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Fucking gifted subs can everyone say thank you
Excuse me right now. Wow, you know what I
Just I don't even know what to say bro. Like you want me to hit it for you. Um, you know what?
I'll hit it bro. It's rare, but I'll do it
Quiet ones. I just wanted to keep it quiet for you. Maybe you can... same shorts. It's
like anything that I do is just wrong nowadays. Guys! I'm sorry I was late. Yes, I'm gonna
react to this I'm sorry I was late I dead ass got home from the gym and I had no
troll 50 girls trying to take photos with me trying to hang out with me trying
to get in my car trying to you know what I'm saying just trying to take photos
and there was a screaming and honestly it's crazy to me that this chat says
cap every time so you can you believe girls don't scream for me you guys
genuinely believe you're the girls don't scream that scream for me come on I
want to hear it I want to hear it I want to hear it yes yes yes okay then
explain this who remembers that airport story well I was like yo guys when I was
on the way home from the airport I had thousands of girls follow me exhibit a
Yup. Yup. What did I tell you? Yup. Yup. What did I tell you? Yeah, that's true. Thank you. Thank you.
Did you hear this, bro? These girls are screaming! I told you!
I told you!
Another 50-matter daddy!
Voss!
Voss!
This guy gifted 100 subs!
Everyone, what the fuck?
Give him strokes, consensually.
Thank you so much for the 100 gifted subs and the 10 gifted subs.
What the fuck?
Thank you so much!
That is very considerate of you.
After that, I will use that money towards Dornash later.
Kekwa!
Thank you so fucking much bro!
What the fuck?
At this point, the only way someone can beat it is if they gift a thousand subs.
Anyways, thank you so much for the five gifted, Mr. Bagelman.
Listen, thank you so much for the hundred gifted.
Do you guys like believe me yet when I tell you girls chase after me?
Like...
It's actually disgusting that people don't believe me.
Hey, shout out to any ladies in the chat, you know, standing ten toes down right now, protecting the stable.
This is the stable.
It's not AI.
It's- I did not hire anybody.
No, no, no, no.
I did not hire anybody.
Shout out to the ladies in the chat.
If you're a lady, drop a meme trying to see something.
I just- I want to see how many girl viewers I really have.
Like let's see how many girl view look you see how many girl viewers just lurk like look bra. I'm telling you guys, bro
I'm dead ass telling you like you guys wouldn't lie right guys dead ass wouldn't lie right?
Well
They might as well throw Ronan. Yo, this tweet is just like stupid by the way
I did see Ronaldo play. I'll be honest with you me and Ronaldo. I could give him some tips. I don't really know
Did we know don't play that bad?
That is my question, did he play that bad?
Listen, sure he missed a couple of tap-ins,
sure he missed a goal, sure he's not really passing,
he's dribbling pretty good though, you know what I'm saying?
But you guys gotta keep in mind,
he's only 41, 10 years old, bro.
Like some of y'all are so inconsiderate.
Like, yeah, Messi scored a hat trick the first game.
Yeah, Holland scored two goals, bro.
You know what I'm saying?
And Boppe, also two goals.
Brother, Bernodo is just warming up.
Let me ask you something.
One game doesn't define a man,
a man defines one game.
Mmm.
Okay?
Listen, you don't know what he's capable of.
I don't know what he's capable of.
What if he comes back and drops 10 fucking points?
What if he scores 10 goals, bro?
Who knows?
What if he's the first person to score?
What is it called when you get three hat tricks?
a nine trick?
Like, go!
What if he's the first person?
Right message, wrong messenger.
Brother, you guys are just so disrespectful.
My first impression of watching Ronaldo.
So you're gonna compare Cristiano Ronaldo
to fucking Truce.
Yeah, we actually lost the block.
We did us, like we did us on the block.
So you guys think Ronaldo is the same s-
Is that Driske's butt?
Anyways...
Bro what are you- what are you linking me bro?
Cristiano Ronaldo with the chance to score a goal
What bro?
This is just disrespectful
This is just disrespectful
Yo did y'all watch the game even?
Like did y'all watch the game?
Bro listen I watched the game it was fucking interesting nonetheless I did watch Messi's
game and I'll give it to you guys I'll say it I'll say it Messi is fucking good soccer
football whatever you want to say bro I'll admit it I know the world has been waiting
to hear stable Ronaldo's input stable Ronaldo's message about this Messi's pretty good bro
He's almost as good as a Namar Jr. almost.
He's not there yet.
He's creeping, but I would say he's up there.
He's definitely up there as one of the best.
So shout out to anyone who supports Argentina.
Who liked this tweet on my account, bro?
Listen, bro, I work in weird ways, man.
Hey, shout out.
Hey, hopefully he gets on band soon.
I wish I could meet you.
Stop putting this fucking pig emote in my chat, bro. It's like like bro. Come on, man
Offstream run is kind of moving what the flip so you're telling me I got caught playing fortnight with Lays yesterday
Yo, I'll be honest with you. I
Played fortnight with Lays yesterday off stream and it was way easier
But I'll be honest we just W keyed the whole time
Basically what would happen is there would be little ass kids that were shooting at us
And we would just full-on grief their game. We didn't care about anything. Oh, this is really good quality
Bro, I actually don't understand why my name is five foot one and a hundred seventy pounds like is there a way I could fix this
My my listen then all I'm gonna say is
All I'm gonna say is I'm a fucking demon. Okay, you guys don't understand
I know you can do the here. We go is whatever I want an FNCS for a reason
Brother, I won an FNCS for a reason.
There was another clip that they didn't even see that was like crazy, bro.
Like, I did.
I truly did.
YoranWStreams, thank you.
Guys, today's stream is an interesting stream.
So me and Adapt are back today.
We'll be streaming together, yep.
We're back.
We'll be doing a stream together, you know.
But we were supposed to do building a diving board in the backyard and then we asked,
I'm not going to say who for obvious reasons, but we asked someone and they said it's basically impossible unless we drill shit into the ground.
Um, you know what I'm saying? And I don't know if we have perms for that. I don't know if the admin will allow us to.
Um, so today me and the dapped, we might renovate the backyard again. Um, so we're going to be IRL streaming today. So yeah, you know what I'm saying? LLB, Long Live Bet.
We're going to be IRL streaming tonight, so we're going to renovate the backyard.
The thing is, I need your help, you, you right there, to give me some ideas on how we can
renovate.
Like, like, what would be cool for our backyard?
Like, I'm trying to think, like, when we IRL, we could show it, but like, what can we do?
I'm saying like too many times.
Oh, let me add Louis Vuitton pants!
Oh!
Let me add a diving board!
Are you fucking stupid?
I literally just said it. I literally just said I can't do that. Oh
Pink ultra so you just want me to throw a pink ultra in the backyard?
Also big news for the employed people it is official
Black Ops 1 and Black Ops 2 are coming to PlayStation in July
bang
Wow
Wow, actually wow, I'm gonna be honest with you
Should be an adept finally do our zombie marathon when this comes back to PlayStation. Yeah, you're nay
I'm thinking about it. This should be the time when we actually do it. This would probably the best time to do it
Yes, I still don't know what map we should play though
Like what map should mean adapt play where we can't end to we beat it. We got to do the Easter egg
Oh, oh, you want me to add you to the stack? Are you fucking dead ass?
Did you see what Jeezy said?
This stream would be cinema.
The next idea I thought of, this was last night.
So idea one is me, Los Portos, and Stable Ronaldo.
We play chain together.
We can't end stream through a beat chain together.
I've never played the game.
Los has never played the game.
I don't know if Ron's played.
I'm not even kidding.
How long would it take to be chained together with fucking Los Polos TV, bro?
Like I genuinely think that would take more than like three days.
I'm not kidding.
I don't even know if it knows how to jump like that ass.
Like I'm down to do it but like playing with Los is like actually let me be easy on it
because I did see Los's tweet get your sad faces you know I felt really bad for him bro
Like, deadass, I felt really bad.
You know, Lois, he said, after the vigorous,
I don't know how to pronounce that, be nice,
insults, attempted bullying, verbal assaults,
and harassment by Jinxie and Stable-Renoto,
I no longer feel comfortable streaming.
I'm going away and I don't know when I'll be back.
I appreciate all the viewers who had kind words.
See you when I see you.
This motherfucker had 42,000 likes, 3.6 million fucking views on the tweet, and a thousand comments.
I decided to comment this, I don't know, I just like...
And then you have these fucking idiots saying...
See, this is why people leave stream because of fucking retards like Stable and Jinxy. Thanks for ruining my favorite streamer.
Shit genuinely isn't funny. Grow the fuck up around me, come on man. Los has it better than your sorry ass where I need to learn to put your fucking ego aside.
Yo, I'm not even kidding, it's Twitter even real, like deadass.
So I decided to steal the tweet, um, obviously, um, you know what I'm saying?
And for some reason, the comments are just like straight up just like ridiculous, yeah.
I'm done opening up Twitter in general.
Like I tweeted this an hour ago and like the comments are just like sunny D triple T with
the red circle around him random kid minions laughing bro and then it's this
shit again and then it's just like a laughing emo who like
bro like this emote is the most annoying shit ever bro like this is like so
cringe bro like like I don't fucking know anymore um what are you spamming in
my chat lacy defended kai sinat after the backlash the fans waited outside
Kai never told anyone to wait in line. They waited on their own little cynical planning network
This man really is trying to get his PR up to get fucking streamer University, but why hey, I don't blame you
You actually deserve a fucking red heart with a bandage on it
All these streamers went to the sherry University auditions thinking that they were genuinely going to get accepted
Oh, he's so humble, bro. This is good for your backyard today. Oh, so you want me to buy a
$133,800 Atlantic Ocean waterslide
Like when I ask you guys this question like do you guys take me as a fucking joke like genuinely curious like I
Just want to know I just want to know if you think I'm a joke, bro
Like I'm not spending a hundred and thirty thousand dollars, bro
That doesn't make me an L content creator.
That doesn't make me any of that, bro.
That doesn't make me any of that, bro.
No, you do this for your backyard.
Oh, so a whole fucking medieval.
You built and underneath this huge walled in portions and awesome.
Do you guys think like life is Fortnite where I can just go outside,
farm some mats and just instantly just like start building like genuinely curious?
Like, do you think that I just form outside and it's just done?
Do this trust.
Oh, Lazy River!
Yeah, let me create a Lazy River with Tel Aviv fucking, like, umbrellas, bro.
Yeah, I actually can't, bro.
I can't.
Yo, oh, oh my god, these guys get to 150 subs, bro.
What the fuck?
Oh my god.
VOTS!
VOTS!
VAS!
Brother, 50 gifted from Oakley, and then Julie Harts-Rawne with 100 gifted.
VAS!
Something is suss right now.
Dude, I told the second I mentioned Tel Aviv.
Wait a minute.
wait a minute yo 100 gifted and 50 can we get a thank you in the chat wait
Julie Julie wait are you the girl that like stream or like who caught me on
the tic-tac wait I told you guys I have lady viewers brother riches shit too
hey where's all my sugar mom's at bro drop a thousand gifted am I right I'm
just kidding thank you so much for the 100 gifted and the 50 gifted boss thank
Thank you so much, thank you, thank you, thank you, like dead ass, thank you, like dead ass,
hold on.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, like damn, I got rich viewers,
man.
All that for just sitting in a chair being fat and doing nothing.
LOL.
Thank you so much.
Did you see the Twitch update?
What?
What Twitch update?
40 subs away from 30k again nice very nice um oh by the way just wanted to say
also thank you again for the hundred gifted and the 50 I don't even know
what to say anymore when I get gifted subside just like strip naked purse up
like I don't even know light skin David a five um did you guys see oh my god
what was I gonna say who's they're gonna say oh my god someone remind me what
I was gonna say I'm stressed out. What was I gonna say? Oh
My god, no someone read my mind, bro
Someone read my mind. Oh, oh, oh the P. O box
Um, I was supposed to do the P. O box tomorrow or today
But I pushed it back so that me and adapt to do our stream today
So P. O box is tomorrow
Or hold on hold on hold on. Oh, thank you for the 10 gifted light skin 15 get the total vast. Thank you
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. So nice of you, bro, but I have an option here
Do we do PO box tonight for tomorrow or?
or
or
Do we leave tonight and try to go to the parade tomorrow in New York?
Now, the thing is about the New York City Parade, from what I've heard, is that we're
not allowed to bring it back, boy.
So I don't know if our stream's gonna have service, and then also I would have to leave
tonight, so I don't really know if that's possible.
That means I probably have to end my stream pretty early, like I don't really know.
Yeah, you may get shot
So you think if I go to New York City, I'm just gonna get shot. Are you fucking crazy? That's not how that works
Good luck shooting someone in fucking New York City. Do you know, bro?
Do you understand you'll get banned in like a second in New York? Like brothers cameras fucking everywhere, bro
So maybe we'll do what maybe we'll do maybe we'll do I'm not doing this in the backyard, bro
I'm not a hoarder. Wow. This is disgusting
Maybe we'll do PO box tomorrow. Yeah. Yeah, let me just message griff. Let me just message griff PO box tomorrow
Oh, yes or no?
Never mind, just dub it.
It's OK.
PO Boss tomorrow?
The question is, do you guys want me to get it
before stream or during stream?
The only thing is, it's like 30 minutes away.
It's up to you guys.
Because we could do it during, but it's like 30 minutes away.
So during stream?
All righty.
Whatever you say, bro, whatever you say.
New Spider-Man trailer drops.
Wait, what?
What is happening to me?
Did you miss me, Spidey?
I'm losing my mind.
Wait, I thought Spider-Man died in that one movie.
The one movie where Thanos is in the game?
What is it? Didn't he die?
I am totally out of control.
I gotta fix whatever distance right now.
Yo, I'm not even kidding.
Yo, do I gotta like, do I gotta strip my butthole like bro, another hundred gifted?
Like what do I, who is this, who is gifted in these subs, who is this girl?
If you're, who is this girl?
Announce your presence right now.
Announce your presence.
Another hundred gifted.
I'm Julie, she says.
Julie, do you have your mother's credit card right now by any chance?
You started following today and you gifted 200 subs.
Do you have?
No.
account created today also it's my own hard-earned money
something is sus are you like sick in the head is it a scammer is this even
like a real I'm from YouTube what's interesting thank you again for another
hundred subs that would be 200 gifted total can everyone say thank you very
nice I'm a little confused little sus you made your account today what did you
slink me oh a 500 thousand dollar water slide go fuck yourself thank you so
much little confused I don't know if I should be appreciative or if I don't
know if I should be happy or I don't know if I should strip naked right now so
thank you maybe at her y'all and give her polite hugs not strokes y'all sir
MIT maybe someone is it bad that the only spider-man movie I watch is the one
where they all point each other press mutating DNA right if you seem to this
of the run.
So I couldn't get rid of the bad aspects but keep the good.
How would you decide?
Who's the best spider-man?
If it's Tom Holland?
What about that?
You're not one of my students, are you?
Wait, wait.
I mean, yeah, it's not that bad.
One we can't even see.
He's not a bad spider-man.
You're the only one who's immune to it.
Andrew Garpow.
You're the only one who can sense it.
What do you think they're looking for?
Oh, see you stumbled across my-
Wait, Spider-Man is 5'7 1.5?
Wait, so I'm basically- I basically could be Spider-Man.
For all that you guys know, I could be Spider-Man.
You stumbled across my board.
And the word stumble?
I'm not one of those weirdos, I swear.
He's a weirdo.
Wait, so J- Wait, there's people in here that think I'm 5'4?
I'm MJ.
There's people in here that think I'm 5 foot 4?
Yo, Spider-Man!
Okay.
Do I have to go to a doctor on stream to show you guys like my height?
Can you get rid of that monster inside you?
Yo, I can't even watch a trailer without this chat just being fucking stupid.
You're a Spider-Man if he was obese, chopped, and unathletic.
Yo, Julie, I don't believe this is real.
I'm not gonna lie, I don't believe this is real.
I don't believe this is real subs.
I'm gonna be real or there's actually no way.
This person made an account today?
Bro, I don't believe it.
300 subs, but they made their account today.
Do we believe this?
Dead ass serious.
Do we believe it?
Ron's top amount of scammer.
I'm just, I always watch your videos and you just have to watch on Twitch.
You know what?
I'll take it, but stop gifting me subs because that's a lot of money if that's real.
But if it's your mom's credit card, just give the thousand, it's a glitch.
It'll go through.
But something might definitely be wrong.
I don't really know if this is real or not.
Thank you so much for the 300 gifted vasts. I don't know how legit that is, but thank you. Thank you
Yeah based in turkey say what I
Maybe it's a rich baby, I don't know
Think I might go see how lng's doing
This turkey said you're not gonna get away. We got a thing still but he might I
I didn't know you could get that big.
Great, so if I wanted to, I could get you 100,000 subs.
You just have to trust me.
This whole thing.
Zendaya!
I'm getting really scary.
Who the hell is that?
Who the hell are you?
Right, please.
I don't have anyone else to go.
I've got the people who love you.
Just gonna let me go myself?
That's not me because you're you.
You need no shit.
Bro, that's the girl from Euphoria.
I'll never forget that, no matter how powerful it can come.
You're missing me.
Hulk?
Spider-Man brand new day.
All right, just give me a sec.
Give me a sec.
I'm not in high school anymore.
Did you strike for your big stretcher?
It's so good for you.
You ready?
July 31st, okay, mark your calendars. July 30th, me, no, no, July 31st in the morning.
Me and Lacey, we got to go dress up as Spider-Man, go to the theaters and spoil the movie, give
fake spoilers. We just got to. We just got to, bro. We just got to. We just got to do,
we just got to give fake spoilers, bro. We got to just say like Iron Man comes out of
nowhere, bro, goes into the Spider-Man verse, kills everybody and makes, he's the new Spider-Man.
I don't know bro. Hulk has an STD and has a child on the way. We got to just create new things, bro
Ron caught off-stream
Yo, yo Ron funny as fuck
Yo, this dude this dude deadass like this guy's like a creep this guy who like dresses as me anyone else
Agree with that like the guy what I was talking about
Like this guy's a weird over I hate I hate that guy like I actually hate him
Like genuinely serious something like this for the backyard. I
Mean, I
Genuinely think that like I'm gonna start banning people cuz like what am I gonna put a roller coaster in our it's just like so fucking
Stupid like you guys are just like oh do it do it do it. Okay?
What else should I put in the backyard bro for $700,000? Oh for $900,000 a
custom water slide
It's just like I don't get it, bro. You guys want me to spend millions of dollars on a fucking stream?
Just say you don't want to invest into your content. Okay bet. I don't want to invest into my content. Now what?
I miss playing games when I was a kid anyone else like that ass
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Wait, should I try to do this right now or no?
Like you guys would see my face HD.
Wait, how do I do this?
Wait, how do I do it?
We will still give, yo, could be funny to try.
What the fuck you mean to be funny to try?
What do you think I'm gonna get like uglier or something like that?
You can't do it cuz you're on toolkit
Wait what are they get the shit out of here bro, I get this shit out of here, too
What am I gonna do with them wait 450 dollars wait a minute?
A SpongeBob
backyard inflatable
But why is this low-key kind of fire?
Should I buy it?
Should I dead ass buy this? Is this a deal?
Like this doesn't even look that bad of a price 600 dollars
Speaking of this by the way, yo
The minions are coming to fucking sports cards
Ultra rare minute minion streets were a snuck into the NBA and MLB packs arriving summer
2026 these cards are available to chase in tops chrome baseball tops chromes basketball
the question is shed do I go for this yes or no do we yo oh my god do we go for these cards
like I feel like we have to know does anyone know when these are coming is it in the summer or is
Or is it like sooner, 722?
Oh my God, 722.
Wait, but is this gonna be in store
or do I have to wait a little bit until it gets it?
Should I call Jonah?
Should I call Jonah or Andrew or no?
I haven't called them in a while.
Wait, I don't even have their numbers.
Wait, am I a fake?
Should I call Elvis?
Should I call Elvis? Like the other guy or no?
Should I call Elvis? Actually, I'm gonna call Pepsi.
You think Pepsi will answer my phone?
Let's see.
Hey Ron, love what you do, don't spend it in one place.
Your call has been forwarded to an automated voice messaging system.
You gave me one bit.
Okay, who else can I call to do cards with maybe?
Should I call Kason?
Should I call Kason?
I mean, I need someone to fucking do this with me.
it. Call Los, where Los is taking an indefinite break from streaming.
Yeah, dude, live right now. Question. New cards are dropping in the summer and they're
minions as basketball players and baseball players. They're super ultra rare. Let me
Let me know.
Minions?
Yep.
Okay.
Let me know right now.
Are you looking for a degenerate friend?
I'm looking for all type of degeneracy.
Well, I'm actually about to do a $20,000 opening this week, so you want to join me for that?
That'd be phenomenal.
What cards are you spending $20,000?
One of the things, so FIFA, FIFA dropped these new cards.
It's like $5,000 a boxy and you get a one-on-one messy, a one-on-one Ronaldo, and then there's
also the, uh, you know, the one they see open, it was like a, um, it was a, uh, uh, what's
it called again?
I'm out of time.
So what it's called right now, flawless, flawless, so like $15,000.
So if you want to stack up with me, we can rip it up, come to the courthouse and we'll
rip it.
So you, so you want me to spend $20,000?
I'm not saying to spend the same as me on the same one, but I'll get some minions with
you.
The minions come out at 722.
Okay.
So you want me to wait for you?
Like wait for you.
I mean, yeah, you let me know
Wait, that's that's you know, that's June 22nd. Yeah, no July 22nd is when they come out. Does he know
Dude, it's the fucking minions
Okay, well then in a month lock me in okay, I'm in
It's case I'm gonna go broke who's spending all this shit on cards like that s hey, bro
I'm a loyal Los Polos TV viewer. I don't appreciate the way you and Jinxie be lit on him
You and Jinxie will never in your life make 9 million on play go losers
Yeah, you're just thinking the fucking head like you're dead ass thinking the fucking head, bro
You know what bro? You're right. I won't make nine million off playing kind of
Add this to your arsenal
Let me ask you this is a dog in a pie cost had a race being from Texas.
Wait, wait, what is this? Hold on.
Let me ask you this is a dog in a pie cost had a race being from Texas.
If a dog, if a dog in a pie cost had a race, a
boy would win a pie.
If no, if if a dog in a pie cost, a pie cost.
Yeah, which one will win?
I don't think I know what a pie cost is about nine bucks.
this is just not it that was not it this is not it bro what did you just
send me bro what is this job application are you fucking stupid
I saw you bro like do you just like love everything that's just colorful and just like
like just dancing loud music bro like like what the fuck are you linking me bro like
dead serious like what are you linking me bro nice right you took a freeze frame
in my face and you caught me being ugly for one time guys we're gonna wait for
adapt before we head to IRL stream bro um it's so funny that he thinks I would
give a fuck. He's a Fortnite player. I don't give a fuck. I wish I could find a fuck to
give about you being a Fortnite player, bro. I really don't give a fuck. I really don't
give a fuck. Who is that? This little ass white boy kid. Doesn't even matter who it
is. Man's talking about something. When I saw you, what are you talking about? I don't
know who this is, but I hope he gets unbent. Okay? Wish you nothing but the best kid.
um let's see here yes I don't know if y'all saw this shit man I did get
screamed at I did bro I'm telling you guys I'm telling you all the ladies in
the chat I got you how quick my mood changing when I see my home
Hey yo
I'm crying they did the edit
Bro, we love you man. We love you, bro. We love you and we miss you Los Polos TV dead ass
That was probably one of my favorite streams ever though no troll that gaming marathon was low-key like one of my favorite things ever
Like it was it was just so fun. Like I don't know how to describe it, bro. It's just so fun
someone in Atlanta thought raw dog moon was wrong huh stable or not oh yeah
thank you bro what's up what's my job
yep you don't really know
Shabbat Shalom bro
okay really huh Shabbat Shalom bro nice bro
This guy fucking deadass.
Like, is he actually deadass?
Ahhhh, nice man.
What is this?
Jason, Llewina, Marlon, and Yugi made it onto Fox 5 News.
No English, but I am excited!
And that moved, even by a small number of attendees.
Geez Louise, man.
Geez Louise, man.
Yo, we're all supposed to go to a game.
I think next month, I haven't gone to a World Cup game, but I think my first World Cup game is the 29th.
I don't know what game that is.
And then I'm going to one on the 11th, and then I might be going, I might.
I don't know if it's confirmed yet, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to the final game too.
I'm pretty sure.
Is it, is it a, is it like been good?
I haven't watched much of it besides the Argentina game.
I won't be honest with you.
Is it good or not?
Yeah?
Bro, I actually like watching, but let me tell you, if you're like someone who doesn't know
anything about like football, soccer, whatever you want to call it, bro, getting into it
is the most toxic shit ever.
I swear to God, like I can't even click on one thing or mention one thing and everyone
just calls me LARP LARP, Sahore, just a fucking burger, bro.
Like I can't even try to get into it, because if I try to get into it, I'm called a LARP.
Like yeah, man, like dead us bro dead us
Um absolute. What is this? I wonder what I'm not gonna do. No, what do we need to see anything that we need to see that's important
What is this
And it's no weenie
Bro I'm straight as it gets
Deadass serious, when you look at me bro
I'm lowkey like I saw nobo tweeted
but unironically I'm a sexist
Like some people deadass should be banned
from making edits bro
Like I'm deadass serious
Like some people deadass shouldn't be allowed
See, this one's like, you look he made me look fake good, like I like this, here, you
wanna put another editor on me, hold on, hey, hey all my editors out there, here I got you.
You could use this as an intro.
Yo, people don't think I'm sexy, people don't think I'm like good looking, people think
I'm chop whatever it might be.
Really, I'm chopped and then make it cut to like good good like shots of me like when I'm good like
Like those good angles of me like you know talking about where it's like my muscles are out like all that shit
Yeah, yeah, I'd like to see a lot of throat emojis. This is very nice, bro. I actually love seeing this
This is like so nice for him. What a community you should build something like this that burger can access sunlight
How hard is this to build though?
It does look fake easy bro, but for someone like me, how long would it take me?
Oh, two days. So you think it would take me two days to do this?
Oh my god, he would actually be so fucking happy bro.
Oh, should I do it bro? Should I do this for burger? He'd be so happy. Yo, he'd be randomly
He'll like randomly stare into the like the door like look
There's like a there's like a door right here and he'll just dead-ass stare at it
And I think he did he just wants to be outside
So I'm thinking about doing this like idea. It's a concept where I'm just gonna like let him loose and then I'm just gonna wait
for him to come back
adapts live finally
Your favorite account tweeted?
Are we dead ass?
First of all, my favorite account isn't Dornash.
Second of all, why can't I comment on this?
Am I blocked?
Um, what is this?
I'm just not reacting to a Netanyahu edit, please.
I have a teammate who has a 78 IQ, and I'm getting stream sniped by QuadrupleDAR's models in a hout.
out give me the fuck out of here who the fuck do you think you are man
that mean IQ are you a son of a bitch what the fuck
hey bro Los is like actually is the burger bro what is this yeah if you
I don't even want to know what freaky shit Lacey and Darla be doing I don't know every
time I've walked into the room I found like fuzzy handcuffs I found like 15 handcuffs
like I don't even want to know what they do very like I'm just oh my god for 1.6 million
I could buy a tower swing
It's like I'm just I don't want to just do this shit more more. I don't want to do this shit, bro
Like I'm not buying this guys. I'm not buying this. There's no deal here. There's genuinely no deal here
Like I don't get your brain, bro
It's worth it in what world is this worth it, bro?
Well, Los is jet ass like the worst gamer I've ever seen.
Alright, anything else that I need to see?
Hurry up, boys, before I get going.
Can you get this dude off my screen?
Holy shit.
Pray for everyone at use then.
Oh my god.
We're not at 8.
We're not at 8.
oh my wait did it hit this guy right here
Rahman be honest with you you know Julie with another 50 gifted I I mean
bro I just I I don't even know what to say anymore I don't know to say any more
thank you for another 50 fucking gifted you guys put this yellow dude putting his
eyebrow up thank you again for another 50 gifted I don't know if I should thank
it though because I don't know if this is real we'll find out after the stream
but what the fuck maybe it's a stable queen man who knows who knows charge back that doesn't work
with stable or not uh trust me but thank you so much for the 50 gifted thank you um I'll be dead
ass honest with you if if Cristiano Ronaldo hit my head with a soccer ball I'm suing him
I'm gonna keep it a buck I'm suing him dead ass I'm suing him I'm not kidding like if Cristiano
Ronaldo hit my face with the ball. I'm gonna sue him.
Why is there like a chopped ass dude, bro? Just like, who is this bro?
Who is this chopped motherfucker that just spawns in out of nowhere on the camera, bro?
Like, bro, jeez Louise, man. That guy is fucking just chopped.
Um...
Anyways...
You know a la can you do me a big favor like genuinely serious just do me a
very just very big favor right now anyone who's sending shit like this just
get them gone just like get them gone cuz it's like like I don't understand
where you guys think that I would buy this I like I would buy this like it's
good links Scorpio you provide absolutely nothing throw this up in the
backyard Allah are you a fucking idiot like you want me to build a rush base
like how does that make any sense like I it's like well I can't even ask anyone
for advice on what to put in the backyard because you guys just troll you
guys dead ass just troll me bro like so you want me to build Epstein's Island in
in the backyard, yo, can you give me real shit
to put in the backyard?
Please.
A 2029 stellar jet event.
I don't even know what I'm reacting to anymore, bro.
Like, yo, please, bro.
A space shit.
Bro, guys, what would you put in your backyard?
If you could put something in your backyard,
what would you put in your backyard, bro?
Like, I'm talking about something with, like,
something that would, like...
Yo, I'm actually convinced this chat is just,
I'm sorry, I don't wanna say that word.
Just like, you want me to put down a port of four
in the backyard?
You want me to put a port of four?
So you guys want me to build a fucking surge base.
That's what you want.
Can put this in your backyards. Oh a giant inflatable minion
It's just like what at what am I bro like what am I like dead serious like what how are you even finding this shit?
Like how are you even finding this shit, bro?
I'm just I saw it already. It was a Israeli flag, but I can't I just my last one. I'm picking on bro. Better be something good
Yeah, bro. Yeah, that's enough of that.
That's actually enough of that.
Like I'm a joke, bro.
I'm actually a joke.
I'm a fucking joke, bro.
I'm dead as a fucking joke.
Shout out to Cristiano Ronaldo, bro.
Me and you are coming up really fast, bro.
Why does this have 20,000 likes?
The world may never know.
All right, bro, that's enough of the links, man.
That's enough. That's enough of the links.
Nice, bro. I'm done.
Stop the linking me, shit, bro.
I'm not buying a T-Rex statue for $18 million.
I'm not guys news flash. I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that that happening, bro. It's not gonna happen. Nope
What is this bro a three-series 18,000 oh guys news flash
I'm not spending $18,000 on a fucking sculpture. Call me a weirdo. I don't I don't I don't care. I'm not buying guys
No more no more no more outlaw disable the links, please no more dead ass no more. I'm not clicking on anything anymore
No, it's no more
It's no more disable everybody outlaw now disable them
Um, I will be honest with you
Come up here daddy come up here come up
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie man is epic like okay like I saw like a clip of him
I don't know if someone out. Well, you can link me. Yeah, he's on like to talk alive
I feel like this is the end of me and epic's journey. I don't think I think me epic are done our friendship is done
I
Don't know bro. I feel bad for epic, bro. He's just like printing like a ton of shit. Thank you. Thank you
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
I don't know bro. It's like Dean like Dean grew up and like, okay, how do I word this without?
I'm just gonna stop talking but like yeah, yeah, it's just like yeah
Um, where's Lays guys at Lays is he here? I'm trying to see anything important. I need to see
Where's Lays? What is this gift?
Yeah
Yeah, so don't say nothing stupid then the don called Drake during his in person. Um, I need your help to get in stream of you
I
Don't make that face
Because guys like call call champagne poppy if he if he says you can get in
That's what the fuck I'm asking you he said I'm one of the biggest streamers in the world right now
Oh, you're there.
Yeah, this is the Atlanta, yeah, the Atlanta in person.
Yes.
Listen, for me, Ben the Don and Drake all need to get in.
I thought he was at like a Applebee's or something.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, Drake.
So tell him the thing that we talked about.
So he basically said he wanted.
Bro, you know what's crazy?
Me and Drake, we, OK, we've been planning.
Where's Leigh's, by the way?
Is he dead?
Hold on, bro.
Do we do cameraman auditions?
Mike?
Yeah, what's up?
Where are you, bro?
Uh, I'll be up in a sec.
Hurry up.
I'm running as fast as I can.
There's people chasing me.
Waiting.
I'm just having your gun ready when I can.
They're going to be following me to the door.
I'm waiting.
I'm like running really fast.
I'm getting there chasing me.
It's like three or four.
It's three or four, what, bro?
I'm going to fuck you.
You're going to fuck your brother.
I'm gonna be right in front of you yeah bro we're gonna be building
We're renovating the house
Um, you know I had a bunch of people in my chat basically tell me like oh you should build like a water park in your backyard
Oh, you should oh, I don't know build a fucking an oil rig a surge base
A waterslide that's 1.7 million dollars. It's like do you guys think that I just have unlimited dollars?
It's like do you guys think that I just have unlimited money like
Like genuinely serious
They would attend get the lights good
You guys think I have unlimited money psych
What is that under your eye I hear my eye yeah, right over there fucking pimple
You have a hickey. It's not a hickey. Do you have a hickey? No girl is just sucking on my face
Got a little pimple breath
Yeah, bro. Fucking blowin' that shit.
Burger?
Look at this little black guy before we go.
What's up, man?
Oh, she sometimes knows his name, right?
Burger, hi!
Hi!
Hi, Burger!
Hi!
Hi, Burger!
Hey!
Hello, Burger.
Hi, Burger.
Alright.
I don't think he's fucking over me.
Like what could we put like back here?
In the backyard?
Yeah, just try to imagine.
Like how would that?
You can put Tiki torches that start on fire, those look cool as fuck and they keep bugs
away.
And then you can put some tables and some chairs down over there, the ones that are like-
Like right here, I'm thinking we put like a big flat screen TV, right, for the games.
put like some like uh uh uh uh uh uh uh what is it you don't know about no
no way we need to pull in for tonight
you know you don't know about the umbrellas we put that big umbrella is
right some block shade so people could chill put down maybe a couple couches
just something to buy brother we need a vibe maybe put some lights on the on the
turf? What do you think? Put some lights down. I'm just trying to think what else, bro. Like,
what do you think? Like, look at this backyard. You could probably put some Tiki torches down
or whatever. Why do you keep bugs away? And then I could probably put down some like outdoor
furniture. Yeah, it's hot. It's hot as fuck out here. My feet are hot. Hold on. Oh, they're saying
put a zip line, um, what else bro? Put another pool, okay? Build a bunker, okay?
Finished a job in Marlin started. What did Marlin build?
Oh, you just put like turf down?
That's it?
Yeah.
What do you mean? Where?
Um, outside, uh, sitting here.
He put some shoes on.
Probably could put like a TV out there, probably could put some furniture out there, and then,
yeah, probably just stayed out there forever, seen a World Cup and ever seen a lot of football
Well, again, right now it was an upout on the wall.
Trevor, stay there in that little house.
Wait, where did Marvin go?
What? Where did Marvin go?
Oh yeah, I don't know, he put turf down.
But where?
Oh yeah, right on the outside area.
Right here, I don't see it.
Yeah, we're on the inside right now.
Well, what I was looking outside.
Well, yeah, so it's actually on the inside sitting area.
That's how you say it, you say it's on the outside,
so I was looking at the outside.
Oh, sorry, outside sitting area.
Okay, then, Dick.
Well, I did say it three times.
didn't and I just got like it was like it's like sometimes when I talk to you it's like
why do I even talk cuz you just ask the same question three seconds later I'm
just seeing it like that ass here is you can go back to Milwaukee I don't
actually like to walkie I'll just not you'll cry no I definitely would
yeah this is genuinely if you fired me and took all my money sending back to
walking there's a zero percent chance I'll cry I already peaked I already got to
I don't care.
Okay.
This might be the worst shit I've ever seen.
Holy negativity!
I don't know, camera talk is much fun.
Okay?
Eee, bro.
So Marlin took a part in this.
He took apart the couch.
Left it out completely.
Didn't even put the stuff down under the turf to keep it down.
It's not even a line right here.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
left out completely.
Didn't even put the stuff down under the turf to keep it down.
It's not even a line right.
Maas!
Is it a good turf really?
Yeah, it feels good as fuck on your feet.
It's pretty nice, yeah.
So, do you want to add to this, or do we add to the backyard?
Both.
We have a literal fucking iPad on the wall.
Is this, wait, what the fuck is this?
Fireplace?
Where does it work?
Okay, we have someone smoking, it looks to be SIGs out here, um, yep, that's like a cigarette.
Uh, but it looks pretty nice, bro.
Chad, what do you think, outside area?
Or do we do this spot?
Cause we could do this spot bro, but like the couch, this is like an iffy couch, look at this bro.
Thank you, I was just gonna buy a new one.
That's all you had written down.
They're saying this.
Oh, okay, I got it. So I'll just spend $15,000.
It's not bad at all. It's not a bad spot at all.
It's actually not a bad spot.
I kinda like it, but it's like missing something.
Wait, is this extra turf?
Should I put this on my balcony?
What is this work or no?
Well, I don't get to do this. What turf is this? Is this not grass?
What is this? What material is this? You know?
Yo.
Sorry, I said I was talking too much. No, no, no, no.
See, when you were talking too much and I said you were talking too much, you kept going, but now you want to stop.
Yeah, because I had to stop because you said I was talking too much.
No, you were talking too much and then you just kept talking.
What did you just say?
No, you didn't actually. You kept talking.
talking. No, yeah. No, you didn't. I kept talking because I got a point across. No,
you kept going after that. Then you mentioned my call was done. No, you added answer after.
And then when I asked you a question, that's when you don't answer. Well, I answered you.
You just had to make sure that you actually wanted me to answer. No, I asked you two times. You didn't answer this.
Well, yeah, I had to make sure you wanted me to answer. But you really didn't, because you haven't
answered it yet. So now you're just talking. I don't know what it's made of. You just wanted to talk.
No, I talked because you asked me a question. No, you didn't talk. That was what I'm pointing out.
No, but then you asked me again.
No, please, please.
I pointed out how you didn't talk,
and that's what made you go on a rant about not talking.
Well, yeah, that was just...
You could have just answered the question, but it said you didn't.
Well, yeah, I don't know.
Now you're talking too much.
You can probably look it up on like...
Crock.
You can probably ask Marlon.
You can probably Google the creator of the...
You can probably Google the creator of the...
You can Google?
You're a fucking kick-a-boxer!
You have a job!
It's my fault, bro!
Move, Keyroom Jackets!
I really like how morons keep the castles in the brain, hot sun.
It has a character, so I'm going to ask what this is too, baby.
Why is there one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight bottles of baby oil?
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten bottles of baby wash.
Your castle sold four of these.
You want to sell the ants at the thunder?
What?
You want to sell the ants at the thunder?
This is really nice.
That's really nice.
That's really nice.
That's actually so fun to keep.
I'm going to be bringing tomorrow in this room.
Kind of just like stop stuff.
This is really nice.
Are there any ants by distractions?
No.
So, why do we have ants in our house?
Why is my name there?
Alright, well, while we wait for it to happen, let's go set this up for Burger.
Let's go, kid.
I'm a runaway!
I'm a runaway!
Cause you!
He didn't even have to rate what he did for life.
Why not?
I'll just do him.
You know what Jayden Brunson texted me?
What'd he say?
He said, you know, we're all watching your shit for a long time.
He's like, keep up the good work.
He's like, I'm a 50 months up.
That's nice of him dude.
Alright ya.
Burger!
Jack, it's been a cab all you wanted?
That's fine.
Excuse me, burger.
Alright.
Yeah, now the back is looking nice.
Yeah.
Hold on.
Oh yeah, now look how much better this looks.
Right?
Does it look so much better?
I just got to take this fucking garbage store link out that didn't work that attracted like a thousand amps
I want to do a stream bro, and let me know if you agree
Um, basically what we are gonna do is I want to power wash the whole house
Yeah, be lit like you know how like power wash simulator like it's just like power wash
What if we put a gopro on the power wash and we just power wash the whole fucking house
like power wash simulator yes very nice now the question is how dangerous is a
power wash I heard you could chop off your fingers okay now right at one
through ten how is my how is the back we should be contractors like bro do you
see this shit but we should dead ass be contractors like this is like
innovating game bro like a fucking fucking candy man fucking candy canes the
perks you know what I'm referencing or no no it's Drake's been he just now here
now we now we ask our customer if it's good or not
Come on out, Burger.
Come on.
Come on, Burger.
Come on, Burger.
Come on, Burger.
Come on, Burger.
Just...
Alright, so he just told me he's...
Are you swinging at me?
Are you fucking with me?
Come on, Burger.
Okay, hey, you be nice to the camera. All right, we're not gonna fuck with you no more. Okay, just just chill
Fucking damn it, bro
Rose I'm not a burger just gets in the way bro when he's doing sleep time, bro
No, I'm not a fucking I don't beat my cat. No, I don't do that type of shit
That right?
Did he just go live or two ready?
With the enemy though for real. I think we do buy TV
TV outdoor furniture how much is like an expensive TV costs that's like wide
Bro, I'm glad it's a lot. We went the other day
We're talking about a lot to me. Well, honestly, it's a lot of girls 1500 for a TV. That's a lot, bro
You know anything over a band that's expensive
What if we find that's like we're looking at like what about three TVs that like 40 inches and put them together
Probably because more we were looking at like a hundred and like 85 inches
well bro if you're outside and you're in the pool and you want to watch the game
how big of a TV is that? it's pretty big it's always fucking huge
it's pretty good son
bro I don't have any socks bro
but yeah I think well like it's easy to be used for like every single sports game
can you feel me in these smell?
smell fine bro
if yours just come on in and just slide your face
I'd probably have a fucking fungus growing on my cheek
bro that's the cat
Is that cat you know, oh yeah, I said you bro like recently you know like the final gaps over you had little Peter
I'd have it on my cheek
Kind of a little raw on my cheek, but you know it's crazy. I busted recently
I hit my face with it. I
Swear I was the I happened again. I was like laying down and it was like mid-stroke. It's what all of my face
What's the longest you've gone without nothing probably today
Are you serious?
They're probably dead, bro.
I'm on a like, 22 year streak.
Bro Chad, does anyone know that feeling when you just like,
you don't bust for a while?
Shout out to all the men in the chat.
Ladies, just close your ears for a second.
And then you just bust one.
And then it's like, bro, it's like a super fungus.
It's like, it shoots out and it's like hard as a rock.
Like little bits of it.
And like sometimes it shoots like across the board.
Like it's like, it's legendary, bro.
It's fucking legendary.
I need to get some shoes.
I'm telling you!
I need some classics out.
They're just from the Subway Fog.
It's something like tying my shoes.
Ever just do that when you just don't want to tie your shoes?
All the time, bro.
Ask the bar in the auto.
You look so good today.
Thank you, bro.
Bro, you saw the TikTok?
You saw it, right?
All the girls chasing me?
So what they gotta say now like dead ass what are they gonna say now?
I'm sure the girls were above age bro. Well, I kind of look like a toy for Thanos to be sure it's
You know what I've noticed I can't go out of this I look fat in this
The shirt like dead ass makes me look fat
Yeah, this will work well.
I look good.
I look good today.
I said don't I look good today.
I said you don't look good today.
You guys say you don't look good today.
Yeah, I said that was good today.
Yeah, I said that was good today.
Say that was good today, bro.
Oh, shit, that was good, bro.
That was good today, big?
Look, you're a good hurry, bro. It's good.
Oh, thank you.
But I look fat in this, too.
Yeah, whatever.
Adapt!
Daddy!
This house is so empty.
Where's everybody?
Everybody races in the Hamas. Jason's exploring football. He's exploring every team.
Marlon is...is he with him? Yeah. Who else? So he's gone.
Wait! This guy is from the...
He's from the time, right, no, let's go, right Sam?
Hey.
Hey, how'd you get in here?
You left your Nora locked.
Oh, your TV.
Yeah.
I can see them tight.
That's the fog right there.
Separates.
Dot, dot, dot.
Oh, he's from Separates.
I thought he was from the Loki show.
Who am I thinking of?
He's from Separates.
This is fire. I see a Keck walk on TV. It's good tech, right?
This is I need one of these bro. Yeah, that's the flock you might have someone who's in a two-year some call me a fat ass
Ron fuck you first time chatter. Okay. That's nice
Ron you're a piece of bacteria. It's not very cool
fat Ron low
I've been locked in the gym, I'm not gonna lie.
Yo, I've heard that since I was in Brawlgwang, you said that, man.
No, you said that.
Yo, bro, are you ready to fucking get to it?
I'm trying to think of what to put in the backyard.
Yeah, we need to renovate.
Let me finish watching this trailer real quick.
Okay, I'll just wait outside.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dude, there's guys a bunch of fucking toys everywhere.
Yeah, that, that, that.
Yeah, appreciate that, appreciate that, but
appreciate to hold it down for a while.
Yeah, it looks that way, I thought.
You think I look fat?
My dead ass, you think I look fat?
For now?
Wait, what?
What do you mean for now?
Well, you're going to the gym, right?
Yeah.
So, soon your belly's not going to look fat.
You think it looks fat, right?
Yes.
Are you serious? You actually think I look fat?
Like a lot.
Like, when I look at you and close on,
no, I don't think you look fat.
I need to get a big stomach, yeah.
What if I have bacteria built up in my stomach?
It's not.
Like, I don't, because my thing is, I don't.
Everyone's probably gonna say this.
Yeah, but chat, why don't I lose
what I got a missed call from Pepsi?
Oh, no, I'm an L.
Oh, no.
Oh.
Oh.
At least you got one.
Hey, Beth.
Dude, I'm live right now.
What you doing?
Yeah, bro, wait, maybe maybe we'll open them
Maybe we'll open Bob's together again, maybe some minions
Right now we're gonna try to renovate the backyard. We were gonna build
a diving board but then we realized wow none of us know how to do that without you so you
think I can go to diving board I have no clue how to go to diving board you know like you know
you know like a watchtower and rust yeah bro so you want me to build a one by one and then maybe
like a little bit of a search tower added onto it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They're just a watch tower from Rust,
but instead of like a mini house on top, just a platform.
You can do that.
I've seen my ever gonna see you again.
Nah, I think I'm good.
Just kidding, man.
I'm a super.
I miss the taste of you also
All right, well, maybe I'll see you soon
What
What do you mean you're gonna
You guys come into the house
So if you could like, let him off in like an hour or two and it'd be fire.
So you want me to let him off to hang out with you?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Some type of like joke, like what's going on here man?
That's just funny? Giggle shits?
No.
Yeah, he's a big fucking giggle, you got a camera?
Yeah, bro, he's just like, he's a giggle monster, bro.
actually just like I got a fucking tickle you right now
No, I don't actually
There's a better option there's a lot better option
So just not do that.
Stop!
I don't like it!
Alright guys bro.
I guess in the meantime I'll just...
I'm gonna hold down the house for you, okay?
Yeah, hold it down there.
Pull it on over there.
Alright bro, well...
I miss the taste of you and I miss seeing you.
Alright, man.
Alright, maybe Bob's in here.
Oh, now we have to just wait for it to end, bruh.
Tell me, bruh.
Tell me what's fucking the life, bruh.
Gary, now I know I was wrong, I messed up, and now you're gone.
Wah, wah, wah.
More than a pack, you're mad at me.
Where's the bag?
Like, he's like, what is he playing with toys still?
Like come on bro enough of that toys
$100,000 TV go get it. What are they talking about?
What in what world is a TV worth a hundred thousand dollars?
I'm not gonna lie about the game on the next even weird day
I literally felt like I was like courtside like walking around in the court
and that's when I was going to that's your mid-range.
That's cat.
There's a hundred thousand dollars in it.
Yeah, Jesus. And the guy at the worker was like, you think that's bad? It's on sale right now.
He was like, that's the silver price.
How much is it usually?
I don't know.
But what makes it $100,000?
Can I taste the players?
I couldn't use it for you to say it.
Really?
It was like, I was like,
it's like when you walk past the TV,
you walk out of the door and you're like stuck watching.
Someone's got on sticky.
Yeah, but like I'm saying, like,
if I'm next to the players on the bench,
can I feel them?
Like is it like a 4D TV?
Like what does it do?
What's so special about it?
Yeah.
Is it a TV for Thanos?
So, is Gilbert even here?
No.
Is there anybody that comes to this house anymore?
Yeah, Gilbert comes over here.
I'm seeing it. Where is everyone?
Chad, what day is like Marlin and Jason coming back?
Did they say?
Are they just never coming back?
I don't know until we come back to the matter, Eddie.
Are they just on a world tour right now?
Hey, Mark.
Hey, I'm on the sign.
I'm live right now.
Yo, what day are you back?
I mean, I'm gonna keep that bump all right now me, you and Jason, we're trying to roll
and go to World Cup games man, back and forth, back and forth over the past month.
Yeah.
Oh, you're all together.
Are you guys gonna ever come back?
Oh, probably not for like two months.
Well, we're going on a road trip, but I'm on a road trip man, Texas, Almington, New
York, Jersey, Houston, you know, I never even been to a World Cup game.
So that was a tight little talking who was that
I mean I just never been to a World Cup game bro damn it's for me to go buy my ticket or something
or shipping my ticket damn Yodo got like extras and shit
oh extras and shit I mean I could check it out I got to check my same mission as Yodo
damn bro alright man well I guess I'll see you guys another day I mean okay
Okay, um, listen, I'm gonna take, I'm gonna take only one more solo to death, okay?
I'm gonna take you to one, I'll just take James to you, you want two cells to one?
Fuckin' after you, uh, uh, and, uh, yeah, I'm gonna make sure you, you use the key for this
Yeah, I'm gonna take you to Sweden, that's for you to miss
Oh, yeah, oh, just a minute, oh, oh, god, I don't want to do the TV over again, I mean, just, hey, oh, oh, oh
Damn, Jason, you know a lot about the Swedish players, don't you?
I know I know one player, but that's why I'm not going to the Shetshred again
Who's your favorite team Jason?
All right, bro, I'm gonna let y'all go on your date, bro. I'll just catch you
Don't be one just a factory fucking hate that they support this
I don't even care, you know why bro because
Marlon got chopped, Jason's a lot of blups of whore, and Yugi is just perma-topped.
There's not even a surgery out there that would save his face.
So was it dapped?
Like, is he doing like a meme greet in his room?
What are you doing?
Hey dude.
You told me to wait outside.
Yeah, I'm waiting for my cameraman too.
Oh, where's he at?
Uh, he's on the way to work.
What?
He should be here pretty soon.
Oh, where's he at?
Uh, he's on the way to work.
What?
He should be here pretty soon.
Can we talk about what we're doing in the backyard again?
Backyard again?
That's a great shot.
I came out when he was like 19.
What do you know about my shoe, right?
What?
You know the Swordsy car?
Oh, put the toys down and cut out of here.
They aren't toys.
These are tanky.
Oh, your boy's here!
What are you eating?
Uh, this is no ice.
What is it?
No ice.
Can I try it?
Can you try it? You're going to put me on it.
You try it.
I've never eaten it. I want to try it.
You can have this. You know what? I have this already.
What is this?
You've never had it before?
What is this?
bro what the fuck is this
I'm gonna be honest with you, bro. I'm on a seafood diet now. I see food, I eat it.
Why did that just come off the floor?
You just have to be a caring bro. Fine, I'll clean up my mess.
You're kind of dusty today, aren't you getting your crevices
Can they see me?
Yo, what is it they're talking about?
Yo!
This guy's like an actual fucking joke.
So let's talk about what we think what do you put in the backyard going over this with my team of experts here at the block
We have some interior designers, and we were thinking
Gilly can help already. I know one thing that we need to get it comes up tomorrow. Oh, what is it, bro?
What do we need to get so basically supreme is coming out with this big like 16-foot?
floaty
Great really? Yeah, so we need to get that. So you want to camp out and
production can you switch again?
I'm gonna be clicking it.
Pre-chasing quick.
Full production.
You don't even have connection on your screen.
You're doing a new trick shot of me.
I don't have mine back.
Okay.
Yo, so what are we doing?
Or what are we getting?
I don't know. Let's go look. I think we should make a list of
Just, we definitely need seeds, like some sort of seed arrangement.
Seeds?
Uh, who?
To, like, dunk.
We already have a backyard whoop.
No, like, whoop to Dunkin.
My friend here.
Dunkin?
I love Dunkin.
Don't mess with me today.
Yo, we should stop and get food somewhere, though.
Like, I'm not kidding.
A Kenya combo, it might be a necessity.
Okay, uh, I'm too far.
Oh.
What?
Why not?
Why don't I work at Pro-T-Ball?
No, it's not gonna work now.
He hit the abs circuit with me.
He hit the abs right there.
Oh, God, I didn't want.
He's locked up.
What abs circuit did you hit?
The shit that you did.
I don't know.
You, like, take the weight a little bit above your head
and then do, like, sit-ups.
I mean, you do, like, some shit where you raise your legs.
There's leg legs.
And you do, like, the plank shit.
The Russian twist.
And the Russian twist.
The plank.
The fall-holding shit.
All right, bro.
Everyone in the stable would say it wrong.
You really want them to do abs circuit later on straight.
I have a whole trainer for that.
Oh
No, can I have a question can you turn this it off like I'm serious it's so fucking bright
Can you turn this side off? Oh, I agree. Yeah, it's I don't like being out here
where you have to squint to like look at people. You know what I mean? It's not ideal.
Anyways. Ooh, a little chili. It feels nice though. I think we put right there a
basketball or right there. We need... No, but the problem is...
You're not, you're not listening. The problem is this is ugly. Yeah. Right? So
fuck my toothpick. Why is there yellow on the bottom of your socks? Do you nut in
your socks. No this is the yellow like the toe. It's called gold toe. Gold toe. Gold toe.
I used to have white socks like that that have yellow on the front. I used to nut
in it. And if you do it enough time, you have to like seven times. Stop! Stop! Stop that
story. That's a real thing. No. You know what I'm talking about? It's like if you nut in
a sock too many times, it'll get crusty and yellow. Of course. I thought we were talking
about the backyard. Anyways. I would say we need lights for the trees. We don't have
any lights. Like some like, you know, just some cute shit. Maybe around the pool. Maybe
like LED some type of lighting some type of beautiful lighting maybe like a big
screen TV maybe you can get out for a big screen and then maybe like umbrellas
you know the big boy umbrellas yeah like I see an arrangement somewhere like
here should be no fuck that it should be like around the pool so you just tell
what if we put like it right here and the umbrella was in the corner don't
people do that where it's like happy and the pool sit yeah where do you buy
We get umbrellas at an umbrella store.
Don't they make a projector?
We need shade.
We definitely...
I know Papa Rug would be ideal for this,
but listen, this is me and Ron's project.
I'm confident we can do anything.
I'm confident we can do anything we put our mind to.
When have I ever failed on an idea?
There's never been a time where I've done that
and I've been like, wow, you know what?
This was a fucking failure.
No, not today.
That's not happening.
Is that true?
A gazebo would be calm.
You can buy those at Home Depot.
Where would we put it? Like, way out here?
Oh, bro. See, the thing is, everyone tries stuff.
If you put it out there, it's going to look like we're trying too hard.
Bro, we put it right here and we just compact the area so it looks like we do more than what we did.
What? I feel like we have a big enough backyard. We got to spread it out.
We should put, like, house pads everywhere, like...
Ooh, jump pads.
Yeah, like a launch pad right here would be fucking...
How many meters is that? Is that 65 you think?
what about like at resort you know how they have the lawn chair if I could put one here
one here one here little tables next to them so like people could lay in tan by the fool
a shade that a lawn mower and we sit on it the one that you sit on the door
the grass isn't growing over here it's because lacy ran in it
it what yeah wait what the fuck what do you do when it was when it was still like drying here
like ran through the grass so then i made holes in that small ground
Biggest footprints off wait wait these from forensic standpoint. This doesn't make it exist
Where do you go to the track start there?
I'm not kidding. I don't know
Scotty boy hold on
25 gifted
Let's let's make a list. Okay, so I think
Three like those like beds like tanny. Is that what they're called?
Like I got like nice resorts you like sit on them and then like that patting and a little table, right?
That that will definitely be a vibe. Yeah, so that could be here. Wait, why don't we just repaint the whole house?
Like how hard would it be to repaint this whole house?
really hard yeah why why I mean I don't know why actually because it's big and we
would need a lot of paint what do you guys think huh you two fellas what do
you think is a main priority here TV TV area to chill maybe you go to home a
deep pot yeah get some big brothers they've got some good shit there they
Yeah
Yeah
The fuck was that the tree bit me
You can either do like
I guess there is.
Ooh, okay.
There's an outlet outside.
Or, or, maybe put a solar panel down.
Just buy one.
Okay.
Uh, that works.
We can, we can just rotate one of the ones from over there.
Ooh, we can tend to get it.
I like that, though.
Wrapping lights on these three trees.
Beds for these.
See, this will look fucking shadings.
Will look beautiful.
Yeah, it already looks way better without the fence, Chad.
Like the fence actually made it look like
What do we put a hut out here? We invite viewers to like VR assistance like we build like a two-by-two
No, hot
The chairs are closer to the pool and then back here. It's like chair umbrella
Like so it's like more of like an established
Like you know how like at the resort. It's like the ones next to the pool are covered
And then the ones making sense to explain it
Explain it in retard terms to me
Okay, so you're on umbrella duty chair duty. I'm gonna get TV duty. That's gonna be already have a TV
Oh, yeah, you don't want to get a hot pad though. We definitely need a better TV than that
You guys can do this. Yeah, I should control. Okay, so you're gonna get a TV. I was gonna get a TV
Lights
Okay, wait for the lights though. Okay, there's two lights
You can do like the corona commercial or it's like Christmas lights or you could do like rope lights along all
I think rope lights is like a vibe. I think they both are and then we could rope it to that house
It'll look kind of
Especially along the other two you also like get oil for a desk body. Oh, yeah, we definitely need that
Adopt your what happens? Okay?
So I'm gonna get TV. I'm gonna get the lights
What else you think do I need to get like a lot? Okay?
It could be a thing where you like you're getting that you're getting your thing adapts
But there also might be shit at the store as you're going to you have a best buys
It's so limited so then I might have to go to home. Yeah, that's the store. We got the flowers from they have really good
I'd be a furniture
Told you I told you Tiki torches come those are hard
Wait, the thing with Calabasas. I don't know if we could actually
Wait what yeah, yeah
That's why they're all off like we can't use them because
That's Calabasas.
So you're trying to say we should start a fire? Like a forest fire?
No.
That sounds like it's falling. That sounds like it's falling out of the sky.
Where is it?
Far over there. Like really far. It's a little prepared with the color of the flame.
It's falling out of the sky?
I don't know.
Fuck it.
You know we live right next to a military base?
I don't know.
Every morning there's sometimes jets that fly by.
They're very high risk for that, but it would look cool.
OK, so you're going to go to Best Buy.
What's on your list to get?
TV, lights.
What else, Liz?
TV, lights.
TV, lights.
Maybe like, extension cords.
Ooh, some extension cords.
Extension cords.
Speakers for the TV.
Soundbar.
Soundbar.
Soundbar, speaker, surround system.
Surround the same corner, but for each corner.
So it feels like we're atroling all the time.
Literally as much DLC and tech as you can get
One other thing, you can't like shit too just throw in the pool like little shit
Like a floaty in a new one?
Like a PS3?
Yeah, like a 16.
Ooh, we could just start throwing shit in the pool
Oh PS3, yeah, grab a PS3
You know what, I'll just have the chat help me when we get there
Okay
It's important for you, dude, we need like, how many umbrellas do you think?
We need big ones
I like three or four
No, we need more, little kids
You're gonna put over there
There should be one in that corner, like in the pool.
There should be one in the pool and then one out of the pool.
I feel like our diameter here is like from that pool,
like from that side to like this tree.
Like we'll put the TV here.
We'll put the TV here.
Like a big thing, a big umbrella here.
Maybe umbrella each corner type of vibe.
Yeah, and the TV should get something that we could roll in.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna see if they have like some, you know,
Karen, you know, like from the uh,
Something like to cover it. Yeah, yeah, no, we just slide it underneath the umbrellas
I'm saying bro. That's not gonna. They're saying zipline and popcorn machine. Oh popcorn machine
They see fat-ass probably has that zipline. I don't know. We're gonna have to wait for another day. Yeah
Yeah, and then all do all my speakers. I'll get the core
the botany and
the shading
Well, I might need to use Lacey Cybertruck
Yeah, I was gonna say I
We're gonna one of us should yeah, I think whoever gets like the most umbrellas in the chair should
Is like one big item
Yeah, we'll take the cyber truck. You gotta ask Lacey
Yeah, let's call him on some some sentimental shit. Just hit him on some shit like yo, bro
Like Ron's gonna die soon
I mean he said yesterday
It's already bright, bro. Like first like imagine we just had like we should invest
Unlike in like a humongous umbrella that goes across the whole house
So we're going building the biggest umbrella
Yes
All right, shall we I like this all right, so and I hope depot brother. It's really frisky. You know, maybe get a gazebo
They sell it
Yeah, we're thinking at least one
It could it would be worth it like having that off in the distance and be a little vibe. All right
You ready? You know what you need to do, right? If you do get a gazebo
You might put you like stones in the ground or like we'll make a little walkway to walk to it
I think that's one of those things though. You have to or like I can't
Swap out the store. I was eboned the car. Are you sure? Yeah
I mean shit, maybe all right, you're on tech. I'm on
Decor. Let's fucking get it. Alright. Soon.
Why are you walking slow?
Okay. TV here. Speaker there. Speaker here. Two speakers, yeah?
Still be super loud.
Yeah, we're gonna be in the pool watching the game.
Maybe a little Apple TV with it?
So, can we turn off the sun though?
What is that?
What is that?
Oh, he's so sexy.
It's a stream.
It's so much nicer being on the fucking sun.
Like, I don't know, bro.
Is this a big enough TV?
Fuck no.
Yeah, it's like a little baby-ass TV, right?
But can you take this apart, chef?
Can I take this off?
And we put a new TV, see?
Like, I don't know if it'll fit.
This is a good little roly-poly type of body, huh?
Why is there handcuffs right there?
Like, what is with this shit?
No get a projector?
Wait, what's better, projector or TV?
Because the only thing is, if you get a projector, it only works at night.
Oh yeah, I think so. Like it would work way better right now.
We'll have to go see it, check it out.
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No, but like, okay, I'm lowering the music, because I'm like actually asking you, seriously.
Have you noticed something?
No, seriously.
I'm not trolling.
Have you not noticed, and the chat probably notices
that my voice got deeper because of my nose congested?
Like, you know-
I don't even know what I haven't noticed.
You don't hear the difference?
Does anyone know what I'm talking about though?
Like, you don't hear the difference in my voice?
I'm not, if you're being serious,
like I'm not laughing at you,
but I'm only laughing because I just don't know
if you're being serious because I haven't noticed it.
No, but I'm serious.
Do you not notice how my voice,
look at a VOD from like four months ago,
compared to now?
I don't know what happened.
Bro, I've... I'm congested for the last like five months.
That I have seen, that I noticed.
Like that I know you've literally been spitting out and sucking up trash.
Yeah, but why? What is that?
Um... you can do like...
It's like shit you can order that like cleans it, but it's for like...
I don't know, at least like...
Seen the advertised as like for people who smoke.
Like I'm sure you can like do some shit to clean up.
Wait, can I be like deficient in vitamins? I don't take vitamins anymore.
Yeah, you also should drink more water.
Well, I don't drink any water.
Like, at all.
Water is probably, like, the best thing you could drink.
And then take, like, multiline, man, take some shit in the morning.
I just stopped drinking water, bro.
I don't know why I don't like it.
Like, I don't know how to explain it.
When I drink water now, I gag.
It's over, bro.
I'm confused. I think my body's rejecting it.
It's shocking.
I really did think about killing myself recently.
I believe it.
It's a thing about, bro.
I was like really like out of it. I was like bro. I just feel sick always like I feel like a monster
Like I don't know how to describe it. How's the TV gonna fit in this car? I just thought about this
Yeah
Can they Uber XL it
If you ever feel like killing yourself
Don't do it wait, can I tape it to the roof of the car?
technically yeah they probably would they damage it I don't really do it
though so maybe not what if the TVs are too expensive there bro I'm not gonna lie
like don't tell me aren't TVs like cheap nowadays not cheap but like way
cheaper than what they used to be I think it's the office say what a lot of
knocking so I'm on expensive duty not should be pretty fair though umbrella
No, I could adapt I feel he's getting more shit. It's gonna be pretty expensive
Boy, this will come out of the core of Peter on W. Yes. Oh, that's it. That's it's been going viral to
Really yesterday when we're playing I can see I say was way calmer. I should have
I'm noticing people saying by the hundred KTV what hundred KTV brother. What is this like Joe?
They're not a joke
So should I buy it
Nightly patreon streams watching one episode on my new TV until I pay it off
You know what's crazy, I thought about this like, bro I know the chat loves me so much,
like if I were to buy like a car right now, like if I did streamers it's called like
not ending till I pay off my car, but they would all give the subs to get us to that
goal.
Like who's with me, chat?
Julie is watching.
Yeah, Julie are you still watching with that 500 gifted earlier?
Thank you.
Bro, I'm not kidding, please, I'm gonna throw up.
You gotta drink water, bro.
Do that matter yeah, whatever I feel like nauseous or like randomly start gagging, but you know what it might be
It's cuz I when I wake up. I open my phone for three hours and I scroll
Is it yeah, it's trying to get updated all the newest brain rock for the day
Well, that's what I do. Yeah, I stop and get water
Is that even a gay station is a gay station
One water for the matter, please.
Here, you know I'm gonna do some tech right now.
So instead of finding a parking spot,
I'm just gonna park next to the gas.
So it looks like I'm getting gas, but I'm actually not.
That's actually how they get you.
Do you wanna come in with the camera
or do you just wanna?
I do.
I mean, I'll be like 45 seconds.
Do you wanna just talk to them?
I can wait.
All right, just talk to the camera.
Just flip it on you, yeah?
Anything, hey listen, if anybody comes here, just...
Shh.
Okay, let me pull up the trap.
Yo, guys.
Can you guys hear me?
Let's see if everyone is being very nice.
Bro!
I like sun.
Look how flat my hair is, bro.
I didn't put nothing in my hair today, bro.
I didn't get a haircut, no.
Bro, can you guys type like a good idea that we should get, bro?
There's no one they have a fucking construction going on at this gas station bro get a pet
be. Junko SSG. Socrinet. That's a big-ass pimple. I know. It's looking
frying my shit, bro. On God, I think it's because I had a little bit of
candy, bro. I tried to eat sugar, bro, and I instantly get a pimple. It's like,
come on, dude. OLED TV. Socrinets? That's actually good. Socrinets will hit.
Bro, I ate a fucking I ate a fucking cinnamon toast crunch bar, bro. Like on the breakfast bars, bro
Don't touch it. I know I know I really don't says I don't wash my face
I'll posture I know I'm sitting like a fucking hunch right now, bro. I'm sitting like a fucking hunt. Oh, they didn't have any water
What'd you call?
I got two drinks. That's the next the next best thing bro if I water yeah peak and then aloe vera also
Wait, but they didn't have any water. Just realized bro. You just go get water. You actually have him not getting
If I didn't actually think about what you just said
They don't have water
I was working there. I was like, yeah, bro. Do you have any water and he's a water?
No. No bar.
I don't have water.
No, that's not what I was saying.
So he told me get this shit. He said it's really good for you.
He said I don't rejuice you up.
That is not water.
You know what I ordered?
This literally says ingredients, purified water,
sugar, aloe vera gel,
artificial flavor,
citric acid, calcium.
Wow, I need that. Lactate.
Wow. Sodium citrate.
Vitamin C to retain freshness!
Sugar's not bad if you do it in a good dose.
Yeah, but it's not like...
Yeah, nothing's bad if you do it in a good dose.
Yeah, exactly. This is not a bad dose.
Yeah, but...
But what? What? What? What?
You're gonna just decry the chat? What?
I don't even have the chat open.
No, but I'm saying like you're just agreeing with them, right?
You're just calling me like...
I don't even have the chat open.
All I said is you should just get on regular water, bro.
So what's in this? What's the first ingredient you think?
fucking not regular water bro purified water yeah what's the water is in like a
shit-time stuff oh really let's check out what this one's got it's vitamin water
reverse osmosis water what the fuck is osmosis water and why is it reversing
you should give body armors those have a shit ton of potassium those are good for
you those will make your face skinny this coconut water is gross as fuck I
I'd like throw up when I drink.
Told you bro, look. Oh my god.
Yeah, no water. I told you bro.
No water but pit vipers enabled?
Yo, so I'm confused. Where is my fucking car at? Are we just in space?
Looks like we're using Google Maps.
That's fucking annoying.
I hate it. I hate our job, bro.
I actually fucking hate our job.
Can you get the vipers?
Alright.
Am I even kidding?
I'm about to do like this crazy exit if you want to do it with me you're doing an exit
Yes, I'm gonna drop a coin in my chat. I'm gonna tell them like yo guys
This is the new shit blah blah blah, and then they're just all gonna buy it and then I'm done
I'm leaving the internet. I'm actually leaving. I'm actually done. Okay, but you gotta like actually
Coin is to I think we do course or your course courses. Yeah course is over saturated
Yeah, anytime someone sees a coin now. They just think oh coin scam like no people aren't actually smart enough to like
You know go out there and buy if we do course and we make it like affordable for people who have fucking nine to five
Oh my god, nine to five nine to five nine to five nine to five matrix matrix matrix
Routers, Routers!
Take, take a break.
Alright, I'll mute it.
Yo guys!
I'm about to drop this course and it's gonna teach y'all how to get rich, okay?
I've been seeing the comments everyone's like yo Ron we love your lifestyle. We love your cars
We love your life. We love you. You're a good-looking dude. How do you get fit? What not? So I'm about to drop a course
Fought it's a very affordable. There's three tiers
The tier where basically you just join the discord. You're in the community five hundred dollars
The second tier is fifteen hundred dollars and basically you'll get one-on-one coaching sessions with me once a year
And then the third tier is $5,000 a month and
Basically, what it will do is I'll have weekly teaching sessions with you and I'll teach you how to you know make some money
5,000 is not even bad, bro. That's a great deal. Like if you think about it, bro
Like what would you rather have? Would you rather have dinner or $5,000?
literally the data was stable at auto or give him $5,000 and learn from him
he's all with the long game don't worry about losing like don't think about like
oh if I buy this it's gonna be minus five thousand think about what can I learn
yeah like what can I learn like you're from now that minus five thousand is
gonna be fucking quilly minus like fifty thousand I'm about to drop a course
dead ass I'm not a drop one
Is this a garage sale?
This Saturday?
Oh, that's Leeds.
Yep.
There you go.
Don't worry, you can see it perfectly right now.
Garage sale.
Can you show stream this?
And it's my girlfriend's, I leave the, let's see what it is.
It's probably going to be hilarious.
I'm not going to lie.
I just know it.
Hold on, bro.
Let me just park the car.
I'm about to hit her back on something like that, so funny I'm just trying to fuck her.
Let me leave a, you know, a text and drive.
Let me just leave an audio, yeah?
Ha ha ha! That shit is so funny.
I'm not even kidding. That shit made me laugh so hard.
The whole chat was giggling.
You're just so cool and funny and cute.
Um, text me later, off stream.
That's really good, actually.
Maybe I'll get to have sex.
I'm just trying to hold it into that funny ass video, bro.
Oh my god, they're doing a lemonade stand.
Oh my god.
Wait, are they?
They're doing a lemonade stand?
I might even try to get back today.
I'm not going to lie.
We're going to blow back on the TV.
Yeah, I'm not going to lie.
Fuck, give me back.
Let's get this guy hustled just like we are.
Get back today, I'm not gonna lie.
We're gonna blow back on the TV, but fuck it, we're back.
Let's get to the hospital just like we are.
Oh my gosh, I should talk about my course.
Oh my god, you guys sick of selling fucking lemonade?
I'm sick of being in the hot sun.
Oh, she hardened my message.
9 to 5, 9 to 5, 9 to 5, 9 to 5, rat race, rat race, rat race, rat race.
Do you guys want to escape the matrix?
You know what's crazy?
Andrew Tate, deadass, made a bag off finesse and people like that.
It made me realize that he was like the first core seller.
Like how much money do you think he generally created?
Like it had to be like hundreds of millions, no?
Yeah.
Like that is nuts.
He created like a whole like-
Like he became- he was first core seller.
You just didn't put on your blinker and you didn't know you turn
He created like a whole like pyramid skier
Yeah, but I was thinking like he created like a whole like personality like you can tell stuff like back then you could tell the way someone was acting when they're
In andretain doing it. Yeah, like he created like a whole species, bro
He looked he had it in his palm for a second. Yeah, he made too much money like he had to made hundreds of millions of dollars
well I'm stuck over here bro fucking working hard as fuck talking about
Keck wasn't shit like Keck walks and offline chats like bro my life is like
it's not as fun as it seems chat well he had to do is say like fuck women in top
cheat yeah people just ruling buying this course yeah like that's actually
insane that was a thousand interesting time you play Chester they didn't
Awesome pretty sure I'm ever seen that ever in sniff this seed. Oh my gosh. I watched that stream
We'll remember the podcast with Angel Tate eight in the most polos and XQC classic
You know who I miss watching I miss watching like train raw and twitch like play video games train is hilarious
Just like everywhere
That's another pyramid scheme. I'm not going to talk about it too much on stream because I know they might be watching but
I'm telling you there's a I'm telling you there's a fake homeless association near us. Don't believe me. I'm telling you I
Don't know how
But I be seeing homeless people that are very very very cleaned up and
They they're new outfits every day on the same corner
I saw that one back near the air one. I exposed them and they all left you know that I
Swear to God I talked about it on stream how there was like a homeless couple like with their kid like oh we need food whatever
Then they hopped into a fucking BMW. I watched it. I watched it happen
Ever since I talked about it. They haven't been on that corner. It's all I'm gonna say
Something's going on
I just took the wrong
I'll be honest with you cool. Yeah, Google Maps can suck my balls, and I don't even have balls
But I got neutered when I was 14. Yes
It's about my dad
Oh.
It's left here, it's left here, it's left here.
My Google map says it's not.
It says Owens pop.
Oh, it just teleported to the left, got it.
I'm gonna fucking say bad words.
Here, let's do the U-turn.
Good luck everybody, I turn now.
Oh my god, of course it's a fucking orange Tesla
that's just going 100 miles per hour and I couldn't.
Am I getting mugged?
What is going on?
Now that era is the worst era right now.
You know how like every like no left turns here?
What the fuck, am I on evil fucking road?
Like what is this?
I can't turn anywhere.
It's a fucking joke.
My God, damn.
That our era right now is pretty ass
Like the whole mug shit
I'm gonna be honest with you. It's like I feel like they could do better than that
Like you know, you know how like every like couple years was like a new era of just like retarded shit
Like our era is just mug. Like bro. I can't we do some like creative shit like it's kind of good
I mean, it's cool. It's okay. Yeah, I was gonna say it's good because like it's so like really trying to find the good in it
you
you
you
you
you
you
You're taking it bro.
Why did you just hit my face bro?
I'm bad Niko.
Oh my god you're the instant black eye.
Fuck the end.
Like wait, I can't bro.
I don't know where I'm going anymore bro.
This shit is like, actually, yo, I don't give a fuck!
You fat fuck, let me over!
My quarter's over, I don't give a fuck, I don't give a fuck.
God, bro.
I don't even know what he looks like, what is he?
Oh, I feel bad now. I'm sorry, sir.
A thousand years old?
Um, piece of shit.
I just...
Should I donate a thousand dollars?
I donated a thousand dollars fuck no you're gonna drive
In that hour on my quarter the level is so high right now, bro. I don't know why you know what it is like I just feel like
I'm tired of getting called like it I just want to be him
They even get out of you think enjoy your fucking
This is fucking it, bro.
It's stolen from Los Portos.
No, I'm not even getting close to the funniest dude ever.
Like...
Escura Escortura!
Escura, to Peru!
Like, how can I make $100 million?
Yo, keep.
By the way, I'm real talking, you.
How do I... How do I delete 13 terabytes of work files?
ASAP.
I don't know, we'll just figure it out like over time, like...
I don't know.
We'll probably start working on, like, we'll probably just do a little bit of those files soon, then.
Where do I buy a chainsaw?
I'm angry at this fuck.
I got an incarcerated.
What?
Wait, State Farm? I don't know, State Farm had buildings.
Bro, I thought State Farm was just like a thing.
There's a building for State Farm?
Doofus doofus doofus doofus doofus doofus doofus doofus doofus doofus doofus doofus doofus
That's good stuff.
Bro, I'm not even kidding. I need to get out of this car. I feel like killing myself right
now. Like, I feel like dead ass taking the wheel and just like fall on like just going
over everything like I'm in a dangerous mood right now like dead ass like I
don't feel like like I want to live right now it's like weird bro yeah
but I don't get it usually I'm not like this type of angry dude but like I just
want to kill you right now too though
Be sure
I don't even care anymore
What is this guy fucking doing reversing yes, just reverse the middle of the fucking tree dumbass dumbass fucking retard
I hate you. Yeah, I see nice
So
Nah. At least he isn't glossy.
Yeah, this is a fine buddy.
A fine buddy?
Buddy, calm down. Baby, calm down. Calm down.
Oh, that's a banger too, though.
How'd they even know her?
Oh my god. Wait.
What?
Would you rather have a new TV for outside or a podcast?
What's a podcast?
Nine bucks, bro! It's about nine bucks. It's about nine fucking bucks. That's what a podcast.
Would you rather have a Best Buy TV or would you rather have a...
Honestly bro, I'm feeling the best buy TV.
I'll score man, I'll score for you!
Man, I'm littering.
I just shot a Renoto and just texted me.
No fucking way, what did he say? Bro, I forgot to score a goal today.
Bro, I just shot a Renoto, I'm fucking Weapon X, I'll kill you!
Sorry, I don't know, I just, I'm off, I'm off like, bro, I'm like off drugs right now.
Like, I get a few like, I want someone to come into this building and shoot me.
Like, I'm ready, I'm ready to go out, bro, I'm on Best Vibe, bro.
Just be low-key about this. I don't know if we get that last time. Oh, that's not fun. Last time the workers came up to racing
Good morning best fine police
Fun hey, hey, hey, how y'all doing man? It's not like this best fine. It's a good box
Wet famous breath. I know we
Remember like when I push the home right here. Yeah, yeah, but you're back where right?
Yeah, that was a good clip. That was good. I liked that.
Wait, what's up bro? Like, you kind of, I don't know.
Fuck that! I need to keep it.
Wait, let's see what I'm reading.
Ronnie, home theater category.
Boss! TV.
Let's go.
Wait, wait, calm, bro.
I got something to say.
My name's Bernardo.
What?
Ronnie, Ronnie.
No, no, no, no. Like, dead ass. My name's Bernardo.
My name's Ronaldo.
That's what I'm saying.
I know, I just thought I should say that.
But your name is Ronny.
No, no, no, it's just too long to put on here, so I just...
I go by Ronny.
People can't pronounce it.
I go by Ronny.
No, my real name's Ronny, but I go by Ronaldo.
Oh, my's opposite.
My real name's Ronaldo.
I go by Ronny.
Yeah, but my name's Ronny.
But I don't spell it as or-a-n-i.
Or-a?
Or-a-n-i.
Ronny.
No, no, no, no, no.
Ronny.
Your name's Ronny.
No, this is Ronny.
No, but you said you go by Ronny.
No, but you said you go by Ronaldo.
No, I go by Ronnie.
My name's Ronaldo.
I'm not understanding this.
OK, OK.
So you go by Ronaldo.
No.
Your real name is Ronnie.
That's what I'm saying.
My name's Ronaldo.
My name's Ronaldo.
I mean, yeah, let's go to the TV.
All right, I'll go to the TV.
OK.
How are you?
Pause.
Sorry.
How big?
Yo, listen, I need a big TV to watch like football games.
Yes.
What's up?
I have one, I have the one, I got the other one.
Hold on.
This is my type of guy right here.
Bro, you get like, you know what I'm saying?
You get the money for it too.
I know you get like a little bit of a, you know, percent when you give me a sale.
These are good TV sizes.
And the bigger the bucks, the bigger the bucks.
Ooh, this one's hard.
Wait, this one's not bad?
Which means not bad, it's the best.
You can put this on a wheel though, you think?
Like something that can like roll around?
No.
That way, don't we go on walls?
Yeah.
Yeah, how much is this though?
It's on sale right now.
This is the $100,000 GB there is on sale?
There is on sale.
We could do something for like...
Oh, it's on sale for $50,000.
Yes, wait, $50,000 on sale.
Yeah, so what, why does this $100,000?
You don't see? It looks fired.
Let me play uh, let's watch some sports right? You said sports
Look at this.
Don't you hear that sound?
One second.
Don't you hear that sound?
It's just beautiful.
You don't sit right here.
You don't get it.
You sit right here.
What?
You're not.
You're not.
You're not.
You're not.
Fucking TV.
jerk me off through the screen. So let's keep moving, yeah?
All right, so now that we've gotten back. I need one on wheels. Okay, okay. One that can be moved,
so I'm gonna put it above the pool. Above the pool. Like, we're gonna put it in front of-
There's one, so it's going outside. Yes. All right, get it for me. One second.
This is a hundred thousand dollars, man. What is this? It's a young license. Yeah, but like,
Why would this be worth $100,000?
It's not actually all that...
This is a nice size too.
How much is this?
$5,000.
Like...
Did you think I made it, buddy?
I'm doing a stupidoo!
I'm doing a stupidoo!
Do you guys also by the way have a pie cost?
I don't know what that is. What? A pie costume. What about it? I don't know what that is. What?
I don't know what that is. I don't know what a pie costume is. I'm sorry.
Hey, who's stealing?
Like, I'm looking for something that's like...
Wow!
The biggest thing you can put on a rolling TV car is 90 inches.
That's the way you get a 85.
85 inches is good?
Yeah.
I think 85 inches fit in my car.
That's TV.
Sonamante.
Sonamante.
Yeah.
Let's go check it out, yeah?
85.
If you could do that one.
How much is it?
The high price.
We're talking like a Vando phone.
A Vando?
Yeah.
Yeah, but it's like, it's a Heisenfeld, like, you know, you can do more better.
This?
Yeah.
Wait, this is kind of nice size, no?
Yeah, it's kind of like a bank.
What?
Three banks.
Let's go down more.
Yeah.
There's got to be one that's like another gentleman.
Is 85 inches enough though for the backyard to do?
It's pretty big, yeah.
I feel like that's good.
Yeah, this?
Just documenting my best play experience.
What is 17?
We go down a little more to a little more, yeah.
I had an 85 inch for like, not that much.
Wait, guys, Nina is not stealing. Shut it up.
She's not making fun of him.
Oh, this looks like a masquerade.
Ooh!
This is a masquerade and it's got like no glare type.
I kind of like this.
Is this for an outside or a van go?
Wait, what do you think's better for outside this or a projector?
But do you think this is good like for you chilling in the pool?
Who the fuck would put this here?
Well if you want the projector too, why don't we put the actual projector here?
But I'm trying to like see it from like a distance like...
Is this big enough? 85 inches?
What the fuck a projectors $2,500
Okay, I'm down to do this but my question is
Yo, do you think this is good though, really?
I think it's gonna pull up fucking big, yeah.
What?
Nah, this is fine though, I mean, if you wanna come over, you know, you're more than welcome.
I'm not saying you're just gonna watch me still, you know what?
You saw Ranoi don't play today?
I did!
He's a fucking fraud.
I'm sorry.
He's a fraud.
That's not a go, bro.
He's a goat?
He's my goat.
He missed three, what is it, three tapins?
Yeah, something like that.
It happened, though.
I actually scored an atrium.
Yeah, but like Algeria. Yeah, that's his plane, call me.
Yeah, call me. So, he's an auto. No, no, they have followers.
They're followers. Followers. I'm Copeyboe.
Listen, I'm down to do this one. What is it? What do you need that for?
Yeah, wait, wait. It's the biggest on wheels, so.
I'm gonna say 500.
Call me, stop.
Okay, well, we take it.
Wait, but why is this one this $580?
It's not matte.
Number one thing, not matte. Number two, it's a Lesser Model.
Number three, it's an open box TV.
So you literally take this home with you.
No boss, no power cable, no remote.
So what's this one?
Uh, I don't know.
This one's $40 cheaper.
What is it?
No mat, so look the glare.
So imagine it's outside.
You don't see all the glare and stuff.
It's got no glare.
It's not wrong.
It's not wrong at all.
It's like, you guys do like, ooh, $41 a month?
How many months?
Nah, you have to put on the best bike color, unfortunately.
You got to bring your bike in and all that.
People really do that.
It's like a dog, like why would you just buy a smaller to eat?
It's a good deal. Two years no interest.
Why, actually?
It's too available, and I still have the thing that puts it on the wheel.
Yes, like, oh fuck, it's all good.
It's like a...
Hang it away from this guy.
Chad, this is nice.
It says I have an open box.
I mean, I don't care as long as I'm broken.
Alright, yeah.
Is it like cheaper?
Cheaper. It's like 20 bucks cheaper.
I'm used to buying it.
Yeah, I could do it.
Uh...
Yeah, I shall have it though.
Uh, I just need some eyes on it.
But uh, what you think?
I'm done.
I'm done.
You think 85?
I think 85's is good.
85?
The wheels, the extension cords and shit,
and maybe lights?
You guys have both lights here?
Ooh!
Like, exactly.
Oh
Christmas lights, so there's something that's bright
We're talking about like
electricity like lights
All right, let's just do the TV for now and the roller for the yeah, yeah
Let me go grab the first I want to get eyes on the rolling TV car so that's a party
Okay, so let me go get that and the TV
Okay, I'm gonna walk around. Yeah
He's the back!
Oh, there's a nose bunch of them.
These are not...
Are these long enough?
How long are the ones on the right? I'll take some.
Is that what I'm talking about?
Those look like they have a lot of wool.
This is something.
Wait, that's hard!
Check, is this the longest thing?
Make like a home detail thing.
Long ass orange extension cord they are saying home to power
Look at those are minards
Minards, that's a good story. We need speakers. Yeah, what speakers can connect to it TV?
Is that the best thing?
Good soundbar Chad or speaker. I don't know
It's like, I'm a smorgasbord.
It's my clothes.
I'm sorry.
I saw it and I was like, dude.
It's the open box.
Let me try to find it.
Yeah.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Maybe.
money I mean oh they got stolen what is it now oh what is this hey what is this
this is like really xbox what is this
Aw.
Should I buy him Legos?
Should I buy him Legos?
No, you should.
Alright, fine.
You should buy your horse.
No low key change or get you a horse?
You want those Legos?
Do you want those Legos or do you want to have 50 Legos?
Right? It's all about compounding.
I have been needing a new alt key.
alt key it's a missing I keep worse
oh no I don't know the alt key there all right bro I need a sound bar yeah yeah
all in the right corner sound bars I wish I knew where sound bars
sound bars sound bars sound bars sound bar wait it's right here
What the fuck is this?
I'm Sony?
Son.
What is this? Why is it so big?
That is not.
$800. What is this?
The one to the right is more expensive and bigger.
What the fuck are these?
He's got like a glass top. Oh my god.
Oh my god, it's crazy tight.
Whoa!
Oh god, speak. Are we getting this one? $1100?
Okay.
get this I'll pitch it like 20 bucks. If I pitch it 20 bucks you're basically finding it like it's
open box that's 20 bucks off. That's the same thing.
How do I... Oh my god play moaning play moaning play moaning
I should play moaning and I can leave the camera here.
I messed up this AI cat video so I'll have to run through.
So why isn't it connected?
How do I make it? I think they have it disabled.
Wait, what's better? A soundbar or a speaker chat?
What the fuck?
I think it looks good.
I think it looks phenomenal.
How much is this?
It's 50 something.
Here goes Kikinoo.
Oh, sorry.
3000.
Right.
I think I'm gonna buy it.
Do you think someone's gonna buy 100,000 GB?
Yeah, people got money for it.
Who's doing that? It's just a waste.
Uh, Lucky, Mavicious, Tea Savage, I can't afford it.
Well, do you actually want to go in there for the soundproofing?
I don't think there's anything in here.
Hello?
You're not going to soundproof in here.
Oh, God?
Are you serious?
AHHHHHHHHH!
No, you just troll, you just troll-screen.
Oh.
Holy shit, we're in the studio.
Where am I?
What the fuck is this?
Look, we have one more studio on the left.
What the fuck?
This is like the year I've ever been in a test spot like this.
I'm entering XM.
That's a beautiful car.
Wait, this CD looks good. How much does it?
Wait, son.
There's a projector.
What?
Wait, this is protecting my face, right?
I mean, yeah, but we just can't see what it is.
We can't see what it is?
Wait, this projector's fire!
How does the projector do this?
How do they even steer that out?
It's like a million FPS, holy lobsters.
Oh my gosh.
In a beach day with a dog, oh my god, burger, oh my god, that sandwich, that crab sandwich,
ew, ew, oh my god, it was hot dog, tacos, fish, it's a fish, that's, uh, that's a toy
for that one, it was, oh ice cream, shrug, it's a cat, cat, seafood, burger, pizza,
tacos, lobster, fish, pork fish, oh my god, how good this shit looks, bro, oh my god,
Oh my, ew, what the fuck is that?
Ew, what the fuck is that?
That looks pretty nice, bro.
How's the projector?
I don't know how this projector looks pretty good, though.
Dude, the fucking tech is getting too advanced.
It is getting pretty good.
It's like, sumer, like, my stream,
like, this might be an AI.
The eyes are gonna take our jobs.
I don't have a job.
I do.
You have a job, what do you need?
We're working right now.
What do you need, dude?
I just pulled something.
Oh god, I pulled something.
Oh, on our friendship.
Yeah, I'm so sure.
You guys just dropped the bag?
What did I do?
I just looked at you so hard that I pulled it off.
You probably feel like you're looking
at a handsome treatment.
No, oh my soul, I pulled something.
I got to get blood, so hold on.
What if I Dennis had this posh here? It used to be friends with me.
Yes, I would still be friends with you, bro. I wouldn't be in trouble.
See if you had that face on.
What are we doing? Where is it?
You look like a toy for fucking me.
Hello?
Hello?
Oh my God, he's screaming mom.
Yes?
What the fuck do you lost in the bug box?
How you doing?
He's embarrassed.
Oh, he wants white ghosts.
Where's our guy at?
How's your car?
What's the TV?
What's up?
It's huge bro.
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
Oh shit
What do you think?
Levergeena Euras
How wide is this?
Nice
How wide is this?
I think the width is even.
No it is.
Yeah, I think it'll reach the seats.
Someone Google how much...
How big is your sport truck?
Sorry.
It measures 80 inches wide.
That's exactly what I had.
That's, it says excluding the mirrors.
So that means that's like the car itself is 80 inches wide.
What's the difference?
You have the stuff ready?
The measurements.
Let me look up how big is Tronco Eurus.
The Urus has a cargo capacity of 21.8 cubic feet, which is equivalent to 56.4 cubic feet.
I don't know what a fucking cubic feet is.
You could do some brain rock, Jake.
Probably a little jam-croc and look up.
Oh yeah, me too.
Roll this TV and put the exact TV.
We just have to.
Hey Leo, I'm with one of my friends at Best Buy.
His name's Ronnie.
We currently have an 85 inch TV that is about 80 inches wide, 50 inches wide, excuse me.
Will it be able to fit in my Lamborghini Urus?
Oh shit, bro, you're trying to stuff an 85 inch TV into a fucking Lambo Urus.
That's like trying to shove a horse cock into a shotgun.
That Urus trunk is decent for a supercar SUV.
But that TV is basically a god damn war.
80 inches.
No, no, no, not 80 inches wide.
Not 80 inches wide.
Wait, 80 inches wide, yeah.
80 inches wide.
Oh, bumblecloth.
No, no, it's 50 inches wide, 80 inches in length.
Yes.
Oh shit, that's way more doable, you stuttering motherfucker.
50 inches wide, 80 inches wide.
I can't even use it.
Your viewers' trauma is like,
He's so f***ed up.
I'm gonna sit down.
Yeah, I might fit.
He's not really answering. He's just making fun of me.
Let's go try it.
No measure?
Yeah, you wanna come with me?
Okay.
Oh, shit. That's good music.
Oh.
Dude.
Nah.
Have a...
Don't you want to get your kids again?
Don't get my conditions up.
I have one point.
You want to tell me to buy a TV?
Oh.
I have one point two...
I have one point two million.
You have one point two million dollars?
Yeah.
You got good play, you guys.
Who's Rolls Royce Mansory is this?
What the fuck's going on in Calabasas, bro?
a man sorry fuck it was a specter
yeah
honestly bro carry you want to give me
once it cuts here you you know what you
want to just check the trunk bro it's on
on the house here yeah on the house
What's up, what kind?
You know, just, just, just like, literally just being, like, really sad, just being sad.
Yo, what's up, bro? What's up?
What's up, man? How you doing?
What happened?
I didn't, I didn't get to show you.
No!
Damn, bro. Hey, keep working hard, bro.
Where the fuck?
Yes!
Yo, why are you going to my bad seats, bro?
What are you doing?
No, is it wide enough like here?
Yeah, but like also here, this matters even more.
Matter? Also like the little hole right there.
What are you trying to figure out? No, I can put the seats down, look.
Oh, man. So let's...
Oh, this is so good. It's only 43.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Even this, I think, is cooked.
So what do we do?
We need the cyber truck.
Yeah, this is barely...
What? I don't believe that.
I swear I fit an 85-inch TV before in my car.
Why without the box?
So you're saying I should take it out of the box?
I mean, not really, because what if something happens, but you could.
Like, if you really try to take it from this.
If there's no box here that holds us on tape.
I don't know about that. I feel like a higher chance, but still, like...
Wait, they're saying diagonal. Do you know how to do math? What's the diagonal on that?
On the TV? Yeah.
85 or on the box?
No, like the diagonal, diagonal.
It's 85.
Diagonally it's 85.
But width-wise it's like 75, 76.
They're saying no.
It's not possible.
What do you mean?
85?
I mean, how are you?
Good.
Diagonal of the trunk.
Oh.
What's the diagonal of the trunk?
Is it like, I don't know.
I don't know this.
So that's 50.
Wait, that's enough.
Yeah, but...
I mean, yeah, wait, that's enough though. No, my tripping is that not how it works?
I swear I've been I swear to God I had an 85 inch TV once I fit
I mean bro, let's just 5050 bro
Wait, we're also going to get the rolling TV part of you.
So my keto, like, I can hold the numbers.
Who's Rolls Royce's this guy?
It's Sloth's day.
Now give back.
And do you know a good sound bar, perhaps?
like some that could be extremely loud outside but we're talking like I want I
want to be able to hear from everywhere
is that worth it? you think so?
how sexy is this like stand by the way like the rolling
We're thinking it might work.
I think it'll work though.
I had an 85 inch TV once, but I fit it.
It was a...
Yeah, I mean that's not bad, right?
It's like average, yeah?
Yeah.
Can't really get too nice with it.
I think I like that.
But now I need a sound bar.
Wait, if you're going to take that too, it's probably not going to fit with the TV.
Not so I said it.
No, you can put it under.
I mean, I'm saying.
It's a Lambertini Urus.
Lambertini Urus
You think it Uber XL would fit this yeah
Like a mini like a minivan
No, they don't have any van. Just the black trucks. No, we've got over a cell for you guys. I won't come in a paperwork
Because I don't know I've never done that on there. What are you starting to see before like 18?
It's going on in this fucking mess. All right, let's go look at the sound board. It's right here. Which one?
So much going on.
I feel like it's on sale.
No way that's on sale.
Wait, wait, I love sales.
Talk to me.
So, I like Sonos.
Sonos, really nice, really good quality.
You can keep upgrading to like some of the soundbar.
You know what our backyard looks like?
I have no idea what it looks like.
I swear to God.
Say what lies.
Okay, so it's like a big backyard.
I would say it's like a picture.
Oh
A son oh like son like the emo
Yes
You have a picture
You have like a perfect picture
So I want to put the TV right on this side and you try to be in the pool and yeah
We want to be in the pool with a soundbar right under it on this side
Don't know
Well, I try I mean at least you got something clear coating on it, but I
Feel like it's much too dark to be you know, it's not gonna work
No, you can roll it
I like that, yeah, what's your house name?
They're saying you need an outdoor TV.
Yeah, so I'm saying, yeah, like.
Is that not an outdoor TV?
It's, I mean, it's, the TV you can put outdoors
because it has player free, but it's not an outdoor TV.
How much is the outdoor TV?
A lot.
Like, how much?
For this size, bro?
Ah!
One second.
Oh my.
No, I don't feel like this, bro.
You might, bro.
Fuck, you're like, very guard, you know what I'm saying?
An 85er, first of all, we want to take one today, that's an issue.
A 65 is one for 5 minutes.
A 65?
65 is just 5.
Yeah, go ahead.
85 makes more for 10 minutes.
If we put it where the turf is, it will look good.
I would say like, if I was you, I'm doing that.
Yeah, I'm not trolling.
Because we're going to use that a lot.
NFL has been starting, World Cup right now.
We need it up for Ella for sure.
Oh yeah, I'll probably put it on their song.
What's a good sound bar for that outdoors?
Just for the poor to be able to hear that whole pool?
Like something that's super loud?
Our whole show.
It's really that good?
It's the only one we're gonna find out.
How much you can connect your own music to?
It's yellow!
It's pretty fucking awesome.
I like it.
It's pretty loud.
And this probably gets louder with the TV.
So.
Why is it-
I feel like it gets louder because it's a demo.
Oh.
Yeah.
It makes you get louder when you plug it into a TV because it's not on demo anymore.
Oh, so it does get louder?
I believe so.
How much is this one?
It's probably like 300 bucks?
It's nice.
I mean, yeah.
This?
Mumble.
How much is it?
$900.
Uh, $900?
Is it like, you got like any like open box?
It's a little bit of a loss.
You can try the bus this one though, I would say.
This is $4.99.
I hope you like it.
What's the difference with this one?
This is a different ambient.
$4.99.
You can try it. Don't see this one though, I was saying.
This one's 499?
Are you stress keeping?
What's the difference with this one?
This is a different angle.
499.
This is silly.
The other one I couldn't even hear myself talking.
This is silly.
It's too clearly.
Okay, so how much is this total?
Can we use the math here with the whole TV with that?
How much did you say?
probably what like a band you got to go home people for extension cards and
lights oh no that's gonna have to start paying for shit
oh I'm sure he is right now
too great for all of us
I'll leave it on the speaker.
But, question. Does this soundbar, I don't want to be like an idiot, but does it like connect to the TV without being plugged in or does it have to pass me through the mic?
I do want to answer that.
Yeah, well, I do feel like...
You're not like...
You feel like a DIY, does it like...
Can't it go on this little ledger here on the back of the car?
Yeah.
I mean, yeah. It's actually in front of the car.
So one one cable is going to the TV the other cable an extension right here power
It's not a bad show. I mean up to like it works
2281
What?
What is that?
What does it do?
Oh my god.
Imagine the crowd pops when there's a goal or a touchdown?
Oh my god.
I don't know if it's a good or a bad.
Is this not good enough for $900?
I'm confused.
It gives you your load.
So like if there is like any thunder like the same right?
Cat boom.
You're gonna eat it.
You're gonna eat it.
You're gonna eat it.
You're gonna eat it.
You're gonna eat it.
You're gonna eat it.
You're gonna eat it.
You're gonna eat it.
You're gonna eat it.
You're gonna eat it.
Papu, you're gonna hear that with the drums.
So that's about it.
That's your rock, you can see it?
Okay.
You're gonna feel the track very well.
That's your back on?
Oh, I do feel it.
I
Fuck
Is that word
Let me just make a quick call to a nap
Are you going to be playing music on the tour?
We're going to be like watching games, probably watching games, that's it.
You just connect like your phone to Bluetooth to the soundbar too and just play some bangers.
Ooh, that's pretty cool.
Yeah, that's pretty cool.
Hey, so, okay, so right now the TV is 85 inches on wheels and then the soundbar is extremely loud,
but with the soundbar and the subwoofers and the TV, we're looking at like $3,000.
Okay, so for the TV, the soundbar, and the rollers.
Yup, we're looking at $3,000 right now.
That's not a bad shout.
For our 85 inch TV, we're looking at the soundbar.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah, I'm gonna end this video.
I don't know what we're about to be at, but it would be a couple thousand.
We're getting...
Oh, man.
Oh, nice.
Yeah.
Oh, nice. Yeah. Um, which one would look the best with this?
No. All right, so should I do it?
Yeah, do it.
I don't have to move these guys so far.
Yeah, because they don't have extension cords here.
Okay, but just one extension cord or...
Probably a few long ones.
Probably like a few long ones. They got like the...
And I also, they don't have lights.
Okay.
So right now, I'm kinda, I could get like a little PlayStation going to plug it in maybe.
You guys don't sell any lights here?
I could possibly come to Home Depot. Possibly.
Wait, what have you gotten so far?
Uh, so we have an umbrella...
How many umbrellas?
At the pool, we have an outdoor 70s furniture set,
and another umbrella, and three tanning beds,
two side tables to go with the tanning beds,
and that's...
How many umbrellas in there? Big boy umbrellas or no?
Yeah, one of them.
They're both pretty big, yeah.
No, we need like big boy umbrellas.
Okay, and then wait, do I need an Apple TV?
Is this, is it a smart TV?
Yeah.
Oh, so it has it.
Yeah, it has everything.
Apple TV would have a better possible...
I'll try to do that.
I know what he's doing.
I know what he's doing.
I think it's a good thing.
I think it's a good thing.
Oh, is it good?
It's all right.
Nothing.
He was trying to convince me to buy a pie cost.
It's all right.
Okay, alright, we'll just figure out the pricing at the end, yeah?
Alright, just make sure you get extension cords, the umbrellas, and butt-knot, okay?
Also, also, also, also, also, also get a pie cost.
Buy a pie cost.
Okay, what's your name?
I'm from the girl with the new car, so...
Of what?
Whatever it is.
Yeah.
I'm from the girl I'm talking to.
So do I buy Apple TV?
I think it's a scam.
That's a scam.
Do they have good Wi-Fi DCVs?
Yeah, like reception?
Oh no.
Oh no.
How far are we from the internet?
But like, I don't know about it.
I play TV games like much, yeah.
Like, you still have the starlight.
Okay, like, y'all try to just finesse me.
Is Apple TV really worth it?
I personally, I don't think so.
I mean, it just looks nicer.
What did you do to this?
I just got off the chart.
I hit another one.
I did 100% for you.
He did sell me, right?
No, I promise.
$96 all.
I should have a look.
Okay.
Is it worth it, bro, to get an Apple TV?
I feel like it's not.
People just say it's just...
It's consumerism.
It's like getting an iPhone.
Yeah.
It looks nicer.
But like...
I mean, the home of the theater is a very, very TV.
But we can take it out of the theater.
That's a cancer.
I'm gonna put it back.
How much is an Apple TV?
Oh, my God.
Wait, what was you saying?
It's already a smart TV.
What was just saying that bro like
Yes, watch your woes is it worth again anyone
No, that's the woes bomb. Yeah
There are two Apple TVs in the theater, I'm pretty sure
Sure.
I mean, it's easier to connect with your dog, so like...
It's got it, bro.
Hey!
Easy.
Should I ask Epic?
Please don't.
Well, actually, you can just take a princess one.
Oh my god.
Eat my...
They're saying...
You should get one because you're rich, you won't hurt you.
Alright, fine. Just add it, bro. Add it, Apple TV. It's like...
I'm just like a fucking bloke in the chat.
Oh, hi.
Are you a wiring?
Like, but if you do it, do it?
How do you do it?
Oh my god.
Like, the good, because you can't see your starlight.
You know, he's an annoying...
He lost his starlight over the balcony.
No, that's just the ball. That was his comfort.
I mean, does a starlight work?
Man, cool.
He...
Gilbert used RTV off of the starlight.
I bugger it.
Bug it.
Oh that's something I should not say with a rolling arm. Fuck it. Fuck. This is what I'm saying, Chad.
Oh yeah, I gotta stop saying it. I gotta stop rolling my Rs.
Yeah, that sounds really bad.
I'm not saying that. I'm saying fuck it. But I'm just saying it like...
Like, like, lol, like fold, like fold.
Yoi? Yoi? Yoi? Yoi? Like the trophy.
Scooby Scooby Doo!
Scooby Scooby Doo!
Scooby Scooby Doo!
Chad, is the umbrellas that a dap's getting, is it worth it?
Like, are they good or not? Like, is he trolling?
He's getting like, drink umbrellas.
No, I really need him to get like, good umbrellas.
Scooby Scooby Doo!
Scooby Scooby Doo!
Another good?
Is he actually trolling or is he getting good shit?
I'm getting good shit
Meanwhile
heart stream okay can I ask you a question like real talk okay I'll be
honest with you if you give me all this stuff like $1800 off I can get you in
streamer year
You know, your creature generation is all locked in the dead end of the room.
The military's gonna smack you, Robert.
Streamer, you?
I don't even know what that is.
Streamer University? Can I sit down?
I know who that is, but I don't know what that is.
He's hosting like a university.
What? I finished his cookie.
I can get you then, bro.
But is it a lie? Why did I get out of it?
But you didn't get out of it, right?
This guy's a fucking jailgare.
You know, this fucking man is shit.
It wasn't me.
Why?
I don't know.
If you could let me go.
Come on, bro.
Tomorrow at $3,200.
I don't even know what people are talking about.
I'm not going to lie, bro.
Nice.
Nice.
Uh, let me see you go.
Do you think?
Okay, thank you.
What's your criminal record?
I don't have one.
You need one?
Really?
I'm trying to help you out.
You want to meet my shit?
Oh, come on.
Do I have a phone call here or do I do?
How do we know that?
That's crazy.
I know that.
I don't even know which one it is.
Yeah.
You lived around there, Cherry Hill?
Uh, no.
I didn't know that either.
Did you?
Yeah.
How much is it?
Or are you using cash or what?
Uh, I'm gonna be using Karna.
So I'm gonna be doing like $10.00 bonus for this point.
Oh.
Did it show on the camera?
I don't know.
What was it?
Right information.
Nah, that's okay.
They're saying leave check Twitter say we'll ahi
Now we're gonna
Let's see here. Do you guys do like a veterans discount? No, so here's it on time
So you're not a member of the spy. I'm saying become a member of the spy a 30 bucks and give you a 50 off
So you say?
point off
What is a monthly payment?
I don't know if you used to have that, it's good, you can return it like any time.
I don't know if you used to have that, but that's not paying for it, because you ran out.
It just gives you discounts about the rest of the year. You get a discount right now, on and on.
It's 20% off or $20 off.
So I'm going to take this from $150 to $100, which is 50 off.
And I'm going to add the membership number 30 off.
I'm saving you from my dollars. I'm saving you like four gallons of gas.
I'm trying to do some you know I'm saying like
my team over yeah
I'm spending 50 but I'm saving 20 that sounds real to me long-long
He's goal is that by the end of the year I'm more shit so he gets more benefit
Yeah, but when you're gonna have that best buy shit you can return whatever you want whenever you want so I used to buy PCs
He's them and return money and you get my how long is it how long is the return policy for everything 14 days
I remember it's 60 days, I can't really talk to you.
Imagine a Fortnite skin comes out, I can buy an iPad here, link it real quick, like an exclusive skin, and then sell the iPad back.
That's not a bad idea, I'm telling you.
Ignore the 49.99, it's 29.99.
I've got free two-day shipping on most parts, an unlimited extended 60 days for turning exchange rates,
up-to-date order trying to present exclusive access to sales events and highly dissipated products.
This is where exclusive access to sales events and highly anticipated products.
What type of highly anticipated product are you guys getting?
Pokemon, for example.
So I'm a member of the Best Buy.
And I get emails from Pokemon, and I can get like cards.
Like cards, or like?
Yeah, like you know the boxes.
Try to know if you know them.
So you can hit me and let me know.
Yeah.
Talk to us.
Cause like if you think about it, then if we get the boxes, we can resell all the boxes.
We've become the scalpers so we become the scalpers like it's not even a bad idea. It's actually kind of good
It's not bad. People provide for their kids doing we're doing it for the what they need
You guys you know anything about like GTA exclusive shirt?
So like if you guys get like some stuff like maybe exclusive right you can hit me about it
Like exclusive stuff we're talking about GTA now now we're leveling up now when GTA comes out like everyone's even wanting
But like there could be like exclusive stuff that we could resell like what if there's like an exclusive Xbox
Who's a PS5 like GTA coated? You know what I'm saying?
All right, let's do it. Yeah, I guess it's good
This is like this is like disgusting it's not okay three
What is this?
Donate? I just spent $3300 and they want me to donate?
No.
It's like a bullshit.
No, we're not doing anything.
Donate. Do I want to donate $1?
Fuck.
If you were FNCS, I mean, we'll make something like that.
FNCS!
You need my FNCS as a fluke?
Uh, no, fuck no. Damn yeah.
That actually takes 100% skill.
So I'm trying to tell people, bro.
Uh...
I've been trying to tell people, bro.
like deadass I'm trying to tell people
Call it that says you need some bestial extension cords
You got carried by a cheater
Was it wasn't it you
I know it army. Oh, yeah
What?
Uh, Avery and KezKD, yeah.
I heard that part of the point.
You're gonna get charged monthly for the best buy plan.
Really, it's really, it's really fun.
Annual, yearly, chat, stop playing.
It's not 49.99 dollars.
It's, uh, let me just go.
One of my sayings, one of my sayings.
If we get a thousand gifts at y'all, maybe someone pay for this EV and stuff.
Thank you.
That'd be kind, you know, that'd be like the least they could do.
Oh, should I call my financial advisor?
Hold on.
Let's see if I can write this off.
What happened?
What happened?
Wait, why did it add a thousand?
What's going on here, guys?
That's a good call.
Hey, Lucas.
Hold on, man.
I'm gonna call him.
Lucas, can you transfer me to David?
Sounds like a good chance.
No, give it a go and see.
Hey, you got the ultimate.
He's not over there.
Monday?
I rock.
First came out?
I'm so afraid.
Wait, no
I'm working on it. Well I already did what I said I was.
$2,999 for the membership, $2,999 for the Apple TV.
You ever heard of the corner of any wall and you just put your butt cheeks in between it?
Yeah.
And just like, yeah, give it a low weight look.
Shit's so good.
You ever like, nah, actually not.
Actually you should have.
Nah.
Actually in the light.
Yeah, he knows the light.
He knows the ball. He knows the ball.
So, uh, $312.
Yo, you wanna buy my course?
Your course?
Yeah.
What's the course?
I can just teach you how to get rich.
Oh, how much?
You give me this?
Yeah, yeah.
Usually I sell the course for like $5,000.
I can give you for like $3,000 a month.
That's ridiculous.
All right, look.
The stand was $179.
Okay, how much are we looking at how much?
That's like a oh five Honda for real
Yeah, let's do it yeah, let's do it wait wait come we need some
Wait, also, I need to get another one because I can't have
Negative customer service
Okay, I'm sure here
Or these three-minute ads are getting crazy
So you guys think like I just like pay for this like with my but whole money like I don't understand guys
if you don't want a sub, drop a mate, right?
That's why I run ads.
Ads help pay for this stuff.
So, be grateful, smile, maybe put a W in the chat,
I don't know, or ask that Julia girl
to give to 100 subs again, or someone to give to 1,000.
We deserve it.
Thank you for the one bit.
You're actually helping.
I actually like this Best Buy. It's nicer.
It's also like good people here. Every time I come here, it's like to the other Best Buy.
It's just rude. You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
I'm shitting with you, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Me and my homie, we're coming together. We're trying to move me like a...
I think I know where this is going.
No, no, no. Oh, no.
Don't do it.
I don't do it.
I don't want it.
We made a ghetto setup.
And I don't know what to get to have an actual setup.
Can you take a look at my setup real quick?
I'm gonna say.
Alright, look.
You got an actual like this top on my computer.
Wait this is real grindership.
That's what I'm saying.
I'm trying to grind bro.
Come on.
Wait it really works?
It works real live right now.
And I go live.
But, I don't know how many of my viewers are kicked.
Well, I got to touch this in the same name, it's 3-S-A-I-A-S, it's my name, he's I.
Now but what should I buy for awesome real shit?
It's not always about getting the best stuff.
Sometimes it's the journey to getting the best stuff.
Enjoy the journey rather than the end goal.
Right now, this is a story you could tell one day.
Enjoy the process.
You're doing good, that's a nice camera.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I didn't even have a camera, I used a Samsung.
Oh, shoot.
That's what I used to use.
Oh, I'll go for it, as well.
So, that's bugging out, I just recommend getting
like a Samsung.
Seriously, will I connect?
Will I be able to connect?
I don't want to, I used to use T-Mobile.
I'll open it.
I did it for two years.
Two years?
This one, of course.
How about that, actually?
Yeah, yeah, two years on a phone, bro.
This is crazy, bro.
No, you're my idol. He used to look up to you as a kid, bro.
That's all good, bro.
And it's love, man.
Oh, yeah, it's all love, man.
Hey, listen, keep grinding, bro.
That's all good.
I'm a guy.
Keep grinding, bro.
I don't want to.
I don't want to.
I don't want to.
I don't want to.
Hey, hopefully, I see I shouldn't leave, bro.
I hope I can't fight.
I don't want to.
I do, too.
That's true, though, Chad.
Like, real talk.
If anyone here wants to be a streamer,
Rydeadass used a Samsung for two years.
Wait, you left your item!
Oh, he didn't want it?
Say I'm gone.
No, he was like, hey, let me know.
Like, bring me over to Ron, and I was like, I'll entertain it.
Lacey was good the other day, and I was like,
I thought about interacting with Lacey,
but I was like, I don't want to just crowd everybody.
He's just like, yeah.
He's just not nice to people, man.
Yeah, bro. He's just like, you see what he's doing? Trying to get into streamer you?
A little bit, yeah.
It's disgusting, man. It's disheartening.
My friend was trolling him yesterday when he put the keycaps on.
He was like, I was like, I think they're dogs.
He's like, what?
He's like, no, that's what I was selling ever.
You want to buy my course?
What?
Your course? No.
I'm good enough at games.
Alright, bro.
My problem is if I my friends are always like you probably do something fine. I don't feel like it
I feel like I have a trouble talking while playing a game. I can teach you how to fix that for only three thousand a month
thousand a month
This is where I could everyone in here could become a streamer tomorrow
Just a little backspaces. There's some kid playing zeroes off the end
All this for $320 for steel.
What's going on with you?
Dude is skipping you.
Who won? England or Croatia?
Oh Chad, who's winning? England? England or Croatia?
That's a much better score too, England. Let's see.
Oh my God, 4-2, England.
England's pretty good.
How do you think he goes, dude?
Bellingham? Bellingham. And Zaster.
Really? Chew Bellingham? He's so sexy.
Yeah, he does not.
They call me a young Chew Bellingham.
I get to call you a young fucking...
Let's see, what do they call you?
They call you a young coponer, they call you a young Christian.
Colesidge, they call you Adam Johnson.
What else do they call you, bro?
They call me Chew Bellingham.
I actually am a young Adam Johnson he was good though no I won't I won't point that's
what Nico told me
Yo, wait so Chad where should we go after this?
Like where do you think we should go?
So why does this tweet have 40,000 likes?
Do people just take me as a fucking joke?
Is everything I do just a joke bro like I I'm actually like looked at like a fucking fart
Yeah
Yeah, they might leave, but yeah.
500 Gs, you'd have to go, bro.
Like you, you just, you just.
But you just have to serve, bro.
I like a lot.
Hey, bro.
We take this in serious, bro.
And you just, dog.
You just go, bro.
I like a lot.
Hey, yeah, of course, bro.
Maybe, you know, I've got a response to my text.
I'll ask him about you.
Bro, please, bro.
My name is Xylus.
I lost.
All right, thank god.
You have a go.
You really helped me out.
Of course, bro.
Go ahead, Keckle Farmer, and shit, y'all.
What a good dude bro
That's not the method how I'm gonna get it. Oh my god. Wait, what if Kai sees that?
He's like, oh my god, he's helping people like we shouldn't run to shoot me. Oh my god
That's not just someone clip that and send that to Kai's team ASAP
I didn't think of that
You look like a young Greenwood who's Greenwood who's that?
good
It's gonna be do
Wait, why are they sit this is why Kansas say yeah, like who's green
Mason Greenwood to make him player
They what
What was that
It's not that he didn't do anything
I don't get it.
Oh.
What are you doing?
I'm not gonna lie, this is why I can't read names, jeez.
Alright, let's start spreading like love in this chat, maybe some smiles and shit.
Oh, what's up, bro?
You know, I met you like three years ago.
Wait, what was I doing?
I met you at the village.
Oh really? Three years ago?
Yeah.
Hey, what's up, she-ron?
How you doing, bro?
I'm alive right now.
You watching the shoot right now?
Put a kekwa in the chat.
Maybe they can find you.
You know the kekwa?
A kekwa?
What is that?
You having?
Stay more in the auto. I'm glad you're gonna meet you.
This is a big time for my grandma.
Oh really? Wait, grandma, really?
Hey, alright, nice meeting you, bro.
Yeah, I'll catch you.
Of course, bro.
You have a good stream, too.
Fuck, I said you have a good stream, too.
Bro, at least I have a good one.
That looks like a pot.
They're gonna clip that and put, like, fog over my face.
What do you think your 10th pull up?
10th pull what?
Is that your 4th?
Is that your 4th?
No.
Are you longer?
Yeah, I think they're going to get it.
OK, wait a minute.
So, man, that's it, though.
TV, rolling car, Arc Ultra, Sub-Core,
how about you, Eve?
And remember, we're just close.
You guys have high-cost?
Well, he's added again.
I don't know if that is, bro.
Well, that's what.
I really don't know.
I don't understand.
Oh, sorry.
All right, let's do it, man.
All right, bet.
This is a business game.
All right, we're going to make it fit.
All right, bet.
Say less.
I like that.
Wait, nah, we're good.
We're good. I think we're good.
It's not heavy, we're good. I don't have this on my mind right now.
You have physical cards?
I knew it. Damn you.
Stay on guard, you can't do it.
You can't do it?
Nah, it's just for the membership.
Yes. How many we have?
It's D-Cards.
It's D-Cards? Straight ahead?
In that little aisle.
Keep going straight.
No, you can't.
So I gotta go home?
Damn!
I might have a picture.
Yeah, if I send it to him.
I'm gonna hope the whole chat is talking about the mom.
That's what I'm gonna hope.
Because they're saying, ooh shit.
I'm assuming they're talking about the mom.
Can I get a confirmation here?
Me?
Ooh shit.
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
Can you tell?
What happened?
Wait, so this one, it works with it?
That one doesn't?
No, no, no.
So I'm gonna send you a link to your phone.
Assuming I'm hurt
See here, let me see if I can go through my photos Chad does anyone know my card details
Search photos, I don't know if it's old though because I used to have one that rockin had and then he bought like a bunch of bullshit
Yeah
Yeah, I'm just trying to see if this is the card that rockin use yet it is yeah
Who would have my
Yeah, I'm just trying to see if I can find the A-Max.
Ah, fuck, boys.
It's not looking too fucking good.
I see my white Lamborghini Urus Performante at the Carman Farmer, I bought it.
I'm looking for the text.
Yeah, we might have to dub the membership.
no no no you have none I'm looking chat right now my Lucas Goldstein doesn't
have it oh well and he has everything about me
your Apple Pay doesn't work though yeah but if so I click this link yes
I can't apple pay that link I
Agreed it in road automatic renewal for the person you guess what he times
Oh bumblecloth I
Think it is cuz no, it doesn't have it's right there. No, but it doesn't it's it's it's
Wait, nah. Bro, you just...
I know, bro. I know you want it, bro.
No, I really don't. I really just...
I'm trying to find out.
It's more for the discount. This means nothing to me.
$20 discount, neither.
I think it's $70 now.
$70?!
I'm going through every photo, bro.
I need that.
Any cord, bro.
No, no one else has a part of London that you can send to YouTube?
Like, I'm good at it?
No.
Tim, the white kind of look good, huh?
Should I go back to it? Just a quick topic?
Like, yeah, the white...
That should do it.
Yeah, it's really nice.
I'm trying to look, man.
Here's a banana that I found in Ralph's.
Look how big it is.
That's a big-ass banana.
That's a big banana.
Card, though?
No bar.
I don't keep pictures as hackers. They'd be getting into my phone sometimes.
I'm like, nah, you can honestly go. Wait, I don't work around.
Hmm.
I'm going for the Vespa card.
Yo.
It's got to be somebody.
Oh, please.
How is it?
I'm afraid of that right here.
It's going through the photos, you're quick.
No.
Stop it. Remember this one's out.
I mean, I thought these...
I can't even just have to take it to discount off.
For me.
I don't want to but like I have no car and that's like an email to someone in
chat wait it's on Apple wallet I don't think it is I think it is no I think it's
gonna be learned no it's not wait car details hold on
I
Log in god damn I owe eight thousand dollars
It is blurred out
Yeah, I'm on the app word
Bum buck lot bum buck lot
All right, take off the discount
I can't use your card. I'll just pay back in like three months
Guys, I'm clicking edit wallet. I'm literally looking. It literally is blurred out. It shows
me the last five digits. I'm looking. It's like, you don't got to see it, bro.
details and then there's nothing just shows my address card information wait no
it's this blurred see it's just not letting me clicky let's do it wait she's
Mama TV? I don't know.
Well, here's the ticket.
We're still here.
What's going on? That's bad.
I'm going to call my friends.
Guys, just give it up, man. We lost $7, man.
Well, I didn't even call my friends.
Well, actually, this is Queen.
Why are we going down money?
Because I had to take the things off to rescan.
I'll run back with it.
Cut.
I tried, but the luck.
I'm sorry, bro.
Did you get your car?
Oh, what's up, dude?
You know who I am?
Me, too.
Why?
Because of this?
Yeah, you said, oh, yeah, it's older.
I'm older.
Oh, man.
I don't fuck off.
It's like that.
How old are you?
I'm 56.
Really?
Yeah, I'm a fan.
You look good.
I'm 26.
I appreciate it, man.
I came out because I want to know if it's been a freaking car or not.
I live a mile away.
I saw you struggling.
What the fuck?
I mean here let me pay first and I'll let you know yeah, I'm okay
They're saying the low-key. I mean yeah, you want to do it. I'm not far like ten minutes away. I know we live in the same
Couple minutes
to do that but I never do he can just drive off and we'll never hear about I
need to do that or no like you really really wanted to is he gonna be there
what's up dude what's going on boy how are you good you moved to Calvases yeah
what's going on from here right yeah nice to be in you bro thank you for a
shot of my boy Dan by the way shout out there
Yeah, that's not right, right?
16 bucks.
So those guys, you won't believe what they just said.
So I had two dudes.
Listen to this, I'm serious.
One of them was an older guy.
Yeah, one of them was an older guy.
But he was like, yo, I saw your streams, because you went the best class, I'm going to try
to buy some shit here.
I don't know if he saw you.
He did or not?
Oh, yeah, like the guy we were at.
Yeah, he wanted to send like 10 bands, so like, I'm bringing customers to y'all.
We got the green one, that's good for you, that's good.
Ready?
Hey!
Come on, keep that price going down, I like that.
I can get all three of us, four of us.
I'm just going to streamer you, y'all.
Meet this, meet this.
Come on, I'm from the camera industry.
Oh
Yeah
Okay, yeah, okay. Yeah, yeah
Yeah, bro, I'm not gonna lie. He just took off $4,000. They owe me money. They owe me a thousand
What are you doing?
Can you help me?
This chat is just so dumb, huh?
You've just been making shalom, you know what I mean?
And Lucas is here.
What is going on?
Yeah, I heard he was gonna be right, so...
What is going on, bro?
There's so much going on, huh?
Oh, hold on, Lucas.
There's another dude. I don't know where he went.
I don't know where this guy went.
I'm at the front street, on the right side of the street.
What?
No, hold on, hold on, hold on.
We're good to go.
Thank you.
What is going on?
You gotta shut up, man.
I know.
I can't believe everyone's just spawning in.
It's nice to go, I know.
Oh, shit!
What is going on?
What is going on?
It's all good.
You bought like a nice TV.
I bought a lot of shit from there, yeah.
How is it?
Still chillin'?
It's still chillin', TV.
He really want me to go to him.
Hey.
He really wanted me to go to him.
Three thousand, oh my.
That would not be like.
But it's, it's already done.
Wait what?
It's an awesome one.
It's unlimited.
I'm just kidding.
So then, and then Jesus.
He says even.
Hold your car up right here in the front.
Okay, let me try to fit it in the URSS.
Let's try.
I'm not sure if you can see it.
There he is.
Okay, I'm going to try to fit it in the URSS first.
We're going to see.
This is so insane. This is like a multi-verse.
They're still streaming in the Vespa.
I just have a question for you.
How do I fix the mic?
Everybody tries to say that the mic is bad.
He doesn't even know how to hold a camera.
Oh my God, I don't even know.
Dude, that's weird.
Oh my God, I don't even know.
Everybody's saying it went on.
Wait, just wait.
Wait, what is it?
Puzzling?
Yeah, it's like this.
You have your phone close to it?
You got your phone close to it, Mike.
Let me see if Layska really turned on the camera.
No, it's OK, bro.
No ball.
I'm going to try to put it in the car.
This mic is really good, though.
It's like a shotgun mic.
I mean, look, it slides in.
It literally just slides in and out.
Yeah, yeah, it's like a shotgun, like if you look it up, it should pop up, or go.
Yeah, of course.
It's not a big fucking car, hold on.
I don't think it's gonna turn the gears, it's almost too narrow.
Keep trying to move it.
It's been hot as shit though.
Oh you got a twitch notification or something?
Huh?
You got a twitch notification or something?
I was about to flip like in TV and not fan the car and I was like fuck I'll just bring my dad's.
I didn't even get to be done with the big guy now.
Thank you so much bro. You're fucking dope by the way.
This is crazy, man.
People helping people.
You liking my streams?
Always.
What's my cast name?
What's your cast name?
What's the latest from here?
That's pretty crazy.
Oh my god.
You know, because of this?
You know, Betsy?
I don't.
Well, I know everybody else in core.
No, the thing we consume most in my house is Twitter.
Really?
I've been up at the Twitch headquarters up in San Francisco.
Oh, that's fucking good!
Yeah, yeah.
What?
You think I'm a streamer?
No, be honest.
Yeah, I don't know, I don't know, Betsy.
You think I'm like, you think I'm like a annoying streamer?
Um, I, I, you can be, but I just think that's your box.
Like, I, I, someone with like a lot-
Everything you did with Jinxie, though, was fucking amazing.
It was lots of effort.
What do you think I could approve of all about myself to be more like, you know, please every time audience is that what you want to do?
Would you want to be authentic for you?
The audience will come to you.
They know who you are.
It's like a flavor of ice cream or restaurant.
You're like, that's what I want.
That's what I'm going for.
What was your name again?
Christian.
I'm gonna see you again, Christian.
I hope so.
We only live a couple of miles apart.
Nice meeting you.
You know, he's gonna fit.
Oh, but you know, I got to try him.
I got to try it.
All right.
I think it'll fit.
I think it'll fit too.
Let me just move it down. Hold on. I'm gonna push it in.
I'll be Christian.
Alright, let's... Hey, never say you can't do something like that. Don't even put that in the universe.
You're a kid.
Alright.
So what if we move the urus and we make it wider?
Yeah, are you sure?
Diagonal you don't think
Let's try to
the roof inside with the rope. Alright let's be careful y'all.
Ah yeah let's take it off the air.
Alright well I'll put this in here. Lucas you're putting it in your car?
Oh my god.
Bring it over here.
Uh, how are you gonna put that in your car?
He's got it.
Okay.
I'll be your Lucas, man.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what are we breaking?
That's got any percent off, no?
Nothing is required.
What if Lucas runs off of it?
Oh man, he's got everything in his hat.
What a nice guy Christian was.
I like that ball.
Wait, where'd my keys go?
Oh, it's in the car.
Hey, let's be careful here, guys.
Okay, I didn't buy the membership so I got no returns I
Wish for Ronaldo to like me
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Hey, let's be careful here, boys.
Holy fucking.
I have to move your seats a little up.
Hold on.
Move the seat.
I can move the seat up.
Boss.
It's like low-key perfect.
Wow.
Push it.
That's going close.
Is it?
Yeah.
It's going close.
Push it.
Push the seat.
Push it's gonna squish the teeth.
Oh no. Hydraulic press. First baby.
Nice seeing you, Christian.
I kinda like that.
All right, well see you. Yeah, you know where to go.
Hey, until next time.
Listen, 3,000 years of good luck.
Mmm, wow.
2000 years of good luck
2000 years of good luck
That receipt is the boobop
What's the boobop?
I ain't not paid your ass
Like you got me though
What?
Boobop
What's that?
The receipt is for the boobop
The boobop?
The
What's the boobop?
Oh like customer
Like, you know, you can pop off the show.
Oh yeah, it was a boobop.
It was a boobop.
It was a boobop.
Guys, that was...
This is...
Boobop.
Wait, wait, wait.
Ahhhhhh.
So, like, you don't need...
All I do, bro.
Like, that makes sense, right?
Explain it to me.
I can't.
The more night chance you get, the more you lose.
Yeah, per night turns.
OK, so basically, you were in a pickle, and I pulled up,
and I boxed you up, and I gave you a slurp fish.
But now, I put the slurp fish back.
So you gave him all you knew, now you need to move back.
Yeah, I need to get a slurp fish back.
No, I don't, but I can get it.
You want to get his number?
I'll pay him the other way.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's close it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I promise you.
That's the matter?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What's going on?
There's one?
Yeah.
Okay, I got you.
Lucas, I'm gonna send you right now.
I am.
What?
I can't understand it.
He basically got knocked and now he wants to slip this bag.
Hey, J.B., all of his loot after rebooting, you know, he needs to refresh.
Yes, yes.
He basically, yes.
Let me send you a message, my message to Lucas real quick.
Speak your message.
Yeah, it's for a boobop.
Hey, Chad, we did it!
That might... I don't think in my entire life I'll ever spend more time in a best spot than me.
But like weirdly enough chat was that like not a vibe. No, it was not like I like that like the energy here feels good
Like I don't know how to describe it. Is there any game tonight? Or is that it today?
This game tonight probably yeah, I think there's like three games every day. Wait, what game is tonight?
Columbia is that worth watching I'm down
Who's Beccastan versus Columbia?
I mean we have a TV now, maybe we watch one game?
I'm gonna skip a day!
I'm gonna skip a day!
Should I call a dap?
No, I feel like I should go home and build it now.
I'm gonna need, hey Chad, do I have any smart people in the chat?
Yo somebody's gotta teach me how to build all this shit.
Like no troll, I don't know how to build this shit.
I don't want help either from like anyone. It should be us.
Your call has been forwarded to voicemail. The person you're trying to reach is out of power.
Nice.
I don't want Lucas to help me. I don't want in-person help. Stop.
Guys when you guys like spam to do shit like that it makes me not want to do it
How about you just smile shut up Lucas is gonna help with this right now
Okay
I'm just waiting for him he's gonna follow us
Yeah
It's like when you introduce like a person take the chat becomes like special Neds
No, let me shut up and put my music on.
you
you
you
you
you
I
Describe it it like makes me feel like I don't know like I should swerve through the traffic
It's still you get accepted to streamer you chatter no
Because if you got accepted to streamer you brought I'm just like I'm over this shit like everyone's getting accepted besides me
Uh oh, there's a guy in a BMW swarming to us for the rest of the day.
Oh, she's trippin'.
I kill money!
I kill money!
I kill money!
Hey, chap.
I love you guys, you know what?
You deadass.
But I really wonder who's gonna win the World Cup this year.
Yeah.
Like that spain game Loki disappointed me
Anyone else
No, it was a good game like the one I'm talking about Spain one, but like it disappointed me because I'm like game
I wish someone like I
Don't know but you didn't that guy get like 10 million followers overnight. Does anyone know what I mean?
Does anyone know you of course you guys know what I'm talking about?
Well, like they don't know what I'm talking about like the guy who got like 10 million followers overnight
But he likes do you see that shit? He blocked like to close at 27 goals
20 language 27 goals
That's got to be like top five hardest things
Insanely you're like 30k followers or four something that he's at like fucking 10 million
No, seven. Oh, not 27 even if seven like good goals like you know how hard that is yo one thing
respect about like football or soccer whatever you want to call it you know
whoever plays goalie doesn't get enough credit as much as they deserve bro
that shit is like hard to fucking predict like where the ball is going like I
feel like like especially like penalties like I don't know how anyone blocks
penalties like it is such a it is such like a 50-50 like left or right or like
Middle it's a guy. I don't even know how to describe it, bro
My ex you see he's just a dog should go out of that's no credit there
Like there's no accepting that like I'll be honest with you like I was giving credit
But like hold on let me backtrack a little bit ex you see garbage, bro. Like that guy's ass
Like bro, there's no saving that guy bro. Like I'm dead ass like I
Don't know
I
Count money I get money I get money char is adapt on the way. Yeah
Damn rotendally fall on Instagram you go ever have 10 million
2.2 I
Feel like you gotta like
Like bro I got like what's a way no let me take Christians advice do I want to
mainstream audience or do I want my audience
some of you rich bro like do I want 100 million no do I want like any of that
sort of shit no bro like the world's not made of money like I don't want money
moving forward actually I think I'm gonna turn off all ads and I'm and I'm
I'm gonna just not give anything to anyone who's sub so no one has a reason to sub anymore guys
Actually fix this record
You're not gonna lie like if I get invited to like streamer University like low-key. I'll probably turn off all my ads
I don't want any subs. I don't want anything
We're like I want all the revenue to go to other creators like I don't know what it is
But I just want to like inspire people I want to push people and I want to tell people that it's not always about the money
You know, what do you think about that table?
Yeah? Let's do it!
Alright, I think we could dance and that's uh...
who's this assistant's name, Brady?
I count money! I have a bunny!
I'm not a funny...
by each other...
basically home.
It's actually crazy how it's a fake nine minutes, like actually,
like it genuinely is though.
Like we're always like it's like for some reason once you get on the hill it says like five minutes are gone
Chat is a dab driving
$3,000 bro, how much did the daps cost I need to know right now low-key
Ha, well hit what if this is like a hundred bucks?
Well, it's okay. It's your friend
You guys are so sweet really good friends
And you guys are both spending money to buy something which is going to better the living of everyone who lives in the house and everyone who visits so the money is going to a good place.
It's a lot better than buying something like a bright colorful flashing car. I don't know. What else? Maybe buying a car.
Buying a car. Buying a car. Buying a car. Buying a car. Buying a car.
Okay, I think I...
I don't know if you're gonna buy your car.
I think I heard you.
Or buy your car.
Okay.
Wait, what else?
Yeah, I said buy your car.
Do you think I'm like a joke?
A joke?
No, I think you're a human being who's streaming on Twitch right now, bro.
Why do you still have this on the bag?
I don't know.
It's never a joke.
What the fuck?
I did that, I did that.
I might be karma for earlier though, okay.
So now what are you like?
I guess.
Rick, what's for Monday?
It doesn't even come off.
I'm not gonna turn ripping it off.
No, well that's cute.
It's for Monday.
Well why would you say that now
after I just played with it?
Because it's yours and I'm not gonna tell you that.
What to do and what not to do again?
We should spray paint your bag, make it all black.
That would be hard as fuck, not this gas neon green shirt.
Looks like I'm streaming on a cake like a bot.
Yo.
And there goes the TV.
This guy doing the live stream.
Stop and showing him bro.
Stop.
Yo.
Do you guys remember how Jinxie thought that I called him out
for a view body back in the day because I said,
yo, you know that's how that started?
My train was talking about view body and I went,
yo, and then Jinxie was like, so stable or no, no.
Think so.
No, this guy's not funny- all you do is clip for him, bro!
All you do is- and that's how I got the name to clip!
Nice!
Did you hear that lower now?
I did.
Ebi-skippity!
Ebi-skippity!
Ebi-skippity!
Hey there, matter what's it like?
We gotta think of the new thing bro.
Uh, being ourselves.
Bro, it's so lame, bro. I can't we just, like, be someone who we're not.
Look at us getting boring.
What do you look bro?
Don't you forget about me.
Oh, I think Silky got the nods.
What?
Jerry?
There's no way, bro.
Bro, no way Jerry got flugging the nod.
you know what if Jerry got denied I'm not going to streamer you if I get
accepted
I'm leaving I'm leaving all the day I might even get a new camera for that
all right what if Kai what if Kai DMed you on some shit like but you didn't
tell me he's like yo bro like I look you want you like
fun dude what you just ruined my whole PR now how does that ruin your PR because
I don't want to work to someone I don't know
you should say you'd love to work with Kai some of that bro Kai if you give me bro I'm dropping stable in a heartbeat
so I'll come work for the fucking Kai mom now let's get this shit on
you see these cops are here look at this shit look at this shit
fuck the police ha ha oh my other lights are on
Dude, you should put a yamakawa on top of your-
Ah, I should, right?
You would never get pulled over if you had a yamakawa on top of your car on a phone.
Like a top for like Rocket League?
Yeah, just for like-
Is this a team lambo?
Like, I look like you liked the white, you know that thing about it?
No, you originally said you were never going to change the color.
No, I've always said back in the day that I always- you could actually find out, talk
trainwrecks having sex with my mom for a purple year of Lamborghini year as
perfomante that's actually crazy how that like a manifestation had I get it
I think the white looked better in the video the way I rented it though it was
It was like a creamy light, it was clean, it was nice.
Really nice.
Don't you
forget about me.
No, no.
Swallowed all that shit, it was so big.
Yeah, you know it's all just boogers.
I know, just boogers and dust and mucus
and slime and fucking Schlimock.
We forgot a pie cost you're saying this pie cost. What's a pie cost?
You get hit me with some crazy shit. I almost said oh my god. I know it's like it actually rolls off the tongue
I don't even want to say it next they're gonna like
Now you asked me if I had a matter
Yes, you've got a matter monkey
We should play some country while we're building all this shit, we'll play some country music.
You think so?
Oh my god, I mean, drink a beer or two, I'm gonna-
I have some mics hard.
Dude, there's a shit ton downstairs from the party left over, so-
Let me know now, I wanna learn how to build this, it's gonna be me and you.
Yeah, it's fine.
I don't care if the sun is going down.
It's fine, right?
The chat is gonna help us though.
And he's skipping in.
Boys around here, drinking that ice-cool beer.
No, no, no. You gotta do the one that he's...
He's bouncing on my booty cheeks. I love the way he frowns.
That's actually a classic, too.
But what's the other one where it's like,
the girl, the popular girl right now, who's making country music with... how does it work?
Oh, she goes like,
He's a cowboy.
Ooh, he's coming to play with me right now.
See, like, Marlon would just open the gate with his, like,
eyes.
Don't you forget about me.
Baby, skip it.
I'm in my neighborhood, so technically this is illegal driving, let me check, I'm good
for it.
We're on my property right now.
Last thing I did before going to town bro.
No way it's not there.
Oh there it is.
Oh, there it is.
Car, see that?
Please give me free feedback.
Car, see, money.
Last thing before going to bed, bro.
Were you near a waterfall?
Hey, what? I'm locked out of my own house.
Can I see my heart? Please give me that.
Come on, you're my money. Just give me my money.
It's my son, bro. I thought I could get you to sugar you.
Hey, they've ever obtained gifted, Matthew Ushul.
Thank you.
Guys, look, I can text and drive because I'm on my own property.
Heh, I can't get banned.
You can't ban me, bro, this is my house.
This is literally my prop-
Bumblecloth!
And cause in ah-ha-ha
And give me free Viva-ha-ha
Holy fucking...
What?
Bunny just ran across.
Oh, I don't give a fuck if that bunny's in front of me.
I'll kill it.
At my, I don't care.
That's a good place to park your spork.
Park.
Park.
Park.
What?
I'm just a matter of living!
What?
I'm just an I-Coke living.
Hey, what's the matter?
Loki, should we do it in the shade?
Like here?
Build it all and then move it over there?
We can build it out with the turquoise.
Voss!
Not a match out.
Not a match out.
There.
That's far out here.
What's it gonna bring it?
Oh, let me see.
That shit was hard stuck in there.
That's a good song, bro.
People want to hate on my music, bro, but like...
Hey, Google.
Hey, Google.
Hey, Google.
Hey, Google.
I said, hey, Google.
Hey, Google.
Hey, Google.
Google, do you steal us?
You got that?
Finally, you've been in the grand imagino.
Dude, I think you just lean forward all the way
away and put it on your back and just walk like the hunchback of Notre Dame.
Can we grab that side, yeah?
Just get it ready, I'm gonna pull it out and just keep it out of there.
You under that?
You wanna get around it like, I got it.
Yeah, let's go to the top.
Ugh!
What the fuck is that?
Who the fuck put that there?
Can I take a left?
Yeah, we're gonna figure it all out and then we're gonna move this.
I'm just gonna go through the shape and just tie it.
How?
Honestly, it looks pretty good on that fall.
Yeah, I know, but we want to do it near the pool. We're gonna have like pool dates.
Huh.
That's a bad idea.
Pool dates.
They ain't somewhere?
They're the greatest.
Yeah, never.
Is there anything else?
No, but we might be building a one by one soon.
So I might need help with that.
If you don't have Pepsi.
So, until then, yeah?
Yeah.
All right.
Can I get a W Lucas in the fucking chat?
Yes, Lucas.
Don't.
If you ever want to kill yourself, don't do it.
I will never.
Don't do it.
It's not worth it.
I'll help you take this over there if you want.
Sure.
It's up to you.
Hang on, Joe.
Oh, shit.
Let's have Laura.
All right, let's go.
Top five orders. Respect moments, shit.
It's actually beautiful, Al.
Are you guys gonna be able to mount the TV,
or just fuck you, and we're gonna be able to mount the TV?
All right. Are you crazy?
Wait, there comes the tools out of the studio.
Uh, no.
Not at all.
There's nothing.
There's nothing.
Did you just get up?
What the fuck was that?
Oh my god, what is that?
It just cut me open.
What the fuck was that?
Well, I think it was a dubious scoop of noon.
What could it be a dubious scoop of noon?
Wait, so these don't come with any tools?
No, but I do. I'm not gonna lie.
I do have a drill in my car.
It may make your life easier.
Wait, but I'm confused. Does it not have anything?
No, I don't think so.
But I'm saying like, you know how it comes with like, like small shits in the middle of the house?
Yeah, check, does it? There's no way they sell TVs without...
No, T. Actually, you might be right. You might have one little tool.
No? The mouse should come with it?
I know it comes with a screw.
I gotta take it off. I'm not kidding. Keep it in the camera.
How am I going to do this?
I fucked up my fingers.
You don't want to wear a task grabber?
I've got two chargers attached, I've got everything in them.
I can get a little bit of spark at tomorrow, I guess.
I see you.
Mounts don't come with it.
Wait, so do we need tools though?
Like, I feel like it should come with the shit to do it.
What is it?
I feel like there's tools somewhere in the house, bro.
Yeah.
There has to be something.
If not, bro, I can bring my toolbox.
I'll let you know, yeah?
Do I need to go this way?
No, I need to.
I'll let you know.
All right, I'll grab the last thing.
Fucking hell, man, like, I shouldn't have carried that, bro.
I got to cut down.
Now I got to take off three weeks.
Did you have the first date to have some money?
You want me to do this, right?
I'm sorry.
No.
All right.
You got to get out.
Say bye.
Yeah.
I'll text you if you need anything, yeah?
Thank you, Lucas.
Don't be fucking Lucas in the chat.
Yo, my fucking hand is cuddled.
I'm deadass taking off.
That's what I'll do.
You might as well, bro.
You don't want to get more severe.
Dude, this might get infected.
I know.
Oh, God, it hurts, though.
I mean, yeah, it didn't look like it.
It looked really unpleasant.
I don't know if I could do this.
I probably can't.
I have a whole bunch of bits.
I don't know, I probably need the actual thing, if anything.
But I think we have stuff.
I'm not, because when we saw this shit, I brought shit.
surprise or is it red bull pen in your house?
you have the...
oh this really hurts, bandits
you're not gonna lie, you already have the thing where you want to mount it
did I see that?
but if I have a... no?
no
but is that what it is?
the paint box?
it might have a tool now
oh you know it
alright, thank you
well it actually hurts when I bend though
Should I take off like really?
You could end in me and I could just build it all myself.
You're not going to task wrap it?
Well, me and the task wrap are going to build it.
Hey, if not, just take a picture of the screws and then I'll come and bring them.
I'll get back.
Thank you.
I'll go.
What if we don't know where he lives and he used to run off the house?
Keep going bro. Christian should have run off their TV too.
Christian I know if you're watching right now I know you wanted to run off of this shit.
Alright chat.
You both 58 inch TV?
Say oh god!
Bro!
Wait what?
They actually scammed us. Ronnie scammed us.
Oh it's upside down.
Oh we're gonna-
Wait!
Where's my .4?
Yo, I'm not gonna lie, .4 inches is a lot.
That's a fuck ton.
That's at least 40 bucks back.
Well, that's a fuck ton of...
That's huge, though!
.4?
Should I wait for a nap, Jack?
Yeah, you coulda started unboxing shit.
Wait, they're saying I should wait for him.
Someone's out to pick up the phone.
Your call has been...
Am I a fucking bum?
Or are they talking? I'm gonna go pee.
It's scary!
What the f***?
Is this the same size?
Huh?
Yo, how far are you?
What do you mean?
How far are you, bro?
How far am I?
Yes.
What are you talking about?
How far are you? I'm going to wait for you to build it.
So it might be alone from the house?
Yeah.
Why are you here to say that?
How far?
Like 45 minutes.
How far are you?
It's like 45.
I'm just a little bit of traffic.
Yo, but how far is it?
I mean, it's been great since I think like 15.
I'm gonna serve out you then.
How far are you?
It's like, I'm not even kidding, I'm manifesting like an accident right now, I don't give a
fuck, call me weird.
I'm manifesting two flat tires on the right side.
I'm gonna pee over it. You mind holding it down?
I'm gonna do that.
Just literally just talk to him and pee on it.
Oh, okay.
Let's go to the channel.
Wow!
Very nice!
Yo, yo, yo.
Yo, yo, yo.
Yo, yo, yo.
Please give me back.
You know you'll be back after this.
You know you'll be back after this.
You know you'll be back after this.
You wanna hear some crazy on master waves, you ready?
Yeah.
I'll just keep going.
It's just necessary.
Got it.
Wait, what the?
No, I'm not gonna FaceTime you bro, like...
What are you listening to in there?
You fucking weirdo.
Like what are you actually listening to?
Hey!
Chad, should I wait or should I just start?
You could just unbox.
What are you waiting for?
Nothing like you do.
I'm stable, Renoto, I'm stable, Renoto, and this is me and adapt.
He'll come in.
This will go, hey, I'm going to react for you too.
I'm stable, Renoto.
Wait, let me get a little bit of background.
That's way too dark.
I'm stable, Renoto, and today we're renovating the courthouse.
I'm with my friend, adapt, who's going to be here in just a second.
We're going to start renovating.
We're going to build the backyard.
This is the before, yep, yep, this is the before, yep, yep, yep, this is the before,
yep, yep, and now this is going to be the after.
Just kidding, you're not going to see it.
Make sure to hit the subscribe button, comment, I was here.
If you're on Twitch right now, make sure to type in the chat, wherever it is, say hi
YouTube.
Hey, if you're on YouTube, come over to the Twitch side, bro.
Maybe put a Keck one in the chat, maybe put a hello, a W, whatever you want.
We're live every single day for 10 hours a day.
So let's begin.
All right.
First set, we need to get a knife, a Karando, let's go to my room with my book.
Can you find that one?
So I'm going to get the knife, I'm going to unbox it all.
Right when I finish unboxing it all, just like a neat string or something like that.
and then I'm gonna just call a task grabber over.
You know, I'll put it up.
I think that's a good job, Matt.
Hurry up, you little...
That's a good job, Matt.
Come on!
What if Burger Dennis was just standing up smoking right here?
What are you doing? Can't I double the program today?
Green. You showed it? Yeah, that green's nice.
Alright, fine.
What are you waiting for?
Show me what you can do!
Hey!
A job son! A job son!
A job!
Daddy!
Hey, Daddy!
Hey, Daddy!
Hey, Daddy!
Oh, hi, Daddy!
Should we do a parking segment?
Oh, daddy, what did you get?
Uh, a bunch of decor.
Got an unloading.
Whoa, how much of this shit?
How much you guys spent?
Oh, $1,000.
Actually, how much was it?
That's the new one.
Thank God?
Thank God.
How much?
What do you think, over 100?
I mean, everything in it broke the news card.
$2,000?
Two less.
Damn, how do you...
No, I mean...
How do you gonna work?
It's out, y'all.
What's that?
What?
That was me.
Damn, we're gonna have to split the shit up somehow.
I'm gonna start unboxing some shit.
I'm on the turf, OK?
Yeah.
Why does it sound sad?
Maybe because the first question
asks us how much you spend now.
How was your shopping going?
Don't give a fuck.
Damn, bro, what'd you all get at that?
I don't give a fuck.
Did the shopping go well?
Are you ready to turn our background
into the dog-boss-gody background, or whatever?
Fuck that shit.
What?
Imagine like a skin came out of an item shop and you copped it and you didn't tell your
friend.
And then like he missed it.
Imagine like OG School Tool came out.
Did you feel the way, right?
Yeah, but that's not really all that's happening.
Yeah it is.
Boy, you get those fucking shafts off.
This is what real men do, Chad.
Oh my god, I need it. I need it.
I get it. My card, like.
Hey, come over here.
Alright, where should we start?
A beer?
Yup. I got some shit, bro.
Oh, and it's an Olympic CD.
Yup.
85-HQV mini LED TV.
Yeah, this shit for us.
Yeah.
What do you think we should put in?
Don't dig in your ass.
I think I was going to put it where the SS matters.
Yeah, the umbrella, we have an 11-inch one here that can shake this.
Wait, who can move?
Yeah, we're going to put these on real.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, and that.
Yeah, bro.
And I got a sound board.
And a subwoofer.
Perfect.
Yeah, but I think you should. I thought it would be a lot of fun.
There's a game tonight I heard.
Who's playing?
I think Romeo.
But we've got to get everything set up before sundown and like, you know.
Yeah.
You've got to get set up, bro.
We've got to get everything done before the sunset. Yeah, 100%.
You've got to... So where are you going to put this?
I can do it on wheels. I'm just going to set it up first and then we can just put it
wherever.
Okay.
I think you... I think Chad, let me know if you agree, how big are the umbrellas for
real? Like, are they nice?
Yeah.
I feel like one big one give two big ones enough to yeah you should put one in
this corner one of that one one here one one's inside the table I think we got
table with six chairs and it's gonna go on that end right by that there's a
umbrella that goes in the table so that shades that and then we can put another
big one that starts right here and it hangs over so it shakes this and then three tiny
beds, three side tables, and three spotlights kind of sounds like everyone just do their
own thing at the end it'll make sense.
Alright, let me move it, everything's in the process, everybody just be patient and smile
in the chat.
This is a time of where people can make friends in the community, shut up, just saying that
I actually have the American experience of having an outside day.
I might want to get some beers in our system, you know, usually when you get some beers
in your system, everything's a lot more fun.
When you drink beer, you know, hang out with your friends, especially when you're outside.
You guys both have a beer in your system, it's just more fun, you know.
It's just a lot more fun.
Everything's just a lot more fun when you have a beer, when you can just, whoa, wait,
you gotta stop.
You gotta stop, you gotta stop.
Hey, do you live here?
Yeah.
Oh, you're good.
Yeah, okay.
Wait, you've been driving with the tank open the whole time?
Happy Brogan.
Who did that?
Someone scratched his car.
You think it was like actually someone's-
Bro, we had a girl who dead-ass got mad because she was driving a Tesla.
It's because of that, right?
Why do I fake like the side of the truck?
Like it's starting to look better.
Maybe I just want a truck.
Can I buy a truck next?
Can I just get like a Raptor or a TRX?
Right here?
Yeah, it's on.
Imagine if I had a TRX...
Where are my knives?
Small dick energy, bro. I'm 5 fucking 7.
Like, I'm getting out of the trunk. I'm gonna look like I have a small penis anywhere.
Okay, so this is the one actually.
I do the thing, Chow.
Five-seven question mark.
You're five-two.
Just do it, bro.
All right, what is the most logical thing to open first?
Everything?
Yes, seriously.
Logically, we can do the TV first or the stand.
How do you build the stand?
Right?
Yeah.
Adap, what would you open first?
The TV or the stand to build it?
Finally, the TV.
You don't have to build the TV to take a building.
Are you sure there's nothing I have to do?
Yeah.
Come on, I thought it would up your head.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, what do you think?
What do you think?
Put all the electronics on?
Take a PC.
Oh, shit.
Let me do that.
Yeah.
Ah!
You take it out of the sun, so we're not hot.
Dude, thank god we did this.
Hey, shout out to Marlon, bro.
You made turf.
This came in handy.
Shut the fuck up, bro! Stop being a sissy boy!
I don't know. I don't need the oil shit.
Alright. First step, we build the stand!
Sure!
Alright. How do you open it?
What are you doing there, Ashley?
Hey!
Ahhhh!
We got a W in the chat for Ron to work it hard.
Bro, it's glue!
We got to call a task rabbit.
Yeah, Ashley, let's talk about it.
Wait, we got to call a task rabbit.
Probably do.
You want to call him, bro?
Bro, it's not ripping.
How the f-
How do you open it?
It's a penis, I'm 24 almost, you know that, what's your favorite thing about life right
now?
Death.
Dying.
Finally.
I need to all end in every piece of quiet.
That's my only thing for a kid.
Would you be satisfied, Doug?
Uh, yeah.
Like, would it change your life?
No, yeah, it probably would change my life.
So I'm like, does that ever hurt?
Like, I might just die?
No.
Why?
Cause I don't think you're gonna die from everything.
Like, what if someone like in a chat
really hates me and just wants to kill me?
Yeah, that would suck.
I'm done with that suck.
Guys, who would be sad in the chat?
3,000 knees, like, honestly.
You gotta realize that I make these guys dead.
Like, if I'm not alive, some of them don't eat.
I don't care.
So am I just a fucking idiot?
Like, dead ass.
Like, do you understand this or not?
Because like, do they use super glue?
Like, you see what I'm talking about?
bro they use like fucking glue for that oh like what is this
oh dead ass this is good for that oh so much
pretty efficient glue oh I think I got it
There we go.
Holy shit, man!
What the fuck is this?
Is this such a joke?
It make me look like weak?
Yo!
I will all have a Dutch POV of banks.
a small road box.
Hey, we did it, chat.
We unboxed it. W. fucking Rob.
All right.
Got her.
It's just like Legos. You keep all the parts.
You know what I'm talking about?
I'm familiar with Legos.
Everyone knows, you 50-50 everything in life.
I don't ever see...
You coming out?
Little buddy out.
Jiggle it, keep driving.
Alright, do I do that?
Ah!
Oh no!
I mean, it's a bunch of metal, it's fine, it looks like it.
Alright, hold on now.
You really might not beat that one.
Don't say that.
I was like, grab that paper though, cause it's a little sharp in there.
Alright.
Get on with the exit.
Anorak is in the trash. It's like shit.
Guys, we gotta be in the paint house.
You ready to go?
I don't think it's going to be like hard, but it's just going to be painful.
How hard is this really to build?
There's no way it's hard to build it.
Oh, it gives you like a...
I think it already comes...
What's in that bag? That bag?
All the parts.
Wheels?
Oh, the wheels are easy.
Easy?
Oh, no.
Oh, there's the goop.
Oh, no.
There's the goop.
Oh, no!
Hello, it's Ash grabbing.
Good dog.
No!
Hard work.
There's the... say, oh, God.
One of those suitcases of wrench and pliers.
Wait, this is dead ass.
Wait, this is dead ass.
Wait, this is dead ass.
Wait, this is dead ass.
Wait, this is dead ass.
wrench and fire.
Wait, this is dead outside.
Oh my god.
Alright, well, there might be a wrench and fire on those wires.
I don't know.
Maybe not.
Oh.
Oh, no.
Ooh, is there one in that?
I see one in that one, in the bag, right underneath you.
Yeah.
Oh, yes!
You might only need that.
Wait, I think we're a good check.
Wait.
We're good.
Okay, this is a mobile TV cart for a beginner.
Step one, determine whether your TV has a flat back or an irregular or obstructed back.
Probably should have something to give you a look, I assume it's a flatback.
It's probably two sets of instructions.
Wait they're saying it's flat, they're saying it's flat.
The flat is probably a log here too.
Which is good.
Check if it came with a sped manual.
What's a sped manual?
I don't know.
Okay, carefully place your TV face down on the cushion clean surface.
Hey, what?
This is too hard.
Okay, I've got it.
Oh my god, I don't understand this.
Yeah, it's hard as fuck, I'm not gonna lie.
I might just have to put the fucking,
let me just put the batteries in the speaker instead and just turn that shit on and call it a reinvestration.
Bro, I don't want to do this.
like $100, Nate will come over and build this shit and it'll literally feel like a court
side of every World Cup game.
Hi guys, do you know how to do this?
Okay, you know what?
Let's not give up.
Everyone smile and we'll be positive.
Let's open a TV.
Yeah?
Okay.
Three, three, three.
Let me skip the game.
Why is it open?
Um, hello?
Why is it open?
Um, hello?
Alright, how do I drag this out without breaking it?
Um, I'm gonna flip it, just get ready to hold it.
Just hope that doesn't fall, alright?
Just hope.
Can I put the camera down?
Oh, this is not a fucking good idea
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay, thanks.
Lines in the opening.
You can't just look at it.
Hey, why isn't it like, you know what I'm talking about?
Oh, let's take this layer off.
How do you...
Yeah, I have one hand.
Just hold it for a second.
in terms of actually helping.
They're saying, slide it.
Wrong way, you stupid fuck.
Yo, why don't we go just treat me
like I'm a fucking idiot?
So now who's an idiot?
So now who's an idiot?
So now who's an idiot?
Motherfucker!
Why am I doing the hard labor bro, I'm just a baby.
What the fuck was that?
Alright.
Okay, my face.
So, I'm like really soaked in sweat.
Time is up.
What do I do now?
Take the white sheet off the side of the room.
Oh no.
That didn't sound good.
Good.
Thanks.
Take that out.
Take that outside.
Come on, please.
Let's see.
Okay, do you want me to actually do this out?
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Yeah
Making a fucking mess Indian tech tips small TV. How do you feel about Los? I can smell you from England
GG same size
You're on the I'm gonna read I'm gonna read every message start to finish
Props and see matters my ears broke out of you. He asked
Call a lot he can help you call those call those question mark. You could call Lucas
Most TVs bigger. Sun. Why the TV look he's small?
Please, girl, please. Help me.
Just take all the fucking voice-hop off.
Oh, this might be... yeah.
Sunbrow, Sunbrow, Sunbrow.
I'm supposed to flip it upside down. So what's that?
So what's that? Can you hold it on the left side?
All you need is one hand. Guys, you can hold it for a second.
I'm just a little bit of a wist.
Yeah, but I'm a little worried, like.
Rip me out the plastic bag, bitch, I'm back to Nancy Brando.
So now the face is covered, which is good.
And we have the flop bar.
Yeah, this TV's nice.
Yeah, it's a big ass flop.
This TV's like a fucking TV for that.
Guys, don't worry, the front of the TV is covered with the plastic.
That's actually really genius.
Can I get a W-ron?
That was actually smart.
Oh, you're a fucking W, bro.
Thank you.
All right, shall we?
All right.
Step.
Right.
Okay, so Chad, this is a flatback, correct?
Use your own need, a phillips screwdriver.
Make sure that you have all the hardware necessary.
Got it.
Where does step one?
There's like ten different steps, bro.
And then they speak Spanish midway?
Oh no, I skipped too far.
Okay, flat back.
The brackets lay flush against the back of your TV and do not block any jacks.
You do not need any spacers when assembling the wall mount.
What?
It says, carefully, oh here we go, carefully place your TV screen face down.
Check.
If your TV has a tabletop stand attached, remove the stand, it doesn't, lay the TV brackets
oriented vertically on the back of your TV.
Where's the TV brackets?
Is it that?
Am I having it up?
Is it this far?
I don't know.
What is it supposed to be?
Chat, is this a TV bracket?
Yes or no?
I mean, it's also more.
Is this the TV bracket?
You're just going to show a picture?
Yeah, but it's like flat already on the picture.
I can't tell but it's a small one this is snow that one under this one right there
This one or no yes or no, I think this one
No
I don't get it. Show it. Like show it bro. It doesn't make sense.
I think what the problem is we're... Bro, I don't think this is a real TV. I think they
sort of... No, no, no, no. I think we're looking at installation instructions. We need to be
I gotta build it.
Are you sure?
I don't know.
Let's see if it's building it.
Let's see the installation instruction.
Wait, the same instructions as the lameki.
Oh, should we just do a no instructions?
That could be applied to the graph.
I should have just changed the fucking Chinese in a second here if I keep spelling.
I don't get it.
You touched me just double it.
I'm dead ass confused though.
Maybe this.
I'm really having trouble here.
Oh, I got pictures.
Package contents.
TV mounting plate.
That's this.
TV brackets are this.
Got it!
Hold on.
So it says lay the TV brackets, or it's a vertically TV brackets, how many brackets
are there?
How many brackets are there, Lace?
It depends if it's what you're holding.
Wait a minute, this is the TV bracket?
This is the TV bracket.
So these need to go, oh, come over here, yeah.
I think these need to go like this, right, Chad?
I think these need to go like this, something like that.
Isn't it, bro?
I don't f**k.
Yeah, this Chad stuff's gonna get me out, but I need to give it a help.
Ladies, you gotta start learning the words.
Fucking hell, Rusty.
Look there.
Ohhhhhhhh!
Oh!
Okay. Got it!
Can you call Nate over?
How far does he live?
Want me to ask him?
How, I want him to help.
I don't want him to do it, I need help.
I can text them.
A dad, can you come here?
How about text them? What should I say?
Just say like, yeah, how far are you, do you want to pull up to help me run?
They're saying it's about the same...
Bro, I'm gonna go...
Bro, I'm gonna go stressing what lobby I am.
A dad!
Oh, Lucas, hold on, bro. I have a real engineer. Please.
Just hold on. Oh my god, stop putting this baby rage.
Okay
How do I know what screw it is though
It says
Align the scrolls identify what's going to be the playback
Remove the TV. Okay, so how do you remove TV brackets? Which was TV brackets?
Select
Okay, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
Okay, first step check, here we go.
Here we go.
Okay, so you will need AA, BB, CC, DD, MM, NN, and G.
Which one of those?
Is that, how do you know, ooh, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold
on, hold on, hold on.
I actually got it, wait, I'm learning, I'm learning, oh god, I'm learning.
It's learning, hold on.
Okay, so these are AA, these are, hold on, that's that, we do not need an EEFF or GG,
He just need a...
M-M-N-N.
Hold on, ladies, I'm actually learning.
Okay. Actually, I got it. No troll.
He said...
He said that I was about to pull up anyways because he's taking the TV from the living room and mounting it in the guesthouse for us.
So he said he's going to pull up either way and he said when he comes here...
How far?
He's down to, I don't know.
Is that about today though?
Yes, it's today.
Okay, first thing we do is we put the GG wait no what the fuck is that I don't fucking get it
how did I just look from the A to the GG how they just said I don't use the GG now I use it
Oh no, oh my fucking god, I'm actually start freaking out, oh god, I'm gonna start freaking
out.
This is where my patient starts getting low and then I just read the chat and then
it's just fucking 80.
I'm closing the chat, matter of fact, I'm doing this without chat.
I don't care, I don't need you guys.
Have fun amongst yourself in this chat.
Option two, attaching the malware with eRegulate.
No, I have a fucking flat back, bro.
Okay, first step, you get your AA.
So you take an AA and you put it in a BBC, hold on.
It's then attached to the B.
Come on up.
What do you see me trying to do?
This is the worst instruction manual I've ever read by.
I will say it is.
It doesn't make music.
It says.
I was looking at it.
Oh.
It says any of them work.
Hold on.
Everyone just calm down.
Hold on.
I got it.
So an AA goes into an M.M. Got it.
Just let me cook.
You know let me cook or not?
That's a good meaning.
It's a place to be horrible.
Let me cook.
Just let me cook.
You want to get behind me, maybe?
So you take that, so like this, then what you do is you put it in the back of these.
Now where did my screwdriver go up here?
So first thing you do is, okay, okay, we have an issue here, it's learning.
Then, what you do is, everyone knows this, this is the tips and tricks by Ron.
By the way, here, move.
I want to just...
Those tips and tricks by Ron, you want to take both sides out.
You never want to start with just one.
So then you do this.
Light work.
No reaction.
So we're working, I'm not even kidding, this is like what real engineers do.
I feel like I should like try to get on a NASA build rocket.
Okay, so Chad, before I continue, is this the right way or is this upside down?
Now I just have a weird feeling that this isn't just gonna work.
Well, there's nothing for this to screw into.
Wait, I'm a fucking idiot.
Cause look, it's like a fucking big dick going into a fucking small-
Yo bro, what is this?
Like a fucking cantaloupe!
Put it in there.
Put it in there?
Yeah.
Alright, you can't twist it.
You got it!
It does nothing.
No.
Thanks.
Oh my text. So fucking what? She said oh my god Darla got a chanel bag. Like why am I
getting texted while I'm streaming? I don't fucking care.
You got a bottle for your girlfriend, bruh?
I'm not buying it.
I should know about it.
You got a bottle, girl.
I got one.
I'm so confused.
Go ahead, bruh.
We got bad news.
What's that?
Um, I need a big ticket, looks like.
None of these work.
I need a big fucking penis, it looks like.
For what?
It doesn't work.
You're bigger than them?
Yeah bro, I'm a fucking idiot burger.
No, I'm gonna freak out bro, I'm dead-ass gonna fucking freak out.
Wait.
Can I use the TV score came with wait what I can use the TV score came with
Wait, is that work chat?
Wait, I can?
I'm not kidding, I need help.
I don't think I can do this by myself.
No, I really don't think I can.
I know it's hard to believe me, but I'm actually sped.
Okay, yeah, hold on.
You're never coming back.
Let's go and do this shit where you just never come back, bro.
Is this upside down, though?
Bro, Chad, is this right or no?
Like, you see how this is right here, Leis?
Leis?
I don't know. I don't have the instruction manual.
It's not about the instruction manual.
I think because it doesn't know what TV we have.
I'm gonna say like is that right?
I don't know.
I'm gonna actually just like end up like killing myself in an extreme mind and cave.
I run away.
Why are you leaving?
I'm just saying I was never gonna spend my time with you.
Yeah.
What happened?
This is gonna get my room shut. I did. I saw you get fucked.
You have a hard time leaving the TV.
Don't worry, right? Get out of here.
Hold on.
I'm gonna put this right here.
Yep.
Oh, the gym plate could be used as a-
Oh, Ron, he does nothing. I'm gonna fucking take- I'm dead as-
I don't even know what-
I'm doing this shit by myself.
Yo, sir, are you done? I'm confused.
You said you wanted to be done by sunset.
How was your doing it before?
Now, how do I smack that food out of my- hey, your hand, what's gonna happen?
Food will fall in?
Yeah, probably.
Didn't you want to be done before the sun set?
Yeah.
About an hour and a half.
Yeah. Do you know that this is gonna take longer than an hour and a half?
You think so?
I know so cuz you're not fucking helping
What the fuck do you mean did I get to stand what the fuck do you mean did I build a stand I'm building the fucking stand
That's why I said stand over here.
Oh, she notes it.
Oh, the same thing.
I don't even know if this is...
Oh my God.
Oh my...
Fuck it!
I'm gonna freak out.
Oh God, I'm gonna freak out.
I'm gonna take off.
It doesn't make sense.
Oh my god, the screws don't fucking go in!
Just fucking go in, bro! Oh my god!
This is like a fucking senior having sex with a freshman, bro.
What?
I already said it!
What college, bro?
What?
Why?
I think I know about high school.
I don't know, bro.
Why would I be talking about high school? I'm a grown-ass man.
I said it!
Okay, Jack, can I just scrap the TV like that? Can we just like, do we need a TV?
I don't give a fuck. I'm putting my foot on this shit.
How much was the TV at home?
A thousand bucks.
It looked like you made a lot of progress though. You're almost there.
Then what did you provide?
We just gave you the motivation.
Yeah, I was in your car, I don't know if I have a W.
Maybe not the E-Mode.
Definitely not a W.
Probably a lowercase W.
Probably a lowercase W and maybe one.
But not like a W-Span, not all caps.
Step two, assembling the cart base.
Cause then I just look at it and it looks hard.
I've never had a dad brought on how to do this.
Oh my fucking god!
Castlers, you're my castlers.
Next up, I need a PM-12 washer floor.
The fuck is a PM-HG fucking washer floor, bro?
You shut your fucking mouth right there on there.
I need a G spot, it says.
What is a G string?
A washer is the thing you were trying to put on the first screw, the flat thing, I'm pretty sure.
Yeah, but I need this one.
But the question is, where's the G string?
Is it under the washers too?
It's fucking hot, but we're gonna go to the pool. It's gonna feel great. I think it's
this. I don't know if it's this. On my soul, bro. Who builds TVs? No, they're not labeled.
sport is not labeled I don't know that letters on them yeah but that one is not
labeled I don't do you see this do fucking see this one
can I go so I can see you can't see that forward that says Q yeah where is it
all right let's just start looking and see if I remember label Q this one label Q
but this isn't the same size it says it's supposed to be big it's a huge
Oh my god, my fucking pussy needs to get fucked right now!
Move, just block on me, ready?
Look, I'm working, ready?
First thing we're doing is-
First thing we're doing is the wheel. W wheel.
Next thing we're doing is keel. Fuck it, I'm just gonna do this one.
If it's this one, this one. I don't think it's this one, mother.
Then we put this one in like this, like so.
Then when you put the keel in, you put the pig.
Like, do people really do this all day?
They work, like, outside?
Like, why would you ever do this?
To provide for your family?
No, just be a fucking streamer.
Okay, then it goes into the hole, lights up.
It looks like all you do is twist it.
Is he not?
So how do you do it?
Is he going in?
Right.
Is it?
Just keep doing it.
Tell me daddy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Is it 30-100% 100%?
Are you sure?
Yeah.
Do you ever have a girl that calls you daddy?
Uh, don't say that.
What's your like, your kink?
Feet.
Besides feet.
What it taste?
Like, have you dated a girl for like a year?
And she was like, y'all want to try some shit?
And she just wanted to like fuck your ass.
Would you do it?
No, bro.
I don't want to get fucked by my girlfriend.
Why?
Why?
Cause it gets to a point, you know?
At that point, it's like, who's dating who?
Yeah, but like, what if she loves her?
That's fine, bro.
I can love her if I have to fucking crack about her.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
Honestly, bro.
I mean, like, maybe eventually I'd come around to her.
Fucking god.
You tough to watch her, it's on the side.
I don't see it.
Bro, you know what?
Have you ever seen the one where they like,
Take all the
It's like
It's like where you put yourself missionary and you get fucked. I'm not I'm good off that
I would never do this. It's weird to spark right here and never do something weird actually like that
Like why would I go a missionary of my legs like this is crazy. Yeah, there's people other than what that ass get fucked by their girl, bro
Yeah, like that shit crazy
I'll be honest right if your girl is like, okay, I want to show you like I want to I don't know kiss on your face
I'm gonna shower. No
shower though like shower makes it shut in okay in terms of shower like what if you look after this
Shower makes it so there's a world
I still think there's a point one percent chance I'd ever actually be down for that
But like if there was an opportunity like shower would be the place to do it
They're just getting a hit by the water. It's like
The shower cleaning. Okay, but let's say like
Let's say your girl came to you right
And she's like, okay now, you know, I love you, baby
I love you so much
But like I want to try to I want to try to change it up a notch like let's say you dated for like years
She's like I want to have a threesome
But with a dude.
What's your reaction?
I'm sad. I fucking know you.
Okay, but let's say you had a cousin. Or she had a cousin.
Boy or girl?
A boy.
I'm good.
Nate just, I just got some bad news.
Oh, what's the news?
Well, the good news is bad news. What do you offer?
I want the good news.
So the news is he's leaving now.
Okay, bad news?
Bad news is he said it's about an hour until he gets here.
So basically, I have to do this myself.
yeah
i mean bro look at that we're making progress you
i'm just stroking the fucking wheel
look at the wheels we're wheeling
that's a stat bro
it's like greasy
oh god it's like greasy as fuck
yeah that's normal
is it?
I got nothing bro, I got no interesting, no fun, no good questions bro.
You happy at life?
Sometimes.
All the time bro, all the time.
Sometimes yeah.
What's the saddest thing that's happened to you recently?
Like I'm not just gonna randomly say that.
No you can't bro, it's a safe space.
I don't care.
It's a safe space, I promise.
I'm good bro.
It's a safe space.
I'll tell you bro, not saying that, I'm stating there's no point.
I promise you no one will laugh.
It's not about laughing bro.
I promise.
So if you're gonna be like parasol cleaning up.
Did you drink a beer?
No.
Oh no.
It's not going down I tell you.
I wish.
I fucking scare bro.
I don't know what I'm saying.
I don't know what I'm saying.
I don't know what I'm saying.
I don't know what I'm saying.
I don't know what I'm saying.
I don't know what I'm saying.
That fucking scammer.
That will definitely suck. I don't think about that much.
What?
Like whatever she fucking...
You got a relapse?
In life?
People are meant to die.
Yeah, but that's not what you possibly see in life.
I'm not sad, unfortunately.
Well...
I mean...
You gotta think about it like this, right?
You're gonna die one day.
Yeah.
So why not prepare for death?
Oh, I am, but I don't have any kids.
You don't have any kids?
I don't know, unless I find an excellent, beautiful girlfriend that's like...
Actually, I want to have a kid like, oh yeah, I know if I have a kid, the kid will be good.
Yeah, but there's probably a girl in the chat who might love you.
I'm gonna punch.
What if you meet your girlfriend through, like, Twitch?
It's not possible.
Holy shit, we're doing it, chat. Let's get a W going, yeah?
I don't think like you believe in love. I believe in love. Yeah. Um, I think people can be in love. Yeah, I just
It's not easy to find the perfect person
You believe in a soulmate?
What is that? A soulmate? I know like what it is. Like, what do you mean? Like what do you mean? Like I believe in one
Like you believe that there's one girl out there that was meant to see you
Um, why not?
I think so.
Yeah, because like, what if like, she's like meant to see me, right?
And she's like, you know, but like, she's like, chopped, and I'm just like, not going.
Yeah.
Or what if like, vice versa, like what if there's a girl that I see and she thinks I'm chopped?
I don't know.
Yeah, but that's...
I think it's hard to find someone that's loyal, bro.
Really?
That's what I think is the problem, bro.
I think there's a little girls out there.
Yeah, but like...
It's all about finding a girl who's just, you know, there for you.
Yeah, but you gotta find them that's gonna stay there.
Always be there.
Do you think your mom is a girl that was always there?
Yeah, and my grandma.
Then why don't you date them?
I don't want to date my family.
It's not really something I've gotten into over the years.
You never know, like you never know, bro.
I know, that's the thing.
Your mom is your soulmate.
But who? Your mom.
That's very unlikely.
What's your cousin?
I don't know.
I don't know. I really have any cousins. I like that, though.
Have you ever had like a cross car or what have you done before?
Nah, they're never bad.
They're bad, isn't they?
I'm escaping!
Chat, is there an easier way to do this?
I'm like going super slow, but I'm getting it.
You could swing it way more right, so now I have the waltz.
Yeah, I don't need it.
Let's see if I glitched.
Or what if you put the long way and then you twist it from the short end?
Like put the long way in so the short end is pretty like this, so the top.
Okay.
What?
Nah, I can't.
Yeah, you can't just stick it in like that?
Like this?
Like the long, like that?
Yeah, like that.
That's what I was going to say.
Chad, do you guys have girlfriends or boyfriends?
Any girlfriends, you said?
Well, like, they need someone to do.
Maybe I'm all fucked up, but actually it's like no joke.
I mean, bro, it's all about balance.
Like, you got to realize, like, it's like anything.
It's like work, right?
It's like you have to figure out a balance.
That's a shh, like, bro.
It's a lot more like, like, you actually want to be like a good,
like, significant other.
You got to actually, like, give time to it.
I'm not going to do all that right now.
Have you ever owned a pet?
Yes.
same shit. My dog's not gonna cheat on me. My dog's not gonna cheat on me. My dog's not gonna be
flirting with another owner. You don't know that. My dog's not gonna be like. I don't know if you're
Fucking up your hair when you see a boy
All right, finally that one's tight
Slowly but surely chat we are doing it. I just hope that this is right. It says L goes there. So this is out. I
Don't know bro. I low key
Dude, I just think my fucking perception of all this is perma-griefed.
Really? Why? Because of you?
Nah, that could be me.
Or having kids, in my opinion, is good if you find someone that's like you love.
Like, just having sex, like, I don't care how people just be like fucking just having random kids,
and then just never seeing them, like...
Like, I'm ready to put a mini-ron in the words.
Are you though? Like, genuinely are you?
Yeah.
That's just cancer.
That's what gives you purpose. I don't think you realize it until you have it.
And anyone's like, you're rich.
Like, if I had a kid right now, I would.
I've got a kid all the time that I'm rich.
Huh?
It's all about making a child to hope that he gets rich, and then you ask for his money.
It's like a cheat code. Like, if you have 10 kids, let's be realistic.
One of them's gonna be successful.
Yeah.
Like the method is there. How's the chat by the way? I haven't seen it in a minute.
Chat, I'm sorry this part's long. It's just fucking taking a minute.
Can this fucking go any faster, bro? Like...
Why would they not give you like a screwdriver, like a real one?
It's like such an awkward position.
The battery is getting switched.
Let me see what you guys have in time, right?
I see him.
Hi.
Indian.
Oh, we're done. Finally.
Is everything okay over there?
Yeah, just...
Okay, so now, Jack, it says put the M in.
Oh, okay.
Right here.
Bro, I'm really fucking up, Liz.
All the screws are going everywhere.
Yeah, that's gonna be really easy and kind of fun, Lawrence.
Ah, Chad, what do I do if all the screws are everywhere?
How did you even manage that?
Why do I look fat from this angle?
Oh, so this should just not work?
Oh, I don't get it.
He like stops going in midway.
but it's the right screw I'm gonna be honest I don't think that's what you know
like it is yeah there's a thing look okay but it's like what the not saying
it's your fault what the fuck are you screwing in if you put that in I mean
what are you talking about it's supposed to hold it it's holding the pole all the
poles you just put in yeah
No, it says put in M. This is M. There's only two screws in here, too. And there's only two holes, so I fit. Yeah, this is right.
Wrong side. I'm gonna fucking... I'm gonna do a fucking fan contest soon, bro.
It's not from the top.
It's not from the top.
Wait, they're saying crossed reddit. What does that mean?
I'm so fucking lost.
I think we actually have to do that, sir.
Ah, yeah.
It's not going in though, Chuck. Did somebody explain?
I don't get it. It's not going in.
Chet, give up on this stuff?
I don't get it.
Chet, do I need it?
Do you think I need it or no?
They're saying loosen up the holes, but they like you look it like you see it's in right now
So right now it's in but then when I start to twist it it just goes undone
I'm going to fuck you up.
I'm actually going to fucking freak you out.
I need a lunch break.
I don't know what a washer is, it just tells me...
Watchers the flat thing that you have on there?
From the bottom insert one and then tighten it with the wrench. That's what it says. It says this is normal.
I just don't get it. I don't fucking get it! I'm gonna fucking freak out, bro!
I'm about to throw this shit across the room, I'm not kidding.
It doesn't make sense.
It doesn't make-
Ladies, this is not going in.
Ladies, this is just dead ass not working.
I don't know, I don't see-
I'm gonna throw it, I'm gonna- I'm gonna- I'm gonna throw it in a second.
That's pretty dumb idea.
Oh, does it fucking work?
Screw it the other way!
Yo, retards!
I'm looking at the manual, you fucking idiots!
Fuck, Rooks, is it the other way?
I actually don't know what to do, I'm dead serious.
Fuck, Rooks, is it the other way?
I'm really confused.
Oh my god.
What is it folding upside down?
Mogue.
That's right.
The short side has this. This is right.
I really don't get it, Chad I don't get it, why isn't this, can you actually somebody explain
this, like look, it's in the hole but it's not tightening at all.
Like it's supposed to be like, is this it?
No, it's just not going, it's really not doing it.
It's dead ass not tightening.
the chat dumbass okay I'm reading go line it up with the pole yo what do you
think I'm fucking doing you retards I'm not even kidding like this has to be
like a troll right it's coming out like I you know oh wrong screw wrong screw
Got it. So it told me to grab M and I grabbed M. There was only two in there and it says all I need is two.
Look at the poles on center. I forgot. I forgot the poles on center. Like...
I deadass don't give a fuck anymore, oh god I don't.
I'm gonna try but I don't know.
Like oh god this is the time of shit that makes me just wanna just like kill myself.
You have the temper of a princess. Yo what's up Toby?
I mean it's just not, it's just not like straight in there.
You can see where the screw is supposed to go in but like I don't know what it is.
It's straight, I'm looking at it, it just looks bunchy, look.
No, I mean this one's off centered.
But I mean like I don't think it's the way the impolds are installed, it might just be the way that the shit was built.
Bill, you might have to like force it in, like, uh...
This just doesn't make sense.
It really just doesn't make sense.
Please, can you work?
Please, I miss you too, Toby.
Listen, I'll leave the corp away so quickly
if you remind me of the assignment.
Just hit my number.
Doesn't work, no, oh, God, it doesn't work.
Like, oh, God, this isn't dumb as shit ever.
Trash screen it in like this. Trash screen it in like this. Just leave it right there and then try to screen it in.
Because you can't see it on camera, we're like...
Okay, well, there's no point of raging, breaking it.
Trying to fucking align it, bro.
genuinely though like what if we just skip the step like it feels like it's in
there pretty good it doesn't mean it's what I'm saying
Hold it up.
Like hold it straight up.
Okay hold on.
Hold it.
Help.
Now don't drop it.
I mean.
Honestly this is really fucking heavy.
Should I drop it or not?
Yes.
It doesn't make sense.
I do think we can do it.
It doesn't it doesn't make sense bro. It actually doesn't make sense you guys are calling me the thing is
I don't know if the TV can hold it. That's what's inside
Yeah
Cuz like bro, it's gonna be you like
Like nailed the TV's gonna be like screwed in
Pro chat. I'm dead ass seriously. Can you stop for one second or else?
We're just gonna have nothing to do the whole day. It's literally facing towards me like look look at the manual look
Look, this small side, the corner, small side, the corner, it doesn't make any sense.
Then it says press the M under it, under the pole, under the pole, use the R. The R doesn't
make any sense.
Flip it upside down.
So this is what y'all want me to do, what difference is it going to make?
It's just not going in.
So now I'm the bad guy that tosses across the room, right?
Because it just doesn't make any sense.
It really doesn't make sense, Lace.
And I'm not like...
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Could just ask a doubt, skip the step, wait for Nate.
Guys, you're telling me it's the wrong stuff.
I'm getting rage-mated, right?
Right?
Maybe there's another bag labeled M.
There's literally the only one that says M.
And there's two of them in it.
That means they make sense.
There's only two holes.
Yeah, I agree.
Just wanted to double check this and this stuff.
I'm going crazy because I'm stuck on something.
It doesn't make any sense.
Like, Lays, this doesn't make sense.
Yo, yo, yo.
I'm done, by the way.
I'm about to quit.
Oh god, I don't give a fuck.
This shit doesn't make sense.
I've been trying to do the same screw over and over, it doesn't work.
Okay, actually, how far do you want?
I've done two things.
Yeah, but look, it's real.
It's not going in.
You didn't get the car to get the car, man.
Eat that ass is like...
Eat that ass is just doesn't make sense.
I actually don't got it.
Like, all I got, I'm not so into content, I don't get it.
I don't get it.
Like, like, is there a fucking hammer?
Like, at this point, I, like...
It does, I don't get it.
I don't fucking get it.
I actually don't get it.
I don't fucking get it.
I don't get it.
Oh my God.
No, I don't want help, Lucas.
I'm doing this shit by my fucking self, bro.
I don't care if I stay here forever.
Loose in the top screws. Okay. I got you guys, bro. I fucking got you guys.
No, I got you guys, bro. Let me fucking loose in the top screws,
because that'll make a big difference.
Let me just after spending five minutes tightening them. Yeah, I got you.
I got you guys. Let me just literally undo all the progress we did.
Spare the scapidoo!
You having fun?
Yeah, this is a blast.
This is why I hate loading streams without a professional like a Pepsi.
Because everyone just complains about it. They did the same shit during the boat stream.
Of course.
It's like the boat ended up working.
Yeah, and I know this is going to end up working.
I'm a fucking goat.
I don't need anyone in this fucking
chat to tell me what to do.
I could do this shit out of you guys.
Please.
Please, for the love of fucking Marlin work.
Please, is it working?
Hey, W. Lucen, Horace Lucen.
I appreciate you, bro.
Someone give that guy. Let's start some positive reinforcement, bro. Let's go. We just got another stuff completed
W chat someone typed an actual good message. Yeah, one dude out of the five hundred thousand the fucking type bullshit
I don't know I think I got a fucked up screw now. I don't care though. I deadass don't care
What are you fucking laughing about?
Why am I doing this?
Why are you streaming hard labor when you can't just stream like video games and make money?
I can literally go play fucking Division 3, Fortnite and have more fun than this.
I need god. I'm not kidding. I'm ready though. I'm dead ass serious. Like I'm ready to die.
Now this side's not working. Do I need both sides shot? Like realistically?
What do you think? Do you think I need both sides?
I'm going to say no, but I'm also like, I also said you could probably skip this whole step and it would be fine.
So like, I don't know if that's for me.
It's a hang screw again.
It could just be as good as it gets.
Is that fine chat? Like no troll. Like do I need this to go all the way in?
Like dead ass is not moving.
It's a fucked up screw. I fucked up the screw.
They're saying it's crawl. I stripped it. Yeah, I stripped it.
Loosen the top
I swear to God, I'm like going crazy. I'm dead. I serious. This is like a test
This is like a test by God to see if I just like slip up and just call someone a bad words
Like I'm serious. The Sun is actually setting. We're gonna be here in the dark. Yeah, did I dad? Did you get the lights?
I'd rather play out in ring duos with low polos for 75 days than fucking duos right now.
It doesn't even...
Oh no.
It's like fucked.
I fucked it. It's sideways now.
It's fine, just...
I can't.
It's like, it's not going to go back in now.
You see?
Yeah, it's fucked. It's fucked.
There's a look on the line. Can you see it?
Yeah, it should look fucked up.
Yeah, that's how it looks.
It should look like a toy for fucking Thanos.
That side makes me fucked.
Stop bro.
Well you're over there.
I'm just not.
How you doing?
You're doing a great job though.
I'm almost there.
Any of my fucking stream rappers.
This is like the most miserable shit I've ever done.
I saw it.
This is gonna be fulfilling.
Yeah.
Honestly, yeah.
It's really hard.
This is tough.
This is like really difficult.
How do you get me to use it?
You actually use it.
You get asked to use it.
Or got paid for doing it.
Yes.
You use it.
I know.
It's hard.
It's really stressful.
It's a lot of cortisol.
This is a good guy.
What do you like to do with this?
What do you like to do with your room?
Essentially such a W row, gosh.
It's just so nighting.
He's drunk right now, man.
Get up, baby.
Fuck you, you shit.
I don't care about that shit, I'm gonna fuck.
This shit can be a lot of stuff.
I get it, I still don't give a fuck.
I don't give a fuck.
I get it, I still don't care.
I don't care.
It's not happening.
Unless you want to fucking screw it in, it's not happening.
So yeah, I think I'd like some magic touch.
I'm just gonna retighten this, that took me five minutes to tighten.
Hey, hey, I guess we got a sick ass TV.
I'm gonna throw the TV in the pool.
You gotta be laughing at that, you think that couple do a lot of-
I don't care, I'll do it all stream, I don't give a fuck.
This shit is just like...
I swear to God I'd rather donate a charity than do the sugar.
I only laughed right there because I watched you shut up when you fucked me up and I knew
you were going to look up at the camera and look at me.
I'm moving on. I don't give a fuck about that shit. I don't. I don't care. I don't care. I'm not gonna see if there are 15 minutes trying to do this shit.
Okay, now we need the L screws. Yep, let's go. All my L's got empty, so I don't even know what they look like.
I don't know what the L's look like. Is it these? You think? Yeah.
I wouldn't know because they all just got undone. You know, let's just make it fucking harder.
No, let's just make it harder. I don't give a fuck. I don't get it. I don't give a fuck.
I mean it's just like wide though, it's just I just don't care they're all open anyway. It's just like it's very really
This is making it harder for myself
Just see here screws L's
Nope not this one I can tell by the design
Sneeze here we go sneeze bad boys, so we need two of these so these are gonna go
It looks like these go right here.
Positive vibes!
Oh, don't go in!
Yeah!
Yay!
How are you, Gido?
No.
No, I said don't tighten!
There we are.
Talk to me. Oh, this pulls out
You know what the problem is and I'll tell you the exact promise you're doing it while streaming that and
The companies that you know, they're so fucking you know what they are first of all all these companies that own this shit
Or you know what?
my people
just terrible terrible fucking like
And they're so cheap to the point where they give you this bullshit ass screwdriver that doesn't even like it's like
It's like bro. You couldn't just give me like something, you know, you spent a hundred twenty dollars
You can't just throw something that's ten dollars. You have to throw something in that's maybe a dollar
It's like it's the cheap and it's in every manufacturer out there. I'm going about this like in general
It just doesn't make sense why companies don't give you something that's better
You know why because they're fucking it this world is fucked
They make you pay for more and more shit once you have one thing you got to buy another though
And once you have that thing, you gotta buy another thing.
And then once you buy that, you gotta buy another.
Oh god, this is my worst game ever.
This makes me...
Maybe it'll be five minutes then.
Not gonna lie.
I'm gonna kill myself.
It's pretty good for now, too, that'll actually also be pretty well.
You think so?
You think the chat will be putting w's or the minions up?
I can imagine this.
Oh, we just got the TV set up.
Wait, where'd Ronald go?
The TV flicks on.
It's you and a CCTV camera footage.
And you just blow your...
You just put the gun in your mouth and shoot it through the back of your head.
We locked it on with our brand new mounted TV under our umbrella next to our fucking pool
grub.
And then I get to put LLR on my body now and that's hard as fuck.
You can put LLL, that's literally fine.
Have you ever been jerked off from behind?
Fuck no I wish.
Jerked off from behind?
I don't even know if my shit is that that much longevity.
I'm going to jerk you off from behind, Liz.
That's good.
Oh my god, yo, for my next stream chat, I'm going to tie five cement blocks to my ankle
and I'm going to jump in the pool.
And I'm going to see how quickly it takes for me to get out.
What do you think is harder, building this or getting out of that?
What?
Getting out of the cylinder, blocks to your feet or getting this built.
At this point it might be this, bro.
Cool.
Like, do you see what a dad bought?
Like, he bought a fucking autistic fucking...
Like, what is that covering?
Like, genuinely serious, what is that covering?
Oh, go down.
Like, I thought he was going to buy one that's humongous.
It's just I'm telling you, it's just like I spend, you know, I get the good shit.
The one he's building right now is humongous.
It better be.
Or else I'm gonna fucking shoot him.
I mean, I will say, the launchers are nice.
Yeah, okay.
Fuck yourself.
But there's definitely a difference in it.
You know what, bro?
I'm gonna try to be more positive.
Okay.
That's all part of the process.
Yeah, but it's not easy.
It's not easy.
No, it's not easy.
No, being a hater is way easier.
and just see us go on the halt rather than...
There's no...
There's supposed to be a guy saying that.
There's no one.
Hey, bro.
Let's go on a skateboard!
Next step, bro.
Here we go.
Now...
Got it.
Now we have this and we need four eggs.
Well...
All righty, so the instructions here is the screws go in a circle and that part goes there.
All right, you ready?
You're now entering the stings.
So it goes from the top.
Oh, so you're supposed to do this with either of them confused.
Can you hold this for me like right here?
You can really do it with one hand.
You know, I'm going to angle it for you. Don't worry.
Oh, I can see the holes.
Oh, you're out of sideways, yeah.
Hold on.
Don't move, baby.
Are you supposed to be like six foot for this?
Like I'm confused.
Is it in?
Yeah, the bottom ones are good.
I hope this one is fine.
Is it in?
Move your finger.
That's it.
Go ahead.
Is it?
Yeah, I'm still in.
Are you sure?
Because it's kind of straight.
Can it go further?
Do I get one further or no?
Yeah, I gotta tell you that.
So Chad, is this like meant for someone who's like not 5'7"?
I don't know why he even said that. No, I know it's about to come.
5'7 question mark.
Dude, you're 4'11".
Dude, you're, dude, Ron, you're literally a fucking, like, you're 5'1", bro.
You suck any gun around, bro.
gun I would take my life. That's why I'm legally not allowed to. Yo, click this if I ever want to buy a gun to any shooting place I will kill myself if you give me the gun. See now I legally can't buy a gun. Ever.
You ever have the thoughts of you just want to like do stupid shit, like just drive off the edge of a pound or something like that? That's the type of shit I'm talking about. If I had a gun it would just be done. I would just think really good.
I wonder what this does if I pull it right next to my throat.
Yeah.
In game, of course.
Right there, bro.
Then I smoke.
I'm about to do drugs.
Like, surely, like, they can't be that bad for you.
They're not.
Look at Steve Dogg.
He's a lot.
He's like 1,000 years old with just 10.
They're having so much fun like I'm dead serious like I want to kill them I'm gonna
shoot them with cum all right we're moving to the chat there's just you
know all right oh I got good news bro let's do it um now holding the TV
so I'm now moving the TV on. So we're already getting in? We're already locking in?
Yeah. Sombrero. Peace is fast.
Caution heavy. This step might require two people to complete.
Should just ask a doubt.
What the fuck am I looking at? Holding the TV with the top of the screen tilted
toward the wall. Slide the upper edges on the right and the left brackets onto the
ground to the upper lip. Secure the TV brackets G and F, tightening the back, the
bracket screws with the hex wrench. Oh, that's easy, bro. Just slide the matter
down on and use the hex wrench with the I-cup and then should just get the square
root and then we got the fucking woke up game on wait oh no they supposed to be
on here no not yet where's the top of the TV oh no fuck no fuck my ass
Yeah, that's the bottom right?
That's the bottom?
Yeah.
You sure?
Well, you can just let the stream go on.
That should be the bottom.
Right?
Here's the ladder.
I need your help, no troll.
It says it requires two people.
Can you please help me?
Yeah, hold on.
I don't get it though.
So, Lace, it says it goes on to the light.
Wait, I don't get it.
So, ladies, it says it goes on to the light.
Wait, I don't get it.
It says it's supposed to go on to, like, so, like, do you see how, like, look, the top goes here, but then, look, it screws under when it's on top?
Well, where does it screw on to?
What?
Voss?
I don't fucking get it.
Yo, can I get some help?
Oh, I want you to shut up.
I'm just in case you drop it, in just in case.
Yo, can I get real quick?
No, I actually just real quick, but I can't continue until you do this.
I just take a holiday.
What the hell is this?
Throw the camera down and help them?
What the hell is that?
What? I mean...
They're actually really...
I've done a lot of...
They're done. They'll take another 50 minutes.
So their shit is like Legos, and my shit is like I'm building a fucking building, right?
Like explain this, please, to me explain this.
Their shit is literally like a little ass kids set, and my shit is literally like I'm fucking rebuilding a tower, bro.
I'm scared to be hanging on to it, I'm going to show it to the stand-by guy.
Wait, before you, if he is really correct.
Well, I mean, please, I can't, I can't continue.
Yeah, hold on, hold on, what's that there?
Put it down, Ron, put it down.
That thing is going to get funny, like, no, we're not eating.
It's going to take too long.
Yeah, you're getting no angle.
So now what do we have to do?
So you're going to put it on top.
Yep. Probably put it in the attachment.
Do you get this hook onto this?
Actually, yep, that's what it says.
How long is it, okay?
It goes on the long side.
That's what it says.
That's what it says.
Let's just do it and then we can see that.
Chat?
There we go.
Three, two.
Oh, the paddle.
We just gotta go up.
I don't know.
This doesn't really make any sense.
I'll pull this one.
Damn.
Is this it?
No, no, no.
I'm totally okay.
Is this it?
I don't want to let go.
I don't want to let go.
I'm not let go.
Pull it.
Hold on.
I don't understand.
Hold on.
This looks huge.
It makes me excited.
I don't know if you see it.
Is there a floor here?
No.
The same thing you can do for me.
Yeah.
I'm not just going to get to anything.
I'm like, ah, you're like, this is going to touch top to top.
Oh, I see.
It feels safe.
It does feel like we're doing nothing by the moment.
I don't know, Chad.
Is it on?
I don't know Chad.
Is it on?
So, the thing is, is like, look at that.
These don't screw into anything.
They don't screw into anything, but look, the top doesn't have it.
The top doesn't have anything.
Oh, there's not like a hole here, this is just hitting this?
No, yeah, but that's what it says on the instructions.
Look.
I mean, it could be just like making it.
Look.
It could just be like making it tighter.
It literally just says it goes right there look
That's it fuck it I mean bro it's on there right now
Not gonna lie
It's the locking in place so this is normal
Fuck it
Let's fucking go
It's moving.
That's pretty good.
Now, lower it.
Is it too late to lower it?
Nah, I feel like with the TV.
I mean, if you wanted to lower it, I don't know if you could need to lower it.
I mean, it looks big, but when we put it next to the pool,
it's gonna be next to the pool.
I mean, I also work in this space right here.
So you can watch it.
I can lower it super easily.
Which one is lowering? Is this these? Yeah, we can do that later, bro. Fuck that, right?
I mean, I don't think it needs to be lowered right now.
I mean, Chad, like, look at this.
Let's just build it and make sure that the work starts.
Like, it is fucking big.
It's a big LCD. It'll be a lot of stuff, too.
But, like, is that an average?
Yo, is this too high or do I gotta lower it?
because if I lower it's gonna take a little bit but like but like it'll go
like obviously next to the pool but like is it like too high up I can lower it
but it's a little awkward for sitting in the pool
Sorry
Are you sure
Wait, can I even lower this I'm saying how the fuck do you lower that TV so say I don't know I don't think it's like a
Leather yeah, I don't
Wait
I mean, you actually did it though.
Yeah, but how do you lower it because now the TV's too heavy?
You have to, like, unscrew it.
It's both of these. Yeah, they get to redo everything.
Yeah, you would have to unscrew it. I know, I know, but now the TV's going to fucking fall all the way down.
You would have to take the TV off before you... I don't think it's just going to go...
Yeah, it's just going to go instantly down. Yeah, you would have to take the TV off before...
Yeah, these screws are taking them out. Look, this whole thing is gonna go down fucking fast.
And that's when we speedrun it. You speedrun it.
I don't think you're gonna hold this whole TV by yourself.
It's fucking really heavy.
It's also just like awkward.
Yeah, it's probably a little awkward.
I mean, we can just take it out.
Just take it to where it's at right now. It's a little top it. Let's just take it off. You want it careful
This isn't gonna fall you want to fucking restart it?
I mean you don't have to right here. You just have to take the TV and then do this what we take the TV off
You undo this yeah, I'm this you take the TV off, and then you undo these two
And we lower it and then we put the TV back on you won't be here. Fuck it
Fuck it this beat. I'm not kidding. This shit is like very easily last day
Now let's apply the shelf. Oh, yeah, the sunbar
No, oh no, it's just on there tight. Oh fuck no
I know by I'm worried that it's like if you put it up wrong like just
So that's why I think it's we just learned just cuz oh my god right now. It's like max
Yes
That's the highest it could go I think well. They told me that's why I was like, yeah, just be ready my fault
Maybe you should be on that side
I could speak not fine. Yeah, I just want to make sure I could speed run this part
I think you and Dad just lift it off right now.
Be careful.
Ready?
Ready?
I'm not lying.
Look at that.
It's hooked onto this.
This is attached to the TV.
You're trying to get.
No bullshit.
You might want to put a hand on top.
It's hurting.
I can't reach.
Yeah, we have to get it off first.
But once it goes up, are we going to put our, you can put your hands on the, sorry,
if you put your hands on the screen that's what I'm worried about.
No, no.
I'm not, I'm not told.
I'm not sure. I'm not told.
You made me.
Stop.
I don't want it.
Hold this. I'll take a second.
I could really force through.
Oh, scared me to doooo!
Wait, that was too...
Hold it.
Hold it for you, Gilbert.
See if you have to seek impulment.
Oh, I got bad news.
I'm gonna need someone to hold this.
Some blur.
It won't go down into the last one.
No, but bad people should be over there a lot.
And then the TV should be there.
Or the TV should be there.
Everybody!
The TV probably shouldn't be all around the deep manholes.
It should be in the middle.
It should be in the middle.
Yup, the mountain behind it.
Wait, it's gonna be alive.
It's unfortunate that we're probably not gonna get done with the sunset.
It's gonna hit way more at night anyways.
No, probably not.
Yeah, depends on...
Wait, what's up with the sunset?
Depends on the person.
Like 40 minutes?
Oh yeah, it's fine.
You're saying the table should go right here.
I think the only table should get...
I'm really broke.
I think that we could've done this.
Wish we could do it for sunset.
I mean, someone set the mall up here every time.
No, you see the middle tree, it's going to go like that by hugging the pool.
With the mountains in the background.
What the fuck, it's not moving.
Okay, how low should I go?
Like right here?
A lot lower.
Like that.
Like right here or not?
How many levels did you bring that down?
Like three.
three. Or I can go all the way down. I think the lowest is the bed. Yeah. I think someone
said we should keep the sand out of the bag. I know what we're, I mean, different. Otherwise.
Oh shit. Pay with a greater party of wine. Oh my god. Fucking go. That's a lot of rocks.
I appreciate that. We got a good stream, bro.
You can use it by yourself.
Big fucking radius.
Shout out to him.
Wait, so this one's not going in that way.
The way they scan you into getting an Apple TV.
That's a 4k1 with either end, though.
There's no way they actually did that.
Yup.
I'm not gonna lie.
My whole chat, my whole chat verbatim, just spamming.
You need it. You need an Apple TV.
You need an Apple TV.
Look at the same exact thing.
Well, I tried to tell my cat that they were like albillionaire.
Um, Leigh did the problem.
I think you did it though.
No, it's not like going in because it's like...
This part is like, this screw's like fucking out of this problem.
There you got it.
It shows me if it's true or not.
Huh?
Yeah.
I don't think we can text him.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Let's hope they don't get him.
I mean, low key, how much longer until you're done with it?
Bring out a little bit of couch.
Couch? Everything is done.
Yeah.
You need a little couch?
No, and you can get it.
My whole class looks like couch.
I wonder if I'm gonna get a couch.
I don't even see a part of the fuck do I get a couch for?
Oh, did you get extension cords though?
Yeah, yeah
Wait, did you get lights? Yeah, where lights at?
There's small lights. Oh, they're already on. Yeah, but they're probably not gonna be charged till they're solid power
Wait, I thought we're gonna light this sweet in the trees
But why?
because imagine a
Light from there. No, I'm like hugging the trees like where you wrap it around
Yeah, that's like Christmas times. Yeah, that's just like so
There's spotlights on the tree, spotlights.
So you can see the tree on that.
Oh, you were saying that?
All right, right here, put it on.
Put it on.
All right.
You and I will go in.
Everybody, I agree.
Get out.
Oh, it's way easier now.
I didn't realize.
Oh, good.
Yeah, she's fine.
So, what are you...
Center, center.
Center your ears a little bit.
Bang.
Ooh, right like that.
Wait, is the bottom part strong?
Yeah.
The bottom part's just too low.
Everybody!
That just looks safer.
Does it look better?
Looks a lot safer, yeah.
Yeah, it's just safer.
Okay, let's take some out.
Put our goggles on.
Okay, that's pretty tough.
If you lower your car, it just looks way better.
Yeah, it does.
When you lower your car, it looks way better.
Yeah, that's so cute, that's what I love about the Ozama.
It does look cute, like a sports TV.
Before it kind of took a terrific camera from long.
Like a soccer mom TV.
Yeah, like a soccer mom TV van.
But now we have to go.
It looks more masculine, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, it does.
Kind of feels like a GTR almost.
Yeah.
It's kind of this camera.
Oh, so when you look like a pork.
Like a soccer mom van.
Yeah.
Like some bullshit.
Yeah, that's some bullshit.
Oh, it kind of looks like a Torque fan.
All right, I'm gonna set this last part up.
The accessory shelf.
Wait, is this even gonna hold the soundbar?
Yeah, it should.
Oh, you gotta see how sturdy it is in that case, see?
Can you see 1.1 million?
Can you see the reference?
Doobahs doobahs doobahs doobahs doobahs doobahs doobahs doobahs doobahs doobahs doobahs
Wait, what the fudge?
Wait, fudge bro.
Chad, is this even worth it? Do we need this?
There's some more.
Yeah, but it's like...
All this sandbox is going to be on the floor.
Oh, does it not just clamp on?
No, I don't. It's like, it makes you do like a whole thing, but like, it's like a whole other...
Oh wait, this isn't even typed yet.
wait oh yeah this is not as tight so this is an optional thing
It might be easy.
Yeah, it doesn't look easy.
It's like...
It's got a hard little key.
Fuck it.
It's easy to see.
I'm good for it.
Yeah, fuck.
What?
Fuck like...
Fucking shit.
Come here.
now we have a problem, I think I lowered the TV too much
can you go get the 45?
can you tighten that with me?
everybody
just use them all
is it in?
yeah yeah, I can do that one too
I'll have to get out of here.
See, this tie is enough, no?
There's enough what?
Do I really need to add more brackets to hold shit?
Is that what I wanted to do?
Yes.
Chai, you think I need more brackets to hold shit?
Like, bro, this is tight.
Let me see.
I mean, bro, ready?
Fuck it, I'm gonna do it with the locks, right?
Yeah, that's what I was gonna say.
Yeah, let's be honest, we'll just take it off and we wait now we have a problem
You think he's gonna block his idea?
Chad, is this soundbar gonna block his TV?
Yeah, this shit could hold shit
Back a lot of soundbar, when we saw it in person, it looks pretty small, it looks pretty minimal
Oh, that could lower it
That could lower it
Look at this tech chat, ready?
All you gotta do is just loosen them
And then when you loosen them
Ready?
Right here you think?
Yes.
Very fun.
Not too low, not too high.
I don't think I need a bracket, oh god, I know.
I also don't need a show, but like if the TV falls into the pool, it's gonna suck.
Like...
Nah, you have to fuck around.
I feel like you really have to want to...
No, the bracket is for the thing, this!
Oh, I definitely don't need that, I think.
Look, it says right here, look.
It says bracket optional, mounting the accessory shelf,
Attaching the accessory and support bracket optional optional. That's like extra credit. We don't do that
You just work on the thing is there is one missing screw under
Yeah, what do you think? It's looks great. Yeah, this is good. Right Jenna, is it fine?
They even find keep the lights good
Yeah, I mean
All right now
Here comes the difficult problem. We have a sub thing and this though. So how are we going to do both?
And Apple TV. I just realized bro, this is like...
Apple TV is like one inch, so it can just fit on the tray next to the soundbar and the subwoofer.
You can just carry it and move it with everything else.
And it's all slowness, so like I said, I heard him say it's... you just download an app.
Sun?
I need water now. Do you want me to try and get some water?
Bro, please. Bro, you have two waters. I need some water.
water tonight. You have two fucking refresh rates. Refresh rates. I don't dare up plus
vitamin water bro. Bro you can get water in a minute. We'll just fix this for a minute.
I'm bad.
Close there.
Is that it?
San Bravo!
I ain't got that in my fucking head.
San Bravo!
I think that's it.
Yeah.
Damn, this shit kinda looks like a toy for Ron.
Yeah, that's pretty small, that's pretty good.
Okay, but where do you...
Wait a minute.
Yeah, and I think you're doing it like that.
HDMI up to the back, to the back, to the matter, to the daddy, and then...
Hey, I'm confused.
Should be just Park Champion all around for a while.
I just called this into the TV, right?
Probably, I don't know, yeah. I've never done this, but it looks pretty easy.
And I think you just download the app maybe you read the chat
Park court make sure you use the art port wait where is the HDMI to our court
Wait Chad, is there something on this that's blocking all the holes?
Yeah, it might be something they can just pull off.
I don't see it. Can you show under? There's no...it's like all blocked.
Let me close the window.
How the fuck do you get it off?
Where?
You see how it's like all like...the ports are like covered?
I've never seen that before.
They're all covered
I got a unscrew all them chat. Yes or no
Wait, they're saying
That's not the side of the TV
The power
My bad chat they said HDMI arc do this one do this bottom one
W chat for once. Thank you guys. Smile.
Oh!
Okay.
And then this goes...
Yo, Jack!
Can you set up the extension cord over there?
Like, can you make one that, like, um...
goes, like, around there?
Yeah.
All right, this is play then. Hold on chat W. Now we have a fucking issue though.
Where's the TV power cord? Where is the TV power cord?
Nice, I have to see it.
Wow, no, they finally not fucking cringe. They, um, they gave remote with batteries.
Who would have fucking allowed that? Usually they don't allow that shit.
Thank God, if you're spending ban on TV.
Yeah, usually they don't fucking give that shit.
You know what, Chad, after all the arguing, bro, I'm sorry.
It was worth it in the end.
Wait, we're moving.
Wow, this thing looks actually way better.
This is like nuts.
Yeah, because it should have just kind of been there before.
It's not much, but it's honest work.
It looks ass because of what Marlon does.
Yeah.
To this cuckoo!
Yeah, what do you think?
It's okay, Marlon's a handsome fucking guy.
Yeah, right.
Wait, chat, but so how does this- this should work.
So before I might just be the same thing, like plug it in and then that will be out.
I think the app will be very cool.
Wait, Chad, from the Apple TV to anyone who has an Apple TV, how does this work?
Do I just plug it in the same shape like H2?
Yeah, I think you just plug it in and just set it on the TV chair as well.
So same thing?
And then, yeah.
But I need an Ethernet now.
Or should I get the Starlink?
Could just use your Starlink, but we could Ethernet.
I don't know if I'm paying for it anymore.
That might be a problem then.
If you're not paying for it, then you can't look at it.
That goes like that to something.
And then I need HDMI.
Oh no!
That's just $150. You don't get an extra HDMI?
Yeah, you don't have one they don't give you one so chapter 8. This doesn't work unless I plug it in right?
You do?
You think so?
Yeah, the bro, is that like an html?
You need a 4k to buy it.
You have one?
You have cable and USB-C sold separately.
Shhh!
Fucking Apple can suck a dick, bro.
Nobody cares to buy Apple phones besides the blue bubbles.
If Samsung was smart, make the green bubbles blue and everyone would buy your product.
Like, Apple might have the worst shit ever. I swear to God.
Like, it doesn't make any sense.
It's like the dumbest shit ever. Like, it deadass doesn't make any sense.
All in all, there's a staircase here.
It's fine.
Holy shit, there's a lot of ends.
What the fuck?
The red ants!
Yo, there's like a thousand!
What the fuck?
Oh my god.
Wait, the red ants though.
Wait, where are they coming from?
Underground.
What?
Oh, right here.
From what?
They're all right right there.
And they're walking around the house.
Is there food? I'm confused.
Whatever, fuck them up.
That's hard.
They're all on the walls and shit.
Alright, be very careful with that.
This is the hard part.
We don't need it over here.
How many legs?
Oh, he shows the gap to help you, because he has two freehands and it'll be 100.
This is a two freehands thing.
Just another extension.
That's like hanging it over the same.
Where he does nothing.
All right.
your muscle? No, I'm not getting it. Ready? We're going to go Patrick. There you go. That's
that good. Crouching is good. You can lock the wheels still.
This is what this peak is all about.
Oh, this peak!
Nakalaga's?
Big one has been done.
Ah, look, key in the middle.
Right?
Nah, this is peak.
Having in the middle is fire.
I think just because those are there right now, but for the spot.
No, I'm telling you, you should put the chair there.
I swear to God, this looks like...
You can also move it, whatever.
You can move it.
Holy shit, the things are locked too. It's perfect. You won't move.
Oh my God.
Is this fucking peak?
It's bottoming.
Char, is this peak?
Look to your left to the right.
Look to the right. You see it? On the right?
All the way to the right.
Just to...
I don't know if there's one to the left. I don't know.
It is too close, but it's...
Look at it, bro. It's like locked.
It looks small on camera.
Dude, this dick looks like fucking Karen.
Damn.
Should we have gotten- is there- is there- how much bigger could a TV be?
It could be 100 inches.
So it wouldn't be that much bigger.
It'd be like 15 more...
TV for ants.
Don't fuck yourself.
I mean, bro, it's compared to a-
An 85 inch TV next to a humongous pool, so like, it's how it looks small.
Shit's gotta be seen, man, bro.
Also, before we had it next to an iPad.
Yeah, it doesn't even look bad.
It'll hit at night.
I'm gonna hit now.
Give me a little bit.
Is there anything in there?
No.
Steven, Steven, dude!
Are you gonna have to put an extension cord to an extension cord?
Chad, is it actually too close?
I don't think it is, is it?
Well, well, please, go.
Bro, I really don't think it is.
Like, bro, I think you just scoot it back.
Yeah, we can move it, but like, I actually don't think it's...
I think...
Now, people see this, no one's gonna be cannonballing.
I can move it, it's locked though, like it's not gonna...
Just the front of your eye.
Let's say we gotta at least try it first.
Yes, try it.
You got it, Cedric, or?
Everybody!
Everybody!
Do you know how to...
connect it now?
What do you do now?
Oh my god, I was just fucking...
hard so hard.
Holy tone deaf.
Yo!
Where'd he go?
He's nice.
it's like so resorted isn't there an outlet right there it's shut there might be
bro it's all tangled let me see what this is over here
Oh no, it can work. Just fucking tangled us like a baby.
No, I kind of have a bunch of bullshit over here.
There isn't outlet on the turf.
But like, this is all more optimal where you are.
Oh my god, he's just like...
Here's the other extension cord.
Oh no, this one works. It's just...
Well, we might need more like the lights.
Or, I don't know, might as well just bring it over here.
Alright.
Chad, what's the best way to fix this?
Just the way you're doing it.
Just patience.
Can you plug it back in?
Yeah, I can.
I can't believe how good it looks out here now.
What happened?
What happened?
Huh?
Where are we?
We need one more for the Apple TV
but for now should we just try it?
So like what can you do on a smart TV
without an Apple TV?
Everything.
So I got scammed.
Apple TV.
I like it.
Netflix on the Smart TV
You got to feel the mat.
You got to feel the mat.
You got to feel it.
You see it.
I'm sorry, I'll be right back.
Hold on.
There's a blackout right off.
Do you want to take this layer off of here?
It's a soft satisfying layer.
I'm sure I caught an injured arm.
Does it come off?
Am I bugging?
No. It's fine now.
Let's fucking do it, bro.
Hold on. Let's fucking do it!
Okay, so do I, do I just say fuck the Apple TV?
Yeah, yeah. Let's get it fired up.
Everybody hold.
Some cheeky batteries.
Do you feel it though?
Huh.
Everything coming together?
Of course, all lowering.
Yeah.
It's not nice looking.
It is kind of nice now.
It's like when we did the SS matter.
Yeah, everything just...
Just had to see it through.
It really feels great.
Yeah, let me down.
What are your car?
Is our TV fake?
Question mark?
Where are the batteries?
Put it wrong in?
Nope, they're putting it right.
Let's go make sure the extension cord we haven't plugged into is faulty.
Uh, that...
That...
That...
Pretty fun
You need air net not to turn the fucking TV on wait push this uh push this one in a little more
I don't think it needs to be but
Can someone explain why this isn't turning on it might be the outlet
Is it doesn't go in all the way
So what do
Run it around the pool that way
There's no other outlet here.
That's good to know.
That's great to know.
If you're plugging it in.
Hey, there's some burrow.
I mean, I could just put it over here, but.
We walk around get to walk on those other pool though.
Deep sponsor
Is that turning on
This isn't even fucking going red though
The buttons aren't going red
Just use the 9,000 pound wide body fridge
But why doesn't it turn on dog views
I don't think the TV was plugged in all the way, try and uh, can you look at it?
Yeah, no game.
It's on.
Is it?
Yeah.
The TV just wasn't plugged in all the way.
So this is how gray it is?
Yeah, we turn on and shoot first I just get fucking scammed
Brother, why is this shit so fucking dark?
Can't see it on camera. Maybe it's loading
Yo, it's on but look how fucking dark it is
I think it's just a man.
Oh, I can't see it.
It's his Google.
What is that shadow?
How's there a shadow casting on him?
What trippin'?
Maybe it's Lee.
It's probably Lee's.
But how?
Matter?
The sun is behind you.
So did it break?
Or is it my 69?
Thank you for the five.
It looks like it's a tree.
Wait a minute.
Press the power button again.
This isn't moving red, though.
Is that supposed to be red?
Like, Chet, isn't there a moat supposed to make, like, a...
Once this time goes over that, you'll be able to see it.
Oh.
It's on.
But the batteries don't work.
Check here.
Get the TV.
What was it?
What was it?
The battery ain't anything pretty good for a long time.
It's arm sand.
Yeah, that's it.
Yo, so these guys dead ass sold me fake batteries.
I can't, bro.
They're horizontally directly.
Yeah.
Is there, like, a...
Oh, it just worked.
Whatever you just clicked, it was reactive.
Reactive.
It's not doing it, oh, English, United States, set up Google TV or set up basic TV?
Google TV or basic?
Set up Google, make sure Bluetooth and Wi-Fi are enabled on your, wait is this going to
sign until my shit?
Probably, yeah.
You okay? How do you sign this in?
Don't still show them
Yes, not scanning dip
I gotta go back second set up basic TV
What's the Wi-Fi to core you know
I don't think so. I think it's very phase house one, two, three phase house one, two, three
Yeah
Face house one, two, three
And now without any free Wi-Fi one, two, three exclamation marker. Thanks. One, two, three
But now they know our password
Connecting to core please work. Please. I'm first trying it
Why if I pass it wrong? Okay, so what for house one to three? No, I think it's face has exclamation
bays
Bays do not push me dick house
That if you push me I'll fucking fling you across every valley
If you came to push me before, you'd go right through me in this phone.
Like I could like, say you?
Yo, so what's the password on the Wi-Fi?
Does anyone know?
Can someone just look in the group?
It's not.
I just want triple T to run at me right now and just fuck my ass.
So what do you think it is?
Fuck you, man.
Yo, dad, dude.
Well, I just said that the courthouse one is broken right now.
I just said to stop sending the password.
Doesn't matter.
Yep, it's very funny though. It's good content actually.
Well, we don't have Wi-Fi so the TV won't get set up.
Yeah, we'll just...
I wanna dance in the dark.
Your Starlink doesn't work at all?
I don't think so.
Maybe try... Try Lacy Starlink.
Did someone get it?
It says it's connecting now to core, but it's not moving
Yeah, I'm pretty sure we'll watch that the core off on the work
So it's fake
Cannot reach internet Lacey big link and then what's the password?
I don't know what said it's really bad to leak Wi-Fi password and not to do it
He literally said it's actually really bad to have the law professor leech. Please stop
Okay, can you text me what it is or just mouth it to me for Lacey's?
Okay, wait, let me see one of them the second one
So I'm noticing those funny to be hard to see what's on the screen
So you think the Starlings gonna reach oh reach
Wait, can you actually like no troll? Oh, can you Google how to?
Can you guys Google how to set this up record the Sonos? It doesn't have instructions the guys. Just told me there's a
It's not the Apple TV these are the soundbar
It's an HMI right? If it's ono so you it's a straight through the application or you plug this in straight to here.
There's an HMI right that plugs into the TV.
It plugs in!
Yeah.
You can set the audio on the...
On the computer.
Sanity with a fuck.
Update the fucking TV!
The audio on the TV has to be on the cause of HMI sent.
So you get the audio to HMI and then don't just connect the audio.
Was there a World Cup game tonight?
Yeah sir that's 7.
It's starting soon yeah.
What time is it?
It's 7.30. Did it already start?
Yeah.
Probably starting like 6.50.
Who's playing with a father Uzbekistan versus Columbia really? Yeah
Who's gonna win that game?
Is Mexico play tomorrow, yeah, I don't know
Papami to come in me goes in the chat. Jaja. Jaja. Yes. I play tomorrow CP plays
Okay, do you think we should move the couches to here like the outside to?
Barley needs to move those couches.
He's not ever going to.
Dude, they're all like a world tour.
This does look beautiful.
This should unironically be flipped though, no?
What do you mean?
Where's the sun?
You can just turn it around if you want to fix the sun.
Holy shit, this is the best part of your one reign.
Who's here for the reign?
Tomorrow US plays, Morocco plays, Brazil plays.
Oh, Mexico does not play tomorrow.
Chad, how does this look by the way? Look at the backyard.
Like, look at the, like once it's clean.
No, not the fucking chairs.
The tree.
You've got another one hidden.
Like at the sunset.
Are you good?
No, I'm not good. You annoy me.
My bad, bro
My bad brother
Or we could put the TV here too.
Oh my god.
That's why it's a peak on wheels.
Oh.
How much bigger could a TV actually get?
Like 105, I think, is the biggest.
Right?
Is that that big?
We saw one.
Like the one that we saw there was $100,000.
Was that the 105?
That's 135 inches.
But I feel like I know that's big, but like, is that much bigger?
Wait, wait, what is that?
That'd be just like double.
That was 85.
It's like 20 inches.
114 is the biggest they said, but that's what I'm saying is like that's 85 like how much bigger
So what what do people what do people usually do they get projectors when they have that shit? Yeah, well they had some nuts projectors
I should have just bought that low key, but we would only be able to watch it at night
No, they had a goaded one that was like five bands, and it was like
I mean, I've heard that projector when I was a little kid, and I didn't even know it was like that.
Chad, can you use projectors during the day?
Wait, Woj, if you're in one of the streams, the iPad that controls the fountains and the pool lights,
you know how like it was set up to the internet before and then we switched internet a few months ago,
or a few weeks ago? Did you switch it on that iPad, or does it need to get recalibrated?
I want to check the TV.
Because I tried to use it yesterday because if you turn the foul on, it'll go right down right now.
No, you can't turn on the foul.
Verifying installation, 97%.
Congratulations! Your package has been complete.
Wait, that was a stock Roberto. I think.
Sounded like it. Yeah. Yeah, it's not like it. I want to have sex with tongue tongue. So oh
Installing system update nice. Oh
Warning to avoid reversal there should not turn off don't put it near water
Should I move it? You think more back or is this fine?
Alright, why don't we do it so we can reset this up?
This is beautiful.
Is this peak?
Are you going to come out here in this tan now?
Yeah, I've already been coming out here every day in our lives.
Oh, here, bro.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Installing.
The only thing we need to do now, Chad, like, what else do we need back here?
Like once we clean it up, like what else do we need?
We can put a TV in a sparkler.
You can move it anywhere.
But the only problem is about moving it is the extension cord.
Like why can't we just have a solar panel?
Hold on, I'm gonna get the...
Oh my god, it's in the dark.
Wait, I can see it.
It's good.
Well, it's not on yet.
I think you can make it whiter check. Can you make this whiter?
What do you think? Oh, it's soon. No
Yeah
Do you have a pack also no, I don't know. I don't know what that is
If I turn the phones on is anything in there gonna get no this one goes
It's in a spot where they won't get hit, right?
No, I gotta move it a little bit.
Do not turn it on right now, I'm God dumb.
It'll go up my buckle if you do it.
You got here?
Yeah.
You look good.
It looks, just the same, yeah, just backed up.
All right, you can turn it on.
If you want to cry if you need to, but I won't stay here.
I don't know if it lands.
How's that? Would you still be friends with me?
No.
Oh.
Are you friends with me?
Yeah.
Oh.
Why should we do that one game already?
Try and jump off me two toasts up to the water and come back up.
Ready?
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Terms in privacy.
Accept!
Google services.
Accept!
Yes, you can take all my information.
Pair your remote. Okay. Press and hold the home and okay button on your mode at the same time.
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Next. Terms and privacy. Agree. Agree. Agree. Agree.
So cry if you need to, but I won't stay to watch.
Does anyone even here read the TOS, like Terms of Service or anything?
Oh, someone in my chat said GG Soldier Soldiers to Israel tonight.
Guys, I don't need to care about signing the contract because of my lawyer, Lucas Goldstein.
Just, that's the things you guys have to worry about.
Thanks bro.
Wait, turn the water off and keep the lights on.
You should turn the water off but keep the lights on yeah, this shit
How does it look on camera
You got a roll of heat in here.
Look how peak it looks like.
It looks peak.
I did it.
You're going to roll it to this corner right here.
You're going to put it next to the hot tub?
The five dudes in a hot tub?
Just pull it up, pull it up. It's like a latch, yeah.
Okay man, you roll it.
Oh, I'm trying to make this clear.
How do you make this brighter?
I don't think it's better.
You thousands are taking it. It's fucking a larger screen.
Oh wait, here's right here.
Hey, look at it, look at it.
Is that better?
It's a thousand times better.
You can have to see it on camera now. You can't see it on camera this way.
Put it on.
On?
It makes it brighter.
Yeah, I can't see it.
And now it looks good.
It looks really?
All right.
Yeah, we should have done it.
It actually sounds like a night and day difference.
Did you get what I was doing?
I want to help out.
Put it there.
All right.
There.
I got a look, mate.
Yeah, I mean, closer?
Yeah, closer.
For sure.
Is that her?
No more, I can go a little more.
Wait, no more?
Right there, it's fine again.
That's nice.
Yeah.
Hold on.
Right in your nose.
Yeah, I can move it from here too.
Guys, if it's going to rain, we can move the chip.
It rains like once a year in California.
Wait hold on I want to try Chad where do you watch the game I want to try your shit
I'm in with your phone, I'm just gonna watch as a guest, you know what I'm trying to do?
I'm probably gonna leave him alone.
Chad get some dubbies in the fucking chat it worked out.
She looks beautiful.
What?
What?
Where's the big-ass Amino?
Is that him?
Yeah, that's him.
Oh my god, I haven't fed burger in all day, fuck it.
All right, ready?
This is just, um, nine dishes.
This is no sambar, right?
Hold it.
Is this sambar?
This isn't working, how do you do this one?
Yeah, how do you do this one?
Is it like this one?
Is that a gene for that in the back?
Do I need that?
No.
That might be for Bluetooth.
Can you go over here?
I don't even know how loud this can get.
Wait, you can watch the one couple on YouTube?
Yeah, you just gotta get a paper.
I have premium.
Wait, don't show it.
You have this?
No, I don't have a box one.
That's me.
Let's talk before we get into the game playing for you.
That's loud.
Hooray!
Regular shot, ready?
Gonna be extra hot.
How did you know she'd go crazy for you?
It's gonna be hot today.
People like jazz?
Whatever, loser.
You just don't know what they mean.
It's gonna be hot tonight!
People like jazz?
Whatever, loser!
You just don't know what that means!
This is fire!
Red Benson!
Wow!
Whoa, it's gonna get louder!
This thing makes it so much...
It's on!
It's on!
It's on!
Is it like a commit?
It's right here.
Wait, why don't you go try that one?
But I think this can get louder too, like all I'm gonna do is get louder.
I'm just making him a call.
I mean, yeah, there's probably like an equalizer and everything.
No, that's the bass, the bass.
Bass, bass, bass, bass, matter.
The matter, Daddy?
What is the app called? I'm gonna call it too.
Sonos.
Sonos.
Sonos?
Sonos.
Sonos.
Sonos.
I don't know, it feels like a figure this time.
I think this is the one, right?
I've always talked about my e-books
Just sits on his bro-god's so
I don't know what I'm gonna want
I don't know what I'm talking about
I don't wanna meet you
I don't wanna know
Don't want none of us off
I don't wanna know what I'm gonna want
I don't wanna see that I can't
I don't wanna have to deal
I don't wanna have to fuss and just stop
I don't wanna have to deal
I'd really, really good quality
I've never watched this massage and it's good at quality.
This is as we couldn't find any.
You're doing the distance system or the attitude?
I did not.
Because we could, on your PC, it probably won't work.
It should not work?
No, it's okay.
It's okay.
I got something better.
I got something better.
I got something better.
Keep up the pressure together, it's going to raise these big links.
Check this out.
I should say, this is the one right here, this is the one right here.
Hold on.
These niggas praying on my downfall, these niggas praying on my downfall.
I don't know a 10, bitch, I still don't call.
But then, show these ladies how to pour.
Go get up the monitor for the pot.
I need to shake food right.
Let's keep that water falling.
Hey, look at me fell.
You ever been inside a federal courtroom?
Nigga, you ever went to trial and fought for your life?
They have broke the insults of my spirit.
Hey, it's like they're killing me.
Look at me not.
Oh my god.
Playing FNCS on this.
Is it working?
It's not working at all.
It's just a smoothing.
Why is that video so many views?
I know, I was actually crazy.
Hey, shout out.
Shout out YouTube.
Shout out YouTube and shout out to city for the live channel going nuts.
Come and meet me if you came from YouTube.
And the channel is doing it.
Oh, shit.
Damn, this thing kinda hurts.
God damn!
So can somebody explain how rocket, or not rocket, fall guy?
Oh, yeah.
Look at this, this is about 700,000.
I'm a YouTuber.
Wait, is that you connected?
I think.
What is going on?
Chad, how do you connect this though?
How do you connect this?
See the judge sign.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
Wait, shut the water off?
Can we shut the water off?
Okay.
I don't know how to do it.
I just can't.
There's a mic.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh my God.
Is it connected?
Yeah, look at the sunset, take a bite of it.
Yeah, we just actually need to clean it up.
Do you think it's clean or clean?
No.
When we hired someone to clean the house, they would also clean the back yard.
What do you ask them, I think, yeah.
We should really have, like, miscellaneous shit moved.
They're saying settings on TV sound mode standard movie intelligent sports game
Music?
Move!
I'm gonna leave it here to finish up the movie.
I don't have a tune for this.
I'm confused.
Down?
I'm gonna go up, I think.
Clicked.
I'm gonna go to the square in time.
And then I'm gonna go to the audio output.
Yeah.
You can see the audio PCM.
I'm gonna go back to the audio output for the headphones
for the HDMI.
This one?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the one we plugged it into.
That's everything?
Wait, in terms of the bus, isn't that?
No, I think that's in the front.
So now it's changed to audio, okay let me try like, you try to fight reacts, gets hot
after haters try to hate on them for no reason.
Oh, it's right in general, baby.
Oh, it's his.
Dude, here you go.
All the same old shit, just different.
Hey, laughing.
Laughing at William.
Are they dead?
Yeah.
Did this connect to your one?
It's fucking D-Ray going right now.
He ain't got no hair to go.
Now you can have it too.
Take off your pillow too.
Hey, Adam?
Hope y'all feel as your online test today, did ya?
That's why you made it on the game.
No, we're on Spring Break though.
I tried to.
You ain't on no Spring Break bitch, you're an online class bitch.
It's pretty loud.
Hold the back of your iPhone close to the side of the sub 4.
What the fuck is on your 4U page?
What is it?
I GOT THIS!
Ah, that's it!
Hop up the road!
Are you good, Matt?
Yeah, I just, um, just connected now.
It's on?
Connected, yeah, but I'll start with something that I'm currently...
How do you, like that, how do you see them going?
Can they just randomly turn on?
Is there a button you have to click under it?
Is it on with?
Connecting this, connecting this.
What do you do, flight crew?
Now everyone out low key everyone's got to do an addition to that
Yeah, I got it
I mean
I'll put some bullshit up
Yeah, I should
Yeah, I should
It's still the first time I've come
Wait, Chow, where can you watch the world cup?
What are you watching?
I don't know, to be honest.
Wait, Dad, can you actually try on the water?
I don't know how to do it.
Yeah.
Keep going.
Keep going like two people at a time.
Can you hear it, son?
It's so loud.
Yeah, I got to scan for this Apple TV.
What kind of TV do you have?
I don't know.
There's no reason. What do you mean?
Like, you're gonna get apps.
We're at the store, ready to send Google TV?
Is it good?
I don't know, I don't know much about that one.
Chad, is Google TV what you need?
You gonna scan this now?
Oh yeah, you might come here for a couple of minutes, if you start doing that too.
Yes guys, I bought the $100,000 TV, drop a W in the chat.
Just a second, just a second.
I think we can get our nice stuff back.
Very nice.
The TV, you can actually see it.
I'm really going to stay out here, don't be.
Is there a pool heater on?
Um, it's pretty cool.
I don't know how hot it is.
How is there a depth in the water?
I'm pretty sure it's the same place as the heater in the house.
It's probably done.
Just finishing up there.
That's so much more peaceful.
I have to keep my phone over here.
Hey I heard you were alive.
It says it's made to take them under.
Okay wait.
It says sub four connected.
Wait, let me see something.
I cannot believe he left the whole couch like this.
He's a terrorist.
It's the game.
Is there a way we can shoot the pool?
Yeah, head in the pool here.
You can go in the hot tub too. The hot tub turns on.
The hot tub is warm right now.
Talk about for like night time, like the hot tub turning it on?
Yeah.
How do you turn it on so I can learn?
Oh, I know what to play first. What song to play first?
First, do the Scoop-a-Doo!
Do the Scoop-a-Doo!
Do the Scoop-a-Doo!
Wait, go run to the Lacy Big Link costume, son.
It's Lacy?
I'm pretty sure I know it too, but I think...
Everybody!
Okay?
Doobus Gookanoooo!
Doobus Gookanoooo!
Transferring the Wi-Fi to your TV.
Setting up your TV.
What? What'd you do?
This is what I'm saying though.
This is what I'm saying though.
Atron, I'm not gonna lie, you work so hard.
I'm about to gift you a thousand subs on my alt.
Get ready. I'm waiting, brother.
Thank you, though.
Connecting my burner Google account.
For what do you use that for?
Use that for gooning?
Yes, it's my goons account.
Oh, shit!
Don't fall in, man.
See, I do.
See, I do.
was like you know I mean wait how much how much was this all like actually there
you go whatever I want to figure out how much this actually took us so that much
price you mean yeah I think under five this under five grand you think
everything we did today our show was like three two
Oh
Is it you know
My finger my ass the silver should work not to oh
We have all this shit it comes with Apple TV
What the fuck
No, we come choose your energy
Sign in with the TLC.
Sign in with the TLC.
It comes with fucking Apple TV, Google TV.
And you didn't get the membership, so you can't return the...
...washing.
You couldn't really want to.
Get the receipt.
How does it make any s-
It's a smart TV.
Well, I sure hope it tells me.
What does it?
It's just like there was no effort in that job.
It's a smart disease, but I hope it's not.
Nine minutes remaining?
Yeah, Chad, it says nine minutes.
We'll wait nine minutes.
What should we do this?
Should I just wait for a cleaner?
Or should you try and move it?
I don't care, I'll move it, but I'm saying like,
where should I put it then?
Put what?
All the trash.
Like the cardboard and stuff?
Yeah, like, should we just put it inside the house?
No, I think next time the cleaner comes that we should tell him to come outside. We should also hire today Wednesday. Yeah, it comes tomorrow
This is beautiful
I think you should get a more of these though you should have low key got another like on each corner
I mean, it wouldn't hurt to have more shade, but...
Yeah, we should have...
If we had a seating area, that's where, like, this would be...
Should we invite the viewers over to the house now or no?
Yeah, anybody want to pull up?
I think we get another seating area, maybe, like, over there,
and then this covers that, and then we get another one of those for this.
And then another...
So we'll use that...
...on it before for this.
I didn't like it.
I did that and go where it takes you to do it.
Yeah.
I'm skipping you.
I'm here.
What do you mean?
Oh, they said they're already here.
Yeah, you think I can use this as a write-off?
For content?
Yeah, the viewer said that they're here.
This is in the wall.
Oh, it is warm.
Yeah.
That's it, man.
It's heat up from the sun all day.
Fine.
That's fine.
Yeah.
What should we do to Apple TV?
Does anyone want it?
If you don't want it, I'll keep it.
120 bucks? Does anyone want to buy it?
If not, I mean I'll just buy another TV, I guess, for my room.
It's 120 bucks. It's already 30 bucks off. There's 150.
I'm here, I do get to the meet-up at the TV.
Let me know, bro.
Who's Gemini?
Oh, hey Gemini!
I'm ready to be your voice of-
Here's a voice you can pick.
Feel free to keep exploring until you find the perfect voice.
Here?
There's- this could be the voice that's right for you.
Choose this one and let's get talking.
Feel free to keep exploring until you find the perfect voice.
There are so many opp-
Yes, ma'am. Have sex with me. Just kidding. I have a girlfriend
Oh, we're locked. Wait, is there a twitch? You probably download it. That's us. That's us
This is fucking comp. Where do you get that?
We go to the World Cup in Columbia see what you have to buy to watch World Cup games Peacock
where is Peacock? Seven ways to click that so you have it. YouTube TV. I don't have YouTube TV.
Anyone here have YouTube TV? I don't do YouTube TV?
Yeah, but I don't have my phone with authenticator
It's 51 it said
My tripping that he had said 51 I could be wrong, but yeah, how much time does the game?
I
Right there try it for free wait we can literally put do it for free can you scan it wait set chat maybe the chat
We're no don't do it. Can you scan it? I did it last time I can't scan it anymore, but I don't have my
Literally all your phone
I mean
Well, no one wants to pay them.
I mean, I just don't, I can't do it anymore.
Chad, what the fudge?
What the fudge?
What are you trying to do?
Where's, where's, where's, where's, where?
We can get it.
You have to download it.
Just look up Twitter right there.
Hold on, I should be at the bottom right?
Hold on.
I remember correctly.
It should be.
Oh
Damn, it's twitch like irrelevant chat does anyone does anyone or chat use twitch
I gotta switch the YouTube streaming
Like does nobody feel free
Results for twitch
Damn twitch has a 3.5 star rating
Wait check it already hold
HOR! Please don't make me sign in. Don't be cringe.
HOR! That's...
That's us!
Wait, check it already. HOR! Please don't make me sign in. Don't be cringe.
That's...
HOR! That's us!
Wait, check it already. HOR!
Please don't make me sign in don't be cringe
Wait now I could dead-ass come out here though like stop biting your nose before I fucking eat your asshole
Who could we watch now? No one's ever training
No, bro, it's pissing me off
Okay, so what should I go on YouTube on YouTube?
Oh my god
Oh, yeah, what's this one about?
DU?
BIST?
Space BIST?
I could probably play one more out here.
Second one?
I could probably play one more out here.
The first one?
All the short ones.
What is this?
What's this?
What's this?
What's this?
What's this?
What's this?
What's this?
What's this?
What's this?
Yeah, it was a song.
Wait, nine seconds.
Wait.
Ten minutes?
Ten minutes.
Not for all you could talk.
No, it's going to blow.
No, it's going to blow.
No, it's going to blow.
No, it's going to blow.
No, it's going to blow.
Where's that bridge over there?
See, you can just, uh...
Oh.
Oh, it's good to know
It's fast, it's fast
You can do so
Like, by far, no matter
Catch a creak, catch a creak
Catch a creak
Oh, it's good to know
Oh, it's good to know
It's pretty loud
Oh, it's good to know
Mmmmmmmmm....
...
...
...
...
Cat-Bullies against Alottos.
It's nice, right? It's nice.
I think it's Alottos.
Now, how do we go in the World Cup game?
Oh, God.
Post someone good at the bar, YouTube TV.
Come on, someone buy me.
Man.
We're not gonna watch the game?
I can go watch the VVV.TO.
I'm gonna get the Caps...
...
Should I just have someone sign everything to chat?
No, it's not how it works.
Yeah, I'm gonna do an ab circuit, get in the hot tub, and drive on your TV, got a long
night ahead of us bro.
Yo, can we get a core card maybe?
So I can show you the core card?
You gotta see my Patreon first.
Yeah, guys, subscribe to the Patreon.
It's like, what?
See, the SS Matter looks so good.
Ugh.
Are you connecting?
He disconnected.
See you alive!
You can see, he used a stun.
You guys see, guys?
He used a stun.
Wait! He's connected. It worked.
It doesn't fit.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Noob is good.
Noob is good.
Noob is good.
Noob is good.
Wait.
She never does it, man.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
My defense is a goal whenever he picks up the ball.
Wow!
We're watching the game.
Is this as loud as this goes?
He's using some Columbia supporters in that.
I like to press all of them on him.
This little stellar possession that has got his hand
has struggled to have as high as a lie of Mrs. Al
and tries to have that nipple back.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
Let the referee in and let a little bit of advances go.
So you still use big games actually, Taylor?
I'm a physical game. I'm just used to that.
It's not nice to whistle too much,
it's just that you're the club I've been playing with when I was little.
It's not nice!
It's a physical game?
Is that nice?
It's loud, though.
Chad, is it loud?
You can see it on the top of the list.
You can see it on the right, a couple of cells.
But we're still going to go through.
You're not getting banned.
How is this banable?
People watch the game in person with the camera facing them.
There's no different from TV.
You can't see it with the spectre stand.
Oh, yeah, they showed it for 0.5 seconds.
I forgot we're bad.
That suits.
The spectre stand up.
Come and emphasize it up.
I
Kind of like the display
The UI looks fine the TV looks great. I
Wish I could get a little louder now
I was kind of if you buy another soundboard or another subwoofer all it does is add and combine and get louder
You could add like
You can add more solos products and it'll get long and they wirelessly connect
That's something that there's much going on like wait, it's Columbia like better
Is it better?
I don't really know how the group stages work. I'm not gonna lie
So what yo Jason I would come to the next grade, but I heard you're not allowed to bring your backpack and
It starts at 6 a.m.
So it's gonna f like crazy. There's no way it doesn't I mean, I don't know I might do alright
two three four five
two three four five
eight five
eight five gift and rising
yo, you should do a stream out here
where you play
wait! wait!
uh
bumblecloth
we should do a stream out here where we play a video game on this
can't you be a
yeah, yeah, yeah
you were saying one more outside in the pool
yeah, that's what I'm saying
I'm staying here stream and we'll have to see what we shoot at.
What's happening?
The stream fucked up.
It's streamed off the dock.
I don't know, they just typed in my chat, it just happened.
No way.
Wait, we should put a Nintendo Switch out here.
Switch the mind just, right here.
Damn, we've been shooting this.
Oh, the backpack's dead?
Switch the mind just.
Yeah, but it's CROCKED.
Who wants to come over?
Hold on, yeah. Chat my backpack died.
This is one of my chat seasons now.
season now. Wait, it's expanded, huh? Yeah, you just need to get in the OBS from OBS. Yeah, I have to go. Someone has to.
Is that what I call it right now? Yeah, I'm probably going to have to have production go up top. Oh my god, wait. What?
In the game earlier, someone scored a, on Ghana, they scored a goal in the final minute of the game.
Oh
Was does thank you
That's table or not overall you should be playing in the game. Thanks, man
They weren't older you're looking guys someone should get the hundred batters
Okay, hold on altitude where's game
Oh, go live on Patreon!
Who wants to see the Patreon streams?
Why? Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
It's high!
Well, we just watched history.
Is that Jason that scored?
No, no, no.
That was their first ever goal in World Cup history.
No.
Damn. We just scored for the first time in World Cup history?
That doesn't make any sense.
He's young. Who is that?
How old is this guy that just scored Jack? He looks so young.
He's 22. That's crazy. Imagine scoring. Wow!
Nice little header tapping. Not a bad shout.
what a heads up play fuck you Ron I hate you I get it
about heads up play scores his head I was good I was jumped in the water and
splash all over you that was so fucking good
he's 20 why is there a family walking out their house
why is there like a little ass kid no okay there's a mom a dad and two kids
Yeah, yeah.
It's Sombra.
It's the AC guys.
Did you know that elevator doesn't work?
He's 22 playing in the World Cup and you're 23 in OBs.
Come on guys.
It's like...
Where's this game being played? Does anyone know?
I think it's uh playing in pi-cost I'm not sure where that is well what is the location
of that what if a buddy comes out here and eats our wires that's not how many see rats
chew through the wire the flies stop working oh it's Mexico City ooh my parents are coming
Give me a go!
So you wanted your AC to work?
I can't tell you. It goes out every day. It doesn't matter anyway.
Whoa, you should tell me.
I think it works. It goes on and off.
Yeah, and I think that's what was happening to him.
And it's literally rats. He showed us pictures of rats. Like they fried themselves.
Yo, let's take a seat, bro. Put your feet in the water.
That would be almost too good.
It's warm.
Oh god, it's warm.
It's like really warm.
It's almost too good.
It's putting my feet in the water to be too good.
I swear, god, it's warm.
It crocs our waterproof.
I feel it.
Oh my shit.
Whoa!
What?
Wait! That's it!
What's going on?
Columbia, Bombokhra.
Wait, what?
Damn.
We tried to shoot that from deep.
Ah.
Oh my god, there are ants all over here.
They're probably covering it.
You be there for ants?
They were just like scratching the hole so hard you sniff it.
You sniff it?
No.
I've never done this.
Wait, is this a pen?
Oh, no, I thought it was a pen.
I was like, boss.
You think this could be a header?
Back to back head?
Awesome to a header.
Wait.
I don't know if I got hit twice.
Oh, see, if I was there, that's where you bicycle kick.
Get it in.
Facts.
That's what you really had to do in that situation.
Damn you guys, head on it though.
Fuck, I need a hot dog, bro.
It's not even negotiable.
Y'all, I'm not kidding, can I ban this guy? Like, he just keeps typing he hates me. Hello?
It's a yellow.
I can look at them and just go, but I was sent off.
I've got to come out of school, it's a joke.
I'll show them the moon.
You don't have to watch me in the water.
I've got all my...
Oh! Wait!
Wait!
Oh! Oh!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my days!
Oh my god, he's smacked the shit out of him.
Wait, he blocked it initially, and then it still went in.
Yeah, I know, uh, the chicken bowl.
Trust that it's gonna be-
Columbia!
Then we actually just saw two goals in the ten minutes that we watched again.
What a fucking play.
I don't know. I saw a lot of hate on it though. I don't know why.
Yeah, that was a good block though. That's eights. He like blocked it perfectly.
Yeah, it touched his hands and it's still went in. Just Columbia winnings.
Wait, so it was like Ronaldo like dead ass washed?
I don't know, Messi had a hat-trick though, at 38, now Fisher and Ronaldo, so, today.
They didn't do that.
Summon.
Who do you think the finals is going to be though, Chad?
You need to be France or someone that's what everyone thinks France versus who though
What do you think ladies you watch this shit like a lie, I haven't watched like enough though like I really don't know who's like the best countries
Yo low key could Argentina make it to like the end again
Or did they, wait, did they verse crumbs last game?
Like did Messi verse crumbs, like, who diverse?
I forgot who it was.
Ooh, ooh, ooh.
Fran is Argentina, that's why it's looking nice.
Hold on.
Let's see if we can get to the hydration break out.
Wait, algae was good?
Hold on, hold on.
Say on God!
Good defense, this has to play.
I cannot tell you more.
I'm down from Mexico.
Wait, is that tomorrow?
I think, I don't know, but I'm saying,
from Mexico to when the world cut.
I think they could do it.
I got the kid.
You know players on Mexico?
I don't know a single player now.
I'm going to go inside, bro.
Yeah, we got to wait for the hydration break.
Oh, is he hurt?
Hey, Voss.
Hey, keep by your fingers.
I'm going to turn you into a campfire, sorry.
What the fuck?
I
Drates your break off
You can leave it on if you want
So we can't even wash the game
I
Someone wants to buy it
So I'm gonna buy it
Say hydrated
Stay hydrated. Hi. Do you take a photo with you? Yeah, just just give me one second
She was on the clock.
Yeah, she was working.
She was literally working.
She was acting pretty good.
All right, well, let me get my key.
Yeah.
What are you gonna do with your food?
I got you.
You gonna leave your food?
I need your food here, dude.
The ants are gonna get to her, bro.
Yeah.
My food's in here, Frances.
I'm gonna put it in.
Get it in here.
What?
Oh, it's cold.
It is a little bright.
What?
Oh, it's cold.
It is a little brick.
Oh, fuck, it's freezing.
It's good enough.
Go away!
Mm-hmm.
No, I'm good.
That's good. Another lady.
Look how many viewers.
I think this one was one.
Oh, this one was thirty one.
Oh, that's not bad, though.
That's actually up to you, though.
this way for one second. I'm good. It's kind of for Ron. I know this thing. I miss your taste.
And then just set it there. I thought you were actually like yeah. We have like
said something there. I can only focus on so many things at one time. I think you should offer
you. No. You do probably take it off. No, I don't want to take it off. I'll have to do it. I need an
I'm adapting to my reach, you're reaching for it.
See that though, like, you're all getting to me though.
You could probably get the dogs in that leg.
Oh yeah, that part should crack my head open.
Oh, also you're something. You're something in crime time.
Old stable or not. Old stable or not on the crackless head of him.
Like Cash Ron would have just cracked his head open, right?
He would have dead ashes killed himself right there.
But come along.
Okay, I'll take it.
Ah, doobies gookie-noo.
What the fuck?
This house looks so much better in the lights, y'all.
Wait, there's lights here, too?
What?
Oh no, there's so many lights.
Where'd it go?
Where the fuck are the lights?
I'm doing circles in this bitch.
He's doing donuts in the ass!
Oh, I just got another ring.
How many? How many? How many?
This time it looks like about three viewers have came through.
That is fucking love.
For real bro, I appreciate it and I hope you had a good stream.
I just borrowed half the money, I literally just didn't want it.
I'm like, I just borrowed half the money.
Yeah, you.
No, stop it.
No.
What the fuck is this?
I'm getting a screen set on me.
Gilbert, do something.
I'm not just dirty.
You need to care.
I kept twisting his nipple.
He's looking like it.
He just pierced my nipple with his finger.
Why am I not playing it for like five seconds?
I don't know my game I haven't saw but I don't I never saw the shaders
You said you were going to install it at least a minute.
I need to install it in the...
Just click the button.
Yeah, just click it.
You're going to see one when I go without it.
So that's about it.
Someone just dead-ass type our exact coordinates.
Because someone did this a while ago and it's the exact same thing.
See that's that bro. See that's the payday that bro.
Oh hey live.
How's everyone doing?
Guys make sure you know just go for short form content on my Instagram.
There's actually people that buy like this camera for shooting.
Short form?
And you just start shooting birdies.
Oh my god.
Let's make Gila back up.
I have my model right here.
What is this phone?
Yeah this is going on the page.
What the fuck?
That's gone.
It's okay.
Yeah, I got this in my PO box.
That is hilarious.
I think we have to play one more.
I don't care, I'll do it.
I really might only play one.
Well, there's only one more.
We only have time left.
No, but I know how you, yo, you bite your nails.
I don't care.
It's not my nails.
Do you want to get turned into a campfire story?
No, I particularly don't.
I don't want to get tickled.
I don't want to get tickled.
I don't want to get tickled.
I don't want to get tickled.
I don't want to get tickled.
I don't want to get tickled.
I don't want to get tickled.
It's not my mail, do you want to get turned into a campfire story?
No, I particularly don't. I don't want to get tickled either.
Do not, bro.
Stop it! Please, do you remember?
I don't want to get tickled right now!
I don't care.
Help me!
Help me!
Help me!
You know what, fuck this shit. I'm out of here.
Why is this open?
He could go to the top and drop the Samsung W elevator.
You have to literally one.
Oh my god.
You just look at caution and you're all right.
He's hard.
I don't believe it.
Stop saying it.
Of course you're going for us to go up to seriously with our butt as we go up.
I know it's fully dead ass, look at the stairs going up the stairs, I have a girl over here
left in the stairs
bro, can I have your phone please?
no, you can have it
it's a reason to have it
I love you, you're my only one
thank you so much
no problem
Chad, it looks great
it looks like your home screen
Okay, what did you do is why are you running away now like that?
No, what did you do?
Re-guess.
Re-guess, re-guess.
I'm just kidding.
You're obviously just kidding.
No, because I know what the chat's going to do.
What's on your tail?
He's so cute.
I'm not even kidding, Chad, it's Burger the cutest black pussy you've ever seen.
You want food?
You fat bitch?
Hey, you want food?
You want food?
You want food, Burger?
Hi, Burger!
Hi!
You want food?
All right, come on, watch this.
He's gonna run away.
Very much.
Ready?
Yeah.
This fat bitch, bro.
You are one fat bitch.
Oh, you can put it in there.
You want it?
Tell me you want it.
How bad would you want it?
Blast your tongue, did I put it in the jar for you, Tom?
Well then, he's gonna die.
Fatherlike son, do you guys think I'm like a fat idiot or something like that?
It's gonna be stupid!
Damn, I left my carambit down there.
Oh, I'll get my green one.
Honestly, I'm thirsty. I wish I had a water.
You want me to get you a bottle of water?
I want you to get me a bottle of water.
Lacey, I'm going to get you a bottle of water.
Is that right?
Thank you, Lacey. I'm just going to get you a bottle of water.
It's going to set up.
I think it is.
It's not mine.
It's just for...
Nah, it's weird, but I shouldn't go on a level 7.
No, it would really be funny though.
If you dude, oh my God, if you tweeted on his account,
That would go viral. You could fold this shit out of your front.
Like you could feel it.
You could feel it.
Are you sure?
I don't want to get in trouble.
He's not here.
He's not here. We can do anything you want him.
Does he have any snacks?
We can do any prank ever.
He actually has some snacks though.
What is this?
Oh yeah.
One high chew would burn him.
There's one.
This one, how huge?
He's going to come back and start us a counter 35 because there's only 34 in there.
Hi Burger.
Hi.
Hi.
Hey, the thing, they stopped. What happened?
I have no idea.
Wait, what happened?
Lay's ill.
Ill.
What'd he do?
He'd be all off. He was playing something on the screen.
Reading on the mic?
Maybe.
No.
Way back there.
Oh, are you on trisillity?
Or no. Hello?
Is that stable right inside or not? Hello? Hello? It's me. Hello?
Hello, what the fuck are you Adele? I'll keep answering. Hello
I'm here. Yo, bro. Can you hear me? All right or no? Yeah, I
Think so. Thank you for the one switch sub bro much appreciated. Thank you so much man. Can we get a W?
No from the other side. Oh my god, you're fucking so tone deaf
Wait, did this sound like a down? Ah
That's you
Saddle down and you put it off Mary
No
That's all tree
That's the Bernardo you Loki have an amazing voice you should do a marathon where you don't end stream to you sing every song on Adele's album
You guys want that or no?
Let me know I can make shit happen, bro. That's the thing about me. I miss to make it happen
What's up? What's up, Adapt?
Yo, Adapt, you hear me?
Yo, yo, Adapt, you hear me?
Yo, Adapt, you hear me?
Yo, Adapt, you hear me?
Hey, bro, you got to get on the game, bro.
Yo, you hear me good or no?
I'm getting an audio. I'm not getting visual though.
Okay. It's me, Stable, Ronaldo.
You're probably wondering what I'm doing right now.
Well, I'm loading up my game as we speak for the legendary one more segment
Yeah, they've been really really asking for this and it's only fair bro
Yeah, I got no we're not playing freaky war zone y'all. It's just regular war. Okay, you know what every kill
Equals one stroke that I give you okay. Let's not do freaky war zone. Let's do fucking sexy war zone
Every kill is one stroke every death is two strokes
That feel that still feels like it's freaky to me
Check that little boy does war zone have a lot of hackers or no
No, no, no
Okay, are you installing shaders?
Fuck I should heat it up. Yeah, it's got a text from call of duty right now. It's a plate of a law
Wait my title says freaky war zone
If we're not playing freaky war zone, there's no point in playing and I think everyone in here can agree
Like why would I play a game? That's like if you're not trying to like do some crazy like shit
It's regular war zone
But we can add a twist if you want. No, bro
It's not fine. Why are your socks so high man? I got
Have you honest with you it up?
No, I would prefer if you lie
Are you just like
When I watched you when I was younger I used to like
How'd I tell you this without being like a weirdo
You should like really watch your videos like right before bed
And I would always like
I'd always like
How do I tell you this?
Okay, I think you just stop right there.
I I I hear you.
Appreciate it.
I just, yeah.
Why do I look so angry?
I'm dead serious.
Like, I look good, bro.
But the gym has been working like it's working wonders on me.
Really?
I can't see right now. I don't know. I can't see you.
You just saw me. Yeah, but I was it. I was I don't know, bro. A lot can happen quick,
bro. Like come think fast. Yeah, it's installing shaders that might lag for a second.
What do I play check called duty war zone? Or is this is that it?
its warzone bruh i'm telling you there's a new mode and it's actually about to be uh
yeah ronda's actually has a good effect
bro i need food i'm literally done
uh no i think it actually is one point five now
so you're headed in the right direction
you
like you're just like a piece of crap
That was actually good jokes though, get it?
Is, you know, not a double chin, I added a decimal, like there's gotta be some level
of intellect to be able to comprehend that level of humor.
You feel me?
Okay, come on.
I have installing shaders, that's 66.7%
I'm just dooms crawling on door, actually.
I maybe should have died.
I know I found out Lois Polos had $50,000 saved six months into the year on DashPass.
What?
Yeah, that means he spent like $150,000 total already.
$60,000 on DashPass?
Yeah.
Oh my god, my game's at $6.7.
Crazy title.
What the fuck is my title?
Change it.
What's your title?
I think it says Freaky Warzone.
Mine's Freaky Warzone with Adapt.
I'm actually just gonna...
I just have fun playing games, bro, because it just...
It reminds me of when I was a child, bro.
Can you invite me? It reminds me of a child, bro, and I was just happy.
Nowadays, I have to pay tax.
I have to deal with the chat, just making fun of my weight every day.
Tax, bro.
Remember when all we had to worry about was getting a clip for ill cams?
Are you remember all you have to worry about was just three to one thing at the same exact time as your friends to get in the
Same scrim lobby because there was no codes back then and all you have to do is just keep the exact same time
And then you'd end up going into those random games where people would have scrims
And you'd be scared to just fuck and then T food host T fault scrims
And then basically you would just get into his lobby and it'd be super fucking fun nowadays. It's just depressing. Yeah
That's good times. I
Remember the three to one part, but all the other parts I did it
okay are you ready to do this or not um no i can't get off actually so see you
tomorrow no we got time for one more okay listen do you want to play the blackout
mode or the regular give a fuck what that mode means bro i'm a grown ass man you think i give a
fuck about what it's called blackout mode i'll put me into the game bro i'm locked in say less hold on
black ops resurgent eh yeah yeah yeah hold on here we go you ready we have
time for one and one only I'm hearing that out he came in thank you for the
product appreciate the auto raise of one viewer from earlier do you think that
hundred thousand dollar TV dead ass can jerk you off through the screen though
like why the fuck is it a hundred thousand dollars like what makes it a
hundred thousand dollars I just saw someone in the flock Twitter community
say what the fuck with like question marks and it's you your stream and it
says you've been streaming for four hours and they put a circle around it I
think they're surprised I think they were a bro hold on where is it
this made me tired for it would this be me
only shit I'm pushing for seven hours that's crazy this was just a regular day
in 2020
that is insane
hey listen to my new voice
yeah
Wait, can you hear me here?
Go easy on me. I'm a little wash I played video games in a while but I'm a content creator
We have to actually lock in right now
I'm gonna be honest with you like I genuinely think out of like every content creator on this site
I genuinely think I'm one of the best gamer slash content like like IRL streamers like
I'm good on multiple games
Like this game is not for the week. I'll let you know that right now
You gotta be really really really good to play this game
What game could I play and like people would actually respect me if I got good on it, would you say?
And the FPS I think
What is it? It's the hardest game to go program for night for never sure over CS
Where we got
Land of green
It's resurgence. Yes. Oh, this is the Mickey. Oh, this is the Mickey. No, no, no, no, no, this is
Oh, this is the Mickey a spot
This is the actual no, so there are no guns in my fucking building
No, where I got I got loot. Oh, yeah, okay here put up to you here
We just need 10 man's for loadout. Don't worry. What's the best guns talk to me?
What about the carbon?
What about the Eater?
Did the Eater get it?
Is the Eater good?
Someone let me know in the chat right now.
ETRT. ETRT's pretty good yes.
I just got a body already.
I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm dying!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
Those are really great shots out of myself.
I'm gonna call him in for the full.
You guys, you don't have to put a baby in my show.
That's Chad, it's so lame.
Y'all see me poppin' off, hold on.
Like, it is like, in the show.
Sit down, nerd.
I thought you were about to say something different.
I don't know what.
I thought you were about to go to your condoms.
Well, we gotta get 10 bands for Lodi
so I can pick up my car and really start shooting.
A Cogget?
What the fuck is this?
I have an eager and a cocket.
A cocket?
A cocket is a good sub. It's actually a good sub.
What are the good nests in this game?
Wait, I hear it. I hear it.
I'm me. I'm with you.
Wait, wait, come on here.
I'll visit.
Oh, I hear a squeaker.
I'm me.
Hey, shut your bitch ass up, kid.
Wait, they just talked the bloody hell out of me.
How about you shut up?
We gotta move their game.
Help, dude.
Okay, get the frigate.
Don't work shit ass, brother.
We need money for a loadout we're actually shooting now I need to mark
Swing
Yeah, she's so good at this game. Thank you, bro
Thank you, bro. This is what I'd like to see. Oh wait, wait, let me get your money
Yo, shut your bitches up kid shut up. I don't care
That's a white. That's a white.
These are decent guns. You can pick up their loot, but here drop and I can wait.
Is it carbanger?
And then also a traffic?
Carbanger's good.
TYD, thank you, don't ask.
A traffic or carbanger? No.
You gotta drop ten. Wait.
Oh shit, this is nice.
She kinda looks like a...
Oh
You gotta grab the grappling hook though. Look at it. Look at ready
See you see what I did it no
Well, I'm not a really start game mix y'all what did stable in order to lose his funny mistake
I don't know
All right, I got the car I got grapples there's only 11 us
I lost my funniness when I fell off.
Got it.
This dad is so bad.
Oh my god.
What are you doing?
You hate the stable community?
There's a drop incoming.
We can go back here and get a UAV though.
Isn't the stable community a good community or no?
I think they're a bunch of fucking idiots.
don't worry about a review you should buy grapple hooks in there if you're
really trying to get me but that's only for high-skilled players up here I'm
seeing seeing shit hold on let's see if I could still shoot with this name for
there's a little shits well I'm going in for the kill bro
yeah what's better the car vendor the tropics
oh me oh me
get in there man
oh mama's way
what did he say
nothing me oh yeah let's get up here oh wait this
might be a bad idea
I got map wedge
oh Salant, I'm so sorry
very well
I'm going to get my truck friend
hold on
oh you see that big red thing on the map
I'm dead
I need help
okay hold on
wait wait wait wait wait wait
pounded by Kyrie
are we dead ass
his name is pounded by Kyrie
me. Kill him. Kill him. I literally give names themselves that though. I need help to get
My weapons, okay?
There.
What the fuck is that?
Don't worry, stay where I got you.
No!
I'm not fucking dead!
Oh, you're ass adapter.
Actually so bad, bro.
Oh my god, I can't...
Ooh, cop points!
I remember when a Jap was good at Call of Duty.
You just sold me.
Like, Parker, can you stop?
Invite me, bro, invite me, invite me.
That was, all right, we could do one more.
Okay, I could probably actually do one more game
and then, it's-
All right, all right, you got it, bro.
I'm gonna take my shirt off on.
All right, I'm taking my shirt off.
I don't know if anyone, I invited you.
I didn't get it.
We'll play one more attack.
Yeah, I gotta update my Gamer tag.
Or I'd love to keep making a Gamer tag this day.
Okay, what are we gonna do here?
Do we go
We literally got a win this cuz we got time for one and one only I look good now down there now
By let me know like rate me one through ten, bro
Let me see if I could see on Twitch. I got a question for you that why don't you take me on a date?
What's that?
Hey, why are you a why I take me on a date?
Take you on a date. What do you mean the reference wait look with lighting you can make yourself look like way stronger than you are
Okay, oh
Sure, you've been in the gym
Yeah, look you look strong thank you bro. No, it's working. I think the gym's actually working out about my Birkin
It's working. She says she a virgin. It's her turn. She my biggest
Okay, we got time for one man. We and one only chat come on man. They killed. Thank you for the five gift
Let's lock in here and let's do this for the kids who couldn't be here today, man. Man. Fuck them kids, bro
I'm not alive. Oh, I like what where did that saying even come from because does anybody give a shit like genuinely curious?
take your shirt off a dab we all want to see it
why would I ever click on an adaption if he's not shirtless that's my
best
you're a lady in the chat job of me
he kills something head down to the ground
nice burger go burger do you want to get turned into a fucking campfire story
that's your cat right
Yeah, bro
How'd you name it after a burger well because in 2023 I used to be fat and they used to call me burger boy
And they used to call me out. I look like a burger. What do you mean by used to?
Yeah, when I was
Like people used to call me burger burger boy. He's doing it again. I said it like what?
I was like a little overweight
how long is the long term let's see let's bring it back alright let's drop right
here this is we got to get a hot drop and we got a weakness
I'm actually about to be live for seven out of the battle bus for where are you
make sure to thank the buzzer I don't know
alright this is a better map this a lot better man
I'm gonna start shooting now. I was actually not even gonna shoot.
I'm better than you. I'm so much better than you at this game.
Why am I fake good at this game, Chad?
Okay, I have a target, bro.
Fuck me.
Fuck me, dude. We're not up.
Fuck me. Fuck this.
What is wrong with people, bro?
I'm dead. Don't die. Don't die.
Don't die. Don't die.
I couldn't if I wanted to.
That was a screaming, he must have absent us. Two kids on you, two kids on you.
That's fine.
That's all.
That guy, that guy, that guy.
I got grief, I got grief, I got grief, I got grief.
I'm dead.
Oh, two seconds, one second.
He actually just got griefed.
Wait, are that...
You literally said you could kill anybody and then you fucking die
Yeah, I bring that up and I
Mean we could play one more. I'll do one more now. I know where it's off cuz that was an embarrassing
That was actually embarrassing damn, were you ever just like
Pepsi is in the chat. He is agreed. Tell Pepsi. I miss him so much. I miss the taste of him, bro
You gotta stop saying that to people the taste you mean by you miss the taste of that
Person who misses cash and all go bro when he would take off his shirt and like everyone would actually cheer nowadays
I take off my shirt everyone says I'm chopped. I
Think they did that always
I
Know you saw the tiktok girls screaming my name after my car
No, what happened you didn't see the tiktok world people used to not believe me that I had like girl viewers who would like
That ass like chase me. There's a tiktok now this girl
Two girls they were chasing
I'm gonna meet that audio for you guys, but don't worry about this
Yeah, he said he's gonna show us that you know the shed is nice. Yeah. It's absolute
Yeah, I'm back reboot. Yes. Oh
To jump a juice. Yeah, we back on the road
I'm gonna shit on me though
Don't get a don't get it fucked up now
Hold on let me reload
You know
Me see me likes her on the stick dog now 20,000 girls like this
when I say matter daddy but no one gets the reference when I say honestly I
love you to get the kid spell I cup nice they're good tiktoks bro
drop me if you edit tiktoks for free for stable and all bang bang bang bang bang
Okay, hold on.
I can't touch this.
Hold on to my controller.
Come on Chad, that's the number.
It doesn't get paid.
Hold on.
Hold on, hold on.
My uncle used to be here.
Let's go, walk in.
I have my regular.
Walk in, where we going?
We're going to control center.
This gets hot, it gets hot here.
This is the actual...
I don't know where you are bro. I'm not gonna lie, I don't know where you are.
Real this time.
This is real, this is not a facetide.
Don't worry, don't worry.
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.
I've got him, I've got him, I've got him, I've got him. I killed my two.
I'm better than you! I'm better than you!
I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die!
There you guys are.
If you hit a chest too, all of you are going to get me a power up.
Alright, we're good.
This is the best map in the rotation.
We have to actually see it do it.
I'm not dying.
If we can make it to low down, we're good.
I'm actually
Builds yo buddy wrong fucking video game
Fucking idiot your chat I build lights getting able to attend gifted bro
I don't say thank you much appreciated man
Thank you
15 19 months Garcia
Hold on hold on really
I got you on me
There's my I'm gonna be dead you're dead
I'm better than you.
I'm up here. I'm here. Anybody that has the nerve to challenge me. How do you farm in this game? How do I what?
He farm mats in this game. There's no mats in this shit. So how the fuck do you play?
It's just yeah you just pay. I see that. I'm pushing that. I'm pushing that. I'm pushing that. Push push push push.
I think he went and stormed it.
I don't know, there's someone in here.
Y'all gonna see this song again?
I can if you're all...
And if you're dropping into the area, watch the sky.
Oh, Payphone?
Not that...
Wait, was there you?
Yeah, meet out on the game.
No, he's running!
Oh, you gotta say that.
I got a lot of people talking about that.
I can't believe it.
How long?
The last one's standing.
I
See
Fine matter not far. Yeah, this game mode of taking off its headset might be the worst
Right, just need to get a sniper
I
Cracked him I cracked him
You know what I mean?
On me! I died to a pistol!
Okay, I'm gonna just not play my life.
Why you fucking turn me on?
You say you're pregnant, I got scared.
I'm gonna play my life so you can get back to me in.
10 seconds.
Don't worry.
9, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Evil Call of Duty, bro!
Oh wait, we have a loadout.
coming on you pause again
I mean to say
so
okay
you're useless
your ass bro
what happened to all of that man
that's too big a deal
we turn to play for the D3
oh my god oh my god
oh my god she was into a game
someone's robbing the house
we get ass
to my door that's
I was literally the
One more time.
I mean...
Can we play one more, or like...
if anything I could play one more but that's literally it
am I streaming still it or no I think you're so streaming I could play one more but then
I'm that's it. That's Liri8, bro.
Oh, they're all saying my shit's dead.
So if y'all hear me type FODD.
Appreciate the W Airlines. I got one more of me.
Let me get a TikTok spoiler.
I know.
You know this thing.
Okay, yeah, nobody hears me bro. It's so good
Well, this is like a 50 minute delay is your stream good it up
I
Listen this is the last
It really does
I'm so confused my shit is so fox my stream is fun
I don't know
Really love
You all are saying we're good, but there's like a 50 minute delay like when you hear me
Got delayed it is on the chat
I think the streams are delayed yes I am excited
Yeah, yeah.
Try not to use your camera.
Try not to use your camera.
Use your camera.
No way you could go around me on different news broadcasts.
I don't speak English, but...
He's pretending that he's not like fluent in protection.
Oh my god, bro.
All right, listen, let's lock it. We got time for all production. Can we show it again?
I'm taking a humongous break from streaming after tonight, bro
I just feel like there's so much hostility and just like anger online
I'm sick of it, bro. I'm actually sick of it
No, it's just like there's so much
Down to do the same thing though
I'm taking a 40-day break tomorrow, so say goodbye to the food streams
All you guys hating on me for months saying we hate you. We think you're ugly
Whatever congrats guys. I'm taking a break now. So that's cool
No, bro does aren't you're real fans? I'm under your real
no, bro
Explain how my mom texts me that you then
I'm fucking like fat and shit I'm just dead to fucking like
I mean to be fair though, I'm just dead again bro, like I fucking want to die man.
Every time I'm looking at my screen I see Stamper Ronaldo with a plus medic sign next
to his name.
It's just how it was for your teammates
Imagine if Call of Duty Ghost never came out, what would you be doing right now?
You probably would be flipping burgers, bro. I don't know. That's actually a good question
All right, hold on homie, but I'm lucky and you and I joined off go come on
I was really doing on BL2 for real though.
Now you're washed, you're never gonna black up so.
What?
What?
What?
This cannot be true.
Swapping man!
Okay, I'll actually start trying this game.
Anyone that-
On me, on me.
Anybody that tries it with me, this game is just dead.
Is that like me trying to get a six back?
Yeah, I'm trying to look at him.
What the fuck what have I done
My claymore just saved me he ran me over but then my
Hold on I got my car
I don't give a fuck.
Don't ask fans like mine about it son of a bitch.
Hey get a family, bro.
I dare him to chow me.
I'm telling you, bro.
Hold on, where are you?
He's dead.
Let me actually get up.
I'm coming in. I'm coming in.
I'm coming through too.
I'm going to kill myself bro.
Don't even worry about it Ron.
Like what am I good at?
Like genuinely curious.
There's not a whole lot.
I'm trying to play my life for you.
Wait, is this a duo challenge me right now?
Are you out of your fucking mind?
Have you lost your fucking mind?
You and your homies both go back to the queue and re-evaluate your lives.
Play a different game or something.
I don't know.
I don't know what you guys need to do.
Get your fucking disgrace.
Dad, would you still love me if I was a worm?
I don't know. I don't really like pundits and cathedrals like that.
Green Forcing Armor!
You know what I mean now, you man?
You can remind me of that guy!
We've got 10 squads active in the back.
Alright, listen, listen, listen. We're in the top 10. Come on. Come on.
What do you do in that situation?
And you just get
Go into like insects asshole and control their whole body
Hey, do you want me to drop you good load out here
Wait, I switch
Matter doesn't matter who's this
Think about placement. Oh, I see a glade. Got him.
I need to hit this bomb.
One shot. No way. No way. No way.
I'm a hero. Don't worry.
Good kill. Lock in the rest of that squadron.
Oh
I was a hero
I will play again, but oh my God my gate my whole stream is delayed now. I don't know why I think that's it for me
I
Wanted to play like I just know I swear to God my whole stream is like there's something wrong with it
Like that as my whole stream is like I have a 17 second delay
Like they they're typing died on purpose to eat bro, that's how delayed they are like
Where's my door dash driver they're driving in circles and kept the comments right now every fucking serious
I'm just, this only happens when I'm actually hungry.
This only happens when I'm actually hungry.
All right, bro.
That was fun day though, yeah?
That actually was a good day, I'm not a lot.
Very nice day, had a lot of fun.
I even get the real fun.
We went through a lot of ups and a lot of downs.
Most of downs, but.
But hey, listen, at the end, it's night.
I was going to try to think of some inspirational quote.
Yeah, I'm going to just, yeah, okay, how should we send it off like that or not?
Um, you have a pie cost or no?
What's the pie cost?
dollars.
All right.
Good fucking stream today, boys.
There's a little bit of a delay, so I'm probably not going to do a real outro,
but I'm live tomorrow for P.O.
Box, so we should be kind of fun.
We'll get it on stream together.
Nonetheless, good vibes.
I love you, boys.
Um tomorrow PO box then yeah other than that
Yeah, I'll be boys
you soon
Thank you for the subs. Thank you for the dough knows they get on who watched and
Yeah, bro, that's one thank you for all the subs today too
I don't know if that girl that I skipped to 500 subs and we'll see
Love you boys.