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⚽ FIRST WORLD CUP GAME ⚽ JYNXZI MARLON LACY ⚽ IRL ⚽ SENDING ENGLAND HOME ⚽ NORWAY LETS GO ⚽ [twitter/insta stableronaldo] !po !com !sub
07-11-2026 · 3h 34m
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Hey, what's up here?
I started.
Alright.
Oh, see me?
Hello?
Hello?
Hey!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Nice.
You're on the game.
We can show this because the game has started.
How's everybody doing today?
What's good? What's good? What's good?
I think they're on the way. I don't know how far they are.
It took me like...
Are you going to sit for a second?
Okay.
In Chimpey, dead ass, like, for how long do I think it's going to get in?
It was a while, bro. It was at least like 30, 45, an hour to get in.
I don't even know if they've gotten in yet, but look, we're at the game!
This is fucking insane, bro. This is insane.
Yeah, this is gonna be deep. How far is everybody at, by the way?
How far is everybody at? Anyone know?
Bro, I want Jason to come to the scene, but I think he has to do something for his scene.
But then I think he'll come over. I fail.
Three ways or six hours.
I'm here!
It's like my name!
Y'all wouldn't believe this!
Colin Dettas came up to me before the game!
And he's like,
Yo Ron, I'm fucking too heavy.
I've always been a supporter of you.
I'm actually 18 months old in this stable.
I don't know whose user name,
but he's somewhere here.
I'm super fucking excited.
Yeah, bro.
Yo, like that sign is not anything.
It's not a green tree!
Look!
I
By the way
By the way, if you are supporting Ingrid get me out of my
Yo, we're here for fucking Holland
Shatter, Shatter! Him?
Oh my god, he's a fucking viking.
We're not gonna, we're not gonna get banned, right?
I don't think you can get banned, the game hasn't started.
I hope not, hey, hey, if we are, fucking, we're banned.
We're...
Wait, what happened? You're good?
Holy! Holy!
Hey, here's me
That's it, I don't know how far everyone is
This is like first ever world cup game also by the way guys if you're telling them sweating
I hit the gym before this so I am sweating. Yes
Also, by the way, it might be a little laggy here and there if it lags just smile
All right, first person. I got to call is Jinxie. How far is junk over here? What do you think?
You think he's in the arena?
I don't know.
Come on.
I think she put up the fun.
Guys, everyone comes in about like a little bit...
What's up with these dudes? Are they fun?
Is that when they kick off?
I don't know.
Can you see the sexy thing he's saying in car?
Sweet fucking dude.
He said almost there.
Alright, who's next?
I call Lacey.
Yeah, by the way, getting in here is not easy.
Hey, what's up, Lacey?
How far are you?
Are you okay?
How far?
Ten minutes? I'll get back. I'll get back.
Are we out of Harlem?
Is he in Harlem?
No, he's hot as a fucking mud, by the way.
Should we get up and then you get some napkins for our face?
Also, by the way, guys, do you have a hole to sweep?
Yo, how far are you more?
30 minutes, okay, um...
Oh, that is... I think it's raining in here.
Yeah, we're... I'm looking at Holland right now!
Holland!
I'll get by.
Wait, where's Max?
Guys, we have a boost of heat to ourselves right now, um, but there is two girls here.
You don't know.
I don't know, I'm so hungry, bro.
This shit looks like a goat chest.
What the fuck is that?
Whoa, it's got champagne?
I want to get here early
Jack, realistically speaking, how hard is it for your way to win?
Are they better than England?
I don't know, England's got more than all-around teams.
More stars, I don't know.
Oh, no, I'm the worst you f*****g, you're dumb a*****g, I'm gonna eat when I want to eat, I'm gonna f*****g sleep, it's f*****g night easily.
Jamesy's on the way, I won't put them on the screen, Jamesy ETA 30 minutes, Marlin ETA 10 minutes, Jamesy ETA 10 minutes, Jason ETA, I himself can see the sponsor, I think, I don't know how it works, that's the piece.
Hey Jason, have you seen this clip come to the sweep, bro? You're more than welcome, it's in channel.
I promise to God England is losing I put I put on God so much that I ask you that I
mean my first words I'm not kidding about that I'm walking through a site and I say
site and I'm home only but I made my first word it's not a lot I put too bad
Hi! What was working? What's that? I'm gonna say hi. Oh no, I'm gonna say hi. Yeah, say hi! And Holland's watching. We're his brothers. Yeah.
You can't thank you. Thank you.
Everything.
Ooh.
It tastes like margaritas on it.
It's a little spicy.
It's a little spicy.
It's a little spicy.
It's a little spicy.
I am going to get my shoes.
Yes please.
I'll do that for you.
You might as well use your handkerchief to get your back to your head, which is a lost
heel.
I'm going to give her 10 yards of Augusta.
Thank you.
Oh, sir, please
Guys of course you're eating, bro. You know what? That's because of that message right there
I'm eating it and I'll be honest with you before the stream started. I ate too
Just a little orange juice
I just saw them.
Alright.
We're not going to get bad, right?
50-50 fucking.
Eight guys are starting.
Look how beautiful that band is.
What's your name?
What?
What's your name?
I can't see from here.
I don't know.
Hang on.
No.
Really?
All right now, we're gonna get banned in the game chart, the game did not start right.
Oh shit, I don't feel like fighting.
Look at the road!
Look at it!
You're all insane.
You know how badly I work to see a little home?
I'm not even kidding.
If you get those home, I'm gonna help shit.
Yes!
Norway!
I'm excited.
What happened?
We're having a lazy.
We're having a park.
We're having a wheelchair.
We're excited bro.
We're not strong enough.
We're taking the kite.
So, Jim, I don't have to change your number, but listen.
Yo Jin, I'm sorry, mark my words, flip this, make God strike everyone in my chat down, make God strike me down, make the world tumble on my fucking machine, everything.
Hold on!
Mother, anything going on?
Get out.
Thank you the fucking idiot, yo.
Guys, don't give me subs, it's okay.
Where's Junko?
He's coming, he said he's going this way.
He's got it!
He's got it!
He's got it in 30 minutes.
I'm sweating out.
Shut it!
Is that fucking...
Shut up!
How's it going?
Come down here!
Come here!
Is that fucking hot?
Shut up!
Shut up!
Oh, Sarah!
Take a seat!
I thought you were gay, bro!
I didn't even get to wear a t-shirt.
You're not gay?
No, it's fucking hot!
No, it's not hot!
You're not having a t-shirt?
I was just gay!
I just wore a bra.
Oh, I'm still in the office.
Please.
Okay, we've been here for about five minutes.
You might as well get a little help.
No, I'm not getting any help.
What?
What?
What's the problem?
You're cute.
Wait, why aren't you getting some?
Uh, 20 minutes.
How do we fix the rag, you think?
Let's grab, grab, grab, grab.
I got him back up.
Back up.
Back up, Terry.
Back up, Terry.
Back up, Terry.
I got you.
Okay, ready to help me out, though?
Yeah.
I got you.
Oh, oh god.
Okay.
Here we go.
Forward, forward, forward.
And we're going in.
And this is Terry.
And in.
And this is I.
And as in I know this.
There's the way.
That's an E.
Oh.
Oh, that's weird.
Opposite.
It's fucking hot.
It's fucking hot.
I'm gonna get you.
I'm gonna get you.
I'm gonna get you.
It's fucking hot I'm holding it fucking it's fucking hot
Why we keep losing internet
How are you doing bro, yeah, bro, what's up, bro, you know hi boys. Yeah
Oh
So bro, how you doing? How you doing, man?
Good, bro. Yeah, just checking out man. I'm just getting angles for us to go with me
Yeah, bro. That's it, bro. That's it.
Thank you, bro. Yeah, of course.
Yeah, thank you, bro. Of course.
Thank you, bro. Yeah, of course, bro. Don't worry about it. Thank you.
How you doing, bro? You want to say hi to my love?
What up, man? How are you doing?
Hey. See, I'm going to get a picture of YouTube now.
Yo, I'm letting you know right now, by the way, if Holland doesn't win...
Holland doesn't win. We're both shocked.
Oh, I know. We're both shocked.
Me?
I see you.
I put my whole life saving on Holland. Holland goal or Holland to score 15 goals
You say oh Lord
Let me hype up the arena who's excited for Holland
It's a nice little spot, bro
Yeah, no, maybe we got the wrong crowd. Maybe we're on the England side
How you doing sir good
Yeah, bro, look at us man. This is the fucking life right here
Really
But what about scores and then he looks up and then he goes to my camera
You need to fly high. Oh, we've been in our suite. Yeah
We just came out this too high
Okay
She's reaching.
Yeah, everyone on this floor has to have a scan to get that scan.
Oh, OK.
We can get those ladies.
Red puffer.
Red puffer.
Teens.
Teens.
Teens.
Oh, God.
Oh.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
You want a break?
G.H.
Ooh, wristband alert!
We're just vlogging our experience.
Thank you so much.
And then, I believe you might be interested in knowing that...
Oh my god, Hollis, have we ever?
This also gives you the right to be given a voucher for your people.
People, yes.
What people, yes.
The one that can turn the voucher in as you lean down on the ground.
Thank you. Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Holy.
We just got juiced.
We just got juiced.
Oh my god, we just got a mox win.
Hey, instead of red puffer, that's red jacket.
Oh, shit.
You trying to hype them up again?
Okay.
I'm going to try to hype up the people down there.
Who's ready for World Cup?
Yeah, who's who's ready for holland who's ready for Bellingham?
Yeah, keeps these on the way y'all
No one wants to get excited with me you want to get excited with me
Okay, you're not allowed to be excited. That's what you just told me. Geez. I got this guy
Are you fucking random kid?
See, where can we go, bro?
Should we explore?
Have you guys seen a disabled guy in a wheelchair?
Alright.
Is that Ronnie 2K?
Is that Ronnie 2K?
Where's Pison, like, famous people here?
What was that look back?
There's probably some famous people there, no?
Who's it?
Dusty, uh, who's it?
No, it can't be police officer.
No, say who's it?
Oh, I thought it was a matter data.
No, no.
Wait, can we go back here?
You don't need it.
You want to say hi?
No.
I'm a random kid.
Random kid alert.
What if she's in the back room?
Are we in the back rooms?
We're in the back rooms.
We're in the back rooms.
Where is the fucking dolphin stadium?
Is it a dolphin stadium?
We're in the back rooms.
They take our bit, right?
Is that a shack?
Should we just try to sneak into a suite?
Oh my god.
It's like the most stacked suite ever.
Bro, where the fuck are we?
Oh shit.
We might actually get like a tax back here, but where are we?
You guys want to say hi to my blog
Make some noise for my blog
It's me! It's me!
Do you want to have a photo?
Um...
Please?
Sure.
Okay.
Thank you, see you, bro.
Of course, hello, bro.
Of course, thank you.
Who is this guy?
I'm Marlin.
I'm Marlin.
I'm Marlin.
Marlin, nice to meet you, man.
Nice to meet you.
Hello, I'm stable right now.
Hello, hello.
Hello, who are you rooting for today?
Brazil.
Brazil.
Brazil.
Let's let's do this Norway. Yes
Jude Bellingham. We're going home
Go on here
We're at the weird area now.
Bro, we're just trying to see if we can get it.
Are we trying to see?
No, we can't get kicked out.
I know what we need to get out of that.
Bro, we're going to get gray band.
We'll get black.
We'll get black.
Listen.
I know.
I know.
That's where the rich folks are.
Hey, bro.
I don't want some.
I know.
Of course.
You want to do a stream photo?
Yes, sir.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
Want to say hi to my vlog?
Okay.
You want to say hi to my vlog?
Yes.
Oh.
Nice.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Are you guys gonna believe this?
Nightingale Kidding?
Did you see her?
No.
But she took off her wedding ring when she said hi to me.
I should have told her I have a girlfriend and I'm fucked.
I'm banned now.
Dude, I'm Nightingale Kidding.
We're going around the whole stadium.
So we should go back.
Oh shit!
You hear this?
I'm not hungry at all I'm just so hungry I wish I had food right now man fuck
Oh
So bro
Of course, bro, of course you're good. You're going for no way today. Of course, bro, Holland. We're sending Jude Bellingham back
He's going straight back to fucking Manchester United
Thank you, bro, you too guys. I'm saying mom's wise
Oh god, oh god run the whole other side of the idiom
Oh
No, okay, okay, can I get under the car and you sneak me into like the famous people sweet? Oh disabled
Hey
Oh shit!
And they gave me a gift too! What is this?
Wait, what is that in there?
It's a million degrees bro
We already got drinks. There's good drinks.
Drinks? Oh.
I don't know, but I'm drenched. I'm drenched.
I'm drinking and driving tonight.
He's disabled. It's okay.
Why are you doing that with me?
What?
Yeah, of course, yeah, of course, yeah, of course, yeah, of course, yeah, no, bro,
it's okay.
And you know who I am?
No, I'm not.
No, you don't know who you are?
Wait, Ron?
Oh my God.
Oh my god!
You're pissing me off, huh?
Fucking shit pisses me off, man.
Guess I'm gonna go into this sweat right now.
Hey, how did Drew get a tripod in?
Hey, mom!
Yeah.
It's what?
We already missed it.
That was like an hour ago.
Yo, can you hold on, Marlon's friend?
Can you wait up?
You got it, 5 million dollars!
Bro!
Thank you so much.
Fine, here we go.
Camera over.
You're fucking dumbass.
Yeah, yeah.
What do you think so far? What's the atmosphere like?
You want me to leave this also check my app for like five seconds in a second, but you only just holler looked up at the camera
Yeah, there is it's kind of like hot as fuck down in there
Well, we don't have air conditioning
Oh, man.
Oh, uh, guys, we're waiting on Jynxie.
He's in the car on free shirt.
I'm gonna jump on my little baby.
Yeah, me too.
I'll be honest with you.
But nonetheless, this is gonna be good.
Yeah, I'll just put it in the car.
I'll put it in the car.
I'll put it in the car.
All my great food.
Okay, yeah, they're doing it.
They're doing it.
They're doing it.
They're doing it.
They're doing it.
They're doing it.
They're doing it.
They're doing it.
Are you riding?
Do you ever have a meetup beside me?
I got one too and I need two.
And I'm down for it all.
Leaky.
What?
Do you love me?
Nobody.
Leaky.
What?
No.
Not by you.
Never say that.
I want you.
No you don't.
Come on, Marlon Garcia.
I'm not sorry.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
Don't do it!
What's that?
Fuck you, man, oh shit!
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
It's hot, bro.
No, no, no, it's very hot.
It's hot as a mud cold.
I'm receiving for Indiana football, Charlie.
What?
Charlie B.
Charlie B?
You're an Indiana movie.
Yeah, I wanna go out.
That's Charlie B.
That's Charlie Kirk?
Yeah, he's a big fan.
Damn, bro.
Bro, you look better in person, man.
Seriously?
Bro, are we going to miss the national anthem?
Oh, we're really going to go.
We're going a long way to go.
Still?
Yeah.
Can we get your whisk man?
Yeah, come on, man.
Oh, shit.
I can't even see it.
Sorry, tomorrow instead of I'm not tall enough to get up.
you agree actually let me take over so you have a little taller go fucking
stop okay you always want to say ma'am I know
Oh
She's a Broward
I don't know the line.
Oh, come on!
Sweet, Carrigan, or, what is it?
Come on, you got it, dude.
They got Matt height here.
Come here, come here, come here.
Oh my God.
Who's ready for the game?
Oh, come on.
Oh, Jordan, what did you think?
Like, who said bad first?
Who was he?
Because I knew his height.
Cause I know his height, who's like really like, you know what I'm saying?
I don't even know their height, no!
Oh my god, I haven't even seen them.
You guys go go go.
I'mma wait and see.
Move out the fucking way, Drew!
Yo, why are you filming me?
Cause I'm having fun!
Get the fuck out of here!
The fuck!
You have internet?
Yeah.
What's up, dude?
Wait, Lace, how are you gonna get down?
Hold on!
Are you on the rise of phones?
The rise is the best one here.
It's good?
Yes, perfect.
Yes, it's good.
Have fun!
It's a free game!
I'm trying to get through, I ain't allowed.
I'm trying to see the big deal going, seriously.
Get the fuck up!
I have a second Verizon phone, we want him to hop to class.
I'm gonna get the chair and you pull it out from under me!
You want me to just hold it?
No, no, no.
If you want-
Why did you just care for me?
No, come on.
Why do you need to eat, you fat fuck?
Let's go!
Let's go, you wanna go?
Let's go.
Let's go.
Easy, easy fatty.
Oh my god.
No, the dude is behind you!
Wait, wait, oh!
I'm not out yet, you're good.
You're not out yet?
I'm not out yet.
Ben!
Ben!
High-five!
All right, ready?
We're up there here?
Yeah.
There, hold on, ready?
This might be, like, an amazing pool scene!
Holy shit!
That's huge!
Holy!
Dude, I'm not gonna lie.
This is fucking deep.
How do you feel bro?
Are you fucking joking over here?
What is that?
I don't know, some ink on it
Hi guys, come here bro
Come here bro, don't be nervous, hi guys
Hi bro
I know
Bro, where's JC bro?
I don't know!
No!
Wait, wait, let's go alone!
Let's go!
All done! All done!
Let's show this!
Can I have it?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Is it on TV?
You're right, you're right.
Here's how it's done.
You know what's right?
Talk to me.
No involved.
No involved.
Come on.
She excited me.
Oh yeah, guys.
That was just fine speed.
And how much is high?
You know?
Hold on.
Time out again.
Come on, come on, come on.
Come on, come on, come on.
Come on, come on, come on.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
This is it, that's it.
This is it.
This is it.
This is perfect, bro.
I'm actually excited, bro.
I just want to see how it feels.
Alone, alone, alone.
I'm proud of you, right?
Alright, where's Jinxie?
Yeah, I might feel a little better right now.
What do you guys, fine speed or get bent?
Do you guys see him anywhere?
I see him right there!
Like, do you guys just want us to fucking find him?
That's good.
That is.
We take, we take, we take.
See the light?
He's gonna miss the fucking game.
You're just gonna say, wait, he's gonna miss the fucking game.
No.
He's gonna be loving it.
He's not here, he took me guys, he got us.
Yo, this is the question.
Yeah, this is the question.
This is so cool.
Hi, man.
This is the question.
And we are there, we all get there.
That's so cool.
Oh, shit.
Let's go!
Oh, shit.
Yo, come on.
Is there a reason to do that?
Remember, that's actually so cool.
Yo, come on.
Is there a reason you do that?
Remember, I actually saw one.
Come on, Holland!
I want to see you kill!
Yo, guys, is this phone time or friend time?
I'm not sure what's going on.
Ladies and gentlemen,
Oh, my God, it goes fucking fast.
Hey, girl, you can see the phone.
It's not even in the screen.
It's in the phone.
Yo, what if the big camera comes on us and we're like,
the famous quick street?
Oh!
Oh, and then it stops.
It's weird.
Guys, Jigsie's late.
Help Jigsie.
He's late.
I'll put money on it.
Can I please end the roadway?
Can I please end the roadway?
There are 17 people here.
Please, go away!
Can I have a taxi?
I'm going to school.
Wait, this is fun.
This place doesn't start, bro.
Wait, you're trying to fall.
I have a few round of shots, boys!
I'll do shot to burn!
Fuck you!
To hell with you!
Fuck!
Fuck me!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck me!
I want to lose my-
No! Don't go away!
I want to lose my five men so I don't run!
No! Don't go away!
I can't beat you!
I can't beat you!
Oh my god!
Holy shit!
Holy shit!
No! I can't beat you!
No! Don't go away!
Fuck! I don't know!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Oh my god, I'm so sorry!
I'm so sorry!
I'm so sorry!
Shit!
Oh my god!
He looks good as fuck, I'm not gonna lie.
He looks sexy on the other way.
Should we stand up first?
Yeah, just a quick one, quick one, quick one.
I'm not a man.
I ran for Red Over and ran to a man.
Man, I'm not a man.
Yes, sir.
I'm not a man.
I'm not a man.
I'm not a man.
I'm not a man.
I'm not a man.
I told you we don't work! I told you!
I got my own phone for the key, I'll do it with my tixie sirs, challenge tixie sir, I'll
I can't move again, I can't move.
Can you fight for me, River?
I
I don't know if that's the case with the doctor, but you can see it.
Where the fuck is Nicholas?
you
you
you
you
you
You
No, we can see the game before that
No, you look so much better
Adam's
No way, Jyx is gonna miss kickoff!
Bro, no way!
I'm gonna go and Jyx is offline chat.
I'm typing out.
Hi, guys! How are you here before him?
Let me know who you got.
Let me know who you got.
OK.
Yeah.
5, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Oh my god.
5, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, go!
I'm going on, I'm going on, I'm going on.
Len Len
Nice also, you know how to say go we see it before here. Thank you
Ah, that's it!
Come on, go away!
What the fuck outta here?!
I can feel it, I can feel it in my teeth!
The entire day, and my fans are there to ask more of my fans off, crazy.
But we match them well with them, I'll say that.
Oh, I know what I'm gonna pay for this.
Come on, let me try to keep it up for a while, cause we're still late.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Stay up!
Oh, shit!
They say my name.
Oh, you're right.
I don't know where Jinxie is, but I'll tell him to come to 20C, leaked!
I'll tell him to come here.
You said I've ice helpful I've ice go help
I don't have eyes. I don't have eyes in the chat.
You might be that downed alarmist.
Oh, he's right outside.
Junko!
No!
Holy shit!
No!
Yeah, I'm in.
Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit.
I'm riding.
Oh fuck, I'm going to do it so everyone's watching.
Is there a wider equity?
I don't know if it's related to you, but I'm trying to check in a little bit.
Oh my god, this is so hot, we could do it if we wanted to.
So wait, what are y'all doing?
Y'all really nice?
I don't even know, bro.
Dude, okay, there's no goals.
Why do you put that camera full-pivot?
Oh, god, Lee!
Oh, fuck, fuck, I'm sorry.
Overband.
I think you're good if it's like a second.
I don't know how does this work.
Nah, maybe too far.
man man man man man man he's gonna have to listen to him for a minute
if I have an opportunity to not fly a plane I'm gonna take that
What is it?
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh god! Oh my god!
No!
What the fuck?
I'm gonna stop playing for a bit.
Oh!
Hi boys, who do you got bro?
Yeah, you can sit down here.
You have Alienware?
Okay.
Kind of a...
What kind of English is there?
Dude, but for Norway has those free gas action
Hey, what's that champ?
Dude, I kind of think England's gonna win, but I want to see Holland win
I'm in the middle. I think England's gonna win, but I want to see how the
You better hold your team today or we'll be right out of this match.
All right.
You think Messi's gonna lose?
Bro, what are you trying to do, bro?
Oh, just do like once a test?
Should I switch to...
Should I switch to Ron?
I think they're students here bro.
I think so too.
Oh yeah.
Dude, thank you.
Awesome.
Why are you late?
You're wasting your time.
Topman's giving his drive, bro.
It's not just a race.
My holler.
So who do you got running, bro?
Look at Holland.
Doorway.
When Holland scores, he's going to do this.
Like fucking Superman and come forward.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Holland!
Holland!
Mike!
Mike!
Dude!
He's got his big ass in a bike.
Shit happens.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Whoa, you hear that?
Stay stable!
Stay stable!
You better not stay stable, no?
Stay stable!
Stay stable!
Stay stable!
Stay here!
Stay stable!
Stay stable!
Oh man!
Those things are good though.
Lays are you drinking?
Oh yeah it's my second one.
Dude I'm gonna be honest I might have to drink with you.
What are you drinking?
High-vives you drinking?
Lays what's the problem?
Chow one inch out of we should get high-vives drunk today.
Dude I have to pull my car.
I have to cut my hair dude.
I have to cut my hair dude.
I have to cut my hair dude.
I have to cut my hair dude.
Dude, hi guys, whole chat type of one, bro.
Dude, I think hi guys supposed to get talk today.
I have a-
I have a-
Damn, it's kind of hot, bro.
22?
Oh!
I'm 19, bro.
Okay, England has-
Okay, England has possession.
This game is already looking like it's over, bro.
like it's over bro.
What's your good chance of winning?
You can't make me here to fucking hate me.
We're gonna throw you over the fucking stand, bro.
What are you guys, Norway fans?
I'm not a Norway fan.
Come on, come on.
It's part of the people's sweet
and I'm gonna go to Norway fans.
That doesn't even correlate, bro.
Yes!
Oh my god.
Oh, that's a foul, a technical, something.
Dude, this is your first World Cup game.
There's no way to go about games.
Wait, have you ever played a football game?
Yeah, I got four games, Marley.
They're not in the hospital, they're not in the wolves' stadium.
You want to quit?
No!
No!
No!
You guys!
Wait, you gotta be without what game?
The wolves' first game.
I see that.
I got the answer to the stadium.
Why?
Because I chaired for the hospital.
You chaired for the hospital in a Wolverhampton stadium?
Yeah.
Are you like a psycho?
I got that.
Dude, getting in here was insane.
Dude
It looks like she's won!
Can you say Bellington?
Can you say Bellington?
Oh, whatever, Gary Vane...
Come on, Harry!
OOOH! I won!
No, that's a good challenge!
That's a good challenge!
It's the red mark now, it's the tiger!
Come on, let's play the best!
Oh, they won!
The lawn is playing the best!
Dude, for every one touch Norway gets,
England gets like 20.
I'm gonna be honest, I'll put this game over.
Oh, oh, this looks promising
You fucking strike
Yes
Okay, so that's an easy section though.
That was an over section.
Under us, it's like split.
Come on, Harry Kane!
What is the champ?
Thomas Tupro.
What is the champ?
They're not saying.
More than these!
Hey, what are canes and sweets?
Dude, god damn. Bro, let's order like salads now.
Let's get salads!
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Salads and sparkling cocktails.
Really, bro?
I got one.
What's that?
That's a tube.
Please, can I get a beer?
Actually, liquor.
What are you talking about?
Yeah, liquor.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Good shot!
Yeah, let's get a water.
Oh, god.
What's good shot?
Thank you, Liz.
Okay, shot?
What do you mean?
You're just creating a lot of stuff?
What?
A lot of stuff?
What?
A lot of stuff?
Bro, loosen up, bro.
Bro, it's a World Cup!
You have to be drunk!
I'm not gonna get drunk, bro.
Dude, how about getting some liquor over there?
Damn, the last time I saw you was a fighter, man.
What?
Dude, I was gonna say last time I saw you was a...
Oh, drunk, I was on the server.
Oh, my God.
I thought I was gonna get drunk.
No you didn't, you guys didn't beat her.
You didn't, you guys had a touch-up back.
You got a T-bone? You guys had a touch-up back.
I think Ron thinks this.
You think?
Yeah, I think it's already leaked, bro.
You guys did not beat my car.
You're a fake.
Bro, it was a rumor.
Fake miner, fake miner, fake miner.
Bro, they should have given up all of her lawn and just, I don't want to move her.
You can't even fucking say his name right!
Dude, Lacey, he's a striker, bro. You can't just feed it.
I see a little mansion.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Water.
I do need a drink of water.
We're dumb miners, we're out miners.
It's hot as a ball, man.
Dude, yeah, it's humid.
How do you live in this weather every day?
Dude, you get used to it. But also, I don't need my house, bro.
He stays in Tampa Street.
So, in Tarpon Springs, bro, if you just sit in AC, you're fine.
Yeah?
Yes. Have you been to Tarpon Springs?
It's not worth going, it's not gonna do it.
You walk around and deadass 3-2-3 sponge hits is actually the sweetest thing to do.
Dude, I thought you were in the Yacht Club with Tico, bro.
Yeah, of course.
Yeah, bro, tampon strings?
Okay.
That's the new name of Tarbon strings, tampon strings.
Dude, you're dissing like four gangs right now.
Actually, we have four people that live in Tarbon strings anyway, bro.
But Tico is the problem.
He lives near and near.
Okay, I want to see if this is one of those games.
You wouldn't have the balls sometimes.
They're just a better team, but Norway has Holland, so Norway can win.
If Norway is one of them, I might do a triple-chart to see on the other side.
Wait, so basically they see?
What is a triple-chart?
Cybermarlin, what's that finish parlor off at?
I don't know anything like that.
Okay, no problem.
How fast do you normally take on the ball?
I'm at the situation.
Honestly, I'm not trying to hold it in for two minutes.
You can finish in two minutes?
That's a lot of time.
In it, 30, in it.
45 seconds.
Dude, yeah, sometimes seconds.
Yeah, well, that's pretty good.
Dude, this is going to be one of those games, bro.
England just has the ball too much, dude.
It doesn't matter because you have to go on.
It doesn't matter.
I want you to watch this and then we'll get it all again.
Yeah.
I'll even score every chance he gets.
He gets
The medium all is a hot take 75, but what is he doing? What has he done?
Yeah, but
This is a fraud, bro. It's all fake.
Dude, you talking to propaganda?
No, it's not propaganda.
Dude, everything you've seen is Twitter propaganda from the CR7 family. That's all there is.
I see steps on people's peculiarities and everything.
A single-party fraud.
I'm sorry, sir.
Dude, do you know the guy?
No, I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Do you know the guy?
You know the guy Ziko that was in the interview like saying it was rigged
That guy's Twitter they went back like five ten years
Don't fall for the propaganda okay every call that rep made was correct every call
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh god.
Dude, you're too much.
Okay.
You're better than...
You're better than...
Who's Thomas Tuko?
Is that the manager?
Who is Thomas Tuko?
Who is Thomas Tucho bro?
He's a warper yeah, I tried telling you guys, I tried telling you guys.
Dude, what was warper?
Thomas Tucho's the manager.
You see this is what Ginge was yapping about the other day.
That's why I know you're a warper.
How do you not know these?
Bro, I don't know any manager.
What is this?
Hey, whoa.
Get this shit out of there.
Colin?
You know the phrase he's part is?
We found out that war is a fake, fake stock of guys.
We need to know shit about Sweden, we need to know shit about Europe, nothing.
Wait, what do you mean?
We need to hold for one person!
We need to hide from them!
I did not!
High five, the chap wants to see you real quick.
I'm sure, high five.
Yo, where are you?
I have no time.
Yo, dude.
No, let's just...
Air-trip, air-trip, air-trip.
No, don't listen to him, don't listen to him.
High five.
Let's enjoy this world tough, though.
All right?
None of this psychotic troll stand, man.
Where's Messi?
Dude, he doesn't play on either of these teams, man.
Guys, that camera angle is good.
I don't know where it was.
Am I tweaking or is soccer not in?
It's not called soccer.
It's called football.
It's starting.
Oh, it's not in the video.
Wait, they benched soccer?
Yeah, for 90 dollars a game.
Wait, they benched him?
What soccer created a chance last game?
They scored.
I didn't know that.
What's soccer's first name?
Okay, Jason.
Bob.
Oh, no.
Dude, they keep spamming that jam, bro.
I don't think that was Norway.
That's not the ball.
That's actually their...
Dude, guys, because England's a better team, bro, but Norway could still win.
Maybe it's not a better team, though.
Oh, no.
Get out of the way.
He's out of the way.
Damn.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
What is this? What is this?
Listen, dude, I hate tequila, bro.
I like vodka, mister.
Please, do you have, uh, like, high-up accused, orange juice?
I don't like tequila.
Oh, God, that's horrible.
Oh, brother. High-blives. Get him out of this, bro.
Oh, God, it's horrible.
Oh, my God.
That's a whole drink!
I won't take a shot with high-blives.
Hi guys, get the camera.
Hi guys.
Okay, I think he's supposed to...
You're trying to get opposite.
Go, go, go.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Oh my god, it's a big shot.
Hi guys, go quickly.
Don't do anything like that.
Go, go, go.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Get this, get this.
Oh, no, hold on!
That'll get fucked up.
Oh!
Ah!
I can't see the angle.
What's coming, oh?
Oh, my God.
How'd I see through that?
Yeah.
You always play that safe.
In England, you spend a lot of energy.
You know what I mean?
You know what I mean?
You know what I mean?
You ain't gonna spend a lot of energy.
No, Chad, Chad's saying Ron is a baby.
Chad's saying Ron a bitch.
He's right.
Ron, just get him back.
Okay.
Don't lie.
Don't lie to your son, Ron.
This is a fucker.
Dude, Chad's saying Ron a bitch.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
That's my son.
This is a lie.
Dude, just get in there.
Yeah, I got you, though.
I got you.
Oh, they're gonna do one more in the second half.
Hell of a shot!
Wait, did he pour some out?
He poured some out, that's for missing it.
Oh!
Get high-vives shit-faced.
Dude, Chad, I don't know.
High-vives, um...
How often do you get high-vives?
I mean, pull it around your head.
Never.
Like, you've never been drunk?
No, no, no, like that.
Oh, I was about to feel guilty for a second.
You've been drunk.
How many times?
Like most.
You've been drunk one time.
Yeah, all I drink is water.
Dude, high-five's being drunk.
Being drunk will be set in my mouth.
Okay, so before anybody scores, I think everybody scores predictions.
Cause one of us will be right.
14 to 2, Allah.
Next, next.
Bruno, if you're right, that betting slip will be worth a lot.
Okay, Marla, what's the score?
Oh my god, what is he doing?
I'm so sorry, you're a fuck man.
Dude, okay.
I think everybody wants Norway to win.
Besides England.
What?!
That's why Norway is gonna win.
They're exer-time.
Norway's gonna win an exer-time.
I don't know the score, but they're gonna win.
No, but I'm a man of the people!
No, we're setting in to go.
Hang on, don't fuck this!
Hey, if you're eating beans on toast, get the fuck out!
I guarantee you Holland has a knife in his tongue.
Oh my god, yeah.
Dude, I think they're...
Holland's ever got a bigger piece of hot dog than I thought.
I have to be the guy to say.
Yes, yes, yes, no way.
Okay.
Well, of course.
I thought you were talking to me.
Well, when I...
Bro, that wouldn't even function, bro.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Okay, Norway's possession? I didn't wanna check.
Guys, guys, let's start a wave.
Okay, one, two, three.
Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh.
No!
Why did they pinch soccer?
It's the biggest game of the sly old.
Get out!
Why, dude?
You're gonna cry a little baby back quick!
I must go bottomless or we're underweight!
Pretty boy!
Why do you hate me?
What the hell are you talking about?
Why?
Hey, man!
Hydration!
Move you! Move you!
Fuck you!
I think they blew on every hydration brand.
Wait!
Do not!
Just dance, dance again.
Just dance, dance again.
Dance again, dance again.
Come on.
Your gigglers are crazy.
Just dance.
The bulls are trying to tease gigglers.
Ah, gigglers won't when they click.
They go on gigglers.
What's wrong?
What's wrong?
You're not gonna have a buzz.
My gigglers are gonna buzz.
My creation's breaking.
Are they just fire or are all the players missing the needles in their arms?
They're fucking with Jubileth!
You wanna know the bear about I-3 separate?
What?
I-3 just waits to have never gonna pay
to have killed the United States post in the World Cup
because we have more time to run after 5 minutes
than to destroy the World Cup.
And that's exactly why they can't mess you in the World Cup
to make fucking parts of Tina Man's life
that you can match back in all rings!
In rings!
Okay, awesome!
Hey, buddy, I'm going to mess with you.
I'm going to mess with you.
30%.
Your first time.
Messy, that messy looks so funny.
You're not shit straight.
I'm going to mess with you.
All right.
I'm going to mess with you.
Wait, so you actually made a deal with this?
I think I'm going to mess with you.
I think Messy owns a paper in some other country.
I'm going to mess with you.
I'm going to mess with you.
I'm going to mess with you.
Whoa.
What?
Dude.
No.
Now you besties! Besties got something going on!
Okay, the hardest thing to do is to get to the next level.
You can do it!
Marvel! Marvel! Marvel!
Marvel, you can do it!
Marvel, you can do it!
You can do it for free!
Marvel, be honest!
Marvel!
I think you have big people!
Thank you!
No, thanks, Matt!
That's what I said!
That's what I said!
No!
I think you have big people!
I don't know why I'm doing this.
I don't know why I'm doing this.
I must have one thing you must be seeing.
I must...
Oh!
Leave me, please!
Leave me, please!
Leave that Twitter!
It's not your time to spy inside!
Look, bro, chop it up how you want. You might think it's rigged.
They scored three goals in 15 minutes. You can't rig that.
People at once missed the limit.
Explain why.
I don't know why.
So you're just making the theory out of nothing, bro.
There's no other reasoning.
There's some deeper shit going on.
Bro, what could the deeper shit mean?
You see, they made Argentina have the easiest path to a final stop, and they're waiting for this.
Bro, you know what?
You know you can't beat the hell out of me.
Lacey, if I-
Oh, in point though.
Thank you, Marlin.
Bro, I'm noticing a pattern right now.
I'm noticing a pattern.
It's him and the book and that guy that they can solve things, and we think it's great.
Maybe they're part of this fucking fake propaganda that this is good.
What?
I don't know about it.
So wait, you think Messi's not doing it?
No!
No!
No!
Messi's the greatest of all time.
No, it's not.
I'm okay.
So, okay, if Messi's the greatest of all time, how can you then say it's great?
If you're-
Because you are.
And if you watch the games?
Who's up with you?
Dude.
Come on, it's okay.
Listen, you don't even know the rules of the game!
And then they get-
They don't know the rules!
It's all Argentinian raps.
Yeah, I guess.
Okay, that was a little weird.
I'm not gonna lie.
Oh, there.
That was a good one.
Right?
I'm not going to lie, that was good.
Don't throw a hook, man.
I'm not going to say no.
Hey!
Hey, this is a good area.
This is a good area.
Freak it!
Fuck it!
Fuck it!
At least fuck it, bro.
Freak it.
I don't like them as well.
Wait, who's going to take a Declan, right?
Declan.
Declan shafts.
Dude, Declan Bryce is like the king of free kicks.
And the last two years. In the last year.
Maloki, is that your vice?
Please don't touch or assault me, bro.
I'm not talking to you.
Alright.
Let's just start to get progressively more people.
Yo, he's taking a peek at the city, though.
Okay, this is copy of gold.
Dude a free kick from this range is basically a foul.
That's a stupid thing.
A bad thing.
A bad thing.
A bad thing.
David Becker!
We're out of the game!
The tackle is missing.
The sexy ass is so hot.
Where is it, James?
You're an interesting guy, bro.
Bro, get off me!
Wait, Kane's taking it.
No Harry Kane's gonna take it. He's got the look in his eye.
Oh my god! Eat your pizza, I'm toast, bro!
Holy shit!
Oh, bro, this is the biggest game of the sky.
I don't give a fuck!
Dude, take it easy, bro.
What a bastard!
Harry Kane, no, he's kind of the CEO of Sky News.
That's the Harry Kane special, well, Harry Kane always skies it man.
That's a cat walk.
Ron is drunk.
Ron?
Ron is drunk?
No.
Ladies, I need another one.
Wait, no, stop. Somebody cut him off.
Wait!
Do not get him another one.
He's laughing at us.
Are you slapping his face?
He's saying bad words to us.
Hi guys, how do you do it?
I'm fine.
Hi guys, update.
Another shot, high-rise chat.
High-rise chat.
Chat saying get drunk.
Chat saying get drunk.
High-rise!
I know this shot.
Alright.
Drop a shovel.
Drop a shovel.
That was like a drop shot.
Okay, chat.
The thing...
Okay, that was one-on-one.
The thing about high-rise chat is, bro, high-rise is not a drinker, dude.
You can't put somebody in an uncomfortable scenario.
Yes, we can.
High-rise, take a shot.
Take a shot.
Take a shot.
Oh
Blind him blind him blind
This is tricky
I didn't take ball. I didn't score gold. I didn't say no
Ron, would you get drunk and just slam against?
I can't, that didn't even apply to that.
Crap!
This is terrible.
I, I, I agree with that call.
I don't think it's right to drink.
She did not give him a virgin.
I think he's going to be alcohol.
Look, that's not a virgin.
Uh-oh.
Marlon, you're keeping up?
She's hard drunk.
Marlon's not a virgin.
I quote. I quote.
Okay, this is supposed to be not a virgin.
This is supposed to be not a virgin.
Dude, I don't taste this.
Not when I smoke.
Run.
She didn't make a version of this.
And he just said she didn't make a version of this.
Oh, she didn't make a version of this.
Oh, you're drunk, huh?
That's true, huh?
That's true.
You're drunk, bro.
So Ron, you're really grabby when you're drunk.
I don't know how to feel about this.
Hey, bro, you're really grabby, bro.
You're just drunk.
We're all cops.
Everybody's drunk.
Chad, we're 20 minutes into the game.
Ron grabs me 11 times, bro.
Like, I don't know.
Are you angry?
I'm so fucking angry.
Dude, I'm just so fucking angry.
I'm such a gameboy.
I can jerk you off of mine.
All right, all right, let's go.
Dude, this is probably the entire game.
Someone get running on him please!
Someone get running on him please!
I don't know if I've ever seen you drunk girl.
Alright!
Why did you even reply?
Dude, he's smirking gifts!
He's a smirking gift!
Okay, you always got a little bit of the, uh, momentum.
Call him with a press!
All in one ball!
All in one ball!
No, I can't, I love to squeeze this point.
Boy, kill him, brother.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
No!
I'm sick to my stomach!
Dude, honestly, that was almost a tragic one.
Right there!
Oh, no!
Should have been a goal, yeah.
Oh!
Oh!
I didn't want to!
I didn't want to!
Wait.
Wait.
Turn.
That was supposed to be a goal, bro.
Barret, I'm sick, bro.
I'm sick to my stomach right now.
I should have been a goal.
He wasn't aware of help, were he?
He's stuck with the peels!
Wait a minute. This is gonna be tricky for England here. They're losing a lot of momentum.
It's gonna slow down!
It's because they're tired.
It's a pawn for a king.
It's king to a knight.
To a non-believer.
You know how fun it is?
Interesting drunk person that doesn't matter in my life.
Dude, how much do you drink?
I want another one
That's a piece of shit
I buy screaming for another
I'm screaming for another shot bro
Bro that was a truck of shots
Nate checks what our date is
You realize that it was half black
Dude, I buy screaming for more liquor bro
We're all cunt
Everybody
What the fuck is that?
Wait, wait
What do you mean throw me for wrong bro?
What did he make? What is that?
Bird cuckoo!
Oh god. Run!
After this, there's no turning back.
Let me smell that. Let me smell that.
Okay. That could start a car.
That could start a car.
Ron, do not do this, Ron.
Get the shit away from me!
Wait! WOLF! WOLF!
WOLF!
Wait, wait!
WOLF!
Whip it in! Whip it in!
Hot him on full!
Oh my god!
I'm a fine man for this!
No!
That was a crazy goal!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
You're going away!
You're going home!
Fuck off!
Jack, I don't know why
but Ronald Lacey hate England, bro.
Nugget!
No ancient fucking vision shit!
Get dirty fucking Nugget!
I'm a fucking non-CNA, I'm a non-Franc!
Okay, all those shit aside, that's the best goal!
What the fuck, I thought he was crossing, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was!
Dude, I thought he was crossing, oh my god!
Oh my god!
Norway!
Roo! Roo! Roo!
Oh, but Norway has to play messy. GG.
Yeah, GG.
Yeah, GG.
No way has to play messy.
He looks like he's 17.
All right.
No, no.
Norway has to play messy, bro.
2G's.
Alright!
Oh shit!
Get out of here!
Lacey, I'm gonna wait for you right now.
Or else you're gonna move to the ballpark.
Yeah, shit! I would have died my life too!
You think? They're back?
You think they're beating Spain? Are you on drugs?
They're not even gonna play Spain.
France is gonna beat Spain.
Oh, come on!
Fake entry. Bro, maybe not.
Oh, that might be a real entry.
Wait, so Tat, Ginglin sucks?
Barthek Tina?
You fucking ass?
Nah, yeah.
Nah, I know this legacy.
So, why are you falling for property at the park?
You too.
Hey!
I'm sorry.
You think L'Messi's in the Illuminati?
That's what it's all about.
Dude, Messi's a father, bro.
God, sorry, sorry.
He's a matter of two people there!
Wait, shit, whoa!
Dude, that was actually the craziest hole I've ever seen!
I'm gonna kiss him!
I need more alcohol!
No, stop!
No, you're all I get to for that!
Please, stop giving him shit, bro!
He keeps touching me!
Stop!
Did I just hold him?
Mind if I could take a picture of him?
No, you see?
I'm not gonna take a picture of him!
Who are you? Who are you?
I wish I had fucking beans on toast at the moment.
I hate England right now.
I want you guys to feel changed if you're watching this.
Suck my mother up.
What did they say, bro? Fucking...
I don't know, bro. I mean this.
No, no, no, that's my drink.
That's wrong. What the fuck?
That's my drink.
Dude, so you want to throw beans on toast at people right now?
That's what you want to do?
oh my god oh my god oh my god
oh my god oh my god oh my god
that would have been game
bye bye
can we get a little bit of a half time analysis bro?
I think uh
the half time game was a shit
true
it's never coming home
it's never coming home
dude, I couldn't have said it better myself
wait hold on
press on
oh no
I've already started to have it coming
but I'm holding on to that
Wait, wait, no way, no way!
I don't know!
Pickford is fighting for his life!
Somebody help Pickford back there!
Dude, look at what Hallam's doing, look at his...
He's doing the pose, he's doing the thing.
Hallamabop!
Okay, I'm not gonna lie.
You're gonna need to marlin in the field now for it.
I'm not even kidding.
Put him on the pitch.
Ni ha.
Dude, I'm gonna be honest.
England needs to just call it here, bro.
This shit is over, dude.
Dude, honestly, England has way more fans here than Norway, dude.
They're gonna go home sad, bro.
I'm gonna say Max is fighting.
Max is fighting.
Max is fighting.
Max is fighting.
Max, have a good three of you.
Oh, shit.
Oh, no.
Oh, shit.
Oh, god.
What?
Oh, god.
Oh, god.
What drink are you on right now?
Oh, god.
I've got that so many times!
Oh it's a perfect...
Barrag!
Throw yourself an alcohol!
Barrag!
It's cool now until you're blackouted on that episode!
You made me become an alcoholic!
How did I make you become an alcoholic?
Yes, I used the chicken wing, but I'm a survivor.
Hop on!
Marlon, bro, do something!
Come on, get him in the car for us!
What the fuck?
Yo, the refs look a little bit like they're on England's side.
I could've, like, the refs look a little bit bot and paid for.
Why is everything moving for me?
I don't know, because you have five alcoholic beverages in front of you.
No, you actually have time to do that.
Yeah, that's not normal.
Wait, it's only 41 minutes in.
God!
I'm gonna go to sleep.
Yeah, maybe you should've wretch in this late day.
I'm right!
I'm gonna change my diapers.
Yo, cut this guy off.
Uh, yeah, if I see one more drink into your hand, bro, then I'm gonna have to swat it.
Challenge accepted.
All right!
Dude, I think Norway just spends them over here.
You know, this is proof that possession means nothing in football, bro.
If you can't do anything with a ball, it doesn't matter.
How do kickers, like when they kick the ball and the football just hits, I don't get it.
He's getting paid so much money. How do they make this?
It's a go-by-nature.
You know, like, they go and paint just that on Twitter.
Hard of football figures.
And I think Ron is inebriated.
A lot of them.
Jeej.
Jeej.
Jeej.
Wait, Jeej?
And that's my gesture at that time.
Jeej.
Jeej.
Dude, would you be crime-liftered among people?
That's the worst player I've ever seen in my life.
Whoever that guy is, kill yourself!
Whoever that guy is, needs to be on the bench, though.
Bro, he had the 20 seconds to pass. What the fuck?
He had so much time to pass.
In game, Bro didn't pass the Holland.
Bro come, everybody come.
Oh no, oh no, it's open.
England, England, England, England, England!
I'm not afraid you can see how they punch that guy and then make a chase here.
I want to toss and dive off this right now.
I got DHG f**king problem.
Let me get on with this.
Think about it, man, I'm like...
Yeah, I don't want you to get mad.
Dude, so there's people here with a...
Someone's here with a pull-a-sets jersey.
What the fuck is pull-a-sets?
It's a CP.
Yo.
I would say I love him, but you know, they trip me out of context.
Stop referring to him as CP's.
Oh, please.
Wait, pull-a-crawl.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait.
What do I do?
Who are you?
You're a messiah?
Don't get this shit off!
Who the fuck is Messiah, bro?
Uh, he plays in like four hours, bro.
Yo, what's up?
Uh, Switzerland.
What the fuck?
Tough matchup.
What the fuck?
I know, I'm told.
How did Switzerland make it to the top 8?
This is the best, easiest road.
What does this have us?
It's a...
Oh yeah, let me sign that.
What is it?
There's a Argentina kick Argentinian out of the World Cup.
Why are you showing me this shit, bro?
Argentina kick a kick out of the World Cup.
Dude, dude, did you put the same air into that?
No.
I'll get one.
I'll get one.
I'll get one.
I'll get one.
I'll get one.
I'll get one.
I'll get one.
I'll get one.
I'll get one.
Dude, four minutes has had its time.
Stop that.
We have ordered hang tater.
Bro, that's the third time you said that.
We like air coming in.
I thought we had a six man tower system.
Alright.
Okay, England take the last...
England, England, England!
Oh my god.
Anthony Gordon.
Anthony Gordon.
Anthony Gordon.
Oh!
June!
June!
June!
June!
No, that's wrong! I told you to move it! I'm gonna throw it behind me and I'm dead!
Hold the fuck in the tagline right now! Hold the fuck! Hold on!
Dude, batting out! Dude, batting out!
Hey, dude!
Okay, now we got a game!
Now we got a game!
We got a game!
Hey, dude!
I don't know why I say what this is to me!
Don't be...
You...
You put your hand in the air!
You're just fucking...
Batting him! Batting him!
Batting him!
What the fuck?
Why did my girl take over Brawl and take store of...
Hey, you know Dion Sanders putting his hand outside the top of his head?
I'm not gonna be able to stop him.
I'm not gonna stop him.
Fuck you.
Bellingham, Bellingham, Bellingham, Bellingham.
Yo, shoot Bellingham!
It's the...
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Harry Kane, Harry Kane!
Shit finish, really.
Harry Kane, shit finish.
Oh god, they're on base now, they're on base.
Shit finish really.
Every game shit finish!
Oh god.
They're on base now.
They're on base!
Missing!
But y'all realize Muffy's mom's doing it on the spot.
Your mouth does one thing.
Take this shit off your mouth.
You can suck a big pack of punchy grouse.
Shut up!
I can't statistically say Messi mobs everyone on this field at the age of 39.
That's not, that's not, that's not.
He does mark all of it, he has more goals.
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit.
Harry Kane's in the box, Anthony Gordon, great at the last goal.
Declan Rice, Declan Rice, Bellingham, game!
The game's over.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Okay, this is a game.
Yo, Ron.
Stop with the air-joking.
Yo, we got a good game.
Now we got a game.
We got a game.
We got a game.
We got a good game.
It's not a pull out, it's close.
Anybody?
Daddy!
Alright.
You're a good boy.
You can give the more gifts to you.
We got a game guys, you only have four shots
Stay here boys, I gotta go grab something
I'm not a fucking kiss my car
Okay, now that he's gone
Ron is the most sexual drunk person I've ever met in my life
in my life.
The amount of times gone has grabbed my ass all the strings.
Don't. I didn't know he was a freaky drunk.
I didn't know that.
Why is one a freaky drunk?
Hey, I'm gonna be a lover for the Poem!
No, you weren't getting a Poem anyway.
I got this thing.
Me, huh?
Dude, look, here's the poor artist with the mouth of Poem.
And it's time to wake up and call the coffee.
You don't play for the seats?
No.
The old bar.
The only person that matters is the pros.
If you don't mind, I think it's better to get two pros out of this one.
Who's the second pro?
Behind.
You are not the second pro, bro.
You're a semi-pro.
I'm the best player in the world.
Lacey, you paid somebody 40 grand to play with you.
That's not what pros do.
You think Pete about to do that?
Look, bro, cheesecake, fuck that.
No, you're gonna watch man.
No, I just still meant to go to the door and talk to you.
Why would you hate watch man?
You're gonna hate watch man.
But why did you?
Okay, first off, wrong.
Dude, LaMine de Mol's crime was when he was 16.
All right, here's the thing about the league.
The league of all got to be the world for that every week.
It's over, bro.
It has everything if they were footballing.
Bro, Messi had the same girl his entire life, bro.
No one's telling that.
No one's beating Messi, bro.
Dude, I'm telling you this now.
He is a selfish player.
All Messi does is score goals.
The medium off opens the field up.
Presses the teammate.
He's the coach.
Matt, we need him all.
Messi is our track.
Once the France game,
that's what we're going to do.
How are you going to reach the goal?
I swear to God, you can say anything
and get a reach to me.
Messi, Messi,
all he scores goals.
The medium off creates opportunities for his teammates.
So, run! About that and take it back, no?
I said before and I'll say it again, if you don't think you have to go into the World Cup, you have to go balling off.
No, I'm not.
Do you agree?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Hey, message kid!
And pop it out your mouth!
You are lying and you're talking that shit!
Like this!
It's called...
It's called understanding greatness.
Oh, that's what they do.
Come on, what? You were an athlete when you were a Gidmore Sportsman.
F.E.C.S.Y. 2019 summer 8th.
That's where I went to.
Let it go, yo.
Let it go.
Let it go, man.
2019, hey, we've really gone from the 90s.
2019, let this shit go.
Hey, fuck!
233 for me to hit you.
You're overreacting.
You're not in the game from here.
Okay.
Okay, first off, 2023,
both of them won't wait until 2019.
Can we see high vibes?
I've got something.
You guys didn't see it?
Um, I've got this literally selling drums.
I've got this.
Seven.
First World Cup game, bro.
Are you enjoying your time here?
I'm actually enjoying it.
Who do you think is going to win?
It's a tie game.
I've got to let you go.
I'm drunk bro, but I love have a over you
I'm doing it.
You're doing it.
Highlights updated.
Yeah, I'm doing it.
I'm doing it.
This guy is dissing me.
So, Jeff, how do you deal with a drunk,
the sexual partner?
Dude,
my quote-on-quote partner
is a little sexual.
Yes, I'm a
one, two,
three, four, five,
Game seven!
Hey!
Game three!
Game four!
Game five!
Game six!
Stroke him off!
All right!
Yo!
Lava, Lava!
Lava, Lava!
Norway!
Oh!
Yes!
Gotta get a little faster, am I?
Okay!
Let's do it!
Great lesson!
Hi, guys!
When did we meet, bro?
2021?
Yeah, around 2021, yeah.
2021!
Hi, guys!
In my chat!
I gave him mod?
I gave him my chat, I gave him mod, uh, he was the best player, and then I met him in San Diego in 2024, and somewhere along the line, he turned schizophrenic, oh, I just can't read his text.
Fuck Betsy! Fuck that guy! That guy's a fucking fraud! He's a fucking fraud!
So, he's a husband and a father.
Is that Steve Io-Key?
Yes.
Okay, no, in San Diego I met my eyes there was no banging
He's fresh from what I'm sorry now
What are you trying to do?
I gotta go out of frame with this guy, bro.
So wait, why do you guys hate each other?
Come on, he's got to be sensitive.
Guys, that's touching a lot of people.
What's that, doesn't this just make it slippery?
Man!
Man!
I want to run away!
Like, now it's just slippery, bro.
Dude, let's get another round and stop!
Oh, yeah!
Who wants another round?
More than we can!
I'm fucking kidding!
Why?
Help me!
I'm gonna start a new end!
There we go!
Alright!
Guys, we have a party proof around.
Dude, one more round is shot!
Wait!
One more round is shot!
I
Don't know he's the most touchy guy ever
You're the broadest most touchy drunk I've ever met
You touch Lacey bro
No.
Is he on?
No.
I don't think so.
Maybe he can farm the dip right there.
What?
I told you to dip farther than three.
I told you to dip farther than three.
You guys have a live farming idea right now?
Yes.
Come on.
Go Run!
Go Run!
Is that the room changing?
The sun came down on us
It is a watch to do
Something happy from a star
Everybody's on the run
I'm standing still
Fun
Who's spinning the slow-motion ball?
Maybe we're normal at fucking speed up
If I'm right, they're gonna kill me
They're gonna kill me
It's the Douglas Steelers
First up, do you see like a step?
First up, take this even
Lacey, your team, this is gonna happen.
Everybody sakes your team the best.
The problem is you have a twist.
I have boil!
Boil can win!
I'm gonna get a burger.
Somebody say burger?
Oh, go!
Rom the broken glass.
Nice to move your mic!
Nice to move your mic!
Move your mic!
Ron you piece of shit!
Ron Brew in the stream!
Ron Brew in the stream!
Yo, Ron, you knocked over the drink, Malcolm!
Ahhhh!
It's a monster! It's a monster!
Wait, wait, wait!
It's a monster! It's a monster!
It's a monster! It's a monster!
It's a monster!
Look at what Ron did!
Ahhhh!
We need another shot!
Somebody said, make drunk people funny.
Guys, Ron is actually him.
I don't know if it's dope or just life or two.
Guys, brum's not fake drunk.
Don't put it in the mouth.
This is brum's section.
Brum is not faking it, brum.
He's hammered.
Guys, we're so sorry our friends have beat the shit.
Hi-Bice! Hi-Bice!
Bro! Hi-Bice, how's it going?
Good! Are you a section of fun?
No, I'm not a section of fun. Hi-Bice, bro. It's been...
Dude, I know your drinks so well.
Hi-Bice, I know you for years, bro.
Can't you see?
Oh, my God!
Hi-Bice, it's...
No, it's time! No, it's time!
It's time, bro.
No, it's time.
It's time, bro.
It's time to kick this guy.
I shouldn't have been touched.
No, please.
OK.
Lacy, I'll do a shot if you do a shot with me.
I'm waiting for you, Lacy.
Oh.
Aah.
Aah.
Aah.
Aah.
Aah.
Aah.
Aah.
Aah.
Aah.
Aah.
Aah.
Aah.
Aah.
Aah.
Aah.
Aah.
Aah.
Aah.
Aah.
Aah.
Aah.
Aah.
Aah.
Aah.
Aah.
Aah.
Aah.
Aah.
Wait, listen, listen!
And I fell, song!
Did you hear the song?
Wait, wait for Ron, wait for Ron.
Ron, we got another shot!
I got three burgers!
Somebody save her.
Three burgers!
Alright, Ron, focus.
Hey, this six-track is never coming, bro.
Twitter, man is a cow.
If you do one more fake tweet, you should be banned.
Both of you fuckers should be banned.
Alright.
Okay, listen, bro.
It's shot time.
Highbives, are you in on this?
No, I don't know.
Is this not doing a shot?
Ron, are you doing a shot?
Fuck you!
I'm gonna take that out of your mouth.
Get away from me!
Lacey!
It's just me and you, Bob. Do okay.
Yo, I hate Shrypul!
Sokka's coming in?
Hey, y'all want to say fake Trunks?
Okay, man!
I'm gonna be a fake Trunks.
No, no, no, no, he's not guys coming in.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Guys, he's not.
No, dude, do not read that.
He's not fake Trunks.
Okay, next is three.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Here's a little more.
Buddy, I'm in awe of you.
You're like Shrypul, I like it.
These are Trunks.
Dude, I hate Tequila.
Face there, you ready?
One, two, three!
Bam!
And hit the wall!
And I'm close!
That's like a wall!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Ten!
Eight!
Seven!
Six!
Seven!
Eight!
Seven!
Four!
Three!
Two!
Three!
There's a burger on my face!
Why do I keep eating that?
Dude, okay, I'm gonna be honest, Keela is trash.
Why do I just keep consuming food?
Buddy, I'm an old boy.
Okay, lock in.
Second half prediction.
I'm good, thank you.
I'm good.
I'm good though.
I'm good.
So you don't love me.
No, I don't want a burger right now.
So you don't love me.
Mother, who do you got?
Martin's got England, 3-1.
Lacey, who do you got?
Lacey's jerking off.
What's up with the bad idea?
Dude, Lacey, I saw you see you do gold in here.
How did that even work?
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
I'm City Golden.
Okay
We can't come in and hot
Dude this humidity
Ron, you're not going to get him lost to you right now, bro.
Dude, the humidity, I can feel it in my ass.
Oh, Florida's so humid.
Hey, drink the water, Ron.
Alright, I'm sorry.
What an exciting game.
Hey, what is this thing?
England free kick, here we go.
Lock in.
If England scores here, this is a great start
to the second half.
Is that S-A?
S-A's on.
Oh my God, that is S-A.
All right, S-A, let's see what you got.
Just got subbed on
If I do another shot, I'm gonna puke
How are you good?
Yeah.
I feel like you were the type of guy to launch pad in the 1v1.
What are you going to type in?
I feel like you're the type of guy to use stop and anyone to be with him.
He'll send the launcher.
Dad?
Ditch.
Ditch.
Ditch.
Come on, Norway, come on baby.
Come on, ladder.
I realized this game has no meaning because Messi's gonna beat the winner
Yeah, Ron, I think you just drank too much brown Ron how often do you actually drink?
You sort of need a beer guy to be with you.
Dude, does your mom say 8 feet?
Yeah.
Dude, you have a hub of ours to help you continue.
I might hope so.
Okay.
Oh no.
Dude, that is...
Oh.
Wait, what happened?
Dude.
Do you want drinks?
No, they're fixing miles fucking fast, you jade.
Dude, you had a hard one.
No, he's literally like, you can buy my AP, touch up my gun, tap back.
Chat, Ron pulling up with an AP?
Wait, how do I keep you from walking?
Fuck up, you count, make every two count.
Fuck, I'm gonna keep you from walking.
Okay, here you go.
Dude, high five, he's gone.
He's gone.
He's just spamming, like, gifts.
No, don't give, guys, don't give me subs, I don't want it.
Guys, don't worry guys, I've already blocked it, you know what I'm gonna do?
Oh my god, I really don't want this to happen, I just wanna enjoy the game.
I got the phone tomorrow, I got a flight in eight hours!
Ron, drink some water bro.
High-vives, kill yourself!
Hold on, Ron is trying to know.
Big game.
You're flying in eight hours?
High-vives, I don't know if my name retakes ASAP.
What are you saying?
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Whoa, check it out.
See, he's right there.
What the hell are you doing?
Cheatbelling him?
Beating him.
He kinda reminds me of Marlin.
Dude, check it out.
What's up with you right now, though?
I'm finished.
Oh, no.
Wait a minute.
England
He's in a little bit of a good territory
I can't believe I'm surrogate ballin
Anthony Gordon
Ballin's going on the pitch isn't it?
Bro, of course he is
He plays every minute
He's the huge spiky
Arlin
Arlin
Oh, no!
That's the day, that's the day.
The King trust from Germany,
says when the Champions League,
ha ha ha ha ha ha,
hey, Haarlem Haarlem,
it's the modern Norwegian lad
who I keep trying to kill his cat.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha,
Haarlem Haarlem,
Haarlem Haarlem,
peace for Haarlem,
peace for Haarlem,
peace for Haarlem,
I live I live peace for my life like what if lightning just makes you run around like it run like it
play hard another football oh oh oh oh what the fuck you are fucking moron
yo who's number seven somebody kill him you should never touch a pitch again
wait is that the same guy that just passed yeah he's a trash
Yeah, but I just remembered that guy, that guy would have passed, would have scored.
Yeah.
The road didn't pass the Holland, it's like a war cry.
So that's like, that's like, that's like a war cry.
That's like a pre-booting year for that.
Who's going to make a contestant?
Just want to play the game.
What's going on?
Yeah, Barley, Barley, can you get out of the fucking...
Barley, just fucking...
What are you doing, Barley?
Stay in the stand.
Barley.
Barley, Barley, good play for a cop.
ass bro 100% corner kick
wait a minute wait a damn minute
oh oh hold on
you got these gigantic you can't guard back
these gigantic
How big would it be if I looked penis-less?
Not bigger than my legs.
Not this time, let's turn it to the left.
If I looked penis-less, I'd touch the other side of it.
Maybe a lot of people sit down to say half.
Another quarter kick.
This could be like a hundred of these though.
Why?
Why would-
Why would-
I was going to score one.
What?
What?
Bro, are you larping?
You guys don't know Paul.
Bro, you keep it with your toe.
Bro, watch your fucking mouth.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh my god, I'm going to lose money!
That's for cheering for Norway. Type 1, England, type 2.
I want to see the United Turtles type 3.
Three in the chat, and we're going to beat them up.
Four in the chat, if you mind.
Okay, some Move-A-Fans, a lot of England fans.
One in the chat.
I just want my parmaited hand.
Another quarter face.
Dude watch, it's gonna go to Holland every time.
They literally practiced this ten hours a day.
Watch.
I feel like this won't be a lot of extra time right now.
I get...
What?
I don't think it will right now.
You're wrong, man.
He's right.
There won't be a lot of extra time.
There hasn't been a stoppage.
Yeah, there has been a stoppage.
Oh, they're passing, bro.
Who's the bro?
Oh, my God.
Oh, no.
Oh.
Oh, no!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
You're not even going to beat him!
Yes, we are!
Y'all aren't even going to beat him!
Stop!
Yo!
I think that's Dave, bro.
Harry's here! Harry's here!
Who are we? It's Hope!
Now Holland's trying to charge Hope!
He's got a plan!
Preston, he's in a score!
You won, Dad! You won!
Are you Mark?
You're Marking right now!
What?!
The AR! The AR!
What?!
The AR!
Oh my god, it's rigged!
What?
Wait, show us the VAR.
Checking for what?
Checking for the man down here.
No, probably going to check for off sides.
It's going to be off sides.
It's going to be off sides, yeah.
Here.
It might be off.
Holy shit!
Harley, don't do something!
What the hell?
Like, don't spot him there, I should pay.
dude this is okay but I'm gonna be honest this is still a goal
if it's offside potential like I can't really see what's happening right now
I did not know Norway was this good. I'm gonna be honest.
What the fuck?
What?
That's fucking great. That's fucking great.
I've seen the gun.
It's
If the player is stronger than the other player
That doesn't hold on that you needed to
He's right.
He's right.
He's right, bro.
He's right.
I can't believe the towers over here.
So, they rigged the game for England to fill the gap.
Because England has a larger fanbase than Norway.
They're seeing it now.
I'm seeing it now.
Messi rigged it.
Messi rigged it.
He has it on the plate.
He's right.
He's right.
Nessie ripped it! He doesn't want to play! Come on!
I'm seeing it now.
I'm seeing it!
Wait, it's because of the fanbates!
I know angry Jinx's Cheeto ass is happening right now!
No fucking sound, Jinx!
Water's alive!
Fall down live!
Fall down live!
I would have been an addict if it was for him. I would have been an addict.
Come on, Norway!
He's gonna get mad at us, I don't know.
Okay, you're actually right, man.
A lot of stuff is there.
Well, that's so bullshit!
So the call wasn't offside.
Hey, congratulations!
Y'all cheated! Y'all are cheated!
Congratulations, bro!
So the call wasn't offside.
The call wasn't offside.
It was that he put Paul and pushed somebody.
Is that right? Am I correct?
Yeah.
Well, I didn't really see it though.
Okay, Vamo, Vamo.
Chad, who's excited to watch Messi play later?
Nobody! Shut up!
Get off me, drunk psycho!
Stop touching me!
Wait, look at the boards, they've got tiesets.
What are those, they've got tie-lights.
No, bro. This guy needs help. This guy needs help.
Why are you okay?
What? What are you doing, bro?
You need to make sure the bar looks okay.
I need more help since I wanted to.
I need more help.
Nope. Nope.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Nope. I'm not doing more help, bro.
What?
Look, bro, I'm gonna watch Messi's game later. I'm gonna be sober, bro.
Thank you for talking to me, I'm going to go to your car, bro.
Thank you guys for telling me that.
Why are people retweeting?
You are crazy stuff like they're knocking us right now.
Oh my god, they did such a cheater.
Yeah, bro.
Oh my god, man.
Bro, England is not cheating, bro.
Masino to God.
What?
Shit, no, dude.
Terrible.
Look at the AC kick better than Terry back.
Thanks.
All right, I'm gonna be honest y'all did not do shit in the charity
Next year can y'all train?
Haaland's at the top of the box!
Oh yeah!
What are you guys talking about?
I don't know.
I'm not excited.
Holy fuck!
Haaland! Oh my god!
Here it is!
Haaland's at the top of the box!
Haaland's at the top of the box!
of the box yeah but you said oh my god Holland Holland
Holland yeah they're gonna ask it to me to the score
Matino to God this guy's really good
do you know how hot they are right now it is so hot up here
This game might be rigged, bro. Norway should be winning. I don't give a drink at all at all.
Holland definitely drinks. He just looks like a guy, that's nice.
I can see Holland putting back some Norwegian beers.
No. Holland's big into fruit and stuff.
I see Holland's Snapchat son of a... go get the soda.
dude Holland snapchat he talks about how messy he is
yes he does
he's trying to get signed
dude but no Holland, I think the whole Norwegian team they brought Norwegian food to the US
from the North West
he doesn't want to eat brats as shit
Ron stop touching me bro, please stop touching me
Oh
I'll see you know to God
We call him counter. Oh, oh, he's got space
I can't believe I'm back on the plane.
Oh, the gun. Oh, the gun. Oh, the gun.
I like this. I like this bike.
It looks like the plane died, though.
Oh, the gun.
Chip, Chip it.
Chip, it's a medalist's score.
It looks like the plane died.
Oh, the gun.
Oh my god!
Looks like the plate died, bro.
Oh my god, number 7 is so shit!
Come on, you dropped my phone!
So, I got the pro-M phone, bro.
I'm already finished.
You're not, really?
Dude, if I lose the pro-M, I'll legitimately be shot, bro.
Welcome, everybody, Tom.
What the fuck?
I'm like, I'm leaving the food just for you.
I'm gonna shoot lasers at my eyes at all of them.
Come on, Pat.
What the fuck are you doing?
Dude, when Ron's drunk, he gets really sexy.
I'll talk to him next time.
He gets sexy world, Ron's sexy world.
Dude, he gets grabby.
What did you wrong grab by?
Nothing bother.
Food up, food up, food up, food up.
I think he did.
What the fuck is this WWE?
What the fuck was that?
He's picked up on the floor.
So Ron, who's the man who took off the line?
Ronaldo!
So are you.
Somebody get your nose in the car.
What the fuck are you doing?
Bro, you're actually funny, bro.
Oh my god.
Anthony Gordon!
Anthony Gordon!
What the fuck?
So I'm going to be honest, those four Norway players have the exact same air traffic.
I'm telling you, light maybe is going to strike hard.
Maybe it's going to be fucking pack of shit.
Yo, I don't like this.
This is gonna be the exact same air traffic.
I'm telling you, lightening is gonna strike hard.
It's just gonna be fucking pack of ice.
Yo, I don't like this!
What?
Fuck the view count!
Oh, it's gonna be too long!
Hey, everything counts!
It's gonna be too long!
It's just a green screen.
Alright.
Bravo, Zaba!
Bravo, Zaba!
World Cup up your way win a ball
Yeah, we're down, we're down.
Yeah, it's a quick setup.
One, two, three, four.
Oh!
Keep going!
Keep going!
Every team sucks.
Yes!
Get out of here.
How does Hurricane suck?
Look at that holler, look at that.
Look at that holler!
Look at the bobble, you don't fucking like it!
Yeah, he does.
Dude, you think that holler is gonna do that?
What is this?
I'm sorry!
England!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
England!
Leave London!
England's fans are free!
I'm just real!
They're doing the thing, they're doing it too.
But Tom is still a fool.
They think football is not coming over.
1966.
That was before the moon landing.
1966 or maybe 1964.
He's a six.
Both of us down there, no?
Wait, he was 67.
Sixty.
No, people are saying 67.
Another hydration break.
Yo, guys, don't fall for the propaganda.
A hydration break is an advertisement break.
Guys, this game doesn't really matter because Messi's gonna feed whoever wins.
Oh
I need a second!
I need a second!
Oh!
I need a second!
The music, though!
I'm ready to...
I'm ready!
Come on!
Come on, come on!
Take care of me!
I'm ready!
Why are you so busy?
Hey, take some of my rabbit from there!
Yeah!
Tomorrow I will take care of that, but make sure I'm good.
AC? AC, break your penis.
Show the view? This is the view.
Show me a band!
For like one second.
BAND!
That's the view.
Very nice.
Gege!
Nothing...
Nothing...
How do you want me to host that?
Well...
No floors...
No ramps...
I showed the few and they said
Are you retarded? We're watching the game!
Macy, they can't spoil it, bro. We're right here.
They could?
How does that make sense? So we're already ready?
Yes!
It's our eyes or the legs, Macy.
Yes!
Roof!
Hey!
Take off!
Take off!
I've never seen a one-on-one chance
It's a, it's a, it's a...
Yeah, their head is like crazy.
I
Howlin is like, I don't know.
Dude, Howlin just like, slows line somebody.
Why would they do that?
What do you mean?
You gotta pull!
Work, huh?
At least you have the bomb out of different rocks, basically.
Oh! Oh!
Oh!
In the box, Howlin.
Oh my god!
El Punch!
Wow, what a pass!
This feels like pants. They low-key rigged it though.
Let's call it what it is wake up. It's called
No way scored no this is bullshit
Cuz we gotta here we go for the kick for the kick
401!
402.
Ball just in that line.
They're going to give it to Harlan.
That's a big ass.
He's going to give it to him.
He's going to give it to him.
It's going to go to Pans.
Unless Harlan passes.
That's not lucky, that's not lucky man, I can't even fucking say it!
64000 in this game.
Wait, this is hard rock stadium?
Yeah.
This is for the dolphins.
Bro, do you watch N.F.U.R.E.?
It's great to go to the penalties for drama.
It's another rating job.
Do you watch N.F.U.R.E.?
Michael Vicks is a piece of shit.
That was like 15 years ago.
I think like 15, bro.
I think that was like 15 years ago.
I don't forget.
Oh my god, so many chances to score.
Wait, Whifterson.
Oh! Oh!
Nine. Nine. Nine.
As a...
Dude, as they look so stiff on the ball, bro.
Give it some balling in.
I've heard there's a lot of mischiefs here.
Dude, nobody's doing the...
Nobody's doing the...
See, I'm looking right there.
Yeah, Holland does the Holland one.
Yeah, he does.
Bro, you know Holland getting played for a little while?
He's got to kick him to the curb.
He was born in Leeds. He's got to play Brigham.
That would be the best seat.
Yeah, I know.
Imagine Holland and Harry Kane as like both your sons.
They were all right.
Harry Kane's kicking him up.
He was scared that you would feel like a jack.
You know, Holland literally could have played for England, but he chose to play with Norway for Ora.
Dude, the Norway fans are passionate.
Norway!
Dude, I'm pretty sure Harry Kane just had like a fast season ever.
Didn't Harry Kane just have a best season?
Lacey, Harry Kane scored 73 goals this year.
Oh, so bad.
I know, I know.
I know, it's Colin so masculine, I love him.
Colin reminds me of like a gym bully.
Like a gangbanger.
Can I see a dude?
I'm just so mad.
I'm not even kidding, I'm just going around.
Sonny guy.
Dude, Colin reminds me of like a gym jock.
We just throw kids in the locker rooms.
But he turned to be a football bro.
Colin really does remind me of that.
Come on.
Get it moving, come on.
I miss him.
I miss him, but you can't go.
Do you know where the fuck that little ass is on?
Yeah, oh yeah.
Come on, bro.
Come on. Look, you want to see pans, actually.
I do too, but I want to see Harlem just fucking chucking.
I want to see him pick up the ball and see what happens.
Nah, Harlem does what he wants.
It's such good for Norway.
It's such really good for Norway.
So long. Everyone's walking right now. It's so quiet.
80th minute.
Oh, we got 80 minutes.
I don't want this to end.
No
Nice I'm sitting cold we're right here
The same you're not drinking
It does feel like Norway is about to score. It feels like Norway is about to score.
It feels like Norway's...
Whoa!
No way! No way!
You're from Fury Pennsylvania.
I'm from Spain, thank you very much.
Oh nice, you saved me.
I was born in Spain, the greatest in Europe.
That's why I'm a Spain fan.
I love you.
I love you when it takes us straight.
Oh, that's happy.
I know you're fucking...
What the fuck is this guy doing?
In game, respectful.
G.H.
Yeah, one week from now, this is going to work for friends.
Dude, corner kick. This could be good.
Toll and header, right now.
Magnus Paul seems at the gate, right?
I think he's no reason.
I'm better than the chestnut, it's a must have.
Why does a lot of blood flow?
Magnus is from Sweden.
I thought Magnus is from Norway.
Son, I don't know what it says in Swedish.
It's Swedish.
No, he's from Norway.
Well, he's from Norway, bro.
Oh, wait a minute.
Yes, he is.
Well, he's from Sweden.
Ew, Berlin's ramping.
Catch me if you can!
What a woman!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
I'm gonna say for extra time now like six minutes but then there's gonna be 30
I'm out of time.
Oh!
Wait, hold, hold, hold!
Pan!
I'm gonna flop, yeah.
One not flopping, man.
Hey!
Oh, my...
I'm not letting him fall!
Oh, yeah, fuck, it's her arm!
Embarking to have a ball by now!
Two fuckers in parking, one on one!
Wait, cover the bus!
To get left out, or who?
England's parking the bus, mate.
Brexit!
Oh!
What the fuck is that?
England's playing Brexit for all the standard parents.
How many are there in the sport now?
Oh, it has sports, mate.
It's already been a sport, it's not extra time.
Nah, it's going to Pan's bro.
Wait?
Garen I'd say, you're only 75 this year, and I think you're an inch more than that.
Alright.
Bro whoever wins this game is going to get after the gate by the end of the day.
Nice, and the next one was pretty nice.
Last two minutes, man.
Now there's way more time than two minutes.
There's going to be like 12 minutes left.
I say.
What's the point of this now?
What?
I don't see any shit.
I can follow that as my neighbor's doing it.
Holland's frowning.
Holland won't fall.
Holland take off.
Wait.
Is it?
Wait, wait, wait, England might score.
Oh, they put soccer in!
Is that Sanka? Yeah, that's summer summer.
The Englands are going to get so bad.
If they score, then an owl broke in with them.
England might win.
Cinema game
Dude soccer almost created another goal
This could be the game winning corner kick right here. This could be it
Game winning corner kick right now
He's taking this, he's taking this.
Order?
Yes, sir.
Order.
Wait, please.
I would have been so mad if I had been there.
That's how I ended my law with the gun.
I'm going to take your time.
I'm going to take your time.
No, am I crazy?
We're looking for these people.
I'm going to take your time.
I'm going to take your time.
I'm going to take your time.
No, am I crazy for living?
Nobody's supposed to know how to stop the kids here.
OK, do y'all know how to stop her?
Yeah.
Now.
Now.
Now.
Now.
Now.
Now.
Now.
Now.
Now.
Now.
Now.
Now.
Now.
Now.
Now.
Now.
Now.
Now.
Now.
Now.
Now.
Now.
Now.
Yes.
I'm telling you.
Is that a yes?
Yeah.
You're cheating.
You're cheating.
You're cheating.
You're cheating.
You're cheating.
You're cheating.
You're cheating.
You're cheating.
You're cheating.
And Messi's really bad at that.
That's why they always bring him so much.
And he'll come to vote for you.
Yup.
Yup.
Yup.
Dude, did you just read like a Twitter hate crime?
What did you do to your phone number?
Messi's not good at that.
Yo, Sperman, no.
How much is your time to get the ticket?
It's not.
OK, I'm not responding to that.
First off, it's not that Messi hates the 10s.
No, he's just bad at that.
No, he respects the game, so he plays the game pure.
He doesn't care about the principle.
Come on, bro, walk in!
Holy heck, he's so big.
How are we going?
It's going to be like, it's going to be like seven minutes.
I'm going with seven minutes of extra time.
No!
Who can't travel like that?
Wait!
No!
Seven minutes, what did I say?
I can't believe it.
I know.
Good.
10 minutes.
It's a really close game.
Hold it! Hold it! Hold it!
No!
Oh my god, the guy's terrible touches.
Wait, where is it?
On the car, will ya?
Oh, no, no, no.
He's just got to actually time it this point.
Now, dude, it's probably going to go down too fast.
He hit his cap.
Dude, it's going to go to pants.
We, he said Norway's gonna win extra time.
That was my prediction.
My prediction was 2-1.
My prediction is 4-2.
Yeah, it's not 5-1.
Oh, no.
That's it. That's it.
Oh, no.
Wait, wait.
No! King! King!
Shite!
Guys, he's just slow.
He's slowly slow.
He's not over his pace.
I just wanted to ask you guys a question bro, I kind of want to know where to score.
Dude, England's fans are more passionate, bro.
You're fucking crazy, shit.
You're fucking crazy.
Get out of my way!
Get out of my way!
Dude, I'm telling you bro, England's fans are crazy.
Woo!
Woo!
My god.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
You're gonna go to Italy shoot out, huh?
I don't want to score, that's so fun.
Italy shoot out is crazy, huh?
No, no, no, don't do that.
I really hope there's nobody scores right now.
Hey, Bob, will you give me a little tipsy run?
Oh
I'm telling you, bro.
I'm telling you, bro, this feels like pens, dude.
In English scores, this feels like pens.
Yeah, it feels like pens, just English grades.
Not the way the game should be 2-1 right now!
That's a yellow foul!
No-ever touched all in the camp.
I know it's on him.
Was it him?
No, that wasn't the case.
What is it?
Not even close.
Literally not even close.
What are we shooting at? What was the...
So the game's still going, bro.
How much extra time do you think?
About a minute?
There was about one minute left, yeah.
Oh, there's gonna be 30 minutes. Maybe more.
Move over, please.
Wait.
Flip that. Flip that.
Yeah, that's good body.
I don't like when they get this late.
One more discussion, come on.
I'm disgusting. I'm disgusting.
How quick is it more?
19 dollars.
That's a happy break.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I'm sorry, you're being nice about the second floor, right?
So, I see who's been in the Super Bowl this year?
So, you're not in the Super Bowl?
Yes, who's been in the Super Bowl this year?
Yes, I'm so biased by this.
Wow!
You guys are first down exit by this year.
I'm awesome.
That's fair.
That's fair.
Oh, what the fuck, what the fuck was that?
There we go!
That's good.
Oh, that's good.
What even is that?
We've got an extra sign.
I'm good, thank you, bro.
What are we gonna do next this time, man?
All right, here we go.
England's looking for something.
Max and Jesus have been down.
We Max still have to get down and work.
I'm just getting something to do.
I'm going to go.
You haven't got it?
Max actually got him in the boat.
I don't know.
Let's get down.
Wait, tell him why.
He got to get down.
You guys, the run is beautiful.
I haven't seen run in like 15 minutes.
I think I have to fight.
It happened.
I
Don't come to our sweet
So I'm gonna come to 20 C sweet
England there's a big racist to Max
I mean, that's why England's trying to fucking get sent home anyway, we get home anyway.
Wait!
Saka! Saka! Saka!
Wait, what's going on?
I don't know.
England's attacking that way, no one's backing that way.
No, I'm not going to lie, and Jason and Max got kicked out, I'm getting kicked out too.
I'm leaving, right after this game.
Falling in!
This is a little falling in!
Is it coming home though?
It's not coming home, but even if it makes it semi-final.
Dude, Belligam has four goals in two games.
I don't see it though, I didn't see the replay.
Dude, in the stadium you don't see the replay, you only see it on the TV.
I only see it on the TV.
Boy, you're so random.
It's England fans, but England's not doing a little pop.
And it's never gonna happen.
That's true.
That's true.
He's right.
He's right.
That was a messy vlog in both 15.
I don't know, could Haaland equalize, come on Haaland equalizer, you sexy mother fucker.
So much time, hey, you're breathing, you're breathing, you're breathing, you're breathing.
Haaland equalizer.
Oh, then oh, they get the sum in him, sum in him.
Marlin, Marlin, two lasers at Harlan.
Marlin, sum in Harlan.
Oh, then, oh, then.
Harlin, sum in Harlan.
He came to us from Germany.
See, it's a gentleman thing.
Don't stop believing kid.
Harlin's gonna eat one.
Don't stop believing kid.
Come on, Harlin.
Wait, well won, well won.
Transition.
Now, Sam might be a great game to smoke the middle of the field.
Colin is fucked.
You're making Colin look like I'm slightly better.
Dude, Colin will tie this game. Colin will tie this game.
So much time, boy. Keep your head up here.
Holland will tie this game, trust me!
They're looking for number nine, line him up!
Oh, the guy's such a good player, pal.
Oh!
Round is so much time.
Great.
Yeah, they're gonna try to problem-bust.
Whip it in.
Whip it in.
Whip it in.
He's got a problem with us, but I don't know how this is going to end up, but he's got it.
Whip it in.
Whip it in.
Come on, Norway, don't give up.
Whoa, why is Norway playing like this?
Come on, Norway.
Come on, move it!
Come on!
Now, give it a big welcome.
What a big ass fucking game!
I'm actually wondering if I'm right.
You're not wrong.
We need Holland to equalize.
Channel Holland.
Don't give up, baby.
And what is this?
what a shit game
it was so good that ashes became shit
i can't fucking hate him
i can't do my own little catch
i can't do my own little catch
i want a true catch
i don't want to do my own
yeah it's a clear pattern
undeniable pattern
he's just on his face
he's stuck in
he scores this? it's totally over
Let's go big man!
Let's go big man!
Let's go big man!
Let's go big man!
I thought you guys got kicked out!
Wait, wait for the ref.
It's not a pen, I don't think.
I don't think it's a pen.
I was on the screen, and I'm not on the screen,
but I'm on the screen, and I'm not on the screen.
I'm not on the screen, but I'm not on the screen.
I'm trying to be you.
There's a camera, hoops, Easter egg,
and it's ready to be sent next,
and it's hot, so it's very hot,
so fire and fire stations, no fire.
Yes!
No!
No!
No!
No!
Dude, in the stadium there's no replay.
You don't get to see a replay.
Come on!
Come on!
We got a game.
They see the city's 12% in the region.
Well, one, eight, eight, they gotta get aggressive, they gotta get aggressive!
Come on, no way!
Wait!
Wait! Hold him!
No!
Hold! Hold!
Come on, I just want to see pants.
Hey, what are you looking at?
I just want to see pants, man.
Hey, good times. Good first times.
That's nice. That's nice.
We're going to fucking have this.
We're going to fucking have this.
I'm watching you, mate.
Ice, get lost.
Get the shit out of here!
I'm not kidding.
That was impossible.
If you're trying to score out the game
Why are you
What are you wearing?
Dude, you've had 11 jerseys in a week!
Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait, come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Dude, hey, God do it!
This could be a hollard and a header, bro.
Hold it with your sweetest...
Hold my hand, hold my hand.
Hold it.
Hold it for the big pony tail.
Hold it.
Tell him he'll sleep!
Tell him he'll sleep!
What the heck is this?
What the heck is this?
What the heck is this?
What the hell is this?
Oh, shit.
What's that thing?
He's not going to fail.
Oh, my God.
What the hell is that thing?
What the hell is the problem?
What the hell is all these fucking stuff?
Oh, shit.
Why, why, why, why, why?
It might be over.
Look there, somewhere.
It's a taking post.
They're going to have about 20 more minutes to score.
The only way they score is that somehow they somehow like do their game right now.
What?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Yeah, I'm going to kill them. I'm going to tell them.
It's coming home!
Oh God! Oh God! Oh no!
What a bad shot!
Three minutes will stop it.
This could be bad.
Saka. Saka. Saka.
You're not getting it!
You're not getting it!
You're not getting it!
You're not getting it!
You're not getting it!
Why does this have to happen?
This is your right!
Oh my god!
If you just get in this game,
it will knock out a lot of people.
I
Can't believe it
Howling could score bro, I guarantee you
I'm going to get out of here.
You, someone's coming.
I'm going to get out of here.
I'm going to get out of here.
I'm going to get out of here.
Get on the big stupid field!
Roof!
Roof!
Roof!
This might be the most sexual ass fucking scene in the house, bro.
Chat, you want to see the view?
One in the chat is going to see the view.
Two in the chat if you don't.
Three in the chat if you're confused by the question.
Here's the view.
I'm telling you, it's not playing right now.
Ben!
I'm gonna fuck your ass.
Are you having a buzzer on?
Yeah, I can.
I wanna go to bed.
Go to bed.
Thanks, bro. You have fun.
Oh, they have a buzzer on.
Have a good night.
Bye.
That's all that matters, man!
Yes, sir! Yes!
Dude, Norway will equalize, and we're going to pants!
Mark it!
Norway will fight the game!
Norway will fight the game!
Wait, Holland's off?
What'd you say that?
Holland's not off. No, he's not.
Wait, Holland's off.
He's tired, he's tired, he's tired.
He's tired, he's tired.
Wait, I think someone told me.
He's tired, he's eating.
Wait, but Chad, now he can't do pimp, right?
He can't play it.
Who's number seven?
They need to be me, I'm Chad.
He's out of the rest of the game, he's out of the rest of the mind.
Okay now it's over. Bro! Bro, but they took out Harlin?
We have a better team!
It's so intense dude!
It's Jeebs! It's Jeebs!
Wait! Hold on! Hold on! Hold on!
Why did they take out Harlin?! What?!
Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
Jason, what's up with you guys playing football?
What about the Formula Trail?
You don't know Puck bro.
Dude, Jason has 10 jerseys in a week.
Yo, if you're only as a winner, I'm ditching, I'm ditching.
Jason has 15 people.
I'm not going to the club.
He's going to smash for the team.
Why do they keep on hollering?
Hollering from both.
I was on a feature right now, go on now.
He's got a post on Snapchat.
Gee, gee.
Dude, now, jeez.
It's coming home!
Jeez, now jeez.
Dude, just type jeez.
No, wrong jeez.
Wow, I'm gonna kick you.
One in the chat if I shoot fuck down the ass.
Why didn't they try to buy some punk rock?
There's the punk rock!
There's the punk rock!
There's the punk rock!
There's the punk rock!
There's the punk rock!
There's the punk rock!
Try to say it one more time.
I'm the king.
Come on, go, go, go, go!
Go, go, go, go!
Come on, go away.
It's not over. It's not over till the fat lady sings.
They see the old saying.
Yeah, okay.
Judge.
Judge, dude, it could be judge.
This feels like a judge.
Because you're just giving the ball away if you do that.
You're just giving the ball away.
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Get down!
Oh! Oh!
Go!
You! You!
You have so much fun!
You're not just going to play football!
You're going to play football!
Go! Come in! Oh!
Jason's from Arlington, Texas, by the way.
Saying it's coming home, bro.
You're from Arlington, Texas, don't...
It's a screen!
Corpon Springs, don't you?
I'm sorry, Tamon Springs.
Tamon Springs.
Hi, Brad.
Jason just said it's coming home,
and he's from Arlington, Texas, from Neho.
Neho.
They were in that bed?
They were in that bed.
They were in the living room.
One more!
One more!
There are people inside the spoiled store,
and we can see the game.
Oh my god.
It's hitting us.
Hold on.
Oh!
Oh!
I'm out of this one.
Suck up!
They did!
It was a shit handle!
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
Let's see if we can get some out of this situation.
I think we're behind two X.
I said we're behind two X.
Good, round stopping and I get a fancy round.
No vacant score.
Nine minutes.
Let's go north, let's go!
Yeah, that's the first marketing
Messi's gonna fucking
Don't know why
England's parking the bus.
She can't even play like this.
Braxfield football, mate.
Come on. Oh my god.
Oh!
Wait, wait, wait.
Oh!
Corner, corner, corner, corner, corner, corner.
That's promising.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, why give us something?
That was the chance.
That was the chance.
He just skied it.
They don't even know the chance now.
I'm sorry, Highland, I'm doing myself.
Why are you voting yourself, though?
It should have been me that lost tonight, sitting here.
Is this your phone case?
This is not a small case, Kyle.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh!
They're just saying, jeez.
It's over.
I'm going home. I'm going home and I'm going to beat my shit in the face.
I'm not going to play that game.
I think it's like 2PM right?
Yeah dude, I think that's what you're talking about.
Are you ready?
It doesn't make sense!
You're not going to the court, you're not involved.
I'm going to chop this.
I think your team is kind of bad, you know?
No, I did not.
I'm not.
Did you fart?
Nope.
I'm not just farting.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Oh!
Pickford just died.
Pickford's dead.
Fight!
Fight!
Pickford just literally took a head out of the misery.
I see they got no goalie press against the tower.
Now before you get to the end of this round, get off the fucking field then!
It's coming off!
Jason, you're from Texas!
You're not from England!
This guy says it's coming home one more time.
He's from Texas.
I've seen him root for every fucking team.
This is fine.
It's over, man. It's over.
It's over!
Chop-on, ladies and gentlemen!
You guys, congrats, you men.
Break the gates.
Oh! No way! Oh!
No.
It's a shit ball, really.
Hello!
I like the ball and I can just find some fucking ass in my face!
Good chat saying, Diggs.
Nothing, Diggs.
Good chat saying, Diggs.
Fuck off. Whoever wins this game is just gonna lose to Messi.
I said it, bro.
Let's get a big tweet.
Are you tweeting?
Yo, it's not fucking...
He's tweeting!
He's fucking tweeting the shit!
He's tweeting, bro.
He's taking a lot, bro.
He's taking a lot.
Oh, that's it, back.
No, keep back, keep back, that's great.
Oh, slow, slow.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Takan just made a bang or two.
I don't know, this is...
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Err-ist-ho-l-ist!
What the fuck are you doing?
You fucking idiot!
You're a fucking idiot!
You're a fucking idiot!
This is fucking bullshit.
This is reiterated.
Err-ist-ho-l-ist!
Oh
Wait, wait.
Airball, airball, airball.
Take this ACL out!
We're winning this game!
15 seconds.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Go, go, let's go!
Now, here's my gear, guys.
Get in the hole!
Get in the hole!
It's definitely a boy.
It's a boy. It's a boy.
He's got his bow.
Jason, you're not finished!
Let's go, Joe!
I'm going to pull up ginger's street right now.
Hey bro, bro, bro, get that!
Oh!
If you put your hands away you're going to get out.
This game meant nothing because Messi is going to be the first one to play.
No, he's taking him out.
Yes, he's going to win another World Cup, and then he's going to be the first one to play.
He's going to be the first one to play.
He's playing a little better yet.
Nice one.
I disagree man, the game should have been 2-2.
Show me how hot it is.
Move.
I'm out of here.
Hey, go!
Hey, go!
There we go!
I'm sick to my stomach.
See you guys tomorrow, Pro-M.