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๐จ 2v2 AGAINST JYNXZI AND JOE ๐จ GOOD VIBES ๐จ WE HERE ๐จ GAMES ๐จ I WILL WIN ๐จ LETS GO ๐จ [twitter/insta stableronaldo] !po !com !sub
06-24-2026 ยท 7h 05m
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Yo, yo, I'm locked today. Yes minions dancing bro. There are some minions dancing
guys
For anyone who doesn't know pause the music pause the music yesterday stable Renoto qualified to FNCS
Yup, the next division, bro. Which means now I can fucking get kills. Bang! So next time
we play Fortnite, it actually matters. Matters? Anyways, listen, today is a very special day.
Today is the official.
Stable Ronaldo.
Jason Lowe.
Versus.
Chinksy and Joe Barnamaphosie.
We'll be playing a list of games.
Rules are, first one to get the five wings wins.
I want to play 2v2 GeoGuessr. I'm good at that.
I want to play 2v2 Spelling Bee. I'm good at that.
I want to play 2v2 Rocket League. I'm good at that.
I want to do 2v2 Mecha-Chameleon. I'm good at that.
I want to do 2v2 Push-Up Contest. I'm on that!
Yo guys, I have a question, instead of just like non-stop just like putting like GGs and
all that, why don't you guys like actually put something like positive like yo Ron, you
can do this shit.
You can fucking do this Ron, we believe in you bro.
Don't stop fucking believing in yourself man.
You're a fucking goat bro.
Today is the day we win a bro versus bro.
We are zero and five against Bro V Bros.
But today, mark my words, send me this clip
at the end of my stream.
Today is the first fucking day
that I finally take a win.
Today's gotta be like a memorable day.
Like Dead Series, like we're gonna look back
and be like, wow, he did it.
We did it.
The minions are gonna be dancing, everything.
The vibes are gonna be high, bro.
Good morning, Stable Renoto,
Not winning a bro vs bro, fries emoji, got it!
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I'm fucking locked!
Yo, Jynxie!
Yo, Joe!
Your time is now!
It's over.
It's dead ass over.
I'm not gonna lie, outlaw.
I'm not gonna lie, outlaw.
I'm not gonna lie outlaw. I want you to clip this right here. Can you clip this for me? I?
Want you to clip this right now just for me just for me, bro, please
My name is stable Ronaldo Ronnie Nets. Yeah, go ahead giggle
Today I will be getting my first bro v. Bro way
I've lost five different times
I've lost against XQC. I've lost against Jinxie. I've lost against Joe. I've lost against Ludwig.
I've lost against... Who is the last person? I don't even remember at this point.
I lost against fucking...
I do not lose against Sina. Go fuck yourself.
Listen, the moral of the story is, today I'm claiming my first ever win in a bro vs. bro.
If I don't win, I'm going to not only take my life, I'm going to never stream again
and I'm never ever going to play a video game again, okay?
Mark my words.
I put that on Scorpi.
I'm off.
I'm dead ass, like bro, there's no stopping me.
Like this morning, bro, like, bro, I feel good, bro.
This morning I got a massage by my girlfriend
with a little bit of a happy ending.
You know what I'm saying?
I fed burger, burger was giving me kisses.
He was loving me.
Life's just fucking good, bro.
There's no stopping me.
There's dead ass no stopping me today.
And I'm getting sent to Instagram real by Lays.
Like what is it, bro?
Can I be the one you call?
If you ever want to fall can I be the one you call if you want to be a star I can tell you what it
What the actual fuck am I looking at? Can you please explain to me what I'm looking at, please?
Like if you ever want to fuck one angle, bro, just get this shit off my the big red, bro
This looks like drew wall, bro. This looks like drew fucking wall drew wall like was a cheeto dead ass, bro
I'm fucking ready. Are you pre-ordering stable rinodo?
GTA 6 will be available to pre-order tonight at midnight
Yo, miho. It's actually happening. It's actually happening. It's actually happening, bro
Now be honest with me or you're playing this shit every single fucking day. I'm gonna be honest with you
There's no world
There's no world where we don't play this bro. This game is not a fucking peak
This would probably be the best game out for how how many years you think
Generally serious how long will this game be like the best game like this is gonna be like this is it like
Peak isn't a word to describe this like what word can we describe this like this is like life changing, bro
This is generally life changing like no troll bro life changing life changing
This is gonna be life changing bro. That's not D1. When did GTA 5 come out? Someone tell me this is generational
My theory with GTA 6 is that when it comes out, you're going to be able to have sex in this game, raise a child, and you can actually raise him starting from zero to all the way to 18 years old.
And the time the game is 18 years old, there's going to be a game called GTA 7 and that's when your character evolves into the new game.
Yup. I'm actually spinning ball right now. That's actually good. That's actually good.
That's good news right there. Low key.
Yup. Yup. That's actually not even a bad shot.
Neymar is playing today. Say you swear. Shout out Neymar. I actually love Neymar. He's
the greatest footballer to ever touch the earth. Now ask me anything about him. I
don't know a single thing besides he's got a jet. So don't worry.
Now my question is, if your girl plays GTA, does GTA bodies count?
Because this game is about to be a whole different type of environment.
Right?
Like, did GTA bodies count?
Like, let's be real here, right?
Stream faster.
That doesn't make any sense.
I don't know what that means, bro.
Yo, Trev, Trev, Trev, they're gonna gift it subs, bro.
Same birthday as Ronnie.
Wait, Vass?
What are you talking about, bro?
Piggy, click this.
What?
Dude, I'm no normally broke all on don't hurt. I tried he doesn't you know how much I call oh
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Miss you, bro. I don't know like if you change your number if you forgot about me
No, let's do something. Yeah, like maybe a person
This might be the worst edit ever because it has 17 likes I'm gonna be honest with you
like I would continue this video all the way to the end but it all has a 17 likes so we're
just gonna stop it.
I'll be honest bro.
I don't know bro.
Wow Ron didn't know you had such an ego.
Can I get a photo?
Yo, Ron, can I get a photo? Stop fighting, Ron. I need a photo. So you're asking?
Ron, why are you ignoring me? I'm in the stable to call him, bro. Yo, okay. I'm just a baby.
Yo, this is what my viewers sound like. No, no, no, this is yeah
I'll be honest with you, bro, like I'm just a baby. Like bro
This is this hit no, no, no
This is who's make this is who types in my chat calling me like fat ugly like chop
etc bro like this is like this is what I mean when I say I can't take you guys
fucking seriously like deadass bro like this guy is asking for a photo while I'm
playing fucking Fortnite also who the fuck is this what skin is this bro who
they fuck is this like deadass bro who the fuck is that man
what you literally cut me saying the word snicker like the fucking candy I
I remember this bro like so I'm trying to be fucking weird bro. So I'm trying to be fucking weird, bro
So I'm trying to be fucking weird
Burger, what are you fucking doing that tight acid?
My bad, bro. He's just like twerking bro. My bad, bro. Listen. I'm off the energy drink right now
I haven't eaten bro. I'm not in GC's bathroom. Stop asking me
GTA 6 will cost $80. Wait what?
The ultimate edition will cost a hundred dollars
Is that like you think that's worth it? Like is that like a deal or is that like kind of fucked?
I don't think that's that bad bro. Like honestly for how much content the game has like is that that bad of a deal?
$80 now the thing is this is true ready watch this. We don't want market manipulation though
I'll be honest with you. No game is worth $80 besides GTA
So I better not see like other games like try to like up their fucking price because
No game is comparable to GTA 5 like our GTA 6 like I won't be honest with you
But a hundred dollars that's kind of a lot of money
Should I buy like 10 copies for you guys so that I could give you that ass try buy some so I can give you some
Grand theft auto 6 locks several stores including tattoo chefs mod shops and custom vehicles bought
Considering that they're also going to require ID verification to play it's gonna be the
Rockstar just confirmed that GTA 6 will be the first game in history to require a mandatory government ID verification.
Wait, say on God, is that fake? That's fake, right? That's actually fake. Yeah, that's fake news, bro.
And also, by the way, nobody ever puts their real fucking birthday in video games.
Like, when I'm on Steam, I never fucking like... Bro, nobody ever fucking puts their shit.
I don't know who half of these people are. I'm going to be honest with you. Like, what
happened to this shit? Who remembers when like the 21, is this out right now? Is this
out right now don't tell me this is out oh no oh no it's revealed i was not gonna say
marlin grab marlin and flex streamer energy before the yo marlin is in a fifa game i'm not gonna lie
What the actual fuck is this bro?
You know what bro?
Whatever whatever puts the whatever puts the billions in the fucking pockets can I get a retweet like dead ass?
Whatever put the bill billions in the pockets bro dead ass bro
Go play this so you guys want me to get on FIFA heroes and mobile you guys want me to get on a mobile game right now
It's a play that's what you guys want me to do you guys want me to get on a fucking mobile game
Yeah, bro, you might as well eat my fucking penis bro talking about like I get on a fucking mobile game, bro
Is that the silver surfer? You're a dick writer, bro
The candy man is oh shit is that a cavity
Yes, we'll go the fucking dentist bro yo chap be honest. Am I annoying when I spam that line you could be honest with me
Am I annoying?
Like, bro, I'm not like worried though about being annoying though, because at the end of the day y'all love me, y'all love everything that I do, and I'm like a fucking...
Say what you're doing from the company.
I genuinely love this kid.
If opportunity...
If opportunity doesn't knock, no, be on the door!
Not this yo chat if opportunity doesn't knock
Build that door can I get a mmm?
It's facts bro, it's facts if opportunity doesn't fucking knock yo build that fucking door bro
Jinxy and Oz you get hype over Ron slash muzzes win. Oh, wait, what say what you're doing?
Why is the quality like the fucking quality of like my butthole, bro?
What you mean
Yo, this is what I talk about when it's called a lot of love support brother motherfuckers always cheer you on when you're doing good
but not when you're in the bud bro fuck of you count bro make every
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Oh, you got 50 million subscribers I see you sound like you know normal dude
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Kind of respect that yeah, honestly, it's not heavy good life for 31 hours
like even though they get really famous are like yeah definitely the type of
people they bro acting like you've never seen his spring roll yes you just call
Jason's penis a spring roll that you just called Jason's penis a fucking spring
roll nick 830 has reportedly confirmed he was streamed GTA 6 even
without an option to stable swearing blood and other mature content yo Nick
830 bro we're tired of this like act that your family friendly I'm dead ass
Make it only fans bro do something get like bro. Like just do it already, bro
Just do it like dead serious. We're tired of this fucking act like you know damn well
He's like a crazy dude off camera like come on man
Come on, bro, like no am I lying like am I lying or no like dead ass here's y'all treat me like I'm lying
He got his anger cut off
Yo, I'm not kidding. Can you imagine? I'm not even trying to be weird, but I'm gonna be weird like imagine who just
You know how I get oh
Donald Trump defeats Benjamin Netanyahu in a sork fortnight skin tournament after a decisive 200 pump elimination
Like this is what gallons of water is being used for by the way is shit like this
I just want you to know like gallons and gallons and gallons of water is just being used to create shit like this man
Wait, miho. Miho. Miho.
Is this even possible? Like, are we gonna lose or are we gonna win? Like, real talk? Like,
they're really, if we lose, I don't know what I can do. Like, genuinely serious? Like, I can't go out again, no?
Yo, what the fuck?
Staple Ronaldo is 0-5 in bro vs bro and treating today like a championship, chat's doubting
with Fry's emojis.
The fuck?
Nobody's even putting fucking Fry's emojis in my fucking chat!
The fuck is this bot talking about?
Fry's emojis!
I'm
Not like you're just like bro. We need this emote Keck burger
Yo, do not add this to my no do not fucking add this to my fucking thing bro
This is not gonna be an emote bro. This is not gonna be an emote, bro
I'm not adding this to my fucking thing bro. I already see enough Kecks, bro
What is this guy, but I'm gonna be honest with you if anyone ever lays their hands on me
If anyone ever shit talks me
If anyone ever tells me oh you are like a certain thing they talk shit to me in person
I'm beating the perks off them
Right now I like you have to slow mo it or what like
Yo, you have to slow mo no
This chat's wicked bro. This chat's wicked. It is 1147 a.m.
Like this is the earliest I've been live and God knows who long and this is how I get treated
This is how I get fucking treated
This is the earliest I've been live and fucking forever, bro
And this is how I get fucking treated go fuck yourself chat
Yo, please rose there way I can block all this shit out like I'm dead out serious
There way I could just block every time what the fuck is this thumbnail?
Who did the last XXL?
2025.
Who did this shit?
Cypher with G.Lo, Ray Vaughan, Aime Trippin, Sama Racine, and YTBFat.
I
Yo, speaking of little TJ and Fett, he gets popped up.
Didn't he make like a song like remastering Drake's deep sleep Janus freestyle?
Didn't he like, I saw this on my 4u page and like, I don't know if he's gonna shoot
me, but like, yo this might be, yes it's fire.
It's good?
Yeah
Actually, this is like promo I'm not even gonna do this but it's like I feel like I'm actually promoting like this is just like
What is the most replayed in this?
I'm not trying to go to the beach, dude, baby, I'm not gonna walk out.
Why would I worry about cars when I'm in the studio, fuckers on goals?
Yo, bro.
Alright, yeah, man.
Why would I worry about trolls?
Yo.
Yo, whatever, bro, whatever that means.
I
But you taste six is gonna be so fucking good. I'm badass. Yo, are we ready to call or no like this 2v2 bro versus bro
I'll be honest with you bro, where are my deads like what the fuck is everyone even doing right now warming up
First ever solo wins way since returning. Yeah, this guy's the actual
I'm playing how pros play and I'm sitting imagine starting your day at 11 50 a.m.
And the first thing you do is get on solo fucking for tonight with pond ponds using bandages in the fucking storm
You're actually just a burger. There's zero chance. We lose right?
You know, she was asking if we wanted to do a kill a kill race today for fortnight
Is that fun or no like
Mike, thank you for the seven months.
Brent, thank you for the two months.
A kill raise.
But, bro, I'm gonna be honest with you.
I feel like he's gonna get, just, we're all just gonna get stream sniped.
Like low-key, no?
Aren't we just gonna get stream sniped?
I'm about to take my first shower in five weeks.
Wish me luck.
That's not something that you should be proud of, you fucking disgusting fuck.
JC gonna qualify as a Division II before Ron.
Are you fucking stupid?
Are you fucking did you not watch yesterday?
Brother go watch the new video like what it's a key label it. I
Won FNCS good titles bro. This is dead ass good titles
See this is good fucking titles, bro
This is good for your titles in bro. We won bro. We yes one
One row we won that's not cap, bro. That's not AI slot
Yo, dumb fuck, I put hard earned time into these videos and all this editing for you guys to disrespect me!
Bro, this is what, like...
Are you deras?
Stop disr- Why do I see a golden score above me?
Oh, it's when he gifted a hundred subs. Wait, that's actually love. What the fuck?
Yo, should I re-enable my sub-alerts or no? I lowkey like hearing them. Anyone else?
Like, I don't know what it is. I lowkey like hearing it. Anybody like, listen, ready?
Watch someone stop right now watch what happens, right?
You know what time it is this good time, okay?
That is that is to get removed that is to get removed. I don't know why that's still a thing
Thank you for the five gifted, but I don't know why that's still a thing. Let's go to so
Yeah, that's not what we're gonna do bro. No, that's not
No, that's not I'm not gonna have like are there still like alerts for like all these gifted like what is this bro?
Julie, they give it a 5 out of Diff the Dab, Dab, Dab, Dab, Dab, Adams.
Damn bro, we're four subs off 30K.
Who wants to do it?
Ready?
Go go look for the sub.
Go go look for the sub.
No good luck for the sub.
Laura with the twitch prime.
We hit 30k subs for the 19th time.
Let's go!
For the 19th time!
Let's go!
Jasey Yelvelin with the prime gifted thank you so much.
Julie with the 5 gifted thank you so much.
thank you so much everyone say thank you we did it oh my oh my TV's fucking
muttered you know what are these notifications no outlaw maybe change
these notifications like bro like what are these fucking notifications bro like
I don't want to hear that if I unmute my fucking notice bro don't go look for the
like god damn bro my TV fucking muttered Joe is live good bro we're
almost ready soon fuck when I blow fuck they see all right all right bro this is
just this is actually ridiculous this is genuinely ridiculous what did you just
make my sub alert a seven fucking 11 walk-in sound effect are you fucking
stupid no no no that's not that's not
funny no that's not I'm not gonna listen
to someone guys you know yo change that
fucking sound bro change that sound I'm
not gonna listen to that every time
somebody fucking subs row please go yo
yo it's good bro it's funny get you
get your laughs out before it gets
disabled go ahead get your laughs out
Yep, go ahead get your laughs up, huh?
Do we get reimbursed for PO?
Do you get reimbursed for sending me PO box stuff?
What the fuck are you talking about?
What the fuck are you...
You have five seconds to change this before I freak out.
I'm dead, I serious.
Go on, what?
You stinkin' dear boy.
Uh-uh, alright bro, I'm not.
Yeah, bro.
This is just
So this is like sad man like am I just like a punching bag to the streaming world like
This is just genuine
This hearing the you good mud sound effect now, bro. Like this is just
For the majority W customer service, okay
It gets your chat engaged you think I give a fuck about my engagement on my chat you guys all you do
May I get a double gulp cup slurpee
Double you alert
This is just like this is just like
This is just
This is some type of joke bro. This is some type of joke bro like this is some type of joke bro
like this is
No bro, you're him, you're actually him bro.
Can you stream harder bro?
I need more content.
Yo dumbass, we're about to start a bro verse bro.
As a matter of fact, I'm calling the group chat.
Go go look for a song.
Go go look for a song.
Who the fuck just messaged me?
The fuck is- Yo, hello?
Zombiell, yo that's not my name bro.
yo are you nervous for this bro bro I'm not nervous at all bro you woke up and
you started your day with fucking fortnight like right you're actually a
twerp like that's right like I would dead ass like put you I do a swirly in
the bathroom with your fucking head brother you're actually a dork yo I
can't I'm sorry but can one of my mods please disable the sound please
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Thanks, bro.
Well, you know, you realize that I'm just literally just
used to that. Yeah, you realize, Joe,
Bart is just you attached to us run to right?
You fucking dork.
Go fuck yourself.
Oh, good luck for the sub.
This is going to be peak, bro.
This is going to be generational.
Yo, so what game is Jason good at?
Like Valorant and League, right?
That's it. Oh, wow.
Well, wow.
What is that?
So what makes him good at Valorant League?
What?
No, no, no.
So what made it, well, it made it seem
that he would only be good at Valorant League of Legends.
Because Jason told me he's good at Valorant
and League of Legends.
What are you trying to say?
No, bro, I'm just curious, bro.
Spin this.
What are you trying to say, buddy?
I'm just kind of curious, bro.
Like, what else did he play?
Tekken?
Like, goddamn, bro.
Yo, I'm ready to win.
Yo, I'm not even chasing his bathroom, bro.
This joke is it needs to die. I'm timing up for 30 minutes, bro. I can't
Yo, listen, I'm ready, man. I'm fucking no bro
You dump on that bathroom all the time, but it was cleanest thought while you were in there
It was cleanest. Yo, by the way, I left my hair product in your bathroom. I need that back
Where product is it? It's like this shit. That's like it's just like it's like a dust shit that you putting your hair
I don't know how to send me your send me your mailing address and I'll send it in your next PO box opening
And I'll say from Jinxie. So you're gonna so you're gonna resend me
I haven't used it, bro. It's still you haven't used it. Yeah, you're sick in the head, bro
You're run, I actually wanted to ask you this what is a day in your life, bro?
Like before stream after stream like what do you do? Okay, so before I start my stream
I usually go to the gym
Once I'm done with the gym
I usually go on my morning stroll through my private neighborhood where I open the gate and then I go up and down do a couple of health sprints
Then I go walk to my local coffee place and I get my
cold brew with vanilla sweet cream with almond milk and then start up my stream usually stream for about like
I don't know seven hours eight hours a day and
then right after I stream eight hours I
I do like a little bit of Pilates, you know, and then you said you stream eight hours a day, right?
Yeah, and then I also read a couple books and then, you know, call it a night.
So after your eight hours, you read books. So you do Hill Sprints, stream for eight hours, and then read books.
Correct. Well, well, well.
Well, Ron.
I don't even know if it sounds like he's on a Kinect 4.
Well, Ron, I'm on your Twitch tracker right now and you haven't done an eight hour stream
in one, two, three, four, okay, five streams.
Yo, what's up guys?
Yo, Jason, what up dude?
You peeping at Jersey, Jason?
Oh no, actually, I forgot to say this.
Yo, you need to cut this shit out, bro.
Oh, here you go again.
Oh my god.
Here you go again.
Oh my god.
Jason, it's one thing to go to a game and enjoy football.
Jason, you're a bigger larpere than me, bro!
You have six weeks!
Jason, name three players starting for Brazil tonight.
Brazil?
Close your eyes.
Yes.
Close your eyes.
Don't retake.
Close your eyes.
OK, OK, man, all right, man.
Close your eyes.
Three players starting for Brazil today.
Brazil?
All right, man.
Wait, let me think.
I know.
I know.
I know.
Vinny?
Obviously Vinny.
Obviously Vinny.
Fortnite ball now that's next.
We need a Raphinha, Raphinha, and then one more, one more,
he's looking through his head.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no.
And Neymar Jr., the second.
Yep.
No, Neymar's up.
Time's up, bro.
All I know is Neymar is playing today.
All right, and if he touches the ball,
I'm gonna fucking scream.
Bro, Jason, you took a picture laying down
next to a CR7 jersey, and then said he's asked,
And then two days later, laid down next to a messy jersey,
and then two days later said CR7s to go it again, bro.
Like, bro, I'm gonna rock you, bro.
Jason, kick aside and stick to it, bro.
Pick a fucking side.
I have seen you in every jersey, bro.
God forbid.
Thank you!
Thank you, Joe!
Thank you!
Have a little fun and go to the World Cup games
and learn the game.
You need to see your social security number, bro.
I got on Twitter.
That's what happens.
I need to see that, bro.
You're a sick dog.
You know Joe bro. I'm getting my get back. Oh, same with you Jinxie. I haven't won a bro vs. Bro ever
I'm claiming my first bro vs. Bro win today like that. Yeah, you say that and then you willingly opt in to do a 2v2
Spelling bee yeah with Jason as your teammate. Yeah, he's going to that
I'm a spelling bee change for time. I want a spelling bee in second grade. I'm not even kidding in second grade
I went for
Yeah, bro. Oh, wait, you're a dose to client is jnc. I
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DOS a
Listen, nobody uses those words like no one uses what do you think you're a dose of client is what is that?
I have no idea. That's the meme from that vine from like 10 years ago. Oh
Remember that mean that is a classic
That is a classic
Wait, I damn everyone's eating food brush. I water food. I bet
Yeah, well, you know these house food this morning, bro
Yo that way I feel like we should have some sort of like punishment for the losers in on each side
Should it be the same all around loser has to or should it be loser has to eat the entire canes menu
That's not bad
Not even bad
I'm not going to be a good
that sounds like art
and then imminent death bro.
the entire. Oh yeah I did have
one but it's kind of lame it's
more just like torture. There's
a game I played call well this
would only be a punishment
that would be applicable to
Ron and Jason. Good look for
to sell to make an atomic bomb
in your back garden. It's like
a three hour game and you
actually make an atomic bomb.
That's like easy. No you know brother. I just want to say the punishment is the gym like shit
We always do bro like one like let's let's just like let's use our brain here, bro
Let's let's get you out. Did you pay out that 5k to like people that like your like and reach it in your posts about?
Oh, great question Joe. No, he got a flag back here to be gone line for misinformation. I literally said that I'm gonna get it in
2027 June that's what I said
And I have a lot of money. Oh, so you're gonna do Klarna payments to the followers Jason's on carnival
It's actually he gets he gets like five dollars a month. I think he I think I did what is it?
20844 I think you get your final payment
Yeah, you have to be money. Yeah, 2044. He'll get his final payment. Wait, what is Clark? What is Klarna?
You don't know, I hate risk people bro, dead ass series.
Clarna's a buy now pay later, but like in installments.
So if you order like a burrito from Chipotle, you could pay it like $5 a month for four months.
So Ron, what do you mean you're paying Jason on Clarna?
What happened?
Is it a wager or something?
Well I told him that I'd give him $10,000 if I got a six pack in 2025.
He put it on his mom as he put his cars on it
He put burger on a put about in my entire family on it, and I still have a got that 10k
So basically he's receiving $10 a month until the year 2844
Casino and put 10k on red and if it hits you give him the money and if it doesn't that was his bet
Or I if it hits I go buy a car
And if I lose, I keep going till I win.
What car are you going to buy for 10 grand?
Oh, holy out of touch millionaires right here, guys.
Wow.
Jixie and Joe need to be canceled, bro.
What cars can I buy, bro?
What car are you going to buy?
Joe, he's not going to buy anything.
It's 2004 Toyota.
You're going to fucking buy it.
That's a good car.
That's a great car.
I'm playing a tightrope.
You're a sick fuck, bro.
That's a good car.
All of your cars are like two hundred and forty thousand dollars like what do you mean you're not going to buy it.
$20,000 SUV.
Okay, you're not going to buy a fucking ten thousand dollar car, Ron.
You know you're not.
Bro, Jason, why are you giving away a car?
Why are you giving away a car?
You owe someone a Tesla, bro.
The fuck?
I'm giving away a car.
I'm literally giving away a car.
That's what I'm making, bro.
You owe someone a Tesla.
I'm giving away a Rivian.
That's a great car.
That's a $40,000 car.
It was given to you, bro.
It was given to you.
It's still giving away.
So what are the games, all the games we selected?
I wrote them down.
Would you like me to rattle them off?
Could you have a notepad, Joe, on your desktop?
Yeah.
Well, I wrote a doc.
I have, OK.
This is up for disagreement.
So it's not like we could hash out what the specifics are
here.
We're doing a bro v bro.
Sorry, I just had to get that out, bro.
I was just reading my chat.
How much did you make on the phase subathon?
Like 800,000.
but I donated half of it to taxes.
Okay, he donated it to the government.
How humble of you.
You know, you could pay off the US debt on a website, right?
Oh, let's check it out.
How much is the US debt?
So the total national US debt is approximately 39.28 trillion,
which breaks down to roughly $114,000 per person.
That's not bad.
Induction bro grass like what like what the fuck does that even mean other countries and citizens?
It's a lot of history bonds the government's in debt to you
So why don't you know everyone in isn't every country in debt to everything?
Yeah, we there's countries that have positive balance. There's a lot of Nordic European time
I'm pretty sure the Netherlands is like in the green
Elon Musk's give everyone in the world a hundred thousand dollars. We get all paid off
the Netherlands. Wait, Joe,
if the US is in debt, then how
do we make money? What do you
mean? We know the Netherlands
individuals. Wait, how is my
Netherlands is on? Is is the
Netherlands in the positive or
no? There's there's countries
that are in the green. They're
five hundred and twenty four
billion dollars in public debt
roughly. Oh shit. Wait, why
don't any countries there?
There's a country. No, there's
countries in the green. Who
I'm googling.
Yo, why are we talking about economics?
I thought we were doing a Brovibro.
Maybe this is a part of the Brovibro.
Yeah, no, no, no, no, no.
China owes US?
There is no completely independent sovereign country
in the world with absolutely zero national debt.
Modern economic systems rely on government
borrowing to fund infrastructure, manage cash flows,
stimulate growth, have a right to produce.
I just know that all the dough, that's my teammate.
That's my teammate.
He just has that in the pocket.
It's like money shit is just useless. Why don't we all just make shit free and we just come to agreements when we get shit
It's simple as that bro. It's like it's just a simple concept. Yeah, why don't we just go back to the barter system?
What is the barter all over the barter system like fucking young bar?
But no where it's like I have like 30 wheat and I need 10
You know bowling balls and we trade
You want 10 bowling balls because when you go to the bar, I'm correct me if I'm wrong the barter system was pre money
Yep. Yeah, there was no currency
They would give you like a mule for like 20 bread
That's like well a mule would not mule would not be worth a mule would be like a hundred red far more
Yeah, yeah, a mule would be worth like throwing a couple haystacks too. That's all right
So here's the games. Here's the game. So we have rough best of seven meaning first of four if it goes by really quickly
We'll do best of nine
Okay, but our games
that we have soft me and jakesy our
Rainbow and rocket league and there's crutches. Yes, right crutches to
Jason and Ron to give them an advantage in their games are fortnight in Valorant
I
Come on any shooter in a different game. No, well for tonight is obviously your game. That is
You have a fucking former bro in for my former
No, no, okay
He had a top pro Joe and he played div three West. He's like it's pretty limicky. I'm gonna be honest
and Valorant.
Okay, Valorant.
And then we would have as neutral games,
so like those games would have some sort of crotch
for the opposing team if you choose them.
You don't need to choose those games.
The neutral games are going to be as Ron's request,
a 2v2 Roblox spelling bee.
A combined IQ test.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
I
What do you say we're doing a Q test run run don't worry don't worry run
I got this
Playing one of us wins. We're both
One of us separate parties you win a game
Yes parties and then we have mecha canillion to V2 so you you would just you probably have no whistles
You just kind of custom make the lobby so the rounds are pretty short and you would have two seekers two hiders
CS go
I don't know if that'd be a deathmatch or like just like a first to like write seven rounds
I do a little 2v2 dude, but I think if we do Valorant we shouldn't really do CS now
It's like doubling down on games for them. If we did Valorant. This is kind of a jayson question
You want to do like if play or would you want to do like just like an actual
There's a there's a let's play TDM or like actually like we're planning a spike playing a real game of their skirmish
I'm a skirmish. There's a skirmish. So you just to be to Jason. How good are you a geogester?
You think we could beat them? Um, I know that if this the Sun is in the northern hemisphere
Then we're probably in the east side of the world
Yeah, we do have Geogester on there.
If you don't think that's fair for a neutral,
we could give you some sort of crotch.
No, no, we're good, trust.
Geogester low, we're good.
Geogester low key alive though,
but like I don't know if Jason knows.
I like, he doesn't understand the world, bro.
What do you guys have to start off with?
I think we start off with like,
I'm interested. Okay, I'm gonna say this right now
to avoid people in the chat being annoyed.
Geogester is not a neutral game,
you guys will get talked.
Like there is not,
There is no world where that is a fair neutral.
Yeah, I think Joe's like gold, and I'm like, raw.
Me and you both went semi-finals.
Could do a Discord staring contest.
I mean, who, who, who, who?
Fucking Discord staring contest.
Why don't we all order four heads of lettuce
and see who could eat it the fucking fastest?
Four Katiak combos, you said?
You could do a push with that.
Could do a push-up fade, y'all.
I mean, I could just have him versus both of y'all.
No, no, I'm not doing the push-up fade.
I'm not doing the push-up fade.
Yeah, you could do four person chess.
That's not fair either, though.
You can do 2v2 chest.
You guys act like we're just like not good at everything.
Oh, and then we have, I was gonna say we would do,
if we did Uno, it would just,
Uno and the spelling bee, it would just be whoever wins
would win for their team,
because you can't play as a duo.
Someone said, oh, moggle, not a horrible shout.
I'm glad to be a moggle.
Oh, moggle is like a grand big.
How are you doing a moggle?
Like, oh, moggle is also the dumbest shit ever, bro.
You just make your fate, you literally got.
Yeah, oh model is like a random number generator, bro
Ron stand up or you already standing I could stand up right now and I'll tower over you don't matter to me
Yeah, just remember you're near cherry hill. I could say my demons to your house in 30 seconds. So just be careful you say
Yeah, they'll show up with like a fucking ice cream cone, bro
a lot of people. You're
you want to keep it down? I
got people over there too.
Cherry Hill is sweeter than
Tarpon Springs, bro. Yeah.
Also the area. Actually, I
actually agree with Ron on
this. Thank you. I dude. I
saw that video you did, bro.
You're walking up to
everybody. Yeah, it was a
rough life in Tarpon Springs.
Everybody gave you a weird
ass look. Yeah. There's,
there are people that are
like rough in it but like you're looking at literally someone who came from there who's rough bro you
understand listen bro larkin springs bro what are you giggling at bro like that ass dude let's all right
you cherry hill and sweet tharvin springs is sweet bro next discussion bro look up the average
You know how Cherry Hill brother you'll be you'll be disgusted
No burger you fuck up that cat 163 grand
That's like so wow. I mean you guys are going blow for blow with like fucking Monaco
Turpent Springs average income
What you leave from New Jersey fucking burger, bro, I had to oh my god
He's eating a fucking bug on the ground like burgers home still what are you talking?
Burger. Yeah, it's my cat burger
Wait, why don't we do for you see him look? Oh, I see you don't know the lore of burger
Oh, what the fuck are you doing burger fighting some shit?
I mean, that's like lower.
Just look at Burger getting out.
Who's this guy in the yellow jersey in our call, bro?
Like, oh, damn, bro.
Yo, we ready to play or what, boys?
Yeah, I put up an iron out all of the games.
Yeah, we can probably get an iron out any.
I mean, like, dude, most of the stuff, like, 2v2 spelling
me, we could literally just be like, OK, first to whatever
when we get there.
But like, Rainbow, Rocket League,
Fortnite, and Valorant, like, we kind of have to flash
out what the crutch is like.
I don't know what the crotches
are. Okay so I feel like for
to do to leave a rocket league
y'all need a two goal lead.
Um.
What they needed.
I'm gonna be honest.
I would say three goals three
yeah three goal lead.
Yeah and we can do that in the
pregame settings like it's easy
I'm not kidding. Jason, what
right are you a rock? Jason,
I'm gold. I'm gold. I'm gold.
Oh, he's gold. I'm SLS. But I
have a wrong play. You have a
wrong play. Real ass. Uh I am
the only thing I'm afraid of is
if we give them like a three
goal if we give them a three
goal, we have to stick to it
and then if they beat us,
we're fucked. Yeah. Is it
It's SSL trying to say SSL SS whatever the fuck it is, bro. I know listen
I don't give a fuck right y'all are about to go is it and do we need to add it?
Do we need to add any more games or is that enough like are y'all because we could add more than we need to choose from like you
Could just have a slew of game guys. I'm not there's not a world where you could pay me fucking FIFA right now
I'm gonna be honest dude. I'm gonna be honest do it. We could do it to FIFA run we can win that I'm not gonna
I don't even have that installed
You in FIFA
Jason what's the highest division you've hit in FIFA I played my career because I had no Xbox live growing up
So I would just you know all we can do a wiki race too. Yeah, the last time we did that remember it got like it was too
Many people tried to get it on the site. Oh, what about NBA?
Oh, what game am I changing the Wikipedia article?
I should be doing two games.
Wait guys, what about League of Legends?
No, League's a pass.
League's a pass.
Who is this?
I've played League, bro.
But like, okay, we're just going to
sit under a tower and farm C.
Ass for fucking fucking...
League is one of those games where it's kind of ass
in 1v1s and 2v2s.
It's a game...
No, I think it's a really cool game to watch.
the biggest game in the world.
Call it.
All of it is fine.
We could do a nugget eating challenge.
Oh my god, I'm actually down.
I'm down.
I can never doubt the call of duty.
I'm actually down.
First person to eat 100 nuggets are fastest
like combined 100 nuggets.
Is this like while we're playing other games?
No, this is just the game.
So we're going to sit in silence
and eat 100 chicken nuggets for 30 minutes.
Joe, could you screen share your games really quick?
I just want to see them.
Yeah, hold up.
Let me actually do this.
Also, R6 will go to like 10, and I'll give like a seven
round lead.
Actually, wait, that's not you.
That's not you.
Jason, that's not a blade.
What the fuck?
Wait, Jason, what's your rank on R6?
What's your rank?
Like, gold or something?
I'm on range, bro.
I'm literally like, oh my god.
I think we win that seven round lead up to 10.
Yeah, cool.
Can you see my screen?
My button.
OK, ICS-TC.
Combined IQ test, that's good.
That's fun, dude.
That takes like 20 minutes max.
2-2 spelling bee, that's great.
Rainbow rocket league with crutches.
Fortnite battle with crutches, that's all good.
CSGO is fine.
It's very similar to Valorant, though.
Honestly, if we wanted to, we could throw Geogaster
in our games and CS go in their games.
That's fine.
Yeah, that's fine.
That's fine.
But they have to be fine.
Just because you guys.
Yeah, but you guys are objectively
better as a duo at CS and Valorant than I am.
Yeah, Ron, you're good at CS.
Any game you should be honest will win.
Y'all need to come up with any shooter game I'm going to win.
R6 is literally a shooter.
What are you guys saying?
Exactly.
OK, dude, I'm fine with that.
If we want to keep them in neutral, that's fine.
But then you get no crutches for Gio.
Okay, I wanna do first to find a diamond in Minecraft.
Yeah, no, that's good.
I'm probably gonna do that shit.
I hate that shit.
I like that shit.
So do you get anxiety?
You get anxiety?
Yes, yes, yes, I get anxious doing that shit.
Oh my God, I did that last time.
She's gonna be on a wooden pickaxe, bro.
We're good, bro.
Give, yeah.
Honestly, Joe, give them CS, give us Geo, yes sir.
because that's fair.
We'll probably win Gio.
But we need to crutch in Valorant and CS.
You guys need to crutch in Rainbow and Rockville.
Yeah, we can figure it out.
We can figure it out.
We can figure out what we're doing.
We can figure out what we're doing.
It's easy.
We can do first to beat out in Ring.
That's not even a bad idea.
But then for CS and Valorant, are we not doing,
like, you plant the bomb?
We're literally just doing, like, TDM.
I kind of did it.
Valorant, there's a mode.
There's a 1v1 mode called skirmish.
We can just do 2v2.
And just run and go.
I hate that.
Cause then it's literally just run and gun, Joe.
Then it's literally just run and gun.
And we're just gonna get switched.
We should be planting.
CS could be plant, for CS could be just do like first,
so like five rounds, plant the bomb,
you somehow make a custom game.
I think it was way better more, but we could,
we could do CS.
We could get rid of CS if they're too similar.
No, I just think you all could.
CS has fucking wingman though.
CS is perfect, dude.
CS is good. We could do, we could just do CS.
CS has wingman, which is literally built for 2v2s.
I'm a hot guy.
OK, and then we can place Valorant with the nugget
eating challenge, like each of us gets 50 nuggets.
You know what Jason, you're right.
I'm going to order them right now.
I'm going to order them right now.
Double it, double it.
Fall guys duo win.
I mean, we're smoking you guys in that.
I'm not even kidding.
So how does that work?
This game.
How does that work?
How does that work though?
How does Fall guys win?
I mean, how does that work?
So you guys are a duo.
We're a duo and we just endlessly queue.
And we just go three, two, one, go.
We queue.
And then if you lose, you just leave, re-queue.
And it's whoever wins the game first.
basically it's just if you have stream snipers or not.
Bro, we're all going to have stream snipers or not, bro.
Have you ever seen a competitive ladder that is fall guys, bro?
What the fuck are you doing?
Have you ever actually locked into a fall guys lobby?
Yo, Jett, have you ever done a sober stream, Joe?
Like, have you ever done a sober stream?
How to say gangbees?
Not even caffeine.
Gangbees is good, Jett.
Wait, FIFA.
Yo, weren't you drunk on some action tonight?
Yeah.
Yo, FIFA's so good, man.
We got to do FIFA, bro, please.
OK, but is FIFA a neutral?
No, god no.
So finally.
They're saying gangbees.
That's going to be tough.
Gangbees, we need to do.
If we have feet.
OK, gangbees could be fire.
Bro, gangbees is literally perfect, Jack.
Should we do gangbees or should we do party animal?
They're like the same.
I don't know.
No one's saying party.
Everyone's saying gangbees.
I don't want to do FIFA because it'll literally
like like 30 40 minutes of stuff bro it's a fucking 120 gigabyte game but could you just start it now
or no yeah but my internet can't handle it yeah that'll impede his that'll impede his computer power
for the the games that we could do you like jerk mate okay i mean this is enough we have one two
three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve games guys i'm not doing jerk mate two
be too ranked please what bro why somebody in my chance eight five nights at freddy's how are
How are we playing each other in Five Nights at Freddy's, bro?
First to survive Five Nights like...
Wait, Minecraft... Minecraft... Minecraft plot PvP!
No, no, no, no, no!
Fuck!
Oh, he's scared, he's scared.
Bro, it's like a borderline, like, speedrunner community member, like, I'm not playing this
guy.
Gangbees is great, bro.
Gangbees is fucking perfect.
I haven't played Gangbees in, literally, like, years.
It's been further than years.
Are there any other weird slop games that we've all played?
Um...
Could do...
I feel like this is a good less though, bro. Hello. We could you duck do but also Jason if you want to play me and FIFA on the side
Let me know man. I'll thank that ass. I'll be down
How do you two be two liars bar?
This is more than enough though boys. Oh my god, we could do do you know that?
Oh, I don't think any of you have played this. You know the soccer game rematch. Oh, okay. Okay. Wait, what country are you supporting in the World Cup this year?
Honestly, I want all of them whoever's winning bro. Literally whoever's winning. No, I want the US to win like deep down deep down
Yeah, you should bro. You're from fucking Texas. You should want the US to win
Well, we can't do we can't do Marvel rivals that we're not we need you need at least like a 4v4
Wait, does this messy play for the US technically?
brother
Do not brother me Jason
I can't sub rod you play you play for your country brown not work what club you're in
Whatever that means, right? Wait. Yeah, I'm ready. What are we starting?
How are we so this is how the rules is gonna be we're gonna do best of seven starting out
But if it if it's fast, we're gonna do best of nine. Yeah
We are going to flip a coin to see who goes first and then the loser of every game picks the next game
You could pick your game another game neutral game doesn't matter college. Oh, wait heads or tails
Wait, wait
Wait, wait, no yet. We should pick what the loser does. Oh, yeah
Yeah, we have to lose it, okay?
What is the whole cameo combo?
Those top, bro, you're just overcame, bro.
Just overcame.
Bro, we can do like gifted subs or something, bro.
Just keep it simple.
What about loser has to do the bananas right now?
No, no, no, no.
Yes, I'm down, Joe.
I'm down.
JC, loser has to pay for the World Cup tickets in a game.
Oh, no, I'm good on that.
Of course, I'm good on that.
Come on, bro, come on.
So what, you just go to a World Cup box?
Hell, bro.
Finals ticket?
I can get you like, please, bro.
No!
You can go to a session with your girl.
I can get tickets or something like that.
Like I'm not doing like...
Movie tickets?
Yeah, I'm not doing no fucking bro, come check this.
Yeah, bro.
Bro, come on, bro.
No Camile.
Oh, I knew it.
So we're gonna do a blowering 100 gifted.
We're gonna do 100 gifted.
We could do, I mean, we could do gifted's
or we could do a punishment.
I'm down for punishment.
Like they're asking to apply to New York
and wear a Wemby jersey for 45 minutes running around.
That's not a bad shout.
Dude, I'm liking, I'm liking, I'm gonna air this.
Actually, losers have to eat a whole head of lettuce
on stream within the next two weeks.
Dude, I can't do that.
That's not awesome.
What?
I can't.
That is genuinely not awesome.
That is so doable.
Bro, while you're in a game,
you just take a bite like an apple, keep playing.
I tried doing that and it actually just tasted disgusting.
Like it was just like, one chip challenge.
I'd run that back.
Yeah, once your challenge is fine.
No, no, no.
What about, what about the other one?
Joe, do you have a lettuce fetish?
That's like flashbacks.
No, it's not a lettuce fetish.
It's more that you're going to do it.
Holy molly, from Joe to Jinxie.
Look at this molly.
You have a black one.
You're going to do it.
Oh, my god.
Jinxie, put your arms up.
Ron, you're literally fine, bro.
Yeah.
Okay, let's see bro, here's what we're gonna do.
I don't wanna do any more IRL punishments
because bro, last time I did this I had no eyebrows
and I looked like a sperm.
How about we just make it simple, bro?
Like, we all talk about this eating challenges, bro.
Whoever loses has to eat the Arby's meat mountain, bro.
Like three of them.
Simple as that.
I can't eat that.
What?
I have alpha gal.
What the fuck is that?
Alpha gal.
Oh my God, here we go.
What is that alpha gal?
Joe, here we go.
You just make up words.
I got bit by that tick two years ago and red meat disease.
Say it on God.
Bro, you didn't know that?
I've had that.
You can't eat me?
I'll forget.
No, I can't eat mammal meat.
I can eat like birds and fish.
Oh my god, what the fuck?
I got bit by what?
I got bit by a lone star tick and it gave me alpha gal.
Wait, that's actually sad.
So Joe, what happens if you eat red meat?
What happens like six hours later, my whole body breaks out in highs and I could go into anaphylaxis
Wait, where did you get a tick bite from like where were you? I
Mean, bro, they're all over like it's like most of the you asked now. Why bro, I'm not pretty sure anywhere
That's really rest of your life
No, well, maybe but probably in like five years I could eat red meat again. Wait, so how are you so buff?
Can't eat me
We do chicken fish
turkey
Yeah, wait turkeys. Oh, wait, that's not for me
Okay, bro
Just gifted. Oh, this is exactly why I don't go outside no more. I'm afraid of getting bit by ticks
Yeah, that's why you just Uber eats air one. Oh my god. That's a great idea. Oh my god. Yo, Jinxie
He said he said heads you want heads? Yeah
Yeah, it's run is everyone gonna spot in that six pack, bro
Hey, Leo, flip me a coin heads or tails flip it, bro
What's with you drinking this fancy ass water brother now? He just he just
Do you re-fill it in the app?
It's glass for the no micro-plastic.
Oh, no micro-plastic.
Yo, guys, it's heads, bro.
I'm still on the floor.
Loser has to eat sir strawming.
What is that now?
What is that?
Bro.
Sir strawming, it's like this dead fish,
but it smells worse than anything ever.
I've been sent to him one time in fan mail
and literally almost died.
Oh, you opened it?
I opened it, smelled it, and almost fainted, bro.
It's the worst smelling food in the world, bro.
But apparently it's good, I think.
No.
Oh, wait, this is a delicacy in Vietnam.
I'm pretty sure it's in, like, Sweden.
No, it's Swedish.
It's Swedish.
I don't mind.
It's Swedish.
It's the Mexican finish.
Hey, guys, are we just going to talk about food,
or are we going to start?
Like, let's come on.
All right, yo.
OK, loser does, loser gets 100.
Or no, loser has to give 100 subs.
Fine, bro.
Whatever.
Just do some nature.
Whatever, bro.
It was head, so what are we starting with that's our pick not everything is
like what do you what do you want to start with oh that's boring they're
saying that's boring how about loser has to leaven themselves imputed butter and
jelly what you're like a food king don't you like they're whole yeah look at
sir stomach whatever you have to go out eating sir I'm not agreeing on that
I'm not agreeing on that.
One bite, Joe, one bite.
No, no, no.
You don't even have to swallow it.
It just has to enter your mouth.
No.
No.
That is, I would rather challenge.
Loser has to do the 10K challenge, bro.
I don't know, Ron.
Just order pains, bro.
Like, you keep trying to sneak this back in.
Just order it.
Bro, one chip challenge is I like one chip.
I've never done.
I've never ate the whole chip.
Ethel chip and swallow it?
Yeah.
Oh my God.
One chip challenge.
Joe, you've done it.
How bad is it?
I've done it twice.
Dude, what do you think?
Do you think like jalapenos are spicy?
Yeah, I hate spicy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're fucked.
One chip challenge.
Can we order it now?
Yeah, fuck it, we should.
Yeah, you could order it.
All right, order it.
One chip challenge for the loser.
But okay, it makes it better than me.
Makes it better if we do it today, though.
I'm not.
Joe, what do you got to do after this, bro?
Like what are you gonna do for that shit not eat the one chip that ruins your day
No, cuz then I was curled it up in the bathtub bro fucking my stomach it goes through you feel that shit your own ass man scared of a chip
bro
Casually then fucker if it's uh, I'm not gonna lose. I don't gotta worry about this bro
Loser has to listen to two slimmies discover. How about this? How about this? How about this losers do a duo cosplay?
what kind of freaky shit's going on?
Of what? Of what? Of what?
I don't know.
Do old cosplay.
Loser has to...
That's not a bad idea.
That's better than 100 gifted.
Who doesn't wear a swimsuit?
What is a swimsuit?
Just google it.
Can I look it up on a separate monitor?
Yeah, probably don't share that on...
Probably don't you have that on what the fuck you want that then be good friend was in this what Jason? Yeah? Yeah?
This is obscene
Bro, let's just do gifted guys, please man. What are we doing?
100 subs to jinxie
Oh fuck I gotta give 100 subs
Loser has to fill a bathtub with spoon
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Now, they're not about that
type of content, bro. Like,
brother, just I just want to do
why can't we have an option of
things, an option of things. I
can't eat. Loser either eats a
whole head of lettuce. So one
chip challenge. We're
strumming. We're strumming.
Deal. You get it. Yeah. You
get a pest. So we're doing
eating challenges. I'm gonna
do. Yeah. I'm gonna do
winter. Well, that would
I'm choosing the head of lettuce
Bro, here's why I would choose to oh wait I might do head of lettuce, but here's why I would choose to strumming that
It's quick. It's instant. It's not like it sucks, but it's not like it's gonna be one chip where it's five hours
It's gonna smell like diarrhea for a week. Yeah, like I don't want five hours of just fucking misery
But my room is gonna smell like shit. Yeah, or like a full jar of mayonnaise
Ew, okay, that's a whole
That's the worst
I
With Jason, that's not a bad idea. That's like that's like not
What is Jason after Jason loses?
Wait guys, that's not really a punishment
Listen, should we play the games y'all what game y'all will first?
That's the deal right now sir. All right loser picks one of those three food challenges
And you gotta do you hat you can't delay you got to do it in the next like week or two
Yeah, yeah, all right. What do you what game do you want to do?
JNC
Wait, it's our pick. So do we pick a new children pick our game? We pick whatever you want, bro
And I suggest you pick anything we want
Joe, could you show the list again? Oh, yeah. Yeah, sorry
Here we go. It's dude. I think we just go our six give them a seven round lead
I want to get in there. Yo, you're having rounds lead
up to 10 up to 10 you're not you're actually down in round lead that's all right we will lose
that's on DC DC are you a controller yeah bro I'm on PC those yeah GG's like can you
yo you guys realize it doesn't I'm just gonna win you're gonna lose your delusion all right Joe
what do you think six round leave then no you already said seven seven seven wraps we're
We're doing like bastard of one, first to 10.
And then again, stepping down.
Yes.
But Ron, I'm not doing the doorms only bullshit.
Oh, Ron, you're just a mickey type of dude.
Bro, because, Joe, this is what Ron does.
He says, all right, go for it.
Wait, wait, wait, blame it on me now.
Blame it on me because you can't beat me on Oregon, right?
No, Jack, this is what Ron does.
He goes, you go Oregon, you have to go upstairs,
and you can't play verps.
you have to just push trophy door every round.
It's like, bro, run.
Just tell me your fear, bro.
That's why you dodged my Lays yesterday, dork.
Lays game didn't boot up.
What do you mean I dodged you?
Bro, start up on rainbow and we'll give you six round lead.
Seven's crazy.
Six rounds.
So we have to win 10, they have to win four.
Four, yep, yep.
OK.
At the crunch, and I expect the same crunchers in the third.
What are we like, what are the?
No, bro, don't do that.
Jinx is about to just say you can't do that, bro.
it was like this guy said
Oregon or any site. Okay.
Yeah, what is this? Who is
this? Let's just get into the
game. Yeah, let's do this.
Let's do our six. Yeah. You
guys get six rounds. I'll set
it up. Yo, Jason bro. Do not
sell my shit. Jason, what's
your peak rank? I'm not
ranked at all. Wait. Should
we make a Discord server
Yeah, for sure for this for sure like comes we actually matter. Wait Jason you've never played ranked before
We're good
What are you just shelling the discord screen the entire
How do I reset the server to channel edit invite link?
Yo, I'm done with energy drinks by the way chat never again. Yo last night. I had a heart palpitation
I'm just drinking coffee bro. Fuck energy drinks
All right, there's two channels in general for now
How the fuck did someone
How are kids in the speedrun yo kids are in it's fine
Like how is this possible bro, oh my fucking god bro like I leaked for five seconds five fucking seconds
I don't know what I'm gonna do.
Yo bro it got leaked bro you
gotta make you gotta make
another server. Yeah how do you
delete a server. I don't know
are you the order. I was gonna
give the whoa it's a say crazy
shit. I just yeah no I started
yes. I'm gonna create my own
I'm not going to start for my
energy. I'm not going to run.
When you slap a server league
don't leave a month. He's going
to send it. He's going to send
it. He's going to send it. All
right. My screen is literally
black. Full family. Don't
leave and paste it in. Like
what even was that? Shut
up. All right. There we go.
Beautiful. Beautiful. Jesus.
There's two channels. There's
two channels. Okay. I'm
Yo, couple of rules, guys, for Rainbow.
Everybody please fuck the emote only,
because the chat's going to ruin it, OK?
Just be emote only for Rainbow.
Yep, yep, yep, yep.
Jeezy, you have a question.
Are you scared of me?
I'm scared of the chat stream sniping with a one second delay
and then saying, what up I am and where I'm going.
Oh, brother, totally.
Just say you're scared, bro.
Can I get a re-tool?
Bro, I'm just tryharding, bro.
Let's go.
Six round lead.
Let's do this.
Don't get in the fucking cinematic for every character
in the goddamn game right now.
What's going on?
Wait, Joe, what level are you?
What level are you, Joe?
40.
I need a shower.
Wait, wait.
37?
Guys, I got.
I got good news or bad news.
47, bro.
Jynxie's gaming chair probably smells so bad.
Joe, they had an hour race.
Joe, Joe, Joe.
Your level 47, right?
Yeah.
Joe, I'm level 1,434, and it scales.
It scales.
So every level, it gets harder to level up.
Your level 1,000?
If you lose, you're gonna have to pay $1,430.
Jason, don't worry.
Jason, don't worry.
Jason, don't worry.
I'm not confident, bro.
30,000 hours across all my accounts.
They call me Pity in 2000.
How many days is that?
The weenie got easy.
I think it was, shall I ask Bernard,
what was it, like 4% of my life or something?
Yo, fuck Bernard!
I don't give a fuck about Bernard, bro!
Your time is up today, bro.
You're a fucking joke, okay?
Oh, go to your separate call.
Yo, go get stomping, bitch.
How about that?
Yeah, a little bit of a low blow 30,000 you have not spent 30,000 hours
Yeah, like I can't I don't know because I'm like
No, he probably has I have to hear Joe. I've 13 hours and hours on for tonight. So bro years Joe
It's okay. Realistically. It's anywhere from 20 to 30,000. It's it's over 20,000 though
Bro, that's still like two years
Yeah, I think it's around two years. They never gone probably game like us
Crazy. Well, Jinxie's not proud.
Yeah, sure.
All right.
Yo, how'd you do?
Joe, we're fucking teammates, bro.
Like, come on, dude.
Yo, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I got a glaze.
I was a borderline console, bro.
Chat, throw me a bone here.
Borderline.
You weren't even on top of 100 consoles.
Honestly, bro, Jinxie's so good.
Why don't we just give him nine rounds?
Oh, shit.
No.
I'm down.
Because, Joe, the thing is, it's not like fucking
Fortnite.
Like, see, it's just a one-shot headshot game.
So if I just get headshot, we just lose.
It doesn't even matter.
Somebody say, how do I join your game?
Why do you invite all of us?
So I have a question about that.
I see stakes an hour to load.
Can somebody explain that to you?
Because the game is made on an engine that's
like fucking 40 years old.
Matter?
All right, number of rounds.
Wait, hi, guys.
I can give them nine round leave.
Hi, guys.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
Hi, guys.
Hi, guys.
Chad, what should the settings be?
20 rounds?
20 rounds?
20 rounds, but we're doing first to 10.
Why is Weenie playing?
Isn't he the only good at Val?
Yo, come on, bro.
That's my teammate.
Yo, Jason, bro, show the world today
you're not just a one-trick pony to fucking Valor, bro.
I play games, bro.
Oh, no.
I already beat Joe and JC in a Pro-V-Pro.
Yo, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Hey, so you never played me in a game of this shit.
Yes, I did.
You never played me in a game of this shit right now, bro.
You just never played me.
In which you chose every single game we played.
You chose every single game we played,
and then I paid for your fucking Hawaii trip.
Yo!
Wait, what?
Joe, you came for Hawaii trip?
It was actually, yo, no big joke, it's out.
How much was it?
How much was it?
I lost eight grand doing it.
Yo!
What?
Yo!
Wager $8,000
Like 20 and I was like no
What type of fuck ass game compass that those are that's every
Geo guess are an eight ball I asked for Geo guess
Wait Joe doesn't have to kid Joe you'll shoot
No, I'm not my whole chapter 7-8 K. Oh
Joe does not talk it. We can't be good. Yo, how do I join you type in chat because I know you're listening
type in chat
Sorry
Joe, how do I join?
I'm still making the setting shazzy 20 rounds. What are the chat if you like turtles?
JX do the thing do the thing come on say it do to in the chat if you're a boy one of the chat
I don't even know the chat if you like so old how do you even know that no bro come on to say it like a
turtle's it's like one eight twenty three bro yes I was watching you because I was depressed bro so
come on why do you always run bring up what it's like stop bro one because okay okay chat wait
wait wait is it 20 rounds how about it's like I need you to help here this chat is not reliable
I don't know. What are you
guys? I don't know how to make
a custom game in a lot because
it's very niche. It's like I've
never done these settings before.
It's a niche. Joe. I just want
to say man. I know everyone's
yelling right now. We're doing
two to two but I really do
like watching you bro. Just
want to point that out man. I
think you're a good dude.
Yeah Joe. I think I speak
for a lot of people Joe. I
watch your YouTube channel
like 70% of the nights I go
My girl was giving us a little bit of a watch on Joe bro. My dead ass. Yep. He told me that. Yep
Bro said get a massage right now watching Joe Bart
No troll you're talking. It's like you and Jeffrey Dahmer not like you and him, but like you watching
It was me reacting to the documentary about Jeffrey Dahmer. Yeah. Yeah. That's pretty good. That was a while ago.
What's the fairest thing central Africa north? What the central is probably fairest
Joe why is my chat saying you lost eight grand just want to confirm is this true?
This is gonna be really interesting. I have you don't know who's gonna win
Cuz I just can you saw I did soften the blow because I it was the rule was how many subs is 10k
50,000 that's it's
No, it's two thousand gifted. Oh, thank you
But Jason had a sale on so I gave him the subs and I was like, thank fuck I saved 2k
Ron I invited you seriously
Joe can you say the thing like no troll just say it once wait does anybody have Joe added some kid hacked my account?
One of the chat of your girl turn the chat of your boy three in the chat if you like Joe, what's your name?
How do I add you? What is your user?
That's just Joe dot Bart. Joe dot Bart. Okay. Let me add you
And who I say you have a question
Can I move your privacy settings? Okay, what's yours? Oh?
underscore Jinxie I need to remove these fuck sticks man. Yeah, I just want to say man
I just you know out of the teammates. I added you. I don't really respect Jinxie, but I respect you bruh
So look what good other
respect you love
I appreciate that bro. That jinxed you dude. Oh you slept in my friggin. No I didn't I slept in your fucking bathroom dick
Why are people in my chat just having random numbers? Well because you said one yeah
He said one in the chat of your boy through the chat of your girl and three in the chat if you like
My name is endless
I got him. I got him. I got him. I got him. What a wholesome junko moment, right?
Yeah, no, but what happened to him he changed for the money, right Joe?
Yeah, what the fuck? I just need to know how to think about it. You know, I think you're
dead ass like started drinking to like bro shit changed man. It's got sick in the head.
And then he started literally messy. Yeah, you were a lemonade yesterday. Yo, watch your
movie back. I can't because of privacy settings. Let me have my diaper back now. Can you type
it in again? Hi guys, change my diaper quick. Yo, can I maybe get an invite to this
game. I invited you. He has
you. I invited you. I'm in your
game. I'm in your game. I'm in
your game. I'm in your game.
Oh, shit. Why do you type like a
grandma? You bitch. I've been on
a controller for 20 years. I've
been on a controller for 20
years. How do I see the custom
lobby we're in? Bro, call
That's why you had the whole world saying that I was saying that shit, right?
All right, I'm gonna go pee and then I need to set up these settings and give you all this right shit
Let me do that
Equalist drink alcohol quickly got it. All right. No shield
Smack his big box mod vape right now. Yep. Yeah, I have a box
Joe sold me a vape that had a rocket that shoots off in the space on it
Chapter orange team right orange team. I sold Ron a THC vape
That was actually a DMT car and then he had a panic attack
Yeah, one of my friends actually had a fortnight cart in high school
He smoked and he started like freaking out and tweaking and throwing up
So yeah, that's it was probably laced with like it was called chug-jug to the moon or something like that
I don't know was it below? No, it was like red. It's called like chug-jug something bro. Like I don't know
All right, I'm just gonna ban all the shield operators because nobody uses shields besides chubs
All right, there we go. Oh, Jigsaw. Are we guys ready to go?
Yeah, I thought you had a pee. Yeah, can you add duck to it?
Oh, yeah, I have to be happy after being well. Yeah. Yeah, I've been yep
Who's ready right now bro game one? Let's fucking do this shit, bro
Like if we lose a 7-0 lead Jason like I'm coming down there and I'm gonna face fuck you
like
There's no world where we lose this what what games are you guys most confident in outside of your game?
No troll. I'm actually confident in this game. I'm not even kidding
Like you think you got you think you two will win. We would have to
I'd be you and Todd and you were a member of phase
I
Okay, I let you have that so it was a bit more instant hold the shit down twin. I'm about to get pissed I bet I bet oh
My god Joe do you believe in aliens?
Yeah, you want to have this conversation again?
I'm down bro. Do you believe in aliens?
you've actually let me change
type of medical let me change
type of medical in your backyard
actual flying saucer crashes.
What are what is your what is
your plan of action?
I'm going live on Twitch.
Are you informing authorities?
Are you going to invest in
me? I'm not informing authorities
because I'll get locked away.
All right.
Yeah.
I'll probably be friends.
Separate calls.
Emote only. Good luck.
Let's go.
I'll be friendly for a no, you see you'd be friend it
What if it had a what if it had a disease and they transferred it to you aliens are probably way more of it
They probably solved every disease. Okay. Well, then how did he crash in your backyard?
Joe, let's talk about the economic political state of the world right now. Yeah, yeah
Tell all right guys tell Joe to look at his title. What is your time? What is your time? I
Don't know. Plus. I'm a chud
To be to groovy bro day plus I'm a chub of alpha gal and balding awesome
That's good titles run. Yeah, I'm not throwing my shit. You know only high-fives
All right, we go step or go students. All right, you guys switch the calls
I'm gonna have a mail. Yep. Good boy. Good luck guys. There's our car. Hey, bro. Let's do this
No troll J. No troll you know how to play this shit. No, but what I've won of one Jinxies R6 turning this
wait six oh wait a minute wait a minute wait wait wait wait wait they said we
have the six when we have oh they said it right it's seven yeah listen you got
face wait what why am i face what the fuck is that yo wait is that you the
fuck is that you know no no i can't skin no no dad is lesion i'm a lesion
me and they're eating me on attack.
Yo listen bro, listen.
I'm not even kidding.
You need to like listen.
I'm not that good.
I'm good, trust.
We're good.
You're mods after each round,
take it off in one only for like five seconds.
Oh, I was gamed in.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
my teeth, what?
My teeth is good.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
come on.
We're good, we're good, we're good, we're good.
Yo my guest.
Are you stressed, rest?
Motherfucker, are you stretch rest?
Oh God, oh this is fucked
Yo, bro
We need a lock-in like no trauma. I'm nervous right now
Are you good
He's gonna try to shoot us my guess is he's gonna listen listen listen listen
he's gonna try to remind her of the comms he's gonna my guess is he's gonna
try to um they're gonna try to uh go through like window big window that's my
guess or underground or under us or under us so be ready cuz there's no way
I can get bomb from below right well there's no way to get bomb from below
right like you see that they're not gonna do current straps like no no
They're gonna do current traps
Here at Flisthews
I
Hear something happening, and I don't know what it is. Oh door broken. Um, I don't fucking know
What's up right there he's low okay, I'm holding that door
This is embarrassing for them fucking game. This is embarrassing
Don't wash it back in my holy now. All right. Now this is work. Listen
Wait, wait, do you want the coat the Kobe or do you want a Hibana or do you want? Yeah?
I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna play I'm gonna play. I'm gonna play dogabee. I'm gonna play dogabee
Okay, I'll pay I'll play you know play you
I
Actually, yeah, yeah, yeah, listen. This is where it gets spooky because they could do any sight
Let's we got a hope you set a hope. It's hard offence is hard. Okay, my heart offence is hard
My guess is they're not gonna play kids bedroom. That's my guess
Let's see I'll go kids I'll go kids what all right
Yeah.
They're kids. They're definitely kids.
Don't lose your drone.
Nope, I got a god turn on place and they were good.
We might roll them in every single game we play today.
Should we lose the game on purpose to make this stream longer?
Low key that's not even a bad shout.
Five seconds to insertion.
watch out for peeking spawn peeks and all that okay okay okay where could they
be destroyed one camera I'm gonna go window here this place slow and play
swiftly Bravo six going gay
whoa wait I can't break this right on window I can't break this you can do
anything you put your heart to bro never say you can't hey if there's no
door make a door they're playing lesion and mute I repeat lesion and mutt
I'm low I'm one shot repeat I'm one shot I sold Jason good so they're playing
leisure right so if I jump through this window there's gonna be a little sticker
whatever the fuck it's Jason I'm just a burger to you bro okay so okay
alright site is clear there's no there's one on me there's one on B on the
bottom be there's one right here right here in this corner he's right here
I'm gonna be honest with you. I'm pretty low. You need to carry this
I'm gonna jump in a site. Oh, no, no, no, don't jump in. We have a lot of time. We have two minutes. I'm in. I'm in
Okay, one's right here. Jason. One's right here
No, I should have killed the right
Last one right here right here. He's not moving. He's right there. Nice
I like that
Why didn't he give us a sixth round with Lee bro? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. It's just too easy
Come on go these begin. All right. Wait. What is it?
It's a 10 it's a 10 bro. We should be what should be nine? Oh, yeah, they sold they sold them
Well, I'm not gonna lie, I'm just gonna- let's just play dirty, bro. Let's just play stinky.
I'm just gonna reinforce it even though I shouldn't. Just cuz I'm in that fucking mode. Okay, my guess now he's gonna play cringe, though.
He's most- most definitely gonna play- like, he's gonna play under. He's gonna play under. They're gonna play like under.
Okay, I'm gonna barricade this.
Got a drone?
I'm going to make you a window right here, so you can see that?
Nice, great window, great, great, great.
I'm putting down a bulletproof camera right here so you'll be able to see it if you have
any.
Okay, nice, nice, thank you, thank you, great cons, great cons.
I hear what under us, yeah, they're going to play quench.
Okay, listen, they can't really get camas anywhere, okay?
Don't worry about it.
I'm gonna make you a little thing right here so you can come with me.
Oh, you're actually great at cards.
I'm getting lucky on the right of your quest.
You're getting some bad news, there's a little hole under here, just so you know.
Double, double!
Okay, not moving, not moving, not moving, not moving, not moving.
I'm looking at my-
You're so exploiting.
There's one dude there.
Okay, I'm looking, I'm looking.
He's throwing a nade?
He's right here.
I've got a hole for you through the window.
You guys gotta see him.
I see him.
Okay, okay.
I'll tell you, I'll tell you, I'll tell you, I'll tell you, okay they got a drone right here.
He's right there, he's right there and then one's attic and then one's there.
Okay, here he comes.
That's you shooting right?
Nope, he's in, he's in.
Don't move, don't move.
One of them spot him.
You're exposed.
Wait, they're trying?
Yeah, they're trying.
No, he takes a cringe angle, I'm there and then watch the right, nice try, that's right.
Okay, next time, no no, next time, I know my problem is, dude, I low key reinforced, I
shouldn't have reinforced that wall.
Okay, we're good.
It's okay.
No, it's just one round, bro, come on.
No, we're good, bro.
What, it's eight to one, use your ears, okay, listen, can we get nice tries going
through the chance?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
NT something bro. I'm gonna play lion. They're playing quench. I bet let's play quench
I'm a go. I'm gonna keep going you
They're gonna walk everything
Have you got kids again? No, like I don't know I'll go kids. I'll go kids. He's gonna keep playing new
I don't know what that character is, but I think they have a drone now.
They took my drone and they have one.
What is this character?
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
They have a Asian man.
They have the Asian man.
Okay, they have an Asian man and then they have a dude who stole my drone.
They have one drone, by the way.
They have one drone, so they can look for you, so just be careful.
No bands no nothing this guy's cheese, bro
Wait, what is that? I didn't even know that's a spawn peak
What the fuck yeah, that's us
One should be on site by the just one right now if you rush it
Okay, what's on that site? Okay. I know where the both at
If you win this I'll suck your dick you got to charge that lucky
That's just cheese
He did the dude you can shoot me under there. Oh, it's okay, bro. We have a lot of laughs, but no listen
I didn't know that was a spawn peak. I'm gonna be honest with you. I
Really didn't know we're good. We're good. We're good. Okay. I'm learning every single time
We go kids again, or do we switch it up scare them?
You're called your call. I'll just keep doing what we're doing. I'm not gonna keep going kids. Yeah
They're playing scared. They do last time. Where do they enter last time? They're playing scared now
Go back somewhere, I'm only here.
I got a drone.
Are they going to break through this wall again?
Yeah, they have a strat.
They're just going to throw nades and shit.
I'm going to make you a little hole again.
They're playing really scared now because they know our power.
that question is while we have rounds to play with you want me to like work or
do you want me to just like I can hold sight very soon
on location here did you put the cam down
No, I'm not, I'm not gonna put it down right now.
Low key is a bad cam, but fuck it.
That's why I'm here.
Jammer ready to activate.
Light a new man.
I'm getting packet loss.
Oh, okay, one guy's right here.
One guy's on my, yep.
Okay, I think they're both on the side.
Yeah, they're like both over there.
I'm holding down the window that you broke from here.
He's starting to play something.
What's that?
Wait, he's on there, he's on there.
He's dropping the same.
I might have a killer.
I might have a killer.
Don't worry.
A bomb has been located by op 4.
Patience is key.
Do not look away.
There's one right here.
One, one, five.
Two.
I think they're both on me. I think one's an extra
I'm gonna try to crawl to you
Oh
It's on it's on site
No way out of that item that I friendly's were eliminated mission failure. Wait. How did you down?
Well, I had such a good angle. Oh
Fuck
I was gonna try that I
I should not have peeked at that, why am I peeking, bro?
No, Chad, I did meet the wall. He needed it.
He needed it.
Um, let's see, Harry. Yeah, boys.
Do I keep going? In here? Should I go dookabee?
I'm gonna go dookabee.
I gotta play.
I'll go dookabee.
I should use pink.
Alright, I'm gonna ping him.
I
Shitting on Joe, I'm not you're owning I own fucking Joe. I can't I keep swinging jinks. Yeah, I just died bro. He just gets me every time
Don't give me a rework
Yeah, they got a they got a mute and they have
They have a mute
I
Can't break through that window right I can't break through that window
Be careful for like creepy spawn peaks for these guys are nerds
I'm good or no?
I'm good, I'm good.
I don't know if there's anyone big window, but they might have a hole for you, so you
might not be able to...
I can't call their phone.
I'm going to scare them a little, yeah?
There's a mute signal right there, so I can't really move my phone camera in the window.
Dude, one could be lurking like a little freak mob.
Got one, one's on my ping, on site just came to the corner, A site is clear, look at my
drone you can kind of see you got a good drone too
so I can't see my spot that's the problem I miss my shaft
I'm on a drone again
No way that didn't hit it.
Fuck, I thought I'd get through the window.
Oh, I didn't want to, I know what you want to do.
What should we do here, Shai?
You want to swing at the same time?
I could try to flash through this little window.
If you flash, I'll jump through the window.
I could try to flash through that window, yeah.
Let me peek them in quick.
Okay, vision is on my ping.
I could jump through when you flash.
I don't know where the other one is.
Where's the other one?
I have a good drone. Let me look
All right lesion is right up one's right on my pain and then one right there
They're both kind of grouped together once on so once close outside of sight
ones
Outside of the door right outside of the door
All right, don't you flash I'm gonna jump in camera
Oh my god, this guy is so fucking cringe
Yo, they're playing so scared of us on my soul. Yo, they're they're playing C4
He's he's scared of a gun back. No, no, no, this is cringe
This is
I'm gonna stop going window stop going window. All right, that's fine, bro. No, no, no overthink it
Sorry, Chuck like cap can
Yes, we can't can't be cringe bro. They might know how I know it's no traps
I don't know if cap can's good though
My look I don't know. I didn't know that they'll could be reworky. I don't know what the fuck you have to happen
They gave y'all six LL. Yeah, relax
Secure the bomb
I don't know what I don't know where to my mute location and I think it's like selling us a little bit
Well, I gotta just
five seconds before I'm done they're gonna explode this thing these kids are
so quench like brothers gonna play attic brush I just like sit somewhere
differently like like I don't know how to play this differently like how should
they do they play attic every single time
do they play addict should I just play up like I don't know but he's gonna
flash me but he knows this but I'm not he might okay there's one kid right there
on one thing I said break in the reinforced wall I'm holding the
reinforced wall so they have straps man I'm just gay
one is right there right there he's on it right now both are both they're both
They're both there, both there, both there, they're both there.
Okay, he's on it, he's on it, he's on it.
Hold in the window, hold in the window.
They jump in, they're dead.
Ray Longgate!
I'm a little piggy, short pink, spouse.
One there?
This is a needle candy.
One there, one attic, bro.
Or no, one there, one there.
right here so one here and then one on mark
oh we're good the jump's through he's dead
I
Pushing up
I'm not thinking I'm not thinking
Thank
Let's go let's go
Let's go.
Let's get the low dub here, it's an email chat.
Game show game, that's what we're doing, bro.
Hey, that's what we're doing, bro.
Because they gave us the lead.
Yeah, fuck it.
Let's go.
Joe literally does the same thing every single time.
All right, now I'm going to go window, break the window, and then I'm going to
rotate, and then we win the round.
Oh, do not go.
Oh my God, watch your friend request off.
You know what, let's get freaky, bro.
I'm going to get freaky, bro.
I
Was a loser do again have to eat we have to eat a ball of we got it eat a fucking like Kenya combo they said
Buddy trust me or no, I got like a little stinky play going on. I'm gonna just give me time
I got time. Yeah, we got time. No, no, just give me time
I'm gonna have this yo you're objective right now. Yo, can you play like lion or no?
Listen listen listen listen listen I'm gonna distract them completely you're gonna play stinky bro
You're gonna play stinky, but you're yo hold down that flash and just start chucking them all over the place
Just fucking freak them out bro. I'm gonna go through this wall. You see this wall right here. I'm gonna go through it
I'm gonna go play at it
The goal, the goal for this round, it's a little bit of a test round, bro, it's just over-stimulate the fuck out of them.
There's one pro right here, right here, he's not moving!
You can shoot him through the wall!
Right here, Loki!
He's on this ping!
On that ping!
No, maybe you can't, maybe you can't.
It's fine.
He's right here, he's not moving!
He's pro!
He's watching!
Don't jump in!
Don't jump in!
Do not jump in big window!
Do not jump in big window!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Oh my God!
He jumped in the window and killed me!
What the fuck?
What is that timing?
What's happening?
what's happened all of you when there's rental sucker cock job when we go
upstands and just shunt jumpin' man.
How cool I've got this.
Joe, Joe, stick the fuckin' philosophy in you tanks, bro.
Oh God.
I'm gonna be...
I
No!
How much is me?
I should have won that trade.
Wait, what?
I should have won that trade fuck wait where did my flash go
Wait, where did my flash go
My god, oh god, that's my bad. I should have won that trade IP
I
Throwing window brother. Yeah, you got to start going window cuz it's such a hard spot to get it's such a hard
I'm a fucking Bob right through a drone and he jumped out the window cheating question my brother
I'm taking an email only after the game and so you fucking stupid
Thank you one more help kill yourself wants to be your friend
It's not a nice guy.
Jammarake.
Oh my god.
Nice.
Wait.
Oh my fucking didn't wait, bro.
You're going Jammarake.
Go lock in, bro.
That's enough.
Down to 10 seconds.
No, this dork is just going to play fucking arig.
Changing game.
That's good.
They gotta break this wall again. I'm gonna kill Joey does that every single time. I just play here. No troll
They're not gonna expect it like once they destroy the checkered. You mean you mean run out here
Should I play out again? Yeah, yeah
I'll play out again. I'll support you from the back
Well, I'm gonna have my shotgun out if I miss I'm sorry, okay
Wait, did you break the window?
I see I'm gonna play in the same spot yeah he's breaking it okay ready I'm
gonna I might die here I might die here I'm peeking through the window don't
don't be good wait oh they broke they broke this door they broke this door
just tell me if you see him right here
I
Do something
Bro, I'm gonna dive you flashbangs me though. They're playing their plan
I'm holding that I'm holding this door
He's right there I think you don't need to swing it. I'm holding it. I'm getting fucked up
What do you want me to do here? What do you want me to do here? I'm scared. I'm holding the door. I'm holding the door
One I'm scared just sit we're good. I'm gonna die. I'm too young to die. Just stable. We're good. We're good. I
Could swing him on some on some gangster shit
No, I didn't know he was
All those clothes
No
Oh
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
No calm bro, I tunnel vision sometimes back
Do not play window to stop playing window you get start there, but don't go into window
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna break it and then just rotate it to you. Let's be honest
I'm gonna fucking lie in them and that's when you just fucking throw your yings everywhere.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna just spam flashes.
One is gonna be lurking.
I just got a feeling he's gonna be a sneaky little golem.
Took my drone that fucking bastard. I don't like it. Why can't we do any bands?
Yeah
Yeah, that's so crazy. That's your drones. What is that? I don't know
But we can't do any bands like make that make sense door and
Well, they have two drones now, I might be caught
Hey, this might be good, this might be good. I should have won the round right
It's okay. We got it
they knew it was all they're gonna be they're gonna they're gonna know every
location Ralph they have drones I saw us to we need edit today but everyone
lurking much of it
Oh, fuck it, what an arm on that guy.
Bomb has been located.
some matter on me
This is just fucking cringe
Her post on site they have a lesion I
See one one is prone right here. It's Joe both on both are right there
I'm gonna lie on one. I might be able to I'm gonna be able to kill Joe Loki
He's so lucky ducky with a side of fucky not only that way
How did he know
I
Don't have fucking guy
Fucking 11 HP J. I got this yes
I gotta play like my dick is out I'm gonna fuck
Yeah
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
Oh, no.
Get the LJs out, bro.
Yeah, you're dead.
Are you retarded?
Okay, yep, yep, yep.
We're good.
We're good.
This is the round we win.
That's it.
We just need one, right?
We just need one.
Bro, we just need one, Jay.
Please, bro.
It's like...
Rock in, bro.
Just lock in.
Should we switch sites?
I don't know, though.
We could.
I'm down.
I'm down.
I don't know how to do this.
I'm down.
I'm down.
I'm down.
I'm down.
I don't know how to play any other sight though. Okay, then
Six oh lead by the way, bro, this is literally damn game actually the game should have been done. Just want to be that guy
Yeah, because of the fact he did say seven Khalid
Joe is always at that spot that outside the reinforced wall always
I
Waste the time DJs my timings off
Well, that was such a free round one of those not that round around before that
Just don't see what year reinforce that
Fuck!
What?
I'm just scared, bro!
Glee, glee, glee, glee, glee, glee, right now, 3-2, glee.
One is right here. They're doing the same stride one there once I'm holding this I'm
holding this down right here. I'm holding it down impossible to kill me. He jumps through
that door or window. He's dead. Come on Joe. I know he's gonna do it every single time.
does the fuck out of the government coming down it's right there
one right here one one there he thought I was gonna play close-up
they're both same shit both right there
I
Swing it fuck her
He just read
Once right there
Rise want to swing him
I'm there once there ones addicts still or right here. They're throwing flash
I'm good. I'm good
No one push yet one is still there
Yep. Yep. He's up to
He's on, he's on site.
Fuck.
He's gonna plant.
He's gonna plant.
Nice.
Still?
No, he's not in the door, in the right, yep.
Is he to your right, maybe?
Wow.
Oh, I forgot about that.
No, no, no, no.
They're-
AHHHH!
Like, what do we do different?
No, no, we can't.
Oh, this is bad.
OHHHH!
Back things in tomorrow.
Bro, like, did we just be cringe?
Like, did we lurk?
No, no, let's play together.
We gotta play- okay, we gotta do something different.
We're playing the same shit.
That's- like, uh...
You know what? I'm gonna play there. I'm gonna do what they do.
So butterlosey has one too!
Yeah I know. I'm gonna do what they do. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
I'm gonna do what they do. Just follow me.
Are my headphones on backwards? I'm gonna do what they do bro.
I'm just gonna hope that I don't get spawned peaked. If I get spawned, keep peaked with chover.
Dead ass.
I
Yeah
Fuck this character. Yeah, no bands sus
Wait, so I can't even we're good. We're good. We're good. It's a mental bro
Oh
Neither of us are playing bad bro Jinx he's just playing like a god right now
Honestly not in that good
I'm gonna break one down and just gonna go to you
Yeah
Yeah, oh my god, but this guy's fucking cringe man
I'm a dead man walking, bro.
I'm a dead man walking, Jack.
He peed through, uh, not the garage, but...
Who got this?
Honestly, it's just you versus JC.
Joe's the robot.
Joe's the fuckin' robot.
Oh, yeah, like what does that care to me? I mean, I'm a dead man walking
My dead man walking bro
the
there's no way he's that cringe right?
is he gonna jump out he might go like this new jitzy soul cringe
Jason finger my ass no it's over
Oh my god, they're gonna just...
Yeah, they're just gonna start all over again.
Jigsie's lurking. I know this, sir.
He's lurking somewhere, bro.
You got this.
Come on, baby.
If there's anyone that can do it, it's stable fucking Murmado.
I have 18 seconds.
I'm dead.
Nice shot. Nice shot.
Oh my god!
Oh my god.
Bro, is this the end of us?
You're pathetic.
Bro, stop!
Stop!
We can win this!
We can win this.
Listen, Joe literally sits on that fucking reinforced wall every single time.
It's just a 1v2.
It's a 1v2 reference.
Okay, no, I'm not tripping.
I'm not tripping.
Secure the bomb.
Like, voila, I'm not chipping, bro.
I just need to speak.
I just fucking device-crawl.
Please, bro.
I can't hear your dumb voice anymore.
Please, man.
Let the fuck in.
Fuck you.
They don't go window, bro.
They never go window, so should I sit somewhere else?
I feel like I have to sit somewhere.
I don't know where to see four,
but I have C4 now.
Let's remain jammin' race.
Yo, you let me know someone's here, please.
I'm gonna play at, this is Attic, right?
I'm playing Attic.
Oh no, oh no, me, oh no!
Hey, switch it up!
Oh no!
No, me, no, me!
Reloading.
I broke the door. I broke the doors. I'm a dead man walking.
I don't know. It's okay. I'm in the worst position.
Alright.
Oh no, I didn't mean to walk here.
What?
They broke the...
I told you.
AHHHH!
or last operator standing.
I'm dead.
Oh, he's gonna have to steal a cheeky little plant.
Op-Ford has located a bomb. You know what to do.
Did you see me? No. Are you sure? Good spot. No, no, I'm positive. I didn't see a camera
your sheep no he's better bro oh my god Jason bro you died to joke you died to
joke wait wait we're still in wait what what is it over oh no it's it's died
it's oh no it's because it's it's always one by two oh god oh god oh bro wait
where are you spawning are you three are construction I'm going I'm going
is it over GG yeah we said 10 we said 10 yeah you also said go by nice now
playing one by two bitch you didn't say use it we said ten we said ten wait you
the one who literally said seven point lead the game would have been over bro
hey Joe I kind of just want to go to 11 just to shed on them one more time
I have a habit!
No, that's what I have a habit, bro.
Well, the spirituals helps you now!
Idiot! No, the game would have been over!
Idiot! The game would have been over!
Idiot! If it was win...
He said something, I don't even care.
Where are you spawning? Are you spawning construction work?
There's no help, kid. There's no help.
No, no! Don't go junkyard! He didn't junkyard!
I know understand English, but we are fucked!
Like, bro, it's...
What are you talking about?
We can win!
It is fucked!
We can win!
Oh
This is heat keep heat this window last time
Bro, Jesus, shut your bitch's ass up!
What the fuck?
Just walk in!
Just walk in!
Just walk in!
Bro, he's-
Oh, and I just-
He's playing the case character.
My shoulder fucking butt touched.
Diamonds are formed under pressure.
Ten seconds.
Thanks for the one bit.
Insertion in five seconds
A bomb must be located and abused
I got Joe one shot
Please please we have a chance to come back
I'm gonna go I'm gonna go to you. I'm gonna go you. I'm gonna go you just relax
Joe is right there playing like a fucking move. We're good. Let's say my camera stand my camera
Moving or no?
I don't see anything. I'm joining you. I'm joining you. I'm looking for Joe. He's right there. He's right there
Okay, found job
I'm going to you. I'm going to you. Hold on. Just chill. Just chill. Just literally chill for one second on God
I'm gonna fucking asshole
I'm gonna drone again. No, you're fine. Hold on. He's right here
Is he in B site?
He's stuck right there. Yep. So this guy's a bot. I'm staring at him with my drone. He's right there on the door on the door on the door
Oh my god.
Good shit, stable.
Good shit!
Good shit!
We're still in this!
Come on, match point. This is it.
This is it.
This is it.
This is actually it, bro.
Wait, wait, I thought it was one by two.
No, now this is just strictly just
first whoever wins this.
Okay, bet. I bet.
Let's do this.
It's not his thing, it's not his thing.
Alright.
Wait, we're on a tactic?
No, it's still 1 by 2, it's still 1 by 2.
Oh god.
Ah, I mean bro, let's play fairs here, bro.
He did say 7 point lead, so this is fair too, just doing this.
Yep, he did.
I'm gonna play Bulk.
Should I go Doka B or Ying?
Dude, just play whatever you want.
Oh
This is match point is it right this is match point and we're on offense
Where you sit I think I low key switch characters
But I don't know why I keep doing the same shit every single time it's my brain fucking defected yeah
I don't know anymore, bro. Honestly, Jason, just do the best you can, bro. I don't want
to hear that, bro. I want to hear a strategy. I'm just going to play attic. I'm going to
play attic. I'm going to see what there, let's go over there, okay? Just take your
time you don't got to swing anything I'm gonna break window go out of with it you
don't gotta go out of good me let me cook a little yeah unless he's lurking I'm
I'm going to be perfectly fine.
I'm scared.
Scared is just an emotion. And it's temporary. Winning is forever. Lock in.
If you don't have a door, if success doesn't knock on your door, Jason, build the door.
One is at it. One is at it. A deletion at it.
Oh
One one out again one B site. Should I just swing them bro? Should I show them alpha or no?
There was you, please
If you swing I swing
Canelo detonated
Lookie my drum
Oh lesion is just be doer be doer
Camera out here
Read out
The both addict both. Oh mother joseph both are attic
Nope one's on b-side one at it. I might be able to kill one attic if we wait a little bit longer
I
Talk to me
I'm not seeing nothing. You have a drone. Nope. I hear Legion mines where I can't really leave attic
30 seconds. I'm gonna try flash feature. Oh, this is just a gay fucking mind. I'm gonna
flash that. Yeah. Nice. Do you know where the last one is or no? I don't know. I don't
Motherfucker we got it. We got a plan. We got I'm running and ready
GG's bro. GG's GG's GG's.
Good game. GG's GG's GG's.
You know, I just, I did a lot better than expected. I know. I did pretty good.
I know. 2-1-11. 2-1-11.
It's okay, we still got, alright, what's the next game?
I dated Joe, bro. I dated Joe.
It's okay, it's okay. Everyone just smile. Let's just, it's all.
Now that's how you play video games!
You won you won but but you did say 7-0 lead and you gave us a six, but I don't care. Let's just go that's him
Let's go that's him. Yeah, yeah, what game do we want Jason? What game do you want?
We also prolonged the game to give you guys another chance of winning Jason. What game you want?
Actually said
Okay, okay, what's our crap? What's our crap? Okay, so I don't think a kill lead is gonna fucking work because or like
Kill race because the kill racer is gonna get sniped so that's what I have an idea
We're all on toolkit, right besides Joe Joe are you on toolkit or no?
No, he's not we can't do delay. It's not I was gonna say literally a one-minute delay. I'm back one game
He's around to help.
Bro, Jack, how do we do one game of what, Fortnite?
Wait, shouldn't we do a box fight?
Yeah, but they need something, so...
We need a big crutch, bro.
A kill lead, no?
I feel like we have a box fight kill lead.
It's like, okay, 99-0 Peter Bot, bro.
Like, we're just gonna get...
We're gonna turn off fucking Steve.
Yeah, like Steve, at least y'all could headshot me and shit.
Like, I don't even know if I can kill Ron in Fortnite in a box fight.
Okay, we give a run like a guncletcher
Because we could do to not a bad shot. We could do box fights, but I get no shotgun
first
What if we do to beat you box fights?
But you have a pickaxe what the fuck are you?
I was gonna know my chance ain't pistol only like a common pistol. I don't think you should give me that
I'll be better with that. I'm not I need to my opinion
I'll do it if you want, but I think a common alright, so we get all gold guns and you guys get all commons
There wait no
I'm sick though
Wait, so how do you have no shield?
Okay, bro, I don't even know I don't even know how to build
KVM
Okay, okay, I mean I'm gonna do all commons if that's fair. I don't really know how to set that off
Are we able to do like a no build?
Uh, awesome. Yeah, but I still think you're gonna. That's like I I mean
Sunny bond if you think you would still shit on us. I know builds. I would rather view no builds
Okay, what about?
Yeah builds it's zero chance
But no no without fortnight without builds we might as well hop on Val I
I don't think I actually also don't think
No, but it's gonna help you
I think you have a better I mean quickly from wrong child like you guys can tell me I feel like you'll have a better chance
Killing me in box fights. I don't need a shotgun to be honest. Yeah
But we're on no shotgun. I can have shotgun cuz I'm sure I'm actually I like dude
I like so much. That's not even wrong. Yeah, I'm just gonna go on literally gets a common fucking
pistol I like Joe I can you do that I don't know if you can do that I'll do
it shields we get shields we get old guns Ron gets a common fucking pistol ever
can you do that like how do you set that up I'm the fucking candy man bro oh my
god aren't you able aren't most like box battles you spawn in an area where
you like pick your guns prior yeah but there's like the box fight shit is like
I don't know how to it's good weapons. Yeah, I don't know how to change it
Lacey said
Lacey said that squishy thought you would do good against him in no builds and didn't get one round on him
I'm I think I think no shotgun back box fights is fair like no shotgun
I'm wrong. Well, I'm not even gonna build though. That's what I'm saying like I'm just gonna wait for you
But what's like that's like yeah, but that's kind of like you for rainbow six
He's like not trying to be that guy, but it's like it's like the same shit. You know what I'm saying. It's like, yeah
What do you mean? What I'm saying like you know how he was like
Bad, but y'all still won like he's gonna be bad in this now
You know say like there's I don't know you're gonna be better in Geo guesser than me and you know, it's like I don't know how
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so I don't want to be flying. I can play controller. I've never done it
Ronon could happen. That's like such a crutch
But Fortnite's just one of those games where like if someone's better than you you actually just cannot kill them
If it's a level playing field in in builds and we got my bad
But we got to do before
We'll do that we still got to do for regardless
Yeah, what's a good way to do fortnight because a kill is not gonna work as a stream cybers
Well, what about build fights like the 99 zero ship, but we just do a smaller thing
We have to kill you like once and then you just have like shitty guns
We have to kill both of you guys
You have like a common pistol. Are we still never winning that the way I okay?
No, I actually got to do this we could do we could do box fights and
I could do I could keep my shotgun no heels, but I'm on 30 FPS
30 FPS
Holy 10 crutches
Wait, how about how about no audio, no keyboard?
No audio doesn't matter.
I don't need all.
No keyboard for Ron, no audio, 30 FPS.
And eyes closed.
Yo, yo, how do you want to do it?
I think my entire stream just crashed.
TXPC crashed.
Are you good, Jinx?
I think my whole stream just crashed.
I'm back though.
I'm back.
Let me know let me know you want to do like we got a we got a thing that we're gonna be here all right
We saw so many games, but
Well, it's first four, okay, I first of four versus five
Will be I feel like we should hash that out now. So if we're at that point
Like first of five, I mean something bro. I'm not doing shit all night, bro
I can do five I can do four we'll do first of five first of five, okay
Okay, I could do that. This is just gonna get like okay, so look at my hold on. I
Think I figured out a way Jack and make this fair
30 FPS
No, I'm gonna play
Hold on. Oh, that's it. Hold on. I'm gonna play
30 FPS and I'm gonna play on a fucking Samsung. Give me one second. I come in later check a
Samsung
If you look at my game if you look at my game, um, I don't know how to describe this, but
So Ron you're gonna play fucking fortnight on a Sam's just look at my game. Just look at my just look at my
Your characters it's just like
This is gonna be really or all right. Oh my god. Your whole screen is like 30 pixels
Yo, this looks like fucking Minecraft, but like let me see let me see what the game looks like hold on
Let me see what it looks like on this. I'm on 30 FPS
Let's see
Bro, I like the idea of build fights. You're not gonna read about the fight
You're never gonna listen. I'm just gonna play cringe row the same way you play our six crits
I'm literally you're never gonna get a kill and why don't we do zero builds? I mean we can never do bill I
Think your best bet is going to be
Bro, you just said the you just said if we do builds we're not winning
Stealing yeah, box. Yes feeling shit like no fights. I'm just gonna go
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I can't get to a game run. What about box? I build bro. I feel like no build we have a better
Like you don't understand bro when I played archie in box fights
I didn't build but I did be in guys this game gonna load or should I just restart my game?
like my god oh shit I got kicked out of laundry got it oh my god I just got
Dodger the side cat on box fights we have to win once you have to beat us
ten times box fights you have to what we have to win once you beat us ten times
I mean okay what and I'll take I'm gonna take that I'll take it I'll take it
beat us once I'll take that beat us once then you get you get like we be
One time and I'll take that I mean I'll take that I'll take that you are
That's fair. Wait, but it's just one pump on Ron's head one pump head cap and it's over
But Joe doesn't know I'm still this not gonna be I don't know how to make my associate is I'm not gonna do
I got my money. I mean we could do to
I
Don't understand why if I'm in another stream you go in and say fuck you Jinxie in that chat it's like
They call me fat brown look at me
Dude run yo chat. What's fair Ron has to kill us Ron and Jason Jason's playing to Ron and Jason
It's not like a 2v1 like if we kill Ron Jason still gonna kill us. I feel like bro us having to get two rounds
Is I feel like one round there? Yeah, but then it's like it's but then it's like our six. It's like we got fucked
You know say that he got a C bronze in fortnight
Okay, but I believe like three games bro. Okay. That's my point could do we could do it
I'm not building could do it. Oh lead to 15
No, here's what I think well what we do box fights. We are
We do box fights we all have the same guns same loot same everything we have a 19-0 lead job
We beat him one time box fights fly by their instant like 30 seconds. Yeah, I know
20 20 to zero like this like bro, I don't know one be one box beating me a hundred times over
I'm warming up
Run you're playing on five frames per second, bro. No, I'm playing on a foot
I can't even I don't even know what I'm looking at is that him right there. Hold on
Me this is probably our worst game of the day as a team
Like I'm not
Check what am I out of okay? I could dead ass play like hold on hold on. This is actually
Look at this. I could play like zero
So on a one out of ten scale my fortnight skills
Look at my shit. I could play on this if this is you over the plan. I could play on this. Oh
You're gonna play us on this
like I'm watching a stream from like 2009
let me see if I can load up you see out Joe
yeah yeah yeah yeah okay I could put on
no I can't put on to two is like unbearable
like Joe he's flying and he's literally
like pixelated not even do what I mean I
could do this
I
Never mind
All right, how about you play on that and we have to win two rounds
Rock I'm not telling you to go pixelated. I'm not even telling you to go pixelated wrong
We win we have to kill you one. We have to kill you guys one time. You have to kill us 20 times, you know
We have to beat us in 20 box fights. We have to be human one box
I gotta up it a little bit then I gotta up it like
So how do you even play just give me a second me see if I can
See Joe runs on this we have to go
Yeah, we have to kill no not him we have to beat him and why can't you see the enemy wait hold on
We have to win bro. This is unfair. This is a bird yo guys
I don't even want round to do this yo rounds chat. I run is the one that wants to be on mine crab settings
Run! Can I be on fire?
At least I can't see the enemy, I don't see him!
Fuck the pixels! Just play normal!
Play normal!
I'm gonna get seasickness watching this, bro.
Seasickness?
I'm not feeling like I'm watching an early version of mine.
Oh, shit!
Nah, bro, he's still winning.
So, can we start?
Yeah, Ron. Ron, if I'm gonna love you, bro, on God, I'm feeling nice, bro.
All right. So I'm playing like amazing, Jeff.
I'm playing normal or no? Normal. Yes, normal. All right.
How long? 19 kill lead?
Yeah, 19 kill lead. How many times do we have to kill you once?
One time?
Wait, are you five foot 170?
Yes, Ron.
So then it's a, so then it'd be 18 kill lead, right?
18 kill lead.
First one to 20.
We have to kill Ron and Jay-
and let's hope we get Jason's probably better than both of us as well, Joe.
I invited you, you definitely are, Joe.
Wait, so we need a-
How many rounds?
Joe, we need to win two box fights, then you need to win 20.
And Ron's on the count.
How do I add-
Ron, that's your user?
I'll be like, uh, alright.
It's five foot-
Oh my god, everyone's gonna add-
Do you have anyone added that friends are friends or not?
No.
Okay, so-
I'll add you faster than anyone.
Probably not, but it's five-
Foot one and 170 LBS and then wait for it. Wait wait wait. Hold on and I sense that's a
Go with chicken
No, we need two kills. We need two kills. We need our two wins two wins
Jason's level one disguise. I know Wow
Well, I gotta put on an aura skin for this
Yeah, what mode do I play like where do I find 2v2 Bob's wait, but run if you're run hold on I have a question Ron
Yeah
The 18th the two kills thing was only brought up when you were pixelated, but now you're not pixelated
Yeah, you also said it was a seven point lead in Rainbow Six Siege
And then you guys we won by seven and then you're six I can't bill like you can just head shot
I'm gonna make you shit bro. You know you're gonna lose regardless
All right, we have to get two rounds bro. Let's get that yet
Which is gonna be one one after this is a joke. Are you Nick a 30? I'm Nick a 30 right now
Never back down never give up jellyfish jam
Wait, what is the math? Did I know I?
Need to get a 2v2 map
So chat we need to win two box fights. What are the odds of this run a pretty normal box two box fights?
What do we think?
Two box fights and zero percent chance. I'm certain of it.
Wait, zone war is easier, Ron? For them?
For us.
Zone war I'm just gonna build.
If you wanna get out of here, I'm trying to find the...
They made this shit so confusing, bro. Like, why the fuck would they ever make it like this?
So, Fortnite made the settings confusing too. I don't know what they're getting into their head, bro.
What's my sensitivity and that's it? We don't need build release time I'm ready
All right Joe we can do this show don't fucking give up
Joe one up to the head and bronze dead. All right. That's actually not true
Oh, here you go with this messy shit here. He fucking goes man
Jesus Christ.
Oh, you wanna run out?
Ha ha, snap the llama.
Ah, he's a 7.
Love, love, love.
Guys, let's start this, bro. Let's start this.
We're finding a server, buddy.
Yeah, we're two hours in and one game in.
It's okay, bro. Sometimes,
sometimes life gets you unexpectedly, bro.
As long as the chat's having fun, I'm having fun.
Can we get a W, Ron, or the bandit to the heart of it?
What is that fucking emote, Jason, just there?
I
My god
All right, Joe's we got to kill him twice lock in Joe
I'm telling you we're gonna go to them twice bro. Are you gonna build?
I'm not I'm not building I'm so damn
My teammate Joe or Jason. I'm not building
Are you picking all of our glasses?
Wait, it's always a one-pump?
Bum-ba-claw!
Yo, you hear that? We can one-pump them. We can one-pump them.
You can one-pump them, bro.
I feel like I'm gonna die.
Yo, what servers are we playing on? What's my ping right now?
Oh, should I change at the central? Should we back out?
Nah, I don't care.
I don't think that's a change in shit.
I'm going to shoot. I'm going to
shot off. I'm going to shot off.
I'm going to get a shot off. I'm going to go to the
close. What are we going to do here?
Because this is how you know, I don't think we're going to be much strategy going on here.
I feel like the you're going to be the builder for us.
Okay. Yeah. Good.
Don't worry. Don't worry. Don't get close to him and pump him
This is that
Okay, Joe if you win this I'll blow you he's not gonna win the station just fucking fool. Yeah, why can't I see my HP?
Oh, they changed my HP on the bottom up
Joe, I'm not even getting her coasting this pump one. No
I need to let us bomb.
Listen, look.
Just don't worry.
You're packing up, right?
Pack it up.
Pack it up.
I hit a 51.
Don't worry about it.
Come here.
Jason, don't open my edit cell, you motherfucker.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Don't lock it!
You got this!
OK, we need one more.
I want to get one full box.
No, no, please.
17 more.
Please, bro.
God, I just want to see Ronnie the whole head of lettuce right now.
Who the fuck is building?
You see? He's our builder.
He's still up! Holy shit!
Ow! What was that perspective?
On to you, on to you!
No! I see that close.
Oh, fuck!
What?!
Oh, God!
Marjason, this is easy to not die.
Just spray the whole time.
No, don't!
round they got a win-fifty we got a win-one
I feel like we're not over back
I'm gonna need some help
nice I'm not gonna lie
You're gonna see the way Jinxie can shoot his shotgun. I'm forgetting
The way that we win bro. We just got to kill one of them. That's you be one
The same way you hope
So hard
I'm fucking mad now.
Oh, GC has like amuses that aims to my fucking dome.
I'm like,
Yo, literally target run.
Literally target run.
Jason, just use your AR.
Do not man it.
Yo, GC, I'm a player too, bro.
I'm a threat too.
Bro, I'm not even kidding.
I'm just...
Oh my god.
Is he low?
Is he low?
Is he low?
Yo, GC, he's blinding you off.
What the fuck?
Did I say reds?
Okay, here's the thing, he can heal, so when we do it, we gotta do damage all at one.
We gotta do it all at one.
We cannot give him time to heal.
We gotta stay together.
Why didn't Nessie get added to Fortnite, bro?
I think like a year ago?
No!
There it is!
There it is!
There it is!
There it is!
You got this! You got this!
There it is! There it is!
Jason! Jason!
Jason, as long as you don't just troll...
I'm not gonna troll, bro. I actually feel good.
I feel snappy.
You fucking made me want to pickaxe that time.
The box!
Don't do that!
He's rushing, he's rushing!
He's shooting, he's shooting, he's shooting!
Oh, Jixi, you gotta rush in there.
Hold up.
I just died the fucking messy.
One headshot.
I know you're nervous, I know you're nervous, I know you're nervous.
Run! Don't get nervous over there, kid!
Don't get nervous, kid!
They literally let you kill me, Jixi.
See
No, they need 10 more we need one bro Jason do not fucking throw my shit
Jason you don't want these ones you don't want these ones Jason
You know what these ones what I want to know like Ron can lose it. I harm a second. It's a 185 pumps in the head. I'm dead
Shut up
I'll make it with bro, I'm beating the game too.
Yo, get in the box!
Oh sorry, sorry, I thought we had to wait for 30 seconds.
Stay in the box, stay in the box.
All right, go, go, go, go.
Come in the box.
Bro, what's the build button, Ron?
You're actually-
Oh no, oh no, oh no.
Yeah, it's like, it reminds me of like,
we played hardcore Minecraft.
I only built on controller when I switched to KDNR.
I never learned how to do it.
Me and Dapt and Jason played hardcore Minecraft
for three hours and Dapt didn't know
how to build the third hour in, bro.
Like, like, it's just right play.
Yeah, I know.
understand the concept. How do I build a pyramid? You go, you hold B and then right click and then
you go fuck yourself. Come on bro, walk in. Jason, don't show again. Jason, just play back bro,
Seriously
I should have never chose it's my teammate this is like really fine though we're close to close like swear
This is one man, maybe open the fucking
No, I woke up. I woke up. Come on, Jeff, you got this lock in lock in bro lock in Jeff
Yo bro, are you fucking kidding me drop in rock? Oh
Oh
Yeah, you don't want it you don't want it you don't want it you don't want it
You
I knew there was no world I'll lose that
How many more do we need?
So I need you to play lost stop worrying about how many more
Joe had one strategy that worked and now he's retrying it every time
Six or all right Joe lock him I can
Oh
Nice good job good
Okay, they need how many more how many more how many more I need five more
But Joe is it okay Jason just watch your back Joe is just running around
He sees actually a burger
No, I've got to go for a flange
I can see you bro. He just ran at the Joe Ron goes on the right every time and Jason goes on the left
Okay
Hey, they need what for more three more we are only killing Jason he's gotta ignore Jason you got a stop dog
Why do you think we're gonna make it above?
Let's bomb his fucking grave!
Jason, don't, don't!
Jason!
Oh my god.
I'm stuck up, stuck up, stuck up!
Stay with me, stay with me!
Stuck up!
Oh my god, I'm down!
I have a fish!
On plane, on plane!
He's north?
I'm actually just not worried at all, bro.
I know my teammate has this in the bag, that's why I jumped in.
I'm gonna take it.
Ron is freaking out.
I'm gonna pop this.
He's shielding, he's shielding.
Good job, thanks for the fucking deal, by the way.
No problem, bro.
How much shield does this fuck with?
God, now I got full HP again because Joe gave me his fish.
Just watch Jason live.
I'm watching I'm watching
Why died a jinxie I'm a god strike me down
No, oh my god
Wait Ron, what was your help when I won't help you unlimited, bro, don't worry about it
For the love Jason
I promise he's just wait. Why does JC know what he's doing a little bit?
Jason you don't want this
Okay, so
You're not even breathing, you're not breathing!
You let us get!
If it's a one-way one, I'm getting you!
It's a one-way easy to play with one!
Go left, go left, go left, go left, go left!
Joe, I...
You fucking FNC-ed winner, you little shit!
I'm like the fucking level!
Sit the fuck down, matter of fact, you're fucking waiting!
Bro, Jason, I'm worried about the-
One minute, one minute, let me get an email real quick.
Alright, fucker.
I
Can't believe you got that first kill of the bat no
Bro Jason Jason who went for a pickaxe and I'm like oh brother
You know, good. We knew we knew we were out back there. It's all good. That's pretty cool. Oh my god
Now what's the next game?
Do one of our games or do we want to be rusty and do a neutral?
I had a comfortable leave. We're good. All right, so we won that one so we could choose a game since it's one
I feel like it's only fair we choose it. Yeah, we choose. I thought if you lose you choose
Oh, yeah, if you lose, I'm gonna go be you pick whatever you want. All right, should we do neutral or should you give me?
Yeah, what do we think I was I was gonna do about it about potentially doing a neutral
What do you think?
This is scary.
We should have won each neutral.
This is what's left.
Anything but IQ test.
I'm down.
If I say IQ test, you're down either way.
It's our choice.
Why is IQ test?
You owe me Jeff.
I mean bro, let's do spelling bee.
Joe, pick something man.
I don't like that you're...
Let's do Gio
A bit of a hot way wait run is the northern hemisphere determine if it's on the
And we are going
VIPs can type a country yeah
You got a fan, yeah, your name.
You got a fan, yeah, your name, bro.
I know how you get, Joe.
Yeah, your name, yeah, your name, whatever, bro.
If you want to use yeah, your name,
like I don't think you're gonna.
I don't think you're gonna have a problem.
That box size is kind of fun.
You just keep going.
All right.
I chose Gio, Jinxie.
I like that.
Dude, I like that.
I like that.
Okay.
What is their handicap that we're going to give them?
More health or a multiplier?
The thing is, bro,
Gio is like R and G, like they could maybe just get the city right, but we should still give him a cap.
Please God.
I'm gonna make, uh, I'm gonna make a costume right now.
What is the sound of that?
If the sun is in the lobby, you know this!
I don't understand English!
Shut the fuck up!
But I am excited.
Yo, and Jan, I'm sending the lobby link, don't leak it.
If the sun is in the southern hemisphere-
What does that mean? What does that mean? Just just help me with that. That's all I need. That means you're in the south
Yes, Southern Hemisphere
Oh, what's it like in Sun Brero is it sun
Okay, I don't think I can actually change your
Individually can't I know there has to be a way to change individual health. How do I do that? You could you if we do that or wait
Wait, wait, wait, would you guys rather have an advantage in like a best of five where you have like more health or would you rather us just have to beat you in more games?
Uh, low key.
I know, I understand.
Stroke.
Like, would you rather, would you rather us, like, would you rather do like first to three wins?
You have two.
Now we low key.
We have to get three in a row.
Jason, the thing is about more health, the thing is about more health, it's kind of, he's trying to fucking mind fuck us right now.
Because more health doesn't matter if they have fucking multipliers, so he's trying to finesse us right now
This is a finesse if I've ever seen
First to three okay, we could also do this I'll air this we could do more games or we could do first of three games and
You just start with a multiplier. So if you get one right you do more damage
Um, I don't know if I can I yeah, that's honestly yeah, am I able to do that?
I don't think you know, I don't know Joe cares if they do no move. I think they can show I'm scared
What if they just get like a city in Honduras dead on right away? Yeah, they could yeah, but like it's all I don't
Like are you guys good at no moves to game? Are you guys good at no move? I
know better at yoga
that move but I don't say it's I don't think that's going to be your idea of
that's the fairest thing for us to do is like the fairest thing is probably
you can't move around but Jinxie I don't know but then oh we could do that
like we it's first of three games I'm not allowed oh we could do that but then
Jinxie can start coming to you so it's like no okay but then we could do we
You can do first to three games one.
Our team's no move.
Your team is able to move.
So I just no move.
That's what pros do.
Like when I played like, um.
Is that fair shot?
Like some pros in GeoGuessr, what they do
is just no move, no PandoZoom, and I'm allowed to do whatever.
OK, so you and GeoGuessr can't move, but I can't.
No, we're not going to do no move, no PandoZoom.
That'd be really unfair.
I'm not that good.
I just spawn in front of a tree
and have to guess where the fuck I am.
Yeah, I can't hear a clue.
I can do no move.
But that would be like a word of bond thing
because I can't make it no move for us.
So I just think we would promise that we don't move.
So both of you guys can't move?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it'd be both of you.
Yeah, you would also be unable to move
because it would be weird because we're
going to hop into the ebony calls for this.
Yeah, you're just going to say, I'm
seeing a language that looks like this
and that I could just tell you where we are.
No, that's fair.
That is very fair.
That's fair.
OK, so no move and you can't look around
or you can't look around?
No move means I can I can do whatever I just can't move I'm allowed to look around like I could drag my mouse to like do a 360 and look up at the sky around that's like I'm not allowed to move
Okay, but can you also can you also make it so that the time when you guys guess
Instantly give us like 10 seconds. It's 15 seconds, bro. That's Geo guesser. That's gonna be our whole strategy is I'm gonna have to guess quick. Oh
game. Oh brother. So Joe, I
can't either. Why why would I
why would I even do because
then it would just be totally
unfair because if if it's no
move for me and Jinksy but you
guys can move and after I
guess there's no pressure then
it's like can you make it
guys 30 second minutes. No do
you guys have games fly by
can we do like best of seven
because they're literally like
some of these games. Yeah
we'll do first we'll do
or flies by my game.
Yeah, sir.
Now, you're OK.
Are you guys joining the lobby here?
We go.
I'm the only one in here.
Joe, I don't have an invite.
I have.
I sent a Lincoln gen chat in this.
Sir, thank you.
I mean, so just so I understand,
it's straight up best of seven.
We're all going to have the arrows,
but we're not allowed to click them.
You guys are.
You guys are.
We could do anything.
You guys can't.
Jason's receives.
Yo, how do I move this fucking weird shit on the right?
We want to go to a separate call.
Yeah, we have to be happy.
Yeah.
We're gonna have to go to a separate call. You're so derpy, bro. I'm gonna go now. I'm gonna go now. All right. Yeah, I'll type
Bro, please the yay or nays bro that that I'm not gonna look at the yay or nays dude
I when I tell you Jinxie I or not Jinxie Ron. I don't need yeas or nays like I
Think if you're saying oh yeas or nays that more applies to you and Jason
I
Jason Jason on my switch rivals that had a whole mother German job sitting next to him my head Marlon, bro
He has a fucking brain. That's not a human that is that is that's that's superman
That's super. I won't look at yeas or nays of my chat. So I'm not even gonna look at my chat
It'll say an email only though, but like I'm not I'm not gonna rely on them at all
I don't understand, but I excited. Let's go. Can we delete that really quick delete that? Oh
I
So listen
I don't know. Okay, if it's if the Sun is southern it means it's above the equator, okay
I know the spending yay or nays, bro. Oh, man
Okay, okay, okay
So what the term is the east or side of the world? Yo, yo, yo, yo son. Yo sunny bun. Yo lock it
Listen if this just in Vietnam trust me. We're good. I
Got a teammate that doesn't understand it
What are you talking about?
Walk in me
Yeah, let's just
No, no, stop with the yay or nay.
Stop, stop, stop.
When the sun appears in the north, it means you're in the southern hemisphere.
Ready?
Ready?
Ready?
Let's go.
Okay.
This is-
Does she look like Arlington, bro?
They're going to find out.
It's India.
It's India.
It's India.
No trouble.
No trouble.
No trouble.
You sure?
Yeah, yeah, I'm positive.
I just don't know where though.
I don't know where.
Okay.
I trust you.
one spot and you go the other side so like okay so you go to New Delhi I'm gonna
go New Delhi like this looks like it's not in New Delhi though this looks like
the outside so I'm gonna go to the Ghana you gotta go like a distance away
maybe Mumbai yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I like that maybe so long ago
I'm just gonna do it I'm gonna guess we gotta put some pressure on them
Alright, alright, I'm gonna go Sir Lanka on him
No, you should never what?
I said I'm gonna go Sir Lanka
Don't ever let me again
I know my fucking geology okay, oh
My god
Tell me what I see 7-11. Oh, this is
Is it Japan South Korea North Korea?
It's not China. I don't think it's China. It's just SK. It's just SK
What's the best part was the best part was the best part Korea South Korea South Korea
I'm going I'm going to take all they go Guangzhou Guangzhou Guangzhou. I'm going Guangzhou, please
Guangzhou
wait
What the fuck is that?
We're fucking jetties!
All right, that's it.
We won the first.
We won the first.
We won the first.
They're actually dumb.
So I've noticed we're not nearly as good as...
No, no.
I'm going to be honest with you.
I'm going to be honest with you.
The thing said...
How do you see Asian leaders?
These Asian leaders are the ones that are going to pick Ukraine.
Those were the two easiest things.
I'm really not.
Okay, we'll run it back. We'll run it back for the one time. All right, let's go. And but that I had a home
I had a home turf also
Wait, that was actually home turf on both sides
What the fucking windows background this you look like Australia this it kind of looks like they all knew Jersey
Wait, the sun is nowhere to see.
Shut up about the sun!
Bro, does it kind of look like Arlington or a little bit?
No, okay, it does look like mountains, there's mountains, there's mountains, there's mountains.
You see mountains?
I'm not going to lie, I'm not seeing a single sign.
There's Abells in the middle of the street.
Is this the United States?
Snow!
Snow!
Where are we?
It can't be Australia.
It's snow. I'm going I'm going I'm going with the lady a bro. Fuck it. I'm going Montana
Wait, did you see not guess oh?
We did guess he gets new zealand
Desert
English it's not English. I'm not kidding. I see this might be
Any science oh, I see I see ever big I see ever big I see air big I see air big
Could it be yeah, I'm not any Arabic country Jason. This might be home turf Afghanistan Afghanistan. No, I don't think it's India
I think it's home turf home turf. I'm going I'm going I'm going I think it's home turf from turf. Oh
My god, was that closer?
Oh
No
Wait any any signs wait what building is this from that kind of looks like
I guess
I'm going through there.
No, no, no, no, that was that was Dubai.
Why?
Nice.
Sorry, I'm sorry.
Oh, OK, this is a sign.
This sign, this sign, this sign.
Was the sign say it says Jaguar del Monte.
So it's a country.
Okay, Spanish country South America or could be South American country here.
Um, I think it's like, you know,
wait, no, no, no, Spain, Spain, Spain, Spain, up, I think Spain up.
What's going here?
Are you sure?
Jason, I see a 60 sign.
I'm going against Columbia.
I'm going to Spain up.
Portugal.
I'm trusting.
I'm trusting.
I think it's Spain up.
I think I'm not I think it was I think it was Columbia. No, I know it Argentina
You're trolling a little just see just see your panic. Just just relax reset reset the mental
Me that's on me. I'm talking. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's okay. I'm one side
I thought the sign meant European with the red circle, but okay, we're good
What is it first two? Oh no
Wait
What is this?
Russian Russian some some Soviet country some Soviet country is it it can't be a
member it can't be Russia like the top of it I'm pretty sure it can't be I don't
know the Sun is nowhere to be seen you got it you got it you want to do
Ukraine I'll do Ukraine I'll do Ukraine bottom of Ukraine I'm gonna just
I guess a city over here, I fuck it.
I don't know about this.
Oh my God, yes.
Oh, nice job, nice job, nice job, nice job, nice job.
All right.
Yeah, it can't be, when it's Russia,
it can't be like in the middle of it.
So just remember.
Ooh, I don't know what this is.
Oh, is this, is this the same shit?
Wait, I think I,
I don't know the language,
you understand that language or no?
Ah, let me see, let me see.
We have an advantage here, they can't see the sign,
they can't see it.
It's a fucking N with a little swig on top, but it's an upside down N.
Is this Sweden? I didn't know that.
It's an A-B-I-A-C, but it's Sweden colors.
There's a sign here.
It's not English.
Oh!
I think, I think turkey, bro. I think turkey.
I'm going Istanbul.
I'm going Norway.
No.
No.
It's only by 2.30. It's fine. They have a multiplier. They have a multiplier.
Ukraine Wow look bro I
Knew it. I should trust him. I've got it
Jason what I got they can't move there. Remember just look for signs quickly. They're gonna try to guess no fast
It says PTO pure my day is up here
I see a sign
Which was a sign here? I don't know language is this
La Excellencia and cafe
this is a Spanish word could be South America here I think I think we go
South America I feel like this is I feel like this is a Colombo Ecuador I'm
going here excuse me I'm gonna go on Nicaragua what
Oh
We need more health bro. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. That was just unlucky guess. Oh no. Oh no, too
Too late. What is it? What is it? It's first of four or five. I think
Just
Bro, I promise you it's an Asian country. Okay. Hey, no trouble. Like it's no more screaming. We got to actually guess
We guys guess I'm gonna look at the Sun. I
Don't know where this is
This island or oh
I see white male rapido taxi rap rat radio taxi
Even though we're Greece is like around I don't I don't know if it's Greece and to Spanish country
I'll go I'll go I'm gonna spank. I'm gonna spank. Fuck it. I won't spank
It was grease on everything grease. It looked like grease nice job. Nice job. Nice job. I just saved us. Oh my god
Okay, they're fucked. They're fucked. Okay, they're gonna try to put something in quickly
They're gonna just understand if it's United States, and I think it's United States
They're gonna try to they're just gonna try to instantly put something down. I'm liking it. It says don't worry. Don't worry. This is
East Coast East Coast East Coast East Coast
You gotta guess she will lie guess it's like north of North Carolina, Virginia
I think this is like rode out of Connecticut
Nice nice
They're gonna guess it instantly
I'm thinking I'm thinking Brazil I think in Brazil no way one of the colors yellow and
Argentina Argentina Argentina Argentina are you going to see I go Brazil
I think we rushed it
Oh, no, we fucked up. Oh, we fucked up. I think fucked up
Bro, this multiplier is broken on this multiplier is so broken we should have taken more health
What the fuck dude, I don't know is this Brazil they're gonna make a quick guess they're gonna make a
Like they're gonna make a super quick guess you got to be ready
There's a lot of mountains bro
hilly hilly I'm not alive this could be Asia bro I'm going with Brazil I'm
gonna go with like this road fuck it you guess anywhere guess I really want
this you look like Thailand bro brother guess Thailand bro just do it
bro fuck this shit is so please be Thailand please be Thailand oh my god we
lost again wait oh my god we're saying it it was you're right it was
This comes Costa Rica. Oh, no, bro. This is Costa Rica.
Jason, I don't know what this is.
They're going to guess quick, though. They're going to guess quick.
This is this looks like Europe. This looks like Europe.
This is Tokanga to practice 200 G. Tidgens working.
What the fuck did you just say?
The instant. I think Germany.
Mine.
I should have guess Belgium. Oh, I fucked up.
I should have got Bell Jump.
That's...
No, no, no, no, no!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
We got that! We got that!
I knew it was Bell Jump!
Oh look! I could have got the fucking one!
Oh you could have.
You could have actually saved us from this.
Are we in fucking happy land?
It's kinda a little light.
This is like Finland or Sweden.
Yeah.
I think it's like Finland or Sweden. I'm not gonna like Finland or Sweden
Where did that sign just go it says Florida is to my left 200 meters
Florida it's not Florida though
What's that sign oh my god see Florida yeah, I'm not gonna lie. I'm gonna guess
It's either I'm gonna just lead in low key. I'm gonna go in between Sweden and Norway
I'm gonna go Finland then in between the balls. I'm just gonna go Finland. I think you should have gone higher up Sweden. Oh, no
Wow, he's
Fuck bro. Is that two oh or two one or three one?
That's three one. That's three one, bro. That's three one
Why is my FPS fucking two, bro? They're too good at this
They they low key shouldn't be able to move. I knew it, bro
They shouldn't be able to look around bro like why don't know what I'm noticing, bro
We give such good handicaps
I've seen these houses before. This is definitely Pennsylvania. It's on the east coast for sure.
I'm gonna go... I'm gonna go...
I'm gonna go Kansas.
Wow!
Okay.
Wow!
Okay.
Wow!
Okay, what?
What?
What?
What?
Really lost, bro.
Give it up, bro.
Wrap this shit up.
I don't know where we are.
They shouldn't have been able to fucking look around, bro.
It's fucking over.
Let me go up the fucking street.
Oh my God, bro.
I mean, bro, I don't know.
I don't know where this is.
I see an Asian lady.
From a hole.
Oh my God.
I should have played this shit with Lacey.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Fuck you.
Wait.
It's it's Uzbekistan. It's Uzbekistan. We're not where Uzbekistan, Indonesia
Bro like we can't change the rules now, bro. Yo, it's just like we just should not just let them run
But we gotta stop letting them just run over us, bro. We gotta let them stop running over us, bro
They low I'm not alive. We needed a bigger. Yeah, bro. Well, oh well
And I'll put that baby raise my child when Joe came in after the first I said
That's just like that's just impossible, bro
chat I
Mean I'm gonna lie. I think y'all are the reason you lost is because every single time it was South America y'all were in
Another fucking continent brother. Yo, by the way, the science at it
Sampdoria in Lucru and you guys said Indonesia. Yeah, but I got a fucking dude screaming in my ear saying
60 equals Spain
Yeah, but I saw the number 60 and said oh, it's Spain
Cuz it was like a red circle sign never seen that in America's lives soon to Europe
We got this bro. All right. All right. What game do we do now? It's 2-1. It's hard 2-1. Yeah, fuck this shit.
What other games do we have?
You got Rocket League, Valorant, CSCO, Wingman, 2v2, Spelling Bee, combined IQ test, first to a Fall Guys, Duo win, Mecha Chameleon, 2v2.
Get on Valorant. Yeah, get on Valorant. Let's just collect our red ball.
So it's 2 to 1. Let's collect our red ball.
Let's collect our red ball.
Wait, hold on, Jesse. Can I hop down in the call real quick with you?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's collect our red ball.
Oh my god, bro. Listen, bro, I want to personally apologize to you, bro. I want to apologize to you, bro
I'm not playing good for that reason. Can everyone drop a twitch primer? I know to get no ads
Honestly, not a horrible idea. Not a horrible idea at all
Um, so how many kill lead are we giving them because I'm not even know 10 fucking kill lead
Spanish because Brazil brother I six months it looked like Brazil it looked like the favelas
I've seen fucking
Namar scored or the game not even on yet
Oh
Yeah, it's gone, bro
So just maybe mad big thing for my Christmas
Wait Brazilians don't speak Spanish
But Brazilians speak fucking Brazil you dumbass
Fucking stupid
Bro puts it Portuguese in Spanish is harder to fit differentiate
I'm trying to tell me some fucking idiot
Doug the Brazilian is not a fucking language
What you're gonna just say you're not a link country
But bruh, Brazilian is not a language. So what the fuck?
Actually, I thought I was Portuguese
Portugal speaks Portuguese you fucking dumbass
way, so well
My god, you're confusing me. No. No, no, no
Okay, bro, what are they in that call talking about right now?
I don't know bro, but I'm gonna be honest with you
You know this whole Joe coming in just like running his balls on us. It's not happening no more. I'm dead serious
Yeah, like oh, yeah, like I'm gonna speak up. I'm dead ass
You're right, bro
Just cuz he has a fucking degree in philosophy or whatever the fuck
He instantly came in saying all right. We're gonna try this one more
But if it doesn't we're gonna just see how it plays out like fuck no, bro
that shit when I do it they say baby rage when they do he doesn't they praise him
look at his chat saying mecha chameleon
I'm bad at drawing too I'm pretty good at bro
what if I go to I'm good at dancing I'm gonna dance I don't understand
I'm good at a lot of things
Yeah, are they getting on? What's going on here?
Oh my god, man, the guy who just ordered fucking Air 1 to the house!
That was you!
I'm good at push-ups, bro.
I don't know if I can push-ups.
Neymar Jr. is on the bench.
You heard?
Oh, fuck that shit!
I'm looking at my chats, aming fucking shitty emotes.
Two droolers not knowing Brazilian Portuguese.
Fries emoji.
And I got someone saying, courage JD live, I'm a dick.
Go fuck yourself.
I'm gonna get it.
Yo, hold this shit down.
I'm gonna pee.
Ah, fuck.
Fucking Candy Man, bro.
Fucking Candy Man.
A Brazilian psychic said that there was about to be aliens that run onto the
field at the fucking game oh yo yo sub route we've strategized and we are now
better prepared than ever we can't do this now describe what the fuck this
term is isn't peeing ooh problem what's up joe bark vanguard anti-cheats not
been initialized if this is your first time playing you need to reboot your
computer to continue oh my mic's popping is my mic popping your phone
Wait, you don't have it
Yeah, we can't get judge camp cuz you're not a toolkit. I'm gonna pee. I'm gonna pee. I'll be back
Wait, what do we do bro? I see us as a whole different game
Yeah, can you hear me is my mic still popping you're good, but I think you need to you're gonna have to know it is popping
No, you're good. You're good. I think you have to restart your computer
I don't know if you can if I restart my PC
Will it just auto install it? I think so right? I think yeah, right if you have the game install
I'm down to reset
Stream for like 30 seconds wait, but did you install Valorant today like when you got on no
I just had a re-sign in and I haven't played down so long that it's saying I need to redo it
But they're saying no you play in your bios
So you're saying we can't play about it. I'd say I need to reboot my PC and that'll end that'll end your stream, right?
Yeah, I think you might just need to reset. I'm getting confirmation by a tech nerd right now that says no, you don't
Just leave it my PC. I think yes, but Joe if you don't click stop streaming like if you restart your PC
Yeah, it'll just go to the it'll go to the emote crying emoji. Yeah
Depending on your PC if it's good ends it if it ends it ends
I don't really care. I'm down to reboot my PC. I'll restart my humble as fuck
I'm not like we get a whole lot better like that. I'll read all right now
No, I'll be back. I'll be back in a minute
I'm gonna put some W's and hearts of bandages, but this guy's a good dude
And in Joe said if y'all are waiting on your stream to come back, man, I'm down to be the way
I'm down cat looking sideways, you know Jinxie you there bud yo tootsie there
Toots
I'm back. It's very true. I mean as a generation
We would have wasn't we saying w Joe because Joe just donated all of his earnings this month to fucking charity just said
Joe did yep, and me me and Joe
Yeah. You and Joe did. Yeah. We got a W wrong with the hard bandage and that, too.
Hey, shout out to Joe's chat saying waiting room in my chat man. Y'all are the best man.
Shout out to y'all. Hear from Joe? That's love, bro. That's the dead ass love.
Mine's one down 180. Wait, what happened to Joe? Joe just told us that he's going to restart his stream
because in order to donate his subs for the stream he needs to end his restarting it real quick.
Oh, type one in the chat if you're here from Joe type two in the chat up here here from Ron type three in the chat
We're here from Jeezy type four in the chat if you like Bartle
Why the fuck am I in the fucking tutorial? Hi guys. Have eyes change my diaper ASAP. I just shit myself
Oh, I'm on a new PC. Oh my god
Why is Valorant like literally the fucking CIA?
Why is this game just CIA they're mining Bitcoin for more PCs?
I hate aiming with mouse bro
I hate playing any video game in 2020 above fucking burger
burger
It's cuz I'm on my wrong account, but no I'm on my new PC burger. Oh, no, you have to restart your PC, too
No, he's on the game. I've I said wrong account. No, it's fine. You're on the game, bro
I'm on my here's a job
Wait, what is it about a losians called do you guys buy show
Oh Joe didn't make it bro. Oh no. People still be buying shit. Noooo. Yo I'm back. I'm back. Nooooo.
Hey Joe.
You're humble as fuck. I'm not gonna lie bro. You got a lot of W's in my chat. I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna be like, oh you gotta fucking switch games because I just have to restart my PC. See that's a W right?
See bro that? I'm not even kidding. W Joe. I just had a tear drop down my leg.
like. W Barfarts. Are you sure that's going to fix it, though?
You try it. That should be started in Vanguard.
W Barfarts. Joe, you're just so cute and humble.
W Joe. Hearts with bandages. Guys, if you came from Joe's
check, go back to Joe. He's back. W Joe, W Alpha Gal, W
Balding, W. W Alpha Gal. I can't believe you actually
Not that bad. That's like that's gonna be the scariest thing ever on the odds are so low
Well, I mean the scariest shit wasn't when I knew I had it. It was like, bro
I was just randomly breaking out in hives all over my body and I didn't know why like that shit sucks
Yeah, my god works death by a steak would be a horrible way to go out
bro when I was in I was in Mexico I order
tacos from this guy that spoke a little bit of broken English and
And um
It's like shredded chicken with like hot sauce on it
So I'm like chicken like can I get three chicken tacos? He goes chicken. I go. Yeah, he gives it to me. I'm eating it
I'm like what he said I was in I'm on the third one and I'm going this tastes kind of like pork
I go back ask him what it was he said work and then I had to go make myself throw up
That's actually horrible
I'm not that's why I don't so bro my girl she always wants to go on hikes
But I'm like no I can't go on hikes as a ticks. I'm afraid of getting the disease
Like, bro, I just can't do it.
I think that's a different problem.
I'm probably staying inside, but I'm so nervous.
I'm so nervous of the bugs.
Oh, my god, Valorant's in my chair.
Let's get some gifted Valorant.
Valorant, give everyone 1,000 subs
for playing your fucking game now.
Oh, I got an invite.
Oh, Valorant.
I'm requesting to join you.
I don't know.
What is skirmish?
I don't know.
Is that just like KM?
Let's just do, we can do one Swift Play game.
Make it quick, yeah?
One Swift Play.
What does that mean?
No, we need a handicap, because this is y'all's game.
Just do two of the sites, yeah.
No handicap.
Well, we're going to figure it out.
I'm going to ask.
All right, we can give you a map and ping, bro.
Fuck it.
Map and ping.
That is not a hint.
I'd rather have a kill lead.
Yeah.
How many kills does it go to?
Like all three.
It goes to what, 13?
13, 13.
Can it go to 13 or no?
Yeah, it goes to 13.
13 and how how there's how many rounds are we getting yeah, that's what I'm saying how good
Are you guys like oh no guys I'm listening to so far. I think flat like three years ago about you peak flat
Yeah, oh no, but he's just saying he dogged my ass in the Brovy Bros. So surely we got a good
I mean, I did probably iron.
Sheriff only continuously shoot the target in front of you.
OK, but just guys doing the
trip guys just spamming my chat that I'm on black magic right now
that he put a curse on me.
Tell me to spin around my chair and scream, bro.
So I say, if we do scourge, then we don't have to the bomb, bro.
I don't think we should do scourge.
So one of the one of the two of your breakdowns
Tune the chatter for yourself three a chatter
Actual valorant like to be two plants, but if we do switch play you just need to give us rounds
Yeah, but how many rounds is fair? Let's just do let's do regular go to one site and it y'all get y'all get killed
Yeah, how many kills no bro. You can't you can't just like cut off half the map
We need to be able to wrap
I'm making better for you.
I'm going to do both sides, so you can do both sides.
The reason both sides are as Joe's,
because it's a 50-50, let's say we just go on.
Yeah, no, I agree.
And you could just run on site, and it's just holding.
But all right, so we'll do one side.
We're saying do retake mode.
What's retake mode?
That's right, retakes.
I've never seen retakes.
I've never seen that.
Diffuse slash protect mode, pre-plant, and spike,
3v3 teams escalating loadouts,
randomized ability section, first to five.
I'm not gonna lie. Let's just play normal
Study normal for what is wingman?
Are there that's a Seattle game?
Um
So we're just gonna do regular valorant only one site first of 13. How many rounds are you giving us?
I gotta mute this fucking guy on the mic
If you give us rounds are we switching at 12 like that doesn't I feel like is there a way that you could customize that oh
Fuck you're right, bro. Cuz it auto switches, but there's a setting where we can just switch back sides, you know, I mean, I
Mean bro
There's never gonna be a real Jason and Ron what ranks did you guys sit in Valorant? I'm unranked
I mean, I said I'm very to a mortal so I was probably maximum like during its prime diamond three. It's my guess
I never hit yeah, bro. We're going to 13 y'all gonna give us like seven rounds. Yeah, that's fair
Is there a way to do that from the start Chad or no?
So y'all were ascended and immortal
Yeah, and we're platinum ranked
I'm not gonna lie. Yeah, seven we can give him seven run
All right, give us nine you agreed to it to her what the fuck are you crazy?
No, we're giving us a whole thing about that one though is like we just hit them in the head. They die eight eight eight
True all right seven rounds
So it'll start seven zero. We just need six rounds. They need 13
Yeah, yeah, so let's see get in the lobby brother. I have to play the tutorial man. I don't know
Bro, I'm not alive. Yeah, you know, wait, so wait, so what do you think you're about to get you think about to get a nine kill lead?
You can literally just get free fucking kills.
You're a piece of shit.
You're a piece of shit.
How about that?
I'm gonna rub steak on your fucking face.
I wouldn't do anything.
But he doesn't know how the gal works.
Oh no, not how the gal.
Oh fuck your son.
Ryan, you don't know how the gal works.
Oh fuck your son.
You just don't understand that I have to digest the sugar molecule.
Holy fuck I'm screaming.
Oh Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ, we should obviously have an IQ test after this. Ron doesn't understand how to do this.
No fuck yourself, bro. And you're disengaged as white as benedicts.
Ah, here we go, man. Here we go.
I am the one, the one, your son don't need a gun to get respect upon these streets.
Shut the fuck up!
Get on, Jinxie, we're waiting for you.
I'm in the tutorial for the fourth time now.
Now what the fuck I thought you play this game for?
Why are you doing a tutorial?
I bought a League of Legends account with my Valorant account and then got banned by Riot
because Riot is literally the fucking CIA reincarnated.
So now I'm on a new PC with a new account and I have to go to the bottom of the tutorial
and we're not going to be able to fucking play.
So let me plant this spike and win.
All right.
A Valorant.
Let's watch Jynxxy.
Let's see what he's doing right now.
Yeah, Jynxxy.
I don't know if I like that. I don't know if I like that as a favorite pick.
That's like saying, that's like saying like regular potato chips are your favorite chip.
I don't say the Ender Dragon one, bro. That's a special thing.
What was the Ender Dragon one?
He can't repeat it. It's only a one-time match.
Can you say it?
It's one of one.
It's one of one.
It's a rare.
It'll never happen.
It'll never happen.
It'll never happen.
It'll never happen.
It's one of one. It's one of one. That's a one of one. It's rare
It'll never happen again. Did you get did you get the moment framed if you were there dropping me if you were there for the
That ball, right?
Yeah, this is where a bunch of LARPers say me right now
I think see it literally just told you to move to the escape thing and you don't are you just like a burger
Like you're just a burger brother. Yeah, there's no there's no way you can't skip the tutorial
Yeah, can I skip the tutorial or no because if I leave my gun if I leave and have to restart it God strike me
down a mountain battle as well what is what it bro I just restarted my PC
he deployed
are we playing a song on a fucking ukulele right now what's going on
are you playing an actual song right now
Oh, that's actually pretty good.
What is?
You don't know me.
Oh, no.
And kiss me slowly, it's the sweetest day.
Oh, brother.
And it's all changed.
I'm just kidding.
But if I may, you don't know that you are.
Excuse me.
Y'all, I love your bro.
Your legs don't work like they used to.
You ever thought about going on the voice?
I have, actually, Joe.
I bet when I see Lo Green would turn his chair for you.
There'll be you.
Thank you.
That means a lot.
I low key learned a new song on the piano.
Oh my god, I wish I hear while we wait for JC the Francis
to tell you.
I got you guys.
You just have a piano in your room.
Yep.
The heads don't walk like they used to, people.
Wait, yo.
I sweep you off of your feet.
I know we can hear this shit.
Jay is starting to rule out.
You hear that?
I hear that, hear it, hear it.
That's here.
What song is this?
A-B-C-D-E-F.
Got an F?
And then G-H?
No. A-B-
ah
Here man, here man, here man brother
No, no, I fucked it up. Hold on. No, no, no. Keep going. Keep trying.
My chat gets a thousand subs
Never quit Ron. Keep going. You're right. You're right. You're right. I need some juggies, bro. I need some like momentum, please
That's the way I'm trying to lose
I'm gonna say I'm gonna say I'm gonna say
Yeah
I can't stand this shit, Jinxy. How much longer in the... how much longer in the...
I think I'm out. I think I'm done.
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
Okay. Yeah, let's hear it.
No, no, right this one. This one. This one. This one.
Oh my god, I hear it. I dare not to hear it.
Listen, listen, listen! Just shut up, shut up, shut up!
Okay.
Joe, could you add me?
Oh my god.
No, I thought that's wrong!
Wait! Wait, wrong! Oh my god, look at this!
Jinxie hashtag MVP
What's your minus Joe Bart five hashtag J a seven FA
Joe Bart five
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Bro, at the same time, at the same time!
Ready?
3, 2, 1.
Wait, 3, 2, 1.
Joe-Bart5 has to have J A7FA.
J A7FA?
Yeah.
Joe-Bart5.
Yo, Bruno Mars, what a sack!
Jobot 5, hashtag 1!
J&A, you are a rat in me, I had to do that!
Yeah, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.
What's your name?
Great. Let's listen, let's listen, ready?
I'm Matthew.
You don't taste the cake in quiet?
Let's eat in this one, ready?
Alright, let's stop here, stop here, come on.
Last one, last one, last one, last one, last one, last one, last one, last one.
Yeah, yeah, CG!
Yo Ron, can you get on your fucking setup please?
We did ask a son of a band.
I can start a band.
Holy fucking shit.
Alright we're gonna go.
We're gonna go.
What's this like noise policy?
What's this like noise policy?
Somebody pick the audio, I'm going to lose this.
Pick the audio, I'm just hearing like ghettos and then echoing noises.
180 bing you're on 30, fix the bing.
Hold on, we got a tool.
You're echoing.
No Ron, it's you bro.
Oh
Wait, it's jc jc. Oh, it's almost like I just fucking said that
On the piano
Please change servers
servers. Oh my god. That's
got to go. All right. Can we
start the game? How many rounds
do you all get? Seven?
All right. So you all want a
seven kill lead just off the
rip. All right. It's gonna be
It's
Jinxie bro you have to mute Jinxie. I'd rather be on defense first if it's 12
Give him defense Ron. All right, so let's explain the wolves. Yeah, how we doing this one map or one site
Right gives
We can give them seven. I'm not alive run like what their dog shit. I genuinely believe yeah
Yeah, we're any shooter, it's a cake walk.
Bro, you lost a shooter an hour ago.
You literally lost the shooter one hour ago.
Well, technically we won because it was 7-0
and then you made it 6-0 randomly.
So that's one, that's one.
Connors getting pulled one inch away from the face.
All right, they're saying a 6-0.
What's the two, 13?
Bro, seven rounds, seven rounds for a trial.
What is he saying six you want to get ran over bro? Let's do it, bro. No, let's do it. What?
Bro you were immoral. I was a Senate 3 Gcs these iron dollars plan. It was for
Is iron even a real rank we have a cumulative peak rank of like silver your peak rank is like
Yeah, but that's how that works. How you're goaded at fucking Geo guesser and he was goaded at
Now you're gonna get fucking destroyed for that little slide remark. I'm thinking I'm thinking I'm thinking I'm thinking I'm thinking
Yeah, I don't want to hear the piano. I could get back on a little way. No. No stop. No I
Like Haven okay, I what what site yeah
Haven's a B and C right. Yeah, but if you if you choose see then that means you can go through garage, too
You can't you magically win this
Yeah, I'll I'll say I'll say a site
Just know that if you go B is B on the left side of the right side chat if you're defending
The B's on the right that means you can go through mid
You can't you can use me. No, I think you should oh, so you can't like hard flag
No, no, no, you can you can you just have to plant be you have to play it. Yeah, you can go anywhere on the map
But you could you have to go anywhere on the map and you have to let me got it
All right, then seven rounds so we have to win six you have to win 13 name our goal their line
All right, ready. I'm sorry
Switch, uh, drop all remember it's gonna say zero zero, but y'all have seven okay starting game
Why do you keep giving them these rounds because they're gonna complain and I promise you 7 0 is nothing
No, what do you want to play that we don't need smokes?
I
Don't might be broken here. I'm gonna be honest with you. It's about flash. It's about flashes here
I'm gonna be honest with you. Just like sure. We don't need smoke. I don't think we need smokes, bro
I think you just need flashes. I can go I can go Phoenix here. Oh, Vinny just go the goal
I don't know how to play neon. I'm not gonna do it. I'm just gonna play smart. It's either chat either play jet ice. Oh
Jet ice or I could raise I could raise go in I haven't done in a long time, but I could look you just go in
I'm not gonna I can play over and you get you you
Yeah, I'm gonna play I saw I saw the smartest I just I just I have a blind and a smoke because I used to main
Omen tooth. Omen's good. You got flashes.
I bet. Easy.
That's- Reina would be the worst pick here.
We don't need like, heals.
If I'm on ISO, I could just like, JC's not gonna understand it.
I'll lock any amount. I'm gonna activate ISO's ability and he's gonna be like,
WHAT THE FUCK?! I HIT SHOT IN IT!
Holy shit.
Oh
Wait they have double flash no smokes. Okay. Yeah, they're just gonna do Joe's just gonna throw flashes
No, remember that I haven't played this game in a long long time
All right, do you want me to buy flasher? I think we try them out ago
Yes
What do you say tell him yes tell me why do I have a message from lays and fucking?
Yo, I
Can't see their tech shop for some reason all right
Where we don't emo
I'm gonna smoke smoke right
You're gonna play with you or no, they're gonna Phoenix. I guess he's gonna Phoenix flash around that corner
He's just gonna stick he might push up. So just play audio play audio
I'll play slow
Let me save my smokes
Wait for the bush
Not a lot I'm not gonna smile. I'm gonna walk up one
All right, I'm gonna
Wow
He's right where you're looking
No way
No, I didn't hit him
Oh my god and they're on defense first like I knew it. No
Done
Yes
You want a force here?
We force singers
I'm gonna
They're gonna play dumb flash. I'm gonna I'm gonna flash over it. You see pushed up last time. I'm gonna pop. I think I'm a push. Yeah
Over there, okay
I'm with you. I don't have my eyes ability
I
Was gonna play back here has no birds. He has no birds. He has no birds
He's right side
Tell me when you want to swing
I'm not allowed to do that every single time he's gonna buy a shot like this is like
No, they have no money. Remember we can go anywhere in the map. Do you want to just like go like I don't even know
Buy a real gun here take this
Well, they have no money I feel like we do the same thing you want it. Okay, I bet I have no money. They're probably gonna stay for next
I'm walking on the site and might be double it up on site here Wow Wow
He's
He does have a short ear
Got the spike he is a spectator
I have a reputation to maintain.
Cracks, knuckles.
No, you can't just scream you saw him.
I don't know what that's called, double box?
It's a box, whatever, a box.
Green box.
We can't just keep going through.
What do you want to do?
Are you going to switch us up?
We can go mid now.
But you're rushing way too much.
You just got to take your time.
It's so much time.
wait if I throw a smoke it doesn't regen right I think it does I don't know I'm
gonna throw a smoke market and then we play mid here
I
He's done
No, he's one shot twice one enemy remaining
Your flash rubber, okay
No way. Oh my god. Oh fuck. You have nine. Oh, I know. I don't know what we gave them this big of a kill
I
No, but nothing else bro, and then you just like it's like
I have my eyes so good you just want me to activate a 1v1 off the bat or no
Yeah, yeah, yeah as well. You want me to try to find him first or no
Joe loves to play market your love right? I just activated instantly like on market. Yeah. Yeah
I got his phoenix all brown motherfucker
This guy's not with the larp, buddy's good at the game
Oh my god, Jinx, he knows how to shoot his gun. What is this larp warps a horse?
Wow, they played up how bad they were bruh? Yeah
What the fuck is this? Well, they got defense to it like y'all
Order so that'd be here
All right, you see has no money money
I should have played a bullshit ass character
We've got to get how when his defense wait how many runs defense
He always plays market I'm gonna flash market here
CT I'm getting lag one might be lever
Fuck you could use your ult to get info
play back
Don't do it if you don't have to next time back side. He's back
Don't do it. You have a flash or no
I'm gonna be I'm gonna be I'm gonna be I don't have to be so
Good life
She's fucking lurked through me that's good. We have a lot of time we couldn't lurk we could do the same as that shit
Yeah, yeah, I'm done. I'm done a place low or although a smoke and then
Yeah, yeah
Tell my rap all the way through a to their spawn
They have money or no barely barely I think they're gonna save here
I'm walking all the way around holding my gun I'm holding my gun I don't trust these
motherfuckers I'm gonna start pushing me when you cross this one I'm in spawn but I don't
know that there's one
I'm lurking at main
Last one's on site, last one's on site
I don't know if I hit him
Okay, I'm gonna flash
I'm gonna flash right side of back site
Can we lure him? Hold on, don't swing if you don't
It's double swing together
I got you. I would have gotten you trade.
Nice, nice, nice.
Smooth!
You know what I just realized though?
We should pause the game because
we're just going to play offense the whole time
until it goes to like
10.
Um, yeah.
So how do we do that?
How's that like, we're just going to play offense
for another 5 rounds? No more, right?
No, 6 rounds.
Oh, is it?
That's why
Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna flash for you then quick
My smoke CT for you
Everyone close
Look at market I'm looking market. I'm gonna smoke market. I'm fighting. I'm fighting. Let's go. Yeah, come here. I
Swear God I heard one blanking have no smoke next smoke in 25
Kid Loki play slow
Check out the other spawn again or no, no, I think we walk up in it here
All right, I'm gonna smoke CT
Yeah, but let's just not let him do that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, nice.
Yeah, I know.
Nah, he knows how to play, bro.
Holy shit.
So how many rounds do we got to win until it's switched?
Um, I don't even know to be honest with you.
I can grab all in.
I can grab all in.
No, I can grab all in.
I can grab all in.
I can grab all in.
I can grab all in.
I can grab all in.
And grab no way let me get over I just keep forgetting to grab it. Oh my god. I want me one iso every time. Oh, yeah
Wait, okay. I'll
I'll flash off Ripper for you again
So you can just grab old
I'm holding for you
Wait one flick I think
One enemy
What's up 180 80 80 80 80 sorry fuck I sold he's tucked lever
Nice, you're golden. I sold bro. Oh my god. Okay, we're good
I have no money on they have no money on that aim. Okay. I saw I saw I saw I saw let me just get the work
I got old
Yep, I'm gonna just flash for you get that shit easy PC. Where should I where should I open? Oh?
Um, you could you could use your old to figure out in fine. Yeah. Okay. Nice. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I
Recommend you do it like market
But don't do it off the back let me get my word versus
I'm not gonna flash just grab
All right, I'm with you, I'm with you, I'm with you.
Run down, run about.
Okay, that's good, we just saved an ult.
All right.
Okay, so it's 8 to 9.
Holy fuck, no.
All right, all right.
I
Laced the ground that shit lace crap it
All right, what do you do here? I'm gonna I'm gonna do close this old flash close and then old you can save your
Don't see market. I don't see the whole site. I'm gonna get one. Yeah, I got one. It's jinxy
He's 120
There's an idea oh my god nice old you oh god I did
I told you not so
No, on my soul I thought I killed him. I did I thought I killed him
Now he's gotta carry them for the rest of his life. Oh my god, I saw the ice in a junko
Now I sold you what is the score nine to eight to ten
That's why we should we have kids. Yeah, we're good. Yeah, it's about us. It's about as well
We gotta win this round nine three curse month
Fucking doorbell bro. I'm a
Okay
Good flash out of marching here close the door
One more kid market laughs go outside here
He's got a plan. Just go side. Just go side. Look. I'm a plant right my plan right here
We get double straight right there. We just double straight there
Okay, I'm not breaking in on just don't be don't be don't be come here. Yeah
Yeah, just wait for it.
He has dog, he has dog.
Don't peek.
Just when you're peeking, just let me know.
The dog did not see any of us.
Just wait for the jump.
Left lane, left lane.
I'm not gonna peek, I'm just doing the jiggle.
He doesn't know how to do a lot.
He doesn't know how to do it.
He doesn't know how to, he doesn't know the tech.
He's left side, left side.
I'm just distracting, I'm not peeking.
He's pushing up, I'm gonna swing.
Three, two, one.
great fun fun fun
good good just play time yeah bring him around the rosy yep new shit
nice
right in the goal bro I actually sold your shit oh my god my god oh my god I sold
my shit no that's my bad bro I'm not gonna lie that's my bad real talk he that's
my bad if we lose this hit all my fault no no bro I'm not worried bro
trust I'm gonna go light armor and buy flesh
I
You know if you want I could buy I could I could I could buy the thing and we I can make them super low through the wall
Okay, wait you could
Or or we flash you push up here. No, no, no, no wait or I flash you push up
Okay, but I think that's what might take like like my hands like how did like like two seconds
Or when you hear my thing activate when you hear my thing activate, okay?
Oh
They made them in
Drive flank or no
Shut the lever, yeah, okay one cp. I'm not one side of you, but
one's market one's market I'm kept up logs now yeah yeah yeah he's on site yeah I don't know I don't
know if you trust he's on site what's on here
I
See that clip no, I did I thought he was dead bro. I swear. I thought he was dead
I'm about to buy a light arm. Wait. Do I still have my light arm? I'm about to buy a light armor
Yeah, we can do the you know flash method again if you want
That I'm gonna do 10 of them
I'll wait two seconds
I don't have my your play right here play right here and flash them don't be that far. So you play with me
Yeah
Any more second?
Flash
Nice
We have like a little strategy like that like us just impossible bro. They just like to win
Hi, this time. Let's play bro. I'm not alive smoke be unless it's playing it together. Come on. I
I just smoke it off. We could just do that every time
But don't your don't listen do not use any ability just watch here. They're I guarantee they're gonna walk it
I'm gonna smoke me and they just watch with you
Yo, I'm a crumb that ass I hear you ready
I can't believe it
I can't believe it
Oh my god I can't believe it
Yo I'm a crumb up
This is score 10-12
I'm just gonna play here
Just shut the lever instantly
And just play play CT and just keep two jiggle peaks and let me know he's there or just smoke it whenever he's there
Yeah
What the fuck did you just say?
The smoke it all available in two seconds. I didn't smoke it
They might work through fucking spawn low-key here on med
I'm gonna just I'm just hold spawn. Yeah ones med
He's got a martial ready. He's gonna shoot that. I'm gonna swing already
No, no, no, no, no, he's got a martial off right now. Hey, let's just play back. Let's play back. Please don't play
Hold on. Come on. We have blum ring. Yeah. Yeah
Okay
raise a martial
Don't die. You just cannot die
uh
Can you smoke it by a little bit deeper or no? He's funny funny funny funny
I'm gonna jiggle just don't don't be I might die now doing but just
He might walk back and market
No, he's out. He's out. He's out
Oh my god
Yeah, I'm dead as a crumb I can't leave it out of Jinxie on it. I said what's that a jinxie on fucking I saw
I'm not even kidding like
That's what I'm still watching. Let's get some gift. It's for that. Oh, I just lost a jinxie, bro
Like oh Jason. I'm watching it. I thought I
Were on the street as you're using Mooda's PC right now, that's interesting what?
Hold on watching the run would be like we cheated. No, I'm lying my chat. So you cheated. I know you didn't
I had a lot of confidence though the first like when we got those first two rounds pretty well
I was like damn we might win
But I kept telling jinksie. I was like now we're fucked on attack
I was like defense. We just have an advantage because I could just like sit back
I was like your champs are also just so good on defense like when you open smoked
Door and then our spawn or defense one. It's like what the fuck am I gonna do like I just have to like run down a tunnel
Slow walking with a dandelion
Why wouldn't I have streuselack rainbow like what are you saying the game is no, I agree. I don't I don't think you
If you had cheated it
See I literally died to jinxie. Um, my food
Yeah, I'm gonna run to the bathroom. I'll be like 30
Jason, entertain them!
Uh, um, I'm so excited. I'm so excited.
Uh, so Joe, do you believe in aliens?
Okay, excuse me.
So, that...
Blake, why does Jeezy have half a fucking headset?
Bro!
How?
How did you do that?
Yo!
Bro!
Yo?
Yo, is Jinxie here?
Jinxie has half a fucking headset!
Bro, I'm not here.
I'm not here.
JC has half a fucking headset
Bro, I'm not even kidding. I dead ass dog here. Can you hear me or no? I
Can hear you out of one ear
I thought I killed you
So I instantly aimed up trying to get my or bro. You just shit on me. I want people I
Can only hear you on my right ear right now
Wow.
Bro, DC, why, why are you mad, bro?
Valorant's a bad game, bro.
Valorant's a bad game.
I don't care.
It's, it's alright.
It's alright.
Bro, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
What is Valorant good for other than e-dating, meowing into the mic, and slow walking with
a fucking vandal?
What the fuck is Valorant good for?
Please, somebody fucking tell me.
That game is trash.
I mean, not too, not too long ago you had girls meowing for you and you said
it was the greatest game of all time, so, you know.
I must report Jason to the FBI so my entire left headpiece is broken
I need to get a backup mic so we need to watch you look at you look at your pin
shaft it was Valorant wrote a baby rage oh okay okay Valorant look no okay no
No, Valorant, okay.
Valorant, bro.
Oh my God, you made Valorant cry.
No.
Yo, no, Valorant, I love your guys' game.
I love slow walking.
Valorant said, why are you bullying me?
So here's the thing, bro.
Jesus Christ.
It's not about, no, no, no, no.
It's not about Valorant, bro.
If some people like it, I'm Valorant.
First off, I didn't know y'all were in the stream.
I apologize.
Let me say this, bro.
If you enjoy Valorant to each his own,
but I like being able to hear my enemies.
I don't know, I like being able to hear them
and not just be in my horror movie.
Joe, my headset's broken,
so I'm getting it back up really quick.
Uh-huh, did you just break your headset?
Yep, broke the fuck out of it.
Because I should have played Valorant with no headset!
Because it doesn't matter!
Matter?
Matter?
I
Alright did he tell you what game we're going to know what game no I
Think I mean I'll confer with him, but I think we're doing Macka chameleon. Oh
So I've never played that how do you play it
It's basically hide-and-seek, but you paint yourself
We're gonna do probably like first
to three or four probably first of four wins
Yeah, how many should we do first of four that's a game of some mood a cheat on right?
Yeah, but we'll do we're gonna do the regular maps. We're not gonna do some weird custom shit
You were gonna do first to first of four wins on Mecca and we'll alternate
Seeking hiding seeking hiding seeking hiding no whistles and we'll probably give like
Don't know how hard is the game to find people is a harp
It depends what map you do
So it's just problem though
Prop on but you don't turn into a prop
Your you paint yourself
Wait my cat is saying that no whistles like super hard
We could do whistle, but we should space it out pretty the only reason I yeah, no we could do whistle
We could do whistle. I don't care. I don't know how I know I think we're right
I think we just need since it's a 2v2. It's like if you have two hiders two seekers the seekers are gonna clear rooms so fast
So I think if you we do whistle I'll create a server
If somebody slow walks it makes minimal noise
I
Dumb set of zero noise it makes minimal noisy. There's no I don't know like see
For the skill gap would go up so much. You see there's no are you no no no no no
Yeah, I know this whole gaming community of gaming world lose equals a cry
All right type in the server name and chat and
and VR password don't shut it.
Yo, I'm not doing this rage bait bullshit, bro.
I have an opinion, you have an opinion, bro.
Let's see what I've got.
You didn't realize when you're not moving,
yes, it doesn't make sense, bro.
Yo, Ron, what are you saying, Ron?
What are you saying?
That you slow-walk.
Bro, she's got the same sound, dude.
It's the same exact thing.
Yup, and that's why I said,
do you have ears?
Get your fucking ears!
Clearly, you don't have ears, you don't.
Get your ears and bow!
If somebody fucks you forward, it'll make minimal fucking noise!
Baby in a discord card, what the fuck's going on?
I like games where I can hear my opponents, bro. I'm sorry.
Maybe I'm schizophrenic. I like hearing where my opponents are.
I don't like people jumping on top of my face and putting their nuts in my mouth randomly.
It's bad and unrealistic. If you're in a war zone, you don't hear the enemies.
the enemies, no? Well, you're not here the enemies in a war zone. Exactly. Point blank
period. Unrealistic. If you're in a war zone, you hear the enemies walking, but that's
the fucking routing the situation.
Hi, guys. Hi, guys. Fix this cortisol, please. This is like, ah.
Yo, thoughts on these settings? And you can air this with your chat, and then
they give me a year and a two hunters, hunter wait time 90 seconds. So, hiders have
a minute and a half to hide there's a three minute search time and a force talk every minute
so three whistles and we'll probably do like a very standard map they're saying they're putting
this fares emote i can't find the game how do you search a server won't let me
uh go it's a search private server and then look up uh every time i click find server
It's a chat. Look at this. It just goes to
What's the server name
Server name I could say they just don't know the password server names bro v bro
That's a good no spaces password. I
Can't click on this shit, bro. It's a good name. That's only two whistles. No, it'd be three
I can't click on it either. I don't understand. It won't let me like tight. It keeps going back
Yeah, I can't either. It's always been whatever. All right, what are we doing?
Mekka millions? Yeah. Make it to what? I think that's only two. How is it only two
whistles if it's forced? Oh, no, you're right. Because at the end that would be
last second. All right, so we'll do what would that be like every 50 seconds? We
You would do a whistle, so then you get a last whistle.
JC, you need a new server, Joe.
But I can't click-
Nobody, I don't think anybody leaked.
Well, shit, I leaked, because I thought you leaked.
Okay, well, I leaked.
I guarantee you I leaked, I didn't mean to leak.
It was, I opened it up.
Sorry about that, boys.
I gotta calm down a little bit.
I got it.
Come on, this is a friendly bro v bro, man.
Bro, is anyone ever in a good time right now?
I'm having a great time guys all right server name sending it
I've created it
Let's see it here. We go. I show my screen once I get in
Yeah
All right, you should learn how to paint first F is paint and
and then R is emote and that's how you hide wait so F is R is emote, F is paint and when
you're painting when you're painting you could use the color reel or you hold
space over an item and it'll color match it and then you can paint your entire
body that color. So Joe it's just off wins right like wins yeah we're gonna just
first of four wins we'll let them either choose to hide or seek first
Cause we pecked game how do you get out of the color mode?
Have you played that again?
Oh, I get it. I get it. I get it.
They're playing this. Yeah.
Pose.
Hold up.
Pose.
Hold up.
Pose.
Do we want to do a test round?
I feel like we should just rip it, bro.
Wait, this is broken.
We're two to two.
Four hours in this game.
Hey, yo.
Hey, yo.
You're on my dick.
Hey, you're on my dick.
Hey, yo.
Oh, so y'all have never played or no
Yo, you can delete it now you can delete it all now from the time
How do you spell run? Are you in?
Alright, so do you guys want to be
hiders or seekers first?
I think we should be hiders. Yeah, Jason?
Yeah, yeah. Alright, y'all can stay in the college, make sure you're deafened for the
hiding part. That's it.
Do we want to do the same map every time or different maps? Wait, they're saying seek-first.
should we seek first?
Wait, I don't know.
Should we do separate calls for this game, or no?
I feel like, I think it matters.
Yeah, you just definitely, you just definitely,
while we hide.
Yeah, we'll change the map every time.
We'll just go down the list.
We're gonna start at mansion.
Mom, we gotta clean this shit up.
You guys see, I'm cleaning the shit up.
No, wait, wait, wait, wait, I accidentally.
Also it needs E-Mode only during this game
because Chad will just say where we are.
Okay, I don't really understand it, but, what's up?
You're just gonna look for us. Yeah, I thought I had a high. We don't need
If you seek first then you'll understand how big are the maps huge?
They vary in size we won't do any that are too big, but this one this first one's pretty large. Yeah massive
If we want to we could start on back rooms, okay since you guys have never played you'll seek we'll start on back rooms
That's a small movie with shit. I don't know how to do
Go stand in the hunter's circle
What does that mean? How do you change the brush the brush Jason go stand in the hunter's circle?
I choose the brush size
Ron go you just hold a right-click and then drag your mouse left or right
Go stand in the hunter's circle you can paint yourself while we hide. Where do you do it running circle this?
Yep, and okay. I'm starting the game. I'm out. It's going. All right. I'm gonna. Yeah, I'm gonna wait wait body type
What is it? What is this? I have no idea. That's now. I'm just gonna hit one. All right. I'm gonna deafen until the game starts
Chat I'm not gonna lie, bro
I'm a little fucking confused. I'll be honest with you, but hey
Doesn't matter bro. So let's say matter
Yo mods, do I have unlimited ammo or no?
Can I just know that?
So you can just like shoot around like crazy.
So, what the fuck?
Hello dude, can you hear me dude?
Hey dude, what's up my heart?
Hello, hello.
Hello, where from?
Does Joe's Jack hit me? How the fuck do they think I stream sniped on fucking Valorant?
I
Smells like predictable like plays ever
Can I
Sure
You're not right. So how long we have a hundred seventy four seconds you know and we we force whistle every 45 bro
He is in view first. Okay, so how do you got it? How does you got to paint yourself, bro?
How does this work? No, I I don't know what to tell you. I like I jinxie. Where are you bro?
Just tell me I just won't shoot you. I promise you I won't shoot you
I'm going back
Wait, this is full you just hold R and you can eat no sushi. Oh
Different the most are all different, bro. I don't know what Joe explain where you are bro. Just explain
Why would I explain where I am even certain?
Be happy, but oh wait. Oh, I'm a little whistle. I heard a little whistle, but can you move once you're in one spot or no?
Yeah, you can
I
Got him
Rose matter the coloring game ball right oh
Pre-head said broken pre pre baby rage so you could be anywhere you can be on the ceilings or no
I could be anywhere. I could be on the ceiling. I could be under like a piece of furniture
I could be a boss. We don't have to have it only mode only if I'm hiding also
The only thing is if you are like
Litching into a spot. It'll tell you
Like if you're head-clitching into a spot. I'll blank. Joe. I know you're taking which means you wait
I want to hear the whistle
No, no, I hear I heard you let Joe I'm right here
Right click when I go or hmm, bro, Jason. I'm nervous. I'm really bad at this game
No, no, he's near me, bro. I can literally smell him say on God. That's I'm gonna come with you
I can smell that
Bro Joe bro, just talk to me bro. You're obviously comfy at this game. Can you tell us where you are?
Say no, it's first round. It's too too tied, bro. We actually we got what we're going to
No, first of four over here. I swear to God run. He's somewhere in here
What he's quiet he's quiet one of us is on him. Oh
No, hmm. Are you?
Why I'm literally hurt in seconds. Is there another whistle or no?
Now you got 20 seconds wait. There's like two whistles
There's three you missed the first one because you guys were killing Jinxie
No
When
Okay, so now they hide, right?
We stick on the same map.
Yeah, we'll do one round, one round on each map,
and then we'll switch maps.
Wait, where can you see?
I actually don't understand.
If you just step up on, you can climb as a seeker.
Oh my God.
I just hold space, look, if you hold space on a wall,
you just levitate.
I literally didn't even, I couldn't see you still.
So now we seek, right?
We're gonna seek, yeah.
Oh, go, so you're supposed to right or left click
the emote wheel now because there's new emotes.
Oh, what?
I couldn't get to any of my old emotes.
I didn't know they added this shit.
What is this?
Oh my god, I see it now, Chad.
Why would I ever use this pose?
Like, when is this?
All right, all right, all right.
You don't have to do it, but only for me.
Go deaf and pay attention.
Deaf and both of you.
All right, I'm going to start it.
All right, just deaf and both of you.
Oh my god, I understand it now.
All right, Jason, ready?
Yep.
Wait, I'm deafening?
I didn't get it you just paint yourself as a wall and just go into a fucking tiny corner
She should I go say spot or no? Should I go say spot?
Same spot. That's risky, bro
Okay, look at me. High time is 90 seconds. Just shove yourself into a little baby crevice
Can I go in between these this like
Oh god, oh god, he knew a spot bro. Oh god, that was a nice crevice wait
Give me a give me a oh
No
God no fucking way bro. Oh my god. She's she's she's she's
There's no good spots bro
There's no good plots.
Generally no good spots.
You know, it's over.
It's not, it's like terrible.
Oh, Jesus.
Actually, Jesus.
I'm not even telling you.
Yo.
I'm gonna-
It's over.
It's genuinely over, bro.
I'm just dead.
how do you get this color how do you get this color what's the button what's the
button what's the button what's the button yep we're back do you guys have
good hiding spots literally the hardest map on the game to hide on by the
way so why are they not talking I don't know run what's wrong you nervous
Yeah, they're stuck in a lot of them.
Fuck this game!
Fuck this game!
Fuck this game!
That was a terrible spot, James.
OK, GG.
I don't know.
I don't know.
That sucks, bro.
What the fuck?
Run!
Run!
Yeah, bro.
I don't know how to play.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't know how to.
Yeah.
This map sucks.
And Joe knew some cheese, bro.
I didn't fucking...
Run!
If you're inside of a wall...
I could have hid it in like four other spots like under a table or some shit and you might have found me
I would have found you
And then do you guys want to hide next map first and we'll seek again
It's two zero we got a win four
run two zero if you're inside of a wall
Wait, I'm inside
Listen listen if you're warped into a wall text is gonna come up on your screen saying you're warped in a wall
You're gonna be detected. That's why I knew you were there from a hundred feet away because you were detected
You were like warped into a wall. You can't be like blocked by it's hard to explain
But you'll get taxed listen to the tax. It'll say like you are
We could run Osaka do you guys want to run us? I'll let you guys choose a
I don't know what the difference is wait. I've never played Osaka Joe. Let's see that one. Jason's probably good at Osaka
We'll do Osaka. Okay, uh, Jakesy get in seekers. We'll let you guys hide first. We'll switch
Chad, you can't even mad at me. This is my first round ever played in school.
Lock in, lock in, lock in, lock in.
When it says the text, you'll know. It'll tell you if you're infected.
If you are mad at me, this is my first game.
No, no, no. That wasn't mad. I would never read that.
Joe, this is...
What the fuck? Are we in Tokyo, Japan?
Oh no. Oh no.
Wait, do we just go on top of like a roof?
We have to like, squeeze somewhere, bro.
Like...
Oh my god, I'm oh my god
They didn't eat the sushi. I won. I won. I'm glad you need to carry. Yeah, I won. I went away.
What's a spot no one would catch me, chat?
This game's stressing me out. I
I like the spot I like the spot
Are you fucking ahead bro, I genuinely can't do anything
Don't fuck this shit. Oh god fuck this shit. I'm trying to get behind it. I can't know. It's just he's
Over it's over. It's actually over. It's actually over. Oh
My god
I mean eat my ass bro because this is just fucked
Yeah, bro eat my fucking all right boys you ready
You ready let's go. It's a lot harder map for us to see
Is they literally could be anywhere
None of them will be dumb enough to hide on you want to like split clear. Yeah. Yeah
What you want to why is bro already laughing because I'm shit bro I'm shit
Run we need or not run Joe. We need comms on the list. Okay, jigsie. Can I talk to you for one time?
Yeah, like no choice up. Can you just if you see me bro? Can you just not?
Paint yourself into an area you just curled up into a ball and painted yourself brown brown
Don't even look where I'm at. I'm not gonna lie. Don't even look where I'm at.
Wait, this is the whole map?
It's a laugh.
This is the whole map.
You can add really high up.
Yo, how does he not see me?
Yo, Jesus, what do I do? Do I run?
No, no, no.
There's no world bro. I'm not even kidding.
No there is a world.
Do I do this?
Run, run, run.
Tom's in town, please.
Run, paint yourself.
I can't paint this.
Oh no, like small details.
Shut up, shut up, shut up.
Shhh, shhh, shhh.
You're a corn ball.
Let's do that, man.
Yeah, I'm a corn boy.
You're gonna, you're gonna fight me in a second.
I
Couldn't fucking do anything like I don't think I ever would have found you you would have on me on the other side of them
Dude, I thought you're on the other side of the map all the way over here based off those vessels like I
Wait, maybe hide on the same map. I guess oh guys
It's hard as this is the end Jason's first time
I have a minute
He played dude you guys are just choosing brain dead
Well, I don't know how to do it. He played for the first time
He would just hide under tables in a shadow and paint himself black and he wouldn't be found
Yeah, I literally like the first of my plate. I didn't die
Actual stinker zero because it said it said move or you'll be revealed
Yeah, this game it's not even like that much skill. It's a lot of luck like you guys could win you guys have to focus
It's only one to go. Where would I look if I was a seeker and
I'm at this one smile next game
Wait, so you guys witness the games over? Yeah, then it's three two were up and we go next
All right, I'm a definitely
No, you know only guys. I'm not gonna lie. I'm just not good at it, bro. I'm sorry. It's my first time
It's just super quick like it's just super duper quick
I don't want this just over with yeah, I'm gonna be honest with you bro
Like it's just too quick because I don't understand like I understand the game
But it's happening so fast that I need to like learn that yeah, I need to learn the math
No, man, it's not a bad game though. It's fun. It's fun. I just bro
I just we need more hiding time because I don't know
I'm trying to find like a little baby crevice bit of no crevices. Yeah, bro. That's what I'm saying
Yeah, you picked a blank wall. I think I was sticking out of a fucking wall bro. It's actually GG's
Yo, oh my days
I
Mean I'm gonna try I'm gonna try my absolute best here, but I'm just more where we have to come back from hiding now if we win this round
We got to trust
Chad I'm not crying. I don't mind really. I'm not mad. I'm just saying like damn. I wish I knew how to play
It's simple as that. I believe that we will be we lucky like I was pulling and I whistled and show called me a corn voice
You're so mad.
I literally went.
Where did he go, sir?
Whoa!
Hold on.
No, no, you didn't.
Alright, here we go.
Alrighty, let's try this.
made are you're not here I come all right no wait Joe how do I switch feel
wait when are the whistles since you want to say I'm corny for that I need to
know where the look at the yellow look at the yellow top right you're supposed
to not really cut noise when it comes chat do you think I'm that fine Joe
when he shot I thought you died I'm not even pretty I feel like I'm pretty
good at him no no no Joe how did you end up with this character like my flight
two or no I don't know you can just walk up to a wall and then hold spit yeah
you're I'm like stuck oh you son of a
he says the guy that yelled on the last whistle yeah and you guys are good
relaxed toots oh I know you're right here on the fucking sushi he said in a
I had no chance that I was here with y'all me what even happened if my I think I I think
I hit the button that made my character larger hello hello all right hello
let's go all right Joe I think this map is even harder than back rooms it's so tiny
It's tight. It is really tight. I don't even want to play more object.
Bro, we have to somehow...
Bro, how the fuck are we gonna win the painting?
Oh, it's so old.
You're gonna win on hiding? We're gonna make it a big map.
So you're gonna have a lot of places to hide.
This painting? Like, if we...
When it starts already, does painting make noise?
Like, can y'all hide?
Bro, I'm trying to move it, bro.
Bro, did you hear my winning?
Yeah, that's why I stayed over there.
Okay, okay.
We're gonna go live in Sieg Mansion.
This is a big map
Why do you think I cheat on a fucking painting game?
Yeah
Fucking wrong get out
We gotta go
Oh, it's a big map. Yeah, it's a big just next to each other in a low key
Bro, but it's big but the thing is I look like a ball or no open. I can't see you look like a ball. I
Just I don't know
This is not sure this is not good bro did you
Yes, I don't spot. Yeah, we're just ass bro get your just GGs in the chat
Wait am I sticking to the wall?
How do I know if I'm sticking to the wall?
Oh yeah this is GG's bruh Oh no, hang on, this is GG's, hang on, this is GG's bruh
I mean, do I even paint myself, do I even paint myself?
All right, let's go.
JC needs the undefined.
What?!
He's still deafened.
The little vantage point going on here in the beginning room.
Yo, can we get an undefined on Jynxie? I got no team comms right now. This is unreal.
Wait so can you hear my painting or by pain or no?
F**K THE SHIT!
I'm just dead anyway Jason.
Like you see my spot like how do I watch you how do I watch you yeah yeah yeah wait
this is actually good wait Ron you're good I started to get you're good.
Suck it.
How do I move?
I didn't hear a whistle.
I didn't hear a whistle at all.
Well, Jinxie needs to undefeat and we got no team comms.
This is unreal.
Joe, I'm gonna be honest with you.
I'm in a pretty comfy spot.
I'm gonna be honest.
Like you're confident.
Not gonna give too much heads
because you're better at this game than me, but.
I might be in the open, bro.
Who knows?
Might be in the open.
Why are you laughing?
Look at all your laughing.
I feel like he didn't fucking see you dude.
Oh, I just heard a whistle.
Yo, I forgot to undefinite I'm back.
Yeah.
Joe, I didn't even get a whistle over here by the way.
I got a whistle in this region.
I think it's in this other room actually.
Coming to you, coming to you.
It's I heard a whistle to my left. We have a minute. We kind of got a lot
Can see that piano right there is a little sucks
Joe split up put up for sure. I
I feel like he's this region. Maybe the bathroom. I never checked the bathroom
Yeah, you you scan the bathroom and wait for a whistle. I'm gonna go over here
Combs comps
So far.
Nah, he's like below in this area.
Yeah, he's in kitchen.
That's the kitchen. 100% that's the kitchen.
LOL.
Slap him because he's right there.
But we haven't even seen him. There hasn't even been a missed spot.
I haven't checked kitchen yet.
I'll give you a hit. Jinxie walked past me.
Cat.
Okay, fine. No hints.
Dude, is Jinxie blind, bro?
19 seconds.
Wait one, you're actually a hero.
I'm not gonna lie, I don't know how I got this spot.
Like this is so obvious too, like you can clear as they see me.
We are so back.
We are so...
What the fuck?
We have to pass you.
Did she just walk past me again?
He did it!
I'm here!
Come on!
Oh my god!
Where? Where? Where?
Where are you?
Oh my god!
They're getting better, they're getting better, they're getting better!
Never!
Oh my god, good shit!
Oh my god!
3, 2, 1, shit!
Just do a look out at me, bro!
Fuck, that's bad.
I knew it was the kitchen off that fucking whistle, bro.
Bro, we gotta get real ratty with our hiding spot.
Well, the spot's the best spot for the game to hide.
I have no time to paint myself!
Yeah, bro, I know it's-
Wait, so Joe, we tied on Osaka, right?
So it's still just 1-0?
No, no, no, no.
It's around Pearl Hiding, so it's 3-2 right now.
Oh, okay.
Just pick a spot more on it, yo, bro.
Unless you want to do that. Oh, so you can only get a point from winning from hiding
No, you could get a point winning hiding could make it a little bit coffee. It could be 1-1 if you guys want to do that
All right, you guys go in now. You guys go about this game go then. Yeah, so I want to keep playing
You got to win this round then we go finale. This is probably the best like
Yo, bro, I just want to have fun, bro, why does Joe not want to
Well, I look you want to keep playing like it's just pretty copy. It's getting serious, bro
What is it three two I thought it was one one I mean Joe all they're counting hot sticking
No, but I'm saying like I think it'd be more fun if it was one one
And then first to like
What's this three so is the next one? Yeah, so they went so they win or if we don't find that we lose this
Yeah, lose the whole thing. Yo, and the wisdom's about to come though. Just don't you got to be quiet so you hear it
Oh, I don't know what I'm doing.
Chats, do you play this for game night?
If game night happens?
No one?
Game night where?
Game night is tomorrow, guys, who's excited?
I'm having fun.
I actually like this game a lot, this is fun.
Me too.
But like you gotta like up the time low-key bro. I think it'd be more fun if you up the time
Yeah, I can't I can't paint myself like yeah, I mean they'll paint myself. I'm on Devon. All right
No, we should have played this note a little more time. I think both of us would have more fun
Here we go
In this map it's calm, bro
Where you could be under tables what the fuck if I was a hider where would I be?
No, I didn't know this room exists. This is damn. You're really not gonna fucking talk guys
Yo, yeah, hold up. This is comfy as hell. Yo, I like it. Joe. I like it
Okay, so you like that. I don't think I don't think I like that
Okay, so fake calming right now. What do you think of mine? Wait, let me get a look
You're not fully painted you're not fully painted look at the bottom. Oh, no, you can't do that again, bro
You're gonna paint yourself. I didn't hear a whistle on my side. Oh my god. You see what I'm talking
Quiet quiet quiet listen Jason
you play you play the whistle don't be in the same room as me don't be in the
same room as me I found Joe because of the whistle rough no actually that
There's my just
Bad I
John in trouble bubble wait, you're not you got me you got me some more. He's don't worry
Yeah, it's near you. He's near you. Joe. I'm in fucking trouble. Joe. I'm in fucking fine, bro
You're perfectly fine. He's near you. I think he might be in the kitchen fine
Well, I don't know
I get it on chain
Somebody said elephant ass spot. It's not that bad of a spot he hasn't came close to me yet
It's it's a it's a bad spot. It's a bad spot
Robe, but I got cheesed by this spot on literally my first
Round you're dead on the money
F**K!
Nice!
You're super yours.
Oh!
Oh!
Come on, it's crazy!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
That's jigsie!
Jigsie!
I was gonna do that the first round!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
I was gonna do that the first round!
Wait!
What the f**k?
That was actually gonna be my first spot.
Alright!
So!
So, okay!
Joe, what's the score?
Four to four?
No, it's three to three.
It's three to three.
It's three to three.
Okay, so do you want to do...
Do you want to do...obviously...
Oh!
It's three to five.
That's what I'm saying.
You want to do like best two out of like win by two what?
Yeah, guys. I'm sorry. No, let's do win by two is fine. Yeah
I'd be doing this shit for ever
Okay, first the first to like a so like if it goes to eight like it's just done whoever gets the eight first other
So like could you win by today? No, I just go to just go to four. Just whoever wins this went all right go
We got a talk about that for a second
Final round either way final round final round we have a disadvantage low-key you're not a disadvantage well
They said I'm not alive. We're low-key added disadvantage
If they find us off the whistle the games is over the games strictly over
All right, they're definitely right. I'm gonna copy the balloon shit. I'm gonna copy the balloon shit
I'm gonna come to the blue shit. I mean I could be a ball sack for a horse
Should I be a ball sack for a horse? Wait, I
Swear to you. I feel like this isn't bad. I mean brochette. I mean this is just fucks cuz oh
My god, I actually I'm mad right now. I'm low key fake mad
Rotation
I'm fucked.
Hi, hi, fuck it.
Not bad, hang on, not bad.
I mean, I'm just fucked.
I can't go down.
I'm fucked.
I can't go down this far so...
Yo, good luck, bro.
I'm in the game, bro.
Let's hope we don't find you.
Alright, 3-3, whoever wins wins.
Yo, spread out on the whistles.
Yeah, you can't get mad at me, bro.
Like, I literally won the other round.
I don't have time.
How do I look?
How do I look?
It's not on the whistles.
It's not enough time, bro.
OK, that means Ron's in a fucking horrible spot,
if you just had that.
Wait, I already see him.
He might be teasing.
Fuck!
We are in a clock!
Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up.
I'm just dead, Jason.
I'm just dead.
Jason, why would you do what I do?
Spread out, spread out, spread out.
I'm dead as fuck, Jason.
I'm sorry, Ron.
Oh my god, over here, yeah, right here, right here.
There he is, there he is, there he is.
Oh, what a run, what a run, what a run.
That's what I'm saying.
That's just like.
So now the game's just over like that?
Yeah.
Bro, what do you want every game to be an hour and a half?
Yeah, but we didn't even decide.
We just like, we just.
We decided up to four, and then we won up to four.
I tried that.
I guess.
I tried, bro.
I tried bro.
Alright, what's the next game that we're playing?
3-2.
Guys, how's it unfair?
We went to the score, we said we're gonna go 2-2.
It's not unfair, we did go to 4-2, we did, I don't know, okay.
Let's go, what's the next game?
No creative shit in your head, bro.
It's fucking 96 and stuff.
Bro, I'm not gonna beat the cost.
I could do it.
Y'all didn't have experience in the game,
but we also agreed on these games.
Let's just just see us go then, yeah?
Let's just just see us go.
It's not unfair.
Let's go CSGO.
Unfair new map, bro.
How is it unfair?
They got a kick if they see it.
It's fine.
Don't worry about it.
Who cares what's left?
Who cares what's left?
Let's keep playing.
Keep playing, bro.
Let's play CS.
Let's see here.
Oh, god.
Counter-Strike?
Oh, god.
Just put it in my ass.
Just put it in my fucking ass, bro.
Counter-Strike?
Oh, man.
They had never played.
I sent them these games a week ago.
They could have loaded them up.
They agreed to them on the spot. That is entirely their fault. I'm sorry
If that's the first time they loaded up the game knowing it was going to be a potential pick that is their fault
Let's just see yes. Let's just see us. Yeah, also guys, bro
How have you not played mecca fucking camellia in the last two weeks?
You haven't booted up mecca camellia
of it. She's play. He's a
teams. Yes, teams.
So what we get? They get five
of your red. Who's in the red?
play. It's fringes. Fuck, Jeff.
Alright, we're getting one guy.
I'm getting half my chat guide right now saying that I'm a Samer
Type in chat, type in chat
Yeah, like, bro, I don't know
It's okay, bro
So what we go out
As long as we have fun, who cares what they think?
El Chatter, El Chatter, I know I had fun
So what we smoke, we...
We're just having fun
You don't care
You don't care
So what we go out
That's how it's supposed to be
When we're young
Hey, hey, I think we need another hack time break boys. I think we need a fucking mics hard eliminated some beer boys
Hi, bro. You know what? I got ya. Let me bring you a spider.
Oh, no.
No, please don't play a song. Please don't play a song.
Oh, no.
Oh, come on.
Yo, my chat is asking about the hills.
No, the vibe is fine.
Yeah, what?
The vibe is fine.
It's just, bro, it's a party game, guys.
I think the chat cares more than I, to be honest.
Who's on the guitar?
That would be Tastin, bro.
Wait, I just, Ron, you uninstalled my counter strike
during the Minecraft Marathon?
Oh yeah, because I spent $500 to high-fives.
I'm reinstalled in Counter-Strike.
Get up, bro.
Maximilian's like a fun party game.
They almost won.
Who cares?
Braum was locking in at the end.
I hear cases.
I hear cases.
Yeah, I'm opening cases right now, bro.
Also, bro, we said before, we played before.
Who cares, bro?
They could have won.
You're actually doing pretty good at guitar.
Thank you, bro.
Yeah, you should keep playing it.
I bet.
I think that actually worked.
I have 30 dreams in Iner's cases.
What's rendition is this it's a good song rendition
Big word that'll be in the road lock spelling bee after we lose my shooter Jason is good at robot spelling these so you should be scared about
For it's on bro Obama said sign a certificate for me
God
Wait, so you actually did like a spelling bee
Not fucking Osamu-san, Barack Obama, the president.
Barack Obama signed a certificate for me when I did a lot of cool-ups in middle school.
Really?
No.
Barack Obama's life took away my fucking punch.
I'm copied as a signature and then pasted.
Yo, J.C., what's the E.T.A. on that, uh, yes?
Okay.
Gaffin.
just find that I'm down to get a little case opening gun oh I can't open cases
I'm addicted bro I'm addicted and I just can't get enough I've lost far too much
money opening cases me too then you pull crazy shit during a tournament Jason
like when we were in D.A.C.
Yeah, I play, I got like M.R.U.
3K knife.
Yeah.
What the fuck is going on?
Can we play D.A.C. two boys, please?
I'm so mad.
Dangerous box.
Are we doing like a full game of C.A.S.?
Yeah, let's do the same thing, but it doesn't matter.
Maybe give us seven rounds?
Not a bad show.
Or no, they gave us seven.
Actually, Joe, we have a better chance in C.A.S.
because Ron can't have a shield on his side now.
Yeah, well you have a lot of chance on your premiere rank or don't play a premiere, but I'm going to go with it
That's all you got to know. I think I'm pretty good
I'm not gonna land pretty easy wingman better than dust to dust to
Just give up what you can this is a real man's game wait, this is a neutral game now
No, this is your game
Wait, is it no we already did that to gain. I don't know how this
We need one of our games, Geogaster.
We still have Rocket League.
That's fine.
Wait, you can do Dust Wing Man?
I just want to remember you can't do Dust Wing Man.
Everybody stop tweaking, bro.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
But, Joe, I feel like we have a better chance
if it's both sites, because then we can actually rat.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, it's their games, so they get a choose.
Well, we can do whatever you guys want.
I'm just happy to be able to do Dust 2, 2v2.
What's more fun for the chat?
What do you think, Chad?
Chad, dust two or wingman, what's more fun?
Bro, kill that, I'm gonna come down there and break that guitar, bro.
Please.
Come on, bro.
Come on, bro.
This is my baby.
Come on, bro.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mom, it's Vandagard that just bought 23.
But Jordy, they were saying right here.
Nope.
Yep, wingman.
How's this more fun?
Wingman is easy because it's already set up for us.
It's 2B2s.
We'll just, we'll just bought 20 cases on my account.
Bondale do I have you added yeah, bro someone's talking cases on my car
Bro high-fives we have no keys you kidding me
But you're a butterfly knife and move
Okay, there is no dustling man, unless it's just one
I'm getting a bunch of shod cases right now so.
I'm getting a strip loose man.
Oh my god I just wasted 50 bucks.
Fuck your dust bro and fuck you.
Alright.
Great.
I thought dust is a good map.
I thought dust is a good map.
What is this chest?
I'm so degenerative, what?
Ray, what's happening to the map?
Just spot your Dust2 and fuck you, alright?
Bro, Dust is a great map.
What's wrong with that guy?
Best map's Nuke, I'm a...
Bro, Nuke, wingman solid.
Bro, we're just gonna get worked on Nuke, wingman.
Dust we could win, but we're gonna get fucking worked.
Bro, trust me on Nuke.
Cause bro, the last spot we can like flank them from, the worst is this.
K.E.L.O.DEMON
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest they've removed the gold from the cases. I don't know
Wow, I just got a gin trade up. I don't think I've ever seen child
Sing town your name here
My timing is all oh
tie
I said your name is in
Wait, are you guys in are you guys?
Yeah, I'm not in a lobby I'm currently opening cases and I got a stock
Jason what rank are you in League of Legends Jason?
What's the highest rank you ever hit
Um, let's go!
What?
What?
League of Legends.
That's like really impressive, Jason. Good job, bro.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you, bro.
This is in League is 4 high, the highest or lowest?
Uh, no.
The worst is 4, the best is 1.
I hate you.
How do you change that for every game?
I know.
You should make it all the time.
Can you turn down your 4 water now?
What is my floor lock?
What do you mean?
Can you lower it?
Bro, how do I make my party leader?
I gotta join you, Ron.
Guys, League of Legends is just not a 2v2 game.
Also, we would get decapitated.
How do I make one of you the lobby leader?
I'm not in the lobby.
Right click my name, and then go fuck yourself.
Alright, I don't know.
Ron is there way you could invite me Ron? Yeah, I'm gonna do it right now
Another 10 gifted day. A ram is yo a Ram's not lead. Well, it's just fucking stupid
Lee wouldn't be fear. I would demolish
20 gifts up she's the bow
get rolled we'd be behind it'd be so predictable yeah guys you would lose the
league let's keep it down number one number two jakey tried to invite you
let me know Ron we would lose in league because Jason's platinum for because I
don't get a pentakill on both of you now keep it down pop you get a pentakill
on two players I am I doing it james sees it james sees inspect items the bomb
I'm screaming wait do I do how do I do this chat I do sub name are in
practice someone some more my mods getting the settings to put in the
console okay so what do you guys want to play do I play inferno nuke vertigo
overpass Poseidon or sanctum inferno and this is bro I want to play dust to to
get to okay you want to do that I guess we are gonna get worked on a wingman
we're gonna get worked it's gonna be it's gonna be my buddy's wingman it's a
a tiny map and then it's gonna shit on us.
No, bro, I'm confident.
All right, we made it as,
we made it as-
Joe, we are gonna get railed.
We made it and they give us a crutch.
Wait, what? It's an even game, even Steven.
Even, it's not, our game was Valor and Fortnight.
Was it not?
Okay, so even Steven's does too.
Because our games were GEO, Rainbow and Rocket League.
We haven't played Rocket League yet.
I feel like this is Paris, bro.
Oh, isn't it?
Give us a small lead.
Not some crazy shit.
One kill lead one kill lead one round
Reset right Jason. You can like reset it. Well, I might like you guys were good at valid. So we gotta talk about this
Run you can like preset it right? Oh, who's talking bro? Yo, hold on bro
We're the men are talking run. You can like reset the score. Yes, right? Yeah
Yeah, men are talking right now
It's my dog barking Chad you guys hear that
Yeah, that is my dog's about to murder a mailman.
You have a dog, bro.
Yeah, I have two.
Wait, guys, so what am I doing?
Inferno?
And I'm just clicking Go, right?
I need the settings.
Does any of my mods have it?
I can put it in this console?
First dog's barking at the mailman.
Yeah, Jinx, he's really living a movie life.
Movie.
He's got to get his milk delivered.
I wish the milkman was still a thing, bad ass.
low-key
uh... we need settings for a while
but it was during the treatment right now none of this is real and every one
of your viewers is trust trying to convince you that you're real right now
whatever one of my views of this
did i was told that uh...
i was watching the treatment show again with my cousin like a two months ago
and apparently when that movie came out people thought like
A bunch of people have mental illness.
It was called like, what was it called like Truman show?
Or something.
So what game was it called?
Truman syndrome.
Am I doing it in front of you?
Truman syndrome.
Truman syndrome.
Yes.
Yes.
In front of you.
I'm just going to click go, yeah.
Once I kill Lee.
Just let's do it.
I mean, what is it to?
We're doing wingman.
We're doing wingman, right?
It is.
It's first to 13.
Two to two wingman.
Is it 13?
First to 13, y'all can have blood.
Yeah, you've got to pick a cell cell cell cell cell cell.
Set it up in your room.
Set it up in game so it's more cinematic.
Give us the point.
I don't know how to do that dick.
Oh, it's tonight in Wingman.
They're saying, do you want us to want to?
Oh, give it to you.
No, they're saying it's first to eight.
Oh, is it eight or nine?
Oh, no.
Oh, it's almost like someone said to not do Wingman.
Wait, Joe, don't look at this.
Joe, look at this.
You don't want to do Wingman?
You don't want to do Wingman?
No, we're going to do Wingman for 20 minutes.
Joe, look at this.
Tell me what we're doing before we start,
and then we'll just take something.
I said, dust you 2B2 up to 13.
All right, all right, so should we leave it?
All right exit the main menu exit the main menu, okay?
Jinxies call or we could do best of three you could do wingman best of three
I like that's what I was gonna say you guys want to do wingman best of three or dustful map
You guys choose it's your game. Let's just do a dustful map, bro. Give him like three rounds
It's one game. Yeah, that's full map one game up to 13 and then give us like a five or six round
Like you're pissed out not give it up for three
There he put it just play straight up you want to just do it bro to be two we're getting wash
Give us three rounds all right three rounds fuck it three rounds first
All right well now that is right and we're gonna play dust two all right. Let's go
It's not a big map
Well that offsets that surely offsets the Mecca people complain about bro on side you giving me and Jinxy three fucking rounds
Relax bro, don't let the chat. Don't let the chat get to us, bro. We're all chilling
But the question is do y'all want to actually play dust two or no?
Okay
All right, fine Joe. I never call someone. Oh, what does it do? Shut your chest up
Yeah, listen, bro. They're their vibes Joe's vibes are shot. We can take advantage of the shot. Why is he shot?
I don't know. We can take advantage of this. I'm chilling. I'm having fun. I'm having a great time, bro
There's not even anything on the line, bro. Eat a fucking ball of lettuce
Come on bro. Come on bro.
Wait, is this warm up or is this?
Yeah, it's warm up.
No, we're in warm up.
Okay.
Bro, why does my game feel like I'm low on FPS?
Oh yeah, Jesus, shit.
Hey, why does my game feel so weird?
Oh
What
The game lagging whoa, whoa, it's cuz I'm changing settings cool
So who's chat is telethy
Yeah, what are you typing in my chat, okay, bro? I like playing games with my friends, but I
I'd like so too.
Thank you for just standing right there.
He's getting one guy to this chat, bro.
The problem is people are just more, they just want to see their streamer win, bro, and I respect it.
No, they're calling, they're saying that he had an advantage.
For what?
For Mecha-Kameleon, they're like, oh, you had an advantage.
This doesn't make them angry, I like.
I
Have a three kill the way they win this the way they win this is that they're just gonna rush the site together
That's the only way they win this they're just gonna run it down. There's no strategy. They can play both sites
Yeah, so I think what we do here is we just play together the whole time. I don't think we separate one time
I think we just retake the site over and over
I got a feeling they brush beef. Do we go you move?
That's good shot. No black down. Oh, he's money. He's money. All right. All right. G.C. is literally only good of our six
I'm gonna just push
Where was he last seen
Alrighty
So we're just go to that shooters
I honestly thought he'd be he literally said he's better on CS than Val. So I don't understand
I got a feeling they rush to be they're gonna rush a site. I'm telling you if they're smart
They would just rush a site every time in 50-50. That's what we're doing
No rushing all right, so that just hold that one hold mid like up here
This is spot he's not gonna check it because maybe he's not checking this
I got a feeling just keep on we can play. I don't have a diffuser though. Fuck. We gotta buy the fuse. I have no diffuser
Yep, I don't have a fuser either. I
Think we go mid air
Nice, I think they did the same shit. I'm just gonna run down Jim see
Nice, I don't even get to see a player to shoot
I think we got to play with our monitors off for shooters
I'm telling you, they just gotta rush a site
I bought a diffuser don't be a loser
I'm out of trees give him four rounds. I'm done just run run it down there
once they didn't cross they didn't cross I hear one day I heard what I heard
me I heard one a also the name no no that's your decoy that was my decoy
all right I think they might be on a be what a job don't Joe just fucking
suicided dude how do these guys
How did Joe just die?
How did Joe die?
I'm getting a lot of little dubbys in the chat.
How did he die?
I'm getting a lot of little dubbys in the chat.
How did he die?
How did he die?
What?
How do you suicide in this game, bro?
Did he fucking...
Let's just go mid every time, bro. We can look and run it down.
Alright.
They're like, you know what they're doing?
They're like panicking. They're not creating actual strats.
I guarantee they're just like angry, but they got to create strats. That's the only way they're gonna win
I think they're rushing finally like a
Fucking good Russia
I'm gonna get a flank
I
Think I'm
On locks he'll swing me eventually
I'm shit
That was on me
Well, I just had to like I wish I kept my name. I miss my name
Son, I know you're gonna agree
I mean I'm not worried about sea tide sea seaside is low key good though. He says okay harder in my opinion
Yeah, it is it is
They're on high pain
Today flash man
We are look they look you got I think you just like I
Don't know what they saying
Yo, yo, I didn't realize I didn't realize yo work
We're on really low pain and you guys aren't I don't know if that makes that much. So do you want to switch?
Bro just get this play you guys are better
He said just play
Ah
The fuck
Fucking asshole
Nice little W farm, bro
I'm gonna give it up. I'm being a loser. I'm dead as being a loser.
Okay, part of the game. Alright, probably rushing B.
Wow, the Jail Bart is dinked, the Jail Bart is dinked, it's development tunnels.
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of
What the fuck was that strat?
What in the fuck is he doing?
Like what the fuck is he...
Miho!
Oh
Yeah, I feel bad
It's high news mother fucker
And up on attack it's kind of spooky. I'm not gonna lie
Yeah, they'll be here. Think about it, bro. Think about it, bro. They
Actually good bro like they're not bad. I don't say like Joe's actually good at the game
I just think he's tilted his fuck right now
Now I'm actually gonna try you saw the you saw the calm run now it's the angry one. Yeah, fine. It's seven five
They're not simple
We have a lot
One's gonna be behind the box. I'm gonna go tons. That's where Joe played last time.
Be careful. But he has an ops, so is he watching tons? We're about to find out in three, two,
one. Nice good shot. I'm flashing in the site.
Oh, I missed. I mean that was, wow. Now do the thing where they call me, now do
Do the thing where they call me Muda because I have Game Sense.
Keqwa?
Lol?
It wasn't even thought.
I hear you.
I hear you.
Baby!
I like your style.
Alright, what game is going to be next though?
We got to like focus.
Um, they're probably going to do spelling bee.
No, no shot.
They're not going to do that.
They're doing IQ test, bro.
And it's actually G.
Yeah.
They're probably gonna do spelling game
They're doing IQ test brown is actually GGs for that. Yeah, Joe Joe actually won't be threes does he actually see guy good?
I mean I do
Are they both there? Run back, run back, run back, run back.
Yep, there's a duck dude.
No, I'm a fucking Burger King foot lettuce.
I'm gonna have to be careful, kid.
Whoa!
Hey, watch this flash.
Oh
Even see some shit like that
one smith is on the map
what? like
wait one fl- oh my god
oh they are the smart ones, that's actually smart
What's the score?
Six.
Oh, they have.
It's nine-six.
Oh, all right.
Let's just fucking finish this.
Yeah, boys?
Yeah, boys?
Wrap this up.
Wrap this up.
All right, we're going to rush.
Let's just rush B every round.
Eventually, we're going to win.
I'm going to throw a fake flash.
So don't look away.
Don't look away.
I'm going to just.
I have a flash.
I have a fake flash, too.
Just throw it when we first get in.
I'll look away.
All we gotta do is go in there, plant the bomb.
Don't worry about time.
I'm going to throw one of these on you.
We got that.
Decoy!
I'm going to throw it on you.
I look away at everyone's glasses.
Whoa!
He's talking something to do.
All right, plant the bomb.
All right, plant the bomb.
He's no crew, this decoy's still.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, reload.
Nice!
Tell me, bro, they have no chance.
They actually have no chance.
We just own a video game, just better gamers.
Like, I tell them SF not gonna lie, like...
Yeah, anything they need to, bro.
That's just rush B.
Feel bad, bro, but shooter games is like our cheese, bro.
Like, Rainbow is their cheese, GeoGuessr is their cheese.
Like, bro, like, we gotta play our cheese.
Like, Mecha, Chameleon or whatever the fuck.
Like, bro, that will kill you.
This is a real video game too. I mean this is real game or shit. I have a flash, I have a flash, I'm going to flash.
One's mid.
I'm fighting, I'm fighting.
I don't mean bro. Like I feel bad. Like on God I feel bad. Like generally serious.
This is generally like knife fight made yeah, something oh my god
He will get so mad
I
Low key shot a knife in this house you want to try to make me up. He's got a look around my
She rushed B. I don't think they go be I'm gonna rush be in my go through tunnels you just plant the bottom
Let's see if I can get a knife in the back
Wow, behind-court with an XM, bro.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
I'm on a high
They don't fall for it, bro, he's still car with the XM
Oh, oh they have bombs so they're just gonna sit on bombs, bro.
Wait, what are they doing?
Yo, I want a knife, I'm so bad.
Alright, let's go for a knife.
Bro, you gotta just like, you gotta hope they don't go B?
No, no, take bomb plant plant a I have an idea. I'm gonna smoke here. I'm gonna give you I'm gonna smoke mid
And I'm just gonna go there CT
No
Okay, we can do it we can do it we can do it. Okay, Jinksy has it. Ah, does that mean? Okay, I know how to be Jinksy. Oh, I'm gonna know how to be Jinksy.
I'm literally just gonna fucking run at him full speed. He's not gonna know what to do because he's using an awp.
Man, let's just throw four flashes down there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I actually, I'm gonna smoke it first though. I'm gonna smoke it first.
Is it smoked?
I'm gonna go through B. I'm gonna go through the exact same thing. I'm gonna go through B this time. I'm gonna die
After this we can just kill him.
Is he dead?
Nope, I'm dead.
My smoke decided to flash five years later.
Oh my god, am I really over?
Alright, now should I just win?
Yeah, I just win bro.
I'm just gonna put it in loud and shit on my, shit on JC Min.
You could just go for a Zeus here.
Oh no no no no.
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I
Man
I bet us, that's like, yeah.
I'm gonna try.
Yeah, good fucking game, good game.
Wingman would have been like,
we've been fucking with words.
No, Wingman looking really easy for you.
Yeah.
How?
Because you have one site.
You have momentum.
You have one site.
You got to more guys, you're subbed.
All right, well.
Rocket League, Rocket League.
Oh man.
Okay, so.
Rocket League?
Goldy do you guys want on rocket leak? Yeah, let's haggle here. Joe. I'm at how mad would you do a massive three Joe?
How?
That's good. Yes. Thank you, bro for the night for the night fight. I was just gonna kill Joe
Shotgun in my fucking back pocket Ron and Jinx he convinced me not to pull it out and shoot you in the face
How did I die Joe?
Five goal lead five goal lead five goals. No, I would say three
Okay, that's max four. I would say I'm gonna you guys are so good like
There I'm trying to think cuz what if they get a four goal even though sitting there? What's your okay?
What I say I don't even know how to block it. What's good? You guys get what's your highest rank?
I'm not going to lie. I'm like
Jason, have you ever been a
rank in rocketing? We could do
this. We could do this. We could
do this. I'm so I'm like
you could do four kill or four
goal lead, but we can't or
five goalie, but we can't sit
in the net. I'm not going to
you bro. The reason dude
it's three to three right
now. I shit it. I'm not
going to go. I'm not going
win this wins or is this or do
you want to it's going to find
no it's first one of five games
no yeah yeah true well so what
is it what is it at right now
three three three I think they
give y'all a three goal lead and
we do a best of best of three
in Rockley because once we log
without chatting fair I feel
like four goal there's a
reason I don't think four is
fair even if you're not
sitting in net is because like
you guys aren't that bad that
we're going to score on you
score on you every 10 seconds like for you to have a four goal lead like if you
just stall we can't we have to get four to match you not even win you could get
one goal per minute job I don't know I mean I'm down I'm down to give them dude
I'm just worried because you and G.C. no how to do it we give you a three goal
lead for first game if we wipe you you got a four goal lead next game define
I don't even wipe though because what if it's like 10-0?
Like if we beat you like fucking by more than three goals, like, if we match you like quick, like.
Yeah, yeah.
Just because if we do four and we sit on four, then it's like chopped if we, if we can't match it.
Fair shatter, fair shatter, fair shatters.
Hey Jinxie, I don't accept that. I need a, Jinxie, can you run me?
Don't accept, don't accept.
I got a sunbrarrow on my head right now.
I got to see Neymar touch the ball.
Bro, you don't even know Neymar's first name.
His first name is Bro, literally Neymar.
Be a nail.
Alright boys.
Jinxie, I'm going to need you to invite me.
You guys ready?
His first name is Leonardo, dumbass.
I thought it was Leonardo.
Invite me, Django.
Leonardo, messy.
LARP, LARP, SOHOR.
We got a LARP, LARP, SOHOR, perhaps.
What a song.
Trolling, bro.
Obviously, I know it.
I'm back.
Obviously, I know, bro.
Jinxie, you need to invite me one more time.
Dude, you guys are going to get fucking worked.
I'm in my RL prime right now.
OK, so then Steve, yeah, like, if he's.
Yeah, Joe, I've been, I'm, I was two wins off Diamond yesterday.
Two wins off Diamond.
I'm, I'm not really want to give him a four goal lead, just.
Give him four, give him four, give him four.
We'll give you four, we'll give you four for both.
Best of three, yeah.
How good, how good on a skippin' one through ten is Jinxie A.
Joe, that means we need to average one goal per minute and not concede.
We need to get one goal per minute,
and then why not yeah because then we get five goals yeah one goal per minute
have to lock the fuck in and knock the seat it's gonna be a challenge
you have to invite me through i actually don't know how this is gonna go wait jason jason
yeah you've never had a rank in rocket league ever before or not i've i've played reigns but i don't
play i'm like my count resetter some shower bro gc you have a fucking emo you have like a
a sticker in this game.
Dude, I'm going to get a gold, Joe.
I'm going to get a gold celebration in like a month.
And it's going to be leaked.
Leaked.
That's going to be the most toxic shit ever.
It's going to be leaked nine times.
Leaked.
Barried.
Barried.
Wait, can steam players play with Epic players?
Yes.
Invited you.
Let me accept that.
Don't invite me to steam.
Oh, there we go.
Yeah, I don't think four bowls is too much,
because Joe's diamond and I'm black.
Whoa, you're both diamond.
No, no, I wouldn't say I'm diamond.
I'm playing.
Hey, Joe's playing.
Joe's playing.
I'm playing.
Everybody focus.
I'm one team.
OK, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I have to pause.
I have to pause.
Yo, Jason, join.
Let me pause.
Wait, match admin.
Hold up.
Wait for the countdown.
OK, now I pause.
Match admin.
And then I give orange team four goals.
Right?
Yeah.
Four goals.
Guys, best of three, correct?
Yes.
All right, good luck.
Let's go.
Don't lock him.
Bro, Jason.
I have to slap.
I know.
I know.
Jason's lost. Jason's lost. It's over.
I don't want to hear my hair.
Exactly. I don't want to hear my oh my god.
My teammate. Oh my.
OK, we're good. Oh my god.
Jason, what the fuck?
Oh, no, no, no. OK.
I told you I'm shit like you just fucking hit me.
Chill, chill, chill, chill, chill.
You guys are going to go again.
Yeah, I'll kind of end that.
Get that Jason. You're done.
You're you're you're you're beautiful.
Jason, do not sing gold. Do not sing gold.
Okay, we still need three goals though. This is
Jason. Okay. Oh, man. Get that in. Get that in. Get that in. Nice.
No, I bet. My bad, Joe. No way. Bro, this is like you didn't think you could score a goal
a minute and you scored two in it but you guys are chasing driving around like he's never driven a car
you guys want more goals the next game i can give you more goals the next game
more goals than this game i need a new team man the tree that's like
give me advice all right bro don't chase the ball he's in an aero i mean it's just like
I have this you thought no no no Jason can you get that I got this I got this
I'm back I got this you just hit me bro I missed the main
oh no he missed he missed no oh god now he got it five goals might be the
sweet spot
I
Shot a bomb
Runs wearing the Sun Brero had roll that centered
Fuck I'm way, but I'm wasting this and can you get it? We got a locked in
I like I don't offer more goals where we got to win this game first
I'm also trying to not even like concede
But we need to go
No, no
I don't know.
Pull left, that was the worst area.
Bro, they're averaging two goals a minute.
God, God, this is, this is, they're saying they're
going to go, they're going to go, they're going to go.
They're saying Jason's driving skills in real life
go to this.
Always not, bro.
I'm back.
What?
I'm back if you want to approach.
I got this.
side
No, y'all are not good
I don't know how to jump out of shots, I don't know what to do!
I got it, bro! I got it! Bro, Jason!
You're worse than us! You're worse than us!
What the fuck am I supposed to do? What the fuck am I supposed to do?
Don't go for the ball. Do not go for the ball.
This is probably gonna be...
10 to 4 is my prediction.
Yeah, probably.
So you guys need a fucking 9 goal lead?
Oh, give me Lays, bro.
What do you guys need?
Give me Lays, you're not scoring.
Nice, Jack.
Oh my god, I almost scored that, I'm chasing in top it.
Joe, can you, yeah, whip it in.
Oh my god, what a pass.
Wait, that's, oh, I thought that was in the net.
It was a little pass, it was a little pass.
I'm going back, I'm going back.
I'm in him.
No, no, don't wall chase, trust me.
Fuck, took my fucking boost.
Come on, let's get him.
That's on me, what are you?
That's on you, Ron.
Oh, fucking please.
I have no boost, I calmed it.
you missed the ball okay okay okay I know what to do I know you got you go
you know you don't go for it go for it now we have to score a goal yeah what do
you guys think like seven goals I mean brother just know how to play defense
to like there's gonna play defense the whole time that's what they're doing
That would have been a goal if he didn't get there.
Bicycle, bicycle.
My god.
What a shot.
What a shot.
What a shot.
Bro, honestly Ron, that was a great aerial.
That was my first aerial by ever.
I'm not even kidding.
I can win.
He's hit that.
He's used up.
Oh no.
I got it.
I got it.
I
Where are you like what do I do here, bro?
Oh my god, that's in that's in that's in no
Jason hit it Jason you take that boost I got none
Oh my god, okay, okay, okay, fuck this game is game is sick. What are we?
Okay, you guys
You guys want it? We can go to the ball go go seven goal. I feel like we give them next game a seven goal lead
I think that's fair. Oh, I said we'll be a lot of place not even save us
Yeah, that's the problem is like that'll be their second game
And then it's like we have to score seven to tie
Like I'm playing horrible this game, too, and it's still seven to five. Yeah, bro. Fuck my ass even harder. Why not I?
Know that it bro. Let me just say go. I'm gonna miss I miss I miss I miss you're in goalie, right?
I mean, bro, I'm gonna just say go I'm sick. Let me say no. No, I don't want you go dude
You know what I just realized oh
Oh, I gave me yes, like we could shoot you guys and stuff, but in rocket league like you can't really score honestly
Yeah, cuz you guys know defense had an aerial etc. I know my first aerial ever and it was in here. Oh
My god, let's gonna drop please drop in oh my god like what ah
Dude if you can fuck an aerial it's just bad like if you can't aerial yeah, I know that's I'm saying
It's like you can't even get 70% of the balls
Oh my god, I tried to move out of the way.
I fucking sent you from Jaxxing.
No, I have no fucking clue.
But this is what I mean, like, chat the skill expression in this game.
We're not like, we're like, flat, we're not even good.
But it's like if I just get a pro game.
No, I think Jaxxing's flat.
I'm flat, rookie!
You guys are both diamond. I'm the highest tier of black
Chasing what are you actually doing? I'm not a child. I'm gonna try to be mean anymore like I did us want to see you be great
You Joe I actually think nine gold lead and it's fucking cinema like we have to score panor boss
Well, but then we can't keep that for the third game of the why not like look what you guys have did
Because if you get imagine now you guys actually try one
No, you didn't score a goal bro. You didn't score.
I played 7's fair.
7's fair? It's 9 to fucking 5 and I scored one goal!
Okay, 8. 8. Not 9.
Joe, I think we give them 9 goals.
What are you talking about Joe? Are we playing the same game?
Joe, I think we give them 9 goals. I played horrible that game and it was 9 to 5.
That's what I'm saying, you're about to be won now.
I don't want to do nine if we
do why you know what are you
out play keyboard mouse. I think
seven's fair. She's a play
keyboard mouse. Now I know
not. The thing about yes
or we have to score a goal every
thirty. I lost another brother
Jeff but the thing about yes
and she said I'm not doing
no no listen how many how
let's start killing. Tonight
I did I think Joe I didn't
I mean, we give them 9 goals and it's just ORI if we win.
9 goals, give me sport brand, let's go.
I bet.
Ron, listen, all we have to do is defend.
Okay, I'll just say it.
Literally, like this is fucking ORI if we win.
Jason, just keep it away from the fed.
Just keep it.
No, you don't know how to jump.
They're just going to aerial over our heads, bro.
I know how to.
I know how to.
So lock in, okay?
We need 10 fucking goals in five minutes.
That's one.
That's one.
That's one.
Jason, nice.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god! What the fuck is that?
We need 10 goals in 5 minutes. What the fuck is that?
Same thing, same thing, same thing.
It's not even like you don't know how to play the game.
You didn't go for the kickoff.
Why are you hitting me, bro?
I have a shot here.
I don't want you in this point, man.
That's how it's actually good that's actually good that's how to scratch my nose
We got a score like now nine goals is so hard. I know I know I know I know just yeah, we're good. We're good
You gotta hit that good Jason. Hit that Jason. You did that Jason. You did that
No, no, I'm not oh, no lock in lock in go nine gold remontara. Oh, no
yeah yeah fucking eight more come on I'm not even kidding I was waiting for you
to hit it you got it just fall Jason when I'm say that you's got a full boost
flip forward you you you didn't go for it oh my god finish up all good all good
all good all good it's not a crossbar challenge bro I got I got it Jason
STAY IN THE NET!
I bumped Jason, I bumped Jason, I bumped Jason
He bumped me, I bumped Jason, I bumped Jason
I bumped Jason, I bumped Jason, I bumped Jason
I can't, I can't, I actually can't
Yeah!
Stay in the box, stay in the next set
Listen, I'm going to go to the, oh wait, I have to do the fan for 4 minutes
In the goalie, you weren't in it!
Go, Priya, if you guys just defend
Jason, I actually don't, if you stay in the net
You just have to get out sometime
You can't just sit there, right there, like you're soaked
Who plays?
You're trolling me though.
Yeah, that was a good job.
I don't play this game at all, bro.
You didn't even attempt a job!
Look at you!
You didn't even jump!
I did!
You just picked after the ball was in the net.
Why are you not going for the ball?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Yeah, bro.
Just make me play worse, bro.
Oh my god, we can give you guys 15 goals, bro.
Alright, Jason, get out of the net a little bit.
Please get out of the net a little bit, and just fall right there.
Oh my god, that's it.
Oh no.
My bad.
I went for like a highlight reel.
Jason, please hit that.
Jason, please hit that.
Okay, but Jason what Ron saying is right you can't if you sit on the backline you're gonna get score on when the ball gets
Close to you have to go to it or you're not ever gonna even touch it. Yes go for it. Go for it perfect. Oh
My god, I want to dribble so bad
Jason do you want that or not?
That's a shot, that's a shot.
Now I'm warmed up.
Yo!
Now I'm warmed up.
I'm so confused. I thought my teammate was in the net.
Bro, he's doing circles.
What is it?
Go for the ball, Jason!
Hold the boost and double jump! Go!
Nice, hit it again!
Oh my god, yeah.
Oh my god, I dunked over, I dunked over, I dunked over, I dunked over.
I
Don't run
Joe we could have given them 15 goals
Maybe 20 at this rate
Yeah, bro
This is not like even R6 or CS where you can like headshot someone like you actually
This game is just in this is too much. Yeah, it's impossible
He's ahead actually just learned so much about rocket league right now Joe right there
Yeah, okay this is Trist no way.
No, no, no, no, this game.
You guys are saying I'm selling.
I'm literally drooling at this point.
No, I don't think we've over this.
I think we've arrived this out.
Like there's just not even a, like I'm literally just pulling RG at this point.
There's not a chance.
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.
Hit it again, hit it again.
Huge L.
Oh no.
Oh my god, I have this, I have this show, I have this.
No, that punch.
Run as a goal run as a goal
Jason I'm gonna be honest I actually think it's mathematically impossible you guys to win right now
Jason please yo when it's dead balls like that you got to like come up a little bit
Bitch no way you miss oh no
He's hit it hit it just hit it
Oh my god, I almost passed him
Oh, yeah, I'm ripping that oh my god. That's a shot. Holy fucking shit
No way I
That's a shot
But it's those fucking bar down it almost went in
Oh
Dude, this made me realize how gigantic Rockley
Which of your shoes you didn't even go. Oh, I hate it
transfer. What do you say? There's zero skill transfer. Like, yeah, like, they can't
shoot anything they've learned in any other game to this. Yeah, literally. Take it on
our ass, man. There's fucking zero crossover. I'm being honest. Because like, me and
Jinxie in the scale of Rocket League are actually bad. Yeah, you guys are a bad
I don't know how to do this go for take over okay should be fair. We gave you guys a fucking nine goal lead
Yeah, I mean we lost time skirt. I just
That's my bro. I'm on there. I'm there. I'm there. I'll take my anger out
Oh
Are you allergic to the ball, but Jason like you didn't really describe your skill
Well at all like you should have just said like hey, I've never fucking played. I have though. Just
Fuck I'm back. I got no boost
I'm no boost
Nice good. Hey, that's actually good
And that's over on that oh no, oh no
What a flag there's not even a chance there's no chance
for the bro we just for bit those a minute left guys you can still win
I mean Joe's just playing goalie like this is he's gonna hit me it's what are
you doing oh yeah I'm literally out right now what do you mean no are you
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Like what are you fucking doing?
Fuck this shit!
Fuck this shit!
I didn't see you for a whole 45 seconds!
And somehow you hit me!
Oh my god!
This game is so sick!
Who genuinely enjoys this game?
Bro, when you guys get on it,
though it's so fun.
This game has like 700,000 players
at any given time.
time. It's giving us so many fucking players. Like five to seven hundred thousand, yeah.
On a new season, like 800k to a million on the first day. Like at any given time.
This game's like, I think this game's like top seven on or like top five on console.
I'm gonna watch it. I'm just gonna watch it. Okay. I just want to like, I just want to see how you play.
It's not cap. It's in the main menu. Don't even touch it. Don't even touch it. This is
I hate this shit, man.
Junkass.
Oh, never mind.
I have that.
Jason, hit it.
Well, he actually aerialed.
Let's get the shit out of me.
Yeah, he aerialed.
Probably just like dead silence driving around.
Really, Jason?
Seriously, Jay?
Wait, keep it up.
Oh.
Ha!
Wait, did you guys look at this shit?
Wait, did you guys look at the Steam charts, Chet?
You guys are CTE, but it's a console dominant game.
Yeah, this is mainly played on like that.
I'm going to get you all on right now.
I'm going to go on, bro.
There is.
Hey, we need one more win.
458,000 people on right now.
Like right now.
Generally, what do I do?
I can't do anything.
Whatever, then, bro.
All right, what's the game, Jay?
What do you say?
30K.
We need a 30K.
You guys have.
I'm sorry.
QD2's spelling bee combined IQ test.
Fall guys duo win, Uno and Gangbis.
Listen, what do you want to do here?
Wait pull it up Joe you have to be to spelling bee combined. I'm buying that use ass fall guys do a win
You know or gangbees, and I've never touched gangbees a day in my life
I think you just do the spelling bee and I think you just like
Yeah, you got
You know right now you have to carry this no no listen this is my legacy on the fucking line now
No longer Jason Jason. How many spelling bees did you actually win when you were four four four? Oh, God
Oh my god Jason I need you to go against you're going against Joe. It's me and Jinxie. Yo outlook. Can you send me a Roblox account?
It's me and Jinxie. It's me versus Jinxie and you versus Joe at this rate, bro
Well, we're all gonna play it's just whoever's last. Yeah, how do you want to do that?
I saw a picture of you in a spelling bee.
I actually want to say.
Yeah, exactly.
I'm going to try spelling bee.
I've competed in probably eight spelling bees,
so I have experience.
Yo, Joe, this is who we're playing against right now.
Oh my god.
Jason, you might have been the cutest little kid I've
ever seen in my life.
I'm not even trolling.
Jess, Jason, not the cutest kid you've ever seen.
Holy shit.
Jason and cute in the same sense.
All right, Jason, I got to give you options here,
bro, because you're the one that shows the game.
And this is, if you lose this,
Joe we're gonna get bent over a table. Do you even understand bro this guy one
I'm fairly confident that he still throws
This is my legacy
Spelling be works. You're not here in the root of the term. They just
No, he's actually playing.
I made the rule of the turn, bro.
When I was a kid, I didn't know what fucking era it was.
I just knew what it felt like.
We're going to do advanced.
We're going to do probably what type of, how hard of words do you want to do?
We got to do random, yeah?
I'm not doing random because I have to go first on random
and this is how you tried to con me last time.
Well, we can do it and you still won.
Holy shit.
I still won because you probably have the spelling abilities of like a toddler.
What?
I'm actually now, like I've been.
Maybe in this respect for a while.
Wait, but how does it work to be two though?
I don't understand.
Ron has to get tagged.
The way that we're going to do it is it's just if I,
if me or you win, JC, that's a point for our team.
If I get my hockey, that's a point for their team.
If I lose this, I don't understand.
But like, how does it work?
Like, one at a time, we alternate words individually,
and then there's like a group score.
Because Ron has to participate.
I can't just be Jason Carrier.
No, Ron will play.
But it'll be like, I'm going to host it,
So I'll go first every time and if you get one wrong you're out and that's just last person standing wins
We're not doing random bro Jason is the fucking
2016 area seven spelling bee champion
What do I do here Jason time when spelling bee that's me
Dude, I'm actually like I'm shook up. I did not know Jason was like a fucking
The code in a fucking prodigy, bro
We got a we got a way to go log in dude. Did you say in chat? All right? You could do not in chat in the gen chat for us
We could do beginner novice my advance expert genius master and randomizer dude do fucking expert
Oh, wait, that's every time I log into the account. It just does this job. What do I do?
Okay randomizers no skill though because what if I get my
I'm gonna give you an example of like what advanced I'm gonna do it right now. It'll tell me a word
So I go on Google have my fucking green screen is broken man. So I go Google
Okay, an advanced word is in
We might lose really quickly that's probably a pretty big jump. It's a practice round. Who is this?
Jason you can do like expert level words consistently. Yeah
Oh God, I'm telling you to me versus you Jinx. Why do this like crazy?
I don't know but I don't understand though because it's like how does this work?
Is it a team?
No, how does a little ass kid how does a little ass kid know how to do this? Like this is impossible
You study what we can't do bro Jason. I'll be so real you're not spelling expert words, right?
Okay, fine. Don't do that for do it. Are you looking at expert? I it was fulliculitis was the first
What the fuck is this that it's not a pH or something come up it's
this.
Bro, does anyone in my chat know how to do this?
This is actually hard bro.
I mean, advance.
I signed against.
This doesn't count.
We broke the line.
This don't count.
We got everybody in.
So what are we playing to?
How many wins per for each team?
I'm just a fucking burger.
Wait, am I in?
I'm in the lobby.
Yeah, it's job
Option three
Option one
Option 2.
Option 3.
Option 1.
This is like, insane.
You're telling me little ass kids know how to do this, like, dead serious, like, no troll.
Option one.
Option two.
Are we right at 23?
Option three.
Okay, it's like always three.
Option one.
Easy.
Option 1.
Option 2.
Option 1.
Option 2.
Option 2.
2
Oh, I noticed a trick here. They play it three times when it's repeating. Classic. Hold on.
Option 1
See? See?
Option 1
What the fuck? It's got harder!
Option 2.
Option 1.
Option 2.
option three
I need a two step verification now, Aaloh. I'm in boys, give me a second. I'm just getting the code now.
Aaloh, so I mean I have to do like a whole fucking AI test.
WHAT?!
I don't know how to spell one, Azine.
Who?
What?
That's the...
Fugation.
This is what we do! This is why we spell!
Alright, I'm joining. Here we go.
But does this this difficulty seem good? Yeah, this is it seems fine
All right first to ten wins cumulatively
once we're on a legacy game legacy game
All right first one to how many wins
Ten ten a community when I click when I click join
Dude is Roblox like the hardest game to launch ever like what the fudge is going on
I'm muted bitch sound gotta muted
You're not muted bro. Just get in get in nice
Bro, oh no, it's time. They need to sign in on ya. What is it? Cuz Evo? Cuz Evo? Cuz Evo? Cuz Evo?
That would be a win if like you have to on either side. Yes. No, I'm really trying to log in guys
but this game is fucking impossible to open. Wait, wait, send me that again. I'll send me the new
code. I'm in a minute. Hold on. What hexagonal hexagonal. I got a key really bad. The
that permission god damn it new maps get one of them be honest bro it's been a
minute since I was back in the game so this is a good one oh bro go now
hold on I think I'm good boys for shits and giggles I turned it on master for
one round before Ron's in here shits and giggles easy peasy easy clops easy
The clubs, the clubs, what the fuck is that?
It's a cociohexacontahexaphobia.
What the fuck?
Hexacocciohexacontahexaphobia.
What now?
This is a real word.
Oh, they didn't even play.
Oh, it's not even worth the spelling.
The next word is longestuximabtisirene.
All right, man.
Longestuxirene, Stuckisirene.
Give me a minute.
I got this.
Give me a minute.
I just want one.
Okay. Okay. How do you want to, how do you want to do this?
How do you want to do this?
No, we're not doing this first to 10 cumulative wins.
And it's just whoever's last standing on your team gets the win.
Oh, have I? It's the sun, baby.
Did you leave the code? Oh, my God.
Your word is gingerbread new lobby, new lobby, new lobby.
Ron, leave the code.
How do you do this?
You say me, I can leave the code.
You just joined in here with you.
You surely leave the code.
Okay, I make the code I guess
Steal up no, I didn't leak I'm trolling steal a brain rather still has 200,000 players. Oh my god, bro
Holy fuck. All right new link
This is gonna be sweaty this okay, how do I do this?
Just hide your screen and then get it. Yeah, just hide your screen join and then I am but I did
I don't know what bulls**t.
Joe Bikers is the one who gets the least.
Bro, these are random.
Your next word is heritage.
Is that you, Ron?
Who the f**k is this?
How the f**k are people in here already?
That's what I'm saying.
That's us.
Can you spell reliability?
I can run.
Yo, JX, you get in.
Come on, Ron.
Did you f***** get in here, bro?
Is that the first round with long man-cakes?
No, you're in the wrong game, bro.
Bro, JX, are you in?
All right, no.
I'm looking at Jason's character and Joe's character.
First round, first round.
All right, all right, all right.
Just to explain the rules one more time, Joe.
Lock in, this is it.
This is it.
I'm not explaining the rules, bro.
It's not a challenge.
Don't talk words.
Don't say the word.
Bro, yeah, it's just a spelling game.
Oh, go to Roblox.
Spells in channel.
Category.
Q-Lid is first to 10.
Next up, wholeheartedly.
Come on.
Hard-headed.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Hold on.
Hold on, hold on.
I can't help you.
I know I can't, hold on!
Hold hardedly.
Okay, my bad.
I didn't mean to help him there.
Oh, I couldn't, I couldn't.
I couldn't even, I couldn't even read it.
Please spell pantograph.
Oh, what?
That's not fair.
Oh!
Yeah!
Okay, can we go this way?
Please spell metabolism.
Can you hold on for one second?
Because my fuckers are just talking
after I've repeated the word,
and I thought I needed,
I don't even know what to do with it.
Your next word is fruition.
know i was a little only a little key we have to restart
so just answer my question round was dot pantheon
i guess it's taken up a lot of it
i wonder if it was a bit of a nobody talk nobody talk at all
mackinall i did you can't help with the fucking music how much was it
music up so it's one of your own we need to get ten
yes i'm not
case and i need to look at her i'm gonna sell just next up
accumulation
the next word is
benevolence
benevolence
and the next word is portfolio
your next word is necromancer
This is easy, but if you're a gamer, you know how to spell this one.
You know it?
FAMO!
Next up, Gazebo.
No...
Oh!
How do you spell this one?
Lock it, lock it, lock it!
Alright, try spelling...
...Livory.
LIVERY!
Spell...
...Clorophyll.
I'm not going to lie to you.
Is there even enough time for emote only even if you are not emote only?
Who cares?
Just have it on.
We should just turn it off and let them have fun.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Turn it off.
You can have it turn it off.
I'm not turning it off.
Your next word is vulnerability.
Turn it off, check.
So it's one to one, right?
One to one.
word is division all right can you spell venerate what all right can you spell
frostbite all right can you spell indifference the next word is combustible
All right, spell blizzard
Next up melancholy
Can you spell hibernation
Please spell misconception
All right, can you spell resurrection nice?
What in God, baby?
Oh, the next word is bronchitis.
Oh, no.
The next word is epiphany.
Epiphany.
Buddy.
Alright, try spelling microorganism.
Fast.
Alright, try spelling ethereal.
Run my faith, Jason. Run my faith.
Well, next up fictitious
Fictitious
This is your game, I'm a bot at this. I need you. This is your legacy on the line, please
Please boot
Not to that trophy all you bro, we're snatched by trophy. All right, try spelling glacier
Spell stereotype
Stereotype
Next up Paragon
Your next word is sentimental
You gave me so excited.
The next one is fluorescent.
Fluorescence.
Jason, don't lose this face.
Please tell embarrassment.
You're an embarrassment that smells all over.
Burn that trophy.
Oh my god, Jason.
on four spelling these.
This is your game.
Jason, this is your game.
What were y'all spelling out, bro?
Pig, red, bed?
Bro, Jason, I'm a bot, bro.
I have a 2.1 GK.
Spell multiplication.
We are not in.
Wait, wait, wait, is that the right setting?
There's no way.
Nailation's a word.
Multiple.
Can you spell celebration?
Celebration.
Joe, it's 4-1, right?
4-1.
Yeah.
kangaroo come on come on dude that's bullshit quiet all right spell hail stone
please God please spell methodology
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, you spell abscond.
Like what the what?
Abscond.
Abscond.
Like.
The next word is insinuate.
Not bad, kid.
Not bad, kid.
the next word is intermediate
your word is introspect
run my faith Jason run my faith
can you spell commemorate
easy
Jason come on this is you bro
This is 4242, that is all you go.
I'm a bot, all right, please.
I'm not calling guys, I'm bad at this.
What's the score?
What's the score?
4242, come back down, come on.
Jason, you're looking good out there, kid.
Okay, lock in, lock in, lock in, lock in.
This is where legends are made.
All right, try spelling forthcoming.
Wow.
Oh.
All right, try spelling Excalibur.
Yo.
Oh.
Yo.
Not even close.
All right, spell exaggerate.
Next up, scythe.
What?
I've never used a word or a word.
Significance.
Significance.
I love that word.
Spell.
What?
Wait, what?
No, no, no, no, no, it's not!
We just reset, we just reset, we just reset.
Yo, four two still.
Yo!
Four two still.
Okay, no, that's a close, like, that specific word!
Because I have the same description.
Whatever word that is, it's just not...
I have the same description, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Alright, four two, we're just...
Two of us just don't...
I might just run completely.
Three of us just don't.
No, no, just we run.
Five two still?
Yeah.
All right, can you spell Palatine?
What?
Oh
Your next word is transportation
Portation
This is why we can't really next up fantasy
Come on
Please spell snowflake
Can you spell worthwhile
Your next word is germination.
What is germination?
Alright, spell hourglass.
Yo, go fuck yourself.
Hourglass.
You have the easiest words.
Please spell violation.
You got that.
That right there was a violation.
Nice.
Can you spell oblivious?
Rock.
The next word is arcane.
This is a stat in Elden Ring.
All right, can you spell gravestone?
Wait, is this the right setting?
Difficulty?
Yeah.
Next up, asthma.
Asthma?
Is it the right difficulty?
All right, spell inhabitant.
All right, try spelling
supposedly oh he's gonna fuck it up he's gonna fuck it up
i don't know what your next word is controversial
oh my god you saved it spell shareholder what the fuck oh my god
your next word is commodity
Can you spell sabotage your word is surveillance
How the fuck have you gotten our glass snow?
Wait, what is it for three four three?
God, this is a sweaty lobby here. Can you spell humanitarian?
All right, try spelling diplomatic
Yeah, right
What all right, can you spell calibration?
Your word is recession
Christmas
The next word is in sippid
You got this!
What the fuck? You have Christmas.
Can you spell Transaction?
Alright, spell Clouder.
I don't know how to say this.
Oh yeah, turn it off!
What is Clouder? What is Clouder?
I didn't know. I thought you spelled that right.
Or four.
I'm being honest, I would have spelled it the same way.
Yeah, everyone might check it. Your chain is not fake, bro. Your chain is not fake.
4-4, bro.
4-4, 4-4.
Let's end this shit up with a Fall Guys duo, bro.
Oh, god.
That would be silly, bro.
Your next word is euphoria.
Ooh.
Oh, I know how to spell this.
All right. Can you spell apostrophe?
You got this.
Me apostrophe.
All right.
I know the wrong answer.
I know the wrong answer.
I love it.
De-rogatory.
Wait.
De-rogatory.
De-rogatory.
De-rogatory.
De-rogatory.
All right, try spelling fjord.
What?
What?
What?
How do I repeat?
Fjord.
All right.
Bar.
Bar.
I've never heard that word.
All right, spell kernel.
Nice.
Nice.
Wait, what?
The next word is nonplussed.
Nonplussed.
Jesus.
You know, fjord fjord.
Right.
You're I was never getting that five or I just said, I can't even
got Christmas.
Yo, this is skeleton.
Give me something to make it.
Bro.
Give me dog.
All right.
Can you spell myopic?
All right, no way
Your word is contour
All right, can you spell translucent
Wow next word is negotiation
What?
Whoa.
Nice job.
Please spell Procrastinate.
Procrastinate.
Nice job.
All right.
Try spelling beneficiary.
Wow.
He's dialed.
He's dialed.
The next word is limousine.
Oh, I don't know how to spell that.
Oh, I got it.
I got it.
You just...
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I don't know how to spell limousine either.
I'm not going to lie.
There's a U in there?
I want to say 5-4 there winning?
Or 5-5.
5-5.
Oh my god.
That's that crown bag Jason, come on.
I need this.
I need this.
This is for your legacy.
It's my legacy, bro.
I don't even know this.
Can you spell imminent?
Your next word is pestilence. Pestilence. Your next word is articulate. Please spell
photographer
Spell ricochet
It's like
propaganda
Can you spell passionate
Passionate? Are we dead ass?
Next up, detrimental.
Your word is proclamation.
Double C! Double C!
Double C, I even, I even, I know not to be double C and I'm a noob.
Double C!
We have to leave we have to leave come on
Come on, come on, come on
Come on Ron, come on Ron
Okay, this bro, this bro, we lose
At least I knew you carried it once
Please bro, come on
Lock it, lock it
Please spell optimism
Oh my god
This is so sweaty
Alright can you spell mistletoe
What?
Missle, missile
Can you spell horn swaggle
I
Actually use this word
Just guess
Please spell susceptible
We're even only the spelling it guys please even only
All right try spelling aspiration
Oh
Try spelling obituary
Actually good. All right, can you spell candle light?
can you spell imprisonment your next word is
gibberish gibberish nice Joe nice quick please spell eegis eegis
you got this I don't know what what is that word all right spell systematic not
bad kid not bad your one your word is erratic
I'm getting the wordest words.
Your word is practitioner.
No, he's not.
Alright spell, rhythm.
Okay, free, free, free, free, we take these.
Spell a Sunder. Spell lamina, lamina. All right spell endeavor.
Oh my god. Oh my god. All right try spelling consumption.
You're next word is resilience
All right, can you spell mathematician
I'm going back there with the app stabbing if you lose you could go up came out only for the time being
Yeah, oh, hi, let's do this bro. Let's fucking do this
Let's go, bro.
Do more, do more.
Do more, now.
Your next word is ravenous.
Okay, six-seven-meter combat zone.
Your word is embassy.
Yes!
Alright, try spelling featherweight.
Oh, yes.
You want to take your time?
Alright, spell atmospheric.
your next word is few gaseous can you spell elaborate
do i got you ron's out trust me can you spell Wednesday
Oh my god, that's bad.
Sneaky one!
Oh, that one would have got me.
Alright, spell aerodynamic.
Joe, I got you, alright?
You're good at it.
Can you spell neighboring?
We what?
You got this, you got this.
Yes, well...
Your next word is abhorrent.
What?
Abhorrent.
I can't, oh my god.
Oh no, oh no, oh no.
All right, can you spell phenomenon?
Oh my god.
Me and your friends, me and your friends.
Dauntless.
She remembered the U.
Can you spell scholarship?
No way.
What the fuck?
He's getting the easiest words, Jay.
You got this one.
I did something! I did something!
Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
I never received one of those, so I didn't know.
8-6-8-6.
Next up, exponential.
So it's 8-6-8-6.
Can you spell favorable?
All right, spell residential
That's harder with the timer, bro. Next up personnel
Please spell gastronomic
Thank God, thank God, please spell blossom
All right, can you spell caustic?
Oh my god, try spelling notorious.
Oh no.
Conor McGregor, baby.
Conor McGregor, baby.
Sorry, Jay, I'm trying my best.
All right, spell Languid.
You got this one.
Languid.
Mike Brown.
You'll do nothing.
You'll do nothing.
All right, spell deployment.
you'll do right spell deployment
seven eight seven eight seven eight
how did i spell extravagant
just don't even spell it don't even spell it
wait wait how did i spell it
how did he spell deploy it
you put d i it's d e
oh i'm insane
seven eight oh my god this is close
yo jay jay i need to lock in i save this one
lock in lock in lock in i'm locking in i'm locking in i'm locking in
oh no
seven eight seven eight
three
It's like we're in a Minecraft world, no?
Yeah, sounds like it too.
Alright, spell integration.
Bombo!
Your next word is cognitive.
I'm dead surprised.
Alright, spell intermission.
I do Jeff, I said it, holy shit!
Alright, try spelling Dauntless.
We're at the point where we've played so much, we're getting the repeat words now.
All right, try spelling environmental.
Oh my God, environmental.
Next up, hexagonal.
Hexagonal.
Hexagonal.
Nice one.
Your next word is adversity.
Come on, dude.
Locked in JX.
All right, can you spell revelation?
All right, please spell exorcism
All right, what we want what we want I'm sorry next up please mess unprecedented
The next word is peppermint
Your next word is concentration.
Alright, try spelling transparency.
Alright, can you spell nebulous?
Oh interesting
Oh my god, what the fuck oh my god, Jason I need you to lock in I clutch I clutch run, but I need you to just use your
Jason oh bro imagine you're back in fourth grade walk in spell periodically
Next up, ideological.
Ideological.
I got this, I got this.
Alright, spell champagne.
Come on, bro.
Stricts Instagram tag, dude.
What are you doing?
It's G.I.V. Come at us.
Oh my God.
Oh my god!
98, oh my god.
Oh my god.
Bro, it's Drake's IG tag!
Guys, I am trashed this.
I said I was trashed this before we started.
Yo, do you want to do straight?
Straight or best like tooth?
No, it's 98. We go to 10.
We need one and you need two.
Jason, please, bro.
The game would have been one.
Alright, can you spell agriculture?
One G, one G, one G, one G, one G, one G, one G, one G.
All right, spell technological.
Techno log, chicle.
Me and you, Jason.
Spell symmetrical.
Oh, yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
I'm so confident that it was-
Yes!
Holy shit.
Well, when I saw one M, I knew it was over.
Okay, that's it, GZ.
My God.
GZ.
Yo, I was the one!
Jason. Wow. I'm like, I'm like, Jason, your chain is fake.
You came to say I'm as I said, I don't know how to spell.
I have a two points. You bet.
And I still clutched up a game, bro, during that the game would have been over.
Jason, they took your chain.
Jason, we smashed your chain, bro.
Jason, we snatched your chain, dude. Oh my God.
I thought we were cooked.
I thought Jason was going to sound like fucking Iridescent and shit, bro.
Jason, your chain is fake, bro.
So, wait, is the score...
Wait, so what is the score now? 5 to 4?
It's 5-3.
Wait, we won 5 games?
We won 5 games. It's GGs.
That was it that was yeah, that's why that's why they wanted to win so we would play fall guys for a finale
Oh my god, we was what are you guys? What are you guys gonna do the one shit? Oh?
They're strong
You gotta eat the whole chip bro, I don't give a fuck bro
You got to open that shit on stream, bro
Don't put some no blue corn tortilla chip in a fake bag. I didn't even think of that, bro
like I just can't believe this bro like I like I'm dead ass can't believe this we
should run you've lost every single brobie bro you've ever done yeah I mean
we should have won Rainbow Six Siege yeah but I'm him yeah I'm him the mecha
game like I just I needed to carry one game bro and I thought it's gonna be
that game. And he he was carrying. I put symmetrical so fast without reading it. And
it was just one round. Hey, bro, that's all I got to do. I don't know how to play this
shit. I don't know how to spell. I can't believe it.
Bro, Ron, you've lost. I've lost. How many of you have you done? I've lost to you.
I've lost to Joe. I've lost to Ludwig. I lost to me and go.
I lost a TCC, I lost a U-Anger, that's 5, who else did I lost?
Joe, what are we doing on one of these one-on-one, buddy?
I lost a Chris next door, I lost a Sina, I just lost a Brovy Bro to Sina.
No, I lost a 99 kill lead, bro.
Oh.
Like, I just don't know.
In what, Fortnite?
Yeah.
You lost a 99 kill lead.
Yeah, she killed me once.
Wait, you lost a Brovy Bro to Sina?
Alright.
listening fucking Dunderhead
What are you saying? I lost the fucking 99 kill lead
Jason can you hear me, bro? I can't believe he deafened. What up the YouTube chat?
Why should be disappointed? What one do you think you're doing one check? I'm gonna want to see this
Everybody say Joe. I mean I got to order it because they don't sell it in stores now because a kid fucking show
I want to do a one-man one of these one of these weeks
I'm just a
I'm so happy we didn't lose, bro. The idea of having either a whole head of lettuce the one chip again, or rebuy sir stromming
Well, let's go through it. What about the games we lost? We lost?
The only game we lost there we lost fair and square
We're fucking ass whatever might be
But I think everyone can agree the one thing that I felt like we should have done one more round was mecca
Only because we were hiding
I agree, but here's what I think
No, I fucking lost. I gotta go eat a fucking hot shit
He's gonna tell my chat though
I gotta eat a fucking hot shit
Is not supposed to be a 2v2 game. It's just it's no, it's not but it's like
Yeah, it's just a lot easier to be a seeker
If you guys, well, I mean, it's, dude, I'm gonna be honest though real shit
We're smoking you guys on every other game like fall guys. We're packing you
Yeah, I have like 300 hours of playtime on fall. You guys are not winning any other game
We're fucking smoking that pack on every other game. I'm not gonna you all right
I mean gang bees gang bees would have been like just Ron said he's never played
I think the server I'm just gonna make the private
Just don't look at the other bro you guys got packed up bro. It is what it is, but
I
Learned a lot about gaming today though. I can see us. We didn't even get to do. Oh, no, that would have been so much fine
Who know would have been so interesting? Yeah, bro? I
Don't know like what Jinxie if we had lost there, what would we have picked?
Probably would have had it then yeah before I'm gonna be honest
I thought we were tied.
And the stream sniped bad.
And to get on fall guys would have been terrible.
The only games they won were their games.
Yo, this is Yo Ron.
I'm sorry, bro.
Yo, Spelling Bee was literally the most
sentiment, in my opinion.
Not a lot.
No, I just thought.
That was so nerve-wracking, dude.
It was so close.
I just wish, like, I can't believe this shit.
Rocket League fan was just so aged, bro.
Same with Fortnite.
We should have just found, like, next time I ever
do a bro v bro, it shouldn't be anyone's better
than anyone at any game.
should be everything neutral bro this shit is like everything neutral yeah it's so hard to find a true neutral
bro the most no but no the most fun stuff is when you play your game with those crutches like siege
was cinema bro you guys almost won that was cinema do not go in general chat y'all there's a bunch of
penises my father would be disappointed in me yeah is there actually yeah just don't
bro jason you were not bad i'm gonna be honest bro ron some of the shit you were combining
with letters didn't even make sense bro like it was bad if bad watch me so I
lost the fucking JC he would he would literally take his shoe we start beating
me with it bro but like did you think that's how it was sped symmetrical with
spelled or did you just like fast type and or without like I just I just fast
time I was working a statement we are when you're on a timer it's a lot
hard like a lot oh my god especially when the streets start going because then
They give you less and less time to spell the next like who could I go against that can win a bro be bro at this point?
Like that's serious
Literally, bro. Literally, well or Marlon and you'll win. Yeah
Los would fuck your shit up in 2k though. Like I'm not gonna lie most beat me in 2k
But I don't know any other game that Los has
Yeah, what else would most beat run and like I think literally just 2k
Jake y'all please I
I lost a lot of weight loss. I see lots of jinx. He lost Joe lost Jinxie and Joe. I'm a fart. Yes. I suck. Yes
I can't win nice
Bro, but don't bro think about the clips of you eating the one chip though
There's no clip in the world
Look bro you guys you guys did good out there kids. I'm probably gonna go fish or something I think
I think you're going to go
fishing like IRL. No, I'm
like off stream. I think I'm
going to go shark fishing
tonight. Oh, how cool. Love
y'all boys, bro. It was fun,
man. It was fun. It was fun,
bro. GG. It was fun. We
showed up. I agreed. Did fall
guys instead of Mecca. Chat. I
agree. But hey, hindsight
2020, man. Mecca is not a
I'll catch y'all.
Like Jason, man.
I'm not going to lie.
I'm the worst speller.
I knew I wasn't going to do good in that.
I knew I'm stupid.
Bro, I had Nebulas and I fucking went back.
I should have trusted my gut.
Bro, I can't believe Jeezy had frostbite skeleton Christmas.
fucking, like, atmosphere? Symmetrical?
I'm gonna, I'm gonna call back and just apologize.
Peppermint!
Oh, there's too many of us out there.
Peppermint! Peppermint!
Why is your fucking face time skipping?
I lost to Jinxie in a spelling bee.
Spelling bee, spelling bee, fool.
I lost I'm a loser
You're known of your legacy of risen and push-up fades, bro
All right, man. Goodbye. I just lose I'm I lose I lost I lose
In a computer on the computer boss in chow, bro, we lost
like okay good bye back
like bro Jason like I'm not even kidding bro like that is only all I got
is push the face oh my god I don't have it Joe Pity Ray
What up what up what up what up what up Barthfart?
Thank you, thank you for the radio.
Yo I'm not even kidding bro.
Like, no, hey, Jason, Jason do us a favor.
Delete Rocket League right now bro.
Like, god damn.
Man that game is, that, I wasn't even fair bro.
Yo I'm not kidding though, the Mecha game like actually was so lemakie,
I wish we didn't play that.
Like it was fun, but like bro that shit was so AIDS because it's like just fucking cheese
Thank you for the radio for
Well guys, I mean we got game night with core tomorrow. Hopefully if everyone shows up you guys
Want to play games anymore, bro?
I'm just gonna go to World Cup games, bro. I
Don't understand English, but I excited like just start saying the line bro. Just keep saying it
Oh
What's wrong with me
Nice my notification for a sub is a fucking
7-eleven ring bro. Like this is just I'm gonna start reading books and I can't give up. I was not reading books
Maybe really that's I have to have to get back in my knowledge and they might it's it's it's it's you're gonna start reading books
You're gonna be that maxing right now. Are you serious?
books I'm sorry I'm gonna do them again I have the candle right here man
I'm a fucking fat loser bro like who do I bro be bro verse just just fucking do
and that's yeah they probably were like there's how I'm gonna do Jake future like
come on guys like this is just like what
well I gotta verse only picks there's something
God bro
God, bro, God, bro
Like this is just nuts man, I like what am I actually gonna like I'm not even trying to be funny like Bob mods change this fucking sound effect
Please bro
Like all jason's fault smh, okay
I just heard a fucking pig snort as my son noticed.
Hey, Ron, let me touch you PLSS.
You just bad.
I mean, Chad, who do I go against the next time I'm in, bro?
Go go look for the sub.
on a pixel if you're spongebob
got Jason brah I don't know maybe we're just like
maybe we're just not a good idea maybe we're just washed
maybe we're just fucking katana I'm about to commit seppuku
that's not how you say it it's a doku I'm pretty sure
that's the doku with the game
you are useless plus gay plus a retard
God bro the fucking jester and fart of twitch don't call me the fart brah don't call me a no fucking fart
Oh my fucking god bro
Oh my god, bro
Like what what are we good at bro guys? I got to order the chip online. You can't get it anymore in california because a kid
We good at
We
Can you pick me from school?
Yeah, bro
Listen, it's fine. It's fine. It's okay.
Winner, loser, at least we had fun, right?
Hi! I want to... We should have won Rainbow Six Siege, bro.
Oh my god. I'm not kidding. The Rainbow Six Siege was supposed to be a 7-point lead,
and then he changed it in mid-game. I'm calling Lomiki, bro.
Like, I can't, man.
You're looking for the sub.
This guy's been spamming in my chat, Ron. Why ugly for the past hour, bro?
So we gotta eat a fucking bottle of lettuce. Is that what you're telling me, bro?
Do we just do two balls of lettuce or do we just eat it?
I'm I rather I mean ball of lettuce was a fucking option. I you know
Fucking table and gay
Do the one cheap it's easier. No, it's not
Let us throw I'm not I'm not allergic to bed today. Oh good look for the sub
My first god, bro. We bro win
I've lost five different times. I've lost against ex-qc. So good look for the sub. I've lost against
Jinxie I've lost against Joe I've lost against Ludwig what you put on the bottom right on my screen
I've lost five different times. I've lost against XQC. I've lost a look at so Jinxie
I've lost against Joe who the fuck is down the bottom right place Ludwig
I've lost against
Who is the last person? I don't even remember at this point
I lost against fucking I do not lose against sinna.
Go fuck yourself.
The moral of the story is today I'm claiming my first ever win in a bro versus bro.
Go look for the sub.
If I don't win, I'm going to not only take my life, I'm going to never stream again,
and-
I love you to death, kid.
This gaming shit is not meant for you or me, bro.
You need to stick to larping.
I need to stick to just IRLing.
Mike.
Yeah.
Lilo.
Got it.
Thanks, guys.
So good luck for the sub.
Yo, ONA Pixel, bro.
You're the last option, bro.
You're the actual last option I have.
I need to win against someone, please.
Someone tell him.
So good luck for the sub.
State blue, state blue.
All right, bro.
up. Love you kid. Alright dude. Thanks for, um, I need to save it, man. Absolutely fucking
nothing. Absolutely fucking nothing. Just say it. Absolutely fucking nothing. Absolutely
fucking nothing. Say it. How the fuck did you lose a spelling
beat at Jinxie and Joe Bart? You lost to Jinxie more importantly. Every time you
You're in a one-to-one, you lost a fucking Jinxie.
You're a fucking disgrace to Bob, bro.
You're a fucking disgrace to Bob.
You understand me?
Do you hear me right now?
You disappointed fucking Bob, bro.
Don't fuck, bro.
God fucking damn, Jason, to Jinxie!
No good luck for the song.
I mean, yeah, yeah.
I'm an embarrassment, bro.
Stoini is over, bro.
He was forced out.
You wanna know what song I had queued?
you
you
you
you
you
You
I'll get a letter or a prayer
A big thing of a spark
That way I'll change it all
I don't wanna talk
If it makes you feel safe
And I understand
You've come to shake my hand
All the time, anything makes you feel bad
Speaks of tense
No circumference
But you see, the winner takes it all
I'm alive! I'm alive!
I'm alive!
I'm alive!
I'm alive!
I'm alive!
I'm alive!
No, no, no, no!