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Was it I'm just kidding. I know don't put the cat with the sideways. I don't want to see it, bro
Please I don't want to see it. I don't want to see it, bro. I did I don't want to see it
I don't want to see it, bro. It's like a shit emo, bro
Also, by the way guys anyone who's adding me in my offline chat
With this fucking pig emo running around the screen. You're a fucking loser. Yeah, you're a fucking loser
I don't know. I don't know what's going on, but what I'm not streaming. I yeah
So apparently when you type what is this bro like you just type this shit. It's just like
Yeah, bro. It's just it's just me. It's a pig running across the screen with a fucking plate
You know, you know how many compliments I got about how I lost weight by the way
So anyone dick riding saying that I'm fad or like whatever it might be bro. I'm not okay
I lost weight yo cutie. Thank you for some yori
Thank you for five gifted subs if I saw you in person. I would give you a nice smooch on the lips
of course consensually
If you're above age smough, thank you for the sub Lego David stuff
Oh gee with the sub optic with the sub Xavier David itself guys drop of me if you got the notification and you saw
today stable Renoto
Jinxy
And Los Polos TV
or not ending stream until we get a win on fogas fortnight rocket league and apex
LEGENDS!
YES!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
WHY ARE YOU ALL SAYING SUBATHON?
Say Walahi, this is a subathon. This is not, it is not gonna be, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no. Yo, lazy with the 25 matter gifted subs, bro.
Oh my fucking god. You're gonna make me spit everywhere.
everywhere you know it just because of you bro I'm not overdosed on Red Bull
give me a second hey it's Red Bull in my chat can you sponsor me and I gotta
reach me thank you yo thank you so much bro for the 25 gifted subs thank you so
fucking much holy shit yo real talk how long is it gonna take us to get a win
in Fortnite, Fall Guys, Apex Legends, and Rocket League.
Realistically, realistically speaking,
how long is that gonna take?
Two days, seven days, a year, three hours, what?
25 more, what?
Holy shit, man, we might hit 30k subs again.
Someone knocked 1,000.
Keckwa.
Thank you so much for the 25 gifted.
Listen, also, a lot of you guys are saying,
Ron are you going to Atlanta tomorrow? What do you guys think? Do I go to Atlanta tomorrow? I was thinking about it, bro
I saw people say online. Yeah, I was gonna say bro
I feel like the smaller streamers like bro. I don't want to like ruin it
I saw it. I feel like yesterday
I did a lot of shit and like I don't want to like do too much
You know, I'm saying like DTM fairs, you know what I'm saying where it's like now
I'm trying to make it too much about me. You know saying like the smaller streamers like I want them to you know
get out there so yeah so I don't know what we're sort of signing but I have an
official announcement that I'm gonna say what I'm gonna be doing now this one I
didn't really expect to say this right now but I think it's time I announce it
All right, how do I word this how do I word this all right?
You guys I'm not coming out, bro
I'm not coming out bro. No my girlfriend's not pregnant. Yo, can you guys maybe let me talk instead of just fucking typing you fucking dumb asses?
God fucking damn, bro
No, I'm not gay like there's nothing wrong with that, but like no, I'm not gay listen
Who remembers when I did the white room?
Who remembers when I did the white room that shut the doors where the walls closed in
This summer I'm planning on doing a stream
where this time, there's no chat, there's no human interaction, there's no clock, there's
no phone, there's no nothing, I'm going to sit in a white box for seven days.
I really want to do it as a real social experiment to the point where right now I'm actually
talking to doctors. I'm talking to certain people. We're going to have doctors on standby.
We're going to have a ton of stuff. This will be the finale. I've watched some videos. I've
been getting vitals checked, everything. And you guys are saying GG, etc. Basically, what
I want to do is I want to sit in a white room. Now, this is where it gets fucked, right?
I don't know if it's going to be seven days. What's the most realistic time? Why is Los
Let's pull this live on Twitch, wow, WLose, he's on top.
What is realistic?
Three or five days.
Now here's the actual thing that is the crazy part.
Here is the actual crazy part.
This is where it gets crazy.
When the doors shut, now try to think about this, everyone try to listen to me instead
of just thinking too hard.
When the door is shut on me getting trapped in a room, in a white room, I will have no
sense of when the door is unlocked.
Every time I touch the door handle and I try to open the door, if it's not unlocked, it
adds 30 minutes.
Yes, and I will never know when it's unlocked.
So for instance, the door could be unlocked, right?
The door could be fully unlocked.
And if I look at it, I could sit there for another three hours,
thinking that it's locked.
But if the door is not unlocked and I touch the door knob,
it adds 30 minutes.
So the question is, will I die or no?
Will I die?
The whole point of this stream isn't to have like,
I'm going to be honest with you.
I mean, it's a minute, it's a minute of popcorn.
It's not to have content.
It's literally a social experiment.
It is literally something where you guys
will just be able to watch me go crazy, and that's it.
No Kaniyia combos, no phones, no jerking off,
no sounds, no nothing.
So I'm thinking about doing it this summer.
Lip-date of Lazy again with a five gifted, bro.
You're killing it, bro.
We're about to hit 29K subs, holy cheater.
Thank you guys.
Oh my God.
Wow.
But in the meantime, bro, today is Lose X Ron X Jinxie.
So good fucking vibes, bro.
I'm feeling good.
I'm feeling fucking great, man.
Life's fucking good, bro.
Hey, it's going to be a fun summer, bro.
Also, this July, something's coming, bro.
Something is coming.
Anyways, how are you all, man?
I miss you guys so much.
We're gonna start playing video games very shortly, bro.
Um, yesterday we had the streamer use shit.
Be honest, bro, is there even a chance I get accepted?
Like, there's a very, there's a chance.
Yeah, I was gonna say I got denied, but there's a chance that when he goes live, maybe, you know how he does that, like,
didn't he do that last year where he ripped off names to see applications or what?
Didn't he do that?
I swear he did that.
I swear he did that, like, what if we get accepted then?
I don't know when he's gonna start his stream though.
I messaged him, I texted him, guys news flash.
I lied when I said he texted me.
Yo, I got no response.
Absolutely none.
So maybe, I don't know, bro.
I don't know.
I don't know, bro.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't know, but we'll see, bro.
Hopefully, hopefully, hopefully.
We'll see.
I really do hope.
I really do hope.
Top NA streamers.
Wow, another five gifted.
From this person, his name is Yori.
Wow, top top 10 streamers of May 22.
Why does Asian Jeff have a red flag next to his name?
What the fuck is this?
Sonyan, bro, Jinxie, Asian Jeff, the burnt penis,
Asmongold, Hassan, Stumble Roberto,
Kaseo, XQC, Summit, Jason DeVine, Val.
Wow, bro. We... Wait, technically speaking, if Jeff got removed because it was botted, yeah, I'm assuming it was botted because he's a red flag next to his name.
We had the top five most watched trimmers of last month. Wow, we... We, me and you, bro. Kekwa. Me and you, bro.
And that's honestly a big shout out to Jinxie because me and him did a minor marathon. Who was there for that drop of me?
What a good fucking time, bro.
Deadass.
What a good fucking time.
That was actually great.
I love playing Minecraft with him, even though I
went fucking batshit insane.
Oh, Ron, why are you in the bathroom?
Oh, Ron, why are you in the bathroom?
Yo, Ron, I'm going to be honest with you, bro.
It's been 72 hours, but I'm going to ask the same question.
Why are you in the bathroom?
Yo, it's come to the point where I did streamer
applications yesterday.
And while I was IRL streaming, I saw someone say,
yo, why is he in Jinx's bathroom?
Like, are you delayed in the fucking head?
Like, oh my god, bro.
And then I see this fucking pig with a white plate
running across the screen, bro.
Oh my god, bro.
Yeah, bro.
It's really funny.
Dead-ass funny, bro.
Can you do the Wendy's Muckbang mid-marathon?
Wendy's X-Dominion and Monsters Movie collab?
What?
Features that adored me on new frosty kids' meal toys,
new banana frosty swirl,
features and sweet banana cream sauce swirls into Wendy's iconic vanilla frost.
To...wait...the Minion...wait is there a New Minions movie?
VAS?
Is there a New Minions movie?
Wait, okay, I...okay, I don't want to be the guy to say this, right?
And I know what this chat's gonna do, whatever you guys want to say.
Bro, is it really weird if if keep in mind it's for content for content for content
Bro, if we order this whole meal and try to eating the whole thing like let's be real, bro
Like is that that it's for content, bro
Like what is a banana frosty swirl will this give me AIDS in like 32 minutes like
Okay, I'll be honest with you. This is not really a hot take this might be a cold take
Dude, does anyone remember when Wendy's or was it McDonald's?
Wait, which one was it that had the spicy nuggets with the fucking ghost pepper sauce?
Does anyone know what I'm talking about?
Oh my god, bro.
What was it?
What was it?
It was Wendy's real talk?
That shit was actually goaded, if you know you know.
Facts are no.
But, I'll be honest with you, when I eat Wendy's spicy nuggets, my asshole was literally on
fire.
On fire, bro!
I'm talking like my asshole was like getting ruptured!
Ghost Pepper Dunkin' Donuts, you fat bitch!
What the fuck is a Ghost Pepper Dunkin' Donuts?
Yo, that's some like actual fat person shit.
Like what is a Dunkin' Donuts, bro?
NickA30 is reportedly filing a copyright claim against Fortnite creator for a hundred thousand dollars.
VAS!
Nick A-30, bro!
Bro, I'm telling you, there's gonna be a time where Nick A-30 says fuck the family-friendly shit and just goes crazy.
Like, he just said some crazy shit on stream, like, oh, I wanna fuck your little ass.
Get the fuck out of my face!
Like, on some crazy shit on Fortnite, bro.
MinionX2Wednesday, via Instagram.
Wait, this is in LA?
There's a- Wait, I know where this is!
This is next to Capitol Records, is it not?
The fuck?
Yeah, right here.
Wait, there's a fucking mini-mini-sun on the fucking-
Let me make a quick call out of Griff or a quick, I feel like Griff, watch this chat.
Somehow Griff knows the owner of this building.
Ready?
Watch.
Just watch, bro.
Just watch.
Just fucking watch, bro.
Yo, Griff, I'm live right now.
Can I ask you a quick question?
Yeah, of course.
So right now, you put up a minion in the building in front of Capitol Records.
I was wondering if you knew anyone that could get me,
because it looks like there's a roof access,
any permission to get to the roof,
so I can see the mini sun.
But you wanna get to the roof of Capitol?
No, wait, cannot?
I mean, I know people at Capitol.
Yo, okay.
What about the people in front of Capitol?
There's like a building,
but I'm pretty sure Yeats signed with Capitol Records,
so maybe they were part of this.
Like, if I can, it looks like,
it looks like a,
It's like a building literally in front of it, but like, yeah. Yeah.
Okay. I'm going to say.
Yeah, I am.
Wait, do you know anyone? Look, I just sent you the photo.
Stop putting Illuminati triangles in my chat.
Every time I talk to your friend, bro, please hold on.
Hold on, bro. It's sending.
I don't know if I've got service though in this fucking house, bro.
If you look at my stream, though, I mean, it's, it's right here.
It's literally like the oh wait. Yeah, it's literally like the
It looks like a corner for Thanos. Hold on
Can we one second, but bro, there's a roof access so maybe we could get on the roof. Oh, you see it? I send it
Oh
That's um
Oh, that's uh
Spaces office you can just come and go in
Really?
I'll send you the pain right now.
Oh, easy.
Okay, I might head over there.
I'm not gonna lie. Maybe tonight chat?
We go visit the Minion?
Wait, what time do they close though?
Can you see if one of the...
I'm honestly enough, used to be the old...
phase office.
What?
Yep. Many, many, many years ago.
About eight years ago.
What?
Um, I can say you the exact where it is.
Okay.
See the photo? You could even see it in a screenshot.
But do you know if you could ask someone if I can go tonight?
Actually, I don't know how, maybe tomorrow actually I'll go.
Maybe I'll go tomorrow.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
Alright.
Peace.
Peace.
How does Griff know everything in the world?
Like, you guys just put these illuminati-
Wait, so let me get this straight.
So Minyeon.
X-phase.
xz old building yellow dude raising his eyebrow really really slanted like we're
gonna go visit the minion tomorrow maybe we'll run into yeet does anyone here
have yeets number maybe ask him join call what call I didn't get invited to
any call but I do have a message from Dean somehow it's just like bro this is
Yo, you actually ruined my PR kev sending me this fucking like
It's like actually annoying bro. Yo Gino with the 10 gifted subs. Thank you so much daddy. Thank you so much
Everyone say thank you right now, bro. We're literally
950 yugs away from fucking 30,000 Wow
Wait Los polos X stable X Jinxie
shit
Who's like?
Why does it say Jinxie's not in this fucking call?
Jinxie left the group chat
You know
Wait, hold up. Yo run. What's good brother?
No, are you ready? Am I ready?
Yo run
Fortnite has the worst settings of any game ever. I'm not even trolling when I say this yo
Oh, yeah, what's up?
Most yeah, real real quick.
Do you know how to shut off auto mod?
What?
Wait, are you streaming on Twitch, Los?
Yeah.
Oh, I got to go.
Wait, what?
Yeah, wait, is this actually happening?
Dude, but it's sniping everyone in the chat with auto mod.
How do I?
How do I remove it?
Let me read some of your messages.
Wait, Los, you're streaming on Twitch?
Wait, Los, someone said, buddy, this is a big fucking deal,
Bro, we might street for 24 hours.
Yo, Los, you look like you put on a few.
Turn the voice changer off.
Where's the headset?
OK, OK.
You're so big.
Tell him to step foot in.
Don't step foot in Yakima, Washington,
or you'll get sexually violated.
What is this?
No, I said it.
It's the art and the Indian.
Dude, dude, dude, dude.
Why am I getting called a larder instead of a larder?
Because a larder is like a lard whale.
That's a good thing.
Wait, so Los, what's the problem?
You just started your stream and the auto mod is banning everyone. Yeah, it's bad. It's literally bro
It's banning everyone. Yeah, everyone's getting banned. I don't see it. I don't think anyone's getting banned
You have this seat. Are you a mod like I'll mod you you can see it. Everyone's getting auto-modded. I
Don't how do you turn off auto-mod? Hi, Brian. How do you turn it off?
Wait, you're my son. You're gonna do but you're gonna do all your streams on Twitch now, or are you gonna do kick to? Oh
I don't know man. Well, we'll see well
You know, but listen listen doesn't matter this I can be live on here here. I'm pulling up. What doesn't matter, bro
All I care about is we win today, bro. No way
Yeah, but most the thing is I'll go into your like I'll go into your stream on kick
And I won't even have an account because I'm not gonna make a fucking account
So I can't type and I just want to harass you in your stream, but I can't even do it
I'm not making it a count.
There's a lot of rules on here, man.
Like I don't know.
Yeah, but it's not only like you break any of the Twitch rules.
It's not like you run around like punching people in the face,
like half of the kick streamers, bro.
Guys, as soon as we're done with these, I'm going live IRL
and we're going to go fight people in the streets.
Yes, bro.
So, you know, it's a lot of fun.
I'm going to be on Twitch.
I'm going to be on Twitch.
fight people in the streets.
Yes, bro.
Wait, so guys, do you guys know the rules for today?
Does everybody know what's happening?
Yeah.
You should tell everyone.
What are we doing?
So basically, we cannot end the stream
until we get a win in four different individual games.
Fall Guys, Fortnite, Apex Legends, and Rocket League.
I believe we should maybe start with Rocket League,
because that's probably the easiest
to get a win under our belt, most of you have rockin' to be downloaded.
Yeah, I got everything.
OK.
You're Los.
Wait, Los, you have positive messages in here.
Hey, Los, you're looking good today.
Yo, Los, question.
Are you going to be playing with a fucking headset today, by the way?
I just want to ask that right now, because I'm not going to play for 10
hours or ever loan this is going to take if you're not
going to use a fucking headset.
OK?
Well, listen, let's just logically look at this, right?
None of these games require a headset right what the fuck how are you hearing us right now?
What are you? How are you hearing us? Yeah, but it looks how do you hear us? They're called speakers, okay?
They they they work perfectly fun and to be honest. I could raise them too
I could raise the volume on you guys too if I need to so
So you're gonna play either way
This I'm just so I understand you're gonna play with speakers the whole time we're playing you're not gonna just put on headset because it
We're fucking dead
I'm not gonna have what happens to you guys happen to me. I like my head shape
Okay, the top of my head. There's no dent in it if I get a dent dude. I can't afford that bro
Okay, bro. You realize head dents go away after like literally a couple of hours like if you just shower it'll go away
Like that after you look at yourself you're talking about a headset that right now
Yeah
Bro most you just showering it goes away. It'll permanently laugh
Huh?
Bro headset then still permanently laugh for the rest of your life, bro
You just bro most you shower and they go away, bro. Like it's not like some actual you don't believe you don't think that's real, right?
Yo, yo, it's getting worked out. I'm talking. It's like I'm talking like like guys with like special like dude
Okay, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine. I'll you know, I'll put a headset. I'll put a head. Wow. Thank you. Thank you. Thank God, bro
Thank you, bro. Okay in for that. You actually like kind of need a headset, bro
What are you gonna do the visual footstep setting like that settings ass, bro?
You actually need a headset in fortnight, bro. It probably apex to bro. It looks like saw the hoodie pole, bro
I saw it
He's so cute. He's actually so adorable
Like he's dead. I'm so cute like I just most I didn't I just want to play with you like no
I think I think most left bro. I think most left to set up
Bro. Lose is it true that you sat on your hamster your pet hamster and you killed it?
Getting confirmation in my chat that you get you sat on your pet hamster back in the bay and killed it
Los, please pleasure me
Do you lift you lift your stomach up when you wash your dick in your yearly shower
Loose is it actually true that you push your grandma down the stairs for lasagna
Like I'm just asking the people's questions right now
Yeah, those that your chat is literally like flying with questions
You haven't streamed on twitch in like eight years, bro. Your chat is just flying with questions, dude
Let me see wait. Why did I how do I achieve?
I mean, I'll take it. No, no, this is good. I'll take a couple questions. Let me see. Let me see
So it's going to you sweat maple syrup.
You would laugh at some shit like that, bro.
That's fucking.
That's not even funny, bro.
Maple syrup?
How do they say it?
Loose isn't cut.
Why?
How much do you weigh?
First-time chatter.
First-time?
The much is under.
I'm not hoodie gang, bro.
All right.
What did you set out there?
Yeah, wait.
Wait, Ron, are you circumcised?
I'm circumcised.
I don't have a hoodie.
Is that circumcised or non-circumcised?
Yeah, that means you're circumcised.
Let me just circumcise.
I'm surprised though with Ron, like, you know,
like his culture, like, I'm surprised.
I don't know, I don't know.
What does that mean?
Wait, look, what does that mean, look?
No, just like, just, you know, like, I'm surprised.
You've been saying that you're gonna lose weight
for the last fucking eight years
and you're worried about a fucking headset debt
when you're fucking, oh my God, not,
I just threw a fuck, I'm over this, we're gonna play.
Like, you see what I mean, man?
You can't see me in person and hardly see me in person.
Yeah, I can't see you in person.
I can't see you in person because you're with a fucking security guard, bro. Why are you with a security guard in person, bro?
No, you have a security guard. You're not
No, you guys might be able to relate to this. Let me actually pose this to you guys, okay?
You ever out somewhere like this happened to me the other day. I'm in like a bar area type thing
but people are all around you like
Be like coming up to you saying shit like you know what I mean like and you just want to chill with your friends or whatever right?
Do you know I'm talking about or no?
It's going to be
Well to me right I don't want to be an asshole to anybody especially people like yo bro
I love you like you know shit like that. I'm not gonna be an asshole to you, bro
But when I got a security guy with me, I don't need to be an asshole. He could just be an asshole
You know what I mean?
So it's like, dude, I understand.
Like, I'll take a picture of anybody
who comes up to me anything.
But dude, you're not just gonna sit there
all night yelling things at me.
Like, I had these kids yelling shit like,
yo, can you call Jess with a laser for me?
Like, they're referencing things from,
you know what I mean?
Like, back in the day type shit.
So, I don't know, bro.
It's, wait, what the fuck, check your emails.
I'm not going to be able to
make support to check my email.
Wait, what? Wait, hold on.
Are you dual streaming on kick
and twitch or just twitch?
He's using his brain power on
off. Los did you get banned from
kick? No way. You're in trouble.
They're going to take it away.
So wait, you got banned on kick. Yeah, say what are you being serious? You swear to God?
Well, I don't know for how long but
What?
Wait, what'd you get banned for?
Wait, look what you get banned for
No, I love good nevermind. I'm good. All right
Thank God
All right, um
No, but for a listen listen, I'm gonna just say this to guys
Um you guys are video gamers, right? Like you grew up. I grew up going outside like hanging out with people
You know like girls like so you guys
Right you two are the ones that need to like carry this shit take this shit home like make this shit happen, you know
But most you said that we don't go outside, but you're in the worst shape out of us three, bro
I
Nobody's in worse shape than stable or not
Your cholesterol is higher than my fucking
Shape you know, I just bet like socializing
but
How so so do you explain all the thing like yeah, I need to know or the chat like bro as long as you have the games
Downloaded man, we cannot get off until we get one win in those four games
The game that's probably gonna take the longest is either fortnight or apex legends, bro
He's happy feeling there's gonna be some stream sniping fuck
We're not we're not ending the fortnight game until Loose kills the last dude. That's the rule
Wait, that's hold on now. You're adding extra shit to make wall here, bro
I'm down for like oh, I have to go at least get a kill you know
I'm gonna last kill and we're both gonna die on purpose. We're gonna spectate you you got to get the kill as
As long as you don't leave me one on four or whatever, one on one, I'll beat anybody.
Robos, you're in a running for being like the worst Fortnite gamer of all time.
You know there's like full blown documentaries about you, bro?
People make like five, 10 minute like explanations about how you're the worst Fortnite player
of all time.
I literally ran into one this morning.
Evil Fortnite is what they say.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So what is Evil Fortnite, bro?
is that?
I don't think it's a thing that I think some people were
like downloaded the wrong version of the game.
Like, you know, like in like old 90s movies,
like a kid's in like a movie store and he goes in the back
and there's like a game with like cobwebs on it
and he like opens it.
You know what I mean?
So weird shit like that happened.
Um
Loose what you think you're gonna struggle today
No, dude, I
Like I I've been I've been practicing so so most have you ever played rocket league before I saw you play fall guys
That was also a bit small. All right. I'm gonna say this. Yeah, rocket league is not I don't understand that game
I don't get how people play the game. I don't want to insult anyone
But yo bro, how the fuck you control the ball like you're just I'm driving around people are flying doing 360 flips above me
It looks like the movie cars too, and I'm just sitting there like dude. How do you even get off the ground, bro?
You know, bro. I mean, yeah, it's pretty hard
But bro that should be the easiest one like run
I don't know if you agree, but we should probably do the hardest games last like fortnight and apex low-key
Yeah
No, bro, listen, I haven't feeling most is gonna carry like I feel like he's trolling us like I don't know
But I believe in you loves that has believed you I real talk man. Listen, I appreciate that bro
What they said
Let's see man, let's both this shit man. What is it New York's nightmare? What are you like?
You look bro. Why are they just sending me that's a ridiculous picture, bro
That's a ridiculous picture
We run. What is it? It's out of context
You know when was this bro, when was this?
Yeah, I don't do do you guys know WWE both you a little bit
Okay, why yeah, okay, I don't so I'm saying like I was I was doing like a stream and this girl was next to me and everyone
The chat was like dude like you know what that is and I don't know who that is bro. I'm just gonna be honest
You're so cute, Los.
All right.
Los, have you seen the, um, wait, Los, I forgot to ask you.
I'm proud to follow up on this.
Did you end up reaching out to the, hey, Los, it's me, guy.
I asked you about him a month ago, and you didn't know who he was.
I didn't wait, so I didn't reach out to him.
But you know who I, it is now, right?
I know he is, and I'm not going to lie, man, whoever you are, bro, you're a scary, you're
You're a scary dude, man.
Like, have you seen the one where he's like a rat?
Bro, it's you.
It's fucking you.
What?
OK, guys, do you guys want to start?
Do you guys want to start?
Yeah, what game are we starting first?
I think we start Rock and League.
It's probably the easiest game.
It should be pretty fun.
Just ease into it, secure one under the belt,
should get a win.
No longer than 10, 15 minutes here.
It's the later games I'm a little more scared about, man.
Honestly, every game after this.
Even Fall Guys can take two hours.
Loser's camera.
Cheers.
Really?
What the heck?
How hard is Fall Guys?
I haven't played it since I was 12 years old.
Fall Guys is easy.
It's not easy when you get streamed
tonight by degenerates every game.
That's when it's not easy.
Why don't we just ask the chat not to stream site?
It's like a breeze and good.
Oh, yeah.
That'll definitely work.
Oh, Jack.
Don't stream site, guys.
Appreciate it.
Wait, so what did you guys do?
You guys did a stream.
I want to hear about that like what was that about?
Yeah, also, yo bro, he's talking about the Minecraft ones.
No, so why were you like ripping into us, bro?
We were sleeping in a bed together.
Well, first of all, you didn't have to do all that.
So you chose to do that.
Los, how many tater tots could you eat in one minute?
What do you think?
Ron, how many rolling hot dogs can you make in a minute?
How many?
What is it?
Like a corn dog?
What is it?
How many?
I'm confused what it is.
The roller ships.
Matter of fact, a Slurpee?
Give me a Blue Razz Brass Slurpee in my mouth.
Really?
You push your grandma down a flight of stairs because she took your lasagna, bro.
You killed your hamster by sitting on it.
Shut up.
Get on the game.
Like I said, bro, make yourself a snack.
I want 10 I'm up for loads is the is the grandma lasagna story true like did that actually happen? Yes
It is true
No, you guys are actually gonna be mad at me. I know buddy. Oh
my god
You don't have rocket to download it. Let me get
Rocket racing
It's rockin'
You downloaded rocket racing
It's that rocket, please
It's this
Hold up, bro
You downloaded like that
Bro, that's like a failed project
They made like two years ago
No, no, it's getting deleted
It's getting deleted
Bro, you downloaded rocket racing
We're not playing Call of Duty, right?
I could delete Call of Duty
No, we're not playing Call of Duty
No, we're not playing Kod, bro
Fuck Kod
Fuck Kod, it's Call of Duty
Bro, Kod is only played if you're literally over the age of 35, bro
I'm not even kidding
In 2026, bro
Yeah, Coddity's pretty bad, bro.
Oh my god.
Coddity's played if you're over the age of 35, bro.
I'm being dead ass.
Oh, yeah.
For sure, yeah.
Wait, you have your own skin in Rocket League?
Bro, yes, bro.
I got like three days ago.
Wait, what the fuck?
What the fuck?
That's my chair, dude.
That's my chair.
That's my chair.
Yes, you did.
I don't know why you did that, bro.
Yo, Loves, bro.
Wait, how'd you get a sunbarrow?
Oh, it's a sunbarrow.
I like it.
It's fire, right?
Wait, wait, it's Loser in the lobby.
I don't see him.
I don't see him in the lobby.
No, no, no, it's downloading.
It's almost done.
Loser, I just want to hug you, bro.
Like, dead ass.
My dead ass just want to hug you.
Yeah, low key, me too, bro.
Loser, you don't get enough love in your messages, bro.
Like, Loser, I'd love to hug you too, man.
I'm not even going to lie.
Well, I'm curious how you guys think.
Like, how do you feel, Jinxie, about like your comments
towards you?
Bro, you know, a lot of it is trolling.
Sometimes you get rage baited when you're not in the mood to get rage baited
Do you know what I mean?
Like you ever you ever just pissed off and then you just get rage baited and it pisses you off even more
But bro, you know you gotta get a lot of
I don't know what's wrong anymore bro. You gotta realize that these people just want to be you
You know what I'm saying? Like who doesn't want to be us. Hey what? Hey look at me. Yeah, I don't know about
I don't know about your build though Ron or most of this build. My build?
I got enough. I don't know. Wait, did you say build? Like you're build. Yeah, but I
don't have the way you look when you go into the mirror and you take your shirt off. Yo,
um, man, I've been called sexy like many times by fucking you. I mean, I'm never happy.
happen bro women women okay what woman is it's a time ever today to cat call
Los Polos it's not a cat call it's it they don't even need to do that so those
you've been called sexy by multiple women in your life like randomly like yeah
like close in in public like they just walked up to and called you sexy for no
reason no buddy this isn't a TV show no I'm talking about in normal scenarios
Unless your mom and your grandma doesn't count family doesn't count bro. So I'm being weird. Yeah, if your mom said you're handsome
Lewis when you were 11
My mom said I was handsome. That doesn't mean women think I'm sexy, bro. We
Turned down jinxie. He's allowed his fuck
Why read that?
Hold on man
No, I'm actually so hyped to play for tonight. Like oh, I just know you're gonna
Why don't we just play for that for 12 hours straight? He would fucking
I'd rather literally jump into oncoming traffic dude. I tried to get my settings right for 30 minutes because for night
You have to be like a scientist. I try to understand. I did I tried to play for night and I couldn't play for now
I like it's good. Why cuz the snipers. Yes. It's like impossible, bro
I was playing a tournament and I literally got stream sniped like 24-7. It was like impossible. Oh
My god, maybe if you had unknown army, it would have been better
Oh really maybe if you had stomping you'd be a better fucking streamer man about that. Go fuck yourself. I walked into that one
You know those bro. Are you a game or no?
You know that runs
One FNCS. What is black OEM? What is that? I told that
Those are I think good wheels. I think those are good wheels for a chat. I
Think those are like some of the best wheels in the game. It's like those in the cristianos
I don't know
Yo, yo, can you guys guys? I don't know if I'm getting trolled
Can you get us look at my stream is just the right game because I've deleted the other game for what?
Why are you rocket racers?
Bro, it's just a game or not. Oh, it's rocket league. That's the game loose. It's on steam rocket league
Okay, that's the game. That's the game. That's the game. Yeah, that's it. That's it. I
Don't have the wheels. I got scum. Where is it?
Why does it keep doing this shit, bro?
If you, somebody said if you step foot in Charleston, you'll get circumcised and he's
spammed it like 18 times.
Wait, no, no, no, I'm being told, as a fucking, multi-fucking millionaire, you're on PS5 right
now.
PS5 is superior to PC.
Oh my god.
You're playing on a fucking PlayStation!
Yes, I am!
And I'm proud of it!
Yes, I am and I'm proud of it and you know anybody's in a chat if you're a console guy not a PC rise up
Rise up your 30 little PC nerds. What's up?
Yo, you know what? I'm actually gonna I'm actually gonna side with the most here
Come on brother. It's way simpler than PC. Yo on
I download a game and I click the button and it works on PC
I have to like activate 18 neurons to play a game like fuck that
Fuck that.
Bro, like dude on PC, you need to like have a degree to like even set it up like you can't even just play it like you do to play these things.
I'll get in, I'll fucking, you know, a baby chimpanzee can set it up.
Nobody knows how to set up a PC, bro.
How, why do I gotta know about that fucking plan?
Lois, you should do a stream.
You should do a stream without any help where you try to build a PC.
You get all the items to do it and you try to build it.
You should try it out.
It's the worst.
That's literally the worst stream I've ever heard, bro.
That would never.
Yeah, it'd be so bad.
Yo, look, did you actually win $9 million the other day?
Dude, I did, bro.
I did.
No, dude, can you actually pull it out and play with it?
Pause.
Hey.
Yo, yo.
Yo.
Yo, yo.
Yo, yo, yo.
What?
No, but, Los, I'm being dead at.
Did you actually win $9 million on a fucking pinball?
Or was it monopoly money?
pull it out and play with it.
OK, laughing.
Can I rephrase it?
Can I rephrase it?
Like, is that actually your, like, you can use it?
Huh?
You can use that money, Los.
Like, you can use that money.
You want me to send you a mill and then you send it back?
Yes.
Yes.
Show me a mill.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
No, he doesn't need it, bro.
He doesn't need it.
All right, send me your wire.
Send me the wire, shit.
So wait, Los, if I send you my wiring info,
like my routing number and my account number.
You're going to wire me a million dollars.
If you send it back.
Yeah, bro, I'll send it back.
No, no, no, I'll middleman this shit.
No, no, no.
No, but look, I like loads.
I'm saying like, I know you have a million dollars.
I'm saying that nine million dollars that you won.
I'm saying like, you can actually just fucking you
can go to you can buy a floor with it right now.
Yeah.
He pieced.
Hell yeah.
Like those shows that you're really rich gift
thousand subs to each of us,
bro, just real quick.
Wait, no, send the million to run.
Send it to run.
Ronald, send it back.
I'll send it right back.
Actually, you can gift them a thousand subs on here.
Yep.
Yeah, that it's like new.
I think you can get 2000 or maybe they got rid of that.
I think.
Yeah, how big was the Blinko ball?
Was it like nine thousand dollars?
It was an eight.
It was, um, it was just a bunch of eights.
It was 8888.888.
So it was like almost 9k and I just
It hit bro. Damn, bro. You don't even need nine million.
What do you even do in nine million gifts to the less fortunate like stable or no?
Whatever, buddy, should we, should we, should we leak more revenue or what?
I mean, I know you like to leak your revenue. Like, I mean, this guy's just a weirdo.
And then when that's not even counting the franchises that you own, the franchise that I own.
I know this is like how many you have done that across America.
What I know this is a fun
Yeah, I'm dead on the fucking game, baby. This is what I was gonna say most I know this is great and it's a fun conversation
Yo, man, it's 438 p.m. And you're not you're downloading rocketing on your PlayStation like I know this was gonna happen
Other games are already the other games are set unless there's you know, I download the wrong game like again
I'm not gonna blame you
Why are you blaming me? What could you possibly blame me for? I'm blaming stable and all the way, right?
You I think you said the wrong name. I said the wrong name
Rocket racers. Let's read it. I said I think I said the rocket racers your plate
They're saying that you're downloading the ps4 edition. Are you just a fat idiot?
You're downloading PlayStation 4, how are you even playing with us on that?
Are you just a fucking burger?
Like holy shit.
My bites can even play with us on that.
I'm not even trolling.
Yes bro, it's the only one.
Oh it's fine, thank you.
What is this console shit to me?
You guys worry about your RAM and your gigabytes, right?
I got this shit under control.
Lo, see you not think that there's like RAM on your console, like at all?
I do think that's what that's what guess what though. Yeah, there is Ram
But I don't need to fucking unscrew shit and fucking plug it in and hope that God. I don't get electrocuted
I don't need to do that shit, bro
So those most Rob said this was that this is that 301 p.m. It's almost two hours ago
The games are fall guys for tonight apex and rocket league
You responded okay bet and downloaded rocket racers
How do you met like how do you mess up that bad you downloaded a game that five people play?
Okay, um run. I want to apologize to you sincerely
I'm gonna now. I'm gonna blame the PlayStation 5 store AP or whatever it is
They put that game first in front of rocket league, bro. I don't know why I don't know why you do
You're actually good, bro. Lois is behind we got it's two minutes left on here two minutes left
Yeah, how'd I know I knew this was gonna happen, you know what like you know something's gonna happen, but you
We're struggling on fucking rocket league. I don't want to know what's gonna happen. We get on fortnight, bro
I really just don't want to it's gonna it might genuinely
Yo, by the way the original idea was that we can't end streaming till we win four games in a row
Thank fucking God that's out of the phone. Oh, that's impossible
You know I don't think anyone could do that dead ass. I don't think any human could do that
We'd have a better chance of getting struck by lightning been doing that bro
We that stream would never end you could never dream is never gonna end bro
Not that played apex and we're gonna get tonight. None of us close. Have you played apex? Yeah, no, I used to play back
Oh brother, what right for you those?
Um six or something. I don't know what I don't know. You were ranked six.
You were ranked six. You were ranked six, bro. Rank six isn't even a thing, bro.
Were you predator or was were you predator? I am not a predator.
No, no, no. Oh my god. It's a rank in Apex. It's a rank, bro. It's a fucking, no. It's a
a rag. It's a rag, bro. Oh,
all right. No, no, I don't, I don't remember. All I know is I like,
I actually like Apex like the game, like the way you shoot and the animations.
It kind of looks good. I feel like people don't fuck with Apex.
Bro, Apex is like, I'm not gonna be kidding.
I raged off Apex in three days.
I said I would never revisit that game. And now I'm revisiting it with, yeah, bro.
Bro, it's like forever. Is it that bad?
It's like a mix of a battle royale with like crazy ass movement and shit
I don't know any of the abilities bro all these kids on a packs legends. They shoot up fucking cocaine
They fly off the wall. They do spinning kickflips and fucking no stove you
Why are we putting that as a game?
We should do like all six or something, but my chat voted for a pack. Oh, we're not gonna win a back man
like I had to burst your bubble we can we can win a bit I've won apex on stream bro like I won I've won
All right, so well you're gonna carry you've also won fortnight on stream
You're the worst player at your incontention for the worst player ever not counting like 85
You don't even believe that like that's why it's so if you're in like you don't even believe what you're saying
Bro, do you think you're a good gamer like I genuinely ask you do you think you're a gamer
I don't care.
Put any amount of money on a game of 2K right now.
Any amount.
I'll play you.
Any amount.
You want to put an SVJ up?
Put an SVJ up.
I'll do anything.
I already beat JC twice.
I don't care.
You're beating what?
No, no, hold on.
So you're good at 2K.
Okay.
What else?
2K is the only game that really shows that you can play games.
Because it's the only game.
I don't hear the explainance.
2K, the only game that shows you're good at games.
That doesn't make sense.
because if you can't be good at 2K,
then you're not good at games.
Is it?
Because again, the argument is,
so you think, so you're not good at it, you suck.
So just some understanding,
you think because you're good at 2K,
that you're good at Fortnite,
you're good at Call of Duty,
you're good at Rocket League,
you're good at Apex Legends.
That's just some understanding.
It's the best foundation,
a sports game like 2K is the best foundation for gaming
because of the coordination you need.
I disagree bro first off sports games
2k has a very limited skill expression man most you beat me by two points by the way
Like I don't like the first game of my team where you spent five grand on your team and had five seven
Yeah, bro. Yes, his entire team was seven feet tall
I spent 30 grand
two points man
How much I
I spent 30 grand, bro.
Yeah, exactly.
She's been allowed in the game, bro.
Like, how is that allowed?
Yo, I'm in the game.
I'm in the game.
Someone invite me.
I'm not giving this a shot.
I'm not going to even attempt to have it.
What's your epic ID?
What's your epic ID?
Here we go.
Eddie Chestnuts.
Eddie Chestnuts.
All right.
So you're epic.
I have one of you guys.
You're epic.
Oh, I got you.
I have one.
I have one.
Come on, Eddie.
Join up.
Why in God's green earth is your epic ID Eddie Chesnut?
How do you have a Lamborghini in this game?
That's my Lambo, bro.
All right, let's start this.
Now, listen, this should not take any longer than I'm not even getting five minutes.
I'm not even trolling.
Okay.
Yeah, this should be the...
This is like the...
Wait, no.
You're ranked.
You're ranked.
What rank is he?
Well, no, he has ranked unlocked.
I thought we were going to play ranked.
We're doing ranked.
We're doing ranked, yeah.
I played the game. It just it's ass like I played it
Bro, but I didn't know you unlock this like a gold lobby. We should okay. We should win this in chat
How many tries two or three tries probably one
The uh ranked makes it a little bit harder if it was quick play maybe a little bit easier
Wait Jinxie, what is that thing saying your hood like what does that say? This is I can't tell
What do you mean on my hood of my car? Yeah
I think it says Buzzerrack. Oh shit. Yo Los, go for the ball bro. Just you go for it.
Tell me about your experience in Rocket League. Like have you played? Yeah, like I'm like I've played
but I've never I don't think I scored. You've never scored. How many games did you play? Los,
how many games did you play? Dude, I think I played like a few like a few dozen. What are you?
You've played a few dozen games and you've never scored one time ever
Yeah, that's a good stat line I've ever heard
One of them is going to kick it.
Los Defender, Defender, Defender, hit it, hit it.
He just lost.
How did that one go?
Los, Los, who is this fucking people?
You did that score.
Yo, someone in my chat, someone in my chat pulled up Los's stats.
Los, you do this.
24 games played, zero goals scored.
That's a real stat.
Los, you just scored on our net, you fucking idiot.
What?
Los you played 24 games of rockin to get you've never scored. How the fuck is that even possible? That's your staff
Hit the ball, but you're running over the ball like bro focus on the ball
You guys are just on dick right now, bro. Look at this shit
We're good. I got it. I got it. No, that's over over. It was gonna bow pack. I
meant. No. That's is a good one. Stop hitting it. Go hit it to the blue net,
most of you fucking dogs. Jeans. Why are you aiming at all that time? Oh my God.
You're right. You're right. You're so right. I'll fix the mic after Chad. Oh my god.
winning we're never winning oh my god we're gonna be here for five hours look
if you hit your donut one more time I've got it by witness I'm shutting my
shit off yeah they said they said use the boost what is that what are you
talking about you use the fucking boost you don't know what the boosts are you
play 24 games you're not using books and 24 fucking games are you like those
What do you do like gently like what you do?
Yo, bro, stop
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Yo, get me out of here
Why did I agree to this? Why did I agree to this this support the simulator? Oh, you're not gonna just blame me for your fucking failures
Oh, yo, I'm the fucking ghost on my whole neck
You have a score of eight in two minutes. That's like a world record loves
Loose listen your circle button on your controller is how you boot run into the pads to get the boots
You know what though, you know the worst problem is Jinxie. Oh my god. I miss oh my god. Oh my god
You know the worst promise
People are queuing up and they're ready to shoot side. That was like this was our free win
We had one chance. We did us at one chance
Like no, I think you guys can't make
No funds big fan guys
Let me the guys messages. It's actually oh, no, oh listen man
You played 24 games of rocket league and you gel my discovered how to use your boost
Yeah, well, she said you have the foundation show us something well this game's not over. Oh, it's been over. Let's just you guys
You guys are some ass, though.
Oh, man.
Like, you guys are so cocky, you can't even do anything.
Oh, and everybody was fucking.
We can come back.
We can dead ass come back.
We can come back.
Come on, bro.
We can come back.
Like, we're too much fighting.
We're fighting too much.
All right, Los, Los, Los, Los.
I'm going to watch you this time.
Go, go do something.
Nice.
Nice, Los, hit it.
Nice.
Come on, Los, you're so good.
You could do this, man.
I can't even remember the last time I've lost 5-0, man.
This is like a humiliation ritual.
Loast, you rammed into my car.
Loast, you rammed into my car again.
Yo, Loast, what the fuck?
Loast, I have a question.
You know your triangle on your PlayStation controller?
Yeah.
Have you clicked that?
Because that's how you get the box.
It's just for fun.
Oh my god!
Oh god!
Oh, I'm gone for fun.
We gotta go again.
We gotta go again, bro.
It's not learning.
We gotta go again.
Loast.
All right, two important controls.
Did he leave?
Loast, he left.
You just left a fucking right
You're gonna get a band man. Oh my god now. We have to sit and wait. Are you a fucking dumbass?
How did I just get the Jinxie ball right? How was that?
Fuck was that?
Loose yeah, yeah, no, please but I'm up the moon warm up, but that's what we do right? Yo, we love
We what we love six to do?
What did you do? Let's talk about it
Well, so now I know the controls because you guys were gatekeeper the controls. So now I'm not keeping the controls
You play 25 games now. This is your closer 25th game
25th game loose and you don't know how to use the controls
First of all, I have I have nieces nephews my brothers people go on this shit man
I don't think it was even me played them. I might have played six maybe
Bro, but those you should know how to boost in the first. I don't even know three minutes, bro
maybe the first five seconds.
Two most important controls.
Try and go on your controller is ball cam.
Your circle on your controller is how you boost.
You need to run into those pads so you can boost.
Your car goes faster.
A is how you jump.
Double tapping A while pressing your left stick forward
is how you front flip.
You did not do any of those moves in four minutes.
Okay, so let me ask you guys something.
So if you guys are so fucking good, why the fuck?
Did we lose six nothing and you didn't score a fucking goal?
You need a shot at the goal!
You had like 15 points scored.
42!
You understand?
You understand like a fucking like a mask, I get 15 points.
You know that right?
Like anyone in the chart...
No, no, you're on dick.
You're actually on dick.
Holy shit.
Nitron, wait that's it.
That's it.
What?
Wait, are we playing ranked?
Is this ranked?
Yeah, this is a gold lobby, yeah.
I hit it.
No, you gotta defend it.
Got it out.
Yo, if you want me to stay back, I'll just stay back.
Oh no, yeah.
Get in that, please, Christ.
No, you need it.
Oh, nice touch loose.
Oh, mom.
Wait, this guy knows how to aerial?
Los, hit aerial.
Nice aerial.
No, it's not close, Los.
We loaded into the game and the guy typed,
Chonko, so I'm pretty sure these guys are sniping.
Los, you just hit it towards our net again, bro.
We just want to talk it about.
Los, you're going to be so fucking good.
I've been watching a lot of World Cup, you know,
when they hit it back.
Holy that's what I was talking about!
Come on bros!
Stop kidding me backwards, Los!
Tell me that Los doesn't have his camera on Navel, like the camera thing.
Los, you're not using ball cam?
What is that? Tell me how, what?
I explained it three times.
The Triangle controller is ball cam.
You need to have ball cam on, or we're never going to get off this fucking game, bro. Please!
That should be the easiest game by the way. I suppose you didn't know that.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's like I'm playing with like little kids, bro
We lost this game
Hit it to the other direction away from orange come on, bro. Jesus
Finish it
I got it. I got it. No, come on
That's on me Ron you gotta say that please. Thank you. We can win this guy. We can actually this is please
You told me to put the ball cam on now I'm going after it and you're told me not to
Daddy's home, don't worry
Daddy's home most alright. I didn't want to have to break these out so early. I'm breaking them out
You already getting the gloves you're already
I think you saved the gloves for fortnight, yes
We're gonna need to save them maybe for apex. No, no, no, that's a that's a four night
So those out of these four games, which one are you highest skill in for nine apex legends fall guys are rockin me dude for tonight
I just thought about like real talk is it even possible for us to win a fall guys game like I'm not even kidding
No, this is what I was trying to tell this why I wanted to start early and then low sad 5 p.m
Is early for him wait so they're like rio's or how does it work? I mean that's not that is that's not so bro
You can play squads like the thing is they're just gonna be more stream slivers because it's way easier to snipe in squads
You can get groups of little degenerates. What's why I wanted to start while kids were in school, bro
Oh, yeah, but no, hold on. Wait. Oh, no. Oh, no. If we do if we do squads on that, right?
Does that mean that it's done or one can survive to the end? I don't know. In fall guys, squads,
as long as one of you guys survives, you make it to the next second. Oh, no. Oh, no. Yes. Yes.
We're gonna be here forever
No, we're not on the kickoff the first row sit in that you have to sit in that you have to stand in that
For this guy back. Oh, it's nice
That was actually good your table and then
That was good though, come on no
Most remember just guard the net guard the net
My god, we actually it's over. We might never
Also by the way, we did this in the heart of summer break apparently which I just found out wait
So summer started for everybody, you know
Yeah, this is gonna be the worst string slapping of all time like I we should have did this in like the mid-school year, bro
I'd like to
You guys should be
You just buffed me, you idiot!
I got 26.
Los, literally just drop your controller and we'll win. I'm out of his giddy.
You rammed him to my floor with some of my alignment.
Los, don't listen to him. You see Jix's name? Just stay on him, bro. Stay on him the whole time.
Los, defend the net. Why are you AFK?
Los, why are you AFK? Please God tell me.
Hold on.
Did you leave the net?
Los, you left the net.
We got a forfeit, bro.
They're telling us you told me to drop my controller. I did now you want me to not yo, bro
Can you just tell me what you want, bro? Okay? Okay? Loose Loose is what you're gonna do
You're gonna press wait a controller you're PS5 or Xbox
I'm on PS4. Okay. Okay. Click the top button so you could see the ball. Are you on ball camera now?
Yes, okay. Yeah, let's chase the ball bro be alone. I don't give a fuck anymore. Just chase the ball
Why are you not using poop?
Oh my god, just watch him!
Just watch how he just, just look what he just fucking did!
He jumps over the fucking ball!
Wait, I'm not, wait, you're saying I'm not on it?
You're not on it, how?
You have to keep doing it.
I'm trying!
Oh, when I said to drop your controller, did you literally drop your controller on the floor?
Yes, you did, bro!
You literally dropped it on the floor.
But we're just getting boxed we're actually get there not gold. It's a little lie. They're not gold
Hey, buddy, whoever this is the same side for us. You got no life, bro. I don't know girls. I don't have nothing
Thus you told them bro
Los I just want to be clear when I say this
I've never in my life seen a human being put up a total of 50 points in two games of Rocket League
Like I'm not even kidding if you went AFK you'd get more points because the ball
But accidentally rolled into net and you get saved score. Let's go up. Let's go up
Los you know you should do you should um, you should do a hardcore Minecraft marathon
Sit you know, I already already beat that shit. Are you being hard for my crap?
Oh my god, these guys just know how to fuck our asses, bro
Oh my god.
Come on, Jinx.
No.
I'm telling you, these guys are not gold.
Yeah, I know.
We're going to end up.
I didn't think this would be this hard, bro.
I had a feeling every game was going to be like this.
Well, we don't have to play ranked, right?
All right.
Can we, like, cancel this one?
Can we FF?
Yeah, is 9 to 1 even possible?
Like, I don't even know if it's possible.
Whether it's in your fucking face!
Well, like, is this a stack line?
This can actually happen.
Hey, let us score 10.
Jinx, see, I'm D1.
Yo, bro, go fuck yourself.
I don't care.
Let us score 10.
Dude, you literally go fuck yourself.
Who are these guys, bro?
These are freaks, bro.
Out of that?
I am a bad guy.
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
Hold on.
But like, these are things I can't tell if it's a Smurf
or if it's Losus ramming into my car every second
and then running away from it.
Obviously not me, bro.
They have 10.
Oh, one in 10 Ben.
I haven't heard this one in a long time.
Evil rocket leak.
Los, you are fucking bogey.
Where are you?
Los, where the hell are like,
it's like I'm babysitting, where is your car?
Let's see what he's like.
What is that?
No, no, what is that?
No, no, run!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Get out of the play around.
Listen, listen, listen,
you're, Jixi, I need you to babysit, Los, okay?
And then Fortnite all babysit him, bro.
Please, tell him what to do.
Look at him buddy.
But he keeps jumping over the ball on the kickoff.
Rose, vote to Forbid.
Please, God.
Dude, I'm sitting here at this point, it's like...
Rose, vote to Forbid.
You're getting shit on and I'm getting...
Oh, wow.
Good luck.
I'll get my cannibals, bro.
Rose, vote on Forbid.
Please, stop talking.
I'm talking.
Vote to Forbid.
Rose, I want to explain one thing to you, man.
When we do the kickoff, you do this thing where you jump over the ball and completely
take yourself out of the way.
It's impossible if the ball keeps landing in our net. I'm not even kidding like genuinely serious
Run I've never seen 13 to 1 before I'm not even kidding
Camp I've never even seen this runs. I gotta cancel just like every type of plan this week
What are you doing?
Yo Los, how do you manage?
We have to play ranked third to the mickey, Ron. We have to win ranked third to the mickey.
No, no, no. God, no. God, no.
But these guys are doing weird shit.
No, no, no. God, no. You want me to play another ranked game?
Can we maybe hide screen or?
Los, what the fuck is hiding screen gonna do?
There's everybody in the world trying to make sure that we don't leave this fucking game.
If you think it's bad now, wait till we go to Fortnite.
Yo, I've played Rocket League for about a year now. I've never seen 13 to 1 bro. Like I'm gonna
Let's just fucking go again you up again, man. Fuck this shit
Here's the bright side every time we lose we keep going in lower lobby
So eventually by just the law of fucking gravity. We're gonna be so well already thinking like this
That's how you know it's over bro. That's actually how you know it's over bro, but most here's the thing man
You keep jumping over the ball most judge it like it's also like I told you point your left stick forward in double tap a
We need you to flip you keep
When the hell did those can't jump yo guys yo, where did you tell me bro?
how to flip ever hold your hand the whole time like no truck is we can do
this you're like oh I told you double time you didn't tell me shit
you just let me know what to do what do you know to do hold or tea that's all I
know is hold down food yeah and jump oh nice hit that's actually good head I'm
gonna sit in that the whole game hello yeah I need to go off I need to go off
Yes, me and Lois play with me, play with me.
Lois, play up with me, Lois.
Because we have to basically 2v4 in a goal, Bobby.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, I was in my first aerial wing game.
Oh, I'm going to use my H to jump over the ball.
Yo, this is nice.
We're playing in Paris.
This is fire.
Bro, oh my god, bro.
Focus on the game, man, please.
Oh, I got it.
Lois, I got it.
Lois, are you out of gas?
Like, why aren't you moving?
Dude, look at the Eiffel Tower.
Hold on, bro.
I'm literally going to tie my ass off.
Stop looking at the ass!
Look!
Look! Stop looking at the fucking type of power!
We just saw 13 to 1 dude!
Los, oh my god, you got out of the net.
I need to set a net, yeah, I need to set a net.
Los, Los, hit the ball, Los, I'm gonna...
Ron, you just stay on offense, I'm gonna set a net.
Yeah, I'm gonna squat, I got it.
Bang, that's it.
Los, just try to hit their car or something, bro.
Los, hit the fucking ball, fuck the car, fuck all this impossible shit.
Hit the fucking ball!
Oh my god!
I got it!
Los, what the fuck!
How did you call me?
You called me a hittie!
Please God! I don't want to be here all night!
Alright, I'm gonna hit. Okay, okay, okay.
Got it, got it, got it, got it.
This is your fucking idea!
Oh my God.
I promise to take 15 minutes!
What the fuck just happened? What am I inspecting?
Dude!
Ron just exploded!
Yeah, because I got fucking hit.
Rose, legitimate question. Do you look where you're going?
You keep ramming into everybody's cars, man.
Look where you're going you keep bumping me run. I'm sitting in that so I need
I need you to score wait wait I got it. I got it. I got I got I got I got it
Well stop hitting the ball towards our net you fucking burger
Shit hit the other way you try yo you have a fucking glitch where you just miss it every time, bro
Wait till it gets close and then flip.
Loose, wait till it gets close and flip.
Loose!
Look out, bro.
Pass back, bro.
Pass back.
I mean, bro, I just thought he would try to hit it.
Look at that!
Oh, this is never gonna end!
Loose, did you just hit it?
Loose, you motherfucker!
Oh, my God!
You're back!
You're back!
You're back!
You only made contact with the ball when it's in front of our net.
This has to be a joke.
I'm mad at getting this has to be a fucking pig
100% accuracy when you're aiming back
How do you have six score?
It's been two minutes.
Where are you hitting the ball, bro?
Ron.
Alright.
Ron, can you play defense?
I'm going to try to score.
Yes.
Yeah, bro.
I'm going to...
Ron, sitting that.
Loser's incapable.
Ron, we have to do V4.
What the fuck?
I bet.
Run, Pat.
Pat.
I bet.
Oh my God.
Yes, Ron.
Yes, Ron.
Yes, Ron.
Click it, Ron.
Click it.
There it is.
There it is.
I
He's like a character!
Stop hitting the bullet!
Oh my god, I gotta hit him for one second.
Ron, I'm not even kidding.
You leave the net and take him.
Stop hitting!
You greasy bastard!
You greasy bastard!
He's actually dead.
He's actually dead.
Stop hitting it!
I don't need it!
Wait a minute Ron, I need to build up that snap, I need to build up that snap.
I swear to God, bro, I swear to God.
Yo, I don't want to be here for 18 hours on Rocket League.
Why are you only accurate when you're hitting Impact?
Why?
What's that?
Holy shit, man.
You ever see the videos of when they give the disabled kid the basketball they let shoot?
Like, bro, why are you yelling at that kid?
You're not disabled, you're just a beast.
Lock in bro, please Lose.
Get out, do something.
Wait.
I don't think you should ever try.
What is he doing?
Lose, it looks like you have a low gravity on.
How are you just flying everywhere?
I'm dead ass.
You you miss the ball every time bro. I've never seen anything like this
You are only accurate when you're own golden
We need two goals in ten seconds, it's doable
Go JX go JX go JX go JX it's over. It's over hit it wrong. Oh my god. Oh, my god
That was good pass though. That was actually
Wait
You know what we didn't get fucked up. Yeah
that's not a fuck up
lose um
When you told me that you played 24 games of Rocket League and never scored at first
I thought it was like a Frank or like a skit or something dude
I've never in my life seen someone more inaccurate when it comes to hitting a ball
Like you are only accurate when you're on going is it right?
What goes through your head when you see the ball like what is your immediate reaction?
The guys when I was like, yeah, bro, this would sound like a fun stream to do I didn't agree to sit here
Get berated and fucking made a mockery of for fucking 19 hours straight
Okay, if you guys apparently know how to play the game out of cool. We get it. We understood it for the past hour
Okay, now instead of you go go do look at me flying through the sky
How about you go? Hey Los go over here yo yo hit it this you're literally screaming things that is
Am I supposed to do when there's dudes coming you're winning 13 and nothing
I'm gonna be your caretaker this game. Okay. I'm gonna guide you do the whole game
I'm gonna tell you exactly what to do and just play off everything. Okay, okay?
You're gonna score and you're gonna you're gonna check this game. Okay. I have an idea. I have an idea to spice this up
Okay, go ahead. Let me do this. Let me do I want to do this for you guys
Um I
Want to send something to your crib just send me an address. I'm gonna send something what don't ask a question
You're gonna get it while on the street. What yo, I'm not your man. I'm not giving you my address
Just just you send me your address. Okay, I'm a lot of
Los if I give you my address and you give me yours
Can we both do it ask each other something and we whatever it is we have to eat it no matter what?
We can we oh we can all get each other something else
Yo, Los, so what am I chat wanted?
Someone in my chat wanted to ask you about auto zone. What are they talking about auto zone?
There's these muckbangs that autos on off stream. Yeah, the mug. Yeah, have you have you even auto zone shitter?
Rose, is he dead ass sure that you sat on your hamster?
Like, I'm not even trying to be funny. Like, no stream shit.
Like, I was gonna ask you that off stream, I forgot.
Oh, you forgot? You forgot to ask me? Yeah.
You know what, man? You know what?
You guys got it, bro. You guys got it, man.
So, Rose, like I said, Ron, they're fucking blueberry, raspberry, slurpee, you fuck.
You sat on your hamster and killed them.
You're a sick fucking man, bro.
So, Rose, let me get this straight.
You do mukbangs at AutoZone. There's food at AutoZone.
Not at AutoZone.
Oh, hold on, hold on. Fuck the AutoZone for one second.
Just please stop jumping over the ball.
You're actually just lost.
Like, bro, just listen.
Just listen, Lose Ready.
You're gonna go towards the ball,
and then when you're ready, you double jump.
Like this, look. See how I just hit it?
Yeah, let's go.
So, Mose, what do you mean not at AutoZone?
Is there an or- like, is there DoorBash for it?
Yo!
No!
What the fuck?
What, Los, what do you order from AutoZone?
Like I'm legitimately curious.
Um, I mean, depends on what I'm gonna move for, like...
What is there to buy at AutoZone?
Practical beer cheese, you can do the sushi.
Sushi at AutoZone?
Are you kidding me, bro?
The shit at Bora?
Bro, you're close, you're disgusting.
Sushi at AutoZone? That sounds just...
Look, that's absolutely rancid if you want me to be honest.
I'm not like a chili guy, like I don't like chili, but if you don't like chili, then you like...
AutoZone Sushi.
Yes, dude.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
This spicy tuna? This spicy tuna with crispy rice?
So, Los, you have ordered sushi from AutoZone.
Like yo, bro. I love how much money does it say your dash pass saves you every month? Oh
We already I already reviewed that when I did my um
How much is it and how much is it my door dash wrapped at the end of the year?
No, when we did that it showed no
It's like it shows your overall like your favorite restaurants that you went to
to order from um there is a door dash wrap you know like Spotify wrapped and you tweet
out your your yeah okay so what was your favorite what was your favorite um meal oh favorite
meal I think was chips and queso from Chili's um oh that was possible so unlucky okay and
How much money did you save on your dash pass?
49,000 dollars
Are you the top fucking customer?
You're gonna get a fucking black in the mail saying you're a top spender, bro. What the fuck?
Like I don't just get food it's like oh shit I need toothpaste.
No Jack, that's not $50,000 on DoorDash. That's $50,000 saved.
So that means you'd have to price spend roughly like $150,000 to $200,000 probably.
Los, Los. Is that $49,000 saved in your lifetime or the last year?
No that's this year so far.
We're fucking, we're six months into the year, Los!
How much money do you spend on fucking DoorDash?
So, Los, you spent around $150,000 on DoorDash in an eight month period.
Oh my god, that's a good pass.
Hit it, hit it, hit it!
No, that was actually a good pass.
That was actually a good pass.
Fuck, man.
Will this ever end?
No, no, it's not.
Go, go, go.
Nice hit loss so
I'm setting you guys up. It's I'm doing the math right now. I'm doing the math. Oh my god. I got it
I'm doing the math right now
If you spent if you save $50,000 roughly that's like that means you probably spent like I don't know like a hundred and sixty thousand
In the span of six months
So you spend about
Borderline $17,000 minimum, a month just on Dornash.
Am I hearing that correctly?
That sounds low.
That sounds low.
Are you a fucking burger?
Come on, bro.
I'm not.
What, is it $600 a day?
Hey, what are you doing?
You were ordering your meals on there.
Hey, wait, wait.
I'm not the one.
Wait, how much is that a day?
It's like $600 a day.
And that doesn't include, like, dinners that you go out
to like snacks.
You just let me score.
I want to get off this game.
I don't even score that.
Like, do you just, like, scroll DoorDash like it's TikTok,
bro?
Like, I'm confused.
Like, do you just go?
Didn't I tell you before you played like DoorDash?
Loads, Loads, what is your battery usage on DoorDash
in the last month?
We lost, bro.
This is never ending.
This is actually never ending.
Um, yeah.
Let alone apex let them drop it. He's gonna take it out. You do doom scroll
Wait, why is my entire chat on twitch saying you broke rule one?
Of course, those you were in rule one and you broke it
What is rule one mean if you're stuck to another car you don't move that's like one of the worst things you could do
Fuck your rule oh shit no no no, bro. You're literally gonna get a farm on Twitter
Yeah, yeah, I want the Rocket League community to come after me.
Fuck you.
Heh heh.
Yeah, bro, 26 games, no goals.
I thought it was like a joke or like a bit,
but now that I've watched the gameplay,
it's I 100% believe you never score.
Yo, you guys are not scoring!
Like, what are we talking about?
You're not doing shit!
Yeah, because I'm trying to factor in the game.
Why the heck, like, I'm the ass one!
You're not doing anything!
I bet you said you played it for a year?
You suck!
Don't score, don't do it.
Fuck him, I hear it!
you know what you're right bro you're actually right let's do it again and
this time let's let's walk in bro you're right yo you're an identity
yo I've heard a hate pop yo that's insane yo can someone just give us a
win like the stream fiber we all are out there now that's what make you bro
no no no we can't we can't take a free win
Los how do you feel about the Knicks winning bro?
Dude, I bro like my dad's like a lifelong Knicks fan, so he was
Bro, he grabbed me. There's a video of it when they won
Bro, he put me like in a chokehold. I couldn't breathe bro. I almost passed out wait. I'm getting told you you're he's fed
Well, no the thing is was the key fan, but Tyler Harrow didn't claim him. This was like two three years ago
I
You love referencing this thank you literally that is was a random
Fuck
Who are you guys go for like in the World Cup? I got nothing. Oh, I don't really give you a change
I know for Ron like I know India that knocked out
I think that's fun. If you jinx here you you're like
Can you even run a mile like genuinely serious?
I'll pay you how much money do you need to start your stream and just say
No, can you run a mile seriously seriously, can you run a mile?
Can I can't what did you say? Can you run a mile?
I don't know what I think like I understand like oh, yeah
Played varsity high school basketball. You never played a sport in your life
Bro for night you got shit on it quit. I know the story, bro
I won a championship and retired. I went out the goat status, bro
You got shit on and then you quit
Most the thing is you can't say you played varsity basketball if you were a fifth quarter point guard
It's not how that works, bro, it's quarter. Yo, that's the book. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, bro. You played this quarter, bro
Like there's not even we've got to go
Oh, man, I should be a dog today. Let's hit that nice loose. Good hit. It's learning
Go
No, but those touch on what you were saying for the World Cup
I'm rooting for USA and then after we lose probably Argentina man. Yeah, that's Spain game today. It was actually like pretty ass
I'm not gonna lie. I like watch the game
Yes, isn't spain like like people saying they're overrated the main game. That's a day. Yeah after today
It's kind of crazy zero zero be honest anyone who bought tickets there five tight
Wait, go
Come on, I have this feel this cuz you would have saved it like I would he would have saved it. I'm sorry
Saying it was a good game. I didn't watch the game. It was zero zero. I mean, it was like a bad
It was a good guy
And I cannot be here any longer to defend the bed. We actually might be off the game already
Come on. I have shit to do later tonight like please god
No, no, nobody cares that you're you're shark fishing bro. Come on. Yeah
Yeah
Wow, okay, that's just by the way that's my sister
Defense guys full on defense. Okay
Actually
I'm in the nice one, look up in that, in that.
Oh no, stay in the back, yeah stay back, stay back.
I got it, I got it.
Los, stay back in that, stay back in that, okay?
Los, you're going to be a man of all noir, Los, prime man of all noir right now.
Why do you want me in the back? I mean I'll do it, but why in the back of the net?
To defend, defend. Like in the, in the line of the net, like in the line, like not all the way in the back.
Go to where the get out of the back of the neck go up to the line Jesus, bro
Loose you have to say that
Are you
Run go to the ball. I'm going in there. All right
Oh my god, I can't wait
I'm thinking it
I'm just gonna be full-on defense most get the fuck away from me if you ran into my car it's got if my witness
I'm getting off
Can you hit the ball?
I'm sitting down, I'm sitting down.
Nice, good job.
I got it, I got it.
Good times, folks.
Ron, just keep them over there.
Keep them over there, Ron, please.
We cannot concede.
Oh, no, I fucked up.
Oh, you're good.
Oh, you're good.
Oh, you're good.
Slow score this, slow score this, slow score this.
Hit it, slow score this.
Hit it, slow score this.
One more goal ends the game.
Oh, hit it, slow score this.
Oh, hit it, slow score this.
Hit it, slow score this.
How is it physically humanly possible to miss this many times?
like genuine side down sketch out about me I got it got it nice run guys please
focus no I got fucking demoed no not like that I gotta go run I'm gonna say
defense just keep them up there one those guys try to keep them up there
please getting going up there back and back and back and back
No, she touched me!
I didn't touch you!
God fucking damn it, just win.
I'm in there, I'm in there!
Run! Just keep them there as much as you can, Ron!
I'm gonna just demo this guy, hold on.
I'm stealing their room.
Ron, I just need you to waste time!
ROOT! WHERE ARE YOU?!
Get out, Jakesy!
Nice! Good block! Oh, God, good block!
Good block, good block. That was actually good.
I thought Jakesy was in there, I wanted him to hit it.
Oh, yeah, most I'm in that I'm in that
This is like a joke this is that as a joke
I'm going for it.
I can't do this.
I'm going to be here for the rest of my life.
Get back in there!
Get back!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
That was a holy chance.
That was dad's holy chance.
I'm not even kidding.
I can't tell!
I can't tell if Jinx is trolling me at this point, bro.
No, he's trolling, bro.
He's trolling.
He's trolling, bro.
There's no way to get that.
Listen, all out offense, all out offense.
We need all out offense now.
No talking, we're walking.
Please just focus.
Oh so all of a sudden these guys are out of area, got it?
I got it, I got it.
Los, oh my God.
Los, you managed to do that.
I'm not even trying to be mean, Los.
I'm not even trying to be mean, but like, look at this, bro.
How do you flip over the ball?
Look at this, you did it two times.
Like, how, dude, just look at the ball.
Like, no troll, just listen to my voice those.
Listen, Luis, buddy.
Aim at the fucking ball.
Just aim at the ball.
Look, but you have this effect where, like,
I see your car, so I assume you're gonna hit the ball.
How did you get there?
How did you just get there?
Wait.
No.
Bro, he got stuck upside down.
We're never leaving, bro.
What, bro?
We were supposed to get off this game already, bro.
Huh?
Yeah, man, this was supposed to be the quickest one.
Like, this isn't even a joke anymore, man.
Oh, they're just scoring another goal on us.
What's gonna happen on Fall, guys?
Am I gonna get, like, strangled to death by the cap?
I'm starting to regret this challenge.
Like...
Dude.
Okay, guys, guys, can we just...
Can we... Hold on, can we...
Yeah, but this is gonna be longer than Minecraft.
Like, I'm not playing this game longer than a day, bro.
Most you, I want you to understand, I've never in my life seen a human being get stuck upside down in Rocket League.
Like, how did that even happen?
He ran out of gas.
How?
He did.
I split the corner and ran out of gas.
So I don't want to point fingers because I want us to stick together.
Jinxie, that was all your fault.
I didn't want to be that guy, but I was going to say the exact same thing.
So those you being belly up on the floor in rock and lead like stuff
Belly up two to one in a high pressure environment is my fault most that's my fault
Well, you're supposed to like juggle the ball and just get it to the net
The honesty that isn't like low so I helped us score man. Like I got us a goal. I got us to leave
I can't play defense and keep scoring when I went to keeper
We had no more offensive pressure. Is that am I right or wrong?
I like run I need you to play defense. No need me to play that's running into me
You but but the thing is JC you said that you had the goal true
He did say that he did say it looks like that and then you left the goal. He's yeah, you're winning
All right, you guys are right. You guys are right. I see you're supposed to be what rank on this game
Show us why you're that rank
Run why don't you get gold cuz JC say he's better on offense
or whatever you're saying, and I'll kind of play in the middle.
Somebody type, Los is greasy.
Oh, that's what we're reading. Okay, that's fine.
Los, you said to play in the middle and you're sitting in the net.
Alright, I'm going to be a part of every play.
I'm just going to be full on offense.
Ron, I need you to play defense. Hardcore.
Easy, I'm right here.
Los is going to miss the balls.
Yep, see, okay.
So what I'm going to start doing is I'm going to act like his card doesn't exist
Because before, I would assume he's gonna hit it, and then I would fuck me up, or fuck me up.
For some reason, Lose is scared of hitting the ball.
He will actually amaze me. You deadass amaze me.
Why do I see yeet in my chat saying, do you need my number? Is that the real yeet?
Can I get it in your chat right now?
Is that a real yeet? Why does it say yeet? That's exactly how you spell it.
Belly
Close up a neck
What's up reading your bucket that really eats in my checking Tonka's here the fuck
Wait, that's actually like you know, I didn't score. See okay. That's got
Guys guys, this is what we need to do. I'm gonna play full-on offense, but that means the net gonna be wide open
Oh, I need you to play D bro, please
guys we can do this man seriously we can do this shit is that him that Noah
Smith run I highly fucking doubt he is watching a rocket league stream right
now he's probably like on a yacht or something questioning them like oh my
god questioning what loads questioning what questioning motion bro we've
Los what are you talking about bro? Los Polos?
I'm just sitting in the net for almost a score, bro. I'm coming out of that. I'm coming. I got I got I got
Oh, please
We're winning broke. I have a useless fucking teammate. Please just sit in that run
My god, he don't I skit shot. I got it
Oh
Bro, I told you I just gotta play offense guys. I told you
Most bro you could have scored that but jinks he just wanted to hog
Well, no doesn't have boost because he doesn't understand the boost pad system. I really generally it's generally impossible now
We're up to to lose this run steady in that or I'm gonna literally kill myself. I'm here. I'm sitting
Please I need to rely on you
Lose legitimately man, and like I'm not even trying to be that guy. What the fuck have you done this game?
I'm not even trolling. What have you done Lose? I'm like hitting cars
That's actually true. That'd be Lose probably the hardest advantage
Oh, we won, we won. Alright, that's a hatchery. We're done. We're done.
There we go! That's one game down. We blow this fucking lead! I'm done!
I'm just saying, don't load this shit!
Loading this shit!
You might as well call JC, Jaren Fox, bro.
Loads, what do you mean, we?
You have a score of four!
I'm coming out of the net, I'm coming in, bro.
I gotta do something.
No, oh my god, please god.
Bro.
No, no, no, no.
This is the only reason why the system has loads.
We're up three.
We're up three.
Bro!
No, no, no, no, like bro, please, just sit in that.
These guys are burgers, this guy has six score.
His name's Bacon.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it runs actually not in that. All right. I'm gonna go to that
I just said
Nice
Row up close open that open that it is most hit it hit it. Oh, yeah, I knew this was a bad fucking idea
Run, I need you to stay keeper man, please. I bet I
Got this we got to get one game down, please. Oh, no, I got demo. Oh, no
I'm gonna kill myself. I'm gonna I'm gonna kill myself. I'm gonna kill myself.
We're good. We're good. We're good. Let's go back to where we're going.
Bro, stay in golden. Please. I cannot do this. Bro, please just stay in net. We're gonna blow it.
Bro, please. I'm begging you, man. I'm begging.
I get it. I get it. I'm gonna hit it first and then I'm gonna go to the net because I'm on the left.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
I missed.
I got it, I got it.
Loads, you're not even near them.
Oh man!
I'm staying middle.
Staying middle.
What is that?
It's not a strap!
It's not a strap!
Oh my gosh!
Open goal!
No score!
No score!
No score!
I have no blues, man.
No way!
No blues!
Just...
Ron, hold on defense!
I hit him, I hit him.
Come on.
Oh shit, I almost scored.
Hit him again.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I love you Ron, I love you.
I love you, good job.
It's a quiet game on the pitch.
Nice, we won.
GG's.
That's the effect of like faking people.
We did not win yet.
We did not win, trust me.
We did not win, Ron.
Stop early celebrating.
Right now we want now we want a pinch ball now we want now we want
Now you want nice, but what game do we play?
Fall guys fall guys. Oh brother. Well guys then for night. We got this guy's come on
But we knew that I'm not gonna ask you this game took longer than I expected
This was supposed to be the easy one
Yeah, how long we are going to pour an hour. Oh
No
I think you guys are over hyphen for tonight
like this skill so close we're playing a game of right you know that right wait
round we have to win in wait right wait run wait we're doing right in every
moment are you down I thought we were just doing pubs we're doing right this
while we're playing right in the granks we're doing ranked in every day
nice bro we're doing rock in the right because I'm platinum run you're like
probably unreal in Fortnite how the fuck is that gonna work you have to go
real you're not going to pretend see what we can do right but I'm not gonna
play some unreal psycho bro so you want to play just so I'm understanding you
want to play fortnight where there's actual bots in the game so we can have
a lamycki ass win got it but this is a fucking challenge well what do I look
like when it has bots wait what do you mean like wait wait wait hold on in a
regular trio game with bots yep yeah pretty sure wait okay listen hey that's not our fault
that's not our fault like what if we did that and if it was lamiki like if it was mad easy then
we do right well no because once we come in we have to come on what rank are you that's the thing
what rank are you i'm only one rank under the best rank oh great great and you can use it so there's
gonna be some cracked out kid on adderall give on can you some bronze account or something that's
against the TLS terms of choice so no shut up bro dude unironically I'm the
go come on man what this one this turn you on I'm fine I'm gold I'm gold we're
good we're good we're good we're good oh you're cold that's perfect me on most
did that gold turn you on Jax you need a pre you promised us but I'm gonna I'm
gonna bring it back after every win that we get in this challenge you have to do
different a different ball right oh shit he's right like a new one yeah it's
gotta be exclusive though like no one's heard before like it's gotta be
so rare I'm yeah I'm gonna do that Lego Batman stream I swear all right we're
done the fucking first game finally well finally one game down rock and
I have a bad shot one man one game down guys. Good shit. Yo six those man. So do you want to get good news or bad news?
Okay, well I'll start I think we played Rocket League for a whole hour and ten minutes there and I was supposed to be the easiest game
Hey guys, both of you. I have something my great aunt Bertha is in the chat. She just had stopped cyber bullying
Louis
So I don't give a fuck
Wait, those
Great-a-birth they're close to streams. Yeah, JC. Yeah, I know run run run listen listen listen listen
And but you push your own grandmother down a flight of stairs so that you could rush down to get your own lasagna
You're a sick fuck bro
Great at birth, the great at birth, but please do not.
Mom, tell it, great at birth.
Hey, run.
I'm gonna make sure you don't qualified.
No, this is not all right, bro.
Los, were you paying homage to Tony Snell
with that fat line?
You literally did nothing.
You did nothing the whole game.
You just drove around.
You quite literally could have put your fucking phone down
and we would have been perfectly fine.
I would have been better because then I wouldn't assume
he's gonna hit the ball and then reposition my phone.
Actually, could somebody account on the time?
you know what then yo you guys
got it man have fun finish this
with duos oh brother oh come on
come on oh come on oh come on
Los will be like that right I'm
gonna vote up for guys bro
Los wait Los last dude come on
Los bro come on man oh you got
us Los you back hey man
oh no it's just you know it's up there bro wait look you sniped you snipped
booga he's up there a lot and you know it's one of those things where it's like
man I gotta like you know it's and then on top of you know I mean so it's like
everything combined with who are you talking to bro who are you fucking
talking to you know those did you kill booga with a sniper rifle back in the
day. And that's what I mean. So yeah, I did. I killed Booga. Um, and which, you know, it's
kind of one of those things where it's like, okay, who could say they score on LeBron or
who could say they, you know, uh, hit a baseball off Otani or you know what I mean? So I did
dad you get what I'm saying
Yeah, I'm playing full guys in forever how hard is this game
Like dead ass yellow skin you die already
That's not funny, bro. I got a chill not funny losses somewhat human too, bro. Come on
So I'm not a human
I mean like somewhat
Spies please put on your phone guys.
Um, you know what?
Yo Ron, no, let me order your door dash real.
I'm gonna get you something good.
Alright man, I'm gonna give you my address.
I'm gonna send you right now.
But don't, are you gonna send food or no?
Yeah.
Okay man.
Wait, let me send you something too.
Give me your address.
I won't leak on God, I won't.
No, I don't even know if I can trust that bro. Let's delete it. I'm gonna
All right, I'm in full guys right now
This is the first gate code you have to put in the notes and then this is the second gate
All right, I'm back now. I'm gonna be honest, bro. This game is scaring me a little bit
this game. Why is your game code 69 69. It's just like you leech. I bet. No, no, no, you
want to leak. I can leech it. What? It's just right. Um, you might lose. You may invite
Luis. I got it. Yeah, invite Luis. Yo, Los. Hey, man, I'm going to need you to focus
here because a 14 score in Rocket League, like I legitimately think my grandma could
have put those numbers up. So can somebody explain how rocket or not rocket fall guys
works? Like how does this work? Okay. Oh my God, you're level two. Okay. All right.
Let me explain. So basically, there is a set of challenges, right?
And Fall Guys, it's kind of like sort of a battle royale.
There's going to be, I think, 40 or 60 people. I think 40 people.
There's going to be 40 people, like 10 teams of three or four, right?
Or like 10 or 12 teams.
We have to beat obstacle courses to advance to the next round.
And the pool keeps getting smaller and smaller. Loads, you played, right?
Yeah. Yeah, Jaycee, let me ask you something, man. Do you think, like,
Do you think we're fucking brain dead? Like, who are you calling?
What the fuck did I just hear? I'm actually insulted that you even did that, to be honest.
Yo, Ron just asked me to do that, Tauks, and Ron's level 2.
What are you going to me to say, bro?
No, no, no, no.
How many LBs are you? I deadass.
Yeah.
Wait, what?
How many LBs are you?
Just curious.
Um...
If you guess it, I'll tell you wait seriously. Okay, I'm gonna get one
Three strikes you're out. Okay two times
You know what I'll be seeing you guys
Run
No, I think you're like two hundred and like twenty eight pounds
Now, hell no, no fucking way.
Loze, can we play over or under?
I'm not gonna, no, I'm not gonna help you like that, but I know I'm not 228, bro.
Are you 290?
Bro, but it depends on Loze's height.
Loze, how tall are you?
No, no, that's, that's, that's Ron's three guesses, now you've got three.
He's done.
Okay, run.
Wait, Ron, when you met Loze, was Loze taller or shorter than you?
Shorter, shorter.
Come, come on, bro.
Bro, bro, bro, bro, jigsie, jigsie.
Serious.
Ron invited by the way.
Yeah, he's just a fucking idiot and he doesn't know how to join.
Be realistic, be realistic.
Okay.
I'm gonna be completely honest.
Loose.
I actually think you're kind of skinny, Loose.
I'm not even trolling.
What the fuck is this plafoon of me?
All right.
Okay.
So, Loose, you swear to God you're taller than Ron?
You swear to God?
Oh, I am.
What do you mean?
Look at it.
There's videos and pictures.
What do you mean?
He's like he's like he's like well that would make you 5-4 then so I don't know what that's helping you or not
Okay, so what are you actually I'm 5-7
Okay, so I'm 5 9 and a half 5 10. Yeah Ron. By the way, do you say bluff me? Yeah
Okay, Los you're like 5 10
Yeah, I think it's Los is like horizontally taller than me
Like if you put a post for it.
Ron, Ron, listen, listen.
If you were like in good shape, I'd be like, alright, like, dude, you're disgraceful with your shirt off.
It's bad to look at.
Like that, like, are you proud of your body?
You're sitting here body shaming people when you look like that.
Like I said, don't get me the fucking blue rat starting slurping.
What's up, watching you do indoor skydiving?
How is it possible that you fell to the ground and a thing that shoots you up?
You're defying...
You're defying Oz right now! You're going straight to the ground!
Yeah, okay, so what are the odds that I defy?
Like, like, the wall, gravity? Or like, you just malfunction the machine?
Wait, Loz, Loz, you did indoor skydiving?
Sucked in the bottom of it.
Is it on YouTube?
It got sucked in the bottom.
The instructor was body slamming you, brother.
The instructor was trying to pull it up.
Pull it up, wait a second.
The instructor was trying to hold you up too heavy.
The body instructor body slammed me.
That's you.
Yeah, no, we want to be in both of the beginning.
You're too heavy, bro.
You broke the machine.
That was not possible.
Why was she slamming me like that?
Like, that's not cool.
Like, I know we're joking around with her.
That's really not cool.
It's not professional.
Bro, look, she wasn't trying to slam you.
She was laying down the entire system.
She was the only one who was the only one.
No, Louise, can you join the game?
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Can you join the game?
Why does it take an hour to get in?
Well, no, what's your name?
Are you 5'1", 170?
Yes.
Oh, who, I was like, who is it?
I'm going to say I'm going to say nerds gummy posters is a hot take I'm a fan of warheads
real talk.
Oh man.
Yeah.
No, it's sour.
I like it.
I like it.
Bro.
I'm eating this German candy right now. It's called
Hitch's sourdough that actually seems bristle UFOs
Actually, I actually have some protein chocolate to my like any minute. I'm gonna go grab that
Protein chocolate bro. Just no, there's a good chocolate bar. That's like zero sugar. I don't know if you guys have seen this
Hey, look, that doesn't exist as zero sugar chocolate bar. Say you swear to God that exists
Tiktok bro, it's like a yellow packaging. Yo, is anyone here from Ireland, bro?
I got this like snack from Oopsy's like what is this, bro? I don't know what this is. This was from Ireland
I'm not even trolling. This is the best candy. I've ever been sent like I'm not getting what I say this
Bro, this is Germany has the best candy. I've ever had in my life, bro
What the fuck is this?
Oh, hey guys, you guys like Quizlers or no, you guys do this already up button, right?
Wait, he says it's 500 calories.
Wait, on God, is this alcohol?
Wait, look, I have another question.
No, I have an important question I want to ask you for like a year.
It tastes like alcohol, no true.
On God, this tastes like alcohol.
Is there alcohol in this?
No true, it tastes like alcohol.
Oh, it's only 32.
Los I have a question Los
Did you end up actually getting doughnut fries in that old clip or what's that guy lying the clip from like six years ago
Wait, this tastes like beer
I'm sorry. Go ahead. You get doughnut fries loves. Um, no that was that was Jake my brother and no I didn't get doughnut fries
So he was trolling you swear to God. You never got doughnut fries. No, I didn't know what that is
I think Jake ate them and he made a joke and then
So you've never in your entire life had doughnut fries from Duncan
Just run and jump guys, it's two controls
Ron it auto fills
Wait Jack, can I turn off auto filler? I can right? I can
Yo, I'm confused. Does anyone know what Guinness mini-caramels are? Is this a beer or fucking
chocolate? This tastes like alcohol.
Bro, Ron, just eat protein or something, bro. You're always eating some bullshit.
Just eat protein, bro.
Ron, like chicken and rice, dawg. Like yo, yo, yo, bro.
I don't like the taste of chicken and rice, bro. It's too bland.
Chicken and rice is unhealthy.
Thank you, bro.
How the fuck is that unhealthy, Lopes?
How the fuck is chicken and rice unhealthy?
How?
It's unhealthy for you.
Kenny's not wrong.
Woo hoo hoo!
All right, let me qualify.
Loose, just cross the finish line.
Loose, you're a fuck.
Loose!
Loose, just cross the finish line.
Loose, you need a course or we're not going to win?
Loose, you need to cross.
Go up, go up!
Hold on, hold on, Loose, you need to cross
or we're not going to...
Loose, go up the ramp!
Go up the ramp or we're not going to qualify.
Quick, quick, quick!
Quick, Luz!
Quick, Luz!
Quick!
Nice.
Nice.
You're actually going...
You're actually going, Luz.
Whoa, these guys are stout.
Yo, you guys are weird as fuck.
The game's not going to be full time.
Luz, I'm not kidding when I say this.
This game has more stream snipers than any game of all time.
Bro, this shit's...
We might be here for 8 hours.
No, no, we're gonna...
qualify this is easy no we're good bro this is like I feel like we're gonna win
this one how about the thing is to win you have to be the last team standing oh
yeah count the fruit okay most don't get scared of the fruit bro this is easy
this is way too easy well all right we got this lock in but most do you know
what like any look like or no no jc jc man man you're
What's your favorite fruit? Get ass.
Uh, grapes?
You're sick of that, bro.
Alright, we got one banana, one grape, two banana, one grape.
Two banana, one grape.
I can't do anything. I can't do anything. I can't do anything.
Two banana, one grape. Two banana, one grape.
Wait, I'm out. I can't eliminate it.
How are you out already?
I don't know.
Wait, what is this? What is this? What is this?
You got eliminated before it started. Are you serious, man?
Like people died to a banana
Ron I think we should automatically jump off because you have a teammate
Two straw buddies, one green thing. Now two green things. That's four green things.
Ron no no no, we have to die. We have to die.
Ron we have to die. We have a random teammate. We have to die.
Why?
It's limicky. It's limicky. We have to die.
What?
Run jump off the ball. I'm not even joking
We have to leave bro. We can't we get we have a teammate right? It's not even fair. No, you just said we have to play with one
No, no, we can turn off bill. So we can turn off bill. No, let's go back to the lobby
Well, did you order me food or should I order food? I'm ordering you food right now. JC. Let me order you food
I'm gonna get a let me get a salad. Let's let me get a salad
I'll get you
wait chat how do I turn on Phil though what how oh we can't never mind I swear to
God this product contains 2% alcohol
wait nothing there's no alcohol here's going
I'm going to get you both the same shit how far is it well I'm going to see right now
wait so you actually serious want me to text you my address yeah I'm on those you make
Make sure that you give him the code or else they're not going to get in.
I put both the codes.
All right Los, I just texted you my address.
All right.
Why do I hear a SWAT helicopter outside of my house after I gave you my address Los?
What's going on here?
Los, I texted you my address.
Okay.
Los, Polos.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
I just drank out of a Red Bull can I say my address that I spit in yesterday
All right, look I texted I texted it
Just send me whatever
Okay, guys we can't turn off Phil's we have to win with a random. So you just made us leave
Bro, I got trolled. I got one guy somebody in my chat told me we could lose ready up
One second. I'll make it. Let me make this order and then we'll do it. Lois. Can you do me a favor?
Can you order me like 40 wings?
I mean, I'm not gonna say
please. Please. Please. Yes.
Can you order me something from
auto zone? I don't even know if
you can order anything from
auto zone. I think it's an
in person thing. No, it's
it's auto. Let me ask you guys
both. Do you like spice or no
spice? I love spice. I love
spice. I love spice. Okay, but
so whatever you're getting us
is a surprise. Yeah.
No, I'm not even gonna say you guys are gonna love it. I actually said you're on you actually said I actually sent him my address
Oh, no, I said my address. I did I did I'm excited for when this arrives. No, send me a check my door in like an hour
I'll just tell you what is there
No, send me your address. I must say you tell me tell
Wait, look, I'm gonna send you the code too. Can I send you the code? Yes. Yeah, send it. Okay, so bro
Just let me know what it is, bro
Yo, Fatso, can you hear me?
Yo, Fatso, I'm telling you to send me your address, bro!
Hold on.
Wait, no, you send me your address. I'll send you something too.
Send? Oh, I know what I'm sending him.
Shadow and God, I'm sending him a meat mountain. Three of them.
Come on, Los, send me it.
Dude, I don't need you to send a salad, bro.
I'm not sending you a salad, I'm not sending you something that you actually would eat, bro. Come on.
Bro, hurry up and ready up, bro. What are you, like, what's taking so long to order?
I'm sending you this order!
Dude, chill, bro. He's actually, he's slow, bro.
Do you guys, like, clam chowder or no?
No, I don't like clam chowder.
Dude, dude, what the fuck? No!
No, I'm gonna have to go to the toilet.
Bro, what are you gonna order, bro?
Bro, can you ready up?
Clam chowder, Jesus.
All right guys, we can't get off all guys till we get a win tighten up. Let's go
I'm tight. I'm ready to that one's on me. I did not know that if we couldn't like
He's setting up. No, no, don't send me. Do not send me chilies, bro. Oh, please. I am not in the mood to eat chilies
I'm not
No, I know what he's doing. He he's a chilies number one customer
They shot an order food to keep his reputation with chilies, bro. Yo, do not send me any chilies
I don't want that shit, bro.
Like, please.
The thing is, if you're going to order us food,
adjust to our bodies and portions.
Like, do you know what I'm saying?
Don't care what you get, don't care what you get.
Don't send me like 18 Domino's pizzas, bro.
All right?
I know that's the most, that could be the most,
I'm going to say this, Ron's ordering,
I only did it so far, it's $500.
What are you sending to my house?
Are you, like, what are you doing?
I actually didn't even know I was gonna do this!
Please don't do this!
No, dude, can you guys just trust me here?
Can you just trust me?
I'm lost right now, hold on now.
Bro, I'm getting grabbed, actually.
Wait, what?
Bro, I just get continuously grabbed, bro.
What am I supposed to...
They're saying Lose is sending us his...
I'm sending us his order bro, what do you eat bro?
Woohoo!
Alright I call him, I call him, I call him.
Oh, you are!
Are you not even trying to qualify?
Where are you?
RUN!
Why are you in spawn, Lowe's?
What the fuck?
I was doing your order, bro!
Bro, run Lowe's!
You have to run!
Lowe's, can you fucking run?
We're not gonna...
Did we make it?
Please tell me we made it.
we're not gonna do make it please tell me made it yes we're close you need to
run yo Jinx's mitochondria what are you typing bro close you have that you try
on the second phase please lose you actually are so talented bro I just
want to just want to see you succeed today man show us what you're a gamer
her bro. She left me on red for two whole weeks.
Hey. Um. Most matters. Oh man. You guys are going to love this man.
They're saying that you're scrolling your DoorDash4U page bro. Please. Wait, this one's actually,
wait, does it actually get harder per game? Yes, yes it does.
Memorize the floor.
Alright, we got Great Orange.
That's SpongeBob?
Great Orange.
Great?
Hello?
Orange.
Great Orange.
Yes.
Great.
Uh, hey Ron, what sauce would Angel here pasta?
Uh, any sauce you want.
I don't know what pasta that is though.
What sauce?
Hey, Ron, what sauce would Angel here pasta?
Uh, any sauce you want. I don't know what pasta that is, though.
What sauces do you have?
Um...
Watermelon and Grape Cherry.
I mean, I just died because this game is fucking the most dumb shit I've ever known.
Watermelon and Grape Cherry?
Uh, do you operate them?
Who are you talking to?
All right, thanks.
Dude, that was your order, bro. They need to know the sauce for this.
No, I wasn't paying attention.
Wait, we lost. We lost. We have the random. This is Valiki.
No, the random's dead.
So who's left on our team?
We're out, we're out.
We're just backating.
Nice, nice, let's leave the game.
Yo, can you play the game?
Oh!
Do you have, like, food?
I'm fucking sending the water and I'm almost done.
I need 30 seconds.
Alright, you finish ordering and we're gonna queue out.
We're dead ass gonna be here until, like, minimum, like, 10 o'clock my time, so...
Hope y'all enjoy the stream today, dead ass.
This is, like, the most dumb shit ever, bro.
We're not gonna win bro
You have like connections to every food person. How did you just call up the restaurant?
Yo, just trust man
Moes, let me know when you're done ordering brown cuz I'm not gonna move a freaking muscle until you're actually locked in playing the game
I'm ready. I'm gonna do a segment where I just click on Losus chat. I'm just gonna see what they're typing
It's pretty fun. Just to look at it
Let's see here, let's read some of these messages.
You could tell Lois thinks he's good enough to take up some of the Earth's oxygen.
If you come to Watford, I'll skin you alive.
Can it just die already?
Lois, can you please end your...
No, this is fun.
That is actually fun.
This is what you're doing.
Like, you see this shit?
Yeah.
I always can't run because he trips on his own belly.
Yeah.
What the fuck did you just read?
Oh my god.
Oh, man.
Oh.
Yo, Los, politely requesting if we could play Fall Guys.
Please, God.
Bro, what are you ordering, bro?
Like, what are you ordering?
Oh, okay, yeah, we're good.
What?
Buddy, you had like nine instructions for your delivery,
what?
All right, Los, just, are we ready?
Are we done?
Are we done?
Are we ready?
Uh, yep.
So let's just ready up then ready up
Yo, you're only 400 JX what are you ordering that it's a thousand dollars total
All right, I mean, I mean, hey, you swear to God you sent $400 worth of food to my house
I did and you said $500 to mine
Yes
And I'm sorry now like guys guys I know for a fact you guys are both gonna love this shit, bro
So how am I gonna eat $400 worth of food without my heart beating a pump like three hours into it?
This might be his actual daily meal. So just chill bro. Don't be nice or don't be mean. I'm gonna be nice
Oh my god, it's just not just never ending. It's just never ending
Can I be honest with you those like do you ever have like you ever ordered Dordache so much that like the guy who delivers it
You run into the same dude all over
do you have a friend who does it?
No, I know that's not it.
Do you have an even older brother?
Do you have a Wendy's runner?
Chad, what do you guys think about these guys?
Are these just a bunch of bully guys or what?
All the kids in the chat that might get bullied in school,
do these guys sound like nice guys to you?
I think they're bullies lowest to be honest. No, you now say it's $50,000 in door dash. Congratulations this year
It's not 49,000 or 30,000
Yeah, yeah
You know what? Loser, right? I'm actually sorry. I'm done. What's up?
Hey, you know crazy thing about the whole thing
cherry banana
I've never raided stone as much as I hate you, Loze.
Yo, I'm gonna get you.
I'm gonna get you.
I'm gonna get you.
I'm gonna get you.
I'm gonna get you.
Yo, should I read the positive comments, folks?
Orange, watermelon. Orange, watermelon, apple.
Okay, I'll read the positive. Where's the watermelon?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, come over here. Here, here, here, here.
Oh no, oh no. My team has fucking CT.
You got this, JC? You see lock in? Yeah, I got it, I got it.
You see lock in? We're in first place for that. We're good.
go go go go go go go go
focus on the game!
what are you doing bro?
focus on the fucking game that we're playing
i mean what the fuck are you guys doing?
what is this bro?
i was the last one to die out of us 3 bro
how about a thank you?
bro i'm gonna be honest
our teammate just went
wait that's our teammate?
yeah, our teammate's doing the like
broken shit, like our teammate's good
we're gonna automatically win this
We got like we actually got stream sniped in a good way like this guy's like a sweat on our team
Yes, bro exactly. We should win this no problem, bro because the teammates actually good
Yeah, the Mickey the Mickey whatever bro. They always put this fucking LeBron James the Mickey
Bro guys we have to go there. I was at the Mickey just cuz so much good. Yeah, it's
I'm not even kidding and then we're gonna be end up still being here for like four hours and they're gonna say oh like just gonna laugh
Most lock in bro
How do you spray in this game?
Maybe I need to change my skin though
True, but they can see your gamer tag almost that's like they can see your game
Guys lock in please God lock in
I'm gonna need you to really carry on for man. All right, dude, like I'm gonna need you to really carry
No way bro, I'm done bro.
Fuck it, fuck it.
Los, how much points have you gotten?
Because I think I've gotten 30 right now.
Oh my god, oh my god, you need 80 plus 37.
Los, we are at 37.
That's our team total.
Those are our team points, Los.
Oh no.
We are at 46.
I have one.
You went for one hoop.
Los, you went for one fucking hoop?
No, I got another one.
I got another one.
Alright, we should be the second team to qualify, guys, just lock in the game, and that is...
There we go!
There we go, guys!
Nice!
Nice!
There we fucking go!
Alright!
Bro, not kidding, this should be an easy win, bro.
We get right into Fortnite after this.
Should be a free win.
Only four squads for me.
Are you going to do Fortnite next or Apex Legends?
God, I mean, I think we go in order of difficulty, so I think Apex is probably the hardest one,
right Ron don't you agree no no no I think we saved the best for last yeah
four-night we saved for last low-key yo I'm gonna be honest with you I don't know
these two games we knew were gonna be easy we picked two easy games and two
hard games so like I don't really know what's gonna happen when we get on a
battle royale like apex legends I'm gonna be honest with you what is this
mode by the way what is this all right so this one's all memory it creates the
path. You just follow this little path.
Watch all memory.
So here's Leclerc.
All you gotta know, Ron, is just follow the crowd and stay close.
Follow the crowd and stay close, and whatever you do, don't die.
Because if you die at the end, you have to respawn.
If this guy grabs me one more fucking time.
Watch out for the potatoes.
On Loki, you have to watch out for the potatoes.
Loki, trolling a little.
It's right there, right there, it's right there, it's right there, it's right there.
Remember just stay close to the path, you never want to be the first guy to go, we're
getting close to the end, this is where it matters, this is where it matters, this way,
this way, this way, this way, this way, this way, this way, this way, this way, my face
bogged.
Oh no, I went the wrong way, oh no, oh no, wait.
I went the wrong way, but all the stream snapping degenerates followed us, so we're good.
It's ready, ready, ready, ready, or come on, come on, come on!
Guys, hurry! Hurry!
Get in there, Loathe! Get in there, Loathe! Night!
Go, Loathe!
Ron, did you fall?
Oh, my fucking god.
Oh, no, did we fall back? No!
What?!
No!
Wait, what?
I was the second guy in the entire lobby to eat!
Wait, what did I do?
You guys fell off the map!
Fucking shot!
I sold, I sold!
You're the son of a boulder!
Los, I don't even want to get started with you bro!
You're fucking on the whole fucking map!
I didn't know Rob, brother!
I literally said I don't understand it!
Jixi, you literally told me to follow someone!
So I followed someone!
That's what I did!
I followed the guy in the front!
And I was the second guy there!
I would take accountability
but
But I lost man. You're just like talking so loud. I was stressed. I didn't know where to look
I didn't know where to do anything like I
Just chill bro
Loose didn't even fall run. You're the only one that fell. Yeah, I know and I'm apologizing bro
I'm apologizing. Oh guys. That was my first that was my first fuck up. That was my first fuck up
I'll give it to you bro. I'll give it to you kid. That was my first fuck up
Reek you guys, we're good. Everybody just calm down.
Yo Los, uh, Los, why do I know you? Are you fucking stupid?
Los, I don't know if you want to sit here for like 86 hours, bro.
Los, I got shit to do, man. You fuck with me, bro.
Los, ready up. You're never ready enough. Why do you never ready up, Los?
Yo, guys.
You have to be ready to play. You're not ready.
I just want 9 mil, dude. Do you think I fucking need to be doing this?
So you don't like my content for your viewers?
I'm getting screamed and yelled at.
You're sick of that, boss.
I ordered you beautiful dinners.
And all I'm doing is getting fucking attacked.
I say to ready up, and your response is,
I just won 9 mil. I don't care. Yo bro, what the fuck? I've never even in my life heard somebody respond to that.
You're THAT not locked in!
Wait, how am I getting...
I suck, I suck.
You actually could tell that you think that you matter. Like, no, it's wrong. Now I get it.
And now I actually get it.
I felt bad for a minute there when you did that little trip bullshit, but after that man,
I got that slide little remark, no, no fucking stuff, bro.
Can you ready up?
I just made nine mil, you think I care?
That's your response.
Wow.
That's what you think that's what I was saying?
That's what you fucking said!
I said it!
I'm your aggravation!
Like you guys are just yelling at me.
Oh, brother.
It's like insane, bro.
Nah, we feel bad for you, bro.
Lock in, bro.
Come on, tubs.
How do you jump how do you jump this game has been out for I don't know six years
Loose there's only like so many controllers or so many buttons on your controller. Just keep clickin
I'm a sticky finder
All right, I was like the third guy to call where are y'all at?
I'm good. I'm here.
I just imagined like, just imagined I could possibly
throw a guy's game like that's actually crazy, bro.
Oh, so what the fuck are you saying?
Lose, it's not about acting.
Oh my god, you're in last place.
Oh my god.
Lose, how are you in last place?
Lose, you're in last fucking place.
Where is he going?
Go on the ramp.
Lose, go on the ramp.
Go up, go up, nice, though.
Lose, you have to judge it.
Yep, it's about height.
It's about height.
Come on, Lose, come on.
My dick, man, holy...
Fucking guys, it is on my top, bro.
No jump, no jumping, Los.
Oh my god, jump, jump it, Los.
No jumping, that's on the thing.
Los, you playing video games should be a war crime.
God, you're on my top.
Jump for it, Los.
Bro, Los.
How the fuck do you grab it, yo?
RT, RT.
Grab it with the right trigger.
Please tell me please tell me
No son you're actually sped
Most locked in bro we could be office game
I don't know why the stream cypher is just holding me and not you guys. I wonder
Like get off my fucking my hot coals, wow!
I'm gonna faint, bro.
How do we play this one?
How do you play this one?
On this one, dodge the fruit.
You do this all the time.
Just dodge the fruit.
Yep.
Oh, you do it.
That's why you do that, bro.
Oh, man.
Yo.
Lock in, lock in.
Who's fucking grabbing me?
Yeah, good luck with the shoot servers on this one, bro.
Wait, did you already, did you already fucking fall off?
Fall off
Run I need you to be somewhat competent
Keep moving
You
Look at what I'm doing, you just keep moving, it doesn't matter.
You just guide it, you guide it.
Oh, it's...
Oh no, yeah, guide it, Jinxie.
Wait a minute.
I'm fine.
I'm him.
Bro, we're...
Okay, we're still gonna qualify, but dude, you guys need to lock in on the next one, bro.
Oh my god, he's actually joded.
Wait, what the fuck?
Wait, why are they not grabbing Jinxie though?
Yo, look, it's cause I'm moving and I have more than eight brain cells, bro.
If you keep moving, they can't grab you.
Also, you can hurdle that.
Dude.
Guys, guys, this is, you think that you're smart
because you can navigate fall, guys?
I know for a fact my IQ is higher than yours, bro.
I'll do all of it.
We'll pause this whole thing into a fucking IQ test
right now.
Los, do an IQ test, bro.
Do an IQ test right now.
Because you're going to be dead speculating the next,
I don't know, three games.
Look at that.
Five hours, anyways.
So just do it now.
Let's do it.
I'm IQ-ty to do that.
What I cutie-gaff I went to college you guys dropped out
That's neither here nor there that doesn't okay. Yeah, nice
Doesn't matter great. Look what college do you go to look what college? I
What I want to I want to tell you
County College right how many years?
For half of one semester.
Nice, so you dropped out.
See, again, I dropped out.
So you're dead.
So you went to a community college for three months and you're flexing your college education
on us and you won't even say your high school GED.
You didn't even get accepted to college.
I got accepted to West Virginia.
I got accepted to places.
I did.
For what?
Accepted for what?
What do you mean accepted for what?
Like, what do you do?
Were you on a scholarship or something?
What would you get accepted for?
This is how I know you didn't you actually didn't go to college you don't even know that you do apply for college
You accepted the culinary arts?
What do you mean for what are you brain dead?
Los, here's what I'm saying you won't say your high school GPA so Annie's dead again
And I know you're gonna have school GPA probably under a 2 if you won't say it
I had it too far on it
First of all, hold on bro
I'm saying what did you get accepted for because I know it's not basketball so what did you get accepted for?
Because it wasn't your grades.
Those grades would say your GPA.
You can play basketball too.
I'll play you in basketball any day of the-
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm locked, I'm locked, I'm locked.
Sure, JX, this isn't fucking football, bro.
Okay? You have nothing on me.
Moose, I understand.
You guys get dropped off point of nowhere.
You can't move up and down in the court.
Who do you get dropped off by?
Moose, you haven't been mobile since 2016.
2016 if we won't be one and basketball I would win
Dude all day
Nasty drop you think she's brain. They just got it with ticked on comments. He's not a human anymore guys
You're watching first. He's been live for five hundred eight great
You cannot speak all he does is recite comments. You're literally referencing like
Like a ticked off shit that I've seen
I'm locking it bro.
Hey Lose, did you get dropped off my cache?
It is the final round, alright?
Yo Lose!
Yo Tops!
Yo Lose!
Yo Lose!
Yo Lose!
Yo Lose!
Yo Lose!
Yo Lose!
Yo Lose!
Yo Lose!
well all of us are alive that's actually good at least
yep I'm dead now
yep I'm probably dead
you're loose
hey nose it's me
nose are you locked in over there?
she left me on red for two whole weeks
you're a weird guy holding me bro
those polos are you there?
I'm not gonna talk about it anymore.
You're such a yeet deserve to die pussy.
Hey Los, it's me.
Hey Los, it's me.
Oh my god, I'm a fucking burger boy.
Oh my god, I died.
I actually just told you.
Hey Los, you're still alive.
Los, cut him out, cut him out.
Los, we can win this.
It's me and you, Los.
Los, I'm watching you.
Cut him out.
Los, I'm watching you.
Impressed me hot dog.
Oh, come on Los, keep it going.
Yes!
Yes, Los!
Oh, come on, Los, keep it going, yes!
Yes, look!
No, no!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, did we lose?
Wait.
Wait, our teammate's alive, this does not count,
so we're clear, this does not count.
Why won't this count?
Hey, why won't this count?
This would count 100%!
So you don't want to count it!
So it's not us winning.
Because he's, we're never winning.
This is our team!
Bro, because it's not us, guys, the challenge was us.
You guys are being lamiki, bro.
Oh my God, all right, so leave the game, leave the game.
All right, what are you talking about?
This is our teammate, bro.
Yo, Lois, how long until my food's here?
Yo, Lois.
It's fine.
It's still dead.
Lois, yeah, we don't even check this.
Yeah, do I have to tell the guard gate to be careful?
Because there's got to be 700 pounds of food coming to my door?
Gigi, yours is 655 estimate.
What's five?
I
Know do you know how to fucking read yours says 415 415 like my time or your time
Your time
What the fuck did you order?
But what do you know another hour? What the fuck did you order wait?
Yeah
What did you
Losers the thing I understand this is like a stream or whatever yo I know like you're by truck bro
If you actually ordered $400 of food work to my house bro like like my mom's legitimately gonna be concerned
Like bro, she's my address got some chicken. She can eat some row. You like did you give me catering?
No, like a form. No, kind of. I'll say kind of what to get
But most you can't order $400 a food to my like that's not you're trolling right? It's not actually $400
You guys get it. I'll show you the receipts
How did you go from $400 to $500 of my house like what what more did you add to I think more expensive because of where you where you are
So what about $100?
Yeah, like your place is more expensive. I will say look look I go
I what what am I supposed to do with $400 of food though, but like you realize that's like a big
This is the problem. I can't have let's get a $400 worth of food at my house. Oh
After you're done you can but I'm saying if you have family friends. Oh my god. Oh my god, too, bro
No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Lohs, Lohs, Lohs, Lohs, Lohs, Lohs, Lohs, Lohs, Lohs, Lohs, Lohs, Lohs, Lohs, Lohs, Lohs,
Lohs, Lohs, Lohs, Lohs, Lohs, Lohs, Lohs.
Did you order me the wing special that's going on where you order 500 dollars worth of wings
where it's 500 wings?
No.
No, it's not wings.
I didn't get wings.
Okay.
That was going to say-
Did you at least tell me what you got me?
Do you want it, did the surprise be spoiled?
Like, uh-
LGC, bro. What are you doing, bro? I'm having a small I'll spoil it. You guys want you on me spoil it? I'll do it like
Fine. I'll wait. Yeah. Yeah
Yeah, the most sales wins okay got it holding bring
This is new this is a new mode this game gonna update. Oh, no, no, this is not new. It's not new
How do you steal with the tail like a furry costume yeah
Did you ever go to furry con I never went into the con because I wasn't allowed by what
you mean you weren't allowed because of there were like things that happen online I can't
wait are you like being serious it's yeah I don't even honestly legally
speaking I'm not even gonna talk about the details of that
what the fuck did you do it's not that I what a diet what did I do it's what did
I not do I'm not saying that on stream I'll tell you all stream but that's
sex in the party no nice and qualified nice there we go
looser just there we go baby just so fucking level check my door at 655 right
655 uh yeah but I don't get an update it might be shoot sooner for some reason
Rods is taking long yeah where did you fucking order oh no your yo yours is
Updated uh
353 run with 30 minutes
Yeah, I'm about it. If this is like some bullshit
Yo guys, okay, we have to win. I'm 20 right now. I think you're gonna love it though. Honestly, so I can't troll about
What do you think he ordered
What do you think it is if it's that much money?
Oh, what the fuck is that slow the only thing I could think of is like a steak
Seafood boil like the steak part you're not for all falseta. No, I would have actually loved you. I'm not even kidding
I wish I wish I don't think they had that
If you ordered me if you ordered me Arby's like I'm gonna like leak everything
I'm gonna leak everything that's like a lock-in lock-in members like to win this
Arby's is everything in the menu like 20 times how do you know that I think Arby's
Money laundering. Hey, how do you ever see the colors? How do you know the exact?
Nobody eats Arby's for fun. I switch it in on that
Whoever eats that like weird the meat now, right cheddar and the whatever the meat now. Yeah
If you eat a meat now unironically, you know, there's people that get ass wake up in their first meal today
Is Arby's me mountain sandwich?
Yo is this purple ramp gonna fall bro?
Holy fuck!
Shatter is good.
Bro what's going is the ramp glitched?
I've never seen this.
The ramp is glitched man.
What the actual fuck is this?
I'm kicking on it bro.
Bomber claw.
The ramp is fucking glitched.
No this guy is trolling it bro.
This guy's a loser.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Just wait.
I died.
we didn't make it wait how does that work yes how does that wait it's cuz
nobody made a pass nobody made a pass I lost right now and you give us a hate
what you ordered it's the exact same thing right yes you both got the exact
same thing not the same restaurant okay but what does this give us a hate give
us a hit is it like what type of is it pasta is it steak is it a salad is it
like fruits like what is this I think I think in one of your orders I threw a
salad in with it but it's not even one of my orders in one of your guys orders
like there was a salad included did you order me Indian food no dude I told you
it's not gonna be a troll bro I told you wait I'm out wait oh no who grabbed me
Who fucking grabbed all right? I need to lock in man. I died. I died. I'm watching Loose Loose. Come on
But he's up to me. Yep. Yes. You got this
Well, please lock in again
Lock in right never die on the swivel or man. This is my favorite one. I never die on this
Oh, you play this game a lot like I'm confused
I used to play this game almost every day for like two three months
Well, that's the fucking thing is you're gonna carry us in this end. Are we still live like we was oh, oh, no
We got eliminated because my team somehow all three died in 15 seconds. Are you guys like you still?
You died and we're the ones that
Yo, most earth to most I'm alive right now. I'm still alive
Los thinks he matters
Los what's a comment that like stuck to you for your whole life like someone said some like out of pocket shit
The worst the worst thing is people calling it
That's the worst thing man, like I like sometimes I'll stamp at night. I'm just looking at the ceiling in the dark. I'm like
You know, there's really people walking around calling me and hit like I'm not even a person
No man like it's in and then it's like you know I gotta like
Oh
Loose bros have a dream scene is trying his hardest not to laugh the fuck are you doing?
No, come on come on bro listen, man. We need to the final round. We how wait I left
No, no, no, no guy carry you got to leave bro
No, I was the last one alive guys, this is it, this is the last round, come on, bro.
This one's amazed, okay?
We have to be the first one there.
We have to try, let's see, come on, go.
I laughed.
Bro, run, we're in the final round, why the hell did you leave?
Because I thought we got eliminated.
Okay, we can still try and win.
Fuck man.
Wait, you can't, you can't.
We can still win.
Wait, you can't low key win without me, that's kind of flimicky.
I doubt it.
No, fuck that.
We need to get off this fucking game, please. I don't know sounds of the wrong like this whole time. I don't know
By sounds way better
Jaycee, are you close to it or no wait our teammates like winning so it's gonna be La Mickey Brown
I think it's it. Oh, yeah, this is fake. La Mickey chat. No like yeah, our team
Now that doesn't count chat one of us has to win this period
Come on. It doesn't count. We would have
No, cuz you need cuz you need cuz you need one of us to win, bro
He just he just bro. He literally just fucking ran around, bro
That guy's too good. Can you guys stop sniping us? Moth? I think we refund. Yeah, I don't think that counts. Oh
Cuz we didn't like lose we didn't buy him bro. We didn't win
But it's like so what does count though because if we we have to grab the ground you
We need to grab it!
We need to grab it!
Okay!
Okay!
No, if it's Loast then it's never gonna end.
No, Loast needs it!
One of them is at super-base!
Yeah, facts are no, Loast needs to grab it.
It's similar to that, bro.
But what are we gonna do?
Carry Loast this whole fucking thing?
Bro, you have to grab it!
Yo, for the food, are you guys picky eaters?
No.
Yeah, yes I am, yes I am.
Hey, Jixi, what the fuck do we even eat on a daily basis, bro?
Loast, I don't like that much food, bro.
Like, I like, yo bro, I like, uh, uh, like, chicken.
What do you not like?
What do you not like?
So one thing that everybody loves that I don't really understand is like sushi.
Like I don't really like sushi that much.
Really?
Yeah, there's only a couple variations of sushi I actually like.
Most sushi I'm not a fan of, to be honest.
Yo bro, we gotta go to hell.
Oh my god, Nobu's so good. Nobu is so fucking good.
Bro, would you take me to Nobu on a date?
Oh bro, bro, bro, uh, brown the fucking mini tacos.
Oh my god, which one do you get the ribeye? Do you get the lobster? Like what do you get?
The ribeye is different with the cream?
Oh my god!
Can we eat it?
Can we eat it like the lie?
Do you have it in the spicy snow crab or no?
The spicy snow crab, do you know what that is or no?
That one's alright.
You know what I really like?
You did truffle butter.
Truffle butter.
Oh, caviar.
What about the truffle butter with steak?
Oh, yeah.
Yo, best thing though in Nobu is the crispy rice.
Yup.
Uh, which is spicy tuna.
Yup.
Yup, but it's so expensive and you gotta order like,
How many times does this goddamn fan...
NOOOOOOOM!
Alright, I'm good.
Yeah, but the spicy tuna though, it comes in like a...
Woohoo!
Actually, I don't even know.
Is it, it's different, but...
Nah, Chad. Nobu's OD expensive for no reason.
It's like, $300 for yourself.
And you can get some small shit.
Yeah, let's be real though, it's fire.
It's the best fucking food ever.
Fuck him.
Guys, please.
JX, can that be a stream that we do?
So you don't play your stream?
Do you actually stream it?
We go to Nobu?
Yeah, who's covering the check, bro?
It's mostly like three grand.
But Losi, I'll cover the check.
I'll cover the check.
We go to Nobu.
Me, you, and Rod go to a restaurant and you cover the check.
Wait, Losi, what if we go to every single restaurant
that's expensive and you just cover all whole day. We do lunch, dinner, breakfast, and you.
You know, it's no funny. This dude Gigi has 100,000 active subs on Twitch telling me to
pay. You're a cheap bastard, dude. Can you get a new chair? What the fuck is wrong with
you? How about you get an HD camera? Fuck is this set up? Bro, he's just a humble billionaire,
bro. It'd be nice to him. But he's a fucking multi-tens of millions, and he's saying, oh
Yeah, can you cover the 10?
Fuck yourself!
Bro, you're rich as shit.
You know, it's kind of crazy, bro.
Like, everyone in this call is rich, man.
Yeah, but, you know, but Jinx here, though, like...
No, you and Jinx here are just, like, filthy fucking rich.
This is disgusting, bro.
Bro, those... I think those...
Yeah, sure.
But, bro, you won $9 million in a Plinko Ball.
Like, I'm just asking you to cover, like, a dynamite roll for your boy.
Can you not do that?
No money in the span of like 45 seconds, then I'll probably see in the next like I don't know hundred years
Like how does it how do you even like think to yourself nine million dollars in like a second like what does that even like do?
Dude, you know what else is crazy, too? I have for a million on a slot yesterday
Hey, you just need to die
Yeah, it's like what's even the point? Oh my god, the bumper stacks.
What's even the point of gambling anymore if you won $9 million on a flinko ball?
Like didn't you kind of just... Oh no, I think I'm good.
You know? Like it doesn't matter anymore. Like you already kind of won.
Yeah, like it's like it's not a lot of people can say they've won, you know? Like overalls.
That's why it's kind of like, I think I should just kind of...
have you really loose I'm watching like I got you on my other monitor we actually
looks them today yo listen so I can't count okay no I got it got it no this is
the thing I'm gonna say this but it's gonna be a joke but I'll say it anyway
like I'll say it but you guys got a promise not to laugh okay I don't yeah
go wait wait I'm looking at your giggling bro you
Promise me. Give me a second. Go ahead. Tell me. Okay. You can't laugh. Oh, yep. All right
So yeah, technically
Tech technically right now. I'm down two and a half pounds
That's good
post did you not drink water today like I'm confused what the fuck do you mean
technically you're down two and a half pounds
Do I mean to I mean Chad and this is the thing
Yo, you're actually so adorable, bro
It's how did you get down to an app ounce dieting or working out like seriously? I want to actually like open up here
See now bro, is he good?
Why am I low-key locked?
Run it, you alive you alive?
Yeah I'm alive.
Yeah I'm alive too.
I think I close died in 4 seconds, but it doesn't matter if we fall, I think, I think
we're good.
Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice.
Wait, we're low-key locked.
There we fucking go guys!
There we go!
Wait, is Tina okay?
We got a confirmation by the chat is loose here
For a run talk to me
Look up the Los Palos ice cream sandwich clip. It's like the greatest clip of all time. I get a mod to link me
Yeah, get a mod of Lincoln after the game watch it. Hey, where is loose? Did he die?
Wait, did it? I'm back. Did Tino die?
Oh yeah, we're making jokes on pets.
I'm not...what is this?
Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo.
I was finally asked cause you were gone for so long.
Yo hi boys, please ban him.
What?
Bro, that's a little fucked up though. Seriously, come on.
What?
Alright bro. Bye bye bros.
Bye badlos, that's actually my bad.
Guys, sign up, seriously. Sign up, sign up, sign up.
Everyone, is this the final round?
Wait, is this it?
One of us as the survivor does not help deal
Those how how do you put on my dick, bro? Like
There I swear they're grabbing up to bro. It's not just you. No, bro, but my shit's bigger, so they
What are you talking about your waist or your penis nose?
I just said I'd-
No, no, no!
No, man, oh my God!
And back to square one, back to square one.
I told you, Fall Guys is gonna low key take
longer than Fortnite, I warned you guys!
This game is not to be joked with!
Los, please lock fucking in, please!
Hey, at least we got good news.
Your dasher is on the way.
Yeah, what the fuck is that?
Wait, what is this tiktok that you lose so don't know?
Los, wait, yeah, look up Los Polos Ice Cream Sandwich.
It's like the best tiktok ever.
on all. What? Watch it. What? I got a package at my door. I mean. What? It's literally
him eating an ice cream. Nobody's like, where did this come from? What the fuck is that?
How does this have 300 likes? Who is liking this TikTok? I think I like that. I think
I like
I
What?
Yes, what what what okay? So you know how like scary shikigak?
I don't want to get into details, but you know how it's weird it can get with like
You know weirdos trying to pull up the houses, you know, I mean yeah, or like called it, you know, I mean okay, so anyway, so
the other day a
car
Pulled up in into my driveway
And I saw from the security cameras he was taking pictures with a flash
Right from his car inside the car
He turns the car around and then leaves my driveway, bro, right? I
Don't know how the fuck he got down there. It's a private. I don't know how the fuck
Dude
I'm freaking out. I call the cops. I do all this shit. There's this whatever right, bro
For two days, I'm thinking there's a psychopath that's taking pictures is I thought some insane shit was going on, bro
Dude, it turns out bro
We had ordered dinner that day
Door-dash, oh my god. Yeah, and apparently
You're dead ass like apparently a guy
He didn't like take the picture or something like he had to come back
The dude comes back and just takes a pic. I open the doordash app and see the picture
So the thing that I was scared about for two days that there's a lot of psycho on the loose
You called the cops on someone delivering your doordash
I called the court I called the cops on the door. I gave them the fucking lice plate number everything
Like we're gonna get right on this sir like dude this guy might be in jail right now
Because you're dead as a fucking you're just a different type of human man
Collect the bubbles collect the most great great great man, can you stop fucking holding me?
Do you even do this is this game
I'm sorry, what do you do?
What do I do?
Can we help out?
Why am I not loading on this?
What's your favorite off-stream activity to do?
I'll play Macrack like a high limit table.
that might be the most degenerate thing you could have possibly said I'm not
even getting okay I don't think you could have orchestrated a board degenerate
response they're playing fuck high limit okay try to go no what do you do
besides gambling and eating like that ass yo yo what's looking insane
I'm refunding my board. Oh, no
We need more team camaraderie man, you know saying like you don't ready up you don't qualify you just die first
You don't do anything lose. Don't tell me nothing for the team. Oh my god
We got a minute look how many balls did you get fucking for?
I tried to work you guys and you guys didn't take me serious when I said this I said hey man
there's a legitimate chance fall guys takes longer than every other game combined
but he's already won a game and you said it doesn't count we didn't win you dumb fuck it was our
random teammate we have to win we have to win love you think that house we have
to win I fucking do I hope you choke on this door all right look seriously do
this I hope you choke on your double chin but about that bro I'm not fucking
that bro listen listen you first buddy
I tried to warn you guys this game is going to take the longest.
Yeah, we're losing our friendship with each other, like dead ass.
We're losing our friendship with each other.
You're fucking berating.
Yeah, yeah, hold on, hold on, bro.
You said all you do off stream is eat and gamble.
Like, what do you, did you play games?
Like, do you do activities?
Like, I didn't say that's all I do.
I used to be my favorite thing.
I said, high limit bokkarat.
First when you said bopter out I thought you were saying basketball. Did you give that up to you?
Did you quit basketball? He's been quick. I quit bro. Do you have basketball stream, bro?
He can't. Don't be weird, buddy. He can't walk.
Okay, he's not, he can't walk.
It'd be nice to him, bro. His knees give out.
Brings back like some basketball content, bro.
Los, let's be one.
Yes.
Come on, I'm not kidding. I will fly to you like this this month.
I'll fly
My way to my course around my house, and I want you to know
Bro, yeah, I swear to God. I'll fly and play you in basketball, bro
You're not gonna fly bro cuz you got a stream every day. Yeah, I'll stream at the basketball court
I'll stream there. Wait, let's you're building a whole full court in your fucking house, bro
Yeah, he won $9 million in a flinko ball. That's what he does. I mean, just like my dream was always to have that in my house, bro
I
Nice girl, I don't I'm not gonna make a jet lag excuse
Yo Jack who would actually win a basketball won't be one
I have the advantage in cardio and Los is probably a better three-point shooter
Who probably wins that in anything in basketball, bro. You're not good. All right. Let's start off with height and cardio
How are you five foot eleven?
Okay, so you might be an inch or two taller and and you don't know how to play best bowl
You think just stamina is gonna win you a game lose because
No, JC. I'm gonna ask you to I gotta take losses side here
He was a shooter back in the day. He dropped off every bit
But the thing is most can't properly move up and down the hard
You're just like repeating jokes that are not even
What the fuck even is this?
What even am I hearing?
It's not that I believe you can't move. I'm sure you can move at like a tortoise.
He means that you just you're not very like you can't use your legs properly like a normal human.
I'm just gonna run past you, bro.
You're not gonna get a rebound.
Like guys like you understand like you you legitimately okay, so how much you want to throw?
Wait, they told me that you shot one for nine in a two-hive game. Is this true?
I don't even care about that. Let's just do like
Okay, so I'll win her when it's your court bill because I'll start literally planning this out
I'll come in I'll come and play you bro. I'll seem to play flight to
I don't play flight too, I saw it call me out.
Do I even have a chance shot to get a point?
On flight reacts?
Ron, you're sort of like kind of a fart, bro.
Yeah, but does flight act like, do I don't have a chance at least to beat flight, you think?
No, no, flight would beat you.
Well, like, you don't think there's even like a small slither?
Zero chance.
Zero chance, yeah, yeah.
But the thing is, it's not like...
Your ass well, it's not good, but flights play basketball for years, bro
Ron you sort of just fart around in your chair all my chair all day
Bro this ramp owns there we go
But run I just mean like okay here. Here's a better question. What's your best sport like?
What's your best for like me? I could say soccer incident your best sport is e-sports
Yes, bro. This is why I can't really like I can't like run. It's what I mean, bro
Like you're not gonna beat flight if you just said your best sport is easy
Why is you're fucking
basketball
Wait, my cat's head what?
You know, so yeah, I don't know that guy those but you're like unheard of Lee round
I
This ramp owns I cannot get past this purple ramp this ramp. Oh, there we go. Thank God
Loose can I be honest with you
in overall
In overall basketball skills
You're only better than me at shooting three points. I can dribble better than you. I'm taller than you
I'm faster than you. I'm better
Low-key bet on most no true. I would yeah, like can we make this thing?
You are ass, bro. I think
2018
Well, I genuinely think Los is like a sneaky golem, bro
Like he's just like he's sneakily like an athlete even lacy said that like after this game. I'm gonna show you my highlights, right?
Yeah, I don't need to see your highlights. You didn't play basketball. So you don't know you're not
Automatically you're cool. Oh, did you get a scholarship? He's a play FIFA or we know whatever but
Wait, I love the enemies go wait, I don't know any way. Why is it on me?
There's only three players on the in whole ramp. Hey, what is this?
But what is this? They didn't qualify we didn't qualify
I'm not in I'm eliminated. I'm okay. It's the last round last round. Oh, no, sweetie. I'm qualified you fucking burger
We wait almost
How long is the food oh
Yeah, I'm gonna get tiktok sent to me in my chat. Let's see. This is this is low polo slips
I'm like shit. I hopped out so quick. Then I raise my blinking. I don't miss
Do cuz this gonna make the news gonna make your move talk that bitch
You used to be mobile
Oh my god, all this is telling me bro is like like once I pop out with like it would like a six pack
Oh, brother. Yeah, you cannot say shit. Like, don't bet on that six pack, bro. Trust me.
You can't say shit like this and expect people to not laugh. Like, what the fuck, man? Pop out
with a six pack? You kidding me, bro? Why would you laugh at something like that?
Lois, apparently you've been saying that for eight years. Since, since 2016, this is before,
this is like right when Fortnite came out, you've been saying that apparently.
I
Was on the way how far how far
Your says three fifty four wait, that's like a four minute. I just wait
Yeah, let's just wait just wait
And Jinxie is down the street
This loose you can talk what happened
That's not me dude
Is this you? Like no dick ride. Like look.
Oh, that's not me.
Hey, Cash. What happened?
That's...is that not you?
Wait, look. I'm about to put on my high school film right now.
Can I screen share? Yeah, yeah, show me it. Show me it. Where?
I'm gonna screen share it. Give me one second. Yeah, yeah.
Like yeah, I'm really honest with you at this point chat like how long is it gonna take to beat all these games now?
We're just enjoying the day like what?
No, fall guys. Look if we actually locked in with your win, bro
You keep saying we you're dying like for your time first over over most
Thanks. They're on my dick, bro. Now you're on my dick even more
You're like the last guy to ready up every time we're not ever gonna win. This is this oh my god
Yo, guys, is this real as much as you take it they all lose this dead-ass real
That's on call for real is it real photo
All right, Jinx and show it
But I'm gonna get some beers going in a minute here. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no
No, we're not those at least wait till fortnight, bro
He loves your good at football too.
What the fuck is this?
Los Polos with a huge touchdown.
That's just not me, man.
Like, I don't even.
That's just not me.
Bro, watch it.
I can't get this pulled up.
Hold up.
Los is actually good at football.
Dude, I have a headache, bro.
Oh, it has a headache, bro.
Relax.
I need like Advil or something.
Oh, here I am.
Here I am, here I am.
Screenshare.
Are you in the screenshare?
You're not screen sharing, bro.
You're not showing it.
But here it is.
My bad.
Guys, can you see it now?
Yes.
You guys can see?
High-fives League.
Yeah.
I'm looking at it.
This is me when I was senior year.
Senior year.
Yes, from who you should love this move.
That's one of my favorite move.
That is not you!
That is not you!
Shut the fuck up bro!
Can you un-let the video play for a second?
Like, thanks. I'm trying to like...
Is that Matt LeClois?
You took five minutes to screenshot this.
So, it's not me, but I searched up
Jinxie Bagwork?
This is the top video that came up.
Oh, this isn't you!
I'm Jinxie
Got anything like what do you guys gonna bring out my idea on stream or something this is fucking me
Is the last highlight gonna be what?
2016?
I mean, what's 7 years ago?
7 years ago you were like...
You haven't been mobile since...
When was this, bro?
When Forna had any pain out there?
How about you click on a clip?
Let's shift.
Dude, you're watching something like...
Like, this is...
This is not showing...
Oh
Oh for one
That's definitely you that's definitely you that's definitely you I could tell from the bill
Is this your film from like the 90s like what is this bro? Like why is the court is so shit?
Good pass Los
Why are you celebrating and assist?
Lois, listen, here's my only question.
What bro, when you play basketball, you celebrate when there's a crowd going crazy.
You guys don't know shit about that.
You know about eSports and drinking beers and playing Rocket League.
You don't know shit about the thing, you know it's actually crazy.
Since this photo right here of you playing basketball, you have spent over a million
dollars on the crash that is the craziest part to be bro.
No, no, no, no.
Los, here's my only question and I just want a yes or no response.
Are you today, are you today in better shape than you were in this image?
Yes, I am.
Bro, there's no, I'm sorry, there's literally no way.
Los, I've seen your streams, bro.
This is the one shape I've ever been in.
Wait, nice charros?
What the fuck was that?
So, so far you're 0 for 3 on field goals
and you celebrated in assists.
Like, what are we even,
this is what comes up when you look up highlights.
Losers, my food here.
You're just watching the long videos.
Is it not a video?
Losers, my food here?
There it is.
I'm just like, is this stream just like,
What are we doing? What is even this?
Yeah, Tubs, is my food here or no?
Tubs?
So, in your highlight tape, Los, this is what they scratched together.
In your highlight.
What's going on?
You caught up in your own dribble because the defender intimidated you,
and then your gravity brought you down.
Oh no!
No, did you get free throws or no?
That's gotta be a foul.
No, not even close, bro.
It's like, dude's like, this dude has never played basketball and he's like making fun of me like falling like...
He's talking to me?
Like, GC doesn't have a one fucking highlight of anything.
There's me beating people one on one.
There's me playing games scoring more.
You won't even have a highlight.
Loose, you're acting, you're sitting here acting.
Oh, J.C., J.C., you literally don't have one highlight.
I just looked it up.
Loose, you have nothing.
You're acting like this is unwarranted.
Loose, you're sitting here standing,
you're gonna drop me off.
Bro, I already know, seven years ago,
you were in better shape than you are now.
You're not gonna heighten me in a 1v1.
I was the worst shit I've ever been in.
In that in that to again as the worship of everybody
Wait, I gotta watch this. Why'd you shoot from the hash?
Jinxie I can't I can't find a highlight from you
Okay, those view legitimately want to see me play basketball like not bullshitting you I'm watching you play basketball right now Jinxie
And you just don't touch the ball
it is your ass
but i'm already
all right
let's actually watch me play basketball
because there's a clip here hold up
all right this is one one against boys
now don't watch this one i just
i just watched this one you don't even touch the ball
this whole game
uh loose
i mean here here i am right here
he's on one hp
get this guy a fucking
the loose is my food here
yeah
oh it is
hold to your guys food is yours
I'll grab it loose. Did you see that? What do you think of this clip here? What do you think of this clip?
No, literally, this is the first clip I found wait play it again. I'm gonna show on the screen play it
This is the first clip I found when I looked up Jinxie basketball. Yeah, let me see it. Let me see it
Curry slide all right
Let's see the instincts. Yeah, I went to go throw it off as fuck
Yo, Jinxie, Jinxie, I'm not gonna lie, bro. You
You, the fact that you even said anything at all to me,
like I'm actually cringing, bro.
Like I'm actually cringing.
You are worse than flight.
You are worse than Ron.
You're the worst player I've ever seen shoot a ball.
Yo, that was a super five.
Yeah, but what you're failing to understand is
I actually got out of-
So you said it was a paint, right?
Wait, is my food here?
Yeah, so the guy went through it.
Wait, no, is my food here?
Is he pulling up?
I'm looking at his car move towards your house right now. Oh
I don't know how the fuck am I gonna know that
No, I said he's went through the gate
Is he on the phone with Ron
Hold on wait my food is here
No, Jason yours is there Ron the guy is going down a long driveway or something
Hold on wait. I can go get the food right now
Yeah, go get it, go get it. Hold on, Ron, hold on.
I'm gonna go get it. I'm gonna go get the food. Yeah, yeah.
Yo, Ron, should I call this guy? What should I tell him?
Yes, I gave him both. I gave him everything, bro. But what should I say to him?
Okay, all right.
you
Hello?
Yo, Ron's Doraesh Sharper's not answering.
Jinxies is delivered.
Yeah, you see him
No, no
He's literally he's literally driving up the street right now. I'm looking at the thing
You don't see him
Yo, I don't do dude hold on bro. Oh, I'm putting you on speaker. Don't don't say anything weird
Do you want to see it? Do you want to see a screenshot?
I'm sending this right now. Look at this.
Look at it. Look at the screenshot.
What do I tell him?
No, but I'm saying, like, you're saying he's not...
No, it's the first call I sent you.
No!
Most
Yo, what the fuck is this man wait what wrote those three bags of food
Yes, I got you a seafood. I got both of you a seafood boil
Crafty crab seafood and Gail May three Tampa
your best
most I
Uh, 1x Dungeon Eats Crab Special, Cajun Butter and Garlic Medium, 1x Snow Crab Special,
Butter and Garlic Coriander Pepper Medium, 2x Seafood Platter, Cajun Butter and Garlic
Fire, 3x Snow Crab and Headless Point 5 Crab, Cajun Butter and Garlic Fire, OR, Crawfish,
Half a Pound, Cajun Butter and Garlic!
What is this fucking receipt dude first of all don't leak your address, but uh
Are you is he leaking address?
No, bro. He's weak
Um, bro, listen, this is for the mukbang. All right, you guys like I want to I want to see you try everything dude
Well, I can't even do anything with this much food, bro. There's so much food, bro
I can't eat this shit dude. Yes, you can bro try the crab try the lot try to try the crawfish
Let's I want to see if you like this shit dude
Bro most idiot like dog. This is
At first when you said you spent $400 on like food. I didn't believe you but this is yeah, this is $400
Bro, yeah, but you should order 11 items bro. You ordered 11 items first dude. What do you mean? He went to the gate?
Yes, bro, he is I can't eat this I
Can't eat this bro, dude. You might do you might have to hop you might have to hop in the car in the Porsche drive towards it, bro
Yo most
Dude, Ron, I don't know to tell you he got his food your food is right there. I don't know you some weird gate. I don't know
Oh, let me see.
You know what, though, Los?
I think my family could eat this for the next week, though.
I'm not even kidding.
Yo, no, no, Ron, he's moving.
He's literally close.
Bro, there's like gloves?
You see it?
Yo, he's right there, bro.
He's right there.
He's like a big?
You're peeing in a bush outside?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Who's blowing up?
All right, yeah, JC.
There is so, like, Los, this is so much better.
Oh my God.
This actually looks good though.
Bro, why?
Tell me that because it looks flyer.
Los, why did you get such an excessive amount?
No, I still want everything.
Yeah, that's the, you got one of everything on a menu.
Yeah, I don't know what you like.
Bro, you could have asked.
Listen, 18 I ordered 18 individual items.
Listen, you know, hold on, we're all,
we're getting all stressed out about the games.
Take a moment, chill, put the gloves on, right?
And enjoy the seafood boil, right?
It's a fucking roast.
One seafood boil is great.
Most, you got me six seafood boils, like,
bro, they're all different.
Like some have crabs, some have crawfish,
some have like, I think there's a lobster on there.
You know what though, those thank you, man.
My chat is saying thank you and they're right, bro.
Thank you, man.
This is probably gonna be my entire family.
Chat said it?
What the fuck?
Wait, can you share your,
can you like put your camera on Discord
so I can see you eat it?
Paul's on the screen.
All right, let me turn my camera on, man.
Los, what did you get that is fucking 30 pounds?
I have this fucking old lady trying to give me the food
She said can you help
What did you a giant seafood boil bro, oh right he got you like 11 seafood boils man hold on bro
I'm about to open it right now
Can you share your cameras and yes, I turn it on yeah, I'm trying bro. I don't know how fast can you help?
Hi, guys out
Let's see this. Yeah, who the fuck it's two bags that are like
Yo, I'm not eating this
brother you set me up and shrimp in a fucking hi boys why is this doing this
hi boys why what's happening no loose loose I've never seen this before what
did you fucking oh my god dude don't let it leak yeah don't let it leak what
the fuck did you buy no so run so for you I couldn't find it anywhere near
jinx that's why I was taking so long but I got you giant king crab legs brother
There's another bag.
Yeah, no, I got I didn't know what you wanted this crawfish there's shrimp there's there's
a crab.
You've got a so you've got me to season salad.
I did you said you want a salad.
Bro, Lose.
Oh, what the fucking.
I don't know.
So, Lose, do I just throw a baby on and get after it?
How do I do that?
Is that the leg?
I don't know this.
So, Lose, do I just throw a bib on and get after it?
How do I do this?
Hell, yeah.
Put bibs on and gloves and go crazy, bro.
Like gloves.
I need them.
I'll put my camera on too.
Hold on.
Brother.
Lose, did you get yourself a seafood boil as well or no?
No.
I'm on a little.
I'm on a little.
Do you see what's on my desk right now?
Bro, but how do I like safely eat like that?
How do you eat it?
All over my setup.
How do you eat it?
Shit, I mean you gotta just you gotta have as your gloves. There's no
This was good at each loss, thank you for this that looks good that looks good as far as possible real thanks, man
I appreciate it. I'll be losin the chat, bro
So do you guys like seafood? Yeah? Yeah, I crowd my favorite food. I'm not even kidding
I
My favorite I like it more than king crab. I'm not even kidding
Crab crab crab, uh, Tampa
Well, I'm gonna put this as a baby. Yeah
All right, so let's get after it. Yeah, yeah, let's see. Let's see what's in there. All right. So let's show us
The first thing I'm trying is the pasta. I'm gonna let you know right now is
Oh my god
They should fire I need a plate. I play it's gonna go on myself. Oh my yeah
Yeah, I need a plate. Oh wait trip trip. Hold up trip as well
Low snow Chobra
You did your big one with this pasta. What place is this? What is this? I do do that. Yeah, that strip looks fire, bro
Do I might order? Yeah, I might get a superwoman
Was this your plan?
Was this your plan?
Was this your plan?
Wait, why? Is it spicy?
Wait, are you not supposed to eat the tail?
Never, never eat the tail.
I think it's bad for you.
Alright, I'm gonna open it up right now, Lois.
What is this, the shrimp?
I don't know.
Now Lois, I'm not gonna lie.
They're my favorite food ever.
I'm not even trolling.
What the fuck?
What's that?
Wait, that's a crawfish, bro.
What the fuck is this?
Jason, you gotta tell him I don't eat a crawfish, bro.
I've never eaten a crawfish.
Ron, does it have a shell or no?
No shell or shell?
Brother, it has its whole fucking legs,
everything attached.
Crab meat.
Yo, I'm not even trolling.
Chad, you guys have heard me say this many times.
What do I eat a towel?
No crab legs are my favorite food ever.
But, Lois, there's literally 40 crabs in here.
No, I know, but I'm saying you got your family to eat it too, but I want to do that
I wanted you to be able to have anything
From it. I don't know what exactly those loose what what crab shit is this like what do I I'm gonna eat the crab first low-key
Yeah, let's see the crab you got because there's a yeah, you got me
Thanks garlic butter and shit. Yeah, but wait. What did you get in this like tin foil shit? There's two boxes of tin foil
What is in that? Oh?
That dude, that's all the corn and the potato and everything with it close bro. You're too kind right you don't want to eat with us
Dude, I should have ordered one, bro.
Yeah, but you're not going to eat with us, bro?
Dude, I'll eat my kerosene through you guys, man.
Paul, it's like, you guys, you know what I mean?
It looks fucking good, man.
Bro, you're beautiful, man.
How do you eat this?
You break it?
Oh, so how do you?
Wait, that's a crab leg.
That looks like a king crab leg.
Come on, literally just look.
Look what I'm doing.
See the shell run?
Yeah.
Snap, snap.
The promise the promise that me the shell is Jinxie the promise the shell is soft. Oh
Shit
Yo, I'm gonna be honest, but I want to hug you right now, bro
You didn't even know this bro snow crab leg is my favorite food. No, we had it together remember
That's what we ate
Bro, yeah, we went when Ron would do when me and Rob went out to dinner before we did my crap
That's what I ordered. How do you lose? How do you love this though?
How do you you might do that's a big that that you might not breaking it's not breaking
So it's my room
Was crab legs though. I thought it's people both was like a stew
I've never got a seafood boy. I thought it was like a stew. It's my room
Oh, there's foreign and it all all the spices are together like the corn is gonna taste like Cajun like the potato
That there's sometimes there's egg Rome. Oh, I love you
I love you why why did you do this to us? Why did you get us this?
My nose, why did you get us this? Why you just wanted to see it?
What do you mean, bro? I want I listen it's gonna be a stressful day. I'm like, yo, just enjoy seafood boy like
This is a hard with bandage moment you're actually to go it loose
Maybe everyone was wrong about you. Maybe you're not a monster
Yo, who the fuck said I'm a monster?
No, no see the go for real
So I don't eat a lot of fish I told Jinx is don't
This is I mean like not fish, but like crab and shit like this is good. No, this is really good
Dash I've never even heard that before
And my hop on the desk
It's do or dash my most used app you have on your phone
try the way run try the
You got me a lot one of those tinfoils and see if there's like the corn and the other shit in there
Because I think there's like small shrimp problem is you got me. There's three things that are like
Like I don't even know what's what like there's corn right here in a bag
But then you got me to tinfoil things so but I but I look you just want to eat the crab this shit is go to
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no dude do your thing do your thing bro.
Crab is the best, yeah.
Do your thing.
Well now I actually like want to play games all day, bro.
Like I actually feel good.
Yeah, Los, you're actually like.
Jay-Z, do you like catch crab and eat it or not?
Yeah, yeah, I know.
You do that?
What about, what about, what do you guys think about lobster?
I think lobster's overrated.
Dude, isn't lobster more expensive than crab?
I don't think lobster's as good as crab, dude.
And I feel like lobster, like, you kind of
You have to dip it in butter or something.
Oh my God.
Crab, you can go raw dog.
You can raw dog crab.
You can raw dog crab.
I'm going to get another cluster here, Dylan.
Loose on my soul, bro.
When I see you, I'm going to give you the biggest hug, bro.
This is like, this is the one, bro.
No, no, it's like, for realsies, bro.
This is good.
Bro, I don't need a plate.
I'm just going right into the bag here.
It's just all the grease is going into the bag.
Yeah.
I'll be honest with you. Do people order seafood boil a lot on Dora's or is this just like?
Um
Dude, I'm not gonna lie the best the best time bro. I'm surprised
None of you went to a place and had a seafood. We did together we did together. No, but I got no no no
I got like straight-up crab legs like I've never had no it's a little because I thought no
Yeah, I thought a seafood boil was like a stew. I didn't know it was like me
I didn't know it was like a culmination of shit
Is the little potato that has all the juices on it, bro, what the fuck is this? Oh
No, oh
No
Bro, but like look at this look at this crab meat, bro
Like look at that. I'm jealous right now. I'm jealous right now
What does this see you should have ordered yourself one, bro? Oh
My god, it's got my finger open. Oh my god. Oh, no
No, that deck could happen.
Oh, you caught yourself, bro?
I just caught myself fully open, oh god.
See, to be honest though, if I didn't live with my family, there's no way I'd be able to eat all.
This is so much food, bro.
Oh my god.
So Ron, what are you gonna do?
Brother, I just fucking destroyed my finger.
Oh wait, really? You're bleeding?
Wait, Jinxy, so you live with your whole family?
Yep, yeah, my whole family.
The crab fucking bit me.
You got pinched, bro. What the fuck? No, what the fuck is that most do you live with your dad?
It is your dad just visit you
Now he visits I
Gotta go to the hospital. Yo
Wait, are you actually bleeding? Yeah, but I'm okay. I'll survive today. It's you know, that's all right
I mean listen, you know we came close to beating this wait you're
Oh
Those you're not getting off are you quitting wait? Oh, this is
This this meal was my way of being like yo guys. I was like see you later. You know I mean like now
You're not you're not quit it most we can't quit bro. We can't wait. No, it's not quit
It's more of like a y'all. See you next time. You know, I mean
Bro, we can't pick this up later like we got to beat all these games
No, I get that but I have to go to I have to go to a show. It's like an opera thing
Wait, what? Wait, Los, you're so used to an opera
Nah, dude, I'm in this for the long run bro. Listen if it goes all night fucking like I'm in it
I'm in it already so I'll be low. Wow. You're actually just farming W's right now. Okay
Yo, why I just open the twitch chat. They're spamming hashtag grape Los. What is it a joke?
I'm not laughing.
Yo, what the fuck is this?
Dude, I'm blaming both your chats.
What? I'm blaming you.
My chat would never say that, bro.
Hey, Lose, who ever gonna meet you, bro?
Am I ever gonna meet you, Lose?
It really leads to talent, bro.
We're gonna go to Nobu.
But wait, Ron, how many times have you met Lose, right?
I met Lose back at the Super Bowl.
I think it was like four years ago,
but he had a security guard and everything,
everything but I couldn't go up to low.
What the fuck is security got, bro?
You're saying it like this.
You're not a great poppy.
Low, low, low, low, low, say on God.
Say on God you didn't rent a Rolls Royce Cullinan
and have diamond chains on red October Yeezys
and have a security guard named Bruno block me from saying hi
to you for about 45 seconds until you're like, no, bro,
he's cool.
Wait, wait, what the fuck?
I was in LA where I don't live, so we needed a car.
And yes, we rented a Rolls Royce.
But you just named the things that I was wearing once.
I had run October and Diamond Chain.
Yeah, what is that?
I mean, I said the plan, that was like,
it was like your 38th birthday or something like that.
Los, how old are you?
30, dude, I'm 31.
Jesus fucking Christ.
No, like, Los, okay.
I'm 27.
I'm 23.
Los, I'm not even bullshitting you, bro.
Like, genuinely, in life, like, when do you actually,
like, do you want to have a family later on or no?
I'm being, I'm, I'm actually not even,
I'm not even trying to be funny.
Let's not go down this road, bro.
Okay. Let's not, I don't want to go down this path.
I don't want to embarrass you.
Like, please, let's not get in a relationship.
Basically, basically what he was saying.
But I wasn't going to be like, I wasn't even trolling.
Like, do you actually want to have a son one day?
A son.
I do. I want to have at least one son
and at least one daughter.
So like if I have two kids and they're both a girl
or both like I'm gonna keep going until like at least one
of each you can produce.
You can like, bro.
Like, like it's to the point where I'm like dehumanize.
I'm literally dehumanize.
It can reproduce.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
I think I can then.
I hope I'm not shooting blank bro.
It's almost like.
Do the jokes ever like piss you off at all?
Or do they affect you?
Funny, you're doing the, like,
that's like literally punching someone in the face
and going, yo, dude, does that hurt?
Bro, like, I always wanted to ask you that.
What the fuck are you talking about, bruh?
No, but look, I'm being so like,
like, you ever, like, you ever actually by yourself,
read it, like, you see a Tik Tok about you
and you read a comment, it's just like,
just like some obnoxiously bad, like,
like, literally I said, like,
this seriously ever affected you?
actually asked me like oh does it not know like there's no there's literally
nothing at this point that I could see that would actually like in real life
effect like where I'm like upset or like no there's nothing there's nothing
bro because dude you gotta think who's saying it it's one thing if it's like
you know but like you're coming at anonymous random comments for people who
are probably on their parents Wi-Fi they probably smell like shit probably a
Cheeto dust and Cheeto stains on their tidy whities. It sounds like and like these are the dudes. They're sitting on Reddit
These are the guys saying shit like dude. I don't care what they say only people I care about people I respect
Are you projecting? If I don't respect you, I go fuck what you say to be honest and so
yeah, I
Just want to say bro like
If the jokes ever do affect you Los like that's okay
It just means you're a person bro with feelings like it's not a isn't you're a human bro at the end of the day
Like shit's gonna affect you. He's like no no
Let's let's turn this around cuz we talked about me you guys. Yeah, what is a comment and be real don't bullshit
What is a comment that if you get it?
It really like you're mad I
Don't like it when people insult my gaming skills
Come on, bro
What's wrong laughing that's not real like you know I'd be real what I mean for a minute here, dude
You both got corn. Let's be real and not corny. I
hate when like
Like like like name calling or you talking about like like any type of comment or any way the chat gets or something
Or what is the one thing you hate? We don't like it
when someone okay
No, because if I say it's gonna add fuel, so they're gonna do it more in person
But like you know what you're right, but Loki what I hate when I don't even know who started it back when we were in phase
Who like said the joke first?
Yeah, like people genuinely like there's nothing wrong with it
But like it's just annoying people genuinely just call me Indian in person like they're just like like I
Don't know what it is. If you go if you Google times of India
I'm like the fucking president like they post
No, I'm not Indian.
But this is like, what?
What?
Wait, what?
Yeah, I'm not sure.
But I thought-
No, no, no.
I thought Ron, I thought that was like-
Who made that joke?
Who's the one who started it?
Wait, so Ron, um, what is your, like, ethnicity then?
I'm white.
Ron, you are definitely-
It's something.
I'm- I'm- I'm white.
But your ethnicity is just white?
Because Jewish is not an ethnicity.
What is your what is not really am I not my mom's Italian? I don't know what my dad's side is
You know, you know, I don't know my dad loose
I haven't told you know your dad
You know, it's not it's not continue bro. No, I didn't see what I'm confused. I'm looking into my corn, bro
I don't understand you dropped your head
I'm making sure my corn grease wasn't spilling continue bro. So run
I do want to do I want to do a DNA test, but I'm just I'm just too much of a lazy sack of shit
All right, they said you're in they said that you're Indian and Jewish
But that's not ethnicity
Is it that's not like I'm not a jinx you just straight Jewish, but
No, I'm Cuban and check I'm Cuban and check you're what?
My my mom my mom's dad was from Cuba and my mom's mom was from Czech Republic
I'm 25% Jack 25% Cuban and then like 12% of I need 5% how you did a test
Yeah, cuz my mom is like 50%
Loose what are you?
So my dad is like full Italian
Yeah, I can yeah, I can tell my mom is half Italian and Irish
but you're Irish
Yeah, so I'm like
that's why my beard is I
I think why my beard came out like this. I don't know
But yeah, so I guess 75 percent Italian wait, you're not wait wait wait you're not ginger
Change what because you have like an orange beard. No my be it's
It's honestly
It's such a weird thing because your hair is my entire body is orange except my beard
They're guys dark hair everywhere my whole body boy. I gotta put this away. I mean so I mean too much
I got a bit sweat bra. I got a I gotta take my headset off because of the crab grease
No, I'm I know I am like I I technically have like a genetic mutation
You should have never said it
No, like that's like what it is if you like look at it like okay
Why do you just randomly have a different color beard that is like technically genetic?
So you're a failed experiment.
No, I'm technically like a mutant.
But like in a good way.
Like guys, this is another thing, Jack.
Yo, bro, if you look a little different or, you know, these people trying to change their
look like they get surgeries and they, listen, I'm all for girls getting new titties, new
ass.
That's cool.
Fuckin' with your face, your lips, your, you know what I mean?
Your eyes, your nose, your ear, like, your chin, like.
It's just like if you lose.
Don't start fucking with your face.
Dude, listen.
If you lose the race of just genetic, just like,
just go with it, bro, who gives a fuck?
You know what I'm saying?
Like if you just.
No, but this is the thing, this is the thing, right?
What makes you you?
You are what makes you you.
There's no other you.
Do you want to go to the surgeon and go,
hey, I want to look like this, this, this, this, this guy?
No, bro.
So like, yo, the way that you look, it's good.
So don't let anybody tell you, oh, no, I got to look like I got to know, bro,
what you want to just look like a carbon copy of other people.
You are what you look like, and nobody else looks like you.
Wow. And I'm even saying it like, like, like, you know, like Ron, you know,
they say you're Indian, whatever, like you're you're a unique person, right?
Like Jinxie, very unique, strange looking guy, right?
Yeah, like I'm normally large for the span of like last 10 years,
But that's what makes Los Los like look at him, bro
Like would Los still be funny, bro? If he like actually had a six pack like no, bro
That's what makes him funny. He's like, I mean look at him, bro
It's like, you know what I'm saying and let's see even in the evening you try to joke. It's like no, but so
Guys some people genetically they just aren't like they can't gain weight, right? There's people like that
You're not
There's people who genetically are bald, right?
There's people who are genetically with great hair.
You can't control these things, right?
All you can control is, how do you look at life, right?
That's how you control it.
Are you kidding?
I mean, I do agree that no human should change
their appearance, like really,
I think that makes them special.
Everyone is special in their own way.
That's how the world created you.
but do you think you actually believe what you said you had?
Like genetically you can't lose weight.
I know that if I like was on a strict thing
I could get in like great shape.
I know that.
Do you think you can do it?
Yeah, I can do it.
But why don't you?
I just don't want to, bro.
It's like, I lose the passion for it.
Like, bro, you ever like stop eating bullshit
and you're like, damn, bro,
like why am I stop eating that?
I have free will, I can just open this fucking food and just eat.
Like, bro, what is this?
Like, what is this?
Like, I'm not eating this.
But no, no, but this is what it comes down to, bro.
If you, you just eat whatever you want, right?
What do you think I'm a fucking like animal?
Like I just eat everything that comes to my face?
Like, bro, no, I eat healthy, bro.
I dead ass eat healthy.
No, you don't.
I dead ass eat healthy.
I dead ass eat healthy.
I do not eat healthy, bro.
I do not eat healthy, bro.
How do I not eat healthy?
All I eat is like steak.
Dash you fucking you don't eat healthy. Okay, you know my lot. Okay. Let's go door-dash for door-dash. That's
Like bro, my last meal was like everything that I eat is just normal food
Well, when I was with you you were kind of just eating like a slob. I
Ain't like a lot of you ate pretzels every single night and then gunned it down with a fucking bottle of beer
What are you talking about? Well, like this is close to yeah, this goes to my point Jinxie, right?
He for whatever reason looks like he could just eat whatever the fuck
It doesn't affect him right? Bro. It's because of metabolism, bro. It's all orangey. Yeah, no, that's what that's what I was saying
I'm just people have a
Fast metabolism some people don't that's it like you could get asked right now
Going a month to month bender of eating whatever the fuck you want drinking every day
You'd probably look the same
That's not true, bro, in BethCope, in 2020, well, you're not totally wrong.
You're not totally right.
In 2022, I got fat.
There's the images.
Bro, in 2022, I got fat, bro.
You got fat.
Yeah, I was chubby.
I was fat.
Bro, I started running every single day, like exercising every day, and just eating, like,
it's not about eating better.
I'm just like, I'm not going to be a pig.
Bro, I used to play Rainbow Six Siege 10 to 12 hours a day playing ranked all day.
Every night I would order a Domino's handmade pan pizza medium and I would get a fucking
lava cake.
Every night I looked like shit, felt like shit.
Bro, I think half of it is metabolism.
The other half is your lifestyle.
I mean honestly, bro.
Hey, you got to speed up your metabolism.
I mean honestly, I used to be fat.
Like I used to really be like fat in 2023.
three and see what are you like looking around like the room I'm not like I
I didn't you bro continue and we're all paying attention like I dead ass used to
be like way more overweight and then I would run like no troll like three to
five miles at night that's how I lost my weight you don't believe me
I literally I literally I lied to you I literally five miles at night I literally
I literally you saying boat bro I swear to God bro I used to I posted on my
I burned their bro back in the day.
You could go find it.
I would run three to five miles every night.
I would hold myself accountable.
That's how I lost weight originally.
And then I started to eat bad again.
But now, but now I'm in my prime.
Like I'm dead ass.
I'm on the.
All right.
Yo, it's like I'm trying to not laugh.
You just said you're in your prime.
You're like a muffin.
I will make a bet right now by next year, this time around.
June, I could get a six pack.
I could do that.
I'll make a tweet too.
Dude, you've done it.
Yo, he like, he owes his fans like 50 grand,
By the way, bro, he does this every year where he like sets a date and a time of when he's
going to get a six pack and he's like, life can reach with this.
If I don't have a six pack by this date, I'll give you $50,000.
He didn't pay a single person.
Ron, bro, you stopped setting a date and a time.
The thing about weight loss is it's not about telling people you're going to lose weight.
You just kind of do it.
You just one day choose between yourself because as soon as you invite the outside world into
it, that's when everything gets fucked.
It's about in between yourself, looking in the mirror like,
all right, I'm done looking like this, bro.
I'm done doing this shit.
But once you bring it to Twitter, bro,
you're not going to lock in.
It's different.
You're not going to lock in.
It's about you and yourself.
It's your own journey, bro.
You're right, bro.
Like, Los, you said you're down three pounds, right?
Los, you didn't tell people about it.
You didn't tweet about it.
You're right, bro.
Los, you're down three pounds.
You didn't tell people about it.
You didn't tweet about it.
You just did it.
You lost the weight.
First, I'll have a suspect anyone who likes the street will be entered into are you tweeting it literally right now?
Are you literally tweeting it right now?
When it likes this tweet will be entered together. I'll give ten people this motherfuckers doing another tweet
$10,000
See you guys
it's just as soon as you invite Twitter into it, it's not going to, it's not real. It's
not a, it's, it's a, it's an inner journey, bro.
Los, like, um,
That's a good tweet.
Los.
Mods go link that. Thank you.
Los, what in your lifestyle did you change your loose three pounds?
Bro, he fucking forwarded, like in the morning, like, what do you feel like, what did he do
in his lifestyle to lose three pounds? I don't know, maybe went to the bathroom this morning,
Like, I don't know, bro, like, you don't just lose 3-0, like, you lose weight in the beginning of the day, bro.
Mark my words right now.
June 1st, 2027, I have a six-pack and he likes his treat.
Yo, guys, don't fall, stop falling for that.
Yo, he doesn't pay you.
He just gets fat, he gets fatter, and then it runs, he doesn't pay you.
I bet, I bet.
Anyone who likes that treat just know that you're going to get blessed if I don't get this.
Bro, are y'all ready to play some yo, we got three games to be and they're the hardest one
So let's let's start like we gotta start going. Let's go. Let's game
Those fuck most did you actually think that like ordering a seafood boil
Yeah, okay those last thing though the neutral lay I'm not trying me funny
Like I'm not trying funny. What is your body fat percent? I'll tell you mine
No, I wanted to know because you actually inspired me. You're talking about like seriously Ron. Oh, my body fat percent is 30% almost Los. So wait, is Los actually getting off? Bro, he's his camera's not on.
I think most what the fuck.
My body fat percentage is none of your business. All right, and I'm gonna also say this too, bro
I
Have a goal in mind and I've already said it. I'm gonna lose 40 pounds
Which which I think well, I think I'll have abs at losing 40 pounds, but I'm gonna lose 40 pounds
At least maybe it'll be an outline of abs
I'm not laughing. I'm just gonna be laughing. I'm allergic to some of the seafood
And my yeah, so my goal is by my next birthday, that's like 200 days.
When's your birthday days?
So you'd have to lose a pound every five days ish.
No, more, right?
But Los, let me ask you this.
Why wait a year?
Why not just make this like a two, three month thing?
No, no, no.
What do you want me to lose 40 pounds in two months?
I think it's a lot of its water weight.
No, I think the easiest way to lose weight is just water weight.
No.
I don't know if I'm gonna look, hold on bro, that's it.
I feel like Losie can actually do it, I believe in you.
I don't believe in you bro.
Should I document the journey?
No, don't do that, I tried doing the same thing and it lasted one episode.
Bro, this is what Robin and Lacey do.
Bro, I tried documenting the whole thing and it lasted one episode.
I think, yeah.
No, no, no, but I'm not saying like, it'll just come out at the end.
like what is like as a movie those no one's going to the theaters to watch
Los Polos wait talk to me I just something I can say right now I'm not
gonna say it's a yo I'm not saying that movies bro I never said in the fucking
movies I said he would come out like a movie like not episodes like you said
dumb bop what would your movie be called Los I mean bro I don't know it just be
called like you owe a documentary from like eight years ago that you never put
out I think that I think it would just be called like the title should be called
I locked in and then you click on it and then it's all all of a sudden you see
like a crazy like you know so basically what I'm hearing now is we're gonna be
right up we're gonna be part of the documentary you guys are yeah most what
is red I'm like our ETA have you heard of that so you're trying to get me to
go on red and true time you're a piece of shit dude losses and I said I lost
doesn't need red but what was that if anyone in here or any of you got your
guys chats anyone's got a red a plug hit me up did you just but did you just dump on
that idea completely now you're backtracking bro hi hi hey hey what the fuck is this bro
what what happened most what I was streamed I'm done bro fuck this was it a
chat you read for most relax bro that my was it a jinx is true most what did you
read there's a fucking there's a rat on the screen oh fucking chipmunk with my
face on it lows that wasn't me bro that was fucking hi-fives dude that was
I'm gonna fucking unplug you in three seconds. Oh
Los I've told you this maybe 11 times now. Hi guys is a real person. He's not like AI, bro
What do you mean? You have an AI that you talk to you?
That's what I heard hi guys and we're not our separate entities Los Los doing him. Oh, I should introduce loose to Leo
Let's get on Paul guys. No, Ron.
Call Leo. Yeah. It's actually a
great idea. We should have Leo
talk to high-vives. Hold on. Let
me. Let me switch mics. Before we
get this game. Uh we didn't win.
Fall guys. Yo, you guys are going
to have to bring that ass back.
We did not win. Fall guys. Ron,
going up. Let's go. We got work to
do boys. Let's go. I'm changing
my skin yeah those I think the hot dog is like a dead giveaway just go somewhere
out go somebody else yeah I'm gonna just do like blank and then hopefully they
don't hey Leo I'm with the Twitch streamer Los Polos TV he wanted me to
introduce you to him he says hello
What's good my nigga?
Oh, that's not, that's not, that's not Leo.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
What the fuck?
I didn't know.
What the AI do you got?
Hold on, hold on, that was not Leo.
Alright, we're done with the AI.
You're on, what the fuck is that AI man?
You're doing up y'all.
Not Leo, hold on.
Ron, I invited you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we switched back to our other mic.
What the fuck was that?
Come on boys, we gotta, like, let's go. We got work to do. Let's go.
We gotta win three more games.
Chad, which game is gonna actually take us the longest?
Well, Fall Guys! Literally.
Like,
Fall Guys.
Literally Fall Guys again.
I'm telling you, you guys are severely underestimating this fucking game.
I lost join. I invited you.
Fall Guys is the easiest game to get streams night in.
Wait, they're saying apex actually yeah, I didn't think about that because apex none of us are good at it. Okay, all right
Most ready up
Most you're not ready to up bro. Come on. I'm looking still hungry like after eating some of that
Well, Ron, this is kind of like sort of what I was saying where this ties into the whole like
Muffin tops love handles mob situation, bro
We just add literally three bags three bags straight up of like corn crawfish crab legs shrimp
Why the fuck are you hungry? Yeah, Jinxie. Are you like sending like haters to my like
Tweet or something like that like what are these comments? Oh?
I don't know man. Maybe it's a scam. Can I report that to me to Elon Musk? You never pay out the winners
Bro, if you paid out the way, I didn't it's a scam. It's my job. How do you know? I don't have the winners
You told me in Tampa that you didn't pay a dime
Got it so now most got it so now we're gonna leak shit got it
So she just it's coming nuts actually though this guy was my friend
Yo, Tubbs you in?
Most everything okay? Why are you on your phone? No, it's what's wrong?
No, you know just just just some shit
What's going on?
What's wrong, bro, it's not that you got a warning, are you good?
What are you good?
We're not just canceling order.
No.
Hey, those of you dead, that's good or not?
Do we need to get off, bro?
We just rescheduled this the other day, bro.
Don't worry about it.
Yeah, if you want to, yeah.
Yo, guys, we're not rescheduling shit.
Yeah, if you want to be here.
Yo guys, we're not rescheduling shit.
You guys are being fricking babies.
See, I think I'm a little bit of a baby race right now.
Just lock in and wait.
Look, Los, why are you not...
You're not like...
What's up with your spirits, bro?
Yeah, what happened?
Everything okay?
I just scored.
You scored?
What the fuck do you mean you just scored?
Scored.
Wait, we lost.
We got eliminated first round.
I literally crossed the finish line wait who didn't cross it did you cross bro? Of course I did yo guys
Like I don't want to be here for the rest of my human life
Rose get the fuck off your phone and start playing
You're not locked at all. They're not I only crossed the finish line, bro. Well yell at it, bro
Guys, how did I I keep calling and I just keep getting eliminated what this is aids man
This is literally aids. I'm going through the motions over here. I just keep getting to the finish line and none of it matters
Let's go. I'm gonna be honest. I think you're doing good, bro
Thanks, man. I thought you crossed it. What's happening? Yes, I did
So we all crossed it. We got eliminated. Okay. Yeah, someone's lying here, and I'm pretty sure it's low
I'm not just saying that you just ordered more food on your phone. No, I've never ordered anything. I wish I did but
look guys I like I want to be dead-ass bro the two hardest games are up after
this we need to win fall guys like honestly I feel like I can speak for
the chat to we low-key like one fortnight to last at least 10 hours but
that'd be fun bro we're just playing the same shit over and over like that'd be
fun be good bro you want to get on fortnight for 10 hours I mean that's
what you want to do it's not what I want to do it's what the chat wants to do
okay you love jump jump on this one jumps it up don't run it's losing out
run and jump run and jump I don't know what I'm doing man bro I just want to win
Run and jump run and jump
No, run and jump
What the fuck man
Those good shit most good fucking shit
Let's fucking do this thing
I don't know guys like I'm saying I've been locked. I've been locked
Jinxie Los is quote-unquote too cool. He'll be quitting soon. Los. I'm being told that you're gonna just like quit by so many people
Not gonna quit bro
Because Los we committed to this we can't let people down. We have to beat four games
Wait wait explain this one explain this one. Let's just be done. All right on this one
You jump through the hoops. There's gonna be rings that come
They're golden rings, try to get on the bounce pads
and dive through them, all right?
Get out of there, there they are.
The smaller the ring, the more points you get.
The smaller the ring, the more points you get.
Lock in.
From locked, hold on locked.
It's so crazy that they're still trying to hold me down
when I'm doing this.
No, don't let them get in your head, Luz.
They're just trying to get in your head.
Keep doing- keep doing your thing, Lips. You're beautiful.
Can you go through?
Guys, are we locked or no? Talk to me.
I've made it through, like, three, but I don't know how much more I can do.
Oh no, guys. I'm like, we're- we're- we're in front right now.
Guys, just fucking relax. Keep focusing. Stay focused. Just keep focusing. We need to win.
Don't- don't jump. Just- just- just be on it. Don't jump.
The best thing you can do is dive.
Wait, channel, am I bad at this?
Yes
I've got so many hoops wait double hoop
We don't need first
This is the most locked in I've ever been in my life
How are you doing?
How are you doing?
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
I fucked up.
I fucked up.
I fucked up.
I saw this.
No, no, no.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Let's go for it.
Oh no.
Oh no.
I'm gonna sell out.
What?
I just got robbed.
Oh my god.
Fucking robbed.
Oh my god.
We're up by 16.
Nice, guys!
There we go, guys!
There it is!
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Good shit, guys!
Good shit, Moe's, good shit, Ron!
This is the teamwork we need!
Air Dapster, now everyone dab each other up, come on.
There you go.
That's all that.
For real.
Moe's, good shit.
Ron, good shit.
Thank you, bro.
OK, say it with me now, boys.
This one, you just jump on the yellow orgs.
If we win this, we're in the finals.
Jump on the yellow circles, all right?
focus focus focus the blue tunnels are zoned off you can't get in those
little blue orbs look for the yellow circles you can use these hexagons as
tags to go on already got one I got three I got three I got three I got
three I got three I got three what we want to do job no yellow fucking yellow
are you so needs because it's RNG no come on
RNG no like I'm stepping on it's yellow like a
minion you know the minion looks like or not
how are you close the yellow ones the yellow ones the yellow ones most are you
like oh I just find the yellow ones yeah they randomly regenerate the green
Close! The green can turn into yellow. They can turn into yellow, though.
I see, Mike.
The green looks- Do you know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Okay.
Honestly, camping in an area isn't a bad idea, either to get free ones.
Like, camping in an area is not bad, especially since we're all spread out.
It's also good to spread out, so we don't cover the same bases.
I'm gonna spread everywhere, hon.
His kid just took my fucking thing.
I got one.
The one I stole it.
We have to win this one of us. Yes, and we can we can rip right into fortnight man or apex
I just I really don't see us winning apex
Guys
Like the math on a fish. I think we're close. Wait, what is this? What is this? What is this? Is it one more or is this it?
This is final. Listen. It's us and two other squads on this you throw bombs at each other. All right
Oh, no, oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Look. How do you do it?
Most always stay moving if you stay
Wait, why is the ground yellow? What is this? Wait? No, this isn't the bombs wait. No, no, no. What is this?
This isn't the bombs. Okay, nice. Don't go to the acts don't go on the red X
Whoa! Do not go on the red ass!
I'm dead.
What?
How the fuck, man?
What do you do?
I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive.
The fuck did you die?
Lock it, Lock it, Jake.
Whoa, I got teamed.
Wait! Why the fuck is that?
I died!
Who's he sent to you?
Me, Lock it.
Alright, I got this.
In 2023, there was an award called the Streamer Awards, and I won Gamer of the Year.
Alright? Let me explain.
Shall we play the Gamer of the Year?
2023 Jinxie getting held right now going to the left. He's going to the middle dodging all the X's. Let me lock in
Making more X's or watching. He's focused right now. I
Got grabbed I got grabbed by a fucking degenerate
So let me lock in all right, oh no, oh no, it's getting hard
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh, GZ!
Oh, two people up there!
It's you! It's a 1v1!
Wait, no, 1v1, 3 people, 3 people, 3 people.
3 people, 3 people.
That's everyone right there.
I got it. Come on, bro.
Let me lock him. Let me lock him.
They're hugging each other. They're fighting each other.
party this maybe the water rises now I forgot about this I've never played that
I'm sorry and back to square one nowhere close listen I mean this with only
love what happened how do you die I was really bad cops we I think he thought
what I thought we thought it was the x thing and then I died because a platform
moves you told me not to stay still this bombs coming and I died because I
confused it there's another mode that looks similar to that but you throw
bombs oh my god we're not gonna get off all guys we shit well it's just everyone
Just smile. Let's chill. We could do this guys. Let's let's fucking walk in. Yeah
No, that was good, honestly, that was our best showing as a team yet, okay this one
You just memorize the fruit patterns and then just match up with the fruit
Another strat is following the crowd if you don't know follow the crowd if you don't if you don't know
But I wouldn't trust this because some of these kids are like iPad kids
All right
No, that one classic
Well, I'm not alive. This is not a kids game. By the way, this is I don't like people saying that we're just like a horror movie
All right, orange watermelon
Orange watermelon got it. There's only two to memorize the next one's gonna have four fruits to memorize
Orange watermelon already orange watermelon. I'm on an orange the one in front of me
All right
Bang here, I'm staying here
nice guys great work already guys watch out for the bar how did my hope did my
whole team done all right watermelon cherries yeah I got graph what type of
demonic ass shit am I playing how did y'all die instantly and then I got
cracked we did lose it's our other teammate we didn't lose yet no no we all
died I left my game lag okay of course run don't leave until after it's over
But I lost die we all died no died died look at my stream, bro
But is it evil fucking fall guys
Something went wrong with this gamer app reporting this error to Sony interactive helps something went wrong with this game
Why are you playing on them? We're never going home, man. I'm not
Bro, it's evil fall guys. Are we serious?
How does this happen to me man? It's not fair.
Can someone donate subs to low so you can buy a PC?
Bro, I have a PC with dual, 10 or whatever those things are called.
Yo, so are we gonna do a sleep stream? What the fuck is going on guys? Come on!
Come on, we gotta win!
Please bro, please.
I'm so fucking ready just to do a 24 hour stream.
Anyone else in the chat?
Ron, I invited you, Ron, I invited you.
I really believe we should do Fortnite before Apex, man.
I just wanna knock down as many wins as we can.
Please, God.
So you wanna end, Chad, what do you want?
You want Apex next or first night?
Apex is the hardest, man.
I think it's still in order of difficulty.
I'm not going to be on the
list.
My invite.
You almost did you get run by
close.
Most if I see you on that phone
one more time I'm going to
literally burn my own house
down.
Yeah, so we've gone fall guys
for three hours.
No, we have.
It's been two.
Two hours.
How many hours have we been on
fall guys?
How about get the timers going.
Enjoy your nice seafood boil.
I'm sitting here with a headache.
I have not eaten food today or drank water.
You have any?
I'm fucking like, I'm in pain.
Oh my God.
Wait, Los, you enter physical pain if you don't eat food?
Ha ha ha ha.
This body starts to shit.
So shut the fuck up, bro.
It's body.
We don't have talking about it.
This body starts to reject oxygen, bro, if it doesn't get.
So we have to win, like we have to win.
Fight!
This one's the only one.
This one's easy.
This one's annoying because of the ramp. The purple ramp just owns.
Just go first, just go first. Everyone run, everyone run.
Yeah, if you go first, you can technically get there in like 20 seconds.
It's just once you get clogged up in the ramp and we spawn at the back.
Wait, wait, what if I'm not meant for cocking ball torches?
What does that mean, bro? What?
What the fuck are you talking about?
Like, what if I'm just not meant for it?
Well, nobody asked if you would ever do cocking for a torture.
I was wondering what kind of kinks do you do, what do you answer bro?
I don't even want to know.
I feel like you get on like a pole and you spin around like a rotisserie chicken or something like that, like oil it up.
You're the only thing that gets rolled with the fucking corn dogs?
Here we go, I'm getting ramp cheesed again. Thank god.
You look like food player now.
Food player? The fuck is that?
I'm pretty sure you put food on your body or something like that.
It's purple ramp!
That could be the most disturbing thing I've ever heard of.
Yeah.
It's purple ramp sending chills down my spine.
If it's no boo, yeah, oh my god. No, but if it's no boo, yes, this purple ramp
King owns
You're going the wrong way
One night, I'm literally stuck
Or you guys pass this purple
I already caught him on
Thank God, honestly, I'm about to fall I'm about to fall
Bro, it's it's like I don't know what it is
I thought it was all based off weight, but the purple ramp no one's ever on it and it just glitches
What is that shit man?
Wait, all right. Nice guys. Come on. Here we go boys
The servers is crash
No, I hope so
I don't know. I don't know.
Los is in that last time.
I was moving.
We qualify. Thank God.
Run your games.
You're good.
Run. Los is built like his
character.
All right, well runs game. I'm gonna try to win anyway. It's up to us right now. Let's go. You're gonna play on me. What's
So those on this one. Are you after us? Wait Ron? Did you actually crash? Yes?
All right, let's we have to leave no, but it's no different from him dying and us carrying on you know I'm saying
We have to leave so when I crashed when you crash we all left
No, no, no, so what happens is for that when you two died that I and I went at the end like what happens
I would actually like that no troll like a crazy amount of money if you could get a fortnight win in 10 hours on ranked I just don't think you could I actually already done that bro
No, you don't you don't win ranked fortnight you play pubs against fucking bots. No, I've already done bro anything that you're saying I've done a fortnight I've done it you've won an FNCS
I've done it you've won an FNCS
Okay
You know FNCS, bro. I have won an FNCS
All right to be fair though Ron's FNCS is a little it's a little like up for that
That was what people considered ninja the best player
Yeah, and I was up all right. I was considered the best I was
Russell rings like yeah, you got a ring but there were six teams in a league
No, but it doesn't make sense because I could probably find a clip of you praising Ninja or Tifu
Like well, so I'm not a lot of bad, but they're not better than like
Yeah, they're not better than me. That's all I said. That's why I won
No, so I was ahead. There's a hot take that I was ahead of Tifu and Ninja during their prime
Like I was like the first Peterbop before Peterbop was like a thing
You were never on- uh- you were never- um, no, I- I- I- there's a theory going around.
It's like a whole documentary getting built.
Yo, guys.
Wait, nice, okay.
Oh, wait, I think we didn't qual-
No, we definitely did.
Yeah.
Los was the last person in the entire map to qualify.
No, I wasn't!
I just watched it. I just watched you!
I got fourth place and didn't qualify.
and didn't qualify. I actually this is another hot take. It's like a little steamy though,
like a little steamy. I think we could have won FNCS Val unknown.
Uh, we gotta ready up again. Like genuinely child, like I genuinely believe that.
Uh, those ready up.
Los, you do this thing where like you get dead last, don't qualify, get our team eliminated,
And then you take three minutes to ready up like just
Like those if you're gonna if you're gonna if you're gonna get dead last at least click the ready up button man
Bro leave it be bro. Come on
He's trying his best man. He's just a baby. He's only 30 teen years old
Most you good bro
Yeah
All right, instead of getting fourth place out of 32 people I'm gonna get third place
I think and then maybe we'll qualify. Oh, so you're just a baby, bro
Don't listen to him guys haters and motivators at your table with dinner or success. Let's remember that
Yo, it's not even bully like I just want the team morale to get spiked
Los is actually doing a good job bro. He's only 31 teen years old bro. He's trying his best
Like what the what what the fuck does that even mean 31?
He's still young my head hurts, bro. I need my head hurts. What do you need buddy need food?
Hey, bro, send me your address. I'm gonna send you some food. You gave me shit. I'm gonna give you some shit. I got you, bro. Oh
Bro, I don't want salad works again, bro. I'm not giving you
That's disrespectful after what you gave me, bro
No, just take like something for your head like I had a bill or something. Please man. It doesn't use that
I'm about to qualify in 12 seconds, I'd say.
Yeah, I'm gonna need you to carry right now, because I think I might be cooked.
Oh, I just glitched? Okay, I just warped through the map. Alright.
Yeah, me too. So Los, we're in sixth place right now, we're in seventh.
Uh, Los, can you help? Cause I'm pretty ass.
Alright, we all qualified.
Oh, wait.
Oh.
Run.
Run!
Run, go, go.
Just go, go, go, go, go, go.
I don't wanna see the same energy.
I wanna see the same energy!
Cause I crossed before any of you motherfuckers!
And all of a sudden now it's all quiet in the hall!
Fuck this shit!
Fuck this shit!
Shut the fuck up, tubs!
Yo!
Alright, guys!
We're equaled! Here we go! Here we go! Here we go!
Alright! Locked in!
There's only six squads left! We got this!
Those...
Rose, you're actually adorable, bro. I just wanna squeeze your cheeks, bro.
Dude, I'm so fucking on my head! It's pounding, bro!
Do you need water?
What the fuck is egg scramble? What?
Do you have a-
Use right trigger to grab eggs, store them in your net.
Yes, we have to put them in the net, bro.
Get a bunch of- people are gonna grab our eggs though, they're gonna take our eggs,
focus.
No, it's- everyone's eggs are the same.
Oh, this is excellent.
Our team's-
They're gonna come to our net is what I'm saying, they're gonna come to our net.
Yo, give me that fucking egg, bitch.
My own teammate grabbed me cool why not right dude I don't want to be that guy but we're in the last place everyone is
targeting our net
All right, so we need to start going to the other nets and taking those shed they have a golden one. What is this though?
Probably extra points
Goldies you guys are on dick bro. Yeah, I'm just gonna go the other basket
Motherfucker, bro these guys have a
Wait, red has no eggs.
Fight, just keep targeting red, keep targeting red.
Red has no eggs.
I got a gold one.
But you can throw them guys!
We need a bully red, we need a bully red.
Red has no eggs, we need a bully red.
Oh no, oh no, we have no eggs now guys.
No, we have no egg, you look...
Cool man.
Alright guys, yellow is...
Okay, I have a shot, I have a shot, I have a shot.
I'm just gonna take all of yellows, I'm gonna take all of yellows just out completely.
If I get grabbed one more mother fucking time
How many times can I get grabbed holy this is unhuman
Taking this little ass I caught on just bully the red team. They have no eggs. It doesn't matter about yellow
Yes, oh
Actually
Believe the red thing yeah, I'm an idiot. Oh
We instantly won got it
It's not you like a hit like a emo. Hold on. It's just pumping me get away. Don't emo. Just win. Don't emo
We have nine seconds up they have zero eggs, bro
Oh my god
I don't want to stab!
Why the fuck did our eggs despawn?
Why?
Why does they fuck all of them?
Alright.
There are only four squads left.
This is probably going to be the final round.
Lock the fuck in.
Okay.
Hopefully it's semi, so let me go to top two.
Focus, focus.
Maybe this is semi.
Is it a hard one?
This is good, this is good, this is good!
Okay, run and jump, run and jump.
Do not run.
You need to keep jumping because if you run it brings you back.
Why do I die?
Why do I die?
Don't ever die, don't ever die.
Run jump, run jump.
If we win this, we go to the top two,
which is a 50-50 flip for finals.
Run jump, mainly jump.
Do not die.
Oh, softouts, well, come on.
Keep jumping.
I'm locked, I'm locked.
Maybe going on these pads will make you go faster.
I think these pads will make you go faster.
I'm not even joking.
Did I risk it, did I risk it or not?
I despawned, all right?
I don't know the pads, despawn.
Come on lock in
Okay, wait what you only eliminated one squad
Okay, okay, okay one V1 V1. Let's fucking alright. There's only two of the squads
Just grief everybody that ass is grief everybody
Los we're gonna try to survive you just grab people I am but don't die with them Los please focus please God focus
I'm just gonna grief. Let's just grab as many people as you can
Griefing and griefing and griefing and griefing and griefing and griefing and griefing and griefing and griefing and griefing
Thanks, you're gonna be the Jixie you're gonna be the star factor. Okay?
Pull the guy down
I'm literally graphing everybody like a piece of shit.
Oh my god, I'm actually a piece of shit.
I'm gonna get hate threads in the fall guys' forms.
No way, I just hold the game.
I fell down.
What?
One thing alive!
One thing alive!
I'm way down!
Bro, I'm way down!
Stay alive!
I'm way down!
Oh no, I got a pro in front of me!
What is this?
Don't cut me down.
Yo, go slow!
Who's this to me?
Don't cut me down! Yo, go slow! Who's this to me?
Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!
Oh no!
Go slow to us bro!
I'm on the yellow level!
Oh no!
Go slow! Go slow!
This is dead ass insane.
I'm on the bottom level. Oh, no, I'm on the bottom level. I entered I entered I'm on the bottom level. It's over
I'm gonna pull a god down with me
No, I entered I'm I'm I'm dead
we're never gonna get off this game we're never gonna get off this God
forsaken game what is this animation is it supposed to be or
I know flippy flippies want to case those guys that guy's actually clump at fall guys that guy's good
Oh, of course guys like my good players yep go to stable
Good guys I sold bro you're right go ahead and do the spam it spam it spam that I sold bro
I really change a lot this is not this is not it man this is not it
hit
what are you up bro what are you up team
i think i just came to the realization that we're gonna be on fall guys for the rest of
the night
i came to the realization that i think we might not end for another five hours
jixie didn't you have to go nine minutes ago
no bro i just dude i cannot be on the game all night bro like we have to win
Lowe's ready to fuck up, please!
Ready up!
Matchmaking canceled.
Just ready up, Lowe.
Shit!
What the 50 get there, Tony Jefferson?
Is that him?
Lowe's, I beat the snot out of you.
Is that actually him?
Nice.
I appreciate that, bro.
Is that a stretch?
Don't know what I did to deserve that.
My team's not readying up.
All right, I'm gonna get ready up and get the beer.
I miss you, bro.
You guys wanted this.
All right, let's go.
No one's ready up.
I'm gonna start getting beers.
I'm done.
No one's ready up.
I'm fucking fucking ready up.
No one's ready to drop.
Are you like disabled?
You're the only one not ready up right now.
I've been ready up the whole time.
I'm talking about Jinxie.
I'll give you a thousand.
Thank you, Tony Jefferson.
Yo, Ron, can you get me a thousand subs?
Can you get on a fucking meat watchers program?
Yeah, thank you.
Yeah, thank you.
I'll give you a thousand so that I can't sell out.
All right, you start first.
No, no, come on. You first. Come on.
I'm gonna do it on an anonymous account right after bro, just come on go first
Come on bro
Dude we'll just, we'll just get
Wait why don't we just gift each other both like 5,000 subs?
Um, I got an idea
Why don't you
Out of that 9 million dollars do you send me 500,000 of it bro?
We're in a game somehow, nice
How are we in a game bro?
Nice
You know those why don't we do something for the community why don't we just give all of our money that we've made to the chatters right now
Okay
As everyone's gonna lose this twitch chat and kid chat with your
Yeah, give me your cash out and we're gonna bless everyone matter of fact
everyone who types gets a thousand bucks everybody in this chat yo guys yo
guys so just fair warning hi guys put the beer counter above my head let's do
it bro stop oh my god high-five put the beer counter above my head
mother's we're trying like you're just a mother's bumper don't want to ready up
I
Did you just put your cash app inside yo, don't worry, bro
We're doing a community giveaway. We're gonna wait mad money since you want to talk all the money you make jingsy
like what the fuck is this call man like we're me and ron are giving away over a hundred
days what are you contributing to it to the communities nothing bro just fuck bro yo guys
just get across the finish line you know much money I donate you know much money I donate
to charity like off stream like bro I do it all anonymously because I just don't want
any of the credit I know and you dude you always do it like on April like 10th how are
Are we eliminated in round one?
With all due respect, are you motherfuckers playing the game?
With all due respect, no one gets eliminated in round one!
Because I can't play on the Nintendo Switch!
Only if I'm ready to!
No, you're not in the game!
Wait, why?
Oh, I'm not in the game?
Is this evil?
How are you not in the game?
No, I was never in that game!
I'm in this one!
Is this evil for us?
Wait, so most right now you're falling through the sky and it says squads at the top of the screen with connected to server bottom left
Yeah pipe dream is what you're on. Okay. Yo, man
We need to win now
We there's no goddamn reason wish we don't fucking fall guy for three hours. Hey, bro. I'll walk in everyone just focus
One bro, we're locked
After this run fortnight, what if we went our first game, bro? There's a world gotta be great
There's a world where we went out first game
Yo, what's your guys favorite?
shot like at a bar
I'm gonna give a green tea green tea green tea shot
Yeah, like a little shot
Oh, shit, like that you like the flavor like not I mean I just like it's like if I'm taking a shot
The killer mess is up my stomach man. Not a big deal. Yeah, I listen to this. I'm gonna tell you this and I told I told other people this
The best shot you could ever order at a bar and I promise it's real
It's not it's not I'm not trying to joke around. It's called a wet pussy shot. Why okay?
Yes, it's called a wet pussy shot Google it if you want you know
Well, yeah, don't just Google wet pussy, man.
But Google wet pussy shot.
So what is it?
Dude, it's there's peach in it, like peach snops.
There's other shit.
It's kind of like a green tea, but better.
It's better than the green tea shot.
You would like if you like green tea shots.
But the thing is, I'm not going to like order that, though.
Like, it just sounds like it's like if I go to the bar
and I say, I want a wet pussy shot,
they're going to give me a wet pussy shot.
Yes, if they don't know what it is, you could be like, oh, look.
And like, wait, I'll need to take a picture of a wet pussy.
Yeah, it's both a wet pussy.
I found your phone.
Who's not qualified, man?
I'm like, I don't want to call him.
I don't want to call him.
I'm still running.
I was the first one through.
Yeah, we're all done.
So you're like, you need to know true.
And I don't know if I'm going to get a retweet or something.
You need to know where your court is on levels, bro.
You're like freaking out, man.
Yeah, I didn't want to I didn't want to say anything, but yeah, bro
Like you need to chill out bro like we're all just playing video games right now. Just calm yourself, bro
Talking about what pussy shots right now like life's good man
So what do you be getting at the bar bro? What pussy shot? What do you combo it with? Oh?
I mean it depends on my mood, bro
What if you're in a frisky mood like what are you trying to get?
First you moon like you're just feeling good, bro. You're feeling good that night. You're like, I'm sorry, you know
feel good bro fuck bro frisky mood man I might drink I might do like a like a vodka
red bull no vodka Sprite splash a cranberry maybe maybe they got sugar
free but I also like I really like
I
Got killed cuz I just get grabbed by the way, so you know that I'm getting grabbed by the same three dudes over and over
pause um
What's your what's your guys favorite cocktail? I'll be honest with you, bro. I like lemon drops that make me a sissy boy
That's not really died
Me bro. I said that I got dragged I'm s
They all are on me. I also kind of like I'll be honest with you little sissy boy once again
I'm a big fan of the Moscow mules
No, those are great Moscow mules whiskey showers. Those are probably the best
Dinksy, how do I tell you that you're the only one left on the team?
Okay, I can't do yo, I y'all I can't do this now you can you actually need nine points
I cannot do this shit, bro. I'm being so free. I can't I can't I'm done
Gotta get out of here like I cannot be on fall guys for eight hours, man. This isn't what I want to do
What's Jake's favorite drink Los?
You chose this man
Jake see like
Ready up boys. Oh he likes um
Jack and coke Jack and coke
Yeah boys, be lost.
This is a toddler game guys.
This is a toddler game.
I would like to say this game isn't for kids.
I would say this is for grown men actually.
Well it's just sad because if we weren't streaming we would have won already.
We won first game.
Most, um, do you uh, ready up?
I'm, I'm, I've been ready.
BALF!
Okay, guys let me say this bro.
Alright man.
I've loose you said you asked for this I threw in fall guys as the easy little morale booster 30 40 minutes
This was my idea I didn't think this would take this long though this whole thing like I did not think this is gonna
Take this long. I thought Jinxie would have carried us to Rocket League first game
We wouldn't been on for 45 minutes, but he's ass. I thought loose would have carried this
You know what I'm saying because he's pretty good at this. He's ass
Fortnite we're gonna get a win first game because of me
Apex Legends by Akari, you know once again, Battle Royale, I'm a shooting type of guy.
Like, you guys need to handle the children's game, like, why can't we win this shit?
Why don't we just hop on the park on 2K instead of this, you know?
Hop on the park on 2K, a lot of them lose.
When it came to 3s?
Qualified, I qualified. Get in there guys, get in there.
Oh no.
Gats, get him in.
Oh no, Gats, you need to get in now.
Gats, you need to get in.
Oh no, we lost.
Did we just, did we just...
What?
I got in.
What?
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Wait, what?
Oh my God.
We're gonna actually be here.
No troll.
We're gonna miss.
We're gonna miss everything in the world, bro.
There's a couple of good world cup games coming up this week that I'd like to be able to witness if that's all right
Oh, Jensie now you understand how it feels like this is imagine this but for four fucking days playing Minecraft, bro
So now you understand it, bro
But guys the thing is though, please stop putting your cash out, please
Bro, but the thing is like
um
The first round of fall guys is kind of like the only people that really get eliminated on the first round are people that are on Nintendo
Switch you can see the icon. It's like eight-year-old skin eliminated. Oh, but you see you're not understanding, bro
We're not we're just getting stream site. Yeah, bro. I don't know maybe your subscribers like you
They're not stream sniping you bro. I'm getting grabbed as well
I just keep getting top four top five every time and then I look back and you guys are in southwestern, Lithuania
Like we're not ever shit. I finished for not hell though
Loose I'm not gonna lie bro like when you lay down. I bet you're just so warm, bro
You're like a bear. I want to just sort of hug you bro. That ass
Oh, dude, honestly now I think I want to punch you in the face
No, she wouldn't punch me bro. You love me, bro
Okay, bro. Come on. Let's do this shit. Let's get out of this. Yeah, that's the food boys
Three three three cherry. What is that? What is that?
Fucking coconut
Three coconut one pair three coconut one pair
If it's a three run to the coconut if it's a if it's one run to the pair
Coconut coconut coconut
How was anyone supposed to get knocked down like so curious wait to people died
who the fuck died I'm gonna stream off fucking died
I
Ready said four watermelons you pair. Yeah
Yeah.
Two pairs.
Los, did you die in first place?
No, be nice to Los.
Los, did you intentionally and nose dive into the lava?
No, be nice to Los. He doesn't know fruits, bro. Chill.
Three bananas.
Three bananas, two dragon fruit.
Let's go.
Three bananas, two dragon fruit.
And then one green thing, one green thing, one green thing.
Just one green thing three banana to dragon fruit one pair three banana to dragon fruit one pair three banana to dragon fruit one pair
Dragon fruit dragon fruit dragon fruit
Wait what I didn't lose hey eliminated again man. Wait. It's because of point base
So you earn points on survival so every second that goes on you get points. Yo, the problem is we have a teammate
I'm not gonna say who it is. We have a teammate who dies in five seconds, so we don't get any points
Loose did you jump into lava?
I've never seen someone die on count the fruit all you have to do
Loose is go to the big crowd and walk to it. That's literally it
So pal ready up. Loose I have a genuine question bro like he's now me. Are you just like going AFK?
Like
Loose all you have to do is go to the gigantic herd of people and you'll survive how the fuck did you die?
But I had the worst part is every time I die I see the same kid in my chest is saying this is a kid's game dot dot dot like
You know what we played the best is
When we weren't even talking about the game. That's low key. Just like like make a conversation
No, that's when I'd scored six goals in Rocket League. That's what it's literally what happened
That's the only fucking reason we got off that game
What kind of dick riding is this bro, you're gonna make me cum the way you're bouncing on my shit
What's up? What's your what's one of your favorite movies? I'll be honest with you, bro
I'm a big fan of kung-fu Panda. I like a goodwill hunting. Um, I like pursuit of happiness
I like Shawshank Redemption or suit a happiness. Isn't that a fucking Jake Cole song?
That's a Kid Cuddy song and the movies by Will Smith
What no, it's just funny like run like like doesn't know ball like he doesn't
Yeah, I don't know pursuit of happiness dude. I don't listen to that music
It's a movie movie movie run
It's a movie man
now the most I like inspirational shit man I like movies that are inspiring
like what are these guys gaining from holding us down like what are you
gaining out of this like they want the stream to never end bro and I've
just made it will I like they just want the stream to never end that's all they
want guys like to all the stream snipers like I'm I'm telling you right now like
I will get off stream like I don't like you think you're gonna like
After night
You're not leaving
back mountain
No, but I one time I walked like I walked in on my friend watching
You try to like cover it up
I'm the fourth guy in I'm the fourth guy in where you're at. I'm not even close
Ron's in Narnia. Let's check most
Loses, I'm actually good in spawn. Loses in spawn following. No, he's not a sound god
Why did you wait for the bar to get close to you before you jump?
Why not wait until the bar gets closed and then jump?
Where are you, Los?
Keep going.
Los, keep going.
Keep going.
This is good.
Keep going.
Now, slide.
Slide.
Jump.
Get in the hole.
Get in the hole.
Get in the hole.
Get in the hole.
Wait.
Oh, and our other teammate is even worse than Los.
Oh, my God.
All right.
Nice.
Oh, we lost.
We lost again.
I'm gonna kill myself. We lost by one point. We didn't qualify by one motherfucking cock-sucking point.
We should watch- OH MY GOD! We should watch Magic Mike together.
Low key. Yo, Loose, I think it's time to break out the gaming gloves, bro. Put them on.
Like- like no chill, bro. I think it's time-
I don't want to, bro, cuz I feel like I'm gonna need them for Fortnite, bro.
well then we have to win well we're never gonna get to fortnight guys do I
gotta spell this shit out for you we can't make it past the first round of
fall guys this is insane what if we all try to stay positive this game let's just
let's just stay positive like dead ass jimsy jimsy can you send me a hundred
grand yeah me too loose can you I don't know well writing up what do you need a
100 grand for I just want to see if like if you're like a true friend actually true
while you're at it send me to lose why the hell would I send you $100,000 right
now won't be the point of that I want it in cash
lose can you send me a hundred grand yeah wow see that's a W he didn't
question don't do anything bro.
Los, why are you not ready to?
Why are you not ready to?
I am.
I think your shit's like a visual glitch.
Yeah, it's a visual glitch, man.
Do you guys want to do it?
The other chapter said he's spectating, by the way.
You were spectating that whole motherfucking time.
Los, on this one slide, it's your square button
on your PlayStation controller.
Yeah, listen, listen, listen, you're
trying to get me advice.
You should take your own advice.
Your ass!
Oh shit!
I'm like literally the first guy to qualify in our group every day.
You know what I'm noticing chat? I don't know if you guys are either, but lowkey Jinxy's having an ego and it's throwing my gameplay off.
Yeah like yo yo bro like we get it you have 100,000 subs.
Yeah we are a team though bro like just because you have 100,000 subs doesn't mean you're cooler than anyone in the call.
Like I don't want to be that guy but I'm gonna be the guy you know what I'm saying like.
No no I see it too bro I see it, he changed.
Yeah, I was gonna say, I used to watch him play Rainbow Six Siege and he was like the nicest kid ever, he's like a sweetheart.
Now he's just like this egotistical fucking monster.
Yo, honestly, JXD, what's your problem, bro?
Like, what, what, like, what happened, dude? I thought you were like humble.
Yeah, low key.
You know what it is? It's like this front he's trying to put on with his like broken chair, etc. bro.
Yeah, that's performative, dude.
Yeah, it's performative as fuck.
I just get a secret lab or whatever. Yeah, you're just a disgusting fuck. Oh, you're in last place too, Jinxie
You're in dead last by the way. You're literally in dead last. Ha yo
Holy fucking. Oh my god. We're gonna be here for this one. This one's on me
All right, so those exit and then req
Why is he talking to you like you don't know how to play loose? Yeah, like buddy like
Yo, bro, you're talking to me like I'm a disabled
Yeah
Yo guys, can I just be honest with you?
Real talk, like real talk. Go ahead. What say you want to quit so that way you can get all the flat
Well, if you witness talent, no, you can't quit. He can get off and then you know, I'm no guys guys guys
I'm in this bro. I'm trust me. I'm I'm not gonna. Honestly. I have a hot take here
I have a hot take here lows. I feel like the guy who's the most negative which is Jinxie is gonna be the first to quit
He's gonna create like some type of excuse like me and you I know we're locked like I don't want to be the guy about like
Oh, no, bro, but yeah, like like like Jinxie that can you can you respond to that because you've been really negative for the past like 45 minutes?
So guys, I'm trying to get us off of like fall guys in the fortnight
No, I ain't not any lows and I having fun
You know, I'm not sure what's
going on. It's like, okay, you're
right. You know what? Let's have
a go and do dare I say dare you
say it started since you started
drinking, bro. You have a problem.
I noticed that too. Oh my god.
Wait. What did he say? I thought
I'd be weird by calling it out,
but like he might have a fucking
problem like you might be an
angry drunk.
Jinxies everything right now.
Home or no?
Yes, yes.
Let me chill.
Let me chill.
Let's qualify.
Yo, guys, stop touching me, you fucking weirdo.
Get the fuck off me.
Why is there like a, why is there SpongeBob, how's SpongeBob in this?
That guy was on me too, but I got some weirdo.
And he's like the cool like version of SpongeBob from that one episode
When he turns into a caveman that one. Yeah, you are SpongeBob growing up
Yeah, I mean, I don't know if you watched like I didn't know he had TV when you grew up
Come on, he's not that fucking like like what I'm like
Do you see them land on the moon or no?
Oh my god that's not cringe dude, you made me cringe.
No way I made most polos cringe.
You made me cringe man.
No.
Ask Lose to drop the virtual bartender.
I'm in, I already went in.
Why did you guys dive off the map man?
Why did you do that?
I'm not getting blamed for this one, bro.
I'm gonna get blamed.
This guy's just grabbing me.
Look at this, bro.
This guy's actually sick in the head.
Get in the damn finish line.
Oh my god.
Why are you jumping?
Oh my god.
No way.
Do we come?
We're good.
We're good.
We're good.
We're good.
We're good.
We're good.
We're good.
We're good.
We're good.
We're good.
We're good.
We're good.
Thank you, bro
Locking
I'm just gonna fair warning this beer counter. It's gonna be up. Oh, are you a
Alcoholic you're getting mad talking about drinking bro. So you're seeing this fair warning this beer counter is gonna be out about three or four on
Fortnight, you know, I'm gonna show up, but you see I got a job you bro
Jaycee you're starting to scare me bro. I know me too. I might report you out. What the fuck dude scare you how?
I'll be honest with you bro.
Like, I'm not used to you drunk like this.
Bro, I don't see...
What is this?
What is this?
You dodged the target.
That's it.
You just stay on the path.
Oh, this is easy.
This is the dumbest mode in the game because no one ever dies on this.
I don't know why they...
Wait, why?
Wait, why?
Wait, I'm dead.
Wait, Lose, you died?
You died on this?
Wait, Lose, how did you...?
Lose, I don't know if this is like a bit or a character man, but um, you died on the easiest
mode in the game in five seconds how the fuck I've seen a lot of shit in my life
man like I want to be clear when I say this I've seen a lot of who else died
how did you all die I'm really alive I've seen a lot of shit in my life man I've
never even seen someone die on this mode let alone in the first two seconds
No, stop listening to him, bro. You're doing good, man.
All of his eyes are open.
Bro, listen to me. Burn your PlayStation 5 to the floor.
Bro, listen to me.
This is no way. This is why the Spurs lost.
Oh, shit. What the fuck?
You're a good leader. You need a good leader.
You are, you are, you are like, I don't even know.
You're like D.R. and Fox. You're like,
Oh, shit.
Like, I'm trying to get-
Oh, compare me to D.R. and Fox, bro.
Oh gee you're literally just like an asshole
Yeah, I get it like oh, yeah, that's how fun and straight but dude we didn't know
Flipping this on me
You know if you're stream-stabbing please jump off so we get top for if you're stream-stabbing please jump off
Please jump off please. Hey anyone who's in the game right now. Do you hear me if you jump?
No way, Loose, you really just couldn't have stayed up, bro, but it's okay.
You did it in a nice effort try, bro.
Look, look, I'm an extra run, Loose.
You too, bro.
And you too, Jinxie.
See, this is the problem.
You guys butter each other up.
Yo, man, this is a train wreck and we need to stop it.
Loose, how did you die?
I need a clip in front of my death.
I got a skibble ride and two down my timeline.
Jinxie went completely quiet after staying on auto and Loose pulled us, called him out
for changing and having an ego.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Damn, scuba riding and nothing to tweet today!
I fucking hate it bro!
I'm sick to my fucking stomach.
Thank you for the 5 gifted matter.
Thank you Bryce dad.
Dude, everyone's so positive in this chat that I gifted subs.
Just being here on the weekend almost.
It's Monday but it feels like a weekend.
Oh my god! I'm a bald guy.
Wow
This is such a good vibe
We just counted the one where our teammate won cuz that's what make you bro. Everyone knows that make you go
What if the win like makes us closer together come on?
Walk in everyone you got warning. This is the hardest mode in the game for streams. I've already died
Oh, we don't have any stream servers everyone in our chat or bots
Fuck in bros stop making excuses
Wait why do I not have a fourth teammate? Hello?
Yo, where's my fourth fucking teammate at?
Fall guys! What the fuck?
Where's my fourth teammate?
Sometimes the teammates are afraid that you make alone in the way bro
dude see what the fucking fourth teammate is the guy who's above us
hmm
fuck me in the ass hold up man you've got to go go go go go go go start
start quality, start quality, please.
The pizza's getting aggressive.
I repeat.
Start quality, please guys, seriously.
Oh, there you go, there you go.
Everyone is just waiting at the finish line.
Fine, get in front of them, that's fine, get in front of them.
The pizza, uh, the pizza, hey.
Los, where you at?
Los, Los, Los, what are you doing, Los?
Los, go, go, go, go, go, Los!
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Bro what just happened to my character?
Like what are you actually doing?
Like what just happened?
What are you doing guys?
Dude what is this game bro?
Why are you going in the middle?
Did we call? Did we call?
No
You're a...
you're an interesting guy man you're an interesting guy I'm all a mid-hookie
this is Eva Fargo you haven't even got better man I'm better in four hours
do we like like apex should come back to it or yeah right apex is gonna be way
AR than this. Bro! Los, you see my toolkit? Oh Ron does he know? Does he know?
Los, you don't see my toolkit so you can't implement a delay. So we're gonna get
sniped on Apex and Fortnite.
You're on um oh great seesaw again
Chad I told you guys I said I have a feeling fall guys gonna take four hours
Oh wait we your time and we can't put a delay
Does anyone even play Apex Legends we're gonna get in the same lobby over and over
Everyone is going to be queuing for the exact same match.
On the bread side we reached hours 3 of fall guys.
Stay on God we've been on this game for 3 hours.
On God we've been on this game for 3 hours.
I have Maud saying it.
Who wants to see another 4 hours of this bro?
Oh, I'm getting told, what was this game, Crash?
He's not even gonna scare, he's not even gonna scare.
I'm leaving!
Oh my god, we're actually never leaving!
I'm going, I'm leaving!
Like, this is gonna take forever.
is he getting food? Is he getting his food? Did he fake crash to eat?
most please join back us
you know the bright side have Swedish candy brown have Swedish candy oh he's
fake to get food I'm pretty sure
you having fun right now or no I'm sort of just planning out my world cup month
I don't know I'm not gonna be able to watch messy play tomorrow night. That's for sure messy playing tonight
Messy plays tomorrow night, and I'm gonna miss it because I'm gonna be on fall guys
With it who lived literally
Missed a fucking platform three times. This isn't an exaggeration. He missed the platform three times
And I don't even know if I'm going to be able to watch it, because Los Follos physically
cannot progress on a Fall Guys match.
I don't know how, realistically how, matter if you were going to get it.
You know, we just rescheduled this day.
Look, all I'm going to say is, did Los Follos brother just jump into his setup?
Stop!
Yo, where's loads, man?
Wait, look at Scott's skinny.
What the fuck?
Wait, look at Scott's skinny.
What the fuck?
I've been working out.
What's the confusion?
Jake, bro, join, bro.
Jake, what did Lewis tell you?
Did he literally tell you to take a spot?
Jake!
Are you-
Yo, bro, you're asking for you, bro.
Did you fake crash to go get food?
So, Joss is telling his brother to play. This is a fucking joke, man.
This is a fucking joke, bro.
We tried, we tried. Good.
Was that like a good rope? Like, what was that?
No, like you tried, you tried.
Jake, the problem is the frames don't line up.
Joss, ready up, please.
Oh, guys, I'm missing FNCS, bro.
Yo, Los, I have a question for you.
And no, I got up to take Advocz.
My fucking brain is fried.
Did you eat today, Los?
I'm not Advocz.
Advocz can't help me?
Whatever.
Los, I have a legitimate question.
Yeah.
So when you jumped and, like, dove off that ramp
four times. Was it sort of like a skit or what was that? Because no one was
grabbing you. No one touched you. So what the fuck was that?
So listen, so let me let me put it into terms that maybe the chat will understand.
Do you watch, do you know baseball? Do you watch baseball at all?
Here and there. Yeah. Show Hey Otani a little bit.
Yeah. No, no, no. So an iron judge, you know,
grounds out or pops up or, or, you know, strikes out, right?
You think he comes to the bench and you think there's dudes sitting there going yo, bro
Why'd you swing at this? Yo, bro shit's gonna happen man? Let's move on
Let's not harp on the last play because how's it gonna help us win this challenge, bro?
You see me critiquing my jumping
Shit
I mentally checked out
Right when you bring yourself to Aaron Judge, right when you bring yourself to Aaron Judge, I mentally checked out of that entire statement.
And this is the problem.
You're not Aaron Judge, bro.
This is the problem with your generation.
This is the problem with your generation.
That's right, bro.
You don't understand, like, these scenarios and these different lines.
I got a good comparison, bro.
I'm not gonna lie.
I think you should just shut the fuck up and play the game.
Wow look how peaceful it is now are we gonna win let's see this is disgusting I
like four hours of fall guys I wouldn't even like yo yo stop grabbing me man
little shit heads holy fuck a bunch of shit heads Aaron parts really should
We're doing this
Get the fuck in there, get in there Ron get in there
Wait my teammate's running away from the finish line. No, no, no, I gotta get out of here. I gotta get out of here
My teammate just ran away from the finish line.
Yo, cool, get the fuck in there!
What the fuck was that?
Shohei Blatoni.
Our teammate is grabbing most.
I'm not making this up.
Our teammate is grabbing most.
So we have a teammate sabotaging us.
I swear to God, our teammate walked away from the finish line,
turned around and grabbed most.
Yo, cool, can you do me a favor and go fuck yourself?
man
show me eats all the time
yeah this reminds me of this reminds me of something dude like
have you guys ever been like to like like a like a like a camp
oh yeah bro back in the day
no I've never been camping in my life
you've never been to a campsite
have I went camping I went camping I wasn't like in a camp I wasn't like in a camp
I've been in a campfire and sketchy, and I've got to leave every month.
Don't jump in the water, don't jump in the water.
Yellows, hey, fair warning man, if I see you nosedive in the water, I'm shutting the stream
off.
You can't nosedive in the water.
It's one thing if you get grabbed, whatever, bro, you can't just jump in the fucking water.
Alright man?
Please.
There's going to be a platform that comes out under our feet in about 5 to 10 seconds.
Just stay alive.
I just got hit with a bolt.
Stay alive.
Stay alive.
Stay alive.
Stay alive.
What does that sound?
What does that sound?
What does that sound?
What does that sound?
All you got to do in fall, guys.
Man, it's just follow the crowd.
That's it.
It's that simple.
There's the bottle. Get on the bottle. Just follow me, man. I'm the little pink guy.
I'm getting out, bro. I'm dead. This is just so cringe. This is so cringe.
I'm sick to my stomach man. I'm sick to my stomach bro. I'm getting held by a dude who's just killing himself with-
WAIT LOSES ALIVE LOSES DON'T DIE LOSES WATCH OUT FOR THE SPIKE
OH MY GOD I CAN'T SEE HEES
LOSES, WATCH OUT FOR THE SPIKE LOSES
LOSES IS AHEAD OF YOU BRO
What are you talking about, watch out. Let me watch a real gamer. Oh my god LOSES W SICK
LOSES did you just, you died. You fucking died. You died on the finish line. You motherfucker.
fucker if you got across the finish line would have followed by it Rose you
motherfucking motherfucker oh you had to be one walk into the fans like how did
you die nice shot Lose like real talk no no you're not even playing bad bro no
hey Rob take your phone run take your phone run take your phone run take your
phone watching run take your phone yo what the fuck is this Ron check your
Like some secret message without
So you think so you think most is the problem
Yo loose, what's up, man? I'm not gonna lie this team play me shit is disgusting like we're all trying our best right now
And that's all that matters
So most is at the finish line instead of walking into a fan
Stop bullying it!
He's not a hit bro. He's a fucking person. All right, let's raise this standards a little bit.
WOLF!
WALK INTO THE FAN!
WE WIN!
WE QUALIFIED!
WHAT DID YOU POSSIBLY DO MAN?!
LIKE WHAT DID YOU DO?!
THIS IS A KIDS GAME!
Yo yo bro, yo bro!
HOW THE FUCK IS A PERSON WHO LITERALLY FELL OFF BEFORE ME TALKING SHIT?
I MADE IT TO THE END!
Please tell me you're talking about wrong right?
What the fuck did you do?
I QUALIFIED YOU!
WALMY WOLF!
YOU DUMBASS!
I QUALIFIED YOU!
I WANT THE BUDDY!
Buddy, Buddy, Buddy!
So wait, why are you not going off on Ron then?
Cause he didn't make it as far as me!
So tell me why, bro!
Why are you on my dick?
Do you like my dick?
Do you want it?
Do you want it?
What do you want to do to my dick, bro?
Do you love it?
What the fuck are you doing?
I think you would like, literally suffocate me.
Besides the point.
Bro!
What?
Let me stop!
Los I got a question, bro.
What did you turn into a fuck me for? I was defending you, bro.
No, no! I'm saying you didn't make his force peak! And he didn't say shit to you!
Alright, third place. There we go.
Third place. Yo, Miku, I'm gonna need you to like, like, kill everybody and then just dive off at the end, Miku, please.
Los! Alright, what was that? You're in spawn? You troll motherfucker! How are you in spawn?
What is that?
Are you a person?
Are you a sentient human being?
I'm not even sure.
What is that?
What the fuck?
Just go into the platform!
How are you in...
How are you?
Are you disabled?
You're ashamed to video games, man.
Loose! I wanna be clear about this!
I wanna be clear about this!
Loose! I've never said this in my life.
You bring shame to gaming.
You actually...
Loose! You bring shame to video games, man.
What the fuck was that?!
Oh my god, bro.
Loose, I don't even think you're bad, bro.
You're just not good.
And you still haven't learned how to get good in less than three and a half hours.
Ron, he was in spawn in eight minutes.
Ron, he's horrible.
Hey, bro, he's only 31 teen years old bro. Go easy on him. Hey, it's not even about bully like no
No, you're a streamer loads jump on the platform, bro
This is not bullying. We should not be on five hours of you getting fucking eliminated in ball guy
Buddy, we could have done a million different streams. This is what you wanted and now you're shot by Marley's like I'm confused
What did you think was gonna happen, bro?
bro like like like Dennis you're like acting like this is like some like mystery you know
the worst part is we're not even on the hard game set we're gonna be in hell like I don't
think you're lazy games oh my back you're ready but I died I'm at great mean those are dead no one
else died please please lose your loss lost your loss talk to me why are you grabbing it
Loads get away from the edge. Loads get away from the edge. Get away from the edge.
Loads just get away from the edge. You're about to fall off.
Talk to me Loads. Talk to me Loads. I need you alive. Loads I actually need you alive.
15 seconds Loads. 15 seconds. Stay alive. Stay alive.
10 seconds Loads. Loads stay alive. 10 seconds.
9 seconds. Oh stay alive.
5. 4.
Nice!
Slime!
Now shit talking, Lois!
Now shit talking!
Yo, Gigi, you're so fucking ass!
Why is it you're always fucking shit?
And I'm always alive after you!
Exactly.
That guy's a fraud.
What a gamer you are, Lois.
So, what are your fixings?
No, I'm not a guy.
I'm not a Gigi.
No talking for the rest of the games now.
Lois, why are you grabbing us?
You saw us.
Yo, that's your mouth!
That's one with one.
We don't want your tips bro, I want Los's tips.
Los, how do I play this one?
Yo bro, just avoid the air and jump over that thing.
Got it, got it, got it, got it.
This one's a fast pace obstacle course.
Get ready to jump.
It's fast pace.
Los, thank you for telling me by the way.
Oh my god, I'm moving.
I'm almost in first place.
Lock the fucking, who died?
Wait, who died?
Someone died someone died on my team. Who died?
What's there already a red egg just mean you can't die. We're good. See one second. We're good. We're good
We're good. Can you tell them to chill the fuck out?
Like
Like I'm gonna lost for words. You like oh, let me get you're dead. You're dead
And you're gonna be this weird psychotic little guilt trip bullshit. Yo, brother. This isn't middle school, man
Jump over the fucking obstacle
Wait, wait
Most you ran backwards on this
I feel like I'm in a dream.
Who else died?
I'm alive.
I'm alive still.
I don't understand.
When does this end?
We're in first place.
It's all about points, bro.
It's all about points.
Should I just die?
Are we good?
No.
What the?
No!
What?
No!
No!
No!
No!
I actually died.
I'm not going to die.
Cool.
Cool beans.
I got fanned off.
We should make top three. We should make top three.
No, we have to. It's only one guy left. It's only one guy left.
This guy should start off.
We make top three then. That's good. Good shit, guys.
Okay, now, this is the final round.
Yeah, this is the final.
Everyone walk in so we can get off this game.
You know what, it just, you know what?
You know what I just realized?
Yo, Loose hasn't said a word any time he plays the game.
Can you multi-task?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Miko, I'm being here again.
Hey, Miko, Jixi.
Jixi, pause the game.
I gotta go to the bathroom.
Pause the game.
It's a live game!
Get the fucking...
Miko, it's a game.
Pause it, pause it.
I'm relying on you.
Miko, I'm relying on you.
That's what I'm making, that's what I'm making.
That's what I'm making.
If he wins, then...
Stop that.
Fuck off.
We're starting.
Lock in, lock in, lock in, lock in.
But Miko's an enemy.
SHUT UP SHUT UP WALKIN!
BORAH
BORAH
Well we can be off this game
LOST TIME
HA HA HA
You died
LOST
What the
Hey look
Stand in the close of that
Look at that
Ha ha ha
You died
You piece of shit
You piece of shit
You piece of shit
Ron died too
Alright
Get me out of here
You actually have to look at the
You actually
But you can end this entire thing right now
Yeah all that shit talking Jigsie
End it then
End it. It's ended bro. Yeah, all that shit talking all the place anymore. All that shit talking
Jeansy, I don't want to play this anymore dies in four seconds. Oh my god. Oh my god
So sick I'm so sick
Watch it look at it
give me a clip somebody give me the goddamn clip before I fucking freak out
I didn't see the clip in the chat how about now put it in chat put the clip in
chat I need the clip now I got it how did most I got look at it seriously and
tell me tell me it's not bullshit
here it is
haha
oh my god
oh my god man I'm sick bro
why's there subtitles on this
jake see you ready bro
Los, you're not a real person.
Oh my god.
You're not.
Los, I don't even.
I don't even.
Hey, how did I actually die?
Los, no, no, no.
You're not a real person, Los.
What even was that?
This is the most I play Fall Guys in like years, bro.
This is the most.
I have more hours on Fall Guys with y'all today than I do in probably the last.
I might have been kidding two years.
This is disgusting.
The thing is, uh, you're not getting any better.
We think playing in that is effective.
You're not getting better, Lose.
You're not learning shit.
Lose, this one's doored out.
You should easily have this.
It's going doorshashless.
Lock in, bro.
Lock in.
This is your map, Lose.
Come on, lock in.
All right, all you do is follow the door where everybody else goes just follow the crowd follow the crowd
Just follow wherever it opens
Battleships Loki like fun
What?
Let's how do you want to play that just run through the door man. That's it
He's in dead last by the way
Say you swear to God. He's in dead last Jason's dead last
But but is this like a bit or something like what is this this isn't real right you're not really trying right
Don't tell me we didn't qualify
Cuz I see loads right there
Uh, just watched a movie, worked out, ate dinner, took a shower, jerked off, and you're
still on Fall Guys.
Yep.
We've been on Fall Guys for 4 hours.
This isn't even the hard one, man.
This game's not even hard!
Oh, this mode's unplayable with snipers, cause you get grabbed.
Yep, GG.
Penguin Pursuit is the hardest mode in the game if you're getting sniped.
Oh, what is Penguin Pursuit?
Pursuit.
Pursuit.
penguin and run away that's literally it so it's easy no because you get sniped
so every time you grab it they just grab you
yo this game is hard bro no it's it it's not this is uh one of the easiest
games ever invented i'm not even like joking wait wait wait wait i can't
talk it wants to laugh again what if you left
Say you swear to god you left
You left you
Wait, why did you leave you grab the penguin? That's all you do. Just grab the penguin
You left up pretty sure
From here, bro. We don't
Always cherry left his setup
Well, we have a corner this one
It's fine the blue team has no time with the penguin as long as we just grab the blue guys
We're good. They have no time with the bad one. I'm holding on to this blue guy. No wrong guy
No, no wait till he has the penguin. Oh my god
Wait till he has the penguin then grab him
Oh, we gotta grab the penguin. We gotta grab the penguin or we're done. We gotta grab the penguin or we're done
Well, where's the penguin come in motherfucker
We have to grab the blue guy. I'm not making this up.
Oh, we're dead. We lost. We lost. We lost.
That blue guy's gonna beat us. Oh, no, we lost.
He's cutting him off.
Oh, I got him off.
Grab that fucking penguin.
Grab that penguin.
I think I just clutched off. I'm not even trolling.
Grab that fucking penguin.
Do not, whatever you do. We don't care about yellow.
Do not, if you see a blue guy with a penguin, grab it.
Wait, how many penguins are there?
Like four or five?
If you see a blue guy with a penguin grab him, simple.
John Dale Dingo.
What's a penguin girl with a shot somewhere?
Call him, call him, call him, call him, call him!
We won, we won, we got this.
Alright, they mathematically can't win. Good shit, guys. Good shit, good shit.
Yes, John Dale Dingo.
I don't know man, all right guys top four all we gotta do is survive one more mode and then we're back in finals
Loose if you jump off the creek in finals again, I'm gonna wrap my car around a fucking telephone
Oh, no, all right on the fruit game again. We lost
We lost DJ's
This one's easy. Loose listen memorize the fruit
Bro, it's Okrafer.
What the fuck?
Bro, Los, just stay on Jinxie.
Los, stay on Jinxie.
Los, you see me?
Follow me, follow me.
I'm the pink guy with blue hair.
Alright, orange banana.
Banana orange.
Stay towards the middle so if you get hit, you have more time to recover.
Alright.
Hey, they're saying he's eating.
Banana orange.
Banana orange.
Banana orange.
Alright, orange.
Right here.
Hey, everybody come here.
Got crap. I got fucking crap. Oh my
Cherry water metal Apple most Jerry most I did
Jerry
Banana, all right, Jerry watermelon run focus orange Jerry, Jerry watermelon
What oh no, oh
Lot of logic here to your last one
Oh man. Give me the fuck out of here.
We're so first, we're so first, we're so first.
Wait, we are, we are. Oh my god. Yes, we're gonna make it.
Yo, I'm not gonna lie. If Arc teammate wins this, I'm taking the win.
I don't care. I don't care. No, you still win a one regardless.
Fourth place is already out. No, I know, I know. I just need the finals.
I mean the finals. If Arc teammate wins the finals, I'm counting it. I don't care.
No, I'm not counting that.
Bobby, honestly, this one, we can't...
No, we already won this one. We won a one regardless. We had more points already.
Woo-hoo-hoo!
Guys, that's not LeMiki. We already qualified without our teammate, you dumbasses!
Oh, Joe Mark! They even 1,000 hits it! What the fuck?!
Yo, Chad, that's not LeMiki. We got first place, guys.
We got first place. What do you mean LeMiki? Shut that shit up!
Alright! Wait, I've never played this. Tiptoe finale!
This is the finals
Most of you grab this crowd. I'll hug you. I swear to God. Oh, okay. What is this? What is this one work across the race?
Don't type in GGs
What is this together to race across the tile? No stop eating for one second on God?
It's actually us for versus. Oh my god, it's 44 for
It's first one to touch the crown wins
with the memorizes pattern run guess guess guess oh no no man oh man what the
please man no man wait what the fuck is the point of this it's all memory it's all memory
look so crabby we gotta go look you go first you go first guys just run just run okay go go go
my god guys i think they're already at the end i'm not gonna lie please no just keep going don't
Oh my god, there's the end. They're actually at the end. No, they're not.
Wait, who's that one? Who's in the front?
Wait, they are at the end, GG. Wait, our teammate got it.
We won. Yes! Yes!
Wait, but our teammate got it.
Wait, but what?
Wait, that's not a win?
Are you fucking eating yo man, are you eating like most come on
Most we have to play again because none of us won
Oh my god, I can't play this much longer
Like real talk. I really can't play this much longer. Yo, Ron
You're on listen for a second like this is
Run listen for a second Los grabbed me by the way in that mode Los grabbed me. I swear to God. I'm not trolling
Los grabbed me in my defense. I didn't know you
To my different
There's a gigantic fucking like arrow above my head
symbolizing that I'm a teammate
the chat is saying to just
count it holy shit we don't want
to watch anymore. I don't care
we can count it. You want to
count it. I don't give a f**k.
Let me know now. Maybe we've
already got two wins like this
so I don't know. Low key.
We've actually won because of
our teammate three times now.
You know what? Give it one more
run. If we don't win this we're
just going to count it man.
All right.
Yeah.
Yo, spam this little bro, James Mickey Mouse,
bro, I deadass don't care.
Like, you know who's typing this?
A bunch of fucking chuds in my chat.
Well, also the people that are,
if you're typing Mickey, like typing the Mickey,
but you don't have Lose on your game.
So I don't want to hear you.
Whoa, what does this like hate to Lose, no.
Yeah, this is like really hate you at this point,
Like I'm starting to feel comfortable. It's not hatred. I love you like a brother. You're ashamed of video games, man
This is hate on a screen. I love you, bro
You stop it and like what do you want to say? They're good. You fucking stop. We might just wobble up
They're disgusting. I've never eaten a life. They're out of words teammate ever then you lose I
Can still love you and say you suck at fall guys you suck
What are we gonna do live to you?
You suck!
Wow.
Yo, yo, Ron, I don't know, man.
I don't know if I could, this is like, this is abusive.
Am I kidding?
Are you AFK?
Are you AFK?
You're AFK.
You piece of fucking shit.
Mario!
You're AFK, Los?
So?
Oh my god, I'm not going to lie.
Just give the thousand subs to each of us and we'll be okay.
Let's go, Los. You can do this, bro.
Loose why were you afk? I'm like legitimately curious
You're stressing Loose out so much you're making him like scared that he's like eating now
He's stressed eating because I see you grab one more potato chip as God is my witness
I'm gonna burn down my PC to the floor and we could just stop this shit
I don't have a potato chip, bro. I have a crab want what?
Uh, whatever that's called.
For outbreak, dude.
Heading, please.
Stay in the middle.
Stay in the middle.
Woh!
Stay in the middle, don't let the rhino hit you out.
Please, God!
Stay in the middle!
Woh, I think you're getting over it.
Yo, yo, yo, who in here fucked a poopoo platter?
What's a poopoo platter?
You never had a poopoo platter?
No, what's a poopoo platter? Can you tell me?
Stay in the middle, Woh! Stay in the middle!
You're wandering, you're wandering!
Stay in the fucking middle!
What's a poopoo platter?
Yo, it's not even fun if you're yelling, bro.
I'm saying, I'm trying to learn what a poopa platter is right now.
Uh, it's like a Chinese dish.
Hey, Ron, we're playing on a pub on Fortnite, man. It's funny, you know.
So, you want to actually be the make-a-got-it?
Not so hard to read, blubbs.
Figur-
Oh, wait, I didn't know what I'm saying.
We're not ever-
Get the fort now, I-
Man!
Holy shit!
Well, you know, now that we committed to this game,
they're gonna say that we have to keep playing now, you know that, right?
Who died? Who the fuck died? Who died? Who died? Is it who I think it is?
My whole team died!
Loose died after me so it's up to you now.
You know it's just as impossible for you to lose right now unless you die.
Just letting you know by the way.
All of you should be ashamed of yourself. All of you.
You should all be fucking ashamed of yourself.
Fuck this shit!
Fuck this positive shit!
I gave up Fall Guys!
Because little baby, my baby cousin,
plays Fall Guys on his Nintendo Switch!
And he shows me screenshots of his wins!
My baby cousin, who's in fourth grade,
plays Fall Guys!
He's nine times better than you, Los!
This grade is not even developed!
Adam to the call, Loki. We need a fourth. We need a fourth, bruh.
Ready up, bruh. I'm gonna kill myself.
Ready up, bruh. I'm gonna kill myself.
Well, we need a fourth, bruh. Jinxie, just invite him, bruh.
Like, at this point, just invite him.
Los, why are you still skewing? Why are you eating Los?
You just hinted at another game!
Please stop eating, man!
Like, I'm not... this shit's not funny, bruh!
No one defense five hours on ball guys
JX you are you are an alcohol and I've seen guys like you you or this you're a dangerous
Scary guy you drink and you get violent and angry dude. We're just chilling. I knew at a whole
Seafood boil you want me to sit here and not eat for the fucking whole day. Should I go 24 hours?
What the fuck's your problem, bro? I got a headache you're yelling at my ear you got 88
D. Oh
My game track my game track. Oh my god. Oh my god my game. Oh my god. Oh my god
I'm getting water. I'm getting water. You all better lock the fucking man
I'm not gonna I'm ordering Mike's hard or something. I need to drink some type of sweet ass fucking drink
But it down like five of them
Have I send a missile to my house? Have I send a missile to my house? I can't do this anymore.
Yo chat, I understand like it's fun to troll and you know do the bullshit of trolling and maybe throw in an L bully.
Yo guys, I have a teammate who has not progressed in skill level at all in five hours.
five hours and now he's eating like you're telling me he wouldn't be a
little fucking pissed off I qualify every round I go to spectate my teammates
nose diving into the fucking lava eating fries like it's a little bit annoying
man we've been on four guys five hours
a fortnight yo should we count that win because this is we're not going anywhere
he's afk again where's he at
anyway the group of ten gifts how about we literally just smile for a second
run up hold count the winner don't please vote vote fast count the winner
No, please
I'm gonna be honest with you guys well, let's just let's do an exercise real quick. Let's just try to say one positive thing about today
That is low-spout me a really good seafood boil and I had some crab and it was really good
Of course, I think you get it uh run a pole check please just fucking vote should we count the win and get on for tonight or not?
We got three wins because of our teammates.
We didn't earn a single one.
Can I take like a 10 minute break to jerk off?
No.
My poll is 50-50.
Well, since Lose is AFK, I'm going to go for a stroll.
Oh my God.
What do you mean go for a stroll?
Just invite him.
I'm gonna go vape or something.
Just invite Lose.
What?
Explode!
Leap.
Leap Jack Twitter.
Just invite Lose.
He's gonna vape?
I told y'all bro.
Los, are you here bro?
I ate a friend bro.
Yeah, he's up.
Los, he left bro.
He's actually tripping, no troll.
Wait, what?
Bro, he got like problems man.
Dude, I literally had to like open the door.
I had to like get up, open the door and I got some water.
Like why am I getting...
You know what he was telling me while you were going?
He was like, he was like, bro, I'm not gonna lie, playing with Los is the worst thing ever.
We're never going to win any game.
I don't even like him, bro.
Like this, we're going to be here all day.
This is miserable.
Like, dude, my whole chat's saying he's on a goon break.
Well, he actually went to go vape verbatim.
He says in a vape?
Yeah, that was his verbatim quote.
He said, I'm going to do a stroll.
I'm going to go vape.
Can you join the lobby?
Bro, honestly, can I just be real?
I feel like we're not even...
Yo, yo, tubs.
I don't want to hear you anymore.
Just join the game and ready up.
Sent you an invite.
I ordered some alcohol, bro.
I'm about to get drunk before we play Fortnite.
All right, well, I told you.
I told you I got crab, uh,
brandone, um, so I got a, uh,
fortune cookie here, so
maybe this fortune cookie will give us some,
some hope.
I'm gonna open it right now.
What does it say, Los?
It says seize every opportunity to grow
Go in the lobby bro, please
Maybe I'll open there's another one. I'm gonna open. Oh, you get two fortune cookies you fat fuck
I don't know they gave me two. Let me show you. They gave you two. They don't just give you two, bro
All right, let me open this one all right, let's see please be better
Learn from past mistakes and quickly move on I feel like that's good for what we're going through right here
Yeah, that is good if you actually learn from your past mistakes
But instead you do the same thing every game and fuck up every single game
So yeah, that would probably make sense if you could fucking learn from it
You know did you guys vote to go to fortnight or no go to fortnight or no, what'd you guys vote for please God tell me
So you think you could just revolve around you bro me and Los don't think we won bro
It's ready up
Los ready up
those are not ready we get a W in the chat for Los like did s I can't wait for
the gloves to come on next game bro that's how I know it's about to get serious
wait sunny said it was a team win you guys helped find the path
sunny's kind of right yo sunny's kind of right man holy shit son it's kind of
right son
Chattis I'm gonna wait to see what the poll result is
All guys we're never gonna get out of here
What if we just try to um be positive like what if we say like man loose you're gonna play really good this game
Yo loose, I actually believe in you. Thank you, bro. No jinx you bro. I'm believing you bro
You want me to read you the fortune cookie I got or no?
Yes, sure.
What was the fortune cookie you got?
So learn from past mistakes and quickly move on.
And then I've got it.
I think you can all learn from that, man.
No, it's you're playing the game right now, right?
You're not AFK, right?
You're not AFK, right?
I am playing the game and there's an entire two teams on me.
Why are you in dead last?
Why are you in dead last?
It's okay, bro.
It's okay, bro.
If it's not okay, it is okay. He's trying him. Oh, he's trying his best
It's all that matters
Maybe he's not going to this day AFK when you were reading the fortune cookie loathe and he can't multitask
I wish AFK like oh, I'll be nice to it, bro
51% of the chat voted no do not count it
So, yeah, looks like we're gonna have to actually get a win.
Just like that, bro.
Shabang!
Give me that crown!
It's got lowes, you're good.
Lowes, where you at?
Where you at, lowes, where you at?
Where you at, lowes?
Go up on the ramp!
Yeah, run, run!
Watch out for the hammers!
Oh my god, yes, we made it!
Yes!
All right, lock it.
Oh my god, yes, we made it yes. All right, lock it
Tino
Who is Tino? It's his dog. It was my adorable dog, too
Tino's life is worth it in this game
Yeah, on Tino's life worth the most. All right, let's go
Yo
all
Tina soul
Yeah, that's actually crazy bro, but what is this one? What is this one? What is this one?
Throw bombs you throw bombs at people throw bombs at people. How do you get the bomb? Oh my god?
I got that. Well, they took the bomb so don't get it. Don't get it. Don't get like they're just holding me bro
It's like not even like oh my god
Let's just watch out for the bomb like why do we have all these rules?
But we could just get stream sniped at all this shit and that's what makes it a challenge, bro
We're the streamers we have to entertain the viewers, bro
Yep, how did you die to yourself?
Throwing off the ledge throwing off the fucking ledge by the way. No, Jinx. You actually can't do thanks. You can't die
I'm perfectly fine. I'm hiding bro. No one's even near me
I'm trying that I died most how the fuck did you die man?
Again, you want to clip it watch it go ahead
Right we're good. We're good. There's only one team that's behind us
Ron don't die Ron don't die. Oh, don't die. Don't die. Don't die. I'm trying my best for I got a hot dog
Ron don't die. Don't die. Ron don't die. Don't die. I'm chillin, bro
How much time left until we're good?
Ron, don't die.
I'm really trying my best right now, Jinx.
So you're on your fucking phone, man?
Lock in, bro!
Fuck him!
Oh, what?
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm actually locked.
One second. I'm actually locked.
I'M FUCKING LOCKED!
Oh no, bless you. Yeah, oh fuck yourself, JT.
Sorry, bro. I'm locked in. I'm trying to get us out of here. I'm trying to get some for me. I'm down
Bless you those
Now we won we're in second place and their points aren't moving it's already over we already fall nice
We're in second this winter moving. It's your brother. Good shit. Good shit
Oh my god, I work good at this shit.
That mode is easy.
I lost.
Dial in, bro.
This is it.
All right.
There are only four squads left.
Our teammate is good.
Flippy, whatever you do, don't end the game.
Let us end the game.
Flippy!
Come on, this is it.
Flippy, whatever you do, don't end the game.
Let us end it.
Wait, what is this one?
What is this one?
Is it a race?
Wait, is it a race?
This one sucks man. This one you jump through the hoops and get points die jump and die
Most please we need we need to get points here. We need to get points. Please God
No, oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, no, oh
Get as many points as you can
I'm saying the wrong speak up pal of comp positive fuck fuck. Let's get any points you can guys
Loose you don't have to run you can slide on the ice man
Close slide like do that do whatever the else is doing holy shit just do what they're doing
Yes, Ron! Yes!
Yes.
Flippy, listen to me. Whatever you do, if we go to the finals, don't end the game. Let one of us end the game.
Do not!
No, Flippy's got it. Flippy's like got it.
Do not redeem.
What is it?
Oh no.
Oh my god, stay nice. Okay, okay, I'm actually good at this.
Oh no.
Loose! Loose! Loose! Loose! Whatever you do, just don't die first!
First this grief one if you're gonna die just hold someone look this is finals
Okay, okay, okay, we can be out of here. We can be out of here. Yeah, that's we'd be out of here
Please please please God oh
Oh
No, oh no chicks. I guess I'm avoiding me. Stop saying that
It's okay. Okay. I can win. I can win. Oh, it's okay. Can you move like that? Talk to us?
I'm moving around
Watch out for the pink watch out for the holes
Los watch out for the pink watch out for the pink Los
Holy strap iron
Oh my, oh my God, I just killed two people!
I just killed two people killed!
Oh my God!
Dead.
Dead.
Some of you guys, hope he's dead.
Some of you guys, seriously.
It's just you, it's just you.
It's just you around.
oh my god oh my god I see my teammates just win I just need my teammates to do
something like I don't know what I can do chat I don't know what more to do bro
like I don't want more to do like I did us I know where to go I know where to go
I've stated I said a lot as long as you really possible bro although it's honestly
just put a sock in it put a sock in it you would up guys I know it's a kid's
game please please bro they're saying that you're trolling Jinx in this whole
time
Jinx?
Look man, I'm not in the mood for this RAGE BAIT BULLSHIT.
Alright man, I'm busting my ass over here.
Alright?
I'm busting my fucking ass.
verbata my chat just said.
Not, I'm not kidding, this is a guy.
Not gonna lie, Jinx threw off all the momentum by bullying Loose.
He's the one selling, which is the craziest part.
Always knew that this guy was an alcoholic rage fuck.
Watching him for sure. God. God. God somebody just donated that to me same exact message
Yeah
Yeah, I'm seeing it too. I got it through my pay problem was $3.33
Three up three up
You've been on fall guys how many hours have I four out four hours on fall guys agency did you have plants tonight?
I suggest canceling them
Yeah, I did.
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
Where is this guy getting his kit back, bro?
Okay, okay, bro!
You want to, guys!
Since you wanted to do this stream,
and you're the one saying, oh, I'm not playing!
Buddy, why would you not clear your schedule
for three days if you wanted to do this stream?
Like,
you're all gonna shit your own!
Wait, I just hear three days, Lois. I'm not playing with you for three days.
Like, I love you to death,
I'm scared but I'm not playing this.
I love you to death, kid.
Is this not a 3 days?
Yeah, it's not a world-wide play this game.
Buddy, you're not getting off the stream.
Guys, please give them hate.
Please, you're not getting off the stream
pretty much early, bro.
We're finishing this.
I can't imagine.
Yo, Jinxie, imagine if we did it
where we have to win all these in a row.
You realize that'd be virtually impossible, right?
That would have been best never happened.
No, love you to death, kid, but yeah, I'm not playing three days of Fall Guys with you, Loos.
I would have to drive off a cliff.
I mean, we could just win. That's a thing, right? That's possible.
Wait, what is this one?
Okay, this one you look at the image and you recreate it with your character.
So there's a chance we have some RC patrols.
all right look at the TV just look at the TV
loz is trying to jump out of the map
why not? yes you are
no, our teammate is throwing us
what the fuck is this little shit hat doing
what the fuck is this little shit hat doing
no I can't do this anymore
I can't do this anymore
I can't do this. I'll pull him off, you guys make it.
Yeah, thanks, Lutz.
He just wants to fight Lose anyway.
He doesn't even want anything to do with me and you or Jynxie.
He just wants to ruin Lose.
Wait, what? Why is that working?
Get rid of these, get rid of these, what the fuck is this?
It's a penis, mate.
No!
No!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
oh my god oh my god
let's give it up, let's just give it up, just actually give it up
let's just grab me
what are you grabbing are you still playing just leave just leave we're
never gonna be here forever close is it true you spent $500 on an air job getting
told that much uh can you describe what that is I don't know what that is man I
I don't know what you're talking about,
I don't know what you guys are saying.
Leave and ready up, please.
Let's just quit this challenge and we'll call it a night.
You know?
Bro, you know what, Los?
That might be the first sentient thing you've said tonight,
bro, let's do that.
No, bro.
I'm not gonna be the one to quit, bro.
So, y'all quit.
And then I'll be the guy, when you guys quit,
I'll be the guy that's like, oh man, they quit.
Is that what you want?
I'm not saying that, but if you quit, I'm gonna be like,
oh man, Lose Quit, no.
I technically, I could just walk away from the stream now
and it's over.
Yeah, then you'd be called a fucking lamicki fraud.
Yes, then you'd be a fraud, but yeah, you could do that.
So you want me to take, I'll take all the damage
for you guys.
Lose, no troll.
Activate operation 74, bro.
Put the glove on.
Lose.
Put the glove on.
You know what I want you to do, Lose?
I just put the glove on.
I just want you to progress to the finish line, man.
I'm not asking for like a world here activate the glove loose. Let's just fucking finish this shit
Apex is like by far the hardest game too, I don't know how I win that game. I've never played it really
Your chat is apex three or four. Can we just get like Timmy on our team? No, that's what make you
bro the thing is with that I thought it would work only doing three games you
should just take off apex there should be three games not four deal yeah but
I mean like we'll end it with fortnight now we just said it was for us and
now it's just no but that was no cuz we were gonna do the other thing but then
we added fall guys so like we added a game
Yeah, nobody nobody in any chat here gives a fuck about eight get past legends. Be honest. Yeah, nobody really does. I'm honest
Nobody cares
All right, so let's do four night after this bet
For tonight and we have to win right?
Los you know what you're right. You're right. Yeah
Yeah, those is right, right? Yeah, I don't even know if there's a world where I ever want to get on eight
But I'm down to whatever
Oh, we lost again. We lost again.
How did we lose that?
No, guys, but stop changing the fucking challenge.
We told the chat we're gonna do something. Let's fucking stick to it.
No, no, no, let's make it, let's make it, wait, wait, wait, let's make it fair, right?
Yo, chat, if you prove that you have more than two hours on Apex Legends
for the past week we'll play. If you can't prove that, we're not, no, it's fine, bro.
You know what, Los? You're right. Maybe we just do the trifecta. Rocket League Fall
guys, Fortnite. Maybe we just do that.
I'm not gonna lie, this is a little makey, guys. Like, you guys don't want it bad enough.
I'm noticing it. Like, deadass. I'm low-key noticing it, but, like, listen, I play this
card where we just do this, man. I don't know. But I'm one for the chat, man. The chat wants
to see us live. We're gonna stay live. I'm making a ballscarve.
You guys, Lose, please, ready up.
Chat, you guys don't have Lose on your team.
Lose isn't even the problem, I'm going to be honest with you.
You guys just admitted you're not going to stay on and beat these games.
You admitted that.
No, I'm staying on with you, Lose.
If we got to play Apex Legends as a duo, Lose,
I mean, I might pray to God to take my life, but I'll do it.
OK, bet.
I'm in it for the long run, bro.
That's it.
I'm not enough help.
See, I like that.
I like that mentality, bro.
I like that mentality.
I'm going to go long run.
But yo, that means we might be gaming at midnight, man.
Should I get some alcohol?
Yep, I ordered alcohol too, love.
I ordered some alcohol too.
Because I'll get some beers going.
I'll get some beers.
Now, you need to stay off alcohol.
You're aggressive.
Bro, I'm not an aggressive drunk.
I'm not an aggressive drunk, bro.
No, but dude, I do think we should consider not playing Apex
because we added Fall Guys last minute.
The only game I can think of instead of Apex
like warzone but isn't warzone just terrible yeah what's another game we
could do aside from apex that's realistic that we could beat in like water
two hours because guys like I know it's funny or whatever let's get real apex
could take 20 hours we don't even know how to beat that game
let's know the map right guys I've never gotten a win in apex I've never won
Yeah, but our six it's like 50-50 if you win like it's kind of just down
Well, we could do 2k. I just have to install it and I have to make a profile and everything
Like 2k, we don't end till we win a part game. That sounds fine with me
That's how it's fun!
How do I get that because I don't have 2k?
No, no, no, dude, we don't need to do park where you gotta create a player.
We can literally do the game mode where we...
It's called chat. What's that game mode where you pick...
You just pick a player and you play 5 on 5? What is it?
They're saying it's too easy.
No, just do park on 2k.
Bro, yo chat! Like, we gotta get...
Yeah, it's called Apex legitimately could never end guys. None of us are good at Apex and most is divided to respect the worst game or ever
We made a promise man. Why are we trying to change this shit?
What about Valorant?
I'm down with Valorant. Yeah, Valorant, but like
We're not gonna be able to play like on the same rank
We just lose again
You guys lucky let's get fall guys under our belt see this is actually fall guys is possible to win
That's the thing fall guys is like I don't know three or four times easier than a fact
Do you know what this reminds me bro?
Like we should do a marathon where me los and Jinxie and maybe one more idiot or something like that
We don't end strings. We be chained together, bro. It's like that sounds like a movie. Oh
That's the worst idea I've ever heard of my life
Yo yo no no no I know the perfect last game for us. Just play Minecraft hardcore
Does he know no do I know what Tony tell me
Stop I'm never I'm never gonna play hard for my garbage in Seattle again
We're gonna start a let's play together nothing
We're both and you're worse than me man, what do you mean? It was that bad you're worse than me loads
Every way of every game that's cap. That's cap. That's that bullshit. I'm better at you than at Planko and Tukin
You're better than me at Planko dude get your shit together man
get your fucking shit together bro your bet I never heard someone say that you
drop a fucking ball what are you better than me okay so let me ask you what are
your lifetime earnings on flinko I've never dropped the ball of flinko
because I'm not a fucking degenerate like see what I mean like the name
calling is what's throwing me off but it's the alcohol I'm not wrong
No, you can't
That's the problem
This isn't him. This isn't you. You know, Jason, this isn't you bro. I'll be honest with you
Well, I just want to win I just want to win fall guys
Look all I know man is we're definitely doing for tonight
Good shit. Let's keep it. Let's go. Come on. Stop for again again
All right, let's do it boys focus
Why did I get community noted on my six-pack tweet stable and auto has made similar
Unfulfilled six pack promises with giveaways for deadlines that have passed including June 2025 and June 2026
And then it sends my tweets
Good shit. Have us good shit
Yeah, what if we did GTA?
What does it mean? Yo, so not ending until what we beat what story mode?
Yeah, yeah, I'll be I'll be what's his name you be the you be the weird guy in the in the trailer part
Okay, okay
Or be the black guy
Look real
Hey, I think we call it at four night. I'm gonna be honest. I think we call it at four night. Holy la Mickey, bro
I fucking hate this guy jinxie, bro
Lock in but we came in before guys. Yeah, you're talking about this shit
I'm the only one that's progressed us along in any of these games
I'm the only reason we're off Rocket League you realize that right?
It's okay, let's just try your best. I'm saying nah, bro. Yo, I had more fun on the Elden Ring because I at least I have control
I'm going on fucking low
You're actually sick in the head row you're sick
How are you gonna choose to do this challenge and yell at me like it's like insane? I can't add Leo to the call
Guys what?
Our two of my teammates dead. I'm alive. This is the bullshit that I'm talking about
No, no, this is exactly the fucking bullshit. I'm talking about close. How are you dead man?
It's his first time living bruh
I think we win by default by the way my trippin general no no we just win by the
ball no the fifth team is still gaining points whatever you do don't die
we say watching speed we're doing good
We gotta knock out a player or something.
Yo!
Loast photos, TV!
How did you die?
Loast left to set up again.
So you got bad news, you gotta kill someone quickly, I died.
You died?
Just kill someone quickly.
Oh my god, man. Oh my god. Oh my god, man. Yeah, just leave. Just leave. Just leave.
There's no point. You're not winning. Wait. Wait. Wait. Someone just fell. Wait. Yeah,
I would get off this game right now, Jinx.
I'm going to leave the lobby now, all right?
Yeah.
Oh my god.
I'm not even kidding, bro.
I would rather just have someone come into my house, handcuff me,
and just literally play with my balls for hours.
Just tickling my balls for days, bro,
and keep playing this game.
Cuz here's the cherry on top.
Even if I somehow 1G9'd and qualified,
Loos isn't even at his setup for the top 4.
Like, so even if like, somehow...
Who said I'm not at the setup?
Who the fuck said I'm not at the setup?
I was carrying the early round!
Loos, is this fucking rage bait?
You died in 5 seconds, bro.
Yeah, I'm at S-Round, but not the other round.
I need to get a water, I need to get a fucking water, just give me a game.
Wait are we not in the last round?
30 up those those get a couple scrolls in on your for you bitch in your door
desk bro
man this is really thinking most check out here for a friend does apex legend
have bot lobbies. Asking for a friend. Apex legends have bot lobbies. They're saying
no. Why are we still talking about Apex legends?
We can't even fucking win this. Stop saying we. Holy fucking shit. I'm gonna back my head
into a glass window. Stop. It's just. Why you.
Why you take this dumbass game, bruh?
What if we just play a game with League of Legends and we can't get off until Loze gets a pentakill?
You know, go eat. Go eat. Go eat. Go eat. Go eat. Go eat.
Go eat, bruh.
Apex has bot lobbies. Thank God!
Hey, Don!
Holy shit!
Loze, you should've just run as long as we get Don at life. I don't know.
We've been there next day.
Lowest shit banana grave.
All right, banana grave.
Where he doesn't end until he gets max rank on lead.
Two bananas, one grave.
Two bananas, one grave.
Good, you count.
You count.
I'll find two bananas.
Two bananas, one grave.
Two bananas, one grave.
Seven graves, 12 bananas.
Two bananas.
Lowest died.
How did Lowest die?
How did you die?
How did you die?
How did you die?
Okay, banana, banana, banana.
Lowest, you're a piece of shit, man.
You're a piece of shit.
No, no, no.
shit you guys watch your a piece of shit
how did you die before it started you got lucky four pairs four pairs two
graves four pairs two graves one banana ronda you hear me yeah four pairs two
graves one banana most your piece of shit four pairs two graves one banana you
died before the way started I mean Jesus
Tell me the first, tell me the first, tell me the first, tell me the first, tell me the first.
Four, four pairs, wait, four pairs, two grapes, one banana.
Four pairs, two grapes, okay.
Wait, what?
It's grape.
You just know it's banana.
Yo, how about a seven-jinks you to the cliff, please?
Are you alive or no?
Talk to me.
I'm alive.
Are you alive?
Oh, god, you're alive.
Ron, you can win us this.
Okay, tell me, count them, count them.
I don't know what I'm looking at.
All right.
Uh, uh, four pairs, three grapes, four pairs, three grapes, two banana.
Two banana
Run please run please
Four pairs three great stupid Anna four pairs three great stupid Anna please run please
Go get up. Go get up. Go get up. Yep. You check it sit there and we went
You're the go run
That's a coconut water. No, those you're right, you know, you're right. Let's lock in. Sorry. I'll be in a bit. Let's go
It's a learning
Oh, okay, we need to lock in on this one
Let's go lock it
All right, this one is the one with the um
Um, it has a little gas.
Los, just lock in, tell us where you're gonna die.
Get the fuck off me!
No, bro!
Get the fuck off me!
My god.
Yo, bro, I'm not, I'm not, I'm done with this shit, bro.
That's not what this shit is, bro.
No, it's not.
You got this don't fall off the gaps don't fall off the gaps don't fall off the gaps
We're dead ass in first
Roast whatever you do don't fall off the gaps. All right
Whatever you do don't fall off the gaps just focus
You're literally in control
It's getting kind of fast fellas. It's getting kind of vast.
Mr. Krabs, leave me the fuck alone!
Oh my god, there's like four of them on me. Jinxie.
Ron?
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm winning out of you.
OH, HE DIED! He died!
Oh my god, they died!
OH MY GOD, IT'S MR. KRABS, THAT'S IT!
How many did I drop, please?
Who died?
13 seconds, 13 seconds, just stay alive, stay alive.
Los, you died?
Just stay alive, we're good.
Buddy, you don't have the whole lobby on your ass!
No, what is it?
When they're done with looks, they come after me, bro.
Like what is this?
Why did they always start off on looks?
Why did they always start off on looks?
Well, that's what I'm saying, bro.
It's like, just to fuck with me, bro.
I got good news, bros.
My alcohol is now picked up.
So, Ron, you're going to drink alcohol before Fortnite?
Yep, and I get drunk off the lightest amount of alcohol.
Nice.
I'm talking about, I take like a couple sips and I'm pretty much there.
Alright, listen.
I need you to lock in, Los. Just run away, okay?
Los, whatever you do, don't fall off the map. I'm literally gonna lose it.
I died, I died, I died, I died.
I died, I died, I died, I got thrown off.
close up watching bro close die close you piece of shit close to the line
I wait now man I think it's just me and my teammate
I'll put in my teammates go bro I don't think it's possible to win thank you for the 4 viewer
rate if you have an array dropping me thank you it's over man it's an
insurmountable leaf it's over man it's fucking over we lost
I'm getting told that you threw the bomb at me, by the way.
Look at those.
Jinx is crossed over to, like, he's not even there anymore.
He's, like, schizophrenically laughing.
those how like
I
In every mode like it's so it's so it's so demoralizing like you just
Instantly fucking die. I see you threw the bomb at me by the way
Right in front at you at least shimmy
And why does it leave there's no way you're winning first of all Ron died before me you're still on my dick
it's not even about like bro it's about the fact that every time we're doing a
challenge you like
please die completely I'm pretty sure bro go go
all right people rock they did they did she said all right they all died
Don't face all died see please bottom up, please. Oh my god. Wait. Do you have enough time?
Wait, do you have enough time though?
What type of evil fall guys was that I like I like slid into water
All right, I'm leaving this can I can I just like just be honest like I hate this game
I yeah, I think we all hate this game
That's why we all want to get off. So can we all make a pact right now that we're all gonna try this game, please?
Dude, are we not trying every game?
I'm confused.
Hey, how are you trying when you die in the first five seconds?
Yeah, like I'm being dead ass, Los. How do you die so fast? It's the most remarkable thing I've ever seen in my life.
You die so fucking fast, Los. I actually, I can't even understand how fast you die.
Are you like you drink some more alcohol you fucking alcohol
All right, this one's really easy you just run
Loose is a spectator
So those in a cell you guys I got bullshit. You see that?
That's some evil fog out
Close come on lock in oh god, let's just make this the run
what do you do you died you came and died on this mode
you can't even die you mean gg most of those respawns what do you mean gg just
keep running straight just keep going one second on what oh my game crashed
Oh my god, I mind it too. My chat is saying someone hacked the lobby and then shut it off. All right, let's load up for Nana
Seriously guys, I'm not kidding my shit didn't actually crash
There's a hacker and he did us the entire lobby. Dude. We're nowhere. No, I'm not kidding, bro
We're getting hacked on bro. I knew something was wrong
I knew it. That was the only game. That was the only fucking game. That was the only game.
Like, I understand those like evil humans that want this stream to never end. Yo man, you're hacking fall guys, dude.
So, go take a shower. You're hacking fall guys? What do you, a sick fuck?
Dude, I actually want someone to just break in right now.
No, guys, I'm not going to the store real quick. Can you just chill for like 40 minutes?
What do you mean? What do you mean you have to go to the store real quick?
Yeah, what's that? Yeah, guys, guys, I'll be back in an hour, Gen. G.
Most you need to stay on your side.
You can't mean to be back in an hour.
No, bro, we haven't made any progress.
Get in the game now.
Just, you know, just kill some time. I'll be right back.
Oh
Ready up ready up
Honestly bro at the end of the day we're having fun ain't that right guys?
Dude honestly bro it is pretty fun. Thank you. Let's go. Let's go. Let's
Am I got good news guys?
My wife's hard lemonade to get there alcohol is here in about one minute
why don't we do why don't we do um
except apex why don't we do a mungus
someone always wins in a mungus and
instantly
look uh yo the like okay this is harder
than any boss in out and right like
winning the game of fall guys with you
is harder than that's just fine not
because you used a lemicky ass sword so you wouldn't know what Elden Ring actually is.
Yeah, I heard you said she done your Elden Ring.
It was a super lemicky. I didn't realize it's on midway.
Yeah, I spent five hours on Malania.
See how he's ignoring it?
He's actually ignoring it.
No, I know. Why didn't you do it Master?
Why didn't you just pull blown?
Elden Ring players, when you use a sword in Elden Ring.
Now you use magic.
Yes, she goes around 90% of the time.
You didn't even hit the enemy.
I hope you don't use it.
You really just want to back out of all these challenges or make it easier for you.
Like you don't want to stream like long hours.
Yeah. You know what he told me during the Minecraft marathon?
He was telling me, honestly, he told me not to leak.
But I'm going to do it.
Yeah, I'm just going to leak it.
I'm going to make sure it's going to leak it.
Midway, he kept his face camera on and Hive Eyes was playing.
I'm going to be the guy to say it.
I'm going to be the guy to say it.
He told me not to say anything.
He couldn't beat it.
So Hive Eyes, I'm going to say it guys.
I'm going to say it.
It's a truth, Luke.
I'm going to say it.
He's- he's put on this big scam.
Yo, Chad, if you believe this shit, you got a fucking boulder in your head, man.
Like, if you believe this shit, bro, you're gonna be a fucking boulder.
Hey, folks, you made it to the finish line. Good job, buddy.
Wow, you hear this tone?
He's getting better than you, bro.
You are getting the person on alcohol, bro.
He's got a problem.
He's got a real- it's not even a problem.
Listen, you're trying to bring a problem on other people.
Now I- look, so you know something?
Bro, he got so aggressive that I ordered alcohol, and I wanted to drink now because I'm just like, oh my god, you're drinking innately, you're like a gaslighter too!
Bro, I didn't even want to drink alcohol, and he was like, bro, I want to drink a beer and shit, and now I feel forced to, bro.
Like...
This is bad, bro. You see, you're spreading all this shit to other people, bro. This is really not going to...
Stop dying! Stop dying! You're jumping over the boat!
I died, I died, I shot.
Oh my god!
How many little kids are watching GC right now getting...
Alcohol?
Yeah, yeah.
How many little kids in the chat are going to drink right now?
No man, I had one freaking beer!
Oh no!
Look how little kids stealing their dad's beers cause of you!
GC, don't look, stop talking.
We need you to stay alive.
You got it?
You guys are the worst Fall Guys players of all time.
I think we won regardless. I think we won regardless.
Nah, man. I don't think we did it.
Nah, I think we did it.
Our fourths are gonna start as we went like...
Our fourth place is getting like one point every two seconds. We're good.
Wait, so you actually think so, huh?
Because I have a theory that we...
Okay, now we're good. We're good.
Alright.
So guys, we're in the top four.
The focus needs...
Hey, Lose, I'm...
Hey Lose, I'm 12 and I'm drinking beer thanks to Jinxie.
Oh, see?
Nice, man.
Nice man, you got 12 year old drinking beers,
you happy, proud of yourself?
Bro, I'm a 24, almost 25 year old man.
I'm allowed to drink a beer when I'm gaming with the boys.
Bro, hop off my dong for a second here.
Also, we're five hours into fall guys.
Like anything, something can take the edge off.
Hey Ron, just tapped into the stream.
I got, I blacked out three hours ago
when Jinxy started drinking beer.
I decided to become an alcoholic again
after 14 years of not drinking.
Wait, this is what we're gonna turn this into.
We're gonna turn this into this shit.
And I'm like getting kids addicted to beer.
Yo, chat, if you're 24 years old and the safety of your own home,
you have every right to drink a beer.
Hey, man, stop drinking for about 13 years.
I'm a retired adult, but Jinxie made it cool to drink it, so I drank again.
Wow.
You're getting people who are done being alcoholics, alcoholics again.
You're a sick fuck.
Fuck
Bro if this kid grabs me one more fucking time
Close you can jump over them and like dodge them and stuff bro
You have to be sentient you have to be sentient to do that. You need to be a sentient life for
Straight my god. I'm going oh my god. I'm going
Oh my god, are you guys still calling me?
Just call me.
And then I got thrown into a hole.
No problem, no problem, no problem.
No scow, no scow.
Run, go.
I'm not gonna do it.
I left one of them.
Left one of them be a target.
No, no, no, no, no, no, guys.
I'm not gonna make it with you.
You guys gotta go down me.
I'm back.
I'm back, boys.
Please focus.
Please focus.
Whatever you do.
Oh my god, it's this one.
What is it?
What is it?
What is it?
Is it to the right?
No.
I'm not gonna do it.
I'm not gonna do it.
I'm not gonna do it.
What is it? What is it?
Is it to the right?
No!
What is it?
Please focus.
No! You just pushed me!
You just pushed me!
No.
No, no, no, I'm getting triple-tuned!
Oh my god.
Oh my god, where is he?
RAAAGH!
I'm stuck.
We made it! We made it! I think we made it!
I think we made it! I think we made it!
Oh sh-
What is that?
It's sweet!
No!
That is sweet!
Nice!
Nice!
Okay, okay, it's operating mode, I love you.
Alright guys, this is it.
Finals, please, please, please, please, please, please, please.
Please, give us an easy one, give us an easy one, give us an easy one.
Please, I can't do this, I can't do this.
I cannot.
Oh, no.
Okay, these ones respawn.
These ones respawn, I don't know how they work.
Los, do not instantly die.
Stay away from me.
What's the color difference?
I don't know, I don't know.
I know they respawn but I think the timers are different.
Alright looks like the orange ones respawn kinda fast.
They found me bro, they found me bro.
Oh no no no, don't die, look at the blue suit.
Please.
The blue suit, don't die.
Loose, I'm gonna lose it man.
I swear to god I can't do this anymore.
Don't die!
He just killed me bro, he died with me, he died with me, he died with me.
Oh my god.
All good, all good.
Relax, relax.
He just fucking grabbed me.
Ron, honey, it comes.
Like a toy for Thanos.
Loose I'm watching you bro. You don't go this slow
They respawn Loose
Loose go over here and grab the guy
Come over here and grab one of these fuckers.
Make a suicide mission!
Come over here and suicide them!
Please, please, please!
Grab one of these guys, I will win!
I know this!
Grab one of these fuckers!
Oh, stop it!
Oh, stop it!
It's up to you, Jixi!
It's up to you, it's up to you, Jixi!
Oh no, come on, no, no, no, no!
No, no, no, no, no, Jixi!
Oh my God, Jixi!
Just one, Jixi!
Oh!
Oh my God!
Why are we going?
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Fuck Italy!
Fuck the Enfields!
Alright, good morning mate!
Ron, hey hey! I need you to turn into a 2019 Ron!
Right now, man!
I'm locked!
Everyone load up for me!
Put on the glove, bro!
Put on the glove!
It's time, bro.
Los, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Los, pull out the gloves, bro.
It's four night time.
Grab those fucking gloves, Los.
Oh my god, Los is returning to his throne, bro.
Here we go.
Lots Ian, man.
I got that.
Well, we want to hear the good news or the bad news?
The good news is we just finished, you know,
Fall Guys and wants the next round.
Los, the round die doesn't count.
Jump into a car, dude.
In game.
Jump into a car.
Los, if you watch the clip of how
I'm not kidding. It's actually evil evil fall guy. I'll just let them see the bad news. Give me a minute. I'll be back in one sec
Wait, Ron. What's the bad news? I'm convinced update required download the patch. What oh?
You didn't update fortnight like man man. I'm man. I don't
Most you didn't update fucking fortnight. How the fuck is that possible?
You had like a three week notice
well how was that the most put it up on your PlayStation I just want to see
pull up on your PlayStation that's for every place this most will perish soon
oh well you got one gigabyte out of 41 17 fucking minutes oh my god oh wait
it's your shit I don't think that his is that one either
Los, can you give me a moment to just, hey Los, walk with me here, alright, just walk
with me.
So, let's go through today.
For about, I don't know, two weeks we had this stream planned out.
We had the game selected.
Ron Tex you this morning saying to update and download all these games.
You downloaded Rocket Racers.
Not Rocket League, let me say this again.
Rocket Racers, who is like a failed project from Epic that no one's played in two years.
You downloaded Rocket Racers.
You played maybe the worst you put up the worst fall guys performance of
Mankind history. I'm not kidding my fourth grade baby cousin who literally slobbers on his fucking Nintendo switch
Is the better fall guys player than you then you didn't have fortnight downloaded?
Hey, see how do you think you come off when you when you act like this man like you understand this too
First of all, when you were in school, did you get swirlies and shit?
Cause I would, I definitely think you got wedgies.
There's no fucking way.
You were definitely the kid in school who was like, no teacher, we did that homework
last night.
Like that was you.
Oh, I thought we had a quiz today.
Like that was you.
Okay.
You need to understand that.
All right.
And you're not disputing it cause you know it's facts.
All right.
We're sitting here.
You're trying to lecture me.
Hey, just one, instead of popping champagne and celebrating, you gotta sit here and reminisce
on the desk.
Hey, dude, hey, listen, get your head out of your ass if the bottle is doing this to you.
Put the bottle down, okay?
Because I don't like this version of Jixi.
I don't like this.
I like fun, happy, ha-ha Jixi, boys, right?
I like dark mall Jixi.
I don't like this alcoholic abuse.
Watch that, dude, come on.
Watch the dark mall shit.
You know if it's a sensitive fucking subject, watch that shit.
I missed the jinx.
This is a ball ride after every win.
Bull guys, ball ride!
All right, all right, I'm back.
Yo, guys, let me chill.
Hey, Los, I'm sorry.
All right, man.
I took out a lot of frustrations onto you.
That's on me, bro.
Let's get this Fortnite win, man.
Ron, maybe you should maybe sober.
I'm already down.
I'm already halfway one drink already.
I'm going to go to two in a second, go inside.
Boy, how do we get a cheers going and we all drink? Why don't we just get a cheers going boys? Let's fucking do it
I'll get a drink. I'll let's drink on while I have a few minutes left to download this
I'm gonna hop a discord on the video if they want me to hurry girl. Let's do yeah, let's see
Let's talk before it's game playing before we get in this
So let's jump in here. Yeah, let me give you my beer run. I'll be right back
Oh brother, I'm just missing by the way around missy man. Missy to bra and a goddamn
Yeah, let's shut out. Yeah, let's roll. I'm not gonna lie
This is four of the times that he was talking shit to you. I'm a drink for you, bro before we take a shot
I'm gonna drink. I'm gonna drink and
Then we'll you know I mean. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, Mike's tastes good, bro. It's like a little sugar rush
Take for little boys
But tell me why chat the people who delivered this all the alcohol to my house
It was four girls like women like old moms and they're like, oh my god, you're the sexiest
like kid we've ever like you know door-dash-4 could I get your number and
I was like no not happy to have a girlfriend chill out and then they tried
to come in the house and I was like chill I'm streaming right now and they're
like oh you're a streamer what's your twitch and they're like so much so much
which was and then this story you're muddied brother you're muddied you're
muddied you're muddied yo boys I think we get a little bit of a toast going a
Little bit of a cheers going. I listen first off. What are y'all sipping on Corona? This is a Mike's heart
This is a little baby a strength. I like sugar shit, you know
Ronnie Italian beer this is like Ronis
I don't think I ever had that some people who's your line at no line. We got walking some people all my lines are done
Some people listen guys
We got two down
One possibly two to go, but I think maybe what I don't we'll see
Listen, this is the fortnight. Please don't be evil fortnight. That's getting downloaded right now. My shit. Here we go. Cheers
Yo guys, cheers cheers up, bro. Hey, cheers up, man
Boys
But I think it's it run
That's nice nevermind yo guys
I just want to say let me actually I want to apologize for my behavior this whole string
You know what for real that's actually fine. No, no run run. Let him let it let him
Go ahead. I was here. I was being a little too hard on you guys man
It's on me bro and 100% cuz run
You know what I realized bro you had to put up with the same shit that I'm going through with
Well, he's you're like that a real apology bro. It's like a backhand
Yeah, like like I would apologize but like come on
Bro accountability bro accountability like come on bro do it. No, I look bro
I've been a little bit of a dick tonight to Ron and Lowe's mainly Lowe's and I'm sorry
I want to apologize look bro, not like this one's on me. Did you just spill beer on my face?
Fucking bot
Did you spill beer Lowe's
Now I just kind of did them this year suck on it loose you gotta suck on it. That's when you suck on it
Listen some people anyway. Yeah, shut the fuck up some people create content some people are creators
Boys work hot tank creators. This one's for fortnight tonight. Am I right boys? Come on?
Let's hear that. Yeah
Look man, and I'm just gonna come out and say it our fortnight squad here
let's go let's go fucking pound for pound let's go let's just you know we
can't get off till we get three wins in a row that's how confident I am let's
fucking like let's do this shit Los it's glove time bro put on those gloves
it's fucking time so we're gonna put a pin in that we'll cut we'll circle back
on that first idea a bro Los yeah I think it was it's time yeah it's time
You guys said
This is fortnight time this is the time to lock in yeah, oh my god, what's
My god
Listen listen to me listen to me listen to me listen to me call it closely, bro. All right
These don't just come out for no reason all right
They don't come out for no reason there's a reason we're here yes, bro
look dude we have an FNCS champion the CEO and founder of evil fortnite and me
bro this is a fucking god-tier trio here man this is a god-tier fucking trio
there's no I kill glue good I kill glue good
most you're going double glove I don't even know that's what I thought what if you
I think there's one.
WHEW!
Oh my god, Los, you know what?
Hold on.
Los, hey, so you killing, OK.
What the fuck?
Los, you killing Booga.
I thought that was debunked as AI.
Did you actually snipe him?
100% real.
You can look it up.
There's a VOD and there's a YouTube video of it happening.
Like, this isn't, you know, I know people
trying to rewrite history with clips and shit,
I don't know if y'all agree, I think Fortnite's the game I'm most excited for.
Yo Loose!
I got you bro.
I'm locked.
I'm fucking locked.
Bro who is that guy?
What is that?
I'm locked.
I dare you how dare you my blue list. I'll fucking dare you you don't know ball
Chad, who is this? Who is that guy?
Oh, you know another you know another thing that you don't know ball about is the Drake albums because
Drake went number one four weeks in a row
Most streamed artists and you were sitting there going dude. I don't get it. Oh, I call you Lacey
Yes, bro, we're locked most the thing is I can't debate a Drake album with you because
you're literally on like payroll or something bro like I can't how am I gonna debate a Drake
album with you man watch out bro Drake dropped a great album I'll be honest with you Ice
Man was great Drake dropped album of the year and you were sitting here going oh this Olivia
Rodrigo's song is better are you out of your fucking yo JC? How about you fucking use your fucking head man?
How about you use your fucking head?
What you got a big impressionable audience the hell are you teaching them?
I'll let me run we go it's fake fire though. I'm gonna be honest. She's like she's pretty good
But like let me just I'm just gonna be honest is Drake one of the greatest artists of all time. Yes
Was Drake's last album underwhelming and a disappointment which I was always on my ice man ice man
The other two albums were the other two albums to just shit those albums out to get out of this record label be alright
All right, you don't listen listen you don't even know but that's
Pretty good. I like ice man was ice man is out of the year a BT so amazing
I love every song that I've got on way now
I lost me a little you want to but you want you want those vibes bro put on made of honor bro throw that on at a party
Oh, but yeah, this one I'm talking about. I'm just like the city. That was the greatest song dropped
Can I still enjoy Drake as an artist and say that the album is on the public first at Mount
Plastic?
WMBA.
Flat the city was great.
WMBA, High Fives was pretty good.
You guys ready for some Fortnite or what?
High Fives, shout out.
I've been asking you, no dick, no dick, right?
Iceman was like, I've been asking you, I didn't love the other two albums.
Iceman was damn near perfect.
I have almost every song like that album.
So I would say, listen to the other albums more bro.
So Ron, ignore that guy.
Ron, was Iceman better than nothing was the same?
No.
Was Iceman better than views?
No.
Was Iceman better than take care?
Your naming is like, yeah.
Iceman even close to any of those albums. Yes
Fuck me say no was jinksy better when you hit the first ball right like bro like what was jinksy better when he said
He calls like a iPad kid ball right like was jinksy better like like what are you saying bro like?
No, it wasn't a bad album
The thing is about me bro is I'm just gonna give you my unbiased opinion no matter what I was excited for ice man
I left disappointed period. I've actually ice man was good album
I didn't like the other ones symbols that I don't like a couple stars the other ones were dog shit, bro
Let's call us no, they will not the other
I'll be just 30 skips like the other album was real
My question is my question is did you listen to the album more than once after that sharing you did it?
No, no never ever. Well, that's an ice man. Yes, the other albums though
No, exactly exactly
Exactly
The other albums he literally dropped to get out of a deal like he didn't care about the albums
You're just like you're like listening to Twitter now and you don't know what you're talking about
So what would you write Habib T out of ten?
That's easily nine out of ten. Okay, this guy's disgusting. You just got like it looks I'm not debating you load up for me
Load up for me. Habib T's a nine out of ten. What made you bother?
I like R&B Drake shit like I do so I
See what I think the best Drake song is and then best Drake album vice versa say I'm first in the best song thing
I mean, if you're talking about Drake's best song that he ever created his entire life, it's probably just like headlines, okay
Am I am I wrong is that not his best song he's ever made
Most join up man
What am I supposed to give you some edgy like psychotic answer to like fit in no headlines is the best song
Drake's ever made. Tuscan Leather's best song. Oh my god. Fairly, bro. That's my favorite song by Drake.
I'm not going to give you some bullshit answer, bro. You know, Jack, I've
dealt with how it is, man. I don't give a fuck, dude. Bro, Los's friends with Drake, that's like
way different. Yeah, like Los can't jump on his album. It's impossible. I can't. I don't know.
Drake doesn't know me, bro. For Los and Ron, it's like, it's like, what does that mean? You're
You're saying if Drake knew you or something,
or you could drink whatever you could like.
Dude, you're friends with Drake.
If I was friends with Drake, if Drake even knew I was,
obviously I wouldn't.
I'm just like low-key friends with him.
I'm not gonna shit on his album,
like if Drake was my friend.
But I don't know if Drake doesn't know me, bro.
Like, the album was underwhelming, period, bro.
The other two albums were literal shit.
But you didn't even listen to the other albums.
Yo, let's get in the lobby, man.
We're going nowhere.
I think like Drake, like, cause he knows me and Lois,
like there is a little bit of a difference.
I'm saying like we both are like more biased a little bit sure but like it wasn't like bad wasn't bad
What the fuck did you just say Ron? What the fuck did you just say to me?
Ron your friends would break things when? What?
Load up bro get most in here
But yeah, like obviously it's whatever like bro it like I understand, bro
I'm not gonna like I wouldn't like dump on my friend's work. That's fucked up
How I'm feeling it doesn't matter
Still I know I'm over you
I asked myself
Why are you a grown ass man with a Kim Kardashian skin?
Lois, why is that your skin?
Lois, why is that your Fortnite skin you creep?
The fuck?
Dixie, you're literally, who are you?
Lois, why am I getting told you have a hundred and twenty?
I do and I'm actually I'm running low I think you get bored you're running low at
120,000 a rod pops pops pops are we dead ass playing pubs bro that's a child
that's not the Mickey right I mean if you're actually in gold rank we can play
we can play rank we can play rank oh wait I call I gotta buy the box for a
Hold on bro, you almost buy me bucks!
You have 120k B bucks!
It's not my rank.
Los, why is your Fortnite skin Kim K, bro?
No, see, fuckin' with my skin or no.
Hold on, let me just buy this recruit.
Wait, chat, OG mode or no?
Yeah, yeah, please God. I'm not playing this new bullshit where I don't know any of the guns.
OG mode, man, please.
I got good news or bad news, what are you doing here, verse?
Of course.
You're going to say rank doesn't have an OG mode, right?
No, it does.
Not, I don't think, but it's going to be squads.
There's no trios.
So we'd be down a man.
So if we play ranked in OG, it'd be squads.
Why?
I like to get a point.
I like to get a point.
I like to get a point.
I like to get a point.
I like to get a point.
I like to get a point.
Why don't we do squad no fill
Try it out. Yeah, let's play OG though. Let's do one of my OG right OG. Yeah, I don't I want to be able to build
Okay
Yo, bro, we're the fucking hell so what do you want to do OG and then what what night OG is squad
No, Phil squad. No, there is no rank though, but that also means that it's still gonna be hard because everyone is yes
It's gonna be three before
Do I do it I'm switching our server to central because these is
Three fat streamers all trash at games never beating this challenge
Wait, I'm gonna be there one us to do ranks, but then we'd have to play the bullshit map
No, just like oh no, we'll see squad no fail. Fuck them bro ignore them. Just play og. Oh, geez good
I'm not gonna play some oh, this is a fizz bomb and this is a jerk-off fruit
And then this is a reverse sniper grenade like fuck. I'm not playing new fortnight
Bro give me on og man. Give me fucking paradise palms man, please
That's og view. God. You're a little kid man. Yeah facts, bro
Wait, I started in season three wait this has bots I
Started season one episode one day one, so I actually have an email
And that's cool. It looks like literally nothing caught on you caught on to wait. I'm gonna be early, bro
I think there's only bots and like OG mode, but I don't know though
Bro, we're gonna be getting sniped by I'm gonna say probably a couple thousand people literally
I don't think we're gonna have a problem finding players man. I
Mean fine play the new one play the new one play right play bank trios run rank trios on the new shit
What's the right run gold?
um my rank rank is there no gold ranked has trios though
run does og have ranked yes or no no
fuck I just do this do this do this
I don't know this map though
that's loose man
close
no i'm just gonna i'm gonna war with the quick what do you fuck do you mean
why don't you know pretty up
i don't plan gold trios ranked with bills everyone can fuck off about the
making
this is right there's zero box
what are these guns in shit those are not a big
i don't know it's some it's some new slot bro
was just like oh god what are we doing with this shit man there's no ranks
most lock-in kid let's go you i do
okay fine jinks i'll buy another car this year fine
on bro
right how many cars do you actually own
i don't want to ask those how many he owns bro
most how many cars do you own
too many to count
to god six
what type of cars most
i could tie ready let me see
uh...
Lamborghini urus
uh...
by two years this is your part
uh...
by some type of range rover probably like
uh... that we probably
matter that he probably yeah
all tomorrow to be messy i'm gonna be messy
you know where's the game at yeah i'm confused we why are in a minute long q
i think we just play a g a voice
let's go to you know this is weird yeah this is pretty good
yes please this is freaky bro we're gonna be over hours
Sorry for not your games. Yeah, it's right now. Hey, look, you have a look. You have a um
You have a cheap
No, I had a jeep. I had a jeep gladiator when he came out, but I traded after like three months
Why'd you um, why'd you trade it in you didn't like it? I don't like like pickup trucks
I don't I like having like a trunk and like um, I don't know it was ready
You guys are gonna say you guys are gonna say the mickey no matter what bro
Like you want to play ranked where we wait five minutes per game. We could do that guys. That's you are
No
No, I don't want to play ranked play for night. Oh, gee
Wait, no cancel the sign of the mickey. Just you right. Oh my god. No, dude
Don't you just wait you just said don't worry about them to us like what?
Whatever bro. I just don't care. We're just gonna be here. Look. Look how long straight up
I look how long something it takes to like getting a game, bro
Wait, can we just can we just talk about like from a viewer perspective? Would you not rather watch us play? Oh, gee, right like
With bills and shit like would you know?
to be fair, I think
We were pulled oh, gee or ranch at I think the issue though with OG is there is
I'm not even kidding. I don't know why they do that like they could definitely fail to 100 person lobby, but they oh, yeah, we got a game
We're good
Oh, gee guys, this is rain more fun to play run. Maybe we win first try. I mean, bro. I'm ready
Wait the chat is voting for og run up all let's play this game regardless. Let's see how this goes
I'm already getting shot in the head.
We're good bro.
I'm controlling my ratio.
I don't even think anyone's shooting at me.
Are you locked in Los?
Yeah, I'm good.
Alright, where do you guys need to go?
There's a new thing on this game where when you jump out of the battle bus, by the way,
if you go straight down, you can pull your glider to fall instantly to land faster.
Okay, and then he just gets out.
That's not what I just...
Wait Rob, what do you do?
You know what?
If you like you'll see it like once you're like reaching like where you start gliding you can press your glider again and fall
And then you have to reapply your glider last second. Why am I at a hundred ping on central servers?
Run what is it and you're going? Yeah, and then we get to catch you. You got to catch it last second
That's didn't work. It just does work. I just did it
How was there 63 people in here
It went on our first game
Almost East Coast servers
Bro, I wouldn't mind the first game, man.
On central.
I have bandages!
Loose, how are you doing? You're doing good!
I have bandages!
I'm at 90 ping on central.
Roach, we had here, this city?
Oh, don't worry, bro. We're winning this game.
It's not Lemakie, nothing about this Lemakie. Everything has been fine.
Roach, I chop the fuck up!
With this Lemakie dog shit!
They're saying Lemakie to everything that we do.
I did what you guys want.
You'd like to stop crying.
You guys like, or stop sinning the rank.
How are you doing?
How'd you die?
I'm getting glided on.
Because I'm getting stream sniped?
A guy named Chris pulled up on you just stream sniped me.
I'm getting sniped.
I'm getting sniped.
These guys are stream sniping, dude.
What the fuck?
I'm getting glided on by the whole lobby run. Help me. I'm gonna fucking help. I'm good
What is that? What the fuck does that mean? I'm going to get a losses car. I'm getting snipe
I'm reviving Loser. Loser's the star player. I don't give a fuck
Well, I'm getting snipe by like a militia
Wait a minute. You play old G
I'm getting snipe by a fucking army. What the fuck?
I'm getting like locked in on. Yeah, hit him up. Yeah, pick me up so I can report you.
Is that the bitch? Trunk, Trunk, Trunk, the whore! Yes, bro, I got it. What the fuck?
I need host. Trunk, Trunk, Trunk, the whore? Leave the game, leave the game. Jixi, give me host.
Jixi, give me host, give me host. Hey, whoa, love, we're playing, OG. I'm not playing this.
The hell? Wait, give me host, give me host.
Yeah, one second, man. I'm getting like overwhelmed because I'm in bra-
Triple T pulled up on us bro. We can't do these. I just got stream sniped by tongue tongue tongue to her
Yo, how do I return Jesus Christ?
Thank God man, okay play fucking yo, yo play fucking og wait give me give me host because I'm not playing this bullcrap
I need to switch so verse
Yeah, let's play let's play OG please. I don't want to play fuck. All right, let's make make a decision
And we're sticking to it no matter the chance
Ranked or OG nothing ranked
OG nothing
OG nothing squad fill or squad no fill squad no fill OG
Right listen, I got glided in on by eight kids in 20 seconds playing OG
Also, there were 60 people in the lobby and then people were saying Lemiky anyways.
Guys, I don't think there'll be bots if we like.
If we're getting sniped by 100 people.
Yeah, I don't think so either.
Yeah, just if you're gonna snipe us, just go get guns.
Like, I don't know.
Yo, chat.
Playing Fortnite OG isn't Lemiky.
Let me clue you in for a moment here.
in the day us OG Fortnite players would have ranked. There was no ranked. You quit Fortnite
Battle Royale. Boom. There was playground like two years later. Back in the fucking day,
if you were a true Fortniteer, there was no ranked. No arena. Wrong. Wrong. Arena didn't
get added till later. This is pure wrong Fortnite. So put a sock in that fucking lamiki shit.
We're going to win Fortnite OG.
Get off my dog.
I want to know what gun I'm using, please.
Also, by the way, not trying to be the lmiki.
If we win the first game, it probably doesn't count because there might be actually bots.
Once you...
I'm serious.
Why do you say shit like that, bro?
You play into like...
No, I'm being serious.
You're playing into the...
There's like a militia of psychopaths, you have to just get out of the first game.
If you Q and then just die, it'll be fine, I think, but like if we Q one game and Lose
hasn't played or you haven't played this whole season, you're automatically put into a lobby
I think with bots.
I'm just being honest.
I'm pretty sure.
Cause that's how my tournament got ruined.
I put like Max against Lose, against more or not more, it was against like Flight, it's
because Urk and Kai, cause Kai got in the lobby with bots and so did Max.
How can we tell if they're bots?
How can we tell?
I think we'll know after the first game.
Why is the whole map dark as shit?
What the fuck is this?
Yo, I don't like this.
This is an OG man.
What the hell is this?
this is this is what it is it is wait we can just tell by their user names
right yeah
yo I'm not gonna lie
I gotta I gotta I gotta pump dude most run the pregame lobby yeah those
Let's do this in the game, most.
Oh my god, it's evil filled, evil Fortnite.
All right man, there's not, wait no, no,
these are real people.
Ron, come here, come here, come here, come here Ron.
Yeah, this is real man, all right, focus.
All right.
The 25 sociopath delinquents fucking pickaxing me.
This is real, shut that lamyki shit down, let's go.
Why is it foggy?
It's Evil Fortnite.
Most pinged the spawn.
Oh no, that was me, sorry.
Alright, alright, where do we go?
Yeah, I said we start this song.
Let's go salty, yeah?
Well, hey, Ron.
Stable Ronaldo.
Ronnie Nex.
There is 30 out of 40 stream snipers in this lobby.
I need you to lock the hell in.
There's 30 to 40 stream snipers, man.
We're good. There's nobody here. There's nobody here. Yo, man, I can't even hear myself
faint with all the gladders. What the fuck do you mean there's nobody here, Ron?
We're Uncon, bro. We're Uncantessin.
We're Uncon! We're Uncon! I'm getting pickaxe! We're Uncon!
Lock in, Los.
I'm getting melee. Run, help me. I need that gun. Run, I need that gun.
I got one, hold on.
Okay
Run I need that gun
Please lock it
Los why don't you land with us?
Los is a star player we gotta keep alive or is it that's what I got bro. I
Got the crown bro
Yeah, the whole lobby sniping
Everyone knows that the bush is an extra layer of protection.
Yo, let's meet up.
Come here, Los.
Los, come back.
I forgot.
I got a jump head.
I knocked one.
What's on the roof with an AK on the roof of the naked?
On the roof of the naked once you're alive what no fucking way
On the roof of the naked the fucking king los is the king
One of them with you let's call out call out close
Oh
Call out damn. Oh no. Oh no
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
Oh no jinx shut up
Oh, no, someone has a slice. It's over. Oh, we're getting turned into a campfire story. Oh, no, no
Dixie, we're gonna get turned into a campfire story. Do you have a chance to know if they know?
Who is that who's that
Listen, we're gonna be here till the end of time,
and let's be hide our landing spots, all right?
Holy shit!
The fuck was that?
It was World War 4!
The fuck?
Return to lobby, you're playing game.
Yes, return to lobby, return to lobby every time.
Listen, all right, we could do this, boys.
Just lock in.
Shide screen?
Loose, listen up.
You need to be with me and Ron,
because Ron can protect us, all right?
We need to be with Ron.
The only reason why I lived was because Ron was protecting me.
Yo, hide screen on the landing spot, you can't show these fucking chubs.
I put it to land, bro. What time is it for y'all? 25 for me.
Change server every game in hide screen until we land. Please stop.
No, that's not Mickey. We're playing central every time.
That's not Mickey. What the fuck?
That's not Mickey. We're playing central every time. We're playing central every time.
I'm gonna ask you.
No hiding. This is a new rule, bro. I'm not hiding my screen over here.
You're not hiding your screen.
Bro guys, we're just adding new rules now, no ranks, now we're going to change servers.
Like bro, what are we doing?
We're content creators.
Shut the fuck up, lock in, show where we're landing, just lock in and be better, bro.
Simple as that.
Let me get, no, no, no, fuck all that bullshit.
Let me get this straight.
You're saying mitigating stream sniping delinquents is changing rules?
Bro, I don't know any other way.
Fuck these kids.
I don't need stream snipers, bro.
They don't change my skill level, bro.
That's only a mindset.
Shut up.
Lock in.
All right.
Yo, chat about Ryan's talking like, buddy, this is literally
why you quit Fortnite.
Yeah, bro.
And you quit fucking working out five years ago.
Yeah.
Here's the thing about Fortnite.
Fortnite is, with all due respect, borderline
unstreamable, unless you have it today.
I'll be honest with you.
I'll be honest with you.
I've never seen 50 people in salty springs in my life.
If Fortnite was smart right now, right,
this is probably the most pop the game has been in a while,
yo, maybe ban the stream cybers?
Simple as that, bro.
Watch the stream, ban the people that are just
swinging pickaxes on us every second.
Bro, you think Fortnite gives a flying fadoodle cake?
Bro, they have a f-out of it, baby.
Fortnite doesn't give a flying fadoodle cake, man.
They don't care.
Yo, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.
I'm gonna tell you how to win this, no troll.
They're stream sniping us by just landing on us.
They give us an advantage.
It's harder if they loot up and then come one by one.
So literally, if we could just survive off spawn,
we're going to do it.
Los, listen to me.
Los, your only job and my only job is to stay with Ron.
All right, that is our only job.
All right, let's go somewhere for a while.
We're going to get jumped.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Fitsy, Fitsy, Fitsy, Fitsy, Fitsy, Fitsy.
Listen, man, you don't know shit about this game, all right?
I'm not taking orders from you.
Yeah, Loser's a fucking cop at this shit.
Yo, you're known for being the worst person.
You're known for being the only person who didn't get to enjoy Prime Fortnite.
Because of how fucking bad you are!
I'm trying to keep you alive!
Can I just be honest, bro?
And this is genuine?
What if I'm really not meant for cocking ball torture?
What are you keep-
I don't know why you keep saying that.
Like, is your normally watching or something like that?
Like is she trying to ask you to do shit, and you're just like trying to give a hint like I don't know what this fucking cock and bull torture shit is well
Nothing I actually have nothing
How do you have nothing for chess? I have a mini round come here. I hear so many
Look at that. No, don't take orders. You died. You didn't listen Los
We're gonna need some lights out of our asses.
That kid has aimbot or something.
Did you fucking see that chat?
Great.
TP'd through my wall and now he's emoting.
Fuck you kid, you're adopted.
Fuck you kid, you're adopted.
Fuck you son of a-
Shout out ninja.
Shout out ninja. There's four people on me. I should have just went to Ron's
Yeah, emote emote emote. Why am I here? Why am I here bro? Why am I here?
Yo Ron, there's gonna be about I don't know 19 kids on my reboot card
Dude, I forgot about the flintknot. This gun's broken.
I forgot about the flintknot.
Actually, I'm gonna fucking destroy these kids, fuck it.
Oh, cool!
46 people that pleasant harm.
Ah, that's awesome. Double head shot.
This is so much fun. I'm actually having a great time.
That's the guy who killed me, bro.
Yo, Los, I don't give a fuck who killed you.
Stop landing by yourself and maybe just land on me.
me you fucking don't you again no no I said that and then low said and I quote
don't I don't take orders from you yo Los if we don't land on Ron we're gonna be
here till the World Cup come no action never gonna beat this game if we don't
lock in like what are you getting to us we need to lock in yo we need to be a
little bit I'm not even saying to hide screen maybe just don't like be a dead
give away run do a last second one yeah this is gonna take I don't take orders
from no one who doesn't have an FNCS win so if you want someone to talk to me they
must have an FNCS win as of now you listen to the king follow my lead
guys I'm not pre-recording my footage just cuz I have a little lag spike you
fucking idiots. Yo, Los Palos, can we, can you call the shots on this team? Please. Los
Help.
No, you weren't Los to call the shots. We're going, we're going tilting, we're going tilting.
We're going tilting, that was his shot. That was his call, was we're going tilting. Alright
Los, let's do it. Alright, let's do it. Alright, this is going to be a literal shit store.
No it's not, land on the top building I'm tilting.
All of us.
Come on.
Oh, tilting's destroyed, wait.
Tilting's literally burnt down to a crisp.
So Los, what's your next plan, sir?
Yo Captain Los, tilting got burned to smithereens.
Where do we go now?
Still go there.
Okay.
There's one building in town, dude that's not burnt down.
I thought we were gonna play OG, bro.
This is OG. This is literally OG.
So even in OG they fuck it up. Yo, Fortnite, please, bro, like, stop!
It's a good thing we're all contested, bro.
Look around.
Look how long this is, bro!
How are we supposed to win a game? Like, dead ass!
How are we supposed to win this?
What the fuck are we supposed to do now, road?
He's dead ass, no guns anywhere. What is this?
this. What are we supposed to do, host? Ron, I'm with you. Run away for me. I have a
wish to go. I have a wish to go. Do it. Do it. Do it. The streets gliding. Fucking
RISK MOTHERFUCKER RISK!
FUCKING RISK!
GO HERE!
God damn it!
YOLO SWEAR ARGY!
Right next to you!
You're dead as fuck!
I'm getting shot out of the sky by a degenerate loser.
I'm getting shot in the sky by a fucking delinquent.
What the fuck is going on this is not fun this is impossible why do I hear
Peter Griffin oh I don't know maybe someone's sadness was impossible
behind the screen
you're grown-ass man wearing a messy fucking outfit with a fucking little
Cuff it guys, bro. Good dork
Put a sock at it, please
Oh my god, get me out of here. Is that Nate Hill? What the fuck?
Nate Hill is stream sniping
Get me out of here, bro for real
All right, yo
Voice of reason strikes again. Don't go. We have to hide our screen
Oh, we are not going to progress.
Holy lamiki shut up
Yeah, no, it doesn't matter if we hide it cuz eventually they're gonna see where we are yeah
It's honestly no low key it's worse for us. I'm not gonna lie because then they're gonna get looted up and then fight us
We just have to get lucky and win off small and that's it
Jinxie you're being dramatic. There's 57 delinquents at tilted towers, bro
This isn't dramatic man. Also Los your POI was a lava pit
It was just a lava pit. There was nothing else
Well, go Nate Hill is in my chat. What is how I got screams like by Nate Hill
Your lowest brand why am I seeing it sweet?
Have you quote tweeting LeBron James and three different teams saying I got three holes for a reason
Yo
you know I gotta go in like 10 minutes you cool
where are you going bro where are you going
to the gym to the fucking gym yeah it's not there
I'll tell you what I thought I'll tell you where I'm going not doing this
that's where I'm going that's it I'm going to not do this
look look why do you spawn away from rock
You have like speedy...
You know what? I'm gonna bet the lowest.
Let's all...
Oh my god!
That's all I need!
That's no fucking Beavis!
Bro, I'm getting stream sniped by Beavis.
Get away from me, you freaking...
I have tongue-tongue-tongue-sahore on me, bro.
Oh...
What am I...
this is uh yeah yeah there's i don't know 20 people may land me i want to
bro i want to fucking puke it's every time i stream this game
let's go retail yeah yeah yeah no no no no no no no no no exaggeration
bro why are you calling out the poi are you a psycho oh yeah let me just not
call it out when there's a two second delay
All we have to do is I just have to get lucky to get like a pump off spawn and I could kill everyone off spawn no troll
I just need mats. Yo earth to most photos spawn on run. This is the fourth time. I've sent this
spawn on run
Should I should mean I don't know the other 80 people do the same thing like yeah, why is retail road blown up bro?
What is wrong?
like
run up right on you
losses nowhere to be found
he's above you with that pickaxe
he's above me with the pickaxe got it
yeah why are you making calls for like your teammate
run i have a blue bomb come here
run come here come here
brosha's getting picked up for that
there's the blue bomb
brosha did you take the fucking pump
Oh god. Oh god.
Drop the blue punch, you idiot!
He's taking his dits.
He's trying to take the owl.
Lois, do you wanna die?
Lois, drop the pump, you fucking idiot!
Fucking drop it!
Lois, kill him!
Look at how many footsteps there are.
Look at how many footsteps there are.
I need to have some DMs.
Rod, I need to have some DMs.
I don't have as-
The Lose took my pump and proceeded to die with it.
Like, he- Lose proceeded to do take the L when there's 50 fucking people above us.
Like, there's 50 people above us and he proceeds to do dances.
Lose, why did you take Ron's blue pump? That was our only way to escape it.
I was confused. I was confused.
You started dancing on me!
No, I was trying to drop it. I clicked the wrong button.
No, I didn't.
You did not click the wrong button.
You were fucking dancing, bro.
You were dancing.
Are you a bot, bro?
Why did Fortnite decide to put this shit on, like, zero brightness, bro?
What are you talking about?
Like, this is ass, bro!
Dude, Fortnite! What the fuck?
it's getting mad at the menu bro like we lost the plot
i can't believe we added this game to one of the four games what are we psychotic
you might as well redo this this overlay bro and take apex off
he's like nah bro
yeah high five take apex off the overlay
please god ready up ready up ready up
yo yo yo
most
this is now the seventh time i've said this
Stop grabbing items and hide behind Ron. That's your only job
Most turn off again. Did you win an fncs? You can't tell me shit, bro
This why did I see a tiktok?
Hold on. Can I look at my screen?
It's like los with a pizza
And then the los is gone and the what is this?
Pizza
Huh? It's like they ate you.
What is this?
Oh.
Los.
Los, are you wearing the ninja skin?
Yeah.
Ninja? Is that a fucking epic employee?
like why do you know these every clip like oh my god bro bro chat all the all
that I do with most is I just text him tiktoks all the time
yo bro can I listen I think honestly we should go paralyzed bombs all right
I got you let's let's go we not telegraph to the whole planet where
Overlanding, please God wait, I'm gonna text you guys where you should land ready. I'm gonna text you
What are you gonna text us it later like we're about a star
No, run I need you to like I don't know that's what he kills man. I'm getting may laid by freaks
Guys, you don't read from me. Jesus. Oh, did you buy more?
This stream is never going to end though.
What is this?
I touched it, I touched it.
Wait, you touched it?
What the fuck is that?
What is that?
What?
The longest stream of all time, coming into hot.
I can't. This chat is funny. Oh my god.
So chat, over under, what's gonna take longer? Fortnite? Getting a win or fall guys? Or fuck
it, throw GTA 6 in there. What's gonna happen first, bro? We haven't even made it out of
It's Bob!
It's Bob!
How do you expect to make it out of this evil world where the whole map is going in here?
Why are there 70 fucking gliders here, bro? What the fuck?
Seriously!
This is so fat.
Huh?
I'm serious.
I'm getting shot out of the sky. I wish I was making this up.
This guy's 80S-ing me out of this guy.
Alright, let me say this for the ninth time.
Wait, watch those.
Watch those.
Watch those.
My tears.
My hands, my tears, my eyes, my eyes, my eyes.
I lost this, this is so retarded.
I'm going, I'm going guys retarded.
Oh my god, bro.
Oh fuck.
I'm like striving to breathe.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Are you like, are you like, out of this life?
I just, I just can't, I don't know bro, like why are you in the ninjas skin?
Loves, Loves get our reboot card, get our reboot card.
Like what are you doing?
Oh my god, oh my god, Loves get our reboot card, please get our reboot card.
This is why I got tears out of my eyes bro, like oh my god, like you're actually just
Fucking so dumb, Los.
Like, what are you doing?
Los, why did you spawn so many POIs with us? Los, you told us to go paradise and you're in Narnia.
Los, do you expect to win this game without us? Like, what are you doing?
I just let him jump without us.
I don't get it.
Oh my god, what are you doing?
He's going to die in two seconds.
Oh my god, we're never meeting this.
Oh my god, I've got tears everywhere.
Most you said far more rock
No guys, how are you talking sure when you're dead as fuck?
You oh my god, I got a chill hold on
Loose loose all bullshit aside you pinged paradise palms
That was your call out and you're like nine POIs away from it. What the fuck?
Because I saw there was mad people going so I did
the fuck so you just left us stranded then the fuck do you think we were dealing with
we're dealing with the same shit man
why are you wearing a banana looks like you're just making it easy for everyone to chase
you you just literally changed to a banana last second now everyone's gonna look for
a fucking yellow banana like
Oh
Fuck
Guys most please
Relax and you're exaggerating everything like what?
All right, hi, let's read you what I know
Is it gonna be easy? No
Where do I go?
Well, do you do this thing where you say we bro?
It's just gonna be whenever Ron decides to fucking carry.
No guys, it's it.
Why is there a prediction will they win?
Just run a prediction if we make it off spawn.
Like...
Yo, stop pinging the spawn like a year before!
Please, God!
Let the stream snipers kill each other, man!
I'm not hitting!
Bro, Dixie!
If you're gonna say shit, you better thank the bus driver!
What?
Broly, bro!
Yo, bro, you're 40, bro.
Yo, it's you're 32 years old, bro!
Talking about thanking the bus driver shut up. You could have said 31
But you specifically chose to add it here so don't know in other words go fuck
Loots rant. Oh look a 70 people are snobby shorts
No, it's good. It's good. There's other people on God. It's way less than before like they're delayed. We we've got a like
We saw a lock-in you're up. Give me a favor
Look up, bro. Yeah
Where the guns I got one
I don't have a gun bro, there's no shotgun anywhere!
Lose why are you never near us?
Oh my god, look at that!
Why are you never here?
He's just fries!
Just... just lost his entity orb.
He's lost even though he played and he's on...
I'm watching him play.
He doesn't land on a house.
He's just running around.
Guys, you guys are dead and you're saying shit to me.
You're dead!
You didn't do shit either!
What the fuck? And Ron, you fucking gun and the FNs yes? You stop!
I can't get a gun, Loose!
The one time we had a shot on underground and we could have won, you stole it and did the fucking renegade on me. Like what are you talking about?
Yeah Loose, that blue pump was like our only escape from spawn and you fucked it. You fucked it right in the ass.
That blue pump was our only escape from from from fucking spawn man. That was it most and you fucked it, bro
You fucking fucked it
Yo chat with apex we're gonna cross that bridge when we get there stop changing your skins, bro
It's not gonna make you better
Like most how do you have an og ass skin and like nothing has computed in your brain in ten years of this game?
Los you like you literally play on the same skill frame as one of the AI bots man
You're like a bot
Already I have a kill ready. You have nothing
Right had to kill last game you psychopath
I'm gonna be so dead honest. He's got some you're changing server. I'm not even like trying to hate
I genuinely think Los is worse than the bots. I swear
like I'm not like those this shit's not a skit bro like this isn't a skit you're
worse than fucking the Jonesy AI bots that fucking sit around and sit in
bushes bro you're worse man
I really want to go loose no stop stop let me take close drop your fucking
controller everyone listen to me for one spawn one spawn all right listen to me
closely we're gonna go to salty okay but be ready to redirect be ready to
redirect we're not full committing to salty why is this marking every girl
the map he hasn't gone on the bus yet
most why are you not out of the bus most what the fuck all right run redirect
fatal fields now redirect to fatal fields need to listen to me redirect
middle fields rose why the fuck are you haunted hills my god get me out here
this guy's like a fucking terrorist to the lobby holy shit yo bro like can we
like these for real bro you're like scrolling what you're in the haunted
hills I'm trying to give us a cup cup landing spot run you start DPS in this
They're gonna glide in they're gonna glide in you need to go you need to kill them
You understand it's smarter if we hold out on landing
That's what I was just explaining bro
This game have no shotguns I'm confused, but that's why I'm getting check out
Give me out of here
Yeah, emote, emote, emote, emote, yeah, yeah, yeah, Mr. Beast, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
this is a fucking joke, da-da!
The fuck?
I'm getting emoted on by fucking delinquent sociopaths.
Yo, why did we do this in summer?
Loans, why are you in the haunted hill?
good lotion oh oh he's dead but he's dead is a fucking door now please run
run just killed 29 people I'll literally blow you just killed 29 people or
something
This is a fucking joke. This is a joke.
I'm on West.
LOS QUALOS TV!
RUIT!
WHY ARE YOU IN HONKEDED HILLS, MAN?
WE'RE COMMITTING THE FATAL!
I DIDN'T DROP YET, BRO!
What?
What?
That's the fucking problem.
That's the problem.
Did you leave the squad?
Eddie Chesnuts joined your party.
Is that you, Los?
Listen.
James you're getting old like you're getting all riled up. You're getting all like hot and bothered and listen
Can we just take a moment?
to just
Can we just reflect?
Reflect on what like most reflect on what reflect on your fucking ass
You are ass
Wombie Wombie fight the fuck out
I'm thinking of shit.
Call him an a-gaz-anity-gaz, Ron!
He wants some shit!
You are ass!
Not calling him an a-gaz!
You suck!
Loose, you tried to farm a mountain, Loose.
Loose, you tried to farm a mountain.
Yo, Jixie! Jixie! Jixie, put on your purple skeleton!
Put it on! Put it on, bro!
I don't have it.
You don't have it! So shut your mouth!
Shut your mouth and let us carry!
I'm gonna die.
Loose.
Okay!
Got low!
Got low!
Why does it keep cancelling?
What is going on?
Loose, you have a purple Skull Trooper and you tried to farm a mountain, bro.
Like, what do you want me to say, man?
You're the worst player ever.
No one people say, oh this guy's God's gift to gaming.
He's dying this morning!
Oh!
This guy's God's gift to basketball.
Oh, this guy's God's gift to fucking gaming.
You're the devil's gift to gaming, though.
Stay in himself.
Brought you to this world for gaming.
You're so bad at video games,
it hurts a lot.
You're awful!
Listen, sit back and watch Daddy carry, okay?
Sit the hell down!
Just wherever we go,
you go get us our guns and our bandages!
Is this like, again, bro, is this a fucking skit?
Are you being...
You are known as the worst player in the history of the planet!
What are you saying bro?
Ewww, I'm actually crying!
Do you think you're good because you have a purple fucking skull trooper man?
That doesn't mean shit!
You tried to materialize a mountain!
The game was symbolizing that you couldn't farm it and you tried ten times!
The fuck?
That some people just have already some dough
Yo, uh, run let those pick the spot
Jase you just just you might as well mute for a second while we figure this out. Where we going, bro?
What do you think in here you think in like you think it wasn't far see yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, she's
He's never killed prime booga before you have
Four-night tracker on my right-side mother hi boys pull up Los Polos the Los
Polos TV four-night tracker on my right-side monitor right now I need win
percentage in KD in front of my face what's your percentage most negative
he doesn't play on his main bro he gets too many kills he has to play like this
guy's a cat you're a casual and your oralist like what are we talking about
right now he's 33 oh my god oh that's just a pistol i fucking wanted bro what am i playing
there is legitimately six people with this kid has a better man
I
Don't fader I'm getting
straight up. I got
I gotta go bad go. I can't do this all night
God, I killed two people over here. Let's go bro. How many cuz you got Jinxing?
One kill you fucking psycho. What are you crazy?
I'm gonna kidnap, I'm gonna kidnap, and I'm going to kick him up!
I don't like this, I mean it is Princess Leia, so I'm, I'll, I'm going to kick him up!
Oh my god!
Help.
I just got jumped by Darth fucking Vader, man.
There's like a weird Simpsons version of the banana holding me right now.
Dude they're like doing weird things to me guys, I don't, I didn't touch
All right well
This is my life man, this is my life now
Ron please get our reboots bro please
Run please just no fuck our reboots just one before don't get our reboots just fucking one before
please god run look like you see already wants to quit man is this not
banable like I understand this is cute or whatever yo bro Darth Vader is
gliding into my roof emoting on me like yo is this not being banable by the way
holy shit like it's not fucking illegal the shit should be against the law to
stream snipe this hard I'm gonna get your next car
all right listen no bro you don't need losses time Jinxi there's just too many
people I don't matter
nice please run please run please please please please please please run from
the tree from the tree yes yes yes yes yes yes well I love you
fuck it let me run gold scar down there but don't forget it
Ron get me that gold scar
No, this is really it is how we win how we win through guys. There's only 30 people left
Ron please please run. I'm locked. I have five kills by the way. I'm letting you know
Ron please God Ron please
I think it's things I don't have mats like...
Run the tree, run the tree.
Holy shit, you're good.
Wait, I'm seeing it! You did earn the FNPS! I'm seeing it!
I'm seeing it!
Holy shit.
My god, you're the truth. Ron, you're the truth.
Let's fucking go! Ron, you're the truth!
I'm gonna go! I'm gonna go!
Yes!
I'm gonna go! Run, I love you! Run, I love you!
Go, go, go!
I don't know, no, no, no.
No, no, don't listen to those!
Slow! Put a sock in it!
What's that?
Oh my god!
Wait, there's bombers and OGs since when?
Please run.
Please run, please run.
I got no mask.
Oh no.
It's going nades.
You need masks.
You need to just go for masks.
You must have masks.
You missed the wall! Missed the wall hood!
You have to fight him.
You're the greatest!
OH MY GOD!
smart that's gonna make you say it nice yo maybe you could get a those polos
bookard that's a kid that can I be camping this by the way I know how much
that is I can I be camping this banana guy was the one who was there with me so
he can I be giving this nice what's your card drinks but I have time to get it
you see it you see it no you can get it get it get it I'm gonna get my photo you
get it on my god brother fucking love you 30 seconds go to the middle of people
go go go second wait a second
15 seconds 15 seconds oh my god oh my god 10 seconds it was it it's in the
bottom of this house bottom of the house buddy I don't know you got you got go go
go go go go bottom bottom
I don't care as long as y'all win, I don't care.
I
Yes, I'm on all my dogs reaction so good. Holy shit
Holy fuck bro 25 people
Fun run and lose run and lose everybody cheer them on please run and loss
I've no fucking maths
Run, someone's gonna be stormholding you, you should get in a ball, someone's gonna be
stormholding you, you should get in a ball
No, it's don't go back, oh my god, other side of the house, oh my god, dude trust me they're
gonna stormhold you
Hey, Jaxie!
I don't know, I lost it
Oh no, you stormed me!
Oh my god
Wait, you could build up and then jump, oh my god
Fuck the ball, fuck the ball.
There's the ball.
Fuck it.
Sure you don't want the ball, bro?
I bet.
Is that the wrist still in the game?
Yeah, these guys have these things you can jump on
and they shoot you up.
Come on.
There's two of you and 25 of them.
Come on, Los.
I'm going to get you up, OK?
Yo, Joe, JC, JC, JC.
I understand you're entertaining the stream.
You telling Ron what to do is like me telling fucking Kevin
to rant how to play basketball.
Shut your god damn mouth, bruh!
I'm gonna run to that river right over there, okay?
I'm just gonna loot this real quick.
That chair.
I'm out of here.
Yo, sometimes the decision just to see Jinxie's face after is a...
This is the wind right here.
Ron, you're the truth, bruh.
Now remember, the most disgusting, sickening freaks are gonna be a live steal.
There's gonna be like at least five of them.
I'm more worried about you, champ.
Maybe the same type of stuff hooded it up.
But the thing is, I have no moths.
Don't force the reboot.
Remember, literally, Resing Loose is literally pointless.
Don't force it.
No.
Rob, I'm being honest.
I mean, you can't tell me what to do.
I'm saying, no, no, I'm saying Resing Loose is literally useless.
Don't die going for the rest.
He didn't do it, but it's literally pointless.
I need low- the rules are but we have to have Loose alive for the win, bruh.
Oh god, then go for it.
Fuckin' go for it, I guess.
Where's the reboot van?
Oh, here it is.
Build up, like Matt, like Bill, Bill, yeah, yeah.
Loose, lock the fuck in, man!
You're gonna be endgame!
I'm gonna watch you, Loose!
Loose, there's tank-
Fucking focus!
Loose, there's literally like nobody alive.
This is the freest win ever.
I killed everybody.
I'm dead. I can't build. It's not like me building. What the fuck happened? Oh my god, I'm dead. I just...
Ron, you're not dead. Relax. He's looking down on you, bro. I am dead. I have no mats.
Ron, you're not dead. You want FNCS. It's a dark wall! There's a dark wall coming at me, bro.
Say you swear to God
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, it's gonna be impossible
I revived you and within four seconds you died
I can explain. A. Permission to explain.
Uh, you rebooted Loose. He spawned in with 100 mats because Fortnite gives you 100 mats when he spawned in.
Loose got shot for, hmm, what's called it, 8 seconds and didn't build one wall.
That's what I-
Do that bullshit!
I swear on my mother's life! That's what happens! He didn't build one!
I wanna die.
I want to die chat. I really want to die. I don't know how much more close was there actually a dark mall chasing you around because there was a
Darth Vader chasing me around. I swear to God
I just
You know
It's dark mom in the fucking game women this shit at this point
We'll fuck the wind like just have Jinxie and Lose what we want
Just call it a night
I'm down man. I'm so down
yo guys no builds is gonna be even worse because with builds Ron can actually
outplay kids if it's no build runs literally just gonna get five man
sprayed by an SMG no builds is gonna be even fucking worse man literally worse
Mars needs someone to bring me that's bro it's like how do you swear to God
Darth Maul's in the game like I pick like I got like how do I pick up a I don't
even pick up a gold scar for not even a second and most is screaming to bring it
to him while he's dead bro it's like I don't know what to do just do both scars
gonna help me more than you you could use like a great you know you're fine
hi are we gone here's what we're gonna do all right we're gonna pick us on
location and then the last second we're gonna redirect so we don't get jumped by
85 fucking sex offenders that's what we're gonna do all right I'm not I'm not
I'm not gonna sit here till eight in the fucking morning
getting stream sniped by these fucking delinquent kids.
We get those fawn and then switch.
All right?
All right, where we going?
All right, we're gonna go to Pleasant Park.
Wink, wink.
Look, we're gonna go to Pleasant Park.
Wink, wink.
But, but Jixi, you're saying wink, wink,
like they're not watching the stream.
It was reverse psychology.
Full commit to Pleasant Park now.
Oh my God.
Psychology
Yeah, but now they heard that though
Please stay for me, but that's how we're dying. Go get that gun get that gun get the gun
I'm gonna camp the door. I'm gonna camp the door
You guys
Close our job is to depend out there
In more what the fuck
My god, sorry balls actually in the game
Hey, Ben here, Ben here, Ben here, one shot, one shot right here in the bedroom!
I have no health, bro.
Like there's no sight and no nothing.
Like why would Fortnite just like...
Shit.
Alright.
There's too many of them!
I walk!
Get down!
Most are open that door.
I
Legendary hated the number to 25
I lost are you locked or no? I'm one shot to anything. I'm watching you. I'm watching you
You know how to edit do you both you don't know how to fucking edit
The game's been out for 10 years!
Where are you going, you bitch?
Is that a cheater?
Yo, I just got jumped by Darth Maul.
I just saw a train fly on top of the roof, bro.
Like a choo-choo train.
Oh someone you are
Close you're a disgrace to gaming bro. What the fuck man?
It's 11, so I should go to the dentist today apparently someone's hacking
Apparently someone's literally hacking a lot. Yeah, I think there was a cheater or my god
I didn't know that guy was cheating.
Oh, yeah, your chat, uh, get cozy, y'all.
Yeah, guys, stay cozy, y'all.
We're gonna be here for a while.
So, uh, yo, Epic!
You got got any damn this guy fucking aimbot
Are you not in our lobby?
Not I'm not
We're in it. We're loading in a game
I'm not in the lobby man. Now man. Now man. I'm in a moment. Don't leave a man
Where's most worse? Let's stare you close
You're not even real, bro.
Yo, thank the bus driver, please.
What's up?
About thanking the bus driver.
Email dogs?
Email dogs in the game?
Who's email dogs?
All right, Ron, uh, just run, we're just going to follow you most when you hear the
boost jump out of the bus.
All right.
It's pretty simple.
All right.
Let's go now.
We're all right there.
This is this spot is good because we're so high up.
So once people are here, they're here.
This is the spot.
If you know, you know, this is literally it.
This is the spot.
If you know, you know, 2023, I fucking hate this spot.
like nobody here like no look they're all late they're all latest fuck 2023 man I
got fucking the gloves here
most why would you land on the same chest like how does your little fucking
how does your high cholesterol brain think of this shit like I'm not
gonna
like you're just a fucking idiot like you're dead ass just a fucking idiot
well what did I do you're a nice landing spot man nice fucking landing spot
Yeah, I would have been fine if those Polos didn't bring everybody in the world to me!
I want them to!
Our whole new home was in that game!
This is so fucking chopped, oh my god.
Just uh, re-cue the game, bro.
Yo, so chat, I know this is cute and funny or whatever.
Yo guys, this challenge is-
We got four dozen squads, we're dead last.
Outing ring is possible, hardcore Minecraft is possible.
This is impossible.
Chat, this is not a possible challenge.
Maybe try ranked.
actually help a lot especially with Qtimes.
Loose if I see you change your goddamn skin one more time bro just what are you gonna do
man what else man?
Yeah what are you gonna do that's the question we want to know.
Wait Rob they're saying sacrifice Loose just let him dive and reboot him later.
It's not bad.
Stay as far as fuck away from Loose as you can bro.
Los keep your distance, bro
Los do me a favor, bro. Just float the whole match like that. That's just jump out of the bus last second
It's fucking glide the whole time
Then be our UAV, bro
go back to fall guys I'd rather get my next sliced open than play fall guys
don't reboot pork chop someone said
What server hey, no, buddy answer that
One central
Most like the server it's not even gonna matter there is literally thousands of people trying to stream snipe
I'm sick to my stomach man. Those are you okay?
What is he doing?
Nice, bro. There's a fucking chicken in our lobby, bro. Like, this is so dumb.
Yo, chat. When did Darth Maul with, like, Nike sneakers get out of the game?
What type of demonic ass shit you've been in my playing right now?
Yo, thanks a driver. Thanks a driver. Thanks a driver.
Yo, please. Los, thank your doctor for keeping you alive, bro. Like, this is so fucked.
What?
What the fuck?
What the hell?
That's fucking insane.
No, I have tears bro.
This is the most I've laughed at.
I can't.
Loser is just genuinely like a lost cause in life.
Like thank god you got a gambler.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
Like thank God you got a gambling deal, bro. You could never work a job
There's no way stable with all those things
You don't want to go down that habit
nah
what a g
like, i like it's one thing where someone gives up a game skill
now it's about life skills
because i'm not, i'm not
fucking Peterbott
i'm not the poor guy
oh bro
oh
i have tears
It's nothing I can do. There's just too many people.
Hey Loki, I'm locked.
I'm not even good at it.
Hey, gozoo, just try to kill him!
Wait, I want to die so I can watch close.
Guys, both Vader is biting me!
Wait, let's see if Vader is done.
He actually got it.
Alright, let's clutch this game out.
Where are you going?
Don't go to the people, Losers.
Go somewhere different.
You can win this without us.
Look, it's college, bro.
Look, whatever you do, man.
If you try to get all the move cards, you will be met with a militia.
You have a pickaxe.
First of all, I think I'll be perfectly fine. These guys don't want to hurt me.
I'll walk to any amount he gets picked up by this guy above him.
Los, turn around. There's a dark fader behind you.
Why are you going directly to the bullets?
Los, don't go to the redo car. It's just gonna die.
Los, you're going right to people shooting!
What is your blood?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What a dumb game.
What a stupid game this is.
What a dumb, stupid game.
And we can't shut off the stream snipers.
Scream cypher's oh somebody in the chat said
Yo guys, there's nothing dishonorable in saying that the challenge beat us
Most why do you have a Sabrina Carpenter skin?
Did you get on this game to buy Kim Kardashian and Sabrina Carpenter? Like what are you doing, bro?
Most there's a habit of Sabrina Carpenter, bro. I don't know what like what's your problem
Most so wait, let me get this straight
Every time they've added a skin you've bought it and you've played for 10 years
You don't know how to edit and you're trying to farm a mountain
I can't even tell if you're being dead assed, I've never seen a human being try to farm
a mountain.
Like you've been playing for 11 years, you have a purple sculpture, look I'm not kidding
when I say that, barring 75 year old men, you might be the worst able bodied gamer to
ever grace the planet.
You tried to farm a mountain.
I got something for both of you. Number one, I'll start with JC. JC, you straight up need
to be in a mental asylum. You need psychiatric evaluations. You've been live for 500 straight
days your brain is fucking mush it's done it's fucking ADHD tick tock to
tune tune tune to the whore it's fucking nothing dark mall you're you're
seeing shit okay you're hallucinating and need to be jailed
saber lodo all I'm gonna say bro just go again I want a slurpee and I want red
Don't give me a free slurpee, free slurpee A for me!
You're actually a retard, bro.
Oh my gosh.
Ron, please just get like a chug jug and a cold star.
What can I do, bro?
There's just like a child, bro.
He just runs to me, bro.
That's fucking hands.
Stay in the bus.
Stay in the bus until the end.
And we're going to take people out, bro.
Oh yeah, let's just not jump at all.
This is actually brilliant.
not check it off. Yo bro, my abs are in brutal pain right now. I haven't laughed this hard
in my entire life. Dude, so long. Wait, stand about till the end? Till the end? I'm going
over here. Go towards here. Go towards here. There's 46 people below me. I'm not doing
an ass hair reveal.
Oh, what?
So insane, bro.
This is just, this is the most crooked version of Fortnite anyone's ever played in their life.
This is just, I was thinking about this.
Nobody experienced this.
You can't experience this!
Yeah, this is nothing.
But at what other time would you have a hundred people hunting you?
This is psychotic, bro!
Dude, I played this all straight to the point!
This is fucking hate!
I hear some of the fucking spads, bro.
like how?
Dark Smalls!
My game!
Oh my God!
Can this shit die?
Another Dark Smalls!
Two Dark Smalls!
Get me outta here!
Yo, yo, Jack!
Great stream, bro!
I need to go hug my mom after this!
Two Dark Smalls!
Are you kidding me?
Three fucking dogs. Oh, give me out here run out
No, I'm out yo, I gotta go I gotta go I gotta leave for dogs long in a minute
I
Want to kill myself this is the worst idea yo Elden ring fuck that
Minecraft none of this shit compares to this bro. I I have a teammate who has a 78 IQ
And I'm getting stream sniped by quadruple does malls in a house. Give me the fuck out of here
Who the fuck do you think you are, man?
That's the AIQ?
Are you a son of a bitch?
What the fuck?
You're a son of a bitch.
I've never heard someone say like that.
Oh my gosh.
I can't, I'm not gonna die.
Are you a son of a bitch?
I hope you choke on a pop-tart, you fucking bastard.
Why do you keep calling him a bastard?
No, you're the only motherfucker in here that eats pop-tarts still, bro.
Let's just be real.
You're the only motherfucker in this call that still eats pop-tarts, bro.
I don't like pop-tarts.
I don't like pop-tarts.
I haven't eaten pop-tarts in grade school, dude.
Oh, fuck.
Yo, uh, hey guys, let me, yo, there's five Darth Mauls in one building.
I'm not kidding, roll the clip, hi guys, roll the clip, five Darth Mauls in a building.
Yo, chat, are you guys like little Satan's moms?
Also, why did we do this challenge in the height of summer?
We should have pushed this shit back like six months.
It's fucking summer break on a Monday.
Why are we doing this?
This is a joke.
Five Dark Moles.
Fucking TeeFoo's not winning this.
Dude, you literally want to do it.
I tried to not do it.
Why is Barry the Platypus over here?
Why is a muscular Barry the Platypus?
I can't we're never winning
I'm going to wear
Okay, but to wear when you go straight down
over here the town
Apex Legends can go fuck itself
We're not even gonna win a Fortnite game
right behind you
I'm getting briefed I'm getting briefed
okay don't bring them to me bro do this
don't fuck yourself
I have an AR I'm gonna kill you
biggest like burger ever like I told you
don't land with me and you just
oh my fucking god bro
There's so many gliders I can't even hear myself think.
I got a gold sword.
Tone, tone, tone.
Tone, tone, tone.
And now fucking triple T. What the fuck?
You get low-surder.
No, I'm gonna die.
There's too many of them.
of them taking me somewhere I don't know what he's gonna do with my body wait
I'm watching I think it took me
I love to come watching you. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Where are they taking loaves? Where are they taking loaves?
Someone said he's taking me to a party, bro.
It's a good idea.
What the fuck?
What the f-
Yeah, how, man?
Ron, Lose just got thrown in the ocean.
Someone just threw Lose in the ocean.
I'm back hitting.
I need to find loot ASAP.
Why is there nothing?
I don't want to go to the treasure map yet, bro.
I need fucking shotgun shells, I have nothing.
Ron, just don't get our reboot cards.
You have Losus reboot or no?
No, dude. Let's go fuck himself. Wait, did we not get Losus reboot?
Bro, I died before Losus. His reboot is in the ocean. They threw him in the ocean.
I got on that.
Wait, this guy killed my hand blank.
I just got killed by a fucking Homer Simpson on a hoverboard, bro.
Like, it's never ending.
Los got the throat in the ocean they ran with him for four minutes straight
they ran to the edge of the map and flung him into the ocean I've never seen
someone like that might not ever get out of here
Why do you have 120,000 d-books?
I have 145,000 d-books.
How do you have more?
How do you have that much?
How do you have this skin?
Why do you keep switching skins?
Bro, how?
I don't know, bro.
I'm trying to do something, man.
Look, man, I'm about to get another beer.
This is gonna turn into like a sub-a-thon, bro.
Can we just win, please?
Also, yo, you're not getting anything.
Just make it Fortnite, please, man.
This is torture.
It is just Fortnite.
We agreed.
Okay, thank god.
Just get a Fortnite win and we're done.
Oh, and that might take fucking five hours.
I'm buying the Perry the Platypus in the shop.
Bro, I thought this was gonna be like a chill,
I thought this was gonna be chill. I thought we'd be done in six. I said six hours in the group chat
Holy shit, man
nine hours with no end in sight
Somebody fucking stab me
I'm getting a beer man. I'm getting another fucking beer. Yo, Loose get another beer, bro
Oh my god nine hours holy shit
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Oh, hello?
Yeah, hello?
Yo, I'm not in the game, bro, hello?
Yo, folks, I see you listening to me.
Leave the game, you fat fuck.
Yo, do I gotta speak your language?
Yo burrito boy like yo fucking pizza man. Yo, are you here?
Yo a salad's gonna spawn in your lap if you don't leave bro leave the game. Thank you, bro
I've I stopped dancing on my account, please I've I stopped dancing on my account none of this shit's fun
at least you're parry the platypus now.
What did Lose get them parry the platypus?
How long would it take for Lose to win a solo squads game?
That stream would never end.
It would only end by like a mass lag out or a power outage in some of the world.
I don't think you can ever do it, I'm fucking lying.
I actually don't think, I think you could give him ten million dollars if you couldn't
do it.
I don't think it's possible.
Did you go to the item store to buy the powderpuff skin?
Are you serious?
Dude, I forgot to buy the freaking, I forgot to get the freaking beer, I forgot to grab
it.
Loose that's my skin, you know, that's like for tonight code. You don't stubble skin. That's my skin
That's for night code go to
Wait so loose have you just been like randomly buying for night skins for the last like year
Why do you have so many skins? I haven't bought a skin on this game in like two years
yeah I mean yeah cuz we're playing dog shit fucking Castle Royale whatever the
fuck that was a clash Royale I play other games brown like loose I'm a
R6 player man like average the highest rank in that game like 20 times just
Skylar
Did you say castle well
Clash Royale
Yo, all right. All right, listen bro. We're a random team, bro
Who the fuck is that?
No, just play play we have a snake
Going here bro. Go to retail robber. Maybe I can make it help
Maybe I can make it up that I we just won't resin if he dies
Maybe I have to make it help dude.
Who's a worst gamer bro?
Like, Loos, Marlin, Max or Flight bro?
Come on bro.
Wallahi it's Loos, Wallahi.
I might have to put you guys in a tournament bro.
I'm not even kidding.
Wallahi it's Loos.
Hey, is he good over there Tubbs or no?
The Tubbs you good?
We're on the Sackyard, best run yet.
Oh my god, I forgot I'm on central servers, I need help right now.
Hissy, help me.
Nice, nice guy, J.K.
Los is alive, Los can still clutch, Los can clutch.
Los, you can clutch.
He died, bro, I forgot we're on Central Servers, I can't edit shit, oh my god.
What are you, a class server, bro?
Cope Cope Sahore, bro. What are you blaming ping right now? Yeah, I tried taking his wall and I couldn't take it
He edited what do you mean cope cope cope? Cope Sahore, bro? You are the worst gamer in here
Like what you just said it's like a warcraft
Take off the ice by skin
Give me speak any host that's why you're fucking it's on East Coast. That's why I couldn't take shit I
I love it how the servers just randomly change and there's still a 75 stream snipers like
it doesn't even like how do you guys just are you guys actually you guys should try
this hard in school no can I let me actually talk to the directly to the probably two to
three thousand stream sniping fucking delinquents maybe if you put five percent of the effort
you put into stream sniping into your school work you'd have a fucking academic scholarship
to Syracuse or some shit. Yo, I didn't even know I was host. How do you know I'm host?
Like how are you this locked into sniping, bro? Let us win so we can fucking go to bed!
Fuck!
I'm wearing the Marlin Icon skin, bro. I'm locked. I'm fucking locked.
Bro, what the hell did you just say, dude? The Marlin Icon skin. Bro, are these nuts
in your throat? What the fuck? Los, take off ice spice, bro.
Are you a tuner?
Like, those...
What even?
I'm sorry for being gay.
What?
Like, when did you buy stuff for me?
Like, what?
Can we go through your inventory, bro?
Like, what kids do you have, bro?
Like, can we just win, bro?
Like, what are you doing, guys?
Like...
Dude, love, you haven't got a kill since nom, bro.
Gotta kill last game when you died you didn't get a fucking kill
Bro last game I had four kills bro. I was with Ron. We were killing shit
Jase you just seem like you smell like shit I
Mean what like that might be the most offensive thing. I think anyone's ever bequeathed to me
I
Seemed like I smell like shit. Okay. Thanks. Yo, Ron. How do I smell you met me?
Oh, you smell horrendous, your bathroom smells horrendous, your bedroom smells horrendous.
Now, Ron, we're gonna play and do it, of course, you know what I mean?
I get that vibe, Ron, I get that vibe, like, heavily, you know what I mean?
Brillo, you just look like greasy, I don't even know how to explain it.
Like, I just don't, though, you know what I mean? Like, you smell, though, and it shows.
But like, alright, thank the bus driver.
Um...
call us call it go on okay uh Loot Lake
let's go back to your full night montage on Loot Lake earlier today now you
were yeah it was the worst game I've ever seen yeah we should go to Loot Lake
Did you go to the lake, blue lake, blue lake!
Wait what? What the fuck happened to the blue lake?
Oh hell no.
He's like lost his ass to me.
What the fuck is this?
You know what's funny is we actually had one legitimate chance and we still had like 25 people to kill.
Don't worry about it. I'm wearing the marlin skin. We're not losing.
Oh, there's nothing in here guys. There is a
dance for guinea pig dancing on me right now.
I
Get like a chug chug or something
Like I'm getting danced on by a guinea pig. Oh my god. I've got a golden scar. Oh my god. I've got a golden scar. Oh my god
I got a golden scar
There is a gerbil dancing on me, bro
I
Have there is a chipmunk dancing on me
Was I have a golden scar for you, okay, please
This guy is so dancing.
Loads, this is your icon skin.
I couldn't resist the body in front of me, oh my god.
Yo, yo, yo, guys, guys, I know you want me to carry, but I can't carry this hard if y'all don't do fucking anything!
I want you to be like it let me be clear when I say this I'm not good at fortnight
I've never claimed to be good at fortnight and most is a walking lobotomy
There's nine people on top of me like I'm sorry bro. I'm not you're not teaming up. I'm not unknown army, bro
All right, you're gonna
Frame this bro guys. I want you to notice that jinxie frames this he says I'm a walking lobotomy
low IQ, oh shit. While he is dying at the exact same, actually worse rate than me. And
somehow he's just, oh dude, I'm getting shriveled, but me, it's because I'm low IQ. Dude,
Jixi, you are a, you're a socio dude. I'm actually scared of you, bro. Dennis, you're
freaking me out.
Los, you have had maybe two to three kills in the last three hours of Fortnite, bro.
get the fuck up me out they're running at you with a pickaxe
I've lost all hope like at first I had hope like I know man you had one game
where you had like all gold loot that was our only chance this is a joke oh my
god hi guys shut off my internet or something bro so I could have like a
tweet and make an excuse hi guys shut off my fucking internet bro please most
was getting danced on by a cheerful night and jesse's playing fucking spectator simulator over there
you and ron bro you've died the most like no no if somebody runs the stats you had the least
kills by a mile i swear to god you have no hell no i want not hell no hell what the kills you
You tried to farm a mountain!
Like no one's ever done that ever, it's like AI bought.
Hey, Jinxy, please thank the driver so we can-
No, get out of the bus, I literally marked the location.
Where the kills?
Oh, Jinxy, I'm ahead of Jinxy by seven kills.
Yeah, you have like no kills.
Yo, buddy, I know this is like some rank or whatever.
I'll get an ass tattoo on stream tomorrow if you have more kills than me los
I'll get a fucking tattoo tomorrow you are ass man
No more kills and shit. Let's copy off with you. There's nobody here until you came here. I'm not even kidding
I'm not kidding. I just got like a full place on contested for like
I'm getting chased down by a sex offender.
Here we go.
I'm getting chased down by another sex offender.
Yo, Fortnite, do you guys have like developers?
What am I playing?
Fortnite, do you guys have a spam system?
I'm getting chased down by literal sex offenders
Guys can we all just like
How did he die?
What is this?
This is pretty much abstract.
Alright, I'll go fuck myself then.
Nice, nice, nice!
Los, you're a sack of shit, dude.
Where are all of getting danced on again?
Oh my god!
Epic game!
You have a trillion dollars and not one person has been live banned!
Los, how are you going?
Where is he going?
Where is he going?
How do you miss the gun?
Oh my god, oh my god.
Was he on a dirt bike with a gerbil again?
No man!
I have an idea this time.
We obviously gotta switch it off.
Can you get us on a different server or something?
No, no, no. This is how it's gonna work.
Ready up, Los?
They're obviously coming for you and Los.
So I need to land somewhere, just get looted up,
and then come after you guys, bro.
Yo, no, no, Ron. You do your own thing.
Get looted up. Don't try to protect us.
We're gonna die, all right?
own thing get looted up whatever maybe if you want reboot us later on man it
doesn't fucking matter most is a like you have the skin most most is a
legitimate like I'm not kidding when I say this a lobotomy on wheels now he
just jumped on a dirt bike with a gerbil in a 1v4
I'm getting a beer, Los ready up man. I'm getting a fucking beer man, fuck this.
you're evil to the world you shouldn't be allowed to reproduce
I just can't take him serious.
I'm just looking at his face bro.
Like why aren't you running off?
Like do you have a fucking, do you have air in your head?
Like do you guys have air just all in your head?
Like I'm serious.
Yo, also could I just say, all these little delinquents, are you still not ready to opt?
All these little delinquents in the chat that we're talking about, Lamycki, Lamycki, they're
the same freakazoids who are stream sniping, guaranteed.
If you run the usernames, these are the exact same little fuck sticks that I've been stream
sniping.
I've seen 46 Darth Mauls in three games
Like this is a joke
Guys minecraft hardcore was beatable right out in ring was beatable. This isn't fucking real. This isn't possible man
Out of a 99 person lobby with 98 or 97 enemies
Maybe 73 of them are active machines. I think maybe 80 bro. You plug prime booga into this
He's not winning dog. I was scared prime booga, so I wouldn't say that
Right okay about some fluke bullshit. It's like look ready up changing your jersey and ready
This might go down as like one of the like most times I've laughed on a stream ever like
Los you are genuinely like you you get it shouldn't be able to reproduce in this
world like there can't be more of you like I'm not kidding
the most hopeful thing I've ever heard
are you hearing Hernandez? are you hearing Hernandez? are you crazy?
someone said to put this number on
You said it was okay, bro
There's no way that's what that is you should be marked on like Google Earth as like a national treasure, bro
Like when people come up to you, they should just be like allowed to take photos just with you like you're like the Mona Lisa
You're dead ass just like
I don't wanna be in
I just wanna be him
I'm not getting an eddest
You're not getting an eddest
I'm gonna try to get
Bro I'm out of being an it
Bro I just wanna be him
Alright
Alright bro let's go
I'm not kidding when I say this, this is the most I've ever laughed in a single stream in my entire life.
Well, I mean, I've never cried a laugh.
Like, if you watch the most I've ever laughed, you'll see it, but why did I have so many tears in my eyes?
Like, I was crying.
Like...
Guys, can we not claim our locations, man? Just switch it. Go somewhere else.
No.
There's like 60 fucking freaks hiding there as we speak.
Wait, use these geysers to like, evade. You can like, evade.
Use the geysers to evade
All right lock in we're just calm we got this
You're not winning against a macro bro, I guess you are
I'm just bad, but I just can't even jump over this shit
Good
85 ping
what is this bro yay getting chased down by another you know what man let me
chill cuz I'm sure you know what
are you special means kid going into a skydiving indoors well like what are
you doing bro oh you're a lost cause are you doing your dead ass useless
This lava burn you in this?
Please just stop.
He just watched one of the teammates die.
No, please.
No, Dixie.
Dixie, just go look at one of the teammates dying.
Guys, please stop.
Please.
He said no.
Did he just say fucking no?
I gotta go.
I gotta fucking tongue tongue again.
They're like teeming.
Not the ones you wish to do in the last two minutes.
I know what you're doing, Loze! Go!
Loze, do something!
Loze, why are you playing in an air in Hernandez jersey? Are you a fucking psycho, Matt?
That's like so disrespectful.
where is he going somebody somebody said put 81 on you know that's how many
victims that guy claims bro why are you wearing that what the I don't even know
what this is bro you don't know Aaron Hernandez he's like a mass murderer
psycho wait mass murderer bro Aaron Hernandez killed like three humans
bro why are you with yo and the you can't be in this jersey who told me to
What the fuck is that yo? Find the guy who said 81 in the chat, bro.
Yeah, find the guy who told him to put 81 in the chat and put him in the Patriots, bro.
Yeah, find him.
You're gonna get picked accidentally. Oh my god.
Oh my god, you're gonna get picked accidentally.
It's like, it's just like, you know, bro, like, I get it, like,
After a while though, like man
What is
Jersey you fucking disrespectful piece of
Hold on a second bro hold on a second, but do me a favor bro. Do me a favor, bro
Listen to the stream snipers out there. Can you go get some?
Why did you buy this skin, bro?
Like, guys, guys, please, bro, there's like three people who bought that skin, bro, you're
one of them.
Like, oh, yo, guys, it's midnight, man.
I don't, there's no end in sight.
Yeah, like, what do you want us to, you guys are ruining the own couch.
Yo, I said, can you guys please stop and this guy literally verbally emoted saying no as like bugs bunny or something
When did this game get like demonic? I don't remember Darth Maul running around with fucking
Nikes, bro. When did this game get fucking demonic?
Los is getting danced on by a gerbil. There's 17 fucking Darth Mauls
Someone in most chat told him to air in Hernandez number
Bro, let us go to bed now, please.
This is literally just, yeah, it's demonic.
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this?
What?
What?
What?
Alright, bro, this is not even funny, bro.
Like...
Oh my god.
There's a Los you matter spam in my chat, and I just want to say I appreciate every single one of you, bro
I appreciate the the Los you matters because I'm just getting verbally assaulted by my teammates, so I appreciate it
Go retail, bro. Uh
Looney Lodge
Looney Lodge, you're not a real person. Why do I have no game sound? What type of fucking demonic shit is this hi-bots?
I have no game sound
Where are we going lonely lodge or what I'm going salty. I'm going salty. I'm going salty. I'm backing up
Ron we did give them into the bottom of that house. Let's go there. Oh, where is Los Angeles?
Please just come with the team for the love of God
I'm not just letting pet let him Paris
You're next to me Los I see you you're in fucking South Sudan
You're not even close to me.
Ron blue bomb, Ron blue bomb, Ron blue bomb.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Ron come here, Ron come.
Come here, come here, come here.
How are you dead, Los? How is that possible?
Okay, Ron.
Hey, hey, Ron, fuck this.
Alright, I know you're a little drunk,
but I need you to like carry, man.
Fuck, at least.
This is a good spot.
Oh my god, oh my god.
No, no help me Jixi.
Oh you're that joke.
This is a fucking joke bro.
I can't bro, this is light years in this game.
This is what is light years in this game.
This is a sin.
Oh no, you're grounded in this house.
Get me out of here.
No, no, no, I gotta go.
Yo, hey bro.
This shit was dope, bro, but I'm not, like, 40th place again.
Like, this is fucking pointless!
This is fucking pointless!
This is fucking stupid!
For real!
What the actual fuck?
I mean, bro, we can play Apex Legends, y'all.
Los, maybe change the skin, bro?
Like...
Yeah, Los, maybe don't write on your forehead and Sharpie marker that I'm a bot.
Only a bot would wear that skin, Los.
Los, wear something that's like, remotely competitive.
Also, Los, you're definitely a gooner, bro.
You have an ice vice skin and a miss incredible skin, bro.
Bro, are you like a serial masturbator?
Who buys this skin other than literal fucking freaks?
Are you a serial fucking masturbator bro?
Come on, let's show em bro, put on your skiddup.
Can you imagine a world where we restarted every time we get a win or die, I'm at?
This would have actually taken a year.
This would have been the longest stream that's ever happened in history ever.
I don't think it would have been possible.
The stream would have never ended, bro.
I feel bad for Loose.
Oh, man.
can you spawn with us bro please you know let's be nice to it so where do you want to
go um bro i sort of just want to like yo can i be honest guys i want to i thought this
as powers where he could shut off like internet
those were so we're going with
it looks like spot you want to go to a mountain in the middle of the map
most why are you floating
uh...
let's go
dude
sweetest endless
yes
yes bro
Yo, this is not pot- your chat.
Minecraft was possible.
Elden Ring was- this is not possible because of you fuckers.
So if you complain when this shit gets ended tonight,
halfway through,
understand you have only yourselves to blame.
All of you should be ashamed of yourself.
You're stream sniping it?
Like, it's not cool. Like, dude, listen, I'm all for, like, I actually think it's funny to see, like, a whole lobby attack.
But if you just go for hours straight it like loses the life like genuinely what are we supposed to do?
Like even if we hide or show later like it doesn't matter
Yeah, it's not even like this isn't even it's not even like funny like
I'm getting picked up by dark small
I'm I'm getting picked up by drunk boy. Yeah. Hey, I got it dude. I got
I hear a kid with a spaz bro like
This is impossible brother the guy hold up
And just block it oh guys can you just give me guns like that ass. Can you just not kill me? Can you just give me guns?
Okay
guys like I can't I don't know how much longer I can do this bro
me neither bro considering I'm the only one
a guy named Evil Fortnights just landed on me and killed me
hahahaha
wait do you guys try like hiding in a screen when you're playing
am I playing Evil Fortnights?
where am I?
hahahaha
it was completely sealed the uh
You know like you know when you sort of just feel like you're kind of working into a cement wall
This is exact bro. We've gotten dead last every game. We've played for an hour. This is absolutely pointless
Ron can we add screen? Yeah, let's try it buddies. Let's try one. Yeah, let's try one hiding. I
Think all that's gonna happen though is the stream snipers gonna be delayed
All right, my screen's hidden man. My yeah, don't start yet. Don't start yet
It just text me when it starts.
Yo, can we all mute our desktop audio?
And then like they won't know when we cue.
Do it.
But everyone mute your desktop audio.
All right, please, seriously.
Ron, did you mute it?
Did you mute it, Ron?
Yeah, I can't hear you.
I think you're the five gifted Los. He's only 30 obese team. Thank you. Thank you, bro.
message
about a 30k subs
I'm glad my chat can't even hear you right now bro, just can you ready up quickly?
quickly so we don't have to
I want to unmute my desktop bro, come on bro
but how do you like most how do you hear the game
I don't hear it wait
hold on hold on my game I'm ready to make a new check
let me mute my game
Los you play Los Los
you play Fortnite with no game sound
Yeah, I ask him why he does that.
So those why do you play Fortnite with no game sound?
I think it just comes out of preference.
So those what would be the preference of playing
Fortnite without being able to hear anything?
What's the point of that?
huh
Like all right for instance like you know how like some people
You can't even think of a reason you fat idiot, bro
Like you're dead ass just a fucking moron like there is no preference bro
What why would you ever play fortnight without game sound like bro? Do you fucking hear yourself?
No one's ever did that man intentionally unless they're actually deaf
You're the old bros you're like a multi fucking millionaire and you play every video game without game sound
What's wrong with you? I know hold on great. That's not true. I have some sound, but it's on like 2%
Oh 2% volume so what if somebody lands on your house are you gonna hear it?
I
Yo, Ron do like no one show until we're at the PLI like please fucking I cannot I guys I can't I can't do this anymore
I'm getting I'm getting grabbed by Darth Maul. Like I miss shit stupid. I'm done
All right, listen, let's go right
No one fucking show. Let's go here. Let's go here
All right, we're gonna go there. Actually, let's go. Are you sure? Let's go there. Look where that is
Yeah, it's something else summer. Yeah, I like where they wouldn't think yep easy
What about well?
Probably like one of these that's not bad. Oh, I do the one that looks to stay there there
Though don't get like don't give away. We're at just waiting till we land in then show saying Los showed
They're saying Los is it show I'm on full screen. I don't show burger get the fuck away from me when I'm playing for tonight
This is where I become a demon back up run. Why do you verbally harass your cat?
What like why do you verbally assault burger, man? Why do you I'm gonna tell you why do you verbally assault loaves, bro?
And he's like an animal too like you're a weirdo like what the fuck right?
No, she just called you an animal. I mean, what do you what are you fucking crazy, bro?
Yo, so when should I show my screen?
When we land those people here those people here go the screen
People though. Can I show my yeah, I saw my screen
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
We're situated
Is but they're gonna come and like heaps like the strings and they're not gone
They're just waiting like they're in the air right now waiting to see yes
So the stream is or any air waiting so you're gonna have to give it a minute get guns get guns
I got bad news, bro
I cannot press escape for some reason to put my audio back. So I'm playing this whole game now that audio
Right, that's fine. You don't need it
But I actually have so much loot that this is goaded
Highlights randomly show screen in like one or two minutes
Can I ask why I can't press escape anymore chat to open up my fucking settings? How do I fix that?
Like I can't open up my settings
We're on China alt tab
No, I just can't open up my settings anymore for some reason.
Yeah, we have no other option other than doing this.
This is actually peaceful.
There's not like 20 freaks on me.
Thank you.
You let me know on the show, bro.
You let me know on the show.
Yeah, I think we just let them like have their little gliders fall and then they're
all just going to be limp-ticking with pickaxes like idiots and they're all going to kill
each other.
Let the fucking piranhas bite each other, please.
Right, that's cool.
I have no idea where we are.
Right, that's cool.
I'm down to not show for like two minutes. I'm not even kidding.
I did a skit fucking.
Look at the difference in game right now, bro. I'm like walking around looting.
I have good loot. I still have.
Yeah, it feels like I don't know.
It feels like I'm playing a video game and not watching a horror movie.
That's what it feels like.
So what were we doing for the last four hours?
Holy shit.
Oh, I can't fucking go in my settings, man.
Yo, Ron, I have a golden sniper.
enjoy it bro yo let me get that anything that just look old and ayo
it's all soft I'm not giving you my fucking golden sniper those man those
meaty fucking claws away bro yo look you're not gonna land a snipe I could
actually get a snipe dude I'm snipe booga bro I must slice is true or whatever
I think it's true.
He did snabuga.
It's true.
How does fucking Golden Snabber.
Yo, can we just like, Ron, are you ready to show?
Or no, I'm right, I'm showing,
I'm fucking the shit.
I'm ready.
All right, I'm showing.
Yo, show.
I have no audio.
All right, here we go, be ready.
Wait, I'm gonna come to you guys.
I got no audio this game.
I repeat, no audio.
Are you like, no.
Are you dead?
I have no audio dead fucking ass. I can't open up my settings for some reason. So I'm stuck with no audio this whole game
Just give us a break Satan like what am I playing?
The one good landing we have my only player has no audio
Devils work
My only player you're on dick. Holy shit
Those people here already
I mean I have no audio you guys tell me when you see it was literally like it like instantly got streams live
Holy shit
This guy's balling into me
I'm a fucking audio. We were actually good though. Hold on. Here's the mini here
And oh my god, I'm going with this gun. We're lying. I'm going with this gun. Hold on
This is my guys throwing clusters to our right. No, it's okay. Yo, yo game dropped on those to stay alive
Yep, here comes the Demogorgons
Told you this is my gun on everything. This is my gun. I used to just this way used to play up in sales
We're back in the day, but
Just endless gliding
Sit down Darth Maul you fucking pussy sit the fuck down. I'm my low-key fake good without fucking audio char
I just had a clean snipe man
Alright bro, they're like zombies, we're not gonna stop
I'm chillin bruh, I have no heals
I'm actually locked, holy shit I'm locked
What the f-
Low strength! Low strength!
Boxing in reds! I got strength!
I have no audio! I have no audio!
Reds! Reds! Reds!
Thank you, Los Salabia. Thank you. I killed four.
I'm actually playing good.
I have no audio! I don't know what to do, bro!
I feel like a fucking bot!
Please give me Chug Jug or something.
Voss!
Shit's over, man.
They all just come in streams.
Streams that it's like so obvious Rob, please save this room. I don't know what to do
You're getting shame to the jitsu kaisen man
As you bring shame to jitsu kaisen
Go Joe would never do that you piece of dog shit. I
Have no audio. This is how dare you wear that skin and do that
For a loss I need help bringing fucking shame to jitsu kaisen. I need help
You need help
Well, sure you alive or no, I was we found the one challenge that is impossible. We found it
Or someone's got to bring me lose like is there any any friendly people out there or no?
My god, yo chug
There's a chug we're on you're actually to go
You've heard you miss the chug
No, I didn't oh my god. I've no
Understand why for night is the most dumb dead fucking game ever like oh my god
How is this company not seeing that there's over like a hundred thousand people watching this fucking shit and they
They still can't have one person just one person watch over stream to just start live banning people like why why can I not press escape to put my
audio back on bro. Yo I have a theory man and this dates all the way back to
XQC and Tilted Towers. Bro this game was fucking designed to be
StreamSniper. There are games where you run into a StreamSniper. This fucking
dog shit fucking game was literally designed for StreamSniper's. It's the
the whole point of all of this shit.
Well stop changing your skin and ready up.
I'm gonna get my screen again, yeah?
Yeah, Hydra screen, bro.
Should I cancel the queue?
Yeah, they see, they asked for my Epic ID.
Also, they also asked for my Epic ID when Donald Musser was in the fucking development team.
They don't do shit, bro. They don't fucking care.
They're just stupid, bro. Like, I'm gonna be honest, bro.
I can't lie anymore.
They've been saying that they're going to ban stream cybers since I was in since I was a fucking minor, bro. Like
This is like so dumb
Bro, it's nice about high-screen high-screen
I understand there's a lot of little shit heads in here that I've probably spent two three hundred bucks on their account
And I don't think they should get banned. Yo, just show them. They should die, bro. They should die
Like this doesn't make any sense.
Like an hour
For me get the IP address find out where they live and kill them like I'm dead serious, bro
All right, they're not gonna kill them
But the point that I'm trying to sort of drive home here is yo guys
Oh, I was like your burger get yo burger get down off the bed. Yo burger get off my
Burger get down from the bed burger
Yo burger
Yo burger, are you fucking serious get off the bed? Why are you just staring at me burger?
Bro look like a fucking joke
Yo, man Ron is a FMCS
Former champion and we can't even get out of dead last do you realize how fucking
Unplayable this shit is like man. It doesn't matter if we get fucking Tifu in here brother. There's 75 people on us
There's nothing we can do.
Is everyone hiding screen on my soul?
Just listen to me.
This will be, I'm not kidding.
I'm going to have audio this game until I figure it out.
Listen.
I'm going to have audio through bro.
Yes, yes, yes.
Tilted bro.
Bang, you're just an idiot.
I have this response.
Most don't, don't say it.
Listen, nobody's going to go here.
This is the most hidden part of the map.
I'm not kidding.
There's actually good loot here.
I'm not kidding.
I'm getting fucking gaped in every hole as soon as I show my screen.
This isn't even a game, bro.
This is a horror movie.
This isn't fun.
I'm not even drunk anymore. My buzz is completely wore off. I'm just sober and sad
Dog-chan, I don't want to play this the brothers licking his own penis for you know if I could do this shit, bro. Like ah
The lucky dude, bro
Good ass, Jay-Z. What if you drank more?
Most what if yo bro most what if you?
I'll do it, bro. What?
Let me let me drink
I don't know what's here
Man nobody's here. There's one person here. I told you I'm putting my own not show screen
Don't show screen
Give me a loose one guy we win from fucking head man
Oh my god
Let's put a socket dude. I got hit by Darth Maul. You haven't done shit for hours, please
Did someone
Yo Ron you want to a run lock into what I'm about to say
Hiding screen doesn't work because listen listen listen they follow our skins out of the bus even come getting
They didn't changing skins
Oh short as me they're letting you guys know most come here. Loose come here les me. They're letting you rise me
Just kill the wonder right here quickly. There's what it's a 1v1
It's a Darth Maul
What are you doing? Let's kill them. Why are you building up?
Los, why are you building up?
Los, kill them! Los, kill them!
Los, they're giving you every chance you have to know!
Why are you scaring them?
You're just a fucking idiot, man. Like...
You deserve just like, I don't even know, bro.
Yo hide your screen, mute audio, no this is what we're doing, hide your screen, mute
audio and change skins.
Do not show what skin you have.
Yo Ron, also change the god damn cock sucking server before I slice my neck open on stream.
I don't care about your little central ping.
Your walls don't matter when there's 77 sex offenders on top of us, it doesn't matter.
your fucking server or I'm hitting the hay bro please god fuck your ping fuck I
got like maybe two more in me
thanks skins already I'm joking you you're not allowed to leave nobody's a
lot of leave here what is this torture yo hey hey hey sicko I'm gonna leave
pretty goddamn soon we've got each dead glass for five hours fuck this I'm right
there with you man also most um with all due respect man have you ever played a
video game at even a remotely high level in your fucking life ever any video
game have you ever been even sent in in a video game bro I'm being dead ass
What are you good at close aside from fucking Plinko balls and cheeseburgers?
What the fuck do you do?
That's not cool, bro
He's not that bad at Plinko man
Oh
Jinxy knows how many how many chicken how many chicken McNuggets do you think you could eat in under an hour?
I don't I don't I don't I don't
see Elron. Have I had a guy
I just want to win, bro. I
just want to win. What if we
all just like try to think of
the most positive minds that
we can right now? Yo, what if
we all just I don't know light
ourselves on fire so we don't
have to play this **** What if
we all take a match and burn
our legs off so we don't have
What if we crash a car into a cement fucking wall bro instead of playing this?
Don't show screen don't show landing spot if there's 30 kids here again
It's impossible. We change our skins. Nobody knows the skin zero run. Whoa, if I'm on central again, I'm out
I'm not doing this central bullshit. That doesn't matter. Yes, you're right. It's matter. It fucking matters
What a time
No, fuck your pain, bro, your pain doesn't matter if there's 70 people on us.
Holy shit.
What if there were four night players in there and you guys jerk off to nine paint?
Can you lower your cortisol?
I did, I did.
You're actually stressing me out now.
No, man, I've been on my hands and knees praying for a server swap for five hours.
Are you gonna make low stress eat, bro?
Chill.
Like, I actually chill, bro.
Am I wrong?
I'm not an angry drunk.
The same kids that are typing angry drunk,
but the same delinquent sociopaths
that have been running me up and down the map
in Darth Maulkins, go fuck yourself.
I'm not an angry drunk, you made me this way.
Meet the audio, don't show up, please, until the end.
Meet the audio, man.
Most don't thank the bus driver,
You always do it before you drop don't do it if you think the bus driver they're gonna know and then they're gonna know to drop
Also, they're following our skins out of the bus. So I don't know what to do about change our skins, bro, like
Yet again, if you I change my shit. Yeah, me too, bro, like
You're the only one complaining drinks and you haven't changed anything
Yo, I've been why have you not changed
Well, I'm out here. How the fuck is rolling?
Shut up and go there. I can't shut up. Just shut your mouth. Just shut your mouth.
Just shut up, you angry, alcoholic fucking egg.
Oh my God, bro. Shut up!
You have a throwin' egg! You have a throwin' egg!
Oh my God, bro. Just fucking lock in.
You had it like, bro. You had it like...
We're gonna be here in 10 fucking New Year's if you keep doing this.
New Year's, buddy. I got two games in me.
Yeah, those you don't even have another three days in you, bro
Fuck you like I'm not getting one Tino's life or winning this game
No, okay, I'm burgers life. I'm getting a kill right now
How dare you you see how nobody's here you see how nobody's here, but Los is flying across the map for some reason
What nobody is here to you. It's not a single soul here
buddy I'm literally next to you and there's a team right here there's nobody
here I'm literally looking there's nobody there's a team I just saw them I'm gonna
lose this entire spot I was literally just we actually win this game I'm not
kidding block you see where I am come to me yo you know what you need to do just
form your man's yeah guys please God I'm in the place there's nobody here
Alright, I'm not even- Yo, can we just like, maybe, I don't know, not show our screen for
the entire game?
Yeah.
This isn't good for mental health.
There's probably like 37 freaks in the air right now waiting.
I'm not kidding.
This is a win.
I don't care right now since I'm putting it in the air, dare I say?
Latino's life were when this
There I say this is the one
All right, bro. I'm like full shield. I'm getting my maths. No one's on me run
I want to say this is fun. I'm ganked run. I'm uncons. I'm so you could come to me
There's no but there's not a single solar
Hey guys, man, look at you, bro
What else is the mickey?
There's no...
Wait, it's the mickey to not have 85 stream climbers?
Wait, Loos, you gotta kill. Good job, bro.
Nice job, bro. You're a chipped fucking idiot.
You coulda bought.
Don't show screen yet.
Loos is gonna die to a bot, bro.
What are we gonna show screen, man?
Whatever you're ready.
Loos, are you ready to show screen or do you need more time?
my thinking is I'm kind of separated from y'all I'm a riff to go this it's
impossible to lose this I'm not even kidding what could you riff to me maybe
after I use that music as an emergency bro I'm showing my screen yeah I'm
gonna show it yeah let's share let's yeah yeah yeah alright we're good no
There's no there's no chance we die. Oh, so you need to like get to me though. Oh my god. I got a gold ball
Green show here they come
Yeah, I'm alone man. I know just just get to us. Well, there's actually no way we lose I have everything
I'm getting to you. I'm running to you. Hello
Why is this motherfucking ramp not doing this?
Holy shit
Let me up. Got any fakes games for campus
So I take this or I just run with the minigun
I'm running with the minigun. Don't fuck this shit, right chatter now. No, take this big. I mean you got to
My chest even matters should it is get to Ron my sister's in there. I should just get to Ron
Three impulses as an escape
The thing is, bro, these kids that's sad in the sky are gonna have to pickaxe for a little bit.
They're gonna start falling into the scene.
Oh, so there's another big pop right here for you to carry, okay?
Listen, we need to stack up. I'm here, man.
Tom Game West is in our lobby.
Say you swear to God that's an actual name.
Fuck.
Alright, this is literally- I'm not even getting this, this might be our best chance.
This is the game. No exaggeration.
Best fucking chance please please we can't lose again. I can't do this anymore
We have one chance. It's right now. I'm not even kidding
No one's literally on fucking top of you guys, bro. We waited a while to queue
So maybe there's only like 20 snipers in here right up the any
That ass bro get ass there might literally not be any stream snipers in man. I have an actual real game of fortnight
Chad, by the way, if you're typing Lemikie to this, you should actually, like, I can't even say that all the way.
I got someone coming in. Two people.
Here comes the delinquents. Here they come.
Darth Maul.
Oh my god. Go.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Wait, what the fuck is happening?
Ice got sniped.
They're not coming back.
They're not coming back.
Rob, they're not coming back.
I'm not going to be playing with you.
How does this guy have so many mats?
Got him, got him, got him, got him.
Bro, this fucking tree owns.
Are you good or not? Talk to me.
Don't help me, man.
No, there's guys in front of us.
Don't help me, I'm in.
I got Bobby and Benz in the room.
I look for them all.
this dark mall kid is such a fuck up
coming on other balls and balls
idea they're gonna call me I'm gonna come close
I'm kind of a
where is he? where is he? where is he? he's down here
where did you write it?
close you gotta shoot him close you gotta shoot him
Jake's behind you, Jake's behind you, Jake's behind you, Jake's behind you!
You should be ashamed of yourself, kid.
Cryptic 2x, you should be fucking ashamed of yourself, kid.
Pathetic fucking loser, I don't play this game.
Play me in seeds, you'll never beat me, ever.
I'm actually good at the games I play.
Wait, what kind of sick joke is this?
This guy destroying my game?
I don't.
You'll never beat me at all in this one, you know.
We won't go to a hundred times. Never be me
Chicken Jockey just killed me bro. Chicken Jockey 6-7 and it flicks skin just killed me
The guy was in the store the guy was in the store, bro
I'm done guys. What if we just go to sleep and continue this tomorrow, please?
Like yo, I can't do that. I don't I don't want to play
I'm gonna brush over I'm dead
Can we just go to bed and continue this? Yeah, there's actually so many snipers. It's insane. I actually don't know what to do
Oh, there he is various
Shitting in the school is actually so many snipers.
I actually don't know, no, it's-
Guys, I think we go to bed and continue the marathon tomorrow.
We're not quitting, we're just postponing it one day.
What are y'all doing tomorrow?
I'm not like, yo bro, it's one in the morning.
I'm not doing this.
This is actually nuts though, like what can we do?
Like I-
Well I shoot, even if we did it tomorrow,
it's gonna be worse.
Well this is like nuts though.
We just hit our screen for five minutes,
change skins and still couldn't win.
Yo, we hit our screen for five minutes.
The entire lobby is after us.
They don't care about winning.
They're just trying to kill us.
All right, hide screen, hide screen,
you audio change skin, I'm changing servers again.
By the way, I changed servers.
That game, drink, see that was a whole different server.
I have an idea.
What about a stream delay?
Oh, wait, Los, you can't add a delay?
There's no point of even adding a delay.
We're just funny.
I'll end my fucking streams to win this.
So, wait, why don't we just me and Rod add a delay?
Oh, why don't we just do that?
Why don't we do this?
Why don't we all end stream, get the win, and then fire back up and show that we got
a win?
It's not even a bad shout, kid.
All right, you want me to hide through him?
Yes, and change skins.
I'm changing servers.
Bro, I'm just saying it's not the end of the world to just give up tonight and then play
again tomorrow.
That's the mickey.
How the fuck is that?
Yo, you're letting the chat poison you this isn't le Mickey. No one's ever dealt with this in the history of gaming
This is fucking demonic, man. No, no, I know fuck that le Mickey shit. None of these fuckers have had 75
Sociopath delinquents chasing them up and down the map. This is the opposite of Mickey. Okay, this is the most
Ever listen listen listen
Change skins right now everybody including you Jinxie hide your screen and your and your blood hide your screen hide your audio
Hide everything. Okay, I'm gonna change servers and we're not gonna show our screen until zone is moving
Okay, I'm not even kidding. Form up a thousand gnats, but I don't care
Okay, and also wait on the queue time. Yo, you guys need to mute the fucking cues because they can hear
What do you think? What have you been doing? Have you been playing it?
No, it's been muted the whole time talking about mainly lows
Most make you know you my shit is not on my screen, bro. It's my place nation
You can't you chat here when we ready up man. No
All right, yo, I'm not even trolling low said he had two more in him. I have two more like I have one more in me
I'm down to do this tomorrow. I don't like I don't care
But I'm not gonna be playing fortnight at five in the morning getting chased down by little kids, bro
I'm not like I'm not doing this
The Minecraft thing. It's like a real chap. This is gross, bro. This is gross
I want to puke like this isn't this isn't what gaming is about. This isn't what gaming supposed to be about
This isn't competitive. It's not fair. It's this is fucking stupid, man
Yeah, I got one more in me. I'm telling you that your audio is immuted
My audio is muted you guys are muted my you guys are unmuted my audio is muted. I got you
Just trust me man, I'm gonna go take a piss just right up when you guys are ready
What those right those most am I crazy for saying that we should just pick this up tomorrow
Dude, I think we had a great stream a lot of laughs
it's just over. You know what
I mean? And like it was fun,
right? Yeah, we failed, but
we'll get him next time, you
know? Yeah, and like I didn't
even think we failed. I just
don't even know if this is
actually humanly possible.
Bro, Ron's not like somebody
that's good at four night like
Ron's not some kid that is
good at four night. Bro, Ron
was a pro four night player and
we can't make it out of spawn.
I was pro.
Like I played on a pro team.
Moose, what the fuck do you mean you were pro, bro?
What the fuck does that mean?
I was a pro.
In what?
Eating?
I need you to take that back.
All right, Moose, I'm sorry.
I'm gonna take that back.
Moose, but here's what I'm saying, bro.
Listen, is it the end of the world
if we just continue this challenge tomorrow?
Or is it the end of the world of saying,
Hey guys, we failed the challenge.
We didn't even get Tapex.
Yo Chat, we're sorry, we failed the challenge.
But then again, you guys, yes, you, you ruined it.
Because of you, but you just, you just,
you just hit the nail on the head right there, bro.
Because we want to finish it, but it's the street,
it's the chat that's not letting us.
you.
Bingo.
Because of you.
No, because of you.
We're not.
That's our loophole right there.
But I said it, it's not Lemicki because they're ruining it.
Bingo.
Yo, man, I read somebody typing this in chat three hours ago.
The same thing.
You know what?
I know what.
That's great.
I'm going to be the guy to farm Ws.
If you guys have to get off, I will single handedly stay up all fucking night together.
a solo win. I don't get a flying fuck. I'm not going to bed. I am not ending my stream
until we minimum get a Fortnite win. You don't want to do Apex Legends? There's your out,
bro. We don't have to do Apex Legends. The chat will put fares, whatever. We're not ending
though until we get this fucking Fortnite win. Do you understand me? Like, we're gonna
sit-
Dude, I would gladly send every person to your chat. I'm getting the fuck out of here,
bro.
I'm gonna go get solo in them.
I'll stay here all fucking night.
Well, I'm gonna be honest, like, Los,
if you end up leaving, like,
I'll play a couple of duos with Ron,
cause I'm gonna be honest,
you have been weighing the fuck out of this team down.
Wait, what?
What?
You just said you were on board with me.
Now I'm the only one getting health, dude, fuck you.
I'm staying on.
There we go, we made the decision.
Who's gonna, now the question is,
Here we go. Who's gonna be the first to quit? Loads or Jinxie?
Let's find out, bro. The pressure's on now. Simple as that.
Rubber quits first is a fucking loser, you understand me?
Or we win this game right here.
Bro, wake up and smell the coffee, pal. We're not winning a game. We've gotten 39, 38, 37th place for the last six hours.
Yo, can I knock some sense into you guys? Holy shit!
You guys in fucking fairytale land our whole entire communities are sniping us
They're doing everything in their power to ruin this goddamn stream
Wake up and smell the coffee bro, please
This is a joke man, I should have been off that was never a little blonde James do right now. You think he would quit
He would probably I don't know join a super team like what he did in Miami and Cleveland
That's what he would do.
So, hey, where's Boogat?
Boogat, get your ass in here.
Fuck. That's what LeBron did. He joined fucking Super Kings.
Holy shit, bro.
There's no way, Ron, there's no way you thank the bus driver.
There's no way you're real, bro.
What does thanking the bus driver have to do with anything?
We're on a whole different server.
Whole new server.
He can't send, they're gonna be like, yo, he's in the server.
Yeah, they know we're in the server. They're all queuing.
Yo, Los, there's a hundred thousand people trying to fucking m-
J-J-J, am I wrong? J-J-J, am I wrong?
Ron, no, no, he's not wrong.
Thanking the bus driver doesn't help.
Ron, tech me what's over, Ron, please.
Thanking the bus driver does not help.
I said that an hour ago, and that went in one ear out the other of Los's head.
No, J-J, I'm getting told that your game audio isn't even fucking muted.
I swear to God it's muted.
Like, on my mother's life, it's muted.
I don't even have game audio.
Yo, if you're a stream sniper, I'm not gonna lie.
You get no ass
That'll change it loose
Loose that'll show him that'll fucking show him Loose
They're saying rest in peace. They're literally all spinning your mom is dead because there's fucking audio. I
Have mods telling me
Wait what I just I just opened a fucking chest and I got
GoldScore, Chugjug, BluePump, Golden Heavy Sniper, and a Golden P90.
Wait, but chat, I'm not even chilling. I didn't have audio.
Wait, I have no audio. Wait, did you guys have audio?
Chat, I have no audio. What?
I'm not kidding. What the fuck? I just got a max win.
Can I say this is the win? I'm not kidding.
Wait, can I get that, Loki?
Shut the fuck up, Tubbs.
Oh my god, bro.
Yo burger attack burger attack
Well, that's totally unnecessary, bro. No, I'm not kidding. I have everything we lose this game like we're actually burgers
I have actually everything I got two kills. There's nobody. Yeah, you killed everyone here. There's nobody else here
I'm not kidding
well
I have a strat. I have a strat follow up your math. We're gonna go to this this this this run
I have a trust me. You have to just trust me. You have oh my god. Okay. Yeah, we won. We won. We actually won
run I'm gonna give you a purple I have a blue one it doesn't like they does
borderline same damage to like they care just take the fucking thing I don't
want to win I want to go to bed bro I don't actually I want to go to bed no
do not show screen on everything no one shows screen until like zone I'm
literally I'm letting you I just showed it are you said bro are you sure I'm
getting mad I didn't I didn't I did I was gonna fly to Jersey bro you're on
Where are we going? Where are we going? You're gonna follow me. You're we're gonna go first
It's we're gonna go like here. Don't say anything. Just yeah, cuz even if you say
Anyway, the spot. Yeah, I know bro. I'm not a fucking child talk the most
Fuck the fucking low I know bro
So, why is he saying this shit, bro?
They're saying Los ate the audio. I just heard a rift man. That's fine. I was me rifting you guys
There's a this is actually impossible to lose. I'm not kidding once you give me that spaz like it's actually over run run
Come come come come come come come come
Are you here? Yeah, so just lay down you talk to me. I'll kill them. I'll literally just murder them
But I'm like primed up right now run. Can you ping where we're going? Please bro? Okay, you're there's time you have audio
I'm just gonna unmute. I don't give a fuck. No one's gonna know where I'm at
Yeah, I have audio because I thought I had it take that there's a big show there. There's a big show there
Yeah, it doesn't matter. Give me the spads. Give me the spads. Here. Yeah, I got it. Easy. I'm not gonna have a gold scar on a purple spad.
Don't touch my pump. Los, I'll fucking end you. Don't touch my pump.
I'll fucking end you, bro.
Yo, yo, so this is the hard part now. You have to listen to me. When we show our screens, everyone...
No, I don't even show it. No, but listen. There's that boom bow here. What the fuck is this?
Listen, listen. Everyone is going to know where we're at and they're gonna be looted now.
So it's gonna be harder, I'm telling you.
So you cannot just like run away, you can't just like do stupid shit like...
Ron, wait, we need to get on top of you. Loose, get to Ron.
Loose, turn your head off and follow Ron like a lost puppy follows his owner.
I'm not even kidding.
Totally shut down whatever thoughts are going through your head right now, Ron.
And run right to run run. I have a gold sniper. Do you want it? No, I have one. I have one
I'm telling you I have a gold sniper and a gold scar, bro. Let's take the gold. Where's the where's the other store?
You took it
Fuck I give us sniper ammo
Yeah, come on. Come on. Come on. Jesus stole my fucking score. Oh my god, bro
Do we have to run up your score? We create the clip us what my story you stole it?
Oh
classic
It's never your scar. Do they have your fucking name on it? Yeah
Run we're right on you you're moving too fast
The spot that we're going to like we can't oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. There's a llama. There's a llama
That's that's five five five wait wait wait. Hold on. Is there any minis or anything?
What?
There's a llama, bro. There's actually a fucking llama.
Loves your actually so cute.
You're at like, you're so cute, Loves, when you're running around at 4-9.
Oh, they stretch your mouth.
Yo, there's 60 people up. Everyone in this lobby is gonna be...
This might be a fucking scrim, bro.
Like, these kids are actually trying to kill us.
No, but this is what I'm saying.
There's 55 people left. I've never even seen this in Second Zone.
How is there 55? Like, what type of demonic shit am I playing?
I got a Lama right here, there's Axis.
I'm 555, I'm 555.
I'm not even kidding, I have a thousand thousand thousand bro, this is just, it's over, I mean.
Let me get some, let me get some, I got nothing.
Here, here, here, here.
That's what heavy seven here and a big Sheldon.
Heavy seven?
Oh my god.
Here, let's take this.
I'm gonna give you some nuts.
Alright, listen, we're gonna go...
I
Don't think of a spot. That's like hard to get to
Bro just somewhere. That's like really isolated
But there's 50 people left like this is nuts runs somewhere. That's high
This is like actually
Disgusting Ralph like everyone actually trying to kill us right now
Run go somewhere. That's really high and just away from everything. There's like 20 mountains in the game
Yeah, I know. I'm just trying for your watch.
Put one of those big ass fucking mountains down.
Yo, show screen? Yo, bro, go die!
It's in game.
Oh, fucking die. I'm not showing screen. Go fuck yourself, kid.
I'm not showing my fucking screen.
Go jump into a car in game.
Holy dope. Show screen. Go fuck yourself, kid.
Show screen.
Hey!
No, fuck that kid.
This is the most amount of loot and mats we've had, bro.
I'm getting brutally sniped for five hours.
We're gonna go up here, then we can show the screen, okay?
Alright, come on.
Can we wait till the storm's done?
Yeah, we can wait a couple of seconds.
I said in-game, it's not a game.
Actually, yeah, let's wait for this zone.
No, like, Ron, please.
I don't even care about the content.
I actually single handedly think I can win this.
No, I'm gonna get this thing right here.
No, Lose. Get away from the air drop.
Lose, get away!
Lose, don't let us!
Everyone knows that you're going to air drop!
Lose, the stream slappers are gonna go get away!
Why did you just yell air drop?
Because you said I'm going to this thing here as soon as the air drop goes in, like are you fucking...
Lose, the stream slappers can see where the air drops are.
Like are you fucking thick?
Oh my god!
We have the Oble Luffy get out of here!
Oh my god!
I said it!
I said one thing clearly!
Put your brain off and throw it around!
Whatever thought that puffed in the head, shut it down Lose!
Come to run now
Los come over here. No, no, no, we're going to the spot and then you can show screen. You see what marks
And we're going there
Until we get there none of us are showing a lick of the fucking post needs to catch up like Los. I need you on us
Los you're lagging you're lagging behind
Most you got a fucking hurry put some pep in your snap, bro get to us as soon as we get to the spot
We're showing screen
Yeah spam lamyki, I don't give a fuck anymore
So 40 it's literally impossible to win any other way lamyki
All right, are we here not possible
Why is my team it's like far away from me like come
I don't know Ron maybe because
Yeah, they're smart they're smart they're smart they know it's that they know it's that
No, they know it's that they know they know it's that oh my god. They're smart
They know they know though, they're not dumb go to that one. I just marks
They know
I'm just gonna say man, there is literal pedophiles
camping on a mountain waiting for us.
I don't care who, I don't care that I'm streaming.
Yo bro, if you're on a mountain waiting for us,
okay, I got shot down.
You're a pedophile man, I'm not even gonna
get out of here anymore.
Ready to show it off.
No, I'm getting shot down, Ron.
No, no, please help me, Ron help me.
Oh, but you gotta build up, just build up.
Rose is locked.
Ron, help me, please.
Oh, build up.
I'm showing my screen, are you ready?
This is impossible, there's only 30 people left, so you're telling me all 30 of these
people are stream snipers.
Ron, help!
Help!
JC, what are you doing?
Help!
How could you fucking idiot?
Help!
God damn it, help me, kid!
You might be like a fucking...
I'm not even kidding.
I have no mats, man.
How do you have no mats?
I used all my mats evading the pedophiles. What do you want me to say, bro?
Everyone in the whole server will have to be stream sniping us for us to lose this a lot of
Seal
All right, I showed screen
Here comes the degenerates you they fucking come
I'm not gonna peek anything
I need, it's not working, stay up where you are, I need, I'm not kidding, there's not
a world where I lose this game.
Just run, try your hardest bro please, I need you now more than ever, I need FNCS run, alright?
I need FNCS run now.
You need to get zone, if we get zone, if we get zone we're good bro, as simple as that.
But it's only 27th time, this is it.
That's fine.
As long as they don't like team, we're good.
I mean, if they 26 man invade them out, there's nothing we can do.
Yo, they're coming.
They're trying to shit some shit out.
Come to me, come to me, come to me, come to me, come to me, come to me.
back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back here take this
los pop up wait I need that more than most bro what the fuck get ready to hit
this don't get it get it get it get it call me
uggurglider instantly
I'm running out of heals giving shits to everyone I didn't listen about but no
Ron save y'alls I have nothing left Ron I'm lower than you man
I'm lower. I don't know what to do.
Fuck, bro, we're in your lower. We both fucked the same shit.
You're good, bro.
JC, just just just just just hold on, bro.
I can't do this. We need to win.
We need to win. Oh, my God, we need to win.
We need to win now.
Why? Right here?
Yeah, we're just going to let each other.
It doesn't matter.
He's blind. Yep.
No shit.
I'm going to come. I'm going to come.
Just don't worry. Don't worry.
I
Won
There's spaz in your extra spaz here. You're another rep runner now. I have to make it so
We're not losing this bro
Not allowing it please please bro, right? Yeah. Yo, I will suck your cock if we win
How did this many people left? I don't get it in a pub. I don't fucking know
I think everyone's just these last
This is the most crooked disgusting version of fortnight that's ever been played tonight you guys should all be ashamed of
I don't give a fuck
If you were one of these stream snipers
There's 16 people in this lobby and there's 10 teams that means there's like nine solos in this lobby
Just trying to fucking kill us run around. I have 200 mats. Can you throw a bone or no? Yes, if you need 3,000 you need these
out, dude
Well, I run I'm saying like a hundred masks can go a long way. Thank you, bro. Love you to death. Yeah
Guys, I just want to say if we don't win I love y'all bro. It's been real. All right, it's been real
We need to win but I can't about a reboot
Yo chat type the I was here's type that I was here's
type the fucking I was here's
I
Love hello, hey, what are you reading? There's 12 enemies
Run you said it's nine solos. It's like nine
So and there's a sheen rockets cost the map to our building. Let's block it. Let's block it careful
It's gonna. Hey, let's get a good one. It's gonna. Hey, those you are a fucking idiot
I told you to block it five times and you know that means bro. I'm gonna block your head take the med kit
I'm gonna leave I'm gonna strand those most you're dead buddy. I don't know if I'm gonna stand those
No parents. Run.
They're all fighting.
You guys need to run through us. Why is it all sitting in the fucking tower?
I'm good, bro. I got shots.
What does that mean?
I'm foaming.
I'll meet you there.
You'll meet me there.
I'm running. Run, I'm running. Run, I'm running.
Chat, I was here. I was here. Just type it.
I'm gonna need some help guys. These guys are just gonna like shoot rockets at me and then it's over
No, I'm gonna I have math and Ron. I'm sent to you remember most isn't sent in I'm sent in
I don't think there's any kids behind us
Everyone has a gold fucking spaz man. This is so stupid. I fight the fucking Iowa Sears right the fuck now
11 hour mark
How does everyone have a gold spaz I'm confused
Most keep up a minyo or no
give a great the fuck just give it you fucking bitch take that I don't walk is
this guy's deal most we said to come with us for eight minutes I know I was
shooting guys so they couldn't just you know
I
Fuck I love you run. I love you for enemies left hands on come on
For me it's not wrong please please God. Yeah, honestly, I feel like you should get my reboot. I'm not kidding
No, shut up. Oh, shut the fuck up
We just have an advantage here. We have zone. Just shut up and fuck your reboot. Holy fuck
Yeah guys
We got 200 seconds of our review, bro
Yo, no bad insight get away from me
Trying to cut us out
It's just gonna be connected
Yeah, there's a shooting it awesome in
131. I don't have much math, that's the issue.
This is like sick in the head.
Yeah man, they're just gonna do this thing where they team now.
I swear to God if we lose this. I was here.
Watch your left, watch your left. Tell me if they're coming up.
Coming up slightly by the tree.
Next to the tree.
They're shooting down.
Don't look at them, see at it.
Yeah, these kids have CT on the left. They shot the wrong spot
These those two kids on the left with scars they have CT
He's my Loki all these solos
They're fucking here
Fucking on like 400 a
Oh my god
I'm healing I guess. Ron I don't know. There's three enemies. Please, Ron, please.
I have no fucking... this ping is like actually disgusting.
Ron, come together. Stacks, not good. I have no wood. Ron, I'm dead. I have no wood.
Let daddy do the maps please just let daddy do his thing bro here come up
Do the maps, maps, maps, maps. Come in here
Please I was here I was here. Hey here the hit the hit the hit the hit this it's a low pad
Such a try hard bro what the fuck is a low pad
Good rotates Ron
I see one of the sex offenders up there gliding
hit 140 where is he help me run help me stop saying help me do something
we have a high we have a high nice
You're all mine.
I'm gonna shoot you in.
Don't go in, don't go in, don't go in.
Just stay with me.
Please, please, stay with me.
Dirty blue.
Dirty blue.
Brother, this kid knows how to tunnel.
Don't wait, don't wait, don't wait, don't wait, don't wait, don't wait, don't wait, don't wait, don't wait.
Nice! Yeah!
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Yes!
Oh my god.
Oh my gosh.
What's your youthless man?
You're fucking youthless.
What's your youthless?
What the fuck?
You're actually,
Los, you could have just like walked with us
and you sat there like a fucking piggy, bro.
Guys!
Guys!
We just won!
I can insult the fuck!
Dude!
I was shooting at the guy you were shooting at from behind!
Yo, um, now,
can we address the 945 pound elephant in the room?
Los?
Like, what about him?
No.
Apex legends man, what the fuck are you talking about that?
Apex legends was not a part of this thing since we were on walk at least bro walk
Dude we completed the truth the trifecta we completed it bro
All right, yo chat guys I understand like listen man
like I need to get off y'all like I'm 11 hours time to play it's time to play
y'all ready or no you want to play the most you get on apex bro I thought we're
doing this challenge what happened let's play could we do a bet tomorrow
oh bro wait all right let's get on apex bucket come on what come on come on
are you getting on apex what the fuck you talking about apex bro I've 70
eight hours in this game. Let's go.
Loose. Loose. Where are you at? Yo, guys, listen. Loose, I'm dead serious. Get on the
game. Let's just do this, bro. Let's just get this over with. Get out.
He was hella fun, Jinx. Yeah, I know you had fun, bro.
Loose, uh, I'm not like do whatever your heart desires, bro. Hey, I'm not getting off. Yeah,
I mean, we need to deal. Get on the fucking game now.
I don't have room for that game.
You didn't need to stop before the stream when we told you what the game's insult?
Yeah.
Loose is on NBA DJ My Dream.
Guys, is it okay to say that we, hey, we fuckin' failed, alright?
We didn't fail!
Fuck that!
You stream sniping pieces of shit ruined this, bro.
We should have been done with this seven no nine hours ago if you guys weren't like with my guys
Guys the amount of times that I was held down will that we were all held down
during
Fall guys, okay
That you want to watch apex. Well, maybe you shouldn't have done that bro
You want a pex maybe you shouldn't have all jumped in the fucking fortnight lobby and killed us
You have to hide the screen, no!
Yo, Tixie, just replace Lose with K-Star. They won't even tell the difference. I'm not even kidding, bro.
Please, just ask him, bro. Like, Lose is just like...
Like, what is wrong with you, Lose? Like, do you not want to provide content?
Like, get on the fucking game and shut your fucking mouth!
No, guys, can I be for real for a minute, though?
We had to play a game of Fortnite for 20 minutes to hide screen.
Yo, all of you should be ashamed of yourself.
Yo, if you're one of the, I don't know, 11,000 degenerate fucks that tried stream-slamming today,
you should have a long, hard look in the mirror at who the fuck you are as a person.
Yo, maybe if you wanted to watch Apex Legends, I don't know.
Maybe you didn't molest me on Fortnite for five hours.
Then maybe you could have watched Apex Legends.
Am I out of line here or no?
You should all be ashamed of yourself.
I got literally fucking gaped on Fortnite for six hours
We had a high dream for 20 fucking minutes to win a game
We're gonna have to play this game. I don't even care, but I'm just all I'm ready
Who's gonna be the first one to get off? I'm on the game
I'm about a solo queue and get this over to myself then see there with me or down boys
all right i'm loading up all i'm gonna say is los if you get off bro like i'm not
hey i don't blame you there's not gonna be a hate farm for me buddy los if you get off bro hey
y'all i'm not gonna blame you man calls in your core town this game is actually
dog shit who decided to make this game wait why did we add this yeah I had a
perfect trifecta why the fuck did we add this who do we think we were is that
Howie Mandel on the right why am I on apex is that fucking Howie Mandel chat
peep this shit look at the shit that back in my day I actually used to be him
look at this yep you see it right oh they got a bad you got so much new shit
what the fuck run after out there you are run join please most what's up man
you talk to us most of you're gonna get off bro hey I don't blame you what's up
right now look at this one so look yep most I'm in your stream most is
downloading it you're down nice we're doing it let's do it like yellows
legitimately are you like a piece of shit bro I'm not even kidding Los it's
one in the goddamn are you trying to get him to quit like that is one in the
morning and you're downloading apex you knew about this stream no because it's
time for someone to have this guy some fucking accountability Los you knew
about this stream for two cock-sucking weeks you downloaded Rocket League the
day of you updated fortnight the day of you downloaded all guys the day of and
now you're downloading apex legends at 1 in the morning and it's the last game
in this challenge you should go fuck yourself blows I'm not even kidding how
are you downloading the shit now how do I get a knife on this game where's the
store I'm just gonna buy shit that I'll never use how do I do it there's so many
cool things bro wow but I have this why don't you chat am I no no am I out of
line here this guy downloaded four games on the day of and he knew about the
stream for two weeks am I out of line no no that's the whole world gone crazy
am I online for this shit say what you want but one thing you'll never say is
sometimes you shouldn't quit not even today I see
Give me
And my are you done now hi guys meet run hi guys
Are you done now? I got a hundred packs on my name on I just bought a ton. I don't give a fuck. I'm a lot
Any predators in the chat row who play this game shout out you know, I'm not into this shit for y'all
How do I open these I just bought a hundred of them
Los what what could you possibly be uttering up right now what Los what you
know I wasn't the whole time I was at all maybe it's like alcohol like maybe you
know I'm pretty sure now after talking to you and spending so much time with you
you are definitely on heavy drugs you are on crystal meth you are on some type
of you're on some type of pill possibly crack cocaine you are a crack head okay
you are you are degenerate crack head okay and there's no there's no I don't
debate anymore? Oh, is it maybe you are an insane mess hang that needs to be
incarcerated. You shouldn't be allowed to string to children. You're yelling
telling everyone to kill themselves. You're drinking heavily. Okay. I don't know who
you are. This is a new person. You're pumping adderols. You're screaming.
You're telling children to kill themselves and run in front of cars!
Are you fucking out of your mind?
The hell is wrong with you?
For miles you walk in your room and slap you in the face!
You should get bitch slapped by your mother!
Let's get this straight.
No, no, no, no, let's not get this straight!
I had to listen to your bubble shit for fucking hours!
Alright?
I don't know where I don't know how you even got from a fuck street for 500 days straight. You are a method
So most let me get this straight guys. I'm not opening. Oh, I want to do this
Well, I was I close I had a rant most I had a rant about how
You've known about this stream for let's call it nine or ten days now
And you've downloaded and updated four games on the fly and now you're gonna somehow
Reverse this into me being a fucking man
Buddy download the games on time and show respect to Ron's time my time in the chat time
Just because you won nine million dollars on a fucking play football
I'm sorry, buddy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah chat time buddy the same chat is strange
Sniper us making names for evil fortnight get fucked on lows
Oh, what would a Christmas box on you? What are the other names, bro? What the fuck 222 222 to horn six seven?
Yo, yeah, these are the guys that I said I respect for I should respect them
Thank you. Oh fuck them said
Hey, my you might fucking throw the wisdom you fucking pill-popping method
How did you make me? Yo, I'm going again!
Yo, oh my god, those...
You are a mad man, brah.
Right?
This shit's never gonna end, man.
It's just never gonna end.
Yo, Chad, is Apex easier or harder than Fortnite?
Like, I did it. I swear to god.
Like, when I was crying earlier, I was like, you know what?
There's no way this can get top. Bro, we're...
It's just like, those...
You are just a fucking fat useless sack of shit.
I'm gonna be honest with you.
Like, what is this?!
There's a sound of the only thing he's like,
that's a game for you guys, and this is what I'm talking about!
It's not that simple, it's not the fucking thing.
What's this? Thank you! I found so much of it!
I found so much of it!
They're deathly offent or suspected!
Bro, there's no fucking way you're sober!
There's no fucking way, bro!
Oh my god, those are you are downloading a base legends to spectate you might as well just have our stream open like
like
This isn't even a challenge
This is a challenge just for you to put in hours on stream. You don't ever stream this long, bro
This is a joke. Yeah, this is your longest thing you've done in nine years. You fucking thank you
Lady shit
I was doing subathons when Jinxie was in his bad balls, okay?
I was...
I had 10,000 subs when Ron was a pre-cubescent, okay?
What the fuck am I even... This is the most disrespectful little shit I've ever seen!
This is what this generation is!
These guys are a fucking crack and Adderall running around...
And during this stream alone, Ron posted 13 TikToks!
How the fuck is that possible?!
Because I have a-
You're a ADHD!
Stop!
Haha.
I have an editor, and why are you-
Oh fuck yourself!
Why are you on TikTok, bro?
Play the games!
Oh...
Yo...
No, I'm not gonna get you a miiick chicken!
Yo, bruh- I'll be right back, bruh, I'm-
What are you talking to?
The guy's begging me to get him a- or him a miiick chicken!
Am I getting you a miiick chicken?
I'm gonna grab another beer and you get in the lobby. I'm not doing it.
You in the morning and I'm on apex legends. Get the fuck in here dog.
I'm gonna go get my six beer of the night and I'm still outperforming you.
Yeah, yeah, girl scream so you can take a hit of your frat pike you bitch!
Oh my god, man!
Those bruh, what do you even do?
Like, what do you do, bruh?
Left? So everyone's left.
I feel like, I'm just like the middleman, bro. Like they're just both so assay games, and they're both just retarded in their own ways.
And I'm just sitting here, just like mediating it, and like, being the only good player here.
Shut your fucking bald ass up, bro.
Hey, you mean a bear and what?
Don't mess, bro.
Like, you're fucking just as useless as tubs over there.
You fucking dork.
Okay?
We're done.
We're not.
We're done with the 90s.
You're not the gamer of the year anymore.
Wrap it up, bro.
We're done with the 90s.
We're done with you, bro.
Shut your mouth, drink your beer,
and watch the real gamer fucking play.
Hey, hey, little blob.
Put a little blob.
You're the same breed of eyes, mate.
You're fucking useless.
You're chopped! Your face! Fuck the edits! I don't give a fuck!
You're bald! You're bald! You're bald! You're bald!
Alright, so what we're not gonna do is we're not gonna diss the edits,
because those, like, there's a lot of people that put time into that.
Next, who scored six goals and got us off rocketing?
Wait, my mission is who's absolutely fucking useless at every fucking video game, bro?
What time is it?! 2023! You're not the game of the year!
Take your trophy and fucking burn it! Burn it to the ground, bro!
It's just as relevant as my fucking FNCS win.
Alright, so this is... Alright, now it's getting a little bit...
This is fucking low blows. It's getting a little fucked up.
SHUT YOUR FAT ASS UP LOSE!
GOD DAMN!
GOD FUCKING DAMN LOSE!
I know this fight! I know this fight!
It's just because I know it!
SHUT YOUR FAT ASS UP!
SHUT YOUR FAT ASS UP!
SHUT UP!
You're not making fun of it!
YOU'RE FIGHT!
YOU'RE FIGHT!
YOU'RE FIGHT!
YOU'RE FIGHT!
You shouldn't be able to reproduce those. You shouldn't be able to reproduce. There shouldn't be two of you in this world, bro.
Because there's seven of you in one body. You fat motherfucker! Go put in your stuff!
We would've been done this challenge if you had the game installed, bro. Because nobody would've been on it.
Nobody's playing Apex Legends, folks. Nobody. There's not a single soul in the world playing this dead game.
Like we're gonna be here forever, bro.
Most all right, so first off let me deal with work for a second. Yo, buddy. Hey, Ron in my heyday
I was the top
Are you eating at 2 in the morning?
I didn't know we were talking to unstable Ronaldo, am I right, Los?
Oh no, but let me actually piggyback on that.
Who got us off Rocket League? Me. Who got us off Fall Guys? Me.
Yeah, a good job, kid. You carried in Fortnite. You sunk 70,000 hours in the game.
I don't give a fuck. I'm better than R6, than you are at Fortnite.
You know I'm going to kill you for nine months for you to be a fucking Sponeman!
How about that bro? How about that? How about that bro?
Like get on the game, shut your mouth!
So, I'm going to let you, I'm actually going to give you a minute to calm down.
This isn't you, bro. What the fuck?
This isn't me! This isn't you! This isn't me!
You're a raging alcoholic bro! You're a raging alcoholic!
You've been dissing Loose and Loose has been trying his best bro!
He's only 31, 10 years old and you're fucking bullying him!
Like, it has feelings, dude, bro!
Bermad, how fucking dare you, man?
You know that's a fucking low blow.
That was the worst month of my life.
Bermad, are you kidding me, dude?
All right, I like what the fuck?
It's most of my see me. Jesus Christ. I'm her man
You're lost you have anything to say most did you download the game or are you eating? What's happening?
You don't have a game. Los
Jackie Hill thank you for the point
All right, yeah, I
I
Gotta go to bed
What is crafting materials I spent a hundred dollars to get crafty material
All right, yes two minutes, I did check it sweet two minutes. We're good
You know, we all try to be positive, bro.
We all just try to say like one positive thing about each other.
Shut the fuck up, Ron. Shut the fuck up, dude.
Oh, no, no, I'm not going to carry you to FNC. Yes.
I'm not even kidding.
You owe Stompin 80% of your net worth from Twitch, bro.
This should be his career, bro.
Like, you're fucking lucky he was put on this earth
to fucking bring you a champion fucking name to yourself, bro.
Like, Stompin owns 50% minimum.
You should pay 50% to taxes and 50% to Stompin, bro.
Oh
Bro me and stop and played together bros like Shaq and Kobe you don't know shit, bro
You're useless
All right
Most
Yeah
You guys done like what what the fuck just got in you got like that. Oh my god
That was unhinged, and to be honest, quite frankly, like, I'm a little freaked out right now, dude.
Like, I can't even...
Look, maybe we'd be in the game if we had the game downloading. I don't know.
No, no, I didn't get that one.
Enemy of the game is downloading.
What are you, a psycho?
I don't, dang.
But for part of me, like, Ron, I look at you differently in a negative light.
And and jinxie I'm not a hundred percent sure about this
But I think you need to be like like hell for a few days somewhere like
You need to be like someone needs to take you like you've already someone needs to put you away for a few days
like you cannot do this anymore bro you're losing your fucking mind in real
time like there's gonna be a documentary made about you on Netflix in
three years about how the streamer went insane and I'm telling you right now I
seen this story and before it's not gonna end pretty bro gonna be day 1,084
and all of a sudden it's gonna be a fucking like you're gonna be wearing a
tire on your head naked running around the house, cops coming in, SWAT teams flying in,
like, I'm telling you right now, like, this is not gonna end well, bro. And so you need to,
you need to realize, like, is it worth it this many days, this much? I get it, you love streamers,
you know you love streaming, everyone loves, like, but yo, sometimes you gotta go chill,
like, this couple days. Why don't you go to Bermuda or something, dude? Why don't you,
Why don't you go to, like, on an island and chill and, like, go sit in the-
You know what I mean? Like, this is not healthy, right?
Yes, I have a question.
No!
When you're not eating, do you just, like, yap?
Like, I'm confused, bro.
Get on the game!
Like, get on the game, bro!
It is fucking midnight for me and almost 3 a.m. for both of you!
Get on the game!
I mean, it's like-
There's the- Oh, guys.
Yeah, I'm hoping he wants that.
Is the only joke Ron spams, he says to the least, dude, does he just stand fat like-
It's technically obese.
So you think I have the same body as you?
So you think I have the same body as you?
Take off your shirt.
Take off your shirt.
Take off your shirt.
I'll give you a thousand subs.
Take off your shirt and I'll give you a thousand subs.
I'm a man.
Take off your shirt and I'll give you a thousand subs.
I have a man body, bro.
I don't want.
You have a real true body and you gotta eat these cup over.
I don't know what you're doing.
You're sitting here trying to body shame.
You're a mess, dude.
What are you even doing?
You're running around.
At least Lace is getting in shape.
You're calling fat stuff.
Dude, you don't do shit.
You eat pizza rolls and shit, bro.
I know what you're doing.
You're yelling bad at me.
Like, like, like, like, bro.
You've been sparing us.
You're a clown.
You're all right, bro.
Oh, yeah, exactly what I'm getting at.
Yeah, you're all right, you're all right.
What is it?
You're a clown.
I want to play the game.
I'm dead ass.
I'm going to play the game.
I'm dead ass.
I want to go to bed most I'm tired of carrying you in every fucking game
Where those you've never in your fight spent one second on apex
No, he's gonna go to the toilet. Let's watch and go to the toilet. Let's see how he plays
I've already I've already played this game. I did a sponsor for it. I
How much more money do you need bro got a sponsor you had nine million dollars on a flinko ball
Bro, you go on a fucking island kid a sponsor. Are you kidding me?
How much more money do you need bro?
That's my level 18?
I can't see my account higher than you.
Bro, just join up bro.
Matt, you had a purple Skullcube when you brought shame to that skin on Fortnite.
Your level is a huge shit.
Join the game, Los.
God damn it, bro.
I'm gonna open up two chat right now.
Ron is right Los.
Do you have him at it?
Do you have him at it?
Oh chat chat.
What does that say?
Career wins.
Five.
Who cares, bro?
Los.
What's my KD?
Point one six.
What?
Point one six.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
You're a point one six.
That means every ten games you get one kill, Los.
Every ten games you get one kill.
You're deadass or a useless player.
Wait, that can't be right.
Right, hold on, something's wrong with this.
Wait, where do you go to see your stats, Loze?
Where do you go for that?
Rod, can you add him, please?
No, God, no, you figure it out, bro.
Loze, tell me your name, bro, please, man.
Like, please fucking God, tell me your name.
He's saying that your highest killing one game is one.
Loze, do you have a 0.16 KD in this game?
I'm opening all these on this side.
Um, yeah, how do I add you?
Because you show a quicksadge in front of you.
Just tell me your EA name.
My name is like the real Jinxie. I think somebody had that wow
I just opened up bullshit like I mean I think my name is those most TV, but maybe it's not oh my Katie's a
0.5, so I was I
Was 0.5 and low sense is 0.1
I
Think like even in fucking fortnight man awesome bullshit. How much like my Katie where do you go?
you. So, I have a zero point
five KD. Yeah, wrap this shit.
Hey, where do you see your KD?
Where do you see it? I can't even
talk, bro. Los, can I add you,
bro? Please? What's your name?
I'm mudded, bro. Um, where do I
see that name? Because you're
just showing my PSN. Oh my god.
Los, just add me. Yo, add me,
Yeah, it's Loser's EA name, y'all are gonna know.
Let me add you, man, please, God, let me add you.
What is it, the real Los Portos TV?
Oh, what's your EA name?
The real JC, at it.
The real Los Portos, the Los Portos TV, alright,
thank you for fucking chatting to it before you, bro.
The Los Portos, oh, this is my tag.
I'm like brain dead.
How hard is this game for you?
Like how hard is this game for real?
It's gonna be harder than Fortnite because we don't have a carry.
Delos Puddles 2D.
Most I sent you a frame request man. Please accept this.
I sent it.
I sent you a frame request to Delos Puddles 2D1.
Wait but I sent you one though.
Fuck yeah but I have a million. I have a million frame requests.
Where do-
Come on man. Where is it?
Bro just go to your shit, bro, please please Los please
You can fire your neurons for one night, I know you can I know you got them in you
This is the calmest the lobby's been all day
It's the Los trying to add Jinxie
Yeah, there's no Furnic was
Cool man, so we just end the marathon because Los can't add someone is this real I didn't make this
Oh, there you are there you are most likes after you join me most me are you those fucking games? No, no way
Wait, I'm gonna turn this shut off. Hi guys. How do I turn off these fucking invites? Just don't please help
Yeah, how about how many how many cheaters are really in this game? Why people saying there's mad cheaters
Most time fighters you join the lobby, please most join the body join the Bobby join the Bobby
Most you see my invite
man. Oh, did you join the
right here? Ron, where the fuck
are you? Ron, join Ron, join me.
That's why you kicked me. Ron,
join. I got it. I got it. All
right. Make me host. Yeah. Or
you want me to host? Join. No,
I got it. I got here, bro. I'm
here. Put it. What do we cue?
What do we cue? What do you have
play. Unranked trios, yeah.
Only the party leader can change most. Am I not party leader? Hello?
Loose the party leader?
Oh, God. Loose, give me host. Loose, give me host.
Loose, give me host, please.
Sure, how do I do that?
Oh, brother.
Click my name and promote me. Click my name and promote me.
There's, it just says inspect.
Go to my name, top left.
Yep, it just says inspect.
Alright, let me leave.
I'm gonna make a new party.
I have you guys at it.
Destroy my new party.
Destroy my new party.
You can't give hosts?
What kind of fucking video game you can't give hosts?
Relax, relax.
Who designed this dog shit ass fucking game?
Alright.
everybody here cool good great all right we're gonna cue unranked trios all
right I'm gonna play the heel girl whatever her name is Ron ready up
all right low serenity bro yeah I mean this game this game's as yeah we know
that trust me we both know that just get on why do you guys think the game's
ass like in your opinion I'm not saying you're wrong like like how is it how is
it that like I this like UI is just like so outdated like I don't know how to
describe it it looks like PUBG fucking mobile on my fucking screen bro like
what am I like looking at bro I don't know I don't even know if it's like the
UI the thing about apex that I hate that I absolutely fucking hate is that at the
end of the game people have golden fucking chest plates golden helmets
golden penises and it takes 19 shots to kill someone and then they put
put a fucking force field around themselves and then they get grabbed and teleported like the time to kill in this game is a fucking joke dog and the deeper you get into the game the worse the time to kill this
Wait is Octane bad now chat? Who should I play?
Hi guys why does this say wait nevermind
It's like an easy character I could play
Chats not skill issue and fortnight you kill someone a guy in apex you kill someone and they linger around in a force field for five minutes
Like people just don't die
Other there's 31 people on this game. Am I reading that correctly? No, it says 36 players in queue
Yeah, that means there's 36 people trying to queue up right now
Then not what are they not gonna beat this guy
So how do y'all want to go about wrapping this up because we're like yo fortnight guys
I'm not like I'm not kidding fortnight. We had Ron
Ron's a fish out of water on apex. I'm a fish out of water like guys
We're never gonna beat this
I'm a gamer like I'll adapt quickly to this game
Right. Loose those successes look there and look pretty bro, right? You I need you to just learn something and then we're good
Simple as that
What's next Ron do you want to piss on our face? I mean, bro. What's wrong with you? What's ever teammate is this?
Yeah, what's next man? Are you gonna piss in my fucking cereal bro? What the fuck learn something?
Bro, I can learn. Yeah, I'm gonna go pee
Like is this game dead like genuine never never getting stuck. I don't know. I think well, I'm gonna go pee. Don't jump early, please
I
Loose bro. I just want to tell you that I think you matter, bro. I love you
You're her loss
Why I'm gonna say I think you matter, bro, and I love you
I mean listen, man
Sometimes when you say crazy shit, I'm like damn bro like
Sorry, bro, you know sometimes people say things that they don't mean Los
Listen man, I get yo listen. We're all educated here. We're all we're all annoying what you know, but like we set out this goal
Let's see if we could do it. I think I think we can personally, but that's just me
Like I said, I played this game before yeah, my KD is low but um
I know what it takes to win. I
Like that mentality bro, like I'm a veteran in the locker room like
Oh nice, that's me. Oh, there's a god in our lobby
Got it. I'm the show master. It's my show now. Whoa. I
Don't understand why my sensitivity is so high, but it is
The game itself doesn't like look bad like the graphics and shit, but like I
Don't even know where to go bro
Okay, I'm just gonna go like
This game's good because when we jump we go together so those can't wander around like a puppy again. It's already a good start
I'm back
this is the last game all we got to do is win this
I can't take me like a minute to figure this shit out
this is already better than 4-night, 4-night with squads
this is already good
why is my FOV so low?
why am I dead?
it's uh 2 in the morning
and I'm getting chased down by a pedophile again
I mean, I'm not gonna lose you guys. I got shit. Yeah, bro. We're getting shoes stuck on here too. I'm not
It's two in the morning, and there's just a cat a file facing down
I'm all
I didn't see this guy
I'm already dead
What is my sensitivity?
Hmm
I'm watching lows give my shields a recharge. I don't understand. How do you change your like everything in this game?
Loose I'm watching you lose
How do you know here I already died like what he's in my house
Most uh don't aim at keyness level try to aim a little higher bro please most
you're actually caring you're doing a lot most aim higher what the fuck most
aim up I usually tell you how to play with me
I don't know I mean they're just jet-layers you're jumping on it's
Stream Cypress, bro. So is there really this many cypresses? Look at this. Look. Look. It's stream cypress
Like it's every game
You guys are stream sniping apex fucking legends at two in the morning
Yeah, I mean at some point you gotta just start you gotta wash your ass. I mean like yo, can we
Ron, Ron, what are you brawning me? I don't know what you want me to do, bro.
You said to wash your ass. Dude, I'd rather, dude, you might as well, you
rather be a criminal. Don't be a criminal, bro. At least like, I don't know.
Yeah, because at least, no, you're right. At least if you rob someone, you like, you know,
maybe you make a hundred bucks robbing someone. Bro, you're stream sniping apex legends at two
in the morning for zero gain. You gain nothing from this other than a six sadistic smile on
your face looking at your fucking phone at three in the morning you should be
fucking goddamn ashamed of yourself bro I went to go open the door and there's
literally a pedophile in the corner like I'm not like guys I don't care like I
don't care I have a couple of games I'm good at I'm not gonna sit here and claim
I'm good at apex legends and all right I have a 0.5 KD on this game most ready up
I'm gonna die Los has a 0.1 Katie like whatever. Let's call this shit, bro. Ron. What's your Katie a 8? I
Don't want to be alive anymore
Guys it's not about crying it's about
We're getting stream sniped on apex legends at 2 in the fucking morning after getting stream sniped for 11 hours
It's a little goddamn annoying, man.
We had to hide screen for 25 minutes to win a fucking Fortnite game.
It's annoying as shit.
I'd rather play hardcore Minecraft again in your fucking bathroom.
I'd take you up on that offer.
Oh, your team, we're at the bottom of the player's SCOTUS solution.
We're literally at the bottom of the fucking ramp.
What is this, bro?
Playlist to go to distribution.
We're at the bottom of the ramp.
So they couldn't even give us a bot lobby?
At this point in part, do we just go to bed on sleep?
Like stream?
Like, do we just watch him sleep?
No, no, I'm not doing that.
Do we just watch the most Polo sleep in his bed?
I already told you man, if you want to try Apex tomorrow, I'm down.
Yo bro, it's two in the morning.
Also, why are we not in the game?
What is this?
Do you get, I mean, dude, can we just replace this game with Valorant or something?
Like, I don't even know anymore.
This game is just dead.
I don't even get what Bunger food, like, you know what I mean?
Bro, it's going to take me like, it's going to take me like, minimum,
like three or four games to even get my settings, right?
Just find the purple and the gold stuff and pick it up.
Just find the gold stuff man.
You know what's funny Los?
I played this game for three days and I still couldn't even tell you what guns are good.
Welcome to the fucking crib.
I still couldn't even tell you what guns are good.
Oh nice, so there's Jesus in our game.
This is great.
Oh man.
guys two thousand kills the last five days it said that's great who's really
doing this shit bro see you're the job master brother master yeah I got it all
just land together bro close that's how it like the game's designed no you can
branch off you didn't know that let's not branch off let's stay together
maybe pick a spot. You didn't hide your screen.
Are we hiding our screen? Yeah, cuz
now that I think about it, is it even mathematically possible to leave spawn?
Because like, it's not like Ron's like an FNCS player in Apex. Yo, can you go somewhere?
I'm trying to wait, so there's like less people.
There's 21 people in the ship, Ron. No one's waiting for you to pick a spot.
Wait, I relinquish to you. Loser, relinquish it to you. Loser, the job master, bro.
oh god no she's not even hiding bro it's like those right I know we were
hiding you didn't say that till now loose why are we gliding go down oh no
no no hold on hold on it's looks like good at this game like what is this
I'm right
close your tickets to the tilted towers of this fucking game no no don't hear grab
these grab these how does he know what
Oh, that's gonna kick!
This is so nice!
No more!
Grab shit!
Close is already dead, I'm already dead.
Close is already dead.
Close, we landed like 30 minutes late, bro.
Like, why are we in gods?
Like, are you like...
So, Jack, can we now understand, like, as human beings,
human beings this is not mathematically possible to win
so it's not that it was so confident he was deadass like so confident too like
like he deadass like grab these grab these hold on jeece gave me the thing
like when we're already like in the ocean bro
looks ready up man
I
Feel it if we played team up in 2k it would be so much more fun
You guys are so much more fun. You pick any player you want
We're all on a team and we play against other people online that pick whatever player they want
Like you could be fucking LeBron. You could be whoever you want and tell you bro
Well ahi 2k hasn't been good since 2k 17 man. It's time to let go dude. You're not giving it a chance
Time to let go bro 2k had its day in the Sun. It hasn't been good. What this fucking game is good. This game sucks. This game sucks
This game sucks, bro
As you notice something the cues are getting faster, which yeah, we're higher up on the gun
No, which means everybody is fucking queuing now I
Don't even want to give this game any love at all like I don't even want to play this for a minute, bro
Yeah, there's just legitimately no universe where we ever win an apex legends game yo hide screen hide screen hide of screens
I just rinse let's just try one game
Hide of screens
Everybody hide you don't even need to mute your sound as hide your screens. I don't know where the fuck we're going
Please God that's gotta hide your screen so we're gonna land somewhere weird like Ron take the drop master at stable in auto
You look so good today
Don't let them hate on you. Thank you hide screens and go somewhere completely remote and isolated. All right, please
Yo, if you have to master give it to run
You don't even like you can keep your sound on that doesn't matter just hide screen
Please God
We shoulda, it's not even like Apex is good or Apex is bad, it's like, the stream sniping
is literally gonna be as bad as Fortnite, but then Ron's not an FNCS level player in
Apex.
So this is remotely fucking impossible.
Bro, I'm gonna play!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
This is our game.
The top player of our match is dog shit.
All right, boss is the screen hidden
All right, Loser screen is hidden Ron screen is it in my shoes it is Ron
I need you to fucking focus on the drop cat lock in I
Don't know anywhere on the map. I'm just gonna go right there
Do not show screen until we land everybody lock in this is it I
I don't want to look at a black screen. I don't care, bro
I don't want to get snipe for 12 hours, but that's what it is. All right
You don't look at a black screen. Don't snipe
Guys the best player in the lobby has eight kills if we don't win this we're pathetic
We're doing this them pathetic tell me why I should show my stream
Not now not now just lose
Don't know what a guns take everything bro put the shields on all right show
Show up just green. Yeah, no, it's not like for everything. I
Don't know how to play this game. I'm gonna be honest
I don't know why and if you see a ship put it on how do I pull up?
It's that call dude. Yeah, how do I pull my way to call my knife?
Good road stay together Joel spread out, please. This is an unranked trio's game the best player has eight kills
We have to win stay near each other
My brother this game will actually fun if we can make it out of spawn
All right, I don't understand anything that's fucking bolt SMG. Okay, cool
This is the win right here
There's already 19 squads left, this is good how do I turn off 80 s like
Yeah, I haven't took the best out of the game right yeah, what is that setting?
I
Didn't have it good
What what's sitting right looking at me I'll stick together, bro
No, I don't care no one knows the iconic guns in this game not like for tonight and for never knows the scar
No, like I don't care. I don't care. Hello. Hey, it's Alex. How do you try to hold the toggle?
Why is this thing bursting? What the fuck? Help Lois, help Lois. Why is my shitty at,
like, God. Why is my gun bursting, bro? Jesus Christ!
Are you good or no? I gotta change, huh? I gotta change, like, mad settings.
Lois, fall back. Rod, come to me and Lois, now. I'm here, bro.
Lois, we're not fighting this. Lois, come back. We're not fucking fighting this, Lois.
Why are you down there?
How do I fucking turn this fuck shit off?
I keep hitting this kid, but the time to kill takes forever, so he's never gonna die.
I keep hitting this kid, but the time to kill's infinite.
Just slows his dad.
He went down for no reason.
He's soloing them
Why's my gun first thing bro, what is that?
Yeah!
Better res him again.
Oh no, so many kids out there, there's just kids everywhere.
Oh, I can't.
Los, why would you jump down?
Los, why did you run?
Why did you jump down?
Oh my god!
Why would you jump?
You stay near the theme!
Los, why are you jumping down?
Like I'm not even kidding. Do you want to like win like I'm genuinely like yeah, bro
Like but like it's like dude. I
Jump I jumped down because there was a guy alone who I got down a one-shot and
It's a whole building unlooted
Right next to us
But those the only thing that the only thing that we can do is just stack up as soon as we split up
Like it's not like you're gonna need to shoot somebody 25 times because it's gonna be three of them
Like the only way to play this game is to stack up. We can't split out. We're all ass as soon as you drop down
It was just over man
Well, you can actually be useful in apex because you can like tank bullets, bro
Octane is not that fun. I switched to like the wraith whatever
Whatever, this is like this is literally never gonna end. No, I think I could I think I think it good
It's just gonna take me a couple games
Los you can't
Los you can't split up and isolate like that man like I'm gonna I'm gonna fucking kill myself
Los, we're gonna insta queues that just means everybody is in here watching us, bro
Just hide screen I scream I scream you can't split up like that
Los please don't split up like seriously we could actually win come on bro like I just want to I want to get off
Don't split up. I genuinely think we could win chat. I'm not kidding. I swear
Don't split up those, please figure go
Hide screen please it's too important man. Oh my god. All right, everybody had screen
wait are we the best squad in lobby without what you said no that's count
nope I 64 level 400 level 434 oh great man great the best player in the lobby
hasn't washed his ass oh my god are you like you're the guy just go or give me
I
Relinquished it
Do not split up, please don't split up
Somebody said Jinxie Lose got punched to death
The last game we played the guy that killed most didn't have a gun he just had a face
The best gun is the R301
We have a gun and then just
We have a gun
I'm gonna show screen
They can't lie what's your passes if you know they mean wrong so what does this ability do?
So what's the fucking rings pretty I don't know any of these guns
All right
It's a fucking dragon in the sky!
Is my game lagging? What the fuck am I doing?
Oh, bro. Los, you here?
They're on us. Run, help.
I knocked one.
Hold on, I'm gonna come in one second.
Run, you help, the whole lobby's getting ahead.
Can you give me a sip?
I did the lobby already!
We have to wait longer.
Everyone in here should be absolutely ashamed of yourself, by the way.
I knocked one off.
I'm lowkey down bro. I'm lowkey down bro.
I need help man.
We hate this screen. In fact, it's gonna snipe you in one second.
I need to take him out.
I need help. I need help.
10 seconds. The ring's close.
My game is like lagging.
Ring's coming in.
What is this? Why am I lagging?
Loose, crawl up the stairs, please.
Hey bro, what am I doing?
I
Need we need to go to central servers, bro
We need to go central servers. We need to just wait longer to show screen. That was instant
All right, but it looks like no you need to change servers. I'm on like it literally that I was like that was like 200 pink
Lang most you did zero zero damage less
Zero you didn't hit one human being
Guys, it's too late for this week. God. It just
Buddy, I didn't get a fucking gun and the whole fucking lobby landed on my head.
Can you please change the server?
What are we doing?
Can you change the server so I can send you a text from our police, please?
Dude, what are we actually like?
Can we take a step back?
Forget what the chat said.
What the fuck are we doing right now, bro?
Ron, just make a lobby.
I don't, okay.
I mean, I don't just someone tell me how to change servers. Like how can we make it just so it's like middle?
Loose, what do you mean by take a step back? What do you mean? Like take a step back, right?
Check about it. I'll sit in here. We just put in 10 plus hours of stream
We did we did we beat the three games we've set out to we went we did this because a bunch of dudes were spamming
La Mickey who also were stream sniping us
For fucking eight hours straight and I'm supposed to sit here and be like no man. We promised
I didn't promise shit. I'm gonna get the fuck off this. It's two in the fucking morning. This is fucking bullshit
All right, and guess what if if I get off right now?
None of you are gonna be mad at me tomorrow, bro
Same with you with jixie you still going it's gonna go into jixie stream and it's gonna be fine
Ruff not that in the world you want to sit here trying to boo me boo you too you piece of shit
You fucking stream starting me for eight hours
fuck yourself I literally can't even go to the main menu
guys I'm clicking escape I'm clicking escape this is what it's doing
you play Siege you're a loser
loser. Yeah, I don't like, yo man, at least people know what like the R6 guns are. Yo,
you ever walk into a club and talk about how cool the R301 is? No, bro. You talk about
how cool the SMG12 is, or the SCAR in Fortnite. R6 and Fortnite have iconic fucking guns,
man. Nobody talks about their R301 clips, bro. This game doesn't have, this game doesn't
swagger this game like say what's going on for night all of us we're playing
for night at one point all of us I invited you and as those swagger you're not
cypher pk bro please join the fucking game and then invite those but I don't
see your in but I don't even know where to go for invites cuz no one plays
tab press shift tab
buddy she's gonna be a goddamn steam invite bro yes that's what I've been
doing a scheme invite those and then you invite those right those reading what
the fuck is an SMG 12 bro we all were playing our six bro right top everybody
in this chat knows what a fucking SMG 12 is a fucking AK 12 don't fuck with me
right now please yo you ever originally talk about how cool the R301 is like
Yeah, they used to be the wingman. That was actually the meta back in the day. I actually do remember there's actually good times
Everyone was using wingman. It's actually fun. I remember it
Everyone was doing wingman and just having a blast. Also, yo bro, if I reach the top rank in fortnite
I'm called unreal. If I reach the top rank in r6
I'm called champion. If I reach the top rank in league of legends
I'm called challenger if I reach the top rank in apex legends
I'm called a fucking predator yo if you're a apex player take a step back bro and think about what fucking game you
Sunk your life into you want to go around running around telling people you're a fucking predator bro
Is that what you want to do you hit predator at apex? Yo?
I'm a champion in our six twenty five fucking times by the way
I don't give a goddamn fucking shit about being a predator
What type of shit is this?
My renegade
Hide screen bro
Ice with servers. Oh, it should be better
Predator are you kidding me? They could have chose any name to name the highest achieving players
They went with predator. Are you fucking serious?
That's so insensitive with all the shit that's been going on the last few years with fucking big Jeff oh
Predator are you fucking joking me? I'd rather dive and hit predator in this game
That's the first time you talk in the last 10 minutes is to say that bullshit
this is your champion most that's the yeah like come on bro all right the top
player in this lobby has 28,000 damage that's mid right that's me right
26 that's mid right he's got fucking 18 damage that's mid most of them zero
damage in two games ran away from us died and then got fisted to death are you
fucking like you're a gaslighter man here we go ready up they stick to death
yo give me the leader bro no no no do not last time you got leader you ran us
into a puddle and then we got fucked don't show screen for literally like
three four minutes I'm not like like like let's go don't show screen this
time I'm gonna say Loose has his screen on Loose you're not hiding right I'm
I'm getting like packet loss on the game.
I don't know what to do.
Apex Legends has 75k players right now.
R6 has 45k.
You're looking at Steam charts, bro.
Majority people have play on Xbox and PlayStation, buddy.
Watch your tone.
What the fuck are you saying, bro?
R6 play has 150k people on the game right now.
200k.
Put a sock in it, bro.
Please.
There's a guy here.
Stream Snipers, Stream Snipers.
My game is like lagging. I'm showing screen now
Yeah, why am I getting packet loss can someone tell me why she's not gonna be able to play tonight if I just keep getting back at loss like real talk
Really? Oh good. I mean, oh shit
Children enemy good kid
Close let's get some damage going this game. This doesn't make any sense. All my games were farmers
Just like our apex legends and starts lagging
I'm not gonna cross the bank.
Yeah, so, guys, what we're not gonna do is we're not gonna sit here and dump on R6.
Is R6 a dead game? Sure. If you're gonna say R6 is dead, throw Apex in there too, motherfucker.
Wait, I'm so curious.
You're gonna say R6 dead and throw Apex in there too.
My graphics are all the way lower, but I lowered all my graphics to it.
Don't even know yeah, I guess I'll use the mustief shotgun, and I guess I'll use the 4.0 X
And then I guess I'll jerk off and do a pillow
All right, we could probably show screen. I've been showing screen. I literally said I was sure it's got that answer
I know you never said a word. I okay guys. I guess I'm delusional
You know, maybe I'm
Jinxie he did he did say that
Close. You haven't even spoke in 20 minutes, man.
Well, how do I get rid of this lag? Am I even kidding? I can actually play good if I just have better...
Like, I don't get it.
I have an afterburner, which game has more players?
Alright, let's do it. Let's do this.
Yo, Bernard, which game has more monthly players?
Players, Apex Legends or Rainbow Six Siege, we're counting Xbox, PlayStation and PC.
Go.
Los, you're shooting a dragon? Yeah, I gotta go to bed.
He just shot a dragon!
He's got a loot box.
Flyers dead. I hate those damn things.
Players, Rainbow Six Siege has about 30 million players.
On PC, Apex averages from the 110,000 to 180,000 concurrent players, while Rainbow Six Siege averages around 50,000 to 70,000.
Overall, Apex has a larger active player base, but Rainbow Six still has a solid community.
Whatever, dude.
Bernard, have you ever thrown me a bone ever in your life, Bernard?
Has there ever been a point where you could just throw me a bone, bro?
I think I've thrown you a few bones along the way. Maybe you just didn't see them.
Yo pause pause bro!
Next time you need one I'm ready with a pause.
Hey Bernard have you ever heard of a guy by the name of Lois Polos TV?
Have you ever heard of him?
Of course he has.
Oh yeah, I know who Polos TV is.
He's a streamer and content creator, mostly doing NBA TK, some variety and always bringing
some chaos.
If you to him.
He's not, he's loos good at gaming Bernard.
He's loos a good gamer.
Yeah
So Bernard what the fuck does that mean he's more about the entertainment than the sweat what does that mean?
Yeah, but Bernard that wasn't my you sort of swore around my question
Bernard I know loose is funny. No, it's all man. It's low. It's good at games. So why is it?
but he's not a pro level grinder.
He's got skills, but the real show is his personality.
There he is, thanks, Bernard.
He's going up to keep it in his pocket.
Bernard, how's the kicker here?
He's getting on me.
He's on me.
Wait for his enemies.
Los, come to us.
Los, come to us.
Here we go.
Good AI.
Ah, Bernard's not AI.
I'm getting light.
On my Bernard's all the same.
Bring a photo down there.
nice portal let's go to bad man nice portal run nice fucking portal
I'm just lagging bro I don't even know what my ability is
to stay reloading
I'm a better gamer even with lag I don't give a fuck
I like chat. What is my ability? What am I doing?
What am I doing?
That is the hemlock good at range.
Watch out. I'm gonna push this kid.
Let's go.
You fuckers not seem to try to use the fuck.
Need to recharge my shields
Or last one large
Well, I'm not Bernard knows
Might as well be yeah, let's just chill let's just kill
My aim isn't bad, but I was just lagging it's not cope either
There's people over there your rock we just hide in the building. Can we just hide in the building? Oh
Oh no, we need loot, we need loot.
Wait, there's only 24 people left.
You can't win an Apex without Golden Armor, it's like the dumbest shit ever.
Oh, I don't understand why I have like a permanent red bar.
I haven't had that all night.
You need Golden Armor though.
That's all I got on this game, bro.
Two choices.
It's like, what is this dog shit ass fucking game?
Somebody said Los Ponos is playing on 60 FOV.
Los, say you swear to God you're on 60 FOV right now.
How about you, how about you play the games up reading chat, bro?
two
Yep, hide in the building hide in the building
Just hide in the building
Everyone just hide in the building please
Where I hear him most they're right next to us
As if you hug a door they can't come in
to the right
most
what the
what the
most
most
most
most
most
most
most
most
most
most
Why'd you blow up our door?
Hey there bots!
Doesn't matter, get the win.
Seven squads left.
Yeah, I don't give a fuck.
Loodle, loodle, loodle.
These bots are fucking better than fucking me, man.
What the hell, bullshit ass game is this?
is this. But what is this kid is sniping? Oh my god! Yo, okay, seven squads left.
Ron, can we hide in the building? Los, come in the building. Los, hide in the building.
Los, hide in the building. Los, hide in the building. Don't wander. Don't wander.
Don't wander. It scares me. Stop wandering. I'm in the building.
Chad, is this shotgun even good?
Yes, made it through.
Rings around the corner, take rest.
18 people left, bro.
Yeah, yeah, most why are you leaving? Stay in! Stay in!
I think we gotta move, I think so.
They're right outside.
Let's get out of here, come on, gotta go.
Mine's the real kid.
What the fuck is this bro?
Bro, it's the zone I think, I think we're dying to the zone.
No, you take out here.
Bro, what the fuck is this?
What's going on there?
What do you like bro? Is this normal chat for this game?
What is it?
What is that?
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run to the storm storm all them
Run hide come to me. I mean hi, bro
What is my ability what it what is this do I don't even know what
Ah!
You guys are doing good.
Fuck coming in.
What are you doing, bro? Like...
You guys are like dog shit, they're not even bossed, they're real kids, bro!
Someone's running at you.
He saw me.
Who's that?
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead.
How are you?
I-I don't know, they're everywhere! They're fucking everywhere!
I don't know what to do anymore bro, I don't know what to do anymore, I don't know what
to do anymore bro.
Just listen to me bro, JC just listen to me, I said just stay with me, you wanna run like
a little fucking sissy boy bro, these guys are dog shit, like, what dude, hey, hey bro,
watch your fucking-
No, I'll fuck these guys later bro, she was born as fuck.
restarting my game now you're not getting off
you're not getting off restarting my game
I appreciate you guys, that she was mad fun, you're chat
appreciate you
I'll sit here and tell my fucking arms get out
well listen, that's good
that's uh...
it's real nice
looks you got off
I gotta get out of here
if this is getting bad though
what the fuck do you even provide, those?
30 in the morning. I haven't seen humans today. I
Haven't moved I have zero steps today. My steps
Serious screen show your health app right now out editing it and show me how many steps you get every single day for the last month
Yeah, I'll do that to you. Oh fuck yourself. How about that?
That's you do that. Yeah, okay. Yeah a little prick. All right
like
guys
like
How are we this is torture man? You guys you've been streaming for how we look at ours
Jinxy 12 hours
10 and a half for me and run
Man, come on, bro. It's been a good stream. No join the lobby bro. Come on. Are you hungry or something?
Do you want me to order you food join the lobby to do what we're not gonna win you dead as well food on God
I'll send you food
Like just join the lobby. I what do you want? I swear just tell me what you want. I'll order it on me
I want to get off
All right, I feel like it was a great stream join the lobby loose
No, what do you know what Tina what?
Listen, it's just not the cards for me man. What does Tina want bro?
Once I get that successful, come on.
Los, follow your heart, bro.
Jinxie, I know you will, too.
I'll see you guys later.
Peace chat.
Alright, and then there was two.
Ron, uh, does this game have a duos mode?
Wow.
I mean to be fair, Los is like 40, but I think Los is like married guys, like I don't even
know how we got him to play for 12 hours.
Yo Ron, is there a duos mode?
I swear to God, we'll win first try if we go unranked duos, hide screen.
Bro like I think we could do it, that's the craziest bar, like I wish he would just give
it like no troll.
Nah, I don't blame him man, I don't blame Los.
So chat, before you guys start typing L, Lose and bullshit, Lose is literally 32, Lose is
like married guys.
I can't believe Lose actually played for 10 hours.
Like, bro, chat, understand how miserable that was for Lose getting passed around like
a fucking joint for 10 hours.
Bro, he got one kill for every 11 deaths, like cut the guys in slack.
W fucking Lose, man.
Run, let's play duos unless you first try this duos unranked hide screen. Okay
Change go unranked do a bottom left change the name. All right money my screen. No w fucking loose
I'm not tolerating that bullshit, bro
The fact that yo, bro, if you would have told me loads is gonna play for 11 hours. I would have slapped you across the face
W loves man. Love Los Bros
Yeah, I miss him already
Yeah, I already miss those. All right Ron duos. Let's first try that shit, bro. All right
I'm gonna walk in you right. I shouldn't have ran away out of the way
I ran away
I thought it was I ran away because I thought I was taking storm damage because I was out of the storm and I was getting shocked
So then I ran to the circle and then I realized that wasn't taking storm edge
I don't want the ever dying to in this game
Just one game of duos we got it wrong. All right, I love Lois bro. I hope he's okay. Yeah, I miss Lois bro
It sucks. I miss Los. It's
It sucks. It sucks.
Q do us bro. We are in Q. There's
only six players in. Cool. Guys,
Los is a go bro. Don't be weird.
W Los guys.
I go to Twitter from streamer
and Los Polos finally get a quote on quote
Lemicky win in fortnight after two and a half hours, so
Everything we so bro. So not getting like
Gaped by the 75 stream sniping degenerates is lemakie for hiding stream for ten minutes. That's the mickey
There's no winner, bro
I'm not even kidding, we could have saved an orphanage with our bare hands, built them
a house, fucking just like gave them a million dollars cash.
I have to say, four players in cube house?
There's literally only four players on this game.
Guys, by the way, every game that we're playing is like actually just all you guys, I don't
know you guys, there's literally nobody on the game.
said speedrun minecraft go fuck yourself yo but chat can we like oh here we go
rock duos all right all right there's only 15 teams okay we got it low
streaming for 11 hours it's crazy chat chill out he's a w yeah actually can't
I dude run I can't I thought most is gonna quit way earlier I thought I'd be
ordering for night I thought I'd seen it during four nights but I think most
likes for now and I got all the close likes impacts I don't know what's
happening in this game's not like visually appealing I'm gonna be honest with you yeah
like I don't know how to describe it it's like we rocked we had screen as I'm hiding school
I'm not showing screen till we're like not even looted just wait till we're situated
all right bro top player has 100 kills we got this
and the guy with 20 kills oh how hard is duo's wow the map is small what does that mean that
I mean, there's nobody on this game
No, it just means it's like a duo's map. I think no, I think there's just run enough players on the game
We how am I jump master?
Hey, yeah, when the map is smaller, I mean, there's not enough players like what is this?
I think apex has a lot of players, but I'm not gonna lie. Are you sponsored or something?
Here we go. No, they're playing unranked
Who plays I do no place unranked siege playing fucking unranked right?
We're gonna break them off
I
Show my screen
I'm sure no one know what my leg went away, bro. I don't know why yeah
We're straight boy the edge of the map. He's a chest
Still cheap little spot. I got my leg is gone bro. I might actually be able to do something this game
That's the moment
shield
we're having
fucking freak ass sliver
attention
we don't have the stars on our planet
we got a Malaysian freak
we're gonna kill them
what the fuck
what the fuck
dude
what's the problem
what is a dog
what is a dog
what is a dog
what
like
what
fuck you fast dickens
rings just up ahead
alright
already got two of them
what is this
bro
what is this
I
Real person or this is like I don't get it made the right choices. I leveled up upgrades less than 30 seconds
These are real people you look at the names. This is real people. These are not bomb names. Look at the kill feed
That's all real people. So these guys like this
Wait, why is the game going so fast? I'm not complaining. There's already nine squads left read that ass
Is this a bot lobby?
No, we've been aims. Thanks for a hundred gifted loss. We didn't have to do that, bro. You're a W loss
Most how about you know, you matter most you matter. I fucking love you those rings coming in
Jack most is probably my favorite streamer of all time. I'm not even kidding like I've laughed more at most clips than any streamer
Oh
My eyes the most I laugh it is like literally the most I laughed and like most is literally my favorite streamer to ever
Today was like the most I laughed in like yeah, bro most just brings joy to people
All right, there's not a lot left
Keep moving your package coming in
I don't really know anything about this game.
I don't want to use the 6x sniper.
I guess I'll use that.
That looks good, I guess.
Chat is the wingman?
Like, that good.
I have a shotgun and a hemlock.
I think that's fine, right Chat?
Bro, we need to get like the gold chest plate and bullshit.
I don't know what I just placed.
How do you expect your weapon?
Not safe, they're close.
Come on Ronald.
On me.
Nice clouds left.
Pastel spotted.
Got him?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll still hear one in the tunnel.
Right here, ready?
Hold on, wait, wait, he's going to come out.
Okay, that's a bot. Look at his name. Brain Forger? That's a bot.
Are there real players in our lobbies even? Like, what is this? Is this game that dead?
No, that was a bot his name was rain for sure
I don't give a fuck I mean it's a win. I'll give a
Option we couldn't queue ranked because we don't have ranked unlocked
So if you type in the mickey one more time, I'll burn this chat to the floor
We have no other option, bro. So we had to queue on right. We don't have ranked on long
I don't know if people want to sleep at us.
No, no, no, Ron, ignore it, bro.
We stream for 12 hours.
Go fucking hug your girlfriend, bro.
You earned this.
All right, man?
I want to have sex with you.
You earned this.
Yeah, go bust a nut, Ron.
You earned this shit, bro.
12 hours with a gerbil on your screen.
It's not a joke.
We can definitely still die
Fuck man, seven swaths left lock there
Zones coming three seconds they're gonna run towards us
Six spots. No, we murder them. It's what's left
heads up the rings moving
We grief them bro, come on come on go go go money
good fucking shit Ron
this has to be a real person this guy's name was offensive name
his name was an offensive name
why is that that would never be a bot's name
yeah what is it like the other dude
when they have two names and their first lighter is capital it's a bot every time
it's a bot every time yeah like frame forge that's a bot
this is you can tell when someone has a real name
So this is not a real game this whole time we're playing like that we had no other option we queued unranked you up
Mr.. Win hey, hey we win this I'm all
Letting you know bro. They don't have any light ammo or no
One minute rings not far
He's got me with this
Fucking 12 hours
Know what ammo is what ammo the yellow or the yellow the orange. How do you pull up your inventory how oh
Tab I'm on controller
How do you pull up your inventory
me pull up a check stop running stop running
run come come come what do you need what do you need what you want
this can't be a bot I just think run what do you need as a real player nice
I killed them I need light ammo light em all day light em all 10 seconds the
Yeah, come on
Right there
I just lit one I live with no one
Live another one
They're all there. Yo Irish chemo is a real player. He's in the lobby. There's a real player here Irish chemo. He has six kills
He has a clan tag that guy's real
There's a real guy that guy's real dude. I hear you
He has purple armor this guy's a chun jumping his genius gets
Why stop fucking plate
Come over here, we need to get in the house
Come to you
Come on you run that guy
I'm getting shot in the back. I'm getting shot in the back
Come up come on up this guy just scanned us. I'm pretty sure that means he knows exactly where we are
This came out in the house, bro, it's even shock on even good cheddar now
What are these fucking abilities I want to puke run come up come up you're
exposed to Michelle saying logs have a shock I'm on
I just shit on that idiot.
When I just shit on him I'm not even dead.
Come on let's fucking go.
Need to recharge my shield now.
He's my Phoenix kid. Come to me.
Come on, come to me.
Hold on, bro. Just show him.
Do you have ammo? I need, like, energy ammo.
Oh.
The guy inside his building.
In the building, huh?
Yeah, yeah, I hear him.
I'm dropping. I'm getting good.
He's here somewhere.
I think he's above us.
Wait me
What I'm scamp. Hey that guy's actually good. Remember that is like not missing a shot. Yeah, that's the kill leader. That's the killer
The kimchi guy
How this portal works, I'm gonna be honest with this guy under us now
It's gonna my door what on my door. Yeah, I don't know where this kid is under so this audio makes no sense
It's like a thunderous
No, it's coming in we gotta move
I knocked one, but I didn't get the finish
Well, I need energy and but you have energy. I don't have a great chair. I don't have energy
Their sights
I don't even know what I'm looking at right now.
The other guy's behind us.
He's in the house behind us.
He's above us.
I think there's a kid above us.
oh my god the kid above us just sold a whole game oh my god oh my god oh my god that's
Solo above us just sat there
I knocked one of the guys so that was the guy I one-shot him
Wanna die had all your chat. I don't play like I don't play this how many how many more times I gotta say
I don't play I don't know what my oh, I don't even know how to use my old
Why are you shooting the solo, bro? Oh?
Yeah, guys, let me shield swap, bro
I don't play Apex, I don't even know what my old means.
What the fuck do you mean by old? What is my old? What button?
Can't even beat a bot lobby. Yeah bro, those guys weren't bots.
Are you fucking dumb? Those guys have 20 kills.
They were like stormholding us.
Those guys were not bots, dipshit.
I need dick. I actually want you to come over right now bro and just fuck my ass.
brown hide spin on your drop please
bro i don't like i said i don't know what my ult
what do you mean my ult i don't play the game
shut up
nah jinx you should have ulted bro
l jinxed in the chat bro
like we haven't been streaming for fucking 12 hours
bro bullshit right now
like we're playing apex fucking legends
man at fucking midnight it's 3 a.m. for you
I was there. I was there. There's people really out there who get on their fucking computer
start up third day with just Apex Legends, man.
What do you not like about this game, Ron?
Shut the fuck up, bro.
No, like I'm not saying you're wrong.
Like you gotta be sponsored, bro.
It's like, who gives a fuck what I think about the game?
Deadass, who gives a fuck about what StumbleRetorto
thinks about this fucking game, bro?
Who cares?
Who deadass cares?
There's not a single viewer who gives a fuck, bro.
Like, I wanna go to sleep.
Here we go, ready up.
Run, I mean like, I'm not saying that you're wrong.
I don't care what you're saying.
I wanna die.
You need to take fucking chill though, I mean don't don't put your pent-up aggression on me fucking psycho
Chill bill for a minute
Put the hostile near that says I'm just gonna fuck my asshole until I cream hold on
This player is on me somewhere.
Is the R99 good?
Like I'm about to just-
Who knows, man?
Who knows, man?
No, I'm not using this weird-ass energy weapon, shit.
Just a gun that shoots.
Fuck me.
Extended Flipermares.
Extended Flipermares.
There's an AK stream-cyber.
Like, how bored do you have to be?
Like genuinely serious.
which is this the best gun the r301 I don't even know what this audience
I know that's all this positioning man that's all it is what our six champs do
it's all oh my god shut up man I can't even give you fucking credit you just
yeah man shut the mouth I want to go to sleep junk
I got to Bob
Like that one fucking weird DJ cat
Bullshit
So where DJ Cal is talking his wife saying fucking boxing whatever bro. You're just like
Telling me to keep going well like I
Want to go to sleep?
Energy MO yo apex dude get it
Energy MO are you fuck who are you feeling like?
fucking energy MO
just make SMG shotgun snipers and
energy MO first time chatter
remember the slap in the gym yeah bro
I remember it like are these your
chatters just like coming in like it's
fucking 1 a.m. bro oh it's 1 a.m. for you
how frivolous it's not even it's 3 a.m. for me
you delinquent it's fucking 3 in the
three in the morning for me kid and I'm still locked in and we're gonna go to
bed and say we didn't fucking what we did this year bro yeah we are so like do I
put on the stock because then I'm gonna put it on the chance gonna be like no
no that's a vulnerability man you're so funny when you're just so chopped bro
I love when you'd have this chopped haircut you do it on purpose I love the
map why is there a hole here I almost died sorry on us on us on us on us on us on the
roof or about me
you're so chat is my ultimate LBR is this my old decision counts where's
What just hit me why like instantly get off?
Why did I see instantly get off on a job down?
Run I drop down
Come rest I can't
is a stream cyber bro i can choose an upgrade every decent account requested
i need 30 seconds left
reloading he's on my body
come to me or not eyes are open no smart come to you now he's shooting my shield right now
where is he maybe i'll be able to kill him on a good
I
Are you gonna shame type of me that fucking ass you dog shit fucking player don't fuck yourself
You're so fun to pull
I gotta love you on
I
Got like to shop rope you got that guy's cringy ass done. We gotta go
I'm gonna put a portal down right here
Yeah, should I oh
Just wait say that also. I got you bro. Let's do what you gotta do
As this site good on my gun or no
Yeah, when should I open? We're fighting at the end?
You're so ass. Yeah, Ninja, I don't ever want to be good at this game. I don't care if I'm out.
What did you say?
I said Ninja. What do you think I said, psycho?
Bro, Ninja, I don't want to be good at this game.
Again!
Bro, what the fuck do you think I'm saying, you little creep?
Oh fuck!
Use all we need to cover.
Get above us.
Fucked me, are you good?
Help me. Help me, help me.
That's a lot so that squad
Yeah, like a good or a battle better battle
Every little choice changes the path you have a light run. I need light ammo now
Here's some on me
I don't give a fuck, we could have literally done that with Loach by the way if he just
Yeah, I'm off this shit
Never again
Yo, Ron, I fucking love you, bro. GG's
Shout out lows. Shout out Ron. We did it, bro fucking we did it, man
That's actually the most I've laughed probably in like yeah, that's the most I've laughed in my life
I was playing with a four night
was the funny it like that was
that was the most I know. That
was probably the first ever
when most somebody get the clip.
There's going to be 30 clips of
this. Somebody get the clip of
when the gerbil was dancing on
most the hamster. So that was
the best fucking moment ever.
All right, Ron, I'm I'm dead at
like I'm immediately getting off.
I'll see you bro.
Peace out man. Love you
Wow
That was probably like most I've laughed in a fucking long time holy shit
I was like dead ass like
I'm not even kidding like
That was that that that ass might go down as
Like one of the funniest streams I've done like Los is actually just a fucking idiot
Like I got to do more shit with like Los's and Jinxie bro
that shit is like that is like actually such like a perfect lobby like that is so nuts
like that's that's like insane
oh my god low key we should have just ended it at four right well like it was so legendary we
should have ended it half four times. Like low key. Holy shit man. What a fucking, like
Lose is actually just the biggest burger. Can you change my game mods? What is this?
Oh, there's nothing in here guys there is a hamster dancing on me right now
Like dead ass serious like what like how bad is loose like scale from one to ten
Actually, bro
Like how is this possible
Like genuinely serious do I hold like a game for like Loose versus Marlin versus like Max?
Versus like one more person like I don't know flight would play but like
There is legitimately six people with bro this kid has a glider man
Wait what?
Let me get this guy.
I'm getting straight up!
I gotta go to bed, y'all!
I can't do this!
I can't do this!
I can't do this!
I can't do this!
I can't do this!
I guess anything go on in this brain.
Like, dad has serious
anything go on in his brain, bro.
I can't do this!
I can't do this!
I'm gonna watch you Los fucking focus
There's literally like nobody alive. This is the freest win ever. I killed everybody
Playing on Mac settings, bro
oh my god this might have been the like like the best day in my life bro what a good fucking stream
I hit 30k again real holy shit.
I'm gonna be honest with you guys.
Wait what?
Oh fuck bro.
Evil fall guys.
Orange watermelon got it.
Orange water.
There's only two to nine.
The next one's gonna have four fruits to memorize.
Orange watermelons.
He just playing without a headset like for real.
Watermelon, otter, orange, watermelon.
I'm on an-
What is going on?
What is going on?
I'm on an-
This is who I was playing with.
Is this the dumbest mode in the game? Because no one ever dies on this.
I don't know. Wait, no, you died? You died on this?
Wait, no, this is the hottest...
What was this game called?
It's like, bro, how is this possible?
Oh my God.
Actually good load script from today.
Yeah, I'm not like being like.
But is there anything we can quickly watch?
Like maybe, maybe something we can watch a couple things.
I don't know.
Skybury highlights.
Get out, get out, Jaxie.
I got blocks.
good block? Oh god, good block. Good block, good block, that was actually good.
I thought JC was in there, I wanted him to hit it.
Oh yeah, like that.
JC.
No, no, no, no.
You understand.
Like this might be the worst rocket.
Now, get out, JC. I got problems.
Good block. Oh god, good block. Good block. Good block, that was actually good.
I thought JC was in that I wanted him to hit it
Oh, yeah
There's literally a tip on the screen telling him what to do.
I just realized there's a literally a tip on the screen that tell- I don't even know
This is a thing! It's literally just...
HAAAAAAA
Oh my god
Shout out Loves bro
Shout out Jinxy
What a great fucking stream today was 11 hours, bro
Honestly, I just did back to back 11 hour streams. Holy shit
Um
I'm not just gonna get you guys hopes up. I probably won't be live tomorrow. I gotta tell adapt
I did not think this was gonna take until midnight. I don't know yet
um
We'll see
You know what I'm saying
But regardless, I'm gonna be live the next day.
So I'll be live 100% Thursday.
We have to leave to like to go film two YouTube videos this weekend.
So what day should I do P.O. Box?
I don't know what day we have to leave, but like we have to leave like two of these days.
I think it's on the weekend.
Friday.
Yeah, I'm thinking about, let me just double check real quick.
Does anybody in our chat know our schedule? Like did Jayshita or Lacey?
Like did any of them say the schedule? Like I don't know what days we're shooting.
Someone in here probably knows. Maybe. I don't know if any of them said it.
I know we're taking like two days off because we're flying to go film some
I'm not gonna say what it is, but we're filming some shit.
She'd be cool.
I think it's over 20th, I don't know.
No, we're not doing the assignment.
No, we're not gonna say that.
We're staying in the United States.
But the 20th and 21st are probably going to Friday,
I'll probably, I don't know what time our flight is Friday,
though, that's the thing.
we do leave Friday. I don't know. Listen, I'm gonna lie, I'm live to 18th. We'll figure it out. Maybe
my next year will be P.O. Box. So, send stuff to the P.O. Box, explanation mark P.O. I love you boys.
Thank you for all the subs today. Thank you for all the donos. Thank you to anyone who followed.
Bro, we got like 9,000 new followers today. And like yesterday we got like 10,000 or 11,000. This
is like nuts. I actually might end up hitting like five middle on twitch this year who knows.
Thank you guys for watching the stream. This was like such a stupid idea that I randomly had.
And like it was just so funny.
Love an hour stream back to back. Thank you Los. Shout out Los. Shout out Jinxie. Shout out the
communities who decided to watch us even though it was fucking stupid as shit you
guys are fucking goaded bro shout out to the stable community you know I'm saying
put the blue in my chat good vibes it's gonna be a good summer bro
you
you
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