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06-30-2026 ยท 7h 37m
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So take the phone out of breath, send still friends in your mind
Hang it on a shelf in good health and good time
Textures and memories and dead skin on trial
Through what it's worth, it was worth all the while
It's something unpredictable, and in the end it's right
I hope you had the time of your life
At much of a club, that's two times two
Man, this shit, dawg, ain't a world-time song
Yeah, my eyes red, but I'm no diamond
If you gonna run up, that's all I am
You know, I ain't ballin', usual like Kobe
With his world brother, haters that don't know me
He say that he tough, then that boy gotta show me
All I've been in trouble at the plug on the 4G
Say my name three times like I'm Tony
Diamonds, TV, ESI, Popeye, guess I heard my role, Lee
I ain't never believe nothing that you told me
These niggas keep sneaking, sending termites to my homie
Yo, I was at his middle, I was also lonely
When you're anything, they never hear me when I call you
I ain't never been a boy
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Yeah, I just fucked your bitch, sorry
Man, I played that on my shawty
But it ain't one less game, sorry
No, I'm not even no game, it's a tarry
Yo!
I'm gonna be calling
Yeah!
She's stalling, she's stalling
Missing my side, but I'm gonna call her and call her
No, no, no, no, no, not feeling the solid, not feeling the solid, not feeling the solid.
I'm feeling it.
Oh, it's a...
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Hey!
Ahhhh!
Ahhhh!
Yeah!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Hahaha!
yeah
Julie with the fire, thank you my home
thank you moon what's gold
what's gold Lewis what's gold I say what up bet
what up moon what up red what up all the what up old man what up CD
what up gola what's gold big whale thank you so much for the subs
Say what it says.
Julie with the 10!
If you want to stop, say me!
Say me!
Say me!
Matter!
Thank you for the fucking seven months,
20 months from Zeal, Thomas, Thomas!
Party with the too much will, with the seven months jab,
with the 27 months good, what can you tell?
Start was good!
Start was good!
Hey, who has a watch streak to say more now?
No.
Who has a watch streak?
13 gifted from Birdie Goldstein.
That's my that's my lawyers brother shout out party goal scene. What's up there?
Hey, share your watch streets, bro. Share your watch sheets
Good morning good morning good morning good morning
Stay in there six months towards the five months at week 20
low for the 16 21 months of unsuperstarred
Black club they were two months in shit
Thank you so much!
Challenge with the 10 kisses!
Can I get that? Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you for the 10 kisses!
cane
stay
fucking one into the stable community can I get an emote of the day what is the
emote of the day I'm trying to do the emote of the day bro I'm trying to see
bro I'm trying to focus the problem what is the emote of the day honestly bro
give me an email to describe something with football something with football
Cause I'm starting to watch football bro, I'm gonna keep starting to watch, I'm gonna love love is a whore
I don't care where y'all stay bro, I'm gonna love love is a whore bro
Like give me a fucking emo bro
Call me the love love is a whore bro
Yes, yes, this is the emo of the day, the global emo
Go hype
Not a bad shout, not a bad shout at all
Good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning
Yo Chunky, thank you for the 26 months running, what's good? I'm back daddy, hello matter
Good morning to everyone. Yo guys, be honest, does drinking coffee give me a disadvantage
at life or an advantage at life? Bro, I don't know what it is, this shit feels like crack
cocaine. This shit feels like just, it feels good, bro. Like I just feel like I wanna, bro,
I'm so angry right now, where can I buy a fucking chainsaw, bro? Like where can I buy
a fucking chainsaw, bro? Like I'm dead ass, bro I'm dead ass so angry right now. Like
I need something, bro. I need something. I need something. Why? Why are you guys putting this? Why? Who is that? Who is this dude that did this?
Like who is that, bro? What basketball player is that again? Or is he not a basketball player? Am I a weirdo?
I don't know. We're gonna find out in about five seconds whenever one answers.
Jimmy bootler shout out Jimmy bootler, bro. Um, good morning to the stable community. Um,
guys.
First things first, out of the agenda.
Ron, why didn't you go live yesterday?
I gotta take my headset off for this one.
Bro, I got a text message from Lebron telling me that he was genuinely gonna switch teams.
Now hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, why are y'all saying cap?
Bro, he invited me out to dinner, it was me, him, Rice and Brawny, and we were talking
about the future of just what we're gonna do.
I don't know if y'all saw the news man.
I don't know if y'all saw the news, bro.
Um, LeBron James is now traded.
LeBron James is now traded.
The Fortnite skin, LeBron James, will reportedly leave the Lost Angels Lakers in place somewhere else.
He's not traded yet, but he's going to be.
A hundred gifted from Caled? Oh my god, pause the sad music for one second. Can everyone
say thank you right now? One hundred fucking gifted? Brother, you know what bro? You're
probably wondering, yo, Ron, I just gave you $500. Do something very cool for me, it'd
different. I got you, bro. There you go, bro. Enjoy it. I don't know what to say, bro.
I don't understand why you would ever give Stumble Robert a fucking $500 worth of subs.
All I do is just sit here, beg for attention, and just, you know, just sit here and talk
about absolutely nothing, bro. But thank you for the fucking hundred gift. Can we all got
Thank you for that guy man. Do you think his money went to good use or no?
Hey, let's just talk about it for one second. Do you think his money went to good use or not really? Oh
No, absolutely not. No, no, okay. Thanks
Wait, I looked fat from that angle. Let me switch. Yo listen, thank you for the hundred fucking gifted everyone say
Thank you right now. I don't know how but we're still oh never mind actually
We just went under 30k so you know, but I'm gonna stop talking about this
Should I just disable my sub count like that shit is just like yo David a five gift of tix. Thank you so fucking much
I think you've been a hundred fucking gifted yo when I see you at twitch con make sure you have your name on your thing
Anyone who gifted me a hundred subs is getting a free stroke. Yep. Listen
It's a sad day fortnight skin LeBron James will reportedly leave the item shop and the Los Angeles Lakers and play somewhere else
Yep
This is news bro. This is news. He will be leaving the item shop. Yes. This is the saddest day in history
Also another sad day. Actually, I mean this is a kind of a kekwa day to any of my gay MERS in the chat
Somehow clicks got dropped by the greatest player basically
So is clicks ever gonna win an FNCS now that I think about it like now
Now I'm actually asking the real questions, is he ever going to win an FNCS?
No, no.
Honestly Ron, if he wanted to win an FNCS he should play with Stable Ronaldo.
That guy is extremely fucking talented and good in every single type of angle.
Wow, that guy Stable Ronaldo is clearly one of the best players that the game has ever
seen.
We should lowkey watch his highlights on YouTube.
Y'all want to watch my highlights on YouTube, you let me know.
Like genuinely curious.
We don't have to do that.
We don't have to but if y'all want me to watch my highlights, bro. I have no problem whatsoever. No problem whatsoever
Please yes, please yes, please yes. Listen, I'm gonna save it for another fucking day
Okay, I'm gonna save it for another fucking day y'all are gonna be blessed
But I really hope that clicks wins. He's gonna be playing with Higgs on a scale from 1 to 10 to all my gamers in the chat
How good is Higgs enough to win FNCS? I don't know anything about these like players
I know who Higgs is, but like I don't really know how good he actually is like is this enough for clicks to win
He's better than clicks, but is he is he better than that venos or no?
They came 72nd at land
Say on God, say on my life, say on Sonion Ring, say on everything.
Listen, this is a lot of shit.
We're going to react to some more stuff in one second, but one thing I want to tell you
guys is my ski-
What the flying Dutchman was that I just saw 150 people in my check get no ads for 30 days
Go fuck yourself, but thank you at the same time. What's the fudge?
150 gifted from fucking Cali five it can we all say thank you
I don't even know what to do like what do I do bro?
Do I just like spin around on my chair until I pass out like brother 150 fucking gifted brother
That just made me realize that like I don't even care about this guy right here
Like thanks for the reset bro, but honestly you're banned like do we care like dead ass like dead ass role
I do we fucking care like thank you for the 150 gifted subs bro. Holy shit, man
Thank you so much man. Holy crap
Can everyone say thank you right now? What the hell?
What the fuck thank you thank you thank you thank every sub is a burpee
Yo, do you guys think that that's how that works? Do you guys genuinely think that's how that fucking works?
So you want me to do just so I'm understanding I think we may have gotten like 300 subs somehow today already
You guys want me to do 300 burpees within the next five minutes. Are you guys a fucking yo?
Yo secret thing about five gifted everyone say thank you though for real for 250 gifted
I don't even know what to say about that Ron's big nose at the five gifted
How do you have that username on twitch 2x Ram yo guys stop gifting five thumbs? I'm not doing burpees
I'm not doing it. It's not happening. Call me a L Ron. Call me whatever bro
Yo, Ron, can you bless us an end stream?
It's like man, it's like this is this is why I take time off because like I just need to recuperate my brain when
I click the go live button that I deal with fucking people like this
Also for anyone who doesn't know my schedule for the next week because you guys are like oh, you don't stream your part timer
Tomorrow I
Low-key want to watch the USA game on stream. That's number one also tomorrow. I'm getting rid of the Porsche
That's number two a lot of y'all are probably gonna be like what what are you talking about?
Are you getting rid of the Porsche? I'm not actually getting rid of it. Kekwa Kekwa Kekwa Kekwa
I'm changing the color so tomorrow is the last day of the pink we could say our goodbyes to it
Maybe we could go on it. We could do the monkey jerking off emote
Last time maybe we do a little last goodbye. Maybe today who knows whatever it might be and then also
Also, also, I don't know what it is, but this dude, Berger,
dead ass is just like, he thinks he runs this house,
but do you see him?
He's dead ass sleeping on my shorts on the window.
He's dead ass sleeping on my shorts on the window, bro.
Like in the sun, bro, in the sun.
Yo, Robby, Robby, Robin is gone, the five gifted.
Is that like a help alert?
What is that?
Robin is gone?
Are you like seeking for help?
Why is that your name?
Did you like kidnap a dude name?
Anyways, I'm not gonna question anything
because you give to me $25.
If you wanna kidnap someone, go ahead.
I mean, actually, no, don't do that.
Bad timing to do that.
Nevermind, listen.
Anyways, yo, it's Burger's day tomorrow.
I ordered him.
Who remembers?
Drop a me if you remember
when Betsy and me built Burger a house.
And it was actually this house right here.
It was that house right there.
Bro, I don't know if I fucked up.
So keep in mind, that right there is 40 inches.
It's not as tall as me. Don't say it's 40 inches. I think or 45 inches. I
Ordered burger an 87 inch house
Now I'm gonna build it etc, but I don't know if I fuck up I don't know if I fucked up
I apparently it's gonna go to the roof
Show it you guys promise you won't leak the burger you guys promise you won't leak the burger
Hold on, let me see if I can get it.
You promise you won't lead to Burger?
Brother, this is like, actually, is it this one?
Hold on.
Yo, Mom, why do you have a banana in your cart from fucking Amazon?
Just go to the supermarket.
Like, the fuck?
Hold on.
Give me a second here.
That's not sus.
Stop being weird.
Fucking weirdos.
Also, by the way, guys, I'm addicted to coconut water.
I'm addicted to coconut water. I need it, bro. I actually need it. Hold on. I'm looking for it right now.
Um, oh here it is. Oh my god.
Oh my god. Hold on.
We're gonna go to Rage's Tweet in a second. Shut up. And that shit is actually sad. Why not sad?
Okay, so I don't really know how good of an idea this is.
But this is what it's gonna look like. It's gonna be a mega mansion for burger.
Um, keep in mind by the way, Betsy built, yeah, yeah, this is, is this not like kind
of upside and you guys are adding burger in my chat.
So, so let me get this straight.
You guys just said you wouldn't fucking leak and then you add him.
Yo, tell bro, you're going to wake him up bro.
Look, he's going to see the notifications.
Yo, not as sad as weird, bro.
You know what?
I'm taking three days off.
Well, listen, we're gonna build this tomorrow. It should be pretty fun
Last time Pepsi helped me build the whole thing and it was half the size of this
Do you think I could build this alone like no troll? Do you think I could build this alone?
No God, no, no hell fucking no
So you guys think I'm incapable of doing anything like that as health in quotations
He built the entire thing and then you put this fucking smiley face with a waterfall coming out of his eyes
Go fuck yourself. Oh, that shit looks like resident evil food. It doesn't make any sense just spamming voice lines, bro
Listen, this is what we're gonna build tomorrow. Um, also on the second
I'm pretty sure
On July 2nd, I will be eating the world's biggest pizza. Don't be of course
Don't do that. Don't do that, bro. Um,
It's
Don't do that, bro. It is this big
So it is 54 inches by 54 inches, I think
It's sir. I think it's about 200 slices or whatever
So I'm thinking any excuse to eat who could I ask for help to eat this like low key?
This is a light snack for me. Okay. Thank you
The hot chip is on the way. Don't say cap. Don't be weird. It is on the way. I'm not a liar. I'm not a scammer. My go-lighter notification will be hot chip when I have it.
Call Lacey. Well, I think Lacey might not be here. I don't know, but it'll be on the second. So whoever's here will help me. If not, I will sit there and eat this the whole day by myself if I have to.
dead ass
On the third on the third we're gonna be doing a shorter stream
I know get your kek was out whatever you want, bro
I have a shoot with rug at early in the morning, and then I also have a shoot for ultra at night
But I will still be going live because I'm a W run ball though
I think that's the day that we're gonna do if you make me laugh. You'll get a hundred dollars
Yes, this will be the first time I give back to my community
I never give back to you guys. So you guys always make fun of me. You always try to make me laugh. Yo come Friday pause
But all you all you people in the chat if you want a free hundred dollars, maybe you could buy GTA with it
Oh only a hundred dollars. Yeah. Yeah, maybe if ten people make me laugh. That's a thousand
What do you want me to do bro? You want me to give ten thousand dollars away for ten people? Like don't fuck yourself, bro
Listen, if you make me laugh, if you make me giggle, come prepared.
Simple as that.
Also, if any of you make me queef, it's a thousand.
Simple.
On the 4th of July, it is, I'm pretty sure it's official.
I could be mistaken.
I'm pretty sure we're going to be doing a core 4th of July party.
I could be mistaken, but I'm pretty sure.
So we will have a day there where we'll be doing something the whole day.
So probably live the whole day and then on the fifth,
me and Adap are going to go to Malibu with the go-karts,
or with the carts.
So yes, that is pretty good.
That is pretty good.
Yes, on the fifth.
Now, hold on Ron, you're probably done right there.
Kekwa, Kekwa, Kekwa.
On the 10th, Friday the 10th,
we are going to be doing a Tifu X Ron stream.
It is officially locked in.
We'll be doing a whole day together.
I don't know what we're gonna do yet.
He said he's gonna plan the whole day.
He wants to do something like a cliff jumping.
I don't really know what that is.
And also learning maybe how to surf.
And then I think we're gonna go fishing
late at night on Sunset.
We're gonna do something fishing related.
And then the day after that is going to be
my first ever World Cup game, cinema.
It is gonna be me, Marlon, Jinxie and Lacey in a suite.
That is going to be my first World Cup game
that I'll be going to in person.
I'm pretty sure that's a good game.
Who's gonna play July 11th?
Who's like on pace to play?
Who's on pace to play?
Who's on pace to play?
I think it's gonna be,
why am I getting a call from agent?
No way, bro.
What's up, bro?
Ah!
Yeah, what's up?
I saw you just parked this shit like that,
he was yapping, so I wanted to save your chance.
Yo, you want to pay a million to kill him?
What time?
Oh, I just went live and I've got a lot of are you playing?
Yeah, are you playing later? No, I just went live
You're an L par timer bro, what the fuck
So what time is a good time to spark because this is 12 30 for me
Fuck you to your European fan base, bro
Well, it's 12 fucking 30 for me. What am I supposed to go live at 7 a.m. Like
Yo, fuck all that bullshit, bro, why are you dodging me because I could come to Atlanta, whatever you still
Okay, so guess what I'm talking about my schedule right now pick a date
I'll come to fucking Atlanta pick a day after the 20th because that's what I'm back from all this World Cup shit
Yep, also Canada's gonna fucking lose buddy
You want me to put money if Canada's not gonna win the World Cup, I'll put a fucking hundred million dollars
I'll put my whole bank on now
21st
21st okay I'm gonna have that written down bro but if you bail bro I'm making
a hate threat on you wait oh my god wait wait wait wait wait wait this is
perfect agent come to the dimension with me
Yeah, I got something to prove bro. Come with me and jimsy
I mean he's probably gonna bail no knowing him chat. He's probably gonna bail right he's the hundred thousand percent gonna bail
So
I just like I got some shit. I'm doing those like I got a big collab with Alfonzo deities, but but you don't even know the date yet
Yeah, no, it's fun today. So it's moving around a lot, but I gotta clear my schedule for it. So I can work around your schedule
You can't know you can't you can't you can't bro
Okay, bro, don't bail on me. If you bail on me, um,
She already already bailing chat classic. You see this is what I'm
This is actually what I'm talking about, bro.
All right, bro. I have you on the 25th right now. That's what I have written. I didn't have a
you on the 25th right now that's what I have written I didn't have anything
planned that day so. Okay, if I 23, 26 two weekends and I have a little bang or I did and I have like three other things we can do.
Oh actually I gotta check, oh no I gotta check my schedule. Oh and going to the
tickets there's just the S. Okay I could move around. What you said the 25th? Yeah 25, 26.
I can do 25th. Yeah. I just I made some space. I bet that's 26 and 26. The 20th.
Why are you pretending like you're fucking taking something bro? Listen bro, I gotta
go back to work. I'll let you know though, but 25th sounds good. Okay. Wait, also did
you want to do a stream with a DuffDoo or no?
It's like, what am I good for, bruh?
Um, listen, guys, I opened up my schedule, W-Rawn, bro.
Look at the schedule, bro.
It's all open just for agent.
That's what a good friend does, man.
Shout out, Rawn, bruh.
Shout out, Rawn, bruh.
W-Rawn.
Um, listen, we're gonna go to my first World Cup game, and then also, I might as well leak
a chat.
I'm going to the Pro-Am.
Okay?
Okay. Alright, listen, Jynx here already said it basically, but bro, yes, I'm going to the problem now.
Now, this year I'm gonna fucking win. I don't fucking care. Fuck stable Renata with the five
gifted. How is this a fucking name on Twitch? I'm actually gonna call my Twitch trip right now.
Like, I'm dead ass here. Like, I'm gonna call my Twitch trip right fucking now to get you banned,
bro because like how is this a fucking name on twitch it doesn't even make any
sense bro like how is this a name you should be banned bro but listen I am
going to the pro ad and then the day after mean clicks are gonna spend a day
together we're going back please go take a shit with the five gifted what are
these names mean clicks are reuniting on the 13th and then I'm pretty sure we
might play division two together
Maybe, and then also, that's it, yeah that's it so far, but W. Ron Voldo for making a schedule,
LOL.
Alright, yesterday, Rage tweeted, today I found out that my best friend of 25 years
has been stealing hundreds of thousands of dollars from me.
After giving him a roof over his head, money in his pocket and endless je- excuse me y'all,
This is for anyone in the chat, close your ears, Rupert.
Endless jobs slash opportunities, he's betrayed me.
YRG will never see Greg again.
So let's see what happened.
Hi, today's the day I found out my best friend.
First and foremost, he's in his boxers.
I don't know what's going on, but he's in his boxers.
His t-shirt is stretched.
What the fuck is going on?
But 25 years has been stealing from me
Whoa, do you fucking see this on his cheek bro? He must have tripped and fell what the fuck?
50 bands minimum 100 my dog
What did there anything for this new year
So they were childhood best friends that one of this got locked up who was there for you?
Well, you was homeless who's there for you?
Whose house have you been living in for a year?
But this is like rocking times a thousand bro like should I have beat rock like what is this bro?
Holy shit
This guy was homeless
And he was in jail and rage helped him right you're a better man than me bro
I would have literally sent him an indeed calm fucking text message
I want to link them straight to the website.
Whose house have you been living in for a year, man?
Who's yours, bro?
So what the fuck?
You gave me the card, bro.
Yo, his face is literally indented.
How?
Bro, what the fuck?
Like, his face is dead ass indented, bro.
You gave me the card, gang.
Yo, it's T.
And then what?
Wait, wait, wait.
When did I give you the card?
For what?
What did I give you the card for?
No, you didn't.
What you're doing if Laze does that to you?
It would be 3 AM.
Nine people with hats would come into Laze's room.
They would kidnap him, take him to an underground park.
And no one would hear from him ever again.
It wouldn't even be no ifs, no buts, no whats, no nothing.
We wouldn't even see each other.
I'm wrong.
I'm wrong.
What would you guys actually do if someone for 25 years like let's just say obviously
I know a lot of you guys are not 25 like Rage's old ass I mean he's like 34 but what would
y'all dead ass do if someone stole like hundreds of thousands of dollars like Rage is a better
man than me bro I would have fucking like bro see me anyone who does anything disrespectful
to me is getting their ass beat. That's just simple how it is, bro. Anyone who disrespects
me, anyone who tries to like do anything to me, it's just, it's over, bro. You have no
ifs, no whats, no nothing. You're done, bro. You're cooked.
Bro, I don't want you to do anything. You don't.
You're not beating anyone up. Saw it? Okay, bet. Tell me I'm not beating anyone up.
I just tripped on my own damn green screen, bro.
I don't even want to do this shit no more, bro.
I'm deadass.
I just tripped on my own green screen, bro.
Whatever, bro.
Whatever.
Whatever.
Oh, L clip form.
Yep, anything I do, bro.
Anything I fucking do.
Why am I getting told that there's a sham's bomb?
What happened? What happened? What? What? I don't want to see you again, man. Ever again
in my life. I swear to God. I see you again and I'm- I will- Wait, did he say if I see
you, I'm gonna politely hug you until you smile? The Los Angeles Clippers are nearing
deal sending Kawai Leonard to Toronto Raptors? Grady dick! Two first-round picks, one pick
swap and two second round resources, ESPN! It returned to Canada for the Raptors! Oh
my god, even I know what this means and I'm a warp, warp, warp, so whore! Wow, bro! He's
going, wow! Is this a good thing? I mean, he's coming home to all my Canadians. Is any
Canadian in my chat happy. I know agent is probably queefing with excitement like I'm actually curious right now
Do respect
Bring it in comes off the team
Listen that's that's actually good brah. That's actually get congratulate explain in fortnight terms um
Sable Ronaldo left NRG to join FaZe, but his competitive career fell off, so he's going
back to NRG, bro.
Yup.
Yup.
Oh shit, I think I'm getting a fucking cavity.
Anyways.
Woo.
I'm doing you a fucking favor right now, nigga.
I don't ever want to see you.
see like do you think rage told told him to get in his boxes for this like just to humiliate him
like i i i mean i get it but like bro what the fuck are you in your boxes dude
we're getting money this ever like that shit is poking too ever just bro reach out yes ever
wow bro this is nuts
What is this?
Now this is a clickbait, this is a clickbait twitter right?
Before I watch this, this is a clickbait twitter, I can tell just by this check mark, bro.
Like I, yeah I was gonna say, I can tell by the gold check mark, bro.
Literally symbolized that, bro.
Also, by the way, for anyone who doesn't know, I saw some shit in the twittercom which
I don't want to see ever again about epic
Please bro, please don't ever send me please bro. I think I found out what the telegram was used for I
Don't want to be affiliated listen. I just want to lock in maybe just stream, you know what I'm saying simple as that, bro
Hey, baby, yeah, bro
Yeah
Oh, what will happen? I'm not mistaken. Correct me if I'm wrong chat, but somehow you guys found that this guy was
He was on like Cam websites, is that what I'm hearing?
Is that what I'm hearing bro? Like he was on like websites. I don't know what I don't know bro
I don't want to accuse so listen
All I'm saying is let's just lock in, bro.
Simple as that.
Did you see the retirement video?
Congratulations.
Y'all won.
I'm quaint.
I'm retired from clubbing.
I'm retiring from university.
Everything.
Because now I'm getting called a liar.
From wrong.
I never even.
And it's spreading and other.
I know.
I'm retiring
So unfortunately, oh that's he fucking give up your credit card
Guys may ever wait wait wait wait. I just saw that she say don't check your bank statements from last year
No, but did you steal money from me? No, you didn't you're not like it
Well, I'm not gonna lie that see even if you stole money from me you probably deserved it
I'm gonna be honest with you. You're a good dude, bro. You're a good fucking dude
I'm gonna be honest with you man if you ain't have you stolen probably deserved it dead ass man
Do not check the core accounts. Oh, no, we're in that deep hole already bro. Yo, Betsy, bro
I miss you. When are we gonna open up some bobs, bro? I'm trying to unlock the new bobs facts or no chat
Who wants to see that bro? They made minion bobcars like dead ass
Can I get a retweet?
What the fuck did I just find in my business?
Sorry, I was sitting at my desk.
Hey, RIP, bro.
Epic is retired, bro.
So unfortunately, this is the last post.
You guys may ever sue me.
Over and under.
He's back tomorrow.
And I wish just he wouldn't come, but they did.
Hope you all are happy.
That's a sign out probably for good
Oh, no
Yo, Maya, thank you for the five gifted dude. Thank you so much, dude
Thank you Maya much appreciated with a PW appreciated. Why did my chatter either disclose? Hey, this shit low key can make a grant grown man cry, bro
now
Honestly, Josh, we just give him my credit card
Like that ass should we just give him my credit card?
LeBron James started his day at 5am listening to GZ before telling the Lakers he vote we
were returning home LeBron has grey hair, is it over this time?
I'm not even kidding, it's actually gonna be so sad when he retires.
And I know a lot of people call me LARP LARP SAFOR, but like, I feel like you don't even
have to watch basketball to understand like, imagine just seeing like, the greatest player,
the greatest father on and off the fucking court.
Just like, retire, bro.
like this is like watching your dad just like quit man this is sad bro this is
dead-ass fucking sad man I this is like I don't know but this is like this is like
Ron leaving fortnight like it's just unheard of like everyone's just gonna
miss this I'm watching your stream on the toilet like that's really nice to
know that someone has their penis out probably dangling right now on the
toilet while letting out shit typing in my chat with the fucking emote of a
fucking cat bro thanks for telling me bro thanks for fucking telling me much
appreciated oh nice did you see this I mean who's LeBron realistically gonna go
to like realistically speaking who's he gonna go to I don't think he's gonna go
back no he's definitely not gonna go back to the caps I don't think so I don't
I think that's just like a gimmick. I don't think he's gonna go. No. I have a feeling he's gonna go towards
The
I could see him going towards the Hornets, bro
You know after they lost Lamello like I have like a weird feeling like he wants to just
He wants to just go to the Hornets, bro. Simple as that, bro. Simple as that man. Simple as that
W. Lark. No, actually, the Shanghai Sharks are calling my name. Wait, does that mean
Brawny's the new star player on the Lakers? I just realized. Wait, he just ditched his son!
Wait, I just realized! Luca, Bro, Loki, Brawny, I don't want to be the guy to say it.
I'll be the one to say it. Also, by the way, calling me Lark Lark Sahour worked.
Yesterday, I watched the full game, Paraguay versus Germany, and I'll be honest with you,
that was the most entertaining game I've ever watched.
And I know a lot of you are going to say that wasn't even entertaining.
Bro, for someone who doesn't know anything about it, bro, I was watching with Woz.
Bro, this shit was actually so good to watch.
It low-key made me want to start getting into football.
Call me LockLockSahore, go ahead.
Bro, this shit made me want to get in.
It made me want to get in so badly that I even watched the Morocco game, and this morning
I watched the Holland!
I watched Norway!
Hold on, I'm turning on my fan.
Bro, I'll be honest with you guys!
Was Germany playing that?
Bro, that guy missed like a ton of fucking...
Wait, hold on.
What the fuck?
My AC doesn't work!
What the fuck what is Berger doing came to see him.
I'll be honest with you bro Germany sold crazy.
I watched dude did anyone can I watch the clips on stream or am I gonna get banned?
Well, I get banned or no?
Well, I get banned?
Bro, are you serious?
You will?
Bro, I lowkey want to watch it.
Rest in peace, Lacey.
What are you?
You would never guess who appears.
Okay
Shut up messy. I gotta go. I gotta go. I gotta go
Okay, I'm not even kidding how much money has messy gotten you think during this world cup like this dude must have got
He's beginning paid like well this guy's printing money
You're messy. Yeah, kid. He knows
What are you doing here?
Mess is kind of cute, bro. Like I don't know what it is. He's just like a cute dude
Spiderman the spider tracker. Wait, are you looking for spider-man? See it? Just just wait here. Okay?
Walk him then stable Renoto walks in New York
Hey, I heard you're looking for me see you good with heights come on
Holy like
green screen bad like bro who edit yo this guy got paid like a hundred million
dollars to literally say see five times coma once and that looks like AI bro hey
you know a fucking they paid too much money they can't afford the CGI that's
why they should have paid me bro like I would have taken this for 1000s of what
But hey bro, it works, bro, congrats.
Is the Spider-Man movie gonna be good, you think?
I don't watch Spider-Man that much.
Is it gonna be good?
Yes, yes, low-key, low-key.
What is the best Marvel movie?
Is Spider-Man Marvel or no?
What's the best Marvel movie?
Endgame?
Yeah, but the thing is about Endgame is Iron Man dies, bro.
I saw that shit, bro. That's kind of fucked
That's not spoilers, bro
That's not spoilers, bro. The game's been out or the movie's been out forever, bro. That's not spoilers like
God bro. Okay, so I'll run me bro like like whatever
Like whatever bro
Wait, what's the new one coming out not the spider-man isn't there like a
Something else coming out. Yo, hello. I was gonna watch it later L spoiler. Go fuck
yourself. Oh yeah, Doomsday. When did it's Doomsday come out? When is that? I lowkey
want to watch that, bro. I don't really watch it like that, but I lowkey want to watch that.
December. Should we do a stream where we go to the movies dressed up like the characters
and do fake spoilers? I saw the milk boys do that like years and years and years and
years ago. Just stumbled upon a lopie ad.
Let me out. I'm gonna kill you.
It's the World Cup. Still on sportsbooks? You're getting robbed.
What the fuck is this?
Holly Market, there's no house and no limits when you win. Just you against real people.
World Cup's on. Use the promo-
How is Loki just like-
What code below are you-
How did he do this, bro? Like this isn't an ad for me but like...
like bro how do he like whatever Lopie bro however you get it bro get it I
don't know how he gets this shit but a fucking man you got a he got a five
more guy before me bro I'll fucking wrong um what else bro what else did I
miss yo by the way when does the French it's France for Sweden today right yeah
what time is that at 2 p.m. is that 2 p.m. my time is this 2 p.m. my time
Yeah, actually, what else would it be?
I'm a fucking burger, bro.
Yo, now I know you guys probably don't love when I go full cam and watch things, it's
kind of boring, but would y'all hate if I watched this game?
I lowkey want to watch a game, bro.
And I know people don't like that shit, but it's like, bro, I lowkey want to watch a fucking
game.
I've been like, I was like, I don't want to be cringe,
but like I'm getting into it, bro.
And I know y'all could say like I'm a lark,
whatever it is, I know, go ahead.
But bro, I actually like watching it.
So does that make me a loser trying to get into it?
Like, God damn, bro.
Like, God damn, God damn, bro.
Like I want to get into it.
Should we watch it with Lays?
Maybe me and Lays watch party?
Not a bad show, not a bad show.
But I'll be honest with you, I want my first game to be with you guys in person, and I'm excited.
Don't let FIFA fool you.
France, Sweden, heavy, heavy, heavy said how.
Tongue, tongue, tongue, so where?
What?
English to Swedish.
Bro, I'm not even kidding, I was talking to Marlon yesterday.
Yo, he really thinks Sweden is going to win against France.
Like, he thinks Sweden has a chance against France.
Like, I'll be honest with you, like, there's not even a chance, right?
But there's not even a fucking chance, right?
Yeah.
Who's going to be in the finals?
It's going to be Argentina for sure though.
Like, dude, Messi might actually, like, call me a LARP bro, but I learned a little bit.
Messi actually might win back-to-back World Cups.
That's like me winning back-to-back FNCS's, man. Like dead serious.
What is this? What are you just letting me? Is that a virus?
Um, Ron, click this? What?
Ex-U.C. lost control of his Lamborghini Huracan Technica and nearly crashed into a pole.
I'm going to put it back.
Nice and speed.
Black steering from the back of the throttle.
I'm going to put it back.
Excuse me.
Jesus Louise.
Did he have traction control off?
Did he have traction control off or no?
I would assume, yeah.
See, I can tell right here.
Look how you see how the wheels turned.
I'm not a warp.
Look. Let me get to the accelerator.
I'm going to put it back.
Let me guess, did he accelerate?
Yup, you can hear it.
Never ever accelerate XQC with the wheel fully turned like that!
Yup, he tried to, yup.
Bro, see, this is why we need real race car drivers on the road like me.
True, bro, I'm not a LARP, I'm not a fucking LARP.
Speaking of race car driver, I'm pretty sure I saw this morning, um, if I'm not mistaken,
Um...
For this clip.
Lucky bitches.
Oh, sorry!
That was my bad.
I gotta check my, uh, my, my...
Dude, it must be kinda crazy how anything someone does on the poker side.
You instantly go to LSF.
That's kinda nothing now that I think about it.
Like for me, like when I do something bad, like my chat just puts like Keqwa and then calls me a stupid idiot.
Bad.
But like, holy shit, like, what?
Wait, is she in a Tesla?
Oh, sorry.
Oh, I don't-
Oh, sorry.
Wait, why did the Tesla not detect this?
Is this a fake Tesla? Re-batch from T-Move.
My bad.
That was my bad.
Listen man, honestly, extra Emily, you don't deserve this.
Everyone makes mistakes, everyone fucks up in their life.
As long as you just come back harder, you know what I'm saying, come back stronger.
You know, sure, you might have hit a good luck everybody I turn now type of moment.
But hey, you know what I'm saying, you're, I'm just a girl, like, you know, listen, let's
Let's do a race car stream, yeah.
Ugh!
What is this?
Rating the Corboys performance at the Diamond Gym, starting with Silky.
Now he showed up in all of them.
Oh, I know how this is going to go.
Look to the workout and still quit compared to all the other guys who went through the
entire lift.
I'm rating Silky's performance a 3 out of 10.
Then there's Jason, who actually should be the most comfortable out of all the Corboys
because this is his second time here and I'm not going to lie, it really showed here.
He seemed to give some really good effort and of course the form eventually broke down
but he really never stopped.
I'm rating Jason's performance a 8.5 out of 10.
Now they made this dude do hundreds of extra pushups and reps but he was just like Jason.
He seemed to just get the work done.
So I'm rating Ron's performance an 8.5 out of 10.
Thank you for once in my fucking life.
For once in my fucking life, bro.
Now a lot of y'all are going to type question marks.
You're going to type cap.
Bro, this is actual facts.
For the first time ever I can actually calmly say this, brother, I didn't even do bad in
the Diamond Gym.
The only thing was, all I did was just burpees and pushups.
Like that's all I did, bro.
That's literally all I did.
So like no one can say I did bad.
This is all they made me do.
Ten is well-adapt.
Now he's- But that's why I'm going back, bro.
I'm sure the comments agree too.
Giving Ron anything above a six is crazy.
Let's rate job applications.
Ron did nothing.
So people just type Ron did nothing just because they know people are gonna just like just like enjoy it, bro
Definitely one of these stronger core boys which helped them out during this workout. But like uh
Bro this is why I'm going back though. I'm gonna go back to the diamond gym. I promise you guys I'm going back, bro
I'm going fucking back, bro. I'm gonna go back and I'm gonna do it right
I'm gonna go back and I'm gonna do a fucking right man for you guys. I
I already told had a hotty that I want to do leg day mixed in with with biceps
Yep, I want to do leg day. I
Want the truth. I want the truth thing bro. I want everything pause. I
Want it all bro. Can you make your ass clap or no? Why don't people like you get timed out?
I don't understand. How do I see those seven messages like do I not have a mod team?
Like dead ass, bro. God fucking damn. Like, can I make my ass clap? What do you think,
bro? Like genuinely curious, like what do you think? Like genuinely curious, like what do you
think, bro? Do you think my ass claps? I'm a grown fucking man. Like god fucking damn, bro.
Um, do you remember this?
Where did the link just go?
Remember when Lacey tried to use it ice cream truck to reboot Stable Ronaldo?
Bro, this is actually good times. Like, hated or not when we, when I played Fortnite OG, like when it first came out, it was probably one of the most fun times ever.
Like just and this is going for like anyone like not even just streaming wise
Like I'm sure you guys had so much fun when OG fortnite came back for the first time
What could they do to fortnite to make like a ton of players like like return?
I miss this
He was so big oh my god like now that I look back at this yo Lacey was ginormous, bro
Like I don't know like that's kind of crazy, bro. He was yeah give him credit where credit is new bro
Lacey lost fucking mad wait
Like what bro he used to be fucking ginormous
What is this brawny looking around to see where his dad went? Yo, this is
This is fucked up man, this is fucked up man, this is fucked up.
I feel bad lowkey, I feel like the Lakers need me, like that ass, I feel like the Lakers
need me bro, they need me?
I saw the Kawhi trade bro, I saw the Kawhi trade, what is this?
That ass poppers ass swinger.
Listen, I don't know anything about this bro, I don't know anything about that company,
I could say the positive things that came from it. Yo, please guys, bro. Please stop making me epic
Yes, I don't know how you guys find this but I guess you guys have the same for you pages me famous people have the same
For you pages you guys I guess I mean whatever bro
I
Saw an SVJ. I said a shit funny no more. I mean bro. Is there ever a world where we get this car?
Like brother, do you see this shit brother?
This car is cooked if you guys ever thought like maybe I have a chance brother
The lowest car is for a million dollars with 20,000 miles. Yeah, this is cooked
I'm actually about to sell ass no troll
I'm like genuinely considering selling buns like I'm genuinely considered selling my asshole, bro
Motherfuckers are saying take a gambling deal. I don't even think a gambling deal will pay for this
I think I did us need to sell ass like dead serious like
This is actually fucking disgusting 1.5 million dollars, bro
I'd rather give that back to charity or do excessive research on stopping period crass for all women, bro
Then buy a fucking million dollar plus car
dead ass
No, I mean, that's not cat bro
Alex told me he would give me yeah, bro. Guess what who remembers Alex G's SVJ who remembers dropping me
members, bro
Bro, he was going to sell me that car. He literally gave me an offer off-camera. He said y'all sell you to you for like a million dollars
Brother, I said no the car is now 1.7 million dollars
Yeah, I mean it's just like wrap this shit up, bro
wrap this shit up, bro
Ask XUC to buy me one. Yeah. Oh, yeah, that's actually a good idea. Oh 13 comments
I miss IRL's high-key desktops are good and all but there's just more content around IRL
I feel like this is just bait at this point for like Twitter calm interactions, man
This has 13 comments, and I can't even see any of the comments somehow
Bro, I just told you we're doing three IRL streams next week that are big how about you just shut up and lock in also guys
I know it's hard to believe but
There's gonna be a time where stumble Roberto is gonna be 28 years old
And he's probably not going to live in a content house.
He's probably going to live by himself with Lays maybe and his girlfriend.
So you know what I'm saying?
Sometimes desktops aren't that bad.
Sometimes desktops create the best memories.
Who was there for every single iconic stable remodel moment?
It was a lot desktops.
Just be happy, bro.
We have a good combination.
What else did I miss?
Anything important?
Anything important?
It's a 224.
Hello everyone.
What is this?
Hello everyone.
This is your day.
It's a 224.
Ron.
Come here.
No.
Mommy's going to count down from five real slow.
Is that okay for you?
Jesus.
Oh God.
Is that okay?
This is not the same outfit.
Yeah, this is- oh man.
Four.
Oh god.
Uh-uh, slower.
Alright, yeah, let's skip past this clip.
Nice.
No, you hang up.
You do that too, but what?
Oh boba.
No, you hang up.
Okay, bye-bye.
Oh boba.
Hang on to that too, but what? Oh boba. No you hang up. Okay. Bye. Bye
Dude, now that I look back row I was so chopped
Wait, nothing's changed. I just play the same sounds and everything. It's an adult
Okay, so I'm gonna go data 16 year old then because that's an adult
No, no, no, no, no, no, there's context missing
There's extreme this this person was trying to justify
This person was trying to justify that they're like dating this person and I said oh so that makes it okay
Then I'm gonna go do this and I did a hypothetical and then I said right after this
Good look for this. Oh, it's shit moving though. Why does he have such a big print at this age?
Oh, I gotta call him. Why why why why Kai owns me now? What if I said? I don't care
Maybe maybe there's actual stable files, bro
Oh
I'm gonna let's get past this one. Yeah
heaven 2000 in these because back when you were humble what the fuck are you
even talking about why you look so good for a son yeah like like listen
listen there you know what's crazy there's so many out of context clips
back then and I'm just like I'm not ready for those to come to life I got clips
let me know the stable files are real bro don't believe anything you see on the
internet um important mail this is why I downloaded the new chat arena because
when I see people post this shit and I hover over the link it says what it is
you
you
you
you
you
Band off the cord.
The blonde, wherever, wherever you go, we will support.
Maybe hit him with a, hold on, where's that emoji?
Where is it, where is it, where is it?
There we go.
That's good.
Burger, get the fuck away from that bag.
Oh, I'm gonna eat you, burger.
That's not dick riding bro. That's actually not dick riding. What the fuck is that, bro?
Well, who the fuck is this under my tweet?
Burger! Stop! That's a $10,000 cash! I will fucking...
Come here. Stop!
Stop!
Nice flex asshole, alright bro, you know what, go fuck yourself.
neon accidentally hit ump from the diamond gym in the nuts?
whoa, whoa, whoa, is he deadlifting?
holy...
oh, that's a...bro, he's gonna fuck up his back
nah, I'm not even kidding, bro
Yo, but I mean, Unk probably has like metal down there like
Some some some some some
Nah
If that was me, I probably would have been grabbed by my fucking head and he would have pulled my head off of my neck
I'm not even kidding somehow. He would have just he would have grabbed my head and just yanked me off of my neck
And I would have been decapitated on the second bruh
Damn, bro, I like on man. I miss him bro. I actually can't wait to go back
If there was an award for the finest group, they're taking it. Oh my god, bro. I told you ladies think I'm fine. Look at this shit
I'm sexy
Marlon's a chug
No D-Con of Marlon, I'm da da da
I'm gonna be honest with you bro like Marlon lowkey drags us down like I feel like I saved
the group like lowkey like I lowkey saved the group bro
Like just a little bit, bro.
Like just a tad bit, bro.
Wait, when does the game start?
I'm gonna watch that soon.
It starts in about 30 minutes, right?
Bro, where, okay, can I watch it illegally,
or will I get banned?
Will I get fucking banned?
Will I get banned?
You'll get banned?
Wait, can I watch it full cam with audio?
Yes or no?
Can I?
Watch it on people watch it in person. I would assume you could watch it with audio. Yeah, yo Marlin
Lacey
Yeah, Jason, you do damn y'all are all going to the game, huh?
Wait, what do you mean you're trying what happened
your uber got to a car accident or what the fuck
um that's
they said I didn't
they thought Jason the wean was a terrorist
Merlin do I see you covering the Adidas logo with a fucking tape
Yo wait so is Jason Yugi and Lacey gonna watch Sweden get swept today or what like is that what the goal is?
That's money too or something?
Marlon, there's gonna be 4-0.
You wanna make it better now?
How much money do you wanna actually bet?
I'm gonna get you holds.
Okay yeah.
Okay, if Sweden wins, I'll give you $1,000.
Okay, but if they lose, you gotta give me, you gotta give me $800.
What?
Okay, I'll take that.
You'll take...
Find it, find it, find it, find it.
Put 500 on them and you can make 5,000 if they need you.
Fuck you, man.
Oh, Sweden is not fucking winning.
There's not even a fucking chance.
I don't even know soccer, I don't know football, whatever you want to call it.
They're not fucking winning.
Dude, you can have the 0's in the final.
You're on your best player's spatter to beat.
You know what I'm saying?
This name's Gallo Kress.
What is his name?
What is it?
Galu?
Guy Oakhurst or something.
Guy.
GY.
GY.
Oh.
Uh-huh.
It's okay.
Wait, Victor?
His name is Victor?
Oh.
This is the best player?
No.
Yes, he is.
Oh, God.
He looks like Ellen DeGeneres.
God, no.
Oh, God.
Like, search him up now, so they don't look at his,
like, search him up in 2026.
God, bad years.
Oh, bad.
Wait, I'm confused. This guy's fat. What does that make me?
I mean he look easy a little bit. All right boys. Good luck at the game. Um, I'm gonna be watching
Are you taking a bet with me or no
You're gonna do a 500 500 500 flat them
All right, that's peace do I win that bet do I win that better? No, do I win that bet?
Well, I'll be honest with you like I don't really watch footy bro, but like I
Don't know man like maybe I'm just in a lark season right now
But like I'm just kind of happy like I don't know what it is
But is this what it feels it feels like to experience this type
enjoyment for a sport like I look he liked watching the game yesterday with ladies
New tap-cap leak. Okay. Yep, and this is where I just stopped clicking on links for the day
I don't know bro. It's the World Cup man. It's the World Cup
I'm excited man watch highlights, bro
But I'm worried to watch highlights because everyone tells me that you can get banned. I didn't XQC get banned, bro
Like I swore he got banned
Yeah, he did that was for fresh games
So I could watch games so if I wanted to watch the Holland shit today, I could watch it or no
By the way, I did see how Holland played today. That's a master class, bro
Holland is actually like he's so tall and sexy like I don't know how to describe it
But he just looks like a he looks like a brick wall, bro. He just runs at people. I'm not a larp
I'm not a larp, I'm not a larp, I'm not a larp,
stop calling me a larp, bro.
Don't watch Norway highlights or get bent.
What does that mean, I'll get bent?
Brother, it's banned.
You fucking stupid?
It's not bent.
Is this the highlight?
I was told that July 1st is Loose Appreciation Day.
I'm just gonna skip back and watch, bro.
Will the comments on July 1st, will they be good?
Will they be positive?
I love you, handsome man, thank you so much.
My favorite streamer of all time, that one of my friends.
That one.
That's the thing.
You saved my life.
Thank you so much, man.
I'm not people who say that you saved my life.
You saved your life.
Somebody said you're cute.
Damn, loads of appreciation day tomorrow.
Do I throw something on the grill?
I don't know what to say.
I think I've been in this scenario for a while.
Thank you.
Yo, aren't they making like a movie about loads?
Like I saw someone like post it on like TikTok, bro.
What's the website called?
No, there's like something that someone made, bro.
It's this?
Bro.
It's not, it's not Loast, bro.
What is it?
It's a movie website.
Does anyone know what I'm talking about or no?
Read donations.
But never donate money to stable or not a bro. I don't have I don't know where that money even goes there
That might go straight to fucking big Ben, bro. I don't know where that's going
Hit a cover real quick
Yeah, isn't there like something about like Loose's life here?
Like I'm not even kidding, someone like put it on this website.
Lois Polis TV, also known as Louise, is 4'2".
Did you know he has more than 230,000 subscribers?
He posted a photo, Corrosal Club and nightclub in Miami,
and she's got 14,000 likes on this post.
Nicknames, it, Lois Tubby.
Yo, he might have the most intriguing fan base
of all time, bro.
Like I'm not-
I just got more confirmed.
Bro, where is it?
Does anyone know what I'm talking about?
It feels like a lake.
Bro, where is it?
Someone supersized me.
This is not Loose, bro.
Does anyone know what I'm talking about?
Hold on, bro.
I'm trying to find something important right now.
Bro, you've been spamming the same link.
Why?
Totes have pissed off a bunch of Breezeo fans by pouring water on them scoring last minute.
Bro, if you're mad that water got thrown on you, oh, yeah, it's an ad.
See, I got a bot in my chat setting an ad, bro.
Go fuck yourself.
Oh, my girlfriend sent me a TikTok.
Can you recreate?
But how do blind people read scary books?
Let me fuck.
This is genuinely funny because okay, so the joke is blind people can still speak. It's just because they can't see like that
As they can't see like that is what it is
That's what they is, bro. I just sent this to the girl. Nice. Go ahead and send it to your girl, bro
Yo, I know more of those polo shits um anything else I need to see before the game starts
Thank you so much for the two months the fuck am I doing with my life?
Do you think I want to see that bro when someone resubs?
Like dead ass you think I want to read someone saying like what am I doing with my life when they resub to me like bro be maybe ha
Yeah, I'm not looking at this guy
Epic is going that is the news of today. It seems like bro. Yep. Congratulations. Yep epic is going bro. Loser Los Lopez in an ad
I saw my Twitter calm telling me to take a gambling deal
anything else that I need to see that's like more important anything else
important watching Ron play anything other than a shooter
he really crying hey he really got the worst hour here but I cried too like you
I don't got no opportunities coming, young man.
Like, what can I do?
Last year I played Mario Kart until I got a win.
What can I genuinely stream to gain your guys' respect?
Like, I'm genuinely serious.
Like, what can I stream?
Like, what rank do I gotta hit in the game?
Like, what do I have to do to gain some respect around here?
Like, I'm dead ass seriously.
Red Dead Redemption 2, we're gonna play.
But that's not a game where you gain respect, bro.
Like, you're talking about I'm only good at shooters.
Okay, so give me a different game.
Like, I don't know.
Bro, Unreal in Fortnite, that's a shooter.
So I'm confused.
Geometry Dash, brother, that game's fake.
Smash Bros, I already won.
Liga Legends Platinum, I'd rather kill myself.
Hit Platinum and Siege.
How hard is it to hit Platinum and Siege?
Cause Sina had to get silver and she couldn't do it.
How hard does it get Plat?
But that's a shooter.
But that's a shooter.
That's a fucking shooter.
That's a shooter, bro.
Ron, when it comes to giving false hope,
this is why, by the way, I don't update my updates page
anymore because people who just complain in the Twitter
comment.
I'm letting you know right now, I see all these messages.
And guess what I do?
I let out a little chuckle, and then I just close Twitter.
I'm dead ass, you're hissed.
I just don't care anymore, because if I give an update,
y'all hate.
If I don't give an update, y'all hate.
I don't care.
If y'all wanna complain bro, just hate farm bro.
Just hate farm fucking outlaw or something like that.
Um...
New GIF.
Ooh, should I give you guys GIFs to put in TikTok comments?
I saw Lacey do this.
Look, you guys could use this as stickers for TikTok comments.
Yo, NMS David5 gifted dude.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Let's see here. What else? What else? What else?
Maybe, uh, maybe, maybe, maybe
What? Like
What is this bro? You're gonna use that in the stickers or no?
Use your green screen. No, because if I use my green screen, I know exactly what you guys are gonna put behind me
I'm not fucking stupid. Last time I did a green screen thing. You made me run away from a 24-hour fitness, bro
Um
What else bro, yes, we did do a small shoot yesterday NMS ace with a 10 gifted. Thank you so much, bro
Much appreciated in the check. We get a thank you for this phenomenal content. Thank you so much. Thank you so much
Thank you so much. Thank you, bro. Thank you
That rest. Thank you, bro. That's much appreciated
What else genuinely why do you guys care what he streams? Yeah, it's actually true
You guys should just this okay, so this is what happened to epic
He was sharing his screen on discord and lasin run point out he had telegram and epic started to panic
But he said it's for a 3d printing job. I was on Twitter. I see this. I'm gonna blur it
So don't get banned fuck I can't send screenshot
It was an e-girl fully naked on a VC with epic making his rubber ball band that was forcing him to put his leg over his head
This isn't exactly why like we gotta stop this entertaining shit, man
Like this is bad man. This is just genuinely this is bad, bro
Like a girl was fully naked and he was doing tricks by pulling his feet behind his back with no eyes, bro
This is a fucked up world round. Oh
Burger does run the house like he's gonna what I don't get it. Oh nice. That's cute
Yo, is Jinxie close to getting silver by the way, or is he not even close like what percent is he done?
Like is he that far
Nope get out of here quality so butchered
And you're like, oh what?
What the fuck? What the fuck is this?
Okay, I'm not even trying to sound like a dick, but how does someone like him?
And that's not sound weird.
How does he even find Telegram?
Like I'm not even like I'm not even trying to be like
No, I mean this is like fair shit. This is like actually fair. It was like how do you find?
Like who put him onto this
You know get him away from me, bro, um
Watching crime stable Ronaldo until I'm genuinely impressed. All right, here we go
I've heard that this guy's a minute and 21 seconds like
Or like what I'm not watching on it. You know my attention span the shit only has seven likes
You think I'm gonna get you think I'm gonna react to that bro like that ass like I'm on bro
I just see an emote of I forget this guy's name this in my Twitter comments. I know this is bad, bro
What is this while reacting to getting scammed agent got a call from his account in a Ferrari overpriced of fifty eight thousand dollars for
Windshield brother if I ever get quoted fifty eight thousand dollars for a fucking windshield
I'll just sell the car. That doesn't make any sense, bro. The fuck Renato icon skin is hot. All right
We're done with the Twitter comments
Um, when does the game start also ladies? Are you in the chat right now? Do you want to watch the game or no?
Do you want to or no? Thank you for the tier two for 18 months wrote much appreciated
Is it a day with just me watching or is lays allowed to watch chat? It's up to you guys. Let me make a quick call
Is lays allowed to watch or no? I
Mean do you think via yo, so do you want there's actually up to the chat too?
So do you want to watch via dick cord or do you want to watch in person or do you want to be a dick cord with face cam maybe?
I don't watch it in discord. Maybe
If the invite's there
Not do it bro. Yeah, go ahead bro. You you want to bro. You want to see me so bad?
Right, do you miss me be honest I miss you bro. I miss playing the game
Wait in person we low key do have it on the TV downstairs. Is there a way we could set up the camera?
Yeah, bro, I'm gonna put my headset on real quick. Yo, is there a way we could set it up on the camera?
Is Drew here
Can you set up the Sammy song in maybe the living room not a batch out
So bring me up the Samsung bro, I'll figure this out myself like did you attempt to look it up?
Did you attempt to Google it or
Are you lying
All right bring it up man, let's just try to figure this out
I'll be honest with you guys. Do you think the ladies actually like tries like off-stream that like figures it out?
I'm like reason to believe like
Like there's just no way right like how the fuck I?
Ron stay on stream because you look so hot I got you guys we're gonna figure it out, bro. Don't worry
We're gonna figure it out
I'll be honest with you. I low-key have never done this before that
I've never watched a game with the chat.
Is the chat become AIDS for football?
Like, do people just start giving out their opinion
every second?
Who plays today?
Sweden versus France?
So that's Mbappe, yeah?
Yeah?
Mbappe?
Also, by the way, while Lazy's coming upstairs,
Chad, do I have a pimple?
What the fuck is in my ear?
I knew it!
Brother what is growing in my ear?
Look
Wait, what's up?
Should I be scared or no, but I actually think I'm dying like why do I have like new things that keep appearing in my ear, bro?
My god, mr.
Momat, thank you for the 10 gifted men. I don't know why so many people are gifting me some, but thank you
Should I get a haircut today?
on streamer now I
Let me call up my daddy real quick.
Bro, I need a haircut, lowkey.
My hairline though, it's like it's looking pretty pristine, bro.
Oh, shit.
It's a nice little fucking...
Bro, I got a nice hairline, bro.
So does my daddy not know me?
Your call has been forwarded to voicemail.
The person you're trying to reach is not available.
At the tone, please record your message.
When you have finished recording, you may hang up.
Hey, it's me, Stable.
My bad.
It's Ron.
I'm live right now.
Yo, any chance you can come over today to the house?
you give me a little cut, you know what I'm saying?
Let me know Versati, miss you dude.
Stable, out, run out, sorry.
I'm gonna, all right, just call me later.
All right, that's good.
Thank you for the 20 gifted NMS Ace.
Wow, you just gave another 20 people no ad, bro.
I'm actually gonna disable the sub button.
I think I'm making less money now
because of you guys gifting somebody's subs dead ass.
Yo, Lace!
Oh nice, Mr. Mermat with the 21 gifted subs.
So are you guys like battling or no?
Like what is this, bro?
20 gifted versus 21?
Guys, relax, I'm ungrateful.
Thank you for the 21 gifted and the 20 gifted.
Much appreciated with a PW.
Much appreciated.
PDW was the greatest gun in Call of Duty history.
Just want to be that guy to say it, bro.
LACE!
LACE!
Thank you for the 20 and the 21.
Much appreciated.
What is this guy?
Yo, some stream ideas, Ron.
While we wait for Lace, what?
Ron's stream ideas since he hasn't done anything interesting at all.
interesting at all from Scorpi L2, Minecraft Marathon with Jinxie, Elden Ring Marathon,
maybe something unique like a white room, play FNCS maybe with a pro, try the minion meal,
mech chameleon on game night, bro vs bro, maybe be unique, 2v2 with G, you know what's crazy,
like genuinely serious, people low key hate sometimes when I do desktops, but I've had some
good streams recently, like now that I think about it, like I actually am on a banger roll.
Also, by the way, my one year is coming up for Elden Ring White Room. What should we do?
What should we actually do for the Elden Ring White Room Merit, like, one year anniversary?
It comes up in like 30 days.
Come in!
Yeah, you know the code, nope.
You don't remember the code to my room.
Thank you for the 22 gift in Makayla!
Don't leave my pay line in the chat, chat up the sugar mommies!
It's open.
Holy shit.
22 for 22 team, like me.
Okay, that, you know what I mean.
What's up, bro?
Oh, Mr. Moman with the 23 gifted!
Thank you!
Wow, like, how do you see this Samsung?
So this is-
I'll get it out of here.
I'll keep it on the charger though.
Why?
That should be dying on a solid charger.
It literally died overnight.
That's not even possible.
possible. Just tell me you didn't charge it. Just tell me you didn't charge it. Just be honest.
It died overnight. No, just tell me you didn't charge it, Lace. It died overnight. I don't
know why you have to lie. I mean, yeah, I didn't put it on the charger overnight because
I didn't expect it to die on its own. So it wasn't charged. It's at 1%. You really are
going to tell me that phone dies overnight without... Chad, is that even possible? I
just said you. It wasn't on the charger. But did you ever charge it? Did you ever charge
Yes! Me and Joel were using yesterday for yesterday.
Did you leave it on?
No, I didn't leave it on.
That's not even possible.
The screen turns off.
How do I leave it on?
25 get dip from Julie!
Hold on guys, I'm trying to figure out the same song.
Don't worry about that. Sit tight for me, okay kid?
Okay, so why does this work?
Guys, that's doing L balls, maybe hell.
So it comes up IRL toolkit not bonded now someone in the chat helped me
Thank you for the five gift if stomping from wish and Julia the 25 you guys are actually much appreciated
This is what a wheel community does man. Thank you guys so much for that reason. I'm out
Hold on
Okay, so what did they make you do?
Yeah, what did they do
What didn't work wait what in just a mile right now my on my first or second someone tell me in the chat
I'm on my second
Open IRO pro app import right now smiles how
Okay
So IRL TK bonded stable not okay connect to server
Is the backpack on?
He's it on though. Yeah, I'm just curious turn it off
He's in child everybody
He's off
So, someone in the chat, let me call Walsh, did you call Walsh?
Oh, no.
So, you use Drew Wall as your lifeline, not Walsh.
Yeah, what is Drew Wall good at?
What does Drew Wall do?
Work.
Yeah.
Yo.
Yeah.
Quick question.
My Samsung not work and I clicked IRL Pro as the in-pro app and it still doesn't work.
So go settings on the Samsung.
I'm on the IRL Pro.
Uh-huh.
Connections.
Uh-huh.
And then there should be one that says like bonded whatever and then click the other one that just says like IRL, TK, Stibborn, all that.
All I see is default SC.
So you see people what's the other connections that are there it just says wait on the app
Oh destinations are saying
Yep, it says dashboard obs and settings
Yo, why is my chat calling me a fucking clone shut up
Don't go on the actual like
got it. Go to the settings. Then go to connections. I don't see. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then for change from bonded to IRL, TK, SRT, stable Ronaldo.
I'm going to try it again.
No, IRL, TK can't support, can't connect to server.
Yeah, phone service. How do I not have phone service, but I'm on Google or my phone guys,
if you keep calling me a clone amount of just fucking freak out like please for one fucking
change the check mark, right? Yes, from the bonded one to the other one. Yes. In your
Bad packs not on.
Nope.
If you change the connections, so if you go back to connections.
Yep.
IRL, CK, SRT, Samuel Ronaldo is what's checked.
Yep.
Shad just delete it.
Uh, okay.
Yeah.
Yo, how, guys, why am I a clone?
Can I, can I ask?
I'm building bonding.
Yep.
Well, connection for the bonding, scroll down.
Do you see where it's at connections?
Mm-hmm.
I know.
Can you scroll down a little bit?
Yep.
It's on number three.
Your pass number two.
Yep.
Does it say IRL, TK, SRT, state,
foreign all over there?
Yep.
Is it checked or unchecked?
It's checked and right above it says phase.
I'm checking.
OK.
And now I'm trying again.
Let's see here.
Nope.
Well, that's all.
I'm online with ideas.
That should have worked.
So who broke my phone?
Because like...
Nice.
So the Patreon fucked up my phone.
Got it.
No.
Okay.
What provider is that phone?
Is it a T-Mobile?
Yes.
Hashtag ad, I guess.
Oh, nice.
I got 50 text messages.
Yeah.
I got a text message.
I got a text message.
I got a text message.
I got a text message.
I got a text message.
I got a text message.
I got a text message.
I got a text message.
I got a text message.
It's T-Mobile. So go to, all right, let's do this. Go to IRL Pro.
Yep.
Go to Connections.
Yep.
And then manage connections at the bottom.
Yep.
Delete all of them, everything.
All right. They're all banned. Right now they're all banned. There's absolutely nothing connected
now.
Cool. So to go back to IRL.RUN.
Yep.
Then go to settings ingest,
then go to, I don't know, you're probably-
SRT LA, IRL Pro.
Yeah.
Open an IRL app.
Okay, connected.
Okay. And now go to connections again.
Yep.
The settings.
Yep.
And then change it from the bonded to just regular SRT.
Yep. And then try it.
Then that should work.
As it says IRL TK SRT stable Ronaldo only known connection failure
Yo guys, I'm not gonna lie like can you guys stop calling me a clone for five seconds out?
Look, maybe do your job
Nope
I got Wi-Fi bro get your motion up
Unphase well you were never in face clan
And now you're part of a lawsuit so good luck see you on the podcast this Thursday
And now I'm actually on the podcast this
All right, let's see here. All right, nobody I talk out loud just ignore me to
BD no
3d
45, TCS, 9, RHA3, connect.
What is this emote in my chat?
What is this fucking cat get?
Okay, so now it says connected.
And now let me try clicking.
And it says IRL, TK, SRT, stay one auto, unknown connection failure.
I don't know outlaw do you want to do your job or no like can you tell me
Right now oh wait guys my second ingest is my guest top
Yo, I'm not even kidding. I'm not a ban outlaw. Oh my god. Okay. Hold on first ingest
first or third ingest.
But it still says IRLTK not bounded.
Well, change it, change the connection to the non.
What's it called?
Bombed one.
Still after you re-imported.
I think it'll add a number.
Oh, we're good.
Thank you, Osh.
Thank you.
Oh, we're good.
Thank you.
Thank you, bro.
Much appreciated, man.
Thank you.
Bye.
Peace.
Wow, bro.
Just like that, we gotta go and chat.
Yep, we did it.
We fucking did it, we did it.
Dirty ass keyboard, why the fuck did you switch
without my permission, you motherfucker?
Like, yo, you're about to get banned.
I'm not even kidding, you're about to get fucking banned, bro.
Yo, no switching out law unless I tell you to switch, okay?
You don't just fucking do that shit without my permission.
Okay?
Now listen.
We are going to go
Downstairs we're gonna watch the game. Maybe get a little bit of eats. Maybe nose. Maybe chill with burger
Maybe chill with burger. Say with whoever it might be. I don't know who it might be
Could be you know burger might come down
Lays gonna come now might get a couple of the guys you guys are laughing. Oh nice. I don't have a double chin, bro
Don't have a double chin
Okay, let's do this. Yeah
Ready you got the tripod
No, bro, are you cloned or something? No, you're acting like you're cloned right now, bro
So where did this joke come from that I'm cloned can somebody explain it to me so I understand I
Don't understand this
Can you see me?
Yeah.
What should we wear to the game, bro?
I don't know, bro.
I'm gonna be lurk watching that.
I'm not trying to sit and watch on the camera.
I'm not gonna lie.
Why?
Because it doesn't sound fun to me.
I don't want to sit there and watch it.
Bro, you gotta like, we gotta get into it though.
We gotta be engaged.
I'm only engaged.
I'm only watching the whole game.
Bro, ladies, bro.
Come on.
Bro, are you just nervous to be on camera?
I still want to like sit there with a camera problem before I was like watching the game. We can do now. Who's now? Who is this?
Who's now?
Who is this?
Maybe you might be a world cup special player who the fuck is now? We can also do
We have this one
I don't really have any other jerseys
Well, toolkit connection failure.
It's not good.
Yo, outlaw, so I have a stupid question for you, when it starts to lag, why would you
not click on my second ingest for my room as you fucking burger?
Yo, I'm not even kidding, looking for new people, bro.
Looking for deadass new people, man.
Looking for new people, bro.
I'm deadass looking for new people, bro.
He did?
I'll deadass it.
I was just about to pull my pants out and show my asshole.
I don't give a fuck.
Wait, is it lagging or is it good?
It says it's at 2,000 bit weight.
I do those things.
Is it? Is that white?
Please turn the Wi-Fi back on and look at the camera.
Well, then stay on that. Stay on that.
Stay on that. That's it.
I'm saying keep on Wi-Fi. That's what Wajib Wajito said.
Wajib Wajito said.
Alright, listen.
Are you okay or not?
I'm chilling, bro.
You sound sick. Are you sick?
I was, yeah, like last week.
Last week. Been coughing shit up.
Burger?
Like what does he even do, bro?
You want a nice car to start your day?
Yeah.
Do you see any jerseys in here that might actually do something?
Wait, I just realized, where's my SpongeBob SquarePants jersey?
Did someone fucking steal that?
Wait, someone's gonna ask so much...
You know what I'm talking about?
Yeah, I don't know.
Unless it's in your car.
Say oh god someone stole that.
Oh, what a nonsence.
You think I'm a little good, sir?
You look good every day, bro.
Thank you, bro.
Don't worry, bro.
You know, sometimes I worry.
About?
A lot of nonsence.
You say I don't look good today, sir.
Yeah, I'm like, why don't I look good today?
Yo, Burger, you gonna be okay?
You okay?
Yeah, he's just looking around
Here
I'm not streaming, can I come in?
It's made.
I'm Spanish.
What's your name?
Dr. Kirk.
You do want to watch the game?
Oh, which one? The two?
Yeah.
I'm down.
You want to come in and say those?
Yeah.
Mexico's a six, too.
Oh, I'm down to the six.
Yeah.
Papรก me, toca me, amigo.
Tell them what we're doing on the fake or not.
Yeah.
We're going to go to Malibu together on the car.
The E-Lag is actually making us a trip.
Yeah.
I'm excited.
I just got to get cam 2, cam 3, and we got to figure out which...
I feel like we should shoot it half-past.
I miss you too, bro.
You good?
Yeah, yes.
I don't think I'll see you anymore.
I saw you yesterday, though.
Oh my god, I actually...
But, uh, what's the call...
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Is it actually, you know how many written readers are in my room?
From you?
I want to just touch you, bro.
What the fuck was that?
I'm the one in the neutral guy right now.
Like do you?
Is that kind of crazy or don't you?
You think though we should do it ourselves and film it ourselves how we used to?
I don't care, bro.
Like you, like this, like drawing stuff you style like you're a top guy.
I mean, but I don't.
Like this, you know what I mean?
Like when we're in the car,
Or should we have manner?
I don't care, what do you reckon, please?
I feel like for the E-Wag or shit, like when we were in transit,
have the mat and then it can too.
What did you do?
I came in?
Yes, come on.
What do you think?
How are we going to get here, bro?
We got a lot of toys in here.
Oh man, look at that.
Boy!
Yeah, do some push-ups, bro.
Uh-huh.
Here's Ankh.
You know about this.
I do know about that, bro.
that bro that's a Mickey though I bet you did that with YouTube shorts dork
what is this what what is this bro that's who's who knows what the fuck is
that that's sasuke what's it called the text mechanism it's pretty opi I'm
like a lie talking to you and can cause you guys what is this whole black ops
You're not too shramming, rubbing your awfulin' shit?
Fuckin' dork?
Yo, you're just that nerd, bro.
Yo, look at all these fuckin' toys, man.
Toys.
Yo!
They're not toys.
Holy toys!
I'm looking around the TV.
What?
Do it, man, or wrong?
A dax pigeon.
Can't wait.
He's in here all the time.
Wait for Thanos.
He's just talkin' to himself right now.
No, they're in here sometimes, always talkin'.
Is that me?
No, you're not in here.
No, but that's totally me.
Where?
Oh, there's another, like, coming in really rapidly.
I love you.
I did.
Making that come back?
Fuck you.
First time chatting.
I love you.
I hate Ron not gonna lie.
That guy's name is I Hate Core Boys.
What the really?
Fuck you, Ron.
Wait, now then, why'd you say that?
I don't know, bro.
What is this, man?
They're just telling me, what is that you bought me?
Oh, that was a cool one.
I don't know what that was.
Ron likes kids, all right?
Yeah, sometimes you'll just see the shit move at random hours of the day.
But, uh, yeah, I'm down.
For what? For whatever.
I'm about to go downstairs and watch for all your camels, so let's go.
Are you gonna keep it right here?
I mean, I was just gonna have to try to move.
The ladies said he wasn't got a camera and everything, so they're like,
Wait, let's do it. Should we set it thin or not?
Wait, can I touch this?
What?
What do you got here?
Wait, you know what's in here?
I've got something super important to say here.
There's me! There's me!
You got like, what, 20 bullets to the spray before the...
No, everyone knows the tech. You're supposed to just shoot the ground when you're getting dressed.
Yeah, but...
Wait, is this thing working or not?
Yeah.
Ready?
Now I remember 50 out the box, on that.
This was $950?
Of course.
Wait.
Reload it.
Reload it.
Wait, load it.
Yeah, it's good. It's good text.
How do I reload it?
Why don't I?
Look, there's actually a...
Like you do in the game.
You gotta drop it like that.
You need speed-cooling, right?
What's a fucking good...
The trailer...
Wait, listen to it.
Caught up to you guys.
It's actually safe, right?
How much was it? Like, probably what, $40?
Nah, that's a good point. I don't think so.
Actually, was it a fire sale? I might have got lucky.
Why'd I got it like that?
Bro, can someone from Blackout let me know when the game's coming out?
So, you can show it, okay?
Get the radio down your ass.
You gotta let me know so me and Ron can figure out when we're doing this on these things.
Bro, this is actually fucking dope.
Oh, it's good, it's like a minus-off you?
No, I need that.
I'll give you a 10 bands.
Actually, 10 bands are the biggest, kind of, I need that, though.
This is pretty cool, bro.
Bro, this is the only thing that.
Yeah, what is it?
Oh, it's broken.
I'm gonna take a little tweak.
Oh, I don't want to know more.
I got it.
I don't want you anymore.
You're just a stupid toy.
It's not a toy.
This is actually very dangerous.
We'll keep this right here.
All right, man, we're going to go to work.
No, there's a
Epic row you put that on your base. Yeah cool. That's sure off. No sure off. No. No. No, you said, you know, yes
It's one piece for over know that
Attack on Titan
No, that's the mistake behind black clover. No, wow
Oh, that's a great thing
No, no, that's uh
It's the biggest and biggest anime come on
No.
Brasenka.
Dragon goes to eat you.
No, Shidori.
Like they do.
Naruto.
Nice.
They're here to hold.
That's Naruto.
That's Sasuke.
That's Pane in the back.
Doing his push for bullshit.
He was a tachi when he was on Hombu.
When he was really moving it.
13-2 laying people down.
That's Danji.
I don't know you know chase off this is a peropika
She's drowning in it in describing emptiness
Yes, and that's very early or actually is it Wally that's not sure
This is your boy. So in the game certain. Yeah, it's okay. I don't think there's any 60.7 45 seconds
Just letting you know brother. Oh, he said he's dead down there. That's you son. Let's go soon
All right
behind you and I say to you like the youtuber no fushigirl fushigirl so dude how much do you think he's found toys
I don't spend money on toys he's got all kinds of stuff he's probably got a really high price
I get at auctions with businessmen who are you know toys the fuck
seriously what did I say I don't think he even had a great conversation
a part timer and a fat child. Who the fuck is 674 to laundry man?
Well, there's a goal already. Should we go watch? Let's do it.
I got three goals.
I got three goals.
Three goals.
Three goals.
Three goals.
Thank you for a second.
Did I not borrow a word?
Yeah, yeah.
Don't.
You just tried to do it.
You what?
You just tried to back in that second.
Put it on the ground like this.
Every kiss begins with a stab.
Want to kiss? Want to kiss? Sure, bro.
Come here.
No, actually, you need to pause this part. I'm 16.
Alright, you decide to have to make this shit like a year, bro. I am 22 years old, bro.
No, look at the door.
I'm too big a little bit.
No, this looks really pretty bro.
I'm glad they cut up to a fit.
You cut up a fucking long room.
Now this is beautiful. Really fast and hollow inside.
It's really worth it.
No, look at the hallway.
Oh!
This is beautiful.
Wow. How's the hallway looking?
Awesome. Nice.
Little.
Yeah.
Alright.
Damn.
Not going to have cut chains at any given time of the day.
Yeah, I got five in a lot of back in the morning.
Really? For what?
For what, Sweden?
Yeah, I put some bullshit in. Hold on, where I put it?
Chad, look at this TV that you guys are holding on.
Remember this.
Gary Scampini!
Dude, it's a hundred thousand dollars you need for sale.
No one's gonna buy it.
Cuts the media, lads.
Gary Scampini!
You know the card that's inside?
Dude, does your brain work out of it?
No, no.
Solid face.
What up?
I can't even remember anything to happen in my life outside of this present moment right now
No
Right now
All right, I'm down. Let's do it. You know, you saw the broad games got traded to the Wizards
You know, but this offseason is nuts. Why two?
Bro, if LeBron was going to say
It ended career
Phase picking up stable or not
Not quite, not quite, but let me see if the same watch will know.
Is that gonna happen?
Like, really?
Alex, you're right.
That's why Draymond took that pay cut, no?
Wait, are we getting a fan chat for audio or no?
Let me know now.
No, I don't care.
Wait, Messi's playing?
So it could be Draymond Green, Anthony Davis, LaFontaine.
What's going on?
I'm telling you though, say you did my room tonight.
Should we set this up or no?
Yeah, but you have no city to work with.
I'm gonna set you guys up, no one move, you under me?
Everybody stand still.
Hold on, I'm gonna give it like a corner shot though,
so I can sit in the corner like a pad bitch, okay?
Just, uh, you didn't have to move, oh.
You got days to have to build?
Did you get days to have to do with this?
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
I don't remember, so I thought I wanted to go back to Brawl on and watch UFC.
Wait, Loki, I want to flip it like this so that I can read the chat.
Why are we fucking angled?
I got a Mopay score in two minutes.
You have a Mopay score in two minutes.
Okay, so Chad my question is right when they do pens now, this is gonna be my first match that I'm watching
On streams why don't they just make it into the net?
Like it's like a it's like a football player who like kicks a field goal. It's like how do you miss a pen?
I don't really understand that brother. It's fine by the way
The pressure
Yeah, but like
And the guy who missed, I think there might be a lot of bad words in the comment section.
Probably his social security number.
Chat, we can play the audio, yay or nay.
I think we can, right?
a few years ago, something like that happened. I think it was a player on the floor.
I think someone got like...
They killed him. They killed him.
I don't know if you saw him. He had a pride chest.
Did they know?
They went and killed him.
Like they murdered a player?
Columbia, yes.
For what?
For missing a 10-month-old, or something like that.
He fucked up in a game and they lost and they didn't kill him.
Yeah, they're packed, no.
1994?
They have World Cup since the 90s?
They're looking to hear you.
No, you were born in 1987, bro.
You were 10 years old when that game played.
What the fuck?
They're saying that George is open by itself.
Well, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, bro.
I'm staging the club at my own risk.
Dude, adapt except the house is once and for all because right in the middle of the night, he got a boner.
Not a good one.
That's not what happened.
You literally told me your penis went off and actually you're scared, bro.
No.
They're not.
They got it all.
Outlaw, run a prediction right now.
I want to see Sweden fail. Anyone else?
Kauai Leonard is going back to the rapids. What do you think about that?
Was it?
I don't think so.
Well, Subvenius, like, Kawhi Leonard, like, going back to the Raptors is like a good move,
because he's going back to his hometown, you know what I'm saying?
So, like, him going back is where he made his iconic moment,
where he took out the 76ers with his most iconic moment.
It's going in, it's going in, it's go-
And it's good!
The 76ers are going home!
And B, he's gone!
So, like, when you get somewhere like Kawhi Leonard,
Like when he comes back to his hometown, people are gonna respect him, bro.
Yeah, I mean, I don't know if it's his hometown, but...
Is that from Canada?
No.
Where's he from?
I don't know where he's from.
He's from Canada.
No, he's from Canada.
He's not Chad.
No, he plays for the Raptors for one year and one ship, but he also won when he was in
San Antonio.
He actually has one of the most elite careers of all time in the NBA.
They compare him to Prime League.
You know who disappointed me in their career and be I'm gonna watch basketball
bro, but like you have it it
Bumblecloth get that out of there
You see John Moranette. Yeah, they got it in Portland now
John Moranette's a threat. They need to lock him up
Well if LeBron goes to the Warriors
That would be insane
You so haven't you so haven't Ronnie's been a star player in the latest
But do we think that ruins the bronze legacy doing this type of move like I feel like it's a little love Mickey
I think he was until 20 years from now.
All his records, everything he's done will probably still be there for him.
Guys, shut the fuck up about the door!
It's fucking wind!
You motherfuckers!
I can't, but I'm ordering food.
It's like fucking fire.
It's like fucking fire.
It's like annoying, man.
It's like, it's so fucking stupid.
It's like, it's so fucking stupid.
You stupid
How much money you put on
But what's the word a third way I got what
What the fuck I mean, I don't want me
So what is your so what is your whip? So what is your winning going to get here?
One leg combo
$76 to win
It's not a bad job.
You can't spoil it.
As a human, how's that one going to sound?
He's a hootie of yourself.
Anybody want it?
Got it.
Hey Leo, who wins the game, France vs Sweden?
Can you tell me?
Where's the true player?
Hey Leo.
I
Wait, that's a low key predicting the future
So so that's looking for dickie the future
Wait, I was on 9-11. Yes. Oh my god, that's like a prediction
You know guys, maybe the door is someone coming in maybe it's a ghost
My 9-11 is my
What is that sound?
What are you doing bro?
This is a roommate.
He's going to be the other guy.
I told you what happened the other night.
I was on my balcony at midnight.
And I swear I'm sorry I took it.
Because I heard I just hurt you and I looked off the side and I saw a Sa'ee with a headphone
on.
Full spring sleep on the driver.
With the sauce.
With the sauce.
And I just saw a guy in the background.
I was like, you're a good guy.
You're a good guy.
I am.
I'm sure.
I'm sure.
I'm sure.
I'm sure.
I'm sure.
I'm sure.
I'm sure.
I'm sure.
I'm sure.
I'm sure.
I'm sure.
What?
Bro, you're on...
Don't watch out for the camera.
I'm not saying we're all too happy.
But we should count.
We should do it.
You could play it from the Marlboro.
We could just see if you could have fun.
No, we can't.
It's not.
We can't.
You can't.
I'm not.
I'm not.
We can't.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
Listen to me if you can have these versions.
I feel like we should just break one of these things or something like that.
Like I'm like permanently like just like de-humilizing the app.
Say bro, what's the sign?
Why are you so fucking happy?
I'm just checking.
Are you sure?
Okay, rumble?
Mm-hmm.
Oh, the reflection in the mirror.
Yo guys, what next?
Do you want me to keep my eyes closed the whole game because there might be a reflection in my eyes?
Oh.
It's like, okay guys, someone is praying in my chest for an embop-based praying to Engel.
What is wrong with you guys?
That is weird.
That is the weirdos too.
But Marlon and Lacey and Jason are at the game.
Lacey too?
I think so.
Right side.
Did they make it through or no?
Did they make it through?
I'm playing.
I'm not the job I'm training today.
You think I'm through?
What the fuck do you mean?
Are you not streaming?
I would lock this thing in, but I got a lot of stuff locked in.
Well, I have like a spider bite in my ear about Loki worried.
There's a spider getting in there.
Do you see it?
I see some pumpkins.
No, no, look closer, bro.
Seriously, you want to see it right there?
LOL, that's a weird screenshot?
What screenshot?
No!
Now someone get it, bro.
No, no, they did that last year, bro.
If someone AI me in the depths, it's gonna get right on there.
No, no, they're kidding.
I think we should ever go back to Sanctlider now.
Yeah, we should do a stream where we do a 24-hour stream in the S-Bus.
I was watching.
Then we put our setup on a laptop.
I was watching this in a small place, it was like, boy, it's not good.
It was actually just you.
I go back to my old ways where I was just like a social threat in society
Why just go outside and speak up like a piece of shit and just run around my balls out
I definitely was I was screaming fuck charity
It was so cool, like, it was Friday, but so, it's really funny.
Remember when you got sucked up by the fucking escalator?
I can't remember that. I'm just getting sucked up.
The finale, the finale of the Bat-Cockery.
I'll be honest with you, let's talk about it, Chad.
Is charity worth donating to?
What?
I mean, serious. It's like, do we know where it's going, though?
I would rather just donate to life.
Oh, you're trying to get along with the campers and the city officers.
For what?
Remember when you were like, someone was like, oh, if you do this, I got a thousand wishes
for you.
Should I just tell them or not?
I think you should have told them.
I don't care.
I want you to tell them.
So, should I just tell you guys?
Ron had a chance to get a thousand gift-to-sellers for the stable, so a thousand of you don't have ads, but he just doesn't have to see.
I said fuck down Lacey, but it was Tuesday.
Wait, why are they saying Lacey can't get in? Wait, Lacey's not allowed in? Do they have a wait limit? What happened?
Do they have a wait limit to the stadium?
They don't have a capacity.
Wait, so he did us take it into us, say it on God, like no troll.
You said you wanted to do one more later?
I heard you.
You know me and my two million guys.
We've literally put it in a set, so it works for us.
We've got to get on.
The attitude, the fact, we've got to get on.
That's the freakiest thing you've ever done in bed.
Freaky words though.
So you and your girl get freaky words though?
Freaky words though, yeah.
Macy's ticket doesn't work.
Well, let's get a W drew in the chat.
That's from something new in Drew, bro.
Oh, and Bobbitts!
Oh my god, and Bobbitt, Bumbaclaw and Malahi!
I know one is playing a video game with you, can you talk about me with him or no?
People say that I'm like a more muscular Tyler one.
He's like a stable or an auto on estrogen.
What?
No.
He's actually as butt and sweet.
I'll be the guy to say it. I know
Tom whatever you guys
What
No, so he just did an offside penalty kick to his fucking hamstring. Yo, he low-key need to foul for that. Was he in the box?
Wait, so Tanya, Lacey's not going anymore?
Sailor God.
Or is he in?
No, he definitely got in now.
He's in?
Wait, what if P-O-V-Trap, the game is midway.
They're doing penalty shots, whatever, the game's over.
The pants to Marlon getting on the field.
I'm not even kidding when I sit like this.
I think it's got a Asian squat.
I let out so much gas out of my asshole.
I feel like loose.
Come on, Holland.
Oh, damn.
Hold on.
W.
W.
W.
W.
W.
W.
W.
W.
So, if you're in the stream tomorrow, just make sure to put a W low to the heart of bandits.
Wait!
OH!
OH MY GOD! Who just saw that in a chatter?!
That was actually such a nice shot, a nice attempt!
He was moving!
Are you guys watching the chat with us right now?
Are we just looking at our gorgeous face?
Wait, they're all swimming co-
They're all spinning gold.
That's off-sides now.
What the fuck?
Yeah, it looks crazy off-sides.
That looks crazy off-sides.
That looks crazy off-sides.
That looks crazy off-sides.
That looks crazy off-sides.
That looks crazy offside. That looks crazy offside.
How do you sell that in the off-call?
How are we still behind our TV?
Tell me, what time is it in the game?
It doesn't matter. It shouldn't be that far back.
Wait, they're up, they're up late.
Dude, the people are saying 20, 30 by 30 seconds.
What?
How are you guys 30 seconds ahead?
Oh my god, guys, just don't spoil next time, please!
Now here's the thing, bro, like, that was a really bad offside.
Right or wrong, Chad?
Like, I don't want to seem stupid, but like, it seems like it was a really bad offside.
outside like that was like way ahead
anyone else just want to see Sweden die in game like I want to see them
eliminated so I get 500 fucking gifted subs it's not a bad Sweden die
I want 500 subs, bro.
$500 to get 100.
Can I do 100 gifted or $500?
Yeah, I could do $500,
because then like, let's do the math here.
Someone have a calculator out?
If I get 100 gifted subs, that's $500.
Which takes 50%? That's $250.
Taxes take 50%. I make $0.
Where's the device?
Hey, where did daddy go?
Where is he?
What have I looked like this chat?
Would you guys be friends with me?
Tonight is actually a world where I look ugly, bro.
I'm so grateful I'm looking.
Oh my god, Bomba Claw, man!
Chad, what channel isn't delayed?
I don't want this, like, 30-second delay.
Like, I want to see, like, everything.
No.
Do you have Peacock?
What do you guys have?
Someone tell me.
We're on...
We're on Fox, bro.
What the fuck is an animal going to do for us?
Ladies and gentlemen?
Who the fuck is Kelly Clarkson, Shawa?
Who the fuck is that?
What's Telamudu?
What's Telamudu?
What's Telamudu?
What's Telamudu?
What's Telamudu?
What's Telamudu?
What's Telamudu?
What's Telemundo good but they're saying it's in an ES what is an ES
I'm not like a translation I can do
give it a message give it a message give it a message wait chat is this the best thing
to do though we can't understand I can't understand it
You speak it's me how the only thing I know how to speak in Spanish.
Spanish is
My father, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, I don't need money
Yeah, I gotta go back, I'm fucking...
If we get a delay, we get a delay, I don't understand what they're saying, bro
I just see my whole chat swimming, mijo
What is a hydration break by the way? Can somebody explain to me what this is?
Is this just a way for them to get their like ads in?
Cause like, what the fuck is a hydration break?
I
Had stable or an auto I could tell that your face care routine is working. Can you put us on you have no acne yo, bro
Basically, what I do I started this new thing
It's my own product I'm dropping really soon, bro
So let me know if you all are trying to get into it if I drop the face care routine you didn't go to buy it
What if I call it stable? I?
Am I gonna start dropping bullshit
Back up 20 gifted by who?
Hold on
What he gets it from
MMS ace you'll change your name to stable right now, bro
Thank you so much for the 20 matters here to W Ron I can tell you look good today. Thank you
Thank you so much, bro.
Who's watching the game with us?
Drop them in.
And if you are watching the game, guys, what are you eating right now?
Me?
Personally?
When I used to watch shit like this, I would eat takis.
The family size bag.
Good luck.
Yo, speaking of takis, can I order a family size?
Bro, you know what I still feel?
I still feel the Wendy Spicey standard.
like bro that should put a hole in my stomach
chat if I show the game will I get insta banned or not
I don't know I don't want to get banned
I don't want to get banned wait USA plays tomorrow yeah
Chad who did USA play tomorrow? I got a why it's TP back or no, or is he still injured?
Bosnia
Wait, where's the USA game is it here is music in here
I should go
Like I should save my first game for the Miami one. They see's going
Yeah, stop gooning I'm not gooning, but I'm just shaking my arm right now
Well, I just knew you were like a girl right at the stable and all that are you like such a good time
Such a good dude Bobo is lucky. I believe Bobo should give me like money. Oh no, man
My whole chest I can't look at the chat no more I did ask a little chat
Who got the gold then huh? Oh, oh
I don't understand bro, why don't they just make it in the net?
It's been 30 minutes, bro. Has there ever been a game where it's gone triple pens or something like that or double penalties, chef?
Where the penalties just keep going for like ever, basically?
Two. Yesterday, yesterday was only one pen.
I mean, not one, but like, you know what I'm saying? They didn't go like...
Yeah, it was one round.
my word my ridiculous they did what team went two rounds yesterday
you're actually trying to play no more dude get a fucking job
no you need a real job you need one quick oh oh
the number five get this table eight thank you for changing your name around
see thank you bro yeah bro what do you do you have to go live man click the go live button
i had a treat i put my sleep oh my god good head and buffet
oh right back there oh my days in buffet no i'm kind of like holland right now
That's not cool! Why are they doing that?
Gambelo, can you get a hat trick last game?
Oh, no, bro.
Wait.
What?
What?
What's happened?
What happened?
Oh my god, it hit the pole.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Damn, that's supposed to be...
Oh.
Look at that.
like this bro
Bro and Bob I said two goals that don't count that actually should have went in brother
They use a magnet in the ball for three days a fucking win. That's fucking joke. This is fucking bullshit
See like I don't know like if that was me in the trading us I would have scored that that's my point is I'm trying to make
It's like these guys get paid like hundreds of millions dollars. How do you just miss oh?
Bumbleplot. Oh my god, I ever I know I yeah
We actually got along
Should we switch to the Spanish one? They said we're delayed by the way.
There's more passion, for sure.
I'm not talking about it.
Yeah, but I think we're delayed too.
You need to go to Telemundo.
I want to hear the passion.
Is there actually?
Yes, this is what I'm talking about.
I don't know what they're saying.
Chat, right now the time is 33 minutes. Is that accurate?
I think I'm gonna be the one to go next.
Yeah, go ahead.
Oh, Palicando!
Oh, Palicando!
Asara, Corsa, Carnet, Sara!
No!
Oh, they got the bun!
Oh!
Nijo! Come on!
Oh someone in the chat said 90 minutes. Okay guys so what's the score?
Ecuador
Actually hope that they lose
I want to see I want to see skating lose breast of mine to be the first
Okay, it's it's it's
My question my question is why do players flop so much if someone tell me is that
Is that a linear on real
Let's go.
Like party music.
Good for you! You look happy and healthy, not me, if you ever came to us.
We've got to watch Mexico, I think.
Keep a fami, com' on, amigo!
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, whoa, whoa, oh my god, he almost hit a bicycle,
oh my god, he almost hit a bicycle.
We can watch the party in its seats and then we'll be back on the stage.
Okay, so what time is it on the game right now?
It's almost 10.
10.
10.
10.
10.
10.
10.
10.
10.
10.
10.
10.
10.
I'm gonna put it all in the video, but why?
This is wrong, you can't do this.
So fuck YouTube TV.
Okay, pay us.
Are you streaming?
I'm not streaming.
I might, I don't know yet, to be honest with you, bro.
I'm trying to say,
I'm like, fuck, this is the wrong thing.
I'm doing it the right way.
And then we, like,
should I just go back to English, bro?
How much is it available, though?
your patch.
They're pretty cool.
They're pretty cool.
They're pretty cool.
I'll be a daddy
Wait, Josh, where's the Mexican game in the world
I know more sweating right now, but I'm dead ass serious like there's no chance to eat away
I'll be honest with you France should be up 3-0 right now. One was offside. One was a lemakie shot by Mbappe
He almost got in. Faisal kicks shoulda went in. I'll be honest with you
Yo, that would have been fucking
That mission to miss too
Embele
Denbelly, yeah, that's my favorite. Denbelly's good, bro, like, yeah. He's pretty good.
Guys, I'm not changing back to English unless daddy wants me to.
You can spam it all you want, stuff to daddy.
I don't think we can put it, airbag.
So who has the odds to win?
I would have seen France, yeah?
I don't know how to change the language, there's only two options, there's this English.
Who the fuck is Kelly Clarkson, bro?
I don't give a fuck.
That's...
That's her?
That's her? She's an American Idol?
So she's an Indian?
Since you've been gone!
There's only two options. English or Spanish?
First person to move gay.
I have two.
Fuck it, bro. We're on it the way because of you guys, El Chap. I don't give a fuck.
I don't care, bro. Oh my fucking god. Guys, you keep saying switch languages. I'm just
I'm never gonna listen to you guys, so now you guys are stuck with my beautiful face.
What the fuck are you doing, bro? Just fucking get it in the goal!
What's going to do Swedish to the kick?
Swedish free kick?
Say oh god bro.
Yo, you mind lowering your fucking videos?
I
Imagine if fc was here right now chat you need to be
I hope we went the wrong way.
They're not staying next to me.
Ah.
Hello? Did someone just clue Betsy?
Should I pay them?
Okay, I'm not trying to sound weird, I still feel a strand in my fucking eye chat that
is like giving me a headache constantly.
What do I do?
You should have been there!
Alisae noque!
Bumbakla, what are you doing?
Showed Marlin on the big screen.
It's about a f**king hell of a sh**.
I did a utilization because I got slapped
Like you guys genuinely think like I actually get a ritual like
This road man in this world who actually think I did
And I got slapped because I did a utilization ritual
Imagine getting paid to watch a football match.
Well, bro, that's why right now it's just like imagine you didn't have a friend, bro.
You have me and some little, at least some little birdo, a ladies and a dopes.
So watch the game with you, bro.
In case you're bored, you don't have to watch though.
I mean, wait a lot, you know.
Yeah, you guys don't have to watch.
But is it better than not streaming?
Because how would you be doing this exact same thing down there?
I don't understand English, but I'm excited!
I
See this shatter ten hours before night
Anybody in this chat want to see me play fucking yours
I hate the hands, bro.
I hate the hands.
I hate the hands.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
We know the way that missing.
How the fuck?
They just, I don't understand.
Just, bro.
Yeah, bro.
He tipped it with his fingers.
Cool, bro. You got gloves.
Oh my god somebody check on marlin he's on suicide watch
Yo, Mbappe is actually degrading.
I think it was 4-4-4 and then it's degrading.
Wait, so he holds the record, champ?
He holds the record now?
Nah, Sweden's over.
I'm not even kidding.
Sweden has no chance.
They never hear it.
Yeah, but brother.
I'll send it.
Look at this.
I'll send it.
Look at this.
I'll send their name.
Oh, my God.
Oh my god, you can have sex with me bro, this guy's too good!
What a shot! How did he do that?
Is there a chance France wins the World Cup Chatter now?
You know, Chad, I don't want to spoil it, but I'm pretty sure we might be going to the final game of the World Cup.
We might be able to.
I'm pretty sure.
17 goals and 18 World Cup matches so he's averaging almost a goal per match.
That's actually fucking like stable Ronaldo stats bro.
That's like me during FNCS every single game I got one kill.
That's actually good as shit.
Oh I just saw someone tell me in my chat I hope you fucking died and then proceed into
the end word right after.
Okay, I'm not trying to sound stupid yet, but when you become like a football player,
soccer, whatever you want to say, I'll call it.
Do you train your neck?
Like, I'm not even trying to sound stupid.
I swear headers and like using your head is more important than your fucking speed
These guys use their head for everything
Yeah, like F1 so when I used to play
I would do a training for my wrist and my fingers, because with the fingers that I used to click,
and I would do training for a carpal tunnel, so I don't have any carpal tunnel.
So like this finger would be used for shooting, this finger would be used for scroll wheeling,
this figure would be used for aiming so I practiced like using all the law I practiced my rights.
What was a lucky girl? We timed that guy out.
Half time? How long is half time, Chuck?
Yo, Adam.
15 minutes? It's okay guys, I'll give you guys the half time, Chuck.
Let's give him a half time performance.
All right boys, y'all can ask him for a half time performance, so you can give it to
So today we're going to be attempting 1,000 key pops.
Okay? I'm not ending the segment until we get it.
Alright, shall we? Shall we begin?
One, one, okay, hold on.
It's okay. Hold on. Let's slow start to a big beginning.
One, two, three, four.
Hey dad, we have no half-none.
No one wants to play Warzone, but I'm a grown man.
What's that?
Should we examine some of these groves?
Yeah, let's see how this is looking.
How many of them are there?
Probably one of these ones.
That was top five for me.
Oh Chad, how does this look?
I mean, why do they stick out a little bit?
Because it's kind of smoothed over though.
Uh-oh.
It seems like there was a...
Because you should probably...
Damn, mate.
You're not going to wait here.
I'm not...
I had a little...
A little.
So, my question is, is this part?
Is this the same part?
That's pretty good.
Good.
It seems about right there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.
He's called Marley.
Yeah, you know what I realized, bro?
Like, now that this is set up, are we gonna ever see Sophie?
No, we're literally no.
I'm not even kidding, Chad. Like, what are the odds we ever see him again?
Not even trying to have some troll shit.
Not even trying to have some troll shit either. Like, I'm genuinely curious.
Like, that was the most I've saw him because of these people.
Yeah.
What am I gonna say?
I know, like, I'm thinking about it.
Marlin said he got cheated on five times in his life,
but this was the worst experience he ever had.
Did he actually say that?
Marlin found dead.
You know, I might be getting more than he might actually
be on Suicide Watch.
I'm dead at this.
You might never.
You got that?
Yeah.
I'm getting my camera down.
Bro, Marlin is done, bro.
You think so?
Yeah, I think, bro, I mean, there's not a chance you can even have a chance.
What's he look like right now? Like, his face painted everything?
Oh, I'm sure he's a fucking dork.
Let's see.
Oh, his chat is just spamming flags, Kawhi Leonard to the damn Clippers,
Marlon is just sitting there just with a...
Jason somehow has another Josie on for the, like, 19th time, bro.
How many Josie's has Jason worn in the past?
Um, probably like 14 different teams.
Okay, so like, bro, they're at the game.
How can we like make it look like we're at like a, like...
How long is half time?
I don't know, probably like 10, 15, I have to guess.
Maybe 15, not 10.
Really 20.
In the meantime, bro, look, chat with a beautiful turf more than set up.
So what the fuck do we do about this?
I will put on the screen the half time timer.
Yo Dad, what do we do about this?
I literally got it out, yes.
I got to sit out, yes.
Is that what you used to get it on?
You're gonna have to, uh, yeah.
I'm gonna get like a lasso, hook it, reel it in and then like pull it out, got you.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
Okay, okay, so you make a rope?
No, no, but you got to use this side, so this doesn't go in, so.
That's a tiny, you made it feel tiny.
No, no, no, you got to go like this.
And then come over to this, and then you gotta like throw it in there and get it to cook that bottom level.
Like this.
No, see?
Like, throw it in and get it to open up.
Wait, oh, almost.
Okay, it's on.
Is there an easier way to fucking do this?
You got a figure out to say?
Yes.
Get out of my way!
Is that how you do it?
That's how you do it?
Fuck!
Fuck is your problem?
Sorry.
You got to do it like in house?
Okay, fine. Yeah, you're right.
Oh, god.
Alright, here we go.
Are you okay?
Oh, god.
Oh my god!
Oh, what do I do?
Alright, I don't know what I do.
I'll just...
I'll just...
I don't think it's one of any of them.
Just...
I think it's like, yeah, this is special.
It's like...
It's like...
It's like...
It's like...
It's like...
It's like...
Like...
Yeet!
Yeet it!
Alright, now what?
I'm gonna let it sink under the hand like the great ambulance.
We can't see it.
Oh, there you go.
What?
Oh, God, this is so heavy.
Yeah, you're a big man.
Alright.
Now what?
I'm gonna pour it out like the whole thing.
Ah!
You got it, you got it, it's halfway out.
Broken is shit.
It's broken!
What the fuck?
Is it actually broken?
I mean, it's not broken.
What?
Look at the pole.
That's broken.
How did that happen?
I'm not ripped out of the second 45.
What the fuck?
What are we doing?
It's over here.
So you want me to just hold it for the rest of my life?
Oh my god!
Are you gonna swallow it?
Wait, what if we do this and we go in the roof and I try to jump off it?
It would probably work.
Cap? I'm not even sure if you actually like to hit it in the right direction.
Oh!
Shove it in.
Make it.
Alright.
It's Turo.
Oh, wait no, it's just bent it back.
It's bent it back.
It's not a swaggy though.
Dude, it's so boof. It's broken and shit.
It's fucking over, bro.
It was still open after the fifth time.
It's the base of the umbrella filled with anything.
Here's the base of the umbrella.
The problem is it didn't come with the base.
It didn't come with the base.
The problem is we just didn't close it every time we stopped.
Oh, you're supposed to actually do that.
So close it.
Who the...
I mean, we're gonna get it off.
We're gonna move.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
I need to have a joke here.
Ron, thank you, bro.
I appreciate it, man.
You have to get lost?
You have to get on light.
It's all Christoph's game.
Christoph?
Yeah.
Okay, that's it. Appreciate you. Be safe. Hey, if you ever feel depressed in life, and you feel like taking your life, don't do it.
I'm gonna do the next game.
Like, bro, who ordered this?
No, it actually gets to a point, man.
Like, it generally gets to a point.
It's like so frustrating, bro.
Like, I'm gonna try to chill, try to watch the game,
and if people just order shit, no, it's like, why?
And why?
Do we have, uh...
Any folks?
No, I do not know.
Okay.
Oh, what's in here?
Got it.
What's in here?
Okay.
What's in here?
What?
Nothing.
Nothing?
Chad, where did he before?
Nothing.
What?
What?
Will you leave it on?
Yeah, I'll be back.
Looking for a port, bro.
I should use this?
Could.
Yeah, where are the ports?
Just for clothes, just for mergers.
Can't go wrong.
Hey Jack, somewhere around here, free out later.
This is a problem with millionaires.
They just keep their lights on, bro, just like upping the bills.
This is so fucked up.
They keep upping the door even if it has lights.
Tell me if you have no lights right now.
Thank you.
I'll take that.
Here, I'll set it up here.
I'll just talk to them.
Stoke, dollar, dollar, broke.
Just give me them.
Hey guys.
How y'all doing?
Bro, chat.
What?
There's definitely not.
There's no hold there.
I don't deserve it.
There's definitely not.
There's a ghost.
Hi guys.
Do y'all believe in ghosts in the chat?
Yeah, I thought of that.
Really?
Yeah.
What?
Haven't you seen some shit?
I don't see some shit in the locker here, anything like that.
I've had some weird shit happen.
I've seen some weird shit in the locker.
So tell the people, do you have any story times?
Any story times?
I'll talk to my head, man.
I'm not going to lie, bro.
Those those in this house, bro, come kill me.
That bum ass goes, bro.
I'm dead ass serious.
Listen to that.
I'm about to call Rod and just kind of go around and call off.
I think that's the real deal.
All righty.
What's it gonna do?
Whoa, it's me, Zozo.
Oh my God, I'm in white robes.
Come on, Jason and Lacey?
They didn't answer my phone.
Nobody answers my phone.
Let me call, um, who's more cool, Lacey or Jason?
Who would pick up my phone more?
All right, Jason. Jason at least will like, send me a text, be like, question mark.
Lacey would just...
Lacey doesn't answer my phone anymore. He switched up on the gang.
Wow.
Jason just dare not hung up my phone. Go fuck yourself, Jason.
What the hell is this?
All right, let me call.
Wait, Yu-Gi?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, but, like, Yu-Gi's a random kid.
I saw Yu-Gi say that when they were getting into New York when they went to the parade.
I
Hey
You're the first person I call bro. How's it looking over there?
Yo, yo, Yugi, can you do me a favor?
Can you rage bait Marlin the whole time?
I bet.
Yo, Marlin, your team's not winning, dick!
Your team's not winning!
You just called me a fat fuck.
Yo, what is with this ghost, bro?
I'm gonna be honest with you, Jack.
Who's the best team they'll go against?
I'll be honest with you though, if the USA makes it to the finals in the USA for the
first time. Everyone's gonna say it's rigged or they're gonna say it's sus.
They would have to beat Spain in France.
I feel like the United States is low key better than Spain.
I
Thought about say bro, you gotta think about it like they have a Megan ball, bro. We have like air I say is in
How much our World Cup tickets chat for nose leads right now
Is that even worth it to spend $5,000 for nosebleeds?
I'm not even kidding.
I actually don't even think that's worth it.
Wait, where's the finals game?
Where's it going to be at?
I think I'm going to it.
Is it New Jersey?
Why is my whole chat saying GG?
Why is my whole chat saying GG?
Huh?
This is called Lacy Toward
Lacy Toward Hardy that I said the diamonds in his salt
What about it bro?
Oh
Listen whatever lazy saying is happy. I never said the diamonds himself. I never said that shit
Does it look like I would say that shit
Yes
I'm coming back. Yes a thousand percent
What?
What? What does that mean?
What?
This is wrong. I'm prepping for the diamond term right now.
And the rest?
So they felt it, and he raised a fantastic high score.
That is an incredible club.
I need to test it for Julio Barz-ives.
You all saw this, mate.
Hey, I'm not gotta lie, bro!
Depending on the very cautiousๆ of our
typically different players.
Lacey, did say I said the diamond gym soft,
I never said that shit, no matter if I wrote.
I did say that shit.
Now what?
How did you not say that?
Show me bro.
Your parents are the rest of the year.
This time, in the hybrid cell alone.
I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.
I've got to chill. I'm on God, I'm kidding.
That's worth it.
Can I be honest with you guys?
Sweden might be the worst team I've ever watched play.
Like, no wonder Marlon wants them to win so badly.
like these guys had no hope you watch two games yeah but as someone who watched
two games I think I can get my input now like Japan should have never got knocked
out Germany should have won and like yeah bro I don't think there's like a
point like why go to a game of France
Goodbye Sweden! You're done! You're done! Yo, you're fucking done! Goodbye Sweden!
Hey, Sweden is done
Can we get a Marlin cam that guy's fucking done
I'm not gonna lie he is a thousand ten percent on suicide watch yo anyone who's sweetened in my chat man
I'm sorry. It's done. You're done
Hey, wrap this shit up
It's a joke, it's a play on words, because they don't know how to score.
The joke is basically like Sweden, but swept is also a word, so I combine them.
So I said swept in.
Who's Sweden's star player? The victor guy? Yeah.
The game's over.
Is there a chance that Sweden even comes back?
Is there even a chance?
These guys are just so quick on their feet.
Is soccer, I'm just going to call it soccer so that people can say football, because I'm actually going to ask a question.
soccer the biggest sport to like be
athletic in like is it the most athletic
you could be in the only reason I'm not
quite a football chat is because like NFL
like I would say football is soccer is
like harder than swimming you guys are
trim it. Really? It's swimming that thing?
Yeah, Chad, I'm talking about like everything combined. I'm talking like
athleticism, conditioning, strategic play, everything. Like everything all in. Not
just like one thing.
I don't think swimming is bad. I'll be honest with you, swimming is like very
hard I'll give it to you but is there is there like there's no like plays me you
don't wind up playing you just go on the whistle blow there's no time
hockey no but hockey is like low-key the Mickey because you can infinitely fly
bro you don't have to use your legs if you choose your legs once because it's
glide on the ice like like soccer you have to run like like I'm not even
trying to be funny though
yeah you have a stick
That's Marley. Marley's on the pitch right now.
How many miles do an average soccer player run? Like how many miles is it when they play?
miles? Damn bruh I should get into this squirt. I would lose a lot of weight.
Oh
Yo, who is this
Silky oh my god, I got these I showed a pixel of the screen
Wait, so what time does America play tomorrow? At 1? Earlier? I think it's early.
Can I actually get cancer from eating a bottle cap? Is that like a true story?
I think I'm gonna come back to the other place.
At least I can get myself into it.
Yeah, but it feels so good.
Does anyone know what I'm up for?
I don't have cancer in my eyes, stop being weird.
I'm actually scared though, Chuck, because I still get-
I have like an extreme headache,
and last night I thought I was gonna die in my sleep.
I fell asleep at like 9pm,
And I like was knocked out and all I could think about was just dying in my sleep
Like I don't know what it was. I swear to God. I was actually scared, but I kind of just accepted it like I just passed out
I was like
And I was like I felt pain in my eye and
like I felt pain in my body
Oh good block goalie
Yeah, this is a sexy angle bro like POV here on FaceTime with stable and all it up
Go to the one I want you got it. Yeah, I got you guys
What type of brands could I ever make to make it to FIFA?
Like, what is Aramco? I'm gonna look this up.
Like, bro, I don't even know what these brands are.
National Oil Company of Saudi.
Oh, God. Oh, yeah. Never mind, bro.
Yeah, never fucking mind.
Oh
He's hope this I know give him a penalty shot
Wait, so these guys are sponsored by Saudi and we're sponsored when we played by fucking mr. Beast chocolate
And Saudi offered me chat like a hundred million dollars to go to their platform and live in Saudi for like three years
Would y'all want me to do it?
No guys, I wouldn't take that deal bro. Not everything's for money
Get up
I'll be honest with you check like I would never like sell my soul and don't say cap
But if someone offered me a hundred dollars and they would like do whatever they they could literally do whatever they want to be for an hour
I'm not kidding a hundred million
Wow, what a block bro. One thing I don't understand is goalies get the most hate chat when they
like don't win, but at the same time they have the most important hardest job, to be
honest with you. But they have the hardest thing ever. It reminds me of like being an
IGL and Fortnite like I have the hardest like I've got the hardest job ever yet
Yeah
18
Sweden just like
There I say chat
They snuck in! They're the random kids! They're the random kid of the World Cup!
Why do you look so disleveled? What does that mean?
Were you replaced? Be honest!
Like, do you guys just say like everyone and everything is a fucking phone?
Like I'm not even kidding.
I'm not even getting it, I just heard that word.
So I went up one day instead of wearing black shirts on stream, I started wearing like colored.
Did you guys think I'm close?
I started wearing like colored you guys think I'm close
Sweden you got to do something bro. This is like the mickey as fuck like how did y'all make it into the World Cup?
They had a better chance putting more than in the game
Like am I trippin or no?
Like that ass just showed up on Marlin in the game, bro.
That's not dick riding, bro.
Like, at least Marlin would have, like, brought more viewers into his face.
And he would have pro- I'm not gonna lie.
Marlin and Loki would have scored.
I don't want to be that guy, but I'm gonna be that guy.
I have something to say to you, so it's a big thank you to my assistant and my assistant plays at the park
I'm so so nice to the park, the parks, the places to go to
Holy shit, Sweden!
Maybe stop flopping and do something productive?
You're not getting a penalty, bro!
I'm not even getting football players to actually make me so mad, bro
They just flopped to the easiest shit ever
Be a fucking man!
I just realized he was an act worthy of the same kind of type.
I'm not even kidding, man, like, at least say, man, what do we say about that?
Come on Ray, you get it?
You got a boner?
Oh shit.
I miss when you were funny.
Yeah, you think I'll get doxed on Twitter if I tweet out Yo Sweden, how did you make
it in?
You had a better chance of Marlin playing.
I gotta hit keywords.
I gotta hit keywords.
like should I get on like Japanese timeline should I be like Japan Japan you
should have won or you should have been in wait who did Sweden verse against
that they they got accepted
So should I say like, Poland should have been in this?
The trick is that you tweet it at the end of the game because that's when all the people
are on Twitter.
Wait.
Oh no.
Haha! Yo! What does he even do?
I'm deadass serious bro, more than get in the game. I'm deadass.
I just opened up Marlon's chat and someone said fake Swedish and then called him the hard-on
I'm gonna close that chat
You're so handsome, thank you bro, appreciate that
Oh my god, look at the way they...
Well, how do you get at that high chat?
Is anyone in my chat even good at sports like this?
Like, this is elite.
Scorpion, you don't do anything in your life besides
sit and switch channels.
I
They will play here from Scotland shout out the ladies in the chat if you're in the chat right now you're literally dropping me
Hi, I'll let me do it ladies. This one's for you
Feel free to screenshot
Yeah, I got you I got you go I
I got you I got you ladies um to the girlie who's listening right now hey
if you're in an uber play this hey if you're ever in an uber any girls in my
chat and the Uber driver's scaring you just play this yo baby where you at
right now yo you're in an uber you know I gotta come over there and beat the
shit out of that guy in the uber I have your location right now so I need to
come over there and show that guy a lesson like you see has he ever fucked
with a 6-4 dude built let's play that you know I'm saying play that in the uber
that ass that's pretty good no
Yeah.
Sweeter than a cupcake. I'll be honest with you guys. I don't eat cupcakes anymore.
I'm not 5'4", bro. I'm not 5'4". I'm 5'8".
The sweeter than grandma's cookies, that doesn't make sense cause cookies don't taste sweet.
Yo, I'm not gonna lie, like make this sweeten game entertaining, Marlon just take off your
shirt and run.
I'm dead ass.
Like hydration break is just another excuse for them to run ads in the fucking stream,
huh?
Is there any Sweden fans in my chat that genuinely like believe that there's a chance right now?
There's like 20 minutes left of this game.
I'm from Sweden, bro. You guys can't just say you're from Sweden because you go to IKEA once a week, though.
Oh, there's Daddy! Yo, CEO! Come here!
I like soccer
Oh my god, oh my god
What does Olyse do? He's missed like four goals now.
See, that's what I'm going to tell you though. Like, I would have made that.
Are you sitting or standing? What do you think, bro?
Like what do you actually think? Of course, I'm sitting
It's not treating me like I'm like not even like tall bro, like it's so annoying
Why don't I see a monkey with headphones on?
What is that?
72 minutes, that's an hour and 12 minutes for anyone who doesn't know.
I'm about to hit four goals right now.
Yeah, but that plus two is other things than that.
I
Switch which algorithm thinks I'm a thorn what does that mean?
Yeah, no trouble you came in here my thingy went up
I think Marlin killed himself. I think there's literally like oh god now. Oh my god
What do you need? I need one more in Boppa's hole. I need that. That's what I need it. That's right there what I need it
No, I'm not even kidding bro, we need a Marlin Cam.
Wait, what is your exact parlor?
Oh Marlon, I want my 100th gifted.
I put France advance and Boston to go, Mexico to advance, and the Netherlands to go.
I don't know.
Yo.
What does that mean?
I think Mexico to advance is...
to balance here, on score, on goal.
Marlon's crying?
Hey.
Tell him I'm gonna need my 500, I don't give a fuck if he's crying.
They're saying Valencia is not scoring
Hey shout out to Mbappe bro, you deserve it. Me and you like, are we fighting this?
or players that are going to be remembered for history.
I look at why in Bob Bainow when the world calls him.
He deserves it after last time.
He should have won last time, I'll be honest with you.
It's absolutely on fire.
Sorry to change this idea.
Just so you know, I think today
we're gonna have a little bit of a
bit of a tough time.
We're on to a sit down.
It's gonna be better.
There's something about the french captain.
They really do jazz it.
They're gonna have a big stand.
They're gonna have a lot to fight about.
Nobody's gonna take positions
that must be a nightmare to be playing.
I am the Nightmare!
The Nightmare!
Who knows what I'll die about?
Now let's head in the room.
So, Marlon, do you want to get me a hundred subs?
Or do you want to send me 500 bucks?
What's the most amount of goals that were ever scored in a World Cup game chat like against the team like has it ever been like 80
It was seven to one hill
Oh my god the commentators are laughing. Oh my god like this is sad
Brazil and Germany
Ron the fame changed you we used to be so close who the fuck are you?
Yeah, no it doesn't.
Can you go keep your life?
At least you can't close that top one, can you?
Done.
Hang around my girls watching.
Tell her to click off.
I hear Giddy too.
Bro, okay, I'm going to leak the script chat.
I don't want to leak it because FIFA told me not to, but here's how it's going to go.
Marlon's going to do a fake crying segment and Bobbitt's going to score another goal
and he's going to score a hat trick.
The crowd is going to go crazy.
They're going to say he's the greatest and then he's going to just chill.
What type of virus does this person contain?
I'm John
No, he's just a pale
He's built row Sweden actually needs to hit the weight room bro. They're a bunch of fucking children, bro
But they're getting a little boy right now
I'm telling you bro, they should have put Marlon in the game y'all called me stupid, bro
Who is number two on Sweden he need to be killed in game
Rare moment where he did something
Yeah, bro imagine a bop they started flying around the fucking pitch, bro
You know people out there that wake up every single day and they start their day with FIFA like that's actually nuts
I don't want to be any more chat I just want to be
There's 5 million people in that arena?
Kind of nuts.
How do they fit 5 million people in a fucking studio?
It does not look like 5 million.
Any Swedish women in the chat that need comforting?
DM my friend, Lays on Instagram.
Why do I see Saeed with his headphones everywhere bro?
Like Saeed get us his has his headphones on for every game.
I'm just like 100 degrees out he's wearing a sweatshirt long sleeve.
Bradley Martin's running?
Yeah, what's the seat even do?
Check who's number two
What is that guy's last name?
Look at him.
Neve.
That's literally, his name is literally Neve and then G or YBN.
I
Say it
Eight from Ireland you stung
chat why do I like what do I I get like real advice of what to do with this
fucking strain in my eye I'm not kidding bro it's like actual games I got a
little bit of what doctors gonna see me say
I
Don't have to wait for days
Let me call my girlfriend to set me up an appointment
Hi, can you make me a doctor's appointment?
My high it's like hitting pain in my nose and my ears
Okay, try to get one of these set please I'm in pain
They need a kid I need a kid I
Need a kid
My penis
You know, at least they just give strokes to the board.
They're taking off at Moppe?
But why?
The sun?
That is not the sun.
That is the moon.
I
What do you mean by
Hey, tell Marlin. I'm gonna need my $500 bro
Okay, but what about they squirt three goals in the next six minutes
How much would that pay?
They might pay a million dollars.
Okay, hot take, offside is the bullshit thing.
Let's just get rid of it.
That's why when I was in the charity match,
in a charity match I didn't want to score when I had a chance because there was no point.
There was dead ass no point I was outside.
All right I gotta start tweeting chat. All right chat pick the caption ready.
I'm going to type, LOL, Sweden might be the worst team I have ever watched.
You guys had a better chance having Marlon play for you guys, dot, dot, dot.
Olin should have been the ones to play this round.
At least they would have scored something.
OK, what is the worst thing that could happen here?
Is that actually going to get me in trouble, you think?
In Sweden a scary place, they got like lollipops and shit, no?
Because what if I ever want to visit Sweden?
Wait, they said I'll get banned from IKEA.
I'm just going to tweet Sweden. I might hit every keyword. Sweden, I don't know, first
thing we'll do? OMG Mbappe is so good. How do you spell Mbappe chat?
N-B-A-P-P-E.
All I'm doing, Bap-A, is so...
is so good.
I'm not even kidding.
France might win the World Cup. Look at these keywords.
And then we put...
Come on, hold on.
Sweden would have hit a... would have
had a better chance winning if they added Marlin to the team lol bang that's
gotta be a minimum like 13 that's getting a minimum 13 likes
yo what do they even do Marlins mad yo tell Marlin I need my five hundred
And I need it now
Why need my 500 oh I just got DM myself security number
Yeah
Guys I'm about as the deal has there ever been like two goals scored in a minute
Is that even possible
I think compared to more cities, it's the one thing in the family where one can be on top of the other.
Leo actually predicted this perfectly.
He said it was going to be 3-0 France.
It's going to be 3-0 for the Empire.
On the left, on the right, on the left.
His exact words were...
3-0 for France against Caroline on 2-9 on the 4th.
I can't see it.
On the right, on the left, on the right, on the right, on the 4th.
Oh wait.
3-0 for France against Caroline on 2-9 on the 4th.
His exact words were...
France wins easy 3-0.
They're fucking rolling with them, Bop and Fire, while Sweden's just there to get railed.
Every game is 0-0, but they just foreplay.
Les Bleus is going to bend him over soon.
Want me to predict how many times it'll bop a nut on their defense?
Four minutes of additional time. You got this, Sweden.
All you need is one goal per minute right now.
Like, if you're a Sweden player, do you just stop playing? I'm not even kidding.
They got pens over, fucked in their ass, then it got dry because of how the girl wasn't
even just like wet, and then not only that, like the dick got stuck and then it got fucked
over again and again and again, I'm not even kidding.
Thank you.
You're very welcome.
Maybe I got a chill chat.
I probably have some ladies that watch me, I think I'm weird now.
I'm sorry ladies.
I'm actually sorry.
I'm gonna donate some money to the
I'm gonna donate some money to period cramps investigation.
I love you ladies.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
It's a big year.
It's a good year.
Well, can you send $200,000 to the mini-carrier
next to the station?
Thanks.
This guy's going to make a sense about doing the job
and saving money for the service.
Yeah, he's going to make a sense.
He's going to be terrified.
He's going to be terrified.
He's going to be terrified.
What the fuck?
He's going to be terrified.
He's going to be terrified.
He's going to be terrified.
Thanks, I asked Mr. Blitzen, because that boy was
visiting during the six-hour box, and he was going to
finish the tent.
Yo, Chet, so am I going to ever see this $500 big
from Marlott, or no?
He's going to be at the top of this.
You can let police keep him on, and set him up.
He's one of our school physical number nine.
What are you going to take and what is it that you're going to say?
I said you want to make a very smart decision.
Brother, this has nothing to do with fucking Rocky over here.
How? What is the similar to this besides Rocky besides the ball?
No number of balls out there, please.
No number of balls, Jason.
Wait, you should be the first one to go.
I don't know how to say what he needs to do.
I don't know.
You said it before, but you're not saying anything.
I'm trying to work for you beautiful twerp
What does that even mean bro like?
This is type shit, you know sweetie give up route give up you have two minutes to score three goals
You've a better kid. There's a better kid to be giving a six-pack in the end of June, bro. She's today
Oh
No, this is this is the dick in the ass right here don't score again
My teacher I'm not Dylan forward
His name is that I would let him dominate me
So what is the point of flopping right there for you to be on fucking Twitter people making fun of you?
Bro, get off your fucking knees the game's over
Fucking Sun is in my eyes
No, I can't fucking see, son.
Oh, it's so fucking historical.
You're trying to run away from it.
Bro, yeah, get that shit out of here.
We won
Well, I'm telling you, bro
And just like that it's over
Wow Marlin Marlin Marlin you owe me 500
Marlin you owe me $500
You'll be 500.
Am I ever gonna see that money channel?
I need my money.
Yo, I need my money, morgue!
I need my money!
I need my money!
I need my money!
I need my money!
I need my money!
Get him in the fucker room!
He just said that he's scamming the fuck out of me.
They just told him.
They probably got him to scam you.
You guys feel like you're gonna send him off stream or something?
That's why your team is gone, Mark.
Your team is fucking done for.
They were fucking chud.
So I'm not even kidding you.
Sweden should be ashamed of that game.
I'm either kidding.
kidding like that was actually the worst game I've ever watched all they date
I'm dead ass serious the whole Sweden team just did cardio like they literally
just they should have just ran a treadmill today I'm not even kidding you
know bro come here take the camera bro I'm always not gonna give me shit back
I'm gonna say something I need my money bro
I
Do we want that
Don't be one, bro
I'm sorry to jerseys. I need something bro. I need my money
hmm
My wish I take the silver silver thing also, bro. No as well
That's how I take that like I need my money, bro. Like have I ever skinned anyone?
But that I have I ever skinned anyone. No, I need something
What do they say I got no service here?
sign
Hold PC
Sell an item of clothing on eBay
Flag there's a lot of viewers in the flag
Oh, that's another pretty good one.
Oh, they nailed it in Chad, they nailed it in.
And this is why you guys gotta stop like hyping up Marlin, because this whole room is silver
silver, like I'm leaving that out.
Like this is just Chad.
Someone said, don't you dare touch our flag.
Someone said buy a France flag and replace it.
That's actually kind of funny.
Oh look.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah, sweet again, yeah, yeah, yeah.
What do you want here, bro?
You tell me.
Let's take this, bro.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
That was cardboard.
This is real shit.
I can't run that.
It's too heavy, bro.
I'm even showing it, bro.
My arms are not a hole in the wall.
I can't run that.
It's too heavy, bro.
I'm even showing it, bro.
My arms are not a hole in the wall.
I'm gonna take this just the end yeah I'm gonna take it bro this is mine now
Marlin until you give our money this is mine you don't think that's too far no
wait are you sure that's not too far that's on that's on oh watch out there's
What?
Rascal, you're not lying.
One of those I gave you, I got one of those.
I was so happy to come in.
I wonder how you're doing.
I actually gave him that 2.2 bar student.
What?
I was actually giving him that 2.2 bar student.
Will you take it to our studio?
What the fuck is that?
You guys are 20.
No, he's got a couple of teeth.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
What are you doing?
Wait, what was that?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
What are you doing?
Wait, what was that?
No?
Yeah, that guy stole it from his room.
I think he ripped it off something.
No.
Why?
I was just gonna kill him.
Can I start on?
Are you flustered?
I just saw that, right?
Oh my god, man. I'm just gonna fight out a phase R.
That's not phase.
What is it? It's Lossy.
I know, I know.
So what are you going to do today?
Since I'm under construction, where you can go live for a while.
Yeah, I thought he said a little good things about construction.
So I'm going to go live in there.
I don't want to wait for hours.
You don't want to go live now? Maybe we can do something together?
I don't know, but we haven't done anything.
Maybe we can do something together.
Maybe. Me?
Maybe.
Maybe.
Maybe. Me?
Maybe.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
We'll play Mega Chameleon, but we could.
What if we do Mega Chameleon hockey?
Yo, we have one so we never give you yours.
The one with the carbon fiber hood.
Yeah, come here.
Is this gonna come in here?
What is the R in there?
It's a Harley?
Where does it go wrong?
Oh, shit.
What do you mean shit?
You can't tell.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
What's in there?
It's like it's...
Oh
She's just sitting in the corner
So bro, what are you gonna have?
Where's my suit?
Oh, okay.
Oh, where's uh, Marlon?
Oh, okay, uh, Lacey?
Oh, Riley?
I don't know, part of the-
Ha ha ha!
Yeah, I know, I was just like,
hey, what is that for?
Yo, we're going to the area!
Come on, we're going to the horror house!
Yo, come on, let's do this in the crowd!
Hey, look at that!
No, not yet, bro.
I'll be on in a couple hours.
You're a good kid.
Alright, we'll just go ahead and cycle.
No, no, no, no.
Can we just go, could we just watch you play more rivals?
I'm not playing more rivals.
Could we just watch you play?
Oh shit.
Could we just come see how you chill then?
It's just so far, Terry.
It's only a matter of time.
It's only a matter of space.
Look at the camera.
Oh no, it'll be on us!
No, I'm gonna be back on top, I'm gonna be back on top.
It could be on us, but it'll be on here.
Oh okay, then the big dead door is closed.
I'm gonna close the door now.
Damn, he really got a wall in the door though, huh?
Should we knock to see if he's open?
Ah, I'm gonna knock.
You need two hours to open the door.
Hello?
Oh, he's in there.
Yeah, bro.
Yeah?
Yeah.
We're going to see Bob, but they don't have a name.
It's not going to be anything to do with this weird, uh, uh, human mom.
No.
You played with X2C?
Oh, X2C.
But, uh, it's like you say, I think like this is for the people, and for the bricks,
and people break it down.
I like this, Rob.
This is actually great tech.
I hate your face.
Yes.
Oh my god.
You're gonna laugh. You're gonna start laughing when you're controlling things.
You're gonna start laughing?
Are you okay? Are you just a baby?
I'm paralyzed.
Oh no.
It ain't me.
That's not a paralysis.
It ain't me. Copy.
It ain't you.
There's another game on it's nor versus India. This is earlier. Oh my god. I got I gotta send you the craziest tick-tock
Bro, it was like bro
I think he's epic bro, I didn't see that
I don't know if anyone saw it earlier, but he's gone for good.
Thank god.
Thank fucking god.
Doesn't make you sad?
No, bro.
Makes you want to celebrate and throw something to the girl.
Bro, you should take Dean with him, bro.
Why is?
Yo, I'm confused.
It's more than that, it's not paying me.
You know what's crazy, chat?
You know what's crazy, Jack? If I lost a bet, I would pay up.
It's like, I don't know. Alright, should we go back to desktop maybe?
Oh my god. What are you doing?
This is just like fire. No, you're not!
It just feels like you're playing third person, I don't know.
So, what must we know how you hang GTA 6 early?
First person mode.
You're a third person, bud.
Hey Burger, we want $500.
Burger we want $500.
We love these locations.
Why don't you just sit all day in this bath?
good. Yeah, tomorrow, by the way, I don't know if you know this, I ordered to a mansion. Yep, a new house burger.
I said I ordered to a new house. It's going to be fucking 80 inches tall burger.
Big yawn.
Big yawn.
Okay.
Anything?
Hmm.
Should I put my mouth over his whole head?
Put his face on your mouth.
Nah, they're gonna think I'm weird, but like, you don't do that all the time.
He's not weird, bro.
No, because then they're going to say I'm like a weirdo, but everyone does that with their animals every day.
They find murder.
I can't. I can't.
It's like you're putting peanut butter on your crotch challenge.
What?
It's just like that. It's the same thing. You just...
That's not going to happen with your pet.
One time I picked Jackson up, like by his body, and I put it against the wall, and I started like, kissing him.
He might be the first dog to experience that.
Thanks, Cap.
We already got him in the jungle.
We got our first pet.
You like that, remember?
He actually likes my finger, his ear.
There's like a mush in there, like...
I don't even know if he's going to do a shake or anything.
I don't even know what he's doing.
I don't even know what...
That's what I'm talking about!
I don't have it. I don't think at all.
You did not just sneeze on me dude!
I should be back in school till I can just say what we bought.
I'm gonna figure out how to do it.
Cuz I probably think the germs would like kill them bro.
Like...
Did someone order the tickle monster?
Do not bro, nobody ordered that bro, I promise you, nobody ordered that, nobody ordered
it bro, do not, do not bro, nobody ordered this, nobody ordered this bro, I'm cornered,
Help burger!
Burger?
What do you even do?
All right, just punch me, punch me, let's see if you can.
Ow, ow, burger, ow, ow, burger, ow, ow, stop, stop.
He's hurting me, burger, help me, help me, burger, help,
help, help me.
He's just ready to eat your bodies, bro, whatever it is.
All right.
Nope, we're back here.
All right.
Shall we?
Sure.
Maybe hop on?
Yeah, we're going right up.
Stop saving W's streams.
I'm literally about to play Suffolk Lades, bro.
I'm down to watch the Mexican game.
What time is the Mexico game at?
Mi-Mijos?
6.
6.
6 o'clock. Oh god
Wait so my dead ass is never getting my money
Like my actually is never getting my money
Brother you scammed to name one thing I've ever scammed today in my life tell me go I challenge you quick
Quickly try to name quick as possible one thing that I've scammed
Um, Jason's $10,000 asked Jason if he ever got that money.
If he says no, he's lying.
I paid him.
He's just doing it for attention, guys.
Next, what's the next one?
What's the next one?
Scammed my viewers when I told them I'd get a six pack.
Guys, I have a six pack.
I saw something weird, so when I was walking down the room, I saw a stable room on a bruise
headset, and it makes me think that there might be a chance that Jinxie might have closed
the stable room and that the run that you guys see nowadays isn't actually the real
The real Ron might be in the basement of John Pork, but I might soon come as well.
Guys, I don't know what the fuck is happening. I don't know what's going on.
But once you enter Jiddy's Mansion, there's a good chance of you-
So you guys think as a grown man, I got cloned to be under John Pork's-
What?
Yo, guys-
Me and Ron Dale and John Pork are gonna be people that are able to know the real truth.
Okay, yeah, not a clone.
I'm Los Polos Tweet, stream tomorrow July 1st.
My dream and my hope is that we all be united
and love together just for one day.
Will it happen?
Only you can decide.
Well, that July 1st is Los Appreciation Day.
I'm just gonna sit back and watch, bro.
Will the comments on July 1st, will they be good?
Will they be positive?
I love you, handsome man.
Thank you so much.
You're my favorite singer of all time.
That warped my heart.
Thank you.
Love, soon save my life.
Thank you so much, man.
You know it's crazy, I'm not even kidding, I don't think it's like a hot take.
I think if Lowstream on Twitch throughout like the last couple years, like he would
be one of the biggest streamers like ever.
I'm not even kidding.
I genuinely believe that.
Like, I swear to God.
Bro, he gained 200,000 followers on Twitch without streaming on Twitch.
You know how nuts that is?
You think Lowstream will pick up my phone call right now or no?
We love you, Los.
We love you, man.
Happy Los Appreciation Day.
Okay, you didn't pick up the phone.
Man, go fuck yourself, Los.
Your day's not until tomorrow anyway.
Go fuck yourself.
Fuck, people.
Yo, cowboy.
They even have five gifted, man.
I'm much appreciated.
You saved your life.
Los!
We love you, bro.
I'm dead ass serious.
Yo, so be honest with me.
I'm not gonna lie to you.
I'm not gonna lie to you.
I'm not gonna lie to you.
And be honest right if I have to be a kick streamer to get a gambling deal would y'all still support it?
Would you just tell me I'm done? You're just good off me
Yeah, I don't think I could ever I don't think I could go bro like permanently facts or no
I don't think I could ever leave bro. I just like people always say yo stubble Roberto
You know what I'm saying like you probably do this shit for the money. I'll be honest with you guys. You make my day
seeing you guys every single day makes my day seeing those kekwas seeing those
W's seeing all types of shit like that water is your myself but 20 million is
20 million okay well it's nice on ya nice
stake deal and watch XCC train and Aiden but I'm not gonna lie I would I told you
Are you gonna react to this album? Oh, Lays in the Bathroom.
Um, let's see here. Ken Carson Experiment Album. Playboy Cardi, Two Hollis, Little Uzi
Vert, Young Thug Destroyed Lonely. Twenty-two songs?
Geez, Louise. Do you guys want me to react to this? We can't. Thursday night. I'm not
against it. I'll be honest with you two
chordy songs, one destroy lonely, one
young thug, one oozy. There is an
interlude. Why is there a song called
The Ritual?
The answer's from, much appreciated bro.
Messi is just like you.
Is he actually acoustic or not?
I don't think he's autistic, I think he's just like, I feel like everyone has a little
bit of autism in their life, like no troll.
Hey bro, three apples tall, yo dumbfuck, I don't know if you know this, but this is
called a point of view, aka a POV, you're above me dumbass, yo dumbass bro, I'm not
actually, do I have to go outside, pick three apples off the fucking ground to show you,
you dumbass?
Oh, exclamation mark, actual height, three apples, yo, what other bullshit ass commands
do I have in my chat bro, no, you might as well tell me bro.
What other bullshit-ass commands do I have?
Please, I'd like to be alert now.
Oh, exclamation mark phone.
Stable Ronaldo is chronically addicted to using his phone
rather than focusing on chat in the stream.
Kindly ask him to get off his phone during the stream
if you notice him relapsing.
Okay, nice, exclamation mark, wait.
Just five foot two inches of pure muscle
with the body build of a midget and the mind of a toddler.
Okay, exclamation mark job, never worked one.
exclamation mark lebron you are my sunshine my only say yo how many fucking
commands are there stable ronardo has unfortunately passed away his moderator
team has made the executive decision to immortalize this channel by running
reruns from stable ronardo's twitch career into yo you're gonna actually make
it believe that people think that I'm yo exclamation mark 2027 homeless
Druggy at 24 and he sold the GT3 exclamation mark roster Dean Brandon Noah Armando Raul
Caesar Jamal Esteban Julio Mikey Ricky and Bruno
What is this man stable Ronaldo does indeed have a child he had they slashed them at the
age of 15 and keeps their life private due to personal reasons
No, this is like disgusting exclamation mark laundry settings heavy-duty normal dry 58 minutes high
temperature yeah I'm not even kidding we've lost we lost like every type of like possible like
brain cell man night dead serious
yo son bro it's good son bro just chillin you know the use what's you on
bro just honestly chilling bro I'll be honest you want nothing much how about
you just a chill on bomb banana wait was this what Gilbert was talking about
Meet the world's least qualified monkey bomb squad.
One monkey can't see.
I think I'm about to cut the wrong wire.
One monkey can't speak.
One monkey can't hear.
Uh, hey, can you guys hear me?
Hello?
And a bomb about to explode.
Diffuse the bomb.
I'll be honest with you, games nowadays is trying to figure out any singular way
To make like something just hit bro like this friend sloppy slop slop before time runs out
Okay, yeah, this is like one time that first time chatter this guy needs to get time out for a week
Somehow who operates
And somehow I'll be honest with you
Like I'm not playing this monkey game, bro. I'm gonna be honest
like everyone is trying to copy this fucking game mech a chameleon bro how
many sales has this game actually had there's 20,000 positive reviews is there
a way to see how many people have bought this game is it 10 million for real holy
shit brother what is 10 million times six that that's 60 million yeah yeah
they're lit holy fuck how old were the guys that created this bro like can you
Jewish can you imagine though like making 60 million dollars like off of fucking one video game
And they have like no advertiser should I make a game or no?
Would you game be?
What is fierce to fathom?
Pretty good a
Our game to be honest
Yeah, I like watch I fun to watch is there anything on the steam marketplace for stable
Nothing absolutely nothing
You and they should play wait spheres of Adam is that is that multiplayer? No, I didn't know that thought of solo
That's multiplayer
Really, but is it actually scary like I'm not trying to play some boof ass no scary bullshit, bro
You guys got to keep in mind. I'm like a manly man, bro. Like I need something that's actually gonna scare me
Here's a fathom is it this one?
I'm not usually the one to write for the internet. I also convinced my boyfriend Marcus to write so
I
Think the music is throwing me off crazy. Yeah, I swear when I watch someone play it
It was actually like entertaining. I watched him put a solo one
Okay, you please disable getting tagged bro. I did us here, bro. Please like how you hear it
I don't also don't know how to turn it off. I closed it
You don't hear it anymore
No, I closed it. You open it for one second. Just one second
Yep, I want to see if it's actually just so fine. Let me know if you can hear it. I'm gonna open it right now really quick here you go
Do you let me know if you hear it
Do you hear it is it going off?
I don't know how to make it so it doesn't do this bro.
I tried to look in the settings but couldn't find it.
Not gonna lie.
Go to settings and mute mention.
You know what's crazy?
Every time I end my stream I hear it still too.
I'm not even sure.
Do what I'm saying.
Mute mention sounds.
Yeah I see it.
Mention.
Oh, found it.
Nice, bro.
There you go.
Outlaw just ruined the fun for anyone who tags Lays.
It's over.
Backrooms has never been scary.
I'll be honest with you.
This movie was garbage.
The game is garbage.
Backrooms is never scary.
You know what game is kind of fun?
But I'll be honest with you.
We could.
We very much could.
But it's kind of like eh.
There's like some cool games.
like raft there's like I don't know though like I want to play like a game man
fears of fathom is like not a scary game for me bro and not to mention it's the
middle of the day bro it's the middle of the fucking day
Broad day scary game. Come on though. Ron gets scared.
that's scary I'll be honest bro I'll be honest I'm installing a game and I did
scamp like stream yeah that's some fuck shit for you look I got it guys are we
back
nice bro my solo leveling game was being installed that I strategically played
only for 118 minutes. I was supposed to play 120 minutes, so I lowkey did a little bit
of a scab. I'll be honest with you.
That's okay.
We can play GTA RP.
I don't have installed, I don't think.
Same. Back a lot. Fully same.
Yup.
Um, this is the problem about not having games nowadays, bro. Like, there's nothing to really
choose from. Like, I don't want to play Mecha Chameleon, just me and you.
1v1 mecha-chameleon let me see my shit bro I have Marvel Rivals mecha-chameleon
guys I can't get on rust every time I get on rust you guys just stream snag
saying the hard R like I don't know what you want me to do
I could get on Siege with you I'm actually down if you are but like what is
the objective here like we need like an objective bro like I don't want to just
get on it I don't want to just get off a get on a game like brainlessly you know
I'm saying that's kind of that's what it's all about though. No, bro. No, we just get our ranks and played away and bro
No, that's the point
But then this
Bro, no, I want to be something bigger than just a shooter game, bro
Like I want to be something different. Maybe little VR chat
I'll get a VR chat. Okay, but is VR chat like is that bad or can I get can I get banned or no?
What it would definitely wouldn't take very long
Your chance like a 20 minute fucking game dead on stream on stream. Yeah, I'm sure
No
You have the good settings on I'm pretty sure
Okay, so what's the worst thing that could happen if we get on VR chat right now?
Can there be porn that gets shown on my screen?
Well, I need to I need to I need to close my thing guys. I have 40 hours play it
Yeah, dumbasses on stream you guys think I play this game off stream like
guys you really think I sit here and play VR chat all fucking camera
it's time bro VR chat yep we're gonna play we're gonna play until we get banned
Is that actually how I met my girlfriend?
That's good.
Yeah, me and her became VR besties.
Should I take off my full cam for full immersion?
Why does she just open on my second monitor?
Okay, hold on.
Oopsies.
Hello.
Can anyone hear me?
Oh shit. Let me switch it to my terms real quick. Wait one second.
Celestia or Cyber what? Huh?
Favorite of five. Gifted Peak Knight. Much appreciated.
Thanks. Wait I have to purchase these? Say it on fucking
fucking god
Wait, I have to buy
I had a question on you the only avatars I have is Chris Hansen and fucking Steve Bob Harpits
Yo, how the fuck do I like how do I go to being a furry do I have to buy shit now?
Chats say on God I have to buy shit now
These are people go this there should be like a skin world or some shit hose DM me why is your name?
Hello's lady is your status and your bios hosie
Sexy Jewish Giot boy 20 years
Love fun walks on the beach. Love a good time 18 plus live laugh love
I'm here for a good time. Not a long time. God did I was 20 years old the last time I changed this and now I'm about to be
24 holy shit, bro
You're in do not disturb so I can't request to join you
Dude, that's because I was having E6 you fucking dork something that you
Yeah, I'm gonna invite you bro. Tell you read my bio
All right, so here's what's gonna happen, bro
I'm gonna deafen because we need a we're gonna roll play
Well, it's because I invited you dude, I said I invited you so can you pick out?
You guys
Such another invite, bro. Let me know if you got that
Hold on let me put on my hand cam. Oopsies. Oh, that's my girl. Oh, that's ladies. Hold on
All right, my hand cams on for former
Let's play
I make sure it's my right mic.
Yeah okay.
I'm not getting to my element.
Yeah okay, can you hear me or no?
It's good bro, can you hear me?
Aw, it's a nice skin, bro.
Like, what the fuck are you supposed to be?
Like, I'm dead ass ass.
Like, what the fuck are you supposed to be, bro?
Hell, Galian.
Yo, bro, can I be honest with you?
Do you have any like, good work?
Yeah.
worlds we can go to. Yeah, let me go. I'm gonna look up so no one knows what
portal we're in. Alright guys, he does not look like Jake.
Oh
Rate my skin chat
Are they good?
This motherfucker didn't
You motherfucker
We're gonna we're gonna lose we're gonna lose people. Oh my god my cam. Oh, no, I didn't mean to show people what I look like
Oh, god
I'm joining you
God's fucking damn it bro. I I'm joining wrong server
Wait before you know before we play let me just do mind if I just sing something for everyone in the chat
There you go, brother. Oh
I will smile for hours at a time, stare at the ceiling and take what's mine, and when
they ask me how I'm doing, I respond.
I'm fine when they ask me how I'm doing, I respond.
But the fact is, I can never get off of my mattress.
Hey, that's what the point of the mask is.
Alright, where we at bro, put it down.
And here we go.
Let's go, Clicks!
You got this speed you got this speed
Oh
Y'all got one more
Yo, yo, there's a lot of sound going-
Whoa.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's a lot of-
There's a lot of bullshit going on.
Hey, what's your name?
Oh, it's a bad name!
A bad-
Yo!
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
Know that's not why hey, I got
My mic working
Let's go find you
All right, well, I got just I got said you're definitely a fucking monkey
Guys I'm gonna make my face came a little smaller just for all the ladies in chat. Oh
my hand cam will stay
excuse me guys um can i have a group announcement
i have an announcement what's your announcement dude what's your announcement
i'm getting hunted
i'm gonna die
i called the wrong number
dude can you chill bro? he's trying to give us an announcement
chill dude.
chill dude.
just chill dude before you get blocked.
you don't want to get blocked.
public announcement.
public announcement is here.
cross is gonna take the microphone.
cross has the public announcement.
okay. public announcement.
let's go.
we got speed.
here you go.
come on dude.
there's too many people in here.
Oh
Like I just can't play this shit well, what did I just join?
I can't even leave, oh god.
Oh god.
Oh god.
He's blocked that.
probably brown is getting stream sniped
can y'all just stop
what if i said please
is that moist critical?
hey guys can you answer my question? how y'all doing?
is that f***ing...
is that f***ing...
up are you like I can't play this shit I can't I can't play bro there's too many
Fucking people sniping man
Just block all these guys well like dead ass
table
Oh
Yep, I cut that guy off cut that guy off bro
What did triple T do I don't know fucking scream and I say I didn't
Yeah, bro, what the fuck are we supposed to do everybody's just no
We got instantly hard on us. Well, it was a cozy world too. I
Know bro, I'm just trying to chill just trying to play the game, bro
I'm just trying to make a friend or two
Just trying to have fun and then motherfuckers in this chat. It just has to be fucking rude, bro
Like cool, bro. You can sit in the other way, bro. We can all say we just don't have respect
Yeah, I mean, there's a couple world bro. It's actually true, bro
They're actually right like a low key
It's all about the creepy world
Bro, but the end of the day bro like no the one thing about me is that it's all about respect, bro
And these guys is don't give respect my dead ass. Should I just hide my screen when I get lobby?
Honestly, bro, you could because I just found the map I was looking for but it's 18 plus so make sure you're on your A game
Well, hold on. I'm dropping the port you ready?
Robert then I'm at the face reveal
I'm going in.
Alright, I'm joining.
Guys, you don't know what I look like, bro.
I
Afternoon stable Ronaldo, hold on guys. I can't show the screen just yet
I'm fucking out. Hey, hey, can I, can I get in? Can I get in? Can I get into the club
or no? Yeah, you're good. David Renato, you're good, you're good. Can I get in? Yo, I need
y'all to watch the doors, though. The American people that come by, you know, try to get
in. Just make sure that no one gets in. All right. Appreciate you guys. Appreciate you
you guys, thanks. Alright, can I hear you? Can I hear your voice? Uh yeah. Alright.
What's up everybody? I don't know. I don't feel harassed. What's up y'all? I think you're
going to get out of here. Are you going to get out of here? You don't have to try hard
to be harassed. Honestly, the game is in. Where? Yo, yo, Vanoss, bro, is that you? I'm
that up okay how's that guy in the club
it's chilling out the club bro I'm just
trying to chill at the club bro trying
to smoke and shit and these people are
trying to stress me out bro what's in
here what's in the VIP
I'm fucking up can I see you bro what do
you do bro what the fuck I'm running I'm
coming out come on come on come on
yo guys you know you cannot have E-Sex in
here right oh gosh it's a lumpy yo what's up does nobody want to be here
nobody wants to be friends we can go back go back to my old ways my friend
used to put this skin on because it's tiny and sneak in the world where people
are having e-sets and we would hide that it's not tiny you chose the wrong skin
oh fuck I'm gonna thought it was a tiny bird I don't have it that I love this is
Oh my god, yeah, we're good cheers though
Sweden just lost bro. Fuck you
Okay, fuck you if I hear a buzz
We're good
That's supposed to like...
Am I supposed to react?
What's been the wind?
Does this elevator actually go up and down?
Yeah, it is an elevator, do anything?
Real quick this spot man!
I'm quick this spot you stupid fuck!
Yo, yo, yo, relax buddy!
I'm gonna go now.
Oh yeah, I mean just...
That's out of there, got rid of that quickly.
I got you guys
Yo, so can I get to the top floor? No
Click the middle one, go to the top floor
I can't bro, does it work?
Hell of a girl
CJ, where's CJ at?
Hey guys, I'm sorry to break it to you
I'm not rogueling like some e-shit on fucking the game
I got a girlfriend bro
I'm trying to have some fun right now bro
I'm not trying to be mean, I was just saying
Yo
That's Jinxies girl bro plus respect with a bandage with a heart. Oh my god, bro, this game's impossible
We can't play this
What do you want? What? What do you want?
I want your dick
Like bro, like this, I'm gonna
Like who the fuck is this
Scorpi?
Is this Scorpi?
Yo, yo, we're going home and where's the man who died he?
Yeah, we can't play this game
It's just like straight just is him right all right
Shut up new port or just keep going. I'm gonna see running around here like this guy is literally
Like he's on a setup as a fat dude, bro. Do you talk?
Does your mic work, let's do it. Maybe we need to drink. I'm not gonna lie. Yeah, we need a drink, bro. We need a drink
Okay
Uh, you guys, is the bar open?
No, bar open by the chance!
Wait, wait a minute!
Are you my guy?
Double shot!
Are you- wait a minute, excuse me!
What?
Are you Black Queen, man?
So you want a shot, man?
Why do I have music?
Oh my god.
Jesus, is this kid right here, so it's Rick.
This guy right here.
I'll do a very blast.
Yeah, give him like
I'm not
I'd better ask him like
The guys have kids screaming the n-word bro, these aren't even kids that watch me. It's just fucking losers in this chat
fucking itchy balls bro like I feel bad bro like me and itchy you're trying to have fucking fun
and you guys are ruining the fun for itchy are y'all ruining the vibes for itchy bro
This is sad bro like it she's trying to make a friend
Hey, hey, hey, yo, bro. I think we might have to give this up
Yeah, it's not easy bro. I'm not gonna lie brother. Just joining it. It's just it's like random kids, bro
They're just running in just saying dumb shit, bro
Yeah
It's not easy. You really have to just be on fucking a Newton block duty, bro. Yeah, no, but random kids, bro
We need it into I don't know what can we get into bro. We can't play this. I have any friends
I'm gonna see if we can get a win on siege
Bro, well he likes he just fun
Well, holy shit who the fuck is violet. Oh my god
Who is Jesse?
Lacey's a fat character.
Ocean.
I'm flying.
PlayboyCardi, I miss you.
I'm a fucking, I'm different.
I'm a different type of CJ.
Hello!
Guys, I'm not playing Fears of Fathom, bro.
It's fucking five o'clock for me, bro.
The sun is still out right now.
Yeah.
Dude, like I'm in the day, bro. I just want to play this bro. I did I just want to play this
The night is still young the night is still young and so
Holy fucking south on chat
What is the best gta rp server that's actually rp that we could get into bro
But besides no pixel because that's just impossible like what if we play like D10 give it is D10
still like yeah but is d10 like even good or is it just like we'd have to get
gang affiliated every time I watch case on bro there's so many different gangs
and that's they're not gonna lie that actually there's like lore in that shit
should I make a quick call we can get on it on god we can get on that you're
literally there's only no like you can get a no pixel but no pixels a little too
try hard back to have a break we can oh my god well i don't want to make it about me never mind
well let me quick go yeah that should be fun
stable y'all bro i'm live right now um question bro could maybe we could we get into some d10
action maybe tomorrow yeah I mean I'd play D10 every night brother you fucking
dork yo cuz I gotta install the game guys I can't install I have to install
it I don't have the game wait if you want V chart VR check HG balls 69 this is you
love this is my friend his name is lace good monkey dude more dance moves good
What's your militia you said what
Okay, I mean I'm down could my friend it she joined her now
How are the aliens you get it you get reference you said what
Yeah, tomorrow, bro, because I have to install the game.
Well, you don't have GTA downloaded?
No, and I'm not gonna lie, I need to set up everything, bro.
I don't want to set it up all on screen.
I usually go at night time. You can go by yourself.
I can just set you up if you want. I don't know, because you usually stream early now.
Yeah, but I'll stay on all night tomorrow if you want.
I can watch the USA game, build burger a house, then play GTA, peak.
Okay, sounds good, man. It's a plan.
Okay.
Send me a favor. Are you in the discord yet or no?
I might not you might have to help me set it up after stream
Alrighty, I'm happy to stream late tonight cuz yes, but I will what is it a CS?
We play it's the first match you play tyloo will face who's we
What team
You are in a phase e-sports, we are going to be in Thai Lul!
Your phase e-sports is playing against Thai Lul.
Thai Lul is Thai Lul, Thai Lul is Thai Lul, it is Thai Lul, you know what Thai Lul?
T-y-l-l-l-l Sure bro, whatever helps you sleep at night.
Alright old man, I gotta go.
I'll see you tomorrow.
You could do it now imagine if the rope was 25 million feet in the air
You could still do it just because it's in the air doesn't mean it's more difficult
Just because your surroundings change and things are you know escalating around you doesn't mean it's time for you to panic
Just stay calm. You know how to do this, bro. You've been here before so just do it again
I'm bruh I spun bar
You're like a grown-ass man, bro
Got any more skins you want to show you know who else is a grown-ass man
Who else bro
Why did I just hear I just heard
Who the fuck risked it?
You watch death note?
Alright, what else?
Alright, let's see.
He's not your favorite character?
I don't know.
What are you wearing?
see what else I got
and then I go around like tash up in my bio
alright I'm off this game
I'm off this shit
alright guys I'm doing a face reveal it's me
yep I know
it's me guys
it is fucking me
What game are we getting into bro?
I don't know, I just realized what the face reveal is
You like the face reveal or not?
Bro, I deadass wanted to play the archer, like why don't you guys have to ruin it man?
Dude, it is such a fun game
Hellfucking Chad bro, deadass serious, L Chad
You know who we should invite? Hold on, let me make some quick calls
Honestly, I was hoping whoever you're gonna invite, cause Dean and Epic are now off the roster
Is Jesse down to play chat you think or no?
Maybe he's active?
Is he active right now?
Does he get into anything?
Does he want to?
All these games bro, like I just played before, Terraria, Sheep.
But it's like Rocket League or Siege.
No, Rocket League is so mid bro, I'd rather play something different.
Let's see what's on my actual PC.
is boring bro should we play siege I'd play siege I really think we might have
trouble getting a win it's sinna on maybe we can get invite sinna see if we
can get it a silver she's like fucking copper bro we can't even play with her
if we were unranked let me make a quick call what did loce just send me over
text I've never seen this before he sent me a FaceTime video note that means he
I tried FaceTiming and you didn't answer so you left a message I think.
I need to air-cut you up.
Try something to lay cut my hair tonight.
I'm down honestly, I could probably go crazy.
Oh, the moose won't pick up.
You could be the first to react.
Our new $10 million house store.
Oh, OSCS got a house?
Wait, I thought Archie left though.
He probably just found him.
our $10 million OSCS house.
How much money do we think it is?
Cause ours was $50 million that we had,
but in reality, it was only, not only, but it was $20 million.
Whoa, what the fuck?
Oh, shit.
Oh, damn.
So beautiful
Wait, this is the guy who um
He yeah, but he's wearing my merch. This is are my clothing. Excuse me not merch. This is bad
That's bad. I don't know you need to be your adapted from wearing old trouble. Be honest with you
Wait what the fuck
This is low key
Wait, where is this located in the walls?
Wait, is this in L.A.?
I'mma text you it.
You have the address.
So this whole-
So this whole time you knew that this was a script
Noz making music they're gonna hear this throughout the whole house. I'll be honest with you. This house looks pretty nice
No, it's gorgeous. I'm talking about this room though for a bed. How big is the room? I can't tell. Oh, it is huge
What though? I said you where you have the exact address?
No
Y'all gonna be honest this compared to the what is it gentry is added
I cannot believe any human lived there.
Bro, you guys destroyed it.
Like that house had ants, car coaches, dirt on the walls everywhere.
That's got fucking shivers.
I don't have a bathroom, but sit down, be sure to weigh in with my bunk buddies and shit.
Oh, they don't have a bathroom?
You know that's gonna cost.
Oh, no.
Number one yeah, that's gonna cause a lot of problems
Oh, no
Okay
This is like little play out of silky's book
They look he gave the silky treatment
But so yeah, he has his own
Who do you think got the best room in this house?
I
He should get the worst room i'm not even kidding like i'm not even trying to be biased i'm not trying to be weird bro
Yo, you don't even deserve you don't even deserve a room. I'm not even kidding
What
So he got a bigger room than Nas after putting on a mask getting farted in his throat basically by fucking that one girl
It's not bad
Who wouldn't I don't know anybody with a brain so you guys are telling me no
No, I mean as any you guys are telling me for probably like a couple thousand dollars is probably what he made
You would get us go nine I can't
And it was on mother's day
Looks like resident evil food
His ass is not reading, I'll be honest with you.
Like bro, like this doesn't have a message that I need to be timed up, bro.
Shit, I lowkey wouldn't hate getting tongue from Moor Pai either dawg, I ain't going to
let go, just chill out, bro.
Like put your penis away bro, you're watching this stable Ronaldo's fucking stream.
Put your dick away, bro.
He's going to be beat up and go do a secret past his vision and visit him never.
Yeah.
Oh shit.
I actually kind of like this.
It's a little cozy vibe.
First of all, no more taking my girls.
Yeah, I've been seeing Sonsie with that one OnlyFans girl on my TikTok.
Is he dating that girl?
First of all, no more getting dirty.
He's in a four-way relationship.
You too!
He's in a what?
He's in a four-way relationship with his ex, an OnlyFans girl, and his cameraman.
Stop getting dirty and stop stealing my girls.
Ask him about it.
You too!
You!
Not too bad, kid.
Alright guys, this house is missing one person.
The person who left, bro.
He came and said his name in the middle of it.
Okay, so.
Woo!
I do like how this looks.
Yeah, I was gonna say.
It's a lot of wood.
It's good though.
So, here's my take, right?
Lemme tell me, talk real quick.
Lemme get the stand for one second.
Hot take, not even that hot.
It's really not even that scorching hot.
I low-key like smaller houses.
And I said this before with Broadlawn,
but people hated on me for saying this.
Yes, Broadlawn was super tight.
Not tight, it wasn't tiny,
but for like five creators, it was tiny.
But it felt cozy.
You know what I'm saying?
Like something like this looks cozy.
Like y'all can like people can hate on the sides, but like bro, it's cozy as fuck
Like bro, I look he liked kitchens like this to I like wood. I like OG wood
Yeah, it gives like a whole vibe, bro
Yo, okay, this is like humping shit needs to stop. I don't know why Yugi's addicted to humping people, but it's like
Ironic. Name one thing that I hump. Please.
Lennie's in my channel, he says you next. Got it.
This fridge is gonna have 1,010% ants, cockroaches, and mold within the first three weeks, bro.
Yeah, literally.
Thanks so much.
Have a drink.
No, it's not me!
Ah!
What the fuck?
I said no fucking!
Sorry.
God damn!
Yeah, we have a full kitchen.
We can just get out of here, stream,
come back here.
Have this stove.
Maybe we can have it.
This is actually, okay, this is actually really cool to see.
I know my pause counter's up,
but it's actually cool to see, bro, them getting a real house.
Like, bro, think about it before.
They had a fucking...
Bro, they had a...
What did you guys have?
What is it?
A townhouse?
Bro, it was a slum, bro.
It was an actual townhouse slum.
But you guys lived in like seven people in a house meant for like two
This freaking awesome
No
Wow! Not bad!
Oh, alright.
This one's the very tighties.
Hey, give the tour, sonny.
Hi, this is my room. Not sure where this furniture game from.
Right there, that's where Beemo's gone.
Beemo, holy fucking cat.
What the fuck does this cat eat, bro?
Oh my god, how old is her cat?
How old is her cat?
Yo, three years old, yo!
This cat must have eaten resident evil food.
This cat must have eaten resident evil food.
Oh
Okay, wait do cats like when they're together I want to look I actually do want to get another cat for burger
But I'm not kidding like I don't know if it's a good idea or a bad idea
Is this enough space you think my room for two cats like a son. He's doing this with two cats
I feel like I could get two cats
Fucking legends
Yes, but let's be real here shout out the ladies in the chat if you're a girl type me if you're a guy type
not me if you are
Lays type hello, listen
Girl a girl needs a big bathroom. This is true like dude. I'm not kidding
I was looking at a house before I moved in here with Boba and
Well, you just gotta get you gotta get the ladies a big bathroom and also hey Boba
I got you the Birkin coming soon. No, I'm gonna study on my mother's soul
I took a liquid shit in your bathroom
You couldn't actually pay me to buy a Birkin for like my girlfriend like I'm gonna be honest like the most expensive bag
I would ever do that. I don't even know bro. Like you'd have to like give birth to my child like a Birkin
$10,000 plus. Are you fucking crazy?
Ask for Birkin is nuts like you can literally just give me like a Chanel bag and I'd be happy
I don't want no fucking crazy ass Birkin
Yo, yo, yo, I'm not buying you anything first of all number two bro all these girls nowadays want like the best of the best Chanel
Oh, I want I want the pink bag. That's for $15,000 like yo
Okay, like why can't y'all get into something else like Michael Coors or something like please like something, you know come on like
Okay, I'll do like a guest bag
Yeah, finally like God really good. Does anyone else have a girlfriend?
just once like the top of the line Chanel bag like god damn brother wait wait she
already said
but we sonny do you need this much
nobody asked this dude why don't you just come like that is like this but but
yeah sonny on a real note since you're currently deported um yeah so like what
do you
Not that bad.
Yeah, I'm supported, and my cats, um, my cats are depressed.
Only one of them.
Oh, my cats are depressed?
I don't know.
Maybe because one is 700 pounds?
You're actually very happy.
The other one's just...
What?
What is Bimo?
No, no, no, no.
Bimo is very happy.
No.
Bimo is depressed.
He knows what he's like.
He's kind of like...
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's not first time leaving Bimo alone in like eight years.
No.
I mean, my life is pretty normal, but I'm still here, and I'm looking at the process.
My dad
He also did slam you. Yeah. Yeah, I'm through the door. Okay. Well, Sonny. I guess
I get five sums of your staff, bro
You want to turn up the light
Why is the garage fucking ginormous look you live
Oh
Someone should have definitely taken the garage
It's too hot
Yeah, but okay, but if you need heat open up the garage
It's fucking California
So like how did someone even have this name on this is like I gotta I'm timing out for 30 minutes bro like
The gym fucking hurts every day
Okay, let's do some debunking. They have a gate already. So this is this looks to be like a neighborhood
that's gated. How much money is this place for real? It's gated house, probably California. The
The question is chat, is it on the north side, the south side, the beach side, or the center
of LA?
I don't think this is the center of LA based on the context clues of a mountain in the back.
So this is somewhere with hills.
You can see a mountain right here.
You are the only nigga that I know, now go on a run with a bonnet, sweats, and a sweater.
Why?
Why?
And crud.
In the 17 months.
Wait, wait, we have context clues once again.
A car is going way over the speed limit.
It is no longer a gated neighborhood.
This looks like it's a street.
Two cars, which means there's traffic.
We're no longer looking at a gated neighborhood.
Holy front yard!
What the fuck?
No actually, actually it's a really nice neighborhood.
And it's a double door garage.
I've never had a garage in my life.
And here we have the final dining area.
Two dining rooms?
This one's nice.
Ah!
Kings!
Oh my god!
Oh my god, what do you think the order was?
What do you think the order was?
Dude, I need it right now.
I'm just salivating.
OK, so they probably ordered.
I don't think it's a Kaniyia combo based on the size of the box,
but you actually can give it away because of the Kaniyia combo because of the drink.
Nobody ever orders a large drink.
When people get drinks, they usually say,
oh, can I get a lemonade?
Oh, can I get a high C?
No one ever says, can I get a large high C?
So the context clues is giving that this is a Kaniyia combo
because you immediately get the large.
What do you think about this, Lace?
Yeah, the cup's a dead giveaway.
I'm gonna have to go ahead and agree.
Also, you can see the napkin, y'all.
That was like you say it again.
It's like more than one to my soul system.
I think it's more than one to my soul system.
Also, is this like a...
fucking dinner table for us in the evening?
That's it.
Oh, well, you would be number eight,
so I don't know about your top.
Yeah.
Come on, hang on, please.
Take it away.
I think we're staying throw from this here.
Wait, Nas is a girlfriend?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
I wish I had a girlfriend.
But yes, this is where we're gonna be happy
to have our last supper.
I don't want to be weird, but isn't it
The captain is it?
But who is it?
They're putting a fox.
Oh I didn't know. I'm not updated bro.
I'm not updated bro.
What am I referencing?
Now onto the second floor.
Oh shit, who floors?
So, shout out Jason Spade.
That's my boy, yeah, that's me, that's me, huh?
Why are you on this road?
I just realized my girl does the same shit.
Is that like, I'm not even trying to be weird,
but is that like an Asian thing?
Taking off your shoes?
Or is that just like a normal thing?
Don't get it up here so fast, you're a little less late.
Are you running the fast?
No, push all of y'all down the stairs.
I'm not gonna say that like Asian isn't like,
okay, hold on, let me reword this sentence.
Like, I don't know, sometimes I walk around the house
with my shoes, they're bad, is that dirty?
Like, I don't know.
First rule looks like it's not easy. She's a bit of a fixer up. Whoa. That's a nice
One of my life's which is gonna turn to a sex
Dude, I like the lighting in here
Is my lighting in my room bath, I know I talk about it so much, but it's one of the biggest pet peeves
I ever had I'm not even kidding. It is dude. I
I talk about it every time I talk about it, but it's not also talking about boy
You'll just like randomly when we're in an IRL segment
Just like hyper fix it
I'm finding a light switch and just turning it on and it won't change a single thing or when you're sitting here at your desktop
You'll just go and start fucking with your Elgato lights for like two seconds like you have like bro
You're doing a lot this I haven't bad the the lighting isn't even bad. I'm sorry
Yeah, but I don't know I just I feel like my lighting needs to be better like it doesn't look
Like it doesn't feel clean.
Like I don't know how to describe it.
Like that's why like broad lawn, my lighting was so good.
Facts or no.
My first room was so good. Facts or no.
My sub-a-thon, both of my sub-a-thon rooms were goaded.
Facts or no.
And then my room in 3911 Oceta Avenue Studio City.
Bro, that room literally was so dark.
I hated it.
And same with this room, I look he hate the darkness.
That's why like I look he wanna, you think it's bad.
I switched to that wall is like I moved my whole setup
to aim at the wall.
I feel like that'd be peak. Like people hate on that but like bro I feel like that'd be peak
Like what you're gonna your desk like your chair is gonna be facing the wall like it's the same way
How I had it in broad lawn where you know how it's like just a wall behind me with a ton of shit
Yeah, I mean
What's the difference between that and what it is now?
Dude, I'm having an autism attack bro. Like I don't know
Yeah, the glare would fuck the shit out of you rage cuz the glare. Do you think I need blackout curtains? Is that what it is?
Burger, what are you talking about?
Oh shit, I'm gonna get behind that shit.
Blackout curtains could help.
Mr. Right here, bro.
They can say Climb Right here.
Fault Bay-lish.
Oh shit.
Fuck you, Mr. Right.
I'm gonna go slam him on my face.
No, no, no, no!
I'm gonna be right here praying to God that I will be wait is everyone in this house have a girl
Now now you know what I'm noticing
The rooms are very nice, but what's gonna happen now when people start having girls over I'm sensing
I'm sensing that there might be some arguments or some exposure or some leaks. Oh, I actually can't wait
Oh my god, you just know it's gonna fucking hit
Gonna be an absolute mess neighbor. Did they like could you ever hear some shit in the woodhouse?
No
I'm not I'm be watching porn right there. So we don't watch porn, bro. We see our test house
Move got the bathroom behind you. I don't know what it is
But like even as like a kid I moved to like three times
But we kind of like downgraded each time besides the last house because of shout-out save on auto
The feeling of just moving feels so good. I don't know what it is like it just feels great
Like you know what I'm talking about like it's just like a good. Yeah, like I like it. Well even the stuff with on though
I hate it really I just feel like it's new energy like it feels good
It's like a fresh start, bro
Why does red if I already have his military shit
Buy a gun on stream like a real gun
Yeah guys, that bet ended up being $245,000.
Mr. Jason had 40k subs on day one.
Holy shit.
Yes.
Holy shit.
You broke this, you broke this, you broke this.
I don't think I ever got over here.
No, you definitely got ready for the next one.
Really bro?
This party.
I don't know red.
Oh my god, wait.
Let's do the 4th of July party at their house.
Right?
Why is that?
Right. Why is well?
Hello, and everyone brings alcohol as a housewarming gift.
You send me the address.
Yeah, I sent you a pinpoint location.
Who just?
Oh.
Oh, it's good, Jesy.
Hello?
Oh, I'm in bed right now.
What the?
Are you on the phone?
What's up, Jes?
Yeah, I'm on the phone.
All right, we're just watching a house tour right now.
What's up, though?
I mean, you should probably call me back when you're up, when you're awake.
Oh, am I ruining it?
Nope.
I don't know if I woke you up.
Also, by the way, little patch notes real quick.
Epic is now done.
I don't know if you saw the news, but his telegram, his telegram wasn't for 3D printing
we found out.
was apparently he was with cam girls oh gotcha what about that um about that last little
topic he said at the end there yeah we don't oh we don't know yeah we don't know about that
one yeah we don't all right that one's still that one's still being looked into yeah it's still
the air yeah all right dude that is epic all right well i actually do see what you did there
you. Yeah. Yeah. Thanks. Yeah,
we might be playing Rainbow six
later if you want to hop on.
I don't play that much but if
you know you ever kind of game
just just let me know buddy.
I love you. I just let it I just
told you and then you just
didn't answer. But yeah, just
Nate, you know, if you ever
try and play video games, I
ain't playing that rainbow
search for it though. Yeah, we
were just about to hop on CS
Yeah.
Ha ha.
Ha ha.
Oh yeah, yeah.
Oh yeah, yeah.
Oh my god.
Oh, we've been going.
Oh boy!
Oh boy, this is good!
Hey!
No!
No!
I'm gonna go out of the way, you gotta do it.
Oh, oh yeah, that's bad.
Oh, that's really bad.
He just knocked the cross so it turned upside down.
Yo!
I'm gonna go out of the way.
Having a cross next to a bunch of alcohol,
while there's guns and military shit everywhere.
Jesus Christ, man.
No pun intended.
This is so much shit.
But I will say it, I'm gonna go out, you gotta go.
Let's see what you did there.
from the balcony.
Shut up, Brad.
I think it's pretty broken down a little bit.
Come outside, take a look.
Oh, jeez.
Pretty nice.
Okay, front yard, massive.
A hill right here tells me that they're not in the south.
Okay, this is not near the beach.
I repeat, this is not near the beach.
House to the left, significantly smaller than theirs.
House significantly smaller.
Do they have the nicest house on the block?
Now, what we can see is about street parking,
which means this probably isn't a neighborhood
is gated 100% confirmed because why would you do street parking this far? This looks like where
people would just plet, yeah. Oh my god. Wait why do they have such a massive, holy massive.
Fucking loser, bro. Let's go. Epic size. My room is I wanted a good entrance. You know what I mean?
I wanted a good entrance
Already has a code lock on his door. Is this the group leader you didn't mean I wanted a good entrance
Notice how he's asserting his dominance. He has a code lock on before anyone is this group leader
I'm not kidding those red curtains need to go I don't know
I don't know what is he and that is the most disgusting curtains I've ever seen
like it was so ugly in the other house like every time I went in there I'm like
This is depressing it ruins his room
Notice how the group leader asserts his dominance no one can look at him in his eyes
He also has a free archway right here that's significant set signifies that there's a separation from the room to the bathroom
This is group leader activities
Has a TV mounted in his room. This is an alpha male right here
Why do people call that an iPad is that small
But people be like saying too much about TVs
I feel like TVs are the most overpriced bullshit
Like everyone nowadays needs like a 85 inch TV to be fucking happy like I'll be honest
I used to play cola duty on a flat screen TV in my fucking living room
And it was like so dog shit and I was still dropping nukes and shit and that shit was probably like 35 FPS
I will tell you though the biggest upgrade you could ever do as a gamer whether it's a ps5 whether it's an Xbox
Whether it's a PC the biggest upgrade you could ever do is getting a 240 Hertz monitor am I trippin or no?
That is the best upgrade you could ever do. It's the biggest thing like if you have a shit PC sure
I'm telling you a monitor even a hundred sixty five Hertz or a hundred forty four. It's a humongous different 240 though
Yeah, cinema. I didn't get it to 40 to like so late 144 is still really good
Yeah, one 40 for 144 to 240 is God to do feel it massive. It's massive. There's nothing more
I'm gonna be honest, I don't know.
This shit kinda looks like a garbage toilet in an evil.
He is having a baby soon.
Stop!
No one call it.
Double announcement video.
That was rude as well.
70 kids soon.
How the fuck do you even get there?
Yeah, I'm a kid.
This is where I keep my pieces.
Wow, walk-in closet.
This is dominance.
Oh my god.
Right now, a lot of things are still in boxes.
Right now, a lot of things are still in boxes.
We got a babe jacket.
We got a jersey.
I'm wearing a jersey.
Audrey type of
Yeah, definitely got a lot of but this babe is not my favorite babe like see rocking babe
Nowadays isn't that bad, but the really colorful ones if it's not green. It's meant to me
I'll be honest with you people are like oh babes outdated. Whatever it is
Bro, stop being a follower be a leader. Babe isn't bad. It's just certain pieces like this bright pink the purple
Yeah, like everyone knows the green is the most iconic true or black
purple is like just screaming you're wearing human races bro
yeah but just let him live at this point yeah all the pieces stuff is still
working progress because everything is still you know in fashion advice from
wrong yeah but fucking fashion icon dickrotter the in the in the boxing
stuff but stay tuned hopefully all the good that's uh Derwin James and tie
dollar sign. Wait where's the bathroom? Hold on.
And tie dollar sign.
Flip upside down that package and enhance that, or Dervis. Yeah someone flip this upside down
and enhance it. Can we get a look on this baby?
Hold on.
It's before us.
New desk.
New desk.
New desk.
New desk goes up and down.
And then also have a balcony.
But clearly I can't upstack.
You can't even reach the balcony?
Yeah.
But it worked.
I'm not a water.
I'm not a water.
I'm not a water.
You can't get rid of the red shit.
That red shit is so hideous and you can tell, like, look how it's just-
I'm trying to prove that.
Pro.
And for the final bedroom, it's me.
What do you mean the final bedroom?
What's that?
What's my room?
I got a mirror.
I got a mirror?
Wait, something has its own side.
Alex, thank you for the five gifted, much appreciated.
What?
What the fuck?
And welcome to my world!
See, this is the side company mirror.
Yeah, this is a lot of ringers.
You got a quality personality.
I'm 18.
Now, I'll be honest with you.
I'll be honest with you.
I'm noticing a common pattern.
There's a lot of carpet in this house.
You like carpet?
Not that.
It's going to get completely ruined and destroyed.
I haven't moved in yet.
Also, the rooms in this house do have really good lighting.
It's the color of the walls.
It's because your walls are white.
It's not because of the lights.
On God, it has to be.
You have these same lights.
I'll see if I can figure out what it is.
The problem is, I have one directional light source.
Stay with me now.
It's going to be hard to understand, but just stay with me.
When I have a one-direction light source, right now the sun is coming out from my left,
your guys' is, yeah, my left.
So when the sun is coming out left, it creates a shadow effect to anything that's coming
in right here.
So if I fully zoom out, you'll notice that my face is still dark on one side and my left
side is a little bit brighter.
Now, you're probably like, what are you talking about?
You could actually see it right now how bright this side is and how much darker this side
is.
When the sun doesn't reach that side, now we have something called light pollution.
Even though I have lights that strum down and go down, it is not creating any type of
immersion of brightness.
Right now, what it's creating is just an illusion, okay?
There's a difference between illusion and immersion.
Immersion you can actually feel and you can be involved.
Illusion is something that you hallucinate.
So right now, you actually think that the room is bright, but on camera it is dark.
And we can actually use this technological speaking by going to stable Renoto room on
Google.
and you can actually see it right here.
So right here, lots of windows,
still creating the illusion that it's dark.
Now you're probably wondering,
Ron, what are you talking about?
It's not dark, it is dark,
because when you look at a room like this,
look how much brighter it feels.
Does it not feel a lot brighter
because of all the lights
that are hitting every type of wall?
Now, this room feels brighter
because the light goes straight down.
This room feels darker for some reason
because there's too much light creating an illusion.
Now, we look at my best room.
This room right here, look how bright it is.
Do you see what I'm talking about?
You don't know.
It is always bright in this room.
Always, there's never a feeling that it's not bright.
The walls are white.
I don't know.
It's a work in progress.
I got a smaller room,
Look at look at why I got the small room because I've been taking showers every day
Pretty hot
Oh my god, I came in dancing a bit dude. I like this bathroom though. I like the material. Yeah, this kind of looks like material for like
I've never jerked off in the shower, but that's actually how I thought you know
That's how I found out to jerk off like this. I never knew jerking off was stroking your dick
I used to think it was compressing your penis
So I would lay down and just push on my penis to apply pressure
But I found out one day because I put soap on my hand and I jerked off
shower goons is L goons though
You gotta tap in with the shower jerking keep it to yourself buddy
Yeah, it's really not here sad sponge
We were having no backyard having a big ass back
The backyards really nice
most like do you see this jump bro like yeah nah I was thinking like why do you
jump so little but I don't know why it looks so weird it just like look weird
for some reason
I like it
How do these guys have more space than you are you fucking stupid
Wait actual ick locate any ladies in the chat
You could tell this is not the group leader
Holds his nose
No slug, no slug
Actually brutal
Actually brutal and
I don't want to be too brutal
Shirt off, more dominance
And now we know
He's not as dominant
That's actually
No, he's plug actually
He's in motion
She's an emotion.
Oh my god!
Save us!
Save us!
We can't swim!
It's slurping water!
Ew!
Ew!
Oh my god, wait, I can stand.
How can your little eyes stand in that pool?
Brother, that's a blood deepness, bro.
My short ass, bro.
Oh my god.
I can't.
I can't.
We also got a hot tub, bro.
Hot tub.
That freaks the couple at the hot tub segment.
I got them all, right?
Hot tub.
Take them, you poor shadowy.
And we have a and we have a garden and my dad was a florist so my mama was a gardener
Hold on. Oh, you notice something
If you look through the fence right here, there's no neighbor behind them
It doesn't look like right because it doesn't look like there's another house
If we're looking it's the drink. It looks like it's just the sky. It's not house material, but but now my garden is a
But but we also notice that there's grass or what it's called tweeze right here now when this is that tall up here
That means you have a neighbor right here. So my guess is they're gonna piss off their neighbors. They're gonna get kicked out
I like their furniture outside too
You know what?
What the fuck?
Okay, okay.
Oh.
Hey, good.
This is Tasmanian devil spent through here.
It's so sick.
Ew, man.
What the fuck?
Who did this?
Oh, listen, it's a lucky trigger.
This house is not going to be perfect
for different things.
Okay, but who did this?
Yep, we're in the triple cover.
Oh, man, I'm looking at the triple cover right now.
Oh, wow.
I'm not saying I'm going to take walks here for no reason.
Oh my God, bro.
How many people are going to take you to a nice little house?
Yeah, dude.
I like this backyard, bro.
Oh, I'm here to survive.
Because you my favorite flower
Broken
It's literally how do you even crack this notice something to the alpha male
Never covers his print wrap covering his print
We just have to can't wait and see if we're gonna ever use this girl Casey now
Is there really no other room for art?
Well, I hope so. I mean, bro, this is 10 million dollars.
Well, he's not in his own house. Yes, I already have a room for that.
We're gonna do some debunking after this.
Let's get on my grass!
Wait, wait, everyone's sneak!
Wait, there's no girls here!
Is it guest house?
Yo, he got his thing out!
Oh my god, I don't want to tell anyone!
BEACH!
Yo, this shit is the whole... What the...
Eww, it got spider webs in it!
What is this?
Okay, it's a yaram-
Wait, what the fuck is this? Why is there a guest house for just a year?
I don't know, I said I had no bathroom.
Well, this is my bathroom.
I-
Say oh my god, this is his bathroom.
Actually?
Yeah, we can get it.
We can get it.
You-
Hey, come on now, you-you scared?
Do you want to go in?
Hey, come on in.
Do you want to-
You-
The boat's fine, where the water work is?
That's for the pool?
That's for the pools?
Oh, my bad guys, I'm not rich. My bad.
Okay.
Water work.
There's my shower over here.
There's my shower right here, you know what I'm saying?
I'm gonna be doing rump-dump-dump.
This is Dennis from Magic of Nero.
Bro, now I know you like, this actually is nice to me
because where I come from, this is the whole crib.
This is the right to live.
This used to be my mama room, this used to be my room,
this used to be where we showered,
the water would be yellow.
Hey, well get comfortable because you're never leaving.
Hey.
Get out of there, yeah.
Oh my God, we have palm trees around here.
Yo, this is actually such a nice backyard.
I want to look and see the front yard again.
The front yard looks nice.
Like actually.
Well that could make that bullshit.
And boom!
That is the new OSCS house.
We do want to thank y'all.
Can't y'all rap as deadass?
That's fucked up.
No, that's fucked up.
I'm not even gonna lie.
Can't y'all make this happen?
Right.
That's the big G, the Watt, Houston, the Getty, and upon many other places.
Bro, man, forget about rapping.
Now let's debunk, you know?
Now let's debunk.
Who's their reflection?
Okay, how many of them are there?
Let's try to see if you can see a hidden room one room
I'm trying to see upstairs
I feel like they're not showing something because how is there this many people but there's not many bathrooms
Yeah, we saw like no bathrooms. It's all like that is
That's where I got first rule and you know what I noticed I'm not gonna lie
there was only one master bedroom wait one two three four five
Hmm
Is there a basement
Hmm questions questions questions
I'm fucking torn right now. I need these answers, bro. I need these answers, bro debunked. Oh god. I don't want to click on something
Okay
I'm not gonna lie
I'm not gonna show this
but I just got late somehow I guess someone I I just saw the master of
master bedrooms bro there I was gonna go full cam look at my screen oh my god
wow I'm not gonna know it's not my business bro but very fascinating
Listen bro, this chat is a little sus bro. I'm actually scared of people. I'm deadass like scared of people
Like you guys find shit way too. I don't know how was it impossible bro? Like how was that even fucking possible?
Like I'm not even getting it.
That's actually nutty.
I mean, fucking NMS would have had that in five minutes. That's the first priority in the Twitter guy.
I'm gonna be honest with you NMS is just like they find everything in anything bro. Like I could dead at like Jason could dead ass be like
like I don't know bro. He could post like a picture of
of the grass outside and someone in NMS would be like,
you know, is that the grass from Orange County,
the shop right next to, and I'll read it,
but it'll come on my timeline and I'll be like,
what the fuck?
And they'll probably get it right.
And then you have someone in the stable just tweeting out,
just talking about Epic every five minutes.
Simple, bro.
No, yeah, it's just like, it's a very big difference.
Um interesting bro actually it's not a bad house bro dead ass is not a bad house at all it's a nice house
What is this
The dream con all-star dodgeball tournament weekend is here
$10,000 worth of all team captain's black girls anime what hood dub crew worst-generation OSCS
Team captain are
I mean yeah, but yeah.
Mara!
Mara!
Flubbers have a barra!
Touch Mara!
Mara!
Interesting, bro.
I already saw Ken's tracklist, I will be listening to the album on Friday.
What is this?
My response.
Do I click this like?
It's some bullshit, I think I saw this earlier.
I stole a hundred thousand plus dollars
You're rage
You're rage. I'm sorry breath. You gave me the company car breath over the past years to bring me stay in the mansion
You let me do everything
Hey, that's crazy, bro. Damn. Remember when I built this in the back. Oh, should I do this again for the 4th of July?
Holy fucking
Eleven months ago. This is almost exactly a year. Yeah, it's gonna be exactly you you didn't build it. Okay, so who did who built it, bro?
Low key like I need Pepsi bro. Why is this the most replayed?
She's banned. Oh, yeah, I can't show it cuz she's banned
Damn, this is how the rug is actually sitting off. Oh, I used to be so fat, bro
Why do I look like so young? Am I tripping or no? Like why do I look like so young here?
This is one year
This is no fucking TV you yeah, this was straight Samsung. This is peak
Guys, I don't look skinnier you guys okay, so no no this is the same routine that we go in every like ten fucking days
Brother, you guys were the same people calling me fucking fat during this era.
Calling me a fat idiot, I'm just a fat ass, etc.
11?
Yeah.
Is now a good time to get baby oil?
Sorry, yeah, let me know I could bet.
Can you talk to the chat work? I gotta go let out a piss out of my penis.
Okay, what's up boys?
Hey, hey, hey, what's up boys?
Fuck!
What's your guys' favorite reel of choice right now?
Like what type of reel?
Like, do you guys like a nice edit?
Do you guys like a reel of text?
Do you guys like a reel that's like a meme?
What do you guys like, bro?
Food?
See, I don't really like food videos, bro.
I'm not gonna lie, I don't.
I don't like, I couldn't.
I don't know.
It's like I'm not eating the food.
Why would I care to see it?
I
Funky car
Don't type of lays edits for on God
Who you got in Mexico versus Ecuador I got Mexico, bro
No troll
What bro, it's been low key chilly has it been chilly or hot for you guys
It's been chilly here, but then I go on Twitter and people saying like God
I would hate to be a fat motherfucker during this heat bro. It's like barely even 75 degrees here recently
Are you guys East are you guys East or what it's gotta be a heat wave in the East or something bro?
Oh
He live in the east dude drew got back from Texas and was talking about like oh, bro
I love Dallas. I'd love Texas bro. I oh bro. Sorry everyone that I know that lives in Texas
I feel like if you like enjoy Texas like it you're just wrong bro. Texas is boring. That's good
Texas is the most boring state I've been to bro. Texas has no like no
It's just like if you don't have like a hill in your state, it's boring and y'all could say a question mark all you want
Brother like the hill is what like a mountain is what makes everything so nice
Everyone always says Ron California so expensive Ron this that Ron this whatever brother, California is so beautiful
Like am I tripping or no, maybe I'm tripping
Like I'm trying to find like a beautiful. What's like a look something I could look up, bro
Uh, Redwood forest California gas acts increasing again. What?
Well, this is why I got I actually sort of got I swear to God like is there if I actually stop paying taxes
Who is genuinely gonna find me?
I'm not kidding
Like why do we genuinely like I'm not even trying to sound stupid if every single human stop paying taxes at the same time
Like we all just agreed who would like I don't get it
Like I'm dead serious. What are they gonna do? We all have to stop though like no one could be like we could they can't
No, but you know someone into an example
There's gonna be like that one dude who does it bro, and then the government's gonna be like
Oh, we're rewarding people who pay taxes and then everyone's gonna start doing it. It's just like it's actually just
But make you know it's like a little Mickey is fuck
It's like how they get people to join the army like you'll join the army will give you a hellcat. That's literally what it is
Yeah
Why is it taking views on YouTube live? Is it what YouTube live is?
Nice I
Feel like the only YouTube live person I've ever watched is like speed
Holy shit the burp peanut has 40k viewers on you. Yeah, this guy's printing bro. Like this guy's genuinely fucking printing
like probably glitch you he probably has like a hundred K on YouTube is it
wait you guys are saying it's is it
hmm
I don't get what this is supposed to mean that's literally just Saunters that's
Yugi's cameraman he's dating Sonny he's dating Sonny yeah
You just gotta start clapping your cheeks.
Yo.
She's actually that man.
That's just O.D., bro.
She's mind-blowing.
Where does half of that-
Nah, little key, like I don't know why, like is that not for like sexual assault?
Like, even though-
I'm just going to grab your robot and that is what you see outside, bro.
Oh, fuck!
Fuck!
Like, he was really getting into it, bro.
He's got the police!
What the fuck?
He's got the police!
What the fuck?
He's got the police!
Are you okay?
I do bad!
Are you okay?
What the fuck?
I'm out of...
Geez.
Poor Zeus.
Jesus, W for feeling bad.
Here's the found Scratch Creek.
Yo, guys.
to speak a different language to you or no like genuinely curious do I have to
speak a different fucking language guys the Sun is still out you want me to
play a fucking horror game when the Sun is out like I'm not gonna get scared
dude thank you so much for the 19 months oh yes yes Ron daddy please buy me
mech and chameleon you know bro you know bro what's your steam ID I got you
I'm feeling good right now. You got yo, what's your steam friend ad code? You got about 10 seconds though. I'm not gonna lie
I'm not gonna lie, bro. Like I got you. I
Don't know bro. I just saw I just felt like I'm in the mood to give back
But you got to give me your steam code like ASAP, bro
Like I the chat wants me to keep moving you have a timer
Come on. Hurry up
Hurry up, bro
Hurry up
You got about 15 seconds 15
19
17
16, 15, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 7, 6, 5, 4,
Two.
Yo, so you went from Ron, can you buy me mecha-camelion
to Ron, please play mecha-camelion with me?
I have no friends that I rea-
Bar.
Yo, bro, what's your steam code, bro?
You got a steam code or no?
You've been following me for five years.
Holy shit.
You're the only person that would deserve this,
so hurry up.
Come on, bro, this is your chance.
I had an ad.
Okay, what is your steam code?
Yo, dumbass, what is your steam code? Oh my god, bro
Chill bro
I'm gonna freak out bro. I just want to be a good person and this guy's just making it hard
This is why this is why being a hater always works out man. Like I'm dead ass serious
Maybe he speaks Spanish.
Brother, hurry up, God, bro, you're not getting an ad, bro!
You're typing, you're talking to me!
Give me your Steam Go!
Oh my god, bro, like, am I like, oh my god, like, am I like delusional, I'm about to
get, I'm about to move on.
Like, I wanted to be a good person, bro, but I'm about to move on, dead ass.
I'm getting an ad.
Oh no, no, no, no, no.
Just wait.
Five.
Thank you, bro.
Hope you're well.
Matters. Oh nice. He got gifted a sub great. This is your first time ever being subbed to me in five years
Geez, you know what bro? I
Give it to you. Maybe he doesn't have money. I got you, bro. Let me buy you this game. Yeah, I
Got you, bro, you know what form a clip for me y'all yo, it doesn't matter who you are in the stable community, bro
If you don't have money, I'll buy you whatever you guys need bro simple as that
I don't know bro, but like is he like special like he can't get his team go like that's what I'm saying bro
I'm not a I'm not a slasher bro. I'm gonna slash you so this guy like what is his chat messages five years 13 messages
He has he followed me five years ago
And his first message is in 2024 saying start and then he came in today saying Ron Bobby mech a chameleon
Yo, bro, hurry up you get us have like five seconds though. No troll. I'm not even kidding. I gotta move on
Like brothers people in the chat that are waiting for content right now
Like heavy content you're about to miss your chance
Missing heavy chance, bro
Yo
Grapple
The 25 gift it can everyone say thank you and then cool cool
Thank you for the five gift it good guy. Thank you, bro. Good guy costs David five and a 25 much appreciated with the APWWP
Thank you so much, bro
Much appreciated much appreciated. Thank you for 15 months by that. Thank you so much, bro much appreciated
All right Chad, I just move on dead ass
Ladies, what do you think? You'll trick with the five. Thank you. What is loading like what is this guy like?
Waiting for what? Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna find this guy before let me see if I could find him before anyone else
Oh, you might actually just be like, oh my God, this guy's like, actually special needs.
I'm not even kidding.
You had every opportunity.
Oh, God, you had every opportunity in the world.
You just had every opportunity in the fucking world, bro.
Like, I'm actually next level droid, bro.
Ghost Ripper, can you get at least one call and turn Cam on?
You know what the craziest part was?
I wasn't going to buy him like a chameleon, bro.
I was gonna buy him a PTA5 or a GTA6 or whatever. Oh, it's right here. Jackson, ad friend. I got you, bro. Accept it. Accept it, bro.
How'd you find it?
He just sent it. Is that him? Is that him? He hasn't added me.
Brr, brr, brr.
You got 10 seconds, bro. I gotta confirm this deal.
Jackson Bro, you're not accepted this guy's a fool wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
wait wait wait wait wait wait those slippers 23 has spent 0 seconds watching stable rinnell
How has he been following me for five years? Is this bugged? I can't even be right because
he watched me in 2024. You like falafel? Now this guy did us all except my friend because
I'm dead out serious bro like you you sold I'm dead out you sold you sold I'm dead out
Kick rocks kid. Yeah, you're so brah. I was gonna buy you GTA 6. I'm not even kidding. Yeah, you're so brah
I'm not giving you that chance anymore. I'm dead ass. Fuck your life kid
Should have been that fucking bot
That's not me. Yo dumbass I copied and pasted your name. How much even about now there's someone on scene that's named this pretty watch
What did he say it was? What was the exact name he said?
Ghostripper 23 underscore
Where's the exact name?
GTA 6 is not even on Steam?
I can't have shit.
Is it this guy?
I don't know, is it this guy bro?
Who the f-
So let me get this straight right like this dude Jesse instead of playing video games
He's
Like yeah, yeah, this is like
This is just sad, bro, this is just fucking sad
I don't know I can't tell who's who now is this actually the kid. Yes or no
Is this actually the kid can we get a confirmation on him?
How do we confirm that just face on them on uh, I'm here. Oh my god. It's his friend
Yo, what are these little kids think I'm made out of money, bro? Yo, oh
my god, I
Can't bro. I can't roll like
Yo, oh
my god
Like who is who I'm not calm
Hello, hello, how is he going? My name is ghost rip. Are you there?
Yeah, the microphone working my name is ghost rip or 21 underscore you there or no
Yo ghost rip or bro. I know this is you Jesse. I know no no no no no no you got my free stuff or no
Yo Jesse bro kick rocks bro
No
God fucking damn man.
This guy's a fucking rich dude trying to take money.
Yo fuck this kid bro, I'm not even kidding.
You ruined your chance bro.
You might've been the worst person to ever click on
to give free shit man.
Fuck this shit, I'm sorry bro.
You had every single chance man.
Call me Elton all you want.
Like I literally asked for your name
and then you give me your friend's name.
Like bro, out of everyone that could've got it,
I would've given it away and then you sold.
I'm not even kidding, you sold.
No, you sold bro, you sold.
Simple as that bro.
I'm about to just crea- I'm gonna be the villain in your story, bro.
I'm gonna- I'm gonna be the villain.
I don't give a fuck, man.
HOW DO YOU LOSE YOUR COW?
Like, yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, kick rocks, man.
Kick rocks. Five minute time out.
Run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run.
Someone said that the other day, it's been about-
Okay, if you're gonna be a dick.
You're gonna be a Jade the Face.
Wait.
who can we get a lobby with maybe we get a mecha chameleon lobby
who we can one the one thought chat we can
we can get jesse but who else
we can get jizzy
agents doing r6 silver right no problems he's
he has stuff
well god we've been um mute maybe mecha chameleon
well we could play fucking rainbow 16
How we feel right now? What are we thinking tonight? What's the vibes for right now?
Random kid. Let's go Hibana. We can get a hard breach
Fat fuck you. I just like a gun man. Nekka can
Nice
And then I just like I just lose it bro
Oh my god, I can't click. What about max? Yo my band on twitch. What is going on?
Not not hearing me what anyways ladies and gentlemen chameleon. Oh, it's good max
we
you ah
Will be going to Norway first Brazil on July 5th. It is in New York. So we'll be there. Yeah, that's a chameleon
Make a chameleon what time bro I got like come on bro you're coming up my chain I need
to say hi my nigga first of all I smell you greasy I don't know who the fuck you think
you are nigga you just went down on my list of favorite Indians.
Now I got this nigga behind me on and back and gone.
That's like me saying you're like on the lowest of my favorite black people.
Regardless though let me know what time my nigga and say what's up next time hello yeah.
Oh nice, I got timed up for fat. I'm never coming back here. Nice
The downstairs, yeah
Oh, should we place each downstairs? Oh
Let me ask her car
You might be down
Oh my god, bro
Oh my god bro!
Alright, well what now?
We could watch the Mexico game.
I'm not against that.
But like bro, I look forward to play something.
Siege?
There might be an... there might be an oraculate tournament.
My name is Baloo.
Hello Baloo.
It's actually a nice looking cat.
Dude, I'm gonna be real with you.
The best cat, like, Ilocke won a brown cat.
Is that weird or no?
Like, Ilocke won a brown cat.
I have a black cat, but I want, like, a brown one.
What type of brown I gotta see?
Like, it's gotta be, like, full brown.
Like, I don't know how to describe it.
But Ilocke do want a kitten.
Would Burger be good with another cat, you think?
Okay, my question is to anyone who tried to has two cats.
Is, oh, I don't know why it says Northridge,
is having two different cats if it's a kitten?
Did they get along more if it's less than an adult?
Like, will Burger like attack a kitten, you think?
I got a little aura.
Like, dude, this is a cute cat.
Is this brown or is this black?
My name is undercover.
Holy fucking aura.
Needs a home ASAP.
Pets at the shelter may only be held for a short amount of time.
Wait, what?
What does that mean?
It's actually jitten four months old this pet has no story. That's actually so sad
I'm not even kidding. This shit makes me sad like I don't know what it is like
Okay, this is gonna sound kind of nuts
But I don't really care when like a human dies like I care more when like an animal dies like unless it's like my mom or dad
Actually, well not my dad. I don't I mean, I'll be sad when my dad dies
But like I don't know why like when Jackson passed away like I was just super sad for a long time
Like, I don't know how to describe it, bro.
Like losing an animal is like one of the saddest things ever.
Like, ladies, if you died tomorrow, like, I'd probably forget about it after like a couple
of days and I'd probably just get a new kick.
Holy shit, this is the devil at the bottom, right?
I believe it.
I think about that.
But like, if Burger died, like, I would just be sad for like, I'm not even kidding, I'd
probably kill myself with him.
I don't know.
Holy big belly cat.
Is that who I think it is on the right?
Is that all I think it is that Kittler the fuck?
What the hell bro?
Some of these cats are actually so cute.
Look at this guy.
Bro, I actually love burger.
I don't know how to describe it.
I was never a cat guy, but like after you get like your first cat like it just is so it's I don't know
Bro, it's just like a different feeling like it's just like I don't know, bro
Can you get this TV to rock?
In our V3. They were five gifted. I don't want to play rock at least bro. They even five get the dude
Cats are the best. I mean anyone who's like a dog guy. I mean, I like dogs don't get me wrong
But like you're getting your first kitten is game changer and I used to hate cats
I'm not even kidding like I Dennis used to hate cats
Oh my god, look at this little kid, bro. He's like the size of my fucking thumb
That's insanely small
You'd have to like you have to full-blow like keep tracking so why the fucking this guy gripping the fuck out of the cat
In the middle, what the fuck?
So does it escape?
Kittens are actually like the dumbest animals ever. They're just like
But they deadass don't even know how to do shit. All they know how to do is just shit and eat food
Yo, holy fat cat. Why is this one? I hate a fat cat. This one's waving to me
Why is there no brown cats bro?
Are they like raider?
Put filter on or some shit.
Wait, they're rare I'm being told.
Oh milk, this guy didn't even think of trying to put a fucking name.
He just wrote what he drank in the morning bro.
This one's lowkey mogging, Joe.
That is a mogcat.
He's got lighting too.
He has crazy lighting.
You see, girl, my lighting is off right now.
I'm telling you.
Messy.
Where?
Up.
One more.
And on the left.
Who the fuck names their cat?
82281137.
Holy Belgium.
Belgium's on a trip.
Those was lit
This one he's a whole face. He'll be mauled on the right. What the fuck?
Well, where's all like the black or not black the brown cats are they rare child like I'm not even kidding is a brown cat just like rare
Find a cat
Breed age brown breed is what what what is a what's burgers breed like what's ever cat is my cat?
Like what would he be considered?
black
No, but no, but what breed dude?
I'm not yeah
Like I don't think blacks a breeze
Brown it doesn't even come up
Havana Brown who try that
That's not even brown. Oh fuck it. That's impose imposter
Wait what I don't think you could do it. You can't type in the colors
Just go and Google look up like what bright what breed of cats are brown and then come back and put up
Put whatever choice this guy's name is her name is June
I
Join look at Romeo on the top right Romeo's like he's bitch ass
Look at his bitch ass, bro
like holy dick cat
He just came out of the vagina
It gripped him, bro
Did you ever read Geronimo Stilton books or nah, bro?
Right and read the only book I read in school is when they told us that we had to read books
And we had to like write it down or whatever and the book that I would always read is just maze runner
And I would only read like three pages, and then I'd zone out. That's what I would do
Dude one of these cats that you just strolled past like low key just pulled me into Geronimo Stilton, bro
That I forgot that that was even like a whole arc in my life. That was low key crazy
That shit was peak. I'm not kidding. That was oh my god
What's going on?
I think I've told them that burger's a Bombay.
What is that?
Okay, this comes.
Oh, this is burger!
Oh my god!
Holy shit!
Oh my god, it's burger!
Oh, it actually is burger.
That's crazy.
I'm
Cinnamon torti British short hair, bro. I think it a British fucking cat
Have wooden teeth. Yeah, it's gonna fucking eat beans on top
Fuck is step around you like no, oh, they put it in a ready
Wait, hello, I think it's a British short hair. I know turtle I
Don't want to fucking turtle dumbass
you typed it I didn't finish sure about her the colors are on the left you ugly
ass fucking cat I don't care what you ask me ugly I'm sorry all the kittens in
the chat but geez I don't want to get like a fat person cat that makes sense
So I'm not gonna lie like I'll be honest with you
Wait brown or chocolate wait, that's actually cinnamon. I'll be honest with you bro. Like only fat people were taught
And that's gonna offend some people in the jab but I
Never seen someone who's skinny where tie-dye
Oh, we see they were tie-dye. They have a certain fucking wait
This is not brown certain cat and they all got a fucking butterfly town their shin bro on the back on their on their calf
Wait, am I doing the wrong filter?
Do I have to check all of them besides that one?
No, these aren't brown either.
Bro, are brown cats just like non-breedable?
Like I'm confused.
How the fuck can I not find one?
wait they're actually rare fuck round kitten for sale what the fuck is that
Holy mog what the fuck is that?
Who the fuck is that?
Holy fucking
Oh that cat looks like a fucking
This ain't moota
It's like moota bro my trippin
Bro, I can't find one.
See, this is kinda cute, but like, I don't like its face, I like the color, but like,
how do you find a brown cat, bro?
Like, that's adorable.
Ooh, that's a nice color.
Bro.
That's a little jitten.
A little jitten?
What is this?
this oh my god wait what type of cat is this bridge short hair so this is like
similar to burger or no he's adopted bro oh my fucking god man
so get this motherfucker off my screen sometimes I go in the shower play four
sounds and eat berries with the lights off pretending to be a bear next time
I'm gonna do it with a slab of raw salmon. I'm so excited to have my bear time
Yeah, this is what happens when you lose money when you gamble guys don't ever fucking gamble. I'm not even kidding, bro
like
Dude, you know what man, maybe we can't find a cat. Yo, are you fucking falling asleep? What is this?
What am I hearing? Oh, I'm gonna rock the game. I'm so dialed in. Oh my god. I'm in a one-minute OT, bro
Yeah, I just have your screen share up looking at the cats, bro
Just search it up yo dumbass. I don't know if you're like stupid. Sorry, but like genuinely I just searched it up
And I couldn't find it, bro
Fucking dumb
By a gym membership, okay
Sam people just be toxic bro. Why do you have to say that like we can't look for
cats? What the fuck is this cat?
No. No. No.
He's real. Eww. Oh my god.
I would not want this cat.
This guy's in fucking ugly. I'm sorry brother what the fuck?
It kind of looks like a cat for like fucking Thanos like actually though like oh my god, bro
I don't think I'd want the short hair
What?
One other cast that ill bro people actually buy cats I'm not even getting this things. This looks like my ball stack
What is he even looking at bro? Oh, this literally looks like an old dude, bro like
Looks like an old British man, bro. This guy dead ass looks like an old fucking man
KSI has a cat like this
Say on God
That's some dubious cuckoos, bro. What time is it in the UK right now? I'm about to call him
See if I'll pick up
I'm calling him right now
holy fucking EU ringtone I'm waking his ass up I don't give a fire I'm waking
up I'm waking up to call his cat ugly
bro I'm not famous bro
And you don't seem to understand the shame you see right now.
Like probably.
Dude, do EU phones not suffering?
I'm gonna leave them a voice note.
Yo, knowledge, live right now.
Just wanted to say I was looking for new cats and my chat linked me a Sphinx cat.
I don't know what this is.
It looks fucking disgusting and they told me that you have a cat like this so I just
wanted to say wish nothing but the worst for you and your cat.
This is the most ugly fucking thing I've ever seen in my whole life.
This looks like my ball sack, bro.
So enjoy your sleep.
So when you wake up, I'll be the first thing that you hear.
Love you, bro.
Miss you.
Hope to see you soon.
Yeah, that's good.
Yeah, that's good.
Yeah, that's good.
Yeah, that's good.
Yeah, that's good.
Donage, live right now.
I just wanted to say I was looking for new cats.
And my chat link is FinksCat.
I don't know what this is.
It looks fucking disgusting.
And they told me that you have a cat like this.
So I just wanted to say which nothing but the worst for you and your cat.
This cat dies?
Oh, I gotta how do I unsend this say on God say on God it died. Oh
My god, I deleted it wait I
Can't delete it. Oh my god. Oh my gosh. Okay. Okay. I'm leaving another voice message. Oh on God. I'm sorry
I swear on everything I know I swear on everything. I know they they they literally just
I'm so sorry on God don't know on my soul like bro. I actually feel bad. Oh my god
I'm sorry, bro. I'm actually sorry. So whenever you see that message, bro
Ignore it. I'm so sorry, bro. If you need I'll
Like I'll do whatever you need bro. You need a video or nothing, bro. I'm sorry. I love you. Oh
Oh my god, wait, it's not dead. Is it dead or is it not? Oh
Oh, I see you got Trollers.
Okay, Knowledge.
One more voice note.
This is like, you play this note if the first, the second, yeah, the good ending, so don't
play this one unless it's the good ending.
Yo, so they just told me that it actually didn't die.
So I don't know who's telling the truth now, but you have every type of answer and every
type of message now, so yeah, bro, hopefully you just have a nice day.
Yep, love you.
Nice, bro.
I sent him three voice notes.
Okay, okay.
Okay, I'm leaving the voice message. Oh, I'm god, I'm sorry.
Okay, now I'll let you one more word, and I'll just like, you play this note, and uh, the first, the second, we had a good ending, isn't it?
Yeah, that's good.
Oh, the cat died five minutes ago. Yo, you guys are sick in the head, man.
How the fuck is that even possible?
What is this?
Why? I'm not even trying to be funny. Is burger just like a good-looking cat or just cats like ugly in general?
Like how was there no they just cats are like ugly like some of them, bro
He graduated Mogwarts. No, I generally don't like you know who the fuck are you looking at?
Like who the fuck you know fuck are you looking at?
That one's cute. This one's name is Figaroa, like the street. You can pick the color of
the top. Brown. I look, you want a male cat and I want a kitten. Bro, is this brown chat?
I'm confused this isn't brown
Is there like a different brown that I should be looking for?
Literally though, I don't want orange tuxedo. What the fuck is a tuxedo?
Now this guy's a joke
I
Cream
Calicio buff I
Love black cats. I don't know what it is. I hate that people hate black cats like black cats to me the cutest thing ever, bro
Like I was like black cats are good. I just want to kiss you on the cheek burger right now
Smoke
Get more yo who the fuck search by name
Mario is eating a fucking taco well well wait that's not a taco wait nevermind that's
not a taco false alarm Mario get a cat that actually likes attention I mean I'll be honest
with you bro every cat likes attention and you're gonna say cap but like bro burger used
to be like a piece of shit now he dead ass just like like he dead ass just
chills like he just does whatever now like he'll like chill on my lap now he'll
like wake me up in the morning like in my face like he's just a good dude
bro yellow burger bro that's a good loaf why do you slow blink at me what does
that mean why does he get this Mario says good with cats needs another cat in
home. Not bad. That's that bro. Burger. Like when I say his name, he's slow blinks. Burger.
Burger.
Burger. Burger.
See bro, he knows his name, bro. Like I'm dead ass. Like it's like weird, bro. He like knows his name
now like if I say his name enough hi burger maybe he's a CIA agent I don't
know I don't know bro maybe something's up with him what about my cat there's no
way that actually that guy's cat that's how he's kept right he's time up for 30
minutes I'm dead ass here that videos like actually annoying like enjoy your
30-minute time out bro while you're probably laughing down state you are is
Is he in your room right now? You could probably go to him, he's probably...
With his fucking headphones on, bro.
With his fucking stupid headphones.
What's his name?
This guy's name is Bumbaclaw.
Bumbaclaw.
Bumble-omba.
I don't think I'm gonna get another cat bro, I can't find the right one.
Welcome to this animalized video where we discuss the happy cohabitation of cats.
I don't give a fuck, but I'll force the cats to be happy together.
What is this?
It's a dog and a cat.
Aww.
That's cute, bro.
What's up, guys?
That's actually cute, bro.
Wish nothing but the worst for you.
Yeah, it is.
Barbie.
Yo, get this motherfucker off my face.
Like, what are you yelling for, bro?
Like, what are you yelling for, bro?
Oh, my food did ask just out of here.
So did you know, dogs will sit facing away from you as a sign of trust and a sign that
they're protected?
Bro, is that a fucking human?
Bro, is that a fucking human?
Like actually, I would have laughed at this video, but at least 2000 likes.
Let me take that back.
Lion comes for sale.
So you want me to buy three lions for $3,000?
You could buy a sugar glider.
What the fuck?
They lived to 12 to 15 years?
Oh my God.
You could just buy a lion on the marketplace?
Like dead ass seers, you could just buy a lion.
That's like a thing?
No, it's not for sale.
It's not a real thing, bro.
This is Burmese cat.
KSI's cat.
What is Mr. Beast doing on the right side of my screen?
Yo, what's up?
It's your boy KSI.
How are you doing?
Boys back doing another Reddit video.
I haven't even read the videos I've done.
Surely over.
So he has a cat?
Where?
Yeah, back.
What's up, bro?
What'd you get for food?
I got some new york chicken and gyro
Maro no way you have gyro. Do you need to get surgery?
Yeah
Even sure
Hopefully fucking clickbait ass video, bro. Holy fucking elephant in the room man
In the middle of the video
God I would pick this can up and love him bunch. I'm nothing but love man
I feel bad because he was this this is the ugliest fucking that's an actual
Shit from everything nice and snow. Well, I'm not getting he probably dead. That's feels like my ballsack. I
Think it's cuz okay. I could be so wrong. I think he got that cat
Because of an anime broke. I think back then I remember singing get some like iced out chain
That's an anime and the character is like
That type of cat is it?
Yeah, I think he made a song about it to oh
B-B-Beer, his name was Beer they're saying.
Beerus, yeah wait, I think that's it!
I don't like this cat, I'm sorry.
I know this is probably your cat, but like your cat is actually like, I hate how fluffy it is.
It makes me mad.
Like why do you need all that fluff for?
I'm not gonna lie, turn you into a Chanel bag.
I'm gonna fart.
Orky true.
Like yeah.
Wait, Orky went live?
Holy elephant emoji.
Wait a minute, so did I get clickbaited or no?
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, he's just watching the game.
Is the Mexico game right now?
Who's winning?
I'm just curious.
Saeed is in a KSI video?
I do a Facebook.
What?
No.
Well, fuck's sake, set eight students trying to be celebrities.
Oh shit, KSI is the youngest fuck.
brother say what is this my nigga your face is right yeah I'm not even kidding
can you imagine just uploading a video of just reddit I'm getting five million
views just like that like if I did this shit it'll probably get like 30 views
really this is actually fucking nuts like YouTube back then was so different
like I'm so good that was seven years ago these videos were good oh my god you
know what I just realized seven years ago is COVID almost oh wow wait that is
actually like insane to think about oh my god that's a matter of shit yeah the
The world is low-key like moving a little too fast.
Like I'm slavery FIFA.
Yo, you mind like chewing a little like quiet or like I hear every single munch.
Yeah, I can do that.
Second video on the right way.
Yeah, bro.
Wait, why did the Mexico game get delayed chat?
What was the reason?
What was the reason?
It's raining?
Voss?
How can you tell someone's pretending to be rich?
I've seen rich people with very simple clothing.
You see some people try very hard with throwing money,
fast cars.
When did you fucking get on this podcast?
It's colder than everything.
Think about it.
That's how you see how they try to pretend because rich people don't need to show off.
Rich people are happy how they are.
How can you tell someone's pretending to be rich?
I saw some of the chat say admin tips.
Hi.
Are you guys dead ass?
Hey, Virger, hi.
No, my headset. Come here.
Virger, come here.
Virger, come here. Come here. Come here. Virger, come here. Virger, come here.
come here.
Burger, come here.
Why is he yelling at me so much?
Burger, come here.
We need to know.
Come here.
Yo.
Yo, Burger, come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Burger, come here.
Yo.
Oh my god, bro.
Like, do I feed him, bro?
Yo, chat, do I feed my cat?
Let me know right now. Do I feed my cat? Let me know in the comments right now if I should feed my cat
No, no, no, no, no burger. Good luck, man. We're not feeding you dead ass. Actually, you know a burger. I'm sick of you
I'm better that's a grown-ass man, bro
My I'm dead ass a girl as men guys. I didn't actually eat him man. I didn't actually eat him. He's right there
Oh
You know what I realized it is what?
Back then like when you were trolling people and you were trolling someone like not everyone knew like what the word troll meant
Like people thought that everyone was just dead-ass
Now that the word rage bait is so mainstream everyone just knows that like they're getting like rage baited or trolled
I'm sitting here thinking about it. That's actually what it is
Everyone has heard the term rage bait back then nobody knew what okay now nobody but a lot of people didn't know what like trolling was
Like now you like people are like now all people say is oh, you're trying to rage me. It's so age, bro
What kind of food are you trying to make?
That's the point. That's the whole point. I was just eating it. I was muted. I was thinking like damn, bro
Trolling used to be a lot better than it is now
I'm just rubbing.
Bro guys, you don't have to add Maya or everything.
I'm trying to rub Burger and sleep over Stimulus.
Go ahead add Maya, bro.
Like, God, bro, I can't even troll it anymore.
Alright, Burger, I'm going to feed you.
Give me a second.
Talk to them real quick.
Watch somebody just follow me through the bathroom.
This fat fucking cat.
Hmm
Okay, boy, yeah, you guys get what I was saying though, right I
Don't want to eat because I'm gonna be munching hard as shit
Need a mic's hard.
What happened?
Need a mic's.
Need a mic's.
Bro, look at it. I was taking a shit yesterday. Yes guys, I know. Guy shit too.
Bro, look at this photo.
Hold on.
I'm about to send it.
Give me one second.
Hold your horses.
Oh
Don't know it's not a poop picture you fucking weirdos
Like what are you guys like I'm not gonna send you a poop photo
hold on
Bro, I was taking a shit yesterday, and I don't know why burger has so much separation anxiety
but bro like this motherfucker like dead ass like
He just couldn't get away from me like he's he's clawing at my door
He's clawing at the fucking door, bro. Like trying to get in while I'm taking a poop like
Like look at this motherfucker like there's not even a thought in his fucking brain
Like this guy is dead us is falling into the bathroom man
Let him be bro. I'm not gonna lie bro. The only reason I like burgers cuz he made me relevant
I'll be honest with you other than that he's a piece of shit. All he does is wake me up from my sleep
He asked for food bro. Like I'm tired of feeding you burger like damn like god fucking damn bro
All you do is fucking eat burger all you do is fucking eat eat eat eat is all you fucking do bro
He just wants food. Guess what bro? So don't we all? What is this? Who the fuck? I don't give a fuck about your dumbass dog, bro.
Fuck your dog, bro. This is my photo now. I'm about to tweet this out, bro. I'm getting fucked.
Why does the next court, when does the next court video come out?
In four days.
And the next video is actually a pretty good video, but I'll be honest with you guys.
I'm going to leak it right now.
Somebody offered me a thousand gifted to do something and I said no.
You're going to see what it is, but he said, oh, I'll give your community a thousand gifted.
But I said no.
I'm politely declined.
I don't care about you guys enough, man.
i don't care about you guys enough
was it to wear a diaper no it was actually
you're gonna see in the video but some of you guys might be disappointed it was
to do something a lot of people would do in the chat but i'm just gonna be honest
with you i'm too scared
and you can call me a sissy boy you can call me whatever you fucking want
but that's just the way it is
maybe the eighties?
yo you know what game i look you wanna play
But I don't have to go broke payday to that game was so much fun. That's good. Yeah, we can just run around killing all the civilians
All right, so you play a game or that's it
Okay, I don't want to play siege or I don't want to play like a shooter game
But what do you want to play bro? I don't want to play that. I just want to be him
Well, I actually want to play this Metsha Chameleon game so badly and get good at it
I'm not even kidding, but we I don't think we could find enough people
I don't think there's enough people streaming right now.
I deadass want to play this game.
Like I would play this game off stream right now.
I'm not even kidding.
Who could 1v1?
Probably. What does that even mean?
Well, what is a 1v1?
One player versus another player.
Yeah. How does that work when you can see my screen?
The V is for versus.
It's 1 versus 1.
And basically it's going to be one hide or one secret.
Here's the fucking idiot man, what?
You don't know what the fucking V is in 1v1. I'm the idiot by the way
Wait Balqueray is on this game right now. Here. I'll let you down for Siege. I'll just ask she's playing Marvel spider
Hey getting a lobby for Mecca. Let me know
Send that to that person
Send that to that person
Send that to that person send that to
That person send that to that person send that to that person
Send that to that person
Send that to that person now we wait
The lobby should unfold
Do that and bop a special Ronnie son, what is that?
Curse JD guys
Got a spider man have fun. I got another one cool. All right
Wait, why did let me add Jesse back to this
How did you just send me a fucking picture
Yo, Jess
Yeah, yo, bro, and we need a couple more people. Let's get a lobby gun. Yeah
Yeah, sure with who well, that's the thing is bro. How do we get friends? Oh
You don't have any friends no not at all
Okay, um, who are we playing with yesterday? Wasn't it like?
Yeah, right get rugged edgy you got them, right?
You should be able to just call them both
You got rugged edgy, right? That's all you
Yeah, you try to think here. Oh, yeah, invite Muda to them. Oh, invite drew wall. You're
telling me drew fucking wall Muda. How wise drew all true wall to stream. How was he
a streamer now? Is he trying to get like a gambling deal? Like, what is this, bro? Like,
Louise man
Who's drew all he's like this door? No, he's this new streamer. He's like a huge dork
Fuck you Ron got it um who else brown who else
With the low key get someone gone
Let's see here son doesn't probably like me max said no, but I'll miss definitely hates me
JL Tommy, it doesn't speak English, it seems like the title.
Arke's at a game.
Mr. Feather as NMP in the title probably doesn't like me because I don't know that group doesn't
like me.
Happy Happy Gal, she's doing something.
This person's IRL streaming, Camelia, the VTuber community absolutely hates me for some
reason.
Um, oh, Santi's girlfriend's live
Let's see
That's that all right, scroll up. No, let's just start making your friends scroll up
There's a guy named elastic droid
Screen is I'm playing games guy right in the middle right there. Ask him if he wants to play our best makes some new friends. Yeah
Wanna play
Metsha Chameleon. Oh 59 minute follow time one hour follow only bro
So I'm gonna go ahead and give I'm gonna give a tip to all new up with this guy's an upcoming
I don't want my five. Wow, bro. Wow, Jesse. You don't know, but you don't want to do that
Unless you're getting like hate rated because you actually explain why?
Because when a new person comes in they're gonna do exactly what Ron just did and leave
You that doesn't make any sense. What if he doesn't like me, you know, I'm
Just chatting section nowadays, bro. It's basically goons. Oh like
It's just chatting I know I've seen some interesting shit invite tea home
I
This is easy man. Oh man. Yeah, I'm going to the Mecca chameleon part of Twitch
And just try to invite ourselves in like yo, I got three I knew he was there
He was so we're on can't play night. Yo, hi guys, bro. Nobody's asking to play with you fucking dork. Whoa
Hey, you lobby for Mecca, let me know who are the players Rinaldo who are the players?
That's you know cuz I've settled like I've said like overwilders in my life
Oh, I need to know that like I don't want any slug against the people. You know what I'm saying
Yeah, I'm missing crazy
Let me get the lobby before I invite this game in
Let's go to the Mecca chameleon lobby
Guys, I can't play with the Vanos crew if you know I'll wear
I like that so much too man, it's a sad day.
Vanilla, I mean bro, alright let's try, I'm just gonna invite everyone whoever is, I'm
gonna invite every single, alright let's try, I'm just gonna invite everyone whoever is,
I don't fuck.
Or don't even invite anyone, listen bro this is the new strat, new strat, hear me, go
Go find a streamer that already has a whole lobby ready and just be like, we have three.
You're actually right.
But we don't have to do anything.
It's a lot of VTubers for them.
I don't mind.
I can VTube.
Grow up a little higher.
Yeah, I know, but then they're already playing a lobby everyone up here.
KYR is speeding, that's a chameleon too, question mark.
Then Fortnite.
Oh
They're not gonna want to play on me hair reduction surgery on the beard. Oh
My god
Chicken egg and only imagine was rotating prior to meeting it because it's called just ask
You miss every shot
And the background that's uh, they do you know, it's one of those
Yeah, that's sidearms. Oh my god, bro
They that's just like a way to one of play or something for the cook it
If not all good
Freshers ignore chat
Oh my god, Jesus Christ now ask me before you start typing shit
Something another time at that school
I'm kind of got some plans for today, but I'm definitely down another time if you want good, bro
You know what I'm saying?
You're a tropical, you got room for three.
Ron, I can follow you on Twitter or something too, we can figure it out.
Tell Sodom's I love you.
Sodom, Snape or Renato wants you to know that he loves you.
Who?
Oh, that's amazing.
Oh, no, no, he knows me.
He had a viewer coming in sub and say he wants to make a love you with us.
Like with us?
Yeah, he's doing good in play right now, but I would love to in the future.
Love you so much.
Hey, I love you. Okay, R speedy back. Okay, R speedy's the great like one of the greats back in the day
I'm not even right now. I'm not even kidding. He's still goat. I used to watch all this Dave Z videos
He's the goat
Who else about Jason the ween what about the Lacey what about
Got these guys the boys. We don't do core
Mmm, yeah, we don't do core. Yeah, we don't do core. Oh, you're not core. No, I don't do core
No, we don't do core. I don't do core. I didn't even know that. I don't know what the fuck's going on anymore, bro
I'm onk
It's cool
No, that's I'm saying I'm completely I don't know what's going on. It's been a while
I don't know what the fuck's going on here. It'll be on in two days. It'll be on in two days
Yep, who's PGE you I don't think PGE
Over the watch. I don't know that's what I eat spamming best see it so he'd also just wear headphones everywhere
He goes easy e4
How's this guy already say he can't make it let me see what I do here a
train
We train would be tough. It's trained live on kick
I think he might be in a discord, he'll come back.
This guy pro.
Oh, we watched that part of the game chat.
What's going on?
the body is so fucked
oh there was a fan man
she kinda looks like a game for fucking
aides in the face
is it only my music lemme see
thank you dude bro i actually kinda like the way he looks
i don't know why i just want to hug him
that's the guy with the face that overwatch
really?
bro now that i think about it
bro i left the coffin
20 seconds just talking to myself.
I thought you did it on purpose.
What did he say also, too?
I should have just begun.
No, I hit up strain.
I hit up X, you know.
I hit up Rekai, but he doesn't know what Macha Chamilean is.
That's what he said.
I hit up Rekai, and he said, what's a Macha Chamilean?
Did you see Rekai in the Rainbow Six tournament playing
the game?
No.
You didn't watch it.
Go watch the Rainbow Six Siege tournament with Rekai.
I
That shit is fucking fire, bro. He actually is a natural born talent
This three months ago
Yeah, actually natural talent excuse me couldn't stop laughing at where kind player wait
No, I'm telling you he picked up he picked up the roller and he just had it right off the rip
Like people can't just pick up the roller like that and just have it
Let me see how he played
Watch the XQC when the XQC was two minutes
Yeah, go watch the X1
Yo, play I got plucked my boy. Come on
Yo, so can I ask why I don't have an internet
You gotta figure out how to use your objective. Oh, yeah, damn. It's probably upstairs man
where he like showed up to this tournament he had like like makeup on like
bumps on his head
so he just runs in what's the most replay here no you gotta see him holding a
site that shit is ridiculous
He looks easy to draw
What is that bro looks like a little health care. Oh my god
How is it this would be good at a game though?
We actually looks like he's about to cry you can't figure it out
Oh God, look at what?
Yo, back up, back up, back up, back up.
What is he like?
How to fight?
Shoot, we're gonna go, we're gonna go, we're gonna go,
we're gonna go shoot, just shoot.
Just shoot, just shoot, just shoot.
It's natural, it's telling off the risk.
Bro.
Holy, by the way.
I don't know what it is, bro.
Like, maybe I'm just like gifted in life,
but like, I'm just good at every game I play, man.
I don't know how people aren't like, you know,
I don't know, just good at games, bro.
Y'all can count on looking sideways with me, but like.
Fortnite like brainwrotted your your brain. That's cap name a game. I'm not good at like that
The thing is like okay, don't say good at but like I'm not even kidding
And this is facts everyone on the track can actually agree with this if you stop dick riding for one second
I could deadass pick up a game in a second. That's a big and be decent at it
Like I genuinely could I genuinely could I could pick up any game League of Legends
Yeah, I picked that up and I won my first game simple as that
No, but what ranks? So you didn't rank on it? What rank? I was versing fucking Grand Master champions. I literally played a tournament
So
What?
Well, you gotta at least get like emerald or diamond and then we'll be talking all right
So I'll get emerald. I don't give a fuck. That'll take like a week
Now no shot. Yeah, bro. Literally no shot. That would not happen. Have you ever gotten face at level 10?
Yup, face at level 10 back in 2018
That's who she have a labo. It's a bit ago though
Valorant highest rank. Yep. I was immortal at one point not radiant, but I was immortal. I was immortal
You versus Jason the ween right now who's winning me everyone knows that in this chat too. No dick ride
I'm telling you even NMS can tell you that right now in this chat. I'm winning that every single day
And Jason has it. Oh, so he's a high when you play you would start born buff. He's born buffed to that game
What was it? What star do you do when you play OSU? What's the highest rank maps you do?
Chat knows this one. What's what's the highest ranked map that I use nice nice
Well, you actually never got into OSU though like no cap
No, I never that got me good at aiming. What is oh sue? I've never played that. Oh, let me screen show my whole thing
Is it free? I don't know don't actually go and watch any of it. I'm about to play it
Is it MC OSU
See
What you don't know what OSU is actually no, I've never played it look up there inside. No, it's just OSU
It's called you just type it on Google. It's OSU dot PP y dot sh
It sounds super sus.
I was gonna say, like, are you like...
Is there something going on?
No, this is just like...
This is how I fucking learned how to aim and games, honestly.
Like, if you click download, it's gonna be weird enough.
Now, you click download, but get the good one.
You doing this or what?
How does this help you with anything in life?
It's not perfect for me.
How does this help with aim?
This guy's using a fucking iPad.
Yeah, but you don't use that though.
Use a mouse though if you're an aimer though.
That's a thing.
So I just get downloaded?
Look up people doing it with mouses.
Is it this?
Stable stable to the stable one
Am I gonna leak something if I click this no by the way, I was watching stream east earlier and auto install an opera setup
What is that?
Yeah, I got that yeah
Opera's like starting to somehow become a virus like I feel like I it's been trying to force install my PC twice as well
Like I don't know what the fuck's going on
It's gonna leave you with it or not.
Moist critical ads or something on this video isn't working either, it's trying to force
it into our fucking shit.
It's actually not working.
Bro, every time I see a moist critical video of my fucking feed, it's talking about a
Trump phone.
What the fuck is a Trump phone, bro?
I've seen like a thousand videos on this guy.
Yeah, those are the only ones I get recommended now is the Trump phone.
Yeah, what is a fucking Trump phone, bro?
Like...
Welcome to us.
Holy shit.
Oh my god, oh my god
Why is my screen well, what is getting downloaded? Why can't people see my you guys can't see my screen?
We're doing all the it's downloading all the starter maps, but why is my game not showing on the screen?
Click, hold alt and click enter when you're in the game.
Oh shit, what does that do?
It's just a fast way to window mode.
Why do I lower the music?
Click the scrolls.
Bottom right, bottom right, scroll wheel.
There you go.
Oh yeah.
How does it work?
So, first thing off the rep you'd want to change this again, right?
Because the default skin is just bad.
Because you see like that crosshair, it's just not good.
You're not going to be able to do anything with that.
so what do I do I'll give I'll give you the hook up here yeah I care so skins
equals good is that how this game works well it's just this too well go play one
and go what go look for yourself go play a solo go play a map you're gonna have
to do way no not none of the keyboard ones nope no no be none of the drum
ones what is this like an anime game like it's the game for nerds no you can
download any song god damn bro this game is a nerd ass game just lock the
fucking click two stars bro where is the stars
fucking go back and at the top do what did you do you're gonna do by
difficulty instead of get out of your collections bro here they got it go two
stars yep yeah yeah just pick one that you like that yeah like that so there's
no icon or nothing yet go for it bro and you click you hold hey you are ass you
are ass what you're ass bro what okay so this is what you do z and x is your
clicks right so when the circle goes down you click you have to let go at the
end you're an ass and then what does x do z and x are the same thing it's just
Sometimes when things start getting faster you have two buttons.
What is this?
For now only.
What is this?
Bullshit!
It's not working!
Do the tutorial!
Play the tutorial!
I don't do the tutorial!
I just doesn't fucking work!
Oh, yes you do.
Yes you do.
This is actually hilarious.
Oh, you are ass!
What the fuck is this?
This is so bad!
All right, go to the tutorial.
You need the tutorial bad.
It's just called tutorial.
It's a song called tutorial.
Bad it's just called tutorial in your game. It's a song called tutorial
You can type on the tops
Right there there is right there new beginnings third one third one lock the fucking and listen hello and welcome to us
Let's learn how to play
So, Ose is a game about circles.
When the approach circle touches the edge of the inner circle, that's your cue to click
it.
You can then earn more score by accurately syncing your clicks to the music.
Give these circles a try.
Instead of mouse, you choose ZNX.
Yes, sir.
Yep.
Yeah!
The scheme is meant for like, actually like, autistic people I can tell already.
Yeah, I know.
Sliders build on circle mechanics.
Click on the start position just like a circle,
then keep holding the mouse button as you follow this ball at a predetermined speed along the track.
If a slider then has a reverse arrow, you'll need to follow the ball backwards too.
Wait, is that supposed to hold it the whole time?
Try some of these or something.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like that?
From that side.
No, but you gotta follow the ball.
Look at the...
Eeeeeeepa!
Eeeeeeep!
Eeeeeeepa!
That spinner is a simple spell.
Fuck! Spin it! Spin it! Spin it!
Spin it!
And spin your cursor around the center of the screen as fast as you can.
Spin it! Spin it!
Let me try.
Spin it! Spin it!
Go in the middle! No, close to the middle, bruh!
What are you talking about? You just fucking tell me something!
To see if you've really got the hang of this, click on the song to its end and pay attention to your accuracy.
If you see anything below 300 here, that means you're clicking beats too early or too late.
Also, you can click with the X and Z keys on your keyboard.
You're good on that.
And have fun playing OCE.
Look!
No, you wanna fall- are you trippin'?
There you go.
Yep, gonna follow the- do you see the giant circle around the ball?
You gotta stay in there.
Now spin that motherfucker.
Yep!
There we go.
There we fucking go.
There we go. There we fucking go.
Alright, now what's the matter?
I think you can do a song now.
Can you get nine wishes on this game?
Yeah, where's like nine?
There's like nine wishes and shit.
Like, do we have like...
Can you get any song you want on this?
Can you get like nine wishes?
Go to the highest difficulty that you got.
Yeah, you can do any song you want.
How about you, you might have to download it.
How do I do, uh...
How can I do this?
You gotta be...
So here, here, here, here, here.
Um...
Okay, go to this
You're gonna have to get the login
We got to make a note to your account
Oh my god, how much time is it?
Just log in bro, like you're a gamer you can figure this out in two seconds, no?
Crane account username
stablerobertof
email address
stableburner
gmail
fake email
Well you have to verify it
No, I don't hashtag
Wait, I just got logged into a new website
Yeah, is it was there?
Did they just take my fucking account?
Yeah, I'm in your shit and thanks for all your money, bro. You just got scammed live on stream. Bye
Bye ghostripper 23
This is go stripper 23 underscore. You just got fucking wait. They actually stole my guns
Yeah, yeah, no shit, bro. I got it. How we got now. I know what so now you go to that thing
I sent you and then go pick a song you want you can type like
Drake
Chat pick a song
Not vicious
I'm not doing it there you go now how'd I do it you click download and then just then
just click that yeah just click it it'll go into your game it's in your game now it
Yeah, do the lowest yeah go for that you got that come on
Don't skip the intro
Yeah, it's the effects.
He has to use his parole wheel at the bottom to run effect.
Eww, fuck yeah!
Look at the outside circle!
Yup!
you
you
you
you
you
I
Maybe I'm not gonna games like
Who the fuck can't get it you can't get it that dust just gonna say bro like that's the
I show me how good you are then the fuck I just I'm reinstalling it, bro
I haven't touched it
It's your dog shit, bro. You're not cuz I just know no just cuz I know I have it
No, you have it
What could you talk about bro, let me load in here
Now I'm on the default skin too. Nah, I'm gonna show you on default stop playing with me
Yeah guys, I guess he is fucking low.
Show me, show me, bro.
Go ahead, show us, bro.
Pop a screen share.
Yo, Saeed, bro, keep your headphones on
and just enjoy the fucking day, bro.
We don't need your help.
I can't hear shit, bro.
You see my shit?
I don't have any of the skins or nothing right now.
Take a second.
None of the skins on, bro.
You're shit-flagging, bro.
It's fucking frozen a shit.
L-computer, L-computer in the chat that asks,
yo, Sayi, why at 3 AM did you order 15 spicy
wedged nuggets, bro?
You fucking weirdo.
Wait, how's that shit you're looking at, though?
Uh, frozen as fuck.
Yeah, frozen as fuck, we're on LPC.
Yo, this guy, yo, this guy don't got a PC, man!
Yo, you got a bonus PC, no GPU?
Yo!
PC's, yeah, he just got a PC.
Wait, what?
Nah, bro, this guy got a PC.
My entire screen. I'm sure my entire screen. Oh shit. I know
Give a fuck bro lock in
These are the defaults line play one row yours. It's good. Yeah, I'm picking a fucking hard one big
Hey shout out to all the weebs in my chat bro this is for you.
Not that hard, not that hard.
Hold on, that was too difficult.
Alright we can do that, yeah yeah, we can do this.
default crosshair?
yoyi? yoyi?
Yeah, and that's all I had to do.
Like literally though.
What the fuck are you even doing?
I don't even know.
No, no, but if you're trying to learn how to play the game, bro, like I can teach you
everything, bro.
Who is the best osu player in the world?
I'm badass.
If you're gonna do that shit, like what the fuck does the best player look like?
Wait, look it up though. There's there's crazy shit
But in my day my old day like say they're saying emreck. I don't know that is but my old days
It used to be cookie Z
But that looks like I don't understand what I'm even watching
So who's the best I'm gonna open up some YouTube. Yeah, just look up like some crazy shit
The thing is though you have to look up the best player with a mouse
What's his name? What's his name?
I don't know who the best player with a mouse is.
Who's the best player, Seth?
Just like the best mouse OSU player.
See what comes up.
Yeah, look at that.
Like...
Wait, Emreck is a mouse or...?
No.
A voxah is best with mouse.
This person?
I guess.
I don't know.
not sure
most popular video is
ain't no idea what's up with guy
wait man it's a lot of
that's a lot of pp holy shmoly
is that mouse game?
oh shit
son how's that impossible
I'm telling you you learned this before fortnite you you would have won every single championship
i'm telling you right now
this actually this actually helps me a really young it does it it did for me yeah this helps your aim
chat real talk i like i was like i was just covax though surely covax didn't exist i used to be so
shit in that game i fixed my shit i'm not even gonna lie why is it you'll never goon again after
Yo, what is me?
Play that.
Why just moan, bro?
I didn't fucking moan.
Yeah.
Let him homey moan, bro.
Who the fuck?
All right, so are we playing games or are we...
Um, well, what game?
Because I'm getting kind of tired.
Counter-Strike.
We never got our...
We never got our loving.
Who the fuck?
Yeah, bro, we're fucking losers.
We have no friends.
No one fucking responded to me either.
I don't even have anyone to axe.
Nobody responded, nobody...
Axe, you see that phone playing? Oh, Sue? Was he good?
Um...
What?
There's pretty much just the same thing.
I mean, yeah, bro, like what the fuck do you even do like I'm
Counting on a strikes fun as fuck. No, stop. No one I don't want to play a game, bro
They gave it all right. No, that's all right
Counter straight six siege
Sand have you ever tried sand? Yeah, I should have hits
Anything to sell about the seven hour mark. What the fuck do you mean do anything to sell shut up, bro?
Holy on brother. That's one guy said Drusky video in your chat. I saw that
It says I have that watch. I don't even know what it is. Did I watch this?
Finally a score I got dope from you.
What is this? I never even watched this. Why does it say I haven't watched?
Every legend starts with a dream.
Get y'all out of there son.
What is this, bro?
Stop the dance.
The untold story of Joe Jackson.
Who the fuck is Jax?
You ain't regular kids, man!
Jackson 5!
Wake up!
Dance!
Go to sleep!
Game!
Face your face, man!
What's up?
5, 6, 7!
Didn't I tell y'all?
Practice the steps.
It's step.
Snap.
Step.
Man, I thought it was step club stuff.
It's like it was me that Michael Jackson said.
Like that dad, bro!
Yeah, nothing.
It's a Jackson 5.
What are you doing Joe? You can't keep doing this Joe!
Somebody gotta teach his boys how to be a man!
I'm tired Joe! Those boys are tired Joe!
Well you believe!
If I'm leaving, I'm taking my boys with me!
Let nobody take them up!
What is, what is Jewsky even fucking doing bro?
Like I'm dead ass just like, like what does he even do anymore?
Like Keitha says like every single thing.
Now!
What can we do?
Honestly keep letting him do it though.
Yeah.
I
Like in the 1960s where you could get Michael Jackson was born in 1960
Wait
Wait what he was that old how old was he when he died
Yeah, I thought he was, like, 30.
It was good. I finally started passing my classes again.
If you all watched the movie, this is why it makes sense if you only watched the movie.
This is so random, though.
Picture phase Michael Michael Jackson movies actually pretty good, but the ending was so bad
It is a Michael Jackson movie. You never saw the Michael Jackson movie the one that came out recently
No, I saw the old one where it was like a documentary series and then like
Yeah, it was bad. Nobody saw the Michael Jackson movie the Jackson five look up the ghost of Michael Jackson spotted
This one bro?
Oh yeah, this is real by the way.
This is weird as fuck.
And it's real.
Listen carefully, this is actual audio from the original clip.
This was posted 16 years ago.
Hi Larry, we're inside Michael Jackson's bedroom suite with Miko Brando, our tour guide here.
And you're looking at the doors and you could see the locks on the doors.
Miko, privacy was key in this room obviously.
Yeah, he left his privacy when the doors were open.
You know, it was okay, but when he left, he had his privacy.
This is one of the bath rooms.
What am I, did you see it?
That thing right there?
That's literally the ghost of Michael Jackson.
That's literally Michael Jackson.
Just make sure it gets closer.
It's like, it's like, I don't even know why, like I was just like...
I'm not kidding, when I first saw this I literally started crying, I was such a young
No, the one that made me cry was the one on the you ever see the car driving on the side of the mountain
What do you mean that shit made you stop midstream? What are you tightly on it?
My dad made me play the maze game. That's cool, bro
You had a dad growing up that loved you and probably had so much fun with you and did shit with you
That's awesome, bro. He's came in here. The maze game right what maze fucking game, bro
I don't know what maze game you're talking about play the maze game
But you can't fucking play it. There's no show you play it. I bet you can't be level three
Is that it? I don't know what the fuck is on about?
No, no, I find it funny.
Yeah, you really gotta find this.
Are you fucking stupid?
No, there's like an actual hard maze game and as a kid I beat it.
It's disregard the title.
You are ass.
You are ass bro!
You are ass bro!
You are ass bro!
No, you're ass bro.
Bro, stop touching the walls man.
Are you good? It's the ball.
I'm not playing this. Maybe I'm not playing this.
I'm not playing this.
I'm not playing it bro.
I'm not playing it bro.
What is on my for you page, bro?
Like, oh my god. 269 how to pick a lepepsi at home for free
Hmm. Oh, they play that song for a dead man called when he blackouts, too. Oh
My god
P. O. V. Brown the year is 20 fucking like
13 20 20 12
No, we're just enjoying time right now.
Your dad and mom are just arguing in the background, bro,
but you just get on the game, bro.
Yep.
You're like, hey, let's play some of the,
hey, we just hopped off Halo Reach.
Yo, you guys wanna play some black ops?
Sure.
Oh my.
Yeah.
Yo, get in the party.
Yo, what's up, bro?
Welcome to the party, man.
Let's five.
Now I got my actual going.
You know what's crazy? This actually gives me like pain in my chest. I'm not even like
kidding. Like this makes me feel like really sad.
My memory? It's good memories.
It's okay, we'll be back. We can all play it on PS5.
Wait, is it coming up this month?
No shit, good memories. That's a good memory.
I'm not kidding. I'm playing that shit this month on PS5. Is that when it comes out right July?
Yeah, I'm playing this for sure. You know, it's crazy some people's memories growing up as a kid is like playing like season like
Five chapter three four night. It's kind of crazy. What's that you are now?
What are you talking about? How old are you? I'm 23 years old. How old are you?
I'm 28 turning 29. Jesus fucking Christ. That's fucked up. That is fucked up
That is really fucked up like no troll that is fucked up
Hey, but you're but I'm trying to think what so if I was playing it so you were playing this when you were
Seven or yeah, six or seven years old. No, don't try to do that. I think you're trying to do no
I was like how old was I Chad if I played this game in 2012?
I played it I played it when it came out like I didn't play at midnight release
I played it like a two months after it came out. I was born in 2003
So is that nine two two thousand and three?
Yeah
Yeah, bro, welcome to the real world, bro
Welcome to the real world, bro. It's crazy. Oh, you know, it's nuts. You know, it's actually nuts. What were you born, bro?
No, no, no, there was it was crazy and he's seven. Yeah
fucking when Jordan won his ring
Listen
You know, it's crazy. We knew a kid here. Here we go already knew because now he's stuck in a contract
His name was Mike and he was born in
2018
What right at 20 20 was it 2017?
2018 it was like 2017 2018. He was born and then two years later. COVID happened. No, yeah
Isn't that crazy he missed out on like does that not sound like well he missed out on 2016
He missed out on like Jacob Satorius
GTA 5
Fucking black ops to black ops one black black ops three
He missed out on prime phase. He missed out on fucking Harambe passing away
Well, he missed out on fucking like foosie to pro like Logan Paul like
Oh my god captain sparkles back in the night. Did you watch my night at all? Can I watch my night? Of course I did.
Really? Oh my god bro. That is such a classic.
Brother this is what got me into like the world bro. It's like this Minecraft lets play.
Oh my oh my no hey everybody how's it going? No hold up lock in.
I'm not even kidding like people in this chat don't know this shit but like this is like
a town massacre.
Mexico go!
Me papamito, got me amigo, me host!
Nice.
Don't run.
This shit looks really good.
What is this?
Remember when they went and they, yeah look at the pit of my Minecraft and when that happened.
I kind of felt weird though, like, hey, someone like Rebo has-
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yep, yep, yep, I do remember that.
Kind of surmied off a little bit.
Yeah, a little bit, I'm not gonna lie, I was a little-
In the modded, aww, yup.
Wait guys, maybe you type go one more time
and it'll actually make me realize I'm supposed to go.
I'll be pretty close.
Wow, this is so old.
Holy shit.
It's just classic, man.
Kid Rage is over a star, what the fuck is this?
Fucking loser?
Holy shit, body's in so much of a loop.
Dude! Look at who has the most kills, you fucking loser!
Holy shit!
I got two kills off of that.
Dude, you actual loser!
I actually hope you die in a fucking fire, I hope you're probably dead.
Hey, can I still leave you?
Well, what if his mom is actually dead?
I don't give a shit! This kid deserves to die now!
I love one. I love one bolts.
Thank you, thank you for your generous one bullet.
I wouldn't give you more for this one.
I'd say he could play a million but he can't join call.
Who did?
Cause he's watching the game.
Who did?
Train.
Dude.
Dude.
See, he's not going to join call, he's just going to play.
No, no.
What if we get on Fortnite and try to get a win on OG?
Have you ever watched the scammer get scammed Fortnite videos?
No, do you ever see this video though?
Hold on.
Wait, which video is it?
is it is it is it this one is you drop it I'm not kidding drop it I'm killing you
I'm not kidding drop it I'm killing you if you are I found that I found that
You do not take my brother he's open the chest you don't just take it
drop the kid I don't even care about the score I'll give you the score just give
I
Was this crazy new blues is 70 nocturnals
I dropped all my grave diggers
what?
hold on
let's go here
is this a scam or a scam?
this is a scam
I'm not gonna scam me
I'm not gonna scam me
I already told you I don't scam people
that's fucked up
alright look
I dropped all my grave diggers
tell me when I open the arch bro
tell me when I open it
open it
alright I'll open the arch
scamming it's hand scamming it's hand
hey let's go
hey grab some
stop stop
that's what you get on Saturday
no that's what you get
that's what you get
No, that's what you do.
No, that's what you do bro. I'm tired of you scammers.
Give me the mic! Give me the mic!
No, no, no, no, no.
Shit, shit, shit, shit. These scammers must be stopped.
You know what's crazy bro?
I'm not gonna lie. Save the world wasn't even that bad.
I actually kinda had fun playing this. I used to play this.
This was actually pretty good.
I never played it. I just watched these videos.
Like the scammer games.
No, I played it a little bit. It was actually kinda fun.
get free v-bucks low skits upset with David Goggins like why does cash
That sound like that
Los follows might as be worse like fortnight like
No, it's never a clip of me when I was high and I had like a scar and I called those fat or something like that
Now I gotta see those evil for tonight
Los polos evil fortnight moments
What the fuck are you doing?
You stupid stompfuck!
God damn it!
Holy shit, shit.
What the fuck?
Wait, why am I-
No, what is this bro?
This is the worst video ever.
Shit, what the fuck?
Oh, it's because the video is sped up for his voice.
That's what someone says.
I
Deller I
Never I never watch them. I watch this shit
Is it a dealer I don't know the dealer or a dollar
I never got like too mad at pubg's before I got into a fight.
OHHHHHHHHHH!
OHHHHHHHHHH!
My god!
Holy shit!
He was actually a bot.
Holy shit!
OH MY GOD!
HOLY SHIT!
He's actually a bot.
HOLY SHIT!
Bro, I don't know.
KERREN WITH THE FIFTY!
Thank you so much for the 50 fucking burgers.
Say thank you, y'all.
Thank you so much.
Much appreciated.
Thank you for the 50 gifted subs.
thank you can you rate my car thank you Karen I don't know that's you gave 50
people no ads in my chat so I don't know if I should be thankful or not car in
sorry thank you car and it won't build it won't build it I don't know how many
I'm not gonna lie bro like this game used to be so geek. I'm dead ass.
It won't do! It won't do! I'm dead!
Like Fortnite just had it all.
Nah, T-Hub was the greatest like...
This is one of my favorite creators bro.
This is literally a creator who I watched it against.
Who I am.
Anybody else?
Anybody else? Somebody fucking odd shot that.
I'm a fucking odd shot.
No one in this channel even knows what odd shot is.
Yeah, odd shot is classic.
No, there's one that he was like so angry. Does anyone know what I'm talking about? It's not the armor one. It's old bro
It was again. It was an h1z one bro. Oh my god, the Casey John one was nuts
What do you think me side what?
Let's go! Another guy behind me!
Oh my god, you're insane!
No! No, he's coming after me!
Let's go! You're insane!
You're fucking nuts!
Another guy! Another guy!
SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
SHUT UP!
SHUT UP!
SHUT UP!
SHUT UP!
SHUT UP!
This guy's way too heavy.
You're going to fucking kill him!
HAH! HAH! HAH!
AAAAAAAAGH! AAAAAAAGH!
AAAAAAAAAAAGH! AAAAAAAGH! AAAAAAAAAAAGH!
AAAAAAAAAAAGH! AAAAAAAAAAAGH!
AAAAAAAAAAAGH! AAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Dude, I'm not gonna lie. I miss playing like, video games like that, bro.
Now there's one of him just like...
It's not a ninja, bro, but like, the ninja one was funny.
This is such a... no, bro, this...
By the way, Yochsek posts this like once every, like, two months and says that this is me.
This is okay. Yeah pretend like it's not
Every two months. Yoxic makes a tweet and it has like 50,000 likes and it's just stable or not of course the fame
bro
It is you
Mexico girl, let's go put day breaks by Derek's bro. I can't see hum. I can't
it's go Mexico it's called kiss your mother with that mouth it's called you
kiss that it's called you kiss your mother on her fucking mouth and kiss her
on the mouth I'll never forget T-Fu calling me a bad war back in the day
when I played fucking H-101 before he was famous I used to no-life T-Fault I
Oh, I used to win them bro back in the day. I'm not kidding
You said what you got a broke PC your shit lagging no, bro, I just have too many goals in my chat man gotta love that
FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!
Alright GG Bill, bye.
Maybe some games perhaps? Yo, are you late to the stream? We're seven hours in, are
you going to restart for you?
We're in all those like here.
Bro, why are you late?
Bro, watch this, watch this.
literally like one 20th of our following and is completely irrelevant
well you're not he tried to be an IRL streamer and failed miserably
we're all the p20 playing for that the only one that's actually gonna sit here
and see dude I mean did I like low-key like maybe this was like God's plan this
was the first time I ever went into a YouTube livestream and I said hello and
there's 30,000 people and somehow they saw this like and it low-key like it just
inspired me bro try to get
Ronaldo you're better than drama dude all right get back in the competitive
scene you're washed you're like a combination of clicks like oh my god I
might be good at the game and like myth like you what's a YouTube and what
happened all right shut up shut up I think I clicked off after he said that
Not Tim's the homie though.
Not Tim.
Yo, Tim?
Yeah, Tim stood up for me.
No, Ty.
And I'm a myth fan.
He used to build Tox.
He did too.
I mean, I give it to him.
But Tim.
I was in this stuff.
Yeah, I can see anything that was bad.
Stock for an all though.
He ain't doing anything that was ever disrespectful.
Can I say something?
I got ya, Jeff.
I'm kidding, guys.
I was in jail after having fun.
Oh, Tim, I told you it was bugging.
No!
He said, you're bugging and shut the fuck up.
I posted something about a ninja's dad a weirdo.
I don't care if he was drunk or anything.
Who says shit to me when they're drunk?
I never such about when I watched them over four years before fortnight
So I think I said the n-word when this crossed out he basically said all that shit projectors over for 30
To see if he's ever high in the child. I'm not gonna cry like a little bitch
But it's just wack as I used to stream each one zero when I was working because I'm y'all would get it now one person doing
Quarantine for his prime during that time had to say version not one
I decided to leave for during this because I hated my mentality there. I could really say so much shit
I know shit people don't know what would be the big person. Oh, yeah, yeah, I
Had drama farming
And I know some shit, bro
Listen I look you think I needed to hear this though
Like what if this was like actually like a god timing like that was dead ass the only time I ever went into a fucking YouTube stream
I'm not even kidding
This made you probably walk in no I did it low-key. I wonder if I could find it Tim the
Tatman open cases ninja cloak see oh
Oh my god, who does our following and it's completely irrelevant so we should probably
look look at the right look at YouTube chat is delayed behind it tell cloak I said hello
that was my channel that was my message but I think with YouTube's anyone can make any
account yeah I think it's actual also also we're not only 120th of our following there
I said, yeah, I think I said what I said what the fuck
I was so confused I actually remember I made the face of just like I was like what like
I'm like Wata
Damn bro
Shout out Jason what happened?
I said yikes, that's it
I don't know why I was cooking like
All the men keep up with those, you know
You're all videos, bro, you're killing me.
Like, it's not that I think about it, but this was actually just so, like, random.
Like, why?
Like, what actually made him say this, though?
Like, even though he was drunk, like, but, like, what makes you say that while you're drunk?
Like, I'm really just, like, watching this back.
Like...
That's so random.
Yeah, but even if you're drunk, like...
That's just so random.
Like, probably jealous.
What is this what's up
Like I can't games be like this anymore like like bro. What's is there any new games that are coming out or is it just gta?
Like this is just so peak like I'm not even kidding
That s
Fortnite doing the World Cup ruined casual gaming?
What?
I don't believe that at all.
I think Fortnite doing the World Cup was one of the best things they ever did in gaming.
I'll be honest with you.
That just made gaming cool.
I don't know how to describe it, but when Fortnite World Cup happened, people lowkey
started respecting gaming a lot.
I'll be honest with you.
Made every kid a sweat and want to get earnings?
Yeah, but I'll be honest with you.
Fortnite was already headed in that direction.
Like everyone became too good at the game.
Like I don't know how to describe it.
Like it's just no, there's no stopping people from getting good at video games.
It's like Call of Duty.
Like if you look at Call of Duty from like 10 years ago everyone was kind of like a noob
and then you get into those lobbies with the master prestige and you'd be like what the
fuck.
Now everyone is level fucking 1000 bro.
It's like, I don't know.
Rekalizers, people were running customs or running scrims way before World Cup even came
out on console.
3, 2, 1 in the queues.
Oh, yeah, I mean those and getting like 70 people in the lobby way before World Cup
There's this so yeah, I'm not watching this
Hey, if we played fortnight the 99 oh thing you think I beat you once I see there's not even a fucking chance
Are you being serious? I mean are you better than X you see a fortnight?
Because I gave XQC a 9-9 kill lead and he lost.
I think I could probably do better, yeah.
Are you better than Los?
Yeah.
Are you better than Jinxie?
Yeah?
You guys on the roller now?
I did not lose to Sina and Chris, bro.
Bro, like I played no build.
That was Lemicky.
Shot up.
That shit is actual cheese Lemicky, bro.
like I did not lose to them cheese lily I did not lose to max I won you fucking stupid
no boys there's no games except we'll have to try again tomorrow I don't want to play
a shooter by the way also Jesse we're gonna be playing GTA 5 tomorrow we'll play if you
want to join on what's your pilot we might be 10 but case I'm saying he'll make sure
I think I'm
Think I'm prior on that already
You want to play are you gonna join the discord?
I will so he can give us prior
Yes, or no, just let me know oh
Like are you playing a character? Yeah, we're gonna be role-playing no-face cam like everything
What time
Right late at night because I'm gonna watch the USA game. I'm gonna build burger a mansion
and then
I'm gonna say give that five. Oh for reference. Okay, so burger mansion into USA game into
GTA. Oh shit
Can I can I not give you a definite yes, but a maybe with a solid yes tomorrow, I'll let you know
All right, but the same don't fuck with me. Oh, yeah, just make sure the time's right, bro
I might be doing some shit
Why are you guys some of it by saying something is way cooler than you and I don't meet and you know that though again, that's not rude
Summit is fucking badass
Well, what does that have to do with anything about me?
Well the same game and if some it's involved I have to be doing that
Okay, so if summit one G not thunder dorn said player me who you choosing
Say that one more time. I just leave the call
I know how this goes bro if summit 1g and stable or not are knocked on the door
Who are you opening the door before bro?
Both of them. I'm saying come on in bro. I love you guys
Give you I'd doubt both of you guys up
But I kind of dap up summit a little bit better and it makes a nice clap sound like a block
There's some it one G and Ron are hanging off of a cliff and you can only save one or he's aiming I
Mean some it's a legend bro like
No, but like literally though, like he's like found date like he's the foundation like a lot of things were done because of him and like we have to
You know I'm saying okay, so with me and fucking ninja ninja
We're both like just chill and hanging off a building who you saving
You thank you, bro. Thank you, bro
All right, bro. Oh my god. Wait, but we bring it you can you watch over the platform, please bro
Actually, do you do the dance like act?
I
Don't ask me. You want me to do the fucking bomb on
Hey, peace. Hey peace out Jesse peace out
See you mom maybe just wait wait before you though though that district 10 thing make sure you have to make my accounts good
Yeah, we could do that. Oh, I can make sure I bet
Yo, please
Yeah, shout out Jesse.
Go fuck yourself, Lays.
Hey, chat.
Good stream today.
Little seven hour, 30 minute stream for anyone who doesn't
know tomorrow we're going to watch the USA game into Building
Burger House I ordered.
Then the second we're going to be eating the world's longest
pizza, the biggest pizza.
On Friday, we have Make Me Laugh, win $100.
So if you're funny, make me laugh.
You'll win money.
Fourth of July, we have a stream.
and then Adapt and me are gonna go to Malibu
on the fifth, on the cart,
we're gonna drive it around the whole world,
and then six I might stream,
and then we have a Tifu IRL stream on the 10th,
my first World Cup game in person on the 11th,
Fortnite Pro M IRL on the 12th,
and then I'm spending a day with Klicks on the 13th.
So those days are 100% confirmed.
As of now, the only day I'm not streaming
might be next Monday, so I'm pretty sure I'm live
the next one, two, three, four, five days in a row.
So yeah, so don't get mad at me sometimes
when I take a day off for a second.
Like literally yesterday I planned some shit,
so it's good.
Yes, love you boys.
Thank you for the subs today.
Thank you for the donuts.
Thank you to anyone who followed.
I love you guys so fucking much.
You guys are goaded.
We have so many new subs today.
I'm dead ass.
Like so many of you guys fucking sub today.
Like, and I appreciate it.
Appreciate each and every one of you who show up to every single stream, you know I'm saying like you guys don't have to watch me
But you choose to and I very much appreciate it as always
Thank you so much for all the subs thank you to anyone who followed we also got a lot of new followers today
So yeah back again live tomorrow. Don't know what time will be live
I'll probably live around one because if the USA games at five, right? So I'll probably live again again around one
so
Yeah
All right, who shows who shows?
Yeah, thank you Finn for the sub
So first time chatter W stream band just getting rebelling a menu. Sorry. That was me
Jinxie type or water to the matter
Arky Arky's probably even reading chat though. He's doing
It all falls down.
I'm telling you.
Is it a mystery?
Is it a history?
Is it a matter that he eat?
And it all falls down.
I'm telling you.
Oh, he all falls down.
Wait, I just realized that Lacey has an offline stream.
Is this worth to do to make a channel like this?
I feel like, like, what the fuck is this?
Boy, he's probably making so much money.
What the fuck?
It prints?
Keso has one too?
The fuck?
Honestly, bro.
What if I just streamed for 24 hours?
Alright, I'm gonna fucking host Jinxie's fucking dad.
I love you boys.
Join the Twitter, comment, exclamation mark, calm.
I'll be back tomorrow.
I'm gonna host Jinxie's dad.
I'll be back tomorrow. Thank you for all the subs. Thank you for all the donuts. Thank you to anyone who's subbed
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If you want to send me anything cool, I'll be right open it at the end of the month
So please please send stuff to the P.O. Box. I haven't promoted it recently. So I don't really know
Why is there a command exclamation mark 96 run place 96 place in a pub match in front of the hope?
Yeah, send some to the P.O. Box. Please bro and join the Twitter calm. Love you boys
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