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06-22-2026 ยท 6h 32m
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Any time I'm in the fucking gym you understand me I may have done over 800 fucking push-ups
I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. I may have done over 800 push-ups bro, and you're typing
good boy good boy good boy just not true you're gonna see the footage brother I
I, yo, are looking at me like, bro, I know it's hard to believe,
but I don't go to the gym.
I know it's hard to believe,
but I don't really go to the gym, y'all.
Like, I know it's hard.
Like, this shit is blowing me, man.
Like, y'all, dead ass don't believe me.
Y'all, dead ass don't believe that I do this.
We could tell.
I'm putting on my shirt because you guys are calling me fat.
Can we start maybe being productive?
Can we start saying like I'm empowering?
Can we start saying damn wrong, your body looks good?
Like, mother, like, it's like, you know how much words
will change things and you're taping thank God.
Thank God, God, we're going that far
that we're thanking God for taking, yo, listen,
all I'm gonna say is I will never be stepping foot
in a gym ever a fucking again.
And I have to take off now for at least a week.
I know, I know what you guys are gonna do.
I know what you guys are gonna say.
I have to take off minimum a week from the gym now.
No more boxing, no more going to the gym.
I'm taking off minimum a week, bro.
Minimum, minimum.
Now as for scheduling, I'm mad.
Today, I was supposed to play with Peterbott.
Doesn't respond until maybe yesterday, told me no.
I bet.
Clicks. Oh, Clicks is my guy. Can we get a W Clicks in the chat?
Can we get a W Clicks in the chat? Wow, W Clicks. Yo Clicks, you're the guy, bro. Yo Clicks, bro. We're about to start playing, bro.
Yo Clicks, yo Clicks, go on your stream and announce it because I told you to do that and then and then fucking bail on me!
And then fucking bail on me.
But now I'm mad.
Now I'm mad.
I don't give a fuck about Klicks. He's dog shit at Fortnite. He's never won an FNCS.
I don't want to play with that guy. He is fucking dog shit. He is dog shit. Yo Klicks, fuck you.
How about that? Fuck you. You are dog shit.
So today I'm playing with the real fucking champion.
Today I'm playing with Veno.
Now what he texted me?
What he texted me, verbatim, verbatim what he texted me.
JOLY!
OH!
MY GOD!
Oh my god, if you want to sub-sane me, you dead ass just might get us up.
I'm dead serious, you might just get us up.
What the fuck?
JOLY with a hundred matter-datters on top of a hundred matter-datters!
what the fuck thank you so much what the fuck she dead ass is gifted so many subs that it is
actually so nice wow give mad hugs y'all give mad hugs thank you so fucking much for the hundred
matters thank you wow wow wow wow julie thank you my heart thank you you know i'm saying i have a
a girl doubt, but I'm sure you're blessed. You're very nice. Um, where did the sub over?
Let go on this.
What? Oh, there we go. I got you. Listen, she gifted 200 subs for that.
I need at least someone else in the chat to get the thousand.
Let's make it easy, right? Chad. I don't know. Someone in here has got to like be,
you know, respectful. If she gifted 200,
we need someone in the stable to get the thousand who's with me.
Yo, thank you, Julie.
So now you're probably wondering Ron. What did Vino say? I
Don't know if Vino is feeling like a demon. I don't know if he's feeling like the devil himself
I don't know if he wants to murder a child
Vino texted me
Yo, bro
No delay today
We're dropping 30 bombs
And we're winning every single game
So my question to you guys do I you're so cute yo see I see I see these messages
Thank you so much for this positive message
My question is do I play today with no delay, and I already see someone Omay fiving
And you guys are Omay fiving yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo can you guys dead ass just like help me
Like if you guys don't snipe, it'll be good content. Imagine. I wouldn't every single gay
Like brother that'll be fucking oh, man. Oh
15 minute delay 15 minute delay get it get it you guys get the joke you guys
get the joke you get it you get it okay no you get the joke and then but no but
all jokes aside today is actually gonna be Cardi Cardi can you be quite a little
today's gonna be a great fucking day I deadass haven't streamed in three days I
miss you guys I miss you I deadass miss you like deadass serious like bro like I
I miss streaming so much like and I know you guys are gonna say cap cap cap guys this week coming up
We have a 2v2 bro verse bro me and
Jason
Versus Jinxie and Joe Bartima Lozzi. Yes
2v2 bro verse bro, and also I don't want to fucking mention it because you know how it fucking goes
This Thursday
CORE GAME NIGHT!
Under we get a game night going over under we get a game night going
Over under brah. I'm gonna not like I don't want to jinx it
But it took us maybe I don't know 50 fucking days to figure out one game night that we messed up
And we lost all the sponsors that we didn't even get paid Keck walk Keck walk Keck walk
But but I'm pretty sure I'm pretty sure we want to play that painting game yo
Yeah, you know what I'm talking about. Does anyone know what that painting game is?
Does anyone know that painting game that everyone's been talking about?
Yeah, it should be kind of a vibe.
I don't really know unless it's not fun.
I don't know if it's fun, but I saw Muda already cheated in that game.
I saw a tweet that said Muda cheated in a fucking painting game.
Like, are you a burger?
Like, dead ass.
Are you a fucking burger?
Are you a duck smoking a sink?
All right.
That sounded bad.
Let me not slow that down anymore.
Yeah, he can't help himself.
I don't really know.
Anyways, real talk though, guys.
I can't go to the gym anymore, bro.
I'm in so much pain right now. It's insane. So the schedule right now is today FNCS tomorrow
I'm live Wednesday to be to bro vs. Bro jigsie and Joe versus me and Jason
Game night core and then Friday. I have an important day that I must take off. Don't put the classic to shut it up
And then the 27th. I'm live again 28th. I think we're shooting a YouTube video and then I'm not mistaken
I might be going to a World Cup game on the 29th. Maybe I haven't gone to a World Cup game yet
Bro Marlon wants to take me. I don't know what day he wants to take me
But he wants to take me also by the way is messy like a goat like is messy like God
Like obviously I'm not gonna say he's God, but like bro. What the fuck is that?
He scored a hat trick the first game and then the second game right now
He he did he not score a hat trick or no. He was one off right was he one off?
He was like one off a hat trick because he missed a pen
Is it time to say it bro about ronardo or no is it time to say it
You're larking
So now when I know what's happening none of these applause music
So now when I know what's happening and I understand what's going on now. I'm a lark
So so what the fuck do you guys think like can I not learn the game like I'm asking you a question
Can I learn the game without getting like ridiculed?
No, okay bet. Yo Ronnie Nets. What time is the stream starting? Yo, maybe not say my government in my chat
You fucking weirdo on the stream just started wrote you fucking dumbass
Hey, Ron, I love your streams and I love watching you
you, but you are looking more like Los every day. I will be taking my talents elsewhere
if you don't change. And your name is Ron's rented Ferrari 812 GTS. So I rented a Ferrari
812 GTS one time for a video and you decided to make a fucking name after that. Wait a
minute, let me get this straight. Following since 2024, 05, 25. Wait, wait, wait, wait,
actually like you're like you're a demon bro no no go fuck yourself like you look great today go fuck
yourself bro i don't know when everyone is that burger sitting right there
the fuck yo it's yo by the way don't make fun of me the way i walk bro i'm in pain okay so don't
Don't make fun of me.
Hey, Mark.
Let's go, bro.
This is the boy.
Bro, I don't wanna hear nothing.
I don't wanna hear that shit.
I'm in fucking pain.
Okay, I'm in fucking pain.
I walk like I gotta stick up my ass.
Well, I don't know.
Maybe unc-fucked my tight asshole.
Like, yo, like, I don't have a BDL, bro.
I don't have a BDL.
Yo, you know what's crazy?
This is why I stopped opening Twitter
and I stopped reading the Twittercom.
Unless you guys are gonna start being more positive,
I'm just gonna stop going over it
in the beginning of my stream.
How the fuck did we post a core Twitter
of us working out at the fucking gym
and on TikTok?
On TikTok?
And on like every platform, Ron didn't do anything.
Like, bro, like, like, bro, like, like,
why does Ron look so mad?
LOL, this is him.
Ron looked like he ain't do shit besides watch paint dry.
Yo, not a drop on Ron's body.
Yeah, no, no way Ron worked out.
Yo, am I just like your favorite?
Like, that's just saying.
Am I like the favorite or something like that?
Cause like, why am I getting made fun of for everything?
Yo, first of all, dumb fucks.
Lacy poured water all over his fucking face
before the photo.
Okay, and I saw demons.
I saw fucking demons, bro.
I don't ever wanna go back here.
I don't ever wanna fucking go back here.
Silky wore a fucking pimple patch to the gym.
He wore three pink pimple patches to the gym.
Like, do you understand?
Like, I can't, bro.
I dead ass fucking can't.
Stop leaking.
Oh yeah, my bad, bro.
Let me stop leaking after I'm getting bullied.
Like, what?
Like, what else did I miss, bro?
Streamer Haskell was arrested by police on stream
for pretending to be a Walmart employee.
What's up?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
What the fuck did I miss, bro?
I closed Twitter.
I closed Twitter for three days.
No, no, no, no, I, no, I ordered this mess up.
No, no, no, listen, listen, listen, oh, oh.
No, no, no, listen, listen, oh, no.
I know where this is.
This is in Burbank.
This is right next to the Sephora.
Yeah, I know exactly where this is.
I got kicked out of this Walmart.
Remember when we saw the guy who had the crazy build?
Someone linked me to TikTok.
I was with Boba.
Who remembers that or not?
When I walked by a guy with Squidward built.
Oh, no.
I'mma put the camera in there.
No! No, come on! I'm 160!
You're a damn desirous guy!
I'm just gonna have a...
No, no, no, no! I've come to the God! I had this already! I came...
No, no... man.
So that's to... at least, prop the camera up, man!
No, I'm actually insane!
Dude, this is why I need a cameraman!
Bro, is he like...
Fuck!
Those are my office. I got them up here.
What does this mean? Can I rent your body for a day?
Yo, these messages are just...
Dude, the...
No, no, no, listen. They need to at least pop it up properly!
No, come on man, don't talk to me like that.
Yo, so you gotta rest it?
Wait, what did he do?
What did he do?
I'm getting a call by Lacey, hold on.
Yo, what's up, bro?
Yo, do you want food?
Yes, please, God, I do.
I'm a beard, do you want me to get it for you?
What are you getting?
What do you want?
It's between two things.
tacos, salads, or sandwich.
Wait, wait, wait, what was the second one?
Salad.
Yo, yo, can you get me, I don't know,
chicken leg piece, chicken Big Mac,
fucking just something man,
just something small like a sandwich?
Yeah, I'll get you, I'll get you.
Yo, can you tell them that like,
Swear from the gym nobody believes that we're like yo like I'm fucking dead basically from the gym
Lacey I'm not gonna lie when we did the fucking hill sprints you cheated
You
Yo, yo, yo son they're gonna see it in the video. What do you mean cat?
Listen bro, I gotta go back to work if you can get me a sandwich that'd be much appreciated
What okay, bye wait, I love you
I love you more
No, I'll leave you more.
Okay, so then hang up first.
You hang up first.
Alright.
When does the video come out?
Soon, bro.
Yo, so what did he do?
Was it some like, was it good content or is it some JD shit?
The full thing if you want.
We are at the Big W Walmart.
Because I saw people saying there's some JD shit.
And guess what we have?
Starts at 2.30.
Um, yo, internet, I pay $30 a month, can you fucking work?
Yo, yo, yo, internet, yo, yo, internet, bro.
Yeah, $30 guys, that's the maximum shit, I get you fucking dicks.
Okay, no, this is actually some
Wait, so she went to the back doors of the yeah, nice talking to you. I'm probably gonna give up the break right now because yeah
No, no, no, no, no, no, listen listen listen
No, no, no, listen, listen. No, I didn't I got it. I bought it from my mom works at Walmart. No, Mike listen
I'm gonna be really deal. I'm not one water is like a trillion dollar company. I don't really give a fuck to the answer
They're gonna survive. No, no, but yeah, this is retarded. I came in if you check the cameras
I came in with the best you can ask my
Yeah, I wouldn't do this just because I know it comes with
No, no, I'm not no, no, no, no, wait, you went through the back
Listen, Jormar?
Listen, listen, no, no, no, listen.
I'm not running because I'm not in trouble.
No, I didn't. I had it.
He's lying. My chat. No, no, no, no, listen, listen.
Listen, chat.
Yo, he has five fucking people on him, like 10 people on him.
Who the fuck is this guy?
Kids watching me and viewers.
I have a big, small youth fan base.
I'm trying to make them get jobs.
I was trying to help you.
Why do you have a body came with your Jormar worker?
I work here, I'm the security manager. I need you to take off the vest and give me the vest.
His name is Alfredo?
Alfredo?
I bought these.
Like the past?
Yeah, cool! Cool!
Record me on your little medic glasses, make a rain death video out of it. Cool!
Put me on your little Facebook, I'm not scared of Facebook!
No, no!
Ah, yeah, nah, he might actually be like a full retard.
Yeah.
I actually make videos on Facebook, so I'm not scared.
Can you stop following me?
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Maybe I don't know if he's still down, but bro like I want to throw a fucking I want to throw a banger, bro
Like why why not bro like attention any Asian person in the chat, right or anyone
But you know there's a lot of Asian people at seaside who wants to meet Jason the fucking wean, bro
Who wants to meet Jason the wean, bro? You might be your chance. It might be your chance, bro. Yep
What is this I did see this already
I also knew that he wasn't gonna be an ice man bro
Why do you breathe with your mouth so much stop?
I'm not breathing with my mouth what are you fucking talking about
Oh yeah you gotta stop linking me to shit bro dead ass
You get us gotta stop making me shit
Stable Renato, thanks you for sending me this like I don't know bro. Let's go to the top of the shit
Do you think it mean Vino are gonna call today? He literally told me he literally told me that we're gonna drop 30 bombs
That's what he told me
Yo at Sina stop speaking on shit when you don't know the cop. Oh, geez Louise
It feels like Jack Doherty vibes to me. I don't know why. This is like Jack Doherty vibes.
You know what? I heard this song one time.
Goodest, goodest cut to know. I mean, feel good about yourself. You're a good looking man.
Don't do that.
Okay, that was that one.
Never make yourself feel less. Man, that's fucked up.
Oh, that one was...
Oh, everybody said don't watch.
I didn't know how cringe it was gonna get.
And I wasn't ready.
And then I, and then now watching it, oh, I now regret it a little bit.
Cause, you know when you watch something cringe, you can just feel it in your bones a little bit.
This is a little bit of a drama right here.
Do we self-insert ourselves in making about us?
I mean, low-key, that's kind of what I do.
But also, I feel like I'm on a new arc where I don't really care.
You know what I'm saying?
I just don't care, bro.
You know what I'm saying?
All I'm saying is, y'all got to get a Discord call with me,
and we got to all talk about it, simple as that.
That's the only way we could fix this is if Sable Renodo and Sina
and Haskell getting a call.
True, actually true, bro.
You know what?
People watching, there's four seconds left.
What else could be said?
Oh yeah, I could feel that shit in my fucking bones, buddy.
Okay, that shit was rough.
Oh my God.
Like what?
Like what, you fucking dork?
Like what do you mean, watch the rest,
brother, there's three seconds left.
Oh man, I feel like everyone's gotta be friends nowadays.
Everyone is like trying to do something different.
What if we all just build together?
What if we all just build together, man?
Let's just all do shit together
What is wrong typing? I gave my son a phone at 10. All he does is watch you now. He's fat
It doesn't understand the real world. Yo guys if I'm not streaming. I'm watching Jinxie in the morning. That's what I do, bro
That's how I start my day. I'm gonna be honest with you. I eat in the morning
I shower in the morning. I watch a little bit and then I get on simple happy Father's Day Pepsi
So you guys think that sees my father
What did you guys do for Father's Day by the way did you guys DM me? Did you guys DM me Happy Father's Day?
I miss Pepsi bro.
Kidding, Pepsi thinks of me.
But now, I'm like your dad, he's like maybe playing sports, he can play hockey.
Bro, think about it, me and Betsy, dude we were conquering the world before, he got taken.
Are you going to do the Red Dead Redemption marathon like you promised Jinxie?
Yes, bro, soon, don't worry about it.
And baseball, you played all sorts of sports, so hockey stream was one of my favorite streams.
I miss you back. I did. I miss you. Yeah, I did see this. Um, this is clear as day, not me.
Like, I don't know what I have to, I don't know who I have to convince. Um, the group chat
instantly said, this is the worst thumbnail ever. Whoever created this thumbnail, you're a fucking
idiot who's like, oh, there's some more on. So you, you, you're telling me this is me. You're
telling me you're telling me this is me. You're looking at me and I look, look at me in the
I could look down the same way you're telling me that this is me
I don't even know if this is physically possible for me to do that shit our Jewish Prince holy chops
Like yo, yo, this is not me fucking idiots, bro
Hey sexy it's a great time to come back to fortnight be there on June. Yo, I'm not gonna lie
I'm not watching mom girls announcement. Let's you give me 200 subs
Anyways, did y'all watch the cooking video or no?
Bro, people seem to have liked this video.
Y'all seem to have liked it, which was crazy because I didn't think this video would do
that good because it's kind of like a filler idea, but like, bro, this video did really
good.
It was really good, and it's performing like really, really well, bro.
Next video, though, banger!
Hardly even know her.
I don't even think Lays is a- y'all, I just stopped posting this gift.
I'm not gonna lie chat. I agree with this no troll shit
I'm just taking my little shit when I'm in the shower on God
I do at stable ronaldo you guys swear that I say on God after every sentence
Random a dap spotted
Yo, you know I have to leave New York early because I had too many fans come up to me
But they said that I was like causing like a raucous, bro
They said there was too many people like trying to like come up and take photos
So I had to leave New York City early, bro
That is a big shout out to the stable community a big shout out to you guys, bro
Like dead ass serious big shout out to you guys, man
Not gonna lie. I just want to be honest dating someone with your own species feels like incest if you're a human with a human girlfriend
This is your
What
Yo, what?
Yeah, guys, um
What even called bailed on me clicks bailed on me, so it's vino today, so don't be mad bro, but just know that it's vino today, bro
Which is honestly like a good upgrade cuz clicks his fucking dog shit at fortnight anyway. I'm gonna be honest with you
He's just bad at the game. He's dead. That's just bad at the game
Yeah, I don't know why how to be posted this me at the last slide like bro. I look dead
I don't know why you posted this bro. You know I'm saying you make me look like I'm a fucking like like bro
Like are we fucking dead us? Are we dead us?
Anything else important that I missed? Okay, so I see messy kissing the wall nice
Nice you spent this you took acid the shower anything important anything important
What
Seen clips of him on bro. I don't care about this fucking drama. I'm 25 years old soon, bro
24 god damn I forgot my own age because you guys are making me like bro, bro
You're making me go crazy, bro. You're making me fucking go crazy. I'm gonna be 24 people. Don't think I'm sexy
People don't think I'm like good-looking people think I'm chopped whatever it might be
Really, I'm chopped
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
So we're losing gallons of water for AI for this bullshit.
No, no, just so I'm understanding, we're dead ass losing water in the world because
you're putting me in a fucking bikini and then you're photoshopping me as fucking RB17.
Do you guys think this is a good use of water like dead-ass serious like do you think that's a good use of fucking water?
I'm actually excited by the way to go to my first
Football game and what is this bro are obese influencers that want to lock in why are you sending me this?
You know pay for you to get some lab work done dexa scan some other stuff
And you're sitting in the studio sort of a Caleb Hammer style show where we just we dive in everything going on
You know so looking for some morbidly obese influencers more to be obese influencers
It's just like a joke
So tag them below if they are down to come to my show
Easiest if they like live in LA I could like knock out those up. So it's like whenever you guys think I'm morbidly obese like
What is it called again like a
fat
calculator
Body fat calculator. Okay. How old am I?
I'm 24 years old. How much do I weigh?
What is what is a hundred and
60 what is a hundred? Yeah, what is a hundred sixty pounds in kg? Can someone tell me? Oh
US units
160 I'm like what five foot seven my neck I
don't
How big is my neck?
What is this?
My waist
Wait, how do you?
How do you know this guys? I'm not five foot four. Can I do without this my body fat is zero
Your height is five three not five seven yo yo, can you fucking help me?
BMI calculator. Okay. Five foot seven, one hundred. I'll say one hundred and fifty five
pounds.
Oh, I'm normal weight. Wait, really? Oh, wait. No, no, no. Twenty, twenty three, twenty
three yo I'm normal way I'm normal way wait I'm dead-ass normal way why is
Jeezy call yo yo what's up bro yeah I am what about it touch
so do you think I'm like a joke to you like I didn't fucking win a championship
I'm sure you're sure.
If you win, I'll be surprised.
You are literally the Adam Johnson of fucking Twitch right now.
Do you understand me?
Don't ever disrespect a king like that.
That's number one.
If it was Adam Johnson, can I get these looked at up?
Adam Johnson, ice hockey forward?
No.
No, I'm talking about the football player.
Adam Johnson football?
Big soccer.
I don't recommend looking it up.
Listen.
Adam Johnson footballer, 38.
No, don't listen.
Adam Johnson given 60 years in prison for sexual activity with, oh my god, all right.
Listen, I'm gonna win FNCSA. I'm playing with a fucking pro. Do you understand me? I'm I'm gonna fucking win
Yeah, cuz he's dog shit fuck clicks. I don't give a fuck fuck him
I did have to fuck with him no more. He bales on me and everything in life. Go fuck yourself clicks
Fuck no, I'm on demon time now. I'm playing with his fucking brother, bro. I'm playing with Veno
I'm fucking winning today. Vino texted me verbatim and said you're not playing with delay today
We're dropping 30 bombs every single game
I'm bursting a bunch of burgers
Don't ever say anything I do is easy in life is if it was easy everyone would have it
Mm-hmm
Say are you gonna be watching today?
Are you gonna watch today?
Say on God
I've heard tales of your legacies, bro, and it's been a little controversial, but a lot of what I've heard from you, bro.
And I never get to see you live in a competitive environment, and that's the run I want to see.
I want to see stable, funky, and round-dale dangle, bro. That's what I want to see, bro.
And I'm excited. If y'all win, two thousand subs, bro.
Check out the video I just sent you, bro. That might start your day right.
the video set you in what your
check it out, bro. That might
you're playing. Yeah. Oh, let
me retract that thing. No,
you already made it. You're
already said we're already
said that. So you're so you're
gonna disrespect the got it.
So you literally said you
that you'd give me a thousand subs.
Because I thought you were playing Div 1, Buster.
I thought you were playing Div 1, not Laird.
Nah, you changed.
Can we get an L, Jinx?
Yo, you deadass changed, man.
Yeah, yeah.
Bro, why are you playing Div 3?
What is this, like the NBA C League?
NBA C League.
Yo, my question to you is,
would you be where you're at without fucking stomping?
Stop disrespecting me, okay?
I'm gonna qualify today,
So I could play Division 2 next time, and then when I play Division 2, I'm gonna qualify out of that to Division 1,
and then I'm gonna qualify to FNCS, and then I'm gonna have another FNCS under my belt,
and they're not gonna call me the one time, they're gonna call me the two time.
Do you understand me?
I'm gonna fucking win FNCS, and I put that on my mother's heartbeat, and then she dropped dead right now.
And I put it on your fucking brother's life too!
I don't give a fuck!
Okay, rest in peace to her, bro.
Goddamn, dude. Yo, don't block that shit on your mom.
Buddy listen, you're playing deep three. This is that as the glee
Yeah, Lacey's also playing with someone who we paid over like a hundred thousand dollars basically so fuck that little Mickey shit
You're gonna see a real fucking poll today
That's fine. That's fine. That's fine do that. No, no do that. No, I do that
That's fine, bro. Don't be a friend that supports another friend, bro
No, that's fine. No, I don't find
No, no, no, no, no, no, let's just not bro. Let's just not let's just not let's just not check in bro
You're just a disrespectful friend, bro. You're just a disrespectful friend
You know what bro every time that you play, you know rainbow six siege. I would watch now you've changed
You're a fucking you're a sick individual. Can we get an LGC in the check you fucking change you change?
You know what it is check it's the fucking alcohol. It's the fucking alcohol, bro
Knew it
Yo, it doesn't matter what's gonna happen. I'm not sitting in a box today. Okay tonight. I'm not stable Renoto tonight
I'm NRG Renoto
Thank you for the rate Jason. I just saw that come through. Thank you for the unofficial
rate. You want to see you want to see something crazy like dead ass. You want to see something
actually crazy. I'm going to link you in your chat. I'm going to link you something in your
No, no, listen, yo, you want to see something crazy?
I'm about to link you something in your chat.
This is division one.
By the way, look, look what I just sent you.
Let me know what you think.
Yep.
I'm going to watch right now.
I'm going to hang up.
I'm going to see this shit.
Well, I'm going to watch right now.
I'm going to hang up.
Stay.
Ronaldo just solo clutch a win and FNCS div cup opens back like he never left is crazy.
Yeah, this is what we call a good man. They mean emoji a demon
Give one if he's playing with a man's bro. Love lays to death kid, but there's no way
Jack how good like I fucked what Ron says no Ron is bias
How good was Ron in his prime? Oh, brother. Oh, cuz a lot of y'all are like for my kids
Oh my god, this respect you know, I was good. I was actually good like I hate that I get
I did so much as I'm a troll ten real talk real talk. I was good. So like I was good 19 eight. I was good eight
Ladies just said play me in any game any amount fork boy. I've literally never been called that
They wake right now for boy. Okay majority of people in the chat are saying bronze at eight out of ten
That's honestly like kind of impressive watch this. See if tens Peter bot eight good. Let's see tennis table
Okay, it looks like this was recorded on a toaster shut your bitch ass up kid. This is from the 8th chat not even long ago
Why does it actually sound like a maze knows what he's talking about
Wait same shirt
up six
what
quick at it
yep yep yep you see this shit check
don't fuck with me
I'm a demon 400 wood top three right now
It's all solos, it's a solo on high and you have the other kid not
He's moving hey, yeah, he's moving. I'm not even gonna lie. He's fucking moving bro
Not bad kid chat rod is so cute when he stood up he like barely got taller rod is so cute
No.
Yeah.
Hey!
This is some kind of fucking joke.
I love Ron, dude.
This is some type of fucking joke.
Yo, dead ass, not bad.
What the fuck?
Because that was clean.
That was clean?
That was clean, bro.
Yo, chubster, what the fuck is that?
Div3.
Yo, chat, I know it's not Div1.
Guys, if Ron was playing Div1 on June 8th,
why would he be playing Div3 on June 20th?
FNCS for Mr. Beesha-
FUCK YOU!
I
Actually, I'm praying on clicks his downfall on God. I'm praying on his downfall. Who's he playing with who is this who is this?
Wait Veno wait, so I'm starting late
Wait, am I starting lady yay or nay?
Can we get confirmation right now can I get confirmation right now?
Right now
Got no idea yo yo yo yo, that's not how you say idea you fucking burger outlaw
Classic energy Ronaldo bro, what are you linking me bro? Yo, you are wait clicks is
Yo, why don't you go back that's a get you a pretty old?
Oh my god, I'm sure together on the book. I know I know but you run back at fuck
Hold on
Yo, bro, look at this fucking burger guys. Yo, bro. Let me know
You need to hold me
Jinx he said one case subs each if we get first by the way
No, I'm saying run through the top and stuff he kind of looks like the electro wizard from Clash Royale
Like the guy who like zap the dog. I mean not not bad, but like you know the meme like
No, never mind, bro. My bad. No, not. No, reset the wall.
Hold on. Let me make a quick, let me make a quick call real quick to Veno. Do I have
this number chat? You guys would know. Let's see. Veno. Oh, I do. Let me see if he picks
up the phone.
So, my teammate's not calling me, yo, can I get confirmation?
Are they going to be late or no?
Is he going to be late?
It starts at 6 o'clock my time in one hour. Is he gonna be late or no?
How late you think like how late like how late?
One hour say what he like say what he
on everything one hour bro but I just saw a clip just came across my desk here
abroad on June 8th and he looked absolutely turned bro why don't y'all
just do like a big-ass 1v1 you guys are the same house no he lost to me
We did during the summer thought we didn't want to do one. He beat me
That's what bro you said you were better Lacey. That's funny. I am a better in-game player
Okay, you're a better in-game player, but is that cope cope cope so horrible?
Cuz I feel like that's some shit I would say like yeah, maybe you're a better player because you're playing with you play
I'm but you're playing with the West Peterbots. I got some shit
I would you're playing with the West Peterbots
to the sky and sway me and that's what he did but no I didn't know I did it no I
did it it's a whole different ball game that's literally a lie so Lacey here's
what I want to know are you winning div one tonight bro are you winning yes yes
I'm winning you have the best West player right yes I'm gonna shock the
fucking world everybody thinks I'm not going everybody thinks I'm not doing
good I'm gonna prove the whole world is Peterbott playing in your if I had a
West Peterbott I would I would just suck his dick bro like yeah I would of
course we went to who is playing in your tournament so bro or is this like
bro is this like when fucking is this like when like CR7 goes to Al Nassau
where's my food I thought Lacey was getting any food
I'm playing against top West Bros. Bavarra give me a name bro it's like my
I know everybody give me a name
Me help bro. Yeah, I'm like son who else brothers of the ball right going against
Who the fuck
Yo, this is that ass the Saudi League you're in the Saudi League. What is this? Oh?
Not okay. I know canada. I know canada. He's good. Okay. Oh
Oh
Okay, but I also might watch Ron and I'm gonna give an unbiased opinion of who I believe
watch both the odds of us both being at endings at the same time is going to be different but you also got to
you also got to remember what you're watching Ron is in division three okay i'm in division one so
Ron's lobbies are going to be a lot different than my lobbies but ron ron's is ron div three west
yes so who's he playing against like my brother who's he's been going against uh yeah your brother
could never be in the same league as me your brother's a chud bro he's never in the same league as me
Your whole genetics will never be in the same league as me, Jinxon, ever.
Your whole family bloodline will never be in the same division as me.
I'm a fucking gamer.
You're nothing but a little pup.
He fucking sucks.
He's playing with Venno. I mean, Venno just won FNCS on Central.
Yeah, Ron should get first place in it, yes.
Fuck you!
I like this little feud here.
You guys both think you're better than each other. This is good.
I'm gonna be honest though, Lacey.
I'm a big legacy to this guy.
Ron is going against Ewok. Yo, this is a mod!
I'm gonna be honest
It's up in the air though because I think some of Rod's players got banned or something
I know I'm hearing a lot of more from a no troll
you
you
you
you
you
If there is not a world where I don't win today, if I lose today, I won't go back to
World where I don't win today
If I lose today, I want God to kill both of us
I'm trolling
You think I'm fucking trolling no delay dude. I'm not playing with the delay, but you know told me I don't need a delay
He said he's gonna carry the whole world
Listen bro
Yo, see hold on we got drinks you watching my highlights on them. Yeah
This is what I mean bro. This is what I mean.
E1.
Wait. Holy Nostalgia.
Right in there.
Ayo tongue!
Hold on a sec.
Wow, he just killed Kalex. He's in a lobby with NRG, uh, little unknown over there.
I'm crazy!
I'm fucking crazy!
This dad might be the worst song I've ever heard in my life.
I'm not even like-
Well, I got paid, brother.
Unrelated to any of the-
I got paid five bands for this dickrider!
Yo! Well, I got paid five bands for it!
He's moaning in my ear, bro. What is this, a sex song?
Can we just watch stop and highlights like this guy's a joke. Yeah, this guy's a joke. There's guys a joke, bro
right up
You got jink see lowlights, bro, you got jink see lowlights or something like that like is there lowlights
So you get a pass from Kaisen that
I'm not gonna lie you get a pass from Kaisen that and this is what you fucking
do you're not dead ass this is not dead ass bro like this is bad bro this is
fucking bad player yo get this shit off of my fucking screen bro like oh my god
like like oh my god it's like why is that on my screen man what did you just
link me my own Twitter comms I'm saying oh shit yo yo so outlaw or any of my mods
instead of my useless viewers yeah useless yo do we find out how what late
they're gonna be or no like how late is is Vino gonna be
Oh, there's a med cam first buddy.
Yo, also, is Lacey giving me food?
Alright.
How much gold do you have?
Okay.
I'll set it up.
Alright.
He's a refund then.
I didn't get his money.
Yo, how far are you, bro?
How far are you?
I can't hear you in the golf cart.
How far are you?
I'm five minutes away, I got you a, I got you some food.
What food?
A salad.
Hello?
A what?
I got you a salad.
I literally said everything but a salad.
Okay, I'm kidding, I got you a piece of pizza.
A piece of pizza?
Okay, I got your pizza yo tubs bro, how far?
All right come to my room ASAP
This guy's just like a freak mom bro that as a fucking freak mom, bro. Have you seen this Ron?
Streamer University listing Curly does not appear on the public webpage behind Sheridan
Line.
No official date.
I'm going to be honest with you, if somehow me or any of the guys get accepted to Streamer
U, I don't even know if any of us are can go.
If he's doing it the same day as Fanatics Fest, we're doing it because we're going to,
I'm not going to leak, but like something else is going to happen with this.
I'm going to be honest with you.
So yeah, also this is going on during the end of the World Cup, right?
isn't the last day like the world cup game like isn't the world cup game like the
like i don't know yeah i don't i don't know but i probably won't get accepted anyway i got
fucking banned i got banned from streamer you bro i got banned from streamer you they don't want me
there they don't want me there bro it's on the 19th yeah but that's when that is that like why
would it be put in between here july 16 to the 19th july i'm gonna assume that it's that date i would
assume it's clicks ever gonna win an FNCS like realistically or no I'm being told
he needs 500 points and there are 54 is this true is this true or no
can I watch one game like the classic old days or no to see how good he really
is but I feel like clicks is like like I could hate on him because that's my
brother that's my brother at the end of the day that's my brother you know what
I'm saying but I'm gonna be honest with you I'll be the guy to say he doesn't
have it put me in a fucking edit if he ever wins I don't care he doesn't have
it like me but he doesn't have that it factor like me like I don't know how to
describe it you know what I think you know what I actually
I think click should play an FNCS with a player like me and I and just to see how differently you play I
Was following you until you introduce yourself what
Why does Vino look I'm not even gonna do it to him
No way click my goddess bugs think I'm dead
What is that bug? What? I just hit the- I just landed on low ground and died.
Yo.
Yo.
What is this drawn up sob?
Bro...
I can't fucking radio.
Yo.
I would have made it out as well.
Yo.
Miho, Sun, all type of Sun-Yin, Fun-Yin, Bat-Yin.
This might be...
Yo, do I look for a new pro?
Like, dead ass.
Do I look for a new pro?
Any pros in the chat?
Like, dead, dead ass, bro.
Maybe...
Hold on, let me make a quick call.
Let me make a quick call to another bro.
Cause, like, this is just...
Yo.
Look at his calm how do I see his twitter com brah I don't know how to search communities
anymore anyone else well yo faxity big brother how you doing bro I'm feeling good yo is Vino
Good at four nights to carry me. Why is my hotel swimming Sun? Yeah
Okay, I have a thing right now yo, if he doesn't carry me to this FNCS, do you want to play division three with me?
Not a word about today, I'm talking about like if we don't call today I might need a new pro
Yeah
Yeah, no, I suppose Peter Peter basically told me the last second now then I told cliff then clicks bailed on me last second
Um
That's what I said to he is he's really just I'm a friend man, but I'm a hater at heart
He's just like like bro. I don't know bro. Like anyone else just love putting hate man like it's so much more fun
Like bro like dead ass bro and like
Yes, bro
How the fuck is that? I think he's championed in three.
Because every time we've played so far, my internet has crashed, my game has crashed.
Yeah, I was going to say, because you played last week, you should have qualified easily.
Yeah, I know. This is true. Yeah, this is true. Listen, bro.
Get Vino, bro. If you can play with him, he's fucking crazy.
Alright, bro.
Bro, if you start doing too much, he's going to crash the fuck out of you.
Is he getting mad?
Yeah bro, ask your chap bro, he'll start fucking screaming.
Like he'll start crashing on you bro, so hard.
It's the funny, honest shot, we'll just ragebate him the whole time, oh god.
Alright bro, I'll let you know my heart.
Alright, love you brother.
Alright, love you brother.
What's up bro?
Oh, you're gonna put the pizza on my bed?
You
Have the wrong slice. Thank you, bro
Thank you. It's a light snack a light snack. What else did you buy you two pots? Well, this is more pizza
They ate some of his pizza
They ate some of his pizza what the fuck
What's in this one
Is that two slices you want to piece this one? This is chicken, can I take a bite?
What is it? Chicken I think? Is it good?
Mmm, they're not bad. They're good. I'll hold onto it.
Yo, be honest. Yeah. Do I have a chance to?
What do you mean you have a chance?
Well, I want to play with the big dogs, bro.
You want to be honest?
I want to play with the fucking big dogs.
You don't get top five.
Like, just don't play another one.
What?
I mean, honestly, if you play with Vino and don't get top five, just don't even queue
him for the next one.
No.
All you have to do is just listen to him.
If he faxed me, he told me he gets angry quickly.
He does.
So should I just piss him off the whole time?
You could rage bait him the whole time, but one thing, I watched one tournament with Vino.
He's playing with clicks and he just kept calling people the n-word.
I'm so serious.
Is he blind?
He's like half and half, but he doesn't like the way he says it.
He doesn't sound like it doesn't sound that you know what I mean?
I don't know how to explain it.
I didn't say you're playing the better.
Yup.
You gotta warm up.
I'm better than warm up.
Um, I don't really know what I'm doing that, but so when you get to the big
leagues where you playing like did one with, you know, I have a lot of options.
There's a lot of people in my chat begging me to play.
There's a lot of pros hitting me up.
There's a lot of people that really want to play with me.
So I guess we're going to have to see when the time comes.
You know what I'm saying?
I just got to wait.
That's fair.
Yeah.
All right, well, I'll see you when I did one.
All right, bro.
Go ahead and eat your salad.
What?
I got a salad somewhere over here.
You got a salad?
Yeah.
Is pizza that unhealthy for me like real talk
Like let's talk about it just for one second like I gotta see how clicks likes bro if clicks dies there
Wallah
I'm gonna be out of you I
I hate cold pizza.
Real talk.
It is disgusting.
I don't know how people like cold pizza.
What's coming up here?
I'm fucked.
Oh my god.
Nah, I'm just very proud.
What's good shit?
He balks me while I see his cards.
I don't know, the other one was coming.
Wait, was that some-
Bro.
I
I'm not guys. I'm not any much sure. I got you guys man, but that is just something special a jinx. He's on the game
Mods you want to change my game like it bounce on its head. Was it a bad idea?
Why are you all saying no to me?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, why are you all why y'all complaining that I'm not my initial I just go books by him
Wait, I just realized
Do you think Vino is gonna be in a bad mood if they don't walk from what he plays with me
Wait, should I get a new teammate like real tall?
Like I'm not trying to be funny.
Bro.
Who can I play with?
Anyone in chat?
That's good.
Heh, got what?
Let me make a quick call.
Yeah, just nobody pick up my phone anymore.
Let me call Ozzy real quick.
Tell him pick up the phone.
There's nobody but me, but...
Yeah, I heard that.
Yo.
Oh, Mr. FNCS winner.
Hey, hey, hey, Ozzie Antics.
What's up, man?
Okay, all right, we're starting with this one.
What's the plan, bro? What's the word?
Yo, quick question.
Do you think Vino's good enough to carry me out of Division 3?
One million percent?
Why, it's looking like he might be a little bit tilted today.
That's my biggest concern for you right now.
Yeah, it doesn't look like they're gonna qualify at all.
No, it's a problem.
Yeah, they're not having a good run right now.
They really are.
And I love Venom, but yeah, everyone knows his mental is not as great as Strong suit.
So yeah, I mean, I, dude, even a tilted Venom, you should be able to.
Bro, you're doing no delay though, aren't you?
No delay. Venom told me no delay.
He said no delay. Mm-hmm. He said bro. You're good. You're a fncs champion
I'm a fncs champion. He said don't worry. That's why I'm lucky the fucking spot
Shit if you guys had a delay on like easy like then it could solo call that shit
But without a delay, I guess we'll see it's gonna just depend on how hard he tilts
That's it. That's it. Like you do it so easily. How late is they know that they're not gonna be you think
At the rate they're going the the thing that you have the advantage of is they're not gonna call early
They're gonna run out of games early. I'm going to try to be weird right now. So I do they're on game 6 of 11
It's been an hour and 15 minutes
Oh, so they're close a
Little bit if the mental is worse and worse, I mean, it's just they need because they're 56 right now
Uh a lot more. Let me see what qual was last week. Uh last week qual was I'm trying to remember. There's that many fucking tournaments going on right now
So 50 each day 150 maybe no, it's about 350
Yeah, they did almost 700 points to mine.
So it's like this.
Did you just say he needs 300 points?
350 points, yes.
Can I ask you...
And that's each day.
Let me ask you unbiased question, right?
Okay, here we go.
Yep.
This is my friend, but sometimes you gotta be real when real happens, you know?
Uh-huh, yep.
So you think he's ever gonna win an FNCS?
It's gonna be unbelievably hard at this point because like they're still getting drops uncons which is very good for them
But I mean he's openly said he was straight up grief who if he has a chance to win
I fully believe that and if that's the case like I'm like no he's openly said that he is straight up said that
Multiple times that like if clicks has a chance to win even if I don't have a chance to win
I will make sure he does not win. He's openly said that multiple times not like drama farm shit. Just straight up
It's weird man. So Clips really had a chance to win that 1F and CS but the chug splash really saw that was really at home
But no but that okay, okay, but I got to defend he's here wasn't the chug splash
That was their win whether the chug goes off or not
They don't win like they were gonna die afterwards. Yeah, if you go back and watch that clip
I guarantee you to agree that they did fuck up
Who sold that was it Clips?
If for me was I don't think it was actually clays
I mean Zoe got a lot of heat from that I'm gonna be honest
It was more just like they shouldn't have been in that situation like it shouldn't have been
Down to them fighting in storm with the chug splash and shit
But the end of that tour was weird man
There was like a kid that was landing on Pete and clicks like trying to like grief both of them
It was super weird, so I don't want to see him be like yo
So I'd go to like shit when it was just fucking weird. They were getting griefed
It was that when like this is gonna be bad though for like no
Imagine you don't win an FNCS before you retire, but stumble Roberto has won an FNCS like that's bad
Oh, anything's come on man. Like that's bad. You did not win an FNCS. What?
You know, I do you I remember hearing you say it counts beforehand. What you were on record saying it counts
I swear you did what you said it counts
Pro and bitch. I beat you
Wait, you won the pro am oh my god. Don't pretend like you forgot this motherfucker really out here pretending like you
Wait, did that count as an FNCS?
Did that count?
You said it did.
You said it would.
Trust me.
Those are your words.
Yeah, I mean, that's fairs.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, I actually, that counts.
You know, I'll give it to you.
No, but, okay.
Now, this point clicks the stars the West to us.
Let's go West and get the, I mean,
everyone's gonna call.
I don't know, I don't know.
I don't know.
It sucks, man.
He's had so many chances now where people like,
a lot of people probably think it's fake.
He's actually had some crazy ass chances.
Like, realistically, the sense of...
I'm his friend, but sometimes friends
have to be like real about things like bro yo he's a fucking burger I'm gonna be
honest with you he's a fucking burger this is not the clicks that I knew growing
up bro what the fuck like bro like his mechanics like this is just not him bro
this is not him and I'm gonna be the hater bro I'll be the guy in his ear that
hate I guess I mean start of last season he was looking absolutely fucking
crazy I know start of season that's always the vibe they were looking nuts and
even in trios though I think trios clicks individually played really fucking solid
Some of their grants were just weird like decision-making. That's why Zoe got flamed so hard like they were just you know the whole surge trading shit
Did you watch any of that? Yeah, yeah
Okay, well that's chapter back in the day, but do you know that was like you know how bucky got banned for that
Did you see what some of the teams were doing last year? No
It was dude like it made bucky's look like nothing. It was shameful, bro
They would go into customs as just shameless
They would just go in six players and just set up on one man across from each other and just practice shooting each other and healing in
Never fighting no
It was bad and for some reason like you kind of had to to win and those one grand's where clicks in his team just decided to just
Like not do it and it was just fucking impossible like it was weird
They were the only team trying to not do it and it just cooked their whole grants
Why I don't like but why doesn't it's just like you think he would get called the mickey if he just came to west and one FNCS
100%. Yeah, people already said it with Kanata's and like that was Kanata was in a situation to do it because he had no team options
He had no teammates on Sanctuary had like the best cannot West wanted to play with him
Uncondrop he went and like easy won it. I don't know if you saw Kanata's win, bro
It was pretty limit like it looked easy. They were up so much
I think everyone's getting like way too overhyped with it
We're like, I think it should be I didn't like I think they can top 10
I think lacy and I can top 10 and I think that would be exciting people now doing this whole win shit is gonna make it like everyone
Disappointed if he doesn't dude. He hasn't played in so long arc is crazy. Don't get me wrong
I mean, yeah, but you've already got a win so you know what it takes
No
Do you not understand how briefing West get?
I mean you don't play motherfucker like it's an easy region, but it's not that easy come on
Some of these kids are good understand like I
Still got it, bro. Like it's like hidden. It's like hidden in me
I see someone to wake the beast out really deep down like hidden really really thought out yeah
Like
There's a world's where I went in FNCS before clicks again like I'm being genuinely serious like I just I don't know bro
like I want to see him win so badly, but like it's just I
Think there's a better chance at like
Like me getting a six pack bro, and that's saying something like you know what I'm saying like this is just like you be working out
Bro, that's a very good looking good. You look good. I mean, okay, the West one
Okay, you have to remember West has to let you in that's what ladies gonna deal with as well
Dude, I went out to dinner with a corn and canada after last West Cranes and they were coaching Bucky through that regionist game of thrones
I'm not kidding. They were like this guy was teaming on this guy, but this guy paid him to not drop on him
So he left his drop spot so this guy could go there
But his friend knew he was who that so he took his draw spot so he paid him off to go on their job
Like I'm not kidding bro. It is that that region is shameless. His motherfuckers are paying each other to me
It's bad
each other well, I mean you can't but you can you know me wait
Why doesn't someone like be like an inside agent or something like that and like expose these guys to get a band?
I'm because they're all fucking doing it. What do you mean? That's how they know everyone's doing it
They're trying to do it too. Well for that doesn't know technically like that that grand nothing was really public
But they all kind of just know it. It's just how it is. So what I'm gathering is come on man
You know this
No, it was like this when you were winning two don't pretend it wasn't the only thing that we did back in the day is I'll be honest with you
You know saying I'm just gonna keep it a buck. Okay, Krio texted me a drop spot and he told me yo
We're gonna split slurpee bro. You get this side. I get this side. That was it. That's all we did, bro
We split a drop. I'll be honest with you
Now that's super normal. That's just how fun that is. That's what drop maps are anyway base
That's the same as just marking on a drop map, but dude, it's it's gone worse than that
It's gone a lot worse. We actually like people could say cap people could say whatever they want
We actually never treated surge. We never treated surge. We never cheated either bro. Kes didn't cheat
Kes was bad. I'm gonna be honest with you. It went unknown avery me kes on kills by the way
So anyone who says I don't think I read yo
I don't think Kez got carried, because he was the last place.
And you were IJ young.
You know it's supposed to be the highest kills.
You know what it is, Ozzy?
I think...
Okay.
I don't want to be that guy, like I don't know what your chat's going to say either.
I feel like people say I got carried because I was secretly the best on the team.
And I know that's like a crazy take, but like...
Like you were too good, they're trying to like humble you and shit.
Yeah.
I'm not even kidding though, that's the thing Chey, you guys can do this shit but like, I feel like I was the best.
I don't know bro, I brought Unknown to Light, like nobody wanted to play with him.
I brought him to the Light, nobody even knew who Avery was, I found him.
Okay, okay, I got a question on the one, no one wanted to play with Unknown, is that some real shit?
I can't tell if you're telling when you're not, there's no way Unknown didn't have options, that motherfucker was Thanos.
Ask the chat, that was nobody knew, nobody wanted, this was the exact words, and my chat can vouch this too.
Everyone called unknown dare I say it. They called him a controller retard. That was the exact words they used
I'm gonna free for that. They said he was they said all you did was just run around
That was it. Yeah, no that that is true. Actually, I do remember he didn't get banned from pro scrims as well
Like in like chapter one. He was just down. Yeah
Okay, I mean damn you kind of actually gave me to believe it a little bit
I know every didn't have good options. I assumed under would have to have some options
But he played with a dude named clanker, but I don't even remember who that is like in my chat like that's like
There's like a clanker something like that. I've got no fucking clue and I I try I remember like almost everyone at this point
Bro, I will say the clank and then we lost one scrim and he like bailed
And I'll try to fuck you and then we just chose the Avery girl. I got a guy
And then Avery went on to win duo FNCS right after that like somehow
Yeah with commandment that was a crazy ass win by one single point
Okay, I will say this and I said this in the time to my chance gonna call us the biggest dick right ever
But I literally have you two videos saying it
I think towards the end of your career if you want funny like if you didn't make content your team options
We so much better everyone just thought you were shit because you just you would you would do like streams
That would get views and shit you'd make jokes and everyone just thought you were shit
You like qualed four weeks in a row with random ass team
I fuck with you bro like bro. I'm trying to tell people like bro really talk
I was good at the game, but everyone
No, you were good as fuck. You just unfortunately like you were also funny as shit make content and then you just kind of
You I remember there was one FNCS where you I think you called with three separate teammates three different weeks
They're on they all drop you after calling each night. Yep, and then you do it again
I fucking thought so that's way drop me bang called again after Skittles drop me bang called again after then that's lemon
Dude, I don't remember who that is. Yeah, bro. It's a classic guys guys
I'm gonna have you know chat you guys could say he's D1 dick riding whatever it is brother
He is spitting nothing, but the truth right now sometimes
It's hidden in a video
You can go back and find the video so if you want to know I'm just fucking switching up cuz wrongs here
Like I was the one saying it back in the day, but I remember the woman's limb
That was the craziest one cuz like
You had the shittiest of stress. I'm sorry. Yeah, there was one time and I said this in my chat
you know yellow man with the yellow hands up in the sky I purposely lost two
of the weeks of FNCS with unknown to purposely do watch parties I'll be
honest with you I did I did that on purpose yes yeah because I don't know
I don't think so yeah we spotted that now holy shit what do you kill them
nose career um yeah I mean I guess right the greatest part is bro I've tried
messaging in my face I'm like yeah let's play let's do something let's talk
Whatever it might be
He's the only time I've seen him do stuff is with ops right I think that's what I'm coming
Who is he who do you come back with for bitch? I those one random tournament?
He was just fucking playing one day those human zekstra human zekstra just randomly started playing like a year ago
It wasn't even that long ago, and they were like decent as shit. I mean
He's just all knowledge. I don't know who like I didn't think I had a fortnight chat still
They know bro. Yeah, this is kind of impressive, bro. Yeah, I mean, okay
I've been trying to like I was doing GCN shit
I've been trying to like get across the fact that people doing the whole like Ron's FNCS
It was Mickey this and that I'm like people genuinely like in the thing these days. Thank you a shit
I'm people think you're us like not even close to good
Like they genuinely think you were some shit, and it's just not I mean
Okay, how we feeling now though like you're making out of div three. Let's talk about
Okay, what's going on, what's going on, I'll be honest with you. This is true
Okay, I cannot sit in a box for 30 minutes while waiting in a queue for five minutes without just WK
That's all streams when I play with lays, bro
Me and him drops like I think it was like 90 kills in 11 games something like that
I don't know what it was, but we were just nothing. Yeah
Dead zero points for yeah, I mean you you okay
You and better should very easily call today if you don't tilt the shit out of it like are you clip farming?
No, this is Venor. Okay. Have you ever played with Venor? No, but I heard he's a very aggressive. Oh my god
Oh, you heard you haven't seen. Oh my god. Oh wait you oh my oh wait watch right now. Oh, oh, oh, yeah
You might hear it here might come out here wait. Oh
He just caught him you're the first time. Oh, no, he's chill today. Wait. He's chill today
Well, okay, so you've heard you haven't seen what Venor is like. No, can you give me like an example?
No, you're in for a treat for you're for a treat. I don't think I'll spoil it
I think you and your chat should experience that first thing I give me I assume you've seen better you haven't you have never watched better crash
Yeah, no, can I get like a link or something that like I don't have like a recommendation
Yeah, let me let me let me try and quick thing. I won't say let me try to find something for you
Okay, here we go, here we go, here we go. I got three minutes. I'll screen say this you want to watch my screen show
Okay, here we go. I feel bad because playing this wall is having a rough 20 is kind of fucking a violation
But we'll say we go here. Okay. Can you see? Yeah, what is this?
I
No, no, no, no, no, shut the fuck up, bro.
Stop fucking complaining.
You shut the fuck up, bro, because that's not the reason you died.
You're going to get shit on no matter what.
Bro, I have Sprint coin. I can fucking run for decades.
I'm straight through that new coin.
You're running your shit on no matter what.
You don't know Venom. You actually don't know Venom.
Bro, oh my god, this is going to be amazing.
Why don't you use your fucking visuals more, bro?
Take a fucking hit of that fucking vapor.
Take a bit of your fucking hate.
One of his parents is black. Okay, that is very important information. It sounds weird right now
That sounds like I sounds I'm fucking weird for saying that your child will understand why later
I'm just making sure you and him don't get banned. Okay. Yeah, I'm saying
Do you want to watch the rest? I mean, yeah
This is tripped down memory lane for me, right
What do you say stop talking like dude? I'm actually about a geek out. You have about 500 bucks. My camera's not working
AC I'm so tired of it
It is honestly fucking disturbing that recognize that because of this period of content like I shouldn't know who's bad that is and it's fucking creepy shit
That I do but I do because these dumb ass
You missed the crazy period
Mr. Crazy beautiful fucking biggest headache in the world. It's so boring. It's a fucking waste of time
So it sounds like he's easily rage-baited
More than cameras. I'm always oh, yeah. Yeah. No, you're like, I'm you need to go in knocker. He seems chill right now
He's been really chill with clicks in the last like week or two weeks since they formed. Yes
right now like
like
He's known he likes a vape as you heard clicks say earlier. He's known for he's a bit of a nicotine addict, but
That's because he'll like you
So does he do any type of narcotics that I should be aware of I
Don't think so. I don't think so. I should say here's what you already
He's fucking crazy like he was one of the greatest players in the world
Like he is actually phenomenal, but he is deaf. He's mental
To me in like a skill level, what would that be?
Like how like how close am I to him?
Like in like a out of 10 like if he's a 10, what are you? Yes
I
Respect you a decent level like I think I put you well where you should be I know hey no
You like other people. I'm giving like a three or four
Like a three, okay, you only got a member. Did you see what he did in Grandsburg?
It's motherfuckers single-handedly drop the 50 bombing grants when you
He got 50 kills in grants and he's the IGL. Yes 50 kills. That's impossible in grand the last grand
Yes
single game
no no in the whole tournament is great
fucking any great
it's not easy to be a great
51 games
how late is it?
the pacing
I mean
it was just game 7 now
this is game 7 right?
I was selling these games, that's me
the plan is like normally you would hope
like the opposite normally happens
normally it's essential so easy
these dudes are like called in like 2 hours
this is the opposite problem unfortunately
you see?
No, no, God no, no, they want to quality to play all the games. I always think click should just write this week off
I'm not even kidding just because of you like he's gonna be in a way now set up today should be in the house
That's I'm not being weird. I think it's better
I'm just like no just write this whole week off, bro. He's in a he's a mr. B set up today
He's a fierce set up tomorrow. I think like it's just gonna be shit
Everyone's gonna flame him like I swear chat am I crazy for that?
They're coming off the back of everyone already shit talk they're about to go into a two-week break anyway
Like just do your best
When you get back like he's just got so much shit on he's got EWC, which is way more important like I think is looking for EWC
I don't know if you know clicks and Venom are trying to call for a land event in like four days
It's their last chance. How'd they do?
This is their first time playing that together because it's reload. Yo, I saw that
Clicks got like borderline like last place in something like recently. Is that true? Oh
I don't know that borderline last place they played they played the div finals this weekend and it didn't go great
But it was like just wking teams around their drops trying like condition it so it was all summit. Oh, oh, yeah land
Yeah, land didn't go good, but that was with he's that's not with Venom. I think it's team is that was with his old team
Wait wait what the fuck
Yo, yo, yo, Ozzy, say oh my god, we're not the same skill level now!
You and Klicks?
Oh, you and Beto.
Me and Klicks!
Okay, that's fucking crazy.
Bro, I feel, okay, this is the worst timing ever for all of you all to come back to the
game because like Klicks is in a slump and it's just making it look so much worse.
Like I genuinely feel bad.
You guys are gonna think there's been like just delusional Klicks fans that have been
saying Klicks is good.
Clixx is being crazy. It's just a really fucking rough patch right now.
You're telling me, I want to see Clixx win so bad.
You know, I've heard Clixx, I'm just a, I'm just a hater at this point because that's
the only way to like motivate him.
Like bro, Clixx has told me since I was 17 years old that he was going to win FNCS.
I'm turning 24 this year.
Do you understand how fucking nuts this is?
Like put it into perspective, I've been told since I was fucking 17, this is the year,
this is the moment, I'm going to win this FNCS.
I'm 24 this year coming up.
God damn.
Yeah, no, I did.
I, I, I've been watching this shit for eight years.
Trust me, I've been here for all the time.
All the people saying this is the year.
Cause like, fuck, sometimes it looks like it's going to be.
Like it looks like it's going to be the year.
We're not just going to, we're not just going to go back.
What do you mean, damn?
Aren't you like, how old are you, bro?
I'm 32.
That's what I'm saying, bro.
I've been old.
Fuck it, please.
Bro, I've been old.
You're going to be old.
That's the difference.
I
Don't run that's nothing change though. I started this shit old. I started at 25
I just got older. It's not as bad as like starting young and getting old trust me
Okay, Chad, don't you fucking get involved? Okay
It's being quick here a few times the sentence. No, no, no, I don't want to hear that. I don't want to hear this
It drives me nuts, it drives me nuts, bro.
Dude, he's had some insane chances, bro.
You know that second against Pete was insane close.
Like the one with Sanctity actually had it.
Him and Whale really should have won as well.
Genuinely, I'm not kidding.
Him and Whale should have won.
Whale didn't play the greatest.
Clicks was actually fucking him with that sniper.
They had the best drop on the map.
Like Clicks should have won that.
He could have won with Sanctity.
When was he his best to rethink?
When was he that season?
season one was when he was individually his best like he was the MVP at
Grands probably and they came like fourth I think he was that good right
yet yeah no hundred percent yeah him with a sliver he was crazy as shit like
they have max search every single game and like I don't want to watch like weird
but like do you think his age has to play him being bad now at the game he's
not bad for this is crazy I feel bad for he's not bad literally at the start of
last season him and Higgs look like the best do on NA but then again it was
because Peterbot was like yeah I'm not trying it's not FNCS but then you always
to wonder like are they just saying that but then Pete did start trying and fucking became Pete but
Pete didn't even do that crazy either like you know I mean last season Venom and Curve won it
so like it's just there's probably so many pros that like watch my gameplay to try to replicate it
like I'm seeing how like everyone plays and it's like so similar to my play style
yeah like you said this is like what you'd be doing right now like front side lower ground
is a doer like you think Zo took it from you like he's like the new agile you're the old agile
Just feel like what I had to the game what I offered is like what people like play like now
That's what he was your what was your trademark like as a player notice the content?
Why is it as a for that player? What was the greatest sniper in the game besides Thomas HD?
This is true. This is true
If you know you know I was the greatest sniper on this game besides Thomas HD
I was nobody could get in the way of me nobody
There was literally nobody who was better than me a snipering
for surge for everything I swear I swear I swear I swear I had it a lot of
people might say they're really what fucking pops against children the
fuck are you talking about Dakota's okay let's be real it's children in
grants to but I get I get the sentiment I understand what you're coming from I
mean I'm trying to remember this I think yeah I kind of remember that bro I mean
FNCS Invitational who remembers chat sniped canada with a fucking hunting rifle bang
I remember bro. Oh, I do
I think I do remember this what I do actually I do remember this one. That's like Bob. That's not a watching NA
Okay, do we think elephant in the room here? Do we think there's any?
Contributing fact that you as a pro with maybe the mental
Are we gonna we gonna address that do we think that's ever an issue?
And the bean issue continues to be an issue
Do you think your mental is bad?
I mean I would say my mental is bad but usually like it comes from like streaming like it's
my chat that pisses me off like it's usually not me that's mad it's it's like imagine
you're just getting critiqued on every small thing.
Oh I know I get it no I get I do it too and I play and I'm some shit like trust me no
I get it, but like if when you play with lays off seems you have fun. Did you have fun? Yes? I did
King there wasn't a single
We would die and I'd be like, all right, bro
Let's just if you watch our games back anytime someone shouted us we both said in the call
Yeah, let's just ruin this little kids dreams, bro
Let's just ruin his qual and that's exactly what we did. We would just like W key like that's it
Yeah, and then I want to say just like don't don't reach out. It's just so fucking hot not to so you wait
Did you want to run a delay today and Venom didn't you were gonna run a delay? No, I'm not running no delay
I'm not scared of nobody if you want to come shoot at me come stream set me right now today today's your day make yourself famous guys
You know it's not gonna happen. You're not gonna beat me. I'm playing with the
I'm better than clicks too, so it's like I'm not worried
Okay, I will say this again in defense the case I feel like I need to do this
You do know there was a great as we clicks and better actually were in first place after day one, right?
They were in the lead after six games.
Oh shit, I mean there's a bit of drama here.
It was one of the main, their strategy was using like a vending machine in Storm, they'd
get their vending machine.
I don't have vending machines back in the day, so it's all Mickey, got it.
No, no, no, but someone started destroying it.
There was accusations of a specific World Cup champion apparently getting a team to
go destroy it for him.
Say your lines, Booga.
There was a, I never actually believed the whole Booga thing though.
I never believed that it was Booga, but it was Xyphus. Xyphus started destroying the
vending machine. But I've seen this a million times in Xyphus defense because Clicks was
just farming their ass for surge. Their game was way worse. As soon as they destroyed the
vending machine, it ruined Clicks' whole strategy and they had a better tourney. But
a lot of people said it was targeted. I don't know why. I don't even know where that rumor
came from, Jack. I don't know where that rumor came from that, like, Booga was involved,
but I was really hearing it. But yeah, Clicks was in first after six games, halfway through
20
And there's been seasons for it's not coping people like what's clicks is here like there's been some times where it's being clicks this year
It's just unfortunately didn't happen
But you know what's crazy people say that I'm a Mickey bro. We didn't have any machines like that
We didn't have that little Mickey shit all we have was upgrade station
It's right and it was my strategy to upgrade
Unknowns gun to an org every single game. That was my strat and it was
Motherfucker, I think any pro now would trade any advantage in the game to play with prime unknown army
I'm just gonna be real with you like my you were playing with a dude who was like actually legally cheating
Prime unknown and prime wrong or just like two different like they're just beasts
It's like that's what
Where that motherfucker in a team and they just evaporated like you had a myth
You just they just died because you because of you guys
15 I mean my job the two of you guys stop pulling unknown a random kid
This is a really rough day though like this actually could not be a worst time for you Jinxing shit to be paying attention to for that
This I genuinely feel bad
I can't believe I've gone to the point where I'm looking more forward to watching West than central
You know I like you know West was like absolutely jokes
I can still just kind of a joke now, but it was a meme to pretend you cared about it
It's not like West used to be, it's so dead now
People care about you guys playing because it's funny
But we would make jokes about watching West and now my chat gets pissed if I say I'm not gonna watch West
I'm actually excited, bro. Listen man deep down as much as I hate this game. I love the community man
It's a great community man. Everyone just wants this game to succeed, bro.
Trust me, I know what it is like, bro. There's not much to do on this game.
Burger! Hi!
What the fuck did you just do?
I'm guessing burgers, you have a dog or a cat, right?
A little black pussy, his name's Burger.
Okay, well, uh, he's going to have to go back soon though.
Let's see what your little black pussy looks like that's a that's a cute little black pussy
Okay, he's actually adorable. I'm allergic to cast there
I know me
Bro, I'm not kidding when I first got burger. He was the only so the story about this this little dude right here is
Okay, I was pretty depressed, you know, I was very sad and I needed like a friend so I went to
I went to a place and I found a great cat that really liked me, but it was like skittish
I could always run away
So I went to another place and the only cat that came up to me was burger
And it was basically like he was clawing at the cage to come with me blah blah blah and I don't know bro
I just I always wanted a black cat and
The rest has been history, bro. He revived my career
Yeah, that's actually unbelievably wholesome. I was waiting for that to take a weird-ass turn knowing you yeah
That was just that was a sweet and wholesome. There's nothing strange. Well anything else. Yeah
I'll be honest with you, bro
If burger might be my genuinely like genuine greatest investment ever like he was a hundred dollars and he revived my career
Let me see if I have a phone. You want burger? Holy shit. Okay. I will interrupt you really quickly
I believe JC wants to join the call. Yeah, I can defend I can defend you to him now. I can do I got you. I got you
All right, I had JC tell Madden who remembers burger when I first got him. Oh my god, I have a photo wait
How old bug then burger I don't even know to be honest with you. Oh shit
Look, look at I see okay, bro. Chad. Oh, look at this
Okay, that's horrible. Yeah, look at this hidden media right here chat
This is burger when he first came up to me and he was the only cat clawing at this
Okay, man. Okay, so if you like and this cat's not like blessed as shit, right? You spoil the hell out of it
I mean, yeah, bro. I give him like an iPad to order door-dash whenever he wants
He's got an automatic theater
Yeah, I like that. We were talking about how a cat saved Ron's career, Jinzy. Yeah that kind of dead burger
They shook unbending dude, so burger was one of burgers 100 bucks burger was a hundred dollars and he made me millions
It's not an expensive cat, no?
A cat's an action of no.
Okay, I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
Okay.
Bro, Ron, this is not work, bro.
I have one more card game.
Ron, I wanted to ask you, dude, what is your goals with like Fortnite, man?
Like, what's your goal right now?
Don't ever come into a call and disrespect a king like that.
Okay?
That's number one, bro.
I've seen how you said shit talk.
What the fuck do you mean, what are my goals?
What the fuck do you think are my goals, bro?
I want to win.
Win?
What?
three bests of Tuesday. Yo, yo, yo, yo, you just come in to say, hey, like, no, I'm
gonna make a post, bro. I'm gonna make a tweet right now. Same shit. Love, sweetie.
Bro, like this is disrespectful, man. No, bro, I just want to know, like, are you
trying to do FNCS grand? Like, what do you want to do? I'm going to try to win, bro,
and I'm going to win another championship for my city. Also could Ron compete in FNCS
right now I think I mean if he plays with like someone like as good as arc and
like actually plays each week yeah he'll make grants for sure West is like some of
these pros like I could this I mean they're just back to Lacey I could solo
make grants on West you wouldn't win it but he's qualified for it like that kid
is a freak you get a good ass player on West dude they out
so who could just play with me without getting paid just maybe I'll host them or
maybe they just want a chance like a T foo scope type of thing you know I'm
saying like there is there anyone out there that would just give me a chance
I mean, you can really get someone from Central, I mean, okay, this sounds kind of crazy and
I'm just gonna be disrespecting one of your go-friends, Paper, but Vic's currently playing
with Paper, and Paper's only locked in like that, and Vic is like, arc.
So a lot of people have been saying that Vic needs a teammate, like he was gonna play with
Queezy and then Queezy's playing with someone else, so like, Vic might be on the cards,
I'm sorry to Paper, but I said to Paper's.
I will, I will, bro, I will raid you, I'll gift you subs, maybe even give you a chance
to join Core, you know what I'm saying?
I'll have anything raid you maybe one of these days just someone just someone bro. I could change your life. Yeah
Why don't you play with Asian Jeff from
No, yo, yo, you know you're about your disrespect. Yeah, this is disrespectful
What did I say that was bad?
You're actually disrespectful. Let's fuck bro. I'm about to start drinking because of you. I'm about to open up a mic's hard
I'm not even kidding wasn't Jeff like turned up Aussie. Can you back me ever was good in this time?
Yeah, okay competitively I'm gonna be honest not super crazy, but like in certain game modes in creative like box flies and shit
Jeff was actually crazy
That's like being like insanely good at like free styling and rocketing right and then saying oh he should like go pro in threes
It's that kind of vibe, you know
Yeah, okay. Yeah, Jeff hasn't really I don't know what Jeff's best placement actually is when it comes to competitive
He's made some grand himself, but he's make he's make his shit, but he's also a huge troll
The road could find someone I didn't want to find someone so chat who could actually wanted to
Be someone who'd be willing to like a demon. I just need a golden ideal. I'm telling you, bro
I'm a different being on this game, bro
I'm like like I don't even know who I could compare myself, bro
I'm like Steph Curry of this game, bro. Wait, you guys serious. I don't know NBA. I'll give it to you, Varsal. Why not?
Okay
What percentage of this game is mechanics and then what percentage of the game is actually I'll tell you I'll tell you from a real
Yo, this game has nothing and I don't care what anybody says in the world anybody in the world
I don't give a fuck who you are if it's Peterbot if it's fucking
Chinksy I don't care who you are things are so done for me bro
This game is all about a it has nothing to do with mechanics. It's a and smart
I'm telling you say it when you won run one
He's not wrong because the service used to fucking suck and everyone was mad laggy
But you can actually flying grand now like Pete will court at a one-pumps on in finals cold will fucking
the
now i don't know if i agree with that one to some of these guys in grants fly
but i hope you feel nobody
might feel it
but i'm confident
i'm not a sorry little stuff like soy boy bro you understand me like i'm
fucking him i don't want to be it anymore i just want to be him
let's have a chill
please take a fucking L's right now i'm trying to like
I feel bad for Clicks right now man, you guys have come at the worst time where genuinely
all these kids aren't watching anymore are going to think Clicks is being some shit.
Like this is the end of the season, I mean let's see hopefully.
What place is he in right now?
Uh, 7-8.
Oh, Jinx, don't ask.
I can't see that.
Keep tracking that Clicks.
I'm already at that, how many people are you?
No, this is the worst tournament place when I've seen him from Clicks in years.
Yo Jinx, isn't Vino good?
Yes, Vino is the current reigning FNCS champion.
But it's again, like everyone's gonna call me a clicks dick right now. I'm coping. It's really bad. Look bless where to God clicks has been good
It's a really bad couple months for clicks and it's all gonna make it so much worse. I
Was saying okay, so I was saying this to my chad jc's when we were streaming
I didn't talk about clicks like at all this dude was in first after a day one grand finals over the last like year like what two years ago
So like I'm saying he's so good at see each role like this is like eight years ago
like bro he came second in a grand like a year ago literally a year ago he came second to Peter
but no one's coming in I mean they all want to have a last game of random jobs please what is it
I'm not even charging bro you want FNCS but I have respect thank you I respect thank you bro
but bro what's going on with clicks bro he's played this game his whole life can you just win
like come on just win it bro I don't care about he did that he did this and came there and was
And then almost that just win the goddamn thing for sure. They love them right
Bro, you know how these things ought to win though
Okay, so the only way you win right now if you don't have a corner of paintable on your team is you need Venor to have like the greatest day in
Fortnite history like venerate like clicks have the greatest day
Put me in the edit whenever he wins bro, I don't care bro. I'm your friend
I'm the biggest hater, bro. Like I just want to see you win
I've been to see before you join I told Aussie clicks has told me it's his year since I was 17 years old
I'm turning 20 fucking
Like brother, I've heard this for years
I wish I say you're wrong. I mean I'm right there with you, but trust me
Oh, they are there in case he drops it. So what is it man? Is it the X factor? Is it the clutch factor?
Right now, well right now, Clicks, I will say this, I've said this for years, Clicks is like the biggest swing when he's off 0-0 ping.
So right now, today, he's not on 0-0 ping, which is just like, Clicks does not play good off 0-0 ping.
Most pros take him off from like 0-50 ping, they'll be worse, but they're saying about Clicks's playstyle.
But normally, over the last like, year, it's just in the clutch, man. Like in the clutch moments, like it's just, it's not even that Clicks does bad, it's just other people like Pete do better, bro.
So
See like
I'm trying to tell you guys like you didn't school on the fucking what do you mean? Yeah, like obviously
Did they ever replay squad after that? No, cuz they knew it was the hardest shit ever
The laggy shit, it was the hardest game ever
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Rod.
Rod.
Sure.
Is there a website where we can see your team's kills and stop them?
Is there a website?
Is there a website?
Somebody can go find it.
He keeps quoting us all the time.
Chat, someone finds the squad at FNCS.
I'm trying to think.
I don't think any of the leaderboards will actually have the breakdown of individual
kills.
And like kinship stuff didn't exist then, right, chat?
How do we find the kills to each person, guys?
Damn, my tweet only got like 3k likes.
It's a numbers game, no?
Because like, okay.
If there's trios, there's three FNCS champions, if there's squads, there's four, if there's duos, there's two, there's only two.
If there's sorrows, there's one.
That is true, that is true.
Well, I'm doing this as often more than one, sadly.
Wait, XTC just got banned on Twitch? Is this the greatest there in my life?
I don't know.
Oh, he helped you, what?
Oh, fuck.
He can pre-live.
If the crowd doesn't show up when you look it up, that means he is banned.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Now all the choosers are here. Oh, guys, keep this emotion out of my chat.
We're watching fortnight. This is way cool. What are you talking about?
These are the cool kids are over. We're all watching play for that way. He got banned for
Copyright. Oh, oh is it football?
Not probably a day ban
Yeah, I'm scared to watch World Cup stop in the meantime. Please win
Come on. Come on event. Please is it in game?
I
Just I don't want him to win right? I don't know
So you are full hating what the fuck?
Yeah, I was
You could still qual starting late you're not gonna win starting late the problem is the no kill shit if there was kills
Why if anything you invent it would just run it down?
I mean if you okay if you told me you're gonna play it
He was locked in on playing the you don't play with him. He's never playing with you again
Okay, I mean I'm just saying he's the right. He's the writing FNCS chair
You can talk about who can you get to play with you motherfucker was the best player on NA last season grand
So happens then it was good as fuck, but if you want someone else then maybe the life
It's just getting on the central Pro who's doing good if you really want let me look let me look at me
I'll tell you who's already called me. Yeah, no, we'll get you a pro. Let me just check the nA sensually
There's probably someone who's already
I have a question about what happens next, so there's west and central, but Grands is
a land every time, right?
No, no, Grands is regional and then there's a land at the end, so like, this, but that's
LaMicci if you win a west, if you win a west Grands, isn't that LaMicci?
Well, yeah, like, compared to Central for sure, yeah.
Definitely.
But it still counts, why doesn't it collect just flat out of California with Vino?
I don't think he had a good match, I heard.
I'll get you.
It's because when you're playing, no one's gonna respect it.
No one's gonna actually respect it.
It won't be.
The sort of, Kanata just did that, you know what I'm saying?
Kanata, he just went to West and won because he had no teammates on Central.
And he called to land.
It was smart for him and everyone's still just respected and said he's like,
don't shit stuff.
He came back to Central and everyone pretended like he didn't go and win.
Wait, what?
He's doing something, he's doing something, he's doing something.
I got you, my taco!
It's doing something, it's doing something, we're on!
Yeah, I knew I knew oh
play
Is that four kills right come on lucky number triple low dad?
I'm on bro. I'm done to my room me. We're all right now. I'm your biggest hater
Venom just got shit on me. No, just got shit on that's fine. Thanks. Go this watch this in the box
Fucking tree I can't fucking claim my layer. I fucking cut them off originally back
I'm fucking continued because I'm stuck in this straight. It's a fucking 50 here
Don't worry, Venos mental is looking good for you guys though.
He's coming in motivated.
Wait, they're on match 10 out of 11?
Yeah, you're starting on time bro, you got this.
Bro, I'm actually low key, like I don't want to be that guy champ, but I'm praying through
the dive spawn right now.
Yo guys, go stream Saipan bro.
Okay, I'm going to.
So there's no skill based matchmaking in Div1A, that's what makes it even worse.
Like anyone in Div1 can, that's the problem.
I'm not excited to watch this event.
Okay, I feel like you actually kind of need
to get Venor yelling a bit.
I think he's been a bit off
because he's trying to be too nice.
I want to see him angry.
Like I want to see him mad, bro.
Oh, okay.
Like I want to see him fucking angry.
Okay, good luck, Lays.
Good luck, bro.
Wait, Lays is playing?
Yeah, he's going to try to qualify.
Oh, shit, who's he playing with?
I don't know.
L-friend, man.
you like left him to even like now he's playing with his head
that's fine
okay now i shall do that actually mad holster doing ladies that you like you
and ladies go way back that's crazy
and the latest complaints
to that's what he was playing
he's playing arena with fucking uh...
i'd like in the day
that's how i remember lace in the do the play arena with our
and he was funny shit too but i can't even have
yes but far okay this is your potential do it here
run if you watch in the screen share or if you want to see the victory
let me see you it's a big debate that this is your potential do it right here
Let me know if it's nice.
So this is the guy.
This can be your version of us.
But he kind of looks like me.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah?
Okay, so you haven't heard of Pops?
You don't know who Pops is?
Pops?
Yeah, Pops.
You don't know who Pops is in the Fortnite content?
Okay, Pops is Vic's dad.
And he is one of the funniest motherfuckers on planet Earth.
A lot of people dislike him.
So Vic, because Vic is like the quietest kid ever,
but his dad is so loud.
Like his dad is like rage-baiting
until they're like fascist calls, like shit, hunkins.
The one that I watch fax me argue with yes, my son is the greatest player. Yes. Yes
So so that is who you would be dealing with if you are playing a victim that pops is the guys right?
He's a little bit, but his dad's great for I fucking love his dad
He does just want the best for his son
But yeah, Vicks a quiet ass kid but his dad kind of doesn't look talking for him
Which some people love some people hate you know, but he's crazy shit Vic is not this kid is the truth
I'm 512 so this is who
Rock paper
I
Don't want to speak for he's just moved to Dallas zero ping though is the problem
But if he was still on West 1 million percent like without a doubt in my mind 100%
But it's also like I don't know maybe his dad wouldn't want him to his dad is really locked in on like him being like
Wait, so okay, so his dad thinks is the greatest how good is this kid actually?
He's really fucking good. He's got map potential.
One to Peterbot to stable earn auto. How good is he?
Okay, wait, wait, wait. You said one and then wrong. Are you the one or is like...
No, no, no. Like one to Peterbot to wrong. Like from me to Peterbot to...
Okay, so there's one which is like shit and then five is p and you're ten.
Like on a scale of like that. Yeah, okay. I mean, I'm giving him like a solid like eight.
He's good bro. He's really good like he is genuinely insane. So he's made the last lands and stuff
So okay, if you didn't hear about like the peanut boat land like last peanut boat like my people struggle
Tell me it was big for a big Vicks the one who did it man. Hey, they're saying have like a whole p. That land
Yeah, well, okay, so Pete didn't have to put a land. He like cooked up a straight. Yo, yo, it's quick
No, you're good you're good. How are you complaining about bad Mike Ron? What the fuck?
Hold on let me switch it. I thought you guys should I oh god. No. What have I done? What about guys?
I can't help XQC. No, guys can someone tell Jinxie just do me a big favor y'all go to his chat
Okay, can you get him to unmen if you see it? That's my friend
No, hit it bro. Hey, come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Do the thing bro. No
No, it's done. It's time. We leave ball right in 2026. No shit. Wait, what?
I'm moving myself
He clips P game on a land and that's what started like Peter's openly said
Victim is literally the reason why he done it that land
He's actually said that Vic shitting on him game one is what killed all his momentum and made him Dudland
He's literally said that exact sentence
That's humble, bro kids from Oregon. Yeah, Vicks fucking a demon bro and no offense paper hasn't been like that crazy
Like everybody much that every time they open up this I guess why is big playing with paper?
I don't mean to paper but that is the
The thought right now say wait, can you click on clicks this shit? There's no way he died
No, yeah, go click. No, he's good. He's so he's fine. I got one guy that I got one guy
One guy that yeah, we're kind of
What does clicks need to do to fall bro? He's make top 100 he needs to pray to God 50
He needs 700 points between today and tomorrow.
It needs God on his side is what he needs.
It's... yeah.
So it's 350 points roughly each day, JC.
And they're on 140 points.
He's gonna get one full piece of everything.
Mr. Beast?
Yeah, he's gonna get the Beast.
He's cute.
He went up for the Beast.
He saw it! Wow!
It's not saying anything.
Like, I was telling Ron that...
That's not beautiful.
It's not.
It's not.
He knows I'm crashing.
I'm crashing.
I feel like okay, okay here. We go. Okay. Wait a second. Okay. Wait run. Do you want to hear the stats from your grand finals?
Yes, I do. Let's hear it. You're alone. This is flixie. This is an fncs chamber. I'll put him on him
So he's not gonna lie. So the statement is I checked and run got like five or six out of 44 kills in grants
That's literally a lie. That is absolutely
That is absolutely a lie
Five kills out of 44. Wait. Run. Hang it up. No, no, no, no
I'm... you got 9% of the kills! 9%!
What the fuck? How is the math so quick on that?
That's one third of the estimated probability.
How much do you 25%?
So how much do everyone else have?
Yo, you were like fucking like...
I was IGL.
I was IGL.
And I don't have like 70% of your kills? God damn!
No, he would have definitely...
No, no, no, 100% had like 70% of that kills. That's kind of expected.
I'm going to give up that box.
How did you go back and count?
Did Flixie just go back and watch Grand's and count that shit?
That's like, I respect it.
No, Flixie, you're the go, bro.
Run!
You had 9% of your team's sales.
Wait, wait, wait, guys.
What is this thing about?
1 in 10, Ben.
Oh, 1 in fucking 7, 11, bro.
Like, you're dog shit, JC.
You're never going to be a pro ever again.
You're never even a pro to begin with.
Don't ever disrespect the king, bro.
Like, you are bad at the game, bro.
Like, don't disrespect me.
You got me there.
Yes, but here's the thing, bro.
Here's the thing.
Ron, I was never pro, buddy.
Like, I was never pro, dude.
I was console pro, OK?
I played console.
That's not even a thing.
But!
Not even a thing.
I played console.
OK, all the kids I played against were in pro league.
OK, sure.
Notice how you said you played against kids.
I played against men.
We're in two different leagues, bro.
Jack, every kid that was shitting on me
is a current fucking pro.
So whatever.
What do we want?
Bro, I went one in 10.
But!
But!
I was on a hard support role and I had to unlock this game of my life hard support
You didn't know what that means hard support brother
I am the support you understand me bro
It wasn't for me unknown wouldn't know what to do
You wouldn't know where to build you wouldn't know what to build you wouldn't know what to shoot
He wouldn't know what to aim at you wouldn't know anything bro. I was the fucking go to understand me
I literally was like kids are gonna remember me like when this game's all said and done and there's like a
Rast from all the jerseys are hung up and all the headsets and the controllers are hung up and the mouse and keyboards are hung up
My fucking cad set is gonna be hung up on the rafters to understand me
Yes, bro because of your legendary moments
Streaming the game bro not because you won an FNCS brand single-handedly unknown army did that bro, bro
I looked up war with my chat
Unknown army was like the best player at that time bro. He was like the best
Now ask me now now riddle me this
Why do you keep all your twitch revenue when 80% of it deserves to go to stomping for birthing you now riddle me that fuck you
And Ron's defense no one wanted to play with unknown
He was right about that though that he ended up being the truth
But Ron kind of gave him a chance
But yes under an army had in my opinion like the second best prime in the history for that behind Peter boy
That motherfucker was Thanos that can best ever you say yes
Did he what is that weird?
I like that
Okay
Dude that dude, is that crazy chat? That's go to be it right? I feel like that's not even that debated
It's under an army. What I was like that one season of unknown was actually potentially better than peace
Well, some people say he was like he would kill everyone. He'd look at something. Just fucking die
Everyone was good for him like me and unknown were like my decent people looked at us if they were terrified like this is a true story
Yeah, oh shit, it's a run. Do you actually want to know the Lord how I go man? I know he's laughing
Yeah, he's laughing cuz he makes unknown as asked about watch out. Yo, what's the is laughing bro?
You know how I met I was not loving I was playing dual worlds cup with my IRL and
Unknown like there's a guy that was just chasing me the whole game
And it was unknown bro, like it was the crazy shit
He just he dropped like 30 kills or something like that in a world cup game
Like it was a sus thing. I think it was one of what like two or it was like less than four control plays actually called a world
He was one of them. Yeah, he doubled just a double cold
He was I think it was the only control play the double quarter
I only control by a double call and like one of like four control plays it actually calls
He was just run at the fuck down. This is exactly what he needs to play with me, bro
I would have helped with it. I would have helped the situation right here like polo
Like this is bad, bro. Yeah, like Pete
I you would you would want this for sure like you would have won the last land if it was you and those 1v2 clusters, right?
Yeah, I'm gonna make a random guess is Peter like pop three right now in this in the whole tournament
Yeah, I think that's what 340. Let's say where's yet?
Most normally stop
He's in for everyone's go way less point like
Okay, the event is almost it so what are there are two games left? Okay, we go wait. This might be a chance run
Die die die die
No
What are you trying him?
Because Ron needs Venor to stop so they can actually play and these run again. Oh shit. Oh my god
Oh shit, oh no
No, he's got two chugs. Oh, he's got two chugs. Venor's got this. Don't I you do it over sell this watch this ready
Watch the Rodney do us not even playing with you
Yo, there's all you do is just fucking use that
Like the way you're bouncing on me, I'm deadass about to come.
Sorry, sorry, that was weird, my bad.
Yo, I gotta see them play though.
I'm gonna go buy a stuff.
Holland score, Holland.
Holland.
Did I change the layer or the same way?
Yeah, the teams.
Pump!
It wins the champion today.
Mm-mm-mm.
Really?
Check, check.
All right, this is the same thing.
All right, that was good.
Yo, those targets were good.
Good games, good games, good games.
Come on, quick!
There he is!
Big!
That's not a match.
The big sinner!
How can you not bring Delo back to see wait Ron if you got the cloud to bring Delo back
He's just telling me that he doesn't have the motion of Delo. Delo just doesn't even know he is
He's like oh, he's fine. It's no he doesn't know you what just a fucking
You never do you never do any way they're gonna keep
Oh
No, wait. No. Oh, no
No!
Is there even a reason what is the Q?
Is there even a reason?
It's a reciprocally revised.
Oh, I'm, dude, I'm saying it,
and it's just not, I genuinely think you just take
the next few days off and just focus on AWC.
Like, it's not worth the mental stress of this.
Eastworld's World Cup is so much more important
than this right now.
Wait, what if Vino Geras doesn't want to play
because he's mad?
You've probably got a better chance
of Venom playing better if he's mad.
I think Venom needs to get mad at this point.
Hearing Venom not rage right now
is actually going to be more worried than anything.
wait he's a nice and passion has a crazy statement say i did as the on this
review
i texted you know at four fifty one i said are we playing it said delivered
uh... today at six oh nine i just texted message you want to play still it
didn't get delivered if you block my number
i mean he told me he's been playing with the star of the stream i think he
plans to
which i call it
he's probably gonna run it down
you're calling right now q is lost game
I mean, probably just got a map, no?
The both strategy are expected.
Yeah, my phone was not going through this phone.
Really has you in his title you're telling West opens with Ron. Come on. You got this
four-time FNCS champion daily clients.
My last chance come on chat. This is gonna be the 20 minus the 20 from right here. I'm sending you a university invite right now
Oh, it's fake
I was gonna go to your class and everything.
Wait, where's Vino at?
Cueing his last game, bro.
Dude, I have a bomb.
Pull the popcorn to watch your game.
Bro, they're going a different...
They're going a different drop, bro.
This is...
I think you're a minion-spinning popcorn, bro.
Like, what I'm gonna have...
Yes, I'm gonna have that emote going in real life.
Wait, Vino looks mad.
Yeah.
It's Vino Mad at Klicks.
Vino is mad at life and tends to be often.
It's not really any way to put it. I mean, I'm really don't- so Jis, you don't know much about Venom either.
I've already put Ron on. You don't know much about Venom's history?
The first time I met him, it was with speed and he was just screaming at us the whole time.
Yeah, so you got the whole picture. Was he good though? Like he was crazy as shit and then yelled at you, yeah?
Yeah, I mean that sums it up. You got a basic puppy summer event. Oh
We had Peter by 13. Yeah. Yeah. We had Peter by and then he was with XQC and someone else. Okay. Did you win?
Yeah, did you win? Yeah, we had Peter by yeah, okay
Oh my god, they're gonna die. I'm praying
I'm not gonna lie. I'm praying that they die right now
I'm ready to play I think it's far from the drop but they don't know this PY at all. I don't think
Dude dude the lore of this PY is there's basically a crack-selling duck that like owns this PY
I'm not even kidding
Like they make jokes about it the duck that like owns this PY is like Aussie Aussie does that they have any duck dudes or no?
I don't want to use no
What no no that ain't
That's cinema right there that's good jokes right there that kind of looks like a duck for Thanos
This is what you know, I don't understand this thing. What is this girl? What is this Thanos shit Ron? What does that even mean a?
a toy for Thanos duck for that I don't get it how's that funny what is the joke
I want to fly can't you take me
But oh, this is your this is your drop by the way Ron this makes me make you drop
She's gonna want the hunting rifle is where you have to learn this PY in the next 30 seconds, okay?
What?
You have a drop map
You're just that hater at my table with dinner with success right now. You understand me?
And clicks his day
You are the worst on the biggest hater in the world
Alright bro chill. It's a bad day. Well, it was a bad week, right? Well bad year bad three years bad six years
That's seven actually bad nine years of him playing. Yeah, no, he's gonna get oh come on, bro
bro sometimes you need haters bro like bro imagine imagine I think he's good I
think he's good on that my needs and supporters right now my name is one of
his longest and most loyal friends to back him up I don't know maybe it's me
well I'm gonna ask you guys want him to die second player right now be honest
If this is like FNCS though, surely you'll like your gas them up, yes, it's like a shit
off.
I'm gonna watch FNCS and I'm gonna bro, Clicks, when he's in Grand Finals, that's my man's.
But right now, okay, this one was saying in my chat earlier, so Jinx, you keep like,
you don't want to watch reloading stuff, but are you guys watching the eSports World
Cup next week?
The qualifiers, it'll actually be here.
Yeah, I mean, is Peter playing?
Yeah, is Peter playing?
Yes, I'll watch.
Okay, good.
Okay, that's one you should watch because he's just kind of a little bit shit, but the finals
on Sunday and that'll actually be sick.
clicks his last chance to make land that's the one where Pete said like if
clicks has a chance to make lanes in a great thing like that one's gonna be good
it's two land shots whoa he's vaping yo hi bye hi bye rewind and clip that he
just fake yo hi bye it's changed my diaper yo shut up bro wait Jincy
you're about to watch dude I'm not gonna you can do it vape counter if you want
it's gonna be like 300 by the time this on my dance he has like he has like 15
at his desk he's done like he's shown his desk before and there's like actually 15 on his desk.
Has he ever been jumped while he was vaping? Like someone just pumped him? That'd be the best
clip ever. Good question actually maybe. That'd be the greatest fortnight of his whole time.
So he trounced up and jumped him. I think that's probably happened. He's doing good.
So it really is man. The same guess that's happened. JX he does the exact same shit as you
except he doesn't do cocaine in between games. So Ron here's the thing the thing is that's annoying
If you were at my house, bro, you could actually just debunk it all.
Why are you playing debunk?
So you want me to tell them, yeah, let me debunk it.
When right next to your bed was baby oil, there was a honey pack on your desk.
There was used baby oil that was halfway empty.
There was like a rhino pill.
If I'm not mistaken, like there was all that was.
No, that was something on Joe Rogan's podcast.
Wait, hold on now.
Hold on now.
This is your new Iran.
Wait, no, I want him to die.
It's like a play
Romano, this is good. Maybe he's like vibes would be good now. Maybe he'll be like super
The game or I think that's all the game maybe
People have done it with a crazy day, too
But he needs like so that means tomorrow if they died died right now, then they need what is that like a 550 point day
It's being done before it's hard if clicks that is normal set up like
I hear that right 500 point game and they're on a hundred and sixty oh it's not happening
like a big thing.
Clicks and Higgs like got 500 plus points a lot of times.
I feel bad bro because I can't like I'm trying to lose a fucking battle here I'm really trying
to like stuff trying to give out like an actual representation of where Clicks is at like
over the last six months but it's just yeah maybe it's you guys maybe you guys will come
back maybe it's the pressure maybe everyone's right.
low key rod i could see you coming out competitive and dominating the senior
one of the best mechanically skilled players in the game
thank you bro
what's that guy's username
the chat's moving too fast, i lost it earlier
why are we watching lacy? lacy started?
yeah lacy started, yeah because it's the west start of fifteen minutes ago
west overlap central by an hour gc that's why like ron city hit waiting for
vento to die so we can play with him
so normally the guys are so good on central they play for two hours and like
Already so far above qual, they just go play West instead. Today is just I don't know what the fuck's going on
Wait, could I play in this? No, bro, you need to be good at the game
Okay, you need to get your rank up because like okay, so ron and lacy got the mickey like they gave them their 14 events guys
Sorry, okay
Now that I think about it hollering squirt twice again
Messi scored twice again today. He could have scored a hat trick is Ronaldo on the brace of being dare
I'd say retired washed
Bro run, I'm gonna be honest Ronaldo was washed right when he went to Al-Nassar, bro
And your security numbers on Twitter
Yeah, I'm gonna touch that one bro, I would much rather sit here and talk about P vs. Cleeks than fucking Ronaldo. I'm good on that
I'll just have like the four-night kids. Hey me not every kid
Wait Jinxie does one nine two point three three point four four two ring a bell because I think I just saw your IP address my chat
So why is please not playing with you wrong what happened with that I thought supposed to be you click saw me that he's busy doing something else
And he can't sit on me at 3 a.m. Last night
Yeah, bro, he's probably just gonna like go to dinner with his girlfriend, bro
He's not gonna play div three last man
He did say he did say it was with mr. Beast and meaning with mr. Beast to be fair
I mean, that's fair that's fair right come on that's fair what's a bigger opportunity playing with stable or no auto or talking
No, like come on. Let's be rubber
Kind of finished the sentence right now.
You finished the second one man.
It's like dinner with Jay-Z or 500,000 bro.
You're taking that fucking 500,000 which is me bro.
But yes, you can play GXC.
Like if you reached that epic with the person, like I told you about last night,
they can fix up the 14 events but I think you got to get the rank though.
I think you got to get to gold or what that was if it didn't go.
You got to get to gold.
Nah, I don't want to play this.
I'd rather just like, I'd rather just jump into a locker
and let kids punch me in the throat instead of fighting.
See who wanna go back to high school, buddy?
Like, come on.
Yes.
Hey, Ron, do you wanna say you said earlier
about the stream snipers with Jinx the Orchard too?
Like, do you want it to open invite
or is that just for your channel, my chat?
What do you mean?
Say it again?
Like, you know, we talk about like the stream snipers,
like, bring it, like, we keeping that invite open now
with Jinx the Orchard on that.
Yeah.
I'm gonna just not tell them that.
I'm on a three minute delay when we play.
Okay, sure, sure, all right, cool.
So they're trying to stream snipers,
to queue like three minutes like before they do you do me 25 p.m. Okay cool cool cool
damn big delay big life I want to fly but yes I need to get in there bro is it good
to get back in there get your feet wet why aren't you warming up why am I not
wearing up the world is my oyster do you understand when I get in that game I
don't need to warm up I am like okay okay you cannot you can't like I'm like
stressing right now trying to explain this to y'all but like I'm
uh we might be dead here we gotta look in this might be it run you might be
getting the call up right now bro the crowd is cheering dude they're on their
feet right now this is bad to be run walking out yeah it's a problem mad
they're screaming my name stable stable yeah why would you guys gotta stop this
get a beer shit like no I'm not drinking anybody had that bro you're just
trying to drink you're a sick fuck all right here we go shift he's back beer
your beer 23 Blake bro grab a beer
check out I'm not I'm not drinking
anymore I'm done run I what do you doing
you guys like tree run run I sway you
got slammed off like one and a half
Mike's hard like lemonade or you were
like you were giggling for you about the
biggest my way that's great that means
like getting drunk cheap and easy but
you like we're going I was surprised I
think I fake it I genuinely drink maybe
like once a year and it's like any
type of alpha you know it's crazy I tweak off like five milligrams of the
edible to like five milligrams will make me like start seeing like the shadow
man bro like I'll start seeing someone in my room like talking to me
hey that's okay that's that's fucked up yeah yeah yeah so did lacy give this
arca guy forty thousand dollars for one weekend or a whole season no the whole
season the whole season whole season bro forty dollars no JC forty thousand
Plus raids after every time they play and he's giving him all the prize pool money
So they get first place and he wins like I don't know what it's $50,000 the kids getting all of it
50
Yeah, sure, bro. Yeah, 50,000 laws on West. Do these motherfuckers get 10 grand each if they win the biggest
This read die, so I'm trying to tell you man West is like it's why the kids grief so hot
They don't play for anything. They don't care. Oh 15. Sorry 15. Sorry 15. I don't understand. It's 15
Yeah, no, they base the prize pool off the play base and west is still too high like that's actually still too high for West if you use like the way they do other regions
I'm not trying to be weird
You should see OCE
When is the FMCS grants for less? What is that?
No, it's like a month. It's like the end of next month
I
Can't wait to compete there. That's gonna be a two-week break. You know that right JC
Like every sabato like literally go and break the two weeks. There's no tournaments like nothing happens for two weeks, right?
Your tournament is the only thing on during the break at this point
But this thing just sounds like a nightmare for this art guy, I mean at least
No, no, it's good. No, it's not even like training. This is not practicing with him or proud like it's just he has to do everything
So do you know do you would have an arc last season though? No, okay?
So arc was like one of the he was the favorite to win West
He was like one of the best he's been playing on central with canada and doing well him and canada split because he couldn't go from West
To central because of school and stuff so he's playing West. He was a favorite to win epic
Deactivated his account because apparently he had like his dad's payment information instead of his or something
They deactivates account. They said you're not paying you can make a new account
But he couldn't play tournaments in time when he made a new account
So he basically got completely fucked out of the pie last video.
teammate dropped him, played with canada, and then won the whole thing.
You know what? I got one.
And he just couldn't play. So he missed out on last lane and grad.
So now he's back.
So at this point it's kind of like, he's just playing it like, he kind of had no team options anyway.
So Lacy's just the great option.
It'll be good for the money, it's great.
Oh, Lacy's dead. Kind of clicks the clutch by the way.
Lacy clicks the clutch by the way.
I'm like, what am I watching? Why is he doing that?
I'm just going in.
He got storm sickness warning. Is he gonna die?
I never got to watch this
This is like watching the brawn. I'm not even kidding. Yo, I
Bro, I want to watch you like you're not brawn bro Peter is LeBron of this shit
You're like I'm better. You're literally up that app. Oh, you're Brian Scalabrini real shit because it's same thing
Brian Scalabrini was a role player on a super team, bro
And that's you broke your Brian Scalabrini another role that Brian Scalabrini has how many rates?
Two or three that W. Bono right? I think my chat respects that I got no fucking clue if you're right
My dad's got a pretty guy like look him up. Look him up. It's not bad to be compared to him
I'm not any type of name besides the goat don't ever put me in the same sense
You understand you got one ring your run his nicknames the white mom, but if that changes your mind, bro
I'm not the white mom, but bro. I'm stable fucking Ronaldo. Oh, that's gonna cut an edit. They're gonna edit
That's gonna go right into an edit, bro. That's gonna go. What what if we watch this and you get like 64th place
If I get to be good, first of all on wall second of all, I'm not I'm gonna get first third of all. I
Can put it on your brother's life on on
I'm winning
So wait, but how many players is there on a thousand or something?
No, I wouldn't want that because he's playing the longest division. So it's anyone who wants to play and with you watching and
I mean it depends because a lot of them are at their 14 events. That's the good thing about this
Oh my chat's gonna stream sniping
Oh my god, it's gonna stream sniping
That's the good thing about this tournament for you though Jinx if you do try and play it
If any kid wants to play in this tournament, they have to play 14 other tournaments before they can play this one without prize money
So a bunch of the kids in your chat who don't play that much won't be able to stream sniping. That's what makes it a bit better
bit better yeah I'm also a run they're typing the flight emote you might need a
delay bro flight you might need to let go I know you're not I'm looking at your
stream right now it's 825 for me bro wait you don't even you even understand
bro my chat is psychotic on this game bro we're about to find out all right
run. Trying to be great son.
Yo, what the fuck is that time?
JC, you might be better, bro. Like, I'm dead out of serious.
I need a host from Clicks right now.
Who does that timing, bro?
Timing? Are you dead out?
You're dancing on me.
He's asking. I'm sure he'll be down. He's like a close friend.
He gave me nothing but supportive towards him, gasping him up.
I'm locked. I'm sure he'll be happy to.
Yo, this is where legends are made.
Wait, Clicks said, why are we not using delay?
Wait, someone tell Vino to send me a progress on Discord, bro.
Or call me on... Yo, it's time, bro.
Yo, it's time, bro. This is literally where heroes are fucking.
This is where legends are created.
Wait, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.
What?
Clix is complaining about No Delay and Vino's defending it.
Wait, what?
Vibes are higher on. You got this.
This is beef, beef, beef, so horrible, listen.
Dude, this is a salad, Jinxie.
This is not beef with Venom. Venom hasn't yelled yet.
I'm actually so surprised.
Okay, but here's like why the fuck would you want no delay does he want to get jumped and then get all killed
I'm thinking who's he feeling like well get a delay me to kill myself and you know, so what the fuck
In my crap
Who is table help
Run I ain't not even just me my whole chat is exciting to see you back in the ring kid. I'm excited walking legends
walking me
He's been responding to you then responding. He's he's got you ready. Yeah, he seems he seems really
Yeah, I can't show
Okay, if he yell if he yells a me for this
We have you for what my team is gonna see you soon
It's fucking go.
It's fucking go.
It's fucking go.
It's game time. I'm on the right mic now.
Now it's game time. Now I mean business.
Now I mean fucking business.
Now I mean fucking business, bro.
Now I mean...
Now I mean fucking business, bro.
Yo, time to pick up the phone, baby!
Oh!
Why don't you...
What?
messy yo yo where's my demon at yo where's my demon at
yo is my demon gonna join the call yo where my demon at
I got scammed
I probably the next best thing
I don't give a fuck.
Yo, is he gonna join? Like is my demon gonna join?
Wake up and turn my setup into Dallas.
You know what I'm saying?
but my pacing is going to be how it is.
Hey, why is he texting me?
Why isn't he joining the call?
Wait.
He doesn't want to play, he said he's...
Wait, my demon.
Wait, hello?
Yo.
Yo.
Yo
Yeah
Yeah, I just had the 20 my life I'm ready yo listen bro all that shit that you just played is la Mickey that shit
It's a bullshit, bro. I saw yo, he was playing crazy, bro
He was playing crazy. Don't listen. Let's get the
He let me down. He let me down. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, bro
Like for real, bro, and I'm about to show you why I'm a real champion, man
This is this is we got a turn shit up man. Like you go one over him shit. I don't
That's like but why are we have you played it?
Have you I see the Q and select have you played any other cups on that? Yeah, I played division one
I played division two all that shit like
But I have to take a quick break so they reset my rank so I'm in division three now, but like well, let's W key bro
I'm not scared. Oh, I'm not
You gotta realize vino. I'm good at this game
You just I g owe me you tell me what you want me to do bro
Put me in the positions and you're gonna see a different fucking beef and you're warm you're warm right now
Like let's do this shit. Ah
We're gonna draw some 30 bones, but there's no fucking there's no kill points. No, I'll give a fuck
Oh, I'll give a fuck. I call this your mask. I know we're 30 minutes late. So maybe we can't win this
Can't win this car. Let's show them we can win this cup. Let's win every single game
Where we had to land that lumber up
You want to land that cluster fuck? Yeah, I'm a hunter. I'll kill. I would just nose go baby
I
My my demon, let me know when you ready
I'd say man
Bring it in since
Free for free for
Anyone so
Yo, I'm hyped play bro. This is good. Also by the way, um, yeah, I don't know much to delay your own, but uh
uh
ten minutes
to meet you bro
yeah
to
you gotta realize every is that what i think it is under us
is that a
what
that's a story
yo yeah yeah yeah
Hi bro, I'm locked.
It wouldn't defraud me if they made this game.
Heh heh.
I'm locked, bro.
I'm actually fucking locked.
Yo, there's a good amount of people coming here.
See no.
That's unusual.
Yeah, but I'm not trippin' me.
Voila.
Voila.
Where do you wanna go? What side? Tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me.
Thing, my thing, my thing. See you over there.
Easy. See my heart?
Easy.
I'm going inside here for the show.
That's six kills.
I'm getting that guy.
Oh, you got that?
There's another one to the left, another one to the left.
I'm here, my demon.
Got it.
I'm locked.
There's two of them.
It's fine, it's fine. We go again, we go again.
Wait, so what happened there?
Just so I can understand.
I got shot from the side while sawing him.
I hit that kid nine times.
All right, let's just, let's say, listen.
You know what they say, bro?
sometimes the first game isn't the best game you know yeah you got a you got
one of squads by the way you guys I'm on a delay bro yo yo me and vino on delay
bro chill out we're not well I'm not worried bro I'm like oh look I'm murder
something as far as what I go that's just it not this is it hold on you change
the mode number one and then why does it keep going back to school I don't know
wow wow wow that's just my bra blocked I can't even what is this row it's on
squats you don't know anyone yeah says I'm difficult for me I'll switch over
oh wait good says clicks 1v1 all right now it says I can't even wait it should
wait it should change yo could somebody explain to me why this game
fucking is amazing bro because my mental is perfectly fine
I'll leave your lobby and rejoin hey, well can you see an arm I see battle or y'all fire sprite a quick
Yeah, I gave you leader you change it you change it. Oh, we're good. I'm ready
It's fucking it what were you gonna say to me?
I mean, it's just you know that word that you say like I'm not gonna like question you but it just it sounds like
What like I don't know what he's okay, you know like
You know
No, no, what do you mean? What did I say?
like
Like you know
Can you not say it for me so I can know what it is
Nothing, bro. Listen up lock. I'm on a fucking 20-minute delay right now, bro. Like nobody's stopping us, bro
Like this isn't no Disney motivation, man. This is the real deal
Oh, I went pretty underwhelming he just said mr. Beach you miss a beat mr. Beach mr. Beach shoot shoot
Oh, so he sold you on purpose to go to his shoe. It's his girlfriend's birthday. So I don't think it was for difficult finals
Say on God
Bumblecloth pick news
Listen man, I'm about to turn your whole day up man. We get first place here
Who's gonna shit August? Who's gonna shit August?
Only face
It's good shit now. I'm not all right bad bad bad. I see like I suppose we're on Twitter the other day like that
You're gonna get ripped.
What are you doing?
Ripped.
Ripped.
Like you're gonna be out of six right now.
Right now, I'm holding off on it because I just went to the diamond gym and I'm in
like real pain.
So I don't really want to go to the gym for a little bit but I'm gonna be getting it
for sure.
If you want to like my tweet, you're entering into the $100,000 giveaway.
Oh shit, really?
Make that much rip.
Yeah.
Yeah
As right now for me it's 645 well, I'm on a 10 minute delay. That's above. I
I'm on you. Where we going?
If you run one I've never seen this many people. Yeah
He kept shooting the gas
I'm not sure because the 10-minute delay and help me shit.
There's 500 niggas here, bro.
I've never seen this many people at the drop.
Go full count.
No wonder you ain't fucking go out of diff 3, bro.
I've caught by fucking 200 points every time.
There's 1500 niggas here, bro.
What do you want me to do?
There was five kids on me by the way, and I was the only one who got shot they same skin
Okay, what you got?
Give me a skin bro. I could I could do it Ben. You got lyric lyric. I don't have that one. No
Yeah courage JD
Bro
No, I don't have courage fucking JD
You got ninja, I know you're gonna do yeah, I do
I think I don't know. I don't. I've funded that. I've funded that.
You got Kuno? Yes, yes, yes, yes.
This used to be your skin though.
There's an unknown skin. He wears with a butterfly backlink.
Okay, my screen's hidden bro. I'm not worried. Nobody, listen.
Wait, and also, wait, Jinx, he's watching for the 1,500 people.
Jinx, he's watching our games.
yeah all right listen i'm not worried bro we're gonna get in there and we're gonna show everyone
that we're ready okay i'm i might talk to me bro talk to me talk to me talk to me bro
you're about that
got it got it got it got it got it got it
let's fucking go
i'm full screen right now so you let me know
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think you have a gun.
I bet.
I'm not playing that.
Guys, what happens if I put on a 5 minute delay?
Then what?
Like, what happens?
Like, you guys are still gonna get in our game and see our skin.
Shut up.
Oh nice, I see a banana taking the owl.
It's like a fucking joke.
Oh, you're racist.
Alright, double drop for her.
I mean this kinda...
When should I go forward again?
Uh, I should have it.
Oh it should have it, I should have it.
I think it's fine.
There's like two chests on top.
Chest on the side, thank you.
I'm gonna go for that chest.
Can you see my heart?
Oh, suddenly there's no one on my left.
No one's here.
Oh, there's some kids who drop late.
Have an hour?
Fuck em up!
51, 25 white.
Killed one.
I keep late, landed on me.
Don't worry about it
I'm getting one kill on me
Yup
I'm getting one
Nice
That's us right there
Let's fucking go kid!
I shot one
Good job
Thank you
Hold my high, I'm loaded
Right there
I gotta kill on me
I gotta kill on me
Help me
Fuck on the back
Don't worry about me bro
You don't know who I am
I'm a fucking scam
He's on top of you?
He's on top of you
Dragon
95
15 right, 15 right.
95.
Fuck out of my game, pussy!
Good job, man.
Fucking rock, bro! Oh my god, kid!
What's going on there, dude? Come on.
You want me to use it?
Yeah, I do, bro.
Dude, this shit...
Save women.
Oh, god, I'm just gonna...
There's a lot of striker shotguns I'm getting if you need one.
I got him
No, I never seen someone solo queue by the way that guy's solo queueed at the game
I didn't even know you could fucking do that. No you can't
I'm locked bro like like no troll like no troll
Mm-hmm. We could key like I
No shield, no shield. One and a half, he's dead.
Careful, he's already activated.
I got two kids on me.
Oh.
Fuck, I'm alive!
Coming, coming.
Open it, bitch!
Let's fucking get him on fucking lobby!
Let's go, boy!
I'm the fucking king of Prince of everything.
The Prince who was promised.
Hmm
Okay
Alright, where we at bro?
We're on
We're finishing low level we can go
They got vending machines here?
Yeah, there's one underneath me
Say that
It was a shotgun too
Ew
So chug jug is good, yeah?
Yeah, chug jug is good
You mean gout or no?
Gout?
Yeah
Yeah, it dropped me.
Whoa, what kind of Galactr?
That was aura.
Can I look at this, like, tech I got going on?
Man.
Watch out for us to get lurked on, man.
Say what, Mahal?
It's like...
Mahal.
I said watch out for us to get lurked on.
Brother, the vibes are...
Ten minutes are late.
They might be coming.
Fucking shit, these kids.
I saw an ammo crate in that ass.
Fuck was that I got six impulses. Oh, I'm ready to keep
My dead homies, where should we go phone them very come on up there
We can hit the pad and go push people
Well, that's up gold stinging if you run up. How did you get up that fast?
short break
You go short breaks as they do are lacking on me. Thank you. I'm coming. I'm gonna keep
Yeah, I'm making this
Watch out, they're looking at you, they're looking at you
I'm popping a big
I'm popping a big, I'm going to shop with that
I got shot down, hold on, hold on, hold on
I'm popping it, I'm popping it, I'm popping it
They're full box, I'm believing
They're full box
So they're probably going to push me now
100, 60 right?
Don't worry about me
Don't worry about me
One's lurking
One on you
Wait, what?
I got last one
I'm going
Yo bro, why do you
Alright, well I'm not gonna question you.
Now, do you just mark this real quick so I can land on the...
Yo, I actually don't understand how he just hit me.
Like...
How did he just hit me, bro?
They don't know it's kinda confused just a tad bit?
I shoot, change the law?
Yeah!
Oh, shit.
More kids here, wow.
Yo, guys, if you're sure you're having much...
Please, bro.
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
the
No, you're a demon!
You're a fucking demon!
Oh my god, he died his own!
Yo, you're a fucking demon, bro!
I just killed one of your dicks over there.
There was one of your fucking goat, I guess.
How far is zone? Should I just go to zone?
I'm back and grab a little bit.
Yo, Vino, bro, you're him, man. You should go pro.
Mm-hmm.
I go full time with the FCS.
I know, bro. I know.
Here to go. Here to get us.
How many clicks you got?
I got one FCS, man. I'll be honest.
I don't know how many clicks you got.
Oh!
Come on, bro. Don't do that.
Come on, bro. We know how many he's got.
Hold on, bro. I'm about to go back to this blue gap.
Yeah.
I
Watch that six minutes that I got good mood hold on now. Oh, I'm lit
All right, 120 sure. Jack is you and team
Okay, I'll hold my goose. I got good loot. I saw any marks
I'm not very good. Chuck. Jack. There are a few minutes. I mean go on now
Yeah, we can go to the Mbamal.
I have no maps, so we're going to have to just land on someone and just murder them.
Is this their first match?
Yes sir!
Oh guys, no troll, we're winning this.
I actually see us winning this.
Can we win this if we win like five games?
up
probably have to run like so except for me
this is fucking good man
you don't even know
don't you sir
don't say that
this is my link there
got you bro, won't question you
I was just born
that doesn't work in some
perfect
Why did they make sure that doesn't work anymore on Swim?
What was their idea with that?
I don't think it's ever working somewhere though.
Can you shockwaves?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm buying you six.
Thank you, mahogany.
Then pop this medkit and take this big.
This guy's a good teammate, chat.
I'm just used to like trying to people leave me to die
I'm dead ass seriously give me comms, and I can keep up with you. I swear I can not get it
You can keep up my days
Well that's serious like I'm like find a team and let's just fight them like I'll show you
Show me boy
I will
Comes me maybe this kid's fighting in some way come out
The only thing is I don't really have too many months, but I'm not scared bro, like I can split you
We're sure about turn out
Nothing to my name
I'm going to kill him, you don't need to kill him, I'm going to kill him, I'm going to
I got my... he's one.
Where'd he go?
Where'd he go?
Holding up.
Holding.
Holding.
Holding.
Holding.
He got one.
I got that soft.
He's one shockwave.
One kid left.
One kid left.
He's walking.
He's moving.
Fifteen.
Hundred.
Hundred on him.
I don't know who's on the team, I don't know who's on the team, I don't know which one
I'm shooting to you. I've got this loot.
How'd you?
There's Matt's there.
Matt's over here.
Oh, I think she is.
Where you going?
I got you.
Watch out, that easy.
There, come. Make a choice.
I'm about my young jock too.
Give me a second.
Yeah.
One more.
I'm getting double strength.
I made more stairs.
There's another team, so we're good.
They're gonna fuck off.
75 on one.
I will kill them at me.
Heal first.
Yeah, I just got my truck too.
Yeah, boy.
Alright, get out of here.
On me?
I don't know where.
Yeah, I'm lacking this yet.
Where's my game?
I'm out of confidence.
I'll do it.
I don't mind.
Yeah.
You out of mind?
Hey guys, you can go.
I'm trying again. I'm trying again.
That's actually a good teamwork right there.
That's actually a really good teamwork right there.
I'm actually so good.
Like, yeah, I have four kills, but I'm trying my best, and that's all that matters.
Matter.
You got any mats down there?
Yeah.
Does matter.
500 now.
Let's go.
They want to go over here.
I picked up one.
Flying one.
Pick up one.
Trying one.
He's at 600.
100 on the left one.
He's lurking.
Three.
One to the right.
One's lagging
He got me?
I don't want to hit really hard
He's not being careful
Get him
Yes sir!
Come on bro
I got a big shot of none here if you wanna
I found his F, I'll be right back.
Put him down, come on, I got him.
Alright, watch out, it's like that.
I'm gonna take these medkits, fucker.
Yeah.
Truck wake yourself for Zen.
Yeah.
I'm shooting at him.
I'm dead.
So this kid's gonna sit in a five tick with us like a fucking burger, nice.
Goodbye America.
What are you guys, I don't even know what to do, I have a kid in zone that's a solo.
Yo, go fuck yourself, Jack.
Oh!
Another kid there.
and there's two kids in zone that are soloed, it's just...
nah, this shit I got it.
Let's go, Vino. Let's fucking do this, kid.
Nice. Good.
Nice.
Might be a wall.
I'll get that one in front of us.
Listen, bro.
Ten duos?
No, ten teams solo with sixteen players.
I believe the math?
There's about five solos.
No.
Yeah.
Six solos.
Hey.
Yeah.
No.
Yep.
It says three solos.
Three solos.
Good math, sir.
could reload that SMG
nice good hits, great hits
good hit
I don't know if he has the reload shotgun, like, dead ass.
There's a mythic one too.
Oh, I sold you.
No, listen.
It's not good enough.
No, no, I'm gonna be honest with you, bro.
Can I be honest with you?
Bro, I sold you.
I did I sold you.
You need to stop and pop the chug joke, bro.
Tell me what I need to hear, bro.
I'm dead ass serious.
Tell me what I dead ass-
Niggi, you should've stopped and popped the chug joke
when you saw the kid in front of you.
I know, I know.
I'm gonna be honest with you, bro.
You told me to get to zone impulse and I panicked
because I was like-
I said just impulse by yourself.
I know, I know, I know.
And then when I impulse,
I had two solos just shooting at me.
Then I started to build.
I should've just popped the heels, bro.
I'm a fucking idiot.
fucking idiot bro my fucking idiot and honestly there's no one to blame
besides me just a cow you played good bro you actually played good
like that's just my fault bro this is my fucking fault bro but but I will listen
to me listen to me listen to me listen to me go into your bathroom look in your
mirror and it's looking so happy that's a good boy holy shit the guy actually
walked to the bathroom and looks himself in the mirror
yet you must have a humiliation kink
I beg someone clips this and shows it to him like a real fucking good boy.
He might not to at all.
I looked at myself too long.
I started seeing a demon.
You started losing your arguments?
Yeah.
Yeah, I saw a demon, bro.
Guys, please stop telling me to use Uber Eats.
I'm not ordering food.
I'm ready, bro.
Why are they calling me good boy?
Guys, what are you typing?
I think it's because you did what I said, like a good boy.
I went to the bathroom to listen to you, bro.
You're my daddy tonight.
You understand me?
Like, I want to fucking, bro, I want to win.
I'm your daddy every night, boy.
I want to fucking win, bro.
If that's what it has to take, sure.
I want to win.
I want today to be the day that people fucking chant
the name stable.
Do you understand?
Not wrong, stable?
Stable.
So if I have a question, why the fuck can't we get into a game?
that's not
what does that mean this guy's been spamming ask about six out of twelve
uh... i got a world record for wins and grand finals
really
uh... six wins and grand
and actually i got five in a row
i think i watched that fncs
that's kind of nice that's not bad
don't don't bother my arrogant
okay yes sir
don't do that again
yeah maybe we should switch up the skin
okay
i'm not a piglet
i mean
you know what
sure
do we switch skins? i don't know
maybe like better skins
play with you on boy
let's see here
what skin is my my my sweatiest in
decisions decisions decisions
okay she's fake sexy
uh...
the skin's pretty nice
you're changing
oh i got it i got it i got it
alright where you wanna go should i go full camera now
sure it's fine
oh no
does he know chat?
wait nice my skin didn't change that's actually fun
you're welcome man
oh shit
skin
I was tapped out were you doing some crazy shit nah what are you doing I'll stop that
Yo, I'm ready bro, where we going?
You ready to go full cam? Let me know!
Oh god, let's do it.
We go full cam.
Go full cam, yeah?
Yeah.
Got him.
Go to my thing.
Alright, back.
Pop the glider, just lifty, just like that.
Asstable on auto, now that I think about it, when you play with a pro like Vino, you and him should low-keep duo for FNCS.
for sure you guys are gonna win everything you know Vino's brain and
skills and mechanics and aim and your brain and mechanics you guys can win
every type of tournament just a thought for okay I mean I mean you see that
group chat I was typing and we already had a group chat you know that was from
oh well you want to come west and win I'm learning you know right now bro I
I will grind this game every single fucking day, like if you played with me.
I will teach you how better than clicks, I'm dead ass.
I think, me and you could win on West, I think. Lazy comp, but me and you could.
I think kids are coming by right. I think it's one team. One singular team, bro.
Alright, there.
You're chanting your name, Vino. Are you gonna fold under the pressure right now?
Are the lights two right?
They're same teams.
No, it's one.
Lights always do right. There's another team on the right.
He's gonna beat, he beats me to that again.
I'm gonna go left side, yeah I'm gonna go right
Yeah, you're good
Oh my god, I gotta stop
No, don't say you're not
Should run
I'm dead to the other one
Kill one, one more, one more
He's rushing, he's rushing to the window
Good job, good job, I'm rolling my body
I'm rolling my body
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
You can drop my math in my shotgun
Oh my god, what is this guy doing?
Just matter what the window is, go to my shotgun
a little bitch boy well watch out
fuck up bitch I'll show you how I do this shit
oh shit in both someone in post
yeah I heard it thank you Johnny
oh no get fattig
yeah let's get on top of this
yeah I'm coming
I need you
Oh, I'm dead
One night, I don't know one night one night on the dude skin. I'm gonna do this game
Yeah, I make it for you. Here. I'm here. I'm not a watch out. I don't know this be like I'm with you
We're not in the day. There's a piano here. Should I play it or not?
Yeah, but I gotta pay this for the fuck up.
I'm so good.
You're shocking, sure.
Yup.
And I got minis.
I'm asking it here.
I got you.
You need minis?
I got you.
One right back.
Hundred.
Shoot back.
Shoot back.
Shoot back.
Shoot back.
Shoot back.
I think.
Oh.
Nice.
I got you.
I got you.
No!
You dead?
Nice.
Finish your body.
We're going to shot down the pirates.
I have an image of him.
He's coming, he's coming, he's coming.
I'm not laying out the window anywhere.
What? 66 to the headpoint blank, 11 HP?
What? I just fucking pumped into the head for fucking 66!
That's where you go, win that, I think.
What was his name? They're saying...
oh no
No, no, no, his name was fortnight porn
Like how it's like epic just like oh how the shit like
They don't actually don't give a fuck about stream servers, bro. I'm dead ass
Yes.
Fortnite?
Yo, Jinxie, why are you- No, yo, what the fuck do you want?
What could you possibly-?
Fucking what?
Like what?
What?
You wanna say I should've played that better?
I should've done something better.
Bro, his name was fucking Fortnite porn, bro.
Like, what do you want?
What?
Bro, Ron, put on a fucking delay and take it serious.
You're not trying at all.
You're keying everybody for a tournament that is gonna give you points for V-Limps.
You're not listing to V-Node.
Everything's going in one ear out the other and you don't have a fucking delay.
What the fuck is this?
for a tournament that is going to give you points for the ELIMPs, you're not listening to Vino,
everything's going in one ear out the other, and you don't have the fucking delay.
What the fuck's the point, bro? I want to see you be great, not get passed around like a fucking blunt, bro.
Play the game, and put a delay, motherfucker. Who do you think you are, fucking Peterbot? You're not.
You're beer nots. You're beer nots. Why not fucking delay and play smart?
You're getting showed up at Dim's three kids? It's like 14 years old, bro.
you're being a brother do you hear what you just said
do you pee or not yeah and he said that he needed your life can you can you come on speak
speak for me brother please I'm what I'm what I can't say please brother
sit down and just shut the fuck up okay thanks bro
I'm gonna call ah damn are we gonna win yeah
oh I don't I just want let's get top 10 bro let's play where we going
Cluster, cluster, same place.
Oh, the thing is, we have so many games where I'm not worried, like, generally.
There's a lot of people here, though. Bro, you gotta lowkey play a different building, bro.
Actually, I'm not gonna tell you how to play. Am I crazy?
Yeah, it's two teams here.
It's not the same building, I think.
It's gonna be the same kids. It's gonna be the same kids.
I got Fortnite pulling on me.
You're gonna put out here?
Yeah.
Oh, you got it. You lowkey got it. But there's a guy on top of this building right here.
I'm going here
Okay, there's another kid sneaking on me there's a kid sneaking
I'm gonna come right to you. All right, boy. I got you
I'm getting padded on
I'm lacking just be just basically
He dropped the atom chasing killed him
I'll ask one of me, I hear him.
Box him, box him, box him.
He's running out running to you, running to you.
Anyway, anyway.
Anyway.
There's still one more.
There's still one more solo lurking in there.
Where? Where is he? I want to kill him.
I think he's on the north side.
Why do I lowkey like the pistols? Is it good?
Yeah, pistols are good.
He's lurking at me somewhere.
He's not going to be able to kill me, bro.
to kill me bro I'm the fucking king
the biggest guy
the fucking goat
Jinx he's hit me in the leg is he fucking crazy
I don't know where he is he's hurt
I dare him to try to kill me
I'm checking one more time for him to give it up
I got a Volk you got, huh?
Got you matter, on ya.
Every now and then.
Ooh, Ramma!
Ramma?
There's no Rammas on the gun.
The fuck is this, then?
The fuck is this?
That's that pony.
Down here, where?
Little right?
I think it's the top.
Am I like a fucking burger?
Maybe you swear?
Yeah, low key.
I'm coming up.
guys delay is not fun then I can't interact with you guys we don't need a
delay we're gonna fucking win I'm playing with fucking the goat you
understand oh it takes like two games to get like ready now we're locked I got a
kid over there and he's gonna die it might be the solo
47 I think it should not be 47 he knows about me it's teammates out there
Yeah, you missed that one.
Oh, he's lowkey, yeah, he calls.
I'm just gonna shoot with the distance while you do everything else.
Yeah.
Boxed.
100.
Boxed.
Skipped.
80, right?
Skipping something in here.
Dead.
I'm just gonna run, bro.
I'm waiting for my dad.
You don't give a fuck.
Nah, you fine, you fine, you fine.
I don't give a fuck.
You heard you, heard you, heard you, heard you.
Did you chop it off?
Yeah, more on that.
That's it.
That's it.
I saw this one.
One six.
Turn around.
I'm fucking out of my shit, bitch.
What the fuck do you think you are?
You run the region, boy?
I run this region.
Wait, is this gold shock I'm good or no?
It's alright.
I got a present for you.
Oh my god, what is it?
some of the lunging usually but
mm-hmm
you have a hunting rifle?
yeah you want to?
nah bruh
you good at sniping?
I'm pretty good at sniping
my day is like
I used to really be bad
he's made of montages
bruh I'm not a lot like
he's made of like a brah
yeah we're radum, yup
like I used to be the guy that everyone was scared of
when they get in game
when was this?
20, he, 20?
that's people man
I just like that
That shots nice nice coming
I'm dying bro. Come on. Shut up. Don't try to get it
Like what they said bro talking about oh, you don't need kills bro. I'm gonna suck a dick
He's on me out
He's trying to run
26
6
He's far, yeah you want to chase him or no?
Nah, just come back
I'm chasing him to go across the map
Alright, god loopy here, come get it
And then we're gonna give you, I'm gonna give you the hunting
Oh my god, you're making a good fucking choice right now
I'm one for one
I know
Here, I'm gonna drop three bakes then, yeah?
This isn't mythic. I thought it was mythic.
Sometimes it's mythic, sometimes it's not.
That's kind of mid.
It's still actual.
You need heavy ammo on that.
Nah, I got 30.
How many kills did you have in Europe in the last one?
14.
How many did I not have?
28.
26.
Oh shit, okay.
but how's the IGL too so it's like you're stopping yeah not everything are you
gonna see what that we can get yeah
now maybe not on the round around there on the right 60 90 I'm fine mine you got
your own G-gates
Come on now, kid. Come on now, bro. You know what? You know what time it is.
It's on, nigga. Come on.
See, I'm feeling better right now.
Should I get rid of the pistol, you think, for this purple AR or no?
Where's that surgical? Is that a surgical?
Nah, nah, nah. He doesn't.
Oh, he liked the pistol, bro.
Over there.
Shit, also out there.
I'm kind of in the shots by the deserve no I didn't mean to shoot
I'm waiting he's in the open you can snap them come I'm not sure
You can stop
60 on a
sexy way
Fucked then teammates in the bridge
Well, yeah
Oh, he's right there.
Am I a yellow-credited or no?
Yeah, you're gonna have to.
Sixty.
Tracks.
I'm not in the top one.
You shoved away.
Yeah, both together. I'm okay.
Common, bro. They're just a little faster than me.
100?
Yeah, you're just...
Bugs.
Just...
I'm healing right now. You're just a little faster than me.
you got it right
get you right
kill em all
I'm here bro
I'm here you need me? you had five kills by the way
I don't worry you have five kills in your contest
no don't worry about what they're saying bro come on are you locked enough
I'm locked somewhere I'm waiting to hit some headshots I hit someone a hundred
There's a kid up there that was shooting at us.
Alright, you go another 10 shots of it and then you go back to the right.
There's also a kid over there.
What? Maybe I got another 10 shots.
Oh my gun back.
Who's your daddy? Come on. 10 shots.
Is that good though? Still?
There was. Thanks.
Hey, hey, hey there.
I didn't mean to shoot. I didn't mean to shoot.
Did you mean to shoot again?
I'll kill you again. Hold on.
Am I shooting at 4?
Fuck.
Under.
Killed him.
He's too much up in there.
So that's 2.
Oh no, no, no.
I'm just taking big shots right now.
He's hitting me, that is.
Wait, that's a new team match.
Over here, there's a guy over there too.
Hit him, hit him. See that guy in the head.
Right here too.
that was a con block that was dead as a con block
oh you're hatching him?
yeah
70 on my hand
100 on my hand
yep just a cheater on me
you got it
you got it, you got it
I'm gonna help you. I see him now.
Yeah, see me in one second.
Yeah, I'm gonna get him.
No, no troll, don't help me.
I wanna show you I can hold my own way.
Yeah, I'm boxed up.
Shit.
He's on one.
Don't worry about me.
I
Take any longer worry about me
I fucking told you bro. I said don't worry about me and it will happen you didn't have to worry
I think it's that but that he did you have to worry about me or no?
No, because I still did it.
Oh, I don't know, okay, come on.
Nice, bro.
Alright, you go couple action shots.
I need some one-to-game press.
No, no, no, I need some one-to-game.
Oh, no!
Niggas, shut your ass up.
You got a big shot.
Hunting, no?
Yeah, I did it.
Hunting has bullets, by the way, so you can stay in high.
I shoot with the after instead.
No, I know what you're trying to do, bro.
I'm not trying to take a shot away. Just shoot.
Over here, there's people shooting. Come on.
Alright.
Fuck off.
I feel like washed right now. I don't know.
They're there.
Let me get the first shot, yeah? I got you.
Alright, we're gonna shock reverse. Come on.
Pink?
Come on, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it.
No, he blocked it, he blocked it.
Oh, he blocked it.
When? Here's someone, here, how do you?
Again shot.
Wow, this kid's cringe or what?
He's in the bush, in the bush, in the bush, you can have that.
In that bush, the one I vent.
You're shooting the wrong bush, now go, come on.
Left one, left one, left.
He's in there.
He was in there, I don't know if you're missing them.
He wasn't there, I'm gonna show him what he's doing there.
There's nothing there anymore.
Alright bro, you got the honey rifle?
There you go.
Alright, alright, alright, let me just hold on.
So, so, so, so, so, am I just a fuck? Am I just a fuck?
50k, go go.
Two more shots bro, I'm gonna need that back.
I wish you a nabush
I wonder what
He's there
Yeah
A hundred on him
A hundred on him
A hundred on him
I mean, hundred?
971
971
971
He made a kill?
Yeah
I'm gonna see a shit in there
Wait, that one couldn't...
Put on the hose
That one?
That one sounded like a different word
Oh, I'm British, that's why
Okay
I can sound different.
Yeah.
It was soft.
That was out of that.
Yeah, push, push, push.
She's low.
I'm down.
Easy, why are you?
I'm down, okay.
Pressure?
Taking cover, taking cover.
One fifty one fifty one
Damn Vogue come on
Where you headed?
He's healing
Set
Can I ask you a question?
How does your shots do damage and mine doesn't?
Ahhhh
Probably the last item
Do you have any lights or not?
You can follow my character
I have all two guns you think?
I'm holding two guns
I'll hold this shot for the rest of the game
Thanks
Alright, that's fine
Alright, you're good
Come on
Good job
Okay
I'll see you when we go by the way
Which one?
Cause like now we gotta win
Points doesn't matter
I mean, we can still kill people, I'm just saying like...
Eh...
You gotta talk to me, remember? I'm on ice!
You want me?
I just have them.
Next unit, what?
You shot me though.
I got that loot over here, bro. You need some loot or no?
I'm trying to...
There you go.
100.
I'm trying to get that real quick.
I'm with you now. Now I'm ready.
100?
Yeah.
Are you hitting so many, like...
the meat shield I just have done should I just go like fuck myself like what
should I do right now you think I'm not like once I have this gun like we do
something
hundred
Yeah, I'm just gonna be right back.
You're here, aren't you?
Yeah.
Come with me.
Yeah, big top of me.
I'm gonna top of my zone.
There, there.
You hold that.
Yeah.
No one on site.
Why are you?
Yeah, I got from there.
that
you might be fucking like like are you like some type of fucking freakbomb like what is this man
no shield, no one on them, you want to aim both or not or not
you ready on both hands I shot them
We got you.
You really are jailed here.
So sometimes you want to just build and you want to just stay alive, okay?
Okay, listen, you want FNCS ideal and go ideal.
So what you're going to do right now is you're going to shoot people?
Well, I just make sure people, yeah.
Okay?
Okay, you talking?
I can, yeah, why not?
I don't really know how to talk though, so like you tell me.
You got it, yeah.
You got that.
We got you, we got you, we got you.
You're single, Ty.
We got you.
Hundred.
So should I elevate us? We're kind of high.
I think we have to up there.
You see why? On this gate right here?
Alright, come on.
Where the f***ing bullets gone?
Yo, boys! I connected. We're good.
Oh.
Oh, shoot.
I'm just gonna do like a little just in right here
I don't see that
oh shoot you want to get some kills or not
I'll get everyone
I bet
love you, go shoot
yo what the fuck going
I got you bro
I'm gonna go left side over here yeah
yeah good
thanks daddy
just watch for me
we're on a tree
I guess I guess what, but our elevation does not matter.
Guess what, there's so many kills.
I got you, bro.
Everyone's fighting back there.
Don't worry about me, man. I'm just eye-gelling.
Yeah, but this isn't like your reference, yes.
You need to get a little fucked, guys.
Don't fuck yourself. How about that?
Got him, dude.
Got a shield.
Two.
Eh, nice, nice, come on.
In the open.
Alright, here we go.
No shit on this kid.
Yeah, yeah!
Alright, try to die, try to die.
I know, I mean I'm just saying you could and I got no use. Okay. Okay. Okay. Come on
You should really try like so like my trying is definitely like good. No, no, no if I try
You stay up here, bitch
Somebody stop me
the one on me though! the one on me!
alright, take two of us, take two of us
100
nice
I'm not sure, it's all you need to take
fucking
come on in
alright, one dollar, one dollar
nice
I'm a fucking king
I'm a fucking king
I'm a fucking king
I'm a fucking king
I can't stop me
can't stop me
can't stop nigga, come on
it's God, man, this is shit
say it, say it, say it
it's God, brother
how about that, man?
No, it's all right
Let's go
What's you think you gotta say now nothing bro fuck a delay
Born
Walk bro
oh it's fucking do this shit man how many kills we have yes I think oh my god
we did it well the blaze is intense say we lie who's d-roller why the names
I don't know what to do with it.
I'm not familiar.
Is that not pro?
Yo guys, I'm gonna be honest with you, there's no world where we lose, man.
I'm dead ass.
Like, honestly, bro, this is us, man.
How's Lacy doing?
Lacy qualifying chat or no?
She wanna fuck with a stable, she wanna fuck with a stable, what?
Alright, where we going?
You wanna go duck through or no?
I bet.
Oh well, see that?
Back.
You wanna go see the same spot or?
Yeah, go closer.
Alright.
We're just fucking with you.
Fucking with you is considered a Zofilia?
What is a Zofilia?
I
Said I started you would have me having sex with the dog
well
You know for nights on some interesting shit, bro. Tell me not. That's not the star of fucking like well is that is that not like
Like what it's a pentagon, huh?
That's a pyramid. What am I saying? So they want you to think
Can you make the stream more boon friendly? What does that mean?
How many teams talk to me, kid?
I think one. They're getting shot at this guy though. I'm going for this guy.
You got it or not?
Yeah, I got it.
I got an AR2.
He's landing on you, 10-way.
20-way.
I'm running out of ammo.
Stop.
What is this?
This kid's a freak.
I hit him 30 white.
Yeah, that's what I thought you had to say.
Where is he?
He's down, so he's got a shotgun.
He just tried to get him bolsing up and shotguns him.
Did he get all the way down?
I don't know.
He's disappeared now.
He's missing.
I'm trying.
He shot for the...
I'm chasing him.
I don't know.
They're teammates there though.
see you later
i'm hearing a call
it's a cross from here
goodbye yourself
are you sure you wanna do this?
i got nothing
i can't really get over to you
are you sure?
is this a good idea?
yeah i'm fine
i'll go get it
let me sack him over
alright bro, i'm watching over
should i keep looting or should i do?
Yeah, he won.
I'm flying slow.
Got a big shot in one me.
Popping it.
25 on him.
Talk to me.
He's getting me.
I'm posting on you.
One-H, one-A.
100, one-A, one-A.
Oh my god.
Got him.
Nice shot, bro.
Bro, it's like, I don't know, but I can just like,
sit here and just like, let's do your thing, bro.
I can just keep my mouth shut and just like,
just like, hand like,
like, I-
You think I go aura?
Yeah, bro, you have like, aura, bro.
Like, I don't know how to describe it.
Like, you can literally just do anything.
Like, I just sit here and just, react.
Like, I don't even have time to react.
You're just too good.
Alright, you bro.
Don't too bad yourself
Guys, that's not even dick riding though like he like who can stop this guy
Now let's say you're better than Pete bro
Low key oh
I'm gonna did it win nothing
He didn't bro like that's what I was saying. What's your earnings on this game? I know
How much I know
How much do you got?
80,000?
How much?
Million dollars on earnings on earnings.
I can't go to Donrad bro.
Sorry.
Nah, you definitely go more bread than me.
A million in earnings? That's kind of nuts bro.
Bro, this is a tax man becoming bro.
Yeah, but just having a million in earnings is like a nuts statement.
I'm just saying like you won a million dollars on this one like that's kind of like disgusting to hear
I won 120k like 15 or 16
Yeah you see like if I had 120k at 15 like I would just I don't even know what I would do
I just spend it on
How would you win your Fintessa?
I was like 18
It's been on water, look at this all the time.
I mean, yeah, kind of.
I mean, I guess Loki, I did Loki trick out.
Like, I bought my mom a house after I got played,
used that for like some shit for her.
How did you buy a house with that?
No, it wasn't that, but I used after that.
So I kind of tricked out my mom.
I, Loki, need that shit back.
Now that I think about it.
I saw that in his game.
and then I gave my parents 300k
I see that's good
I gave my mom 250k when I already made millions
you're better than me bro
and I bet that shit for a clip
like I got my money back after
well business is expensive
yeah bro
I think we need like 250 to go you might be British rubber you're a good dude
I'm half-american half-american
Really?
I got you brother
It's like that uh...
I don't know what I mean right?
Yeah, it's all good
How do you die again though?
I'm gonna be 24 years old
Oh, okay
Yeah, life's kinda like once you become like 21
After 21 there's nothing left in life
life like you realize that your 18th birthday was cool then when you hit 21
you're like damn I can legally drink and then when you're 22 you're like wait
nobody really cares about my birthday and then when you're 23 you're like wow
taxes and I have to not pay for my own rent okay like life's kind of going down
hill now you know what I'm saying then you realize like the world is kind of
shit how are you how do you think love like I would say like maybe like 20
20 sharp ribs I'm 22 this year that's not bad
all right it's my last yes what did you quit playing Fortnite I quit for tonight
when I was 20 20 let me know brother
I'm gonna impulse on that. Come here.
How many of us? 80 blind or what?
100 shields. Taking lit. My tanks were cheating.
So what? Oh what? 100, 100, 100.
Nice head. Oh my god. Other guys should be hit. Wow. I'm used to the stack of shit.
I'm going to be honest with you, you just clipped in the ship your ass, yeah, no, so
here's the here's my thought process shot right, I'm going to be honest with you, I
saw a pickaxe swing I thought he was friendly, I'm going to keep it a bar like, well where
the ice swing on your wall, yeah, no, he swung on my wall but I thought it was like a friendly
I don't know
I got some shit
I'm at piano
3 bigs in there
cheers
guys I'm not bad at the game bro
I'm only 23 years old
like go easy on me
I'm just a baby bro
like I'm dead ass just a baby
I'm an old ass baby nicker
It doesn't stop man.
Ah where we going?
You got a pass, you didn't say it?
I know.
I can only give out.
Thing is cause I'm only half, I can give out me.
I can't get the rest.
Yeah, two got made so.
Fighting.
Like full fighting.
No shield, 72 white.
That's a nice build.
Another one 72 white.
And I think I can
This code is
They're gonna go to make this
hundreds
I got this hundred how are you like fucking
I'm 19 what dude I'm just gonna let you do your thing fuck it man I'm just like
I'm like what am I good at bro like dead ass like what is a kid in front of me
Come
Bro, I don't know
Okay, same
You get that I mean it's just like why do I even what like what what another single
He's a kill shot. I'm zero. All right
Yeah, I'm a cock. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god run run run
I can't kill that.
Go, go, go review that.
Oh my god, I can't feel that.
I can't.
Why can't I kill the monkey?
I can't make that sure.
Hey, let's go.
It's like, do you not have like confidence in your fucking teammate?
you've yet to show I should know to that you have shown yeah I just didn't want to
die cuz I'm gonna go back there and I'm going to kill him and get my I'm scared
for us to die I'm gonna give my body I'm gonna feel the bodies which bodies
brother oh jeep run listen man I could do this shit you've got to trust your
teammate is the kid on me
I'm gonna come towards you actually, just to see if I'm scared, I just want to be closer to you.
I have no fear.
I got some shit to kill you on.
Alright, let's go.
I have no fear, I just need to...
You don't have ammo?
It's a fucking fishing rod!
Yup, don't have ammo.
Alright, we're going back to them.
I'm going to get my fucking aid.
How would you mahogany?
I don't have any
I don't have any
Come, come, come, I have troubles
You go up there
Those are kids fighting up there
3, 2, 1, go
Oh you wanna get on demon time right now
I'm going back to get my hunt
Oh you're on demon time
Kid in front of me?
Just don't get too much, you bruh
Dead? pool box in here done?
Pool box in here done
Pool box, pool box, pool box
works i'm waiting i got one hundred okay i'm here i'm right here i can't kill him man he's left
he's full box yo you're caught what the fuck see that that's that's that's that's okay like what
like how did no not that's like something's wrong how did you let his ass up i don't know bro that's
like interesting i'm a d i'm a demon rough that kid's shooting a hunting rifle bro i want to get
Yeah
That's what I thought nice
I'm just being you know what I am
Let's get a person. I got I got an extra truck back here
I'm just having fun looting chat like there's no when you see good loot. It's just like you. I don't know
I'm just like I digged in
There's a refresh right there if you need
Gold pistol or gold SMG
I think it moves though.
Low-key pistol could be a movie.
I'm on a vibe right now.
Let's go.
How's your group?
Let's go.
There's a lot of people there.
Are you sure?
I'm believing in you, sir.
I heard you.
I don't believe myself.
I'm both glad this team is alive.
Hey, guys, is there?
Check that one.
That's right.
One's lacking.
I
Don't make that good
With you kid I got the buddy
With you, bro, no one's gonna touch you bro. No one's gonna touch the cake
As I said, I got 200
No one's gonna touch you. I want anyone to touch you
I don't like this, bro. I'm not good like you. I mean, okay, I am. I'm not sure. Look at me, bro. Okay. I may not have kills, but I'm assisting. One I am.
I am.
Come here, Shepard.
100.
Wow, that's pretty good.
I got this.
They're on here. I heard two.
Okay, I got them.
Okay, watch out, watch out, watch out!
Okay, let's just jump, let's just take it just one second.
Alright, you're speedy, I'm like a little slow.
Just give me one second, yeah?
Okay, okay, listen.
You have 14 kills, I have one.
But like, I'm gonna assist you to guy on this.
At least, I think.
Hop.
Hop.
Okay, done.
Leave me so I believe in myself
I'm gonna be there a second I ramp up
Hundred running no one can stop me bro. Hey, where are you? What are you?
In the reload on that give me a second
Yeah, I'm just coming up to you.
What do you want to do here?
What do you want to do here?
Ready?
I think he won.
Ah come on, let's shop with him.
You can take a low key, just kill some people, yeah?
Yeah, you can step back if you want.
I'm gonna shop with my friend and shoot him.
I'm gonna shop for a second.
Hundreds?
Hundreds, man.
One kid's back there, he's waiting to show up, you can shoot him, good thing, good thing.
Someone just, yeah, don't worry about me.
Like, someone just wasted 400 mats in my meadow.
Was that you, nigga?
Yeah, bro, on God it was.
I'll be honest with you.
68, we're panicking.
Not to steam it.
Honey bro.
So there's no other hunting rifle in the game, correct?
Yeah.
I see you can get him from out there.
He used to be, I don't know if he still can.
105? 105? 105, I'm both in shades.
Already white on the skin?
That on me?
I'm high, yeah. You can play that.
That's off?
I don't know about that, I think they got high.
I think some hunts, I'm trying not to overbeat, just gonna try to get some angles on some
I
Know what
It's up to you
Oh
You got it. I killed I killed the kid
He's silly go for height off the path right when you die
I'm noticing like a pattern here like nobody goes for height there. You're not gonna solo clutch more
Well, I gave you all the loot yeah, but I also didn't expect someone to just impulse up within five
Not even three seconds of your baths. I killed against him. I'm just a man. I'm telling
Now I'm not a library you're selling like I don't want to be the guy who says you just lasted five seconds
What the fuck are you talking about? Yeah, but I had dead just lasted a matter, but you didn't do what kills
You're doing what are the kids talking? What are the kills matter at the end when you couldn't fucking win?
So what are the kills matter?
You fucking burger it it was up to you to fucking when you lasted dead five seconds
It doesn't matter though, but you see how it doesn't matter you're I outlived you that's what the whole point of the sort of
It's like I outlived you I outlived you you got outlived by stumble fucking retorto. Are you fucking crazy?
nigga you lasted in bed
5 seconds for the same thing
it's the same thing you lasted 5 seconds nigga
it doesn't matter
you had how many kills and in the end did it do anything
i had 20 kills you had 1
i had 20
i had 20
i had like 8
and out of your 20 kills i had like 9 assists
so it doesn't even fucking matter
is this like you saying you had 16-14 kills
let's go to the gameplay bro
congrats bro you have 20 kills
I gave him everything I am 555 jug jug
I'm gonna die in half a second
no it's like some type of fucking sick joke to you
I got a qualify bro
I mean I don't even have a teammate for ever in CF but I don't know what you mean
I don't have a teammate he's at Buffalo's right now
who's your teammate
Laze bro
oh yeah he messes me how do I get better and he realized I can't I'm playing with fucking
chubb
yeah bro I'm playing with fucking chubb
I'm not making fun of your teammate, I'm making fun of you Niko!
I want to check your damage ratio.
Are we going to have 5 kills again just like FNCS?
5 more than fucking points that you got, because you fucking died bro!
pain is when in one fnc s carapace
fucking being dog shit you can't even get
out of a west division three
like you're on the same board as me
i don't give one bro
yeah give one bro how did that go today
hide then
so i go for it
so there's just kids everywhere now
like
it's just like
eat my ass bro
it's fun
am i just a fat fucking idiot
I think there's one solo left and that's it I mean one team is white and one solo.
in there
there was the last
is a
i don't know if it's a
mind if i just need some chest i just like looting i don't know
how about you just run as i said
it's so good to go run and bam
i'm up here
i don't know
Yeah, I cracked him last day. You got it.
Fuck, I'm one now.
He might be hiding in there.
I see him swimming, is that?
Where?
I think.
He can trip around.
He's a dead man walking.
He's on metal?
Yeah, he's on this.
I'm launch-patting on him.
I'm gonna show you how I'm good at him.
All right, you by yourself.
Have fun helping.
I by myself.
There's one in you.
There's one in you.
I'll meet you.
Did he fucking de-spawn?
Don't tell me you lost him, like, come on.
Yeah, where else can I learn to spawn?
I don't know.
He might have taken the keycaps, but I'm sure he's on them.
I don't know where he went bro!
Alright, check where else is this one.
I'm gonna duck though, I suppose I'll duck through bro.
Here what?
The duck bill, he's on the duck bill.
I
He took the decider
Have you found him or is it he's gonna find me bro
People ask me what I do for a living. I sell holy shit moments. Well, that's what I do for a living
understand me
Yeah, you took it right on me
He got him?
He got him?
He got him?
He looked away, yeah.
All these kids dead.
Yeah, yeah, you're just a fucking murderer, bro.
This guy literally just looks up at me like,
go fuck yourself.
Where is he?
They're all here.
I'm going to take a spot.
Where's the solo?
No, that's him.
They're inside, farming.
Who asked me what I do for a living, bro?
I saw holy shit moments.
almost
can you hear me or not?
yeah i can hear you
why is my game lagging?
bro they're trying to take me out bro
alright bro don't worry i'll go
but they got a key card inside our mouth
they're trying to do some fucking freaky shit to me
i think i've got them in bro
we shouldn't have made those jokes earlier
I'm joking, so what are you saying?
That's right, I started lagging when we entered this POI and on the map it's a...
Nah, something's up, Fortnite...
Yo, that's deadass, like...
Chat, where else can it be?
What did he say?
and check the pool behind the house
I did bro this kid just ran at it bro let's get over it
it's a fucking weirdo I don't know the spawns
oh it's just a fjord bro fuck em what pool
should I pull outside yeah I did
you mean this one west I did yeah cuz every time you touch
I get this matter
To the other side I take the display there now on my tractor
I'm waiting for him to come back. I won't nobody's on the game about my
You can go ahead. Yeah, I believe in you. Yeah, he's hey say say say something about you in the boat. Oh
Shit we were
One yeah, Tim. It's him. It's him. He's got the key. God. I'm raising time. Give me some time. I'm good. I'm good. I'm kind of
mean. Oh shit. Maybe I don't need you. I think I'm bad. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no.
No, I care. Nice. But you know, I got a name. You need me or should I just stay. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good.
I'll come to you soon.
Yep, guys. Very funny.
OOOH!
Let's get it.
One test your reflexes.
Oh, a God Chest!
Next to the Star of...
Got it, let's see what's in this.
This might be like a gold shotgun, bro.
Alright.
Wait a minute, I'm like really picking up patterns.
This deadass looks like Epstein's house and Trenix is the star.
What is going on, bro?
Like, Xyland house?
Yeah, there's a kid over here fishing.
I want to turn him into a campfire story.
Come on.
Ah, come on.
I'll be like 15 seconds.
He's deadass in front of me.
It's two of them. Should I just shoot at them? Yeah, you can I'm patting over
But they know not to fuck with me. I'm a demon. They're boxing up. That's how scared they are me in
Come on. Oh, come on. Don't fuck with me, bro
They're gonna impose on me. I'm not scared. Let's go bro. I'm right here pussy
I'm right here. I even hope
What are they dead ass doing they ran they're not in there
They went they're behind the tree run that tree run that tree run a journey left on that tree
On that we on that on that
21
I would chase this one left, but I don't have any impulses. I don't like it though
This kid just ran.
He's over here.
I don't have any impulse though.
I'm gonna get to the zone, okay, matter?
Matter?
What's that?
What's what?
It's calling me matter.
Not much, daddy.
Get on me.
Oh, crap.
That's some, like, freak sexual shit, like, media stuff.
nice guy's got a daddy coming in though I need help ASAP
come here bro, where is it?
right on daddy coming in
pay for me you're so-
are you into like, are you into like BDSM show or what?
what do you sound like the daddy show?
what what what?
ow shit what is that?
I didn't say animal you what?
is that not what that is?
no bondage
what type of kinks are you into?
kinks are you into it?
I think it suffocated by much hicks
he doesn't
how does he like
he's like, you guys can say I'm dog shit at the game, but one thing I'm doing is I'm doing all these assists
I like being tied up
alright, I don't know
I got one?
Good shit, I got one.
Nice guy.
Perfect.
Easy.
It's every time we touch, I get the speeding.
I like your themes on the wall.
Are you spamming it?
Um, I'm just like fucking...
I feel like him right now.
I don't want to be hit anymore. I just want to be hit.
Oh, cool. I'll show it to you.
Let's get a special.
I'm going to go under on that guy.
Not a big shot real quick, yeah.
Yeah, I remember.
One of them is low.
No, Harry, that was almost King's shot.
I hear a buff.
Don't worry about my hair.
He hold me.
Yeah, a buff.
He's trying.
Yeah, I'm going to just take this off.
100, 60
No, I'm not reloaded
I'm gonna move
There used to be a box around here
Holding, holding, holding
100, 120, 100
I'm feeling like a demon, we just reload and I'm on that.
120, 180 degrees.
18 white.
Holding, holding, holding.
Holding.
I'll take it.
Ring ring ring, it's for freak bob!
It's about to show fake.
No, I'm buying three messages.
You go ahead.
Hey, five in.
How many was that?
He's a 25 gifted, dude.
Much appreciated.
Had a tight one.
much appreciated hit a tank you you've got to not talk to me
I'm trying to attack them.
They're low-key half to win this game, by the way.
I gotta get on the end.
I'm coming.
Is there...
...no shield?
I'm chasing the problem out there.
That needs to make...
No, no, no, me instead of the...
Where?
I need help, you can.
I
Put my eggs extra make your hair. Yes, I mean chug him out
Got 60 if you want it
Okay, good job
lock bro anyone who watches table and autos a femboy yo watch your fucking
mouth kid oh gold pistol is that worth it you think yeah I like that
no I'm just give me one second I got a low key someone ordered order
I'm gonna smash some of my fucking house, bro.
It's so tight, I gotta stop ordering this shit.
Yeah.
Can you heal enough?
I'm good.
Have a chug and a chug?
Yeah, chug and a chug.
Oh, we're good.
Can you lead the way?
Yeah.
Good idea.
Alright, we can chuck him now.
Stop there
Got it
Shiver, Shiver
With people
Right there
Under
Right there
Behind you, behind you
I'm still dead
We're done
I'm locked
Oh, I'm fucking locked
I shall move down
Yeah
I'm coming around, don't worry about me
Whoa! Under you, under you, under you
I'd say to a cheater, by the way.
Yeah, their guns are just broken, see them.
I got 200 of them.
You've probably just shouldn't have jumps.
You went so, uh...
Sorry, bro.
You're good, I got it. I got it.
The green spot is like you need to get this thing.
I'd be over
It's a
Yeah, this is a few filming
Hi, bro. I don't get it, bro. No, I'm not even kidding if you saw how I died. I just died
200 oh no, I can't believe it. I can't believe it, bro. I can't believe it
We can now you know we have fucking 48 minutes
It's fun. We just need fucking two wins that
Yeah, how much is well?
No, I'm just a fucking floppy burger, bro
His legs calling for sure
You used to be an animal.
Long time ago.
250 I think? Yeah, we just need two ones.
You're not taking this serious, that's why!
I'm gonna ban you in my chat, that's number one.
And then I'm gonna copy and paste your fucking name.
And then I'm going into every chat I'm mad at.
And I'm going to click this chat right now.
I'm banning you.
I don't give a fuck.
I'm going to Jason.
I just don't care, bro.
I'm just not even gonna give you a fucking chance.
I'm going to Lacy.
I'm just like you're not getting any fucking chance at hell
You're lucky on my mother. The woods fucking safe over here, bro
dead ass
Not say I need to lock in okay. No you shut your fucking mouth, bro
You're imposing away for me without fucking saying anything and I solo shot. Yeah, you didn't say anything
So I'm just sitting there with my fucking you jump you listen, bro
There she was you shots and jump. Thanks, bro
I learned that after I fucking died after getting shot 200 a lot of my fault. You don't fucking know common sense
I don't know common sense brother show
right
Why the first time chatter name kitty kitty meow saying I'm a fem boy with eyes emojis. Yo, I don't care
but maybe this game's dead ass not meant for me like no troll like no no no
maybe you're right like I'm dead ass here's like maybe I'm not meant for this
shit like that as well he's got it some time something is good it some time
which is how the cookie crumbles yeah bow and you're not one of those people
because you fucking got last for clicks today so I'm still cool but doesn't
I can tell you've been chewing on feastables for a long time, take a lot inside of it.
Are we going to tweet out for the fourth time?
I'm just expecting to see it
That shit puts gas in your stomach
You're gonna explode at 30
Like I've seen you too bro
You got a little stomach on you boy
Come out bro
Hey, I'm just saying how I see it
Lock in bro, I did ask you this
Why am I in RZP no fact?
I'm locked bro, come on lock in
You got that or no?
I just fucked my ass to a creep!
Like I don't have fucking shit!
I'm gonna rip it!
I can't pull!
I'm gonna rip it!
I'm gonna rip it!
I'm gonna rip it!
I can't pull!
I'm gonna rip it!
I can't, bro.
I can't fit through a window. I can't fit through a window. I can't fit through a window. We have three games left, bro.
29% body fat, Nick.
Yo, you literally have a broccoli on top of your fucking head. Like, you understand that?
Yeah, you got two inches, bro. Shit, you done that, sir.
Hey, you fucking two inches in my fucking mouth.
I'm five, seven, and you're smaller than me.
Is that not crazy?
I'm five, seven, and you're smaller than me.
That doesn't even make any sense. What does that mean? That doesn't even make any sense. I'm five foot seven.
I'm tiny, Nick, and you're smaller.
Five foot seven two, so what does that even mean like what I've seen you
Fucking twerp. You're a fucking twerp. Well, I would turn you into a campfire story. You're nothing
What's your what does that mean? What is the campfire story shit?
You're gonna find out you're gonna find out you're gonna find out
The fruit like the
Toots bro keep it down to us lock in you're supposed to be a pro you came fucking carry me
You can't even carry a disabled bro. Are you serious? Alright, I can't carry some of these 350 pounds
Well, I'm not 350 pounds, bro
So it doesn't make any sense you can't carry cuz you're dog shit, bro
You want a little bit of FNCS because they're saying that you've got a body fat body fat. I don't not 30% body fat, bro
Why they will say that much out because they're dick riders and that's what they're good at is riding dick the same way as you
That's why they're going to the leader of dick riding, which is you you're literally
Hey, didn't you just say I got lucky you're gonna bounce on my dick so hard that I'm gonna cream pie inside of you
And you're gonna have my fucking child, bro
You're gonna have to raise him without me because I'm not paying child support for you
So shut your fucking mouth and lock in
Maybe you get
The fuck did you just say I
For you how to go I'll still fuck you okay for
Yeah
Bar you're dead
Yeah, I am a bottom bro. I get my shit road bro. You understand. It's like you're on top of me right now
You're a pillow princess nigga shut up. Yeah, and I like it. So what about it?
You don't even know what a pillow princess is. You're just a fucking princess, bro
I need to get fucked. I'm not fucked the shit out of you, bro. So lock in
I'm gonna put the pillow on top of you
Suffocate you fucking murder you. I want to kill you right now my bare face
All right, okay
Okay, that
Are you definitely got some like kinky issues? Yeah, I do I told you I like getting smothered by fucking vagina in my face
It's like I can't breathe and then I asked for air for one second
She covers my mouth and says shut up and be a boy
Like I literally just told you that like I just told you that you be you be yonkin. I don't fucking like a pig, bro
You be yanking? You be yanking? You be yanking? I'm from fucking London. Like bro, can you fucking lock him?
Like I don't...
Where are you from?
Oh, it doesn't matter where the demons come from.
Sherwin, New Jersey, 0803.
You wanna fuck with me? Like come on, let's play.
I'm from N17.
Fuck!
Like bro, let's lock in.
I'm locked bro, you're just selling my shit.
He's from India?
In a breath, huh?
Which was your like ethnic ethnicity?
Go ahead bro, not do a chat. Go ahead, go to it, say it.
Oh, I just-
What is that?
Indian, Jewish, white, Italian, um, apparently I'm black too, like, oh, okay, someone just
typed, I can't even read some of the shit they're typing, bro, like, Shalom brotherness,
I'm gonna go to the store of David on the map, I don't give a fuck, like, can we win?
He knows the big, oh, I don't know the big man, but lock in, please.
I'm locked, bro, shut the fuck up.
Can we win?
Is it possible or no?
Yeah, we won.
Please, bro, like I'm actually back.
If you're ready, let me just ride, we'll cross.
Yes, please, please.
If you really want me to try, we'll pause.
Yes, please, please.
I'm going to DuckDoo.
Nobody's here. I'm with you now. Now I'm on your side.
Go to him, go to him.
SummerSat loves me.
What? The fuck are you talking about, bro?
The fuck are you talking about SummerSat loves you while we're playing, bro?
That is nice.
Oh, her name, brother.
You're pissing me off.
Alright, suck my danger.
Oh my one arm lock! I have a gold AR!
Oh, he just quit thinking!
Yeah, it's probably a fucking cheater.
He's coming.
I killed one.
Better?
He's coming.
Oh, holy fuck, Frank. Nick is a plug. He's on my bank.
He shot at me, he came in.
He's coming, he's coming, he's coming.
He's coming, he's coming.
They've got him.
I'm gonna go find out doggy dogland you know I need this shot for like actually like maybe I don't know treat me
I got my human set of a fucking toy
like
You are you'd like a chest right?
Imagine like I just have like a chad like
Hey guys
You're a toy for Thanos
I got a girlfriend. I love her. I mean one day I'm gonna have a video wrong. That just
the world
oh fucking hell
fucking scare
i want five kids
and i want them all to be just like me
what would you say your life
i want to start a content house
of my kids
shit
make a wall
i'm gonna start a content house
of your kids
when my girlfriend is giving birth
I'm running predictions
Well, I think it's a boy or a girl. Yep. I'm gonna have pie mark and everything like
I didn't begin to change that. There's two people there running through this. No way
This is gun for fucking like Thanos like it's like really bad
Like this shit does I didn't even hit him once
yeah where's the duckling Marital? I swear I checked all the spots, where did I check?
fish tank? I forgot I had fish tank
where's the other one?
I hit one 102
so is this kid like all my dick and balls?
well I look like it's this one
do you want to help me or no?
yeah they can't game
I mean I don't know what they're doing bro
how far are they? right here
hundred? fuck?
what the fuck am I watching? one-eyed?
are you late? yeah
I'm not gonna lie there's never gonna be another me and you bro
me and you?
This one other sides
Like why do I have 12 minutes like I'm fucking idiot
She thinks in that she thinks in that I get the ball come come to the ball win this game
We need to win two games right now or else I'm cooked.
That's easy.
Right, how about map cloudy?
Like I just didn't know that I'd never seen that before.
What?
No, I know what this one is about.
Talk to my shadowy.
How about you talk to yours?
Do your stream.
Yeah, we'll talk to my brother.
I'm just reading my chat and just like...
Just like the warm shit.
Yeah, bros.
All right, hit Sona.
Did that send GMO or not?
Yeah, they're gonna be back in there.
We can drop later.
I'm just like a fat f**king man.
Can I get my medkit before this or not?
Nah, you can do it and freefall.
Just go, and when you need to pop the medkit, freefall to the ground.
Oh, there's people.
My land.
I'll be back here.
Shhh, what happened bro?
I just
I'm not kidding bro like this game doesn't make any sense
Like I who so I had a lighter animation like I literally had a lighter animation
And it just didn't work this game's meant for fucking like
Yeah, what are we gonna actually fight these kids?
This is some biomes I'm gonna try by from the venue
Whatever you want to do
Alright, bugger.
I'll get it.
Alright, see you.
That's all.
I'm just sitting behind the pole.
Okay, yep.
I'll get it.
I'm going to try to headshot this guy, you can buy shit.
Where do I, I'm just, I'm getting hit by a fucking shit.
We used this value bro, admit it.
I killed him, good.
Alright, I'm going to go towards that.
100 on his teammate, 100 on his teammate too.
I'm gone, I'm gone.
Is my impulse on me up?
Yeah.
He's hit 100.
you got it
of course I fucking got it
let me, let me kill him
fuck yeah, you don't fuck this shit bro
I just fucked my tight ass
it's alright, die
just fucking kill him
like I don't know what to do bro like I don't know what to do I'm a worthless fucking shit
man I don't know like I don't know bro I'm a worthless fucking sack of fucking shit
I haven't even held on but we're not gonna take it
oh it's just qualified bro come on
we got it how bad do you want this one oh
That's why I'm fucking playing
Now I just pick up on you know I
Top lip smells like shit, bro. Oh fucking hell. That was a tough lips
Actually, you need to go get it fucking fucking for tonight
I'm sure we're going to get him. Come on, we're going to get him.
You think we could win FNZS somewhere else?
I want to take my life.
You need both, bro.
Okay, let me.
I'm not near you. I don't have it.
I don't have any horses or anything.
You're not good, bro. You're not good without me. Come on.
Am I not?
I'm trying to play without me
I'm rebooting
Common teammates almost here
Daddy's here
All right, I might as well pop some kills still I'm not
one's lurking i think
i only see one first step
alright one of them is crossing
alright
I swear I've won them a lot, I've seen one first at the bottom.
Yeah, you see that.
I'm sorry, bro, he's working.
You don't believe me.
One of them in post, bro.
Boxed.
150.
From the teammate, he has that.
you got that?
wait, say on got
what?
he's got enough
yeah but
get him
i'm healing and i'll get you
i bet, i'll be good for him now
he's on me, breaking shit in the metal
I'm in cheese. I'm just hiding bro. Don't worry about me. No one is getting in the way of me
And I put that on MC Ben where they
Matt saving it
I'm gonna get that real quick
Don't play too far. Just wait a second. Listen. I'm gonna get this shit and then we're just gonna go kill a team
And then we're late all right hundreds. I'm shopping is on
I'm killing them, why?
1-80?
Bro!
Can you spread the other kid off me?
I'm getting troubles for you!
I'm coming, bro!
How long are you telling me?
Here, come on.
I hit this kid 1-80.
just get one of you
that is spicy
well i do
just make me look like a couple of them well as i have zero kills and you have
nine but i said i got fucking crumb next to you
so i might stop
at the end
like what are like this shit is evil as for me like i'm dead ass it's like this
game
This game doesn't like me!
Why do you say that, bro?
I'll make you do that.
We're shield right here.
How do you get that?
I don't know. Are you good?
I'm scared daddy.
I don't know what to say, 100. Say X.
I'm gonna go around 100, yeah.
Got it, got it, got it.
Got it. Right here, right here.
100, five.
100, five.
I got a head.
You good?
You keep looking.
Yeah, I'm gonna go around.
Oh, come on, we actually gotta wait. No troll.
Wait for me for a few seconds. Talk to me, okay?
Okay, it's not that side, I think.
Everyone, open the door when I tell you again.
Three, two, one, let's go.
Hit again, I get it.
You good?
Yeah, right behind you.
Under it.
You got any more shockwits?
Follow me, drop this with it.
How many shockwits do you have?
That's a hell of a deal.
Just let me one.
Take that, brother.
Here we go, come.
That is not?
He's dead.
He's dead.
He's dead.
He's dead.
He's dead.
He's dead.
I'm not even trying to be disgusting, there's a fucking bug on top of my head, it's a 10
check and I thought it would work.
Alright.
I'm gonna shock with this one.
100 on that gift.
Oh, how did he just lag through that?
Dead.
I don't have any
Which I think you're on someone's top
It happened that book let's lock in this is where the chat I got one kill you have 11 vote combined
We have 12 we did this shit
We do this
There's someone under us!
Do I do? I do! Do I swim in?
I see the swim animations.
I don't have it.
Can you spray that, maybe?
Maybe there's fairies on the body.
That's fine.
Tell me to spray that. Do you have any hills or no?
Yeah, three times better.
I got it
Bro who the fuck just come
Let me scout
What the f*** is going on?
I got a fire.
Guys, I said I'm gonna f***ing freak out.
Like, are you guys fucking stupid? I'm not gonna come here so hard, damn I get...
Yeah.
Oh, not all. I just sniped a new one.
Oh, can't take this chance, serious.
One left, little one.
Want me to calm anything or no?
There's cool solos. You can do the math.
There's a lot of solos. Let's go kids, 2018.
Make a walk all the way down!
Let's go all the way down!
That would have been fucking nuts.
No, I actually, I'm not kidding.
Wait, listen, I know I'm bad, bro, but there's no world where I'll ever be able to call ever again with anyone.
It could be Peter Bob, bro.
When everyone in the server just knows it's fucking stumble fucking retard.
Like, I'm deadass serious, bro.
Everyone in the world just like, it's like, I don't even know, bro.
I deadass don't know.
This game is like, I don't care about a fucking delay.
I don't care about none of that shit.
I hope Fortnite dies in a fucking smithereen fire, bro.
I don't give a fuck if I'm going to Pro-Am.
I don't give a fuck about going to Invitation stuff.
I don't give a fuck about a skin.
This game needs to die.
And it needs to die now.
Yeah, she didn't call, bro.
Yeah.
I'm literally just like a useless sack of shit, bro.
Like I'm dead ass serious.
Maybe you should go back to IRL content.
Yeah, I probably will. I'd probably fucking will, bro. I'm gonna go straight back to being just a dirty fucking IRL content creator
I'm thinking about going to Miami. Maybe going on yacht parties
Like July 4 is coming out
The only way we could do this right now is if you somehow kill the whole lobby and we win the game before 20 minutes
And is that even possible?
I took three days off of streaming to do other shit, and I come back playing Fortnite.
I honestly do this shit to myself.
Like I'm dead serious.
This game makes me want to, like, commit suicide, bruh.
Like, dead ass.
Like, I swear to God.
Don't do it.
I don't give a fuck if Lee's is better guys guess what I'm gonna make sure he can't play
finals is I'm gonna IRL stream that died now what fuck out of here I want to see the kinsh
after this oh we're good at getting kills you don't know how to play the game though
It's just like so you just it's so it's my fault. I'm telling those people on our wall and
I'm fighting them and you want to edit in unable to flip the star wait then get double pump by birth wait
That's what I did or you just impulse ahead of me because you asked for both of my impulses and couldn't fucking keep up
The fuck are you talking about a bunch of people since then we had those
Guess what? I don't know what it is
I have three people in the zone who aren't shocking who are just shooting at me on the edge instead of
Instead of going in they're on the edge of the zone just aiming at me shooting at me and then height is just aiming at me too bro
It's actually just like it's actually just like convenient honestly like it makes a lot of fucking sense
My question is why this billion-dollar company who literally always wants me to be a part of this fucking game
They tell me to play all their tournaments can't just have one fucking fat degenerate just to sit at a fucking computer
Watch my stream. I have no delay and just fucking eliminate people just fucking murder them
You guys have the IP addresses just fucking kill them
It's okay. We're like you clicks and call you next week. I don't ever want to play except we're seeing what I saw today with you
You guys are dog shit
All right, well for fncs wins we talking about doesn't matter. We're in the present at the past I
Got one fncs win imagine that imagine what that fucking means
Yeah, but I have 3 FNCS wins on the hardest region.
Yeah, I had 1 FNCS win on the hardest game mode and on the hardest region at the time.
You had cool squads on the hardest game mode?
Squads was easy the hardest game mode, that's why they never repeated it, because they know not to.
Exactly, because the servers got on there.
Exactly, thank you bro, thank you.
No, you want to cope, it's cope.
The servers couldn't handle it, because it was the hardest shit ever, it was laggy everywhere.
You had to learn how to adjust to lag, bro.
You wouldn't understand that shit, you guys have it easy now, you have it sweet as fucking
pie.
Bro, I've been a pro since 2020.
Yeah, see, I've been a pro longer than you.
Don't talk to a...
But you talked to me with some respect, bro.
You don't even know about searching Seven Chests at Risky Reels, bro.
Talking about your ad.
Bro, I have like 10x share earnings.
Oh, 10x share earnings, bro.
I think I'm a fuck.
Show me Max Omega Lights, though.
Can't do that.
The fuck is that?
Oh, yeah, I'm not about to flex on it.
What's Max Omega lights? What the fuck is that?
Yeah bro.
Don't ever compare me to you. You don't even have Max Omega lights.
Bro, I have that.
You don't have that.
Well, I had down my last account and I have it.
Oh, your last account or classic. You don't got that shit.
Fuck outta here.
Are you stupid? I played that season.
Fuck outta here.
I'm a fucking veteran in this shit.
Everyone's gonna look at me in this game like I'm a fucking G.
They see the Omega lights?
They're gonna look at you like you're some clown, boy.
He's fucking around, baby.
You don't even got this shit.
No, this account nigga, the barrier is over there.
You ain't not gonna shit on any account, bro.
Why are you looking like a clown out there?
Looking like a clown, looking like shit that you don't have.
What do we even queue in for, bro?
You ain't making things too...
What do we play in for?
Let's let this be a way.
Maybe they'll give you some good luck in the future.
Playing solo fight out here.
You want to bet how much who lives longer?
And I'll fight everyone, you can hide.
I'll bet a hundred gets out of them. I want your cheap ass money. I
Money green nigga. Fuck you talking about
Killing everyone, but I'm mad now now you got me mad and you get me mad. I'm not I'm not a good
that's one thing about me is just don't get me mad bro
don't get me fucking mad
you don't want to get me mad bro
like what different type of fucking being when I'm mad
there goes my fucking thing
that's not positive
is everyone scared of me? everyone's fucking scared of the king bruh
I told you shit's not fucking sweet no more
Good job, man.
Oh, man.
Hold on.
Bantamy's live.
Oh, I'm about to just go do some shit over here.
Nope, not this guy.
Oh, man.
This guy.
Nope, not this guy either.
Oh, nice, bro.
Your twitch is so fucking relevant.
Can't even fucking find you.
Oh, my God.
I use guys fucking nice, bruh.
Give me fucking time, this guy.
Time streamer just trying to have fun and chill a chat.
Fuck your chat, how about that, bro?
How about go fuck yourself? What do you post, huh?
This-
Oh my god, bro, like I'm-
RAAAAAAAGH!
RAAAAAAAGH!
Oh my god, bro.
Hey!
Beep.
Oh my fucking god.
Yeah, you get me up?
Yeah, I'll kill them, dude.
You just want to watch me on that?
Dude, I want to watch you.
Why on earth would I want to just sit here and watch you?
Yeah, you're right, you're actually him.
Yeah, run away, bro.
Run away.
You're a dog, shit.
Go ahead, bro.
I don't know.
You're gonna miss.
I'm done. You're uncariable. You're that shit
You are the worst player ever I don't know if it's clicks now or if it's you like that as I
I won the last FNCS nigga shut up shut up. Nobody cares about that anymore like dead shit
Like are you gonna? Are you gonna say that for the rest of your life? Nobody like oh?
Nobody the same nobody cares about that shit anymore. Yo cue up, bro
Oh my game's closed already. We can't go here, but so you're not gonna play the last game
What's the point we can't go you're a joke you're landing solo. What's the point here?
You know I will do you know I will do I'll hop back on the game so you can play solo. Let's see how I do I
Got places to be
I don't give a fuck
You wouldn't better off playing with typical gamer for Lacy, but Lacy's live one, yes
Yeah, he's playing with a real pro
Just good for him bro. That pro drops it that pro drops zero points, but that's
Zero better than you it seems like
You even have ten kills
Did you even reach 10?
I have a question bro, do you like think that your little fucking Fortnite brain like matters right now?
Like dead ass
Well we're playing Fortnite so I'd hope so
Cause you're just like
There's no answer there is there?
Do you think like you're unique or special?
Like I don't, I don't...
I don't get it but...
All unique and special
I'm not even kidding. I'd rather watch for it than play this shit. Yo, I swear to God
I don't want to go to the program. I get all right Charles. Who you got?
planning China or Japan we need
specific long-dung tiger
You know
This is fucking show
Oh, you off the China. It's a good time. Well, this is some type of fucking joke, man
I got my mods making this shit
Yeah, you fucked up I'm gonna put a spell on you to never win shit ever a day in your life
He's not I don't give a fuck. I know you're I know you with the star
Yeah, I am so I'm gonna make sure you never I'm gonna make sure you never
Man, what I gotta do how many straight from Tel Aviv. Yeah, I'm just kidding. Yeah
I'm gonna disappear before some actual cursors
get along bro what do you mean good luck I told you punch over you just leave the
fucking game yeah you got it I believe you just leave the fucking I told you
we can't go on the guy believing you that I'm not even kidding that's gotta
to be against the TOS a foreign a competitive car report that or no
I mean listen you see how they do some of someone read through the whole
see how they I'm gonna hit my connect on God I'm gonna see how they do shrink
slapping bro what connect nigga I'm gonna sit in 2018 you don't have a
connects no I can stand up 2019 2019 yeah hold on to it again
Alright, he's mental.
I don't need fucking nobody.
I don't need this shotgun.
I'm not even kidding, like they're not even fighting, they're not fighting!
Well, it seems like my game is just chatting.
On my soul by the way, like I'm dead serious, YoFornight, do you expect me, like I be talking
to y'all here and there, do you guys expect me to play like a land?
dead, like do you, deadass, expect me to play a fucking land? Like I'm dead serious, like
do you genuinely expect me to play a land when your game is this dog shit?
Yeah, that's good, isn't he a good boy, holy shit.
And the guy actually walked to the bathroom and looked himself in the mirror.
Yeah, bro.
He actually must have a humiliation kink.
Yeah, bro.
Hello, my name's Vino, I made a million dollars but taxes took fucking 500,000 of it and 300,000
It's my mom nice, but you 200 bands fuck yourself. I took my 250 bands that I gave my mom and I got it back in blood
You know what the fuck is this guy looking at right here this fucking chud on the bottom left of my screen
No, he's in here
What's up, bro, what oh, how are you feeling? How you feeling bro?
I feel good, bro. I don't fucking play this dead ass dog shit game ever again. Why do they invite me to shit like the program bruh?
Just don't even invite me bruh like dead ass. You can't even name those stream snipers like this game is just dog shit
See how fun fuck no
What do you think about that? That was pretty crazy, right?
Actual
In the fucking heat now
You know you don't think clicks is the issue anymore?
No, it's clicks and fucking Vina.
They're dog shit.
They're never going to win ever again.
Like dead ass.
Guys, I don't give a fuck if Lay's got third.
I'm going to make sure I IRL stream every division cop.
I don't give a fuck.
Wait, so he can't play?
He's never going to play.
I'm not letting him play.
I'm going to fuck.
Jason?
So it's a firm note of the program.
I'm not a message you know who right now and say no
Like that as they can't do shit against fucking stream cybers like what is this like I fuck a delay, bro
Even when I had a delay that didn't do shit. Everyone knows that
Have you heard about JT Thomas I'm coming though. It looks pretty sick. I'll be playing that bro. Oh, yeah
You are you a pro or content creator? He told you yet?
My pro or content creator. Yo, is this some type of fucking sick joke to you?
Am I a pro or a content creator?
I mean, there would be people saying you and Lacey should be on the same team as with no pro.
Like, it's the two of you. Like, the two of you are a pro.
I think that's fair.
You think you're worse than that?
I'm about to fucking ban you.
Honestly, dude, I'm not gonna lie.
You genuinely played good.
I just...
Did your teammate just runs around but doesn't say a word then I got a follow my tongue to slow down
He doesn't want to slow down. He's just saying the n-word every four seconds like
Remember what I told you
You were confused why I told you that his mom's black now, you know what you were confused at the time
I knew you'd figure it out. Okay, who told you to play with Venner?
Clicks left me at 3 a.m. To go do something with mr. Fucking beast apparently I guess it's everyone saying well
I was about to say whoever told you play with Venom is not your friend. I mean Venom is crazy as shit
I just think he was not gonna take it serious. Oh, so you're gonna tell me that after I fucking play with him
Do you I tried to find yourself before when Venom was always trying to find you so at the end of central
Would you like now I got Venom? I was like, okay
Do you want to turn it back next week and I find someone
it.
It's not weird.
Just two points and the full so far.
Oh, there's one tomorrow.
So you guys want me to get back on this game tomorrow like yo.
I'm not playing this game again like I'm dead.
So I don't think I could ever do this again like I'm dead serious this game is like listen. I'll play a program
Right. I'll play a program. I'll play like custom tournaments
You will never ever see me like play this dog shit ass game public servers ever again
I've been playing this for eight years and they do absolutely nothing to stream snipers
I put a delay on I put hidden matchmaking delay on I put a face scam full cam whatever it is
I mute audio. Yo, guess what? They still find me. They still find me.
You know what? I'll play tomorrow if I can get drunk at this point.
Like I'm not, I got to it.
I got a med kit.
Like I can't play this game sober.
Like I'm at the point now where I dead ass can't play this game sober.
Do you want to just pop track and not risk it?
like this game is so bad that I genuinely have to like drink or smoke to be able to
fucking play it I need to do like I need to get drunk while playing this my
girl protects me house for night nice I'm I'm gonna die
not so what place did ladies get chat what place did ladies get
Oh
You got them bro for
Yo, bro, are you good?
Yeah, are you there or no?
Am I here? Yeah, you get the house
I'm at the house. I'm in first movie right now. It's good, bro. Oh, yeah, we got to go IRL stream today tomorrow
tomorrow, the 29th and the 16th.
I'm not going to make it for the 16th. Can we figure that out?
Your fires.
I'm going to give it to Flo.
I don't give it to Flo.
This is unironically the most stacked game we've been in since the first one.
No, it's not. I don't think so.
It's just like five minutes left
You're looking for a new cameraman bro willing to pay you $1,000 every two months like the one that's a starting thing
Letting letting offers up right now
$1,000 every two months
You know here and there you'll get a host and you get to live with me and all the other guys
Holy 360 contract oh and and you guys got a sign a contract that says I'm not
liable for anything of any type of injury harm or nothing and you're gonna
be signed until you're 40 I'm just I'm done doing this shit
you did some maros easier yeah Janus Antipa Kumbadurubo the Milwaukee box of
trading Francis Icon and Body Porter this for my to the Miami Heat for Tyler
hero kill it we were jbjb coming to visit this three fast round picks he's
gonna be part of the heat I feel like Miami won the trade here no like no
No.
Yannis is, Yannis got traded at the heat.
Who's on the heat right now?
Yes, he did.
The Bronn, who else?
It's the Bronn and who else?
He's not going to the makers.
Bam!
Oh my God!
Bam!
I think everyone's going to rotate right into us.
That's pretty good.
Yeah, there.
I just fucking forwarded and I, I think I shit myself.
I'm gonna be honest with you bro. We're done watching basketball. We're watching soccer now. We're watching football
Bro the USA is about to fucking win. I'm gonna be honest with you now
Okay before I thought France was gonna win the World Cup now. It's looking like USA or Argentina
I'm gonna keep it a buck. I'm gonna keep it a buck. It's it my prediction is it's gonna be USA
It's gonna be CP vs. Messi low key
My guess is he's still injured or no?
Is he still injured or no?
USA and doing shit brother
Yo, call me LARP LARP so whore, but I know ball. I literally know ball knowledge
Yeah, yeah Argentina, okay this this this is a very hot take bro
Renato is not as good as messy guys. I'm just gonna keep it a buck. It's a hot take
Nobody's saying it right now, but I'm gonna give it a buck
That's a cold take yeah, you know who's actually really good
Sweden bro dude, they really just are so good at fucking getting all the balls in their net
Yo more than bro your team is ass, bro. Your team is fucking ass, bro. God damn, bro
I'm sorry. I'm just in a negative mood now more than give it up, bro. Sweden is garbage
I love the fucking state, bro, but their team sucks
I'm not even kidding
I'm about to pay someone a million dollars to win me another FNCS. Just like a rub it
What the fuck was that?
All right, Rob come down like bill coming down saying nothing like letting Ron try and keep up
So what's the best situation Ron could have still played better? Oh, yeah, what's up, right?
I made a decision I'll play this game again, but I can't be sober playing it
I've got to be on some type of drug or alcohol to play this again, so I don't know if you can get I don't know if you
Can find me someone but I'm gonna be on something like I'll do it again. So tomorrow. Okay tomorrow. Yeah, bro
But I have to be I would lean I gotta be I would need more towards
Probably like Adderall wrong. Oh, I used to do Adderall, bro
I would start getting aggressive and I punch walls
That's what I would do bro if I got a yeah, I was gonna say not at all
I'm telling you what's better. Okay, you seem like a pretty like you see like a pretty fun drunk
But you're not gonna like manage it you go like and have it off a drink so like
Like a horny drunk brown guitar
How do you you don't know what I know you don't know what I get
Oh, we drank wine at the steakhouse and you grab my penis in the car on the way home
And I had to stop you do you remember this you had two bottles of wine two bottles of wine
Glasses of wine
And that's the one and tell them what happened later night while the oil was half empty and you had to open honey back it tell them
Bro look bro, this is public info brah. I'm known as shitty for like many reasons. Okay, bro. Listen, man
Ron, can I say this bro? I'll be the death kid. Go fuck it. They remind me of Celtic Shaq
So they remind me of Celtic Shaq. Can you win a rainbow six each worm again? Probably not probably not unless you're fucking
I'm not even kidding
Dead ass bro if I have something yes, I could win yeah, and if I have fucking unknown I could win again, too
Bell I don't know
Bro unknown will have to be some heavy leather for you had Vino and y'all yeah, and Vino dead ass didn't fucking care, bro
If you want me to find yourself in tomorrow, I can show ever
I'm playing under the influence. I'm dead serious like I'm I'm playing drunk
We will not let this game go.
There's another one?
Well, no, because yeah, because this is two days.
This is two days for division one, but division like all the other visions.
They have two separate days back to back.
That's what it's like.
I hold you so everyone gets a second chance to do this again.
Yo, give me someone who's good and carry me and I'm getting fucking drunk, bro.
Like I'm not playing the game sober.
OK, I think for I think for all of us, bro, when I say this, bro,
get up the lay and actually try to win.
Get up the leg and try to be a dude.
Yeah, get up the leg.
One second, the leg.
Who do you think you are, kid?
And stop running at everyone and fighting.
Ozzy literally said, yo, yo, I'm falling a fucking idiot
who's just saying the n-word every three seconds.
Just screaming I'm a fucking idiot calling me a good boy
and shit.
Like, I don't know what you want me to do.
Like this game, like Fortnite makes me want to drink.
Like.
I'm literally going to the NA central leaderboard because it needs to be someone who's done,
if it's going to be like someone good as shit, it needs to be someone who did really well
today so they can do really good tomorrow and then finish on time.
I know someone who doesn't care about their life, they need to be like me.
Why?
Just get Bucky.
Why are you getting Bucky then?
Is he good enough to carry me?
He comes behind us.
Which way do you want?
What do you want from me?
Do you want something that doesn't give a fuck about someone as good as shit?
Bucky's good.
Like carry you like wall your drunken shit like he's probably gonna get high then as well. I'm like, I don't know how that's
No, don't make Peter lose. Don't make that shit over there
Don't make Peter lose if he wanted to Pete's in 17th on Central. I think we'll be pretty early calls my owner
Lacey ended with a delay wait
Lacey just ended take off his late. Oh, no, Lacey Lacey didn't show them get shit on
Wait, they're gonna get shit on
Lacey, was Lacey done? Oh, no, it might lose here. Um, okay. I mean, it depends. What do you want?
Do you want to win or like what do you want? I want a fucking robot. It's good
Confident if you get first place, bro, that's why I gotta get a delay. No, yo, yo, yo, yo, I'm trying
No, you're not no, ha ha, you know one second delay and ran at everyone in a tournament that is
Everyone bro. I ran at everyone. Yo, what are you talking about?
I have a dude who has a broccoli on his fucking head running around, bro
Set like just saying nonsense out of his fucking mouth, bro giggling running at people full speed. What the fuck do you mean?
Ninja is that a fucking epic employee wait what?
Wait to be hit wait. What did I just?
What?
I think we can get some tryouts going.
I think rabbit could be good.
Bulls could be good.
Acorn could be good.
No, no.
Cut the shit.
Vino is good.
You guys just need to try.
It's effort.
Vino is not going to try.
Vino is not going to try.
I'm not playing with him ever again, bro.
I would rather take four fucking coronas and shove it up my ass, bro.
You understand me, junko?
Yo, why don't I have audio on your screen share, man?
I'm like, am I going to go?
You want to hit Lacey break down how they died or you can break down?
I don't know.
No.
You offered me.
Like, I don't know, bro.
Let it out.
Let it out.
Let it out.
Let's hear it.
We give you a punchy back.
Lacey, that wall.
Well, he's got more.
He's got more.
I think he's going to finish on pace there.
Let's see.
Wait, where is he at?
Let's see.
That was a bad last game.
Top 50?
Top 100.
Let me see.
Someone.
So the problem was like the last game is one of the most important games and he kind
of just did bad and that's the problem.
Maybe you could hate watch Lacey, bro. You could win in that. Okay. He's he's in 30 seconds. Oh, yeah
Sorry, top 50 did one. So yes, he's top 50 right now. He'll probably hold on the top 50
He's through as well. Tomorrow's today and he'll call. Yes. All right, Steve on Chad's fucking water formats a long-ass day
But let me learn
All right, well, I'm gonna let y'all boys go bro, uh, right if you do this again, bro
Take it serious, please that shit was pathetic man
That's it was a joke one second delay running at people for no points on an even bro. Come on like I
Wanted to watch
Cameraman got first place, bro
It lays actually a first place let's take this real quick. What's that?
I don't know bro, but I'm gonna have to IRL stream every single day that if that's the case
I'm not even gonna give him a chance nice
He's literally he's got first place nice. Yo, I'm not kidding
I'm gonna make sure that he never plays a single day like dead ass like every single day where I also yo yo Ozzie
Send me every single day that fncs is going on because I'm gonna make sure that there's not a chance
You're six years. I was supposed to play tomorrow. What's the sick IRL stream?
Bro, I'm gonna literally just run around if I have to walk around the house for four hours. I'm gonna do that
I
Six kills they go to be a fraggy
Step a sick fucking joke. Hey y'all have a great night
Gonna be honest bro probably yeah, and then goon. Nah, it's not happening. You're staying on with me in him
I'm not even kidding. I think just bolts you just dials one of my balls solo. I'm not even kidding. I think balls can solo to div too
I don't know I'm not trying to be rude to you right now. I think both solo calls them to those chat
That's not even crazy and they're in second place right now. They call in a fucking an hour and a half
Apparently any type is he good?
Rabbit is very good. Yes. Rabbit is extremely good. How good? Yes rat very very good
Well, who's one of the best right now?
So rabbits doing with Colorado rabbits and IGL, but still fast as shit. Both is the frag up your rapid
Are you here right now? Is he here?
I'm out he is
Let me see, I'll DM him, yo, you and Ron tomorrow.
He's currently playing with Colt, he's cold to do it, oh he's in Canada right now though,
is that madder that much with West?
Yeah, so Rapid just won the Div Cup finals this week on Central with Colt, like he just
won Central two days ago.
Bolts will be faster and will get more kills, but whether that matters, but Rapid will actually
try to, Rapid will full try.
I don't know how he's gonna handle you, me.
Bolts will probably drive, I'm just kind of
sacrificing Bolts here, I don't even know if Bolts wants to,
but, I'm gonna check if they, wait, did Bolts just play West?
Bolts sometimes plays West, did he just play?
We're gonna find someone who didn't play Central,
I didn't play West after this today, chat.
No, I don't think he did.
Did he play West?
What's this about how he played West?
Bolts already played West.
The mods changed my title before I...
Bolts is down next time, he just said,
but he just played West today, so he can't play.
Is that a wrap in?
Is that a wrap?
Wrap is good.
Wrap is good.
What the fuck?
Let's see.
Wrap in your high ping though, aren't you?
It says wrap in here, we just fucking getting a pawn guide.
Does wrap in even hit it?
That burger, why the fuck are you on top of that right now?
Okay, let's see.
Do wrap and play West today.
Fuck wrap and play West and pour your chat.
That was best what this is, right?
Let's go to the West placement, yeah?
It is.
Fuck.
These guys are all too sweaty, man.
Who didn't play today?
Okay, so it might be time.
I don't know what you're gonna do.
Ron, but it might be time.
Oh, Peterbot is ignoring all my DMs, bro.
He ignored all my DMs.
Oh, really?
Like you tried?
Every single DM he's ignored.
Pete just played with Ryze today.
Pete literally played with Ryze.
Chad, what is happening?
Okay, wait.
This is one man.
You tried with Klicks's current duo.
What about his ex duo?
Let's see it.
Hey, come on.
burger get the fuck is in there bro what is this here we go here we go global
come on Higgs come on Higgs Higgs played as well holy fuck they play
with Cuff I mean just say the word I got you man I think we got this no I
bro so let me get this straight nobody nobody want am I just like wait wait
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
How many fucking pro reads are there?
So I'm not playing the Asian Jacket.
Yo, what is this photo of a read?
Yo, Fortnite tracker, we have to update this.
What the fuck is that photo of a read?
What?
Yo, Fortnite tracker, get on that bro.
I couldn't even tell you that is.
Okay, replay two.
Oh my God, Chad, which,
who is good on central who didn't play?
Yo, they're saying Rapid said he's down to play.
Is that true, Chad or no?
No, you're getting one guy.
Rapid really is locked with Poyo now.
Rapid played today on West with Poyo and Div1,
We can't play this way tomorrow.
Muzz? I mean, Muzz might be a good one.
Muzz would be a good one, actually.
Yo, Higgs, type Oliver OG one more time,
and I'm going to ban you in Clix instead of everyone's chat, bro.
Like, I'm timing you out for 30 minutes.
He can still play.
You can't play this way, Chad.
You probably did 1x and lost you both days.
I don't think you can play this way tomorrow.
Oh, my God, why Muzz didn't play?
Nice.
Gc, you've been waiting for me.
Muzz.
Hi, this is going much good.
No, the vibes are great, bro.
Thank you.
Thank you, bro.
I actually must appreciate it, bro.
What a Koopa.
Wait, Koopa might be crazy, too.
Wait, Koopa is a crazy one.
Koopa, I think it's actually the best duo to play with
if you're a creator.
Like, actually.
Him and Zemi, it's fucking...
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie.
I'm gonna get a drink while you talk.
I'm getting alcohol in my system.
I can't do this.
Okay, come on.
Koopa or Mus?
And that has to be Koopa or Mus.
Holy fuck, how many bottles do you guys
have to have that shit from here?
What the fuck?
Okay, I'm serious, bro.
I'm becoming a fucking-
People played West, really?
I'm becoming an alcoholic, bro.
Like, I'm serious.
Like, call me an alcoholic, bro.
Call me an alcoholic.
You have two drinks in your hand,
but there's no an alcoholic.
No, bro, I just, I can't live without alcohol now.
Thank you, Jinx, for the rate, bro.
I thought you were gonna blame that on Jinx for a second, man.
So what's, okay, so you say you're on the influence
of science tomorrow, what are we feeling?
Is it a kind of, is it an edible day
or is it an alcohol day?
What are you feeling?
I don't know.
I can't tell you.
I'm not gonna do both, bro.
Like I just need someone to carry me.
I think Maz is a good option.
I think Maz is honestly a very good option here.
Let me ask him.
I need someone who literally, I'm talking like,
can carry me, can play without me, will not troll.
That's literally Maz.
Yes, that's Maz.
He is the best, probably the best solo player on NA
and also won't troll.
That's Maz.
You said that about Fad's people.
If this is me.
No, but they're all busy too, but no, that is must.
No, must is the best solo player on NA, basically.
This is must, I'm not kidding.
If this was me, I'm must, yo, yo, going stream.
Tell them I'm must, don't stream, we'll see if he's down.
No, this is must, if I'm you right now,
it's fuckin' million dollars,
I've gotta make it a div too tomorrow,
I'm playing with must.
So is that not crazy?
That's a good take, come on.
I gotta make a boss call.
Someone got a known bro, please.
If you haven't got Pete, I swear it's Musk.
Bro, this dude, Pete fucking hates me.
He's just like-
Yeah, why is he ignoring you?
I don't know, bro.
Like, seeing money, like-
Okay, Musk, we have a proposition.
Tomorrow, do you think you're able to carry Staber and Aldo to Div2 on NA West, but he
will be under the influence?
Not my joke.
I'm a joke, Chad.
Get us a fucking joke.
I think you got this but I don't have what you had you had you on central today. Please tell me you're up there on later
But what's qual it's like three something to know to 40 is 240
Oh, we got it. There's just wing games. Yeah, it's like
Yeah, you're in your eighth right now. You're chilling on central you got time you can stop central early
No kill points. No kill points. It's pure placement. He wants you to play like a pussy like he wants you
Whatever you say, I will sit there. I'll sit in a box. I'll literally I'll play with my thumbs, bro
I'm not any kidding. I will personally just I'll be I'll be your little bitch, bro
I don't fucking care. Okay. I think mother say I think this works. I think mother say it works
I think mother's down. I think we got months locked in
Cuz mothers and mothers were eight right now
Mother's eighth on central two so he can just like start tomorrow get a few good games if you had to start on time then most likely
I think this works
Must I need you lock the fucking note cuz I didn't recommend Venom if you don't do it though
I'm gonna it's gonna be on me wrongs gonna yell at me not you
That's good
So much. What I don't know bro. I don't know what yeah much fortnight
Yes, must just went to the last lane. He's been to every land. Yes. What is good? No burger, bro
Right either
Yes, I think was your best option. I think genuinely I think honestly this crazy change has gonna be like oh fucking
I think it's better than Pete cuz Pete will troll your shit. Muzz actually won't troll your shit. That's the thing
Muzz will try hard
And that's what you need right now. Any of these pros are good enough if they give a fucking up to do it
Come on, you picked Venner
You know, I don't know why people are saying I picked Vayner. Yo, you guys told me he was good until I can fucking cute with him
He's good. He was flying. Just he just didn't care enough to try
Muzz will try, Muzz will try, dude, Muzz is the motherfucka, Muzz has got 50 solo victories,
this motherfucka tried hard in solo victory cost for 5 years to make 5 grand total.
Trust me, he's got the passion, like this is nothing.
I'm getting told to fucking like play with Faxity, yo, do you want to get banned?
Like I'm dead, I'm gonna fucking freak out, man.
Wait, Laze can play a division down.
Why do you-
Fuck is the A.I. stream summary of my stream, Stable Renato is 11 hours deep, fully cooked
and hunting for a dude who could carry him, drunk through tomorrow's division cup, world
cup hot takes in between.
Yo, what the fuck is Switch doing, bro?
I mean, is it wrong?
Like this is a joke, bro.
I mean, this is a joke.
It's just fun to hear Jeff.
K3 I respect you bro. Yeah, me and Ron would have this shit, but I'd be like too easy. It's not enough content
I like that guy I respect that guy standing play with Aussie, but I'd be like too easy
We need muzz to make it more exciting. Bro, you would I think you're okay
Your option your best option right now
I'm not even kidding is lays with a fucking proper delay locked in being a pussy or muzz. Those are your choices
And I think muzz is a good choice
But I put a lot on the line here
I'm gonna look at it if it doesn't happen
I'm really about to play this game again. We should yeah, my dad has about to play this game again
He's did three read it's deep three to deep two read
Do you think Mars can carry run from tip three to deep two? I think I'm gonna do that solo
You're not reading your law. I'm not even kidding if I got out of division one
I promise you division two like you're gonna see a fucking beast
The kills the worst. I mean you're gonna like yes
Yeah, right on you locked. I swear you just played West in you. I saw you just played West
Do not lock. Oh shit. Okay. Well, you got read now as a choice to who's better read or must bro
Who's not gonna troll my shit? Who can carry me drunk? I
Mean they're both fantastic options chance gonna say read I think but they're both good options. I think buzz actually
I'm not gonna ask still think buzz
But wait, okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, can you play on time there?
How are you doing on central today? Can must play tomorrow?
No, must came where's readout. Let's see read. Where's read on central right now?
He's in 76 choose a viewer brought this point. Oh
I forgot read a mother beefing right now. This is bad idea. I totally feel like they're beefing
Wait, what are they fuck is it? Well, they're contesting each other right now. They like they're dropping on each other
And you know how we can back it's
Rees Belgium certified that is true
Chill chill take my two sons fighting chill
Okay, I'm feeling buzz I think I think muzzle do it. I think read Ken, but I think I read I think you'll care less
I'm sorry. I know you'll care less
Guys, I'm not fucking loose like shut up
The good of options read a muscle to good options now
If he picks one of them, I can do well, I can then just wrap my hands with this.
You had bold rate 99X playing today as well, like fucking out dude.
Wait!
Laced and win!
Laced and win!
Good bro, fucking.
Okay, second.
You can't even win Div3 West, that's crazy.
You used to be nuts.
You an ad-libber?
Why am I doing, what happens?
Why is she fucking stuck in the front?
Listen, I'm now in a play with Muzz tomorrow, but I'm not kidding.
How many more division cups are there?
So these are the last ones for the two week break
and then there's more, let me check.
How many more?
Cause this might be my actual last dance.
Oh my God, I don't think I can.
Wait, no, there's none more, I think.
There's FNCS.
I think actually, I think tomorrow's actually the last one.
Is it none?
No.
Then there's, wait, no, there's more.
You've got one, you've got four more.
Four more individual ones after tomorrow.
I genuinely don't think I can play this game anymore.
Like, I'm not kidding, like,
does my chat even like seeing this anymore?
I'm dead ass man. This is like aids to my brain like this is like straight drugs like
Sent to my brain, bro
This is your seventh law stance, but I'm not gonna lie. You're addicted to shit. Yeah
How many times we heard this? I just want fortnight. Yo anyone from fortnight if you're listening
I I'm not going on a delay. I don't care what y'all say because it doesn't help that there is no no
But there's no purpose on the facts or no when the cues are two and a half minutes long
No, it's definitely a purpose. They don't know exactly where you are. They don't know exactly where you are
It means so much that is coping, you know it two minute delay and you would call today with anyone even not trying
Definitely matters. They can't see exactly where you are at every given second. You'll load out your health everything
Yo, someone at 10 with Leo someone on fortnight if you're smart and you want to like
Like look somewhat like a pleasable. Yo watch my stream. It's simple as that, bro
just please have one person just one person just keep an eye out you could
tell when someone does it please that's it it's all I ask you even have a tool
where you can literally take on and off the lay is more live you don't have to
end you have no excuse just run a delay then you won't then you know what's
even what better than if you die you're charged the lay by two minutes then
shit talking your two minutes by you're like calm down now you don't fucking
Tweaking in the moment. I'm gonna be I'm gonna be drunk tomorrow. I might be aggressive
You run a delay then goddamn don't let your chat rage make you as hot man
They want you to have a delay on that's how bad that's how you know is bad your chat wants to delay
That's how you know it's bad. They want to see you be back, but they want to see run on top
They want to see what Jinx he came to see today. I promise greatness
I was telling him like, you know, Ron actually used to be crazy as fuck
He's better than people think now and then they we got that give them greatness tomorrow. Fuck you. We got that
What do you mean? What the fuck are you talking about? We got that. What did you just like are you talking about? We got that
What do you mean look at the leaderboard?
We can do it, bro
No, no, don't do it
You just came 988 in Division 3 and a West
You just scraped up a thousand
Is this what you expected today?
It's fair to say this is not what any of us expected, okay?
Well, maybe some of you expected it, but I didn't expect it.
Come on, give us greatness tomorrow.
Put it to lay on.
Play with Muzz.
Go crazy as shit.
Muzz has carried Maiaz.
He knows how to play with someone who's like kind of being a seller.
That's my rank, dude.
Okay, he's had practice.
Long dumb tightness.
Nihao!
It's Nihao!
It's Nihao!
I'm like, I'm not even kidding Ozzy like I'm just useless
I'm deadass
Okay, you play on fucking hard mode you play with Venom off the back
I mean Venom didn't even actually he didn't yell as much as I thought you rage-banded him and you fucking know it
He was good at the start. That was fun you too
Tomorrow's my last dance bro like deadass and I'm doing this drunk
I'm I'm I'm I'm dead ass serious. I'm doing this shit drunk
Okay with a delay like this dude Pete messages me like I'm just messaging him
I'm saying like yo, bro wanna play tomorrow. Yo quick wanna play wanna play send him three gifts up banks dancing
Bro on the yacht and he hits me with the Kevin Durant pointing his thumbs down bro like this is some type of joke, bro
I
Think if he literally can't play that I think he wanted to but he unfortunately keyed up with someone else for West already
That's probably what happened
Oh
You really live five up out we're getting creative stop accents
You want me to get on creative mode right now and back this my fucking builds
How bad do you want it?
Have you started drinking now you can like practice it you can like get a bit tipsy now see how good your builds are and then like
You'll start working if it's mine. No, you're actually Aussie. You're actually right here. No, no ready? No, no, no
You're right. You're right. Let me queue up a game though. Let me just know you're you're actually right, bro
Let me queue up a game
You're like read I'll read some of the advice after your chat to like I can like read out some of the advice
They're giving you to like make sure that you know like what you should be doing differently, you know
Yeah, so drone set I'll have you guys pulled out as well and you guys can like give your advice and I was like
Read it out to run in real time so he knows to like do what he can do better
I think there's a better chance of lightning strikes through my window shocks me and like
Something happens and me getting on this game and like winning. I'm gonna be honest with you
What's what what are you feeling? We feel like a brain solo game or are you thinking like a 1v1 like creative 1v1 build 5?
No, that's not my soloist game right, I got practice.
Okay, yeah, let's see, yeah, let's see, yeah, yeah.
Okay, where should he drop?
Let's start getting the tape, like, where do we think,
where should Ron drop?
What can we improve on today?
Cluster Coaster's interesting.
You guys at the hunting level, you did tell me you were the second
greatest sniper in the world.
I was hoping I had a high expectations.
Yeah, bro, I had lost the sniper off the bat.
I mean, he, Venom gave it to you, you just have to give it back.
Yeah, and I hit my shots with it though. It's like you just cried
Yeah
You put probably hitting too many shots
Like make it look bad and shit
You know like you need like movie camera we can we can like we can we can we can't see the key problem
The screen sure but only 35 seconds on a ranked game, by the way
35 second queue. Yo, are you guys is there anyone playing this game? Just curious like there's anyone play this game
I
Like the skin choice though that that's a classic flak. Yeah, nobody has this
It's like people don't have bro. That's the thing about me man. It's like I'm an actual og you want to see some cushion?
Look, yeah, see it. I got shit like I said look og renegade raider to
everything
Do you have the gummy burn peanuts right there?
What the fuck are you talking about it? You work the fuck is a gummy spurt fucking peanut hurt, but what the fuck?
are you talking about who the fuck is this bro and my
comment about what do you mean I'm not even kidding can I how do I get rid of
this like if they're like I can get rid of this out of my item like that am I
inventory bro you can you can archive it I believe you can archive it yeah I'm
I'm playing against Marlon, I'm going to go for it.
These queues are sick though, this game is tough.
Two minute queue by the way guys, let's imagine what's about to happen bro.
I mean...
Can I shy hide my screen? Wait, what is this?
Oh you can refund stuff. You can get your V-Mux back bro.
So they give you infinite refunds on anything they changed.
Any skin right on there that ever changed you can now get your V-Mux back, here you go.
yeah my fucking money back you don't you don't see me here skin rich I gamble
this shit like their wagon gamblers this will be creative after that has
their creative map with a gambling component they have to be by now right
fuck is no it's the time they does T800 why do you own a bunch of these I don't
know because I gave this game my life
oh shady dog that's shit yo you have to go to see all the fire any fucking item
shot yo get the speed sneaker get the pickaxe that's just clean come on you
like 4,000 V bucks now that shit is tough look at that damn good combo bro
what else they got oh messy in the atom shop got it skin right there that's a
stash of sick emo I think you got that very shit that right now it just is to
Yo, yo, Ozzy, I'm in a three-minute fucking queue, bro!
Like, like, I'm gonna go fucking insane!
Tell me you miss this game, come on. You miss playing this game all day.
Nice. Let's go!
Let's go, bro. Okay, okay. Let's go.
Yo, who's code did you use when you bought that?
I don't know, to be honest with you bruh.
Did we even get a full lobby here?
44 players bruh, that's a stacked lobby.
Wait, wait, wait, what do you mean?
It's not a full lobby, I have a Q in this one.
Oh bruh, it's been a minute since you've played huh?
Full lobbies in here bruh.
You got this.
Makes it like, it's easy now, less people right?
Oh
That drinking yet
Wait, I think my mind back out those a kid there with those the Omega with the purple last bar you might be back
Yeah, oh, yeah, let me back up to get in the same fucking lobby, bro. Yep
let's see here let's go to Calamari fucking cuisine what is this called
all right job with you probably just a little bit late
I'll just go over here yeah that house is stacked that house behind me this one
yeah yeah that one's go good lead
Nope.
Got the glider.
You got this, see?
Perfect drop.
You got a few of them.
You got a few of them.
Yeah, this is some type of sick joke, bro.
Like, this is some type of sick joke.
I just sat with you for three minutes to, you know, like,
oh, no, no, no, guys, I should have run a delay.
Yo, so what's a delay going to do
to do when there's a three minute queue and everyone in the world to get in my lobby. This
is exactly what I mean. They like it doesn't make sense. They want to know the exact how
I do you win that if you got two minutes to get looted. I think with a full load out you
win that they're gonna find my skin. They're gonna just you win though full load out you
win that come on. I want to do you used to do it. I didn't I had a dude named unknown
You carried me. Oh my girlfriend's seeing a TikTok. What is it?
What the fuck are you?
Peter peculiar pickle party Peter Piper proudly prepared a peculiar pickle party at the party Peter picks plenty of plump perfectly pickle peppers
Pamela the picky pastry chef lightly place plates of purple plum puddings nearby
Billy's big blue balloon grouse and Bob between buzzing buffal bees suddenly sally's swiftly slid seven slippery silver
Spoolings across the shiny serving shelf seven. What am I reading this for like what like like I'm not really impressive Dan
I'm running OG skins route some shit that people don't got
This is the Benji skin. Yep
Yeah, what was your main skin? What was the skin you're most known for I'm trying to think what was your what was your skin?
Didn't claim a skin is this
or I was lucky I look he played borderlands a lot wait excuse me it's
Sacko Sacko
That's Christmas
No, no, no PS
PS PS
Nailed it nice there you go
clean
That is tough. This is a good skin. This is the mongo skin
Okay, yes
I need a poem is right now. Did you dream before that game?
Because I'm the whole point. Especially like practicing like tomorrow.
I'm encouraging this but I feel like you need to play under the conditions you will tomorrow.
This is actually like this one bro. Like this queue.
It's cool bro. You know you would think like, oh I don't know baby they would just put more lobbies together.
like I'm not even kidding give me admin on this game and I could change everything about this like I could dead ass make this game like back to what it was
Do you want a wide-ranking so dead actually they're like non-content farm shit?
What?
Every kid is in pubs trying to collect sprites, which is the burnt peanut sprite I was telling you about
So you're telling me there's kids that are on this game to get a burnt peanut sprite
Well, there's like this galaxy versions. There's gummy versions. They have like rare like hours where you get more of them and shit
Yeah, what the game hit at two million the game hit two million players two days ago because kids are addicted to the shit
You just collect them. It's just a flex on your friends
This game is tough
But you wouldn't last once you wouldn't win a game of pubs. You would not extract out of rare sprouting pubs
I don't even know what that's my real demons. I don't even know what you're saying at this point. I'm gonna be honest with you
I don't know what a sprite is. I don't know what like I'm just going in pain man
Lost the game, bro
This is the win. Yeah, bro, let's try this one out. Yeah a good job though. Thank you
You adapted to the new cut mechanic well, so what's the job for tomorrow where you must go anything?
um wherever he wants to go we're honestly like i just need to be like i didn't
be carried like a baby so funny enough the way you went today with Venom is his
py so you practice that already that's good
i think i think you go where you know i think you go where you know bro
Yeah, you're right, straight cluster, go, bam.
Nice, nice.
Okay.
What's the job? You don't for main building?
No, we're dropping for the dock.
There's a launch pad there.
I'm going to get it and just get out.
Oh, okay.
Poison said that.
Poison said that. That's fine.
Nobody's here.
Yes, he's here.
See, you're worried.
He's being dramatic.
But it's dead as nobody here.
Wait.
Wait, actually, what happened?
I don't know what happened.
How did I just get in a lobby with that listen wait they just banned everyone's what I listed one my sword is they just
I'm not even kidding
I'm not even kidding. Hey, what's your plan the problem dude come on?
Oh, wow, what is this?
just like, how the fuck, man?
Switch play only one, I'm just gonna warn you.
Hold on, I'm just gonna just like,
report you on everything, bro.
He's just sitting in my chat, minus five years.
You're just banned forever, like dead ass, like forever, bro.
Like four fucking ever, bro, forever.
You're never, like you're never coming back, bro.
You're dead ass never coming back.
You're bio and Twitch is Fortnite pro.
You're bio and no, no, no, no, no,
this is like the fucking stick Joe Codall.
Like what the three years ago?
Oh, it's what you do, bro.
I do not do it, I do not do it, I do not do it, I do not do it.
Right here.
Is he crazy shit?
I did one.
Man, Kevin, that's going on.
I did not do it, I did not do it, I did not do it, I did not do it.
Hey, come on, finish, honey.
I'm gonna get the next one.
Yeah, I'll start it up.
Oh my God.
What fucking time is it for him?
Let me wake up early for this shit when he needs British.
I don't know anymore, I don't know what he's doing.
What the fuck is 5.40 am?
Either go to bed or go back to bed.
What the fuck are you doing?
I'm telling you bro, like this is some kind of joke
Are you go fucking punctual stream slivers in this bitch they're getting up early for this shit sitting alums, bro
How do you play this game like actually
I don't, bro, like, I don't, like, I don't, like, this is what I'm talking about, but I don't get it, I actually don't get it, like, why would I not one developer, just one, just like, do something?
I actually don't get it.
Have you-
Am I what?
GG.
Do you want to try putting on a delight for two minutes and see what happens?
and see what happens.
You're gonna put on the delay for fucking arena.
I mean, just put practice on it tomorrow.
Okay, are you gonna want to delay tomorrow?
I think you actually have fun tomorrow
with like a two minutes delay on playing with Mars.
I genuinely think you'll enjoy it,
especially if you're a little bit sloshed.
Fuck.
Don't do it for this, but do it for tomorrow.
Save your mental now, do it for tomorrow.
Are you actually playing tomorrow?
Yes or no?
I just I just don't know like chat like that. So I really
You were excited to play today. You were excited to play today. Don't pretend you weren't I was I really
If you guys if you guys did better, you'd have fun, right? You will do better with months because he will try harder
If you put a two-minute delay on I just feel like I'm killing my career playing this game every day, bro
Like this shit is just killing my mental like I'm not even kidding
I can't even look at my chat properly, bro. Like I just look at them like I can't even describe it
You know, it's crazy. This is I've heard you say this 50 times, but five years ago. Yeah, like this is insane
Like bad bad negative thoughts, bro, like real talk I
Need some OGs and runs chance or agree like we've heard this conversation
This is the exact fucking conversation just five years later now. It's exactly the same
This is insane
Like I feel like I'm fucking having days off it was something I've been doing this shit for that long
I remember this I remember these exact moments. I miss up to you play tomorrow
I didn't play with muscle be fun. You can do the last dance the fifth last dance fucking pot four or five tomorrow if you really want
But I think you make it the last one if you don't have fun tomorrow. I think just call it
What else are you gonna do tomorrow what's your plan otherwise what else are you gonna do?
Hey, you got a cube are you gonna cure? No, you got this
Why you got a cure on you plug in you know what you're gonna get a victory out
Yeah, so that's about right now
And the Clicks Travis Scott Juice World bro like what is like bro, what am I doing man?
I'm turning 24 this year like I'm dancing to Rukai with Travis Scott Juice World during
the Gridity and Clicks bro.
I
Think these guys are clearly all your friends there. Yo, please guys just just don't kill me bro
That's one one quest this one request
This is a good job I said to you where we're going right now there okay
your your table you hit that port-a-port and go back up you need to
probably shouldn't give him the gun I just didn't think this kid was just like
this is like sometimes a joke right I'm just dead
I
Know this is a glass
So please
Come on
Yep, who's helping you? Oh, please? Please? Oh, please? Please?
Just please stop gritting and help me
Huge, huge, you're stacked!
You got friends!
Look at this, look at how nice of you was up!
Nice!
You win this game.
You're popping off.
Alright.
Just think about it, you already have more kills than you did in Squad F and CS Grants.
That's how hot you're popping off.
It's like, I'm like happy, like I feel good about myself, like I'm just feeling like, I don't know, just some type of joy.
And then like you just like take everything of that I'm happy with and just like destroy it, bro
All my hopes and dreams. It's like it's like bro. I like I finally do something productive
What the fuck is that?
I'm keeping you humble. I gotta make sure you don't get like too much me guys popping up too hot
No shotguns though what the fuck's happening? I'm not taking that shot
All right, you don't like this. Yeah, you got this. No, this is actually good. So you don't well see that's most lovely now
Now watch run a prediction. I win. I'm not kidding. You think I'm like trolling now. I win
See before I just didn't have anything. I'm telling you you up. Yeah, you this victory. Yeah, I'm gonna watch that bullshit
Me shock on here. It's game over
Okay, yeah, there's a gold shotgun in there gold strike bomb
You're 555
You're not gonna see me die. I'm not even sure you think you win this you in the piano
Okay
We're witnessing greatness here
This audio behind you. Why did it just oh wait he got
Yeah, there's someone here. That's okay
I was there, I'm in there.
You in this.
You don't even need a shotgun. Yeah, he's on D.
I think he's on D, he's in the other side of the house I think.
Oh no, he's down, he's down.
One is down here though, I think.
I'm in there, he's not in there.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
I was taking the pain in there, okay? That isn't...
You're back to hit some ass! Oh my god!
See the goat! See the goat!
Oh my god, that kid is some ass, holy shit, I don't even know what he mean. I'm sorry, it's probably a nine year old, but holy fuck, lock in.
Shotgun, it is pissing me off, I'm not even playing.
Fuck this shotgun, watch this shit. Oh yeah, that makes sense.
fuck what they talking oh okay okay
party we're disengaged there's time that's it if you thought you thought meds
I
Want to dance with somebody
If it's this winter for reason come on this air is also dog shit by the way, just heads up
He's one of these kids
He's right his ass.
Lobby him.
Nice!
Maybe he's shocked on his loot. He has extra faith I think.
He's lovely.
I'm dead aren't I?
Are you in this? Are you in this?
I'm scared of you, they're not even pushing the walls
Is this shit working zone?
No, no, no, no, you're getting freshness off it
It'll work now
You got enough to buy bigpots, pop the guzzle, and then buy bigpots.
Help!
Peach.
I think I think yeah, and then maybe say enough to buy one make.
I think I see a sweater man.
I think I see him say it.
Fuck it now.
There's mine.
No shock I'm not a
You know they did it be too easy for you trying to make it exciting for us as viewers
Yeah, you did not think the right though as well. There's the five you're right, bro. Thanks for the five
Told you brought like I'm in that mode that you can't stop me
I mean, I didn't know the vaults have good loot. I have no tabs in not vaulting combat. I even have a way
Why is it still much? This is your PY. Here's your PY. Come on. You know what the loot is here?
I
So you and Lays are running frosted like people in was saying and did free West they don't want to drop eggs
This is kind of insane jokes aside, this is gonna get like one shotgun, please. Oh
What is it gonna be a fucking AR?
Oh nice, it's not what I need
Take the vending machine
There we go, nice
Yo, so can I get a shotgun?
Yo, so can I get a shotgun?
I'm not gonna lie
We've got a shotgun.
Maybe close, not.
No.
Oh.
That's not.
He's running.
That's good.
I mean, I don't even want the shotgun.
Oh, I don't.
I'm trying to get around here.
Watch this.
Oh nice.
I wanted oh, what's in here?
Yeah, it's on it's one take
I've seen a life. No, so so
No, there's no shotguns on this map right now.
Ah, no they're not.
Oh, okay.
Here we go, I'm gonna come after me.
Oh, they're fine, he's done, it's good.
Nope, he's still shooting me.
No, they're gonna be fine. Look at that!
That's your shotgun right there.
Once you want the war, you're still gonna be there.
No.
Oh nice, oh nice some actual booth like I didn't take this
It's not great it's like worse than the OG tag
It's a shotgun though
No whoever better on me congrats bro congrats you won my haters are won my haters got us
one. They're scared of you man. My haters won. You won once again. Oh, okay, nice. So
there's a death. No, that's a pretty sugar. You kill that game, you get a shotgun. That
hit is the mouse. Come on. What's wrong with you? Look at this shit. Come on. That's your
shotgun. Nope. See? You never shot. Wait. That's okay. That's okay. This is not bad.
not bad but you got to be close to the fucking joke I think this guy has one
who's it keep filming that come on some rotated ramp slides down you destroy
play this game. You beat this kid. Easy.
You win this.
35 damage left for the HUD.
Oh, so this evil fucking fortnight, he's got a gray shotgun?
You are moving though.
This is the angel, go to the angel, that's going to have a gold palm, call it right now.
No one's going for it, he's going to have a gold palm.
I'm sorry about the guy that's boxed up directly underneath it.
What the heck was that kid doing?
Oh, hunting rifle. You were hitting shots earlier with that.
Is that actually good?
I mean you told me it was the second best sniper in Fortnite behind Thomas AC.
See hundred
Okay
Did you just be spawned oh five top five situation did you just be spawned?
Did you just he has the boots he has the boost he just sleeps in an area
Yo, he's going in on you. It's fine. He's scared of you another person running from me
Now brother look what happens when I don't what happens when I just like
So I'm trying to tell you guys, huh like this is what we want to see tomorrow
This is the run we all remember right that make some artist is this what come on?
This is the wrong. We all came to see
Like I fucking go to it bro
Gray shotgun to by the way
Don't I die here is a headshot like someone else got a rifle like I don't even see nobody
Actually hiding from you it's on space. They're gonna ever
Fuck is everybody
people like scared of stable Ronaldo bro yeah do you have an honest right oh that
way I'm just fucking like I don't even know bro I'm just go to it I guess
like where is everybody going to close out zones is you not most I want to be
one
They were both just right here in both of me.
It's the max.
It's nice bro.
I just maxed them, didn't I?
That was the same kid from the lobby by the way.
By the way, they're both just in zone.
This game is a joke.
I'm not even kidding.
Epic games, you need to just do something, man.
Entertain me.
Entertain me, bro.
like look at him bro he's just laughing bro he's just giggling in his little seat bro just enjoying his
fucking day same kid who's pickaxing me in the fucking lobby bro crazy buddy you actually
maxed it you hit 180 that is the max damage of a great pump you hit the perfect pump shotgun shot there
The fit is clean though, with the matching dog-
Can you just keep like, special?
I'm not kidding, this is definitely an eight year old.
My kids got the matching peely dog and everything.
He gets in and the confidence on this kid.
Oh, he's had a hot two off.
I
Expected oh, no, it's ranked actually maybe my good kick you might you know what's epic 1v1 come on
I may go underscore five four three two one
This is the kid from you earlier by the way, you got your friend from you LL
I don't know why you're not gonna kick down. I swear you're supposed to it's ranked
Maybe they go rid of that
like what the fuck am i watching like this is like butt vs. cheek
like what is this
the guy who killed you okay so this guy is the good the other guy is the good
because he killed the guy who killed you so he has to be the best one but this guy this
guy is him
okay why is he gonna actually send me these
go go wind their face first
Oh
These kids dead ass don't know how to
This is like like like bro like this is like sad man
And he's just hitting a fucking ego, bro.
It's a fun fight.
I'm a good fight.
I'm a good one.
Yo, this kid is him.
I actually am not even kidding. This kid is the guy.
Holy shit.
That's enough of this game for us.
That's it. I got a call as well.
Well, I mean, I'll make a group chat with you and Muzz.
You guys can, like, start talking strategies and shit ahead of it tomorrow.
I think you got this. You'll be great out there.
You almost had that win.
Just do the guy by remember that fnc. It's been there for a reason. Okay. Thank you, bro. Thank you
Like I'm not even kidding
Maybe it's me dead ass like maybe it's fucking me
Like the old dead ass seriously want me to play again, this is the kid that killed you
So
I
This kid is so hate to wear the I show speed skin
No, like this I'm sick stomach right now, bro. I'm sick to my fucking stomach
Who just ran into a belt, bro? Who just we just rang his fucking doorbell, bro
Thank you for the raid Aussie did he actually read me
wait why is this clip so long like what is this where's he running off the
camera wait I just realized it's a fake room it's a green screen this isn't even
his room I'm like I'm sick bro I'm actually sick this is I don't get it man
I'm just bad, bro. This is you right now. What is it, bro? Is it some type of joke?
I lost everything like I'm dead ass wearing the same shirt same headset same fucking life three years ago
I failed my chat too, bro. I just failed y'all so bad, bro. I fucking failed.
What is this clip like that's just like what is this
Keep up the vibes what bro
Oh my gamecash
Get an endgame like this
You can tell Stable Vanodo wants to live.
What does that fucking mean?
Like bro what does that fucking mean?
Yo alright.
Highlights
I
Why did someone just get named Ronnie Netzen yahoo just y'all this is not what's gonna go on number one number one
This is not who's gonna get five subs number two. This is clear as they fucking edited like you guys
You guys, yo, this is like sick in the head like this is genuinely sick in the fucking head
You took time out of your day to look up this fucking, yo, honey do bro
Thank you for the 10 gifted finally someone in the chat. Who's really beautiful, bro
Thank you stable crows with the five gifted. Wow all the gifters coming out at once
Thank you, bro. Thank you for the 10 gifted and five gifted much appreciated man. Thank you
To time out of your day to fucking like
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No, but you got that you got it, bro
I
Is enough of Twitter today is enough that's actually enough that is obviously not real like I'm I'm Doug clickin this shit man
That ass bruh
Did you see this what?
I'm the Bay Harbor bugger
I'm the Bay Harbor bugger
Dexter I'm the Bay Harbor bugger. I'm the Bay Harbor bugger
Y'all just hate me.
Y'all, I'm the Bay Harbor looker.
I'm convinced people hate me.
Like, I'm dead ass, serious people hate me.
I'm convinced y'all hate me.
Am I supposed to laugh?
I
That's enough today. That's enough. That's like, you know, all right guys. Oh
Looks like we're back tomorrow, what should we do in the morning before we before we play video games tomorrow
What should we do I can go live earlier, but what should we do?
What else can we do?
Let's take care
What can we do tomorrow oh
Oh Jim stream got it Kaine's got it yo guys anything like
Yo, bro, make a chameleon. That's not a bad shout
We have game night so for the schedule for anyone doesn't know tomorrow
I guess I'm playing again because of you guys go ahead celebrate
Wednesday, we have a 2v2 bro verse bro me and Jason verse Jinxie and Joe
Thursday, we have a game night at night with core hopefully
Um, so yeah.
Hopefully.
What should we do tomorrow, though?
We should do something.
Remember this for tomorrow?
Every single time I failed,
or felt like quitting,
I realized it made me stronger.
So my message to you is,
when you wake up tomorrow,
just give today a shuffle.
Give today a shuffle.
Just try it, brother.
Enjoy your days.
Enjoy everything.
Everything happens.
God, if you ever think you're not good enough, if you ever think you can't do anything, just
remember. If I can do it, you can do it. It doesn't matter who you are, where you are,
what you are. The question that matters is, are you are?
I am not the only traveler
Who's left and paid his debt
I know such a fool I'm trying to find
Take me back
Just just dead-ass keep going, bro
If you feel like tomorrow's your last day making your last day
But make that day count
Listen, bro
Just believe in yourself when nobody believes in you because if you don't believe in yourself, who's gonna believe in yourself?
If you ever feel like killing yourself
I
In another life, this may have been different.
I know you're thinking of quitting.
I know you're asking yourself, why is this happening to me?
Why does this keep happening to me?
Why do bad things keep happening to me?
Sometimes, bad things in this world are covered up to make you go through a test.
And that test is life.
And a lot of y'all wish you had another life or wish, you know, maybe in another life you could do it.
Why not this life?
Go out there tomorrow. Be the best version of you.
Don't quit.
Don't stop.
Don't give up.
What are you doing?
Hold on, hold on, let me get better one.
You're probably wondering, why am I here on this Earth?
What makes me go through all these things?
Why is God putting me through all this?
Yo, you're probably wondering to yourself, is it worth it to keep going?
Is it worth it to quit?
Question is it worth it?
It's just another word for is it worth it?
I got you hold on hold on hold on I gotta just... let me just...
Let me just...
Oh no, that's not it.
Yo, I think they saw me.
In my seven years of streaming, and in my 23 years of being on this earth, I've learned
that life is a process. Life is, has its ups, more importantly it has its downs. And honestly,
I wouldn't know what the ups feel like in life if you didn't have downs. A lot of people
People want to feel a high before they can feel a low, but they don't even know what
the high feels like because they've been so low.
Never give up.
Tomorrow will be worse, but the day after might be the day that you succeed.
And let me tell you, success starts, decide not to quit.
And it's a slow process, but quitting won't speed it up.
Do you feel like quitting?
Remember why you started.
If you must quit, if you must give up,
If you must stop what's going on in your brain today, if you tell yourself, I can't do it, you can't do it.
But one thing about me, is everyone told me I couldn't do it, and that's why I did it.
Don't stop just because someone told you you couldn't.
If you get tired on your journey, learn to rest, not quit.
It's not over when you lose. It's over when you quit.
If opportunity does it knock, he'll build the door.
You understand me?
You understand me?
Like...
You understand me?
Like Bill is your brother?
Like dead ass killed the door!
You
Moment you quit is usually the moment right before things start to change
This
you
you
you
you
you
You know, sometimes I listen to this song and...
I remember how alone I was.
They told me I couldn't do it.
I got called
Now look we did it that was my part of the deal
We got
I was so depressed and I've been just like faking being happy on streamers can be straight up one of my favorite streamers ninja basically kicked me while I was down
Also, also, Ronaldo was slated here not early, like 1 to 20th of our following, and it's completely irrelevant.
He tried to be a spider-all streamer and failed miserable.
And Ronaldo peed when he was fucking playing Fortnite.
I was so depressed that I wanted to quit so many times.
I remember when I told myself I can't quit.
A lot of people told me I fell off, which hurt me a lot.
I still remember vividly being in my apartment about a year ago.
I thought nothing could get better. I thought it was the end.
I remember telling my mom I don't know what to do. I was praying every day.
And I've been just like so depressed I can't get along with you.
Like what? Did I like how you had a break up?
No, no, no, no, no, like...
Like, I see it, bro!
Hey, what the fuck is sneaking up over here?
I'm sorry, bro.
I'm even like no one really even understands like me.
I've lost IRL friends, like girlfriend doesn't really understand me.
My mom doesn't really understand me, like so that's why I talked to my Twitch channel up.
I just felt mentally drained.
The most painful goodbyes are the ones that are never said and never explained.
You know, I remember sitting with Norf in Italy and playing her, um, actimie, and asking
her, you know, what do you think about the line that it looks like, and I was like, do
Do you think I can change this and change mine?
You know, it's a good song, it's not that good like my mom speaks to her for so long.
She's like, it's a good song.
This is just a, this is just a banger.
Like you gotta say what you feel, feel, feel.
Falling.
Dreaming.
Talking.
You know Steve, I know you want to cry all night.
Oh, I'm
Filing, screaming, finding
Reason to defend all of your fighting nights
Your promise
Goodbye boys
Wait, what is this? I just kept on
I
I
Martin, chill out, man.
Yo!
Martin!
Martin!
Martin!
Martin!
Chill out!
I'm gonna kill you!
Why don't you do it?
Spiders!
I'm gonna kill you!
Why don't you do it?
Hey!
Hey!
Come on!
Why don't you do it?
I'm gonna kill you!
Oh, we're good.
It's good, bro.
We're good.
Burger.
Burger, no.
No.
Burger, chill out, bro.
Burger, chill.
No.
No murder!
Chill out!
No!
Murder and chill!
Murder doesn't occur!
Murder, dead ass!
No, no, no!
No, no, no!
No, no, no!
Don't do it!
Don't do it!
Don't do it!
Don't do it!
Don't do it!
Do it!
No, do it!
Please!
Please!
Please, don't do it!
No, let me do it!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
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