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❤️🩹 LOS APPRECIATION DAY ❤️🩹 BUILDING BURGER A HOUSE ❤️🩹 USA GAME TODAY ❤️🩹 LIFE ❤️🩹 [twitter/insta stableronaldo] !po !com !sub
07-01-2026 · 6h 04m
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Oh, W fuckin' Los Man.
Hey, guys, thank you for all the subs,
thank you Samantha, thank you RBF, thank you Chalky,
thank you Nate, thank you Chunky Fan, thank you UT, thank you.
Trochi, thank you.
Thank you for all the subs, man.
Good intro, good intro, looking good today, thank you.
Max, thank you, W Los, thank you, bro.
Stop all brother, thank you, bro, thank you, bro.
W fuckin' the A.
Today is national for anyone who doesn't know.
Today is national Los Day.
Today we just sit and we don't really do much besides just appreciate his presence.
We want to thank you Los Polos for just being alive, bro.
Just being here with us, man, you know, because you never know the day might come where you're
gone and we love you, bro. We may troll you, we may disrespect you, we may run all over you,
but you, we love you. Actually, should I call Los right now? You didn't go pick up?
You think I should call him?
Should I call Lois right now?
He sent me a text this morning and he said, and I quote, he said, thank you for wishing
me happy National Lois Polo's Day.
Come on, Lois, pick up the phone.
Come on, Louise, can we get a...
Come on, Lois, pick up the phone, Lois.
Come on, for the one time, Lois.
Come on.
Come on, Louise.
Come on!
Bro!
You know what, Elron, maybe I'm bothering him on his good day today.
Maybe I'm dead at eight.
You know what, Elron? Dead as Elron.
Elron, bro.
Or Elron, bro. This is his day.
Listen, I'm not gonna lie.
Now, today I was gonna pull a classic.
I wasn't gonna go live today.
Now, you're probably wondering, Ron, you told us you're gonna live for the next five days in a row.
Well, that's why I'm here because I owe you guys something this morning I
Oh, low-stexted me. He said one second
This morning I
Was sparring and I got hit in my ear and it exploded pus everywhere
I don't really know what this is. I don't know if you guys can see it eat like
exploded everywhere and there's like a scar I don't know what it is but I it was
like oh they do do it and then he hit the side of my fucking head and it
exploded it's not a pimple I think it's assist because now I have a headache the
whole fucking day but I at the end of the day bro I'm just a Sims character for
you guys and I'm going live. W Rock. W Rock. You know, today is a special day not only
for Los Polos but for Burger. Burger doesn't know it yet. Nobody tells him. Please, nobody
tell him. Nobody snitch. Nobody at him. Nobody do none of that shit. Guys, today we ordered
Burger a brand new house. We're going to be building him a brand new mansion. It is going
to be 80 inches tall to put it into perspective this house right here is
about 40 inches so it's going to be double the size and it's gonna be way
bigger it got delivered this morning we have to bring it in you guys are all
trying to snitch the burger right now this is a little weird bro I'm gonna be
honest with you this is a little weird just sitting there with his eyes closed
but we're also going to be I don't know if you guys want me to but I know USA
today I low-key want to watch it but I know people are bored when you go like
full cam and you watch games but like I'm gonna be honest with you bro USA plays
today that could be kind of cinema I'll be honest with you I might want to watch
that I don't know yet I don't know yet who knows the game is this way what that
game is a sleeper wait is it a bad game it's USA verse who it's USA verse who
It's USA verse who?
Verse Bosnia is USA better than Bosnia at football or no, I need to know right now before I even get into this
Yes, yes, yes, okay. Also by the way
Tomorrow I'm getting confirmation
Do you guys want me to eat the world's biggest pizza? Is it even worth it? It's six hundred dollars. I need to confirm right now
Is it even worth it? It is just like it's 50 inches by 50 fucking inches. So to put it in perspective it is
How tall am I 12 times?
12 24 36 48
It's basically like five inches smaller than me
But I don't know what what I'm doing, but I don't know what I'm doing
I don't know what I would do with it like what the fuck am I gonna do with it like do we do it?
Thank you for the five gift of ticks
Waste of food, I think we just say no, right? I think we just say no
One sec I
Don't know roughly this is kind of mid bro facts or no like Lacey's not even gonna be here
Like I can't even feed it with Lacey. He's not even gonna be here, bro
Like I feel like I got to save that for another day when everyone is here
Also, by the way, I don't know if you guys have seen poor members back in the day back in broad lawn
Um, I helped Max try to get a solo win on Fortnite.
Who remembers that?
Who remembers?
Remember me if you remember?
Not me.
I want to do a day where I try to get Marlon, his first ever ranked solo win.
Now, I know what you guys are gonna say.
I know what you guys are gonna say.
Um, yep.
All right.
That was just mighty fast.
I'm not gonna lie with you.
I've seen the M3 calm.
They said he wants, you know, they want to see some shit.
I want to see Marlon try to get one singular.
Lose, bro.
Do you know how much love you're getting over here?
I mean, they just look at them, bro.
They, they love you, Lose.
Well, it's so beautiful.
Hold on, man.
I'm going to bath or run a hole.
Bro, take your time, dude.
Not around, because I'm like out of like there.
So I had to like get to step away.
But what's it called, bro?
The love is like it's overwhelming, bro.
But I just want to say this, and I said, because Jamesy called me
earlier, I said the same thing.
Like, I understand, like, you know, the appreciation
I appreciate all this, but I think we should all,
and I'm not in control when I say this,
I think we should all just be appreciative,
like today of just life, like, you know,
we all take stuff for granted and stuff that we,
you know, we don't even think about,
but maybe someone else would die for,
you know what I mean?
So-
That is beautiful, bro.
As I'm pouring my heart out of toilet flush,
and that's great, bro.
Okay, no, but yeah, so listen, I appreciate it, but I think we all got to appreciate each other and
And yeah, you know what I mean? Wow man, that is that's beautiful. Listen here, bro. Los, you know,
I wanted to let you know that every single day for me is Los appreciation day, man. And I appreciate
you just being you you're a good human you're a good dude and you are loved
bro you too bro you too bro and um hey take a shot for me tonight yeah I got
you love love you Los all right Chad say goodbye to him there it is man we love
you Los we love you bro peace out wow man that is just that is beautiful bro
That is actually just beautiful. That's beautiful bro. Shout out loves man
It's almost like he's not here bro, that was just so beautiful
Like I'm not gonna lie every single day is a low appreciation day for me dead ass bro. That is just
That just made me happy but
back to the news I
Am not ending stream one of these days until Marlon gets a solo win on four
Realistically speaking how long would that take him like genuinely curious how long would that take him like I'm not trying to be funny oh
It would take a year it would take three hours it would take a week by the way
This would be fully ranked no bots know nothing no nothing no nothing
No, absolutely nothing
Yep infinite stream I'll be honest with you. I think you could get it done first game low key low key
I mean, I don't want to be the guy to say it but low key. I don't think it's gonna take five days. Also another
Actually, I don't want to leak everything. I'm not gonna leak everything. No, no, no, no, you guys don't deserve that
But speaking of leaked check Twitter
It is official
stable Ronaldo will be on Dallas on July 12th
2026 I will be playing in the fortnight pro am yes
Now the thing is I don't know who my duo is so who do you think that they're gonna put me with?
Like low-key. What do you think they're gonna put me with bro? Like who is my duo?
They I'm not kidding. They haven't told me they haven't I would just tell you guys
I don't give fuck I think that no I think it's like a pro. They're putting me with they're putting me with a pro
Wait, are you the pro or the content creator? What the fuck do you think bro? What the fuck do you think?
Do am I the pro or the content creator? What the fuck do you think bro?
What kind of disrespectful ass shit is that man?
I don't think I'm gonna be with clicks. I'll be honest with you
I think I'm gonna end up probably with my guess is like canada maybe again
I don't know do not put me with courage JD God God. No
It'll be in Dallas. I don't know if anyone in my chat is from Texas, but you're welcome to come
It looks like yeah, they looks like they leaked it. I don't really know how it's gonna be
I think it's like a smaller venue
I think it's like a chill land, but if you guys are there come over come say hi to me
Maybe give me a hug bro
Who knows man, maybe maybe you'll get lucky and I'll give you I'll give you a kiss
Should I leave a comment? Wow. I'm so excited. Let's see what the comments
Comments say under my reply
Who wants to see a stable Renaudo icon skin?
Yes, I'm not gonna lie guys make sure to comment under this and just hype it up
Just make it like make it look like we're just united Prolet
We need we need them to like water give us a skin bro dead ass bro
So dead ass
Yo, it's me. I'm here to clock in W outlaw man. W outlaw
I just saw someone in the chat say Marlin is better than Peter bot. Are we fucking delusional also by the way?
Why does Twitter make it so I can't see any comments anyone else see this shit, too?
Like oh Sun Sun Sun's a whore. You're not winning me. Oh Sun Sun Sun's a whore. Can't kill yourself. I hate the corboy says
All right. All right. Fuck. No. All righty. Yeah, I'm just not reading Twitter anymore
Yeah, that's that's that's done with us. Um
Um, I'm not falling him back. I'm not falling him back. Um, but guys if you didn't know
I don't know what I just clicked on
I don't know what it is if you guys didn't know today. We're also we might I want to say might because I don't know yet
To all the ladies in the chat. I'm getting a haircut today. So take your screenshots while you can. You know what I'm saying
This is this is the last time you've probably seen me with a long hair. So to any of the girls in the chat here. I got you
My hair is so wavy I
Got you I got you. You know what I'm saying? I got you we might we just might be playing
Gta RP. I don't know yet. I don't want to get your hypes up. We'll see how the night goes
Um, yeah, who knows though. We should be kind of nice. It should be kind of cool
Yo, by the way, I didn't get to watch the game. Did England England won right? I think they won. Did they win?
Bro, it's anyone in my chat. Who's from England? It's a good fucking day for me. God damn. We did not want to see you guys advance
Yo, the real John Bork that give the five gifted you are loved burger. Hi, baby
Hey shout out anyone from England though enjoy your beans on toast dead ass enjoy your beans on toast
Hey, it is wait England
They won oh
God
Are you serious to the thing of the five a
Big congratulations to England man
It's coming home, bro
It's coming home, bro. I enjoy enjoy it man. Yeah, it's coming home. It's coming home, bro
Oh
Set Senegal got a goal say we're long
Congrats to them, bro. Um, I saw Mexico also one shattered all my mehos in the chat
Anyone who's been watching the games congratulations to enemy hosts, you know enemy haas whatever it might be
Why is burger just like dozing off into the distance where I can't tell if he's sad man
I want to get burger a friend really badly, bro
Um same guy who cooked marlin. I start to learn how to cook
What's the Mbappe special?
For example nothing, for the moment nothing, but I try to be better.
Last season I took so many yellow cards, so I have to change that.
So do you know what story it is?
Is he retorted?
Yeah, the story is 8.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, what is he retorted?
Like, for example, nothing.
God, bro, yes, I did see Ken Carson shopping his album, we will be listening to that.
Also, by the way, I don't know what happened, but I saw two people this morning.
Yeah.
What the fuck? They climbed onto the Empire State Building.
How high is the Empire State Building, by the way?
Is it like that big?
I don't really know. I don't remember, bro.
Bro, it was the highest fall?
Wait, he proposed?
It appears now that one of these protesters has paused at the platform there.
What if, as he proposed, the girl just fell back and just fell 1,400 feet in past?
Like that's kind of scary, bro. That's that that's kind of scary
Like this is pretty high up bro. This is high up. This is almost as tall as me
That ass bro shut the fuck up. Also by the way, um, I haven't watched it yet, but I'm pretty sure
Jason dropped a diss track. I saw you guys in the Twitter calm. I don't know what this is like
From what is this bro from the aid to the LA two minutes and 38 seconds of my life
I might never get back but
Let's hear this shit
This was dead ass recorded like three days ago or something that and this is what Jason was doing when he wasn't streaming
I don't even peep this I saw I I saw them come into the house
I was like what are y'all guys filming and he just like looked at me
I told Romeo I found his bottle, what the fuck was that even?
What does that even fucking mean?
Thanks for the Jason, I feel maternal.
Pop on all your knees like you fucking kind of.
Yeah, being kept in touch like I'm the general.
Yeah, I got rips, still water, want some megalarum?
Ain't boy, he of the month, yeah, I'm killing him.
Is this Soky playing Wizard 101, Marvel Rivals,
all stream and you put him in the fucking video?
Are you fucking badass?
You don't even notice, yeah, I'm the villain.
If you talk too much, I'ma shoot.
Pull the wedding chopper, hit it right under my suit.
My money
What the fuck am I listening to bro, I'm gonna be honest with you
I don't even know what the fuck I'm listening to anymore
Is he doing the
The WAP?
When my niggas give a Mac, juice, got, torch, fart, never got a check, neck so crazy,
though I know a backer.
Some of money, yeah, you know I'm not a flex, feel like bigger, I'm a symbol of sex,
by shit, I can't even pronounce, I just need my plug, yeah, time, give me an ounce.
Jason, you're not asking for shit, bro, don't, hey, the fuck do you mean you hate your plug
up to ask for an ounce?
An ounce of what, bro?
A fucking ounce of what?
Is that Lacey's AP?
What the fuck did we do the fuck
get back brother I'm not gonna lie this is this is the sweetest kid in the world
dressed up wearing a Riz chain Richard Billy a one-glove a ski mask and the
tightest jeans I've ever seen bro like what like what a day hey bro go to one
in thirty seven seconds. What?
Yo stop, yo I don't want to see him do the wop bro.
Oh spin back, what the fuck do you want me to say bro?
Like this is, hey I don't, like you took time out of your day to make this Jason, just remember that.
You'll never get these hours back in your life.
Like brother this guy is like, yeah this is who I'm dissing.
This word could be confused with a similar word. The word is domiciled.
It's an adjective meaning having an established place of residence.
Domiciled.
Domiciled.
M-E-O-M-O-C-O.
Yo.
Alright, bro. Yeah, nah, nah.
Hey, congratulations on this music video, bro.
We finally got Rice Comeback, bro.
This is very nice, so this is awesome man. Much appreciated Jay
Yeah, very interesting dead-ass very interesting Ron. Look locust community on July 2nd
Yo guys come on guys every single day is is low state right now. You know you're spamming a clip, bro. What?
What
I'm botting these ninjas
I'm body. Oh
They're Ninjago's is that what that is. Is this the Lego Ninjago game? Is that what this is?
Is that what it is no, but they're ninjas pause like come on guys
Bro also adapt as the past bro like me and adapt have the past
Also, by the way, I don't know if I have any osu people in my chat
Who watched me play that game for the first time yesterday? Yo, scroll me David a five gifted, bro
I got like attacked on osu! Twitter. I
Open up my timeline and I saw someone tell me that I need to die because I played osu! Bro
What the fuck type of community is that bro? All I did was play for like five fucking minutes
And I got told I need to die for fucking what?
What?
For fucking what?
I don't know, bro, but the game was pretty cool.
I did make a comment saying this game's for losers.
I don't really take that back. It is.
But that's what makes it special, bro.
Sometimes losers are cool. Just remember that.
Never kill yourself.
Drew, Weilandrone, come get him.
I was always going to be streaming and continue streaming.
Bro, why is there so many fucking N words in this?
Um, what's different?
Oh, he's reading this.
Got it. I get it now because OK, got it.
Also, by the way, I play FNCS on Monday, July 13th.
I think or 14th.
Do I play with Clicks or no?
I'm going to be playing in his apartment.
Do I play with him for round two or my brother?
The better, bro.
I'm going to be funny.
Like, do I play with him or do I play with someone better?
I don't know, bro.
I'm like I want to qualify to division one. Should I snake him last second? I
Don't know bro. Muzz was low key a good teammate
He was low key comfy like I like playing with him like I don't know how to describe it like I felt like good with him
Like I felt really good
Like I don't know. Maybe I'm tripping. Maybe I'm tripping. You're not getting anywhere near clicks brother. What do I?
Wow, 9.4 out of 10?
Is that a good rating?
I feel like that's bad ratings.
That's bad ratings.
You're at 9.4?
That's like a 9.8.
The glove strikes back, clats it.
This is why sometimes I wanna stream on kick, because like man, they pay clippers so much,
like what the fuck is this?
I'm dead as there's like what the fuck am I watching?
Like they made a fucking movie out of Los Polos bro like hey shut hey shut up Los Bro Lucky Boba what?
We got girls jealous I mean girls come on chill
Girls chill
Ladies, just chill, like, I'm not even kidding, ladies, listen, I know there's a lot of you
out there that watch me, let me just say this real quick, yes, I have a girlfriend, but
you guys can still watch from afar and support me, right?
You don't have to be like parasocial and just be in love with me, you know what I'm saying?
Like, everyone just needs to chill, everyone just needs to relax, etc.
And also, ladies, if you're ever in an Uber, play this clip right here.
Yo, baby, is he bothering you?
Does the uber driver bothering you ready to come over there and beat his fucking ass?
Maybe I'm five minutes away. You let me know the address right now. I'm coming to beat his fucking ass. He needs to chill
Just play that if you ever ate if you ever need that just a clip it
You know what I'm saying, you know play it whatever what whatnot. Yeah
Just play it whenever you need it simple as that
They've been 11 months.
My girl did ask gonna get kidnapped after she plays this.
Scorpi, it's a good thing I wasn't talking to you.
You're not the targeted audience because you're never gonna have a girlfriend a day in your
life.
You're 34 years old watching stable Ronaldo.
You're 700 pounds and your setup is fucking fries everywhere with McDonald's.
You fucking burger.
No one has to, you don't have to worry about your girlfriend, bro.
The day you get a girlfriend is the day I get a six pack, bro.
Yes guys, he's 700 pounds.
Yes.
Watch this, what?
Bro, I don't understand this, it's not gonna make sense to me.
Um, what?
Bye, summertime, July 1st.
We are gonna lose this week.
Take a picture.
Bye, summertime, July 1st.
I will lose this week.
We will.
Three months.
We're being serious.
And when are you all starting?
Two weeks from now, sir.
Last muckbang tomorrow.
Yeah, final muckbang.
Done that challenge tomorrow.
Bye, summertime.
Now, did I specify what year?
July 1st, we are gonna lose this weight.
Take a picture.
Five summer time, July 1st, I will lose this weight.
We will.
Three months, we're being serious.
And when are you all starting?
Two weeks already, sir.
Last month, then tomorrow.
Bro, I said July 1st, 2029, bro.
Chill, just chill.
In three, I mean, okay, fine, bro.
Like, does it look that, I mean, chat.
Like, keep in mind, bro, I'm bloated right now.
I ate this morning.
Like, does it look that bad?
Like, I lost some weight, yeah?
Ooh, I'm showing my penis almost.
Like, I lost some weight.
I lost some weight.
Like, come on, I lost a little bit.
Oh, what?
Oh, how is that zero progression?
Yo, can you all just like,
when is raw depreciation day, man?
Like, dead ass, when is raw depreciation day, man?
Like I did not go up a percent round never
You know one day man, there's gonna be a time where my goal live notification is
Stable Ronaldo is dead and it's gonna be Lacey on my account crying man, and this is the type of shit
This is just sick in the fucking head
This is just sick in the fucking head
Telling you in y'all do the same shit to me that you do the lowest brown
This is disrespectful as fuck man. Loose would be ashamed of you guys
Jalember 38th Ron appreciation day. Well, bro. That's not a fucking day. So you don't have to worry about that
What's all loose with the heart man? He just tweeted it literally a second ago. W Loose, bro
Guys, I'm not 39% body fat you fucking moron bro. You fucking moron
What are you linking me?
Antonio Nusa with an absolute stunner Norway lighting it up at the big stage
Norway bro I already watched this game this was yesterday no? Was this yesterday or am I tripping?
NUSA
FIGHT FOR IT AT THE NEGUS
Wait no? Oh okay I'm good. I think it was just yesterday. I'll be honest with you bro.
I know you guys troll but I actually think I can compete in the World Cup one day.
Like I'm dead ass serious. Hold on I gotta fix my lighting. Don't be weird.
I
Do can you buy me GTA 6? Yo, this isn't gonna work anymore, bro. It's not gonna fucking work. It's not gonna fucking work
I'm not buying anything for anyone anymore
Yugi 2x. Oh
Wait, did they ever go live to their new house? I forgot today. They were gonna do this. Did they ever do it?
No, Kequah Kequah Kequah, I don't even realize bro
So pre-Orkey starting his stream after- no, no, here's the script, ready?
They're gonna start their stream, do another like house tour, whatever it is, updated house
tour, and then they're gonna see Orkey goes live later, last second, and then they're
back together.
Eugh!
Ron, can you buy me a new house?
Do you think I'm made out of fucking money?
What is this?
This video-
Cause you see him bro, you just have to start shooting.
Yeah, so for anyone who doesn't know, is that who I think it is?
Who's that behind me? Is that K-San? Is that Jason right here?
That's still... no, that's Sketch. That's Sketch and Sweat.
Okay, I'm gonna be honest with you, I'm doing this exact same stream, but I'm doing it with Marlin.
One of these days. How long is this gonna take?
Just try to run, I know you can't.
Yeah, I'll run to that stream, run to that stream.
And also, this was like, kind of fake LaMicki, Max.
Okay.
Just keep trying.
Can you see him on the hill?
Yeah.
Oh my god, this is actually free.
Max is lagging.
There's gunnish shit.
There's gunnish shit, Max.
Yeah, go to shit.
Go to shit.
Max is lagging.
Go to shit.
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That took him five hours.
Yeah!
Yeah!
How long would that take Marlin, bro?
I feel like Marlin's better than Max, no?
There's no way.
Hey!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
5 hours and 16 minutes.
What the hell is that?
What the hell did it take?
Wow man, what a classic fucking day.
When is this?
I will do outing ring, come on!
No way, my-
Yo, every time you guys send me something by the way,
like shit just fucking breaks.
Like, I don't understand.
You look the same?
Brother, I lost weight, like what, bro?
What are you gonna link me?
Eight months ago, Faze House, sub-a-thon, day one, bro.
Bro, brother, I lost weight. Look at the difference. Look at the difference. You can go on that way
How much did I do last look bro? You see the jawline difference?
It's way different. Oh
God, I don't look
Lazy so look at that, bro. My stomach was overlapping my fucking my pant line, bro
No, look at my back
Look at my arm. I was fat, bro. I was dead ass. I
I was dead-ass fat man. Wow. Like I guess
Dude, I'm telling you bro. I'm losing weight. Y'all are just hating. I'm dead-ass serious. Y'all are dead-ass hating
Um, when should we build burger in his new house by the way? Is it soon or no? When should we do it? Oh fuck?
I don't want to speak to you. He's listening
Right now it might take a little bit. I
Gotta wait a minute. I want to wait until like maybe the hour mark perhaps
Perhaps.
Anything else that I need to see that's super important?
What are you linking me to?
Get this off my fucking timeline.
The oneship challenge is soon.
I promise.
New member of the stable coming soon?
My viewers?
My viewers have sex?
This is beautiful.
Oh my god.
I'm not gonna lie
Bro, you should name him stable. We're no dough. I'm not kidding
You could get us have the first child in the world. That's first name is stable middle name
We're no dough and then your last name don't actually that's actually a good name no troll
That actually is a good name, but it's kind of crazy that you guys are getting old
Yes, you guys bro, like you guys are gonna have children one day. Maybe if you want kids or you're gonna, you know
be alone for the rest of your life like Scorpio too do you guys want kids or
no I'm trying to think like do I really want a child to run around bro you have
to just take care of it you got a fucking change it's diaper feed it like
oh my god like why can't babies just learn shit fast like why can't they just
learn how to do the same shit I know how to do like quickly bro also by the way
KSI sent me a message this morning at 11 or no 9 a.m. He said we're sparring next time I see you
So I don't know if I should be like worried or not, but you guys told me to send him a message about his cat
And I made fun of it. So yeah
um
Guys, guys, I'm not a clone.
He goes there every single night to just beat them, that way, whatever hope that they get
during the day of escaping gets eradicated.
There's actually, there's probably at least one child out there that thinks I'm a clone
right now.
Isn't that the worst part?
Like, like, but there's one person out there that actually thinks I'm a clone.
I am a clone.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, how close is Jinxie even to beating League of Legends?
Whatever, what is he beating it? What is it?
Five wins. How long has he been streaming this?
I'll be honest with you, I don't think there's like a single thing that could get me on League of Legends that fucking long.
Dude.
Congratulations.
Bro, please, please, please.
please.
Los Polos.
Happy National Appreciation Loafs Day.
Luis San Martino, we love you.
Thank you for just being you, we appreciate everything you do for the community.
Don't ever let anyone tell you you can't do something.
Same shirt, maybe because it was recorded before I went live.
Have you heard of a playtime in gym? You would want to go with me. They're gonna be alive there man. You realize that right?
I don't think Joe would go with us.
Brutal. Is there a way I could sit? Like Joe would go with us and then all of a sudden he would just like be on some like
He like uncle tell him to do something and Joe be like well actually this would actually hurt this part of your body and
Psychologically speaking and physiologically speaking like by the time you're 34 your pelvis muscle
He's just gonna give like all these like
Nerd ass fucking things, bro. Like, Joe was in the hills. What are you saying, bro?
Um...
Fuck this channel. Fuck this channel.
Yo, Cherry Hill will always live longer than fucking...
Where in Arlington? What the fuck is Arlington, bro?
It's Los Appreciation Day.
Yes, bro. Happy Los Appreciation Day, bro. Not much!
Suck your... Shut up. You suck. You're in bronze.
In a game. Let that sink in.
Ron think about the fact that the one person that you could have lost against in your fortnight tournament was literally me
You decided to go at 99 to one. You're an F
You CK champion a run up a fuck jam
And literally couldn't even beat me nice and lost to me and then you try to blame it on pink and cope
And then I got to drive your car, which you never let anyone drive
so
Yeah, me personally, I wouldn't be bragging if I you know, I'm not even kidding like
Like, my disabled cousin can deadass get out of silver.
And you're in bronze.
Just like, like, there's people out there that can get on Rainbow Six Siege for the
first time in their life that has played Call of Duty maybe five times and get out of fucking
bronze.
Do you understand how dog shit you are that you can't get out of fucking bronze?
Is anyone in my chat bronze in any video game?
I'm dead at, like, I'm not even trying to joke anymore.
Like, I feel like it's harder to be in a bronze rank than it is to be in fucking champion
in any type of game.
Like the hot, it's like, I genuinely think it's harder.
Like how is it possible that you can't get out of fucking bronze on Siege?
Wait, what?
Gilbert did the peace sign to Unk?
I never even saw this.
Hey man, what's up dude with the 10 t-shirt on? Come here. Marlin, he with you?
Him right here with the glasses. Yo!
Marlin, hey, who are you with? Everybody's the core, yeah. Yo Gilbert, my favorite gentleman.
You know what I mean by your name too.
He literally asked me what his name was.
Gilbert, my name's Gilbert. I'm fucking him.
I'm working right now.
Hey Marlin, Gilbert don't want to comply. Gilbert's the only cameraman?
I'm not. Who the fuck is he?
Why did no one claim Gilbert because we started within five seconds that happened
I wasn't ready to claim him and then get thrown by unc tear it into half. That'd probably be why
Yeah, that probably why is that supposed to be aura. I mean, I don't know just Gilbert have aura
Yo, ladies, bro, like why are you typing Kiki? What do you love me? No, are you riding not about you?
Said you never ever leave beside me. I didn't say that like bro. Like what are you do like ladies?
Maybe plug in the cameras, maybe plug in everything and just have shit ready
Because we're about to go build burger a thing
This is your y'all we already saw this bro. What is this picture?
Also, oh guys
The pink is gone
This morning my car got towed it's gone the Porsche is gone
It's getting changed. It is gone for now, bro. Wait, people really didn't like the Porsche color. Really?
I loved it. I love the pink. I think the pink was just it was nice, bro. Oh
Fortnite just came my child. Who do you want as your pro M duo Ron? Give me five options
Okay, I want Lose Marlin
I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding.
I don't know who's gonna be there, but maybe, Chad, give me five pros that are worth, like,
I don't know who's gonna be there, but like, okay, cold is a good one, right?
He's fucking good.
No, I want someone, Chad, who could carry me to a win.
I can't do that anymore, bro. He's he's he's washed. I'm sorry. Cannot it's true pole polo
Polo Peterbot
Do not put me with clicks God. No God keep clicks for away from me
polo Peterbot
Cold
Let's see who else
Muzz if he's there. Yeah, is he good enough though to carry me to an act like to a win against those players like I don't know
Veno, yeah, Veno's not a bad shout rapid
Maybe
Maybe the lion booga if he's there, but please whatever you do do not put me with clicks
Do not put me with like no no just keep me forward. This is not a joke
It's not like reverse psychology keep me far away from him like I'm dead ass serious keep me far away from him
No clicks got it. Also for tonight. Did you hear what my chat was saying? Bro? They were asking um
When the stable Renato icon skin is going to
Make it in the item shop
It's like, what am I, bro?
Like what am I to this world?
Like I'm dead ass serious.
Like Fortnite, are you still here?
Can I just say one more thing?
Are you still here?
Let me kind of say one more thing.
Just one more thing.
Literally, just one more.
Are you still here?
Are you still here?
Just one more.
Can I just get, can I just say one more, still here?
Fortnite, close your eyes for one second.
Chad, do I hit him with it or no?
Do I hit him with it?
Bro, Fortnite, imagine.
Now just close your eyes for one second.
Don't leave.
Hold on.
Nothing's in the item shop.
The item shop is dead zero.
There's absolutely nothing.
And I mean nothing.
All you see in the item shop fortnight is just...
Buy me! Buy me! Come on y'all, who wants to spend their B-Box on me? Who wants to spend their B-Box on me, huh? Who wants to spend their B-Box on me? Yes, sir, I'm gonna be 3,000 B-Box! Who wants me?
Yo, yo, yo, yo, am I not worth 3,000 B-Bucks?
Like, what are y'all saying?
Like, bro, like, what?
No, God no.
So how many B-Bucks am I worth?
free? It's like what? It's like... oh nothing got it. Come on Fortnite just think about it. Think
about it. I could change your game. I'm not kidding. What is their most bought skin you think? You
think Tong Tong Tong So Hort? I could dead ass be the most bought skin ever. Like I would say the
most bought skin is Tong Tong Tong. The least bought is Curious City. I could dead ass be like the
most bought like I'm dead ass like dead ass I could bro um I don't know though I
don't know bro I would buy you Ron don't worry thank you bro thank you bro um
anything else that I missed by the way anything else that I missed before we
move on oh fuck bro my asshole still or oh sorry for tonight oh my god let me
So, anything else that I need to say?
This.
It's so hot.
What are the comments, say by the way, on Twitter?
Like, were they positive or no?
I got to be careful here.
Oh, 141 comments.
It's like, oh my gosh, all righty, yep, you got it, oh god, bro, nice.
okay oh yeah this is kiss me you wanna be loved you wanna be loved you wanna be
loved this feels so good not me that is not me you fucking weirdos please we
need this game yo what are you all I'm never getting shit bro because of
Fucking you guys, bro. I'm dead ass. It's getting me because of you guys, man
Like I just want to have like one supportive just like community one day, man. Oh
Sin is calling me
Yo, can I help you?
On what bro fucking a marathon running a mile, what is it? What is it? What is it?
I would I would rather kill myself than ever play Minecraft and let alone with fucking sinna
Yo, you better watch out by the way, I'm getting a fortnight skin
They just came in my channel confirmed it. So you should probably like respect me a little bit more
And I'm an FNCS champion
Yeah, you lost to Sina though. Like a V-Far is annoying?
Sina, do you really sit here and think? I'm gonna, like, no, no, no, just don't trove
her content for just one second. Do you generally, generally think that you could beat me in a
1v1 on Siege? Like, I'm just being, I'm actually being serious.
Yes. Get on right now.
I mean, I'm just so scared.
Zinnah, you want me to get on to whoop your ass and then go back to work is what I'm hearing.
You're not whoop my ass, get on the game. And you're so good and you'll be fine, get on the game.
You hear the thing, look, you hear the thing, it's an FCM champion around the clock. I mean, obviously, you know, you should be able to not let me kill you even once, right?
I mean you can get lucky everyone knows this this is true. This is this is fairs. Everyone knows you can get lucky
So um, so you want me to dead ass get on this fucking game
Okay, but wait I want money
Yeah, if you want to collab with me, I need money.
I'm going to collab with you anyway, I'm literally going to break up your house, I didn't close your house.
Yo, listen, it's Loze Polo's National Appreciation Day.
I think for Loze we should bet amount of gifted subs on how much weight he weighs.
So 284 gifted, are you down or no?
You haven't looked like he's 284 gifted, he looks like he's like a slim 50.
I could slim 50.
Listen, we could play but I need some gifted how much how much let's talk. Let's talk business
100 gifted forever wins
Oh here not you see this is how it works this is how this is exactly what happens, bro
It's it's it's let's call up some Robert. Let's call up some Robert. He's better than me
But I'm gonna act like I'm better than him then I'm gonna ask for I'm gonna ask for a lead. I mean just say your dog shit
I wouldn't even compare you to a handicap kid a handicapped kid could get out of bronze
You're like full-on just like you your your body doesn't works, and I like something's wrong with you
Like how do you not get out of bronze?
I don't don't ever put you put yourself to that level of a disabled kid like there
I'm gonna be honest with you a disabled kids by better than you. I'm not even trying to be disrespectful like
I'll be honest
Putting what
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
To what?
So if we have to go to seven, I should get three rounds.
I'm starting with the round of view.
And I'm going to get it on it.
Do I win that chat?
I win that, right?
There's no way she kills me.
Is she that bad?
Like, dead ass.
Is she bad at the game?
Like, I saw you play seven, but are you like?
I'm ass.
I'm ass.
You should still be able to win it.
If I have to get to seven, that's not even, that's three, well, I think it's seven, I mean, I've killed you four times.
I've killed you four times to kill you.
So you called me out and now you want to kill me?
Yeah.
And I am still going to build the thing in your bathroom and I am going to live in there and we are going to put out my crotch.
Santa I don't really recommend being in my bathroom
I had there's shit that lingers for the last like three weeks and burger takes a shit in there
And I'll be honest with you. I don't clean it. Okay. Well, my girlfriend comes over once every couple of days and she'll clean it
Maybe maybe once a week
You could you could be on my balcony
yeah you could just be on my balcony like far away from me like in the corner
of the balcony
I'm just not doing that by the way I was just kidding I'm not playing hardcore
Minecraft anytime soon right now but I'm not what Belgium is they have the
The baguettes? Shout out Belgium!
Shout out!
Waffles. Waffles. Fuck.
Okay, I'm gonna get on. Let me just take my win. Let me take my 300 gifted and then let me go build Berger House.
Wait, do I get the real point lead?
No, you get it too.
No, no, we get three out of three.
That means I'm just choosing five times.
Do I actually win? Do I win? Do I win a three?
Do I win a three?
Do I win a three? Do I win a three?
Okay, I'll do I'll do a three, but I want defense first
Okay chop shit call me
Let me just get a 300 gifted for the guys in the chat if y'all want to sub save me
I'm just gonna get you this shit real quick
I'm just gonna get you guys this shit just real quick, and then we're gonna build this shit
Celebrate your friendship anniversary one year with him Jesus
Geez with my change my title change my title yo
Yo
Yeah, okay. Here's the thing. You lose her loser has to be in a cold epic for 24 hours
hours. No, no, I love Epic, but I can't, bro. Epic. The last time he told me he showed
me his special talent. Did he show you? Yeah, y'all. So I don't know if you saw this special
special something happen. Listen, you ready to play or what you wait? Hold on. Hold on.
What was it? What was the special talent that you got? I gotta go take a piss. Listen, just
talk for a second. I gotta be much recognition to the last time of the call of Epic. It was
epic and muda and epic literally put his legs behind his head and then started
playing some flute instrument. I didn't even know you could do that.
I can hear myself through Ron's fucking speakers bro. On God, I can hear myself.
Ted, there's no way I lose the 500 bro. A three point lead.
Right?
the epic files wait what do I not know what do I not know do I not know oh oh
oh GGs do I not know something
yo who's ordering canes to my house like this is so annoying oh my god you're
so burdened like I hate this shit man cuz you're just like forced to eat the
Cane sinna, you're gonna lose there's no saving you and I won't
All right, what is your name on here?
I can't play no, no, no, I actually can't play that's gonna mess up my aim
That's actually gonna mess up my aim because you hear funny bone. You can't play. Yo, what's your name?
You know who would play through this party vote
Yeah, you know who else yo
Hold on I gotta block these people give me one second
Charlie Kirk six seven god. Let me just get rid of these people. What's your name?
It's an all I typed it
It's an all two a's
Is it this
Did you get it or is it fake?
Uh-oh, uh, what is your name? Oh God. Oh me Abe. So we stayed. Oh
Okay, well, there's one that says you are a and in the end word that I'm assuming that's not your account
That's my all hold on. I might add my name. Okay. Oh
There's another word. Uh, Charlie Kirk is still alive. That was not you. Nope. That's not me. No
Okay
Did you get it
I'm just looking, I'm trying to, there's a lot of them, I gotta, I gotta scroll.
Uh, oh, somebody said you are a, and then the F slur, I'm assuming that one's not yours.
Nope, that one's not me either.
Uh, what was your name again?
Homie Stave.
Oh, there it is.
It's right underneath the you are the N word, uh, request.
Got it, did you accept it?
Yeah. Okay, Chad, how do I host a custom lobby?
Guide me through it, Chad, like I'm special, hold on.
Oh, you are special.
Hold on, I think I got it.
Okay, so you gotta click this,
and then you click Browse Playlists,
and then you click Custom Game,
Create Local, or Create Online.
Create Online,
Match,
Create New Playlist,
call this Stave,
Add Match.
Okay, what map is it?
Orgion or Oregon Oregon, and then do I have to change any settings or no chat any settings or no?
Not much changing anything. I'm not I'm not changing shit
Are you sure to leave it on random settings? Oh you gotta give me three points gotta give me rounds
Hey, what do I give? How do I?
Rounds you have to
Yeah, it's a change settings. So what do I do here? This is it
Now what wait Ron can I pee before we do this you're a grown-ass woman asking me if I could pee
Yeah, would you have to watch the chat?
Yeah, watch my fucking chat. Shut up
Ab match
What
What's it's running away from me? Oh my god
Your sped delete oh
Save playlists got it then you click it what okay, so she's central
Okay, to make it fair. It's just west. I'm not gonna lie
um create as player edit playlist got it now what I'm confused what are you
good okay where here match settings yo am I oh okay how many rounds if she if
If it's first to seven.
Oh, thirteen.
Wait, thirteen?
Oh, okay.
And then, what else?
Thirteen equals seven.
Got it.
Pick a phase timer, change it to 20 seconds, you don't need that much.
Prep time chat, how long should prep time be?
I feel like prep time should be normal, low key.
Like I feel like that's just fun.
Wait, is that what that is?
20 seconds?
Is that what I did it to
And then how do I give her three rounds or whatever how do I do that? How do I do that?
Back badass
Be talking to your stream or not
I can hear myself through your stream by the way I can hear myself
What do you want me to do? Maybe you have my stream open dumbass? I don't have your stream open dumbass. Oh, do you have a duck do?
What do you want me to do?
What's the duck do?
There's so ugly
So no you got to stop letting me have a girlfriend. I don't know how many times I'm not I hate I hate that every time
I do anything you always listen to this. It's actually so annoying. It's the most annoying all you have
It's actually so irritating
Let me invite you.
Oh my gosh.
Have you ever like drink coffee in the morning and like I swear it just goes through your
stomach the whole day.
Like I'm not even kidding.
Like I just feel like it's just so much coming out of my stomach.
Did you invite me?
And then chat.
How do I give her three rounds?
Where do I do it here?
How do you do it here?
No, there's a way.
Oh, when we're in the game.
So I just clicked now.
I just began.
No, those things just die three times.
No, there's like a way.
Match options.
Oh, God, I probably look so slow to people.
Oh, add around history.
Are you- is she blue or is she- hey, what?
Did you know there's a guy in my chat
called Stavor Ronaldo's little bussy?
Yeah, there's a lot.
Yeah, there's a lot of those type of names.
He hangs out here like pretty regularly.
I actually hate it.
Yeah, there's a lot.
Okay, so I think I did it.
Yeah, this is good.
All right.
Let's go.
I
Know case those single berries wait for the five get the brush out you guys are fucking dumb hold on
We gotta leave the game. I fucked up already. What do you mean? Just die three times?
No, I gave myself all because this is fucking stupid rubber
Yeah, the chat is fucking stupid turn to me man. You just return to me man. You we're good. We're good. We're good
Don't worry. I'm gonna fix this
Give me one second, it'll take five seconds, because now I understand it.
Click that, click that, clicked.
Guys, Red Dead Redemption 2 is starting tomorrow, don't worry.
Are you marathoning it?
Yep, straight tomorrow.
Alright, I just invited you.
Your team, defender, match options.
Okay, add round history. So I give the blue side a win. Yes or no if she's a
Change teams for her first baseball
Shut up
Oh my god, welcome on switch switch switch. All right now it should work. No
I see the issue that was my bad
return to the main menu yes like I can't man this is like uh like this fucks up again
why is your title 1v1 against the worst r6 player ever you are not like why is that your
title I beat Marlin I beat Jake was he in the r6 tourney I beat I beat Lacey I thought I did
I've been a lot of different people.
I just want to make sure I'm hearing this correctly.
Did you ask if I beat Marlin and Jake Future?
Yes, they were both in the R6 tourney, the one that I think he did.
So you're flexing that you beat Jake Future and Marlin.
And Marlin.
Join the game.
I don't got all day. Let's go. I'm in. All right, switch teams. All right, ready?
I'm going. Stop. Stop. Stop. You told me to switch. Yes. My God, you told me to switch.
All right, listen. No doing this weird talking during the games. All right.
Hey.
This is why we siege.
Chad, there's actually no way I lose. I'm just gonna keep it a buck.
Like, there's not even a world.
There's genuinely- and I'm cold right now.
Like, my room is cold.
Like, my hands are not warmed up.
This is the first video game I played today. Like, have you played today?
What do you mean? Yeah, I played a few.
Okay, but to be fair, I put in like fucking 12 year olds brother was screaming on the mic.
Right now I'm fighting you.
There's no excuses.
Dumbass. Take a bite of that.
Alright, that's one drone down.
You literally had to shoot it dumbass because it still worked, by the way.
I'm gonna win this shit for fucking those follows.
This is for fucking Loose, bro. Yo, Loose, I don't know if you're out there, bro.
This is for fucking you.
Straight on the game.
This is for fucking you, bro.
I don't care no more.
You woke up a fucking demon!
I'm gonna take the searcher.
Uh-oh, Rob.
Keep it out for Rob for attempting to defuse your bombs.
I will give you the world!
Chai!
Wait, why do I have- oh my god, where's my bulletproof cam-warp?
Oh, I fucked up, bro.
This is the wrong one, isn't it, yeah.
So you're going to be using Doka B, got it.
Let's start with that.
Alright, chat.
So do you plan on playing the game at all or no?
have to wait your fucking turn buddy we don't know
am I trippin
Are you a fucking Burger King Footletist?
You getting nervous, Rob?
Say no.
I'm not even kidding.
Oh my god, I pressed the wrong button.
Oh no.
I did not press the wrong button.
Where is she, chat? Where'd she go?
Like dead ass where did she go?
Up four has located a bomb.
Down to 15 seconds.
Up four eliminated.
Mission successful.
Like are you just a fucking-
Okay that's one!
That's one!
That's one!
That's one!
It's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
I know what I need to do, I know what I need to do, I know what I need to do.
And also by the way, I missed my C4, by the way, because of the fact-
You got hit though, you got hit though.
Yeah, you know why?
Because I clicked the T button by accident.
I click T.
Oh wait, it switches from Defender and it's okay.
Yeah, that's how the game works.
Yeah.
T, T, T, like I'm triple T.
Oh shit!
Triple T!
Oh my days.
I will give you the word triple T.
You just gotta be worth me.
I don't know, but this is what you were doing the last time when you put Fortnite and you fucking lost.
Yeah, but guess what?
Say what?
So you're gonna play Capcan like a noob?
ten seconds to go five seconds before insertion
no i don't play my game chat i got this
you must locate and defuse a bomb let him cook i said let him cook
Good luck!
Good luck!
It all falls down!
I'm telling you all, it all falls down!
I can't hear it, you know, shut up!
She said don't you dare look back!
Just keep your matter out of your mind, you little one in me.
I said, shut up and dance with me.
Dance with me.
Shut up.
There's my destiny.
Why?
Silence when it came to stalking.
I said, ooh.
Wait, so you just didn't reinforce?
Shut up and dance with me.
I
Won't play
And kill me wrong so I gotta do
You're located a bomb.
Fuck!
Like, what am I like, like, oh my god, like, I don't even have to go into sight, like, what am I watching?
I thought you were and like what am I fucking watching jeez the fucking wheeze man like jeez
La fucking wheeze get a load of this fucking guy
I don't care, okay, okay, okay, it's fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine
Hmm Chesh I'd be freaky or no like should I just dead ass be freaky?
Like dead serious. I just be fucking freaky like nah, I'm not gonna lie. I'm just gonna be a little freaky
I'm the fucking candy man chat. I'm dead after fucking candy man. What's this shit the fucking candy man, bro?
Just trust me chat you guys trust me or not
Dude mute you're such a fucking girl
You're so scared of the cave
I'm so fucking scared jeez
You're so scared bro you're scared
I'm the fucking Candyman! Are you crazy? Are you fucking crazy? I'm the fucking Candyman!
I've been waiting for you, and I've been waiting for you, and I've been waiting for you, and
Sooo, got it.
So how much do you want to bet she won't? There's trust in her.
There's trust in her.
Jailin Brown traded to butt!
I'll for found a bomb you must defend it
You're on the roof?
Like Sunny Bunny, like Sunny Bunny, like Sunny Bunny, what are you doing, like that ass.
Like, like how, like how did you even, like Sunny Bunny, like Sunny Bunny.
No way Orkies and OSTS, stay on guard champ! No fucking life! Oh my god, no fucking life!
Oh my god, this is the worst. This is the worst streamer. I'm actually so stressed. How wrong!
Like how? Bro, it's maybe because I'm a fucking gay murr. Nobody can fucking beat me.
You are the first part, not the second part. I just need to walk in. The thing is, is you're just talking about a shit and you're talking the whole fucking time it's throwing me up.
I'm gonna throw him in the air.
Wait, guys, is Archie live with OSCS?
I need a live update right now.
I got more important shit.
Jalen Brown is to the fucking Sixers?
Say on God.
I'm back to being a Sixers fan, bruh.
I'm back.
back I don't know there's a good character to play against you so I might die
here you might I'll be honest with you you might just get one lucky win here so
I would capitalize off this five seconds this is a no-way moment chat
pretty much okay so let me tell you the tips and tricks by stable robber so first
and foremost you're gonna take out that second of all you're gonna look up there
because I know you a checker then you check right there and then what you do
is you go right here make sure no one's right there and then obviously you have
game notes, you know the cameras, so you just shoot right here, take that out right there,
then you go right here, then you pay attention to right here. Now notice something, right?
She's awfully quiet, which means her brain is using full power right now. This is a once-in-a-lifetime thing.
Where is she? Where is she? Not on the site for some... Okay, got it. So she's a bot.
Are you Ron? Why are you not talking?
It's like, yo, Sunny Bunny, are you good?
get here you're talking so much to get in here then you're so fucking good
like what do you even do like I'm dead as yours like like what do you even fucking
What do you fucking do like I'm dead ass serious just just send the hundred gifted now
Do you even want to play this this is just fucking embarrassing? Oh
My fucking god, bro. No, I'm not giving up. I'm not giving up. Fuck you. I'm not getting up. I don't care. I don't care
Chet should I just like troll or should I just get my fucking money and just leave like man?
No, no, I'm not giving up. I don't give a fuck. I can get at least one. I don't care
Yeah, you probably can get at least one. I would hope you can get one. That would be what I hope you can get
You know what a ying blind is or no, I'm gonna make a hell for you. I don't know bro. I'm just in that mood
You're in that mood to be fucking annoying the most annoying fucking person in the world. Hey
Hey, there you go with your new
I don't know why jab but like I'm just gonna help her a little bit. I mean maybe putting question marks, but just
48 hours for nothing
I
Shit
Too late
Did you get hit? Did you get hit?
Yeah, I'm really scared right now.
Sina, I actually dare you to walk in.
You're not gonna kill me.
So walk in.
I can, but I'm just saying you're not gonna kill me.
Walk in!
I will in a second, but you're not gonna fucking kill me.
Walk in!
I'll give you a hint, I'm behind that green door that you just camped, where the camera
is.
Yup, I see your camera.
Listen, my mute is on that door.
It's the only hint I'm going to help you.
I'm going to help you a little.
You fucking scared rock?
I tried idiot.
What?
where did she go?
Okay, maybe I should stop trolling chat, no?
Oh, Pete!
Pete!
Pussy?
I'm not gonna peek, I'm not gonna peek, I'm just gonna hide.
You're so pussy, you could have just peaked!
You're so pussy, just peaked!
But did I peek?
Did I peek?
I think I did.
Oh my god, you weren't peeking because you were half-life, you were peeking because you
were half-life.
Yo, Senna, stop all this flimicky shit.
This game isn't for you, like, maybe play like Hello Kitty Island or something like
that.
Like, this is just not for you.
No run, no run, no run, I'm telling you, I'm gonna get at least one, stop, they're calling
me a fucking burger well sometimes you've got to accept that
burger we love you burger come on hurry this shit up I want my 100 gifted guys
maybe stop putting this emote when I sing like bro you're about to get a
100 free gifted be happy
What game are you good at steno like I'm not gonna try me weird all the night
I did we're done
You're so annoying! You're actually so annoying!
I don't even think...
Can Santa win against me in a bro vs bro?
Like, I'm trying to actually think like, what games you're gonna...
Yeah, we just have to pick certain games.
But like, what are you good at? Like...
I'm not even trying to be like a little hatred.
Chad, look at this strat I got.
Chad, look at this strat I got.
It's a little sneaky, Chad.
Is this a little mickey or no?
All right, so now where are you?
That's the question that the people want to know.
I
Kekwa Kekwa Kekwa Kekwa
No fucking idiot
Wait, what is this chat?
What the fuck?
Like, I'm not even kidding, like, you are this, like, terrible, like, I'm dead ass.
This isn't even, like, this is just unfair.
I
Think I think I think I need viewer to be you. I'm gonna serious
What you told yourself that you're comparable to a disabled kid?
Like bro, you literally said that you could fucking like win again
What did you say was the exact words she used in the beginning chat?
She said I'm better than you be no
I said you beating me would be like beating a disabled kid on the plane. Yeah, do not compare yourself to that
I'm about to be freaky. I'm about to give you one for I'm about to give you one free win
No, I'm about to be weird chat ready. I'm about to be fucking weird
Nah, I'm weird bro. I'm actually weird
Ron you're a cat you're weird you're so weird you're so weird and you're a cat you're actually so fucking weird
You know what you're doing. You're weird. You're weird. You're weird
Dude cow players are to be sent back to the Great Depression dead asperger. They're like the worst people in the world. Really?
So how do you want to do my hundred victory you want to do it like instant or what do you want to do?
You installments, do you want to do installments?
Okay, so how do you want to do this?
Like, how do you want to...
You're so weird! You're weird! You're so weird!
Oh God, you're weird! Oh God, you're weird!
So, I, Deadass just want you to know that, like, I want my 100 gifted and I want an ASAP.
Don't ever try to play this game ever again.
Like, I'm Deadass serious. There is no hope for you.
There's Deadass no hope for you.
for you so let's say you're down a monitor and now you're down a hundred gifted um i want it and
i want it quick so thank you down two monitors actually i'm down two monitors wait you know what
else you're down uh 500 dollars thank you for the gifted holy shit she is just garbage she's the
fucking wheeze man oh my fucking god oh my god wait so Arky's dead ass and OSDS
sweat say you swear
Yo, bro, not gonna lie. I get us thought Archie left. This is fucked up to all us fans
disappointed
Yo, I want my hundred bifty burgers and I want it now
I did it as one it now
unless you're
Wait, I'll have to do it on my
I did it as one it now
Here I'll do my hundred bro. I'll do my hundred. I'm doing it now
Fucking shot, bro. I hate that fucking whoa
I'll be honest in your chat. I'm actually go to that fucking seas
No
No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no.
No no no no no no no no no.
I saved $279.
Wait, I'm making less money per hundred.
Alright Jeff, someone just give the thousand fuck it.
Wait, I'm not even kidding, am I like one of the greatest seed streamers like at this point?
Like I feel like I can win against like any streamer...
Yo, Seneca is just garbage, like do we just... do I set up a bro versus girl?
You think Seneca beat me in Game Shatter now?
Like, can she?
I don't think so.
Yo, where's my hundred?
Yes, I could run.
Where's my hundred?
I don't think so.
Uh, did it not go through?
Card declined.
Yes, I called.
Card declined, Keqwa.
Uh, did it not go through?
Card declined.
Hey, hundred gifted.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thank you for about a hundred gifted subs.
Much appreciated, thank you.
Yo, Senna, you let me know
if you wanna do a bro versus bro.
I actually wanna win my first bro versus girl,
whatever, bro, whatever you wanna call it.
You let me know, I'll take my three wins.
Ah
But why is my shit freezing so fucking bad on internet all right
That's lamiki so if I beat Cina in a bro versus bro, whatever you want to call it. That's lamiki
That's fucking lamiki
Yo, I gotta figure out my next fucking opponent bro, I still have yet to find my next opponent
She's not a gamer, so who's my next opponent, bro?
Onepixel has yet to respond.
Um...
So yeah, I'm not versing Marlin, bro.
Yo, you know what I wanna do, by the way?
I might as well say it.
I wanna tell Jinxie when he's done his League of Legends tournament, or whatever the fuck.
I wanna do me and Marlin versus Jinxie and Lose.
2v2 bro vs bro.
Thoughts?
Thoughts?
Thoughts?
Thoughts?
Thoughts.
Me and Marlon versus Jinxie and fucking Lose.
Thank you for the 5 gifted MBK.
Thank you.
That's not a bad shout. That's not a bad shout.
LACE!
Can you bring up the camera?
Please and thank you.
It's time to build Burger his house.
He has no clue, bro.
He deadass has no fucking clue.
Yo, Kenny, thank you for the 5 gifted.
Thank you for the 100 gifted again, Synod.
Can we get a thank you in the chat?
Thank you.
Bro, I'll be honest with you guys.
Oh, Tyson, David, a five-gifted.
Wow, so positive.
Can we get a thank you?
Bro, I'll be honest.
I don't know what it is, playing video games.
Like, I feel like I'm slowly but surely becoming one of the best gamers on this website.
Like, I don't know how to describe it, but I feel like I'm slowly but surely becoming
one of the greatest gamers on this website.
And like you can like question mark me cat-looking sideways, whatever it might be
Is this rage bait?
Why is USA gonna play against two countries tonight?
Yeah
Oh geez man
He has a point what fucking point does be loo have y'all
What fucking point does he have? He's right
Okay, no troll who's winning today USA or Bosnia while we wait for Lace like who actually is gonna end up winning is it gonna be USA?
Um wait who does who does USA play after this if the United States wins?
Who do they play after this if they win?
Like who's it winner of Senjial Belgium, yeah, but who wins that like is there a chance that the USA makes it to the end?
I don't know bro. I actually don't know like you guys say no, but like bro. I'm low key surprised
Like I'm a larp larp so whore, but low key after I saw the Germany game like it low
It kind of made me realize that it's anyone's game
Like for all we know, for all we know, we might just get a Portugal vs. Argentina game.
Oh looks like we have another daily dose of 2024 Ron. Can I help you with this? What?
2024 Ron.
All jokes aside bro, like, chat, like don't, like be weird bro, like, all are gonna make
it to the point where I can never have a girl on stream ever. You know what I'm saying?
Like can we make a pact right now to my real community?
What is this?
AHHHHHHHHHH
f***
f***
That was a yeet song
Alright
I just f***ed 17
Oh my god
Oh my god
Listen
wait
What am I quoting here
What am I quoting
No, no, no
I quote
Ah, f*** what my chat thinks
I don't give a f***
A hole is a hole
Bring that a** over here
I don't know how to say it
I'm coming
I'm getting out of here
Oh
So Mads, what's up with you?
I heard your pedophile.
Oh.
You're fucking-
I can't wash this, bro.
I bet I just can't wash this, bro.
This just scares me.
I don't know what I-
It's every fucking time!
This room is just so tiny now that I look back at it.
My decoration was a fucking headset box and shoes.
Like, are you fucking sick of this?
Are you sick of this?
Are you not bored?
I'm not getting a four-night skin ever, am I?
What the fuck?
Uh, Laze, are you here?
Laze?
Laze?
Laze?
Uh, Laze?
Uh, Lace?
Guys, Sabo and Otto didn't actually kill himself, it was a joke.
Okay, maybe Lace living here never helped.
You would think it would be quicker.
What's up dude?
Welcome back.
Welcome back, bro.
How you doing?
All right I'm gonna swap yeah?
All right I'm gonna swap yeah?
Yes sir.
Okay is it swapped?
Is it swapped out or no?
Are you good?
My breath.
Why?
Hello German.
What if I just like, would you like actually push me around if I was like this?
Yeah, you'd actually be able to play the game more.
I was like what if like I was like this you don't push me around more. Yeah, that's you
bro. Okay.
Don't tell Burger yet. But we're about to build a new house. Say hello to YouTube. Yo what's
up YouTube? Today we're building my cat a $50,000 mansion. Should we check it out? Should we check it out? Come here.
Is he here right now?
Yo!
Yup.
Burger?
Okay, so he doesn't know it yet, chat, but this house,
this is a piece of shit, bro.
As a millionaire, I should be getting him a better house.
Can we get a retweet or no?
Like, this is fucked up.
Like, why am I giving him this small ass house
in the size of this room?
So this right here is 40 inches.
We're about to surprise him with an 80 inch house.
What?
80 inches, that's taller than you.
That's taller than me.
That's taller than a lot.
Let's go check up on Burger.
Where is he?
Burger?
Don't tell me.
Nope, not in there.
Burger?
Burger.
Oh, hi Burger, he's scared of the green screen.
It's okay.
No, it's okay.
Yo, listen, we're about to build you a new house.
And you don't even know it. You can't understand me. Okay, so listen. I love you stay here
I'll be back with a brand new house
Give me kiss
All right, fuck you. I'm probably wondering why do I have coconut water in my bathroom?
I don't know. Let's go. Yeah. Also by the way look assist pops today
Can they see it it pops today while it's boxing it exploded everywhere
Alright burger, I'm just gonna go chill downstairs. I'm just gonna grab a couple things
I'm just gonna go grab a couple things, bro. I'm just gonna
I'm just gonna grab a couple things, bro. I'll be back, right? Just keep it keep it keep it go
Okay, so I have a question you shut up. I should want to hear me
Okay, it's good
Last time I did this it took me about 30 minutes to go that it was a Pepsi
So, what are the odds we actually build this together?
I don't think it's hard running, it's just twisting shit out.
Are you sure?
Yeah, I was thinking about it when you were showing it yesterday, I did it before.
Okay.
I know, but last time it was some screws and shit.
Yeah, but I can't be that.
Yeah, but like, how do I say this?
It's a good SS matter though.
Oh, I did build the SS matter.
A lot of people can say they built the SS matter.
Drop a mean if you remember the SS Matter Stream where we built the SS matter on the matter stream.
That's actually a good call, that's a good point.
That's a good point, it's a good point, bro.
Eh.
Damn, Soki's door looks really nice.
Okay, so,
I would assume
this one is for me.
Who the fuck is this?
I think it's like more parts or something.
Oh, my leaking?
Wait.
Should I not show?
What is this?
I don't know, I guess. Is this leaking?
I got sent something from Red Bull.
Introducing the limited edition Red Bull Trackhouse Racing.
The first of its kind of 15 years.
There you are. Should we check this out?
What the fudge is this?
What are we trying to light?
Lighting pie is going to look better. Oh yeah, it's way better.
Hey, what is this?
What is this chap? What the fuck?
Wait, this is kind of cool, but I'm not sponsoring.
Can they give me money? Wait, so it's just...
Just two red ones for the boys?
Just two red ones.
Thank you guys!
Thank you guys. I'm gonna put this in my, um, my, for later section.
I'm just gonna get you right here, it's for later, all right?
Let's get the real package now.
Yo, yo, yo, what's up YouTube nation today?
We actually ordered a $500,000 house.
Now if I'm wondering, what does that mean?
So we have the box right here, I'm about to open it,
we're gonna build a house, it's for my cat,
don't tell him, you know what I'm saying?
Leave a comment in the comment section below
if you're feeling cool today, cool as a cat, like Burger.
You like that one or no?
Shut the fuck up.
It's pretty good.
All right, this says heavy.
Oh shit, hold on don't leave the address. I don't know it
No
Okay
so
This is what we're building right here. I don't even get a good look at that
So this, holy shit, this thing is fucking huge.
Okay, so here's my problem. I might need some help. I'm fucking special, okay?
So, how did everything fit in this box, as you said? Like, how is that possible?
Oh, God. Oh, God, bro. You ready for 4th of July?
Yeah, should be lit.
Bro it might might have to you might have to fuck some shit. I don't know
Okay, so what is this is like I need to condom condom
Actually condom for silky the bottom. Oh, it's a bonnet. How does it work? There you go. Does it work properly?
Who goes there?
All right, um, so you know what they say, bro?
We don't need this, okay?
We figure shit out ourselves.
Can I get a retreat?
Like, everything of, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no.
Wait, ladies, it doesn't, it doesn't stop.
Oh gosh.
Oh God.
Oh God.
Oh God.
Oh no, bro. Oh no, bro. Okay. They probably should have built this upstairs, huh? I wish
you fucking told me this. Um, this.
What the fuck is this, bro? Like this burger even deserved this shit.
All right. Well, check. Let's begin.
Okay. First things first, man. Um,
Does anyone have a cat and if you do is this too big? It is 84 inches tall. Oh
Burger deserves the world. So you think burger deserves more than me
five-hour segment incoming
It's my how tall is eight inches how much fees that
Is it no 12 24
36 48 60 72 pro this is like seven foot tall it's pretty tall this is tall as a
Marlon all right it might be actually six foot seven thank you you know what
the meme is or no no are you riding not by you I never said that no I don't
I need you.
All right, bro.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, instruction, smotions, bro.
I don't need this shit.
How do you start, though?
Where's the start button?
What is this fucking one skip a few,
and then it's just instantly built?
OK, first step, we get A. Where is the A?
What is this?
No, that's right.
It goes A.
I think it's just like the glossary.
This is just telling us everything we have.
Oh, good, good.
I was actually testing you.
So I wanted to see if you knew how to read instructions.
So this is step one.
You get your A.
Oh, gosh.
So the A's is to base.
OK, so I got bad news.
Voss?
Oh, um, chat?
Type in chat!
What is it?
Does it come with a fucking screwdriver?
Oh, call Pepsi.
Call Pepsi.
I don't need anything, just twist.
Okay, bet.
Okay, so chat, where's the egg?
Find the egg.
Cool.
First thing we do.
Find the egg.
Egg.
Egg.
Egg.
A, A, so this is the bottom.
All right, now tell me, ladies, what's next?
P, whoa, what are these?
P1, P1, P2, PG.
Okay, so now we need P2.
Now how does this work?
Cause like, it doesn't go in.
It's true.
But how do you know which one is the, oh no.
W1, what are these?
I don't know, it shows you what they are right here.
I wonder, wait, dude, are you like, do you know this shit?
So is this a W1?
Yeah, I think so.
What is it?
Yeah, it should be.
No, no, no.
Guys, stop putting W1.
I say we eat burger.
Guys, that's not gonna be weird.
Burger might be in the chat right now.
Burger, if you're in the chat, type.
I gotta see something.
Okay, so first things first.
We gotta get the P2 on.
This should be pretty easy, bro.
Pretty standard stuff right now. You know, you know, it's crazy in like another life
Like I actually feel like I could be a construction worker. Yeah, I think so. I don't know that
Would you ever work instruction?
Really? Yeah, why don't they get paid a lot?
Goon gamble and just play games
Nothing gives me more dirty mean than winning a ranked game, bro
This is nice. I actually kind of want to play with it
Why doesn't anyone buy me a house now that I think about it like why don't people buy me like shit like that
Can we get a W Ron if I should get a house someone should buy me a house?
um
Wait, this is p6 where the fuck is the P Jew? Where's it?
P Jew, where's it's P Jew here it is. Okay, we need another W one
um
L Ron
Guys, I'm gonna be real with you
USA might genuinely and I know you guys are gonna say you're gonna say cap whatever my beef, but I think they can win
Yeah, but the world cup. I'm saying
You don't think so
Is it Bob a better than messy
Oh
Is he no
Okay, that's number two said in no problem and Bob is just like I don't know how to describe it
He just plays like
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. He just troll like he's just like a troll like a troll face bro
Like that's what I think of when I think of him bopping like he kind of just like runs around and has fucking fun
And they also have
What's his name and I'm deli
Yeah, he's pretty he's all right obviously he's kind of a mickey though like I saw him play and
It's okay, but like so did I break this?
Oh no
He's got a ball in Dior bro, I don't care if he has Louis Vuitton
I don't care if he has any of that shit at the end of the day, bro
What the fuck?
The fuck?
Bro, what the fuck is wrong bro am I just like disabled?
But you think burners even gonna be fucking happy with this
He's such like an annoying sack of shit. Yeah, I'm not even kidding
All he does now is just talk about eating like I'm not no I'm so serious like anytime like I wake up
up in the morning, he's just like meow, meow, he wants fucking food. Like bro, do you think
everyone just eats burger? The door, oh my god, deep globes, the door is moving by itself.
Oh my god, if there's a ghost, slam the door right now. If there's a ghost that thinks I'm
back slam the door right now the little bitch
listen bro at the end of the day bro ghosts aren't real and if they're a
ghost are real no come kill my friend Jillian Kupkowski about it so why the
Fuck your sensory problems, bro. I had to
Jews can't build shit they even five like how do you have that name like how do you have that fucking name?
Like I was like impossible, bro
Guys you act like I need Pepsi by the way like if I wanted to I think I could build a roller coaster outside
Like fully functional like everything
look it's come along there we go okay so next up is we need a bee so if you see
a bee call it out chat hey hey hey just found it okay so oh shit okay now what
Squirt is this me
W2 okay, so W2 is that the long one laser? What is it the long one with its ridges house and bottom yet?
Okay, daddy. I got you
Okay, let's talk you know we have a lot of time to spare
So be honest when are you gonna settle down?
Not for a while, bro.
Chad, what age is it like right to get like a wife?
Like where you're just like, you know what?
You're testing it. You're testing it right now.
Oh, no, no, no. God, no.
Like, when do you think is a wife?
Oh, yeah. Wait, I forgot actually.
I forgot that everyone just spams the word six fucking seven.
When is, you know what I'm not even kidding?
I think that might be the worst need this ever came out.
I swear to God.
Like, at least with 21, like we could look back and be like, okay, that was a classic.
Classic like six seven is this the worst shit ever is it the biggest meme ever? I'm not getting pretty big
No, but like what meme is bigger than six seven?
Is there anything
Like I'm not even funny
Triple T is triple T bigger than six seven. Let's talk about the real problems the world right now
Is it in the toll
No, I'm not kidding. What is like the next big name? We should get on it early, bro.
Imagine if we could just get everything early. Let's just start dropping these.
Okay, yeah, maybe we could. Okay, so there's triple T to six seven. What if we start something called like
Huh, like think, bro, think deeply. Use that brain, bro. Like there's like, come on, let's stay,
Bro, we can create the next fucking thing.
Like,
what's like funny, bro?
Like, what do kids enjoy?
Like, for like, Brain Rot had its own era.
Like, now we gotta think of it next day.
Dude, it's not easy.
Like, what, when they get on Roblox, ooh!
Maybe like,
It's just not like, come to your room.
RTSM?
RTSM.
That could be a new meme.
No, I'm excited, bro.
Randale the scary monster!
That's me.
They could edit me to make me a monster.
Like how triple T, or D.
Hey, that's RTSM.
Randy the, oh, there.
All right.
Next thing.
We got P1, P2.
How do you love me?
Kiki.
Do you love me?
No.
How do you ride me?
Did you never have a D from the side?
No I didn't
You don't like you
Didn't say that
That was my second favorite video right now
Oh really? That's fucking cool
My first SizzlyWarass is
They do meet at a mall
They look like a punky
Hey
The mini's like that's the song by Charlie Kirk
Is that what he says?
Yeah, I think that is wrong
Oh no wait, is this one?
See how he goes, eh?
Wait, this shit doesn't fucking work.
Oh my God, Pepsi!
And then it just plays the Drake and Jaws song,
it's that theme of sound effect,
and then he just walks in the door.
Woo!
Little clapping?
Yeah.
Ha ha ha.
Bro, Chad, what the fuck?
Bro, I'm so fucking lost!
It's not gonna work, it's not gonna work.
I'm gonna-
Your wall is a throne.
I'm gonna give up.
up. P1, P2, none of this shit fucking works. Yo fuck burger bro, this is gonna cave. Wait
this shit, that ass doesn't fucking work. You screwed it too much.
Wait, really? Yeah, cause looking there, the ridges won't start for a little bit.
Wait, hold on, I gotta find you.
There's something in my face.
What's the weirdest thing you've ever had your dad do to you?
Probably nothing.
You've never had like freaky shit?
Never had a dad, dude.
He never?
No.
What happened?
He died.
No, it's okay, Keithy.
You overdo this.
And my mom told me that he died of cancer until I was in middle school.
Are you serious?
Yeah, it's okay.
No worry about it, bro.
Just charge us to the game.
Listen, man.
It's okay, bro.
could be worse bro i know the kid doesn't mean i'm sorry about that man it's okay bro don't
worry about it get all this you know at least he made a good gamer at least
at least like you know you're pretty good at video games yeah sometimes i can shoot back i mean
That's cool.
What is that one?
Scoot.
Al Rod, for fucking what? What did I do?
Like, what did I do, Chad?
Like, I just sit here and I'm just fucking building.
Oh, buy him a car.
Okay.
So Chad, I should buy, lay the car.
Tell them what car you want, bro. Sure. Let's go buy you a car.
Maybe we go to Dishit? What do you want, bro?
Uh, there's this one called the, uh, it's called like the, uh, it's called like the Travis Scott or something.
Oh, the Travis Scott. What the fuck is that?
It's like the Astral World or something. I don't know.
So you want me to buy you a fucking amusement park?
You told me, uh...
Oh, you told me, yeah. You want me to buy you a fucking Pagani? Got you. No, I got you.
This doesn't look like Tuesday.
Is that done yet?
Chat, am I fucked? Is this fucked up?
The camera battery's at 67 right now.
Wait, what the fuck? Dude, let's stop her quickly because Randy the monster's gotta come in.
Chat, can we make that a new meme? Can you also talk about Randy the monster? I'm telling you bro, that's me, that could be me.
Here, you're using Burger POV right now.
No, Burger's POV's
Like the burger gets like everything for free isn't that crazy imagine being spoiled in a fucking as a fucking cat
He is lit
You saw how I beat sinner bro, I did she's fucking bought
Hey, I'm not gonna lie, bro
Well trying to tell you bro the chat doesn't realize though like I'm I'm pretty gifted genetically so like
Wait, what?
This is like the hardest instructions ever.
It just went from fucking this to that.
What the fuck is that?
What?
What is it?
Do you understand?
Do you understand, motherfucker?
I don't fucking understand.
Holy shit, well, I need to take a break.
Should we take a break?
Pretty intense, Michael.
I mean, he'd be happy with this.
Yeah, I'm not gonna watch that.
Wouldn't he be happy with this?
Like, burger, burger.
I don't think he's, like, in a city or something like this.
Look, there's a bunch of, like, buildings and shit.
Uh, I think you just look for C and F,
and then shit will start making sense.
Okay, bet.
Okay, so I got...
Okay, so this is C.
And then what do I do with this?
What does it tell me?
Oh, shit.
This...
Okay, so...
How is this supposed to just have a circle? There's a circle. Yeah circle goes
Somewhere oh, thank you. Thank you for the tip. Yeah, so you just want to put the circle somewhere
Can't get it through my head. Oh, no, there's a ghost
Cain segments shut up. We do it. You know, huh? We ever got the PO contains I know bunch of the thing is like
I don't know. I think I'm gonna go on about it
How do you build this chat? Somebody explain since you guys want to call me
stupid always.
Oh, it's too different. So we got to build one and then we got to build another.
Oh
I think we grab these
P7
So you put that there this
And then w1 what does W1 this
Does he not want to talk?
Should I try to make friends with him?
Hello?
You don't fuck with me?
Diamond Jim made Bro like his cat.
You guys think I hate it fucking?
Yo, am I fucking done?
I'm gonna freak out bro.
I'm over stimulated bro.
I don't want to do this any food.
I'm not doing this any more.
Like where?
Where are you now that I need you?
Where has you now that I need you?
Are you parodying Jara?
Uh, yeah, bro.
Bring the action.
Who knew you had the club?
It was like a zombies remix from Black Ops 2.
Yo, this is...
When your ass don't work like they do.
Alright, what was your favorite parody growing up?
Minecraft parody.
This is going to tell me a lot about you, by the way.
My favorite Minecraft game.
This is going to tell me a lot about you.
There's a lot.
No, everyone knows the answer. There's one.
I mean, it's just like the common one. It's like creeper.
Oh, like that's just like...
No, that's classic, though. That's like cheap.
There's a lot of good ones.
There's like...
Talk to me.
Go ahead.
I know you're looking at that cave
and you're feeling kind of brave.
Just put the pick away.
Or this is diamond sword.
No, no, no
No, that was I I hate it
About Merch of them you bought merch. Yeah, they had like this one merch. I was like them and outer space about that shit
It's like the hardest stuff.
I'm hard as fuck.
So why doesn't this go in?
Like, maybe you'll meet at a bar.
I think my favorite like Minecraft content
that I'd actually consume is like cops and robbers
and don'ts.
Skye does Minecraft cops and robbers.
Cops and robbers and don'ts.
Don'ts.
Don'ts.
Don'ts.
Don'ts.
Don'ts.
Don'ts.
Don'ts.
Don'ts.
Don'ts.
Don'ts.
Don'ts.
Don'ts.
Don'ts.
Yeah, I don't know how to fucking do this, bro. This is like actually broken nobody on the ideas
I think this is like a two-person
I need you to hold this like this
Please well overstimulated why is it that playing Lego games at 39 years old?
Did you see that when I asked for that, it was a distance 8.
It looks like 27 and up.
How old is that?
Like 55, at least.
Are you working?
What are you trying to do?
Am I doing it right there?
Are you sure there's not something that needs to be done?
Maybe after.
Please just go in like why is it going?
What food did you get Gilbert?
I'm like sweating!
Noodles?
I love noodles.
Damn I'm hungry.
I'm so hungry I can't eat.
Is your name Clonkowski?
No.
I'll be pretty quick.
So, I have a question chat.
Does anyone with a brain want to tell me what I'm doing wrong?
Like burgers?
Not even gonna fucking appreciate this.
I'm dead ass here.
He's like, you know he's not.
That's the craziest thing.
He's just gonna fucking meow for food like a fat fuck.
He might like it though.
Maybe
But look at how much juice
It's really like mostly
Okay, if one hits yourself gold
I'll be honest with you chat. This is a hot take you talked about this before
Bro, I'm trying to get into mangoes, y'all.
I just can't.
Mango?
It's just really not good.
Like, I don't know, maybe I'm deadass eating the wrong ones,
but man, it is just not that good.
It really is it, bro.
I don't know if it's about mango, but it's all good.
It really isn't that good.
Is it mango season?
Yeah, bro.
I mean, it's just like, I just want to get fucked in my ass.
Like, this is so fucking hard to do.
I just don't like them, Chad.
I don't know.
They're not that good.
Like I don't like the flavor.
Maybe I'm just having the wrong type though.
Like I haven't had like a good mango.
You okay bro?
You're stimming?
What did you just type?
Did you just type?
You didn't type right there.
Oh.
You're so gay.
You're so gay.
Hey, so because I don't like a fruit
that automatically makes me gay.
Okay, name the top three fruits.
So that's what there's, that's what they're saying.
Have you had it with chamoy?
I had watermelon with chamoy.
Oh my Tremoli, you're making me crazy.
Me home.
So I'm bringing it out.
So I'm getting it.
Dude, USA actually play against fucking bones here today.
Listen, bro, top three fruits, go.
I'll tell you right now, ready?
It's probably gonna be...
And this is gonna get controversial.
No, no, but I have strawberry for me.
This is so basic.
That's actually gonna be better.
I'll tell you this, ready?
This is gonna get controversial, you ready?
Ready?
Like, it's gonna get...
Like, this is where people are gonna start looking at me
and they're gonna be good.
No particular order. Pineapple. That's good. Now this one's going to be controversial.
You ready? Do you actually have a top three? There's one that I actually think and I got
told I was stupid since last time. Lemon. What? Yep. I actually like lemons. I think
They taste good, I think they go good with everything.
They do go good with everything.
Yup.
So it's like, I don't think it's that bad.
Chad, I'm being serious.
I think I can eat lemons.
Yeah.
I don't know if I'm right or something.
But that's what I'm saying.
Lemons go good with everything.
And then this is where it gets fucking tricky.
I'm a big fucking orange guy.
It's either orange or peach.
I don't even know if I saw you eat orange or peach.
Are you crazy?
A tangerine, a fucking, what is the baby one's called?
What did the baby get cuties?
That's what I'm saying, bro.
Like, that's not even bad.
Show me the cuties.
Okay, so here's my problem about strawberries.
Here's my problem about strawberries.
I know a little bit of shit about the government.
They're like manufacturing strawberries now
to the point where they're just like pieces of shit.
Like a good straw, like, I mean.
Yeah, but I'm saying like strawberries.
Strawberries are like really bad now.
Like they're like, I don't know if you could even Google it
like what the inside of a strawberry
it's supposed to look like that one had like fuzz all in chocolate strawberries
yeah chocolate strawberries are good if you're fucking like five years old
I think they're pretty good.
Yeah.
Well.
What about like honeydew?
Like a good honeydew is like.
What is a honeydew?
There's a green, this green.
Like a good one of these is like really good.
It wasn't the drawing.
But like a bad one is really bad.
What is that?
It's like a melon.
A melon?
It's like the same like, it's like the size of like a baby
watermelon.
Oh my god, I'm an idiot.
Why are there hand prints in the fireplace?
What the fuck is there doing why is there a hand print in the fucking fireplace?
Who's trying to like
I like grapes from their salads
Yeah
Why's there a dead ass handprint in the fireplace?
Did someone like get burnt?
What Zozo? Fuck Zozo. Zozo can dead ass die in a fire, bro. Literally. Like Zozo, if you're here come kill me, bro.
I don't give a fuck. Like I'm dead ass serious.
Weak ass fucking ghost.
Why did I just get added in a tweet and it came on my timeline and someone added me and
said what do you even do?
The fuck is, that's my friend, wait, let's fucking add, how do I get a notification?
You guys are retweeting that?
Where are you going?
I'm going to finish from now.
Okay, so now I need a WJU, or what?
Bro, maybe I don't need Pepsi.
I'm not even kidding.
Hey, bro, it's coming along.
Like, Chad, one thing about me
is I pick up things very fast.
Like, it could be sports, it could be like games,
it could be, I don't know, bro.
You're kind of like my boyfriend.
What am I good at, bro?
Sports, games, even.
Building that.
Building that can do newly getting ideas.
Bro, you ever let, it's like Elton Ring,
My skill set is upgrading every day like while people are declining in progression. I'm inclined
Well, I'm like
I remember when motherfuckers doubted me now look
I'll wind all the holes
Dude, am I kidding?
I look like I'm going to get a job like construction.
What's that, bro?
I want to build like an actual building.
Oh my fucking god, Lason.
I fucked up the holes.
Is it over?
I fucked up, bro.
I gotta move this one.
Oh my fucking god.
My fucking god!
That could never happen in actual construction.
I'll get fired.
Oh my god, is it in here or is it just hot?
It's hot as fuck.
Bro, my balls are soaked.
No, it's hot.
I don't know if it's hot.
I don't know if it's hot.
I know.
Your guy's so warm.
No, it's cheap.
No, no, no, no.
Wait.
This is what real construction looks like Chad, I got you.
I'm soaked.
Is this what they do for construction?
They do this much shit?
Does anyone in my chat work at a job like that?
Ow.
Hey.
Are you in?
Are you in?
Are you in?
Are you in?
Are you in?
Why do I know that?
I mean, what is that?
It's just a viral little meme.
Wait, how does the meme go?
It's just like, are you ready?
It's just like it.
Wait, I think I did it.
Now that I think about it,
like when I did shoot with Pepsi,
like what did he genuinely do?
Like if we look back at it,
like when I built the house, that was low key me.
The zip line was low key me.
The slide, I'll give it to him.
That was a day for him.
But like.
This is a day for penos.
A day for penos?
Oh my god, this one's sneaky golem, it's in the corner.
This map kinda looks like it'd be office.
What?
Has there ever been a construction worker that fucked up and it just like fell like years later?
I actually don't even know, probably.
Ah, bro.
I can't do this. This is like, I actually need Pepsi.
Can everyone at Pepsi? Maybe he'll spawn?
It's not going in is that good sounds that had to be good sounds yeah, but now I could be honest
He need this screw like Chad do I need to screw in everything?
Bro, why am I sweating while doing this like am I that out of fucking shade like I'm dead ass serious
I'm like this out of fucking shit.
This is just hot, Loki.
Oh, but like...
There we go.
Alright.
Next up, P3, P4, P3, P4.
Oh, what the fuck was that?
I had to kick that ball in the basement back in.
Okay, bro, I'm gonna be honest with you.
Go ahead and be honest with me, I hate people lying.
Fortnite just texted my phone.
What did they say?
They said, check the item shop tonight with a shush emoji.
Like a shh.
No matter what I'm doing with my skin, he's gonna be doing a shh-melt modding.
I would kill myself if Maureen got edible for me.
I genuinely think that if Maureen had a skin, every single person who used it would be like Peter Watt.
Also, I'd probably be okay to win a skin.
Why?
Well, they'd probably automatically make you have a smaller hitbox because it has a low percent body fat.
It would probably take one swing to break any wall, any material, because he's strong as fuck.
And any guy you picked up will probably automatically turn into gold because he has the mightest touch
I gotta know what his ego is like you're in this shit like
What the fuck is this
Sweden actually chat I'm not even trying to be disrespectful like what the fuck do y'all even do
When does USA play? How many hours? 45 minutes. Say it on God. Yes. You want to watch that together?
They go on discord though? I'll watch it. No. Chat, USA game? Nabs or no? Let me know right now.
We'll show it 100% because like, I mean, I don't know. The way I see it is like it would just suck if USA lost.
Like I'm not like the biggest fan, but I'm not either. I'm a larp larp so whore. Yeah, I'm not like USA to do that.
Oh, honestly, we should honestly be happy that the United States is in the World Cup because...
I mean think about it, places like India have 1.5 billion people and they're not going to go up.
And you're suspecting numbers aren't you?
Alright, next up.
Okay, EDD.
Sounds like a half a Thanos.
No troll? This looks like a half a Thanos. You're right.
Or a popcorn cooker, a jiky-pop.
Oh what?
I'm headed at it.
I
Be honest I've been hiding something for you for years
Got me honestly sure. I'm actually not
My god, no, I'm not just you have it today. What are you doing boys? Yeah?
Holy fuck, man.
Dude, you got our time?
By the way, the master budget was right in the video, but Arc2 is in it.
So this whole time I got trolled.
So why would I not end my stream right now?
Give me one of the reasons.
Well, basically your reaction is going to go viral.
They're probably clipping up and, you know,
making the most coolest creative montage I could think of.
Okay, so what's the next thing, bro?
Like, just, just, just on the action, you have like four girlfriends?
Yeah, Joy man, his cameraman, and his ex.
He's dating all three.
You're going to hell.
I'm not going to hell, bro.
I'm not doing anything, but just pointing out the obvious.
Chad, how many girlfriends are you allowed as a guy?
Damn, Burger King might actually really like this.
Like, Meg is just chilling in this.
I know.
This is good news.
But there is a trick, though.
Carrying it out to stairs.
No, I'm a strong man.
Okay, yeah.
And if anything, we can call more than up.
Oh, too.
I mean, I don't think he could definitely carry it with his eyes closed.
I haven't even read my chat, bro.
Chat, have we missed?
Like, oh, Jake Future texted me.
Oh, that's epic.
He said, are you going to Fanatic's vest?
Yes.
W Jake in the chat.
W fucking Jake.
So they look like I have three chins today or not?
No, I'm just bigger people than you right now.
Baby, we'll meet in a bar, we'll drive a funky...
It's not that funny, dick-rotter.
It is, I'm not gonna lie.
Eh...
Do you like me?
Yeah.
I'm gonna say that one.
You know what I kind of thought of yesterday?
I'm not even sure.
What is in your pocket?
That was...
are you dead ass that's probably been my fucking for so fucking long so you're
talking to down it so you're got it that's nice you wrote that's fucking nice
I don't even know it like that.
I don't remember doing that.
My location wasn't awful.
My phone was just dead, bro.
What if a mountain lion just walked in right now and just mauled me to death?
Like, would you just record?
Yeah.
Yeah, you know it's crazy.
They told us that in this house, I'm not kidding.
I don't know if you knew this.
They said there was a mountain lion that came in here once.
He saw it?
Yeah, because they left the doors open.
Because they left the doors open they said it's cold in here, so when it's hot like they'll come in here
If I'm out like in here, bro, I would just
I don't know, Berber's fat ass can go in this.
Alright.
Next up!
P5, P5, P4.
Wait.
What?
Oh no.
You're definitely fucked up.
Uh...
Ooooooh!
But there's another sick one underneath there.
No, but there's no O.
Oh no.
Oh no.
What's the problem running into the problem? It says DC this P4. Where does that go into?
And I supposed to
Chad
Chad
There's a hole here. Is this anything? Oh, is that what I'm supposed to do it. Oh, no
Oh no, I mean does it matter? No like genuinely I don't know. I literally don't even know what's happening.
Oh no, oh fuck no.
What's the problem? Were you not supposed to put these in here?
No I think we're good.
Hey there's always burgers happening.
Burger are you in the chat right now? Guys is he in here? Make sure he's not in here. And if he is tell him to leave.
I want to make sure burger's not here.
If you're on YouTube right now, smash that Like button
with your Right Pinkie!
P5, P5, P4.
Da da da da da da, da da da da da, da da da da da,
da da da da da da, da da da, da da.
P-fuckin' water.
So I believe if I'm not mistaken,
it might go right here.
So you shove that in right there, then you do that,
and then you just give it a little twist.
Oh, am I the only one who knows about the grapefruit technique growing up?
I know that, I'm the one who's gonna hit me.
That was a video about that, that's all the time I was there.
Is that even on YouTube anymore?
I don't know, I think I got some of those deleted ones.
Bro, I only see P6's and it says P5, maybe it's a visual one?
I'm just gonna have to put these in.
I'm not kidding.
There's so much lost media like that.
What do you mean?
And you nod your head, yes, but you want to say no.
What do you mean?
Save it for another time.
Ooh, you like that shit.
Stay here. Don't move.
All right, so now you have to come here to do this one.
Oh, now it's getting serious.
Now it's getting serious. Get your eye was here, Bernie.
This is where it gets serious.
Okay.
So, we gotta go back a couple stages, check your pen, you got this man, says Pepsi.
Hey, good chap.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, why do I see a title from where kindness is we broke up with heartbreak
emojis?
I gotta have my shirt on, I gotta wash this.
Oh my god, bro.
Who did he break up with?
Who the fuck did he break up with?
I hope it wasn't the girl I met his mom, bro, because she did ask him and slept over on
everything, bro.
And now they're done.
I'm not getting on Macha that's actually gonna make you laugh
that was like five scrolls ago
The community value in that is seriously something I can never be forgotten. It's like a lot of people don't realize the community value in that.
Okay, can I ask you a question, bro? Yeah. Do you mind holding this up, just real quick? Just like, so just, I need you to just do this. Can you just do this instead of drawing real quick?
I like the point. It's like, maybe we need it or not.
Okay, hold that up really high, and if you fuck up, I'm gonna die.
Oh, you know we should recreate first stream.
Oh, what? Don't we?
Climb into Empire State Building proposing a Boba.
I don't know what's worse though, like pose or like climbing. I think you just climb a pushers climb by yourself
Oh my god, that'd be far and then you would just go on dates with you. I'm down
Doesn't matter to me. Yeah, honestly, yeah, I was off tech shit. Okay. I was really off. I understand
Like do you ever just like a jealousy wish for her? No, definitely not just not really jealous just like what are you doing?
That's why you have a girlfriend
But I love my girlfriend
So, why is this not fucking working?
I don't know.
I got up on my Birkin, it's Birkin, she says she a virgin, it's her turn, she my biggest
fan, she always lurking.
Maybe, well, maybe.
You gotta get addicted to rivals.
Why?
So you mean something to play?
Yeah, let me just not stream ever.
What are you playing?
What are you playing tonight?
Yeah, so he doesn't stream.
Who's SLG in my chat right now mad because Sylvie's never alive because he's playing
Wizard 101 or he's playing more Marauder rivals and he's probably asleep right now.
He does not.
I think he is in there this morning's screen sharing Wizard 101.
Said you're running out of time what do you mean?
You're much crazier.
Hold on, just ignore this because I'm trying to get some.
Do you hear it?
Does it have a heartbeat?
I got a fucking, huh?
Ow!
No.
Like, what the fuck?
Is it in?
Are you in?
Are you in?
Oh, yeah, there we go, kibby.
You're like that shitty fucking slut.
Do you talk dirty over it or not?
It's not like dirty over it, come on, bro.
I'll be honest with you like I used to talk dirty my accent to my mom
I can't say can you blow my whistle, baby, okay, that's very obviously that's all my mom got on the car
Didn't she ever like not damn like
Ain't that whistle though
No, no, no, no.
No?
Oh, OK.
My wallet?
My wallet?
Let me know.
Because I feel like people will, like, go ahead.
Go ahead, there you go.
Because like most people, right?
Like if your mom's bad, you can admit it.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
Most people, if their mom is bad, they can probably admit it.
Like Drew Wall, he could probably say he has a holler.
He could probably literally say that.
Drew Wall's lucky he gets to suck on his mom's tits.
I don't even know what Drew Wall's mom looks like.
I don't know, I'm not gonna lie.
Lee Bird, do you live a hot lawn?
Like would you just continue your mom's bash?
Since we're on this.
I think my mom's beautiful, bro.
Well, that's not what I ask.
I don't have to.
We don't say beautiful,
like does your mom make some shit
like we throw it out for the night?
No, dude.
You just said, there's a difference between bad
and beautiful, like bad is like, okay, it's just, you know.
Yeah, other people, they can have a bad mom.
My mom told me she used to work at a nightclub.
That's just her advantage.
No, she said she was, she used to like hang up the coats.
She's trying to dodge her bro.
No, my mom's been telling me that bro.
Do I gotta change this topic?
I mean bro, it's like, it's like-
It's like you want us to stream or not?
Yeah, that's what I'm saying man.
It's also like, have you ever-
Oh, no, no.
Yeah, I should not.
I've seen my dad's penis I don't have any memories of him but like I just really remember his penis.
Did he have it like that?
No.
Really?
He was like okay though.
Yeah.
He was more like a more like a birthy type of guy.
Oh fairies yeah.
Yeah.
Fairies?
Let's see how I'm not.
Where did you see?
I gotta get back, bro.
I got a disc.
I should see that again.
Yeah, I gotta do a whole music video
and just get like five different people to collab with,
you know what I'm saying?
Check.
Can I get a re-tweet?
I gotta get back.
I gotta get back for a little C-nat.
Okay, so here's the trick here, right?
This is like finding the clit.
Like what the, sorry ladies, close your ears real quick.
How many girl beers do you think are watching right now?
No, these two.
If you're a girl type you make your boy type me and if you like totals type 3
Yeah, bro, but I really went from being like one of the greatest 4-night players to building a fucking mansion for burger
You know me fine players probably wish they could be doing this
Well, I'll be honest come y'all
Sometimes I look back at my competitive career and like I don't want to admit this on the screen, but
What if they're right? What if I was like a one-trick wonder?
At least you'll probably always be able to say like to clicks like you don't have enough to see that's not yeah
Yeah, I know it's like fuck
Isn't that like genuinely sad though?
Like imagine dedicating your every moment of life to a video game and you just stumble fucking rando just beats you in it, right?
It's actually kind of sad you also lost a 99 kill lead to black women. Oh my god
Yeah, we try to say like it only like to the guy everyone knows that
I need you to run right back to me
No, why would I ever do that I could kill him in three rounds
The thing is, yes, I'm his kryptonite.
Like we used to PG, I know how he plays.
Bro, I could beat Peterbot, I'm not kidding.
I genuinely think I could beat him now.
Do you like your play again?
He dodges me.
I saw your point, did it too,
but when we're in central, you said,
we're gonna be on lag.
Why would I be on lag?
Can you see if he's gonna be able to play out?
Yeah, but.
What do you got?
Chris's house?
He's gonna be in the film house.
Should I have a word?
I need to line up the fucking hole, bro, I can't.
Now I'm not in peace with luck, though.
Did you know anyone that would whisper their words after they'd talk in your younger?
Oh my god, I do know a character that.
His name was Joe.
His name was Joe Ashinson.
I knew something about that.
I knew something about that.
Yeah, I knew something about that.
I knew something about that.
I knew something about that.
I never do that shit
It was special as fuck. Did you ever like try to do it like it's like look you thought it was weird that you didn't do it
No, I used to look at him and be like what the fuck is wrong with you
I have a picture of him holding a knife to one of my friends
It's probably deep in my phone. You must see I could find it. So he was a lunatic
I could probably find it. His mom probably wouldn't be happy because he's definitely on the spectrum. So like
It's okay. I was doing a little bit spend
Let's see if I can find it.
It's probably deep in my camera roll, give me a second.
Guys, there's no fucking ghost here.
I can hear a check if I can find this in like five seconds.
I've never...
Hold on.
Are you going on Snapchat memories or are you camera roll?
I have a lot of weird shit in my camera roll.
Give me one second.
Oh, here it is.
His name was Joe Ashes and he had a knife and then he walked up to my camera roll.
friend with a knife and I took a picture of him. He used to be like...
You know he also used to... I needed that shit bro.
Bro he also used to go around doing this. Best meets? No but he did it before
the emote even came out. I'm not even kidding. He's out of the game bro.
Any booty pics of you? Guys if I had a booty
pics none of y'all would get it. But if you want to see an OG picture of Stumble
Robert, let's see what I have that's never been seen in this.
I don't know what these audios are going to be so just...
Digging into the arcoge's audio is dangerous.
It's dangerous territory.
Oh god.
I've got some weird ones here. I don't know what these are, but I'm a little scared to show some of these.
My baby, this is my damn maker.
Hey, hey, hey.
Who are they?
You got bounce deck?
I got a bounce deck. Brighten that camera down, let me look at you.
Bounce deck?
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah, but Brighten that camera down, let me look at you.
shit boy you almost got your dick ate
yeah you almost shit
he almost got his dick ate the fuck off of him
shit you better stop playing with me raining whatever your name is boy
you almost got your dick ate the fuck off of you
playing with me like that
you got this motherfucker you almost got boy your pee hole almost came up with
your pee hole almost came up with
missed. The Pee-ho love came up missing but I'm gonna get your dick ate off your
boy. Stop playing with me. Stop playing with me that boy. You see how he busted
down. He put that phone down and that boy went
busted down the middle of that dick. You are gonna get the whole Pee-ho in
about you. I eat your pee hole, I eat your pee hole.
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know, Rob, it's like a minor, too. It's a lot of weird things.
I think I got that person again, too. Somewhere deep in my camera roll. What is this? Like,
Some of this shit, like I just don't know if I should show, bro, like...
Did you not get banned if I showed too much shit?
Like, some of this is definitely bad stuff.
Hold on.
Oh, gosh.
This is me with my ass cheeks out.
Dude, I feel like everyone's camera roll has, like, weird shit.
What is this one?
Damn, I low-key miss being a child.
Like, not like a weird way, bro, but, like, looking back at your camera, you realize that
time just moves so fucking quick.
Like, Dan, bro, whatever happened to the fun times of life, Liz, like, what happened?
Yeah, it's over.
It's like, actually, over, huh?
Yep.
Is this Klicks' asshole when I was 17?
Oh, yeah.
Here, look at this.
That's clicks at like 15 years old, humping the shit out of my face.
And there's a lot of weird shit.
Guys, that's not the ghost of RB behind me, chill out.
Alright, let's finish this house, we have burgers waiting and then we got to watch...
Ooh, we said some crazy shit.
You almost got your dick ate the fuck off!
Maybe who me to the bar, he'll drive a funky mutter, whoo shit!
That's a nice remix.
Alright y'all, wait it's actually coming together.
Like low key though.
We are chattin'!
Are they even know her?
Oh that's fucked up again, didn't that?
Now.
Now.
Number seven for Brazil.
Oh no. Did I fuck up again?
What am I genuinely fucking good at?
Oh my. Like I'm not a say a bad word bro.
Oh my god!
I'm about to scream and shout and let my matter out.
And scream and shout and let it out.
I'm screaming all we all we all we all
I'm screaming all we all we all we all
I'm about to scream and shout and let the matter out
Woo!
Can I ask you something real quick?
Yeah
What am I fucking good at? Like genuinely
Can you tell me? Like I'm trying to know
Can you actually tell me?
No, because I just fuck up everything
bro look at this little fucking cheeky little shit they got going on
bro there's like a secret hole somewhere right here I'm not kidding I'm
swear to God bro like where is it look it's a secret fucking hole
could be worse but I could be 39 years old playing fucking Lego Batman
chat when GTA or not GTA when Black Ops 2 comes out be honest are we playing
that bro I feel like I I don't know what it is but like I look you want to get
master prestige yeah I'm gonna do a 72-hour streamer we have to build that
You gonna be sick that day?
Yeah, I literally have COVID coming up.
What would you do if I had like a first time disease in the whole United States?
Would you still camera it for me?
Yeah, I mean, why would I not?
Dude, you know what's crazy? You used to get banned on Twitch if you talk about COVID.
Yep. Who remembers that? Probably me.
Maybe they had something to do with it? I don't know.
You know what I was gonna say? Something to and I could do for God. I don't even know if it was important.
Oh, thanks for sharing with us.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
What you call him?
Oh, I'm listening.
I just got to think of it.
Okay, yeah, go ahead.
Just do me a sec.
Take your time, bro.
Did you think of it?
Oh, yeah, you let me ride his thingy.
What?
Yeah.
I'm not gonna lie, you just made my thingy go up.
What do you mean he let you ride his thingy?
You wrote his shit you talk about his purple bike bro purple but oh
You know fun facts of a yeah, but a dad got his bike
I I got I got on it and within not even 0.5 seconds. I drove right into Kimmy's car
Well, I see right. Yeah
Yeah, and then she told me that I have to fix the paint and then I just told you I told her I'm like no
It's like DTM where you parking
No, it's like, why am I such a fucking moron?
It's like, bro, Berger, I'm not even kidding.
Like, you better deadass bring me millions of dollars again.
Like, this is just, like, does he deadass deserve
a house like this?
Like, this is just fudging ridiculous, bro.
That is pretty...
I can't get it in the hole, Ace.
How important is it?
Like, he's not gonna go under and lift up that piece.
I'm not tall enough for this.
I need more of him.
Like, motherfucker!
I sounded like fucking David Goggins
when he claimed it was.
You mother fucker!
Hey, that's a good one.
Bro, I don't know. I get ass don't know, bro. I'm a fucking...
Is it in? Check. Check.
Is it like moving it, although?
Are you in?
It's not. It's not.
Are you in? Are you in? Are you in? Are you in? Are you in? Are you in? Are you in?
Are you in bro? Are you like I'm gonna freak out. I'm gonna
It's it's actually not working is this
Oh, it's in and I'd be a bitch
And let me see what time you guys are good fuck the USA game
It's glitched on God chat. This is glitched look it's just not going in
Does it make sense
Look you see how it's in
I do think that is probably not as important
Well, there's just two on this on that. No, but this is on that keeps it
Well, everything keeps in this one and the one on the other.
Dude, I'm gonna fucking...
Ladies, pour up.
Ladies, use this audio if you're ever stuck in an Uber.
No, please.
Ladies, use this audio.
Oh my god, I'm an idiot. I could be doing this the whole time.
Ladies use this audio if you're ever in public, and you're scared. It's the middle of the night
All right, baby. I'm gonna be there in 30 seconds. Just give me one second. I'm around the block. I'm walking right now
You said there's a man following you. I got my gun. Where the fuck is he?
He wants to fuck with me. He's gonna fuck with the lightning in the thunder
No, that's for someone up there on the street
Oh, yo! Fuck this! Fuck you, Burger! You get as over there as shit!
I don't, I don't, I don't know, bro. These, I got as I don't know. This is the only one that's just like...
You just leave it then. Oh, I can't, bro. Burger's probably watching the stream here. What the fuck
are you doing? I just don't get it. It's in, but it won't fucking go in.
Jack, can somebody explain? Can you open the chat?
I can't, I'm fucking, I'm overstimulated!
I don't want to do this no more, bro. Why do I not want to do this?
Wait.
Bro, I just...
Oh, I got you.
There's a lefty-loosey righty-tidy.
There's a tight-n-the fur pillow.
Tighten what?
The fur pillow.
What the fuck are the fur pillow?
The fur pillow.
I'm actually gonna fucking...
I'm gonna take my shirt off, so your discretion is advised.
Someone said...
So, righty, righty.
Read the manual, ask Bernard.
Who the fuck is Bernard, do you need me to leave you home?
Oh, I'm dead ass, I'm dead serious.
Like, wait, oh, hold it like this?
Can you hold it like this?
You gotta like sneak attack it.
Hold it where?
Like pull it, like pull it a little.
Nope, good, we're gonna sneak attack him.
Oh my god.
Sneaky golem portal.
We're going in the pocket.
Oh my god.
I think I got it.
Keep holding it though.
Don't stop.
If you stop, I die.
Don't do it.
One got it.
You got a sneaky golem.
Oh my god.
You got a sneaky golem.
Look.
Hey.
Let's go, chat.
We did it.
My fingers are so short.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
We did it.
That's fucking good, bro.
You're not saying Kershwin's my viewers are watching, you know?
I said fucking.
It's a model Raleigh's reference.
That's what Rocky says.
He's using those two words.
Is this true?
Yep.
Chad.
You want to hear the good news or the bad news?
You let me know first.
Um.
Don't you forget about me.
No, no, no, no, don't you forget about me.
Alright, so it seems like we're doing this.
So who's going to help me carry this up?
You know, it sounds like the Venos gaming from Black Ops 2 when he was playing the skateboarding map.
Does that even know what I'm talking about?
One cake, one cake.
Brotherly salt.
I'm not even kidding, like, that dude Ten Riser, you know, like, no good, like, ruined my life.
Bro, like, I was like, actually such a fan, and they just like...
Gotta watch out when we get on VL2, bros, we'll be flying pancakes all this month.
Why not?
Like, bro.
Okay, so here's the tricky part today I count for a five-foot seven man
Come on together
three chats are not five seven five five two five one five four five foot four nine four
four twelve
Look at this bro. Did he deserve this shit?
I tried to control up all the caverns, what the fuck is that even doing?
Okay, so GG.
Wow, bro, you're really fucking helpful, ladies.
Like, this is helping me a lot.
Like is this what makes it...
Is this like making them giggle, bro? Like is this supposed to be like funny?
Doctor Lucy, are you tidy?
Damn, I can't wait to watch the USA game.
Dude, shut the fuck up! God damn it!
Don't tell me to shut up.
I got that shit stuck in my mouth.
Enjoy that bro.
Burger.
Burger, good job.
Yeah, what do you think his reaction's gonna be when he sees this?
Yeah, what do you think his reaction's gonna be when he sees this?
He's gonna put Ws in my G?
He might just go to Meowtown, bro.
I want to see that pussy do that.
No?
Oh, God.
Take on me.
Take on me.
Well,
my is falling in.
Hey, hey, hey!
Ron, I'm fine.
W promo.
What's up?
Well, hello.
Yeah, what's up?
I'm working right now.
Talk to me.
Can I show you on stream?
Yeah, go ahead.
Shocking.
Do you think, quick question,
do you think that you could land a plane in an emergency?
Duh, the fuck?
You take the, you take the, I know what it is, you take the one that goes like this, it's like a, it's like two bars, two beams or whatever, and that's the, that one makes you go down, I believe?
And then you'd slowly do it, but you'd actually, if you knew anything about planes, the trick question, you would activate the autopilot mode because it would slowly go down for you.
You're serious? Like you really feel like you could do this?
Yep.
It's a plane that's crashing.
Yeah.
Oh my God. Okay. That's all. Thank you.
Are you about to do a terrorist attack? What's going on?
No, I can't fire on her.
What is she talking about? Maybe she's in a plane that's crashing.
Sign for your call now.
What is she doing?
Bro, you're a dumbass. You built this in the living room. Why don't you bring the box to the room?
the room. Yeah, I'm really gonna take advice from someone's name who's 3712 broad lawn.
Like your name is literally 3712 broad lawn. You want me to take fucking advice from you?
Shut the fuck up. Watch me finish this shit, bitch.
Okay, so how do you-
I don't know what to finish it here.
Okay. Now here's the trick question, right? How do you get to the last one?
Wait, somebody needs some help.
I can assist.
I can't get it
Is it in okay, I need you to tighten it
Is it in okay, just twist it yeah
Okay, it's in there it's like a little tight here use this tool
How much was to do it bro, let's carry me up I could
All right, you know what?
Don't say that.
I'm done, done.
Bro, if one in a million years is not gonna be you.
It's fine, it's fine.
It's fine.
It can hold, hey, it can hold.
It can hold 130 pounds.
Is that bad?
130 plus fucking, I don't know, 30.
Okay, I need you to just take this and just twirl it.
It's actually getting tighter, yeah, I don't know nothing's working
Okay, good, you were good
You dropped that run for done pin drop
100 and 100 bro.
No, God no.
Oh, so those are the only ballots for those.
Shit comes with a twitch from fucking burger.
Oh, you gonna like that too, look at that.
Alright bro, chat, it's almost time.
Make sure to smash that like button right now if you're on YouTube.
If you're on Twitch, make sure to drop a W.
We're about to fucking deliver this to Burger.
We're gonna pimp his ride.
He's about to fucking freak out.
I'm not gonna lie, he might freak out.
All right, this is the trick you want.
You mean Marlon could do this?
Probably with a vascular tendon,
and then on his back, he shackles.
Hands behind his back, leg behind his back?
Wait, can I just close?
No, that would be a good one.
All right, chat.
How do you think we did?
Yo, I'm not gonna lie, look at the mic right here.
This is a fucking holy shit.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Wait, you ego lows?
Rrrr.
Rrrr.
Lows, polos, with the...
100 gifted subs.
Loose you are fucking love bro. Can we get a W Loose with a Harvard Vantage guys shout out fucking Loose today's his day
I'm dead. I see it shout out Loose
Thank you so much Loose you matter and by matter you mean the daddy
Shout out to you man. Take a shot for me tonight kid. I mean not kid. You're like birdie, but it's okay
Take a shot for me. W Loose in the chat. It's time to you deliver this to burger if you're ready dropping me
Hey, bro this is like, if I had a house like this, like.
Hey, this is fucking one, two, three, four, five, six,
you have her in eight storage bro.
It's time bro, nobody at fucking burger in the chat.
Okay, so, everyone knows row number, wait what the fuck
is this?
Oh no, wait.
No.
Is this where it's going to this?
No, definitely not. I'll probably just rip...
Uh, look for one of these, like, little metal pins.
Oh!
If you really want to.
Oh, Ron, I broke it.
I can go right here.
This one has a... I think...
Oh, no, it's tight as shit.
Oh...
Alright, fuck him.
Yeah, here's a shit ton, whatever.
Alright.
First things first, you have to let your trash.
Thanks.
Alright, now, what comes to Chippin' Cart?
Last.
Right.
Right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left,
right.
Whoo!
Don't take a breather, bro, but I don't want to...
Hey, no ease, no hush up, no knees, no elbows, no eyes, no nose, bro.
Don't you dare think about H2O or you will be shot.
Oh, fuck.
Hi, Burger.
I got it, you dude.
I want to be like that one being where the guy is holding the boulder.
Ready?
You got to wall it!
You got to wall it!
Now do a hundred burpees with it!
I think he's watching the stream.
Okay, everyone be quiet.
I'm just getting quickly, okay?
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
What's up, Burger?
What's up, Burger?
What's up, Burger?
What's up, Burger?
What's up, Burger?
What's up, Burger?
What's up, Burger?
What's up, Burger?
What's up, Burger?
What's up, dude?
Damn, Burger.
This shit's cool as fuck.
I'm just gonna, I'm gonna move it real quick, okay?
All right, let me just, uh...
Let me just...
Now, I know, Burger, I know.
This is your home.
You love this.
Makes you happy, etc.
But put this bad boy right over here for now.
I'm off.
Burger just texted me.
What?
No!
Oh, you're kidding.
Say yo, what the fuck, bro?
I'm like, real.
Burger, are you good?
You good?
He wants to check up on him.
Hey, are you good?
Hey, I got something special for you.
You ready?
Get in the bathroom!
Get in the bathroom!
Dude, the bathroom's like 200 degrees.
I know, it's fine.
All right, ready?
We gotta be quick.
Look at this fucking dimensions.
All right.
Oh, my fucking god, he's gonna freak out.
Holy establishment.
All right.
All right.
All right.
Oh my god.
Right in the sun?
My god, the sun going in his bed.
I love that, is it?
Alright chat.
Now we show him.
Come on, come on.
Yo, Berg!
Berg? Berg?
Hey.
Come here.
I got a surprise for you.
You've been such a good boy.
You made me hundreds of millions of dollars.
Today's about you.
Come on.
Introducing, Berg.
You're a $500,000 new house!
Look, Burger!
Look, do you see it? You don't notice the difference?
Look, you didn't see it.
Oh, look!
Oh!
Oh!
Yeah!
He's scared, bro.
Hey, it's okay.
You're scared, I know.
He gets scared of new things.
He was scared of his house before.
Come out.
Listen, baby, he's okay.
He's okay.
He's okay.
He's okay.
He's a good burger, huh?
Check it out, bro.
It's a new house.
Here.
Just let him come out and he'll explore.
Hey, you're scared of the house before.
You're scared of the house before.
Just let him come out, he'll explore.
He'll explore.
He'll come out.
Bro, Chai, I'm not going to lie.
Hell, I'm grateful.
Should I kick him?
I'm not going to lie, bro.
You get that shot, brother?
Hold on, bro.
Just...
Bro, Burger, come here.
Yo, Burger.
Yo, Burger, are you serious?
Come here.
Come here, Burger.
Come here.
You're going to fucking like this shit or not.
Oh, fuck.
You're not going to fucking fuck shit, Burger?
NO FUCK YOURSELF!
I love you the other times I had
The times that you and me had
Is he dead?
He's not moving
Maybe he has a pulse
El owner, what the fuck?
Guys, I don't know what you're gonna do
What burger, bro?
No, I don't give a shit
Long live burger, all you want, rest in peace, bro
And not cover back, bro
You wanna disrespect me?
You took care of that shit
I don't give a fuck is that
It's not gonna hurt you why is he scared of me chat? Why are cats scared of towers like this?
You know, it's like it's like you ever take the baby that's like two years old you throw him in the water
You got to teach him how to fucking float
I can't learn this shit with fucking packets, yo.
He's gotta be face to face with it.
Art, look, you see it?
You see it now?
I know it's not as awesome.
Yeah.
Come on.
Come on.
We just go to the bathroom.
Come here.
Here.
Here, come here.
Come here.
Come here, fat ass.
Whistle.
Now we wait.
Stop.
I'm here you fucking pig you don't know if I'm here whatever chat whatever Al
burger Al Ron I thought he would like this more bro I just wasted all my money
That's worse than charity.
That's fucking terrible, bro.
Like, bro, I don't understand.
Bro, you wouldn't think you'd be fucking ecstatic.
Okay, let me ask you a question.
Do you want to do a house?
Yeah, I love a fucking eight-story house.
What is it?
I don't know, at least react.
I thought you'd speak to the profit.
Be close to me?
Yeah.
You're done?
Okay.
Can you do me a favor?
What?
It's gonna be weird.
Can you get on fours?
I cannot do that for me bro
I'm sorry bro
Just pretend you're a burger, please
I can't bro
Oh please
Alright, you know what?
Just go outside
Okay
I'm just coming in like after
Like that, just come right back in
Can I come in?
oh oh burger you've grown since I was a little boy
yeah I was gonna say bro the plot's gone bro
this is nice stuff Chet, no? like if I had a cat I would like him like this right?
yeah it's nice and shit this is a big ass fucking house and he likes heights he'll
go up to the top all right grown dude you're grown man
23 guys that's his age limit I'm fun oh I thought there's
or someone going to an out, out, out, out store.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I was saying WStream, like, we're not about to watch USA.
Now the question is, do we watch on Discord?
I'll mood it.
Now the thing about Discord Chat is I have to legally watch it on sh- like another website.
Does anyone have a link or can I get a YouTube TV?
Do you have a YouTube?
I don't have a YouTube TV.
You could ask.
I don't know what else has Fox.
Fox has the games.
No, but I don't want to be fucking delayed, bro.
My whole chat always just spams gold and there's no fucking gold.
Yeah, so Fox is no delay, I think.
Also, by the way, I got you watching on the TV.
Yeah, the problem is the TV is hot downstairs, bro.
Nobody cares to watch on that.
Rather watch on Discord, and I could talk to you guys
like I click links, not about shout, not about,
oh, there's Bimbing Gold.
Okay, but before we do it, what should I order?
What are you in the mood for?
I don't know, such as the chat.
Chat, what should I order for food while we watch this?
Okay, I'm not gonna lie. There's a buy one get one free going on right now. What place?
Um, Tel Aviv Grill. Not kidding. That's the last place I expected to do a buy one get
one free. No, it's buy one get one 30% more. Yeah, there's a place called Dan Mott or Chinese.
I'm gonna order this string beans probably good
Chat okay. Do I have any Asian people much up? I gotta ask you. I mean, it doesn't even have to be like an Asian person thing
But like you too
I'll be honest with you is didn't type fun overrated
I'm not kidding didn't type fun might be my favorite spot ever Chad is that overrated or no
I think it's good as fuck that cucumber shit. Oh
Oh my no, they're saying it is bro chat. Does anyone here live in California drop of me if you do
Yeah, bro. I'd be going to the one. What's the mall chat that is it the Westfield mall chat
Does anyone know what I'm talking about it up any Asian ladies in the chat? They're trying out
No, Haley David a 10 matter thatters. Thank you. Thank you so much. Yes. Oh, it's century city century city
Thank you so much for the 10 gifted. I'm just ordering food real quick, man
I'm sorry guys, I know, Elron, Elron, Elron.
Ooh shit, why wouldn't get one?
Do you want something?
What you got?
It's called spicy oxtail noodle soup?
Oh, okay.
What about?
No, that's it.
I'm on a diet.
Why am I upside down?
Why are you all else rolling your shoulders?
I'll go, why am I upside down?
Hello?
I'm ordering
All right, I'll switch my shit now
You ready to watch or no? Yeah
You ready to watch you know and dominate
Yeah
All right chat who's ready can I get a me?
Now the question is if I watch this on a legal website, am I going to get like viruses on my computer? No
Like am I going to get like a lot of viruses?
Can someone give me an account like dead ass like outlaw, can you give me an account Keck walk?
Because like how delayed is it right now? Like what time is it in the game?
Right now. What time is it in the game?
Hold on, why do they call it soccer?
It's football bro, it's so disrespectful.
Can I get a retweet?
How does someone see me in the stream east chat?
What the fuck?
Guys, what time is it in the game?
What time is it in the game?
This thing is delayed by 30 seconds
I don't got a meter right I don't got a muted right outlaw confirm or deny right now quickly
Outlaw quick. I don't want to get then
Where's opera why is it downloading
Let's go USA
Let's go out well put the shit on the screen now
Put it on the screen now. Can we get a retweet out long? He wanted it on the screen
You get him even though this guaranteed their progression ways the volume too loud just for the team obviously ended up with a defeat
Is that better already?
Plain to get better
Results in that particular group. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. Fuck your cat tower. He was that shit
Why do I see an AI notification in my chat saying StableRenoto is getting bodied in an
R6 1v1 but refusing to give up, trolling instead of peeking and roasting the opponent
between rounds.
300 gifted on the line.
Wait, is someone screen sharing in my discord?
Yeah, can someone just screen share in my discord bro?
Low key?
Can I get a like W for that maybe?
Like come on.
in my discord screen share for me on like youtube tv side of a delay please
bro if you're rich bro just go in there who's rich in the chat now's your time to show off
now's your time to get a show off
wait marlin lacey and jason went to the fucking usa game
Damn bro, I never been to a game.
Hey, who's got- I'm not gonna lie, who's got it?
Oh shit, Aubrey Drake Graham!
Who is that? I'm about to move you to a private call so it's just me and you. Does this guy have it?
Is this guy have it?
Nah, this guy's using...
Oh god. Oh god.
Oh god. Outlaw, drag someone to my room that has it.
Stable or not, I was unfortunately passed away. His moderator team has made the executive decision to mortalize this channel.
outlaw drags someone to my channel who has it that's not on the delay
I'll be honest with you oh also by the way outlaw can you please I know you're like my daddy and
everything can you help me uh you know that thing chat what am I talking about where it shows
like the goals and shit on the bottom left. You know what I'm talking about or not.
A P by P. Stay by play.
You're so delayed. How about you shut up. I'm trying to get it right now.
If you haven't no delay join my discord bruh please.
Like please somebody do it.
Dude, I just installed what is opera, bro
It just installed without my permission
10 times
This guy just say Keqa
Yo, bro, do you have it
Yo, ashie broke on deafening
Like why are none of my newest rich ashie bro, you got it or not
Yeah, you got it or not
No delay
What the fuck are you watching is this the BPC
Oh
You got audio or no
What do you know? Yeah, something. No, you're not speaking audio, bro
Well, you're British. Yeah, bro. Oh god
Yeah, do you got it?
Yo, who has it bro?
Hello?
Dude, you got it or no?
No delay.
I do.
Why does everyone have such deep voices bro?
Let me see.
Screen share.
Okay, hold on.
Hold on.
Nice.
What is this hidden tab that I got on my fucking stream east?
What is this chat?
It was on for the whole five minutes.
I got some bad news though.
the single region oh my god like why why don't any of you guys decide well
you're delayed man I see who's not delayed bro I need someone who's not
delayed you'll ask you about your use this for a fuck you
nah it's over bro it's actually over I'm not watching this game oh god I'm not
watching this game this guy's streaming it in Spanish this guy's streaming in
Norwegian this guy's streaming it in British
Yo, bro, you got it or no?
Stabo, if you fucking-
Oh my god, bro, my fucking god, my fucking god.
Oh, this guy went live in my discord and he's not talking.
Oh my fucking god, say oh god it's in dutch like right. It's fine. It's fine. Oh my fucking god, bro
You're not even screen-sharing screen-sharing black
Wait one sec
Can somebody help?
Can somebody help oh wait that sounds fine wait this is English
use the bbc okay bring that bbc in my room bro do something
this bitch from Monaco it's not gay and this guy's screen share is lagging I'm
actually about a nine you know what I'm noticing chat all my viewers claim that
They have more money and they're more rich that they're more everything and then they're just like actually just burgers
This guy just gave up and get him out of my
Now fuck you
Yo, bro, do you got it or no?
Yo, bro, you got it or no, yeah, yeah, I agree. I agree. I agree. Oh god. I hear the accent. Oh god, bro
It's showing the bristage. Oh god, man
you know the British people are gonna have to do brothers just meet up rough
lock in just lock in make it louder thank you no
Mute my stream!
That's high through the middle too long.
Idea though, to get destined behind like that.
Yes, a great idea and the movement of the three people
with plans from USA a brilliant desk comes central.
Oh, ladies and gentlemen, it goes out to the right-hand side.
Why doesn't it even call the VVC champ?
What is that? What is that acronym?
Yo, you! You missed your mic, bro!
brother
Booth ass fucking like provider we're watching bro. It's called the BBC, bro
It's called the BBC the British broadcasting channel. Wait
Oh
Wait to check just one understanding when you're in the when you're in the box um
It's a penalty if you fall
Apparently he's been at every single game
A lot of them who he is
say on God my time what time is it in the game for me it's 52 Christmas
card list
bothered
Richards
Wait, they're saying there's like a delay
Robinson was in there
Get it from the covering defender
Onside
Yeah, it's Fox the leader now.
They're enjoying some good stuff down the right hand side.
No, it came off of us.
Yeah, he doesn't know anything about it.
Does he? Brilliant, though, from McKennie.
And that's, again, what he can do.
Good movement from midfield.
He makes those runs into the check.
Oh, the goalie caught a fucking knee to the face.
Holy shit.
Essentially, it's a deathly hurt.
Thought it was you, though.
You didn't claim enough.
Hey, yo, fuck this British shit, bro.
I got a fucking leg.
Thank you, outlaw.
Hey, bro, in the goal.
Go fuck yourself, man!
Bro, you're fucking...
Well, at least...
Well, at least, I'll fucking skew this!
Oh, look how much more pleasing it is to look at.
Oh my god, the goalie's actually dead.
Wait, what happened to goalie?
Dude, he dove for the ball and caught what was fucking needed to the face.
Dead Earth.
Is he okay?
Is anyone of my chat play soccer?
Let's do it again, you should put your team up.
But a lot of conversations, Barbara,
it's on this near left side here,
where we're talking about the relationship,
especially between the 4th of July.
Yeah, you know what everyone's just waiting for?
And Loki would have been cinema.
This is Loki.
I know people are going to retweet this.
Bro, imagine if USA played England on the 4th of July,
and we fucking, and then we beat them,
And then, oh my god, it is a cinema.
Fucking cinema.
Bro.
If the USA wins the World Cup, are we calling it soccer?
I'll be honest with you, if the USA wins the World Cup, everyone's gonna say it's rigged.
First time in the US, something is sus.
Something is definitely sus.
I
Get anyone who's up today, by the way guys on the lowest appreciation day, maybe you guys mean the world to
Richard's battling for that one
Oh
You're a star player, man. The fuck is he doing?
Wait, the USA is sponsored by ultra
Yo, thank you for the five gifted. Thank you Baker
Thank you so much for giving five of my broke viewers no ads for 30 days
Guys Kaisen that stops streaming for like eight months and he still has like 50k subs if I stop streaming tomorrow for eight months
How many subs will I have?
For the US the historical standard is get out of the group
Fall of the round of 16, but there's an extra round out this expanded world
Let's have to win a knockout game.
Ladies, good stuff for me, Mark.
Right?
I dropped the sub, fuck it.
Let's do it.
OK, unbiasedly, chat.
Do you guys think that your sub is valued in my chat?
For anyone who pays and doesn't use your sub?
Eggos had it beautifully, tell them off the chest,
trying to get back to it.
That was good work there.
It's a corner.
I'm a horrendous overwave.
What's not?
He thought he drew a foul.
So what could I do more for you guys
to feel like your sub is actually used for a reason?
You are customs so boldly
And he's looking for this foul. So there's no clear extension. Hey, you guys
Winter gets a dollar
Stream more how many hours why I need to stream a month for you guys to be happy right?
145 or something like that in June most of any team in the group stage at this tournament along with boss in her to go beat up
Tillman looking in on golf also gets a punch
500. How many hours do you think is actually good for like a stream a month?
Um, yeah honestly I don't even know what to come, I have no like, I'm embarrassing, I don't know the average, I got nothing.
I've got like 150. 150 I don't even know. Working a real job is a hundred twenty.
A month? Yeah. So it's like I'm working overtime.
look like the u.s. were in a pretty good spot
can you imagine they showed like stable or not on the jumbotron like it just cuts to an extreme
you should try to hack it tell me, try to hack it tell me
now nobody really watched this television anymore
the guy who scored their first goal once they were there
this is considered television
this is live tv
the only reason people are watching live tv right now is because of the World Cup
cop like no one actually turns on their TV and turns on the channels anymore
like they really don't like what is there to what is there to do if you get on
TV a lot has been on the US is right you guys are saying what are people what
are people actually pick it up hold on shit oh shit
oh
get up
There just kind of cross Amigos
So that's all the sponsor this
And that will take us when it's messy subbing into the USA doesn't play for Miami power aid
Couple of good looks no, I found out that's not how that works
But no gold here the knockout stage in Santa Clara between the United States
Okay, okay a hydration break is literally just used to a fucking make money brother sponsors
Bro fuck this shit. Why the fuck do I care about a hydration break? Like bro, I didn't get to use hydration when I play for the fucking diamond gym
It's fairs actually fairs
For what is drew like live tweet his life. I hate it so fucking much
Just got new Wi-Fi
Like bro, fuck you dead ass fuck you
Yeah, what is trying to fill trying to fill my shelf with toys reply with stuff here to put bro
Just be yourself how many replies to get beyond us
Dude, I'm not gonna lie. It has fucking 82. Oh, not bad. I'm just kidding. That's nine
Someone said triple T put across because Jesus King Legos
A picture of Marlin and then this dude says dude girl the fuck up toys. You're so retarded. Holy fuck
No wonder you have a fucking girlfriend. You're uh, it actually can't say the last word in that reply
Everything's a tap it with visa.
I'm gonna be late.
I'll be quick.
Come on man, we got food at the stadium.
Guys, is this ever gonna go away?
It's like shit on my nose.
I don't know.
Like when I poke the hole in my nose.
What?
You don't remember?
I pop this this.
Oh.
Bro, do you see what I mean now Chad?
Or know what about the light ting or no?
Do you see how it's like dark laser now?
You couldn't get it back on?
I do see how it looks dark.
Day
Bro, what do we do bro? I broke up with his girlfriend. I like and my shit's also
Let's go cloudy as shit. I'll run. Yeah, you shouldn't and that's stressful as fuck
Are you watching on Fox I'm watching one matter.com what is this?
a few minutes ago
Bricea poachettino now looking on having addressed his team
Sergey Barber is on the other side. What do you guys think Lois is doing right now?
As we said, this is what y'all think he's doing the three games for the US. They got out to early starts
Yo, fuck honor David a fog gifted. It's gonna be a different type of opponent a different type of game
What do you make of it so far? How does the US now navigate this? I would say look
It's still very positive start for the United States, but there's a lot of good run for president enough pieces
They look dangerous on a fat gold chat. I was talking to ladies about this yesterday
That was a set play as you think but outside of I think a gambling deal would affect my
Streaming her focus in your concentration and still keep the intensity high
I think like most as a gambling I didn't realize lows
Low says a deal wrong in your own end is that you drop and you play at the speed that they
It would?
Not good looks.
Not good looks, bro. If that... where the fuck typed that? If they got offered a gambling deal, they're taking it. Like, just go fuck yourself. I'm so deadass, bro.
Start to show I said most people say no, and then they get off her money and like damn why the fuck yeah
They would say yes in a heartbeat everybody saying no or should talking it well
Unless they're like the president actually have a real reason for the president fight to get me deal, too
Wouldn't take it
Isn't like one of those rich women in the whole world like a trader that's like with the presidency my stupid or no
But they do like inside trading
danger buying being 1v1 maybe starting a little bit wider himself now freeman
takes a late kick he goes down with a shout us benches furious referee says
play on freeman is down behind the play i don't know her name maybe i'll end up
dead i don't know but you know when you think about it isn't that
he's upset now i mean i don't care because i've done it before but i just
know this chat would freak out but i don't think it would affect anything
unless the chat lets it affect it i would just have more money to do more
shit. True, but people are twisted and say they're doing harm. I'll be honest with you,
gambling deals are definitely harm. Like, if a little kid went on the site, because of me,
I mean, that's, I truly believe that's his own fault. I'm not gonna lie. It is. If you have the,
if you have all the restrictions and you're taking all the precautions that you're told to do,
and the kid, and people are still going out of their way to break precautions, that's their fault,
I'm not gonna lie.
Perfect passes, you've got to take risks.
But those will be with that complainer.
He would have just retarded.
Exactly.
It's the people looking to do the wrong thing that complain about you doing something.
It's a kid they don't know any better.
Okay, well if you're a kid, get the 100 subs right now.
Now what?
He's your mom's credit card.
You see?
You see how these kids control themselves?
Exactly.
It's the same concept.
Tracking back.
That's the stuff he doesn't want to do.
What do the people get out of watching a millionaire spinning a wheel?
Absolutely nothing, that's my exact point.
I can just literally collect.
I mean, it's not a lot.
Gambling content is entertaining to some people.
Personally, I don't watch any slots.
I don't think it's entertaining, to be honest with you.
But, I like to do it.
Watching someone do a bonus on it, that's like getting jerked off from behind, bro.
Bigovich plays it in field read knocks it backwards for Richards. He saw the pressure coming and played it safe
Policic great touch it's held up gets away. Oh
Oh, oh my god, yo, the USA players
Oh my god
That's not a fucking
Bullshit bullshit this will be an interesting one trolley box
No, I saw he doesn't even want which they have not been doing too often is a VAR overriding a referee's call on the field
He's on site
So once he gets in the box in this position
There's definitely contact, but I think the thing you're gonna have here is did he fall over in a natural way?
We love you guys
No, the reason I talk a lot of chat is because like I see someone like low-savvy. I see XPC has it
He didn't have I'm just like bro. What's like why wouldn't I I don't know
What up Corey y'all Ron can you show the game I can't see it well if I show the game for even a second
I'm getting bad
Yeah, I think if I show the game even for like 30 seconds, I think people would just
like drop a bomb on the fucking house.
Blow it out of nowhere.
This rep is Loki bias. I'm like watching, but like, um, it's Loki something is going
wrong. Did you hear that? A 6 foot 7 defender?
The only
Half an hour played Santa Clara
This looks a bit for Bosnia her to go be a so far
Oh
It will. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, what?
Fucking American stun on the rules, bro.
Wait, is it offside shot or onside?
He's at goals and moments ruled against him. No way. It was off sides, bro
Well, I'm not king off sides is the worst rule ever. Oh my god, bottle line. Oh my god, bottle line
Retard take okay explain why off sides is good
It just makes the game boring imagine more goals that counted it'd be more fun
play
It was a great finish by ball again down to the corner right you're right by the way
He dead ass hit the LeBron emo that was actually kind of cinema
It's so good I got full back
Cherry picking. I mean who cares bro. Just
That's not me everyone in the chat put your hand in your pants just watch the game
Just for McKenny, not to worry, good pressure to by Raleigh.
Chad, is Jinxie almost done his league thing or no?
I'll look at tackle attempts and that'll be so much
inevitably whistled as a foul as DeMirovic goes down.
To three-and-a-half tackles there.
Do you think he'll get it today or no?
What's he trying to do, hit silver?
Yeah.
Three wins off.
He was titled as...
I miss playing video games with him, bro.
Yeah.
Hey, Rooks, they've been a 5. Damn.
Bro, it's offside by that much, chat.
They really care that much.
Wait.
Didn't they call an offside on someone for barely even like a pinky?
Yeah, it's big toes. The other game, just like, they're gonna share some shit for you.
What the duck do with the smoke and get the sub?
for a second ball here it's headed back in it's out by two
yo okay i'm not even trying to like form anything like soccer players for low players
whatever you recall have the best head in the game like bro they use their head for everything
i'm not even kidding they did us use their head for everything
given the opportunity like i don't know i don't know how they don't just get the head except their
header though
American's use heads not feet mad head game. What? I swear British people just type everything
in anything that comes to their mind, bro. Is Bosnia good? Like that good?
Do you care about clippers? I want to start doing it. I've never paid a single clipper besides Mario
So it's up to you by my pain
You never go to the World Cup matches, I'll be honest with you. Yeah, what the duck do the five gifted
What does that mean? What does that do? I'll be honest with you
The world cup matches that I'm going to is the quarterfinals and the finals
That's the only two games. I'm going to
Sometimes you don't mind playing a team, but are those bad games like the finals? Oh
You know what I wanted to go to I wanted to go to Mexico City game I heard they're fucking amazing
Again another look at the risk of her strategy boss. They heard the group. They're not trying to
You get killed what?
Oh, me papami to come me amigo, bro
Here's policy
You get a sense. It's been mostly us possession
Oh
Yeah, if I show if I show the screen for one second
I'll get bad for one
Okay
when his loss going live you think I'm a loss of dates page
so do you not see though do you not see how dark my room it
oh no you don't see how dark my room is now now do you understand me yeah but
yeah it's cloudy out though are your lights on see yeah he's pulled down he's
upset is seeing more amateur band once again they should have counted his
goal, bro. I was just playing her own ball. No, you know who's playing dog shit ball?
Fucking Sweden, man. They fucking suck.
I love the street.
The room is so dark that Silky could be back there.
What are we
What are we
What are we saying maybe time that out
You guys think I need a new mod I haven't added a new modernist so long
Road
My best nod, bro. I hate to say it, but it's like
and that's like it keen poppy comes in and just annoying
John's is kind of alright
And then a little bit of a shove there till then we're standing over the ball and shoved
off at by Mohoremovich.
Should I make epic mob?
No.
Actually I forgot very much.
What do you guys think Rockin's doing right now with his life?
Yeah, he's probably on top of that.
He's probably on top of that.
He's probably on top of that.
Just maybe he realized he fucked up or not.
18 year old Alebegovic feels a little bit of contact.
Unless he's like beyond lit.
Yeah.
You know they tried to drop a coin on my head and then they failed and then they both apologized
I think he's going to get
there. Look like David's
actually gave up in that
moment. I think he might have
gotten to it. He didn't
anticipate. Epic is a little
freaky dude, bro. He's got to
stay far away from me. Guys,
did he return or did he still
quit?
Kenny's going to drive inside
and now we'll put it
about side and he was just about to get his full contract to literally just
about to be there in for tell them in the box you guys actually finalizing it
at one point back here oh my oh my god no that would have been a fucking it just
come on this is policy what he needs to be a little bit more aggressive by
getting on the move here anticipating the space and the play he opened that up
completely out by you look very good today thank you Haley six nine six seven
Back you'll define it. That's the first time we've seen politics. See I'm getting a haircut tonight. Yeah, I saw someone say that
So if any ladies in the chat, I'm sorry, but this is my last day wearing my hair like this
GG's nerf incoming. I think I'll actually be nerfed
Yeah, we're done with fades sound god
I'm good. So what should I do?
Bro, which I change my hair cut there fades are out bro. Just ask for like a trim
Doesn't look like it like a inch off the whole thing. No, I'm thinking about doing a bull cut
show on Fox okay that would look good
Oh first time chatter how many likes on tiktok to run a discord call and run a
stream 750 thousand I got you bro you'll be peak of my stream
You knew a man of my name account.
Desperate to be a part of this time.
What the fuck did you do?
Do you think I should ever do a mass unmanned chat
or not a good idea?
Thanks, these 11 men who have the opportunity now
and as many as five others.
I did that one time and I unmanned 8,000 people.
Into the round of 16, set up a meeting with them.
And then the next day, people just came in to say crazy words.
Which was the side a few weeks ago of maybe the best
atmosphere citywide.
They're going to be trying to make me feel free
Good angle for Balogin with her image defending him. Oh shit. What the fuck?
It takes a kick and he's down in some pain. It's a US free kick, but you can
So rage, you fucking bot.
Bro, it's flopping like a thing that happens all the time.
Breva Breva wants to come and defend. He's playing as the center of the back,
three or five, and he's getting...
Oh my god, he faked it. Wait, he actually just faked that fully.
That was the fakest shit ever.
So then you get him 1v1, Balogin faces him up, gives a little skill again,
It's past them wins a free kick you think players like hate each other like opposite teams when they fall off
I didn't even hold like animosity forever
It can't be as high up and create the space
Surely a little bit closer on top of their goalkeeper vassal
Charlie Charlie
This goes in bro
No you stupid fuck! What are you doing man? Like God! Bro I have a parlay of $7 to win
me $45,000. I need the game to be $18,000 USA.
What's the most goals ever scored in a World Cup game? Is anyone out?
Can stable points go towards student loans?
Yo, are you fucking stupid?
How much is your student loan, Chad? I can pay for it.
for it.
$50,000?
Does like, does like, Scrooge think that everyone in the world just makes like hundreds of thousands of dollars a year that could just be used on bullshit?
Like, why is like, books and shit and like, knowledge not just free?
And I know that sounds stupid maybe, but like,
We want America, this is like so,
I feel like it doesn't take a genius to think this,
but if we want Americans to be smarter,
and we want more people to work jobs,
wouldn't you want to give school out to free,
so that people could be smarter,
and that they can like, do more of good?
All the way backwards, all the way backwards,
we're gonna keep it up.
Shh!
I feel like they're trying to keep us in the matrix
That's why we got to escape the rat race chat
95 95 95 95 bro escape the matrix bro guys by my course starting at $9,000 a month. Who's with me?
Have you seen the new robot Isaac what the new robot named Isaac no
fucking makes your bed and does your laundry bro
So there's this I know what they're trying to do bro. They're trying to actually make every American and like humans
Just like that and just like
Fucking LeBron bro boat doesn't lie fucking offside
Keep crying Bosnia crying keep crying in the fucking chat, bro
Start the buses, bro. You guys are going home. Fuck you
Long spell of possession European because British
Defensively that has been low and hard to break down Tim marine plays finds Balagan
Oh my god
You know what I'm you know what bro, maybe he hit the LeBron celebration
Because the bronze gotta come out right now and that's the new team that he's going through
He's been training football for the last five years, bro
They actually couldn't stop the king. That's the craziest part is if the king was here they could not stop him
Yeah, look at that fucking passion
Hey
Hey hey hey!
Five added minutes, big collision there off the ensuing kickoff.
Yo Alex, thank you for the five gifted.
Thank you Alex.
Bro, let's late, why are there bats and thumbs on the screen?
That's the only thing I don't like.
I look over to my left monitor where my space is showing
and I actually like hate the way I look sometimes.
But like, I don't understand.
Sometimes you're bloated, sometimes you're not high.
So I can think of
My foods here, bro
Would you get a bad time to say I'm fat the man?
Chaper mission to go get against you know
Can you talk to them for a second
What's up guys
Everyone
comfortable in that pressure and then slowly walk their way up in the chair sure
to go and put pressure on Bosnia Herzegovina goes back to the keeper who's watching
Who's watching the USA game right now, bro?
What's the forecast?
Honestly, bro, it's been pretty chilly outside. You're gonna be quite frank, bro. It's actually been
Not as hot as I would like to be and then you've got bodies around ball again, but that's just be quite honest
pure
I'd like for the Sun to come out and so I could go to sit out there. Take a blinker tin
Honestly guys cheers to those who celebrate. Let's all rip the man. Yeah real quick
Let me get my shit
Cheers to those who celebrate bro
And honestly if you got a beer right now anybody who has a beer any type of paraphernalia bro
Go ahead and get into it. Four boys are meeting speed, but not you
LOL
Guys, I don't even know this but I knew speed when he was a miner
Well, he just crushed me in your chair
Yeah
Burger ran away fail in God
That's cap bro burgers in the bathroom locked in a fucking cell
He does the work off the ball. You don't often say his name guys, you know today
I was supposed to have a six back, but that's because he's just putting fires out all over
Did you guys believe I was actually gonna get it?
It's over bro. Yeah, it's too real. Why did this tournament on fire get the two goals? It's just over wrong
Yes, bro. I'm looking at the prompt. It's like
I don't know the difference when they use a fat filter now on me when they don't
This dead ass used to just be Will Smith eating spaghetti, bro.
One of my mods, Timestown, was begging me to fart, please.
As Adams wants to continue, he's dealt with injuries he hates.
Absolutely hates being thought of as an injury-prone player.
Can't stand it not being on the field for his country.
What are they saying?
What you don't know?
We won, Ron Aldo.
No!
Yeah, we're slicked bro.
Oh no!
And you guys are putting Ws?
I did not saw someone type lucky as a PBM and I go luck to check.
Obviously I'm gonna check and it's fucking dubious Pukinupro.
it's crazy streaming like streaming really can just
streaming is amazing when you don't care about anything besides streaming
All right.
And then they're releasing first touch balls over the top.
All right.
That was disgusting.
I'm sorry.
Like, why are you here?
Double X.
Oh.
Oh, you got in Typhon?
No.
I'm sorry.
That should be a yellow card.
That's who you're saying.
Is that not a card?
Yes.
Should have been.
What is next?
Carvage?
Carvage.
Carvage.
Carvage.
Carvage.
Carvage.
Carvage.
Carvage.
Carvage.
What is next car video soon?
Soon
It's their desperate to fit and just pull them down because he knew he's beat
So that was a see that people are still bad
But not in a way where it's like what the fuck are they doing with their lives?
It's just like damn like whenever I say the old person is like damn bro
Like they actually used to be like a kid like they used to actually be like a middle-aged person
They used to actually be in the prime at one point now. They're just all this shit
You think it's actually insane you think all people like live back and be like
Yeah, honestly
Like actually that just think about it we do that like we say we should we wish we can go back to like prime life
We were jits. Oh, imagine them. They're actually
It's crazy that we talk about like we want 2016 we want OG for tonight
some of those people like one OG Michael Jackson is like they won't like
midnight release of just like NASA
bro there's a bro USA is looking like a little France S grant
No! No!
Oh! Oh!
Oh
Rekhais girlfriend broke up with him. What should we do?
So, like, someone goes, no way I'm gonna find 75 year olds attractive when I'm 60, like,
bro, what are you even trying to do?
She was chasing that one.
Flo Baligan, as you saw in three goals in this tournament,
as Megan's landed on him and scored a 3-0.
Like, yeah, I mean, like, I don't want to say I agree,
but like, what do you mean, though?
And most goals in a single-world coupler record
that was set in 1930.
Pressure again.
Man down.
Referee will be dead.
You know what I just thought of?
This game is getting a little fucking little pushing
and shoving.
What's the word I'm looking for here?
A little chippy.
A lot going on in that sequence there.
Yeah, let's see what the call is here.
Does anyone out there have that has like an old person came like they like they like like
They just like older people. Yes
You not see like fucking Bill Belichick's girlfriend, but she's literally like fucking 17
Patriots all that coach
She's like
I mean, it's a gold digger, but like it's also, like,
exactly what you want to say, though.
Three months after Ed and Jekko played his first game.
And he got someone in the chat that says,
my talkies smell like sweaty socks.
Like, young hud, can you do something, Bruce?
Like, I know we're full cam and the content is really
just reacting to me reacting, but like...
Wait, who's getting booed?
One of the youngest goal scorers in World Cup history.
Younger than Leon Alvesi and LaMine Amal
they scored their first goals
and Raphael Klaus is gonna have a word
with Mr. Alebegovic
for fucking what
and he for being young does not lack
for confidence, doesn't lack for personality
on the field, we've seen that play
I wonder if he really knows for sure
how much time is left in this half
not much
my legs are shaking
what do I do Ron
Do you think I'm like one of those people that like oh my god, bro
Like I'm proud of you for eating today like both fucking control yourself you fucking dork
Wait it's half time or no
In the meantime, what do we do chat while we wait for half time
I could do this cucko-noo or shit.
Oh, let me just kick this away.
Whistling.
Unbanned request.
Oh, let's see what my unbanned request are.
Okay chat, what do you think?
Should I unban him?
This was an hour ago.
He said, my Brad bro is a long time ago.
And he typed it literally five days ago, or ten days ago.
2025 oh
Shit never mind. That was a year ago
But like in one year you don't just go from like ripping the hearty in a twitch chat to just like
freed
Yeah
Wait, what's my oldest one five thousand unbanned requests
We're not five years ago. I
Can't believe you ban me because I said my let me not but you know, he said that I
I don't really make much sense on my dad's friend boss is black so I'm not racist
From this is just I'm bad. I'm rough. You think I should after five years. You think you learned his lesson
I know like five years ago, bro. Like I
Got you, bro
Five years is crazy. That's more than just finishing. I see banned someone
Reason was a cross band. Are you serious right now? What?
What? Three years ago, on ban bro, three years.
Oh, can you please unban me?
I'm sorry for typing that in chat.
Please forgive me.
I said I love you, Ron.
Have a nice stream.
That is not what you said.
Um.
Yeah, sure, bro.
Oh, seven.
Yeah, you're not getting the nine.
I hate, okay.
My bad wasn't a thought behind this message.
Oh, okay.
trolling please unban doom first why did I get banned yo Anzu why did you ban
this guy the fuck is this doom fist
what it look up doom fist isn't it overwatch I don't get it well there's
probably a black person on the screen and then he typed doomfist wait what it's a racist
remark is it wait is that what it is I don't know the context I'm gonna just give you another
chance brothers was a year ago the girls boys are on they're just free now
you want right now bro I'm sorry who's any sir
the fuck well you didn't say his name right I wouldn't pronounce his name now
Annie no I'm not I don't get it any is it oh wow actually almost said it oh god I
But I almost did it.
Geez man, they're getting creative nowadays.
Oh, selling my points dumb.
Okay, my fault mods won't happen again.
I promise a wrong soul won't happen again.
Like bro, Giyot, bro, are you serious banned
in the big 2025?
If I mess up, I apologize.
I'll give you another chance, bro.
I don't know what you're talking about, but.
Doomfist, the same dude, bro.
What the fuck is this, bro?
Gia
Gia to the big boom so he said Gia to big mama justice, bro
I'm the
Yeah, one more chance
Simple misunderstanding Dean's fat ass show his young cousins
But after that he went to the kitchen to show the grandma slash on so I pre-fired and said fine
Shite still pretty weird because the grandma's fucking idiots
I got banned because of a Dean segment shaking my head and then he sends a link
I'm going to give you another chance, bro.
Huzz, hey, sir, I don't know why I got banned.
I said, huzz, I'm sorry.
There's probably a bunch of little kids.
All right, well, I'll never know now.
I made a bad joke.
My bad only second time I've been on Twitch.
I'd like to be unbanned.
I'm still figuring out the website.
OK.
Please bandine the huzz.
How do I get banned for using the huzz?
I'm an OG Ron follower.
I got you, bro.
Do people get a known?
Oh, god.
Do people get a notification when they get unbanned,
you think
Piss me off you fucking stink you ugly. Yeah, I'll brag if you know the chance
You chose to stop bitching Taha tack is his reason for unbanned
All right
Chas please unbanned me. I said three because some of the three pushers will do it again. I got you broke
No neck Jay lost what I didn't know that was a foot. I got you bro
Chat these are from a year ago. What is the most recent one these are their 5,000. Oh someone just got banned
Bob's in chat and make him nuts. He can go live. This is a three-year sub
A three-year sub just did this not even five minutes ago
Okay, I'm not even getting just time now for fucking like two weeks, bro, like
There's a fucking idiot, bro
She's so cringe. What are these messages, bro?
Fuck you Ron like people that has just come in here to say fuck you
Whatever, bro, I
I would love to give
Yeah, like what are these messages, bro?
Sina pegging segment, please yo, what?
We
What the fuck is wrong with people bro
Yeah
Fuck you run a jelly here. She's here. Actually not funny. Can you just stop popping you?
on twitch like bro ron please you're my favorite streamer like like how does this
like correlate whatsoever man like this is the dumbest shit I've ever read in
my whole life guys I just alright oh first time chatter means happy in
kale language oh like bro like the people just dead as go into like chats like
for the first time and just type bullshit but his guys name is africa boom and his
First messages is Ron's butthole tight or ran through scorpy. This is good bands, bro
Like why is your first time chat like?
Battle Pass giveaway on my stream tune in, you know, bro. Let's check out your fucking stream
Let's just act. Let's do she got your band, but let's see what you got
Nothing
can I pin this no one's getting a free battle pass y'all are getting scammed I can tell
you right now um dude like oh my god bro I'm gonna fuck your ass till you come this one
was timed out and then he proceeded to say I'm gonna grape you please wheezy uncanny
want me white now I did nothing and I'm 55 and white I can say what I want you
phew bessent frick what like I'm having kidding is the internet like the worst
like like like I don't understand like what people type man like how old do you
think these kids are who type this oh this guy just put a random fucking phone
number
Oh first time nice. I'm sorry. I'll never do it again
Watch fortnight, okay
Got it
Is that a transformer
Sometimes what is this?
Why this guy get banned Jason you look what the fuck does that even mean?
call this number okay it's a random name oh this guy's just having the time of his
life saying this word oh what the fuck is this first time chat all right oh
got it yeah he tried every single one wow I'm finally unbanned is his first
time chat somehow and then he goes on to say another thing just to get him bad
Like what do you even post bro like what do you think these kids post on YouTube before I even show you guys like
Well, it has to be like what like a dead ass has to be like for now, right? Oh, I use skeleton barrel deck
What's up and today I'm gonna be playing with the best skeleton barrel day and
As probably everyone knows the skeleton barrel is coming back to the meta or I think so
And so yeah, I'm gonna show you one of the best decks to use with Jesus fucking guys, man
Fuck you 7-eleven got it. It's my friend prank call him please. I'm sorry. Oh
That's someone's address that lives in Calabasas
I'm sorry. I didn't know what I did. Well, you didn't know what you did Ron. Can you do you date minors?
Like I'm not even kidding, he's unbanned, even worth going through.
What the fuck is this?
He's linked me coordinates.
It's just like all racist messages bro like this is just like Jesus fucking Christ man
this is just the worst shit ever bro like I even like go through this or not like it's
This isn't even like good unbanned like
Like I'm not even kidding like if I did like face-to-face unbanned like it was just dead-ass be just little kids
Check Jinxie. Did he get is he done?
Yo, he's sober
Fuck
Wait that quick because it's all fucked
Right you need a hug bro
Fucking did it
Okay, that's the honest way. I thought he I thought he still had like three games left. I'm saying like today
Yeah, I was right there too. You're bro. I don't know what it was bro. It was the discord call with the music. Yeah, I
Was so dialed
Wait, he won three for three games. Oh my god, he won five games in a row
Holy peek. Yo, I'm officially a silver league of legends player. How does it feel?
I feel like I'm with one of the big dogs now.
Should I do a stream not ending till I hit Diamond and leave?
This stream is so delayed.
Like, if you're on to another layoff, yeah, but the thing is, if you're on to another
layoff, they're not even going to see anything in the last minute.
Okay, so let's follow through.
I'll do this, and then you just can turn to layoff and you see that, okay?
Okay.
What?
Oh.
How can I make this about
Checking you guard make her know
No, that's just that way that was quick. I need to see this. I should use this
Double P or if it was just the pack they're starting plus 22
Bro you literally just got plus 22 on the last rank of game this over you just got plus 22
What if I got 21 and I've gotten it
No. What? Oh no. Oh my god.
Look at the mattress tree. Look at how much we dialed in at the end.
I'm good. Baby, meet at a bar.
We'll drive a funky. Like you got that shit stuck in my hand now.
Yeah, we'll wait for the halftime. Let's check out YouTube. Yeah.
WGT is the Lamborghini Urus SE Performante.
Wait, they just released a new one? Wait, is mine dog shit?
We're all familiar with the Lamborghini Urus, right?
Yeah, the Brahm quote to the guy during the World Cup game.
Send it now.
There's a new one, and it's even...
Wait, is this Mogged or does mine look better?
...the Lamborghini Urus SE Perfomante,
which Lamborghini says is the fastest Urus ever.
In fact, it's the fastest super SUV ever.
I mean, it looks good, bro, but like...
So I got Mogged already?
I'm a fucking idiot, bro.
Like, why do I just buy shit, man?
Let's fucking go the sh has the plane at the world cup
Hella voodoo go the young. What is this like this guy's was typing every type of fucking oh
Shamity a band. Oh my god. I can't show that we'd modulation together. They provide 9% better
Well guys, I wasted money. Don't mean don't me to explain his tweet. Yeah, can you explain it to me?
So basically you said LF go the sh it's not sh it's the sleeper
That's the name of his emo and the plane. It's a landing. So basically a little translate is let's fucking go
The sleeper has arrived at the World Cup hell of a goal there young black king. I salute to you go USA
That's basically what his tweet me. Ah
Understand now, okay
Now can you explain to me why I?
Can't buy this car tomorrow
Well, basically dealerships all around the world are doing this thing called a monopoly well
So what's a monopoly? Well a monopoly is when somebody owns all the product
An insider product, which means they can raise the price as much as they want
They can make the price of ever the fuck they want because no one else has it and no one else can say anything to them
So basically that's what people are doing with the SPJ and that's why it's so hard for you to purchase it right now
It's just fucking over for my life, man
I'm going back full cam chat. I don't want to get banned. They're back. Bond
And
My Alex
You just realized that he sold it and I had an opportunity and I sold that in five because I don't have enough money
Don't be greedy
That's why I have to pay
Well, I depends on expensive because the government wants people to die and they don't want people to absolutely
That's why I guarantee you in the next five years
They're gonna announce like a chip for your brain that can keep you alive, but in reality you'll probably die even earlier
They actually did that when you were a baby
You know how you get like certain needles in you and you're a baby
So they put certain needles in you that you can die at 80 every human can live unlimitedly
That's why some humans lift like a hundred and some you lift like 60 if they put needles in you to die early
Gas no brakes that was this guy's earlier this morning. I have my tin foil hat on in the shower
That make me a bot
The bot bro. Are you crazy that makes you fucking superior early in the second half keep the pressure on
And get back to that tempo that just puts them under pressure. They were all out of sorts
I'll see you got silver how am I supposed to celebrate juicy getting silver when we're high got broken up with today
Yeah
I
Imagine being born in your name is John like I did ask for that here. There's a pot name
That guy's name was literally John strong as well
Rooney brother Ronnie's like a cool name. What is your guys is real to government name? You have to stay your last name
What's your name? I want to see what's the coolest name in my chat the side of the heads of the diamond
That'll often by gigabit you try to play him behind reintercepts and get rid of it quick
Like Raphael like that's a tough odd name, bro, but your ninja daughter
at the end of it as he got caught in the foot
But that was great pressure to win it back and policy turns
Why did the cottage who commits the meal imagine being named Neil and you're not like 60 years old?
Well, your parents just hate you fucking Neil. Are you like no you said like a
My name is
What the fuck does that even mean?
I'm naming my son Marlon if I ever have a son and if I ever have a daughter, I'm going to name her Stable.
Oh, I thought it was going to be a Bicycle Kick, one I did.
There's three names that you can have for your child.
Marlin LeBron and like
and
where we are
my name is richard
jenny takedown the field what's the word
yeah my uh...
the guy who lived across the alley from me is named
Richard, my grandpa would call him Dick.
Alexander Hamilton, pink and orange.
Great to get that goal from Balor,
but we cannot stop Byaston more specifically
about the physicality set there.
Aggressive, we expect that.
Imagine being born, you name's Alexander Hamilton.
Jeez, that was huge.
Lemania Mall, locally has a tough name.
It's unique.
We play on as the US is in possession
and the pass has given us.
So is Messi though, who else is named Messi?
Yeah, you heard me.
Who else has unique names?
I'm speaking there.
Messy's not unique or special. It's like you got to think about it like the main of all just sounds
Yeah
Did you give him the keys
What that speaks to in the first half was how organized they were with him without the ball
She ended but that's gonna be key in the second while guys were watching the USA game right now
So there's not much content over here. Shout out junk out
the
W yanko damn so he really hits over how many days did it take try to find any little moment?
Was it three or four?
second yellow and that was when Jekyll just pulled up lame on that play there
four days I'm not kidding four days of League of Legends sounds like ace
such an important player for his country
people actually like playing the game that well
if this is how and why he is forced off
bro there's a name that just came to my head let me google
substitutions coming
I can't really respect him standing more though because he's left with another man bro
made me kind of like sad
as well as the interesting five minutes in the second half to say we're making
changes now well they might be taken off one of the camera guy got broken up
with the next six of us talking stuff here so
bro who is this girlfriend bro who is this girl like i'm sick
we're actually surprised to see was started was a more defensive oriented
player in that position maybe you moved me to the boss
What the hell are we talking about?
Is it Yona like Yona Yona?
Yeah what?
I just want my balls to be honest with you.
No worries, no worries.
Ronnie Neff born January 15, 2003 is the greatest name I've ever created.
Guys, I don't want to hear my government in much of a...
to the last two games to hear I wouldn't even mind another us ankle here just to
really make sure that like we don't say he's gonna win bro but we need to see a
game honestly whatever it is
come on back
revolution as a teammate of Matt Turner's he played it up for the US
national team at one point with Alex Freeman played one game for the US senior
team and now he's trying to be an agent of destruction
Yeah, it's a good reincarnation right there
Okay question
Bro, what's I was saying like if you we weren't streaming you would have dropped that cool fact and nobody would have been like
Why the fuck do you say that nobody would have said that?
So it's brought that the socks as you would expect has brought a little bit of renewed life and
enthusiasm to this ever playing the World Cup. Yeah, I plan on I've been training bro
Right now I'm training to go into the Olympics. I want to be the only one of the first figures to be the Olympics
What was that?
Oh, you didn't.
Eating glicks.
One shot and glicks.
Do you think Berger knows his name as Berger?
Bruh, that's like becoming aware of your own name.
Do you think your brain even knows your own name?
What if your brain doesn't even understand the concept of what a name is?
What if the brain, okay, what if AI, like you know how we're creating AI, like what
if AI is just us?
Like what if AI is us and we're so advanced now that we figured out how to get AI again,
In reality, we're just gonna build it in humans like using AI
Like genuinely it's not unlikely
Right
No, like I actually am hearing like we're AI, but we've gone to a piece so we're making our own
That seriously could be a thing, but I'm not gonna lie
for the U.S. not just the game came in station anymore when the U.S. played Belgium and Tim
Howard said, well, it's not enough. And a Belgium extra time win with that matter. Belgium
cruiser asked the U.S. Daddy, hey, what's the matter, Daddy? The U.S. has to get the
winner plays Belgium. See the Belgium barely beat Senegal, bro. If we play Belgium, we're
taking that ass. As long as you don't play Ghana because you're his boss. Bro, they
They didn't mean this is not a yes man. I'll be honest with you man. I have my own thoughts, bro
I'm not gonna want I just have solid takes that you guys are happy about
They're actually taking risks, but they have to the down a goal
But I do think this could really prove something in an advantage for the United States
If they can stay dynamic and consistent with their movement and beating guys off the dribble when you get some man-to-man defensive system like this
murder
Was he trying to catch freeze cheating I think it was a missus crazy. Do you know her name Gomez?
No, I just thought of the name I think he's in the NBA. He had to have been
What was you know what meme died so quick
Remember that meme that was like dude or the way more of those ships
Yes, bro the little knuckles. Oh my god. You got the knuckles. Oh my and then boneless pizza
Those were the worst things bonus pizza was the best. No, please don't even sign your bonus pizza
That would easily be greatest thing even to this day
That shit was so revolutionary because in what world are you even thinking pizza has bones in it?
And he's coming out here ordering a boneless pizza brother. That's seriously. That's some real shit
I'm not gonna lie
You got the knuckles though
But they're not getting included in there.
And the round of 16, just some wonderful matchups.
What was the best I hear you?
Bargains, but let us.
I'm going to be shot here with this.
Yeah, that would last in a while.
Now I'm getting it.
Like, you just laughs.
Because I'm thinking of the photo of, like, instantly
the photo pops in my head.
That's a good one, bro.
Also, that guy's videos.
We got burgers exploring his new house.
I mean, and he was, but then Murovich was able to come over and to cover.
But the flow in the tempo of the game is so he just choked me.
Yo, Murovich's got to get high up.
He's got to get scared.
Slow the pace down a little bit.
Murovich.
Oh, yeah, Murovich.
One more, one more.
The things Maricia Pochettino talked about.
Oh, Murovich.
Murovich's at the top.
win tackles win duels for loose balls win the
individual moments in battles
Peace score guys
Why is it shaking?
Because it's on four legs
I'm going to fall
Okay so if it's dangerous guys come fix it then bitch
Come to the house and fix it. I'm not fixing shit. He falls in some sort of lesson, bruh.
Also, Cat always...Cat's always laying on their feet. And they're very much.
You fall, you gotta get back out.
Baby, who made it up, huh?
Cat's always laying on their feet. And they're very much.
Manage his minutes and be careful. There's one his last life should take risks. Well burger down a microphone
We're ending the next day
How much of a no party you would fucking try dying the inside to the
Yeah
to return the outside cause she had to only cross it
Tamriel!
Oh my god, I'm by the...
Erkali!
To prevent it from getting on the cross, Balagant...
That's a good clear though.
Alright, brother.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Come on, CP!
Look at me!
Come on, CP!
No!
Look at me!
Aw, that's good, D.
That's good, D.
You have a foot on it, bro.
CP, I probably had no boost.
He had nothing, bro.
That's gonna make it just use boost bro.
Dude I'm saying dude.
Is this boring?
Well it's a good thing that you don't have to watch.
Like actually who types that?
Just end it bro.
Like you could seriously just click off.
Well usually when people type that,
it's usually like a mommy problem.
When they hear me out, usually their mom
gives them anything they want
and they just live life like that so they feel entitled.
Like it's usually just like little-ass kids who feel like the world revolves over them
Like they've never heard like shut up type of thing
Says you guys I grew up in Cherry Hill, New Jersey. I went through the rough on a rough route
It's trying to switch
I've got a piece of that to deflect it Robinson
down off the chest, police it now, takes the late bump
This game's over, bro. Like no way to Belgium walker is gonna have a chance against us
I
Didn't go to the game if you wasn't accepted don't watch that
Not offensively so good moment there from
Donate lays $40 for Benjamin. Yeah, bro. Just give 20 something on all the money little is
Now whoever it seems to be in the worst shape
Kerryman, New Jersey is considered a safe place to live and it's not taken.
Overall, crime rate is approximately 40% below the national average.
So like why on earth are you like on your computer like
doing that and just instantly copying, pissing, and twitching that?
Do you have anything better than that?
Better than...
I don't want to fuck myself up there.
Is that something though the video assistant referee might look at?
Alex Freeman's dad is Antonio Freeman.
should be a red, but you'll see this was the previous play.
The entity. Holy fucking genetics in that family.
Yeah, muscle like the direction of the sun.
Cheers.
And now we can meanwhile is getting a right leg.
What do you think would actually happen if you had a kid?
OK, like would you put your like, OK, like would you put your kid in sports or hell, no?
No, my girlfriend said the first thing that the son is going to get or the daughter, is they got to learn soccer, and they got to play the piano.
I said fuck no. The first thing my son is doing is putting on a fucking headset and he's going to start playing Fortnite.
That is context in the back of a letter.
Yeah, that fucking sorry ass shit. Also, yeah, fuck that.
Why can't they do all three?
Imagine if my mom made me play fucking like a sport
So I would never be here in this position right now
Then you wouldn't have the chance to type this message. It's the butterfly fight, bro
You think you're good at you think you could play the skin flute if you charge
I feel like you'd be nuts
Oh my god, and when it's what is the red cord?
No
He's ejected to
Do they agree, but I don't think they go fucks force and intensity
Yeah, we're not red-collar see mark one when you see this still image. I really agree
Cuz it's like why would you do that on purpose though? I could see why this but yeah
Oh, yeah, let's see if he draws it with his hands
incidental contact, but I can see that everyone be quiet
This is the final decision
the game. Oh no. The number
twenty United States.
That's gonna be red card. Oh
no. Oh no. He's bewildered.
Oh no it's the guy who scored.
here I just I don't like that being the the level that doesn't matter but we're
team USA we just did wait so just some understanding it's 10 versus 11 now that's
how that works absolutely I just I don't see that as a red but how is that a red
cars he didn't use a VAR is that the correct outcome for the play on the field
I don't believe it's a good use of VR, they only watch it in real time, you don't say that, you know, the interest and it's just an accident as Pelican puts his foot down.
I enjoyed watching that first goal in the group today.
This is just an accident.
So do you think the USA is going to lose now or no?
Like, I'm going to be honest with you, do USA fans can even get mad at that if it was an accident?
Like, can they even be mad at that?
Yeah, it does, it changes the game and the other reason I would say they're mad at the player,
Yellow card initially by the referee number like mad at the site like a good look at it
But it is what it is now the US are down a man
Wait, so now it's 10 versus 11 to we'll see what you say is one player on ball thinking about us up
You're thinking about police it potentially coming off. You want to keep away. He can't play the next game
But now it's gonna be Bosnia her to Gavina with
Expect a lot of holy cheese has changed the game completely and it's made it a lot harder for the US
Now how can they respond to this moment? Weston McKinney steps in to take that pass away desk out of what team USA, bro
I'm not gonna lie this shit. We were chillin bro. We're going this fucking bet for the last half hour of this game
And you've lost them for the entire next game if you advance our best players, oh, no
My god
You can't stop the United States!
Outlaw playing Eagle Sound!
USA. Stable Ronaldo.
Stable Ronaldo.
adjustment period. That's gonna be the biggest three minutes of Mauricio Pochettino's time
coaching this U.S. team for he and his staff to plot some solutions as the U.S. is down to 10 men
for the rest of this game and all of a sudden Bosnian hurts a govina. Is the hydration rake a
new thing chat? The opportunity to get back into this one. Mark Tarvich reverses it backwards.
It never hurt in this.
Oh God.
Yeah.
It's very clearly making a difference on a game.
Oh yeah.
So there's some understanding now.
So it's 11 on 11 usually?
Wait, do we have 10 players next game too?
I'm making the most out of him.
He's not blind.
He's not blind.
Motherfuckers call me a sped when I ask questions, then.
I can't.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
Get that out of there.
Get that out!
Oh, yeah.
This guy's getting 100 million followers if he keeps saving these.
America, don't give a fuck.
He's not blind.
million followers if you keep saving these American I'm gonna fuck
yeah as a safe as the guy that got ten million followers overnight
bozina I don't think that's where they butchered it I think he played for
it could be wrong going want to say cap Mernay maybe
well listen picks it up though from the defender looking around for any support
you're missing the big man in the middle flow ball again
who did they take out was it spade not spade um
was it no was it just reverse it holy coke jaw
I can't even yawn anymore like the fuck is wrong
yeah it's gonna pick the ball back up still Alex
Freeman I was on coke I'll be skinny
real she knows
remember that playoff in March the Italians were up the Italians had chances to make it
Oh
What is wrong with this rep row does he need kick
That's looking insane
Comes in a moment of real adversity for the United States in Santa Clara
They are up a goal, but they are down a man
win or go home at the World Cup the United States one boss it hurts to
go to go to NIL dude like he can't play next game that's fun I someone tell me
when the game is back in the meantime what can we do while we wait talk to me
chat we could what are we doing wait I could screen share some tiktok or
Reels or YouTube video?
Bro, you have tiny nipples.
I will lose this week
Is that good?
No!
Why are you stealing me again?
What is wrong with you?
Can you actually not do that?
Fine.
Bro, like...
Stop!
I'm trying to take it.
Okay.
Can you not go?
Okay, sorry.
Okay, I'll give a lot of, uh...
Buggy.
Cheese, cheese, cheese.
I actually can't believe how bad it was watching it back.
Okay, thanks.
Yeah, me too.
Why are you laughing?
You want to...
You want to follow me too?
Um, no.
Well, I'm on my way.
Yeah, she's so rude typically when you're overweight you're angry
Oh!
Oh, fuck!
Ha ha ha!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck!
Bro genuinely moaned.
Alright, bro.
Oh, fuck.
No, bro.
GG.
Wait, why is there a bubble in my car?
Oh, it's because your car was fake.
Come on, now.
Ah!
Oh, God!
I leaked.
To navigate this and reach Seattle, Monday night, the round of 16 against Belgium.
What do you want to see here?
40-5 down.
You're not kidding.
You know sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night,
and it's someone texting, and it says overeats,
and it's just like a discount code or something like that.
is sacrificing for the team something Tyler Adams talked to us about at the
beginning of the tournament the experience or wondering why you don't
order food to the game within the game pushing the boundaries of the rules or
those little things you're talking about do whatever it takes win by any means
necessary to order food survive in advance you might honestly have
Taco Munn. Alright, man, this is not a bad name. Thank you so much, man, you say it in the back of your tongue in there.
And very intently from the United States, when the ball goes back, they're pushing their line up, so they do not want to just sit on top of their goal.
Because that gives the opportunity for the ball to be at least another player into the attack. They are going to work to cross the ball. That is their strength.
the corner. Our target. I turned
the corner into Robinson and
stops on a dime. He tried to
make Robinson. What? Nothing
is when it goes to the legs,
right? You're not dealing as
much with as much of the sun
now on this side because that's
the shade is there. He said
sun to come over to sun. He
did just reference the vital
means. He just referenced the
vital means. The big boy. He
grabbed the ball. Yeah. Did
that take it? You know this
try, but you know this morning
off line chat like noon and because it was spamming like that shit was moving
yeah my offline chat moves for some reason like at 12 o'clock I always have
your shit open it when you go live
no get it out of there
fuck Otter
what is that?
10 plus is 11
like it's actually crazy how much of a difference it's making
Like obviously that news would make a difference but like bro the game is completely flipped
Come on guys, let's control the ball!
So mind me of when I played in the Sidemen charity match.
Being in London was, I love doing Michael Laugh.
The second time around when we went for a Sidemen charity match.
Now the problem is, I just wish, I just wish people in the Sidemen charity match knew how to play the game.
Like they made it hard for me because they didn't know what to do.
They just like, all the great nations are everyone.
the world cup winning coach to
be part of the world cup winner
in the president of the U.S.
Soccer Federation. U.S.
Soccer legend Kelly O'Hara.
You know your board? I'm really
not. Like the thing is like
Nicola Conte's defender is off.
I just enjoy doing what I like.
So if I'm enjoying this like I
don't really care what the
chat thinks. Like I just want
to watch the game. And Colas
Sheenot's another. People don't
have to watch. You know.
Harris Tabakovic she scored the
time goal against Italy and the
and March did just that they were down a goal saying garbage
spending a month on the best reading of our
they need to be fucking banned
it's taking too much
come on boys 15 minutes
there's not a chance they lose
you guys could do it with your substitution today
they've got all five available
Senegal fucking shouldn't have lost
I'm not sure. This is Bob
You're worried you deserve
death. First time defending
him. They were two-eighths
up until a year ago at PSD
I'd hold it in Netherlands.
And I just think he won't
retweet that I. U.S.A. U.S.A.
In for to Hirvitsch. Oh no.
Oh no. Oh no. Oh no.
Yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. You
can't cheat us. You can't cheat
America. Well, it's like any
cross anything into the box.
The crowd responding as well.
I think they recognize that their
team is going to have to suffer.
They're holding for a look to
see whether that came off an
arm. It did not. We play on but
they're trying to give a lift
and really look. Yeah.
Martin, you get rid of this cake
with a plate. Emote. I've
missed seeing my name in chat.
Every time I look over just a fucking pig
Like I'm dead ass serious
Seat of his pants
Reem opens it up for Polisic
Whoever comes to meet him Polisic cutting inside can you draw foul?
It's as good as anything in that moment. Yeah, really well done by Polisic
First of all, it's a waste of fucking time to find that little
What is that?
And then second just to beat the first challenge
the challenge and then feels a little bit of pressure goes down and he's taking an extra
beat on the ground.
He takes a kick from behind.
He's still down, Policic.
Oh, shit.
No, no, no, you can't do that.
No, no, no.
Copy, I'm going to do laser now.
Go ahead.
I'm trying to, like, get both my hands, grab my penis, grab each other next to me.
Policic go down.
It's not a good sign.
I do think this is also part of the game.
Yeah, honestly.
Stinging an extra little bit here.
Didn't sound easy.
This is going to feel a lot like the Iran game
at the last World Cup, which was excruciating.
Policic wasn't a part of that.
He scored the goal, but then had a stub off and half hurt.
Yeah, they held on to the very end, barely.
Do you think it's possible to actually
snap your dick in half if you're having sex with a fat girl
when she's just like, like, bends your shit bar?
Sorry, Barbara is getting increasingly frustrated
that Policic didn't have to go off to the side of the US,
was still taking their time by the ensuing free kick,
which is exactly the same thing.
Boston Hurts and Govina would be doing
if they had to lead.
Tillman, oh yeah.
From McKinney, Policeman's going to run off
and it's in the middle.
It's brought down Tillman.
It's brought down.
Oh yeah!
Oh yeah!
Yes!
And it's coming back.
This is going to be tight because he came
from a very deep position.
Christian Policeman.
Yo, they're just trying to hoe everything, bro.
Oh my god. How was that? Oh my god. Oh my god. That was so good.
Wait, that's offside?
Oh my god. Yeah.
Yep. Yeah. Yeah.
Oh, because if the defender touches the ball, it's fair.
Yes.
They should just remove offside.
should be able to use your hand.
That's an example of what they do.
You know, I was like, five time once or whatever.
Like, everyone should just get, like, three hand blows.
And they can just grab the ball and run as fast as they can.
Sergei Barber is losing his mind right now.
Hey, man, I think you just got, like, a power up.
You see the ability?
And then you just grab the ball and run.
Yo, Coach, you're going to get yellow if you don't shut your mouth.
That comes in.
That starts actually with the free kick.
Keep wasting that time.
time that starts to really infuriate the coach in the Bosnian bench then you get
the tackle from Anthony Robinson but you got a yellow card what is the other way
and now you can see just you picked up the ball so they can't play I'm dead
this is by design well the whole what a throw there for Robinson that might go
off for a corner when the rematch sliced it backwards heads it back in field
Robinson picks it up media pressure in for Desk Gaterna he was being held back
And the referee's gonna get a free kick just outside the box to the US. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah
Oh, yeah
Go home Bosnia
What's boss?
Like they got like a go home song man, but we got a chance for the second goal
Yeah, pretty clear pole on some junior dust
But how about the US?
Playing positively playing aggressively down the man. They've suffered for different periods than when they've taken a chance
They've picked their opportunities to go forward and now here's as you said a real opportunity
Crank
Yeah
That shit was so big, I remember that.
Oh my god, he's telling him right now, bro.
This keeper's done us a blow.
That one's spoiled, bro.
I'm sitting so close to my screen.
Insane that Malik Tillman. He's got class and so if there's anyone on the field that can do that
Adams is gonna lose the argument Tillman and Robinson stay for it Tillman ran into Adams
Nine minutes plus stop it's time to go this one up is telling me more power
Look at our fossils giving up the entire right side of his goal
Yeah!
What the fuck?
What the fuck is a kilometer?
Oh my god, they took a player from us.
They took a great player and they still couldn't do it.
You're going home.
You're going home.
See ya.
See ya for years.
It's over.
Actually over
We're bursting two countries and we're still winning
Dead-ass freeloaf
Give me a tilman egg and cheese bro
Where's this game
And it's not enough.
Look at that.
Malik Talman.
San Francisco?
Hey, Chad, head to San Francisco Airport right now.
You might meet the whole Bosnian team.
I'm dead serious.
But up to goals.
They're going fucking home.
2-0, United States.
Born in Germany, Malik Talman's dad
was a member of the US military.
He was not really a part of his life.
It's his mom Anya that raised he and his brother
Imagine a ball to the sky down right now, but it goes up a ball bro and scores in the net
And fireworks are going off all around the stadium
You know the last game they're about to fly every single fucking type of
There's gonna be a ball to people five different fucking like
Helicopters that never was ever seen before
Framed a bit late to the second ball. Is that offside in the sequence assisted referees says no and outdesked
Enjoy the class you in the house. Watch your fucking mouth, bro. The USA is gonna win the world cup
$39 trillion in debt. Debt is not real, bro. How do I tell you?
a team leave it all out there wait why does it even want to just stop every single type
of problem in the world why doesn't he just think these players in here why does he just
stop people from being poor by everyone in the house is homeless and actually be all
humans they're showing you right now what this group is made of the list it looks about
out of gas us is preparing subs right now guys he could give everyone a billion dollars
on Earth. Why doesn't he do it?
I can give a dollar to every person in the chat.
I'm going to discomfort with his right cleat.
So I watched as head equipment manager Kyle Robertson
sprinted so fast into the locker room, came back
with two new cleats.
Malik ended up just changing out the one side.
So trust me, I thought Kyle and Malik celebrated that role.
Trust me.
You've got to give it a long time.
Trust me.
Trust me.
You're going to make managers tonight.
A new magic cleat won't wear the others.
That cross going to be met by Tim Rhee and Ricardo Pepe.
The shitter ass cross road.
To prepare to enter.
turn to us off and you're fucking done for
also this is why we america bro this is gotta keep working they gotta keep
running they gotta keep defending all the time you love them
also heard to go be enough if they get one it'll be a chaotic finish
what it comes from a lot more give us france we're ready
it's alex freeman shifting it back to matt freeman
it's a mouse for already i see you alex freeman
21 years old
Back to your keeper was free. It's a little notches took a little kick there. Yeah, what do you guys just start playing dirty now?
Cuz your dog shit. Yeah, boss. Yeah, do you need to be like how to count over this?
Why did you just kick the bully look at it from up here?
I'm gonna knee at his face for no reason. Okay. That's a good play. Why did he just push him down and then that flop was
Yes
I don't know what he had to say.
As if we haven't seen teams do this to the United States
for time after time.
Oh my god, look at that clock.
That doesn't stop running.
It's just beautiful.
Hey, take your time, bro.
Take your time, brother.
Ha ha ha.
The ball out of pressure goes down free kick.
It should inject the goal.
Wait, is it?
That's what inject the goalie?
It's frustrating.
Attempts for buzzer.
It's a govino.
You almost have a goal with Polisic.
You don't back off.
You stay up.
You press.
Really has there ever been a game where they're they're not that's mature like there's no one in the net
Greg Burr-Hulter looking on as his son Sebastian to be keen the first American man with a goal and an assist in a World Cup game
Takes the field replacing Sergio test Christian Pulisic with the ovation as he comes off as well. Hey, we love you, bro
Thank you for holding it down
I'm looking around us right now John it's there's not a single soul in their seats sitting down
this crowd has been on their feet from the moment I'll be honest with you bro this is the greatest
thing that's happened to america since they were on the second goal job is still not done though
very much so Tyler Adams it's great work because he plays it off of men itch and gets a throw for
beautiful
Well guys, it's looking like it's GG. Hey, any Bosnian fans in here? We're going home. That's all I got to say
Two minutes plus stop it's time to go
And Ricardo Pepe who you imagine is a big day in store potentially on Monday with Flo Vallegan said to be suspended for the next round
Oh, yeah, cheese there make himself get back cheese there
Get back
I've managed to keep it away from Pepe.
Now Benjamin to Hirvich carrying forward.
We'll see how much stoppage time is to come.
Might be quite a bit.
That's cleared away by McKinney.
So it was miscontrolled by Alevic.
And since the Red, you see all the men to the left.
Lucky they first beat team.
Now you guys are about to go back against Belgium.
You're good.
Yeah, brother, we don't want Belgium.
I want fucking Argentina.
I want France.
I want everyone.
States one of the biggest potentially in American men's soccer history has been by Rittarovitch
We'll hook this cross-and
Shit out of here, bro. Are you fucking crazy?
Oh fuck, what the fuck is that? I think that's a fucking comedy. The fuck?
Yo, who do they think they're playing with ladies?
Oh, they can't hang!
They dead as kids.
Oh my god, he just wasn't there. You just weren't there, bro. You just weren't there. You're a fucking stud.
Oh my god. Oh, go go go all the way. Oh brother move Chacha. What the hell?
It's Chris Richards at the near post makes himself big stops the follow-up shot
Luckily it's Richards there
King Richard's movie is on the field right now
for Bosnian hard to go Vena you still give him positive let's go over in
scar they did right here bro they need this goal not gonna stop it's time they
need a goal yeah
Oh, I'm like, get that shit out of here, man!
Are you fucking crazy?
Are you fucking crazy?
What are you doing?
Y'all are lost!
Over 10 minutes!
What the fuck?
Holy shit.
Maybe if Pazia could have scored, you would have had a chance.
I might as well put CP back in, bro.
Huh?
to help them. You can hear how
they feel about the ten minutes.
Ten minutes is OD, bro. What's the longest extra time they've been at it? Ten minutes? It's kind of nuts. Bro, that's absurd.
If they can get there.
Not a good for work to the far side for dead edge. Bro, they need to score if they want to get a chance. If they have...
right now. Our defense is
actually absurd. Yeah, we'll
keep you out of this garbage
well. Are they just garbage
or is our defense is just a
little bit as well. Keep
policy hurts. Govina is far
away from the goal as possible.
Did you guys ever get
concussions with how hard they
hit? To their head to hear of
I just realized like football you got to be good at kicking left and right
like
Is from dangerous areas mean crosses that this is stressful get behind the back line. They're letting
The time and space here, so you want to cross it from here. It's not a good angle. You're far away from the goal
They're doing a good job getting wide and getting some pressure on these moments
Here bro. Hold for this kind of backing off. It's
I was like, where's my amour?
Shut your bitch up!
That was a good kick.
And that wasn't far away to get a shot there.
So even the rotation a little bit from Freeman getting over to help.
Because this was the one from Freeze.
He comes and misses it.
This judges it.
Look at that.
First Richards.
Freeze Bryant got back to deal with that one.
Richards there at the near post makes himself a...
Oh my god, bro.
It's actually Joe for anyone.
I don't know if it's gonna be 10 at second half stop. It's time
Big man to lock it at six foot five wanted but couldn't keep it for a teammate happy
Six foot five more fuckers are huge. Oh my god. Oh my god America's about to put the ball to eagle and their fucking assholes
They're about to get one more goal
Oh, yeah, boss. Yeah gave up. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah one more. Oh my god one more
Oh also from the candy to chase to get there. He's got some heavy legs
What's your run the big screen and that girl's on the big screen for half a second
What's the most amount of goals that were stored at least a man of time?
to go. There's five goals in nine minutes. Sixty-fourth minute red card. Yeah, by a
Polish God. Our defense is too good. It's like not even worth playing anymore.
Honestly, just let them get a goal so that the game's interesting. Low key.
More substitutes. Waiting in the wings for the United States. It's clipped up. Robinson wins the header.
Oh my god, he's too good. Who is that guy, bro? I want your number, man. I want you to teach me a thing or two, bro!
Oh my god, this is the game of chess at this point!
Everybody's on their fucking feet, bro. This whole stadium's about to be shaking when this game ends.
Oh my god!
I just keep chasing them boys.
Oh no.
Yo.
Kind of looks like Aska.
USA.
USA.
Not only has he started, he has been one of the best players without a doubt.
everything with the ball the USA has oral yeah that's on god that's what I'm
saying like something low key I don't know they kind of don't that's the
statue of literary right there he gets a standing ovation as well
that's not a free kick
that's
that's where the fit of the car is kind of blinking a light at you
I want to hit a gas station
that's what the U.S. does there to get some fresh legs
and Giorina on the field
what's the commentator saying?
yeah he just did a crazy analogy
only partially clear
Oh my days that would have been a fucking oh my god
I'm like a gas station like getting a snack for fucking these jerky
I don't know guys I'm trying to like say how the commentators just say what did you just say about a gas station?
Gas station
That's what they're gonna do here
Just have the one shut up a lot of conversation about that. How do you try to get so high over the goal?
Because they get paid hundreds of millions of dollars didn't take a ball over a net like it's not that hard guys
No games over
On top of the advertising boards, no rush at all for the U.S. throw-in inside of...
Oh my God, they're playing with them now.
What did he tell us yesterday? Pochettino? Details. Little moments. Little battles. They've done so well today.
How fun has this been?
Well, it's saying that down a man defending isn't necessarily fun, but this team had made it fun.
The way in which they've gone about it.
Freeman couldn't keep that in play.
you get paid in the least to be a war boy.
Not a fucking war boy.
Oh yeah, don't play with me. I got guns on me.
Thank you guys for re-treating that.
Three minutes to go.
Waterguides.
to hear of it will go wide,
Menech, Robinson defending,
Tim Rehm is there in front of
Barrett, Tarvich.
To hear of it holds it in,
Robinson burst his speed to get there.
I'm not even kidding, maybe I'm just a
dick sucker. Bro, is USA just not even
giving them like a chance, bro?
Yeah, they're fucked.
Masi is definitely fucked.
He's back into dead each.
They're just bad.
Oh, that missed by much.
Freeze, a late reaction.
You guys said my heart definitely dropped, though.
Heart definitely dropped, though.
Freeze a bit.
Nice try.
Nice try on what, bro?
They just keep missing.
You can see how that ball is skipping and moving away
from freeze.
That's what makes it difficult, because now it's
skipped off that turn.
He's hit the spin on the ball.
He's taking it away from him.
Might have had it covered, but boy,
it was happy to see that go past.
Damn, bro.
Look at the Bosnian fans, bro.
Waste their fucking money coming to their first World Cup game, bro.
I told him I was out here just trying to be like,
I should be making content about the World Cup.
Why is everybody trying to watch the World Cup?
That's speed, actually.
To the middle of the field, US backing off at a little moment of uncertainty.
Mammoth running forward, Reem gonna step in, Mammoth!
She's wide!
He's sad.
This is actually sad.
And this boy, bro, like, he's gonna just let them score and not even get in.
He's gotta be a little smart there, just exchanging some words at the end of it with Mommich.
And Mommich has been playing with confidence in this tournament 21 years old, has two goals to his name, almost...
Hey, hear that chat? Hear that chat?
Oh yeah! Oh yeah!
I'd be mad as well, bro, if it was 0-2. Don't fuck yourself.
It's over. Game's over.
One minute away, and we advance. We...
Mommich hooks it up with the...
What's your ass fucking Bosnia, bro?
Like whose spot did Bosnia take for this World Cup? Who should have been here?
Oh, no.
There are a lot of teams that would have been on the top.
Because I think a lot of us feared what happened here.
I got a lot of problems.
This US team dug deep in a really special way.
If you can't root for this team after this performance tonight, I don't know what.
yeah that's what I'm saying yeah this game is yeah wait they took Italy's place
Bosnian men delivered tonight just an all-time performance an all-time
performance good shit USA but yours deserves this win bro
United States! It's called Sucker!
Textbook Freeload. Textbook Freeload.
actual fucking freeload, I'm not even getting actual freeload, eload
yeah, that's easy fucking claps
yo, I'm not gonna lie, we want France, man
I don't give a fuck
we want France, we want France, we want Argentina, we want everybody
I'm deadass
matter of fact, we want France and Argentina at the exact same time
the
is case I don't check for GTR beer and all
and all American horns makes me proud to be American
at great fight intensity but most importantly this team
I
Easy without the fucking bottle gun who's the best Belgium player
I'm not gonna why there's no world where we lose we I'll be honest with you
Belgium has fucking
matter daddy to bro and they got fucking matter daddy kukaku.
This is real.
You lost in this year five to two brother.
You're talking to someone who knows everything about fucking footy.
I'll be honest with you.
There's not even a world where the USA loses against France.
Let's just be real here.
Christian Polsiak is better than Imbape, right?
We're better, like, bro, like, it's, it's, it's, yeah.
Looking forward to the long weekend.
And it's a picture of a wiener dog, because they're abnormally long.
It's honestly just hysterical from Tesla, or should I say Elon.
Guys, I'm down to play GTRP, like I actually am, but it's case on alone, because I don't know anything about it besides case on.
Case on the one that teaches.
Kiss on we'll join your game, bro
Yeah, case I'm literally told me to wait for him so I could join his gang and he's 30 years old. He's actually 32
He does has a girlfriend in that shit like she'd be dressing up for him say on God I've watched it
The other day I was watching it and she was like sending himself ease and he's dead ass like oh my god
You're wearing that for me. I could never role play like
Yeah, what time do you think you're gonna go live bro? No rush, but just curious
Less than an hour probably a date
It's just cuz I have to
Stay up
Super late again, so that's why I'm kind of waiting. Why you want to go play right now my chat wants me to play
But I don't want to play without you
You have to make a care you have to make a character and everything it's gonna take you a little bit of time
And you have did you join the discord? Oh?
Oh, oh
I just joined
He could go live earlier
I mean, I don't really care, bro. If I have fun, I'll keep playing, but the problem is I have to have hold on guys hold on
It is fine. It's very fun
They send your discord
Yeah, they don't even have my file yet
That doesn't take long
I'm sorry
Okay, we want to the game. I'm a fat piece of shit. Yeah
USA one bro Michael I United United States is taking it home. I swear chat. I'm not lying
like generally
Well, I mean, of course I have shit to fucking stable Roberto I could figure something out but
But I mean if you're not gonna go live until like later
Not later Bobby like 45 minutes from now
Let me send this to Fanum, like the Phantom.
Yeah, I mean, Fanum's the only one.
Why did I just get a 4th of July core invite?
Are you joining it?
Yeah, I got that too by the way.
Are you guys joining it?
Wait, how many people are you guys inviting for that?
I think 45,000.
I can't wait. Wait, do I want to explain to you the whole storyline of shit?
Wait, hold on. What is this?
Oh. Nice. It says Phase Fourth of July, Marty.
That's a fucking W.
Nice.
I don't know. He changed it. Now it's this core. I just refreshed it. Um, you think I
need to get on the list? That's stumble Robert or no? How is the early 100 people on this
route? Yeah, it's probably going to be hectic. I don't even, it's in daytime or nighttime.
Well, usually for the July parties are daytime. No chat. Yeah, I remember the face when we
That went into nighttime and the people would end their streams.
That's okay.
That's that.
I don't remember.
Oh my God, I see the house.
Wait, this is fake.
Nice.
Hold on.
Hold on!
Yo Ron, can I be your brother? What the fuck does that even mean?
Any tips for a small streamer?
Just beg me for a raid, one of these days and I'll probably raid you, to be honest with you.
Let's fuck yeah, let's check out your content
All right, I'll back officially back we're back on the ground day 25 or 26
I'm gonna leave them I wrote stream tomorrow, and we're going to say five in an arrow stream there. Yes, we're officially back
We're doing an arrow stream tomorrow. I'll talk to you after that. We're gonna fool around and after oh, yeah
Does he stream every day
I mean, I it looks like he streams every day. Oh, no, he took a fucking month break 30 days
Yeah, go fuck yourself kid
Yeah, but there's one for today and there's one it looks like reading
It's just two minutes straight.
It's just 25 seconds.
Interesting.
Alright, bro.
Let me know.
I don't know how to get my...
I'll see, bro, I'll see.
If I get bored waiting, I mean, I get bored waiting.
Bro, the chat's gonna put the duck smoking a cigarette in life's life.
But, I mean, I'll stay on for a little longer.
Yeah.
Alright, sounds good.
I look you don't know how to get my shit to work.
work. I look you don't know how to get my little thingy to go up.
Pre-Ron and after soccer game. Yo, shut up! God man! I just wish you guys would just shut the fuck up for one time, bro.
Just give me my money.
Ron, why do you hate your job? What does this even mean, bro?
I'm literally enjoying every second till you start typing.
But...
What else do we miss?
Congratulations, you're moving to the next level. Your next opponent is...
Chill.
You're a long way from home.
This is Brazil!
Hey, who's Brazil playing?
Who's Brazil playing?
They're going to be playing, uh...
The Warway?
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
I feel like Holland's going to like, oh, God, man.
I'm not even trying to be like a dick writer,
but Holland actually scares me.
Like, he just scares me as like a human too.
Like, I don't know why.
He just looks scary, bro.
Like, he dead ass just looks scary.
Yo, wait, is the Minions movie out tonight?
I just thought about that.
There's all this, man.
Wait, is it good or no?
Hey!
Wait, why is this all my recommended?
I forgot about this shit.
Remember when you could win whenever you made fun of Dochi, you just end up on Twitter?
As like, all of a sudden you're just a racist person?
Yo guys, how are you all single-handedly spamming this emo?
I can't really use the real song.
Light on the set please.
Is she still like poppin?
Jesus I can't. Wait so she really just made this and just quit?
Jesus Louise. Fuck my ears are hurting. Guys, it's not that bad, is it? Looking back at it?
Bro, I mean how many likes and dislikes does this have? Oh God. What is the Odyssey?
And this is...
Loose is live on Twitch?
Loose went live on Twitch?
Dude, why does he ever go live on Twitch?
I don't understand.
Like, why does he go live on Twitch, man?
I genuinely think that Loose could be the biggest streamer.
I'm not kidding.
you
you
you
you
you
You
You
Holy shit, it's so fucking fast because people can spam the same messages.
How do you even do this on K?
Cause two people can type back to back like you can type back to back like I could put
Oh, I'm outside then Hey, bro, let me know when it I need it
on camera.
Hey, the Odyssey, bro.
I need to see the minion movie.
I might go watch the minion movie.
No cap.
Have you seen it laser now? I have not damn, bro. You don't even want to watch it do you?
I really have never saw a new mini movie
I just came out now
I don't even have anyone to go see it with even if I did want to see it
I also want to see it so fucking bad. It's kind of one to fucking watch it with
And like if you could have like if you could have watched it anyone who would it be bro like?
I'd probably choose like Jordy Nelson what?
I
Said like if you could ever like like watch the minion movie like who to be
Anyone in the world yeah, like anyone in the world
Like anyone in the world
Guys, please stop coming in saying Rikai's girlfriend. I don't care
Yeah, anyone in the world, bro?
Anyone?
Yep.
Bro...
Actually, anyone?
What is this?
Oh, wow.
No way.
No fucking way.
It's on the block, Jay.
Wait, this is the kin stole 240...
There's a YouTube video on this?
No way.
No fucking way.
Oh my god!
why would they ever record this what is it's not the dumbest shit I'm not a
live row if you see something that says 240 million dollars what are you doing
ladies like that doesn't even look real oh my does it a crazy shit it looks like
a GTA like yes that's any crazy shit like all I would do is blow bands blow
blue bands blue bands
oh my god
like pro
oh my god
that is gross
wait he was an ex-qc viewer
spaz out
yo
what the fuck
yeah you think there's like scammers like that that watch me
like crazy scammers
we're done we're done
spaz out
It's probably what else do they have to do
Do you know
That's actually disgusting
$240 million the first thing I'm doing
The first thing I'm doing bro is I'm obviously gonna donate half of it to charity. That's number one. It's great
That's like obvious
I have a very dumb question, is it even possible to the guy who lost 240 million dollars, whoever
they scammed, does he even get his money back ever?
Gonna lose my shit?
Yo, how do I, hold on.
Motherfucker was on Door Dash and watching Steve will do it with Ferrari 812 Superfast
Reviews.
He didn't scam a person, who did he scam?
How do you steal a 250 million dollars? Oh my god, it's an insane
He scammed a billionaire because I've seen this video, but I never saw the clip like the raw clip I
Saw this video before but I skipped through it a lot because I look you don't have an attention span Keckwell
Wow I
Mean we're gonna be honest with you
It's $250 million. What's the first thing you're going to buy?
Like, what do you even do with that?
Like, dead eggs?
So, like, really, anything you want is insane.
Bro, I would have bought, like,
probably look, he would have psyched.
I don't even know. I actually don't know.
I can't believe this guy, though.
I saw the clips of him.
He wasted all of his money at the club.
That was the dumbest shit ever.
Like, if you have $250 million in crypto, would you even take any out?
I would just leave the country and then start taking it out.
Right or wrong like just leave the fucking country go to fucking like somewhere else and just like
spend over there
He couldn't really wait why
He didn't waste all the 240 million I mean bro
How hard is it to spend 240 million dollars you think I think that's pretty hard bro like
Not easy, people are going to be like questioning you and shit, that's so nuts bro.
What is this edit bro?
This is the first thing I wouldn't do if I made $260 million.
Is go to the club and blow my money.
Oh, he got Sky B, a Birken.
So you're going to give a porn star a Birken when you make $260 million.
What in the Scorpion is this guy on?
So is this guy like in jail or is he out?
I feel like they want him to work for the government.
When you steal this much money, like I feel like they just want you to work for the government forever.
He's out of jail?
You, okay, so you're telling me out of the $260 million that he stole.
You don't think they have a little bit still?
He's in jail?
Oh.
Congratulations, you're moving to the next level. Your next opponent is...
They still couldn't win with the fucking R player down, bro.
I'm working for the government. What have I told you guys about?
When PWJ gets out, who the fuck is PWJ?
You know who that is, Liz? You know who they're speaking of?
PWJ, not familiar. PWJ. PWJ. I don't know who that is.
Wait, Loose is back? I want to see what Fit Loose put on for today. What do you guys think it is?
fuck Ron really bro on a low appreciation day you're making this about me go fuck yourself
I'm trying to watch that minion movie investigation how gravy's Malone Lone lamb with
I don't even understand how crypto works, do you guys know how this shit works?
This is actually nuts, what the fuck is this?
Holy shit, what the fuck?
I got you a present, we'll call it an early birthday gift, a thank you gift.
I am taken.
How dumb do you have to be as a fucking girl to not take a Eurus Perfumante, it looks like
with the fucking white, wait this looks kinda nice.
That shit looks good.
Should I do that to my car?
Not the color, but the way it looks is like,
it looks really fucking good.
And three Birkins.
Because she's loyal?
Brother, I'm gonna be honest with you,
if my girlfriend's ex made $700 million
and he offered her a fucking car,
I would say yeah, take that fucking car
and then block his number.
Simple as that, like what?
I would say take that fucking car.
And like bro, that's just not even,
That's not cuck shit. What why would you not take this for free if I would have gotten repoed that low-key
Holy fucking
So this guy really just made money and spent all of it, huh?
Skybury a Birkin. Yeah, you lost yourself man. Thank God. Yeah, you should have gotten caught man
Holy shit
This is fucking this is a PWJ aware
This is 22 year old Joseph O'Connor seeing sunlight for the first time in years, closely
followed by his lawyer mother who was willing to say anything to not see her son be extradited
to the US.
See, Joe had a secret he had been keeping from his mom.
He had spent years hacking and extorting celebrities, stolen hundreds of thousands
and crypto, and made quite the reputation for himself with the internet's biggest streamers
under his handle, PlugWalk Joe.
I wanna play you a few clips, but there's not a lot of stuff.
There's a dude out there who hacks streamers!
Stands just yet.
There's a slot team at my house right now, bro.
I can hear him.
Emergency.
Emergency.
No, bro, bro, bro, hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey!
You're talking about me?
How you doing, sir?
Oh, you're talking about me?
I'm talking about you, sir.
I'm talking about you.
So, all these popular streamers were getting swatted right around the top.
time that Joe did his perp walk here and I don't want to conflate that he
swatted them he had done some swatting but is he ever gonna get out or no I'm
not famous enough for this guy to come attack me right but what the fuck did he
just like
wait he's getting out I mean maybe he can like give me soaps not this
swatting but one of the people that's connected to these incidents ended up
Getting in a call with Aiden Ross and listen to what he had to say, especially about Joe towards the end.
But bro, why would you swap me because I didn't answer your DM, bro?
No, it's not even just about that. It's funny.
How is that funny, though?
Uh, you were scared for your life? You thought you were gonna die?
Funny as f***.
Wait, Aiden, can you say something for me?
What?
Can you say free plug walk, Joe?
No. Who the f*** is that?
No, you know who he is. We need to free him, free plug walk.
Wait, I know who that is. Isn't that like, typical Obama?
He is on, uh, an SSD world with us.
Yes, I know. Him and Rice go make it a server together.
See, this is a different type of hacker culture, if you will, than what I normally cover.
Yeah, I don't even know if I want to watch it, because one of his friends might be watching this, and they might just come for me.
Joe is infamous within these circles. It's not about the money, it's about causing havoc for the attention.
So today I want to take you into this world.
How Joe went from booting noobs off and call of duty to breaking into the accounts of-
What? Okay, so James Charles? Yeah, that's good. That's good hacks.
I mean, that's not good hacks, but like he does make like interesting videos now.
I don't know who that is, and I don't know who that is.
We got all sorts of crazy stuff to finally making one really bad connection within these shady circles that let Uncle Sam directly to his door.
Woah!
Woah, that's me! Look! Stay where we're not a fortnight!
Hey, you know what?
Watch it.
I'm like, yeah.
Yo, why is Joe front camera?
Can you send Joe out here with the bus down, bro?
Women's self-defense is a call on the internet, so don't you women be wasting your time thinking
you're going to stop using your self-defense courses?
You're going to knock them out.
It's not happening.
Wait, so let me get this straight.
This guy who's a hacker plays D10.
D10, I'm getting told that right now, and y'all want me to get on that server.
Well, it's fine, since you will, but anyway.
This is Joe's dad. In 1998, shortly after getting in a jail for sending razor blades in the mail,
he was being charged with murdering a fellow liberal...
That's illegal to send razor blades in the mail?
...in case before the trial was set to begin.
The main witness disappeared, and so the charges were dropped.
Now, this was all making big news back then, because Mr. Joe was now running for...
Guys, that's so crazy. I'm not even trying to sound stupid. Why?
At the same time, working as a bodyguard for the then far-right British National Party leader,
Nick Griffin. I get the sense that a lot of people didn't like this guy, but it's around this time that he was a
Razorblade weapon with little Joe and he was pissed. According to the court records, didn't want a kid.
I can't get into the specifics here, but by the time he was born in the summer of 99, I thought really
A razor blade? My fists are more of a weapon than a razor blade.
Bad. His mom shortly after-
Are you talking about like a razor blade that you use to just like shave your face like on like a thing?
or like a full-on like blade.
Her boss's car was petrol-bombed as retaliation for opening a custody battle over little Joe,
fled to southern Spain and was able to restart her career as a lawyer.
Joe apparently struggled in school here, but by 2007 his one outlet had become video games.
The Game Boy got him hooked and O-Boyd was tied to the Game Boy Classic.
It was practically all he was able to do-
I'll be honest with you, on bias, the DS was better.
I'll be honest.
His mom lost her job and after living off savings for two years, she and Joe, now 10,
turn to England looking for better prospects but the school situation only
got I got bad news chat I'm gonna watch this video for you guys but until I get
bored but case I'm just texting me saying Phantom's phone is off I don't
know if I can get you prior right now so you might have to do tomorrow I'm
trying the worst bullying shaman hey hey he tried right okay sometimes things
don't work out eventually switched to more or less a homeschool routine and by
14 according to his mom was spending 16 to 18 hours a day on his computer
That sounds like me. I'll be honest with you, another pause coming in.
Everybody knows Black Ops 2, era, modern warfare 3, Black Ops 1.
It is not crazy to be on the game for more than 10 hours.
I'm just being honest. It's just addicting, bro. Same with OG, OG Fortnite.
And I want to explore this period of Joe's life because it helps us understand how he made a leap
from nerdy recluse into going after the world's most popular select.
Who the fuck are these people?
I didn't know Kingbash, James Charles, and the guy who pissed on his cat.
Who the fuck are these two girls?
Dude, the middle left, I know her from something.
Okay, so Joe has done an amazing job of clearing his old-
Guys, guys, guys, I get it.
Los is live.
Okay, like, what are you going to do?
Like, you guys spam it like it's a life, like a life alert, bro.
Like, it's not, he's not even there.
Ma, just ban the word Los for today.
Fuck this shit.
Fuck his appreciation.
the internet for good reason but with some creative digging and talking to the
folks who knew him back then but pieced it all together. Around 2014 Joe got
involved in a website called Game Battles. This was MLG's official online
co-g. Oh my god MonoWarp33 was one of the greatest call of duty ever facts.
Back then he was going under the handle complex or one of these derivatives of it.
His Skype specifically was... What's better than MonoWarp33 or Black Ops 1?
We'll come back to it shortly. So within the Game Battles community Joe
pretty much immediately develops a reputation as a lag switcher check out
Oh, I hate it lag switchers like why though like why would you ever be a lag switcher?
It's just like nobody likes a lag switcher, bro. Like why it serves no purpose
If you didn't play Call of Duty back then basically if you were the host of the game lobby
You could purposely disrupt your own internet connection and this will cause everyone else in the lobby
Oh, and then the whole lobby lags and then it says migrating hosts classic be lagging yourself
And so if he was losing a games battle tournament, he could do this to give himself a bit of an edge
Joe was naturally also in the DDoSing people searching his username online shows that someone uploaded a video
Teaching others how to change their IP
Anyone of my channel know how to hack the video they have it dedicated to Joe who quote booted me offline for three months straight
This stuff was pretty common back then for a couple of dollars on hacking forms
You could buy access to booters and knock someone's internet offline and putting Joe's known email into have I been found
Yeah, he was on a lot of these forms and like many other kids on these forms who's
Selling CS go matchmaking
Text message was one so that my shoes that I go off in 24 and 29 minutes, bro
They just texted me saying you only have 29 minutes and I'm booting your shirt one would buy these to serve or hack on
His mom even knew about this and a letter she wrote
Send them a picture of you on the middle finger, bro
3-8-hounds reference to your have since been deleted
What she didn't know is that Joe is maybe into some more risky methods
Now I wasn't able to confirm this
Because I couldn't find any old post by him as the website has been down for a while
What a stupid fucking name, I'm sorry I gotta pause
Like bro you just subbed to me for one year
And I'm not even kidding your name's Matthew, that just fucking killed my whole vibe
Like I don't know, bro
It's just a basic fucking name
main years but one of his old friends who I spoke to you told me that he was on
social engineer dot net and that does line up with yo give me fucking some of
the juicy loop row like this is I gotta learn like the first victim I'm skipping
guys don't can I skip finding creative ways to get free things from companies
he told me that Joe was specifically into buying cracked Amazon accounts
What is a cracked Amazon account?
That's a thing?
Dude, should I be worried, Chad?
I got like two factor on everything and like
whatnot, but like, Chad is scared.
I had a hacker back in the day
who called me on Discord somehow
and he screen shared little baby's email.
I'm not even kidding.
It's like 2020.
use these accounts to request
He was followed by like Drake on Instagram
He was followed by like every artist
every like celebrity, Kylie Jenner
Because in those cases, you were kidding the fraudulent replacements
meld directly to your own house
and so other kids on the forum
that would break into these accounts
find lists of them, would then sell them
and apparently Joe was buying these accounts
and then using them to actually manipulate
their support into sending him these items
or he would like do it for-
I don't care bro! Like oh my god
Oh my fucking god. It's actually so annoying like what bro like
Don't get the sense that this was a huge graph
But it does show that he was falling deeper and deeper into these communities
Starting to find ways to reward himself for being a part of holy shit
This was the hacker which is the scent into his latest dead ass baby. You know thing here is that username complex the god
Check it out around this time. What is gamertag posted a series of videos about his hacker?
Maybe two three months ago. I'm
I saw a clip of Braden Gu with no chain or no net. It's about Cosmo. Otherwise known as Cosmo the God
He took down NASDAQ
CIA.gov right which is Americans like Central Intelligence Agency
He took that bro. I'm not gonna lie. You guys call me a big piece of shit. Who's his first victim?
I gotta watch this. From September 2018. This is how you treat this guy like he's a fucking like urban legend
Apple was releasing the iPhone XS, and the big marketing campaign had people hyped up.
But then, over 17 million subscribers got a notification on YouTube, a new video by
Logan Paul had just been uploaded.
But anyone who clicked it would find something really odd.
The title of the video was just Giveaway, and it was only 21 seconds long, urging people
to click the link in the description.
Okay, it is a hot take.
If you're this fucking stupid to see a fucking YouTube video by a YouTuber of 20 seconds
that says giveaway, like, you deserve to get hacked.
I'm dead ass here.
Like, how can you be this fucking naive?
To claim a free iPhone.
But within minutes, the video was removed.
It had only got 10,000 views.
And then another one pops up,
title giving away 1,500 iPhones.
This was a much more Logan Paul-inspired title,
and this one stayed up for hours, gained.
You gotta raise a stupid fucking child to do that.
I'm gonna be honest with you.
And over 100,000 views before it got deleted.
And the link in the description
Just like to a spammy infinite ad loop website that the hackers were probably making some profit off people visiting
But this was a I've never fallen for a hack ever besides when I used to beat my dick on my Samsung when I was in school
Every time I would go on like born hub or whatever when I was in like when I was younger
It said that the government has control over my phone and my phone would start vibrating
So I threw it across the room and I started panicking pain
That actually made you think you were getting a free iPhone when you click there's all a little weird at the same time
And Logan's Twitter had just been taken over, and whoever the hacker was, they were tweeting
all sorts of bizarre stuff like, KSI is a stranger alpha male, and this will be remembered
as the day Twitter was hijacked and crashed.
And then they're making a bunch of tweets asking people to follow weird accounts.
And here it is, a familiar name in all of this strangeness.
Follow at PlugWalk Joe, and I'll quote drop Logan Paul's sentence.
So this guy's getting out of jail?
That no one got to watch because Logan quickly took back his accounts and deleted all of
this nonsense.
Joe had clearly made it into a hacking group. They clearly had a method to break into high-profile accounts
Bro, I'm not gonna lie, anyone in this frame group, go heck with it!
Show me that you fucking do this shit!
From High Heaven.
By what?
Speaking of stolen accounts, today's sponsor and Cogni will-
Oh god, fuck your sponsor.
Like, their contact information isn't ending up in these target lists.
So if you're ready to take your personal-
Oh god, fuck your sponsor.
Foei Moritz, Shane Dawson, Eve-
Who the fuck is this?
The founder of Twitter, Jack-
Is that- is that the fucking guy who daced the board, sir? What's his name?
Dorsey. All lost access to their accounts.
And the hackers started spamming all this crazy stuff.
Jack on Friday got hacked.
That's Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey.
And this is what his Twitter feed ended up looking like.
From racial slurs to anti-Semitic-
Chungus.
France. The hacker or hack-
James Charles got some nice booty with IZemojis covering the two O's.
Like this guy needs to be checked on who's too like why would you ever even tweet this bro?
Well, he's a predator.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Well, celebrity news outlets were frantically researching how computer hacks work and then
trying to explain that in a way that 50 year old moms will understand.
The attacks kept escalating, this time even targeting a Twitter belonging to Etika who
had just passed away a month before and these tweets were made like having no respect for
this man's death.
And here it is, what we've been looking for.
I remember the chocolate shit.
Were the common thread between all of the hacks.
I actually remember that shit.
Joe got involved with the group, the chuckling squad.
And it seemed they were willing to try anything for a little clout.
When they got into Bella's horn snapchat, they found new photos.
And then threatened to release them if she didn't make a video thanking the hackers and
tagging all of their accounts.
When she didn't immediately do that, Joe got into her Twitter, posted this nasty stuff,
and then further threatened to leak those photos if 5,000 people followed him.
Bella wasn't about to go down without a fight.
She managed to regain access to her accounts and just posted those photos herself, alongside
all the text messages of them attempting to extort her.
She took the power away from her.
And after the incident, she was going and talking to news agencies, telling them about
how she's engaging law enforcement and private investigators to try and find out who was behind
the attack.
I'm just worried like a hacker watches me and like sees me and reacts to this shit and
wants to take me out next.
The next target on TikTok stars, they took over the accounts of Addison Rae and Dixie D'Amelio
Oh I remember these!
Amongst other nonsense, two combined 100 million followers
They also somehow got this kid to start posting actual videos
Who is this?
Follow Plugwark Joe, I'ma shoot you bitch
The worst part about all of these attacks, like, she wasn't really even gaining many followers
That you can see on Dixie's TikTok here, there's this one video
Why do I remember this video? Like, I feel like I've seen this video
With the caption, spread the word, PlugWalk Joe runs the comm.
I'm not good with watches, but it looks like a similar one that Joe would go on to later
showcase on a stream years later.
Seemed that Joe maybe had a little bit of money if this thing wasn't fake.
At this time, he's living in Spain alone for most of the day, so I went back to him.
Let me change your life, bro.
You need a good lawyer?
I can help you, bro.
We could work something out.
That ass.
Okay, but had hired a nanny to take care of him because according to her, he was incapable
of self-care.
These nannies like buying the groceries, bringing them over, maybe cooking some meals, doing
some cleaning.
This is when news articles start to come out.
They had found out how Joe and friends were getting into all of these accounts.
Even seeing Bach posted a video about how it happened.
This is a classic simswap class, report someone's phone number over to a phone you can control,
then you can go try to sign in to their account, hit forgot password, you now get that text
message and you can reset the password to anything you want and login.
That's how they got into all of these celebrity accounts, but most people that do simswapping,
they do it to get into crypto accounts, it's still hundreds of thousands of dollars and
yeah by the way, Joe had been doing that too.
It turns out, just before moving back to Spain in 2019,
I don't know how much crypto I have in my phone, I'll tell you right now.
Joe and two underage co-conspirators targeted a Manhattan-based company, providing crypto
wallet infrastructure services to crypto-exchangers-
$12.09.
They took the phones of the co-founder and vice president of development.
From here, they got into the G Suite admin panel, which they used to access even more
than $12.00.
That's not cap.
I swear to God.
I sold all my crypto when it was hit 4K.
They were able to find and steal $794,000 worth of crypto.
To date, this would be worth nearly $3 million, and to celebrate, they used one of the executive's
Skype accounts to create a group chat with all of the people in the company.
I'll actually never forget that, bro.
ETH hit $4,000 and Siggi told me to pull out, and I did, and I, bro, I'm not even kidding,
that was the biggest cash out of my life.
And how did they ever hit $4K after that, did it?
Haunted them for about two hours for, quote, getting hacked by a group of kids.
The stolen coins were subsequently laundered by sending them through a series of transactions
meant to hide where they went.
They must have not realized how easy you remember that day or not trace this stuff because at the end of the blockchain
Was an account on Binance registered under Joe's name to which he received his share of the spoils
What is Joe is this Joe Bartolozzi and she was a coin based account stealing point five bitcoins a Gemini account
Where he stole another 1.6 and another coin base where he took 18 more
But he then had some sort of falling out with the other two from that big attack
He started getting death threats again people were showing up outside of his house recording more threatening videos
His mom has now said on record that this pushed them to make that move back to Spain
But she's careful here to say that they plan to do the move regardless because otherwise that would be running
Nevertheless, this was my
This is like me bro like I
Bro laser, let me get you know many times people threaten me. I'm like scared. I have to go back to cherry hill like I'm dead
I have you ever been close to moving back to moving back
So you know like one time bra's scared brother told me they were gonna kill me over here
So I wanted to be back to like my time because I had like a I got a gang over there
like we're chilling, you know? Yeah.
I think it's more cherry hill. Yeah, all right.
Perversente, you promised his mom that he wouldn't
steal that photo. I mean, I guess technically that doesn't
take the celebrity hacks I just told you about off the
table. Anyways, back alone in Spain, he must have felt
impervious here, like it was safer to do this sort of
stuff than it was in the UK. I mean, why are you ready?
Pre rules. Wait, my twitch has pre rules on chat.
Say on God, I'll turn that off right now. Is it actually no I'm literally looking
Disable pre-O
Unable yeah look I have it disabled
Wait twitch does it without my permission say on God
Wait, what?
Press agency to have these money
Do you think which made off the same? He was a crypto expert a dollar is meant to justify where the bitcoins were coming from
But like talk about beyond reckless it seems these articles were published in 2020 by looking at the view source and the publish date on them
But I'm a little confused because he used like babyface pictures of himself even though he's an adult
It's just a baby bro.
But if 2020 is right, one of the chuckling squad members had already been arrested.
The guy who was responsible for finding the phone numbers of celebrities.
So Joe knew the state trade.
Why do it?
Well, maybe this was his way to-
I'm not gonna lie, I'm getting bored bro.
Like I need to see something like important.
I'll be honest with you.
I gotta say this video is putting me to bed.
Yeah, like bro, this guy like, I'm gonna be honest with you guys.
Like it was entertaining at first and then like it bored me.
Yo, Joe bro, if you're out there bro, hack my friend, uh, Laze.
okay hey what's good joe it's me lays here bro um probably shouldn't hack me just because like
he'd probably be pretty boring i don't know like you're gonna hack me for what like honestly
i'll just like we could join call and kick it but like hacking me is kind of a drag though
burger's just chilling bro he's not even in his new mansion he doesn't even like it should i
fucking just kill him yeah i it always rolled off the tongue but you call yourself don't worry i'll
I'll finish your sandwiches, bro.
I got you.
9-11, the final minutes.
Bro, you should watch Joe, the official trailer.
I saw that shit.
This is the dumbest shit ever, bro.
Drewski just is so bored, man.
I'm on my YouTube right now.
I'm trying to find a video for us to all watch.
Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends?
Okay, no Instagram real suck on PC bro. It sucks dick. Yeah, I like no it just sucks bro like everything sucks
What is Tuscan is a but is that a fake?
Tuscan
Thank you, man
No.
What are you doing?
There's not a video on YouTube, but it's not what I thought it was.
Bro, did you ever watch, like, Jay Swingler on YouTube?
You said what?
Did you ever watch Jay Swingler on YouTube?
Um...
No.
Dan Bursa, what are you trying to do right now? You trying to do something or no?
See, Draca League, we can find a YouTube video.
We can go through TikTok Likes.
We can see if we can win a Val game. We can play we can play 4nioG until we get a win
You good you hear me good or no yeah, I was getting some yawn audio right after I explained a few things
I'm just trying to think bro. I mean we could like okay, so here's what we could do right?
Give me like 10 seconds to think about this idea
Okay, so we could
Lonkey do a stream where we can't and
Dude that one big ass yawn into a stretch
Just go chill for the night. Oh my god, bro, bro. I'm not even kidding
It's like that feeling that you just like get it's just like I don't know how to describe it man
It's just like when you do that big stretch, and you're like, oh damn. I want to just lay down
You know what I'm saying bro like instead of hard game just recline my chair
Oh my fucking god, bro. Oh my god
I
Right you want to see the minions movie. Let's see the minions movie
No, but she sure see you on W lays in the chat
Yo guys, I'm not kidding. I
Think I'm just better off just watching the games
off the stream. The chat becomes kind of eh and you watch the games on stream. Why are
you guys screenshotting this shit bro? Like oh my god bro. We gotta think of what we could
do tomorrow by the way because I cancelled the pizza because it's just dumb bro I'm
fucking idiot I need to think of a new idea. If y'all didn't know we're live tomorrow and
And then Friday I'm live, Saturday I'm live, Sunday I'm live, Monday I'm taking off, and
then I'm flying to Miami and then the 10th we have a TeeFoo stream, World Cup stream
right after, Pro-Way I'm right after, Clicks Day right after, yep, we've got a big schedule.
And we have a lot of IRLs planned coming up and then also we have a big announcement
kind of, I think at the end of the month, something is happening.
Oh
Yeah, we're gonna do a GTA marathon for sure that too good and Red Dead Redemption
Um I
Love you boys today was a great fucking stream that asked I lowkey loved playing video games in beginning of my stream
I think tomorrow. I'm gonna try to go live earlier. I'm gonna go live like around like noon
I look he liked that a lot. I don't know why I felt good
Felt good doing live early, and then you guys say cap. Well, whatever man. I just can't win with you guys
I guess can't fucking win
Thank you guys for the sub say thank you for anyone who don't know you guys are fucking goaded
Thank you to anyone who followed lots of new subs today. Shout out the stable community
Listen, I actually hate when you guys do like no joke like community to me like say I'm a part-timer when I stream six hours
Like it literally just makes me not want to go live. I'm gonna be honest with you
Like I'm literally just enjoying streaming also by the way wait just tomorrow night this can Carson drop his album or no
Is he dropping his album tomorrow night
Maybe I'll stay on for that too. Yeah, I'm down to stay on if you guys want to see that
No one's being serious
Fuck you. All right. I love you boys join the Twitter com xmish mark com
Let me see the blue in the chat send stuff to the P.O. box and I will see you guys tomorrow for another stream
Back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back streams because stable renown
I'll loves you and you are loved you are loved, bro
You guys are golden join the Twitter come and send stuff to the P.O. box send
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