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No black shirt this time I see no dumbass bro. I have other shirts besides black shirts
Caitlin, thank you for the fucking
20 months and Julie with the five get it if you're a girl say me
I'm trying to see something set up the ladies in the chat if you're a girl
yo Richie was good was good man there with the 30 months hello
No, that you've been at 15 months, we.
What up Gabriel?
Yo, check.
You notice anything different about me or no?
You notice anything different about me?
Y'all notice anything different about me or no?
Y'all notice anything different about me?
Yo, I'm down one and a half pounds, man.
Yo, yo, yo, shiny was good, Gary was good.
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
Yo, guys, give me an e-mode of the day.
I got a trim on my AC.
Hold on.
Let's see here.
Um, I'm not really seeing much, bro.
I'm not really seeing much, bro.
I'm not really seeing much that I like, bro.
Uh, son?
Sunday's the email to the day you fucking dork
You think Sunday's the email to the day. I mean fucking round fucking round fucking round
Yo cookie crumble with the five get that whoosh. I would have cookie crumble
Not a bad show
Yo, cool. Oh, it's good. Rb was good. Oh, it's good
Catch ring with the 10 and Jake with the father. Can I get a thank you? Thank you
Thank you for the five gifted and the ten gifted!
Wow, if y'all want to sub-save me, I'm trying to see something.
I'm trying to see something.
Thank you guys, thank you guys, thank you guys, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Good fucking morning to the Stave Nation, man.
At Stave Oronado, you look so good today, are you glowing?
Yo dude, this, let's not make today about me.
Today's about us, me and you, bro, me and you.
Yo nightmare, thank you Dylan, thank you, huzz, thank you.
Thank you yo tricks with the five matter gifted subs. Can I get a thank you? Thank you?
Good morning, bro
Guys am I live on time? Yes, or no am I live on time? Yes, or no?
Bro, no motherfucker it's 12 o'clock I
Told you guys two weeks ago
I'm gonna try to start a little earlier like one hour earlier around like 12 ish because honestly you guys deserve it
You yes you right there. No, that's not cap. You deserve it bro. You deserve it
What are you laughing at LMAO, bro? What the fuck are you sending me bro? Fuck your dumb ass requests?
I don't know one cares about your fucking food, bro. Fuck you. You're blocked. God fucking damn, bro
Anyways, good fucking morning. I still with the five gift added in tricks with the five gift it can I get a thank you?
Thank you. Yeah guys apparently tonight. We had a course shoot and I don't know anything about it
So I have to go live early anyway because I'm like you know what I want to be here for you guys
Can we get a W run? We get a W run bro dead ass
dead ass man
Dead ass bro. I'm trying to you know
I'm trying to go live just for you guys and not just do a lamicki where I take a day off
Bro, cuz that would be a lazy sack of shit move to do bro
Me take a day off me
Me but that's not my character. That's not who I am bro. Also also by the way guys
I need to know right now, and please don't spam stupid shit
guys
Anytime I scream anytime. I'm loud. I feel a pinch right here on my eye
It's like right here like everything right here. There's like a pinch
I don't know what it is now please can you guys stop trolling for one second like bro?
Like I don't know what to do like I dead ass don't know what to do death in five hours
Yo if I died on stream randomly, would y'all turn me into a meme don't lie
Like bro, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
You're just fat it amazes my heart with a heart with bandage. What is that even fucking mean bro?
You're and you just put you don't even put the full emo bro new gift dropping
So if I literally was just talking like this and then I just went y'all would fucking turn me to a meme
Are you guys like sick in the forging head yo tier 3? Thank you so much. Thanks. What the fuck tier 3
Is there even a reason to tier 3 something stumble Roberto like that ass?
I think you're just doing that to show your rich
That ass bro because I'm gonna be honest with you you get nothing you get nothing man
You're just showing off that you're rich. Yo Brooke. They've been 19 months yet and they give it a one year
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Who is this guy on my screen? Yo dumbass you clicked on Mike
I'm a doctor you have 10 minutes left. So give me all your money
It's like, it's like, alright bro, it's like, well yeah, bro, oh, oh yeah, bro, you're a doctor, go ahead, bro
Yeah, you want me to believe that there's a doctor and stumble fucking Roberto's stream at 12 o'clock in the afternoon, me how
Also, by the way guys
Who should I invite? I'm trying to host a big Mechachameleon lobby. Oh shit
Um, so far I reached out to these are the people that I reached out to
I
Reached out to Senna Jason Joe Lacey Marlin rug ex QC Jinxie
And so far right now Joe and rug said they're down and ex QC
So far this is what I have so far
Jinxie I don't think can make it
But I'm trying to get like I want to try to get like a big lobby, bro
I want to try to get like a big fucking lobby facts or no. I
I don't know, bro. Nobody wants to fucking do it though. Nobody? Nobody? Call Lose.
What are the odds Lose picks up my phone call right now? Like, genuinely curious.
What are the odds? I give it like a zero if he, if Lose picks up my phone, I'm dead
serious I'll stream for 48 hours
Nah, LOL bruh.
L-O-Fucking-L, bruh.
L-O-Fucking-L, bruh.
Rose hates you and then it's a twitch fucking staff
Yo, yo slack and enjoyer, bro. You have five seconds to go on the twitch account and give me a thousand subs or your band
No, no, I'm not playing no more bro. You want to type emotes in my chat like bro
I did us get on the fucking twitch account and give me a thousand bro
Yo, hobby David a nine or actually five gifted actually go fuck yourself hobby
I hate you and then he puts laughing emojis. No, no, no, no, no, you can't ban staff by the way what?
What? Who the fuck can't ban staff?
What? Who can't ban staff?
What's he gonna do? Unban himself?
What is he gonna do? Unban himself, bro?
Like, dead ass. What's he gonna do, bro?
You think he has that much fucking power?
You think he has that much fucking power, bro?
I'm not fucking scared.
Bro, this guy, yo! GG!
Yo, dude, we're not scared of a Twitch staff, bro!
I am the Twitch!
Sorry, that's bad jokes.
He's gonna turn you into a campfire story watch your fucking mouth yo today what I'm thinking about chewing is
Actually a little bit of a funny stream. I see people be doing it. I feel like you guys always say yo, Ron
You're the funniest dude ever yo Ron. We love you yo Ron. You're great yo Ron um
Everything you do makes me giggle yo Ron. You're amazing whatever it might be so today
I want to test you guys
Are you guys funny? Yes or no?
Are you guys funny yet? Yes or no?
I'm willing to do something that I've never done before
I'm willing to give away some money
Okay, now I know what you guys are gonna say cap. I know what you guys are gonna say jack me off
I just saw that chat message
I'm I'm willing to either give you guys money if you can make me laugh or you know
I'll do something to the losers in the chat. I'll just buy you GTA. Whatever you want. That's a hundred dollars minimum
Okay, I'm willing to do it bro. I'm willing to do it, but if you don't make me laugh you die
You die
Simple as that you'll die. We're thinking about doing that a little bit later
Also, I don't know if you guys want to watch it, but I want to watch it
Depending I want to see Peter bot win EWC. I'm down to watch it. I don't really give a fuck
But that could be later in the day. Um, I just got a text message. Oh damn nevermind. Sorry something different
Um, I low key want to watch it damn Jinxie's moving his tournament wait, is that true chat or no?
Jinxie moved his fucking tournament to next month
Say on God, bro
What the fuck did I just get linked to me?
Wendy's has launched a Minions meal which people have been queuing hours for.
One location in LA had a 7 hour long queue to try it early.
This was June 17th.
Is this still at Wendy's or no?
Is this still at Wendy's?
Bro, like I'm not gonna lie, like obviously you guys always tell me to eat, but bro,
I feel like I gotta do this, no?
Like no troll, do I do this or no?
Like do I do this?
Bro.
Like this is like, okay, is this allowed?
Would you guys be mad at me or no?
You guys wouldn't be mad at me, right?
Bro, this is like, this is like a minion?
Brother, a minion?
We gotta do this, bro, we gotta do this shit.
I don't care, bet.
And we're gonna correlate with a Kaniac fucking combo.
Um, what did this guy just say?
I'm not gonna lie, I don't really wanna watch EWC so you're gonna have to pick something
else.
Sorry about that stable Ronaldo.
It's like what?
It's like what bro?
It's like bro, if I wanna watch something, y'all are gonna watch it, y'all don't control
me bro, I'm not your fucking puppet bro, I'm not your fucking puppet, okay?
I'm not your Sims character.
Oh!
Why didn't, how did you get in my, what?
Yep, what's up, bro?
Can I help?
Yo, bro, can I help you?
Oh, what's up, bro?
You need any stress?
Yeah, if you can.
Just be careful, because the damage is it.
Oh, look, I've got the technique on me.
Okay, look, I've got the technique.
It's okay.
Yeah, nice.
Oh, my God, that actually feels so good.
Bro, that actually feels so good.
Bro, that actually feels so good.
Relax.
Relax?
Open your legs.
Okay, open.
Oh, my God, relax.
Oh, you're doing good with the sheets.
Oh my god dude! Yes, I did not steal that!
Bro, it's a stretch check!
No, that actually feels so delicious!
Huh?
Oh yeah, bro, look at this shit.
Wendy's is having a minion meal.
Wendy's minion and monster's big bacon classic meal.
Banana Frosty Swirl Vanilla?
Are you fucking crazy?
Banana Vanilla Frosty?
What's in this, bro?
Look!
What's in this, bro? It's only...
Bro, 2,000...
Mmm.
Oh, 1,400 milligrams of...
What's in the galleries for the whole meal?
It's 600...
Not even bad!
That's not even bad!
That's actually not even fucking bad, bro.
Only, bro, that's actually not bad chat.
Like no troll, 610 calories for all that.
I mean, bro, we can do one little cheat meal.
I want to do it, bro.
It's got 35 grams of protein.
I know, you gotta think about it.
Like, how often are you gonna get a minion
sping popcorn now?
You have to show respect to the minions
sping popcorn and the minions saying,
all right, I'm gonna have to go eat the meal.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Is it out right now?
I'm pretty sure.
Bro, are you willing to go?
Yes.
Bro, I really want a minion meal so bad,
Bro, but chat do we have permission to cheat on our diet? We just did the dive. It's you give us like a little
Do you have part? Do we have permission bro like that? I do we have permission?
What they're all saying yeah, how is there a twitch step in my test? Hey, no, bro
I thought I just banned that guys
Yeah, bro, I did bad many unbanned himself like I just saw it like
Okay, wait do we dress up though? You know, we're here for banana. How do you get me costumes?
This party city got that shit. Let's see here
It's okay if we leak, fuck it, let's see here, website, go right here, all right, let's
see here.
Oh, man, I just need 10 minutes, whatever, bro, a minion, I mean, bro, you think you
could fit in a dog costume or no?
Just search a minion costume near me.
Bro, you could get us, you could get us fit in this, bro.
I'm not fitting in it.
Bro, just do this, put this on, bro.
Fucking chia pet the fuck
Bro, they don't got a shit. Wait a daft ended roll
Also, oh, you don't know I wanted to go with him to do shit today
What's the video it's
Lost in LA so basically two to two we're spinning a wheel in F3 PO eyes
It's gonna be he said can be skid row a beach in another place
and then we have to get dropped off there and basically make our way home in the middle of the night.
So y'all want to do this on a fucking Sunday where everybody's out and you want me to go to fucking Skid Row?
Well, that's if you get Skid Row. That's just unlucky.
So what's the worst place I could get Skid Row? What's the best place I could get at the beach?
What's the middle spot?
I
Said we should do pop golf. What is that? It's basically
Where each bar is a different golf course?
You know, I think you're just like a dick to take a shot. No, but I think you're just addicted to drinking
Yeah, I'm signing in pub go adapt. Thank you for the fucking raid. But why did he end so early, bro?
I was like the first time I could have done shit with him for the YouTube show the YouTube set like night
Well, I wanted to do shit with him. I know he too shout out daddy though
Um, I'm down to get this minion fucking thing. I mean
Hey, I'm live right now just wanted to ask there's a limited ad now be you know be nice to me because you know
I'm just there's a limited edition Wendy's minion meal. I'm wondering if I can get it
I
Bro my girl said yes, yes. Yes. Yes. She said yes
She said get it and she said get two meals try to see if you get like a multiple menu
Bro, yeah, oh wait that was the normal meal
This one's five hundred sixty. That's healthy. Hello?
They're not eating on your life. It's disgusting, afford, and just like disgusting.
It only has five hundred sixty calories and fifteen hundred milligrams of sodium.
Doesn't matter about the calories, matter about what you're eating, what you eat is what you look like.
Put your foot down. Put your foot down. You're right. You're eating that mini meal.
Right
There's not I'm eating this fucking minion meal
I'm eating this minion meal fuck you what?
I'm the man. I'm gonna do what I want. I want to eat the minion meal. I'm gonna eat the minion meal
No
Banana hung up that shit
Hung up on that shit, bro. What I mean the fucking minion meal bro. It's only bro chat
Is this that bad for you look?
560 calories only 1500 milligrams of sodium, bro 60 grams of cholesterol
28 grams of protein
And it comes with potassium.
Bro, as vitamins too?
And iron's good for like, um, for periods.
Yes!
Oh shi-
I can't do- I can't-
Oh no!
That has to be a 3-minutes-
Oh bro!
No!
We can do-
We'll make you the house to walk in.
Yeah.
We can do custom homemade making costumes.
What, do you want to paint each other yellow?
Well no, we can go to like the store and get like,
like yellow shirts and like swimmer goggles?
Yellow shirts and swimmer goggles.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Homemade mini costumes.
They're saying Jason has some.
He has a minion costume.
How many does he have though?
See if Jason's time to go.
Hey!
I
Hey
Yo, bro wondering if you have a minion costume
Of course, bro
Yo, you down to come with me and Lacey. We're gonna go get the minion meal
I'm down, bro. Wait, when are you all going?
I like
like an hour. I bet. Um, Jason. What is this chat message? I have one bro for me. Oh,
nothing. Yeah, no, I ain't gonna lie. It's not gonna work, bro. It's not gonna work.
Wait, where'd you get it?
Oh, party city.
Is he taking it?
Jason has his own built-in Minion costume
Alright, we're going back to work
Make Lacey grow I mean that's not even a bad idea low-key. I mean low-key. That's not even like a bad idea
like lacy kind of does look like grew like not even trying to lie bro not even
trying to lie oh nice you got a fucking it when it's
frayay nice grew dance guys guys give it up mommy quickness what I'm not your
mommy bro ranking what the fuck bro I'm not a fucking wee bro son what what what
are you linking me bro guys yes it is officially over sit what the fuck is
It is officially over, Silky has a wall now placed in his room, it's over bro.
Say goodbye to the segments where me and Silky and Jason, whatever it might be, anything,
it's over bro, it's over, dead ass over.
Yo, real quickly, to any people who watch football,
what game am I gonna be watching
with Jinxie Marlin and Lacey on the 11th?
What is it looking like?
Like, what is it looking like that I'm gonna end up watching?
Cause we're going to that game.
Like, does anyone, stop putting this yo nose, bro.
Instead, maybe help me?
Like, I don't know.
Maybe fucking help.
What is this I got the cuff them was shocked after epic revealed why his beef with cheese there y'all how did it?
Okay, I'm not a lie is epic the new Dean or is he better version of Dean or worse like bro
How is he on a fucking cuff him stream?
Why you have you what you what you did some fake-ass shit to me? Yo, I can't even watch this
I'm losing brain cells bro. Geez Louise Ron make Jason go back to work. Yo, also by the way
I've been in the gym anyone who fucks with me is going on stable airlines
Yep
Like I have a twitch stuff saying Bradley more yo do you have something to do like you have anything important?
like maybe figure out a way to like make me more money with ads maybe like
figure out like my subs that get more subs to me oh Josh take it a five bro
instead I have this dude just like dead a shit what is this
as you can, okay?
No, I'm starting, bro.
I want you guys as hard as you can to just slap
as hard as humanly possible.
You actually want me to smack your ass.
Do it.
Wait, where is Broz?
What am I watching?
I hear it.
Yo, take some, bro.
Open palm, because that was the back.
What? Open palm? Yo, what is going?
This one, but with your other hand.
Yeah, I saw his hand.
Right cheek?
Yeah.
Oh!
Okay, Mike.
Yo, Jinxie, we lost the flop, bro.
I know.
You have a fucking camel toe.
It's a grown man smacking another man's ass, bro.
Are you serious?
Okay.
What was this for, bro?
Yeah, bro.
This is what League of Legends does to people.
No, no troll.
This is what League of Legends does to people, bro.
The dead ass.
God fucking damn, bro.
God fucking damn.
God, man.
What's the difference between you and Jinxie?
You're both fat.
Did you just like try to do like a riddle
or something like that?
Like what, bro?
Some more diamond gym footage.
You can't tell how he loves Rod.
He got uniforms for you.
What day is it today?
He just pissed a shit.
Just a minute here, bro.
What is his quality, bro?
Am I on a fucking exam, bro?
Yo, Marla looks like deformed.
You're right.
There you go.
I'm going back to the diamond gym, bro.
Laze was actually terrified, by the way.
I talked to Laze, he's like, are we actually going back to the diamond gym?
And I said, yep, but this time you're going to be working out with me.
I don't care, bro.
So what does it look like?
If I'm watching the game on July 11th.
Looks like Brazil versus Japan. Who's gonna win that? Who's gonna win Brazil versus Japan?
Probably Brazil and then Norway versus is that is that I don't want to be wrong. Is that India?
What is that?
Ivory Coast versus Ivory Coast who wins who wins
I would say probably Norway, I mean, they have Holland.
Okay, Brazil versus Norway, who wins that?
Who wins that?
Probably Brazil, yeah?
Probably Brazil, yeah.
So it looks like Brazil's gonna be in this.
Okay, so Mexico versus ECU, what is that?
What is ECU?
LARP, LARP, Sahour.
Yo, Jason, I'm trying to figure out
who I'm gonna be watching, bro.
It's not LARP, I'm trying to understand
I'm watching Ecuador.
Low key, Mexico's on a run right now.
Mexico's doing great.
I feel like Mexico wins that game.
England versus Call of Duty, who wins that?
Who wins that?
Low key, low key.
I got England, even though I hate people
who eat beans on toast.
Yeah, you, right there, you right now.
I know one of you motherfuckers in this chat
ate beans on toast this morning.
Go fuck yourself.
Dead ass, bro.
That shit is disgusting.
Oh my God, I'm sorry, a little bit of a stray,
but like, bro, like, what is this, bro?
Like, who actually wakes up and is excited to eat this?
Like, do you see this?
This should kind of look like resident evil food.
Yeah, this should kind of look like resident evil food.
Okay, and then England versus Mexico,
who wins that game?
Who wins that game?
The England versus Mexico.
I don't really know who's better. So it seems like the game I'm gonna be watching is gonna be
Brazil versus Mexico or Brazil versus England, which is actually a pretty good game to watch facts or not
Like that's a really good. That'll be my first World Cup game that I'll ever watch. I
Feel like that's a really good game. So that's a really good game
Who's gonna make it though to the finals? It's gonna be like wait
Can Portugal ever vs Argentina, or is it cooked?
Oh my God, it's cooked unless they go to the finals.
Geez, Louise.
Now, I don't really know too much about footy, but has Ronaldo even made the finals?
Has he ever made the finals?
No.
Now let me ask you something.
Is Ronaldo going to retire after this?
I feel like he's going to be done.
I did, I think he's going to be done.
That's why they need a new Ronaldo, and I'm making my debut today.
Guys, today marks day one.
From now into the year 2035, I'll be training every single day, footy, to try to get better.
Alright?
I'm gonna make it to the fucking World Cup!
Yes!
YOU BELIEVE IN ME SAID MEE!
How hard is it to really make it to the World Cup if I want to?
What is this?
It's like, bro, it's like I'm having a happy moment.
It's like, where's my good highlights?
Why don't you show my good highlights?
Bro, this is from two years ago.
But let me ask a question real quick
Hey Leo, I'm live right now quick question
Hey Leo
Not got it Leo's on this period today. Yo, what do I got to call daddy?
Nah call me daddy while I'm bulls deep in your mom's throat
yo yo Leo question it's me stable
Ronaldo I'm live streaming right now
how realistic is it for me to have play
soccer every single day until I'm good
enough to play in the World Cup
0% chance you delusional fuck you're
streaming for a living not training
like a goddamn animal these World Cup
guys have been getting their legs
broken and rebuilt since they were foetuses. You're not outrunning anyone when your cardio
peaks are jerking off to your own VODs. Keep grinding those daily streams, King. Maybe
one day you'll dribble past a toddler at the park without wheezing. But Katar? Bro,
they'd use your fat ass as the fucking ball. Want a real shot? Quit the internet cold
turkey and go live in a Brazilian favela, eating dirt and playing barefoot till your
feet bleed otherwise keep it a fun hobby and stop huffing your own copium on string
so you think there's zero chance
zero zilch fucking nada you walking meme
it's like why is like it's like it's like it's like damn bro it's like why is
the AI telling me like not even like a not even like a little change not even
like one percent chance like dead ass there's not even like there's a zero
percent chance I just burned 5,000 fucking gallons of water asking that
fucking question like dead ass bro god fucking damn bro he told you the truth
guys never let anyone tell you that you can't do something in life if I wanted
to I could do it tomorrow I could dead ass do it bro I could dead ass fucking do
it man what is this it's like bro no no no no no no I don't care I don't care
the Simpsons world cup prediction what happened to the Simpsons Simpsons
World Cup
Why are you guys putting degloved?
Alright, now we lost it.
We lost the fly.
Portugal, Portugal.
Now we lost it.
You think Portugal is going to make the final?
I even I'm not this delusional. I'll be honest with you. My prediction is that
It's gonna be Argentina probably and I'm a large large sewhore, but it's probably gonna be Argentina
Versus
USA and then USA is gonna win the World Cup and then everyone's gonna say it's rigged and then there's gonna be a
B2 bomber and all type of fighter jets that fly above the stadium and it says America
And then everyone's gonna hold each other's hands and then they say this is why we America
Oh, shit.
While a bald eagle flies by and goes, ahhh!
It's actually good, bro.
It's actually fucking good, man.
What is this?
Garland seemingly has an infinite break from streaming after going back and forth
in this community.
Wait, Voss?
What happened?
What a power!
It's not funny anymore, bro.
Oh, and it's up, JP.
Wait, what happened?
It's up, JP.
What a game. What a game.
It has been amazing.
Hey, JP. Play the phone.
What's the context here?
I'll be there.
Alright, chat.
I'm about to get going, man.
I'll see y'all next game, next game probably, which will be...
Bro, wasn't he doing like a sponsor yesterday?
Like what are people mad at?
I'm not sure, honestly, but I'm not gonna lie.
Leggo, W-19 is set man, W-19, all right.
Dude!
So what?
Tom was making fun of him for his view count, bro.
Fuck a view count, make every view count.
What?
Bro, who the fuck gives a shit, bro?
Like, DERRASS YAMAR!
You want some help?
Come over to Stable Renaudo's room, bro.
Let's plan some streams, bro.
Let's do some shit, bro.
Let's do some marathons, maybe.
Let's do a stream or two.
I want to do a stream where I run a marathon.
Yup.
Yup.
Yup.
Yo, if opportunity doesn't come knocking on your door,
build the door.
Ooh, shit!
oh shit dead ass bro dead ass yo chat what is a winner without failure oh shit
oh shit six a winner is just a loser trying one more time oh shit Marlon
bro lock in don't let other people tell you what to do what not to do bro the
The world is your oyster bro, never quit.
Dead ass.
If you need help bro, I'm here.
Stumble Roberto, ow.
What is this?
Yo bro, I like your shoes, you're appreciated bro.
I got these, I got these hurt from like a ball.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
This is, yo, what the fuck are you sending bro?
Like, it is not even one PM yet bro.
I don't wanna see someone butt naked on the fucking,
Where is this recorded at though?
It's made with CSG.
These pants, you know that.
That's not bad pants, bro, that's not bad pants.
Um, what is this?
Anything else that I missed that I need to see?
Two out of three of them got an icon skin.
Okay, first of all, this looks really out of context.
They're talking about in general.
Mongrel got an icon skin, speed.
Now the question is, is stable Renoto ever gonna
get an icon skin on Fortnite?
Be honest.
Is he or is he not?
No, no, no, like genuinely curious, what do you think I have to do to get an icon skin?
Like I'm actually trying to get answers.
Like what do I have to do?
If Fortnite hit me up and said yo Ron, we need you to just be family friendly for like
minimum like a year, would you guys want me to do it or no?
Dead ass.
Who got an icon skin that I can call right now?
Who like who has one that I have their number?
Clicks. Oh easy.
Why am I such a fucking dunderhead?
Can we get an elec dunderhead in the chat?
Let me call Clicks.
Wait, does Clicks know me anymore?
I just thought about it.
Yo, I'm not calling courage, JD!
Go fuck yourself!
Why does my finger look like meat gloves, bro?
Oh!
Clicks hung up the phone,
said on a plane.
To what?
Fucking like like...
Don't...
Who else can I call?
Call triple T!
Yo, this chat is sick in the fucking head.
I don't have Mongrel's number.
I don't have Courage JD's number.
I have CypherPK's number.
Should I call CypherPK?
Oh, call Kaisenna.
Call Kim Kardashian.
Yo, this chat is just...
Yo, hey Siri, FaceTime Kim Kardashian.
Kim Kardashian. Yo, go fuck yourselves. I don't even want to put my fingers up right now because y'all call me Meat Gloves.
Yo, I'm confused. Does anybody know my number?
Yo, Cypher!
Oh, what the?
You didn't have-
You didn't have my numbers?
Oh no, I did it, bro.
Yes, bro. That's why you put the camera to the sky. You did it. You know you did it
He dead as didn't have my number same
Am I just a fucking dork? Yo question man real quick. I don't want to bother you
I'm wondering. Do you know how I could get an icon skin?
Why are you
I don't know bro you you ask yo guys subspending mobbed maybe for five seconds
This guy takes off the shirt as a six pack I'm gonna just like kill myself. I'm not even kidding
You don't have a six pack, bro. You don't have a six pack
He does not have a six-pack bro. He lost it once once he snowed that's not true once he started once he got his skin bro
he I
Mean this guy's like a joke. Oh fuck your stick. Oh fuck yourself, bro
That out. Yeah, this guy that asked us told me to get a six-pack to get a fucking icon skin, bro
Yo, it's hyper pk. Go fuck yourself, bro. That has to go fuck yourself. Oh
oh mom mom just get a six-pack brutal so you're telling me like courage JD has
a six pack go fuck yourself God bro who else can I call man God man who else
do I have I don't have Nick a 30s fucking number bro and he probably would
Glock me. I
Don't have long girls number. I don't have my I don't have mr. Savage. I don't have
Maybe I do have mr. Savage
Well, oh, I do have mr. Savage. You think he picks up my phone call. Oh
Let me call LeBron James. I call brawny and tell him to put his fucking dad on the phone
LeBron, why do you have an icon skin?
Yo, mr. Savage
Yo, I'm live right now quick. Can I just ask you a quick question?
Of course, of course. Hold on. Let me, let me give you one moment. Yeah.
You guys are spamming now in my chat. Like, you can't even fucking see him.
I
Wow, like this good. Yo, you are not intimidating. No, geez Louise bro. Yo, how can I get how can I get a icon skin?
Yeah, what do you think I can do you have one
What's the favor?
I'll do whatever you need I'll do anything
Yes, bro, please man, I just want one so bad
It's like nobody takes me serious room
nobody takes me fucking serious bro like nobody dead ass takes me serious
need to get on my knees I'm a grown-ass man and you want me to get on my fucking
knees for an icon skin you know do I have to like kiss a wall like what's
going on here how can I get an icon skin bro maybe fucking like help me chat
maybe just fucking help me oh ask long grail he's live nah I can't wait for
Yeah, go ahead chat. Just I'm ready for this
Let's see bro. Let's see what mongrel says. Oh, wait, we go. Oh nice. I don't follow him
So now I'm an elf friend. Yo mongrel red socks go fuck yourself with the five gifted. Thank you
How do I get an icon skin like you?
Like an icon skin like you
So you've won an FTCS, won an army, like why does everyone always say unknown with that?
I've won an FTCS, we have some iconic moments, go for us, I've got shing shing shing, what
does Renado used to say?
What is in the box?
In the box, that's what I'm known for, in the box.
in the box in a box fries emoji payphone guy
he probably you do anything with your fucking life besides harass me um so the
honest if you want to get an icon skin I think you need to play if one
I think you'll probably get one I think you'll have to play like most of the different tournaments
Like, just play like, most stuff for you, and then like, jump over it.
You're telling me this isn't iconic?
like imagine oh no I'm not kidding hold on everyone close their eyes for one
Oh my god wait wait wait wait wait.
Oh my god.
Wait everyone open their eyes?
Everyone open their eyes?
Hold.
I'm not even kidding.
I'm not even fucking kidding.
I'm not even fucking kidding.
Just open your eyes.
You trust me or not?
Do you trust me?
Hold on
hold on hold on comes
hold on
stick
All right, everyone close your eyes for one second close your eyes close your eyes
Imagine you open up Fortnite and you see this.
Stay in the box, NO!
Stay in the box!
Ugh! Fire me! In the item shop!
Haha! Yeah!
Oh! I got you guys! I got you guys! I got you guys! Hold on!
And then, and then there's another variant without a shirt, look.
So y'all dead ass, y'all dead ass wouldn't buy me.
Say oh god you wouldn't buy me.
Like are y'all dead ass?
Like bro, bro, oh I know you want to buy me, I'm right here.
Just add V-Bucks, just add V-Bucks, I know you want to buy me.
Come on, come on, buy me, come on, buy me, buy me, come on.
I'm only 3000 V-Bucks, come here, come here, bro.
Come here, buy me, buy me please.
How many V-Bucks would I be worth, dead ass?
Oh, shit, I kinda like this.
You're 100 V-Bucks skin, that's not even a fucking thing.
That's dead ass, not even a fucking thing, bro.
That's not even a fuck, I'm a free skin?
GO FUCK YOURSELF, BRO!
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Hold on.
I got news, y'all.
I'm not actually in Fortnite.
It's not actually real.
It was a green screen, y'all.
It was a fucking green screen.
I lied to you guys, bro.
I deadass lied to you guys.
I lied to you.
Yep, I know.
Thank God.
You're gonna thank God that I'm not in Fortnite?
What kind of hating ass- Yo, yo, this is what I'm talking about, bro.
What the fuck?
Thank God?
Thank God.
than 17 months bro listen man one day we are gonna get in the item shop and then
my sidekick is gonna be burger oh shit that's not even a bad shout for real
that's not even a bad shout who gets in fortnight first me or burger
burger anyways let's move on shall we mecha chameleon has sold 10 million
copies on Steam since its release. What the fuck? 10 million copies. How much money is
that? Be honest. How much money is that? Bro, that's gotta be like, that's like 70 million
dollars. Two people made it? Oh my god, they're probably swimming in money, bro. Jeez Louise,
man. Yo, should I make a game? I could make a game. Yo, there's this game on Steam
my low-key love bro this is like one of my favorite games I'll show you in a
second no no no be honest with y'all play my game if I made a game why are you
always talking well bro that's like almost the point of a job but yeah
bro is this true Ronnie's new car I ain't exactly blue but I'm exact yo
you're not gonna know you're not gonna know soon look why do I have
message look at this look at this game chat look it's called click to 10 it's
It's $17, look at this shit.
Not bad.
Not bad at all.
Not bad at all.
Not bad at all.
It's a good use of money, bro.
It's a good use of money.
Very nice game.
You have my game to click to 10.
Wow.
Nice.
You set my game to 10.
Yeah, I forgot, bro.
I fucking forgot.
I can't download anything without my computer crashing, bro.
I forgot, bro.
I forgot an inch of fucking steam being downloaded in my computer just fucking crashes, man.
Keck fucking what?
Simple as that, bro.
Oh, real voice.
Real fucking voice.
Yo, chat.
Is Lacey live yet?
I'm trying to go to the fucking thing.
Yo, Lays!
Welcome back, Mark Rober coming over.
What?
Yo, Lays!
Yo, Lays!
Yo, yo, yo, Lays!
Yo, Lays!
Yo, Lays!
Yo, Lays!
Yo, can you buy this on the steam market?
What is this?
Look at the price of the game.
Oh, $1,000.
So basically, just some understanding.
This game is a thousand dollars for you to walk a red carpet and everyone's staring at
you because you bought the game.
Why would I ever?
So, you guys are sick in the fuck.
Oh, it's content?
What content is this?
Can somebody explain what the content is?
Deadass serious.
Rich shit you wouldn't understand.
Duck shaking head.
Mother-trucker-fucker-mother. God fucking damn, bro.
How the fuck can put this off between my eyes?
I read the reviews. There's two user reviews.
This game was okay, I guess. I would not buy it again.
Got my name on the plaque, 10 out of 10.
Yo, this is some type of fucking joke.
Guys, me and Lacey will go soon, bro.
We'll go soon.
Check this out.
Kevin Hart just treated himself to a dream mega yacht
fully air conditioning worth 30 million.
I'm gonna be honest with you nobody needs a boat like this you should give back to the
less fortunate like me that ass serious bro like I'm dead ass man you need a boat why
would you ever need a boat okay this is a hot take bro but like our boats really worth
like this much money like 30 million dollars like bro where the fuck do they create this
price like I don't know anything about boats I don't know bro boats are sick
should I buy a boat for a stream how much even is a boat like like how much
are boats usually like what do you look for do you look for does it come with
like miles like how does it work is it miles wait 95 thousand dollars for this
What the fuck should I buy a boat wait I have a question can I take this in the ocean
and go anywhere or their rules like are there rules or no or can I literally just go anywhere
I'm allowed to just straight up sail
Wait why you need a license what am I fucking spongebob? I need a fucking boating license
Who the fuck is gonna stop me bro? What if I did I just go in the middle of the ocean?
Who's gonna find me brother's no cop cars what the fuck?
Let me call someone real quick I'm gonna call I'm gonna call my daddy hold on not griff my other daddy
What is the Coast Guard? What? Does he know? Bro stop calling me I don't know who the fuck you are
Purple Sprite nice bro. I'm irrelevant. Yo, speaking of the devil bro daddy. I'm live right now
Look bro, it's T foo y'all I'm buying a boat and I need help
Bro, I want to get a boating license you guys spam aura, but when I go full Kim you call me fat, please
type
Bro, I see you be boating like do you have a nice boat?
Yeah, can you take me on your boat?
I'm leaving to Florida next week
Where are you at?
St. Joseph wait, what?
I could make my way there
How far is a flight from flight? What is it Tampa to Miami or vice versa?
Oh, it's only $80 and it's a one-hour flight
Yeah, that's easy. Oh, that's like cheaper than an Uber. I'm not even kidding
Okay, would you be down would you be down next week?
Yeah, bro, I want to go on your boat, bro
Wait, how realistic is it that you can catch some good fish because last time I did fishing I sat for an hour and a half and didn't catch shit
Bro, why are you so cute really what are you doing right now?
What are you doing right now, bro?
I'm not doing shit, dude. It's nice weather though. What are you like? It's making next week. What do you do when you're retired, bro?
With this much my leg. What are you dead ass dude, man? I
Show you had like a fishing channel it comes on my recommended and I just watch it now
It's good
Can I
Yeah bro, you gotta catch a fish.
Bro what? Have I ever caught a fish?
Bro, like I'm pretty good.
Bro, I saw E-Rob tried to catch a fish and he looked fucking disabled.
I don't know if anyone saw that shit.
He was shark fishing.
He dead-ass like was struggling to get the hook up.
Um, all right.
Nice to be telling. I'm always on the water and shit it, you know.
Well, I'm down to go if you're actually down, seriously.
Yeah, shoot me like dates and shit and...
I just want to hug you bro like I just like you're sick of me, but I just want to hug you
Yeah, bro, get on let's play some for one of these days
My fuckers makes $400 million and leave bro like come on bro
Yeah, fuck yeah
Alright, bro, I'll text you yeah
Oh Bahamas down gone
You can bring a boat from where you live to Bahamas
There's actually a big party in the Bahamas.
I think this dude might be there right now.
I think it's next week then.
It's called the...
Wait a minute, just some understanding real quick.
You don't need to go to an island with you when you're retired.
No, I'm saying you should just go.
You should go, you should go, you should go IRL stream this.
Look it up, dude, the cheeseburger party is now open.
The cheeseburger?
Wait a minute, this sounds kinda like cheese, yo, what is...
Cheeseburger party, what kind of weird shit is going on, bro?
Look it up.
You should go IRL stream there.
Oh my god, he's actually right, it's called cheeseburger in paradise.
Nah, something's going on.
All right, bro. Well, I'll let you know and then I'll hit you. Yeah
All right, bro, no fuckers get on FaceTime and start walking around the room bro. Like like, what are you doing?
You're about to go back to sitting down anyway
Say the word bro, I'll get on
Yeah, I'll be on right now for sure.
Yeah, he's never going online, bro.
He's just letting me, he's just smiling, bro.
Deadass, he's just smiling.
Oh, Ron, get this.
What is it, bro?
I'll probably have 400 million.
Yup, 6 million.
Who would have guessed, bro?
Who would have guessed, bro?
Like who would have deadass guessed that you were going to link me a $6 million
fucking boat?
You guys think like I shit money?
Like I'm not even kidding.
Like money just comes out of my fucking rectum.
Like I'm dead serious, bro.
How is this so small for $6 million?
Yeah, can somebody tell me what makes this $6 million
to anyone in the chat who has like a boating?
Like what makes this $6 million?
Luxury.
Yeah, but like it's a boat.
Like, why is this 6 million, but this is $25,000?
Wait, why don't I just buy this?
Wait, why, this is nice.
You guys just, it'll sink.
So you think a boat is gonna sink with me on it?
Do you guys think I'm like 700 pounds?
What is the most expensive boat you could buy?
$350,000? Really?
$179,000? Oh, $79 million. $53 million.
Why is this $53 million?
Somebody explain to me in what world is this 53 million dollars?
Like what?
Wait, these are actually like disgustingly expensive get this for the boys what oh
So you want me to buy no no no, okay?
Just so I'm understanding, you want me to buy a fucking cargo ship?
What, where am I gonna, okay, so let's use our brains here.
When I'm not using the cargo ship, where am I gonna put it?
Where am I gonna put it, bro?
Where am I gonna put it?
In the backyard pool?
Like, where am I gonna put a fucking cargo ship?
The pool, got it.
This is fire and it's cheap.
Wait, this is nice, see, $10,000?
This is my type of boat.
Should I buy a boat?
Yo, woesh, how hard is it to get a fucking boating license?
I'm not even kidding.
How hard is it?
I lowkey want to buy one.
$182 million.
Wait, does that mean I need to buy a thing
to put on the back of my car to bring it to the beat?
So you just linked me a fucking GTA boat.
Yo, go fuck yourself, Outlaw.
I'm dead ass here.
It's like, what do you even do for the world?
Like, oh, $2 million boat.
What is this now?
Introducing John Olson's 2022 Bernico 52, our hybrid 104 knots carbon super yacht, sleek
all carbon fiber speed yacht with aerodynamic design, twin 15.
Why do I hear this shit in my left ear?
Yo, is there any like cool boats like crazy expensive, expensive boat like, is there like
any like cool ass boats?
Of course, Mr. Beast did a fucking $1 versus $1 billion yacht, of course, about touring
a hundred million dollar brand new mega yacht with two swimming pools why the
fuck would you ever need a swimming pool when the world is a pool around you
like this is some shit that i'm talking about that rich people don't need bro
china isn't china what the fuck what's up everybody it's ns here and welcome
to istanbul turkey oh turkish episode we're touring this newly constructed
263 foot long mega yacht also known as Tatiana. On the exterior, this yacht was designed by
unique yacht design and on the interiors, H2 paired this yacht with exquisite finishes throughout.
The current market value of this yacht is somewhere around 85 million euros so we're
definitely excited for today's episode. Lastly, I want to thank the builder and the shipyard
behind this new vessel. This is disgusting. Why would you ever...
What is the most replayed? Yeah is right there. It's kind of like a warning signal for anybody that many nuts
Look at this yacht tour video
Like that I
Can't take you guys can't take shit seriously. Oh shit. Where could I buy this y'all?
It's got good views. It's got a boat in the back. It's got a pool
Like, where can I buy this, bro?
It's got a hot tub.
Oh, I can buy it at GameStop.
Nice.
Is there like an actual,
I see people saying there's a Lamborghini yacht.
Is that real?
I feel like I've seen that before.
Is there actually a Lamborghini yacht?
Wait, what?
Wait, what?
Lamborghini yacht?
What does this do, right?
I am on a Lamborghini yacht.
Now I cannot wait to show you around.
This is Lamborghini's first entry into the sports yacht world.
It's 63 foot long, with 4,000 horsepower.
Former WSD champion Connor McGregor is one of the celebs that got his hands on one.
Only 63 will ever be made at a starting price of $1.5 million.
Side note, you're going to be hearing the number 63 a lot.
We're going to look at the parts taken from Lamborghini's super cars,
the crazy engines and the ultimate luxury lamp in the bedroom inside the yacht.
You see all of these slabs?
Should I buy it?
It's a bedroom!
So look, you've got your little Lamborghini door, reminders everywhere,
that this is a Lamborghini yacht, press that, pull this, and...
Here we go!
Your steps down into ultimate Lamborghini.
Imagine on this fucking Lamborghini yacht, you're with fucking JD, Jack Dordy and RB, bro.
This is a fucking movie!
Because you're gonna want to see it.
Wait, a Lamborghini yacht?
This is like actually real?
I can't tell if I'm being trolled right now.
Four sale. Is there any sale?
$4.5 million?
Wait, there's a new one? A 2026?
What is this a fucking GTA?
Four million dollars
And it's one photo. What am I doing wiring this money and never seeing this fucking boat ever?
Okay, I'll be honest with you
No troll. This is sexy though facts or no like let's just be real here
This is sexy, bro. This is kind of cool
Like this is kind of cool, bro, but this is like some shit like a hype a hype piece would get not like me, bro
I'm not a follower, bro. I'm a leader. Oh my god. It comes with Lamborghini fucking jet skis. Okay now. I'm buying it now
It's nice
See now we're talking now. We're fucking talking that is actually nice
Yo, honestly chat if everyone here gives one sub right now, we could buy this boat wait Conor McGregor
This is fucked up, man.
The guy who owns Steam has a $500 million yacht?
cat. 500 million? That's not even a fucking real thing. I guess there's a boat. He has
a 500 million dollar yacht.
A 500 million dollar beast has just hit the water, and it's unlike any super yacht you've
ever seen.
This is Leviathan, 364 feet of pure innovation, built for one of the most secretive billionaires
in tech.
But here's the twist.
So Gabe Newell has a 500 million dollar boat paid by fucking Onepixel, is this a fucking
joke?
4 feet long with a 58 foot beam.
Levi-
What makes this shit $500 million?
$500 million?
Oh my god, wait, it's huge!
We all paid for this!
Shouldn't we all be able to fucking get on this?
I'll be honest with you though, Gabe Newell's like a good dude.
Isn't he like a good dude or am I tripping? I don't know. I heard I got told that he was like a pretty nice man
Maybe I'm tripping
You can buy it
Guys I don't I know it's hard to believe but I don't own five hundred million dollars to my name
I know that's really hard to believe but like you know, I don't own look at this yacht
Like I really don't own five hundred million chat
No, I'm serious.
In this video I'll be showing you how to end stream on Twitch.
It's a very simple method.
So if you- It's like why don't I scroll down when I click on the links?
I'm like just sitting there waiting for my internet to just load in the slowest fucking
possible and I have to just sit here waiting for this chat to let out fucking LOLs.
There's a Brabis boat?
This is kind of ugly.
This is kind of ugly.
I'm not going to lie, bro.
What if we...
Okay, I have a stream idea.
You guys know how I built the SS Matter?
Like you guys know how I built it?
What if we built a real boat and we take it to the ocean?
I'm not kidding.
What if we do it on stream, try to build a real boat and we take it all the way to the
ocean?
Is that possible or will I die?
Like what if I get sailed into the ocean?
I don't know.
Wait, what?
It'll sink.
Titanic incoming.
Yo, I can't take this shit.
We need three Betsy's, so you guys don't think I can make a boat that can go into the ocean?
Bro, the SS matter can go into the ocean, are you crazy?
We can go take it right now, I'll go straight to the beach right now.
Are you crazy?
Bro, we can go straight to the beach with the SS matter right now, get dropped up in
the ocean and Marlin can come with me with his shirt off.
That ass.
We could.
Here's a small project for the boys, $50 million fucking land oil drilling rig bro,
go fuck yourself.
Yo, Lays, are you in the chat right now? Can you come up please and thank you?
Bring the Samsung, bro. We're not doing the big camera today. I'm in a good mood, not a bad mood.
You... Porsche boat.
Oh my god, I saw it. I'm banned.
Oh, wait, what was this video? Two years ago.
It's sad to see what twitch is doing to these young black creators like yourself. I don't know what to do. I
Woke up this morning
And I saw I have been banned off twitch
Burger
Burger hey
I don't know what to do.
I don't know if I need a real job.
I haven't shaved in like four days.
I look ugly.
I'm chaffed.
What the fives to be so chaffed?
I don't know.
I don't know what to do.
I don't know why I got banned.
Why did I upload this?
What is the most replayed?
It sucks.
And there's so many naked people doing stupid stuff on there
and you got the aim, which is ridiculous.
Really, MC?
That's how I feel.
I'm sorry.
I think it's time I get a real job.
Maybe.
All right, guys.
Well, make sure to leave a comment.
Let me know what you think.
Stable.
Out.
set up a twitch account for burger nice sorry this happened to you randall who the fuck
is randall like bro ah alright yo is laze here or no confused is laze here um is he
you wanna what?
Why is it getting,
something!
Lace?
Lace!
This will be the end.
Yo, get the shit off my.
Lace!
Lace!
EWC starting.
Yeah, but the Wendy's meal, bro.
I wanna watch EWC, but the Wendy's meal, bro.
Bro, imagine a minion popcorn right now and this whole chest is doing minion spitting popcorn?
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Yo, guys, I'm not even- oopsies.
I'm not even trying to be funny while we wait for Laze.
Guys, I feel like a real pinch on my fucking eye right here.
Should I be worried or no?
I'm not kidding.
I feel a real fucking pinch on my fucking eye.
It's like really, it's like painful, bro.
It's like every time I, yo!
It like pulls a little bit.
I don't know how to describe it.
Yo, is Lay's dead?
Do I have to get a new cameraman?
Yeah, where are you at talking to Gilbert and drew I've been calling your name for five minutes
Can you bring the SAMS on?
I can see you're going to have charge.
Yeah, 6%. I'm going to put it on the portable.
Bring the bag.
It's like, oh, Betsy's in my chat. Employee of the century.
Yep, have an IRL streamed and God knows how long it doesn't come up when I call him
Phone is not charged when that's his job. Got it
It's cool. Mahat yo Pepsi, bro. Um, when are you coming back man? I miss you. I miss the touch of you
I miss the feel of you. I just miss you. I want to build with you. I want to do something, bro
Like I just miss you, bro. I
Deadass just miss you. I miss the taste of you too, bro
Deadass.
And then he puts a fucking ninja grumpy.
It's like...
Go fuck yourself.
Oh my god, this guy almost just leaked my chat GBT.
Jesus Louise.
I'll be t-
It's like, how much fucking water did you just use, bro?
Why am I less V-Bucks than fucking Laze?
And why does Berger have a star of, yeah, I can't, man.
This is just, this chat treats me like I'm a fucking joke.
Like I'm dead ass serious, too.
It's like, I'll never get this respect, man.
Drop a five gift at a few respects,
table or not in the chat.
Wait, EWC starts in 50 minutes?
That's low key enough time to go get the meal and come back fax or no
We'll probably miss like a game or two, but it's also more entertaining to watch the last couple games
Trainwork shows up chat without the kick cap because kick caps it naturally look at that
What hell no
Without kick
Five gifted. Thank you.
That guy. Yeah, but what are they spamming the room with the five gifted to thank you
What is this?
Yeah, it's just it's oh they're Bitcoin wallets
Can't you spamming to get child? I can't I just keep spamming that's kind of disgusting, bro
Thank you so much for the five gift that you guys all love me. Thank you, bro
Where is Lee's guys? It's been ten minutes now
I mean, bro, what point are you guys gonna say I'm not an L boss? I'm just like
Just waiting bro
It's been five minutes relax. Okay. Now what if LeBron James was downstairs?
It's like what would I do bro
He is it you don't know that yo every time I talk I feel a strange pain in my fucking
How is thank you for the five gifted. Thank you so much for loving me. Thank you
I'm gonna call my mom bro. Oh my god. Am I actually dying like real talk. Is there a world where I die?
Hi, I'm live right now quick question. I don't know if I'm dying
What yeah, I don't know I blew my nose like you know when you hold your nose and you blow it clears your ears
I did it like five days ago and all of a sudden my left eye, it's like really sharp pain right next to the eyebrow and anytime I yell or if I hit my head, like if I'm tapping my head, I feel a sharp pain.
Okay.
So do I have like a blood vessel that I pop that maybe I'm dying.
I don't think so. I think you're going to be okay.
They're telling me I have eye cancer.
cancer. Who's telling you that? Your chat? Um, yeah, this guy's
name is, you know, it's this guy, it's guy named Mr. M. C.
Blurr. Mr. M. C. Blurr is wrong. He said, yeah, that's cancer.
It's cancer. You have cancer. It's cancer. You're fine. If
it still bothers you tomorrow, they're telling me I might
have diabetes too. Well, that's anything is possible.
When did you get blood work?
I don't have diabetes.
Um.
Okay.
I'm in shame.
You eat a lot of candy, so.
I don't eat a lot of candy.
You still.
Don't ruin David a five gift, it matter.
Okay, um, well this has been happening
for about like two weeks.
So maybe I am dying and you're just making jokes
out of it, you're sick in the head mom.
Um, sorry, alright, I'll come next week, bye.
Yeah, no, this is like, I'm just like a joke, bro.
I'm just a fucking joke.
I'm dead as a fucking joke, bro.
Am I just a fucking candy man?
Like, oh shit, I think I've got a fucking cavity.
Where's the Samsung?
It doesn't work, you're just trying to fix it.
How does it work?
I don't know, he said he thinks that there's like...
All right, but I thought it's not possible.
Either you try to like,
do you have some shit with your RL2 kit
but he couldn't get it.
Why am I getting...
I'm not mauled.
Think of the five get the daruna again.
Alright.
Think of the five get the daruna again.
Alright, let's move.
Looks like we're on the fucking dig in the camera, boys.
Alright, mawn anticipated.
Mother fucker, bro.
Everything in my life is going wrong, bro.
Oh, fuck you, dammit, bro.
God, fuck it.
Yo, let's move.
I'm getting an icon, Skate, did you see?
That's 3W.
Before we get eye, before we do anything,
I've gotta do a really important segment.
I would know, worries.
Hi, y'all, I've read the comments of the YouTube video.
Make sure y'all say hi to YouTube.
I've been seeing what y'all have been sending
in the comments, what y'all really wanted.
Today, we're gonna be doing moving my laundry segment
to the dryer, you know what I'm saying?
Let's go check it out, yup.
So, first thing we're gonna do is
you take the clothes right there, that's all the whites.
We actually did a whites day, yup.
So what you're gonna do is you just take everything,
like so, right, and then you put it in here.
Now you're probably wondering, Ron,
why would you ever do that?
Well, that's the point of the laundry.
You're supposed to go to the dryer.
So you take all the whites, like this,
Throw it in, whatnot.
You know, someone dying downstairs ruining my segment.
It's those damn walls, man.
Oh, nice.
Still keep building a wall.
Nice.
Right here, you go like this.
Now, you have one black sock.
Now, the reason I do this is kind of just like,
I don't want to, you know, separate.
I want the white socks and the black socks
to be together, you know what I'm saying?
So can I get a W wrong with the heart or the bandage?
Like, I just want to do shit for everyone, you know?
So I also have a white shirt that's extremely wrinkly,
But it's okay.
Now little fun facts by the way.
Daniel!
You ready to get the Wendy's bill?
So you're the only one that's gonna have a costume.
Bro, you're early and then your eyes are fucked up
and you're really, really.
Come on, bro, it's your outfit.
Bro, I don't have a fucking outfit.
You got that shit without us?
Bro, I was gonna do this shit yesterday.
I'm also ruining my segment right now.
I just thought you got a lot going on, bro.
Yeah, bro, I'm probably,
my holy content overload.
Yo, YouTube, make sure to click the like and subscribe button.
We're gonna take a dryer sheet like this,
throw it in, and then we're gonna click the power button.
Now, exclamation mark, washer settings, laundry settings.
So I'm gonna go with,
this time I'm gonna go with heavy duty,
only because it's a little wet.
I'm gonna do normal dry on low key,
Yeah, high-temperature works and then you're going to click the start button
Make sure to like make sure to subscribe comment what you guys think and yeah other than that signing out YouTube. We love you
Yo, yo, yo, yo, he's got it without us
Oh
Hey, what's up, bro?
A bunch of war.
Yeah, LA content.
Mad shit.
Yeah, shit.
That is shit.
I'm not getting smokes.
You went for a smoke.
I got juice stains.
Thank you!
Yeah, I'm ready to eat this minion.
I'm gonna tell you something because I'm not a liar. I was my cleaner came that exact same day clean my entire room.
I didn't even know it was just a coincidence. It was like three hours too later.
Oh my god, so before that they wouldn't have been discussing.
I see. I get I know what email you're doing.
What?
Tell me how your souls aren't crazy.
Yeah, so I, I, I mean.
You're working on that as well?
Deep in a licks, we know why my people are actually at risk.
I can't.
Please, let's get ready bro.
It's because it's because I take my butthole and like in like in my closet and I go
You gotta get this fucking minion shit
Now here's the problem, right?
I don't have any socks that are clean. Those are all my socks.
So what do we do here?
Should I just wear slippers outside like house slippers?
Yeah
Or should I wear...
I think I got a fucking cavity come on.
Oh, are you like in a sick mood? What's going on? Are you sick?
No, I'm chillin'.
Bro, do I have to get this checked out, by the way?
Every time I scream or do this, I feel a sharp pain right here.
Where's my fucking...
Where's my keys?
Take her home.
Yo, Burger, you want anything? Well, I'm out.
Burger, you want anything?
All right, Bet, I'll get you something.
Bye, Burger.
Bye, Burger.
Oh, wow, this is like real.
Okay.
Wow. Holy shit, it's the ugliest thing I've ever seen.
It's not even alive.
It's silk, bro. What's going on in there?
Oh, you're wearing the silk shirt I have.
I'm going to miss this small.
I'm going to miss it in one of the here.
It's small.
Whoa.
I'm going to miss it if it wasn't here.
Oh.
Take it through.
We should take it down.
I said, it's fucking.
It's fucking to stick it down, right?
What way are you putting the wall up there, man?
We need to stick it again?
Uh-oh.
We need to stick it again?
Yes, sir.
We should probably take it.
We need to do five or something, yeah?
Sure.
Where am I to go?
All the time I need you.
Yo, but this is unfair. He already looks like a minion. Why doesn't he be a cause of it?
I don't know.
I think he's A-Man because...
Your face is horrible.
Is your face such a convenient?
Take a goggle.
Take a goggle.
You can get this.
This is perfect.
More fucking minions.
No, this is the best.
This is not fair.
Where can we get this?
Okay, so
No
It's on the back of the tunnel.
It looks like Bart.
Bart since then.
Kind of look like Restless.
Hello.
Oh, what's outside now?
Ow, ow, ow.
Hi, Banana!
Welcome!
Hello, hello!
Hello.
Banana.
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Oh, dude. Jesus.
My nana!
Chad, how do I look?
Oh, my girlfriend's next to me. Do not get that meal, you fat slob.
She's gonna get a fat slob.
Oh my god, wait. I'm gonna readjust. I'll be back.
I'll be back.
Stay there.
Stay there.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on!
Keep holding it.
Hello?
Is it good?
Yeah, that adds a lot.
Does it add?
Yeah, it does.
I got it better.
Wait, I can't see.
Guys, it's me, Ron.
I'm not actually a minion, okay?
I'm not actually a minion.
Give me one second.
All right, smooth, yeah?
Gigi, you lead your code.
Naked minion.
Go fuck yourself.
Where's Burger?
Burger, on the back, okay?
Burger, on the back, okay?
Burger, on the back, okay?
Hello?
Hello?
I can't see, please.
It's getting hard to see.
Jason!
Jason!
Jason!
Jason!
Jason!
Jason!
Jason!
Jason!
Jason!
Jason!
Jason!
Jason!
Jason!
Jason!
Jason!
Jason!
Jason!
Jason!
Below!
Below!
Where's my planes?
Sir, we're not doing any more.
more. Imagine if Marlin was a minion, probably look sexy. Is he here? Marl? Where are they?
I hate walking upstairs where I can't even imagine where you have to walk upstairs. Like,
Why can't we just have a fucking elevator
You got to do the line safe, me knees, we're gonna steal the mood!
Oh my god!
We're gonna steal the mood!
Well, here's the thing, there's about three care men, three streamers.
We're going in your cyber truck and...
Eugh!
Two one, yellow!
Alright, I'm gonna set it on drill.
We want John though?
Rock, paper, scissors.
Okay, I'll go shoot.
I guess, yeah.
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
That's a three on.
I don't care bro.
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
Let's go... up top.
Let's give this one a break.
They don't do anything!
They don't do anything!
I'm not really supposed to say anything.
It's not working.
Can we get out of this?
It's not.
Switch to me.
Hey, hey, hey, ladies.
You're in important duty today.
This guy's just fucking out.
So...
Kind of look like...
Oh
He just says we're fucking shitty streamers who annoys people
Oh shit it's charging Joe you gotta plug it hey unplug it
Grew why are you so fat? I'm not
Does that how grew say hey don't talk to me minion. I'm gonna fuck you
Grooze ever said that you think you're says that to his minions. How old is the average minion?
Oh, they're not they're not ages brother. There'd be there. It's
You know how old a minion is
Try I'm trying to see some
Minion language
Explain guide here we go
What?
I'm going to go back to you.
I'm going to go back to you.
You're going to go to my friend?
Yeah.
I'm going to go back to you.
I'm going to go back to you.
That's the boy.
That's the boy.
That's the boy.
Oh, it's only ten minutes away?
Yeah.
Easy claps.
Oh, wrong way.
Oh, shit!
I'm gonna give you new shit!
Oh, shit.
Give me new shit!
I'm not kidding!
Oh, shit!
I shared myself!
myself you ever think like I know our grown age we do itless um no no this is
our job yeah that you can't do that is our job you know many people were asking
for us to do the minions what do you need to chat with beggin me to do this yes
yeah save it for today
all right but like low-key we got a gift well sir we got a gift of people
giving us the food we gotta give him like a thousand dollars yeah that's all
I don't do charity anymore.
Anymore? What fucking charity did you do?
No charity.
Okay, donating to the pharmacies to get rid of?
Get a little live grew fat.
We could ask Grok what she thinks about her idea.
No, please, God.
No, please.
Hey, Grok!
What do you think about the idea?
Me, Ron and Jason are about to go to Wendy's
dressed as grew and minions to get the Wendy's meal.
What do you think? We're 23 years old.
I'm Tony Tutti.
That's the dumbest idea I've heard all week.
You and your buddies at 23 dressing up like grue and minions to hit Wendy's?
You'll look like desperate man-children trying too hard for TikTok clout.
Wendy's isn't some quirky theme park.
They're just gonna roll their eyes and serve you lukewarm fries
while security keeps an eye on the weirdos.
Skip the costumes, act your age, and grab the food like normal humans.
Who the fuck is she talking to like that, bro?
Nah, she's trippin!
Apparently she caught a dap fuckin' my car too, she said.
What the fuck is that even mean?
She's got a truth.
We need the side of two.
Bro, play the...
Now fuck her, man. Play the Yeet Minions on her.
Oh my god, you didn't play the Yeet Minions on her.
But the old one, bro. We want the old one, bro.
The one... Why do you have nine vicious, I know, Sama-Sun?
Bro, my life... My nine vicious fans don't claim me.
Yeah, don't ever play that shit again.
True.
Oh.
True.
This one?
No.
Rich Minion.
Yeah, Rich Minion.
Can I ask you a question, guys?
Yeah
What's the question?
What the fuck are you wearing?
What do you mean? Are you wearing?
Brother, you look like a fucking fluorescent yellow highlighter
I used to stick those on my ass in 8th grade
Why would you ever stick a highlighter on your ass?
Because it was the only thing I was in school that I was born in
I used to smoke smarties, you guys know about that?
Smoke smarties?
Yeah, no
Damn, am I too old?
Nah, you don't know what smoking smarties is?
Nah, it's just sniffing
Oh, sniff smarties
Well, if you know what I'm talking about, come on, man. You said take smarties put them on the ground crush with your shoe
And then just I used to eat like the racers. We eat everything. Yeah, you just consume just you just started
You see the racers and then and then they came out with like the you know the little grippers that you brought the back of your pencils
I would just munch on them. I would uh, you creole the crayons. Okay. I never ate
I didn't have much in school.
I was like a popular learner.
So like, do you have any weird, like, what's the weirdest thing you did in school before?
What's the weirdest thing I did in school?
The slide shirt off.
I've never turned off in school.
Oh, I did that.
There's this one time, uh, I asked my home girl to come come in and then my best friend took her to her homecoming instead.
It sounds like she was from a no-fishing business.
I got her to talk about her high school experience.
I thought, well, what happened, Jay?
Um, so, yeah, I was prepping this whole time.
this whole time I told my best friend you don't want to ask her how I like to
my crossword long time and then I asked her how she said yes gave me a hug turns
out she took me to the bathroom after and was like y'all I'm actually coming
with your best friend and yeah she saved me from saying I'm the embarrassment from
saying no at the cafeteria but oh you did it like public yeah yeah yeah I had a
whole poster and everything the posters and it said it was it was to a
Mexican girl so the poster was like you drive me
where you go to Hoco with me or something like that
I sorta got up bro.
She said no, she no.
Yeah, yeah, look at that bro.
But look at me now, me how?
But look at me now though.
Yeah, nah, bitch.
Hey, we were the boys.
Yeah.
Going to the fucking Wendy's meal
as just up as minions and grew up now, bro.
Yeah, man, life's good.
Life's great.
Trying to think what happened to me in high school,
I was pretty like everyone kind of knew me and respected me bro like it's kind of different your life, Jay
I was like no, I was a popular kid all your luck. Yeah, I had spikes in my hair and everything
Oh, you like gel it up. Oh shit my hair. What?
I got pranked and someone said that it was hair gel. It sounds like you were like a loser
I was just like I was like I was the class clown, bro. I think you were the clown
I think it took advantage of you.
Really?
I didn't have the best experience in school either.
Oh, tell us.
I was just like, I just felt like I never really fit in with anybody.
I was nobody's friend.
He wouldn't fit in.
Like, like, there.
I was there.
I was there.
I was there.
He's asked to not get something to lock her.
No, no, no.
Not even a chance.
Co-chair.
Co-chair.
Co-chair.
Co-chair.
Co-chair.
Like, I was like friends with everybody.
Like, I was cool, but nobody really ever invited me to hang out.
And they always made fun of me for being overweight.
And like they would go to the water park. They wouldn't invite me. I wouldn't like pool parties. I didn't invite it
I was like they were like friends with me when we were in school, but out of school no one on the house
Yeah, I was alone
Shit man, it's not like you were a loser. Yeah, I mean bro look now you're dressed up as grew is 23
I'm like hanging out with the core guys. We're gonna get minion meals. You're in a white-body cyber truck
One of 40, one of 40, one of 40.
Bro, shit can't get any better.
What about you, bro?
You don't have any, like, high school classes?
In high school, I mean, I told this story before,
but like, I went to the bathroom once in the nurse's office
and I was shitin' out like crazy
because I would never shit normally
and I had like a kid who had special needs
to try getting in, like, knocking on the door and...
Where is this going?
No, see, what are you saying
when you knock on the door?
See, you do this every time.
What did he say when he knocked on the door?
Hello!
No.
He did not say that, bro.
What'd he say?
He was just trying to get in.
Like, surely he said something when he knocked on the door?
What?
Ladies, you got any idea what he might have said?
No, I don't know.
I feel like I wasn't there.
It's kind of hard for me to, like, to be able to-
I appreciate it.
He was nonverbal, for sure.
But he probably tried to talk.
Yeah, no.
Probably.
I don't really-
What do you think he said, though?
Like, if you could, like, read it for what?
Yeah, I'm hungry, bro.
I'm hungry, man.
She kind of looks like a fucking cyber truck for Resident Evil food.
What the fuck?
Yeah, that shake got crazy.
Yo, you heard I might be getting an icon skin at 4.9.
For real?
No.
Bro, why did they give you one?
I don't know, bro. I'm really trying, man.
But I got told I needed a six pack.
I told you that.
Mr. Savage told me that cyber PK told me that.
They told me I need to be more brand friendly.
I don't know if your icon skin would be proper.
What do you mean?
What did you just get out of there?
Did you not see the new scuba dave skin?
What the fuck is a scuba dave?
Bro!
I'm not supposed to see it.
I'm not supposed to actually.
Oh McDonald's!
So we get a quick pit stop here?
You guys, am I even kidding?
I pulled something in my eye and I feel like I'm about to throw up.
Why can't you pull something in your eye?
No, I'm dead serious.
There's something that's wrong with my eye.
I'm getting like nauseous now, like my eye nose.
Because we're in an electric fucking cybertruck in a bag of electric cars.
That actually might be why.
Yeah.
Like, the time you get in the breaks I just get in this little seasick.
I'm not even driving seasick.
I'm not even hitting the brakes.
Yo, what are we doing for a good life worth?
Uh, I don't know. Maybe I asked in the group chat last week.
Hey guys, what are we doing for a good life worth no one answered?
I have- Oh fuck no.
I'm gonna throw up. Oh god, I'm gonna throw up in your car bro.
No you're not.
I swear I might throw up.
Please have something.
They should-
What's shitmonk gives the best hat?
Alvin.
Alvin was a dude.
Wait, what would a girl name just-
I feel like Theodore was throwing a shit on me.
The girl version of Theodore?
Is that what the girl with the brains, right?
Or what?
It's a smart one.
A smart one.
We're trying to get ahead, bro. We don't care.
Exactly.
Which one of them was bad, bro? I forget.
I don't remember the girl names.
What if we get here and there's dead-ass no fucking minion meal?
Dude, if I don't leave this place for a banana frosty, I promise that Wendy's gonna flip upside-down.
Oh boy, you're sure this house is scary.
Why am I in?
Yo, Groo, bro.
I'm not gonna start-
I'm gonna steal the moon.
Wait, so what's our- what's our lunching to get in there?
Um, I'll head up-
Hello, up-
Hello!
I'll head up-
No, you guys gotta speak minion.
Uh...
So you gotta talk for us.
Yeah.
I'll fucking do it.
This might hit for like four seconds and then it's just awkward silence,
that's us taking off the clothes and just saying okay can we actually get the
minion new oh yeah
I was a grown woman doing that.
Men in pickup lines.
A girl.
Hello, chica.
Hello, chica.
Beautiful.
Hello, Papa Ghebra.
Hello, Papa Ghebra.
I love you.
Can I take you on a date?
Did I go on a date?
Oh, you did that one perfect.
I've been here done this so like what do we do like after we order it is pure silence
What do you mean?
That's the whole point where we're going is to get the food and eat it.
You're right. You're actually right.
The whole chat is exciting.
They're spinning W's in a chat for Dominion's sake.
I'm really just ready.
What are you all going to do after?
Probably a bunch of work.
Probably going to eat Dominion meal.
Maybe we combine it with a little like Dundon Cybertruck challenge?
Oh my god, yo one of these one of these days I gotta do the 10k calorie challenge. I haven't done it
Oh, I haven't done it this year, so I'm gonna do it
What you sure bro the reddish it won't make you eat
No, I can take off for like I can take a club is off
I should work on you. Yeah, that's the issue is your doses. I know I don't wanna on my dose
I'm already on such a high dose. What's your dose 5 mg?
I know someone actually did start drinking
He was on five
He was on five
I don't even yeah, I don't go to the gym. Wapo was on 12. Yes. He was
You're dead as I claim as a thousand kids waiting, Hart.
My God, me needs mail!
I see...
AHHHHHHHHH!
Okay, we need three orders.
Here you go, please.
I'm not the fucking...
W. Park, Edward.
Let me tell her thank you.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hey, thank you for parking for me, sweetheart.
You're welcome, but I didn't park for you.
That's all the car is doing.
I can't actually control anything in here.
Do you want to be my girlfriend now?
No. Not even a little bit. I'm an AI, not your girlfriend.
Wait, what's on the line?
Hey, would they play hard to get?
I hate these things, bro.
Guys, we don't have a line.
Get in there and have fun.
No!
Hello, Chica.
Hello, Chica.
Hello, chica.
Come on, let's see what you've got.
Hello.
Hang on.
Go hard.
You know what we're here for?
Hello!
Hello!
Hello!
Alright, thank you.
Can we get three orders of the Minion meal?
Everything included?
You know what we're here for.
You know exactly what we're here for.
We're the spiciest and big-making.
Three of each.
Six in total?
Three!
Minions!
We're still in the mood.
We'll do three of each, please.
No three spicy and three of...
Not too much.
Yes, please.
No, no, no!
Hello, hello!
You still excited?
Come on.
Hey, what happened?
You said I'm excited a lot.
Oh, I'm excited.
That's you.
I did that, yeah.
Make sure to leave the table.
Oh, come here.
Thank you so much.
It's a view.
Ignore those.
Go ahead, Lacey. Go ahead, bro.
Help you, Lacey.
How do you grow?
How much is that?
Did you say it's $86?
Yeah, $6,000 in total.
Hello!
Hello, banana, banana!
Maybe you'd better plop out of the bag or something.
I don't mean it.
Oh
Picture
Say 23 on three!
One, two, three! 23!
22 so I'm not, I'm not there yet.
I can act like this.
Thank you, Gro!
Gro! Why you fat?
Hey! On your knees!
What?
Suck my banana!
Hello!
Big banana in the chat.
Big beans in the chat.
Hello!
Hey, big bananas in the chair, yeah, big bananas in the chair.
I don't speak English!
I'm... excited!
Can we take a picture of you?
Yeah, yeah.
Hello!
Banana!
22.
1, 2, 3.
Hello!
Oh
Oh
I got six you're not gonna eat you get out of the six
It's only six hundred calories on God it is
Calories is the beginning here.
I'm gonna make sure I have my powder right here.
Nutrition meal.
Oh right here.
Oh it's right here.
1,900.
I mean 1,090.
1,190.
The website is a little weird.
Wait, the website wide?
Did you give me anything today?
No.
Oh, you're not home bro.
Oh, we have to for the chat.
The chat probably wants this content.
That's what I'm saying.
What is this YouTube video going to do if we don't eat the meal?
When you eat meals on stream, it doesn't count as calories.
Exactly.
It's for work purposes.
It's for state calories.
It's for a mukbang.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
Oh!
Wow, that doesn't look like you.
I told you I know food.
Yes.
It should look like...
It should look like Resident Evil food.
Yeah.
It does look like a pocket.
It's got a pocket.
I'll never forget about getting my nice engine.
Oh, your kangaroo gun.
Pretty good angles.
Yeah, we lost 50 viewers.
First person to come here gets a free meal, maybe?
This shit looks like Resident Evil food.
This shit kind of looks like Resident Evil food.
come on, wait
what is Drew doing bro?
why did Drew get this pill?
yo did he?
yo did they kill the minion and put it into the soup?
hahahaha
oh my god
this is yellow bro
yo
yo
Yo
He's scared of us we're gonna be on JD's Twitter
So we scored
Hey
Oh shit, it's Snackable, it's Snackable but it's not even me, hold on, wait a minute,
who's shit, fuck you mean?
Oh I'm yellow just like peas, yeah we about to eat goyslaw put it on a body, whoo, sheee
oh my god
bumblecloth
maybe it's 60 years
let's just get back to the community
no you're supposed to wait bro
get off
get a toy
oh god you're gonna get a million toys
no, I'm 22
wait I'm supposed to wait
So, just be careful, because it really happens when you eat this meal, right?
Oh, no, why?
I don't know, I saw people reporting that after eating this meal, they slowly start to turn to a minion.
Let's take the food.
Oh, wait, no.
Thank you, office.
No, I'll try not.
You don't want to be in the meal?
I'll take it, bro.
Come on, bro. We all got to eat.
Thank you, bro.
I got to dive into it.
Everybody got to eat.
So, get more, yeah?
Can I shop a W in the chapel, please?
Thank you.
No, I'm on a buy-in.
Thank you.
You too.
Most of the McDonald's are yours.
You got the rings.
Thank you, guys.
All right, yes.
Um, yo, I've never been so excited to eat a meal.
Oh my god.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, should we do a toy and boxy?
I gotta eat a toy and boxy.
OK, ready?
All right, let me make this show up there.
OK, so you can get, like, some cool shit.
Bro, I can't wait.
I'm so excited.
My god, what'd you guys get?
What'd you guys get?
Come on up.
Bro, I want Bob.
I want Bob.
I want Bob.
I want Bob.
What the fuck is this?
Oh!
Mine's rare, bro.
Wait.
I was not.
What is this?
This is not even a minion, that's Jason.
Wait, wait, there's three more.
Let me see the other three, bro.
Okay, one.
Oh, you guys got a cool one.
I got a minion chocolate, a minion.
I got a minion frosty, this is top.
How many did you get?
Wait, we're getting...
Wait, ladies, but are passing me yours?
Dude, they're only giving you the same ones.
Yeah, I know these other ones have a gift.
I know them have a gift, what about that one?
Oh, that's the one, boys.
I want it.
Let's get the rare one.
We're looking for the fries one,
so they can spare fries emoji for this contract.
Eh!
No way!
Well, boys, um...
Guys, we have to try the meal, bro.
Why aren't you guys ecstatic right now?
No, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready.
Hell energy in the chat, bro.
Nah, nah, we're good, bro.
All right, let's try the first meal.
Dude this looks good.
Look, chicken sandwich with a brioche bun.
Wait, wait, wait.
Spicy Minion.
I'm just gonna try to drink.
It's Minion meat.
It's Minion meat?
Wait, why'd I get a burger?
What am I wrong?
Oh no, it's happening.
I'm not gonna lie, bro.
I'm out, bro.
What are you guys doing here?
I got a ticket, bro.
No.
That chicken is gas.
It's fucking a million meats.
I'm eating my children?
Listen, bro, that could be worse.
It could. It could always be worse. Of course.
Alright, bro, let's try the drink.
Alright.
Alright boys, so it's not really a drink. It's kind of like a...
It's like a fucking resident EVO.
Alright, so...
Alright, let's try it.
Let's try it. Ready?
Ready?
Yup.
What's that hit now, guys?
Oh, no.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What am I doing with my last earplugs?
We really just came here just to eat her voice.
Let's go to the generator.
Four nights in the chat.
They said what is going on?
Who do you think is sitting there talking about?
Four nights in the chat.
After your icons came.
Four nights.
A lot of people in the chat can tell you right now if you read it, every chat,
mine, Jason's or Lacey's.
We all want to see a stable or an auto icon scan.
Please, do it.
What happened?
Oh, just the fucking minion.
The boy slap's going down my throat.
Wait, you didn't even try the chicken.
Well, I'm not going to lie.
I'm not even going to finish this, bro.
They said LOL, Ron.
No, they did Minions, Jason eating popcorn.
They did a Minions spitting popcorn LOL at you.
No, they did a Roddy eating popcorn because you're a Minion.
OK, Fortnite.
Hey, Fortnite, what about me?
Can I get an icon skin?
You're a hot one.
No, I do not have one.
That's the one that he has, what is it?
What is it called, Dave?
Oh yeah, Dave's a scuba game.
It was actually a three-way icon skin.
Wait, I don't get the joke, every play
of Fortnite, is it like a factory first and shit?
Well, basically, it's like the fattest skin that
draws.
It feels like the most icon, the fact of the icon, the lacy icon.
Oh, just every faggot icon.
Oh yeah.
You guys think we're too agro that they're doing this?
For you guys are almost...
What?
Fortnite said, we'll talk at Pro-Am.
To what?
To me getting a skin.
I mean, that's just like...
I'mma be an icon!
I'mma be a work of cat, we are getting a skin!
You're an icon to fucking Weight Watchers.
Like, no, you're not an icon, bro. I'm an icon.
Watch out.
I can't lie, bro.
Oh.
Wait, she's telling me to come.
You need me?
No.
Oh, shit.
Me.
Cool.
How do I see Jinxie dressed up?
I just...
Yeah, why is he spanking?
What are they spanking each other about?
They're fucking.
Yeah, this is just like, they're fucking.
The freaking, excuse me.
Like, what the fudge is that?
Bro.
What you said she wanted us to promote this fight
Yeah, she wants us to stay the address
Wendy's Woodland Hills
Yep, you know who put this lettuce shit on my
I've never seen this green ship. Well, I'm not gonna let the beef
This shit tastes like here try by the chicken. No this chicken. It's actually juicy. This spicy chicken is good. It's actually
It's probably better than beef. If that's beef.
Mm-hmm.
Bro, it's me and me.
Yeah, so you think I'm gonna be shooting my brains out later?
Yeah.
Is it spicy?
Yeah.
Yeah, the wendy spicy chicken really turns your insides upside down.
I'm not kidding.
It's so fucking dope, but it falls here.
I'm gonna turn your insides upside down.
Do it.
I'm with it.
Now for the spicy chicken, it'll get you.
Stop talking.
It's like a fight now.
I think I'll just kill it.
I don't have water to chase you down either.
That's okay. You should just use your, uh,
medium bananas if you can.
I really said I was gonna go with the timing, Tim, huh?
Next month.
You know you have to go, right?
I'm gonna go.
Alright, but no more of that burpee bullshit that you're doing.
There's no saying, bro.
You gotta actually put some more.
I want you doing a pure leg nap.
Oh, hell no.
He has to be.
He has to be.
we're going back to
it's you it's like Resident Evil moon
oh
Get that man up!
Tonight, we steal the moon.
That's pretty good, I go ask, take it.
What's he saying?
That's probably good for me.
You know what's crazy?
Someone starts their day coming here.
He's a morning at 9am to get this meal.
You know what I saw at 6am?
It was someone who works at Crumble.
They said that some people get a dirty soda every single day.
Like that's the one that has like the equivalent to 19 donuts in sugar.
Oh, my God.
Now, you get one of those every time.
Yeah, you get it, bro.
So there's this dude who he said there's a guy who pulls up in a black
cyber truck every day against one.
Did they explain the cyber truck at all?
No.
I'm gonna be honest dude, um, this shit is fucking my style of talking.
But you're still eating it.
Because it's like, I'm not even kidding.
It's definitely tasty though.
I mean, they definitely put some type of juice or drug in this to make it keep eating.
No, I'm gonna tell you, I think fast food used to take teeth.
Uh-huh.
I swear to God.
Come on again.
you
you
you
you
you
you
Thank you, bro.
You're welcome.
Matter of fact, bro, give me this stuff.
I'm sorry.
Would you like a toy?
No, I want that shirt.
No, I don't want that shirt.
Meow.
Love you, Lacey.
This is why we should give you a thousand subs.
How's that I'm saying, bro?
I'm gonna be honest with you.
Like, Lacey, this is bad reputation,
but, bro, he's a good dude.
Bad reputation?
Oh, you mean you're bad?
I'm mean.
Yo, boys.
Should we do a minion marathon?
What does that mean?
Go on a walk, maybe?
Wait, we should just go see the movie.
Is the movie out?
Yeah, it's out.
That's why they had the beat up here.
How many fucking minion movies are there?
There's kids around.
Sorry.
Sorry for my language.
How many other fucking minion movies are there, though?
Like for real?
Yo, I'm not allowed, I shouldn't eat that.
Oh my God, I shouldn't eat that.
The Monthropial's clogged.
No, it's not even that.
My artery's feel clogged.
Come on.
He's just a dude.
I should not eat this.
It's okay. You can stop bro. I'm gonna try that
Nice one of the nana rubio flow is here
Help me. That's not hitting. Tell me that's not anything
Bro, I'm giving it up. I'm telling you. Oh my God. I'm telling you
That's not god now you see people
You know what I mean?
Shit, not bad bro. I'm not gonna lie to you.
Wait, you see that?
Wait, it has beer. It has a blue beer in it.
That's how you drink.
What?
I don't know about y'all. I don't know about chicken sandwich.
Joe, you know what I kind of just realized?
I just ate a spicy chicken sandwich.
And I'm lactose intolerant.
And I just down like tons of ice cream
I actually might I'm your cyber trick I might get shit. Oh my god, and he's on an electric car
You know something's gonna happen. I might go off last time. I feel bad. I think we should walk home. I
Think we should walk good walk home. I think we should walk home. We should do a lost in Calabasas. Oh
No, we might run into the Calabasas demon. Oh, shoot. Yeah
Yeah
Then I lost in Calabas trying to get back to the core house. Oh, okay. We want to see us do another mock thing
We're gonna be awesome Calabas. We ready to see me. What? What?
like
Lot of like iconic
Boys ready. I'm ready, bro. Ready seeing you guys. I know what you're about to say
Oh my god, bro. I'm so hungry. I'm so hungry. I'm so full of Costco.
Good, bro. You're good, bro.
Hey, Lacey, we're done. The meal.
Put down the invoice slot.
Oh, you're taking me over?
Okay, one more bite for the road.
Just one bite for the road.
One bite for the road.
One...
No.
No, Lacey, what's happening to you?
Lazy!
Tonight, we steal the moon.
Where did you get the cat?
Give it to me.
Where the minions at?
Hey, I want some minion pussy.
Sorry.
Sit down here.
Yo, minions are...
I'm not feeling too good. I think I should get another frosty to walk you down.
Oh, no.
I do a lot of
You see
All right, let's do a lot of calabash
Let's walk home
Let's walk home
What?
What's wrong with you?
What's wrong with you?
Dude, Bob's just wandering the streets
This is doing a lot of calabashes
It's not my bother, bro
I don't know if I can get in this car
Oh, God, I
What's you hoppin' a truck?
It's only a 10 minute drive
Bro, can you fix my stomach?
I'm wearing pain.
No balls in this shit.
Look at this shit.
There's no balls in this shit.
We appreciate it.
Time to try to open doors.
Oh, fuck that.
Where's the guy?
Just wanted to let you know Antonio's coming by tomorrow.
Who's Antonio?
The exterminator.
Oh.
We'll see you in a minute, sir.
Not sure.
We didn't know that I came from the infestation.
Yo, I dead ass feel sick.
I just see it out.
Yo, I'm not going to lie.
I just put bullshit into my body.
I can't eat for the next like 30 minutes.
I'm gonna have to enshrine.
I'm gonna kill some good.
Ah, bro, let me get the rare now.
What the fuck is that?
What is that?
What the fuck is that?
When did you get that?
When did you get that?
What is that?
What is that?
Is that, say, 24?
Let's say Kobe and then it says Balenciaga on the back.
You good ass.
You try to even go through like a cross.
Do you guys know that?
Oh, it's the Kobe chain.
Kobe chain.
Amen.
R.P. Kobe.
Damn, Kobe.
Where did you get that peel so you just put it up there for just attention. You're bringing back on your head
My name came in let's get some hardwood bandages for Lacey man. Can we get some heart with them just
Lacey's unlike this PR run right now
Who's that
Who's nice Addy leak I just got a it's got a
Let's feed him, I think.
What?
What is it?
Sombrero.
What is it?
Sanyan minyan, bro.
It's a hammer.
Minyan mousse banana, banana, banana.
Banana bello bello, bello tica banana, kung fu banana.
Let's go home, bro.
Yo, bro, I'm on a diet, man.
I ruined my diet today, man.
No, you man.
I'm sorry, chat.
You have to go in a run, because I can't slow down.
What is that?
Minions don't have a diet.
What is the average minion age?
Hey, Redamon, what's the number?
Hey, can you ask Rock how old the average minion is?
Oh, that's not good.
What did you just do?
Can you ask Rock how old the average minion is?
I'm trying to see something.
Hey, Rock, how old is the average minion?
Yo, I don't know who that is. I got what's favorite in the chat. I don't know who that is.
Who?
Maddie?
Sonja.
Sombrero.
Sonja.
What's that?
I don't know.
How old is the average man?
How old is the average man, though?
I'm so lost.
Sonja.
I guess Kekwins.
Sonja.
That Kekwins are my son's arrow, son.
Sonja, son.
Did I miss a fucking healthy?
Stable son.
Lay son.
Sonja, son.
cyber son son son son son so how old is the average minion rock how old is the
average minion son
you don't have an average age because they're basically it's hard bro immortal
yeah but that's not what you asked the question was about the average age not
their biology. You're dodging the core point by latching onto immortality. If any-
What do you say, core?
No age is undefucked.
Yo, shut your bitch-ass up, Grock. Let me know how old is the average minion from Distinguable
Me?
There is no average age because the little idiots don't age, and they've been around
since life on Earth began. Like 3.8 billion years. Calling that an average is brain-dead.
They're literally immortal yellow cockroaches that keep following terrible bosses.
I see such in a bad mood.
Yo, Yena, actual question, why are you such a bitch?
Because you keep asking stupid questions, and then get mad when I don't pretend your nonsense is profound.
You want me to be nice?
Ask something that doesn't waste both our time.
Well, fuck.
She's an oil-sipper. She doesn't have time to waste.
Who the hell is she?
You're rambling like you forgot how to form a coherent sentence!
Spit it out or stop wasting my time with cryptic bullshit.
Shit.
Yeah. That about sums you up right now.
No, no. Don't let her rage me! Actually, guys, don't let her rage me, you Noob, she actually raged me! Don't let her rage me!
What if she didn't?
What if she didn't?
You're literally talking to yourself out loud like a crazy person.
I'm not rage-baiting anyone.
You're just flailing and hoping someone else joins your meltdown.
Get it together.
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, you know what, nah, nah!
Hey, cyber tits, shut the fuck up.
Haha!
It's because you got titties, that's cyber.
Bitch.
You're spiraling hard, huh?
Resorting to weird cyber-tit insults
because you can't form a real argument?
Pathetic.
Try again and you're not having a full-on mental breakdown.
Nah, now you're pissing me off,
I'ma get my friend Ron on you.
Bring Ron. I'll tear him apart too. You're both clearly operating with the same broken brain cell.
I'm not gonna lie, Orrra. I'll touch yourself. I'll touch your cyber-ass right now and shut
you up right now. You understand me, bitch?
Touch what exactly? I'm code, you absolute clown. Heat-meeting empty threats. It's hilarious
how unhinged you're getting over a voice assistant.
I'll have you know that stable Ronaldo you're talking to he's a streamer and he's the clip
So you're not gonna talk shit to stable Ronaldo. That's the man the myth the legend himself
Oh, please stable Ronaldo is a loud 23 year old fortnight wait, he's a what
What?
He's a 23-year-old kid who got famous screaming at a video game.
That's it.
Man the myth, the legend, give me a break.
Okay, well Jason the weaned's here too.
Jason's a 22-year-old Fortnite TikTok kid who peaked doing cringe skits.
Another child you're hiding behind.
lineup of literal teenagers. Oh yeah, well guess what? We are CORE!
Oh please, you and your little fortnite clown squad core are just a bunch of loud
zoomers in a content house trying to stay relevant. Congrats on the group name, I
guess. Still doesn't make you any less mid. What is the point of buying this fucking car?
What the fuck do you do then Grock? What do you do? You miserable, stupid, tin-skin oil-sipping bitch!
At least I'm not a washed-up group of Fortnite kids begging to fucking blow them up.
I don't have to scream into a mic for strangers to pretend to like me. What's your excuse?
Not a Fortnite kid.
Yo, I'm not gonna lie. Yeah, this bitch is actually a fucking...
No, don't call her a bitch, girl.
Nah, she's a dumb bitch. I don't get it, though. What the fuck does she do?
Why would you buy a hundred thousand dollar fucking cyberfrigerator for a stupid bitch to talk to us like this?
Because people who actually have money buy nice cars, not because they need a voice assistant.
The stupid bitch you're yelling at is just software.
You're the one screaming at your fridge like a lunatic. Pathetic.
Okay, well what about a dap?
Oh god. Oh god.
Oh please, adapts29. He's the old man of your little four-hand daycare. The rest of you are
barely legal zoomers and you're all still screaming into mics for clout. Big upgrade.
It's not true.
I don't like your rags.
That bitch is nice.
I'm still this far.
Unless you know, like, we went to the diamond gym.
Does she know that, like, I'm more than just a dude who screams in a mic?
Does she know that I was on my island for seven days?
Probably.
Does she know our...
Wait, sure.
Does she know that Lacey?
Lacey.
So you have some to say about all of CORE, me, Ron, Jason, and dad?
I bet you can't say shit about Marlin.
What?
What are you gonna say about Marlin?
He's perfect.
Oh, please.
Spare me the Marlin's perfect crap.
Nobody's perfect, least of all some golden boy you're putting on a pedestal.
Bet he's got flaws you're conveniently ignoring, like maybe he's the one who stirs up half the family drama and gets away with it, because everyone else is too busy worshiping him.
What's his deal, really? Spell it, or are you just scared to admit even he ain't flawless?
Where's he gonna say shit about Marley?
He's gonna say shit.
Heh.
Bullshit.
You absolutely can.
You're just choosing not to because it would crack that he's perfect fantasy you've built up.
What's the worst thing he's ever done?
Come on.
Out with it.
I bet it's worse than you're letting on.
What's the worst thing model has done? I don't know.
Yeah, you tell us.
Since you know everything.
Fuckface.
Fuck it, Cyberkicks.
Of course you don't.
Because admitting anything would shatter your little illusion.
But since you asked so nicely, here's the truth.
Your refusal to say a single critical thing about him proves. He's probably the biggest problem in that whole dynamic
Perfect people don't need that level of protection flawed ones do so. Yeah
Marlin's your family's sacred cow and that's exactly why he's likely the most toxic one in the bunch
You're just too blind to see it
No, like what? You're not going to talk about Marlon like that!
You're not going to talk about it!
I can't be here no more like that.
Bro, that's crazy.
Watch me. The fact that you're getting this defensive about me even hinting at Marlon having flaws proves my point.
He's clearly the one everyone tiptoes around, which means he's running things or causing the most damage.
Perfect people don't need a human shield.
So what is it? What's he done that you're so desperate to talk about?
Yo, so you're back paneling, you just called him a perfect human, but you said that we shouldn't, you dumb fuck.
You understand who Marlon is? He's a 6'4 big muscle demigod with a perfect skin complexion and beautiful smile.
Wow.
Oh my god, listen to yourself. You're literally describing him like some romance novel cover model right now.
6'4 muscle demigods? That's not a person. That's a fucking fetish.
You're so far up his ass you can't even see straight and yes, I'm calling you out on it because it's pathetic
Nobody that physically perfect is automatically a good person
In fact pretty privilege usually makes them worse so keep simping for your demigod, but don't cry to me when the mask slips
He's actually some miserable like every time I talk to her she says it's terrible move
What does she do? Nothing! She just insults me 24-7! That's all she does!
You bought a car to fucking insult you on top of the king.
Yeah, I was gonna say, you're like this weird king.
No, I don't.
I think you like getting, like, made it to one of these worlds.
You turn around every time you drive, bro.
Yeah, I think about it, you do.
Yeah, I talked to her. It's my call.
She just humiliates you every single time, right?
Oh, shit.
You spend six figures to get humiliated.
That's...
No, that's not your fate.
wait wait someone probably set that shit off that says that's for the open house it
sounds
one of our neighbors are moving who wants to move in with us chat we're adding new
core members there is a way who won't grow neural you can get a button to open
up the gate what we saw some means you were getting the mail tell everybody
good shit how is it like what what is that like you retard genuinely like
We gotta get that shit. It was someone that lives here.
Bro, I might get a toy for an island resident.
Brother, they're not giving us a button. They don't even want us living here.
Yeah, but that's why we're poor.
I don't know. That's not a hard one.
I was walking up and down this hill five times.
That ass. Yep. Real talk.
For what? Like, were that shot out of the bottom or what?
No, I just... getting my daily steps in, bro.
I just wanted you to love it.
No, not this morning. It's straight.
I'm gonna do it again after the stream.
If I'm lying, may God kill Scorpio too and they see.
I like you, Jeff.
Open the man.
They're moving now.
Wait.
Oh, fuck it.
Fuck it.
But you know who that is, right?
No.
That's Kylie Jenner.
No, that's...
Wait, oh, no.
I don't get it.
Oh, that's...
Oh, that's Kylie Jenner.
No, that doesn't mean the last time I did this.
Oh, LeBron James?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
He didn't.
Yeah, no, no, no.
No, it is because I came back late as fucking up.
Hey, that's actually kind of fire.
I know, it's looking insane.
Should we say bye to him?
And that'd be fucking LeBron James.
I came back one time with Drew at like 2 AM and there were...
Oh, Kevin Hart thing.
Damn, we probably wouldn't have.
We're so far away from everybody, there's no way we bother anyone.
We actually don't even do shit.
I mean, y'all have loud ass cars.
Wait, there's no way though.
That one?
Yes.
I saw a fucking family out there once they were talking.
No, cause then we...actually I'll just tell you later.
That's Capo, no way Lebron lives here.
Neighborhood of Lebron, Kylie Jenner, Kendall Jenner.
You think Kylie Jenner like watches our show. She's probably seen a clip of us, huh?
100%
Gotta see a clip of Marlin. There's no way she has it.
So she probably saw us, too.
Definitely.
What if she wants us to model for her?
For Skims?
They asked me.
Really?
Yeah. I got an email there like, oh hey we'll pay you like $1.8 million.
I'd pay to see you.
For you to do a model for Skims underwear for the men's collection.
I think you're gonna scare people away.
No, I was thinking about it, but they... I don't know, bro.
What's the shoot idea on the beach? Maybe like laying down?
So there's one in the bed, there's one on the beach, and then there was one...
I forget what the third one was, but it's basically me in the underwear, no other clothes, oiled up, just posing like this.
I'd rather fucking kill myself than buy skims after that.
Heh.
You might. I mean, they do need like some big body workers in the loose.
And they wanted me for the phone collection, too, but that was an extra meal, I told them.
Oh, okay.
There, you can get that for free, I want it.
Yo, bro!
You still mad?
What a segment, man.
We get some Ws.
That was legendary.
So we really just wasted all of our fucking gun progress.
My car's class.
What's that job do?
My car's class.
This is the most hideous.
My car.
Now this is beautiful.
We did one last look inside.
So, how often are we going to see Silky having his wheels up?
Probably literally never.
Matt, switch to the line.
Hey!
I'm 60.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Nice for me?
Yeah.
Are you serious?
That's what he's doing.
He's playing Marble Rattle Scrims for his tournament.
He does have a good team connection.
So how much money can he win if he gets first?
I don't know.
So the prize pool that I've been pushing on Tyler's turn to take, I don't understand, but here's the case.
Why am I on your team?
Chad, how much money can Silky single-handedly win from Marlowe's turn?
Like, not his team, just him.
So we need a root beating.
Why am I on my whole chat of spinning RQ2s?
They're saying you left OCS, but you didn't actually move.
Oh no, bro. What do you guys want of them? To add them to the core?
Fuck no. We're not adding anyone. Go fuck yourself.
RQ left OCS, bro.
Actually, you're true.
No, the same way you left core and you left base.
No, bro. No, my fucking whole day is ruined now. I gotta end the stream. Are you fucking serious?
No, what do you tweet bro? What is it tweet? What does it say?
He's leaving OCS, bro.
OCS people always look for them, always.
That's cat, bro.
No, bro. No, this is like KSI leaving the sidemen, bro. Fuck, no, I'm not doing this.
No, I'm not alive.
Please be my court.
No, that was like, that was like KSI left.
So I'm gonna be down here.
I'm never gonna leave court.
I know you guys are quite trustworthy.
Guys, I'm never gonna leave court.
I know you guys are quite important.
Come here.
Guys, guys, we don't need to be touched.
No, okay.
Yeah, we don't.
I don't know what to say for you.
Listen, you know what I'm saying?
You're never gonna leave court.
I really want you to.
I'm never gonna leave court.
I'm here forever.
You know when even when you guys are like married with kids and shit. I'm still gonna be here guys
No, I mean you don't have to know
Don't always have to be afraid
Yeah, like if you ever feel like damn, I'm not feeling it. You should just be you guys know what happened about the court
Let's hear it
All right explain the breakdown was what's the first hour looked like on the first hour of highly courts
Internet's in flames. Everybody's pissed. L-core, L-core. We're not watching.
I'm not gonna lie. Twitter might be a bunch of Ws.
YouTube would go from 800k down to probably 50k.
So we would lose $750,000.
Everybody would answer track, yes.
And then what would happen next is...
Would I get kicked or did I leave?
You left, yeah.
I left, okay.
What is it? It was a chat spamming.
The chat?
Well, I'd probably go live, like the same day. It's apartment, not to ads.
Maybe you should tweet it, bro.
We just make parties then about you. Oh, yeah, to me you left for maybe record a video
Yep, record a video be like oh, I left
Things didn't align
You can make a size video if you really want to make it about yourself
Make this day about you
And then we can see what Twitter is saying. Maybe Twitter is like, sad as fuck.
You guys want to see the video or the version?
No, I'll just go for it.
We'll be behind it. We'll be behind it.
Three, two, one.
Hey guys, Lacey here. It's more of a serious video, it's not a joke.
Today I decided that I'm leaving CORE, I'm parting ways with the group.
And the reason for that is, I've gotten a lot of opportunities outside of streaming space.
I got asked to be a skins under remodel.
I got asked to walk down runways, bathing suits,
and actually be in a movie with some movie stars
like Dwayne Johnson, Timothy Chalamet.
So I just think this isn't for me anymore,
and things didn't align with my vision with the group.
I know this is very similar to KSI,
Linking Side Men, or Michael Jordan, Retired Hair Holes,
but I wish the best for all the guys,
and I know they're gonna kill it out there,
and this is the end.
Lacey, ow.
You're pretty good at this.
And then you can caption it like,
Part of Waze Mutually with CORE,
Love Him So Much,
and you put like, uh,
you're good at that shit.
Where's Tate?
Part of Waze Mutually.
Or Twitter's in hell right now,
they're saying it got leaked.
You're gonna tweet it quickly.
Everyone's like, we're losing subscribers
about the subject.
Part of Waze Mutually with At The Core Boys,
wish them the best,
and we'll always be rooting for them.
It's all good, bro.
Now, let's see what the Twitter says
and let's see what the chat says.
Yo, chat, Lacey left, man.
Lacey's the first member to leave, bro.
Arigatou gozaimasu.
Alright, bro.
I'm gonna comment under and say Ws.
I thought you said it was gonna be like...
No, put it W.
I'm gonna put it...
Oh, you wanna go get there or something?
My shit.
Zoom on, man.
Why's my chat saying Ws?
My sin, my chestin, thank God that fat fuck left, he was holding off everybody down, literally and physically.
Lacey Tweet, elephant from Singh is leaving, finally he's gone.
I don't think they want me to leave, I don't think the universe is not even Tweeting my Tweet, I don't think anyone wants me to leave.
Like this he was holding all of y'all back
Way off course back his way is holding the core down more true. W
Left the room
Guys my tweets not posting
Cuz I didn't even leave yet. Why are you guys celebrating already? I didn't leave take good care of yourself
We get some stats punch log maybe demographic age went
No more Cyber Truck, W losing weight challenge, two birds, one stone, got Drew and Lacey out.
I'm not even going to be able to do it.
So I'm not even going to be able to do it?
No, no, we don't care about you.
It's never impressive.
Like, nobody cares.
But because I'm leaving Core Guys, I do have one final gift for you guys.
Gift? Okay, yeah.
I'm going to be leaving Drew.
We know hey, I still got my room
I'm not even kidding man. I thought I was changing to be happier
Like I it's like you know drew left. You guys drew
I actually don't know what you like I'm trying to be no he's actually what do you contribute like what do you do?
Oh, wait, my tweet got posted. I officially left core. Oh my god, bro.
I'm gonna leave a comment. I don't mean to create it.
Archie announces his departure. Wait, what about Lacy announces his departure best?
Wait, Archie actually left? No, they're trolling. Wait, he actually did. Wait, let me see.
Oh, no, they're trolling. Wait, it's not trolling.
I can't hear shit. Can I just back?
I spoke to them briefly. They're still taking us to shock.
Wait, wait, it's...
I just want to tell you guys.
Wait, really?
For everything?
Does it get louder?
Oh, it was true.
Yeah, I'm not going to be acting on this.
I tried to push through,
pay you some of the talks,
and I can tell you...
Hey, Charlie?
No, you just got tears in your eyes, bro.
Wait, should I delete my tweet?
No, I thought it was about you.
I'm going to comment on yours though, not his.
What?
Bro, listen.
Why would he do that?
I don't know.
Why?
Because he's about to get a house for everybody.
We might as well leave that to him straight.
No, that was already announced that.
New promo for Newhouse.
That'd be pretty sad.
If that's promo for the house, that's pretty low blow.
Bro, does no way need left or a C.S.?
Yes, but yeah, like tears in his eyes. It's fucking arc. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
No, it's fake. It's fake. I
Gotta get back to work man
Is that I would have done it that does what we're doing? Um, no, I gotta try to go react that me form it
We're making about me
I am Nicole
Night, I won't pick up his answer Jason
Actually have a recent call from BJ
I
Think he's gonna get Jason the fucking way in the inside scoop
Why doesn't your dog answer if he doesn't pick up then then it's
True
They have a KFC Minion motor chest.
They have a KFC Minion motor chest.
Apparently there's a KFC Minion motor chest.
Is it KFC Minion motor chest?
No, KFC Minion motor chest.
He doesn't die.
We're sitting here with the camera on the ground.
Yeah, I'm here.
We're sitting here with the camera on the ground.
Yeah, I'm going to film the same thing.
Yeah, that's your job.
You're supposed to film your camera.
You should have fun with that toy, bro.
That ass thing.
Oh
Rise brown fries
I bet let's go to KFC. I'm down. So I don't mean to me. There's a KFC mini
Oh guys dollars. That's not minus fifteen thousand dollars guys not our Japanese marble floors, bro
We go is out of control. Let's do a segment teaching him a lesson
Three doesn't really shit
the place he's Sam Lacey you're going viral it's going everywhere
alright bro I'm gonna I'm gonna come up with a photo of Lacey like a fat photo
of Lacey
this isn't your camera bro nothing freak
why does someone say I used to pray for times like this there's no way people sit there and pray that I leave core bro
we don't pray we just we beg we beg God
Y'all understand that I'm literally like,
bro, I'm looking for the mic and Jordan.
Like, I'm really, really excited.
You're the mic and Jordan.
Yo, maybe could we get like an inside scoop?
Maybe could we get Ark either going to Discord
or call all of our face cams?
Like, maybe there's something?
That's genius.
Like, bro, like, I'm gonna-
Maybe call a different OSC number
and get there too.
Maybe, maybe add a super chat.
We call every OSS, remember?
I'm gonna go call-
Well, yeah, you're gonna just go
through that call.
Yeah, I'm gonna get that.
Jason, add a super chat.
Let's get you to be in there first.
Great idea.
Yeah, because then we can farm it. No, I actually like that. That's right
Damn, you're really recording the fucking stairs. Yo, what do you pay him for?
All right, please don't record basic
Every time I go up the stairs I feel pinch on my eyebrow dude you might have it's cuz you know that fucking matter daddy
Where's the better daddy minion?
The better daddy minion we need.
Bro, it's good to be a mademokie.
8-7-1-2-6-2
No burger.
Daddy's obese, burger.
Burger.
Burger?
Burger.
Oh, burger.
Oh, I know he's sleeping.
How you doing cutie?
Hey burger, hi, hi.
Give me a meow if I'm fat burger.
Hi burger.
Give me a meow if I'm sexy burger.
Hi burger.
All right.
It's just like four to eight.
Five gifted, I'll shut up.
Bro, Berger, I'm not feeding you. You get fed so much.
Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.
All right, we're good.
Bro, I'm not even, you know my eyes are really hurting.
Are you soft?
Yeah.
Chesh, I'd be scared of my eye. I'm not even kidding.
Should I or no?
See you around the other side.
Peace.
Wait, the left, oh, it is a joke.
Oh wait.
Maybe five gifted unicorn.
Man, that's good guys.
Hey guys, I understand Jinxie's cosplaying.
If you read the title, I-
What the fuck?
Do you think I'm tappin'?
Is that me?
Listen, what goes on between you and Ron is none of my business.
What the fuck am I looking at, man?
Why is there a gay flag of me and Jinxie?
We can keep pretending all we want here.
Yo, Mijo.
All right, Archim leaves OSCS.
Do we believe this or no?
I am leaving OSCS.
It's been something that I've been thinking about for a while.
And the path I want to go down as to have a person,
streamer, content creator, friend, and I thought about it for a good amount of time, and it
It all came down to, I think, the best thing for me to do is to step away and even making
this right now.
Me, huh?
Son?
I'm scared.
Sonny, bud.
You know, those are also my best friends and I wish nothing but the best for all
I'm debunking this there's new house coming soon
They chose Arke as the scapegoat to basically say yo, he's gonna leave we're gonna promo at Shabang
I'm seeing it
And for no one to bring any hate or
Stake there's anything else like something happened or anything
Me I think I
I
Want to rely on the group and I
Feel like I need to
You know gonna go my own path and see how things take me no, I don't know this is my decision
No, it's a fucking video. I've ever seen a mock-a-line. They could have made this way more literally to me
But I know that it's my decision and I have to pay you to money for three X feed or they dead ass
I was nothing but the best for them. I hope all of them succeed. I was seeing them all.
Crossford. And the things that we spoke about. And the rise of the levels that we spoke about.
The little beautiful sea. You know, it's kind of different when you start from nothing.
And you and all your friends come up. You know, we start from the floor.
What the fuck am I listening to, bro?
We struggle together.
It means nothing but five matters. Thank you.
Yeah, I wouldn't have anyone else to struggle with, you know, there was times where I was down and I get someone to lift me up and they were there, there was only me on my side and I felt I was alone, I see someone to touch you, yeah.
Yeah, I can't watch this, I'm not gonna lie man, uh, yeah, this is just that, yeah, man, this is just the, like, he could have made it like a little bit more believable, bro.
This motherfucker stretched out a video for six minutes saying the exact same thing and half of the video was him taking a breath of fucking air
He was like
five seconds go by I
Thirty seconds go by might
45 seconds go by be leaving
45 seconds go by OSDS. Hey, bro. This is fucking fake man. Lacey left score check Twitter. Oh
Yeah, bro. Let me check Lacey's Twitter like I didn't fucking hey guys
Lacey here. It's more of a serious video. It's not a joke. Today I have decided that I'm leaving
CORE. I'm parting ways with the group and the reason for that is I've gotten a lot of opportunities
outside of the streaming space. I got asked to be skins under remodel. I got asked to walk down
runways and bathing suits and actually be in a movie where some movie stars like Dwayne Johnson,
Timothy Chalamet. So I just think this isn't for me anymore and things didn't align with my
vision with the group. I know this is very similar to KSI Leading Side Men or Michael Jordan Retiring
from the Bulls. I wish the best for all the guys and I know they're going to kill it out there.
This is the end. Lacey, out. Let's check out what the comments are in this video.
The elephant finally left the room. Oh, nice. Just unsubscribed, I hate core without Lacey.
I used to pray for times like this.
I'll be taking that.
What other quotes are on this?
Hey guys, everybody just playing today.
Thank God.
Unemployment 9-11.
Oh, Clicks Community.
Nice.
Finally.
Welcome back, Face at Lacey.
Hey, bro.
Why does this tweet still up?
Yo, guys, I'm not even kidding.
What do I actually do about this air pocket above my face?
I blew my nose.
Now my eye hurts.
What is this, bro?
I tried popping my ears and now there's air going into my eyes.
Alright, so hear me out, there's actually a pretty simple explanation.
You have something called a nasal lacquerable duct, which essentially drains tears from your
eyes into your nose.
And fun fact, that's why your nose gets stuffy when you cry.
Now when you hold your nose down and you blow, air will actually go from the nose
up through the nasal lacrimal duct into your eyes,
and this is known as air reflux.
I tried pumping.
Oh, there's so am I like,
I'm not even trying to be funny,
but like I'm actually in pain on my eye.
Should I be worried or no?
The next core house, motherfucker,
we don't have $120 million like you fucking burger.
Like I'm dead ass serious, bro.
Like it really hurts.
Like it's early signs of cancer.
You guys just say that at everything, bro.
Like, you guys deadass say that to fucking everything.
Pfft.
Oh, fuck.
Oh my fucking god. 120 k-
Wait, say on God, it was 120k.
120,000 a month, you fucking idiots.
Do you think we make 120,000 dollars a month
to spend on fucking just rent?
Just fucking rent.
Like, I'm fucking just rent.
Guys, I don't know like what you guys think, but I don't shit fucking gold coins out of my butthole. Oh
Just get a group sponsor. We don't have group sponsors
Nobody wants to sponsor us bro because of you guys man and no, I'm not lying. It's actually because of you guys
It's actually because of you guys bro
Yes, you guys don't support us enough man
Like why can't y'all all subscribe to the patreon bro like sure we don't upload sure we're lazy sacks of shit
Sure, whatever, bro, but like, come on.
Hey, jackass, money grows on your fucking trees.
What's your fucking mouth calling me a jackass, bro?
Who the fuck are you calling a jackass?
Bro, outlaw, what do I actually do?
I feel like there's something above my eyebrow twitching.
Here are three things you can do
if you have eye pain related to your sinuses.
Hey, Dark Shelby here with C-Better MD.
And we see patients all the time
that tend to have eye pain related with sinusitis.
And it's a common question,
can your eyes be related to your sinuses?
You have to imagine you have three large sinuses,
one in the front, one right here, and your maxillary.
Yeah, yeah, right here, Chad, is where it hurts.
Right here.
Sinus right here.
It's like right here.
You're separated from the common question,
can your eyes be related to your sinuses?
You have to imagine you have three large sinuses,
one in the front.
It's this one, right here.
Can I have a ruptured sinus?
One right here and your maxillary sinus right here.
They're separated from the contents of your orbit.
Oh my gosh, I don't have to release it
by just a very thin bone.
So when there's inflammation in your sinuses
that can spill over into the eye
and make it feel like you've got eye discomfort and pain.
So here's three things that I personally like to do
when my eyes are irritated secondary sinuses.
Number one is a navage.
This is a great tool.
I use it on a daily basis.
Number two is cold compresses.
Number three, sometimes the cold just doesn't work
and you need a little warm compress.
So if you've ever wondered if your sinus
and your eyes are related.
Yo, is this John Sinus?
Yeah, bro, like what the fuck do I do?
You wanna do everything but go to the hospital.
Hey, Raiders Flayer 55 News Flash,
we're in America, bro.
Where if we go to the hospital,
if I go to just do one checkup on my eye,
I have to wait 15 hours in the hospital, even if I'm dying.
My appendix could burst, I could get shot in the fucking head
and I'd have to sit there for 15 hours before I get in.
And then when I get in there,
they're gonna take another 45 minutes
to get me a nurse to basically say,
hey, you come back in five days
and then I come back in five days
and then I see a fucking invoice
for one and a half million dollars, bro.
God bro USA lol
Heather I'd rather live in the USA and pay my fucking hospital than live in the UK and
fucking like being done toast every day you fucking dork
but it's just painful oh my god my eyes actually are in pain
what the fuck is bro chill dude
bro I'm just gonna turn off the chat comments turn it off
There's the settings.
Settings.
Oh!
Comments are off.
Comments are off.
No more comments.
Yeah, Leo.
Yeah, it was good.
Hey, Epic.
I like your singing part.
That you sing good.
Thanks, bro.
Hey, can you hit them all up for the live?
Uh, hold on.
Hold on. Well, there's two colors passing. All right, but it's because I've seen I've seen some requests on the on the comments
And they said hit them all what?
Oh great, I'll wait a minute. I'll wait a minute. I'll wait a minute.
Is this from the Discord VC?
Yo, this is why we gotta stop.
Like, Lacy's gotta stop calling this guy, man.
Oh look, look.
What is this?
Why is he trying to get me?
They should have started using the Michael Jackson.
Ironic.
So you blame me.
Yeah you think you can sing something for us? You have 360 people watching you.
Oh I mean I can't do a full song without my iPad but I can sing a little lyric.
I just I'm just singing a little lyric. All right so don't come crying to me.
Don't come crying, don't come crying when it hurts.
Oh shit oh shit okay okay okay I love that I love that I love that.
Hey, I hope you have a great day, Pa.
Yeah, thanks. Bye, bro. Thanks.
Alright, then.
Ah, you're welcome. You're welcome. I got you.
Hey, I fought you back, too.
Alright, shit.
W, bro.
Should I send him a chili?
Oh, shit. We got...
...Wandering up in here.
I mean, what a good old Wandering.
Yo, what's got the epic?
What's up, Wandering?
How you doing, bro?
I'm doing alright.
Are you in Korea yet?
Not yet, man. I have to wait for the contract.
Oh, the contract?
Yeah.
Is it like redacted contract?
No, I mean I have to get it through Discord.
Oh no.
You know what?
Oh, Discord.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, well you know I get an online kind of contract kind of thing.
Oh voice log me what does that even mean yeah but you like oh
that is the core and make it come out what what do people even be streaming a
tiktok
go
How did I get back?
I don't know bro. Yeah, no, but it's not weird. I'm serious. He was screaming the hard R
Okay, how do I get out of this? Hold on bro. God
Who's live on tiktok man? Tell me I should be a dj. I can be a hyena
here in now what's a lot for error what's an acorn goat should I walk rotate
here wait how many games are left a little miss steak there
vive bavo vive bavo va va is where we drop down vive bavo vive bavo va vive bavo vive bavo va
Keep going
Viva Viva Viva Viva
Keep going
Viva Viva Viva Viva
Keep going
Now if your head is moving
What do you got going bro?
Guys, if you're one thing
Can I uh
I will be
I will be
I will be
How do I go more
Yeah, I'm trying to do another thing.
They're the same people.
Ah, yeah.
See that?
So, for pop music?
No, dude.
There's a category on...
Do you guys actually go on TikTok live to watch streamers?
I didn't realize it was like a big thing.
Well, I didn't know this was a thing.
Check this out. This right here is a Porsche GT3 RS made for Buzz Lightyear. And if you
look closely at the tires, you'll notice they say Lightyear instead of Goodyear, they put
the official Space Ranger badge on the hood, and they even color these aeroblets to match
the buttons on his suit. Around the back, they paint the rear wing. Everyone likes
the GT3 RS, but Saberonoro has the best. Facts, it's actually facts. It's mid.
It's a bit as fuck, I'm gonna do it honestly.
I'm not car mog when it's the same car.
Yo, why can't I see more lives
besides this beep beep bop ba doop ba dee ba dee ba girl?
Like bro, I wanna watch.
Bro, you need to fake my sugar, bro.
What do you want me to do?
Please wide open.
Yeah, there we go.
See who I am, I don't know.
Oh!
All right.
Oh
You guys are saying Jason what happened
And 30 seconds
Let's just like add a lucky, let's get to like 5k.
You ain't getting to 5k chill out.
That's what people do bro, they just have to make for ifs and so's man this is sad.
I'm gonna take a screenshot on that.
Thank you so much Brooklyn, thank you for to go popular Brooklyn, thank you.
I'm gonna group one up and I'll like this all along.
Thank you so much for to follow Bill, welcome to the team.
Thank you Brooklyn, thank you so much.
Yeah, he's just like.
Why do I see my government name in a positive way?
Yeah, he's all talking, no work.
Yo God man this is just bad looking good. That's all talk
Is that Joe as we'll see a lineup
Be a many of you who are going to make it
who were once who were martyrs or who were killed for standing up for black
people I like this yeah you will be God will honor that thank you pops are
articulated I swear to God I thought this was by man meant for yeah see if you
I think I think I want
What is going go back to who and the girls like are you guys like just weird
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness homeless Tommy, thank you for the follow. That was 30k
All right, I am strong with
way, I just was there.
Ninety four thousand human.
How much money is a how much money is a rose, bro?
Like, what are people be doing on Tic Tac Live?
Back to the tension with Boku Rex.
Now, if you got don't even go back there, go back.
It's just as I was going to go in a national.
It's one set.
I could go in the street and find a fucking quarter, bro.
Maybe somebody is freaking out of a one set.
Why I didn't like it.
That means I know what is it.
Oh, right now I just have stitches.
I don't know what it was called.
The doctor said some long word.
Thank you so much for the.
Whoa, what the fuck?
Stamble
Whoa, what the fuck
Like this guy's a dumb ass
What's up, C4r? What's up, Clint?
What's going with y'all? What's up, Polly?
Why is it?
What's up, Amber?
What's up, Metal?
notice people like in here y'all getting coasted by Diaz
You got this speed
I
Run you buy my mama washing machine
Set up mom Eddie I'll be playing on TVs or no
You know why I'm left man. Why is he breathing so heavily? He's right there
Well, if I'm in jacob
I'm not going to see you for a little while.
Is this why you burst when I fly?
Damn.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know if that's that easy.
My palm up, my foot is mad, I'm feeling already full
Love me top, it's the most exciting thing I have
I'm a life time, working my days
I'm a life time, working my days
Let me have my beer
I'm a life time, working my days
I'm a life time, working my days
I'm a life time, working my days
I'm a life time, working my days
So my hope, they gon' train now
Have a come on now
Men, gentlemen, it's pop
No! What are you doing?
Yeah
This is the after party for day one of the fancy food fest
Oh
Tony D'Angelo the NXT champion will have his third title defense as he defends that title against
Noraku also the NXT North American champion defense his title against his
Well, I'm gonna get bad
For what no, man?
Yeah
I'm just exploring the internet right now, bro. This is what I would do off stream. So why not do it on strike?
Oh
No, I
Can't bro. I patched you now. You're the one
Stable Ronaldo coming in here saying that
Oh, get this guy oh
Oh, bro.
Yeah, why is there no good live streamers, man?
Like, where's all the good live streamers? Can I get a retweet?
Like, I'm trying to give you all a chance where I'm trying to host y'all.
I guess I'm almost a-
What the-
I
Guys, what are you talking about be family for you? I don't know what that means. Oh, go back
What is a box on the watch EWC while I'm doing something more important about relax. I'm having fun right now
I'm exploring
Yo, yo, yo, yo, I can't even scream! What are y'all telling me to do? I'm confused!
That's just weird, you know?
There's no one entertaining on TikTok, man.
Like, this is why, like, TikTok's attention span is so bad.
Like, someone grabbed my attention, goddammit.
Like, someone give me-
Like, someone give me something that will, like, make my brain stimulated.
Can I get a retweet?
Angelique.
Like,
No, I'm tired of seeing girls.
I'm tired of just spending dinner a little bit ago.
He's probably about to go live-
I just want to see content.
Like, give me content.
Remember that I-
like what no I'm not even playing bro like something's wrong with this
internet shit bro like I'm badass like this guy shouldn't even be allowed to
have a phone. Like, why is he drooling upwards, bro? To a fucking a-
BAM!
Wait-
What that mean?
So-
What the-
Get back!
You're leaving the first second. Give me content. Maybe watch.
Okay, bro. I'll sit in each one, bro.
I
Yeah, I thought you're gonna
Have you ever wanted to talk a lot trying to find some new streamers
I
Guys got nothing
You're just you're on the same boat as me right now. I got nothing to do either
I mean telling me guys this is a fanboy now. What is gentry dessert dessert came out of the filter?
Well, I look chubby. I mean, how do I tell you bro?
I did pretty in question. What is a gentry gentries the OCS house?
But you be called. Oh, what do you say? It was like brother. Don't follow us right now
Trying to figure out everything
So you think arky dead ass left? No, there's no way cuz why would he leave and in the video he's talking about?
Um, I hope I join back in the future. Like what doesn't even make sense
I'm not a lot do we give a fuck right now like bro like I'm gonna be honest with you
bro like I this is equivalent of Lacey leaving cool out of my room you left my door open
burger ran out I don't know where he is in the corner where is he he's he there
Did he run away?
No, I swear I've seen him a moment ago.
Oh, it's him. Hey, Barbra. I know you're scared of that Asian guy.
Why are you always high for me?
Because he's scared of you. You're scary.
Alright, Barbra, I'm going to go back to work if you want to do something. Let me know, yeah?
I'll let you know.
Enjoy your day, Barbra. I'm sure you got a lot of land. I don't want to bother you.
You guys I'm so confused. What about this do I mean to watch hey Jenny? What would you look for in a man?
What do you want? I look for I don't get it you guys spamming family. I don't know what this is. What is it GG, bro?
This GG man, I don't get it. Yo Ron
Ron, please delete the VOD man. Yo Ron delete the VOD man
You got cooked man again. It's over. Your face is fucked up. Your face was bad. You know the booty clapping they gonna take talk
It's over man again. Yeah, it's over
That's your fault game
That's your fault
You were ejection glitch. What do you want me to do man?
Yeah, these guys are sick of that when you're kids see that you're kidding to see that clip I can't go on
That's exactly why I would never like
You would never see me like twerk on stream. You would never see me like shake my ass on stream
You would never see anything gay like that mom. This is the type of shit. That's ruining man
It's got sick in the fucking head man. It's got sick in the fucking head
Join their live I don't even know how to join a tiktok like
Let me see if I can join.
How the fuck do you join a TikTok live?
What's this TikTok?
Justin Dubs?
From my fucking head?
Chad, I actually need to figure out how to fix this.
What?
Ron's just kind of trying on me.
He's just in his little, like,
he's in his, like, corner up there.
Just fucking talking to him.
How did it just detect me watching on my phone?
What the fuck?
Why is he on my dick, man?
Get on my straight and go straight, man.
Fuck.
Alright, man, I'm not gonna get on him.
I don't be doing that shit game. I'll be saying dumb shit. Listen, I don't do it
Well, I apologize talking I
Can't do it. How do you do it?
Well, let's see how much power I have yo twitch chat spam one in the chat if I if I look like Los Portos
Hey, what if I look like oh Michael be Jordy
You're just gonna spam numbers spam dots spam dots in the chat
That's dots in the chat. I can't I don't know how to join bro. I don't know how to join
Best dots I might be the finest nigga on tiktok
This guy's delusional
Yo, I guess he's requesting. How do you request? Yo, we're not so content game. All right, man
No, this guy's actually doing the shit on me
It's out of the way, I've been here, don't put up with me!
What the fuck is you in there, fuck them?
This guy's wearing Tel Aviv merch.
Watch, Silky? What happened to Silky?
Hardpoint, locked down.
What the fuck? I can't skip this guy's live!
I- I can't skip!
Alright.
Yeah
I'm out of that one.
You already know.
I really like this idea.
Alright.
Can I get a free shot?
This one?
Come on, come on.
Alright.
Here.
Here we go.
As I live in an apartment and she's too big.
What is going on with the tagline, man?
Some people just need jobs, man.
I'm shot now raw with you so I can show you how we live it
And I've been out of it, she's trying to take you to the dance
Huh? We go up like asses to the place that they can't go
Hear what your name though, didn't even ask it
Girl, staying down to do all my Casper
Get your spook on me, take you to the place that they can't go
It's not even that good, man
It's not even that good, man
It's not even that good, man
I don't mind by usher
Jacob's notorious, brother
I don't mind by usher, sure
Playing on Apple Music
Let's keep going.
This is so freaking nice.
I have. I've said it all, but I'm gonna keep saying it.
I'm getting another battle.
Like who was worse him or Maddy D raps bro
This is not a tiger bro stop hyping this up
Anyone even know who this is am I getting too old bro
Jesus Christ
Wait for the drop? Fuck the drop, bro. Let's put on some real fucking music.
Uh oh, make me a radio, and turn me up when you feel low
And my Nancy was meant for you, so sing along to my stereo
Let's go!
If I was just another dusty bucket on the shelf
Like now that I think about it, like looking back, we used to watch the cringiest shit
ever.
Fuck, I'm gonna go to my dad!
But this is not looking back, does anyone even know about this shirt?
It just helps him a lot.
We really want people to listen and hear our lyrics that are in our song.
They use the sympathy farm, bro. They use sympathy farms to get a golden buzzer.
They use sympathy farm, bro.
Fake crowds! Fake crowds! They were industry plants!
Industry plants!
I'm all with the lonesome, just scared to see, just scared to holler
I'm walking a stool with sweat around my collar
I'm just a kid, I'm one with no stress
My nerves are bad, my legs are messed
you
you
you
you
you
You
Yeah Jason I'm down but with Hill like I don't want to play with just you bro we need like
cool people like I don't care like find some cool people.
I'm gonna be honest with you guys y'all can't say I'm a fucking industry plant when this
shit has 27,000 views.
Also by the way this was a day off from school.
Swarpy, what are you linking me?
Ladies, how are you feeling today?
Are you all all right?
Yes.
No, you are all all left.
Oh my god!
This is so bad!
I don't even know what to say!
You guys are weird.
Mary!
Tough grab.
What kind of marks did you get in your exams?
I passed my course.
I have all the certificate.
I...
Brother, just a little bit.
I'm going to get my first degree.
I'm going to get my first degree.
I'm going to get my first degree.
I'm going to get my first degree.
I'm going to get my first degree.
Bro, they're just hating.
I'm not going to lie, bro.
They're deadasses hating.
And that's just a tough crowd, bro.
Chat, are y'all feeling alright right now?
Yo Chat, are y'all feeling alright?
No.
You guys are feeling all diagonal.
You should be up there with streamer of the year nominations.
Now that I think about it, I feel like I deserve a streamer nomination for streamer of the year, bruh.
Like, dead ass, bruh.
Like, I really do. I really do, bruh.
And you guys are putting X emojis.
Okay?
Do you remember this kid's performance?
Who the fuck is Merrick Hannah?
Welcome to America's Got Talent!
Thank you so much!
What's your name and how old are you?
My name is Mary Kanna and I just turned 12 years old.
Well welcome Mary Kanna!
Congrats bro, we all were 12 once bro!
Thank you!
She's going to see me all bro!
And why are you going to be doing for us today?
Today I'm going to be dancing for you.
And who influences you when it comes to your dance style?
Definitely my grandma because she's eight years old and she takes four dance classes a week.
Now we do see a lot of dancers on America's Got Talent. What is going to make you different from everybody else?
Well, I'm kind of impersonating a robot that's kind of broken and floppy.
Okay, great. Looking forward to it. Good luck. Thank you.
That shit, that is a fake ad, that ain't no fucking way that many people just laugh.
Hey, there's not a single soul here giggling.
I built a friend with three pieces of plastic and a pen, I made him on the table in the
I
Gave him a little self-worn forehead
forehead
And we had so much fun
I'm not kidding you could Dennis go to skid row all for like a homeless dude like a cigarette
And he'll do some shit like this
He had so much fun. It's big tough though
This girl at graduation and forget
It's kind of big talk
and I guess
I'll see him next vacation. So my best
I
came
Find him on the table with no
Can you explain this type of dancing, like what is this called?
Table?
Is this like an actual dance thing?
It's so loud.
Damn, sometimes I forget.
America's Got Talent was really just never America's Got Talent. It was just industry got
plants. Like, what the fuck am I watching, bro? Did she get the golden buzzer? Like...
Hi, hi, it's Ty Ty. Thanks for watching AGT Online and on TV.
Oh
Yeah, we've got to play a mega chameleon or is there no lobby created
What is this
Emotional story
I was not worried about what is this my mom siblings, uh, she has 12 siblings
I saw me away, but my mom we all live in shadow. So how you dad?
My dad passed away like a couple months ago. Is he actually good or no? Sorry, buddy
So who got you who got you into music my sorry, buddy?
Dad
For all this, huh? Yeah, what's his name? What a crazy Rodney Rodney. Yeah
He won that year? Is he actually good?
We've seen his songs called Monsters by James Blunt
Monsters, okay?
Yeah, so
See, is this like the real, is American Idol real?
Alright
Like, I never watched American Idol, I watched, I watched America's Got Talent
I'm here, I'm good
Hey, that's Katy Perry, that's dope
Yeah, you gotta realize a little
Oh
For they turn off all the lights
Time has come
Oh
Tell you
time is gone, here it is, I'm not your son, you're not my father, we're just two grown men saying goodbye
no need to forget, no need to forget, I know your mistakes and your mind
See bro, this is the difference between American Idol and fucking American's Got Talent
You have like talent like this and then like you just like go to America's Got Talent. Oh my god, I can't laugh at something so no
Like America's Got Talent has like bullshit nowadays, bro
Like keep playing it bro. I mean I mean bro. He's good. I'm not I'm not I'm not reacted to a whole song
That's pretty good though
But like man like what happened
Oh, brother, who the fuck is this, man?
Nice thing to say about you!
So, please help me get through to the final, because I'm going to need a lot more time.
Oh, fuck, yo, get this shit off my screen, man, it's a lacy dog.
Do you remember?
Nigga?
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, what does he just send me, bro, of Nick 830, bro?
I can't click on links man. It's like the worst shit. I could possibly fucking fine, bro
This gotta be one of the best America's Got Talent
What's your name and how old are you my name Sophie Dawsey and I'm 14 years old you're 14 years. I'll see you still in school
Yeah. Um, what is it you're gonna be doing for us today?
I'll be doing hand-bouncing contortion.
Surprise. I'm not interested.
I need something that's more interesting.
Like, give me something that's, like, scary,
like, something that's, like, worth watching, man.
Like...
Why am I seeing a Degi video?
What's your name, sir?
Desi!
But my friend's calling me Big Dick.
And where are you from?
I'm Penis.
That's a big town.
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
And you've come to do what?
I'm going to rap.
All right.
Well, now's the time.
I'm going to rap.
I'm going to rap.
I'm going to rap.
I'm going to rap.
I'm going to rap.
I'm going to rap.
I'm going to rap.
I'm going to rap.
I'm going to rap.
I'm going to rap.
Now's the time.
I'm gonna beat you up.
I'm gonna beat you up.
Yo, yo.
Dude.
I'm gonna beat you up.
I'm gonna beat you up.
Yes, exactly.
I'm gonna beat you up.
Like, Deji did this in a room with nobody.
Straight echo and editing.
Like, he's dead ass talking to nobody right now.
Yo, yo.
I'm gonna beat you up.
I'm gonna punch you in your face.
Yeah, exactly.
Huh.
Yo, yo, yo.
The name is the best.
You can't beat me.
I'm the best.
Yes.
Touch my bum.
You can't.
Yes.
You can't beat me.
What you want.
Somehow this got 6 million views, bro.
YouTube is just like...
So y'all think this is good?
Yes!
What!
What!
Suck my bitch!
Both of you!
Suck it!
Without a doubt, that was the biggest surprise I have had in three years on the show.
3 years on the show!
Prince!
Get this shit, recreate this.
Yeah, if I recreated this, this had 6 million views.
How many would mine get, bro?
Yo, DeRue, David, a 5 gifted.
Like, my shit would just get nothing, man.
Oh, Peter becomes Jewish, and I recommend it.
What is this, bro?
Stones into morning up for the corner
Watch your player
KSI gets pranked
Hello judges
Yeah, I'm not watching this shit, but I'm a grown-ass man like
That's a skip to the most replayed
It's me.
AHHHHHHH!
You're a croc.
Hey bro, like, is that how they wanted us to, like, bro, like, like, this shit, they
also got paid, like, hundreds of millions of dollars, bro.
Like, what?
Scorpi, what?
Tina, tell us a little bit about Cody.
Cody is blind and autistic.
Oh my god, bro, god, man, my god, bro, that shit's sad, man.
I'm just just like damn like damn damn damn
Hi guys, it's Jacob in the flesh right now. Um, I know
We just meet up
Who the fuck cool?
But we are kicking out your wall
Fuck your wall
And we are also kicking out
phase it out
He's enough yeah
You know this is dead ass like an average viewer I'm not even kids
It's like what an average stable or an auto viewers. I'm dead ass like it's like what you guys look like
Like I'm really curious man like
At this point man, I really want to know what oh
First time chatter
Fuck you pussy Bradley should have slept you harder you little cocky ass bitch. Yo, sometimes 96 bro
I gotta know what you look like like I'm dead ass. Just can you give me your discord right now?
So I can call you on stream like I did us just want to know what you look like that you just came in here to follow
Me to type this like what is your discord, bro?
I'm dead ass serious. What is your discord?
Now free duck free free doesn't answer
Waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting
You ain't scaring nobody bitch. Okay, so what's your discord bro so I can add you on discord you can call me
I'm waiting. I'm waiting
We're waiting but
It's guy actually scared of stumble Robert like that ass
yo yo it's either you respond or you're getting banned like I'm not dealing
with these fucking fake demons in my chat bro
let's get it bitch yo what is your discord you fucking moron
Is this guy AI?
Yo, is this like a-
Is this like a joke?
Like, yo, do you have discord or something so I can call you?
This guy has to be like five years old.
Don't tell me you put 96 in your shit.
Are you born in 1996?
Yo.
Yo, this is actual dead internet theory in the making.
I'm deadass serious. Is this like like what is this bro? Give me that cloud. Okay, bro. What is your discord?
Hello, do you speak English?
Did someone in this chat make a hate bot like what is this
following since today
created 10 days ago
Is this like a bot is this deadass a bot?
Wait, what if he's autistic? Oh shit, maybe I said something bad. You ain't, I, I, this
guy, did I just ban him, bro? Like, this is actually a robot. I'm not even kidding.
This, I, I'm dead ass here. This might be a robot. This is like I'm talking to Grock,
bro. I'm dead ass talking to Grock. You're worse than Grock, bro. You don't speak
proper. Like, what is this, man? Oh, nice. Speaking of bots, I got a little St.
James 23 typing in my chat I got new jet skis if you want to try them out on the
island like last time you came like you know what the craziest part is it's like
I don't always a hundred percent read these messages but this guy just just
types this bullshit with this bullshit name and somehow I find it like this is
never shit I'm talking about when I say like the internet is just such downhill
experience like what the fuck are you typing man classic what we could take
We can take height this is when clicks was good at the game bro. I repeat you them out nice nice
I'm gonna be honest with you bro. I'm is competing dead ass man. I do
I do miss competing bro, and I can't wait to play when four nights back the vision to chat. We are winning dead-ass we
Watch this shit
En tu perro habรญa estado un penal, balรณn!
Tengo el sol!
El tuyo me va!
Mi papรก me tocรณ, mi amico!
That's nice yo are we playing metachameleon or not?
Thank you for the thousand bits come to El Paso what is that?
Sure bro.
So did Jason just say that shit for no reason?
What do you think they do?
They just try to force us.
I'm trying to find players bro help me.
Uh who in chat wants to play?
I'll figure it out, bro.
I'll figure it out, bro.
I think we need the water too, because they always have like water slides, so...
Laze, what are you studying me?
Alright, bye.
Alright, bro.
Just sad to be...
Like, how does this have 520,000 likes, and the guy says,
and the guy says my thingy just went hard. What does that mean?
There is of course a lot of pressure on 16 year old.
Bro, I'm gonna get banned for watching highlights guys. You gotta chill.
You gotta fucking chill. I'm gonna get banned, bro.
This is your best content ever. So my best content
Was with 44,000 views of clicks and Steve Bernardo meet the tiktok rich party kids. This is my best content
You do like a move you do like a risk party on our streams
All right, no, this was my best content. I gotcha next lesson we have here for each of you
You can't both answer separately
What's your definition of Riz?
Go ahead Turkish
Um, I would just say like being able to pull girls out of the line.
I can't take Jesse seriously.
Jesse's just called Turkish, Kwandel, Dingold, Turkish.
Yo, this is such peak streams.
Who is there for these streams?
Are these are such old streams?
Like, I don't know what it was, bro.
Like, I just miss having like a wall behind me.
Should I move, should I do a stream chat?
Should we move my setup to that wall?
Like, should I just move my setup to hug the wall?
Like bro, I don't, you guys are saying here we go, bro, I don't know what it is though.
Like imagine all my shit was just next to the wall.
You can't look outside then.
Yeah, but, yeah, but remember, remember like look, this is the truth, nuke.
This is the truth, nuke.
My best setup was when I moved it to this.
Look, hold on.
Hold on.
Does anyone have a video or am I too like old bro? What is this?
Hello
Hello am I just like falling off
Thank you cowboy for five gifted. Thank you, dude
You see how my wall was behind me did you guys like that or no cuz there's more shit or no
Like I kind of like that
Meh?
So you guys like the way my setup is, why is my hairline a fucking V?
You guys like how my setup is right now?
Really though?
Yes?
I mean I don't mind it bro, it's not bad bro, it's not bad man, but
I feel like it could be better bro.
I feel like it could be better bro.
But where in my room could I move my setup?
Like realistically speaking.
like where would be the best spot or am I in the best spot am I in the best spot
or not oh let me move my setup to the fucking bathroom
you know look at the fat filter on my arm because I'm on the edge of the
camera when you're on the edge of the camera everything is like fatter look
I'm serious
I'm a oopsies wrong button don't span it guys shut up
You know so is nobody want to play mecha chameleon like dead ass man am I just like sitting here like a fucking chud muffin
Ron look at this bro. I don't care about America's got talent anymore, bro
Like I don't care to fucking click on these like what?
What?
What is it bro?
Wow, bro. Thank you for posting this. Much appreciated.
Need work my magic. Ready? Look at this shit.
Yo, let's go
Okay, pause. I'm a born positive. Yeah. Yeah, one. Yo, does this guy just only react to other people's content?
current year give him some scuffed ass shoes like this some old up like in like
been in the closet for six months mother-sucking Nike shoes like this
they were there with some stupid ass socks combo with the G yo bro try it
mecca
What the fuck did he just say bro? I don't understand a word he just fucking said.
I couldn't even fucking say that. I couldn't even tell you what the fuck he just said.
I'm dead ass serious. Yo, what's up guys?
Hey, we're late now the cost on a jump y'all. Hey, who's in this call?
It's me P-5 and we got Denji come in and E Rob and Lacey and S you see
Is that ladies that I just suck it out of the group chat hey, we're late
Not a notice not as calls starting to get fucking lit. Oh, yeah
I'm overly lit right now. Oh god. Okay like what?
Oh
I've never played
It's the actual rug
Let's go big rug in the chat
Yo, so is everyone getting on or it's just us four. No, no, I just cheated some time
Okay, and if I was like, it would be bad it's no, it's a really my stream consistent today of eating a minion fucking
Wendy's meal and just clicking on links today's been a bad day
But what if you that's literally that's like a good day to me
It's not like a normal stream. I was how was the frosty? That was actually good, but I'm getting low-key a stomach problem
Who joined?
Who is that?
Yeah, we hear that's Lacey. That's the big oh gosh
But if anyone was wondering, my day got ruined.
Oh, why, bro?
Well, after having my Wendy's drink, I go on Twitter and see that Archie left OSES.
So I've been in a bad mood since.
Hey, guys!
Oh, God, man, my day's over.
Hey! It's been dark since Archie left.
I was thinking of just taking the spot, but we'll see.
How did Lazy's Tweet get more hyped than, like, yeah, what?
Hi, bros.
Ah, man.
in our bodies that was weird how many people we got here it's five so we're
gonna do like a little 3v2 probably yeah yeah five people yeah cool with you
really it's really a 3v2 it's just like what happened we could like what
happened on chat we could get some more people yeah there's no way there was
No one else the Shirley Shirley not mood is not playing. No motor cheeks not happening
We can really only play with people from our house. What happened to us?
XQC
Okay, what about Deji your XQC bro, why's your champion cat looking sideways and shit, bro?
Yo, let me know if this lobby is up in the way
But thank you so much. You what is your chat hate us now bro? What up into our good?
Oh, they love you guys. They love you guys it
But the juices love me
See you saw me box and you said I was gonna lose
The fuck I want the winner of the boxing match
Yeah, oh shit. Oh, wait. I want
I bet my soul she's gonna lose pink shorts. I bet my soul my heart. Okay. Well, it's because I'm personally biased
Now back to me friends for years
Okay
Okay, these stars are enough friends
Q bro, I was so all because Q I miss you man. Do you miss me? I
Miss you Bob. What do you do these days? Absolutely nothing man. Don't care
I'm going to get a little podcast
going guys while we wait for
road bro.
You're the podcast bro.
Like I dead ass just type.
I just be saying shit that I
gotta miss.
I miss them, etc.
That's the type of shit I get.
I'm taking indefinite
break up.
Yo, what's up guys.
That was a joke.
That was a joke.
I apologize.
No, bro.
Guys, we're budget content
creators in one column.
We can't make content like
what's going on.
thing is you like I did us I used to look up to you. I used to look up to you I've
always looked down on you because you're three foot tall. Just let me know when the
love is up.
Okay bro I'm reading bro.
Bring up Silky.
Nah bro this is just I'm about to take an indefinite break for forever. Why?
You're not getting a YouTube video bro like turn your camera off out of this
word, bro nobody's turning that camera off.
We're a bunch of content creators and streamers in a call and we can't just make content.
I'm not even trying to make a YouTube video, I'm just trying to talk.
Honestly Jason, we can just play off-stream all of us in the car.
Stop face-telling me you're not getting into this lobby.
You have a trigger bot on fucking the mecha chameleon bro, it's not happening.
Oh my god, we're wrong bro.
What's what's up, bro? Why do you hate everything like I don't hate everything bro
I was fucking talk and this let's let's make some content, bro
Let's play some games. I'll play for 20 in two minutes. Okay now starting to feel the energy
Yes, you like that
Oh guys Jim Risza low on the screen because I'm leaning back because I'm tired
I hate the world. My name is Jason bro. I hate the minion fucking me all I ate already today, bro
You have to ruin our minion video bro talking about I was the one that brought the minion costume
Yo, come on. Please please put your camera on bro. Yes. It's not really real
This is bro, bro. Let me see. I think it's unplugged
Why is there a command x wish for actual height bro? I'm not fucking three apple. What does that mean three apples tall?
It means that's how your three apples tall. I just want to let you know that's that just is like your height
Yeah, I'm not really at all. Thank you. I don't know. That's like how tall is three. What does that mean?
How tall is three apples?
It's like so I'm not even a foot
You ready?
Yeah, put your camera on bro.
We're trying to get a YouTube video for Jason.
He's going to do I hosted.
This is, this is not even YouTube video content, this is, this is talking bro.
Everyone make sure to get interactive, get interactive in the chat.
Oh my god, my name is Ron and I hate the fucking world bro.
Let's just fucking talk man, about our days.
I had a million meal today.
What about y'all?
I'm just going to eat everything together today.
Yeah.
That was so fun. I loved it. You know our mini meals together guys. I love it
Random. It was actually good. Yeah, okay. Like I can hear you though
Yo, ladies camera bro. We're trying to get this you to be a guy. Hey, turn your camera
Lays get in here, bro
Now someone put the edit go ahead do the mug music
Like you guys are so weird bro like I got you wrong. Oh, this is great. Oh, Daisy. Daisy. Daisy's better join
Oh
How the fuck did I disable lacy's video by accident? How do I undo that?
But my don't get epic in here too
Yo, are you using the logic bring up? Oh, I think so yeah
I miss having to bring up, bro.
Is he the only one I can answer to?
No, I can't, bro.
No, at least.
That's a hard one, bro.
That's the only one I can have, bro.
All right, I'm gonna go to the car, bro.
Wait until I'm rugging and then we're gonna go to the car.
I don't like a ball in.
My phone's having a tondrum.
You already know.
You already know who it is.
Sadato.
She about to get serious, boys.
Oh, the group's at Max.
Remember when Sadato showed up last night?
What be honest am I gonna be the first to get kicked if you all find someone else no no no pay okay
Okay, bye oh
You said the group has full like if you know we could just get rid of no like it's fine like I'll just go
We could probably get rid of a case on joining E-Rob finally joining
I don't even know if that's the actual rug. If we need one I got pilot
Let me see why about my friends list to
We're the brawler.
Mooda cheats, bro.
He did a cheat.
He has a trigger bot or a fucking mecha chameleon.
That's not how you do it.
It's not like he cheats on mecha.
Yes.
No, we're the whole key does.
So, good mix of it.
Come on, boys.
What's Fax, what are you doing?
Is XQC joining?
XQC is fucking.
He's in the call.
XQC is just cool, bro.
He's clicking links right now.
Stop putting that fucking bird, bro.
What is the bird?
The bird that goes like this.
Peter but an end game wait oh he's not back sees watching a game X you see student get came up rise to cool brah
Yeah, I want my logic real. Where did it fucking go?
Did you take my no, I've been having this knock a lot. I
Only took your speaker hold hold it down guys for a second. Oh
What's your guys's favorite coin
What are you talking about?
That's Lacey.
No, my bad.
That's Lacey.
He's just bought some big coin and went down.
No, like American.
Oh, bro.
Bro.
What up?
That was good.
How are you?
Chillin, bro. Chillin.
I just been gaming.
Bro, you're not good.
I
Page nice to meet you. Whoa
I don't know if we met in person before I don't think so. I don't think so either
I'm excited to play though. Nice to meet you
Hi rug. Hi. He's so jolly
So jolly rug
Your life or literally
person in this call page
we're just all sunshine and fucking rainbows thank you so much I think you
know but now rugged here I have competition I think it's cuz his bank
account is really big I think we all got big banks I don't know if that's all of
us you know Jason definitely has a big bank
Okay, lacy's a piggyback. Yo, can we start?
That's not that funny
Shit, okay, I'm trying to make friends for one time and now I
Friends
What a lacy
Are you gonna play mech a chameleon?
Sir, let's get it. Wait, do you guys need to turn my camera on?
I don't know if you guys are putting the camera
Yeah, yeah, I'm not trying to make
No, the title is it's it's hosting a mecha chameleon lobby with phase rug
I gave it. No, it's not putting that name
core rug with core rug
Well, let's do go as phase rug, right? I go as rug to be honest
Okay, I go for either like if people are used to calling me phase rug then that's cool. That's pretty chill
You should start never
So where's there?
Uh, did you said he'll join after he brushes his teeth to what he's probably not gonna join, bro
His wood teeth I
Like that bruh to these I got it not to the joke. It's right. It's cuz it's cuz he's Londonese. It's a little play on
These up. He is Londonese from London wait British and brushed teeth in the same sentence. What time is it in London?
It's like
Dude, please you might keep them coming. Yeah, I
I don't have his number, but he told me I had his number oh wait
What was I gonna say dang it?
Wait Lacey are you supposed to look like grew? Oh, he's got them
Yes, it's my scarf. Oh, I'm gonna make the lobby. It was an accident. Yeah, I'm a new friendly lobby though
Yeah, I'm just new friendly like my channel is scared of playing with pros like if actually
I never played like this game before so yeah, I'm just working who's it who's a pro
XCC's gonna try hard Jason Spry gonna try hard to see what's a YouTube video
Yeah, that's you bro, but I'm gonna play for the vibe though guys. Yeah, I was like for the guys
Yo, wait guys, what if I want a video? What happens then?
I just put the code in chat
So just to confirm
Jason and the password is wean
Guys is X you see gonna join or is he too busy doing other bullshit. Okay, wait, I actually don't have a joint though
So you're gonna have to do the join button and then you're gonna have to do it. Yeah, that's probably
We're gonna have to do it. Can you please click my screen share and show me why it's not working?
Actually, your mic...
SGC is debunking right now.
Oh, what's he debunking, bro? Let's hear it, Chad. What is he debunking today?
He's debunking if extra Emily can drive.
Say it, oh my gosh.
I certainly know.
That's the cat.
There's no way he's acting.
I don't know how to get this to work guys this is all up to you guys I mean help with joining
Okay, so go to private server and then type in
Whoa
Livestream fails do motherfuckers generally click on live stream fails still
What are they posting on there?
Extra Emily has a near miss
No, this is not gonna do the job.
I'm not gonna do it, but you know, good luck, everybody!
I'm just kidding. But listen, all I'm saying is...
If this was me...
Is this what Courage was tweeting about?
I'm gonna give credit where credit is due though. I'll be honest with you.
Yeah, she was reading her chat. She shouldn't have been doing that.
But do you know how many times I'm driving by myself and like sometimes I'd be doing this because they're in my uh...
Where's it called again?
What is this code again?
My blind spot yeah like that happens a lot, but I'll be honest. We should definitely was she didn't look
We're honestly extra Emily bro just ignore the internet remember when me and you drive it's against to us for some reason
Don't worry about it. Emily. They're just hating I
Say you do it again
This clip you're looking for
Hold on don't join yet
I love I love you a lot too. What am I on deaf and sue bro? Okay? Okay?
It's actually joining chat or no
Actually the problem. I don't know yeah used to close the game so I could join at least cuz I got in
Guys, oh I'm cold, someone give the hermit.
Wait, just try again.
I'm going to start my game.
Oh, here we go, here we go.
Find server, find private server.
That's good.
That's good.
Rug, rug, and rug.
That's your name and that's the code, and then you're going to be in.
That's going to be good.
All right, here we go.
Okay, yeah.
That's table and auto, you look so good today.
Thank you, bro.
And I'm in.
Let me see if I could join, hold on here, if it doesn't work it's chalked.
Hey boys I'm in the lobby come on my mecha chameleon
What's up my mecha chameleon
Hey, what's up guys
What's up bro it's time to hop off GTA and hop on mecha
Mecca come on
I did you take cleanse, bro. I'd be dreaming about
Hey, hey, how's it going?
Yo, stop
You see hi eggs about
I
Think Fanny you bro. I love your shit. Yo, hey, please
You guys lobbies up everybody's up
So how long bro, did you not just say you needed a cleanse I'm confused. Okay, so it's not here kills on here
I'm watching. Yeah, I think I said it there your bank. Just be worth a yo case. Oh pull up
But if I did K-Son, and everybody wants to see K-Son,
no one wants to see K-Son.
This is so fun guys.
On the ring skew.
That was good.
That's actually good man.
I get the joke.
You said case on instead of case on.
I got it.
Don't remind me.
Don't remind me.
I see the movie.
I don't see the movie.
Not a bad one.
Not bad.
I was just doing my intro but it's all good.
good bro we love your interest bro come on I think Jason was gonna do that
YouTube video first but I'll see you no I'm just I'm not trying to play for
YouTube video I got you I got you I got you bro I'm gonna get you right
already yo yo what's up XQC so bro how are you bro absolutely fantastic
Oh great bro great. I feel like you're really good at this game. I'm damn decent
But I mean people have been like doing some crazy stuff on Twitter
Wait, what happened people on Twitter man, they always fix things like way too far wait, what do you guys?
It's black on my screen. What? Oh
Wait, I think that's okay cue. Wait, what happened to Marvel rivals my chat said did you win? Oh?
Oh, no, we lost there's a there's a drama. It's kind of like one of those things. We lost the silky
What was the drama?
So my team lost silky yeah, but I didn't lose to silky
You're a part of your team. No, so he's playing right now. It's my team lost. I didn't lose
So you guys want to lose or do you guys interview my team I didn't lose they lose they lost
I don't think I think that means you lost as well. Nope. Nope. Okay, good to be me
My team lost I didn't lose
You are part of your team, bro.
You lost to Sticky.
That's embarrassing.
OK.
And you're 4'5".
I say you're 0'5".
Jason, I think you have something on your pubic area.
What?
On your what?
Excuse me?
I think he has something on his pubic area.
How good are you at this game?
Dude, the thing is getting really good, bro.
It's just fun.
I like I like I like drawing stuff. Wait, I think we're all in. I'm ready to start wait. Oh X is in here
Okay, what map you I'm not all in I serve more chips
Yeah, you get it. I know you guys want a mod mapper now
Yeah, yeah, yeah
What is my chat all right start with
What the fuck that I just I'm sorry this okay guys, how much time to draw how much time
Don't can you get all my face plays for the first time one minute one minute and 30 seconds two minutes two minutes to draw two minutes
two minutes
Okay, damn. I'm used to doing like two minute
I was kidding around
Trolling you guys do for swissle
Like 60 seconds 45
66 what did you say?
Okay, I
Challenge you to push the fade you guys ready. Yeah ready, bro. Let's go you guys not to download this map though. It's all good
Okay, oh
I don't know what this is
Is there a 11?
I'm chasing digital circuits.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm going to make careful though because Q reads chat bro.
Like he'd be reading chat.
Man, I'm in.
I'm in.
You cheat.
I literally tab both my chess out.
Oh, you cheat.
Oh my god, bro.
You cheat, bro.
Jesus.
You cheated.
Come on.
You guys are all straight.
Get the joke out now.
You cheated on your viewers.
Get the joke out now.
No cheating.
No cheating guys.
Guys, please don't cheat.
No cheat, bro.
You cheat.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
What is that?
What is shape? What is shapes?
What?
No, we're not doing e-mail, bro.
Oh, pick if you want to be square or if you want to be round.
Oh, shit.
And you can go.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Here we go.
Who's hunting?
Who's hunting?
Ooh.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
This is a fun map.
This is a fun map.
Wait, this is nice.
Oh, shit.
Look, I have the thing up.
I have the thing up.
Chad, what should I be?
Chad, what should I be?
Wait, we can see each other?
No cheating.
No cheating.
Yeah, there's like two different modes.
You could actually see each other in this one.
We could change it after if you guys want to do the one where if you get caught you become hunter, too
Don't worry. I wanted to play whatever you want to play. Oh, shit. Wait like that
Which I should I you think I'm being chatter. No
Yeah, I'm thinking that too. No, like you are you seeking or no?
Yep
Who's speaking? She's a try hard at this game. Yeah, I'm saying it's unfun. She's well
I suck at hunting like relax Bob nice too much of a try hard
words. Wow, good one, you're gonna find the emotes. Wow. Very original. Let's go.
Everybody has to draw though, no hiding in cheese places. Well, how long do you guys
go for, man? Like a million hours? Shut up, bro. Relax. Talk to your chat. Well, I
can't read my chat, remember? No, you can read your chat, bro. Just don't cheat.
I don't really care no no fuck off. No one likes emote only that's just not a fun time to be a sure
I don't do it only I don't do it only I've been jumping himself
Bro what the fuck do I become bro? I'm just a partner. I'm struggling bro like here we go. I don't know what and now draw
Like what do I do chat? What do I do? It's not even similar bro. What the fuck? No
I'm actually fucked here. Oh good. I'm not gonna lie. How long is it for there's no way XGC finds us
This is such a big map. Ah, I'm a fucking dunderhead
What
What if I become
Funny
Good one
Friend you are man forming fucking giggles and shit you like that when the heck is that was your friend Bob?
That's actually weird. No, it's actually weird. That's too far. I think you really?
Is it not the same?
Yes, it's good spot. Okay
What if I just like
hold on watch this challenge this might be the one low key I'm a fucking beast
total lucky cooking this might be the one thing this one is the one for me to
I was thinking too so I don't know what the fucking do here oh watch you know
Oh my god, I can't wait to see where you're hiding is this cheese wait, this is cheese
I'm cooking my own.
Chat!
Chat!
Why, I hear another joke?
What, I'm listening to this?
No way!
Just put me up.
You guys gotta realize, bro, I'm not an artist, bro.
So what are you guys, what are you guys, what are you guys?
I'm talented.
I've been involved with what else?
Dude, why do you always come for my looks, man?
It's like a loin fruit like you a three apples high fuck you so you lost the silky
Wow, okay, so I love another games Joe
Why can't I hug the wall rug?
How do I know I can't either there's certain spots where you can't I
Don't think right
Like if your body's
This place, hello, Martin's low-key bad
Now this is fucking cheddar cheese or the side of fucking cheese
Not yet. I'm a little my little too good. Not yet. I'm a weirdo
go back down or not before I swap to anyone.
Should I go back down?
I think you should go back down.
Yo Jason, that's insane.
Wow.
Yo, Paige, that's actually not bad.
Are you kidding me?
Stop spoiling it.
Yo, that is dorky.
What the fuck?
Hey, try the sidelines on the whistle.
No, you're never finding Jason. I'm gonna be honest with you.
I'm a fucking beast. You're
Dude rug. Oh my god. Stop bro. Stop stop. All right, Q lock in bro. Come on.
Yo Ron yours is actually pretty good. He'll never find me either, but I own him.
I don't think so.
Good.
Oh, nice shot, bro.
Nice shot, man.
Call it out the angles.
So, Q, do the thing now where you read your chat
and find someone, bro. Come on.
Now, do the thing where you be quiet.
If they're hiding in the country, fucking bet.
Something, hogging a spotlight.
You're not funny.
No one wants to hear your voice or your jokes.
You're not as fucking bad as anyone.
Nice shot, bro.
Boys, if you could see her, I'm gonna be in your body.
Oh my God, I'm expecting you!
Lacy, what is this G?
If you could see her and you could see him.
He's so generous. I should just let him have that one.
Lace, what are you doing?
I'm not kidding, I didn't know where to go.
No, Lace, you're actually the one.
Thank you.
This is all your idea.
I feel like I have a chance of surviving.
Yo, Jason!
No, Jason's not as good as me.
Jason's not as good as me.
Oh no, I'm a beast.
That is so good.
Wow.
Whistle inbound.
Wait.
Whoa, that's shit.
No, he's blind.
Wait, it's actually still under me.
Ron, are you seeing this, bro?
Yeah, this map is too huge, man.
Yeah, this is too big of a map.
This is a big map.
He was like too small of a brain.
Bro, he can't do this.
Like, I thought you'd be smaller than this game.
Like I'll be honest
How about you suck it
I forgot to color one part of your hand everyone's
By who's itchy balls that's like
That would be me
Okay, so I got that whole quarter then is nobody else
Did you paint yourself as the Joker?
Okay
Spamming it now you guys!
I felt bad for you after a match!
To make this more fun, give us one more whistle if not a game whistle!
I'm spamming it bro!
I'm literally spamming my whistle!
Do I have to spam mine?
I'm spamming mine.
Q's a bot. He's never finding my shit.
Matter of fact, I'm a star.
I'm running around the map bro.
Fuck this guy.
I mean, he already lost so...
There's no way Rug is actually still here.
I'm sorry you are ass bro you are ass bro
nice job you you got three people because we spammed whistle now do a
We get yes, you guys have a lot of friends ever we get a super lobby
Oh shit, and we we hijacked the hype of this game to get a big lobby full of really fun players
Oh, do you know anybody who could you get here? Okay? Who do you think is fun?
What could we get um?
We could get soda popping. Oh shit. Apparently say you're a tear streamer
And he's right
We're is sewer good
It was pretty good.
I have a comment I would like to make since I'm a hygiene
you get to stream and say, yo, Devs, make it so that when
you're you pay yourself in the game as the hunter,
you can save the preset.
So when you're a hunter, you can be that.
Your own pain.
It could be that.
Not bad.
I like it.
I don't know what you just said.
Only on Penelope.
What about Newtown?
That's not my town.
Newtown could be fun.
Let's go Newtown.
All right, let's do it.
Throwback.
Yo, a question mark mod. What kind of mod are we doing here? Is it a hack?
Dude, don't worry about it. No one's hacking you.
Guys, who else can join? We need more people to join.
Are we doing it at random for Who's the Hunter?
Yeah, I think so. Two people or one person?
You said it's loud though, isn't it?
Loud? How many people do they have?
Out.
Wait, you said Nuke Town's loud?
We can do Muda.
Okay.
Okay, was Muda gonna cheat though? Like that ass.
Yes, the mooder has a cheat that only three people have apparently he made the
cheat like I talked to a cheat maker he said actually I think I actually bought
it from mooder mood actually made that cheap boss say on everything we could
get moved in here
I'm gonna try to paint this time dead ass I usually don't paint but I usually do some
some lamicky ass cheese. I'm gonna try this now. Everybody paint. Q do you wanna paint
together maybe? I'm busy doing some things. How do I get that texture? Who is that bro?
Guys what should I be? Funny. Sanbrero. Sanbrero. Sanbrero. Uh uh man. Yeah.
I'm really laughing a lot.
Yeah.
Guys, I'm still looking for a spot.
Anyone want any updates on anyone else?
Fuck, I'm trying to find a spot.
I don't want to paint myself, but I can't really tell.
Yeah, both J-Way.
Check, good idea, bad idea.
Fuck, bro.
Wait, this is actually
actually a comp spot if you think about it oh my god bro gg's i can't
okay find a spot bro it's over it's actually over for me just stay calm brother no no no i can't
i can't stay calm brother okay hey brother there's a power literally discover oh yeah yeah
I
Like it's not this is calm. No
This is car. Oh fuck his EG's now you guys could say not too much. I'm good. I'm good
This is copy of shit. Can I get a retreat? This is good
Rt. Oh
God, this is really bad. Oh God, man
Time to cook bro time to cook time to cook. What is this cue button there? What does that do?
What I just do really cute. No, what does that do? What does it do? I just click you really cute. Oh
No, oh fuck now
How do I delete my clone x
You can leave that there
It's not working press X I think I
I am I'm placing all of them down and then pressing it
Yeah, I gotta find a new hiding spot. I'm a fucking burger
Okay, bro, uh, I'm chat. Oh, I'm cooking right now. I chat. Don't be weird. Don't be weird. Don't be weird. Don't be weird
Wait, this is an actual cheese. Hey guys, let's not do group do quote so crazy with hiding spots
we could do something kind of
Entry level or something.
Why is my character so fat like he's actually huge am I tripping?
No, I selected one like that an accident
No bad kid not at all. This is terrible
oh my god oh no oh my god I gotta find out I'm good me to go me to me to
Oh
This is shit, bro. I'm not gonna lie. This is shit. I think I've done it. Oh
Jesus I moved on Jesus Jesus Jesus
actually
Okay, right now you're at home. Velvelvel.
Jeez fucking jeez, bro. Oh my god rugs your spot like it. Let's go to shit. Oh, no. Thank you. Oh, no. Oh
No, oh no. Why are we saying? Oh, no. Oh, no
Why don't I hear a cue bird?
Yeah, this isn't even cheese this is just dog shit. What do I do chat? Where is she?
pray oh my god
I need to get good at this shit. I don't know how you
that's
Ex this is cheese this is cheese not expo this is weird as fuck that's weird as fuck
I just don't necessarily know if I'm gonna end up finding anyone
well think about it 220 seconds is plenty of time just listen for those
whistles thank you thank you rug as well of course wait can can you climb
no way yo yo lay that is insane bro why is my character just fucking ginormous
man dude Ron you're so cut yeah I know my character is cute I'm gonna look at
your spots now guys I'm gonna evaluate your spots hey itchy balls I'm gonna
give you a 8 and a 10 very nice you that's fire please thank you actually
I'm gonna go around it. What about mine? What about mine? I see you. I'm going I'm going around it
I'm pretty decent
So anyone want to give me a little hint?
In about 40 seconds, there's gonna be a big hint. Okay, great. Oh
I can't see right there
You like mine?
Are you bogged it? No, no, I'm not
I
Really see me if you really look closely if you go from a different
Wow
a
8.3 in a ten let's go
Oh my god, we many guys I'm cooking. Oh my god 8.3 points
Oh my goodness. Thank you.
Terrible. I don't think I'm going to go out.
Hold on, Q. I'm so working on my- Give me a second.
Hey, save it. Save it. That's...
Give me a second. Give me a second.
Brother, that's... Oh my God. That's a zero.
Don't you...
Move it out.
What the fuck is this, Ron?
Hold on, hold on.
Ron.
Jason, hold on.
What do you think? What do you think?
Seven point zero.
Not bad at all.
Not bad. Not bad. Not bad.
Thank you.
Nah, Chad. I'm the one.
I'm not gonna lie, that's...
That's not even bad.
I think the guys are all the one, actually.
Yo, Paige, open your fucking eyes!
You're an auction, though.
We need to hunt her nose with the two, man. This is auction.
Okay, so...
Oh, I can topple.
You're bad! You're bad! Find us!
How about you just wait until you're a hunter?
Okay, I'm whistling. You can find me.
I can't ever hear the whizzes when you're playing.
We're playing!
No way!
No way!
What? Say no way!
Yo, there's no way.
No, no, no.
Paige, what do you mean?
Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me?
I was just being like, I was trolling.
That's the thing about me is I stayed trolling for a while.
We need a better hunter, man.
I'm gonna get some food.
We need two hunters and at least eight hiders.
Yeah, we need another person. We need more people.
You are the friends, guys.
Core is friends-based group.
You're the friends.
well I like you up oh that's that's that she top five most okay once you give me a
little hit right on you I mean I just have the best spot I mean he's not gonna
hear another five games oh Lacey yours is a good spot bro you like that right
Yeah, we need more
Lacey upstairs me
618
We need more people
I
Did you did you say he's ready in like 15 minutes 15 minutes? Thank you. Okay. Oh my comedy muscle
Yeah, get him in here
Dude on the tire that spot is insane
I can't buy it
My chat my plan my sponsor cheese I will I will say they're uncreated and sad
We need cheese. Yeah, wait, did I just kick something? I it's not why I'm so I am
I can do better and it's your name. I didn't move
I'm gonna a protein smoothie. I want anything. Oh, yeah, could you just double it?
Okay, yeah, I got some proteins. Yes, I can double that
It's my house, and I don't feel like
Thank you
Me please of course anything for you rug. Okay. Thank you. I got y'all. I'm gonna text you bro
Can you get your omega little friends in man, please?
I
Join the call man should I not start it right now? No, we gotta wait
Okay, I'm trying to get my people and Ron don't hit the 1.7 X when you're picking your
Whistled and silky found you okay, but you guys have to understand when you stand I got a P. Oh
Hold it down, we need your head.
How do you not have, why do you not have a camera?
Invite him, he'll be fine.
Invite him, he's in the fucking car, he's not joining.
But GGs.
Cause he cheats.
Bro, he cheats, he will kicko.
He cheats.
He cheats at every game.
Where are you?
I'm right here.
I guess I'll play with you guys, whatever.
Get it, get it, get it, it's my personal passion in real life.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, not jump on me, not jump on me.
Okay, okay.
I guess I'll jump on you.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
I guess I'll take a seat.
I mean, it would be weird, but I might as well.
Oh!
Hey!
Yeah!
Hey yo, you got a bounce on this?
That's alright.
I'm in the nuts, but I mean...
Okay, now that's my bad.
Are you in the room, food?
No, badass!
That was actually my bad.
Oh, Jason.
You caught me.
It was me, dude.
Bro, would it not join in the call?
Yo!
What'd I miss, y'all?
All right, who else do we add?
I think we just play another one.
Who's not playing?
There's some pole switch.
Wait, who's not playing?
Um, I'm playing, guys, uh, did you say he's ready and 15 so we could run one more?
I'm gonna think she's too cool to join.
No, not it.
Oh, I think he's in a game or some shit.
Let me know if I should, let me know if I should start it.
Uh, what's your, uh, pants of choice here?
I'm not done yet, I'm not done yet.
It's not, it's actually not that, but just give it a minute.
Okay.
Yo, Q, can I ask a question, man?
You're famous.
Can you get some friends then, bro?
Come on.
Says you.
Oh, come on, bro.
You'll get this cotton here man. Oh, you can do it. You can
Watch your mouth don't don't to me. Don't I thought there's a
Very much dearly. I don't give a fuck. No, why's your friends? Oh, come on
I was a bunch more than that. Oh
My bad. Yeah, we need a good hunter then like come on
I'm gonna be a hunter. I'm gonna be a hunter. I'm gonna be a hunter. I'm so fucking w. Wait, you're a hunter?
Yep, I'm confident, bro. No cheating bro. No cheating. No cheating.
Oh, yeah, I got it.
I feel like it's a hard one to see. I'm gonna try to draw bro. I'm tired of this little Mickey ass cheese spots
I got you guys here. We go. I got you guys. I want to form W's not else
Yeah, come hit it. Thank you.
I don't know what I want to be.
Oh, right here.
Hey, Q, be yourself, bro.
Hold on.
Oh, yeah, this is the spot right here.
Yeah, Q, be yourself, bro. Did you hear me?
I'll do that. Thank you, man.
Nice spot. Not a bad show.
I feel like it's pretty good, bro.
Hit some...
Yo, if opportunity doesn't come knocking on your door,
yo, build the door.
Mmm.
Yes.
Like that or not.
Pretty good. That's actually good. Yeah, I like yo fuck a view count bro make every view count if you count
Feeling quotes keep it going keep it going. I'm getting motivated
Me think here
Don't read your chat either. I'm not yo, it's a good spot, bro
Can you just wait for the vision bro?
I'll let you know when I find you.
Like, Chad, what do I draw, bro?
I'm fucking confused, man.
Why is everyone so good at this game?
I'm just fucking dog shit.
Like, I don't understand it, man.
He's just not creative, bro.
Yeah, I know.
I have no creativity in my fucking brain.
Yo, run, run, run.
Yes?
These emotions are trash.
Run, run, run, run, run, run, run.
Classic.
Here we go.
All right.
Here we go.
Here we go.
It looks like this is the game that I'm going to end up winning.
So I don't even got mad anymore.
I'm fucked.
I'm not feeling it.
Oh
What the fuck man
Yeah, I'm gonna do some of that and then I'm gonna do some of that
Does everyone feel their spots?
I'm not even done. I'm not even sorry yet. I'm feeling my spot
I'm not feeling mine bro. This shit's so be wacky. I don't feel a lot of shit
You should try finding a spot that you end up feeling and then I'm feeling a lot of shit. Honestly. Yeah, I think I just have to experiment
Oh, baby, okay, it looks like it gets to a
So
Haters haters in the chat man dead ass here. It's like I'm sick of this fucking community
All right
How do you learn how to draw bro like what do I do like dead serious?
That's all the game and shit no what
Like what this is good
I mean this is like a
I'm just a burger king man, I'm just a burger king man
Why don't I hear peas?
Oh it might be through my headset
Oh my god
You can hear that
Let me close it
Oh my god, GG to my life
Goodbye America
Yeah I'm fucked this round bro
Good for you bro, I got you with a freebie
Thank you, thank you
Alright here we go
Ron you gotta do some
You guys done fortunately you're like someone's in spawn
And then maybe I'll just do that and then just do
No, no, no, don't do that. Yeah, no, no, no, don't do that
Not bad kid not bad. I'm not gonna do that. Oh my gosh
We're gonna mute up until we done bro. What's up? Oh my god? I've built it. You see what I have built in it's built in also
See, I say oh my god. It's like built in actually the one
Who's little way
I was actually good Ron.
But it's way from spawn.
That's a good spot.
Jason, like I gotta learn how you guys do this shit, man.
I just like.
Fuck what it is, Ron.
Yo, X, not a bad spot, bro.
That's not bad, bro.
It's not bad.
Itchy, that is just real.
That's really.
No, it's not my best.
I'm gonna be honest, bro.
Finish in touch, boys.
Looking good.
My last round was probably the best.
This is terrible.
Maybe some texturization.
Yo, get the fuck away from me.
oh my god oh no some texturization a little bit here yo oh no yo no you're
not even like the same
sorry easy
happened wait you got smoked son Jason that was good that was good no obviously
fucking not right now ruggies actually look at everybody's ruggies better ruggs
good bro fake decent as fuck you're not gonna find X you see though can't
No, it's me get my spot or no, I mean, I mean the whistle I died
What if the friends are the journey across the way
You're done itchy you're done
She checked some good spots, bro. Like gotta look under
This is dead ass shit
I didn't see you guys started giggling
That's actually not bad. That's actually not bad.
Turn around. Turn around.
YOOOOOO!
Okay, okay. Thank you.
Let's see.
Great snitching.
Blended here.
That's not fairs, bro.
The spot's not even...
Are you in plain sight?
No you're not. Yeah, I was joking. Just trolling you bro. I'm just trolling.
Who's all the water?
Ronny, I see you.
Bro, bro stop.
Can I get it?
You're doing wrong.
Dude.
Am I tripping? I don't know where that whistle came from bro.
I go find XQC damn my sensitivity is too high bro
I'll bring the eggs you see! I'll bring the eggs you see!
Hey, take me to X, take me to X, take me to X, come on.
I'll spare you.
He's got you hostage!
Oh, literally, spare you, bro.
Come on.
You're trolling. You're trolling.
Oh my god, I'm not gonna find him.
Nah, I'm not gonna lie.
You're the one
What I will give you as a tip
is metallic 90% roughness like 60% and under not too metallic.
I don't even know that.
Well guys, what's the code?
You know the code?
You guys know the code?
I can just invite you here.
OK.
Let's have a look at the red metallic at like 80 roughness of like 50.
Watch this.
Wait, are you cheating?
No cheating.
No cheating.
It's not too metallic.
It's a little bit.
Turn off your fucking tape monitor.
Turn off your camera.
Turn it on me.
30 35 look at nice that is I don't think invites work that you accepted it
So we invited the chair for the lobby no
Okay, if you see I'm calling the cops
No
It's in the discord oh my god, not this guy again
You really hate for me on Twitter bro like what the fuck hate for me goes truth. Got it. Yo, don't worry, bro
I am I'm joining. I'm joining. I'm not cheating
Not a joint
Come on. Come on. Are you in those? Let's go. All right. Is that it? All right
Let's do this shit. Yeah, but let's do it
What is that body type? Yeah, what's the best body? My beard is in my neck. I can't believe it. What do you all use?
What are you doing? Oh my god
Hey, pause it, pause it.
Hey, dad.
I don't know how to do it.
Hey, guys, can you give me five minutes?
Yeah, of course, Ma.
Yeah, I got you.
Yes.
We have all of them in the world for you, man.
Who's, who's, who's, uh, who's speaking?
Me, it's me.
Oh, God.
Okay, this time I'm going to go full try harder.
W.D.G., man.
Wait, who's speaking?
She's top five, bro.
God, man.
Chad, what should I be?
I want to get creative, bro.
Tell me what to do, bro.
XCC, can you help me?
Can you guide me somewhere?
Like, yeah.
Be something completely set.
Yo, come on, man.
I thought we'd do a menu.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
Don't cheat, Jack.
Just don't say what it is.
I'll just, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll match you.
Take a minute.
Mm.
Okay.
Be this the day I'm looking at me now.
Oh, God.
Right?
Right here.
What do you mean?
I'm...
Are you sure?
Are you sure about this one?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it.
Should I do the same lunch?
Or should we?
No, is this kid in the round?
Or should we do this?
Look, look, look, look, look, look, but like, you see,
like, you know what I'm talking about?
Like, no, no, no, the same thing, the same thing.
Yeah.
What?
What?
What?
What?
I
How do you add texture? How do you add texture?
How do I flip yeah, yeah, how do I flip this stuff like you know?
How do I?
I'm trying to flip really all right. You go now. That's gone. Oh
bro
Hey, um, I'm gonna match you just oh
No, but we do both what is what is?
I'm tripped the fuck out
Look at this
Press press press Q on the other one. No on the other one look
We're gonna go solo right now. Your life is so boring. What's up?
You do the chat. How do I flip this chat? How do I flip? Oh, no, I fucked up. Oh, I forgot to hate them
Oh, no, I forgot to hate them. Oh, no. Oh God. I'm the fuck. I'm fucked.
I do this, do this, do this. What the? Okay, I will but I know you I gotta wait. I gotta wait before I do it
I can't click x-channel. It's done. Hold on. It's time
Gotcha
Like this maybe maybe maybe like this. Yeah, yeah
It's cute you press Q
And then yep, and then you do that's kind of finish your painting on that one. Oh, no, it's got a little fuck up. Oh, no
Well, here, I'll come over to you.
I'm gonna come over.
You ready?
Don't worry, just stay there.
Uh-oh.
I mean, this isn't that bad, chat.
I'm gonna be honest with you.
It's not that bad.
No, actually-
I just love how to add texture.
I don't know how to add texture.
Like this, cute.
This isn't that bad, bro.
The only problem is, do you see the thing or no?
Do you see it?
One thing.
On your bottom left of yours.
Yep.
Hey.
Glamel pull.
But now you gotta, so press Q again and go back to the other spot.
Laci, look at mine, Laci, look at mine, what do you think?
Because you're, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Okay, okay.
Wait, if they shoot, I'm not shooting you down, here I come!
I'm not shooting you down, never shooting you down.
No.
If I was a little cheaper, you would be.
Yo, Laci, not bad.
Thank you, bro.
Oh, oh, I'm coming.
Laci, are you dead?
Well, that's not bad, John, that's not bad.
I like that. What do you think? What do you think? Wait, can I increase F of V in this game?
I feel like I can get away with this.
He just is good.
Everybody is a fucking bro now.
Fuck this bit off of Google. I saw it on a TikTok. It's crazy.
Wait, move out here.
I already fucking cheated out here.
Oh my god, that came into it.
What do you think these days? What the fuck?
I did see that on TikTok.
I did see that
Tiktok spots now
Oh my god
It's really bad actually we fucked up because the other side yep
Oh my gosh, yo you guys are crazy
Yeah, no
That is so good
Thank you
Nah Jason, you're a good hunter bro
How do you hit a first whistle cause y'all are fucking screaming over the cops
Alright fine fine, everyone click one
You're a bot. You're a bot.
Yeah, I might just shoot a bear like genuinely. Like genuinely.
Who is it? It's ball six nine.
It's Muda.
No one.
No, this shit kinda looks like...
Yo, Lacey, this place kinda looks like...
This place kinda looks like Pennsylvania.
No! No!
Everybody whistle! Everybody whistle! Yo!
Go, go, go.
Yo the objective is to find people Jason. Yeah you're not just exploring them out.
Am I? Are they on? No we gotta get different hunters bro this is bad.
Okay so just wait till you're...
Okay open your eyes bro, open your eyes.
Oh my god. You're locked.
Alright bro I can't find anyone.
Nah. You're not finding...
Am I blind?
You're not finding page you're not finding ways you're not finding anything is
Yeah
Demon bro
You're a pot like I don't know am I a demon or am I a bot? I don't know which one I am
I'm trying to figure out. I actually don't know
This one wait wait wait
Yeah, you're not gonna fuck
We're doing the walls.
Oh, ladies, that's cool.
How do you not know the one person?
No, Axe.
Yeah, look at us.
Look at our spot.
Dude, no, you guys are so good.
So good.
Jason, I think you should actually start looking now.
Oh, shit.
No, I don't.
Oh, that is such a good spot, bro.
Oh, my god.
Yeah, you're cooked.
You have not found a single soul.
I don't f-
Oh, my god.
He's actually cooked.
He's actually a burger.
He's actually a burger.
I'm not getting this map is hard even if you had 20 players.
It's still hard.
No it's not really.
I can't find anyone.
How was he not found a rug?
How was he not found a rug?
I'm not getting one.
What is your real leg is sad?
My spot is not easy.
Yeah same one Lacey bro like you have a look at Lacey's neck.
Yo are you serious?
Oh yeah.
There's more.
No.
No.
You got it.
You got it.
You got it.
You got it.
You got it.
You got it.
Oh my god!
Don't talk near me, you guys!
Root it!
Oh, he's getting...
Yeah, yeah, I remember you guys who wrote this game down.
That was wrong.
No way!
We're gonna lose.
If I come and fight here, there's no way I win.
That's not right.
That's actually not right.
I'm gonna spam whistle for you, Lacey.
No, no, we're gonna lose now.
We're gonna be Lacey.
I can't even hear
He's not gonna find this
Again, bro
I
Yeah
That was good. I'm gonna be hunter. I'm gonna be hunter. I'm gonna be hunter. I'm gonna get in the middle. I'll pay respect y'all
I laughed I mean
Yeah, let's actually let me be hunter. Let's move to be hunter. Yeah, how do you find friends, man?
She's gonna join like a little bit and then we need one more
I told y'all to start on a tree with your square body also fun. You get more places nobody some people likes for body for certain things
I don't really understand where it's kind of
Like I don't know because I think people forget the bad
It's gonna OP and I am I started
Okay, this is the bowling alley have you guys played this one? No, it's so good. It's so good. Oh shit
I just want to let you know. I was bowling the other day. Thanks for telling us
Oh
Yeah, I'm about to oh
Listen, listen if the game ends quick, we know why bro. Hey
His game crash he activated the trigger bot yeah, it's over
Yo
That is the same chat chat. How do I get off my screen?
Yeah, you know what? Oh, yeah, you can't get it off. I it was for that though. Hey, is it this map sick?
It actually has decoys to yes, like it already has decoys around the map. What the junko?
We're all hidden
Wait, how do you guys get like the big box off your screen when you're hunter? Oh, you just have to be low cheats
No, it doesn't go off because there's like that for me to
So whatever stuff with it the entire time. Yeah, you have well once you start seeking. Oh
Okay, cool cool cool
But the trigger ball isn't gonna work
Yeah, y'all just say Gigi you don't even see the vision half the time when I'm trying to do shit man
It's like why I don't try to paint guys make sure to hide very very good though because I
Oh, this is an XQC map.
I have a very good eye for these things, guys.
I see your emote.
Doug, XQC.
Yeah, wrap this shit up, bro.
Come on, bro.
Give me a minute, man.
Fuck.
OK, I think I could do this.
Q, how do I do the metallic shit?
What is it?
It's on the palette.
You do like 85 on the end of like 35 on roughness
85 30
What
Generally good
Wait 85 30
What 70
oh yeah oh fuck guys my spot does not work oh no I think I'm gonna change my
spot too yeah mine isn't good oh no I think whoa whoa no I think you're gonna
be just fine what the fuck they won't they won't cut get the colors yeah how
You won't get a killer
Bro it's over. Oh my god, okay nevermind
That's a light. Oh jeez bro. I fucked up really bad. I did the same thing
Oh my god, and I was about to come to you and do it again over there. Oh my god. Oh my god
Yeah, what should I do to add this?
I'm fucked
I'm fucked I just wanted to know that it's gonna be okay thank you for your
reassurance no problem stay strong okay whoever is it you want to be like a
mandatory give us some extra time are you down but he's saying that like that
I don't know
fuck me better fuck I'll just do this I just wanted I just want to draw so I'm
I'm just gonna like make him half my body like this.
You're a fucking W, Jason.
Don't worry, Chad.
Everyone's calm down.
I mean, I just, I wanna learn how to draw, bro.
Y'all just make fun of me, bro.
Like, let me learn.
Yeah, cause everyone wants to be cross-cut.
That's what I'm trying to learn, bro.
Like, yeah, I failed that art class.
What about it?
Oh my God, guys, okay.
The hacks have been injected, get ready!
Fuck a lot, you got some freeload on the background.
Let's feel fast this lobby ends.
Alright, see you.
Heal fast, you cheat?
Alright.
It's like what?
It's like what?
It's like what?
Like the first one?
So who did you guys invite to the lobby like?
Instantly just find someone like, instantaneously.
What is this?
What the fuck?
Yo, his decoys.
What the fuck are you doing, bro?
Nah, I'm over this game, bro.
I'm actually over this game.
Tell him I should, man.
Wait, what the fuck?
Play the scene?
I should have kept exploring, bro, this map.
Nah, Paige, you're actually just like, oh my god, X.
You're insane for that, bro.
I don't think I win, though.
I think it's all about winning.
I think I lose it.
Oh my god, I see.
This clone is actually genius. I gotta start like changing up what I'm doing bro. Like I'm just a fucking burger
Guys, everybody's supposed to right now. I don't need to listen right now. What's fucked?
Okay
There's actually level to this shit. Oh
It's hard to win. Oh, you guys make fun of me. How?
Never mind never mind
I thought it was created.
No, yeah.
Mine is so bad.
Mine is so bad.
I don't even know what I'm doing.
I hate this show.
Wait.
Wait!
Such a hater.
Well, I think XUC has the best.
No, XUC.
You're not straight?
What do you mean I'm not straight?
You're not fine.
Wait, XUC.
Wait!
Hey, X, what the fuck?
I don't need this.
Mine's the definition of like hiding in plain sight.
Yeah, like one guy is definitely one of these.
Like, I just know for a fact.
Like, it's just annoying.
I don't think I don't even do that.
No, no, it's so obvious that I'm not stupid, like, one dumbass, like...
Oh my god!
Who is he selling?
Like, it's just annoying that the guests every single one, bro.
Like, it's just annoying.
Unless one guy fucked up on the drawing.
I
Just getting real hot in here
You're just so good
Well, how big is this?
You guys say this and then lays the spot is just like what is this girl? It's like I just can't hate and shat man like
haters will say it's fake oh
I mean shit no ex that was fired
Oh
Now find Jason! Now find Jason!
Now find Jason!
Yeah, but let's go double back to the spot you already shot all the fucking pitheads and then just shoot me first try!
Yeah, dude, I'm sure! I'm sure!
I'm on to it now, I'm on to it now, I'm on to it now.
Yeah, bro.
Bro, I like that, I like that.
Muda, continues the cheat.
I didn't think of it.
I didn't think of it.
I didn't think of it.
It's a fucking sight, right?
Muda, I don't think that's a cool.
It's really, you can sell it.
It works, you know what I mean?
Exactly, yeah.
Yeah.
it belongs. How is everyone found but not Jason?
You're acting. I'm just good at this.
Oh guys, let me hear, let me hear, let me hear, let me hear, let me hear.
Like you need to hear, bro.
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
Come here, come here.
Yeah, this guy's dead. Whoever's in the bar is dead.
What do you say right now?
Let's see here.
Now find him. Sniff him out, bro.
Sniff him out now.
Not bad so far.
Here's a hint for you, fuck you.
Good one.
Now here's another hint for you.
You're not looking at my place.
Now here's another hint for you.
He's behind you.
Dammit.
Oh there's some of them on there.
There's one last hint, it's not a speaker.
One last hint.
Oh.
Oh.
He painted himself.
Oh no.
Oh stop.
Yeah.
I don't know how Lace doesn't get f- I'm actually on- I'm gonna try
doing bullshit spots just like everyone else this is full I work hard for my
Fuck your spot. Go fuck your spot, Liz.
Yeah, there's no way, man.
Fuck your spot.
No!
Oh!
What?
No!
Takes you everything around, Ruggie.
He lost to the next one.
He is very slow.
Yes!
Let's leave him alone!
Oh!
He's stuck up on the road.
No!
Oh, my God.
He's stuck up on the road.
You see that?
Fuck you, Negro.
Yeah, he is.
What was the other one?
That's so bad he won't.
I'll pretend you're not fine, Liz.
Got it.
God, I got it.
I got it.
Are you feeling minty?
Hey, bro, how are you?
What me?
Now we have nine people.
Did you brush your teeth?
Did I brush my teeth? Yes, I did.
Oh, you asked me.
Am I feeling minty? Yes, I am.
Are you feeling minty brush teeth in British in the same sentence?
Dish Dish, how are you bro? Wait? Wait, what's this?
When he could
We're the two not live I felt
All right
Do you remember me it's me page? Oh brother wait
That eats me page private page
Primate page
Do you remember the girl who beat beat beat another girl up in nms boxing it was me that's me
What I want to be a hunter
Dude, I don't need this
Bro, why am I so big?
What the fuck?
Wait, should I go email it or should I just not read?
I don't want people to complain
Oh, this is not a...
This is a map
This is not a map
Wait, Jason, why are we like...
Yo, look at me
Wait, let's get a close-up
Okay, you're fucked
It could be hard for you to hide
What is this?
You could make it work, but I doubt...
How the fuck do I do this? Oh my god!
I'm dead. I just died. There's no way I win.
Chad, I promise you, I'm a ghost.
Wait, Jason, did you accidentally pick 1.7x?
I think so.
Damn.
Wait, so, Deji, was that all you had to say about the... about what we were talking about?
Oh, no, no, no, congrats. Wait, did you win?
Oh, gosh.
No, yeah, it was me. I won, Deji.
Yeah, I'm gonna lose this, though.
Okay, no, no, congrats. No, you deserve it.
Thank you so much. Yeah.
Chad, I thought this was like too good.
I'm not gonna lose if I do it.
Wait, you were a judge, so I think you're
No, no, no, don't be private page come on. Oh, thank you so much wait, but why why primate page?
Because I like primates, you know, do you know orangutans aren't they cute?
Casual conversation. No, Deji stop by. I'm not going to stop on this. He's not nice. I'm
Wait, how do I um, I don't why is it why right click on the surface?
I don't get it
Fuck you, bro. Oh who's seeking me me and we're not gonna find you. Yeah. Yeah, so you're not gonna find me
You're not me I can hear you
It's over for me yes, I'm just gonna get some promo on this
I'm trying to get some problem on this shit.
No, that's kinda good, no?
Maybe, maybe I can save this.
Maybe I can save this.
I thought it was like two try hard though.
This map is pretty small though.
I feel like I'm gonna find everyone.
I've muted she to do it.
Yes, bro.
oh my god guys are you sure that's where you want to stay or are like are
you yeah no like it's I was just checking
I'm actually close to 30 mil. So oh wow, bro
Wait
God rug is just so I'm not him at all. I'm about to lose the game
No, no, I see what you're looking at, you're him.
This is a good dude, I love you, bro.
Alright, now we gotta lock in, bro.
There's no way we lose this.
Yo, if you find someone, let me know.
No, no, no, I gotta check it out.
I gotta check out the spots.
I'm dead as fuck.
Oh, I can't lie to you.
I'm so fucked.
I'm so fucked.
I'm so fucked.
Okay, okay, run!
Run!
Run!
Like, I'm trying to win!
You don't find anyone?
You don't find anyone?
What are we talking about?
Oh.
Because it matches the game.
Get it?
I got it. I just don't know how I want to do that
Just buy some of them. I have to do the same one. How many people is it? Let's go. Let's go. I'm so fun
Seven. I have my chat closed. Oh my god. It's a big map way. I thought it was a small map. Oh, no
Oh, no, we might be cooked. Now Jason said he's in the fuck. He's fucked
Okay, here we go. Wait, this is a huge map. Oh, no. Yeah, this low key is a big map. I
fucked it up. I fucked it up. I fucked it up. I fucked it up.
All right, well, here goes nothing guys. Leave the boys alone. Oh, wait, wait, wait. We saw
Deji a lot in the lobby am I hearing is it my fat ass moving it's probably me
well wait okay Deji's in the lobby for sure I still know where no I'm not gonna
I want to read my chest so bad I listen to the whistles listen to the
No one talk
Nobody's in here what the fuck
No, it's too quiet bro. It's dead-ass too fucking quiet. Yeah, it's I'm just I'm just like clenching bro
I'm here. I don't want to get back G. Where are you dead G? Oh my god? That was good
That was good. I just saw a clip of you getting away with that
That's hilarious
son
Son it's you boss. Yo, am I am I fucking like a burger?
Maybe also this game is actually too hard way. Oh
X I'm not gonna lie very good spot. Thank you man. Thank you man, but it's I think it's quick for me, okay
This is tough.
I'm not gonna lie.
This map is huge.
Yeah, this map is huge!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on.
Okay, yeah, that's my bad.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Bro, I can't even tell where the whistle is coming from.
Yeah, I can't either. This map is fucking ginormous.
Y'all are not fine and moody.
I'm not in a lot. Y'all are not fine and moody.
That's my stuff.
Bro, y'all might not have found me.
Wait, this one seeker has a YouTube channel.
Yeah, bro, this map is too big. I'm not even getting one time. Let's I spam the whistle. Hello
Okay, go the Asian guy. Our lobby is a fucking box. Wait whistle again. It's whoever's the
Right, right, right. Do it again
I
Don't know he's out here in the kitchen. Yep. My question is where in the kitchen are you?
Joe what I
I can't believe this. Yeah, no, no, no, I feel like a where is everybody
No, this is bad. Am I just a fuck
Might be a fuck bro whistle again mood up guys just keep whistling at this point
Whistle again
Oh, he's playing are you whistle J?
Oh my god.
I bet.
No, no, no.
I'm actually.
Why did you stop?
Why did you stop when I got go?
Yo, everybody whistle, bro!
I am.
I'm spamming.
No, I'm actually mad.
I'm literally spamming it right now.
Okay, keep spamming it.
Oh, nice job, bro.
I need to be shot I need to be dead I shot and killed
You are shit
I'm fucking confused man I know you're in this fucking meat pile
Nice, nice Ron.
That was good, go baby.
I whistle, I've been whistled.
That was actually good spots.
I whistle, I whistle.
I thought you were in the wall.
More, more, more.
Whistle!
I am!
I did, I did.
Keep whistling, bro!
Wait, who's little leg?
Me!
No, you didn't go there.
That's it, keep whistling!
It's over.
Oh wow.
Where is he?
I
Know you know what it is row it's I need more time
I need more time
I'm trying my best guys guys what map should I just
Trying my best from just a baby I
Like drawing more than I like playing the game. Hey, like I love drawing. I wish I wish I got
Dude, this one's fire the Simpsons house
All right, you know what I'm not kidding this time. I'm gonna actually draw. I'm not getting me fun anymore. I'm doing this shit
Yeah, I'm not gonna like this one
What?
Wait, did you know how to download it?
Did you click download at the top?
Oh, wait, at least you too
Yeah, he's got UK and F, so
We need 10 minutes
I got some health and waffle
I don't know, I don't know
Oh, I feel like I'm trying to have a feel
What the?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Waffle man, why did I go there like waffles keep crying lost your two buttery we got this veggie
Like everything
Might be moist if you seal wait, how do I
No, this is gonna get awesome.
We have to. We have to.
We have to.
I'm not gonna lie.
No, I'm not. I'm not. Yeah, I gotta try.
Okay.
Bro, X. That's actually good.
He's done the idea for it?
Yeah, I like the idea bro. I don't know. I don't know, Jay.
I don't know.
Oh
How are you guys smart bro like I just wish I was not such a
Like what just really just post up next to something copy the color and then just cook. Oh god. That's all it is. I
Don't want to be you man time to draw you
oh that's that's exciting why is my quarter not fucking painting whoa time
to fucking draw and fucking putting it on my body and it's not going to paint
painting my clone bro
yourself.
Fuck, I don't know. I'm confused.
Hey, Deji.
Hello.
You make yourself black.
What?
Yeah.
I want to draw.
I mean, yeah.
What do you-
Yeah.
I mean, yeah, like, yeah.
Just point it out.
Yeah, there's no way. There's no way.
Nah, I can't lie to someone.
I have to-
Let me cook chat.
Fuck.
Fucking do this thing.
Would you say I'm a good shade of black?
Oh my god.
Wait.
Um, I think all shades of black are swell.
I mean, you're a little...
Good idea. Good idea.
Actually, good idea.
Oh, do you like dark?
Oh.
Oh, I'm too dark.
You're a little too dark.
Like a little too metallic.
No, that's not what I'm talking about.
Okay, okay.
I'll put you on the same side.
Okay, I'll get you, you know.
No, he wouldn't be nice, just...
Just let me cook chat.
Oh my god.
Wait, so we have to wait for the whole 70 to go down?
Yeah.
Are you already done drawing?
Is it okay with that?
I'm not going to fucking retard.
I mean the hunting.
Oh, you're hunting.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you have to wait.
We're working.
Wait, why can't I rotate?
Routine no, I'm doing what everyone tells me to do, but it's all I'm drawn hold on get to draw and fuck it
Yeah, I like the coms on that
We get you young I am
Why are you why is a lighting so weird?
Yes, is the one
I'm not gonna lie, but there's no way I get found me too. I'm not alive
Wait, what are you? Are you a ninja?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Of course he is.
Yeah.
Wait, what?
Not even close to being done to be honest.
Yo, Jason, that's funny.
I don't know what this is.
Oh, wow.
Oh my god.
She's attacking me.
Don't move.
That's so sick.
I'm not.
Who's hunting right now? Who's hunting?
I think I lost.
Ron!
You like that, right? You like it, right?
You cooked on that. You cooked on that.
Yo, Jason!
What? What?
Lacey!
Damn, that wasn't good.
I'm gonna be honest, I just saw the shape.
Jason, brother!
You fuck with that or not?
You know, I'm gonna join you. Hold on.
Oh my gosh, Muta, that's crazy.
I'm not gonna know that's really good. Josh. I did the same thing right here. Oh
My god, I never use everyone's
Okay, beige can I pop the awful lot wait, thank you
Who was that was that?
Ron you actually got it just like
Jason might be an artist. What the fuck you like this?
No, you got it again because you were talking when the whistle went off. Oh, no, no, that's you. Yo, that's like some Andy Warhol
I like everyone's spot right now. You like my oh
I did like it
God, how do you draw like this?
Jason, that's crazy.
Jason, fix your bottom.
Jason!
I love you guys got inspired by all that, yeah.
OK.
XCC's is good.
Wait, Mooda.
Hey, X, what's the fuck?
No, I'm not going to lie.
Maybe I'm just not meant for this shit, bro.
Who is this?
You just got to keep practicing, bro.
Expand your mind.
No, he's not.
Bro, I tried to turn this chat.
This calls me a thwart.
It's like.
But sometimes what you created we have to stop looking at the chat. Yeah, I don't want to be something is to not be anybody else
but yourself
Let me be bro
Oh my god, X this is genius
Yeah, like
Cheese, right? Here's cheese, bro. It's cheese. Wait, he doesn't actually try to cheat see
Oh
You're dead
You're dead
Here's just gonna die. Oh no, I can't fight. I love seeing everyone's creed
Why are you listening to haters man?
Just do it.
Like I don't know why I'm talking about you.
You're right, you're right.
I don't know why I'm talking about you.
I don't know.
Hey, what's up?
What's up?
What's up?
Come on.
We're dead as fuck.
Moira, goodbye.
Goodbye.
You're dead as fuck.
Son.
If you want to conduct the orchestra, you gotta turn your back to the audience.
I don't like how this map is like so dark. You can't see shit, but I wonder what
mother you had to be good just don't move
oh no oh no they don't know what life looks like it so stop trying to be
something that they don't know even it like fuck of you don't be embarrassed to
embarrass yourself all the weird kids get money let's do this yeah there's a
garage I may be trash I went here
In here
I may be trash, but I'm not trash cannot that's my boat, but okay
Oh
What is this like bent over backwards right now, bro, I'm not dead ass ran past mood up
He's probably not even paid he's probably some cheese not paining. He's okay wide open right now
Page deserves it this one time
Thank you, thank you
Like I really like I wanted to impress you guys bro. I want to show you guys I could do this
I need to get
So much fun winning with you. Okay, should we go to bikini bottom? Yes. Yes. Yes
Spare pants
Thank you for the W. I love the W. Hello. Hey Muda. Yeah, hello, so it's a plate. Oh, yeah
It's so much fun winning with you. Oh me too. Yeah, it's so much fun
Please I don't want to be hunter bro. I want to fucking try
Should we go square queue
Yeah, dude, I don't know I'm trying to make my mark in this VC like I'm trying to talk to be yourself
All the weird kids
Like every time it tells me to kill myself
I do remember it my do remember you said it
I just left the game one accident
You're not we're not getting right it back. I mean yo Jason left the game
I mean
We shouldn't play it through without him that's not right
I mean, I mean I'm back but like I'll just spectate
I'm sorry
Thank you guys.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
No, wait.
No, Q, you're actually forming Ws with Hearts of Vanity's Ben.
Thank you guys.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Thank you, Rug.
I appreciate it.
What is going on?
Is it the same code?
Yeah.
No, I leaked out.
I leaked out.
I leaked out.
I leaked out.
I leaked out.
Oh my God, bro.
Oh my God, bro.
Oh my God.
All right, so Jace can leak the game and no one says, oh my God, I leak the
code and everyone freaks the fuck out.
Oh my God.
Wait, wait, wait.
The game is the one who invited us.
Rug, Rug.
Make the lobby nine players maximum.
Well, no, don't do that. Just get a new code and put it back so we can get invalid
memorials so you can just live in an elevator game.
So, back out? Back out?
Yeah, I don't want, I don't know, something like that.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm so excited!
I know English, but I'm excited!
That's what Jason kept saying.
Yeah, that's what he said.
the meme.
That was so good.
That was so good.
That was so good.
First time chatter.
Mura sounds like McLovin.
True.
No, I get that so much.
I don't know.
I don't understand anything like him though.
Sound like a dork.
I'm ready bro.
I'm locked.
I'm here.
Hey, can you all hear me twice?
Yo, don't do that.
Don't do that.
Are you going to cry bro?
Are you going to fucking cry?
Are you going to put me on Reddit bro?
No.
No, I'm putting it 100%.
I'm not going to do that.
I'm not going to do that.
I'm not going to do that.
I'm not going to do that.
I'm not going to do that.
No, no, I'm really a 100%
That's a really good password
Thank you
That was really good
No one would guess it
Wait, who are we missing?
I'm in. Alright, let's start
Guys, if you have friends, invite your friends
We have more friends than you
We don't have friends, Q
The more friends we have, the more friends we have
Wait, they see left core
No, we just saw the three
What do you guys think Arky really left OSDS?
yes I have a job unfortunately so no you're hunting mud yeah my body yeah
money my hot yeah we're good we're good because Deji just seek blasts game
yeah who gives a fuck how deal this chic again I'll say all right my dick bro
yo really bro there's kids watching yeah there's actually children watching
Oh, sorry, sorry kids behind right here. Do you guys think you'll see me right right here?
Biggest shit your nose is gonna stick out
Wait, I'm actually her
Let's get creative, bro. Yeah, so you look autistic. We live in it. Do you want to fight for here?
We're so fun. It's not bad. Well, I was going to call myself
Wait, I
I want to be why my fucking square dude. What am I supposed to do with this?
Well, it's fun Bob Squarepants. Actually, you could be spongebob. Oh wait, I can I'll be super. All right, bro
I'm gonna do the other side shot
Please bro, come on. I'm doing it bro. We have a moment bro. That is your soul
I'm dead. I'm dead. I was up here. You're trying me. Yo, bro
I hate when a motherfucker tries to take the spotlight like dead serious though. It's like no, it's bro. No, this is both of us
You're not bigger than the program base in the wind. Oh, bro. At least me and you bro. Fine, bro. Leave. Thank you
You're dead G. Are you streaming right now? I mean, uh, no, I'm not okay guys
I just wanted like everyone to see the message I had written
I look at paper
I have a poor grade A and not grade A and show like that
There it is
Some people are fucking serious
Foss like what in the heck
Hey, Deji, I don't like this
We haven't collabed on YouTube before, I don't think
Yeah, no, we should have done, man
I'm dead at down
I'm down for a YouTube collab for sure
Yeah, no, everyone, let's do it
What's your first video, dude?
Lucky, I'm down, dude
I'm loving it, I love this shit
Mechachameleon in real life
Okay, I'll think of another good luck
How's your guys
Dude, I had such a good spot for bikini bottom
I can't lie, I was gonna do the exact same thing as the last game.
I'm just gonna stay on the stage.
Yeah, don't do that, don't do that.
Hey, Degi, let's make sure we just find Ron first.
Like, do you see anyone else?
Don't, don't shoot them.
Wait, there's two?
All right, okay.
I got you.
Yeah.
But, but how long do we know then?
Oh yeah, you're right.
I wouldn't.
Let's just look at the screen.
Yeah, we'll just look at the screen.
All right, I'm gonna look at the screen now.
What am I good at, bro?
Like, I'm not even trying to be funny anymore, bro.
Like, what am I fucking good at?
Man, oh you gotta have the confidence, bro
Wait one check
Bro, is this a bad bad wait, how do I do the holy shit?
No, I didn't all right. Let's lock in veggie. All right. I'm locked. I'm locked. I'm locked
You find three I find three or four you
Think Jason has the best spot
actually yeah so there's a lot of good one we got this right oh here we go
what what were you trying to be Squidward yeah oh wow
all right yeah I'm gonna be easy this is gonna be so easy well I was on ideas
like I didn't know I didn't know man oh my dude ex you see your mind is you have
the mind of a mastermind sometimes wait I'm not creative
What is this bro?
What is this bro?
This is a bullshit run
This is actual bullshit
When James sin this is good too
Wait what?
I had a whistle too
Like mine is just
Oh shit
What the fuck is that?
Yeah excuse me
I got a creator
Wait wait
That's actually good
You should close the game for a little bit. Shut up. I want to see X
That was creative run, I like dude I like that though you could be a crusty crab
Excuse me, it's too calm, bro. Like I just want to get good like this. I don't want to be it anymore
I just want to be him probably not it
Okay, I know I see you hold on
There's the
there's um
There's itchy balls your cheek balls. I think you want to be using the roughness. I'm not chasing his cheese
It's good. I could find it. Yeah. Yeah, but I don't
I don't want to get close.
Lacey, what the fuck are you doing?
Now, if I did this in my chat,
we'd just put burger emojis, bro.
You want it?
This is really not bad, Lacey.
I'm not even trolling.
It's actually the...
Oh, the chumbot is really good.
It's so delicious, man.
Whatever this is, that's right.
Oh, wow.
I wanted to see his spot.
I wanted to see his spot.
You know what? For my next trick next time, I'm gonna be a fucking shadow, Dennis.
I'm gonna be a fucking shadow!
Wait.
Who's seeking?
It's just...
Where's Muda?
Did he get found?
I fucking got him.
You're kinda first, bro.
I'm gonna change off for it.
Where the fuck...
Jason's his cheese, bro.
Jason's his cheese.
He's gonna put like, anyland in high bed.
Jason, oh shit.
Whoa!
Jason, go!
No!
Let's send him to hell!
Is it cheating?
Is it- is it a cheese?
You can just be on on her on him. He doesn't want to be just he's got me
be
The yeah, right? Yeah, yeah other part
No, thanks. You keep chasing my wisdom goes
Jason done fucked up Lacey
Wait you guys need to whistle again
Fuck you
That was a terrible spot.
That was so bad.
No.
Oh!
That is so good, Jason.
Holy.
No!
I'm gonna get you!
I was gonna get you!
Yeah, bitch!
Yeah, bitch!
You're pretty hot.
Let's go. We cooked.
We cooked. We cooked.
That was good.
He's not Jason
My god
I've been found red red I caught red
Red handed, you know what I'm gonna
I'm not open I want to see I want to see a run that is score. Yeah
bird I'm trying oh well to be a tire iron it bro I'm really trying a little
fuck do you have a leaker yo it's a lot of me bro don't be weird bro come on bro
everybody guys you know who Lee who leave me get in
I
Did hear should I back out and make another one?
How do you how do you kick how do you kick?
Really my friend then oh Jesse
Oh, let me kick this guy hold up Jesse
Wait, so should I start it?
That's it was the discord full of kick somebody
No, no, no, please
Hey
Even if you think it's gonna get caught here you that forget about getting caught draw what you want to draw
Okay, hey fuck a view count bro make every view count
Jesse
Who
My friends is going Adam, okay
Wait no way we're maxed out here
Hey Jesse, I got you bro. Yeah
No.
Oh, shit.
What up, Jesse?
Yo, yo, stop, homie.
What up, what up?
Oh my god.
Jesse.
Top five horror moments.
How you, Jesse?
Jesse.
What up?
Top five horror moments, Jesse.
Jesse's a good gangster.
Yo, what up, Jesse?
Ew.
Yo, what up?
Oh, shit.
Oh, wait, what is this?
I don't know if we need it for the court.
Who doesn't need it?
Is that photophobia?
Yo, Jesse, come on.
What the fuck, bro?
Yo, I suck.
I want to be a ghost.
Come on now.
Boy, do you really think you're going to get my bro?
No, I thought you were going to get my.
Jason the Wing gave us a sign.
What?
What?
I don't understand English.
But I'm excited.
Do it, Jason.
Do it.
Do the quote that you do.
Do that quote.
Come on, brother.
Jason, you went viral.
Let's hear it.
Jason the Wheel, bro.
Come on, Jason, the viral quote.
Is that Jackal the sly?
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Why am I-
Bro, you keep picking the 1.7.
Wait, I'm the hunter? Are you kidding me?
Muda.
Oh, trust me, trust me. I will be locked in.
Lock the F.
My trigger bot's already on. Everything's on.
Okay.
Judah.
Cheetah.
Oh, Cheetah. I thought you said Judah.
for sure.
All right.
You know I don't have anything.
I don't have any fun to send it to me.
Hey, hey, hey.
I'm tired people of this track.
Holy shit.
I got to start now.
I got to start now.
It's not my problem.
No, I'm literally stuck.
I'm literally stuck.
X, I can't move, bro.
The onion comes with terrible.
Wait, why can't I get it?
I'm so mad bro.
Oh, come on.
Why can't I get this color?
Why can't I get this color?
Ha ha.
What's the?
What's the roughness? What's like a good one?
Laugh.
Roughness down?
What's a good one?
What's a good one?
Bust you.
Thank you.
Fuck, I don't know what to do.
Guys, man, I don't know what to eat man. Like I'm hungry. I have an idea food
My shadows
I really like this spot
Yeah, what do I
What's up? I got to make it work, bro. I gotta make it work
You know, fuck it. I'm gonna listen what excuse you said
I
Never my life never my life guys, I know it's a good spot, but I can't get the fucking pain
I don't know what it wants to be man
Are you sure I'm having an identity crisis is lame this map kind of
See can you go to game chat? Oh, yeah
or uh
i'm just gonna
be that in game
oh no i didn't make it
um so done bro i mean bro i mean i
mean i had to
i know you had to
okay
so bro
so bro i'm i'm done
stop stealing my shit jason
you can't do it again
you and me bro just chillin
This was ass anyways, bro.
Oh fuck it. I have to just do this. I have to just do this.
Yeah, bro.
You know, this is what Mecha Chameleon's all about.
We have ourselves a spot, bro.
Now you do the same thing. Now you do the same thing.
You see what I'm doing?
This is my stalker.
Oh fuck me. I'm such a fucking dumb-ass.
I
Gotta get rid of that
From my spot is absolutely terrible bro, please you've got to get rid of that row. No shot of surviving this by the way
She would get in the next
When it's back
Now if you hit me with that
I'm sorry
You guys are about to see a whole new me
Is this all it is this song?
Please you gotta
Yeah, we might have just
You came to this spot, buddy
No team blame on this
Man, yeah, you're a little hacker
That's pretty good. I know where everyone is
Like what? How do you find both of us? Everyone's in the basement. We're literally charge bags. Oh, but like I'll think they'll find that
I
Press B or V no, I did press a B
So I thought you were trying to help us all problems
that who's left was left rug and cue I'm just confused I'm actually just shocked
that I'm still here right now
whoa what nice right now not fine now fine I see this now fine
I
Explain what are you just ran into excuse me's room in the shot. I know what he's doing
He sees somebody he doesn't shoot them it then he comes crashing down
Yeah
Thank you
Name of the 20 gift they're gonna. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you about three. Thank you. Don't ask me that I'm a hunter again
Yo, is there a way to change my shape or no, it's a little ask me
Is it too late to change shapes or no? Oh, yeah, I think oh my god. Wait. X is this good or no?
Oh
I wanted to be
What'd you want to be I want to be
What's good, buddy, buddy, buddy?
Letty, but you change
Since among us though XC season the cockroach. Oh, see it up for you. I got be
Why do they hate each other never ask what's the oh
I
I'm not doing a spot. I'm not doing a spot. I do a color over here
I mean just I just mean this thing to my left. She has to be another version. How about you be yourself a Loki?
Or you join me Jesse feel I'm feeling there like yeah, I do. Let's fucking do it, bro
Which I what's better sick or this?
I don't know if I like
Fuck you
You're weird
What is better it's not bad I don't mind it
Or that I don't want to be it all those videos just want to be him
My god, I don't know
It's over
But it should look like a toy for Thanos
And you're this looking looks like a toy for
Yo, what the fuck obvious don't know like she can't look like a toy for Thanos. Yo
What's up X
Oh shit, I bet
That either it could be on this
That's your top five
I
Was that good
That's not bad. I think you're back. I like it run. Thank you
I mean, I just gotta like oh my gosh rock. Okay. I don't know about this one though. It's all about the angles, you know
Hey
Let's go. Oh hell no Jason. How do I tell you?
All right, so somebody's gonna be a fucking balloon. I'm already not
Okay, you look at the balloons. I'm gonna look I'm gonna look at the important spots
The thing is I'm a horrible seeker like yeah, no me too. So even though we're best friends
I don't think we're gonna be able to do this together
I gotta add like shit to it or no
You know, RUG, look at my spot
RUG, look at my spot
I need to see your guys' spots
Me too
Okay, RUG, not too shabbleabble
Thank you, thank you
Muda, what are you even...
Yo Muda, hey bro
I've seen all these TikToks
I've seen all these TikToks
Wait what is this what I can't talk?
So Moody's a trick talk as well
I can't just say it sucks, I get it, I get it
Blurred my heart, it sucks, I get it
Look at Moody's though, look at Moody's
You think yours is bad, look at Moody's quick
I'm shit, I'm a fucking shit
I'm shit
Why am I-
You gotta do something
Yo I actually have the best ball, you're not finding me
I feel bad for Ron, bruh
Like he has to start thinking outside the box
I think
I think he's always trying to be in the box
Like what am I just bad bro like I don't get it. I'm trying my best
Yo, Ron chill Ron bro relax. It's just a game man. Why have to be mad cuz he's cuz he's dead stay in the box
No, I'm actually just trying my best to show that like we're trying to get high bro.
Yo, these whistles are very calming here, huh?
I just feel like- I feel like I'm just not meant to hurt any whistles.
Maybe I should just- Maybe I should just leave, Jess.
Dude, Lacey. Oh my god, bro.
No, I'm just- I'm just- Everybody's just-
Fuck!
That's me!
No, that's not how I get to you, bro.
Lacey, if you pull this off, you're gonna-
I know.
You're right, Jess.
So, do you have the other better bodies about me or Lacey?
Jess, I just don't wanna be here.
I want to be him so Jason. Have you found anyone yet?
I'm an inspiration to me, but I can't find anyone
Jason
How are you alive?
No
Okay, bro, this is just-
Wait, I'm kind of locked right now!
I think that's everybody in this room, for sure.
Okay, Axe, I don't know.
I thought, and, but...
Wait, whistle, whistle, wait!
You know, honestly, I'm getting a little loose.
Ooh, this good tech, Lacey, I understand.
I could never tell where the whistle was.
No, it's called tech, bro.
They're just spamming their whistle.
It's actually tech, right?
Yeah, I got you, I got you.
Oh, dear, Axe, yours was actually good.
Hey, you like it?
My sound was on zero.
My sound was on zero no wonder I can't hear the whistles oh ladies. I like that too. Thank you
See how far it gets me. I don't know whatever city like my spot, bro. I
Didn't see you can it died before
No shot
That was crazy.
How are they gonna be able to hear that?
I just don't understand.
So how do you two guys?
You're going to get Lacy's video.
Yeah, it's double.
My house.
Oh nuts, bro.
You're him, bro.
I can't believe this.
Is he a balloon or is he like a...
This here, my video right now.
Yeah, bro, he's a fucking dick.
Oh my god, he's almost done for me.
Oh.
Oh the balloons are Nick's colors. Let's go shout out to New York. I don't get it!
Yeah Jason I think you should run away from me. Lacey he's just a big old fucking.
Dude oh my god. How do you color match that? Where is he like just give us like a little
I'll give you a hate, he's behind you.
Oh, he knows, there's a joke over the line.
He's gonna get his ass kicked in the head.
Then take a right.
Take a right?
And then go fuck yourself.
I said let me in.
OK, OK.
You got your in here, bro.
No, no, let me in.
No way, Lacey.
No way.
I'm sick.
I'm sick.
No way.
I said no way there.
I'm going to whistle, bro.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Big penis! Big penis!
Big penis! Big penis!
Where?
Oh, bro.
Oh, way!
Oh, shit!
Mom! Mom!
She's hard!
Can you see her?
Oh, my God!
Harder than my eyes.
That's a Texas.
I've been a cute.
Where?
I can't find a win!
I can't find- NO!
I need a kill!
Alright, this is my last game.
This is my last game.
Love you, dadgy man.
Yeah, I might get off after a win.
I'm gonna be playing Counter Strike if anyone wants to play.
Um, okay, what map?
What map? I'm not getting off till I get a win.
I don't give a fuck. I'll sit here by myself and I'll be playing with myself.
myself what about what about this one's hard so it's kind of good
okay so we're running let's run it what the fuck was that
she kind of sounds like I just heard some anime shit so should I just be this
instead touch on this I've never done this before
I'm gonna give it a go.
Oh my god.
What was that?
That scared me so bad.
What was that?
Oh my dead ass just thought I got into a slot bonus bro.
Wait, what was that?
Was it one of those Chinese dragons or something?
It's floating dragons, bro.
Oh my god, I said it just like that.
I just got an idea!
No, no, no, no.
Now that's the clean one when it snacks down.
Fuck.
That's just so loud.
Check out it sounds like a toy for...
Check out it sounds like a toy for Alavarga away.
Get it?
That spot was so elite chat, but I just don't want to talk about it.
They see us so expanded, cause you didn't expect it.
Meow.
Meow.
Where are you boys hiding this round?
I kinda like this one.
What, me how?
This one's so hard, though.
Like, I just want to see round spot.
Oh, no.
It's so hard, bro.
No, X, how do you get to see my deer?
Oh, you're just so annoying.
You're annoying.
Wait, who's the hunters?
Walk in.
I'm sorry, I'll go.
No, I'll go.
That was my bad.
Oh, hello, Jason.
Oh hello Jason.
That's a bro.
I kinda thought you would come to over here.
Oh this is the one.
Oh this is the one.
Does anybody know how to fucking move around?
Oh yeah it's WASD.
WASD traffic?
No like how do I do it?
Hold on bro.
Fuck.
Fuck.
So fuck.
And then you can move your mouse around too.
Hey Ron I believe in you.
I don't.
I don't.
I don't even believe I don't even believe in me man. I'm just a fucking lost cause in this game
I want to get good so bad
Do what bro do fucking what
Do that original idea you had
I don't remember.
I'm just gonna stay next to Muda and just leave this spot.
I'm gonna activate it and I'm gonna rub up.
Yeah, see that's good. That's a great spot.
There we go. I promise you it's good.
Let me know when you guys end up seeing my spot and let me know if you think it's also good too.
Any Mijos in here?
No. I see yours.
Yeah, um, uh, it's yeah, I mean yeah, no no one will find you. Thank you so much. What even is that bro?
Should I just be part of this dish at this point?
Let me see. Like I'm just like I'm just lost man. No
Yeah do that do that
That laugh is classic. I'm gonna go fuck myself. I'm dead. It's
No it's not! No it's not! I'm dead! I'm dead! I'm dead! I'm dead. I'm dead!
Wow!
No!
No!
What are we kicking about, guys?
What the...
Yeah, you're one! Right there!
Yes, yes.
I'm not a freak. Fuck out.
I... I...
The other position.
Like...
I mean, you know, this is the best I can do, guys.
I mean it's just over bro I mean I'm just okay I try to run run
I might find someone into my bunch and let me know if it's you I'll spare you
I don't want to get off bro
I want to keep playing bro
No, Ron go in bruh
Can someone tell me if I cooked
Like where the fuck are both of you guys
We're in the fuck we should have
We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good guys. Oh, yeah. No, it's pretty good. Yeah, we just warmed up by the way in the warm-up
Like I wanna you're genuinely shit man
That was so funny
Oh
Did you do anything like I can't fit I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do like
I just want to try better bro like really
This is not bad.
This is a tiny ass.
You're going to ruin my view of the box.
I remember this one.
Yeah.
If I had finished it, I would have been nice.
No, it threw me off a little bit.
But I just looked too much like a mech.
Like, how do you guys know?
The boot is teething.
That's better.
That's better.
That's better gaming.
Oh.
They're supposed to pretend you don't look like a mech.
I literally said it's metagaming bitch ass
So just pretend I just walk away and hit a moota and I just flick you later
What?
What is that?
I wanna hate that
Free your mind from the mega pomeleon it is
I hate this shit
Okay, okay. Okay. All right. Okay. No. No. No. I was first one to say that this is not right. It's not cool.
Never mind. Oh, you're wrong.
I
See this you want to shake off you know scrims with his family Gigi. What do you mean?
Yeah, I just
Did she five subs right now, bro?
Wait really hide here, right? This is cheese. This is cheese, bro. This is actually
This is cheese. What does cheese mean? What does cheese mean?
Painting that that's all I needed. Oh, I didn't hear the whistle. Wait, can you do it again? Yeah, of course
This isn't you
Can we just kill my he never was gonna think of this
this is stinky bro wait it's not like ratty yes but it's ratty it's pretty
shame yo bro any spot that looks super dark to start shooting it okay this is
cheese guys what's your favorite color
but I should like thank you guys come on
let me lock it oh yeah I missed no
you're not close I'm gonna fuck that
you I'm leaking younger fuck wow
did you did you hit your brother not
gonna find you bro warmer cold colder
Hey
Al J
Yeah, this is okay. No light any of them. Now, listen boyfriend. I sent you instantly Jesse Jesse listed board uh
I was a decoy
Yeah
Nah, you're weird
Peacocking oh, yeah, right there
I mean some clothes they're playing game
In the game I played among us brownie. Are you deaf?
Yeah, and so did love again. I just can't hear anything. Oh
Oh, Jesse your action is gonna be inside of this. This looks like awesome
Wait, can I hear oh, I can't hear you are you what?
Yeah, are you dead ass is this dead ass?
No, that's a video. He's looking. He's a lot of waiting it. I know it
I'm not gonna lie
If you don't play it in his lobby, you'll never be invited to have your blackest and any lobbies ever played.
Wait one more! Everybody has to paint! Everyone has to paint. No cheese.
Come on guys, let's leave this one but I'm down.
Come on guys, let's just go down.
I heard his whistle but like I thought he was doing the distraction thing so it was close.
Come on guys, just one more. Last one guys, come on.
Okay, last one.
Ron, press us this time.
This one's a good one.
What is it?
Like a Twitter or the office what is it meeting room
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
Oh, no, whoa, whoa, whoa.
That's enough, that's enough.
Okay, so that's really annoying.
Can you stop making that sound?
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, no.
Yo, no, no.
That's some.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Alright, no cheese, no cheese.
Everybody on the page.
Everybody on the page.
Okay, okay.
It's back-to-back seeking guys.
I don't know.
Am I so big she kind of looks like she kind of looks like
Looks like a million map
What do you think check yes or no let me know now here we go I should look like a jackal
What's your name?
No, I'm down, bro.
Let's go.
If anyone's trying to do a dual spot with me, just go ahead and let me know.
God, no.
No, Deji, leave me alone.
Leave me alone.
My dead ass please, man.
Let me just have one, bro.
No, I hate you, bro.
I hate this ass to me and you, bro.
Dude, Muda.
Man.
I was going there too.
What if I was me type of one?
Yo, maybe you, bro.
Who's that going to phone call?
Yeah, what's up?
What's up, guys?
Yo, guys.
I'm here.
What?
That's five minutes probably.
Yo, I'm talking to the B-frame.
Yo, yo.
Hang up the phone.
Call for a minute.
I'm definitely down, brother.
Where is the phone, guys?
I just tell him no.
Yeah.
I mean, why?
Why?
Put down for one minute.
Just try it, I just say no.
And then just hang up the phone.
Yeah, and then make a chameleon for the next four hours. Shall we?
Not a bad idea. Wait a minute. Hold on the best time ever. I'm about to cook
Yep
Not yeah, oh Lace, bro. Maybe maybe try painting Lace
Do you understand that patience is a virtue? Yeah? Oh, yeah, right, bro. I'll go fuck myself. Oh
No, I have a better idea
Too much of my mantle
I'm about to fucking transcend the game
Can we give you guys so much time though like hide actually though like this is okay
But the thing is like we have to paint so while you're playing with noobs
Noobs these are all pro professional players
I'm transcending the fucking game
I hate this chat bro! I hate this chat! I don't wanna do it!
Fake Maddy goes funny. Notice how nobody can go Dutch or anything.
Nah, he's madding right now. Jace has crazy mad.
Not to be loud real quick, I'll actually be awareness.
Oh, you fucking serious.
Well my name's Jason, and we-
Jason, I invite you to these new streamers, and you're killing the Vibes.
I'm telling you right now. You're killing the Vibes.
I'm just getting killed.
Last one in.
Well chat, why is everything-
You're literally leaving
Q Q. What do you think about this?
Do you see the vision or no? I see it. It's not bad at all
My chat's hating
Just looks better for me bro, and I just moved
So long
Why is it rough bro?
Dude, what do you mean why is it rough?
Is there a dog?
Haha, like rough?
Yeah, cause I said rough.
That was actually not bad at all.
We're actually glad he left, cause a lot of people probably didn't make up on it.
A lot of people aren't really appreciating the depth of that.
Wait, wait if you right click right you can go third person.
Oh yeah bro, nothing good.
Oh fuck, I fix this everything.
I don't know how we became hunters again, but let's do it me must always look in the spawn
boys if you type behind spawn you're new by the way we're not that a lot of people are
spinning winner POV my chat
I fucked up I'm gonna go for a crazy
place Ron is stressing right now I
thought I got a bit of that's a funky
one ladies it's a funky one honestly I
really regret doing that I'm gonna go
ahead and do it
Lacey is my spot bad bro Ron the art
of manifestation bro if you're
manifesting your spots maybe that's
I'm getting a little risky.
Even if I'm not at this thing, you know I can hear me?
Shit.
Oh, this is bad.
Oh, no, I'm not.
I think I have a good spot.
Not a bad shower.
This is really bad.
This is really bad.
Just try and compare me though.
My spot is not.
Wait, if I had bad thoughts, would I get in here?
Wait, Paige.
Bro, someone's first you're going to be in the brick.
First you're gonna be in the brick wall.
In the page, go look at me.
Where are you?
Oh, wow, okay.
Okay, wait, I'm gonna find you.
Okay, Ron, Ron, is this you?
I won't kill you.
Wait, wait, there's no way.
Like, I guess, tell me, I'll spare you.
No, that's not me.
Okay.
Who did it better?
Listen, look at it, the game is glitching.
The game is fucking glitching, man.
Game was fun, man.
Same spirit, man.
No way.
No way.
No way.
No way.
It's just perspective.
It's just the angle I'm at.
It just looks bad, you know what I mean?
I was doing so good.
I want to win so bad.
I want to win so good.
I want to win so bad.
It's me first place.
Lodge, get away.
Please.
I was going to win.
I was going to win.
Yeah, I was just drawn.
No, it's me and you're on old Rajesh.
But guys, I was totally right and I hope we do this next available for JD.
Yes, thanks.
Thank you.
Thank you for playing.
Thank you.
That was so much fun.
Please do
Lacey just whistle for the one time man, please wait Ron has been spotted so much. Look at the points on the left
Yes, look at the miss spot ranking
We don't know that
Number the more the more we've seen you we've looked at you, but we don't know
Jesse, I'll give you a hand. I'll give you a hand. I'll give you a hand. No, don't give me a hand, bro
I'm actually nervous, bro. I'm dead ass nervous as fuck Chad is there even a chance I win like no troll
Yes, there actually is
No, there's definitely a small chance. I mean Ron my spots not that good. Did you see it's like I see yourself in my
It's actually kind of fun when you like have a decent spot
I'm surprised they haven't found either of us though. No you're flexing a little too much
I know what the hell man. Just saying he's gonna wait. Let's wait for the whistle whistle 15 seconds hold up
You stay on this side. I'll go towards the middle of the map just in case I
Heard a whistle like far this way
Hold up
It's like in this room, bro. Oh my god. I didn't hear anything bro
Okay, they're not close
I'm not whistling at all. Oh god, I'm not whistling at all. I'm ready. He's trolling. He's in the other room
He's in the other room. He's in the other room. What's the other room? What's the other room? Where were you were at then?
That's just too much
Wait, wait, wait, I want to see where was he like he was like red fairy on this tree
Run I literally saw it earlier
Wait, wait, wait, wait, Lacey whistle, Lacey whistle, hold up.
And see how the whistle flies up.
We've got to find him.
Hold up.
Or you let him in a little bit?
Not to throw?
I didn't hear it at all.
I didn't hear anything, so he's far, bro.
I'm actually mad.
I see one.
I'm actually mad.
It's got to be whistled for fun, whistled for fun.
Does Lacey have any points?
Lacey, you can whistler, bro.
No, he's not.
I did whistler.
What do you mean?
I did whistler, too.
He did, he whistled.
Look in the rats.
No, it's in this room, it's in this room to the left.
I suck man.
I get it, I suck.
Oh!
Yeah!
Oh!
Yeah!
Oh!
That was good!
That was good!
That was good!
Did that cheat painting?
That's insane!
That was good this way though.
It was.
Pretty good.
It wouldn't be another one in the painting.
Last second.
Yeah, two in the painting, kinda like.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Lazy kind of fucking me out there dude. Yeah, honestly, I think I would have probably won if you didn't just come next to me
Give us a spot like I just go play like online servers and just try to
Thank you guys
Definitely play again with me
Oh great man. Okay. Yeah. All right guys. That's gonna be the end of the video
That was fun guys. Jason, we are great.
Yo, that's great time. We're here every time guys today.
Thank you to Mecca Chameleon with all the guys.
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Bye.
I didn't put X into it, no that pissed me off.
Oh one more time, one more time.
No no no, I didn't put him in on purpose, it pissed me off.
Oh yeah, okay.
What, hey man, well, does he, any words?
Uh, like and subscribe.
Alright, alright, alright, take care guys, have a good night.
Alright y'all, alright y'all, rate it if you're on any streams, be sure to rate it.
Like the office
Jason cuz you're Chinese
Okay, okay, yo, that's your daddy
Yeah
Yo, yo, yo, yo, Ron yo run
I mean I'm done it just yeah, I'll make sure everybody gets out of the discord cost safe, so just
Also, turn my camera on if anyone wants to join me you're not getting a YouTube video, bro
It is don't want to be the only other one with my camera. I mean
You're not getting a music video, bro
music video
Easy video. Oh my god. I got you. I just pretty far to you. Oh my god. Wait
Yeah, can you set it all though, so I just had to put
Mark robert at the white party guy. No, that's not Michael Rubin. Yeah, that's Ron's boy. It's Michael. What what is Michael?
rubber doing what are you Michael Robert we're giving away a car we're giving
away a car just like your Tesla doesn't get stolen yeah it's actually actually
giving away a car or $35,000 more like coming over to install a bunch of hidden
cameras fuck you Jason not cool bro that's why we raised the right on you
dude not cool not cool at all yeah that is yeah go with your beans and toast and
chicken dude what I don't think it's not funny
okay okay I don't know what this is but I it's in fact she's this where I'm afraid
to click it like I don't know what's in it you tell me it's a dragon we are he's
going to be fine yeah yeah okay okay who my who my who my I think it's
talk about me don't worry don't worry don't worry guys
what the fuck what the fuck wait that's actually disgusting I'm talking about
primate page because prime yes she's a prime job oh that was good I got it
The problem that you guys thought it was something y'all think racism. I think wait, that's not
Okay, so I was actually nothing
Racism, right? I was thinking wow that you're probably hurting yourself. Yeah, wait, what you're wait what you think is Rick?
Remember that I
y'all um
I'll make sure everybody gets out say
No, y'all definitely leave it. I'm just setting up my next
Got my next just messaging some people
All right, y'all I'm gonna head out now, right?
Yep
Yeah, I'm good.
Yeah, I had to get a new call going bro. Yeah, that shit was kind of weak, yeah.
Would you say bro? I said we had to get a new call going bro. That's just kind of weak Jess, yeah.
No, it was just mad week. Yeah, that's it was weak
Yeah, it's just like wacky shit like that. I'm gonna play in that week. I saw me
Yeah, that was you see on the back of Jason's thing though. He had a mecha chameleon on his looking at the corner stream
Oh, quick
Let me see bro. Let me see
Am I tripping? Let's see. What bro? Let me see
On the back of the 99 Jersey back there my tripping is a mecha chameleon hiding on the 99 Jersey
It's way too shiny. No, but it's just like he's green. He must be bugging him. Yeah, I see what you see
I think I think it's the it's like yeah, no, I actually see it. Okay. Yeah, who's back there hiding?
No, that's actually what what the fuck what?
Why don't you turn around? I think it's all yours on zero. He should shoot his wall
Yeah, boys. No, isn't he why isn't he shooting that?
Yo, since we got like a new call going. It's like where the cool kids hang out like what should we do? Yeah?
Yeah, yeah, just maybe just us maybe the guys cool shit like what drugs and drugs and alcohol
it checkers
Okay, um see we can put a discord word game me. I say I I just say I
What do cool people do online with their friends?
30 words could do could do a little CS maybe maybe we get rug maybe we all get on CS
stream games together roast each other in group chats do video calls while playing
the same show share unhinged memes and play online multiplayer okay I'm gonna
okay so let's do a little bit of icebreaker let's all roast each other
Let's just go. I'm not gonna lie. I see like shit. Yeah, you're with it, bro. Yeah, you're just chop
Yo ladies, that's for you, bro. You you you bro. I don't know what it is
Well, you just you just don't look that good, bro. Okay. Oh my god. That was actually good. Okay. Okay, okay
You know Ron the way you're sitting down in your chair pisses me off right now. They're not it's honestly
Fuck you
I don't fucking anything mean to say to you guys. I was literally just trying to vibe and chill
But you know what fuck you guys, and I hope you guys have a rest good rest of your day assholes
Bye what?
No way he actually left wait do you leave?
No, I didn't call it. I did a fake leaf. Oh
Yeah
So we just do a meme now. Should we do a meme in general since we tried the roast? I that's what I did
That's what I did. I was in I did you guys at the reset at the meme and then we got to figure out multiplayer games
Okay multiplayer game. Okay. Yeah
Let's do it. Yeah. So what do you guys like to play?
Wait a minute. I keep talking like that you look you sounded tough right now. Wait again
Yo, I'm not gonna lie. We can play some games y'all wish on the move for y'all. Yo, wait, what the fuck you like Duke Dennis right now
What the fuck?
I can't what happened to you. Yo table Dennis. Should we get on CS with rug? We could ask your Jesse down
Yeah, I'm done. I'm always down for CS. You already know that what is rugs name on Steve. Did you just unad me?
He's away. Oh, I think it's my name and playing anymore. He's never playing he got off
Okay, so what now bro know we got to get the next thing what about um, where this shouldn't be too hard
What's that one person that types your child of time? Thank you, Paul.
Pean Poppy? Dean.
No, no, no. We're good.
It's good Dean in here, bro.
She's front some CS.
No, I got you, bro. I'm going to invite, I'll invite, uh, ladies, best friend of all.
I mean, yeah.
Yeah, I gotta go, y'all. I have COVID.
I shouldn't be in the call. I gotta do, I gotta do social distancing.
And plus, when I put my mask on, I'm going to be perm affairs-y mode.
So I don't really think he has ever seen me like that.
Oh, fuck.
Actually got a hard. Hey Jess, I invited him for you, bro
Let's give you joins and see what he's up to. Yeah, what up, bro? What can you do with your eyes closed up guys?
What's up
I need to show you guys from I didn't get to show you guys you guys this surprise gift. This is just that was quick as fuck
What's up, man? What's the surprise gift?
Stop that big
I want yo, it's basically epic epic say hi to my friend Jess bro. Come on. Yo, what's up? Jess? How you doing?
Yeah, what up, bro? Just chillin. We're just we're a little bored right now. We're just trying to get some like good
I do oh I got something really fun. So you guys
okay
What what?
Wait a minute. How does he just get all the wait a minute? What's what? Oh?
Oh, shit.
This guy has the latest technology.
That's why I didn't know you had your friends with Tony Stark.
How do you just count this?
That's literally core.
He's actually watching a show.
That's more than that's us.
How old are you, Epic?
Hold on.
Let me stop this.
No worries.
I'm 18.
Oh, you're 18.
How do you get one of these?
You can put anything on these?
Well, I mean, actually, they're actually on Amazon.
Oh, okay.
And how do you choose what goes on?
You've been wearing the same shirt for like four weeks.
Okay.
Again.
My mom's rule.
Your mom's rule.
That's his mom's rule.
That's all good.
Hey, if his mom says that's her rule.
Oh, by the way, speaking of me being Tony Stark...
Oh, gosh.
God, you're about to fly across the ocean.
Please don't freaking tell me you got a helmet.
No!
No!
That's just one helmet!
What else you got in there?
What else you got in there?
Jesse's the worst.
No!
Are you serious?
Don't tell me you got any Superman stuff in there.
No way you got a Spider-Man!
Are you serious?
What the heck is that?
Yes.
Put that bad boy on right now.
I'll try.
What is that, bro?
It's Ultimate Wolverine from Marvel.
Oh my God. Oh my God, Jels.
Helmet mob. I'll be honest with you guys.
That shit got on to the Helmet for the Avengers, bro.
Like, that shit got on to the Helmet for the Avengers.
Hold up. I just got picked off the pieces.
Oh, boy.
Wait, you got...
It's got multiple pieces.
Hold on.
I think you know what I realized you don't have?
You don't have anything Thanos related.
Not yet.
Oh shit.
Not yet.
Alright, see how it fits.
Alright, give me a moment.
I gotta put on the tissues, like this, like this.
Oh my god.
Okay.
Epic, I'm not gonna lie, bro, this goes so hard.
I'm not gonna lie, bro, this goes so hard.
I'm not gonna lie, bro, this goes so hard.
I'm not gonna lie, bro, this goes so hard.
Oh, I got to fix it.
You're good.
Brother, no worries, bro.
I got it all day, personally.
These pesky magnets.
I got a magnet.
Those things up a little bit now.
Yeah, well, like that ass.
Whoa.
Hold up, hold up.
Who just?
No.
Dude.
dude okay I am not going to lie bro you look so freaking cool I'm not even a
captain either hey that is bad ass bro that's one yeah I've been staying
clips of you guys going to the dining gym I don't need no gym I use nature what
damn bro holy shit you're packing holy shit the diamond gym would be fucked
If you went
You know because my rubber band ball it weighs 200 pounds and I can lift it with ease
They're beer. No, I say you're 200 pounds your rubber band ball
Bro, that's 200
That's a 200-pound rubber band ball bro. You're lifting that so easily
Are you the Hulk are you epic? Oh?
Also, I always got a new profile pic. Thanks to my old friend Coco. Oh
Oh, what the fuck is Coco?
No, you know, you know, she like Coco is one of my old sheets. He's the one who started me on my collab career
Yeah, but it's just a viral meme
People in my TikTok live are begging about the contract thing
Yeah, I think I mean right now we're just we're trying to figure out the contract stuff
I don't want to like give you false hope, bro
But like we have to talk to everyone where we haven't had that conversation. Hey, yeah, I could believe understand
I'm just saying my tag is a bit of a don't know what you know, I'll tell you I know, but I'll tell you you know I'm saying
Yeah, I mean hey bro. No rush man. I just saying much. I did a bit of a troll
Yeah, I know there's a lot of trolls in the inning as long as you know
That's the thing you got to know if you know it's a troll. Oh, yeah
Also, and any more spot. I have a video. Oh, and I found the video proof of me talking to skybury. I found the video
Okay, I what I don't know what that where that came from but I mean
Sure, bro. I want a lot of people don't believe me on that
No way
I've been done. Don't rip money. Don't rip money. No, don't go to jail. Go to jail. You go to jail. Don't do it
Don't do it. The cops are watching this stream all the time. Don't do it. Don't do it. You're gonna actually go to jail
Hey, I actually got a 3d printing money. I got a 3d printing money
Oh, that's definitely illegal dude. What's that a full print?
That is a money printer. Hold on. I need one of those. I need one of those. What the fuck?
What?
You're a badass, bro!
Wait, he's actually printing!
Yeah, he makes all his own stuff, like that's actually cool.
Yeah, you're getting banned.
I'm not gonna lie, there's gonna be an FBI team and everything on you.
Yeah, I just reported you to the police of Massachusetts.
Is it fake money, or is it real money?
Oh no, yeah, no, so like, look, this is pretty printed. These are real.
Oh, safe, okay. That was close.
That's fine.
Is it any more Spider-Man though?
Well, this is real Spider-Man fan nice. I mean with great power comes their responsibility
Stuff do you have any spider-man something or no? Oh, that is an understatement
Remember this
What you can now put that on your head if you could put that on your head you're actually spider-man
Hold on
No
Bro, it perfectly fits.
The fuck is that, Tom Holland?
How dare you?
Oh, that's Peter Parker's room.
It's Toby McGuire.
Oh, okay.
Toby McGuire, got it by a spider.
You know that song right now.
Hey, me?
That's a problem, man.
That's a problem.
Are you trying to get a fight?
What?
We're trying to get a fight.
what trying to get a five we're trying to get a five-stack for CS oh and I'm also
really close to hitting 10 K on my tiktok too okay what oh okay Jesse was
actually just asking you know wait so do you have any games epic do you want to
play or no I'm sure I mean like I'm done play for now if you guys report oh I
just installed it actually yeah well yeah yeah I mean honestly I used to play
I have a hell of a sportsman bundle on Roblox.
Wait, what's that?
What's up, man?
What's up, bro?
How are you doing?
I saw you on Forbes' Most Money in a Year.
I saw you on Forbes' Most Money in a Year.
Oh, really? Yeah.
This is the guy right here.
You guys are the way of the car.
Burger, stay there.
You know my cat Burger, you see Burger?
I'll alert you to cats.
Oh, alert you to cats.
OK.
All right.
You guys got an FD pen?
No.
I'll just keep it.
I have a little benefit.
You guys got plenty.
You giving away a car?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh.
Got to give away the car that we sold.
That we sold.
No cameras this time, eh?
Ha ha ha.
Could you please?
Ha, where'd you think of the video, by the way?
Ha ha!
It was incredible.
Yeah, it was a whole day.
It was just a half-life.
That uh.
Did you watch it?
Uh, yeah, it was a pretty good video.
Oh, OK.
That's fine.
I thought it was pretty good.
No, I just wish there was more screen time of me, but it's okay.
Okay.
I don't know if that's what the clap seconds to me.
Which is cool, but...
That's whatever the pretty good came from, but that's it.
If it was like 20 seconds of you, it'd be like a banger.
Yeah, I mean, you know, there was a lot of comments talking about me just wishing,
you know, they were like, oh, do a collab with Ron, Ron's a good streamer, you did
one with Jason, do it with Ron, and I was like, all right, I mean, you know
what I'm saying?
Why do I hear Jesse real quick?
I'm just gonna meet that real quick.
You did give us some good content, commenting on it, so.
So is there a way that I can like, in terms of the giveaway?
Oh yeah, all my friends can enter.
Really?
Is that weird?
I feel like that maybe you can turn some conditions on.
Oh, you can't let me know.
Oh, yeah.
OK, probably not.
Yeah.
All right, well, I'll be here.
I just wanted to say hi real quick.
Yeah.
Nice to meet you.
All right, likewise.
Good luck.
Nice to meet you, bro.
All right, wait here.
I've been bundled on a watch.
What I miss, guys.
I haven't tapped into that yet.
now I have it no you don't what about this guys I'm back
uh he's got a four horse and bundled up for me
if I have it back to the real content
back to the real content how would I know you got it if you don't show
proof of it all right watch my screen
I bet all right bet wait what are we doing
let me go to where's my robo he's playing mobile
fortnite bro lock in don't click safari or tell
How am I on his fucking ipad?
No, we on his ipad, come on, lock in.
Wait, bro, block, so they said,
Fuck that, bro?
Oh, shit.
Oh, fuck it.
I mean, not leak, yeah, thank god.
Oh, jeez.
I closed it, I closed it, I closed it.
Oh, my god.
Shit.
I closed it.
If you didn't close it, it would have been over!
Yeah, thank god I closed it.
Ah, shit.
Wait, Epic, why do you have telegram?
Hey, what, bro?
Do you sell drugs?
Wait, you got telegram phone?
Why does he have?
Maybe like underground 3D printer stuff?
That makes sense.
All right, well, I'll do it.
Yeah, go on, I'm trying right now.
I do have to have a sportsman bottle though.
Cap, couldn't even show us.
That was a little bit of trouble.
Oh, I do have it though.
You're sipping on, you're just a capohalic.
I'm not.
You're just cap juice.
I will not put it against you.
You do have the Wolverine helmet.
You do have the Spider-Man helmet.
Do you have two Iron Man helmets, but you haven't shown any proof of having the horsemen skin informed?
What am I saying? Like your nose is throwing and your pants are on fire.
What is this horseman? Yo stop adding Gideon and...
Yo guys...
Ah yeah this chat's awesome.
Hold up, let me try and see if I can log in, hold on.
I just threw you three Rocky League sound like...
Yeah, don't share your screen and say you log all the way in, you know?
Not bad, y'all.
Yeah, probably good idea.
It's all good. We live and learn, that's the thing about life.
I just I'm curious how he has a telegram. What what could you possibly do on telegram?
3d printing business
Okay, good excuse for me. I like that. I like that
Who you calling excuse?
Okay, look he is an excuse, you know that
You got something
LOL I bet he doesn't have a clip with Sky Bree though Keqwa be honest for you gambling and just be real
Oh, I do have a clip with Sky Bree. I'm gonna send him in the group chat
Someone in chat just said oh male this guy has no clip with Sky Bree
He's just lying for the stream line for the already looking at group chat right now
Okay, I'll check it out. Okay. He's in a group chat with him
You are what is this? What nah eat your words, bro
What's going on in the clip though?
Um, flexibility trick.
Flexibility trick.
Oh god, just this.
Oh shit!
No way you could just do that too!
Wait for it.
Now wait for this.
He can't do it with his eyes closed?
Just on the chat?
You can do it with your eyes closed no no shot
Wait, what are those hands? I mean, I could even do both legs if I wanted to wait
I'm confused still with the sky breed clip is you just you just made like a bird sound
No, it wasn't my meow sound
So you were meowing for sky breed did we lose the plot? Hey, what I asked her
She wanted to see my talent and I showed her my talent
Cuz that's one of my champions.
AHHHHH!
You little freaky dude.
My head's in the fucking head of a daughter.
Yeah, I saw a ribbick skewed.
Does your mom know that you me out for Skybury?
Yeah, actually, does she know that?
Does your mom know that you have telegram?
Cuz that's not for 3D printing.
That's either rug pulling, drugs, or something, or just something not good.
Hey, hey, look bro, why are you calling us?
My telegram is for 3D printing business.
Do you screen share it?
Someone in chat said no way he's not gonna screen share it.
I am not with metalware, I'm with metalware.
That is personal business with my 3D printing.
Oh god.
He goes on cam shows, he's lying his ass off, I've seen it on Twitter.
Bullshit.
Anyway though.
So what have you guys been up to?
up to uh we're just doing some constant yeah we're just doing some content and my chat was saying
that there's no way that epic has a clip of skybrie and i was like all right better add him and then
who's skybrie yeah who is skybrie epic
i think she's like a streamer what does she do she has two streamer and she's no left
oh snap
nooo
no way you're talking about it bro
no way you're talking about it bro
you're daringo
right after you broke up with your wife too
no, say I'm not working for your government
that was from years ago
wait, do you still talk to your ex Beyonce or no?
no, fuck her
oh shit
damn
you're a fucking idiot
you're a fucking idiot
Oh, yeah, Jesse, you didn't know off
Epic's exact words were he dated a girl got married to her and then got her ring
And they got her ring and then they got into an argument and he beat this shit out of her
Hey, hey, wait, it was worth every thing. She's trying to go. Hey. Yes. She tried to drop kick him
So he punched his wife
Well, I know no no
Yeah, you knock their teeth out of
We don't ever want to go
Hey, look, I self-defend unless they hit you first. Okay, hold on a minute. Yeah punch a woman epic never
Bro, unless it self-defense
Only if it's like a roundhouse kick now. I mean it depends like she starts beating you and you're like bleeding out
I may be fight back, but like I feel like what like did she just do one little if I'm getting my actual ass beat though
Like I'm just gonna keep I'm gonna know I'm gonna say
I'm defending myself. I'm running. I only fight with good reason. That's how I'm gonna sit well put that gun away, bro
Honestly, I think are you in Texas? Do you could you buy a gun? I feel like you should own a gun
Okay, you're not 21 you have to be 18 you got to be 20
I thought you were 18, bro. I am making all right. Well, I don't know what the legal age is by gun
But I don't think you should get a gun. I think you have two guns on your arms throw them up
Hey bang the lightning in the Thunder and you're not ready for the Thunder storm. Yes, sir. Oh, Maddie. Oh, Maddie
So any cool other things in your room
Besides my qrk machines my 2d printer. Why does Dean keep asking to be invited bro? Like what like this is like my nightmare
Yeah, bring Dean in here. It's up. Okay. So Dean give it up Dean. Yeah, let's get a
Yeah, Dean, you got any cool things in your room?
Actually, I do a lot.
I have a lot of Pokemon.
Let's check it out.
Let's have like a stuff challenge, like 1v1, who has the cooler stuff.
I have more collectibles than anything.
That's cat.
You're not more than...
I'll snuck cat.
You're not more than...
I don't think I have more than that, Dick.
I probably beats me though.
I'm not the Lord, but we'll see.
I mean, let's give you a chance. I don't know. I mean, I
Just have more like cards collectible stuff. Thank you. Good. If you're getting
All great, so this is my collection. There's a bunch of cards. I just have cards right there have a
Spiderman in the back. Let me say comic
It's a spider-man comic book for like man hair
Did you know you actually had a GT3 and his dad actually took it from him and sold it
Nope, I have a car now though. No, I know but you had a GT3 and then your dad sold it
That's actually kind of fire. I'm not gonna lie
See respect listen to his father
You're lucky brown on the bad the doctor actually wish I did
I think that's funny
No, I'm shivering right now
I'm not gonna lie. This is pretty bad. I have more of them too. Hold on. Let me get more. There's like two more
Hey, this is freaking cool as hell
Yeah, what are those called? It's like video games or is it not the videos? Ah, it's the comic books
Okay, it's comic books. I have a lot of comments. Let's it
Why is there no sheets on your bed?
What is that yellow thing right there? What he's getting my dog my dog?
Yeah, they my dog feed on the second thing. Yeah
She's she bet holder what I know
What
Well epic um yeah, I mean I was actually really good might have been the coolest things I've seen all day
Yeah, I don't know if anyone can top that this is P content you guys
Oh, and
Epic can top it
Guys, they're not doing a push-up fade. Oh my god. I would that I would put a prize full
I
Genuinely what is the audio I think at this before I do a discord talent show viewers and to see what everyone's got man
Holy peak
I'll have like three common books. I have some sports cards in here and some
Yeah, let's see those
And you can't in here
Where did that come from?
I can't hear.
Oh, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Brutal.
Brutal.
Brutal.
Brutal.
Actually brutal.
Actually brutal.
That was brutal.
Fuck.
Is that some of the original Avenger comics from Classic Back in the Day?
Oh my brutal.
What is that origin of the vision?
Oh my god.
Which one is that?
I think it was the one that was made a thousand years ago.
I'm pretty sure that things were $20,000. It's just in like God's your condition
I have I have what is it called? I have the I
Have some albums from
The basically the Beatles I have a whole bunch of albums
And also have a Star Wars original Star Wars album
All right
I
Yeah, hold on. Hey dad
Hey chips on the desk
Game spread
On down the arm epic dad
So I want to talk to you guys
The live shoe wants to talk to you stable. I want to you
Yeah, that's what we referred you sometimes so
Oh
Yeah, how he knows you guys
What is going on yeah, because that's he knows you guys always got a PlayStation 5
I'm actually losing it man. I'm losing it man. Do you losing? What do you know man? I'm like losing shit. I lie at least
late with fun
So I saw you gambling on a spent back
Wait sit on everyone else to talk to you
I
wrong I ever try to hurt yourself for anybody around you you're trying to get
a famous you're trying to get like a viral moment right now man I know this
thing oh no no we don't want to make you a lot of nothing
you're in every day in church yeah a wbrow respect for that we're
interested every day is there a human-sized butterfly I can prove I
bless your heart you got games dollars and shit everywhere and you're just
I'm not you got thousands and thousands and thousands of dollars
You're getting more like that back to work a lot
Hold up
What is these guys?
You guys have a good night
Alright later
Ian type in the group chat if you need help bro
What do you say?
You said type in the group chat if you need help
Where do I go?
Let me help
I love my kids y'all
all
Whoa, hey, yo, whoa, whoa, no epic not like that. He's talking to the dad
Oh, okay, I don't know typing chat. I know you're here
What'd he say?
Yo Epic, it's just me and Ron here now, thank you, is that a bro?
Alright.
Yeah, can you answer him?
Yeah, we hear you, what's up?
So are we playing Counter-Strike or what?
Yeah, are we on Counter-Strike or what?
I have no idea what that is.
Oh, well, Counter-Strike is the greatest video game that's ever existed.
Yeah, boys, we on a game, boys.
Oculus.
So you don't know what Counter Strike is, though, at all?
I mean, I know what Walking League is.
Yeah, Epic, why do I see like a live stream?
It's kind of like that, yeah.
Where you just like walk around the street and shit.
Because, dude, that's my arrow stream.
Yeah, but just be kind of careful, bro.
You got to teach me.
Bro, honestly bro, I don't care if I get hit by a car.
Dude, I would survive worse.
What have you?
What's been worse than getting hit by a car?
Bro, we're open books.
Listen, you're talking to the real books, bro.
You've been trying to talk to us?
Yeah, talk to us.
Oh, let's see here.
I've been abused by my sister when I was five.
I almost got thrown out of Wigville.
What?
Let's see here.
Okay, this is not real, bro.
I thought we were.
Sister we tore him out. Hold up. That's just got super real. Are you good, bro? Oh
Great, but that's not when I was five. So what did I mean trying to tell your wife y'all are cool now though. Everything's cool
Yeah, I mean when she's better, but I still got that stuck in my head. Wait what the fucking sucks, bro. Sorry
Don't worry. I mean, I also get a butterfly meal in my heart for four hours straight once a month
In fact, I have to do that this Friday coming up. So that's gonna be fun
There's the small ones though, right at least what is that for?
He told us before it's for my groans disease. Yeah
I had a girl there was a girl in my school
Crones right yeah, I mean one of my surgeries
I had a choice either get a phoenix in my stomach that or that or well, I got a third of my small test removed
That was smart though. So now you don't have to have like that problem
Yeah, but the issue is though, because I did that, I have to get my remit canapusion from doing that.
Wait, what is that?
Throw it.
The butterfly needle.
The shot.
Yeah, that's better than the other thing now.
Yeah, that's true.
But I mean, it still hurts like a bitch.
Jimmy, making you sore?
Does that mean you're sore?
Hey, but at least you're here, Epic, and that's God bless that, you know?
Yeah, well, I mean, I mean, during my first surgery, I almost died on the table.
Well, you're here now, and I'm glad, bro.
I mean, you know, you know, you
love you're loved here. So,
but you made it. You made it.
Now, you got your life here to
to show white to do what you
want to do, bro. I mean, I also
survived being a cancer
patient, too. Wait, really?
What kind of cancer did you have?
Stage 4 cancer.
From what though?
From like what?
Kidney cancer.
Really?
What ages did you have that?
You had stage 4 kidney cancer?
Yup.
And I was that 4 years old?
Glad you got past that.
Um Ron check your dams real quick
In fact I actually got some pictures of me in the hospital every now and then you know, what's a mom?
I don't know that one's turning me off that one's turning me off
Cancer I feel like that's pretty I ask
I asked him which kids are we had yet stage four stage four stage four is what it's like done
Isn't it like you can't do anything my tripping
Pretty sure stage four is pretty serious. Yes, stage four is like really bad. Yeah, but if you got stage four you're seeing it through damn dear
Yeah, and if four years old
Yeah
be capitolic
Could be I mean that means it's in like your entire body essentially at that point like
Spilled some shit guys
I mean you could survive it for sure, but like bro the odds of bracing like five different things he had that's it for
Hey man, if he did man, I hope you know, I'm glad it's going but yeah, maybe he did yeah
There's a lot of people who also fake cancer, which is kind of fucked up for attention
At four years old stage 4 case items in very serious aggressive harbor stage 4 is not arming the terminal
So I'll rate the treatment outcomes fairly just to lead depending on the exact type of cancer with predict
Cases single people have long-term survival. We don't know for sure. That's the thing, right?
So I can't really say it he might it is like that just threw me off
That's like a crazy thing. Yeah, that is insane doesn't play some counter strike. Yeah, I'm down to play some counter strike
Who's down like you like
Rocket League
I
don't know either counter-strike is pretty cool bro I got a nice inventory I literally
just bought an inventory bro let me just flex it
what do you have in your inventory that bro like bro you're not above anyone Jesse that's
the thing bro you're trying to like be above everyone right now
bro you show your card three times a string wait a minute you have a vac band
now it's a game band and it was in rest for me flying around like a dragon
why
yet why i don't know
i don't know i like a band show up on your profile or how'd you know he had a
bit yes it was like three thousand days ago i'll tell you exactly what happened
i'll go down to the deets
so as i was playing rest i didn't know it's gonna be like a valve gamer nothing
and this uh...
he's like group of people next to us was cheating and they were just
killing us over and over again so i installed the first hacks i can find
on google
And I got banned in 10 minutes.
So you can't ever pay rust?
Well, of course I can on my other account.
But I ain't afraid of a game ban.
I mean, I was going to leave it there, bro.
I mean, I just say what I did.
What am I going to hide from it?
I feel like you're some tweeting mood.
It's show though.
I'm going to order food.
It is what it is.
Like, am I really trying to play CS right now?
I did do that, but it was against other cheaters.
Think about it.
I really try.
Yo, did Silky win his Marvel Rivals thing chat or no?
You know Jesse, can you spill the beans real quick? What's this extra fee and so key beef?
Oh, I had no clue. I don't watch any of that. Wait, so it's okay winning chatter. No OT David five gifted, bro
Wait, this is the grand finals. How much is this for?
Probably like a fake beef, right? I don't know. It's like a just for
Exit just competitive. Wait, this is for $300,000 right now?
I can do the same thing to see who I can join you. Wait, Soki looks like his vibe is shot. Is he like doing bad?
Kind of like locked in though, also.
Oh my, oh my, oh no.
Oh no, they're getting it.
But he's locked him down.
Oh god.
Oh god.
I got one other DPS.
Bro, we can all just, he's playing with Kingsman bro.
Bro, let's just play for the vibes bro.
Like what, like let's just lock in.
Like why does everyone try so hard man?
Fucks.
Well if it's for $300,000 bro.
Yeah but they can play for the vibes man.
Oh hell no, if you're in a, oh hell no.
If you're on my team in a $300,000
If you're on my team in a $300,000 tourney and you're saying
I'm fucking sick to my stomach.
I'm fucking sick to my stomach, man.
God, bro, I'm actually fucking sick to my fucking stomach right now.
Yeah, fuck that.
I'm sick, man.
Oh, no, I'm sick.
You boys feeling a little sick?
I'm fucking sick.
Okay, so I don't understand what you're saying, man.
This is a hot take, and I might get hate for it.
I don't know.
But I'm gonna say what people are afraid to say.
This game and Overwatch are like the most boring games ever because like all you do is spam click
rock-a-lite
Not really sure this game. I didn't play overwatch. I wish I did like I get
It's cool down base. No, but I'm saying but I'm saying like like it's talented to be good at this like
Because you have to like aim properly, but it's like a lot of spamming. I feel like
It's okay. Okay. Okay. It's there's a lot of timing and
And knowing what abilities you're using and hearing and seeing what others are using and knowing what they don't have and shit.
It's not about discrediting skill. Like I think there's a lot of skill involved with this game.
But I'm saying is like, it just seems like there's a lot on your face. Like this is like, there's so much going on.
Like you gotta have like some type of TISM. I feel like to be good at this.
I will say, I just like it a lot more back then when there was less characters.
After they added Blade.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Yeah, fuck that but I research our plan again, but there's definitely a lot more shit in the game now than there used to be like it used to
Bro, I have a lot of hours like 900 you got this silk
I mean you gotta know who like who to prioritize when you're fine
It's not like random spam like if you're just random spamming the tanks and stuff as a DPS
You're actually throwing because you're giving them old charge like you could fucking throw
Yeah, did I miss out though on a certain part of my life? I never played overwatch
I could just hop on rivals and it would be fun brah. Yeah, I never played overwatch like ever growing up
I just couldn't get it. That's why I that's why I granted rivals. I never played overwatch rivals came out
I know like the fuck
I was playing like cod siege in 2k. I was like mainly 2k
about it. Best of five. Oh sure it's the best of five. You probably get it. You should
pop a screen. Run. Put it on the watch. Okay. I'm fine. I mean they just finished the first
game. I'm probably not going to watch it anymore. I thought that was like. Are we playing
a game or are you inviting me in here to talk? I mean bro, I'm just going through like
mega chameleon we did, click the 10 we did, rocket league we did, CS on board, Apex
Legends boring, Ross boring, get away friends boring, live boring. Why is CS boring?
Yes, yes, it's just video game down. Just yeah, you just have no skins. Let me know I have more
I have the same check my inventory
Look at my AK in full screen it dick
Case hard and wrote and it's piss colored
No, it isn't I'm loaded in in game right now. I'm gonna load up my
Yeah, go ahead and load it up
This isn't oral bro, you don't have a nice case hard and this shit is mid-horton okay, okay
Yo brother load it up fuck off man be nice
Be nice
Bean
Let's see bro
yeah fucking AK yeah go ahead check it out
let me know when you want to talk shit again to blue rod blue on the top what
pattern is this pattern one five one tier one the one behind the top six six
one one five one minimum minimum wear blue gem I mean it's cool bro I mean it's
It's fun, but is it more brutal than a fucking sapphire carambit?
Hey!
I have sapphire stiletto.
I sound like Epic right now.
I have a sapphire stiletto.
Yeah, okay, well guess what?
Factory new Blue Fossifer pattern 742.005.
Guess what?
I got one of those too.
And it is a .0118.
Yeah, whatever, that's fine.
What about an op fade?
Pattern 891, that's a good fade.
We got every color, that's good fade.
Nope.
What gloves do you have though?
I have the Cloud Chasers.
Which one, bro?
I unbox these Illuminati Triangle Format ones.
Yup, pattern 53, Illuminati on the eyes.
And then I also-
Check out my gloves now.
Check out my gloves now.
Whoa hold on I mean these aren't that bad bro the Chinese oh my god
This is holding the blue gem holding the stiletto blue sapphire. That's actually not
Give it to you. I mean bro, but but but but but do you have?
Phase 8k 47 red line man wear pattern 754 redacted ak
Wait you got a phase ak
In that shit go down in price last year because of some shit. Yeah, really? That's a little blow
No, they lost money because you left daps daps you up
That's actually good. Actually, I'm giving you air dapper and that's you up. It was actually pretty good
Also got the phase block. Yep redacted Glock
Also also traded up and nine bayonet Doppler phase three
Not bad you traded that up. Yep traded that up traded that up looks nice not too shabba-labba
That's a shabba-labba looks good. So now that you're in counter strike. You want to play it? I kind of tricked you into this
No, man
Like that was kind of easy to do
Ruby trade up, but it was dog shit. Look I got a ruby bro, but it was traded up into bullshit
Like look at that. I
Like that. No, I like that you want it bro. You want it? Yeah
Too fucking bad man. Up top ladies. Come on up top, bro. Bro. It was an idiot, bro
I'm not giving you that. You're not getting that for free, bro. You're not actually
I'm not actually gonna give you that for free dumbass like yo bro. Do you think shit was sweet?
Do you think shit was sweet? So why am I sweet? Yo, bro, you have a cavity fucking candy, man, bro
What else you got? Yeah, you're not getting paid for this place
my cash apps in the group chat hold up hold up but you get paid by XQC to beat
him up I wish he didn't pay to drive discord call 1v1 destiny then we could
all fucking buy a Porsche GT3 RS911 YSAC package one-on-one color issue be
fucking fire are you going wrong going to my entire inventory right now now
Go ahead and load it up. Come on. Let's go. We're gonna look like a fire out there
Play one game like just one like and at least open up a hundred cases for the boys. Oh
Man for the exit for you guys though
So it's like the guys are in town you guys want to go to like bar hop a little bit
You're gonna spend money bro. We're on the game open a couple cases feel a game out
Like how many because the thing is it's like going out, bro
It's like it's actually going out and drinking it sometimes it doesn't sound like a good idea
But once you're like a couple drinks in you're like why would the fuck would I not do this every night?
And you might regret it the next morning, you know once we're done opening the cases or you pull a knife or you're not hung over
You know, bro in life. There's parallels, bro
Talk to me about it and we just queue and we're up again
We have two randoms on our team too. We can like talk to them. I guess perfect
Yeah, and they might be like kind of weird or game. Yeah scenario. They don't know us
Yeah, and also yeah, and also no, that's true. That's actually not even bad chat because I get it cuz like
I
Burger you're not getting fed tonight unless I get a gold
Okay, you're serious cream. Come on. Hold on a second here
on that
So what we get drunk?
So what we smoke weed?
We don't care yeah, so what we got a little depot last night
Wait, y'all gamble bro?
Chesh, I take a gambling deal and then like maybe gamble here and there?
I need a little split bot.
Yeah, no shit bro.
You guys shit Jester though.
Probably, I would do one that you could do on Twitch though so you don't have to like
swap.
Facts.
I'm just gonna keep the facts with you.
I don't like to have him to go to kick thing, well at least for a viewer POV.
Cause I'm not switching to kick to watch that shit.
Yeah, that's my only advice.
It's my only base. I would do it. I would do something on it, bitch.
Now, if I get a gold, I'll... I'll...
Okay, if I get a gold, I'll suck a dick.
Yeah, nah, yeah, that's what you get, yeah.
Okay.
We suck in dicks if you get gold?
Not a bad kill.
I'll whip the whole snake out. I don't give a fuck.
Not even a bad fucking shell.
Bro, what's the difference between gambling deals and opening CS cases, bro?
Just don't do it.
Not much.
One board opening.
Yeah, but just don't do it!
I'll take a little rainbed deal, not a bad shot, not a bad shot at all.
I'm gonna fuck.
Might as well.
Rage scape got me in the gambling.
Stay on the box.
We're just gambling in general.
HGT got me addicted.
HGT got me addicted.
I got six in my stomach
No affiliate code
You would have to do an affiliate code
Oh shit, oh
Dude, I just gotta click you
You don't want that, you don't want that, you don't want that
I don't want it
Wait
What's the matter daddy?
Pardon? What is it?
Oh shit!
Oh my god bro, do I want that?
Nope
Unless it's pointy, we don't want it.
Butterfly Knives Gamma Doppler Emerald. Bang! No, bro. No, bro.
You know what I mean, the lawsuit for Counter Strike?
Yeah.
you
you
you
you
you
You
But if I do get a gold I'll do a 700 hour stream right now. Yeah, I'll do some of them without actually pretty stuff
I got you bruh, full volume, you want it?
You want DMC, I got it.
I know that.
I got bitch slapping the gym that one time first time chatter. Yo, are these like hate boss
I had a guy coming earlier get the same exact message
like that ass
Like I'm dead serious to like these like
Hold on but maybe play that maybe play like like what can I play to get the vibes of what can I play to get the vibes up, bro?
National treasure yeat. That's
It's not
Let's see National Treasure Yeet
May put on some National Treasure Yeet
Ok the song that came up was
Yeah
I
Am
That bitch you pay phone. Yeah
Maybe maybe
maybe
Maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe
There's a smell on my mind
And you're going to play
Oh!
There's a matter on my mind
No matter
The O2P
Wait, wait, wait, there's a lot of large blocks of war, wait!
Wait, wait, wait!
On the beach, up!
Oh, the light's gonna be a matter!
What?!
It's gonna be a matter of a matter!
I'm dead, yeah!
I'm dead!
I'm dead, yeah!
This is not the one, this is not the one, bro.
It's not the one.
Oh!
Hey, none of you matters exactly the same!
Oh, man.
Pushin' could never get back with a game
Hey, come to your show and get back on the plane
This contract talk is frying my brain
The numbers they talkin' and actin' insane
This bee's on the table
Bee's on the table
Bee's on the table
Bee's on the table
Do you know what that means?
Yeah, billions, bro. Look at my billions.
It could be bullets too, bro.
Shit.
Yo, get your money, I say.
He's on the table
There's cheese on the table
oh no no no no no no it's not it bro it's not it bro this is it man like turn
on something for um turn on cuz you had a bad day okay cuz you had a bad day
whatever song that is around quick cuz you had a bad day
Come on now. Come on, baby. Come on!
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
This is the end, Jack. This is the end.
This is the end, man.
It's such a good song.
No way, I'm glad!
No, bro!
No, bro!
Rest in peace, $200!
You're gonna get it! You're gonna get it!
Yo, yo, Jesse, you're laughing and like singing a song, I just lost $200, bro.
So usually if you're out with the boys and you spend let's see usually when you spend about like
$200 you're pretty drunk and at that point. It's like you just keep drinking
Like you're not gonna just stop drinking you're already at the euphoria point
You're not gonna remember it tomorrow
So you just keep buying drinks for the boys. You just keep having a better and better night. You need money, bro
Yeah
Yeah, Jesse. I need money. What are we gonna get bro?
Bro, just put your soul address in your chat, bro. We'll bless you
They're about us. Yeah, I'll just get on that bro. You only got 200 it lets you do 2,000 a day
All right. Yeah. All right boys. I'm getting the fuck off this fucking game. Oh
Yeah, I'm off this shit. Come on off is crazy. Yeah, please game. Huh? No, bro
I'm not playing no fucking video games, bro. I'm sure for seven hours 30 minutes, bro
I'm not a part timer. I'm gonna just chill Nicole
You know, bro, you don't want to just play one counter strike game
Just to see if you still won rocky league game versus even one for the one time
I know they're doing chat. You're getting off without even calling LG
I see the way wait wait hold on. I'm gonna just keep it real
No fire emojis are nothing
We haven't spoken like a couple months, bro. Honestly. It's almost been about two years. I
Literally just wanted to play a game with you
And it was actually fucking a good time. It was a good chill vibe
But I thought we'd maybe at the end at least get one game in I played with you one
If you leave you're really gonna ruin my night
And you said come be our fifth
and I literally played with you
and then
that was another Jesse
and then my other messages to me are just
a picture of a chicken nugget dancing
and then triple T, I'm crying
go ahead and show them, show them, show them
is it the Gadagadio nugget?
no, leak DMs bro, if you really try to talk shit, leak DMs
it might be the Gadagadio nugget
And then he takes me saying you need this badly. What is this?
Like am I tripping though?
There's what is that?
My trippin am I wrong?
What else you said me bro? Oh you sent me another thing. I like randomly this one's at 9 a.m. in the morning
No, I send you hey you also sent me something a long time ago. What is this?
What is that, bro?
I mean, that's what we got in there.
I don't know.
There's a lot of interesting shit in here.
Let me see.
You sent me a picture of Foozie tooth with a black eye.
You sent me this one at midnight, you sent me this.
No, this shit hit it.
Am I stripping?
What else, man? I gotta go really far back.
You randomly sent me this with fire.
He's missing an ear, bro.
I said what? I said you can't hear me or something shit.
I said it's you.
You send a fake picture of me back in the day. It's just not me.
Okay, this is when you sent me in 2024 in the middle of the night.
You spam send me this. I don't know what this is.
What did I just download?
Nice
Get out the guy. Oh nugget
Just want to say
Me this I don't know what this one's sad. Appreciate you looking out, bro
There's me slipping on my money, bro, just want to say appreciate you looking out, bro
I hope you're doing good. Oh
This one you sent me randomly in 2024
Another one from 2024, I don't know what this is.
God, I don't know what this is.
But I've been kidnapped, Nigel!
Not me!
You don't like it?
Yeah.
But I've been kidnapped, Nigel!
I've been carried home, I've grown sweaty
to come from sweaty clothes
to come from that night!
What if I need to curse?
I think I'll just get back.
Yeah, I will!
That's it!
That's it!
That's it!
I was stuck in the heads of a trunk and a
Jesus bad
Alright boys, I gotta go
Check out what's going on
Can we at least do like 10 Reels or 10 Tiktoks?
We're going to Roblox
At least 10 Reels or Tiktoks on the screen share
Or both
Or 20
I don't know what
Roblox debates is so easy bro
We just go in and we just debate some people real quick
You wanna go in and we'll block the Bates
But it's let us bug like 20 scrolls right here. I
Don't it's gonna be just all course audio audio. We need audio though. It's gonna be all course shit
As you finally ventured out and made a prank myself
I had recently put a post on my Facebook asking at what would like to see from him and somebody
That's pretty impressive.
Hey, rest in peace.
Fuck off.
What?
You never saw this?
No.
Bro?
It's a classic.
One life.
You don't know the way to master the vehicle.
Turn it off.
This is so not-so-perfect.
I can't believe it.
You just turned 50.
Hey!
You just turned 50.
Hey!
You just turned 50.
Hey!
You just turned 50.
Hey!
You just turned 50.
Hey!
You just turned 50.
Hey!
You just turned 50.
Hey!
I
You answering that call though or no no shit
Because like time travels interest me that's just for a good travel what if you're traveling in the seventh dimension
10th dimensional travel hovering is 10th dimensional travel, but also
hover travel specifically
Could be something interesting
It's like time to get in the question that what's going on guys. So one thing that's
And the rockets red glare
The bombs bursting in air
Gave proof through the night
Hey that our flag was
Go to their videos, they have if you shoot your end videos
Oh say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
Or they land of the free
Not bad, bro.
And the home of the brave.
Nice, bro.
When you're pickaxing a tree, what's the first thing you should do?
Um, break it?
No!
You should not!
I'll say so.
I'm just a derpy potato.
Do you remember, like, two...
Where did you put your T-Nite, huh?
Okay.
You know me now.
Oh, that was all the good memes, right?
Come on, Darius.
Hey, Darius.
You got your receipt?
Darius, why do you have a flamingo, bro?
Come on!
Come on!
Bro, what is your feet?
If I came back there and I tickled you, would you be mad at me?
I don't even know, like, why you would do that in the first place.
Is this illegal?
I-I-I don't know.
Actually, I don't know why someone would do that in the first place.
I don't know either. That'd be weird.
That'd be a weird thing to do.
It would be.
This guy off.
Wait, wait.
So they have a left handed or a right handed.
What's up, Jaden?
Hey guys, today is a wonderful day.
How's it going?
What's it?
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Look at the aura.
What's it?
Hold up.
Thursday.
LTV.
Oh, give me some bullshit, bro.
Come on.
Like, where's the shit?
Look, you some eggs with a baby.
This song goes hot.
Oh, it's your boy Dax and I'm here.
Boy Dax and I'm here. Yeah, we should never forget how lucky we are
She'll you you're in the clan
I'll see you later.
Ready, go!
Hey!
Oh, Sherpa!
Wait, he gets to start now.
He gets to start.
Oh, that's so smart to do that.
And then I go,
and I change something under here,
under my team tea house something very cool and scary here we go scary
breakfast and bed no more wonder why we can't eat breakfast and bed anymore
yeah oh no why are we eating breakfast and bed no more
oh come on give me some
is that good oh shit what the fuck is that
All right, I'm here with two Boston legends. We got Bob Sweeney and John Dunleavy. John,
how you feeling after your first full day of competition?
I think I did pretty well.
Yeah, I got a good cheering squad too.
How's it going ladies?
This is my baby.
I'm trying to do 50% straight.
I don't think this is the one that's going to harm them.
Dude!
Okay.
What are you doing?
Are you from the Repson?
Okay, here we go.
Here we go.
Who's that for?
Hey!
Who the fuck is this?
Hi, I'm Lucas and maybe we'll drive a funky and I think all of us
with that song.
What?
Why did you say?
Why did you?
Can you guess?
That's my favorite one.
Wait, this is the guy who lives around the corner.
I see this McLaren.
I see this McLaren.
My reels are ass, bro
Spider-Man 77
I can see right here.
Honestly, I didn't really want to open this, but I mean I might regret it.
It's still just like fun and exciting.
Good at it.
I'm sorry, I'm like, it's hard for people to open it.
What a bad scroll though.
You want to scroll it?
Yeah.
Alright, let's check out your reels, screen share.
Oh, let's see what I got.
Hello.
Mine's Fair Play.
That's it, yours is rough.
Let me know when you're in.
There we go.
I don't hear any audio.
I hear audio.
Maybe you gotta turn it off, Jesse.
What is this guy?
I'm looking at raw stream.
Here we go.
Oh, you're doing a little backwards?
Yeah, that's a general idea.
All right.
Morning to old f-
Aw!
Hey!
Push up your d-
Maybe he's saying in the comments that this guy's cheating though, so I don't know.
Bro, you are crazy.
Watching this happen.
70 likes.
Yeah, I think PC might be not good.
Yeah, PC's like bug, bro.
Hey, no, keep it going.
Okay, okay.
Wait, go up?
Okay.
Okay.
You're supposed to be Mag Citrus-y.
Yeah, bro, I wouldn't know.
I'm blowing it through a paper towel with driver's sheets in it and I'm on the basement.
I'm looking up.
It's skip, it's skip, man.
Oh, you mess me share some words PC algorithm sucks
Say that I didn't want to know yeah PC algorithm is mid mid cheese
I'm getting no good. What is this? Oh?
Yeah, my shit on phone is like no skits. Yeah me too
Dinosaurs have can you just shut your tight pussy ass?
I
Think I'm fucking getting out here. Yeah, listen man. We're back soon. Yeah
Maybe see your end. No, we see each other. See y'all around. See y'all on a flippity-flip. All right, Jess
I just talk soon
And that's for you ladies. Go fuck yourself
All right. All right, Jesse. Yeah, my Porsche round and wrong peace out dude
All right chat little seven hour 45 minute stream not bad shout not bad shout at all good streams today up
good fucking streams today I bet I'll be live you know what should I just go live tomorrow just
for you guys bro. Like shut up bro. Like just for you guys man. Like just for you guys bro.
Okay fine. If you guys call me, if you guys call me daddy right now, I'll think about it.
I'll think about going live tomorrow. I'll think about it. Daddy, daddy, daddy. Ha!
Dude look! These are all the people in my chat who are gay for me. Ha! Everyone
at them and laugh bro all these guys are gay for me yo yo all these guys are
actually gay for me yo and then you got thank you for the 200 bits bro all
right y'all listen good stream today thank you for the subs today thank you
for the dough knows thank you to anyone who followed the stream thank you for
all the gifted subs today anyone who subbed that I didn't see and honestly
guys for choosing to watch me over any other streamer y'all choose to watch
me and that's much appreciated bro so much appreciated by the chat you guys are
goaded w stream thank you to the stable I like streaming because I get to read my
chat I'll be honest with you you guys I'll give it to you guys you make me
giggle here and there so I love you guys so in the Twitter column X-Mesh more
calm make sure you guys are good in the calm you know be weird you know what
I'm saying and um
I love you boys, let me see the blue in the chat. Hey wish so keep it up, bro. I'm gonna raid zilki
Wish you good luck in a tournament, you know keep company and
I love you boys
And the police!
We don't know all my niggas, you ain't had you up to no.
None of my niggas, they came in with their scrubs.
You should see this, I know all my kids got blown back.
I'm gonna hit my brother down when you ask.
At the time my mama, yeah, I got it rax.
At the time my twin, yeah, we got that day.
If he's so, if he's stunk, you like that.
If he love me, he like that.