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You can't even see me, I'm seeing her
She's right there in front of me
I'm in a bubble
They're like that in the hole
Come out of the streets, right out of the window
And that thing goes away
I'm funny and I swear to God
I cut me the band bro
She's throwing YBL
But she ain't in my game
I'm in a club in the techniques
Everything looks like licks
They tell you they're drunk, I'm talking
And they talk some licks
No!
No!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hello!
Hello!
Hello!
Hello!
Hello!
Hello!
Hey!
I'm angry right now.
Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey.
Where are you at, sir?
Good morning.
Good morning.
Ha ha ha.
Hey hey.
Hey.
This whole world is talking about.
What's up? Can I get it? Hello?
Yo!
Yo! Yo!
Remy was gone, S3 was gone, A4 was gone, Dxt was gone, Korygian was gone, Krab was gone, Leaf was gone!
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Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning.
Good morning.
All right.
How's everyone doing today, brother?
Ego. Yes, a bold ego.
Oh my days, the fucking ego.
That is a perfect emoter today, guys.
I want to say hello to everybody, and I want to say happy fourth of July to everybody.
If you're from England, fuck you.
Just kidding.
If you're from Canada, I mean, whatever.
If you're from Epistene, you know, yeah, whatever.
Hey, good morning to everybody, how's everybody doing today, man?
If you're here and you're celebrating the 4th of July, man, drop a me.
If you're not, and you just want to watch Stable in order because you have nothing to do, drop a me.
If you're gonna party with us through the monitor tonight, drop a me.
Ha ha ha ha.
Ha.
Yeah, it's been a nice, great, great bond.
Yo, Archive in seven months.
Well, I've got the good nudes or the bad nudes.
What do y'all want to hear first?
The good news is, Stable Renoto isn't taking a day off tonight because he will figure out
what to do.
Now, the bad news.
The core Fourth of July party is cancelled.
Now I know what y'all about to say.
Well we saw a tweet that said that people didn't want to pay.
Jason the ween lacy they'll tell you straight up that is not the truth
I don't know why that was said in the thing. I don't know why also
Whoever sent that out. I don't know what that was because also
I know I'm usually the guy to get hate form always. Oh Ron's
Ron doesn't want to pay Ron's Jewish, whatever it is, bro. Um guys I paid I
Paid I did not care one bit. I had my content plan. I had a lemonade stand
I was gonna open I had a security shit that I bought that I was gonna be a security guard. I pay
That was not the case
You know what I'm saying? I don't know if Jason will explain because he
Hosted or he had more majority of the hosting but yeah, it is nothing to do with payment at all
But I did pay for anyone who wonders. I saw some oh WG. That's not what we're gonna do W. Ron
Yeah, I don't know why I saw some comments that said lol
No, Ron would rather pay money on his car than host a party.
Yo, I paid and had nothing to do with that.
I did not care one bit about that.
I had nothing to do with it.
But there are some other things that happened.
And yes, simple as that, I don't know why Draymo's first
instinct, though, was to send out a text saying that three
people didn't want to pay when we figured out the payment
the night before.
But nonetheless, I think me, I don't know, is Jason live yet?
I think me, Jason, and Lacey will be doing a stream together today, and we're going to figure it out.
Because we're not just going to not stream for you guys, man.
It's the 4th of July, but we're Sims characters, and we're just going to stream, man.
We're going to figure it out. We're going to probably do a Discord, maybe host our own little thing, bro.
You know what I'm saying? Hey, if we can't get a party, let's bring the party to us.
I was going to go to Seaside for the stream since our thing got cancelled, but I heard
that there's a bunch of children in Newport and I don't know if my chat wants to see a
meet and greet festival.
I don't know if that's what you guys want, but I don't really want to do a meet and greet
festival.
So that's that, but honestly, we're going to figure out some shit today.
I know ladies right now, and Drew and all of them,
they're gonna go get some food, might hit the grill,
might hit a little grill day, whatever it might be,
and then we might go hang out with some people.
I don't know yet, we're gonna figure it out.
But regardless, tonight,
you're gonna see Stumble Roberto drunk.
Okay, I'm drinking tonight with,
it's either I'm with people, it's either I'm with you guys,
I don't really care who I'm with, I'm drinking tonight.
We're gonna have fun, if I gotta play drunk games,
if I gotta go drunk drive, whatever it might be,
I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding.
Make sure not to drink and drive tonight.
If you need an Uber, just text me, okay?
If anyone needs an Uber in the call, in the chat,
just text me, bro.
Just text my number, bro.
I'll get you guys, I'll get you guys,
I'll get you guys an Uber, bro.
W Ron in the chat, man.
W Ron in the chat, but unfortunately, bro,
the party was canceled.
I wish it didn't get canceled.
Voila!
On everything I love, bro.
Who was ready to celebrate a party through the monitor?
Drop a mate.
Who was ready to celebrate a fucking party
through the monitor?
Bro, I was hype.
I saw people in the Twitter column saying that they got fireworks that they were gonna set up in the room
Drop a meme if that was you, bro. They were the 57 months Sam. Thank you. Vox it. Thank you
Well, bro, we're gonna have to figure it out today
We're gonna talk about it. I think me Jason and Lacey there is a group chat in about like I'm gonna take five minutes
We're gonna do a quick call
We're gonna figure it out, bro
But that's why with the power of the stable community the NMMs community and the thugs bro
We unite let's drop a fucking ball to you go in the chat, bro
Why did I put my fist up? I was like I was gonna put both fists up for some reason I only put one and that looks kind of crazy
Listen just chill out. How's everyone else doing though in the meantime? I did see important mail
Guys it is fucking official
July 6th 8 p.m. Eastern
Kaisenet is streaming.
In this stream, he is going to be announcing.
I would assume it says reveal student and professors.
The question is, do we make it?
Yes or no?
Do we make it?
I'm gonna be honest with you,
if I even do get accepted,
I think I can only go one day.
Like, dead ass, seriously,
I think I can only go one day, bro.
I don't think I can make it all three days, bro.
Y'all are saying why?
Because I have to do something in New York?
And I know, I'm assuming it'd be this month,
we're traveling a shit time.
What?
Yeah, the Fanatix Fest, that's what I'm saying.
Mmm, I don't know, but it's Shreemer U who have to stay.
The question is if Shreemer U is on the same day
of either World Cup games, Fanatix Fest,
or when I go to New York before that, and Miami,
mmm, I don't know, bro, we have to, bro.
Now y'all putting this Illuminati triangle
if I go to Fanat, nah, I'm not gonna lie,
I'll cancel everything for Mr. Sanat,
I'll be honest with you.
Hey, I'll be honest with you, bro, I'll be honest with you.
I can't say anything for the big KC1.1, bro, that ass.
But, that this is exciting.
I'll be honest with you, Kai's in that streaming way.
Is that tomorrow?
No, it's two days.
So, we're definitely gonna do a viewing party.
Facts are no, because I am not going, LOL, bro.
I am not going live for the first time, Kai's back.
I'll be honest with you.
Unless I'm doing a new party.
Da!
Da!
Hey, we will be watching, Kai.
We, we will be watching, bro.
We will be watching, bro.
I'll make sure to put you in the title.
I'll make sure that Go Live is up.
You know what?
Maybe I'll do a pre-game for you.
Maybe I'll have, you know,
Kymoth, you have like something before you go live, bro.
Hey, W Ron.
What are the odds, though, I generally get accepted?
Generally.
Generally, generally serious.
What are the odds, you think?
You think I have a high chance or zero?
Bro, I dead ass, bro, I dead ass wanna do it so bad, bro.
Like, I feel like I could teach the world
so many things, bro.
Like you guys gotta realize, man, that like,
I'm different, bro.
I could just teach, man.
Y'all put the cat look at sideways,
but I'm a teacher, bro.
I'm a teacher, man.
Also, by the way, I did see the Morocco versus Canada game.
Hey, to anyone who's Canadian, sign on, bro.
It's over for you, bro.
Agent, your time is done.
You know what I'm saying?
It's over, bro.
I did see the game.
Fuck you.
Hey, Morocco, congratulations.
If you're Moroccan, what is it?
Moroccan, Moroccan, congrats you fucking lations.
You made it to the next round.
Who do they play?
Who do they play next?
Who do they play next?
Who do they play next?
Fre-
You know what man?
Hey, at least y'all made it pretty far, bro.
Facts are no.
At least you guys made it pretty far.
Also, by the way, all in favor to delete the Twitter comp,
save me, I'm not even fucking kidding.
Like I am sick of this shit.
This shit is just like ruining my enjoyment for streaming.
Bro, the shit got canceled.
I was still gonna stream and then I was like,
I was reading through Twitter.
Bro, shout out the ladies and everything,
but like just thinking about it makes them look cheap
for not wanting to, this has to be rage bait, right?
This has to be rage bait.
Like, bro, we wanted to pay, like,
everyone just smiled, bro.
That has everyone just smiled.
Listen, we're gonna lock in,
we're gonna figure this shit out, by the way.
Anyone who won the Try Not To Laugh yesterday,
congratulations, you won.
For the first time ever, I'm not a scammer.
Okay, I sent you guys all the money.
If you didn't get your money, you didn't submit it.
I'm a good fucking dude, bro.
I'm a good fucking dude.
But even though we did a short stream yesterday,
how was yesterday's stream, bro?
It was dead ass pretty fun.
It is the 4th of July though, man.
If you're not celebrating with your family, you can celebrate with stable Rinaldo today
because tonight I'm also a loser.
You know what I'm saying?
I already told my girlfriend I'm working today.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm going to be working.
I'm clothed in.
I'm here for a long time, not a good time.
Am I right, y'all?
I like the part where you laugh and you got angry at yourself for laughing and then said
it doesn't count.
Scorpi, I'm dead ass serious.
What do you provide for this stream?
I'm dead serious. What were you fucking provide? I'm also I saw that Pepsi sent me a picture of him grilling burgers and hot dogs
Bro, it low key made me sad man like think about it if that she was here right now. We would be grilling hot. You know what?
Should I invite that seems to the house should I invite that seems to the house?
Hi, see no
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Thanks man. I'm on my way to the
party right now. I might. What?
Yeah. I just want to go back over
right now. Um Pepsi. So, the
party address got moved. Uh
are you down to come over to the
house though? Maybe grill some
Yeah, bro, what you need come maybe pull up baby or no
Now like I feel like the new trend nowadays that the kids are doing is they're trying to show it fashionably early
It's like a new thing that's going on like it's like one of those tic-tac trends man
They're just like oh shit like everyone shows up fashionably late. Let's try to hey
Let's show it fashionably early bro. Let's switch some shit up bro. Let's shake some shit up
Okay, so you gotta pull up maybe like maybe some girls some shit. I you know, maybe some hot dogs maybe some burgers
So do you want to pull up or yeah, yeah, you pull it up here. I got pull up to your house
What
What yo listen bro pull up to the house Betsy I miss you bro, let's take our shirts off
Let's fucking form some edits. Maybe some grills some little food. You know what I'm saying? Maybe hang out open
Hey, my open some minions. Maybe some Bob's call it a day. You know, you don't got any minions or Bob's
Yeah, Betsy, I'll go spend 10 bands on Bob's right now to bring you over, bro. I'll do it. Let me know
All right, let me know that let me know
Peace peace
What a deal, bro, that's a fucking deal. That's a fucking deal. I'll be honest with you
Um, yep, that is a deal.
Um, okay, of course, bro is working and spend of spending instead of spending time with his family.
I'll be honest with you guys. You guys are my family.
I don't have family.
I don't have family over here, bro.
I like spending time with you guys.
If that's behind the monitor, if it's parasocially, if it's, you know, maybe someone, maybe someone out there right now out of all my viewers,
maybe there's one dude right now sitting behind the monitor typing Ws, bro, while lighting a firework in his room.
in his room. He was suspended with the stable, bro. You know what I'm saying? Like, well,
I'd be spending time with my girlfriend, probably. She'll probably come over super late at night,
but right now I'm working, bro. This is for the chat. This is for the chat, bro. This is for the
people who can't be, who can't be with their family, man. You know what I'm saying? So,
it's as simple as that, man. You look good today. Thank you, bro. That's the type of love that I'm
trying to spread right now, man. Not L-part timer for now, one, bro. I'm a full-timer. Let's get some
Some W's gone man bro talking as if he's not watching the stream spending time in this family
Yo, dude. I have no family on my fucking West Coast, bro
I'm only gonna do my dead ass that the answer you want to bro. Yeah guys. I'm stuck with you guys
It's either I didn't stream today and go to the fucking beach where every single kid on the beach is gonna ask me for a fucking photo
Or I go live today, and I actually try to have some type of fun bro. Go fuck yourself. How about that man?
Look round. There's another Los Polos appreciation day
And you send me a fucking hamster, bro, and you send me a fucking hamster
I don't give a fuck about this hamster. Yo, if Jinxy wants maybe get drunk tonight
Maybe a little Macha Chameleon game. Who knows bro, maybe let's get some drunk boy. Let's get fucking drunk. I
Want to get fucking drunk
Want to get fucking drunk tonight. The thing is do I drink Mike's heart again, or do I do something else?
Lacey's saying call. Hey, if Lacey's saying call, let's do a fucking call boys, eh?
What is this though? Kaisen that will no longer be streaming exclusively on Twitter?
A pod is a turn and now to begin multi is multi what the fuck? Oh, I thought that was a penis
Yo is multi-streaming the way to go chatter. No is multi-streaming the get the shit off my screen. Is it the way to go?
Yes, the question is if I multi-stream right what channel would I multi-stream on what I do my live channel or my main channel?
What do you think?
What do you think the thing is with my live channel like
Bro, what are YouTube chats like your YouTube stream? Wait, what my YouTube stream get banned say on God?
Seriously
Doesn't matter. We ain't watching
Why do I tune in and you're bitching about what the fuck are you talking about bro?
What the fuck are you talking about?
like listen wait why why would I get banned why would I get banned bro I
would get banned if I multi-stream hey let's figure it out boys oh I'm getting
it I'm getting a discord call should we pick up should we pick up yo yo yo yo yo
yo loser son hey hey hey hey hey hey what's good shit shakers what did you
just call me. Well, well, well,
hey boys, if it isn't the big,
if it isn't the big three.
Yeah,
sitting up. I cancel my entire family reunion for this party.
Send a just wait, bro.
We don't even want sitting to pull up anyway, bro.
You know what I'm saying? We get off.
We get off. Hey, we're good off skater.
Hey boys, listen, we may have lost the party,
but the party hasn't lost us.
Why don't we bring the party to us?
Okay, yes, I bet I bet let's uh, let's throw some shit at Drew shit make some shit shake
Let's fill it out or we can go here in the next room
Since Lacey is in mobile. No, but here's the thing right we got told that we're not allowed to throw a party in our house
We saw a gathering bro. Why don't we throw a party in the guest house?
Okay, that doesn't count as an actual house guys, we are not allowed to throw a party on our property
We are not throwing a party. Okay. This is not a party by any means. This is a hangout kick back
Kick back. How many how many people usually go through a kickback anyway?
Like like 100 I heard that 200 300
Yeah, that's not even bad, bro. Yo, what's the worst that could happen? What we get kicked out of our fucking house?
No
No, no, no, fuck now we have to move to orange county and go fucking to seaside every single day on the stream
No, wait, why is Lacey laughing?
Yo, Sina, Sina, Sina, stop typing in my chat.
Yeah, no, so I'm just trying to figure out, so, like, how many people are getting a call
from Lacey?
Yo, what's up, bro?
Yeah, I think you can think of, yes, Americans.
We need hot dogs.
We need burgers.
We need...
We need Mike's heart.
We need vodka.
We need...
Yo, Lacey!
Lacey, a lot of alcohol!
A lot?
Hey, hey, hey, excessive amount of alcohol.
What type of vodka?
Jason wants a kilo, a kilo, a kilo, a kilo, a kilo, a kilo.
Oh, we're drinking?
We also need a bunch of weed.
We're cross-fading ourselves.
We're going to do some crazy shit tonight, girl.
Wait.
Where's the alcohol we already paid for?
Not that piece.
Yo, yo, I'm going to try and see if we can still
get the alcohol, girl.
I don't know.
We paid for it.
We better.
God damn it, we better get that alcohol.
Yeah.
Tonight guys tonight's about to be fucking Moses handling it. We're gonna have the chat putting cinema in our streams tonight
We're we're gonna create a fucking movie, bro
We have everything needed for a gathering here at the core clue. You know I'm saying let's just call some people
Cuz we already had like 300 people pulling up
Jason Jason not a match out could just send a little a little blast text. That's what I was saying
Why don't we just put the address as like broad lawn or something that we just meet there like I'm dead
I like what is the work? It's a public road sack. That's what we do. I'm long
What do we do a kickback at the coldest second broad lawn? You know I'm saying like bro like who's gonna actually stop us?
That's a public street what we can't hang. Oh what we can't hang out there
It's like come on bro. Oh
We could do this. We have to make the best out of a bad situation
Let's just do drugs and vibe with the guys
I fucking love you, dude. And also we could like lie too, bro
Like I'm gonna be honest with you we could put in our title like oh jinks he pulling up XQC pulling up
Kyson that's debuting his get to back stream at ours. You know I'm saying like
I chose me just took a flight to us. So you know what I'm saying?
We could send that blast text right now. Just be like, yeah, we have big tree was pulling all I sin it to and sin it
Hey, Lacey, Lacey, Lacey
You know, like that it's a stickers. Yes. Nice to talk stickers. Oh, we got a farm. We all three of us got a farm some stickers. Yeah, I'm not.
No, no, no, no, no, no. Okay. So what what? So like, who are y'all thinking about lighting?
I can't invite we get we get you can invite like
Get
Courage shady might be down. He might be down
Chloe Parker, okay, I mean
I mean definitely got to get OSES.
Oh, yes.
Okay, got to get OSES.
Don't pull up.
Um, Pyle just notified Matt, notified me.
He actually sued LA for the party, so he said he has narcotics.
So, um, I had to pull it up with narcotics.
Could invite Greg.
Could invite Greg.
That's not about it.
Greg.
Okay.
Greg.
I think Greg needs to do the whole work.
Could invite Greg.
Um, let's see here.
What else, bro?
Epic no no no epic.
Pepsi said he's down to pull up, bro.
I called him.
That's not bad at all.
Tony Jefferson, I can call T.
Jesse if he wants to pull up.
Um.
Um, future.
Okay.
Okay.
So they pull up.
What happens?
We just get drunk and Bob.
No, I think I think we just tell everyone that we're hosting the
biggest party at our crib and then they pull up.
Bro.
We just like, you know, chill in the backyard, make them think
that something, you know, just a bro.
No one's got to really know what we've got to do.
It's not a party. It's not a party. Oh, it's a get back to get back. Yep. I get back together. Get back together
Kickback, yeah, I get back. Yes. I get back rough
Yaxle Lendemurge yo
Yes, apparently NBA players gonna pull into the fucking house and then and go to a party dude
I got um, I got someone named R 15 star trying to pull up if you want. He's in my chat. I got some like
There is one other option yes, and yeah, and that's sending the party blast text
You know not a party, but maybe saying hey guys. What are we just throw the party?
Let's just fucking throw the same party. We're gonna throw I broke
Let's just have the chat donate for our content. Fuck it, bro
Right guys like if you guys want to see it. Let's just all donate $50,000 to Jason the wean right now
I like that. I mean, I love that bro. I love that. I love that. Oh
Oh, I have a hold on. I know someone on let me call somebody. I know someone that would be
This is the most cat look at the sideways. I've ever seen man. That's my blood motion. I get bought
Yo, Lopie oh
Yo, so this in party got canceled, but we're having a little get-together kickback at the core house today
Was wondering if you maybe wanted to pull up and hang out my fucking movie, bro
Okay, bet I'm gonna send you the details
It's literally just our house, okay, we got low-key we got low-key guys
We are make it shit shit
That's one plus one who else who else lives in California that we can invite maybe like in the area
I
Bro, let me go. Let's get Senegal. Let's get some things in here for you. No, she's not
Thank God, bro. She's like faking it. I'm not a lot. She's faking it could invite hope
Yeah, she wants to go see yeah, you instead
There's a bullshit. I heard instead of going to court could invite rock and they're saying
This is not a bad idea who lives in Calabasas. Oh
Oh, Max Kadar's in LA.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, I invited him, he was going to pull up.
Hit him, tell him to pull up to the crib
or I'll have people here.
I bet, I bet.
Could invite, could invite,
Rug was only three and a half hours away,
could invite Rug.
Yeah, I just got to pull with Rug.
Rug was halfway on his way up here for the party day,
nobody knows, canceled apparently.
Oh my God, bro.
Yeah, I mean, we used to do that as like,
bro like what what that's fucked up I think that's fucked up no it is fucked up I'm dead
out serious it is it's really fucked up and it actually makes me mad and when I get mad
bro I get angry and no one wants to see me angry because when I get angry I get upset
and when I get upset I become rude should we invite those Drew laser mar mar marlin
john rocket and Russell you just sound I just sound like you just named a terrorist organization
bro like like what the fuck are you talking about bro like hold up this is my brother what
What if we just find a party and take over and claim it at the hours?
Guys, please stop asking to invite Chloe Parker, I'm going to just ban you, right?
Who are you?
Oh my god.
Send the party blast?
See, the issue with that is if we sent the party blast, that would redirect 2,000 people
to the courthouse.
I don't know if that's the right idea.
No, no, no, that's a challenge to see.
That's a challenge they're gonna get, bro.
I'm gonna set out the party glass then if you're not.
I'll get Haskell.
Let me take Haskell.
Haskell can pull up.
Yeah, Haskell never.
Okay, could get Ray.
You know, Ray's crumpeted.
He'll come by.
Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray,
Ray said he's down to come by.
You know what I'm saying?
No, no, no, no.
You know what I'm saying, I could invite late lasers getting alcohol right now, you know,
could have lasers, not a camera man, he could look and just-
Invite, oh Dean does live in LA, or LA, he lives in LA, so we could invite Dean.
Oh, okay, okay, Dean, like y'all's little friend.
Guys, we have to just come to an conclusion, what are we doing right now, yo listen, we
We need to just take over someone else's
and just claim it as ours.
Like no one, but do you see our house right now?
No one's, no one's, no one's part of it.
We gotta go to someone else
and just ruin their shit and make it about us.
Like I'm not gonna lie.
I bet, I bet, listen.
Okay, who's throwing a 4th of July stream right now?
I don't know, bro.
I don't know.
Who's throwing one, bro?
Anyone in this chat?
OSCE is not throwing one.
They're doing like a fake one.
Like it's not real.
Wait, what are they doing?
What'd they announce?
They said they're doing like a 4th of July party,
but I called Marky and he said like he's doing some little,
I'm doing my some blue shit.
Well, then throw the fourth of my party.
What if we just text blast, you know,
tell them to pull up to the new OSC?
Oh yeah.
All right, wait, let me call real quick.
I should just make another call.
I'm gonna call, I'm gonna call Yugi.
We'll call Yugi, let's see.
Guys, yeah, let's go to the OSCS house.
Now let's go to Newport chat with Jason the fucking
lean king of all Asians,
where every single second a kid comes up.
Yo, Yugi, heard something on a party today.
You said party, I don't know, party with the funk.
What?
Okay, well, what are y'all throwing today?
Well, turn some on the ground.
You know, maybe some on the ground.
And I'm probably going, you know, shoot a couple of fireys.
Oh, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
I'm not getting arrested.
Okay, well, we might be throwing some shit
if y'all trying to put love.
What's up?
We might be throwing a rager.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Tell him, tell him, yo, is it a...
Is it a turn of ragers?
Yes, yes, we're throwing a big-ass party. No, no, no, no, no, no. Tell him we could tell him we could help set up a party for him
We're sending a text blast to y'all's new crew see y'all soon
Bro, let's just fucking do it. What's the worst that happened man? I'm dead ass serious a thousand people go to his house
Bro, that sounds like a fucking
MOV
IE bro, that sounds like a movie bro. Like what what happens if you light fireworks in Calabasas?
Yeah, you will go to jail you will get executed and you'll probably pay more taxes somehow
We'll be honest to you the last time I met there was fire here. It did not end well
so
Yeah, I
Love you stable or not. Oh, your body looks amazing. What's your workout routine?
I'm dropping a course on my routine pretty soon. So don't worry
Y'all can y'all can look like me too. That was just a fake chat. I feel like a fake-ass paid chatter. Maybe
Guys we got a really fake man. I mean bro, we got to make some project ex-shoot in Jerusalem today
Bro, that's what I'm trying to say like chat like do y'all want to see us go to a party get drunk boo
Bro, let's just fucking throw a party in the guesthouse and ruin the guesthouse
That's where we get drunk and then they gotta be with it after a kick back whatever bro. Yeah
Okay, okay, okay back send the text message a thousand people right now that a party is at our house and tell them the gate codes
Tell them everything bro, like let's fucking do this bro. Let's turn up. What are we scared?
Say the word say the word on that I said it right now
Well, what are the fucking words say the word to work worse than a text blast to our house at what time?
Right now, bro, right fucker
Like four o'clock four o'clock. No, bro because we got to do it right now. This is probably our job
way bro what we okay what's the worst case scenario we get kicked out oh no
bro oh no we disband like come on bro let me know let me know hey don't show
that no there's no address I can type the address in
standard it's like yo guys party is still going on let's get lit at let me know
our house let me know let me know I mean it's backwards right now but we can
make sure it's checked right now.
I mean, there's 375 people approved, 548 people pending.
I'll accept everybody pending.
I'm not even kidding.
Wait, how many, how many, how many?
I'm not even kidding.
If motherfuckers didn't cancel this,
this would have been the biggest party ever.
Like, this would have been like, actually absurd.
400 people are accepted,
and usually people bring a plus one.
So that would have been like,
that actually would have been like,
bro, let's just fucking do it, man.
You know what?
Let's just fucking do the old house.
Who's with me, guys?
What is that, each?
Like 15 bands, 13 bands?
Bro, 8,000 dollars for hot dogs, bro.
Who gives a fuck?
Who gives a fuck?
Like, sure that money's probably going straight
to fucking Tel Aviv, but like, who cares, bro?
Like, let's just fucking, like, bro,
let's get these fucking 10,000 dollar hot dogs.
Let's get this 40,000 dollar hat.
Like, I'm ready, bro.
Like, I'm trying to get shit shaken.
I bet, I bet, I'm gonna send a text by us.
So don't be a fake demon.
I'm about to do it.
Bro, if I'm a fake demon,
may God kill Lacey himself.
Like, like.
Listen.
Bro, how about we just say, fuck that, we attach a firework
to Lacey's fuckin' wheelchair, and we say, back it up, Lacey.
Get 100 million of you fuckin' TikTok.
That's the movie!
Like, that's what I'm trying to say, bro!
Like, back up, Lacey, back up!
Like, and then we just let it explode into his face!
Oh, my god, that would be a movie, bro.
Just toward the list, wait, let me see who
is approved on this shit.
Let me look through this.
Can you read some of the names?
Yeah, wait shut up.
Um, approved WPK.
W Ron, I can't wait how much weight you have lost.
Thank you, bro.
Wait, should I just screen share?
Show me a screen.
No, no, no, you're gonna leak.
You're gonna leak.
Can we hand pick, select what people would have sent a text
last to?
Bro, I mean, we could just, yeah, we can.
Um, I mean, Tar-Tar-Yummy was gonna come.
Not about Chow.
Okay.
Not about Chow.
Okay, so we can, we can, we can break it down.
You think, yeah bro, Tar-Yummy, we can see you down?
Um, maybe. Men who wear sandals need to die.
Oh my god! What?
FUCK! Too slimy was gonna come!
BRO! Oh my god, look at this shit!
Too slimy!
FUCK!
I'm not even...
The King of Mexico!
I'm not even kidding, boys.
I'm actually mad now. Now I'm actually mad.
Why didn't you cancel the party? Yo, dumbass, I didn't cancel the party!
Bro, is deadass too slight?
No, now I'm-
No, it's not you!
I can't even put his ID!
Oh my god, I'm actually mad. Now I'm actually mad.
When I get mad, bro, I get angry.
And when I get angry, I get fucking furious.
Okay, here's a crazy thought.
Can we just send a text box and say party's back on, show up to this address,
whenever we're going to be going all day and we just go to the house?
Bro, fuck that shit!
Let's just fucking put a crypto coin all over the fucking house and let's just go bro!
I don't give a fuck anymore! I deadass don't give a fuck anymore!
Let's go bro, it's who's flying me who's going to be there!
Bro, let's just fucking do it man! Just fucking do it! Bro, just fucking do it!
I
Guys I have to go take a shit. I'm gonna wheel my way to the bathroom
Oh, and my stream on this disc. I'm right back. I'm here back. I'm here back. I'm here back
No, I'm here back. I have to say I live in a station. I live in a station
Yeah, yeah, bro. No now my whole chat is saving Cain's segment. Yo, please stop. You know what is famine?
Lacey, don't hurt yourself, bro. I
Can't hear you bro
Yes, I did take your toilet paper. I do have your toilet paper
No way no way to slide I'm not even kidding bro. Can we actually put it back on I'm not kidding
Like that as that as bro that as how Jerema put a gambling website all over the screw
I don't give a fuck anyone else. I was calling me. Tell him bro. Yes, pick up bro. Pick up. I don't give a fuck
We could slam a gaming website all over the party and we host it
All right, so the alcohol is in the long beach and they think so yeah
So they so our alcohol wait, can we get the alcohol still said to our house?
Yeah, I
Mean I mean
Like
No, too slimy not really. Oh, can you just ask him if we can replace?
What about 10k hot dogs
Is this a generational cell bro like we did I'm not
Actually mad when I get mad I get angry when I get angry I get furious
I'm looking through this shit. I don't give a fucking place. He saw down the stairs in the wheelchair, bro
Figure it out, bro. What would the diamonds and tell him?
Get up
I mean, bro, like it was dead as a movie bro. It was dead as a movie
Well, think about it, bro, we were gonna have to
We were gonna have fucking stable or not a pull-up. We would have Betsy pull up, bro
Like bro like this would see
My god, bro
Oh my god, man.
Yeah, I mean, yeah, okay, I'm not even trying to be funny.
Is there not a way that we can dead ass just get that party back on if we just find someone
to put money up?
Um, because now it's not about money.
It wasn't about the money at first, but now since it's just us three, we got figured
this out.
We're going to make some shit shake.
Listen, bro, do you have anybody got two slimy's contact?
Merlis is having a pull up to the uh, to the guest house
Does anybody in here have to slime these fucking number anybody got to slamming me
So there's no way we just like I do we gotta get I'm not even kidding
Well, we got to get that party back on if I bro, we got to get that party back on. I'm not kidding
I'm very I'm realizing now that we're on stream. I'm dead ass
We gotta get that party back on.
We have to, bro.
We have to.
Yo!
Who's this?
Yo, bro.
Hello?
Yo.
Oh, oh.
This guy's on the shithead, bro.
Bro, Lacey, bro, please.
I'm dead-ass.
Wait, so, Lacey, do you sit when you pee now?
What?
Do you sit when you pee now?
Oh, I asked my first, it's my first chase since I got hurt.
I'm pretty sure the chase smeared on my butt sheet because I can't close my legs fully.
I'm not coming in there to wipe your fucking ass. You're a grown man
I'll fucking friend I'll fucking friend I'll fucking friend
because I'll do it I would have done it I'm actually so mad right now I'm not even kidding
I'm about to put on bro I'm gonna make a quick call I'm gonna make a quick call
hey fellas I'm gonna start drinking bro no don't think on the toilet you fucking
It was the dead or shit ever
I'm gonna make a call, bro. I'm gonna make a call to dream. Oh, I'm gonna I'm gonna make a call, bro
make a call
You're on. Oh, I'm blocked. Okay. No, I'm calling again brown good for how did you do it? You did a FaceTime?
Yo, yo, yo, Dreymo, bro tell I'm dead ass serious. I'm not we're live right now, so they get here you but low
bro get a fucking gambling sponsor throw it on the fucking monitors whatever
bro let's get that fucking party up tonight bro to slide me was gonna be
there
bro that's just cool I'm dead ass not with it I like you guys are figured out
with someone else is something just like you know I mean I'm just like I don't
know I can't stress about it anymore I was like wasted a week of my life doing
it and now like the day of I wake up it's canceled and like now I have to deal
with people telling me like oh it's canceled and I cancel a bunch of vendors
It's like, well, the data is only canceled.
Everything's just, it's not, it's bugged.
Do you feel it?
No two slimmies, where I'm hearing.
It's not, it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not.
What is this?
I got this shit on!
I'm gonna get a party, you know?
No, yeah, you guys are right, bro.
We canceled it.
Bro, hang up, hang up, bro.
All right, bro.
Hang up, hang up, hang up.
Yeah, you guys are right, bro.
We did that, bro.
No, it wasn't, it wasn't us, bro.
It wasn't us.
Who the fuck?
Let's jump.
Oh.
Let's jump.
We don't need anybody but ourselves to handle this shit we have a part of it
I had I could send the text blast anywhere we need our let's go to a
Who's throwing a party that we get nerds parties with well, I'm telling you oh
Oh, just send the party thing to always yes, that's right. What are they gonna say? No, bro?
How about this
I don't know. Gentry? No, gentry is cooked.
We can, we can send it to a playground.
We lost all hope now.
Cause that's a public, that's a public area, right?
Let's have a bunch of drunk adults go to a playground and get hammered, Basin.
Until you get put on a list, dude.
I'm just throwing ideas out!
The beach? Should I send it to the beach?
Yes, bro. Like, let's just fucking go, bro. I'm telling you, it's 20 minutes away.
We can just go to fucking like the code house. Where's their house? Is their house big enough to throw a party?
Let's just fucking throw it there, bro. Let's just
I bet I bet like let me call
Seaside yeah, bro, let's see that's like two and a half hours and also there'll be just a bunch of people that run and Jason
The wheat tree like he's the president
Pro Pro Lacey get off the toilet
I
Don't we have party as someone else's out
Yeah, but that's okay. They want they want content or not like seriously
Bro, let's just I bro that's not picking up. What if we just moved fourth of July a couple days? Oh
Wait, you're fucking genius
Wait, what?
You know worst-case scenario, bro. I'm just gonna make hot dogs by myself and get drunk, bro
Like if I have to go out if I have if I have to if I have to go out
If I have to do this shit myself, bro, I'm gonna go outside make a couple hot dogs
Fucking dream on what I felt you come help me get up brother. Where the fuck did you fall? I fell where did you fall?
Wait, Ron. Do you want to do you want to get drunk and have hot dogs?
I'm good
He fell into the toilet.
Hosted 10.
I'm throwing a 10th of July party.
Yeah, who even invented and said it was on the fourth?
You were in the beta square video. Yeah guys, I know. I was there.
Yep, thank you for telling me.
We need to find a house and not pick an episode, bro.
Let's just do our house, bro.
No one in this chat gives a fuck if we get kicked out by the ATO.
I'm done with our house. I'm done.
Bro, let me call.
I mean just invited to the career bro. Wait for guys. We have a small problem. Why what?
Hold on that a good call back
Hey, I was like I was in the other room. Oh my god. I can't man
Don't have drew fucking wiper ass like isn't that what he's here for?
The whole party at Cain. It's like oh guys. No one is saying that
Can't hear shit fellas. Oh
Nice, bro. No one's picking up
I
Thought it would echo through this my bad. Oh my god guys. I have an idea what?
What if um, oh I got nothing
Not but I should look like
Okay, hold on here's a problem. No, what if we do if we do have a little good wait, I might have a house
Yo, can you set the place to the echo?
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Are y'all throwing something today?
No, we're about a fucking van and we're about to give out some ice cream and then...
I got a way better idea for y'all.
What?
Okay, it's not something...
That does not sound like a good idea.
Let us use your house to throw a party.
Bro, it's fine.
I don't even know how you see that.
Let's just close up some of the doors.
Throw a fucking party. Make a movie.
Bro, do you want content or not?
Okay, what if we throw the biggest party in Bist Lord?
Oh my god, let's start!
You want to throw the biggest discord party?
Yeah bro, what if we can't get shit shaken bro, what are we gonna quit?
Quitting is not an option bro. Quitting is an option for losers. Wait guys, Tar young is coming.
We gotta change everything. Damn, wait Tar, are you already pivoted to another party?
Tar, are you busy right now?
I
Wait where where I
Must have a text blast to his house
Wait send that
Wait send the ad. How are we getting party log? I got to get sex sex me to add
Everyone in their mom is fucking you Lacey. Can you please get your head side?
I can't do this, I got more.
Drew's getting it.
Oh, never mind.
Drew's at the store.
Bro, go wheel yourself back, bro.
Go, find it.
Go get it, bro.
Everyone and their mom is having a fucking party
and we're on Discord right now with our facecams on.
Do you understand what's going on?
Like, do you understand we are fucking crumbs?
We're lame.
We lost all credibility there.
It's all dead ass.
This shit is dead ass on Resident Evil party.
No shit's a party for Resident Evil 3, bro.
I'm done, us.
Yo, I have an idea!
Please, bro, tell us your idea.
What if us three split a private jet,
and we take a private jet,
and just invite anybody who wants to come,
and we get hammered, and we red,
and we get Fourth of July drunk on a private jet?
Ha ha ha ha!
And then we go to Vegas.
Okay, let's bro. We have a combined IQ of like four
Like we could
Bro we can figure this out we have a humongous IQ, let's just fucking figure this out
What would okay? Let's not read our chats right now because we're smarter than our chats, okay?
I'm not reading chat. Let's think let's think here. How can we do this? Okay?
I the old here's the negatives of if we just throw the get-together at our house, okay?
Number one could get evicted number two Marlon a depth and silky probably will be pretty mad. Oh
My god, the hot dogs just came y'all. I'm looking at Gilbert all beers. They have beers
Fucking alcohol all on your card you brought
One bag of chips a bag of chips
Useless pro
Bro are we mad at them for trying bro at least they're trying it's in my it's in my bathroom in my room
Okay, let's think you might smell in there. Let's think wait
Let's think you know like could do a VR chat 4th of July
Could do a 4th of July
You know what I'm saying in our in the in Lacey's room. We'd like a firework or three in his room
You know what I'm saying?
I got a text message from Fremont.
I said we throw a party in my room.
We gotta do something, man.
I'm not going to sit here like a loser behind the camera.
We gotta go get lit, bro.
If it's just us, if we have to get drunk, we're getting drunk.
Alright, so, I mean, sorry, I'm a sin.
The house is 20 minutes away.
Oh, you know what?
Us three.
Let's go party hop.
How about that the whole day?
Let's go party to party to party to party.
Let's just go party hop.
I
Can't even walk. How do you want me to huh? I'm gonna wheel you around the whole day, bro. I'm gonna wheel you around
Let's just wheel you around bro. Oh my god. Wait wait wait 20 minutes away
Bro, let's put our swimsuits on and fucking go. It's all I'm trying to say bro. Let's do it like we go out Lacey
I'll dream in
Who's telling you can't stream a viewers?
Viewers, bro
No, no, no, you can't you can't stream those parties. They do like hella drugs
We do it fucking drugs
Why can't we go to that party and stream are they doing what's going on here some type of rituals or like
Well, it's dead as a job, too. We need to eat can't drink
Oh, please don't say that word. Please don't say that word. Sorry. Sorry. Never again. Well
So we live on a massive property at the end of a mountain and we can't throw a party.
Pfft.
Clabaneo.
Guys, can you guys just trust us that we try, okay?
Like we're trying to even count it right now.
Like before this happened, before we even went live, we were sitting there for an hour,
like the Drusky meme in Kaiser room where he's like this, and we were literally just fucking
like thinking bro we were literally just thinking simple as that bro now we're
here and let's fucking do this bro let's fucking do this man man you're
saying let's do this create own run everything before stick cancel party
because HOA APAC sponsors yeah bro we didn't cancel because of OHOA like we
had everything said it was dead-ass emotion. We literally were on a call. We were literally
on a call trying to set this up like big money. Bro and it was confirmed everything was good.
Everything was locked in for this party. This party had nothing to do with it not being set
up. It had nothing to do with price. It's just. Then why cancel because bro some people
didn't want to pop out to the party and it's not a core party if not all the cores there
Is that simple yeah, and I think spending 40 bands if not everyone is just like why yeah spending 30 bands
If not everybody wants to go and it's not gonna go. It's just not like I'm trying to think here, bro
so
Bro, just that's not good vibes, bro
There's no less plus yeah
Well, why don't we just like?
I'm trying to think here. It's hard to use all 170 IQ a once
But I'm really trying to think here what we could do to just like maximize opportunity, bro
We can't party hop they're not gonna let us stream there, but they're all youtubers something sus bro. I'm telling you something is sus
Okay, what other parties are there? Hold on wait? Let me open my party for bro. I'm fucking more mad
I'm not seeing too slimy than a fucking party. I'm not gonna lie. I can't I would have dead as that a cutscene with him
And we would I bro like I'm actually mad as fuck
Okay, some interesting parties today.
Yeah, I don't know, I got a place in the all white party.
So if we don't have like some type of kickback by the end of the day,
send an assassin to kill all three of us because it's happening.
You think I'm about to be a loser and sit in the call with Jason the fucking Wayne and Lacey and not go to a party with them?
La bro, come on. Let's fucking get lit. Let's figure this shit out, bro
I got kids in my chat who have fireworks waiting to waiting to light them out right now behind the monitor
We could
We could what?
We could draw my eyes just in the chat and whoever pulls up. I say we do it in the guest house
I agree.
I'm inviting people.
I'm inviting people.
I think you just say fuck it, bro.
Yeah, I say we do it outside in the backyard and in the guest house.
All right, Beth.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Lock off the inside of the house, lock all the doors, and put a speaker outside, and
we just have a few people pull up for a kickback outside.
Okay.
Like, what is Lazy Drew and Saggy gonna do, but they didn't get mad?
Bro, it's like, come on, bro.
We can evict them.
We can evict them.
And we're working this is work bro. This is dead-ass fucking work
Please stop using that word
Guys, I'm gonna literally just end my share of y'all just keep spamming party at Cain's like please for the love of fucking God
Bro, I mean nobody is saying shit yet at all like no one in your shadow
I just I mean bro if that's the only option
No, I can I'm gonna buy it
I don't know why I don't know why bro, but I just feel like we're right there like I just have that weird
Well, we are right there. I think it's just I think it's like it's it's it's right there, bro
Like I know it too
It is literally right there. I sort of got is literally right there
Canes, okay, okay, okay, uh a new treat just dropped my heel. We forgot he was alive and leaped at the corboys allegedly do drugs
What is that? Do you have like zero life supply for five minutes?
Yeah, this guy's broke. What time is it? Like, what, bro? Like, what?
10-hour stream on the level day and night cap. Guys, I'm not ending my stream until
we're all blacked out drunk on the fucking front of the lawn knocking on.
I'm so down, bro.
Like, if I have to shoot a firework out of my asshole to make this stream live, I'm
sorry.
No, because here's the thing is I'm actually getting a little annoyed right now because
I didn't take my pain medication this morning and on my knees and pain, but I didn't take it because I'm gonna be getting drunk
So here I'm either gonna start drinking right now by myself
This is unacceptable. I'm not sitting here going through this pain. I'm about to just start getting drunk
What though to fucking
Me we have to
I'm gonna take you to our dress and say pull up
I said when I said when I to taria me boom. Let's go Max Kedard
Boom Max Kedard
Boom movie boom pull up. There's this drink
You're not
Dog, there's no fucking you know what bro. I agree. They see Jason's gonna be mad right now, bro
I agree, bro. I gotta I gotta drink to get over this guy's guys. Yes
Alright where's my one down boys one down
I'll fucking yeah, let's start this shit early
Hey, let's start early boys. Yeah, yes Ron. Yes. Hey, let's start early
Let's just do a BYO party bring your own food bring your own beer bring your own people be why no bro
We need 10,000 $10,000 on hot dogs, bro, please
Let's start boys. This is my first drink of the day. I'm dead ass serious
I haven't drank water this morning. I haven't drank anything. I'm starting my day with the fucking Mike's heart man. Life's great
That us
Yeah, guys. Oh Jason to tell you to invite the Queen of Caldases to go ahead and invite the Queen
Invite who else guys?
Well, bro, who fucking else?
Um, well, let's do the discord if I just make an actual list in a discourse like an actual list in a discord
All right, everyone think of five people OSCS. I'm having deja vu right now. I'm badass pilot
Who else who else who else? Oh my god, I don't oh
My god, okay, I'm gonna give up. I'm gonna give up you're a real quick
I like that. Ron lays. Yeah, make the list. Make the list right now.
We share the list.
Yep.
It's actually, it's actually a list.
Let's see what we can get.
Low fee bro, I'm not gonna lie, this is fine.
It's fine bro, this is actually fine.
It's actually fine.
Yeah, did you put it in the Discord?
Max probably not showing up guys, I'm balanced with you.
Yeah bro, I got to turn the call, let me call PBM.
Betsy, Ron, Leis Drew, Reis, Lith, yeah, we be.
PBM's so cool though, I doubt he's gonna answer the phone, but.
Wait, we can stream it bro.
We can go to Jake Weber shit and party hot bro. Say I'm God. Yeah, we can stream it
But but it but who's there cuz like that's not going this like, you know, I'm saying like
Let's make it about us
Lacey you I'm gonna carry you around I can do it Rob here. I'll take care of you the whole day
I'm gonna take care of you the whole day. We would that I say carry you Lacey come on. Oh
My god, let's go. Let's go. We gotta make sure Lacey can go though. You gonna be good or no?
I'll drop a lacy. I'll take care of you, bro
I'm not gonna like you. I'm not gonna let you leave my side
I'm gonna be in a wheelchair in a packed ass house party, bro
Well, what I'm not gonna let anyone touch you and if anyone does such a bro. I'm a boxer now
I know how to box like what I'll beat their ass
Bro, I can push you bro. They sort of big-ass cyber truck. We'll come in the back
Yeah, I'm not even kidding bro me and Jason will wear our like blintzy auger striker boots will be like two inches taller
I promise to God if we get fucked up
I'll be needy. I'll be needy. I won't drink
No, I look he got a drink bro. We kind of get lit together
You know what? I only took two sips out of this without me considered drinking driving. I'll go drive us boys
I took two sips like am I is this cow? Well, no cuz you have to drink at the party Ron
I don't have to drink to be cool, bro. I'm cooler than alcohol. Yes. No, I'm peer-pressuring you you have to drink
I bet you ain't gotta commit to be crying a lot
Hey, I just realized that motherfucking can drive itself. Let's fucking go
Like let's fucking drink bro, I'll drive y'all
Jason I would I would rather have a truck driver drive the taste in the wing
Russell said he'll DD the Cybertruck
That's just the death. No Russell. Oh, this guy got so excited
No, you are a dick rider. God. No, definitely be fucking
Russell said he could DD. I fuck it. Let's go. Yeah, bro. Lacey
Stop doing that lip shit you do
Bro stop doing that lips and you're already yawning not even an hour. Oh my god. Thank you. I'm equals and
What should I wear the party though, bro? We got a dress up. Do I put like LV parents like no no no
swimsuit bro let's go floaties let's go man wait guys I'm getting breaking news
from Zonki y'all can use my crib
Zonki all right let's go let's go Lacey let's go
I'm about yo John bro they see are you down or no I want to make sure we can push
you around though, you gonna be okay?
Bro, Lacey, I will literally not leave your side.
I will hold you the whole time if I have to, bro.
We can make some friends, you know what I'm saying?
I can treat you like my little disabled brother
or something like that, bro.
Like I'll just dead-ass carry you around, bro.
Bro, and then the best part is-
Why are you looking at a chat like that, Lacey?
Nah, dead-ass don't feel per-pressured though,
if you really think you can't know.
But like, I'll dead-ass push you, I swear.
Hell no, I swear to God, I'll push you around,
the whole time. I promise you I won't leave your son. I'll have my, you don't even have,
you don't gotta bring Drew's bitch ass anyway. We can just have Lays and then I'll keep the
camera on both of us the whole time, bro. I'll be there too, you guys. I'll be there.
Yeah, but Lays, I don't know, Jason's like, he's child, bro. You don't want to be around
too long. You might get a disease or something.
Wait, he deafened on us. He deafened and he started to chat. He's like, oh gosh.
Yo, chat! Chat, should I? Shall I go?
Cack walk?
Actually, cack wheelchair.
Am I right, boys?
You guys get it?
There's a plan on words because he, um...
He can't walk.
Actually, he's hurt.
Okay, okay. Okay.
He's honestly not trying to go.
Okay, if he's actually not trying to go, it's fine.
Like, I'm not leaving.
I, uh, uh, uh, I'm fine, yeah.
We can figure this out.
Everyone walk in. Everyone smile.
Everyone chill for a second.
I'm gonna plug my phone in so everyone stop texting my number for one second.
If they're important, swipe up on my fucking story bro.
That's it.
All right bro, I mean bro, we gotta bring the party to Lacey then and that's the only option.
We have to bring the party to Lacey.
I don't know. I know exactly what you did it Jason.
Bro, let's go to fucking Dory on this party or whatever, right?
And then when we go there, we try to convince people.
To go to ours. Oh my god.
We try to convince people.
be like, bro, let's just hate form them.
Hey, this shit kind of wack.
Lacey's room kind of looks like a vibe.
And then we pull up Lacey's stream.
Wait, what?
Let's just go.
No, if you don't want to go, don't go, bro.
We'll bring the party.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm going to push him if I don't go apparently.
No, see, don't do that.
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
You gotta understand what pain is, bro.
No, Lacey, Lacey, this is what we can do, bro.
Me and Ron, we can go and then funnel people to our house
after.
And we bring the party to you.
I'm with it, bro.
Let's go.
Oh, gosh.
No, no, look look look look at us. Hey, stop. Look at us. Like actually keep looking this will call you dead as
Why are you mad?
He goes lip thing bro. Oh my god. Oh
This is such a fucking sadgeparmers. Yes, come on. Let's go
He's just a baby
Bro, I that ass is though like Lacey on God
I'm gonna make sure that nobody touches you. All right, bro. I'm gonna wear my Balenciaga strikers, bro
So I'm at least three inches taller. I look more intimidating. You know I'm saying like I got you bro that s
But listen bro if we're on ongoing traffic and I feel like I don't know bro the streams kind of
Sleepish I might push you on to ongoing traffic get a quick clip
You don't think what if someone gives me a firework
I might shove it next to you bro and say back it up Lacey farm a quick million view clip
You know I'm saying like it's fair. It's all funny. It's all fair
You know I'm saying like if you're gonna be handy at least let me make content out of it
All right, I bet you ready
Hi, I'm gonna uh wait sorry yummy face time. She's got to tell me the party ended
Yeah, I
Bet
Are people with wheelchairs they would come or no
We have a disabled person like that's trying to go get Lee and get drunk.
That's fine.
You can also stream, Jake said.
Whoa!
Can she show the party?
Can I see?
Wait, wait, wait.
Can I?
Wait, can you show the-
No, no, no, no.
Let it be a surprise.
Let it be a surprise.
Okay, bet.
I bet.
Wait, I'm seeing the vibes.
Oh, those are good vibes.
Great vibes.
I bet we there.
We there.
On the way.
Boom, movie, let's go.
All right, bet, bro.
All right, bro.
Let's go, we out, we out.
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
I'm gonna get Lacey, I'm gonna be your caretaker.
Let me just put on some pants, Lacey.
I'll be there in a second.
Are you good?
Lacey, I'll be there in a second.
Are you good, Lacey?
Mm-hmm.
Hey, take a sip out of this bad boy, bro.
I already killed him.
Listen, bro, today's about fucking us.
We're going party-hopping, bro.
I'm mad as shit, by the way.
I'm dead-ass mad as fucking shit.
I'm dead ass mad as shit.
Bro, we were supposed to go meet fucking two slimes today.
Dead ass.
I didn't know that.
Yeah, I'm not kidding, my fucking day is ruined.
All right, Chad, what do I wear to this party?
Like, is it hot out?
Well, I'd say warm you.
Or is it chilly?
Should I wear some pants?
You know, I'm gonna wear some pants.
No, that's pretty hot.
But I got a low-key way of blitzing out of a striker,
so I look taller.
Because then I gotta take care of Lacey.
You know what I'm talking about?
Like, what do you think?
Is that fair or is that like?
It's just hot.
All right, you know what shot put on some Baylish shot put on some Baylish
What about where shorts with the blue and see how I got strikers?
Now Bruce were that shit Bruce were that shit. You don't know Bruce Bruce were shorts with his
He wore with these pants, too. Come on. Oh, I bro. Fuck what they said
How's it look?
And they're ready wait for wait wait for the ready to finish
Why are you giggling already?
I was sniffling.
Listen bro, I'm sorry that you got to work on the 4th of July bro.
It's okay, I'm not about to work on the 4th of July.
Oh you're so fucking humble.
Yo by the way, I saw a TikTok that said you'd mug me bro, I thought it was a pretty fair
game but.
No, I thought we were equally mugging everyone that was watching the TikTok.
Thank you bro.
You put your socks like that?
Bro, do you trust me or no?
I'm a fashion icon.
Okay.
Are you still looking?
I'm looking.
Are you still looking?
I'm looking.
Rob, that ass Bruce did this.
Look.
So Bruce wore it and it was swag.
So what does that make me?
What?
This is what Marlon just sent me.
He texted me it three times to show you.
Oh, he texted me at four times.
No, look, nice, bro.
He texted me at four times.
What, look, bro, this is a baller, no.
Like Bruce.
I think Bruce looking more kind of cooler, but.
This is ridiculous.
Not, but look, he kind of like,
nah, it kind of fits, though, like.
Nah, this is pretty ridiculous.
You like it or no?
This is not giving me Fourth of July.
Bro, Bruce Fort, why can't I?
Like, bro, come on, bro, they just don't look calm.
How y'all doing, yo?
We at the Fort!
I'll finish that one.
I'm done.
We can't even, we can't even get an open drink here, we've got to kill it, we can double
do it.
Are you sure?
Yeah.
Should I be pushing around Lacey Drunk?
I mean, yeah.
Remember, what if I accidentally fuck him?
Like, that is.
Like that is
I drink like I can't I can't bro call me pussy bro
Call me pussy bro. Call me pussy. You want to go to shit? I can't bro. I can't finish a mic. Sorry now
I drink half it bro. I can't burger. We're going to court
Yo, Burger, if you hear gunshots tonight, it's okay.
Let's do this shit, yeah?
Hey, little guy!
I'm about to drill, tell me, you don't need drill.
No, I didn't film, he was the only one, I mean, because everyone was IRL, so...
But, how do you stand up real quick?
I don't know.
Fuck you, me stand up real quick.
You can hop on one leg or something.
Yeah, I got this.
Okay, 100.
Nice.
Not bad.
All right, we're ready.
Wait, should we get into swimwear or something?
I don't think we should get into swimwear.
How am I going to swim, Jake?
Come on, bro.
Okay, guys, guys, we have stairs.
No, no, no.
It's not real.
Have you been downstairs since?
No, we're going to do this.
We're going to lift him.
No!
No, no, no, stop.
Lift him from the bottom.
No, no, no.
How do we get you down the stairs?
You have to hop down the stairs.
I have to crawl.
You have to hop down the stairs.
I'm going to go slow.
I'm gonna go slow.
I can just dance.
I'm gonna go slow.
Sit on your butt.
Let's go super slow, bro.
No.
I don't even have a chat extension.
What? What does that mean?
You can't see the emotes in the chat, bro.
So when they spam KKW, it's just KKWs.
You're stressing over KKWs?
Yes, bro.
We have to carry them.
No, no, no, I got this.
No, for this, you're gonna pull with us.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I just need you guys to get the wheelchair down.
Okay, tell me when to stop.
Push it, there you go.
No, no, no, no.
I got this, I got this.
This is a horrible idea.
Jason is in the front half of the box.
No, no, no.
It'll bend his knee, no?
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Here.
Here, hold on, hold on.
Here.
Take a break.
Alright, alright, alright.
Take a little break.
Take a little break.
Take a break, take a break.
Take a break, take a break.
Listen, that's our checkpoint right there.
The long, the long one.
Bro imagine the chat scan
There's a person on W's bro, W Lacey
W
W Hobb
I'm trying to look at my chat scan on W's
Hold this down
Oh, break, break
Take a break
Use me
We got an asset crack
We're back
How many of those are you gonna get today?
What are the odds I act like we'll uppercode
Use me as your left, oh my god, I forgot to go up on your part.
Use me as your left leg.
Thank you guys, good luck.
For the rest of your W.
Let's go to the kitchen.
Where do we go to the kitchen?
To see how shit you guys told the boy.
I don't know, I don't know.
That's what we needed like for us.
Careful, careful.
Yeah
This is what our living room looks like
You can
This is amazing. Hello. W's in chat
Hey, Eddie, have you ever been to the pool?
Wait, what?
Wait, wait, wait, I've never been upstairs.
I don't have deodorant or any cologne on.
No, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.
Okay, do you want to get me deodorant and cologne?
I can just go on this and just...
Thank you.
Why do you need that?
No, no, I...
Drew, get me another 13 and deodorant.
Buddy, it's okay.
He's not actually disabled, right?
He's not disabled, dude.
I just let him study.
No, you're all human.
Of course he's not just disabled.
He's more than that.
That's okay, man.
Yeah, are you okay? Have you ever been swimming little guy? No, I've never been swimming
Have you ever been on something? Oh, I actually haven't been outside in three days
I'm not kidding. There's stairs there, so you're just gonna stare outside the window like you're
But we can get out of the way. Oh, that's a bending bro. No, that might fall to the
He said the actual Brooklyn room is not going to work.
Well, we're out of here.
There was an outside right there.
Bro, imagine not moving the wheel here.
This is going to be your attic Weber's party.
Oh, he's going to sit by the pool.
Maybe put your foot in the pool.
Let's take these off.
No, no, no, I need the socks on.
I need a little.
I don't need them.
Because they keep my feet warm.
Bro, chill out.
Listen, let's keep the sun.
He hasn't thought the sun is so long.
Oh, I don't.
You all right, guys?
Hey, listen, we're going to make sure you're healthy.
They're gonna make sure you live forever.
Andy!
Hey, by the way, I didn't tell you.
Spider-Man's showing up later.
Yes!
Wait, how am I gonna get down this step?
I'm just gonna put you in the sun.
No, no, no, wait.
You gotta put him in the sun.
Look, he's got...
You don't put him in the sun?
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, I got...
I can put my own deodorant on my phone.
I can do it.
Give me the fucking deodorant.
I'm gonna be a W friend.
friend I don't need you to pay we have the whole Marvel's people come
oh my god bro this is rough it is disgusting rough it's not a good day for
You alright, bro? My chest's been with W's.
Alright, hey, listen, we're going to now apply glue, okay?
And maybe just like tap it in, and rub it into yourself.
Oh, yep, but more than just...
Yeah, I didn't strain it, dude.
Get your conscious, okay?
Oh, yeah, just put it all over my legs.
Hey, you're gonna be just fine.
Can we get a space?
Oh, not on my piece, dude.
Yo, dude, I'm gonna...
Dude, what are you all doing?
All right, buddy, you ready?
We're gonna push you down the stairs now, okay?
Wait, what?
We're gonna get you, wait, what?
We're gonna get you to do it, all right?
We gotta get you to your car, buddy.
Bro, you can do this now.
It looks like you can yourself.
Hey, relax.
Ow!
I'm gonna throw it.
I'm sorting the damage out.
That was months ago.
You give me some liquor somebody get up now. Oh, man. My heart
See a little bit of a asshole. It's all good. It's gonna happen. All right
Have you ever been to life force, bud?
Oh, what's that over here?
Oh, it's a pool.
Look at the paltry.
Yeah.
Have you ever gone swimming?
No, wait.
Carter!
Yeah, this tire is giving out.
Yeah, I don't know.
I'm not kidding.
This wheel is giving out.
Like a silky bro kit.
Simulate it for me.
You want to feel the water or no?
Simulate it for me.
Hey, you're in the pool.
He's swimming.
A little more?
No, no, no, it's okay.
I don't need any more.
A little more, bro.
No, I don't want to be wet.
I don't want to be wet.
I don't want to be wet.
Are you sure?
Oh, he's nervous.
You know, I don't want to be, like, wet.
Ooh, it's a sprinkler.
Have you ever gone in the sprinkler?
No, I have.
No.
Well, there's really no reason to go.
There's no reason to go to the sprinkler.
Have you ever gone in the sprinkler?
I haven't gone in the sprinkler.
Well, I don't think there's a reason to go in the sprinkler.
No, can that happen?
Okay, we need a crane to lift him to get him in a car, you think?
Oh, my God.
How are we going to get him in the fucking car?
I'm a human.
I'm not an oversized load.
How are you going to get in the car, though?
Get like a crane or something to pull them up or like hook them.
I need one possibly, uh, where's your cyber truck, buddy?
Did you know I'm here?
Oh, okay.
Let's get him in there.
I think I made a bottle over here.
No, I got you.
No, it's close.
I got you.
I got you.
What a man.
Bro.
Let's get some Harkman bandages going through the Chapman.
Where'd that cap, man?
What the fuck, bro?
So I can't tell if it's the wheelchair giving out or is it your wig?
That doesn't make sense.
Well, the weight seems to be breaking.
Yeah, I don't think this wheelchair is going to last the whole day, guys.
No, it sounds like you're funkin' like, tired, got popped.
Yeah, it did, from silky jumping on it.
Oh my God, but he owes you a wheelchair.
Hey, look at that.
It's a Cybertruck.
No, we're going to let the Asian guy drive.
Excuse me, come here.
You're saying it's actually cooked wheelchair?
Cooked the wheelchair.
Well, I mean, it's wheeling.
It's like tilted.
So, uh, Drew, did the new one come yet or no?
I said it's $400 and then you never said anything.
Let's go.
I said don't order me.
Did I not, Russell?
No, and then Russell said, let's get the $700 one
and then nothing else was said.
Bro, Drew, are you fucking kidding me?
You don't want to put a sock on the door
and then you don't want to do it in a wheelchair, bro?
Are you serious?
Yeah, I saw the clip, bro.
It seemed like you're just not giving shit for him.
Yeah, no, I'm useless.
What the fuck are you doing?
I got to go the camera man.
So we ask the devil if he wants to pull up.
Yes we go to him.
You do have to come get him in.
How am I going to fit in the car?
You're going to get in the trunk.
In the trunk?
I'm not sitting in the trunk.
Oh so you just don't want to do your job?
Don't worry me, that's it.
OK.
We got jobs, Drew.
All right buddy, here we go.
You ready?
No, no, I'm here.
Do you want shotgun or do you want the back?
Buddy, do you want shotgun?
Shotgun, shotgun.
Who's going to hold the camera then?
Oh, yeah.
I'll go in the back, I'll go in the back.
Not too spacious in the back, but.
That is.
Oh yeah, yeah.
Wait.
We have a phone now, so I'll put it on.
Oh wait, it's for four people in a bag?
Oh, damn, I see.
How about you just lay down?
Who's driving?
Me!
You have to drink.
You have to drink.
You're not going to drink on the front wheel drive.
I will drink.
I will drink.
John can drive back.
John can drive back.
Autopilot, and then I'll hold the camera one hand
and drive one another.
Do you mind staying here for just one second?
No.
Do we got to put him in like a trunk?
Like how does this go on?
How's this gonna work? You wanna put it in the trunk?
I think so. This is how it's supposed to do it.
Guys, I can't... Guys, I feel like we're having a conversation here.
Um...
Okay, so...
We have a little bit of a problem.
What's the problem?
Your leg is...
You put up your trunk, right?
Yeah, you put up your trunk. We just wanna check your trunk.
You wanna drive or Uber?
Whatever.
But that's more than that's what we want.
Ooh, hold on now, let's...
Hey, let's check out the trunk.
That's more than that's what we want.
You're putting me in the trunk?
No, we're just looking. We're just looking.
No, let's...
Alright, let's just check it out, man.
Wow, look at all that space!
That literally streamed my licey.
It literally streamed my licey.
I'm not going in the trunk, guys.
I don't think you have a choice.
Yeah, I don't really think you have much of a choice.
Just slam that real quick.
Let's go party!
Why can't I not go in the passenger?
Where are you going to fit? Your leg is fucked up.
I'll put it.
You'll put it?
Fuck it here
Take your time now take your time Lacey your foot take your time a lot of damage
If you
Careful oh damage
Hey
All right
Yo, you're lacy literally lacy himself
Wait some help here. Yeah
Is not it'll just fit you shut this fly out
lift
should be sure he's supposed to fall
yeah but he can fall in half dude
it's not gonna fall
I'm still trapped in prison
I'm trapped in prison
is it 1 out of 40?
wait wait wait wait
stop stop
that's just the pillow
oh that's not moving at all
Let's go boys. Oh, so we got a problem here
Yeah
Come on rockers is ready. She's rock rock paper scissors shoot
that rock paper scissors shoot paper scissors shoot paper scissors shoot
rock paper scissors shoot I'm telling you
I feel like I got a shoes fucking rock
why are we speaking up why are we speaking up yet rock paper scissors shoot
You
Rock paper scissors shoot I don't understand what your problem is I don't know what to do
Rock paper scissors shoot rock paper scissors shoot rock paper scissors you're gonna fucking choose rock or just keep doing that dumb ass
Scissors show are we going I didn't go in the car figure it out
Rock paper scissors shoot, bro
Rock paper scissors shoot
No, bro
Why fucking lost bro, sir just one you guys open the window down
I just run next to the car just who's going up here
Not wait
What the fuck dude? We have one camera man drive the other one camera man's wait. What about this?
We have an extra spot come in. I can just go
Wait, but you guys should probably screw left and I just sit on this side. No, I can't go in the middle over here
Oh, I mean in terms of being on the front camera
Hey, buddy
You just put it right there like you see that little like that little that right there. Yeah, I'm there where
I mean I outlaw swap my shit cuz I don't know
You don't break my shit
How far is it only an hour and a half? It's 20 it's 20 it's 20
Okay, I'm telling you right now
If we get to this spot and you have to fucking wheelchair up and into your hill
It's not gonna be fun for you. Well, I don't know if we're gonna get there. We've Jason driving
I mean, bro, I just start self-driving now
No, you gotta do it when we're almost down the dead.
Oh, it's only 15 minutes away.
Okay.
Let's keep it in your pocket.
Let's fucking go then, boys, shall we?
Hey, so we got Jason and wean driving y'all, so get your GGs.
Do you know how to drive a Cybertruck?
Yeah, yeah, I did yesterday.
Yo, should I go all the way around or is that boat blocked?
You're the Uber.
Remember the space, Lacey?
Uh...
There.
Oh, there we go.
Better?
Oh, shit.
Okay, so Jason, you're gonna not get us into a car accident, right?
the bike there's just god oh god well I hate when like people backseat you when
you drive like it just makes me drive worse and then y'all call me a bad
driver like oh yeah that's our fault damn when you hit your made-back like
four different times my very word there was our fault too I don't even recall
ever doing that when you told a darless car that was parked in the end of the
Drive away was that our fault too? Oh
Shit
Yeah, we're drunk riding in the back of a second
Stop stop stop stop stop
I did I did I did as I'm not it just jerks by stuff is a leisure. You're not supposed to use the break
God your stomach hurts. Yes, bro. I'm too much hard lemonade stand already. Yeah, look you son. No, I can't fill my mouth
Stop on guys. I'm not trying. Oh, we're 20 miles an hour
Oh my god having Jason drive was actually the worst idea ever. I'm literally just driving
I'm not even doing anything
I don't know bro. You just don't feel right right now. Let's ask rock as grog ask rock
It's a good idea to bring me in a wheelchair. Yo, Grog
Which one this one? That's the fans
Wait, you know how to get down without scraping my eye. Yes, I know I did this yesterday
I don't have a car
Everyone people exaggerate
Bro, I'm not gonna lie bro, like once those drinks start to settle like lice tastes like I'm right for the fucking lot
He said maybe trust me something real quick. Yeah
Y'all aren't too cool for Cpo, bro. I'm deadass bro. We have our
Really?
I'm safe and I'm fat
I bet um, how do I grok this shit you press the
Cedar biden next to the Bluetooth left of it. Who's gonna block draw the grok?
Yeah, just you driving in the room or not?
The GROCK button.
Who's the black truck is this?
You just like drive the fucking car, bro.
Let me drive the Cybertruck.
That's it.
Cut the GROCK button, Jay.
No, no, no, no.
The middle, the middle, the middle.
Right there.
Yo, GROCK.
Who's your driver?
Me?
Jason the Wiener the Streamer?
Or Lays?
Stable RONATO's cameraman.
Jason's a streamer, so he's probably too busy chasing Cloud to keep his eyes on the road.
Lay's films for Stable Rinaldo...
What? You were saying sorry, you cut off.
Sorry, you cut off. Lay's whole job is staring through a lens, not a traffic.
Neither of them should be driving. You should, obviously.
What about Stable Rinaldo?
Stable Ronaldo? That guy would probably be too busy flexing in the rear view mirror to pay attention to the road.
Absolutely not. Stick with you driving. You're the only one who seems like they can handle it.
Hey girl, quick question. Is it a good idea to go to a packed 4th of July party in a wheelchair with a torn ACL?
Yes, it's a terrible idea. You'll get bumped, spilled on, and it'll turn your recovery into a nightmare.
Stay home, ice bat me, and let your leg actually heal instead of playing hero at some sweaty party.
Wow, that was actually very nice.
It was like I said that should happen, but the chat starts doing an L-pussy.
Of course it was nice, because I'm always right.
The fact that you sound surprised, just please follow your expectations.
Turn this bitch off. Turn this bitch off.
I
Self-driving shit, I don't trust you Jason the way driving how home bro. It's not me
It's my eyes on the road though like cuz I'm like a safety man
And it won't jerk if it self-drives. I'm pretty sure right
Fine ice that me more like ice man that corny
It wasn't even like a joke
This should look like the office.
Yo, that shit kinda does look like the office.
Ah! Bro, it still works.
Jason! That wasn't me!
What the hell, Jason in the chat?
It wasn't me!
It wasn't me.
Oh, man. Oh, bro, who's letting it? Who's letting it get drunk, man?
Bro, I just honestly, like...
I'm glad. I'm glad I have y'all.
I'm glad I have y'all, bro.
I mean sure we didn't have that core party today would have been a movie to slimy cuz
I'm not no trauma I bought a lemonade stand like I'm bro we would have just made our
money back just we would have made your money back with that lemonade stand
Bro, what? How about the money for me, bro?
Like, I get all my money funneled to me.
Bro, I'm not gonna lie. It would have been a movie if Tux-Limey came, and the chat would have probably put Ws.
But now, it's okay, bro. We could push around Lacey like a little, you know, burger.
And Bap-Bae, go! And Bap-Bae!
Everyone go to Jason. Everyone go to Jason the Ween's Chad spam goal.
Did he actually score?
I think so.
He's actually the best.
I think he's, I don't know.
I think he's a messier type for all time World Cup goals.
Yeah, but the thing is about messy
is messy can't do what a Moppe does.
Messy's reliant on like, you know,
the refs that are paid off
to make him look better than he is.
Facts.
Like a Moppe should have won the World Cup last year
or last time, excuse me.
Wait bro, there's a goal.
Wait, there's a goal.
No limit to the LARP.
Guys, don't be talking about like I'm a LARP
when I get accepted to stream Rio and I'm fuckin' in the lit.
Actually, Max.
Bro.
I can't wait.
He squirted a pen?
Pen Bapay.
Pen Bapay.
I'll talk about him Bapay like that.
Bro, what club does he play for?
Bro, what?
What club does he play for?
I'm sure, bro.
FC, bro.
Epstein.
Epstein.
Can I make you giggle?
Oh my god, that jerk is so embarrassing.
Did I just drive this shit?
No, please God, I'm actually riding just to get jerked by a cyber truck than you.
We're only 10 minutes away.
Wait, I just realized we're going to a door that's gas with a...
Gas, electric.
Wait, we're going to a 4th to 2nd art party in our car.
Is there going to be parking?
No, we're going to have to fucking park.
Why do we do this?
Oh my god, El Chat.
Maybe call Tara and ask if we can get special access
because we have a handicap to park up front.
Yeah, turn on the auto drive though.
Like just be like, hey, can we call Tara yummy?
No dominance to Siri.
You got no dominance to Siri, bro.
You're a dork.
You want to fucking slug.
What?
You want to be slug.
I got no bitrate in the fucking hell.
You got no fit rate.
Yo, what happened to this guy?
Hey, Tom.
We're actually with a disabled person.
We're wondering if we can.
Yo, TY, question.
Do y'all have parking?
Do y'all have special parking for it?
Because we have a disabled person in the car.
Or else why don't we have special parking maybe?
I can talk to Jake right now or you're in the car.
Yeah, we're 12 minutes away.
Now hold on, Jake.
Jake, Jake's not someone who can be in a wheelchair.
Jake, Mark, Mike, Paul, I'm sorry.
Why are you taking the same thing?
You're taking the same thing.
You're not taking the same thing.
We're not taking the same thing.
Yeah, Jake's like, yes.
Thank you so much, Jake.
Thank you, sir.
Why is this cyber truck going so fast?
Tell the car.
Tell the car.
We have a cyber truck, though.
Why, body 140.
Why?
You go, Mark.
It's not next to you, all of them.
It's a wide-body cyber truck.
What up Weber?
Thank you, we're going to park the 1 of 40 Cybertron.
Did I mention it's a wide body?
Can we also have it the same person?
Please help me talk!
I
Okay, perfect. Oh, yeah, the best one of 40. Thank you, Weber
I'm not gonna lie, bro. I said some fucking movie loading right now. No, it's a hey worst case scenario
What's our backup? We got a party hopper over party. Oh, I don't think we have a second option
Well, let's start figuring it out, bro. We're party hopping. I bet. This is party's in LA
Chat wants to see eight different parties in the next eight hours.
We're staying one hour each party.
I bet.
Oh, yeah, I'm down.
This is gonna be lit, but I don't know about that.
I'm that ass down.
So who's next?
Any dots?
We gotta find something nearby.
OCS?
OCS?
OK, we go OCS if they actually do a party.
I'm gonna throw some shit at Drew's.
I got nothing.
I mean, bro, I can make a quick call.
Um, hey, can you find us a party in Los Angeles for, uh, Fourth of July?
With X?
Yeah.
No, that's a terrible idea.
It's 3.38 in the afternoon on the 4th.
Traffic to anywhere decent is already a-
Hey! Hey, bitch! Hey!
Hey! Hey, bitch! I don't k- No! Hey! Hey, bitch! I don't give a fuck what time it is or traffic! I'm trying to get hammered!
And I'm trying to keep you from doing something brain-get. You want to get hammered? Fine. Stay local, hit one of the dive bars in Woodland Hills.
Driving into LA right now for some random party is peak dumbass behavior.
Shut your bitch's ass up! Shut your bitch's ass up! Simple as that!
Second mouth when you speak to my disabled friend.
Oh, so now you're hiding behind a disabled friend.
Shoot.
The advice doesn't change.
Getting hammered and driving into LA traffic at this hour is still idiotic.
Maybe try not being an asshole for five seconds.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Put that bitch back on!
I'm not gonna like, please thank God, her bitch.
Have you ever thought that maybe I'm in a lot of pain,
so drinking alcohol and doing drugs suppresses that pain
and makes me feel better about myself?
you're kidding yourself alcohol and drugs aren't suppressing your pain they're
just numbing it temporarily
I'm not trying to hear her opinion
fuck all right I think that's her name bro
let's just get lit man get hammered Lacey if you're not blackout drunk by the
night then we failed like honestly we failed
let's numb that fucking pain
I think we're going too slow
Oh nice, now you have the car safe takeover immediately.
Press the brakes, press the brakes, press the brakes, press the brakes.
Why are you driving so fast?
No!
Bro, we're going 70.
Now we're going 142.
No, we're not at it, bro.
Alright, fine, I'll put it back instead of driving.
Okay, subscribe.
Bro, why does our shit say 5% left?
Wait, what?
Wait, how much better is that?
Alright, fine, I'll put it back in self-drive.
Okay, subscribe to the channel.
Bro, why does our shit say 5% left?
Wait, what?
Wait, how much battery's left?
It says 2.1.
Bro, don't worry.
What happens if it dies?
Um...
Is there like a portable charger for this thing?
No, we have to take it to a theme.
Bro, shut your fucking fat ass up for one second, bro.
Fuck you!
We're pushing you around like a fucking disabled kid,
I'm trying to let you have your last couple of-
You know what, bro? I'm gonna be honest with you!
Spider-Man is not coming, bro!
Okay?
You're done!
Like, okay?
Like, I'm tired of this shit!
We're pushing you around- No, I can't, bro!
I can't push this dumbass around, bro!
If you're gonna fucking complain!
Like, shut up!
We're gonna get you to this party!
We're gonna get you fucking drunk!
Okay? And we're gonna shove you in the pool,
and you're gonna figure out a way to swim.
What?
Bro, I forgot my swim trunks.
Ron stopped laughing at disabled people.
Bro, he's just a baby.
No, he's young.
He's just a baby.
Aw, man.
Guys, we're around three minutes.
Don't fuck yourself.
Like, dead ass ears, go fuck yourself.
You're probably like the office.
I think it was funny.
Like, yeah bro, we can purposely lag you.
Your bag is some boof, I'm not gonna lie, I've never lagged.
Shit.
Like, your bag is actually some boof.
You used to be like him about bitrate.
You used to call you the bitrate machine.
Like, I'm deadass, there's like, you fucking lost that title, man.
Like, you're letting ladies beat your bitrate.
Go fuck yourself, Jason the Wayne.
You know, I don't care anymore, I'm taking over.
Bro, listen, don't.
No, please don't.
Like, you don't know how to drive.
Stop, stop, stop, you're gonna fuck up his leg, bro.
you're gonna fuck up his leg you piece of shit where's the wheelchair
what are you doing what am i doing where's the wheelchair
hey where's the wheelchair
where's uh it seems to be an issue guys
it seems to be an issue guys i think it's i think it fell out
wait i'm dead i see this where is it though you don't see through this is it
that
you see it i'm dead i see this i don't see the rear
Yeah, we're good. I see so you can put this shit down or not
It's got a 140 kid be nice
What's here, buddy
Oh, I'm god. I think the most is
I swear
We're good. We're good. It just shifted to the right a little bit.
We're good. We're good. We're good.
I want to do that.
What do you want to get out of my chair?
No one wants to get a wheelchair to the windshield, bro.
Don't leak the address.
Oh, no, no, no.
There's not the address not there.
That's just a street.
Careful.
It's right there on the bottom.
I see it.
Bro, this is a party house.
Oh, guys, so chat.
Give them love on us.
No, all right.
Oh, it's not their actual house?
No, it is.
Oh, yeah, John, you're a fucking retard. It doesn't know how to catch cues.
Oh, shit, sorry.
Bro, John, do you have the answers?
Wait, is there an actual house?
No.
No, this isn't an actual house.
Oh.
This is a wedding venue.
We're going to a wedding venue?
Well, we're actually...
We're gonna... you know...
Don't worry, man.
Is he okay back there?
He's okay.
I do that
Whatever happened that school bus we got what's that remind you of a short bus wow wow
Now I'm gonna fucking lace clip
Good times, bro. Yeah, bro. You just lost me a hundred bucks. You're sure you see be careful
ACL can tear even more if you bend your leg too much
All right crying in the back, bro
Thanks for the update chef. We made a voice
Let's get the fucking three W's loading in for for the drunk at the I'm not party hopathon
Everybody wait did we just set the wrong address? I don't see any vibes out here. I don't even hear music or see anybody
I mean, wait, what are we gonna do with you?
What are we gonna do with you?
Oh, God, Jason.
There's a lot of cars smoking.
What do you mean, it's the 4th of July?
It's the 4th of July.
Can this hit park for me or not?
It doesn't.
I mean, it's like skiing.
Jason, where the fuck are we?
Where the fuck are we?
Where's the parking, Jason?
Jason, this is definitely the wrong address.
Unless there's the right one
Is there a party with no music?
Where the fuck are we?
Where the fuck are we?
You're probably going to a gift bag, like a gift bag
I don't-
Right there, right there, is this your security guard?
Oh.
Wait, where do I park though?
Oh my god, he's looking at us.
He's looking at us.
He's looking at us.
He's looking at us.
He's looking at us.
He's looking at us.
He's looking at us.
Let me call the driveways when you said well, there's no drive way
That was niche, I don't get that one
Good guys, there's only the Jack Jordan cloud
Bro
Wait, did she say the park that that gates I mean you said park in front of the driveway, but
I don't know where.
Where the fuck are we?
I mean, not gonna lie bro, if you just pardoned a little bit, like...
Jason doesn't know how to parallel park.
No.
Uh, sorry to keep bothering you, we're outside, I don't really see a place to park.
You saw me just now?
That is not that person.
There's no way.
How do we not hear them?
Um, wait, where we park? We're in the front.
Uh.
Yeah, yeah, how do we not hear the music?
Yeah, what you said?
Where should we fart?
Oh, this is it.
I know that guy.
That guy's name is Ryan.
Wake up, building?
I have to do my work now.
This has to be it.
He's here and this has to be it.
Let's go up there.
We're gonna figure it out.
This has to be it. He's here. This has to be it.
Alright, we're going to figure it out.
I see them.
Wait, this one right here?
This is right where I'm at.
Bro, I'm telling you, we're going to get together now.
I'm not going to let you leave my side.
Jason, we have a 1 of 40 wide-body Cybertruck.
Why do we bring the biggest fucking car ever?
Oh, hold on.
Vibes, maybe they can't.
Is there any parking down there, guys?
There is
Hey, buddy. Hey, maybe you forgot can't really walk down a street J. I got you wait. You said there's parking down there
Okay, cool. Thank y'all. Good time. Jason just wanted them to say are you Jason the way I could tell?
Wait right here. No, we got right here. No, folks. Yeah, Jason. Let's park
It way though J
You gotta park like what you got a park on the side of the street you're driving on okay?
Not parking properly equals funny. Okay, let me try to make it
You're gonna hit someone's car you're
I think I can park right there
Jason you just rode
good bro that's exactly why we're doing it and we're off the car no we're not it's not a
commentator but i'm literally watch the car behind you watch the car behind you what are you doing
you just touch your stuff what are you talking about like we're like now we're not that has hate
y'all like i just want to be able to drive without fucking someone in my ear you got this jay you got
this speed stop that did not sound good bro sorry you've got this nope bitch
that's my driver's spot they're not gonna be idiot you're gonna try to park
there yeah it's for no spot oh my god wait this person is still a spot no it's
looking red I don't think he was gonna come by here I bet there's a spot right in front
of that BMW we're good right here I was part just parked Jason I'm nine
Into the butt of your
I'm supposed to park you can't get that truck bro. Just big-ass fucking Cybertruck
Look like I'm not supposed to curve it is still big
Okay, okay, you can't fuck that little ass dog. What are you talking about? You want it? You want it? You want to try it?
No, bro, you're the driver. I don't know how to do this
I'm done. No we parts
There's so much room in this quarter sang bro matter of fact, let me put me look at this shit
Yo, look what he's doing.
Yo, look how much space this shit is.
Brother, how do I- I can't- I don't know-
What do I do?
Are we getting it slow?
I was just...
I was just...
I'm falling into God.
You actually are not beating the stereotype.
Let me try a parallel. Let me try parallel.
Someone's car is getting there.
Oh, my God!
Oh, shit!
Oh, my God!
You're not, bro.
No, y'all are making me drive worse.
Why are you...
Shut the fuck up, bro.
Oh my God, I'm stressed the fuck out, bro.
Bro, go in front of that BMW.
Okay, go in front of the BMW, fuck it.
Where?
Right there.
You open your eyes.
Which way?
Right there.
What are you?
Can I park this way?
No, it's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
more
Yo, can you guide me to see if I go as far as possible go slow just it's electric
three feet
No
Tell me I'm not a fucking demon bro
Let's go man.
I'm a gay man!
Now you're good.
Extra Jason.
My eyes on the road.
How do I open this?
Wheelchair is all good, huh?
Come on, switch it.
I hate you.
Let's get our disabled for it.
It's just a baby.
Hey buddy!
So what do we tell him that's bugging him?
No, fight away with our company.
This is his last ad.
Hey buddy!
You get it?
You look like you're not enjoying this, Barry.
Tell me you can get him another beer, bro.
That ass.
Yeah, we're gonna get you drunk.
We're gonna eat you fucked up.
Why don't you take this one through, did I?
That ass don't know if we need two cameras.
Please say I'm not moving with him.
He's stuck with me
Watch your foot watch your foot it's gonna hit the back nice
My baby
Hey, buddy, so you know spider-man's not here what
Let's make this a boys. Let's make this party about us. They're probably like damn welcome to the core fourth of July party
They were probably like damn. I want to have a fun party where there's not a bunch of streamers. Let's ruin it for them
Let's do this shit, bro
It's over
Why are we going under this curve over here?
No
Break off look. Oh my god. No, no, no, no. If you get up, we can push you back in
Okay, ready? I'm gonna lift you a little bit. So we'll push it in, ready?
Oh, you're good
That's actually so brief. I mean, I thought go until it gives out bro. And then I fall? Oh, true. I fall just laying on your side
All right, I'm silky just broke it bro. I told him to stop playing around with these
No, no, no, no, bro, you need another beer. That's what you need. Just a baby. Maybe they have
Listen, maybe they have wheelchairs in there for you. Oh my god, did you gain weight?
Bro, you don't need it bro, stop stop. I got this. Hey, you're okay. I need a little help with the skill. I'm not gonna lie
I think you should cop up. No, just lift your foot up a little.
You can't lift it, bro.
You're in a curbing, you're in a curbing, you're in a curbing.
Hey!
What are you gonna scrape?
Wait!
You wanna fucking scrape a fucking wheel?
It's fucking dumb, boys.
Core fruits of July party, it happened.
We made it.
Hey!
Oh!
It's Lacey?
Yeah, it's that dumb one.
I tore my ACL.
You actually?
Yes.
How?
You guys by any chance have a wheelchair by chance for another one?
Why would she have a wheelchair on death run?
I don't have a wheelchair. I have a lot of other help. I don't have a wheelchair.
Alcohol?
Yes, it's alcohol.
Okay, great.
Okay, yeah, we're gonna try again.
Let's get a lift, baby.
Alright.
Come on, man.
Look, bro, you're excited to see you.
Oh my god.
Watch your leg, bro.
Come in, come in.
Wait, how do we do this?
Happy fourth.
Come this way.
The wheel's off.
Look at that one.
There's a metal bolt.
All right.
Fuck, dude.
All right.
There is this one.
The height.
He's a little on the heavier side.
Lacey, Lacey, Lacey.
I can hop.
I can hop.
I can hop.
I can hop.
Lacey, you hop.
Oh, hell no.
We gotta get to the house.
We gotta go to the house.
Let's go to the house.
Hop.
Hop.
Hop.
Hop.
Hop.
Hop.
Hop.
I'm about to turn you around and I'm about to get you up here
I can hop on the stairs over here.
I can hop on the stairs over here.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop.
Whoa! Oh, shit!
Shit! Oh, shit!
All right, all right, all right.
Yo, Jay, what's going on?
What up?
Really nice to see you, Brown.
Nice to see you.
How you doing, Brown?
Good.
Nice to see you.
Oh, it's your host here.
Nice to see you, Brown.
Hey, everybody.
He's a lot more.
I don't think I know him.
He's just a hero.
Oh, we're in traffic.
Oh
What do you want skyscraper?
Anything!
Anything?
Uh...
I can't...
I'm gonna jump!
You don't have to!
Okay I need your guys, you got it.
I'll spot you!
We'll just watch for the rest of the world!
Alright!
Go to bed guys!
Alright let's keep going!
I'll make this party about you bro.
Make this party about you!
We should fall out of the wheelchair of Megacity.
Should we go outside?
No, no, no, no, no.
Sorry everybody, sorry.
I'm a good man, sorry.
Sorry.
Yeah!
I'm not going outside son!
Yes!
Is she okay?
Is she okay?
He's just a baby. How are you going to do this?
Let's go dude, let's go!
Alright, let's hit this a little bit of a small drop.
Alright, there's two drops, there's two drops.
Zeno, Zeno!
Zeno, Zeno!
Oh no, Zeno!
I
She got everyone looking at him like he's a dainty with a dainty.
Perfect.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
It's a fucking movie, man.
Joyer got the throat.
Shut the fuck up.
We're fucking party hopping, you dick.
Fucking be grateful.
He's getting you free alcohol.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Shut the fuck up! We're fucking party hopping you dick!
Fucking be grateful, this is getting you free alcohol!
Come on, man.
DREAM! DREAM!
Bill, get in the pool!
No, no, no, wait, what if- what if-
Yo, what's this? You said that's like a fun way to do it, okay?
Let's take three to make these guys look like they ain't cooked?
I'm trying to see if we can gather some money.
We got my suit here.
We're making it and making ways to chump, too.
Oh, man. Just like that.
Yo, have you ever been swimming?
No, no, I haven't had it.
I need to get out of the pool.
I don't know.
Hey, where is this? This is definitely for the kill.
What the fuck?
Oh, God, no.
So this is what we're doing.
What are you doing?
Moncler, wrong glasses.
Damn, that every time.
Woo, woo, woo.
You can be in the picture back and go down to the pool set.
A little bit.
All right, now you can go back to the pool set.
Same question.
I'm in.
Having a good time?
Oh my god.
Where's the barber?
Where's the barber?
I'm in.
I'm in the car now.
You're asking me that.
You're asking us.
I'm just wondering.
Oh, here I am.
That's it.
Thumbs up.
ATOA.
ATOA.
Wait! Food's dead.
Where?
ATOA.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm an investor.
I know. I knew you.
I knew him.
I'm an investor.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Playing basketball.
Seven-Hand professional.
Seven-Hand professional, Julie.
Knowledge League and Loathe GV, I was fucking a man.
How do you honestly, girl?
I'm trying to get an amulet.
I wanna get a fuck out of there.
I'm gonna drink.
I'm good here.
I'll get a drink.
I'll take care of you.
You can take care of the baby.
I'll take care of you.
I'll take care of you.
I'll take care of you.
Whoa, what is that?
Hold on, that's why we're here.
Hello?
Hey, I see.
I don't know what you want.
Okay, I don't know.
I've acted, is it?
Act?
Fuck you?
I want a fuckin' ice cream, okay?
Excuse me, can you let the disabled guy go first, dick?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Let's have an ice cream with dick.
Look, he's a great dude.
Don't you go clean.
No, no.
No.
I want a ice cream, so I'll buy you cookies and cream.
Hey, that red is working overtime.
Guys, please stop spamming to get Kate.
Oh, yeah, I got you, brah.
I got that boy out.
I mean I've got a girl on it.
Yeah he's just a baby.
And a nice boy.
He's eating.
Who's the queen?
Aww look how fucking cute.
Aww he's such a good boy.
You are such a good boy.
That's a good Andrew boy.
Yeah.
Yes, he does.
Are you going to jump in the pool?
Yeah, Jason actually won it in the first person.
I'll go in the pool.
I'll go in the pool.
If you go, I'll go in the pool.
Hey, this is the brilliant.
We're going to swim.
We're going to swim, too.
He can swim.
He can swim.
He can swim.
He can swim.
But it's Tornaceal.
Tornaceal, Schmaceal.
I didn't know you guys were all running.
I thought it was a skater.
Oh, Schmaceal.
I said mine is the same one, Chris.
It's getting kind of hot, boys.
Um, I'm on a diet.
Do you guys have gummy worms?
Can I do that?
Yeah.
It smells like somewhere.
Yeah, I got you.
I'll take the baby jumpy in.
We're gonna, yeah, we're gonna have the baby jumpy, too.
I'll take it.
I'll take it.
I'll take it.
Take it.
This protein ice cream is going, hey!
Thank you.
Thank you.
You sure no one helped?
Wait, let's put the gum here.
Haha, that is so cute.
Oh shit, he's mobile.
Oh, I'm good, but I'm just over the shoulder.
Picture another picture.
You're still here to have a walk.
Hey, eat this fucking steamboat.
No!
You gotta speak!
No!
No!
No!
you
you
you
you
you
You
Are you trying to say you're not talking?
I said something and it was fine.
He's trying around because I'm taller than him.
Dude, you're mocking everyone here.
I'm not getting in this fucking room.
What'd you do?
What'd you say?
I'm like a bull barman.
Oh, you got it.
Make this about you.
Oh, again, I'm pulling in one, I'm pulling in one.
Yeah, don't play dumb, listen to the chat.
You know how many people are already in right now?
We're going to monitor.
Hey, there's five people in here that are taking shots with us, bro.
Oh my god, that's the guy who's the coach in the internship.
Oh my god.
Get up, Eric.
How you doing, Ron?
How are you?
Are you hungry?
I'm sorry, are you hungry?
Yeah, I'm not hungry.
I'm so hungry.
Are you hungry?
You guys aren't allowed to eat, I forgot.
I'm not hungry.
I can't see.
Hey, we need shots for racing, man.
We need shots.
Five shots for our disabled friend.
A lot of stamps going on.
Excuse me. He only has like three days left.
You have time if we just get him to kick off the ball.
Oh yeah!
Okay, that has like three days left.
Thank you so much.
You have been with us for so long.
Thank you so much.
Oh, shit.
No, no, no, I don't know about this.
Slow down, that's fine, that's quick.
Not too quick, just keep that with you.
Let me know.
Is that weed?
No, it's marijuana.
I don't know.
This is it.
I'm not making it.
I'm working.
I'm working.
I have a few, I have a few.
Okay, you got it, bro.
Of course, bro.
I don't see it.
Whoa.
Whoa.
That is good.
Come on!
I'm driving!
You're a pink car.
No, no, no!
That should be right there.
That's pretty good, that's pretty good, I ain't got a lot of it.
I want to see you, I want to see you.
Oh god, oh god.
Get him up along.
Hey, come on.
He's the make-a-wish.
You know what, as soon as you see the
I'll make you a hat, bro.
Alright, here we go. Hold on a second.
Try not to fuck your leg off.
He's in half way.
Come on, dude! Shot him off!
Come on, dude! Shot him off!
Make a loud noise.
Oh, right. Bring him on.
Come on, dude.
Woo!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I want my gun!
How do we get him alive?
I was just picking.
I washed my hands.
Oh, shit.
Whoa!
It's like a hot dog for Thanos.
That should kind of look like Resident Evil first.
It kind of looks like an office.
What?
It's like a hotel.
Oh my god.
It's like a hotel.
It's like a hotel.
It's like a hotel.
It's like a hotel.
What is that going to make him?
What do you call him to make?
Brown.
Oh, for the kids.
Oh, no, no.
You don't need to do that.
No!
At least he can't have you tear.
He's going to have to tip him on his own.
Come on, be a nice kid.
You got a tip.
You're a man.
It's gotta be a pleasure.
Oh shit, that's great.
Yeah, let's go.
I'll be right back.
How much is this?
Just like hospital cars.
Someone just had three cameras broken.
They get a really good amount of money.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Someone just had three cameras for a negative realtor.
True that.
Hang on, we're streamers, man.
This is where we do our job.
You got three cameras, man, what's for you?
I'm not sure, I'm trying this alone.
True, let me get us a drink.
Let me get us a drink.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
It's getting nice and cool and nice.
Is there food?
There was, my God.
Oh!
Oh my God, that's my favorite man of Jake's shoulder.
Thank you.
Put your arms up in.
Right now?
Right now?
You're cool.
Whatever you want, I'm ready.
Yeah bro, you're gonna show up to her party, she's gonna give us a party.
It's not my party.
My party's on my first birthday.
My birthday?
Oh, I'll be showing off.
Of course, of course.
How does Jason got to do some hoopla there?
What?
Hoopla.
I don't know how to do it.
Hoopla.
Like hoopla.
Like bullshit.
Hey man.
Hey man.
I'm not gonna do it.
Hey, what the hell is up with you?
I'm out, I didn't know.
Hey, your crowd's almost done it!
Oh!
Round three, TV!
He's so party hopping.
Yo, I don't know, it's very nice here.
We gotta find the next thing though.
The channel doesn't see more.
Maybe.
Look at this game.
You gotta get his first crowd.
You don't see a drink.
Wow.
Alright, bro.
The channel doesn't see a drink.
I don't see all this drink.
This was drank by a
They're round for Lacey.
And fight it!
And fight it!
And fight it!
And fight it!
And we're in the final.
We're in the final.
I gotta not ever do that again.
To remind me never to do that again.
It actually kind of looks like a half-election in evil.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Hey, it looks like McDonald's, bro.
How do you learn these things?
I didn't learn them.
Oh
Oh
He's a king!
He's a king!
Top of this fucking game!
Alright, now what?
Now we take em, uh, where?
It's in the pool!
Now what?
Um, we find our next party.
Every time we go to the little party, we take four shots and we get a new place.
I bet I'm gonna show us who you are.
I'm a 4th team.
Uh, I'm gonna jump in the pool real quick.
Hey buddy, you wanna see our Asian friend jump in the pool?
I'll wait right here.
See you around there.
You wanna go in the pool or are you letting them out?
I'll wait right here guys.
I can't just leave home.
You're going to be okay.
I just feel like I'm getting judged.
Hi, I'll do it here.
Hey, give me a shot.
Take a shot, yeah?
Okay.
I got the girls again, I got them a treat.
I know who Jason Malina is.
You guys know who Jason Malina is?
This is my friend, a wheelchair.
I'm not sure if I have a lead this game.
You see him, he's nice.
I think he's a good player.
He's right in the parking.
Come on, I guess.
Come on, right here.
I'm so sorry. I just want to apologize.
You're good.
I'm good.
I'm gonna be the one to charge that.
You're the only.
Come here, that's all.
I'm gonna have to do it.
I'm gonna have to do it.
I'm gonna have to do it.
I'm actually excited to try this.
Okay, how do I like this?
What do I do?
I've never been in a party in a while.
I bet yeah
So where's the alcohol in song I don't want to wait in the line
What do you say?
Just three. Three to be safe.
Four?
Four to be safe.
Four to be safe.
I'll just wait out here, yeah.
I'm not even kidding you.
I'm pretty sure I just saw this sweatshirt guy.
That's Jacob's tutorial.
He's got a pot there with three.
It's really weird.
I'm going to make a friend out of it.
Hey, I'll do it.
It'll be good?
I'll follow the cops.
Oh, thank you, bro.
after like seven or eight years probably.
So you see me guys switch over to the courses.
Six, five, eight, nine, eight, nine.
Hey, how long have you got, baby?
That's a lot of chrome right there.
I'm gonna invest in that guy last year.
Last time, yeah, I thought about my friend.
Are you not an investor?
No, I didn't get it, no.
I didn't.
That's a lot of chrome though, wow.
Right, well, very nice, very nice, yeah.
How did you find me?
I was walking around.
This is real good though, no?
For saying that, yeah, people would say that.
Big fan.
Huh?
Big fan.
That's what I said, poor nut.
I'm not people.
Hi Jason Bowie!
Good!
Bro, Jason's here.
He's at a WWE.
He's gonna join poor.
Hey, make this a valley.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Thanks, we're gonna watch the records.
They're movies.
Wait, why are they singing? They sing now?
It's shallow, careful.
It's shallow?
It's shallow.
It's shallow, but I got to take a picture.
I'm scared, I'm scared.
I'm scared for God's sake.
Can I not do it? Get it off?
Get it off.
You don't do terrible things.
You can get them all away.
I'm sorry.
Look at your clothes. You're bathing in it.
No, please.
You're playing with me.
Oh, they're getting up real quickly.
Hey!
Oh!
I don't know that guy.
I don't know.
He's insane.
But I don't know that guy.
I'm waiting for my alcohol.
Actually, go check on it, go check on it.
What's up, man?
What's up, man?
You said pot is yours.
I'll hold this.
You sure?
I'll hold this.
I'll hold it.
I'll hold it.
I'll take your friend.
I'll do it.
I'll take your friend.
Oh, okay.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I'll hold it for you.
No, I got it, I got it.
Sure.
I gotta finish all of them now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I assume that was all for you.
I don't know.
I don't know.
How do I do it with my jokes?
I don't know.
Big shot.
Big shot.
Yeah, a little bit of lodge of red bull.
You should be playing this World Game Long Day game.
You should be hitting me.
But I know you like it.
I just don't understand how he finds it.
You came to this party, I was already out.
You knew how it was.
I invited his in because people like me.
People like me for having a seat here.
Where's Lacey?
Did you see him?
Yeah, he was touching his knee and going, ah.
Dude, you gotta jump in the pool like Jason did.
I don't understand.
Kill it?
Do your dad, don't do it, bro.
I can't, I can't.
Everyone, everyone spam some, tell them to jump in the pool.
Yeah, that's good, that's good, right?
Guys, guys, how did you know you're good?
He's got a slimy, what's going to think about it?
My words.
Jason's such a party boy, bro, god.
He's such a rebel.
I'm going to go find Lacey's fat ass.
So I can't cool that's fine
Maybe not, could be, could be lit.
They say we take lazy on the streets.
I gotta send my dog in this map.
While I was walking through here, I was like, fuck it.
Like a great dog.
Where's Lacey?
Where's it like?
Russell, where's Lacey?
Where?
I want to eat.
Really?
I'm half 23 years old.
Oh, yeah, that's just got 10 years to go.
I don't know.
I'm sorry, Bob.
More astound.
More astound.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Boris down Boris down
It's not sherry on east side on store. He'll
oh god where's the guy in the wheelchair?
he's not supposed to be by himself
where did he go?
they say
hey
hey
where are you
hey bro where are you going bro?
no
why are you trying to leave it bro?
You're not supposed to be by yourself.
You need a straw bra, are you overstimulated?
Bro, what's wrong?
I'll just take you through the neighborhood.
No, I don't want to go through the neighborhood.
I don't want to go through the neighborhood.
I don't want to go home.
Fuck my phone.
I dropped my phone in Crafty.
What's going on?
Why don't you just pick up and grab it?
Fucking asshole, babe.
Talking to you guys, the car is here.
We're taking him to the neighborhood.
Little stroll?
Listen buddy, okay?
Not everything needs to be a party indoors.
We can enjoy life outside.
Who's gonna play video games?
No!
Don't be a vibe terrorist, come on.
Yeah, don't be a vibe terrorist.
Wow, Lacey, look what's in front of you.
It's a normal Cybertruck.
You got a cool little one, bro.
Get mom, bitch!
Haha, yeah.
We got cyber fuck.
So where are we? Where did you, like, exactly plan on going?
To the car.
Honestly, I saw a little kid playing basketball. I was going to go play with him.
Where is he?
He's back there.
Actually?
Yeah, he was playing basketball outside of Sharpa. I was going to go play with Sharpa.
You're not holding this shit for me?
I'm not trying to push him around.
No, no, no, no, no, not full speed. Actually, not full speed.
So we found a hill to take him down?
Bro, I think a hill would be actually cinema. The chat would be putting W's.
We could get, like, a little Lacey Cam, like, I'm a barring girl.
What are you thinking?
Are we thinking down the road?
No, you're not.
Just so you're clear.
Wait, why are they saying, why are they putting, what happened?
They're saying Lazy versus Hornet's Nest.
Lazy versus Hill.
Come on, bro.
Let's walk in.
How you doing, bro?
You good?
You drinking?
Let's go.
Ready?
Maybe you can try to dunk.
Bro, we can tell Jason we're trying to go, hey, Chad, any other parties?
We can move to the next party
Bro come on bro. Don't be such a Debbie downer. Yo Russell. Can you find parties in the area?
You can't have just call Lopie bro. No, I know where there's a party yet. I don't know if you said there's no party
No, I know a party. It's a party in Calabasas. Oh really? You're going on a Chloe Parker?
No, it's a party. Let's just go to the party in Calabasas. What's the party in Calabasas?
It's a sponsored party. Oh shit. Sponsored by Keynes.
For what?
Why'd you wait till now to tell us this oh shit I'm getting out of the road
Oh, yeah, we got it. What are you getting out of the road? You just leave the guy in the wheelchair here
How to fucking move dude
The other person trying to go back it up
Back up Lacey back up back
I can do it, Lacey!
What if I reverse, Lace?
Oh, listen, bro, if you want, Lacey,
we could go, we could make our own fucking party, bro.
No, Ron, listen, you go have fun with Jason at the party, bro.
What is fun if I'm not with my friend?
You're with Jason!
Oh, I don't know, but you're disabled, bro.
I'm not gonna leave you.
You're with Jason, bro.
Let's put, let's just, you know what we should do?
Bro, we should put like some fucking like boosts on here
and make you go flying, bro.
Like you should aerial through the fucking sky.
I'm not leaving your side, bro.
No, please leave my side.
Should we put Lacey in the back of the cybertruck?
No, Lacey wants to go back in, he said.
Back to the party?
No, I didn't say that at all.
Oh, come on.
No, I really didn't say that.
No, I really didn't.
Listen, I want a tan.
I want a tan.
OK, take a trope here.
No, no, no, I'll be honest.
I'm a little over-simulated.
I want to just sit out here by myself,
and then I'm going to come back into the party five minutes.
Five minutes?
Yes.
I just need a little fresh air.
You need five minutes?
Yes, and then I'll come back into the party.
So you're not gonna leave.
I'll watch over him, I'll make sure he doesn't leave.
Let me get this straight.
If I go back into that party,
you're not just gonna get in your Cybertruck
where Drew or Russell is gonna fucking drive
and you're gonna leave.
No!
I'm gonna see what you've done.
No, but I just need some alone time.
All right, Drew, Russell lays this movie out.
Oh yeah, we're on the side.
Oh, there you go.
Lay this out here?
Yeah.
See you later.
See you later, bro.
We're gonna go party and drink fourth of July.
What's up with you?
Oh, what's up with you?
Why is he the best?
Fucking idiot.
Imagine you can't walk or anything or fucking.
Why is he going in the middle of the road?
Hey buddy, stay put.
I'll be back in three minutes.
No, you're not getting anywhere, buddy.
You're wheels are out of place.
Alright, I'll come back out in three minutes.
He's got a girl.
Alright, let's do a lap.
Here's wheels that I just found a break.
Oh, is he okay though?
I don't think so.
I imagine you can't walk, you can't go downstairs,
you can't go to the kitchen,
Grabbed snacks from the snack cabinet?
Yeah, but how long is that gonna be like that for?
Six months minimum.
What are you talking to?
There's a dog!
Oh, God.
Hey!
There's a dog!
Hey, buddy!
There's a dog!
Oh, God!
Sorry!
You're sorry!
What did I fucking say?
Oh, man, this is fucking bullying, bro!
Like, I genuinely hope that I hope he's in a car to get him back in the car.
Put on your fucking crown, bro.
Woo!
Just put on your fucking crown and be happy, crown.
God, fuck this damn it, bro.
Like, enjoy it, man.
Dude, I'm grateful.
You wear the crown.
Do they pay for that?
You know?
Whoa.
Let's get shot.
You know, Lacey, you're tipped him, right, getting your car?
Hi, listen.
You know what?
You want to go?
Let's get out of here, then.
No, you stay here.
No.
If you want to go back to your callbases home, we're gonna go back if you want to go back bro
No, you stay here and party. I don't care to fucking party people. I don't know bro. Oh
I know it's Tara and Jacob's notorious
You know you're just trying to like fuck some little shit. No, I'm just gonna keep drinking. I'm sure to be honest
My whole chat is
All right, I got it. Oh, and yeah, I'm gonna let a firework. Okay, we're gonna let a firework right here
Look Jason's here Jason
Bro relax kid feel tight you're tight you're tight. I gotta cover your mouth
Hi, bro
Here we go. We're out. We're off to the next. This is crazy. Cowbasses party. Let's you just tell us
Yeah, pose. I don't know here. They see ready hop up. I see you got a hot brother
We're gonna put your matter in the daddy the day is about course not about just fucking random people
How many shots did we all I'm like what I took two shots of that like one
No worries brother
Fucking
Let's lift this bad boy up
W Taro in the chat for inviting us and Jake
Come on get his one of 40 cyber truck up. Hello, boys. Hey, you're fucking Asian muscles
I need to wash off his muscles.
Oh, did you actually?
After you almost got knocked up by Asian Japanese, are you guys slept?
Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick.
Stop!
Hey, good.
Alrighty.
Alright, guys, I don't think I can try.
You're getting first, man.
I'm ready or no?
Bro, shut your Asian ass up.
Bro, shut your Asian ass up.
Ow!
Somebody just fucking took my hat!
Yo!
What happened?
Are we good?
No, no, no, wait.
Um, we need someone to drive.
Yeah, someone else to drive.
We need John to drive.
I can drive.
You're not so dry.
I'm not so dry.
I have Russell to drive.
Have Russell Drive
Yo Russell, we need to get in the driver's seat
Get in the driver's seat
Alright, so do I get in the back?
Oh, we don't have enough seats, I see what's happening
I mean, they said I could drive
If you have John Drive, please get in the car.
Just get right there, John.
Whoever drives a car,
if there's any damage, it's coming out of their bank account.
I want to go back home.
I want to, I want to, I want to, I want to...
I want to rock your body.
Uh, can you talk to Ron's and Jess?
Talk to Ron's and Jess.
I have no idea what I'm saying, I don't know.
I haven't gotten out from afar with some things.
Yay!
Another Asian on the receipt.
Nice job, bro.
Hey, Lees.
I'm an L boss for not letting you stay, bro.
I'm gonna be honest with you.
I should've let you guys drunk and though fuck some bullshit.
Dude, you should've let me quit my job and just get drunk instead of doing my job.
L Ron and W Lees, bro.
Alright, man.
Uh-oh.
New Asian guy driving.
I'm gonna get a new Asian guy.
I'm gonna get a new Asian guy.
I'm gonna get a new Asian guy.
I'm gonna get a new Asian guy.
Uh-oh, a new Asian guy driving.
Alright, um, everybody say thank you to Tarr and Emmy.
W.Tarr and the Chaff.
Maybe we come back?
I gave her my thanks and she said, of course.
W.Tarr, man, for letting us come. W.Hospitality.
Lacey, are you good?
Yes.
I'm not liking the vibes right now.
Let's go down.
Fuck you.
What the fuck?
We just pushed you around and got you free fucking alcohol.
Now all that just happened was I got fucking stuck in a corner and smacked in the head 30 times
That's all that just happened. That's all that happened
Yeah, and you got paid thousands for doing it I hate these fucking on grateful
What did I just see it at working? I bet I see these dead as it were in caves
I didn't know you could do that stress eating you understand you understand if you
Hey, bro, loosen up dude loosen fucking up got a whole community. I love you man. You'll be Jake
Yeah, throw some shit or no six I bet I bet
Are we there you need it you need it you need a takes blast or no
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
I'll take my phone.
I'll take my phone.
I'll take my phone.
Hold on.
We got a booker coming.
Ew, that bitch was big.
The window.
Open the window.
It's like this bad boy.
Come on.
Come on.
Open the window.
Here.
All right, I got you, bitch.
I'll see you soon.
Get it?
Oh, yeah, that's all right.
Usually it's like glitch.
It's like stuck to your finger, but I got to first try.
You know what we should do?
We should bring the party to Lacey's room.
You know what I mean?
Bro.
Bro, we still have a bag of chips at home, too.
A senior-learned bag of chips? Are you fucking kidding me?
I wanna put the count on.
Bro, what's the matter with Lacey? You left that spot at home?
Bro, Lacey, what do you... Okay, no, no. No troll.
What do you need right now that we can go get you?
What do you need? Do you need to go home?
Bro, honestly, it's not even crazy.
But I'm a Clarence 720S fighter. It'll be so nice.
It's not what I meant. I meant like...
No, like I'm just saying, like you're so rich, you're like,
I'm just, like imagine I just had a brain and...
He just blew my whole drunk.
He just blew my whole drunk, bro.
I'm not gonna lie, we need to take a shot, man.
Can we do this in the garden where we're drunk?
No, it's a seal bottle. It's a seal bottle.
Oh, it's seals?
All right, bro. Let's go home.
John, sit down.
Oh, yeah.
Come on.
Yeah, bro.
I don't want to. I don't want to.
Okay, you want to...
Do you need Keynes?
It's closed.
Oh, shit.
Say or I'm fucking God, Keynes. It's closed right now.
I just checked I'm not and I'm gonna fuck some little shit
I'm I'm kidding if they're staring at Jason for too long you might actually turn to stone
Drew said you went off to the break, you know, but do some good. I was a self-driving
If you quick self-drive right now, it would just take you the whole way
What is that fucking you know shit sure we shouldn't stay
No, I'm I'm my wallet. Let me know
You're on while in let me know
Right rocket was in there business. Yeah, I'm I saw rocket go upstairs with the girl. No one god. I saw that too
Yo, is that right Marlon's alive is because rockets fuck. It's a little shit
I think M3 needs to make a tweet about rockin
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Bamba claw! What the fuck was that?
So driving.
I pulled the wheel.
You gotta be bamba clawing my shirt.
Oh, let's see if they actually need me.
He left his shorts on my swim trunks.
Oh, damn.
Take out Mad Max. See top right where's his Mad Max?
Click then, press hurry.
No, no, no, please don't. Like, actually don't. We're gonna throw up.
We're actually going to throw up. Mad Max is like the highest setting.
Hurry isn't?
No, hurry's the second highest.
sitting called Mad Max.
Hurry?
That ass?
Yes, hurry.
Well, that car was still in the front.
Man, that car was going way too fast.
What's going on?
Hey.
That's probably Jerry Wum.
What the fuck is Coco?
We don't have a Coco that goes to our school.
Alright, bro.
What's this?
Wait, that was a whole different girl Jason Syrock
you're talking to?
Nah.
No one, bro.
Here's the thing about parties.
He's dead as I chrome glasses on and a long clear tee.
No one?
Here's the thing about parties.
IMO, which stands for In My Opinion.
We can't stay too long, bro.
Bro, he's got to get a little bit of alcohol on our system. Now we go back. Maybe flip some patties some burgers
But it's a six bird might be another party HR also
Nine is another party. I found a place of God. Austin McBroom. Shit
That we there we there. Oh shit. I mean, bro. Okay. We do shit. I mean, bro
We can make a magic movie. Let's get excited for the next one. Yeah
Wherever we go, you go with us. Yeah, you're like no Lacey. Seriously
What's the fuck like what's going through your mind right now to speak your honest truth. Maybe hungry, bro. Are you angry? Yes
Oh my god, he's angry
I'm gonna flip you some burgers. I move depends on food. What?
What?
Wait, what happens if you drink the red?
No, it's not something it has to go in your bloodstream. I don't know what happened if you try die
Maybe you guys bought patties, right? Oh, yeah. Oh easy, bro. What's up some burgers?
Get some W's for the burger flipping segment burger get down
My crown
Dude, it's my crown
Hey a crown for a key not a jester for a chain not a jester for a key
Hey, hey, you alright buddy?
I don't wanna, I don't wanna
Yo guys, life like this couldn't be any better bro than us
Nah, we're about to flip burgers, burger?
Bro, it's the fuckin' Fourth of July
Yo, yo, yo, did you just fuckin' yonk?
Yes I yonk, yeah, what do you do about it?
Are you tired?
I guess I'm tired.
We're not even at the two hour-
I can't sleep during the night.
What?
I can't straighten my legs, so I have to sit up,
and I can't sleep sitting up in my bed.
Sounds like a bunch of fucking...
Uh...
Yeah, you need your javelin run here,
they're gonna probably kek onto that, bro.
It's the fourth of July, bro.
Let's be locked in.
Lacey.
Did you...
Did you elevate your feet?
Your foot?
Huh?
Elevate your foot when you sleep.
I can't straighten it.
No, you don't need to straighten it.
You put it in, like, a little thing.
What is that Jason up there?
It's not going to work, buddy.
They're going to put black bars over your face and it's going to be thin bars, let me
tell you.
What?
Focus Coco. We don't even know what Coco is.
Yo, I don't want to drink that. Now she was garbage.
Come on, go live.
A light's hard with a vodka Red Bull.
With two shots of Malibu fucking strawberry.
I'm not drunk, bro.
No, it just tastes disgusting, bro.
That shit wasn't that bad to me.
That shit got Malibu's not bad.
Yeah, but when you...
I want Canes.
Is there a Canes alcohol?
Ah, bro.
No one's saying anything about Canes.
Canes sauce actually has 2% alcohol in it.
Stay on God!
You have enough of it, you get drunk.
Oh nice, I'm getting caught up.
Someone said I'm a woman drinker with woman pants on cause he's a girl pants.
You think you're a girl pants?
Yes, bro. They're Valenci. They're Valenci.
They don't matter.
Bruce Worm. Bruce Worm.
They should unisex.
Thank you, bro. Bruce Worm.
Oh, that changes everything.
Bruce Worm might snap.
Hey, bro. You're behind your monitor right now, bro.
Make sure that you get shot so you can drink with us and post it on Twitter.
My chat already took shots.
Yo, what the fuck are you doing? Why are you breaking your hat?
your hat. Oh, if you're not gonna put the crown on, then put the crown on, bro.
Oh, shit. Oh, fuck. Yo, imagine if we could get us, like, flying.
I'm like, looking at the sky. Look at the sky, bro. Looks fucking insane.
You can't just get in a plane.
Duh. That's great time for that. Just open the angry orchards. He has a real man's drink.
What is it? Oh, angry orchards. Where's, uh, where's, uh, Lee?
The uh, drew out. Is he good?
I don't give a fuck.
I don't give a fuck.
I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck.
I don't give a fuck about you.
What's that? I don't give a fuck about you
or anything that you do.
That's all I know.
Fuck, bro.
A hundred miles away, but you're here.
Oh, this shit sound like a, like...
Ahhhhh!
What the fuck is wrong with you bro?
Bersh apple?
Yeah you know a drink I actually like with some Sissy shit?
What's the drink that has milk in it?
What is it?
That's milk in it?
Yeah you know what's hot though?
What's hot though?
No no no no
No it's Mexican alright
I know what he's talking about
No I think it's not that
It's the one with the cinnamon one
No
The cinnamon toast is much better
Bailey's Bailey's
Bailey's
Bailey's is good but Bailey's is basically just wine no?
Is it? I don't know. I tried some of it. It was actually like...
The Baileys is really good.
Yeah, it was really nice.
So, it's coconut butter. I actually love coconut butter.
Love out of coconut butter.
All right, bro. We gotta find the next party.
I mean, bro, the next one is...
Oh, we cook...
Yeah, but we're gonna have to cook burger.
No.
No, not like...
...your burger, like...
...burger, burger, like food.
You mean your burger?
No, not like your burger type of food.
Burger, food.
Okay.
Is that the grill on plug?
What?!
Our crew so just plug it back in dumbass. No, I'm pretty sure it dad tried to do it. It didn't work
I didn't work. Yeah, so we don't have any we'll use the pain, right? It did work. We hate hot dogs
Yes, sir chats. I'm gonna we're gonna light fireworks in Calabasas when the last time that happened there was fires everywhere
Let's be the guys who do that. Well the last time we did that somebody left
Aware coconut water aware
Oh
Bro you need propane. Oh
They ran out of propane. We just got propane
What let's he do we get an air fryer
Solves everything you know what lately you know you can do what bro take all the propane
Breathe it in and then put it outside. Well, it's like healing. I don't make your voice weaker, but instead it'll make your voice deeper
We should do a big bear shrimp
Oh, I'm down.
Can you torash propane?
Aware.
Wait, I have propane.
Do I not?
Remember we bought for the balloons?
No, it's here.
Oh, helium.
Helium, squelium.
Handsome square word.
I see you do mind.
I'm sorry.
Hey, is y'all the gun bite?
There's no chance y'all were thought to get our propane at the store, right?
Uh, no, because we ate a damn man hot dogs the week ago.
Bro, come on.
There has to be something that we can do to cook.
It literally works.
Let him cook now.
Let him cook.
Bro, chat, are you sure you want me to give you Keynes?
I don't want to know.
The one in your chat is talking about Keynes, bro.
Okay.
It's July 4th, it's closed.
Okay, mods.
And the next person talks about Keynes because it's like everybody.
Just keep putting them around.
Well, now the chat's gonna want to talk about Keynes because they want to get pinned.
No, they were talking about Keynes to begin with.
I get asked to ban, like ban the word Keynes from my chat because I spam Keynes.
But there's a guy in my chat named Raising Keynes.
It's so annoying, girl.
He stops spamming and go to Keynes.
I think she's the most annoying shit ever.
I don't know my chest talking about Keynes bro.
See? What do I say?
Bro that alcohol...
Am I red or not?
Is my eye twitching?
Am I good or no?
Am I fucking good?
Where the fuck are we bro?
Can we go to Kenya?
Can you shut the fuck up bro?
You like that one? What's wrong with your leg bro?
Do you need a leg?
No I don't reach it.
You know sometimes the body needs a lot of shock value.
And the chat probably knows I'm talking about bro if you smack your leg super hurt it might actually shock your blood into like fixing it
I'm not kidding. It's like you ever get like a you ever like run into something and it hurts and you're like
Like to try to distract the pain
Hi hungry, I'm Ron. Why did you make me this way?
We got mugged please
I
Don't want a 49
Hey, that's like the office type of rental
She kind of looks like a rental I'm having a great time bro. I'm fucking my big guns
I'm gonna go make burgers. Oh, huh?
And yesterday when I when I said, oh, we should get McDonald's burgers
I'm pretty sure your words were you dumb retarded fat fuck. So now you want to
Now after you called me
Yesterday now you want McDonald's, right Jason? Okay bet
I saw this fucking fat ass. There was someone at 9 a.m. eating taco over there in a black
Cybertruck actually did most I was really driving to the fucking gas station. I saw a black Cybertruck
They're kind of fucking like it was why the shit rose at 9am
Bro, what the fuck would I go to school?
I'm not even kidding. Can you name every item off the McDonald's in you? Yeah, try it's not that much. It's not that much
You always have the cheeseburger, the hamburger, the double cheeseburger, the triple cheeseburger,
the Big Mac, the crispy chicken sandwich, the crispy chicken tenders, the chicken nuggets,
you have the fish filet, you have the McRib.
Seasonal though, you also have the-
He's getting the steels.
The quarter pounder, the double quarter pounder, then you have the fries, you have apple slices,
M&M McFlurry, Oreo McFlurry, apple pie, sometimes apple and cream pie, sometimes strawberry
cream pie also seasonal um what else is it?
Holy fucks sake.
The crispy chicken tenders, the McChicken um
pretty sure it's everything.
Oh you have the uh the the the crunch the
snack wraps.
Wow that is like genuinely like that's talent.
Oh you also have the hot and spicy chicken sandwich.
Basically chicken sandwich but it's spicy.
Do you know what your brother's birthday is?
Yeah.
What's your anniversary, darling?
Oh, now you're in trouble, uh-huh.
I don't know, bro.
See, you know the whole McDonald's venue.
You don't know your room.
It's me, 22nd.
Keck walk, Keck walk, Keck walk.
Bro, I'm not going to lie, I can eat a whole fucking...
Bro, I'm so hungry I can eat Jason,
fuckin' Tom Wynn.
I'm so hungry I can't eat Ronnie.
Ronnie Nets.
I'm so hungry I can't eat Jason,
fuckin' Tom Wynn.
I'm so hungry I can eat Nicholas Fosco
I was so hungry I could eat Lays Corkers
I'm so hungry I could eat a dick
My bro you should have known man
He's trying to be funny
No, what's a gay doesn't equal funny bro
Yeah bro
A fake man and fake tyrant doesn't equal funny either
Then the corn
No!
Oh my fucking god
No
Alright chat we're about to go up the hill
And then we gotta fix some patties, bro.
Guys, why don't you learn how to use chopstick?
Shut your bitch's ass up, bro.
Why did you learn how to use chopstick?
Mike came out of the vagina with that camera.
You didn't ask that chopstick in your hand for first.
But Jason you're not getting a viral moment right you're not getting that iconic
From birth!
You ever sketched that?
Yeah.
Where's sketch been at?
Jason, you're gonna break my leg you quit.
Why?
I don't know.
Sketch hasn't streamed in like two months.
If I didn't stream for two hours my chat would just put my fucking social security number on my Twitter account.
My chat would literally say take the day off. You deserve it
You're a love throw all of my time. I did my cat literally wanted me to take the day off
This cyber truck is actually kind of like a cheat code you haven't literally put your hand on the cereal the whole time
We're gonna have to pull in the code
Oh, shit. Fuck you, you shit.
Uh, John. What?
Fuck him.
Oh, that happens.
Did they throw up?
Oh, my God.
Where are you going?
I'm not fucking the toad. I don't want to scare you.
Oh, shit.
The middle guy has a good singing voice, Loki.
Thank you, bro. Thank you.
Guy on the right, Loki looks pretty sick.
I'm not fucking the toad. I don't want to scare you.
Oh, shit.
On the right low-key looks pretty sexy. Thank you dude on the far left is fat and chopped
Fucking stupid inverted jam like what is that dude?
Please.
Okay, this is a hot take.
I actually missed it.
Bro, I missed it already.
I'm gonna, now I'm gonna cloudy it's fine.
It's not gonna rain on July 4th.
Holy shit, it's cloudy all day.
Hopefully I'm gonna chance a meatballs.
Ah!
Ah!
Jinks, I'm gonna drink.
Wait a minute.
Black truck.
Who's leaving the house right now?
That's probably Drew getting dropped off with Russell.
There's no way they needed to call a black truck.
My dear cars.
Like, why do they have to call a black truck
to go on a 10 minute Uber ride?
Black truck.
Let me check my Amex, let me check my Amex, I guarantee right now, if I check right now,
there's gonna be a black truck in my thing, that's probably like a hundred dollar Uber
too.
Hey, I'm gonna jerk you off from behind if you talk to me.
I'm getting Gregged right now.
Dude, too soon, bro, too soon.
Oh, so you're gonna too slimy, bro.
We did have to pick it up.
We could have been too slimy to kick it in Mexico.
Bro, I'm actually, no, I'm actually mad.
I'm dead ass mad. When I get mad, I get angry. When I get angry, I get furious. When I get furious, I get upset. When I get upset, I get disappointed.
Bro, 2 Slimy X Corp is legendary.
Oh, you know how many W's I would have seen in my chat?
Uh, you didn't, bro. We could have got a DJ that plays 2 Slimy and moved the fucking house. It was legendary.
My carpet roll.
Alright, man. By now, something should be awake.
I
Wait to chat can I take that are we not allowed to drive them?
Like I want to look I get on my scooter on my own. Yes, you're allowed to drive off-road
Really? Yes, I don't know if you drink you can drive off-road
I used to go all the time back in PA and driving a drink fuck Erie, Pennsylvania, bro
I'm for real ain't nobody give a fuck about EP
All right, let's help Lacey, bro.
I got the right guy.
Oh, the shit is like, look at this.
Oh, I should have come around.
It's like, oh my gosh, we prank him.
We make it really loose, and then he falls, and then he does the peter-gryphon meme.
Ah.
Ah.
Do it, do it, do it.
Bro, we gotta re-drank the firework.
You can back it up, Lacey.
The low keeper.
Go, yo!
Now from that angle pilot like we made it out
Hey, buddy
Hey, buddy
So I got bad news your wheels like damn near broken silky I think
I said, Silky, actually hurt, it's not a joke.
He said, bro, it's fine, I can jump on a back of it.
Oh, you're fucking happy.
At least you're the king of the French, to everything.
Ow.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
All right, bro, let's go have him watch the sunset.
I'm in front of the kitchen, we've got birds and dogs.
Hey!
I'm in the kitchen.
Oh, my fucking god.
It's just how like Orlington, bro.
Fuck your crown, kid.
Come on.
Oh, shit.
You made it back in time for the party?
Oh, shit.
We're cooking up.
Saeed in the pool?
Wait, Saeed, I thought you couldn't swim.
Saeed's in the hot tub.
I can roll myself, buddy.
No, no, no.
No, I'm not a foolin', buddy.
No, you can't fall.
Should we drop the pen?
Oh my god, what is he doing?
No, what do you love to say?
Why is he still walking?
Sayid, get away from the shore, Diva
What is your question?
You could breathe, you know you don't have to hold your...
What?
Oh no.
You really can stand.
Go to the deep end.
I can't! I still can't!
Let's go see what the grills cook here.
You want dogs?
Oh, dogs.
Not those.
Have the dogs.
Don't let's you hurry up.
Oh, my God.
Bro.
He's just a baby.
Hey.
He's got a little part at the end.
Okay.
Where the thing at?
Everything is in the kitchen. I'm gonna get some stuff bro. You can bring it. I'm gonna go bring it out.
Oh
Damn what y'all get? Oh shit. We got a lot of drinks for everyone. Oh shit!
Did we snap or was it mid? I mean bro, this isn't bad bro.
You know what I'm saying is like, and first of all, this is the only thing Jordan also had.
The rest is...
Being government lucky is fine. We don't want to be made, you know
Good job, bro. We got the most
country the larvae like
Mustard
Hey pistachio
I
Want a burger oh burger eat a burger
Yo, bro, are you fucking seriously gonna call girls hoes?
Disrespectful as fuck man. That's actually so fucking weird. I'm an M should unsubscribe to you, bro
I thought you were a woman. I don't know if you know any ladies in my chat
Just know that you are appreciated whisper
Like a burger kid
Here you go, what do you want on your burger?
Yeah, we just we just bought it
It's Colby Jack
It's Colby Jack pepper Jack
It's actually Colby pepper Jack it's Colby Jack pepper Jack
No
One bite here you go
How's it fun boy?
What are you thinking?
We don't got like hot dog buns
Wait, where's the dog?
I mean, we got another patty?
Okay, this is like a hot take.
I'm not on yet.
I could dead ass eat a hundred burgers.
Not a lot.
I'm not being serious.
Like, I gotta actually eat a hundred burgers.
Hey, move your shit's fine right here.
It's my entire body.
It sure reminds me of Allenton.
Can you go pay?
Oh, yeah.
All right, I'll switch to Drew.
Go pay, bro.
Hurry up.
You wanna make sure it's swapped then?
Make it quick, bro.
You wanna make sure it's swapped then?
Right.
Right.
Inside, you wanna grab the hot dog ones?
Oh, no.
That's quite a bro.
I know that's why you're
Not bad. Not bad. Is it good?
Nabs. Nabs.
What seasoning do you use, dude?
Onion powder, pepper and salt.
Are you getting other core boys to try and join us?
Yeah, here we go.
Great, great.
No, yeah, you guys are good. You guys are good.
Is it salty? Is it bad?
No, it's good.
Okay, it's a hot take bro. I need a hundred of these.
We got a lot of burgers.
We got like 30 burgers.
You got like 30 burgers?
Oh my god, Dina. Let's make the biggest hot dog ever, bro.
You think it's crazy?
I think Dennis is getting his back on his toe.
You cannot eat the whole thing.
So I got it. I couldn't do this.
You actually don't think I can do this.
I'm not gonna lie, hey, cook another hot dog?
Everything I love, I can wash it.
The baby, where?
The baby, where?
Did you know?
It is physically impossible, but for some people they can, if they sti-
No way.
That's fine, right?
I'm going to eat it.
Five seconds.
You're right.
You just dragged it.
You want to eat it?
No wasted food.
I'm good.
You're right, bro.
You're right at the right.
You're right at the right.
Fuck at the right, bro.
a threat what about the kids in Africa yeah Lacey what about them well Adam
you're growing out right now I'm not gonna lie I'm so hungry no I can't
bro that's what is that low on her well this probably it's a holiday it is a
holiday it's always don't count on holiday not calories don't count on
stream and a holiday here you guys
This is probably actually disgusting eggs.
Alright Lacey, so each cookie contains
160 calories. Not bad.
That's actually not bad at all.
16 grams of added sugar.
Actually not bad.
.006 iron.
How much protein in there?
And one gram of protein. Not bad.
These are actually protein cookies.
That's not bad.
Saiyan's drowning!
Saiyan!
No, I don't want to get pushed up.
So if you had a hundred cookies,
Where is that she drowning?
That's a hundred grams or both of them.
Here's the accent.
Bro.
Am I going in there?
I'll teach him how to, uh, swim.
Did we do this, like, during the cell-a-thon?
Yeah.
It's just a baby.
Fuck.
This is like brother. This is more lit than a fourth of July part of them and look who look at her
What's up fucking brothers? We got another part?
Well, let's just get drunk and play a video game all together
We've been saying this brother chat doesn't want to see us go fucking
Riz some girls, bro. We all got girlfriends. We're all washed up, bro
We got to go fucking play some video games. It's wrong. I'm down to play video. Where's my camera man?
Put it on the disabled guy
Where's the mic's on?
That's in the kitchen.
Want to get you one?
Uh, Lays, you good?
No.
Okay, Saeed.
Yeah?
All right, here we go.
Ready?
Okay.
Start over here.
Okay.
Okay.
Listen, here's what we're going to do.
Okay.
Okay?
We're going to teach you the actual fundamentals of swimming.
Okay.
So what I need you to do is you're going to go from this side to the other side.
Okay?
And then you're going to go from this side to the other side.
Okay?
to do you're gonna go from this side to that side as fast as you can okay I don't
know what I would have on the other side though you have to just you go all right
ready I'm gonna time you yeah yeah all right ready three two one go
Okay, now, what did you learn there?
You didn't move that much, okay?
What you need to do is you need to go like this, over the water, and not in the water,
over it, but like push the waves with you.
Like you see you're just smacking the water, you've got to push, and then sometimes when
you go like this, you take a, alright, ready?
Set go go go
Bro you had it for the first five seconds. Yeah, then you gave up
You gotta just not flick them you gotta go select it's all purport. I gotta
Are you going to hop in?
Do I teach him bro?
It's too cold out bro.
It's actually hot in the water.
Oh my god bro.
This is like the special Olympics bro.
Alright here.
Alright ladies, can you just not sexualize me?
Like no troll.
Like please don't.
My ladies, can you make sure they don't sexualize me?
Yes, I can do.
Today, we're going to present my company to you.
I'm teaching a disabled kid how to fucking swim.
Holy fuck this shit!
The fuck are you talking about?
All right, come here.
Get your ass over here.
Come here.
Come.
What?
All right, put your ass around.
OK, like this?
OK, no, not.
Okay, now lay there ready. You're going to hover over me. No, it's your stomach.
Lay down. Other way. This way.
What are you doing? Hey, right here.
I got butterfingers.
Okay, so I feel this.
Okay, ready? Lay down.
No, you don't have to hold your breath. Just lay it forward.
Alright.
Okay, hold on.
Oh, God. Wait, can you get up?
Oh, no.
Are you okay?
No.
He almost, he almost drowned it.
He almost drowned it in the shower.
How are you drowning on a shower?
Alex!
How did you almost drown your stand?
I let go.
I thought you had it.
I drowned it.
Oh, no.
I let go.
I let go.
All right, today we do the one shot one kill challenge guys basically the challenge is you got a one
Alright, did you expect that?
No, I thought you were trolling me.
No, what he was doing, he's all looking at me standing!
Because his torso is above the water!
You said that I didn't have to take a deep breath, I didn't take one.
Like, you have to learn, like, hi.
Did you pee?
No, I didn't.
See how I caught you to pee?
Why is it warm right now?
Because it's been warm the whole time, I stooped over it.
I stooped over it.
How did I go that deep enough?
All right, listen.
You get used to it.
Here's what you're going to do.
We're going to go this way so ladies can get a good angle.
No, let this side now.
OK, lay down on my arms.
Do I take it deep?
Right this time?
No, just keep your head above the water.
Stop panicking.
You're not going to drown with me.
All right, keep your legs up.
All right, so listen.
OK, so what you're going to do is you're
going to go one arm at a time.
So go to your left, and then you're
going to go sideways there.
Not too hard, though.
It's a movement with, so it's opposite.
You gotta move your feet with it, so.
Yup.
Yup.
Oh look, you're moving.
You see?
I'm moving, I'm moving.
You're moving fast.
Now what we're gonna do, this is a technique.
Listen, listen, this is what they do with babies, okay?
They throw them in the deep end
and they gotta learn how to float, ready?
No!
You have to,
You have to learn!
One, two, no, don't look at me.
You've got to learn how to just not panic.
Okay.
I can't float! I can't float!
What are you panicking?
You're not even under the water!
I'm not a fly. I'm not alive.
He died.
You have to learn how to do this look my feet aren't on the ground you have to learn
This is what I learned from Gilbert.
So your feet are on the ground.
Turn it up!
I was up.
I can't breath.
Sayid, you gotta learn how to, what is this called?
Shredding water.
Yeah, shredding water.
So it's a little bit of a fast move, but it's not like this.
It's just
Okay, so what you do is you do what is it ladies like you just do this
Jason so imagine you're imagine you're pushing the water you feel when you push it it's hard. Yeah, that's
Yep, you're just doing this you've got to kick your feet you know not yet. Hold on. You see how you feel though, right?
Yeah
It's like aggressive. Yeah, okay. Now you're gonna do the exact same things with the opposite or no with both legs
Yeah, but both legs like this
Okay, wait, I need to go under water see how you like
Wait, I want to go under water see her like oh god. Why does he hold his breath so heavy for going this half a second?
I'm just trying to teach you this is the thing.
I thought you liked it.
I thought you liked it.
Okay.
You did it.
You got it.
Now?
No.
No.
Okay.
Say this is what everyone knows and this is facts.
Okay.
We're not going to do this in a shallow way.
You have to learn to be uncomfortable.
I can't put it on the ground.
I know.
I can't put it on the ground.
Say you only get to a blunt breath.
Hold on.
Hold on.
I got an emergency.
No!
I got him.
I'm not going to die.
Stop panicking!
Stop breathing under the water.
You're not going to die.
This can't be.
This can't be.
Practice is standing.
Okay.
Go.
Use your arms.
What are you just saying?
I don't see it in my eyes.
You're not pushing hard enough, bro.
You see it?
Like that.
The harder you push.
Or tell like you're in the middle of the ocean.
God
No, not fast. Just hoarder use your hands like see you had it
paddle your arms or there
For the yeah
He's gonna understand just stay afloat
Bucking shoes. Oh no a million are fucking up his shoes. You fucking kidding me, right?
Sorry, sorry.
Did we just throw him in the deep end of that?
I feel like, well surely you don't just sink.
Just keep your legs.
You know, we were, we were right here.
You know, when they teach them how to swim,
they throw him in the deep end and they,
they, they, they, they, they, they see, I threw him into
the shore and where the stairs is, and he went like,
and he padded, and he fucking went around.
Things like, oh, I'm gonna die.
Let me try my best to survive here.
The thing is, if there's like a scientific reasoning
behind this, like how this works,
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, I can't do it.
But I just can't because there's no actual size behind this.
Yeah, so that's what my lady said.
There's literally no size.
It's fucking fucking fucking big.
What is the check, guys?
Can you read what the check says?
I'm true.
Give it all you got, bro.
Let go and just flare your arms.
Just flail.
No, you got it.
Like, look.
Flail!
Flail!
Flail!
Flail!
Flail!
Keep flailing.
Keep flailing.
No.
Get up.
Get up.
You have a lot of stuff in there.
Say, you have a ball next to you.
What?
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh.
Take out a spell.
What do I do with that laugh?
They're just laughing at it.
Yeah, they're kind of laughing.
Hey, say, here, come here.
We're going to walk to the short end.
Say, you know the float?
No.
OK, I know the way that Gilbert taught me.
Or you didn't need to.
Oh, you couldn't?
If you just do this, your ears will go in like this.
Oh look, oh there you go, yeah.
My face will never go in.
There you go, now try to do it on your back.
Now kick your legs a little bit
and you'll stay like you're keeping your head on.
Okay, I'll try my best.
Try my best.
Get it off.
No, no, come here, we're going in a short way.
Walk your ass in a short way.
Okay, let's go.
Oh!
Get off!
Bro, stand!
You can stand!
Like, look at him!
Yeah, that's the pool, bro.
Alright, Tate, here's what we're gonna do.
It's a big plane.
And it takes so long.
Yeah, that's it.
What is that?
The left-foot plane.
Whose music is that? It's fucking off.
Billard. Listen, ready?
So we just did this and he almost drowned.
I'm gonna throw you upside down.
Okay.
Don't breathe under the water!
But you're gonna...
What you're getting?
Oh god. Oh stick!
Yo, you heard it!
The party's still happening!
He's panicking. Oh my god. Oh my god. What is he?
What is he?
What is he doing?
Did you get him? Do I get him?
Bro, he's a grown egg.
See, I can do it!
I'm trying to
I'm not breathing though.
Side your mouth is above water.
I'm sorry.
I'm not breathing.
I'm not breathing.
Here's what's gonna happen.
I was trying to hold my breath.
I'm gonna throw him in and you gotta get up.
Okay?
Don't breathe under the water.
Outstanding.
Outstanding.
Outstanding.
One, two.
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
What?
He's not breathing, like...
He would actually die in the deep.
Can I get another burger?
Pop in!
Hold on.
I'm not gonna lie, he's a lost cause.
You want a burger?
Yeah, just make one.
You don't want this?
I need one.
You think my hands are dirty?
Well, I thought there's gonna be a lot more water.
Bro, what are you thinking about, bro?
This is the pre-come to the party.
Right now, we're gonna do the chat ones.
Bro, is Jinxie live still?
We play little drunk games. Maybe Jinxie, you know gets drunk with us
Here you go, baby
You want a burger eat a burger?
Little soaking burger. Oh, it's just a little bit of water
Well Jeff acts or no like a little bit of pool water is not gonna fucking kill you
Now drinking after that one girl you might get whatever, you know, I
Have a hot take row ketchup is like
Top five like worst condiments like ever. We don't eat that green shit either
Wait, where's the deal?
No
What's up, man
So I'm done my day today
Probably enjoy my day tomorrow. I come back to six. I mean is it is a play? Oh, I know
Come back to six. Oh, what's I'm reading the stream?
Six or eight can be true. No, no before that. I'm assuming water
Oh
I forgot that even though that
I want to stay bored all the more.
I can't have it to truth that.
No backflip, SLG.
Because they just never see their streamer unless he's doing a Marvel Rivals ad, boxing in the morning.
I just missed 2021, Soggy.
Yeah, when I was sitting with old fans and girls and just having them jump on my lap,
they said, I probably made Mario smack their ass and shit.
Annoying TV Mario?
Bro, but I'm not.
Yeah, she was lit.
She was alive, bro, but you know?
Well, yeah.
You've got to grow up, bro.
We said at the best time for some games?
Is that about you?
Well, how much more of a grow up?
I mean, get up there.
So much more lights lit.
I mean, you cook Buddha in there's a plane
like 30 minutes right now.
Yeah, we're about to head out.
Where are we?
Where are we going?
OSCS, there was some shit.
That?
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
Why didn't I get invited?
This is me inviting you.
Oh, shit.
I'd love to go, bro.
I bet we got to go.
Yeah.
I'll meet you there.
No, I'll wait for you.
Cameraman's here too, we'll just wait for him.
I don't know a lot of them, they can just go in.
I bet, pull up on my shirt.
Is this a pit?
Where's your pants at?
We're all going.
I could have sworn those pants with dead ass like
for the fucking um,
the more that we had so you could come across.
You know?
Where did his pants go?
What did he say?
In my trip, I saw like a clothing spotty.
I can't be here, I'm getting my clothes.
I'm getting my clothes. I can't believe you almost fucking drowned.
I don't even have a bagel.
Where am I? Am I sugar?
I'm not even kidding, bro.
Excited, bro.
How old are you?
24. I'm 25.
So what are you gonna do like when you get a girl and she's like,
oh, let's go to a pool party?
I'm sitting outside the pool.
Excited?
How to get a six back in like five minutes?
No.
Listen bro, shut your bitch ass up.
Come on, call him bro.
I haven't seen a W in a long time.
I'm getting like worried.
I got a lot of guys.
Saeed, even the chat is just like,
they're hyping you up, bro.
They're saying Saeed can do this shit, bro.
I can't do it though.
Guys, I just saw three people said,
he wants to play like he's a child, bro.
Wait, they're spinning Jinxie.
What happened?
Jinx he wants to play ranked ranked what? I'm trying to get fucking drunk check on
Oh, I look chopped. It's my hair. Please. I don't know how you do your shit
One side one side. Oh
No, it's not all you got to do it right fixie
Oh fucking fixie. Let's see. What's fun?
I hear rich fucking Mary whatever his name is
Okay, Carlton, yeah, can Carpson did that murder music I let a chopper
I called him bro
Right try calling me didn't answer you guys fucking lied out liars. Hi. Well, they're kissing they're fucking kissing
Oh my god, I'm just trying to like get an edit right now.
I said, chink see you.
So good.
Oh my God, it is no way that's chink see you.
Yo, what's up, bro?
Heard you, uh, they were spamming that you wanted to talk to me.
You're talking, you're talking to the boss, bro.
What's up?
Chink see you.
My champs out of your drunk and you want to play games.
Bro, happy Fourth of July, brother.
This one's for America, man.
Yo, is he trying to mock me?
What's happening right now?
Why is he shameless?
He's trying to mob me, what the fuck is this guy doing?
Look at him!
Bro, Rod, listen bro, I'm not gonna shit, listen.
If you wanna play a game, you can be a Dottas from our children's discos.
Bro, here's the thing, and the chat's gonna agree with it.
I'm not playing no fucking video games on 4th of July, let's work out a drum.
Okay, how can you talk about Dottas?
Dottas, the problem's yours to solve.
Listen man, no one wants to watch fucking gamers on 4th of July, they want to see people drink, they want to see people get fucked up, and they want to see some BULLECH!
Yo, you're uh, Ron, you're lagging, bro, you're lagging. What is y'all's Wi-Fi? Aren't you guys doing like a fucking mega mansion?
A what mansion?
I said, see what's I got, yo! I said, I got!
What?!
You said what?!
I said, I got, I got, I got!
What the fuck are you, I got!
Yo, jigsie just because you drink doesn't mean
Burger get your fucking oh my god, we're gonna wait for me burger
Well then well I mean brother rules are if we're doing that then we got to get ladies and he's got a drink tail
I'm with it
Can you okay, I'm gonna prop up the phone. Can you just talk to them while I change real quick here
Don't hang up your number will be leaked
Don't hang up your number will be leaked. Yo, what's up round shot? I'm gonna see you drown right now
Please how's it going bro? It's going good bro. You enjoying your fourth?
Yes, man, watched a little bit of Floody today, probably gonna light off some fireworks later, bro.
Getting some drinks in your system or not yet?
Not yet. I might start here, though, in this gaming session.
Okay. I'm telling you, bro, once you get some drinks in your system,
their Fourth of July starts to feel like...
It just starts to feel good, bro. I'm not gonna lie.
Okay, but I was told by Ron, directly, multiple times, that I'm a drunk monster.
So why does he want me to drink now?
Well, the thing is, on the Fourth of July?
Okay, okay, I see where he's coming from, truthfully.
But on the 4th of July,
it's all about getting as drunk as you can, bro.
It's America's birthday.
We wouldn't be here if the 4th of July wasn't a thing.
Bro, 250 years of birthdays for America,
and you're not gonna drink?
You know what I'm saying?
250 years, people literally,
bro, people died for you to be streaming right now.
People died for us to even be having this conversation.
The least, smallest thing we could do
is get some drinks in our system.
I'm just gonna be honest.
I'm just gonna tell how it is.
Okay, all right, bro, you convinced me.
Seriously, bro, I'm trying to like get away from drinking
because of what happened with Lowe's, bro.
I'm not trying to ever revisit that state of my life.
Okay.
Like on some real shit, man.
Okay.
I can't do that again.
I've seen where you're coming from,
and well, okay, I really do see where you're coming from.
Jason, shut your bitch's ass up, bro.
God damn.
All right.
Stage one is, you know,
you're trying to get away from alcohol.
So stage one is to face the alcohol.
Nope.
You gotta face what you're trying to get away of.
Get away from it.
The black one?
Yes, sir.
I do not.
Why is this guy holding an angle
on the bottom of a staircase?
I know.
What actually would do?
I'm gonna crack a drink right now.
What are you cracking?
Let's get racist.
What are you getting going?
What are you getting going?
Dude, I don't even know.
I think white claw or sun cruiser.
Sun!
Maybe a little sun cruiser.
Maybe a little white claw is for the girls or the ladies.
No, no, no, white cloth, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
White cloth is manly, yo, Chad!
White cloth is manly, bro.
What do you mean for the ladies, bro?
I don't know, I feel like a white cloth
can maybe, it's like the ladies drink,
like we can do like, no, yo, white cloth is manly, what?
I don't know, dude.
What's the other one, the yellow sunset?
Just drink that shit, bro.
Okay, all right, bro.
Yo, tell Ron to get his ass in the discord now.
Ray, hold on, he's peeing, he's peeing,
You hear him?
Wait wait, it's if I hang up my number, it gets leaked, right?
Yeah, but I'll make sure that doesn't happen.
Wait, he's coming!
Wait, GZ!
Yo, why is this guy trying to mock me?
I'm not getting in a frame with you right now, right?
Yo, you're not just drinking, bro, get in here!
Okay, so me, you...
Hey listen, my friend Lacey's also handicapped today.
Do you mind if he plays if he gets drunk or not?
I don't know.
Yeah bro, let's just get drunk and play games all night guys.
I mean that sounds like a fucking vibe to me, I mean, bro, I got people in my chat that
want me to go to parties and do fake riz, but I can't do that, so.
Let's just, let's-
Yeah bro, your wife's better, slow your wife's stop bro.
Bro, I, jeez, can I show you something but you can't show the chat?
Like I'm not kidding.
Uh, then I, then I can't show the chat, okay, yeah.
I got this in PO and I'm not kidding bro.
I, I don't know when I should show this, but look.
Give me five minutes.
They say, I got you a reservation, bro.
I got you reservations, man.
No, can you see me?
Since I'm such a good friend and I was like, you know what?
You can't do much eye around.
I know you don't want to just walk around, sit around.
I made reservations for us.
EU, Jinxies, Dantez, Lays, we're gonna go play drunk gaming.
We're gonna play some games.
Okay, yeah.
Just leave you now.
Is that it?
Welcome.
I don't wanna hang out with you.
I don't wanna hang out with you.
I wanna have fun.
I wanna have fun with you.
Yeah.
I wanna have fun with you.
I know you're not mobile right now, bro,
and I'm trying to hang out with you.
You don't wanna hang out with me?
I can't go right into it.
I am, so I'm sort from the diamond team.
I think I'm gonna shoot you out.
What?
Come up the stairs, stop being a pussy.
No, we can just point the cameras down, you're gonna stop the fake injuries, shit.
Bro, stop that fake fucking injuries!
Oh shit!
Let's go, Lacey!
Let's go, Lacey!
Let's go, Lacey!
Let's go, Lacey!
Let's go, Lacey!
Let's go, Lacey!
Bro, Lacey, what the fuck?
Lacey, what the fuck would Ong say?
Get your fat ass up!
you're lucky he's not here to push you down those stairs.
Work, Macy, work!
Stop those fucking chatterings.
Work!
Get his deliver shot.
Get his deliver shot.
Get his shots in the liver?
He's basically begging for it.
I hear him.
Now you're begging for his deliver shot.
No, what?
Get his calling, get his calling.
Get his calling.
No, get his calling.
No, no, get his calling.
No, please!
Get up!
Get up!
Stop pushing us.
Keep your eyes open.
Eyes open, eyes open.
Eyes open, eyes open.
Go, go, go, go.
Go, go, go!
First thing in the evening is going to be a fight.
You want another liver shot?
Come on, get up!
Oh, oh, oh!
What is this?
This is shit!
Get up!
What?
I don't want to.
Is he just going to be a fucking blah?
Oh, that's cool.
I just got us reservations for gaming.
Oh, get your ass up.
He's pulling you.
Yeah, he's pulling me.
It's going to be a new chat.
Maybe they'll see what the answer is.
He said you're not playing me today.
You just texted Ron, he said first thing, gotta make sure Lacey gets up these stairs though.
No, but he's literally, he's like, I said, tell him I'm picking up the discord.
The pin shadow literally said, go!
Just go, go pick, go!
No, no, stay there, sit your ass down.
Just, just go on, just go on.
Just go on.
Yeah, I'm about to call someone, uh, you.
You wanna sit there?
I'mma have you come to us.
No, I don't need it.
Someone's gotta grab a wheelchair.
No, fuck the wheelchair.
You better call.
Oh shit.
Oh shit!
Fake injury.
Fake injury.
He stood up on one leg and retards.
Yeah, really?
You're the one with the feet injury.
Hmph.
That's a bad idea, Lace.
First hop of the day, I'm gonna fucking twerk it down.
Hey, grab his real shirt, so he won't be busy.
I'm gonna put the phone in the corner.
Come on, bro.
Get up.
Get up, bro.
One.
Go, Lace.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Up! Up!
And up!
Up! Up!
Up!
And up!
Up!
Up!
Up!
And up!
Up!
Up!
Up!
Oh shit.
One hop.
One hop now.
One hop now.
One hop now.
Now walk with it.
Yeah, walk with it.
No.
You can get it real.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
What am I going to see?
Hey, hey, what am I going to say?
I need a gaming chair.
Oh.
Oh, wait, there's more of a gaming chair out here.
Great call.
You really want me to go get this fucking wheelchair, bro?
You're, imagine, they see, imagine all the disabled people in your chat right now that want to see you win.
Here.
All the-
Chang, you don't care.
Ah, let me go get it.
Come on, get me a new wheelchair!
Would you prefer the wheelchair or the wheelchair?
I'm here.
Why do you need a raster or a longer person?
Well, I'm on to you, I'm going to call an accident dot.
Oh, that's one of those things.
I'm going to show you the wheelchair, it moves up the chair away from me.
Hey, wait, listen, let's talk.
Yeah, you don't play games at all.
Yeah, you don't play games at all.
That's when you want to sit at all, bring it up.
You heard?
I'm inviting you to play games.
You don't play games?
Yes.
Oh, God.
I don't need to make some calls.
Jerome, come back and come here and get Bobby.
Sit over here.
Let me see if I can get a jet.
Murder, picture!
Fucking black ass down!
this is no black pussy fuck you doing burglar
aww so cute. Hey!
welcome you invited to game night yeah bro
what are we playing? we're going to do drunk macho chameleon
come down bro. silk?
It's not going live, bro.
Oh, spark up.
No, man.
Look at side center.
Hey, side, show us something.
Okay.
Come to the other side.
Hold on.
Breathe!
You have a nose to breathe.
Do this thing where you're going.
Get bastard up.
We're good.
I forgot.
Burger.
Look, bruh, he's just chilling.
No, no, bruh, bruh.
You like your house?
No, bruh.
Hey, bruh, do you like your house?
What?
No, bruh.
Hey, bruh, bruh.
Before I play games, are you good?
Burger, you good?
Good?
Oh, shoot, where do you want to swim?
Oh, shoot, I'm gonna fuck you.
Oh, shoot.
Oh, shit.
Oh.
Hey, butter, fuck you.
All right.
Well, you know the rules, bro.
You know?
Fucking shit.
You know the rules, bro.
Holy gold chest.
Gold chest.
It sounds like a juice.
It sounds like a large armed pepper.
Which one's better?
The strawberry or the lemonade?
Strawberry's really better.
Say it on God.
in the car.
G.C. tell him to meet me one second.
Usually, slam it.
Slam it.
Slam is insane.
Slam it.
Three, two, one.
I'll be good to you.
Go, go.
Drake, Drake, Drake, Drake, Drake, Drake, Drake, Drake,
Drake, Drake, Drake, Drake, Drake.
Pause.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
I'm gonna get black bars in my face if you do this.
Oh god, oh god.
Hey, hey.
Hey now.
Hey now.
Are you fat folding?
I finished it though.
Holy fuck, that carbonation isโฆ
Fucking me.
What?
It's fucking me.
That carbonation.
But what was that?
It's fucking me.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Hey hey hey junko hey hey hey hey don tow.
What's up Ron?
Hey hey hey hi bo?
Ron you been doing a little bit of boozing?
Brother if we're not drinking we're ...
My fridge, you shut my fridge?
Oh yeah.
Thank you, daddy.
Of course, I'm out of here.
Yeah, you're trying to do, and this is up to your chat,
bro, but I don't want to invade, obviously,
you guys are doing stuff.
But who's trying to do a drunk Mecca Chameleon lobby, eh?
Oh, we're down, we're down, bro.
Yo, Ron, how about we all five get drunk
and play Peterbot in a five you wanted at four nights?
Have we been in them?
I can't beat Peterbot sober, so it doesn't matter to me.
All right.
I'm out of here.
Don't mind if I have friends or no.
Yep.
Dothez, yeah, you can.
Dothez, you can't see me, but it's
Deodd Sanders putting his hand on Travis Hunter's shoulder.
But real talk, who's better?
Bro, I should not drink then, man.
Like, I'm getting peer pressure, dude.
I just want to drink the water.
Jitty, jitty, jitty.
Just fucking empty out a white cloth filled with water,
and then just act drunk.
Oh my god, you're right.
Like, large, large, large score.
Yeah, you really get up our
Jinxie to our yo, I just died to a C4
I got a question for you and on Jess. Yep. Um, wait, you see you're drinking right?
Cuz I'm seeing a clip that says that you're gonna empty out a bottle and you're gonna put water in it, bro
Hold up, hold up, I'm out of clutch.
Bro, if you clutch this, I'll slam this drink.
You're washed, bro.
We need stomping.
Exclamation mark stomping.
The mod's out of command.
He's my daddy.
Holy shit, what happened to this guy?
Yay! Flanks the staircase.
AHHHH!
Why are you flanking the staircase, you little blot?
Not this. How'd you die, Mio?
What happened?
Bro, bro, bro, bro.
I tried shooting down a door and the guy's waiting behind it
Wait chatting drunk or no drunk. I don't know broad. I don't want to drink. Yo, bro. Listen, man
I don't want to drink right you told me I became a drunk monster when I'm drunk bro
So I'm done drinking my life. Yeah, but bro
The thing is at the end of the day man, as long as you're happy who cares what other people think bro Jinxy you're your own entity
It's 4th of July, bro. Just don't over drink, you know cap yourself, bro
Like if you're feeling a little tipsy, just stop. Don't do it. You know what I'm saying?
If you feel good, but no, but I'm gonna like do the thing is I'm getting a six pack this year
I'm locking in my god, right? You laugh. You might as well make a tweet to tell everyone to like your tweet, bro
I'm not doing that. I'm getting a six pack and I don't care what nobody says
How do you play on getting a six pack when you sit at home play video games shut out eating everything that comes in your fucking way?
Like you're curvy, bro, and then you drink you you just eat drink you just eat drink game, bro
And you good
I I have not goon in literally three months. Okay. Listen, bro
That's two months. Okay. Listen. No, bro. I'm locked in. I'm fully locked in bro
I'm getting a six pack. I'm not gonna tweet it out and then like you and Lacey, bro
I'm not gonna tweet it out act like I'm gonna give away money, and then not give away money
Okay, I'm getting a suspect and I'm not gonna lie. I'm making a tweet. I'm making a treat. I'm gonna fuck. Hello, Lacey
You're making a tweet. Yep, Lacey. What's up, bro?
How you doing, bro? Yo, you guys want a 4v1 me and Siege?
Well, we will shit on you
Alright
Yo, we can do a little bit of a wager dude. Like I think I win this I'm not even kidding
Wait, who is it me Ron who it would be you run Dante's and lays yo Muto, what do you want bro? Oh
Brother
You know what the crazy part is bro, haters are my biggest motivators at the table with
dinner with success and let me tell you bro, it's not happening.
Yo, uh, uh, Lace, what is your peak rank in R6 bro?
Uh, Diamond, during Operation Health and Operation Chimera.
Fuck.
Chad, I think I still won before this.
Lace, are you unranked?
I'm bad now.
I just got ranked in Silver on PC, but I haven't really grinded, I just played my placement.
I'm an undefeated champion against Senna.
I beat her 7-0.
Double W in the test.
Dude, y'all want to rock a quick 1v4 before we rip Mecca?
Or so you could just lose?
Yeah, I don't understand.
You want us to, just what I was saying,
it's going to take us longer to load up Rainbow Six Siege
than it is to fucking you and Playus, bro.
But sure, we could get it on right.
Yo, put it up now.
Put it up now.
Bro, I'll do a little wager, man.
I'm pretty confident myself.
Wait, you'll wager?
Yeah, bro, I'll wager.
We'll go up to like five, we won't even be long.
I will wait, just kidding.
I butt down somewhere, I'm getting a call
from someone who used to work at Faze.
Oh God, how am I gonna answer it, fuck it.
What's up, Adam, I'm working right now, what's up, buddy?
Oh, thank God, this is gay, who is this guy?
What's up?
Oh, fuck him, wait.
Oh, is that you, what?
How you doing?
I'm fine, this is my guy, this is my guy, Thomas.
Hey, Thomas, happy 4th of July, man.
This is my guy, man, this is my guy, man,
and this is my guy, man, and this is my guy, man.
Where are they going?
Yeah, I'm working right now.
Brother, I was just thinking about you.
I'm in the, I'm on a boat right now.
And I just want to say hi because dude,
I was thinking about our times when we were in Germany,
fucking racing Porsches.
And I'm like, this guy right here, this motherfucking guy.
Hey.
And I haven't seen you in so long.
Hey.
And I haven't seen you in so long,
and I just needed to give you a happy Fourth of July.
Yeah, bro.
And tell you I'm proud as fuck about what you're doing.
Thank you, bro.
And that's it.
Hey, I miss you, Adam.
We have been good, Sam.
Let's get a day.
Let's get dinner when you're back, yeah?
Let's do it.
Did I really interrupt your stream,
and are you really streaming?
Yeah, but they're happy.
They're saying W, man.
They're saying you're a good, you're like an uncle to me
right now.
Hey, Parker!
Get your fucking ass off the fucking deck!
Sorry, he's my cat.
Do they even know who I am?
Uh, no, you were part of the good side, so it's okay.
Do they think I'm living? I'm a monk.
No.
But whatever. Hey dude.
Hey, I'll talk to you, uh, whenever you're sober.
What is that?
I am not sober.
Alright, alright, alright, man.
Alright.
Bye.
Bye.
Adam was a good dude.
He worked out like when I first went jet.
Alright, I'm back.
I think he's getting an icon skin, bro. I think he just confirmed it. What did he say?
He said that all of a sudden you guys been grinding for that a lot now. He's saying that he's getting a six pack for some reason
He gets a icon skin before stable rinoto, bro
I'm gonna rush his house with a foot on stream with a fucking bazooka bro. I'm gonna blow up his fucking house
I'm literally gonna go live and my go live notification is going to be exploding
I'm putting JC's house and I'm gonna have a fucking rocket launcher attached to my arm, bro.
Bro, or, oh my god, that's a good aim.
Or maybe, just maybe, Fortnite's a good game and I like playing good games, bro.
Bro, come on, man.
Like, the pro-am, you already got your good pro, bro.
You're gonna win.
Don't worry.
Yo, uh, who's your pro for the pro-am, bro?
Uh, they gave me clicks.
I'm just kidding.
Yeah, I don't think it's announced yet.
All right, we know it's Glitz, bro.
Yo, Lacey, that's not a fair team.
Yo, Chad, if I lag, I'll switch it.
I'm updating my game.
Keck walk.
But Mickey, if you win.
OK, so let's say it was hypothetically me and Glitz.
How is that not fair?
Leak, leak, leak!
Leak, check where it is!
Check where it is!
I'm standing here in these.
I'm standing if it was.
Yeah, OK.
How's that fair?
It's a pro, bro, that's like them putting me
with folk in like any pro, bro.
It's like a pro to pro.
Like I shouldn't even go off.
Exactly, like who do you want me to play with then?
You see, there's not a single pro
I could play with that would be fair.
I got somebody.
Who?
Who?
Mr. Peaky.
That's not a pro.
It's a pro, yo, but it's you're the pro, bro.
You literally have to be the pro.
If you have earnings on Fortnite, you're a professional.
Why?
Because you've earned money on Fortnite.
Baxter Cap.
Cap.
I'm not like so you're gonna know I know some people that got earnings up for tonight that
Definitely are not pros, bro
Look dude all I'm saying is bro. I mean don't ask you agree with me, right?
And aren't you playing the best player guys? I'm a pro player. What are you talking about like yo?
It is disrespect that I'm not a pro player. I could
Undoubtedly get on fortnight any day of the week and here we go either win a game when it went a tournament
I could I could win games, bro. You've seen me get a so run if you're a pro get an amateur teammate period
Bro get an amateur teammate like hell
Here's the cold hard facts, bro
And Ron it's time to wake up and smell the coffee, bro
You were a pro if we get a program with me and you we would get dead last bro. Everybody
Yeah, you do me a favor. Can you just look at the camera hurt?
Hey guys
Yo, Jason. What up, buttercup happy fourth happy for the JC
Do you have the Rambo 6-Siege?
No, don't y'all normally do like a party or something?
Yeah, we moved the whole game.
We're-
Cuz we're-
Cuz we're growing up, bro.
Fuck this party shit.
Let's get drunk with the guys, turn our camera on Discord,
play a little matcha-chameleon.
Fuck it.
Bro, life's good, bro.
Life's fucking good.
Grab on Siege.
Couldn't be any better, guys.
Couldn't be any better.
Real.
Yo, what's up, Siege?
Oh, yeah.
So, as Rambo 6-Siege is for 30 minutes.
Is Rambo 6-Siege anti-fun?
Like why did I just take four minutes to load up the game for it to say I need to restart like
It's just anti funding because they don't fund the game
Bro, you're close though. JC. JC. Oh, yeah, JC. When is rainbow seven? Hey chat. Hey cheers. I love you boys, man
I'm dead. I serious. I love you guys so much, man. I'm glad I stream today. Shit got canceled, but I'm glad I'm here, bro
Rainbow seven is great. Well, is it is there ones before this one or no?
All of the games have a second changed
Oh, so you getting on or you want to let us know?
Yeah, my sister laser even yeah for me bro. What do you well? I'm gonna make room for you, bro
I got a leave like what?
You're Jason the fucking holy W
No, bro, we got room y'all we got room y'all
Wait, so what what what are we doing customs?
So we're gonna jinx you wants to bet how much money that he can feed us his burger ass now it's different
And it's a 1v5. I don't know about a woman. I will give you a kill lead bro. Is that what you want?
who vamo vamo yeah 1v5 kill lead your I'm just letting you know right now it
is physically impossible to 1v5 us I'm not kidding like you guys are like four
coppers and ladies chat I'm not even kidding is there even a chance I'm not
that's not a chance this is not dead ass don't have a fucking chance you should
give me like one more alright take high-fives bro all right let me get
Oh brother. Oh brother. Oh no. I don't know. I don't know. He almost lost the 2B2. Yeah, you almost lost the 2B2 me and Jason. You think you're going to beat me and like. Yeah, and you guys have a 6 round lead and I fucking beat you.
I don't all right. How about this we'll do this in season then after we'll do all of you guys versus me and Ron for that
I think we just lose that I'm gonna be honest for tonight skill gap from
See skill gap is way different. It's not about the skill gap, bro. It's about seeds. You can just get a headshot
I'll be honest with you, bro like this
Whoa, whoa, whoa, what?
I'm done drinking this Mike's shit with the combination of a shot
the combination of red. I'm stuck right now y'all I'm gonna be honest I'm stuck.
I wanna be honest with you bro.
I guess do you see the awareness?
Yeah, should I open up a Yeager black ice? Should I open that up?
Ron, I have a bottle of vodka if you want it.
No, no I can't bro. I'm gonna open up a Yeager black ice. Give me a second.
Yo what I think we should do is we should maybe cam up, get a couple of drinks bro.
Oh my god.
I'm fucking I'm down.
Oh, I can get it to me for the 2v5.
Who?
So laser the camera.
Did you just say spoit?
Now we got a wager.
Two of us.
Five of us.
What?
Now we got a wager.
Okay.
What if we give y'all a round lead?
I don't think we win
We don't win with with with spoi
It's like fucking
God in your siege, of course
True or spoi is like 10 of you Jinxie
Yeah, Loki me and spoi it is too unbalanced my shadow saying that you lost to Plats. Is that true?
We have not lost a singular game today, bro
This is the problem with propaganda, bro. Like, no, we're I'm fucking wiping the floor with these guys
Yeah, what is my skill level in season? You say rank wise?
What's your level? What's your level?
Five so unranked zero one. No, no, no, like on a skill level. I feel like I'm at least a plat
No, literally. No, you haven't even got level 50. You're not even copper. You're actually would
level is not equal to skill you don't even know like what you're on good at video games
China's points down there not down bro that's a fair game there's five of y'all lock in by the two
with two with one problem one like wash see he almost said two problems out of almost there
Yo, you're like you're like a you're like a
Wash want to be throw
Bro, Jinxie. I'll be honest with you and I don't want to speak for your chat
Like I'm not trying to farm retweets or nothing like that
But bro, I don't think you were ever like a pro at siege. I'm gonna be honest with you
All right
Dottes, did you get it's poppy bro? This game is fucking retarded. Yep. Welcome. Yo run. Let me say this bro
so I
I was my beer bro
Wait, what's wrong my game chat, what do you mean fix it?
I'm gonna kill the old mother real quick what
You didn't get a text yet run wait what you got a text oh
Oh
Bro wait Kai said text me who got accepted wait it has any good text bro. What the fuck
Leak check Twitter, bro. God. That's are you having fun on Siege?
No, this last game was decent, but why is this one so miserable? It's the same matter
I don't understand how you could have the name Ron's cum sock and give me it's just spawn peaks, bro
It's gonna be just that you're just spawning you dude. Not this have you been doing what I said
15 seconds, I'll never get spot you again. Yeah, no, I'm gonna suck though. Literally grip your tip
I'm not kidding. No, you don't need spot for 15 seconds. You don't get spot me
Wait, so they are y'all in a game right now. Yeah, how much longer? It's four four four four. Okay, unless they clutch this it might
Oh, it might be over now. Let me see the clutch
Bro Kai just texted my phone bro. You're right Jason. We say
We're in no he said ladies is good to be a part, but I don't want you
You're playing ways.
Wait, are y'all going to be professors
at Streamer University?
Question to ask JC.
Yo, JC, question.
Yo, talk to me, bro.
Do you think I'm better at Fortnite than you are at R6?
It's really our JC.
Absolutely, he's fucking not.
No.
Are you on drugs?
Brother, JC was never a drug.
He's not really that good at paint.
He was a general.
He's just a fucking content creator.
That's all he is bro. You're just a content creator. You have to accept that bro. You know what you are?
Like I'm not even trying to be disrespectful.
He's that piece of a rainbow and in every other game he's just dog shit at.
Kind of. Okay.
Well, guess who has two thumbs and just hit Diamond and Rocket League today?
Oh nice bro. How long could that take?
Like eight months? Seven months?
Bro, Lazy's Diamond.
Like, look bro, let me say this man. I'm just gonna say facts and chat. You guys can stop me when I lie.
chat are all the people that I used to play with and against in those console
tournaments in pro league right now yes or no yes they are well half of them
are pros bro literally we were in fucking pro league man you'll do this
look at that guy's left leg by the way look at his left leg
Dylan bro can you mock my friend Jason or where is your back there bro the lighting in here doesn't
why are y'all saying stop what no they're all pros bro like all of them
Oh my god, I'm covering my ass.
This is not happening, Ross, this is not happening, sir.
Look, bro, guys, if you guys don't want to get the work,
I understand we're playing back.
We can play a game more if you're guys just speed.
Bro, we are on the game.
Bro, I'm dead serious.
Thing is, Rainbow should be born
because we would just molly walk you one.
So then let me get a teammate, bro.
Let me get one guy, and then it's fun.
Who, bro?
Who can you get to make a fair check?
Give us a person.
Who can you get to make a fair check?
This guy named William.
This guy named William.
Oh, is he a fucking pro?
No, no, this is William. Who's William? We want Charlie Warley. Who the fuck is William?
William lost that. I want Charlie. You can play with Cina.
Who the fuck is Mr. Beaky?
All right, first off watch that shit. Second, bro.
The goat, bro. What do you mean? Who's the goat? What do you mean?
I want to see it. I want to see it. I want to see it. He's the goat, bro. What?
Okay, let's wait. Go fuck yourself.
Yo, bro, wait, he's not for tonight
Bro, Mr. Peaky plays every game bro. Wait someone like Twitter comes to that you're you earn
$3,000 from Rocket League or not Rocket League rainbow that rainbow that was your earnings was 3k
Literally so not true. I mean that's just pulling numbers out of thin air
Literally so not true. I earned thousands on that game. Yeah
No, no, no, that's not true not true
Bro look bro if I won't be five y'all I need to get a round lead dude. Let's keep it fair
We'll give you all rounds. I'm not gonna lie. I don't think we'll lose a single round
That's no
Give him like a eight eight kill lead. Yeah, I think you're a lot better. I think you're a lot worse than you think you are
You're I'm a lot worse than what like you think you are than you actually are
Yeah
You think you're stopping
Fucking discord call it. I thought this was like a chill like for the July. I'm just getting berated, bro
We're about to verse each other bro. B. R. B. A. R. R. A. D. E. E.
Bradaddy
Rated oh
Jinxia has
Essentially zero dollars an official competitive tournament earnings in the professional player because he's a fraud rather than a eSports athlete
Yeah, because what we did was console tournaments. They weren't pro tournaments
But okay for those guys are in so we put console tournaments went back just be honest with us ready yellow do with hands up
Whatever you want to say I used to see your stream because I was a fat depressed loser, right?
I wasn't streaming I would watch your streams and it would say a hundred thousand dollar console tournament. How much money were there? I
Mean do you want me to be honest? Yeah
Yeah, like because I thought because I used to watch you and I thought they were hard for 100k the roller Saturdays
I literally thought that how much
Wait hold up
My I was sitting here my chance a hundred dollars
I was sweating out watching you play for a hundred dollars bro
Wait, they were a hundred dollars!
They were a hundred dollars!
They were a hundred dollars!
Dude!
That's, that's hunger!
They're waiters saying at most it's fifty dollars a person!
That's, I mean, he was trying to a little kid, he can't even hate you.
Yo, guys, no.
First off, let me say, I didn't start that whole trend of the fake titles,
but let me say this, the tournaments were not a hundred bucks for the winners, bro.
How much were they? How much?
It was like it depended on how many entries just say what was the basic what was the basic I'm matching
I was like come on toss I don't really remember bro. It was something. It was like a figure
I don't know so you don't remember but you played a thousand of them
It was a lot bro a lot of money now listen bro
Just lost upon the lobby how the fuck do you think you're gonna win them for one be fine. What a fuck is jitty
Because those guys were good, bro. You guys are not you guys are copper paint a pimple patch
All right, Ron. How do I invite you bro? It's not letting me invite you man. Are you peering on bro? You said you
Well, yeah, you guys want to cam up yeah, I'm down don't guys want to throw on your camera
Yeah, yeah. Give me a second.
Oh, about four mics.
This cord.
I got a time. I got a time.
What's it called?
Guys, turn on your cameras in the chat
so you guys can feel like you're a part of this.
I need a beer, bro.
Play some siege with the guys.
I don't think you guys should drink, man.
I think we should all get six packs, bro.
I think we're done.
Let's see if he's drinking in 20-26.
I want to have fun with life, bro.
I already have a six-pack
What actually happens here guys this fourth party because I remember yesterday you were trying to like actually set it up
I just don't want to talk about it
Just stay things happen, bro. I mean it at the end of the day, bro
Me and don't that's good and make it bro, so they had to call that shit off
Yeah, that's as could not make it bro. Yo guys listen, man. I get a camera of her
Yeah, why is he trying to like you see what this guy's trying to do right now?
So I'm just gonna be my you guys have good camera quality, bro. My camera quality is child
I
Don't know this camera by the way. Don says holy testosterone mahogam run right now
Yeah, I kind of look alike a little bit. No, I'm not
You're literally Joe just injecting estrogen into his ass, bro
Understand that yes currently right now. Yes, but I'm gonna have a six pack in one month, bro
That's not why I'm doing a six pack challenge
Let's all make a tweet. Let's all make a tweet right now. So we're all liable for a six pack, bro
I don't want a six pack row. What do you know? Oh?
Dottas for more purposes, bro. Lacey and Rob. He's drinking Mike's heart lemonade as he says that
Lacey and Rob do this every month, and they just scammed their Twitter followers now listen, bro
I would have a six pack, but I have an injury. Yep. Here's my current physique and you guys let me know what you think, bro
This is day one of the lock-in. All right. We see my body. Oh
Bad at all, but wait, can you flex your pecs or no, wait, do you have gino or whatever it's called? We are nipples
It's just too big
Wait, you know me probably not bad. I'm a slight man tense, bro
No, it's not even bad though.
You have a man.
Since you have a guy.
No, yeah.
I think it's I think it's guy.
No, everybody got no to it.
Actually, it's what we both have it.
It's OK.
What the what can you say?
Pinch your nipples a little bit.
Pinch your nipples.
Do you actually have guy?
No, it's OK.
If you do, pinch your nipples a little bit.
Oh, yeah.
You do it.
Oh, yeah.
It's OK.
It's OK.
I know.
Right.
You could get, you could just I think you just max out
your protein right.
Can't that go away?
Yeah, bro.
Bro, basically in 30 days, I'm going
I have a six pack bro, and if not like just unfollow me chat like block me
Jinx you make a jinx you make a tweet make a tweet. I'm telling you I'm not making a tweet
You see hold yourself accountable, bro. No, I don't know the issue with y'all is you guys make a tweet, bro
Just lock in okay, but if I okay, so if I if I had a
On-stream no one would care unless there was a tweet to like it symbols that bro
Lam's being honest
Like you have to hold yourself accountable, bro. Didn't you just do a 7-eleven mukbang?
Why is my chat saying you did a 7-eleven mukbang?
And off the end this I did give him the idea though
That's literally
No, it's not
Okay, first of all chicken wings
Okay, they're not bad. Yeah, I agree. Watermelon Spirits are good. They have a whole candy section. They have a whole chip section.
How does he know?
Onions. You get the spicy menu.
It's a 7-11 menu.
Also, if you're going for actual hot food and you're really hungry, piece of pizza is not that bad in 7-11.
They also have the tostito rolls, like the little tequitos.
Yo, Jixi, ask Lacy to close his eyes. He named every menu on the McDonald's menu. He can do it.
No, don't do McDonald's.
I'm good serious.
Do a new one.
Do a new one.
He named every single...
He named every single...
Talk about talk about do talk about talk about Lays by the way, holy jawline. Thank you, bro. Thank you, bro
I said Lays. I did not say you
Now you're yeah, he's gotta
Trying to get it at it. He's gotta add it on your head bro
You did I got an editor on your head
Yo, you realize like we're going to a World Cup game in a week like that's gonna be IRL
Bro, you don't want to fall into the same trap Marvin fell into bro
Like you need to lock in because I don't look good on this camera buddy. That's fine
It's much of this great
Can we leave logging in like
We don't need to be doing no modding contest anymore
I'm tired of you put black bars over other people's face
That's what I'm saying like we get it you got hunter right now. Everybody's got out of black bar on their face
Okay, bro
Listen, what what game will we happen on y'all like what game we're getting on see I'm gonna draw
Bro, we got it. Oh wait
Did you say you didn't you before you get on a match of charming and didn't you literally said that you could 1v5 us?
And I want money bro. I'm not gonna lie. That's not on yeah
I could 1v5, but I need a round lead. Okay, how much of a round leave one round?
I
Was to be fair I said 1v4 and then Jason join and Jason's not even bad
What the fuck I mean bro? I was that okay?
Let me keep it a buck. Let me get one teammate. All right who?
Do we to call them right now?
Better than him. Yeah, I know
A normal-ass teammate, bro. It's not gonna be a pro. It's not it's not gonna be split
I got you bro fries about you sure fries. Yeah, I swear to God. It won't be split
Well, if you call up, you just have it right now like
Yo stop it, what's up?
Stop it. Do you want to maybe do a 2v5 here?
Yo, it's just my duo
He's good off that all right stop it a happy 4th bro take care of yourself kid
He's like Canadian, isn't he was he sweet? No stop it from Texas, bro. What do you mean Canadian? All right stop it?
I'm gonna catch you bro
Yeah, you can play you can play Monday Mike. Oh
Monday Mike
So me and my dad to be fine, bro. Yeah, that's a teammate
That's more you tell pretty fair to look good give you okay
Yeah, you know what bro like y'all win. I'm not gonna 1v5 you guys, okay?
Like okay, but we just have our cash apps. Yeah, I was a wager. Yeah, what do you mean? You're dodging tonight?
You're dodging we get to the party bro. I don't know. Okay, so if we wager bro. I need like one teammate
Let me get one teammate, bro
Wait, how about me and Dante's 2v4 y'all?
Okay, I'm not gonna down
I think we win that I think we win that
Dude I hit an ace today at level five wait chat wait chat who wins that I
Mean we won actually win that I'm not I think we wouldn't know I actually I mean we get to I could to be five
I could get high boss if Dante's not on heck room then how how good is Dante's like on God's girlfriend son
Is he like that good?
Like I'd say like max copper three. Okay, so you're like same level as
Copper three is a stretch, bro. He's new to he's like level 10, bro. He's level 10
All right, let's play let's do it how much money how much money you want on this? Let's put some gifts and subs on this or for the joy
Okay, let me think here to be for
God even to be chewing you and Jason was tough, but y'all did have a big lead
Hmm guys you want us to ladies in the head for gifted
each down to do a thousand gift dude yo this seems like a bad wager
it seems bad I feel like I'm getting a window here
Chad do we win that or not I'm not kidding you want to
you would rather wait how about y'all are annoying bro what what what
they're spamming the same shit they're spamming much I don't know no I'm not
just mob blaze and they're just playing the calica sideways fuck the jerky
What?
Well, this is doing 2v4, man.
I'm free mobs.
I'm low-key free mobs.
2v4?
How much, though?
How much?
How much?
Oh, brother.
Yo, I don't know about how this is fair, bro.
I don't know if this is fair.
This is your idea.
Oh, hi-fives join.
That's weird.
Yo!
Um, wait, why don't me and hi-fives just 2v5 y'all?
That's fair.
Bro, hi-fives is champ.
How's that fair?
It's gotta be you and I.
You can't be you and I sweaty.
Yeah, bro.
It's gotta be you and Dante's.
You already made up the rules, bro.
But the thing is no Jason's not even bad. Thanks. You think you think you lose a to be fought to be for yeah
You're a new you're a new bro. Look think about it like this. He's a new he's a new
To be forwarded can't be on organ. You can't be on what?
Y'all just get in the corner. They hold the door. It's stupid. Okay, so you're scared so you're scared got it LLL chat
Oh, he's scared. I'll put any amount into this bro. Come on to before let's do a great to be for
Oregon you could walk anywhere you can pick any set it doesn't have to just be kids
Okay, deal. Oh do my brother's fighting up fireworks
By the way, Jason Ron ladies I have a firework coming in
Yo, Ron invite them invite them about you too. I put my respect
I put my username in the discord group chat anybody want to shoot me a friend request see I got you added, bro
I got you any give me an in-flight. I'll go back. I just don't think you do I launch through Ubisoft not steam
Don't ever talk to the king like that
Check what is wrong my game check me guys. I have an interesting idea, bro emo to describe what I look like. I'm like what
Me and spoilage 2v5 y'all. No
Oh, y'all risk nothing y'all for all we can literally one this
I mean spoyship, bro. All this me how shit, bro. Like come on, bro
Like come on me. How let's just fucking play the game put some money on the line. Jesus you verse five four
I'm you and that's what I'm saying. I'm just four unranked players brother. That's fair
Well, you think well, bro
If you had diverse middle school late, okay, ladies hit diamond, let's watch unranked player, bro
Watch that shit. Okay. I'm not gonna lie to say you're new and just say you're scared and just say Simon carried you
We don't have to do this bro. That's just do it. Hey, bro. You're literally the one who said you guys made and it's gonna work
This is gonna silver. I'm dead ass
Yeah, well, I'll be honest with you
I get it if you want to dub this not put some gifted on the line
You're scared of your reputation bro because your chat's gonna say you're bad at the game, bro
Like we're not like we don't have to do this, bro
You know I'm saying don't feel pressure to like yeah, like bro like no one's gonna be mad in the chat
You know fan or we could do a little double with sport, maybe but just like give us a kill lead, you know
Yo, bro, I'm a good player at this game
There's four of you fuckers like and your guys are all mouse and good. Yeah to be two before oh my god, bro
Well, it'll be fair. I hit diamond on controller on keyboard now. No, it's kind of
it look bro I don't know if I guess I invited you you on his open jinks he
stream he's literally cheating in adjusting settings right now I'm making
the game I'm making so Jinx he's cheating floppers have a mother cover
for the Julyo ball right whoo rare rare as a rare one that was a rare one
Jesus Christ, man.
All right, Bobz, that's ready for this, bro.
Yeah, wait, can you tell me the invite again?
It, like, disappeared.
Wait, invite me again.
I'm going to have to wait for her.
There, 1,000 gifted.
Word, a couple seconds.
OK, 1,000 gifted, and Jinxie, all you can use is a knife.
Let's go.
Yo, 1,000 gifted is, like, a lot, bro.
That's a lot.
Let's do, like, 100 gifted.
Loser has to eat a bottle of lettuce, bro.
Why do we have to do money all the time?
Wait, didn't you guys scam me and Joe?
No.
Why haven't you guys eaten your punishment yet, bro?
What is that happening?
I already ate the ball of those.
Me and Joe agreed on it.
We don't have to do it.
What the fuck?
All right, Lacey's in here.
Yo, where's Jason?
Got the 12 teams.
12 teams.
Who the fuck is he?
Wait, we're playing with Elon Musk?
Waiting on my end light.
Yo, guys, Spoyt said, okay, Spoyt will play,
and he'll only use a knife.
Okay, we get something you only use the pistol
Only use a knife come on you guys are bitch made
Okay, I said I would one before you guys not one be five and me and Ross it will two be four to be five whatever
What's a little extra headshot in the rounds bro me and spoi spoi kid only knife?
How does that sound okay? You want to do deal? Yeah, like bro. Let's just just say that you don't want to have
Dante's on your team. You're just an elf friend, right?
Jinxie sit with your chest. Yeah, you say shit out there. Yeah, bro. Don't want me just just no bro. You're great, bro
Don't shake it man. I'm your teammate. How about that? Tell him you used him for League bro. Just be a dick. Yeah, bro
Bro, God bless you, a great teammate.
Wow, let's hide, let's suit this man, get in here y'all.
Well, JC.
All right, how much for this, a hundred bifted?
Wait, let me run.
Okay, so I make the cut.
Hold on, hold on, Daddy.
Let's go!
All right, it says cancel.
You haven't even run it down.
I haven't run Clubhouse.
You haven't even run it down.
Ah, because it's not on Oregon, bro.
Oh yeah.
Fuck Oregon.
I thought we were playing Oregon.
Bro, y'all only know one map.
Wait, how are we playing?
You're just staying at the door.
Now we're playing a new map?
That we've never played before like nice bro bro you guys are such fucking cry babies
Oh, let's go Oregon ironic, bro. This is your game
You know what? No, we can do we can do clubhouse brothers
I mean I guess because all Oregon is is you guys just sit behind the bunk bed and stare at trophy door
It's cringe. I know well you can tell that GC scared if he's trying to backpedal low-key
I feel bad for the guy man. He stompens not with him. He feels like a lost puppy. Yo, band that guy bro
Come on somebody type that somebody type that somebody actually type that okay sure
Let's go
Octobajelloo that's lace
Mods run that predict
Nah, y'all go on a different call, cause y'all are two teammates, yeah?
There's...
There's...
Wait, the latest Switch teams? Cheers, remember?
Oh, yes.
Little TJ just got slapped by Jack, though.
Oh, look, he saw that.
Stay on...
Stay on God.
On God.
Dude.
I need a clip right now.
Little TJ!
Wait, some of the...
I just put it in the chat.
Little TJ!
I'm not gonna watch this anymore.
What is that?
Say on God, TJ got slapped.
hold on let me scroll to it
the fuck is this picture
yo but
come on come on
what are you doing
come on come on
come on
oh my god this is bad
this is bad
what happened to tj bro
i'm gonna ask
what the fuck
I can shut off my time man
no just help me i feel like i'm junko
I
Obsession made 379 million dollars
She's the we's my mods give me the clip cuz ladies just linked me it looks like are you ready to run?
Ladies what the fuck is this man?
Are you guys ready? I'm ready when you are
Dante's lock-in baby. We got this. Yeah, we're supposed to do a separate call though
what was right there yes figure goes to see
constant all right I'm trying to stream
off I'm talking my shit
yo Dave I don't want to clip on I don't
I don't I'm not broke we're good we're
good we're good we're good we're good
Hey guys, I'm on you. I'm on you. You're banding your banding. You're banding your banding your banding
band banding Domino's little cute. Don't don't don't guppy wait. Oh my god. Okay. Oh my god. Okay. This is back
It's me ladies do not claim little TJ anymore
Lock in lock in lock in lock in everybody lock in
Okay, okay, okay, okay, let's go let's fucking go
Play trap character everyone's play trap character. Wait, do they have a kill leader? No, no lead bro
No lead, but this is for a hundred give it and I'm not trying to get the
This is free focus is so free chat after this will play some matcha, okay, there's so we lose this
Diamonds they get on all over my body
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
You want to go to the channel points?
Vote on us, vote on us!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Can I tell you a little bit?
There's a channel points!
Vote on us, vote on us!
Look, TJ is still hitchhiking.
Here, here, here, here...
Alright, who's gonna sell this, be honest?
Bulljunker.
Wait...
These work
Jack stop disrespecting me say one second, please. I'm just a baby, bro
I'm low-key like I'm gonna play up
They're bad at the game
Let's listen. Oh, yeah, I know. Chad is audio good or bad. This is fun. Oh my P. Somebody on my P
All right, watch out for right up. We'll just stop make you wear
Guys we're playing for
Take our time. Take our time. We have to both are the roof both are one jump down one jump down
down. Where the fuck? Where is that? That's not a window. Oh, one is on the roof right
above one thing. And one's inside. One's inside, bro. I don't notice map. Where he's outside
the he's outside the hash on the in the bathroom all the way. Or outside the roof. Camber's
gone. I repeat. Oh, we're turning into a campfire story. GG. No, we're gonna wait, wait, someone
I can go through B or no.
It's me and you boot, careful, careful, careful.
Why's my audio so-
That's saying that's cheating.
Chad, is this a bad spot to be or no?
Holy, I'm tunnel vision's quiet, quiet bro.
I have this camera on right.
I'll let you know if I see him on this camera.
The dead is behind me bro.
Don't move, don't move, don't move.
Benz, Benz, Benz, Benz, all me, all me, all me, all me.
I repeat, they have a lion.
Just be careful.
They have a lion.
What?
A lion.
Could be a window.
One's right here.
Careful.
Oh, God.
One of us is in the entrance.
What's up, everyone?
How the fudge?
Nice!
Nice!
Ah, we got this.
We got this.
What's up? How the fudge. Nice. Ah, you got this. No, what? Oh my god, I'm coming to this.
What? Hey, nice. Nice, that rounds on me. That rounds on me.
Oh, I don't know what I should have pushed there. Why swing? Oh, so
No, don't be a cap they're not gonna play cat. No, no, no, they're more of a myra myra get rid of my roads get rid of myra. Yeah
Ron we didn't lie on Ron versus accountability, okay
I'm gonna go yin guys chat. Ace is a good player, right?
Ace is the fire god for sure. Fire. Air. Lightning. I guess I'll play jackal.
Lightning in the thunder. I was lightning in the thunder.
How did jackal go to the house? Come outside, it's on the side.
Hey chat, how's your guys 4th of July, man? Trouble me if you're just sitting in door
We're watching behind a monitor because you have no family.
Anybody in a hamburger or hot dog today?
We need to love you.
Pumpkin!
Pumpkin!
Now, if they dance on our love of my body,
I'm just going to stop by JD and his body.
Hey.
10 seconds.
You know, why is there 10 seconds?
Well, like, I'm not a fan of that.
But some cheese.
The Mickey.
Wait, you guys, are they upstairs?
Yeah, right here, right here, right here.
Cap can, I hear a cap can.
I hear a cap can.
I'm sorry.
Cap can, there's a cap can.
Yeah, cap can.
I repeat, cap can.
This door has four cap cans on it.
If you go into the construction room,
this door has four cap cans on it.
I see it, I did, I see it.
Yo, holy shit.
I am murdered.
Nobody hear you, bro.
I'm back, I'm back, I'm back.
They have a drone.
They have a drone, they have a drone.
They're guys locking.
Look at cheese.
He knows how to place things in 10 seconds, we don't.
Yeah, wait, there's actually some type of little Mickey
going on.
Oh my gosh, did I just get drops for R6?
I'm telling you, I'm telling you.
Breaking bathroom window?
Jack, good play or bad play? Let me know in the comments section below.
Guys, don't just rush, don't just rush, come on.
Copy.
Guys, I'm not kidding. Let's focus. We could do this.
All right, there's literally four capcans on that singular door.
Good ace, Ron! Good ace!
Don't do bangers.
I don't even know
One of my pain one of my pain one stuck in a bathroom on my pink
When you jumped in was he close right or where was it? No, no, he was when I jumped in he's on a doorway to the right like kind of deep
Damn this party of rager
Sit down pussy. Okay. Okay. Wait. I'm drowning right now wait
Where's the last one was me. Oh no, no, no, I'm on drone. He's on ping on my on my forping right now
Swing inside swing inside swing inside inside inside
I'm trying to get this hundred gifted nice and kid nice. Oh, we do from me and ladies. Thank you, bro
endless boot bro like wait
Random kid
Random kid
Wait, is it a hundred gifted each from Dante's and junko?
Nah, pretty sure it's total.
Bum-ba-claw.
But I'm down, I'm down for a little month.
We got a window.
I'm not bad at all.
Oh, Kastin just tweeted.
Can't wait to announce Streamer University stable or not,
keep your stream on I's emoji.
The fuck?
I don't think you can do that.
The W.
25 gifted?
25 gifted for Slash Wolf, I'm down.
Nice, might have been like this.
Alright, I don't know like camera.
Alright, alright, alright.
Listen, there's a lot of comms going on.
Wait, are you sure we want to do gym?
No, let's do uh...
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Are you sure you want to do gym?
Let's do cash, CCTV, it's basement.
Right?
Did someone say gym?
Time's the best, you invite Burger to streamer you over you.
We're not doing gym, we're not doing gym.
Okay, we'll do gym. I'll go to gym.
No, no, no! I'm going out of gym. I'm going out of gym.
Oh, fuck. It's gonna- It's random then.
Oh, God.
Cause we voted. Oh, we're fine.
Oh, we're protected.
Is everyone here scared of the gym? What's going on?
Look, I'm making- I'm making holes here, so they jump in through B, we can see them through the wall.
Got it. I'm setting up a Myra, y'all.
Chat, right window or left window? Tell me right now. Which one?
Wait, what is that?
Dude, I'm sorry.
Okay, they're coming. We're ready.
I'm kinda sad. No party. I cleaned my city and set my decor in my room.
What's up, buddy?
Sorry, buddy.
What's up?
Dude, that is some nerd ass shit.
Fuck you, Meedon.
You set up a- Yeah.
Oh, chill, man.
He just wants to vibe with us.
Is he just a baby?
He's just a baby.
He's just a baby.
He's just a baby.
He's just a baby.
Secure the wall!
He's just a baby.
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
Yeah, you can stand right here.
Look, like this.
Like this.
Yeah you can stand right here look like this hold on it's on my roof when you
run around I'm good it's just it's just a grill it's just a greasy spoon there's
one on the roof I repeat there's one on the roof right here
I think someone's shooting right here. C4. Oh, it's us, are you E?
Yo, I think he's coming out of this. I think there's something green.
I give him the 5, I give him the recipe. I give him the 5. Is that a good C4? I don't know.
Someone's outside here.
I'm in a fog. Whoa, whoa, whoa, someone's firebomb right here outside the doorway.
Outside the doorway ones outside on four careful guys. I'm scared. I don't know
I don't know what position I should be at yeah, what was a good spot
Wait above above above
Lacy those my spot
Lacy watch that behind us. I'm gonna kill this guy don't worry
You're now
You're now watching a master at work
dumb
Hold this angle for you. They're trying to aid me out of here. I
Don't know what's going on. Yeah, what is it to first the seven?
Yes, yes, he's really on the other side of this wall. There's no one here
They're running out of time. They're trying to get a pick. They're trying to get a pick.
We're too smart.
I'm going to kill one instantly, by the way. Don't worry. I'm going to get a pick.
You okay? You okay?
Wait, what?
I have HP in the gym.
He's in the gym.
I'm going to trade. I'm going to trade. I'm going to trade.
He jumped in?
I don't know.
He's in the gym?
He's planting. I hear a plant. I'm trying to get the window plant in the gym.
I hear it.
Jason, you got a swing. Jason, you got a swing.
Bob no, he's in he's in construction one's in construction
Bomb down this is not good
Where literally said he's
Okay, wait, you're actually trying to this guy's on the other fucking team wheels are you fucking kidding me, dude?
I should have known
He's off the code deans to
Me and spitting popcorn we're about to lose
Yo, we actually need to lock in I'm not
No, no yin don't worry you still have yang
Asian. Yeah, it was a joke on it. It was like an Asian drink. No, I get it. No, I get it. I get it.
Dude, I'm so, I'm so proud of you. I'm actually any of these characters, though.
My drawers are still wet, guys.
What the hell is this?
Bro, nobody cares in this chat, bro. It's 4th of July. You think we care about your drawers, bro?
We're trying to win a Rainbow Six Siege game, and then we have Macha Chameleon right after this.
Like, lock in, bro.
But the chat wants to see w's as no l's.
What the fuck is ball1?
I mean, boy ball1?
I can't change my underwear.
No, Lacey, so far the only kill you have in our lobby is Jason, so I need you to lock in.
Not that, he's just sold the last round, come on, let's lock in.
We're going to L, L, C, W, Lace, the chat room.
Not upstairs, not upstairs, I repeat, not upstairs.
So what other spot can they be? Cause I don't know anywhere on this map.
Basement, they could be basement, they're probably basement.
They're probably in the basement.
Oh, good calls, Lacey.
We can go in, we can go through tunnel.
Tunnel?
What?
If you look, if you look, if you look north, we can go, quick.
One's laying right here, one's laying on four pane.
I'll kill him. I'll murder him.
I'll definitely defend basement right now.
Kill that man!
We all meet up?
Can we do a meet and greet or no?
I'm going underground real quick.
This is clear. This is clear. This is clear.
Someone smoke there!
They have a case so they have a case so they're once playing case all in the corner
Right there right there. He's in that corner. He's in that corner. He's literally scum scum scum scum
Barim barim I just have to work as a camera. Can we please get cops barim barim barim?
JC's roaming though. I see JC's outside. I just saw JC on site
They're gonna shoot us through the wall careful careful careful careful. I'm came in for us. I'm campus heard you
Got a crazy camera here one two on the doorway one on the doorway one on the doorway
Joe boot give me one second
What on ladies I'm gonna watch here
No one in the tunnel. I repeat no one tunnel. I know what is right here? Where's the last one though? Where's the other one?
One's right here. Oh good luck. Hey, don't in a they're all there. They're both in a
I'm gonna ring the phone. I'm gonna ring wait what I can't ring the phone
Fuck no, oh shit
In B
That's the hard left behind this wall. He was behind the table
To defend their cans
Listen
Can we get much
Tell Jinxie he can't hang bro. He can't hang with a he went to fuck with a stable. He want to fuck with a stable
I'm using my abilities
Okay, no troll we have to win a game on defense I'm not getting so
Cuz that's what don't has played so my dog is bad. I don't know what jinx he played
she wanna hang with a stable she wanna hang with a stable what
thorn
who the fuck is thorn we don't have a thorn that goes to our school
thorns good you can play her
what should we do should we go jim
let's go jim
please go to the jim
will they ban thorn
i don't think you've ever skewed those words
ljason that was so mean
who do i disclose though
cap can frost mute
what's that lesion
no play dock bro just let me play dock give us some armor
Yeah
Well, look play rock so we can run ourselves
If you're not playing I'm playing go you I'm playing go you gosh
Fuck is that guy? I'm playing. I'm playing go you please go you'll fucking go. Yeah
Fire from the walls and she okay. He's probably annoying as fuck
You want to hang with a stable
stable
Why do you request? Chad, you guys like me today?
I saw the sun.
You saw the sun?
I saw the sun, bro. It's fine.
Oh, never mind.
Why didn't you just place me?
I'm making a hole right here.
Freedom!
I'mma be honest.
I'm gonna be a little scared for the fireworks. Let's listen. Let's listen. PTSD. I'm fucking
We're gonna light a fire word. They're reaching. There's gonna be gunshots. Reaching right here on me. Reaching right here on me.
Don't be don't be don't swing don't swing our Pete.
Okay, Chadder those gunshots are fireworks. Oh
Shit, hey, no where?
Uh, Leslie, can you cover me? Oh, no. Oh, yeah, I got you. I got you.
He's outside bro, I don't know this map.
He's in, he's in, they jumped out, he's in the corner bro.
Ladies, if you clutch this.
No, please God no.
Let him here bro, he's all destroyed, let him here.
Honestly, you lowkey, Jason you got me killed because I wouldn't have to peek that.
Yeah bro, Jason's trolling for content.
Bro, lock in bro.
You're fucking piercing my ears.
Whatever bro, dead people.
We're good.
Am I watching Jake's?
Yo.
Yo.
Might as well finish the message.
We know you're gonna say Jake's future.
You can't just say Jake.
You can't even stop talking.
Nah, that's weird, Jay.
Can we get a duck shake and head in the chat?
That's actually weird.
Oh my god, bro.
Chat is snake good or no?
He does be getting banned he is aids. I don't know what his ability is though
Wait, what is it goes to is a seven?
Because I think so yeah or five Jinx he did say five
I don't know if you actually put it on five. Yeah, what's it to five seven?
Come a request let me come a request
Actually, I'm playing it right now. It's up to seven got oh it's such a free
And give you stuff how easy this is best to win right?
Random kid random kid. I think I see him. I don't think they're
Upstairs or doors there's I don't know
It's not upstairs RP locate and abuse a bomb really I don't think so guys. We have a lot of time
Don't just run at it listen guys. I strategy you guys all go and I'm gonna play from behind and see on the big
So let's let me I'm gonna I'm gonna drone for a while. We're the ad bro
I'm so confused the top floor the top floor. Yeah
You're located a bomb.
One's in bathroom.
They're both, they're both like around site.
They're both like around A site.
She wanna fuck with a stable.
She wanna fuck with a stable.
Watch this place, buddy.
I'm coming in!
No!
Fuck!
They just take my shit.
Chad, what is precision mode, dude?
Holy shit. Oh my god. Oh wait. That's free. Oh my god
Let me find this last guy. Hold on. I got wall hacks. They said give me a second
Guys, I need you hear the dookie. Do you hear the dookie? Oh, I got I got I got sniped or some shit
I need resin. He'd rest around resume
Holy shit, you can run away from that shit in bathroom run in bathroom. I just seen him die, bro
I promise they guaranteed
Here what did I do butter my skin I don't like that
We can't lose this round to fucking Elon Musk
Please we need this where is it I
Don't know
Wait, Lacey play maybe or no, let's go
He doesn't know you're inside Lacey
Nice me and ladies clutch good shit lace
Well, they just can't go yeah, I mean ladies rope right I told you
Thank you, sir. I'm not drunk anyway. Yeah, I know you're saying I didn't do anything actually genuinely what I did
On fact, it's kind of deploy. It's gonna be play
Deploy a deploy like why do you say it like that?
Deploy son
Guys this is the fourth of July party bro. Oh Fenrir. I think it's a thing. That's a good character. She's nice
I
Maybe the party is the friends that you make along the way everything about that
Well, I had a good day today, man
Jason mugs Ron
That's kind of nice today
Ron among my bro you deserve case today on location. Thank you
Ron fuckers you don't make every one count
True bro. Actually true
You know what the fun thing about see something a little risk. No God. No God not one's on the roof right here on one thing on one
Bank exactly exactly hurt your it looks like a burner case. Well, he's on the roof. He's on the roof on one bank
Yeah, what the fuck is this guy doing?
See just fun when you don't play it
No, what Jason why did you why did you just where where where where where where where wait
That's actually funny as far where Jason where Jason that he killed the place the other
she's all right all the stairs there's there's there's right here right here right here
right here he's right there he's right there at least
He's on both, he's on jams, I hear him to my left.
Yo fuck this equals funny bullshit, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
He's in the in garage in garage. We're in a gym. Sorry. I'm weak though. I can't swing. He hit me with some shit
Actually, I didn't know that. I'm not gonna lie. I just fully sold
I'm gonna make a skateboard on a blade
He's there.
Should I move or no?
Could just stay here. He's turning. He knows you're here. I'm gonna try to wide-send you
No, how much is me?
He's like a third
dude I didn't know that shit on the wall blows up I didn't know the map could
blow up and kill me it wasn't fucking it wasn't fucking forming yo Jason why
did you kill Lacy yeah that's a little interesting
that was on me honestly that clip will probably go viral though so honestly I
get where he's coming from it's fine I'm sick talk already bro
Jason kills dude kills Lacy all right guys I'll stop swinging I'm actually
I'm your sims character chat tell me what you want me to do, bro
This is a very winnable
No, did JC pay you, Jason?
Actually though. Yeah, like that was literally some most odd shit
Yeah, but mine was an actual accident. You stared at me for three seconds and shot him.
I thought you were freaking...
Are there downstairs? Downstairs? Downstairs?
Yes, there is.
Okay.
Ah, fuck.
Hey there, chat. What's it like on 4th of July?
Do you have no friends? Are you watching Jason the Weenie?
It's people in our lives. He has to do...
They're gonna be lurking.
Seven doesn't work, eh?
One's here in sight. One's in sight.
Thorn's in sight. He's in the tunnel. We're looking for Jinxie, probably.
Yeah, he's probably lurking, bro.
I'm not seeing anybody out here.
By the way, the thorns, you can outrun them.
Well, the ships eat my drone.
Wait, is this a person right here?
Wait, I can heal people?
No!
Oh!
Where am I?
Hey!
Quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet.
I can through here. Hold on.
Are they up or down?
They're downstairs.
They're in the basement.
Are they both down there or no?
One's first.
No, no, no.
That's way not both down there.
I think one's waiting for me to enter here.
Yeah, yeah, one's first floor somewhere.
Wait Chester, how does this precision shit work? It marks everything?
I'll ping! I'll ping! I'll ping!
On the tunnel, on the tunnel, on the tunnel too.
Heard you, heard you, heard you.
Nothing to record at my location.
Here you go.
Yeah, one's in the tunnel.
I'm gonna jump for you, okay?
He's in the tunnel.
Yeah, I hear one. I hear one of these. I might be on your steps here
We
Was the other one was on the other side
Okay, so they have the they have the ability to eat the drone tunnel
Where is it? I don't think I don't think Jason and Lacey know how to play
Calling we say where they were four times, but what are y'all doing?
We're not on the first floor down those stairs. They're in that room. I see down those stairs
This is he was right here when he killed me and Ron, but I mean he has legs. Do you have a drone or no, Lacey?
Mine is $500
The fuck that's good. That's boost. That's your teammate. Oh my god. It's just scared me, bro
You don't know where Jinx is. Dante's is probably on site.
What the fuck was that? Calling, calling, calling.
He should run in, run in while you're calling though.
Alright I'm a general in Bruce Lee, run in Jay, run in.
You died to thorns. Jinx is over there.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Oh my god, you're fucking him, bro.
Don't keep- don't keep- don't keep blows in my butt by the way, if they don't answer the
phone.
What do you mean we eat questimark?
I mean, I'm not gonna lie, you didn't do shit, Jay.
Wait, alright.
Chad, what's the best player I could play?
Here.
I don't feel like smoke is that good for me.
should use the aim like don't use a shotgun you actually have like good
aim so you shoot your gun.
Thank you.
I'm gonna switch my shotgun if you shoot it.
But you should too.
Played 49 on keyboard.
Secure the area.
Keep the bombs protected.
Chad look at this play.
Ready Chad?
Look at this look.
Just trust me.
You all trust me or no?
Here we go.
Don't put a camera right here.
Y'all said this was a good camera.
Put it right here.
5 seconds left
Ted, do y'all trust me or no? Just, you trust me?
Good camera, right?
Guys, look what cameras I just set up, I just set up some little booby tracks for you.
Wait, why is Val- or what is this character, Val-
or Re- or Val- right? What is this, bro?
Fucker.
It's a pretty good character.
I almost forgot, I think.
Jason, is this a camera for fucking Thanos?
What is this
What on roof what on roof what on roof he's gonna come in I'm gonna pay nobody drops it
I'm gonna pay nobody nobody even go towards this roof side. I'm gonna kill him as soon as he drops it
What does he even do?
I'm gonna hear them
Where I'm stuck guys
Someone destroyed my cams y'all. I'm stuck. Can somebody cover me? They drove me. I got caught. Nope. Nope break the drone
Lizzy where where are you brother?
Nice just don't tell
Do we know where hold on hold your horses everyone I?
Hear him outside, please outside. I hear him. Okay outside wherever one thing is. I just heard him. I think he's on the roof
He's right here.
Drunk Jones on bomb.
Is he in?
Not yet.
Not yet.
I'll tell you when he's in.
I'll tell you when he's in.
Don't swing.
Don't swing.
Don't swing.
I'll tell you exactly when he's in.
He comes around this side.
He's dead.
Word of my mother.
Jesus Christ.
Just hold on.
Lock in.
I can make a stable or an autoplay if y'all want.
I also can swing him.
He's right there.
Don't swing them.
I'm going to mark something?
When I say swing, you swing.
Swing, he's in, he's in, he's in!
He's stuck in the left, he's stuck in the left.
He's swinging, he's swinging, swinging.
He's swing, he's swinging right now.
He's not swinging anymore, he's not swinging anymore.
Who's here? Who's here with me?
He's there, he's left side Lacey.
You don't have to swing anymore, you don't have to swing anymore.
He's gonna plant, Loki.
Where the hell are you till?
He's not, he's swinging, Lacey. Don't do it.
Don't do it endless boot endless boot make a hole in that B wall so you can see if he goes in there
Okay, I'm talking
Where's he was he on V say he's like be hold be hold
He runs through that door tell me I have a back angle on him
Nice
Let's go Jason try bro. Let's get this fucking flick dude. Oh
Good job Jaley. Hey, that's wrong. Oh boys. Looks like it's a free plus a hundred gifted
Tell me you read a hundred each. Well, that's what he is doing. Yeah
Let's get a gift later, bro
Let's do it
Hmm chat. I'm feeling kind of curious
I'm not played a person
Legion they probably banned they probably banned
We're looking for Fenrir you played Fenrir last round. Where is it? Oh, he's I think he's purple
I don't see for the whole attacking. It's because we're attacking. Thank you the first time chat happy for the time
Man, hopefully you enjoyed your fourth of July dude. Take a shot for stable or not
I
That character's good. We see he could breach reinforce walls, so
His guns good
I'm not much of a life not much of a not much of a utile player kind of just shooting get down
Yeah, I'm gonna be real with you and I don't know the chat's gonna agree, but I actually don't they're not gonna win another round of deep
Yeah, we're gonna win every defense even if we lose this. It's like
Dante's is bad, bro. They agreed man. I can't lie. This is what Jinx he wanted
No stomping was too over
Stomping was a nice one of change anything this window this window this window
And I'm so trying to see if you're not if you're joining through now. It's our drone. Oh, there's a thorn on that wall
One in the bedroom one one close right to this window, Ron. Yeah, I'm breaking the back of the window careful body
Yes, breaking the window. Good break
How's that not a kill?
How's that not a kill?
Nothing
What am I watching out for why does have an angle motor here? I don't want to kill you
I hear C4 C4 in the window don't go in we have time I'm droning we have time
getting up can't call careful to your guys the east window too yeah this one
I think so much I think he's trying to make a plan this window here okay I got
precision hold on Lacey he's right outside of here he's through the wall
he's hiding he's right now he's on the window ready much on forping on forping
right now I'm forping right now he's swinging you swinging you if you're in
He's right here on forping run
Dude, I'm scared to go jump in there's a C4 somewhere, bro
Yeah, they're waiting for the jump in
Changing mags I'm transcending the game. Thank you, bro
Drowning
Yes, our droning
They got like a little windows fucking skip once right here
Once on one thing
I'm going in I'm going in hold on. I'll make this give me a second
That was a good shot. I'm not even told that this is a good shot
That's a good shot
Calling calling calling calling
Oh
I mean that was fucking easy and that's not too easy maybe they shit
She's spoiter stomping, holy shit.
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, that was way too easy, whoa.
Yeah, tell me a joint of color.
Listen, I don't even want my gifted subs.
I'm trying to get our matcha.
Anyone else?
I don't need subs.
I don't need subs, bro.
All my gifted subs, for sure.
I'll take a couple gifted too, why not, bro?
I'm down for that, for sure.
Bro, it's 4th of July, bro.
Everyone just take the fucking W in the chat
if you don't have an alcohol.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Chad, you know how good I got at mecha chameleon?
not even getting
So I think she's going to call or what is he dodging I hope you having a little chatter, you know
Hey, bro. Hey, don't worry about the gift. They brought a one. I just want to play much. Oh, you see
Hey, right. It's me
Hey, I'm gonna be honest. That was pretty fucking easy boys. Yeah, it's kind of freeload. Yeah
I kind of feel bad if you get it. I'm trying to play much as William, but fuck the gifted sons
It's fourth of july man. Let's just notice. I don't even think she had a setting with the money
That's what you do minimum better player than you think.
Me too.
On everything, don't even gift us.
We don't want it.
Let's just get on matchup, but you
have to just say we're better than you.
That's it.
You just have to say we're better than you.
That's it.
That's actually pretty fair.
See, that are 100 gifted.
You were definitely looking lost.
When there's four of you and two of us, you guys won.
But the thing is, is like, do you think we're born yesterday?
You guys, we can hear the nitro cell beeping in the window,
right?
We're not just going to jump in.
No troll lays slam view.
Can I get a hard breach with you?
Can I get a hard breach with you?
Like he's-
I mean, I'm going to lie.
I had a light little five kills, not bad at all.
No, you had four.
I had four as well, bro.
All right, y'all down to do a match of chameleon or no?
Yeah, I'm going to win it.
I'm going to win it.
I'm going to pee first, I'm going to pee first.
Thank you for the five gifted, man.
Much appreciate it.
Can we get a W in the chat, bro?
Life's fucking good.
It's fucking 4th of July, man.
We're playing video games with the guys.
Life's great.
True.
About five nights hard deep.
I can have a hangover tomorrow.
Probably honestly, you know, Jinxie,
do not fall for the chat saying to 1v1 ladies,
you don't want to ruin your competitive career.
You're literally like, that'll be bad.
That'll actually be bad.
Yo, Jinxie, you there?
Yeah, I know what's up guys.
Happy 4th.
Listen, I'll make you a deal, Jinxie.
I don't want the subs, I just want you to down a beer.
Yeah, actually, I agree.
Yeah, you know what, make it 3.
Down a beer.
Fuck the subs, she's falling asleep.
Get the 3 beers.
Hey, we'll call it even
Should I give in to the beer pressure bro you have to brown a beer for mech a chameleon and we'll call it a meal
I mean low key should make it to beers and the white claw
Action true
It's like you would have had to gift like a shit. You could just have a little drinks here sis
We never even set a sub amount, bro
We just
Jinksies drink a beer. I it's not what happened. I came back to the call and you guys went separate calls
And then we just left that's what I heard you said a hundred get to each if I would have won y'all would have
Would it get to do a hundred subs if you want I don't even want the subs bro just drink a beer
Bro, I don't want this either just chocolate a beer neither, bro, but I don't want to drink a beer dude
All right, then you're not cool. That's it. Yeah, then you're here if you don't want to drink with the guys, bro
That you're not cool, man
I don't want to be cool. This is just full-on fucking beer pressure.
Yo, I'm not gonna lie. This is just fucking beer pressure, bro.
Do you want to see us at lunch? Do you want to see us at lunch or not?
You gotta get drunk. Yo, what the fuck is this?
Bro, this is beer pressure. Yeah, A-ron, he's just not cool enough.
He's just not cool, bro. What did I miss?
You're not drinking. Bro, I'm just getting beer pressured into drinking, man.
Jinx, you're scared to take a drink.
Joe Bart texted me, gotta drink a beer, it's the fourth.
I'm drinking my shit too.
What's up yo?
That was a fun little match there.
Wait, I didn't know you were actually better than James.
Hey, anyone in the chat, if you don't have any alcohol, just get a sip of water bro.
I'm pretending to be drunk.
I'm drinking my shit too.
I'm drinking my shit too.
What's up yo?
I'm drinking my shit too.
I'm drinking my shit too.
I'm drinking my shit too.
Just get a sip of water bro and pretend it's vodka. Take a shot of water and just make a reaction.
No, fuck that! Everybody in the chat grab a gold, like go grab a bottle of tequila and take a shot.
Guys, no, no, they could do what Jason does. Just take a sip out of like water and pretend it's just like alcohol y'all.
Just do it bro, just do fake drunk. True.
I'm not even red. I'm not even red.
Let's do fake drunk, bro. I think I'm red.
I feel a little red bro.
We could all take a little blinker too.
I'm down.
Oh my god.
A little loopy
Fake drunk
Speaking of loafing, did you know who love?
Oh yeah, guys
I might have an extra bagel
What is a bagel?
Bagel? A fucking little bread?
A little circle bread with some cream cheese
Hey, chat
Permission to go get a snok?
Can I go downstairs and get a snok real quick?
I need to do that too
Okie down for a little
Oh my god, leaked rugs love me
Leaked checked forever
lead drugs lobby fuck my fucking
flark i'm gonna be back in literally 30
seconds i'm not banned me
well there's a JBL on my door
nothing like finding a little extra
leftover food when you're drunk from
earlier
ooh what'd you get a cinnamon
cinnamon toast crunch bagel oh my flark
Oh my
All right, everybody the chat I'm gonna count down from three to one everybody's got to take a drink for the fourth of July
Okay, okay, but I bet three to take a shot everybody
one
Cheers
Fuck okay, who else is fucking faded. Oh
You know
I'm deadass off this shit right now where the bro am yo someone got me
protein pretzels bro oh I think my little red bro guys stop standing go to
caves I'm gonna ban the word no I bet it a little red fuck my garage actually
getting in the way oh fuck the jinx you know his life he just texted me saying
yo bro doing a line oh I got a solution what your vape is empty like
what my brother and my cousin drank all the beer
Okay, that's lit.
Oh, you tell us why.
Voila, my brother.
You're telling me there's not one beer,
there's not one steepie fridge beer.
I asked if there's neutral, I asked if there's white balls.
My brother's hammered in a hot tub watching the night,
or the 2001 bucks winning a Super Bowl.
I don't know why.
All right.
Sameer, I'm just going to do what I can do with beer.
Literally.
Bro, yo, why do you already want me drunk?
Alright, hold up.
Everyone's cooler when they're drunk.
Alright.
Alright, somebody leak me.
I'm getting a call by Joe Bart.
What's up, Joe?
Bro, I know you're live.
I'm watching the stream.
Dude, you know how we were talking earlier
about doing, like, a game about it?
Now, I don't have beer,
but I do have something much more deadly.
A Mario Kart drunk?
I'm on the phone with Joe. Joe just asked us to everyone in the call. Is anyone here down to do some time maybe this week drunk Mario Kart game night?
I'm down for drunk Mario Kart.
Yeah, down.
Ladies, you too bro. I'm down.
You're having at least like five, six drinks an hour, bro.
Yes!
I'm about to sweat.
I'm good, bro.
We're promoting drinking and driving?
Yes.
We're promoting drinking and driving.
Joe, listen, man, do me a favor.
I know you're going to get drunk tonight.
Take a fucking shot from me.
I'm already drunk, brother.
Yo, guys, we have a little bit of a question.
I'm going to show you after.
What's the issue, Jason?
Fuck this now.
Happy 4th.
So, there is, you know, a little bit of a question.
I'm going to show you after.
I'm going to show you after.
I'm going to show you after.
I'm going to show you after.
I'm going to show you after.
much all you after.
What's the issue, Jason?
Not this now.
Not before now.
So, there is, listen to me when I say this, bro, there is no beers, no white cloths, no
neutrals in this house, but there is one thing that I haven't opened since I've received
it and after this, there is no turning back.
The broad had a seat!
Say it!
What is it?
Uh, an alien vodka bottle.
Oh my God.
What the fuck?
Jason, the weed vodka!
Oh my God.
Let me say this this is 40% now
This is like Pandora's box bro if I open this and there is no turning back
Now I might make a drink called a athlete now there is a drink called an athlete it is vodka Gatorain, bro
It's a long the golf course. It keeps you hydrated and hammered ladies and gentlemen start your engines
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Why is it a big thing?
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Let's do this shit. Oh my god. You drink like
Everyone take a sip. Everyone take a drink or drink bro. Let's do this. Yeah, it's gonna be a drunk. Oh stream
give me about 30 minutes bro happy fourth of July cock suckers let's do this
bro all right we start a lobby oh hi guys can you wipe our ass for a little bit
bro Chad this is 40% dude like I was hoping it didn't come to this bro guys
if you're not a fan of drinking take a sip of water bro and take it be like
the cool kids I used to do that all right everybody join my lobby
drowning in a sea bottle new for five feel it hollow
I already tried. Yo bro I want to do with your life man. I don't know that's a great question.
When I'm just those goals, bro, I'm older, bro.
I want to hit like peak life.
I want to just like have a kid, live by the beach,
maybe stream once every year, and just tell everyone
that I miss them and love them.
And then just, you know, just smoke cigars every single day
while eating protein pretzels and Mike's hard lemonade.
Dude, I'm going to be honest with you, bro.
Rod, I could imagine you having a kid.
It would be a cute kid, bro.
Thank you, bro. I'm not gonna lie. I'm telling the chat. I think the world needs three of me
I think I should have three kids. I'm not kidding. I get I think I should put a little kid soon
Okay, slow the fuck down to what do you mean three of you bro, bro
Two little rounds. Everyone knows how amazing I am imagine. There's three of me
Jason what about you do you want to have a kid bro? Yeah, I kind of want to kid soon because my dad
Oh
My dad's older and he maybe realized like I can't really I never played sports with my dad going out because he always had back problems
Because he was older so I kind of want to have a kid soon so
I can be like a brawn James and brawny and you want to be the dad that steps up. No
Soon Jason I've only seen a few clips but your dad seems like a really nice man, bro
Thank you. Yeah, so does your father man. Thank you, bro
Wait guys, uh wait should I guys make the lobby? No, you got it. We look you go
Man, man, man, man, check, check, don't don't says bro. You here
Wait, don't this whoa
We got a cop we got a cop yo, you're the only guy that's not drinking bro. Come on. What are you a fucking police officer?
Yeah, don't don't search my car don't search my
I'm not gonna have any liquor.
Do you have beer, any perfinelea, or anything?
Yo, you got beer, bro.
Come on, it's 4th of July.
Oh, he said Canada.
Shit.
You don't even need a beer.
Like, literally, any drug.
We don't need any drug.
OK, does heroin work?
No, we can do heroin.
All right, God does his mind cannot handle weed, bro.
Fuck no.
the first person to shoot up while playing mecha
that could hit
that could act
I'm not kidding
if you do heroin
or on my soul I'll do heroin with you
I'm not kidding
get that belt and wrap it around your arm bro
guys stop
no one's doing fucking heroin
heroin session
hahahaha
guys nobody's doing heroin bro
I'm not gonna do acid
I'm not gonna trip
I'm not gonna lie bro
listen man
one's not gonna match bro
oh
bro to the Bob Ross map
Bob Ross
Bob?
wait guys do we have enough for
Yeah, we do play with the five women isn't
Set the vibes. We're missing high-bives. I'll have a black way don't it's so annoying when I'm literally drinking like
Vodka and people are saying it's water. It's like bro
This could start a car engine like you know, what do you mean water?
This is 40% done shit. This is also vodka
Yeah, it's up.
Wait, is everybody here about a star?
I'm about to start.
No, Lacey, no.
Yo, God does is one of the few individuals I've met.
Or if this guy smokes weed, he might actually lose it.
I'm fully keyed.
He might lose it.
Anybody in here done acid?
Yo, I'm starting the game.
No, we're missing someone.
Are we not?
We're missing.
Not even in here again.
We're missing the junk out.
Yo, Jason.
Wait, why don't you have a high-bice play?
Have a high-bice run until.
We have five.
We have six people.
Fracks.
Yes, high-bice.
Could you play?
Please, high-bice.
We love these high-five.
Jason is fun.
Jason, Jason, Jason.
How many WarCup games have you went to?
A lot, bro.
I'm in the red this month.
In your opinions, bro, all right?
In your opinion, out of all the games you watched, Jason,
who's the player you're most impressed with?
Oh, Balagun.
Actually, like, I'm gonna be honest with you.
Balagun, bro.
Well, I bet us no one knew who Balagun was before the WarCup,
and he made a name for himself.
We're probably gonna lose against Belgium tomorrow. I think right. No, we're not. No, we're not
Yo Jason bro, you didn't you see messy play I did see messy play. I'm not gonna lie. That was a very entertaining game
I'll be honest with you. You know, um, this is great. Really caught me off guard, bro
Check me a player check me a player check me a player
Well, no, I was watching the um
I started watching after Germany got like kicked out, but I'll be honest with you
My the player that like inspiring the most was probably
Bosnia, bro, let me be honest Cape Verde definitely deserved that win yesterday, bro
It was literally the refs in Cape Verde versus Messi. I mean the script writers already promised Messi that fucking World Cup trophy, so
Hi by server deaf and Jason Adam Johnson
Oh, Ron. Okay. Uh, what were you about to say, Ron?
What were you about to say? I'm not doing Rage Bane right now, bro.
It's the fourth of July. I'm not doing a shit, man.
I mean, bro.
Who's the better player you think on the, um, on the football teams?
Would you say Darren Watkins, Jr., or would you say Simear Woods?
Who is probably the better?
Say your name to Lil Uzi Vert and Speed, who don't play football.
Yo, we have seven in here.
Oh, I'm Brian?
You're good?
I'm Brian.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Crack a beer
In-N-Out burger
Okay, honestly high-vives that was pretty good. This is something on with download. Yes
Okay, bro. We're in here or what we're near who's
me
Lays hit the download on that place. You have to download you have that. Oh, I wasn't looking at my screen. Sorry. Sorry. Alright every time I die
I'm gonna take a swig. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. He's fuck wait. I love that. Oh my god. That's good. Oh, I love that
Jack I'm not gonna lie. God you guys are genuinely gonna be surprised how good I got off stream watch this shit
I have this fixation with
All right boys drunk method community. Let's fucking do this
What's wrong with you?
I saw that.
One, one, one, one, one.
No, no, no.
He's the one.
I'm not gonna lie.
It's me.
It's me. It's Ron.
Wait, I feel like we're gonna have to set some rules here.
What's the rules, Hyva?
I go into the...
Wait, who's the first one?
Hold on, hold on. Let me do my order.
May I please get three?
Double-doubles hold the letters
They're regular
I'm no cheese, okay, just actually trying to draw okay
Okay, no cheese. No cheese. I love to know
Please no cheese. No cheese
Please guys no cheese no cheese no cheese no cheese
Please boy Pepsi no coke Pepsi no coke
She want to fuck with a stable she want to fuck with a stable what what I
Gotta find Jinxie so he takes this twig
But I'm very shit on her brother
Bro listen man Lacey fear will never get you anywhere in life, bro
This is perfect a man who's scared is nothing at all besides scared by himself a
a person who thinks forty five forty seconds and
has nothing to do with me. Should I write the word?
Should I write the word or no? Should I write or should I just leave it like this?
Maybe it's better if I... No, not that word.
Admit it, not my best spot. Oh my god, look at that.
for one IG rule. This is never gonna work like bro dude. What? It could work. You know what? You
have fun. What? WDarius, man. Got him, I got him, I got him, I got him. I got it. WDarius though.
Just two chat? All right chat. If I get found I'd be fucking shot. Ready or not, you are
I'll fix it. I'll fix it. I'll fix it. I'll fix it. I'll fix it. I'll fix it. Nobody wants to be a kid.
I'll do this. Pretty rough. Jason, look behind you. Outside.
Ladies, I love you, bro. I want to see you again, dude. I love you.
Jinx. Yeah, I'd love to see you again. Do you want to get your ass, bro?
Probably pro am. You're going to the pro am.
Yeah, because I'm gonna do my job.
My job
Is brought a good boss, bro, we're on the best boss, bro
Wait, we don't have whistles on
You want to step in here? I mean, I think I'm the best boss now
That's good, bro, you're fired wait, I'm limited ammo. I have five bullets in it
Jason nobody's outside, bro
That's not gonna get me
Don't tell us
Don't don't what the
Don't us don't that what?
Stop don't that don't us
Yeah, you're never like don't spot is let me keep cheese cheddar
Bro, no cheese. Wait everyone here is teasing besides me and hive mind
Wait, Jason
Anybody Jason bro. I'll give you a hint about how to play this game. You got to shoot the people that are hiding wait Ron
Is dead ass to go? Thank you?
Thank you, bro. I hate you. You got good. Thank you, bro. Thank you, bro
Like Jason might be the worst player known to mind. I'm not even kidding. He's
One of us is literally roaming
There's no whistles
There's no whistles
What fun is it? I just whistled high-fives change everybody whistle. Oh god. Oh, yeah. Oh God. Yeah, I've Brian this little whistle
I'm a whistle. I didn't host I didn't host
Jason's a bop, bro
He's actually so bad. Oh, yeah, like he's gonna so bad at the game. I generally don't think I'll ever find a single soul
Like
Now Minion's been in top. What do you do? It's a me. Yeah, what does he do Jason? Did you give your guy?
or something
Proflict
Yeah, you think I should whistle or no
Jason me ho go to the light bro. You're not finding anybody. Oh, you know Jason. Jason look at the window
No, I'm not I'm wish I'm spam whistling
Who's there?
Wait, how do you whistle again?
One, one, one, one.
Bro, okay, high-fives.
You got to change this.
You got to do this.
Jason's bad, bro.
You got to have unlimited ammo whistles every 45 seconds.
Bro, do you guys just need a host?
Wait, you guys just need a host.
Who's the host?
No, no, I can do it.
I'll just change it.
Yes, high-fives.
Host, host, host.
I'll just change it.
I'll just change everything.
High-fives.
Take mine.
All right.
Yo, you are...
Oh, my God.
He's actually just...
Bro, Jason, what?
Bro, shoot somebody, bro!
You are ass!
They're in the tree keep climbing it wait. This is low-key. What's gonna happen though? Whoever's a one-seeker?
Oh, Jason Jason's just dead ass pad
I
Don't get it. Yeah, we should do infected guys. That's my lighting is it up. Yeah, we could change it for next game
Yeah, you literally ran over me lays and fucking high-fives. I'm not even getting you ran over. How is this working, bro?
to get one person it's okay it's okay you are sacrificed by Elron Elron get it out get it out
get it out for the game bro don't worry okay you know Jason you want me to or farm on you
I just work warm on Jason please Jason if you come out to the front of the end in our burger
I'm gonna make you wait so all your bullets and you're not gonna kill me
Jason you dead ass stared at me you stared at me
Wait, Lacey, I just now noticed this.
Oh my god, Ron's a tri-hard, though.
Yeah, I think Ron will get found.
Jason, what?
Jason, it's Ron.
Are you in the fucking world, bro?
Are you in the fucking world?
I'm in the fucking world.
Jason, you gotta really think, bro.
Really think of what's happening.
Shut up, bro.
Shut up.
As if the whistle is not making enough noise, I mean come on, what did I possibly say?
You know, he's so bad, like I have to tell him, bro, like I did, I have to tell him.
Dude, Jason, you have to lock in, brothers.
I'm actually an artist.
Nah, bro.
Oh, wait, bro.
Holy aura.
Wait, so it's just me and Lacey, right?
Why Cell, bro? Because, bro, he's never gonna find us.
I whistle the view whistle.
Whistle, whistle, Dixie, whistle.
I just whistled, I just whistled.
every 30 seconds you want to fuck well I'm 60
for Chad is mecca million the best
game this came out like the last man
that's it no yes that's it top one
I'm not a liar it's like one of the best
games that came out like last year 100
right 100 oh yeah I did do infected
bro one hunter infected bigger map
I
Hunter wait time what
To a concert in here chat, what do you guys think no in fact it on a back room is bad
Fucking literally group fucking gas lit into this
I'm not even getting I'm gonna take a shot for you, bro. I got you. Oh, brother
No, it's you're basically begging us to all drink
Maras, Maras, oh my
Drinking it makes you a villain
I'm not a good dude. I'm not gonna like whoever's hunter
Yeah, yeah, who wins it a fight alcohol with Jinxie versus Los oh
Does he know aware?
Damn we got Brazil, Norway Mexico England tomorrow
It's cinema, it's cinema, bro.
It's cinema.
I literally can't wait.
Chat lock in, bro.
Oh shit.
Oh, I'm drawing.
You got different eyes first.
So, in infected, you can't see.
Ew, what the fuck was that?
Infected, you can't see.
Who just burped?
Shit kind of sound like a burp for Thanos.
This map is biggest shit.
That might have been the most disgusting fucking burp I've ever heard in my life.
I'll be honest with you guys.
GGs to whoever's Hunter bro.
Wait this is, oh no it's, it is infected though, no but it's infected so if you find one person, it's like.
Is this good?
Chad pick a spot, what do you think?
You know what's crazy?
Is that that bowtaper fade maybe?
It's still massive.
I go on TikTok and I see new ones every day.
Millions of likes.
Chad is this cheese?
Chad is this cheese?
No one will dare ask my question.
Hmmmm.
Try to think bro.
I'm gonna show you how I be what one of those
Bro free
Freak what the free chat is this for Mickey let me know now
What the free?
Here we go here. We go. Let's get comfy bear. Let's get
They're saying no
They're saying no, which means I have to do it and if I don't go banry
Yo guys, how old were you when you had your first kiss?
I was four years old how old am I?
Yo, how does a how does a four-year-old kiss there?
She was also six years old and then I kissed her
You know what bro, I'm just gonna call cap Lacey you did not get a kiss at four
Mm-hmm
No, dude, like it be realistic, bro. We need to try it out. I mean if I get found this is literally just
Doesn't she say
This isn't a Mickey. This is called cup high octane gaming. That's what this is. Does he know all right
Chad does that look real?
Wait, I'm confused. Why can I not see? Yes? Cuz it's in fact it'd be up. Oh
Oh, you see that is dope?
How is this unethical, bro? This is calm.
I feel lost, guys.
So this is a legendary spot!
Hit it, Glaze. I'm not gonna lie.
This is a big map, it says.
Yeah, but once you find one person, just listen for the whistle.
Get your luck.
Luck, paper, fae, and...
Bro, I'm not gonna lie, bro.
...classic.
I'm like bad at this fucking game, I'll be honest with you.
I might be a fucking hero all right one swig of vodka everybody take a step three two
one
Cheers guys
Cheers, bro
Hey chat if you're at home right now, then you don't have anyone to hang out with just no you're doing virtual hangouts right now
What's stable running out of that everyone?
Concert in 15 minutes, son. We will concert
Me Jinxie concert, bro. I'm gonna play Katy Perry and strip
Chattis, you're you ready?
Let's go. This is what happens when the vodka gets going, bro.
Hey, Chet, you like my spot?
I think this is pretty fucking good. I'm not gonna lie.
Body rock, tonight out on a body rock.
I can feel your body rock.
Ay, ay, ay, what you got?
I'll be a nanker and have a bar.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
How about I sing the next part?
Um, what is it?
We got a party like it's 30 12 night dot the sing the next part
I want to
Sing the next part. I'm coming for you
I
Know
Where's the bra I'm gonna go to Lacey
probably the cabs no cap he's gonna go he's gonna go to the Golden State Warriors
it's gonna the sixes bro he already went to the cabs twice bro it's time for him to come to the
Orlando Magic and win a chair him and Pablo Banchero bro they're gonna bring it home random
get out know why people don't laugh at you it's your balls is in sight oh ladies
I'm gonna be honest bro oh wait it's infected okay lock it lock it it's kind
of fun I'm not gonna those those whistle bail off bro you read chat bro you could
blow my mouth I don't have it open do you get else to him snipe on the chat I'm
gonna find everyone brah I'm actually good at this game watch this shit run
stable I don't currently so I'm gonna have to carry looking like a little bit of a
lost puppy now I heard a whistle somewhere over here when I was running
around I'm not gonna lie like I was
able to know though now oh no now I
don't need fun
all right now I was high back
hold on great work from Ron oh shit my
great work kid I'm hold on chat I got
you guys all right listen quiet let's
listen for whistle I'm gonna be quiet
yep
did you ever make it back to buy
shut up what the fuck what the quick
drinking it
What the fuck are you doing?
Cuz you're giggling like a fucking idiot
You guys are such a wacky group
Do it I used to see this I might be a genius bro. This is in a song to my mom
just put your lips together and you come with those.
What the fuck?
You could blow half-asses with some baby.
Half-asses with some baby.
Let half-asses know.
T.S. this off, bro.
Yeah, I should actually have an idea.
Oh.
Yo, yo.
Blah!
Wait, I need to heal.
No, this is fine to me, bro.
She kind of sounds like it.
That's actually a good spot, is that my alarm.
She kind of sounds like it.
Wait, I'm confused.
I have a question about infected.
In the prep phase, can we see each other
or are we completely invisible?
Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?
Shut up!
Hold on.
Shut up!
No whistle, GG's.
Nobody's on me, bro.
It's the B-Sci.
Somebody's on B.
Somebody's on B.
Here! Here! Here! Here! Here!
Bah! Bro, think he's playing R6.
Nobody's on B-Sci.
Whistle! Whistle! There's like 18 seconds left.
Nobody's on...
Nobody...
This isn't R6, bro.
Ah, GG's.
GG's.
GG's.
No, we were supposed to draw bro. That was cheese
You know what jixie jixie jixie it's only very take a shot
True yo, where's only
Hi, buddy, did he go into hiding again? Yeah, go stream dumbass
Why does he not stream for two months? Where's the hat? Yo, oh, Nick?
Can you run my DM?
He just, he just stops.
Which way she, ooh.
Ron, he does not know you, bro.
Oh, that sounds like playboy Cardi, dude.
Bro, there's a lot of my Discord DMs, please, bro.
Me, huh?
Random kid emojis.
No, no, no, fuck this, pal.
Yo, guys, we're going to Minecraft.
We're going to Minecraft.
Minecraft!
Yep, block up.
Any models in the chat?
What?
Jinxie Minecraft, oh no.
No, keep me away from Jinxie, please, bro.
Please, keep me away from Jinxie on Minecraft.
I think as long as we don't have Muda and Rob you're saying this like like we don't like bro, bro
We had a great time. No, we didn't know we did lifeless bro lifeless
Lifeless all right, I'm looking for miners. Let's do it
Stay on alcohol, bro. I'm not gonna
445 bro, like look y'all are playing Minecraft
Okay, yeah, you guys can't say get off the alcohol after you literally swindled me you guys swindled me
So here I am bro. It's drunk. Oh, let's do this shit
Here I am
We're going to go into the chat mingo get on mingo. Whoa, I get on
That's also one of your guys.
Jack, should I FaceTime Joe Bart?
Do I do it, Jack?
Do I do it?
Jack, should I FaceTime Joe Bart with my wiener out?
What?
Just saying anything, Bob.
Jack, Jinx, he called him.
Who's he talking to?
He's talking to himself.
Jack, what do you think about this spot?
Good or bad?
Uh, Jack, type the random kid emo.
kid emo I'm not getting called is he not gonna pick up yo jid3fstein thank
you for the five gifted hi guys I said they get what's out of here last week I
said to get this guy out of here last week bro interesting maybe Joe changes
number oh okay unavailable Mingo you're with your girlfriend okay wow all good
bro that's the shit that'll piss me the fuck off what was that with my girlfriend
It's like wait Joe caught it Joe caught it yo Joe. What's up?
Fuck yeah, I got his hurry fun. It's gonna be the Mickey fuck it
This is maybe a horrible idea
Oh
Oh, me, Chad, just trust the process, bro. Don't spam GG.
Hold on.
Alright, time to watch Junko.
Actually, I can do a little bit.
I mean check that doesn't look that bad. I'm not a lie facts are not like this doesn't look that bad
Well, I mean, this is pretty fucking good
Me yo, yeah, I'm gonna be honest. I'm gonna give you all time to run like y'all can run. We don't need to we don't actually need to oh
Yeah
Wait, you can't spectate the other Hydrids or am I fucking?
No, no, no.
You're joking yourself?
Chad, is that what?
Yes.
Bad, bad.
Oh, by the way, Joe Bart might join us while drunk, surely.
Oh.
Joe Bart might join us, holy aura.
Bro, that was a good spot, that was a pig.
That was literally the worst spot I've ever seen.
Chad, I'm not gonna lie, this is fucking calm.
You know what this map is?
It's just trees, it's just tree Hydrids, bro.
Yeah, facts.
You're free
All right, so that means there's at least two people in trees by the way, well you're more probably
So that means it's time for now
Can you blow my whistle, baby
Yeah, you're weird fuck Lacey. No Lacey you're weird. I don't think I fix anything. Oh god. I don't I don't think I fix anything
I think I just leave it. I'm gonna fuck up trying to fix that. I'm literally I'm literally just pre-firing the trees because one of you guys is in here. Oh
Oh my god, yo, no true check my spot is calm. I'm getting good, bro. Don't be run baller on the Chapman wait
Run you would you would tell the whistle
Everybody was oh wait. I must it's another classic. No, just climb this right here
It's a classic I shouldn't have whistled, but I don't know why I whistled man like I did as I don't know
That means we're far away and smiling you can hear around smile
I just don't know what I was talking about
I just hate this shit man, like I'm just a fucking burger
Nice, nice man
Who's left? Who's left? Who's left?
Me
Me
You have to be on the intrigue
You have to be on the intrigue
I hate this channel
Who's alive with no chat bro?
I fucking hate you guys
This will come out of a 10
Ladies bro, this map is a lot of tree camping bro
Yeah
Me and Dante's
Yeah
Dante's is fine
Dante's is fine
He's usually dog shit
No, no, no
No, I never fucking cheese though.
Nope.
Let's go fuck me.
Let's go submit.
Okay, did somebody just verbally whistle?
Oh.
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Oh, I almost got you
Wait, don't find myself
I'm shooting a pig dude. Don't shoot yourself. Okay. Don't show you answer your own question
Don't test don't test give us a hint bro. Give us a no
What if it's close one of us? Okay, but that is is your spot good enough for a hundred seconds. What do you think?
Yeah, it might be rough. It might be really might be a little bit of a matter. What's the matter?
Her way, what's the matter?
Can't say can you hit the matter that are no?
How did you start this run how did matter daddy even for my five-five five five this one guy forget his name with them
You say
Wait, where is I didn't hear a whistle tree gaming tree game?
Gaming
It's not okay. Is your okay. Is your spot cheese? Where is it like no?
It's legit
No guys, does anybody know where he is? No, are you guys?
No, I can't find him guys. Where is he? I got him. I found him
Was he I he was he was I got him
You see by the way, you walk past me like five times I was I was a tortur. Who the fuck was the pig?
Look at the sky.
Look at the sky.
Guys question, bro.
But we better ask them.
First off, everybody take a swing.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Cheers.
Cheers, boys.
What?
What?
What the fuck?
What?
You're just gonna use us for our alcohol.
You gotta call LG before you get on.
No, we gotta do it.
We gotta do it.
Literally!
Ladies, you're so smart.
Yes, bro.
You can't even count.
You have to say that.
Literally.
Let them run.
Give one second.
Run.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
My camera was black?
Yeah, cool.
Bro, this guy is like married, bro.
Like, holy shit.
Married, bro.
He's married.
I seen him fucking you at the gym the other day, bro.
Yeah, that should make me mad.
See you.
I'm gonna be honest.
This is the bullshit I'm talking about, bro.
I have two options.
I have two options.
Either I could get off after this game,
or I could find a beer and then just
game with you guys for the rest of the night.
Oh, boy.
Find a beer, find a beer, find a beer.
Find a fucking beer.
All right, let me see what I can find.
Wait, so what changed, bro?
If you went from getting off to getting drunk and playing all night, I'm not complaining, but what the fuck just happened, bro?
Did you like fill out a Glock?
Jynxie, Jynxie, and life some things are better left unknown. Oh, no. Let me go ask the plate. Let me call Mingo's.
Wait, are you getting a beer or what's going on?
guys I have the biggest alcoholic I know bro Mingo happy 4th of July yeah get on
bro get on bro get on hey we're boozing and we're playing bro get on all right
No, I got one, I got one, I got one, I got one, I got one, I got one, I got one.
I got the drunkest guy I know!
Uh, let's do, um...
I got all the maps in the world.
Wait, no, do the Bob Ross, do the Bob Ross map!
Bob Ross!
I don't know, what's the name of that?
We should do a default.
Hey, just, just, just, just, just search up Bob Ross, it's the most...
Yo, guys, who's putting these images in the Discord, bro?
What's happening right now?
I'm back, bro.
Can we get a W?
Laze!
Is this you, man?
What the fuck is this one?
That was me before I got
No infections good
What up, baby?
Let's give this our boy.
Oh, it's me, Leeson.
Yo, guys.
Listen, this guy, Mingo, is a pro drinker.
All right, I'm telling you.
He's a nice little chick.
Jinxie Lee.
Jinxie Lee.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
are you in the game I have to call those on 4th of July bell she's at whatever I
get drunk I just called my whole contact list
guys everybody take a swig of vodka please
come to get up the time to get on foggy up on that little island all
yo you see how much of that bottle is gone
What we do this call did Lucy see enough it is
You see my meat having your mother
Yo, my TV's fucking mother. I'm gonna take a swing bro. Someone just got hit with your two choices
I just heard someone in a dilemma. Why does my camera keep dying?
Bro. Hey, let's just make way who got red dilemma. Oh, stop. Oh, let's hung up again. Yo
I'm turning my camera for a second. He's got like bad connection try again. Yeah, why so those hanging up on me, though
I'm starting the game
Nope, nope. Don't start the game. Who is it because you see me
I'm making a new server making new server
Come came out when I beat walkie-talkie. You're the king of reading bro. Like how how do you do it?
Dude, I've never beat anything in my life, bro. So who is Zee? Is that one of your friends? It's mingo, bro
That's not me.
Pass the repasado.
She wanna fuck with her stumble.
She wanna fuck with her stumble.
Is there a new lobby?
Uh huh.
Yo guys, put in a high weight, girth and length.
Okay, 5 foot 9, 145 pounds.
5 foot 9, 145 pounds and matter.
Jason?
Okay, that means...
five foot nine one fifty okay yes yes I think you're missing Jason you're not
150 you're on like boys bro six foot two I'm six foot two 175 pure muscle okay
I'm I'm five nine a hundred and fifty-five
He had a rare one on you Ralph, please you're not one fifty-five, bro
Yes, I am me huh if you're 155 by landing on the moon
Wake up and smell the coffee
All right, but basically I'm six three
Me
Me
What
Hi, is everybody in yeah, we're missing I'm not a we're missing matters. We're missing matters
Daddy coming in who's daddy coming in? Oh, it's JC. I'm coming in juicy
Lacey, he's not an actor in this game.
Lacey, how was that fake?
He's not it, he's not it, he's not it.
No, Lacey actually tears Lacey off.
No, he tears his duck dill.
What's a duck dill?
Dwayne Wade, Blobbington, LeBron meme.
Yo, alright, swiggin' three, two, one.
Two right here, I'm running out.
Lacey, give it a fuck.
I'm running out.
Ah, Spoy, you can only play if you're drunk.
There's an E-note for the drunk.
Spoy, are you drunk, bro?
I'm out of here.
Well, I'm drunk as shit right now.
Spoy, you can only play if you're drunk.
I'm so drunk, I can't...
I'm so drunk.
I'm so drunk, I can fuck Nicholas Douglas Stewart.
The middle name is literally insane.
Yo, I'm a federally indignant.
Bro, what?
That's crazy.
No, nobody knows my middle name. What's wrong with you kid?
Are you having a spuit?
The fuck!
Yes, bro. A spuit in here.
I was stuck.
A spuit on a scale of 1 to 10. How drunk are you, bro?
Spuit!
I'll make you go back, bro.
I'll make you go back, bro.
A spuit. You have to get liquor in you, man.
Bro, I ain't got you, bro.
How about me?
How about you change my diaper, bro?
Don't get too pressured, man. It's okay.
That was good, Jason.
He's at the H2O, bro.
I'm next to your boy Kofo in here, bro. Yeah, bro
I'm gonna go see if it's here
Yeah, I'm sorry to think that these pretzels aren't protein pretzels. I'm not choji
Nick dog stewie David five gifted bro
Uh, yeah, just don't worry about it, bro.
Who the fuck is Doug?
Yo, that's gotta be pantiful, bro.
Just doxing someone in a twitching.
Fuckin' Doug?
Your middle name is Doug?
My middle name is not- My middle name is not Doug!
Wait, Doug is Doug Stewart?
Fuckin' Doug!
No, it's not Doug!
No, it's Doug Stewart!
That is it.
Jesus, Doug.
Dougless.
Yo, so what courses are y'all gonna teach at Steven University, man?
Guys, problem, I just leaked the fucking password.
Leaked.
Oh, my God.
I'm gonna shout out loud.
Oh, man.
I'm gonna see where.
Wait, Jixi, hit.
Jixi, hit.
What's happening, man?
What's happening, man?
What happened, man?
It's the July one that you only hit once a year, bro.
You leaked the wrong one.
Bro, dude.
What's the July one?
Oh!
Oh!
One of one.
Holy fuck.
You can't say that again.
It's the next year, bro.
here bro holy rare dude wait so who's going to the program in here man make
lacy are you going I'm leaking check Twitter he's never watch this he deafened
Oh
I was talking to you brother you were definitely talking
I was thinking about life was greedy.
Now go to LazyShot, y'all, and give him a heart with a bandage, man.
OK, guys, do you want to get philosophical?
I think Joe's joining us.
Yes!
OK, we can't say anything.
We can't say anything.
Guys, everybody just cam up, bro.
We could get asked to cam up.
You can't fill us up.
Guys, cam up, bro.
Ha ha ha ha!
He's got to check his shit.
All right, if you believe in aliens, raise your hand, bro.
It's drunk.
One more game before we cam up, bro.
Yes, boy.
Yo, yo, yo.
Yo, take a second, take a second, bro, come on.
God, Lace is actually a monger, bro.
Do you see this?
Bro, I actually seen a tweet today when Lace was mongin.
Who was he?
Who was he, mongin?
Was it wrong?
Not me.
Not me.
Not me.
Not me.
Wait, they activated my cam?
How does this work?
No, no, no, guys.
Join the lobby, boys.
Join the lobby.
Come on, bro.
Okay, one last game.
Guys, what's your craziest conspiracy theory?
Um, let's see here. I got a lot of these
Let's start with don't ask. Oh
What wait one second?
Oh, oh, I've never seen this guy drop
What are you drinking? What are you drinking bottom guys?
Okay, don't ask what is your craziest conspiracy theory, bro
We're gonna start with you and we're gonna go around the circle, bro
Okay, so have all of you guys ever heard of Loser's Q?
Oh my god.
Oh no.
There we go.
Like that.
Okay, so let's go.
Let's go, let's go.
Lacey, Yasuo, it's not.
Hear me out, okay?
He's facing.
He's facing.
He's facing well.
There's a game called Loser's Q, right?
And it's like...
Is it Ghost?
It's like...
There's like...
No, guys.
So there's like a base matchmaking, right?
And if you win too much, then it forces you to lose it, and if you lose too much, it
forces you to win.
Is that a conspiracy?
Wait, what?
No, it's true.
No guys, it's literally true because think about it.
How can a game match you fairly against other players who are on the same MMR?
You never lose.
Exactly, yes.
So that's why the way that they actually do it is by making it so that they force you to lose or win
depending on how high or low your win rate is.
Do I got Snoop Dogg on the screen, bro?
Wait, yeah.
Wait a second.
I
Am out for this mecha lobby tonight not gonna lie. I think you always slosh Wow. All right, bro
Wait, Jason!
YOOOOOO!
Wait, yo yo yo!
Yo yo yo!
Yo yo yo!
Yo yo yo!
What the fuck?
Are you playing or not, brother?
Bro, dude.
NO! NO!
We're not playing until everyone says they're biggest fear.
Jason, you now.
Fear or conspiracy?
My biggest fear?
I
Don't say the mirror
Bro, probably uh, probably uh, probably dying alone
I only laugh because
Seriously, I don't even feel like being vulnerable with talking more because y'all just laugh y'all just laugh. No
Lacey, what is the biggest fear bro?
Here honestly is probably a plane crashing into the ocean and me dying it just being stranded in the middle of the ocean
Well, to be honest, as soon as the plane makes contact with the water, I think you would just completely explode.
Not necessarily, not necessarily. Think about the hydrionic.
Because the plane would go so fast into the bottom of the ocean, everyone would explode.
Is that high?
Yo, I'm making my ass wet.
Yo, hi guys.
I'm dying.
Yo, I'm here.
Holy, all right.
Wait, are we talking about fears?
Yes, so, hi guys, what's your biggest fear, bro?
You skipped KS.
I'm not gonna lie. It's probably just it's probably just height like a fear of a fear of
Going high in the sky. That's why I wanted to help people fucking climb high. I'm gonna be real. He's right. He's right
He's right bro. What is GD one slip? I'm sort of a
Jason I'm sort of vain. Oh, no, you don't want to do that. I'm very bastard
Like you should see my I mean y'all can I take off your shirts right now?
No, I know Jinxie's been putting us a muscle late. It's boy. Hey, why do you say Jinxie's putting on muscle?
Ladies what is your biggest fear?
Probably spiders, bro. Nice get to know
There's no way that's your biggest fear. Yeah
He's also scared of the tickle monster, bro. He's very
Do that, bro. It's definitely do not do that. I don't do I don't do tickling and I don't do spiders, bro
Okay, mingo bro, what it's your biggest fear, bro, you know my biggest fear, bro
Yeah, but yeah planes planes. I fucking hate planes dude planes are pretty terrifying bro. I'm not gonna lie
I thought you have to be pretty hammered for that man. Hey guys are scary
Oh, let's explain why planes are scary
It's dragged. I'm here in a you're in a plastic tube. You have no control over anything plastic. It's not plastic, bro
All right, Jimmy tough knuckles, I'm sorry planes don't scare you. All right, bro. Hey planes are scary
I don't care run. What's the biggest fear, bro? Oh
Probably like
23 bro, that was probably like my like just like I lived through that there he goes and like I don't know
But also my biggest fear is not being good at fortnight. You know I'm saying like I used to be one of the pros
I used to be like a friend lives in fear and like I just lived to fall off again from being like a competitive gamer, bro
Like I'm just scared
Yo, I'm not scared of getting in shape, bro. Like what are you typing man?
Hey, let's get a sip for that. I'm not either. I'm not either
Sure
Boy, what is your biggest fear sport? I'll take a drink here. Um, I don't know
Bugs bro, I hate bugs like spiders, bro, like bro. I hate spiders, bro. Disgusting right there. I thought you said thugs
Okay, bro, great dude great all around man
But run I'm surprised you didn't say Jinxies basement because you're in this house, too, bro
You saw that shit guys. I'm not a fucking clone bro like
We know what goes on in this basement
We didn't ask you what your biggest fear was you got a different question true. Oh my biggest fear. Yeah, yes
dying low e-low
I
Got any tell man
All right, are we ready for Meshah? Yeah, we really got nine people in here on the fourth of July, man
I mean
Jasey, what's your biggest fear?
Hi stomping leaving his side
Now bro, I think my biggest fear is probably
I just slowly dying man
Don't one laugh
Bro, this is like a vulnerable like bro. What do you mean?
We're all slowly dying right now all dying. No like knowing
No, I mean like dude. I mean like when you're like
Bro, and you're like have you ever spoke to someone who's literally like 90 bro? That's
I'm not going to lie, no be scared of death bro. Death is coming bro, you can't do anything besides death.
Yeah, cause when you're 90 you're just waiting for death at that point.
But you know what's crazy bro? We're all going to look back at this before we die bro and just be like that.
Yeah but we're low key waiting for death our whole lives.
Yeah.
Every day.
Just living every day wanting to die.
Yeah but when you get to 90 then it's like closer.
You know what my actual fear is about aging? It's not even like, it sounds so stupid, it's not even getting to the age.
It's like I don't know if anyone else thinks this way, but like what I'm not even trying to hate anyone out there in the chat
Listen, everyone lives a very long life
But I don't know why when I think of like getting to 50. I'm like damn like after 50
I feel like the countdown like starts bro like I don't know how to describe it really though
I feel like the countdowns right now. No, I don't know why like when I think of like 50
I'm like damn when I turn 50
I know that it's almost like not it's not even close to me
But we probably got like about 40 years, but it's like damn the countdown starts my dad had me when he was 50
Wait, how is your dad what that's that's Asian genetics your dad's dick work that 50
No, no, my dad my dad my dad
My dad had me like
My mom was my mom does a nine-year age go
She was like 40. Oh shit
Well, your dad I'm not even trying to be weird. He's got some player and then 45 wait
A bot is 60 something?
Yeah, he's old as shit.
Oh, damn.
That's why I'm trying to have a kid soon
so I can play with my kid.
I mean, I'm not old as shit.
You're saying to your dad and mom
can see your kid or something?
Oh, yeah.
So I can have a grand kid.
Yeah, see, I want to have my kids before my mom is
like too old to walk around and all that, you know what I'm
saying?
I want to have a kid soon, bro.
soon. Yes, bro. That. Oh, God, well, God, the fuck that.
You got to calm down. No, but I get it old. You got to understand.
Yeah. That's reasonable. You'll be good, bro. Yeah, but I had to put my such a work.
What the fuck, bro? Hey, my like he's like, he's like about to be seven. No, he's he is 70.
What? Dude, I can't. Yes. 70. Wow. Yes.
I feel like being a good dad. It's like hard, bro
How because bro, you have to be like to your you have to teach your kid well
No dick rising see I feel like you're gonna be an amazing father, bro. Like thank you
I'm not gonna lie, bro. You just you just look like you'd be a great dad, especially meeting your dad, bro
You're gonna be just like your dad, bro. Thank you, man. Yeah. Thank you, bro
Dude, I just like having a kid is a lot of responsibility, bro
How many kids would you want though? I?
I look he wants to to kids. That's probably good. I'm thinking it's a good
rain. He's probably the best. I love you.
What gender though? Boy or like a boy girl? I want an empire of wings. God, no. No, I want
I want one boy and like one girl low key. Yeah. I feel like that's perfect. Only two though. Yeah, I don't
I want to be able to be old and be like a grandpa and look and see my seed
Increase and I say fucking family tree. Just is a big triangle
I'm going I'm going for like seven just second a thing on YouTube channel
Holy easy though
Lacey you're gonna have seven kids and stuff a camera in their face
No from birth from birth
I said like when your girl gives birth you have a free like but you can hit up like any time a prediction market
I'm gonna run a poll saying like boy or girl put TTS offering birth
Hey mom make a prediction mom make a prediction boy or girl, you know what I'm saying like that's free channel coins
I should and then you teach me about a lot
Bro if you have a family channel Lacey like I'm gonna punch you in the face
No, no, no, it's gonna be more like my own like like out my kids first words will be reading chat
There's no oh, that is your kids are gonna be like awesome, bro. What they'll be fine
Oh, and then what's who they hit 13? They're about like consent. They're like zero years old
Yeah, but Jinx you think about it, bro. No, oh my god
Sending to get the Lambo's for the 12th birthday, bro
Right, you can have a different channel for each kid, and then just tell them that oh my god
That's a crazy hip hopper
Oh my god
They're set for life
Yeah, and whichever kid gets the most subs you actually acknowledge on their birthdays
True
All the others they got no acknowledgement
So they have to compete against each other to be the best. Yes. Oh my god fucking genius
Oh my god, and then do not do this
Wait and they can make them collaborate each other
Oh my god!
Guys the only reason Jinxie's saying don't do it is because he already wants to do it. Yeah, we're stealing his idea
Our kids overpowering his kids
Yeah, so Jinxie when are you gonna start your like your mass breeding like what is that so you can go through with this plan?
All right
kids said ball right right like dude
okay so first off no one said math
reading bro I'm probably gonna have two
kids when I'm 33 bro really why did I
that exact I just want to be like I
just want to be done with the streaming
bro and just have two kids aware
oh there's a beauty pie like you're
moving to Japan or what now I like
Florida bro Florida's good
Wait, you're gonna be sure to 33
Dude, I don't know bro 28 39 30. I don't know bro
Anybody except applications or he's pushing it. Yo, what the hi guys? I'm 24
You get a host
That's crazy yo guys
22 am I the oldest person in here 23 years. Yeah, I'm 24
24 when's your birthday February fuck Jason. How are you? I'm 22 T fuck Lacey. How are you?
23 Lace how are you?
22
Mingo how do you 24 when's your birthday you 17 fuck Ron howdy 22 or 23 10 years old
Yeah, what is 23 team, bro?
Especially you're-
I'm just a baby.
You like to have a little fun.
Yeah, I'm just a baby.
It's way out of you.
23, bro.
You're younger than me, but-
Wait, you're old.
What?
You're the oldest in this club?
Yeah, Jinxie.
You're the oldest.
Oh, no.
Wait, how old are you?
I'm 22.
Jinxie, you are old.
22 are old.
Wait, wait, when's your birthday?
Jinxie, when's your birthday?
September 26, bro.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
You are 25%.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Officially pushing 30.
You are actually officially pushing 30.
You are 25% from 100.
That is nuts.
My mind is bugging.
I've never tried it before.
Oh, my God.
Yo, imagine you're playing a game and you're 25% down with a game.
That's nearly what you're at.
Yo, you got it.
That's insane.
Okay, first off, I'm more than that, bro.
The average lifespan is like 78.
Yeah.
Second, how much you scream that's probably down at least 10.
It's down at least 10 years.
OK, no, I'm in great health.
How to look and start a family.
Second, bro, guys, we're all going to be 25.
We're all going to be 30.
We're all going to be 40.
We're all going to be 15.
We're all going to be 60.
And then you're going to hit there.
Yeah, you're just going to be there.
You're just going to be there five years earlier than everyone else, bro.
You're going to be in the 30s, but we're all hitting like 25.
Wait, oh my god.
I just realized, Jinx, he's going to be 30 or, you know.
Oh, he's going to just kick me in the nuts.
I
Jinx he's gonna be 45 when we all turn 30 that is
Works out somehow I never knew you're that old bro. Yo
Wait, you're older than me. No, no, I'm not I just turned 24
Oh my
He's drinking to it. You're about that. You're about to turn 25
That's like that's like fucking wrong, bro. You're closer. You're gonna be closer to 30 than to 20. That's a crazy statement
Yeah, that's that's close
What type of evil ass discord pushing 30 I'm drunk
You guys were reminding me of my quarter-life crisis right now
Bro, y'all are all gonna be 25.
Ron, how old are you, 23?
I'm only 23, 18 years old.
Bro, you're oldest bald.
No, I'm just a baby.
I'm just a light, man.
Kingsley will be 28 when you're 25.
That's insane.
That sounds like 58.
28?
Well, 28 is like grown.
Once you're 28, that's like it.
27 or not?
20 somethings could still happen.
28, you gotta be engaged.
Bro.
I'm not kidding.
Starting a family.
Kingsley's taking the sip today.
Let's get on the game
I thought we were going to have a good
a good fucking discord call
I'm crazy
I mean what the hell
Evil discord
No way
24 is not old
It is bro
Stop saying you're 24
I
Roundup already man
Basically the end of your life
Yo, I'm gonna be honest the last birthday I leak the code
Shloop the pig
I'm making a new one make a new one
Chill out man. All right, that is my fucking name you psychopath stop
If I'm drunk is like fuck no, bro, you'll be better
Don't head strong
Where it makes almost a lot of things better drunk, yeah, but like I can like barely move
But I'm like walking around saying in some motion. Yeah, welcome to peak
Yeah, I think if I were to drive ball
Don't do it don't do it. Don't leave
Guys, I just caught all of this if I try to do it, which can be like a better deal or some shit
Now that I think about it after we see it. Yeah, maybe oh
Yo, what is the server's name?
I gotta help this guy. No, I gotta help him
Hi guys, I made a poopy
What is it?
I don't know
What's up?
Who is your guys' favorite childhood YouTuber?
Sky does my chaffs.
Oh, pop the romance app.
I'm not gonna lie.
He got He got.
What?
What?
What?
What?
Where are you going?
Come on!
Hey, Chad, is he violent?
Let me know.
No, you know who that is, bro.
Tee hee.
Y'all know Tee hee.
Yes, bro. They used to be like these like dare videos or some shit. They used to watch every single one
Say those are so good
Yes
How is Darth Maul in the lobby?
Yeah, I think so
Nicky
Nicky Dougie stewie
What that's that what your nickname is jinx? Why someone's saying that?
Wait, what map is this
Office
We shall be radiant
Oh shit what oh shit
Number nine burger King foot lad is the last thing you would ever
Oh my god, Burger King sandwich sounds so good.
Number nine, Burger King foot fungus.
The last thing you want in your Burger King burger
is someone's foot fungus.
Classic.
I can't find a spot.
Yeah, don't try this.
Maybe leave, you fucking drunk psycho.
No, no, no, bro, just, just, just, just on the process.
You fucking drunk psycho, leave me alone.
Fuck you.
No, come back.
This guy, a fuck.
Ooh, classic.
uh wait is this guy a matter? what's the matter?
Chesh, should I do it?
I'm just a baby.
They are jinxing you.
We are fucked bro.
I'm not even getting this map.
It's literally just hiding in paintings.
That's all the time.
Yeah, and I'm not very good at this.
They've delivered.
They've delivered.
They've delivered.
They've literally given you no other option other than hiding in paintings. That's your only option. Here we go. Here we go
Here we go. Hey, there's a Lilo. What's it look like?
I'm a thousand miles away, but girl tonight
Pretty as you do
I'm square on shiny
Wait, who's things I saw now you should keep it down, right?
Well, you people born yesterday Joey
You were born without a matter. What's the matter wait? What's it? What now you kidding? What is that Joe?
What's the matter daddy?
But dude, you're actually just sounded so freaky. I'm not gonna make you say so basically the joke is I just called you a matter daddy
All right, man go run that shit lock it like this wait
hockey
Just trust the problem. I'm coming
I like these bears when you see a spot. That's really good also know his mind. Just don't read all right. All right
All right.
Oh, no.
Is that a decoy?
Wait, Chad, I kind of look like a galaxy.
The decoy, Chad, it's got to be a galaxy.
What?
All right, I'm dead.
Oh, oh, oh, no!
Mingo, question, Mingo, are you finding yourselves moving?
No, you were just on the wall.
Wait, wait.
That's the best.
Yo, yo.
That was a terrible smile, Lacey.
Wait listen listen we can talk about this. I don't see you
Yeah, why can't I get into the painting?
Me not young why can't I get into the painting bro? Whoa? Whoa?
Yo, hi boys is actually like Thanos. Oh my god
I heard no make-up brah I'm gonna need some help
in this big-ass room over here Jason not in a bad shout bro they got me
shh
hahahaha
bro I'm listening my brother's still in the way bro
oh my god bro here we go
I got a huge spot
ok
what are you doing
jason what do you think of my spot brah I copied this from Jason before
fucking brutal brutal actually brutal wait a brown tail this spot yeah do you see my spot
brutal mid man bro Jason what the fuck is that fucking masterpiece rainbow this
I'll give you 50
Wait, that's no way check that don't tell me that's actually wait. That's you see you
I'm sorry. Oh god. I'm sorry
No, oh god. I didn't know oh wait
No, oh god. I didn't know
Right, but I get canceled
Actually, I gotta see spots. I gotta see spots my fucking stupid. You're wallet. You're wallet. Let's go back
you notice what I'm sorry I'm sorry I didn't know just in what world hell
round this map is this map is mid-mid-mid-sachur it's just the same
true actually true actually true you just hide into a painting man
Wait, there's one in there
What the fuck is that
Shash, man, who the fuck random kid bro
Bro, where's my brother wants to like fireworks guys. This is my LG. This is LG
LG
I'm a beast!
I cannot find him!
I'm a conspiracy!
You're like a vile beast!
Man!
You're invisible!
I'm only in my heart!
It's not bad, Ron.
I'm pretty-
He's the patient behind you!
He paid himself as a person!
In the middle, in the middle, Bill!
No...
I'm fucking finished!
I'm bad.
Yeah!
I'll- I'll give you a point!
It's- I'll give you a point!
I'm actually gonna fight!
Who all is-
I'm on Blinkin', I'm Blinkin'!
Hey, I need my 50-gifted!
You know what I mean? That was me. That was strong.
I need a 50 get there, bro.
What the fuck?
I need a 50, bro.
I think it's actually good.
You take advantage of a drunk person.
No!
No!
Come on, bro.
LGLGLGLG!
LGLGLGLGL!
LGLGLGLGL!
LGLGLGL!
LGLGLGL!
dog says what the big thing thank you bro you're a man of your word I respect that
taking advantage of during command taking advantage of drunk people yoy oh
let's go to Lacey share you know painter and another lifetime
please this is LG make it a long game
I'm done
Have I changed my diaper bro, dude, I gotta get off this bottom man Wow
What's it doing to you junk? Yo, am I the only one who when you drink your dick it's hard. Yo, I'm doing fire
What's my brother after this?
Come over
I pulled to the start.
The hunter again?
Yeah, I got the IRL stream right back there.
We just got a rainbow pig again.
And then he greeted by a slide.
What?
Random.
Yo.
What?
Wait.
Yo, I'm while in.
Yo, I'm while in.
Let me know.
Guys, what does it say?
Bungalow later?
Serving?
Holy cheese, JC.
Look at this.
Oh, that would be a burnt peanut reference.
Yeah, there's cheese right here, bro.
The fudge.
Can I just cheese to this game last forever?
True.
I hope this, guys, I hope this lobby never lasts.
Baby
These are the good times we're gonna remember when we're 40
I wish there was a way to know you're in the code old days
Right you're 45, bro. You're not a good old days anymore
Nobody's finding me guys. I'll give you guys a hint of where I am
I think so, dude.
Who the fuck is Coco?
I'm so...
Chad, do I have to do it again?
Can I be a tryhard?
Should I do it again?
Oh yeah, I'm a beast at this game.
That's what they got, man.
I'm gonna do my own thing.
I'm gonna do my own thing.
Alright, that's gonna be my last resort.
I'm looking around.
Dude, I'm gonna light off fireworks.
My brother, bro.
anybody wants to come over you can
We're on the way
Now what I'm gonna do when I get there now what now what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna go to Florida and I'm gonna listen to fireworks. I'm gonna find exactly where you are leaked
Leaked leaked leaked lol. I'm gonna tarp in it. I'm gonna listen for fireworks going off
Yep, if you guys want to see Jinxie just go look for fireworks and tarp in springs. You'll find them
W tarp in spring. Let's go. We've blown up the whole shit. Hey folk tarp in springs
Can I get a little you might want to be careful about your words here like it?
Pop charge brings your brothers real ass Crips in there
All right, hi bruh
Yeah, you guys are gonna make fun of this spot, but it's about the strategy that's one Wow
Dixie like ties in cars or some shit
All the same good luck on a meal
I
Go easy on me. I'm just a guy's boys pre-firing in
Mechamelion your brother not produce quick take it down. I'm not bro
Take it. You're real bro
Let's go easy man. I'm just a baby
Wait, Jason
Jason fuck
Chad, the thing is, in this spot, I can't really spectate.
I don't think my spot's too bad.
I'm gonna be honest with you, Chad.
Like, is this, like, that bad of a spot?
I mean, this kind of looks like a toilet pan, or...
I miss only a little bit.
There's someone in there for sure, maybe.
Guys, I think Lacey glitched out of the map.
I'm not even kidding.
What?
What?
Like, I don't even think you can kill him.
I think it's very impossible for him to die.
That shit kind of looks like a food.
you are so bad bro silence your portavor of your friend me oh there's
some of that clip this and come back to it and and tomorrow Mexico is gonna be
England lock so good we come back to this tomorrow
my god gonna be dangling oh my god bro I'm a fucking G bro
Hi guys, you saw that shit or no?
Wait, so what?
Look at my spot bro, I like your creativity too.
Listen to this.
Hi guys, you see my spot over here or no?
Wait, I'm not gonna lie, you're not, wait, you might win.
No, I'm gonna win, there's no way I don't win.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He already ran past me.
Wait, I saw my ampic up bro.
Bro, there's someone in the trash can bro, in the G spot.
Bro, he's in the trash bro, come on, I'm leaking bro.
but I was in sports a gamer
I said is he that bad?
No!
What's the respect on this man?
Wait wait we can talk about it we can talk about it
You know how much time it's off?
Wait kill him murder!
We can talk about it
Kill him Swank!
Wait wait!
Kill that boy!
AHHHHH SPIKE!
FUCK!
Of course he's a great shot
God damn it I was strafing
Why'd you come back?
What is that?
Muda?
Is that Muda over there?
I already dodged you motherfucker!
I already dodged you motherfucker!
I'm a fucking beast bro!
I really played this game!
Is anybody else just not planning on dying?
Bro where are you?
I mean yeah, that's just too good
Dude, I'm a fucking brother
I'm a brother
Are you fucking stupid?
You're a racist tryharding dude
Yo Jason, really?
Jason, really bro?
Wake up
Jason is good
You're actually good
Jason bro
Yeah, yeah, I was actually pretty fucking good man. We're live Lacey me
One more bro one more
I need to go
Lacy's a try hard
I won't!
No, Lacey Scott is the...
Wait, what?
Bro, I got to kill him like 10 times.
I can't...
I'm attracted to the last game.
What?
I'm attracted to the last game.
It's been real.
No!
I can't even shoot you.
What?
What?
What?
Actual!
Actual last game.
It'll be three minutes.
Actual last game.
Wait, close my game.
I'm reopening.
Actual and real.
It's been real.
It's been real.
Actually, the last game.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I'm the fourth one.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Come on, y'all go.
You know what?
You can kill the lobster.
You can kill the lobster.
Get out of the water, you killer!
Come on, man!
Last one!
Come on, man!
Last one!
Come on!
Just one more!
No!
You're gonna be a winner!
Come on!
Two and four!
Yes!
Yes!
Let's go!
Okay
Yeah
The OG map
Okay, go back rooms back rooms back door. No back room sock. No
Guys they change
Good
Big man, yeah, let's get a W junk on the Chapman. That's just
Let's do it
Yo guys, we're gonna tarp in springs. We're gonna tarp in springs.
Let's go!
We're gonna tarp in springs.
Welcome to tarp.
We're gonna blow up tarp in springs.
We're gonna fucking tarp in springs.
I have a disabled teammate.
So let me guess, from Sugarland, really?
Like that's tarp in springs.
Yo, hi guys.
Locking, bro.
I don't need any of your CTE.
We need to find these fuckers, dude.
Uh, well, it's a 1v7.
Yeah, GGs, bro.
I have a disabled teammate
Okay, I have mine. Let's do I have mine bad. He finds me. Yeah, okay, but let's do it. You get this Jinxie
This is your best
Mecha stream because Muda's not here
actual
Hold on now. I'm drawing this JC on your honor. No, bro
How old were you guys when you guys shit yourself for the last time
I was wearing I was wearing diapers till I was four. Is that normal lace aren't you 22 right now?
I am but it but it so you shit yourself this year
Yes, sir. He's just a baby bro. He's just a baby bro. He's funny. You're about he's a grown-ass man
I'm right. He's dead. Oh, okay. You want to be 20?
25
Bro, it's not the best button the whole game like you got a
Yeah, what would you rather be doing generally generally? Yeah
Fireworks with my brother Wow, what you're gonna do momentarily
Guys we played Meshah for like two hours actually lame as hell, bro
Hey brother, it could be fun. I don't even know why LG. No, but we weren't done playing with you
Oh, whoa, just stick it easy, man.
DrakeBelt, classic.
Whoa, just stick it easy, man.
Chad, y'all remember Drake and Josh?
Did you?
What am I?
We're out there.
Let me see.
I'm going to be honest.
Minion?
Yeah, Minion's putting popcorn emoji.
Yeah, classic.
Whoa, just stick it easy.
Oh, god, it's over.
Oh, no, no, no.
Oh, god, oh, god, oh, god, oh, god.
Yeah, you want to whistle next to my spot?
Oh my god, oh god, oh no.
Dude, we grew up watching Drake and Josh
and now these kids are growing up watching Slot, bro.
What is that, Ron?
You know what I'm doing.
Chad, what does the bottom look like?
What is the bottom?
Maybe like that?
High-fives?
Ever finds?
Like it sucks.
OK, OK, OK, fine.
Jason, what are you doing, bro?
What?
Just let me cook, let me cook, bro.
Just let me cook.
All right, so step one of Candyland
is you've got to find the high ground.
Offspawn offspawn
No, bro, this is insane. No you can't
A lot of people like to be gingerbread watch out man
I'm keeping it. Yeah. Yeah. What is this? Good spots. Wait. Wait.
You weren't floating on my screen. Actually, I'm just going to do this if you weren't on
your screen. Tarpen Springs map. Oh, yeah, dude. You're so original, bro. I'm just going
to do this and then just trust me. I'm going to just do this and then this and then that.
Y'all are part of me. Y'all are part of me. What are y'all saying, chat?
Let's see, Mingo is never getting found, I don't think.
Look at Lacy, we can't be serious with this one, right?
Is it cheese?
Is it my spot cheese?
It's a little cheese, but you know, cheese is a lot.
We're looking to drive to get one of the cans.
Whistle if your penis is larger than four inches.
My penis is definitely larger now.
I'm spamming the fuck out of my shit.
And it's Vanius fuck.
Any last words?
Alright, here's somebody over here.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, this guy's dead.
He's over here.
Wait, check this one?
Chad, what does the bottom look like?
This one?
You guys do realize a 4 inch penis is normal.
You guys don't have to spam whistle.
4 inch is actually pretty good.
It's like 5 and a half.
No, average erection is 4.7.
I mean, no, it's not.
No, it's not.
If that's not possible.
That's 5.3.
Average erection is 4.7.
Bernard!
Don't believe that.
I
Feel good
Bernard what's the average length of an erection?
Yeah
J.C. Lock in rough
Bernard, but I'm not sexually active
They're not the best in Brawl.
What is the average length of an erect penis in the United States?
Yeah, I know somebody's over there.
Is around five to six inches.
FAAAHH!
WHAT?!
FIVE TES-
WHAT?!
That's not five inches!
WHAT?!
That's literally-
WHAT?!
That's fucking huge!
Yo, look at my mind chat. Is it good?
I got jit. Yo, Jixi, have you found fucking anyone, bro?
Where I found somebody? Hi, bro!
Yeah!
Nice! Yo, there's someone over here. I'm about to get mad.
Yanko, come on bro.
Yeah, that's not where your finaling goes.
Come on, bro.
Come on, Yanko.
You're not going to find me, bro.
Bro, bro, you so new, bro.
Bro, I promised you.
Why are you bullying me?
Why are you bullying me?
Bro, we have...
Welcome to my laboratory was safety is number one for
Chat anybody watch a YouTube channel
Whistle bro, he's not gonna find
Haters
You were like
5.5
I did you play zombies mingo you are the only one left
Where's mingo you're not finding it right there
Did you just fake laugh Jason fake laugh equals funny Jason fake laugh
I don't
Did you just
Fake laugh
Maybe give burger a hug
My mom just texted me asking for was gunshots or fireworks outside
Sherry Hill
You heard that you just sold me. Oh, yes, so I didn't I didn't oh god. Oh god. Oh god
Find the building I'm eyes gonna find you I'm eyes gonna find my mind is on you
No, Mingo, you won't whistle again.
What?
Mingo, you won't whistle again.
Mingo, you won't whistle again.
You whistle again.
It's Goldberg.
You whistle again.
It's over.
Didn't get this.
Dude, dude, dude, he's not going to hear.
I promise you.
Fucking freeload.
Now he was in the house in the roof.
He was under the roof.
All right, guys.
I was trying if you don't yeah
sure he didn't have his wife to play with us and you're the first one to leave
you know hey you know what love you to death kid
Oh
Hey, hey, who you gonna host you guys let me say this before I leave bro
Mike moves by pretty fast, and if you don't stop and look around once in a while
You might just miss it leaves with aura
See you guys later
Yeah, I'm gonna just go ahead and do that too all right, so I was I was
Hey boys, I'm gonna see y'all later room. Let's see y'all later
I'm gonna catch you boys. Oh my god. Hey, it's in Cambridge. W's W. I'm gonna catch our boys
Hey
I'm a 18k let's go
So you have a good work. I'm gonna see ya maybe I'll see your boys then
If I see y'all then I see you
Oh, okay. I'm probably gonna see about your blizzard
I was on my favorite gifts. Oh careful. Oh
so cute
This is my favorite. I'm gonna see a blizzard drugs. I can't sleep
I'll put asleep
Good Cardi did I
Shit
Yeah, boys, we we got
Hey boys, we got the fourth of the July party coming up in a couple minutes. Oh
Yeah, let's are we are we uh?
I just heard the whistle.
I don't want to be that guy, but there's definitely a mecca on your play button one.
Oh no.
Vron, don't move.
Oh my god.
Don't fucking move.
There's a mecca on my play button.
Do not move, bro.
Where is it?
I didn't mean it in who is my god. He's actually good. He knows how to change
What the fuck do you see it? Oh my god
Wait three
What the fuck there's a mecca on me. Oh, oh my god. There's a negative on me
There's a match of chameleon
Love y'all then I'm gonna see y'all then
All right, bro. All right, we'll just make sure you don't catch up. Oh, wow. Yeah, she's
Seen it through
All right, bro. Well, it's just me, you know
Yep, so I'm gonna make sure you get home safe, bro
Yeah, I got you. I'm gonna make sure that like, you know, the door doesn't hit you on the butt on the way
You know, I'm gonna make sure no one tries to run up on you when you walk in your car
I got you bro. I got you, bro. I'm gonna I'm gonna make sure you're good, bro
I'm gonna make sure you're good
Yeah bet yeah, I honestly appreciate you I'm just gonna go ahead and make sure you can go ahead and get to your car
You're uber whatever it is safely. I got you now, but honestly, it's I insist I make sure you're safe like that
I'm gonna make sure you're safe like I got you the way out bro
You shouldn't have bro. I was already planning on waiting for you dude
I already didn't order my car tell my friend to come pick me up. Nothing. I said hold on. I gotta wait a second
Yeah, but honestly like bro hot mods been the word GTRP. I'm never playing anything just because of the chat
I'm not even kidding. I'll never do it just because you guys
Yeah, honestly, bro, I'm gonna hold the door for you. Like let me get us hold the door for you
I'll bet you know it. That's awesome. Nice of you to hold the door for me, bro
I'm gonna step outside to get some fresh air and wait for you out here until you leave
Hey, bro, honestly, fuck the fresh air take a shot for me. Take a shot for the chat
Okay, let's all take a shot, bro. I'll take a shot right now. I'll say I'll take one for you
Hey, those gunshots as such
Wait, no, no, why is your head so small in comparison to the camera first-time chatter?
I'm slouched bro
Can't even just chill on camera, bro
All right, bro, so we did the driving. Let's do that. We did the drinking now. It's time to do the high
Hey, bring okay, I'm done bring four bloods up here. Let's smoke them
We could get that going
Hey, chap
W fucking stream in the fucking chop
But we literally turned nothing into something bro like what we were supposed to do a party today
Got fucking cancelled. We turned nothing into something
Good fucking vibes good fucking energy. I had so much fun today. I did us like I
Did us love streaming. I don't know what it is like
I
Just like it. I like it a lot
Don't be fucking streaming
Spend time with your loved ones from 4th of July. You know I'm saying I did a stream on 4th of July
So W Ron spend time with your loved ones. Um, I
Might be honest with you. I
Was supposed to do a stream with adapt tomorrow where we go on the go-kart in alibu. Do you guys think it's still happening or not?
I don't know if that's still happening to be honest with you
To be honest, I don't really know so I
don't know but
I'm gonna try to go live tomorrow. I gotta think of something so if not, you know
But W stream in the chat man. Thank you for all the subs
Thank you for all the dough knows. Thank you to anyone who followed
I appreciate everyone who spent the day with me you guys didn't have to spend the 4th of July with me
But you did so I appreciate the stable community
You guys are fucking go red
W's in the chat man appreciate anyone who subbed anyone who don't know I love
you
you
you
you
you