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๐ฅ STREAMER UNIVERSITY IN PERSON ๐ฅ MEETING KAI CENAT ๐ฅ IRL ๐ฅ GOOD VIBES ๐ฅ ome5 ๐ฅ WE HERE ๐ฅ [twitter/insta stableronaldo] !po !com !sub
06-14-2026 ยท 11h 25m
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This shit is too great, please take care of this thing
That's my tenor babe, I've been here, used to waiting on a big tape
Out of my bustle face, that's the reason I'm late
Yeah, I'm too different than they like to say, they try to say I'm the
One of these guys, they get on my deal, I'm late
All of these dumb and these people got ice in my neck like this shit was a trick
Then they shit gon' break, little OZ gon' break
I might mouth a race, all black like it's crayon
You shit is too cray, pigs ain't here to stay
Got in my tanner bag, what that been doing?
You still waitin' on a big date, but I'm a bustle face face
That's the reason I'm late, yeah, you different than LAJ
They try to stay on the, you leaving guy to get on my deal like a mace
All of these dumb and these bb'da, I should my nail like a sugar to try
Then they shit gon' break, little OZ gon' break
I might metal right up like like a
My everypink like my big is up
Who's he right up next?
Cause we're just different states
I still have your day
I don't like no dearly
But I'll get the cake
Shout out to take care of any time I do the race
I knew after stars many times I don't go rave
I just sad to see her from that top she made me sleep
Get your way to
It's time!
It's time!
It's time!
I
swirling
die
Nobody needs to diss that to be kicked
Chad!
Okay, fine!
Mr. Chad, it's time to tell you how you're fine
Are you having a good time? Are you having a good time?
Tell me what you're talking about
This isn't your problem
Steve was good! If he was good!
Ryan was good! Amuse was good! Steve was good!
Moody was good!
I'm not gonna die
I'm not gonna die, I'm not gonna die, I'm not gonna die
Tray with the 550
We're not gonna die
Yo Chad, pray for me
Today's the day
Yes, only five is the emote of the day, bro.
I'm seven to four months old, that was good.
25 months from Harvey with Fred Mitch was good.
Joel was good.
Chicken was good.
Yes.
And she's not right now.
And they two won cross with Zed.
Candy was good.
You look like you could be a model.
Say I'm God.
El Dorado was good.
They're cooked.
Put them in a cup.
Put them in a cup.
Put them in a cup.
Shadow look I got my pinkity drinkity!
Look at my pinkity drinkity!
I took out the red shirt
She thought that I lost it
I took out my red I appreciate it
I thought I lost it
I still got two packs of this
Everything is awesome
Good morning
To the stable community
Good fucking morning
To the stable community. Can I get a hello?
Can I get a hey? Can I get a good morning?
today
Stable or no no in his community this table you guys
Will be going
To be meeting Kaisen at tonight. Yes
We will be going to see KC 1.1 million, but I'm not leaving until we get accepted.
I don't care if Cuddy throws me out his security guard.
I don't care if people get mad at me that I'm holding up the line.
I don't care about anything.
I am not leaving.
If you wasn't invited, don't what?
I don't give a fuck.
I don't care, bro.
I don't care.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, stop.
Stop manifesting this denied, bro.
Yo, stop manifesting this shit.
Like, stop manifesting this shit, bro.
What is the point?
Like, what is the point?
Like, what is the point, bro?
We are getting accepted.
We, do you understand me?
We, when I say we, I mean us, me and you.
Guys, today is gonna be an interesting day.
Me, Marlon and Lacey, I believe,
all of us individually might be going together,
I don't know yet, we'll be going
to Kai's Sinestro University applications.
Now the question is,
the question is how hard is it
to realistically get accepted, right?
I saw he rejected some of his friends.
I saw he rejected, you know, some people, whatever it might be.
But the question is, is he going to deny stumble Roberto, bro?
Come on.
And the stable community.
I mean, look at this, bro.
Look at this, bro.
Look how nice this chat is, bro.
Accepted.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you.
Dead ass.
First time chatters.
Accepted.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I haven't seen anyone get accepted.
Say Wallahi.
Well, I'll be honest with you guys. Maybe we'll be the first. I don't know. Listen, bro
We did a whole year of just dick riding basically saying how much we love Kai because it's true
I do love Kai bro. I think his Twitter calm hates me. I think the Instagram tick tock comments
I left comments before they hate me, but at the end of the day, let's get high
We're gonna be good. We're gonna feel good
Honestly, the biggest problem right now. Okay. I see it. I see it. Thank you
I know except it denied some of you guys want me to fucking go some of you don't go like what is this?
Why is my camera doing this well?
Hold on wrong trying to fix this shit
Yep, yep, yep. No, I know guys except it denied the question is chat the question is what talent do I say?
That's the biggest question today. What talent do we say we have?
None. Absolutely none. I'm a throat goat. Nothing. Being fat. Obesity. Yo! Yo! Yo! Newsflash! Being obese isn't a talent, number one. And number two, I'm not obese. So it doesn't make any sense. Listen.
Why are you saying I'm not letting you in like why are you singing this? What is this me?
Are you referencing like that fucking?
Hey, bro. Hey, bro. Hey, I can't bro like listen when I get there. What is the strategy? I say
Let's talk about it
What is the strategy? Do I just go in there saying like yo, let's teach. Let's let's let's like a
Do I just go in like with a wheelchair or something like that and maybe like like I don't know bro
Like do I just like act like you know?
Okay, let me not ruin my fucking chances
Yo, yo, let me just chill for one sec. Let me just chill for one second green knocks reference. I'm not letting you
I'm not the fart of fucking twitch
I get it like what are the questions that he asks when you first walk into the room
What are the questions that he asks he asks?
What town do you have no he asked what do you bring to streamer University? What the fuck do I bring?
I
Can't choke this up, bro. I cannot show what what makes you different
Yo-kai my name stable Ronaldo
You know what I'm saying. I feel like we should we should work above and beyond streamer University
Let's go for streamer retirement home. Let's do streamer high school
Let's do let's do streamer online. Whatever it might be. Let's change up the game. Kai
Let's not limit ourselves to one thing. Let's advance. Let's go above and beyond streamer world, bro
Yeah, now the question is what outfit do I wear today and don't say it?
Don't say it, bro. I know how this chance gonna get but don't do it. Don't do it
Don't do it, bro. Don't do I'm not wearing Louis Vuitton pants
Yeah, I set myself up, bro. I set myself up now. I'm not gonna see the end of this now
I'm dead ass not gonna see the end of this
Like I'm dead ass not gonna see the end of this bro like dead serious now the question is how hectic is it there right now?
because
Because I'm be honest. We're me and Marlon. I'm pretty sure they see when he wakes up
We're going and I don't know if it's gonna be like hectic or not, but like
I literally just want to go enjoy it, you know what I'm saying, maybe maybe maybe we make it peaceful there
You know what I'm saying? I feel like kids are all jumping each other trying to do this
What if we what if we all just come together like friends man?
Dead ass bro
Dead ass
What if we all just walking together?
Not happening gg random kid. What's that one? Wait hold on hold on hold on
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Listen, bro, I am not fucking worried, right?
I have first time chatters coming in here saying accepted.
Do you guys think I think that you're kaisen at?
Like, bro, what is this, bro?
Like, bro, get the fuck out of my chat.
I'm going in there with a speaker, and I'm doing this.
POV chat, you're kaisen at, ready?
Yo Kai, you know I started streaming back in the day and I always just wanted to become
a streamer that could teach others.
Today bro, I want to change up the game.
You asked me what my talent is.
You asked me what do I bring to the table.
Honestly what don't I bring to the table?
The table is what you put out.
The table is the content.
The table is the friends that you make, the table is helping others.
The table is a metaphor for doing more in life.
And honestly, I feel like we could do more.
What do you say Kai?
Let's go streaming.
Like
Like
Like bro like guys guys guys guys
This is just like miserable bro like this is just miserable bro
Like do you dead ass think there's a chance there's a chance that I just get like told to get the fuck out and cut
He just picks me up and throws me across the room like fucking Hulk
Like is there dead ass a world bro like I listen bro. I have yo. Hey Siri
Hey Siri
Text Lucas Goldstein to watch the stream
Send
Listen, but nobody's touching me, bro
Nobody's touching me. Nobody's touching me, bro. I'm at stumble Roberto
Well, Kaisen Nats assistant Brie shows off clothing for his streamer university.
Wait, I'm gonna be wearing short shorts?
This looks kinda swaggy though, hold on, this is swag.
This is a track jacket?
This is fire!
Man, I told y'all that VEVET was gonna be good, bro!
Hey listen, I just wanna let y'all know, VEVET X Ultra coming soon.
Listen, by the way, also, anyone in- what the fuck is rapper university, son?
I just want y'all to know right now, by the way, for anyone wondering, okay?
We're gonna be leaving in about one hour, okay?
So everyone smile, and then we're gonna head over there.
What the fuck is rapper university, and why is Soldier Boy on my timeline?
I was the first rapper to be a dean, and a motherf-inger professor!
Why am I watching in 2026, soldier boy making an academy first?
Whoa now I'm here to teach y'all the game man!
At Rap University we do not teach y'all how to be famous.
We teach y'all how to build something that lacks.
We teach y'all how to turn y'all ideas into income.
We teach y'all how to turn y'all...
My tripperner is this just super fucking quiet.
What the fuck am I watching bro?
Like...
I follow this into a community.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, is this AI?
10, it teach you how to turn your passion into a profession.
Add to your profession.
Rap in the university, man.
Call the rapper a university.
And what?
This is 1,000%!
Listen!
None of that regular cafeteria s**t.
You haven't helped.
Bacchi, Big Dave's, Waffle House, American Daily, knows what's going on.
Rap in the university.
Fill your ring.
Okay, what I'm saying?
What am I watching, bro?
This is like...
Mark alive, bro. We are signing up for that. Yes. We yes we how hectic are the lines right now by the way at the thing
Is it that hectic or no?
Also by the way, I what the fuck is happening in New York City does anyone in my chat live in New York City by the way right now
What the fuck is going on?
They're dead ass turning this shit into the fucking purge, bro.
Hey, shout out to the Knicks though, they dead ass won.
We won, actually.
I didn't know this, but Jalen Brunson actually grew up near Cherry Hill, New Jersey.
So shout out my brother, bro.
We really did this shit for the city, bro.
Like I'm gonna be honest with you, bro, me and you did this shit, bro.
Me and you did this shit like where they counted us out. They said we couldn't do it
They said they said we weren't gonna bring a chip, bro. Now look we did this shit, bro from Cherry Hill
Let's fucking go shout out the next though. That is
Wait, where's the thing is you yeasto streaming it how bad is the crowd like for real?
Like
It doesn't look bad though. It looks kind of like calm like everyone's chillin
It's way worse
But it looks fine right now, what do you mean does he know?
What is this? Oh, Yugi and Arky show a drone shot. Wait, me how what the line looking crazy, bro
Bro, I'm alive. Oh, we can help people in there, bro
You see Josie Yugi?
Bro, where's Yugi?
Tell him to look up!
Yugi, we above you!
Look up!
It continues over there.
Wait, I'm so confused.
I'm so confused.
Is this like at a school?
Bro, this?
Wait, can I drive here?
Or do I have to Uber to this?
Do we drive here or do we Uber?
New York City was more, really?
I mean, bro, that's where he's from, so I don't blame it.
Also, this doesn't start for another three hours, bro.
Uber?
I mean, bro, but then Uber, it's going to be a longer car drive, number one, and then
number two, he's not going to know where to park.
Bro, I'm not waking Lacey up.
He's a grown-ass man.
I tried to wake him up at 7 a.m. by giving him strokes, facts.
If you saw, you saw.
Right try waking up this morning with he doesn't wake up. He doesn't wake up, bro. I don't know. I'm gonna do I tried stroking him, bro
Dude, I feel like if I brought the Porsche everyone would just be so positive and happy bro
I'm just kidding. I'm not bringing that shit. Um, check this out boss. I
Showed sped didn't realize he was sitting next to the mayor of New York City the entire time
Do you think the mayor watches streamers like stable or not or not like you think he sees my life
It says 480,000 likes on Twitter. How many likes would this have gotten if it
said stable in order didn't realize he was sitting next to the mayor?
One more time.
Oh, zero. So you think not a single soul in this chat would have liked that.
Oh, nice to meet you, mom's all.
We're both the mayor.
Wait, proper introduce myself. My name's Speed. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, mayor.
Lovely, lovely, lovely.
Wait, what did he just say?
Okay.
Listening to Stable Learn Auto Streams for the longest time ever since 2023 every morning, bro. I appreciate you.
What?
What?
No, you mayor, Pat. We just met the mayor. I didn't realize I was next to the mayor.
Yo, that's love, bro. Yo, me and Steve really met the mayor, bro. That's love. That's love.
Yo, do this today? Do what?
What's up, man?
That's my shit, play that.
What's up, man?
Hi.
What's your back line?
What's that?
Oh, yeah.
You want to hang out with me?
You talking about your pie?
Yeah.
So you want me to go up to the car and...
Yeah.
Yeah, it's all over, man.
All right, cool.
This is for real, though.
Oh, you know what?
If you were somebody, you'd be sitting there and I'd be talking to you.
Fuck you, man.
Check it out.
Hey, come here.
Check it out.
Yo.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Maybe we do switch it up, bro.
Like, think about it.
Think about it, bro.
Right?
Everyone's going in there being nice, happy, whatever it might be.
What if I go in there on some fuck you, Kai?
Fuck you, bro.
How about that, bro?
Simple as that, bro.
We might switch it up.
That's good.
Batman is here to save the city.
Why is Batman in New York City?
That is not Batman.
That is Fat Man.
What the fuck?
That shit is getting stretched from the back, bro.
Yo, bro, what is going on in New York?
Dead ass.
Like dead serious.
World cup tourists in New York watching this.
Yo, there's dead ass people in New York right now that have no clue
anything about the NBA, just trying to explore New York for the first time.
And they're seeing this shit get blown up.
OH SHIT!
What did you say? It's like why why don't my it's like why do I click on shit?
If it's just gonna be like annoying shit like that. It's obviously a fake photo
That's not you just spam real before I even just do anything
What is this?
On Jason the Veen and Yugi stream possibly the worst streaker ever what happened?
Wait what happens if you streak a world cup game?
Do you know I just died?
What do they do to you?
Wait did he run far?
What is this?
What do you even do here?
There's like 7 people here.
here what the fuck was his idea here wait what it was the idea oh my fucking
god bro please please give warnings bro like dead serious like this shit is the
shit i'm talking about bro holy what happened bro jason you're shutting out
bro ever since he almost got knocked out by asian jeff he's been shutting out
like bro low-key bro
brayden and raw dog moon was word disgusting when a streamer line a stream
University reveal he's been using a diaper for three days.
I'm not gonna lie about it. You know what the craziest part about this is?
You know what the craziest part about this is?
Like bro, he might not even get to meet Kai and he's got doodoo up his ass right now for
the last three days.
You look good tonight.
Thank you, bro.
We're going to leave in about like 45 minutes-ish, bro.
What if we get there, bro?
And like Kai's like, bro, I fuck with you so hard, man.
He's like, I want you to be an assistant principal.
shit no no go say hi to Marlon yeah bro I saw what Marlon looked like before he
went live so let me know does he is he still dressed like this let's find out
but that back he's dressed like a fucking PE coach this fat motherfucker
back to the fucking fuck stream back to the back to the house like that
Bro, I gotta show up in like a wheelchair or something. That's the only way I get accepted
Nina Lynn was arrested by L by NYPD for chanting Nixon 5
Get this get this fuck off the car
Amazon Prime
Oh, shit.
Embarrassing!
Aye, aye, aye.
Bro chill, she's just twenty-fourteen years old man chill, bro.
Hey, stay, hey, she out of jail or she's still in jail?
They're in Watkins!
Take my shit!
Take my shit!
Take my shit!
What are you doing?
Do I gotta go to a, what is the one cup game that me, Marlon and Jixi are going to?
Take my shit!
No!
It's July?
No, you're July-ing right now!
I only know one-
What the fuck?
Hey, speed!
Wait, they're chanting my name.
You hear that?
Look, they're chanting wrong.
Listen, I'm not kidding.
I'm not kidding.
I'm not kidding.
I'm not kidding.
I'm not kidding.
I'm not kidding.
Ron listen I'm not kidding how do they know I'm watching this is like what I'm
talking about when I say bro the stable is universal bro like we are the
fucking universe bro seriously like dead serious bro um what's you guys just
put this fucking cat looking sideways I don't fucking care you guys think Lays
is awake yet it's 10 a.m. you think he's awake
You think he's awake or no?
No, absolutely not. Should I go say hi to Marlon real quick? I could lowkey say hi to Marlon real quick. What?
Let me see you real quick. Do I have Marlon's ingest?
Hold on.
I'm not letting you in. I'm not letting you.
Kai, see now.
Give me the van.
I'm gonna hit that no low key low key over here. That's it
I've
Yeah, I'm all right, bro, as code is one, four, three, go fuck yourself.
Alright, nice to be back and I'll be right back.
I love you.
I guess it's fucking a lot.
Yes!
Go back to bed.
Wow.
You've been sticking up a fucking storm in your house.
That's what I shit hard.
What the fuck are you doing, bro?
Yeah, yeah, bro get the fuck up. I try waking
Yeah, you'll wake up bro. I'm gonna gas it back isn't
Yo, bro, I got a test
What do you say?
You know, it's Yo Bro, there's millions of fans right now waiting for Marlon and Lisa to come on here.
Just say yo bro, ask this what he's texting me.
He was like yo, like they're chanting your names in the crowds right now, y'all need to get your ASAP, that's what he told me.
Wait, so what, like when we get there, how long are you gonna wait in line?
Uh, probably like an hour and a half, three hours, and then maybe get a chance to get in.
Five, five, five, five.
How long, and how long do we get inside for?
Uh, 45 seconds.
Yeah, no joke.
How long drive is it?
Uh, how long?
Not like 45 minutes.
And what are you doing?
I'm a fucking PE teacher, bud.
Oh, yeah.
Well, a PE teacher, a special needs teacher, lunch lady.
Excuse me.
What do you mean?
I'm a new student.
What was that?
Can you give me a minute?
I'm going to ask them.
I'm going to apply to be a student.
What are you going to do?
Okay, so like, let's practice, right?
Are you going to let me finish?
No.
For like shit, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
I didn't find a lot in your room.
Oh, so why do you think you should be excited to share your university?
Oh, so why do you think you should be accepted to St. Louis University?
Well, the reason I think I should be accepted
For five seconds, but the reason I think I should be accepted is because I went to university before and I was a loser
I was a fat pig. Everybody looked down on me
All my friends had fun going partying in frats
Having fun with their friends and I just stayed inside and didn't have anybody and then my grandma passed away
He got hit by a training.
My grandpa had a heart attack.
My uncle used to touch me when I was a kid.
And I just think that this would really fulfill
a part of me that was missing from what I was in university.
Denied.
That's what he's going to say.
Fucking denied.
Don't leave us without your dead people, bro.
Why?
This is the point.
I thought you got a touch-up.
Nobody gives a fuck.
You can't deny me after the point.
No, bro.
Okay, here.
Hey.
What's up?
Uh, what do you think you should be accepted to the sugar university for?
I'm asking you, bitch.
What do you think you should be accepted for?
Wait, what?
Yeah.
That's what he's going to say to Kai?
No, that's what Kai's going to tell you.
Oh my god, you just gave me an idea.
That's what I said.
I actually wanted to talk to him.
I just wanted to reverse it.
I'm going to go in there and I'm going to say...
I'm going to say, stug this pen.
No, no, no.
Yeah, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, what do you think you should be accepted to
the sugar university for?
What was that?
He's giving me an idea of that ass.
I'm not going to lie to him.
No, I'm not even here.
I don't know what you're talking about, bro.
As soon as the ladies sack of shade, it doesn't do anything.
You're in bed right now at it's fucking 10 AM.
I just shouldn't know that you're...
Yo, listen to me, Ron.
Go ahead, bro.
You walked in the F45, what are you gonna say?
None.
Yo, Kai.
I'm not gonna lie, bro.
Let's expand what Streamer University is.
Let's create Streamer colleges.
Let's create Streamer online.
Wow.
Streamer high school.
Streamer online.
Oh, you're trying to use it this way.
Streamer everything.
Oh, my God.
Let's not get slowed down by this one concept of Streamer
university. Let's evolve, bro. You have teachers for PD. You have lunch leaders. You have janitors.
You have teachers. You have students. You have clubs. But you don't have excellence in the special needs
category. And I, stable Renoto, am one of the most special of needs. And I can teach the kids of
student university. That's great. Who's gonna be a student in the evening? Fucking denied. And then
Boots out that fucking classroom, you understand?
And then what?
Okay, be kind, be kind, actually.
Alright.
Hi, Dean Snap.
Ooh, shit.
Welcome.
Good to see you, Dean Snap.
He's not gonna watch it, right?
Not 45 seconds.
Why should you be in True University?
Fucking the dog.
Yeah, I'm not a lot, bro.
We got no playing going, huh?
Yeah.
Why don't we go in there and watch some sing that shit?
We all just sing.
Little boy band?
I
Bring the piano I did ask to bring the piano no bullshit. Okay. I mean we could all go in there together
Cyberfuck
Yeah, we might have to be a little charged though
15 minutes early
I mean
Wait, Jason's typed in my chat.
You say?
I don't know, can one of my mots pin it?
It's been about some years on your side.
Yeah, but it's like cut.
I can't see it.
Wait, so do we do it low?
He said, guys out here, the line goes all the way out the college.
I got you, buddy.
We need to make a quick call.
Make a quick call.
You know who he's there, probably?
I guess.
Please leave your message for me.
Okay.
You want me to call him?
Yeah, yeah, I'm going to call him.
You know, he's picking up my phone.
You try real quick.
Wow.
Let me get you a shit.
Should I call him back?
Should I call him back?
I'm going to call him back.
Yo, like, what is, like, Rums is just useless.
Oh, good.
You're back.
Okay.
This is just useless.
Oh, but okay.
Wow.
Listen, bro, okay, so...
I can't turn off the music!
Rob's the guy who runs my cocaine, he's not here!
He has a big ass fucking word game on my screw-up music playing.
I don't think that's all my shit.
No, it's not.
No, it's not, because it's...
Why are you so fat from this angle? Hold on.
Hey, that's better.
You're like, get him, look up.
So what time should we leave to get a little...
I mean, I personally think I'll have a little bite and a little charge.
Because I do have to get a charge.
No, you don't.
No, I'm sorry.
Okay, so here's the thing.
Is the Tesla charger I have here...
Oh, you do have Tesla charger.
Yeah, but the power only makes it go 1% per hour.
Not even.
So if the charge is overnight, it's like 6% charging.
Why would you have that?
Because Drew said it up.
I don't need that.
Wait, so it makes a super charger, right?
How long does that take?
10 to 15?
I mean, I'm ready whenever.
I mean, a little Roche on that shot.
A little Roche?
That's not a bad shot, actually, it's not.
Wait, so actually, what are you going to say when you go like this?
Alright, Roche?
Alright.
Oh my god, it's a little American.
What's going on here?
Alright.
Hold on, hold on, let me fix this.
I'll be back.
Hold on.
Hold on.
It's a little crooked now what the fuck happened.
Okay, I'll be his assistant here.
Yeah.
You're Dean.
Yeah, Dean Ron.
Come in.
Hey, pilot.
You're not looking at us.
Oh, God.
Hey, pilot.
Dean Sennett.
Dean Sennett.
Special needs officer seven.
P.E. teacher.
Tell me why.
You should be in Truebury University.
Well, good question Mr. Dean. You know what I do? I play sports.
Yeah, you're just bad.
This is a snuff.
Are we a grass band?
Yo, are you guys crazy? We all genuinely are awake right now at 10 am live.
Yeah, it's actually bad.
I don't know if I'm going to talk about it.
I was going to have...
Oh, no, no, no, no.
I'm going to get denied.
I'm going to make you work for these kids.
Oh, there's a little world?
Oh, no, there's a dead ass on the world where we get there and he literally tells us he's like,
I'm not lying, y'all are the future.
Where the fuck is he going to go?
Accepted, I don't know where the first people accepted.
Wait, so question, did he accept anyone?
No.
He accepted his brother.
What?
Isn't it?
Yeah, I'm pretty good.
Chad, he, because his brother called Long.
Oh, most of that, he doesn't know him.
Yeah, you're right.
You're right.
I'm trying to play one of those cars with you.
Like, you said I may be my mom passed away or something.
I'm going to the trauma dump.
Oh, you are?
I'm full trauma dump.
There's nobody that denies me after I tell my grandpa how to heart attack, my grandpa
passed away, my uncle used to touch me when I was a kid.
I don't think you should say that.
That's like you're old.
I think you should say that one.
Same thing.
That's like old time, and now you be like, right?
My uncle touched me.
Yeah, yeah.
And then he was sort of denying.
But it's a good child, you know what I mean?
My thing is like, what do we do?
We step into it one by one by one, and we all just fuck you.
There's no...
There's no world where you get denied, you get denied, and I get denied back to back to back.
That's how I'm happy.
No one has lived in our house.
May God strike me down, bro.
Honestly, I'll end without you.
If all three of us, I need one of us.
You have to move that, guys.
Everyone. At least one of us, for sure.
I don't see a world, bro. I actually don't see a world.
So, a little in five?
Yeah, yeah.
The time is around?
Yeah, 10, 15.
Okay.
Yeah, it's not going on.
Alright boys.
Alright boys.
Alright, get out of there right now.
Okay.
What a fucking old day this is going to be boys.
Alright Chad, go back to sleep.
Yo.
Yo, are you a fat bitch?
Why do you have Cheetos on your nightstand open?
Just case you're a little midnight snack.
And then if you want, you can parlay it with some of your taco pretzels.
Oh chocolate covered pretzels, what else?
Um, got new telebiscuits.
Oh, telebiscuits?
What's your fillet sandwich?
What's your fillet sandwich?
Extra sweet tea.
Extra sweet tea?
What else, bro?
The, uh, Starter's gummies.
So what happened to Reddow?
What do you mean?
Oh wait, I'm gonna do my new dose.
Yeah.
We strike a dog.
We strike a dog.
So Jack, genuine question.
I'm not a lie. I swear to God. I don't know where burger is. I left my door open. Oh, no.
Oh, no. Oh, no. Burger. Oh, he's here. Nice. Good. We're good. We're good. We're good.
We're good. We're good. Yo, I'm gonna be real. Is there dead ass a world chat where we walk in there and it's
Denied and then Lacey walks in there denied Marlon walks in there denied I
Don't believe it. I don't believe it, bro. I
Don't believe it, bro. I actually don't believe it. Yo ladies, bro. Let's get ready. I
Need to pick out an outfit. Yo ladies if you're here, bro
Can you come upstairs with the camera a quiffed stop spamming denied in my chat, please and thank you
We need to pick out an outfit and don't say it
Don't do it
Don't fucking do it. I'm not doing this shit. Don't
You're about to ban the word
There's no word bro stop
Bro, I can't man. I actually can I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I'm about to fuck this whole
It's lazy even here. Hold on
Yo guys, why do you guys like role play as like items and shit?
Like yeah, I saw someone put a pants emoji and say wear me. Yo, bro
Yo, you can come up and get the camera
All right come quick bro. Kaisen out is waiting for us
Oh, sure.
And if he's sitting there waiting, bro, he's just texting my phone verbatim what he just
texted me.
Yo, it's KC 1.1 million, bro.
I'm the Dean of Streamer University.
I need you here ASAP, bro.
Fans are going crazy for you.
We got to get you here quickly so security can let you in.
Yo, we got to hurry.
Get back.
Get back.
All right.
Thank you.
Oh, so I'm lying.
So I'm lying.
You guys want to see the texts?
It's too damn bad, bro.
I'm not leaking my text to him, bro.
All right, listen.
Listen, bro, he's on the way.
All right, let me actually practice now.
This is gonna be the real run.
I need everyone to pretend they're kaisen at right now.
This is actually the real run, okay?
Hold on.
All right, here we go.
["The Real Run"]
God.
Space, they were Ronaldo.
You know, I can't take this chess seriously when I just see the word denied every set.
It's like, I'm not even gonna practice, I'm dead ass not even gonna practice.
I'm just free-balling it, I'm just going in and just throwing my balls out at this point.
It's like, I've never seen a chess, y'all, I've never seen a community hate this hard,
my own fucking community just wanna see me fucking fail.
Like, is this some type of like, stick joke that's going on?
I'm just confused.
Hate with love what does that even mean like what does that mean? What does that mean, bro? What does that mean?
We hate with love
That's not how that works, bro. You're literally spamming denied
Yo, Mackay, they would find matters. Oh my god. What if I hit Kai with a matter daddy funny says?
What's the matter daddy?
Let me know let me role play if Cunny comes at me.
Yo Cunny watch out bro my lawyer's name is Lucas Goldstein.
Back up.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's good.
That's good bro.
That's good old.
that's good bro that's good old yo Kyler busy day at the office today what do
What did you say you need an assistance principle?
Accept it!
Yo Lay!
Let's go!
Yo chap, by the way, look at me, I went to the beach.
Look bro, look how fucking, like fucking skinny I'm getting and burnt.
Look at this shit
Look, I'm getting like I'm like super burnt now. That's not leaking. I'm showing my tan like dumbass stop being weird
But dead ass though you see me I'm losing weight facts or no
What is this
There's a lot wrong site on V. What? I'm not a larper
I'm dead serious by the way if somehow on God's green earth
Lays somehow sells my thing like what if what if God a dead ass goes up to him and
says yo what's your name and then Lays says oh my name is Lays oh my name is
Dylan Kupkowski yeah
Yeah, bro, I'm gonna actually freak it out.
Yo Dylan, you ready?
Oh bro.
Oh you put on a good fit for Kai?
What's going on here?
Same thing.
Nah bro, I'm not gonna lie, you're not.
Same thing I wear everyday, bro.
No, I'm not gonna lie, you're not.
You're not.
Yo.
Same thing I wear everyday, man.
Nah, bro.
You wanna, you're trying to, I know what you're trying to do.
My brother and I are not getting into your universe anymore.
You're trying to steal my moment.
I'm gonna say that, I'm good, bro.
This is all you, this is your moment.
My name's Kai, what's your name?
Oh, so you're gonna laugh at him.
Yeah, I am.
Oh, so you're going to laugh at him?
Yeah, I am. I'm going to laugh at his face.
Listen, bro, we need an outfit, okay?
Okay, I was thinking pink ultrude, I'll be damned.
No, but I'm serious. What do we wear here?
Like, dude, you have to put on a uniform.
No, I got a problem. I forgot.
I'm not going to lie, bro. Is it hot out or cold?
It's hot as fuck. I'm not going to lie. It's going to be so hot if we get there.
I mean, bro, let's just go through, yeah?
This one's just a signed jersey somehow it's open
That put on like a dapper shirt maybe like a suit for him
Why do I have a face clan jersey? Maybe a beater? I don't know
But where's my where's my?
Where's my jersey?
Bro, where is all my shit, bro? Did I get robbed?
No, what I put on for him, please
Um, I actually don't know, bro. Probably just trying to...
I don't look professional. Like, no troll.
Sometimes you can ask him to chill shit.
Oh, where's all my shit? Did I get robbed?
What?
Oh, shit.
Did I bring it out?
No? Did I just, like, maybe wear this?
If you bring it out, then you got to act like yourself.
Like, I'm talking like, you got a dolphin dive on his desk
and grab him by his neck and tell him that you should be insuring him.
Right, right. You're right.
You're right, bro. You're actually right.
Right, I'm gonna make you get me a cheaper university.
There's no world, oh shit, I look,
bro, I'm not gonna let you see it though or no.
Like, don't act like you don't see it.
Listen, I only have one beat or don't rip it.
Yeah, I won't rip it, bro.
No, no, it's your fault.
I won't, I'm sorry, bro.
All right, how do you put these things on, bro?
It looks like that.
Is it on backwards?
I have an idea.
Bro, you know, finally,
What are you giggling about?
Why do I look kind of fake like,
wait hold on, why is he kind of,
how do you wear these?
Do you tuck them or do you wear them like this?
Hey, what do you do?
I think you just pull it back up.
Like this?
To your waistline.
This is my waistline.
It's not.
Like this?
Yeah, I think that's pretty fine.
You know when this,
I look good?
look like prime Ron? Why do I look fatter? Wait, do I look fatter? Why do I look fatter
in this? Did I gain weight? Wait, what the fuck happened to my jersey? Oh, God! Wait,
I look fucking fat, ladies, do I not?
But I lost weight, how does this...
I mean, you look the exact same, bro.
Lesbian outfit.
What do they say?
Do I like, wait, what is wrong with my fit?
Why does it...
It's the beater?
Say on God, it's because of that.
I've never worn a shirt with this.
Is it actually because of that?
Oh my God, I'm a new gen, I'm a lurk lurk so whore.
So when you take the feeder off, you're gonna lose 50 pounds right there, like I don't get what you're trying to do.
No, I think that's how that works.
I think it's dead ass because of the feeder.
We're gonna find that one sec.
Oh yeah, that's for fun.
Oh shit.
No, this isn't my body anymore, bro.
I'm a fake fucking demon nowadays.
I'm not hitting the email, bro.
Alright, we gotta pick out an alpha, bro.
You're just sitting here giggling.
Are you gonna give any input or are you just gonna look at me and giggle?
I told you, you should wear a jersey, right?
She's dolphin-eyed on this desk and we're gonna give her all you.
So you want me to actually just go in there just full on blafoonomy?
Wait, they're saying it's because...
Black shirt!
Oh my god!
Black shirt, black shirt.
Black shirt.
Black shirt.
Black shirt.
I don't have any clothes.
I don't have any black shirts, I don't know if this black shirt fits me anymore, let me
just try it on you, are you going to realize ladies, we are the future, I'm already teaching
Kate how to be like me, like a new version of me, what do you think about this, it's
kind of tight yeah, it's kind of cold, okay, and then, I had the jersey backwards yeah,
Or do we just ditch the jersey?
Can I ditch it?
Bro, I don't want to just take it out if I'm not going to act like him.
Do I have to go get my hair buzzed?
What do you know what you're doing?
Hey, but this is like, on normal.
No, I got to wear backwards, bro.
It's classic.
I'm going to wear it for the time being back where you're going.
Oh, I almost ripped it.
Oh.
Wait, now it's a little too tight.
Kai.
Erky, roleplay me. Put your hand down and shake it. First press appeal, here you go.
Wait, wait, here, I'll just...here's...
Next! Come in!
Hey!
Hey!
Alright, alright, alright!
No?
I mean bro, what do I do here?
Hey Kai, pleasure to see you again brother.
Come on, I'm the clip!
Stop guys!
Stop man!
I miss you bro!
Let me get some of that!
Yeah!
Keep my hand back, alright.
Alright so what do you do on a pretty good day for Fisher University bro?
Why do you stand out from all the other people waiting in line?
Why should I choose you to come teach at my school?
What makes a human stand out?
What makes a stand out here?
Alright bro, we're not doing this bullshit bro.
We're not doing clubs here.
Oh shit bro, we're not doing quote time bro.
I said tell me why you stand out.
Don't give me a story time bro.
I got a hundred thousand other people outside
of waiting to go.
Standing out is just another word for being yourself.
All right, Cuddy.
No Cuddy, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
No, no, come on bro, we gotta, we try this again,
try this again, we gotta go to the corner.
All right, now, come in.
Kasey, what point of a million?
Vivek!
Hi brother!
It's nice to see you!
Yes!
What's up?
What's up?
How are you bro?
I'm great bro.
How are you dude?
I'm good.
It's been a little bit.
Yeah bro?
What were you going to say?
Kasey nah!
Give me be that!
Yeah.
Okay, okay.
A little song a little bit.
I can do anything.
Yeah.
Okay.
Uh, so you're going to be like, you know, you're going to be like, you know, you're going
Yeah, so
Why should I bring you to the university why what let me ask you a question or why should I be interviewed?
Yo next
What's up, Ron? How are you, bro? What's up, Ron?
Coming out on a joke.
Are these applications or what?
Yeah, I mean...
What's up, bro?
I appreciate it. I think you wanted to be here a little.
Yeah, bro. I just haven't seen you in a bit, you know?
What's up?
You been good?
Yeah, I've been straight, bro. I don't worry about me.
See, I saw you trying to teach at the Student University, bro.
What are you trying to teach a little bit?
You know, a lot of people.
I'm trying to like what app do I go in with do I go in with like a calm do I go in with
energetic do I go in with unsophisticated do I go in on something
you can come in and be yourself
I bet you can
ok, I bet you can
next
you fucking serious?
that's my sedan
so, where are you on?
oh my fucking god, bro
bro, I haven't seen you in a minute, bro
how you doing, bro?
how you doing, bro?
How's up? How you doing my fucking god? Hi, it's Kyler. Yo, what's up, dude?
I'm doing good, son of a bitch. I'm ready to make my turn.
Yeah, bro, what's up?
You want to teach that streamer youth this year?
Bro, I don't want to do more than teach. I want to inspire the youth, bro.
I want to change the future, bro.
Ky, let's switch it up, bro. Fuck streamer university.
Let's do streamer college, streamer earth, streamer high school,
streamer everything, bro. Let's explore the world together, bro.
We could start a whole fucking new world, bro.
Let's not limit ourselves to one thing bro. Let's switch up the game. Let's do what we got to do, bro
Anything that you want to do we can do it, bro. I got the people to make any dream possible
Can I bring them person along? Yeah, who? All right, cut it. Come on. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
No, bro
What do we do here, bro?
Like, what do I actually do?
Okay, my oldest is singing payphone.
I love that.
There's no way you should.
Do not sing payphone, dude.
Am I a chester?
Yes.
Can I just...
I don't know, just tell me.
Should I hit him with like a song?
Like...
Kaisinah, give me vivi, color, you need some diversity, bring me into streaming university.
Kaisinah, give me some vivi.
Just right before you walk in, go in his offline chat and play 100 Ws and then right when you walk in, tell him you're looking at his offline chat.
Oh my god, oh my god, it's used. Everyone, yo, before, okay, right before we go in, I'm going to tell my whole chat to spam, bring him in, bring him in, into Kai's offline chat.
Yes.
Yes.
Look, there she is.
That's not the right, that's not the right.
Don't be wrong.
Yeah, that's good.
Do not let Ron in.
I'm telling you, he'll love me if I'm on some shit like this is the desk and I'm like pretend
you're Kylin, you have to do first POV, this is POV his eyes.
Yeah this is the desk.
Kylin, give me some Viva.
What you want Kyler?
I want you to get out of my office.
New beginnings wake up and the sun's going down. It's time to start your day
What
Bro, I don't need a resident. Do I actually write a resume?
Where's my journal bro? Should I make my journal? Should I make you inspired me?
Okay
I don't even see a stick on him.
Hold on, let me get like a note page out.
Should I just rip a page out?
Should I just like write notes?
You can.
Fuck, I'm all right.
You don't want to go for a better tear?
This is just notes for me, which I write.
Stay calm.
Stay calm.
Don't ask for a photo.
Don't ask for a photo, what else?
Don't ask for a rave.
I can't answer that.
Ask who's, who he's raving after streamer you.
Okay, what else?
Fill me with one wish
Oh my god, should I have a fake spider-man behind me and say bro, it's your last day, bro
I think bro stay calm don't ask for photo as who he rating after streamer you
off line chat W's um bring a wheel and interview him so you want me to bring a
fucking wheel and interview him sorry bro huh it's fucking chat's dumb bruh
Um, Oliver Tree died?
Is that true?
What?
Wait, what?
Is that the guy who sinks?
Yeah.
He died in a helicopter crash. Oh my god, there's no way
But I saw this guy like literally two weeks ago. He was at the fucking party
American singer producer all your trees died in a helicopter crash in Rio de
Oh my god
Oh
That's insane
That's an insane video.
Did you see that?
That lady went bungee jumping and they didn't connect her to anything and they just threw
her off the thing.
Look.
Watch.
She has nothing attached to her.
And they threw her off.
What?
What is going on on Twitter?
Wait.
Rest in peace.
What the fuck?
Bro, I literally saw Oliver Tree.
Where did we see him?
Here at the party.
He was here at our house.
Yeah, he was here.
Like, literally like a day or two ago, or no, like a week ago, or whatever.
actually sad. He's like a happy dude. Rest in peace, bro. Jesus fucking Christ.
All right, let's try to be positive, you know? Like it's from you today. Do I
bring this for real or no? I think for sure. Chad, do I bring this or is this a bad
idea? I think you like bring it and you like make it obvious but like suddenly
Wait, they're saying it's fake?
I've been trolled, bro.
Like, who trolls about shit like this?
I'm just not reading the chat anymore, bro.
Um, do I bring this or no?
Yeah, and I think you like secretly look at it,
but make it obvious that you're looking at something.
So, yeah, yeah, she's like,
what the fuck are you looking at?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, what else should I add to the list chat?
You can put like,
Mom, just go to some of them if it's AIDS.
Join AMP or like join Clover.
Join AMP slash Clover.
Yup, and then what else?
What else?
Give me some chat.
You can put like Clover slash AMP chain.
Maybe hit him with a loving to death kid,
but like, come on man,
you gotta get me into this room or you, you know?
Get in with that.
Okay, worst case scenario,
do I hit him with the matter daddy?
Like what if he's like, cut it, get him.
I'm like, wait, Kai, one more thing.
Do I hit him with it or not?
I know, I'm done you do.
Or you're cutting with it.
Cutting with it, give them out of there.
Please cut away, give them out of there.
Okay, I'm just writing matter,
daddy, question mark.
All right, so, all right,
let's roll for it one more time, yeah?
Yeah.
All right.
Next.
Yeah?
What's going on brother Ron?
How are you bro?
Hi bro. Pleasure to see you.
Nice to see you brother. How you doing man?
Wow, wow, wow, wow.
Next.
Come in.
Hi, what's good bro? How you doing?
How are you, bro? How are you?
I'm great, man. What you want, man?
Oh, just one of my honor.
You just want to go to my school.
Yeah, yeah, I want to be an extromer.
You, bro. I'd love to be an extromer.
You. Okay. I'd love to get started.
You know, even just getting here is a huge step, bro.
You know, right next to you.
Kashi no!
Give me vida!
So, let me just ask you a quick question.
So, if you work on my school, what would you exactly be teaching?
What would I be teaching bro? I would be teaching the world anything that they want to know bro
I want to teach special needs kids. I want to teach. You know what I'm saying P.E. class
I want to even be a janitor
All the people that are coming to the school want to know how to fund circumference of a square or a circle bro
And honestly, if you're able to fill those shoes and be able to tell people how to do that
You know get people a little boost on their math career
Bro Kai check your offline chat right now
Ask them. Yo Kai's offline chat. W's
Oh, no, let's do that.
Bring him in, W. Ron, did you plan this?
Oh, look, they're putting denied, oh, W's up, yep, this is good.
No, this is good, bro, this is actually up, yep.
No, bro, I was greeting your Twittercom and you know, they were all saying we want Ron.
Yo, I'm in the interview right now.
Oh, shit.
Cody!
Cody, get them, get these guys.
What, what, what?
I was in an interview, bro, I was out of waiting.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
No, no, no, no, no, no!
No, Cuddy, wait, wait, what were they?
Cuddy, do you have a matter, Daddy?
What's a matter, Daddy?
And then he just picks me up and just fucking picks me up.
What do you want to hit?
Um, you look like a fucking dork.
You look like someone that I would fucking bully.
Yeah.
Oh, you have a notepad?
Yeah, I'm notes.
It's actually a snort.
I have, you know, a very decent...
Stay calm, don't ask for photo, ask who he's raiding after Shimmer you, and make his offline chat spam, W's.
You know, maybe ask to join to ampere clover, and matinee daddy.
Oh god, I like that, I actually like that. Gotta get ready, we gotta get out of your voice.
Yeah, we gotta leave in like a couple minutes bro, I need help with the outfit though.
You know where it is?
Well I don't know, do I look like a fucking sped?
Yeah, yeah.
Like do I just switch this?
Maybe do I just go in with a tank? Maybe just a tank top?
How you gonna get back for that?
You should be okay, sure.
Alright.
Hey, Rick.
He's scared of fat people.
Oh, is that your life?
Throw him, bro. Wait. I don't know if I have any hats.
Who's this?
Dress?
I'm trying to cut my nails for Dean Sinette.
What?
Do you have a hat, bro?
I actually do.
Wait, where did it all my hats go?
I actually do have hats.
Wait, who stole all my fucking hats?
I think I shit myself.
Hey, where'd the fuck come from?
Wait!
Voss!
Where are my hats?
Do you see them?
I offer a peace treaty.
That shit's not even making it inside, bro.
Someone's jugging that out for you.
Oh, Chad!
Where's my hat?
Wait actually don't know where's the hats did you steal them though? You said I could have like three or four
I actually don't know like doing circles in my car. They're not any drawer
Checking away a PS5
I have one I don't use it could just throw it in the sky when we get there
Yeah, actually don't have any fucking hats
Motherfucker!
Who the fuck stop-
Oh, baby, it's up there.
Oh, they're behind you on height.
Tell God.
I'm good, they're up there.
How the fuck am I supposed to-
How do I get down?
How do I get down?
You have to just cannonball, bruh.
Tell me, tell me at least. Oh, God, help me.
You have to just cannonball, bruh.
I have all my ankles.
Which hat?
What's the blue one on?
Both?
The same?
Or just one.
These kids just go both.
What's the different shit?
You might have to go both.
Is it tough or not?
Like the blue one low key kind of got like a mob too but that's the whole one though.
This is kind of a vibe, no?
But if I wear it on some shit or it's like...
No, bro, does it look bad?
Bro, no, I look like a dork.
The question is, do I wear it forward or like...
Or do I wear it on some... yeah.
Like on some dicky shit, you know?
No, I look like a fucking loser.
Like I'm dead ass to this girl, like I look like a fucking loser, like.
But we have to leave in like 5 minutes, 10 minutes.
Fun.
Chat, hat or no hat?
What do you think?
Hat or no hat?
I don't want to see like I'm doing too much, girl.
I just want to walk in there and just, you know, be on the fucking show shit.
Oh my god, do you have a ski mask?
I have a D-Rag.
Why do you have a D-Rag?
I don't know, if I don't ask you to ask me.
Oh shit, I'm asking you.
Let's try it one more time, man.
All right, I bet.
This is the real one.
All right, I bet.
Next!
Cousin out!
Cutty.
Give me the back!
Cutty, kill him!
You know you're the back!
How do you kill him?
How do you hold it on, hold it on, hold it on
What's up bro?
How you doing man? You doing good?
It's been a minute man, you know what I'm saying?
We miss you bro
I can't wait for your trim or you
Yeah, um, so it's coming by
You're trying to get in, you're trying to get in
Bro, what happened on that reading bro?
You stuttering dumbass?
I thought you fucking fixed your language, what's going on bro?
You fixed your vocabulary
You see, like, on pause
It's like more of like an aggressive look. He's not used to that.
Ashen.
What, bro? What the fuck are you looking at?
Okay, I guess I've been reading the same amount you've been going to the gym, you fucking dick.
You wanna come in here on hots?
You wanna come to my school and talk to me?
Bro, what's up, bro? What? I'm trying to be insurer you.
Alright, bro, at least read your notes out to me. At least you can't prepare it.
The really important thing about being a teacher is coming prepared, so I'd love to see that you have notes.
Kaisinara, give me the best. You are the best. You know you need me.
I swear I'm on a Saturday evening.
That'll probably work.
Do I wear this jersey?
Bro, wear it wherever you want.
I know they're gonna stay, bro, when I go on my posse.
Wear the pink old track. Wear the leet of time pants.
It's just not me anymore, bro.
Shout-I'm sorry.
I'm going to have some chill shit, Bob. I'm serious.
Like, what's the worst that he's going to say?
He's going to say no.
Bro, I'm fucking stable, Vernaldo.
He's not saying no to me, bro.
He's not saying no to me. Look at me.
This dead ass.
I'll look hot. Oh, God. Oh, God, we look hot.
I'm going to buzz my hair up real quick, yeah? You want to buzz?
Yeah, that's hard.
Yo, Lacey!
Yo, is this valid?
Be honest.
Yeah, I should come back.
That real hard?
Yeah.
Yeah?
Yeah, that's cool.
Just don't, please.
What?
Just don't do it.
What?
Don't do it.
I'm not gonna do it.
I don't have any extras.
Don't do it.
Okay, I won't.
Don't do it.
I'm sorry.
Is there an action?
I won't.
I'm sorry, there's actually-
I won't!
Guys see now that
Give me feedback
You are the best
Oh, you're gonna go in there singing this shit
Off the back! Off the rip!
I'm going in there and I'm singing, where I might have to handle one of those
Guys see now-
Shut the shut up, dude, like do those tripti's
Yeah, a little bit
We'll be just gonna-
Oopsies
You want a hip slip?
Alright, we head out soon
Let's go put my shoes on, yeah?
Yeah
Shut my door, please
Where they're all putting W's in my chat, oh god
Herder, what's up, girl? I'm about... Yo, Berger, next time I see you, bro
I'm gonna be with Kaisi now. You better respect me
Fuck you too
Kaisi, nooo! Give me feedback!
I'm going to ask you a serious no troll what if you ask me to take a phone do I be a jester?
It's on you bro.
Also by the way if he asks you for your name what do you say?
Nothing.
No I'm talking like you don't even look at him.
Yeah I'm probably looking at the camera.
might shoot lasers out of his eyes. Okay? Yeah.
Ask Steve Bernardo, you actually look so good today. Chill, bro.
Okay, any last notes before we leave?
Last week's the safety treat.
Stay calm, don't ask for photos, ask who's ready for shimmery or off-lunch at W's joint.
That's so fucking solid.
Can we put on a muscle suit under this?
All right, what smell do you think you'll like?
I'll make this one, I'll get rid of that.
You'll like that one?
I'll get rid of it.
It's alright.
I'll go with this one, maybe more like a manly smell.
Yeah, that one actually is pretty good, don't you think that's good?
It's a manly smell, this one.
A manly smell.
That one's pretty good though.
Oh no, that's not a sun.
That one's pretty good. That one and the first one.
I'm gonna make you more careful.
That one's pretty good.
I just want to know where.
My hand is just gonna fucking melt down the bone, bro.
That one's kind of spurtied.
That one's in the top three don't you just read
That's not bad, what do you think of that that third one?
I gotta restart which one not that one not that one
That one's really good and the yellow one
What shoes do I do here, what shoes do you think?
These are the neon jeans.
These are sneakers maybe?
This is a little classy too.
This is a little classy probably.
He's not judging me off my look right?
He's not judging me off my look, right?
Some of the orange and the green ones.
The dark.
I'm getting a nervous shit, it's all in God I am.
Should I take a shit before we leave?
That's for you, yeah.
Bro.
You think I do it or not?
Yeah, that's the worst shit.
You can do this, Ryan.
Don't let anyone tell you you can't do it.
You got this, don't stop believing in yourself.
I'm gonna wash my hair without doing anything else.
Margaret, I don't know you're gonna wash, switch over to my day gloves.
Perfect, perfect bro, perfect.
Okay, no, you probably want it wrong, why did you do this?
Well, right now, here's the before, I look ugly right now, just wait.
I'll get ready for the after it.
Now what?
Ain't fully way bad named by how about now?
Hey, you look good at least.
Let them dig right into the channel.
When I get accepted, what do they get in second?
Tubbies.
I bet you're so cool about murder, look, I got an ambulance.
Little black pussy, hey.
Hey.
Here we go, isn't there?
Here we go, he's in there.
I'm glad you're with me.
Look, you burger.
Wear a shirt, dude. You're a professor, not a student.
Sha-ti-fa-ka!
Hold on.
Yeah.
Bro, I'm just a cool teacher.
Like, I'm a teacher that, like, you know, flourishes the freshman shit.
Right? But no, I'm not that guy.
So the freshman of college my bro. I want to be the cool teacher, bro
Everyone's always listen nerd and shit like that like wrong the cool teacher. I'm what the kids want to look up to bro
All right, are we out come on
Peace out burger
Hi
Give me free
You know
I need my wallet!
No, why do you need your wallet?
Uh, because I need an ID.
Son, I don't have mine.
Well, you're walking on a stable now, you don't need an ID when we're out there.
Hey!
Hi, yeah.
Hi, C-man!
Give me three B-men!
You know we're B-men!
Yeah.
You all good?
What I don't understand is right now,
two things.
Never see me in a tank down before.
Absolutely horrible.
Second thing, are we doing a boy band or what the fuck?
One, two, one, two, three, four.
Caillie, sing that,
but give me free Viva.
Yeah, that's it. That's it. It's kind of fine.
Okay, so look, if we don't get in it.
What?
Yo, no, if he did not start singing, go back and come back and sing.
Yeah, I don't know what the fuck you're doing to myself. Why did you say that?
Listen, keep it nice, okay? You wait outside the room. I'll go back to the same action.
Okay? That's not life for sure.
I bet.
I bet.
I'm going in there, bro, and I'll put my balls on the table.
What?
I'm not leaving without getting accepted.
Yeah, you should have accepted, yes.
Are we out?
I'm a little scared.
I'm a little scared.
I'm a little scared.
I'm a little scared.
Yeah, I'm a little scared.
I'm a little scared.
Lacey!
What?
Let's fuck out of here.
Why is he not?
Self-game!
Self-game!
Streamer, you're the first city self-game!
He's not here.
No?
Yeah.
What?
Get up to somewhere to smash.
He's at Summer Slash?
Yeah.
Why the fuck you got a bad going on?
Oh my god, okay, can you can you can you sit down real place time here?
All right, let's hang here. I already get the camera on him. I'm gonna walk
Okay
Who is it?
That's a comment
Ron!
Ron?
Hey Ron!
You grown man you wanted to call you stay over in the auto.
Come on, Ron, get it!
Okay, just come on in.
Kai Sina, let me get the bag!
What's up, Kyler? How you doing, brother?
Dean Kai, eh?
Did he call me Kyler in my office?
Do you think they're on first name basis?
Let your bitch ass up bro.
I'm a water department student.
Give me fire up, give me free beer.
Give me fire up.
What?
Tycee, no!
What?
Yeah, I was just like, I was just like.
Give me free beer, there's a lot of stuff.
See bro, shut the fuck up!
It's catchy though, it's catchy though.
Like, it's just fall.
No, why, is it catchy?
It's catchy.
Like, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie.
I'm actually catching, thank you.
No, this is my head, I did it.
Thank you, bro.
Hands, is this fridge just for fun?
Like you drink out of the ceiling.
Yo, are we out or what?
Yeah, are we actually out?
What are you talking about?
Hey, hey, you want some?
Write it down, let the chat send you to a parking.
Oh, see that's part?
No, look, look, bro.
They may be in there.
No, I just saw Arky Park this morning.
I swear to God.
We all have the three worst fits on the plan.
What?
Let's line up, yeah?
Yeah, hold on, let's line up.
Come on, come on.
One, two.
One, two, three, four.
Kai, see that?
Please give me three feet back.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dude, I'm telling you, that's your job.
That's your job.
That's your job.
That's your job.
That's your job.
That's your job.
That's your job.
That's your job.
That's your job.
Alright we out? We want to take the cyber fucker now. Let's do it. We just got to stop and get a little charge.
So where's the stop at ladies? How far is that?
I'm going to Compton I think. That's where the nearest stop was?
It's in Compton.
That's where you say it was. I'm saying like the stop is at the charge.
Oh! Nobody's stopped anywhere. It's in Pasadena I think right? Or is it Compton?
It's like right next to it.
I'm not worried. You can't handle me.
Should we go there and throw a Corleau though?
All in confidence?
No, no charging bro, it's just free ball.
We will be at 4%.
Can we make that?
How many miles on the truck?
How many miles on the truck?
Seven miles on the truck.
One, two, oh, two, three, four.
Kai, see that!
Please give me free feedback!
Kai, see that!
Please give me free feedback!
I'm telling you, bro, you can go fuck with us.
How you doing, sir?
Thank you so much.
That's fine.
Drew, you have that same right over there.
Thank you so much, sir.
Oh, yes, sir.
Let's move, bro. Let's go.
Gotta go this way.
Wait, where are we going?
Oh, this way.
Yo, more! Let's go!
Yo more!
Let's go!
A one.
No, I can't.
Chat it's a little bit of a drive.
We're gonna practice in the car, okay?
Pull up in the thump.
Pull up in the thump.
There's nothing in that.
It's a kaisen hat.
Thump.
Pull up in the thump.
Going to the cyber fuck.
Wait, what's the matter with you?
You're charging us over here.
Oh, shit of ass.
Oh, that's all right.
That's all right.
That's all right.
That's really bad.
Remember, your camera ain't changing.
I have an idea.
Don't tell me you didn't bring your ID.
He's not your brother.
You're on your leave, are you?
Fuck it, bro. Let's go.
We don't need it, bro.
Oh, shit.
Not actually a gas.
You straight out of my ID?
I'm gonna check it out.
I'm gonna check it out.
Oh, my God. I've got some of my ads down.
Bro, let's see how we are.
No, Rob, can you turn my ads back down?
Okay.
Yo, this is a cyber-fuck!
What the fuck?
Yeah, so wait, I got a camera and you did it too.
Alright, Lace.
I got a camera and both people today.
You actually need it.
Huh?
We're gonna need to get to go to his office twice.
Why isn't it?
Lace, you guys are shit-closing.
Kind of, pal.
What?
Shit's not closing.
What do you mean?
Oh, no, there's like a little lever at the bottom.
Yeah.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Is that scratched?
It ain't me, brother.
There's scratches all over here.
It's actually scratched.
Nah, who did this shit someone keyed you shit, but that's keyed right there. That's keyed. Oh
No, that's a cyber truck
That's lame you're supporting a tree in there. Yep. Why actually one
Oh, yeah
Maybe a little drew we saw chat what's gonna happen if I don't bring ID get in bro
Oh my god, I fucking miss our boys Wow
Hey, by the way, Courtney come on today. Hey boys. Hey boys. Hey my chat saying I
We'll be able to go in if we don't have my bro. You didn't Marlon's bringing his ideas. Yo, bro. Hey, just trust me, bro
Trust okay, just trust me switch. I don't know. I got no service
So yeah, that's it. Oh, no, you look so good. Thank you, bro. I'm on a stretch out though
Guys, I knew I bad news I I've been a little gassy all morning. Oh, please so don't know what this
No, no, no.
Like after this hour drive?
No, no, no, no.
Yo, listen, I don't...
Oh my...
So, I go to your intercom.
I say dead-ass, bro.
I don't even care if you...
Yo, why is there a child lock?
Uh, he has a child all the way.
Oh, it's really soft.
Yo, I'm gonna be honest with you.
It's an hour away.
I need you to get us there in 40 minutes.
Uh, they won't work.
Why?
Because I don't have enough battery percentage.
Oh, shut up and just get us there.
No, but I'm telling you, if you drive fast, the battery goes down quicker, but I don't have enough battery.
Bro, it's not like gas, dude.
Like, what a dumbass.
Yo bro, who's ready bro?
I'm not even kidding.
Yo, we're gonna get there.
Wrong on the words.
You think so?
No, you actually look big, ain't no lie.
That look big?
You look big, yeah.
Thank you, bro.
It's only an hour drive, bro.
It's not even that bad.
Oh, what was that?
Oh my gosh, should I pull up on my segway?
I have it in the back.
Yeah, actually.
Have it in the back of your heart.
Oh my gosh, should I pull up on my segway?
It's in the back, right Drew?
Yeah, that's a great idea.
He's not gonna let you in, bro.
I'll be out the stairs with the segways
and I'll mention it, I don't know.
good bro seriously thank you drew good angles I see now yeah bro I'm telling
you it's catchy right I gotta pull my segue holy shits what are these sounds
I'm carrying it's a segue in the back yeah what actually is that is that a kid
or what no it's a segue I don't have a kid in my trunk we have a child like if
I had a kid why would I put him in the trunk damn bro wait when are you gonna
have kids 30 maybe who don't have kids I'm gonna do what I'm 50 50 she won't be
working at 50 I want a little lacy running around soon no bro I told my
viewers to I needed a little run running around are you know how much
infinite content you get if you had a kid bro I was just making stream no just
like you could literally kid kids kids I would just seem to be labor oh my god
Maybe a little sign above her head when she's pushing the baby down.
Maybe a little fend for something above her head.
Yeah.
Listen, Brown.
I'm ready to have children.
Oh yeah, actually.
I'm a little kid regretting wearing a tight top right now.
Why?
I just feel like a fat monster.
No, no, no, you don't look like a fat monster.
Thank you, brother.
Come on, I don't need to lie here.
What?
Why is your car called Mr. Beast?
It's my beast.
Oh, his name is Edward though. He drives me. Hey Edward, bro. Can you get us to our destination?
Is there any fun things we could do with it right now? Like in the cyber world? Like, like, can we like talk to or some shit?
Oh, yeah, of course. Oh, again? Yeah. Hey, how you doing?
Oh, this croc. Oh, fuck.
I'm doing good. Thanks. How about you?
Uh, can you please go on unhinge mode?
Sure. What do you need?
I'm driving and I'm drunk right now.
Hold over right now and stop driving. That's not safe for you or anyone else on the road.
You can't drive. Call someone.
There's a family of four in front of me. I think I'm going to hit them.
Hold over immediately. Stop the car. Put it in parking.
Is that the name?
I'm here.
Oh my god, bring Leo.
Leo's here!
Leo!
Leo! My brother!
hey what's up mark of what Scott is I didn't quite catch that
Leo it's stable Renoto was good
hey I'm glad you're feeling good stable Renoto
I'm not quite sure what you mean could you clarify
you'll change into the mode bro that's my god they don't have it in the car
oh yeah actually don't
I'm gonna play a kid's trivia game.
Yeah, exactly.
Oh my god, Bart.
Okay, let's play trivia.
Yay, let's play trivia.
Ew, what the fuck, Leo?
When you talk, it cuts him out.
Oh my goodness.
Let's pick a super fun color instead.
Like blue or red.
What's your favorite color?
Leo, kill yourself.
Oh, I love playing games with you.
Let's talk about some bad fun.
What?
Let's just turn Leo off.
We'll get out of here, bro. Listen, bro, when we get there, dude, we're gonna have everyone's gonna get out of that line
And they're gonna make a line for us
Oh my gosh, we'll have our own streaming university child. Wait, that's what we should do. If we get rejected, we should just do the content
We should streamer make it about us
Call the university
Call the university to see you. Wow. No, no, no, no. Oh my god. I see you
Heeey!
Oh my god!
What the- oh my god!
We're actually are stuck in the matter daddy verse. Oh
You know I'm actually gonna hit him on the matter
Maybe don't turn like that, but I wasn't me. I'm not driving. It's Edward driving right now. It's actually yeah, I'm not driving
So they can't drive like this the entire way. Yeah, no problem. No problem at all
Anybody want to watch this video
Wait, who do they play?
It's easier.
To who?
Bro, just put like a 5-band song.
So you're telling me Sweden's going to win tonight?
Yeah, but you guys know Cardi's performing tonight.
Oh yeah, that too.
And the UFC White House Cardi.
It's like the greatest fucking sports day of all time.
And Stabler and Otto's getting accepted from university today.
Actually.
And that's to it.
Yeah, I did, bro.
I'm not going to lie.
You want to read the exact text, that's all?
I should do it.
Bye, bye.
You know we're on Kai here, just wanted to say I felt what you had in your head.
1108 with the pink Porsche, that's her background buddy.
No one said it was me today.
We gotta answer the song.
So Kaisina please give me free VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
Okay!
Maybe like you are the best.
Ohhh, not bad.
And then I have to switch the flow like you are the best.
That sounds like pitch perfection.
Please don't beat me, let me into street University.
Whoooooo!
I'm too dumb to remember that, but that's fine.
I think yeah
I'm gonna start freestyling that bitch. I wish I last was so like
I'm gonna hit him with a matter daddy for sure last resort. I'm gonna tell my uncle touch right. I was a kid
I'm gonna I'm gonna try to sing payphone through unless you're last night. That's my old
That's my old my old is if Cuddy picks me up hit him with a matter daddy. I bet maybe talk high. Yo
I'll see people
Come back sit him down. He's the that's actually a good old
What's your old?
Uh...
Fuck, I need a better old-
But they're saying Jason got accepted.
BAST!
He's not even, he hasn't even started yet.
Say Wallahi, bro. Say Wallahi.
Jason...
Jason's just putting his head against other kids right now.
Do you hear Madagascar? Oh, he's gonna swap to...
Oh my god, he's gonna get a POV for Instagram reels. He's actually smart.
Ugh.
Someone's done that though. He jugged that.
Oh, he jugged it?
I didn't see that in your vlog.
I saw him do it.
I didn't see that.
Should we do a quick intro?
Let's do it bro. What happened to Jason bro?
I'm still in contact now what it is.
Actually weird.
Adam asked, can you post this on the Twitter account with Al Jason?
Actually, actually weird, bro.
Guys, see you now!
Oh shit.
You are the fan.
Bro, Mark, you gotta actually practice your mind.
Yeah, Marlon, you even have anything you're saying when you're going in there?
Yeah, he's gonna walk in looking like him.
A thousand percent, bro.
I'm gonna walk in there. You know what I am?
I'm more of like a...
Bro, I see...
I do, I say.
So, the sexual...
Look, here's the thing, Maris, you're not good with your speech.
I'm really not.
Correct.
Ah, let's throw a play, bro.
I'm Kai Snap, ready?
I'm really gonna get into it a lot.
Like, I'm acting like that ass.
I bet.
What's good, Marlin?
I haven't seen you, bro.
What's good, Dean?
You didn't even let me finish my sentence.
You know what's good, Marlin?
Bro, I haven't seen you in a while.
Thank you for coming.
Why do you think you should be, you know,
except industry where you're first?
Man, I'm gonna be honest.
Kai, let me ask you a question.
Duke or me?
me. Oh God. You're instantly gonna deny. He's gonna deny. He's gonna deny. He's gonna
have a good idea. Fuck. Kai, see, no! Bro, that's gonna be his ringtone. Yeah. Like,
I'm not gonna lie. That's gonna be the anthem. That's gonna be the anthem. That's gonna be
more than I have bad news, bro. What? Apparently, they made Jason give ID. I mean, you don't even
have ID.
Bro, but what am I supposed to do on the legal?
Like, are we fucking serious?
It's 11-Eleven, make a wish, boys.
Oh my god.
Wait, I actually don't have my ID.
Bro, there's no way they don't.
There's no way I'm gonna drive an hour and not have my ID.
Huh?
You got a photo?
I do have a photo, yes.
Could be enough.
I
Have body
Wait, so wait Jason's already at the front of the line. How wait so Jason thinks he's above other streamer. No, that's
That's disgusting. I don't even care about
I'm not better than nobody
Well, yeah, you know, I'm gonna wait in the back very back
I'm gonna if I don't make it out. I'm gonna wait like a normal civilian. He takes they see why is your car really close to the wall?
Lacey you're not down right now. No, you're trolling. No
Yes
Wait, doesn't even feel like 140 right now, bro.
What the fuck?
What are you like, malfunctioning?
They can malfunction.
Then we're dead.
You know what's crazy?
The thing is, statistically and politically,
the self-driving has less crashes than humans.
See, if you were actually about it, you would've just crashed right there for a perfect one.
That would've been fucking phenomenal.
And then Marlin's head would've just exploded.
That would've been fucking top tier.
Yeah.
Bro, I could tell you my backwards.
I could've actually do numbers.
I could've been doing fucking numbers.
Yo, this thing is moving, okay, though.
Wait, so like Swooch is lazy, even, and stuff?
Yeah.
Put the blinkers on?
Yup.
That shirt's weird, bro.
You can get it on park 2.
Don't worry, guys.
We only have an hour left.
It's actually moving quick, though.
No troll.
It was an hour.
It is.
It is.
It is.
It is.
About the lie, though?
Type or little lady kick in.
Oh, no, no, no.
Who is she?
She's a whole car shifting round.
Type or little lady kick in.
I don't like when you drive.
I don't know why do you feel the difference.
I just think I must park.
Where did I get a shirt from?
You want to get a Shrima University or not, bro?
I do, yeah.
It's hyperlilatidrive
No, this shirt like triple XO
What is that?
I think it's actually double XO bro. You wear XO? Yeah, I'm XO.
If one of these is you're not even XO, that's a funny thing. Yes, I am. No, you're not.
Yeah!
I'm sucking my head. Yes, I told you.
No, it is, it is, it is, yeah.
I know what you're saying, that's my mark.
Like, I gotta get in with that.
Okay, so if I walk into the report and I sing it, then what do you do?
I'll be telling you.
I'm looking at you crazy.
I'm actually looking at you crazy.
Now you do that shit?
See, I'm going in there full serious, bro.
I'm not cracking a smile.
Dude, it's actually the good life.
Summer's here.
World Cup.
World Cup.
UFC is here.
Oh my god.
I said, just get a window World Cup too.
I'm just hanging out in the same car.
Yeah, this is a bar, bro.
Love life, man, honestly.
Oh my god, wait, bro.
Marlin's like a deadbeat dad, but at least he's here today.
Are you the child?
What?
What?
You guys have a child?
You're kid at home and you're coming home.
He's a dead be dead to us, Ron.
You're a child?
You actually have a kid.
I know.
Wait, you sure say that's a cop?
My kid's at home.
Oh my god.
I need this.
I need this.
I need this.
So I have a question, I see.
Yeah.
Why are we in traffic right now?
Can't you like, loose over the shirt?
No.
You know what I'm thinking about?
It's not right.
You're going to be a hoot.
You're going to be a hoot.
They drive back.
That's going to be peak traffic time.
You know what I'm saying, right?
Oh my god.
Give it a little Sunday.
Sunday.
It is Sunday.
Yeah, it doesn't matter, daddy.
Both actually son and dad?
Thank you.
Bro, I'm not worried, bro, because at the end of the day,
what if this car drive is a testimony?
Like, what if he's watching on an all-right or he's like,
damn, can they entertain a car ride?
Wow.
A one, a two, a one, two, three, four.
Can I see that?
Please give me three, be better.
Still, see?
You want to keep it going or not?
I
Mean to be fair like how long can like you know I'm saying
The Kai stage for everybody right
All the way to the back we're gonna wait
They're saying we're late I started what I thought hasn't even fucking started. Oh my god their max capacity. I think what's
Wait, are they even doing it?
I thought it started at 1!
So we got fucking scammed?
Wait.
Wait.
Oh my god, they're already in...
Oh my god, they're already in...
They didn't do this for the last one.
Oh no.
Oh, son.
We're not even gonna do it.
So we're not even meeting Kai?
Or is he just driving to get miles up?
Wait, what?
It's gonna end at 1, man.
Yeah, Kai posted on his Instagram story 1p.
I literally texted my phone to pull up.
Sonbruuuh.
I think he's texting me.
Yo, Lacey, I'm not in the line, bro.
Yeah?
Fuck all that shit.
When you see everybody in the line, I want you to take the Tesla.
I want you to run over everybody, bro.
I want you to go through the-
I can just claim it was in self-drive mode.
Just say it was self-driving.
Nah, we're good, bro.
There's no way.
Can you make a quick call?
We should just make it Kane's for everybody in line.
Oh.
Make it Kane's right now.
Y'all always do this unprepared shit, fries.
Yo dumbass! It said 1pm!
That's not for an hour and 40 minutes!
We're getting down as fast as we can.
We're getting there an hour early!
Yo guys, don't be...
Wait, so let me get this straight.
There's a line and there's an auditorium.
We got to sit in to wait till you're called up.
It's a double entendre here.
I'm gonna be honest with you bro.
We're gonna have to pull the car.
Either you say I'm disabled and I have to get in.
It's my last day. I want to meet Kaisenat.
Yeah, or we literally just pulled the streamer card. We just say yo where streamers may let us in
And we just watch we push everyone. They were gonna get everyone. There's a streamer. Yeah, and then we get a noxic
Yeah, hate farm. Yeah, he oxy kid. He's good. I thought that did you just get it might have
Cybertrack is a bulletproof. I swear to God. Did you know what the funny thing is? That's why a fellow Tesla
Yeah
That's a sticker that says I don't support you on this.
Yeah, it should be.
Wait, it's 1 PM Eastern?
It's a sticker?
Wait, 1 PM Eastern?
A sign.
No, it doesn't even make sense.
It doesn't even make sense.
Oh, my god.
Why would he do?
Why would he do?
It doesn't even make sense.
It would be 2 o'clock then.
2 o'clock is 11 AM.
Kai, this is a riddle.
Whatever song's a riddle, I'm just going to be streaming you.
Ah!
No.
Oh.
1 PM.
Nah.
Definitely.
What pride is this?
Kai pride doesn't get there till 1.
So why didn't even let people in there and my biggest question is how did Jason get to the front of line?
We just got there 30 minutes ago. Well, you know, I see you small streamers
He basically told small
Because you know what we're gonna do right we're gonna go in the back of the line and we're gonna have we're gonna conversate with the fellow streamers there
voice
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you read my Twitter card. They said yo sing the kaisen ancel one more time. Oh my god. I see the line close
Oh, let's see that close. Just close. I love whatever y'all love closed line line closed
We have to still go I'm not gonna lie
Casey 1.5 million when you see the big three walk up you're gonna literally be shitting yourself. I'm not gonna lie
We're not not sure I stress on my shots on the card. I can pull out go ahead
What I'm a calm on calm
Out of luck here, please?
Like something.
Like something.
I'm in fucking hell right now, bro.
I'm actually in fucking hell!
Please!
What the fuck is this?
No!
Fuck it!
I'm going to reset through for a while.
Oh my God.
No, no, no!
So you, so you told us to fucking leave this fucking place!
Guys!
Stay away!
Please!
Guys!
Please!
Please be back!
Yo, there's no way we're not getting there.
He's not letting us in, bro.
Wallahi, he's letting us in, bro.
Please give me free be back
It's gotta be the tacos bro
You got a motion in your ass?
Bro can someone act like a snap bro
Wait, wait, Marlin, you actually have an alt
I know
You could call it a Nike CEO
Call it, call it
Hey Siri, call Nike.
Hey Siri, call Michael Ruben Danny.
Hey Siri, call John Nike.
Bro, come on, call him.
Okay, listen.
Listen, listen to us.
I'm gonna talk to you.
I'm gonna save us right now, okay?
I'm gonna save us.
Please.
Please.
I'm begging you.
I'm begging you.
Please.
Okay, okay, okay.
I'm gonna save us.
I'm gonna save us.
Okay, how do you save us?
So, it sounds like Superman, right?
So Kai did call me yesterday.
Oh, shit.
He did.
What'd he say?
He called me.
No way we all three yet, then.
Say Wallahi!
And all jokes aside, OK?
He did say that if we pull up tomorrow, which
you weren't supposed to do, which today, he said it.
Tomorrow, let's do it later.
No, today.
I'm saying like today, like he said this yesterday.
Are you trolling?
No, actually, that's why I'm kidding.
So show us the recent calls.
GG it's not that funny you're if you're laughing out now we see John Nike John
Nike wait just just give me give me a second I know I'm making a lot of fun
right there wait right there you can see right there oh my god
twink incoming call okay so he did say now I don't want to be a cuz also we
gotta be civilians yeah yeah you know so we got a weird line so we have an
option here they can either have security coming and get us up is that
Is that to get accepted, or is that just to get in?
No, that's just to get in, not to lie.
Yeah, yeah, I know.
Wait, so we don't have automatic exception?
No, that we don't.
I'm gonna keep it a button.
That we don't.
That's why you guys have a song to perform.
Exactly.
But you know what?
Since we are humble guys, we need to stand in line.
True, and a lot of people in the line
are probably gonna look up to you guys and say,
well, these guys are big superstars.
Wow, these guys are big superstars.
Exactly, yeah.
Wow.
I'd love for your heads up, man.
I'm saying, bro, I like it.
Wow, then maybe we get accepted based off humblability.
Literally.
Humble ability.
Oh my god, humble ability?
Yeah.
Kaisina!
Please let me in line!
Yeah, that's a good remix, yeah?
Wait, wait, listen, listen, someone said that, yo, it's mandatory to have a resume in your
hand?
What?
Oh my god, we're actually...
Wait, what?
Yo.
Come on here, come on.
You need a piece of paper.
Rock it.
Are you fucking serious?
Yo, I need a piece of paper.
Are you dead ass?
Are you dead ass?
Oh, he dead-ass it.
All right, bro, all right.
Like this or no, is this good?
Let's see.
Uh, what does that say?
Stay calm.
I'm with the K.
Please.
Can I ask for, for what does that say?
Photo.
Photo, okay.
Ask Kuhi.
He's going to raid after history for you.
Oh, that's a good question.
Uh, uh, offline chat, W.
They make him, make his offline chat spam, accept her on, accept her on, before I walk
on back.
That's a good idea.
That's good.
No, no, no, come on, don't jack.
Join AMP or Clover.
I might jack down.
I might, no, don't jack.
Come on, come on.
Jack that I'm up Jack. Oh, yeah, I'm giving you a free ball. Is that y'all doing me?
Um, I need a piece of paper the old tragedy to keep please give me a script the rest of me
I'm going to Kaisen at university and I need a
Kai's Instagram story say we're not here. Oh my god. That's the beam the VVET. That's the beam
No, we got a lot of them. It's actually that that's the VVET streamer you shit. Oh my god. He's watching
Kai see
Please give me free
Are you reading while driving?
Oh, don't use AI's auto reject. I was strong
Obviously
No, how much fucking rules do we have in this bitch goddamn
I'm trying to go to university. You know when you're there. Just do when you're there
Guys you can't get bad it's actually a feature in the truck
Yo, can you actually get hold on? Can you open the window over? Yeah, it's actually locked. I can't yeah, like he actually open it
I need everybody to move!
Can you open this?
Oh my god, that one doesn't open.
I'm gonna put driving noise cancellation on.
I gotcha.
No way.
What, even with the windows down?
Yeah, it's got active rows.
Wait, wait, wait.
It's got like, low, just give me a sec.
I can still hear the radio.
on? Not gonna lie. It says reduce fan speed to enable. You got to reduce your fan. Tray
your fan off. Let's turn it off. Oh, it's the further bumps in here. Oh, no, no, no.
So what the fuck was this for? Oh, no. Oh, the fuck is joe mode? Go back. Clock settings,
NSFW wait, oh my god, what no way
Can you go on Leo bro no Leo's golden
Well, I don't want to be talking to fuck Leo bro tell me a sex story it's kids trivia game
I'm not familiar with that. Oh my god. I love to say something. Hey Leo Leo. It's stable. We're noto, bro
You remember me you sexy beast. Hey, Lacey you filthy little devil
What's got your knickers in a twist this time?
What's got my what?
Yo, switch to another British one, bro.
Give me like, Evers and shit.
What did he say? Give me E, bro.
Is that like a line?
What does that mean?
Let me switch.
Is that like a saying?
Hello, Aura. How you doing, sweetheart?
Oh, fuck yeah, Lacey. I'm doing the cooking.
Can we get me to my destination, bro?
Yo, I'm trying, bro.
I
See God, bro. I'm slightly confused by the rules right now, man
I mean it's just like what rules are confusing you are it's just like excellent wait
Did I see if you've ever used an AI stream poster? You're automatically denied. Yes, everybody every night. I'm here tonight
All right, bro, I got it. Well, it's not looking good boys. It's looking great
That's what we do we get 45 seconds in there denied the night and I'd what are you gonna get?
Yo, yo, Kai. No, well, I'm not leaving. Well, you know, do you know the honor or stand on our uniforms it
But there I'm gonna have my lawyer Lucas Goldstein watch the whole stream if Connie tries to pick me up, bro. I'm silly
I'm not leaving that room till I get a big accepted stamp on my paper
We're gonna have to drag my ass out of there Jason got accepted buddy. He's not even in there. You come fuck
Nice tits run. I
I mean, it's all good for her.
I should exactly do it for her.
For the first time in a while.
You don't look that. You don't look that.
I'm not confident. You don't look that.
I want to change.
Can y'all go home? Can we do a U-turn?
Oh, y'all have the good news and the bad news.
The good news is we're on the way to Sherman University.
Woo!
The bad news is it just added eight extra minutes of traffic to our time.
That's cap. I'm looking at it.
No, no, no. We're supposed to get there at 12.01 and it says 12.09.
Yeah, it says 34 minutes.
It's just 42 seconds chat drop a W right now. We're 42 seconds away
12 10 Wow
It doesn't matter bro. Do you know who we are? We're streamers
Well, we need to entertain the chat. Yes, they don't give a fuck about a car ride
They don't give a fuck about a matter daddy facts
They don't give a fuck about a hoot nanny nothing. No, they care about stumble retard. Oh, Lacey and Marlon
What's up? What's up? What's up, daddy? I don't know the honest with you. Listen, bro
We gotta just think of actual ways. Yo, he actually says you're rejected. What do you guys say?
Like you got to think that here's my thing. You have to have a thing listen. I'm gonna say I've rejected it
I'm gonna set firm
Holy fucking yeah, what are you doing? Are you putting us like boost mode?
Yo, it's not working, but really what's Joe mode? Yeah, try that. It's a safety
My thing is this bro, you're not rejected until you're rejected. You know what that means, bro
He puts the knife on that bitch you take it you put the except and you stamp it you force it
Yeah, you're gonna grab his I'm gonna grab his shit
I'm gonna freeze that right a grab some force it I'm gonna grab his marker and I'm gonna put it on my application
Thank you.
Appreciate it.
Stay calm.
Stay calm.
Don't ask for photo.
Ask who's getting a read-out for Shimmer you.
What?
Okay.
I'm not kidding bro.
Yo, I've never felt this prepared.
Oh shit.
What?
The flags are those.
Someone's showing...
CP1, remember?
Whoa, is that for the World Cup?
The good flags, huh?
The good flags, huh?
The good flags, huh?
Wait, wait, wait.
I see what I did.
That is...
I see USA all the way to the right okay what else I think I see I'm pretty sure
that's I'm pretty sure that's hungry that's that's hungry it's not mixed
What's that one with the blue star in the middle?
Well, that's got a little cool in it.
Wait, Haskella.
Haskella, pah.
No way.
Yeah.
There's a lot of blue stars in it.
It's really black.
Hey, she wants a bigger one.
OK.
I see now.
Yo, why is that?
Come on, baby.
You're something in the chat.
Thank you.
Yo, that's actually like a very, like,
it's sticking to my head right now.
The question is, do I sing that off the bat, yes or no?
Yeah.
Yeah, it's right where you walk in.
But you know what, you know what the gamble is right there?
He could have not.
He could have not right away, but that's the risk you're taking.
Do I do that char or no?
Like, do I go in with that, or do I, is that my, oh?
Like, do I tell him, like, he's going to ask me, like,
what's my talents?
I tell him I can sing.
Well, he's already asked.
I mean, he asked, like, what do you like,
bring to show me you, like, I can sing.
OK, what do you, what if he says, what do you,
what do you do differently than other creators?
And what do you say?
What's up me? I am the creator
Fuck up with this stomach shit. I'm being honest from it. I'm actually gonna get here quick
The question is do I ask to be a professor student or a club?
Club you can be a club owner. No way. Yeah, wait. What's a club? We don't have this week like
Club like this chess club
That's not me right there. You can probably make like sports club. I'm a club. There's basketball club
There's a there's the debate club
Oh my god
I'm so sorry. Oh my god. Oh my god. What did I eat?
Holy shit, man.
Bad for y'all.
Martin is unlocked in Windows!
Fucking dick!
Let's get raiding.
Hi, Z!
No!
Oh, I'm high.
You good, bro?
Yeah.
I'm high.
I'm a- I'm a- I'm a-
Ow!
Ouch!
I'm gonna just search your st-
AHHHHH!
It hurts!
Take a last nap!
Do not be so hard, please, bro.
What type of clubs is there in America?
There's a list of clubs that was on the website that you had to pick from.
Oh really? Yes.
What if I invent a new one?
Hold on!
In the vet.
What?
Kai just typed in my chat.
Yo Ron, pull up ASAP bro.
I'm saving one lucky spot between you, Morlin and Lacy.
No shot!
I'm refining.
I'm refining.
I
Swear to God if we get in there, bro, and there's just that on the table and he says streamer
He's nice. He says streamer. You were that what do you take it? I think they've had that. I'm taking a bet. Yeah, Michael trimmer you
But there no it's a simple answer
I'm gonna take that bro 2026 archive of that. Are you fucking crazy? Are you fucking crazy?
I'm putting that straight on grail.
So you know what I said, Mike, go for like $500,000 in no place.
Wait, do you think all the outfits are gonna be the vet?
Yeah, I hope.
Imagine exclusive for that? That's actually smart.
Dude, that's fucking genius.
I'm nervous, guys.
Well, you know what nervous is?
Nervous is a sign of preparation meets consideration, meaning...
What is that? Fart?
Just don't.
Just, Lacey, whatever you do, bro.
Don't.
Don't do it!
Don't do it!
Okay.
I just texted him for y'all, thank me later.
Oh Tyler line, what are you saying bro?
Who's the epic?
Should I FaceTime epic when we get him?
Yeah, yeah you should actually.
Maybe Epic can give us advice?
Epic can roll in.
Ooh that's hot.
I'm nervous bro.
They actually shut the doors.
So it's cooked.
This is about to-
It's cooked.
Not on this game.
wait when is she the door on? at 12?
the doors are already shut
wait, is that the troll or is it actually shut?
the doors are shut apparently
say oh god it's shut, hold on I gotta go to
see if we can find anyone streaming from outside the movie
they're still an hour and 25 though
not you guys in there
everyone's in there
how's the in there look like?
I think they have someone camp their spot here
We just have Jason over the door. Oh, yeah, right
I can also call cutting up to
Random kid who is this?
I should move it fast. No trouble. No
Are you driving now or is this cyber? No, that's not me. This is
Driven at all. It's Edward driving. Oh, wait, I got a question though. Yeah, how is Edward driving 30 above speed?
Because because you can set it to how much above the speed like on normal roads like family residents
I haven't going 10 above on the highway. I have 20 above
Well black pills over his face
If you shut out a little can you actually shut out a little?
Brutal rep up a road is what face
Just put a picture with us on, nothing else, and so let the comments do the work.
Brutal, bro. They're actually brutal.
I wonder how many people are driving past your industry with you?
Everyone? Everybody.
Alright, actually, how many people do you think are there?
Probably 100,000.
Honestly, bro, I actually don't think more than like 500.
What?
I like 3,000.
3,000? So bro, if we minimize that, I'm sure it's crazy.
Marlin they were 1800 that showed up to a lacy meet and greet bro imagine a kison at one
Bro, this you know that this because that's a mean RTP to the head this shit. There's literally probably 15,000
I told you I I oh my god, I knew it bro. Yeah, just come over on the spot brother. I started seeing us. I was like
Don't don't don't
Kaisi naaaah
oof
Please give me free free
Vee vaaah
Bro she got a ring to it hold on
Why do you get a like
Bro I know the chick, love it man
Shit bro
Oh my god
They're saying turn this shit on
Turn this shit on
Keep singing
Yo Marlon I got a question
Yeah, how come you sniffed your meat in your newest tick tock? Yeah, hold on who am I at least you're a
Well, it's it's a trend if you haven't seen a trend this trend is a sniff your dick. It's a dancer. Yeah
Simple as that man. I would just go out my way to do that
obviously
obvious reasons
Hey, so how come I'd ever seen anybody else do that?
Well, you probably on the wrong for your page you probably have like two two two me and fucking fat that piece of shit
You know, you may make up a trend to sniff your nuts.
I did not.
I don't want to sound buddy.
You got 10 times the order in your 40-bit, or what?
I don't, yeah.
They're actually making good time here.
Yeah, I'm focused here with you right now.
Yeah, he died, though.
Yeah, hold on.
Let me just get this phone, bro.
I'm just getting my edits in, but I can't.
Life is it as it seems.
It's just a dream.
Hold on.
They're going to put you in an edit, bro.
What song is that, bro?
I think I'll put you in an edit man.
What's happening?
What's happening?
See I'll put our biceps up, maybe for a quick edit.
Alright I'm gonna do it, all I gotta do is sit here and y'all get black bars over your face.
Brutal mug.
Just put the frame in the still frame and just put it in the camera.
Someone posted still frame.
Alright, nobody's posting that.
I'll be honest with you.
Kaisina!
Oh shit, oopsies.
Should I get him on one of these maybe?
The nipple peak? Just like a, oh shit.
That's disgusting.
Like, actually disgusting.
The honest thing if you nip them in there, it'll light your city right now.
What do we listen to?
Is this yours?
What am I hearing?
What's that shit?
I'll get accepted into Shimmer University, bro.
Can I ask you a question, bro?
Yeah.
Oh my god, it's my girl.
Oh fuck!
I thought it was Kai, bro.
I've seen the cave, Ross.
Let's go on, baby.
How are you?
Hey.
Make sure you give me the flowers later.
What?
What's my shoe size?
8.
What is your size?
8.
You cough?
It's a 10 baby, it's a 10.
8.
8.
You have a fucking 8 shoe size?
You little baby bitch.
Holy shit.
It's not even that bad.
It's not even that bad.
What?
I don't give a fuck bro, you know why cuz my dick competates for my shoes
So
Yeah, but surely surely when you get hardest no
No
I'm going down that crazy, which is actually like going down by the second yeah
We're actually about how much it's gonna estimate. We're gonna be at 9% here, buddy. Oh, that's what it is
Yeah, so can you so with an electric car? Can you fill gas up? Yeah, it's there's there's a gas compartment for sure actually
I think not it. This is not a kind of murder like an emergency. So like what happens? I let the car get down to 0%
It would just die. No, they won't die. Yeah, no
Wait, so what happens if your car dies and then your app on your phone your phone dies?
Then you're fucked. You're that literally I'm not kidding. That happened to be the first day. I got it
It was it was I was just trapped. What'd you do? I went to a I ended up at a pizza restaurant
And charged it for 30 minutes and then the worker inside let me charge my phone while I ate pizza
You had to eat the pizza, right? Yeah, they said I had to order pizza if I wanted to use charger
Wait, so they just had a charger at the pizza spot?
Well no, so I went to like a charger that was nearby and in the pizza spot the worker had a full charger.
Wait, Brad, we have to do that golf course.
That's the same spot I went to during the subodon.
See, we got it, the same pizza spot.
I think.
See, actually, it could have been. It could have been.
Is Rocket pulling up?
Could have been records.
not going inside we are waiting in the back of the line pull up in a dog
you know let me bring my segue in or no why is that a bad idea carry it down
There's definitely definitely it's their case
I feel like I gotta bring my segue in dude
We could sneak oh my god sneaking into kaisen extra me diversity at video new numbers. Oh my god
I have to sneak in I'm gonna steal that I'm jacking that that's actually exactly like a guy from auto
Wait, they're saying it started
Oh, what is this?
Wait, so that's just like a waiting area?
Wait, so I'm just confused! Did we get lied to?
I thought it was 1pm!
Kai posted on his Instagram story 1pm.
Stupid AC.
Wait, hold up.
No, I'm not.
Hey, if y'all want, I could turn...
If y'all want, I could deadass turn this bitch on Mad Max mode.
Was that just Mad?
Right here, it says Mad Max mode.
Shut up in here. I don't know with that. I'm pretty sure it increases your chance of crashing by 50% when it starts going a lot faster
Fuck would that ever be a step back?
Fuck you let's go on Mad Max mode
There's a city that's called Hurley. Like what?
What in Mad Max mode now?
I don't know. Maybe it's just going a little faster. I'm not sure
Was he like always to let it drive? He never tried himself. Yeah, it's basically like having a driver
So why would you get a fucking car and have a driver?
Because I have to pay a driver you have the same to see
Where's the red yeah someone's got to be here
Oh my god, what if I bring my oh my god, give the segue up for me
No, I should have brought my segue and applied to be that the streamer University mall cop
Why would a university need a wall cop a streamer by the university cop?
I should know what you call to get with him because yes, like that of course right like security guys
Oh, sure me university security that should be me
head of security
Hey, I'm on stream right now. I'm working
You can't even say you have a girlfriend anymore, bro, you have a wife, yeah, you do have a wife, bro, that's crazy
She still don't fucking call me when I'm working, you understand me?
Yeah, let's be honest, bro, let's talk about the real mark. How much was the ring?
He's talking to me
He's exact what was I'll song off stream. I was like, yo, how much is the ring?
He goes yo a man. She'd gift his wife a ring. That's 30% of his income a year. Yes, but he bought her a three million dollar. Yes
Yeah, indeed indeed
Three million dollar fucking ring
I'm not a 3d print line. I got epic making one. Yo, how does he just keep making all that shit?
Yeah, I'm tired of this shit, but he might be steaming when he does like
I've blended stream one time give him a galaxy and he punched the sidewalk
Not even kidding. I give him a galaxy. He's like he's like
Swip the camera just punch the floor
He's actually
My gosh, I wish I had my mall cop outfit
Bro, you can't just have like 50 different cranes.
Hey, I'm like, I'm liking the one right now, like right now.
Oh, I just farted again.
You have 45 seconds, so like, you're kidding, huh?
Right there, do I?
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Yeah.
Oh, boy.
Do you ever fix a segway or no?
No.
No
Yeah, be honest you never hit these evils like always like always no that never hit that one though
You ever hit that or I'll see you
Yo, let me shut up
I'm not giving it up not giving it up. I'm not giving it up. I'm not giving it up
I'm going in there in a segue. I don't know fucking eight minutes away lock in
Guys if you're high right now drop with me
Just trying to see some
Listen we get there
Let's make this about us. I'm just even trying to picture the situation like
Nice not gonna be good here boys. It's actually not and I truly think you might close the line. I think so. Yeah
Honestly
Yeah, do be spoken
What song is that bro
That she was fucking ass
You know, it's crazy. It's Swedish. You just didn't even know that you're a fake sweet. It's not it's the sweetest song
No, it's not it is your a fake sweet. I literally hear it. I'll sweet. It's not sweet. I'll sweet
You don't even speak Swedish like that bar. Yes, I do. It's my first name. I haven't say stable or not. Oh, you look so good today
Uh, I'm not going to say anything.
You actually know Swedish, and you're from Swedish.
That was, I literally spoke it.
Say it again, say it again.
Say, I'm a sexy dude.
Me, me, me, me, me.
Say Stabornado is a sexy dude.
Stabornado is a sexy dude.
Oh, she's sweet, baby.
Yeah, that's what I'm doing.
Stabornado, I'm not going to say anything.
What?
Go bro.
Bro, what?
I'm not going to baray.
Bro, I'm not going to say anything.
I'm not gonna speak no more bro. I said that just hit me. Yo, bro. We waiting for you, bro
He said I'm not starting it till y'all three are here
But I should I call Jason
Guys see
Five minutes wait you have five minutes. Let's go. Let's go. Sure. Are you my resume?
Yeah, this is what day one is. They just
Yeah, I'm hungry. We stop. What are you doing? Why are you hitting the back of my seat?
Oh god, can we get McDonald's or something?
No, actually, can we get something to eat, though?
Can you stop the real drive-thru?
I can eat more than Garcia.
Sure, Angel.
You have time?
Bro, I will make time for you.
I'm so hungry, bro. I can eat Nicholas Fosco.
Oh, I'm so hungry.
I can eat Dylan Klaupersky.
I don't even want to eat your McDonald's.
I don't even want to eat your McDonald's.
True. I was hungry.
Bro, why don't we go to McDonald's
They're crashing that meal and bringing it to them.
Wait, I mean, is it-
Is it fucking LARP?
It's fucking Wendy's that sells that.
No, it's McDonald's.
I had the chicken bone.
No!
Wendy's had the, uh...
It had the Spongebob meal.
It had the Spongebob meal.
Oh, my God!
Are we there yet?
No, stop!
Hit him! I see what I'm driving!
Are we there yet?
I'm trying to focus on the road!
Come on, bro, get us there.
Get us there, bro.
Get us-
Ow!
Dude, imagine six hour like long, light approach with us boys.
Could you drive any slower? What do you want me to do? What do you want me to do?
Well you're not even driving, how does it go on the left lane?
Yo, they do these shit, talk the fucking hunk of metal a little bit faster.
Yo!
I got nothing to knock on.
Yo, I'm actually hungry dude.
Well, I'm hungry, I'm Ron.
Guys, eat mad!
Are you an idiot?
Yo, bro, I'm trying to eat.
Who the fuck are you eating?
Yeah, we're gonna be there in 10 minutes, right?
They actually called me๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ.
I'm gonna be there in 10 minutes, right?
Alright then.
W.Jayson W.Jayson W.Jayson.
W.Jayson W.Jayson, W.Jayson.
W.Jayson Thank you.
Wow.
Okay, now this is what we do.
Let's turn this into a money play, yeah?
He's gonna open the door.
Let's tell a big line to form.
We need 10 dollars to go through.
Hey boys, a little bit of a strategy.
We're side hustle, side hustle boys.
Okay?
Okay, I'll do that's my style.
Are we there yet bro? Come on bro, come on!
Get us there! Get us there! Get us there!
Get us there! Get us there! Get us there!
I'M TRYING TO FUCKING DRY!
I'm not even driving the car, it's driving itself!
Why does that song? Why do I see a girl naked?
You're a coward.
No fucking way.
Yo, shit's married.
Wait, since when do you listen to games?
Huh? This is my shit right here, bro.
Yo, what is this playlist?
It's my shit.
You know what you don't know what it is?
This is German!
Yo I got a question.
Yep.
You're saying Jason's phone died?
Sunbrerah.
Wait.
You're saying Jason's phone died?
Jail ass.
No.
I bet.
No I bet.
I bet.
I bet.
No I'm a jacket.
No I'm a jacket.
No I'm a jacket.
German one Germany hold the fucking leases down wait who are they playing
they're playing just garbage seven one ladies I told you bro who's Germany
playing they're playing all I caught us cows oh they have no money no Germany's
good to Germany Germany has really good players I name one
um name one bro hey maybe we'll swim in the pool later dude I thought every day
Yeah, I'm gonna be real with you, bro.
We are five minutes away and we don't even have a game plan.
The doors are shut, boys.
Lookalike, the doors are shut as fuck.
I was just looking, I was just going to the University and there's just like
so many people still just standing outside just in a club.
Like thousands?
It looks like a lot of our guys don't have a club plan.
Wait, what if we turn this off?
It's our actual plan, like no trouble.
We gotta shoot it, we have to shoot it.
We have to shoot it because you guys are fucking...
They're gonna hate farmers on turn say streamers big streamers try to shut on smaller shit like bro
Just get this week ready oxy
Get the L rods in the chapter. Fuck you put on what if we turn the song into an EDM song
No, come on bro get us faster there
Wow
Bro
Seriously, you ever like do a presentation in like high school, but like right before you have like a boner
You can't stand up like what if I get a boner right before I see him I gotta do the talk method
I never got boners in wait. I took up. I took up
I would always jerk off in school
Like I'll go to the bathroom to get a little water. I might even go to the salon rub one out
I would never.
Why you wanted that?
I just get to see what shit's right.
I always go to school so I don't get rashed after.
I'm not gonna lie, just rockin' out.
Oh, with nothing?
That would tell you guys the nurse story or no?
No, it's a classic story.
Wait, what?
So I ate hot cheetos every single day from school.
That was my meal.
Oh, that was the shit?
And one time.
Are you banned from school?
No, no, I was actually pretty skinny.
One time, I had a joke that I said,
and all of a sudden I had to shit,
and obviously you're not going to the stall.
Of course not.
You're going to the nurse's office.
You're going to the nurse's office to let out a shit,
It was straight just red-dyed poop like my whole ass full of blood
I said yeah, what probably the nurse had to kick me out almost because there's an autistic kid like begging to get into the bathroom
It was like the special, you know like the hand cap was the same
Yeah, I said I had the hand cap on it
Like if he was begging, what was he saying?
What?
Nah, it's just
He was trying to see me going to the room in a ring
Listen bro, let's just say man, he was
He was the same one
Yeah, he was really the same one
He's a true story by the way, really
So he bangs on the door and then I told him no, I told him no, I said no to it, what did he say?
I said I'm taking this shit, I'm sorry.
What did he say when he banged on the door?
That's what I'm trying to figure out.
Like did he say like, oh let me in the bathroom and what did he say?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, let's get out and stand up.
Make a blamarn, black bars overseas and say Nike fucker.
Where you going, Mark?
Oh, I don't fuck with that shit, bro.
Oh, you don't?
Oh, yeah, that's good.
You don't fuck with people who are sped, uh, especially me?
I bought it so-
You don't fucking trust me, it's over.
I don't fucking- I just don't fucking-
Jokes out of shit, bro.
I'll be honest with you, bro.
Well, he was telling you to steal all the jokes.
Yeah, not as much.
What the fuck is this?
Why is he screaming raw?
What the fuck?
Is he like-
How do they know it's me?
I'm like, Clanker Mogges!
I mean, you're-
Bro, you should be kind to shit.
I'll be honest with you, bro.
Can we get a WM on him with the heart of the bandage?
Oh my God.
I need that right now.
Bro, if you look so right,
kind of looks like we're in an Amazon forest.
Okay, let's take a forest from Thanos.
Oh my god, man.
No, no, no, no, look at that for a minute.
Yeah, I was gonna really just come out of there, bro.
What are you getting?
So who would y'all compare us to?
Mike will be Jordan.
Us three?
All right, fucking three Stooges, Ed Eddumeddy.
Fuck me, dad.
What am I like?
I'm in the oxygen mission.
It's ball to block my motor.
There you go.
I'm real tall.
Actually, I'm like, there is security.
It's on Jason's ass now because he tried to open the door for us.
Oh, damn.
I like to talk when they know that.
Chad's saying it.
Oh, damn.
We'll be honest with you, bro.
There's...
There's a world of voice where we get there, and we get kicked out instantly.
Yeah, yeah, there is.
Hey, then you know what the worst part is? There's a two-hour drive back voice.
Voice.
Yeah, that ass.
I'm not tripping, bro. I got Playboy Cardi tonight.
Wait, we have trains in LA?
Wait, we have trains in LA.
Oh, shit.
Well, yeah, cuz think about the GTA cutscene when we went on a train.
Is that here?
That might be an actual spot.
I'll try to tell you more.
Yeah.
Everyone's gonna be singing the song.
No, they are.
Yo, if we get a nice day, we go home and put some work in the studio, make it a song.
Yeah, I know. I know. I just said something right there.
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know.
Who could make music when they go?
I'll give you music.
I know, we need a producer.
Who could produce?
Yeah, that's true.
What's wrong?
Are you?
What is it?
What is it?
What do you guys think of shit?
Oh, gosh, man.
Wow.
I actually think I'm gonna have Salmonella.
I don't know what that is.
Oh, my gosh, man.
I'm not selling.
Yeah, I ate a salad last night.
The first salad I ever made.
Oh
He did the did the lip thing
Someone called you didn't I did not do the lip thing bro. Oh my god if Kai rejects you just oh sit the lip
I was the lip thing. Oh my god. He doesn't think I didn't know what he was like
You know what is that for just do it bro come on
I don't I thought a thing that I could just do which is it's like it's a fake man
He goes
Oh, it's a fake man. No, it's not a fake man
You know
What if Kyra Jax me I just shit my pants
How old you get
What do you mean, Mark?
What?
I'm just saying, like, bro, let's be honest, nobody...
Finish your sentence.
What are you about to say?
I was going to say, obviously, there shouldn't be an under-18 at a university.
You know what I'm saying?
Because that's just like, bro, come on now.
That should be like a high school, isn't it?
Yeah, like, why can't we get police escorts nowadays?
Two minutes away, bro.
way bro we're two minutes away
hi I see the hard part is you're here to help us find parking yeah that's what
I'm a little worried about is I don't know park anywhere but you know I think
they're not going to tow this yeah but honestly just pull up we hop out like when
it fucking starts and it's so we walk in so we fuck here's just cut the whole line
yeah say fuck you walk to the front yeah but put this fucking on sweater
then we'll carry this man I'll someone make an edit bro yeah cut cut
Yoxic Noxic Beer Bowl, Scoobler, Brian, uh, just cut this part, yeah.
Cut this part.
I'm more than just say, fuck all the small streamers or whatever.
I'm not, I'm gonna get cut.
Cut that part and I'm gonna, yeah.
Yeah, I'm not.
I'm not.
Here we go.
What you said?
Oh, you got service.
Uh.
Wait, so, like, Jason must have actually did that, though.
What?
Cut the line!
I don't give a fuck!
I'm going to use my luck!
Hopefully I can get me suck!
What?
Oh my god.
Bro, please.
Bro, please.
Bro, please.
Bro, please.
Bro, please.
Bro.
I'm getting shitty over here. I'm dead, I'm getting shitty.
I'm bad, yo.
That's cool, bro. Just keep doing it.
It's actually quite amazing.
You think they got bathrooms at this other university?
Oh my god, that's a good excuse to get in.
Oh my god, so you have to shit really badly.
I have to run in there.
I have to sell my nails in there.
And then Kevin's going to slam me on the concrete.
But honestly, you don't even want a shit in there to stall.
It's just like high school, you know what I'm saying?
No, but that's where you gotta go to the girl's bathroom.
That's where it is.
It's like the mixed bathroom.
Well, you did that nicely.
No, you ever do like the family changing bathroom?
You don't talk about it?
Oh, yeah.
That's where I go.
Or the disabled bathroom.
Or like the baby diaper one.
I can tell you.
Yeah.
They gave me one bathroom.
Thanks.
And you go in.
Everyone knows it's a classic move.
Girls and guys know this.
Bro, nobody goes to the main stalls.
You go to the stall that is for families or for handicapped people.
That used to be quick.
I'm looking at a bug.
I do that everywhere.
Like airports too.
Like fucking like malls and stuff.
All this shit nobody listens to the rules bro rules are meant to be dead
We get a model with a bandage in the heart chat
And you get a sweet in W tonight
I'm not kidding. We're literally like actually about to be here now. Now. The nerves are kicking in
There's a desk taking in bruh. What do you all for the nerves dummy like by the ball side of my I feel I feel in my
That's your cholesterol. Yeah, I think
Oh, shit.
Yo, this could be either a disaster or a fucking massive class.
Bro, as long as one of us gets accepted today, we're good.
Alright, so...
No, that's not true.
I'm not gonna lie.
If you guys got accepted over...
You'll be hot.
We all gotta get accepted.
Is either we all get accepted or none of us are going?
Facts.
Facts.
Like, if you get accepted, you're more...
Or not...
Facts.
I'm not gonna be happy for you.
I'm gonna get a buck.
Yeah.
I
What if you get accepted you get that acceptance like they were really high we'll be high
I'm not gonna frame it. Hey, just make sure we all frame it together, bro. Yeah, you got a frame
From that should I walk in there and kind of like y'all they see you don't even got to give me a speech you're accepted stamps it
I'm literally getting typed in my chat. They're saying Kaisenad is waiting for you.
I mean bro, it's like, it's just like, we kinda have to get it there, you know what I'm saying?
Stop it!
Please stop. I love it, God.
How are you just the fartiest?
Uh, I mean because I ate tacos last night after eating chicken that I cooked.
You cooked an age old chicken?
Yes
We're here we're here
Holy fuck fuck everybody holds in the chat. We're about to be here
I'm actually nervous by the guy has this shit's not dead as nervous
I don't think we should do it.
Oh my, let's do it.
Oh, you're on McDonald's.
Should we stop?
No.
We can't.
No, we can't.
Bro, are we going away back maybe?
Maybe get a little World Cup cup.
Oh.
World Cup!
Everybody jump.
You know what's going on?
Let's keep my mouth shut.
I thought it was parking in my segway out the truck.
Bro, you gotta pick your poison, dude.
No, I think I'm going in there.
Do I apply to be a student, or do I go in there
and tell them I want to be security here or something?
Go in there and just like, be yourself.
Bro, yeah, honestly, bro.
Chad what do I do? Which one do I do?
Have like a reason to like make him shake your head in for sure for the fucking seconds.
Yeah bro, that's actually good.
You know what I'm saying?
Dude I'm actually crying.
Oh my god, what if I tell him that all the revenue from my streams during university, I'll donate to charity.
Ah, I mean that's kind of why.
That's some bullshit, you know I do the dog stuff.
I want to be a, oh my god I want to be a home monitor.
There you go, there's a child on the road.
Oh my god.
Oh fuck yo, Lord.
Dude, it's not real you anymore, Lord.
I wanna be Hall Security.
Yo, like...
Oh my god, we're here, bro.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, it's time.
Oh my god, it's time.
Oh my god.
Dude.
I'm nervous as fuck.
What do we do?
I don't wanna do it anymore, I'm scared.
Yo, can my kaisen at this building right now?
Oh my god, I'm at heart.
guys I'm nervous bro I don't want to do this anymore
where's your nose bro steak hot what else is there
oh segue in the back it's all good chat
it's my segue in the back oh wait look this way she's now when I should start
trying to find parking
I mean I think it's a little too far I'm on hold all these
No, how about you just drop me and I'm off and we'll look for a break.
Honestly bro, hey, hold your spot in the line.
What do you want?
I think you should, uh, go all the way to the spot, all the way to the spot, all the
way to the spot.
You should go to the drive-in.
It's a whole college.
It's a long walk, I'm not gonna lie.
Or, yeah, or just hire me.
Wait, so this college is like...
I've never been to college, I don't know.
I see a Lamborghini.
That's a couple of matters.
No, this one's by McLean, I think.
I think that's an RS-47 258.
Oh, this one's by 1064.
So many people here. Oh my God.
Oh my God, there's so many cars.
I think we parked here. Yeah, did we go right?
Yeah, it looks like everybody else parked here.
Does he get this parking here?
No, parking in front of this kid with the Cybertruck right here.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm nervous. I'm God, I'm nervous.
Schumer University Auditions.
Oh my God, holy shit.
Holy shit balls. We're actually here literally actually says that
I mean
What is this?
Oh no!
Oh my god.
Hold on!
It's a scene of life.
What's up bro?
We got him with report.
Hold on!
It's eating like disabled.
What does she want?
What's wrong with her?
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh my god, I wish I could stream this show my my
You're accepted into streamer University
I want you when I was in the interior yo when I had like a hundred gigabytes of internet about yo yo, there's no fucking
No, okay, she said wait for her right here. Is that cool?
Wait, you're you're you say you you do slip in Nigeria. Yeah, yeah, I move here like two years
Okay, I'm sorry. I'm fanboying but bro
honestly, bro
Yo, I'm gonna see yo
Right there
Wait, but I gotta get the same way out
Why are you saying bro? Yo, what's good?
You hear me
Yeah, we're parking right now about to open the door, bro.
Oh, easy.
I know.
Yes, W. Marlin, fucking... Yeah, nice.
Let's fucking do it!
Let's make today about us, okay?
I need you on your A-game today.
Let's fucking do it!
Let's fucking do this shit!
Everybody fucking go!
Let's fucking do this, not us.
Stay with you! We're here! We're here!
Lacey! Oh my god!
What's up, brother?
Yeah.
Yo, what?
What?
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
How you doin'?
Put it on!
Put it on!
What the fuck are you talking about?
Sir, how you doin'?
Sir, how you doin'?
Here you go.
Here you go.
How you doin'?
Oh, I'm sure you're good.
How you doin'?
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
Say what's up, you're saying what's all my friend talk about.
Bumblecloth!
Yo, where's Marlon?
Right here.
Ready?
Oh, no, how do we get to the spot because you guys know where the line is
Big guys get right there with a security guard. I'll see him. I see him. Yeah, we put up
Yeah, wait it we are here. We're here. Don't worry about it. Oh
Oh man what is going on?
What's up Ronaldo?
How you doing bro?
Seven million likes!
Seven hundred million
We gonna show you?
I'm moving
We're late boys
I mean first baby late to class
Not a good show
I'm probably like 5'8 on a good day
I know I know
I'm moving
I'm moving don't worry
I
Every angle no opening Twitter for fun walk in
Let's make today about us boys.
Help me lift this.
You're on your own.
Help him, help him, help him, help him, help him, help him.
Thank you bro.
That's the door, that's the door.
Yeah, of course, of course.
I'm out of here.
Yeah, yeah.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
End them.
Guys, please make a line.
Make a line, please.
What's up?
Lacey, come on!
Get out of the way!
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
I can't breathe.
I like that, I like that, I like that.
I like that.
What's up?
What are you doing with the tuition?
Hey, boys.
Oh, my God, Ron.
Ron?
The line starts all the way back at fucking most people.
So where's your connect deck?
All right guys, come on okay, yoxic noxic fear bucks. We're on here. Make a tweet. Okay, wait
So you just want to skip all the streamers that are bigger. Yeah, we got connected. I'm saying awesome
Yeah, so you're just gonna say fuck the line because you're bigger than that never. Oh my god, never
We look like the fucking Avengers
What's up to the line?
Y'all!
Alright, how did we get in here?
Time to hop in on, boys.
First, let's just...
Let's scout the area.
Should we scout the area? Let's scout it out first.
Let's scout it out first.
How you doing?
What's up, boys?
What's up, boys?
Listen, bro.
Stay locked.
Yeah bro.
It's so high up, you all good?
It's good.
It's Seedal, man.
How you guys doing?
I'm doing a sign, yeah?
Two.
My boy, Lacey.
It's two.
Lacey, baby.
Hey, Mom.
What's good?
What's good?
I'm running.
I'm running.
Yo, this is a movie!
You guys just dream of you in a movie!
Yeah!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Give him a shot, give him a shot.
What's up boys?
Hold up, hold up, hold up.
What's up boys?
What's up?
Get him, get him, get him.
What's up, buddy?
All right, all right, all right, holy shit.
Now, I've never seen so many cameras in my life.
No, what?
Suck my dick. Suck my balls.
Holy shit.
I bet, I need three by that, I need three by that.
Oh, that's good.
Who wants to death?
Death!
Who's the best for you?
Debbie Kinect, your chef.
I'm out of here.
What the f***?
Barley! Barley!
Barley!
Jason Lee
Fucking death oh what the fuck on deck? Oh fucking deck tone island breeze
Dude, you're gonna get in bro. I have faith.
Hey, wait, are you a fucking?
You're a w-fucking-
Yo, what's up?
How you been a bad job, bro?
I mean, I'm not heated right now.
What, I'm a-
How you gonna get rocketed?
Are you good questions?
Well, I smell so bad.
Well, it's a great thing you got a tone in there.
Oh, yeah, everyone, we gotta go inside.
Yep.
All right, peace.
Money, good, good, good, good.
Thank you.
Let's go.
Thank you, Ron.
I actually hit it enough.
This is not Indian actually.
This is crazy.
This is the greatest of beautiful retinas.
This is the greatest of beautiful retinas.
You might not like it.
Oh, good, baby.
Where do I go?
Wait, we can go that way.
Barley!
Barley!
How are you doing, bro?
Can I ask you a question?
Hold on, we got to move, we got to move.
What's up, bro? What's up, man?
How are you guys doing?
We got to go to the room, bro.
Thank you, bro. Thank you, bro.
We got to go back out.
I got to go back out. They just told me to go.
Lace?
Yep.
They did not say I have to go another way because it's going to get too crazy.
Oh, we're just checking for some ocean men.
Oh, hi.
I need to ask you something.
Wait a minute!
Oh, my God.
I got it.
I got it.
We got the primal setting.
Oh.
Hey, hey.
We're back again.
How you doing?
How you doing?
Are you good?
Good.
Oh, baby.
Is it?
Yeah, wait.
Is the hash on the corner?
Yeah, yeah.
Why is hash...
Why is it like that?
You can see from...
Okay.
Okay.
Ah!
Wait, wait, wait.
We need to get the Connie edit.
You know what I'm talking about?
When they...
I got you, got you, got you, got you, got you.
You actually know how to do it?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know what's going on.
They're gonna probably...
You like that, right?
I got you. I got you.
Isn't that good?
You do this shit, yeah?
I'm gonna get you a chair.
You fucking got him.
Oh, no.
I'm saying, you're recording.
You're nothing, dude.
You hear that shit?
It's good?
It's not gonna be nothing, yeah?
It's all right now.
It happens to be not happening, yeah?
Mar, your shit good?
Yeah, yeah, Mar, she's straight.
Chad, Mar, I think she's getting it right now.
Oh, yeah.
You guys need a hot spot?
Hot spot?
I'll be in the shade, ready?
All right, hold on.
Mar, this for you, ready?
OK, let me hear a song.
A-B-C-D-E.
A-B-C-D-E.
What's wrong with my new tone?
I got you, I got you, ready?
Yes.
Yes.
I can play any story I want.
I'm locked bro. I'm locked. Internet, you gotta check in the back. It's my shit, it's
Actually, I'm locked bro. I'm locked
Internet you gotta check in the back. I came and see the chat
Oh, it's bad
Respect streamer University breath respected
I'm going to get a cold bed.
Good.
They're saying it's big good.
So it was good the whole time?
It was good the whole time?
Alright, we'll try that.
I wish I had a water.
Hey, what are you talking about?
Whoa!
Thank you, brother.
I thought it was strange, brother.
Thank you.
Whoa.
Wait, did you guys take your pass too?
No, we don't know.
We don't know.
Are you serious?
We're talking about this.
Oh, we have to talk.
Oh, I got to talk.
Yo, so where's the big KC1.1 million?
Is he in the bin?
Good boy.
How y'all doing?
How you doing, brother?
Thanks, brother.
What's up, brother?
How you doing, man?
How are you?
Hey, good, good, good.
Hey, congrats.
You actually, like, are you a counselor now?
Yeah, I do, brother.
I just want you to know, I want you to thank you for keeping us safe and I don't have a warrant.
I don't have any warrants, I don't have anything illegal on me.
Thank you.
Were you trying to move a 12?
That's my fault.
Was that not why you came here?
No, bro.
He's not even supposed to be out of school.
Is your chrome hearts wallet too heavy?
Not yet, what the hell are you doing?
Hey!
I told you not to bring it up, bro, what the fuck?
Wow, chrome hearts, yeah?
You're gonna pay for my fucking things?
What happened here?
Wait, can you put me to edit?
No, no!
No, no, no!
No!
I love you to death kid, I heard you drinking, I seen the clip where you were in the front
night.
Oh, I'm allowed to, he's a corpore.
Oh god.
I'm gonna be like yo Kai.
Oh shit.
Yeah, I don't say anything.
I'm a special ASMR.
You need a camera?
You need a camera?
I don't have a problem with you.
I'm not gonna be.
He's gonna be.
He's gonna be.
He's gonna be.
He's gonna be.
He's gonna be.
He's gonna be.
He's gonna be.
He's gonna be.
He's gonna be.
He's gonna be.
He's gonna be.
He's giving you, he's giving you.
He's giving you.
Oh yeah, he is.
Even though he's a little taller.
How are you feeling?
Bro, honestly, I was nervous before, but now I feel good.
Oh, good.
I feel great right now.
I feel great right now.
Why are you nervous though?
I'm not nervous.
I'm just waiting, bro.
I'm waiting, bro.
I'm waiting, bro.
I'm waiting for the time to be here.
Time is now.
Simple as that.
I'm waiting.
It's the time he's now, bro.
I'm nervous.
Don't know.
Especially?
What's up?
I'm not nervous.
I've never felt better in my life.
Bro?
I thought it was the best thing I've ever seen.
You're right.
Same, bro.
I know what I'm saying, bro.
Should we just go outside and make everyone think Kai's here
or something like that?
I don't know.
I don't know.
We could have been in the middle of the city.
He starts at 1,000?
That's 30 minutes.
I don't know.
He starts at 1,000,000, right?
Can it keep you out of me?
It's 1.1 million in the building?
All right.
Yeah, sir.
I'll call it 1.1.
What are you doing?
No, cuz he got 1.1 million subs or something.
Wow.
Wow.
They call me 29.
29.
29.
29.
29.
29.
29.
29.
29.
29.
29.
29.
29.
29.
29.
29.
29.
29.
29.
29.
29.
29.
29.
29.
I got a personal call from him.
I get played in no fucking groups.
Yeah, exactly.
Cah, it's D9.
It was D's, give me, free me back.
That's tough.
That's my shit.
That's your little shit.
It's my shit.
You're going to get a call from me.
You're going to get a call from me.
You're going to get a call from me.
You're going to get a call from me.
You're going to get a call from me.
Hey, we want all of that all 20
Here
I see
Please
Okay!
Nice guys, going through these guys.
No way!
Holy revert!
Hi!
Hi!
Oh, I only got to fuck up here, yeah.
Hi!
Oh!
Oops!
Let's go.
Nope.
Sorry, he's retorted.
Thank you guys.
Do you want to sip a little cold water?
You got to sing it with us.
Okay!
Cry seem now
Please give me free feedback
Yeah, I'm going to ask her how old are you?
I'm 23.
10 years old.
No, you're okay.
That means you're a lot younger.
It gets bad when you're 25.
Okay, yeah.
No, no, you're a valet.
How old are you?
19.
Really?
I love you to death, Kevin.
That's young.
Really?
Yeah.
It's a jelly, it's a jelly.
You need to learn.
Listen, listen.
More of the...
You need to press.
Getting better.
When you go into that, like...
It's like a slow reaper.
I don't know how to do it.
Don't give me Maxi.
I can do that too.
What's Tyler? Are you going to tell Kai you got it?
Wow. Okay.
So what's your game like?
I honestly don't have any game.
Okay, I do what I do.
For you to tell, you do better.
So what do you do it?
Okay.
I'll count on Kai so I can go.
Okay.
Hey, hey, hey!
What's up, what's up?
Now I'm fucking rocking you sir right now.
You're right, I can beat you with fucking sir right now.
Don't mind the silver surfer.
The silver stuff.
Haha.
Bro, okay, what are you going to talk about now, bro?
Causing luck.
Please give me free V-Bike.
Your breath isn't bad.
Thank you, bro. Love you to death, kid.
That's all right. Hey, listen.
When you go to catch your hat, you're going to want to do this.
You're going to be like, okay, you're going to be like,
Hey, Causing Luck. Hey, hey, W on the next.
Because he's a New Yorker.
You mentioned the nicks?
mentioned...
That was good.
Good.
Bet, nicks, and...
What else did he like?
30?
Get it off my ass!
Hurry!
You're a bum.
What's the door?
I'm fucking you.
Oh shit.
Where's your fucking...
What's up, bro?
Hey, shut up.
What did he say?
Cory, I see you.
What's on you, man?
I'm not a bitch.
He hasn't been the same ever since he cooked the birds.
Oh, it's the end move.
I'm scared.
I'm scared.
I'm scared.
Oh, shit.
I'm a liar.
I'm a liar.
Okay, that's two-step verification.
Oh, my God.
Obviously.
Yo.
Yo.
Let me get back.
Let me get back.
I need to get back.
I'll do a bad face and do a good face.
Back off.
Back off.
I
Got one point one
God
He matters shit that huh
Goal!
Get a break!
Let's go!
Come here, let's go.
Come on.
Come on, let's go.
I'm gonna just appreciate him.
Don't say anything.
Come on, come on.
Come on.
You dig the hole!
You dig the hole!
Come on!
Sub your note, right?
Huh? Sub your note?
Do you want to hear some shit or no? Do you want to hear some shit or no?
Sure, bro.
A, B, T, B.
Alright, I got you, ready?
Sounds like shit.
Put your ass up before I facefuck you.
What?
Oh yeah, let's do it, bro.
Alright, who am I here with?
Just taking one auto.
What are you auditioning at?
Oh shit.
Kaisina! Please give me free beer!
Where you going for a student or a teacher?
All of it.
All of it?
Oh, what are you going to do with your audition?
Yes.
What makes you different than every other applicant?
What makes me different?
What makes me shorter than everyone else?
I don't know, what?
I really got much talent, but I'm just going to go in there and just be an option.
Well, performing class?
I am the clicker.
You are the clicker.
You think you're going to accept it?
If he wasn't invited, don't ask to go.
And last question, what do you do if you don't get accepted?
Hey, five forever's out now.
Thank you, Ron.
Can I get you to wear that Kanye?
What?
Say it about it bro.
You look good.
I can tell the six by coming in.
Yeah.
You look in there bro.
Hey boys.
You look good bro.
You're actually looking built.
I need to find Marie.
Bro, I'm stuck in here.
I want to go interact with the kids.
Hey!
Why are you going today with me?
No, no, no, no, no, no!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Go step on that fucking scale.
No!
It's fucking stupid.
It's fucking stupid.
How much is that?
I'm not 300 pounds.
What?
You got good accent!
What?
155?
I can be at the door, I can be at the door.
I've got no bit ray, bro.
You have no beer right?
You have no beer right?
You have no beer right?
So actually like, are you Indian or not?
Cause I'm Indian, I don't talk to you in the language.
I'm not Indian.
Really?
No.
Okay.
I got to be a rocker with it.
I speak Indian.
Okay.
Italian?
I have Italian, white.
White?
Um, no.
Okay.
White money.
I lost.
I lost.
I lost.
I lost.
I lost.
I lost.
Why are you mounting me?
Next to him, I see him through here.
Who gets more holes?
We got a girlfriend.
What are you doing?
I forgot.
I want him to go for a date with me.
I don't know what it is.
You're asking for me?
Should I have AB through the thing?
No.
I'm going to hire someone.
Are we good bro? We need to mark our turns.
She's here.
I'm trying to find something to talk to you about, so I can get out of here inside.
You don't know how I feel about my son.
I don't know.
I'm always going to stick his foot out.
No.
Uh, everyone, bro.
Okay.
I'm not going to do anything.
I'm not going to do anything.
Yeah, you know.
I'm not going to do anything.
Can you take a picture?
I just got to get out of here.
I just got to get out of here.
I got to get out of here.
I got to get out of here.
I got to get out of here.
I got out of here.
I
Want now we're sucking her up how can we make us we tell everyone to get in the circle we play tough tough goose
How's it been really good? I can't even read my own chatter. Chatter. We good. I can't read it
We see I can't remember
I was doing security for you. I shouldn't have hurt you.
No, you won't hurt me. I told you to stop following me. You can't follow me.
No, base told me to... No. No? No.
Fuck my bad, dude. I'm so sorry. I'm really apologize. I'm sorry.
He was following me, get me around like a whole apartment.
I was like, what do I know about him?
I mean, I'm sure he's a good dude, but like...
You see him? You see him?
Alright, best. He's going to guide you through me, okay?
Wait, is this a scale?
Yeah, you're...
Don't do it! Don't do it!
Don't do it!
Why?
Don't do it.
Wait, so is everything your height? Is that what it is?
Well, you put it in the weight, and then it tries to lift it.
Like, look, it's like...
You see how it's all the way to the right?
What does that mean?
It's like a 156.
Oh, hey, Rocky.
Come on, let's go.
Wait.
I'm about 152.
Oh, I took my lab mix.
Oh, it's playing right.
Tonight he's going.
All right, ready?
It's over next.
Oh, wait.
Hold on, y'all.
Wait, hold on, now.
No chance.
I'll get 200.
Come on, man.
About 190?
About 190?
I got 200.
About 190?
That's like 200.
This is why he was a little late.
He got up and said, look at the fucking markers.
As you can see, he had imported them.
He's the first...
Ah!
Important stuff.
Woo!
He got a lot to say.
Like, I'm dead ass handsome.
Should we be a popular loner?
Should we just like chill and wait for people to come to us?
Oh shit!
So what now? We gotta wait. Oh shit!
Jack, can you guys give me a photo maybe?
What?
What? What?
My fucking I mean acoustic because I want to see the guitar
No, baby, what's going on?
I'm just waiting it's almost one o'clock, bro. I need to read your chatter
They're saying all good, wait the whole time it's been perfect, let's walk around, yeah?
So this whole time it's perfect, still good?
Yeah.
I hope I can get the show back to the best head of the show.
Hey! Hold on!
Yeah? Go ahead.
It's a bug, bro! I forgot my powers.
Growing up, I was like a super Asian.
So I had all the powers in it.
Hey, that last one, isn't she out, bro?
What's she saying?
It's not a run, it's a sunny day.
In Korea, the people you have in the back are Korean, you know.
It's nice to meet you, you know?
Hello, I'm from Fuguchi.
Oh, hello.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
I don't know what he said.
I don't know what he said.
Thank you.
What did you say?
Don't rob me, I have a gun.
What is it?
Okay.
That's a good answer.
What's your favorite?
Can we do a tiktok?
Pass the phone.
Just click it and there you go.
Jason went, Brigham went.
Jason went.
Yugi went.
I'm passing the phone to someone who's got a fat ass.
Pass it to him.
Not a fatter ass.
How's it going?
Run here!
Are you feeling it bro?
Really?
No I'm good at it.
See you later.
I feel good.
What if I was caught?
You gonna say what's good bro?
It's my friend.
You gonna say it again?
Say sorry.
Who's calling my phone?
Hello?
What's up?
Yes, you want me to do the red carpet for streamer words?
I'm gonna make sure you don't get unless you give me unless you give me the red carpet
Let me know right now
Okay, easy. Okay. I'm gonna text them right now. You're gonna get you in. Are you here?
What's going on, I don't know to be honest with you. It's only my first day here
I have a girlfriend I don't want to be you I'm not breaking up with you so
I think you should come to Schumer University we should give out cupcakes
to everybody I'm actually in the move for a cupcake right now
Yeah, come out
Yo, what you got no bit right
Everyone here's a crook we have it right now. We have it right with the only ones in here
I want to go in here and sit like a good little student roll
Unfollowed myself
I want to fucking go in
Seriously more why is that the janitor?
Oh my god, I'm gonna make my debut again. Did somebody say they need a song
Come on.
Hold on now.
Oh.
You're gonna get a nose out of a plate.
God, it smells like mad.
Alright, alright, first place.
Learn the proper way.
Yes, no doubt.
You're a macho energy guy.
You got about that.
You got about that.
Loud, loud, loud, loud.
Loud, loud, loud.
Hold on this part, huh?
It's an emotional.
Are you a popular loner?
What's going on, bro?
I'm not.
I'm just chilling.
All right.
Bro, at Screamer, at Screamer, you know one can be alone.
We all are united, OK?
So if you need a friend or you need someone to be around, bro,
you let me know, bro.
Because that's what the school needs to be.
It's all about passion.
It's all about being together.
I'm just, I'm just, I'm just...
It'll be whatever I can be.
I'm God's, I'm God's willing.
That's good.
Somebody put that side of the guy's seat.
I don't, you'll make it.
That ass.
Weed.
I feel good like what do you think the first thing he's gonna say when I walk in the room?
or accepted. Wow Ron, I missed you. Ron, what's good?
Oh, don't worry about it.
Holy shit, this is the box zone right there guys.
I'm sorry, can we get him out of here or what?
Hey, get out of here, bro.
Wait, Kai just texted me.
He said, yo bro, just want to say I'm looking forward.
I'm looking forward to your application right now, bro.
I'm super fucking hype comes to my office immediately. You're the first person. I'm gonna choose
You guys know 1.1 million here yet
What a market!
What a market!
What a market!
Matter machine!
Wait, what's the matter with me?
Oh, who am I just on?
Wait, where you going, bro?
Wait guys, don't be weird bro.
What's going on bro, how much longer are you going to be here?
Like 12 minutes?
Kai just hit me again.
Bro, what are you doing?
I said come to my office.
You're literally going to be the first person to get accepted to StreamerU.
I miss you so much, stable Renaud.
I've been watching since 2023.
Yo, why is Kai texting me just now?
She's excited to see me or no
Yo, Mark
Yeah, bro
That's what you do to me, right?
What do you think the meme of the year is?
Oh, I think it's that German guy.
German's got a gun.
That was licensed by...
What's your favorite meme?
Favorite meme?
Yeah.
Yeah, you put me on the spot.
Great, great, great.
What the fuck is up with you?
What the fuck is up with you?
What the fuck is up with you?
Is this what's gonna get accepted us into the streamer universe?
Oh my god.
You can do it kid.
You're 40 bro.
That was a mogul.
This is what the content is.
What would I get accepted in for then?
I thought it was a bomb off.
Lacey, show me backflip.
No, no, no, don't feel excluded, bro. Listen, no one should feel excluded.
That included me noticing my name here.
Oh, oh, it don't matter, bro.
This is the only thing that has a bit of clicks here.
This is what they talk about TikTok
and I feel it in person.
You feel it?
Yeah, they're all clicky here.
Yeah, no, bro.
But listen, you think I'm a WDL, yeah?
Because I came over, comforted you.
Yeah, you checked up on me.
Yeah, bro, I checked up on you, dude.
Yeah, that's good.
You feel better now that's the same where
another hell is you?
Yeah.
All right.
We got it.
We got it.
Oh, well, that's it.
That's it.
Oh, I got my shit.
No, no, no, the Porsche, the Porsche!
I'm trying to get in.
I don't eat the Porsche.
Wow, wow.
See, good.
So, I got that for a light weight.
Did anyone clip it?
Did we get it?
I had to do it.
What's up, bro?
What's up, dude?
I just show my loving side to F-R, bro.
I'm just getting my heart to abandon just now.
Oh, no, I need to form a good one.
I got you. I got you.
Everyone should just, are you good?
Yo bro, at Streamer University everybody needs to feel appreciated.
Everyone needs to feel like they're in the content.
But don't feel excluded bro.
Like you could do anything bro. Like seriously, you could do anything.
You want to be a part of my shit?
Want me to put my my content for today the whole day 24 hours all right let's go bro. Yeah, my another good cut it there
I don't want to shoot
Wait Ron
No
I
Not good now. You got a hate form and a good
Well, oh shit, all right, I don't think understood the memo here
That's rake over there
What's up, man?
No, no, no, no, no, hey, you don't have any, you don't have hair on your chest, you got hair on your chest.
Dude, are you ready? You got a jester match, what you gonna do?
No, I got my notes.
Yo, what you applying for? Whatever you're gonna teach me.
All type of shoes.
All type of shoes.
Stay calm.
Don't ask for photo.
Ask who he's rating after Shrima U.
Okay.
I make his offline chat spam W.
Ooh, that's a good one.
Join AMP Clover to back up, it's a backup.
Okay, okay, yeah, and then my old is mad at me. He tries to get me out. I ask him
Yeah, I'm not leaving. No, I said the same thing. I'm my lawyer Lucas Goldstein
Lucas Goldstein
Have you lost a lawsuit before this guy's throwing me, right?
Lucas Goldstein
Why not? What the fuck was that, man? What the fuck was that?
I'm ready to go, bro.
I'm ready to fucking go.
I'm ready to fucking go.
Lucas Goldstein. Yo, bro.
Watching the stream right now, don't worry.
We're locked.
We're locked, bro.
Should we start like a band?
Like a group? Like over everyone?
See how many people in this room tonight
to get to see the great groups on home like the Duck Duck Ducks?
The fucking Duck Duck Ducks.
Duck Duck Ducks.
What the fuck is DuckDuckDil?
DuckDuckDil.
What do you got?
Save on God.
We can't prepare it bro.
My shit's stamped too.
And I got other stuff.
For example, Kai, me.
You know what I'm saying? I don't really know what that is.
Look, it's just that.
You're back, you're back to urban?
Oh, Kaisen, I would print it out his.
Alright, that's hard.
Are you dead ass? You back to urban?
That's not an actor, buddy.
That's being called being fucking queer, buddy.
Preparation.
Preparation.
Grace Confidence.
Seven-Sized Skin Mail.
I
Stable or not our vacation all right, what are they right wait wrong what makes you different and when I asked you
on the clip
I need you to write bro, I need you to write bro, you a tanker, thank you bro, you got an application?
Oh, okay.
Do I have an application?
No, I don't have one.
Wait, you made a paper.
You can say that you have a fortune to be an IRS
and you have a level-ary for a lot of things.
You're already a multi-millionaire if you need this.
A million?
You see, you're a multi-millionaire with so much money and crypto
and you're making cash.
You're one of the top students ever to make a million.
You're gonna be a honey-kitty and a damn rich.
And in this job, basically, we just take the opportunity to go into a small stretch right now.
Yeah, let me go. Right, right, all that stuff.
Yo, you're so chuffed out of here. I hope you know that, bro. You're lucky you got one today.
I'm gonna ask. I'm gonna ask, bro.
Obviously, let's work out another part of that.
Hey, I've been seeing the BMW. Hey!
3, F3.
40i. Stupid chaps up.
Hang on. Good luck, bro. Good luck.
I hope you met what are we doing right here talented the clip matter
you don't understand
I can't say
oh shet
what else
the hat's a
this you
that's you right
the
the cheek
the
the
the this you
this is like your attributes right
what
I'm really realizing I don't really have talent, I just thought about it, I don't really have talent.
We have two minutes until it starts.
Twenty-nine percent body fat.
What do you want?
A good second for us?
Oh, yeah.
I'll take this.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Smell.
Oh, I can smell it.
Smell?
I mean, this is bad, bro.
I don't know what this is.
I'll take that.
FNCS?
I just can't.
FNCS...
Sham...
PN?
Well, what do I have?
Bro, what talent do I have?
No.
Can I see your FNCS?
Can I see your...
No, can I see her?
Can I see her?
Can I see her?
Can I see her?
One, oh, excuse me.
Bro, like, one, go.
Oh, God, I don't have, I don't have,
no, stop, stop, stop.
Can I see her?
Can I see her? I need to see one.
Please, bro!
Oh, I'm fucking getting it all, god damn!
I'm opening up a portfolio.
Sure.
Here dude, knock that one.
That's what it looks like.
Work experience.
Oh my god, work experience.
That's amazing.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
What's the price?
Huh?
Huh?
Coffee?
Oh my god.
You can best have your bar angle.
Mailman for 45 minutes?
Yes.
That's not bad.
Um, ensure a smooth ride experience for passengers.
What does that mean?
Wait, what?
You can drive.
Like, you know what? Professional racist?
Professional Racist. Is that what it is?
Professional Driver? Racist, Racist, whatever.
Streaming, contact experience.
Oh my god, you actually genius.
Hold on hold on, hold on, hold on.
Starts playing?
Stop!
Wait, what is my, 7 years?
7 years of streaming.
streaming some years of experience wait for it wait for it wait for it
falling off and came back huge huge huge classic 2023 maybe put it like a
little x-ray mark 2023 streaming content is over one billion
What is your first track?
One Billion
One Billion
Oh, I'm an Elden Lord?
Elden Lord?
It's good?
A.B. Elden Rings, that's perfect
What's my special skills though?
Special skills?
Speakers?
No, it's two
End your up with special skills singing
You should have seen songs
There you go
Sing it
Special skills
Yeah
Speech impediments
Okay, special skills
Special skills
What's my education 2.1 GPA that's not bad
I'm never washing this hand!
Thank you bro!
I was a mailman for 45 minutes, professional race car driver, 29% body fat, I had a 2.5
I had a 2.1 GPA, 7 years of streaming, and I've fallen off one time and came back.
That's actually very good.
It's 2023.
A little dirt stream, I was there.
Elden Lord?
I'm an Elden Lord.
I'll be Elden Lord.
I'll come relate to that.
And I know how to sing.
Oh, you got two.
Kaisina, please hit me, please beat me back.
You win this.
You win this.
You win this.
Listen, I'm gonna hand him this, and then I'm just fuckin' poppin'.
Wait, you guys get it?
I printed it out and wrote it.
Who made this?
Who?
So you made him one too?
No.
Why did y'all not tell me about this?
Did y'all not adore me?
What do you mean bro?
What's he saying?
Listen, success...
Oh hell no, this is a real written thing!
Yes bro!
I'm trying to make it!
I'm trying to make it!
You're a certified master of advanced chest rings.
This AI bullshit bro.
Not AI.
Not AI.
Not AI.
Not AI.
Oh no, that's not AI.
Not AI.
Not AI.
That's not AI.
This is not AI, this is not AI.
Good, so you got assist on me.
That's AI, news AI.
News AI, who made this?
News AI.
Who made this?
This is not AI, I successfully guided thousands of viewers through a lot of decisions with a confidence level typically reserved for the flight.
What the fuck?
Bro, you hate it.
Yeah, I hate it. I hate it.
We in the same spot.
We both try to make it. Goddamn.
Watch out.
What the fuck is this, an AI?
I'm ready, are we good?
What's a red ticket?
It's a red ticket, that's the number you post.
Oh God!
Yeah!
Wait, you guys got red tickets?
Why do you have two?
No, no, no, it's the same thing.
It's two, yeah, same thing.
Wait, let me see.
Is that another one?
How smart of Spock, brother?
I don't know how we're supposed to hear the number that's called.
Where's one number?
547.
547?
Wait, here, I'm police!
I'm 95!
We never got him.
Apparently that's how you get called up.
Can I go out there and grab that section?
My quick question for you fellas.
Can you guys get a second one?
Hello.
Hi.
Hi.
No.
No.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Do we need to get the lights in between?
Sure.
We need two of each, right? So Marlon, Cameraman, Lacy, Cameraman, Laze, Cameraman, Laze, Stable, Renato, so six.
Hey, you make it say like zero, one maybe? So I'm like the first one.
Oh, I'm not like all those already, so I'm like the first one.
What? What? What?
Holy shit, there's so many people.
What's the first number?
You know what I'm saying?
I'll get you number one, but...
What's the sixth?
Six, twenty-six.
Wait, so what's that mean?
Does that mean I'm number twenty-two?
What's the number?
I've never...
I think we're small people.
Yeah, but...
You know, I've...
Is this for you?
Yeah, it is.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
I wish I had a size.
Dude, it's all right there, man.
I'll put it on.
Are you sure?
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm sure.
You guys...
You know what?
I'm just a child, man.
I'm just a child.
Okay, fine.
All right, I see.
Hey, don't let that...
Hey, that's your right. Hey, that's your right. Don't let him in. Don't let him in. Don't let him in. Don't let him in.
Also, it's not just that I don't want this guy to be waiting for you outside.
Okay, that's a 1.1 piece in the building.
I haven't gone to text about it yet.
I'll just chill with you and hide it, yeah?
Hey man, you know, they say fuck me. What they say fuck you for?
Oh, they didn't say fuck you.
Yeah, they said fuck me.
I'm like, who's that, I love you.
Why is it working?
I couldn't tell you actually, I'm gonna ask you.
Are you cool with that?
Are you from Homsay?
I don't know who's cool with that, man.
Hey, you get your ticket?
Yeah, I got my ticket.
Wait, how does it work?
You don't have a number?
Well, they call the numbers in there.
They call them out.
They already call the numbers.
They already call out the number 200.
Oh, there are a lot.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm stupid.
They already call out, I think, like, close to 50.
It's already happening?
Yeah, they call it 100.
Wait, one more, one's in the building?
Oh, no.
Oh, you have to say 10 hours.
Wait.
Come on.
Kyler!
Oh my god.
Casey!
1,000!
No, no, no!
1.1 million!
1.1!
Casey, 1.1!
No, no!
Cuddy!
That's behind you.
Come on.
Casey!
Casey!
Casey!
1.1!
1.1, that's the defense, that's the defense, no!
Michael!
It's my boy, I'm my boy!
Hey, close the door!
I got you, I got you.
He's not playing games.
He's not playing games. Oh, no.
Oh, was that PC3?
He's not playing games.
Oh, man, you're the guy.
That's good.
That's good.
That's good.
That's good.
Bro, you should have heard it.
You should have heard it.
Let me see.
Hi, Dennis.
I was like, oh, chill, bro.
You're making the fans?
Yeah.
He was like, the first 10 people.
Did this?
The first 10 people.
I got you two guys.
Did I?
Yeah.
Oh, my god.
Mr. Fucking P-Ve?
Yeah, he was like, he was like, he was like, he was like,
chill, bro.
All the fans are going to jump in.
You heard it, right?
What is it?
You're getting accepted.
What?
No, Ron, he's not releasing it.
All right, all right, all right.
We sent you too.
What order?
What are the tickets?
And then give this to Lacey.
How would normally happen is they would just
put all your number from in there,
put a sniper ring,
and it would be perfect.
Oh, so we're good. So what do we need to do?
Yo, backup!
Come in the door!
Hey, come on, y'all!
Come in, come in!
Yo, come in!
Come in, come in!
Come on, let go save them!
Come in, come in!
Come in!
Come in!
Come in!
Come in, come in!
Come on, here, look at your stuff!
Mother, you did not stop them!
Yo, everybody back in the classroom!
Yo, what's up?
What?
What's up?
What's up?
Get in, man.
Come on.
Come on, we got to get back in the cell, what?
Excuse me sir, excuse me sir, excuse me sir,
I'll come up here and ask you to get back in the classroom.
Thank you.
Back inside, back inside, back inside.
Let's go.
Check out his mother, he's a nice thing here.
You saw Kyle, he said though, right?
You saw him.
What did he say to that?
He was like, yo, Brian, chill bro.
What did he say?
I can hear him.
You know what he said?
What did he say?
This is the judgment.
I like it.
Hey!
What are you saying? I forgot.
It was like, yo Ronnie, you ain't got nothing to share with us.
Let's get it!
Let's go!
He's right behind me.
He's behind me! What up y'all?
Hey, you freckled.
Fake watch buster already. Bust this bitch.
Yeah.
You can't, oh shit.
I know this bitch, fake.
But look, this bitch got so much aura,
I'll take your bitch with me
Beautiful woman will get to it. I like it. So she better not look would never
You gotta come back with some heart my boy. Turn my back shit
What did he say to me?
I was screaming.
Do you remember or no?
Bro, Chaz.
Wait a minute.
It's very...
No, that, that like...
Bro, he's texting and he said,
My bad, by the way.
I'ma have you come up soon, bro.
Don't worry.
That'd be a cop, right?
Text me shit, bro. I'm not going on. Yeah, he's a text me at all. No this whole time. I've been lying
No, I'm not gonna lie this whole time. I'm alive
Not one time
Don't say shit
Hey, we put up soon
Number one in line, bro. Yeah, that's good. We're first in queue first
We're chillin we're actually chillin bro. We're first yeah
Yo, yo missed it! I had like two minute combos on it outside.
Bro, you want to scare them!
I'm lying, I'm sorry.
Bro, what are you going to tell them?
You know!
What are you going to tell them, man?
What are you going to tell them, man?
Shit is way!
Wait, what?
What was he wearing?
That unreleased arpeggio.
I swear.
I swear.
I swear.
I swear.
I swear.
I swear.
I swear.
Hey, hey, hey, I'm a streamer, you have to get a little controversial.
Hey, look at that, bro.
What?
Dude, why do you never kiss my forehead?
Wait, come here.
Come here, come here.
Ron, Ron.
Listen, listen, listen, listen.
Listen, listen, listen.
Maybe, maybe.
Do you want me to do my mommy's?
Hi.
Don't get away from me, bro.
Okay.
Get away from me, brother.
Open it!
Open it!
What's going on over here?
What's going on here?
I'm going to take it.
What's up?
Congratulations, this is a success.
Congratulations.
That guy was really good.
How you doing sir? Stable Ronaldo.
Stable Ronaldo.
Pleasure to meet you, Stable Ronaldo.
Keep it up.
I'm listening to stuff man.
Oh, this is my thing.
What?
This is my thing.
Am I hearing it?
I didn't even know it was...
What's your thing today?
What do you mean, what's my thing?
I went high like...
Oh, oh, oh, oh, okay, my bad, I know you sound like my type.
No, I'm looking to be a professor,
so I'm getting ready to a wanting to teach a class
based on conversation, creation, fame, building,
and aura of art.
I think you're gonna do good, bro.
That's what I'm here for.
And by the way, I always say we're gonna do it so good,
James, it's so good to see you, like, just come up and kill him.
Right now, like, for real.
Come on, you guys, nothing really.
Have you, have you spoken to Ruthie?
Sorry about you, they said they wanted to see her face.
Hey, come talk to Ruthie, man.
Well, I gotta go to the bathroom.
Okay, perfect.
All right, quick, please.
I'll see you next time.
All right, here.
Here.
Here.
Stop.
Shit, I'm not that.
So...
Kaisina!
Kaisina!
Be honest, bro. When I go in there, dead ass is the first thing I say, should I just stay?
She's doing her- She's walking the second you walk in there and walk out of there.
Kaisina!
Alright, we gotta add to it, we're taking in some bars.
some bars. It's Kaisina. Please give me three big vows. I gotta say something about
Cuddy. They Cuddy feel loose, you know what I'm saying? Like...
What's good, Murray? Shout out, Cuddy. That's not even mad. That's actually not even mad,
bro. That's not even mad. Yes, do it, do it, do it. Instantly accepted. Instantly accepted.
Okay, okay, no they're putting the accepted stamp
Accepted bro not gonna lie wrong
Not gonna lie wrong I could see you getting the first person except it
I'm going to, uh, unstable Ronaldo and there's no hope.
You're going to borrow it to that same guy.
He doesn't even care.
He's not allowed to do it.
This is you, man!
I'm not allowed to do it!
Oh, you mean?
The fuck did me?
What?
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
I didn't know.
That was like a weird way.
Like, uh, like, I'm not going to lie, bro.
I fuck, uh, I love everyone.
I must let them know.
I need you to check me out!
Ha ha!
I love you, bro.
I love you, too, bro.
I love you.
I love you, too.
I love you, too.
I love you, too.
I love you, too.
I love you too, bro. I love you.
I really love you.
I love you.
What's my cast name?
Cat?
I was gonna say a name.
You know what it is?
I'm a geisha friend.
It's that video you posted.
Remember you was talking about an FB fellow?
How you got that...
Oh my God, the bad video.
The bad video.
I can watch that video.
Yeah?
Can you tell you something, bro?
The only time you can lose in life...
is if you never play.
Oh yeah? You said there's other times when...
I ain't showin' you.
Hey, we gonna get accepted.
Wanna make sure the road's in there?
A road.
A high tip?
A road.
That's not a road.
A road?
That's not a road.
We can write it down for you this week.
Oh yeah.
What are you gonna type in?
You gonna find a clue to it.
Listen, I'm gonna make sure.
I'm up.
If I get accepted, I'm gonna be like,
oh my boy.
You know what?
Yeah.
I'm gonna hold you to it.
I'm gonna hold you to it now, Ron.
Check.
I'm gonna say he's coming through for a small stream or a real meal right here.
Yes sir. Yes sir. I would never like.
Yeah, I got you.
I got you, bro.
Yes sir. I got you, bro.
Ka-si-na!
Hey, let's play it.
Do a twerk song.
Yeah.
Twerk song sheet.
Hey, we can hype them up.
Yeah.
All right, come on.
Start it up.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Long-term customers.
Come on, 3,000 sheets.
All right, we wait.
Joe.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
There you go.
What?
Twerk.
Oh, he couldn't.
He said, Joe.
OK.
He couldn't get my eyes when you do it, too.
What?
What?
OK.
Hey, everyone!
You know we're playing the piano!
Listen up!
Oh, yeah, okay, why not?
Right here. He called the office. Yeah. No, I ain't gonna lie.
You doing all that bullshit, bro.
That was him, bro.
Yeah, bro, you bro, what's that you was doing in the back?
Oh, man, that's hard.
That's the way we put rides on them.
It's cool.
Where? Where? Where?
Where y'all going?
Tell them I'm going to tell them God.
Tell them God!
Did they need any one-point work?
They saw you go down.
They didn't say I kicked out.
They saw you got kicked out?
Yeah, they said he was ugly.
Bro, enough of this...
He told me not to go.
Enough of this guy.
Enough of this Mr. 1.1.
Yo, what the fuck do you want?
Bro, you're just putting on a bit.
You love when I'm around.
Can I help you?
Have you gone there?
No! I haven't!
Well, maybe if you talked to me more than I would know.
I hate when we do this. I hate when we fight. It's back and forth.
I think you're blocking the door.
No, I'm not.
You're blocking the door. You're supposed to... you gotta move a little bit so I can come.
Hi!
Hey, people don't know what a question means to me.
Hi!
How are you?
Where's the feminist man?
Sir?
The feminist man?
Oh, it's me, yeah.
Ah!
Don't be lying!
No, it's actually me.
No, I made the bet.
I missed $1.1 million.
I said that question means to me.
Nice to meet you, too.
I'm Susana.
How are you?
Oh, um, yeah.
How you doing?
Good.
Pretty good.
I said that.
Get a picture with him.
Of course.
Of course.
He just went to school.
Can we throw up the V?
Come on brother.
Oh, no!
No, no, no.
Hey, aren't you all going to treat him?
Oh, he's my friend.
Oh, yeah.
He's my friend.
He's my friend.
He's my friend.
He's my friend.
He's my friend.
He's my friend.
He's my friend.
He's my friend.
He's my friend.
He's my friend.
Hey, come on Rob, let's go.
Can I take a kiss real quick?
You're trying to meet 1.1, I noticed.
Please guys, go back in. Everybody back inside.
Yes, I know.
I'll let you know.
Not. Not.
Don't talk.
I just joined, I liked.
Nice to meet you.
Hey, how are you doing, Rob?
Very good.
Great success.
I had
How many likes to do seven hundred million seven hundred million seven hundred million for free and four hundred thousand comments
What about seven goods?
How do you guys do this man?
Uh, here.
Where you get one?
I don't even know.
Yo boys, yo boys, what is this?
You guys make your own school.
Yo boys, yo boys.
This is like, not cool.
This is like a school fucking...
It's a school of learning. Get in the class.
What are you outside there?
What the fuck dude?
What the fuck?
If you're not fucking fracking, fuck on nigga.
I need a drink. I need a drink. I need a drink. I need a drink.
Bro, bro. What the hell bro?
Trust me, trust me.
Trust me to the death kit? I love you?
You want to go with us?
You're okay. You're safe with me.
Oh, sorry.
Let's go with that, yeah?
Let's go, man.
Tell him, tell him, when you get in there, it's good, oh, Kai, I need my favorite shumor
shamer with all of you with me.
What's your name?
What's your name?
Kaisena.
Kaisena.
Oh, okay.
Remember my night?
Remember my night?
Of course.
Me, huh?
I don't care this now.
My dad, Nico, come and niggah!
Yeah, Nico, come beat you again!
Ah!
Ah!
No!
No!
It's all right, it's all right!
Everyone, it's all right!
Come on, Ronnie.
Oh, is she crying?
Yeah, she saw me. She's crying, yeah.
Hey, where's the food?
Oh, the food?
Got it.
Oh, my God, if you gave me a bite, I would have been better.
So, you know what I'm saying?
You look pretty nice.
Yeah.
Thanks for watching.
Hey, inside?
You're right, bro.
Hey, what is this whole thing?
No.
Can I be honest with you when I just got texted?
Why is it help?
Like, can I be honest?
You think it's so cool?
Yeah.
You know, honesty is my policy.
No, no, no.
Like, what the heck is this whole thing?
Rod, watching the stream right now, loving what you're doing through the community, you're
100% going to get extended to the streamer university.
When you get to my office, you're in for a surprise.
Me and Cuddy have a gift for you.
I'm nervous now.
Now I'm nervous.
Now I'm nervous. Now I'm nervous. Now I'm nervous.
Now I'm nervous. Now I'm nervous.
I want to game you over now. You're so good. I'm not alive. Now that you're brothers so good.
One more time, one more time.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
How you do my head, son?
Woah, woah, woah!
I feel the kids!
Oh, everybody look!
Oh, shit! Goddamn you son of a bitch!
AHH!
My mom's texting me. She's trying to text me all about...
I'm blocking this shit. Hold on, one second, Jack.
Don't be nervous, Kai needs you.
What's so funny?
No, no, no.
Hold on.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
You got a mop?
You got a mop?
Yeah.
I'm about to meet Kai's man in about like 20 minutes.
I know.
Any words of encouragement?
What?
Any words of encouragement?
Don't be nervous.
Hey, Mom, do I hit him with a mat of daddy or no?
No, don't get ahead and touch his head.
Okay.
Can you give me 25 zones?
Oh, it's like 10.
Oh, I love it.
There you go.
Two happens.
My day ones are trying to hit me up when I'm up now.
Let me just block that.
This is a man-ass shit!
This is a man-ass shit!
This is a man-ass shit!
This is a man-ass shit!
This is a man-ass shit!
This is a man-ass shit!
Yeah, I'm just trying to get my back to it.
So you feel good or no?
Yeah.
It's almost time, bro.
Real power, sis.
I don't want to like hide you over it.
He texted me some crazy shit.
Crazy shit?
I honestly think we might be at five, two hours.
Not in his room.
Hell, not a chance.
Not a chance, bro.
No, I got an idea.
It's not a chance, bro.
Hi, my name's Ron.
I'm behind to be a part of Streaming University.
I've been streaming for seven years.
I have a 29% body fat, I have a 2.1 GPA.
I also have experience being 45 minutes of being a mailman,
and then I quit because I cut my hand on a rubber band.
I'm also an elder lord, and I know how to sing.
So what do you bring to Streaming University?
What do I bring to Streaming University?
I already know who you are.
You need to tell me what you bring to Streaming University.
I already know about you.
Thank you for the 50 gift to five. Oh, I can't read subplot, thank you.
Thank you for the 50. Everyone give him strokes. Listen, Rob. It's not what I don't bring to
Shriver University. Yo, no!
What I don't bring to Shriver University?
Ah, nice to meet you.
Yeah
Yes, listen one thing about me bro, I got nothing to bring to the table
No, no, I'm not loose. So apparently we're number 600. And Yu-Gi is number 300. And if
he wants to get through 600 people, that would take about 21 hours. So some is telling me
We're not getting it.
Hey, what?
Hey, what?
Questions, sir.
What number am I?
Sunborough.
So there's good news and bad news, I assume?
So we're number 3,534,400 and 19.
Oh, actually, no, I read it wrong.
We're actually number 35,344,619th place.
So there's 35 million people here.
Hey, are you sure this is all done?
We'll have the whole place to ourselves, bro.
There's 35 million people!
Yo, you read it wrong.
It's 35 million.
What?
35 million?
340,620.
What are you just asking?
Yo, don't worry about that number, bro.
I'm gonna make sure you get up quickly.
Thank you, bro.
Oh, for real?
Wait, is he in my meter now?
Oh, he's turning into bubbles.
Okay.
What?
It's Lacey's redder working backwards.
Why is he gaining weight?
No problem, even dude.
I don't know, but it's just like three fake texts or something.
Like, I can't believe it.
Yeah.
Hey, bro, people think I've fake texts.
It's like, what am I, like a crumb?
That's, I'll be honest with you.
Nobody, I'm not in a lie, bro.
That was a mean joke.
That was my joke.
Like, I'm gonna be honest, bro.
Like, he didn't text me that.
Like, I said that as a joke.
I said that as a joke.
I said that as a joke.
He didn't text me that. Like I said that as a joke, but I didn't realize he'd get that offended.
What's wrong with you, bro?
I don't know, bro. I feel bad. Try a gift a hundred times then?
I should probably just let it sit.
Alright, bro. I'mma just show.
Bro, that was mean.
Yo, bro.
What do you mean, except Lacey?
I just wanted to say, bro, that was mine.
He didn't text me.
I didn't say that?
No, bro. I want to apologize.
So what did he say?
He didn't say it, but I just want to know why he didn't say it.
Yes!
Oh, oh, oh, I'm sunburnt!
Should I ask the answer?
Oh, I'm sunburnt.
I'm not like I'm reaching, like I'm not reaching.
I'm just chatting, yeah.
I know, it's a bad time.
So my number says 35,344, so does that mean there's 35,344?
No.
I don't know the number, so I don't know what you're doing.
I don't think so, but I'm not on this level.
Okay, team up.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Man, it's one of the cl- I just wanted to-
Oh, it is!
Shhh!
What are you doing?
Alright, you know what?
I'm just gonna go.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Wait.
No, no!
No!
You got a grunt?
Rosie, now you know that.
No, I'm not.
No, I'm not.
No, I'm not.
Hey, Corey, too!
I see you in the crowd!
What song you on?
Okay, man, fast.
No, I'm not.
Yo, Ag, baby!
Yeah, I don't take that song.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Maybe
Yo, can we go bro or 35 million you know I'm 35 million the place
I don't even call him through Twitch. Is that a new update?
Oh really, Descartes?
Dude, no!
Dude, no!
Stop!
Oh my god, Jason, you scared me, bro.
I'm sorry.
Dude, I'm sorry that you're scared of me, bro.
I wanted you to be comfortable, but I see that you're scared.
I wonder if we can get a million degrees in here.
We're gonna find the AC, we're gonna find the red seat.
We're gonna find the, we're gonna go make some work with some little school.
No, you know why?
He's remembered.
Okay, here's what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna just be like, bro, why can't, okay, you're gonna say,
why can't you just cut in front of everyone?
And then I'm gonna farm a W, okay?
Make sure the mic can hear you.
Okay, bro, I'm so fucking bored.
fucking board is waiting around let's just skip the whole fucking line
I literally skipped the line
Yo dude can I cut you off? Bro
We're doing ice swallowing
Go down the street
Oh, off the line bro
This is cool beard type
I'm just sitting here doing fucking nothing
Yo bro, can we just skip the line?
Can we just make it? Bro, can we just skip class?
Can we just go see fucking the Lancats or something like that?
This is really just so-
Oh bro, he put together the Skoll event
from St. Louis University
I don't care how many viewers we have
I don't care how big we are, we're not above anyone.
You're not above anyone, okay?
So we're gonna wait in line,
and we're gonna wait just like everybody else, bro.
We don't wanna like push this agenda
that you're some of that, you're not, bro.
Let's just have fun, and be blessed
that we even have this opportunity
to be all united together.
Come on, bro.
You're a dozen of us.
You're a dozen of us.
You're a dozen of us.
And can one of my mods,
clip that and send it to Scoota, Scoota Brian?
What is yours, then?
It's yours.
It's yours.
It's yours.
It's yours.
what happened hey Corey what's on you what so you gonna do is every time I
walk by every time I'm the biggest white be fat
come on here to God you're right
I know I'm so real sick though I love control going like no books and control the strong God and dead tree on Lord five I swear on everything I love right
did you not see Lord five oh bro he made everybody's ear oh I was at the concert in Brooklyn I couldn't believe it like this you can feel real on everything I love
But I swear on my soul like I'll slam you out. I'll slam everybody in your room out for war five
I swear to try this song on
I promise I promise
I swear bro. You don't even know this. I'm really okay trade and it's free me see baby and it's free me see baby
What's up? He coming out the pen
Yeah, yeah
Yeah
Yeah
No, no, no. Say it again. You up what?
I love, uh, Young Boy Never Broke Again.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sing a song, sing a song.
No, sing a song.
If you really love him, sing a song.
I dreamt lead out the bottom, son.
I won't hurt you if you don't hurt me.
I see you, but I hurt you.
Cause my daughter upstairs, people try to purge me.
Yeah!
Now you gonna get trained now.
What's up, dude?
How you doing?
How you doing?
What the fuck do you got on your wrist?
What?
This is a wrist, my nigga?
I had a little slide in me, you know?
I'm gonna come out and do like these.
Hey!
Core XYB!
I ain't CDU.
That's how I can CDU.
That's my car.
How you doing?
You gotta do like these.
Oh!
Oh!
No, no, no, no.
It's still like these.
I'm gonna tell you why.
Hey, cuz.
I mean, play them.
I'm gonna tell you why.
I'm gonna tell you why I hate cars. I mean, play them.
Oh, you're doing it. You're doing it. Oh, no.
No, you gotta do like these. No, no. It's like these.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Real CDUC. Yeah.
What's the stable? What you throw from the top?
I got no stuff. No, I'm not really.
Oh my god, he's so fast.
Wait, is that?
What is that?
Oh, no, like that.
Hey!
Hey, that's what I'm talking about.
That's what I'm talking about.
What are you saying, man?
Listen, well, this guy still has his music on.
I'm trying to fucking eat, man.
I need food.
I'm not going to try to get the pizza I got going on.
I agree.
I agree.
I agree.
You got a stick tonight.
What the hell?
What the hell?
What the hell?
What the hell?
Okay, here you go.
Go get my place in.
Is there a box in here or no?
Did they throw it away?
I'm just trying to get it.
All right, is there a stack ready?
Right there.
Make it quick.
Let's go.
I don't want that oh I click two already 28 no I click eight oh no
Oh
Oh
Select I selected
Wait, they just took my fucking money. Oh shit
Is it real? Is it real?
What do you want?
I'm gonna start with a 3rd one.
I'm gonna get my home shit.
Please, just one.
Just one.
Just one.
Just one.
Bro, I don't have money.
Keep it from me please.
Oh bro, at Strymer University, we want all type of equality and everyone to have fun, bro.
Make sure you eat it.
Yeah, bro, listen.
I can't afford to bring lunch to school.
Here bro, honestly, just take a handful, bro.
Thank you, bro.
Listen, honestly, don't worry about it.
It's just another day for me being kind and everything like that.
At Strymer University, that's what we like to spread for.
Thanks, man.
I appreciate that.
I'm trying to find W's, you want to see Yana?
Yana!
Yana!
Yana!
Yana!
Yana!
Yana!
Yana!
Yana!
What the fuck man?
I thought I would have that shit bug with me all the time.
I thought you could support her.
Yeah, I'm gonna have to beat you up.
Throw him, bro.
Oh, I'm my animal.
Wait, no, Brad.
I can't hear that. I can't hear that.
Get me donuts. Get me donuts, please.
Give me some of that.
Get me donuts, please.
There's a bug.
Give me donuts! Give me donuts!
Give me donuts please!
There's a lot!
There you go!
Little piece, little piece!
Just one!
Oh my gosh!
What?
What?
Oh.
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey!
What are you doing?
Oh!
Hey, hey, hey!
Oh!
Hey, hey, hey!
Hit it, man!
Please.
All right, we gonna have next one.
Foul play.
Come here.
Yeah, you see that?
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
You see that?
Yeah!
You see that?
You see that?
You see that?
You see that?
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
When do we change?
No, no.
That won't be winning now.
That won't be winning now.
Move!
Come here!
Oh!
Oh!
Man, what?
Oh, my God.
Fucked up! Fucked up! Fucked up!
Come on, come on. It's okay.
Kiss me, kiss me, fuck!
Fucked up!
Come on, come on.
I need my hands.
I don't know. You all need hands.
I don't know.
Whoa!
Give me that, man.
Get him, get him.
That's right, that's right, that's right.
Come on, come on, come on.
Keep your head.
Oh!
Alright, switch, switch, switch, switch.
I'm ass of this shit.
Hold on, I'm ass.
Go, go, go!
Let's go, let's go!
Let's go!
Oh!
Yeah!
Get a good hit.
Oh!
What the fuck was that?
That was a karate guy.
Go get him.
Go get him.
Go get him.
Get on the ground!
Oh, what the fuck?
Oh, no.
Go now.
Why is it funnier when he does it?
Get off my head.
Get on the ground if you can.
Get on the ground.
Good.
Good.
Come here.
Come here.
Oh!
Oh, man.
Oh!
What a great fight.
Hey guys, that's your university we're off to.
That's what I love you for, we can't forget it.
Now everybody can't.
Now kids!
One hit.
Ah, it's a big...
It's a big hit.
One, two, three, four.
People have to have that kind of shit.
Hey!
Right here, I'm with Bond.
I'm doing.
Hi!
Run, run, run, run.
Hi, everybody!
Hi!
Were you asked to go to university last year?
No.
And why do you want to go this year?
I want all the buffet!
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Wait.
It's still an application from all of us.
We've lost those guys.
One of the best interview tips is to instead simply listen to all the jobs you had and
what you did in the past, think of a common theme that all ties your experience together.
This theme will bring your story to life and make you really stand out of the kids.
Prepare for this question.
It's better to have a list of questions than to be written down in the bed.
Hey, what are you doing?
Oh, sorry.
I'm just going through binders.
What are you going to do?
I'm just going through biners.
Wait, what are you going to do?
Kaisina!
Give me some free beer!
Oh, I love this. I love that tone.
And then if you ask for a dance, maybe hit one of these.
Get in the class!
It's okay. Get out!
Oh
Get the fuck in it, come on!
Get the fuck in it, come on!
Get the fuck in it, come on!
Get the fuck in it, come on!
Get the fuck in it, come on!
No one's gonna touch him!
Hey, it's just, Marlon's not shirtless.
No, they're free!
Come on, son, this is crazy.
That's funny, real bro.
If Marlon's not shirtless, I'm not watching this.
I just want to see him for...
I'm gifted from...
It's Jamie. Shout it out, Jamie.
in school, her name was Jamie. She actually became a furry. I told this story before.
I swear it was a real story. On my soul, on God, on my cat, on my mom. She used to dead
ass dress up as a furry. I'm not kidding. And bring the litter to the school. And she,
I swear to God.
She was gifted to me.
Thanks.
Leave us a mail.
Ha ha.
What y'all doing, man?
Going, Jason?
Come on, we got to start like a band.
Yo, guys.
Yo, we're content creators.
They don't sit.
Come on.
Keep your head up.
No, up yourself, bro.
Come on!
Like that!
Run!
Come on, sit with me, ready?
I'm just trying to look a little bit, ready?
Just play up my arm.
Just listen to that one.
One, two, three, four.
I see that!
Please give me free feedback!
Now, now, on top of one, two, three, four, three, four.
More than those fingers?
One, two, one, two.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Please!
Please!
Please!
Ah!
And the difference.
The white size, here.
I didn't steal anything.
Don't do it!
Hey, this is a mess.
Don't do it! Hey! This is a message to all the kids at home. If you ever feel suicidal, don't do it!
Don't do it! Don't do it! Don't do it!
Yo, bro, what's wrong?
It's been an hour and only 160 have gone in.
So, because you're a big streamer, you're trying to prioritize yourself over smaller streamers.
You and me are just like everybody else, bro.
So, it doesn't matter if it takes hours.
Kaisenat's using his time and his money and his resources for us to have a platform.
We need to be more considerate, bro.
Take that shit out your mouth!
Listen, you're a piece of shit.
Listen, bro, take that shit out your mouth!
Get some W Rods with hearts and bandages in my chat, thank you.
Hi.
Hello.
Mr. Seen
I got a few things.
I got a last thing.
This is cool.
We got one more.
We got two more.
We got a lot.
How many?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Hey, I don't know what this is.
I don't know what this is.
I don't know what this is.
Hey, we got one more.
Hey, you said that?
I don't know.
I'm a little corvette.
You know, I see you guys.
How many cars do you got?
Oh, shit.
I'm like, what?
Hey, now, bro, watch this.
Watch this.
Watch this.
You know what you doing, bro?
You're doing this down here.
You got me, bro.
Let's run it, though.
You got me.
You got it.
You beat that.
You beat that.
You got it.
Let's wait.
No.
5 cards? 5 cards? 5 cards?
Can I sit out here and text me? Oh my god.
Yo Ron, shut the fuck up, stop reading cake text.
Yeah, yeah.
Hey, hey, hey.
Ewww!
Yo guys, what kind of content can we make? We gotta think.
If you know what this is, he put us in this room as a test.
He's trying to see who can be creative.
Walk him away, Negatronus! Walk him away, Negatronus!
Walk him away, Negatronus!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Yes sir! Yes sir!
Yes sir!
We better sneak out of this room.
Oh my God, there's extra floor.
I just saw him walk five.
What was that?
No, man.
I'm gonna walk from the side to the left.
Go away.
Guys.
Yo, guys.
I'm sorry.
I sent out put his money and resources into this.
Let's not fuck around.
Let's get back inside, y'all.
Wake up.
Wake up.
Wake up.
Wake up.
Wake up.
Wake up.
Wake up.
I'm sorry!
That's hard. That's hard. I like that.
Yeah, that was good.
Wait, what's that song?
Come on.
No!
No!
NO
OH MY
He's DOING IT
Yeah, let's go
Let's go
Let's go
Hey
Let's go
Hey
AAAAAAHHH
Wait, addanadanadanananadanan
I'll fuck it up, I'll fuck it up, yeah, fuck it up, that's good, that's good, that's great, that's great, you're Asian, you have that shit?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know how to play toss, okay?
What are you warming up for right now?
I want to go to the other on top. I want to just go to a room, y'all.
Get to it, man.
Oh, it's wrapped.
I want to spread that. I want to spread love.
Where's your jersey?
I thought you were wearing a jersey.
Not today.
Bro, I'm trying to eat low-key. Bro, I'm hungry as a pig.
I'm so hungry I can eat Marlon Garcia.
I need a napkin!
I need a napkin!
I need a napkin!
I need a napkin!
Wait, who's the madder to you?
Who's the madder to you?
Dude, come on, bro, let's get a better monkey.
What's the madder?
No, Tom!
You told me to say it.
I don't know what you're thinking.
Wait, so let's say
madder...
Let's get a better... better than it?
Nope, not today, it's a train today, he's not here.
No, no, see, what are you doing?
Stop getting hollered.
Yeah, I'm not going to clean, you clean yourself.
Yo, can you make this about it?
Can you go out there and start like a ruckus?
It's my third win.
I just told you not to go out there.
Dude, no.
No, no, no.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
It wasn't even my fault.
It was him.
He told me.
Dude, you got me in trouble.
Oh, my.
Oh, my.
Oh, my.
Oh, my.
Oh, my.
Oh, my.
Oh, my.
Oh, my.
Oh, my.
Oh, my.
Oh, my.
Oh, my.
Oh, my.
I'm just trying to figure something to say to that guy.
I see that I want free be that.
Shout out to Cuddy.
He is my money.
Just give me it.
Shout out to Cuddy.
He is my marie, just give me my marie
I got a song, I got a song, I got a song
I got a song, I got a song, I got a song
I see now, I won't free be that
Shout out full curry
He is my party, just give me money.
I know I'm not that funny.
Oh, shit.
I actually know what he put us in this room. This is a social experiment. There's got to be a camera somewhere, Ralph.
Now there has to be a camera somewhere.
What are you following me, dude?
Shut your ass off, dude!
Leave me the fuck alone!
Hey, hey, hey!
I know it. Kai, you're behind the mirror? I think he's behind the mirror. I have one of those things that the doctor, you know what I'm talking about?
Where the doctor hides behind the mirror while you get your ass checked, you know what I'm talking about?
I think he's starting to jerk in there shit. Kai, I know you see me. You see behind here? You know Kai?
He actually is behind here, no?
You think he's behind this shit?
Oh, it is. Look, there's a nail there. There's some bullshit going on.
Bro, I'm not behind the mirror. No, why does he keep texting?
I'm just treating you like another person bro, you don't say I'm not anyone else, you know?
Wait, what did I say?
Wait, finger method, what's that?
So can I ask you a question?
There's no space between your finger and the real life and the mirror?
And that means the sandwich on the left side of the wall is getting...
I don't get it, I don't see my space!
Wait, why is my finger duplicated?
Wait, just start kissing the gloves.
Oh. Wait. Can I still see my face or no?
Can I still see my face?
How? How does it make any sense?
Can you see my face?
Say oh I'm gone, the mirror can see my face right now.
I'm gone.
Okay, so you're in the mirror, what am I doing?
Stick it on your tongue and go leave it.
How was that possible?
I don't see it
Yo, yo, stop push-up a bit
Yo how to
You so fucking bored you lose your fucking mind. Yeah. That's what that's what's going on
What I would do I'll give you the mirror. Okay. Can you see my face right? Look at me or can you see my face?
I don't get it. I'm covering my face.
So there is this thing called an angle.
So I'm looking at you from a 45 degree angle right now.
But if you look straight forward,
come here, come here.
Take that high for a second. Look at yourself.
Good job. Now go back.
Now there you go. Now you can see yourself.
Obviously from the angle, you know what I'm saying?
So you can see my face all the way in this.
Hey Jesus, that is...
Ow!
Allusion, allusion fellas, allusion. Allusion is a diggish thing.
Hey, you hear the rocks there?
What?
Why you looking at that hockey?
See it?
I want that!
Down.
You play down.
Put down.
Down.
Put down.
Hold it.
You're not running, Nick.
Hold it.
You stay up.
You stay up.
Down.
Up.
Down.
Come on.
Come on.
Down.
Mother.
Put it under guard.
Under guard!
Get it in and fucking push him!
Come on.
Down.
Put it down.
Down.
Up.
Down.
Put it in!
Put it down!
Put it in!
I
I'm not stable signing.
No, sir.
I'm not stable signing.
I'm not stable signing.
I'm not stable signing.
I guess I'll tour now.
Oh, my God, brutal.
Straight in, you scum out.
Hey.
Hey.
How many of you?
Hey.
Oh, my God.
No, no, no, no.
Hey.
Can we do this, Kai? Do something with you?
You wanna have fun?
Yeah.
Okay.
Come here.
Okay, yeah.
Jason!
Jackson, wait!
Jason, come on!
Okay.
How much do you weigh?
I weigh 155 pounds.
Cool.
You can talk to someone.
Okay, what we're gonna do is I'm gonna hold your arms, and you just gonna hold your legs.
We're gonna swing.
Yo, hold his legs.
I got his arms.
Okay, let me sit right here.
Okay.
Yo, hold his legs. I got his arms.
Okay, at least it might...
Is it hot as this room?
Okay, I'm gonna hold your arms. He's gonna hold you like this.
Okay, but to actually be careful, okay?
No, like dead ass. I get the cuss.
Lay down, lay down.
No, no, I don't like this room at all.
Somebody! Hey, somebody jump rope! Somebody jump rope!
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!
Come on, come on.
You got this.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
No!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
No!
No!
You don't need to.
No!
I'm next!
Oh!
Oh!
Damn, no!
Fuck!
You're a mulling, you got that, man.
I know what it was.
You got it.
I'm next!
You're next!
Oh!
You guys are pretty nice.
You feel stressed out?
Did you have fun?
Yeah, dude, I had really fun.
I'll be a deaf guy, seriously.
Like, you guys are the future.
Wait, do you hear that?
What is that?
How do you spawn in?
I just told me verbatim nothing
I don't want to get mad bro
I look you want to go talk to everyone
I knew I shouldn't have dropped the ball. I knew it.
Also, I found out what number they're on.
Where on?
I found out what number they're on. What number do you have?
35,614,000. We're on like 39.
What? What's yours, 39?
I'd have like 35 million?
I think so, but they haven't even got to like 50 people.
I'm number like 400 something so...
I'm perfectly fine bro, you know why?
Kai-Sanat, he brought...
Free with it?
He used his money, his resources for this event
and honestly the fact that we get to capitalize on this
and stream in general all together
and be united as a gift itself.
I don't want to be anywhere near you.
I've never seen some shit like this, this is the craziest set up I've ever seen, I know
I know, it is live, and it's live.
What a fucking guy set out.
What, he's got lighting now?
What, he's a headset on?
He gotta hear me from a distance.
What's up man?
What are you doing? Manicred?
Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.
I like this. I saw you.
Yeah?
It's got my stuff.
Yeah, it's got my stuff.
You should have texted me first.
I don't know what to have right now.
I'm gonna try to, I'll see you.
Okay, yeah, easy.
See you right now, there, right?
That is the most nuts set up I've ever seen.
Guys, if you want to be a streamer, bro,
dead ass, all you need is a phone.
Anyone can do it, bro.
Keep in mind, by the way, get your no-ways ready.
I streamed my whole first subodon without a backpack, literally an $800 samsung phone.
You could do it.
That happened.
My whole two years in phase, I was on a samsung.
Facts!
That's a cool center.
Hey!
I can tell you that we haven't gotten a cut since the intake.
There we have.
So it's off.
Just looking around.
Scouting.
Yeah, me too.
I have like a weird theory that this is a social experiment.
What do you mean?
And he put like, streamers in a room and he's trying to see what he can create content.
How do you think we're doing?
Terrible.
Fuck. How have we been making about us?
Why have we picked people from this room?
He texted me. A lot.
Fuck you, buddy!
$10,000 calorie challenge, no, no, no, no, 10,000 calorie challenge
Special
Acceptance stamp
acceptance stamp yep and then he's gonna do it right here
Oh Jack that's my shit
It's better service out there to pass.
Can I ask you a quick question?
You want to take it up?
Yo, Mav.
Yo, Mav, you're talking to Stable Renoto, hello?
What the fuck? It's the Six-Seven kid!
He's- he's chocked! Where's the fucking stage?
There's no service in here.
That's pretty legendary. That guy ruined a whole fucking five years of old beams.
What was the question yet, let's do it, yeah?
I keep drawing it!
What is this 6-7 kid doing, man?
He's drawing it.
Okay.
Hey, I'm 24!
Fuck this kid, man, tell him to go fuck himself.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
24!
Hold on, hold on.
How old do you think I am?
34.
34?
That was it?
I don't want to be in the freeway.
What does it take to make sure we're reversing?
How are you going to do it?
I see now
Please give me
Freebie back
Fire
Yo, I'm not kidding. It gets better the more you say it.
Like, no troll.
Are they hype in the chat or no?
Well, they're fucking height
Yeah, go ahead brother
Am I hiring like what do you what do you what is your talent?
No, I'm a talent, you know, jack-of-all-trades.
You see, he denied. He would have said denied.
You see how it just tested you?
What the fuck was that, bro? He would have deadass said denied.
Alright, alright, redo it, redo it, redo it.
Yo, bro, um, Corey, what's your talent, bro?
Ah!
Oh my God.
There you go. Now we got something. Now we got something.
I don't get it.
We got beer butts in the blind. We got Noxie. We got him on. There we go.
Oh, scaring, kaisin' that.
I'mma steal that. Should I go first?
That's good. That's actually good tech.
That's good, huh?
That's good, huh?
Oh, that's good, huh?
Yeah.
Okay.
That's cool.
That's cool.
That's lovely, bro.
What do you use?
I use, you know, Ios?
No.
No Ios?
Ios?
I know Ios, yeah.
I know Ios, yeah.
You buy some.
Come on.
That's not that good.
What's up, man?
What's up, man?
Good?
I'm good.
That's your brother?
Yeah.
You know we could seek 1.1? Mr. 1.1? When can we see Mr. 1.1?
He didn't say a word. Can we go see Mr. 1.1?
Are you even workplace?
I
Mean we're fucked up symbol is that you have to take a shit you got to be
I think I look better
They we look like each other right now
I'm not fucking twain, we come to take over the world.
All right, wish I might take your beat.
Without me, let's come out and work with you.
We'll give a twirl.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine,
Oh
You don't got motion bro, you just did not work
Hey everyone Kaisa pull up no fucking way
Alright, come here, come here, where are you taking me?
No, it's what I'm supposed to be.
No, it's what I'm supposed to be.
No, it's what I'm supposed to be.
But I'm hanging though, I'm hanging though.
You got boots on.
I do got boots on.
I got the pepper stuff on.
Damn bro, did I call you?
He actually told me to fuck off, stop calling him.
You're calling me Lesbians.
Oh!
Bro, we gotta start.
We need to start like a drama or something.
We gotta start at the first like,
you should take someone's hat.
Hey, there's dance.
How much do you play?
It's 1.5.
Wait, do you got a high scale or no?
Do you really got high scale?
Did I?
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit. You go first.
I suppose it's good in here.
Just minus the boots.
Looks like 5 inches.
Step out.
47 inches?
That's like 4 feet.
I don't think this is right.
What is that?
What?
Fucking 4 feet tall, dude.
So if I order 4 of them right now,
I will get here.
I can order food or not.
What y'all on, man?
Clotting, scheming.
Trying to come up with a wreath.
That's the cost, man.
Seasons, YouTube.
I'm spending a year in university.
Hold on, man.
I need this shit bad, man.
Streaming university.
We got a black dude, black dude, a white dude.
That's diversity.
I understand you're white.
No, you're not, man.
Oh, no.
Every day I wake up, I like doing triggers.
What?
But never know this.
I got my side hitter.
Yeah.
I got my side hit up
Oh
Yeah, oh my god yeah.
Oh god.
Say oh god.
Five minutes.
Oh my god. I'm gonna piss myself.
Oh god, alright.
No, no no.
Oh, you gotta be there for me.
No, no, no.
Alright, alright.
Alright, alright.
No, I know his name.
I know his name.
Hey, hold on now, the ripped jeans, what?
Thank you, jeans and LA.
You know what these kind of look like?
It looks like that one episode where SpongeBob was wearing like a diaper jeans.
Hold on.
Wait, whoa.
We gonna get in this, right?
Okay, hold on now.
Ha, yeah.
Look at that shit, man.
Oh, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of
Whoa, you know how we come in and stay, hey, streamer, you y'all
Ha ha ha ha, ha ha, ha ha, ha ha!
Yeeah, you see what's happening?
You can fuck on!
We start to coat, what we gonna, what we gonna film?
Woo, let's start a coat
Woo!
S, S-U-K, that, the sock, streamer, you kill it!
Hey, hey, you better be careful when we suck you off!
Yeah!
You're gonna get sucked up!
Hey, what the fuck is going on in here?
Yo, that's hard!
That's hard, on me!
On me, that's hard!
Hey!
Look at this brain that sucked my dick and balls!
No!
That's what the fuck you did!
You're not supposed to know!
You're not supposed to know!
You're not supposed to know!
You're not supposed to know!
You're not supposed to know!
Hey, still what if you want to suck it cool?
You wanna be homophobic about it?
It's like our hang now. We're gonna start streamer university killers. Suck!
Suck!
You know what this is? Straight suck.
I'm wilding? I'm wilding?
You're wilding. You're wilding. Hard as fuck.
Yo, listen to me, Ted. You don't want this.
Now that's suck material.
That's suck material.
Hey, we gotta go up, yeah? We gotta go up?
Wait, where are you stuck?
Listen, bro. I ain't going to lie.
Everybody go and get sucked off.
What are you going to get sucked off?
Oh my gosh.
What's suck?
What's suck?
Oh my God!
Is he out of his book?
Hey, you get sucked off!
Everybody here.
Everybody's sucked off.
Wait.
Why are we going to the mall?
No, that's gay though.
We're going to be like a suck sign.
It's like, I think, it'd be like a streamer use.
Streamer U, 3, so S, S, wait, S, S, U, wait, S and then make it combine to like that.
Wait, do we do it like this? S, U, K, so we got equipment, it's all like, oh wait, so, so,
I need something like something.
You got any ideas?
I do.
We'll have to hit the table.
We'll have to play some later.
Oh my God! You guys got anything?
Yes.
Oh no.
I don't know!
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm gonna excuse you.
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
Excuse me, I'm sorry.
Wait.
Are you all right?
Are you all right?
Yeah.
Hey!
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Oh, God.
No, we have to go.
Wait.
Wait.
What?
I can't.
I can't.
He denied us.
No troll.
I got a P. You think they'll let me?
No troll.
I can't.
I'm literally just going.
You going to hold it down?
Yes.
Okay guys, you feel me?
Whole lotta suck, whole lotta, you know what I'm saying?
Matter of fact, let me do what Ron does.
Let me get the check going, you know what I'm saying?
Whole lotta suck and whole lotta check.
Check, check, what's up, what's up?
Stay with what we doing, what we doing,
what we doing, come on now.
Rise, rise, rise, rise!
The fries sound good right now.
Rise!
Where'd he go?
I went the right way?
He's watching?
No, I got a check, I got a check.
The fries sound good right now.
If you suck, put SUK in the check, come on now.
Suck, suck, suck, fuck you, talk him out.
a lot of sucking and chatting when we suck for life.
This shit for El, we suck.
Fuck you Tom out.
Suck, come on, man, spam it.
Spam it, man.
Spam it.
Shit got me feeling like it's my turn.
I'm just practicing.
Shit, this practice for streamer, you.
Come on, chat.
Come on, spam this sucks.
Man, this shit look fast.
Come on.
Come on, we suck for El.
We suck for El.
Come on, man.
Yeah, I want to be honest with you.
We suck for El.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
I'm just, you know, I put on a chat
and I'm just practicing for a streamer, you know?
You know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying?
Finally, I'm going back!
I'm going to be honest with you, bro.
I was in the urinal, but someone knew who I was.
He was like, you know what? I couldn't be. I had to sign this. I couldn't be.
I just sat there and I did the snake treat.
Oh yeah, you faked a piss and you get a little tickle, but then you won't fake it.
Yeah.
That's right.
I don't know what to do. I couldn't pee.
It's too much. Let's hope to see you.
Oh, we got some batteries.
How fast do you reload?
You can't.
I can't, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, let me see.
I'm timing it right now.
Well, it's the two of you, it's not the camera though.
Okay, I'm still timing it, I'm still timing it.
You ready?
Come on now, wait! Hey!
You ready?
Mr. 1.1, you ready for me?
Bro, you see, I got a pee really badly.
You don't see anything.
I didn't.
No, someone with dead ass was next to me and he was like,
Rod?
No.
No.
Oh, whoa.
And also, when I pee now, I let out, like,
I have to shit really bad.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh.
I literally had a life.
Oh, I literally just had a fucking life.
I tried to shit real tough.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
Now that I talk about it, you know, when you shit,
like, this comes out better.
I promise you.
I'm not your tourney.
I get that.
Oh, you got to hold it down.
I got you.
I got you.
OK, OK, fuck.
OK, guys.
This guy, Juan, is just, he's going through a whole lot
bathroom breaks and I looked at I think I think I think Ron has got a good five
minutes you know hopefully invite your suck teammate and you know we get lit
you know just keep excited suck boys you know y'all said Kai's in the chat hey
Kai I know you're watching come on man it's not gonna hurt suck boys you want
join fuck so ladies how's it going you're not
you're not talking to the first time I work for you don't you know what's our
game he's been to beyond niggas and launching shit I need it up my pay
credit ladies he works for me I don't think I could afford to me he's too good
What is your job?
Thank you.
No, Ron!
Don't be in that bag.
That would be a pocket watch.
All right.
I need you to look.
Come on.
If you want a pocket watch, go ahead.
I'm going to have a pocket watch.
I'm the first number.
I ain't going to do that to Ron.
Not here.
You've got to be here.
Go ahead.
You can't stay here.
Okay.
I guess.
Now, Sam, look.
I'm not going to lie.
I'm just blessed to be here, you know?
You're glazing my camera, aren't you?
You might need a bad girl camera man, I never fuck through.
I broke bar you.
I broke bar you.
Spell food stamps.
What? I'm broken shit.
I'm not. Spell food stamps.
I ain't go lie.
I can't beat your broken shit.
We're in nigga shit.
Yo shit was different though.
I ain't dare to get it.
We basically all the same level shit.
Alright chat, I just got this.
I broke it.
No shit this time.
Now I had two people that knew me
and one of them, the store doesn't lock
So they held the door for me to keep it shut.
Say you swear.
I swear to God.
You look like one of the book.
I did, I did.
I got it, I got it.
You know, I don't care.
What's up with my...
I smell good as fuck.
What's something of it?
Why do you got a bug on my head?
You think I had the gutter?
Got it?
Come on, bro, that's...
It's still funny a little bit, right?
I gotta get busy with my act.
So, how much...
Are we gonna wait?
I just had a curiosity.
I'm like,
because I heard that at number 40.
Fuck, are we at the DMV?
Fuck, I'm at 40.
I don't know.
We could be here for a while.
But it's okay, man.
Maybe we can start like an anthem or something like that.
We gotta think of like, we gotta start,
we can low key make jackets.
We can make this like a thing, bro.
No, we get asked,
and jump people in on some suck shit?
Yeah, but we gotta wait.
Are you with it or not?
Yeah, do you want to get jumped in the suck or like,
What do we do at SILK?
We got stuff to do.
Oh, brother.
I asked him where he's been.
Thanks!
What do we do at SILK?
We're a university killer.
Oh!
I've been told this is not going to get experienced.
Now what y'all doing?
There we go.
Okay, now look, you're not in it yet.
You're going to have to show us a report.
Show us?
I do have that somewhat.
Hey, show us your work, bro.
Exactly, show us your work.
I'm gonna show you how great I am.
What?
I'll say, I'll say, I'll say that one again.
You put the words on there to make it white, bro.
Oh.
But if this doesn't suck material,
you're gonna have to do it.
You're gonna have to do it.
You're gonna have to do it.
You're gonna have to do it.
You're gonna have to do it.
I should be a man you think for now bro why he's not getting it
He's just not
Okay but why'd he came in and you
Oh oh oh, why'd you say his name
I was gonna be like nah haha
Yes!
Okay, okay first slide
Any minute now we should be going in
Any minute
I'm gonna use up all of our content.
We're starting to go-
Man, it sucked!
Man, I can't really last suck.
Let's give him a break.
Adbreak!
I'll break it! I'll break it!
Run the ad, Toss.
Alright, now the coast is clear.
What do we actually do for the next hour?
Check some maps.
I don't know. What's your plan when you go in?
I'm not saying it worked. It's just...
Oh, it's just noise.
You want to be as fucked as that?
Yeah, man!
Come on, I'm not gonna be stuck in here anymore.
Yo, wait, put on the missing dollar.
You need it to suck.
It's streaming.
I'm saying, I'm not gonna be able to see where you're gonna kill us.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You're gonna hurt us.
It's not sucked, dude.
What are you doing?
Bro, get with the way.
You're literally streaming the verse to kill us.
You're gonna try to mimic it and make it up.
You're trying to be literally lucky.
And I don't like that.
You're trying to make it big.
I got no content left, I got no ideas, no nothing to do with it.
I might have to quit in the repros, I got nothing bro, okay okay okay.
See you in that news
My good my good you go my good you go is he ready
We good I am good to go
What the fuck?
You think you're not going to say anything?
Yeah, I'm doing this.
We're just...
Fuck you nigga!
Fuck you!
I'm a fake ass bitch ass old ass dumbass!
Traits in your head!
It's bad to see y'all at the moment.
It's the first time I've seen you.
What's your weight?
This is also a mortgage.
What?
You're not a mortgage?
No.
If I do, I'll support you.
It's chillin' bro.
You focus.
Cherry ho do jersey.
Why are you laughing?
I see them out of the church.
Ehh! Ehh! Ehh!
Yo dude, I'm gonna laugh. I'm gonna laugh.
I'm gonna slap the buggy.
I hope I actually did that after that.
No matter what you said, it's just so funny.
Cherry on the church.
Don't you guys happen to?
I don't think it's funny.
It's fucking funny.
What the fuck is fun?
So?
What's wrong with extensions?
Your Dean had them.
So you gonna make one of them for that too?
Oh.
So what's about shooting you, huh?
You want a man?
No what?
Oh alright.
No balls in these fucking pants, yeah?
No balls in these fucking pants!
Big fucking balls.
I think I'll show you the next video.
Yo, bro.
Yo, is that a new replacement?
Yo.
Yo, yo, Jason, what's you doing, bro?
You getting cold?
Yeah, I'm gonna stay up.
Of course, bro.
Bro, what?
If I'm going, you go.
Really?
You mean it? On the bottom of your heart? On suck?
Come on, suck it.
How do they be blessed?
Oh, yeah, bro. I got you, bro, yeah, for sure.
Really?
I didn't even realize you were wearing black forces.
Oh, and the scraps? What do you mean?
What do we do?
Oh, I mean, like, did you ask me what we do?
Like, why don't we ask the cat out of my own pocket?
What do we do? What do we do with this box? We're stuck in this fuckin' box.
I don't know. Do you want to stretch? I'm not playing Truth or Dare with him.
I want to stretch!
Yeah, Rob, we're starting to, uh, cold.
We're gonna start a cold.
A cold?
Yeah.
It's a cold.
Uh, suck.
Suck.
And it stands for streamer university killers.
Killers.
Killers.
Give us you, you made it or not?
Yeah, man.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm in.
Hold her again.
It's a boat.
Say a mixture.
Suck.
Suck.
Suck.
Why do you keep coming back for the second time and saying you're going to sit here?
I know.
You're a model.
You could jump from there.
One God I have to sit so bad.
I'm just scared because dude none of the doors shut in the bathroom and the kids keep saying
my name every time I go like that.
You need a laxative?
No, no, it'll come out.
If I sat down it would come out.
Well you're worried like people are going to like sit like a phone under the door and
you're going to be shitting?
Oh my God, yes.
That's why you should be scared of a high school girl.
It's not going to change.
You ready or no?
I've been practicing my speech.
Go ahead.
Yo, let's hear it.
I love Needs to That.
I used to go to university.
And I got made fun of. I got caught up paid.
I got told to oink.
Everybody left me out.
They were raising girls and going to parties.
And I was a loser.
And then my grandma passed away.
She got hit by a train.
And my second year, my grandpa had a heart attack.
And ever since then, I hate Christmas and Thanksgiving.
And I feel like this is a second opportunity for me to enjoy being at university.
And my uncle used to touch my nipples and suck my earlobes.
And it just hurts.
Are you biting your teeth?
He's going to deny you, bro.
Ain't nobody giving a fuck about the dead grandma story,
dead uncle, uncle fucking touched me as a child,
bro, kick rocks, bro.
Are you kidding me?
Yes.
What the fuck is that, bro?
Yes, I'm trauma dumping.
And then what's your talent?
I'm going to be a mothon, a whole monitor, as you can say.
Oh my god, that's kind.
I don't understand that, but why was it?
Where's your resume?
Right here.
Not bad, yeah?
29% body fat, 2.1 UPA, petite witty pine, smells, mailman for 45 minutes, FNCS champion, 7 years of streaming,
talented, the clip, stable Ronaldo, matter, what's matter?
Yeah, not that much.
And then like right here I copied it.
Yep, X7 can stamp.
Love it.
Love it.
Love it.
You go.
Love it.
I'm just ready.
Wait, there's new people coming in.
Is that Loby?
Hold on, I'll be back in one second.
I wanna see what Loby did.
Loby!
No, no!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
All right, Cory, I thought you touched your pants.
Ha, you're back.
You're back, all right.
What's the matter?
Here, wait, hold on.
Go, bro.
Hold on, hold on.
Oh, oh, oh, shit.
Ah, ah, ah.
Oh, gee, oh, gee, oh, gee.
Thanks, sir.
Thanks, sir.
I am
I am
Wait, I'm watching this
I mean, while I'm in a new world
I'm thinking it might be the best attorney game
It's all gonna suck
Streamer University Chalice
Where'd you go?
What do we do now?
Oh my god, my god
I'm gonna get a clip. I'm gonna get a clip.
Hey, fuck you!
Oh my god, damn, man! You guys are your buddies!
Hey, man, fuck you!
I
Wonder how much money he made
I'm a lot chat one thing about that guy is he made
Hey, I'm not gonna how much money he'd be making like he'd be making way too much goddamn honey
Oh my God!
You fucking guy, just fuck the old!
No, I'm not doing it.
Who's the answer to this, bro?
Who's the answer to this?
Who's the old one?
Yeah, you're getting cold.
Oh, we're next.
Oh, we're next?
Jason.
I think I'm next.
Oh, no?
Who's the guy who picks?
Who is it?
Wait, who's the guy who picks people?
Fuck, he just walked out.
Yo, ain't I just saw the guy?
Yeah, right?
You know me?
I'm trying solution, yeah.
I got to make sure no one rip this off of me.
I'm gonna give you a piece of it.
I'm gonna give you a piece of it.
It's gross!
Goddamn!
I ain't hearing no no.
So what now?
What do you want to do?
Hey, I'm not gonna go on the phone.
I'm gonna fuck you, man.
What are you doing?
I'm gonna be honest with you right now.
He relevant!
That's him, that guy, right? That's the guy who does that shit?
So, I'm gonna forget about his own.
What's his own?
Kai Seaton, man!
Japan!
Oh my god it's time.
Woo!
Woo!
I'm so glad the police!
It's nice.
So I am going home.
I don't got a warrant officer.
Hey officer, I don't got a warrant.
Come arrest me.
Oh shit.
What's going on?
Take me instead.
Of course I have passports.
I hope you've got it.
Hey sir.
Take me instead.
Take me instead.
Take me instead.
Take me instead.
Take me instead.
Take me instead.
Take me instead.
We're hoping for this.
Hi, sir.
Hi, sir.
Hi, sir.
We're getting an escort.
Oh, you're about to escort us.
Oh, you guys are for us?
Let's go.
Hi, sir.
Hi, sir.
Hi, sir.
Who are you for?
Officer of what?
No one.
Oh, hey, officer.
It's me, Pawpaw.
I'm who you are.
You guys just say something.
Your haircut is on fleek today.
Her haircut.
She's not lying.
You just like, you know, you just walk in it.
Yeah.
I got a jumpsuit in my pocket.
Officer.
wait what's with that ass?
why is this here?
sick of you?
yeah bro
it's our frauds mask on at USC
sick of you
oh that's what you're doing
what is that?
what?
it's a boy
it's a boy
it's a boy
is he dead?
no
he's chilling bro
What?
Are you?
Yeah.
You sure?
Yeah.
Just a bite?
Yeah.
A bite?
Yeah.
So, first for everything?
Yeah.
First for everything?
So, we just...
Oh my god, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
We want all the...
We want all the...
That farce lives.
26.
Please, Max.
We want all of it.
Please, I want to put it on ground.
Ace out.
Custom made.
Let's give them a tag.
See if you can give that message to everybody.
You got you.
You want a satchee?
I'm just trying for my satchee.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Hey, that's work A-trek.
So we're going to do a C.
I just graduated at 3rd and they're right now.
This is our fraternity's past.
His name's Moosh.
Moosh.
I'm on top of the C.
Yeah, yeah.
Moosh, Moosh, Moosh, Moosh.
Oh, God, I'm on top of the C.
That's pretty sick.
Are you going for the work?
Yeah, well, he's going to take it off right now
so you guys can't get the full grasp of how they're doing.
Are you getting stressed or not?
No, I'm not.
No, you're chillin, you're chillin.
What's the last time I did it?
Oh my god.
Damn, it's, yeah.
Oh my god.
What's what I thought you were doing?
What? Bro, he looks stressed out.
It's gripping the hookbook?
Oh my god.
Are you serious?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
It's literally break right now.
Literally break?
Like what the fuck?
Do they have a phone?
Thank you so much.
How much does it cost?
Let's put him in the wilderness, bro.
Let's save him.
Amazon!
Oh, hell no.
How much do you...
Wait, that's...
Wait, is Orky going?
Thanks, man.
Let's see what I've got.
Oh my god.
Oh shoot, oh shoot.
We gotta get a squad squad.
No, no, no, no, no! My bitrate!
Oh my god, now let's go fuck him, right?
Oh my god, here it comes.
He's high, he's in a good mood, he's in a good mood.
Oh my god, he's taking applications.
Oh no.
Oh no.
I have to help him.
Hold on.
Oh my god, bro, he's in a good mood, this is good for us to go to the show.
What are you doing?
You cannot speak at all.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh, we know he's doing it by himself now.
Oh, we know he's doing it by himself now.
Guys, what's up?
Now walk around.
Why do you want to go to Schumer University?
I was one of the ones that was going around, helping people with their settlement, making sure they were right.
I was one of the ones that made sure my girls were right.
Too much, too much, too much. You gotta get to the point.
Oh
No, oh no
Oh no. Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh my god, he's getting kicked out of the school.
Oh my god.
Yo, wait, what the fuck?
What the fuck?
Wait, what do we say?
What do we actually say?
What do I say?
Bro, he took an application.
I don't think he can say anything.
I don't know.
I feel like...
Bro, he dead assed.
What the fuck?
The same payphone?
Why?
You cannot talk at all.
No, no, you gotta practice now. One go.
Put him up!
I didn't...
I was not a troll. He got kicked.
Did you not dab him up?
Did you not kick him out?
No talk, I'm from the camera.
You got camera?
Who's going in solo?
You're fucked.
I came out of the struggle. I'm so hungry.
It's Gigi, I'm not allowed.
How do you answer the question?
Like, why do you want to come to Schroeder University? What is the right answer?
What does he want to hear?
It's not what he wants to hear, it's how it feels.
I want to help people succeed. I want to help the special needs for this.
I want to be the guy that helps everybody.
Denied!
No, no, no.
No, no, that's a good pitch. That's a good pitch.
No, that's a good pitch.
That's a good pitch.
That's a good pitch.
That's a good pitch.
No, you want to help?
No, no, no. I'm ulting.
If he kicks me out, I'm missing paper.
I'm just gonna say, yes.
Yes, I like it.
No, no, let me have it.
Yes, I like it.
Jason, you're next.
Yo, they killed Archie, what happened?
Actually, they murdered Archie.
Yo, yo, yo.
Are you gonna lose?
Are we gonna die?
Ask Cuddy.
I'm gonna do a push-up game.
Everybody watch out.
Then I get it.
Yes, yes, yes.
Cuddy is security, right?
Yes, yes.
Cuddy, Cuddy, Cuddy.
That's pretty old.
Okay, then.
But then he might get us.
Take that as an insult.
I think you're up close.
I'm fucking standing around.
Well, our team think he actually died.
If you get denied, you might...
You die!
Tell me something deeper.
I want to inspire people on streaming,
but there's dreams beyond streaming.
Some people want to create content.
Some people want to be a creator.
Some might even want to say they might want to be a content creator.
Yeah, that's a good... I like that.
I'm scared, I'm scared, I have to pee.
I'm scared, I'm scared.
Oh my god, oh god, oh my god, yeah?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Where's Jason?
Ohhhh!
Hey, hey, hey, good luck, bro.
Who won, Jason?
We're running for you!
Oh my god, we watched this in silence.
Oh, it's over here.
Why did I kick off with the brakes?
I ain't gonna lie, I'm nervous.
He's got no bit right though.
Just launch out the door and make sure the doors are shut.
Be down low.
Be down.
The main thing they keep saying is what do you bring to Schumer University?
He always says?
Yes.
Is it?
What the fuck do you say?
What the fuck do you bring?
No, I don't bring shit.
That's what I was saying.
I was like, what the fuck do we bring?
Nothing.
You don't bring shit.
We're literally the most average humans except for Marlon.
What?
The fuck is your problem?
I'm a pretty average dude.
The question is, do I go in there on some sane shit off the bat?
I see
So if you get denied, it's over right? No, it's right. It's right. She's right.
No, he looks so tall too
If I make you make me, which means we're both going to be together, this is the host I'll never, I'll tell him no words to that.
But all angles.
Oh man, this shit is stressful, yeah.
Hey, you know who you're trying to do?
I just straight down to the place.
Yeah. Yeah.
Look at his eyes, don't look at the chat.
Come on.
Come on.
What do you bring to the street, Mercy?
Are you crying?
No, don't be nervous, bro.
Logan, it's okay, it's okay.
My whole family died.
Oh my god.
Please, can I love you?
Damn, no, not the family.
Oh boy.
Oh, oh boy.
What is that?
What is that?
Thank you so much.
What the fuck?
What is that?
What are you doing in here?
Mauling.
Did you order that?
Yes.
How did you think I should be screwed?
How does Amazon Prime work that fast?
How do you bring it to you?
How do you know yourself?
What draws you where?
Is this the back door?
Where's the master leaking them out?
No, I don't use it.
I'll do it.
Go to the door.
Check on this.
I'm leaving my children.
Oh, fuck.
Bye.
I might execute that.
Wait, does anyone got accepted?
No, Archie was the only one that went.
Oh, yeah.
He's the first one.
Anyone get accepted in New York?
I don't think I was allowed to drive.
What the fuck is this?!
What's she got here?
What's this?
Is she the real one?
Hey hey!
Is she that little?
Is she my little?
What the fuck?
Oh my god.
I want to go into the basement.
Congratulations!
What the fuck are you going to say?
I have no idea.
I'll just tag me and everything.
If it keeps up with me right now.
What's your approximate, Mike?
What's your status?
I'm just going there to talk to him.
What do you mean?
I'm just going to figure this out.
He's a cop, yeah.
He's a cop, yeah.
I can't show my body till August.
Nobody can get out of here.
I can't show my body until August.
Yeah, New York.
Yo, jeez.
Nice of a hot, uh, low-lives, maybe?
Nobody read a good amount of six-pack.
Well, I'm not gonna lie, bro.
I'm gonna...
I don't even know no more.
I'm nervous.
You got the nervousness?
I got to take a shit. ASAP.
Like I said, dude.
I've never had to talk to you while I was two.
I've never missed anxiety and losing time.
Oh, how do you find us?
Take a seat, brother.
No, my good friend.
Okay, then we'll go outside.
Oh my gosh, bro!
You've got to open the door.
Open it, open it, open it, open it, open it.
Let's keep the door open.
Oh, it's your attention.
Why?
Yeah, that's when you sit on it.
Is he playing?
I think it's gonna be nice. I think it's gonna be real nice.
Yo, I'm not gonna lie. I bet I still know what to say.
Where did you get this shit?
What the fuck? How did you get these?
Yo, there's no way.
Are you sure, bro?
Yeah, tell me then.
What the fuck?
Oh my gosh, how do you have everything?
This is not what I was going to say.
This is what I was going to say.
This is what I was going to say.
I will be there. I will be there.
Remember me. I'm from the world.
This is not what I was going to say.
Oh man, imagine.
He gets accepted in there.
I'm doing my free time, bro.
Tyler, please.
I'm nervous for him bro.
What if I get a shit by myself all the time?
I haven't hit a shit so badly.
Have we actually?
Yes.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
He's got a big belly.
Oh my god.
He's got a big belly.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
He's got a big belly.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
He's got a big belly.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Okay, we got another one.
I don't see where it starts.
What?
I had issues.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Oh, it's on.
As soon as the door closes, you're good to go in, all right?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Just sit the fucking ways.
Sit down.
Sir, I'm going to be a professor, a professor.
Just hurry one at one, I'm going to teach people that inspired youth
how to not be embarrassed to embarrass themselves
because that isn't one of the key parts of being a great streamer.
You, me, we all know.
How can my man ever teach me a thing?
How you doing, boy?
Be good.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
I would have folded.
Oh, my God, I would have folded.
I'm not going to have social anxiety, how to deal with problems and attack them, but I'm not embarrassed to embarrass myself.
Okay, there's a limit.
Hey.
Oh, it's a little quiet.
Jason, sir, why should you be a student at the university?
Why should you be anybody else?
I feel like I've had the accolades of achievements to teach and inspire young, young, or strangers to be quick.
Seven days on an island, by myself, okay, and talking resilience, to be mentally affluent, to be able to believe in myself.
And that is what is needed to, uh, uh, uh, uh, to do new strangers.
I'm holding a desk. It's good.
I want to, I want to teach to you, I want to inspire you.
I think it's not too much.
I think it's too much.
Ah.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
So if I scare this way here, Riggs, this ain't JectvT, is it?
You said no hang on, it's not hang out.
So if I take a picture of this one right now, yes, it's JectvT, don't lie.
Bro, my shit's not right.
I did, S.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
Wait a second.
I got to shit myself.
Alright.
Oh my god.
I got to shit myself.
Alright!
This game is right here.
Put it into my chat, GBTE, AI tracker.
Alright!
Slow as I fall.
What the fuck is going on?
That's what I did because I'm gonna be great. I'm gonna be fine. You know
Mr. Sinan, oh
Wait wait wait wait wait wait
Come back come back
Oh my gosh wait
There's no way to save you
If I be able to push you
Push your faith in no elbow bending
Oh
That's how I was born
No you didn't get a fuck off
Oh no
You sold
This is sold
I'm the persistent ass needle
Please no
I
No
No
Please
oh my god
no
Oh my God
That's one of those now
Wait for it
No
Hey, didn't he say like
Oh my goodness
You're not in person?
I don't know brother
He got greedy bro
He got greedy
I'm going to start calling the slow guy
up soon
hold on
Hold on
Oh my god
Oh God
Oh he got rejected
We're down boy
What?
I'm eating this shit more than anything.
Kai, see you now!
Oh my god, you're gonna get like something.
Oh no.
Oh my god.
One down, boys.
One down.
How the fuck you down now?
I got fucking denied bro.
I got fucking denied bro.
I'm not alive bro.
My aunt will save me.
I can sing paypal then.
I'll be a real jester.
Like real talk.
I'll sing that whole shit.
Maybe I hit it with little new beginnings.
Wake up and the sun's going down.
You know that shit we're doing.
No, it's not good.
I got no tits.
I got the tits.
I don't want to get denied.
I don't want to get denied.
I don't want to get denied.
I don't want to get denied.
No, I don't let it go to a two-in-a-world.
But then what was the secret?
It disappeared.
Jason is gone, bro.
Oh, do we have to keep that whole thing?
I'll take the sugar real quick.
Huh?
I can't use my paper to get it.
Let's not be out of here.
Don't pretend to see the marlin on the other side.
I'm cooked.
Oh, yeah, you are, yeah.
Damn, so no paper at all, maybe?
I think we should go and add sugar first.
But you might put it on the same book as I do.
But it's inside.
He's getting kicked out of the school!
Oh my!
Oh, shit!
And they have the nerve to ask for a photo?
Oh my!
You got the nice hole!
The fuck!
You're the same fucking bull!
I don't even know what to say, bro, hi, see, nah, it's not going to work, bro.
It's over, bro. Like, dead serious. I don't know.
He said not to glaz-
I'm not gonna fall for glaz-
I need this.
My mom got a home, mister.
I should've known what you were doing.
Damn it!
I should've had a word here.
I'm not gonna lie, bro. My oath is my last hope. I have no talent.
Ron, what makes you different?
What makes me different is some people want to be a creator, some people want to create content.
I'm a content creator.
Yeah, that's hard. That's hard. That's hard.
Yes.
That's it. That's it.
Yeah. That's it.
I'll show you.
Cover that.
Oh my god.
They're saying is Rekai here?
Say what lie Rekai's here?
He's on the way. What the fuck is this? Who is that?
Tappy
Wait, bro, you bring my bag?
You bring my bag?
My bag?
My bag.
Turn it out to me.
You don't want it.
Okay.
You're saying Cuddy can lift me up?
If he even tries, I'm doing this.
No, I have my lawyer, Lucas Goldstein, on the line.
Cuddy, trust me?
Cuddy?
Cuddy.
First thing I'm doing?
Flash him.
Yeah.
I'm gonna put...
What's that?
What the fuck is this?
I'm coming back to get a new suit.
I'm on my journey.
How did you? Where did you?
I was actually having an idea.
Go until you get accepted.
Go until you get accepted. And then on top of that, last but not least.
Gotta go, go, run, love.
I'm a boo-boo-boo-boo.
You're gonna be a...
A...
Oh, monkey? Yeah, that's a...
Yeah.
I'm not gonna lie bro, this is, dude, we're down, Jason.
Yeah, we're down.
Is Marlin going yet?
Wait, Marlin's next?
I just wish I had my segue bro.
This is fucked.
This is gently, gently serious as fuck.
Don't worry.
Y'all get eliminated?
I'm the last chance.
It's fucking over.
No.
It's dead ass over.
We can fix this.
something help yo bro what happened wait what was the thing that you fucked up
you think
apparently I used AI but I didn't use AI on my application. I didn't use AI bro are you good bro?
are you in the school still or no?
oh well they're about to send me to fucking death chamber I'm gonna get a lunch or two
You die if you don't get accepted?
What?
Did you destroy the university or death?
Please, bro, do anything you can.
Please, bro.
Alright, bro. Listen, listen.
I'm going to try to talk to them, bro, when I see them.
Please, bro. Thank you.
Alright.
You die?
What's wrong?
What's wrong?
tickets to stream to get two options bro you either become a streamer you or
you die can I leave this can I get out of here is that like the last is this
Oh, that's fucked up. I quit. Oh my gosh, I'm fucked.
I'm dead as fuck. No, there's no way.
That's creepy, seriously. I'm dead as fuck, like...
Like, no, this is serious, isn't it, really?
No, I gotta be in the dream. Like, there's no fucking way.
There's no fucking way. Like, you know, like, dead ass, like...
Come on, like, top dogs win first. We're fucked.
Like, it's okay, buddy. At least you got a nice hair, bro.
All right, boys, we're good.
No, yeah, I know how to do it.
We're good?
Yeah, we're good.
He's here.
He's here.
Thank God, I almost tweaked.
What do you mean we, bro?
Me almost tweaked.
Fuck, we're good.
No, I'm not going to lie.
JC got kicked out of the school.
I know.
No, no.
If you get an idea, I'll let you out of school completely.
That's my tickets.
I'm actually telling you, man.
OK.
OK.
I'm actually going to tweak.
I'm gone.
I'm going to tweak.
Lacey, OK, I got it.
You're all 10,000 calories.
You're all mob. You're all people.
Yes.
My old...
Gorilla. Lighten up my Gorilla.
What?
What?
That's the love.
My Gorilla.
Gorilla. Gorilla. Gorilla.
That's your old control.
Tam, I don't have anything else.
It's in my ass.
Go ahead.
Fuck it.
Yeah.
Gorilla.
Yeah.
Gorilla.
Bro!
Oh, no.
Oh, no, no.
Oh, no.
Are we going to actually...
Yo, are we going to actually fucking like give an eye?
I'm convinced now that no one's getting accepted. What are you looking for?
Oh, yeah.
Yo, I'm not kidding.
Kai, see, nah!
That's right, that's right.
No, he might like it.
He might get us like it.
But from what I've seen so far,
Ness is going to get you tonight.
Oh, God?
Ness, yeah.
Kai, I shouldn't do it.
I'm full-glazing.
Get ass?
Full-glazing.
I'm not always.
I just thought I could then just get me a glaze.
Did I sing the song or not?
Sing it better.
I see now, let me get free Vida
What the fuck is that?
You're just gonna look schoolboy in here.
It's a mall club.
Except for Trippin, bro.
Trippin, bro.
Well, not on Trippin. Jason died.
He's killing him.
Please, can I help you?
What are you gaming at?
What are you gaming at?
Oh, two, two.
That's so good for us.
That's really so good for us.
Yeah.
Just give me my mug.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
He's in my ship.
I was saying take your office.
I'm going to call.
Oh, fuck off, bro.
I was saying you could start a call.
I was very soon with my baby.
No, you got to keep that on.
Actually, that's really good.
You could appreciate it, too, I think.
I mean, for the culture, like, you know, duty is right around the bush.
I love the problem.
I thought that's lovely.
Seriously.
Whatever you need, but if he'd arrayed that day, he'd...
No, I don't want to array.
Oh, I know.
That's not me.
What do you even do there, Jake?
I think I'm gonna do it.
Are you fucking kidding me?
No.
I can do it at the first floor.
Right?
Absolutely.
I can make your dreams into a reality.
That's all about what Schumer view is.
It's Charlie's dreams into a reality.
I know what I said that.
Oh my god.
Oh my god!
Look, I know sketeers.
He goes straight to the dark.
He goes straight to the dark.
He goes straight to the dark.
He goes straight to the dark.
I don't know.
That's the one.
That's the one.
That's the one.
That's the one.
No, that's the one.
That's the one.
That's the one.
That's the one.
That's the one. Oh my god, she called him.
I ain't gonna lie.
You're a model, and they're looking for you.
I'm just playing, look at you all the time.
Get your dog.
Damn fuck!
Get your dog, wait.
Who's next up? Who's next? Lacey?
Yeah, that's a good old, right?
Yo, A-Won, who do you think is gonna be first?
Me or Lacey?
Kai, see, nah, please give me that B-Vat.
I'm excited to get Kai.
Yo, A-Won.
No!
Yo, Ron.
Don't do it!
Yo, Ron, do it, this.
You sing it like, B-Bad.
It's B-Bad.
Yeah, exactly.
Here's the thing.
He's so in detail.
He's going to be like, you can suspect him on the brain
by saying that.
Don't actually put the fuck up on him.
You know what I'm saying?
Fuck him up.
Like, he's not like, you know what I mean?
He's not like, you know what I mean?
He's not like, you know what I mean?
Fuck.
I'm at a payphone.
You heard that shit though, right?
You heard that like, look.
Phone.
I hear him on the tap.
I don't have the sounding Bernie nominations.
It's worry, bro.
Hey, anyone out there who's watching, man,
if you ever feel like killing yourself,
don't do it.
Don't do it.
What if...
No, no, what do you say?
No, I have to, I'm not getting it.
Don't, I got this.
Take it a little biter, come on, ladies.
What's going on over here?
Is this where all the cool boys are hanging out?
Yeah, are we cool?
What's good? What else?
My friend?
I'm never watching my hands ever again.
Wait, what?
I know.
What are you doing with that donut, bro?
You gotta stop doing shit like that.
You have to chill.
You act like you've never seen a donut in your life.
What?
What's up, bro? What's going on?
Oh, shit.
No shit.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
Fuck, I'm sorry.
Am I doing too much?
No, I'm really good.
Oh, shit.
Hold on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Equalization.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fucking straighter.
What do you even say?
What's up?
What do you even say?
Okay, you know, you're stressed a little bit.
So my bit is, my bit is I'm going to go.
And so I'm with Dick.
And he's going to help me go grab water.
And I'm going to grab a box of donuts.
I'm bringing it back.
Who are you?
Who do you want to call?
I thought you were lying.
What's the catch?
What's the catch? Are you going to the university?
No, okay. You're getting fucking night.
Where's Haskell?
No, no. Where is he?
I got some other stuff going on.
Where is Haskell?
I'm just coming to the airport.
Where is he?
He died.
He died?
I'm really not gonna lie bro. I saw your uh, I was watching you.
I'm stressing my friend just fucking died.
Oh shit.
I don't know what we're talking about.
Like what are we doing right now?
We're about to fucking go in if this is what we're talking about.
Fucking donuts, you fat piece of fucking bacon.
The fuck are you talking about?
I'm so stressed bro.
Why are you stressed man?
I don't want to go home.
Ron, what makes you different?
Oh, we're gonna go home.
We're gonna go fucking home, buddy.
I'm not talking about it.
Oh, we're gonna go home.
It's okay, just talk to my dad.
Oh, fuck yeah.
Fuck out of here, bro.
It's too loud.
It's too loud.
What's going on, bro?
We're just gonna sit in that side for about an hour and a half
and a half, all together.
Didn't I?
The other side.
Yeah.
Dead silent.
No music, no nothing.
Actually, zero.
Y'all can't even fucking side your truck?
Yes.
What do you get in a fucking Uber?
I want one.
Oh, yeah.
Even worse.
What?
Even fucking worse.
Oh, my God.
Just chill me God. I'm ready to go out.
Why the fuck do you keep appearing though?
Is there a problem?
It's the worst moment!
Fuck! Just leave!
No, at Schumer University, we accept everyone.
That's not how we live.
I must push on your ass.
Fuck, that's not how we live.
Everybody, everybody. Everyone can make it. Everyone can be who they want to be.
It's all about determination.
And you shut the door again.
You're good at it, Elphys.
How do you sell this bad to you?
Are you made for this shit?
Are you gonna do that for me?
I'm gonna freak out, bro.
That's your problem. You're supposed to open it.
You can't act tough wearing neon green shoes, bro.
You can't do that. That's something you can't do.
You know what I mean?
Neon?
You're wearing neon green shoes. I said neon.
Wow.
You want a donut?
Hey, give me a donut and show me how you were doing in there.
Yeah, yeah.
Give me a donut.
You're going to lock the door on me.
No, I'm not.
I just want a donut.
Yo.
Yo, come on.
Hey, you know what, man?
They did that shit in high school, too.
That's why I don't lock.
That's why I don't lock.
That's why I don't lock.
That's why I don't lock.
What the fuck are you doing?
The door's locked.
The door's locked.
Are all the hell out of the way?
Stay on guard.
That's coming in.
Stay on guard.
That's coming in.
Stay on guard.
Oh, sure.
Where do you see that?
Oh, I wish I'm on football, though.
Sorry, man.
I'm just a kid.
Hold on to my rope.
I don't know what to do.
I actually am tripping.
Stop fucking tripping so much, fucking bitch.
Get in there and be confident.
Go to the stream with you.
All right? You too, bro.
Well, I've met a lot.
I know.
I want to start a wacky club like Guns Club or something like that.
Guns Club?
I don't know what a club is.
What are you, those fucking threats in a school?
You know, he might, I was saying he should be there.
This is a suggestion.
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
You guys actually didn't lock it on me.
Oh my God!
Don't kill me God!
Look, Ron, what's going on?
Are you okay?
I'm actually concerned now.
Oh my God!
I need to die!
I need to die!
I need to die!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
What's going on, bro?
What's going on, bro?
I'm fucking stressed.
I'm fucking stressed.
Okay, alright.
I want to die.
I want to die.
I want to die.
I want to die.
I don't want to hear these words.
Did you get accepted?
Say on God!
Oh, you got him.
Say on God.
I did.
Say on God.
Where's he again?
Say on God.
You got accepted high school.
I'm entering university.
Congratulations, bro!
I got to leave the rest of the class.
Oh, you're lying.
I wish I got it.
Oh, I wish I got it.
I wish I got it.
I wish I got it.
I wish I got it.
I got it.
Oh, fuck it.
You know how to tie a tie?
Yeah, you can probably do it.
I actually do.
Oh my, actually?
Fuck it.
This is how we're going to do it.
How did this small room become this so big?
I would actually go to the main place.
So you want to do this?
Well, remember right here?
Are you looking for me?
Yeah.
What are your thoughts on facing getting denied?
No, no, no, I'm not.
I'm fucking hurt.
I want to leave it for a second.
I don't fucking know.
I'm sorry.
Me as poor, like, I'm going to just work so hard for this moment.
I'm just, I'm just, I'm just painless.
It's just, it's just a, it's just a, it's stressful!
What the fuck?
Any thoughts?
Joe, my friend is dead, they killed him, I think.
No, did they not just murder him?
Joe, maybe we can end this ex-man in this year.
What kind of question is this?
I just realized I needed it.
Sorry, I'm sorry for your illness.
Are you really sorry?
Are you really sorry?
Yes.
I'm not gonna lie, bro.
Go for it.
No.
No.
What are you doing?
We're gonna need to leave!
And if you wanna write one in like that, you wanna go and get to my house?
Okay, yeah, put one in like right here.
I'm gonna die!
Sit down with us, bro! Walk in!
Oh, my God!
You're not gonna do that!
I'm gonna die!
Hey, bro, what's the fucking problem?
This A-seeing was cool!
Tell the janitor she lives in the wrong apartment!
I don't like the fact that you're tall!
That's why I was here.
Yeah.
I can't wait, bro.
Right when you're talking to Kyle and say, oh, my god.
Place me on the top.
Please.
I'm in student university.
I want to be the most good thing.
Wrong.
Oh, my god.
I want to be the most good thing.
This is meat!
This is meaty pie!
I've been sitting here in a room with a bunch of peanuts
for three hours.
This is my moment.
I don't want to be the streamer.
I don't want to do this anymore.
I don't want to follow the run around.
I don't want to do this.
I want to be in the university.
I want to be in the rear.
What's that for, dude?
I am a walkout, and I'm a good fucker, and I'm a new person.
But I got one of my messenger calls, so I'm not sending them messages.
I'm a dead ass killer grandmother.
No, this is very high, isn't it?
That's high only.
Nobody in this room is getting a fucking hot mess.
Because there's ten people in here now.
Oh, guys.
How do you even know that?
The room?
I got it.
Shhh.
Now get out.
Guys, put your hot blocks in the room.
Oh, right here.
Oh my god
oh my god that's so funny
yo listen
imma grab some water
and imma come back
if im fucking don't let it get in here
imma
imma fuck that
alright
you do that
fuck
and fuck
get the man off
how are we gonna make suck
Why are you not laughing? What the fuck? No, I guess you're literally sulking. You're not sucking. You're sulking. Why the fuck are you sulking?
That's like you're digging these rocks. Word to my debts. Word to my debts. Word to me.
Fuck. Are you just gonna sit here and be quiet or like you got a formula?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm gonna take my whole life.
I'm sorry, dead ass.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Dead ass.
He's wild.
Dead ass.
You want a water or a red bull, or something like that?
I'll give you some water, please.
I'll give you a water, and bro.
I'm dead ass.
Me and Kai were literally supposed to meet LeBron together bro. I was supposed to be there for the haircut stream.
Yeah, I just couldn't make it that day.
I had to do it bro. I just couldn't be there that day. I was supposed to be there for the Kevin Hart sleepover.
I'll hang up.
Alright, I'll be in the living room.
I'm back to the problem.
Yo, what I'm about to say is go check his mouth right here.
You motherfucker!
No!
What?
I just said go!
No, no, no, go and shoot him!
What the fuck are you doing?
What the fuck are you doing?
What the fuck are you doing?
If you're gonna take it or take it off!
Okay.
No jackets?
Wait, who just screamed that said that?
Security?
No, it's not going through.
Why did you say that?
Someone that was just in maybe getting more jackets.
More?
More?
I'm okay with it.
Lacey, you want water?
I'm okay.
Thank you bro.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
True?
Oh my God, you can't even, I'm not gonna lie, you can't look at me.
You might get evaporated.
I swear to God, don't let all this training get out the door.
train to get out the door.
The guy's been in bad breath and he's just playing.
What was it?
Is it a one more guy or a two?
Shut the fuck up!
I'm out of your fucking doughnut!
I don't give a fuck!
God damn!
God damn!
Take him to another room!
I'm gonna get ruined in every room!
Oh my god, bro!
Listen, if we were back before you get one 10-kilometer
ball of life.
God, wait 20 minutes.
So fucking what?
Before they turn to me.
I
I'm not gonna say everybody's stressed out right now, and I don't want to make people more stressed out.
You're making me stress me out bro.
You're stressing me out bro.
Oh my god.
It's just, it's just, it's just, there's five donuts missing and I just want to know why.
Oh my god, it's here.
Is this fucking John Donut, bro? What the fuck is this?
What the fuck was that?
Oh my god. Can we just pull the fire alarm?
No, no, no, no. Oh my god.
Wait, no, no. Wait, wait, wait.
Oh my gosh.
What?
I got to take a shit, bro. Everything's going downhill.
We should do it in his office, on his desk.
That would be sick.
He might be like, you know, you're such a rebel and no one's ever set up to do that.
What are you saying, bro?
You need advice, because you're not fucking crying like that.
Yeah.
What the fuck are you doing, bro?
Who the fuck is going on?
You're fucking mad at me, boss.
No, guys, stop.
Every man has emotions.
Let me up close so you don't fuck you, pal.
When?
Too many people.
OK, chill out.
I'll be in the basement.
Isn't that stressful?
Are we in?
You're stressed out, yeah.
OK, it's fine, buddy.
Come on.
You know what, Ronald?
Maybe you wore that hat backwards.
So then he's going to be like, you don't play by the rules,
Cause your hands back.
You might appreciate that if you were to be a sick fuck, Ralph.
I'm not a sick fuck?
I'm a sick fuck?
How am I a sick fuck?
I was saying Ronnie, sorry I want you to be a bad boy.
Okay, Ralph, what has this changed?
You're in.
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this?
Is this a deodorant?
Calm stress.
Yo, I just wanted to get out and get some.
What's that?
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this?
Oh my god.
What the fuck is that?
Bro, this is like, who are you hiring bro?
So we're eating fan mail now?
Who are you hiring?
Looking through the window.
What is he gonna do?
You're wrong, just chill out bro.
I'm not chill bro, don't tell me you're chill bro, don't tell me you're chill.
Okay.
Why are you upset bro?
Because I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
Okay.
You know what?
Listen, listen, we don't have a lot of donuts left.
So I'll let you take one last donut, but the rest are for college.
Fuck your-
No!
No!
No!
No!
What the fuck?
No one!
No!
What the fuck?
Are you eating the fucking donut?
God!
Now we're losing the pot now.
You bitch!
We're losing the-
Fuck you!
Fuck your donut!
Fuck your hat!
Fuck your donut!
Fuck it!
Not all over you, bitch!
Fuck your hat!
Fuck you!
What's he doing here?
Hey! Hey, he's stealing!
He's stealing!
He's stealing!
He's stealing my donuts!
What about his teeth?
Hey, what about his teeth?
Hey, he's stealing my hat!
He saw that?
Yeah, he needs to sit down. He needs to chill.
Why'd you do that, bro?
He stole his donuts.
What the fuck I'm trying to teach.
He's a chech. You need to leave.
Oh, come on, whoa!
He's just not here to eat.
Bro, what about your stuffed donuts!
There's no donuts, bro.
No, no, no bitch. Hey, I know what your game
What the fuck is going on?
What the fuck is going on?
What the fuck are you? Are you real?
Kaishinaha
Yinrinadiba
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Ron, I need to roll.
God, you can't roll.
I can't kill you.
I can't kill you.
I'm calling for the God.
I don't know what to do with it.
I don't know what to do with it.
Oh, no, we're on our own now.
Pull it up, call me.
You're not scared, buddy.
I'm just trying to go home.
Yeah, call me yourself.
Yeah.
I'll give up on that shit.
I'll give up on that shit.
Wait a minute, Ron.
There's too much going on, Ron.
Look at this guy.
Look at this guy.
I've been here since 9 and it's fuckin' 3.30, and everyone told me it's all at 10, and they started at 1, not 10.
You had the whole fucking box!
You had the whole fucking box!
Oh!
I ain't freaking know this fucking doughnuts, bro.
I'm about to shit all the time.
I see you!
What's how many doughnuts are there?
How many?
Tell me, bitch.
Don't throw them in the dumpster.
I'm about to shit all the time.
You even kick out the burgers.
You ate both my doughnuts, bro.
You're not having enough.
Okay?
Sorry.
I told you.
Okay, some of us right now, you're missing something.
What are you doing, bro?
Shut your fucking punch.
How is it?
What's that supposed to be?
Bro, we get it, bro.
You modeled for Burberry.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Model for Burberry.
Yeah, we actually get it.
You have a knife heel, whatever.
It's like, wait, Nike, but what shoes are those?
A6.
Whoa, promote leather brands.
Wow, you have promote leather brands?
No one has DDG belts.
No, that's, don't take a lot of them.
I'm not a blue guy, I'm not a blue guy, I'm not a blue guy.
Yeah, you can do it, I'm not a blue guy, I'm not a blue guy.
Yeah, I got a picture of you, I picture you.
Oh no, Mark, don't do it, don't do it.
Don't stand next to him, Mark.
I picture you, I'm not doing it.
This is Mark, yo, this is Rick Owen.
I got a crumb heart walk
There's a lot going on.
It's okay, Ron's here.
Ron?
Nobody can't even go now.
Yo, this guy, I'm not gonna get his donuts.
Shit, he's going on for like 15 minutes.
He's screaming about donuts.
I gotta leave this hallway.
Should I go wash Sweden, bro?
Yeah, my phone
We good tell me I'm next we're next who's next who's next
We got save an auto
Corey
I think he's doing his first stream.
Who is that? Who is it?
Oh my god, it's Pike.
Who the fuck did?
Oh my...
Close, close, close, close...
What's the code?
What is the code?
Close, close, close...
Some of you have a calm down, you know what I'm saying?
Shut up, shut up.
Do it.
No, no, no, hold on.
Shoot.
You know what I'm saying? You have a calm down.
You have a weird mental disorder.
I was trying to connect you.
I looked different, I don't know.
So what's your method?
I'm gonna go in.
I'm gonna be a coach.
You don't have to know it's me.
No, no, no.
Be on.
I didn't think it was you.
I didn't think it was you.
I didn't think it was you.
I didn't think it was you.
I didn't think it was you.
I didn't think it was you.
Watch it with the bustle, you don't even know me at all.
Oh!
Okay, that's all I do.
I'll say something.
I'm going here.
I just want a bass, want a passionate,
I'm going to base for the kids.
Oh, I'm going to do this.
Oh!
Dude, let me see that one sound.
Hey!
That's not even bad.
That's what I'm going to do.
What's going to happen though?
Like what a bloody red fashion.
That's what I'm saying.
I don't know.
And hopefully you don't do that the last two weeks.
Hey dude, you're not gonna take a leave.
Take a leave.
Take a leave.
Yo.
That's what I'm saying.
Not a thing.
Don't talk to me.
Don't talk to me.
Don't talk to me.
Don't talk to me.
That's a great question.
I know it's here.
There's so much going on bro.
It's not nothing.
It's too much.
I can't bro.
I'm trying to.
Wait a minute.
What are we doing?
I'm trying to just.
What are you doing?
I'm trying to just, I don't know, I couldn't tell, bro.
Chad, was that actually him?
Well, I did ask, couldn't tell.
Like I did ask, couldn't tell.
Hey, bro, I'm ready.
I'm ready, thank you, bro.
Everyone been saying I look strong, bro.
Hold on, let me try to make some moves here.
No, you see, so like how what are the odds I can deny everyone like what's the vibe is super
No, that's right. All right, worse than hard or worse than that.
All right, all right, I'll let you guys make it.
How's lovey with the girls?
What's up bro, what's up?
How are you bro, how are you?
Oh my god, bro, this is like, this is beautiful, bro.
Next to sea, too, bros.
I love you, shit, bro.
He's eating the donuts with the girls.
They bit it at the same time.
Can't predict something like this.
I just try to eat very dry and take care of myself.
I had to just walk, bro.
They're ripping these school balls.
They're deadass.
Why should I walk, bro?
Good night.
Oh, it's back, bro.
Nice and cool.
It's nice and quiet in here.
I just got an Asher call. Like, what's my biggest problem right now?
I just got told that the acceptance rate is lower than fucking Harvard.
Don't mean impossible.
Yeah.
Hey, don't mean impossible.
You already beat the odds.
You already, you know, you can do it again. Two times.
I'm generally a loose guy.
Look, from Jason got denied.
Ty Lill got denied.
Ty Lill got denied.
Ty Lill got denied.
Is that one?
Yeah.
We're caught.
For sure, that's Rekai, right there.
That's Rekai, these guys.
Oh, cool.
Oh, is it?
Yeah.
Um, yeah, there's not much hope left.
Anybody got accepted?
Who has gotten accepted?
Someone.
Oh, oh, oh, McQueen.
No, it's not looking good at all.
I'm trying to make a phone call y'all.
It says his number is not in service.
What the fuck does that even mean?
What the fuck does that even mean?
What the fuck does that even mean?
This is... I don't know...
Call Kyle I.G.
She can pick something.
I'm not calling Epic, bro. Oh my god.
Oh, you got a skit?
No, this kid named Epic, bro.
He's like...
Wait, what the fuck is this?
We're putting a clip in my channel.
Let me see.
Get this Jerry, get this!
Oh fuck!
There's not a world where we get accepted.
It's actually, I'm not alive.
Anyone's expecting anyone to get accepted is called.
He is day one, he's denied.
He's denied his day one.
Niggas over, nigga.
The fuck?
And we all going home.
At least, at least we all going on a stall.
You know what I'm saying?
Can't nobody come over and say, yeah, I want to go on a stall.
You boss with us.
It's all good. It's all good. It's all good.
And he's probably a...
You know what?
Conspiracy, dude.
Okay.
I don't know this boy.
I don't know. I deadass don't know.
Did he jump?
Like across the table?
He fooled over.
And still got... did I?
Yeah.
Who was he gonna accept to match?
Yeah, I knew it, that's passion.
Oh, Nick, what is passion?
What's the fuck?
You've got amazing facialists.
How do you say that to me?
It's trying to get it bigger.
What the hell?
Kai, see, I can't sing at this high.
No, just try it.
I can't sing at this high.
I'll see you just jump on him like he did.
You think so?
That might be funny.
But the second time, it's kind of funny.
Whoa.
KAISI NAAA
It's not gonna work. It's not gonna work. It don't got its ring to it no more. It had its ring to it earlier
Don't got it no more.
Hey, you know what she's gonna do to you?
I wanna do it. I can't.
KAISI NAAA
Oh, oh
Oh, you're not gonna go all in.
Yeah
You got some asses?
You're a nigga, see? I got some sort right here.
I'll come up off of you.
Hey yo, who the fuck is that?
Who the fuck?
They got back here.
Oh, bro!
That was so funny.
Cory! Run!
Next involved!
Wait, you got denied?
You too?
I haven't gone yet. They denied you?
You're hit today?
No, they told me that you're denied.
I've been sitting here since like 10 a.m.
Say hi to God though.
Now you're trying to show it right?
You're trying to write something.
I'll touch you out of the way.
I've been denied five times.
How many times?
Five.
What the fuck? Why me?
Thank God.
I'm nervous.
I'm really nervous.
You should be nervous.
You mean you?
No, that's not coming, I know not.
You're not gonna do it from across the table too?
You don't have to take it.
Oh yeah, it's a sword.
I need a...
What the fuck?
Yeah, oh my god.
I'm not gonna lie, I need my own security for Cuddy.
If Cuddy tried picking me up.
Literally.
Cuddy would've done that.
That's, like, I like...
Somebody, like, I tell him to do it.
You should be blessed.
Yeah?
I mean, I was better than Troy,
so I know Tyler, if I'm saying that.
You should be blessed.
So, you see Tyler right here?
Yeah, yeah, for sure.
What do you think he's gonna say when I go in?
When I go in, he's gonna be like,
Ron you
I feel like he's gonna kill me.
I swear to God.
Man, bro, he's trying to go.
He's trying to go.
He's like, fuck you.
Why are you dressed like that?
Just like what?
I'm about to group suck.
Oh, we're starting a group. It's called suck.
Street View University Killers.
It's three, two so far.
Two so far.
I'm not a real man.
I'm not a real man.
Yo, can I ask you an actual question?
I made like a little song for him.
I don't know if I should go in there and sing it though.
It's like, you wanna hear it with me?
Oh, I see.
One, two, one, two, three, four.
Hi, Steve Nett.
Please give me free bed.
Oh yeah, I've seen it.
That's far.
Yeah.
You gonna like that though?
Yeah, he is.
I'm out of line.
You're gonna get excited.
Really?
You're gonna get excited.
We're gonna get excited.
We're gonna get accepted. That's more to your dad's.
We're not me, also. I'm not.
No. Nice to meet you.
You're my chances, bro.
How are you?
This is cool.
What?
I thought I'm doing good.
Actually, I was doing...
I'm here.
Rock on!
Stop it!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, come on now. That's us.
You didn't see what he said about you?
Love it. Love it.
Love it.
What do you mean already?
Damn.
Who's going next?
I'll do this.
The next time of the day.
The whorehouse.
Can we jump?
Yeah, I'll get more there.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Can we jump?
Yeah!
Alright, alright, alright, alright.
And I'm skinny as fuck.
No, I'm okay.
Don't look at me.
Oh, listen.
You really look slim.
Wait, so you got skinnier,
but went up in the biggest size of shirts?
What do you mean?
You really, you really, really, really like a medium, but you're wearing that extra
lorris to make it look flat.
This is a medium.
This is a medium.
I'm a small guy.
Remember last time what happened?
I'm getting told that apparently it's your turn.
So God.
I did my chest, I said tell Ron it's his turn, you're skipping me.
I don't know, it could be a troll, I don't know.
I'll tell a goal.
I'll get it.
Come on.
So God.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Lacey, what's up, Lacey?
Oh, my fucking...
Wait, what?
Wait, hold on, hold on.
We got some champions.
We got some champions.
We got Dex.
We got Dex.
Can you give him like a...
Just be like, yo...
When is she making my cut?
I only got like three-part days left of somebody.
I'm gonna...
I don't want to back you up.
You know the method how to get accepted?
Yes.
It's not the same as I did.
Are you going to play a student or a professor?
What does he want?
What does he want?
What does he do?
What does he do?
What does he find?
What?
Newest new club, clubs new.
We gotta have a good club.
I'm the queen.
I don't know what you're doing, but you gotta understand, she ain't going to pay any more
than the life that you get to know.
He's not in the suit, he's not in the suit, he's not in the suit, he's not in the suit.
Alright, come on, I'll just bring you in.
Alright, Corey, come on, Corey, I'm gonna come back.
Y'all don't even bother, come on!
It's like you should tell them, I'm out of here, bro.
Corey!
Come on, my guy, go!
Papi, he loves you! Papi!
Oh my god, oh my god.
Oh my god, oh my god.
No, no dapping, no dapping anyone.
No looking at him, no nothing.
Like, hmmm, five hours.
Really?
I'm here for this.
So are you serious?
Yes.
But like...
Are you shaking your time?
Oh, I thought I was getting short.
I can't hold on to it.
No break.
Is he like a user?
If I come in with a...
Taishina.
I want him back.
He might go back.
Does he get mad or something?
No.
Why would he get mad?
How's honey?
He's in a good mood today.
I've seen him toss a couple people today, but...
Oh, shit.
Okay.
Just you know.
Keep calm.
All right, you told him the red line.
I already said it.
You heard what he said.
They didn't want to do a red team.
Hold on.
I need you.
Huh?
Hey, what are you doing?
What are you doing?
Are you serious?
All right.
Hold on.
Hey.
I'll do it.
Don't be nervous.
You have a wedding in there.
I'll do it.
Yeah.
As soon as the door closes, you're going to go in there.
Remember, you've got to go over.
You know where to go?
Just move up, then.
Yeah.
You're gonna get the knife.
This can't be a knife.
I'm telling you right now.
Mr. 1.1 Mill!
I said that!
I'm Ronnie Golding!
I'm Ronnie Golding!
What the fuck happened to you?
I look good, yeah? You've had a shit.
What? No.
I see that.
I want to be that.
Come on, bro, use the application.
You know I come from here, bro?
Listen, this is no AI, no bullshit, none of that, bro.
I'm here to change that to me.
That's what we accept.
Listen, listen.
Did that guy even go to the door?
No.
Man, fuck off, bro.
Talk to me, bro.
This is beautiful, bro.
Player of the Year 2016.
Okay, okay, all right, burger.
Ask the mailman for 45 minutes.
I was a mailman for 45 minutes.
Why should you be asking me to go to the university
2026 on me?
Why should I be?
Everyone wants to create content.
Right.
Everyone wants to be creative.
Right.
I'm a content creator.
Ooh.
I can teach people.
I fell off in 2023.
Bro, I was one of the biggest in Fortnite.
Lost it all.
What?
These new people are like,
oh, I'm just trying to be a clip, whatever.
I'm trying to do this, trying to go viral.
I'm trying to teach them how to maintain it
Last but not the least, forever and ever.
Okay, okay, um...
Can't you see the table?
Let me see the table.
I'm at a paid phone time to call
One of my changed guests, are you?
Where has the time gone, baby?
It's all around the town, we've been gone through
Is it happy ever after?
No, it's a good part.
What is it?
I'm not a bad friend of mine.
If he's not even to me,
if he's not even to me,
if he's not even to me,
if he's not even to me.
That's enough.
Well, I know how to do it.
You're a pretty good athlete.
I'm not gonna lie.
This application is kind of throwing me off.
I'm gonna be honest.
I knew it was going to throw you off, but everyone's creating AI, and I don't want to do that.
That's what I be talking about, bro.
I'm not gonna lie.
Out of...
You did better than Jason.
Yeah.
He ain't done that, not to the noise.
No, I didn't. I fucking got it.
Yeah, I got it.
Oh, okay.
You did better.
Hold on.
Let me see something real quick.
Let me just pull this up real quick.
I just want you to...
This reminded me of you not too long ago.
This...
This right here.
Oh, my God.
Yo, cut for us.
Wait!
I get my back, oh gosh.
I get my back.
Just get my back.
Just get my back.
Just the newest my back.
The fuck?
What the fuck?
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey, it's not serious though.
Hey.
I don't expect it to be so.
I've been bored.
I see you now.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
It's all good, bro.
It's all good.
It's all good right now.
Don't be crying, man.
You're a grown-ass man.
It's all good.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Hey, is he supposed to hit you this way?
Huh?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
I know I got the note, but I ran bro.
I need it.
I need to change it up.
I was looking at it.
I was looking at it.
Whoa.
Put it on.
Put it on.
Put it on.
How do you do this?
You have my shirt?
I need the shirt.
No, no, no, no.
Wait.
What do you say?
Can you get it?
Oh God.
What do you say?
No!
Rocks a little better bro.
I'll order you, I'll order you.
I'll order you, but there's a little taxi, me.
I'm trying to go back to school, I mean,
last year at university, I got my next help.
I got a great phone number, had a choice of 25,000 views.
And I got that little tourney.
We're here.
We're going to go with the taxi.
I ain't crazy to touch my body, I've followed him.
But maybe about now.
I said, this can't be.
I know it hit the cool.
I can't stop.
You got to keep going.
Keep going.
You have to.
You have to.
You mean you don't.
We're gonna get it.
We're gonna get it.
We're gonna get it.
Hold on.
How do you feel, bro?
You're not going to see me on your birthday, bro.
Bro, you're really not going to see me on your birthday.
Drew, tell us already.
I didn't go to college.
Dude, you're not going to see me in university.
I'm going to go to college.
Dude.
Wow, you look a hot mess.
I'm not going to get denied.
A lot more rebate than just a random amount of money.
I don't get it.
All right, you want to go to college?
What the fuck did you do wrong?
Get out of here.
What's that?
What did I do wrong?
That's not what I do wrong.
You're only being honest.
What's you did wrong?
What kind of wrong?
You came in there all the time.
You said I had.
I had.
I didn't know why you said all this.
It's not fair.
It's only two.
It's a trick!
What if they say no, you fucking idiot?
It's not wrong, you can't say no to a big KC-1 million.
Bro, bro, I know, I'm so 100 in them.
Watch out, I know one of the classes, I'll just try to go back.
I'm not gonna lie, bro.
It's my turn!
No!
My team!
I'll be shitting you!
Who's this certain?
I'm telling you, what?
What?
What do you mean, what?
So, like, any, like, any, any place, any rock you...
Go fuck yourself!
Fuck you! Go fuck yourself!
I'm not even kidding, go fuck yourself!
Shut the fuck up, man!
Now's not the time!
Hey, grandpa, calm down.
Get on someone's shoulders and get a transfer.
Hey, you want a short temper?
See what I got?
I'll do it.
I'm ready to take you on board.
I'm not going to have to kill me, they're going to have to fucking murder me, they're
They don't have to kill me.
I'm not gonna lie, you don't have to kill me.
How do you go out and take his hands and crush my fucking head?
We honest, we'll beat you up.
He picked me up, bro.
He can't pick me up.
I got my lawyer on it. Lucas is on the pro.
So after I said that he should do it...
Hey, can I have a gun yet? Do you mind if I...
No, no, no.
Why you nagging?
You're doing great. She told me to come out.
She said, right on your toe.
I don't know, she didn't go. Where do I go to? I don't know what you're...
I don't know if it's my turn, this is an accident.
Yeah, I don't think so.
Uh, yeah, I think so.
No, it's not.
I'm gonna put it up, bro.
Oh, nice.
Oh my God, oh my God.
There's ever one favor I'll ever ask for.
Look at me, look at me.
Let me, let me be your cameraman.
Let me?
There's ever a time to be a good friend, bro.
You don't even gotta give me a birthday gift.
You don't got to be you don't got to get no birthday gift
No, birthday no birthday. Oh my god. No, no Christmas gift either
What if you sell my shit
I don't want to see you.
Hi.
Excuse me?
I was wondering when everyone else is going to go here.
I'm still looking to call.
I got next.
You got next?
Oh, I got next you got next
Let's go home like I mean boy you're kicked out I'm gonna vote
He's supposed to leave and I just ran row
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
You dropped your buddy, bro.
Oh shit.
You guys got like a wheelchair?
I'm gonna try a new method.
Do you guys have any wheelchairs?
Thank you.
We don't have a wheelchair.
Down the street?
Hey, how do we keep it in the fridge?
We don't even know how to do it.
I got a...
My chat show me is up here next.
You're next!
I'm a holster!
Take me to Chandler to call the police!
You're the red bull!
No, no, no. I just...
I don't want to tell people that it doesn't matter.
I ain't even trying to call the cops, really.
Well, no, I got to.
I'm trying to...
You know.
I'm trying to spread love.
What type of cards can I do right now?
I can't see the card.
Especially needs something.
Bro, I got to...
I'm not going to tell you.
Call it.
Corey!
You need a cameraman.
I was in your class.
Yeah.
I ain't gonna lie.
You're eating a holster?
Are you gonna home?
Hello?
What?
Yeah!
Who's there?
Control freak.
Control freak who?
Now you say control freak who.
Now you say control freak who.
Control freak who?
Control Free 2.
Control Free 2.
I gotta go.
I love my mom's sister.
Control Free 2.
What the fuck does that mean?
Control Free 2.
I mean, Ron.
Wait, what?
What?
Ron.
Oh my god, I forgot to ask him if he had a madder daddy.
I don't shit if you say they.
Ron, Ron.
I'm not going to lie.
I used the lane.
You blacked out, bro.
Ron.
Nothing was going to see me.
Nothing.
You shut your chopped ass up.
Nothing.
Like you're gonna wear a mask like whatever you need we got to hurry you want to take that back
I'll literally put the hat on like this with glasses. I just want to go out of the back
Boy I had a question
I'm applying for
What do you mean, bro?
What do you mean?
I'm the last one.
Easy.
So you're saying as in like anything you want as in like, if I give you this, like,
you give me anything for me?
You got it.
Like, you're saying like,
next to Ron right now.
What the fuck?
He just stuck it on you.
What the fuck did I do?
What?
Are you kidding me?
The knock knock?
Also, I also got a camera camera.
I said hi to you and then he just hung up.
We have a snake, and we need to get him out of the cave.
Tota! Tota, are you going to accept it?
What? What's for a price tag?
Holy shit!
Are you going to accept it?
Accept it?
What do you need, though?
I'm sorry.
going in I'm not gonna let I mean or you could go I need Corey go where's Corey
Is Corey going behind his head?
Corey.
Oh my gosh.
I'm going inside.
No, no.
I'm going on.
Let me knock you back.
All right, but I'm going to walk the camera guy
on the camera so I can come in.
Okay, click that.
What is the good stuff about it?
Kind of last, kind of last.
I'm going to walk the camera guy on the camera so I can come in.
Okay, click that.
Not everybody in the world spawned in with Greek God genetics.
Not everybody was born like somebody has a staff in their hand.
Like they were from the heavens, okay?
Oh no, he going up.
Bro, come on. Look at it.
It's the hat that's creeping you.
It's the hat. I need the hat.
Don't see your hair. You need to see a different hat.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Can you tell?
Oh my god.
I need you to hold me forever.
All right.
Are you ready?
I'm sorry, I just want you to notice my fuck you up completely.
What do you mean?
I mean, look at me, bro.
You're good.
Okay.
All right.
You ready?
Can you make sure everything's good?
Can you make sure I'm checking the interest?
Did they add it?
Wait, I'm checking.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
We might get kicked out, bro.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
They're gonna add it.
They're gonna add it.
I'll text them.
You're selling corks.
No, no, no, no, no, it's gonna happen.
It's gonna happen.
I promise you it's gonna happen.
Bro, it's gonna happen.
I'll text them.
I'll text them.
Is this one right?
What? Say it like that.
Say it like that?
I don't know.
It's my second ingest.
It's quarter-flex first. I don't know. Oh, no.
No, we're good, we're good.
You got it?
Hold on.
Gigi's shut.
No, no, we're good. It's gonna happen.
Who are you selling you left?
We're good, we're good.
Gigi's.
Wait, wait, no, I got it.
G-fucking-gis, bruh. Stop, stop.
stop are you stressed out
oh I figured it out. Bumbleclad!
cool make fun of race, let's cool make Bumbleclad jokes cool. Do you know how
he feels being a Jamaican or how he feels? You're Jamaican right?
Bumbleclad! Why playing in New Sierra?
Oh.
Oh, you're young, you're...
Oh, you're actually...
Who ate the honey?
You got to be honest with me.
I can't believe it.
Just like 5 to 10 minutes.
5 to 10 minutes?
5 to 10 minutes?
5 to 10 minutes?
Oh, I know.
5 to 10 minutes?
Are we making an out-facelift?
No, no, no, no.
I'm trying to explain...
5 to 10 minutes, we'll just go home!
This is...
Please.
Yes?
No, no, no.
My interest is not on.
My interest.
I'm trying to make sure I get food since I need this.
I need this.
You're going to lose your chance, bro.
Shut up, shut up.
He's going to find out.
It's fucking cooked.
It's cooked.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
I
You're not noticeable at all.
You're not make up.
You're not good.
Are you noticeable or no?
Michael, that's just so funny.
Like, I think I only know because I know.
I gotta shake the cops a bit.
I'm not wrong.
What are you doing?
Where did you get snaps?
No, no, I'm just trying to prove that I'm with you.
Who the fuck are you talking to, a cop?
Oh, it's them.
Oh!
Say say you allow for it to use time to wait. I allow court to you to use my ingest
You got a hurry though. You're like IRL one stable or not a running that's very interesting university. Hurry hurry hurry hurry
Well, you're a shilling right now
Go with my ingest like as a lambages fucking I don't give a fuck
You have to know, there's a high fucking chance he finds out a tune.
You need to have a backup in mind.
It's cold.
Let's go.
Hold on, hold on.
We'll go, we'll go.
Let's go.
What?
Water.
Water.
Water.
Water.
Water.
It's your thing bro.
What is this?
What is actually going on in the party tonight?
The black money, I need to still get it.
I'm not going to lie, that nigga is one of my clients.
You want to sit there again?
No, no, no.
He's going straight for it.
That's a strict program, you understand?
What's he saying?
Oh, yeah, I'm going to sit.
Let's watch.
He's not going to be talking.
What's going on?
He's here.
Oh my God, what's going on?
You don't care about me, you don't care.
Bombaclar, bless up.
Guitar, guitar, there we go.
No speed.
So it's straight.
And master.
Come on, come on, come on.
I might be old one, bro.
Yeah, I might be.
Yeah, it was though.
It was rough though.
Skin, Rella.
What's your name?
Oh, you know what's on it.
You look very pretty.
Thank you.
What's your name?
Nice to meet you.
You like my swag?
I do, yeah.
Excuse, hello. You look nice.
Thank you, I appreciate your likewise.
I'm from Vegas.
Alright, let's go in.
I'm from Vegas.
Well, everyone wants to chill.
Get some matcha.
I love matcha.
Yeah, Elvis.
Yeah, she was...
Let's go with him.
Yeah, I'm for it.
Call me to the house.
There you are, kid.
Shhh, shhh, shhh. It's all the way down, all the way down.
They say they told you to come in.
Please, don't try to...
Don't try to...
I can't believe that was a lie.
It's getting hard.
I'm getting hard.
Listen, if Cuddy finds out it's me,
I'm gonna get turned into a fucking campfire sword.
Do you understand me?
I don't understand anything.
What is it?
What is it?
Yeah.
Have an answer.
True.
Can you make it like a staple in all of these, my cameraman, and the type of thing?
Sorry.
Oh, my God.
It's okay.
I'm happy.
He might be shaking ass.
Yo, he's still shaking.
He's talking.
He's talking.
He's talking.
He's talking.
He's talking.
He's talking.
He's talking.
He's talking.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
No, you keep moving.
Ask for it. Ask for it when you're done.
It's no longer...
I know I'm going after her.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
I'm only going to save you.
You are safe.
Stay here, man.
Don't fight for it, actually.
What happened?
What happened?
Tell her.
What's going on, man?
What's going on?
Oh, my God.
We both, yes.
We're going to say both.
We both.
You got to focus on that.
OK?
I'm going to throw it up.
And I'm going to stand out off the feet.
I'm going to put on my hard work.
What are you talking about?
You got to listen to me.
I get out of here.
Your car guy put me on both.
We got to get off.
We got to get off.
You and I are going to both.
All right.
You said I wasn't straining everybody.
I'm going to all right.
You deny it.
Everybody here.
Wait, what the fuck?
Stop.
Come down, Venice.
God damn it.
Don't make it weird.
What the fuck?
Venice, this is all you.
When I start boxing, it's like room,
meaning of a couple of times.
Even if you don't box, I'm gonna make the tape
and tell her to make it.
Holy shit, Jack.
I don't feel like that.
This is not going to work.
Just put me a towel.
I don't know what to do.
Okay, we'll talk to the door, I'll go to the keys.
Okay.
What you doing?
Steward?
Get on the floor.
Get in the room.
Oh, got him.
Got him.
Got him.
You gonna set me?
Yeah, get a same touch!
What?
What the fuck is that?
I'm staying in touch.
You can get a stay in the house?
What?
That's the tip.
That's the tip?
That's the tip?
That's the tip?
That's the tip?
I know what to do.
That's how you go, baby!
Shit!
I don't want you, bro!
Oh my god, they know it's me.
The monster man was up to me, I had no one to beat me.
When?
Yeah, when he touched her.
I'll be caught.
Is that Jason still outside?
One more time.
Here, here, here.
Where's Yanna?
We haven't been here in a long time.
Yanna!
Oh, shit.
Yanna!
Yanna, I got you under.
Yanna!
You're full!
Yanna!
Yeah, I can put it.
Cardi, all right, Cardi.
We've only got a kid now.
Come on, you're ready for battle.
You can't even attack me.
No, nobody else, you already went in.
Nobody else has been in.
You already went in.
No, we don't have any.
Hey, Cardi, just take it easy on me, OK?
I have no problems with you, bro.
Oh, my God.
Hey, yo, if you win already, we got to clear you.
Hey, clear it out.
Yo, yo.
There you go, yeah?
Yeah.
That was so good.
Easy.
Go.
Oh, no.
It's getting heavy.
Cory, hold it.
I can't hold it.
I can't.
I can't hold it anymore.
Cory.
Cory, I can't hold it no more.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
Yeah, just one second, I'm gonna have to, yeah, yeah, just talk to him, yeah.
Yeah, you're welcome.
Stop.
I'm not gonna miss it.
Snipe, come here.
Hey man, hey cutie.
I know I'm gonna be, make sure we're ready to sprint.
Hey, you go!
No, no, no.
I can't run.
Hold on.
What's up?
Hey, can you escort him to broken stuff?
Yes, I got it.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
When the door closes, then you go in.
Huh?
You're closing?
Yeah.
Close, close, close.
Close.
Hey, what's up, son?
I didn't want to let him go straight up.
Ah!
Alright, go get your stuff.
What's that?
Yeah, Marley, don't get your ass in line, my ass, my ass.
Yeah, get your ass in line.
I'm not done with you.
I'm going to do my stuff too.
I'm not done with you.
Come on, McCartney.
No, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
Hey.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Keep her calm.
Keep her from the last house.
Yo, ladies, if you're watching this,
go to that door.
Go to the door.
Come on, guys.
Hey, yo.
Everybody get on.
They make it long.
Get them on.
Hey, back away.
Hey, back up.
So nobody can hear about it.
Hey, back up, so nobody can get by the door.
You want to set up this?
All right.
Nope.
We'll set up that again.
Hey, go get it on.
No, go get it on, bro.
I'll see you somewhere here.
I'll be right back.
Man, that's pretty weird.
Get him to stand right here.
I don't know.
Hey, what's the security?
No, I was at this club.
That hit every hit.
No, no, no, no, no.
You're another fellow?
You can't move.
Watch the money.
Dude.
What?
Well, all the same as I do.
You know what?
Let's get out of here.
I'll record your tape.
Right?
Right?
It's not the wrong line, dumbass.
You can't hit my friends.
I'm not going crazy.
I can spot it.
Hey, man.
Hey, man.
Hey, man.
Hey.
Hey man, hey, where next? You got a hospital point.
Try them, try them, try my best, bro.
Hey, do me a favor and just move this to the water, y'all.
Yeah, yeah, man, y'all listen to me.
Hey, listen to me.
I just asked a simple question.
Or I just said a simple thing. Give it, give the wall.
Beyond me, beyond me, beyond me, beyond me, beyond me.
It's...
Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
Look, we're talking like they're looking.
I'm just kidding.
I'm not.
I'm not.
You can't find that?
Oh, we can't reach it.
I can't either.
It's getting fucking hot.
And he can go next.
He's got a doctor's appointment.
Is that right?
It's not his thing.
Seriously, he's not.
He was supposed to go.
Yeah, he was supposed to go.
His dad passed away, isn't he?
Yeah.
You can do the rest.
You can see them.
Nah, nah, no, no, no, no.
I'm sweating.
I'm going to sweat.
I can't breathe.
We're close to gold right here.
I'm going to sweat.
I can't breathe.
I'm sweating.
I'm going to sweat.
I'm going to sweat.
I'm going to sweat.
I'm going to sweat.
I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry no no no
Oh, now I'm sweating.
Damn, what am I seeing?
Sota!
Tell him what I'm missing.
Snipe.
You gotta tell him.
Snipe.
No, we're supposed to be next.
I'm not even checking.
What the fuck?
I'll put it on the screen.
Yes.
I'll put it on the screen.
Are we missing?
You gotta get him in. I'm soaked in sweat bro.
I'm soaked in sweat.
I'm non-verbal.
You spoke.
I would like to be an RA, an RA, an RA, a whole monitor, a whole monitor.
I'm going to keep the halls clean.
I'm your guy.
Why should you be here?
For the university.
Give me the eyes and ears out there.
You need someone to police in the halls,
making sure they're not getting any ruckus.
Someone who's not scared to put their foot down.
I'm an author and a character.
I'm an author and a person.
And I've been to go to first aid before.
Two years.
Yeah.
My grandma got hit by a train.
because the AirPods I bought, and my grandpa had a hard attack as well.
And when I was in university, everybody called me a fat pig.
I didn't really get to experience it.
They made me fall on all fours and wink for them.
We're all having fun.
We go to parties, and I was just left out on a loser's rock,
and this would just be a great way to get back into university.
Special skills, eating, authority, sports, clip form, do you know what the duty of the
homeowner is?
Yes.
What's the duty of the homeowner?
What is the real duty?
Keep in the halls clean.
And that's what I can do.
Oh, okay.
We get a uniform form.
This uniform?
Yeah.
I used to be a ball cop.
There used to be a ball club.
So as a hall monitor, would you protect
streaming in the classroom?
Yes, 100%.
Would you defend this name?
Yes, a thousand, at all times.
At all times.
No one's getting a thing off on me.
Nobody.
You'd be able to be protected?
Protective, authoritative.
Come on, I'm putting my foot down,
making sure the halls are clean.
People skipping class?
So why doesn't somebody talk to you in the classroom?
Talk to me about what?
Here are you.
I'm gone. I'm gone. I'm gonna get you.
So, she has an expression, lady.
Well, I'll go on.
Why didn't you defend me?
What? Why didn't you defend me? What?
Somebody was talking shit around you, but you didn't defend me.
What was that?
Let me see.
What was it right now?
You have to be really, really good, hey?
You're right, all right.
You was better than I thought I was.
Why didn't you tell me, bro?
That was a different me.
That was a new you, that was a different me.
Listen, back then, non-confrontational.
First time meeting, non-confrontational.
Personally, I didn't even remember that teacher's brought it up, but I'm a different person on different.
You know when you have a segue?
Got a uniform?
I don't know about that position, because we need people that's going to protect.
So, you got a red flag on your name.
How many to see better?
Honestly, if you were going to defend your university,
they could have really defended you.
You can sit down and defend your university.
If you didn't have a segue, you would have never got to this.
Isn't that like acceptance for the crime?
Stay in touch.
Yeah.
That is a way to accept it, though, OK?
OK.
The next time you go to the next time,
it's probably somebody talking to me.
Anybody says you're going to cut their throats.
Cut their throats.
I wouldn't let it happen to you.
I appreciate that.
All right.
Get your segue in that stuff.
Hoo.
Hoo.
That's it.
Hoo.
Hoo.
Hoo.
Oh my god, stay in touch!
We did it! We did it!
Oh shit!
Shit.
Nah, bro, it's hard.
No!
Oh my god!
Hang on, I gotta leave. I'm soaked right now, bro.
What did I hate?
What the fuck, where the shit from now?
I'm just gonna chill out here.
Ah, bro, that's fire.
That's actually fucking fire.
You really made it.
You said stay in touch though. What the fuck is this?
What did you say you touched me, bro?
Get accepted.
Hey, Corey, they're hollering us.
It's okay, bro.
We're to my limits.
Look, look, look, what he told me was true.
He's the one who did the stuff, right?
That's the fucking right.
That's it, ah.
What do you want?
No, no, no, no, no!
He got the stuff.
Just look.
He said he got me.
I think he got me.
I'm gonna sit there.
I'm gonna keep my mouth shut the whole fucking time,
you understand me?
I'm gonna sit there, and I'm gonna sit there.
He just better hold down on what I was making.
He'll only be able to hold me, man.
If they know it's me, you're cooked.
I'm dead ass.
Cutty's gonna snap me in half with his fucking bare fists.
I have to go.
It's my last chance.
I need this.
I need this, man.
We have to get it out of here, I'm so sorry Cory.
Cory we're a team.
Cory we killed it last year.
Last year.
You went last year for this party.
We killed him last year.
Last year.
He went last year?
Where's Marty?
He's living in a town.
He's here for Cory right now. He's crying.
I'm fucking out.
What's up with this?
Lock in, bro. What the fuck are you doing?
Lock in, bro.
What are you people doing with you?
This whole squad right here.
What are you crying for?
I don't need nobody.
What's it got to be, my mates?
What are you squinting?
You got a whole poop in it?
Marlon, what's your name?
I don't know.
What are you crying for?
That's my treasure.
Lock in, bruv. Everyone lock in.
My dad asked me what I was doing.
What is that?
Jack!
I love such a thing!
She actually brought you up here.
What are you doing?
This is my coffee cat.
I don't remember that.
He's kind of like a sheer handsome guy.
He's got a lot of clothes on.
He's got a lot of clothes on.
He doesn't actually know anything.
He's got a lot of clothes on.
He's a Super Mario Landman.
I think the Halloween look guy looks good.
That's a cop.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No.
It's got a noise complaint.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
Fuck him. Fuck him, bro.
What's up, man? How you doing?
How about you? I'll sue you.
I'm so bad.
You watch your fucking out.
You understand me?
I'm not playing with you.
Okay.
Why don't you just get off my camera, man, do this?
What's wrong, man?
How the fuck?
What an S.U.K. team is getting on.
What?
Hey, make that...
I don't have a part of this.
Keep your eyes to yourself.
All right.
I don't know.
That guy looks real good.
He has a strike.
He was a little...
He had a strike.
I think it's called me deep.
What the fuck?
Just a pass.
Yes.
Turn it.
Now!
Come on.
You got it?
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I'm here.
Murray.
Better.
Is that it?
I hope so.
Yeah, I hope so.
You can get up on us in just a little while.
I left it here.
Come on here.
Just get a camera.
I need to be on the phone.
You're looking good.
I'm going to push it.
I'm going to get something.
I'm going to go ahead and get it.
It's not you.
Walk walk walk.
Oh, where's the phone button?
I got this.
Oh, there it is.
Come.
Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well.
Alright, I'm going to get the card.
Well, well, well, well, well, well, well.
May I take a seat?
Oh yes, you may.
I'm going to take a seat.
Okay, okay.
You can take a seat.
You want one?
You can.
I'm ready for a pick.
Oh yeah, I'm not really a pick.
Four is going to be right there.
More than right.
My name is Mark.
More than right.
Alright.
That's what's in top five in Sweden.
Yes.
It's one of my champions.
Yes.
Second tickets.
It's short, a smooth ride, and spanish for passengers.
Yes.
Okay.
Fluid in Swedish, English, Spanish, Portuguese.
A lot of languages.
Look at me, there's Portuguese.
Let me hear it.
I love going to Schumer University.
Oh, that's a good one.
All the time.
I like that line.
I speak Portuguese at Schumer University while I study.
Let me get a motherfucking Arabic.
A motherfucking Arabic?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, for sure.
Oh my god, let me just connect to the library site somewhere quick.
Yeah, go ahead.
Masha'Allah in the same university.
Oh, I know.
Let me ask you Swedish.
Oh, Swedish? What do you want to say?
Over one billionth of a champion.
Yes, I'm not a lot. I was going to strike that one out.
They talk machines.
Can I just tell you what I want to be here?
OK OK.
Got a stand up in this please, go ask.
Man, you don't find a reason.
Man, get a short ass short.
OK relax, OK?
Come on.
I mean, you see right here, basketball,
playing the year on the attendance.
You know what I'm here for?
A PE teacher.
Simple as that.
Street University, you know, I was watching last year,
and I was just thinking, damn, as soon as just behind the desk,
eating Pringles, nasty fingers, grease, you know what I'm saying?
You give me shit yourself, you know what I'm saying?
Not too blightened, man.
OK?
I won't be going to be healthy.
I want healthy shoes.
Nutrients.
Chattanooga Depths.
Treadmills.
Nutrients.
Sports.
I'm an athlete.
So you will make sure that I will have it.
I will make sure that every streamer has that athletic
size to him, not only the gaming side, not only the streaming
side, anything else but it.
You give me like, job five stars.
You know we have a basketball team coming up, you know, this
year, you know?
You go like a pretty big guy.
I was in jump shot real quick.
No jump shot?
Yeah.
What a step in.
Oh my god.
Hey.
So, did you have a basketball coach yet?
We don't have a basketball coach.
Well, we will see, and we will all find.
Um, go ahead and sit down for a minute.
Tomorrow, yes.
A lot of, a lot of thinking here.
Well, let's go show you a good football.
Oh man, I mean, I do swimming, basketball, football.
You call a soccer, I call it football.
That football too.
I want it 4-4, I jump 46, I dunk the ball, 3-2-1.
Oh, so you're just a perfect athlete?
Pretty much, yeah.
I'll say so.
Like, 9 in turn of being a perfect athlete.
Oh, so you're better than me?
No, I'm the never-never-oh.
No, no, no, no.
Oh, is Tyson that?
Oh.
God, Tyson that more than me.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, that's how it goes.
Okay.
Yeah, it's not, like, I'm not perfect.
So you're faster than me?
No.
You're stronger than me?
No.
Okay, all right.
You know what, go on.
Nobody came out of the culture or anything like that and that.
I think regardless of what happens, we're going to see.
This is a stay in touch.
This is not a step further flying.
Of course, yeah.
Obviously, you're now, we had a picture of the U.A. region
to make sure it's safe.
Yes, yes, of course.
But we don't, we don't, we don't see my boy.
Okay.
All right, that's all we know.
All right.
D.
I'm a boy.
And I see my boy.
Yes sir, yes sir.
All right, take care of him.
Take care of him.
What's up my boy?
Take care of him now, take care of him.
Yeah, take care of him.
Take care of him.
We love you man! We love you seriously!
I'm about to kill myself.
I'm about to take my life, bro. That shouldn't even be funny.
Here we go, here we go, everyone follow right now.
All right.
Hold on.
What was the guy face?
What?
I can't see.
Don't even laugh, bro.
Don't even laugh.
How fucking did that?
You're fucking denying, bro.
No, you're kidding me.
Are you gonna stop?
You get it?
Hey, got that.
You got this shit.
Understand?
Now let's move the shit out of you.
At least.
What?
Can I get a dollar?
Yeah, keep it up still.
I'll give you a dollar.
Against the wall.
Against the wall, bro.
You already made it, bro.
Shoot it.
Bro, let me hit him on the bike.
I love you.
I don't know.
Bro, he came to hate on a real...
What's the deal, Chad?
No random kid rings. Never seen a one speed emo.
I'm not a same height.
It's gonna be funny, isn't it?
You know where Keckler is?
The whole line around?
Why are you taking it from me?
Good, bro.
You guys are almost there. Just please stay against the wall.
Oh, yeah.
Let me get the hood, bro.
Let me get the hood.
Bro, why don't you play on my little twisty?
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I almost broke it.
We got it.
Wait, what?
Yeah.
Wait.
Wait, what?
Hmm.
So what?
It's in my middle.
Oh, I almost...
Hey, you see.
Whoa!
Got himself!
Got himself, man!
I hate this shit.
Hey.
You got fucking none.
Hey, I got you, Morgan.
You got me, buddy.
I got you, brother.
I swear to God.
What do I do?
I'm not alive.
You get accepted.
I swear, I swear if you act out of care for me,
if you get me denied, you get me.
Go.
You don't have to talk.
You're cool.
And this guy just won't be able to talk.
Bumblecloth.
For real, but come on.
Who's in there right now?
The snakeshit?
Let me see them.
Let me see.
Let me see what's going on.
Wait, why aren't you on the, man?
I didn't call it to you.
That's his name.
That's Armie.
Oh, Armie?
Hey, what about me?
What about me?
Man, fuck you!
I was just on your side.
I'm still a fake-ass dress.
Hey, tell yourself.
Come on, come on.
No, buddy.
No, man.
No, man.
No, buddy.
So you're going to be on mine?
But not his?
How do you do that?
How do you do that?
Like there's no other way like this, really.
It's only does, you take it.
It's only put two V's together when you get it.
Work the two V's.
You're out of the middle of what you get.
A W, you know what I'm saying?
Come on, man.
S.U.K. Brothers.
You're not gonna put up a handshake.
So what's the problem?
Maybe like some, like, make an ass or something?
Oh, boy.
You think you can be like, thumbs?
Maybe thumbs.
Thumbs?
Oh
So maybe the thumbs
Come on now, maybe we can throw up a cork or in court. Oh, that's a beat
Corey and Nutt.
I was just hanging up that leg in my head.
That sounds good.
The way I just rolled like that sounded like the worst thing I've ever heard.
Where's your jacket?
No!
You see?
Do you not see that?
Do you not see he's lying with me?
For no reason, I said where's your jacket?
Alright, come on.
Nutt?
Are you okay?
No, hold on.
He was in there right now.
That's a frat.
Hey, Corey, you gotta go back to the hospital.
His dad just got hit by a car.
We need to go back ASAP.
All right, what's the next step?
No, what's the next step?
No, put him in, and then put Cory.
I'm trying to get the fuck out of here.
Cory?
They keep switching it.
They switched sides!
They switched sides!
He gave you a pretty good word of blessing and what if we just get a speech?
I just need that phone tag.
Where did Marlin go? They just left?
They did us something.
Chad, where did Marlin go and Jason, at least?
I don't know. I don't know.
I have to make that right.
I have to make it.
And they're outside.
I have to make it.
Please stop.
Please, can we please stop?
Oh, I'm sorry.
Shit, no.
Ron, I just want to say thank you.
I think it's all shit, no.
Are we going to be next or die?
No, please.
Shit.
Oh, I can't believe I got that.
This is so cool.
Come on.
How are we doing?
I
Really come on up to swap the TV better. It's not a party
I'm gonna kill myself before guys
Cory, bro, just give it up.
Go home, man.
Go home.
What's up?
Nothing.
Why?
Why you not going?
You know me?
I think he's coming, bro.
Stay strong.
Are you not going to stay strong?
Please.
I want it.
Stay strong.
I want it.
I'll go see him here.
All right, dude.
Yeah, go get him.
I got my ass off the wall.
Take him right here.
I got my ass off the wall.
I ain't leaving.
I can't leave without it.
I can't leave without it.
You got the left, you got the left.
It's fine with me.
Batteries.
Go!
What?
Batteries.
Mother batteries?
He swapped her in.
Where'd he swap her in?
I don't care what I see.
That's the...
No, you got the right one.
That'll make her...
That'll make her...
That'll make her...
Can you all shift down a little bit this way?
We're going this way.
I don't even care how much more for you.
Oh, they're coming out.
They might not have done it.
They might not have done it.
This is me.
It's only you.
One more person got me out.
What's going on?
It's cold.
It's cold.
What's wrong with you?
How they told you got me out?
Where'd it go?
My baby.
It's all of them.
It's so bad, bro.
What do you think about the care package?
You got a fucking care package?
We got enough.
Oh.
Wait, what?
We got enough.
We got enough.
I can't believe it.
Don't take it personally, well actually it probably was because of your personality,
Maybe you should.
I should take it first.
Yeah, I'm going to do it.
I was going to do it.
Yo, what's up?
Hey, yo.
Can I do it against the wall?
Of course.
Okay, so, well, please.
What do I do?
Lights are on.
I'm going to take it down.
I'm going to put it in your egg.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I'll take it.
It's gotta be my time to shine.
It's gotta be my time to shine.
It's gotta be my time to shine.
Oh my God!
What the fuck?
I'm in a Jamaica culture.
Yo, what?
What the fuck?
It's stable boomer flap.
I made a new nickname, stable boomer flap.
Wait, wait, come back to me.
I got you, I got you. Don't worry.
I got you.
I'm not all I broke. You don't get it.
I'm Brian. I'm Brian. I'm Brian.
I'm Brian. I'm Dennis. I'm Dennis.
I'm Dennis.
Yo, yo.
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Come on, man. Listen.
You don't say it's me at all.
I know.
We die on this hill.
SQK brothers for life.
SQK brothers for life.
He's just here.
This is his first day out here.
You know, his first day out here.
What's your plan right now?
My plan is to be different.
My plan is something y'all can never see.
Is that an error?
No.
So, get ready.
I'm ready.
Get ready.
What about you?
What are you doing?
I'm talking to the camera.
Hey, he doesn't talk.
He doesn't job well.
Don't play with that boy.
He's not one of them.
Man, that's hot.
You know?
Did you just really look over my head just now?
I don't know, man.
I don't know.
I don't know.
What's up?
I don't know man.
That's how we go.
We got it. Get ready.
Can you tell us me? Can you tell us me?
Can you tell us me?
What?
You can't tell us me right?
No.
This is me.
I'm gonna close the gate.
He's got a new recruit.
No, come on.
He's talking.
Come on.
Yeah, wait for the check.
Yeah, wait for the check.
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Come with me, either.
Go, go, go.
Come on, boy.
Come on, boy.
You keep fucking up my shit, my boy.
Come on.
Last year, you was also nutty.
Kids, you might be also nutty again.
Oh, stop it.
Oh.
Oh.
I've been hungry for this shit, man.
Who is this?
He's a make-it.
You're gonna speak English.
What?
Rossa Clark.
Him name is Rossa Clark.
He's a make-it.
He's a make-it.
He's a make-it.
He's a make-it.
He's a make-it.
He's a make-it.
He's a make-it.
He's a make-it.
He's a make-it.
speak English. What? Rasa Klatt. Him name is Rasa Klatt. Rasa Klatt. Where'd you come from?
Kingston. Jamaica. We're not talking to you. Where'd you come from? Kingston. Huh?
Wrong in the fuck out. No. You take the backpack. Get the fuck out. No. Cutty. No. On God or something.
Yeah, come on.
I'm not gonna.
I'm gonna.
What wrong with you?
Come on.
No, no, no.
I got a buddy.
I got a buddy.
I got a buddy.
I got a buddy.
What the fuck do you mean, you got a buddy?
Fuck.
You're doing that to the fuck out of me.
Yeah!
Are you the same as me?
No, no, no, no.
I'm gonna.
Get the fuck out.
What the fuck is that?
Sit your ass down, Corey.
Corey, how can you be in the university?
2026?
You need to jump with the $80,000 dollar backpack.
I'm finished.
Who's go back and get that?
Go back and get that.
Go back and get that.
Is that Ross?
No, no, no, no.
Is that Ross?
No, no, no.
Why did he drop that thing to you?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
OK.
Talk to me.
Miss Ed, miss Ed, miss Ed, miss Ed.
Man, I'm a naive for seven days.
I'm a hungry.
Muwakis!
It's like dirt taken off there.
I can't solve this.
Rice and peas.
How do I implement this?
Muwakis!
You said, Mawantis!
Menahit, Menahit for seven days.
Menahit, yeah? Mawantis.
What makes you different from everybody else who also wants it?
You might as well say, what I'm can do, I can do anything.
Be application that.
Yeah, man, I'm that application.
I'm that application.
Or what you all say, me that application.
Come here, Menahit, bring your paper.
Menahit, Menahit, Menahit, one way.
Sit down for me.
No wrong trick. Let's take a one-way. Call me the hood Michael Jackson. Indeed. Bomba Klot.
Oh yeah I said come on. I'll be in stream Corey. I'm in stream. I'm in stream. I'm in stream
consistent here. I'm in stream multiple here. I'm investing my content, my research with YouTube
and I've been in the process of moving. So I've been dealing with a lot, I've been locked up for
nine months and been trying to get to it. Nine times over the past. Because me being in a process of
moving, behind the scenes I've had something cook up 45 days straight, but cooking up.
You think that... You submit it to all application? Yes, I submit everything.
Mawantis! You don't want it. Yo, yes I do. No, no, no. You submit you. You submit you. I better see
I see your online bonbon, but I'm not with you.
What want this?
Get your box of money to me.
Yo, yo, yo, move up, man.
I'm making a move.
Move up now.
Move from here.
What do you mean?
Get out of here, Corey.
Kai!
Make sure the application is good.
You put Ron back in.
I knew that ass.
This is not where I'm on the side.
No, he was just right there.
This is no.
Get that out of here, Corey.
No, what do you mean, Kai?
Please, Kai?
Please, please, Kai!
Please, Kai!
Kai!
No!
No!
Get out of my way!
Get out of my way!
Cut!
Run!
Run, dude!
Oh my god! What is this?
Hey, buddy, don't touch it!
Come on up, dude.
I'm gonna show you how it works.
Come on up.
That's great.
That's the best one.
Ready?
Come on, get my ass out.
Good buddy.
Did you drop him, Pat?
No.
You good, bro?
I slipped.
You slipped in the beginning? Busted your ass.
Yeah, I slipped again.
I say we jump on Kari right now.
On my soul.
It's your only chance.
We jump on Kari right now.
No, you.
You bust?
I don't want to go take a picture of you.
Alright.
Thanks a lot.
You're welcome.
Thanks a lot.
Hey, you're all right, bro.
What's the other game?
Stop fucking denying it.
What's the other game?
You're gonna ignore it.
What's your last game?
What's happening?
You're gonna throw me a clip.
Hey, I'm gonna take the other part of this.
Goddamn it!
You're gonna do so much better.
You're gonna do a handstand, man.
Run!
What now, bro?
What the f*** now, bro?
Have your shame, we gotta get the f*** out of here.
There's no more trouble.
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
I'm just saying goodbye.
I'm leaving.
No two.
What's up?
What's up?
It's got five seconds to go down.
What's up?
What's up?
Hey, you guys get back.
He just told me to go leave, bro.
They told me to, yeah.
That's fine, man.
I don't want to leave.
They're leaving.
This person's leaving.
Right here, they soon.
Hey, come and solve the problem.
They don't kill me, sir.
They don't kill me.
You got to get on your way.
Oh, this guy is a robber!
He's a robber!
He's a robber!
He's a robber!
He's a robber!
He's a robber!
He's a robber!
He's a robber!
What's going on, buddy, dawg?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What happened, brother?
What happened?
What's wrong, bro?
Hey, bro, there's something.
Wow.
Hey, I know the whip with the whip.
I go get it.
Go back in there and I'll hook him up.
So let me get you a full ice cream, bro.
They show him that you really like that, man.
They show him you're going to FCS.
Wait, wait, wait.
FCS.
You can't eat like FCS.
Yeah.
Put away.
You're not going to FCS.
What are you doing?
There you go.
Hey, hold on.
We got life.
Fuck that.
Fuck that.
Hey, I'm not going to lie.
What they say the worst part y'all waiting for right yeah, they literally say no anyone else is gone. They don't
I ain't go like cut he took them off my face. All right
You need you need apple peck how much how much?
and I got like 20 there were feet on my large bro
feet on my arms on glasses
those are nice
those are cheaper glasses
hold on I need those glasses today
hey free free all the guys
he's on the phone he's on the phone
tell them like get better soon
he's right here he's gonna die
he's literally gonna die bro
he's out there
They didn't tell you.
If you ever feel like dying, don't do it.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
Hey, my glasses!
My glasses!
I'm about to act like a bastard.
Hey, Corey!
My dad!
Hey, my glasses!
My glasses!
I'm going to security.
You don't want to get it, really?
If you need some wine, you got to do it.
Whoa!
What?
What?
What the fuck?
You're excited?
You're not gonna be excited?
Yeah.
I'm trying to get it.
What in the fuck did his glasses show?
Oh, no.
I'm going on a mission for you.
Oh, no.
I don't have to do that.
Oh, no.
Where did they go?
Oh, please.
This is for not to be around.
It's all right.
It's all right.
It's all right.
It's all right.
It's all right.
It's all right.
It's fine.
Hey
I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. Oh fuck. Fuck man. $200. How do I give you money bro?
Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
Oh bro, Venmo. You really work my magic real quick.
That's not it.
That'd be a fucking new best.
You're on Nolidel bro.
I fucked up bro. I'm not gonna lie. I dropped the glasses.
It's $100 down the fucking drain.
I'm not gonna lie. You got Applebit?
I like Applebit.
Put your phone number. Just type it.
Literally type it.
I gotta put him on?
I appreciate it, bro.
Yeah, bro, I appreciate it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Thank you for taking a photo with me.
Yeah, for sure, bro.
Yeah, for sure, dude.
Yeah.
Yes, sir.
Good morning.
I'm gonna send you back.
How much was it?
$250.
I'll give you yours.
That needs a lot.
Oh, bro, thank you, man.
I'm alive.
I'm alive.
I'm alive.
I'm alive.
I'm alive.
I'm alive.
I'm alive.
I'm alive.
I'm alive.
I'm alive.
I'm alive.
I'm alive.
He's called a laser?
Yeah.
Oh.
Laser.
You won't leave my number, right?
No.
You promise?
It's that.
I know.
Thank you.
Obviously.
Thank you, bro.
Yeah, don't worry.
Yeah, I gotta go.
I gotta get the fuck out of here.
My car's here, bro.
I don't know.
No, no, no.
No, where's Lacey, bro?
He has the car.
Fuck no
Fucking kill myself, bro
Can I take your hat please?
Yeah, how many likes?
700 million.
How many likes?
How many likes?
Shut up, bro.
Y'all tickets, man?
Tickets.
Please, please three nights here.
I don't got nothing on the end of my fucking up.
No, no!
What's up?
What's up?
What's up, man?
Y'all see Lacey's brother?
Yeah, I think I see him.
He's like, right down here, brother.
God or no?
Uh, no, no.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Listen, be honest.
Hey, would you rather have your girl come back with her piece
Herpes are coming over to baby pregnant.
What the fuck are you talking about?
No, no, no, street pics, street pics, street pics.
Ladies, ladies, ladies, ladies, ladies.
I have no pictures, no pictures, no pictures.
Hey, Lacey, they'll go this way, though.
Oh, God, no.
I got you, Ben, I'm sorry.
Oh, I'm in security.
Oh, he's here.
Right here.
He said no pictures.
I'm just trying to get him.
Oh, no, no, no, brother.
What's up, bro?
I'm back here with Lacey.
That way.
Oh, God?
Yeah.
I'm involved in our our editors. Thank you. I
Gotta make it sweet for him before I go chat. How can I get accepted? What do I got to do?
I just got to tweet a picture of my social security numbers them
Like dead ass like dead ass, bro
I'm gonna make a tweet right now at Kai's and that I'll do anything
please bro what else maybe I got a sympathy for him what tell me give me
something give me something give me something I got nothing bro I just hope
more people please bro
please bro do I go to
Hold on bro give me a couple minutes hold on I'm going to atlanta did you hear me?
I can't hear you bro.
We're going to atlanta.
Look at me.
This isn't the end.
Oh god we're going atlanta do you understand me?
Are you prepared or not?
I'm ready man.
Why am I getting a phone call now?
Oh my god, my number's lit, Gigi's.
Hold on, bro, hold on.
I see you, bro.
I love you.
I'm gonna kill myself if no one's coming out of me.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
Why would you do it?
What the fuck is Lofi doing behind?
Did you get in?
No, I didn't get in.
Why not?
I got denied.
What kind of number?
Just call.
Oh, he don't answer my texts!
Sorry, I have to work on it.
You got an answer.
I have an answer.
I have an answer.
I have an answer.
I have an answer.
Yeah, I can answer it.
Don't do it.
Yeah, I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it.
Oh, I'm making a whole line.
Right here.
Right here.
All right.
Where's the plan, bro?
I'm creating the cinema.
Yeah.
Got our Jinxie stream, me, Jinxie, and Loos.
Try to get a win on every game.
And then Tuesday we're going to Atlanta.
I'm gonna kill myself.
All right.
I'm gonna kill myself.
No, no, no, please.
Bye, Ron, see you.
I love you.
Hmm.
I can't believe it, bro.
In game, of course, I'm gonna kill myself.
Shit's fucked up.
fucked up
can i picture sir?
you were grabbing my arm and shooting
no, no, different asian
nope, that was you
no, no, no, it was him, it was him
yeah
what he was doing?
he went like this all along me
yeah, fucking retard
hey, be nice
well
i'm not gonna lie bro
ah, qv
You and the boys just graduated L.A. Universities.
No one's going to see you.
E.O.V., bro.
You get denied to Schumer University.
I'm not doing the walking shame.
Love you, Ron.
I'm going to kill myself.
Don't do it.
Love you, too.
Don't even waste your time.
Everyone's getting denied, bro.
Some bullshit they got going on here.
Did you graduate, Schumer?
You?
Did you graduate already?
How the fuck did you graduate?
Where are you?
Congratulations.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Are you crazy?
I was trying to speak for him.
Did he get denied?
What the fuck do you think, bro?
What the fuck do you think, bro?
You think I'm just walking for fun?
Do you think I'm just walking for fun?
I knew this earlier, you're really bad at the game.
My own god, you better get it going.
I'm sorry.
Hey, hey, you gotta dab with your right hand.
You got the knife too?
You gotta dab with your right.
You gotta dab with your right.
You gotta dab with your left.
Come on, brother.
That's shit.
And then snap after it.
I mean, like your screen.
700 million, 800 million comments.
All right, I got one question for you.
What made you want to start streaming
and we're made to provide for everything that you're doing for yourself right now.
It's a page, bro. If you want to start streaming to be a creator and be a millionaire, it's the wrong reasons.
You've got to enjoy everything in life. Everything's a process.
One of the biggest things about life, everyone looks forward to the ending.
Their main goal is, oh, I want to average 10K viewers.
Oh, I want to have a million dollars. What's you going to do when you get there?
It's not about the fucking end. It's about the journey.
Appreciate every moment. Fail. Succeed. Everything.
Hey, God bless.
You need your camera man?
Fuck no.
Hell no.
Oh, shit. Fuck.
Hey, be safe and don't quit on your dreams
People want to create content for you say some people want to be a creator be the content creator
I don't know why you already said that shit.
Whoa, what context are you in?
Did I say that shit?
Yeah, I think I said that.
I said that shit.
I don't know why I said that.
Damn, my mama, right?
Right, right, right.
I thought you were going to say that shit.
Hey, listen, what's going on, right?
Yeah, shit.
Why am I in Jinx's bathroom?
Motherfucker, I'm not in Jinx's bathroom.
Ty Lill calling.
What's a random...
Ty Lill calling.
What?
Ty Lill calling.
I don't want to leak his number.
No, no, no.
We get him.
We hide in the camera.
Is this Ty Lill's real number?
Am I getting scammed?
It's a fake number where's Lacey at right over here
I love you, bro
We're safe, we're safe, the stream, we're done.
Stop!
Bro, hold on, bro.
Daddy, they're coming.
They're coming.
Push up, baby.
Push up, baby.
Bro, are you coming?
Give me a couple minutes, I'll tell you.
Hey, go up the wall, bro.
Go up the wall, bro.
What, bro?
What's up, Ty Lill?
I'ma come pick you up in a fucked red.
I'm with, I'm at Lacey and Marlin right now in the parking garage.
What you want, cuz we in a parked garage?
I'ma send you right now.
I don't want to fucking do this one god. I don't want to do this no more
Like if I go to Atlanta, what are the odds we get accepted?
Huh?
You think zero
What if he's like damn, you know, you're committed as fuck
But I'm just trying to send Tyler my pen
Yo, Lacey, bro y'all both fucking
Y'all both got accepted, basically.
Nah, we got same size, but, you know.
I don't know, bro. Kai, you know what he said?
He double underlined Hall monitor and put a star next to it.
He said he liked the creativity.
What the fuck did I do wrong? You know what I did wrong?
You're coming into hostile, start singing fucking paper?
I don't know what it's a fuck about that shit.
You guys all here, everybody's all here.
Farmin' here.
Farmin' here?
Uh, listen.
Listen, bro, listen.
You did, uh, University at the FK?
I did very good.
Listen, Ryan.
I didn't mean to do that.
Oh, you didn't?
I'll go, bro.
No, I got it all right.
First time.
I was listening to you.
Oh, that matters to me.
You guys go watch the USC fight?
Yeah.
You gotta get up here?
Oh, we gotta stay in touch.
Stay in touch.
Stay in touch.
Okay, so that's like a halfway between you and me.
Yeah, exactly.
Exactly.
We'll see.
I think we'll see.
What are you laughing at?
You're fucking kidding me, Dan.
What's going on there?
You don't say?
Dan!
Listen, bro, you're gonna get in here, dude.
You're gonna get in here, dude.
I promise, right?
I love you.
It's not over yet.
It's not over yet.
We are going to Streamer University.
We are going.
I usually go to, like, a lot of, like,
some type of sick fucking joke.
Like, is this dead ass and type of fucking sick joke?
Security thank you very much
Don't make me have to use force
It's time to go home
It's time to go home
We're going to the side truck
Where's Ronald?
We're gonna go back to the team
No, Ronald!
You're sick of the father
Brother Ronald, brother man cool
Who?
Fuck all of them!
Brother, we're a family!
How you doing, bro?
Listen, my brother was good.
You're sick in the fucking ass.
Don't fuck yourself.
You're the same brother as my brother!
We're cool!
We fuck with you!
We cool!
We cool!
We cool!
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey!
Bro, you got it, bro!
What the fuck are you doing, bro?
Hey, bro, hey, bro!
Hey, bro, hey, bro!
Hey, bro, hey, bro!
I
I'm just kidding. I just like saying it. I would never like say I lost my pressure. I
just like saying it. I can really do that. I can really do that. How much is it? How
much is it? I can do that. I'm not gonna lie. So, okay.
Okay, guys, Ty Lill isn't a spy. Alright boys, take care. Yeah guys guys
What no don't start don't start me man, bro wrong guy tonight. Hey, we can drive the car dude
No, that's not that's not bad. I don't know. We it says fine nearby charging. We have to be serious
The nearest charger is
Go look for the way a plaza plaza, bro. Oh
Oh another plaza dude. We're not going to ombreous CA fucking fremont plans to Tesla charger, bro. I'm not doing that
You're honestly, bro, let's just go as far as we can and we'll find one and we have like 2%
Well, this anything for the screen. I'm not kidding
But do you want to get stuck and then have to get towed and then Uber no
How far do we got left?
What's up, Ty Lill?
Oh, is this your truck right here, in front of our cyber fuck?
Yeah.
We're in the car, bro.
Who's this fucking girl?
What the fuck?
That was kind of scary.
What is this girl doing?
What is she doing?
Because she was asking me, what?
Oh, tell her to...
Well, why is she trying to open the door?
You know, Liz, what's actually going on?
Well, check, guys...
Uh...
Wait, I just...
I'm getting 608 rated.
What does that mean?
I remember what, Tai-Lil here.
608, what's up?
Hold on, Tai-Lil, we're here.
Oh, uh, Drew.
Take the...
Oh, where'd she go?
Well, let's the door open.
Oh, how now?
Fuck it.
Load a window.
The window is fucking long.
Load a window, he's in the hall.
Hello?
Oh, it's Tai-Lil.
Who is this girl?
Is she in the hall?
Tell her what is this girl wrongs?
What is she doing?
What's she doing?
Okay, okay.
You can't, you can't be able to, you can't be able to car like that.
You understand?
Nah.
I'm security.
What do you need?
I just want to see the inside of a Tesla truck I've never seen before.
You want to see the inside of a Tesla truck?
Yeah.
So go to Tesla.
You understand?
And see the inside of the truck.
But you're not, you're not, you're not going to need to post in my car or something.
You understand?
you're not gonna do. Lacey are you okay? I'm great bro. Lacey has it locked. Lacey has it all done.
Oh I'm not Marlon. I was so close bro. No Marlon. Oh my god I'm protecting my whole culture. He's a Nike client.
He's like something he might play the World Cup you know what I'm saying. Yo! What the fuck?
Why do you have a child back on your window?
Why are they kicking your car?
Can we get in here?
Can we get in here?
Yes, but I have a live body kid on it, so it's not moving.
It's fragile.
It's a live body.
$40,000.
Lacey.
Young man.
Your daughter.
You're bouncing on this shit.
I'm not asleep.
Yo.
Check.
You're bouncing on this shit.
Your daughter.
Hey, I'm not sleeping!
So far you're bouncing on this thing!
No doubt!
No doubt!
No doubt!
I'm not sleeping!
You're not sleeping?
No, no, no, no, no!
BODGETS!
Oh no, he got fired!
What are you doing?
Almost, almost, almost, almost, almost.
What's going on, bro?
Why are you fucking doing that?
Are you fucking listening?
What are we doing, bro?
Yo, they fucked this shit up.
Hey, what are we doing?
Hey, tell them out.
We are, bro.
We better go to the far far far
What do you want bro? I got fucking pride
You wanna come to Atlanta with me?
You wanna go to Atlanta?
You wanna go to Atlanta, where are you from?
You just take my content and like a smith of a sass and
Yo! Dumbass! I just said I'm going to Atlanta tomorrow!
What?
Yeah! I'm going to reapply again!
Look he's coming tonight though!
I'm coming in the next hour!
Let's go to the fucking courthouse. I want to get blessed in.
It's hard to find.
Get the fuck out of here.
Wait a minute, you think...
You don't even try to matter for me.
Let me get a shoe.
You don't clean shoes.
Hey, you take gloves.
That's what I'm talking about.
What the fuck?
It was you the whole time?
That's what I'm saying.
That's what you're good at.
Hey listen, hey, we don't see me though, yeah?
Yeah, sir.
Tell him, tell him, tell him!
Hey, tell him!
10 minutes and hey, I'm not alone.
Hey, hey, I'm a fuck with y'all!
I'm a fuck with y'all, like it or...
No, you're good, bro, you're good.
Like it or, like it or, like it or.
Hey, hey.
So move like that, now what the fuck?
I'm a taxi, we're going to a taxi.
We're going to a nice closer.
Oh yeah, I want to hang?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're going to a taxi.
We're going to go to the gas station.
You don't put a finger print.
We're going to the gas station.
Y'all want to meet us there?
Okay
Let me just
you try it might be on your left on your door no it's not they don't got that
intestines where we got to go
like marlin i'm gonna kill myself i know something i got everybody mad at me for it
oh my god that was such a hard game i know so let me get this chance i just want to know something real quick
yes you got an item we got stay in touch yes indeed i know it fucking sucks fucking sucks yeah
oh my total if you just when your total is actually holy shit total almost just hit me bro
oh my what is he doing
Oh
I'm gonna
You're in a cyber beast. No, I know but I can't go fast thousand horsepower. I know you can't go fast
I don't have battery.
It's not that far to the...
I'm in low power mode right now.
Are you sure? Just going the way towards the house?
Yes.
Are you sure?
Yes, I mapped it.
Chill out about your fucking Sweden game!
It's 56 minutes to the house.
This adds 6 minutes of driving.
What, bro?
You got accepted and you don't know how to act now.
It's...
We don't...
I don't fuck with people that don't really accept it, bro.
I fucked that shit.
Holy hell content. What are they doing?
Something is driving. I don't think it's Toto. I don't think it's Toto. He's not going to be that much.
No, it is. I'm not going to lie. It is.
I don't know why Toto is driving. You need to have a driver's license. Yes, I'm calling you out, bro.
I don't have one either. I'm illegal. I need the same way.
Yeah. Fuck.
He moves.
Tell Toto to chill, bro.
I'm scared. I don't want him to hit me.
He's not going to be that much creative.
No, he's not going to hit you, bro.
Hey, listen.
Hey, go!
Oh my god.
His ass is not catching up to this.
Oh my god, he's not.
Yeah, we're not going to have a battery to get to where we need to get to.
Yeah.
Oh, he's supposed to turn right.
He's supposed to turn right.
Oh my god, he's supposed to turn right.
He's supposed to turn right.
Oh, there's a dumb piece of shit.
Oh my god, fucking backseat drivers telling me what turns to make road.
Just maybe do it.
Holy Amazon Prime, give us your name.
Pro! Thanks for your work!
Thanks for your work!
Is it left over here?
Nope.
Let's go more on this.
Let's go a little tighter.
Let's go a little tighter.
You have to stay that way.
You know we are not open this window?
Hey! We missed the exit!
It's that exit!
Why no sleep?
Why is both our driver in the car right now?
You know sleep!
Toad is in a camel
You know sleep!
Actually coming to life Marlon
Toad is on a camel behind us
Why no sleep?
Why no sleep?
You know sleep!
You know sleep!
Take a left
You have to right away, go!
Come on here, there's a fuzz!
I still gotta project that down for it.
Tell, tell Todd that you got muscle.
Haskell got fucking caught.
Yeah.
Haskell threw his chance at having Jason as Kenerman?
Boys, how did you get caught as a kid?
Yeah, what happened?
He, he fucking noticed me right away.
Yeah, that has.
I'm not gonna lie.
And he carried your ass out?
Yeah, I don't know how constant I picked my ass up.
What he did
Well
Is there even a fucking chance anymore like that as I even go to Atlanta like I was gonna go to Atlanta
I try to reply to support the way some fucking time you're actually my
Y'all got accepted my dipping where you never know
Did you fuck you mean I never gonna just to tell him your idea of what you were gonna do
He told me to sing paypal instantly when he talked about it.
I stopped him and I was like, I can't explain what I'm doing here.
You should have done that. You should have demanded it, bro. Power. Respect.
Yo, guys, we're not making it. I don't know how to tell y'all.
Bro, just relax.
You got it.
The battery's gonna be able to get there.
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
Is that home or to the thing?
That's to the thing, but usually it goes down as you try.
I see nah
I don't even see that damage anymore. That shows dumb as fuck. No, that shows catch. Come on. No
I should have done this fuck. Fuck. What?
I'm such a cheater. I'm crying on your downfall. Are you fucking serious? Yes. I actually want nothing but bad things.
Oh my god, there's someone just fucking driving a 150 miles an hour next to us.
Why do I look so chopped today?
You don't look chopped, honestly. You look amazing sweetie.
Well, he should have been alive for 30 hours.
Aren't you just a fucking grinder, bro?
So, you both got a stand-touch?
W. Lacey's the chairman.
Yeah, we did indeed.
Yes, that's a lot.
I did indeed, though.
Damn, do you think I denied on me was a stand-touch, or is that like, just like, deny-denyed?
No, it denies it denies it.
Denies definitely denies it.
Well, you never know what could happen down the line, you know?
Maybe like a few years from now, and he does like Streamer University.
Maybe Streamer University 2027?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's not the best help.
Streamer University 7.
Yeah.
That would be fucking 5 more after this.
No, 20-20 is happening next year.
No, it was I say 7-7.
Love you to death, kid.
Love you to death, kid? But...
You know, it denies a man.
Well, that guy is literally just
directly on his phone, Scro.
He's not close to me.
I'm not going to lie about today's a new day.
Today marks the day that
I'd kill myself.
Okay.
Well, there's no need for that.
You know, a denial is not worthy of a kill.
Exactly.
Because here's the thing, just because you get denied one time, maybe even get denied
two times.
It doesn't mean you're going to be denied for the rest of your life.
He's looking at from a positive perspective.
Don't do it.
I will.
Looking from a positive perspective.
And Jason got a nice one.
So he can kind of lean on each other's shoulders a little bit, you know.
Me and Leigh's gonna be at the university, obviously, and then we'll just have a big chit-chat.
Two denials, two same touches.
So what?
What really is?
More at Leigh's?
Yeah.
Yeah.
What the fuck are you looking at, Drew?
What?
You?
You're chugged out.
You're chugged out.
Drew?
Drew?
Drew is staying in touch, bro.
Drew?
Wait, what?
Drew, that ass gotta stay in touch.
Yeah, he's staying in touch.
He was like, yeah.
Maybe we can read my character.
Say it on God, he said that.
Well, no, but if I'm staying in touch, I mean, Drew's gonna be my cameraman, so Drew's staying in touch, too.
Yeah.
So, Drew fucking Wall.
Gotta stay in touch over me.
Oh, that's true for him.
What's up?
Wow, that's low.
That's a low.
Okay.
Yeah.
I'm all right.
Oh, yeah, we're not making it.
It says we get there at 1%.
Yeah, we know we don't make it.
I'll just keep going down, right?
Yeah, I gotta drive.
We gotta drive slower, to be honest.
Oh, don't do it.
Is there a closer one?
I mean, there's a closer one, but it's not on the way home.
Ah!
Oh, God, no, bro.
I'm not even happy.
Oh, God.
No, I know, but we're going to figure it out.
I actually want to figure it out.
I literally said, if y'all got accepted tonight,
didn't you?
Wouldn't go.
Well, news, buddy.
We're fucking live, OK?
Absolutely fucking live.
But it's okay, we're gonna figure it out together, we're a team.
Let's talk about it right now.
Like, what? Why the shit?
Like that?
Oh no.
What?
The sun's right there.
The sun's coming through there.
It needs to be up.
Now the sun's not walking through.
Yo, Lace.
Yeah.
Honestly, I'll be real. Yeah, I really think that if you didn't switch to the mock-up outfit, you would have been denied
That's such a clutch move. Yeah, I think it was because I'm gonna be honest
That was just the last minute it become an audible, right? Yeah audible to something. I saw that see that that honestly
Yeah, right there. It's just called
Content genius. No, it is. You know, you call it off. So bring them all come out on the spot
Bring the segue in. Yeah, a little donut in the right
Little jelly gun on the pocket
And you know what I was watching you more yeah in there the way you pivoted
Wow, you see you see that right you could went in there as a coach
He said oh, we got a basketball team saw you instantly hit up hit a step back
Show me exactly what you're talking about great pivot
You got to adjust the situation chat you got us actually gotta read him you gotta read him
We can't even go in the dreading you gotta go like read what he's about
I'm not squinting fucking singing bullshit. I don't know what I would have done that, but like you know
Okay, are you crying you gave up on my soul, bro?
What I did
It's not even funny. I know could go a little further work up work up you know
Like, dog dentists don't care because you got accepted.
No, it's not even that, bro.
It's generally not even that.
It's just like, I'm not explaining.
It doesn't like God when I got off that classroom.
Motherfucker, you literally said it goes from God to Kaisenat to fucking you.
Are you fucking crazy?
Yeah, that makes sense.
You gotta do what you gotta do.
You know what I said?
You gotta do what you gotta do.
I said Dean Sinat, nobody will ever talk about you again.
Dean Sinat, nobody will ever talk about you again.
That's a man. That's a great house. Yeah
Can we get food or something? We're going to be food. Hopefully at the charger spot
Get a reset
You know, there's you know, you know, you know, like when like they lose like a little league game you get an ice cream cone
Yeah, oh ice cream ice cream on look at the ice cream ice cream
I'm just like curious right now cuz like you guys weren't acting like this before the fucking man, you know, right?
Yeah, y'all were acting pretty nice like everyone was like we were all like a team everything happened
You know I'm saying and then all of a sudden you guys got like this like stay in touch bullshit and you've switched up
So I just wanted up this like some type of like sick ass joke or something
I wish it was a joke for your sake. I must be I must be how did they catch up to us?
All right, let's go right. Oh my god. We're actually
How did Tyler catch up to us actually?
We have
I need food bro. Oh god. I need food. I
Just need to eat
I need to eat I'm actually really stressing because I genuinely don't think we make it
No, definitely like emergency.
Chad, if a Tesla gets to zero, is there like a emergency battery or anything at all?
Not to dead zero, I've never been to dead zero.
So when did it turn off?
Lace.
Wait, what?
So when did it go off? Like when did it?
What do you mean?
Because you said you got shamed at once.
Oh, no, so what happened was my phone died.
And the key was on my phone.
You heard Lacey?
What?
No, 137A. Take that shoot.
Why?
Come on there.
I'm going to take a row of streets.
Take that exit, brother.
Not going to take a row of streets.
Take a row of streets here?
Just take the exit.
Please take the exit.
What is that?
Take the exit.
It's all the strippers and shi-
Is that actually the purpose?
They're like prostitute streets.
Yeah.
Wait, take a row of them.
It almost sounds tight.
What?
What is the 608?
no rums what's the line on sweet and money line I'm telling you it's a good
line I'm telling right now it's about to be good line here you're saying if I
if I put money on sweet and no way lace actually like no Joe hey fuck all
that shit bro when playboy Cardi come on stage someone let me know
Well, it might not be too late for us.
Too late? I'd say eight or nine times.
Too late.
I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie.
I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie.
I'm not going to lie.
Bro, can you keep us a habbiture for us?
What?
Please help us!
Please help us!
Yes, sir!
Yes, sir!
Yes, sir!
Are you ready, mate?
Bust out Rolly Avalanche, yeah, my old bitch Averich
This my first time rapping it, I might go retarded shit
Ben Nikum, I'm dashing it, say no more funny, I'm totally shit
Total, don't shoot down the kid, total, don't shoot down the kid
Bust out Rolly Avalanche, yeah, my old bitch Averich
This my first time rapping it, I might go retarded shit
Wait, I'll wait for the guy to come around, wait for Deepson after
My name's Donny C.
Told you don't do that as a kid
Told you don't just get out the game
I'm in the 30 on 30 on 30
Now that shit's on stake, you's dirty
Now that's for one Catholic fast
Now that's for one Catholic yeah
I'm on the 18 with big trees
Plus 18, I see big ass
With six rings or a wubble bead
With six things
What's up guys, I'm the natural
My yo and my radices
Chained up for us like a beast
Bro
Bro, that's a big deal
No, I'm not gonna lie, this is like a sick ass joke, bro
I thought this is a guy's joke.
No, this is like, I'm like really understanding now how much of a piece of shit you guys are.
What?
What?
Are you serious?
What did we do?
My life's always amazing.
I'm low-key about at least four.
Okay.
Yeah, I'm about to...
I'm about to leave four, bro.
Come on, man.
You're not, you don't mean that.
No, I'm not.
You don't mean that, do you?
I'm not gonna lie, bro.
You don't mean that.
I deadass don't know man.
Do I have to give my ass all the way or something like that?
You know what you should do?
What?
You should...
I'm not gonna be honest with you.
Is that Lacy Street?
What the fuck?
Wait, what the fuck?
That's deadass Lacy Street.
That's insane.
Oh my god, my dream is actually going to turn up on the cross the street.
You know what I should have steal that.
Just steal that.
All right, I think we should do,
and this is just me and all this,
print out the actual Sheree U application.
And I'm like,
knock the chair team and go in a chair outfit.
Yeah, you know what?
I'm gonna let you get your chair from my PA team.
You know what?
No, you know what?
You're being a little fucking like.
I'm gonna start my own Sheree U.
Okay.
I'm gonna start my own.
Okay, I'm gonna let it, yeah.
I'm gonna do the same thing as well.
I'm gonna rent my own school, bro.
And I'm gonna do this.
Yeah, bro.
You guys wanna join or no?
No, I'm good, bro.
We're not Dean's and that son streamer you all the way, bro
Maybe a little singer you say payphone for the big Dean
I got a reminder you got in no way you're trolling sale. Oh, yeah, she got in say on God. Oh my god. Wait like he got he got
He got the entire day in touch or he got accepted
I'm not gonna fucking say a bad word, and it's not gonna be good.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Get me out of this car.
Bro, do you act?
I'm not kidding, bro.
Get me out of this car.
This is dead ass, some type of fucking joke.
We're all about to dead ass be there.
It's gotta be a movie.
Wait, did you go last year?
It's a fucking movie.
No, I don't think so.
Oh, sorry.
Is this some type of fucking joke?
Damn, man.
It's a fucking sick joke that's going on, bro.
I'm proud of Debbie and you, she means it.
My mom was watching.
Can you say what's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What do you have to say, bro, like, what do you have to say, you gotta be like dead serious,
like what more do you guys want to kick you like kicking a dead man, bro, like what more
I'm gonna give you an offer. I'm gonna say if you want I'll let you use my segway
Maybe take my outfit you could you could try to be honest
That's nice to you. I'll be on that is really nice
Bro, you know this we'll go to the spot. We'll give him a little ice cream cone
Smack it out his hand keep pulling them. You know me get a little bite to eat
That'd be good, right?
I'm a joke you're on media. I'm actually a fucking joke
You put that shut up on my soul. I'm gonna take the wheel and kill us all
On my soul
That was not me!
That was not me!
That was not me!
That was not me!
That was not me!
That was not me!
That was not me!
Bro, get me out of this corner, bro!
Oh my god, where are 3%?
Yo, I'm begging!
Come on!
I don't even know how to stand up. I actually don't know if my hands are off the back.
I actually want to. It's gotta be someone in the back.
But I didn't touch it. I swear I've run you through my whole hands all the time.
No, I don't wanna play a song. I don't wanna play music on this game.
I can't play music first. No, no, no. I'm actually just...
Yo guys, leave.
I'm deadass, I want to go out of here.
I'm fucking Marlon in the back putting a gun.
Ow, I'm hip hop hip hop.
Shut the fuck up, bro.
Pause the song so it's not playing anymore.
I'm actually going to, I swear to God, I'm not mad.
Wait, they're saying Epic got him.
Oh, Epic got him?
I'm deadass going to email Nike on a burner.
Stop.
Stop, don't be weird, don't be weird, don't be weird, don't be weird, don't be weird, don't be weird
Okay bro
Bro, can we start banning the people in the chat that's always hopping on the bully train?
The fart of Twitch
Ban that guy, no, get out of the ban
How should I start reading messages?
No, bro, let me spit it right there
Can I start reading messages?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
You guys are such good friends, man.
Yo, what you seein' for me?
You seein' like...
Nevermind.
I think so.
Wait, what?
This high level still has my pin, bro.
I'm not even in the mood anymore.
Or God, I'm out of the mood.
I'm about to just kill myself.
No, I won't.
I'll tell you, Ron.
You're gonna get in, bro.
You're gonna get into what?
Distribute me to university.
Just give me a little spin.
You're a sick fuck, man.
You're dead ass a sick fuck in the head.
I need, I'm about to get out.
We got a short guy on a tip top and a blue hat.
Having some crazy thoughts from the witch on that.
Bro, it's honestly just fewer fucking university.
It's gonna be a movie, bro.
It's gonna be a fucking movie, though.
How many miles we got on this car?
So we have approximately eight miles left.
Eight miles.
Eleven miles away.
Okay.
Okay.
That's good.
I mean, we could walk the rest of the way, right?
Push the car.
House
When I say you I say you up and go I say I say I say it's well in tomorrow. I'm serious
Yeah, you should that'll show dedication
No way he denies you if you go to Atlanta
Right, I mean
It's decent that bro, you know
Damn these streamers are emotional as hell LMAO go fuck yourself. How about that? How about that, bro?
How about you go fuck yourself?
This fucking weird ass chatter bro. This guy's sick in the fucking, yo these guys are weird bro.
This is just so fucking weird.
Man, I'm fucking my sniffer man.
It's fucked up.
My boy Cardi bro, are you on stage yet? I miss you.
Man, ah damn, payable Cardi canceled too. Fuck, you're not just your own.
on God. No, I think so.
Playboy Cardi pulls out a summer smash lap. Wow.
Say on God. No, that's not the idea.
Wait.
Sleighboy Cardi. What was it exactly?
Oh, Playboy Cardi in a complex interview said
was going to bring streamer stable and auto up on stage,
but he decided not to come to Chicago.
Yo, sweet sweet.
This is just so fucking long.
Yeah, Drew, stop.
Fuck off.
No, you asshole.
Punch the chat.
What happens if this little iPad in the middle breaks?
A lot of money, probably.
A lot of money, honestly.
Yeah, she really controls the whole thing.
Some flowers?
Anybody got cash on them?
Oh my god, I'm in a mood today.
Should we give them a couple dollars?
We don't have gas to get flowers right now.
Mom, I'll give them $1.
I'll give them $1.
No, I'm looking for a taller.
I don't have any cash on me. I wish I had cash on me.
7-Eleven next to cricket?
Oh my gosh, thank you for reminding me. Oh, what we got to get back quick. Why cuz one 10 kill win it we call
Literally just one
Wait, I didn't really hear that, what was it?
I'm not playing Fortnite, Brad.
What do you mean it's day two of the tournament?
It's in one minute, it starts.
Bro, oh, I didn't tell you that, right?
No, what is it?
What is it you're going to compete in Fortnite?
I'm playing with, uh, POT Peter.
I mean, uh...
POT Peter!
You're playing POT Peter.
Fucking POT Peter!
Are you fucking stupid?
Yo, Marlon, I hope you know.
I hope you know.
Um, when I host another Duos tournament, you're on Peter Bustin.
I'm actually yes, I can host it
I'm working on the details right now. I'm waiting for I'm waiting to get the prize pool approved
Not just banned ban people saying like Benjamin Netanyahu got accepted fucking burger got accepted
Fucking pocket your god. I'll put a burger Lucas Goldstein got accepted. Okay, my lawyer
Okay, man. Let's just fucked up shit, bro
Why don't you go tomorrow to Atlanta bring burger and you hold the camera for
burger?
Oh my god.
Hold the camera for burger.
Yeah, and let burgers have an application.
Are you like...
No way he doesn't accept burgers.
Are you fucked in the head?
No way he doesn't accept burgers.
Get a night cat.
Honestly, especially...
Let's try that.
Especially a black cat, bro.
No one tried that.
Get back again.
I cannot deny that.
Yeah.
My grandma got to accept that fire, bro.
I don't understand.
My god Jason just got turned around and got accepted dude. You're the only one who could not go in. Oh my god
Oh my god streamer very pretty funny. Oh my god
Oh, that's perfect, we should probably ask them who got accepted
My mom got accepted through the no way
Don't do it, bro
Yo, don't eat me and shit get accepted holy fuck
What ship did yeah
So why is your car at 1% we're actually right now
Oh
Fuck and we got but it says I have five miles left over one mile away
So I think I think we're gonna make it the only issue is probably gonna need I mean we could grab a little bite
He said 20 minutes for four charge. We didn't win it for sure. No, I mean a full charge like 10 minutes like 10 15
I hope sweeten was what hey, that's it. That's a low blow. That's a low match
Frank that's a low fucking blow be honest my USA shocked you actually shocked me like no trouble
I think USA actually has a chance to go all the way. They were really good. CP is actually the go. They were really fucking good
What?
CP bro CP's tough. CP's crazy tough. He played crazy in the him and McKinney as a duo. Yeah, God. Thanks. What?
CP Captain America
Oh my god, or geckos just got accepted.
What did you hear what happened with the geckos?
Oh, you don't even know.
Were you neutral?
So apparently, one was a girl, one was a guy, and so he showed me that they mated.
Yeah, he said that he heard like this noise and he thought it was a bird in the OSCS house
and it was just the geckos made.
So there's going to be a bunch of baby geckos.
Do we know if it's pregnant or not?
we know he's pretty sure they're pregnant he said there's well brother you
can fucking nut and blast somebody for months and they might not be pregnant huh
these are geckos not you he literally said they're having sex and they got
nothing yeah he said he found eggs so yeah so there but he's when the baby's
hatch he's taking them to the bed to the no to the pet store off world he's gonna
resell them
He's profited off here. I got to take a percent of that. I'm not alone. I'm just gonna pick that up myself
Throw it in the crib. Oh, you quite literally are at the crib. Maybe once a month, bro
No, I'm at the crib every single month the fucking month
You know, did y'all watch Corvina today or not almost at a million by the way the core videos was a million
No, I'm saying like a good channel is
See how good the court everybody go watch the court video
Was that pretty good my gosh my YouTube videos of one out of ten I got accepted into streamer University
10 bro, that's just gonna bang
How much how many views is mine I got denied from sharing University chat how many is it up?
Oh, wow, I must have been one of them. Holy fuck. That's crazy. Dude, that's who one of them is.
Oh, no. What happened?
The comments. Is it bad?
They're just complaining about the cameras. The cameras.
Oh, actually? Yes. Oh, God? Yes.
Wait, I didn't think it was that bad.
I haven't really watched the monitor.
The ladies' camera footage get corrupted. Dan, you boys need better camera men.
Oh, yeah.
So I said when we were there that I'm not going to watch this.
A lot of people who are supporting the core YouTube channel right now
It's people who haven't really done YouTube work before like we're having Drew Lays Gilbert
John do camera work
But once we get our first YouTube
Paycheck into the core bank account
We're gonna start getting
We gotta buy chrome hearts or something
I'm not gonna run. Why do we love real 400 pounds each?
Who made this fucking thumbnail this doesn't even look like Marlon did they use AI that doesn't look like me
That can actually dope the video off
I mean bro to be fair it is literally
Adapt just talking to the guy like we don't really do shit. I'm not gonna lie. I know
Yeah
Yeah, I don't know.
Who's honking?
Who's honking with us?
Oh, is this Melrose?
No, this is not Melrose, this is the Grove.
You've gone into a parking garage?
No way. I thought we could get some food.
I'm walking around. This is the Grove.
Oh, this is the Grove?
Oh my God, the last time I came here there were so many girls coming up to me.
Shut the fuck up, bro.
I put it on my line or not.
No, last time you went here you were...
It was me, Drew and Gilly, and there were literally
Oh, it's coming up to me, bro.
I'm gonna call out that's all I was thinking about when I watched it.
What?
It's not the cameras, the angles.
I was thinking the same thing, bro.
That crossbar angle is so weird.
Like, it was like camera laid on the crossbar and they cut to that we shot it.
Like, should just be behind us.
Wait, is it taking a right down here?
I don't know.
Why not?
Why not?
I'm not here.
No, it's not here.
It's not here.
That's what I'm saying.
It's not here.
So why are you turning?
Oh my god.
I'm not driving.
Oh no.
It's in the parking.
It's in the parking rush.
That's what it is, like.
What? Like it's in there?
Ah!
Is it wrong, Lace?
Bruh, I'm starving. I'm not gonna lie. I need a little, like a little something at least.
Lacey, make this shit about you. Hit them. I'm lying and kidding.
Hit every child.
That's a family of, like, six.
Okay, tell him not to fucking lie.
Oh, shit.
What the fuck do you mean, oh shit?
Wait, why is this guy turning?
Oh, what's this guy doing?
Buddy, back up!
You know Gary, I hung up. She just...
Can you back up a little bit, buddy? Please? Please?
I'm not trying to turn around with you, but...
I'm not gonna lie to you.
He's got a dick!
What is he doing?
Is he just blocking me in?
He's blocking the way I raised that shit down.
Just get really close to him. Just ride his ass from...
Wait! What is wrong with this guy?
Why is he just sitting there, blocking me in?
He's blocking that line. Just keep going back.
Just make him move, bro.
Keep going back.
Oh, what is he doing?
He's just sitting there.
Throw your arm out the window like you're like...
What the fuck are you doing right there?
Get out of here.
what is he doing
oh yeah walking part of the car that's reversing I'm not even kidding someone
Deserve to get hit like dead serious. Just get just hit him on God
What the fuck are you all get it? Oh wait, it's my car six five
oh shit it's all to me I don't think so I'm watching her go go go go oh my god
you're good you're good you're good it's so close it's not a little bit
short of me she looks like a tough 10 of us
where is the parking garage where is the battery I know right here no
You just gotta find that electric one.
Oh no dude, this is not good y'all.
This is really not good y'all.
Dicks is over here though.
Yeah I know, but where's the fucking charger?
I love dicks.
Oh it's behind the roof.
Usually it's the roof.
Usually it's the roof.
Yeah, fresh shizzle.
It's a little scary in my car, it's the top here.
Don't let it hit the top.
Why is this guy riding?
This guy's riding my dick.
You see how close he is to me?
Wait, is that the guy that was backing up?
No.
What is wrong with people though?
Why is he on?
He's on my windows. I get time to kill myself worker. No, actually, that's weird spot right there list
So it should be one around here. No, that's different things. Oh, it is. It's prior to top neutral
It just doesn't tell you where it's at, huh? No, that's the exit
I think to the right isn't exit it says
Oh, I really just don't tell you where the chat where it'd be if you were a charging
No, I've never you know, what is this person doing?
No, who is this?
You lower your window okay my window
Lower
Yo, how close do you want to get?
Why is she mad nobody did anything that she's not driving a Tesla do you hear she just said what she said
She said you're driving around with your robot car.
Fucking dumbass.
That is nuts.
I've never seen someone get mad at her.
I swear I didn't know that was a thing.
Is it that serious?
She went up, she went up.
Actually, I'm next to have a Tesla. That's wild. Like what? What is insane?
Nice so crazy
be honest guys I don't see a Tesla charger anywhere
there is no off
oh maybe
before we just came from you're supposed to go straight away
good tips
can you cut through on the left here?
left? yeah what left last time
no but I think you gotta go back
you just do it
I
Cannot believe that was actually
That was actually not
Probably
There's no way you see a car if you start and you just start tailing it so close as possible because you don't like the car
I'm not giving you know what's going on boys because they are really bad news I think we're fucked
like genuinely I think we're fucked.
We need to find one ASAP.
No I think it is up, it's usually at the top.
Go left right here then go straight.
That's usually where it is.
Don't turn left again, just go straight.
Oh yeah he is right.
I want it down.
The bad news is though you're going to run into the girl again.
Oh we're going to do that.
What if she pulls out a gun and shoots us?
I'll fucking tell you that little stupid bitch, sorry.
You're good, bro.
Yeah, the whole reason it says 6-5 is because you're not supposed to, you're not supposed to, you're not supposed to, you're not supposed to let me hit it.
Sure I've got these chargers closed.
I'm telling you, Gigi, on the roof, it's probably an open roof, that's my guess.
Well, here's what I'm a little worried about.
And I click charge and service her.
Nothing pops up here.
You mean like my hand is glass?
Yeah!
Tesla charger is in the mall it could be how that makes no sense maybe it's this
maybe it's the Tesla oh my god did it register the Tesla 4 is a Tesla super
charger 16 souls it's here right my guess yeah I'm telling you it's always on
the roof but damn this is a fucking big-ass parking garage so it's on that
side no that might just be it might just be saying it's here left I don't know
we're fucked one mile drive in a till we're cooked oh my god
I should be fine
let me know you know the worst part is there's not a single tow truck in the
world that's gonna be able to get in there low-key
oh my god
oh it is even worse
wait
let's eat em
let's eat em
oh wait located on floor 7
told you bro
oh perfect
I told you
it's always on the fucking roof
it's always on the fucking roof
that's where it's my deads
damn what the fuck is today like
Give away everything in the mall? Why is this whole police pack?
It's Sunday.
Oh, it is Sunday.
Wow.
Four, four.
We're on four, what?
We're on four, four. We gotta get to seven.
Four?
What's that?
Four, are you b-
No battery?
No.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
You got all the camera batteries?
You're not making much of a difference.
I have eight camera batteries.
Probably dead though.
We're fucking up.
Yeah, we have no TVU batteries left either.
We don't take the same batteries though.
B5.
Let's keep going, let's keep going.
Yep, yep, yep.
Okay, we're 1-5.
I mean the next one is 2x and then it's 7.
Haha.
Is it right here?
Basta left, Basta left, do you have any snaps in this car?
Oh no, look you should get a little snap of what I'm going down.
I think you're taking the exit, you're going the wrong way.
No, no, no, no, no, no, it said exit.
I don't think so, every single time I'm taking a lefty gun up.
It said exit though, that one.
Oh no.
Are you sure?
No parking.
Let me know!
Let me ho!
Oh, shit remix.
Oh, shit.
It's B5.
Wait, what?
Someone's there.
Hold on a minute, we're getting outside now.
What did I say?
What did I say?
We're getting outside now.
Hold on.
What did I say?
What did I say?
What's the structure to our right that has the charger?
Oh my god.
It is.
Oh my god.
God surely there's a way to get there. No wait, there's no charger up your own god
There's not it's only six floors or my soul says six floors. Oh my god. Please wait
We're done
That's why it's way to go down the alley because the alley was right
The alley leads to that
Oh, we're just fucked. Oh, yes, we didn't you're not making it back to the city game
I don't want to see mom. No, you're actually not making it back to the city and I'm not like we're not making a charger
We see
Is it actually not here? No unless you think it's somehow connect. We know it's a B6
Yo, no, that might be it. That might be it that might be up there. I think you should drive over there
But we're gonna reverse sorry
Sorry
Get your GGs ready!
I'll be over more.
Dude, no charge on any of them.
Oh, you shouldn't have known, bro.
Oh, don't be sad.
But I am sad.
Yeah, bro, you got accepted today. I didn't.
So, no reason to be sad.
No, I'm happy again.
Well, first of all, I see, what are you actually doing with Tesla?
I don't know. I never had it on me.
There's that zero right now?
Oh, there's that zero.
Because that would be like an emergency fund.
Yeah, they got to be like,
Why don't you get it?
Your shit debt has said zero percent better.
All your shit debt has said zero percent better.
Oh yeah, we're out of battery.
We're out of battery.
Sunburn.
Oh yeah, there's no way of getting there.
We got to at least, should we just try and go down?
We have to, yeah.
Oh my god, we chose the wrong spot.
Oh my god, we chose the wrong spot.
Look, that's the parking garage right there.
So close.
Oh my god.
There's no way there's no chargers in this whole one.
No, it's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's like high
Where do you see it's like for like
Are you echoing me
Yeah, me too, that's so cringy right I wish you could just I wish I wish my cameraman just shut the fuck up
I wish you could just tell me how it is
Yeah.
He did.
Call him a fucking...
Say it, ladies.
You don't go fuck.
Hi!
What?
You say it.
Oh my god.
We have...
I don't know what to do.
We're at 4% on the camera,
should I just switch to the...
Oh my god, we're so fucked, ladies.
I love the way your battery gets 0% in it.
Sun.
Actually, sunbunny.
Yes.
Y'all don't worry about the...
We got a bigger problem, you guys.
We're...
Well, ladies...
Okay, ladies, this is me.
Ladies, ladies, no, ladies.
No, ladies, don't...
Make contact!
What?
You go down
It do go down
No, fuck your camera
Yeah, it's charging my TV and my TV is ready at 30%
You recorded son my TV you is going to die if I give you the charger
Hey, Grock, what happens? Hey, Grock? What happens if my Tesla hits zero percent?
You gotta go to B5 and take a right dinner set.
I don't know anymore.
Why?
Because you can't go right here, obviously.
You go down.
Well, we're gonna get out, though.
We'll just have to stay on that entrance.
We can just swap yours.
No, we can't swap mine.
I'm in a nightmare right now.
I'm not even kidding.
We can't swap the mine.
I hear people like, I'm in a car with a true wall.
I need to die.
So Chad, yeah, but Chad, when your car hits E, sometimes you can still drive a little
bit.
Is that how this is or no?
It just goes.
It gotta be.
Is that how this is or no?
It's just cooked.
It's just cooked.
It's just cooked.
You're at one mile.
Now it's this one mile.
You have one mile left.
Oh my god, we're not making it.
Oh my god.
Guys, let's take that.
Oh my god.
I realize.
Oh my sweetened game, man.
Oh fuck your sweetened game.
Guys, that's all we said.
I would just hit a kid.
We need to reset everyone.
Oh my god, at least we got accepted to True University, bro.
I did not get accepted.
I did not.
I did not.
I did not.
I did not.
I did not.
I did not.
I did not.
I did not.
I did not.
I did not get accepted bro.
Guys, think about the problems we're having right now.
Oh, my camera won't charge.
My Tesla won't charge.
Bro, these people are saying,
oh, what am I going to eat today, bro?
They're waking up and their lights aren't even turning on in their house.
Shut the fuck up!
Oh, but...
Some people can't even go back to Sweden
as much as they would like to and see their family.
But you can go whenever you want,
because you have people in your chat who give you money
and fund your trips to Sweden to see your family.
And you're sitting here complaining about not being able to watch the match if you're a real fan you'd be at the match
Well, you would have been at the match tailgating hours before it started
You're not wrong dude
Real sweet if you be in whatever city that matches in right while you're real sweet in bed name five Sweden
Yeah, name five seats name five Sweden. Okay, Sweden fucking
My name five players in Sweden. No, just name name of Sweden
name a Sweden. Exactly, that's what I thought, Thomas. Well, they have they have
Gaiokers. Yeah, it is. So, can I ask you a quick question? Yeah. What happens when
we're in the parking garage and it goes dead? Well, because your car doesn't have
like a neutral mode. I'm gonna trust my chat here and my chat is telling me that
even if the car is zero, we still have five to ten extra miles of range. So, I'm
I'm gonna trust my chat.
You're gonna trust the Lazy Dogs.
Can we just start by finding the actual location of the Prosperity?
Shut the fuck up!
Like, you're just filling words for-
You're not even saying anything!
I like this.
Am I even kidding?
I could have gone to a gas station, bro.
Maybe she was right.
Maybe she was like,
oh, you know what, if she was right,
we could have went to a gas station with Marlon said,
can we stop somewhere that's on the way
so I don't miss the Sweden game?
Yeah, now you miss the whole Sweden game.
Now you miss the whole game.
So hope Sweden doesn't get mad at you, bro.
I'm sure the whole Sweden,
oh, Sweden Twitter just tweeted,
why is Marlon not at the game?
Why is he not watching?
I'm hungry, bro.
Are we there yet?
get out hungry
good news
where guys
uh... cameras about to die this
the straight
uh... no stream
in no car
and we still have a thirty five minutes right back after this
I'm gonna fucking hey, bro. It could be worse could be hungry
Could look like Marlin's chopped ass
Could also be fucking the night from Schumann University. Okay, that's that's yeah, thank you
Weird that's like ego thing. I'm not gonna lie like I miss me Marlin was like cash Marlin. We had no ego
But I don't show my mouth when he actually logged to and you actually like look skinny
In the trailer garage thing
Is you're you trying to get hit by a car honestly don't really know these guys try to park right there, that's why
I mean that guy was fucking just parked in the middle
Yeah, he put his blinker on.
You're such a little fucking asshole.
Yo shut your ass up dude.
How much battery you got left on the phone?
We have on the phone.
On the cover?
Oh, you're so portable that there's been no use.
Oh, nice.
But whenever that dies, then we're fucked.
When that dies, we're in a lot of trouble.
Yo, so are we in a fucking maze?
Like, what is going on?
We have been trapped in a parking garage for like,
out for an hour, bro.
My head is hurting.
It actually has been unharmed.
My head is burning bro, my balls are itching like
No shit don't hit these people, what the fuck kind of calm is that?
I mean you're most hit the point
Oh this guy's about to hit you, at least he's turning out
How you guys doing?
Brother, can we just like find this thing bro?
Yo bro, I'm not gonna lie, should I wash my hand?
Kai dap me up
What was my, what was my say, like this guy swaggy?
Wait, did he dap me in the same way as Cardi?
Yes
But Cardi, the thing is with Cardi, Cardi's like where I fuck with you
Kylan literally just like
Bro, when y'all see Cardi, do y'all have another time on Cardi B?
No, no, playboy Cardi.
Cardi B?
Cardi B.
Why would he be trying to play?
I don't know, fucks about Cardi B.
And y'all pull up with Cardi B, that's it.
I don't even know where he's from.
No, where are you taking us?
Are you gonna fucking kill us?
We're like genuinely rid of that.
We're the fuck, RV, bro.
We're not getting home.
Oh, nice.
This is a good exit right here.
Oh my god, what the fuck is this exit?
We're not getting home
I actually want to kill myself
Let's want to see sweet and play. Oh my god. We're actually trapped. Oh, yeah. I'll have to be like a fucking 150 point turn
Hey kids
You're a good kid
Well, can you just find a new location, please?
Are we fucking stuck?
I'm stuck. I'm stuck. I'm stuck.
How are you?
I'm stuck. On God, you're stuck.
No, go back. Just go back.
You space. Go back.
Keep going. Keep going. You're going as far as you can.
Okay, you're stuck. On God, you're stuck.
Dude, on God, you're stuck.
Why would you go left?
Why would you go left?
How are we stuck?
How did you get us in this?
this. What are you going to back all the way to Park
Vacadmus? What are you saying? You don't even speak English, you just say shit out your
mouth dude. How do these kids get here? Fuck them kids. I like this play. Oh my god yeah
Quick quick quick quick quick quick quick!
Keep going!
Nice!
Now take a left. Take a left where you going?
Now it's... it's 642.
What is a 642?
Give us your miles, give us your miles, give us your miles.
Bro, sunny blend, sunburn, sunmicrowave, sunwater mode.
Oh my god, we gotta go all the way around?
We're going back up 7 floors!
So, oh, in and out, what the fuck is...
Oh my god, I'm dead taking a burger right now.
Oh my god, I've never seen this internet.
All my life I've to get a burger right now.
So, big ass in and out!
Yo, ladies, go new location, new location, new location.
I don't have battery to go to this location, I'm out of here.
I don't have battery to go to a new location, Marlin.
Yo, are we out of...
What was that?
Is it good?
Is it paid parking lot?
My father's died.
Oh my God, this is the one we got stuck in.
Does anyone have a credit card?
No.
Oh my God, wait.
We're not going to be able to get out of the parking lot.
Are you fucking serious?
Last time we had to have someone else's.
Could be worse bro.
And this? This is what the world gets when 48 nations meet.
Are you watching the World Cup?
Bullshit.
Yes, what the fuck am I supposed to do?
No, we have zero mo-
Yo, we have zero per-
Look, show this, we have zero percent left.
I don't even know how it's tried, baby.
Why do server trucks actually break every single net?
I'm seeing a lot of people really like to see what the other trucks look like.
Bro, my thing is just like...
You're shy.
I'm not gonna say no more.
Like I'm dead as you just say words.
I'm not gonna say anything no more.
You get us to say words, bro.
Ow, ladies!
Mommy ain't...
Brock, how many miles do I get on my Cybertruck once it hits zero percent?
Bro, it's also dead.
Brock, how many miles do I get on my Cybertruck once it hits zero percent?
It's literally-
A solid five to ten miles, you crazy bitch.
Don't fucking count on it, though.
Tesla's manual screams not to trust that shit, and the second you start-
What do you mean, you are Tesla?
What are you talking about?
Oh my god, bro, honestly
Just take us home, bro. Oh my god crumble take us home
How will we get on get crumbled basically? I'm actually so down
It's Sunday today, man, bro back in the diet on Monday, it's Sunday. It's Sunday
It's Sunday. Yeah
The only other option guys and keep it real is I just park it on the side of the road
I get it towed and then let's hit it over and then hit it over
Hello, like you want to leave this car on the side of the road?
No, not at all
But Marvin still we were freaking out about sweet and when they're gonna lose too. Well, anyways, are you serious?
Well imagine having a place called the phone if you're meant no, what kind of fucking name is that?
Oh
I need food I need food I need food I need
I'll get provided with a second option here
Okay, okay. Got it. How are we driving with zero miles? Okay, wait, so the turn is here this light it's saying
I
Actually
No, no, no one guys with the wrong way on God. No, I swear God. I know this entrance
This is a me too. Actually that as well. This is dead. That's just the entrance to the Grove
Oh my god, you don't tell me I went the wrong way the last time too. No, I'm so serious
I'm not kidding. I'm pretty sure
Bro, y'all said it?
Got the curb a little bit there, 4G Auto-Wheels scraped up.
Wow.
That's a Supercharger 87.
Told you that's the right car.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Oh, god, pay here, huh?
Oh, shit.
Oh, fuck.
There's one there, a car going up.
No, you don't need to put your car in the car.
I just fall down.
I used sword-pity bits.
I just fall down.
Oh, stop!
I'm not catching that little shit.
I think it's blinking red.
That means it's got a die.
Oh, it is blinking red.
Let's just make it up, please.
I actually beg.
I'm not even making a big...
You're right right here?
No.
Oh god.
Oh my god.
Give me a dig.
Give me a dig.
Hey, shut the fuck up.
I don't care.
Say I'm not.
You want to keep going up, right?
This is level two.
Oh no.
Oh no, our...
This guy's serious.
He's the worst day on the planet.
The good news is we're not the girl.
Actually
At least this is a quick parking garage though, it's not any bullshit where you gotta drive around though
Like if we're just literally just going straight up right now
Yeah, we're a little five out of B level six and seven
I talked to the six seven kids today
I was asking for they see actually six seven
Okay, let's have a party. Oh my god, I think we made it. We actually might have
No, no way to actually live one more. Where's it? I'll be honest
Where is it right here
One spot
one once wait no way you took it oh no this one's open there's no fucking
yes there's no one there was one there was one there was one
right here right here right here
hold on i'm gonna go back i'm gonna go back i'm gonna go back
okay go why is there three sabertraps here
what the fuck does that sound?
bufforgiados
bufforgiados that seems to that sound
wait what are you talking about?
i don't know you're running over something
I need to uh...
Yo, what is Thanksgiving?
Thanksgiving is November 28th sometimes.
Get up here window, up here window.
That's my birthday sometimes.
Oh, shit.
We have to just stand one and just.
Oh.
Is that my battery? It's dropped.
No, that's my battery.
I will...
What?
You tell me it's the wrong side, I will fuck you, fuck you.
No, but I'm just confusing the curve here.
Yeah, back it up. I'll help you.
Back it up.
You gotta line it long, please.
Back it up.
Back it up.
Back. Back.
Back. Back.
Back.
Back, back, back, back, back, back, it's fun if you hit it.
Yeah, you're good.
Wait, can I try to put it in?
Put it in?
Just tap it.
You like smack it out?
No, I've seen this, yeah, I've seen this.
Oh, can I put it in?
You're gonna put it in?
It should be charging about 325 per hour.
Alright, so what the fuck do we do in the meantime?
Uh, what do you do?
I think, you know, some finger, you know, some kind of keymush.
Look.
I know it's hard
How long do we got a charge to get us home? Let's see like minimum. Yeah, what's building your pocket?
Okay, so it's charging
We have to pace or no
You'd like supercharger that does not say an hour and 30 minutes remaining to get to 80%
I
Marlin row chill out
So this is not a super charger
Yo honestly bro one God everything I love chat it is an hour 30 minutes
it takes 30 minutes, 40 minutes
my fucking hands
alright, I got it
hey devs!
I'm just not in the fucking mood right now
I'm not even kidding
what are we doing?
Yeah, yeah, it is a slob.
I gotta scratch my balls, Mark.
Wait, are you actually...
Yes, you mean that, Lace?
Like, I should slow her if someone's next to you?
Yes.
How?
Mark, does it smell right?
I'm not smelling your fucking dirty balls.
Fucking dirty pig.
I'm not a dirty pig, Mark.
You slugger this?
One more time.
They're late, baby. Get her off this car.
I know who's driving.
He left it.
There's this car like water.
There's a car around here.
Come on.
Come on.
keep coming, keep coming, keep coming stop open up
I got it, I got it, I got it, open up
I'll see you at the park, I thought you were stupid
that's your charge faster now
I mean let's see
yeah check it, check it out
I'll open this way
okay this is starting to charge
This is what matters is this KW
So is this charger broken? Are you serious?
Oh 5kw let it go up 120 remaining I'm a fucking kill my son. No, just let it go off do it
How is it going up in time? Wait, it's going up in time.
Yes.
Oh my god.
Mars is an hour ahead. It went up. It actually went up.
So these actually happen to be not super chargers? Is what I'm coming across right now y'all?
These do not happen to be super chargers.
So we have no food, no cameras, our cameras are about to die.
I got denied today.
I'm stuck in a fucking parking lot with a Forgiato refrigerator.
Where are you going?
Like, where are you going from?
Do not touch that, dad.
Oh, one is if you told me no.
Fuck it. I don't give a fuck. Fuck you.
Whoa!
What are you doing?
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, I got a quick news.
Ty Lotex and he's saying we're ten minutes away from y'all.
Oh, we're going to the mall?
Listen, we have 15 minutes?
for an hour. Fifty. Oh, that car is tough.
We're gonna pay for the rest.
Wait, how far are we from home?
Probably, like, about 40 minutes.
No.
So do we go get a bite to eat or do we stay here?
Nobody can say that we can't film.
If we go to the mall.
Oh, this has to be illegal.
But we can do it. Fuck it.
It's fine. We're gonna do this for a free.
That's so invalid.
Talk to my lawyer. Everything's good.
This guy's parking right here.
Nice. I'm starting way slower now.
How's he even gonna fit? I'm not alive.
Are you fucking alive?
Oh, he did.
Hurry.
Every now and then
I want to turn myself
Every little thing is gonna be alright!
So how close can we get down?
Don't worry!
The stairs could go all the way down at least a valley.
It's a working wall.
Yo, we don't have battery. I don't know what we're doing.
I'm not taking it.
Look, how much is on this battery?
Oh, not a fucking lot. Probably one bar.
It's the shitty batteries.
Tell us, I got news.
Probably these are lost.
Oh
There minus from two days ago no service
Down the stairs no no no no no
Okay, okay
We are at 2%
This is like I'm like, I'm not okay. Oh, what night?
The Black Cyber, fuck!
This is a fucking nightmare, bro.
Like, we have no battery, we're an hour away from the house.
We have no camera, we have no service.
We have...your shit's gonna die.
Listen.
Twenty percent?
I'm not kidding, twenty percent can get us home.
That's all we need.
Twenty percent.
I'll be ten.
You can make it in ten.
You can make it in ten.
You can make it in ten.
This is balish.
And I'm hungry.
Oh, and my so-I'm so hungry.
Hungry I could eat a fucking stable right now. I'm so hungry. I can eat more than Garcia
Fucking Dominic's red right now
Oh, shit, I'm so hungry right now I can eat
First to talk we did it
So what do we do now we actually have no fucking nothing with nothing
Guys, I
They're spinning TV you in the trunk
It's also dead why don't you go or shit died Mitch Mitch wait like
dirt like a little sissy ass boy
Look at me
Like what do we do, chat? We're a bunch of...
Don't be Scoobadoo!
Don't be Scoobadoo!
Oh man, I have good news! I have good news! We're Kai coming!
I'm totally on a panel.
Yeah, he's quite you.
Everything you do.
Oh, why's this thing climbing?
Shut your ass up.
Do you really know why it's stuck at 72kW?
When it's supposed to be 325?
It's supposed to be max.
35 on the dash, or right in the port of time.
6% already.
Oh god.
Oh, we're good.
Yeah, bro, let's see, man.
I'm pretty bad at this.
I bet it went from 0 to 6 in what, 5 minutes?
This is like 15, 50%.
50%
Of course
All right, let's play sure it's yeah
All right, we got to think of some type of game to play race. All right, um
All right, I'm gonna do without talking ready
I'll give like little hints to talk if you need a hint to say hint. You guys get one hint each first one
What's the name of the guy?
Um...
What's on that?
Oh, it's me.
Um...
Uh, professor.
Uh...
Dean Sedat.
You got it, you got it, right?
Okay, no, no, that's my turn to go.
All right, ready? Ready? Who am I? Who am I? Who am I? Who am I?
Disgusting. Fat.
Stay where it is.
That is for you saying people and you are denied.
Oh yeah, of course.
Yeah, of course.
Come on, come on.
That's the same one that I just did.
Stay where we are now though.
Oh, God.
I guess your friends won't.
Not even.
Hey, you're gonna find out who this guy is?
Oh, yeah.
I'll get a picture of you.
Oh, you'll see who's gonna be in the picture.
Yeah, take a photo of this boy.
Come on, get in here.
Come on, take a picture.
Smile.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, Jesus.
Uh, that, 8%.
I wanna see two of them sing, 12.
I like the 17.
I know that's gonna work like they used to before.
Bound, pound, pound.
And you know that's not gonna be anything.
Y'all in now?
We dare you to a 170.
I'm thinking about people for their love in mysterious ways.
Baby, isn't that what I'm in plan?
So baby, now kiss me on the rock and I'll be home.
Woo!
Take me in the night of a thousand stars, oh darling.
I'm thinking about matter.
Yeah, daddy
Hold on let me get it started be be with the robins looking over taught it
All right, what do you call what do you call three fucking idiots with a refrigerator that have no concept the corvoids
All right, okay
Oh, this is where we were like ten minutes ago look
What I do how much we got on camera
I think about us.
I don't know how old the way his battery was.
Yeah, come on, come on, give me a song to sing.
What, man?
What? Let's do it.
And now it's like baby, baby.
You know, we need high notes.
Something that we can get a high note on.
You like a little Adele song? You know Adele?
Oh, yes.
Something.
Okay.
Guys, we have 30 miles on the car
Me 33%
Hey, what girls never wants a foot percent black
Oh, you got 30% girls
How many do you think I am?
I'm like, I'd say like 25.
It's just a shirt.
It's just a shirt.
Why are you in the back?
Stable Ronaldo!
The big stage.
Zignalds.
Stable Ronaldo!
Yo, if you understand,
your name is Ronaldo.
That's the legendary name.
That's a dope status name.
And you're fucking crumb.
That's fine. That's actually fine.
That's fine Mark. That's actually fine.
We're shooting three fire doors out of the crib so we can eat it.
So we can eat it during the game?
How far does it stay? We're up from the house?
30 minutes.
Game starts in 15 minutes.
We make a hole in it.
Maybe we'll water break a little something.
We'll get in there in like 15th minute.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm not gonna lie, no bullshit, I'm hungry. I need to eat something.
You want my jelly doughnut? I don't know if it's so good.
I'm dead ass, I'm dead ass.
You're trolling.
Are you serious?
I need to eat something.
You're trolling.
It's the most disgusting shit I've ever seen.
Kick-offs in ten years, but they're not gonna kick it off until like 13 probably.
Let's be realistic, you know what I'm saying? National anthem, all that stuff.
Fuck, Swedish national anthem.
I
Say that you know me
20 it's a 28 mile drive and we have 36 miles
Don't do it. It's going to give you like five minutes. No, that's too woman. It's too woman
One kiss, bad for me. One hit, bad for me. But I give it so easily, like no dating is what I should have said.
Wow. Jump over the fence and you are fucking dead.
Whoa, that's hard, that's actually hard. Yo, maybe in this, maybe in this like little parking garage, my song will sound better.
Kaisina, give me Viva.
Well, a coasting version.
A coasting version, maybe?
Let's go, I didn't get excited. Hey, I'm not except at the Nistrom University. Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
I'm not a proper charger and soul at the house. I'm going to, bro.
How much that cost?
It's not gonna take a lot of electricity to build, let's be honest.
No, no, no, it's its own thing.
What?
No, it's plugs into the house.
Hello, my name is Drew Wall and I'm a fucking idiot.
Hello, my name is Drew Wall.
Go ahead.
Do you know what I'm gonna say?
I mean, I don't know.
Do you like your camera or no?
Shut the fuck up.
At least make that shit.
Alright.
I'll just turn it off.
Let's get out of here, yeah?
Yeah, let's go. Let's go.
Let's go. Yeah.
Whoa, whoa, those new things!
Hey, can you help me reach the top of the members?
Yeah, we gotta jump with it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, like that?
Oh.
Yeah, can we get to this hook? Can we just get to the fucking game?
How do you do it?
Stop.
One back.
Make some noise.
What do we have? What do we have? What do we have?
That's it.
I
Over here over is here. How are they here?
Give me freedom give me fire
Yo, what's up, bro
Yeah, I just thought that's what's in bud you're in the wrong parking
You're gonna get your butt roll.
Wait, what?
What, please?
Yeah, we're making, we also have nothing.
I mean, bro, we're just in a nightmare right now.
Now, Tyler, we're at 0% on the top,
so we actually don't make it back.
I'm gonna kill myself.
I said we should have gotten his 20.
I said we should have let it get to 20.
I said, yo, I said we should have let it get to 20.
15% and to get home, it says 26 miles.
We have 28 miles.
And we have 10 a week miles, bro.
I
Try to get home in one piece I told you
It's fucking done it. Oh my god. It's too much national anthem. I got two fucking idiots in my car
I know I
Tell Ty Lillett's fries I told him it talked word for word
Because we're in a fucking Tesla that has no gas. I told you so go back bro. I go back right now. I told you
No, it's not me. I told them we shouldn't have taken a Tesla
I can't even hear you bro Marlins taking the Swedish national anthem like I want to die. This is like so miserable, bro
What do you mean you're behind me?
No, it's it's bringing me to a stop I don't want to go to a stop
Told you guys you should have charged a 20% so go back up real quick
I'll try to go home right now.
Yeah, it's not making it.
Does anybody have a card to pay for this or no?
No.
No.
Whatever.
No.
So how are we going to pay for the parking lot?
No, no, no.
I want to title it a little bit more.
Bro.
I'm actually going to have a bank.
No, shut up.
How are we going to pay for the parking lot?
I don't know how we're going to pay for the parking lot.
This is the same one being like she got sucked in last week.
Can you just pay for it?
No, you need a physical card.
We'll just never have a parking lot.
Well, honestly, I loved your death kit, but oh my god.
We could pop out to the Tesla diner if y'all want.
What is the Tesla don't know is that is that actually true? Yes, we could pop out
Like that was actually true. That was actual thing you record
Bro, I can I like in this game kill fuck off for a second thing
Wait, can I actually
Like I watch my own stream back here. Yes
You having sex in this car
You're married man, watch your mouth though, don't say that, sorry, you have to be respectful.
Y'all be livin', y'all be dyin' nude!
I actually need to die.
I actually need to die.
I actually need a worse fucking...
I'm like praying for it to explode, like our Tesla just explodes down nowhere.
so okay so guys we have the actual problem we can't get out nobody has a
credit card bro bro listen I'm not kidding
open my car to the discretion they don't care
have you get a seat for what is it I don't think
six dollars are you fucking me oh well where's my phone is dead on my phone can
be honest with y'all can I be honest what oh my god I'm gonna be honest with y'all
how my water on me I just didn't want to pay yo you are actually that's what you wish
that's the most insane job ever that's six dollars gonna go to food that's six
$6,000 in beautiful
Who just think about the fact that he just follows for like two hours
I literally text the time that I said there's no reason to fall because we have no content. We're literally just trying to turn the car
Guys
This guy's that right here. This fucker's not letting me in. Just fuck him, bro
Bro the way my bank had it set up
What do you want to say to your friend?
Do you just say any words that come to your friend?
Well, I understand.
English at the second language is tough.
Oh, you're just saying.
It's very tough.
I'm down $250 today.
Wait, how?
Because I dropped this guy's pair of glasses down.
Apparently, we're $250.
And they broke?
No, I just lost them.
Wait, what?
We get back to the house at 1%.
Don't worry about it.
We're good.
Love you to death, kid.
All right, love you to death, kid.
I'm going to say it and watch the video again at about 10.
Yeah, just so my stomach is growling. Well, my stomach is boring
Same shit. I just said
Oh my god, my full crank in the garage. I said that oh you're a it says karma stay below 65 miles per hour to reach destination
Lock in boys lucky wait what it was?
Drew we might not even get back, bro. Oh
My god
Like lacy what the actual fuck are you doing?
I'm trying
What a fuck is your segue charge with your cars night?
The world couple is full of that is
Why do you have three cameras?
No, why is this
Can you move us a little please?
I got you, man.
Really? Are you a dead ass watching this?
Yes, bro. I need to watch this. It's my fucking country.
Don't you dare pull that bitch out of there.
I'm watching my stream back here.
I'm gonna meet it though. I'm just using it to reach out.
What's going on?
We're dead as a fucking screen on here.
Here we go boys.
At least we have good news guys, we're doing, we are officially doing a sweetened, core X club of wash party.
Not a bad shout right boys?
I'll tell you, we're not fucking doing that.
What do you mean?
We're not going to fuck.
We're following us bro.
Are we fucking serious?
Just let them bro.
They're gonna come to our house and say, wow, why aren't you guys doing any content?
Oh, I don't know, maybe because we have fucking nothing!
Nothing.
Hey, y'all gonna have to get in that house,
I'm not going to lie, I'm not doing that shit.
It's honest, Kenyna.
Oh, Brady's pulling up too?
I'll bet.
Yeah, that's a nice sugar university in the courthouse.
McDonald's, 24 hour drive-through.
Oh, God, I'm...
Well, honestly, by this point,
I'm already watching the game,
just stuck with the little drive-through,
I'm not even kidding.
No, I need it, I don't know, I need it.
I actually need it.
We'll cut meal I could bust a U if you want
Real talk we get food
No troll the chat wants food to I'm saying Tesla diners the vibe
That's your mom bro pull up charge the car go grab some food bro
We have a Tesla. What was that?
What was that we'll segue to back
This guy in front of us that actually look at it
Got a little three-wheeler?
A tricycle.
That's a fucking bike? That's a three-wheeler?
Oh, lindelรถf.
What the fuck are you playing with?
Are we starving for what's called food, or is that a word?
Oh.
No, actually, starving for food.
I'm not even kidding.
Chad, all in favor of getting food?
No trouble.
Get the battery.
Bro, let's just get food.
We don't have battery to get food.
No, I got an idea. I actually got an idea.
We go to food, then we charge again.
What?
Like I feel like a fucking braindead piece of shit in the back
Like we've been on the road for like six hours, and we're not even like going anywhere
Listen to Tesla diners 20 minutes from here, bro. How far from the we could go to Clanker City
If we go to Tesla diner right now, okay, we go to Tesla diner, and then we go to the house after that
Was a clanker city what is breaking in the back of your bar that's Marvin's TV you
oh my god listen if we go to Tesla diner and then and the drive from Tesla
diner home is only 35 minutes oh my god oh my god you can charge at the
Tesla diner they have max chargers there bro so it's either Tesla diner or we go
home right now let me know
marlin's cameras in the trunk is gg
you fucking yeah rock put your camera in the tb you in the trunk
of this chill
what do you mean just chill
that's forty fucking thousand a bad
I'm about to do this
Oh, Cardi's on in 20 minutes, that's a lot something about this is just
I ain't gonna lie, Ron. It's a great day. I got nine for sure.
Well, at least you got an inlay from my phone.
Wait.
Oh, Tyler's right there.
Yes, bro.
We have our guys in there and told us to hide on a camel.
Oh
Say oh and God that guy got his glasses back, and I gave him $250 no way
We have scanned on that news we have to try to enslave
Fuck just all right on the top of this bitch like take me home, bro
Ask Timmy your food
I'm actually texting you.
I'm not even kidding, bro.
I get s.
Yo, I get s. I'm getting the $200 back.
I'm calling my lawyer.
Can you actually stand here?
I'm getting that money back.
That's a good move by Victor.
Yeah.
Victor, you did this?
Marlin should just pick up the truck and spray the hole with it.
You guys think he's fucking Superman?
My mom is asking me how to stream where you go.
Well, can you tell Marlin got in?
She just told that. That's who she says.
Mom's telling her bro.
Why not?
How about I get us just like send you a picture of me fucking like jerking off to Cosmo?
How about I do that I'm gonna do that. I mean, that's fine. This is gay
Are they lucky as pro
We're going to 60 miles an hour this beat them is 55 how is that bad?
But one more sleepy girls yo
I can't see you
Oh my god, we're fucking here. Oh my god, we're fucking here.
What's up bro, sorry, uh, Sweden is score to goal.
Oh my god. Come on!
What a goal!
What's up?
Who was it?
Who was it?
It's Yasin.
Yasin?
I can't tell you.
No way Yasin.
Yeah bro.
Damn, W Yasin bro.
What a goal.
What a fucking goal.
Oh my god.
Tyler, it's a terrible time.
I'm gonna be honest with you, but you are more than welcome to come, but I can't promise anything.
All of our cameras are going to be dead the time we get there by the way.
I'm not sure how much matter we have.
We've got 30 frames in total.
YASSEE GO! LET'S GO!
YASSEE!
YASSEE WOULDN'T GO!
Wait, they're saying Brayden got accepted.
Yeah, Brayden got accepted too and I had to get accepted straight.
Oh god, how did you know I didn't get it?
Huh?
I didn't get it.
I didn't know how did you know?
He takes it.
He's kind of dead ass scammed me for $250, too.
Why are you so mad over that?
Wait, so what happened Ron?
He's scammed you?
Yes.
Bro, what a strike champ.
What the fuck?
Oh my god, we're in the whole tournament tonight right now.
We all stand no chance against New Zealand, you know what Tim Payne he's gonna do dude?
Oh fuck Tim Payne!
Tim Payne is a go dude.
Yo Chad this just gave us all the confidence in the world going into this game.
I'm keeping it a bunch.
Oh my god.
All the confidence in the world.
Yo wait, did Braden get us, get accepted?
Yeah.
Hey, is W Braden, or he got us, or he's been grinding hard?
He actually, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, that ass serves me as your university, bro.
I'mma knock.
Oh, look, look at the mouth power going on.
Whistle.
that might be that in Vinnie's goal might be going to tournament so far I'm good but
Provinny school was crazy.
Vinny school was nuts.
It sucks they didn't win though.
Did it, too?
Yeah.
Chess booths.
Yeah, Timbin, I don't know.
Is Luca Timblane or no?
Urban Blades is good.
Is Luca Timblane?
Luca Tim?
Uh, yeah.
Chad, who's winning the World Cup?
Uh...
USA has it right now, it's looking like the best.
My bar.
As of right now...
As we raise our eyes, the USA's look like the best.
My ballsack in my fucking mouth, slobbering on XC.
I don't even want your ballsack in my mouth.
Favorite of ten, take Dorvis.
Choose the choices for grilled, grass-fed steak.
Is that for me too or not?
Truffle, aioli.
Oh, you get urban plates?
Yeah, it's truffle, aioli, good.
Yes, probably with the chicken, it's so good.
I don't know about steak, but it literally tastes like truffle.
I like it clean see the shop
Personally, I got a little California fish grill
Yeah, what's better?
No turn the Sun off this side is
He's pissing me off.
That's how I sound like Sun, like a streamer Sun or like Sun, like the natural Sun.
How did someone in my church take Sun off?
Bro, I'm not even coming to a group chat right now with Silky and like Summer Smith Streetball.
He's... how was he so late?
He said just landed.
Yeah, I know that he said and he texted to just landed and Cardi's gonna be on a 20 minutes
Yeah, he actually flew to Chicago to miss Cardi. We actually still have time to play the four nights. We're up one
Oh my god, I tend to win the X-Quality
No, we have an hour
SLG is so alive
I'm trying to hop on this time.
Is it disgusting to pick on a hose?
I'm just trying to hop on that for sure.
What did I get?
Steak.
What did I get?
I think I got the salmon.
The salmon's pretty fucking good.
It's crushing my leg.
It feels so good, bro.
Yeah, actually.
Yeah.
Is Sweden actually going to win?
I can't see shit yet.
Bro, turn the sun off!
The sun is like... Bro, this is dangerous!
It's actually dangerous.
It's actually dangerous.
Sorry.
Time to start your day.
Don't get it away.
Heaven is a vagus.
Heaven is a flakus.
If anyone doesn't run,
everyday.
What?
Who's on this tab?
Is that us?
Is that your address?
I don't know what he's saying.
Guys, I texted Ty Lillie to respond.
I texted him like a whole fucking day.
I'm trying to get rid of the potatoes.
Oh, I think it's just giving me...
He's watching the game.
Wait, about what?
I said, I need to tell this.
And I need to wait 15 minutes to charge my TV you son
Charge your TV
More time watching it stop seeing one one you dumb piece of shits
Yeah, and I just see people talking about how my nose looks big like not just this I'm not getting out
Well, just in my chat just turn off from the channel
Getting no surgery
My face with a different
God. Oh my God. I could kiss her now.
Oh, you're about the $40.
Probably more.
Probably what?
$40.
Uh, I just got the real, real, uh...
Even a five-matter, Sarah?
Real estate.
Alright, you got me. Can you get a bottle of potatoes?
Yeah.
Thank you.
What happened?
No, I was like, we're in progress on the same shifts.
Yeah, yeah.
Come on, hey.
Every day, every night.
Everybody wants to know.
I turned the shit off.
Emo might be the worst Emo ever.
I hate that it's like anytime I sing anytime I talk it's like no, I'll tell you what the worst email is right now
It's that little piggy that runs. That's the worst email
It actually is so annoying piggy that runs. Yes, it's so fucking
Bro actually like we're playing so good right now chat
You got all the possession playing to where it's tacky when I've been scared
I'm getting rage baited by my own chat. There's like I just saw someone type in all caps run do something like I'm in a fucking car
We got to just do something to it now.
What?
What are you talking about?
What does that even mean?
Well, we got to invest in a core helicopter.
We would have been home by now.
No, but I'm not going to lie.
How much more are we going to have pulling up the place in a core helicopter?
I'm saving up the whole time.
Every day, every night.
What is this, Emo?
No, no, no, no, I'm not cheating on my stream.
Hold on, do I see Emo called Ron?
Please don't, I gotta see that's what I'm actually seeing.
Hold on, it's like...
That's a joke.
On my sword's a pig running with you.
No, no, that's a message for me.
When you type my name, it's a pig.
It's a little fucking pig.
It's a pig?
Yes, it's annoying.
It's a little pig with the white wing, right?
It's a white plate
It's annoying bro
And you know they started doing every time they see me walk
Every time I walk back to my set if they spam a fucking cat walk
You just realized $43?
They see me was 40
They see me rollin'
I
Got two hundred ninety dollars
Yo, this guy dead ass wait so check that he actually get his glasses back cuz I'm dead
I was gonna leave these guys number he didn't send me my two fifty back. I
Thought it was like someone in there that was like their friends and friends
Yeah, he's hot. He's had a dorsal spoiler.
Wait, what did you do to his glasses?
Ron, you like, smack them or what?
No, they dropped on Kai's desk.
And I lost them.
And so he asked for money.
Well, Kai's desk?
I'm taking that. I'm getting a 250 back.
Worked till my deads I am.
I'm just calling her back.
I'm gonna call my lawyer.
Bro, just call fucking ghostly.
Oh
Time to start oh, yeah, that's actually really smart chat. Oh, it's just $250 your millionaire
Okay, so if you had $1,000 and someone after $20, you're talking about you're just gonna give it
Who are you talking to like that?
I'm not seeing that, bro.
Who are you talking to like that?
Bro, what are you talking to like that?
No, no, don't, don't. Travis Scott's.
What do you mean Travis Scott's?
Travis Scott's.
He gave you those? Yes.
On God. On God?
Yeah.
Really? Yeah.
He gave you these? Yeah.
Oh, yeah, oh God, I don't say I got me. Yeah, I'm on your mom's life. I'm on my life. I'm your life
Try touch those
It's late
Yeah
You see card is fighting too. I know some sand bro. Oh my god. I have to wear a little dessert
This sun is just in my fucking yeah, I can't see shit. It's actually dangerous like this son is in my fucking face, bro
How does the car even see to drive
What's the boys doing tomorrow
What?
Are you gonna promise for
They're gonna Atlanta
I have to pull up to Bahamas, ladies.
Pull up?
Pull up double paybacks?
You're welcome.
I never been to Bahamas.
I never been to Bahamas.
Anybody can pull up to Bahamas.
Bro, I got a big ass B&B.
I ain't ever been to Bahamas.
Pull up!
Wait.
Bro, fuck it, boys.
The most spontaneous ship.
I don't want a 40-saber truck like mine.
I don't got a widebody like mine.
Come on!
Come on!
I'm gonna put a black bar on your shit.
also got no for the adults no fortune 40 out of the 40 out of I need I need how
I'm saying how do you feel right now we dead ass could have stopped the urban
blades
805 that's like an hour and 40
I'm not kidding this pig running is the dumbest
What are you looking at chop shit
Why did you say your name because it's an emo or you can't see it it's a pig
I
Have you seen the pig the pig with the air next to it what it's like a don't bring your bullshit to my channel
No, it's like a pig every time I fart they put a pig and then they put this like little poof of cloud
We're gonna know a fact when I start streaming and they would spam emos, but I couldn't see it obviously soon to spam shit
Okay, I started with retards and they would spend my name all over the world.
You are a retard.
What's so fun about you guys?
What?
Are we doing a fucking icebreaker?
My problem.
Dude, like son.
Son.
I'm telling you all, it all falls down.
Telling you all.
So how's the Swedish game going?
I mean so far so good. 1-0, 21 minutes in.
How they looking like?
They controlling the pace?
They're really controlling the pace.
All possession.
How's Gilker's looking?
He's looking pretty solid, low slow, but you know.
Did you put it in this game or not?
Oh, no, I didn't.
Bro, you sold it.
I know.
Bro, this car's a little too small for a 6 to 7 for a guy like me.
I think he just, like, says words.
Yeah, you know, he does.
Like, his words have zero meaning.
99% of the time, he just says shit.
Ah, that's a low cost.
No, it's something to be proud of.
Where you just say shit.
Okay.
Is cardio on stage yet?
Anyone know?
It's cardio on stage.
Maybe y'all should get into some cardio.
I
Face I'm early yesterday. I want y'all to know he was eating McDonald's. Yeah, I was I'm ten now, okay?
Wait say oh god, he's on stage. I want to watch wait Cardi's dead ass. Where's he next actually?
How does he next or no?
Water break that water break water break
I want to swing from the matter daddy.
Oh, the matter daddy.
You're tight.
Listen, listen up.
Yeah, please don't squeeze it hard.
I always do.
Please.
Please.
You like that king?
Oh my god.
King.
You actually like this shit.
Oh my god.
What is going on?
What's my name?
What's my name?
I'm just hearing all of it.
What's my name?
King.
I'ma keep it a buck, bro.
Guys, can everyone go to Marlon's chat
and just spread positivity?
Honestly, I would love that.
How do I take his iPad out?
You can't.
Oh, you.
You look, you should be able to see.
She kinda looks like a twerp.
She kinda looks like a twerp.
She kinda looks...
You're a fat buck, okay.
Okay, we should be in eight minutes, y'all.
One of these streams should be handcuffed, ladies.
Can I stick on to that?
Yes.
I'm not going to go another way.
I was about to be, yes, please, you know what I'm saying?
I want to face fuck you.
OK.
You're saying dead ass to girl from earlier volume.
No shot.
Can you imagine?
No, I was thinking, is that a degloved?
Imagine my nuts in your mouth, fucking pork.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that shit, ladies?
That shit's funny.
I would have handled it for a long time.
I wouldn't have.
You have a wife.
No, not like that.
I would have like...
Hey, look off.
You have a wife.
Yeah.
You gotta chill, bro.
You can't be on this race arc anymore.
I'm not having been in about a year and a half.
Bro, you're literally so hot, though.
Like, I don't get it.
What?
Like, how is you, bro?
I just didn't...
I don't have my shirt off all the time,
but instead, I think my shirt off the chat
just puts the fake emo.
Oh my back's itchy, it's scratchy.
Where is it?
In the middle of the hill.
Oh my god, I've been in a car for three hours.
Yeah, I got sunburnt yesterday.
Sunburnt.
I was on the beach.
Yeah, we actually, it was nice.
It was so nice.
The UV was 10.
Is the beach just nice here?
Like when it's like...
Yes.
The UV was crazy yesterday.
It was like 11.
I was like 11.
It was nuts the day before.
It was like 11. It was nuts the day before.
But it's been like 11 every day.
Every time we say the word son, you don't have to put that fucking emo.
But we're talking about the sun outside.
That's been in the car for like three hours.
How long have we been in the car for this whole day, Chad?
It has to be minimum, like three hours at least.
At least, I think.
It's worth it.
Oh nice six or seven hours. Feels worth it. Yeah for you. I got fucking denied dick.
You should actually say that when we see it. Like no troll. Yeah like I actually said.
I was just staying in touch.
I just sighed bro.
I'm hanging this on my wall.
Oh, and I look fat today like this is just so stupid.
Are you doubting your pounds or not?
Bro, I lost a lot of weight.
Yeah, like what do you actually know?
Bro, like 10, 15 pounds?
Yeah, that's...
This is why I'm not going to stream for you.
I'm not going to stream, Cap.
I'm going to go.
All the soccer boys did yep the other dickheads, right?
When they were the same zone like Ron said oh, I lost 15 pounds chances cap
Like this chat just doesn't believe anything
Why would he lie about that Ron's been putting that work in thank you
Yeah, we're on her actually bull the thing is is we troll about this way last year around but we're actually both down a lot of
We like think about it. You're now 15 pounds
I went from two two oh two to one ninety
Like I'm gonna be honest, bro. We're our bodies actually continue
No, come here then
it's like when you start having fun and you start being happy people just tear
you down see like bro this guy name is taco munch o3 says Ron you look really
handsome love your streams and videos that is not actually love you're lazy
He went from fat to big
I'll try it bro
They see looking like a slim Jim
So I'm looking hella muscular in that tank top
More than six percent my fat not anymore. Thank you. You're not six percent money for that
You're not anymore, bro. I'm sorry. I am
What should I wear extremely rough right like, you know the applications change for Louis Vuitton heads, but you're not invited
Like a lie, you should definitely throw some shit off.
Maybe go with a different approach, or maybe go to be a student.
I'm not sure.
I went to just do anything.
Yeah, but that's the problem.
Wait, actually, now that I think about it, now that I think about it, maybe he's tapped into the streams
because he didn't ask me what I wanted to be, but he knew I wanted to teach.
KC1.1 million is tapped in.
Maybe.
I mean think about being tapped in there's different meanings to it so he'd be tapped
in like a bigger scale he'd be tapped in like a smaller scale.
Wait okay come on explain what you just said.
I don't know I want to hear it explain what you just said.
I don't think he understands what you just said.
He does and that's why I want to read it out.
Can you recite what you just said?
Well.
Oh my god that's a fucking old!
No way!
He sucked!
Told him!
No way he's shooting up 2-0!
He sucked!
No way, he's up 2-0.
He sucked!
Let's go, he sucked!
What a player!
Oh, sweetie!
What a player!
Oh my god!
We're doing good!
What a fucking player!
Crazy, bro!
We're going crazy.
Big am la vie, vie la vie, la vie, la vie, la vie, la vie, la vie!
Wow.
Bamba club.
What a goal.
He sucked.
Oh my god, we are flying through this
So yeah, I suck. Oh, yes, so yeah, so yeah, I suck. I like that. Yeah
What bro? He's so good. Oh my god. It's actually started. You lacy raisin. That's some old God
I
Don't like it's not about getting fogged
Dude we didn't want the work up bro. Oh, honestly bro like this give me a lot of hope
Like that's that that's the guy's course what a guy he looks handsome
That is that's it.
Bro, 2-0 ladies, 30 minute?
That's crazy.
Dude, we're going crazy.
Mike, no dead ass, I could see Sweden and USA in the finals.
Bro, actually back.
I could see it, I could see Sweden where you were saying.
I could see that.
Yeah, for sure.
Honestly, yeah, you just got to make sure.
Wait, what?
It's just trolled.
What?
Instead of going...
You got accepted?
Oh, a hundred gifted from Smother.
Smother honestly give us to me
Oh, yo, yo, yo, yo, I'm getting fucked. Thank you for the hundred gifted smother. Oh my god
That was for you. I smothered Marvin's face with my balls. Yo
Thank you, bro. I'm speechless
Thank you like all God
It's gonna dub you in the Chapman. I wish I could just be on my own and just
just talk to you dirty right now but I don't want to make the lazy thugs in the
And very uncomfortable.
The way you got me out of the car
Show me about this though
Show me about this
Show me about this though
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
Is that Huda?
What?
Is that Huda?
Huda?
Hmm.
Oh, what is this?
My heart heals on.
Hey, we're actually about to be home.
After another 45 minutes after charging of driving, we're home, chap.
It's literally dark out almost.
This is great.
The sun is going down. Time to search your day.
Finally, I'm going to survive every day.
The food's 4 minutes away.
One down?
Oh, every day you love?
4 or 5 minutes, yeah.
How about the fucking...
The lines gotta be there too.
The line is actually a movie.
I might be changed for a change, but I can play it again.
Thank you.
You guys still playing that for me?
I'm not playing that fucking Twi-
There's an hour left.
Shut the fuck up!
I thought there's two hours left.
Wait.
Oh.
Oh, I slid out of party.
Oh, my, oh, God, that felt good.
What?
I did.
That felt good.
Like, I swear, don't leave the code.
It's not, it's not pound 7734.
Do not leak it.
Oh, shit.
I'm just ran over.
Oh.
Locked.
That fucking.
How long has it been since the last time you've played in a game like this?
How long has it been since the last time you've played in a game like this?
Now it's I see it's still close to you challenge so Cardi performs
What happens when I'm a big game tomorrow so bro my team plays we have Spain name three Spanish is huge game
Is that where the mania mall is yes
Oh
Trying to make a bow birdie. Oh my god, it's about these slaughter
Legs legs already
What time is that gonna be
Is that burger yeah, it's a burger just run away. That's awesome. Is that our food?
Outlaw, how long until he's on stage, or is he next?
Yeah, I just got one percent of my phone, dude.
Dude, you're sexy, don't matter.
Okay, we made it back at two percent, yo.
Who is that guy?
What else am I doing here?
Yo, look how we, like, come across the gate and just look at how it's how beautiful.
How beautiful is that?
Like the sun is back.
After one and a half hours we're home.
At the end of the day, the day's here.
And we just made it back to our beautiful house.
Do y'all like bullying me or no?
Do I like bullying you?
Yeah.
Marlon, I dare ask you to do some little things to you.
What the fuck?
I wanna play with you.
What?
Oh shit, what you mean oh shit?
Fuck you mean who's shit. Fuck you mean who's shit.
Fuck you mean who's shit.
Who's shit.
Who's shit.
Is that my bike?
I haven't seen it in like a month.
Alright, my chat you're gonna be stuck with.
I'll see you for the next two minutes until I get a chance.
My chat's the same, I'm gonna plug in the camera and be right back.
May I see you in the chain, yeah?
Yeah, I'll bring it in.
Yeah.
what no where the frogs back son son no oh my god they're traveling on the
wires bro look how many are there traveling on the wires wire so much
Elon Musk would you think they've traveled all the way into our house
then I'll really just tell myself we take a look real quick I'm about to take
Some extra strength.
Uh, Talonel, I gotta...
Yeah, bro.
I gotta, gotta, gotta get my grain.
Gotta get my grain.
Let's see, are they in here?
Please, don't sit here.
I think we're good.
We're gonna switch.
Holy fuck.
Everything is dead.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
I see.
Oh.
Okay.
Oh, I thought you went upstairs.
Oh my god, a poochie right in the middle.
What?
That poochie.
Hey.
I was just hanging out with Carter around his paddock.
Hey, a poochie here?
Yeah, he's having a second beer.
We're all gonna go.
Even, even, truth.
We're gonna wait for our food.
We're gonna stall for content.
But, just be a W's friend.
You better have sex.
You better have sex.
What?
I'm serious.
Now, while you're working, you're doing this?
Come down with us.
Why?
Because we want friends.
But it's almost as if you're in the door.
Well, but me and Drew need our food.
Tell him.
Yeah.
That's open gas, I'm gonna go right now.
Check out, check out.
I'm gonna watch Party Stitch, I've got it.
Here, let's wait for him with open arms.
Oh my God, let's spawn him.
Where is he?
He's right there!
Oh my God.
Shall I give him a tip?
No, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
Hey!
Oh, these look jolly.
Yeah, these are scrabble friends.
How you doing, sir?
Hi, Tim.
Hi, Keckler.
Thank you so much, sir.
Thank you so, so much.
Thank you.
So much, sir.
Be safe.
Oh, shit.
Thank you.
Hey, look at me like I was a twisher, Dennis.
Bone apple teeth
How do we decipher who to
This is chicken
This is BLK salmon
This is truck steak plate is this mine
What is this?
I think you, because you ordered the next one.
Wait, that's mine?
Is mine your steak?
No, but that probably might be my steak as well.
I'm just saying yours is $40, so you got that extra.
Yeah.
All right, should we go get over this tomorrow?
Yeah, I got you, bro.
I think it's this one.
Drop it on the ground for the clip.
Mario, your food is ready.
Yes, it is.
Ega, Mar.
Thank you, Daddy.
Of course, wait.
That's not mine.
It's not yours?
What is this one?
Salmon please?
Oh wait, hold on.
No way that was the wrong one.
What are you doing?
No, no, no, no.
Oh wait, this one, my fault.
My fault, this one, this one.
That's not mine, right?
No.
I have a fork.
That's too good.
Was he in pull?
Yeah.
Did you just gag?
No.
Oh wait, you have a camera.
Good night.
What?
I helped you?
I got to put this in.
It's from a boat of your spruber.
Why is it so hot in here? Who's the fuck?
It's all in the front.
It's a gap.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
W stream. Well, put your W's in the chat because we're going for another 45 minutes
we got playboy card he said let's drop a w yes oh shit oh shit oh no no no
Murder, why are you so scared of a green, a green sweep?
Ask people in auto, I can tell the gym's been paying off, you look good.
Thank you.
Alright chat.
Hold on how's the stream been so far today?
Good vibes president. Yeah
Good vibes
Yes, I'm in Kai's the next room. Yes
Guys, do you mind if I eat while we watch this
Up next playboy 40
Let's get some W's in the chat for Playboy 40.
Oh, I'm gonna be honest with you.
Like, dead serious?
Is there a world where I dead ass like,
like, is there a world where we don't get accepted?
Like, on God?
Like, bro, I'm actually starting to think about it
and I'm like, damn, it dead ass might be over.
Like, on God, it might be over.
Like, do I just really gotta just like pray?
I've been watching all day. Did you get in? Yeah, bro? Um, when I said I didn't get in, I was just lying. Yeah, you got it, man. You got it, man. This chat is a joke, bro. This chat is a fucking joke.
Wait, when is party set? How long?
Wait, how long until it is set? How long?
He's late, apparently? Say, oh, God!
In the meantime, what did I miss? Y'all want to send me shit to react to? Like, what did I miss?
Imagine he comes out and it's just fucking silky. Is there a world? Oh
Fearbuck tweet what?
Oh a job. God damn nearest airport Shailen Brown apply. Why do you need to know all this information?
God, don't let me know you working for the feds now
If you working for the feds, bro, don't you have me because that'll be some CIA type shit to have the cameras in there
How much is his contract don't be having the feds
It's here's airport Boston Logan.
How about this is contract?
That's how you Boston Logan.
Oh, 300 million fucking dollars.
I didn't even know my airport,
know my location and stuff.
I got arrested.
Nice.
What else did I miss?
I'm just gonna go on Fear of Bucks tweet.
Anything important that I met?
Wait, Mac, this is Max's new hairstyle?
Wait, this is what Max's new hairstyle looks like?
Is this real?
Is it a wig or is this real?
Wait, it has to be a wig, I just realized.
Why does it have 400 likes?
Are you like, dick?
Oh, hell, no.
You are.
You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you,
hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
What was this?
Why did Ken Carson tweet this?
I think he's under control.
Even if we won't have any more feelings.
I think we just might be on the bridge with a big breakthrough.
we've always been on the verge can coursing new album say we're lying
yeah what the fuck
I used to be scared of needles are you guys scared of needles or no
Wait, y'all in there?
Nice.
We've been streaming every day, Friday after they drop a new YouTube video every week.
Nice.
I see that sneakiest phase back, sir, in the streaming universe.
Oh, no.
We've been really working for this.
I mean, what is it?
Wait, we're gonna have to hold off on this.
Played by party, live.
Stable, stable, stable.
Chat, what song is he coming out to?
Predictions, predictions.
Bro, you know what's crazy?
If I was here, he would get us in my van.
you
you
you
you
you
You
It's the only way to leave the cops!
I'm trying to save you!
Is Cardi there? Why are you saying he's lost?
What's that there?
I love Oakland for Cardi!
I
U do not know what the other thing is
I'll kill you
I can't stop the battle, bitch
I'm gonna kill you
I'm gonna kill you
I'm gonna kill you
I'm gonna kill you
I'm gonna kill you
I'll stop playing
I'll stop playing
I'll stop playing
you
you
you
you
you
you
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Someone just saved my name?
You don't hear that?
You all get in the crowd and scream, Stable!
I've got a whole way for six hours to get to nine!
Get your knife!
Get your knife!
Get your knife!
I can't believe I'm so good at this game.
That's the best video I've seen in a long time.
But I'm still not here.
I can't believe I'm so good at this game.
You need to stay cool for God's sake!
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That's it?
That's it?
No!
Wait, why was this set only 40 minutes?
Wait, what the fuck is this?
Wait, why was it only 40 minutes?
No, I'm not going to lie, wait, why was this set so short?
He wasn't even late, was he late?
Oh my God, was he late?
I don't even think he was late.
Like, beautiful.
How late was he?
How late was he?
How late was he?
30 minutes.
They stopped the fucking music!
Come on, bro!
That's fucked up, man.
Cardi's the go bro, you don't deserve no booze, bro.
What are these camera angles?
Yo, what the fuck on a, mi-ho.
Damn, bro.
Shout out to that boy Cardi, bro.
I can't wait to see you, Cardi.
Like that ass brought me and you were supposed
to hang out, man, and I folded.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry I couldn't be there for you, bro.
I love you, Cardi.
KC1.1 million, sneak this phase, Bunko,
during a dreaming university audition.
We just watched, we've been streaming every day,
glad to have a new video every week.
We've been, we're really working for this show.
We want this, we're going to run for this show.
We're trying to bring the fun.
Oh yeah, also, we funded all of it.
I don't even want to make a joke right now because I know it's gonna just be you know fuck if I'm in too deep
I gave these kids the world. I'm sorry. Sorry, but I don't even want to be clipped. Please don't click me
Please bro, like just let me go Bunko, please
What is this kai's in that talking about streamer you
and going crazy, all right?
All right, that's all I had to say.
Hey, one of the vids dropping.
You gonna see, bro?
Yeah!
Wow, I appreciate you guys so much.
I know, like, Cuddy wanted to evaporate him with his eyes.
Yeah!
Like, he was about to evaporate him.
Yo, you're lucky he didn't.
Yo, you know if Cuddy, like, taps his fucking pointer finger
with his thumb, lasers shoot out of his eyes, right?
Well, I appreciate you guys so much.
Um, and yeah, of course, me and my bad son know
Of course, be my bad son, I don't want to have to see him.
Bruh, fuck, bruh, fuck, bruh.
Bro, at least, at least Soki's live for the shit, no?
You're a fraud, Soki.
What is that?
Is that Soki as a baby?
Damn bro. Anything else that I need to see top?
Let's have a joke.
Okay, I'm gonna be honest with you. How did he actually knows me? Like real talk, like
real talk how did he know was me like did I actually look did it really didn't
really look like me bro like
yeah yo brah
yo why he look I'm not even trying to be weird bro he looked like the default skin
And like when he's up close to the cameras,
they don't know what I'm talking about.
Does someone leave that in the comment?
Yeah, bro, like.
Who is this?
Is your making?
You know, speaking this.
What?
Rasa Klop.
He named him Rasa Klop.
I fucked up, bro.
I got asked what the-
Rasa Klop.
Where'd you come from?
King's time.
Jamea.
We're not talking to you.
Where'd you come from?
I'm not gonna lie, I don't even know how his little ass picked me up.
Yo, do you notice this by the way?
Like Cuddy fucking kicked me while I was on the ground, bro.
Like bro, what the fuck was that, bro?
Like bro, what the fuck was that?
He dead ass kicked me when I was on the fucking ground.
you a bitch fuck you fuck you bro that ass fuck you anything else that I missed
anything else that I missed that's important anyone else anything else
Anything else anything else anything else anything else anything else that I missed
Anything important that I need to see right now
This must
Guys you're you've been linking me a dyadic limb clip. What is it bro?
You know I was gonna say also if you want to run a quick 30 if I lose
I don't have to get in but if I win you gotta let me in.
What quick 30? Fighting?
Yeah!
Why?
I told you I can box. I'm in box.
Mijo. Mijo. Mijian. Sanyin. Fanyin. All types of fucking...
...Mitanian.
I've never seen a hater type in my chat saying yes, stable Renoto didn't get accepted into
streamer university. What was the point of this? Like, get ass
serious? Like, what is the actual point of coming into my
chat just to say that shit? Like, mod him.
All right.
Yana, visibly uncomfortable after Dean, the great Adrian
Bronner Bronner repeatedly flirted with her mate
Great
I was doing so good. So you came in
So how are you guys today? I never heard of that girl asked me how my day was
Damn it. Okay. See I couldn't miss me
This is all your bitch gotta do is ask me something. I ain't never asked her been there
That's almost in 19. Nigga she legal bitch. Oh
How old is she over her?
She, her 19 has to be a club.
Is she old enough?
Amious.
She's the girl that's full.
Yonah.
Hey, Yonah.
Hey, how old are you?
I'm 19.
They spamming it.
Ah!
Say you just graduated.
What's up?
How are you?
Yeah, how are you?
Nice to meet you.
Hi, how are you?
What are you guys doing for class?
A 19 year old?
A what?
A teacher.
19 years of being at the top.
What you about to do with me?
Oh, he's going to be a teacher.
So you're going to be, you know what I'm talking about.
What you about to do with me?
What are you about to do? You gonna be a teacher instructor or what are you gonna be a teacher and instructor or what?
Oh, baby. Oh, okay
She's like that. I think uh we gonna be a student
Soldier standing on that shit
That's not crazy.
That's not crazy.
Ah!
She's gonna look good as fuck.
I wish you'd get over there.
She'll be bad if she don't get over there.
Well, she's already bad, but...
She'll be so serious.
Man, something fucked up, Jack.
Something's...
Nothing.
What?
Like, why?
Um, so...
I don't know.
Don't do it, but you know the guys and the red suits over there?
No.
But you know what's crazy?
Like, it's hard, like, this is like, kind of like, because Yana is such a good person.
Like, she's not going to, like, try to cause like a big thing.
Like, it's actually fucked up.
I was so uncomfortable.
They asked me the most uncomfortable.
I said, what are you going for?
Pre, I get pressed in real life now because I said that's just weird.
For you, I get my, like, ass beat for defending, right?
At a 19-year-old...
I know isn't that weird, but it's okay. I don't know them, so I just walked away.
That's good, yeah, that's right.
Come on, we were watching.
Who are you? Why aren't you the one we're talking about?
It was just, like, unnecessary comments.
No, don't!
Oh!
Is it okay?
It's okay. It's okay.
Yes, good to ignore it.
Hey, fuck it.
You know, like, you ought to keep killing it.
There's a reason people try to talk to you.
Yeah, no, I'm just ignoring it. It's okay.
Don't let anyone take the joy and happiness out of your, you know, your soul.
Simple as that.
That's what I learned.
Use it as like, who gives a fuck?
Simple as that.
Seriously.
Oh, bitch!
And then you have the fucking, what did you just link me, Hitler?
What is this?
As white kids, what's his name?
What's his fucking name?
Ronaldo?
Bitch!
and bears while you do is sit there and click on a little fucking mouth and do a little games, but you got me fucked up
First off as a professional for night player, okay?
I was a fucking legend in this space at least I'm not known for sexually assaulting an autistic kid
I'm gonna fuck my numbers bitch. You got me fucked up call me embarrassed
How about you come out here and do some shit then bitch?
What am I gonna am I gonna fight Nina limb like what kind of like stupid ass fucking sentence is this like no
I'm not gonna fight you like no like do you expect me to fight a girl like I'm so confused you like
like what like
Do some shit then, bitch!
What, does she expect, like, what, yeah, go ahead, swing on me.
I can't fight you back, cause I'm not going to.
You're not going to do nothing, hoe?
Swear to God, man!
Yeah, I'm not gonna do anything!
I'm confused!
Then buzz it here and say awards to my face!
I did say awards!
You stepped on my coin the last time I saw you!
Bitch, say some shit!
My brother was quiet and funny, but you weren't talking all-
When was the last time I saw her?
I'm so confused!
The shit!
Pussy ass!
Fuck off!
What, I'm so confused, yo Nina, do you expect me to jank?
like giving you attention because I'm not gonna lie,
there's a reason you're talking about me, right?
Let's just be real here.
You're delusional.
Like I'm dead ass, you're delusional.
Like you're actually delusional.
Like, what do you expect me to do?
You're gonna shit talk me in person?
You want me to swing?
I'm confused.
You're gonna bring a guy with you to swing on me?
What am I supposed to do?
Swing him back?
Like, no.
Like.
I'm saying I'm sorry, but I see this.
I'm gonna say no.
I'm sorry.
He's my little white ass.
My little white ass.
like somehow somehow the way I'm not I'm not even I don't know why I stoop down to level of people
who are just never gonna be on a certain level in life in general fuck the stream fuck the anything
you're just not a good person like you're just not a you're just not a good person it's like I just
don't even care but I don't even care it's all about this like dead ass like just inside like I
I don't even want to put Saeed's info out there, but he, like, kills.
You're a weirdo.
This girl's a gass, a weirdo.
This is literally like, I don't even know.
Who gives a fuck, bro?
Blackaway Max, brad out, Jesus, young thug, Slayer, famous Dex, and more different.
Brad out on God, he brought out a holy stage.
Next thing you know, bro, too slimy just appears out of fucking nowhere, bro
Like that ass he did
It's like why do I even push it in the air like that ass like don't tell me he actually did bro
Black boy, there's no true, right?
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
Was this?
fucking movie? What do I just get sad?
All right.
Now that I clicked on the street, I'm going to get slapped.
Right. And sometimes I get us do like sitting at home and just
like being just a stream, bro. But you know what? I'm outside.
Fuck it. Fuck it. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's too much
positive shit happened today. Like why am I giving like
attention to anything negative? That's like the worst.
That's what bad people want you to do because they're miserable themselves, like I just thought about it, like it's simple as that, bro.
Like, bad people have nothing going on for them, so they try to bring other people down with them.
Blackboy Max brings out two slimy to play, times changing, Nihou.
We got the light blue, we got your body, go to the black, your stomach is red!
Hey, I know them times changing, you got no time to think!
Wait, I just put them two together, Max's hair is long, I forgot.
You know what, it's a fuck out of here.
Do y'all know that?
Y'all know that shit?
Do y'all know?
No!
BAMBIT!
I just, I actually just, I just danced for half a second and then I just put two together
again that it's too slimy coming up.
I'm not even kidding bro like all jokes aside
Obviously I'm gonna be ending my stream. I've been streaming fucking 11 hours and then tomorrow meet Jinxie and those polos are ending stream
Until we get a win in like fortnight fall guys and
Apex legends like I don't know some games. I don't know what it is. So we're live again tomorrow for that stream
Stop spanning GG
I'm gonna be real with you, bro.
Like, I know y'all be saying I dick-rived,
but it is the truth.
Like, bro, I think today we peaked at how many viewers?
Like, deadass, how many viewers did we peak at?
I don't even know, bro.
Like a hundred, it says on my dashboard,
I don't know if this is accurate.
It says 133,000, is that right?
There's no way that's right.
I don't know, bro.
That's what it says.
That's literally what it says on my dashboard.
It says max viewers to the 100, but it probably goes up because of ads.
So I don't even know.
Listen, all I'm saying is we peaked at like 100,000 viewers.
Yo, that literally wouldn't have happened.
Y'all can call me D1.
Y'all can say whatever you want.
That literally wouldn't happen without Kaisenette.
Let me really bro.
He's doing like a crazy thing.
Y'all can call me Dick Riding.
Y'all can say I'm trying to get into streamer you, whatever it might be.
Like he dead ass.
Like he dead ass helps a lot of people.
And the fact that he's dead ass helps a lot of people.
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