Wait.
Some shit you can't get, bro.
You can't get this shit, bro.
Y'all all have stolen Valor.
This is the real Renegade Raider.
Like, nobody in here has this shit.
I'm about to get more OG on them, I'll give a fuck, hold on.
I want some shit they wouldn't understand.
I'm not kidding.
And if you hear me, something's gone, and you're back, back, gone,
and you need to be shaken to be maxed,
if you don't please tell, I'll be pleased to be maxed,
please just you mind, let me shake it to be maxed.
I am Adon!
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I'm glad you liked my little spin-off.
Yeah bro, it's pretty good actually.
Sooo, good just me opening up a little bit of a burger shop, bro.
Say that you love me.
Say you love me.
Just love life, bro.
Like I spice is in the game before stable or not. I'm sure she loves playing fortnight
That ass I'm sure she just plays every single day the burp
He not literally saying that he hates this game and he had no nothing about it
I'm sure he's just hyped that he's in the game, bro. I'm actually sure he's a who the fuck is courage JD, bro, right yo
I'm just I'm just happy to be here be honest with you. I'm that I was just happy to be there
I'm not sure if I'm going to get hit by a car.
Well, well, well.
I'm just a big clutch.
Squall west a little, Mitch.
Like, guys, they haven't messaged, like,
they just execute them.
No, I'm noticing something.
Oh, wow, there's white cones.
We're everywhere, Collins.
I got my knees over the wall.
W minis
You get you're up you're up you're up my game for us. Hold on. You're up. Oh
You disconnected it says you disconnected you lag out. Yeah, my starling gave up
We can just play tomorrow actually if I win this we still call we still get the point
So let's see if I can win but otherwise we can just play tomorrow that six
I'm on splitgate woe's go fuck yourself guys news flash I wasn't on a delay
I know it's hard to believe bro. Oh no wonder we were getting conned every game
what the fuck we started randomly getting conned every single game out of
nowhere I was wondering what was happening yeah it's not 825 it's 850
bro what my food's been here for 30 minutes are you you have you thinking
it was 825 bro yep I know yeah I'm at height then game right now we play tomorrow
I gotta install this shit right back brah I gotta just keep my PC clean for a
little bit well we're back tomorrow bro where are we trying I'm down I'm playing
this game about my as well get some reps in you're still alive okay yeah I'm not
even at the PY he's knocked out like a screen sherry you want to kill a tree yeah
You go fuck yourself like listen chat
Good stream
We're back tomorrow. We'll try again
Normal streams will return soon after fortnight. I'm gonna give it one more go
We don't get past the first division though and God. I'm just not doing it again in my life
Thank you for the subs today, thank you for the bitch. Thank you to anyone who followed
We'll be live tomorrow bro for another shot so get some W's good vibes.
Thank you for all the viewers that came in today that watched me even though I'm
asked.
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