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06-25-2026 ยท 9h 57m
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I killed the bitch she's through
He's like his way she's done this
Y'all hit with your own back shield
Me talking bout everybody know him
They get everybody know him a goofy
I'm popped up feel like I have future
Tidy career in my loot
Them boys smoke like fire eyes
That's how back to Lululee
This A-Chan starts from my auntie
These pink slip boys no car leaves
I cover up people like a Barbie
I'm sorry, not sorry, let me honest
Can't go to the mall, I'm too pain
Two half one lead on the jet plane
She smugged my jewels for a vaker
Free rip, one up, you changin'
Bro, sugar, brown, that shit's thang
And my wrist, I'll grill in my water tray
My thing with a bull is a crabback and my outfit is a little crumb
I was down in the city to hit it
Switzerland, I'm standing bitch
Game there, telling the bitch
Then my bitch is showing the bitch
I know where I'm fit, you man, I feel a ref landing bitch
I got a can as a bitch, that happen on me, I'm down a bitch
Free ass, hot one on my drink, I just stand a bitch
I got seven on this field, we're closed, I'm standing like this bitch
I'm talking about no tea, show what I say, I got bad
ever ever ever change some of my brothers
Oh
I got a hand, but I'm just shy, shy, and painin'
I was just
YOOOOOO!
Man, I'm such a bitch, my father had a whole gene
Okay, you cool? Yeah, you bad?
I don't even get up in no genes
I had a fool, but I get mad, huh
My baby keep countin' me, me
And I got a hand!
I got a hand!
They might keep spreadin' this way, yeah
I guess it's a new disease, huh
They might keep countin' this way, yeah
They might keep countin' me, I miss a weed
H-A-A-A-A-A-A A-A-A-A-A-A-AAA!
Hey, Chad!
Good morning!
What's up, Jackson? What up, Mark?
What up, Kenny? What up, Marina?
What up, Ron Shitty?
Crack it up, McChicken?
What up, Morkland?
What up, Casey?
What up, Andrew?
Hey, what up, dude?
What's up?
Hey, who's the first matter that he here?
Julie with the 50!
OH MY GEEEEEEEES
you
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Clear my ears.
I have a sharp pain right here above my eyebrow.
Now anytime that I hit my head, I get like a pinch right here every time.
Every time I yell, I get like a strong pinch above my eye.
So, what the fuck happened?
Did I pop a nerve vessel?
Why are people saying that?
Wait, should I be scared or no?
Should I be scared or will it be okay?
Will it be okay?
Like actually, genuinely serious.
Please, doctors in my chat.
Am I gonna be okay?
Yes or no?
Yeah, you're not.
Like genuinely serious.
Yo, nerve cancer, is it?
Yo, why are you trying to scare me, bro?
Why am I running away from the gym right there?
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, don't do that shit to your ears, it's gonna cook you, go fuck yourself out, how about that bro?
How about that bro, for enabling the wrong emote to be a pig, go fuck yourself, how about that?
Yo, what's good, yo, how y'all doing man, my house is 59 months, good fucking morning, y'all guys,
today's stream is a stream that might never happen, why is dreams mask on my fucking face?
Listen, tonight's stream is game night.
tonight's stream is core game night my question to you do you think what are the
odds that we actually get a game night tonight Marlins in Texas Lacey's in
Texas Jason I think is leaving tonight Silky doesn't stream adapt barely
stream still. Let me know right now.
But, in good nudes, in good nudes, right, hold on, we have a not alternative but me
me and jinx me today. We will be attempting when I say attempting I will give up I don't
give a fuck to get him to gold rank so he could play FNCS now. Now I don't really know
how this chat is going to be. Hey you guys are just saying GG good subathon W subathon
Yo, my question is, if you're bronze one, how many games do you have to win to get to gold?
Can I get a confirmation right now?
Can I get a confirmation?
To get to gold.
It goes bronze, silver, gold.
It's three in every rank.
Oh, so we have to get nine wins.
Wrap this shit up!
Wrap this shit up!
RAP THIS SHIT UP, BRO!
TELL JIGSY JUST GIGGY!
RAP THIS SHIT UP, BRO!
No, no, no, no, no, no.
All jokes aside, though, it's gonna be happening.
We're gonna try it today.
Guys, who was there for yesterday's Bro Vee Bro?
I officially lost my 6 Bro Vee Bro in a row.
Yup.
My 6-1 in a row.
Yup, go ahead, get your laughs out.
Do what you gotta do.
I know you guys love doing this little giggle shits thing
Yep, I know go ahead get it out bro. You know what it is. What's the last thing you ever won?
You know Scorpi I have a question
If I wasn't a streamer you do really should be working at McDonald's doing absolutely nothing right now
Right you'd be picking your nose flipping my patties. Actually, I don't eat McDonald's God
I just said you guys up. I don't I don't eat McDonald's y'all. I don't eat McDonald's
I know when I said my patty's like I don't eat McDonald's dude. No. No. No. No. No. Thank you for the too much
Thank you so much. Also by the way guys
It is 35% off all subs I think or gifted subs
So hey, don't be scared to gift stable Renata. You know what I'm saying just so you know if it is 35
What is this email y'all are spamming we good?
And it's the whole SpongeBob cast
Sorry, bro. How was that even a fucking emo, bro? Um, anyways, yeah. So that's gonna happen
today. Thank you for five gifted K dog. Yes. Anyone who gifts a five subs today will be
automatically entered into a fuck a fan contest. Yo, Vader with the 10 gifted. Can
we get a W Vader? Thank you so much. See. Oh my God. S salty with the 10 gifted.
Wow. You are entered into the fucking fan contest. Thank you so much for the fucking
10 gifted all of you guys wow 10 gifted from Vader light skin with the fucking five gifted
K dog with the five gifted and Vader with the 10 gifted can everyone say thank you if you want to sub now
It's the time to beg for one because you will get no ads for 30 minutes or 30 days excuse me
um
Realistically speaking if game night doesn't happen
Who do we blame here because it's not gonna be fucking me because I'm here because I'm fucking here
Right like I'm here like so who do we blame?
Thank you so much for fucking the crypto Marlin probably yo is Marlin by the way, I don't know what it is
Bro, this is not Jason the ween that is not Jason the ween bro
What the fuck happened, man? I?
Guess Jason the ween looks that good. I'm sorry permission dick ride permission granted. Thank you. I love
But listen, we're gonna hopefully get this going tonight. I'm kind of excited
I'm pretty sure the game that we're gonna be playing is the mecha chameleon game and this time we're gonna have time
Julie thank you for five get the things work
Deadass so yes, um, so it should be kind of cinema bro. How's your day going? Is everyone in the chats? They going good or no?
How's everyone doing?
good great great happy very nice very nice mecha game is dog shit let it die
say on God is it actually that rock on enjoy this kind of fun bro I like it I
like it a lot I thought it was pretty fun also like bro I don't want to like
bring drama but bro I'm not even kidding bro soda popping universally
considered as the OG live streaming ranked multiple core members and black boy max at
F tier as a streamer tier list.
First of all, like, does anybody give a fuck about these two dudes?
I'm gonna be honest with you.
Like, this is just like, like, bro, like, I, I see LaCarrie at beats here.
I think this guy have like,
like, yo, isn't this guy like a straight up fucking weirdo creep fucking degenerate bum?
Like I'm gonna be the guy that's saying I don't give a fuck.
Like I don't understand why like a certain side of Twitch just lets you happen and then
they just like are like, all right, you're good, bro.
You're actually a good dude now like, bro, like I'm like, all these guys are like,
All these guys must have like weird fucking shit that goes on behind the scene that we don't know at.
I'm gonna be honest with you. Um, I don't know. What did he rank me? Let me guess.
Oh, wow, perfectly skipped.
Open Twitter.
Yeah, that's fine. Okay.
Here.
Stable Ronaldo.
I have an open Twitter.
Am I fighting him on Twitter?
You don't even know.
I don't even know what you're talking about fighting him on Twitter.
Am I?
Should I open Twitter?
That's fine.
Okay.
Yeah. Okay.
Uh, dude, the only...
I don't know what's worse, bro.
Bro, his chat spamming F or OMEGALOL?
I've seen it.
Who, megalol?
This is like, imagine a grown man,
like I'm not even kidding,
this is what you'd have to type.
I'm not even kidding.
Like that is what I'd have to type
while sitting there keeping a straight face.
Typing that.
Stable Ronaldo, is that one you showed me
on the podcast?
And then there was one clip that was so fucking funny from him where he was like sitting there talking to that worker
And the worker did not give a fuck about him. Yeah, and he's like you want to go through my clips. I've got time
I just seen the clip and it was funny. Yeah, I really short form now it is okay
This is a tough one. Let me guess after you never watch some really aside from the clip. Okay
Well, you're really finding my Twitter, so I
Yeah, I mean, I this is just I see Likari a fucking beat here
I just know everything that I have to see about these individuals, bro. Oh
Let's see their final ranking Kaisen at a below Likari. Wow destiny is above me. Okay
Got it. So agent is F tier which makes no sense
agents okay no this is just very interesting bro oh on a pixel is in
D tier wow now this is like the like this and like what yeah whatever bro
who gives a fuck anything else I miss this is the list of all time yeah
anything else I I need to see anything else important um what are this
Jason the ween got the craziest foreshadow after rewatching his 2018
Spelling bean hearing the word junko years before
The word junko junko
Y'all I'm gonna be honest with you bro like yeah, I'm a fucking idiot. Yeah, I'm fat. Yeah, whatever whatever whatever
We should have never lost the spelling bee facts or no like Jason should have
Like never in a million years, bro like
Like bro, we should have just never lost this a like a day in my life like bro Jason man
This is bad, bro. Like you lost a you it's not about me anymore. You lost the jing see bro dead ass
Guys, I'm not fucking an idiot, bro. Like I could get a Roblox tonight spelling bee and show you guys, bro
Like this dude jakesy was getting the words frostbite
Candyman
Fucking skeleton fucking what else bro? What else like?
Snowflake Christmas brother. I got the word like fucking like he got peppermint
Like I got the word like sabotage. How the fuck do you spell sabotage?
Anyways, what about this
Yeah, I don't know how this happened, but this happened yesterday
Yeah, I mean bro I
Don't know I mean bro his setup shouldn't have fell like as simple as that bro
His setup just shouldn't have fell bro. I mean that's like it's an L Jason if you ask me
I'm gonna be dead on it same shirt. Yo dumbass. It's not this same hair. Yeah, I can't bro
It's like what are you typing? This is like as worse as like Omega low, bro
Like bro like it's the same shit. I thought she was gonna do plat or something proving
I'm not trash today at 2 p.m. Not ending until silver
Sinna, are you like dead serious?
Not ending stream until silver?
How hard is it to get to silver on fucking Rainbow Six Siege?
Silver?
That can't even be that hard.
I feel like you got a Q1 game.
Is she streaming already?
She already live or no
Like bro, she has three fucking cheerleaders behind her trying to encourage her that getting out of silver is hard
This is the problem with the world like you yo, Sina get your ass into a real rank
How about you get to like plat or something like that or diamond not this little Mickey ass fucking silver you fucking noob
You are dead ass grinding to get to silver
What the fuck is this lost in the void breath
Super just so you know the last time I ever played a game with you
Fuck you got it
It was Marvel Rivals in New York
Keckwok got it
About trash or a literal human piracy
I'm sorry
Got it. You did a sound the same at 2x speed twerk. What the fuck does that mean?
Ron
Get the fuck out of my run. You literally spent seven days with Jinxie trying to grind to beat Minecraft by the way
Shut the fuck up. You guys spent the first five days, but arguing with the fucking villagers
I don't want to hear bullshit from you
Villagers arguing with Villagers
What the fuck does that even mean?
What the fuck does that even mean?
Arguing with Villagers
I'm never playing, I'm never, you wanna
Sina wants to go in my bathroom to play hardcore Minecraft
Yo Sina, I have doo-doo stains on my fucking walls
You're not going in my bathroom
Yo she can't be that dog shit at rainbow right like yo is the bronze rink even that is bronze rink like that hard
What
Yo, if you ever talk if you ever try to like resemblers of Dodger's respect you're sick in the head you're sick in the fucking head man
You're dead ass sick in the head Rob. You're dead ass sick in the head
All right, she came I'm gonna watch one round
Is anyone yo, I feel like you it's harder to be bronze than it is silver am I tripping or no?
I'm gonna be serious
I was doing a R6 cosplay like team version. Hold on ready
Okay
Is she playing this right well, she's a fucking candy cane fucking she's got a candy rap. Yeah, oh shit
I think I got a fucking cavity
What the fuck is that oh
Oh my god, Sina stop moving your fat ass around. Oh my god
Yo, yo, I'm I'm getting this why did rug just text me hey Ron
Oh
Let me honest with you
How hard is it for me to get to like diamond on rainbow six siege like realistically speaking?
Like how hard is it for me to get to that right?
It's hard very hard like how many hours would that take like genuinely curious how long would that take?
Took Timmy a while
What the fuck do you mean 100 days for you? Yo, what if you guys tell me that I'm not a gamer, correct?
Yes, or no, correct me if I'm wrong. Yeah, your name
What if I hit like a certain rank in every single video game to show you guys I'm actually a gamer and I don't end stream
So I do
Like I feel like I could hit Diamond and leak Diamond and Rainbow six each
Diamond and rocket leak
Let me think here.
Wait, it's Timmy?
Wait, is he doing that?
Is he doing that?
Wait, he ended.
He's not alive.
Wait, he did that already?
Wait, what rank did he get in every game?
You know, they've been five gifts at peak night?
Wait, top rank.
Wait, he hit top rank in every video game?
Say on God!
Wait, what?
Wait, so is he like the gamer of the year?
Like, what the fuck?
How the shit?
Yeah, who knew it was God's father?
Who's he talking to?
Someone's talking to me?
Papyrus clips into 24 hours.
Yeah.
CS2 max, right?
How hard is this to max rank?
These guys look like fucking droolers.
I'm not sure if this is a good idea.
I'm not sure.
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest with you guys, in the most humble way possible, I think I can
hit max rank in every video game, and I know you guys like to shit talk me, I know you
guys like to troll me, but I genuinely, I genuinely, I mean, okay, I'm gonna call
up, guys, I'm gonna be calling up my girl real quick, and I know it's cringe whenever
I've got a girlfriend, but like, she played League of Legends, I'm actually curious
how hard it would be to get to like diamond if she even picks up I think
she's actually out of doctors guys burger got his nails done thanks to boba
this morning he got his nails clipped so shout out boba for getting burgers nails
clipped yeah she's busy you guys do this all the fucking time bro I hate this
I'm gonna be real, you're not hitting diamond within a year.
You would never hit diamond in this lifetime.
Yeah, nah, this is disrespectful, bro.
This is disrespectful, bro.
This is disrespectful.
Classic game night?
Did no one hear me?
Yes!
We can hear you!
Yes!
I mean bro what are the odds we actually get a successful game night tonight genuinely curious
Like, what are the odds, bruh?
Like genuinely carries like what are the odds?
Like zero?
Stop doing that nose thing, it's very bad.
Valvera maneuver risk.
Forcefully exhaling against a closed airway causes rapid severe fluctuations in blood
pressure and inferior pressure, while relatively safe from what I would do, it carries risk
of fainting, abnormal heart rhythms, ruptured eardrums, and dangerous blood pressure strikes.
So did I pop a blood vessel above my eye?
Should I actually be scared if they think it'll be fine after a little bit?
Can you guys stop filming me for one second?
Am I going to be okay or no?
Is it going to just go away?
scared oh my god bro like this chat is just so fucking rude when I was younger I used
to dream about being why is my girlfriend calling hey I've got a quick question yeah
I'm trying to hit diamond in every video game and League of Legends was up there do
Do you think that's possible for me?
I think that's possible for me.
Diamond is weak.
Yeah.
Why are you laughing?
Wait, why are you laughing?
Wait, why are you laughing?
Wait, hold on, hold on.
I think you can do it in the first day.
So you hop on the game.
Well, I want to hit Diamond and lead.
Such a peaceful chill game.
Hey, the first game that you get on the first thing you do when you when you like get into the game just type ff 15, okay
15 what is it like it brings to big brings together teamwork
And it makes everyone look really happy at that 15
Yeah, and then like right when you like
When you start learning you'll see big towers the goal is to run under like the other people's towers
So when you like first get in a game type FF 15 and then just launch right up them and they'll get so scared
Okay
And you'll have diamonds so fast doing that final fantasy 15
Is it like a secret move?
They're saying Tyler one method
You got it, okay, I gotta go back to work now, okay, I love you
I love you guys. I love you more.
And he knows. No, I love you the most. Now you hang up.
I'll say that in canning.
When I was younger, I used to dream about being mauled and pounced by lesbians.
This doesn't look fun at all. New tweet by Los Polos.
Caitlyn Clark got punched and throat no foul.
I mean, Caitlyn to the ground, and ooh, what's up?
What the fuck?
A hand to the neck, and then Alyssa Thomas steps over.
Yo, what's up with people disrespecting Caitlyn Clark?
I mean, Caitlyn to the ground, and ooh, what's up?
A hand to the neck, and then Alyssa Thomas steps over.
Does that WNBA, is it like packed?
Cause it looks pretty packed.
Speaking of the Cherylette Hornets are trading
Starguard of the mellow ball and Josh Green
to the Minnesota Timberwolves for Nays Read
a 2033 unprotected first round picked.
Three first round pick swaps 2028, 2029, 2030,
three second round picks 2029, 2029, 2030.
Wait, so mellow is on the wolves now?
Doesn't he have like a hornet's tattoo?
What the fuck do you even do?
Bout to be me, mellow, and air?
Yo, I'm not gonna lie, we're gonna be undefeated, bro.
Like that's kinda crazy.
Hey, hopefully mellow, you know, make some money.
You know my name.
What is this?
What is this?
What am I watching bro?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
What is Blurred Out?
Hopefully you get better at Doki.
Peak Game Night Session!
Oh my god, this is genuinely one of my favorite nights ever streaming.
Oh no, Steven gives this one a yes check.
No, it's not.
Steven has sperm in it. Sperm doesn't have semen, it's not the same.
You're saying cement contains protein?
Yep it does.
You're saying, that's true.
If you want to increase your protein intake, you could take some.
I would never recommend another man to try to see that less than some of that.
I miss Rage, bro.
Deadass.
Rage is just like...
I don't know, bro.
Like, I just miss him, bro.
Like but he just picks and chooses when he fucks with me like bro. He raises doesn't fuck with me, bro
No, it's not even am I performing bro. It's the truth
He's so chocked Marlon mocks him ugliest one in core
I mean bro, who's this sexy dude right here?
Yo deadass, just wait, just fucking wait bro, six pack on the way.
If you believe in me, man, drop a meat, bruh.
Glass is fishing.
Yo, someone put me in an edit.
I got you, I got you, I got you, I got you.
What am I, like, what did I just find on Spotify, bro? Like that ass series? Like, nobody's making it edit of me, man.
This is like probably like 15 year old people that make that edit to me. He's five foot three
Nice, I guess I'm five foot three bro with your fucking no bio. No nothing bro
And just a just abs as your profile picture. I guess this is you bro. You fucking dork
God fucking damn
I don't know bro, but I'm gonna have to IRL stream every single day in this case. I'm not even gonna give him a chance
This is a gay shit I've ever seen I'm not even gonna lie bro
There's not yo, if I don't qualify, I'm letting you know right now every time division comes happen every time FNCS happens
Real talk. I'm streaming wrong IRL streaming
Hey, Ron, it's me, bro. I don't give a fuck about you, bro. I don't give a fuck about you
How about that bro?
Mod by your cameraman, go fuck yourself!
Sad SpongeBob, what?
You carry Stable Renato, no bro, no bro.
Stable Renato is the reason we won FNCS.
Stable Renato, gave us the game plan to win but you guys don't understand.
Damn.
There would be no Stable without a known.
BEEP!
Oh my god!
True.
True.
Hey, Ron, can you do the fairs meme please?
Did I do it?
No, we gotta replace this meme, bro. We gotta do the other one, bro.
The new one.
We gotta do the new one, bro.
We gotta do the new one.
Shit's so corny.
You guys asked me to do something, and then you just call me corny.
You remember when I used to go live, do dances and shit, and everyone would just be happy?
Nowadays, all you guys just do is just like...
Hey, bro, that's just learn to fucking smile and and and and yeah
Los Angeles star also reads in 10s a signing for a year
185 million maximum cock. Yeah, I'm gonna be honest with you. Let's talk about this real quick
Let's talk about this just real quick
Do you think athletes actually deserve this much money? Like I'm just trying to be the guy
Like, I know what you guys might say, like, yes, no, whatever it is, bro, I don't even
know if anyone likes, bro, do you understand who just got a $500 million contract?
I know he's like the face of the franchise.
What's his name again from the NFL?
What's his name?
Um, what's his name?
Yeah, Patrick Mahomes, right?
Bro, $500 million.
Like, I'm going to be honest with you.
Is that like, like, is that not crazy?
Like, is that genuinely not crazy?
185 million is peanuts.
You know, so do I just have like billionaires in my chat?
Like, do I just have billionaires?
Look up Juan Soto Contract, low?
It's currently set in New York,
Matt's 15 year, $765 million.
$75 million signing bonus, no trade clause, $51 million a year.
So until 2039, yeah, this is disgusting.
Like when is, when is Twitch going to like, should I just call it my Twitch rep?
When are y'all gonna give me a contract to stream on your platform like dead-ass like when can y'all start giving me like
50 million dollars a year or something like that to stream here, bro like
Enough of these fucking edits, bro. They stopped that years ago. Do you think they'll ever bring it back or no?
Do you know ever bring it back?
Who's going on the cup chair? What we're experiencing with a new way to hang out in VC
thoughts
Fuck is going on with discord
Like what the fuck is going on with discord bro, this is why team speak is way better
I'm not gonna lie, but that shit is just dead. It's just simple as that bro
It's just simple as that man team speakers is dead
like
I don't fucking know what by using a term. I'm talking to someone
like like this guy is fucking my brains out and I'm blowing him but what's
going on in the polos family man it's going on brother I said that shit this
whole chat would be flaming up with the black dude going
I'm Ron P.
I'm going to be honest with you, these edits are good, but it has 112 likes, can't react.
Symbols that.
Can I get a fax or no?
Also, by the way guys, I'm learning how to swim, so hey, can we get a W?
Hey, give me a kiss.
Why?
You know, give me a kiss.
Damn, you look good, mommy.
What do you think?
Want to sit on my face?
Yeah, call me.
You know, I'm on a call.
Shhh.
I'll pause this shit right now if you want to sit on my face.
Bye.
Peace.
Peace
Peace out
Sorry, oh, I had a business call. Hey, be honest. I break my swimming. It's a little good or no
Oh
Guys I look good bro, I look good man. No don't disrespect me. They've had a mighty duck in the 19 months. They've got a movie
W hardy what?
And my IP address is gone say goodbye to the IP
I'm gonna be honest with you me and hottie like I was just like talking to him the whole time bro
Just trolling him. He's like a he's like a big brother, bro
He's actually he's a very nice dude, bro, but man
I joked around with him one time and then he told on key snitched on me his bitch ass snitched on me and
I have to do 25
Push-ups ten times in the span of like five minutes
And then I also have to do ten burpees a hundred times. Yeah, it was like a thousand burp. Yeah, you're gonna see in the video
Yeah, yeah, this is this should be a fire segment
Day 5 of torturing Woody until he talks. Today I'm grinding his nose off.
How long will it take for you to talk, Woody?
Day 5 of-
Now this literally reminds me when I used to be in the backyard and I'd take worms out of the ground and scissors
and I'd cut them up. Like, I just actually- it reminds me of when I was younger.
Get that shit off my screen bro. Explains a lot? We've all done that, no? We've all done
that. Absolute classic. Yo who's unplugging shit on my computer? I hear it. Wait, is that
me? Are you sure it's not me? Nah, I see it's Kimmy's microphone, one of my
I swear one this said Kimmy
Yo, dude
Yo, Sigh, I know your autistic ass didn't just say Mark Zuckerberg, bro. Yo, it did. Yo, this does not sound like
Hold on bro. This does not sound like Mark Zuckerberg. Hold on
Marks on wait
Charlie Kirk whoa, I told you I heard it, bro. Hold on marks on
Charlie Kirk, I'm telling you bro. I'm telling you
I'm telling you bro
I'm telling you bro
It's it does sound a little similar
similar. Jinx, he's ready? Tell him to ring up my phone. Hello, Twitter, goodbye, college.
Yo, dumbass, bro. Dude, I think I'm going to fucking... And then this is what I mean
when I say a chatter in my chat is actually just like special needs. Like, his first
message was just... His message just randomly is, hello, Twitter, goodbye, college. I didn't
even react to it yet, and he just types tongue tongue. Like, you're just like
Spamming shit on your fucking phone, bro. Like get off your phone man. Get ass
This is you
It's like I can't even wear a black shirt no more, bro
Can't even wear a black shirt no more, man
What is this?
I'm gonna figure my pussy one guy, but how do you just like have a time stamp in a 50 minute video?
Just like bro the intro caught me off guard. I'm eating. What was the intro?
Say your last day of breakfast.
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
Hello, hello, hello, hello.
Dude, I just took the fastest.
Took a-
Alright, yeah.
Hey!
Oh shit, you scared me. Yo Ron, what's up, bro?
Fuck you mean oh shit. You know that meme or not?
Like the guy, she's like, oh shit.
Yes.
Kroysha- Kroysha?
Icon? Or no Serbia icon.
Yo bro, what you doing right now?
Uh, I'm oh my fucking god. Jerry Omri. Jerry Omri. Oh my god
Yo, Jinzy, bro, I'm addicted to coconut water at that coconut water look
I got the coconut water. This ain't good as shit, bro
No, this ain't good as shit. Yo, it's not a good time right now, bro. It's not a good time, bro
It's not a good are you larping football? You don't even watch that shit, man
Like you don't even a quick enough love support like that ass name three footballs. Go ahead
Exactly shut your bitch ass up. Yo, are we on the game or no?
Yep, I'm warming up on for now right now. Whoo. You got holland. That's good
Bro, we're like 10 months into the year AI jabber cat food and lizard. That's not bad
That's actually good cat food cat food
Hold on bro. Yo, I have two packs left run. I have two packs left
Watching Jinxies POV without seeing your faces so much better. What the fuck is like wrong with you guys, man
It's fucking one o'clock. It's like
Yo, we shoot you got
Quote walk see back up to up
I'm not sure.
T-Buckwork 12 base.
Italian flag.
Double walkout.
Who is that?
Oh my god.
Who is that?
Wait, Phillip Lam?
Phillip Lam?
I reckon Shisa.
Ooh, Courage?
GD?
And who is it?
Land?
Lam?
Not bad.
Here's five mil.
Say you swear to god.
Wait, screen share the last one.
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, screen share the last pack. Let me see the last pack.
Vieira's 5 mil? Okay, good guy.
Jerry.
Yo.
You got CD Landlur saying. Is that good?
No, I got Fiddled Landlur already have.
Well, hold up. I don't think I can screen share my Xbox.
I'm on a one second delay. One second.
You're on a one second delay.
Wait, you can do a lower delay or something?
You got mop, maple syrup?
Russo, Endler, Rice, that guy's name is Rice?
Why the fuck would you name your child Rice?
It's their last name bro, it's their last name
Oh, company, AI Jabber, and suck on me, yo
His name is not suck on me bro
Open your last pack bro, we got shit to do
Yo, how hard is this actually going to be to get to gold bro?
I
Don't know people were comparing it to getting diamond in league. I don't know how hard that is. Oh
Great
You know Jinxie I want to do this stream where I get like pretty high rank in every game to prove I'm a gamer
I'm thinking about trying to get to diamond in league diamond in rainbow diamond in
Rocket League those three games
Um
Yo brother-to-brother that stream is never ending well like you realize getting down R9. Please God it's Roberto Carlos again
Oh my fucking God lose Roberto's at me
Bro it's cuz Roberto Carlos looks like him, but he's just five sticks the fuck is wrong being five foot six dick
Roberto Carlos
Not bad. How many out of your bears? Can you give a guy?
Die!
That damn fucking company I'm going to!
AI Jabber!
Holy shit!
That suck on me again, you got him again!
Can I get that one?
Can you trade me him or no?
Yeah, let me get him.
Yeah, I've got him like 45 times, bro.
I don't, you'll hit me more!
You gotta make him know!
That's my swing!
No, it's not because it's a year into the game.
So like that card's worth 10K, bro.
It's a year into the game.
Check Vieira, say you swear to God, Vieira's worth five mil.
You guys are fucking trolling.
Yo, matter, are you getting on the game or no?
Like I'm not watching this FIFA shit.
Like why would I watch FIFA?
I might have just got a crazy poll.
Why would I watch FIFA when I can watch the World Cup?
Like bro, you're just a sick fuck.
Oh, I know what you're doing.
Yeah guys, he's worth five mil, you guys are right.
Wait, I know what you're trying to do.
You're trying, no, no, no, no,
I actually just thought about something.
You're trying to take people's attention
away from the World Cup to watch your stream.
Wait, you're actually like sick in the head.
You're trying to steal the World Cups.
Oh, this is like worse than Jason.
You're like Max Tier Lark Lark Soho right now.
This is shameless.
This is actually shameless, bro.
This is like generally shameless.
Am I mad at?
Hold on, bro.
I'm not gonna do it.
Chat, is it bad to drink two coconut waters in one day?
That mean I'd consume 1600 potassium milligrams.
Can I overdose off potassium?
Uh, with your figure potentially, yes.
What the fuck does that even mean with my
Bro, you're built like a Fall Guys character, bro.
I'm built like a Fall Guys character.
And you're built like Joe if he fucking injected estrogen every single day.
Yeah.
I had to swap my monitor off.
My doctor actually told me I have a lot of estrogen.
I don't know if that's good or bad, chat.
Ronaldo, can you get me on TV?
What the fuck does that even mean?
Coca-coconawara!
Oh, there's a new ojimur!
Sayonkar!
Oh nice, my game's updating.
for lag, chat.
You're outlawed by lag, just switch me, bitch.
Wait, chat, real talk is,
can I overdose off potassium or no?
Like I'm not even trying to sound stupid
because I know you can overdose off anything.
Like you know you can overdose off water
if you drink enough?
Actually, let me just ask Leo real quick.
Yo, Leo. I'm on my second coconut water, so I drank 1600 milligrams of potassium. Can I die slash overdose off potassium?
Fuck no. You're not dying of 1600 milligrams of potassium. You absolute coconut-sucking legend.
That's like one banana and a half's worth. You'd need to slam like 15,000 milligrams to even get in the danger zone.
So and that's if your kidneys are already fucked your body pisses out excess potassium like it's trying to win a piss shooting contest
Leo Leo go fuck yourself oh
Shit you just hit me with the Leo Leo. Go fuck yourself. All right. Are you fucking ready, bro?
Yo, Jinxie, let me ask you a question, bro. Talk to me, baby
Talk to me talk to me
I'm about to slam this coconut water for you
Who in this shaft thinks I can be told today?
But with me if you do not
I'm inside it bro. I've never played the whole night
Now, I first believe that I have the skill set to be unreal this season, and you guys
can match it up out of nowhere.
I have the skill set to be unreal.
I'm gonna probably play a couple of games.
Off-screen, camping, zone, camping, footages.
Yo, do you ever fucking just shut your mouth into win games?
God fucking damn.
So Ron, question.
Wait, oh my god.
I think I actually just tasted piss.
Yeah, I'm listening
Ron question are we running a delay?
brother
Let me ask you a question
When stable Ronaldo won FNCS. Do you think he thought of a delay?
Yo, when Jinx he went uh, yeah, ten on rainbow six seeds
Do you think he thought of a delay when Jinx went?
Correlate at all when Jinx he went two and twenty one on fucking baller. Do you think he had a delay?
No, I didn't have a delay was part of the many times in life in a if if opportunity
Does it knock on your door?
build the door
Build the door. Yeah, go to the day go to the day if opportunity does it knock on your door?
Build the door bro. Simple as that. Okay, we're gonna fucking play this
Without a delay, and we're gonna destroy listen
I don't think it's that hard to get out of gold or to get to gold, bro.
Like, but here's my question.
What?
All right.
Generally, generally, here's my question.
Generally, listening, generally.
So generally speaking, if you're like unreal and I'm gold,
do we get an average lobby or does it put us in unreal?
How does this work?
Well, I'm only gold.
Not in your gold.
Not ending stream today till we hit fucking unreal.
Me and Jinxie.
Let's go.
No, whoa, I said gold.
Whoa, who I'm not doing that shit.
I said gold, bro.
Fuck that noise, fuck that.
I need to get gold so I can get comp unlocked
because then I'm coming for your ass, bro.
You're never, I'll put it on God.
I put it on everything.
There's not even a chance in the world
you'll qualify for division three.
Put it on Burger, put it on Burger.
Man, fuck Burger, on Burger, I don't give a fuck.
Bro, he be pissing me off recently, bro.
Like, why do I need to feed a cat?
Why can't they work a job, pay taxes, just like me?
And you could question mark me, but it's the truth, bro.
It's like, how am I gonna let you live in a fucking mansion,
pay for your food, clean your shit,
and now I gotta fucking feed you?
Well, maybe because a Pat's IQ is literally 40.
Bro, join the lobby, please.
And I just gotta fucking rat when I open the game.
What's up, bro? What's the average IQ of a cat?
They have opposable thumbs the fucking candy man though
Man is just fine with their paws whether it's opening doors climbing or batting its toys
But no, they don't have a personal thumbs if they did though we might be in trouble
Bernard how have you been bro? Is everything okay in life? How are you in a laminar? Go fuck yourself, bro
I'm doing well
Swarovski life's pretty steady on this side just here to help out and chat with you
Are you everything okay in your corner of the world? Oh, sure. Bernard. I'm good, bro
I
I woke up the other night with heart palpitations at three in the morning
So maybe because you texted me at 4 a.m. Saying you're good
Jincy literally cutting back on those make me host row. I want to go on
Ron I have a player crying about his peeing in my lobby right now
What should I do just try elbow him in the throat or something?
Sportsmanship is it only we're never you know for a bit of advice buddy. How hard could gold actually be bro dead ass well
How hard could gold actually one of my so one of my viewers did the math
One win is about 33 stable. We're no those personal toy with the five gifted. All right. That's not that's disgusting
Yo, so basically
Every rank up just imagine Ron like just inside you. Could you imagine that what the
I'm not even trolling. I can't even imagine you like giving back shots. I'm not even trolling
But I don't know I yearn for it said Lil Beezus
I'm gonna be honest with you, bro. I give good dick like
Fuck I fuck run. I know no no
I can't look at this shit. This is what I'd be doing
Like, I'm more like them! I'm more like them!
Like I take breaks.
Run, how long do you normally last before you explode?
Uh, like 33 seconds, 34 seconds?
Damn, that's actually pretty good.
Holy shit.
Definitely the vibe gets it 34 seconds, bro.
That's fucking like, it's pretty good.
What are you Johnny sins, bro?
That's actually really good.
Thank you, bro.
What about you?
Me, huh?
Yeah, do you see why you texted me at, let's see here.
Let's see...
Um, he texted me at...
Oh, 4am my time, saying, um...
I said, are you gooning, and he responded with,
He-He.
Uh, I don't remember doing that.
But here's the thing, Chad. If I'm cracking Chad,
I'm not even kidding, I'm like a 3-4 puncher.
Can you imagine Jinxie deadass just like, having sex?
Like that doesn't even sound real.
Like, I'm gonna be honest, bro.
Yo, so I have a question. If this game dead, how are we gonna start a game with 31 players?
Wait.
How are we in a game with 30 players?
Do we play this?
Or wouldn't we just get a free victory royale? Or no?
I mean, bro, this is about to take forever, bro.
How's this gonna take forever this is a free win no?
Jaxie, what was like your what's like you're like in bed like when you like you know, what do you be fun with?
Sorry about uh
Lemikki win leave. Uh, hi guys. Do me a favor kick rocks kid
No, what this isn't the Mickey how many wins do we need for gold like for realsies?
Um, that's probably like nine right chat. How many nine chat also, bro
We're trying to play chain together with Los Polos man. We don't know if we can make it happen, dude
Pull up is here
Enemy
I want a championship under my belt before
Yeah, how many hours would it take to actually win?
chain together with low follows
I got a bug bug we brought on me. I got Lebron on me
I know you shouldn't have used the bug buzz there, huh?
Yeah, this gun good or no
Good day, kid. Good day. Oh, shit. Yo, you locked or no, like dead as we can go tonight.
Is that not a body or what? Okay, this is a hot take. I mean, it's not hot. It's like
medium temperature tape. Fortnite is generally fun. If you don't get on me, I mean, I
I think I got a fucking cavity man I'm the fucking candy man like you see this shit bro
I got a fucking come on bro bro is that a great reference wait we're not on right stay
on God no we are we are you were host you were host yeah it says right do those it says
Guys, we're in the 30 people because we're in bronze. I think this is meant for like
Let me not let me not say that man, but like
Dude kid, hey pick me up pick me up pick me up. Oh, yeah, shut up. I'm gonna get you up, bro
Said please bro, I just wanna be picked up. Oh my god your piece
Look at this, bro, I love you.
It worked.
Wait, you're good! Oh my god!
Bro, you know who I am, bro? I'm a fucking pro player.
I don't want to be it anymore. I want to be him.
Run, you're actually good as shit.
Thank you, bro.
Why are people dead ass saying this is unrighteous?
Is it actually?
Bro, it said rank duos, chat, rank duos.
They're saying look at the map, you can tell.
Chat, it's rank, no?
Wait, is this unranked?
MomGro got an icon scheme? I thought that kind of comes out tomorrow, they said.
Oh, he's leaked.
No, but I thought he leaked it, no?
They're the same top left duos. Is this supposed to say right good for you?
I didn't Olivia Rodrigo get a skin to slay bitch slay you think Olivia Rodrigo's a bitch
Don't say nothing about girls bro. Say you're sorry. No, I'm not saying I know say you're sorry Bob that it
Say you're sorry
Bro, I mean slay like slay queen take this suck on those for me
Yeah, you see the view on my back six minutes, and you gave you know, you see the view on my back or not
You see it. That's not the long bow
Say you're saying my shits reps got it
Wait, why do you know how to edit?
Because brah, I'm good. I'm good at every game I play
You're using no not a single game on bad. I'm getting told you're using simple edit
Are you dead ass as a 20 fucking 14 years old man?
They're using somebody that
Holy cheese la Mickey bro. What the fuck?
She that's like a spam that stinky cheese bro. That is actual cheese
bro it's in the game bro is there so what bro that's some cheese bro brown
you're pushing up too far bro I don't think you should fight that there's no
one even here oh I mean oh I got peace on peace on peace come on you gotta say
live just don't die bro you got this just don't die whatever you do just don't
Oh, why are you always running a fucking teammate?
My god!
Bro, push with me!
I bet you didn't know about that move.
I bet you never seen that move before.
That's called an exploit through the stairs, it's an OG move.
I should never seen that shit before about little little OG move
So I got everyone in the world on me got it. Come on, Rod. You got this one
I don't want to be hit anymore. I just want to be hit
You got this one
You got this speed who knows that mean
All right, bro, listen, this is what's gonna happen. He's gonna come he's gonna come down to my wall
I'm gonna give you guys to play the play. They're gonna get cocky. He's gonna come out of my wall
I'm gonna open the wall do a wide edit and then I'm just gonna kill him like this right look
Don't worry, he's gonna look he sees the walls damage. He's like damn
I'm gonna come down here because the walls damage. I'm gonna easy kill this guy super easy. Wow
Look the claiming this wall up look
Did you miss on purpose there or no?
You got this bait
come on run you got it you got this for real bro where is he
yo uh I only have 140 seconds left on my reboot
mother fucker 140 seconds run
How about you shut your fucking chud mouth for one second and watch the King play oh
You're good what you're actually locked in boy that guy get away
Only one hundred and twenty seconds now yo yo chud muffin shut your fucking mouth
What is this new move that people are doing how the fuck are they like teleporting?
Oh, no, you got this me to shut up
Bro, I want to get a red
Trying to get you up
Come on, bro, please and can you stay with me every time you split up? I died bro
It's a look at this pro move ready. Look run. I need you to protect me, bro. Look look look look look look
Just trust me look I'm gonna reboot on the outside so they think I'm inside
It's a pro move and then you can pop out and shoot them when they get close. Nope
But that actually is smart
Ron just try to stay with me bro
Also could you give me your gold SMG and your blue pond?
Oh yeah let me also go fuck myself then
How about that too?
Yeah maybe come down you can drop down
What is that fucking glider?
Here take some of that yeah
I like to play poker sometimes bro
Here
Call me
You gotta listen to your IGL bro
Yes whoa
Come come come come come come come come right here blue right here take
The lyrics you want what support yeah, I'm gonna let you die. Nah, you need to die. Yeah
I said ten chug-chug, bro, I need ammo I need ammo ammo ammo ammo ammo ammo more bullets
You like my Velo on my back or no?
Like just be honest.
Oh come here!
Wait for me!
For me!
For me!
For me!
For me!
For me!
It's quite funny!
You know I don't got body!
Oh!
Velo!
Come!
Come!
Come!
Come!
Come!
Come!
Come!
Come!
Come!
Come!
Come!
Come!
Come!
Come!
thing open the thing we get where am I wait round what's the duck do you have
Do you have any heavy ammo or no?
Silencio, por favor. Silencio, por favor.
No, that's just not what I asked.
Yeah, there might be children out here. Get ready.
Why are you assuming they're little kids?
Because it's for night?
Yes.
So you just did it?
Yeah.
Alright, bro.
I'm out of here. Fuck you.
Whoa, whoa, wait up wait up
Please I don't want to split up. No, please wait up. You have zero kills. I'm just doing this shit by myself
Just shut up and watch the king play
Bro wait up. Wait up. I can't keep up with that
Watch the king play bro
What rank is he currently bronze how about get it on screen please? Thank you
Go in there Jinxy, go. He's straight there. This is running up. Where? Go on in. Go get
a kill. Go get a kill. He's right there. You got this. You got this Jinx. You got this
bro. You got this Jinxy. No, no, no, no. You need to. No, no, no, no, no. You're
going right back in. Nope. You're going back in, bro. Whoa, stop. Come on. Go back in.
Fight him. Nice, Jinx. Nice. Come on. Oh, get him, Jinx. Get him. Yes. Get him. Come
Get him!
Bro! Get! Get!
Get him! Get!
I lagged a lot on that fight, high-five.
What does he even do?
Yo, you're not gonna frickin' grab? Bro, what the fuck?
Oh, can you shut your fucking
Can you resume please I'm coming right now
No
How do you lose the one one be one brothers guys actually a fucking noob
Love brother you fake the pickaxe right like you see
Then you go right here. Yeah, I want to learn stuff like help me with that. Oh, look
So you see how this wall
I'm trying to learn though you're not really killing us nice so that right there Jinx what I just did is how did you know when to go in how'd you know well you just
phase through it bro. I'm gonna get you up right here. You're gonna do the 1v1.
So run! Run, you just pickaxe and then phase in. Yeah but it's all about timing bro. It's
all about timing. Ask your chat, they know. Ah. Oh no. Remember to get my reboot. Remember
to get my reboot. Hold on kid, I'm about to get turned into a campfire story. Whoa,
What the f**k is that?
The f**king candy man?
Wow! You're actually...
Oh my... Oh my god!
F**king candy man bro!
I'm a f**king candy man bro!
Oh f**k! What the f**k is that?
I think it's a f**king cavity!
come on bro let's fucking do it come on I got that yeah
Now what?
I'm not gonna love that!
The running's good!
You're silver! You're silver!
Damn, too good!
Dude, what?
Not a single kill, but I had a multimodal assist.
No, you're doing good, bro.
What, Silver? You look on the right side.
Silver one, silver one.
You might rank up to gold quick, bro.
We gotta get you to unreal.
Wait, you're silver one?
Oh, shh.
Thank you for havin' a herbie.
Your mama be worthy, dawg.
It was all part of that journey.
Wait, it's story, bro.
I thought it was journey.
I swear it was journey.
Is it a journey?
Is it a story or is it a journey?
Wait, who's larkin' here?
Is it a journey or a story?
I think it's story.
You're a lark.
Larkin' story.
You're a lark, lark, so whore?
Oh, shit.
Can we get a double?
Thank you for havin' a herbie.
Can we get a double you in the chat?
Double.
Ron, you're actually good.
Bro, can we get Unreal today, you think?
What if we get a squad?
I have an idea.
Bro, let me get Clicks and Peterbot, and we make squads.
But that would be fun.
We would never die.
Let me call up Pete real quick.
I need a message.
Yeah, let me call up Clicks, bro.
Let me call up Clicks, bro.
Squads?
I think Clicks is, see, home?
But we need someone like, bro,
I wish we could play with multiple stable Rinaldo's.
We would never lose like, bro, if you think about it, like my skill, Lex, what's up, buttercup?
Bro, we're we're trying to get to unreal in Fortnite, bro.
Do you want to join me and Bondale Vingle?
That's not my name.
I mean, stable Ronaldo.
Sorry, it's not my name.
Yeah.
Thank you.
We're like, we're going for gold, but we already got a hashtag victory Royale.
So now we're going for unreal.
Tell them what rank you are.
Oh, bad.
You guys didn't even want to pay that.
I mean, I was going to ask for an additional refinalist.
Wait, Lacey's inside you right now?
What?
What the fuck?
What did I just hear, bro?
Yo, yo, what am I hearing out of you, bro?
Oh, wow.
All right.
OK, Klicks.
So we're just going to get, Klicks, we're just going to get Peterbot, though.
Oh, no.
Yeah, I know.
No, we're going to get Peterbot, man.
Why didn't you just go underwater?
30 minutes, okay 30 minutes, we'll see you soon bro.
Yo, Dixie, question.
I think your parents, the whole lobby's gonna change.
Oh yeah, when he joins it's unreal.
Okay.
The whole lobby's gonna change.
Yo, don't go, hang up the phone bro,
he's not an FNCS winner, listen to the champion.
Listen to the champion you've never seen before.
Yo, listen to your fucking champion, yo.
See you soon, Klicks, I'll see you soon.
Bro, who's he feeling like?
Bro, we could.
Not all the FNCS.
Yo, yo, we could get a good player,
we could get faxed in.
I
Thought faxity was Peterbot Glaser, bro. I don't think he plays calm. Yeah, but he's pretty good, bro
He's good at uh, you know
Wait, is Peterbot away chat is Peterbot away
Faxity is the best controller player. I thought that was read
Ron look how many players are in the book. Oh never mind. We're good now
We have 70 people bro. Listen, this is where people might start spawning. So I need to actually lock
I can't bro. I need to lock. I need locked jinxie right now. I need jinxie
I need Jinxie with Stompin.
Ready? Three, two, one.
Right here.
Do you want to play Fortnite with me?
We could get Loser's our third chat.
Yes, Valka.
Yo, is there a cup for every day of the week, bro? My god.
Ebal cut, div 3, div 2, div 1, Ron the whole lobby's here, you know I'm the whole lobby's here.
I got the hand of the dancing on me off the back.
Guys by the way, anyone who's nice by the way, now I can actually get you banned.
So don't worry, you gotta report them and they'll get banned.
They have all IDs now, don't worry.
Ian 303 on OF, I've never in my life seen that.
Now they're gonna get banned.
Don't worry Jack, give it about like 5 minutes.
Who's better in their prime?
Loose or Jinxy at Fortnite you think?
Oh I'm bad back in bronze.
Ron, I have a question.
Oh you're back in bronze, nice.
Ron, why do we always land there bro?
Why? Why do we land there?
You know what bro, I'll let you IGL since you think you're fucking better.
Well you kind of just die off spawn whenever we go there Ron.
I die off spawn. I had 10 kills last game.
Won you the game and you didn't do fucking shit. You had zero kills and you lost your only 1v1, bro
What's next are you gonna like kick me in the nuts? I mean, bro, yeah, I'm not a fortnight player, bro
Yeah, bro, I just don't know what do you do bro chat? What is like? What does jinxie even fudging do bro?
Like what does he do?
Facts that he's down, bro. You let me know
Yep
Yeah, should we get faxity or mr. Peaky is mr. Peaky oh mr. Peaky
Does he know who's mr?
Yo, but if clicks isn't unreal aren't we gonna be an unreal lobbies or is he not an unreal so there's like this
There's there's hidden MMR. So since this game knows I'm a champion. They put us against some of the best of the best players
Like that's just like a default thing that happens. So that's why like some of these games is like you'll notice is like way harder
simple bro
Guys could put you you could put the cat looking sideways all you want at the end of the day
I'm like levels above your favorite player because I'm a champion. So I want you to know that
What I'm curious about though is like does a win in 2019 hold that much weight in 2026?
So unbiasedly.
Oh, unbiasedly.
Yo, does a award in 2023 matter at all in 2027 coming up?
That's my question.
Because you're not a gamer of the year.
You're just a game.
You're just a game.
Matter of fact.
And then I'm the gamer.
Like that's it, bro. Simple as that.
Sometimes the best part of life is the journey.
If opportunity doesn't come knocking on your door, build the door.
Chad, look at this. Look at what I'm going to do. Rocket lead USA skin.
Chad, should we get Faxity?
I mean, brah, I'm down.
If you're down.
I'm down.
Chad, look.
Chad, look.
Speed.
Hey, speed.
Made him do it, made him do it.
Made him do it, made him do it.
So Faxity unadorned me.
Nah.
Faxing go fuck himself.
Fuck you, Faxity.
I couldn't buy curse. They can do it
Well, let's play for that with everyone that's ever played for night
Let's play with let's play with courage JD. Let's play with ninja. Let's play with Tifu. Let's play with
Why
Where does he know
Wait, this skin kinda looks like you, Jigs.
Which one?
Oh, a bald guy.
Oh, Darth Vahl!
How original!
Darth Vahl again!
See, now we're in the thick of it.
Now we're in the thick of it.
I'm in the thick of it.
Everybody knows they hate me when it snows.
I see froze when I'm close.
something merely some so I've been told where we going chat what about Nick a 30
this you want to play for night with us where we going bro well we're not gonna
say this is 40 streams time oh yeah let's actually just like not say yeah
what about what about Nick a 30 y'all latte landing nice good pic jinks I'm
not gonna cuss guys my play with him I won't cuss what if Nick a 30 I'm
I'm telling you, he's like an alternate personality.
He's a freak 830, bro.
And he's just like freaky shit.
I'm telling you, bro, there's something hidden about him.
What the hell are you?
Wait, Kixi, nobody's here.
No, oh, God, there's two teams here.
We can actually win this game.
Darth Maul's gliding into me.
Sound God.
Oh, though, that'll allow me to get there.
I can't do this to make people hurt.
I gotta get in a more room.
Get his gun, Jinx.
Give me that gun, give me that gun.
Bro.
I still trun, trun, trun, saura.
Oh
No, don't kill me, bro
Please just come to me and give me kills
Whoever comes to me just give me kills please just don't kill me. You'll be a hero to the fucking people that has to be a hero
Isn't this banable? I don't give a fuck bro. I don't give a fuck
Shut up, this is TOS right? Oh you were the winner? No
Bro we need to get froze brother, like we're getting smite.
We need to get froze, we're playing with a pro right now.
Ora.
Ora.
Don't focus on him.
Yeah, oh no.
Oh no.
I'm in the thick of it everybody knows they see me where it snows I see
you got this you got this baby
wait we're good and I have five five five mats and now it's like I'm always
one more there's always one more now I have Matt so I'm not gonna die if I die
now now you can call me a noob so look at this little tips and tricks right you
Is he his vending machine or here?
Oh, you got this, mate.
Okay, free, wait, what?
I don't have enough for a chugger.
So look, you're right here.
He knows I'm here.
Wait for the meadow to be built, though.
Just, now he, if he tries to pick accent, I'm good.
So look, he's gonna try to pick accent.
Bro, chat, let's.
So he might have the first hit,
but I'm full HP.
He's not got one pocket, right?
Look.
Not bad kid, bro, can these kids like leave me alone, leave me alone, alone, oh you're
Actually good. Oh my god
Fish on me fish on me. I don't want to do but I slap your knee fish on me turn this shit off man
He's gonna kill you kill yeah walk come on walk. No, you got to just insulate it down
to kill you
You silly no way I miss
I'm a fucking Burger King footlet
Well, where is the
Number nine Burger King foot fungus the last thing you want your number
I'm drinking my coconut water.
Oh, you want to go now?
Wait, which one is speed?
Because it's a goat?
Yeah, my mother?
Nope.
Oh, no, it's different.
It's different.
It's different.
It's different.
It's different.
It's different it's different it's different it's different. Are you ready or no, but we're gonna win this game now
Why do I see like eight and oh nice I got a kid on me just like
Come on. No, no, it's all cheesy. He's good. He doesn't good. I hit him. I hit him six feet. Look come on
There's more kids just spawning in out of nowhere
There's just kids everywhere, bro.
You didn't even want to speed the control of the bell!
Wait, what?!
Come on, wow!
Oh my fucking god, Max win!
Here take this, fuck I'm not here.
Bro, she was a winner last game.
Come on bluewap, no, come on speed, you got this.
Let's go.
One more, one more over here.
Oh nice edit bro, it would have been kind of cool if you didn't have a simple edit
on like a noob.
Bro stop!
Bro, stop!
You're building up my head, little fucker!
You motherfucker, you promised my sign-free robux.
You know that one or no?
I accept not.
Six minutes if you need them.
Go fuck yourself.
Yo Rob, I need Big Sheo, big pot!
How about you need to come here and suck on this chug jug?
hit the chug chug hit the chug chug hit it hit the chug chug hit that chug
chug hit it so this is what everybody dies with the vending machines
I have to move, yep bro I need one thousand five hundred gold give me gold
okay there's gold if you go to that building literally in that building
There's a there's a cash register. You go left into that
And then you go fuck yourself
That's no bro come on
You good bro
Hey there now
yep most was right bro no no most was fucking right was right about you you
raging on the whole right most was right it's not a lot was right well no you're
not getting an edit bro the thing about most is he matters whoa whoa who is
Who is this? Who is this? Who is this?
I got some good audio
Take that bro go to SMG for you enjoy
When I get a big shelter no you have one of those Keith oh my me
Not have none none none
You're like one of those dudes who had like 999 ammo in OG fortnight, and you just wouldn't give it to your friends
Well, I don't have a big pot, right?
Yo, kid me the big pot. I saw you pick it up. Yo, I don't have him. Yo, you want to fuck with me?
I don't have it bro. What the fuck do you want?
You're gonna mess with the lightning and the
Now we're done now we're done now we're done
Now we're done
Where the fudge is my gun where did I drop my gun, bro?
He just lagged what those times that I raised you all those times I quest for you. That's how you
Fuck yourself
This guy a fucking moose?
The fuck?
AI generated bot!
Bro, I got a big bot!
I got a big bot!
Damn, bro.
It's the only thing I've been asking for that forever.
Get the fuck away from me.
Oh, nice.
This is like I'm playing with, like, ice, bro, yep.
Dance bro show me your best dance moves
Hold up, please second
You ever think at like 29 years old you still be playing this game like how you are now those kids right here
Bro, I'm 24
come on I hear jinx
wait where did it go
MOA!
what age check
oh me me me run around my coca
you got it bro when you're 1v1 I'm watching
when you're 1v1 bro
go ahead jinx
Go ahead, Jigs.
He's so low, Ron!
He's so low!
Oh, you got this, Ron.
Are you a fury that can pretend you're fit?
Oh, you gotta start winning your 1v1s or your whole chat's gonna just think you're actually just a washed loob.
Yeah, I know. Sorry.
Where is he, Jigs? I'll get him.
He's so friggin' low.
These kids don't learn from friggin' cackins.
your aim is so good oh my god how do you always get the head how do you always
get the head is about fucking confidence bro you're such a waste of cum I've
never even read that bro
you're not like oh my reboot my reboot my reboot I know you're not like a
a waste to come he's not like a good juice of it wouldn't that be a waste though yeah
but you're kind of cute so it's okay thank you Ross no like you're like cute to
like it like you're not cute as in like good-looking like cute cuz you're just
like so fucking dumb like I don't know how to describe it like wow bro this
guys like there's something wrong with this time for sure you know what I'm
saying
most was right bro yeah most most was right no no most was right we're gonna
kill you here's that yeah you're dead say goodbye bro unless I save you
I
Sheldon brother worry
We're taking tracks nice good kill bro good
Nice good kill bro, bro. I need a mini big pot and mats. Here you go. Yo, we might as well just say everything in the whole fucking world
Um, Jinxie, this is a two tick.
You're on your own.
Oh, it's not gonna be a five tick.
Wait, we're dead.
Oh no.
Oh no.
How do you jump with these things?
How do you jump?
Bro, how do you jump with these things?
My gosh.
Top ten order moments.
my god top ten or moments
you gotta know wait you made it in holy W Jixi wait it did something thank you
bro hi row there's it's a 2v2 bro it's a 2v2 it's us versus
Just awesome one of the team?
Yup.
Just awesome one of the team?
Yup.
Oh no no.
They're shooting at us.
No they're based up in everything but they want us dead.
Do you have any heals or no?
Many.
Wait no it's a 1v1v1 or 2v1v1.
Because bro, he's like in a base.
What the fuck?
What am I playing?
Fuck a medkit bro, I am the medkit.
bro where are these little fuck sticks at?
I think so you good bro or no?
let me lock in
wasting gold bro oh my god
It's the same kid from earlier. It's the same fucking kid
E-M303 on only fans again
Oh my god, you're fine bro. You're playing with a pro remember
All you do is seal do something I'm 30 health
Wait it is yo you actually sold me
They're teaming.
No, they're fucking...
It's a 2v1, dumbass.
Or you could win this, bro.
You want FNCS?
I was...
Oh, no.
No, no.
Run!
Heal!
Heal!
Heal!
Heal!
Heal!
I'll tell you when to stop.
Go, go, go.
Keep healing.
Keep healing.
Keep healing.
Keep healing.
Keep healing.
Keep healing.
Keep healing.
Keep healing.
Keep healing.
Keep healing.
Keep healing.
Keep healing.
Keep healing.
Keep feeling, keep feeling, keep feeling, you're good!
Back leg!
Oh!
I got one, bro.
Hey, where is this?
Open it, bro.
No way.
You got to heal, you got to heal, you got to heal!
No!
Okay, time.
Come on.
Come on, kid.
Let's do this shit, yeah?
You think we're going out like that?
Come on, kid.
You're good, Marlon, Colin!
What yo look at what this guy
I
Think it 5-1 what you guys got shit on bro you guys literally got shit on
this is just. So you hired a
makeup artist and this is what
you got. Yeah Marlin Marlin
get a refund get a refund ASAP
dude wait who do you play today
who do you play. Oh you guys are
losing that what why is he
adjacent. Wait hold up what time
the off late Japan seven. Is
that what I think it is on the
you guys are losing this game
bro Japan is good.
Wait if you guys lose do you drop
to fourth.
So but if y'all have three points
you're not going to make it
Jinxi can you ask him a
question for me.
What Ron what ask him why he's wearing Sweden face paint in a Japanese household?
Ron said why are you wearing Sweden face paint in a Japanese household?
Yo
Bro USA and then when we inevitably lose Argentina, bro. That was my joke
You guys have two attackers and that's it that's all the team is
And also Victor Yocarest put on like a hundred pounds this year, bro, he looks out of shade when we put on a hundred pounds
yo Marlin I'm gonna call you after y'all lose bro all right man
I'm gonna call you after when I'm gonna scream your face
yeah look at this delu- this is what the World Cup does to people bro they lose logic bro
Marlin it's over bro
Chad does faxing still want to play or no?
what a delusional psycho bro
wait am I silver? I'm silver alright alright
I got a fries back wing
Victor Bergeres
yo we need two pros bro we need two pros man
yo please stop with this fucking email
bro current error not current
facts need literally unfriended me
bro let's just check for nice you live
bro let's see you live on for tonight
yeah let's see you live before that
bro are you gonna tell me I suck do I go
to your career stats for the last nine
years go fuck yourself all right yeah
who on for tonight right now y'all who
Who on Fortnite?
Let's see who's on Fortnite.
Jinx is on Fortnite, Stable on Auto is on Fortnite,
Aussie Ante is on Fortnite, Faxie is on Fortnite.
Courage JD, bro!
No, no, God, no, God.
What do you mean, why God, no?
Why not?
Courage JD's in Fortnite chat?
Who else, bro?
Hold on, bro.
We got a kid in our lobby.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Wait, wait, Trio call, Trio call, in Discord, yeah?
Yeah.
Wait, who just-
I got a Rodeus.
Exit 35.
I got a Rodeus.
Is that Vino?
Wait, but there's no rank, though.
There's no, there's no rank squad.
Yeah, there is.
Party rank, Elite 2, bro.
Cue it up.
No, it doesn't-
Cue that shit up, bro.
What?
It's telling me...
Wait, what?
There's no rank squads?
It says ranked off, yeah.
No, it's right there right there boy there there normal bro. That's normal squads dumbass
How am I a dumb ass? Let me just kick the shit player. There we go. Oh, we're good. That was good. Yeah, we're good
Now we're good
Yo, bud, bud, bud, we're playing with Klix, no?
I thought we were playing with Klix.
Bro, he just came into my chat disrespecting me.
You wanna play with this guy?
Yes.
Fine, bro.
Fine, bro.
Let me add him to the call, too.
Bro, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy.
Klix is good, bro.
Join the call, bro.
Join the call, bro.
Klix is a pro, bro.
Watch your bitch ass up.
Klix a pro?
Chad.
Yo!
Chad yo, yo yo yo yo
Chad people getting gold today or what yo
And now clicks just doesn't try back Keck walk Jixie revive jerk may rank
Appreciate the productivity in the chat today guys great bro great questions man
You guys are acting asking really important shit, bro really important questions, man
No, you think you could actually revive jerkmate, right?
No, no, no, absolutely not.
Bro, why is there five people in here?
Yo, how are we gonna play, bro?
How the fuck are five people gonna play Fortnite?
I don't know, bro.
The fuck?
Faxity left, but they're not even joining the call.
They're in the call, but they're not joining.
Stop ignoring chats.
You got just tight brain dead shit all the time, bro.
No.
Yo.
There's squad rank.
There's squad ranked.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, I just got them at it, bros.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
All right.
Wait, I'm going to pee.
I'm going to pee.
Yo, can we have Vino to the call, bro?
Nope.
And Klick's just left.
Bro, they don't want to talk to us.
Like, what is this?
Wait, I'm going to go pee.
I'm going to go pee.
Bro, like, what is this fucking Haterade, bro?
Do we just kick them?
Do we just say fuck them?
Like, dead ass, bro.
I don't like this energy.
Like, dead serious, man.
This is just like some hater aid.
Wait bro, we need good energy.
Yo, what's the fucking word boys?
Oh god, no.
Oh fuck no.
Let's get it.
Bitch, I'm fucking fucked.
Yes sir.
What's the word?
What y'all up to?
Y'all playing some fort?
Yeah bro.
Um, we're playing squads right now,
but they're not joining the call.
Should we just ditch them chat
and just play with fax?
Me, fax, jinksie?
Yay or nay.
No, yeah, I can play with the fucking losers Clixie did they didn't came to qualify for our finals good
I want to play with them good. I'm not always disrespectful what they're doing to us back there
I mean they just left the call they left the whole group chat. Not as this guy was fuck
You know it's literally in my car by the way. It was just a jigsie sitting out place
I'm gonna go concrete. No, bro. I'll just join this man. We're gonna run this out, bro
This is where a W Ron with a bandage comes into play bro
This is what an actual good vibes looks like man
I don't see this shit no faxity, bro. You said you were gonna lose weight
Seven years ago. How much you got right now, bro. I want to make sure you're good shit
Chalking it off, bro. You'd be surprised. I went up to 365. I had a 342 I believe
Sir, I shit's coming off real fucking quick, too, bro
Yo, Jinxie, bro, this is
What the fuck happened to our squad?
Well, we had two pros!
What the fuck?
You got the better one, bro!
The thing is, Klix and Vino just ditched us.
They left the whole...
What the fuck?
We have two pros!
I could get Lazy in here too, bro.
Good vibes.
I'm here, bro.
Asian Jeff in here too, bro.
Asian Jeff, do you want to join?
Oh, gosh.
You got a bogey.
I get it.
What rank are you man?
Me?
Unreal.
What do you mean?
He's the same rank as you actually.
Wow.
Oh shit, I reset.
I'm always unreal.
I'm div1 bro.
That's what really matters.
Yo jigsie, if you actually.
Wait, what rank are you jigs?
Unreal, unreal, unreal.
Tell me what rank you are.
Silver.
Silver what?
Silver.
Silver chat?
How do I see?
I think silver one.
I think silver one.
one. Okay, he might silver. How the fuck, bro, you've been playing this game for like
a week and a half. Two guys, bro, I'm out of band to walk. I was just shot over. Yo,
uh, faculty put a sock in it, bro. I've only played right twice. What do you mean?
How the fuck am I still silver? Yo, you ever get streamed side by 96 little delinquent?
No, bro. Guys, when you spam people's names, it makes me want to do it even less.
No, I'm more ever by the way. I literally asked it. No one's anything. Shut up. I'll be watching like actually Sierra hits like
No, no, you're gonna like punch me in the face. That's what's happening right now
Vaccity, bro. Whoa. You got a team. Of course
Yo, you're not
Like
Yo, I need I need all I lock in bro. Jixie Jixie you're super one you said
Bro, yeah, I'm real dude
Yes, bro get me. Oh my god, please get me get me get me get me please
Oh, and I'm telling you he's the greatest gamer of all time, bro. He's the fucking truth. Oh
Jeff Jeff yo chat there is no squad right
So why did Clicks and Dino leave?
They left because they were just fucking not joining the call, bro
They left the hall and everything they think they know the promise. They think they're above us, bro
Hmm if opportunity doesn't come knocking on your door. Yo build the door. Oh
Ron kicked them from the squad. Yeah, and I kicked them because they didn't join the call
You want to play with two people who don't fuck with us that now you might have a place left the group
He's not feeling it. Yeah, bro. You see you see you see that's bad vibes, bro. That's bad fucking vibes
Hey, y'all want to play with y'all to get booga?
Bro get everybody. Yes. Get it like bro. Let's get everybody chat. Let's play with a whole for tonight community, bro
Get yes. Yeah, hold on. Let me let me ask Booga. Okay. I
Can you say
bugger boys
Oh God
Oh my days aura they call him the lion right the lion. Yes. Hey, what up kids? Oh my oh
Yo, who got what's up, dude?
Oh God, yo feels the aura feels the aura
Sorry
Oh, yeah, we'll wipe the lobby real quick move out wait wait great
Where do you want to wait? Is it true you got sniped by Los Polos TV in his prime?
I think you're like twenty-nineteen
That's fucking hard. Yo, where the fuck are y'all dropping?
We don't comment bro. It's pro shit. It's what pros do bro. Just play the game. We got this
Yo, run
What's up, kid, uh, what's it called run who's better you are faxity, bro
So you both think the question's dumb, right
Why is it something I don't know
I'm no man. Oh, holy. I don't know why y'all seems like like
Yeah, Kim Kardashian, stream trapping.
Fucking emote it on bro, fucking Buga's dance bro.
We're dead you fucking dumbass, Buga help, Buga help, help Buga, Buga bro, we need like-
Buga help, Buga help.
That was Loki a hot drop, that was a hot drop.
Yo Cap, how do I, yeah right, we can't get off that I'm gold bro.
Yo, how do I actually glide lower?
They're always faster than me.
I'm playing for how long you don't have a glide down
You don't know how to glide down you got it
You got to pull it out and then once you're about to hit the ground like pull it out again
You know what I don't know was national condescending asshole day, bro. What are you?
Hey, but I took six years off the game. Come be a little slack kid
Okay, so you see what you want to do is you want to aim down and that's how you go down
Bro, I do not run again. I'm gonna kill myself
Yeah, we got
Because champion, so we're gonna get sliced by champions
Bro, we got it. No, it's gonna be it's gonna be less players Q and no think about it
Put on squads or mean boogers. It's nice. There is no squads. There is there is how did they do it before?
Yeah, maybe I just heard it
There it is, there it is, there it is, there it is, like
Oh there it is, yeah
Jixi, stop hitting that emo and ready up
Yo, did you want to hit gold before? Maybe like the USA game?
What do y'all need to go to watch out for a tourney?
Jynxen's gonna be playing FNCS soon.
Oh, hell.
Wait, who said that?
No, no, no.
Who the fuck just said that, bro?
Yo, yo, yo.
Who said that, bro?
Buga.
Buga, are we dead ass?
Are we dead ass?
Where are you gonna fight with it, bro?
Bro, me and Peter, bro.
Are we dead ass?
Are we dead ass?
Are we dead ass?
play with a bro me and Peter Bob roadlands if three West bro me and Peter
Bob you know you'll be chance the fuck does oh hell no me oh yeah Jeff I'm
gonna invite you bro we'll cute pentas we'll keep pent up pentas squad Jeff
yo bro I like this this four slots guys wait why are wait are we about to be in
a crazy long queue cuz you're champion like actually no yes and guess no we're
Because it's all gonna be
Yeah, okay, it's gonna be a bunch of like solo solo cumin and I think like fills
But they gotta be champion again our lobby. That's the problem
They can be like a leader son was up booga. Why do people call you the lion bro?
It's cuz um, it's cuz some tweet like I made some tweet at like Vino one day and like I forget who started was it facts
Was he you?
Fuck are you doing all right? I'm sort of with that messy final form messy final form
We have some beef
Wait, what what is that skin? Yo, what the fuck? How'd you get that? I've never seen that wait hold on
Exclusive bro exclusive. What's it? What's it called on God?
We had good by this when the messy skin came out bro in the first 20 minutes
They only did it for 20 minutes, bro. Yeah, it was guys fucking dumb ass
Oh, that's actually a style. I've never seen it. I don't even have it
Why do I have a hot dog in my fucking
Good run, what the fuck is your name five foot one and up like yo, bro
I changed my name by accident bro. It's an accolade bro
It's exactly why is messy like 600 pounds on boogers. Yeah, this skin don't look like mess bro
Oh gosh, oh god, what the fuck I think I have a no-toe. I don't have fucking you should be getting a cube
I don't know how it's not I
Don't have any of them
I
Can't for nine three minute queue man your game is fucking
They're never ever adding me to this game
Yeah, bro
Or your FNCS champion brother. Come on. You got it coming. Thank you, bro
You still think that you didn't that championship was good for me or no like jinks. He's trying to like defame my championship
You got carried for sure, but
You play with a cheater you play with unknown in this prime. Yeah, I didn't play with a
cheater.
You know what it is? I mean you're still a champion. I didn't play with a cheater and
unknown and me had the same amount of points, kills, it's just like a bunch of you play
with a guy that got banned for cheating, bro. You play with a cheater, that's fine, bro.
Yo, where would you be right now without stopping, bro? All people, you cannot be
sitting here quiet down you know are you like
stimming right now brothers game is easy bro get me in there
Yeah, why don't you talk to me in a 5AQ?
What's the reason for this?
Central.
This is central?
Yeah.
What?
Are you guys-
Why'd you talk to us?
Why'd you talk to us?
I think Wes has less players.
Central, I guess, the most.
Yeah, is this a bug?
Hey, I think Rodrigo's in the game, right?
Where's it at?
Right now?
Where?
Right now?
But I'm not kidding.
I think Rodrigo actually makes great music.
Yeah, she does
People hate on it, but I like it. They call me like a no her music is incredible. What?
That's not performative at all. The Ecuador is beating Germany shy. So all they schnitzel nine nice up
Nine oh, I got ten people chasing me right now pick out something
Report over some burger. This is great, bro
Booga I'm gonna say what you Booga protect me Booga please
I'm gonna go with you Booga please
Actually I've got a guy trying to get on the light
You all wanna live?
Yeah Booga be on the light
Alright we all aim for this pink and we all hit this uh it's like a zipline down underground
We all go together
Oh shit
Be old to aura
Yeah it's just tech right here
Thanks so much bro you might get franky bouncing on his fucking balls bro
God damn
I understand that
Me like this fucking cock muncher
Run you have a FNCS win Booga has a world cup win. There's levels
There's levels bro. Hi, bro. What are the bro?
Booga, I'm right on you bro right on you. All right, this is if I don't think you got to cut your god and go to it
Watch these guns back here. What's the land?
Yeah
Stop stop stop
Nice kills everybody
Like minecraft I just said that
What if they camp our exit
This is bad
Look at how you're not even
I'm saying with you
Give me a shot. Give me a shot.
Drive, drive, drive.
Hey, hey.
I mean, boy.
Look at how, look at how.
Look at how, look at how.
Oh my God.
Fuck off.
No, it's not.
We're fucked.
Look at this.
Look at how.
You gotta do something.
I
That's a L run for me though, I'll be honest. I thought you guys were going up you could get it's my fault
Bro, but the thing is rod is too lazy to win. He doesn't care about when I know I know I know exactly
What's going on bro, and it's not gonna work, bro
You're not just gonna dick-ride Booga and just start to rage bait me for the next fucking hour
I got on this game to fucking help you. This is why Loose had to fucking quit
So shut up
You don't keep you have to stop making solo plays though, bro
Oh my my cortisol levels are rising as the seconds go by
Yeah, bro, yeah, I should do that.
Skin?
Bro, this is a brutal mug, my boy.
This is a brutal mug.
Yo, Jinxie, hold on, bro.
Like, this is like getting me started.
Bro, he has his own skin, and you don't.
Like, why is Marlin FaceTiming me, bro?
Hey.
Show yourself, show yourself, pretty boy.
Let me see your pretty face.
I just stay with us. You're good Ron. You're good, but oh
Yo, it's just I like the game is not like what it used to be when you were decent shit is change a lot
Yeah, I know I know exactly what this yeah, this is just like I'm gonna be in hell for the next couple hours guys
This is just
What bro? What do you mean? Why didn't they give me a skin cuz they don't fuck with me bro
Because they don't fuck with me. How about that, bro?
I made severe threats to Donald Mustard when he was the developer, bro.
Like, I made threats that I'll never be able to take back, talking about, like...
Like, I can't even repeat the words I said about him, bro.
It's over.
It's never happening.
But you did pay phone, bro.
Oh, I see that, bruh.
Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah.
Hi, guys. Why are you in my chat laughing?
What do you want Marley? What?
You have nothing to think of, you're just trying to cook. Yeah, I'm hanging up the phone.
No, where do you think we should go? I think...
I look at you guys again, y'all like the regression?
Yeah, I'm not going to do it, but we gotta hit the zippons up together.
Yeah, we gotta do it together too. Stop making solo plays.
I think that's good. It's hard to get run to play with you though. He always runs away. No
Stage one
Everyone relax get the vibes up get some smileys
I
Drop right there boys. That's how you do it. That's
Facts, there's gonna be a gun here you can land
I don't think
No!
What the hell?
Help!
Where's the team?
OK.
Like, who do I sound like, bro?
That fucking cock-rider, right?
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
All right, don't go up there.
Don't go up there.
I got minis.
I got minis.
I got a ball key card.
I got a ball key card, and I got a quick snack.
I mean, I mean, yo, back seat.
I got food, bro.
Look, back seat in here.
Come here, come here.
Give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me.
That was only the end of the game.
All right, we're showing them.
There's another kid there.
Another kid.
There's a gun on there.
behind by
What the fuck
I'm lost. I'm lost.
What'd you get me?
Oh no! Two on it!
Yo!
What? Please, what?
Got him, got him.
Come back down!
Maybe say W-Raw instead of like,
I saved your life, bro.
And I gave you a mentor.
There again.
But they're rebooting outside too, fuck.
This is our game, boys. This is our game.
We win this.
77 people in here
Fucking shot
Yeah, boo good buddy, bro. This is what champions do ready
Shit okay
Wait, do any of the shots
Throw it
Sloppy's are so sweaty
Oh
Come on please bro
I
Need a hundred gold
I'm back!
I'm back!
You should've killed me when you had the chance, cause now I'm back and I'm gonna kill you and your fucking team.
Yo, I have a fucking man for you! Where are you going?
You guys are fucking a joke.
These kids wrote by the way, are they right where you can throw a mini that far holy crap?
I would use it. You see the mini. Yeah, this is
We got your car oh run you the mini I got a mini Rob. I got a mini here you go
There you go Rob. Go ahead
I got a mini
Look at help look at help
Oh god it helped now who got it helped now
Look at the boy oh, oh, there's something we're gonna do something that fucking will go
Who can help me man? No, man
To them are way right
The whole world the stream sniping bro like it I can't believe it's the whole lobby though
My god, bro friggin boy. Oh guys are literally filling up lobbies and streams
This is what I'm like holo P and ritual are stream snipers by the way wait say on God
Yeah, that's what I'm being told I'm not even trolling is it actually or no?
No.
He and Ritual are sniping.
Is this okay?
First things first, I'm the realist.
Second, bro, we're in trouble, bubble.
Champion lobbies and we have like,
I'm gonna be honest,
only one champion caliber player.
This is about me, bro.
Like I'm not just a champion, bro.
I'm more than that.
I'm a human too, bro.
You gotta treat me like everyone else.
I was talking about Booga.
I was talking about Booga.
Bro, we're in trouble, bro.
I don't know what we could do.
Wait, I know what we could do.
Maybe stop screaming booga cheerleading and actually focus on the fucking game
That could probably help that could probably just be a start to our fucking lobby, bro
You're screaming out cheerleading while they're fucking boxing people trying to fight off 40 people screaming be you
Like you're dead bro. Just shut up and lock in you're never getting to go bro. We need to be locked
first off I don't appreciate
that bullshit tone second row I
can't wrap it up wrap it up it's
about a team around because one
row you haven't done shit like I'm
clocking your feet you guys learn
that it's very well I'm clocking
your teeth you're not doing
nothing I don't like the second most
kills in that lobby what are you
talking about that is not cap you
could live you have the second
most kills lobby so you have more
kills than me who's literally on
the bottom me and then faxity who faxity what do you do bro yeah now what
facts now what the fuck I need more from you bro it's like a bully stumble
Roberto day bro like this is disrespectful bro like I don't want to be
it anymore I want to be him run for the boogerskin on bro I don't have that
Bullshit ass yeah, bro. Have you all ever had a lot of pencils? Have you all over dip pencils in Nutella?
Yeah, and I was maybe a toddler
Yeah, it makes it with peanut butter. Oh, there you go. So your body. Yeah, that shit is so gas
You know, so you can do one half of the pretzel in Nutella the other half of peanut butter. Holy shit
Yeah, oh my fuck holy shit, bro. So fucking good on God with a glass of milk or a cup of coffee. Oh,
Man, oh my god, bro. Oh my god coffee sounds good right now. No facts. What's your go-to coffee, bro?
Shit every day brother. I get a fucking cold-breasted that's rose bro every I got I got a lot of water
Well, I got a little I got a water food
So faxity road that ass bro, uh
Are you a pro or like what do you do in the game your program?
No, I used to be a Westboro, but then I retired and I just started watching and commenting and then playing a bit at
I used to be a Westpro, yeah, I still died.
How much earnings did you get in Westpro?
I think I have like 10k and I qualified to like 15 finals, me and Pete always play.
Me and Pete got it.
Nah, me, Pete, Pete, bugger, like I probably, bro, all the pros want to play with me.
Yo, where we going?
Where we going?
Wait, so you played with Pete or what?
Bro, I could play with Pete in qual, what the fuck?
Oh, God, you can't hold God check could like boy by a Peterbot literally just on Adderall
He's just though he would scream at you crash on you for dying look in the wrong way. You might crash crash though
You know what I mean, bro Peterbot won't
Yeah, what do you mean by that crash crash be careful
This is bad, bro. We're not this is such a far drug. Yeah, it's good for us. Just hold your guard out
There's no fucking way you guys are getting gold, bro. It's impossible
I think it's impossible yo
Everything is possible
Opportunity doesn't knock on your door faxity build the door
Like I once we live off spawn like it's a free way. It's off. I like the vibes. Come on
Yeah, not gonna lie once me and booga can get out of spawn. We're chilling
Yeah, it's just we just have to get out of fun. Hey fuck of make every view count
You like that? I don't even think you know where you're walking when you play this game
Wait, why don't I run ironically? Why don't I like the best drop here? I'm not even kidding
Where the fuck is it? Wait? I'm not where is it?
Pink marker pink marker. Yeah, we'll go to me. I'm going to trust it. We should do it one day
got him got him got him got him
got him
well we guys take all the friggin chess
yo i got i got i got i got i got me
we need if you would just get up and
teach him instead of handing him a
friggin package yo yo
don't learn like that man
all right
let's see we're good we're good i have to
wave oh god damn lion does what he
Oh my fucking god, I just shoot you shoot back all the way
Shoot back. You're back. They're late. Don't build your shoes. I'm dead.
Come on, move, come on.
Like how is that possible, Chad? I just fucking...
Idiots. Go down, go down, go down.
One law I'm not swinging that.
Hey guys, what the hell man?
Nice job, Lion.
There's another squad though.
You're lying. I'm watching you show me some
Yeah, yeah, have a mini have a mini have a mini
Yo faculty I got the mini I got the mini
I wish I could. You see this? I...
Muga, jump in there bro. You're the lion, bro.
And then you're dead!
Muga, you're so cool bro. You're so cool.
Muga, thanks for playing with us bro.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
candy man that's the candy man I don't want to
I'm a girl I'm a girl bronze car I think you do thank you bro thank you
thanks you got your brother you're right we'll go watch out we'll go watch
out there's a kid here
Give me a minute
Watch out
Where the fucking good man either now
Yeah
Right here hit this
Share on them bro, I'm no match share them bro share them
But then you have 200 h here right now book. Oh my yeah
Uh, uh, A-R-M-O, back to the even unit.
Oh my, oh my.
It's okay, you're the lion, you're the lion,
and you're in his, he's in your gun.
Get back, get back, get back!
You're like...
These kids would have everything.
Okay, so here's your work.
No, I just wanna know, how the fuck are you always emoting?
I think this kid's full squad.
So here's what's gonna happen, bro.
I'm gonna be honest with you.
Guys, what do you think the problem is right now, guys?
Don't even do it, bro. Don't do it.
No, where do you go?
Don't do it, bro.
Don't do it.
I know what you're about to do, bro.
And let me tell you, you need to stop Emo-Ring.
I don't even know how did you find five medkits?
You know you can find minis and ammo boxes now.
My god, I think it's a drop.
Thank you for the 16th view raid, man.
Bro, because Booga, look at it like this, bro.
Once we land there, we can't get out, bro.
We're like in hell.
No, it's not a bad spot.
Yeah, that's like a good thing,
but a bad thing at the same time.
Thank you for the 16th view raid, man.
Well, Booga, it's a good thing at the start, right?
Yeah, let me IGL this, bro.
Let me IGL this.
Oh, fuck no.
Are you ready?
Oh, fuck no.
All right, here's the thing, y'all.
Let me IGL this shit, bro.
Our spot is good for surviving for 45 seconds,
but after that, once we get out of it all,
It's just we're in a tunnel, bro.
They know we have to come up.
We got to go somewhere that's high up
and we just lay dick down, bro.
We lay dick, bro.
Ecuador one.
What?
Where is Rock?
Where Ryce goes?
Germany lost, boss.
Well, I think we go,
Booga, I think you're on front of me, bro.
You got me?
You got in front of you?
Yeah, Booga, bro.
You got me.
I think you forgot to add it back.
I
Booga you on
Wait, but even after Germany loses, they're still topping the group how is that possible doesn't make any sense
Wait cuz I didn't play
Yo, I'm gonna go panic. I'll be back in five seconds
Wow, even with that loss they still top the group holy oh
Oh, oh, oh, yeah, maybe Roy Sane scored in the second minute, and they lost
It was knockout they're out bro, it's literally group stage you burger
Facts my chats saying to ask you a bunch of questions
what like what was what you want faxity couch incident oh my god dude what
is that guys I don't know if you want to go into that bro yeah we're doing this
shit I'm gonna just start crazy shit wait what happened what'd you read what
you read what he said oh god he sold his couch to gamble this is true he did
Oh, I'm not gonna lie just just sell them, bro
Wait, you sold your couch to gamble how much was your couch like five character development, bro
There's three thousand dollars. Yeah, I mean I it was weren't not it was a it was 10k
I but I sold it for less 3k to spin it on a blackjack hand
Yeah, you're a lost mouse
Never like you sold a three thousand dollar couch for one hand of blackjack
why hey guys please go hey if you're gonna stream side be nice this game
guys be nice be nice be nice be nice be nice be nice
Nick a 30
Yeah, we got we're we're going
go right back touch up
I'm actually get the work here. Let me lock it. I must stop babysitting. I'm not gonna lie. Oh god
We might run you I need him. I need a lot to fucking oh god
I'm not babysitting now. We're doing a real POI was fucking out in polo bank the bus driver
All right
Well, we got to hang it up we're not ever getting gold guys
Yeah, we sort of low-key up
Good calls purple
God do you remember when you did your first stream back from World Cup and you landed salty Springs classic classic
Remember when you had two and twenty one hour? Yeah, this guy's a piece of shit
So I bring up a highlight of Booga like and then you just bring up that
Are you dead ass?
Wait, look away, look away from me!
We're good, we're good.
All the mobbies here, man.
Give shock ourselves!
Bro, I need a gun!
Give shock ourselves!
Hey, gun, gun, gun!
I need a shot!
I need a gun!
I'm not giving you my only gun, bro.
Gun or in!
Gun or in!
Gun or in!
I'm out of here, bro.
You're gun or in!
Hey, where the fuck y'all running?
Gun or in!
Gun or in!
Say it!
Gun or in!
What's happening to me?
Okay, I'm gonna get my cart and run away.
I'm not even going.
I'm just running through my cart.
It's on the low, just drop.
Drop the low, drop the low.
I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you.
This game is trapped yo.
I mean bro. Fucking stream sniping delinquent!
Delinquent. You're a grown-ass man using the word delinquent.
There's just too many people. Get this literally out of here.
I'm telling you bro, our funnels are best.
Holy shit, impossible.
Don't worry. Don't worry. You're watching a pro now.
It's literally impossible.
Holy fuck, bro.
I can't build there. Nice.
I can't build here. You're now watching a master at work.
Rom
Why don't you get golden reload hold on brah I'm not gonna lie like it's
Yo, give me a stream site me give me weapons. Oh
No, oh no. Oh
I can't go here nice
Come on. You got this speed. I think you go for the card. Oh, yeah, it's actually a good idea
I got
Okay, I can't build, nice.
You're good, you got no one to use on you.
Oh, bad now.
What are you fucking talking about?
No, do you just...
Run over to my mark.
Maybe no one chases me.
Maybe no one chases me.
You have six builds, dude.
I know a note.
Yeah, yeah.
It's a good hiding spot.
No one will ever guess you're here.
You're just a fat fucking lump of lard, bro.
That's what you want to do.
All you do is just dig right through your back, sell your county, and keep food.
Look who's killing you! Never give up! Never back down, brother!
All you do is fucking consume FACCITY.
I got the tunnel's the best way to go.
Is it even possible?
Nah, unless we go like the tunnel, we have to go to the tunnel.
You actually have to.
Because you need a waiver, like we're all together. That's the only way it's possible.
Look, bro, it's only a matter of time.
I'm not gonna tell you, bro.
It's Coke, Coke, Coke, so-hoor. We have to win off spawn, guys. Like, come on.
Come on wait. Well, that's actually a great tips drinks. Thank you for the good tips. Yeah, no shit one green pistol though
And there's four teams. It's like we just can't do anything
But I'll do that. Oh god. You won World Cup. It doesn't matter. Yeah, I'm 16 bullets. There's 30 players more bullets
I'm locked bro. I'm putting on the I'm putting on my skits. Oh, would you say you need more bullets?
I'm putting on the sweatshirt. Yo, yo, yo put on your sweat skin jinx lock in bro check
Is that not just NASA's from League of Legends or am I larping?
That's not just NASA's though.
Oh no.
Chad, is this comp?
Wait, that's Jinx from League of Legends.
Yo, is that NASA's?
Wait, hold on, this is comp.
Wait a minute.
Oh my god, that's actually comp.
So damn baby.
Yeah, guys, let's put on a delay.
Yo, a delay, bro.
A fucking delay?
That's a fucking delay.
It's a five minute queue every fucking time.
Do you want us to have a fucking 45 minute delay like I'm confused this game is just everyone can get in our game
No matter what it's impossible. Yo yo guys ignore Ronnie loves complaining guys. Let's go round
Yeah, I can't say what our second best game is. Okay, so what's your guys second best game?
Yeah, no one's
Yeah
Booga like what game are you second best at probably the ranker you're in Valorant
Rad
Rad oh radiant
Boss
Okay, Ron. What about you? What's your second best game Ron complaining?
You just need to die in a fire. I'm about a man if that's just your piece of fire
What's wrong with you? I'm manifesting your peach seeds explodes right now, bro
You know what you know, I'm gonna say something to your PO box. I got you bro. I got you what a bomb. I got you
But you'll see you'll see yo
Faxity what's your second best game, bro? Yeah facts. We're serious call it duty
Call it duty rainbow. I play a lot of seeds you the other day for the little way
What's your peak rank at rainbow?
What'd you say? What's the p-gram?
Uh champ.
What's your, you play it? What's your Ubisoft Connect? I'll look it up right now.
I fuckin' haven't got on in a minute. Bro, I was slacking clicks around the other day.
You don't know your Ubisoft Connect, bro.
No, I don't get on like that, bro. I'm a shooter though. I play shooter games.
You're a champ and you don't know your username!
Yo, yo, I swear to God, I'm being told you went one by like one out of ten.
Fucking embarrassing you have no that's what they call one and ten been one to ten then now I get it on God
I was like questioning what the fuck is wrong like what is that you cannot talk and see just like your main game fuck the second game
One it's head in the tournament for real. He's a burger. That's what he does
You're wearing ice you really bought my spice out of that job like you need to be saved
I'm in my slayer
I'm in my slayer
Yo, JX remember when you said you wanted to get gold before the USA game or whatever
Yeah, that's not happening no more. You need to win nine games right now in a row basically. I think we win this game
What's that? We won two games? We won two games and they only ranked at once and had 30 kills.
You're silver now?
Yeah, bros. I don't know when I try getting to gold it took forever
Yeah, but Ron kind of sob
I have a good idea for this game
You encourage it facts you giggle
You fucking giggle shits monster, it's not fucking your problem
You guys are fucking retarded, bro.
Listen, so just so I understand, we're on a four minute queue time, so we're literally
just playing the same clump of stream snipers over and over and over again.
You are.
I mean, bro, I might have a better chance of getting gold solo.
I'm not even kidding, bro.
I'm just sitting the box, like champion lobby, like, what is this shit, bro?
Wait a minute.
You say what about a box?
Stay in the box.
It's a good clip. That's classic.
Dude, I'm missing you.
Dude, I don't even know, bro.
Guys, I don't even know about you because not in the shop,
sisters. I don't see her. I don't see her.
I see Hatsune Miku.
Wait, is it a guaranteed Q at like four minutes or something?
That's why I got told yesterday.
I think that's tournament stuff.
Bro, this made me realize no one place ranked.
Oh my God.
What you mean there's only there's 680,000 players
Yeah, we're in a five minute queue time. I think it's just trying to do they all doing is
Wait, isn't it? What is this number for? Yeah, I said 681,000 playing now
Yeah
I don't fuck
We want to run now
I
Don't have you out it I gotta be friends with someone for like two weeks or something like a week
Run, could you give me a skin wrong, please? Yeah, let me get the skin. Let me check with the other stuff. Let me check I
Don't have bro. I don't have guys. No, it's not L millionaire. I don't have my steam link top, bro
I can't buy I got you bro. JC. What do you love bro?
Bro just give me your favorite skin, what's your favorite skin?
Go down and give him Brock, screw it on to Brock.
I am not wasting $12 on this guy.
Wait on.
Nah, look at Brock, it's worth it though.
Bro, just give me something to comp bro, like something sweaty.
I got you bro.
Oh shit, Terminator's back in the-
Okay, I can afford this one.
You can ride this shit all night you get it how do I check if I how do I check it'll
uh it should automatically pop up but it might take like a game or just go to your
lock or maybe they keep popping up in the distance.
You can have the brief crash in front of you,
some way instead of resetting the game.
Yo, yo, six minute queue, though, actually?
What wrong?
Bro, when did this game get so friggin' hard?
Oh, that's bad.
Oh, there we go.
All right, let's get it.
Damn, I have a good idea.
When did this game get so hired you guys every time I got my phone up type plus one, bro
This isn't like 2023, bro. That's not even this game's not even that hard. You just don't play it at all. That's the problem
I'll say the same shit about seeds the other day when I queued up, bro. I was fucking turning a corner just
What is look at this view boys look at this view
You're so mean.
Alright, where are we going?
Denax, where are we going?
Good.
Locked an eye.
Well, maybe that little...
Call it, call it, call it.
You guys should go to the tunnel?
Yeah, you guys should go to the tunnel.
Alright, everybody focus.
Just lock in.
Let's do a good game where we actually just calm.
Yeah?
Let's fucking do this.
Yo, GX.
Lock in, man.
I
Bro it's so hard to survive wait, but you mark the booga tunnels or not
Where are you gonna you doing some other shit
Fuck ordered me air one bro. She's cringe
Bro, are you dead ass dude? Why would somebody do that man?
No, I need you to like live though. Why would you order you a 900 calories smoothie Rob?
Bro like why though, I don't get it. I don't like this shit
So shown I need you guys to live. Oh, you see why I'm a good. I've got a good job. Yeah, I just need you to live
Yo, I jerk off to all of your videos. This is my first is why we don't like he's not locked
What the fuck are you reading bro me being like these kids are cracked, bro? I'm on
Never do you hit the full body?
Run?
Do whatever.
A great party to have a good job.
I know.
Sit down there for as long as you can.
Get him, Fax!
Twitter!
Nice.
Where did you see?
Twitter!
Nice.
Where did you see?
Where did you see go?
Wait, friendly students.
Fax, come here.
Fax, come here.
Fax, right here, right here.
Here
Back in he's friendly don't kill him he's friendly he's friendly
Why would I die?
You know
Guys got 30 seconds on my reboot 30 seconds. It's good
We'll get you up. I promise
He's gonna be oh
I understand your god a
Booga you're smart, bro. I actually that's good tech right there. That's generally that's good
I mean what's Booga's strategy? He's gonna reboot us on the other side of the map. That's good tech
Hey, oh don't worry. I can handle your smart. I can do shit myself.
Get here!
Jumpboard!
Jumpboard, jumpboard, jumpboard, jumpboard!
JP you're dead. I'm just fucking...
You're dead.
Fuck my dick JP.
What's with my deads here dad?
Wait, there's like no one here now.
Wait, we're actually good.
Are you?
Wait, can I go over here?
I'm not all day I'm not a victory buddy. I'll do it. I'll go there. I'll go there
All right, yeah, yeah, I'm just like nobody here bro. This is kind of sus
Enemy combat an enemy combat input steps
We go up fast enough
They're saying they got scared of the lion and the pig
I need to win I need to win I need to win
All in
God turn this shit off
Any shotgun shells, that's all I need wait this water gives you shields
Yeah, I don't
Wait, what this is okay
All right, I don't know I thought you guys are dead
I mean dude
Let's listen to the IGL guys you try right move out you're so smart bro. That's not
you fat fuck are you okay we got a lot of kids here
oh my god
practice kid come here what wait hold on hold on maybe
practice kid what yo what are you bro they react so fast
I need help now I need help now I need help now Max
Yeah.
Get these jigsies with you, bro.
Yeah, I have no god now.
Keep them away from me.
I have to heal.
Jump!
J.B., I need help.
Oh, god, I need help.
You're looking bad, dude.
No, I always get flagged!
You're just looking bad to die.
Quickly, brother.
I could do this shit.
I'm a fucking champion.
Guys, if we die, we get rebooted by Booga.
Yeah, unless you take too long, people come.
I'm a fucking champion, Boog.
You got three.
I died on purpose!
I'm not mo- mo- follow me!
I see, I see, I see!
I see!
I'm not hurt, you know?
I was-
I'm not on purpose!
I died for you!
Come on!
FACTS!
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da!
There you are!
I am!
You're the boss!
I leave you behind, man!
Wait, Buga's actually smart!
This is 200 IQ!
Chad!
This is why Buga won World Cup!
Okay, then we just have to like,
unnecessarily like...
...you know what I mean?
Here's the finish.
Wait instant reboot that's actually 101 back you get it
Mr. Peeke, thank you for a bro
Wait, so who got question how do we make it back your bumper?
There's a cat on the hill hurt you
Boy my witness, I'm not even kidding
i want it that way i want i want it that way
don't want no fat one go sad one go die away i'm with the winning team i make sure i'm at
a long last place when i wake up and don't make no money that's a sad day 25 for my shirt
But it's sexy
I want it down that way
I want it down that way
Oh shit
When I'm in Dixie, I make them all slow-mo
They're some sloppy like a snail, but I'm no slow-mo-po
Do I need a pump?
We're not paying you idiots to say yeah, watch out. I have green pump green pump booga
Wait, actually, did you have a matter that he how do you think see
Hey pop this nice furry skin loser wait, I need a fuck
It's this guy a fuck oh classic
wait am i dead here
uh... you can cut your guide and then like pop your med before you
all right let's go
we fucking win this shit, where'd y'all go y'all?
stupid games
it's the greatest game ever
thank you epic for just giving us everything in the world we love you
hashtag
give me a skit
yeah we can buy stuff i'm vending to
fortnite thank you for being not only a part of
wait
jimsy what is this game?
my childhood
i've never seen this before
Oh, it's called, uh, Stump Fortnite. It's, uh...
It's called, uh, Fortnite. It's free.
Yo, what the fuck y'all doing? Ad reads and shit? Like...
What?
Oh, Faxi, did they give you, like, a snack stand and, like, a land?
Something like that?
I tripped it around.
A snack heart, man.
I swear, is that what they gave you?
Okay. I mean, see, there was a bunch of snacks.
Do you think you'll get an icon skin bro?
Too big of a hitbox bro. Too big of a hitbox.
I don't want to get eventually hurt.
I think you'll be overweight or some shit. I don't know.
You can buy something.
Guys I don't know about you but I'm getting in zone.
How's there 34 people left? It's actually all cybers.
Look I have no gold dude.
Pop that big.
They're saying your icon skin is pay to lose.
It's kind of fucked up.
You should probably go after it.
I can take your big I can hold your big hey yo
They're never gonna give me an icon skin, bro, you be honest I
Think I said you'll make Peter boss gonna get one wrong. Oh god. No
You're gonna have a shot us. Yes, you know
My god, I need help
I'm so low af, you're an idiot.
Luke, I'm fine, I'm fine, come here.
I'm asking you to not try.
Literally, you get this guy's name, Drago, FD, and Mass Report him.
I don't give a fuck. If he wants to break TOS, I'm gonna break TOS.
I don't give a fuck.
You see, he put a switch in his bow, bro. Just get rid of him.
Ron, why did it try so hard for you to be a narcissist, huh?
Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, bro.
Nice.
Come on, hi, Luke.
Yeah, we're good.
Bro, Boogers are so good.
Thanks, man.
Boogers are so good, they're poor nightly chicks.
Yo, should we get Ron or just let him watch?
What do you think?
I'll reboot.
Y'all gotta be careful, though.
These kids on the edge.
We should go to the right.
Ron, why do you always make a solo play?
Stick with us here.
Bro, Ron doesn't care about the team, bro.
He doesn't care about the team.
You know what they see?
You're right, bro.
That was good.
I'm getting beaten.
I'll just go fuck my shop bro
I didn't even map if possible
You have shock spots so I can kill these kids with them
Yeah I do, I do
I'm gonna report tonight not his twitch
GG's
We gotta get into this, I don't know boys
GG's
We all should come back, we need to shock these ones
I'm just going up
We're going to paint
GG's to that kid
We need wipes
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Please, Booga, please, please.
Me, me, no!
No, I needed that, Ron, please, come on!
You're so rude to me for what?
I'm killing this guy on the road.
Ron, I needed that, bro.
For the why, for the why.
Rude to me, bro.
All I do is just try to be friends, bro.
I got on this game early in the day
to try to get you a win
and all you were doing is disrespecting me, bro.
I got loot here for you.
Is there all of mine?
Me, me, me, me, me!
I don't want to be it anymore.
I want to be him.
Oh, no, bro. It's full team.
who got any help i've no mox
you should come and i made boxes on the army of any match any match
coming up
i'm at i'm never coming to you bro
but i've met
all i have is a pistol i mean
i mean just like
yeah i got one
that's it
yes there is shockwave right from bug
Yeah
We're actually chillin
Chad is this so good or no?
No I need that big pot! I need that big pot!
Here bro you want it? There
You're jinxing him down there
Here take it take it take it take it take it take it take it take it
Come on come on
Go fuck yourself
You good bro?
Oh yeah he's got the shit stuck in here
Yeah he's got the shit stuck in here
79
Bro Boogah round through my big pot
Here take the other one dumbass cry baby
Boogah round through my big pot
Shut up! He's not our fucking father you weirdo!
God damn!
Do you want me to fucking spank me?
Why don't I just give GC a big pop, bro?
Oh, what the fuck? I'm cheating.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Do you have, uh, shots?
No, but he's on us.
No, we need shots. We need shots.
Whoa! What the freak?
I got shots. I got shots.
We're gonna die!
I'm gonna say it. I'm gonna say it. Don't say it. Don't do it. I don't care that. I don't care that you broke your elbow
Yeah, don't don't say it storm. It's gonna be five-tick
You gotta get out
Yeah, we'll get help they're gonna be on me. Thanks. You watch out. Thanks. Watch out. It's a lot of kids behind me
Look for me. Oh god this one. Yeah, this actually is
Booga help they're on me. There you go
We're gone. That was actually like top five respect moments. Thank you, bro
We actually try to win like you want to wait? Yes Booga. Yes, please. There's two. We need to win. We need to win. There's 23 people left
Hey, do you have shots? What the fuck? No, I don't but Booga take this kid. That's what you don't need to do
You're good
We're guys it's raining. This is kind of cinematic
It's raining. Why is it still raining? I did everything I was going to do.
Everybody wants to know what I would do if I didn't ring.
Yo, look at the mirror! It's two teams! Just teaming!
Yes!
Ah, no way.
I'm capped, capped, capped. Anybody mad?
Yeah, got me a little.
Yo, Epic, if they're teaming, I got a friend from Fort coming to you.
do you I got out oh my god I'm gonna be in these lobbies holy shit they don't
don't think I'm they gotta come back true good job we'll get your game sense is
so good brown everyone lost yeah thank you bro
Bro, you're such an icon of this game, bro.
Thank you, bro.
Very good, dude.
Maybe we should show them now.
Kill them, kill them, kill them.
11, 22.
Walk in.
Scott, take cover, he's at the top.
Yo, what the?
Oh, my god.
Yo, look at them.
Look at them.
They're falling from above.
They're talking on me.
Look, look, look.
Oh, I need help.
Where are you, Kyle?
Come here.
I didn't get the bullets.
I didn't get the bullets before we got them.
Mother, fuck that.
I'm bomb!
Darn, fuck!
Monkey, monkey!
Monkey on me, monkey on me!
I need help
Don't die
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it
It's fine
It's not a
What happened? They died
There's more
We got six
Let's watch Buga
Let's watch Buga
Good shot, c'mon.
How many kills did I get that game?
Dark Mawrion!
Dude, holy fuck.
Booga watch out, Dark Vader and Dark Mawrion!
Nice, Booga.
Oh my god, Booga!
Become the king!
You have 280 maps, 280 maps!
I mean, yeah, just stream-samper's book.
It's just cringe, bro.
It's like, I-
Friggin' Dark Mawr, yo!
Friggin' Dark Mawr!
So cringe, bro.
It's like, action-
All right, I'm gonna get a bag of uh
Rattles, we need to strategize on that. Rattles. Oh my soul
We can't get a win a rank win. This is like this is the guy who this is the guy who sniped me. This is the guy
Wait, Ron, you playing finals today or no? All right. I mean the eva cup
um
No, I don't have a teammate you qualified finals or no, I see you play tournament. Um, yeah, I qualified everything bro
What happened with you and vino good or bad?
He just basically said the n word every two seconds
Through my games on purpose
Well, he can say he's white or not wait a minute wait, no, no, no
He's white mixed black like if that makes that like he's black but like white
Yeah! I got cinnamon flavored Scooby Snacks!
Yo, I'm back, guys. What's up, kid?
Yo, welcome back, buddy.
Cinnamon flavored Scooby Snacks!
Top 6.
Why the fuck are we- Oh, there you are.
Oh there you are. Thank you guys for all the subs that I'm in.
This feels like FNCS, no?
Bro someone just actually ordered me food.
Whoa!
Ronald, I got you a gift!
What gift did you give me?
Oh, you can ride it bro. Check it out.
For all the times you dick ride fucking booga.
Go ahead bro, enjoy it.
It's a fucking chicken.
Ride that fucking cock, motherfucker.
Hold on, what is it?
It's a fucking doodle-doo, bro.
For all the times you just dick ride-
What the-
Boggles got me a gift!
Bob knows what you give me bro
What's in the shop nowadays, bro is anything even good no honestly no
Right now
Right now I'm gonna come up later me talking my shit because I know I come from the goddess of thoughts of your brother
yo we gotta hurry to fuck up because we got
tournaments in 20 minutes wait what wait who don't we I can't play this shit
with you see again on God I close we are we fucking it's a evil cup it's like
400 bucks away where you playing with no I just gotta figure it out wait
Hey, there's an eval cup in how many minutes?
20 minutes.
24.
Opens.
Rob, you playing that?
Oh, wait, y'all can't even play it, actually.
Yeah, you're 3-0.
3-0, eval.
Yeah, yeah.
1 or something.
Yeah, low key.
Wait, what happened?
Did you just ask me if I'd play a Twitter with you
after this whole fucking time you just shit-talked me
and tell me how bad I am?
I got on this game at fucking 12.30 my time,
carried you to two fucking wins,
in this whole time you just disrespect me
and just fucking ride boogers balls, bro.
Ron, eat a Snickers.
You're not you when you're hungry.
Are you just like a fucking machine
that just puts out fucking voice lines, bro?
All right, this is it.
This has got to be it, boys, or it's fucked.
What shirt do we do bro same thing or no
I mean it was good like yeah, yeah, we need to eat food
Yo, I got coffee. I'm gonna play better now. I'm gonna play better
Boy look at this view
Monkey just six seven on me bro like this is just
Fringe
Down to the side route. All right. Yeah, right, bro. You're trying to get rid of the game like that
Oh, it's hot job. I'll fuck it. I'll fuck it. Fuck it booga call booga call. Trust him
Someone ordered food to my house. I've made sure
Wait run, what movie they ordered well, I don't know
And dirty
what is your ethnicity Ron what is your ethnicity you do this every time
I'm just dead off the fucking wait oh my god. Oh my god Darth Vader's here. Oh my god
Shreya Maloo. Oh my- 90 white on that kid by the way.
Come to me, come to me.
You can rest me. I'm gonna crawl through your window.
You can do that.
Oh you said 90 white what the fuck is a different one a different one
Thanks, you're good, right? Oh, you're dancing that's all good
Stop!
Crank!
Scream!
Snipping!
You little!
Shit!
Shit!
Oh my god.
Oh, okay, okay.
Oh!
Oh, you might have a fucking heart attack.
You guys got a heart attack.
See, you're on it.
Fuckin' rough.
Yo, what's better, Chad?
A gold shotgun?
A gold shotgun or a gray pump?
A gray shaker.
You've only pulled men, by the way.
Muggles!
What do you mean, pulled the man?
Hey, it's time to rebuild.
I'd have a new strap!
I'm just gonna learn I'm just gonna learn 24-7. I'm happy to strap
Ron, why are you actually chill?
Ever to scream I'm not even getting where facts where where where?
Going right
Maybe or no
I'm just gonna learn I'm just gonna learn I'm just gonna learn. You're good. No one's even out to be alive
You're so handsome today. Thank you, bro
No, but I run I never asked you that bro run. What is your actual ethnicity?
Oh, you do I know my ethnicity, bro. I never asked you that
Let's kill the brawn you need a big pop
No
I have three job work
Streams I made me 90 fiddle like a 90 way please don't kill me. Please don't kill me, please
They have please don't kill me. We're gonna shoot you on my box
Please don't come in guys. Just please don't come in guys. Can you just die please? Oh my god. Oh my god
Oh my god
Oh my god
I
Oh
Then your summer break scream slapping that
I'll got trios bro. Oh god. No. Yo, y'all got do those bro. Oh
God, no. Oh god. No. Oh fuck. No. Oh
No, and then there was two. Oh, you got both of our wins and do those bro. Oh, yeah, we are bro. Fuck this shit
Oh god. No. Oh god. No, please
Please, Buga! I'll pay you, bro!
Please, bro!
There's no time, man.
Guys, we didn't make them leave. They're playing a tournament.
Stop making everything annoying!
Oh, yeah. They're annoying, right.
You've been dick-riding, Buga, screaming, asking to give them fucking head, bro.
Like, what are you asking?
God, no, not Invitation, Jeff!
I am not in the mood to hear fucking boxed 200 every five seconds!
Please, God!
Hey, it was nice like talking to you, bro, and you too, faxity, bro, nice to meet you.
I met, I met y'all, I think, but I don't know if I'm at Booga, bro, I know I'm at Booga,
bro.
Yeah, no, we haven't.
Good to meet you, Booga, bro.
Hope you've been good, bro.
Yeah, Booga, bro.
See you soon, bro.
Faxity S for you, man.
Yo, you gotta, you gotta work by yourself, man, please.
No, Ron, Ron, I'll see you soon, bro, in Vegas, all right?
Yo, okay.
Now, Asian Jeff, whoa, Ron, wait, Asian Jeff, man.
What rank are you bro? Cause the only problem was champion levels bro. That's it.
Oh god.
Ron!
Crack, crack, rise to court! Listen up kid!
Oh god.
We're not ranking up! I've been silver one for the last fucking hour!
Asian Jeff, if you're under, if you're platinum or lower, we'll play.
But if you're like some high ass rank, fuck that noise.
Oh god, man.
I might, like, I-
Let me in or I'm coming for you!
Yo, Asian Jeff, stream signing bro, one pump you.
Does anyone else just feel bad for me and Shatman?
Like this is just like, I'm not kidding.
This might be like worse than getting like a strap on by your girl,
just having sex with you, fully pounding you over and over and over.
Like, I'm not to you.
Watch your fucking mouth.
That's not what I said.
OK, Bova has strapped on and banged you before.
Are you done? Yeah.
Don't make me leak.
I'm not going to do it, bro.
OK, listen, bro, Asian Jeff, are you platinum or lower?
Hey, Jinxie, you really are the dumbest person I've ever witnessed in every game.
Thanks, bro.
You haven't chatted in...
Hey, guys!
Subzip 35% off!
Anyone want a gift?
Oh, Agent Jeff's diamonds.
Oh, hot...
Wait, I got one.
I got one.
I got one.
I got one.
I got one.
I got one.
I got one.
Yo.
Yo.
Oh, he's not here.
I got one I got. Yeah you want
me to play. Yeah. Yeah I'm
getting go I'm getting go like
what do you mean to say he's
over all day we're right than
you how is this hasn't. No guys
I want I guys please guys strike
me down I'm dead ass serious
someone you guys know my IP you
guys know my address just
kill me doors are unlocked
It's just take me out you have a gate. You're actually that for you have four gates to your fucking house with a fucking outside pool
That's the size of my fucking hold downstairs living room
And you have four guest house for your cousin your brother and your dad and your mom bro watch your fucking mouth
You have a whole resort in your backyard with fucking animals and fucking hay bales and everything bro
Bro.
Mongrel with the hundred gifted.
W.Mongrel them to the chat, bro.
Yeah, Mongrel.
Mongrel.
That's love.
That's love, bro.
Give the billionaire a hug.
I might as well fuck myself.
Mongrel, is there, which of them are called it, bro?
Is the rumors true, bro?
About tomorrow?
Is the rumors true, bro?
Is the rumors true, Mongrel?
Oh, Mongrel, thanks for the five gifted.
Wow.
Thanks, bro.
Wait, he gifted you five.
He just gifted me 100.
Thank you, mom, girl.
Oh, Highbives is.
Yo, so are we playing Trio's, but Wolf's being plat, huh?
Damn.
Highbives, can you build good or no?
Highbives, emote and respond.
Can you build good, yes or no?
I'm going to freak out, man.
I
Bro you're just being cry cry cry so for Ron. Oh my god. I should have one gifted
And then I have high-fives mini rockin and
Flossing of it
You okay, let's get Asian Jeff bro. Let's get Asian Jeff high-fives. Yo high-fives you're unranked
Let's get Asian Jeff bro Jeff join up in here, dude. Let me get
Let me get him in hold on Jeff join up in here, dude. Yo monger if you get 200 so is brought by your skin
Well, we don't know if he has a skin yet Asian Jeff. I added you to the call and high-fives
Yo Ron joined us. Oh, you're already in here. Thank you Robert
Ron. No, seriously. What is your happiness today, bro?
Italian white Indian Jewish
Italian and everything
are you Polish why would I be Polish
bro Jeff I called you Jeff
200
oh my days bro high-fives listen bro
good looking in this is a high-con my
guys I'm not a TV bro I can't man
Yo, Jeff Jeff
Yo, 200 gifts, thank you mom everyone say, thank you
Hi boys, no cut the crap bro cut the crap
Yo
Someone's robbing my house
I don't know what's going on.
Wait, is somebody actually robbing the problem?
Have I?
I'm gone.
Oh, no.
So, let's see if Ron's getting robbed or he lied.
Oh, no.
He's going to shut the door.
He's getting full monster now.
How much you want to, yeah.
Yeah.
Yo, how much do you want to bet?
Ron is getting like, he's going to return our food.
He's going to return our food.
Ron doesn't return with food, Ron's chat.
If he doesn't return with food,
I'll gift a thousand subs to Ron's chat.
Ron's chat.
If Ron doesn't return with food,
I'll gift a thousand subs to Ron's chat.
Lock in, type me.
If he doesn't return with food.
Bro, what the fuck is this?
Someone just robbed my house by giving me air, Ron.
What the fuck?
Such a lard, bro. This guy's such a lard. Oh
Food Wow
What bro, I thought someone was robbing me, bro
Yo, Ron, do you have Jeff added wait run invite Jeff why they saying I stole what happened I
Basically told my chat if you don't return with food that I'll gift them a thousand sounds
But I know you like the back of my hand, so I need a foot
Hey, bro, that's bad bro. That's bad, dude.
Yo, Jeff, get in here, bro. Why are you muted, Jeff?
Can you give me a thousand subs because you like me?
Yo, Ron, what do you do? Is all you do is...
Shut your fucking ass up, man!
I was gonna ask the same thing, bro.
Yo, how do we get Jeff in here?
Yo, what's your guy's username?
Our Highlight, bro.
Yo, buy that, Jeff.
Buy that, me, have us.
This is a God squad right here.
Holy shit.
Oh, what's your name?
Holy shit.
uh Jeffrey Chong 15 or Jeffrey Chong 67. Oh God. Oh God. Yo,
Jeffrey is Chong 67. Yeah. Your fourth night game is Jeffrey
Chong.
Yo, I'm I'm not, yo, you're not that little chicken. I'm not
hearing that. Did you have me? So,
what is your name? I'm not kicking off.
You know the Sunday Sunday the DMs Jixi's yelling for something shut that chicken off shut him up
Yo, get that fucking chicken out of our lobby, bro. I'm not fucking playing. I don't know you see what the fuck
God damn, bro. Hey, hurry. I understand me. Hurry. Oh, yeah, I was a metalist
Oh
Both my BBC Jixi you can stroke in game
Yo, I'm ice bro. I mean, I'm in hell. I'm actually a good lord, bro
You need the Lord have us. It's your BBC. I can stroke it in game
Hi, guys, you're five four hailing from Erie, Pennsylvania, bro. We're from Erie, Pennsylvania
Yes
This guy's sweeter than muffins Jeff get in here, bro, please hi guys, invite me
Check your invites, bro. Oh my god. I'm cherry. Holy Jersey
You know how I get chat. Yeah, the sweetest part of fucking New Jersey
Yeah, yo guys run city the average income is a hundred and sixty thousand dollars, bro
Whatever, what did you guys do for fun like to spread out tassels and throw parties?
We're in diamonds. Wait, how much worse is that than champ? How much worse?
We're never getting you there you're still still if you don't turn off that chicken, bro
I swear to God. He's just annoying
He's annoying as hell. Have I please get rid of it, bro chill
Yo shut that chicken up, bro. Oh my god. I'm not playing get that fucking
Chicken out of no
Shut that chicken up, bro. I'm not pulling you dude. I'm not shut him up. He's actually pissing me off. I
I just had a first time excited
to be adventure first time
chatter I played on the switch
too and I'm higher ranked in
Jinx. I just ripped we are
for that yo bro have ice it's
your 30th birthday in two
weeks bro man you got this
beat you got this you know what
I'm going to take a laugh.
Today. This squad is a door guy
every day or what?
Yo, I actually don't know how
much longer I can do this.
Like, Mike, you know, I run,
run, I'm going shark fishing
at nine. I can only play for
I'm going shark fishing at nine
Yeah, bro, who you gonna raid?
Somebody's I went from booga to high-fives. That's a crazy upgrade by the way
Actually, yeah, I'm not larking fishing bro. I'm not larking fishing
Yeah, you know what the crazy part is broke. I got game nights tonight for core
I'm gonna punch that chicken in its head. I'm not even kidding. He's just going be making noises all time
Get him out of your oh my god. Get him out of your kid, please
Yeah, what are the odds we actually get a game night tonight?
Guys, we don't kill the shark.
It's catching release in Florida.
And you just catch that's not true.
I literally went in your other room in your house and you had a shark head on
the wall, bro next to a fucking dog head, a bear head and a beer head.
Yeah, bro.
I had a dog head in my house.
Yeah.
You literally said, you said there was a dog in your front yard.
You just eliminated it.
Wait till Maya figures out about this.
mm-hmm bro when we get in a high-vives icon scam bro he's on bronze one zero
points in oh so you're the lowest rank in the game literally yeah you've got this
bait what it's cold come on a nan is 74 and she's gold two on a Samsung that's
It's not even possible, bro.
It's not even fucking possible.
Oh, Darth Vader with sneakers,
and then Darth Maul with Jordans.
Yo, what is this game turned into, legitimately?
I got a monkey, I got a monkey 6-7-ing on me.
This is a sight.
I got him, bro.
There you go.
It's took my cock.
There is a Darth Maul with fucking Jordans on.
Like, bro, what is this dog shit game?
Let's go.
I
Lot in landing figures my aim for this building right here, we're gonna all go inside together
I'm sure Jeff is better than all the other boys. I work really well. I'm back
Great job, but yeah, but yeah, Jeff Jeff if you're diamond how much further is that from champ? How much further?
I don't know
I saw it in my face. It's bronze
Yo Jeff, let's switch spots. Yeah, yeah, turn around turn around turn around
Then right here later
With one gun Jeff. Oh, he's there Jeff. Now what Jeff? There's one gun there
Get the gun get the gun
I'm not going, just run bro.
Oh, he's gliding into me, that's realistic.
That's realistic.
Oh man, this game really makes me want to kill myself.
In game, in game.
No, in real life, this game almost makes me want to drive into a fucking traffic.
I want to jump into a truck.
I want to dive head first in your truck
Jeffrey it's only matter of like 45 seconds that they get here
Come come come daddy daddy come
All right, I need you to start fishing okay, you want me to fucking fish yep get go get the fishing rods
I want you to start fishing so you're gonna fish with 60 strings slivers. Oh
oh shim is just like you would think
what maths bro what fucking maths
go ahead do the thing I'll scream 200 now
stream box yep I had snooze coming
though nice definitely is mics cutting
out to it's just like I got him I got
him guys I'm gonna redo you here we
go
Ron, call me daddy, bro.
Bro, just pick him up, bro.
Pick up Bolo.
Pick up Bolo.
Pick up Bolo.
Dude, this gun did not shoot him.
What?
Hey, Jeff's kind of good at this.
Jeff's screaming.
Okay, Jeff, just keep screaming it.
We got it.
Lock it.
Moa, Moa!
Come here!
You know, I'm the best boss, but it right.
Hi, let's see it.
He died.
This is the most fun I've ever had in my life.
Yeah, because you're all sunshine and rainbows out of your mouth, bro.
I'm gonna go knock him.
Come here, come here.
Thank you, come here.
Oh, there he is.
I want to see.
Clutch up, bro.
Dark Mall.
Got this, Jeff.
Got this, Jeff.
All right.
All right.
What would be it?
Oh, you are the traditional.
I respect that, Jeff.
What am I hearing?
What's going on?
What am I playing?
What am I playing?
You got this, Pete.
I
Oh
My god
What are you bringing table high-five not bad 13
Have I was dead as a doornail dude. I was dead too. Oh, I wonder Jeffrey gave me the call land here
There's one gun and then Darth Vader lands on it and instantly shoots me out of the air. Thanks. Yo
How many fucking people purchased this God-Persaic and Darth Vader skin, bro? When did this shit even come out?
I know it's hard to remember
Remember the people we used to be
It used to be
It used to be hard to assume
It should not be next to me
You say it's too late to make it
But is it too late to try?
to try. And I'm not gonna waste it all up. My bridges burned up. I'll face it in my
eyes. You've churned out the lights. Now I've been lost, still stuck in that time when
We call it love, but even the sun sets in paradise.
Yeah, I'm ready.
Trying to kill her.
Home up.
Wait, pause, pause, pause.
Jeff, how'd you get the Olivia Rodrigo skin?
Wait, what?
She gave it to me.
She gave me her number in shit.
No, how'd you buy it, bro?
What the fuck?
How does he actually?
No.
Wait.
Jeff no no Jeff no no no Jeff how'd you get it?
I won't remember it too.
Do you see?
Jeff how'd you get it bro?
Jeff how'd you get it?
Wait, you hear me?
I don't remember it.
I don't remember it.
Yo Jeff, yo Jeff how'd you get it?
Yo hello?
Not about it?
Yo hello?
You know that bro how the fuck did you get it?
I told you you should hear me remember it.
Oh you're an epic partner?
Yeah I'm an epic partner bro.
Oh
Yo, so guys
You just keep cutting me off high-five go fuck yourself in that fucking dumbass chicken like I can't bro
Well, I got good news wrong
What you died?
Yes, it was it was 13th place. That's the bad guys
Chicken into that tree back there fucking guys the chick
Bye bye, we're done!
Oh, enough with that...
Yo, enough with the fucking chicken, bro!
We don't fucking care!
God damn, man, that fucking chicken's pissing me off, bro.
Well, let's see what he has to say about that.
Don't fuck yourself, my best.
You got this, babe.
Bro, I'm still silver one.
I'm in the exact same place I was one hour ago.
No, two hours ago.
I'm in the exact same place I was two hours ago.
I'm not even kidding chat. Would I have a better chance solo like yeah, no
You've a better chance fucking bar buying a lottery ticket than winning a solo game right now
Nah for real for real
Yeah, I can't yo. Yeah, hey, but cuz this is a diamond lobby bro in silver. I run shit
I've ice kick that chicken in the throat
Oh
He's got a lot of talk about he's talking about strategy right now, so do y'all want to land where he's the Thomas or what?
No, I'm gonna fucking I'm gonna fuck that chicken. I'm on the kitty. I don't care. I don't care, bro
I actually don't growl. Come on now
Netherlands scored guys the playing Tunisia, bro
Ron you want a chicken? I'll get the chicken.
I don't want no god no.
God no keep that fucking chicken away from me bro.
I'm dead serious.
Bro Jeff do that.
Let me rough you go have a dance or is it just that?
She has a dance yes.
Do it.
You want to see it?
Yeah.
Do it.
Jeff!
Yeah!
She gets the internet.
Oh shit.
Oh shit wait. Yeah.
I love my bathroom.
Hey Ron, what's your problem bro?
I like it. What are you talking about?
You uh, you saw me in real life and you weren't acting like that bro.
What?
Wait, what?
Jeff, did you press Ron in real life?
Yeah.
Bro, watch out Jeff bro.
Down bro careful. Yeah, I have my shooter come at you. I'm gonna see you in the ring next time. All right
But that means you want to you want to get in the ring with me
Take my balls through high-vices chickens throat, bro
They're fucking get in the ring with you. That's a fair fight. Both of you are like what five two
Yeah, hi guys, you're literally from Erie, Pennsylvania. You're five foot three also. So like what about it?
Nope, he's like my four
I'm literally like Jinxie's height. I'm taller than Jinxie probably.
Jinxie had actual yellow stains in his bed.
Ew.
Yeah, it was like yellow dots everywhere bro.
Can someone confirm if Seaman makes a yellow stain over time?
Guys, I'm not even kidding. It's 5 minutes per game.
Yeah, I know.
Now, what are you sluice dog as a dog?
But you know what?
I wouldn't want to spend five minutes with anyone else.
So this is baby?
It was under the stage.
Guys, can we just be grateful that we just have like a roof over our head and stuff?
You know what I mean?
Exactly.
Exactly.
I'm actually just grateful.
You're right, Jeff.
I'm looking just grateful that we even have a chat to talk to.
I'm grateful that we have water.
I'm very full we have just fortnight, bro
Cuz like imagine bro, some people in the world don't have for tonight, you know, the people out there just don't have fortnight, bro
SD kid from Waldo
You do YouTube Bob
Yeah, brother think about fortnight is my YouTube Bob gets like 30 different copyright strikes in an hour
the classic
Okay, so what do we actually do about this five-minute queue so we just keep doing this or like we give the way dude
I think I'm just gonna solo accused over bro. I'm not even kidding. What the fuck we got when we're going dudes
We got in every like five seconds
Yeah, no keep boys. I didn't do all 12. Well, you guys
Jeffrey you got it
Wait guys
You want to stay
Yeah
I'm actually getting confirmation that squads does take the longest
I could play solo squads
Yo, Jinxie, you guys got it, bro. You guys got it
Jinxie, can you do something for me?
What?
You got you. Go to your locker
And you should keep looking at your skin go down to the paw go down to the paw
You should be a character right now you see character. Yeah, okay go down to the sidekicks
Yep, mm-hmm, why do I have Bob in my fucking inventory, bro?
I can name him.
You know how the fuck do I have Bob right next to me?
What is core game?
Yo guys we gotta play duos y'all we can't even get games y'all.
We can't get games.
On a six minute queue I might as well just keep doing this to get my hours up bro.
Yeah we can't even get games y'all we gotta do duos y'all.
Yeah yeah.
Wow guys.
Guys you guys ended queue at six oh seven.
Jeff had me Jeff send me a request, bro.
All right, I'm gonna add you, okay?
All right, all right.
All right.
I'm up.
Yo, Jynx, how much do you weigh, bro?
I don't, bro, I don't know.
Y'all have eyes, bro.
We're on doors then.
Yo, Jynx, I can't add you.
Turn it off.
Bro, I can't add you.
Okay, I'm gonna turn it off
and then you're gonna add me, okay?
Wait, I don't have a great game tonight.
Three, two, one, go.
I'm gonna catch you bro.
Alright bro, I'm gonna catch you bro.
I'm gonna catch you bro.
I'm gonna catch you bro.
I gotta go to the gym.
I gotta dip.
Yo, hi guys.
Change, Jixi's diaper bro.
Alright guys, I'm gonna catch you guys.
Alright?
Peace out guys.
Alright, I'm gonna see you later, yeah?
see you later yeah whoa you're leaving too whoa no cuz I just want to know one
thing bro why the fuck did you dick ride all that time and hate on me the whole
time but when we fucking play in the beginning you were just nothing but
positive explain explain yourself bro because now I understand how those
feels all right leave those side of this bro please bro no cuz now I'm
I'm sad.
Chad, should I have someone rob the house again?
I'm hungry.
Bro, we're close to gold, I can feel it.
Jinxi, what rank are you?
Silver what?
Silver one.
Silver one.
Hey, Chad!
How many tiers of silver is there before gold?
Yeah, I agree, Lace, you might be.
Jeff what game has a higher skill gap league of legends or for tonight?
Rose for tonight is the hardest game to go problem on God bros never played league good bros never played me
Ho just say you've never played league bro, please
Okay, have have try to have a for a you know what let's do this
If you get silver in a month, I'll give you $20,000. How do we do that, bro?
How about we do that, bro?
Say it on God.
On God!
You will not get silver in 30 days.
No way.
You're going to have to get it.
You're going to have to, one, get a riot account.
They're going to give you an iron account.
You're not going to know the controls for the first fucking week.
You're not going to know the abilities for the first fucking two weeks.
You're not going to understand any of the macro, any of the micro.
It'll literally take you maybe,
I do, it took me a month to get out of iron with a challenger screaming in my ear every second.
Yeah, but that's also because you're just like,
Silver in a month.
Yeah, but you're like disabled.
That's the problem, like, you don't, like, bro, you're just like, I don't know, bro,
you're just like a little slow, but it's cute, though.
Like, it's like, we like you, but like, bro, you're not going to bet against someone who's
an actual gamer.
Like I can get to fucking silver.
How many rings that three ranks at a bronze?
Let's rewind a little bit.
You're an actual gamer who's never won, Brovy, bro.
You're fucking Owen Ford.
That's the fart of gaming.
That's fine.
Bro, you were good in 490.
Yeah, I'll give you that for night is your game. You're solid at Valorant. You're solid at CS. You're pretty good
Outside of that. What do you got bro? What show us what you've got?
Let's see here. I'm good at for night. Good. I'm good at CS good at Valorant
I'm good at
Mechameleon. I'm good at Minecraft. Oh
Okay, you know what you're a gamer. You know what you're a gamer
I'm good at fucking jerk mate ranked. I'm good at Russ. I'm good at Daisy. I'm good at fucking Elden Ring
I'm gonna call a duty. I'm good at fucking eating. I'm good at fucking like that bro
Oh moggle I get oh moggle mog you like not worried about this shit, bro
But did you just say you're good at oh moggle? Are you kidding me, bro? Yeah, I am
There's no skill in that game though. No chill random number
You bro, you're just you're just mad that you get mahogany bro, and I saw the clip that guy did mug you
I'm not gonna say who it was, but you know what I'm talking about. He mom got the picture
Yeah
Why spongebob mad look at him bad spongebob
Yeah, no way curtsy he can move his body like this
Yeah guys pickaxe me bro. Yep. That's so original. Okay. Okay, so freaking original. Okay, no troll
Burger, what are you doing, bro?
Where do you want to go talk to me any spot you want
All right, here's what I think
We are gonna go
To battle woods battle woods
Yeah, you know you should do with me first three
What I tried beating actually, I don't know this is a good idea
I tried beating Mario Kart on the switch to and it took me 30 hours, bro
We should do a marathon where we try to win a mark one singular Mario Kart game. Just what?
What do you mean, but like I don't understand like online. Yeah, yep
Took me 30 hours rough guys use the thing though if you think for nights harder than league
You've just never played league. I'm gonna be honest or not everyone has like a four IQ
Alright, does he know? Like, does he know? Bro, league's the hardest game in the world.
Do you guys have more skill expression than any game ever made? Ever?
Dude.
I'm getting fucking...
It's just so boring, bro.
Oh my god!
It's actually just boring when you have, like, imagine a dead, dying fucking game,
and then you have people on it that just wanna, you know, play half fun,
and then you put in a fucking cursed JD skin.
Like God fucking damn, bro. Wait, why does your courage get a strain? Why the hell he got fucking damn
No chat like here's the thing bro if you've the only people who think league and you could say slash Dota
How hard are they to get diamond on on siege?
Uh, hitting Diamond on Siege is easier than hitting Gold on League.
I'm not even kidding.
If I did a stream, because I saw Senna was trying to get Silver, how hard would it be
to get in one stream?
Get Silver in one stream?
Yep.
No Diamond.
Uh, get Diamond in one stream.
Well, you're better than Senna, but I don't know, because it's weird with all
the RP.
She's still not Silver, it's been fucking four hours.
First, Jeff with the raid, W Jeff W Jeff.
What are they all saying information?
It's not coming out of my wallet.
W Jeff W Jeff.
Yeah I know, did you fill it out?
No, cause I called.
Wait hold on, hold on, wait, let me understand.
Yeah, it's Tim, Ron, for perspective,
it's Timmy has been playing siege for how many days,
Chad.
How are you still playing, Ron, on everything I,
with Ron?
It's Timmy has been playing siege for how many days?
He was streaming it.
Is that what?
Here's the thing, Ron.
In rank 2.0, siege was easy.
In ranked 3.0, it's like impossible to rank up, literally.
You can't rank up.
Like you can, but you have to play every day and win.
You're a sunny bun.
Why don't you try to get me to diamond, bro?
I want to get diamond.
I want to fucking be a gamer, man.
You'll never get diamond in seats.
You don't play enough.
You're not good enough.
You have no map knowledge or positioning or awareness.
You'll never get diamond.
Wait, me wanting to learn a game,
and then you just have someone who bullies, bro.
This is exactly why no one plays.
Run.
You know, you're just a bully.
You're actually just a bully.
Love I'm low. I'm noticing. I'll never get done. I'm actually noticing something bro
Like you're actually a bully like I'm on this game. I don't have to be on this game
I'm doing this because I like you bro
Like I'm trying to get you up right now trying to get you to play FNCS and you're just bullying me bro
Like why are you bullying me?
Rob ask me a question. I told you like you're not gonna get done
You don't play enough if you play more maybe you're good like you're a great seed player for level 30
I'm just wouldn't we do live see a kid
Love you to death kid. I'm not gonna lie bro run
You don't play siege enough to be diamond. You have to have like hours to be done like hundreds of hours
That's a dirty alcoholic, bro
Yo, can we get a lobby going for a mecha chameleon bro that game was actually fun
Bro, I gotta get gold in fortnight, bro, please let's win. Yeah, and I got to go to like a
fucking game
The dark mall here
Oh, it's Darth Vader with Nikes.
Oh, Chad, do you see this ship?
It's Darth Vader with Nikes.
Is that Kai?
Casey, 1.1 million is in the game.
Burk.
Kai, see, nah.
How do we where do we go chat?
Bro, don't say where it is early just randomly go and then I'm gonna follow you and then randomly change it again at the live seconds
I can't buy that
Call me that's a beauty underestimate. Oh, this is gonna be
I thought I was gonna be a golden like a hour bro. You got this speed
I
Want money I don't want you I want your money
Or doing the booga thing yes
and I see now give me be the
I'm dropping a chance. Turn around and kill him. Turn around and kill him. Turn around and kill him.
Nice. There you go, safe.
Oh my god, two God Jets. Oh my god, we're- Oh!
I have no ammo. I have no ammo.
Chad, is this air? Oh, nice!
Run, help! I'm gonna help.
I'm actually gonna lock in now. Let's get gold.
I got Omar Imstid on me.
Omar there. Nice!
Nice, bro.
Oh no. Oh no.
84y, 84y.
You got him or no?
Jinx is cowering me! Holds!
Is he good?
Oh no.
You gotta help, you gotta help, you gotta help!
No!
He's still fucking low though.
What? 42? What are you talking about?
He's still low!
He has 45HP!
I just hit him fucking 50!
I'm sorry FNCS champion that I only got him to 45 health. I'm sorry, bro
My bad. What do I'm gonna do? Uh, I killed fucking three people
Bro, this is so hard. I mean, yeah, bro
I don't know what you want me to do bro. I'm just not maybe I'm just not good enough, bro
Like maybe I'm just not it. Maybe I'm not him. Oh, I d-ranked again. Nice
You guys all in favor to get on a different video game. Maybe save me
your gold oh my god I'm supposed to be in gold not you
this is impossible snipers bro this is not fucking possible
I mean I don't have enough ammo for all of these kids
I killed four I ran out of all my fucking ammo
Jinxy you're pathetic thanks bro
Bro, Jinxie, how about we just do a game where me and you go outside of our houses,
we IRL stream, and we just stare at the grass and watch it grow, because it's going to
be more fun than just queuing the game over and over and over and over and over and
over and over and over and over and over and over and over.
Chad, you guys are saying mecha, do you realize how hard it is to get a mecha
lobby, bro?
We need to get fucking like six more people minimum.
So I always ask our chat, bro, but you don't want to invite them because they're not popular
I'm seeing a chat. I'm gonna grab a mic's hard in a second
Yeah, I don't know if playing mecha chameleon with my chat is fun
They're just gonna stream tonight me talk about Darth Maul the whole time
I don't think that sounds like literally the worst idea ever
Maybe Mecca with like my mods like I don't what do I mean to do bro? Yeah, bro
Me you hi-vis I'll see I'll be a lot of fun
There you are locker I think I can add some of the call bro. I got you. You know who epic is or no
You want me to add epic to the call?
Yo, can we just get gold, bro?
Please, just get gold.
I want to get gold, man.
Joe, guys, I don't think Joe's on, man.
You guys always just say Joe's name and he's just, like, never on.
No, guys, just say every streamer's name.
Just, guys, just say every single streamer.
Well, I'll just go to Twitch and we'll see if we can get a Mecha Lobby, realistically.
All right?
There's some Adverkai, AdkaiSanat, and DukeDennis, and Marlin, and Cheezer.
Yeah, bro.
Yugi would probably play on his IRL.
Everyone is just an IRL streamer now, bro. Like, where's all the gamers at? I hate these IRL streamers.
John pork calling look at him. He's doing the calling him up. Yeah, John pork
No, bro, who's ready to play for night one more time?
All right, you see we're doing the same strap
Yo, listen whoever guards us and helps us you're getting VIP on Jim see's life
Just watch the thing and don't let anyone come down
Which I got a shave like my stash bro. I gotta shave it
Smocking. Three, two, one.
Hold on chat. Hold, hold, hold.
Nice, pew, beard.
Go fuck yourself, bro.
Wait, hold. This might be a perfect drop.
Pew, beard, really.
Oh my god.
I need to kill all the when they drop down literally fucking all of them
Please
Thanks for that I'm making it to the tunnel.
I'm dead.
Oh my god, it's in the...
I'm doing this anymore.
This is bad for all of us.
Let's get some...
I chew for two minutes and there's 40 fucking chuds on me.
I'm putting it out of the way, man.
I don't care. I'm not doing this anymore.
30 seconds!
30 seconds!
I was...
All right.
Jack, it doesn't matter if my aim is good or bad.
There's 40 people.
None of it matters, bro. This is fun or funny. I'm putting on a delay. I'm putting on a delay period
Period I'm not doing this. Yeah, Q for three minutes fucking get jumped by 40 people fuck this shit
Do I hear the good news or the bad news? These guys jump work doing this emote the whole time. I
Think I can win this for you, bro
I'm absolutely certain you can't because there's 40 of them.
Thanks for believing in your teammate.
So that makes no sense.
Delay Delay please!
I know I have no mask.
Didn't even read that.
I mean goodbye bro, I'm dead.
Goodbye America! This is the end of StablefuckingRenota.
Is that a click skin?
You see how they just keep coming chat this isn't how fortnite someone beat me a kill someone beat me a kill now
It's demonic fortnite. I've ever seen brows like they just it's just waves of zombies until you inevitably die shit
It's ass. I'm sitting crisscross applesauce. That's how you know I'm locked in
Can someone like do something please come to me like this kid's just did you see this this kid is just above me
Yeah, we see the delay man. I don't know what I was thinking
Because we have a delay it's like they actually can't be on
I can't help you I don't know dude
You did it you did it you fed you a kill
You actually have mats now, Rob.
Hey yo, my reboot, my reboot!
I can get you, I'm going on, don't worry.
No one's out living me here, bro. You're winning this game.
Oh god, you're winning this game.
On who's god bro? Not mine.
Like the wall is shut bro, the wall is shut.
This game is so cool.
Main character's syndrome, they aren't sniping.
Main character's syndrome, they're not sniping.
Are you fucking stupid?
There's a Darth Vader with sneakers.
And then there's a John Pork doing this.
I can't keep fucking playing this game
If you're just going to fucking scream while I play for the rest of the time, please instead of just raging, try!
Out of delay. I'm trying to try right now. I'm not good enough to kill 40 people. Out of fucking delay, alright? Please. 30 seconds. At least.
Can you do that? Please.
Please!
Both both cam and just hybrid we're landing.
Simple as that.
We're gonna-
NOOOO!
NOOOO!
NOOOO!
NOOOO!
NOOOO!
Added a delay!
Or I'm gonna dump into a truck!
Right after the last hopper.
I added a delay.
I added it.
You did? You did?
Yeah, that's my whole chest spinning F.
Hey, check.
Make sure you added a delay.
You're lying about adding a delay.
I'm not lying.
You're lying by adding a delay.
Bro, I just, yeah, yeah, FF.
Mr. Clean Mad as hell, that guy's in your chat.
Bro, ready?
Open hide your screen.
I promise you, Jinxie, like we can win.
I actually just need you to try.
You haven't gotten a kill in duo since you started the game.
Yo, I'm not, yo, Ron, I'm not even trolling.
I'm not playing without a delay.
Like I'm not.
Okay, okay, fucking idiot.
I promise we win our first game.
I'm not even joking, we won our first game.
Oh my god, this game is fucking unstreamable without a delay. Holy shit.
Nice bro, we got a delay. I'm on a delay now. Let's go.
Alright. How long of a delay? 18 seconds.
Dude, I did 30! Do 30, motherfucker!
Don't be mad at the game.
Ready up bro, let's go.
Let's go.
You got me putting on a delay for four man arena.
Do I look like a fucking dork?
Like this is nuts man.
This is generally nuts.
This is generally nuts bro.
Like generally.
Like yeah guys, we have a delay now.
Hopefully you guys don't get into our game.
Let's hope that you guys don't get into our game bro.
Like wow, let's hope.
Let's dead ass hope
that you guys don't get into our game bro.
Go run.
Wow, JT, 30 seconds went by finding a server,
which means anyone who streams like this is in the game.
Ron, it's not about them getting into the lobby, bro.
It's not about that.
Probably we're on the battle bus for 30 seconds
looking for a spot.
Ron, it's not about them getting into the fucking lobby.
Listen, bud, it's about the fact
that they won't be able to follow us around
Like a bunch of fucking ants, and we'll have to be able to get situated, before they come up!
Trust me, like...
Also, why do you have 18 seconds? We need 30, man!
You need 30. I only need 30.
BORAH!
Alright, everyone smile, let's do this shit.
Well, man, let's go, man. I'm having fun.
Don't say your job spot just randomly don't just say Ron you're delayed. I can't I'm getting
raise baited. Jinxy you're cruising for a bruising. What does that even mean? Please
Lock in for one game. I want to see how good we can do when you lock in
Yo, I'm trying to lock in
I'm gonna fuck you. I'm gonna fuck the shit out of you bro shut up just shut up
We don't have a long enough delay bud. Oh, yeah, let's add a 15 minute delay
No, just 30 seconds, bro. Please God 30 seconds
Don't say just go
Yep, also, don't be afraid to just change the spot
Yeah, we change the initial shark fishing bro. It's not happening tonight
How many points we need for gold like three oh Jinxie wow
It's not like they're looking behind the bus now, bro. They're looking for our skins now, bro
This is just sickening. They're looking at our skins to jump out of the bus, bro. I'm actually sick of my stomach
No shock on no shield no shock on no shield no chest. No nothing much better. This already is though. It's already just better
It's already
Taste blood on my throat. I think I'm literally coughing up blood now because I'm screaming so much
No shock on no shield rough
They're here. Yeah, of course they're here. They're fucking here. You're in it for some
reason, Jinzy. With your small, pee-wee-ass brain. You thought, wow, I'm gonna loot the
same building as Ron, bro. No gun.
I got no shotgun I'm a dead man walking right now
He's got his room.
So I'm just, I'm dead as fuck.
I'm just dead bro, this game is fucking garbage.
I want to kill myself by the way, I'm not even kidding.
Like I fully want to commit suicide right now, I'm just letting you know what I'm
doing.
Let me clutch this, let me clutch this, let me clutch this.
Do that and I want a little cocksucker?
It's flover!
I just like, I'm gonna start drinking ASMR.
I'm dead serious.
This is all I have left for me.
I'm dead serious.
Like.
Ron, bro, I'm gonna be honest, bro, like, I need to-
No, it's a good thing-
I had no shotgun no minute delay. I'm not if I'm gonna I need a one-minute delay, bro
And look if you don't want to play that's fine, but I need I need to get gold bro
I might just play solo one minute to that. I'm not even kidding. I want to shoot myself in game
JXC. I'm you're not the problem is right now. You have a small fucking tiny brain
You're not listening a delay doesn't do anything on
Fortnight, I don't know what you're not hearing bro
I literally played a tournament with a fucking three minute delay and people still found me
They're looking for our skins, bro. It doesn't matter
They're looking at the back of the battle bus when we jump out and they're looking for a skin to jump on I
Breathe a disagree. I agree to disagree, bro
I agree to disagree if we have a one minute delay then we change our skin and they don't even know what skin
We're on then it'll be our if we have a one minute delay that people are saying reach me
They're just trying to stay if we have a one minute delay
They literally can't touch us and then we and then we switch our skins and then we actually have fun
Because back to get to an end game and win. This is boring as shit. This is we're just gonna cue simulator. This is ah
Look bro, I'm gonna have a one-minute delay if you don't want to play that's fine
I'll play solo I'll get it by myself, bro, but I need a one-minute delay. I'm not even joking
So it's up to you bro
We could do duo one minute delay or I'll do solo bro, but I'm not doing this
I'm not going to get sniped by 30 kids all night.
I'm going to kill myself, I do that.
It's up to you, bro.
Completely your call.
But I'm going one minute delay solo,
or I want to play with you one minute delay duos.
I don't want to be it anymore, bro.
I just want to be him.
If we have a one minute delay and we change our skins
every game, they will not be able to even get close to us.
But we should just change our skin, change server hide screen,
new audio removal reflection and add a 10 minute delay.
We're not playing dirty, we're just like,
we're going to be physical, we need that,
we're going to go back and start it quick.
Oh, it's going to work, it's going to work, trust me.
Just keep changing your skin, bro, just keep changing your skin.
Yep, L-part timer, yep.
If if we get sniped on a six second delay while changing skin, I swear I'll admit I'm wrong and
You're not understanding one thing the one thing that you're not understanding
Tells is they're gonna get in our game
So if they get in our game, they're gonna find our skin and then they're just gonna target us
They're gonna shoot us from a distance. You're right. You're right
The thing is tell you run they're plot players. You're the best player in the lobby, right second, right?
Second thing is, no matter what, even if they know our skins,
we're always gonna be, we just gotta keep moving.
We're just gonna be one minute ahead of them.
We have a huge delay.
My screen's still blue on my screen, not even kidding.
I miss two, it's my starts in four seconds.
My starts in four seconds too.
Okay, Ron, just trust me, bro, hear me out, right?
If we get sniped this game,
if we don't get a top 10 this game,
if we don't get a top five this game, I'll be shocked.
Bro, one minute delay will go right to gold,
and literally two outs, right to gold.
But if we can't get into a lobby, it's four minutes.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna,
I'm gonna door dashing a dildo.
I'm literally putting it on my seat
and it's gonna stay inside of me until we win.
I'm not kidding.
Bro, I'm not, I'm a man of my word.
I'm not handing my stream till I get gold, bro.
And if I have to do a one minute delay,
and you guys can say, Lamyki, go fuck yourself.
Everyone that's typing Lamyki is the same cop suckers
that are stream sniping and emoting
with Darth Maul and Darth Vader.
So go fuck yourself.
I put on a random, yeah, but.
I'm not a random.
I'm not a random.
See, random shows.
This guy just doesn't understand the game.
I'm trying to try and teach him.
Hide your screen, guys.
Can you fix the delay?
Shut up!
No, Ron, we're actually gonna have fun now.
We're gonna make it to the end game.
Every game we're gonna have a blue.
They can't find us.
We're just constantly changing our skin.
They're never gonna know where we are.
Then when they do see our skins, that doesn't even matter, because they're one fucking minute behind.
Matter?
NOW WE GET GOLD!
EVERYBODY LOCK IN!
Not gonna actually have fun.
Look, I'm sitting in the water, no one's even hitting me.
Alright, listen.
Just listen to me.
Yep, we're gonna win every game. I got you, bro.
And now I actually want to try and I'm gonna lock in.
Can you survive?
Just get a run!
Yeah, run!
Listen, we're gonna be on the ground already.
Can you survive Prosty Plexus or not?
Mm-hmm.
Okay
Just laying out. I don't need to listen to him. We're not Jixie Jason Jixie. There's a fucking homie Jason
Yeah, I'm a homie jake. That's not bad, bro
I you guys both have the letter J bro. Yo listen where I marked. There's a slurp truck just fucking hit it
You'll get a hundred shield off the bat
Okay, do you want to land like with me like you know, we just get Lou we really a minute, bro
And there's gonna be kids here regardless of good feel on
Yeah, I'm
I don't want to go to the slurpshot. I'm gonna die. This is a hot prop
I'm in your house. I have no guns
Ron I'm gonna say she looks like no
The bro, we're locked!
Finish him, finish him, finish him, finish him.
They're gonna be here soon, but the settlers are gonna come and leave no loot.
We gotta leave spot, maybe then.
Will the settlers be delayed? They'll be gliding in late with no loot?
Yeah, but they're gonna just climb me, that's the thing.
Wait, she'll stir chest, chest, chest.
I'm outta here.
Where you at, man?
I'm just trying to come over here right next to ya.
I got a strike there, see? Now I have a fucking gun.
You bro, this is way more doable!
Way more doable.
We can win everything now, we'll go right to go over it.
Come on, mind this is on. Coming up.
Coming up. Yeah, let's move, let's move, let's move.
There's a kid right here.
He's got him. He's got him.
Got him? No. I saw him.
Good work. Really good, really good, really good.
I'm getting shot, I'm getting shot.
Come up here, come up here, come up here.
I just can't build.
Oh
Come up
I'm here me you certainly sniper raising case they were the five gifted wow that's how yummy
Where you ever yet, oh, you're gonna be on me. I mean, maybe
Just stand the box
Classic breaking my wall
like this game actually needs to die.
I'm not even kidding.
I think this game is actually the worst fucking game ever out right now.
I don't give a fuck about an icon skin.
I don't give a fuck about anything.
You de-rank to bronze.
It doesn't make sense GC.
It doesn't make sense.
We've played this game every single day basically now.
Why can't they have one person from the studio just fucking watch our streams?
I don't get it.
I reported over 15 people.
Not one person got banned today.
today not one person got banned today it doesn't make any sense it's just so
retorted there's no penalty to stream sniping like at this point bro I have to
just find their fucking IP address and fucking kill them in game bro like this
is just so dumb this game is so bad bro it is just so bad
on the bright side of the stream snipers still think we're alive from last
game on the right side. Yeah we won't get into a game though it doesn't matter.
Then they just spam this lose equal stream snag with the fucking white dude
scratching his chin in my chat. I can't. Bro Loki? I have an idea bro can you let
me pick the drop spot? Yeah go ahead. I'll pick it. Trust me bro hear me out.
We did us might have had no streams members in this game. I don't know we got in pretty quick
You see what I mean, bro? Let's power the delay
If we get no stream snipers, you're good enough to where we can win any flat lobby. I'm not even kidding
Because then once you get looted and mass it's over bro
I'm in brah the same kid is in our lobbying. It's chasing you somehow
like I'm sure kill on you wait I didn't even know I'm sure you how does he know
I'm sure kill on you I don't understand where do you want to go bro for the spot
alright I'm not gonna say it now cuz I want to like give it as much time as
possible I have a spot I have a spot goodbye America hello Florida what the
What the fuck does that even mean, bro?
Like, Florida is in America!
What do you want to go, bro?
Oh, they can see the kill feed.
That's so cringe.
Alright.
Uh, just wait.
Let's go like here.
Like that.
Go.
Why not?
Nobody's gonna be there.
There's a swim truck there.
There's a swim truck there.
pretty sure this location doesn't even have a name you see the truck or no you
see it it's right there yeah yeah yeah
so guy following us it's a solo it's a solo nice somehow there's a solo in our
game you must have followed our skin out of the bus rather than those that many
snipers maybe dude maybe two I'm not even kidding can come to the truck or
Yeah, yeah, I'm literally running out. I have no gun though
Huge fucking huge shot gun in here. No, oh my god. It's a purple striker in gold
All right, this is that we're sort of gliding in late now, let's get ready to just beam them out of the sky
I'm gonna go do you
But even now how to check that
I have six minis wrong
I have 115 gold hundred give give give give give
here
How do I give gold out of you know?
I have a purple fucking shotgun
Yeah, nice wrong keep moving now we change spots change spots. Yeah, we do no longer go here
Well, we got a move they're gonna be here if they're in snipers, but I don't know though I
I think the delay helps because if we die, they don't actually know until it's a minute later, you know, so we can already...
The biggest problem is they can get looted up. That's what I'm gonna worry about.
I'm gliding, gliding, gliding, gliding, sniper!
Up, up, way high, way high, above the tree!
Hit him, 15th!
That's a sniper! I'm gonna pretend you heard.
I'm more worried about they can get looted now.
Bro, but I don't know if it's that many snipers because, you know...
There's a kid there.
43.
This is way more playable than before.
something on the head
where is white?
27 white?
dead
blimey blimey
im building a healing
is he white?
just keep moving
keep moving
alright moving moving
Oh
I'm adding
It's wrong. Is that everybody good fucking shit?
No, no, no, no, there's another kid right here.
He's on top of this.
Oh, I played with him. Another kid, another kid, another kid.
He's still alive.
I got, I got lasered again from somewhere else.
One more Simpsons coming back.
On the tree! So many stream snipers, you got this Ron!
So many!
You're literally the go-brown, you got this shit!
Nice! Huge, more and more, there's so much more, like two more!
Come on Ron!
Oh!
You have no reason to do this.
Come on Ron!
Damn good, damn good.
You got this Ron!
You're way better than all these kids bro, remember that.
I'm not worried about this fucking chud.
Hey
Yeah
Good shit wrong
There we go
Okay, that's good be everybody. I mean if there's more than just get that have been waiting
What we're gonna get storm help. We're gonna get fucking storm out
I don't know though, bro. That's only happened to me like literally one time normally. I just run at me
You know, oh my god, you're getting storm ill
It don't rise if you don't have to
Like if you don't want to
Get the gout. Get the fucking gout.
Get the gout.
Yes!
Gold, gold, gold, uh, SMG.
So many snipers, Jesus.
26.
He's knocked under me. That's how you're gonna get away.
Fine.
What?
This is just like impossible.
I can't go there.
I can't build that bro, I just can't build that, he's just dancing instantly.
Like I can't build on that wall bro.
Like you see they just give up, they just die bro, I'm trying to tell you bro it's impossible
bro.
This game is meant, it's just retarded bro.
I mean I'm not even mad, I'm genuinely curious.
I'm not even mad, this game is just terrible, like it's actually just garbage, the developers,
I'm sorry, I don't give a fuck anymore.
I don't know if you're gonna get an icon skin or something done
That's why you're not saying this this game is genuinely fucking trash like it's genuinely not good
Like I don't understand why they actually cannot have one singular person. Just watch our streams like I'm just being honest
No, like I I'm Jen. I'm just being honest. I don't understand why they can't have one person
Watch our streams and just ban this guy. He's literally dancing as soon as he kills me and dies
just to re-killed
The Celtic guys killed us like three times. That's what I'm trying to say. It just it doesn't it's like so dumb
We like wait like five minutes to queue or something and then just get in a lobby and win
We got points for that because of the elims I think but it's a little bit better with the delay
But it's still just horrible bro like because then what ends up happening is like they just know
So then they just follow us to a you know
area and then it's just bro run I got beams built behind me got beam to my
left built to my left and they got beam to my right like three different people
just shooting me but I'm going for each other just going for us yeah guys I'm
silver one again for the third fucking time I just don't get it I don't know
why I'm just so curious I wait to cue my cue now if that was
They waited I just I actually just don't get it though, bro
Like now runs up wrong. I just don't want to make some other can't have one person, bro
I'm not kidding though. Why can't they have one person? I reported people it doesn't work
I'm gonna fucking cry, bro. I'm a baby rage fucking monster, bro
Now I don't I don't think you're wrong it literally takes
One or two guys to just watch from one dude can just ban the same kid dancing. It's just that simple
It's genuinely that simple. We could have one dude on they could ban they could sit watch our stream for one hour, bro
They could literally watch us for one hour and get rid of everyone. I'm not kidding
But instead they're adding fucking a livery around we go who doesn't even fucking play the game
Who doesn't even play the game?
She probably didn't even get fucking black night back in the day, but you can't even
respect a fucking OG like me!
Are you serious?
I don't fucking understand, man!
Yo, what about hide screen till we land?
Go fuck yourself!
You know what?
Sure, bro, let's do it.
I'm going full game.
Let's do it, bro.
But like the thing is, I waited to queue as well.
I waited like a whole two minutes to queue.
The thing is though, we're just gonna get sniked,
but it's gonna be delayed.
So we'll have blue and they'll have blue.
But when they group up like that,
when multiple teams are not fighting each other
just to fight us, that's when it's discussed.
They find our skin, that's what they look for.
That's not, but that's what I'm saying.
They fight with the delay.
Now they get looted up and then once they get looted up now they just focus us and that's it
Now I mean none of what you're saying is wrong. I'm just trying to make it less stressful, bro
I'm just trying to have a longer delay like why do you need to show nice? What does that mean bro?
Like I'm actually gonna this game on ironically sure it made me whatever you want to say bro
This game I took off like no troll seven years of my life expectancy. I'm gonna get a fucking
Hortetuck at 63 years old on August 19th at 407 p.m. Eastern, bro
I don't give a fuck anymore, bro. The year is gonna be 2076, bro
And I'm gonna fucking die like this game is gonna take years off my life
Yeah guys, I'm gonna be honest
nothing Ron has said is wrong though it's literally for night is a great game
but it's probably the most unstreamable game ever I actually I'm not kidding I
think for night is more unstreamable than rust I'm not a controlling like
for night is more honestly for that I have a better idea at voice shots of this
game so I can just get banned on Twitch since you don't want to ban these
people I'd rather play this game all stream bro I'm just fucking kidding I
I don't play this game off-street, like fucking, a living on Ringo, we were added to the item shop, but you can't fucking add an OG like me!
I don't fucking get it! I don't get it! Nobody plays this game!
Where do you want to go, bro?
Well, I don't know, my screen's black until we land, so here you go.
Me too, bro, here, call me, let's go here, bro.
Further, oh, I don't even know what to say.
I'm sorry, bro, I thought we could get gold, like that ass, I'm sorry.
That's fine, bro.
I was uh, I just canceled um, I just canceled shark fishing with my brother and my cousin. I thought I'd be done
Oh gosh, oh god. I'm gonna be here all night. Oh god
Channel man in my word. I'm not getting off till I'm gold. So I got a game night in a couple hours
Maybe with core so
aware
Game night aware. Okay. Hold up. Let me all right now. Let's try to take our screen
All right, literally no one is here wrong
so let's give it about no no no two two minutes
you can climb walls we've been playing for hours bro this is not gonna be like
fucking Minecraft bro please God it's striking me down right now I'm ready to
go me and my chat
I'm in the friggin' battlebuzz.
I have the worst loop possible, like I have actual dollars.
Dream snipers will be here in T-minus two minutes.
It's good thing I have the fucking worst loop possible, like I have actual dollars.
It's good that I have the fucking worst loot known to man bro after looting a whole P.O.I.
by myself.
Yeah Rod, do you need a big plot?
I got to you if you need one.
I'm good bro.
You need a big plot or not?
Just hold on to it.
Just suck on it man.
I got one.
You want me to drink it?
I got one.
We should probably leave this location like literally immediately or else we're gonna get ganked in there.
Let's get out. We need to get the fuck out of here.
I mean I don't know. Oh, there's a kid in the water. No, it's finished.
Honestly, maybe I'm optimistic but I literally waited two minutes to queue with a one minute delay.
Like, I mean, I'm sorry. They're not... God! You can't just...
Yeah, we might be...
Oh, that's right! It's so dead that like they could do it but I don't know.
No, he actually might have gotten a lobby without it.
You might be right, bro.
It doesn't take this long to get gold.
Well, yeah, it doesn't if you're not being screened by 5,
literally 20 to 30 people every game.
Maybe more, honestly.
He's got a pump.
I need that.
I still haven't gotten a shotgun.
That's good.
I don't even know what to fuck with.
I got a pump, Ron.
Do you want a pump?
Do you want a pump?
I can give it to you.
I want you to pump the fuck out of my anus.
Yeah.
Oh, there's a kid on me.
I can give him a dead.
I can give him my pump.
Nice.
Keep moving.
No matter what, probably just keep moving.
It was Godzilla with Jordans on, bruh.
This is some type of joke.
I'm not even kidding.
This is actually some type of fucking sick,
twisted fucking joke.
Bro, this might be the healthiest tree I've ever seen.
2000 HP.
Are you fucking kidding me?
This is a 2000 HP tree.
Holy shit.
Still no shotgun.
This is Lemicky.
Yeah, bruh.
Uh, what is it Lemakia? One second left, you can snipe.
Little shitstain.
Still no shotgun.
Oh, the banana's on us. I see the banana, he's on me.
Blue one.
Yup.
No way, blue one.
Yup.
I'm shot, Lemakia.
No, I wanna kill him.
Bad name.
bad fucking name I'm chasing is the man I own god I'm chasing him you know what
let's be the stream of peppers I'm dead ass chasing me six shocks I'm gonna fuck
let's just chase him I'm not kidding I'm dead serious I don't give a fuck I'm
getting this guy out of the game on the rock find the rock yeah I'm the
fucking rock we're gonna get eaten from the mountain I can feel it
There's the beam kill them just kill this fucking banana, bro. I don't give a fuck
Nice
I don't get a stream sniping pussy. Go fuck yourself. Go fuck yourself. I can hate you here fucking despise you miss on that great
Where's the pissy mo mat?
This kid's here
Oh, no, I didn't know that was open. Oh my god right here fuck it's Homer again, bro
You're the goat get that after the goat. So I'm talking about that like dead ass. Oh, it's the same strings ever
So we gotta get out of here like
now, bro
Have a horror movie ass game. Maybe it is this
Wait, I didn't know I meant
You wait you wait. I'm mad
Ron you need a new camera, what's wrong with my fucking camera, bro come down here
I need you up here now, I need you up here now.
Now let me die, let me die, let me die.
Wait, I just shit on somebody.
Oh my god.
I just shit on one.
I knocked one.
So one thing I think it's Darth Vader.
He got finished got finished I have four medkits in a mini I just shit
get all the more of them.
Oh, they're coming with.
I don't know if they know you're down.
They have no clue you're down.
Yep.
Yep.
Is that kill you?
It's you.
Don't panic, don't panic.
We gotta move up.
Yeah, I'm staying next to you all.
We gotta move up, brother.
I'll come and...
See how it happens though. We have to be moving or else this happens
Just fucking disgusting this case is waiting you guys should all be ashamed of yourself if you snagging should be ashamed all of you
No, I mean we're just fucking out here take a mini
We're just stuck in a spot, bro. This is like FNCS. I mean what what is this god finger me not fucking platinum rank
They're literally camping on the hill. I'm looking at a fucking duck staring at us right now. On the hill.
There's two kids on the hill.
What do we do Ron? What do we do?
Just run? Do we get anywhere? Run away? Run away? Run away?
Oh my god, you're so smart. Yeah. Yeah. Let's get the fuck out of here Ron.
this is that ass the scariest one ever played in my life
many many
hit this hit this hit this hit this hit this hit this spot
the teleport's here
oh my god we escaped we escaped
alright we have f**king escaped
good time now we just gotta run
nice run
what is this
we're in the middle of the map now
we're in the middle of the map look
we're in the map
bro good sh**t wrong
we could cam this
the only
the only way they could kill us is if they hit that right now
Can't we should we can't yeah, they're gonna come wait where do they pop out from where do they pop out from?
Wait, they're gonna follow us and then they're just gonna get caught I think so I think that's how it works
Just be ready
They did it they did it they did it
Yeah, wait, I mean what hit one on the other side?
We're good just keep watching it. I'm sitting here. I'm gonna fuck. I guess that happens
We might get a win this is so many points
I've no maps
I
Don't know
And I don't know how big the delay is well like I don't know like I don't know
Was it a minute ago we hit this
Dude honestly those guys could have been actual third-partyers like there might be no snipers left that ass
I'm not even trolling that kid was just awesome. Yeah, okay
Here we win this game.
I have- or do I have five medkits?
We're gonna win bro, dead ass!
We're gonna win!
They said I never get gold, man!
Let's go to zone bro, I mean...
The only problem is, people know our skins.
Some were worried like if kids just like
keep spamming at us
just to like...
That's what people do. That's left for ebb and skin.
Bro, we got a lot of point for this game.
You need a win. You're never gonna fucking rank up because you don't have a lot of kills
We fucking five kills you have two of them like
Yep, you're right you're right
Oh, you want to run out I don't want to
I don't know the delay is working
But it's not about that they just know our skin for the whole game
What happens kids will now because they don't care about the win like we do they're just gonna see our skin and just fucking spray us
No, we gotta be the keyers we got a key people
Really?
We got to get them out of the way
What SMG I can hold bigs if you want I can hold bigs actually here take an SMG your better. That's what you hear
Okay, thank you
For that gun do not aim when you're fighting just hit fire. Let's go
Focus Ron focus how many squads left 15 players
Somehow there's like a fucking like mini end game like I was just even possible. There's a kid right here
Come on
How much points do we get for elam?
He's like AFK trying to find out where we are
He's I hit him 18 wide
This guy's actually a cheat. Wait more more. I'm getting I'm getting beamed in the back now. Are you good or no?
No, I don't know coming to you. I'm coming here. I'm good. I'm good. Yep. He's sky-basin
What do you want?
You can't chop down his head, he forgot to pop his glider, here, let's move.
Right, can you let me pop a big real quick, would you?
Here, I'm not gonna lie, I don't know, here it is.
I think it's trying to have a little better.
And then when you're done, just spray it to me.
I'll finish the big, and I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do.
Oh my god bro.
Oh my other hell, they're gonna launch pad on us.
Oh no.
You gotta get up here.
This fucking gun is garbage bro.
He comes here now.
Yep man.
They're gonna try to launch pad to us, they know it's...
88.
I'm gonna destroy it so they can't come to us.
I don't think you can break it.
No way.
I don't think you can break it.
I'm gonna say I don't think you can break it.
Not much.
59.
Yeah, they're gonna have to hit it.
Give me some.
Give me the chug jug.
They're gonna have to hit it.
The zone's coming in.
Here you go.
Ready?
Just get ready.
They're gonna have to hit it.
Yeah, we're going to beat him out of the sky.
18, focus the back end.
18, 18 more on the back end.
35 points.
35 points.
We're on that, bro.
One.
I don't know what that fucking shit does on a good floor.
It's not.
There are only minutes left.
They're getting focused
Six-light video perhaps he's dead
They're all right. They're all right. They're all right. They're all right. Yeah, don't make it a race thing, bro
I'm going into the back
Nice Ron bro we got it there's only two other squads please god there's only two other squads
I
Don't know what this
One bro, we can't let them find us. We gotta just be you gotta surprise them. We gotta get on top of them
We gotta like jump on them like we gotta freak them out
Yo, your goal is just literally just like apply pressure. You know that's true after the yeah for the walls
I got to see Ikea aim
Supply drop you want to go for that but oh my god, it's fun rock scary. Yeah, that's what's behind you eat it
Yeah, we're looted out
But it's so it's so small where oh I see my same particle particle particle
I don't know that city that city. He's in the city town the barnacle boat
Why are you there? Just wait excuse me? What about the other team?
That's just them. I'm gonna fly from the back just plus but like
How's it right? Yeah?
What about what?
What about the other guy?
That one
No fucking fun
come on there we go wait what am i at let me see how much fun is i got
the fuck is this i got a scuba emote wait results
i win you're silver what silver two 14 percent
that's good run that's good i love your acting i mean two more wins two more
wins three more wins maybe i live you rubry going the shot
She actually is she actually
Hi, I ain't having is a life you can't even like oh my god. She is in the shop. Holy crap. That's a scuba
Bro, why the fuck is Lacey in the item shop what the fuck is this?
Well, how does Lacey have an icon skin before me?
Hey!
Ron, how do they do this many collabs?
I don't understand.
How do they do this?
Because they don't give a fuck about anything
besides these big names, man.
I'm fucking sick to my stomach.
But Ron, how do they pay Olivia Rodrigo?
How does that even work?
Or is it like a revenue share?
Wait, ready?
Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry.
I'm gonna wait on it so they don't know.
Wait, Ron, I'm gonna go pee really quick.
It's the La Mickey that we won!
IT'S LAMIKI!
Yeah, this chat has lost it. This chat has deadass lost it. I'm not even kidding.
I-I-I'm sick, man.
Where did my scuba dance go?
I
Row scuba me my ass bro, how do I equip it bro guys make sure to get some subs
Yeah for the heart troubles a 35% off. Okay, well just kidding. I'm fucking used to sack of fat shit. You don't got a gift shit
Mastered!
What is this fucking thing called?
I don't know. Scoopa-Jook.
Okay, where is it in my item shop?
Got it, bro. So Fortnite is just a piece of fucking shit.
Oh, fuck yourself.
God, I wish Marlin was in the item shop, bro. He'll probably have so many sales.
What's up, bro?
RUN!
RUNNY!
What's up?
Bro, how did they do this many collabs? I actually don't understand.
I couldn't tell you.
Fortnite has more collaborations than any game ever, and it's not even close.
Like, bro, RUN! They have Messi in the game.
They have Ronaldo in the game. You know they have to, like, sign off on that,
right? Do you know what I'm saying? How do they get messy through the breed of being in the game?
How? I'm fucking horny, bro. Like, Chad, that doesn't even make sense. How?
Keep changing your skin. Change it. Change it. Change it. Change it. Change it. Change it. Change it.
Change it. Change it. How about it? Change it. Bro, back to back to back wins.
Bang. We get Japan's beating Sweden. Chad, I told you guys, Japan's gonna kick the
What was it one to five against who?
Germany, Germany's good, but no wait, was it Germany, no it was Netherlands, it was Netherlands.
But Netherlands is really good, but yeah, Sweden is ass, yeah, and Japan's really good.
Japan's like a really good team.
Sweden is dog shit.
Oh, they got a 25 gifted hobos, much appreciated with a PW because I'm special and I love
life.
I'm gonna call them for like 10 seconds just call them and show me your butt. I'm not against your straight asshole
You've done that to me
What did I say, bro, what did I say, bro?
Japan logs the fuck out of Sweden, bro. They'll ever say some stupid shit like that again
Yeah, it's just a good one.
I made a good one.
Here, shall I show them my pahoa now?
Call Marlon and show him your ass.
Yeah.
Jinxie, you're on the item shop.
Oh, hilarious, bro.
The big fat guy is me.
Yo, Ron's cum sock.
Thank you for the fine gift.
How do you have the name Ron's cum sock?
Wait about hide screen.
How do you have the name Ron's cum sock?
Ron, hide screen until we land.
We haven't figured out now now we win every game now we win every fucking game
Let's go fucking here, though
Let's go here actually where they saw our skins
My house chop shop, they saw our skin. Oh, no
Well.
High screen until we get there.
Shark fishing?
Uh, I already cancelled shark fishing.
I was supposed to go tonight but I thought I'd get gold in four hours and I was sadly
mistaken.
It's all good though.
We're actually on the upswing now.
We have a delay, we're winning.
Ron, we're getting glided on because it matters to me.
Got some W's fuckers.
He got a gun, he got a gun, he got a gun.
got him. You're actually the fucking dog. Oh my god.
Oh, Ron's comes on another five gifted. Like how do you have that name on place? Like how is that allowed?
Just drink, just drink.
This is a big deal I know. I think it's my kid. We gotta, we gotta loop this like really quick
so that when they, so they, when they come here, like they don't have anything to lose.
Yep. True.
Did you hide scream when we landed?
landed yeah I've heard from him he's
I was a kid above me. I'm getting shot.
I got one, though. I'm your right in your left.
Yeah, I need help. I have no maps, nothing.
49 white, bro.
I got one.
You gotta kill them so quick, brother. Both 1 HP. I have nothing, bro.
You should just run. Oh, god.
Run where you I don't know just go run you have ten mats you're just gonna die
Well, what the fuck is POI so good in the back? I should have went
Well, I had I literally had the worst loop possible. I'm not getting
Or you know where you folk him
You mean I dream yeah, you should folk him just swim around the map and go door like
I'm not getting
Let's go
I'm gonna poke out on folk aiming. Let's go here. Okay, Nick. Yeah, go right there. You want me to just swim all right there?
Actually, if you want to get this gonna work well, here's what you could do you could buy a card
We just need a little bit of gold. He's looking for me. It's looking for me. What doesn't matter
I'm sorry. I'm not gonna jump. Oh my god. I'm getting like up skirt from this Jesus
Honestly keep moving around the map, bro. You want to win this game and be cringe literally go like
Well, let me go like here, bro. Am I kidding? Can I reboot you with gold now? You need to find gold, but don't go here
Barron you see where I literally can't die where I am
Well, that's what I'm trying to say. No one knows where you are on the map right now
Nobody get hardest part about this. You just have to check how much gold is it for a reason for it
It's like 500. You just got a loot chest or find safe
Super easy 500 gold okay
You could check this out, but you gotta be careful
Bottom nervous well, don't be nervous you're better right if you know in here
But just focus on like chess and regi cash registers
You gotta be quick though. You gotta be really good. Oh, there's someone on you. I heard my rocket boots
Just run
Like
Yep, you see this chest in front of you
Yep, all these chests just get them all and on the pink to your right. You see to the right, so
Don't worry about looking behind you, bro. He's on you. You're dead anyway
I'm so fucking nervous. We didn't score. Oh god. I
Got timing
You're one there
Bro, go to the church. He's not trolling. Just drop the fucking thing quickly
How much more gold do I need Ron?
Just need these chests and you'll be good.
Oh, Dizzy please, you actually have to throw this, you want to win or not?
Keep moving these chests.
Good, one more.
Just move it above you, above you, above you, oh, oh, yeah, nice, you have enough.
Okay listen you need to just go right here maybe? Yeah yeah let's go to it. Let's go to it.
You gotta go now. Go now. Impulse it. Impulse it. Impulse it. Impulse it.
Where's it? Right there? Well that one? Yep.
Can I show screen when I pick it up? You can show screen honestly now if you want.
Reboot first. Marlon what do you want? Bro, bro, bro, bro, re-sport.
if you die here I'm getting off I'm not getting quickly just reboot
so it's great all right I'm gonna wait till after I go no no no listen when I
get down to the ground drop me like many of the big shells I have something
yeah I got you nice to see I was gonna kill one team and we're back I drop
Full shield for you
I need like
My god
thank god no he's not
thank god wow bro now say the mickey check I'm gonna fuck I want a shit on
him regardless but thank you lock him we need to win we need to win we won
Let's take that we won
You do it with the SMG here take that. Yeah, I got purple purple. I purple
Baby so lock wait put that put that run creepy by nuts
I'm just gonna watch the edges.
What the fuck?
Are you good or not, blue?
Yeah, I'm with you. I'm healing.
Wait, wait, wait!
Quicker to kill.
That guy's white. I have no heals.
That level is just instant.
Oh no, I have no heals.
You're cracked though. Remember you're cracked.
There's more I think. I remember there being more.
Fucking go to the kid. No, come on Ron fucking true
And I knew it
Oh my god, that's just two kids. Oh my he's just dancing instantly
Bro that is actually insane. I'm not even kidding
Bro, so chat. Let's think about this. We got points, but it's like not we have to win
like
Like I just you just there's nothing
There's fucking out of one minute delay, and I went to go pee for like three minutes
And they still was like ten stream snipers in the lobby late game. That is insane
Like actually that's in here one minute delay. I waited for two minutes and
I'm going to go pee
I
Actually, no like I'm genuinely serious drinks. I don't know what to do
Like I'm really I'm trying my hardest for you. I'm not kidding. I'm really trying
I'm trying my hardest. I just suck fucking fat monster
I'm not even kidding. I just dropped my address so much that I want everyone to come to my house right now
I'm just like just like spanking bro
Like I want everyone to take like a paddle and just spank me over and over and over and over and over
I'm serious, bro. Maybe I don't deserve to have like a life right now. Maybe I'm just a sack of fucking meat
My good serious, bro
Stream snipers ruining this row OMG. Yeah, man. It's uh, they're not even ruining my life. They're ruining my life
They're ruining my fucking life. You can see like I'm gonna have no chance
Stream snipers are a problem in every game, but in fortnight. It's on steroids, bro. It's on steroids
bro as soon as we showed screen they just came they knew I was in the water
they were like looking for me here that's how weird that is wrong run my
screen was black with a one minute delay and they heard me in the water and
they would literally were just wading around on the rock as soon as you got
rebooted they fucking sprinted
Just hide your screen put it on our top faces, bro
Yeah, I'll all brothers put like some bullshit on my screen like Los Polos like fucking my ass or something bro
I'm changing my skin everything
I'm gonna change my skin and hide screen
This is actually insane bro, this is actually insane it can't be this hard to get old bro. Oh my god
I
Just want to get gold chats I can play the FNCS shit, bro. I just want to I'm tired of being it. I just want to be him
27 months valid
Well in the good news chat
After tonight, I'm probably not playing for it for three weeks because they don't have any tournaments know nothing
So this is probably my last four-night stream for a while also JC once you get to gold do not play arena again. You could derank
Okay
Got it
Shout out to the friendly stream snipers bro shout out to the friendly stream snipers man
guys it's so hard bro do you not feel drained a little like no troll chat for
you bro like you know just feel like a little bit of like energy just being
sucked out of your soul right now like I'm not me like bro just like dying
over and over to actual fucking morons like I feel like there's demons coming
Me bro, like I'm not going to drain bro. Wait, wait, I have to get a good after this is good. I've been hidden. Oh
I don't know drain bro. I just feel like
Four night is so hard to scream even with a delay. It's like just fucking hard bro. Oh
My god
Yeah, what's a delay where you literally just couldn't get sniped on like actually that's my dark ball somehow
Now that's not impossible
Emotions 7 almost
Bring up what yep, he's screwed up. I know I couldn't tell you bro. Alright, we're going somewhere with no luck same thing
Is it someone from our friends list hasn't been possible
social screen I
Want to swing from the chandelier from the chandelier
I want to swim under the sky.
I want to come back to your house, bro.
And I just want to grab you by your face and just tell you I love you, bro.
Because you're the only person that can get me on this game for fucking more than
five minutes.
I wanted to commit suicide.
Thank you, bro.
bro it's not a compliment bro I want to die
well for the first time I have a good loot
showing screen now let me know if you get a vault key by the way I have good
loot my brides need shields and that's it
Yeah, who's winning the game right now? Also, how much time is left?
Let's try. 1-1. Sweden, Japan, Sweden. How much time is left, you know?
No idea.
I feel like we need to get on the roof and start beating the guys that come in.
I'm not even kidding. I'm just trying to let them move.
Our low keychip a pistol is so good
Like kill yourself
I mean, it's just the same sniper. I don't know. I need to fall or something. I'm dead serious
We should just chase people like that
I have one for 33 white by a mad tree
This is so hard
In the sky gliding above us. Oh my god, I'm trying to hide
Nice.
Don't keep that dog.
Nice, watch out.
Nice.
That was actually good play by you.
Yep.
Thank you, bro.
I'm just trying to be on my way.
This is where the kid is.
This is where the kid is.
Let's see if I can run.
Getting beamed in the back.
Oh my God!
Somewhere.
Here.
Put steps here.
They're all here. They're all here. It's dark. Oh, I can't do this anymore. I can't do this
Like I'm trying to tell you bro, this is just miserable like I want to fucking die like I'm not kidding
I'm about to, I'm about to take my life.
I'm about to tell you, bro.
We can't even talk to our chat still.
That's the worst part.
What do you want to do?
Like I'm gonna-
How did they, how did they, how were they dancing on you?
I don't know!
I don't know!
I actually don't know.
You know what, bro?
You, I'm hiding my screen.
They don't know what skin I am.
Brother.
Wait, don't, don't.
Okay, now change your skin.
My screen's hidden, now we change our skin.
All right?
Bro, do you guys want me to like count down from 10
so you guys can jerk off to me and just like leave my stream?
Like I'm dead ass here, it's like,
like I'll do that if that's what y'all want.
Like I wanna go,
I wanna do something more productive in my life.
Bro, okay.
Chad, just to explain, we have a one minute delay.
We hid screen until we landed
and I died to a Darth Maul who slid in
within two minutes of landing.
They had to be, all right, so you had screened
before you changed to this right?
I'm just gonna go smoke a stick.
Let me know when we're in.
I'm queuing right now, I'm just ready, I'm just ready.
Yeah, bro.
Bro, I'm not even kidding.
Love, Fortnite, I don't even think
this game is tradable.
Like, I'm not even trolling.
One minute delayed, so you can't even read your chat.
Black screen, which is just boring.
One minute delay, black screen still getting jumped
by literally 12 people.
How?
Rob said someone was doing six, seven dance in front of him.
Chat, I really don't know.
I don't know, man.
Fortnite is probably the most unstreamable game ever.
It's not even like funny.
It's like, just, oh yeah, Darth Maul shoots you in the,
like, you get third party, then fourth party,
then fifth party, then sixth party,
then seventh party, and then you die.
So I'm hiding everything.
I don't know what else you want me to do.
I'm hiding everything.
It's literally unstreamable.
Bro, chat, if I played this game off stream,
I might have been getting it probably to show off more fun.
You get third party, then fourth party, then fifth party,
then sixth party, then seventh party, then eighth party,
and then you die.
And then it's Darth Maul, and he's emoting.
It's like, bro, it doesn't end.
I muted the game audio.
Yeah, I muted everything, guys.
Everything's muted.
Everything's hidden, bro.
Yo, James, I got bad news.
What, bro?
I popped a blood vessel.
Wait, Ron, oh my god, oh my god, I know why.
Ron, you need to take out that SpongeBob.
That's why.
No, why would you want to?
Oh, please, I'll just take it off, bro.
Don't ever do that.
I can't sit here this long.
I'm going to fucking off.
I'm going to die in this seat.
I'm dead, I serious.
That's why he found you.
That makes sense.
Wait, so I'm silver, too?
I love that.
Guys, how hard is it to get gold, man?
We just need to win like two games, three games maybe.
Chad, I love you guys, man.
That's why she didn't know, man,
it's the people who just don't stream Snipers
and actually provide value to the world.
Thank you.
Yeah, bro.
If you're not stream sniping, that ass love you.
Yo, run.
I have a potential problem.
What?
If I'm ranking up, that means you're ranking up.
And if you get to a higher rank,
it's literally gonna be impossible to win.
Cause right now it's flat.
What's the rank after flat?
Like diamonds?
Well, I'm not like flat one.
Okay we should be fine. Yeah I'll hit gold before you hit diamond.
Thank God.
I just want coconut water all in my throat now. I like this shit.
You know what man?
Literally all you have to do is hide screen. Yo guys it doesn't matter like
there are such a certain amount of players playing
wait change the region what are we doing can you change the reason while in queue
bro get asked wrong change the region every game
yes i don't care change the reason right now go east now give me a
we'll get a game quick
give me a go east now now now
is it east is it east is it east on west now it was on fucking central
Okay, they're literally, they're never getting in.
The chat will never know.
Ron, what I want you to do,
every game change the region between one of the three
NA regions and every game changes again.
Can you just play another game?
Nope, I said I'm not getting off, so I'm getting gold.
I'm getting gold.
Well, I have a finger in my ear,
and it actually tastes, I mean, it tastes,
it smells so stinky and guck, like,
but it smells like good.
I
Right could you text you a server on I just you'll see me in here
Maybe you weren't drunk always you'd be good. I haven't been drunk in like six days. Can we get a L drunk in the chat?
They're probably just using cheats to follow you in the game. There's no way that's a thing right there's no way that's a thing
I
Feel bad for the child like this is like this is miserable
Yeah, one minute delayed black screen. Yo dead ass yet never again
Yeah, I'm dead. I need to be streamed in like hyper specific conditions like it has to be like oh gee with like a god team
Are you watching fucking tiktok bro, yeah, I am watching tiktok so much in ash
I'm at a fucking, oh, it's me, screaming at Fortnite.
Yeah, I was going to my Instagram reels.
Are you listening to Instagram reels?
Yeah, I'm listening to Instagram reels.
I'm listening to Instagram reels.
I'm listening to Instagram reels.
I'm listening to Instagram reels.
Oh my god, why is it again taking so long to fuck it back?
I want to get cold, please.
I
Do not play fucking shit in the mic
Come on round, please
Run come on dude
Why are we in a three minute queue in platinum?
Where are all the brands at?
Alright, thank God.
Alright, we got a game. Don't show screen until we land.
Run, can you get those fucking tiktoks out of the mic, man?
It's not a tiktok, it's an Instagram wheel.
Just the way you like, baby,
don't you take my words for me.
Alright, man, let's see if anybody like walks up to us, or anything.
I mean, nobody knows my skin, it's impossible.
I have a shirt on.
Yep, nobody knows my skin, it's impossible.
We can literally go no troll, bro.
Quite safe.
Let's just...
Go somewhere smart.
Like, I don't wanna fight for ten minutes.
But that's our area, that's our area, that's our area, but no one's gonna go here, look at where it is, it's on the edge.
And then we can go into here after.
I'm showing my screen, bro. They don't know what server we're on, they don't know our skins.
The time we land-
Yo, you gotta change server every game. I'm not even kidding. This shit's bad.
This shit is bad.
Yeah, three minute queue in platinum. Yo, bro, I get a faster, uh, I don't even know everything.
Get behind you, get behind you.
It's a solo Q and a duo stream, did he actually just snipe me somehow?
Yeah, I mean now we're on my server, we're on the last cell.
It's gonna be fun.
I'm gonna get to take a day off and try everything.
Bro, I can't, I can't go into my OBS.
It's happening!
Alright, we need to win.
We need to win!
We need to win!
We need to win!
We need to fucking win, Ron!
Yeah.
Let's get some double U's, bro.
Yo, let's leave this spot now.
Is this some type of sick joke, evil Fortnite?!
You can't get the big pot, bro!
Wait, I'm confused.
I think it's actually gonna be here before you know it.
Can we get out of here?
Yeah, let's move.
Like, just leave the P.O.I. out together and sleep.
Lock the fuck in chat, deadass, bro.
Lock in. We need to win this game,
I think I'll be sober one. I'm not even joking. We're several three several three. Yeah, we might be like a little two games
Two wins and we're there. We're home free. I
Don't be up for that all night, man. We're actually have no loot. This is like actually terrible
We're going to the right. There's gonna be another unnamed spot. We'll be looted there
Just get the fuck out of there
I
Your face
Here they are run just don't even find this other
They're just like
watch out on this one
wait you're actually fucking goaded
stay alive
bring it on me
I'm gonna be 1v1
1v1
how are they so efficient
I don't understand
Wow, you're the fucking best. Oh my god, I should have lost that man. I'm kidding. I did I should have lost that I
Get on that yet you're actually go to Jinx. I'm not even kidding that might actually no troll been your best work
I swear to God that might have been your best work
We got so how did we how did we how do you have two kills me get res? No, I have another kid. Oh
Oh
That was genuinely serious that was your best work I needed I actually needed you to do that
I swear to God if you didn't kill him. I would have died like that was your best work
Yeah, I'm dropping a minute there
Like maybe four players on the other side of the map is hearing up
It's gotta be at least a couple of the game the time will be as much as a couple
It's so efficient like they're so good. It's no one playing the game
Like that is anyone in our chat play this game on the daily basis like genuinely curious
You know what though? This is a game. This is a game you watch bro
Like you know how like me you watch FMCS like bro like we watch this game
Nobody like actually tries to play the game unless you already like our creator
I'm gonna be honest with you unless it's like little little little little kids
What I think is
Literally any game any mode where you have a four minute queue time if you're just getting snipe
I mean, it's not yeah, it's so easy to slide also anyone who has a four minute queue time
Imagine what they have to do too without slivers like oh this game is like hard to fucking get a game
But imagine you just want to play casually well and get better you can't because the game takes forever to queue
I'm not gonna like oh jeez. You're right
I'm gonna throw a bit of it's going
Okay, oh nice kids are on the edge like are you
Oh
There's two kids here
Here they storm how like how is possible?
I didn't really I'm walking like there's three kids about this. There's three. I have one brick. Are you good?
We switch servers and like this is insane
They're just gonna sit down now. They're just gonna say this is actually not
What are we going to do?
There's more kids there too!
I have no impulse. How do you want me to get up to pack it up and build up?
I need some fucking mediators on a patrol right now.
I mean I just tried killing them because I was just camping last time.
just throwing these I'm trying to kill me so fucking cringe he's literally just
taking he's just trolling about is he not killing you know he's not killing me
he's just he's dead if I try to kill I'm getting someone's flighting in you
see this
are they down the road he's just dancing around
I'm sorry, but you're not getting the gold and I'm not playing this game much longer. I'm not gonna lie like go fishing
Don't go fishing. I'm dead serious. I don't think it's worth it. Yeah, I like it. I'm dead. I'm dead
They there's a stream say we're in the lobby who knows exactly where you are
Don't worry, I got you
It's easier to hide in the storm
I'll be fine. All right. I'm gonna get gold and redo you fucking focus
I'm gonna go the longest way as he knows where you are
I have one minute to land one minute to land
Wait, I gotta stop bullshit. Yeah, I know it's fine. It's just dead people bro. Are they calling it?
Maybe unless they're all in the game, but what if they're like in a discord server?
They might be
I'm literally okay, should I read you here is that too obvious obvious right using to get golden's reviews
Oh my god.
Oh no.
Oh god.
Try this one, try this one.
Yeah.
These three minutes.
Fine, you do your thing.
I'll do my thing.
I'm gonna like launch pad, do a reboot.
Oh you gotta just go.
Where's the closest man?
You need to get like one more chest.
Go to zone, start going towards zone.
Okay.
I got the button next to me. Not yet though. Oh, another constrictor didn't.
I mean, they know I'm over here. It's fun, bro. I mean, I just hope this kid who's
crazy like this isn't like such a... I don't know, I'm not kidding.
By the way, he just full on just danced on me.
Like, I can't believe they found our server, our spot, our skins.
You got to go, but you can't even loot. If you die, you die.
You just got to... There's a slurp truck there. You're going to destroy that slurp truck?
You're going to destroy that slurp truck?
Yes.
Loot that chest? Once you loot... Okay, listen, what you're going to do...
you gotta do quick you're gonna get the slurp chest get are you gonna get the
slurp you're gonna get that chest and like one more chest and then you're gonna
go in zone of revival you gotta go quick you have to go quick you can't
like to stall
you actually know maybe the AI maybe AI maybe AI I hope don't fuck the slurp
Well, you popped them, they're getting no home.
It's not bad that I need that.
Sorry, bro.
It's fine.
Just get this, get this guy.
Nice, now run, now run, now run, now run.
You're gonna go-
There's so much-
You're gonna go there, you're gonna go there.
Just go and go, trust me.
I have no med bell.
Are you trying?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Try to move these chests.
I think it's gonna be a one-sick.
I think it'll be a one-sick.
All right, I got you.
Try to move that chest or just leave it.
Go go go go slide and jump cat keep coming. Yeah, you gotta like it's a guy
If it's not a what I mean, there's only ten people left like but there's like five stream cybers up the fucking asshole right now
Where you're gonna get stoned we have to take the weird
Literally just stick it to stick it just don't even know if you die you die, bro. Let's just fight
Listen after go to go to there after this go to battle with
It's a one-tick, you're fine.
Bro, I have shields for you.
No, no, no, no.
I'm just gonna go and tell him.
I'm gonna tell him. These kids are gonna know exactly where we are.
And we have to get from the left?
Bro, we still have to go.
Don't go battle with them!
She said that.
No, we need to. We need to.
Bro, we need loot.
Why not?
We need something, bro.
I have nothing.
I got a pistol.
There's a kid over there.
I'm like shield I have a shock on it. I'm I'm actually I'm actually good. I see a map
He regretted in front of us
No, we're gonna I'm gonna kill him tell
Thank I have a big pop for you want the big pop first before you play kid hiding in that bush
What am I here not even getting everyone I see I think it's not cool. I'm saying right on you
I don't know what these shards do bro More minis, bro anyone want to hold minis?
Bro, I got a streamer loot That ass bro?
Yes Purple has some G in here, try it
I did I got through my room
Herb lots of you are her
Imagine me not putting this right I'm ready promise. I don't have any extra shield
I
Know where they can't
They're built by the guy actually dead.
They're coming from the way.
24 white! 24 white!
Where is he?
I don't know.
I'm above you, what's above you?
I'm running in a mess.
I
Always one shot white white 29 white 29 white
Hey, I'm not gonna know how much I'm watch out your clutch. I have three shields. Can you get to me?
Why why why why?
Oh
You gotta just fuck or fight him. Just you gotta just unless you want to run
No, let him come to you. I have no S. I'm listening. Listen. Just you just
I
I'm sorry it's like that point that the whole I sold I had no mats, bro. Like I'm getting carried by fucking
jinksie man
How much rank are you I?
Got
Bro, I got like 40% all my yeah, I'm from that
Yeah, I went through I'm 57%
Yo, I scream I scream I scream two wins I scream
Bro guys just call me a burger put the burger emoji. I don't give a fuck. I'm hiding everything bro
I can't read these kids keep finding us though. I don't get it like I genuinely don't fucking get it
I'm gonna fucking say a stupid bad word. Yo, yo, yo run. Um, give me house. Give me house. No, I'm changing the server
So
Bro
Or guys I know I could have got sure from Jinx. I was trying to get his fucking finished dumbasses so the kid didn't res
Wait wait run two wins and we're gold red two wins. I need two jigs in my blood. I don't know bro
I didn't have ammo on my SMG. What do you mean reload? You guys can't see I have no ammo
The most beautiful curve on a woman's body, it's her smile says the Rizzler in the comments
section.
I'm looking at on Instagram.
Nice, bro.
Like, what is this, bro?
Like, what is on my screen, bro?
Like, Chad, what is this mean, bro?
Like, this is just bad.
This is so hard, bro.
This is so hard.
This is so hard.
Nice one again.
We can do it, bro.
I tried so hard that game, bro
We got an instinct you bro, and we're on a different server. They have no clue what skin we are different server
Bro, this actually is the fun
Pick a spot bro on God your second spot. Oh, it would be great. All right
You're not showing screen right you're not nobody even knows what skin I am nothing
Bro that ass if we just go like
If we just go like here we're literally never dying ever
Where like ever we're never dying sure never dying
USA plays an hour chat I don't think USA is starting people like I don't think they're gonna start their starters
Is he playing CP
I think he's back, but I think they're gonna start him because USA already like qualified for knockout
So they're gonna like save their healthy players. I think I think it depends on is a sweet
I don't know. I saw triple C in our game by the way three of them
I'm gonna be late to this fun because I was a lot
I
Just love you guys men. I can't believe there's people out here that are literally just watching us go full cam with a one-minute delay just like
Doing the same thing over and over man. Like I'm genuinely like you're gonna I you can say it now
But did you change region? I hope you did run central
Thank God keep changing is there still Easter?
No they got one of these.
No there is these, but if we go eat someone like a hundred ten
thing.
Should we just keep bouncing central west?
I'll just start check here.
Nobody's here.
All right, I'm going to show you.
Go.
We're going to get that sword truck together real quick.
Alright, wait, wait.
Coming.
Brutal boost.
Brutal boost.
We got this, bruh.
Don't you give up?
Nah, nah, nah.
This is like an evil threat.
We're going up points every game.
why is it just a wall everywhere like why can't you want to leave you want to
immediately leave yeah we have to have nothing bro I leave what's like the
nearest like place with me
oh it's definitely there just keep moving bro but those little limp decks
fight each other for already top 36 this is good this game is dead really good
this is fucking good
yeah you asked this automatically first so I don't think guys I don't even know
if I'm gonna watch it like they're just not gonna start anyone they already
won the group and turkey's out it's like the most meaningless game ever
it's funny you guys are the game I was most excited for like going into the
World Cup that was the game I was most comfortable I have to make fun of it
let's walk in baby let's leave let's leave yeah let's uh head in right
I wish you could drive folks I remember when I was in update
brother's game has had so many updates I'm not even kidding run what was your
favorite season of Fork Knight ever. Probably when there's a black hole that
why I didn't have a choice to play anymore because I got outside of the
house and I wasn't depressed anymore but instead they brought back the game and
made the game even worse every single season progressively after the black
hole event. Wait what was the black hole event? That's when the game went off for
like two weeks. Everyone's panicking. You know where you were when the black
event happened. Everyone knows those three two things. The little Uzi dropped the day COVID happened
and then also the black hole event for Fortnite where everything went down. Oh my god.
Remember when Uzi dropped um what was it called? What was it called? Eternal Itates? Eternal Itates.
Dude I was in um my senior year economics class. It was like like literally a couple weeks
before we were on quarantine. Bro you're younger than me right? Yeah I'm 23.
When I was a senior were you a junior I think
Ron did you like school when you're in it or no?
Yes, the bully kids bro. I'll shove them in lockers and shit
My kids would come up. I highly doubt that
With your build
No, what are you back like my deal bro? You're the same shit of me just like two inches taller like you're just a fat
Yeah, bingo
Bingo two inches man. That's a lot. Oh, that's a fuck time. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey, watch that two inches. That's a sensitive subject
Watch that shit. There's more than enough
My penis no, but that has to do like my thumb you like school or no
Yeah, I like school bro. I was like a problem. I was a senior
I um no one liked me but like everyone knew who I was is I was such a fucking dumb ass just running around the halls
Bro when I was a
When I was a senior I was like fucking done with school, bro. I barely even showed up. I skipped like
Like I don't yeah, I just played I would go home and play video games. I wasn't like streaming honestly
I would just like I was fucking idiot. I was too busy just fucking and just like making money. I don't know
I'm gonna fucking kill myself
I hit him 100, he's gonna fuck off, but wow, that's another spot I can't build.
This kid's not bad.
I'm pressuring him.
This kid is not bad.
100, there you go.
Nice.
Not a dumbass kid.
Nice!
Nice!
You're locked right now but you're dialed.
Hold on, I have a strap.
You build and distract them and then I just beam them in the ass.
Nice.
I don't know if that's so hard.
Were you popular in high school?
I just want a few strings out of planters two strings out of planters
Lit one fucking lit one
On the left the guy on the left it's lit not the guy on the right
I want it what do you see on the right? What do you see on the right?
What do you see?
Dammit dammit dammit
I'm telling you the momentum is shifting bro, the momentum is shifting, mini's here if you want to make it bigger, you can make it bigger, you can make it bigger, you can make it bigger.
grab them. Who's your best friend, Junko?
Probably like one of my high-level friends. Who's your best friend, Junko?
Probably one of my high-level friends. Who's your best friend, Junko? Okay, my
high-level friend. Who's your best friend, Brogledon?
Do you want me to say you, bro? Appreciate you, man.
Yeah, probably my IRL, I might have been like 4th grade, I've been friends with him ever since.
We're looking good Ron, we're fucking good.
Whoa, on the right, streams on the right!
I'm on height.
The impulse to lie.
Which way?
Wait, nice man.
We're back there.
Where are we?
Oh my god, they're all, they're still here.
There's a lobby there.
Yo, can we run? What do you need to get out of here now?
Knocked that. You're so locked up.
You're actually locked, I'm not kidding.
Thank you, bro. I'm trying so hard to run here.
This is what a real teammate does, chat.
There's another kid to my left. Listen, you go in, I'm going to come.
There's two kids fuck this is
By the tree
I got beamed leave me or one shot was it one shot or is it being yeah, it is being
Are you running to them the stuff that's on me put that something
get moving get moving get moving get moving get moving run run low to the right low right
low right low right
Oh look what we find in the Info instance.
They're behind this tree.
Oh there's more kids above us.
I'm standing low right bro.
Oh they're like running on me.
No shield?
32 light?
32 light?
32 light?
He's right there.
Okay.
He's right there!
Good.
Stay alive.
On me, on me!
It's the dead body.
Come here, come here, come here, come here.
I have a chun jug for you, come here.
Where?
Come here, right here.
I'm dropping on the ground floor.
Thank you, bro. Thank you. All right, wait wait wait low right. I think we get
No, the shotgun in this game is so broken you don't even need a gold one chat all you need is a striker and you're like actually good
You guys are sliding with that like when you run us straight to slide
It's gonna be kids everywhere bro, it's gonna be kids of height
Okay, we're gonna work it baby we're gonna
The big problem is like
like I'm playing 11 enemies. This is the most I've played for names so long in my
life. Like 9 enemies. We're on a path. This is such good positioning. Holy shit. We
can get one ever. I don't know if we can hit it though. Maybe I'll answer you. No,
not yet. We wait. We wait. We wait as long as possible. Is this the spot behind us?
Yeah, we're gonna be able to camp these kids.
It's gonna be like a two-tick, I'm pretty sure.
Yeah, they're running in, I assume.
It's gonna be a two-tick for sure, I assume.
Yep.
Literally just annoyed the fuck out of them.
Hope we're never letting them in.
I'm gonna go down a little, just like you can.
I'm staying up on the path.
There's a fight in the storm to our right run get up here get up here. There's a fight over here. I can't paint
You see this gigantic tree. They're here. They're right here. They're fighting there
Let's go towards it
He was so low how much points did we get
Bro, how is this platinum?
How is this platinum?
Bro, Jinxy, I just start taking this wall five times and then as soon as I don't get it, I have no ammo in my gun.
Bro, is it just me? Why are we getting no points? We got no points.
Yeah, bro, because we just didn't win, bro. Like, I'm gonna finger my fucking butt, man.
We got no points?
Bro, this is never gonna end. Oh my god. Oh my god.
So did you finish my body?
No, bro, I knocked one because I knocked one
No, I literally got a knock and then lit that guy
Ending I'm just letting you know right now so to anyone who's in the chat who wants to see us keep playing
Yes, yeah, give me house. Give me house. Give me house. Can you see do you want you want me that like like I could change it to
East bro
Or don't say the server just hide screen. Give me house
Don't worry, I can switch serve high-screen just high-screen giving us police business
Yeah, I
I promise you will win the first game
WHAT IS THE DIFFERENT?!
YOU WANTED TO GO TO PIZZEL?!
LIKE GOD DAMN
No, we're gonna be an NA, it doesn't, we're gonna be an NA
Relax
Yep, everyone keeps spamming that I sold like I haven't done like anything bro, look at that
Like yeah guys, I'm not Jesus Christ
Like I'm not just gonna, like I'm not fucking like just gonna never die in this game ever bro
I'm not like a mortal like I'm not like a god or something that like I'm not I'm not fucking like Peter pot
Bro, like I don't know what you guys expect you guys expect me just to pick people up by their throats in the game
And just fucking slam them every time
And just again
And just can they saw that they saw that skin. Thank you
I will so scary so scary. Oh my god
I promise you will win no actually I'm starting to think that you're like an agent of this game or something like that
Like are you getting paid like secretly without letting me know like that we're playing this game?
Like I'm actually starting to think about it. Are you getting paid secretly?
Like I've never played this game this long bro like are you getting paid?
No, bro. I'm not getting your line. That's a line. You're getting paid, bro. You're getting paid
It's like you're getting paid. You're getting paid. I knew this shit.
You're paid by fucking Epic to play this shit. There's no way you're not. There's no way you're not.
There's generally serious no way you're not.
What do you mean, bro?
We heard you click. Yeah, I don't care, bro.
Bro, if you put us on Oceana by the way, I'm telling you now we're gonna sit in this
queue for 45 minutes and then we're gonna verse fucking like Jason the Wean just like
like shitting on us. I hope you know that. So.
Oh, thank you for 14 months. Fuck you. Thanks, man.
What a fucking positive message, right?
Like, I'm playing the worst game ever and I wish I could have a little bit of
positivity, but I just have people spamming pig emotes and just saying,
fuck you.
Mr. Rice, thank you for the time.
Oh, shit.
Sam for the other part.
Much. I thank you for the fucking sitting here typing piggy motes all day.
Listen, Rob, I know it's easy to be defeated, but hey, we're getting points basically every
game.
Are we though?
Like, are we?
Well, that game we got no points, but I'm silver two, which I haven't been yet.
We're two wins away from gold.
Two wins.
Two wins.
We don't even get kills.
We just need to win.
I swear to God, you're keying too much.
I'm not even kidding.
I don't care.
You're ADHD as fuck.
We should have sat on the mountain and pat it.
I'm trying to get one of the lobby for you.
You would have seen on the map and pad,
you would have died out of the sky.
Those kids were asked.
I just can't take their wall, bro.
I go watch my clip.
I literally just fucking tried taking the wall seven times
and I couldn't get it.
And then he opens the wall and just boxes me
because I can't get up.
I have no fucking pain.
I want to run away.
Anywhere out this place!
How long does it take to get a game?
Um, how many matter-duddies can you fill in an eye-couple spelling wrong?
Oh, did you just cancel our queue?
After we just sat for five minutes, you fucking donkey!
You fucking donkey!
Jinxie, how are you, man? I'm doing good, bro.
I'm about to get golden. Four and a half, feeling good.
The scuba emote is in form a
You got this beat
Please I can't hear that anymore I
Need like I need like hand right now, bro. That's the only way my vibes are gonna get up
Can you just like fucking just can you literally just fly here?
How often do you get hand run?
Never.
Chat.
Yo, we're not.
I'm not going to mute audio.
Yo, high screen mute audio.
Take off your pants.
Bend over.
Like what else, bro?
Bro, honestly.
How much do you guys own me, dude?
Honestly.
Bro, Jeezy, I hope that you better pray to God
never see me in person I'm taking your ass bro like for keeping me on this game
no can we bad people coming to my chat so please dude I'm gonna see you in
person at the fortnight program and you know it's funny yeah you know it's funny
bro the more I play for night the less I want to go to the fortnight program
what I'm just gonna be getting passed around by Peter bot I mean either
but it's not even gonna pass you around he's gonna take advantage of you
Bro, he's gonna take advantage of your fucking
Goyslop ass body, bro. He's gonna throw you around and play with you. He's not gonna just take advantage
Well, he's coming for a spot. This is he's gonna disarrange your guts. They're gonna take it
We went from bronze three to silver two in six hours. That's actually just pickle
Gold isn't good
Yo Yeti Snatchers, you realize like these platinum lobbies are more hard to win than like any diamond or even champ lobby, bro
We're literally getting like quintuple fucking third party every ten minutes. I literally feel like a porn star
I'm not even kidding like I literally just feel like I'm just getting like they're literally just like playing with my body
So they're playing with my fucking tiny petite body like I'm dead ass serious, bro
These cars
I don't know we always do these challenges and then it always looks like it's bleak
But then we just kind of person of your boss keep your head up kid
No, don't don't even say that bro at least in for now we can see the progression
I
Ready when I go bro, they don't know our steam breath three go is in the shop. I know I know oh
By the way bro. Can't I just let the sideman? I'm getting updates from my chat right now with a fucking
An alert remote bro like what is that run here? We win the game here? We win the game here's mark the fucking ocean
Bro, you're telling me not to WP by the way, that's how we get the games done quicker.
Because then we don't get any points, we need kills, we also need kills.
Bro, but don't we get points for survival though?
Barely bro, you need kill, it's like 10 or 20 kills, no I think 10 kills is like the
most kills you can get that gives you points.
Actually I don't know, because when I got Streamside before and they gave me kills,
they gave me like 50 kills and I ranked up to like a diamond.
Bro the thing is, this game is fun when you're not getting Streamside.
Did I just hear whoops say you got this speed in my ear?
How is that even possible?
Yo, what are my mods doing?
Like, what are you guys dead ass doing?
How are you playing audio through my fucking headset?
Fortnite ranked eight shit.
Play Apex ranked like a real man.
Yeah, we played Apex ranked.
We played three games at Apex ranked.
That game is so dead that fucking we got lobbies
with only bots after trying for four hours.
That's a real dead game.
To be fair, we were in on-rank.
You are sponsored!
You are a fucking agent to all these video games!
You revive these games because you get paid millions of dollars!
There's no way!
I don't believe it anymore!
You're a fucking agent!
You're sucks, bro!
I'm not, I don't trust you no more!
I didn't have to trust you no more.
You're a fucking agent, bro.
You need to be fucking tested.
Something's wrong with you, bro.
You have a mic on you or something?
Like, are you a fucking spy?
We were fewing unranked bro, I'm not making this up.
That's what it was about.
Yeah!
Cause we couldn't get in the rain!
I guess we weren't high enough level.
Yeah, this guy's actually a spy.
Oh my god, he's a spy bro.
I'm dead serious.
Y'all gotta keep an eye on this guy.
He's a freak bro.
This guy's a fucking freak.
I'm out of here.
We gotta leave, we gotta leave.
We gotta leave like now, no no no.
Leave now, leave now, leave now.
get out of here. Now.
I dead-ass chat, you know what this makes me realize?
I love League of Legends. I'm not even kidding. In League of Legends, it's like,
yeah, I want to like hang myself from a ceiling fan in-game,
but at least I don't get followed around the map by literal pedophiles, like this thing.
So you're literally, like, one being followed by me, so what does that have to say about me?
I'm not even getting like no amount of pain
I'd rather have like a oh and 15 top laner and League of Legends and be scaling with Eve and playing this
I can't tell you bro. It's the worst game ever
It is so unfun to be a creator
That's why I like you know that was like one of the big reasons why I actually quit this game is because I couldn't wait
I couldn't stream it anymore. I
I did there's it was impossible to stream but I thought you were like a pro you barely streamed anyways. No, I streamed all the time
We're on why did you quit for night like I miss
One of the main reasons that I quit even though I knew I was gonna fucking lose all my viewers was
because I
Actually had to like everyone knows this and you know, you know the check and conclude to the show
Right there's a thing called fortnight chat. It is the most age shit ever. It's just like it's like actual just like
droolers just burgers just running around chat and I was just like actually
sick of it I was at the age around like right I need I need to be able to read
something that's like not just like so terrible and then also the fact every
time I got on the game I would get stream sniped and literally the
developers wouldn't do anything similar to right now and yeah imagine
doing this you see about 10 hours a day for like 150 days straight that is
This is what my life was in one month.
With no delay, by the way.
So, it's my exact point.
So you quit basically just because of the stream time thing?
Yeah, impossible. I couldn't shoot in the game unless there was tournaments.
But even with tournaments, I'll get stream time.
Yeah, I'm trying to think, if you're like a dude, if you're a Fortnite creator,
it must be much better to just be a YouTuber, dude.
Yeah, it is.
You can just like play a solo and just play normal.
Well we're two wins away so let's tee out bro, let's tee out.
We're two fucking wins away. Are you looted? Are you looted?
Yep.
Nice. Good shit, kid.
Wait, I'm getting beams, I'm getting flanks and beams.
They 3-2-1 to me, bro.
Oh my god.
Wait, he's behind the rock, he's a noob, he's a noob.
He's behind the rock, he's literally a noob, literally a noob.
by the rock the big rock the big rock so many rocks in front of you
this one bro i can't i don't have a page right there yes yes yes
the back
I'm getting off. I'm sorry. I'm not playing this again. I'm sorry. This is a solo playing
duos room. Sorry, bro. I can't. It's literally a solo playing duos. Sorry, bro. I can't.
You're on your own. I'm not keeping it a buck.
Ron, how did he kill you?
He just 360 won probably. That's what he did. This is exactly what I mean when
I say this isn't fun because we just spent 15 minutes looting up just to die to one kid solo, dude
He might be cheating for all we know. I don't even fucking know. He just did a 361 pump like like
I'm not even kidding. You see you you're at the point now. We're just blaming me like I'm off, bro
Like I'm actually off like I'm dead serious. I don't think I could do this anymore, bro
I want to kill myself like I'm not kidding. I don't care if I get banned on Twitch
I want to kill myself kill myself not in game, bro
I don't want to play this no more this brings out the worst human in me bro
Like I actually feel like a terrible human.
I got someone telling me that like like
What do you want to do bro
I
Yo, Clicks, what's up? Wait your group call group call check. Let's join the group call
Wait Peterbots did a winking emoji in our chat. You see that? What's up guys, bro? Clicks wants to join, bro
So we're taking a fucking delay off now. I can finally read my chat
imagine we do swabs with Peter bottom clicks we need to get it yo bro please
please bro for the love of God bro get us out what's your right what's your
right it doesn't matter go get us out of this rough he's good bro please please
bro just get us out of this where I I look you just heard you say you want to
carry yourself in that that should make me sad I'm gonna I don't give a
fuck I want to go there you guys on we're not on a delay anymore bro just
carry us. Holy shit. There's no
vibe.
We're on one second delay. One
second delay. Why do you say one
second late? That's not a real
thing, Jixi. Damn. Run.
Slicks run. 0 second delay. That
would be no delay. You fucking
burger.
Repeater typed in chat. Maybe
we could do squads with Pete.
That'll be fun.
I see good luck, and it's just omae 5 and a pig emo running across the fucking from becoming lifeless dead
I think the emo like how we did for or my crap. I'm with the clicks is elite right?
Why are you grinding?
Compete nef and sis
We J. Jayce. I'm done this day, bro
I would carry around with the last 45 minutes. Oh my god. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not kidding. No troll Jayce
Yeah, you make make up your mind you want you want to hate for it or no
I'll end my stream right now and just let him all come to you. I don't give a fuck, bro
I literally have been sitting here since for seven hours playing this game with you, bro
I can't do this rage bait. I'm literally trying my fucking best. You want to fucking do this shit?
Let's do this shit, bro. I don't give a fuck. I have your dad's fucking number, bro
I'm gonna take my life in game and put you on the fucking card that told me to fucking do it
Have you first password?
Don't fuck yourself.
Oh damn, like that here. This will help you.
Any bell go you guys loose now we got third so you lost no, no, it's we call for finals finals are in 30 minutes
Clicks
Second place is the first
your last. This is a minus. Oh no. This is my take you need. If you ain't first your last son,
watch Taladega night. Please God. What did you just say? I don't even know what the fuck you just
said after I said the law shit. Yeah, what did you watch Taladega night? What? What? What?
What? Taladega night. I'm not going to do nothing, bro. I don't know what you're saying.
Why does why does a lead for night take five minutes to queue I'm so lost
You're on second tax
This might be my last thing to get me to take my life or if you send me some bullshit
I'm not even kidding
Like if you send me your burger if you don't fucking get out of my frame while I'm working right now
I'm gonna turn you to a campfire story
bro you're not working this is the most child job ever bro just get the kills
and let's win bro do you think steaming's work around we're playing
fucking fortnight bro yeah turn your front and out yeah you're actually an
agent from fortnight I'm not even kidding you get paid there you have to be
secretly getting paid like millions of dollars I'm on to you bro you could say
lies you could say cap whatever you want I'm fucking on to you I'm fucking
on to you you're a spy bro you're a spy sent in from the fucking government
I don't believe this shit
Jeff why are we putting this sassy mo?
I'm starting to think that you're an agent and high-fives is your like commander now that wait a minute now
Thinking about it wait a minute wait a fucking minute. You're a fucking industry plant. No
Something yo, yo, something's off right now
Let's fucking get this win get our buys up get our energy up even though we breath in core and exit
Yes, sir. Let's go
Did he just like
like
Yo, what's up?
Bro, what is that? What is that bro?
It's uh, it's my team
It's your org so you have ownership in it. You founded it. No, I didn't fight. I know I found it
But I majority equity
What is equity like 70% equity of X that I can't I can't say but like yes, it's it's our team
So sign wrong
I want to have you have to have like 50% or more
Yeah, I know
Well, they've you 50% 50% or more than that would mean you have more than the other fucking guy who put in millions of dollars
Yeah, doesn't make any sense business wise listen, bro
It was a number one team. I'm at what a number one organ like for that all that
But it doesn't make sense why would someone invest millions of dollars to give you the higher percent to own it when that
Like if anything they would give you forty-nine. I want to ask you a question. I want to ask you a question
What was what was the accent before?
Before like me faxed me mr. Savage all joined like it wasn't really like no, you know
So you basically elevated it we elevated it so that I agree with that what I'm saying
I'm just trying to understand.
I'm not denying you.
I'm just trying to understand.
Yeah.
No, the business model doesn't make any sense.
It doesn't make any sense.
Because, okay, look at it like this.
This is how every org starts, chat, in every gaming work.
There's one or two guys that has too much money to know what to do with, and they're
poor.
They're just poor.
Curl money at an org.
Yep.
And most orgs lose money.
So how?
There's not a single org that does that.
There's not a single org that makes money.
How do you have majority equity and how much is invested in that second I would get I would get really deep if we were live like
We're doing good like we're we're saying a lot of we're doing great like
That is profitable and you're right majority is not profitable at all I think 99% of it
That is T1
But then but then but then that but that goes back to what you just said because if
If it is profitable even by a little bit that guy put in so much money
Why would you get the majority now on top of that make the majority of money?
But the reason I put so much money is and get it to here is eventually to sell it right if you sell it
Listen to this million dollars plus and you make all your money back
That's key one is a profitable organization following its relaunch as a standalone joint venture in 2019
The global eSports organization achieved its first ever full year profit reporting operating revenues of roughly
$60 million and a net profit of
555,000 yo to 1.6 million that is T1 the biggest or in the most known organ Korea
Japan and China and they're still only making one million a year on average holy fuck guess how much money
This is getting call of duty. I'm pretty sure it's like 50 million dollars
If I'm not mistaken to get entered into call of duty. I could be so wrong whatever some of Google it
There's like a stat like to put your team into like the Coddly. Oh, I'm on 170 ping. Did you cure?
Did you kill me in fucking China?
Jinxi, yo, what's up? I'm QDU for the snipers. Thank you later.
Wait, we actually probably won't get sniped. Yeah, not a bad chat, right?
No, but yeah, you guys are saying that's it, one million dollars. Guys, they invested 60 million dollars, made one million dollars,
and they're the most profitable orc in the world.
That would be 60 years without the goby at the top.
It doesn't make any of the problems.
Guys, think about how hard it is to be profitable.
If T1's the most profitable org in the world, and they're making on the high end one million
year, think about how much money is just sinking another org.
Think about that.
No, that's what I'm saying.
It was never profitable.
God forbid, I can't speak on too much right now, but there's a reason why.
Yeah.
Because I was like, what am I doing?
It's never going to be profitable.
Simple as that.
It's a truth.
Yeah, not a money that was just being dumped on like nonsense.
Bro, but were orcs ever profitable if you think about it?
No.
Oh, it's not a podcast bro to take away from the stream sniping.
They're not orcs ever profitable.
No, there's not a single one.
Dude, but Ron, not the like optic.
They can say like that. They're not though. They really don't make.
But that's not a orc. Simon's not an orc. Simon's a friend orc. That's not a orc.
Yeah, I don't know.
I'm talking about like FaZe, Optin, TSM, Hell no, Team Liquid.
No, they're not profitable.
Falcons, no way Falcons are profitable.
Falcons spends like a million dollars on players.
They have unlimited money.
$25 million, they win the whole league?
They would have to win the whole league after taxes and the players.
But they win the league every single year.
They're the best team.
Never game.
They just have unlimited money
Yeah, fucking only amount of money. Yep
Like I'm not even getting chef talk in my opinion
On the outside looking in it looks like the least profitable or they just overpaid for players and it's poach talent and then just win
They were like they're spending so much money
Bro, they have the best rockety players, the best Fortnite players, the best fucking CSGO players.
They spend so much money.
No, they don't have the best Fortnite players.
Exo does.
Bara.
Yo, hang it up, bro.
Ah, not that awesome.
Wait a minute, bro.
I'm going to beat him up so that the best Fortnite player is who the fuck is.
You're looking at him.
Jesus, please.
Bro, why are you looking at me?
Bro, I want you to win so bad that we're just hating on you, bro.
Hating oh
We were first for nine games, and then we just got fourth yeah, how
Clicks, how did you go from first for nine games to fourth man?
Well, unfortunately, you see one game could fucking turn on everything dude. You know, they're bending murder bending shit
bro we need to candy that back this guy's like yo pick up the fucking spirit
yes yo one of you know no no I miss about playing professionally you remember
this too well I don't know what it is like imagine being like okay I don't
want to say it's like weirdly but like I miss like being like 18 on an orb
because you could get like paid like 10 to like 40k a month and just sit on
your ass and play video games all day without streaming without anything like
are you guys allowed to say how much you got paid for like NRP I got paid
$9,000 with no sponsor money at all during the prime of my career
A month. Yep
Without a renegotiations clause
I don't care anymore bro come sue me. I'm bored alive. I'm gonna take my life anyway. Lucas Goldstein without a renegotiations clause
gold seams on my side bro I'm not losing any money he's saying he's saying that
he would have been able to get spotship revenue for like years look at a lot of
sponsors okay Steve inside no renegotiating clause everything I'm
saying is all hypothetical it's all a joke because I'm just a fat fuck energy
treated me absolutely amazing I love everyone that I just killed him and died
I got treated all type of perfect. They never did me wrong every word slash company that I've ever been on has done nothing
But respect me and given me every opportunity on beyond blessing grateful
Let's play for a night
Okay, but then how is it how would it work make money off of your honor if they didn't steal those they don't make money bro
I was young I have
I could say some shit that is the actual truth and certain shit would get changed right now
They would it would be such a bad look. They're lucky at the people are lucky. I keep my mouth shut, bro
Yeah, that's I'm a law. I'm a loose cannon, bro before I leave the internet
Everybody's getting exposed
Companies everything I'm a loose cannon, bro. Oh you guys are getting exposed you too, Jinzy you too clicks
I'm a loose fucking cat
I'm trying to carry you a four-necked your fucking dog. She thinks I care you for three hours
Get on me
I'm gonna get kids early this kids. Yeah, by the way, I'm not allergic to anything. I'm super healthy
I love my life, and I'm not fucking fat. So I'm gonna live a nice long life
Fellas yeah, maybe get on me and be fucking fight
Why are we even keying us like 20 people here? We're just gonna die
We're fucking China right now like I am I think is so bad. Yeah, we're also not getting sniped kid
Yeah, yeah, that's gonna be helpful. We don't win this fucking game. We're at 7,000 things mercy fucking mongrel
I'm here. I'm one
Don't worry my heart
Fuck you not gonna lie
I don't know. I just feel like you're not fun to flock like Jinxie
Like I could toss up in the sky and have fun with like you. I would just like cuddle up and just give you like kiss and stuff
Is it like out of my head?
No, don't fuck yourself, man
He's hiding, bro, he was hiding.
I know shit.
Please, God, click, just come right at me,
just come right at me, while he's doing that.
Oh, God.
Oh, brother.
Shut the fuck up.
Oh, brother, I hear.
God, you're really in my depth of mind now.
Yo, you're a burger.
Come here, just box me, just box me and get me.
You're fine, just full box.
Oh, I'm coming down here.
load your fucking yeah we're lagging but we're not getting snagged okay what are
you doing I'm under you I'm gonna die down his own oh my god I'm dead his own
no just don't let go on guy don't let go
I
Got a guy if they wait I have a med kit you want a med kit yes, please daddy, please
Are you really in my backpack? Oh, you're so easy
No, I'm carry. Yeah, you're the carry bro. Oh, I'm zero seconds on my med kit. This is great
You got this speed
I swung a win bro
Let's talk quicks
why you're gonna win an fncs bro why don't you see just clicks bro it's time
bro let's you gotta win that thanks it's me bro Ron it's like you don't even
know what I'm trying to kill us get on 120 let's just fucking you hey Los
It's me
Hey, click on me. Well, can you tell me all your shit who fuck yourself, brother?
Jinxie, I'm sorry
I see everything dude
Yeah, go ahead. I'm gonna shop. I bring one max. You want to bend me over here. That's all here
There's literally everything I have
Oh, Jinxie, give him everything, Ruffer.
Jinxie, make him a little pup.
Make him a little pup.
Give him your ass, Ruff.
Come on, little pup.
All I have is a pickaxe now, flitch.
You know, you are a shitty mate, man.
You got this, speed.
I have no mats.
All hail Lord Clicks!
You better kill everyone, motherfucker.
You better kill fucking everyone.
the second batch of this
friend
that's fine I'm the first batch because you're going to have an FNCS win
dog shit ass player
oh my god
yeah Jix you hear that mean you were the carries bro
no it's
you're fucking ass
shut up
you got this speed
you got this speed
hehehehehe
I
You good bro
No, I'm gonna fucking revive Jinx like a kid teammate
You see you want to be reported row or no?
Chat you decide red fringles or green fringles
Maybe a fucking salad lay off the fucking LB's tubby
I don't know like all guys care about your bill like Joe, but he'd be injected fucking estrogen in his body, bro
like shut up run you literally look like a fucking fall guy's fucking character
like you have no damnation bro you literally look like fucking Joe
run you're like a jet-puffed marshmallow brother look like a fucking pillow
panel squished up even though the fuck that is look like a fucking pound of
fucking part bro and much and fucking punchy just nothing this row you're a
fat slob
Fuck yeah good. Oh, it's like so much tension
Guess you have sex or something you someone got a spam on Wikipedia that the word goi slob comes up with a picture of
Oh, oh, you're dead on a tower
Oh, that was my fault you fucking burger, bro. You're actually a fucking cheeseburger
You're like curvy bro. You just suck everything in and become it your burger
Well, I'm gonna be honest. I'm gonna need y'all to help bro. I just want to win
Oh, don't fight. I'm not come here. We should fight
You got a little win not a fight
They run I have to break this those clicks. I'm coming. I'm gonna come just box up. I'm gonna get the damage
We don't worry 24 white 24 right great pistol. I hate playing rebooted fortnight. The shit's so ass
We're not in
Yo, quick, I'm not getting these kids might be hockey
Let me know right now
This kid might be good these kids might be full hot like run
We're like run away
Run away you gonna die put it on the way. That's good game, bro. Oh, they're impulsing
Let's run left, bro. I don't want to fight. I'm gonna win. Please God
Well, you know we're messing in the effect. You can't look like a boy
How do you have to make this is like a race thing bro like cool, bro. We get it white. He is that's cool. Oh
Oh, I'm just getting full hopped right now
Don't even rest me I have no I've no guns. I've no guns. We didn't play a recipe you fucking burger
Let's watch the king bro.
What do you guys like?
You're on 120 ping, Jinxie thinking we're gonna win a fucking game?
I don't realize I have two NPCs on my team that I can't do a single amount of fucking damage.
I have both 150 and my two fucking burgers aren't doing shit.
If it's a 120 ping, I can't even do shit.
He's not a burger bro.
I think he's more like a fucking pile of shit.
Like, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't praise him that much right.
Don't praise him that much.
He is not a burger.
Yo, I hate you.
I hate you.
I hate you.
He's the fucking, he's the finish of the burger bro.
You're the, you're digested.
I like to eat Ron.
I like serving me Ron.
Yo, I gave you all my food.
I had two great pistols on 130 ping.
What do you want?
What do you want me to do?
Do you want me to drop your gun?
I gave you all my steel.
All my ammo.
All my math.
Yeah.
So it didn't spend over.
You fucking plow me.
I'm not going to get a kill.
You're not going to leave Bobby with a pistol.
If we are on central, 100%.
I fucking, the ease.
Me I'm not gonna get a kill
If we are on central 100% I fucking the way ease but I'm fucking lagging all over the place. I'm teleporting. What do you want me to do?
I'm gonna touch you
I mean what Mike yo
We're in NRG together did you guys live together or no like a month and then two weeks
Oh, that's it. You guys remember the rice gum like you guys are at a restaurant or something
No, you want to do this let's do this let's play these games. I got nothing to lose around ready
I'm this world's like we'll play these games. You see let's do it, bro
I'll kill yourself dude
I'm not gonna kill myself. I'm gonna get killed. They're coming for me. Yo
Oh, Blitz, how did you originally get known?
And same question for you, Ron.
How'd you originally get known?
Unknown Army basically carried me,
and then Clicks hosted me three times,
and then the rest of the history, bruh.
Wait, Ron, you were never known before Unknown Army?
Nope.
Look, what about you?
How did you get known?
Did you just do good internments?
Why are you laughing, Steve?
Yeah, I qualified for the World Cup,
the most out of anybody.
I qualified it for five times.
Oh god, I'm hearing the Mongrel every night of the year now.
I'm hearing the Mongrel.
What if I ain't warrior?
You're just a clarifying warrior.
What the fuck do you want me to say?
Now I was winning everything.
Remember Skeptic Black in the day?
Yeah, the little pair that shit on Chifu, right?
Yeah, yeah, Blue Hair.
That was my duo.
Yes.
Wait, you duoed with Skeptic Black?
Yeah.
You don't remember the L clip at World Cup?
And then we died right after the Mongrel?
Basically, the clip goes like Skeptic killed someone,
and then he went, he took the L,
he put the L's his forehead, and looked up at the sky
everyone giggling and just laughing and then within two seconds he just died and
then clicks just basically caught him a bad word and the commentators muted it
I might be the most immature like that's like something that would only happen in
pro for night you know what happened last what happened last time
it's just killing fucking shark and teeny oh show the alabans look to the
crowd and it got pickaxe the game after our shark and teeny
Bro, yeah, this is the shit that only would happen in pro Fortnite.
A 12 year old is doing a take the hell dance to the crowd, like, and then gets shot gunned
in the face.
I hope it was skeptic, like, 12 or something, 11?
Yeah, you need to be 13.
15.
15.
What?
How old were you at that time?
Like, 14?
They're...
They're...
They're...
Bro, click shot down to eighth grade.
It's not time to get them to do math, bro.
I think...
I think...
I think 14?
So, Glicks, did you like...
start earning money when you were like fucking 12 or the second they made it
available they changed it from 18 to 13
BAY CLICKS! DERRIES!
DELLAR! DELLAR!
I love that clip!
Bro, I missed DELLAR so much!
I would only watch DELLAR Rage Topps if that's all I would want
VARIOUS!
I love that clip!
Classic. It is a classic lift.
This tree!
Oh!
Delo was like, oh my god, bro, I've loved that one. So it's a whole
Yeah, we're on central no one ever listens to jinksie. No one ever listens to fucking jinksie ever from central here you go
Yeah, yeah, I'm on you know my thing I'm eating you
I'm not a I've died to snipe not a five times
Oh, why don't I get a man? I don't know
What do you mean that they're ready to help you they don't give a fuck I gave them my ID they don't fucking help anything bro
But they've been on everything. They should be better people right away. They've been
Yo, yo
Epic Games! Bam! Snipe Nada!
He's killed me five times in two hours!
I can have high-vives get timestamped if you need!
High-vives. High-vives. Fuck my asshole.
Yo! I fucked your high-vives! Am I even joking?
Ten times the fucking time I watch you, bro!
He's won everything!
Yeah, because high-vives in government, he's part of the government with jinksie.
I'm not kidding. They're like spies, I'm telling you, bro.
I'm on to this shit. I'm gonna be the one to expose it.
If not, I'll end up going missing bro. I don't know how to explain it
I'm gonna go missing chat
I'm telling you know right now if I start taking off like days, you know what bro if I go missing tomorrow, and I'm not streaming
Blame gentsy in a shot that Bob's setting up his part-timer
I'm letting you know right now guys. You did well
You're just gonna be in fucking on a beach driving your course bro drinking air wand that's what's gonna happen tomorrow
If I go missing tomorrow, I'm not streaming, go to Jinxie's chat and spam the self-ship.
I'm telling you.
There's something wrong with that guy.
The last thing I need is more schizophrenia on this chat, bro, please.
Oh, John, work on me.
Yeah.
Wait, Ron, that's four kills.
What planet is this?
Yeah, go fuck yourself, Ron.
Come on, Flix.
Let's see it.
You're on central.
Yeah, what are you waiting for?
All right.
Ron, help Flix.
I'm going to die.
I love how all the stream snipers arrive at so often.
I'm boxed. I'm boxed.
I'm going to try to do a campfire story.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Look who's the last library that most kills.
3 John Ports?
3 John Ports!
Make it a little more...
Alright!
Yo, he's actually...
Oh my God, it's Snake Nata!
Snake Nata, the same kid, over and over.
Yo, Snake Nata, do me a favor, bro?
Actually, I'm streaming on Twitch.
Oh, well, Jinxie, we're back to just us!
What do you want to do here?
We went to his server and he couldn't carry us.
So now!
Ben Mark, so now!
Alright, well we need a delay again. I mean, let's get real.
Wait, Peter? What about Peter? Oh my god, please.
Please, bro.
Peter would literally never die in that lobby.
Get Peter, but Peter would fucking carry and just like lock in and everything, bro.
Let me call Peter, bro. That would be so fun.
I was asleep, he said. Let me call him.
Just don't-
RUN!
Just don't bring up, you know.
Oh, nice.
Jinxy just ditched me.
Look at that.
Yo, am I kidding?
Is this guy like a friend?
I don't even think this guy's like a real friend.
What about game night?
Oh, game night starting soon.
Is Lacey on a setup?
Is Marlon on a setup?
Is Jason on a setup?
Is Dapp on a setup?
Is Silky even streaming?
Let me know now, bro.
Oh, Dapp's live.
What about Silky, y'all?
Is Silky live?
Is Silky live?
Got it.
Is Marlon at a setup?
I thought he was at the game.
Were they at the game?
Brother, are you a burger, bro?
Join the group call, please.
Ron, join the new call!
Join the new call?
Yeah, let me just show what the new call is, bro.
Oh, look, it's Peterbot not answering the fucking phone.
Wow, bro, new call.
Peterbot is just not here.
At least we're ringing him this way.
Come on, Peter, please.
Please, Peter, please.
Just join, please, Peter, please.
What the fuck?
42...
Ron, do you have his number?
Do you have his number?
Did he beat the fucking whole team? What happened? Not on his number.
Please Peter, please.
Oh my god!
Wait chat, are you sure? 100%?
Did he say that?
That turban is so nice.
We need one win. Wait, wait, wait. Oh my god. We need one win Ron. Ron? One win.
Yo three-minute delay or I'm gonna slit my throat in game
Pete has finals you're on this it just mirrors for and I have like a new tournament every week. Oh
So we need a delay cuz we don't have a Karen so talk to me
You don't need to do like-
Oh, yeah.
Just listen, listen, listen, listen.
No, no, no, no, I'm not even kidding.
You're not taking out the Q-tests, please.
Okay, this is gonna happen.
What the fuck are you fucking gonna do right now?
This is gonna happen.
Shut up, shut up, shut up, you're giving me fucking age, bro.
Like, I'm gonna say I have age because of you guys today, bro.
Yeah, we're right here.
We only started getting points and we added a delay.
Delusional little fuck.
We were wrong when we didn't have it today.
Are you crazy?
He just added Muda.
Can we get like a cheater or something?
That's not a bad shout.
Chat, is there cheats on this game?
mood to get in here bro he's gonna have something like what is the lowest
pole is gonna do yo add delay add delay I'm not even gonna start without the
light no no just try what rank are you right now but yeah I actually you know
what run I'm just gonna do it so I'm gonna do it the last thing you just
listen for one set you yo child let me keep the CF like no I suppose me you
I'm running! I'm running! You fucking idiot! That's all you do today!
You explain I explain.
What rank are you?
Explain. Silver 3, 1 win over Gold.
And what percentage?
Uh, 30% or like 20%.
Queue up a game on Central. Everybody queue. Come give me all the kills.
Simple as that. Try it one time. Let's see if we can...
Maybe there'll be some W stream snipers for the first time, bro
Just try it
Everybody just feed us. I'm not even all right now. I'm gonna explain because okay. All right now. You're done. All right, cool
So here we go
Higgs is in the chat way, hey, can you join? Okay?
So here's gonna happen
We went from silver to bronze with a one-second delay. I beg for it. No, no
Yeah, talk to me. You see right there, right?
We went from silver to bronze as soon as we added a delay that how we got the silver three
There's no other reason that's the only reason why we're here if we go back to no delay will die off fun
I have fun lose points and we're silver to
USA scored who please don't fucking troll me they did yeah, let's just try one game
I'm gonna give us kill. I don't if they don't I'll go right back on delay. Okay
All right, what do you have hits added per chance? We could play the game. Nope
Higgs, what's your discord? I got that summer set D roller Dax muzz
Thanks, please
Higgs, what's your name? What's your name? Higgs? What's your name on discord? Just type it in the chat, bro
I'm gonna add you just join in killer big please Higgs. I'll like blow you wait. How does he he's like eight maybe eight
How does Higgs, Higgs, how do I, Higgs what's your name, just type it, type it, let me
guys, Higgs has finals too.
Bro, if you won't bro I can log in, you want me to log in?
No, shut the fuck up.
Higgs, Higgs what's your name, Higgs what's your name?
I can't, I have finals.
Yo Higgs none of these events are real by the way bro.
Yo if it's not ever, yes it's not real guys.
You guys have finals every day.
I have finals.
The fuck type of shit is this?
All right, all right, I'm having a fucking delay.
Fuck this, Ron.
Try one, bro.
Just try one.
All right, so you're actually, yo, you're sick.
Ron, I actually think you just want to keep getting
StreamSlide.
No, I'm not kidding.
Try one game and let's see if those will feed me.
All right, every one of you StreamSlide, feed Ron.
OK?
Literally.
USA already scored, that's actually insane.
Out of a two minute goal, it's unprecedented.
Sinna is still in silver on rainbow?
No, she's trying to get to silver.
But she's still not at silver?
Wait, let's actually check on that.
That might be fun to watch that.
Yeah, let's check her, it'll be connect, let's see.
Chat, watch her like D-rank.
Oh, she's fucking...
The fuck do you mean actually?
She's still brawn, she has a .72 KD.
She's like you KD right now.
I've never had a point seven Katie in my life. Yeah, you've never been that high maybe I
Have had a positive Katie every season since beta and I've been champion really positive. What's one and ten to you then?
That's one game. I'm talking about okay
Tena's four and seven and she's down 65 RP chat. I told you guys I know
Yeah, I told you guys
She's not gonna do this. She called me about this stream concept
And I said if you do this solo it will never end. I literally said this and she still did it
She still did it bro 2 and 5 defeat minus 23 RP
One and four defeat if she's solo she will never do it
She's more likely to get copper than silver. It's never gonna end. She understands. She's spotted by a scan right now
Come back here.
Bro, oh my God.
Chat, she's played Oregon Coast, Outback Coast,
Club Chalet, Outback Consulate, and I didn't even laugh.
She's been playing rent for five hours,
and she doesn't have a disc to a Fenrir.
She keeps running into a Fenrir!
She's a burger!
It is so annoying.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on, let me see.
She just keeps running over and over into Fenrir!
And also, Senate-like Chat.
She called me about this about two weeks ago.
She's like, no, but I don't quit.
I don't quit.
I don't quit.
I'm like, yeah, sit up.
You're gonna have to quit.
Like, this is not ranked 2.0.
It's literally fuck.
Oh my God, I just spit Pringles all over my fucking leg.
All right, JC, here's what we're gonna do.
Everybody give me kills.
Nobody kill me.
Okay, if you give me kills, you're getting VIP.
simple as that you guys can kill jinxy that doesn't matter but just let me just
let me get the kills killing jinxy is the where you guys can do the dances and
shit but everyone's giving me the kills
Oh, Mooda's face is on me.
Yo, what's up, bro?
Yo, bro, where in the street can you get a cheater, and put some things off the floor?
Yeah, this guy's actually...
This guy's sticking the head on him.
He's sticking the head, bro.
He's sticking the head on him.
Yeah, this guy's actually funny, bro.
What?
All right, listen, we're going to go just follow me.
Is Moodle like the most famous cheater of all time?
Chat, who's the more famous cheater?
I'm going right here.
Everyone just feed me kills. Do not kill me. Simple as that, bro.
Feed me kills and you'll get W spams. Watch the Ws roll in from the chat.
I'm just not a bad shout, kid.
And if someone tries to kill me, bro, just shoot them.
Yo, everyone feed Ron. Everyone feed Ron.
Thank you bro. See? Oh my god, it's working. See? I'm dead. It's just one kid though. It's
just one kid. Everyone's gonna feed me. See? Look at the W-span coming in. Wow! They got
W's man coming in
Anyone who actually kills us let's just have the chat map support them. I don't give a fuck. Let's just get banned here
Yeah, I don't give a fuck. Yo chat y'all down for that or no. I don't give a fuck
Yeah, yeah deal
all these guys. Why are you building bro? Let us kill you. Let us kill you. I'm mass
reporting. This is what I mean like no no Rod you actually like it extreme size. I'm
not kidding you're dead. Don Malkin is just gonna get mass reported. Fuck him. If we
lose quite some of this. Whoa, I'm gonna be mad. I don't think you will. I already got kills.
I need everyone to feed me. Come here. Feed me like I'm a fat, comfy monster.
Everybody feed Ron. Everybody feed Ron. Everybody feed Ron.
Since Fortnite's not gonna ban Team Fappers, let's use them to our advantage. No troll.
Feed me like I'm fat, bro.
I don't give a fuck at all
I'm not supporting these guys YouTube slash lamo
I don't give a fuck man me from twitch man me from everything. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck
I've lost everything all right. We lost that percent. All right. All right. Delay delay delay every
You know what run I might just do a solo game with a 15 minutes delay
All right, bro
I
Turkey scored art of honor, but chat the game like guys this game means nothing dude
Pull us into some playing USA already called like this game doesn't matter brother. This game's over. It doesn't mean
I don't even care anymore
Rapid it's in the chat. Who's KBM rapid your rapid. What rank are you brown? Are you like fucking? I'm not a unreal
I'm actually about to call the police. I'm I'm kidding. I
Need them to come save me
True coat. Uh, yeah, you might have like ct bro. I don't have much time left to me
Okay KBM rapid is a top bro. All right rapid type or discord. I'm gonna invite you to call
Just kill everyone bro. I'm on tech KBM. Nice. My mom texted me. Why do you keep dying? I'm watching lol
I'm about a yo mom. I'm about him. I'm about to take that house and sell it. I'm not even kidding
I'm about a literally. Yeah, I'm gonna read it. I'm
Hey, him rapid, what's your discord?
All right, back.
Rapid, yo, I swear to God, if you're like Unreal,
I'm gonna lose it.
I'm just gonna get table bent by Unreal stream snipers.
All right, what is it?
Rapid with four Ds and a one, got it.
Awesome, Paulson.
Hey, Ron, it's me, I'll carry you guys.
Yo, your name is Greg the Go, bro.
Like, who are you?
Are you Greg?
You mean Greg the Go?
Or are you an idiot?
Why'd you add epic to the crew?
Alright, Rapid Join this call, bro.
Why'd you add epic?
Rapid Join.
Rapid Join, Rapid Join.
This is Cold's IGL, okay.
Yo, Rapid, what's your rank, bro?
Uh, I have no idea.
Rapid, take me out of misery, bro, please.
Oh, thank God, get the fuck in here.
Bro, he's better than clicks, right?
I'm pretty sure.
Add that, what I put in the group chat.
Yeah, I'll add it, because she doesn't know how to do that.
He's incapable of that.
I'm doing that now.
You sick degenerate psychopath.
Yeah, but let me know if you got that.
Whiz rapping.
What does twiz stand for?
What does twiz stand for?
It's like a org.
Are you in a org?
How much are they paying you?
I'll pay you more.
It's Twisted Minds.
Pretty sure they're in Rockley, too.
Oh my god, it's Twisted Minds?
Bro, I'm starting a org.
I'm starting a Fortnite org.
I don't give a fuck.
Listen, here's how the Fortnite org works.
Oh, he's a lead.
I'm a lead.
He's a lead, too.
Nice, you see.
Let's queue, bro.
Come on, Jigs.
Oh, god, Mr. Platinum.
Let's queue.
Yo, rapid, I'm starting an org.
It's called Jitties Disciples, bro.
Here's how it works.
You guys get paid in burgers.
Jitties.
Get all the winnings.
It's got.
I'm down.
That's familiar.
It's got Jitties Disciples.
I'm back in it, right?
But why does Lacey keep using like AI fucking videos on his Instagram reels like what is this?
Keep seeing the most weird fucking AI videos of him
It's a T flu contract check what even was T-Fu's contract. What was the whole drama with that? I can't speak
Bro stop row you were not a part of that from fucking six years ago
Well, I made one joke and I actually got told to delete my video and it was going viral trouble me if you know video
I'm talking about
Yeah, in the Minecraft marathon aware about that one class another one away
Turkey scored again, you know the game means nothing guys the turkeys locked into fourth USA's locked into first the game means nothing
Everyone go to 60 chance. I'm a goal
None of us like USA's not trying our best players are sitting this game means nothing if you have no ball
All you have no fault.
People from Round's Shadow are literally typing Goal.
I think we grew farther apart from being friends today.
Nope, that ship sailed during Minecraft when you berated me for four days.
That ship sailed during Minecraft, buddy.
Oh yeah, Gold, who scored?
Was it Art of Color?
I'm telling you, if Rapid isn't getting 27 kills this game, I'm going to lose it.
Oh my god.
Please don't just watch me kill everyone.
Yeah, we got it.
Wait, Rapid, you're in Twisted Minds, bro?
Yeah.
How long have you been a pro for?
Since like 2023.
You're in 2024.
Notice when all the bros get in Tixie, I'm not allowed to.
You left in 2019, you delusional psychopath.
Yeah, that's nice.
rapid rapid oh rapid listen listen so how much fncs's did you win oh Darth Vader's
here Darth Vader's here I'm so done I'm so done ignore ignore the sperm cell in
the call listen I need you to carry us where should we go bro where do you
want to go brown we are your fucking children today let's go right here
Yup, we've been here, we've done the strat, yup.
Yeah, that's what she is, that's actually smart.
I'm never gonna get off this game, I'm gonna be silver for the rest of my life.
Rapid, if we get a 10 kill win, I think I'm going by the way.
I'll literally fucking blow you dry if we get a 10 kill win.
We're gonna 10 kill and we got this.
We're rapid, how are we gonna win?
We got this speed.
Haha!
Thank god.
You got this speed.
Guys, if you're gonna stream snipers, just don't kill us.
Wrap it wrap it. You got someone on you. No talking
Wrap we can't go here
I can't
I got that. No, it's fucking why is that implementing the game to me someone?
Oh
Don't worry Jinx he's not even anywhere near us. Sorry. You're right. Let's get boxing gloves and settle this in the ring
I don't give a spot. Let's do it. Let's actually do it. Let's do it. Let's do it
I mean people here. Oh my god
Yeah, that was actually the most stream sniping lobby yet. Cool. It's almost like this one little sight
Yeah, you're a fucking burger. How are you still a lot of dance dance dance dance? Yeah
Well, how are you? Wait? What's up? How did you?
What the fuck?
I just reviewed myself wait
Wait what?
He's just gonna boot it himself.
They're everywhere, this is crazy.
And welcome to the squad, man.
Welcome to the squad.
Alright, three minutes to land.
Alright, I'm going solo.
I'm not doing this, I can't.
I don't know if I'm going for a fixation.
I'm in for the one second.
We died one time a rabbit.
Shot off, it was a bad shot.
I'm going three minutes to land.
I'll catch you all.
Nice.
It's a bad job, that was a bad job.
I'm going three minutes delay, I'll catch you.
How do you see it?
Four hundred late?
Are you streaming rapid?
No.
All right Ron, 180 second delay
or I'm gonna burn my house down, all right?
Bro, just try one more time, rapid.
No, no, no, go fuck yourself.
That was a bad drop when you were good.
Yeah, see?
I have a 180 second delay.
If I get stream sniped one time, I'm gonna drown.
Yo, Ron, I'm not even kidding, bro.
I think I'm just gonna go play solo in silver, bro.
I'm not, I don't recommend that.
Not that, I don't recommend.
Cause you'll just get full, yeah, you'll get full.
Hey, I went to silver too, listening to rock.
You didn't listen to me, you're listening to me.
Yeah, I gotta play solo.
I got to.
Bro, hey, I just streamed,
where did you go?
I'm just waiting for the innovators
at the table to get a little win.
I'm done, I'm done.
Guys, it's in a leaked lobby
with a one second delay.
I literally could get this in 10 minutes
playing in silver lobbies on a three minute delay.
Guys, I'm not even kidding.
Love you to death kid.
I gotta get off this fucking game.
No, love you to death kid.
I'm going, you're brought.
I'm gonna leave.
No, actually go play solos.
I don't even fuck.
I mean, bro, you're just being ignorant right now.
Cause if you go play solos,
you're just never ever gonna get it.
Cause now everyone is gonna get in your lobby
and you have no one to carry you.
Also, you need like five to seven kills
with the win to get like a good amount of points.
If you get the win with like two kills,
You're just gonna rank up like 25%,
which means you're gonna need four wigs.
All right, permission to spit ball.
One, this is an elite lobby.
I'm gonna be in a silver lobby.
I can't kill any of these kids.
In silver, I can kill them.
Two, if I have a three-minute delay,
I'm gonna get the victory royale,
and then the World Cup's gonna be over.
People are gonna have kids grow up, get married,
and die, go back to life.
No, go play, no, go play, he's right, go play.
I could get another pro if you want.
No, no, no, fuck, the brows playing silver
with a 10 minute delay.
Yo, I'm doing a 15 minute delay.
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna pay homage to you, see?
I'm doing a 15 minute delay.
Bro, I love you to death, kid.
Play it, play it.
Play it, play it, play it, play it, play it.
I will, I fucking will.
You gotta see, watch, watch.
I will, hey, Ron, I'm gonna catch you.
Love you to death, kid.
I'm gonna do, I'm gonna watch part of you.
I'm gonna watch part of you.
Watch part of you.
I'm gonna hate for him, bro.
I'm dead, I'm just gonna hate for him.
No, I don't give a fuck.
This guy wants to waste my whole day.
Yo, I did have some good luck.
Here's what's gonna happen.
Yo, what is this happening?
He's gonna be blocked for 15 minutes.
What's happening?
I guess it's getting strange after what?
Yeah, bro.
And he is genuinely like dog shit.
Like, I'm telling you, this delay, can you agree with me?
No?
Bro, he's still not gonna be able to get out of this
with a delay.
Nah, he won't.
All right, bro.
No one's playing solo Fortnite ranked.
Nobody's playing Fortnite in general
unless it's not comp, bro.
Shice the night, bro.
Yeah.
No, I'm not gonna be able to I'm not gonna be able to protect I'm not gonna be able to predict it
Yeah, I'm not gonna know when he queues
Doesn't use deodorant smells like shit, and they've been running me down q-snipe against me all day long
Yo bro, you're a lead in fortnight. This is your game
If yo the games that I yo my game
I was number one global in honestly, I'm put on a lead rank in
I'm not sure. Hi, guys.
You little stream sniping fucking loser!
Our lead, are you kidding me? That's sorry as fuck!
That's sorry as shit!
I'm a 25-time champ!
I want 70 fucking tournaments in my game!
My accolades do not even compare!
He says...
Team stream sniping and Fortnite do little shit-sames!
I'll lead break! That's sorry as shit!
I'm gonna be on fucking Britain. I'm gonna be on English servers with a three-minute delay. If I don't instantly get gold I'll be shocked
Watch this red a rage. I'm not on redda
Listen, the screen's gonna go blue for literally three minutes. I'm gonna have a
a 180 second delay if I get stream sniped I don't know what to say does he know see
you guys in three minutes like the thing that he doesn't understand is nobody is
gonna fucking play this game out sniping him like honestly I'm not even gonna talk
no more my cortisol levels are lowering I'm just gonna let I'm gonna let the
world show you what happens like get ass serious I'm just gonna let you I'm gonna
let the world do its thing nice I'm alone you want me to do 15 minutes to
let how many seconds is 15 minutes to let let's play how much next you see he's
gonna go no let's do it he's gonna pay homage next you see I'm gonna go 15
minutes to last how much is 15 minutes how many seconds not how many
Seconds it's 15 minutes delay. I'm doing it. I'm done 900 seconds
All right
I'll see y'all boys in 900 seconds
When the screen goes blue, I want you to
I think I understand. 15 minutes to lay. Alright, I'm doing it.
A 15 minute delay is dead ass not gonna help him. One God a 15 minute delay is not gonna save this guy.
I'm dead serious. I genuinely don't feel high-pitched. Call me bro. Let me know when he cues.
How do I know when he queues chat?
You don't need to be silver, platinum can get in silver games.
He has an actual 50, is he genuinely putting on a 15 minute delay?
Like, on God.
You know what the funniest part is?
When he's on a 15 minute delay, his game will be over the time the delay even kicks in.
Y'all are not even going to be able to watch the game, you're just going to watch him play.
He's just going to end his dream.
Like he's dead and that's just going to end his dream.
No, he's not in.
I'm just gonna keep leaving you doing it
I am on east
I did call hi-vis on the screen and answer
You genuinely won't just want to be a stream tab, huh?
You're genuine weird, bro.
Like are you fucking stupid?
I just played with him for seven hours, bro.
You think I want to fucking, like, live this life that I live?
Look at his stream? Bro.
This is just... What? What?
No, I missed it. He's actually playing. Oh my god, he's playing. Oh my god.
Yo, there's no
Jamie no way he's actually playing I can't get it. It's impossible
You can spectate it wait sale on God you can spectate it
Nah, is that weird though cuz like he asks you
How long is the delay for the spectate how big is the delay?
Sorry
I'm glad I'm not on fucking minecraft anymore I'm glad man I
Can't even watch it wait there's like 35 people in his lobby there wait he actually might be
Yo, I can't even queue up real fucking. I'll just wait for his delay
What time for me at what time for me will it be a 15 minute delay? I'm actually about to watch
What time will be a 15 minute delay?
825 yo dick riders
At 735 wait on God or no, can I get a confirmation?
All right, well, we're just gonna sit here and wait
I'm not even kidding like am I the issue like real talk am I the issue?
Like maybe it's me like genuinely serious, maybe it's me, bro
But I really tried my ass off also by the way guys supposedly in 30 minutes
No supposedly in 30 minutes we have our first ever core game night
Supposedly realistically speaking though is that gonna happen?
Oh, Silky's not even live yet.
Got it.
Jason, is Jason even streaming this?
Why am I asleep in bed with-
You're telling me you guys watched us when we were asleep?
Do you want to like, uh, kiss or something?
Yeah, I'm not watching this shit no more.
Yo, you let me know, but it's me.
What, like, in that last in-game we watched, Ron actually edit 200 in, like a perfect
pump shot 200 max damage with that
Bro, I just realized this guy's content is me bro. Should I ask for money?
What I'm not even getting while watching this back yo, why did he have like a whole seven seconds what?
Why did you overreact? Oh, I don't know. Maybe because we would have been done?
Are you fucking serious?
How much longer bro 11 minutes God row
What the fuck do we do in the meantime
Where my balls smell so bad like you ever like sit and like just like know that your balls stink like dead serious
this. Bro, it's disgusting. Instagram reels. Last time I went on Instagram reels I had
a bunch of just like disabled people just like shaking ass. I don't want to do that
bro. I don't want to do that. I really don't want to do that. Oh, what is Clicks doing
bro i was getting carried to the fc s one good nuts you're gonna sell it to us
and it's not ready
he's back
Stay on God.
Wait, hold on, I gotta watch him real quick.
Yeah, fix his ass.
Wait, there's 36 people left.
I'm back, guys.
I tried to do a 15-minute delay, and I realized I'm literally just talking to myself.
Well, we have like a twenty second delay.
Yo, I'm currently silver, too.
I'm just going to win.
No, he's not.
He's not going to win.
I'm hate watching.
I'm going to set permission to hate watch!
I don't give a fuck.
I mean, I'm literally all I'm going to do.
Until this game night, I'm hate watching.
I'm at the corner.
Shout out to Bush.
I'm hate watching.
I don't give a fuck.
before that stream cypress I've had it up to here all I'm gonna fucking do is hide
in the corner slowly approach the zone heal up and only fight until I'm top three
and I third party does he know does he know it so worst case scenario I get
second every game
I'm out of SMGs.
He just dropped his shotgun.
He just dropped the purple.
Two to one, turkeys.
Guys, for the time being, anytime.
USA topped the group.
I'm not even kidding.
They're setting all of their best players in the adventure.
Oh, and he dropped 60 minutes for one.
Oh, and he dropped 60 minutes for one.
If you're about to enter a knockout,
I'm not going to enter your best players.
Turkey has nothing to play for,
So they're just gonna play for fun and USA sitting all their best players now
Let me focus and stop filling my brain with brain rock, please
He's gonna die don't ever see oh my god guys, I'm literally gonna get first place in every game I play
Who the fuck is this if I shoot him I'm gonna get dry
I thought you could shoot them.
But that's the way I die, right?
Oh, no.
Oh, my god.
Wait, this guy's a friggin' noob.
Boom.
I just tore it out of my bag.
He's actually not bad.
He just needs to work on his aim, his edits, his mechanics, his builds, his map conservation.
I have my kit I can sit here all day.
Like, his git.
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. Yeah, wait Ron. I'm an idiot Ron. You're an idiot Ron
You're an idiot, bro. I'm gonna go play solos you de-mote it be streaming for night and dying dad
Like he's an idiot
Sucking fucking game until I'm dead bro. I can't get into his game. I guess you have to be gold
You're gonna have problems in the landing spot at least
You can't wait to go to 10 gifted
I'm just gonna hit him with nice tries.
I'm gonna be streaming Fortnite until I'm dead.
I don't know.
Nice try, bro.
I didn't know getting gold in Fortnite was literally impossible.
How did he eat that much SMG shots after just tanking a storm for a minute?
How did he...
Yo, I'm not even kidding, bro.
Wait, how big is this delay?
I mean, at least I gained D-Lo, right?
Am I gonna go to sleep on stream?
Wait
He you know, it's crazy if he actually we could get there and I'm not an idiot
Oh, he dead ass just needs to run his hate watching you
Right I'm hiding strain no one knows my skin
This is like a man. You know now now he understands what lifeless feels like dead ass
Bro's talking to himself you build by the way. He really I understand that I thought that was a bro
He would have been fine if he played with rapid. I'm not kidding. He just needed to play one more game
That was just unlucky. He gave up occasions and then he gave up a storm for 20 seconds
That gave up and once I don't know where you just had a third set of shield that guy was like the shield meister
I'm actually gonna be here for the rest of my life
Bronze the diamonds can get paired together on you can snipe brah I don't even want to
snipe him brah oh my god he's killing girls.
All you do is excuses and coke.
Buggles, all you do is rage bait all day, every day, for fucking five fucking years.
That's all you do.
That's all you do.
That's all you do, Buggles.
Damn, bro.
Just like that, man.
I was just a temporary, bro.
Now that I think about it, I was just used for seven hours, bro, to get replaced
in the span of a second.
You're a hooker.
Yo, I'm not a fucking hooker, bro.
So boys, you think game night's gonna happen?
Don't send me to say good luck.
Ron is hate-watching.
So one guy said, Ron said good luck, and then another guy said, Ron's hate-watching.
I
USA is losing
Uh, all right, I'll just keep beating it into a wall the game means nothing
USA topped the group turkey bottomed the group the game means nothing
Lacy stream game. Hey bro knockout stage. Hey jinx. It's me wrong
I want you to know bro. I really believe in you right now when you play that duo game with rapid
Oh
So I replaced
What I got replaced just like that
Just for you to be on a 20-second yeah, you're sick in the head bro. I actually I actually hope you lose no real time
I really do I
I really do bro
Check lacy stream game nice not happening
I'm just a fucking chud bro. What am I like?
I'm just a chud
I mean, bro. I'm just like
Maybe me and ladies just need to start a concert house together
I'm just like jerk each other off gold student. I'm gonna lose it. All right, boy. Oh and rapid. Yo, yo, yo
I'm not even kidding. I'll send both of you guys a hundred dollars fucking PayPal if you throw the game right now
I'll send both of you guys a hundred dollars PayPal right now
off the back if you guys just let a
Every game you throw I'll give you a hundred dollars. Let me know right now. Yeah, what do you think about that boy?
every game every you want it you want to test don't test me bro I got money
bro I'm ready everyone give me subs I'll give them the money I don't give a fuck
bro throw his shit ruin this guy bro ruin his day wait wait what's he trying
to do is he's trying to get the gold he's trying to get the gold he's like
silver too it would be just starting just now bro watching him is like
action just so worse.
Alright, Pollo and I were like,
I'm so bad at this.
It's not impossible.
I'm just gonna follow Pollo like a fucking dog.
Where'd he even land?
He's on me.
Wait, how many wins does he need
if he's silver
two on the end?
Mmm, how much does he need for?
should be playing probably two. I swear like you rank a pillow quick. Like how do you want
to gain? How much did he go up if you want to gain? I don't know. I think I need two. Yeah, I think you'll need two.
Is there a squad rank? Ah, there is. But he doesn't want to play that. He gets really aggressive.
We can get a squad rank in next game if you want. Oh no. He doesn't want anything to do with me.
He's a scary one. He's scary when he's like this. I'm gonna be honest with you.
Are you even trying to help them?
Oh, hey Jinx.
Hey bro.
Oh, you put on a delay.
Oh, thank you.
I looked at the bot.
I thought you didn't hear me.
Hey, you know, it's me.
You put on a delay, Jinx. What's this?
Thank you. I seem muted.
Oh, you took off delay.
Come out. Come out. Come out.
Well, no one knows we're in this lobby right now.
I know we're good, right? Yo, it's a polo rapid hundred dollars on the line right now to leave the game heavy now
Like that 104 let me know what type I like a six hundred dollars with the other game
Yes, hundred dollars. Yo, are you guys are you guys fucking serious like no no bro, please?
I just want to I just want to get gold and literally never play ranked again
literally
You let me know I got I got I got funds in PayPal. I didn't put it to 200 each
I'll even play in ready for today
Seven hours seven hours, man
Hey, would you start at what rain did pull up just laugh?
fucking
Can I ask why you chop your shotgun every chance you get
because I'm better with that some G bro well right did you start out today
bronze bronze three so I went from bronze three silver two in seven hours
and Ron refuses to play with delay and he likes getting streams night
bro sometimes the stream sniping is the friends that you make along the way
bro you got a chip there's literally no fucking way you guys lose that you
You guys are like top tier pros, right?
No, no chance.
Not this game, because like, we got none of your streams
in my prison.
Yeah.
We got to end it on the squad one, though.
We need to end it on the squad one.
Yeah, I'm fine, bro.
Just let me get a win.
Little fun fact, Junksy.
These guys, they're like disciples of Stavorn Auto.
Like, they used to both watch my squad, FNCS,
and they'd be like, bro, let it go!
God!
I wrote about this FNCS for eight years!
Let it go!
Let it go!
It was 2019!
Triple Editing wasn't even a thing yet!
Actually, Triple Editing was a thing.
Let it go, Ankh!
Loki, I made triple editing popular, if you think about it, chat.
You want a squads game with the best controller prime player of all time?
Good job, bro. It was fucking seven years ago. Let it go! Fuck!
So who won Gabor the year 2023 chat?
Because it isn't relevant anymore if they play seven hours and can't get out of Silver.
Like, dead ass. I'm just curious. Like, I just want to know, bro.
Like, I just want to know.
Orc the Clown?
Is that Orc the fucking Clown, bro?
I'm gonna miss the whole USA game. Oh my god
It have you heard about the clown that hides from gay people. No, no, no, I haven't bro
You guys are so tough just killed everyone bro, please
The next game enjoy this because the next game there's gonna be 87
I get some audio polo. Can I see some good gameplay? Can one of you screen sure but I can sort of
I need to watch some good gameplay please one of you bro
There we go now. I got some now. We have good game. Thanks. I look at this
He's got no audio, but fuck it man. That's better than what I'm watching that guy's just running around in circles
Wait, so this is oh wait polo you're like the greatest for our player in the game right now
right now now. Bro come on don't be humble bro just be honest. Still humble man. Is he the greatest
right now? Like genuinely? Yeah one of them for sure. I bet if you keep flicking the mouse up,
you'll have it. I'm gonna sock you bro. Like stop. I keep flicking. I'm done I must.
What the fuck? Look how he just builds. I'm getting shot in the back Polo.
I'm going to get to you guys, whatever.
I was going to kill him.
Bro, look how he pops that chug jug, bro.
I've never seen such a shit like this.
Bro, what the fuck?
Wait, so I'm going to show you right here, boy.
Where?
Right here.
Bro.
Yo, I've never seen so much impulse like that.
I'm not going to strategically miss the shotgun to get an assist.
What the fuck yo Jinx these guys
Wow, look at me chug chugs. Oh
My god
Wait, that's a good impulse to yo, wait up guys wait up. Oh my oh my god
Oh
My god
How do you edit that quickly?
Guys wait up. All right. I'm here. Yo, can I get some impulses so I can keep up with y'all? Yeah
Why don't you fire outside my house?
I'm good
All right, you guys are so good, bro. Thank you, bro. Thank you. Oh my god. Thank you
I think someone's gonna rob my house in 10 minutes
What's going on with this?
She's almost going to rob you in 10 minutes and no, 11 minutes right now.
They're going to rob me of it.
What'd you get from McDonald's?
This is the real story.
Bro, I'm in King.
Look how we like, you know, Glyzzy Gladiator, David, a 10 gifted, much appreciate if
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35% off all subs, y'all.
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Thank for subs right now.
He's lagging.
What the frig?
Thank you.
He's lagging through the sky.
Did you see that?
38.
Yeah.
He's lagging through the sky.
This dude Polo doesn't miss.
Here, fire in my house.
Bob, I'm in a shot.
Fuck, man.
You're going to get the last kill, 100%.
We got to run away.
No, no, you guys should die and let him get the last kill.
Yeah, that's what we're going to do.
You got that, boy?
No, no, guys.
We have to.
We have to.
Please.
I'm down.
This one is like this.
This is a little two-three.
Yeah, we can't make it this easy.
That's all fine.
Nice.
Oh my god, look how we just, I don't get it.
Guys, wait up, guys.
Guys, wait up.
Oh my god, the headshot accuracy.
Yo, do you just-
Guy, blow it up!
Do you have an edit or a release on?
Nah, have it off.
What the fuck?
Bro, he's on- are you on zero ping?
Yeah.
Did they say hard zero?
Five, basically.
The fuck?
That's why I'm not good at anymore checks.
I'm not on zero ping.
Put me on zero ping, I'm one of the best.
Jax, you know back in my day, bro, when I- I used to-
I won FNCS, the hardest FNCS ever.
Running the queue, nice.
Wait, what happened?
What's happening?
First flying.
You get back to you, look, you just go flying.
Like look at the game knowledge
these guys have nowadays.
This is like unheard of.
Wait, you live with Peterbot Polo?
Yeah.
Can you tell him I said hi?
Ashley?
Wait, tell Peterbot.
God his tree owns shout out down or um bro. I don't know bro. Tell Peter about I said hi
Yeah, tell Peter about I don't know bro. Has he helped you get a win yet or not?
Now he sort of aired us. Oh my god. Look at that kid. Oh my oh my god
Bro this guy's insane
So wait you guys have 16 kills. We're gonna get both. We should see what I'm watching right now
This is like
But this kid just doesn't miss bro like rapid, bro. I wish I could see you right now man because this kid is a sight
was crazy
Your polo bro get the win polo be honest. Did you still watch my montages or what?
Your mom
Yo, I bet
Be honest, did you watch my high-life video or no? I did that dude. See I told you you heard though
Wait, repeat again.
In Vons FNCS highlight video, he is knocked on the floor for like 55 seconds of it.
Bro, but did you not just-
Literally.
Be honest, Polo, did you learn shit from my video?
Did I learn anything?
Yeah, did you learn some stuff from that video?
Yeah, that I know is the best player in the world.
Yeah, bro, it's me and I know are the best.
I agree.
Thank you.
Bro, this dude Polo is like too good, man.
So guys, wait up guys, guys, guys, wait up.
I need impulses or something, you guys just,
okay.
You need impulses, you need God, bro.
You can't win this without anyone, bro.
You just, oh my God, oh my, oh my God, 50?
Oh my God, oh my God.
I
What
Alright
It's better, which one looks better all right, I'll see
No, no, guys, guys, please, guys, please, don't make me do this.
This guy's better, this guy's better, this guy's better, this guy's better.
Oh, no, Polo's dead.
Guys, please.
Yo, I'm sorry.
Who's that?
Who's that?
Who's that?
It's Ed.
every bro I will call you later bro just be that right all right well I'm not
a far good luck you see all guys guys stop guys you would be this we're
sorry don't die don't die don't die don't die don't die don't die don't go
stop I just leave the car he just leave the car I can't stop stop it
stop talking about yesterday's bad he's bad he's bad yeah yeah just talk
tomorrow. Okay, peace out. Okay.
Well, I think it's gonna fall and actually more than one.
Yes. I had a fall. Let everyone be one.
All right. All right.
Rabbit's out.
All right, let's see what you got, bro.
Ken, Jinxie, we don't want to be one to save his life.
I'll be gold if I win this, right?
Probably. Yeah, probably.
It's not that he'll be hella close.
She got my lead Jinxie in a one-way one situation
Has probably the worst inventory slots I've ever seen he's gonna die to storm is about to be a five stick
I think he's run Jixi run Jixi run Jixi run Jixi running you win
He's gonna die. Don't be there. He's healing right now
You should probably shoot his Ram.
He's going to die.
He's going to kill his Ram.
He's going to kill his Ram.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Oh, you're about to step in.
Are you fucking...
Nice.
Wait! You got this storm.
You got this storm.
You got this storm.
You are so bad.
What are you doing?
Oh my god.
You are the worst.
Did you get gold?
He's supposed to sell silver tier.
He's silver tier.
Yo.
No, silver three.
70%.
70% should we get another person swads?
some swaths. I'm on the. Yeah, sure. What do you say, James? One last run, bro. I'm getting
on boys. Here I come. Yo, I'm not going to lie, bro. You're just adorable, Jamesy. Like,
you're actually so cute. Like, I don't know how to describe it, bro. Anyone else just
agree with that? He just is cute, bro. Like, I don't know what it is. Like, just seeing
you use all your brain power is beautiful.
Alright send me an invite bro, one of you.
Thank you bro.
Let's do this yeah.
Yeah, you gotta change it from non ranks, squads, and then it'll change to rank.
USA is losing.
I've explained it nine times, wake up and smell the coffee.
This game doesn't matter.
If you think USA losing means anything right now, it doesn't mean anything.
This is your game. They're not starting their starters. Are you five years old buckles?
This has been eight hours of four night ranked Wow somebody shank me I'm gonna wear the lacy skin
Yo, we have a one-second delay rapid and polo. Welcome to this is what it's actually like
Like my skin or no
It's kind of looks like I'm not gonna lie. It's actually kind of looks like you chicks like no troll
This kind of looks like you and Loose combined
Why would they why would they make this a skin though? I didn't understand
Gotta go my own way
I would do literally anything to be golden for night. I would do anything to be golden
for night. Anything. Listen, bro. This is your rank up. You know what's crazy? I think
would have ranked up if you won. Yeah I think so too.
I mean you're mad close you're like like 80%. No he needs one win I'm not a like I don't
even think you need a win. I think if you just get like eight kills you'll
rank up. Polo how um how did you become a pro bro?
He watched my videos remember. Yeah I'm not doing that.
Let the shit go, let the shit, like please bro, I don't care, I know you won the FNCS,
good job.
You have told me about your fucking FNCS win for literally like every time I've spoke
to you on a 30 minute periodic timer bro.
I dragged the fuck out of Gamer of the Year, it's not even close to how much you dragged
this fucking FNCS.
Ron, if I hear you talking about your FNCS one more time, I'm gonna put a double
barrel shotgun in my throat.
I don't care, okay?
good job. Polo, how did you become a pro, bro? What'd you do?
I just played Hella. I just got good. Because you watched
Polo. Yes, I know. That's correct. Yo, oh my god. Hi,
guys. Is there like a server mute or something? I'm just
trying to express some positivity, bro. It's been
drinking again. You can tell. I have not drank a sip. Is
that why you're aggressive today? No, Ron. I'm
aggressive because you love having a one-second delay you love getting streams
tonight you love talking about your fncs I've even talked about that you can watch
my highlights run I've what you've you've forced your highlights down my throat
probably five different times it's literally you getting knocked in an end
game after like hitting someone and then going oh come on pizza is 5 4 400
pounds and aggressive I'm getting scared bro they're starting to scare me
man just relax jinx take a breather bro you're about to hit goal of real life's good
yo uh hold on you want to know statistic what when ron won fnc s his squad had 45 kills so
i don't know how many ron had five he had five of the 45 kills yeah i don't know statistics
six Polo or not of the contribution of his
Polo. Do you want to know? You want to know?
Jixi's been playing R six for about, I don't know, maybe like seven years.
And out of every tournament he's won something has had probably combined like,
like maybe I don't know, like 470 kills and Jixi's had 20.
Yeah. So let's talk about it, bro.
If you think I've had 20 kills combined in my life, like that'd be not
Average of one kill every three months.
I mean, dare I say one in ten?
What does that mean?
I keep seeing people say that.
What does one in ten mean?
Maybe he came up with a video.
I mean, bro, wake up and smell the coffee.
And what else does it mean, bro?
I had one kill in ten deaths, bro.
I had one, it was two years ago.
It was a horrible day.
And I've been reminded about it for two years.
Let it die.
Just let it die!
What about the two and 21 for Valorant?
Stream Slamp, blatantly, blatantly.
All right, guys, that's just so much time to queue.
This is literally gonna be 60 Stream Slampers.
I'm not even kidding.
This is the gold game, though.
How many kills do we need?
10?
Maybe like 10 kills in the game, though,
but not really.
We've seen like the top five, I think.
Actually, don't think you need it.
When I got to elite I just got like
Yo polo
We did a strap with booga you guys aren't streaming right you guys should go away
And then reboot us when we die to the stream time. It's like go away
Yep, all right run hide your mouth
Okay
Solo die you guys put up
Don't even mark it don't even mark it don't even mark it don't even mark it
Oh
Yeah
I think see me nice a a rough tonight nada. Thank the bus driver. Yeah, I know snack nada
This is your entire summer break, man
Everyone split up one of us will survive and reboot everyone split it up
God damn this kid's stomach overlaps the fucking map I can't even see where I'm going
Not a soul here boy, I'm gonna start the game
Is anybody
Probably probably on a binks later on. Yeah, they're all on them, bro
I'm in the sky for the you do your thing man. I got some placement points. You got this beat
Look at the reboot you guys remember
I'm a real pro
But you're so powerful
I'm silver three like 75% to go. This is
Gotta respect the passion from snipe nada. I would literally punch snipe nada square in the jaw in game
He has been stream sniping for eight hours sniped out of please get your life together drop dark wall down
There's someone named fall right 41 who just got knocked
Nice I'm a fucking
You got me? You got res me? You got res me? Cheers.
You should die, Jax.
Should I die like now? Like die now?
Yeah, yeah.
Alright, I'm gonna die now.
Bro, this skin is making me die, bro.
Here.
I'm gonna die right now.
Okay.
Bro, give me like some gold in your shotgun.
Right after.
Oh, I'm 1 HP. Are we dead ass?
Oh, there he is.
It's just disgusting. It's just it's fucking disgusting.
Oh my god.
Snipe data. Oh, you are the biggest loser ever.
You're the biggest fucking loser ever, Snipe Nada.
Game night started two minutes ago. Let's go.
Yo Epic, Epic Games, developer squad.
I have been calling for snipe not a guy person okay, I better know for six hours now
Does anyone work on the game?
What do you guys just killed?
Well, I'm gonna need you to literally decapitate snipe matter. All right, fuck the captain bro
If you find snipe not and kill him just shoot his body
You're just a fucking wait to carry around or you're a sack of fucking shit
Take you're actually a goyslot, bro
Yeah, bro, you're actually a fucking day
Says you alcoholic raging motherfucker, yo listen go watch my highlights on YouTube you can get better
You're fucking dead after time!
I don't fucking know if that's possible!
Learn to figure it too kid.
Then you can come talk to me.
Right now you're not on my level.
You're below me.
So speak to me with some respect bro.
I'm an elder to you.
You understand me?
What's up here boy?
What?
Let's go over here.
I live a gas.
JT if you dead ass one after this we can wash my eyelids.
No.
Uh no.
No.
No.
That's like a torture simulator like I'm done watching your highlights, bro. I'm done
I've watched that video so many times bro. I might say y'all want to see it or no?
I got you guys, bro. Let me know.
For your boy? Sit down, bro.
Guys, I'm gonna join the call after this game.
Snipe Nauta, I know you're here, you little delinquent!
Snipe Nauta, I have a hundred dollar bounty on Jinxie's head.
If you get him, bro, just be at me.
What a person or a vibe.
He's underground, boy.
Everything you do.
Hey, hey, hey, Jixie.
It's me, Ron.
Hey.
Hey, Los, it's me.
I miss Los so much.
Oh my god.
I hate him.
I hate him.
Leave and rage him because you're a rachioge.
Why did I have to drink?
Oh my god, I miss Los. Hey, Los, it's me.
Los, if you're out there, I'll never troll you again, bro. I dead-ass love you so much, bro. I'm sorry.
I'm such an alcoholic piece of fucking garbage.
Yo, Polo, bro, you wanna play together? Like, uh, like, I'm assuming.
I'm, like, on the same level as you. Let's go.
Actually, all right, we're gonna be playing with all your pees.
Now follow me all my peace. I'm the peep me other coming you know they used to call me back in the day
What brother they used to call me like the greatest fucking sniper the greatest they call me peace control stage
Well, that was my watch this you call me coming on my cell me. Are you on me?
Let him read me bro more kills for us
Right for me
Where you guys at?
Don't worry, don't worry, I'm here.
Oh, I told you bro.
I told you.
I know, that's a new one.
I don't believe you, I don't believe you.
Aion Grinchy 6-0.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it. I got it.
Hey Polo, don't even run to me. I just want to watch your gameplay, bro.
Are you serious? Are you fucking serious?
Hey Polo, I'm rebooting them sooner or I'm back.
Polo, I'm just going to watch your gameplay, bro.
Well, you don't want me to reboot you?
There's 38 people in the bunch. Should we get rebooted, bro? Or just watch them?
watch that oh I need to get rebooted not you watch a real player blood yeah
rabbit bro help me out bro
I just run you.
I think he's an ass, bro.
He's dying to revive you.
He's dying to revive me.
I'm alive.
Don't worry about me.
That guy's a noob.
Are you crazy?
Are you fucking crazy?
That's the fucking thing.
Let me get this shit.
That's the fucking thing.
That's the candy man, bro.
Are you fucking crazy?
Oh, shit.
I got a cavity.
I got picked up by Kylo Ren
and now this is Stormtrooper.
What sort of demonic fucking lobby is this?
I'm getting kidnapped man. I'm kidnapped.
Yo guys! I'm getting kidnapped. I'm kidnapped!
I'm not dead weight chat watch this here, ready?
My character is too fat bruh. Where is he bringing me?
Yo, the guy's so...
He's so...
He's so...
He's so...
He's so...
He's so unrealistic to have a skin like this, y'know?
I'm on a bow.
I'm on a bow.
Nice kill, folks!
Uh, 1v1 me and Siege.
Anyplace, anytime, man.
Am I trying to make a playbook?
I'm not a fucking hero.
Yo, boys, you wanna go up?
Yeah, I'm up.
I bet let's make this shit about us just like FNCS already watch this shit
Well, I just don't even read me. I'm just gonna watch you pull up
Just like
Well, I'm watching you
Yeah, that was like two-spotted.
Oh shit.
You're a mythic shotgun? Are you cheating?
You're a big fuck whore now.
Have a little chimp, dude.
Yo, Chad, look how he just like pops a chub down.
you ever seen someone do that before?
I reload
I hit both those kids like a hundred. You see that shotgun remit?
Yeah, I got you. Thank you bro.
Someone's lurking on this boy. I just knew that.
Let's go with them.
Yeah, let's go.
That's a gun first.
They're gonna keep on bumping, keep up.
Nice. Shit on that fucking dude.
You fucking crazy messin with the goat, bro?
You'll ever touch the goat!
That's a 10 chug by the way, you don't need it.
They're not gonna get this up.
Yo, are they crazy trying to fuck with you right now?
Are they fucking crazy?
They're both lit on the ground.
They're both on their body.
Could call my B, that's so good!
I see crazy!
I see crazy!
Get away from the fucking Prince!
Oh my god, oh my...
Oh don't do it!
No, no, no!
Oh my god!
Oh my, oh my, oh my god!
Bro!
Oh my...
Oh my god, what the fuck are you doing?
You are disgusting!
Dude it rides me like a young man, I'm not gonna get him.
Oh
No, shakumos
You're crazy, bro. You're insane.
Did you get gold?
I think you did it, bro. I think you did it, bro.
You did it, son. You're number one.
You did it, Chicks!
Raise off.
Yo, boys. FNCS though, yeah?
Yeah, Paul, I think you're not accepting Fred request for some reason.
Oh yeah, not bad. Let me turn it on.
Wait, are you playing like the difficulty stuff? I've seen you play those.
Yeah, we're going to play next week, me and you, yeah.
I look like Wes? Or you did one?
Yeah, yeah, I did two. I'm going to need you.
Let me know I don't even get to do one. Say oh, I promise gonna drop my second got you
All right boys, well that was fun. Yo, JC bro, maybe give them a thousand dollars each like I don't know
Maybe do something nice
Yo
Hold up rapping
Yeah, thank you guys bro. I would have never got cold without y'all like I'm not even you're welcome
Honestly, like thank y'all
If you ever want to play with us again, like you let us know like real talk
Ron I played with you for eight hours, bro
I wouldn't say why aren't you thinking Ron? Yeah, let's go
Gotta thank Ron here
Me and Ron went from bronze one to silver two and eight hours from like
I don't like it right now.
Yo, hey, yo, thank y'all, bro, for real.
Rod, thank you for helping me get to gold.
Polo, thank you.
Rapid, thank you, bro.
Like, Unreal or the Mickey, I'd rather literally
get jumped and robbed and beat to death than place for Unreal.
I gotta go.
I got work to do.
I love you guys.
See you soon.
Yeah, see you.
All right, I'll see you.
Guys, we're about to do game night for the first time.
25 subs off 35 fucking 1000 31 thousand see not 35,000 Wow we're almost there
Let's do game night for the first time
yo fuck everybody in this
hey
guys hey boys
tell us game night how are you guys feeling
um wait we're missing some people
David if I get their agent
excuse me
up right now. I was late for the background. What's going on? Where the f**k is going into
you? So where's Morgan and Lacey? The f**k? I'm not alive. This couldn't be a better
start. We're about to bring home this for the quarter right now. We're looking fraying
on God. So boys. Hold on. You gotta wait bro. You gotta wait. You gotta wait bro.
I
Team A teams hold on hurry hurry hurry
Guys guys, I have a hard out at ten. Yeah, me too. Where are you even at Jason?
Listen guys, we're just
Austin I got I landed on me go to slur. Wait, where are you going in Boston?
I
Norway friends gonna watch it watching my papers Holland. Oh shit. They're three cars on each team
Wait, how does that make any sense if you're in boss? You want me to go down?
Do a bop a de belle boom. That's France
Holland Holland and Holland from Norway
Damn bar you might have to tweet out of Jersey laying on the ground with you. It's sleeping
That's actually a fucking genius idea
I
Don't know farm like hard eyes or something that put your biceps up. I'm going to see
our top prison
There's hella kids top prison. I'm coming. Well, I got crazy paying 100
They're going out now. Yeah. Yeah, hold on. I'm they're just gonna zip up there. I don't have that. It's only you
Yeah
I'm better than him. So I don't know
I killed one on low as well
Wait, that was a squat?
No, it wasn't
If he shows me a pixel on his head, I'm going to take it off. I promise you
Where is he? Pink?
I'm here for game night
Oh my god, yeah, I know
What the fuck are you doing?
Hold on, guys, ready? You want to see some of this white man shit?
How's that look to you?
Stick me out
It's game night
Oh my god, it's actually game night
Yo, boys, so how do we have game night without
Without I don't know Marlon Lacey
Where boys top prison top prison with us with us
Six man of the year, but
Get some W. I cracked him. I cracked him. What am I here? Yeah, I'm down out of there. I'm better
Cracked
Hurry up hurry up. Hold on. I'm gonna give a spot to tricks out here last
Isn't that guy in the left make my PC's?
I'm shooting there's a team down here
Top prison top prison Farsad doesn't top right make my 7-11 is there bees that guy made my sheen order
Is that the same guy?
They're my family this one I know this
Thinking up the car
Did it top left eat this guy's cat? Okay, sorry
I'm the guy that's how I'm the guy that's how I've got it's me. It's me. I'm the guy
I
Think they're under us not seeing anyone
Under me they're under me
It might come up if it's about to be disabled. No boys. So game night
Mighty bad
Prison opposite prison and who in this ball is in core
Hope you mean we should we have all the core boys right here pretty much ready for game night, too
Hold on you want to go kill this guy over here. Well grappling up. I just heard it. Yeah, hold on
you got ranked higher than you.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Jesus Christ, man.
I guess, bro.
I guess.
Under me.
Oh, I got a visual war right here.
Yo.
I'm gonna party the guy that, um...
Yeah, he is.
Crack that.
Crack that.
Crack that.
Should we just get Drew all in the skull
if we don't get, like, you know...
Honestly, yes.
Buy the cheer at that.
Let's just have Drew all in the game
for a place where we want to play.
Let's get Said as well.
Like, I'm dead ass, bro.
and say we can't get a game that can save our lives.
It's actually satisfying.
I mean, me and Laze right now are kind of on two now.
Oh, they're on the building we were on before.
You know the building we were on before?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Say that, hold on.
Hey, bro.
I cracked one.
Let's just invite some viewers, too.
Why not?
Man, let's start adding people to the call.
I'll start.
Hold on, I'm trying to crack him.
He's low.
I heard you.
I look, he needed it.
Oh, that goes to this one.
Oh, up here with us, up here with us.
Oh, I'm getting something.
It's all good, it's all good, it's all good.
did did did did did did
did
yeah I got it lower everyone in this call was out here
oh E Rob's joining the call okay
so why the fuck is E Rob joining this call
I'll top it below
you know there's a game night
yeah far side far side far side
hurry hurry hurry
he's at epic
if he peeks I'm picking his head off
yup he's dead
that's fucking strong god
that's really easy for me watch out p.a.
three squads left come on
what you eating bro
we gotta set the table for game night
what you eating bro
The boat left.
Get your bitch ass up, bro.
Dead ass.
Wait, wait, wait, Ron.
You think I can church shot off of this or not?
Yo, I don't give a fuck.
Oh, in the open and on, I'm trying to get on mecha chameleon.
Anyone else?
Squirt game skin, squirt game skin.
Me.
Dead.
Who is you?
I wanna play hide and seek with the blitz.
One left, one left, one left.
Kill one, kill one, and then we church shot.
I cracked him, I cracked him.
Yo, bro, y'all aren't the only ones in the fucking car.
Yeah, nah, I'm actually...
Yo, do you have these guys in Game Chat adept too?
I'm getting guys in process in my price. I got it, bro. Don't worry. I fix it. I just had a mutt real quick
You let me know what they're done. Yo, so you say for game night or what?
Good night. Nothing's like I'm on a date, bro
God no, like are we random kids in this fucking college going on right now and y'all hop off color duty and maybe conversely with us
you. Wait. Oh, me too. Me too. Me too. Me too. Hold on. There's two teams up. We're
actually cooking. We can't get this far to get this far. What happened here? Right here.
Right here. Right here. Robbed. Guys, my food's gonna be here in five minutes. What's my food
here bro? Game night's over. I gotta eat. Hold on Ron. King's got it. Ron. Ron. Ron.
King is got it. I see him in the window. That ass here. See him dead. Last, last,
last. Let's search out. Let's search out. Okay. Hold on. I'm gonna throw this
on grapple. I don't have a grapple. I threw it. I threw it. I dropped it.
They don't have Marlin's Discord.
Can you add them?
I don't have them added.
I'm coming for you.
Hold on.
I died.
You guys have to add them.
You're good.
Yo, what's up, bro?
Are you excited?
I'm going to wait here.
Probably forever, bro.
No, I'm sure I should.
Oh, bro.
Right now, I'm about to play right now.
Marlin's faced up.
I'm going to be here.
Everything down on it.
Does everybody have anything down on it?
Yo, I'm going to call on a bottom one just now.
I don't have Drew all added on Discord.
So Lacey should join and he can get it right here.
Hold on.
I'm about to 360 blast.
It's a good pull. This is a good pull.
Let's see what Lacey's doing, bro.
Yeah, I get it.
Like, right here comes it.
Here comes the three six here, the tagging.
How is it still?
You know, left. He's right here on pink.
Well, what is Lacey doing right now?
Well, I'm not going to go.
Look, we got God shield.
Oh, you are saying I make a funnel.
Yo, yo LARPER, yo LARPER, LARPER, just chill bro. Your tics are no good.
I'm about to shove this up, don't forget.
You put money out of the game, that's what it's like, look at an easy draw.
I guess that was an easy draw, nigga.
Nigga Sugar Roller literally had a wide open fucking goal, and these, these sweeten niggas are just on top of-
You say Sugar Roller?
I said Sugar Roller, I don't know how to fucking say his name, I said Sugar Roller.
Yo, and I'm talking about the nigga how to fucking-
You don't bitch we can't sell game night like this
Hey, hey hey!
Hey, get him!
One on one run!
Oh my god!
Omis should get me mad.
I cracked it!
I got him cracked!
What the hell is...
What?
I'm taking mad damage.
Whoa!
Hey yo!
I thought you meant to say something else.
Hey!
It was no talking about.
That's how we do it.
That's how we do it.
That's how we do it.
We've got to define our arms.
Set the tone.
against all odds burger I'm not kidding you're not getting fed you could keep
looking that bull brawl appreciate it appreciate it I'm not kidding you should
have done it you bro you got that cute look on the MacBook you know I'm talking
about it's like fake lighting right like they seem like yeah and he's doing all
purpose that's why he's showing like it's traps and shit like bro like bro we
Let me see it, bro.
Let me see it, bro.
Let me see it, man.
All right, see you around.
All right, later, guys.
Hold on, Jay.
I'm going to tell you right now, Jay.
Hold on.
I don't work out.
I don't work out.
What do we think?
Why don't we have an e-board B-O-V?
Is that a vape?
Is that a vape?
production yeah what's that yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah wait wait wait hey y'all shout out cash that I'm just play way so we're never
where's Marlon and Lacey hey guys we are a chapter anyone who doesn't know we
We have a sponsor coming in right now.
Last time we did this.
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Yeah, I'm not kidding.
I'm not dead.
Yeah, production.
There we go.
We're going to finish what Ron was saying.
We do have a sponsor coming up where
we will be putting our glasses on our faces
and probably doing it for maybe 20 minutes
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OK, let's do it.
All right, let's go, come on.
Let's go, bro.
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You just
Today
Yo, Sweden's out next
What is wrong with you, bro?
Why am I sure?
No, just begin again. Lacey's noses
Bottom left
Yo middle on the bottom is so fucking
job it's okay you're sicky where'd you go bro where did he go like yo can't
wait for the start game that y'all only 30 minutes late let's go whoa why why
you're bleeding bro you know why do you just bleed so much out of your nose do
you do cope was because I give you okay switch your headset Mike bro we can't
hear you let's actually all I see silky on that we mean you can't wait
I just wanna do Freaky Warzone later or just regular.
Hello, bro. Good after that.
Freaky Warzone.
Yeah, boy, so are we on this painting game or is Lacey just gonna have paint coming out
of his nose, bro?
Like, what is this?
Wait, wait.
I'm down.
I'm loathing it up.
How do we play it up?
Oh, god.
Getting everyone to out each other's steam.
GGs.
No, no.
30 minute interval over on.
What do you say?
Can we just chop it up here and just put the speaker in our ass?
Wait, can y'all hear me better now?
Be honest.
Oh, god.
now you're on some ASMR
no I haven't put it back here yet
it's looking like my ear boy
wait a second
he's freaked out
he's freaking out
he's freaked out
are you going to be from right here?
why are you like
that's a married ass man bro
you two grown to be doing that bro
no mom and dirty
no freaky
I don't fuck with that shit
The difference between silky and more like bar come on, you know Jason likes like
Like a soft sweet
So get a fuck that shit out of you and leave you there like a little slut
I
Can't believe Marlon is married before silky. I'm
Know we don't rage is free off 30 is fast
Yeah, let me tell you something Jason. I don't want to get no parties from you game. So what you did for blue game on her birthday?
It is different
Oh
Wait, where the fuck is it? You never you never saw it. Is he dying bro?
Just put your stuff your nose with paper brothers all you need to do and get fucking moving let's go come on
Ron when I click play on mecha community. It says
Fail to start an application control policy has blocked this file
That's his money dude. Come on, bro. You made the PC to go with it. Why don't you tell him?
He didn't say anything. Yeah, that's fucked up. Hurry up and mine. That's fucked up
We got a pulse check on Lacey. What's the matter? Why is there a crime? Are you okay?
No, bro, we're going for one ass man trying to see my cat for
Right, so
Yo, Lacey, are you dying?
It's it looks like a single word, but what did y'all do with that sweetening game, Marlon?
What do you mean?
No
Why you bleed so much
Yo, and this nigga knows his bleeding right his nose is bleeding and then and then this little mallin
He's doing like this with his jaw like
Okay, and and you have a fucking pint next to your set up
Probably sort of fucking you leave
Actually, I actually have some protein
Yeah
Yeah
Wait, they're making them all in for fucking support your
Lay down and smack your feet
Is he wrong with the thugs know how to fix your bloody nose, bro
They said that that makes the redirects the blood flow to the lower body
I'm gonna figure out how to rip out of stuff your nose like this. That's it bro stuff is that click the game and manage
up bro
you look chopped tonight this is like rare right like you look chopped like i don't know how to describe it
oh shit no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no what you gonna do we're good bro
we're good bro so Ron how do i uh repair the game files uh you hold the alt then you
Press F and then you go fuck yourself.
Yo, Mar, are you coming back, little silky?
Properties.
So thank you for the gift of sub in my chat.
Oh, OK.
He's getting offline gift of subs while we're
getting just LOLs and the shit.
Shit's not free.
I'll end my shit right now.
I got a W add in my bra.
Verify the integrity of the game.
Hey, wait, it's still top.
Wait, he's still top.
No, actually, what the fuck is he doing?
There's no blackboard.
He's just ignoring your time.
Oh, god, no, stop.
What the fuck is that?
Like, oh, fuck.
Get him, Jason, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him.
Holy shit.
Fix your jaw, fix your jaw, fix your jaw, fix your jaw.
Yo, Gabe, you want to get put in the fucking edit right now?
Shit.
Why?
I can't.
Come on, what's up?
What's up?
Oh, now, why you closing your eyes?
What?
Well, I can't, bro.
Yo, don't worry, Jake.
I got somebody for more.
I got somebody for more.
I got somebody for more.
Who?
Two niggas.
Two niggas I can call right now.
Me?
Fuck no.
What is Lacey doing?
Lacey, you look scary, bro.
Hey, bro, Lacey.
Oh, I'm getting Ws in my suit.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Lacey, that's actually what's going on.
Yeah, so is everyone here ready to play the video games?
Maury, I'm still fucking down for court game night.
Yo, like, damn, you want to fuck a PlayStation mic?
What is that?
Oh, Lacey has said mecha-camelian control
policies are mine.
You're not going to suck on my life, am I?
You're kind of what?
You're a small low-key.
Oh, you're small?
You're right next to him wait hold on. Can you just both do this or I want
Here this here is
Wait wait
Yeah, you had a second but
I'm not lying yo, why we're not started, bro
What did you just say
got to quit. Hey everybody everybody.
It's about that time that everybody lost their games.
You and Lacey, stay strong.
What happened?
Thank you.
I said everybody, it's time to lost their games.
It's top one.
Come on, man, come on, man, come on, man, come on, come on.
You made a huge group leader, nigga.
I don't want to go this time to eat.
Come on, man, come on, man, come on, man, come on.
Get him up, get him up, get him up.
I don't even know what that was about.
That was crazy.
Come on, guys, add him back, bro.
He's only like 24, 10 years old, bro.
Yeah, hold on.
Let's get him back.
I'm a little top ten boys
Wait, what do I do when it actually says it failed at the process just
Like your dead ass so cute
Line my ass up. Yo, we ready to play or no
Hey, that's we've been sitting here for fucking 40 minutes. They said run it as an administrator
I wasn't cool. Yeah, I got you back. Yeah, honestly, that's how me Jason
Yo, what did you get a burger from what?
How I run it as administrator
Yo boys, so we wait another 45 minutes. Yeah, let's hop on down. I got
It's it's I can't get it launched. It's saying it's fail. It's fail. There's no way you can't launch fucking mecha chameleon
Is
He'd use that no no no maybe I just go right when I like that alone
We should do underwear night everybody's got a game in there under there
I'm so down.
Who the fuck put that on my chair?
Ha ha ha!
Who's he talking to?
Who's he talking to?
Who's he talking to?
Not that funny, right?
Uh oh.
Man.
I put a pin in the one side.
Bro, you know what I hate?
This man is Suki stole Marlin's shirt.
Yo!
Yo!
Man, I'm crazy!
I'm crazy!
I'm so your dad!
I'm so your dad!
I'm so your dad!
I'm so your dad!
Yo!
Yo!
I'm right now. I'm going to
be crazy. You a slag jack.
You're a slag jack. That's
crazy. They sent this same
shirt to all of them. All of
them. I did. I did. I did.
You're not ready. I'm almost
I
See down in the fucking burger with fucking
a tap-cap bro like can we just
take your pants off
what?
it's underwear night it's underwear night
wait so what am I playing the game on?
production
oh my god
you don't even know what I'm playing
I think Chameleon
make
oh man I lost a lot of money
I had a game maker studio Ron
do you know what that is
no I'm not some type of technician bro
I don't know how to do that
like I don't know what you fucking want me to do
took it why are you walking around the room
I don't think I understand. I have a very important
I'm not
I
I'm ready to game
I
Got one nigga he swallowed a burger and T-minus fucking two second
Like go ahead do the thing bro. Do the thing
I'm gonna go hit it my team right now
Alexa churn white lights on
No way it doesn't work God try that I could get it there is thing
Oh shit. Fuck me or shit.
The epic, man. It was good.
It was good, I think.
Wait, why are you whispering?
Why are you whispering?
He's got it.
I got it, I got it. His parents are sleeping.
Okay.
Uh, what?
We can't hear you.
I almost got it, y'all. Hold on.
Well, wait virus threat protection
Managed settings, okay epic epic. We'll add we'll add you back on a different like earlier night when you could talk all right
I'm not worth it. I will oh
x86 Dean apps
It's up to still trying to figure out
Oh okay epic epic epic
Have a good night
Comment
We'll get to it a group chat next game then okay, but it's earlier
I think I got it
Epic out
Epic Out
Epic Epic Epic Epic
Yeah later epic
Alright
We're ready to play
I think I've figured it out hold on
Yo we played right now
Parker!
Get the fuck out!
Did I do it?
Oh my god
Go fuck yourself
I'm into it bruh
Bro why'd you turn the camera off?
Why'd you turn the camera off?
What is this error on my phone?
And it's my call
And it's not
Soki why'd you turn your mic in camera off?
I'm sorry, Bob. I'm sorry.
Yo, so when Bob gets on the
camera, that's what you say,
so you're sick of the habit.
Jason, tell Bob I said thank you
for the for the spring rolls.
What?
I might need to have to believe
it.
I know.
I know.
I might need to have to delete it.
No, no, no, no.
You don't want to do that.
Without content, I'm not going to see you.
Jason, you're mudded, bro.
What? What's going on?
Don't be fooling around. You know what he's doing?
Yo, bro, I'm going to phone my dad right now, bro.
I got to go. I got to go.
I got to go, y'all.
Y'all are not a lot, bro.
I can't do this shit, bro.
It's my virus protection that I took.
How are you going to see me?
Oh, my God!
What the hell are you doing?
I need to go to like you were sitting here playing war zone. You didn't even see to make sure your game was fucking working
No, but this is a different one. It's it's what's it?
Right click
It's all I got a bear find integrity of the game. Maybe
Hey, hey. Hey, what's up?
Hey, hey.
Yo, man, don't kill yourself.
We're in a flock studios.
I think I'm lucky to be if you ever feel like taking your life,
bro.
Don't do it.
Don't do it, bro.
Don't do it.
Yo, can we get this game back?
Boys, it's adaptation.
It's adaptive special, bro.
Like, well, well, I don't know.
Everything else it's not working right get yo remove Lacey away from all of my I have never seen mama do all this mouth
Stuff. Yeah, bro. I don't know what cookie did today, but yeah, he's on something. Yeah, mama's a good guy
But leave him alone. Lacey stop making deals. Oh, I don't
I can't hear you. I can't hear you.
I can talk. Oh, what's up, Epic?
What's up?
Epic, it's not bedtime for you.
I can't hear you.
It's not bedtime for Epic.
He's a grown man.
Okay, Epic, we're about to play game night,
but you have one minute to tell everybody
why you want to join Core.
It's not working.
It's unplugged my controller
No
Basically the reason why I want to work is because you guys just let me be a contact me myself to do collapse
And I feel like I'll be as out of class it because I can get extremely ideas
I'm very talented. I
Can just help you guys out with any situation
I'm not not. Wait, that's it.
What's the story for each person in this call?
Honestly, that was a pretty good picture.
That's actually good. That's actually good.
Wait, would you ever play game night with us one of these nights, Epic?
Like actually, you want to hop on my microphone with us, bro?
Hey, why are you saying I'm rude?
Because I turn on my camera.
Out of sale.
Because I turn on my camera, I'm going to turn it on,
I don't know. Hold on. Hold on.
You're epic, bro. For now,
just go to sleep. Yeah, we'll
catch up because I gotta call
you later anyway about the
other thing from earlier. But
I just call me. We're all
like together. Well, I'm
basically, you didn't, you
didn't even like, you didn't
even talk to him about the
question that you asked him
early. I mean, he said he
wasn't joined as a discord on
Rory Corp. I said, oh,
the contract only no he doesn't want to live at the courthouse just discord only
oh my house is so I can't get around I said I'm down I'm gonna send you a
contract over what he's gonna be we get 80% you get 20% of all I thought it was
90% honestly I don't want anyone oh we'll take a hundred okay I could see I
I
Did this already wait epic. What do you mean by you can't talk out loud? What is that already did this night time for him?
He used to go to bed
No, he said he said he doesn't want to live here because of his health. It's just ask why can't he talk out loud?
No, he's a stupid
I'm trying to ask a question
Questions
I'm not talking to the rest of these fools. Okay, don't we're not talking to these guys
I think you said because you're a health problems
OVC
I think we hop on the game, y'all.
I've been waiting.
Where's everybody at?
No, we got one game in us.
We got one game in us.
No, we're not doing it.
Wait, no, y'all.
I'm not going to lie.
Let's run it.
All right.
Can I just speak for one second?
Wait, so epic.
So epic.
Let's just say for instance, right?
Somebody was screaming as loud as they can on the mic.
You think your mom will hear it?
No, so no, please.
Parker, if you don't get down,
I'm going to fucking turn you into a campfire.
Oh my God.
You almost did a thing.
You almost did a thing, bro.
I
Who's making the server?
Can you get on the game? I'm all the game. I'm there on it. Well, I'm looking at it right now, bro
I've been waiting on y'all. Yeah, guys. Why do you want to say something?
Let's do it in the game, bro
Let's get to the game now, y'all.
All right, everyone lost their game right now.
I don't know what any lost thing is right now.
Jason, if you keep your cam on, bro,
I can put you on my shit.
Don't worry.
I got you, bro.
You have a great day.
I got a great session.
NMS can eat, bro.
I got you.
Keep your cam on, Jay.
So you can go right to Simon.
I can mark the fuck out of you, all right?
OK, yes, it's not.
OK, that's why I'm here.
No, I'm not.
I don't know the odds you.
I still keep my days.
You can't hang up.
I got some big body heat.
like shit. What is true good
for bro? Why?
We're all on the game. I'm waiting for y'all to take this.
You trying to play? You trying to use the blade blade?
Who met the minister? It was scoffing down a burger.
Like, well, not here it is.
I'm trying to get out of this.
Listen, listen, don't show the discord.
I'm about to link the thing right now.
Don't show it to Jason.
Don't. Is that it? Okay, that's it.
Wait, Jason. Smile real quick.
I don't know he heard Lacey.
He doesn't have the game.
Download it.
Yo, I'm so he stopped.
Got a dog game.
I bro.
It's at 88% bro.
I'm done.
I'm on the game.
My name is done.
I'm on the game.
I'm on the game.
I'm on the game.
I'm on the game.
Sorry.
45 minutes late.
Very waiting for y'all, bro.
Hey.
Not bad, kid.
Not bad at all.
I'm going to be really honest.
You know what to do
Yeah, Jason it's like it's like your top half is just like so tough and then you just get to the bottom and it's like a
What oh my dig for what I can't get
God
You're jealous of my body
Send a fucking code J did that
I'm so high. We want that
speaking in English in the
chat. Let's just say the
tone. Yo, we was typing in
Swedish. I'm gonna let him
guys. If anyone doesn't know
Jason is playing on Patreon
right now. Make sure to sub
to the Patreon. Yeah. His
exclusively on Patreon. Yeah.
Exclusive. Make a we need a
Hey, Burger's actually so cute. I just said his name, he looked at me and then he meowed while making biscuits.
Wait boys, Epic is back, Epic is back.
I give him a kiss, bro, hold on.
Hi, Burger.
Alright, this is the server. I'm putting the discord right now, don't leak.
Find server.
Is it a public or private?
I don't know.
Okay.
Wait, how do we know how to do this? I'm not gonna lie.
Rest in peace, Burger, he got it.
Enter text.
He got hit by a bazooka.
boo chat boo
oh my god i'm actually joining
guys don't leak the code
yo i'm gonna keep it a bug i really don't know what i'm moving
you gotta just search
yo marla's not gonna be able to join the fucking game
you gotta you gotta be able to you yeah
search search search okay i'm trying to find a searcher boys
search search find server find server right
do not leak don't leak it don't leak it actually
find server find private server
i need a Pepsi bro
is this
north america
what you just asked yes it's north america
i can't find it's not it's not working i can't find it
it's not searching for me either
i got invited so i'll just invite y'all boys
yeah me neither me neither
honestly yeah
i think jason mix up the pastor and the surger name
i need to put china wax
oh yeah it is
yeah he's in china and south korea servers
oh i gotta invite from sega and naldo
I don't know though.
You silk?
What is, you know what?
Who is this?
Are my friends this?
What?
I really do be vibing now.
It's rug.
What the fuck?
I said it's silky the dog.
Hey, how do I join?
I think I'm joining, I'm joining.
I just invited rug by Asi.
You accepted an invitation to play Mecha Chameleon.
Wait Lacey, what's your steam name?
What's your steam name, Lacey?
I'm like, oh look, I'm on a whole different steam.
I'm joining, I'm joining.
If Jason could invite me then I'm good.
I invited Lacey. Hold on. Wait. Yeah, I said I'm sure.
Rest in peace. Burger. Yo, can someone just tell me what to do?
Yo, yeah. Do you want me to hold your hand and join in the lobby?
Come on, bro. Bro, I really, I really see it though.
Like, can I share my strength? Like, in order to be as athletic and as good as he is at most things,
I think I did too. I'm not a lot. I think you I think you that I saw like I bet should I be like good at games or they all want to be good at letting you. Wait Ron, you like me again?
me again I don't know what anything in this major brother like you're a bot like oh yeah
but it's the same way like Ron bro like Ron is dead ass like a retard record so it's
like you're gonna hate like you know I'm not alive like you are you're out that as my
house come at moxie Ralph fuck oh he went there oh you like oh he did I did go there
I'm going to make a new server.
Yo, Jason, I need that. I need
the right server names. Um,
I'm going to make a new server.
Wait, what's the invite? I don't
know how to look at the name. I
thought I said you're on the
right name. I'm I mean, I'm not
going to run and more like
complete averages and then
Jason is going to show you the
video. I'm going to show my
chat 15. I'm like, I'm like
I commented on every single one every time I get one of you getting mocked by mom. I've come and I said brutal
I'm not even getting a good ass fine one right now off the bat
We're gonna be like Jason's be average at literally everything or be like really good at one thing
You know I'm saying I'm gonna be honest. This is not true. I'm jack of all trades
Oh
Press F. Yeah, I don't know how to invite y'all I'll be honest brown GG's game. I see fucking cooked
It's actually working
Wait, he's got all the added look at me Jason. Oh
I
Already in the game
Jason you can't invite me you know that right Jason you can literally
Bro, what's your username bro?
Oh silky the dawn
All right, we're missing Lacey and Marlin
No, no, what's your steam your steamboat and I use controller
Marlin Marlin's
Marlin steam code Marlin steam code
I got to pay I'm trying to pay yes
yes I just realized bro they don't even know how to play the game bro this is
not gonna work well it's gonna be good trust it's gonna be funny yeah maybe if I
could get in the lobby we'll figure it out oh my god Lacey what's your username
bro AJ say fuck my little shit AJ to do the thing
I'm gonna send my friend down here I do the splits on your shit man this is
My friend completion here
We feel like a puzzle piece
Oh, I added you. I added you.
Oh, hoes. Oh, here we go.
Okay, I was in pain.
Yes or no.
Put your sign code in the
Jason, I accepted your acceptance.
I'm not a bad guy, this is a heat pain.
I'm paying you to pay me to pay me.
Should we just get a like Rocket League or something like that?
Jason, right knee.
Jason, right knee.
I got you.
Jason, right knee.
This is a pre-horizontal.
I'm not going to lie.
Jason, right knee.
I heard you.
Hold on.
F?
Hold on.
Hold on.
I was able to paint.
I found it.
I found it.
I found it, Jay.
Space sports are coming to see me in that color.
Jay, I found it, Jay.
Oh, you have to.
Jason, you got it.
I'm ending it.
Oh, Jason, you got to invite me.
I invited you.
OK, I got to invite you.
It doesn't work.
It doesn't work.
It doesn't work.
It doesn't work.
It doesn't work.
So I added your wall.
Yeah, yeah, everybody.
What do you mean it doesn't work?
Accept it and it does not work.
It doesn't do anything.
What do you mean it doesn't work?
Don't ask to go.
Yo, Jason, you must ask.
How does it not work?
I don't know.
That's what I'm trying to explain.
Make sure you're not using the sound.
Accept it from in-game.
What does that mean?
Yo, Jason, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Wait, Jason, try to invite me in-game.
Jason, invite me in-game.
Your name doesn't show up.
I think it's because you just got on my friends list,
so I think we got to restart the lobby.
What?
Where we going?
No, this is just kick-em.
Mad Dub used in the chat.
All right, bro.
Everybody leave the lobby.
Everybody leave the lobby.
Wait, I thought we were all around, bro.
you have to restart, how do I leave this shit?
okay hold on
there's a famine going on
I don't really know how to leave
what?
I'm not like the character bro, that's a good creep
how do you leave the server?
I had to find out a law.
Marlon, stop thinking.
Please.
It's not me.
What am I saying?
Please, guys.
I'm on stage two right now.
Marlon, please.
I'm on stage four.
I'm actually going to go missing for seven days, y'all.
If you don't stop, please.
Marlon, I don't know.
I am lost.
Marlon, so I think you don't be on this for a while.
Yeah.
When you click on C, when you click on C,
your mic fucking moves, so it lets us know that you're the one doing it.
I need an invite.
Yeah, you just fucking stop.
You fucking stop.
They say, invite me.
USA lost last minute, y'all.
Shut up.
It'll be easier if you just got to make them cold.
It doesn't matter.
It'll be better.
Come on.
Come on.
It'll be easier if you got a working couple, Jason.
Like a working server.
Hey, Jason.
Hey, I got it.
I want to do it.
Say hello to our own Japanese server.
Yo, whose name is Cole?
My name is Cole.
My name is Cole.
I can't join now, bro.
I can't join.
You have to invite me again.
It doesn't work.
Yeah, yeah.
I'll make a new one.
I'm making a new one.
Making a new one, guys.
Everybody, we got this great server.
We get a W.
Wait, you should be a now server.
Pay nice have.
Remember that one.
What?
It's not Vietnam, bro.
How many of us are in this call?
Six?
Seven.
Yeah.
We have Epic here.
What's up?
What's up, Epic, bro?
Epic's a lot.
What's your tactic for today, shit?
Here we go.
I'm just joining you, bro.
What's that noise I had?
I almost heard my lawn in the microwave.
I like the vibes.
Fuck is that? What was that on my screen, man?
Hell, please, man.
All right, this is the username and password.
Hide your screens, hide your screens, hide your screens.
Okay.
All right, password.
All right, password.
Private server.
Man, it's too sensitive to the server.
Why are we having a lot of...
I don't even think about it.
Why are we having chasing the fucking lean host of the server, bro?
Like...
Because I'm a fucking group leader, bro.
Just join the server.
I got it.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna try. I'm gonna try.
Wait, can you invite me, Jay? It doesn't work. It doesn't work.
It doesn't work?
Yeah, don't eat the shit, bro.
Oh. I'm on the way. I'm on the way.
Yeah, what's good graphics settings for this game?
Everything that happens.
Guys, that actually works, though.
Oh, I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in.
Lacey, Jason, adapt.
It's cooking go, man.
We can finally do it, bro, please.
Wait, I got it.
I got this y'all
Wait, is it all?
Not all cats boys
It's not all cats bro
It's just a cat
I thought Burger was a cat
Wait, I'm waiting
Let me in
Let me in
What was that?
It's a let me in
What do you mean?
You just join
Oh my god I'm in
Oh my god
So it's gonna be three verse three. Yeah, so who wants to be seeking and hiding first
What's we that?
What's the MIT three verse three? Yeah, three verse three. No, I wait. Yeah, so wait. How many hunters how many hunters?
I feel like I feel like 100 is better no
You press F on your keyboard you could paint and press F again you press order to do an email to do it like a spot like look
I'm bet like this and you press F
We should play infected
all just fucking make me hunt bro you gotta wait you gotta wait it's seven
seconds wait 70 seconds so this is for you hide of wait no no you can't hide in
there
Oh
I heard you
How do I get out of this position Jason I'm stuck up here
I have 30 seconds hold on.
Look how obvious this spot is.
Nice to go. Nice to go. Nice to go.
Ron, why are you hiding like that?
Third second. Third second. Third second.
Third second. Third second. Third second.
Why are you running like that, man?
It's way brown.
Wait, how do I color? How do I color?
What's up? What's up? What's up?
What's up? What's up?
Wait, how do I color please?
Look at your screen.
I'm not going to buy me.
This is not going to be so much.
Wait, how did how did I just do it?
I just had it.
Whoa.
Search dark voice.
Here we go.
Oh, here I come.
Wait, how do I swap to see?
How do I swap to see him?
Wait, what?
Oh, here we go.
Here we go.
Shh.
Shh.
Wait, what the fuck?
Be careful.
Be careful.
Yo Chaz, this is good, how do you spell it?
How do I get it?
I don't get it, Chaz.
You're the fuck out of here!
You suck my nuts!
Bro, I didn't know how to paint!
Chaz, how do I swap people?
Is that working?
Oh my god.
I seem to...
Fuck, man, I saw it.
You are!
You're the best!
I
Know what was hiding if you want
Press five press five and you can just like expect a lover what
Oh Jason that's my spot
So you soak you got to figure something out
I
Wait Marley lock in here. Yo, it's not giving up calm. I
Mean brown you could use all the help you can get on now is that's really look Marlon really?
Marlin you had it you had him
There's no way you're that down those two look at the propane take true Marlin the propane takes do they look
it out. It's not it out. You're
Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.
Wait, wait, wait, hold on.
Check. Wait. You're really
close to Sill. No, no, no, no.
Look. Look at the gold.
No, hey, you could get any texture textures
This is good for a sped
Yeah
I
Marley just start chewing shit, bro
Yo yo, I mean you see my brain my nuts
Look for movement look for movement look for movement easy slowly but surely
You're so funny.
You're so funny.
You just actually do the worst play ever, bro.
Come on, do it again.
Do it again.
I'm smiling.
Do it again.
Do it again.
Do it again.
Do it again.
Do it again.
Do it again.
Do it again.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, you can hide as items?
Yo, you're so tall!
Yo, go find Suki, bro! He's in this room!
That's my only entry! Jason's never getting caught!
Bro, if you can hide...
Yo, I'm not gonna lie! I have to be the seeker at this point!
I bet I have to be the seeker!
If you can hide with items, that's like, bro, what?
Mullen! No, be hide as an item!
If you did...
Mullen!
I'm an item, Mullen!
Mullen, come get me!
Mullen, hide the thing! The red thing!
Y'all...
I'm the monster!
I'm the monster!
I'm the monster!
You're a monster!
Yeah!
Yes!
I'm gonna be the hunter.
No, just don't run, I'm gonna be the hunter.
Don't worry.
No, that has to be it.
That has to be his first person down.
Oh yeah, put it infected.
Put it on infected though.
So that when someone gets hit, they're right there.
Easy, easy, easy.
I'm bad, I'm bad.
Wait, but what's infected?
But what's infected?
Can't you guys know where we are?
Like, do we have to move?
Whoa!
You gotta switch it to infected
How much time like 500 seconds, I don't know what do you think no they're saying 120 is good
It is good for a wait time or search time search time. I'll put like I'll keep it the same. Oh
If I hold it to the right like this it makes it bigger my god, this game is fun. I should like this same map
Same map or new map
Same map
I'm seeking y'all I'm seeking
90 seconds, and then I just
And it's no item right
Yeah, should I or no
It is an item to know you mean items, bro. I can you hide it?
You gotta just paint, bro
Wait, am I hiding am I happy with
Here we go, y'all
Oh
Let's see how I compare it next to Marley Marley got to really one cuz
Oh my god, why is that like dope coming here spoiling we don't do no stitches over here. I'm dead. I'm dead
I mean I'm locked in I'm locked in I'm locked in
I'm dead I'm dead.
I'm dead I'm dead.
25 seconds.
25 seconds.
Ah, GT's fell.
Ooh!
Boom!
Here we go, here we go.
Ooh.
I can't.
Oh no, oh no.
search begins now
what is that? what is that? what is that?
I'm in I'm looking for you guys how do I rotate the camera voice wait a second
I'm looking for you guys.
How do I rotate the camera, boys?
Wait, Ron, we can do it together now, right?
Yeah, bro.
Fuck!
You sound like an H, bro.
All right.
I was lazy. Where would I be?
Nice.
Nice. Look at my lips.
Please look at my lips.
Wait, where was he?
Where was he?
Look at what he was wearing, though.
Look at what he was wearing.
He was on a walk, bro.
I'm getting body unmuted.
I'm getting body unmuted.
You guys can be on the you can take it off the emote. We'll have a lot of sushi
And take my shit off the emote
Wait is that him right there? Yes, how is he so little?
It's just okay this map's too small we're too good now now we understand it. I
Hear the whistle. It's all right. I like it's small like into areas
I just told you it's just silky left. Oh Jason you're kind of calm. What was that? I?
Crouched
I'm not gonna lie I don't think we do infected man. I think yeah
I don't want to read it.
Jason, apparently if you download
that, it works for everyone.
All you got to do is select this,
and it'll force out for everyone.
Oh, I shot him.
Hey, I'm off the line.
We need more time to hide.
Yeah, we need more time to hide.
Hey, don't do infecting.
Just have him on our secret.
He's useless.
I ain't gonna lie.
I don't want to read it.
So like 130 seconds in or some shit
I'm gonna do like
I'll up the seeking time by a little bit
Lower-seeking
Same but higher the hiding time into like 90 seconds or like two minutes maybe
I mean, I'm gonna be on over 60 seconds. It's not enough time for that
Autistic
So you do some shit like this
I'm not gonna get it.
Jason, what's wrong with that?
You know, your dad, your mom is doing the bridge on your dick right now, bro.
I'm not gonna have any movement.
Jason, you good, bro?
Thank you for the seven months.
Love is flash.
Jason, what are you doing?
I think Jason, I think Jason.
Oh, take your time. I didn't know that.
Jason just turned his computer off in his act like he lagged out.
Bro, if he did.
if you did bro and I say since I like wrong sorry bro I gotta go bro bro Jason
bro like his camera bro Jason bro Jason bro Jason bro Jason the chat bro
Ron was about to be actually see Jason bro only acting nose bro fake class
I don't know. I don't see it.
It didn't really matter though.
That match right now. I'm not
going to. It did. Yeah. Why?
Why? It did. It did for good
place. Wait. Hold on. Ron made
a server. You're about to go
get friends, bro. So how do I
change the stuff out? How do I
change it? What's this out?
Boy, you're going to love
this map that we're about to
It has a cream or does that have a hot dog or does that a sponsor or all of the above
It's workshop that works
Space to copy and then I click space to copy
the hang of it game what here we go here we go wait we have to download this shit too
wrong download the mod must be down hold on the rest are the mod must be down click here
to download it yeah I can't click I see it look who's back well look who's back
now what look who's back way I'm downloading this map pretty hard to
deal with this I was taking it like taking two more hours with download subscribe
subscribe thanks I subscribe please take this out wait but Jason can't do it
I'm downloading but I'm not 15% right now. It's taking a minute. I'm downloaded it. I downloaded it. Oh
My game look like this. It's just Jason. We're right. Okay. I'm joining or no
I gave you the code don't leak it the whole night David five
Oh, is this shit in the shit?
What are you fucking talking about, Mark?
Hey, I'm in!
Yeah, download it.
Watch out, what is making you rotate this thing?
Am I stuck on this shit?
Oh my god, download this.
Oh my god.
Oh man, I got it.
To probably change your name from Drew Wall to Marlon.
Oh god, oh god, man.
Wait, is that working?
No, I'm not leaving. I'm just down on the map
Words in the sentence
when the diamond gym video is coming out baby daddy probably in the next 48 hours I do the
I'm 86. I'm 86. You don't know what I'm doing.
Oh, you're not in the server. No, you don't understand, like...
What? It's got to be with a routine. You can rotate. You just move around.
No, no, no, like when you're in painting mode. Yeah, you can. You just press F, move your mouse, press F again.
Don't get about it. I'm not seeing black code.
I'm not seeing black code. I'm not seeing black code. I'm not seeing black code.
I
It's starting bro
Literally go search it up on steam cuz it wouldn't let me find the secret would you look down?
Guys my game crashed.
Yo, say on God your game crashed.
My game crashed, bro.
Yo, man, this shit up, bro.
Marlon is singing.
Jason's on a laptop.
Silky doesn't want to join.
Like, whatever.
I think it's okay, right?
I don't know.
I'll come back.
I'm on my way
Oh my god, I just got 10 gifted
Thank you bro
I'm not even kidding man, it's like a quarter level test.
Is it phone time or friend time?
43 seconds, hold on.
It's finally there is break.
Oh my god, Spoopy with a big five gift dude.
Jason's getting all the stuff.
Nice, nice.
Oh my god, Ali with the five.
No, no, no, no, no.
But what if I put it ten?
What?
What?
What?
Jake, anybody want to join?
Anybody want to join?
No.
No.
No.
I'm expecting it on right now.
Yo, I have my hair down on my head.
I'm going to get my face on the ground.
I'm stuck in a wall.
I'm stuck in a wall.
It's not bad.
It's not bad.
I'm stuck in a wall.
I'm stuck in a wall.
Wait, wait.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Anonymous with the ten.
Of course, he with the ten.
Oh my god, I hear him everywhere.
That's me that's me everyone's be here
Wait, I'm not wait. I'm not in your game. Yeah, I know bro. Just join the lobby bro. We're gonna
Know this game nice shit is this cuz just call
I have a god spot! I have a god spot!
Maybe I got you because you're a phase through a fucking wall, bro.
I had a f- nah, you can't lie.
No, I might be the best at this game!
No, they see, there's no game, bro. It's just you and me, bro.
I might be the best at this shit!
Hey, man, come and fight me, buddy!
I'm gonna try to trick shot. This is Sponsite.
Me? I think I'm good.
Bro, I gotta turn my sense up.
Holy big 50, bro.
I'm not gonna lie, I might just start hunting bro, fuck it John, right y'all?
If you're flashing, I'll hit you.
What are you even saying, buddy?
I think you like to start hunting.
When you put out words at it or not, do you use your brain, Mark?
I'm not coming find me!
Oh, it's all.
Let's make it sure, Chet, no call.
Oh, you're out here?
Oh, man.
No, maybe he hit a whistle, bro?
How is that always...
I didn't!
I hit a whistle again.
Yeah, that's not embarrassing.
I'm not gonna lie, that bro, that's just embarrassing, bro.
That's an embarrassing game.
That's his innocence.
Why are you always first blooded, bro?
Hold on.
Where is he?
Where is he?
Hey, he whistled, bro.
Hey, he whistled.
The whole night, thank you for the five gifted.
Big five gifted.
Hey, he whistled, bro.
Oh, shit.
I
Shoot somebody bro, I don't know where somebody is
The poem. Thank for that big 10
Find him bro. He's on me. See if you can find us. Yeah, don't read your chat. Come here. I'm not I'm not the seeker
Be honest, be honest, be honest, be honest.
You're not honest, you're not honest.
We got it, we got it.
You're so bro and I saw you.
I was not wisdom ring so much.
Yo, I got, come here, you're a steeper.
I got to hear everything.
I'm down here so much.
More than recipe, recipe.
I mean, hold on, hold on.
I should do it.
I'm gonna get a shot,
then I don't want a shot,
then I want to sniper.
Oh my God.
Or you can't not strip shot back.
Oh my God bro.
Bro, you're such a good small life.
at this point I had such a good spot again look at my spot I was a wide load I was a wide load
we got only three players here in our lobby
where's Jason's stream he's not on patreon
I'm so big in lords.
I'm so big in lords.
I'm so big.
Why are you so big in lords?
They are so big.
Wait a second.
I don't want to be in the video.
Bro, what are you talking about?
Bro, what are you talking about?
All right, chat.
So now let me answer the question.
My little key, I don't like that.
How do I?
How do I climb?
Let me answer the question, chat.
Right here, right?
Wait, wait, is this a Black Ops map?
Is this a Black Ops map?
Yes, Black Ops map.
Is this a Black Ops map?
Oh, yes, it is a Black Ops map.
Let's have a look.
Emo, you seeker.
Yeah, Emo me, Emo me.
I don't want no cheating.
I'm going to violate you.
But you might just genuinely never find me.
You want a bet?
Yeah, like, look at that.
How do you have textures?
How do you have textures?
I'm gonna give you the book you might not ever find you're never gonna find you're
literally a so I don't know how to get on the floor yeah it's really loud what the big
five oh why am I this is we thought the big five and one of them one of them was
a gift itself Ron yours Ron yours Marvin Hood hello can I do that oh fuck guys
Why am I moving? Why am I moving?
Oh yeah. Oh yeah. 30 seconds boys.
Why am I already sticking boys ass?
Oh you said the love.
Yes! 30 seconds!
Chad is this going to make you like be honest?
Like I don't...
Why is my camera going to move?
I don't think you're going to find me. Like I'm not kidding.
I don't know. I don't know.
Like no trial.
If Morlin finds me, like I'll give you a thousand.
I'll give you a thousand.
Hold on, it's not bad.
No, no, no, no, no, no, it's time, it's time!
It's a good spot, yes or no?
I don't think he's gonna find me.
Oh, one, one, God, I don't think you're gonna find me.
Let's use your sight.
That's actually, that's actually not that bad.
Marlin, fix your sights, Marlin, fix your sights!
I'm getting there, I'm getting there.
Oh, okay.
Yo, Ron, don't even lie.
Don't even lie, Ron, actually.
Marlin, press five.
Marlin, when you're done, that's a nice spotted up.
Like, you should probably like...
Ron, don't lie.
You're a cop! Wait, you're just a lucky cop!
You're talking to yourself, you fucking...
I couldn't figure out how to get up.
How could you get up onto this?
So, if you lock in, bro, you're gonna never, like, find us.
I'm not thin. I'm not thin.
See, I like this, not bad, but, like...
Yo, Rob, don't lie!
You see everyone else's spot.
I don't know more! It's not like...
But, okay, if you're hiding, press the five button.
Just press five, and then you can left-click, and then you can left-click, and right-click.
What do you mean?
Oh!
more press five and then you could left click right click five and then you
can at least try to drop shot around the map for all so I can I can see y'all
wait Chad there's a lace yo yeah yeah you're calm
in there no jesus calm
where is oh holy shit I listen listen I didn't enable whistling so I mean
Yo listen the one key makes it so you whistle just everyone whistle right here and there so it's not like
I'm gonna keep it a buck silk you might be rat it might be rats
Okay I don't think you're gonna find anyone I'm not even kidding I don't think I'm gonna find anyone
I'm gonna keep it a buck
Why are you not whistlein' why are you not whistlein'
I don't think you're gonna find me in that class
Hey shut up shut up shut up shut up I can't hear you I can't hear you
I'm whistlein'
I'm sorry you're a freak
It's not bad be honest give it a buck
It's not
Uh oh
I don't give a fuck I'll spam my whistle you're still
Why would I hold on to it?
Why would I hold on to it?
Bro.
I'm not Marlon, this is the worst spot.
I can burn.
Look at what Suki's doing right now.
He's so bad.
Do you not see me?
How did you not see me?
How did you not see me?
Yo Suki, are you blind?
Bro, you cannot be real.
Why are we lying to you?
Yo motherfuckers, you're wrong!
You're wrong!
I ain't born wrong!
How the fuck are you there?
You can press the number four and three wrongs.
Yo Ron, how the fuck did you do that?
He can't, yo, on guy's never seen me, I'm gonna just whizz out, fuck it.
He's never gonna find me.
He's never gonna find me.
He's dead, look at him, he's just a fucking idiot.
He's looking, he's fucking.
He's so, so fucked.
He's so... so dumb.
Why you guys sent me to stop? He's never gonna find any of us, bro.
He's 140 seconds to find one of us.
Yo, Jay, you're calm, bro.
Jay, Jason's is the most calm. Silk, you're never finding that.
Jay, your shit is actually calm, bro.
Yeah, I'm an artist, bro.
I'm a liar, I'm a liar, I'm a liar.
I like Lacey, Lacey's not bad.
Yo, trying to find this hardest shit, bro. Bro, whistle then.
Lacey, Lacey, that's pretty nice, I'm a lot.
What's he lost?
Everyone just whistle, bro. He's the lost cause.
How do you whistle Ron? How do you whistle?
Ron, how do you whistle?
Actually not bad!
Yo, Silky, not a single person?
How did he not find Morlin?
Dude, I'm a beast.
Yo, oh my God, Silky's dead as long.
Oh my God, oh my God.
Yo, Silky, do you even find out?
You're a bitch! So kill a bitch!
Hey, Silky, you're a bitch!
You're my bitch! You're my bitch! You're my bitch!
You're my bitch! You're my bitch! You're my bitch!
You're my bitch! You're my bitch!
I love you!
He's saying that shit is crap!
You like that? Wait, how do I switch? How do I look at your?
Five and then...
I'm spending that's me so if you find me
He's not gonna find me
Yo, this is walking to the garage and walk out of the garage, please
I
Just couldn't find anyone
We could turn infection mode back on I'm not gonna like this now. Everyone knows how to play
So you get caught you can become a
Time is mad big though like yeah, I'm up the top of your painting and then not doing a lot of times a search
Well, let me make me mess with the settings. I force whistle what every 30 seconds. No
No, it's gonna be a force or something. Oh, I know why I'm gonna hide in fun
Yeah, like that's just gonna be I don't know why we get the same
Okay, search time. I'll make that I'll make it 500. No make it like I make it like
360 seconds
And then
What the fuck is that I'm there?
This is just cheese, bro.
Yeah, dummy.
The rich has had it, bro.
This is cheese.
All right, so lock in, bro.
Lock in, lock in.
Now, we gotta get locked in.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Lock in.
This game's calm, bro.
Yo, Ron.
Ron, how did you?
How did you blame him?
Get your rich ass up, bro.
Okay.
Yeah, sir.
Y'all rock it run. How did you how do you blame?
Y'all
Oh, I
Want to do here. I want to have fun. Wait, you know, wait, I genuinely is over. I just want
No, I found some cheap spots, bro. I'm saying looky same
Say wait, this is
Let me change my VT, let me change my set.
Jazz, is this Wspots?
Oh, yeah, it's over bro.
I have a lot of time to attach, I do.
I actually found a 6-1.
Paint your character, but I can paint my character?
No, no, no, I'm not gonna paint your hands.
Wait, prone?
I think I'll prone.
Is it, you switched your pose?
Oh, I can, your mom, let me paint my character.
It's too straight, dude.
That's so much time left.
I'll stay with the paint.
Let me just take how much time we got to look alive.
For real?
Yeah.
This is cheap.
Nah, I could be so cringe.
Just give the judge I'd be an extra.
Oh, god.
Wait, wait, where is it?
Throw it down.
What the fuck?
Wait, what are you doing?
Yeah, I can't.
No, no, no, no, no.
Where's the table, bro, for?
Wait, John, why can't that paint my life?
Where's the pro?
Where's the pro?
For, bro.
Wait, look at this.
You see this, man?
How do I rotate my shoulder?
Yeah, I see you, bro.
That's not...
That's not good.
That worst case scenario, I'll go under there and be a little sneaky cheese.
Oh, I got a spot. I got a spot. I got a spot.
Lacey's comp.
Lacey, your comp, bro.
This is compi right here.
Oh.
I kept saying it was a right click.
Weird.
Oh, man, that's something to see.
Oh my god, Jason.
Yo, Marlon, I'm black.
We knew that.
Yeah, we knew that.
Negative was a Mino game.
You're putting on colors to a fucking losing team.
We know.
Jason, look at me.
Oh my god.
Yeah, bro.
I'm cool.
Wait.
I'm about to touch my keyboard.
Yeah, that's some shit, bro.
When he paints the bottom, paint the other half.
That paint the other half your body. How do I flip? How do I flip? No, you split up? You split up a cover section
I'm gonna split up a cover section
Okay, okay, but a do rag on him
F-mouse move that
What button put Ron in the spectator a show
Oh my god.
Guys don't worry we're not, this isn't supposed to be trial we're supposed to have fun, relax.
Okay Jason's in a good spot.
Oh my god are you insane?
Yo.
Hey.
Yo I'm singing out my real body's ass.
Press four now.
Yeah, if you see my shit
Guys, it's not a star
I just whistled
No, Jason, you're just not this is for Mickey. No, Jason. I'm not I'm not Jason move. This is cheese
This is this is easy. That's for Mickey, bro
I'm cheesy
Hey, where are you?
Wait, everyone's getting kind of good. This is like yo, Lacey's
Now Lacey is the best one. I'm not gonna lie. Lacey is the best one
Dude Lacey's is good, bro
This is actually good at drawing bro. Once you kind of figured his game out it is actually
Can we make a rule like low-key any like hiding like cheesy cheesy like both just we should try to draw art like low-key
Like it's more fun. I feel like it's like some stupid shit like no no one is finding Jason. No, it's not gonna happen
I
Great job. I'm not gonna lie. Lacey is the Lacey actually Lacey actually the most calm cuz he painted
I think we're just found good spots
I gotta watch
You guys just gotta use your brain bro. He's gotta use your brain
Guys, I'm spamming the whistle. We could go to a smaller map
Yeah, so I heard me weird.
Now, Lacey's won his Cobb.
Oh, God, Lacey's won his Cobb.
But it's like, you tell me, though,
we're going to whish over here, and I might get Lacey.
Just don't talk.
Because you just won us in five times.
Yeah.
He's not going to find you, though.
They're not going to find you, Lacey.
They're not going to find any of us.
How did you even do that?
They're not going to find any of us.
Lacey, how did you get the paint like that?
You guys are fucking just hands.
You're cheating.
How is he cheating?
Where am I, Boopie? Where am I?
Who has the best spot?
Lacey, Lacey, Lacey has the best spot.
But my shit, look at this shit.
Oh my god, so it's getting late.
Oh.
Oh.
Lacey did the actual thing.
Yeah, you guys got to split up or something.
No, I'm going to find any of us.
Hey, mother's heart.
Oh shit.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Yo, like Jason, what's up?
Jason, you want to whistle again?
Oh my god.
So can you explain what you're doing?
So can you explain what you're doing?
Whistle again, Jason.
Oh my god.
Oh, they won't let me get out.
Oh, is that weird?
Nah, still, I'm not all you were close.
Yeah, but it won't let me get out.
Wait, is Jason cheesy?
Oh, the way you guys might be.
like drew really good bro Marlin Marlin straight reading his check
Crouch and like lay down to look at other angles
Marlon has not moved from this room.
Watch out, he's going.
Yo, what is this page on your back, Marlon?
Yo, you guys are both useless.
You guys are just looking for Jason,
but you're not going to find him.
Look for someone else.
They're saying Jason's in a glitch spot where he can't hit it.
No, you can if you just...
All right, Marlon, lay your ass down on the ground.
Marlon, lay your ass on the ground.
Marlon, lay your ass on the ground.
You're so weird.
Oh, my God, you just bad-gibbered.
You're just bad.
You're just bad.
You're just bad.
You're just bad.
You're just bad.
mother's soul I swear on God I never do that I did not look much like
you just started shooting at it
for no reason
I'm whistling bro
Ron's whistling Silk you this is crazy
I'm whistling too
they're not
I just whistled
they're gonna say that they're whistling but they don't
I just whistled
I just whistled
you're not fighting Lacey
you're not fighting Lacey
Now, keep whistling and trying to see if we'll find out what...
Okay, wait.
Go ahead, Marge. Try to find Lacy.
Yeah, I can't hear that.
That's not exactly gay.
He's looking at us.
Yo!
Shh!
Just let Lacy do his thing.
Lacy, whistle when you want.
There's 30 seconds left.
Oh my God.
Nah, Lacy's come.
Oh my God, Lacy's come.
Lacy's come.
Oh my god, Lacey's calm.
Lacey's calm.
What? He's calm?
I had to stay away from you to bite me, fuck you.
I'm still up though.
But yeah, cause you have a whistle by hell.
Nah, you're just so...
I'm just bad at it.
They can say whatever they want, son.
They can say whatever they want, son.
They can say whatever they want, son.
They can say whatever they want, son.
Y'all suck. Y'all suck.
the fuck up
Where was it that where was it that what was he?
If we play again
We should try to paint no one try to hide in like cheese like we should try to do that
We should look into a smaller map and then everybody's draw
Not it, not it, not it.
Jason Braceford, Jason Braceford!
Ah dude, fine!
Oh it's Anne May's too, yeah?
Oh did you get there?
There's two seekers?
Oh wayny!
Alright, much outta pain here.
Lately, how'd you do that?
I don't know!
I'm off a track pad.
You've been drawing off a track pad!
Yeah
Let me paint you hold on to move. What do you want to paint it as well? I can't paint you paint the Vietnam flag on me, bro
I do not know how I had wait. Oh, you could pay your staff wait. No press F. You can paint yourself
Wait, can I paint you?
Like you think if I want to be back here, how do I rotate around my fucking character?
it's not working it's not working okay wait
i'll hold down scroll wheel thank you whoever just said that
oh that's copy
let's go let's play for tonight
hmm should i be honest with you no i said as long like leave this
yeah i should ask dude bro i'm trying to think of this right here
hold on okay hold on wait wait a second
all right hold on i did 90 seconds let's see
I
Know it's me
How do I rotate the camera how do you rotate the camera to see the other sides of your body anyone know
What?
Well, you can't be insane.
Well, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, that actually did make sense.
Oh, shit.
Hey, see, like, my character, no.
Well, you made yourself.
I got my headset on and everything.
It's far.
I don't need myself.
What did you just attempt to draw, bro?
I'm trying to draw a circle.
I
Don't I do it make a thinner brush
I feel like a white dot on it
Hey, people my back does it?
Shit little mouse. Oh, okay, wait
All right, it's like one this shit. All right, let's fucking do this
Okay
I
Ever be quiet, bro. No more talking here. We go here. We go here. We go. I
Hope y'all were drunk no one has cheese, right?
If I was I feel like who's a coffee shop
Definitely Marlin wait a second wait a second. Oh my okay stock, bro
fucking star. Now, Silky, what's up? Giggle shits?
I'm so bad.
Yo.
This is not bad.
I need to hear whistles.
Hold on.
Five seconds.
Hey, what?
Yeah.
Yeah.
You want to go try again?
Wait a second.
Too bad.
The death?
Wait.
I cannot believe that.
You can try.
There's no way.
No way I haven't found any more.
FLV first nothing.
I cannot believe that.
Oh, there's no way to know.
Oh, what the fuck? How are those actually long?
Oh, you're- you're an idiot.
Lacey, Lacey, try again. I'm not gonna lie.
Come on, you face to the wall, you get exposed instantly.
I can't believe.
So he's so loud.
Where's Sookie?
Wait?
Oh yeah, GGs. There's just no way.
There's no way I find Silky. No, so if I meet and you're not in cheese
No
He's not he's actually in the insane spot. He's painted if you look you'll see him
What are you a horse cock?
Good idea
Well, it's gonna find you heard a whistle over here Jay
How would you do this?
I'm caught
What? Yeah, both of them... Wait, I think they're like right here.
But they're so close together that I can't hear it.
What?
The fuck?
What?
Wait, what?
I'm actually getting cocky, he's fucking up.
Fucking cocky ass.
Am I fucking dumb?
No way they haven't found that, so that's pretty crazy.
Wait, am I fucking dumb?
Y'all like this bro, bro, there's just no
How how is this how is this bro Lacey? How do you do that? You're a compass shit? Oh, no, I gotta find Lacey
I'm making it wrong
Marlin under that spot and he hasn't like are we dead ass?
Nah, bro, no way
Wait, I'm dead ass so confused
What
We are looking for the wrong dude, bro, I shut up they whistle that whistle that bitch
I'm saying you're looking for the wrong dude. So then whistle then
Whistle that bitch
Don't even say it work for ten seconds. Don't say it work for ten seconds. Okay, Jason be quiet ready
What? What? What? What? What? What?
Oh my God.
Oh he's right here.
Wait how could he? Oh, could you have auto whistling on that spot?
Oh my God.
What? What?
What's auto whistling?
I didn't know auto whistling was going to happen bro.
Fuck wait, bro I was coming up.
You said what?
I was the Asian Dior.
This was you?
Did I see you?
Oh my God. Did I walk past you Silk?
did at least nine. I'm a bot.
Wait, this game's hard.
I'll make it so.
So it was a secret.
Wait, it was two secrets.
Yeah, we do two secrets.
Let's see. I want to do one secret.
What do you want?
That's fine. That's fine.
That's fine.
I'm going to make an auto whistle chat.
What, every 60 seconds?
It'll only be a couple of times.
Here, 45, 45, 45, 45.
I already changed.
All right. One one secret.
Someone go in.
Two secrets.
Go in. Two secrets.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I'm in there.
I'm in there.
I'm in there.
I'm in there.
I'm in there.
There are no more than just you so sorry to see her
Why don't you know?
Wait, I'm a seeker. I got auto-sneak you Lacey. It's auto-selected because Martin's a fucking burger
Well, I say Lacey you're pretty op on hiding so it's fine. Oh god. I
Want to get comp like Lacey bro go you know when the timer hits you're out chat. Oh
Yeah, see your shows you know
And I was but I didn't read my chat
Yeah, if it's zero, but you're not only much on what is this?
Chesh, I do this.
I'm going to get a copy, boys.
Chesh, I do this.
Let's see.
There's no way we can do worse than Marlon and Suki.
Exactly.
I mean, that's not a bad shout, Chapp.
Learn to pay yourself.
What do you mean?
It's just fun to do it like this.
Wait, I'm in first person.
Really? Oh
I'm a third. How do I get out of first person?
Easy shadow
3d I wrote there's mad settings with the paint if we actually could learn
Don't you know
When the timer is your yes, you know
I haven't even got a secret yet.
What's some shit y'all wouldn't understand?
I
Lacy listen are you ready? Oh, we love I'm gonna do this right now right now for the guys
60 seconds
Hunter applicants wait
Hello, are you guys you guys are a pain right you guys are like hiding in the map
You guys are maybe
Okay, okay 30 seconds practice
All right lazy 20 seconds
Chocolate chocolate chocolate. Oh, yeah, I'm only
I wanna always do that the ball. I don't worry. I'm not driven. No one trip. I see what only oh
My god, I'm a piece of shit
Four of them two of us we got this it auto whistle sewer. No
Should huh? All right, let's split up
You guys take a by spot.
Mine is actually some shit.
No, I sold.
How do you get low?
What the fuck did you just shoot me?
I got you.
Ah, Lacey, did I screw you up again?
You came right to me.
I forgot about it.
You don't believe me though.
on you Monoly.
Wait!
Wait!
Suck it!
Suck it!
Suck it!
Suck it!
See my spot!
What do you think of your spot?
Oh my God!
Dude, Snickers nice!
Boom!
I promise I'll find it wrong.
I promise I'll find it wrong.
I'm not seeing it a whole lot, Lacey.
You're not finding them all in I'm down
It's too early in the game there's 280 seconds left
It's gotta be like in here somewhere
Oh
I heard a whistle hold on
i'm gonna give you your prize bro bro you want the role to be in the gaming bro this
is hard bro there's no way i'm not gonna find you tomorrow
He was like over here. I'm not gonna lie.
He's like over here.
And Ron, your choice is actually like Pete.
Thank you, bro. Thank you.
One of you chose it.
Now Ron, your decision is the same.
My choice is Pete.
Is he painted or is he just hidden?
I'm painted, bro. I'm painted, all right.
There's no way.
Where have you been?
I haven't seen you in a while.
I'm not going to be alone, bro.
Wait, you heard that, right?
They're on road.
They're on us, Lacey.
They're on us.
They were with me.
You're so close.
You're so close.
You're so close.
You're so close.
Yeah, that's what she was talking about.
I'm not gonna lie why you put that on my whistle.
You put the whistle.
I'm not gonna I wouldn't have had your video whistle
But I lacy lacy is definitely streaming screen peeking there
So let me just read you I haven't tabbed out what you think. I'm just fucking it like ghosts tabbing out
Marlin wins this this is actually
These are his phone though, he's under that bro. I don't see oh my god, yo
I'm really watching you text this nigga every yo
Oh, this thing is-
Whistle
No, he's-
He got your ass into the after you fucking-
Oh, that's cute.
He's over here, over here somewhere.
Let's just have like- let's just- let's just help Marlon.
Dude!
Yo, I'm not gonna- in 50 seconds we gotta be quiet and listen for the whistle.
Okay.
Whistle
Come on, come on.
Yeah, Marlon, I'm not gonna lie, you're actually impressing me.
Like, I- I- I can't believe this.
I
Should I have
Now we want to make it a little long
Well, yeah, sound cues are cooked for some gamers, what do you mean?
I think it's on 360
What are you saying?
Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
I can't even breathe!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Lacey, look at that!
It's over, it's over, it's over, it's over!
Oh!
He's flashing, he's flashing, look behind you, he's on the phone.
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh!
Oh, there you go!
Come on!
On the fence, right here, dad!
Oh, ho, ho!
Oh, ho, ho!
Oh, God!
That was tough.
That was tough!
Oh, God!
Fuck you!
Fuck, you're talking about it!
No, mom!
Mom!
It's in the secret.
It's so key in Jason and the secrets.
Oh, I just made them raw.
Did you find a single person?
I was on the pursuit, yeah.
I'm gonna change the map.
You're gonna do that.
You did not find me.
Lacey found me. What the fuck? Whoa. This one's huge. I was the first person. He was just lying.
Should we do a big one or a small one? Backroom, backroom. Backroom. That's tiny. That's tiny.
Hands and Tails might be crazy. Big one, I'll tell. Backland. This one is huge.
Sugarland. Let's do that one. This one's sugarland. Of course. Of course. I like that.
I like that. I like that. All right. All right. Everyone get in. If you want to be a
hunter, get in. Eat everything you see. Sugarland. Get in. Get in. Get in. Get in. Get in.
Hey, hey, oh, it is a jokey-dove.
It's a jokey-dove.
Come on.
Here we go.
Hi, AJ.
You got me.
Come on, bro.
Me and you.
Me and you.
Let's do this.
Yo, check.
No mistake, bro.
That's the first one.
That's the first one, bro.
Simple as that.
Like a plain shape.
How about that?
I won't let you get me like that, Mark.
No, this is a big-ass map.
I'm not going to lie.
Oh, my.
Actually, it's not that big.
But it's actually not that big.
It's just a lot of shit.
Yeah.
All right.
Where can we?
I mean Chad, let me know right now. This could get really fucking like
You have to use you have to color you have to color color bro color yourself, so key
I bet we're just you color you color you color yourself
What you envision of me and I'm a color myself of what I'm missing
Wait wait wait
Okay, wait, this is kind of crazy
I mean you can do it you wanna be next you wanna do it like
right here on or what yeah no
mother why are you a square yeah
hey chat you could change that no no no no no no no
I think that's it bro I'm not gonna lie
come on you have to leave me now because you're like a whole different shape
I need to get ready
Stay with me
Oh
Oh gosh
Oh gosh
Bro, I'm doing a splits hello, I'm clicking
Oh
Why does it why does it not let me click what I'm trying to fool I can't get this color
Why does why is it not letting me do it?
Why does not let me click it this position right here?
I think you ready ready release
Yeah
I found a really really good spot, I'm not going to...
What the fuck am I doing?
I got to pick up some paint right now.
I'm going to go with...
here we go here we go yeah child I'm not allowed I don't know why I did this
let me try that fucked up hmm I was a seeker
Oh, Lacey's definitely buried in some food.
My.
That's not what I wanted to do.
What the fuck is this?
Come out. Come out. Come on right now.
That doesn't look like Chad. Hold on. That doesn't look like.
You got someone?
Hold on. I'm breaking his ankles.
Oh my god, he's shifted.
Wait.
Someone on you, Suki?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I need you in shadow off chat
How do you go to metallic y'all saying go to metallic how do you go to metallic?
This is what I was trying to do my damn time
Lacey might be done it could work might not though
Are you gonna metallic?
Wait Ron this could be cause
How did you go to metallic?
I don't know, I don't know.
Come on.
Shit, bro.
Wait.
No more.
It's just, listen, listen, listen, listen.
Bro, like you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
Bro, watch me.
Listen, listen, listen.
I'm not going to watch you.
We have the same idea.
But you look at me with the exact same idea.
Oh my god, Lacey's talking over a whistle.
This guy's a fucking cheater.
That's not Lacey.
Lacey's cheating.
I don't see it. I did it. I clicked on metallic. It doesn't work that fucks talking on the whistle
man.
You don't find anyone?
Not going to like that. Good thought, but Lacey's place just wait all around. That's
just fine.
You like this?
Yeah.
You don't fuck it, just fuck it.
You're good. I think you're actually good.
You think so? I think the chat's tripping. I mean, I think it's like.
I mean he he walked by you five different times. He literally walked by you five different times.
Oh my god, Lacey! Yo, Lacey's too good at this! How is he this good?
It hit the main, bro. I don't know. He got the pattern down.
Wait, shush, shush, whistle.
Let's see if the whistle helps.
I
Wait my spot is actually garbage, but I don't want to move at all
Hey, my spot is like really bad
No, but like Lacey look above like from a sky view it's like yeah
We did a food map so yeah, Lacey has that opi advantage, bro
Oh
I didn't know you guys could switch characters games actually fun if you learn like no troll
No, that's he is so fun. Yeah, we should do that. I see how do how do you learn how to actually do a pattern?
I don't know. I don't know just
They see this cop as fuck, bro
I'm gonna whistle in 10 seconds. I don't want to be quiet. Let me hear
the fucking candy math
imagine this is like ten people
you'll tell me this thing is right here, he's somewhere right here, but I promise you I don't know
what we should
what we should, Lacey's idea you'll remember
are we honest with you guys? you have about 100 seconds?
no I don't, but oh yeah yeah yeah you should do that
Yeah, we should do that for the YouTube channel.
Yeah, but you gotta really do it ASAP.
Like, that's what I'm saying, the 28th?
I'm not counting.
We're trying to film a YouTube video, though.
Well, down what, this?
You'd have to just...
We would have to do it the night of the 28th, and just...
It could be good.
It could even be really good, or really bad.
Oh, thank you.
Oh!
Hold on, wait, hold on.
This is my whistle.
No, bro, they're too good.
Hey, Jason, I'mma let out another whistle for you.
I'll let out two for you.
Ready, here's one.
They're literally just like searching height on everything. I think I'm so lost
I can't believe I'm getting my first win
I thought that batch. I don't know if we're gonna win this. Well, I'm not gonna lie
The first thing I was gonna do is gonna be a fucking candy man, bro
but instead I'm just go whistle whistle whistle whistle I bet I had a good idea
didn't work no I whistle too much I whistle too much forget you're not gonna
find Lacey anyway who gives a fuck Jason walk Jason walk by whoever he finds
like five times.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
I guess you can just run and race.
Yes, bro.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
What if I give you nothing?
What if I don't squeeze me?
Nothing.
What if you roll?
What if you everything?
I don't give you nothing.
I don't give you nothing.
Yes.
Yo.
Yo, Mark.
Yo, I'm sitting here.
You know what they do?
No, I can still shut the fuck up.
You know what you said?
So when I step in and I'm dead, I do this.
wait wait you could do a soccer but turn the hiding time up so we can
They're saying they're all seven
Yo bro yo yo my teammate is
is son of a as if I'm pulling up bro like bro
You're seeking you're seeking
It was it was
I think it was
I don't know who you
It wasn't me
I'm not a dad
I'm a second-in-a-lifero
Oh my god not a dad
I'm an orange you got me too
Oh my god I'm a game
I don't like my game just crash guys
I
Is me
Well, you want me to try to find out a big-ass fucking rule
I'll try to I'll I won't update right now. If you do every 10 seconds. If you're a guy was ever
I was gonna all my games yesterday playing a spider yesterday. I was feeling the most like we're the phone
And they're like, who is he talking to?
Me and King on a double dog like
I'm thinking about who the fuck who the fuck is gonna be there? He wants to stop me
I don't know what the fuck you're doing, but you should probably I'm figuring it out. Hold on
Wait, wait, wait
Hold on hold on I have an idea
Yeah, I know, yeah, I know, yeah, I know, yeah.
Might be ass.
I wish I was good at something in life.
Right now, 10-M.
Okay.
Wait, oh, yeah.
This is a good spot right here, yeah?
This is just sad, but like, I wish I was just like,
you guys know like how I wanna draw,
but like, I just fucking can't.
Like, I'm just...
Well, Ron, you gotta do a detail.
I'm trying bro. I'm trying to like
Oh, geez. Can I uh, how do I on?
Give me out of here bro Marlin
Joe
Yeah, right here. Perfect.
Eat my fucking tight asshole, bro.
Wait, Silky, you just win this.
Oh god everybody's shit low-key
okay so I'm not complaining and then I'll start listening
I don't know what you're doing.
Hello, chat.
Hello, fucking hell.
All right.
Hello, fucking hell, bro.
Let's see.
What are you doing, bro?
I could probably go ahead.
Yo, can you get off my fucking nuts?
Fuck up.
oh no oh no oh no I fucked up bad bro I'm the fucking dumbest player in the world
I could have got that. Okay.
Ron, I'm seeing the vision.
I see what you tried to do, but
I got a move. He found me.
Are you running and you're still alive?
I'm running.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
You're not good there, huh?
Yeah, yeah, I'm trying to like,
you see what I'm trying to do?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
And now I know I gotta fix it too. That's the worst part. I
Got a hurry. I got a hurry. I
Cannot believe you just fixed it
Bro
Holy shit
Like really like
How did I get found it needs to be other stuff I whistle
Look it fucking marlin
Coming Jack my just a fucking Burger King footlet us like what is this?
Actually, what is
You kind of you kind of clutch. How do you do this texture shit? My chatter saying I could change like the texture and shit
How do you do it?
I
Did not know Marlon was a gamer like this bruh. I suck you need to get back
Oh, no you need to get back so
No way wait no no no
You know what I'm saying right mark
No, I'm not.
No, actually, why did you beat yourself up?
I didn't know if I fucked up.
I'm fucked.
I'm fucked.
I'm fucked.
I'm fucked.
I'm fucked.
I'm fucked.
I'm fucked.
I told him I died at the land, bro.
No, no, no, no, no, you're good.
You're good.
And Dennis was the worst.
No.
Nah, I might have just won.
He didn't.
I might have just won.
He went in the wrong room.
40 seconds. Oh my god.
He's quiet bro.
I feel like he's trolling each other. I feel like he knows why he's gonna kill me last second. No troll.
Ballerina.
Did you whistle?
Nah, you do it one more time here and demon.
Say hi to my demon if I do it one more time.
Do it, do it.
You demon, you demon, you demon, you demon.
You go to your demon.
You go to your demon.
Oh, yeah.
He's still in there!
He's still in there!
He's still in there!
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
No, we're on the top.
We're on the top of that.
We're on the top of that.
I
Even see the big bro. He changed box three times
Bro
He's in the chat boys we see another game night one day
the game. We got to go.
Yeah, you're like the gaming
streams. Be honest, bro. This
is fun, bro. Like, that's
it. So, that's a good for the
game night. I'm not. I'm not
right. This is the first ever
core game. Yeah, it is. You
know, I'm going to do a
competitive game like a 3D.
Yeah, we gotta do it. We
three three day we should just do that the whole day wait wait we could do it
how about every every week we could do a IRL draft like doing a challenge like
something like a bat it could be basketball really that and then pick
captains for like games and shit like a 3v3 yeah
together you said what more what we gotta have a schedule a day a week that
We're just game not we got to do more. Yeah, one more time
No way shit never
I mean it did though. They saw nothing. Now we look though right to the next one
Come on Jake get it out
Like it's fun like
wait wait come on holy fuck let's do that we should do that bro we should do
3v3 bro vs bro hey is that all y'all I don't think we need to talk anymore yeah
all right boys I'm gonna see you later yeah I think we have to say what
what no you do what are you doing oh look at Jason just look at Jason
like what is he actually just like hey hey hey goodnight boys I don't really
need to be in this yeah I'm so can you just wait wait wait no help him see
hey hey hey hey goodnight boys hey goodnight mom
goodnight mom
wow bro
I was successful as game night actually cinema actually fucking cinema I got as a W part-time
streamer nice that's actually good yeah listen boys good fucking stream today a little nine
hour stream what 31,000 subs brother the stable community is go red like y'all are
goaded bro shout out Jinxie today also for playing I know it was a little AIDS
but fuck it you know what I'm saying today was a great day tomorrow I'm not
live I'll be honest with you guys I have something special I'm not gonna say
what it is cuz I don't want weirdos that's like something special I gotta do
I love you boys. I'll be back
Maybe Saturday, I probably back Saturday
I
Love you boys so fucking much. Also. I don't want to I mean I'm gonna show you guys you can kind of see it
I'm kind of like naked. This is the color you can't really see it on camera
But it's like a color that I'm doing and it's like shifting
This is what I'm gonna do to my car next probably, but they made it for me
Like you can't see it on camera, but it shifts to like a gold in person like
I'll try to show you guys a picture real quick
Because no one knows what's gonna look like on the car, but like look but they built it for me
They built it strictly for me like they made this
So it should be pretty cool. It's the stable color the blue
So, stole that from Alex, guys this is a fucking, they made this color, like nobody has it.
Nobody has it, like this is, like before when I said I had a one of one color, like I was
just using a wrap, this is going to be paint, I'm going to be painting the car.
Like the car is going to get painted.
Oh fuck, oh I'm bleeding on my foot, what the fuck?
The car is getting painted, like this is paint.
Fucking bleeding.
Let me see if I can show you guys real quick.
I'm trying to send it to myself before I leave.
Hold on, Chad.
I'm asking you to read something.
Give me a second.
I'm trying to send this.
Here we go.
So this is what the color is going to look like.
So this is what it's like in the dark.
It's like it kind of transforms.
Take a little sparkly.
And then this is what it's like during the day.
It's like, it's like a greenish, like, you see in the sunlight.
But it's like, it's a combination.
Yeah, the car's gonna look really nuts.
It's not gonna get done anytime soon.
It's probably gonna be in like, July, sometime.
But it's like a one-of-one paint, so it's gonna be pretty cool.
So yeah, holy neat pause.
Go fuck yourself.
Hey, appreciate the sub-state, appreciate the dough-nose, appreciate the bits, appreciate
anyone who followed you guys are fucking goaded the stable communities goaded I
love streaming I love seeing you guys shout out Jinxie again for you know
being a part of today I didn't really have much planned and he kind of saved my
day and then yeah appreciate the subs today appreciate the Delos appreciate the
follows appreciate anyone who chose to watch me over any other streamer you
could choose to watch anyone and you guys choose to watch me even if the
content is fucking repetitive like for tonight during the Twitter com XB smart
I'm always there reading it and then send stuff to the PO Box Eximation Mark P.O
I'm gonna raid yeah, I'm gonna raid Senna because she's trying to
Get to that but yeah, I love you boys
See you probably on
Saturday
Hi Saturday, I love you boys
See y'all so much boys
See you soon! I love you! I love you, love you, love you!
Thanks for watching!