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07-10-2026 ยท 4h 27m
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No, you got no mic, dude.
No, what are you making?
Hey, what?
Oh, you've got this.
Yeah.
Oh, here we go.
Yeah.
Where are you going?
What are you doing here?
Oh, not your time.
Hello?
How am I not fucking working?
Hello?
Haha.
Hey.
Jack, how's the audio?
I'm rubbing my thigh, bro.
How's the audio?
Is the audio good?
If not, we'll switch. I'm not gonna lie. I will say I think it should be fun
Guys we're in Florida right now we're headed to a five location. I'm not gonna say J. Yeah, we're headed straight to fc
You can take a look, man, we're chillin', y'all.
Hold on, why did you,
dude, I know guys, don't say I look too sexy for a chill,
man, chill.
We're gonna be doing a lot of shit today.
I'm gonna get drunk on the boat.
We might shoot some shit.
We might have some, yeah, I don't know, actually,
to be honest with you.
I've never caught a fish.
We're asking you to cancel today.
No, it's not that hard to get me canceled, man.
Listen, man, first stop we're going to the MCU's island, y'all.
How far are we from the island?
20 miles, 20 miles, y'all.
We're 20 miles away.
Yeah, but it'll get quieter once we get there, man.
But it's a pretty nice town, bro.
It's a really nice town.
I'm hoping that it doesn't fucking rain.
The goal today is that later,
I'm gonna try to catch a fish.
Like a salmon, maybe, yeah.
Got a salmon.
We're a whale. I don't really know.
But it's nice out, bro. Feel good?
Chad, Streamer University just got announced. Stop saying I'm logging to your hometown.
Oh, right.
There's a great house right there.
Down the aisle.
Is that a house?
Yeah.
That's like a fucking pool.
guys that's not that's not also by the way we're close to tarpon springs a
fuck tarpon springs bro fuck tarpon springs we don't give a fuck about that
dead city bro that shit is weak as shit anyone from tarpon springs come kill me
I don't give a fuck I don't care bro
shit is so sweet over there bro we're in the fucking hood now bro yeah look at
What is this shit, bro?
This is fucking good.
This shit is for real, not sweet over here.
No, bro.
Also, we have like a tube, right here.
We might, we might decide to use it.
I don't know yet, I'm a little scared.
He said the boat goes 80 miles per hour.
I don't know if I wanna do that.
Oh, is he already getting on it?
This is such a weak car, bro.
Oh!
Oh, oh, I got you a beer.
All right, yep, and we're also drinking beers today,
which I don't usually drink, but.
I'm forcing Rod Jeremy to drink today.
Yeah, I'm gonna get this.
I just will.
Last time I drank a beer, I spit it out, it was nasty.
We got a professional driver that's only gonna smoke
marijuana, he's not waiting for you to do you a line.
Don't worry, oh, thank you for 150 gifted.
Oh, shit.
Well, that's a lot of money.
Guys, you don't have to give me a tip.
We don't need money, guys, come on, no.
Guys, we're just, we don't need it.
We don't need it.
Thank you, though.
What's going on?
Whoa, bro.
Hello.
Hey, we're out to shooting guns, catching fish.
What's going on here?
Are we good?
We're good.
Oh, yeah.
This is, uh...
There's the open.
There's the open?
Nope, you see?
There's the open?
Stay on guard!
Stay on God, or I'll kill you!
Where?
Where the fuck are the dolphins?
I just saw one right in front of us.
Stay on God.
I'm God, I bet.
Where is it?
Right there!
shit wait oh my god oh my god oh my god he's so cute he's tiny look at him he's playing
Wait, did they know? Hey!
Gerald!
Is it Gerald?
One of them is Gerald. That's the leader.
Oh, shit. I've never seen a dog in this club.
Oh, it's Gerald.
Oh my god.
That's the mama.
Wait, they're huge. What the fuck?
Do you think they're friendly? Like if you jump in?
Dude, look at that one's cock.
What?
His cock was out.
Wait, that's the one who keeps beautiful, bro.
That's the one who keeps beautiful.
That's the one who keeps beautiful.
That's the matter daddy over there.
What's the matter daddy?
Look at those dogs.
Let's keep moving, yeah?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
All right, man.
There's someone over there that's gliding in.
What's that got?
He's, oh, shit!
He's gliding in the little lady.
Wait, why don't we have that shit?
That would be fire.
Instead, I'm just on this shitty $2,000,000 boat.
Oh, hey, bro, shout out to the offing.
How's this signal though?
We gotta start our link if we need.
I think we're good, yeah?
I think we're good.
I'm not gonna lie, that was my first time
seeing a off in like years.
That was beautiful.
Now how we doing?
Is it good?
Are there any tips?
There's a lot of them.
We have a lot of it, right?
We have a lot of it.
I can't open my phone, so I can't tell.
Listen, we're about like 15 minutes away.
Yeah, it's good, it's perfect.
Guys, this is where GTA 6 is gonna fucking be, man.
This is the free release.
Yeah, this is the free release.
Yo, what the fuck?
How clean is that?
The Coast Guard, bro.
Oh, hi.
They're probably looking for us.
Yeah, probably.
Also, guys, later we're gonna do something special.
We got a little bit of art, you know, artillery.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I don't want to say too much just yet, you know what I'm saying?
We got to head, head miles off the coast.
Yeah.
But yeah, I'm excited, bro.
I'm fucking excited.
Also, tomorrow we got Holland versus England,
fucking England.
Got doorway.
Yeah, fucking England.
We're supporting Holland.
Should we show them Woody's?
Woody's Woody's.
Yeah, we'll pop in the Woody's real quick.
Let's Woody's.
Woody's in the spot.
Holy shit.
Hey, everybody!
I'm with Team Boo!
Yeah, here they go.
Rollin, rollin, rollin!
I'm showin' to your kids!
Yeah, bro. What is, what is up?
What is, what is,
Oh, he's throwing your muscles down.
What is it?
I should have laced it.
What is it though?
Like drinking?
I'll show you.
I'm excited to drink this beer, bro.
What the fuck did you do?
Nothing.
Shoot where we're dropping in.
Look at this shit.
Yeah, I actually got you on stream to actually promote this.
The dream is actually to promote this, and it's, uh...
Fuck this.
This is my bar I bought.
You bought a fucking bar?
Yeah.
Someone parked at my fucking...
Wait.
No closer, bro. What the fuck?
There's rocks.
You bought a fucking bar?
What do you do with your money, bro?
That's what I do. I just buy shit like this.
You bought a fucking bar.
Yeah, so this whole tall seaball, this is all my property.
This, this was, uh...
Like, uh, a little bar and grill that got destroyed in the hurricane.
Hurricane, oh, I'm so sorry, bro. You need donations. I bought it after it was already destroyed
So I'm gonna bring it back to life. Yeah, bro. How much was it?
Like two and some change two hundred thousand not bad
No thousand five hundred there were two million fucking idiot. That's two million
It's on the goal. Wait, do you get that building too? No
No.
Wait, so that's two million dollars.
God, bro, you're just like-
I'll sell it to you for four.
I don't want it.
I'm good.
That's a good deal.
That's actually nuts.
You just spend, huh?
That's kind of fucking two million fucking dollars, eh?
You know?
I'm struggling over here, man.
But Chad, listen, don't give subs.
Yeah, look at the other bars.
There's people in there drinking.
Oh, shit.
Put a dock in here.
You pull up on your boat.
You get a margarita.
Oh, shit.
You can drink for free, obviously.
You think so?
You can be a bartender there.
You know what I look like, I'm like, is this shit, too?
What's wrong with the bartender?
Bro, it's a good honest job.
Now everyone can be a fucking streamer
where they just sit on their fucking desk all day.
That's what I do.
You are literally a professional...
Dude, you streamers literally do nothing.
Bro, at one point you were a professional miner
and you're talking about that all I'm good at
is sitting like this. You did minecraft speedruns.
That's what you did.
Bro, you just like...
Look at life chat. Guys, if you're at home right now,
crack a fucking beer. You know what I'm saying?
Give it to the monitor.
How about you drink your beer?
Alright, bro.
You want to try who can drink it the fastest?
Yeah.
Alright.
Ready?
Three, two, one.
Who the fuck was that?
Oh, I can't kill it.
No, you beat me, bro.
You beat me.
What the fuck is this all over the boat?
Oh, no, no, no, no.
I got it.
What if I did that to your Porsche, your GT3 RS, huh?
I washed my Florida beer on your car.
I'll clean it right now.
Listen y'all we're headed to a location
Some of y'all might be familiar with it. I don't want to say it just yet, but it's close. So don't panic hold tight
patiently
What are you doing right now?
I'm just oh wait. Can we talk about something that we were talking about before the stream?
Yo guys who has seen the myth clip
That has been going viral bro. Yo, you lost against myth in a 1v1
Bro, I wake up every night, drenched in sweat, just thinking about all the times and miss
shit on the air and just...
It's going by right now, we're gonna go, jeez.
Jeez.
And then you let your justice head set.
Jeez.
Bro, Chad, I'm gonna be honest though, like, myth low-key, I said that they should run
it back, bro.
It was lamiki, bro.
You chopped them down within, like, 30 seconds.
Bro, myth, bro.
You gotta get back, bros.
It's bullshit, bro.
clips at him doing this fucking like dance or whatever that he did can't
move you down challenge it's been pissing me off man I got to see them run it
back yeah I'm gonna I challenge with the 1v1 tilt to tower we gotta collect the
mats pull up set the ramps up 1v1 no floor just straight ramps just chopping
each other down
Hey, is he still raw like that?
I don't know, Chad.
It's mixed good at Fortnite.
I'll be honest though, like in prime,
like you were definitely way better.
No big cry.
Oh.
It's like, we can talk about this all day,
but it's like the ninja shit, bro.
Ninja was never bad.
What is that?
Is this a hell of a job here?
What?
A hell of a job here?
It's probably a bunch of other shit behind us.
So, you're too old.
What is that?
Yo, does it look like a bunch of like rich fucks out here?
Is this drive there shit?
It's like a big hill not there.
I've seen a...
Yeah.
Yeah, I've seen great car nose fly around here.
Oh, even up there, does that house up there?
Really?
Oh!
Did you buy those too?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
ETA sir?
How fast will we there?
Let's get there as fast as we fucking can.
Oh, shit.
I don't believe this boat can go back as fast as it's present.
We're like barely in the middle.
How fast is it?
Yeah, it's a little higher.
Yeah, that's fucking cool.
Look at the speed of that two.
It's a little higher.
It's a little higher, bro.
We're here right now.
I think we can get closer.
We're good.
We can get to the high.
Man, I just love the air, man.
You're really drinking shit, huh?
You already opened up a new one?
Yeah, I did.
I'm practically glad you opened up a new one, bro.
I'm a fucking alcoholic, bro.
Ever since I met Jake's dad in Minecraft years,
I was in his try to make it be straight.
Fucking hate tarpon straights, man.
That's just a piece of shit.
You wouldn't tarpon straights?
Yeah, just eatin' shit.
We're callin' on tampon straights.
Hahahaha, tampon streak! That's actually good!
Yeah, I'm gonna start to say this again?
Cause that's all soft it is over there.
You wanna try it?
A bunch of pull-assies in tampon streak!
Cause the joke here is it's not torping!
It's tampon!
I got it.
I got it.
A tampon streak!
Yeah.
Damn, bro, is this your own electric mode?
What's going on?
I thought you said that she gets to 80 miles!
80 miles!
Hey, Bob!
Jack, hold on!
Hold on, hold on!
Hold on!
It's safe to get on one of those fucking floaty-shatter dolls.
Hey, come on!
Hey! Oh!
Are you good?
He's got some shit back in there, little kid!
Oh!
Oh shit, someone's dropping in!
You don't have to make fun of my hairline every opportunity, by the way.
I get my hairline isn't the best, bro, but like, I'm thirsty, baby.
No, I'm not.
I know, he's dropping it in.
Oh, shit, I think I...
I got a set.
Oh.
T-Fu.
There's more than enough to figure it out.
I got it, yeah, I got it.
Listen, Chad, I'm gonna tell you guys the first location we're going to.
Alright.
The first location we're going to...
This T-Boos original house!
Where he taught...
Yeah, why are you like others so bad?
Bro, because it's fucking iconic.
So looking through the window,
you gotta get the angle though.
You gotta get the angle where it looks like you're the...
You're like the camera bro, that's actually...
Bro, you can see those fucking people on the island.
Classic, classic.
Move late, yes!
Bro, am I even kidding?
His house is not a making it
I used to watch you squawk right until you were
Wait, what's your, uh, what's your credit or something?
Stay around?
I don't know, I think he's just fucking
Like, damn, what is this?
Oh, fuck, fuck that shit
Chad, are you guys excited for the game tomorrow or what?
I'm actually hiding in the spot
I wanna see Holly just like
I wanna see Holly murder someone tomorrow
tomorrow.
Spots run full speed.
I want to see if this rips up a test.
But you know, I think it can.
I didn't have to do it.
I thought it was going to serene tomorrow.
Take that like.
Oh, look at that.
See that?
There we go.
There it is.
There's home.
Right there.
I want to pass.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's gonna make me come, bro, it's beautiful.
Is that the bridge?
Yeah.
That's a Sissy Bridge, right?
Oh, you can jump off that.
That's the bridge that Lacey jumped off.
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
All right, guys.
Yeah, yeah, that's the one that Lacey jumped off on, right?
That's like a Sissy one, though, no?
He jumped off like 30 feet.
It's crazy, though.
Maybe.
I'm kind of a little tired.
Yeah, I know.
You know what I'm saying?
Wait a minute, let me see.
What's this gonna look like?
Anyways, the rust are gonna do some jumping off chain.
Apparently he knows his spot, I don't know.
I think he takes all this.
Yeah, but like, you're talking like
you're gonna jump off stuff that's high.
Didn't I say something small?
You're gonna jump off that.
You said he's gonna jump off that.
How tall is that?
35, 40 feet.
I'll jump off that, dude.
All right.
Is it actually 35 feet?
Oh, what?
That's not high, how tall is that?
I think it's close to my house.
35 feet.
Yeah, but you're like, you know, you're like dense.
Oh, nice, they want to see rocks after being died.
That's five-fourth of the tall.
Oh, nice, the riders.
In fact, she's beautiful.
I know she's getting way higher.
Yeah, we have to like
Also guys, we're not any stream until we catch what?
Well
Yeah, we're not anything so we get it work on
So people that ass just take the most out of the ocean
Like I can use the door unlimited right here.
Here we go, like, what was it like?
We go like, you know, like, run like 100, do it in a mile.
But what about the pirates?
They're pretty good.
Yeah, like if you, you know, like, if I shoot like a 308,
it's in the exit block.
In a few rounds, like, I usually...
Have you ever encountered someone on the water trying to rob you?
I can't imagine having a boat. I would just freak shit out here.
I would just have sex on top of a boat.
Imagine making a child on a boat. How do you think you were made?
I was made on a boat.
I think I was made a missionary.
You feel like there's boats that are best in the bedroom?
Yeah, like the firetrip. Yeah, that was what I was made on.
I got my own you tell me this like a couple of teeth in there. That's the problem. Yeah
Where can I buy a boat? I drive that now
But I need like a special license
Very good kind of balance. I don't think I go to water. The ocean.
Now you gotta go to like Newport
Oh, that's all the agents are shut out Jason
Nice
What's our ETA sir?
Hey sir!
Oh!
Holy shit, I can't, we're gonna keep moving.
Come on, Val!
Seven miles!
10 minutes, 10 minutes.
10 minutes.
Oh, shit!
Oh, whoa!
10 minutes, hey?
10 minutes, I'll pass the number.
I'll take it all.
You want to get on it?
Yeah.
10 minutes, hey?
Make that shit five, let's do this thing.
I'm gonna get that shit off.
Get out of my...
Also guys, um, I did not eat today, so...
You know, if you ask me to get food, I'll get food later with that.
We're gonna go get food?
Yeah bro, I don't know if this should get...
Can we... can we catch and cook?
Uhhh...
I don't know what's up with...
You gotta come back down here and go off shore for like two days.
Now? How long do you know?
You gotta go for like one night.
What can you match for the night?
Right on that shorefish.
Snapper, grouper.
Oh, the creeper snapper.
I thought that one was nice.
How's the audio, by the way? Is it good?
Chad, what do you know?
Chad, audio good?
Well, I'm a lot of message-eaters, I don't know.
You both need a trip to Turkey.
What's with that pride?
I mean, you know, my shit, I think it's about mine.
It's not like pride.
It's just like, this should go, though.
Like, when you're five, so your shit's actually going to be cooked.
Dude, that's something like 15 years.
Yeah.
Fuckin' be 34.
Yeah.
God damn, you ever used to piss me off.
Why do you look older than me, though?
I don't know how old you are.
I was like, you're like, you know, 30 working at like, like an Apple store.
Oh, I got it, I got it.
I got working at Apple store.
You know what I mean?
No, I get what you're saying.
No, I think I understand what you're saying.
It's not that bad.
Don't fuck yourself, not about that.
Ah, fucking damn, bro.
Where the fuck did the sun go?
Let me back to the bottom of this.
You know, clouds, they block the sun.
Oh, yeah.
What type of sunset you're on here?
Wait, eight or nine?
Twenty-eight or so.
Yeah, I'm just waiting for it.
Hey. Hey.
I mean, look at this, bro.
I wouldn't get that shit still.
I want to do a stream where I feel the mode,
and then I just take it in the ocean and still.
Okay, but you're always doing this just hop on the tube right now.
You'll be a hop on the tube at 80 miles per hour.
Yeah.
Don't fuck yourself.
Yeah, but if you hop on the super 80 miles per hour,
I'll hop on the super 80 miles per hour.
On the way back.
Yeah.
On the way back.
Yeah, what do you think?
Should I buy a boat?
You know what we were looking at boats and like,
just like you called me the other day, huh?
Yeah, that's what I was saying.
That's how we even started.
It's like, you can buy a boat for like $100,000.
You can buy a boat for like a grand.
Yeah, but I don't know if I want to get on that boat.
Oh, uh-huh.
What?
You're getting kinda fuckin' lanky once.
Ha ha ha ha!
Holy shit, I'm better than a pilot.
Oh, my god.
Yeah, so like, you should buy a boat
and like, there's gotta be a lake near you back off.
Yeah, we, we would have voted on that yard.
How big's the lake?
No, it's so cool.
Oh.
Yeah, I mean, you can't have a fuckin'
a jelly boat or something.
I was like, hey, we're neighborhoods,
but each of us, we'll get that man, right?
You're gonna need to win?
Yeah, we're probably gonna get kicked out.
I'm gonna get kicked out, aren't I?
Yeah, so that'll be real.
We probably got another like 40 days
until we get kicked out.
I'll be honest.
Yeah, I think you guys should just get
a street warehouse in Florida,
leave California for good.
I mean, hey.
So what do you think, California or Florida?
I like Florida, bro, I do.
The only reason I like California
I don't know if this can't do it already.
I so want to like board up like California.
You're going to run into people that are just like being annoyed.
Like board up or running into oldie fans, bitches, and take streamers every five minutes.
That's Miami, dumbass.
Miami's shocked, bro.
Yeah, I don't want to be in tampon sprays.
You're going to swim.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Is there Orlando nights?
No, no.
What's the nicest spot to be in Florida?
It's the West Palm Beach.
The Naples, Marko Island,
Miami Beach,
and it's the two parts south.
West Palm, Jupiter is really nice.
West Palm, Jupiter.
But yeah, like even like,
Marko oil and maple is the size.
Isn't it the Mahalas coast?
Yeah, so if you live on the east coast,
you can just run your boat across.
You can actually come on.
This road that we're doing right here is like almost a moment
to how long it would take for you to go
from like Jupiter, Westphalus to the Mahalas.
Why don't we go in the fucking Mahalas right now?
Because it's the run on the other side.
How much more out of time is that?
That's a lot out of time.
We should play at a Bahamas tree.
I found one.
Is it a Bahamas tree?
Wasn't it like that?
It was great.
That's what Lacey has.
Is it Starling?
What?
It was pretty bad.
It would be you, Starling?
I don't know.
It depends on what island you're on.
I don't know.
It doesn't matter, right?
It's free to Starling everywhere you go.
What?
Marko Island.
It's nice.
Yeah, it's Marko Island.
It's nice.
Yo guys, you don't have to hear the word island again.
Dude, we're not talking about M-Sleep, you guys.
We're talking about underwater.
Please, bro.
This is what I'm gonna say about living in Florida, alright?
If you look at the GTA 6 map, you can pick anywhere on that map.
You can pick anywhere on that map to live anywhere north of that map. That's not even really Florida. Florida starts at like
you know like the little bit north of the north of Tampa, Orlando that's not really Florida that's like
Disney Land, that's where Vicky's are, like the Vicky Mouse, like Fuck Orlando, Fuck Jacksonville,
Fuck Tampa, Butter Cranes, Fuck the Paleo, Fuck all that shit, Florida's like mid central down.
Yeah, listen man, you're speaking my language right now, Fuck Tarpon Springs, you know what I'm saying?
I like this area though, but I was here last time like, it's just beautiful, I mean, look,
everyone's now in the fucking water, so...
You think anybody recognizes us?
No pictures!
Also, by the way guys, I know a lot of you guys are probably going to try to stream some of us,
We're trying to come out of this.
Please don't shoot, we're humans too guys.
Please don't shoot, we're humans too guys.
Please don't shoot, I've been...
I've been throwing stuff at them.
You know how a kid run up to me once and just hopped his head out of it.
Really?
What's the weirdest part of it?
He was a 12 year old.
No.
What's the weirdest thing that you've ever had?
Right this.
All right.
Oh well, oh well.
No way, I don't know.
This again.
Almost there.
Loving?
Close. Close.
Yeah.
Fishing right now?
Farming freaks.
No, he's tarping fishing.
Hey, fuck you, I'm a spank!
Guys, I'm about to get a hair transplant on the street, bro.
They're just saying I'm getting long by you for the last 30 minutes.
I bet your mom is being...
No, bro. They said my hair line is fucked up.
Also, guys, stop making edits to me on TikTok, bro.
I see the edits. It's crazy to swap.
They keep like...
What I'm trying to figure out is, like, how is the wind blowing backwards
Backward and your hair is going forward, don't fuck this job.
I have nice hair, bro.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, I'm fucking in here.
Oh, shit.
Damn.
Wait, can we see it from here?
What?
Yo, these kids are in your fucking house!
Holy fuck, my house is damn.
They're fucking bad.
Wait, they gotta kick rocks.
Fuck, how are we gonna get in here?
Fuck, you're gonna get fucked on this stuff, fuck.
Oh, yeah.
Typhlo.
That's the last one.
Hello.
We didn't take this one, they're out.
Yeah, we got a Valera and this,
we're gonna fuck it.
More of these poles in front of my house.
Wait, where is he?
Get out of the way, get out of the way!
Yeah, the fuck these, put on it.
Yo, it's T-Fu, move out the way!
Hold on.
Yeah.
We wish we were the Dippers.
All right, which one is it?
How do we get the camera up there wait if we put the why don't we put the boat on
I only own the water line.
I'll tell these kids to kick rocks and join in time with their families.
We're trying to make money here.
For real?
You guys aren't working?
You didn't get the subs right on them.
I hope not.
I don't want your guys subs.
Don't get me off.
Pretty wealthy, please.
You want me to get right there?
To the beach?
Or are we just going right here?
Guys, no pictures!
I
Mean
That guy's dead ass standing on water
I'm gonna piss anywhere now Oh you're about to pee in the water?
Yeah
Your house is literally right there and you're gonna pee in the water?
I can't wait I gotta smoke a lot of air
We're granting this guy a ready...
Oh no I can't It says that it's four feet
I can't get in bro No I'm too scared
I'm scared of the water, bro
Wait, which one is yours that one over there right there yeah, I already miss it
Yeah facts not bringing my phone fuck my chat bro. Hey chat
And you guys want to type we're talking your fucking selfs go fuck yourselves. I just
Leave it in my pocket, it's not so much shit.
You can work out what this is.
I have a small water bag in the air.
You're going to get over there.
How are you going to get over there? Do you know?
We're about to go swimming.
Hey, what about the mic?
Do you have to keep anything else on the water?
Right, I got to take off my shirt.
It might just start putting W's in my jet.
You think you're mic is low?
Alright man, are you all ready for it or no?
Okay, so I've been secretly working out.
I know a lot of you guys are going to be surprised.
any surprise I've actually been secretly working out and I have some
special to show y'all
oh it's D what did we see
Alright, you have one mission. No fucking up here.
I don't want to take out my backpack. I don't want to take out my camera. We'll be fine.
Guys, please stop putting hard eyes on my body. I don't want to see it.
Are they putting hard eyes on now?
I guess it's yeah.
See if we take off your shirt, bro. We want to see your sexy butt. Oh shit
Good
Let's do this, bro. Just tighten this up. Can I dive here?
Come on, baby. Hey, don't be scared of this. Listen if a shark comes at you, bro
War to my deads on cherry honey. I'm gonna fucking kill my bare fucking hands
Whoa, oh this feels good
I don't go about this
No, no, no, trust me.
Put the wire behind your head.
Get in my fucking shoulder, bro.
Bro, just come down here, just.
Bro, ladies, I'm shorter than you.
I mean, size up on your shoulders?
Yeah.
You're gonna fucking fall backwards.
OK.
There you go.
Get your cock on my neck, though.
It's on your neck.
Come on.
Hey!
No, lock in, bro.
Come on, lock in.
I got time for this shit.
I look like a, I kind of look like a, I kind of look like a,
one guy from the city.
I'm not gonna lie, though.
Here, you probably look even shorter.
Don't fuck with me.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Wait, it's kinda set!
Woo!
Can you get the angle from the beast for me?
Walk out of the way!
I know, I know, I know!
Man, just go.
Just keep going.
Start it!
I'm gonna look set!
I'm gonna let you off.
I'll see you later.
Oh!
Oh man!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, man.
Should we just go back a few?
That's the SS matter.
I gotta buy a boat.
Guys, I know you want to keep putting these hard eyes, but please stop.
I'm uncomfortable.
I'm a human too.
They just keep standing there like I look so good.
Like, is that shit?
Who the fuck took a shit?
Who the fuck are you?
Oh, shit.
Finally, neither of us have our phones.
I have a phone.
Okay, bro.
Oh, fuck the chat.
Let's enjoy the day.
I'm just hollering out there, bro.
Hootin' and hollering, bro.
Look at this fucking guy.
He's looking at the boat, though.
Bro.
This is fucking beautiful, man.
This is cute.
This is life.
That was the best angle of a boat I've ever seen.
Ever.
Bro, I'm not to mention I've been in the gym now, so like my body's good, like I'm ready
to show off, but I feel good.
Guys, if you want a photo, let's make a line.
I'm just at Newson's to the beach.
Everyone's just trying to enjoy their day with their family, and I'm just here just fucking
Oh
Nah, these kids don't know me. This is like
This is like eight year olds
Usually my demographic is like 25 28. They're usually like older guys
Look at the boat in the background. Yeah, it looks fucking beautiful
Like I'm not even kidding. It makes me want to buy a boat
I can't believe, I can't believe you have a house on the fucking water.
What else am I supposed to do?
Living in a house that is on the water?
Sounds way boring.
This guy's a fucking piece of shit, man.
So I'm confused with kids over here, there's no sharks.
You know what we should do for a stream?
We should put a shark fin on us, and then we should start going up to the kids.
My brother's dead.
How you doing, man?
I'm with T-Fill.
Yeah, with T-Fill, yeah.
What's he doing?
Yeah, we're just we're uh, yeah, we're doing a lot of shit right now. Yeah, we're just working
I don't want to see black bars in my face. That's all
Like this isn't like look at this bro, she's like enjoying her life like I didn't we need to move to Florida, bro
Fuck California. We pay 50% taxes
Can't shoot guns. We're stuck with shitty HOA
This is peak life all we need now is just a beer
My right. We didn't bring any beer. Oh, yeah, we're a dick fridge. What we're a dick fridge
Thanks. Yeah, thanks. Is he here? Oh, so
Bro, honestly, I'm not taking no photos with nobody anymore like I mean you we're fucking oh
Oh yeah, of course, bro, let's do it, yeah, let's do it, bro.
Oh yeah, no, that's fine.
You guys want me to take the photo?
Yeah, that's fine.
Oh yeah, I got to see you guys.
Come on, man, get the shirt.
Hold on, you have portrait mode on.
There we go, hold on, maybe take a look in the bathroom.
There you go.
Thank you, bro, thank you.
Oh, you don't want?
No.
No, you know what it is, usually kids are nervous around me.
I have what the kids call a horror.
Oh shit.
Yo, where'd Dick's at, man?
You know what it is also, by the way?
I didn't want to be the guy to say it.
You have more like a guy demographic.
I have like more of like a women demographic.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Yeah, what would you say like percentage-wise or like ladies in my chat?
I feel like it would be like, what do you think?
75%? 75%? These girls are high enough I am. I'm just not going to bother you know.
Yeah I know guys, I know. It's me.
God bro, I didn't know we're doing a fucking cardio stream. What the fuck's going on?
What the fuck is the house?
I'm fast as shit. Are you?
Is he beating me or what?
Bro, my 40 yard dash is a 3.95.
You're right, so you should have no problem beating me then.
No problem at all.
Plus, you're like 34.
This one's in.
Well, we can race another day.
Alright, I'll tell you.
What?
Yeah, I got a torn leg.
Should we cut?
Yeah, let's cut.
Don't want to disturb these families enjoying their day.
I'm sorry about him, guys.
I know.
I'm sorry.
How the fuck did that ugly ass cyber truck follow us to Florida, bro?
Hey look at that shit, we're Lacey Cybertruck followers.
Yeah, so when you lived here, right,
you're right on the, no kids came to Shrewside View,
and you were playing Fortnite?
Oh my God, all the time.
So did you have security here?
No.
Oh my God, it's right here.
We're here, big boy.
Wait, this isn't the most random spot ever.
It's like in between a hotel and another hotel.
You never think you'd come here.
Oh, all the time.
Oh, she's a little kicker.
That's right for you, I have a girl demographic.
That's right for you.
I'm assuming it's for you.
With me or him?
But who?
I'm telling you about you know what it is,
if I know you from the item shop,
like the skin and the bones here, that's right here.
No, you'll be shy man, I'm a cool guy.
Thank you guys.
Yeah, of course, yeah.
Are you still going to go?
That's me, yeah.
I'll just...
Yeah, I'll just...
Oh, shit, I'm caught free.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey, bro.
Hey.
Thumbs up. Let's go.
Hey, be safe.
So this is it, huh?
Oh, my cinema. This is iconic.
That's it. Look at you, bro. You can just jump over because it's your house. I
Can't believe he was this close to the beach. I thought it was like
Before but like how the fuck did you not have kids run into your house? Oh
My god, is that what I think it is is that the window it is the window. Yeah, we go inside
Yo, dick!
Dude.
Wait, what happened ever since the, uh, what do you call it?
Didn't it get, like, flooded?
There was, yeah, there was two feet of sand here, actually.
Really?
In the living room, you know.
Can you see what I see?
I got pissed, dude.
Are you about to pee outside of your own house?
Yeah.
Chad, I'm not gonna lie, look at this.
This was right next to his fortnight set up.
I actually didn't know it was this close. I'm gonna be honest with you.
This is very cheeky. This is like, if I was like a fan of him, I would literally just jump this fence and just come in and just like jerk him off or something like that.
Right. He's got dogs? Hey!
That was blocked out. You can't see. Can we go in? Where did he go? Did he despawn?
No, we just over here. Turn her?
See? I call him Turner now.
Oh, it's missing in his bathroom, got it.
Oh, shit.
It's missing in his bathroom.
This is iconic, bro.
They're probably dropping cinemas right now, and I can't even read it.
That makes me so mad.
They're probably dropping gifts and subs, too.
Guys, don't gift me subs.
So, Chaffee, y'all don't know.
This is Tifu's house where he actually played Fortnite.
Drop a me if you know what I'm talking about.
beast came through his window right here this window right here wow classic
iconic he also had a battle was over here this is actually crazy you could
make it from like this house man so it's a small house but some of the beat
So it's probably like five million dollars
Haha, oh my god, oh my man
You gotta come from this side.
Alright dude, good thing, good thing.
Yeah, you ain't just catching up.
Geez.
Maybe I'm 30.
Yo, maybe open this up, maybe I can come in.
Let's go in, okay.
Should we?
Let's go in there.
Oh, shit.
Fuck.
Mother fucker.
Man, maybe you're 32.
Get in, Liz.
Oh my god.
Holy shit.
This is Dad's room.
Wait, so how did you have your set of lights out?
Out of right here.
You're chasing the window.
Remember?
Oh my god, yeah, it was flipped.
You remember?
Yeah.
Oh my god, do you feel that?
Do you feel it or not?
That's not weird.
Do you feel any aura?
I'm too old for this.
I'm sorry.
I'm just like, it was like a childhood moment for me.
I watched you play this.
This is the same desk.
Oh my god.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
desk I don't know who's all shit is it the same keyboard no this is actually my
old mixer though oh my god you probably touched this when mr. Beast came in
wait what about this keyboard though not this might actually go for a pretty
Hey, Penny, do you fucking see this shit?
That's a rough actually, I don't know.
You just have this chilling around?
No, it's not.
Think about it, this is probably,
this is probably what he used.
A wired mouse.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
The mouse!
The fucking mouse!
He killed Ninja with his mouse!
Say hi to him, guys.
Just...
You killed Ninja with his mouse!
Yeah.
Oh!
Oh my God!
Oh my fucking God!
Get up, get up.
I gotta look for this down, bro.
Man, Mitt killed me with that.
Oh, shit.
Gee, gee, gee.
Damn, bro, this is actually insane.
So you did that just string to everything here.
I can't believe you never got,
I've never seen you get strings like that.
Out your window.
By swatting your mic, I was like,
ah, man, man, yeah.
Yeah, it's terrible.
Yeah.
Yeah, beautiful.
You can jump out the window.
The clip, how to, okay, what was the angle though?
Like, how, here, ready?
I would have to go like, what was that, X?
We're gonna get one try at this.
Okay, come over here, just stay right here.
You gotta go over there.
No, he's gotta pretend he's the face cam.
Like you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, I know, but you still gotta go over there.
What was it?
It was like...
Is it good?
Does it look good?
Does it look like it's like where it's supposed to be?
It's the question of life, but yeah.
Come over here, yeah, yeah.
Like that?
No, it'd be like right here, almost.
It'd be further back.
And then am I looking at it?
Like more like this?
You'd be facing this way.
Okay, so like this.
Like this?
Yeah.
Can you do something you would say?
Like come on, be like a horse.
Your dog shit kid.
Your fucking dog shit kid.
Oh shit, Mr. Beast.
You kind of look like you hit the ground hard.
Did that feel good on your ass?
Bro, I'm not even kidding, I just got a tingle down my penis.
Really?
Brother, I watched you do this shit for years.
This is it, bro.
No, no, no, come on.
This ground on the earth, this is where it started.
Can you just give up one time for the viewers?
I know.
I'll get out of the frame.
Come on.
You don't know that?
That's all she wrote.
Damn bro.
Ah, let's get out of here.
Fuck this.
Can't be here too long man.
I don't want to go through the house, there's doggies.
Do you feel it or not, to be honest?
If you had to have felt it a little bit.
Bro, or did you I am felt it?
Bro, like, I didn't feel like I had a full blown floss back.
I got to dick ride for a second.
You understand like how like you do know how iconic that is though right like come on
Bro, this is where you fucking like I call me D1 chat call me like I
Gotta tingle up my spine bro
All right, there's one more thing you gotta do before you dip though
Okay, so this looks a little rusty
So you're, just so I'm understanding, there's rust everywhere!
When was the last time someone used this?
A couple years.
Oh God.
Oh God.
Oh God.
Are you sure this can hold me?
It's gonna be, I didn't thought that high up.
I mean, that would definitely break my spine if I fall in my back.
Yeah, flat.
Bro, it's fine, I have lawyers.
What?
I have lawyers.
I have lawyers.
They're gold thieves.
Bro, does it not look beautiful to you?
Like, this is nuts.
No, I can't believe it.
I'm not a gold thief.
Like, I could jerk off right now.
Yeah, sure.
I do understand.
I sat here all day watching him just fucking drooling.
Oh, guys, new pickaxe glitch.
Two-time speed.
Right in there.
That's where it was.
Yo, what?
There's so much.
The face of the window.
That's Gege.
Like, that's where he lost to myth.
The first one where he's shit-un-tucked, un-fucking-ninja?
All right, um...
Oh, God.
Alrighty.
Yeah, I kind of think I saw it there.
Uh, is there like, safety precautions?
We'll figure it out. Let's go.
Oh God, it's kind of higher than I thought.
Are you sure about this?
Yeah.
But what's like the worst that could happen?
You look like a bitch.
All right.
Uh, T4, it's kind of moving.
Like a lot.
Keep going.
All right.
Grab the rope.
Now grab the handle.
Now grab the rope, now grab the handle, go up another step, I don't know if I can hold
on to this.
Now, now with your right hand untie the, pull it, pull the loop out, there you go, you're
positive this can hold me.
I mean, there's another way to find out.
I will say though,
keep your feet up though, because you're gonna sag and you might hit the ground before you hit the pool.
Okay, so why am I supposed to drop?
I don't know, whenever you decide to be a man.
Deep in your pool.
It's deep enough, dude. Just remember to let go when you get over the water.
Okay, but wait!
When you see water.
Hey, are you sure about this?
Just, I guess just send it bro. It's really only high at the start.
AHHHHHH! OH WE'RE NOT DROPIN' IT AT ALL!
LET'S GO!
This is fucking deepest shit!
Oh that was fucking fun!
I got, oh my god. My balls came out when I fell, I'm not gonna lie.
What do you mean that's cute?
What the fuck?
How would you do it?
Okay do it.
Do it again.
I mean dude, it's your channel, I'm on you know what I mean?
Yo, we're trying to work here dude!
Chillz! Actual chillz!
Oh my god he's doing it. He's doing the base.
Now pre-backflip, pre-triple backflip, and my chat just calls me a sissy.
Go ahead, bro. Do it, do the thing. Don't be cool, bro.
Oh, this guy's actually a fucking good. No, I'm actually mad now
I'm actually mad because I should have done a flip right. I should have done a flip, right?
There he goes here his ass goes I
Bet you can't do a flip dude
What is he what is that?
Fuck you, Rob!
Nah, bro, go fuck yourself.
Go fuck yourself!
Alright, let's shut that window. Hold on.
I'm gonna shut this fucking window.
That's actually a relic in there, bro.
I cannot believe it. This is nice.
I gotta get a new, gotta get a new adept.
I go one more time and try to do some go backwards. It's fun. I do one more time
But it's scary go backwards. Don't go forward again. It's pussy. Yeah, I do what you did
I better I better bring me
Can I do that though my athletic enough to flip my body upside down?
I thought I'm gonna crack my head open, bro
Well, we're working bro.
Alright, uh...
What's the worst that could happen here, Lace?
We'll head-crack action, and then just sue him to death.
This could really end badly, bro.
Are we sure, T-Fo?
Lace, I don't like this.
I don't think I can flip myself backwards.
You can just go backwards.
What?
You're good, bro.
You need to get like your brother was talking a little bit about you.
You're right.
What's the point of living if you're just not going to live at all?
You're right.
Oh my god, he's right.
Fuck a view count.
Make every view count.
Oh god.
All right.
Oh God.
All right.
How the fuck did you get this hand done?
Hold it.
Hold the...
End.
Yeah.
All right.
All right.
So I just do it like this?
Yeah.
I'm scared.
Take your legs out.
I'm scared.
When you see water, I'll tell you when to let go.
I don't know if I can flip my fucking body.
What do you mean?
a cord for that. Alright, whatever, just pull your feet up.
Put your feet up. There you go.
I'll tell you what, let go.
Oh!
Oh!
Right on your back.
Oh, fuck!
That whole ass came out of the seat.
That was loud, bro.
That was straight back. Back's plop.
Hey, good memories, bro. Is my back red?
Yeah, not really.
I feel like I got a gunshot to my fucking back.
It's a little bit red actually, yeah.
Oh, hey man. Peace out, Tifu house.
Actually iconic, bro.
Fuck it.
My fucking back hurts, bro.
Oh my god, is it red, Cheney?
It is red.
He's right there, yeah?
Your back's not that red, is it?
Ah!
Guys, if you want photos, let's make a line.
Alright, where are we off to next?
Now we gotta do the big thing.
Now we gotta really go out.
Or should we, you know,
Maybe it's no matter
We got a dip before he screams night. Yeah, I know you're on the way the pike chatter you guys on the way
All this guy probably knows what I am. Oh for sure. Yeah
Hey, Denver working
Matifu
And give a fuck
You know, I'm still right here. Can we yeah, is it not deep? What if there's sharks? I'm scared
I probably look like a superhero right now.
I got my mic.
My Mickey mic.
Oh fuck.
What the fuck do you mean who's here?
This feels beautiful.
Are you going to go on my shoulders again?
Yeah, might as well.
It feels like someone pissed.
It's warm. How are we doing this?
There's been a problem again.
Oh, you can do a little GTA peel, man.
Do I get a gun with your shoulders?
I'll fuck now, come on.
Yeah, what?
What if there's a shark?
Now it would be fucking cool.
Why is the water so warm here but California is cold as shit?
It's gonna run a different ocean.
My fucking balls are gonna drag.
Thank you.
Someone over here is smelling my language.
Damn bro, you getting laid.
Are you fucking, come on bro, hug me.
Like a fashion pull man.
I'll get by the lift.
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
How's that?
Oh fuck, oh fuck, how was that?
Why don't you guys stop talking about my body.
That was fucking amazing.
Bro, I can't believe I got to see it.
Wait, go back to the room and I can go on my phone.
Why are they saying ill to my body, bro?
Why do they just say ill to my fucking body?
L print.
L print.
I
Where we off to next
Yeah, we're too next pick a spot. Oh you got a spot
Let's fucking go excuse me. I'm so sorry. I'm sorry
It's T-Fill oh
God oh
God
Yo, you used to be good at this shit we used to shotgun in a second. What happened? I
Stop drinking
Right, you know what it is. No, you know what it is, bro
What's it get old you get like grumpy and shit like girl
Lucky, I don't know
We go up you go up
I don't know so we just go go to like work for
Somewhere where you can park the boat.
We can do the thingy, yeah?
Also hang out.
My sunscreen on my face?
Booger.
Booger on my face and run.
I got the fucking booger in my finger.
Fuck.
I just fucked myself.
Yeah, you're bleeding.
I'm not gonna get tetanus, am I?
I might get worse.
Ah, be careful, don't.
The hook is right there.
Where?
Where?
Where?
Oh, oh, oh.
Ow!
I need a fucking band-aid!
You might get aches.
Nah, Tipper doesn't have that.
Fish aids.
Fish have aids?
How are we getting up here?
Ooh, I could use the burr.
You might need to help him.
You got this, Daddy.
Dude, it'll know that they see my fat, bro.
Hold on. Let me set up.
Don't worry, I'm back to you.
Holy shit. What do you mean, holy shit?
This is beautiful.
This is the life, bro.
Can you make sure my phone and my wallet don't go flying?
Shit, we go fine. All right here
You know what's in here?
It's just the ass is gonna be like I come on. Just take a seat. That's fine. I'm gonna
What does this do?
That's the fucking throttle for the food, bro fuck a fucking view count make every view count see through
That's all I'm saying. I'm down. I'm down with it. Oh, do a flip!
Say that was you. You would have done like 360. I don't think you can have orange,
jet ski. Yeah. It's like reverse orange. Like some 60 share. Negative orange. Like that guy didn't look cool, did he? No.
We were cool. I look cool right my fucking fingers
What's the worst thing that's happening you I
Don't know I mean off the top of the dome by the time where it chopped me down and then killed me
You got it.
I've got it.
Geach.
Who would win in a battle right now?
You think Knith or Teepo?
Same thing.
Same strat.
No cones.
No cones.
No floors.
No floors.
No floors.
Not a floor inside.
Just ramps and walls.
This is fucking right.
Where we headed to now?
I don't know where to jump.
Here or here?
Here.
Do you have any?
My chat loves Cain by the way.
Really?
No, I'm not kidding. There's a guy in my chat his name is Raising Canes. He always says Ron get Canes, Ron eat Canes
Maybe that is Raising Canes. Do you ever think about that?
Yes, bro. They sponsored everyone but me.
You know what it is? I think it's just my body.
That's why I'm on a weight loss right now. You know that?
You're on a Zephyk too?
I don't know. I'm just like on like a journey. I've been working out every day.
I haven't worked out in like a fucking four months.
Cacked out the back, me neither.
Nice, isn't it better than like just not work out. It's just way better like drinking beer not working out
Fucking putting W's in a chat like
God man, fuck all that bullshit. What was the most money you made using your code go
What do you need?
Huh?
So what mattered?
Yeah, let's go the war fucking
I'm on a war
Yeah, you can get on plane. We're on a war. So the moat, what did you ask me?
I asked Ninja this. Yeah, he said his was four million in a month
So the most I made off the four-night critter code
Hypothetically the soccer skins re-released I made
Seven figures in a day
That's what paid for this bono was that one soccer skin and if I am you were a kid who
did that paint.
That's right.
Yeah.
Thank you guys.
Now we're in a boat.
Give you guys more content.
But that was probably the most I made.
How much I was.
Guess.
What?
2000.
Pretty good.
That's pretty good.
You almost live off that.
Almost.
Yeah.
Good.
Yeah, almost, yeah, almost.
Good.
Are you guys ever gonna sell the house, you think?
Or keep it forever?
I don't know.
Probably keep it.
It's so iconic.
It's like a landmark, bro.
It is.
I can't believe it was, I knew it was on the beach.
It's not, I mean, regardless of everything I've got
in my career, it's a landmark just because of my brother.
Oh, I know, that's what I'm saying.
Yeah, like without me it's a landmark, bro.
That's what I think, I don't think
you should ever get rid of it.
I didn't know, I watched the videos,
Like I didn't know that it was like this open like kids could just like walk right now
No, I'd like
Bro no like people get a deep at your window watching on the game. Yeah, it's okay. Yeah
No, it's kind of was gnarly. I don't know
There was definitely kids like I definitely had kids like walking to the yard
You know what I mean, like, I just pull out a gun and be like, what are you doing?
I'm gonna have an RPG and walk out.
I don't know, I don't fucking know how to speak.
I don't know.
How's the audio up here now?
How's that?
Uh...
Do you think it's good?
I don't know.
What's hearing?
There's an audio.
Now we don't have any protecting up here.
I don't know how to speak.
Can I hear your phone on you?
Yeah, I can hear the whole volume.
What's this? I have to check out how the audio is.
I don't know.
Okay.
Yeah.
I don't have my phone.
Give me your phone.
So...
What's your code again it's a fucking x right yeah
Why do you have that what should be looking up bro
I'm not holding.
What?
I don't know.
They're saying it's good.
I don't think about it.
It's fine?
It's really not that loud.
It's not too loud.
We're not going that fast.
Audio's amazing.
Yeah, we're going to the next spot right now, chat.
And then, I know you guys keep spamming it,
but we'll probably get some proof.
Yo, why do I see, like, four videos
of you getting slapped by girls and then taking shots?
What?
I saw a horror video of you getting slapped by a girl and then taking a shot
Next to her yeah, I saw that combo
The borrowers do that to you here
But like I don't know if you got a girlfriend or whatever she won't get mad right?
She get mad with your girl. They're mad
Not if it's on stream. I don't think it's all for good luck. I'm saying well
So I'm gonna be like, you know point the camera away. Let me get her number
and I'm like...
Wow.
Who the fuck are you?
There's a bar. There's a bar over here.
Let's say P-Beach.
It's called Undertow.
Yeah?
There's a video of some chick like a marching slap
and some dude that's pouring a shot at the boat.
Jason had that done in Japan.
Jason got like slapped, titty face fucked,
and then fucking free shot down his mouth.
Really?
Yeah.
Go!
Wait, I have an idea.
What if we get on the tube?
Right now?
Yeah, we get on the tube and then we just make out.
Alright.
See, it adds me a little bit and then like...it adds you more.
I'm not gonna get on the tube.
Can we get here?
Is it cold or not?
Cold!
The water is like 90 degrees.
What if there's sharks?
What if there's sharks?
He's calling out.
He's fucking...how the fuck do you hear us?
I don't know.
Holy cow.
Oh, he can hear.
Should we go?
Yeah, let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
you can hear should we yeah I think at least you should get off the tube okay
but no sharks yeah who gives a fuck about a shark bro what like dude like you
died a shark who cares like whatever you see the layer half your body just
floating up oh look at this guy trying to race us
Hey, kick rocks, bro. I'm with Tifo.
This shit looks beautiful, bro.
Yeah, you wanna do it? Right now? Or do you wanna get closer to the spot? I'm not new right now.
Let's go. Yeah, that's it.
Hi, Tifo.
Oh, beer phone, beer phone.
Fine. I'm trying to get off of it.
Guys, I'm scared of the sharks now.
I need you to, when you get down, grab the bag and help me kick it.
I should have gone for more, man.
I didn't get the over-tuna combo.
Yeah.
I should have gone for more.
That's what I'm saying.
It's supposed to be a little pricey.
No.
It's a little worse than it is.
You guys have to go over there.
I can probably do another one now.
How do I get this fucker down?
Hey daddy!
Hello man!
Now you get to use the bag, just go backwards here.
I mean you can go from up there too.
I look very good shot.
Hey, you understand there?
Yeah, I stand there.
It hurts.
Oh god.
Should I just sit right here?
Fuck it.
Yeah, it's like it's all...
Wait, how do I get back on the boat? It's like I fall off.
Oh, wait. Maybe a little mess there?
Pretty nice.
I can still go up.
Right?
We're gonna see you go for a quick sprint.
We might end up going like...
What if you go... What if you like to take this fast?
Don't you like it with it? One mic?
No.
No.
Wait, so, so what about like the safety precautions?
Like, my bag?
Yeah.
Like, you know what?
No, if you're not doing it, am I doing it?
No, I mean, you can definitely dock yourself out to this.
No, bro, I don't want to do it if you're not doing it.
Now they're going to put L-Rod's to the cat.
They're going to say I'm a sissy boy.
So like, we're going to talk to them.
There's no sharks in there.
Has there ever been like a shark attack like this?
A couple times.
A couple times?
How deep is this water?
How does it have sharks? It's like a model that's high.
How far? 10 feet.
Oh yeah, it's like a model. It's like half of the town.
I'm just like confused so deep young so what about the sharks
brother what
hey go get your real quick
yeah nice
yeah I was just plugging in the camera
yeah
yeah
I'm scared
I'm scared.
They're gonna say I look like a fucking sissy.
I didn't even put this shit on, but we don't do this shit.
Look, it's never been used.
Like.
Yeah, I don't use these.
So then I'm not using them.
What the fuck are we doing?
Geez, put it over your head like this.
Wrap it around your back.
And clip it on.
And then pull truck.
I just lost you, aura.
See, look, I'm so safe now.
Safety's key, chat.
You know, you gotta be safe if you're doing stupid stuff.
You know, I'm the type of guy to jump off
an 80-foot bridge but also put a life vest on
or a helmet when I'm riding my dirt bike, you know?
You wear a helmet?
I had to wear a helmet to school.
That's different though, that's from brain damage.
How you play that game?
All right, what's the worst thing that could happen here?
How's the angle up there? Do you think they are down here?
I think up here looks good. My phone will load so I'm going to check for you.
Yeah, you're good.
It's a quick little ride. It's going to be nice.
I told you to chill. You should bring a leg.
It's really easy. Don't bring it in.
I think I'll be good to sit right here yeah put your cock through the bowl
I don't want to do this
You scared the shit out of us?
Yeah, but I feel like the poles might be blocking
I can lay it down, get on the way
Okay, I'll go up the other one, yeah
You're gonna meet Whitney on the tube?
Yeah. Oh, shit. Yeah, this is fire from up here.
Oh, shit. I don't want to do this.
D. R.
How long we doing it for?
I might throw up, but nothing's up.
There's sharks!
There's sharks!
There's sharks!
There's sharks!
There's sharks, Steve!
Come back!
There's sharks!
I don't know how to!
Come on.
Ow!
Please, bro!
Now I'm back over here.
I don't know how to!
You think this is gonna be good?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I pass.
Come on, buddy.
I don't want to do this.
Look, he took my glasses off.
Oh, shit.
Hey, how fast are we really getting going?
This is faster than the throttle.
You got this, bro? It'll be good, you have a life vest. Nothing can happen. Well, yeah.
SHARK!
Oh
Oh
My balls came out!
Fuck you!
What a fuckin' bullsecked fuckin' flu!
Yeah, it's over. Bullsecked over here.
Oh my god!
My fucking balls almost came off my dick!
Motherfuckers trying to neuter me!
My fucking balls almost came off my dick!
That was light!
Can I get closer or not?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You wanna come at me?
Line right here in the middle.
I'm not gonna get killed by the blade, am I?
Are you sure?
You're done?
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
All right, look at it.
Go as fast as you fucking can. I don't believe this guy can do it.
No, go as fast as you fucking can.
No, go as fast as you fucking can.
No, go fuck yourself.
Fuck you.
Oh, my God.
Let's go, dick.
Fuck you.
No, I want to see him go flying.
Now make him go fly make him go fucking fly it
Why is it so hard?
Don't fuck him up!
Don't fuck in the streets!
Don't fuck in the streets!
Yeah fuck him!
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Wait, come on in!
Oh yeah, your car!
Wait, what?
I want to stop fucking on it!
Yeah!
Yeah!
What the fuck is this?
Yeah! Yeah! What the fuck is this?
Oh, you're so horrible!
You're dying! You're dying!
What the fuck?!
I
Yo, you're a little less than a hold-on, man!
That's you, motherfucker!
My legs is cramping!
Oh, wow, the ladder was down the whole time.
No.
Hey bro.
Ah, getting choked by this thing.
Yeah, get that little rope, take me there.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
I don't need it.
I look like a sissy, bro.
You wanna try and go by yourself?
I'm tired.
I know how this is gonna go.
I know exactly how this is gonna go.
I'm gonna follow up within 10 seconds and the whole chat's just gonna last.
it's gonna go I'm gonna follow up within 10 seconds and the whole chest is going to last get the f*** out of here
ladies turn ladies you want to go on it nah that's cool
oh man I know we're on to the next next sign first coming up
Can we go down you think? Can we go faster?
Up to you.
Can I come daddy?
You coming up?
Yeah, fuck it.
Oh, she's tired.
You saw?
He's the little ass couldn't hold on for shit.
Bro.
A thief.
Bro, Chet, y'all, I told you guys.
I'm a real athlete. How long did I hold on for?
Compared to him.
Like, how many seconds did I hold on for?
What do you mean?
10 minutes I held on for I held on for 10 minutes
Where fuck you guys
Go ladies I would go you want to go you have to do it now
Get up here food
All right, bro Chad stop swimming canes
All right guys, I don't want to spoil it but we might be shooting some shit soon
Oh we might have to go a few miles off to the left
Damn bro, how does that keep spawning in your fucking hand?
I don't know, I got water on my nose
What the fuck?
Bro, your sorry ass couldn't even hold over shit
Bro whatever dude
How the fuck do you hold?
I mean, from years of gooning, it's just grip strength.
I've been trying to tell people.
You've been trying to tell you.
That really helps.
You know what it was?
You know what it was?
Bro, I actually think the reason I fell so many times is because I had the life vest on.
Yeah.
I think if I didn't...
See, he agrees, yeah.
If I didn't have the life vest on, I feel like I could have gone for like five minutes.
That's what fucked me up.
Where are we headed to next?
You know what?
Yeah, I'm done.
For all my mean kidding, you're speaking my language now.
Food?
After food?
What?
You really think I could produce some fucking breast milk?
Why?
Well, like, be honest though, not?
Here, can you get this for like my profile pictures?
Hey ladies, feel free to edit this.
Feel free to edit this.
You wanna get in this with us?
We can get like edits a minute.
Like just mad girls in my shop.
Let's get this, let's get this.
Oh, it's good, yeah.
That looks good, that looks good.
You think I'm gonna have black marbles or markers?
Yeah, this is gonna be a new account
for the touch touch touch food.
Oh yeah.
Yeah, this is the good...
Alright, let's get food, yeah?
Yeah!
Wait, so what is the point of this up here?
This is called the second station, so like...
Why? So what does this do about going down?
Nothing, because it's not on.
I just got the power downstairs.
Oh, I don't know where my wallet is!
I need this shit to go through it.
Alright, you can...
Once he's in neutral, I can hit a button on the side,
and transfer the throttle.
So, we need to be drawing from a beer.
Step back.
All right, so we're gonna go somewhere.
We're gonna get food.
I think you wanna go out?
Or we can go out?
Or we can go out there?
Okay, just fucking.
This guy drinks like three beers.
Four to five beers, then, right?
That's five.
Sober.
I can tell it's a boo.
All right.
Fun.
I say we eat, go out, 10, you know what's that, Miles?
Yo, we got some shit and then fish.
I'm not leaving Florida until I catch a fucking whale.
Is there such a thing as whale fishing?
No, it's called illegal.
Oh!
Like, it's just racist, but you know, there's a couple that do do that illegally.
Oh!
I don't get it.
They're way over there, but there's also people in the same country that go after them.
What's the people trying to hunt the whales?
So we hunted a whale when we go to jail?
Yes, for like a long time.
What if we're trolling?
Yeah, what if we're trolling?
What if we're trolling?
What if we're trolling?
What if we're trolling for whales?
It's like lures and skirts and stuff.
Yeah.
Like lures and skirts and stuff?
Yeah.
Gredges?
Have you ever chopped off your bow while it's doing this?
Yeah.
No?
She does.
Well, I die?
If you hit the outer edge of your bow.
If there's metal blades spinning in the back of the bow,
and then when they hit your flesh,
they're not going to stop.
Why not?
They're just going to keep going.
Why don't they make boats like that?
I know a lot of kids growing up that have front scars
on their body from falling off of them.
Is that dangerous?
Yeah.
So these boats are especially scary, right?
Because there's a tunnel down the middle.
So if you want to fall off the bow of the boat,
you go down the tunnel and you just literally
get chopped up like a fucking cheeseburger.
Oh, there's something on the bottom.
What?
Is this on the bottom of the boat?
No, there's literally, is that why the cruise ships fit?
It's like when you're on a cruise and you fall,
you get like sucked to the middle, right?
Yeah, you get it.
But these boats are just looking at the tunnel down the middle
and the engines are in the back so you can suck down the tunnel and literally get into two lower units of prompt and slice you up.
That would not be a fun way to go out.
No, like if you want to like jump off the front of the boat, there's a good chance you'd probably get either really fucked up or died.
So if you ever see anybody like sit on the front of the boat like Titanic dangling their feet off,
They might as well be the same thing except for this might be more painful.
I'm not gonna lie, I wanna jump right now, you made me wanna talk.
Jump, you just gotta clear the edge and you gotta let him know.
Cause if you jump and he decides to return, right,
and just swing off into the boom, they're gonna be fucking regular.
Oh god, I don't wanna die.
I'm hungry, I don't wanna die.
You know, I can eat a lot of food right now, I swear.
I really like this food.
How far is the food fighting right now?
I don't know, probably 15.
Not a bad chow, not a bad chow.
Okay, so now that you're retired, what the fuck do you do every day?
I do like, I do like yard work, so...
Oh god, you're getting that age, huh?
I'm like, what do you do for fun besides fish?
You have a fishing channel.
You just want a fucking bar, probably a board.
You know, I was looking for another script,
RIP sports cars, or, you know, golf.
Yeah, well you know, chat, I was telling him off stream.
He opens like sports cars now.
Probably told him I opened up a SpongeBob,
so he treated it like a joke.
Oh, it's not a joke,
we need to get the Travis Cally secret formula.
Ah, now he's stealing what I checked, guys.
I told you.
Hey Mr. Brom, I'm going to open up Bob's suit, Jack.
How do you get your makeshift?
I think we need to go jump off of a frame.
Alright, I'm done.
Because like, you can't come here and hang out with me and not jump off of something.
I've been jumping off something since I was a kid.
You just got to, you got to like, you know, it's like, it's like hazing, you know?
Yeah.
Okay, so I do a handcuff.
With bricks on your feet?
Yeah.
Perfect.
What's the scariest jump you've ever did?
I don't know.
It's not a thing. What have you done?
You stepped right into it.
Probably the tower in the back.
How big is that?
90 feet.
90 feet.
Imagine 10 more than standing tall.
Try that.
That's not a thing.
90 fucking feet.
We're gonna fucking 10 feet.
That's not D1, that's the one.
Yeah, what's the score for the soccer game right now?
Football, whatever.
Whoa.
How many?
Huh?
Football.
Yeah, football.
The people will come right now.
Yeah, no.
They're playing right now.
It's 1-1.
Whoa.
Wait, the state first goes up, right?
You swore.
Oh, there's 1-1, I don't know.
The state first goes up.
I'm gonna sell my car and get a fucking boat.
Shit.
Imagine just sailing into the fucking sea.
Like, where are we looking at Japan?
That's Mexico.
We go?
To the car.
Wow.
It's like six or five over there.
It's not that.
You know what's funny about it than you?
I'm just cutting this one to fill this up.
It's probably like 5 or 6,000 to fill it up.
Yeah, down to the gallon.
How many miles do we have to go down here?
6,000?
I get half a mile to the gallon.
Did you get 500 miles?
Yeah.
For 6,000.
Maybe a little more, depending on how heavy we're running.
Wait, how do you fucking fuel this?
Do you drive this on the street?
He's driving under the road.
What? He's boat's a marina.
I don't know what that is, bro.
He's like, he's trying out to a fuckin' oil rig.
That's a boat?
What?
That's a boat or a crew?
A boat.
Holy fuck.
Wow.
What do you do back home?
I stream it.
So the thing is, I stream every day for like 8 hours a day.
You see?
Yeah.
Every day.
What if I'm not streaming?
I've been there a long time.
I've been there a long time.
What?
I've been there a long time.
What do you mean?
I've been there a long time.
I've been there a long time.
You know?
He's got a sick in the head, bro.
He's farming.
I know these guys.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Eight hours a day, that's literally like...
That's a hard time.
Okay, so what's full time?
12 or more?
12 or more hours.
Okay.
So I'm like shit streamers, basically.
What if I'm not streaming?
I'll usually drive my car.
I'll usually drive my car.
I'm not streaming I usually drive my car go to the gym. I mean how long are you to shoot today for?
How long are you fucking here for? I mean if you don't stream over in like 10 hours, this is a far time, this is what it is.
This guy, this guy's sick in the head route. This guy's sick.
If I got to shoot 10 hours, are you ready for 10 hours?
I'm just gonna do it at home.
When I was taking art here, there you go.
10 hours?
12, 15 hours a day, you know.
Something like that.
So what is a daily fucking routine then for you when you stream for about an hour?
What the fuck are you after?
Good.
Yeah.
Usually just like...
...tune...
...dish.
Maybe it's a dip.
Good.
Just tune again.
That's it.
When I'm not streaming, I try to tell my chat I'm working.
Now what do you need to do?
I can't do anything.
How do you go to the gym?
Yeah, look at your little pink car, your drive up the hill.
Now this guy's becoming jinksy, bro.
He starts drinking fucking alcohol.
He's just raging alcohol.
Oh, shit!
How would you think it'd be my crap, by the way?
Oh!
I need a 75 hours, but I'm stuck with a fucking tizzle.
Yeah, but then like you say that but like why are only clips I saw are used
probably. Yeah, what is the broader GC throw into the Minecraft?
Oh, Jack. Hardcore. Who was it? Oh, I see. Reach me, reach me. Run, run.
Got it, got it, got it. Guys, how could I sell IP? My record of beating that game was one hour alone.
What's going on?
What's up?
15 minutes?
15 minutes to be minor.
What happened to them?
Are you gonna ever come back and stream it?
Fine now.
Why would I?
I miss them.
Yeah, but you can come hang out with me.
I love you, I.
I know, but they miss you.
They got enough of you to their sick of it.
I'm not gonna be in there sick of it.
No.
Oh, you're getting it, man.
I like to go around.
No, no, it's just like,
I hate it, I hate it like a boy style.
I'd be like, I don't know, man.
I just miss the good old days and then do this.
Whoa, I'm sorry.
Yeah, you're gonna say anything
leaving me no fear or no.
Yo, bro, I'm not gonna lie.
Like, I don't know, bro.
I'm Fortnite 2018, we're just chillin', watching T-FOOT.
Are you gonna ever come back?
No, because I don't wanna,
I don't wanna remember like Fortnite for now,
I wanna remember how it was in the golden days, you know.
Yeah, that's not gonna get it.
Ooh!
That is not gonna get it.
I wanna remember it for what it used to be.
You know, I don't want to flood those great memories of the past with the current day
for them.
When you're on your deathbed one day, when you're a hundred or whatever, right?
What moment are you going to remember from today?
What's your top moment?
GH.
GH.
He's dropping me down.
He's helping me in the back.
No, it's a guy who enjoyed your lobby when you didn't know him.
Come on, come on.
You love that clip.
Dad, did anyone know what someone was talking about?
No, they don't. There's no one that knows that clip.
Got it.
There's no one that knows that clip, bro.
Yeah, it's a classic.
Did someone say it was me?
I
Handling so what happened with him
I don't know. I think the best four-night moment
Probably like I have to have been like you killing ninja for like that time
You put it down, bro, like the like I know we're done with the 90s
But bro, this guy, there was never a debate
who was better interested in people like clear that guy.
Bro, you can say it, bro.
Just say it, don't be humble.
Oh, that's nice.
Bro, you won't let me get the drip.
No, that was like, whatever, bro.
People made it a big deal, but it's not a big deal.
Like, an H1C would run into each other all the time.
Well, sometimes it gets me, sometimes I get him,
That was a... My favorite moment was probably winning back-to-back solo scrimmages.
That was the first thing.
Yeah. That's my peak.
Chad, I don't want to leak.
Before I went to his room, before I held the pickaxe.
But that should help.
Push-knot pickaxe, you know?
The scrimmage one that you did, he won with Clokes back in the day.
Oh my God. How old was I?
How old were you when you were 19?
I must have been 12.
I was 12 years old.
I was 19 when you were 19.
Now you're 33.
What's the score?
Yeah, 229.
Oh yeah, when skeptic killed you?
Oh yeah.
Damn, bro.
I wouldn't have ever be a game like that.
No.
It was just such like a different era.
It didn't just like, when?
Not beginning, it was like, that's when it started picking up.
There won't be, there won't be a game like that again.
I don't think so.
I mean, our crater was big, but it wasn't.
No, I think GTA will be big, but I don't think it's going to be like a Fortnite.
No, I won't say.
Like Fortnite, like every kid was playing at like five year old.
Think about like, Fortnite is, there's so many of everyone, you know?
Like it was like fucking Spooky Crack for the first time, like it just hit.
We're like, you see, it's like, it's gonna be sick when people know.
They know it's gonna be.
They know it's gonna be.
They know it's gonna be.
That's just shooting, driving, making the wall.
RV is gonna be sick.
Can't close up.
The balance is gonna be dope because it's the face out of here.
You know, yeah.
Enemy?
Yeah, you're not sure.
But it wants to be different.
It's open, bro.
Fortnite's fine, COVID.
Yeah.
Stable or not, it'll come into the game.
Yeah.
You know, it's like, bro, you turn,
they still make moments to the game.
Look at that.
And that's the bridge
A little faster
I love Tee-Boo, bruh.
Huh?
I love Tee-Boo, bruh.
This is great.
It's just like my child, bruh.
I imagine watching you in sight.
I
Think about it this fight, you know it
It's my kid in my chair right now. That's one day gonna meet me and see me like yeah, bro
I looked up to you. You're my idol. I love your body. I love your streams. I love your ethic
I feel work ethic bro like
Eat your heroes guys
How do we get down to
I need him to slow this, uh...
I don't know if he's slowing down or not.
I need him to slow down the rig here.
Yeah, what's going on, Blake?
Heh!
You know what, the current will come out, probably.
This is the beat-up.
Wait, yeah, we're going a little faster.
How are we getting this far?
Boys!
They're fucking these guys.
Let's get boys.
We're getting kind of fast.
Jack, by the way, um...
I...
I shouldn't...
I don't know, I guess I'll tell you now.
Um...
Streamer University got announced on
15th to 20th, so I don't know if I could go Monday to Cliffs, so I might just see him on Sunday
I don't know if I know
Cliffs this day, but I'm still gonna go to the program, but like I don't know if I can go to Cliffs
Because then that means I would have one day to go home and then I have to fly it right out
I need like one more day. I need a pack. I need a new laundry. I need a spoon.
But tomorrow we still, we're not done yet, but tomorrow chat we have a Norway first one come back and then
Pro-M
Yo, yo dick!
Are you gonna let us come down?
Huh?
I don't fucking want to get down!
Let me draw a boat.
Oh shit.
Also guys, should I 24-7 streamer you?
I think that's kind of lame. I feel like I should be giving smaller streamers help.
I feel like I should end and host someone every night.
Seriously, I feel like that's the point.
If I'm going to stream 10 hours a day, I might as well like...
I don't know, some people say that.
One thing is like, let me draw a boat.
Oh shit.
Did you realize that?
You should- you can jump off right here.
Oh you think so?
If you wanted.
Beautiful.
Turner.
Uh, boys?
Oh fuck.
Where is it?
Where-
Ow!
Thanks daddy.
I want to need a hand.
Over.
Bro.
I want to fucking need help.
Yo brother, come fucking down.
What the fuck is this?
What? Is there a matter that I can't point the camera to you?
What is this shit?
You go backwards right there.
My girl sent me this.
What the fuck is this?
What is that?
Can they see it even?
It's like me and you kissing.
What is that?
We did it.
Come on daddy.
What is this?
What is this?
it come on daddy I probably look like oh I probably look good as shit right now
come on brother try to stick in my body
There you go daddy.
Thank you matter daddy.
Thank you daddy.
What's that coming in for you?
That is a real photo.
Yo what are these?
Guys just because my thing was pointed to my nipple though you're not going to stand.
What?
It goes through this.
Do you ever have sex on this boat?
We go sit over there so I can come.
You ever have sex with us both?
Oh shit.
Fuck me man, oh shit.
You over here? Yeah, let's move up.
Ah, wait.
Oh man, this is the life boys, eh?
Cheers brother.
Hey man, this is uh, this vodka.
Oh man, how far are we, sir?
I thought he looked out of the camera now.
Oh, I gotta get in the gym, y'all.
I have a beer belly.
Come on, I'm drinking, I know.
Oh, my God, no service, you're good.
I should have a lot of...
Oh, T for fuck's mad, basically, I just go in the daily.
I just know it's frozen on that one.
There we have it, right?
He's never gonna shoot me, dude, okay?
He's gonna be a fever, and he's gonna like, take lots of offsets on the planet, isn't it?
You're not gonna have to make AI of us?
Alright, AI's not here. Yeah.
Anyone who makes that weird AI shit get fucking hell back.
How's AI too good to get sick?
I don't know.
What did I say?
What did I say?
What did I say?
What did I say?
What did I say?
Oh God, now he's reading it.
Oh God.
Go ahead guys, ask your questions to T-Bil.
Turn it off, first of all.
Open up chat all day.
Oh God.
You're not streaming?
No.
What do you watch?
Like I watch like,
I wanna get this.
Like I watch like Love Island.
Oh God.
Oh God.
You actually watch that?
Of course, dude.
You have a girl, what?
Oh, you watch it, dude.
You watch it every time I come over, you're watching it.
I'm watching all the polls.
What?
I don't get it.
Everyone's asleep and watching it on the phone.
I gotta keep up the date, bro.
I'm like,
Mom, I don't act good.
I've never watched it.
I know, I'm stressed.
I'm like, yeah.
Yeah, I like the ones who like,
they like drink a lot.
And like, are they fighting?
I know one of them, Mom, I'm like,
it was Jeremiah.
Yeah.
That's the only guy I know.
You know they wanted me on the line?
Yeah.
I'm serious.
I reached out by an agent and he was like yo we want to put on for like you know
shorter guys we're interested in your body and your every seat if you want to
get on the line I could have do it those days it's supposed to be like recent
you should go up there no I don't want to steal everyone's girl I don't want it I
I want to like, I want to enjoy their time.
Heh.
What?
I can't read my chat, I can't see my W.
Nice to take, why?
I just say nice dip, the nice air line.
I can't have shit anymore, bro.
Guys, I don't know what you're gonna do, you're gonna go to fucking Turkey?
Have you gone to Turkey?
No.
What I'm saying is like, why not just a great thing?
How is your trip receding now, buddy?
It's not!
I am really not bad!
I was a little mad.
I was a little mad.
You have a cheek on them?
They're far?
Like, it looks like it's like...
No, it's like, I think the key to like...
Not, I'm just gonna say the hair line is like,
don't wear a hat all the time.
And don't...
You don't even use shampoo.
Yeah, you shampoo them, eh?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Every day?
Yeah.
I should move on to like...
I know I'm once a week mad.
I feel like once a month.
Yeah, I feel like once a week mad.
Wait, what?
I can finish this.
I shit through every single day for the last 23 years.
I feel it.
I feel it.
That's why your shit is the same, though.
You know, like, on a lake, you know, you get a good shit feeling, you know?
Just ruck your stuff a little bit, like, once a month, maybe once a week or two.
Like, you know, like, you know, nope, you know that shit out.
And if you wear, like, gloves or something like that, it's like 24x7 like that.
I don't wear hats.
I still have hats.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Like you gotta get to 14 and one.
Go.
I do that three months.
Yeah.
Not that shout.
I don't know what a loophole was, though, it's nice being here.
Damn.
I also didn't know you're supposed to beat your feet.
I thought the water was in for you.
You know, like, I believe I need to try, you know, every soft thing I do dirty, you know?
At least if you do it through the shuffle, you know?
That's very shuffle!
Yeah.
Go stick to the shuffle in the shower.
Yeah.
It's gonna repeat.
Yeah, if someone says goodbye, it says they're getting paid, dude.
Damn, it's kind of hard.
Yeah?
Yeah, but a little bit, right?
I'm trying to tell my chap it's all in, bro.
I'm lost, man.
My biggest thing is I just can't lose the fat.
No fishing today?
Guys, we're gonna eat and then we're gonna
jump off a thing and then we're gonna go fish
and then we're gonna maybe do one more thing.
Someone said that cave.
Damn.
That was true.
All they want me to do every day is eat.
Yeah, they give you a zip.
What the fuck, what does that say to you if I get one?
Really?
Alright, here we go.
Oh, what is it?
What does it do?
Do you ever smoke a cigarette?
No.
You're fucked, man.
What was it, childhood life?
Like fucking suburban, fucking neighborhood,
Starbucks, like brother.
What'd you like? You like, oh yeah, like, you know, the sports team, like a blood-socker, or like...
Brother, I lived in a very dangerous area. It's Cherryhomes, Jersey.
That's serious. It's happening. The average income of my area was $160,000.
Isn't that, like, a lot? That's, like, triple, like, the average.
Let's see bro. There was some date where there was no one in our gate in the eating community. There was no security.
What?
Yeah, no I don't.
You got like a chill something up there you know.
Like rough.
Like real rough.
I grew up playing Call of Duty, sitting inside, eating lunchables.
Fuck it.
Doing hard to craft.
I did not have a chill...
No.
Can I take something like a... like a pile, bro?
I can do as I did.
Give me three of them.
What's the worst that could happen?
What?
What?
What are you reading?
You're reading your job.
You like my chat?
He wasn't here to hear your job.
He might catch a part of it or not.
No, I don't think it's that retarded.
At first, I was like, they're probably fucking retarded.
They're not. They're not that retarded.
Hey, guys.
It's like the same balance, shit. It's not about the drones, you know?
Watch out, you should be some drones.
That's a great good.
Watch out, still is drones.
It's okay.
They really want you to fuck with it.
Yeah, I'm not fucking doing that. Do you think I'm gonna roll off?
It's just a big team, it's like drinking a fucking Red Bull.
Like whatever.
Do you want one?
Not any more, bro.
You never feel pressured to take from strangers.
I don't even change your honor.
I've been smoking weed for like, fucking five hours.
Like almost 15 years.
Really?
I'm gonna drink like a little bit.
I'll let it out.
I'll let it out.
I can operate a machine here right now.
Alright, no disaster you need to have.
It's fine.
Jack, how hard is it for you to be to catch a fish?
I feel like we can catch some.
Maybe.
That's what I'm gonna say to him.
I really want to catch like, first of all,
we don't have anything.
So we gotta go find things.
Yeah, let's do that. You find things, then you do this.
You know what I used to use? It's big.
I used to use hot dogs.
Yeah, I mean, if you're catching blue girls,
it's a ball of dog.
Ha ha ha.
Yeah, this guy's a fuck man.
We're gonna come back here
You're gonna spend a hundred
I mean, that's the time to do it
You're gonna come back
We're gonna go
A hundred to two hundred miles offshore
Spend the night out there
We're gonna source this
Catch river snappers
Tuna maybe
Oh my god, it's going up
And you're stuck up the smoke
We're like 48 hours of stuff
You can't leave this
But yeah, where do you smoke?
Sleep in the fucking ground like a man.
And there's no going in.
You can see sick. You want to go home?
You call the fucking coast guard to helicopter to pick you up.
Because it's high. It's about 5, 4, 5 hours there, you know.
You're in the middle of fucking nowhere.
There's no boats around. You don't see no buildings.
It's just us out here.
And I go like, you talk?
Yeah, yeah. Starlight. You can do scroll or whatever.
There ain't no way.
There's nowhere in here.
What's the closest land you see in the ground?
Well, you know what?
The most beautiful bus living on the ground
or that far offshore?
You look up at the stars,
it's the light pollution,
it's the prettiest sky you've ever seen in your life.
So how many stars are like fucking lights?
Like, what if it starts raining?
And then you're what?
You look great.
You don't get scared of like pink waves coming in at tip-yield?
Oh, no, you look at the weather, dude.
We're going to the night.
What do you think though?
I would give it 40,000?
Stuck on this thing.
I don't know.
At the middle of the tunnel.
Yeah, I like 32 hours.
That was the last time you did it.
I don't know.
Damn.
I've never done it.
What do you catch on there?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
catch up there
whenever we get fun
swordfish
and that is fun
insane
catch me on the swordfish because
yeah
I wanna see a whale
but I never see the whale
last time we were out we saw a rice as well
rice as a whale
a rice as well
a racist whale
what is a racist whale
It's a long black whale. It looks like a fucking goddamn whale, fucking tank, I don't know.
It's like black. It's black, long and thick.
Oh shit.
Yeah.
It's really long though. It's like longer than you think.
Oh shit, what is this?
We're here.
Oh shit.
I don't talk bro. I think I've seen a few people out there.
Dude are we gonna get boat log here or are we the boat log?
Oh shit.
Dude, come on.
Get the boat log.
That was me.
You look like Hitler.
Actually, you said I look like Hitler right now.
Hitler?
Hitler?
That's what I said I just look like right now.
Is that my air pointer?
I'll put on my shirt guys.
Alright ladies, I'm sorry.
Sorry ladies, get your last pictures out of there.
Go ahead, screenshot.
Before I put my shirt on.
How does that shirt feel when you're salty?
It's disgusting, actually.
It feels like it's heavy.
Oh no, we're gonna get both logs. No.
What is this? Blackwag? Oh my god, it's actually...
Pin? Oh, Miff is in my chat.
my chat. He said Ron I heard you were talking mad shit, jeez. Yo, myth, I'm gonna be honest
with you bro. You're never winning against Tifu right now bro. You are fucking lamicki,
I'm calling you out right now. You fucking chopped him down within five seconds bro.
What do you want from the bout? You launch padded bro. What did he say? Better quiet
the fuck down before I use a launch pad and scope face fuck your face boy. This guy's
I'm sick in the head, talking about face fucking me, man.
G.H.
G.H.
Hey, you should come over and see my cat again.
Hey, Mithy, you should come over here and come see my cat.
Uh, why?
Cause it's just so funny.
I'm not even from my song zone, bro.
I got you, bro. What do I do?
I'm right down to tie it off to the cleat back, dude.
Yeah, where that?
The black one probably right here.
I think I got to hit it?
There you go.
Who am I, man? I'm just a sissy boy.
Right? I raise you, you're my literal son breaking my heart.
You want to go back a little bit?
LOL, man.
Can you try to stop this?
Yeah, can you give me one second?
I got my ooze on.
Put your ooze on.
Chat.
You guys, one bro, we're gonna eat.
Alright?
Fine.
Celebrate.
Go celebrate.
I don't know.
Holy shit.
That was my gift to Cane's.
Are you serious?
Hold it.
Hold it.
Hold it.
Hold it.
Hold it.
Hold it.
Hold it.
Hold it.
Hold it.
Hold it.
God, man, it's been a good day.
I love, I actually love Florida.
Florida's actually peak, Chad,
where do you think I should live one day?
Florida or should I stay in Cali, man?
I don't know, I really love California
because of the, like, elevation, bro.
There's so much shit, like mountains and shit.
Yeah, that's the best part.
But then you pay 50% taxes and then you can't have a gun
and then-
Yeah, so like, you know, we're on the boat now, we're at a bar.
Just pull up on the boat, go get food,
it's probably nine k-cears, stream sniping.
Guys, no, guys, we need to do photos.
Holy shit, there's a group of kids swimming in the water.
Oh, we gotta get out of here, come on, come on.
Come on, let me get my wallet,
just in case these kids show up, rob me.
Come on, bro.
Okay, what if I miss right here and I fall right now?
There's me on this.
Oh shit.
Yeah, we mobbed the fuck out of this guy right here.
Mobbed the fuck out of you, little assboot.
Fucking dork assboot.
Guys, if we're gonna do this, let's do a line.
Whoa, guys, chill, chill.
Guys.
Oh, should we wait for security?
There's nobody here.
Second Larry.
What is it Larry? Left?
Yeah.
Attention.
Oh, this is nice.
Hey, what did you hear? Seafood?
Hey, guys, we're going to Richard.
Richard knew you.
He's real.
He's real.
hey hey hey I'm a teeth you take a national icon
I'm gonna do one two three four five five people
I'm sorry I was we don't want to disturb public
now he's like an urban right now
yeah don't worry we'll get good smell over I'm sorry
You know who he is, right?
He's a fucking urban legend.
Let's see who he is.
You know who he is?
Let's see who he is.
Let's see who he is.
Jude Squad.
He's like the brother.
And you know, you know, stable and auto-autosuit?
Jude Squad's brother.
Let's go.
And I would assume you know me, too, right?
No, God.
I don't care.
I'm fine.
Are you the main actor?
Yeah.
He's so large.
I'm the main actor.
I'm the main actor.
I'm the main actor.
I'm the main actor.
I'm gonna go talk to her for a drink when she's out there.
Shut up.
See?
How you doing?
My name's Hugo, now I'm gonna take a pair of you.
Awesome.
Can I get some water?
Sure.
Anything other than water anyway?
I'm doing ultram.
Bottle of blue.
I'll do a manly drink.
Can I do a shot of a temple?
No, he wants to do, actually, can we do two banana daiquiris?
Three.
Do you have flottis on those?
It's a floater!
You know what I mean?
Do you want a floater?
I don't know what that means.
Yeah, I guess there's three flutters.
Yeah, dude, I'm just a baby.
I'm gonna sit here.
Are you asking him or me?
Who do you think, bro?
I'm not looking.
Why, am I old?
He is young.
Oh, thank you.
It's fine, he loves me.
I don't know, they said.
I don't know.
I don't know.
So what is a banana-y daiquiri?
Oh, she's nice for me.
That's what you get.
That's what you get here.
It's like the staple.
It's like the staple.
What are you doing?
You're dead with 15 years old.
You gotta do it.
Like, legit 12.
Okay, so how would I look better?
What can I do to, like, up my appearance?
Just give me mug advice.
I don't know.
Like...
So I had a beer and I had a mustache.
But the problem is it doesn't connect right here.
So I gave it up.
I can literally see the patches.
Yeah. You know that? I shaved this morning too.
Get like a neck tattoo.
And then like cut your hair.
It's no bald, yeah.
So when I buzzed my hair, the problem was my girl would always get jealous because there's so many animals.
I'm not kidding.
I look good when I was buzzed.
I also look good when I had facial hair and glasses.
You've probably seen the clips.
Oh yeah. All of it, dude.
So wait, what boat is that, that black one?
I'm not gonna lie, that's like...
There's a Hydrosport.
It's just kind of foggy.
You see how it is?
It's foggy, man.
It's not foggy.
That's more than it is.
I have no idea.
I don't know.
Bro, I don't know, Chad. What could I do to, like, up my appearance?
I just want to look more like a man.
Help me out, bro. I never had to.
Help me out bro, I never had a dad.
Just take like, you know, just like shoot like testosterone at age.
My testosterone is pretty good, but they also said my estrogen is really high.
Take estrogen walkers.
He's on the HRP cycle.
Yeah.
What's that?
Human...
...bron.
No, 1HRT, right?
Yeah.
What's that?
Ooh, shh, what is this?
Ooh.
Human meat?
Huh?
Human meat?
Human nature?
yeah what are you on the menu here? it's a great question actually I see food
I see food I'm not funny yeah what happened to you bro like you got you got
all jacked like now you're not funny bro see this guy's is why I didn't stop going to the gym I told you like
no one believes me it's not as bad as Lacey like that guy like he took a
Zempik got all like skinny and like now he's like not funny anymore. No, I know it makes me mad, bro
There's this trend. There's this like hashtag. How much funnier Lacey was when he was fat?
Bro, I said I think he should just like this hashtag going on on Twitter's hashtag game the way back
Is there a thing? Yeah, I started with it
But I just think like I don't know or Lacey didn't check it. Lacey looked that bad like I don't know
He's pretty skinny now
Compared to what he was I guess puts him when I met him. I think he lost his funny aura. I did. What about me?
You're just like you you automatically have funny aura because like you're short
You know me like look at Kevin Hart
He's funny
But it's because he's short
Not that short. I put a nine shot against short
A bunch of rum.
Banana Dacramex, rum, and then a dark rum floating on top.
This guy's trying to fuck me, man.
No, this is delicious, still.
I'm already feeling my beers in right before.
So, like, how, like, you know, really, this thing is just getting me, like, drunk.
Ooh!
I have no idea what you want.
Yeah.
What appetizer should we get?
Do you want a piece of peeling aids?
Sure, yeah.
Can you just combo your shit?
You just put a zin in with the glyphosate.
So I roll, save her later.
Does this shit good?
Yeah.
You want to try it?
Strongest one.
Do you want to drink peeling aids?
Just drink the top.
The top's a good part.
It's like the shin rebar.
I'm straight bro.
He drank from the top of it.
No, no, I was.
Okay, that was not that bad.
That was not that bad.
Oh, yeah.
Alex, he said, yeah, can I try?
He said, just draw or no.
I said, no, I just drink from the top. It's the sugary part.
Yeah, you're a...
I see you guys like sipping some good shit.
Bro, you actually trolled me.
You actually trolled me, bro.
Let me have this for you back.
Woo-hoo.
It's pretty good.
This is going to get you ready for the Guppy Bridge.
Much of it.
The Guppy.
Oh, that's the bridge?
Yeah, it's the famous bridge that Lacey jumped off of.
This one?
Oh, God, this is short.
I'm flipping.
I can try.
I can only do a front.
That's what I'm like, special needs.
I might just like, I might treat you something.
Front post.
I think I could, no?
Yeah, you got it.
How tall is that, you think?
That's like 10 feet.
No.
That's not Marlon's height.
That's actually the bridge that he jumped off?
Mm-hmm.
I thought it was way bigger.
Maybe I'm a pussy.
Maybe when I get up there, man, I look like a fuck.
I can't tell if you're trolling.
When was the last time you jumped off at something?
Sometimes, you know, I'll jump out of my car,
put some rocks in our shit.
What's the dumbest thing you've ever spent in my life?
Probably Tesla.
Really?
Yeah.
How much is it?
It's only $150.
What Tesla's $150,000?
I don't know it's pretty bad. I mean then they got flooded in the hurricane
Really? Yeah. Damn it. Wait some. Oh fuck, read me.
Oh fuck. You want another sip?
What's a democin you've ever spent your money on besides the GT3 RS that depreciates
I can't take a mother fucker because I know your shit wasn't allocated.
I paid 400,000 on the money.
I don't think it's a waste of money.
I don't think it's a waste of money.
Have you enjoyed something? Is it a waste?
No.
I know how things sound.
I'm gonna look at my boat.
It's on the waist.
I don't know. My chat wouldn't have worked.
It's something that I've bought since it's all mine.
I don't buy a lot of shit, I really don't.
Do you own a house?
Yeah.
Sometimes around Christmas, so my mom's house is paid off, I bought it.
Around Christmas though, I actually make her pay rent.
What?
Yeah.
You make your mom pay rent?
Yeah.
I mean, how am I supposed to make money off of my house?
I gotta make money somehow.
You think your mom's watching right now?
$9.
Oh, that's my...
That's my waste of estimate.
I retired my mom, so I gave her like,
I don't know why I put teeth on it, probably.
So I retired my mom, and the clip only got like,
90,000 likes, so I asked for my money back.
This is what she picks up.
It's like, we're on the East Coast, I mean,
so she should.
Damn, I look like this shit right now?
I don't want to.
Yeah, my mom's gonna eat your shit?
That's crazy.
I'm trying to chat.
MC Bat, are you here?
It's how you use your name.
It's not here.
I don't know.
I'm really trying to think.
I don't really buy stupid shit anymore.
I think the dumbest shot I've bought is like,
designer clothes.
Like I look back and I'm like, why did I have to do that?
I don't know.
Hanging out with the fucking Alex and Ricky,
bad influence on ya.
getting you to buy like, chrome dildos and like,
bunch of greatest shirts.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Bro, dildos.
I don't know.
I think when I lived with Max,
but he would always shop at like,
Valenciaga and in Silky,
and I'd always just be like,
damn, I wanna get some Valenciaga.
That's what happened to Lacey too, right, Chad?
Like, Lacey has so much Balenciaga.
And I'm like, looking back, bro,
like, it's like $30,000 worth of clothes.
And I'm like, why?
Why?
I could have gone to like charity, bro.
Yeah, okay, bud.
You should, you should do like,
just do a charity fishing journey.
I'll be in here.
Well, let's just hawk in it.
Well, I'm not gonna lie.
This is like hawk in it.
You're good. You're actually drinking it.
I know. You know what?
I'm not actually drinking it.
It tastes like sugar.
It is.
Are you sick of me yet?
Nah.
Not because you've been a good boy.
You know, you do one of the two, you're gonna go off the bridge.
Is it actually this bridge?
This is the guppy bridge. This is like the beginner bridge.
Like, if you didn't jump off that, like, yeah, I'm gonna jump off that.
I'm gonna jump off that.
I'm gonna jump off the other one.
It's one.
You're doing that?
I'm fucking doing it, fuck.
That was insane.
Alright, you can call me a sissy in the chat, whatever you guys want.
I can't do 70 foot. I can.
What's this you girl? Go ahead.
No, it's fine.
No, it's fine.
I'm supposed to say no you're not.
I'm gonna be buzzing when I jump off that.
You might need a lifeguard, a sexy lifeguard.
Yeah.
I'm not scared.
You've never been scared doing that shit?
You're with your brothers?
Wait, you just like fuck it.
I've never been scared jumping off of someone.
I don't get that.
You know what it is?
I think people are born with like, chat.
Isn't that like a real- I'm scared of heights. No, you're not. Yeah, I am. How are you scared of heights when you jump off shit?
Because I'm confident in myself
Does that work?
No, like I'll I'll be more scared climbing up to the top something really tall
But jumping off on that's good
How's it be any sense? You ever sat up? No. You never do that?
Just for the burns, it's got speaks and quotes, bro.
No.
Oh, no.
I do skydive.
I just do it without a parachute off from bridges.
What's the difference?
What's the highest someone's ever done without a dive?
What's the highest someone's ever done?
Yeah.
What happened?
We have a bridge here like called the Skyway and it's like a hundred and seventy
two hundred foot bridge and a lot of people jump off to kill themselves.
I grew up with a kid that jumped off me and killed themselves. It's a true story.
It's called the skyway
Skyway
But people jump off
And live
I meant like people jump off and survive. What's the highest blue?
People have jumped off that and survived
People you know I'm not gonna end up one group. There's stories of people's people jumping off the bridge and their dog jumping after
and dogs live 200 feet.
See, I just, I'm all right, thank you.
I would be too scared, bro.
I don't know, that made me pussy.
Do you sell a virgin person?
If people survive it, though?
Yeah, on accident.
I mean, they try to take their life,
but they end up living.
I'm saying, is there like a,
this is good, so what is this?
Who?
It's a catfish.
Oh
This shrimp is hot as hell. Yeah, dude, it's so
It's hotter than brawn the shirt off
See like
You see this shit, but like we're not people are gonna make it it to me like I got uncomfortable
What even is a shrimp I heard shrimp is like
It's like the shit at the bottom of the ocean, you know what it is?
Not the bottom of the bottom.
It's like a copper to the sea.
How the fuck do you feel it?
Feel it?
Oh God.
Feel it off?
Feel what?
Grab on to the shoulder.
Feel the armor off, like that?
No, like...
Am I fucking bleeding?
No, like grab like the underside and feel it off.
I don't eat a tail like you just like this
The list and you pull it off
Your meat will stand
You never peel meat shrimp?
No, I don't eat seafood
What?
Not really
The only seafood I eat is spicy tuna rolls from no group
What?
What kind of fucking...
Bro, I didn't have a dad bro
So?
What am I gonna do?
I don't go fishing, I don't jump up bridges
I don't fucking...
I'm not cool, man. I'm tired of being it. I just want to be him
He's built the armor off
Come here a lot this spot. It's like the go-to
Thought there's not many places around here you pull on the book
Intel our bar opens up when you think I open up to the viewers
Oh, who's showing up at Tiff's bar? Drop on me.
I told you, when my bar is open, you're pulling up, you're going to be the bartender.
You want me to be like a sexy bartender?
Yeah, I want you to wear like a sexy cotton uniform.
Any spanky people?
So why is my trim spanky?
You should spank them.
Green right here?
I don't know what to do with it.
What happened?
I'll give you a little butter.
Is that what I'm supposed to do?
Make it butter up.
Hey man, like I know I joke a lot, man, but...
Dude, the corn sauce is good.
Thanks for inviting me.
You kind of invited yourself, but...
You can't even have like a wholesome moment with this fucker.
He just like, wants to just put me down.
You might as well just fuck my ass and just go like...
Like, God, bro, I can't even just like,
hey man, thanks for showing me hospitality and love.
Oh, man, go fuck yourself.
You know you're welcome of a house any time.
You just gotta like, you know, come visit.
No one visits me anymore, you know?
Now that I'm not like, four-night guy, you know?
But me, I'm here.
You're here.
You have a laces here too, so like, you know what I mean?
Yeah, but, but.
But I tried to come here before but I couldn't he beat me through it. I
Love coming to Florida, bro. I used to hate it like I used to come to Florida and I'd be like I
Don't know. I don't do that board because I was sitting like a like a hotel or something like that
But then I was like, you know what I'm gonna go outside. I just hate going outside. I'm not even I swear
I was not it sounds like a joke and late you know this too
I'm talking like we're off camera. I don't know what it is
Florida has so many streamers that just run around and just like nonsense like I get it cuz like I did that at one point
but like I'm talking like just straight out like
So I just wouldn't leave the house
You're scared of other streamers like how do you just like
There's a wise man, I don't know.
No.
I just sometimes want to chill, bro.
Just like these people here.
There's no random kitchen that's running around this area.
That's why I decided I like this area.
You're not going to deal with that.
It's like Miami.
I hate Miami.
I don't know how you're going to live in Miami.
When I was there, it just felt like a party every second.
It felt like there was no time to just chill.
That's why I was thinking of living in Miami.
Yeah?
You're gonna go north of Miami dude. What's that?
West Palm, Jupiter.
Much old. That's where the rich dads are aren't they? West Palm? Right there.
Damn they're five minutes from me. Omei five.
So what are you gonna come visit us bro?
Yeah, I'm kind of surprised you didn't get a stream snipe, you know what I'm saying?
But they're good.
They're good people.
And they're also bots.
So like, why was Lacy getting a stream snipe?
Um, because Lacy has rail viewers and I have bots.
Fuck.
You think?
For sure.
That was a pretty nice audience.
Not like, I don't even get a stream snipe anymore.
We're in LA though.
It's pretty bad.
Like, if you stay somewhere, I'm surprised this place doesn't have any calls right now.
I don't understand what you're up to.
Why would you say that?
Are you like, how long have you been streaming?
I'm drinking right now.
I'm sorry.
How long have you been streaming?
I'm sorry.
I'm not, I'm not thinking.
I'm not thinking.
You've been streaming for how long?
I'm not, I'm not thinking right now.
I see you've learned day one.
No.
I'm sorry.
No, you're right.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm gonna tell you both this is a bit great for you.
Yeah.
My audience is good, man. They're good people.
The answer you meant, I killed the shit.
Did you?
Yeah.
Oh, shit, you kind of did. I'm proud of you.
Thank you.
That's like, all I gotta do is put some sugar in your drink and you drink it?
Why are you nodding your head?
What's that?
No, it's like, no, I mean, it is what it is.
It makes a thousand times more delicious.
Delicious
Like the beer like you were literally throwing it off throwing on the boat
No, I'll be honest with you. I don't and this is no hate to anyone out there
I don't understand how people just drink straight away. I
Don't get it. Like I'm talking like there's girls that I went to school it that would just like down bottles
It's cute. I'm like, what the fuck are you doing? That's just disgusting. Maybe I'm stupid
I don't know. Maybe I have a different throat.
I think it's like a
She's got to be a man to chug, you know.
Somehow, I need to be a man.
Depending on like the situation,
you just got to like, just got to get drunk, you know.
Maybe you win like a tournament or something.
You have that?
It gives a thing. I haven't won a tournament since 2019.
You want to turn it though? That's good.
I'm a champion. I'm a fucking champion.
Good, yeah.
That is true. I am a champion.
Where'd you win?
FNCS squad, FNCS.
They could watch my highlights.
Who are you playing?
Me, this guy named Avery Kez...
No, no, no.
Unknown Army.
Yeah.
Why'd you say it like that?
There's like this niche audience that's just like on Carrie.
I mean 2019 on a man, Unknown Army was like the best player in the game.
Well, that's Saber and Odo was the second best player at the time.
This is the 8th.
You know how Saber and Odo just didn't have amuses?
you
you
you
you
you
Did you eat it cleaning the ecosystem up from invasive species but like, what are they doing?
They're not doing nothing
I mean it's what be like you could hate me for that. No, I'm saying they are shooting them
With proper calibers, but like the guys that are resting here like they live in fucking like Nantucket. It's like you shut up
Guys, it's like New Jersey and like Cherry Hills
What fuck did I do?
You really think you can last day in jail?
Like you make these jokes bro, but they might come for you.
Yeah.
I'm not gonna lie I'm regretting thinking that.
That's good.
They're actually, you're asking like how you want to aesthetically look more like a man
than that is a, they'll age you.
Good.
I'm starting to feel it in my stomach.
I feel like your face is starting to get broader since you drank that floater.
I might have to let it out a lot, Phil.
Oh, what?
We saw it.
Shit out of my butt.
Shatter them out.
I might just shit in the water.
Can I do that?
Yeah.
Aquadone.
Huh?
Aquadone.
Yeah.
I'm good.
Is that a curiosity?
Do you guys have a bathroom?
I'm just curious.
Yes.
Okay.
Thank you.
You're musted on your way.
Okay.
I'll tell you.
I'm probably gonna call him this year.
You are?
I'm not.
Let's see you guys open up.
I don't say it.
I don't care.
We're good.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I like this.
I like this.
Oh boy.
Listen.
I actually ordered a dump bar.
It's just...
I'm trying to think of a call.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I was just trying to think of a question to ask you.
I have it.
You had a lot earlier, now you're trying to run and draw it.
Like, you want me to start asking you questions?
Go ahead, bro.
Do you have any brothers or sisters?
Yeah.
Thank you, bro.
What's your favorite color?
What? You didn't even answer the question.
Yeah.
Okay, how many?
One.
One.
Might keep him off string, because you know how rich community is.
What?
They're like soft.
Little brother?
Older.
Older brother?
You keep your older brother in you.
Bye.
Here's the assistance.
Okay, so you owe him the truth?
He's now a girl.
I mean that would have been cool, but now it's just like, what?
Now that hole.
So you have a sister?
No, I don't.
Do you ever hang with your brother still?
Often?
I don't know about often.
Do you ever miss the good old days?
Yeah, I do. I wish my brother would give him
building shit more. Crazy shit.
Why isn't it anymore?
I don't know.
I want to start building shit.
Ooh, like the guys in the Indian thing where they build like those like...
I wanted to like just...
You used to build a bunch of creative shit.
Now I feel like I can see it above nothing.
Oh, so he's washed.
He's washed a building.
He said get back to being more creative.
Yeah, it's kind of like me, like with the opposite.
Like I feel like I'm too creative right now.
I have too much content, so I gotta slow down on streaming.
When did you know like you were done just like streaming?
We were like, you know what, maybe like, I want to slow it down.
Is that thought about that?
And I'm like, at what point are you just like, you know what?
Fuck this.
Just take your cape off.
Ride into the sunset.
When you quit for a night, were you actually like,
big in that night like damn on the set?
Fuck no.
Ha ha ha.
Really?
Hell no.
I was grateful a little bit more.
Sad.
What's that what?
Can you see if we're tricking up?
Can you see how this shot has nothing?
Can you see it?
You're holding the water out of it.
Can you see how it has nothing, right?
Can you see how it has nothing?
Yeah, there's nothing in the shot.
Can you see how there's nothing in it?
You guys see it, right?
Yeah, look.
Wow.
This is magic.
You're like, you're like Chris Angel.
You're more like a David Blaine.
No, they call me like Stephen Hawking.
Was it splintered or was it...
It was deep.
So I'm marlery created that yesterday.
What?
I lose this fucking Neil.
That was insane.
He was like,
I don't like a wheelchair and shit.
Yeah, but that guy like
was up to some such shit and I was like whatever.
It was kind of wild.
Yeah, whatever.
It was just crazy, cause like how?
I'm not trying to be that guy, but like...
The whole like ham and like absinthe shit is like there's just nothing to do late game
Who said that I was an excuse
That's such a funny cut to YouTube
Oh, that's so funny.
I mean, it's kind of true though.
It's like, what's become of the billionaire?
Did he say late game or end game?
You know, he said, what's like a billionaire?
What more is there, you know, when you have a billion dollars,
it's like, you become a pedophile.
What else is there to do late game?
Do you really want me to drop off the 60s bridge?
Yeah.
All right.
And then what am I supposed to go?
Am I supposed to just like, swim to the boat?
Yeah, just swim.
Is it this one right here?
One you're off.
Huh?
One you're off.
I know, bro.
I regret this.
Bro, I drank four beers.
You were telling those things.
I was telling them.
I'll go back to the beers, bro.
Yeah, we need to cash it out.
Oh, my fuck.
Dude, you know what the worst part is?
Just buy a line outside now.
No.
How many things?
It's probably like, at least 100 kids out there and a single bottle of wine.
Are you sure?
Yeah, I mean I see shit ton of people right now.
I don't know, I don't know much of where you got.
What happened to New York?
Yeah, New York was bad. When I went to New York, who remembers the street?
I went to New York, it was like January.
New York's creepy though, man.
When I ended streamed, we went back to our hotel at like 1am and there was like a hundred
camps all night long.
They didn't even know my hotel, I don't even know how they found it.
But she comes back in a check.
What are you doing?
I got a kiss.
Damn bro, I got a T2.
Go scope it out.
I almost think he lights me or no.
I can't tell like the fog not on him.
You think like, you know, he's fucking on me or is it like more like,
oh shit, I can't wait for this to be done.
He seems like a little on the tipsy side already.
No.
You want me to get racist?
No, I get racist when I get troubled.
That's really the fucking thing he's gonna make me jump.
Yeah, right start someone. Yeah, bro like chat how big is that that's like
That's scary to jump he wants to make me jump it
He jumped it. No, but I've seen many many my kids
So if I don't jump it I'm like a little sissy boy.
Basically.
No I believe you.
Just make sure you jump to the metal.
Okay.
And don't bow.
Yeah.
Guys I'm not a sissy.
Okay.
First.
Next.
You got one that we can't hear?
Yeah.
You got one of them in here?
Yeah, I'll put it in here.
Talk around. The nerves are getting to me now.
Oh, what? This should be de-spotted right now.
You know what it is? It's just one of those things.
You ready?
Oh, yeah. There.
Oh, no, I insist.
Yeah, we're on the same page.
Are you sure I insist, right?
Thank you so much, I appreciate it.
Thank you.
Are you ready to go jump off?
Yeah, he's going to make me jump off.
Why not?
Put the locals there.
Come on.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
What's up?
I love you.
No, I love you too.
All right, bro.
You ready?
What's up?
Are you sure?
Oh, come on, it's guppy, so.
He's probably gonna go there.
You just stand in the phone, just whatever.
Unless you want to, you guys want to jump?
You want to jump?
I let out a log.
You want to jump, bro?
I'm gonna let out a log, should I?
No.
Yeah, bro, TV's gotta hold the job.
Yo, Foo.
Yeah, I see it.
Hold it down.
Yeah, I got it.
Down the hall below.
Down the hall below that.
He's Michael Boggs.
All right, Tico, we gotta hold it.
It's off.
Uh...
You're recent here.
Yeah, I don't know.
We're gonna go with this.
Yeah, you wanna be in it?
Yeah, we're gonna interview you.
Are we doing interviews?
Yeah, we're working.
Well, the one kid that is live streaming has some food, so now we have to take over.
Okay.
Yeah.
So what's your name?
Tony.
Tony.
Nice to meet you.
Tony Baradio.
Yeah, I'm a local.
You like it out here?
I love it, yeah.
Oh yeah.
Me and my wife, guys, she lives by the country street.
Really?
Yeah.
It's a good spot.
Yeah.
Very California, right?
What's that?
Very California.
No, no, he is.
What's the focus, what's the topics that you guys usually do?
Well, some context.
This is where I'm from, and he's a buddy of mine that we used to play video games together.
He's a live streamer on Twitch.
So he's coming to Florida, we're kind of taking him on a boat, showing them around.
Sean on the Florida's about what we do and he's chilling.
Well, you need a good spot.
I mean, pass real, a lot of history here.
Yeah.
A lot of great locals out here.
It's a great spot to do the work, right there.
Absolutely.
So what are you doing this fair time?
So for work, but for you, I'm a critical care flight medic.
Critical care flight medic?
Yeah, a flight medic.
Yep.
Yeah.
OK.
So yeah, I've been doing that for a while.
We signed up for the practice site there,
but we and my team would be medical experts all over the country.
All over the world.
Yeah.
It was really a really nice experience.
Yeah.
It was a really nice experience.
And then my wife just retired.
She lived 36 years in the school system.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
Yep.
I dealt with a lot over the last 36 years.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Public or private school?
Public, I believe, or not.
Oh, my God.
Actually, one of the inner cities.
Your wife's a soldier?
She is a soldier.
Yeah.
I know.
You know, I'm the soldier for my deal,
but honestly, I know my wife's a real soldier.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Definitely.
Yeah, I get that.
You too, though.
Yeah, man, that's snarly.
I know.
Good for you, dude.
Have you ever jumped off that bridge over there?
So you don't?
Well, it's on the bucket list.
Oh!
And I got my wife to commit to it.
Really?
Because we're going to do it.
You know, it's all the younger kids that do that.
Yeah.
But we see it almost every weekend.
Mm-hmm.
We'll jump off the bridge.
But on the bucket list.
Have you?
No.
I mean, you should fund it now.
No, no, I haven't.
You can do it.
Wait, yeah, yeah.
It's a good...
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What's your next stop, guys?
Uh, we might go try to catch a fish.
Yeah?
It's never really gone much.
Maybe you're going to try to catch a snook or a tarp or...
Yeah, you guys should go down to Point.
Go to Gas School, First Avenue.
Yeah.
It's like the end of the island pretty much.
You don't really know where the golf course needs to be.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We're going to try there.
back cruise around we're gonna jump off a bridge but this guy's coming up just
out of the small bridge
you want to jump off?
just a little bit of it here
might have been not my oversight
yeah you get a top of the local as much as you can
yeah yeah
the cool part about here is like the locals are all super chill you know
Yeah, you might scare him.
You come here often?
Not pretty much, yeah.
Yeah, if I'm not working, if I'm not doing a contract, where is he?
I can be gone if I'm not working.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm not doing contract work because I can be gone for a few weeks at a time.
So I just got back so I'm on my Valentine's Day off.
But like I told you, it'll be a little bit right across the street.
So I'm here to spot everybody.
Yeah.
It's a good spot.
It is a good spot.
It's a hot as shit though.
Yeah.
You don't need to move your body.
You check on Shabrax.
What is it?
I don't need to have to move Shabrax.
No.
That's the bike bar.
Yeah.
You're on our best route.
I can't get there on the boat though.
No, that's just the cake of the day.
But I'm going to go check out another one of my land.
Alright.
I'm not on the boat.
I mean, there's nobody in place to pull up on the boat.
No, I'm not.
Yeah, especially on that scale, right?
You've got the water, I think this is the only spot.
Yeah, you've got the marriot here,
but there's really another life on there.
Yeah, I know.
Just take the cameras into the bathroom.
Hello?
I'm a little dr. D.
So, you don't want to jump off the bridge?
No.
No, I'm good.
What?
I'm good.
Well, hey, it's good to be here.
Yeah, it's good.
Yeah.
So, I'm glad it's a little board content.
No.
Hey, you guys are great.
Well, hey.
This man.
That was great.
He's next.
You want me to interview him next?
Yeah, he does.
Network.
Come on, dude.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love it. I love it. I love it.
Are you working?
No.
What's your name?
Turner.
Turner?
My buddy is live streaming and he said
go interview people and entertain them
taking a poop.
You know?
So we are.
What's your name?
Guy.
Nice to meet you. Turner.
I am here for you, with your friend, Wilmington.
Wilmington?
Indiana.
Oh, Indiana.
I do.
I do.
Wilmington, the face of Wilmington.
Wilmington.
Beautiful.
You want to see a big basketball game?
Well, I do.
Yeah?
Yeah?
Probably not.
How's the weather, you know, get down here is it too hot?
Yeah, it's probably like this in India.
Yeah.
I like it.
Yeah, it's nice.
You got a cigarette?
Yeah.
you got a cigarette? I do. I dabble on the cigarette.
you're the man, thank you. I like how you're smoking American cigarettes.
Hey, it's about to stay public.
No.
I think 70 miles to the back, back there,
we can see like 30 miles to here.
Damn, I feel like...
Cheaper here.
Yeah.
My buddy's been in the bathroom for 10 minutes,
we're waiting on him.
We're going to jump off that bridge over there.
Oh, yeah.
That bridge?
In the middle probably because the water is deeper.
You know you're always better off going higher if the water is deeper.
You don't want to break your legs.
You paralyze.
Well, I don't think that you feel bad about it.
I don't think you feel bad about it.
There you go.
You ready?
What the fuck?
I'm on the lock shot.
What are you wearing?
It's a good one, but it's a bad one.
Do you think it will be the Robert?
Yeah.
But it's beautiful though.
I like it.
It's not bad.
Hey, did I follow you guys?
Yeah.
A black boy max.
What's it called?
A black boy max.
A black boy max.
A black like a black.
Yep.
And a stable on an auto.
Okay.
I want to shake your hand.
Good, good, good.
Robert, come on.
Oh, too much speed.
Oh, fuck, all right, all right.
Ahhhh!
One more, one more, one more!
Ahhhh! One more, one more, one more!
Ahhhh!
Who's this?
Who's this?
Who's this?
That's his body.
Enjoy your sake, bro.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, how was that out there?
How was that out there again?
That might help.
Hey, I told you.
Yeah, that's cool.
Yeah, I got you, bro.
Just for my younger audience.
What am I supposed to do with this?
What do you want?
I'm gonna put you in the car.
Oh, God, you're bad.
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
I'm gonna get sucked on this shit for that guy.
I mean, it's out of a pack.
Alright, come on through.
Wait, I'm shitting.
Wait, where's my wallet you give to me? Oh, thank Jesus. You have it. Oh, yeah, I was fucking I was for God
Yeah, we got some good B-roll while you're pooping we literally interviewed two three people
Yo, I'm in a sissy boy
Okay, that kind of looks kind of big now
That looks kind of big
Are you sure?
Are you sure about this?
I won't gonna take Lacey to jump off
I
Don't have to go over there. I can follow it. There's no
Is that a crocodile right there? Yeah
Pretty sure
You just skins under where's the best
We were not
I do have skins though, that shit's so comfy.
Why stop me curts bro?
No, I shouldn't have drank that shit. Why did you make me drink?
It's hot. It's a bad idea.
No, if the flames go in, I'll look at rock and then just parallel this forever.
Bro, at least you did it, I can do it.
It's facts.
That's fair.
Oh it's fudging hot!
Ow! Ow! Ow!
Where am I supposed to go? Next shadow.
Oop! Oop! Oop! Oop!
Oh it's fucking hot! Fuck this shit!
Ow!
Ow!
Fuck! Fuck this shit! Fuck this shit! Fuck this shit!
We got a shader here. Three pieces in.
Doesn't work.
Here here
Hey, where do I go after you guys jump in?
Sam always came
He like raised it up so I don't get black arms on my face, please
So hot please
Holy shit, it's a bit of my feet, it's fucking hot.
All right, let's go, let's get over with.
Hold on.
Where, where to where?
At Red Pole?
That's it, oh god, come on, you ready?
I'm just gonna tumble on again.
So they see that I think it's yeah
I'm not
We go right all right hold on wait don't go without me you want to go first you want to
go first would you do this ever it's doesn't look like it's pretty intense but I feel
I feel like, yeah, I could do it.
With the camera?
No, because it was great.
I'm scared!
Like a waterproof GoPro, that would go hard for me.
This probably looks so sissy for Monkers.
Oh my God, let me try that side.
All right.
I'll use my eye.
Where do you want me to go?
Wait, what?
What?
You're gonna jump backwards?
Alright, who's here?
You mother fucker!
Alright.
Great, now every restaurant nearby, everyone's driving past.
The whole world's coming on us.
I'm gonna kill myself.
I'm just kidding, oh god, I took a little girl.
Okay, so, what's the tech here?
What's the tech if you're scared?
Fuck you.
How long did it take Lacey to jump?
What? On God? Tell God.
Is he lying?
Probably not.
Let me see the chasers.
Guys, you gotta realize I'm just a baby.
Push him, push him. Jump, jump, jump, dog, stop.
Should I dive?
Careful, don't drop it, obviously.
Guys, it doesn't look scary for-
How many times I shit?
Oh, you're f**king source code out.
It gets what's gonna happen.
Alright, is there any boat?
Man, I jumped from really low.
Shut the f**k up.
Shut up!
Okay, stop.
I'll push you, I'll go.
I'm getting on this side.
Okay, one.
I don't want to do it.
Oh my God, I don't want to jump.
I can't do it I can't do it think about it oh god I can't like boy yeah like like
you're not gonna die oh my god I'm faked it I'm faked it that made my heart rate
go up fuck you're not gonna die you might as well just do it sure you're not
gonna die bro no I might on god I gotta wait a second my heart rate went up to
Hold on, my heart rate went up too high.
Okay, let's think about the worst thing that could happen here.
A shark eats you in one bite.
Yo guys, where are you taking the boat?
We're going home.
What?
Can you come back here? I feel more safe when I see you.
I'm about to take my life, ma'am.
Ma'am, you're the last person I'm talking to.
So you don't give a fuck about me.
What are they saying?
They're saying, Ron, you got this bird.
Don't be a bat.
You got it.
All right, ready?
How was it?
Let me open up the chest, will ya?
Your turn? Dude, I have the TVU as I would have done it.
Can't jump with the TVU, bro.
I'd have to fucking...
Look at my family and the 10 million years I've had.
What's the Florida?
What is the Florida Python challenge for?
oh my god it's a million degrees oh shit oh shit
jump on oh fuck if i die
you're good go
oh
now i don't want to see this fucking like fucking or a bullshit that you're about to
closer him but what do you got to do you rather be three times five times that
if you want yeah what do you want you want to do it bro that was apparently
like 25 feet 30 feet not even he's gonna do like a hundred he's just a
I'm just borrowing a hammer.
No.
Here you go, a hundred?
How tall is that?
80?
How do we do it?
Come on, let's go speak to the people.
I don't know, I think it's like 70.
Oh, I will too, Ron.
Go fuck yourself.
Come on, Roddy.
There is absolutely no fucking world
where you guys convinced me to drop a, bro.
Oh, Lacey did it.
They're saying Lacey jumped a hundred feet.
Yeah, he did, yeah.
Yeah, what happened? Did he fucking implode when he hit the water? No, the water fucking ran away from him. You're scared
Well, I'm not gonna lie you won't believe this when I say this the camera
I don't know if they caught out hopefully your camera caught it. You see the triple flip my head. Yeah
You laced it though, they see what you jumped off the side of the bridge you supposed to jump with the railing so that was wrong
So I gotta go back and do three flip front flips, huh?
Again?
Oh, fuck, bro.
What was that?
What?
Did you hear the kid scream?
He said, what?
Run!
Touch me!
What?
I'm tired.
Oh my god, my fucking...
Bro, this salt water fucked up my eyes!
Oh my god
Whatever
Said the other spots close
Final book. Oh god the bridge. That's really all that's a 60
But I'm not kidding that's what a real man does you saw that shit you saw that right?
Are you gonna be like some cred right there? No
Oh, yeah.
All right, there's no way you're doing that.
What'd you think?
I don't know what I'm gonna do.
Wait a minute.
It's so sad for you.
Oh, no, no, not you.
Hey, if you do it, I'll do it.
You're next.
You're still wet.
That's like a hundred, there's no way to take it.
I got it.
You don't know what that is.
What?
Well that's like a whole fucking like actual bridge bridge.
Whatever.
I got it, it's got 50 knots.
This is not even like, I got to jump in a little bit lower section though.
Is this back here?
I should definitely go to the place that you saw me in.
See how fun it is.
Oh yeah.
Peach.
Fucking peach.
Oh, do you ever wonder what happened?
You just fell off the boat and the shark ate you.
No, I don't actually.
So, do you guys hear yourself?
Hey, you gotta jump this one.
Yeah?
How much money do you think?
I don't think I can do that.
I actually don't think I can do that.
I don't think I can do that.
How many meters is that?
I don't know.
Yo, what the fuck, man?
Are you just like cool food now?
No.
I've been drinking, you know.
Now you want me to jump off the bridge?
You're gonna put my life in danger.
Oh, brother.
Woo-hoo!
No, I don't even want you to do this for your safety, I'm not going to lie.
That's fine.
Shut me off.
All right, what do you think is the better angle from up here up there?
Right up here, now you can see your wall.
Yeah, stay down here.
Talk to your shot.
You really want me to go up that bad.
Bro, it's not being weird.
Yeah.
I'm gonna go up there, bro.
Bro, stop being weird.
Yeah, this doesn't look real, bro.
Like, this is like a fucking...
Brother.
So this is what they want me to do next.
This chat is out of their goddamn fucking mind.
Oh, do it Ron. Do it with your pussy. Call me pussy Jack, go ahead.
It doesn't look that bad, should I do it?
Like it doesn't look that bad as you get up there.
But once you're up there, it's insane.
Yeah.
But how do you even get up this?
There's a ladder?
I just have to go over there, drop them off, and then walk up the freeway.
Should I open up my measurement app? See how tall is this?
It's not that tight.
Yeah, how tall is this bridge? Someone find out the exact pinpoint that we're at right now. How tall is this?
How tall is it? I don't know what bridge this is.
Pull your water.
1070, they actually done.
10 Marlins High.
What would my girlfriend want me to do? She probably want me to jump this.
Can you even flip off this though?
Or do you just jump?
It's not just jump, but like...
You don't chop?
I don't chop my foot.
You don't chop people's legs.
You want me to do it or something?
Dude, shut up!
This side is deep right here.
This side is deep right here.
Come right here.
You did?
Yeah.
I mean, this is so much water.
This is the deeper side.
I hate this trap.
I hate this guy.
What's next bro, are you just gonna dive in right now and go fucking swim?
Don't do it.
Come on, come on, bro. If you do it, I'll do it.
Yeah, I bet.
Yeah.
That's what we're doing. Stopping, right?
The only thing that's better about them right here is, like, you don't have to worry about boats.
Yeah, this would be the spot.
Dude, 30 footer, right there.
Yeah, I'm gonna get you close. All I need is, like, 15 feet.
He's like 15 feet, we good?
Sure you wanna do this for him?
Like, you should probably say that your full name
government just say you're liable for a really distant case.
If I die, it's all wrong for some of him.
All right.
Just not.
What next, where are you gonna say Ronnie Nets?
It's my full government.
You might as well say that.
I thought your name was...
Oh God.
Ronnie Jeremy.
Oh, Ronnie Jeremy.
The guy who stuffed the cans on his penis.
That was a poor star.
You see, your last name is Jeremy, dude.
Alright, I'm liable for everything, I'm getting foggy.
Alright, you got me, uh...
Hey, man.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey.
Should we continue?
Don't die just imagine though if you do die to the clips would be generational
Tell the Clippers if I die dude, I want me to go ahead and...
You really about to jump?
Give me your flip flops bro.
No I need them.
Okay.
Trevor gives me a flip.
Oh god.
So is this really...
So this is really like a lot.
This is big.
This is like a real bridge.
It's heavy.
It's definitely no joke.
It's 65 foot to the bottom of the bridge.
What?
So the bottom pillar is 65.
Yeah, you see that sign right there?
Yeah.
That's for votes, mental clearance.
So you would hit if you had 67.
So this is like, what, 80?
Yeah, the bottom pillar would play.
Is that it?
Yeah.
It could be a blue state.
Oh gosh.
Let's go on this side, Leif.
That image.
I'll be honest with you bro like call me pussy call me whatever you want bro
this is my daddy 80 fucking feet oh do it for the clip Ron bro shut the fuck
up not fucking doing it you're not gonna convince me to jump at 80 feet she's
saying it's fucking insane you gonna listen to a twitch chat it's like a
Bunch of fucking idiots.
Oh, kill yourself, Ron.
Got a lot of them.
You know, I'll do it if Laze does it.
Let's do it.
What?
He's a legend.
Where is he?
Chad, he's a professional, bro.
He's into the professionals.
Professional Florida men.
Marlon would have done a triple backflip into a perfect god.
Psyche, he's not even here.
Oh
Marlin said Jamie looks so nice. What are you doing right now? Have fun bro and jump Marley kill yourself
I'm not reading channels 80 fucking feet. We'll be honest don't
Will someone like me like am I not am I pussy for this?
I mean Alex did the one in the Hollywood reservoir like adapt. Yeah, how tall is that one? I think 60. So this is this is double
Yeah, it might be more than 60 actually, I don't know, but he was scared dude, he fell.
Bro, guys, what are you typing in my chat, Mormon would not do this.
What happens if I have an umbrella, what the hell?
Like if I glide it down?
Where is he? Is he dead already?
There you go.
Where is he?
Where is he?
Where?
Where?
He's in the pool.
I'm just taking, how do you say I love, like love text?
Like I love you.
To everyone.
We're running out of the bridge.
Fuck.
So where are you at?
Oh shit.
Guys I'm gonna pray for Tiffy right now make sure he's safe
Everyone pray bro listen man
You know this is gonna be this is gonna be a hot take it's a weird one
I'll be honest with you off-screen mean him both practice this and I just don't want to steal his spotlight
I want him to have this moment. I want him to enjoy this. So like I don't want to steal the spotlight
I was doing I was in front of the office earlier, but let's do the show
You got this
Fuck a height jump make that jump height. What the fuck are you typing?
You got this speed it's a good meme
All right, so.
Nice six-pack, Ron. Go fuck yourself.
Thank you, Maher. Appreciate that repose you did too, Maher.
Me and Jason.
All right, here we go.
How zoomed in can I really get?
Where the most you can get zoomed in?
Cha, is that good or no?
You'll see him, but...
Oh, God.
Are you sure about this?
You don't have to do it!
Alright bro listen, you don't have to do this.
No, then you'd probably be a lot cooler if you did, and I'll be a pussy.
What?
Oh, God.
Hey, anything you want to say?
Holy fuck.
Oh, my...
Is he coming? Is he...
What the fuck are you got no no no you need me you need me yo you need me
Oh my god. Is he drowning?
Hey!
Oh no.
Does he need me?
Oh my knees!
Yeah my knees buckled when I landed.
Oh, that bitch was definitely like 70 though.
Are you okay?
You should look comfortable right there.
I know.
Are you okay?
Oh, yeah.
Okay, I got you.
Look at it.
You're gonna stay long.
I think my feet are...
I'm not allowed to do the dubbys coming in, I'm not allowed to do the dubbys coming in,
That's totally a go, right with the cops right there, you see Jeff?
Where?
I was on.
Did you see us?
Technically it's fucking FWC's, they like that even care, but...
Are you okay?
No, Rob.
I felt like my knees ripped from like...
my body, like when I landed feet first, like my knee...
and then I felt like my knees exploded.
You're a fucking legend!
Oh, that was insane.
Oh, yeah, you should have seen where I've never seen so much W stamp, bro. It's like you won the World Cup
Look at them, brother. Just they love you. You got to go again. You got to go again
I'm not gonna like so if I would have done that I would have snapped it now, huh?
I think that bridge is higher than the middle span's got to be higher than that layer
This chat wanted me to fucking make this shit. I would have snapped it now. I could tell looking down. That's 100% like 70 foot
What 70-foot to the bottom?
Alright, just don't show it.
I got a clearance.
You want to show it? Just make sure you don't.
Just show it.
You made it look good though.
I know.
You're a legend.
Me and you don't want some nuts.
We both just did crazy jumps.
Oh, shit's nuts.
I need a beer.
I'm gonna beer I think I got you. I got you. I don't know what the fuck happened. I swear. I landed fine and you still get hurt
Me and you just did some
They're gonna talk about this for years. I might have landed flatfoot or something. We're urban legends today
My nuts are from the first bridge to the massage
All right boys, what do we say?
Oh bro, I thought I was just looking at you.
Guys, stop saying random kid bro, I'm not a random kid.
Me and him did the craziest stuff today.
Or think about it, like, it's like shacking Kobe shit bro.
That was nuts.
I haven't done this in some high years.
Don't let the age get to you bro.
You gotta go again right now.
Let's go to the skyway.
What?
I got one big.
Alright, so...
I just...
I just turned her off.
Turn her off?
What?
What is it?
We called her to run.
Oh my fuck that!
Look at that!
Can anyone see that on camera?
That brick checker, you don't see that brick?
No way!
It's like...
It's like...
Yeah, I couldn't imagine.
It's like...
Oh, he's got...
He's got a hundred percent...
Yeah, you can't even see it.
Rip my laser off the body.
Ron is going to be remembered as a legend, bro, thank you, guys.
We're going to die legends today, let's get some Ws on, we're replacing the battery.
You want to go 10 miles out or not?
Sub-Zio.
What do you think?
Not going to lie around your build as nuts?
Thank you, bro.
Thank you.
Thank you, guys.
What do you think?
What do you think?
What do you think?
What do you think? You want to fish then inside?
We're going to use our balls out.
It's up to you. We're going to end it with that.
We can go back and then we can fish.
Get in your mouth.
Let's get nice.
Bro, you're fucking latching, man.
Okay, try again.
Bro, fuck.
That shit's gonna fucking hurt my teeth.
Wait, so like, when you do those things...
Yeah, you're getting there. If you need a massage, oh god, I can get one.
It's like the size. It's like I feel like my shit's all over the side.
You don't really need a shit.
Yeah, let's see what...
Oh, yeah, you good?
This one's right here.
Oh, yeah! I felt that. It cracked.
I feel good now, yeah?
I already feel good now.
Think I literally probably would have jumped in and I might I would have snapped it out. Oh
Hey, that hurt you
Well, I'm a rough shoes
I'm gonna stick to my little guppy one sample. I'm gonna stick to my guppy one chat
Wait, so if you want to do it, are we going which way?
We are
Well, I can't say I haven't gone off this route tomorrow, so we've never done that
You're gonna remember that forever that we did that yeah
Wish my brother was a few of them
Really bro, I'll go do it right now, bro. You want me to do it?
All right, I won't do it though
Oh, guys, I'm putting L Ron.
L Ron Hubbard.
Oh, Lacy did this jump.
Lacy did do that jump, guys.
If Lacy did that jump,
he's whole body would shift up, bro.
All right, Chad.
So right now, we're gonna do the part
that y'all have been waiting for.
We're gonna go fishing.
But before we go,
let's do this, guys.
My friend over here just jumped the bridge!
My friend over here just jumped the bridge!
No, I swear it's TeeFoo!
Yeah, he's jealous as well.
Right, you know what she just said?
I swear, I couldn't be mistaken.
She said that's the name of an auto on TeeFoo.
I'm not kidding.
That's us! How you doing?
How you doing?
No bro, I've got a girl demographic.
Now guys, we're going out, we're going to go fishing right now.
So is there any fishers in the chat?
Those are our poles, right here.
And then we're going to run, run, run, run.
And then also, we're going to shoot some guns!
Ha!
Yeah.
Yes!
Obviously, abiding the law,
you have to be 10 miles off the shore.
So we're gonna take about 10 to 15 to 20 minutes
to get off to the shore.
Then we're gonna shoot some shit.
Simple as that.
Yeah, we're good.
Let's get in here.
Whoa, what the fuck?
Hey, it's illegal!
Shit, we're moving.
Ain't your house a trip so far?
We got a lot of fun.
You gotta have a trip so far.
Somebody go down.
What?
Oh god, we're moving fast.
Your ACL feel good?
No.
Really?
I don't think so.
I'll keep the champ.
It's quite too painless, dad.
I don't think it's like being hurt.
I'm like, oh right, I'm just watering my body.
That's too painless.
Don't hold the cam.
Yo guys, I don't know if you know this,
but we're going 65 miles.
65 miles per hour right now
on a fucking boat
Do you want a beer, Turner?
Do you want a beer?
Maybe. Do you want to hear?
Ah
It's getting kind of fucking witty, boys!
Oh, fuck
This one's Lexi
Yeah, that's it.
At least you can set it up easy and get the crazy job.
Oh, moron!
Hey, gaga.
Yeah.
It's fucking moron.
Morda.
Get my wallet, right?
Oh.
You're bugging? Thank you.
Chad, it might be like a little bit of a type of it until you can hear us.
I can hear us.
Yeah, I know.
It's actually exciting.
You're like a dad I never had.
Yeah, it's like...
Another day of life, you know?
I survived another bridge jump.
That was the craziest bridge?
I don't know.
I don't like jumping up in front of a truck.
You're not a truck.
I'm buzzed.
No you're not.
Don't worry about it. I feel like my 8th beer.
Me too.
This is the best.
This is the best.
So you really want to do this like, where
you get nice and neat and smooth and drag and then you get out of shoes.
I don't understand.
You got what?
I probably would have.
What?
I got some cans,
some of the mission lines.
Oh yeah?
There's probably a lot of load in this.
That's just our shit.
Yeah, yeah, we got it.
We got a melon.
We found the variable.
We brought a biodegradable or water melon.
So we're doing good shipping these biodegradables.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Got the blips.
Get a shell catcher.
Your hand.
Whoa, I got it.
Ah, sticker.
Oh, you're a redneck.
Where is the Elgarabin?
Yeah, it's on my corner.
I held my breath when she flew my underwater.
It's just so cool.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not lying.
I'm not lying.
I'm not lying.
I'm not lying.
I'm not lying.
I'm not lying.
When people are under water, it just feels like I lose air with them.
Go fuck yourself.
Where is it?
Right here.
I got it on this right side.
There she is.
Come on, Rob, grab that thing.
Don't get it.
Okay.
Damn!
Hold on, Sack!
Hey!
No, motherfucker!
I'm in here, children!
You got a ladder?
No, he's strong in the road.
Need a ladder?
Where you going?
now
I
Gain some water back
That's no joke
Hmm around
That's good, I just grabbed it though. No, I had to look somewhat cool
I think I'm cool.
Nice to meet you, man.
You think I'm cool?
Yeah.
That's a good dog today.
Now stop asking us to eat food, we just ate.
I'm gonna be shooting for a second.
Yeah?
I need to get my first ever fish I tried it one time with Lacey, remember that in chat?
We've seen sketch, he sat in the pond for an hour after he touched it.
So that's gonna give it two more.
What?
That's gonna give it two.
What is that bait?
We can get us to sail to the middle of the cover.
Yeah.
We can get us to sail to the middle of the cover.
Yeah.
Anything there? Haha!
What is that bait?
We can get us a sailor from the middle of the cover.
Wait, so where are we going right now?
We're going to Mexico.
Oh, Vivo! Vivo, Vivo, Vivo, Vivo!
We can go home.
What?
Are you sure?
Positive.
We're going to retard.
We're going home.
Are you a winner, Ranger?
Huh?
What are you?
You're not Mexican?
No.
Oh, you're from New Jersey.
Come on.
I'm Italian.
Italian.
English.
Indian.
Everything.
Indian.
Haha.
Oh, you're from New Jersey.
Come on.
I'm Italian.
Italian.
English.
Indian.
Everything.
Indian.
Haha.
Oh, here.
Oh, that's the one.
Hey, yeah, you're heavy.
That guy, that's all he's gonna do.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Hey, Tom.
Hey Ron, I sold.
Hey Ron, I'm 14 years old.
I sold to keep me drinking a beer.
I'm excited to crack one.
Thanks for the influence.
Oh.
I wonder if we'll have service for me now.
I'll get the Starling up.
How much farther you think?
Yeah.
Chad, is the air good?
Now, I guess I'm gonna put a sweater.
Put a sweater.
I got the clippers running it up.
I thought it was gonna go.
Wow, can you sit around, we got married?
Ha ha ha, what's the other one?
Thank you guys for being with us.
Congratulations.
Congratulations to me.
I want to get married too.
I wasn't ready for a meeting, Ron. I was afraid I'd be out of town.
You should have. Thank you.
Oh, so this is what it's like when we're going offshore, you know?
How far do you really drive straight for like three, two, three hours?
Three hours, Ron.
What if you get lost? You're a compass.
It never lies.
I mean, it's pitch, but it's just like nothing.
Hey, fuck it.
We got it, we got it.
I'll put it through, so.
It goes through.
Yep.
I got a little bit of Tampa all the way to Cancun
We're out on the island
You know you know
I heard it's not a good time to go
You should come to a
You should come to Kamau with me next year
Yeah
But we should find a Bahamas trip
I'm down but I don't know if there's a service
They were telling me
No service, give us a dialan
Like some of the islands have like cell towers, some of them are like, uh,
like if you're on the boat, like you're probably gonna start like,
yeah, like really, I am, I want to go, I'm gonna fit.
Yeah, I'll bring you to the island of Bahamas, bro, like it's like unlimited stream content,
like you show them like the people that live there, like it's actually like the second place
ever, it's like walking into people houses.
Really? Yeah, I try like speaking in a stream into Bahamas.
No, he didn't really drink.
He's gonna go like, uh, he's gonna go like, uh,
I think that should be good.
Yeah. He's got Starlings though.
He's got people's heads.
Long?
Yeah, I can't.
He's in my first drop of water in a year.
Yo, guys, I shower.
I also fucking swim.
I
What would I have actually done if your feet just like
tore in the water
No, I can sort my arms. I don't need legs. I hate this camera. I hate it. I thought my leg went, I thought I'd just look at it by the knee.
I should hurt
That was me, I would have had this drink.
I actually still keep the bottle on the boat.
I used to get like sick when I was in the water.
I was like, I feel fine.
But I let out some walls in their bathroom.
Actually, I shit everywhere.
For what though?
I don't know.
I mean, if I could react to the alcohol for the first time, that's not gonna help.
Do you know?
I'm trying to drink my short, but I don't know how to drink alcohol.
Huh?
We gotta make sure that the boats are up.
Yeah, I know.
No, this is nuts. I can't imagine like once in a while you spew out the hose, like I would actually feel like crazy.
So when they do like cargo ships, they're like specific maps they go.
Yeah, how do they build a fucking wheel ring?
Some of them are floating.
No? You can have a question now?
The shallower ones with the deep water ones are floating.
I don't understand the world.
It's like a dog, you know, like a pluty dog.
No, I get it, but I don't understand.
I still get it.
Like, how do you fucking find it?
Oh, shit, are we almost there?
How about wi-fi?
I got Wi-Fi, so I'll give you Wi-Fi.
I don't think I need to be raised to 5.
Yeah.
Yeah, do you have Wi-Fi?
I need Wi-Fi.
Ask that perfect spring.
It's nice. It's a tear-bond spring.
It's tear-bond strings.
I don't care about strings.
I want to kill you. Thanks. Ron, go fuck yourself.
Oh, God.
What is a hurricane feeling like you think of the water red?
You don't want to be on the water red, do you?
You go out and sleep in the most smaller district in the hurricane.
And it stops. It's not done.
Really?
It does.
It does.
Yeah, we got flooded out of the house.
There's water here to sleep in the boat.
There's water in the house.
There's something to boat?
Yeah, to go evacuate into the boat.
Yeah.
Yeah, I would have had the house don't float.
The boat didn't float though.
You know?
Yeah, I would have ordered food at last.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah.
Perfect opportunity to lead man too.
Look at where the hurricanes bro, they tell you to evacuate and if you don't evacuate
and you stay, ain't nobody coming for your house, bro.
You're on your own.
Alrighty.
I'll take you up, bud.
Alright, we gotta shoot that way.
Alright, where's the other gun?
It's not here.
It's a bad idea.
All right, what do you want to shoot buddy?
First and foremost is a good idea.
Shoot the 22.
Like, get a feel for that.
I don't know about this one.
It's a great idea.
It'll be fun. I might see a couple of 8 thirds, but...
Thank you.
We're in America.
Yeah.
You want to fish first or shoot first?
Oh, we're not fishing out here.
Oh, we're not? No.
Ooh, that's like...
Ah boys
22 is a BB gun you soft-ass pussy. I fucking like the spy
I got a 45 and 9 mil, I got a 7, 6, 2 and 5, 5, 6
I don't care bro. I'm not gonna shoot whatever. I'm just telling you like if you want to shoot like
If you want to shoot like an AR and AK it's just gonna be loud as fuck
I'm saying shoot the 5, 5, 6
What is that? Is that like some pistol?
AR. Oh, 223?
You got a scar?
No. It's gold, yeah.
Bring me whatever you want, bro. Let me just...
Let me just call my lawyer.
I don't see here, Lucas.
Can you...
Getting a gun to the ocean, over the ocean,
can result in criminal charges. It is illegal to strip them.
Wait. However, once you travel beyond Florida State Territory, about nine miles off the Gulf of Mexico,
Mexico, and three miles out in the Atlantic, federal law applies, and offshore shooting
may be permitted.
Oh, shit.
Got it.
Mexico looks beautiful today.
Beautiful today.
Not too good.
We're gonna be okay, right boys?
You guys got good lawyers or no?
What?
You guys got good lawyers?
I don't have a friend.
Not a bad shop?
Alright, Ron, Jerry.
Come on, Jeremy.
All right.
Here we go, all right?
Yup.
Guys, remember, only do this if you're a trained professional.
Also, we're doing this 10 miles off the coast.
You know what I'm saying?
We have to follow all legal permits,
make sure you have a gun permit,
make sure everything works on Florida.
So if you don't, don't use a firearm, et cetera.
And yeah.
All right, daddy.
All right.
Do you want to shoot off the fucking port side?
Shoot that way.
What's my sunglasses on there?
Season charger, bro.
What's that?
It's very low.
One bar.
On the TV?
No, on the portal.
Alright, Roddy boy.
Quick, leave it here.
Just see.
Alright, don't point the guy in the bow, please.
I'm knocking him down in the water.
Away from him.
So this is a water milling?
It is.
It's like a water mill.
There you go.
Okay, so shall I let you do it first?
I mean
Fire degradable, right? Yeah, all right. You go first. Let me see you first. I'm not liable
Let me see if Lucas Colt seems to like it.
What am I coming back to America?
Right now we're in Mexico.
I'm not going to lie, I think my sight is dead.
We don't need a sight.
Alright, let's try it.
Where's the water ball?
Guys, I'm not going to fall backwards.
Oh, right there.
Here, take it away.
No, take one shot.
I got to see how you shoot.
see how you shoot well we got to just test for us to see if you even hit it
it's just disembodied
obviously we're super far no there's nothing over there
I'm not gonna lie don't this guy have a shot it looks like the fucking middle
fucking nowhere remember bro gun safety I can't hit it I don't know if I can hit
No
You're a little sissy boy
There's no sight I'm just going for like hip-fire and basically oh little sissy boy can't hit a watermelon you shoot it
22 is starting
Motherfucker!
Lower!
Die, bitch!
Hey, we're out.
Fuck, I'm washed.
Maybe these guns aren't meant for me.
Well, that's no sight, right?
You know what has no sight?
Maybe I need a fucking, like...
Kovacs?
Maybe I need, like, Kovacs.
Alright, what do you want, dude?
Um, well, if I mess with that, I can't imagine a fucking un-
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I can't imagine a fucking other gun.
What happened to getting a six-pack of that in June?
What the fuck is your problem?
What the fuck is that?
What do you think it is, bro?
How the fuck do you have a license?
Oh, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill.
Hold on, bro.
Hold on, hold on, let me out of this fucking frame.
You take this thing.
No, I don't want it.
You were the one that wanted to shoot this.
I don't want to go to jail.
Is that a banana bag?
Yeah.
Oh god.
Remember, only city automatic, no fall, and it wasn't loading.
You don't take this thing, bro. This thing should be fucking loud as fuck.
Aye.
I mean it's loaded I don't know why I wouldn't shoot.
No aura!
You have fake guns!
Why is this a fake gun?
Oh, maybe now it's on.
No aura!
Maybe now it's on.
No aura! Holy fake gun 3D printed!
Biodegradable!
Biodegradable.
Oh it fell in the boat.
W Biodegradable.
Dude I mean it's fucking on fire I don't know maybe they are.
Oh god.
all right she works now all right keep going oh god that's loud is it yes I
covered my fucking ears all right let me try to hit it though all right you see
the water move
you just missed it bum ah all right maybe you're gonna hold your ears and
someone holds my ears and then someone holds my ears oh god it's loud here take
Bro, you're saying it's a lot of my little sissy boy.
Oh, I don't know. Oh, shit, run, shit.
You have earphones? You brought them?
Yeah, you want it?
Gun safety. Gun etiquette.
The weapon is not being used to put it down.
Ah, it's a lot of...
I mean, I probably won't do this shit.
This?
It definitely helps.
Earpods!
It'll help.
Hold the gun.
What's the other pops?
My ears are ringing. It's loud.
Alrighty.
I just barely missed that thing.
Hey, is it on safety?
Yeah it is. That's the secure here. See that?
Alright, where am I supposed to hold like this?
You hold it like, yeah a little bit up and you're folding it a little bit.
Like this?
No, yeah, a little better.
Okay, is this not gonna go, is this gonna go flying?
Is this gonna go fucking, alrighty?
Alright, let's get that tree.
Alright, your safety's off.
Where is it? Alright, see it.
I almost got knocked out from that. I'm a little sissy boy. Alright, no more guns for
me. No more guns for me. No more guns for me. I'm just fucking kidding. Let's get an
RPG now. We're not leaving till we hit that. Safety's on, bro. When I aimed it down, it
was safety on. I put the safety on. I got a little in the bag. There's no sight on it,
Yeah, you want to shoot that?
I will.
Can you type the, can you type the legality, so the chat's not starting?
Type the what?
Legalities.
Wait, wait!
Are you ready?
Show the thing.
The melon, the melon.
I guess the melon, fuck it.
They see the gun.
Or dope.
I mean, right there, yes.
Okay, order.
All right, go, you got it.
There's this jump in here.
See the thing?
Okay, I go you got it
This jumping you see the fish
Yeah, you fucking are washed your washes fog bro
Right here. No, no, no
What do you mean? No, you need the next gun where we are acid this you're done
Next gun we're not leaving till we get this water in my lens
We should stop size the Sun is fucking us.
I can't go on this side because we're in the middle of an accident.
We can't go that way.
15 minutes away from the coast.
Where'd it go?
We're like 45 minutes away from the coast.
What's up?
I'm gonna hit it.
I bet.
All right over here.
Hey man, at least the Amidals are gonna eat the watermelon bro.
Don't be fucking tea-fueling around.
Yeah.
Yeah, but
Guys stop.
The site is working.
He's not shooting a gun.
You're under the influence of an old alcohol.
I would love to shoot that one.
You want to?
Yeah.
Alright, you can shoot one. You want to shoot one?
I'll shoot the AK one.
Alright, you got one bullet in the AK, he wants to shoot it.
I'm on the AK.
You want one?
Load them up.
Alright, we're...
Hey, fuck it man.
You want the AK?
Yeah, I should have the AK.
Alright, here.
Is it loaded?
Ow!
Shit!
Right in here.
I think we have a shell catcher.
Here, hold on, hold everyone, hold everyone.
Yeah, I need the back button.
Alright, Jack.
stable or not, I can't even make it now.
This is right.
Don't fuck. Hold on, Phil.
Sure, let me just put this on.
No. I'm falling. Elron.
I'm falling. Elron.
Elron.
Alright.
This is good, bro.
If I can kick back, you can do it.
Alright, remember the least.
When it's not on safety,
Don't just wing it around, you can kill me.
Yeah.
I'm fucking crazy.
What is that safety?
If my head exploded, I would actually just, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god.
Where's the thing?
It's on safety there.
I don't like the way he's, I think it's on safety.
I don't want to take it off.
There are buttons.
I think that, I think that.
I have these.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Be careful, remember when you-
Yeah, I'll go down.
Hey listen, if you're not going to shoot, take your finger off the trigger.
Never put it on the weapon.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Alright.
Alright, go.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh, it's close.
Oh shit.
Alright.
Alright, no.
Remember if you got any safety rules.
Alright, yeah.
I didn't hit it, though.
That would keep close.
Can I hear shit, though?
No.
No, thank.
Nothing bro. I'm not even kidding. I heard a fucking I didn't even realize that was like a real thing where the bullet sounds like it's right next to
We're right next to me
Appreciate you boys. We just got a gunshot and bring it to California. We're like like illegal. I'm gonna go to jail for fucking life
He's having too much fun aware
damn so so lorda you can really just fucking run around RPGs huh like that's
kind of nuts if you think about it pumpkin launchers oh shit what the fuck
What? What the fuck is that? What the f-
No way this is dead too.
Hey boys, should we go fishing?
All my scopes are dead.
Well, maybe you should call your duo then.
It's a play on words because his friend was named Scope back in the day and he was his teammate.
Do you guys know that or no?
Do I load it or shoot this?
Is it loaded?
Yeah.
Shooter first, I wanna see how it is.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
That was on safety.
Wait, babe.
You want me to shoot it?
Yeah, I want to hear it.
Imma let's just see if we...
What gun is that?
It's AR-15.
Okay, my bad, dude. Sorry I'm not a fucking threat.
I mean, I can't really see, but...
Fuck, I just shoot once.
Try it up, Daddy.
That's going to be impossible to hit, there's waves and shit, damn we just gave free fucking
watermelons to the fishes man, how the fuck did we get out of this?
W spam?
Should I go die for it?
I don't know if you want it.
Let's see if we can hit you.
What?
What?
What?
What?
Come on, daddy.
Oh, shit, those fingers are working.
Imagine just teeth are good, that's fucking horrible.
Hey, fuck tampon springs.
Fuck it, oh, the fuck up.
Wait a minute.
My chatter saying wait this guy's low-key and new he doesn't clean his guns Kequah
What let me see hey hey guys gun safety I'm going behind you
Hey gun safety, I'm coming behind you!
Bro, I think my shit's-
Motherfucker, what did I just say?
No, bro, it's all fucked up.
It's broken. L guns in the jet.
Put it down, bro, this isn't you.
You know what I'm realizing in real time?
Like
Now it's working where's the watermelon? Um right there in the middle of fucking nowhere
And it's broken
All right
This thing's off jammed up.
Fuck this, man!
This is America!
Let's shoot RPGs!
Who's with me?
No, international orders.
Oh, international orders.
Yes, sir.
Motherfucker!
We'll go back to America.
You know what this made me realize in real time?
That like, in school I used to think,
okay, if a school shooter came in, I could stop him.
I can't stop him.
I'm realizing in real time now.
It's actually like fast.
Like I used to think like, okay,
if a guy came in, I would fully stop him.
I would charge him.
I would charge him, et cetera.
That's just not happening.
Here, shoot this, this gun always works.
Hey, gun safety etiquette for F-44342.
There's nothing in there.
Oh, okay.
What is that, a nine millimeter?
No, it's an N-1911.
Ooh, a little starting pistol.
Yes, it's like, yeah, I'm caught.
Well, be a one to your left.
Not to your left, though.
25.
What?
How'd you do that?
It's loaded.
What?
It's loaded.
Maybe I'm a sissy boy.
Elvron, I would never work in a military, bro.
Spit on it!
There we go, now it's loaded.
I felt fucking-
Where's the cantaloupe? Hit the fucking watermelons!
Oh, I see it.
Here, wait a sec.
Shut up, bitch!
I'm gonna fucking kill that watermelon!
Do I
That was a fucking
Jim gun safety. I just wasted a bullet. I need more bullets
Don't be wrong in the chat, bro
All right, now can we get a fish we saw bro look at it bro. You left unfazed you see it on phase
Elron, so Elron because I couldn't hit a fucking watermelon.
Oh my kneecap.
What are you about to do, are you about to eat it?
Give me the headphones.
What?
Oh God.
I think he's about to just smurf.
Oh God, you're smurfing me.
Hold on, are you going to take this gun?
I don't want the fu-
What was that?
That was rain.
It's raining.
Are we in Mexico?
Give me the headphones.
I don't have them, I'll put them over there.
Ah, shit.
I don't have them, I'll put it right here.
I know you put it right here.
You don't get a ball?
Oh god.
No, I'll put it right here.
Ah.
White-ass ball.
Oh shit.
Fuck me no shit.
Some headphones?
Dude, yeah.
Headphones.
Just a mile.
Can I get a W in the chat?
Alright bro, light that fucking melon up.
How wash is he?
Oh god.
Hey, there it is.
Alright, I think he killed it.
Alright bro, it's dead.
Alright bro, it's dead.
Alright, the watermelon's dead.
You got it.
Alright, I think he killed it.
Alright bro, it's dead.
Alright bro, it's dead.
Alright, I think you killed it. Alright, bro, it's dead. Alright, bro, it's dead.
Alright, the watermound's dead. You got it.
Alright, bro, it's dead. Yo, the watermound's dead, bro!
It exploded!
Yo, bro, I think it's dead!
It's not dead yet. Ah, get this guy away from guns.
Oh god guys it's dead!
It's okay it's quite agreeable that's why we got it.
All right
Someone's about to edit it like an edit of just like fish dying somehow
That was fun
They'll be you fucking international, bro. Where's the other water mouth? Oh, whoa, okay?
All right guys, bro. I thought we're done. Yo T-Fu. You don't got a shooter, bro. Don't do don't do it
Where is it all right brad I think it's dead no I think you I think you got it
okay I think it's a little excessive I think we've shot him I think we've
shot enough bullets I think you got it guys I got it yes you did it honey you
Did it.
All right.
Give me the fuck off this boat.
Give me the fuck off this boat.
Oh, honestly, my knee just hurts, bro.
You know?
Hey, bro, we gave watermelon to the ocean.
The biodegradable bullets are in the boat.
Got some W's.
Now we have to head back to America, though.
So go fishing, and then we're calling it a day.
Let's do it.
Let's go buttercup.
You want to shoot any more or no?
Not on stream.
Because we have to go back to America, bro.
That'll be Mexico in the chat.
That was fun.
That was the first time I shot a gun since my... since my dad.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I went in a gun range with him when I was like seven.
I haven't shot my guns in years.
They don't even fucking... they don't even work.
Did you have me a water from back there?
Same, man.
Yeah, I did.
I'll get you a beer.
Thanks, boys.
What was that?
Good thing we're not in Mexico, Jack.
Can I get one, too?
Guys, we're in a international land.
Now we have to head...
How many miles?
What is that?
25?
Yeah.
All right, Jack.
Get your sad spongebups.
We're going for the last part.
Now we must fish.
Water, beer.
What happened?
I have water.
I have water.
I don't want a fucking beer, bro.
I bought fucking 40. Oh, is that right now? Oh, there's a fucking storm coming in. Oh God.
Oh
Man fuck that we got a storm bring me deeper in the store
Oh
back to land
Yeah
Like you're like
Holy bae
You know, just on the HN and the move.
Got an AK, got a M4, got some pistols.
I just fucking break, we get some Ws.
I can't even see my Ws right now.
We need to catch the fish though.
If you get the shittiest fish ever, I don't give a fuck.
Oh god, a big fish.
Nah, I need to catch something.
I'll spit right over there.
I
Drank so many years
Me too
You know one day I'll drop and chop in a little sister boy and drink beer
I don't know bro. I need to get the tape for it
Yeah
Yeah, I really thought about that man. I really thought I could stop like a sugar
Now I get it.
Yeah, we did it in a fucking gun school, dude. We saw it.
We did it in a water run. I hit it, but it took me like...
It traveled.
The coast was easy. The far one was like 30 meters.
I remember it was 20 meters. It's a kind of hard day with a pistol.
Awesome.
And it was a boats rocking, too.
Yeah, that's what I was saying.
It's a hard head.
Um, can I ask you a question?
He's got an alert saying engine sensor.
What the fuck do you mean, wave it away?
If the RPMs are matching, you're good, isn't it?
Alright.
So where's the store?
Mercury, you know?
At least right there.
I don't see it.
There's that whole fucking thing, dude.
What the storm's looking at?
Hey, what?
Hey, Gessin.
Can I stop standing to eat food?
I'm not eating.
Just look down, pal.
You can eat bread in.
That looks good, brother.
That looks fucking good.
Your legs look good though.
You got some nice, big legs.
Thank you.
That looks good, brother.
That looks fucking good.
Some nice beanie legs.
Thank you.
No fat.
Thank you.
Three bustle and hair.
A lot of hair.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you.
You got hairy legs, bro.
You got it.
Mr. Keen is 72, isn't he?
Yeah.
So you know it's really bad, my asshole.
You know I've never seen my asshole
in my 23 years of all this earth.
Really?
Never seen him once.
You've never bred over the beard
on these four and spread your cheeks?
I tried, I can't, I can't see it.
You get a super-tair?
Damn.
You ever thought about doing a stream where you did your ass lock?
I did want to do it, but we kind of attempted to be out of the house.
My friend Jason, he took like a razor and he tried to razor it off, but he got disgusted once he saw it.
Yeah, but you should do a stream where like, you get like a Brazilian wife.
You can't film your face while she's just kicking from the back.
What?
You know?
Is that her?
Hell yeah!
I know.
I got one yesterday.
You don't got hair, bro.
Look at this, bro.
You got like baby hair.
It just burns off.
What?
The sun.
It's dying.
It burns it off.
Yeah.
Actually, I think that when you're like 34 years,
it's not bad, bro.
You're gonna suck them so long.
You're gonna have a little t-shirt.
Hopefully soon.
You gonna make him a gamer?
Nah.
Think of a plumber or an electrician.
We don't need that. We need more shirts.
No.
God, my fucking knee, dude. You broke my knee.
You didn't send me.
Oh.
Oh, it's like, you know, I stood up my couch tonight,
was like an ice pack, and I just walked out.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Now we're on, bro.
It's my fault, it's my fault.
I'm gonna see you guys, it's my fault.
Now we're on.
I know, bro, okay.
Right, check it, get down,
because I'm the girl like that.
Yeah, you should have.
That'll spend all the money on, uh, here.
Yeah, for this, uh...
That shitter's not bad.
Yeah, bro, it hurts.
I don't know.
I need to tell him a piece of...
Oh.
Yeah, you can go way further.
How was I supposed to hit a kettle bell with this...
BOOM!
Oh, sorry.
No, it's fine. I did it.
It's not how I do it.
Sure it's good.
You're not gonna...
No, it's still in socket like a ball.
You guys really go out.
You go out for miles.
Hell yeah.
This is the most peaceful place on earth.
In the middle of nowhere.
What's that place called?
We're from every island.
Wait something.
Wait you.
Is that what it is?
Nemo.
Do people go there?
Hell yeah.
What about that one triangle?
What is it called?
Burbida?
Yeah, can we go there?
That's the Bahama thing, Burbida.
And I heard like once you go in there that you get to fear.
I'm just there all the time.
Wait, what is it called?
Burbida Triangle.
We go to the top of that where we get to fear stuff.
Yeah.
That's the one we're gonna go to the street.
What's triangle?
Damn, man.
I'll get you.
The true story though, I took a plane from here into the Burkina Triangle, landed safely,
got home, like a month later, that same plane was on the freeway of the emergency land.
You could not?
No.
That's my biggest fear is like playing Crash.
I don't know why, I get like, scared as well.
I think players are actually pretty safe, you know.
But like, I don't know bro, it's scary.
Bro, we were on the way here, playing like Crop.
Pretty stupid amount of Pima, whatever they said.
I felt like I was about to die.
You were asleep.
They have to tell the little Tissy boy.
Yeah, maybe.
What time is the game?
Tomorrow?
Yeah.
I think five, right?
Yeah.
Are you a funny or something?
You can crash to my house at half the morning.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't get drunk.
I want to fish.
Yeah, we can.
Not at all?
But we should go try to get made
I always wanted to do that I
I think you might need to get the tornado behind him.
Yeah, yeah, he's like the champion.
I hear us get out of the car, guys.
All the supertakes?
Maybe I'm trying to read your point.
I'm pretty sure, Kite.
Oh, yeah, we got five.
Fuck!
No!
Yeah, Charlie might be close.
Let me see.
We've got time, we've got like an hour and a half.
I don't know how to see it, but I don't know the whole water, it's so fucking cold on the west coast.
Oh my god.
It's like my parents say this is so nice.
Right now, California, the water is cold, it's nice.
Like out here, it's like so hot.
Everything I say, bro, like I'm convinced
this guy's just gonna go again.
No, like, the water's literally like 90 degrees.
Yeah, there's a meeting.
No, it's not.
I went to Hawaii, it felt like, it's like Hawaii.
The water's cold there a little bit.
We were at your house and uh, it felt really nice.
It felt really nice.
I'm gonna take a nap. Make sure they're good.
Let's make sure the little kids are good.
Here it is.
That's what I wish we could have done.
Hi, sir.
I heard my boards.
They're not waiting.
No, you have to jump on the boat.
I guess I'm gonna skip forward like Lacey.
Huh?
I thought Lacey had a skip forward.
Yeah, and if I watched it,
it just goes like he fell.
Yeah, he did.
I used to do it when I was like young.
When I was like 10.
You got that.
Right, so he's going away.
Boys, get on a wimpy!
What the fuck is that?
I don't know.
Uh, boys!
I'm gonna just take a big couple of them.
There's a gnarly storm.
I'd like to rain now.
It doesn't rain in California, I miss it.
I really do like the rain, I can't.
I like that thing, it's warm and safe in the rain.
I like that shit.
Wow, it looks so good on.
That's a good little blot.
That's nice.
You can see it, it's like sand or anything else.
There's a sand tornado!
Is that bad?
Good.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Maybe we'll fish?
Nah.
Maybe later.
We'll fish.
Hey! Hey!
Damn, that's nuts!
Can't hear a large video from?
That's not so cool.
Hey, guys, I'm not dead drunk.
I'm gonna have to stamp all that wrong.
Put it on.
You still made it?
What? You're better now?
I made it a coin, but these are fun.
I need to set you out later.
I'll be pretty.
Ever play the game Fire Shark?
Get up.
Huh?
No, it happens.
Alright, so basically my hand...
He's a fire truck.
Tell me when to stop.
Red light!
Fire truck says stop in red light!
AHHHHHHHH!
Alright, this guy's a free driver.
It looks like a vlog next to him.
I can't hold it.
What happened to you? You guys didn't just come back.
Yeah, I got bad news.
The store fucked us.
Yeah, it's probably not a big dump.
Oh, I'm a big shit. Yo, resource, not that store.
Joke going, you know, take a sip.
Oh, yo guys, it's a fucking five-tip, shut up!
What's a five-tip on here, fucking ten-tip?
Oh god, that don't work.
Okay, we're going to squirt it on the boat for a second.
It's about to, it's about to.
Just like it.
Ah, it's a god here, bitch.
It's fucking, we're gonna hit rain, we're gonna hit rain.
Bro, what the fuck is that?
Fuck it, what the fuck is that?
I think there's seven.
Bro, it's getting fucking windy too.
Get to the island.
Alright, listen y'all.
I don't know if y'all can hear me because it's windy.
It's just a great fucking stream.
Shout out the fucking teeth of...
Dude, I can't believe it blew my knee out, bro.
YERDA!
Oh, my shit hurts.
Chad, we would have kept going and we would have fished, but there's actually a storm
that's coming in right now.
Oh, it's literally raining.
Bro, look at the sand blowing up the fucking...
I mean, it's raining, bro.
Look at it.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Bro, that's actually a gnarly man.
Yeah, that's gnarly.
Look at the wind blowing.
I love you boys, we're gonna be back another time in Team Goldfish.
I love you boys!
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