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stableronaldo

07-03-2026 · 3h 00m

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[00:00:30] See me on TV, you know, you're not feeling fine

[00:00:33] I'm in a bubble, you're like the anion on

[00:00:36] You better speak, right on the window

[00:00:38] Now that I ain't got no way out, but the onus read

[00:00:40] I got a clip in the vein, bruh

[00:00:42] He's throwing YPL on the machine at my end, though

[00:00:45] I'm in a code of six, everything looks like plates

[00:00:48] Can't tell you they're crap or something

[00:00:50] Cause they've got some ways

[00:00:51] In trouble, they'll say, oh, but I can't come back around nice

[00:00:54] If you ain't with the onus, you're nice

[00:00:56] I can't with the onus

[00:00:57] Just like Janet and T.I.M.A.

[00:01:00] I'm on my spot, they put me in a box

[00:01:03] You know I'm done, you know I'm getting it, I'm caught

[00:01:06] Now I'm trapped on a dead white stock

[00:01:09] I'm a son of a label that I'm beyond

[00:01:12] Grand people beyond, damn I know they're on

[00:01:15] You know I'm done, you know I'm done

[00:01:18] You know I'm done, you know I'm done

[00:01:20] Blackness don't black noise it

[00:01:22] Yeah!

[00:01:30] Hey!

[00:01:36] Yeah!

[00:01:41] Yeah!

[00:01:46] Yeah!

[00:01:52] Hey

[00:02:01] Where do I start?

[00:02:19] Hey

[00:02:22] Oh

[00:02:46] Oh

[00:03:22] Jace is 826 months in mid to the 60 months.

[00:03:25] I'm actually Sammy with the 50 months, 29 months with the 2.

[00:03:27] Well, I asked for the 3 months.

[00:03:29] Wow, look at these watch streaks.

[00:03:31] Wow, 20 streaks?

[00:03:33] Wowzers.

[00:03:35] Yo, Jace, thank you so much for morning, 830 months.

[00:03:37] YS with the 3 months.

[00:03:39] Hello, Infamous. Thank you so much for sub 1, 2, 2, 4, with the 17 months.

[00:03:44] Good morning, DJ Fats. It's 26 months.

[00:03:47] Have a thing for the 13 months.

[00:03:49] with them for months. Hey hey hey, don't give it a rest. You must have given it a rest.

[00:03:55] No, you must have given it a rest. You must have given it a rest. Thank you so much.

[00:03:57] You made it every nine months, good morning, good morning. What's the email today?

[00:04:01] Hey, what's the email today?

[00:04:03] What's the email today? I need a laughing email.

[00:04:05] I need a laughing email. What type of laughing email?

[00:04:09] What type? I need something that's funny.

[00:04:11] Yo, Zach's was done though. The nation, they were nice emails.

[00:04:15] Emote of the day is

[00:04:20] You know what the motor the day is the minion spinning popcorn

[00:04:23] I'm not bugging

[00:04:24] Bugger bro bugger

[00:04:25] Yo Owen they were to suck CJ they were to force even months GM's today for four months

[00:04:30] Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you

[00:04:33] Holy streak some of you guys are this many people have watched 20 streams in a row. Holy diehard fan. Thank you, bro

[00:04:40] Thank you, bro

[00:04:42] Yo, Jesus David one year cap with 23 months. GM. Thank you. Good for the stop much. Oh shit

[00:04:48] If you never 14 months be Santa you call the Internet she must be good. God. Yeah

[00:04:56] John David的 27 months bow bow bow bow bow

[00:05:01] okay, they were the 7 months a sir great Saint but in 20 30 months quirky

[00:05:04] Thank you, Katie shout out to ladies that have your ladies say me if your lady say me

[00:05:09] I'm trying to see something. Do I have any later? He's in the chat.

[00:05:12] All right. Pause the music. Pause the music. Pause the music. Pause the music. Pause the music.

[00:05:17] Pause the music. Pause the music. Who in here likes looking at stable Ronaldo to make fun of him and laugh?

[00:05:25] Go ahead. Who in here? Who in here? Why'd speed lap with 11 months?

[00:05:29] Fault? They've been in 9 months. Oh, Kimmy already sending me a TikTok ruining my intro. What?

[00:05:39] All right, listen who here likes making fun of me? Say me. Go ahead. Go ahead. Who

[00:05:49] here? Oh nice. Who here right is poor? Say me.

[00:05:58] Who here thinks that they are funny? Say me. And last but not least, who in here

[00:06:08] Thanks, I'm skinny and handsome. Say me

[00:06:15] Lots of me's lots of me's man lots of me's yep, yep, yep. Well guys today is an official day where you can actually

[00:06:23] Make money

[00:06:27] Today guys we are doing a

[00:06:32] Try not to laugh the stable edition you you right there you

[00:06:38] Right there!

[00:06:40] In about approximately like 30 minutes, if any of you guys can make me giggle, jizz, or laugh,

[00:06:49] you'll be getting $100.

[00:06:51] Now, here's the trick. Ron, that's a slow amount of money. That's a low amount of money.

[00:06:57] One of you guys might be taking home a thousand.

[00:07:02] Now, Ron, that's a low amount of money.

[00:07:04] Ron, that's a low amount of money.

[00:07:06] One of you guys might be getting 5,000.

[00:07:12] Now, Jared, they were the 10 gifted subs.

[00:07:16] Thank you so much. Thank you so much.

[00:07:18] They were the 10 gifted subs. Much appreciated.

[00:07:20] APW, appreciate it.

[00:07:22] Oh my God, Evan with the 10 gifted.

[00:07:24] Are y'all trying to persuade me to give you money by gifting?

[00:07:27] USD or rupees? What the fuck do you think, bro?

[00:07:30] You think I'm just giving away rupees, bro?

[00:07:32] Like, come on, I'm gonna give you guys,

[00:07:34] I'm going to give you guys USD bro.

[00:07:36] Now listen, we're going to start in approximately 30 minutes.

[00:07:38] Now I know you guys are going to say, do the classic,

[00:07:41] what the fuck did Burgers do?

[00:07:43] I just want to show you something below.

[00:07:44] Now do the classic, ready?

[00:07:45] Do the classic, whatever it might be.

[00:07:47] The only way, and this is fairs, this is fairs,

[00:07:51] the only way to filter out the trolls

[00:07:53] is we have to do media share.

[00:07:54] You could send any type of video, any type of video.

[00:07:58] It could be about me, it could be about another person,

[00:08:01] it could even be about anything.

[00:08:03] Now the only thing is, if I laugh at something like crazy

[00:08:07] disrespectful, is that a ban or did they get money?

[00:08:11] Like what if it's like something like, come on bro,

[00:08:13] like you know what I'm talking about, like,

[00:08:15] you know what I'm talking about bro,

[00:08:16] like you know exactly what I'm talking about bro,

[00:08:18] like money, guys I'm not doing discord at all.

[00:08:22] You guys will never get that chance

[00:08:23] because every time we do discord,

[00:08:24] it becomes like a cat looking sideways.

[00:08:28] Kids are just gonna come in, say something racist,

[00:08:30] say something out of pocket or whatever,

[00:08:32] and then it's just like whatever, bro.

[00:08:33] And I've watched, I'll be honest with you,

[00:08:35] I've watched a ton of YouTube videos,

[00:08:37] I like people do try not to laugh with their community.

[00:08:39] The best way to do it is through media share.

[00:08:41] If you have a problem, just don't compete.

[00:08:42] Simple as that, bro.

[00:08:43] Simple as that.

[00:08:45] Anyways, though, how's everybody doing in the chat, man?

[00:08:47] How y'all doing, bro?

[00:08:48] Did I just see a first time chatter say,

[00:08:50] oh my God, it's Marlin's friend?

[00:08:52] Are we fucking dead ass?

[00:08:53] Are we fucking dead ass?

[00:08:55] Also, by the way, by the way,

[00:08:58] we are doing a short stream.

[00:09:00] I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, Elrond, Elrond, do it, whatever, bro, whatever it

[00:09:05] might be.

[00:09:06] The only reason we're doing a short stream is because I've been up since 8am and I went

[00:09:13] to the gym this morning, oh my god I did, oh my god I did, oh my god I did.

[00:09:17] I went to the gym this morning and then I also shot a video for Rogue's channel, so,

[00:09:22] you know, fairs, fairs, fairs, fairs.

[00:09:25] And then I have a shoot for Ultra after this.

[00:09:31] So yes, more content, more everything.

[00:09:33] I'm not taking off to go eat 100 nuggets at McDonald's.

[00:09:36] I'm not taking off to go jerk off.

[00:09:38] I'm not taking off to go eat whatever it might be, bro.

[00:09:40] At least I'm being productive.

[00:09:41] Fares, fares, fares, fares, fares.

[00:09:44] But tomorrow, tomorrow we're going to be live early because there is a core 4th of July

[00:09:49] party.

[00:09:50] Now, how can we make the 4th of July party about us, the stable?

[00:09:54] Dude the thing that I was thinking of last year I did like a stand where I sold items

[00:10:00] What if this time we do like I don't know like a lemonade stand?

[00:10:03] I don't know something bro that we just over charged lemonade

[00:10:08] We could do an ice cream truck not a bad shout could be security not a bad shout

[00:10:14] Slushy stand. Oh shit 7-eleven. We did that last year, right? We did that last year. I'm not doing it again

[00:10:20] I'll be honest with you also by the way, I don't have Pepsi

[00:10:22] So I don't know how I'm supposed to build something in less than a couple hours last time we built a shed that was already there, bro

[00:10:28] I know bro. I miss Pepsi bro. I know I know maybe we sell honey packs

[00:10:32] Not a bad shout and then also on the fifth unless adapt somehow cancels on the fifth

[00:10:39] We have a day in Malibu so me and adapt are gonna take the golf cart out and we're gonna go all the way to Malibu

[00:10:45] We're gonna spend the day there. You know I'm saying we're gonna do a little bit of like a lost in Malibu with the cart

[00:10:50] Whatever it might be. So yes, we'll be doing that. Um, hello, right? I will see you soon. Um,

[00:10:56] and then also, and then also on the six, I'm pretty sure I'm going to be,

[00:11:02] I don't want to lock it in yet, but I might have a cool stream. I'm not saying it yet.

[00:11:07] I'm not saying it yet. And then next week, we also have the Tifu stream. So me and Tifu,

[00:11:12] for anyone who didn't know, we're doing an IRL stream on the 10th. Me and him will be in Florida

[00:11:16] And then we'll be doing a whole day with him.

[00:11:19] So that's an IRL stream.

[00:11:21] The 11th is also my first World Cup game.

[00:11:23] That's an IRL stream.

[00:11:24] And then the 12th is the Fortnite Pro M, Shabang.

[00:11:27] And then the 13th, we'll be doing Extreme with Clicks

[00:11:30] into FNCS, Shabang in-person, Bang.

[00:11:33] Thank you so much for the five fucking gifted Robin.

[00:11:36] Much appreciated.

[00:11:37] Yes, it should be pretty nice, bro.

[00:11:39] So don't be mad if Stabler and Otto's doing short streams.

[00:11:41] At least he's working first.

[00:11:43] You know what I'm saying?

[00:11:44] I will not be going to Tarpon Springs, bro.

[00:11:46] Fuck that weak-ass place that places garbage it is dog shit

[00:11:50] There's absolutely nothing to do there when I went there bro. It was a fucking candy lane, bro

[00:11:54] I literally saw like candy canes everywhere growing out of the ground, bro

[00:11:57] I'm not going back there like that ass stop hating on my town bro. Fuck your town also, bro

[00:12:02] I don't know what happened to Lacey, but I heard he's on code Dean and extreme drugs right now

[00:12:06] I don't know if he's sleeping. I don't know what it is, but I saw it 3 a.m.

[00:12:10] It was like Santa Claus going into Lacey's room, bro

[00:12:12] I saw fucking silky tiptoeing into his room trying to take the codeine. I don't know, bro

[00:12:17] It's fucking crazy. You don't believe me, bro. I'm telling you, bro

[00:12:20] I'm telling you bro. You won't believe me, but he was dead ass tiptoeing. He was dead ass fucking tiptoeing, bro

[00:12:25] I swear, bro. I swear. Oh

[00:12:30] Yeah, and then also I think at the end of the month me and agent will be doing an IRL stream bang

[00:12:35] How's everyone doing though? How's everyone doing before we start? You know I'm saying like

[00:12:39] Talk to me, bro. Talk to me, man. How do I?

[00:12:42] Doing bro good good good Ron. You're so handsome bro. Ron. You look so good. Hey, bro. Thank you, bro

[00:12:48] Thank you, man. Um, also by the way, Mecca chameleon bro. I don't know what it is

[00:12:53] I'm gonna I mean it was a guy's that's what we were filming bro

[00:12:57] I became so fucking good at it on everything. I love I'm not trolling. I'm not like over exaggerating

[00:13:03] Bro when y'all see the footage, bro, I became good at the game if I'm lying. I'm flying I

[00:13:09] I swear, bro. I swear. Um, whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.

[00:13:15] Hey! Hey! Yo skos, they were a five gifted skosie. Thank you so much, bro.

[00:13:22] Listen, man, that game is not hard. I got good, bro. If I'm lying, no. I don't know.

[00:13:28] Um, Ron, you look so skinny today, bro. I'm not kidding. I don't want to read

[00:13:34] that message because I know y'all be saying cap and shit and we do this

[00:13:36] every stream but y'all bro I'm telling you every single day bro y'all see the

[00:13:40] difference bro y'all see the difference they were the six months be hard or

[00:13:43] much appreciated Ron no one said that so explain this guy right here explain this

[00:13:49] guy right here explain this guy right here explain not explain also by the

[00:13:54] way Argentina plays today I'm gonna be honest with you they're gonna win facts

[00:13:58] enough they're dead ass gonna win like easily like without a doubt they're

[00:14:02] gonna fucking win bro like there's no fucking way they lose right how many

[00:14:09] more games are there until the finals like how many more days not games like

[00:14:13] each game like how many more days until like the final how many more only a

[00:14:22] couple more sit wait 16 more games say one god

[00:14:27] bro I'll be honest with you call me a larp larp so whore whatever you want to

[00:14:31] call me that Ronaldo the game yesterday I don't know bro something's up something's

[00:14:43] up I'm gonna be honest with you something's up bro I if that was CP they're not there

[00:14:50] brother not allowing that they're dead ass not allowing that bro they're dead ass not

[00:14:54] allowing that I'm dead serious they're like there's something's something's off

[00:14:58] Bro, I just saw first-time chatter say play or they said play League of Legends with Jinxie

[00:15:02] I'll be honest with you how much money would it take for you guys to get on League of Legends for fucking more than the five minutes, bro

[00:15:09] This is the last bracket. Okay, so I don't want to be a Lord Corpse or once again

[00:15:15] Paraguay versus France realistically speaking. It's gonna be France facts or no

[00:15:20] Canada versus Morocco, who's better than Morocco or Canada? I'll be honest with you

[00:15:25] I I don't know I don't I don't know these two teams, bro

[00:15:28] I'm a little LARP so or I'm a little LARP so or that Morocco. Okay, Morocco versus France

[00:15:34] I'm just gonna be honest with you. It's probably gonna be fucking France

[00:15:37] Portugal versus Spain wait, is that we name your mall versus Ronaldo?

[00:15:43] Say I'm gone and I'm not a lot right now Ron's dog Jack Sunion. Thank you for a five matter of dadders

[00:15:49] Thank you so much wait. Who's better right now? Lemania mall or Ronaldo?

[00:15:53] I don't even know bro. I don't want to be like a LARP LARP, but like bro low-key

[00:15:58] Lamea mall is pretty fucking good, bro

[00:16:00] He's pretty fucking good, bro. I got low key Spain winning that USA vs. Belgium

[00:16:08] It's a sad day for us United States people bro, they took one of our best fucking players bro

[00:16:13] Because they knew we were gonna win facts or no

[00:16:18] I'll be honest with you, bro

[00:16:19] Do you really think we'd be Belgium like genuinely curious? Do you really think we beat Belgium?

[00:16:25] After we lost a good player

[00:16:28] Then this is on a six, should I take off that day? What day is that?

[00:16:33] Let's see. I might take off that day and watch all the games like a little lazy sack of shit

[00:16:38] Brazil versus Norway

[00:16:40] Wait, I just realized the game that me jinxing more than in late black shadow of Lacey's going now

[00:16:46] Is his leg hopefully he gets it you can walk, bro

[00:16:50] Are we gonna be what we're gonna be watching Brazil and Norway Mexico in England?

[00:16:55] One of these for that flow key a stacked game. No, what's the most stacked game?

[00:16:59] We can low key watch the 11th would it be Mexico versus Brazil or

[00:17:04] Norway versus England Norway versus I feel like Norway versus Mexico would be like

[00:17:09] Or Brazil versus Mexico. Nobody wants to see England. I'll be honest with you like England is just like

[00:17:15] Like, like, bro, if you're from England, bro, just kick rocks.

[00:17:18] I'm gonna be the guy to say it, bro.

[00:17:19] I don't know.

[00:17:20] I don't know, bro.

[00:17:20] I'm gonna be honest with you, bro.

[00:17:21] I mean, you can't look at sideways me, man, but, like,

[00:17:23] bro, it's not coming home, bro.

[00:17:25] It's not coming home.

[00:17:27] It's not.

[00:17:28] Argentina versus Cap Verde.

[00:17:32] Yeah, I'm gonna be honest with you.

[00:17:35] I can't say too much, but, like, me and Messi

[00:17:39] got something planned.

[00:17:40] That's all I'm gonna say.

[00:17:42] Messi does not suck, bro.

[00:17:44] He's gonna win back-to-back worlds cups,

[00:17:46] and then what is the world gonna say?

[00:17:48] What are they gonna say about me and Messi, bro?

[00:17:50] Messi's gonna win back-to-back world cups,

[00:17:51] and then what are they gonna say about us?

[00:17:53] I'm telling you, bro.

[00:17:54] I'm telling you, bro.

[00:17:55] Who else besides Argentina has a chance

[00:17:57] to win the World Cup?

[00:17:58] Explain.

[00:17:59] Maybe fucking like France?

[00:18:03] Like who else?

[00:18:04] The USA?

[00:18:06] I'll be honest with you, bro.

[00:18:09] I don't think it's gonna happen.

[00:18:10] I'm gonna, I want them to,

[00:18:12] But I don't think it's gonna happen, bro. I'll be honest with you

[00:18:16] W big dick Harry Indian. I love you daddy. See messages like this just need a 30 minute timeout

[00:18:21] And messages like that need a 30 minute timeout Canada if Canada wins, bro

[00:18:25] I'll let agent fucking double zero fuck my face, bro. If Canada fucking wins. There's not even a chance, bro

[00:18:31] There's actually not even a chance

[00:18:34] What is this adapt and Tyler one have officially been featured in an ad for eSports World Cup 2026

[00:18:42] He thinks he can come in here and play my game!

[00:18:46] He knows nothing!

[00:18:50] Tyler1, you're done.

[00:18:52] This is my ladder!

[00:18:54] You can't climb it!

[00:18:55] It's better than being a hard-sucked master.

[00:18:57] I'm at 8 for 5!

[00:18:58] How far now?

[00:18:59] Wait, I'm confused.

[00:19:00] Did Adapt and Tyler1 finish their marathon, by the way?

[00:19:04] Bro, y'all, I thought they were supposed to do like a 3-day marathon.

[00:19:08] What happened?

[00:19:10] Also, by the way, what is with every single, like, company making AI captions, bro, like...

[00:19:17] Bro, and that, you're aiming way too high for someone like Tyler 1, bro.

[00:19:32] He's below your knees, like...

[00:19:34] Shit yeah, do something then.

[00:19:38] Right bro, he's not up here bro, he's not.

[00:19:44] Hey, shoutout to Tyler1 and to that bro, that's a pretty nice commercial.

[00:19:47] For some reason guys, I just can't get any brands to fuck with me.

[00:19:50] Why is that you think? What did I do?

[00:19:52] Like, did I, you think I did something?

[00:19:54] Like, I'm really trying to think about it right now bro.

[00:19:56] No brands really just like...

[00:19:58] They don't really fuck with me bro.

[00:20:00] I just dub everything.

[00:20:02] Wait, he was crying? Lacea abruptly ended stream in tears after re-injuring his 20-cl.

[00:20:08] I have the Lakers doctor who said we'll do the surgery.

[00:20:12] How long are you really out when you do this type of surgery? Like, how, how, how bad is it?

[00:20:17] Is it like one of the worst surgeries you can get?

[00:20:22] It's six months, but like, can you walk in six months? Or you can't walk at all for six months?

[00:20:32] Bro, I told Lacey, bro, if he really does get this surgery, bro, we could just make

[00:20:40] the whole house wheelchair accessible.

[00:20:43] Imagine we built a fucking ramp up and down the stairs, bro, and we just fucking pushed

[00:20:48] them every single day, bro.

[00:20:49] And then like maybe one day we take them out to a park or something like that.

[00:20:53] And then, you know, if he pisses me off, I can roll him into the ongoing traffic.

[00:20:56] Like, bro, Lacey, bro, we could figure something out, man.

[00:21:00] We could get us figure something out.

[00:21:01] Serious bro, I'm just being honest the elevator. Do you know what our elevator looks like?

[00:21:31] you

[00:22:01] you

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[00:23:01] you

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[00:24:01] You

[00:24:20] Fat Joe DJ Khaled you're range

[00:24:31] What do you say, what up?

[00:24:32] Oh, this is the, uh, is, is this Izzy? Yeah.

[00:24:35] The tattoo.

[00:24:36] Am I, am I Lurt Lurt?

[00:24:38] Kevin, right?

[00:24:38] Giz, guys, Kevin.

[00:24:39] I'm the stupid monkey.

[00:24:41] Who's this?

[00:24:41] I'm the stupid monkey.

[00:24:42] I don't know.

[00:24:42] Who's that?

[00:24:43] I don't know.

[00:24:44] Uh, Gronkowski.

[00:24:44] The stupid monkey.

[00:24:45] That's Jimmy.

[00:24:46] I have zero clues before.

[00:24:48] I'm not gonna lie.

[00:24:49] I have zero, I have zero clues before.

[00:24:51] I'm the stupid monkey.

[00:24:52] I'm the spider.

[00:24:53] No, that, that's that one.

[00:24:55] James, uh, no, the green, what's his name?

[00:24:57] Oh, fucking spider.

[00:24:58] The spider.

[00:24:59] No, I don't know.

[00:25:00] I don't know.

[00:25:00] Self-of-my-adature. I don't know.

[00:25:03] I don't know.

[00:25:12] Little Wayne?

[00:25:16] I don't know who that is.

[00:25:18] Ice Spice.

[00:25:19] We heard the news.

[00:25:23] Quavo?

[00:25:24] Disney?

[00:25:25] That's the guy. I'm gonna pour me up a double shot of whiskey.

[00:25:29] I don't know who that is.

[00:25:30] I

[00:25:45] Mean this house it looks kind of fun bro. I'm not gonna lie the party looks fun, bro

[00:25:50] All they're missing is just too slimy Marlon and RV bro

[00:25:57] I'll be honest with you, bro

[00:25:59] that's it but I'm interesting but would y'all ever you know want to come to my

[00:26:07] party about who's something like this kind of looks like bro who knows if we

[00:26:11] can forgive motive for cheating Zaza for playing black widow x2 me to go to

[00:26:15] save on over being 45 what the fuck is this tweet bro I'm not 45% body fat

[00:26:23] Bro, do you understand what 45% body fat looks like brother? That's like

[00:26:29] I'm not trying to be disrespectful, but that's literally like this bro. Like you guys think I have 45% body fat

[00:26:36] That does not look like me you fucking idiots, bro. No, it does not

[00:26:41] You have mail

[00:26:45] Three years ago

[00:26:53] That's funny oh my god

[00:27:04] Dude, am I being kidding?

[00:27:07] How is this fucking possible?

[00:27:14] Like the pants were just cheap bro.

[00:27:16] I'm gonna be honest with you, the pants are just cheap as fuck.

[00:27:19] Dead ass serious, the pants are just cheap as fuck bro.

[00:27:22] There's no war where this shit even be possible.

[00:27:24] Like these pants have to have been like just like fucking $30.

[00:27:28] You're telling me it's possible to rip through pants like this?

[00:27:31] Hold it up!

[00:27:36] No, that's bad, bro. That's actually bad.

[00:27:39] Can we delete this clip? I, Loki, don't want the world to know about this clip.

[00:27:45] What are you doing?

[00:27:46] What?

[00:27:47] What are you doing?

[00:27:48] I'm not gonna I just put a low key see how low speed fucking like no weird shit, bro

[00:27:53] Extra Emily's holding an auto stop sign asking for a ride instead of driving so far in her bed

[00:28:05] And then you smile

[00:28:11] And then someone has to come

[00:28:13] Honestly, Emily, the world is ready for you back on the streets.

[00:28:18] Don't feel pressure to stop driving.

[00:28:20] The world is dead ass ready.

[00:28:22] Like, I'm serious, like we're ready for you to get back on the street.

[00:28:26] Let's get back on the road, you know what I'm saying, do what you gotta do.

[00:28:29] Simple as that.

[00:28:31] You'll drive me on Poco, Loco, if you say yes to Hoco, and it's Jason the fucking wheel.

[00:28:38] Jesus Louise man. Jesus fucking Louise son. Yo, what am I looking at bro? Like, did she

[00:28:50] say yes? Yo Hailey David 5 gifted shout out the ladies. Shout out Hailey. Thank you so

[00:28:56] much Hailey. Why is K-SUN on GTRP at fucking noon bro? I'll be honest with you bro. Jason

[00:29:04] This isn't like bad shouts, bro. Like I mean you tried your best. I never went to

[00:29:10] Hoco, what even is a Hoco? Is that homecoming mr. Romat? They even a five, bro. Hoco's homecoming, right?

[00:29:15] I don't think I ever went. I only went to prom and then that's it

[00:29:20] I'll be honest with you though in middle school. I know it's hard to believe guys, but no girls like me in middle school

[00:29:25] They used to think I was like really ugly

[00:29:28] Like well girls in my school did not like me at all like they just

[00:29:32] Disrespected me like they would they would they would get us like treat me like I was chopped, bro

[00:29:37] And like I don't want to be that guy cuz I know you guys probably won't believe me

[00:29:40] But bro, I just I wasn't like a popular kid in school like that like I'm telling you

[00:29:44] No, I'm actually being serious, bro

[00:29:47] I'm dead ass being serious chat like I know a lot of you guys aren't gonna believe me bro

[00:29:52] But I wasn't like a ladies man in school. I just wasn't like I don't know how to describe it, bro. I just wasn't

[00:29:56] Bro, it's okay. We we we don't really believe you, but it's okay, bro

[00:30:02] I'm trying to tell you guys. I I did not roll like is this not hard to believe is

[00:30:07] This dead ass not hard to believe

[00:30:11] But you guys want to know what I look like and

[00:30:15] My god, actually, I don't even want to show these photos because I show this bros

[00:30:19] Well, this is what I was doing in middle school, bro. I've shown this video before this is dead ass

[00:30:23] What I was doing in middle school

[00:30:25] This is like this is probably like sixth grade maybe

[00:30:32] No, actually this is like this is probably like fourth grade fifth grade

[00:30:48] I was so ugly bro like holy shit. I was just ugly as fuck bro

[00:30:52] like what is my haircut bro like that as well as my haircut

[00:30:56] what am I doing here

[00:30:59] yeah bro get the shit out of here

[00:31:03] zest festadoo yo I hate when people

[00:31:06] act like they weren't like like a little bit zesty when they were younger

[00:31:11] bro like we all did stupid shit man like

[00:31:13] we all just like ran around doing stupid shit bro we all humped one of our

[00:31:16] friends in like

[00:31:17] school bro like I can't believe that like we all done these like crazy things

[00:31:22] bro we all have done these crazy things go back to 2023 and quit streaming do

[00:31:28] everyone a favor it's like what kind of messages are these

[00:31:31] bro like you got to be sick in the fucking head man like you actually have

[00:31:34] to be sick in the fucking head you want me to go back it's like telling me to go

[00:31:37] back to 2023 is like worse than telling me to commit suicide bro one donated one

[00:31:43] go nope um anything I miss before we start yeah and I y'all are just

[00:31:49] Disrespectful as fuck bro

[00:31:51] Literally just disrespectful as fuck y'all. I'm not even kidding like y'all will do this regardless like dead-ass series y'all will do this fucking regardless

[00:31:59] Okay, Ron's YouTube is really stupid recently. Thank you, bro. Hey, I don't care shout out my editor Siggi

[00:32:06] He does a good job, bro

[00:32:08] I mean honestly bro, I love doing YouTube. That's why we're doing YouTube kind of content like for instance today who here likes money

[00:32:13] Oopsies y'all are gonna win some money right whatever makes me laugh you win some money bro simple as that

[00:32:20] Ron sucking in every game Ron when it comes to drawing tongue tongue tongue so whore

[00:32:24] Bro am I that bad at fucking painting and drawing and everything bro like

[00:32:30] Like I don't understand why I get disrespected so much in like my matcha my matcha Chameleon lobbies, bro

[00:32:36] Like I'm not that bad sure. I might be a little bit of a doofus, but am I that bad, bro?

[00:32:42] I

[00:32:44] Like come on and run who is singing payphone

[00:32:47] Last night by the way, this was actually good segments if you watch bro

[00:32:50] You got to hey you got to enjoy a good stream. That was actually really funny

[00:32:54] That's actually really good, bro. That's that was really good. It was a good stream. That was really funny

[00:32:58] I'm really surprised by Ron. Why do I look so fat in this bro?

[00:33:02] Yes, I'll be on the beta squad video. I kind of left early though a little bit of a spoil. I had to go so yeah

[00:33:08] Oh

[00:33:19] I'm not gonna I love Slicky bro. I did I love him bro. I did I love Slicky bro. He's a good fucking dude

[00:33:24] Oh, I know you're loving Pokemon run, but a little self-invite doesn't sound bad your rage wants to open a cobble-mon

[00:33:32] Cobble-mon server with these streamers. What is a cobble-mon? Is that Pokemon in Minecraft?

[00:33:36] Come on, sir.

[00:33:38] But this is soon.

[00:33:39] I'm talking about like within the next few days, gang.

[00:33:41] I want Joe Bart.

[00:33:42] Bro, what?

[00:33:43] I want to be a part of this.

[00:33:45] Is that a self-invite?

[00:33:46] Should I call Rage?

[00:33:47] Bro, he asked me if I wanted to play Fortnite.

[00:33:49] I think we might be doing something soon.

[00:33:51] I don't want to say just yet.

[00:33:53] Bro, is Cobblemon fun?

[00:33:55] Has anyone in my chat played that?

[00:33:57] Bro, I look like he like playing shit like that.

[00:33:59] I've been liking playing video games, bro.

[00:34:01] I'll be honest with you.

[00:34:02] The next game I'm playing, bro, it's, um...

[00:34:04] Actually, let me not leak it, but soon bro, soon.

[00:34:10] Hey, hey, hey, my heart.

[00:34:12] Yeah, I'm in a Marvel Rivals game. What's up?

[00:34:15] Are you streaming?

[00:34:17] Fuck, no.

[00:34:21] What's happening?

[00:34:22] Yo, is Marvel Rivals that good of a game chat?

[00:34:24] Like, how is Silky playing this game early in the morning?

[00:34:27] Like, Rage is playing this? Is it that?

[00:34:29] Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's all.

[00:34:31] I just don't get it. It's like...

[00:34:34] Yo, well yeah that I know I know that um yo so this cobble monster why was it on

[00:34:43] the list they told me I like Pokemon so I thought crazy but I know every single

[00:34:49] Pokemon in the game what's named three on beyond evolution's I'm beyond

[00:34:55] Um, Electrion or whatever.

[00:34:57] GET THE HILLERS!! HILLERS!! HILLERS!!

[00:35:03] What's that?

[00:35:04] Flareon, um...

[00:35:06] Wateron and then Electrion.

[00:35:09] Kite-KITE THAT OLD!! KITE IT!!

[00:35:12] What did you just say?

[00:35:15] You see?

[00:35:16] Oh you say, you say, you say, you say, you say, you say...

[00:35:18] Yeah, you play, you say, I'm Breonna who?

[00:35:20] Um...

[00:35:22] KILL MACKEDEAL!!

[00:35:23] No, it's the same laugh on points.

[00:35:25] Kill the arms, shoot the fucking arms.

[00:35:29] Yo bro, you're a grown man on Marvel Rivals

[00:35:32] at fucking 1.30 bro.

[00:35:33] Maybe do something productive?

[00:35:34] I'm trying to get my gym gang.

[00:35:35] I'm about to hit gym bro, you get what I'm saying?

[00:35:37] I gotta get my gym.

[00:35:38] Why fucks?

[00:35:39] Oh that bitch skin is so bad.

[00:35:41] How that bitch got called, so.

[00:35:44] Please, okay so he's an Umbreon, yeah, me too, me too gang.

[00:35:48] Yo bro, so can I get invited or is this like

[00:35:50] if he wasn't invited don't actually go.

[00:35:52] Yeah, yeah, bro, yeah, bro, but only if you get this list of people bro because then it wouldn't be cool

[00:35:58] But it was just just me and you

[00:36:04] Okay, better you let me know bro, you know I'm saying please please don't play don't play Monday Monday

[00:36:15] No, bro, who we need chat you're not even streaming you trying to take control of my chat

[00:36:22] That's that's that's that's good etiquette. How hard does it to get to Grandmaster and Marvel rivals chat?

[00:36:30] I feel like it's can't be that hard bro your rage is in that

[00:36:39] All right, bro, I'm gonna I'm gonna call you back man

[00:36:44] Hey, bro, hey, bro, bro listen, it's it's

[00:36:49] it's like I don't know if I should make jokes actually it's bad timing bad

[00:36:54] timing bro it's bad for the darman but honestly man we think there's I'm not

[00:37:04] gonna leave any distress alright bro I love you bro see you soon

[00:37:08] now I love you more now hang up first yeah y'all told me to say Greg him what

[00:37:18] What the fuck does that even mean, bro?

[00:37:21] What is the definition of Greg him?

[00:37:23] Yo, guys, you guys, he's just gonna like, come on, guys, too soon?

[00:37:28] Too soon or no?

[00:37:29] That rest too soon.

[00:37:30] Take his credit card.

[00:37:31] Got it, bro.

[00:37:32] Got it.

[00:37:33] Did Jinxie hire rockin'?

[00:37:35] Why is he doing a 7-11 mukbang?

[00:37:36] Jinxie did a 7-11 mukbang?

[00:37:41] Did he do a 7-11 mukbang?

[00:37:43] Yes?

[00:37:44] Okay.

[00:37:45] Okay, so if Jinxie tried every 7-eleven item, what should I try? One of what?

[00:37:50] I did a 7-eleven month bang back in the day. What store should I try?

[00:37:59] And also Ron, could you buy me an iPhone 17?

[00:38:05] I love you daddy.

[00:38:06] Because I have an iPhone 10 right now.

[00:38:09] Please buy me an iPhone 17, bro. I'm so broke.

[00:38:13] Holy meat claws. Oh, it's not watching you. I love you daddy

[00:38:19] This is what y'all sound like bro. This is what y'all you don't even follow me on twitch

[00:38:26] You dead ass don't even follow me on twitch

[00:38:33] I

[00:38:35] Would have dead ass bought you a iPhone Joe. That's the craziest part

[00:38:38] That's the craziest part is I would have done that bro. I did ask what I've done that also by the way

[00:38:44] I listened to Ken Carson's album. I don't know if y'all listen to it

[00:38:46] I actually like the majority of the songs is actually really good, bro. I

[00:38:49] Actually really did like it. I was kind of impressed. You know what I'm saying? It's pretty good. It's pretty good

[00:38:54] Y'all thought it was ass. I mean a lot of people's music taste in here is like also like

[00:38:59] Like Beethoven and like fucking just like I don't even know bro

[00:39:04] just just bad bro just the stable's music tastes just bad bro like as a

[00:39:10] as a true like listener of all types of genres I can speak on the shit like

[00:39:14] y'all said too slimy was good that's how I know I can't fucking like take can't

[00:39:18] take you guys seriously this is not the real stable or no this is a mask yo

[00:39:23] guys I don't know if it's hard to believe but like I'm losing weight so like I

[00:39:26] have a lot of skin look guys this isn't a fucking mask bro like look behind the

[00:39:31] Do you see anything do you see anything you're now this isn't a fucking mask like this isn't a fucking mask

[00:39:40] But look I can like stretch my ears like a watch I

[00:39:44] See the cyst brother. What are you talking about y'all just say ill to everything like what is disgusting that I just show

[00:39:54] Stable or not I love you how about you admin on discord. What the fuck is this? Oh my god. He made the edit

[00:40:01] I hate it like my way, you were nice to me

[00:40:04] But only in the evening slowly

[00:40:06] I still mind the streaming

[00:40:08] I love you so much that it's your thing to-

[00:40:12] Think of my heart, just like, hey, sorry

[00:40:14] I hate it like I'm not even getting my-

[00:40:17] Like, I deadass was just like, happy for like a second, bro

[00:40:22] Like, I deadass was happy for a fucking second, bro

[00:40:25] And then you had to put this stupid fucking

[00:40:27] MAD SHIT on my face

[00:40:28] I still mind the streaming

[00:40:30] I love you so much that it's your thing too

[00:40:34] Think of my heart to suck it's already I ain't no I'm too much I'm left to trust that nothing but the mystic

[00:40:42] I'm not gonna lie bro like hot take I feel like I look better

[00:40:46] Like here he's trying bro like he's he's like tryharding bro and like right here

[00:40:51] This is just like me just being me bro like I feel like that's more brutal. We'll be honest with you

[00:40:55] I'll be honest with you, bro, but, um, wow, bro, I can't believe you made the edit just

[00:41:00] to put a fucking mug on my face.

[00:41:02] Go fuck yourself, bro.

[00:41:04] Go fuck yourself.

[00:41:05] Like that ass, go fuck yourself.

[00:41:06] Fucking Dave, I'm lonely.

[00:41:08] I've been trying to get rid of her for five fucking months.

[00:41:11] Five fucking months, buddy.

[00:41:13] Like, nigga, you see Lays?

[00:41:15] They're the Lays poster every day, mugging my shit, gang.

[00:41:18] I gotta fuck something, nigga.

[00:41:20] Wait, wait, wait, wait, come on, go back.

[00:41:22] I gotta, I gotta, I gotta fuck myself away, my nigga.

[00:41:24] Lays does what?

[00:41:25] I'm doing this.

[00:41:27] Okay, Ron looks like Christian Romarero

[00:41:31] with the five gifted.

[00:41:32] Who the fuck is Christian?

[00:41:41] Like what?

[00:41:45] How do I look like this guy?

[00:41:49] How the fuck do I look like this guy at all, bro?

[00:41:52] Like what?

[00:41:54] What are like what is similar like that has what is similar, bro like that has what is similar

[00:42:02] There's absolutely nothing well Indian well, I'm not Indian so that doesn't make any fucking sense, bro

[00:42:09] Don't care doesn't have enough likes

[00:42:13] Hmm guys we have nothing similar. Oh

[00:42:15] Muda both are Indian. Yeah, Muda, bro. Whoever had that prompt yesterday for you breaking out the city, bro

[00:42:21] was right how about that if you know you know bro symbol is that man if you know

[00:42:24] you know that's it nope you know you know bro symbol is that bro I'm weird so

[00:42:31] watch that I'm weird no no no call me weird bro go ahead bro

[00:42:39] the doogan stupa doodoo the fuck nice I got no internet can someone give me

[00:42:48] Model World for 2020. Go fuck yourself, bro. All right. Are y'all ready for this or no? Should we just start?

[00:42:55] Should we start?

[00:42:57] Shall we?

[00:42:59] All right

[00:43:00] So here's how this is gonna fucking work. You're right. It's everybody here in the chat right now

[00:43:05] Yes, or no, if you're here in the chat, let me know right now. Let me know right now

[00:43:11] Listen

[00:43:13] Hold on. Give me one second. Give me one second. Let me put it on the screen. I got it

[00:43:17] I got it. I got it. Nope. That's my hand cam. Excuse me. Excuse me, everybody. Oh, wrong thing. One second, everybody. No, that's the burp. You know, give me one second. Everybody share. All right. Who here likes stable?

[00:43:35] Ronaldo

[00:43:37] Who here doesn't have money?

[00:43:40] well

[00:43:42] Say hello to the YouTube guys. My name's stable Ronaldo. Welcome to the stream today. No, don't tell me I just turned off my internet again

[00:43:49] Can y'all hear me? Oh

[00:43:51] My god, I kicked my fucking box again

[00:43:53] Today, we're doing the first ever community event that stable Ronaldo has ever fucking done bro. Yes, finally stable Ronaldo has done being a greedy fuck

[00:44:02] Um today we are going to be a try not to laugh now. You're probably wondering Ron

[00:44:08] What does that mean? I'm going to let my community right send me videos and they have to try to make me laugh

[00:44:14] But here's the trick. Wow. Here's the trick if I laugh I lose but Ron what the fuck do you?

[00:44:21] Excuse me. What the frick do you mean if you laugh you lose? What do we get?

[00:44:24] Any person who makes me laugh gets a hundred dollars, but this is what I didn't tell you guys in the beginning of the stream

[00:44:30] it goes up per laughter.

[00:44:33] Yup, so if you make me laugh, it goes up every single time.

[00:44:37] So let's say the first person makes me laugh.

[00:44:39] Wow, I'm gonna let out some giggles.

[00:44:41] I might even queef whenever it might be.

[00:44:43] The second person makes me laugh.

[00:44:44] You might get $200.

[00:44:45] The third person, maybe a thousand.

[00:44:47] It might just even end at someone in this chat

[00:44:50] winning $5,000.

[00:44:53] Yup, yup, yup.

[00:44:57] So you know what I'm saying?

[00:44:58] So let's get a W Ron going in the chat.

[00:45:00] Outlaw, can you send me the link?

[00:45:02] So basically how this is gonna work is we're gonna set up

[00:45:05] something called MediaShare.

[00:45:06] Is anyone familiar with this?

[00:45:07] If you're not familiar, say me.

[00:45:09] If you're not familiar so I can help some idiots.

[00:45:12] So there's gonna be a link.

[00:45:14] And I know what you guys are gonna do.

[00:45:15] Go ahead, do the classic.

[00:45:16] Put the duck smoking a cigarette.

[00:45:18] It is going to be like a video format

[00:45:20] where you can send me videos, right?

[00:45:25] Outlaw, I see the overlay,

[00:45:26] but where's the website link

[00:45:27] so I could preview on stream.

[00:45:29] Stop putting this classic duck, bro.

[00:45:31] Basically what's gonna happen is you could send a video.

[00:45:34] It could be any type of video, okay?

[00:45:36] Any type of video, any singular type of video.

[00:45:42] Now the only thing is, if I laugh, you get money.

[00:45:46] You'll get reached out by outlaw.

[00:45:48] But, let's try to actually make it funny.

[00:45:52] Facts are no, if you're ready, drop a link.

[00:45:55] You could start donating them right now, chat.

[00:45:57] I'm gonna clear the queue right now.

[00:46:00] So anything works right now,

[00:46:02] and then when we have a good amount,

[00:46:03] you know, we'll start it going.

[00:46:04] Holy Jew tactics.

[00:46:06] Yo, I swear to God, I can't even do anything

[00:46:09] to give back to you guys.

[00:46:11] You guys just complain, complain, complain.

[00:46:15] I'll go sub only if I have to, bro.

[00:46:18] God, man, how about I just give all my subs $10?

[00:46:20] I give you guys your money back.

[00:46:21] How about that, bro?

[00:46:23] How about that?

[00:46:24] That's actually pretty valid though.

[00:46:25] I just give all my subs just money, bro.

[00:46:27] Honestly, at the end of the year,

[00:46:29] I should give my most loyal subs

[00:46:32] just like a thousands and thousands of dollars, right?

[00:46:35] I'm over this crap, excuse me, we're on YouTube.

[00:46:38] By the way, guys, make sure that what you send me

[00:46:41] is not against TOS, okay?

[00:46:44] Also, I'm a fucking rock.

[00:46:46] So before you guys say cap, whatever it might be,

[00:46:48] I don't really laugh at a lot of things.

[00:46:50] I'll be honest with you, I don't laugh at a lot.

[00:46:52] So you have to actually make me giggle.

[00:46:55] No, that's true, bro. I'm not gonna lie. Y'all don't make me laugh.

[00:46:59] The only person who makes me... Who's like my funniest viewer that everyone knows at the top of their head?

[00:47:04] I'm trying to think.

[00:47:06] I don't really know, bro. I don't really have any, like, funny viewers, bro.

[00:47:10] I don't really have any funny viewers.

[00:47:12] Probably weapons. No, guys, you can click it right here with the link and it'll automatically start.

[00:47:17] Just let me know. I'm gonna accept once it's ready.

[00:47:21] Okay?

[00:47:22] Um, it's cuz you don't reach out.

[00:47:24] Yo, dumbass, I'm going to be honest with you, no exaggeration, don't like complain for

[00:47:30] one second.

[00:47:32] Do not complain for one second.

[00:47:35] I'm like one of the only streamers who reads every message, fax, fax, actually fax, actually

[00:47:43] fax.

[00:47:44] I'm not kidding, actually fax.

[00:47:46] I'm deadass.

[00:47:48] That's cap, that's cap, that's cap.

[00:47:49] By the way guys, I'm getting your donations on my phone.

[00:47:52] Um, I don't know if you guys know this you have to link a video you have to link a video

[00:47:57] There's only about like a couple of you know, it's coming in there. We go

[00:48:01] Outlaw just accept every type of video unless it's like a crazy something

[00:48:06] Now do you okay real talk chat

[00:48:08] Do you guys think my viewers are funny enough to even link me enough videos that are hilarious?

[00:48:12] Like I'm really trying to think here like do I have enough viewers who like can actually make me laugh

[00:48:19] No, no, no, but that's what I'm trying to say bro like

[00:48:22] Okay, what do we consider a laugh, by the way?

[00:48:25] Is this a laugh?

[00:48:30] Or does it have to be an out?

[00:48:32] It doesn't have to dead ass just be a laugh laugh?

[00:48:36] Or can it be like a, can it be like a,

[00:48:38] like can it be that or is that a laugh?

[00:48:41] Is that a laugh?

[00:48:42] Let me know right now before we start.

[00:48:45] Let me know right now.

[00:48:47] Or nose breath is a laugh.

[00:48:49] Say I'm gone.

[00:48:51] So me going like, that's a laugh.

[00:48:56] Wait, wait, wait.

[00:48:57] I just saw someone say if you smirk,

[00:49:00] you're telling me if I smirk?

[00:49:05] That does not count.

[00:49:07] That does not count.

[00:49:08] Oh, and God, that does not count.

[00:49:10] All right, let me start this up in a second.

[00:49:14] All right, we have a good amount of videos.

[00:49:15] We have about like, I think 12.

[00:49:18] There, you could do as long as you want.

[00:49:19] We have videos in here that are a minute long.

[00:49:21] We have videos in here that are 40 seconds long, videos in here that are 10 seconds long,

[00:49:25] videos in here that are 5 seconds long, um, fake mad equals 20.

[00:49:29] Guys, I have 26 donations and there's only 13 videos.

[00:49:33] Guys, make sure you send a fucking video.

[00:49:35] You burgers.

[00:49:37] Like jeez Louise, man.

[00:49:39] Some of you guys are just being stupid.

[00:49:40] Do I have to show you guys?

[00:49:41] Look, you click this and then when you click this, you send a message and then I'm pretty

[00:49:46] sure you add a clip right here.

[00:49:48] You add a clip.

[00:49:49] out of clip, YouTube URL.

[00:49:51] Wow, Ron, thank you for teaching us that tips and ch...

[00:49:55] You guys are calling me money hungry because of a dollar?

[00:50:00] Make sure you donate is crazy to me.

[00:50:04] I'm not even kidding, bro.

[00:50:05] Like, okay guys, you wanna, no, no, no.

[00:50:07] You wanna start it off?

[00:50:08] Let's, no, let's start it off.

[00:50:09] I'll do the first five in Discord.

[00:50:11] Look, since we're going to Discord, I got you guys.

[00:50:13] Look, let's see if there's someone in here

[00:50:14] who could even make me laugh.

[00:50:15] Ready?

[00:50:17] Look, just to prove to you guys,

[00:50:18] You shouldn't do discord.

[00:50:19] Ready?

[00:50:20] Look.

[00:50:21] Go ahead, bro.

[00:50:23] Try to make me laugh.

[00:50:26] Oh my god.

[00:50:33] Bro.

[00:50:34] Can you see my camera?

[00:50:38] Make me laugh, bro.

[00:50:39] Since we're going to show that the discord is not worth it.

[00:50:41] Make me laugh, bro.

[00:50:42] Okay.

[00:50:43] My name is Bryce and I bet you can forget who I am.

[00:50:46] Are you ready?

[00:50:47] I'm ready.

[00:50:48] What's the color of broccoli?

[00:50:51] Uh, green.

[00:50:53] Okay, now, what's the color of burgers?

[00:50:56] Black.

[00:50:58] Okay, now, what's one plus one?

[00:51:00] Two.

[00:51:02] Okay, now guess, now, knock, knock.

[00:51:05] Who's there?

[00:51:07] Exactly, forgotten. Who's there?

[00:51:09] People don't know who I am now.

[00:51:18] Okay, so do y'all want to do a combination of discord and media share because what the

[00:51:28] fuck was that?

[00:51:31] I'm not even kidding.

[00:51:32] What the fuck was that?

[00:51:33] Because we could do a combination, bro.

[00:51:36] Okay, we'll start with pay him.

[00:51:39] Guys, I'm letting you know right now, smiling does not equal laugh.

[00:51:44] If that's the case, I'm just going to go sub only and then we'll just, we'll just fucking

[00:51:47] keep it going no no I got you guys ready I got you guys yo bro if you can make me

[00:51:55] laugh um I'll give you so this is exactly what I mean it's like what are you

[00:52:09] doing this is like what my average viewers doing like why are you watching

[00:52:12] my stream but like I want some chill shit it's Friday morning you know like it's

[00:52:19] chilling you know it's today dead-ass Friday and you're doing oh my god

[00:52:24] oh my yeah I'm not gonna lie I'm doing nothing with my life but nah so how you

[00:52:29] been bro that doesn't count oh god that doesn't count bro you giggled I let out

[00:52:35] a scuff because I said it was Friday I just know that counts that counts like

[00:52:39] that if you laugh it's if you laugh that that ass counts because i scuffle because i said it's

[00:52:47] friday yep yeah but like you got me for the raid though when you in right okay bro you know

[00:52:54] it was dm outlaw outlaw got his game his name nyc nwc whatever i'll pay you yeah you sure bro

[00:52:59] you're the first but like this is just sad bro he doesn't even give a fuck bro like look at this

[00:53:04] guy bro like you're just a fucking yeah yo yo yo what counts as a laugh I just

[00:53:11] laughed at myself and I lost money

[00:53:17] okay fine bro no no we're staying at a hundred dollars cuz I'm not going up if

[00:53:21] this is what it's gonna be like bro I'm not going up if this is what it's gonna

[00:53:24] be like laughing at anything equals lose money okay bet okay bet I'll do a

[00:53:29] a couple more discord ones,

[00:53:30] bro, because we have a lot in the media share.

[00:53:33] Yo, what's up, bro?

[00:53:36] Ron, stable Ronaldo.

[00:53:38] Coron, how have you been, bro?

[00:53:40] You got a face camera now.

[00:53:46] All right, you want me to tell you a joke?

[00:53:49] Go ahead, bro.

[00:53:50] Tell me a joke.

[00:53:52] OK.

[00:53:53] Where did Darth Maul get his shoes at?

[00:53:56] Where is the dark wall?

[00:54:03] And then he proceeds to fart.

[00:54:19] So this is exactly why I said I think we should do media share.

[00:54:22] Do y'all want to do media share or do you want me to do a couple more discord?

[00:54:25] This is exactly what I mean. We have a lot of videos lined up on the media share, bro

[00:54:30] Let me know bro

[00:54:35] All right, bro here, I got you guys ready

[00:54:39] Yo, bro, make me laugh you get a hundred dollars

[00:54:44] Yo, oh my god. Oh my oh

[00:54:48] My gosh

[00:54:51] I'm noticing a pattern. I'm noticing a pattern here chat. Do y'all notice the pattern or no

[00:54:55] Please come sweet, bro. Please come sweet and why is that the joke?

[00:55:00] I'm gonna make you laugh. I'm gonna make you laugh. Wait, wait, wait. I'm gonna make you laugh

[00:55:03] Okay, I'm listening make me laugh

[00:55:06] Okay, okay, okay. I'm gonna turn on my camera, but I'm bald okay. I'm bald I'm bald so don't make fun of me

[00:55:18] All right

[00:55:20] All right, bro, if you make me laugh you get a hundred dollars

[00:55:27] I um

[00:55:29] You got a joke or something

[00:55:32] Yeah, wait wait a girl go go go actually demy tight. It's my sign

[00:55:38] Is that the liner on the TV throwing up a gang symbol? No, no, no, no

[00:55:44] Oh, listen, he's a wanna be c-

[00:55:45] AHH!

[00:55:47] He's a wh-

[00:55:47] So like I said, bro, um, do y'all wanna do Discord?

[00:55:51] Or do you wanna fucking keep doing like-

[00:55:53] Like, bro, this is exactly what I mean!

[00:55:56] Do y'all wanna keep doing this?

[00:55:57] Cause this is exactly what's gonna happen!

[00:56:00] I'm warning you guys!

[00:56:03] I'll do a couple more, bro.

[00:56:04] Yo, Alex, you- you can make me laugh, bro!

[00:56:08] You'll get a hundred dollars.

[00:56:09] Yo, what's up, what's up, what's up, do you hear me?

[00:56:11] Yup, you got any jokes?

[00:56:13] Yes, can I put my camera on?

[00:56:15] Go ahead, bro.

[00:56:16] OK, OK, OK, one second.

[00:56:20] Fuck.

[00:56:20] OK.

[00:56:22] Shit, shit, shit, shit.

[00:56:24] I'm tweaking a little bit.

[00:56:25] I can't put my camera on.

[00:56:26] OK, one second.

[00:56:31] What's up, stable?

[00:56:33] What's up, stable?

[00:56:34] Make me laugh.

[00:56:35] I got two jokes.

[00:56:36] Can I start with the first one?

[00:56:38] Go ahead.

[00:56:39] OK, so what the dog do?

[00:56:42] What did I do then? I'm not even kidding bro. I think I've ruined just people bro. I

[00:56:51] Did ask the guy ruin people bro like this. That is my that's my target audience. That's what I'm doing

[00:56:56] This is maybe I'm the problem. I'm starting to realize maybe I'm the problem

[00:57:01] I'm gonna be honest with you. Maybe y'all are right. Maybe I'm the problem, bro

[00:57:06] I'm dead ass

[00:57:09] All right, should we give media share a couple tries

[00:57:13] All right, this is gonna be the temp to ignore this. This is just a template

[00:57:17] This isn't a funny video is the template so I can set it up. Hold on

[00:57:23] All right, hold on I gotta reset the dimensions

[00:57:28] Hold on

[00:57:34] Okay

[00:57:36] Hold on, hold on, outlaw, the only problem is, audio's doubling, how do you fix that?

[00:57:44] That's all we gotta do.

[00:57:49] Is it doubling or no?

[00:57:52] Is it doubling or no?

[00:57:54] Give me one second.

[00:58:00] If you complain you're getting banned.

[00:58:02] JK, I won't ban you guys, I love you guys too much.

[00:58:06] I got it I got it

[00:58:15] Hold on.

[00:58:18] Yo, Nive-Vicious, you mind shutting up for one second?

[00:58:21] This is my lord, bitch.

[00:58:22] I'm gonna need all my corn.

[00:58:23] Be a shit, you crazy bitch.

[00:58:26] Yo, Nive-Vicious, you mind shutting up for one second?

[00:58:28] I love to be inside the range,

[00:58:30] and that's what I believe.

[00:58:31] I'm the one project that I need.

[00:58:33] I can't believe.

[00:58:36] Outlaw, maybe help.

[00:58:37] I brought outlaw, it's on the help.

[00:58:39] All we gotta do is just fix this one problem

[00:58:40] and then we're good.

[00:58:42] We're good.

[00:58:45] Oh

[00:58:55] Then I got it hold on

[00:59:01] How do I do it you all see it or no

[00:59:06] Hold on bro, I did not laugh I

[00:59:08] I, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm dead ass serious.

[00:59:13] I'm dead ass serious.

[00:59:15] I can't even breathe now.

[00:59:26] Now I'm laughing.

[00:59:28] Okay, no, starting now, starting now.

[00:59:30] Starting now, if I breathe, it's,

[00:59:34] it's, I got you guys, no, no, I got you guys,

[00:59:35] I got you guys.

[00:59:36] So starting now, if I breathe, right?

[00:59:39] If it's not what it is, is that what it is?

[00:59:41] If I fucking breathe.

[00:59:43] Just so I'm understanding, if I fucking breathe.

[00:59:51] I'm set to output only, not monitor.

[00:59:57] I was on the wrong way.

[00:59:59] I was on the wrong way.

[01:00:01] I was on the wrong way.

[01:00:04] Now a lot might be the worst mod ever.

[01:00:07] What am I?

[01:00:23] It's just like, it's not gonna laugh at that.

[01:00:26] You want me to laugh at an autistic kid trying to fucking swim?

[01:00:34] Um, Outlaw, maybe?

[01:00:43] Outlaw, why are you replaying it?

[01:00:52] Outlaw, are you testing my audio with a Kevin G video?

[01:01:04] I'll just head out.

[01:01:08] Got him.

[01:01:16] Oh guys, baby, tell me it's doubling one more time. Let me call Outlaw real quick. Sorry for all the production. Give me one second.

[01:01:23] Outlaw, I'm not gonna lie though. You're gonna ruin your audio. You're gonna ruin your aura talking. I've never heard Outlaw.

[01:01:29] Outlaw?

[01:01:30] Yo.

[01:01:31] Oh god.

[01:01:32] All right now explain

[01:01:36] Well, I'm looking wait what I think wait are you sure and y'all spam or go fuck yourself

[01:01:41] Right click your wait. Do we desktop and China this?

[01:01:46] Now right click the actual source. Yeah, yeah that

[01:01:50] Put your money's off

[01:01:53] Yo guys, maybe spam or a more and I'll like kill myself

[01:01:58] And know that doesn't mean I'm giving outlaw a hundred dollars because I let out a laugh

[01:02:02] Wait, that's all off

[01:02:10] So should I pay him check should I laugh I laugh now should I pay all of you guys

[01:02:16] Hello, what do I do bro?

[01:02:19] I don't know bro. I'm looking that's all off. It shouldn't be monitoring

[01:02:24] Oh my god, stop playing the one I hear it. I'm not playing a bro. You are a bro

[01:02:28] I'm gonna end up laughing, bro.

[01:02:38] Why do I hear this motherfucker?

[01:02:40] Let's go back.

[01:02:42] If you need desktop, then go to the source and you do monitoring output on.

[01:02:51] I'm going to end up laughing because of this chat bro.

[01:03:05] It was fixed?

[01:03:07] It was fixed?

[01:03:08] Yeah, I'm a hero.

[01:03:11] It's triple audio.

[01:03:12] Just calm down, bro.

[01:03:19] How do you fix it?

[01:03:20] How do you fix it?

[01:03:23] Do I have any experts in my chat at all?

[01:03:32] Any experts?

[01:03:34] Guys, Outlaw's not a burger. It's his first time living too. He's just a baby. Everyone be nice

[01:03:40] Outlaw?

[01:03:40] Appreciate that.

[01:03:41] How do you do it?

[01:03:43] Hold on, I'm looking.

[01:03:44] Maybe you should be ad-high-vised.

[01:03:46] Keck Walk?

[01:03:47] Look at Jesse's message. Where's Jesse in my chat?

[01:03:52] On the browser source, enable control audio via OBS and mute it. What does that mean?

[01:04:01] On the browser source, enable control audio via OBS and mute it. You're hearing it through your

[01:04:07] browser. Oh, so what do I do? So, so right here, right source, and then click properties.

[01:04:15] Yeah, yeah, go control the audio. We have this yeah, huh? Yeah, and okay, and then it's for them. Uh-huh, then

[01:04:23] Just mute it. Yes. Me that does

[01:04:28] Wow, this guy's a genius

[01:04:32] And then we just make it louder like like borderline

[01:04:40] I got it. Thank you Jesse

[01:04:45] Ocean shore Jersey, you will meet the Lord. Oh

[01:04:49] Can I just tell you something but I before you was lights

[01:04:52] Loose if you ever come to California, you will be

[01:04:55] Oh, let me tell you something right? Let me just tell you something these Loose videos isn't what's gonna make me giggle

[01:05:00] Y'all need to impress me bro. Hey him. So y'all want me to just pay everybody

[01:05:06] shut up

[01:05:09] Listen y'all are gonna have to like impress me with like something that could really make me giggle bro. This is not cutting it

[01:05:22] I do PG 13 things to draw the man

[01:05:32] Okay, so I know it's gonna happen here

[01:05:34] We're gonna start doing shock value shit where it's just like Pete. I got it. No, I got it. Okay, Alex. Thank you for the five

[01:05:40] No, I got it. I

[01:05:45] Got you, bro. I got you

[01:05:49] Draws a man

[01:05:51] As you guys can see

[01:05:56] Luke he killed me with a stone a stone he can't use a stone. Yeah guys look

[01:06:02] Yeah, yeah, look, guys, look, look!

[01:06:32] you

[01:07:02] you

[01:07:32] you

[01:08:02] you

[01:08:32] you

[01:09:02] This is the classic.

[01:09:22] This is the classic.

[01:09:24] Sending someone laughing is a good tech.

[01:09:26] I like that. That's good techniques.

[01:09:28] Sending someone laughing, trying to get me to laugh with them.

[01:09:30] That's not bad. That's not bad. I'll give it to you. I'll give it to you. That's not bad. That's a good

[01:09:34] That's good

[01:09:44] I'm not laughing bro. I'm not gonna laugh at anything

[01:09:52] I mean, this is this is just good highlights, so

[01:09:55] These niggas prayed on my downfall.

[01:09:57] These niggas prayed on my downfall.

[01:09:59] Hey!

[01:10:01] I mean, bro, that guy's good, bro! Who is that?

[01:10:05] I need this shit cooked right.

[01:10:07] Let's keep that water for 100 degrees Fahrenheit.

[01:10:09] Oh, god.

[01:10:11] I hope this shit ends before...

[01:10:13] ...anything...

[01:10:21] What the fuck did I just watch?

[01:10:23] Is this live? What the fuck do you think bro?

[01:10:28] Is it scary when the car is dead by?

[01:10:31] I do PG-13 things to draw the man.

[01:10:40] Oh no, oh no

[01:10:50] It's not gonna get me bro

[01:10:53] I'll give it to Dilu bro he got me he got me bro because I didn't know the

[01:11:10] reference where he beat me in references you guys got to send me shit

[01:11:12] that's gonna make me laugh bro like this shit is just

[01:11:23] You got too far, come two different ways.

[01:11:35] Bang up, bang up, bang up, Terry.

[01:11:38] Where they were burnt, Terry? Where they were burnt?

[01:11:41] Ow, loud, loud, Terry! Ow, loud!

[01:11:45] Oh my gosh, that's not wrong, Terry.

[01:11:48] You got me bro, you got me bro, you got me bro like why the fuck would they put it in a wheelchair to look at a fucking

[01:11:59] Yo, you got me bro. You got me bro. You did. I got me out. Look at his name, bro

[01:12:05] His name is a l-paw

[01:12:08] funny

[01:12:12] You're just boring as fuck

[01:12:14] And you stop for one second out look do you have their names yes or no the people who win it says it in the donation

[01:12:21] Do you have their name well congrats bro? Yeah, you won a hundred dollars, but I'm not upping the price at all

[01:12:26] Call me whatever you guys want there is no troll 200 videos in the queue

[01:12:32] like

[01:12:33] What we're I think we go for what how long you think we go for one hour maximum. That's it

[01:12:38] This kid's definitely on crack right now.

[01:12:42] Not gonna make me laugh.

[01:12:44] Yah!

[01:12:45] Yah!

[01:12:46] Yah!

[01:12:47] Yah!

[01:12:48] Crack kids, hit it again, go!

[01:12:49] Yah!

[01:12:50] Yah!

[01:12:51] Yah!

[01:12:52] Dumbass equals funny.

[01:12:53] It's like, bro, maybe provide some talent.

[01:12:58] I already had you eating a full root, it was gonna be on that street.

[01:13:04] Jason dies laughing at Pascal's laugh.

[01:13:07] right? Okay. All right, well, you don't know. Surprise. You're gonna be in here for a bit.

[01:13:24] It's gonna be at the top however much time you have left. So if you're curious.

[01:13:28] I don't have very big bags under my eyes, but we're gonna try out this product today because

[01:13:32] That's what we do. So my friends suggest you just cut it in half

[01:13:36] and

[01:13:37] Then you take the Habanero

[01:13:41] There was a quick

[01:13:44] Ever fucking do this in a million years

[01:13:51] Oh my god, why would you ever in a million fucking years?

[01:14:32] You wanted to

[01:14:33] Jesus Christ, I don't even know what

[01:14:35] Yeah, I didn't see that

[01:14:36] Cause if you want a burger, eat a burger

[01:14:39] If you want a fries, eat a fries

[01:14:41] I miss Max, bro

[01:14:43] Don't do that, don't do that

[01:14:46] I miss him, bro, it's classic

[01:14:49] Cause if you want a burger, eat a burger

[01:14:53] What is this, when you're home alone?

[01:15:02] Is that a dad

[01:15:11] What the fuck is this hold on I gotta calmly impose myself you've recorded who's recording this

[01:15:23] I've never seen this video

[01:15:32] Yo Outlaw, do me a favor, stop trying to do this awkward fucking pause in between videos

[01:15:39] trying to get me to laugh bro, please, thank you, next video.

[01:16:02] You guys are going to get shot!

[01:16:07] These nuts!

[01:16:08] That is just not funny.

[01:16:09] Got it!

[01:16:10] That was just- this has to be like a-

[01:16:12] Is it scary when the car is fed by?

[01:16:15] No.

[01:16:16] I do PG-13 things to draw the man-ease.

[01:16:23] Maybe stop replaying bullshit?

[01:16:27] Oh, a waffle this time instead of a piece of bread.

[01:16:30] Okay, got it.

[01:16:32] I

[01:16:41] This is the old video so I can make me laugh

[01:16:44] Old video, it's not gonna make me laugh, bro

[01:16:47] It's too old bro. It's way too old of a video. It's not gonna make me laugh

[01:16:51] caught serial killers because of

[01:16:55] Gibberish

[01:16:57] I've heard about that guy, I've seen some of these documents and I've heard about that guy

[01:17:00] The game government, I know we're getting the one in the mass sample and I know you're getting my footage

[01:17:03] I have no idea what the fuck did he just say?

[01:17:05] Bro, this is so hard

[01:17:08] This is actually so hard to stream because I usually laugh a lot

[01:17:13] And now I can't laugh, so I just have to just sit here with the most monotone fucking voice ever

[01:17:19] It's just, I don't know what the fuck are you saying right now?

[01:17:27] I

[01:17:33] What is he fuck

[01:17:40] Understand what he says when he does this

[01:17:57] AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

[01:17:59] You got it bro! It's cool!

[01:18:01] It's cool! I'm not trippin'!

[01:18:03] Duh! Duh!

[01:18:05] Brennan, who has down syndrome, has wanted to be a cop since he was a kid!

[01:18:09] You know who I have put you over?

[01:18:11] Ummmm... Cause I was...

[01:18:13] So I am so sorry!

[01:18:15] I'm so gonna help!

[01:18:17] OH NO!

[01:18:19] Like bro this is just...

[01:18:21] NOOO! This is just stupid bro!

[01:18:23] This is just stupid!

[01:18:25] This is not what's gonna make me laugh, folks.

[01:18:27] I'm laughing at another person laughing.

[01:18:30] I'm not doing this, bro.

[01:18:31] I'm not doing this.

[01:18:33] This is just stupid.

[01:18:35] This is just stupid, bro.

[01:18:38] Like, this is just so dumb, bro.

[01:18:40] Like, this is just so fucking dumb, bro.

[01:18:42] Like, this guy just, any type's easy.

[01:18:46] All right, bro.

[01:18:47] Whatever.

[01:18:48] Next video.

[01:18:49] What's inside?

[01:18:51] Not funny.

[01:18:52] Far does it, Far does the equal funny drug.

[01:18:54] That's ridiculous.

[01:18:56] Nope.

[01:18:56] Not happening.

[01:18:57] Spell the word cat.

[01:18:58] Wait, is he getting closer to me?

[01:19:00] Spell the word cat.

[01:19:01] What is he, is he twerking?

[01:19:02] Spell the word cat.

[01:19:04] Spell the word cat.

[01:19:06] C-A-T.

[01:19:07] You're going to spell the word cat, okay?

[01:19:10] C-A.

[01:19:14] That's, wait, C-A-E-S spills con.

[01:19:21] have you ever done a sober stream brother brother like the fact that train is just so

[01:19:44] serious like look at his face bro

[01:19:52] I'm sick to my stomach

[01:20:03] it's not a laugh I was clear my third I'll be word I'm sick to my stomach bro

[01:20:10] I've got to double log.

[01:20:12] Oh!

[01:20:14] Oh, shit!

[01:20:16] What the fuck is that?

[01:20:18] Oh, shit!

[01:20:26] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

[01:20:30] This is just so much harder, bro.

[01:20:34] Like, why speed boys?

[01:20:40] We're not doing discord bro.

[01:20:52] We have so many videos in K.I.L.E.

[01:20:54] I'm not doing discord much.

[01:20:55] Time out the words.

[01:20:56] If this song is ass, I will say it's ass.

[01:20:58] I'm not, I'm not laughing.

[01:20:59] It's not laughing at Deji laughing for too many days to do it.

[01:21:01] What's so funny, buddy?

[01:21:02] What the hell?

[01:21:03] What's so funny, mate?

[01:21:08] Next up, Melancholy.

[01:21:10] Don't fuck yourself.

[01:21:11] Please, Speloy.

[01:21:12] Melancholy.

[01:21:13] Don't fuck yourself, bro.

[01:21:15] Alright, Spel.

[01:21:16] Friend to us, more deck to me.

[01:21:17] You didn't even try.

[01:21:18] Spel.

[01:21:19] Renunciation.

[01:21:20] Guys, this...

[01:21:21] Remember when I rode from the gas station, bro?

[01:21:23] If the nigga hadn't been in your context, don't never go to the gas station, bro.

[01:21:31] I went up there 11 o'clock last night trying to give me some weed while smoke that shit woke up

[01:21:36] My mother fucking I was right here and my other eyes still right here

[01:21:41] Explained bro. I got to go look for this nigga, bro. What the fuck did you say to me? Why would you ever?

[01:21:52] You're gonna link me my own videos, I think I'm gonna lab

[01:21:55] not yet just enough there's 270 views videos in the queue there is a fat whale

[01:22:03] sitting at your table that takes us down back that is fucking disgustingly

[01:22:07] weird Lacey actually used to be like so you're fortunate you're fortunate enough

[01:22:11] Interesting look at it.

[01:22:35] Why is it so quiet?

[01:22:37] Hello, how are you? I am under the water. Please help me.

[01:22:44] Not my dad. You are too much raining. Nope. Not my dad.

[01:22:58] Why would you ever record yourself?

[01:23:07] People are just wasting $5.

[01:23:32] So this is where the budget's gone.

[01:23:33] Yeah, I'm feeling a good feeling.

[01:23:35] My worst segment during the seventh hour, by the way.

[01:23:38] My absolute worst.

[01:23:39] I'm not skipping anything, guys.

[01:23:41] Ladies, walk off the camera.

[01:23:43] Put a pillow in his shirt.

[01:23:44] Wrap the pack of hot dogs in a modelo.

[01:23:46] And he's acting like a new, a new context.

[01:23:49] This was my best segment.

[01:23:51] So y'all are going to dig right that hard.

[01:23:54] Goon, play the game.

[01:23:56] Have you ever had a girlfriend?

[01:23:58] I never had a girlfriend, but I will crack a porn star.

[01:24:02] I

[01:24:04] Missed YBG. How was that primer on that was like a pretty

[01:24:12] That's pretty good, bro, can you give us here? Can you give us a real bro?

[01:24:23] How are we struggling to put it in well

[01:24:28] You got it, bro

[01:24:32] Now it's time to get your shit.

[01:24:37] Oh, that looks pretty good.

[01:24:39] The best flavor was lemonade, bro.

[01:24:41] Call me a piece of shit.

[01:24:42] Don't fetch me something to read.

[01:24:43] Oh, I can tell if this is not going to be funny.

[01:24:45] How about?

[01:24:46] Thank you for the free dollar, bro.

[01:24:47] Thanks for the free dollar.

[01:24:48] Don't wait for me.

[01:24:49] This isn't going to make you happy.

[01:24:50] You know, when you swatted that newspaper out of my hands,

[01:24:53] it reminded me of something a friend of mine did.

[01:24:55] That is job!

[01:24:57] Listen, you cross-daked your steaks.

[01:25:01] Team Steak, Squidward's been living in my house!

[01:25:03] Jace, I noticed that you think you can sing

[01:25:09] But this is the remix with Steph and Curry

[01:25:13] You should probably not quit your day job

[01:25:18] So put down that mask and get to basketball

[01:25:23] Basketball, basketball

[01:25:27] Deffin' Deffin' Deffin' Curry

[01:25:29] Deffin' Deffin' Deffin' Deffin'

[01:25:31] This is the worst song I've ever heard!

[01:25:33] Now you're with the best

[01:25:36] My life is-

[01:25:39] I'm your supervisor!

[01:25:40] Meg! Meg! I promise I'll do better at this job than I did on the SATs!

[01:25:46] I already know this guy on me.

[01:25:50] Come on!

[01:25:52] Do math!

[01:25:55] Oh, that one almost got me. I'll be honest with you-

[01:25:57] Nia, hai, minie, hai! Nia, hai, minie, hai!

[01:26:00] Radio on my way! Nia, hai, minie, hai!

[01:26:04] Nia, hai, minie, hai!

[01:26:06] Nia, dera!

[01:26:07] It's okay, we're gonna have some matter shit, we're gonna have somebody makes us laugh.

[01:26:11] Alright, alright, alright, I'm not usually one to brag, okay?

[01:26:14] Who the fuck?

[01:26:14] I'm not usually one to brag.

[01:26:15] Who the fuck's mom is this?

[01:26:16] Since the cat is out of the bag.

[01:26:19] I'd like to introduce you all to officially this Dizzy Queen.

[01:26:24] Who's mom is this?

[01:26:27] Not gonna make me laugh guys. You gotta keep in mind my humor is just very like

[01:26:31] Special like you gotta just but that's what makes it hard bro. Maybe some of you guys will allow see like this guy right here

[01:26:39] Get another bottle see if you have a bottle. Yeah, that's good

[01:26:44] All right, how you gonna pay for this guy a few bucks probably will flew in here. What two bucks will probably fit in here

[01:26:49] Open your gas station.

[01:26:53] That's now for turns on.

[01:26:56] All you need is to get to the gas station.

[01:26:59] Alright, quickly, quickly go.

[01:27:00] Quickly go to the gas station.

[01:27:01] The burning gas is sitting there.

[01:27:03] Alright, now pay whatever you want.

[01:27:04] You don't want to run out of gas again.

[01:27:06] No, no, no. I think they go to the next one.

[01:27:08] That's cheaper.

[01:27:11] If anyone...

[01:27:15] Oh brother if anyone ever feels like they want to take their life don't do it

[01:27:26] well this one almost got me bro this one actually almost got me this is how bad

[01:27:37] my humor is man.

[01:27:44] This is...

[01:27:47] It's almost there.

[01:27:53] Just a kiss in the line.

[01:27:55] Time console there.

[01:27:57] Bounce is...

[01:27:58] It's a criminal!

[01:27:59] Just a hit.

[01:28:00] Bounce is...

[01:28:01] It's a criminal!

[01:28:02] Just a hit.

[01:28:03] Bounce is...

[01:28:04] It's a criminal!

[01:28:05] I'm saving all my money today

[01:28:35] These are bad videos, guys.

[01:28:37] Like, let's get creative here, you know what I'm saying?

[01:28:42] Think of something that would actually make the whole class laugh.

[01:28:45] SHIT THAT ASS! DRIVE! DRIVE!

[01:28:47] Stable Ronaldo funniest moments.

[01:28:49] You think I'm gonna laugh at myself?

[01:28:51] Stay there.

[01:28:53] You think I'm gonna laugh at myself?

[01:28:57] Get the f**k out now!

[01:28:59] Bro, even I don't find me funny.

[01:29:01] Who we got next?

[01:29:03] Oh man, we got the Thomas Jefferson 76's.

[01:29:06] Shhh!

[01:29:09] What the?

[01:29:10] Outlaw, maybe, yo.

[01:29:15] Like, well, I just saw someone was,

[01:29:20] I saw someone and you're laughing outlaw?

[01:29:22] That was funny to you?

[01:29:23] Yo, it's pretty hard to give commentary.

[01:29:25] Do I just keep my mouth shut the whole time?

[01:29:27] It's pretty fucking hard to talk

[01:29:29] without smiling or laughing, bro,

[01:29:31] because I laugh so much.

[01:29:32] This is genuinely hard, guys.

[01:29:34] I'm really trying my best to just not even smile, but it's kind of hard.

[01:29:38] I'll be honest with you, like, we're just getting stupid fucking videos.

[01:30:02] I said Ethan thank you for the twitch prom I didn't say the n word like

[01:30:17] Horse kicks tree, farts on dogs, and runs away.

[01:30:23] How to disappear isn't a banana to this, I am not a gorilla.

[01:30:49] You think this is what's gonna make me laugh?

[01:30:51] A man eating a banana, bro.

[01:30:56] So you guys want me to put water in my mouth?

[01:30:59] Banana.

[01:31:01] This is like some Facebook humor.

[01:31:03] Banana.

[01:31:06] Banana.

[01:31:10] Okay, I'll pause it, bro, I'll go get water.

[01:31:12] You guys want me to get water?

[01:31:14] No, water's the mickey, bro.

[01:31:17] Like water's the mickey.

[01:31:18] I'm just gonna end up spitting it out like every so I'm not gonna be able to talk at all. Okay, fine

[01:31:23] No, no, no, fine

[01:31:24] No, but my my my my my my my

[01:31:27] It's not okay, but I'll go get water whatever

[01:31:32] Yeah, maybe laugh

[01:31:48] All right, all right guys, this is what y'all wanted go ahead out wall

[01:32:18] I'm about to bomb this whole motherfucking place.

[01:32:28] There you go.

[01:32:30] What's we following right now?

[01:32:32] Adopt the type of negative, cancel all doctor's appointments because he's sick.

[01:32:45] Yo, what's up, Adopt?

[01:32:47] What's up dude?

[01:32:48] Dude are you feeling better?

[01:32:49] I thought you had a doctor's appointment.

[01:32:51] Yeah I did but I just ended up calling and cancelling and I just, I don't know I'm kind

[01:32:56] of sick.

[01:32:57] I don't really feel, feel well.

[01:32:58] Wait dude, you wanted to cancel your doctor's appointment if you're sick.

[01:33:01] I don't know Nikon.

[01:33:03] Come on bro, I don't feel good.

[01:33:05] What do you expect?

[01:33:06] Dude what do you mean you're sick?

[01:33:08] People go to the doctors because they're sick.

[01:33:10] They don't go because they're-

[01:33:11] It can all spark to make us strong!

[01:33:14] All work!

[01:33:15] That's how I would define the sticker equation.

[01:33:18] I would say these stickers have gone through.

[01:33:26] Brennan, who is down syndrome, has wanted to be a cop since he was a kid.

[01:33:30] He was sworn in as an honorary police officer for the day.

[01:33:35] You know why I pulled you over?

[01:33:37] Um, because I was speeding?

[01:33:39] No, because you're black.

[01:33:41] We're supposed to pull people over, and they're black.

[01:33:44] I'm supposed to hit you with this now, okay?

[01:33:46] What?

[01:33:47] No way!

[01:33:48] Y-Yes, way.

[01:33:49] Mm-mm.

[01:34:14] The horse is here.

[01:34:24] Bro, I'm not gonna lie, y'all are, I'm gonna be honest with you, like, do I need water?

[01:34:42] Y'all can't even hear me now like this is just like no one here is like funny enough to make me laugh

[01:34:47] We've had two people make me laugh and there's about 300 videos in queue

[01:34:52] Outlaws putting the best videos in front. It doesn't matter where you donate guys the best ones are going to the top

[01:34:58] I'm gonna be honest with you. No one's making me fucking like you can't make me laugh, bro

[01:35:02] I have humor that just doesn't make sense like it's just not gonna work. It's not gonna work. This is humor for you guys

[01:35:08] Except hello

[01:35:12] I'll get my shit off my screen!

[01:35:15] SHUT UP!

[01:35:18] Yo, what's going on with you?

[01:35:20] Let's be like Casenade Gigi.

[01:35:25] No.

[01:35:26] Wait, how old were you?

[01:35:28] Jail tom, buddy.

[01:35:32] When I popped out of the car...

[01:35:34] Alright, here's one. So, a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says,

[01:35:44] Waddle long face.

[01:35:45] That's hilarious!

[01:35:48] Hey, fuck you.

[01:35:50] What the hell's your problem?

[01:35:52] You're my problem, dude. That joke is offensive.

[01:35:54] Oh, yeah?

[01:35:55] Yeah, I'm sorry that not everyone conforms to your preconceived notions of attractiveness.

[01:35:59] It's a joke, man.

[01:36:00] Oh, oh yeah, oh it's a joke. How about this?

[01:36:02] Why are there so few black baseball players?

[01:36:04] Why? Because they're always stealing bases.

[01:36:11] Damn, he got back!

[01:36:15] Cha-cha fast break! It's a parade in summer city! Yeah! Cha-cha!

[01:36:20] OOOOOOOOH!

[01:36:22] Hahahaha!

[01:36:23] Rope shout out! Rope shout out!

[01:36:25] You really need some ration. Will you be the one to bring them home?

[01:36:31] No way.

[01:36:34] Oh

[01:36:51] Shit, oh shit

[01:37:04] Hush! Hush! Hush!

[01:37:17] Like, I just, I know it's not happening!

[01:37:21] It's just, like, it's just like, it's like, I, I, it's like, why am I, I'm not gonna get stupid shit, bro.

[01:37:29] Now I gotta get a towel, bro.

[01:37:30] Now I gotta get a fucking towel, bro.

[01:37:32] Like I'm not in a stupid fucking shit

[01:37:44] Like that wasn't even funny

[01:37:47] She died asshole death equals funny yo, so you guys really think that's like a real video

[01:37:54] Well, you think the grandma went down and just fucking flew everywhere, bro. Just flew everywhere. Yes. Yes. Yes

[01:38:01] Okay, then I'm a piece of shit. I'm an asshole then I'm an asshole. I'm not kidding sure the water is this

[01:38:06] I'm not alive the water actually makes it harder because

[01:38:10] It just it just like come it comes out of my mouth, bro. I'm gonna be honest with you the water does make it harder

[01:38:15] All right, we ready congratulations, bro. I just lost a hundred dollars

[01:38:31] It's gone!

[01:38:33] It's gone!

[01:38:35] Yeah, everything's gone.

[01:38:37] Even my lighter and my deodorant.

[01:38:39] I was having so much fun with them.

[01:38:41] That's my deodorant.

[01:38:43] Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.

[01:38:45] Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.

[01:38:57] Oh, bitch.

[01:38:59] No, Mr. Smith. I will not go to the principal office. And that's all period.

[01:39:59] 7 days, not a word, not a video, not a clip, not a post, nothing.

[01:40:16] You may wonder, or you may not wonder, why do you do this, why do you do this experiment,

[01:40:21] why are you even making this video, why was you silent for 7 days straight.

[01:40:26] I want to test the internet. I want to see how bad, and easy, or hard you can really fool the internet.

[01:40:34] Uh-oh! Uh-oh!

[01:40:38] Uh-oh! Uh-oh!

[01:40:40] What?

[01:40:44] Here we go again!

[01:40:56] This is the land.

[01:41:10] Who's this now?

[01:41:12] Flipendo!

[01:41:14] Like that?

[01:41:15] Or um...

[01:41:16] That was terrible.

[01:41:17] Okay, uh...

[01:41:18] What did you do with my...

[01:41:20] Um...

[01:41:21] What?

[01:41:52] I'm a resident of the Indian ones.

[01:41:56] Good as I'm alive and alive.

[01:42:03] You know what I'm gonna do?

[01:42:05] I'm gonna do what you do.

[01:42:07] I'm gonna rock and go, of course!

[01:42:09] Wheeee!

[01:42:11] You know what I'm gonna do?

[01:42:13] I'm gonna rock and go, of course!

[01:42:16] I'm gonna rock and go, of course!

[01:42:18] Wheeee!

[01:42:22] Are these the world's most crispy fries?

[01:42:31] Let's find out.

[01:42:43] So a couple days ago I made a late night impulse decision to buy a burger and fries and I got

[01:42:51] it for

[01:42:52] I'm gonna show you my pocket.

[01:42:55] Get gloves in my pocket.

[01:42:57] I don't really.

[01:42:59] Gloves? Are those gloves?

[01:43:03] Dude, are you like crazy?

[01:43:17] I'm not gonna say anything, bro.

[01:43:22] You can do it!

[01:43:25] AHHHHHH!!!!

[01:43:30] Fill it in a few different times just to kind of get a real deep color.

[01:43:35] ...and kind of go ahead and get the vibe.

[01:43:52] I'm high on 12 Jason Bourne's looking to beat the come out of a thick fresh. Oh we

[01:44:16] Smoking filtered crack you stupid piece of shit. I'll fucking kill you. I'm gonna call that pussy the Matrix cuz I'm in this

[01:44:27] Fill it up to like maybe like 40 bucks

[01:44:32] Holy fucking shit man. Do we actually have a short bus? What do we do with this? I don't know. We have a short bus

[01:44:37] I say we wrap it in that black

[01:44:46] What are you doing? Stop! Stop!

[01:44:49] It's just so unfunny, bro. Like, it's just so unfunny, man.

[01:44:55] Like, this is the shit that makes me laugh, bro.

[01:45:00] Like, oh my god, bro. Like, oh my god.

[01:45:06] Like, I should give the money to fucking Lays at this point, bro.

[01:45:11] Oh my god, bro. Oh my god, bro. Whatever. Sure. You just one bro. Do I even do I keep doing water, bro?

[01:45:20] Like do I keep doing water?

[01:45:22] Bro, I laughed at the simple. I didn't even laugh at ladies, bro. I just laughed at the way ladies look like

[01:45:29] All right, bro. All right, you guys prefer when I don't talk or something like that. Like what is this dude?

[01:45:34] What is this?

[01:45:41] She's trying to talk to you.

[01:45:43] Are you also diabetic?

[01:45:45] No, I'm not diabetic.

[01:45:47] I'm never.

[01:45:48] Any dental problem?

[01:45:49] Like, they said they got dental problem one day.

[01:45:54] What did you say, Peter?

[01:45:56] Go on, Peter.

[01:45:57] Go on, Peter.

[01:45:58] Go on, Peter.

[01:45:59] Dental problem.

[01:46:01] I want to go to my mom.

[01:46:03] Yeah, everything's alright.

[01:46:05] You look familiar, man.

[01:46:07] No, like, this is my first time here.

[01:46:10] I don't you sure

[01:46:12] Yeah, like I mean you probably met like maybe like months back at like some house or something

[01:46:17] But I never been in this house before like this my friend. I go by fly you come atc

[01:46:23] Like I'm a grown man. You want me to call you the LTC?

[01:46:40] Where the fuck am I?

[01:46:42] I'm screaming.

[01:46:44] I'm screaming!

[01:46:46] I'm screaming!

[01:46:52] Oh my god.

[01:46:54] What the fuck are you doing?

[01:47:00] Mm-mm-mm.

[01:47:01] It is.

[01:47:02] It can fit.

[01:47:06] Free.

[01:47:08] Fuck on it.

[01:47:09] Sweet potato

[01:47:11] Gullipurra

[01:47:13] Roast potato

[01:47:15] Carrot

[01:47:17] Feast

[01:47:19] Pumpkin

[01:47:21] Sweet corn

[01:47:23] Broad beans

[01:47:25] Beets

[01:47:27] Onions

[01:47:29] Parsnips

[01:47:31] Carrots

[01:47:33] I got to turn it off, I'm seeing it bro.

[01:48:02] I

[01:48:32] The end.

[01:48:36] When they will come and they will come.

[01:48:44] When the rain won't shed to me, you know.

[01:48:51] Open the door!

[01:48:58] Char, Char!

[01:48:59] We have to change something up here, Chaddlef.

[01:49:06] I'm seeing Johnson Pack.

[01:49:08] Is this a Johnson Pack?

[01:49:14] Okay, Chaddlef.

[01:49:16] Cardi-egg. Johnson-a-ploid.

[01:49:19] Hey, honey. What do you want for dinner?

[01:49:29] I

[01:49:31] Here all right, it's a good day everybody knows

[01:49:35] You know me where it snows I have a city of throws

[01:49:38] I don't know nothing, but I know I have something that's cold

[01:49:42] What is it?

[01:49:46] I mean my pride is in the final form

[01:49:49] Do you want me to tell you what's in my feeling from the floor?

[01:49:52] Bro, I...

[01:49:54] What makes me laugh is that Epic is actually trying to roll like

[01:49:57] How is that the video that gets me bro like I just know that he's

[01:50:04] Oh my god, bro, I see a pattern

[01:50:09] Brother, I'm laughing at the most dumb shit and I'm not gonna like some of you guys were creative

[01:50:14] Some of you guys aren't I'm gonna be honest with you

[01:50:16] Everyone's got a different sense of humor some people in here pie laugh at fucking

[01:50:20] Old people doing stupid shit bro like bro like I'm not paying epic bro

[01:50:24] No, no, everyone's got a different sense of humor. My shit is just like like I laughed because I

[01:50:29] Know that epic is fucking trying bro like I know that he's trying

[01:50:35] only laughing at read

[01:50:37] Yeah, well

[01:50:39] All right, I'm just gonna lock in you guys want more water. No more water or no more water

[01:50:45] I could try without water for a little bit. You want to try with some without water?

[01:50:50] He's gonna get paid yes all the people you will get paid bro, trust me outlaws got it

[01:50:54] I

[01:50:57] Haven't yet laughs. I mean some people probably have laughs some people haven't everyone's gonna say they haven't done because they think it's cool

[01:51:04] Oh, no, Dean talk slow down stop moving the camera talk to me. What's wrong?

[01:51:13] What hello

[01:51:19] What is going on

[01:51:21] Wait, did I wake you up?

[01:51:26] Dude, it's four o'clock!

[01:51:30] Sorry about you waking me up.

[01:51:34] Sorry about you waking up.

[01:51:39] I can't stop thinking about is the, the

[01:51:43] Her face was like

[01:51:46] She was like

[01:51:49] I don't even want to, uh oh

[01:51:51] Hopefully one day this will be just a silly story that we all talk about, if I can't

[01:52:10] even talk about it.

[01:52:12] Hey, can I get a dollar, just give me one dollar, that's all I need, all I need is

[01:52:19] one dollar. Can I get one dollar please?

[01:52:49] and it's called Sis Killin'

[01:52:52] UGH!

[01:52:53] UGH!

[01:52:54] AHH!

[01:52:55] HAHAHAHA!

[01:52:56] Oh, fuck it!

[01:52:58] Hmm.

[01:53:01] Hmm.

[01:53:02] Somebody said that Lil' Tekka made a song about me and mentioned me in the song.

[01:53:09] Are you serious?

[01:53:11] Where's the link?

[01:53:13] Bro, you're a fucking piece of shit, brother.

[01:53:16] How fuck is this?

[01:53:17] Talk to me ghost guy just tweeted. Yeah, I remember why I deleted bumble. No, it really breaks my heart

[01:53:23] I can't can this guy play like in the girls leave

[01:53:26] You know what really makes me sad as a father that there's it that there's it. This is somebody's kid

[01:53:32] The Los Polos when you put your big

[01:53:39] No way and how I can get an APL they got 10 security guards for me that's all pussy

[01:53:44] in the door. 10 security guards for me. They got put T money on a mad I'm small game. I'm

[01:53:51] the other shade. They got 10 security guards at the gate for me. And then I know what the

[01:53:59] You're a pink ball gun.

[01:54:00] There's something I can't read.

[01:54:03] You good, Mott?

[01:54:04] No.

[01:54:10] I think I gotta hit three times, bro.

[01:54:17] Motton, who is down syndrome, has wanted to be a cop since he was a kid.

[01:54:22] You know why I put you over?

[01:54:24] Um, because I was speeding?

[01:54:26] No, cause you're black.

[01:54:28] If you laugh, I'm going to hell.

[01:54:41] May? May, where are you going?

[01:54:44] To that room! I'm going to the 7-Eleven Game Mall!

[01:54:58] Oh, my God.

[01:55:22] Oh, my God.

[01:55:24] I

[01:55:54] I

[01:55:57] Little vacations

[01:56:00] There's a mini bar and he have the master best so just keep very nice hotels. Let me give you a couple extra towels

[01:56:07] That's the new hotel with the circle on top

[01:56:14] They have some crazy

[01:56:17] Special some of you guys are

[01:56:19] You guys just like, you guys have like reddit humor.

[01:56:23] Low things.

[01:56:27] I want just pretty bright like.

[01:56:31] And you guys can't say retweet because half of you guys that are putting this couldn't put a funny video.

[01:56:36] That's the thing.

[01:56:37] Like I'm looking, bro.

[01:56:38] There's so many videos like.

[01:56:41] None of you guys are funny, bro.

[01:56:42] It's simple as that.

[01:56:43] I'm noticing you guys can't call me not funny anymore.

[01:56:45] Y'all dead ass can't call me not funny anymore.

[01:56:47] I don't do these fake laughing segments, bro.

[01:56:49] I'm not gonna lie. KSI, I'm calling you out.

[01:56:52] You do fake laughing, you laugh at everything.

[01:56:54] This shit is not funny, bro.

[01:56:56] Give me something, bro.

[01:56:57] The things that I've laughed at are just disabled people.

[01:57:01] You aren't funny.

[01:57:02] From now on, I'm more funny than my chat, bro.

[01:57:05] So, and what he said is, you are a celebrity.

[01:57:10] So basically what's gonna happen is there's product here.

[01:57:14] And this is where you end up, right here.

[01:57:16] If you could communicate this product,

[01:57:18] you can make money off the product.

[01:57:20] Cause look at Gaga, she's the creative director

[01:57:24] of Polaroid.

[01:57:24] It's only YouTube, that's why it's bad?

[01:57:26] I like so-

[01:57:27] Is there a way I can activate everything?

[01:57:28] I'll put everything, I don't give a fuck.

[01:57:30] Y'all aren't gonna make me laugh.

[01:57:33] Is there a way I can do everything out low?

[01:57:35] I'll do every type of link.

[01:57:36] They can link me anything.

[01:57:40] I don't think so.

[01:57:42] Well, it's not on YouTube, it's not gonna work.

[01:57:44] There's funny things out there.

[01:57:46] There's funny things out there.

[01:57:47] You guys gotta remember, bro.

[01:57:48] Not every video is gonna make us all laugh and, and, you know.

[01:57:54] Who the fuck is this, bro?

[01:57:57] I'm not doing water anymore. I gotta just do a couple of that water. My cheeks hurt, pause.

[01:58:02] Who the actual fuck is this?

[01:58:04] Who is Tyler? I don't know who Tyler is, bro.

[01:58:08] Yeah.

[01:58:12] I don't know.

[01:58:14] How is this longer than a dollar donation?

[01:58:17] Yeah.

[01:58:17] Do they understand this about life this is not in the sky and this is this is what is the fucking

[01:58:34] Let's go

[01:58:47] This is a stinky shit. I'm for it.

[01:59:02] I'll give you some.

[01:59:17] That's the cutest fucking thing I've ever seen in my entire life.

[01:59:47] This is so dumb. Oh my god. I'm like

[01:59:54] This is so dumb, bro. Like this is

[01:59:56] Like I'm like, this is just bad man

[01:59:59] This is just like how much money have I lost just stupid shit

[02:00:02] I just laughed because of how fucking bro

[02:00:05] I laughed because of how dumb it is and I'm not even kidding

[02:00:08] I'm reading the chat bro. Like I'm reading my biggest problem right now is I'm reading my chat

[02:00:13] Like I'm reading my fucking chat so you guys just like encourage like it's like

[02:00:21] Bro like

[02:00:23] Alright, bro. Alright next video bro next video

[02:00:27] I'm not gonna laugh anymore bro. Like I'm genuinely not gonna laugh anymore. I'm not wasting my money

[02:00:33] I'm not wasting money. You like you want me to play that hard game? Okay, I'm just gonna stop laughing

[02:00:39] I'm gonna I'm gonna make it so I actually don't laugh and we're about to see her for an hour with absolutely nothing

[02:00:45] There's not gonna be a single laughter. There's not gonna be anything. I'm not getting we're gonna sit here in silence, bro

[02:00:49] We're dead. That's gonna if whoever makes me laugh next bro like I

[02:00:54] Don't know bro. Let you have

[02:00:57] Burger, bro. I don't care

[02:01:02] So pretty much we're exactly the same as everyone else except we can say the word nigga anyone can say the word

[02:01:10] N*****

[02:01:28] Who gave stuff?

[02:01:30] Who gave stuff?

[02:01:32] Who gave stuff?

[02:01:34] Who gave?

[02:01:36] Who gave?

[02:01:37] Do it again.

[02:01:38] You don't like when you're not here.

[02:01:39] Do it again.

[02:01:40] Walk now.

[02:01:41] I don't need you.

[02:01:42] I'm a tough crowd and I'm not lonely.

[02:01:44] I'm so tough you'll be that you don't.

[02:01:47] Let me go.

[02:01:48] Let me out.

[02:01:49] Are you crazy?

[02:01:50] Let me out.

[02:01:51] Get it down there.

[02:01:52] Get it down there.

[02:01:53] Get it down there, sir.

[02:01:54] Whoa, whoa.

[02:01:55] Very careful.

[02:01:56] He's feisty.

[02:01:57] Very feisty.

[02:01:58] You know?

[02:01:59] Very.

[02:02:00] I know. Daddy.

[02:02:04] Stop!

[02:02:06] Stop!

[02:02:12] You know, it doesn't work.

[02:02:15] GG's everybody! GG's everybody!

[02:02:18] Yo you fucking suck nigga, shut up bitch!

[02:02:21] You're the bottom of the school!

[02:02:25] I'm turning off game time, sorry guys.

[02:02:30] I'm not fucking happy.

[02:02:32] Damn, actually.

[02:02:38] Oh, okay.

[02:02:39] You stay here for a second.

[02:02:41] Stay right back, okay?

[02:02:42] Stay there.

[02:03:00] I

[02:03:08] Was wiping some shit off pause

[02:03:20] I hate that I just laugh at the most fun shit ever

[02:03:23] I'm not kidding like I hate that. I just laugh at the dumb shit rough. Yeah, I don't know what like like what is going on

[02:03:37] Like what is this video bro, what the fuck

[02:03:42] Whatever bro get his name

[02:03:49] I'll be crying if I look like that too, but that's fucked up what they'd be doing here

[02:03:53] I ain't even gonna hold you, bro.

[02:03:54] I be saying that's fucked up like, bro.

[02:03:56] You probably had the full wash and set.

[02:03:58] This should be fire, probably.

[02:04:00] They ain't country shit.

[02:04:01] Fuck it though, bro.

[02:04:02] It's your life.

[02:04:04] Good morning to those that's watching this video right now.

[02:04:07] I recently posted online a video of me coming at a little kid

[02:04:10] in regards to his haircut.

[02:04:12] Off rip, I just want to sincerely apologize

[02:04:15] to that young boy and his family.

[02:04:17] I never meant for anybody to get hurt

[02:04:19] or for this to be taken the wrong way.

[02:04:23] Hey baby, I know you've been having some trouble sleeping recently.

[02:04:33] I want to help you.

[02:04:35] Help me.

[02:04:37] And I've been doing a bit of research and I think I might know the perfect solution.

[02:04:42] What's the solution?

[02:04:44] Just close your eyes, okay?

[02:04:46] Uh huh.

[02:04:47] And trust me.

[02:04:49] Uh huh.

[02:04:50] You trust me?

[02:04:51] Yeah, I trust him.

[02:04:53] Good.

[02:04:55] Okay. Are you ready?

[02:04:57] Yeah.

[02:04:58] Sweet dreams, baby.

[02:05:06] Okay, guys. Let's do a tornado siren and spin it around at the same time.

[02:05:21] So, you know, this is pretty good.

[02:05:43] Hmm, no, we disagree, drink.

[02:05:53] Hmm.

[02:05:56] Wow.

[02:05:59] Now I'm going to eat pickles.

[02:06:35] You're talking to me like you're talking to me!

[02:06:39] We're trying for each other to...

[02:06:40] She's a cheater!

[02:06:44] I just realized like his background was...

[02:06:48] I thought I had some of sheen out there, right?

[02:06:53] Sir Watkins, it is a necessity that I acquire this victory I played.

[02:06:59] My mother completely lacks a homestead to a partial extent.

[02:07:05] I reside alongside my father. I merely would like to aid her.

[02:07:10] Sir Watkins, I'm gazing over your film as we speak.

[02:07:13] Why are you suppressing your guffaw?

[02:07:28] Wearing number one for the Los Angeles traffic today is nine year old Tommy Douglas.

[02:07:33] Tommy has lived most of his life in the hospital after being born with a potato for a heart

[02:07:38] and will undergo a heart transplant surgery next weekend.

[02:07:41] He's about as big of a traffic fan as they come, so in partnership with the Granowish Foundation,

[02:07:46] both teams have agreed to come together and have Tommy run the first play of the game.

[02:07:50] And he got the handoff, and there he goes!

[02:07:53] What a little cutback movement, it looks like he's gonna go all the way!

[02:07:59] Look at him go!

[02:08:30] in my balls.

[02:08:36] Hmm.

[02:08:38] One time, let's go.

[02:08:39] Go to the back of your head.

[02:08:44] Okay.

[02:08:46] It sounds badly slowed down.

[02:08:48] I'm gonna say it again.

[02:08:50] Okay, I'm gonna say it again.

[02:08:51] Exactly.

[02:08:57] This is a horrible idea.

[02:08:59] Say it, say it, but...

[02:09:00] Okay, fine.

[02:09:02] Okay, then you like this!

[02:09:03] WHAAAA!

[02:09:03] AAAAAAAA!

[02:09:04] AAAAAAAA!

[02:09:05] AAAAAAAA!

[02:09:06] AAAAAAAA!

[02:09:11] Okay, then you smoke on this.

[02:09:13] Adapt the type of nigga to go to a supermarket,

[02:09:14] pick up a bruised asshole, and whisper,

[02:09:16] Who did this to you?

[02:09:26] Okay, guys.

[02:09:27] There is 400 videos in queue. Do you want me to just skip ones that are just bad? Like when it's just bad?

[02:09:35] Like some are just terrible. Like some are just terrible, bro. Like some are dead ass just terrible.

[02:09:41] We're gonna be here for hours, and we're gonna be done. I told you guys you guys have one hour.

[02:09:45] I've lost how much money already?

[02:09:47] 500 fucking dollars like I hate you guys like the fact that I'm giving back to the community like this like go fuck yourself guys

[02:09:53] No, I don't care about no one here deserves money at this point bro. You look so skinny and cute today. Thank you, bro

[02:10:01] Much appreciated

[02:10:04] All right, let's do this shit ready

[02:10:08] 400 videos in queue so you made $400 back brother you could donate 10 cents if you want

[02:10:23] I'm so sad! I don't know how to get back myself!

[02:10:30] My God!

[02:10:32] I'm still in China, now I have a military command, I have 70,000 military commands, but speed limit is required.

[02:10:42] You, military command, speed limit, speed limit is required, I really want it.

[02:10:47] So now it's time for music. Ready? One, two, three, two, three.

[02:10:54] Piping shot! Piping shot! Piping shot!

[02:10:58] Piping shot!

[02:11:01] Pull me down, man!

[02:11:08] You gotta do 6-7!

[02:11:10] Oh, shit!

[02:11:11] Oh, shit!

[02:11:13] Yeah, that is me, shit, you know.

[02:11:17] Yo, 130!

[02:11:24] I'm a rebel, I'm a rebel, I'm a sardine, I'm a rebel

[02:12:24] I don't know but Avon, they don't touch the peanut butter.

[02:12:47] a little bit about Cody Cody is blind and autistic

[02:13:01] yeah hey Zeus you better get robbed what the fuck

[02:13:08] Let's do three. Hey Zeus don't got no money

[02:13:15] What the fuck

[02:13:17] This is the worst day of my life

[02:13:22] But James you run you get a bat to your mother. I think you do anything

[02:13:29] Man they're gonna knock down pull them out

[02:13:32] Hey, we put you

[02:13:38] I

[02:13:42] Like people

[02:13:46] You know what happened chat what happened man

[02:13:51] We got a couple short man y'all used to be funny y'all dead ass used to be funny

[02:13:56] I'm not kidding. Some of y'all used to be funny, bro

[02:14:01] Honestly, I can just enjoy this bra. I'm gonna make I'm gonna make a hundred thousand dollars for you guys dead ass

[02:14:06] like there's literally like

[02:14:08] Like, I don't even need water anymore, bro.

[02:14:11] Like at this point, man, like...

[02:14:12] Hand me my thinking grenades.

[02:14:15] Where'd you get these?

[02:14:16] Shh, got it.

[02:14:17] I'm thinking.

[02:14:21] Uh-huh.

[02:14:23] Stop skipping.

[02:14:24] Okay, bet.

[02:14:25] I'll stop skipping, ready?

[02:14:26] Let's go.

[02:14:30] I got it, got it.

[02:14:32] Somehow you and me are gonna find a way to get rich.

[02:14:35] Now you're talking my language.

[02:14:37] Alright Dan, let's do it!

[02:14:47] This is shit that Lays probably laughs at bro.

[02:14:50] You guys are making me mad.

[02:14:53] Why are you winning?

[02:14:55] What do they have back?

[02:14:58] That's me, not that bad. I wouldn't say I'm in the clubbing club, not in the staff.

[02:15:02] Oh, shit!

[02:15:12] You got it!

[02:15:13] You got it!

[02:15:14] Do you see? I'm looking at it!

[02:15:15] You got it!

[02:15:16] I'm looking at it!

[02:15:17] Cuff him!

[02:15:18] Boobs is just flopping everywhere!

[02:15:21] No way, buddy!

[02:15:22] No fucking way!

[02:15:24] You cannot use the double golf cup for the fucking slurpee!

[02:15:28] This, right here!

[02:15:30] This is like the cup

[02:15:33] Yeah, yeah, what do you think it's for? Yeah, why are you picking my cup?

[02:15:40] All right

[02:15:42] Should we treat right should we did this boy bro like?

[02:15:47] Like how are you guys giggling?

[02:15:51] I'm not gonna lie talks amongst yourself for 45 seconds

[02:15:54] I'm going to let out a piss because of you guys figure out a way figure out a way out

[02:15:57] Well figure out a way figure out a way up talk to each other wrap talk to each other

[02:16:27] So when are you gonna tell her that we did that too?

[02:16:55] All right.

[02:16:57] All right.

[02:16:58] And I sing for not even two seconds,

[02:17:00] and you guys automatically just in this email.

[02:17:03] All right, listen, I have a bounty right now.

[02:17:05] It's currently 310.

[02:17:07] You have five minutes.

[02:17:08] If you make me laugh within the next five minutes,

[02:17:11] you get $300.

[02:17:12] I'm going to give a fuck.

[02:17:14] I don't care, bro.

[02:17:15] Yep, you have five minutes, bro.

[02:17:16] Here.

[02:17:20] You are way to get it, fool.

[02:17:23] On each step of the slide, I show the neck bag that I get, I can't get you a dime.

[02:17:28] Time crossed the line so many times, I got no sling in my ass.

[02:17:31] Got no sin in my ass.

[02:17:32] Keplau, Keboom.

[02:17:35] Recipes my granny, she got.

[02:17:38] N***a, you ain't funny.

[02:17:41] That's not true.

[02:17:43] Maybe.

[02:17:44] Fuck your college.

[02:17:45] Fuck your college.

[02:17:46] Fuck every day, though.

[02:17:47] So we ain't know where bookstore was, n***a.

[02:17:49] We right here in front of Barney's.

[02:17:50] No big n***a.

[02:17:51] Every day.

[02:17:52] man got all your books make all the rage niggas we got

[02:17:59] really I imagine you get the opportunity to interview the number one basketball

[02:18:09] player of all time right now and this is what she said

[02:18:13] Yes, he is there!

[02:18:15] He was in college.

[02:18:17] Um...

[02:18:19] No, I'm not. You're good, Liko. Just do it. You're fine.

[02:18:22] But my whole thing is with the multistream thing of it, the aspect.

[02:18:25] It's like...

[02:18:27] It's like...

[02:18:29] What's the point?

[02:18:31] What is wild?

[02:18:35] We're going to celebrate the anniversary.

[02:18:37] Well, we're going to celebrate the day that the members of the parliament can come back.

[02:18:41] No, no, no.

[02:18:43] Stop!

[02:18:49] I'll call them to pick up the paelleras.

[02:18:52] I'll go to the south, to the restaurant that was in La Roja.

[02:18:57] And the cook will call me.

[02:18:58] Risita, come to the paellera.

[02:19:01] Come on, it's 2 p.m. and they're here.

[02:19:04] My manager.

[02:19:06] The shankler.

[02:19:07] I'm all worked up because I didn't have time to put on the shankler

[02:19:11] I'm going to the beach and I'm going to the sea.

[02:19:18] Jesus!

[02:19:24] No, Mr. Beast!

[02:19:25] Bro, you were that one time when you donated my stream?

[02:19:27] Yeah.

[02:19:28] What's that about?

[02:19:31] Mr. Beast donated $200 set, guys.

[02:19:34] Look at Dora and Boots.

[02:19:37] Who is Boots?

[02:19:39] Let's do the next one's about and I'm trying I'm trying to get a little joccy

[02:19:48] all right so basically what the fuck is he doing no way that's his foot he's

[02:19:58] holding yeah he's holding the camera with one hand and he's holding his foot

[02:20:02] with the other hand licking it what the fuck and he has purple hair god dude

[02:20:07] I was I was dead ass about to laugh you almost won. I

[02:20:12] Almost laugh because of how fucking ugly adapt is man. What the like do you hear how he like look at this guy, bro?

[02:20:20] This kid gonna throw at me holy shit this dude adapt had an epic and Dean before I think that that's a game

[02:20:30] What no way no ways

[02:20:37] What kind of names were these kids calling you at the pool?

[02:20:49] Meathead, Fatso, Hard Butt, Welly the Whale, Porky, Hog, Fatass, Double Wide, Butterball,

[02:20:57] Those sorts of things, right?

[02:20:58] Yeah.

[02:20:59] Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.

[02:21:04] Mmm-hmm.

[02:21:07] Can you believe I'm stuck with Meg driving me around?

[02:21:15] Dad, it's just you and me in the car.

[02:21:17] It don't remind me.

[02:21:18] It's bad enough I got a suspended license.

[02:21:20] I gotta ride around town with stinky McPoo pants.

[02:21:23] I want apple juice.

[02:21:24] Dad, you left your apple juice at home.

[02:21:26] I want an apple juice!

[02:21:27] Oh, you want-

[02:21:28] I don't know how much this nigga got,

[02:21:30] but I be thinking about my bills and I be thinking about this nigga's bills,

[02:21:33] I be like, bro, how do you make-

[02:21:34] I said this before, bro, it's a real show, man.

[02:21:36] No, him. How do this nigga make money, bro?

[02:21:38] Oh, man. What the fuck, you, man?

[02:21:44] Like how, bro? Like, how's that-

[02:21:48] Oh, my God, bro.

[02:21:50] Oh, my God, that was $300!

[02:21:56] Oh my god.

[02:22:03] Oh no.

[02:22:08] Does that count?

[02:22:09] Did I say that right?

[02:22:10] No, no, no.

[02:22:11] It was five minutes.

[02:22:12] I said 309 to three.

[02:22:14] Three.

[02:22:15] No.

[02:22:16] I said, it's not 500.

[02:22:17] I said it was 300.

[02:22:21] I literally said, if you can make me laugh in the next five minutes, you get $300.

[02:22:25] That's what I said.

[02:22:26] Are you fucking stupid?

[02:22:28] Yeah, I said 500 when I walked to the bathroom

[02:22:31] and then I came back and said 300.

[02:22:33] Yo, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[02:22:36] Yo, how would I give this guy nothing then?

[02:22:39] Yo, you're getting $300.

[02:22:42] I really, stop, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[02:22:45] Oh, yo, I'm dead ass serious, like, shh,

[02:22:47] yo, this chat, bro.

[02:22:49] Like, I laughed at the worst thing too.

[02:22:51] I laughed at fucking dub saying, you talking about,

[02:22:55] Yo, like, yo, bro, like, god, fucking, yeah,

[02:22:58] put the duck shaking head, bro, put the booze all you want.

[02:23:01] Put it all you fucking want, bro.

[02:23:03] Yup, yup, go ahead, bro, go ahead, do it, do it, do it,

[02:23:06] do it, yup, and then, no, no, no,

[02:23:09] you guys are going through this cycle.

[02:23:10] You call me a scammer, you say duck shaking head,

[02:23:13] and then you also say fake laugh equals funny, like,

[02:23:16] I can't, bro, yo, can I have like an actual,

[02:23:19] hey, I'm gonna go stuff only,

[02:23:20] just so I can hear like actual smart people.

[02:23:21] Wow, notice the difference here?

[02:23:23] Look at the difference, bro, like,

[02:23:24] Look at the fucking difference when you go sub only yo, I said three hundred dollars fax or no

[02:23:30] I said five hundred first and then I corrected myself when I came back and I said three hundred dollars I

[02:23:36] Said three hundred dollars fax or no

[02:23:42] Yo yo yo yo yo yo outlaw I'm about to give this guy nothing you guys are about to ruin it for this guy, bro

[02:23:47] I'm not paying five hundred. I said three hundred. I'm not already actually I'm taking off sub only to keep the videos playing

[02:23:52] I'm not arguing now. It's back to a hundred dollars. Go fuck yourself. That guy's getting 300 bucks

[02:23:59] Yeah, why y'all put cheese on my cheeseburger

[02:24:02] That's your bitch ass

[02:24:05] Hey squad reporting for duty, we're going tilted towers. Let's go

[02:24:12] Such old bitch ass up

[02:24:16] Dude, that is like really calm bro. The fact that he will say that

[02:24:19] like that's actually kind of ridiculous man

[02:24:23] like some people are actually like ridiculous too

[02:24:27] so dumb man sorry for the language guys

[02:24:31] I mean like holy crap I thought I called duty

[02:24:36] can you bless me with something

[02:24:38] oh god I knew this video was gonna come

[02:24:42] I knew this video was gonna come bro I knew this video was gonna come eventually bro

[02:24:47] And I just spit all over my monitor, bro.

[02:24:50] Oh my God, bro, that is a stupid fucking video, bro.

[02:24:55] It's all the stupid videos.

[02:24:59] Whatever, bro, now I'm really running through my money.

[02:25:02] Now, are you guys happy now?

[02:25:03] Yo, are you guys happy now?

[02:25:04] Now I'm running through my money.

[02:25:05] Go ahead, bro, go ahead.

[02:25:07] Now, I feel like you guys just wanna see me lose, bro.

[02:25:10] You just wanna see me lose my money, bro.

[02:25:13] Like, Jesus fucking Christ.

[02:25:17] I didn't mean to. I didn't f***ing get any smoke on this.

[02:25:41] I doubt the type of nigga to go to a supermarket, pick up a bruised asshole and whisper, who did this to you?

[02:25:47] Y'all niggas, buddy, I better turn your speakers down, bruh.

[02:25:50] I don't get no fuck, bruh. I don't care if the music loud, nigga. I'm not your daddy, nigga.

[02:25:55] Turn your speakers down, pussy nigga.

[02:25:58] Y'all stop complaining like some hoes.

[02:26:00] Fuck wrong, son.

[02:26:02] It's done!

[02:26:41] Man bro, by the turn into fucking

[02:26:46] Nica Kato avocado, but black. Holy shit. I would go to the pleasant parking. Wait, what is what?

[02:26:59] Hey, what the hell are you doing? Hey, what the fuck do they say?

[02:27:03] You're too into like the avocado guy, you know what I'm not.

[02:27:08] Bro, didn't you say nigga?

[02:27:10] That's not what I said.

[02:27:12] Bro, God you said nigga, bro, I heard some nigga.

[02:27:16] So beautiful, but damn, look at my fucking phone!

[02:27:20] Fuck!

[02:27:21] Get my fucking phone, old guy!

[02:27:33] I'm missing you all, am I dead?

[02:27:38] All you has wanted, am I dead?

[02:27:42] No money, no to weigh what you give

[02:27:46] I feel the distance, I feel it's near

[02:27:51] Loosing you is my biggest fear

[02:27:55] Lightning on my heart and it's too

[02:27:58] If you spread my heart into two

[02:28:00] These feelings will end with you

[02:28:02] What if I say like the flow we stop together?

[02:28:16] FIGHT FOR ALIEN!

[02:28:17] What?

[02:28:17] Hey, baby!

[02:28:19] Yeah?

[02:28:20] So what do you mean?

[02:28:21] Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

[02:28:23] What's the,

[02:28:24] Isaac, shut the hell up!

[02:28:29] I might be a pumpkin blueberry.

[02:28:31] Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up.

[02:28:34] Do you have any information?

[02:28:36] Hey, shit ass, run with your ad.

[02:28:40] Hey, squad, we're reporting for duty.

[02:28:42] We're going til the towers.

[02:28:43] Let's go.

[02:28:47] Such old bitch ass-up, yo nigga.

[02:28:50] Dude, that is like Mark's.

[02:28:53] Yo, outlaw, I have a question.

[02:28:54] Are you trying to replace shit on purpose to make me giggle?

[02:28:57] Like, what the fuck is your problem?

[02:29:01] We have a clean start and Team Man is off fast.

[02:29:08] Okay, as predicted the beast is making a slow, unsteady start out of the gate and Daniel

[02:29:14] Artrann has got Team Man.

[02:29:19] Okay, I'm glad about that.

[02:29:26] Of course, it's so cute.

[02:29:28] He's got a little sound to two towers.

[02:29:31] What was he doing?

[02:29:32] You think there's people out there that actually like laugh at this shit?

[02:29:36] Like certain shit like this?

[02:29:37] Like it really makes you realize like what people do to that bro.

[02:29:41] This is like humor for literally like lays when he's high.

[02:29:46] A grandma who's like, like, I'm not even kidding.

[02:29:50] Yo, fuck the water for one second.

[02:29:53] I gotta talk my shit

[02:30:02] This guy Dennis just donated like a bar bro

[02:30:12] Like what the fuck is this he just don't have a vibe

[02:30:23] I was on the street where Larry made a mistake and then his head was raised and that's fine.

[02:30:27] Um, and I think she, I, I, I...

[02:30:29] What is this?

[02:30:30] I don't think he's over there.

[02:30:34] What? What the fuck was that? What did she do?

[02:30:42] What?

[02:30:44] Should I start skipping some, Jeff?

[02:30:46] But I want to say this.

[02:30:47] For a long time I looked at myself in the mirror and I based myself based on what I read on the comments.

[02:30:52] I felt worthless. I felt ugly. I felt gay. I felt that no didn't like that just based on what they told me

[02:30:59] Yo, foosie is a fucking character

[02:31:05] Oh

[02:31:10] So what you want? Oh, you got this thing. Let's go walk. Oh

[02:31:22] and I thought that this shit was hard back in the day, like I'm really looking at it man, like

[02:31:32] this shit was not hard

[02:31:38] I almost slapped

[02:31:40] I did that so I almost slapped

[02:31:45] What's up everybody, check out my Twitter to enter the $100 V-Book and

[02:31:49] I too will be abstinent. I'll be as untouched as the turn signal in an Asian woman's car

[02:31:54] How much signal I need to cut across eight lane none? I turn now. Good luck everybody else

[02:32:04] Guys that's not extra Emily Jesus

[02:32:07] I was lost between borders

[02:32:10] Norwegian cities and born in Norway stuck in India living on the streets

[02:32:14] surviving. Being a tourist guide, smoking on the fucking roads. Don't you think I want

[02:32:22] to get some kind of adjustment against the government when I'm 33 years old, have zero

[02:32:25] schooling, they haven't done a shit that they're supposed to do?

[02:32:28] What is this talking about? ASMR page eating yummy food. Brother, are you just like trying

[02:32:36] and like donate?

[02:32:43] I had a teacher in my school who took my phone,

[02:32:46] sat on it and cracked my phone.

[02:32:47] She looked like this.

[02:32:54] This isn't gonna get me two times in a row, bro.

[02:32:56] It caught me off guard.

[02:32:57] That's what made me laugh.

[02:32:59] Like this shit is not gonna get me.

[02:33:00] Like, did you just try to get my money

[02:33:02] by donating the same shit?

[02:33:04] Why does people spam donate this video? I'm confused.

[02:33:12] I need a diamond in a rough, bro. Someone give me like a diamond in a rough video.

[02:33:27] Stick talk when you got me.

[02:33:29] Oh god.

[02:33:30] Like I'm not even kidding.

[02:33:31] I'm gonna give you a bunch of cars.

[02:33:33] I'm actually starting to realize it's okay because at the end of the day chat we're stealing like little kids's money

[02:33:38] Now pause for a second. Just listen to me, bro

[02:33:40] We're deadass taking like kids that literally just donate off their mom's card don't any some bullshit, bro

[02:33:46] Like I'm dead ass just like I'm glad I'm taking your money, bro

[02:33:49] Because what the fuck is this?

[02:33:50] Well, it has to be fake and I'll figure out which one it is because I actually don't think okay

[02:33:54] Like super outback sounds like a restaurant to me. Okay, a Toyota Prius, a Honda Accord or Marisha Hargatay

[02:34:29] I'm parking right now.

[02:34:32] Enjoy the hunt you bro. I'm deadass serious enjoy it. You deserve it bro because of this fucking emote in chat. Go ahead bro enjoy it. I deadass don't care enjoy it bro enjoy it.

[02:34:42] I got shit if it's not juice and top of this at my life.

[02:34:46] You guys have 20 more minutes bro.

[02:34:48] I got shit if it's not juice and top of this at my life.

[02:34:56] Hi guys.

[02:34:59] I'm noticing a pattern, bro. I'm noticing a pattern.

[02:35:07] Oh, like, maybe you'll meet at the bar, we'll drive a funky, and I'll take Oliver to you

[02:35:14] and make that song. Bro, this video probably at your latest

[02:35:17] is probably a dying of laughter right now. That's the worst part.

[02:35:20] Like, I'm, yep, there it is. I'm gonna show you.

[02:35:23] What the fuck was that?

[02:35:52] I want to go back.

[02:35:56] The fuck was that? Was that Deji naked?

[02:36:02] Don't skip.

[02:36:03] Heart transplant surgery next weekend.

[02:36:06] He's about as big of a traffic fan as they've ever seen.

[02:36:08] In partnership with the Granowish Foundation,

[02:36:11] both teams have agreed to come together and have Tommy run the first play of the game.

[02:36:14] Stop skipping!

[02:36:15] You guys tell me to skip a night only to find!

[02:36:17] We're gonna start watching every single one.

[02:36:19] Let's see who can make me laugh now.

[02:36:21] We're gonna sit through every single fucking one!

[02:36:23] Look at him go!

[02:36:24] So, I came with heart failure, scores a touchdown!

[02:36:27] Wow, bro!

[02:36:28] So fucking amazing, bro!

[02:36:30] Oh!

[02:36:31] Oh my god!

[02:36:34] That was just... that is not good.

[02:36:41] Messy score?

[02:36:42] Nice.

[02:36:43] Thank you guys for the live update.

[02:36:44] Mio de noche.

[02:36:45] Buenos dias.

[02:36:46] Miamo.

[02:36:47] Mio de noche.

[02:36:48] Miyamo, Mio de Noche.

[02:36:52] Mio...

[02:36:55] Nah, I'm not gonna skip anymore. This is because of you guys. I got you guys. I'm not skipping anymore.

[02:36:59] So technically, according to the strict law of the Torah...

[02:37:03] Not one Gentile in the world deserves to be.

[02:37:15] We're gonna sit through every video, bro!

[02:37:17] Thank you for not making me a good thank you for not making it

[02:37:20] I got you guys

[02:37:22] I got you

[02:37:24] Is what y'all wanted right?

[02:37:28] Hey YouTube it's me again

[02:37:30] Hey what's going down?

[02:37:32] Ah bro

[02:37:33] I got you guys

[02:37:35] I got you guys bro

[02:37:37] I got you

[02:37:39] I got you guys so it's time to leave the video

[02:37:41] I got you bro

[02:37:43] I got you bro

[02:37:47] How old is this I remember when this happened this went so viral

[02:38:16] I should ban this guy

[02:38:18] creationally of course

[02:38:40] I'm your dad, I'm your son

[02:38:42] No, no you're not

[02:38:46] Oh my god!

[02:38:48] It's not gonna get me though.

[02:38:50] I'm a grown man.

[02:38:54] Please, please, I need this!

[02:39:00] My mom is kind of homeless.

[02:39:04] So that the airplane can be able to-

[02:39:06] Guys, enough of the speech.

[02:39:16] you

[02:39:46] you

[02:40:16] you

[02:40:46] you

[02:41:16] you

[02:41:46] you

[02:42:16] Niggas this shit tastes like pure fuck.

[02:42:25] They think I'm on for a walk.

[02:42:33] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

[02:42:43] Yeah, he really likes you more.

[02:42:48] Mm-mm.

[02:42:56] Let me leave a decent.

[02:42:57] Kids fed, bills paid, and listening to li-

[02:42:59] Okay, okay, okay, I'm not gonna lie.

[02:43:01] Whose name did I just click on?

[02:43:02] Someone tell me whose name I just clicked on right now.

[02:43:04] Whose name did I just click on?

[02:43:05] I'm not even kidding.

[02:43:06] Whose name did I just click on?

[02:43:07] Someone tell me right now.

[02:43:08] Whose name was that?

[02:43:09] I'm not kidding.

[02:43:10] Whose name was that?

[02:43:11] show show show me who that was right now first person and do they get $50

[02:43:15] I don't give a fuck I'm gonna fuck wasn't this guy

[02:43:19] I'm not gonna tease them kid's fat

[02:43:22] I'm not gonna lie you're banned you're permanently banned you're a fucking one

[02:43:25] month sub two I'm not even kidding actually you're gone for a week you're

[02:43:28] gone for a week dead ass serious you this is over bro listen I'm doing one last

[02:43:33] thing ready I'm dead ass serious outlaw I'm gonna put back on the media share

[02:43:38] stop linking me shit guys stop linking me I'm not clicking any more links I'm not

[02:43:41] I'm not playing any more links.

[02:43:42] You guys are just, I realize that I'm not the problem anymore.

[02:43:44] It's you guys.

[02:43:45] It's dead ass fucking you guys.

[02:43:48] Here's what's gonna happen.

[02:43:49] I'm doing one last try not to laugh.

[02:43:51] Whoever makes me laugh here to fin- How much money have I given away total outlaw?

[02:43:54] How much money have I given away?

[02:43:57] How much money?

[02:43:58] How much?

[02:43:59] How much money have I given away?

[02:44:03] What is that?

[02:44:04] Like, I think, oh, zero dollars, bro.

[02:44:06] Zero dollars.

[02:44:07] Zero dollars.

[02:44:08] Okay, yeah.

[02:44:10] A thousand the next person who makes me laugh in this fucking media share. I'm just gonna skip you're getting

[02:44:16] I'll give you $500 and we're calling it a day, and I'm ending our suffering facts or no

[02:44:21] Alphabet war is really cool. So we decided to put the entire alphabet on a wheel

[02:44:34] I DMG before oh my fucking god

[02:44:40] Almost okay. Almost okay. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Mom

[02:44:47] God, oh my god. Oh my god

[02:45:00] Why that's kind of fucking weird, and I don't why we're laughing. Why did you lie about your age?

[02:45:10] Jesus Christ, I'm not gonna lie, was that like a terrible day?

[02:45:19] This girl dead-

[02:45:20] SPIKE BAM!

[02:45:21] Take a palm strap to my chest!

[02:45:22] What up, Wiggas?

[02:45:23] Uh, short little video today.

[02:45:24] You're at the mercy of my hazard lights being on because I'm currently parked at, uh,

[02:45:39] basket waiting for my dad to get out of the market basket it seems foolish to

[02:45:44] have all this money lying around oh you'd rather have it down at the bank

[02:45:47] with a Jewish guy's can lure at it

[02:46:09] We're going all day, 10 months, good vibes, you play, yeah

[02:46:14] Just this summer, don't stop, pushing our food, jump off the top

[02:46:18] It's so bright, get a look away, we on that vibe, all day, all day, all day

[02:46:23] Just this summer, so sweet, cool, I scream, off the minute, heat

[02:46:28] Hands up, hold, feel that bass, we don't wanna leave

[02:46:35] Rowan, do the thug shake

[02:46:36] The what, shame?

[02:46:37] Do the thug shake

[02:46:38] What's that?

[02:46:39] Hey!

[02:46:39] Don't shake.

[02:46:40] I don't know what that is.

[02:46:43] This is what you want.

[02:46:45] So...

[02:46:47] Let's get it.

[02:46:48] Enough talk.

[02:47:02] What color is a carrot?

[02:47:04] Carrot? I think it's uh...

[02:47:06] I think it's uh...

[02:47:08] I think it's a carrot, but I don't know about carrots, I don't know nothing about that.

[02:47:17] If you dig a six foot hole, how deep is that hole?

[02:47:20] It's about like 20 feet.

[02:47:23] One minus one equals.

[02:47:25] It goes 35.

[02:47:38] no way

[02:47:42] I'm going to go

[02:47:44] no way

[02:47:46] I'm going to go

[02:47:48] no way

[02:47:50] NO WAY

[02:47:52] I'm going to go

[02:47:54] you are going to go

[02:47:56] I'm going

[02:47:58] I'm going to go

[02:47:59] I'm going to go

[02:48:01] ahhh

[02:48:03] I'm about to bomb this whole motherfucking place.

[02:48:33] Don't tell me that was real right don't tell me that that's not that's not that doesn't

[02:48:45] Okay, does that count?

[02:48:48] Does that dead ass count?

[02:48:53] That counts as a laugh.

[02:48:59] That counts.

[02:49:03] Like, bro, I did, I, that's a laugh.

[02:49:07] That's a laugh.

[02:49:09] Bro, I choked on my slight chuck, bro, I just laughed at myself.

[02:49:25] Like I didn't even laugh at the video.

[02:49:26] I started choking on the water and I let out a giggle.

[02:49:33] I just laughed at my own, like, that's a laugh.

[02:49:41] That kid just made 500.

[02:49:43] That's who we're about to give the 500 to?

[02:49:52] Was it this kid?

[02:49:58] I ain't gonna lie, fuck that kid, I'll give a fuck.

[02:50:02] We just fired the person that does that but now you have been promoted

[02:50:08] You are now one of my elite employees

[02:50:13] You missed some trash over there honey

[02:50:15] What's up, Ray Ray?

[02:50:16] He told me to get this like Pokemon's app right here, so I went and got in and got these cool little characters like

[02:50:22] Dinosaurs and ducks and shit, you know, I need someone to get my water out of my mouth and then we're done

[02:50:28] Simple as that names $500

[02:50:58] You guys say don't skip and then we're gonna sit here for hours. Okay

[02:51:28] But I'll do everything in my will to help Pakistan.

[02:51:31] That's great!

[02:51:32] I'll bring World Cup for my country.

[02:51:35] He will win World Cup for Pakistan!

[02:51:44] License and registration?

[02:51:46] Mr. Brown.

[02:51:47] Speeding.

[02:51:48] You must be new or something, man. Read it fast, man.

[02:51:51] License and registration.

[02:51:53] I'm living life in this fast lane.

[02:51:56] I love you too much.

[02:51:57] much I will never go back so I got to stay speed

[02:52:13] all right here we go don't wanna go having brain party astronauts rock

[02:52:18] actual Vendor

[02:52:20] ha ha ha

[02:52:22] that's gone ninja!

[02:52:24] fucking kid

[02:52:26] that's a good round

[02:52:28] you're adopted

[02:52:30] like like

[02:52:32] alphabet war is really cool

[02:52:34] so we decided to put the entire alphabet on a wheel

[02:52:36] and whatever it landed on

[02:52:38] we made in Minecraft video

[02:52:40] are you ready?

[02:52:42] let's go!

[02:52:44] come on get me X

[02:52:46] I was close okay, okay

[02:52:49] Half of them with E

[02:52:50] Alright, give me P, come on I want P so bad

[02:52:52] Please give me P

[02:52:53] Oh, I'll take C, I'll take C

[02:52:55] Okay, let's see if I can turn this creeper into the letter E

[02:52:58] Let's start by getting rid of this extra leg

[02:53:00] Let's make this body smaller and shrink the head

[02:53:03] I would be going to slime into C

[02:53:05] First, let's shrink that body

[02:53:06] Let's color it in

[02:53:07] Now let's get C's color in

[02:53:10] Mmm, mm-mm

[02:53:11] I am not clicking that link actually okay I can because it's on my trun PC, alright let's

[02:53:29] see guys.

[02:53:30] what I need you to do is tag 3 big dick ass niggas

[02:53:36] okay I'm just gonna

[02:53:42] I'm done I'm done I'm done, I'm done I'm done I'm done

[02:53:45] like-

[02:53:49] I'm done, I'm done, I'm done

[02:53:51] I'm done, I'm done, I'm done contrained

[02:53:54] I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done

[02:53:57] Y'all dead ass one, bro. Y'all dead ass one. I'm dead ass serious, bro

[02:54:00] Y'all y'all y'all know you're gonna go for hours, and I'm tired of seeing your guys this shit

[02:54:04] I'm done, bro. Y'all done y'all done y'all one y'all done that guy just won $500 and see yeah

[02:54:10] I can't right you know you guys won you guys fucking one, bro

[02:54:14] Congratulations, man

[02:54:16] How many people actually made me laugh does anyone have a count does anyone have an account an account account

[02:54:22] For how many people?

[02:54:27] Like I'm dead ass serious.

[02:54:30] How many people was that?

[02:54:36] Like Jesus Christ, that was eight people just made me laugh.

[02:54:39] How many people donated here, you think?

[02:54:41] How many people sent a dollar, you think?

[02:54:45] Bro, that must have been like, I'll be honest with you, about how much percent of my chat

[02:54:52] is funny.

[02:54:53] I would say like seven percent.

[02:54:54] Like brother look at this like speed run imagine we went through all these look at this bro. Oh

[02:54:59] Like like garbage

[02:55:02] Garbage okay sure

[02:55:06] Downs intermeena. What do you mean?

[02:55:11] Who is getting the best head

[02:55:18] Yeah, all right, yeah, I'm really glad this is done. I'm so glad this is done

[02:55:23] I'm not gonna lie, bro. Hey, some of you guys are funny. Some of you guys aren't broken graduate fucking Lations

[02:55:28] So there's one two three four five six seven eight nine ten people and I gave away a total of

[02:55:38] One hundred two hundred

[02:55:41] five hundred six hundred seven hundred

[02:55:45] Thousand one eleven hundred twelve hundred thirteen hundred. I just gave away

[02:55:50] $1,800

[02:56:00] I'm not even kidding bro like do I even give that out do I even give that out

[02:56:11] Now all right, bro, you guys gonna pay for whatever bro. All right, W wrong bro

[02:56:14] W fucking wrong man. Hey clap it up for the stable community. Whoever made me laugh, bro

[02:56:18] Congratulations, man. Congratulations. Congrats, bro. Y'all made me laugh, bro. Y'all dead ass made me laugh. Congratulations to the funny people who actually made me laugh, man.

[02:56:29] I've noticed three patterns, bro. I have the worst sense of humor, but so does this fucking chat. Last one, what?

[02:56:37] Just wait to drink this wouldn't have made me laugh, bro. This dead ass wouldn't have made me laugh

[02:56:41] Oh, that's pocket change for you. Yeah, so I might as well just give every winner actually $5,000 rope

[02:56:46] How about that? Just bless them, bro. Just fucking bless them. Just fucking bless them, bro. Yeah, I got you guys

[02:56:52] I'm gonna give away a hundred thousand. Yeah, I got you guys. Oh

[02:56:56] Julie David a 25 gifted. Thank you. Can we get a w Julie in the chat for gifting 25 gifted? Thank you so much

[02:57:02] I'm much appreciated. Thank you Julie

[02:57:04] Um, I'll be honest with you guys. I told you guys short stream. He's I have to go do this thing for

[02:57:11] Ultra, but hey, oh shit. We gotta do the outro already

[02:57:13] Thank you YouTube for watching that video shout out my community y'all are funniest funk

[02:57:18] Hey, who would the funniest video chat be honest with you? What was your favorite video?

[02:57:22] What was your most funniest video bro? Hey shout out the community man shout out the community outlaw

[02:57:26] I need a PayPal's I can only do PayPal so pay back

[02:57:30] Hey guys make sure to click that like click there subscribe and yeah

[02:57:34] Alright, you listen whoever just won. I'm gonna pay you right after I click the end button

[02:57:37] Um, thank you guys for watching me stream. Yo tomorrow. We're live super early and we're live for about like 10 hours

[02:57:43] And it's an IRL stream. We're gonna be doing the core 4th of July party

[02:57:45] So I thank you guys a stream is better than a no stream. Remember that Haley David a 5

[02:57:50] So just remember if you're right wondering wrong you did a short stream of a lot

[02:57:54] Listen, bro. Would you guys rather me stream on our stream simple as that?

[02:57:58] I'm gonna end now. I love you boys

[02:58:01] Thank you for being a part of the stream

[02:58:04] And, um, yeah, send some to the PO Box, I should make sure Mark P.O.

[02:58:08] I'm live tomorrow super early in the morning.

[02:58:12] W fuckin' Ron in the chat.

[02:58:14] We're back again tomorrow.

[02:58:16] Um, yeah, bro. We're literally back again.

[02:58:19] I'm glad that I- I actually like- see, like, I actually like streaming even when it's shit like this.

[02:58:24] I just get to have fun just chilling, bro.

[02:58:26] This is what I'm talking about, bro.

[02:58:27] Nobody complains. Whatever, bro. Good fuckin' vibes, good times.

[02:58:30] Um, yeah. I get to chill with you guys.

[02:58:32] tomorrow we're live all day basically so yeah it should be pretty fun should be

[02:58:38] fucking fun who should I host who should I host who should I host who should I

[02:58:42] host um I don't want to host anyone that I'm like friends with lowkey I want to

[02:58:46] host someone like that I don't know I'll be honest with you

[02:59:02] Oh God

[02:59:07] I'm about to host one of my viewers bro, I'm not even kidding nine hobby, bro

[02:59:10] You guys know this guy that guy is bro. Fuck it man. Whatever bro, whatever make his fucking day for coming in my chat

[02:59:17] Just spamming fucking emos bro. Listen boys. I'm Jason the ween. I don't like that guy

[02:59:22] Jack what this is gonna see you guys tomorrow

[02:59:25] W streams in the fucking chat man. Thank you guys for being a part of today's stream

[02:59:29] I got to chill with you guys got to have some fun and that's what streaming is bro

[02:59:33] I love this shit. I did actually like I feel like I'm addicted to streaming again

[02:59:37] So we're gonna be live today or tomorrow the next day the next day the next day the next day the next day

[02:59:41] That's it. So yeah, I love you boys W fucking stream and

[02:59:46] I'm

[02:59:48] Probably gonna be out of here, bro. Thank you guys so much. Once again, bro. You guys are the greatest and

[02:59:55] W part timer you're addicted to streaming

[02:59:57] But you stream two hours and you put a minion spitting popcorn. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, bro

[03:00:03] Go fuck yourself, bro. Get ass. Go fuck yourself, brother. This minion emo. Okay, bro

[03:00:09] Next time you know what because of that guy whatever that guy's name is next time next time I'm not gonna go live, bro

[03:00:14] I just won't go live at all. I'd rather go live than not go live, bro. How about that? Go fuck yourself, bro