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07-24-2026 · 3h 27m
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Skullfist go back, Skullwornmist go B-rollist go A-rollist go A-rollist go B-rollist, Zeno's gonna find a different logic and do ways!
Thank you for the subs. Gonna get a thank you in the chat!
Gonna get a thank you in the chat!
Thank you in the chat!
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!
Hey chat, y'all a good?
Hey chat, y'all a good?
Y'all a good? Y'all a good?
i'm that beat
i'm that beat
let me see the horrors
i'm cute with the fog
if you're a lady drop me in the chat
shout out to the ladies
any ladies in the chat
drop me in the chat
shoutout to all the ladies
i'm the fuckin chat
logging marlin
you look so good
i just took off my underwear for you
Thank you! Thank you!
Yo King Savage with your 11 months!
Thank you, bro!
Thank you, bro! Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Good morning everyone and everybody!
Chill with the Horde Eyes for one second!
Let's get this intro out of the way, you know what I'm saying?
Yes, I'm late, but at least I'm live late at night.
Drop a me if you're part of the real ones.
Yes, late night fucking stream.
But nonetheless, we are fucking live!
We are fucking live, bro!
saying I told y'all guys I was gonna be live and guess what bro I am fucking
live so can we get a W run in the fucking Chad thank you so much y'all you
know what I'm saying I'm sorry that I'm late they were a thousand bits sucky
ducky I want to sucky fucking you I'm sorry that I'm late I'll be honest with
you guys today I saw the movie the Odyssey has anyone seen that movie has
anyone seen that fucking movie have y'all seen that movie yo I'm gonna be honest
with you that movie was good as fuck but I'm a little fucking confused on why
every like I don't know 30 minutes I saw Travis fucking Scott well yeah
spoiler or Travis Scott is in the movie and also you motherfuckers lied to me I
was looking for speed the whole movie he wasn't in the movie someone click baited
me no click baited me I don't know where the photo is I actually look for him
yo okay they would attend give their BC with the five give them we've got a lot
of talk about a lot of banger streams coming up that I want to talk to you
about but first things first bro um yo which one of you fuckers lied to me I'm
dead ass serious I thought that this was real bro I thought he was about to be in
the movie like what the fuck is this I saw the wrong movie so you're telling me
Just so I know we're six minutes into my stream by the way six minutes into my stream
You're telling me I saw the wrong movie the real movie. Oh, I saw the pirate version
So the real movie has speed in it. So I saw the fake one
Yes, yes fake movie. Okay, listen, we got a couple big announcements
Some of them are some streams that are upcoming. Oh
Oh
Oh
Another thing is a stream that's gonna be happening relatively soon. Oh
Oh, oh
Oh
Oh
And then another thing is what's happening this weekend. Oh shit. Fuck you mean. Oh shit. Fuck you mean who she
And then the last thing that's happening the announcement
So first things first
guys
today
Elrondon in the chat. You know what I'm saying? It's probably gonna be a four hour five hour stream. Maximum, maximum, maximum, maximum.
We're talking maximum. Only because we're live later tonight, but Wrodon in the chat because he went live late.
Even though Old Ron would have not went live. Facts. That's facts. That's facts. That's facts. That's facts. That's facts.
Um, guys. Tomorrow. Now, I got a text message from Pepsi.
I got a text message from Pepsi.
Now he cannot be on my stream, okay?
That's number one.
Let's just get that out of there before we go to a height.
But, but, but, oh you can't be on my stream because he doesn't want to.
Just want to clarify that.
Just want to clarify that.
Just want to clarify that for legal reasons.
He just doesn't want to.
Wait.
He just doesn't want to.
He told me that he wants to watch me
Apparently there is a five million dollar Shohei Otani card in top scrum baseball 2026
So tomorrow I'm thinking about doing a another card opening, but also
Also, they were five gifted, but also
Tomorrow it is official
This is announced me and Jin see will be doing a watch party tomorrow
Oh no, I had no METAL RIFT!
Oh shit, that was nice!
The battle of the fucking century!
Stoppa me if you saw this back in the day, the classic MIF vs Tifu!
I'll be honest with you, Tifu was way better, but he got fucked over because myth was on some loser shit
I'm gonna be honest with you, it was cheeky, bro
It was fucking cheeky
It was noob strategies, bro. It was noob strategies. If you don't retweet, I know that you went to theater class back in school
I just want to be that guy
Fucking jeez, bro. Like we're tired of hearing this fucking
Wait a minute, in person?
FAST!
Tomorrow myth versus T foo in a 1v1 fucking tilted towers. Who do y'all got? Who do y'all got? Who do y'all got in the chat, bro? Who the fuck do y'all got? Me and Jinxie will be doing a watch party tomorrow.
He texted me. He said that he wants to watch. I'm like, you know what? Why the fuck would I not? Before that or after that, we will go get cards if we have enough time.
Um, but also for anyone who doesn't know this weekend, um, I'll be honest with you guys mean agent
Probably you're gonna stream on Sunday. It's not confirmed just yet
But I don't know if I can go on Saturday just yet, but Sunday as of right now
It's locked regardless you will see us together within the next week. So don't get sad
Just put it put it emote that goes like hmm. Okay, you know what I'm saying like an understanding email
We're gonna figure it out. We're figuring it out, but but this weekend
I will be opening the P.O. box. Okay. I don't know if y'all put a bomb in it
I don't know if y'all put dildos in it. I don't know what y'all did. I haven't opened up my P.O. box in a month
We're gonna see it, but we're doing a new challenge anything in my P.O. box
I have to either eat suck on or put in my ass
I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding last time someone actually sent me three dildos
I'm not that is not gonna happen again. I'm letting you know right now by the way if y'all please
Please, please don't send me any more food, okay?
Please, please don't send me any more food.
Don't send me nothing.
Don't put like Cheetos,
don't put flaming hot Doritos.
So you're not, wait, so you're gonna eat this.
You did not order me some strumming
in the mail June 25th one month ago.
Oh my God, that probably fucking stinks.
There's no way there is some strumming.
Sitting in my fucking P.O. box for a whole fucking month
Do you think that they could smell it through the boxes like dead ass do you think that they could smell it through the boxes?
There's no okay, how bad is this smell scale from one through ten
I got told that this is the worst smelling thing in the entire fucking universe like I'm talking like
I got to make a quick call real quick, I don't know if he's alive right now, he might be
drunk for all I know, every time I call him he's fucking drunk so let's just find out.
Let's see if Joe Bartle pick up my phone call or if Stable Renato is an L for bothering
him on his off day, off stream day.
Wait, so do I have to eat this or no?
Do I have to eat this?
I don't have to eat this, right?
Yes.
Hey.
Hey Joe, currently live right now. I just went live. Quick question. I just got a
message in my chat of a screenshot and there seems to be some
strawming that's been in my PO box for a month right now.
Are you gonna eat it? My question to you is did you eat it?
Oh no, I just opened it and smelled it. How bad of a smell is this like action?
Hey, your room would be like your room would be a biohazard
My room would be a biohazard after just opening it just literally opening it
Yeah, so what so where did you do it? Did you actually do it in a shack or are you trolling me? I get it in a shed
You should you can you could do it in like bro your house with you
Okay, okay, I'm gonna do it. Hey listen your bedroom bro. That was stuck
All right, bro. Listen, I'm gonna see you streamer games, by the way. I'm about to look at it. See what team you're on. But listen, bro,
I want you to know that I've been practicing. I've been an athlete, a secret athlete these last couple months, bro. I'm excited to see you in person.
I'm excited to see you perform, bro. I'm excited to see you again. I haven't seen you in like two years.
I know, bro. I miss you, bro. Can we talk about space and aliens when I see you?
Yeah, for sure, man.
All right, bro. I'm gonna see you soon, all right?
All right. When are you eating this, uh, star strongling?
Probably on Saturday when I open my PO box.
I
Show speed ate it so you have to so because speed ate it. I love my life
No!
Y'all want me to eat this shit?
Three smell.
Oh!
Heck, wait.
What are you talking about?
I never smelled this.
Say I'm ungrateful.
Ellen grateful, Ellen grateful.
Dude, I used to be so chopped with the fuck.
All right, you know what?
But I'm starting now.
I will appreciate every single gift way more.
That's for you guys.
This one is for Stumble Retardo, it says.
What the fuck is this?
I got you guys.
No, no, I got you.
Wait, did I open this before?
I didn't...
What is this?
Oh my god, I suppose I should.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
What is it?
So you're telling me this time I gotta eat it.
What is it?
It's like fish or something.
So this time I gotta eat it.
Yo, I'm not even kidding.
This was off of it being in my P.O. box for a couple of days.
This shit has been sitting in my P.O. box for a fucking month.
Is it Gege?
Is it fucking Gege?
Is it Gege?
Is it Gege?
Is it Gege?
Is it Gege?
Is it Gege?
Is it Gege?
Is it Gege?
Is it Gege?
Is it jeez? I didn't even open it. I didn't even fucking open it your streamer games team
So you're telling me I got announced with cutie Cinderella
Yo 27 gifted from evidently can I get a thank you in the chat right now?
Thank you for the 27 fucking gifted subs much appreciated much appreciated. Thank you so much. Can we get a thank you?
Thank you. Thank you
Wait, I'm an all-star. What the fuck was I good at last year? What the fuck was I good at last year an all-star?
Wait what archery oh shit low key. I was actually not even that bad facts or no like low-key. I wasn't that bad
Eating competition yo dumbass. There was no eating. There was no eating dick writer
um
stable Renoto
Judy Cinderella Maya nice wig and Katie B. Do we even have a fucking chance? Yes or no
Do we even have a chance like who is the best player on our team athletic wise? Is it me? It's probably me, right?
I would assume it's me
Probably make me
No, nice wig. Okay. Nice wig
Wait, is Katie be that athletic? I saw her. She was super fucking good
She was super fucking good at basketball. Like super fucking good. But every time I watch her streams now
She's role-playing on Minecraft
Every single time I open up her stream. She's like role-playing on Minecraft. So I don't really know if she's been in the lab of like
Like athleticism like I have
Your liability on the team, yo brother, you don't have to be mean team USA
How the fuck is this fair?
How the fuck is it? So I'm going against Tyler one, Yana, Duke, Jinxie and Joe.
I'm gonna be honest with you. Am I more athletic? Am I more athletic than Jinxie and Joe?
Like low key the more I think about it. Like I'm more athletic than Tyler one.
More athletic than Maury Joe. I feel like I mean he's not that athletic
Jinxie I feel like is a chud. You know what I'm saying
Low key run you're the most most athletic person on the track
I heard Joe used to run track back in the day, but you have the fastest mile time ever
No one can beat 14 minutes and 38 seconds
Is that bad by the way my average mile time is 14 minutes
Let me actually ask my friend.
Yo Leo, quick question, it's me, stable ronaldo.
I run a 13 minute to 14 minute mile.
Is that considered slow?
I'm 23 years old.
That's fucking slow, bro, but 23, you should be out there crushing it, not plotting like
a grandpa with hemorrhoids trying to shit out a bowling ball. A solid jog is 10 to 12 minutes.
13-14 is basically power walking with a boner. If you want to get faster, start hitting the track
a few times a week, then watch those times drop like your parents do.
Yo, Leo. Leo, question. Am I more athletic than Jinxie or Joe Bartolozzi? Quick question.
I don't know who the fuck Jinxie or Joe Bartolozzi are.
Jinxie's a fat streamer who can't run a mile without dying, while Joe Bartolozzi was a
legit high school track star who hurled and jumped.
So yeah, you're more athletic than Jinxie's lazy ass, but Joe would smoke you on the track.
If you're trying to flex on these dudes, hit the gym and drop that mile time before you
start bragging.
You slow ass power walker
It's like way to just be like
Way to just put me down bro. Way to just put me fucking down, bro. He's not lying. Alrighty. Also, by the way
speaking
Marlin male, what are you sending me?
Where's Marlin?
Low-key he stopped replying to me. It is what it is
All right, y'all.
Wait, who else am I going against?
Celebit, Rodney Del Rey, Devilleacue.
I'll be honest with you guys, speaking of Jinxie,
it is official.
Me and Jinxie.
I don't even want to put this in the air.
Me, Jinxie, and Los Polos will be getting an Airbnb together.
I don't know when, I think it's a pride, my guess is next month we will be
playing Chain Together until we beat it.
Now listen, I don't know how long it takes Los Polos
to beat this game. I don't know if this is gonna take us days. I don't know if this is gonna take us
weeks. All I'm saying is, I am not staying in a room with Los fucking Polos and Jixi
for more than fucking 24 hours. Okay? How long did it take me, Max, Jason? How long did it take me,
Max, and Jason? And Lacey, was it me, Max, Jason, Lacey? Stable, Ronaldo, what was it called? Chained
Together
Two years ago, wow time fucking flies can we get a fucking aware in the chat this took us
how long
16 hours of game time do we sleep on stream a little bit more a little bit more a little bit more
So maybe we got oh, fuck
I moved out. Oh, so 16 hours of game time and we slept on stream
How long did we street sleep for pie like what eight hours ten hours like I'll be honest with you, bro
I remember this I fell asleep. It's fucking daytime or max it
You know this old room of max is actually so nostalgic. I get a retweet like look at the lighting
What is harder for people or three people which is Los me and jinxing if
We could add one more person to be with us to complete it. Who would it be?
I don't really know like who would complete us
I'm not going to list anyone right now only because I have to ask Lois and Jinxie, but I am curious who would be like a good fourth?
I don't think Joe would ever do this in a million years, but I'm down for whoever. I mean also I think us three, fairs, fairs, fairs.
I think even us three though is super good. Band of people saying J-Shop!
What did Joe say? Joe's in my chat right now. Motherfucker, stop saying my name, never.
Come on Joe, do it for the fucking people at home, bro. Come on, bro, that could be
cinema and we're going to be in New Jersey. I'm going to Baio, New Jersey, bro. Maybe
Jayshaw. We'll see, bro. We might not even do four people, but I will tell you this game,
Be honest, is Los even good enough to complete this game?
Hey Ron, I heard that you're going to do the bull riding segment shirtless.
I'm asking on behalf of our team if you won't.
First of all, dick, what the fuck does that even mean?
Okay, that's number one.
Number two, when I take off my shirt, all the ladies go fucking crazy.
So here, I'm going to give a sneak peek to all the ladies what's going to happen
for streamer games because now I'm going to be the one that takes off my shirt.
I don't give a fuck.
Hold on.
Let me open up the weekend slutty songs playlist.
["We Found Each Other"]
Yo cutie, I blame you for this.
["We Found Each Other"]
["I helped you out of a broken place."
["You gave me comfort."
Yo ladies, if you're out there watching,
Give me a favor.
Suck on your two fingers.
You're a wing finger and you're a middle finger.
From your real quick.
Slowly go down.
Just look.
Just look at the screen.
I just saw someone say that this is a crime to take off my shirt like there's ways to
literally say yo man put on a shirt do something it's a crime to take off my shirt that's a
little obsessive guys Ron how was the odyssey it was good bro try to Travis
Scott oh I mean look at these throw-up emojis bro like this one has a
combination you did a barf mixed in with a vomiting like brother you're just
you're wicked dude anyways yo offer chain together over under two days over
Under two days to beat this me Los Jinxie
Over two days really
Really, I've never seen Los hibernator. I'm saying him sleep is actually gonna be fun
Like bro, we got a cuddle of me Los and Jinxie that could be cinema, bro
The last time we all played together it was probably one of my favorite streams ever and honestly, I don't care what anyone says
Let's bring out evil Jinxie. Let's get drunk
Let's get fucking drunk
Jk, Jk, Jk, Jk, Jk, Jk, Jk, team alumni, Jason the wean, your age, Fummy Bean, Kiara
police and Mr. Keem.
I'll be honest with you, if this team is going to get fucking rinsed, my team is just way
better.
Fax or no.
Fax or no, bro.
My team is just way better.
Like, the team All Stars is actually cinema.
Like that runs my goat, but random kid.
Oh nice nice my four goats and Ron
What the fuck kind of evil ass Twitter is this?
Yo, like what?
Alrighty like God broke even open up Twitter and be happy bro team world wild wild wild
Devolique, Celebit, Tianaat, Rainezo, and Rey.
Not bad, not bad, not bad.
United Kingdom, Zoil.
Sea Dog, Gont, and Tenshi, and Lydia Violet.
I'm gonna be honest with you, anyone on Zoil's team is fucking jeej.
Yo, Chris, bro, of course you can be the water boy, bro.
Don't fucking worry about it. Come on over.
Who remembers the last time me and Zoyle interacted for streamer games?
Aware.
Hold on, let me go to my most viewed reel.
Actually, Outlaw, can you send me it?
Yo, what is my most viewed reel?
Like, it is, it is really fucking bad.
Well, aware.
Coming out of retirement from my dream team.
I'm so excited to be the only team with five beautiful, strong, independent women.
Are we fucking gonna?
Yo am I just a joke? Why am I getting a call by Chris?
Yo Chris, what's up dude?
You just could be I mean away they see I make an effort or something. I don't know but like please but
I give me all the team
Give me a jersey too, bro. All right. So you want me to try to get you a jersey to streamer games and try to get a part of it
Yeah, bro. Come on. You already stole my streamer University basketball jerseys motherfucker
Yo, let me see what I could do. I'm gonna make a quick call to Ludwig. Okay. Let me make a quick call
Also, don't call me a motherfucker, bro. Why did you just like why did you put so much like emphasis on fucker, bro?
All right, bro, should I call Ludwig should I call Ludwig? Let me make a quick call. Oh
Oh
He just banged on my phone
He just banged it on me. He just full on ignored me. Let me call his wife or
fiance
What is it called? Oh, let him it's calling me. Yo
Pissing currently live right now quick question
It's coming out of my balls.
That's not, we're, all right, listen.
I saw my team, I got a fucking emergency face time
from Chris next door, basically crying on the phone
to me asking if you need a water boy.
He wants to be the All Stars water boy?
He wants to be the All Stars water boy, yes.
And don't feel pressured at all, please.
He's spam calling my phone.
He's spam texting me as we speak right now.
Like,
it's coming out right now for me, so.
He wants a jersey, bro, can he come or not?
Ron, if you really want him to come,
like it sounds like you really want him there,
like I don't mind, bro.
Like I'll let you use your one time.
Like I like you like that, bro.
You can get it one time.
If you want to use it on a cruise, bro,
that's show of me.
All right, bro.
You might not have a guest coming, bro.
I appreciate it.
I'm gonna see you soon, man.
Thank you for putting me in my team.
Also, can you?
What do you say?
Can I say some shit?
go ahead I fucking appreciate you bro because I know you worked fucking hard
to get out of the obligations to get into this event and I appreciate that and
that doesn't go overlooked and thank you well bro I appreciate you inviting me
and that's why I did it because I'm like you know what Ludwig's never done me
wrong am I gonna try to am I gonna do something wrong to him no I gotta make
this right I gotta figure out a way now it's coming out now now only under
under, under, under, other hand.
Why the fuck did you work the odd day?
Tweet coming out of retirement for the dream team.
I'm so excited to be on the team
with five beautiful, strong, independent women.
Yo, can I ask what's going on?
I think you're beautiful too, I agree with her.
No, I brought it, this guy's sticking my head.
All right, there you go.
Now it's time to call Chris back.
Let's see him scream, ready?
Hold on.
Yo Chris, yo Chris bro what are you doing the first and the second?
the first and the second.
The first, oh, the second.
Thomas the agent on a birthday job.
So I say fuck that nigga birthday.
Yeah.
Hold on.
Let me know.
Let me know.
Listen, I'm getting a call from cutie.
I'm going to call her in one second.
She's watching.
No, no, listen, listen, listen, the first and the
Second I have a one-time pass to bring you to streamer games
Yeah, yeah, are you gonna are you gonna be able to make it or no?
I
Bro, yeah, sure. Let me know tomorrow, bro. Like let me know tomorrow
Yo, cutie
Why the fuck did you tweet out that I'm a strong independent woman
Your boobs are bigger than mine, I figure it counts.
I'm hanging up the phone, yeah.
This is like, this is like actually sick, bro.
Like, I can't, it's like, you know what?
You just try to be a positive fucking person, bro.
Like, I'm talking like, we just, yo, Ludwig, bro,
I'm gonna make sure I'm here for you, bro.
I'm gonna make sure I skip my sponsor.
I'm just gonna be here for you.
Yo, your fiancee say I got bigger boobs than her.
Like, are we serious?
I can't have shit.
God and then I have Jinxie touch to me saying oh shit
Loose confirms that he'll be doing an IRL chain together stream with Jinxie and stable Ronaldo
Another call bro evil fiance evil everything's evil bro. It's fucking I do not have double D boobies
You fucking freaks in this chat actually if I actually wore to wear bra what size would I be don't answer that?
That was rhetorical
I
Do not have double fucking D's bro. That's not outlawed the day
I put let's view on my fucking PC is the day my whole stream those evil because of someone like you operating my stream
listen
We have streamer games coming up. We have Los Tolos X stable Ronaldo
X Jinxie IRL chain together
Um, what else do we have? We have PO box coming up, agent stream coming up, life's getting fucking good. Okay. Also next month GTA five story mode marathon.
That is 100% gonna happen. That is 100% gonna happen. We're gonna play it. I have never played it. Red Dead Redemption. I played off stream y'all. I already finished it.
I already finished it, you know what I'm saying?
So don't get mad at me, you know what I'm saying?
I already played it, so you can't get mad at me
for just enjoying it, just playing, bro, you know what I'm saying?
That's not cap, no.
Yes, I'm not a, what did that guy just call me?
Did you guys see a slur?
This is the best team.
Benji, Wendy, Arke, Danny, and Evelyn.
I'm excited, bro, I'm actually excited.
I'm low key excited to see which team's the best.
Team All-Stars, Team Worldwide, Team UK, Team USA,
Team Mexico, Team France,
why do they only have four people?
And then Team Canada, Team Alumni.
Low key Jack, low fucking key, just low key.
Just a little bit low key.
I feel like we have the best team.
Am I lying or no?
I feel like I have one of the best teams.
No bullshit, no bullshit, no bullshit, no bullshit.
Now the question is, now the question is, right?
What are the sports this year?
Does anyone know the activities?
What are the activities this year?
We are going to be doing.
What is the activities?
Game list, paper, airplane, toss.
Miha, miha.
100 meter dash.
Okay, realistically speaking, I feel like I could beat Joe Bartolozzi in 100 meter dash.
Low key.
Low key though, just super low key.
Musical chairs?
Outlaw, do you have the clip of last year?
Last time I played musical chairs.
Outlaw, do you have the clip?
Outlaw, do you have the clip?
Oh, I got it right here, aware.
What do you mean aware, bro?
I'm not even kidding.
He's, y'all, Jesus Louise.
Shootout challenge!
Is that basketball?
I low key understand it now
Bodgeball crate stack half and half. What is half and half?
What is half and half?
It's penalties. I mean, I'm not bad at that. I'm not bad at that. I'm not bad at that. What is half and half?
What is that?
Cut an object and try to make it exactly 50-50. Okay, that's easy as fuck if they give me like
They give me any type of food because I used to cut like shares of my food into like a play
I used to make my own stuff. So yeah, now over that mechanical bull riding. I'm not gonna lie. I know how to ride bulls
Now I know it sounds crazy, but I actually know how to ride a bull. I know how to do that
That's not what I'm worried about. I could do that and I'm gonna do a shirtless this year
Shout out the ladies the chat and shout out cutie Cinderella for giving me that idea
Volleyball last year. I was actually good at volleyball facts or no. I was he's right
He's right. I was I was actually good at that
Cut he was right. You really are a hoe. It's like it's like why Ralph um
Cuba toss what the fuck is a Cuba toss?
What is a cover toss
Yeah, I'mma toss this Hudson Cube about a couple feet, it's a big cube!
Brother, I was the only one at this fucking thing that could even pick this shit up in
one hand.
Who remembers?
Who remembers, bro?
I picked up this tongue-tongue-tongue cube last time, I was like one of the only people.
And then what else?
William Tell Archery!
No, we're members last year who remembers last year brother they used to call me what they used to call me what?
stable Ronaldo archery, but at least he's what?
Look at this shit. You guys are gonna get four shots. We count your top three. This shot does count who remembers this who was here last year
Fire
Oh
All right, if we're going through it real quick, I see Crystal with an eight, Lily with
a two, Ron with a seven, and Cutie missed the board.
Ha!
Cutie, they don't need to do the test.
They just need to not do the worst.
And one shot is their goal.
Fire.
I'm not gonna be able to tell the final score until we walk up close, but from what I can
tell I believe Krista shot Krista who Krista Ronaldo five Lily shot now this is actually
throwback who was there for it when I choked at the end.
Fire.
Wow. I'm not even kidding.
I lost to a dog lol. Oh my god who remembers last year
aware when I lost to a oh my fucking god.
All right!
Twitter was a fucking nightmare.
Oh, cars.
Wait, I just realized.
Where the fuck did that leasty stable come from?
It was at this stream?
What the fuck is this?
The face!
Wait, where is it?
But at leasty stable, where does it hold?
Hold.
I
Say God he did not want one hole. I can't find it
It's a loss of the point I need I have ADHD I can't find it. I'm not gonna find it
It's an old house, sad SpongeBob.
Yo, dumbass, nobody missed this house.
I'm gonna be honest with you, you guys do this every time we go into a new house.
Nobody here missed this fucking house.
This house was actual fucking dog shit.
Terrible memories, terrible experience, terrible fucking everything.
Feet 603, what the fuck is this gooner ass weirdo?
I thought this guy was putting the timestamp of the fucking...
I don't get by this right this is
Where is it okay son wait
629 87
Like what like
it's like why bro it's like you're the reason my for you page thinks I'm a loser
hi bro Ron what was the craziest beef at streamer you in your opinion it was me
versus cafeteria food it was dog shit outlaw what is it what be slow you
might be slow. You might be slow. You might be slow. Oh, but at least he's stable. Oh
my god, bro. Rosie actually gave me such a good edit. Now that I think about it, the
people who love me edits, bro, I'm not even like, I'm not even like setting them up or
anything bro literally just kind of happens like even like the Ludwig one like Ludwig
did us like said not everyone could be the clip except for one guy wide speed confused
how many inches in the vagina how big is iphone 17 pro max in inches
How many inches is in the vagina?
What type of fucking question?
Okay, who do you want to see win the World Cup this year?
Oh, let me in your mall, boss wanna?
Okay. Alright.
Alright, bro. Alright, bro.
Hello hello what who goes there
Stop bro, how you doing bro?
Hey guys doing good. What are you doing?
Nothing much where I just started my stream. I you know, I saw the Odyssey today and I was like I got a shit
Yeah, it's pretty good, bro. I saw Travis Scott 14 times the movie. Oh my god tonight really really nice. Yeah, it's like cold
Yeah, it kind of is but my fucking thing fell off my whole blinds
How should you get a late-night cane segment with Lacey? Oh
Yo, I saw oh wait, I didn't even get to talk to my chat. I saw John got fired. Yeah
What's it? Who's his replacement YBG?
Me hot you look a lot like I was watching right there. He does not look like he's having fun behind a camera. Oh God
What do you better go down?
I'm not gonna see Odyssey. Oh right now tonight. I would have went with you
I said yesterday you want to go when you're in you I said when are we going tomorrow you're like
Bro, but are you seeing in I max? I don't know. Ah
Ah, that's how they get you, Chad.
What are you doing with that hype for, though?
What?
I'm doing this.
Why is it yellow on the bottom of your song?
I don't know, it's still a team.
Why are you going with Dala?
Yeah.
And also, what's it called?
Doing Jinxie.
You, me, and Lose, team to get America on.
It was an idea I had.
Really?
Yes.
I did four.
How did you create that idea?
I just thought about it today.
I'm sure.
thought about it yeah like when did you think about it because it like James
he was talking about this actually me a couple days ago and then we finally
like announced it no no I thought about it like we can go okay I mean it's not
about idea I mean we could figure some we could figure some shit out when are
we gonna do a marathon together whenever we got a what game could play though
what game could be fun chat with me and Lacey after completed it's gonna be a
game either was a play though yeah no I'm trying to think what is terraria he
You wouldn't like that game, it's 2D.
Mmmmmm.
Poor guy.
Well, a way out, maybe.
I'm trying to think, bro.
Have you played a way out?
No, but I don't really know if I wanna play it.
Yeah.
Cause I'm about to do a Mad Barathons, bro.
Jerkmate ranked.
Couldn't do that.
That's not bad.
Ooh, Cuphead.
I heard Cuphead's actually hard.
Never heard of it.
But it's meh, content.
Oh, also by the way, at the movies, I saw that at Resident Evil movies coming out.
What?
Yeah, Resident Evil movie.
You know what comes out in like, let, oh my God, what's today?
Today's the 23rd.
Five days, Spiderman.
Yeah, we should go to the movie theater the day of,
or that day, and we should do fake spoilers
to everyone dressed up as people getting murdered,
but I'm down.
You know what, you can hit me in a wheelchair.
Yeah, we'll put you in a wheelchair, bro.
And I can be your caretaker.
And we can just say your handicap
to staying in random shit.
I'm down to go to the movies and do that.
But I'm going to see the movie when it comes out in the end.
I'm down to see it.
I'm down to go.
You never seen Spider-Man?
The only Spider-Man movie I saw was the one where they all pointed at each other.
Oh my god, you misspeak.
Wait, you've never seen any Spider-Man's?
Also, I saw Iron Man die.
That was like six...
Why did you just spoil it all?
That was like nine years ago.
Really?
Yeah.
I never saw any movies, Shaq. I'm dead ass.
The only movies I watched growing up was grown-ups, cars, and that's it.
Shaq, is it worth it for Ron to start?
You should take a night, right? Take a night off straight and sit down in your bed and watch
the entire Spider-Man series from the original Spider-Man.
Fuck that shit! I might as well make money! Should I just make a Patreon?
Oh, you're missing out on a peek! I'm telling you!
I still need to watch Interstellar. I've never watched that.
What?!
For an Oppenheimer.
I would deadass we could go on a Patreon and watch Interstellar.
I really do want to watch that.
Oh my god, you know what we should do?
What?
We should get fried one night. Go on Patreon and watch Interstellar.
No, but I want to watch that for real. The first time needs to be a real time.
Also, by the way, this Patreon, if we're not gonna do shit, I'm gonna make my own.
Why not? Um, dead ass.
Why don't we watch, why don't we watch it yourself for the first time on it?
I mean, I'm down, but I don't want to be fraud.
Okay, let's just watch it then.
I'm down, bro.
Why don't these guys just type emergency dead ass scamming on the Patreon?
I'm gonna be honest with you. Yeah, we scammed.
Well, no, no, we deleted the live option, and they just have a BTS option for $5 now.
I don't know, honestly, there's nothing up there. I know, we gotta work on it.
I sure they put pts for you too. Hold on. Hold on.
What else you got to do right now?
Uh, wait, so who you hosting?
Probably, probably.
Why host someone like me? Like I just went live.
You know what I'm saying? Like,
fans want to host them.
Who?
No, you don't want to.
Fans want?
You don't want to host fans. And fans are lit.
Like, fandom's like a big stream.
And Jason's a lot too.
Jason's live, but Jason already did his segment, bro.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
Like, you should do a streamer like stable or not.
Okay, I gotta reach you.
Also, by the way, I'm thinking about moving my setup to where I don't know, bro.
I don't like how the sun hits me anymore.
And if the chat tells me I'm overthinking it, I'm about to pump my blinds fucking fell.
I'm about to move my setup to that wall.
So it aims at that wall.
Let us so put it in here.
Like I'm gonna put it on that wall.
So it shows that background.
I'll move my couch on a bad child.
the old house yeah what is this in my mouth this just came out of my tooth okay
but where are you going to my room it's a no-canes mug man it's just swag what my face it's
flagging a hole it's actually not that bad bro yo what the fuck is this yeah I can grab your
It was a six band.
Dior archives.
Well, they only told me there's a couple of them in the country.
Did I get lied to? Did I get scammed?
Oh, if you want content, there's 15 girls downstairs.
Wait. One God?
No, they left.
Yeah, it's actually good. With the nice fit.
Is it? Is it?
Wait, I got where is it?
What?
The one I got, the one I got, the bag.
The bag.
The bag.
I got to the bag
Hey check your senior dude. Yeah, yeah, you know what I'm gonna. Oh, we're gonna start streaming together
Like every day, bro, like I miss either I'm here every day string. We thought I should be there yesterday
I know that's not enough bro. We missed a random cane segment
We missed a random segment going in and out streaming somebody smell like shit
Well, this is so so good on God Drake cook with us
I'm just gonna move my set up today and let's do it later.
I got nothing planned bro.
What are you doing?
What are you doing tomorrow?
Tomorrow?
Nothing.
I got a boss call from Jinxie. What? What is it Jinxie? What? What do you want? You need to stay aboard auto because he's the goat shroomer?
Yeah, yo me you Jinxie tomorrow watch party myth versus Teefer
Okay, now that's tomorrow. That's tomorrow. Also. I got a call from Pepsi recipes. That's in the chat
There's a five million recipes. That's in the chat
There's a $5 million Shohei Otani card in a $375 hobby box in the Burbank.
How do they know it's there?
That's what Benchie told me.
So I said we'd go buy some cards tomorrow.
Brother, we should buy them all.
Yeah, let's go buy every single card.
So tomorrow you want to go do card segment and then watch the mid-shit?
Watch the mid-shit?
Yeah.
Now let's do it.
Not about sho-
Not about sho-
You know how crazy it would be if we got the Shohei Otani card?
We got the Shohei Otani card.
I'm shoving it in my ass.
Like are you crazy?
We should print out a fake one and just like prank people make them mad.
And then jerk each other off.
Yes, I'm down.
Okay, so what time is the mischief at?
I don't know. Does anyone know what time the mischief is?
Let me actually call Tifu right now.
Who do you think wins that by the way?
Tifu? You're fucking crazy by the way Chad.
If you think Tifu is not winning a 1v1 against Mick.
I think Mick wins.
Bro, Mick wins?
Ah, she bet money. We should bet money.
I actually think Tifu's gonna win.
come on Teeboo pick up the phone I know you're home hey Turner look what I'm
with hey Teeboo what's up Lacey Bacey yo we're live right now everyone's here
yo tomorrow I'm about to put money on the line are you gonna beat him are you
gonna beat me
yo yo I when you say let's break this on a screw I can't see him oh god yo are
you guys playing with turbo build oh it's real ol G oh god okay wait what
What time what time tomorrow
Yeah, but announce it bros people kid bro announce it right now so we can make sure we watch party and we get the clip please
I'm gonna be the classics see you tomorrow voice yeah listen 7 p.m. I'm dead for us I'm dead
ass serious I'm putting all my money okay listen cards at one okay we gotta go
a little earlier though 12 30 because you know why the sport I think we spark
our stream 11 11 30 and then we go to cars at like 12 30 to 1 Kain after cars
You know what the whole chat is going to be like, oh,
XQC pin, play code names, bro, never interrupt my intro.
Oh my God, put us into these barracks.
I'm going to play Keynes.
We're going to do, we're going to do chords.
And then after chords, we're going to do
Myth Tee-Foo Watch Party into In-N-Out.
Into In-N-Out.
In-N-Out.
In-N-Out.
Tomorrow's minimum 10 hour stream, bruv.
If not, may God kill us both.
All right, bro, thanks you hot box.
Wait, I'm staying on my ass.
Oh my God, I look you got some dude.
Damn my shit.
What?
My bad.
My bad.
My bad, bro.
I don't know, bro.
It's the first time I've seen my butt like that.
Yo, no bullshit though. I spent, I spent six bands on this.
Did I waste my money?
Don't lie for one second.
Did I waste my fucking money?
Or is this swaggy?
Is this swag?
I'm in a, I'm in a, yeah.
That bag is garbage?
Hold on, bro.
Yeah, you know how we call it?
Dior on my body.
I adore your Dior.
You know that shit or no?
You know that shit?
You know that shit or no?
No?
No?
Brady, who dressed better?
Ah.
That shit is actually ass.
Tongue, tongue, tongue, so whore bag.
Barak!
That bag is bigger than you.
All right, now we're just saying bullshit.
Now we're just saying bullshit.
Now we're just saying bullshit.
No bullshit, though, Chad.
I'm trying to move my setup.
Is that a bad idea or a good idea?
I really am debating, bro.
The way I'd wanna do it is I wanna move it to that wall.
So you see how it's aimed at that wall?
I would move my couch and I'd put my shelf behind it
and I'd put shit behind me
instead of it going towards the thing.
You have lighting autism, you're gonna do it anyway.
Bro, I just feel like the lighting in this room
is so fucking bad, facts are no.
Like it is so bad.
Right now it's good because it's fucking night time.
During the day it's garbage, bro.
I don't care what y'all say, bro.
It is garbage.
I don't care.
You know, I'll do it on stream.
I don't give a fuck.
I don't care.
I'll move my whole set up on stream.
I'm not crazy, bro.
I'm not fucking crazy.
I'm not fucking crazy.
I know I'm not crazy.
I know I'm not crazy, bro.
If I have to literally move my whole set up,
start my stream on it.
See if the lighting's good, and if it's bad, move it back.
I will fucking do it.
I don't care if I'm here for four hours,
going back and fucking forth.
You're dead ass delusional.
I'm not fucking delusional, bro.
Do I look crazy?
I was crazy once.
I'm not.
I'm not crazy.
I was crazy once.
I'm not crazy anymore, bro.
I'm not.
I'm not fucking delusional, bro.
Also, by the way, yo, why is it if I disappear
I'm streaming when I tell you guys I'm gonna be live late y'all start freaking out in the Twitter calm you fucking idiots
Just relax
Just fucking relax just fucking relax, bro
What did I miss what else before we move our setup before we anything also by the way
Do you guys want to hear my car or nah not really?
Yeah, really, bro. I added a down back on my order. It's perfect. What do you?
I'll show it after. What is this? Dub and Lays start becoming friends.
Twitter's my number one though.
Twitter's the best.
Yeah. You use Twitter, right? Jason, do you too?
Twitter's the best.
I don't.
Water, Chugai, whatever the fuck all that shit is.
Water? I didn't even heard it that way.
That's like, no, that's the sooner we seen it.
Yo, back in the day there was a website I used to go into. It was like called like GiniPig
or something like that. No, I'm not trying to be weird. No, I'm not trying to be weird.
It was like, I don't remember what it was.
It was like some, I don't know, bro.
No, not where, Lacey's calling me.
Yo.
Yo, Ron.
What's up?
I forgot to tell you we have to add a segment tomorrow.
Wait, what's the segment?
It's a holiday.
What's tomorrow?
It's Lacey Appreciation Day.
Ron?
What exactly do people do on Lacey Appreciation Day?
Go ahead and search up on Google. When is Lacey appreciation day? Go ahead. Search up on Google.
Rust go for it. There's no way. No way, right? Search it up. Why is it the first search?
Lacey Appreciation Day, 7 July 24th. It's an official, it's an official holiday.
The idea for everyone to give this speaker subscriptions, show love, donate money, and
be very nice all day. Community traditions involve cooking and posting videos of food on the grill.
Fans participate by sending subscriptions donations and positive message to the confident creator. Yes
So tomorrow we have to throw something on a gruel for these you appreciate it. Yes
Is there a stable and auto appreciation day there is no official appreciation day for stable and auto
Alright bro wait question two things
One, um, can you tell me one thing who's behind you right now getting water bottle?
Who is that?
What are you going on?
Oh, shit, anything? I'm gonna...
Little apple juice gonna have you shit on the toilet.
I don't learn about apple juice.
No, what are you rating by the way?
No, I'm rating by the way.
I'm going to raid this. I'm going to raid. I'm going to raid.
Is he after it?
So let me get this straight, right? Let me get this straight.
Let me get this straight. There's a lacy appreciation day.
Is anybody celebrating this?
Is anybody in the world celebrating this?
No. Hell no. No. God no. I'm gonna be honest with you. Tomorrow is Lacey Hate Day. We spread
hate, bro. Spread evilness. Your day is, your day is March 1st. Oh, National Pig Day. Why
Why the fuck would I be a pig, John's?
Why the fuck would I be a pig?
What does this have to do with me?
February 30th is Ronde.
Oh, let's check out what that is.
What day is February?
Oh, I'm just putting two and two together, bro.
February 30th isn't a date, is it?
February 30th isn't even a date, is it?
I'm like really putting, as I'm typing it out, bro,
I'm realizing that it's not even a fucking date.
It's not even a fucking date, bro.
That's very nice of you guys.
Oh, Ron, please shush.
I'm trying to sleep, following for one year,
and that's his first message.
This is what I talk about when I say
you guys are spreading this.
You know that, right?
I'm in a hard dance, I'm in a hard dance.
I need a movie, I need a movie.
I'm in a movie, I'm in a movie.
I'm in a cold, I'm in a movie.
I'm in a cold, I'm in a movie.
I need a hard dance, I need a hard dance, I need a movie.
I claim no negative energy and then you post a shake photo of me.
What is Ronnie Nets doing?
I need a movie, I need a movie, I need a movie.
Be honest, this is bad outfits.
Is this bad fits or no?
Be honest, this is bad fits.
Why are you eight in this?
All right, bro, who is this random kid?
Actually random kid, bro.
Dead ass.
Do another collab with Jigsie, y'all are funny.
We're doing a IRL stream, me, Loast, and Jinxie chain together soon.
Laysmogs.
When are y'all gonna drop that, bro?
The name game.
Judy.
Judy, Judy, Bo-booty.
Banana, Fana, Fafooty.
The name.
Yeah, now if I do this shit, y'all say cringe.
Cat looking sideways.
Dude's a dork.
What is my most viewed TikTok?
Oh my god, I'm ready to play!
I'm ready to play!
Chapter 6!
Chapter 6.
Oh my god. Wait.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Am I too old to be acting like this?
22 million views.
How does this have 16 million views?
There's so much I want to say.
What happened?
Yeah, yeah, jeez Louise, bro, jeez, little fucking wheeze, bro, even this one.
Oh, it's my tour!
Like Mario, bro, is this, is this good tiktok sale, or is Mario just a burger?
That's the way you need it.
This one's not bad.
Which means not bad, it's the best.
You can put this on a wheel, though, you think?
Like, something that can roll around?
Yeah.
Come on, let's get this on this one still right now.
Yeah bro, yeah man this is like, man TikTok's back then used to be so different, you could
upload straight bullshit and it would get views like...
Yo, can I ask a question?
I'm not kidding, Guam looks so good on me, I don't care what anyone says, I think I'm
going back.
Oh my god, I think I'm going back.
Like, it looks good on me bro.
It dead ass looks good on me.
The more I see it, the more I tell myself,
bro, I looked good.
Like I looked like not even good.
Like I looked sexy, like dead ass,
lays moms with the five gifted, you're bad, bro.
See you.
See you, bro.
See you later.
Not gonna miss you.
Say that much.
You wanna be Marlon so bad, brother.
I don't know what it is.
I just looked so good.
Like the more I see myself blonde,
the more I'm like, I feel like leaked.
I feel like y'all are trying to make it, so I look uglier so that you guys have more chance with women.
How does this have 7 million views? What is this?
Like Mario, what do you even know?
Like, deadass, is Mario my most valuable asset on my team?
Like, dead serious.
Moro who is one person uploading all these TikToks.
Holy shit, bro.
I'm gonna go get this!
Alright, bro, yeah, this is disgusting.
We gotta do another marathon like this.
This is when I played Mario Kart and it took me a whole day to get one win.
Should we run it back?
Should I do the same game with punishments? Or no?
Should I do the same game?
Ron, look at this.
R'kai bossed his barber after he gave him a terrible haircut. Say it all on God.
Mm-hmm.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Nope.
Yeah, it's late! Yeah!
Get down there, Nick, what?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, Nicko!
Don't fart this.
Stop!
Over a fucking haircut!
What? What? Don't fart!
Press it, press it! Press it! Press it!
Oh my God.
Oh, he had a glitch!
What?
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
How bad was the haircut?
How bad was the haircut?
Was it bad?
Was it a bad haircut?
It was really bad.
I mean, look at it.
It's calling me again.
Why is this hair?
There's no way this was real like just some understanding
This shit literally points downward it's like on a slope this shit was on a fucking like
Slope bro, like it's it's like sideways. It's going downhill, bro
Hey, bro, I'm not gonna lie
That's fucked up. Oh, he called the police department
Apologize
No sir, I'm so sorry sir my barber my barber Basie my barber mess my cut up
I thought the one like a sue them if I call the cops on all I very apologize sir
everything's fine sir and I mean anything like that sir
Yeah, I saw on Twitter. I don't know what it was I saw like I don't really care for
like drama or nothing like that I saw the Clover boys on my Twitter and it was
like they were arguing and fighting what the fuck happened bro did something
like crazy happen like is it fake or is it real like I don't know I get could
made it now bro like I opened up Twitter and it was like it was like them
fighting yeah I saw people say it's just content it's just content it's just
content
Oh
Is this the clerk
I'm not reacting to a girl
Over a girl
No.
I'm gonna kill him.
No, I'm going to kill him.
No, I'm gonna kill him.
No, I'm gonna kill him.
No, I'm gonna kill him.
And then out of the right corner we just see Suburbaby coming with the airsoft dog just
shooting everyone.
Come on y'all.
What's going on bro?
What happened?
What did I miss?
What happened bro?
Bro, I apologize for calling you short.
What is this glitch?
What am I opening bro?
And seeing that
Bro, I don't care that Wendy called me short. I
Was just confused of why she said that explained a lot when I've been nothing but nice recently
Why did she say that make this face what did I do what did I do
You're being short, but it was a joke
I'm so sorry
Sure, and I love them and we respect short teams
And um, it's it's better if you've learned to talk about it then
I'm not as sad. I was just confused, dude.
Yes, no, she made an apology.
Bro, I don't actually care. I don't actually care.
I was just literally just asking why you said that.
Benji did it too? No, I know Benji.
Guys, a freaking clown.
Benji, Paul.
Yeah, what the fuck is this, bro? I don't need apologies.
Like, what is this?
Okay, you think it's gonna hurt my feelings? No, but first of all, I'm also not sure funny enough y'all
I'm I'm five nine. Is that even short like generally serious is that even short?
Is that sure?
I'm five time though
I'm five nine
I'm not 5'7", alright fine y'all, I'm 5'7", actually real height, expose, you caught
me yellow dude with hands up, I'm 5'7", but when I put it on shoes, I'm still 5'7".
Alright, hey chat about Wendy, I'm gonna see you pretty sure soon because she's actually
part of the teams I'm pretty sure for the streamer games.
So this fake beef equals funny because I'm not going to react if it's fake.
Streaming is not an opportunity where you get it and you fumble and then it normally gets to come back.
Normally once it's gone it's dead. If you can cancel it or you lose your career, you're done.
Unless you're stable Ronaldo.
You cannot always be the clip.
You've met someone bigger than me and my moves are dead.
Ora, why is Bill calling me?
Yo, Bill, what's up dude?
What's up man?
What's up bro?
How you doing today bro?
I'm doing good. How are you?
Then you know other stuff
Nothing much, bro, I'm just chilling. How are you good?
Go ahead
Can we do a fortnight won't be one hundred
hundred ninety nine hundred ninety nine okay so you already said it wrong okay so
all right whatever that team is called where you try to beat me to a hundred
before I get to ninety nine five get to a hundred and I'm at ninety nine right
sure Bill I'll I'll do that with you pick a date bro I am pretty busy this
weekend you want to do it sometime next week
Oh, you give me a day to go for it. See, I'm just a little black boy.
Who's on the earth? You know, you actually have a like mistake.
What does that have to do?
Why are you saying my government where I'm from, Bill?
What's, uh, yo, save that shit for me, the off stream.
You're saying my government and where I'm from. You're leaking.
You're leaking, Bill. Listen.
Oh, I'm leaking. Wait, that's leaking.
Listen, Bill, let's figure it out.
Sometime next week, I'm a thousand percent locked right now.
to figure out if I'm doing this human agent this weekend or if I'm moving it
to next week so if I'm not doing it I possibly could do it on Sunday if I am
doing this I'm gonna have to visit you
Sunday I can't because Sunday I'm gonna become Dominican for a day
you know what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck are you
what what what are you yo are you gonna be at the Dominican Parade in New York
next month it's this Sunday say on God it's the Sunday
I might have to go to holy I'm not gonna be here the eighth though I push back
The first one the first one is better. I'm telling you. Yeah, I know
Am I valid in the Bronx though, am I valid you think?
Yo, Bill you're like literally smaller than me. What are you talking about?
What shooters you have though what shooters Paw Patrol like yo, who are your shooters, bro
Yeah, I already know the last time I went to New York I created an op his name is red puffer
bro he created like this whole he created like this whole thing bro. Yeah
Listen Bill let's set up something for the next week also I'm coming to
New York City sometime in August towards the end of August. I'm doing a part two stream while I'm out there
I'm pretty sure Madi and Reem are coming you're welcome to join
Okay, so if I if I win I'm probably never gonna see a dollar because you're gonna scam me and then
Yeah
How good are you at coordinate how good are you?
Are you on the game right now
Sometimes I forget that you're like a little ass kid who plays for night all day and picks your nose
Listen bro, we're gonna figure out a time
Yes, bro, I'm gonna let you know next week. I'm telling you, I'm not gonna bail. I just
told you I wouldn't. I already texted you saying I wanted to also.
Oh, no, I don't know. I moved down for the $199 whatever that should be.
No, dude, it's a $99.00 is what it's called. Okay, you want to do $99.00, are you down?
Yes.
For the $1,000.00.
Sure bro, we'll figure it out the day happens.
Thank you for the five man of data.
It's probably been really, really great.
I bet.
All right bro, I'm gonna see you soon.
Yo Bill, how do you do that by the way?
Do what?
Make your breath smell like your ass.
Ha ha ha ha.
Hung up the fuck phone.
Oh!
Yup!
You think I'm still editing?
What is this, bro?
What is that?
Yeah.
Yeah.
We did ask Bill.
How?
Okay.
Now that Schumer University is over, how old is Bill?
Deadass was convinced I got manipulated into thinking he was dead ass
Like I dead ass thought he was 17. Like I got told every single day. He's 13
Gitch
8 p.m. Eastern
8 p.m. Eastern got it 8 p.m. East. Yo, Edward. What's good bro? They were 42 months. What's up, dude?
Wait 8 p.m. Eastern is what time my time bill?
What time is that my time? Oh, so we have a lot of time
Swim a lot of time. All right, easy, easy. What in the fuck is this?
Corboy's official streamer university picture day photos. Who cleaned up the best? Lacey,
Adapt, Stumbleberto, Marlon, Jason, or Silky? Lowkey me. Lowkey me. This is like, this is
like sexy on the bottom left and this is like disgusting. Like what is this, bro? I
don't be honest with you, bro. I look good, bro. I look good. Y'all can hate me on you
one, bro. I look a little bit bloated, but yeah, why is Soki look so serious, bro? Like
you already graduated college 15 years ago. Like you don't have to fucking, you don't
gotta like do this shit, you know what I'm saying? You don't gotta do this shit, bro.
What is this?
Which face is my real one?
Like why?
This has no audio.
This awkward ass fucking clip.
This is just like awkward, bro.
What was I even doing in 2020?
Like I'm not even kidding.
I don't ever want to go back to 2020.
I was just doing the most bullshit shit ever, bro.
Dead serious.
So my life's been just a thousand times more
But the guy won't tell me
I'm saying I'm in love with you more
I actually just hate these edits, bro
You know why, bro?
I hate these edits because I get a text from my girl
after stream saying there's so many girls
that reach out to me, they she-
My girl checks my DMs and she's like,
why is there so many girls that reach out to you, bro?
And the worst part is you ladies aren't slick either.
Like, why do y'all all message me always at 4AM?
Like, are y'all going-
I got like overthinking late at night going crazy in the pants or what like I'm not trying to even be like
descriptive but like you start thinking and this is like DM stable Ronaldo good times
We would love to go to Japan aware phase funding aware
How much you guys aware aware? Oh, by the way, I still have these jeans from banks
Should I give them back to banks? I don't know if he wants them back or shall I list them on grounds or should I keep them?
Look at this shit
Yo, how much are these pants they're like chrome
They're like chrome pants. I've never seen them, but
They're like chrome like he got me these bro, but how much already
They low-key fit me too
I mean, I'll give them back to banks. I don't really care bro. I feel bad. He bought me these I think for my birthday
These are $11,000 that's like a oh five Honda for real
So, I'm gonna be honest with you, $11,000 for pants.
Is that a waste of money?
Looks like I got a campsite on.
I need a movie, I need a movie.
I mean, they're not bad, bro.
I got like, I got junk in my trunk.
Where's that Asian guy that collects chrome hearts?
Send it to his wife.
No, look at my penis.
Stop being the guy that said little ass shit in his pants.
I'll be honest with you guys.
I don't know about y'all.
I'm a grower.
I'm not a shower.
One God.
When I take off my pants, I actually get embarrassed.
My penis is like the size of my pinky.
No bullshit.
My penis is dead ass the size of my pinky.
Like, I'm just being honest, bro.
It's nothing crazy.
It's nothing crazy.
That's got a text message from my lawyer.
He said, put that little shit away.
We believe you.
Ron, would you ever stream on YouTube?
Okay, so here's the thing.
If I'm multi-stream on YouTube, do you think that's a good idea or a bad idea?
The only reason sometimes I think it's a bad idea is like, what if it's like two different
chats?
Like I feel like I should multi-stream here and there, facts or no.
Like if I'm doing a marathon, like there's no shame in multi-streaming, right?
I
See my mommy good night should I try it right now at war? No, should I try it right now?
Would it be bad to try it right now or no
Wow. Yes, do it. Wait, what? How bad is YouTube chat like 1 through 10? Do you even make money
off YouTube chat? Who's the one who multistreams? Does Jixi multistream every day? Like, is
this even worth it? Let me call him. I wonder how big a YouTube audience is. What if I have
I have like exclamation mark 2023.
James, you pick up the phone.
James, you pick up the phone.
Phantom does it?
Kai does it?
Yo!
I'm live right now. Quick question.
Yeah, I'm live right now. I did a late night sport.
Nice man, that's full time or shit.
Yeah, what you doing right now, bro?
I'm chilling. Just chilling. What are you doing?
I just said I'm starting my stream. Question!
Yo, multi-streaming on YouTube. What is that like? I'm about to try it.
Um, compared to Twitch, it is ass because if there's three seconds of any music, your entire bot gets copyrighted.
Oh god, that's terrible.
So I got no ad, wait, how, okay, be honest, that should make a lot of money though.
Uh, YouTube? Yeah, it does get like, YouTube ads pay better than Twitch ads, it's just like...
The music part is the only part that's terrible.
So, if I don't have any music, I could be making way more.
Yeah, yeah, if you don't have any music, for sure.
Wait, how does an audio splitter work? My whole chat's saying audio splitter.
Um, I don't know, I think speed does that. I don't know, I don't know how to do it though, to be honest.
I just kind of like, I just wig it, I mean sometimes I make zero bucks, but it's like, I don't...
really mine because a lot of people like don't have twitch and they just
are like so fucked. They're actually the most humble person I ever broke.
I'm not even kidding. Thank you bro. I'm not even kidding man. You're just, we love you
bro. Deadass, seriously, we love you Jinx. Yo, you ready for chain together bro? You see
Los's announcement? Yeah, so me, you, Los, chain together, chain together,
in person, chain together. How the fuck is that gonna work?
The chain together part in person might be like actually being
chain to like Loose and you, that sounds, or that sounds rough.
But I'm down.
So is it going to be possible to do that with Loose or is he
going to like bug out like 15 hours on the street?
He brought it up in text.
He said, because I said I wanted to chain together.
Um, and then he aired it for like months.
Do you remember classic?
I texted him today and he said he's down and he was his idea
to like get a house like in New Jersey and like rent a place and
do IRL.
So my question to you is, do you want to do the Us 3 or do you want to add a 4th, because they said adding a 4th would be harder.
It would probably be way over, I mean, we could, I would assume, how long does chain together take if there's like three good players?
Everyone's actually never saying just Us 3. If it's just Us 3, the thing is you've never played it, right?
Never, never touched that game, no. I wanted to.
And then Lois probably has never touched the game ever.
ever and I'm the one who beat it and it took me 18 hour 20 something hours to
be there me max jason lazy yes wait jinxie have you ever played only out
I will figure it out, bro. We'll figure out a time
Also, by the way, I'm gonna see this sugar games, bro
I think it's me Jason so far
No, you want to see what's pumped yeah, I wish you the best of luck. Oh, we're not teams got a mess and look what you're going against
Look what you're going against kid
Yeah, I got tweeted so it is.
It's me, Maya, nice wig, cutie Cinderella, Katie B. And then your, your team is Tyler
one more. Yo knows and Joe
yes we have Joe and Tyler.
know this you know Joe like
a track and there's a track
competition. Joe ran track.
You got my stream open.
No. Yes I have.
No let me.
You forgot you forgot who else
ran track two miles ago.
Let's do this.
What was I even doing back then hold on
where is it?
Where did I get dunking donuts?
How did I get dunking?
You know my mile time is pretty fast though. No bullshit
I'm not 14 minutes and 32 seconds
That's fucking terrible. That's horrible. That's like awful.
Knock him out.
If you're trying to get high school, if you're trying to get over a 10-minute mile, they were immediately just cut from the team.
I mean, it didn't matter how...
Brother, the average mile for a 24-year-old, 23-year-old is probably 14 minutes.
What is the average mile time for age?
Say I'm capping, when I was in fifth grade,
I ran a six minute mile, I was like a unit.
Now I'm like fat, I might run like a 10 minute mile.
But when I was in sixth grade, I ran a fucking,
I ran a six minute mile in fifth grade.
I was a fucking unit.
I'm plump for this, I haven't done, dude,
I haven't done physical activity outside.
No, you know what's crazy?
I know it's hard to believe I haven't done
any physical activity in the last like three years.
No, no, no, I swear, I'm actually serious.
Like I'm genuinely, no I'm actually serious too.
Like I actually am serious.
I believe you bro, I 100% believe you.
Bro, I haven't done like physical activities man.
Sit aside from when I train for soccer, that was it.
I haven't done any of this shit ever.
You excited for tomorrow by the way?
Wait, what is tomorrow?
G.H.
Oh my God, it's T. Booper Smith.
I fucking knew there was something about that.
They said 8 p.m. Eastern
Of course brother, jeez. Oh tomorrow by the way also it's Lacey it's national Lacey appreciation that
I think Lacey did yeah, I think Lacey did
Hi, bro, I'm gonna see you soon right
Yeah, I'll see you tomorrow for the uh watch party and bro have a good show man
Oh thank you bro, can you hit one rare one?
Bro, I don't even run that bad bro like look at this
I won't get through this
Holy shit you can run it so fast
What was I doing for contact bro?
Like what was I actually doing for contact?
I'm moving for Gail.
Oh my god he's moving.
Like brother what was I doing like?
Who was recording one of my fucking friends from high school?
What time are we at?
I was running for Gail Lewis.
They said Ron, you don't have to say it, we don't fuck with you.
They said Ron, they said Ron you can't do it, I said I can do it.
I'm going to carry the lob, I'm going to finish the race.
14 minutes and 30 seconds
It's...
Bah!
Rap this shit up, doc.
Wait, Joe Bartrand? Joe Bartrack?
Two mile special.
Is it Gige?
What's going on guys?
Joe Barr here.
As you can see we're standing on a track.
It's hot as balls outside and we're going to be doing...
We've been doing the same body.
Combined today for two million subs.
I wanted to thank you guys.
You know the sport's been massive.
Never thought the growth would be where it is.
What the fuck?
Five seconds and forty yards dash?
five here
Okay, y'all will believe this I can run a 4 4.2. I can run a 4.2
For except I got a 475
I can't watch the recording back. No, I'm dead serious. I can run a 4.2
Was this
Is that hard?
Oh fucker, dude!
Bro, y'all treat me like I'm, like, disabled, bro, like I can't do shit.
Pause, that sounded crazy, but you know what I mean, bro.
Oh, Pepsi types in my chat 4.2 minutes, go fuck yourself, Pepsi.
Haven't chipped a hurdle since what, 2019?
Oh fucker, dude, no!
Maybe I don't have it in me anymore.
Bro, I'm telling you bro, y'all are gonna be surprised. Clip this right now. Streamer games. August 1st, August 2nd.
You're gonna remember this clip. I'm gonna be the MVP of the fucking All Stars team. You're gonna remember this clip.
You're dead ass gonna remember this clip. I'm gonna dominate Archery, I'm gonna dominate basketball, I'm gonna dominate track, whatever it might be.
Remember this clip, bro. Dead ass series, remember this clip. You're gonna look like a turd coming out of an ass. Okay?
Nice, bro. Nice. I don't know what that means, bro.
You... What does that say? Yeah, and pigs can fly like you.
That's the Bernardo W.
Like, why?
We have the same body.
Also, by the way, why the fuck does...
Who the fuck is this?
It's like I'm not kidding man. This is what I mean when I say AI is not gonna take over the world
We're just gonna run out of water. What's gonna happen is we're just gonna run out of water because y'all are using it on actual bullshit
Like on actual fucking bullshit, bro
Like on actual bullshit silky made a song
That shit really hurt, but I wasn't the kid, cause that shit made it work
And I put that dick all in my throat, in my eyes, you already know
Yeah, I made that nigga die, know he ain't wanna do it, but I did it fast
So I took the dick and I put that shit in my butt
And he nutted it in my butt, and that nigga really did it
And he did it, oh, did it, and I'm on the fucking beat
Your bitch wanna sub me, but I suck that nigga meat
I suck up with the dick, yeah, I suck the dick good
Did he wanna go back to the fucking hood, and I take the fucking hockey
Put it in his ass, put it in his ass, and I make that shit fly
Said he really made me smarter, and he really made me knock in our-
AI didn't even exist in 2021, yep
He went inside that nigga big ol' butt, and nigga's gonna pop with me, but no, you cannot do that
It's not a-
Like, brother, what is-
That's will? That's silky?
That's silky.
Keep how you used to play basketball.
give it
give it
I have a good idea
I want you to fail for a year straight now look
now they all on my dick, you see them right behind me?
y'all got to be on my dick
give it
first shot first mate
if I don't I'll kill myself
I'll kill myself
green
fuck boy
fuck boy
hey you alive
You're alive!
You're alive!
Hey, you can do everything you want, like your life is on the line!
If I miss this, I kill myself!
Oh, what?
Yeah, this was actually insane, this arc, because, one, ten minutes after this, someone like,
fake shot up the fucking court who remembers this, we all ran.
And then number two, we did a training arc, because we were supposed to verse A and P two years ago.
What a fucking era.
Remember we were dead ass training like every single week.
I miss this era bro.
I actually do sometimes but no nostalgia we move on life moves.
You can stop jerking off.
You can stop fingering your ass.
You can stop going outside.
You can stop cutting the grass.
But one thing that moves and it moves way too fast.
You cannot stop the future and you cannot stop the past.
Yeah, you like that, yeah, a little bit of a thing right there, yeah, because yeah, it's
a play on words, you know what I'm saying?
You can't stay, yeah, you can't.
So basically what I was trying to say is you can't control time, time controls you.
You got to just keep moving, you know what I'm saying?
What are we going to do?
Sit back, look back and be like, damn bro, I miss the good old days.
What if we're in the good old days?
And you don't even know you're in the good old days and when the good old days pass when you look back later on in life
You're like damn was I in the good old days for our way you're talking about the good old days in the good old days
You don't even realize that you're in the good old days
You know talk about because there's a time where all of us yet me you wrong black ops to your friend went live on
Xbox 360 you see yo blah blah blah is now online on Xbox 360 you spam invite him
Now you don't even know what he is. Where is he?
We don't know. We don't know where he's at. Last online, 15 years ago. Last online,
nine years ago. Hey, bro, I'm gonna get on the game tomorrow. Never to be seen.
I still wonder where you are, visible track. I still wonder, bro, I miss you.
This would be inspirational if it was David Goggins, not stable Ronaldo.
Why did you put my name in quotes?
What?
Rest in peace, Ron.
We will fucking remember you.
I'm not dead.
I'm not dead.
Lacey is cooked.
They see it's gonna let me control him for 24 hours and I am going to make his life a living hell
To get back to the segment chat
Yeah, Bill should do a segment where he takes him to a train track and then just pushes him on to ongoing train traffic
Like what a train just comes by and just shove him on that ass that would actually be cinema that would that has to be cinema
Ray reveals that his brand new Lamborghini
years had you just broke down. Long story short,
Lofi was driving the car yesterday because I wasn't in the mood to drive it.
Went to Waffle House. Boom. First gear. Boom. Second gear. Boom. Third gear. Big pop. Pop.
Big gas pop. My son pop. Engine light pop out.
Drive system malfunction. Oh God
Nothing nothing crazy nice special
That's a course on
Turn it back to normal. This is why you don't just like to your cars
I know people like tuning their cars, but bro. I don't know if you don't go to the right, dude
They fuck up all your shit like dead serious like people fuck up cars so easily like all these shops
Live I don't care how good a shop is no shop doesn't write ever so you got to find one that doesn't to an extent that's good
That's ironic brother my cars used to get fucked up too. I'll be honest with you my car used to get fucked up
Bro, my GLE literally exploded. It had an oil leak. That's why I have to get rid of it
That's why I have to get rid of it like I had to buy a Lamborghini because you guys told me to unknown army spot
I'll train him like a Pokemon. What is this? Who is this in honey of contact with him?
Lost media. Do you think unknown even thinks of me? Like, do you ever think he like sits
back and be like damn I wonder what Rob's doing right now dead ass no lol you're a dork
all righty I'm not a dork he made you that's not what I asked um that's not what I fucking asked
yo Laze can you come upstairs with the samsung Laze are you watching
Lace also by the way chat on this dude Lace text me walls at the movie theater
and he hit me with yo I'm trying to redeem the Kaniyia combo does he know
aware we're waiting on him what is this jump somebody just dropped it
Yo, Lacey wants to be there too.
I'm gonna be honest with you.
Yeah, you can't bail, bro.
That's why I didn't bail.
Lacey, are you coming up?
You said that.
21st.
No, I never said that.
Why are you listening to this?
I'm good, man.
So good.
Oh.
I don't know.
Baby, baby.
I don't know.
Yeah.
21st.
Yeah, yeah.
That's wild.
That's actually wild.
Yeah, where's Lacey, bro?
Should I call him? Should I see if he's even gonna come?
How much do you want to bet that Samsung's now charged?
Over on your check.
Yo bro, you got the Samsung or no?
Oh shit.
Wait, start it? Start it. I'll put the POV on you.
Let's flip the camera show you're like do the do what you just did
Do like triple Cheds
What a breath.
Hey, do you live here?
What's up, dude?
Hey, do you live here?
Yeah, bro.
I'm just chilling.
What's up?
All you live here?
Yeah, I'm just chilling my pain.
What's up, man?
What's up, dude?
Yo, Todd.
Yeah, I'll do it.
Yeah, I'll tell you.
I'm just doing a joke, too.
Hmm?
Well, you know.
It's been a while, bro.
I was talking about, oh, by the way, do you think it's just swaggy or no?
It's pretty nice.
$6,000. Yeah, I see.
But you don't say the price, though.
Look, you see, it's got good room for shit, you know what I'm saying?
It's like, it's like, it's like some travel shit.
And then, and then when I want, I can just be on some, like,
You know what I'm saying, bro?
You know what I'm saying?
That's nice.
Go on.
Hold your other for a reason.
It's a moving day.
What are you saying, bro?
What do you think from a viewer's perspective?
This wall, okay?
Close your eyes, but imagine.
Imagine this wall.
The TV, or the stand.
The thing is just this wall,
and instead of a quench,
instead of the couch,
it's all of this moved behind me.
And look, the lighting,
oh, seriously, you gotta listen to me.
The fuck did I just fall on?
I just rolled my ankle with this.
Yo, imagine it just like that way.
You see the light there, right?
You see it or no?
Surviving of being serious.
So like what's-
Dude, cameras on your face you want.
The wall?
What's going to be your bathroom?
The wall?
How I had it at Brawlbone, how I had it at the Westay, I just flipped this that way but I put the shelving ship behind me.
I don't have to see it, I don't know. I feel like it's kind of just all just...
I don't want to move my whole desk. It's not going to look good.
Do you think it'll look good or no?
I don't know. It'll just be something different. It'll probably be nice because it's different.
Like, do I make the switch chatter? No.
Because I'm trying to think. I'm not going to have much space out out here because then also here I could have my TV
I could bring it up to state-aiders. They're saying no, they're saying yes, I
Got a sun stretch in my ass
But Rose the Sun
The Sun always fucks my face. That's me blackout curtains, bro
That's really not black. No, it's L. Oh
Oh, it like broke. It broke off. It just fucking L
But I'm trying to say is like, if I aim it this way though, would that look good?
It'd be perfect light.
No, it'd be perfect light, because look, these go down on me.
You see that?
No, people call me crazy.
I'm not serious.
I mean, it's on top of that.
You see?
Look, there's no lights here.
It's just one big light.
All the lighting is right here.
Look, there's a quadrant of it.
I'm trying to tell you.
Yeah, you can see all of it.
So what should I do?
Should I do it?
I don't know.
I'm trying to tell you.
I'm trying to tell you.
I'm trying to tell you.
I'm trying to tell you.
I'm trying to tell you.
I don't know it's kind of it's I wouldn't just for this to cancer like I'd this is the type of thing like I wait till
I'm so beyond fed up for the plan with kill myself
Digging in your butt
It's so itchy I don't get it I actually don't get it
Before I move it you want to hear my dog yeah
Sure.
Yo, just so y'all know, any ladies here on streaming, please have your shirts on.
Alright.
Can I make sure the lights are on first to walk away?
I like the lights, bro.
Like, if there's lights on, something's wrong, you know what I'm saying?
I think I'm nice to see this.
Look at that. Destroy lonely album cover.
Yes, it.
Now listen, anyone's gonna say,
Oh, bro, don't rev it on a cold start, whatever it is.
Bro! Who the fuck is that?
Hello?
Who the fuck was that?
Who is that?
Sayid.
Can you see him?
No, it's too dark.
Who the fuck are you?
Can't see shit.
Hello?
what are you doing what is that huh what is this
Can I try it?
Uh, it's not safe.
What do you mean, it's not safe?
It's not voice screwed up.
Are you fucking fraud? You smell like weed.
Like, what are you listening to? I got it.
It's my s-
He's listening to my s-
Yeah, bro, good job, bro.
Hey, what is going on?
What is going on?
Let me raise.
There it is.
Yeah, bro, this is what it sounds like, bro.
Let me know what you think.
Let me know if it sounds like dude, you know what I'm saying?
All right, let's see.
This is what it sounds like cold stuff, though, right?
All right.
All I do is put down pipes.
Let me know if it sounds like a lawnmower, okay?
Yeah, let's see.
I'm just holding on!
Yeah, I'm just holding on!
Yeah!
Yeah, I'm just waiting!
Yep!
Yeah, do the thing!
Sounds pretty good.
That's pretty nice, yeah?
Yeah, sounds good.
That's better than the vacuum that we got going on.
So now when you take it out you can just, you know, maybe give it some gas.
Give it some gas.
My civic sounds better.
Alright
Dude
Some bullshit and forget it. I shouldn't even say it
I was gonna ask if you saw YBG's new job. It's his new job. Cameraman for Jason, what?
You know what I'm trying to say? You know what I'm changing it up? I'm actually getting inspired.
I'm doing I'm doing change universe change. Yeah, so now that we're doing he's getting worse
You know streamers more that this I'm gonna be basically taking instead of streamers to my university
I'm gonna be looking on Google for people who are plumbers or electricians
I'm gonna be taking the machine. Okay. That's pretty good. I'm driving more streamers. Take blue collars in the streaming
I know it's here. Hello?
Hello?
Sounds like ramen.
Please.
John really got tired. I know it's actually insane. Sam, I look you predicted that as sure, but you I kept saying you're done, buddy.
Actually, I look you kind of put that in the air. Am I a devil? That means the block is hot though, like, some block.
You wouldn't jack me.
Listen now.
You're all right
Hello
Hello
Who is that?
Fuck hello
Maybe dolla don't record. I don't think like Darla's car
This is fucking honking
Don't know we see we're pop a tire
That's the whole point, yeah we can't think like that you see how I'm thinking negative
already.
Yeah just a good idea of that idea.
This is weighing out the outcomes, I'd say.
No.
No, 1,000 dollars off.
5,200 dollars.
Holy shit, you're sitting in my summer maybe over here.
Who's in here, huh?
He's working.
He's working, come on.
What are you doing here?
Oh, it's okay.
And if you're straight, why did this work?
You don't want to shut up?
I did your stream fucking watch taxi play Fortnite and play 2k.
No, doll is waiting outside. I just walked outside.
She hunked out and I thought you were out there.
No, we were in here.
I don't know.
It's the fourth quarter of an hour. I can't be right now.
Ooh, thunder. Is that Geara Reeves or whatever he plays there?
What's your name?
Austin Reeves.
Oh, Lacey.
Bro, you know what I fucking, Jason saw the heat,
the guy from the heat that got traded the bucks today?
Jamie, something?
Jamie Foxx.
Did you have to go team shit?
Jamie Foxx.
There was Jamie Foxx.
It actually was.
18 seconds left.
Can you do it?
Football.
Bang nice 53 55, but you need a point you need two points come on lacy you need your points
The cocoa's out of here
That dog way
The broadcast
No
No, oh fuck, Lacey you need 4 points in 9 seconds.
Lacey you need 5 points in 9 seconds.
Come on Lacey, you need and 1 alley-oop foul.
LeBron, no!
Dude, you're fucking bot.
Shake your aides, you could've stood out harder.
Shake your aides, you could've stood out harder.
Shake your aides, you could've stood out harder.
HM5, you're gonna be kicking his kneecap in the house.
You know, it's a social sg8 bitch, dude.
I thought he was gonna be good.
Have you seen Odyssey, Darla?
Guess what Travis Scott does.
No. What?
Yeah.
Alright.
Let's see here.
Alright, here's the before and after, alright?
I'm gonna show my light-
Why did I just get a bat signal transition outlaw?
I'm not fucking batman.
I'm not fucking batman, bro.
This is the before.
You know, this is the before.
You know what I'm saying?
So this is going to be after.
You ready?
This is like so cancer to do.
Brother, how'd it work?
No, I'm just saying, like, moving your setup,
Like moving anything separately there's always so aids, but imagine how good this looks. Yeah, it could look good. All right first things first
This is the team bonding answers by the way. This is gonna test your intellectual ability
This is gonna test your skill. Nice. This is gonna test our friendship. Nice. This is good. Okay first things first
What are we gonna do?
I don't know what we're gonna do to that or move the trash
Okay, so first thing check and we're gonna pick up the trash like so and we're gonna take you to the hallway
I'm going to make it other people's problems, okay?
That's good, actually.
So I'm going to just put it right here and hold it someone, excuse him, I'm going to hold it someone fixes it.
Next thing, we got to start moving things one by one, okay?
So it's a little bit of aids, but it'll all be worth it in the end.
So, first thing we're doing is we're gonna move that over there, move dirty socks, move these heels.
You don't need these heels, right? I mean, sure, I'm gonna let him in the trap if he can't hang up.
Here's some stuff, but does that matter?
Hatter?
Dude, pardon.
Okay, now this is gonna become a hard part of it.
We gotta move this.
Oh, shh.
But do you want to take the cover with you?
Yeah, look, it's 200 IQ.
All right, now the actual hard part, the $10,000 couch, $10,000, is 10 bands, wait where
am I going to put this, there, I was going to put the TV there, do you think we can
lift 180 pound TV, not the stand and everything that's on it, Chad where do I put the couch,
You can put it up on your balcony.
Can we even move this? How heavy is this?
Oh fuck!
I think I'm a strong man.
Alright.
You could just put it on your bed.
Do you think this will, what?
Do you think this will damage the wood under us?
Finally, it's from China.
Holy shit, look how much space there is now.
You've seen the finish it, right?
Okay, that doesn't look too bad. A couch in the middle of the room? Is that what's that
about? I don't know. I just finished first. I feel like, okay, so imagine a bar, the TV's
there, and the couch is towards the TV. Are you just putting yourself in there? There's
something like that. They're saying, yeah, that's actually the cuck couch. Alright. Okay,
What even is this? Why do I have a stewie griffin to it?
Also, by the way, one of these GARG17s maybe is a long time ago, they're chrome pants.
Okay, really?
Probably like 15 bands.
How do you think that's fit?
I want to give them to Goodwill, I think.
You should, bro, actually.
That'll be someone's like, insane find.
You know what's insane on OneFound?
What?
My mom texted me.
She said, I'm dead serious.
She found a go-yard bag and goodwill for $20 and ended up being real.
That's an insane find.
She sent me a phone number. I swear to God.
That's insane, Paul.
If it's real too.
Okay, it had a certificate in the bag.
What the fuck is this? Why do I keep this from POIs?
Like, what the fuck is this thing supposed to do?
Is this supposed to make me lose weight?
Get this shit out of here. Sorry, do you ever made this on P.L. Box? Count it on.
Get that someone else's problem. Alright.
Jack, once you get this clear, what you want to do is you want to move everything.
So, you see the refrigerator?
You moved it.
Hold on.
Hold on.
All right.
Ew, what is all this shit under the floor?
What the fuck, I'm out of breath.
We can't find me a bridge.
Jeez.
Can you do this?
me do this like I think that's typical that's not a bad shot at all
Next time, come on.
This steps important.
Alright?
You don't need a pen.
So that's how to get you.
No.
We can get all around on the door.
Take all of this, like this, and we're going to hibernate it.
Just relax. Everybody just be calm.
You know what I'm saying?
Let's get a W on the chat.
Look at that, they're into some basketballs.
Not bad, eh?
Well, I had to do a little squandering while I was right here.
Alright.
Evil.
Alright, next thing.
Oh fuck, I didn't expect to get this far.
Oh my god.
Okay the most strategic move, no no I'm serious, you gotta listen to her.
Oh my god I'm an idiot.
If I have my desk here facing this way, where's the outlets?
Because the outlets are behind me.
You didn't make a centering cord.
Wait, did I use portables?
Behind the fridge.
I mean technically, yeah.
But then I blew through my fridge.
Do I have any quarters of- oh shit!
Hit him!
How do I make that reach there?
Top ten oral moments!
And then...
Run!
Run!
Run!
Shit!
That goes in here, and then those cores there.
All right, ready?
Here we go.
I'm going to say goodbye.
All right.
Peace out, y'all.
And now, let me shut down the light.
Now we're locked in.
OK, listen, drop out.
I will see if you were here right now, OK?
This is probably going to go on YouTube,
and it's going to be titled, I Moved Out of the Core House.
We're probably going to click there.
OK, listen, I mean, everyone has smashed that fucking like
button right now with your fucking, what are we thinking
here?
What are we thinking here?
Not my thumb.
Everyone's got a thumb.
Guys, if you're watching the video right now,
take your right kneecap,
shout out to disabled people,
and smash that,
get a good life, right?
Smash it.
If you smash it, drop a ice smash it.
Okay, did you smash it?
Did you fucking smash it?
Did you fucking smash it?
Did you fucking smash it?
All right, let's fucking do this shit, all right?
Now, the most strategic way,
Cron, how would someone with the brain do this?
We're gonna push every day.
Okay, let's just push it all at once.
No, I'm serious, you gotta listen to me.
You gotta listen to me, just listen.
We're gonna push it, okay?
First things first.
Gotta move this cup in too.
I want this cup in.
You're right, I'm gonna do this.
Okay, first things first, unplugging everything.
You don't wanna get, oh, let's get you there!
Okay, you gotta unplug everything.
So I'm gonna plug that, lights out.
Next up.
We've run into an issue, okay?
The Wi-Fi box is going into that.
All right?
But, that doesn't stop.
Wait, only God?
No.
What the fuck's going on?
We haven't been wired.
Wait, I've been on normal life for this whole time.
Okay, alright, we're unplugging everything. Here it goes.
Everything is unplugged. PC shouldn't turn on.
Now, here comes the hard part.
Do you remember any of my cable management?
Me neither. Let's start unplugging.
Out!
Out!
Out!
Out!
Wait, I fucked up.
Out!
Out!
Out!
Fuck it.
Wait.
Bro, my fucking thumbs are too big to unmodel.
It's hitting the side, I fucking saw the sphinder!
Here we go.
Alright.
First thing smart.
We're going to move.
It's easy.
Alright.
Easy.
Second date.
This is the hard part.
Alright, I need you to grab that side.
Okay.
We're going to do this slowly.
Let me think about this.
Now here is where it can get difficult.
Guys, drop it on the stairs if you're scared right now.
Oh, there we go.
Okay.
Okay, when I say pull, you're going to pull.
No, no, it's a jager.
Alright, ready?
Remember, we can be doing all this for nothing. We might have to come back.
Alright, ready? Let's begin.
Slowly, slowly, pause.
We're running too much. What is all this cables?
Here's a lot of baggage.
Hold on.
Hold.
Hold.
Okay.
You see what we're gonna do? I work.
Shut the fuck up.
No need to put a man down boys.
Or you can have it.
What the shit?
I think it's just this stuff.
That I'll have to move.
Slowly push, right?
Push. Push. Push up.
Push stop!
Oh, it's good, maybe you can screen it.
That didn't sound good.
Alright, push, push, push, stop!
Push, push, push, stop!
No, you get to it, I'll have to carry it over.
Is it good?
Yeah, you'll be out.
Until we do this flush.
Now guys, if you made it this far in the video, drop a heart rate here.
Push, push, push, stop!
Push up, push up, push up, push up.
Oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god.
Alright.
Push your open PC.
It was on my right.
You were sawing it.
Push, push, twist, twist.
Stop, stop, stop.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
See you later, Wampire.
Here we go.
Slowly.
I can pull through the sun.
Back to moving the PC.
Okay, let's go to the next one.
Okay, no problem.
I want to turn the battery.
I want to turn this on so you can get a good look and hold it in your mouth.
I can't prepare it, bro.
I charge the battery for this moment.
Oh, God.
Okay.
It's too cool.
Yup.
Ready?
You're doing a kicking job now.
Kicking?
Kick it, kick it, kick it.
Move it.
Move with it.
Move with it.
Stop.
Oh, God.
All right.
Oh, yeah, this light it looks good
All right
Come on, child, what do you think about this light thing?
Don't ignore the background for now. Just ignore it. This is without my lights on.
Oh that looks really good. That looks really good.
Why is the world dirty? Why is there a mess I jersey? My part of the Israeli force? I mean hold on bro, let's just figure this shit out here, ready?
Okay, next step. Oh, I like this, yup. Next step.
Oh, I kind of like this, I think I'm a gamer again.
It's refreshing.
Oh, this feels good.
Now the thing is, I low key have to move this back though, hair pull it.
How does it look still on frame right there?
It turns off.
How does it look?
It's looking pretty cool.
How does it look?
Hey y'all, how are you doing?
Looks good.
Does it actually?
I think so.
Because I know I need the shit in the background.
It makes your room look nicer when it's...
I don't even know if you put the shit in the background, bro.
I kind of liked you with nothing in the background.
Nothing?
Yeah, it looks way cooler.
Like, I'm God.
Like, I think a shelf would ruin it.
I think you should put it on the wall.
I mean, I don't know.
They had to move the shelf right here. It looked so colorful. What are they doing?
I'm running into the problem, ladies.
They think what I said was wrong. They think you should put shit.
What the fuck is all this going to do now? Because we're out of outlets.
Extension cord?
I
Burners for the forty-doll he actually did that's my belt. Oh, yeah, she met it
No, he's really students actually cinema. Look, there's a vent above so now I get cold air. Oh my fucking god
And anyone comes into my room. I can just do this now. I got shot real fuck the haters
What does that look like?
Oh, God, I'm like right now now the problem is shout out to anyone watching this bullshit segment
How the fuck are we gonna do this now?
Move. Move. Move.
Alright. Alright. Here's what I need help with.
Okay, first of all, what is on the bottom of my feet? Is that bad?
Is my room dirty?
It's dirty as shit.
Alright, so this is over here.
Now, we're running into the common error here, guys.
Where does this extension cord go? Because look how tiny it is.
Oh, you're fucked.
what the fuck Richard what do we do like gently you pay extension cord to an
extension cord I got you a critical
critical critical yep
What's going on?
Stay away from me.
Yo.
Yo, I can at least see what you're saying on the screen.
Can I ask?
Alright, can you bring me an extension cord that's not 50 feet?
I don't have any because the door's locked and it's a little too short.
Bro, you don't have a 15 foot...
Yo, you got an extension cord?
I don't know what is that one thing here.
I can't realize.
Can you bring me it please?
And make sure because it's not a long
Thank you
Hey
You're gonna be strong when you don't listen to the people calling you fat
What don't listen to the people saying you will fuck up military
Don't listen to those people. We're gonna be great
I'm moving my set up right now.
I heard.
Yeah, I'm on a new archive now.
Um, like...
You need an extension cord?
Well, if he doesn't have a good one, take yours out of the closet.
What?
So...
See you shortly, little pop.
Hold on.
Do I have a rule of the refrigerator?
Maybe over here?
I don't know.
I actually kind of like this stuff.
Just got a chill right here.
Once we finish off the whole time, it's going to be W's.
That's all I care about.
All I care is W's.
Alright, so we're going to put this right here.
Right to where it was.
Shall we start playing in?
We have another plumber running into it.
What is it?
Um...
Yeah...
Um...
God...
Oh no, is it G?
Hey dude!
Yeah?
I have this.
What is that?
Um...
We got to work, wait?
Um...
I don't fucking know, I just want to say no.
What the fuck do you even do, dawg?
Come on, my PC is on.
Wait, what is that?
Is this the only one that has an extension cord?
Wait, how big is this?
It's another fucking PC cord now.
now you've viewed, okay so here's what you do, you plug that into the wall and plug the
other extension cord into this.
plug it underneath the frid.
Si, you've seen this?
No.
You've seen our wall though, right?
Yeah.
It looks very nice.
Thank you, bro!
Oh my gosh, the mayor's actually lost six of them all.
Yup!
Okay, I think it's a little shitty looking, I feel like we have fixed it off-stream.
No.
Si, what do you think?
You think it's going to be good?
This is just the rough draft
They're saying it's a fire hazard if you do this why I don't know do we give a fuck how the fuck is a fire hazard
They just want to see play games right now. How's the fire hazard? Is the fire hazard?
If it's fires are then we can just call it one of the fires are so wait, why are they saying it's a fire hazard?
What it need a surge protector?
Yeah, I mean like you could get that but the power is not gonna go out
Wait, what is a surge protector?
I don't know.
Do we need surge?
No, it's like if the power goes out, it doesn't fry or shit.
Bro, do PCs even do that nowadays?
That's the thing.
That's the thing I don't know.
They do, but it's like rare.
My power went out like 10 times at Gentry, and my PC is perfectly fine.
And I was running no surge protector.
Why give a fuck if the house goes on fire, as long as the PC's on, right?
Don't know the other day it's not gonna happen. It's like don't put a fucking battery in your fucking I'm on the plane
It's just
Oh, do you have any batteries in your set back? No, I don't
Bro, I don't think it matters though, does it?
Okay, here's how you're going to help me.
How do I link this shit?
I'm going to put in all the wires.
What right now?
We're playing Surgeon Simulator.
This one goes there.
Okay.
This goes into this.
Yeah.
This goes into here.
Here's the graphics part.
Which one now?
HDMI.
Okay.
Uh-huh.
This one is the display port.
So you put this through the display port.
Uh-huh.
Wait.
Which one of these is the speakers?
speakers is it line out of all types in chat what can he do himself I believe
he's just like trying to make fun of you saying like oh like why do you need
sites help
line out okay this one goes into this okay this one goes into the blue okay
this is the battery for the camera
Oh, this is delicate. I gotta be careful here.
You wanna just, like, string it through the wires?
This one goes, wait, I have no idea?
Yeah, okay.
This is another, yes, DP.
Okay.
Okay.
Um, this one goes in here.
Do you see anything inside?
Look on the ground for stuff, side.
Oh, there's this one there.
That's the front of the PC.
What are we going to put in the matter?
There you are.
Who's this?
What?
It is.
It's quite good.
Wait, we're missing something.
Yeah, but we're missing that light, too. Where's this?
Oh
Oh, it's a team bro
What what do you mean?
Oh facts and you'd like
It's just so retarded.
Oh my god, I want to spoil it a little bit.
nice nice and then put that one in here this one in here let me go over here open up obbs
let me go no it's glitched oh my god i'm in doesn't work wait oh my god we can move it back
No, it's yellow walls.
It's yellow.
It's yellow.
No, wait, it's yellow, I think.
Why is it type 3?
I don't know.
It's like the last thing you wanted to hear, bro.
bro.
Oh my god, you think it looks good?
I mean, this is because there's nothing behind you, right?
Yeah, I feel like if you put more, because like the walls are just too shiny.
Tell me my camera, why is it blurry?
The walls are too shiny.
Yeah, I think that's the problem.
What's wrong with that?
I don't know what, I think it looks good.
Look at AutoBS, like, look how the walls just look shiny.
It's because I think there's nothing there, right?
Yeah, you just have to put stuff on the wall.
I think it looks good open like this. I don't know. That's the type of shirt I like the one.
I know. That's what I'm going to tell you, bro.
Like, I don't like the...
Okay, you know what we need? We need colors, right?
Let's move.
Not you color, like, as in a black person.
I need help learning this.
Okay.
We're going to put this in the quarter, ready?
One, two, three.
Move.
Move.
Move.
Move.
Move.
Move.
Move.
Move.
Move.
This corner.
Go!
Oh, my AC is already broken.
Yeah, it fixed it, right?
You hold down the menu.
One, two, three, four.
Then it goes off.
Then you click on.
And then one, two, three, four.
Is that flashing?
No, it's not flashing.
It's good.
So if I could tell the gun that was good smash bros
Oh my god, my camera's frozen like why am I frozen?
I
Think it looks good, bro
I don't know
Yes, are they called Phil this shit looks good. What are they called Q?
They're called and Kobe why do I care if you freeze it that actually don't know
Hello, why do I can't keep freezing oh
Oh, that looks a lot better, that looks way better, that looks way better.
What is it?
I don't know, I feel like it looks the same as it did like two minutes ago, but I think
it looks good regardless.
Wire management segment one, go fuck yourself.
Oh my god, I have a fucking fridge here, now I could be in my chair, I'm open to my fridge.
Hey, that's actually movie!
Alright, so this is the hard corner, ready?
We're going to move all of that into which corner it is.
Okay, should I put this in that corner and that in this corner?
Or should I put that in this corner, this in this corner?
I don't know, bro. I'm really just not even knowing for real.
I think the way it looks now is fine. I think the payphone adds a lot. I don't think you need the shelf.
No, you need the shelf. There's nothing in the background. It'll add so much.
But I feel like you could find something better, bro.
What if you did one of the, like, you know how back then when people, like, the minecraft people were,
Put right on the sign, like a comment at the date.
What if you put like, like the field box of the month on the wall?
Keep your head right on the sign.
Let's just try to show, okay?
Now, I'm not kidding.
We need to be super slow.
There's a lot of shit on there.
Okay?
Like, let's take our time here, okay?
Okay.
Like...
I got it.
Dude.
Holy space, this looks so much better.
Alright, Tyey, look how much shit there is.
If you fuck this up, everything gets broken.
Okay.
Okay, this shit is going to just...
We just...
Alright, so here's the strat we're going to build.
Super stuff.
I know, I know.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Oh, okay, I'll go back.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Oh, but then my plaque is gone.
It's a bad idea.
Yes, it is.
Why don't you just do it so that I have nothing in my background?
Why is my cam freezing? Can you fix this?
It's all my OBS, it's freezing.
Look, it says I'm not even here, ladies.
It says nobody's here.
You can put burgers shit there.
No, it's boring.
I think it's just a lot of character.
Hey, that's what you think?
I'm not going to say I have to do your room.
No bro, fuck it, I can really shit myself.
It's the worst I've ever had.
Everything falls and there's a jeege.
Yeah, that's why you don't think like that.
That is the worst that could happen though.
Just slow and steady, everyone just hold, and let's be slow here okay Liz, you're really
going to hear it.
Stop with the line.
So you gasp.
There's going to be small things that fall, you can come back for this.
Yeah, but that's the little, let's go.
My approach.
I know, I know.
We're gonna go super slow here.
Oh, God.
So we're gonna have to drag this, like this,
and then we're gonna have to rearrange everything.
There's nothing open up here on this one.
I know, I know.
Yeah, we can do this, listen.
Okay?
We can do this.
Okay.
Just guide me.
I don't want you touching it.
Okay, okay.
I don't want to blame you and then get angry.
All right.
It's okay.
Ok, so small blade is coming back, back, let's do it.
Ok, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Ok, I'll start forming forth this way.
I'll let you know if you're getting any closer, dropping anything.
Keep on going.
No!
I'm just kidding.
Is the ground getting damaged?
Probably.
It's walls and fucking Istanbul roads over.
Keep on going, keep on going.
Keep on going. Keep on going.
See my demoral motion?
Keep on going. Keep on going.
That's the ground upside.
It's coming. Keep on going. Keep on going.
Okay. Oh my gosh, Said.
No, it's just a big claw.
Okay.
Are you doing good?
Just take a peek.
That's it. That was on your side.
That's a pain for my beautiful girlfriend.
Oh, wow.
I thought I'd win.
I couldn't guess shit.
I just got quiet, guys.
I'll watch you both sides, don't worry.
Okay, okay, okay, stop, stop, stop.
I know I'm gonna go backwards and go there and flip it, so it's gonna be like this.
You got scared of a disabled person?
RRRR!
Hahahaha!
Hahahaha!
Hahahaha!
Hahahaha!
Hahahaha!
Hahahaha!
Hahahaha!
Oh yeah, okay.
Okay, what do I want you to do?
So you rush it? Should I rush it?
No!
Okay, just real quick.
Yeah, make it fit.
Okay, okay, okay.
All right, here we go.
Oh my gosh.
I feel like that's too much now.
Like look at your,
oh my gosh.
It needs too much.
For me, if you really want my input bro, for me, I think it's just the shelf is way too fucking cluttered and it's just hanging out
That's why I think I like it more when it's not there, but hey, bro, it's your room
Look at it's your life
I mean I could just move stuff though
He doesn't look bad on camera, really.
I think it turned out like nice. I do think it's a little clever, but it didn't turn out shit.
I mean, it doesn't look that bad. Like, I don't mind.
The lighting looks better than the other spot.
I mean, duh, now it looks like a real fucking room.
I don't think it looks that bad.
Oh, first time chatter. Cornball.
I could move the jersey. The Messi's ruining it.
Yeah, low key. Should I move that? But I'm 90% sure if I'm not mistaken, this is covering a hole.
No it's not. I don't think the messages look bad. Does it look that bad? I don't think it looks...
Bro, I'm not gonna lie this looks
What looks off right now you think like that I don't think it looks that bad I don't think it looks bad
Because that look when someone comes in boy
That this looks good no bullshit
Oh shit.
It looks good when it's in dollar.
When it's in dollar, it looks so much more spacious,
it looks way nicer.
Yeah.
When you have it in the middle,
it's just like you focus too much on the background.
Put what in the middle, check it is in the middle.
This is not in the middle on camera,
because my desk isn't centered.
So I could move my desk a little bit.
Oh, they're saying the shelf.
Should I move the shelf to the middle?
Yeah, I tried to think less than a minute, not as well.
Move to the camera.
How do you want to stop?
I mean, you just look at the camera.
Just do it based on how you want it.
You should probably shouldn't go past like,
see how the left, I don't think-
I don't know why I zoomed out,
it's gonna be awkward anyway.
I mean, I guess it's true, yeah.
So should I go for more?
But then I have so much open space like what the fuck
You need to buy like a jug machine or something like speakola
I don't think it looks bad
I think it looks better against the wall than in the middle yeah
Yeah, without a doubt.
People are going to say they don't like it no matter what though.
They don't like it until it's done.
Oh, we got a glitch.
Oh my god, that's the glitch.
Is it good?
This guy fell too.
I
Okay, yeah, and it's right now. It's just the mess I
But the thing is I have something like that in my back
Actually don't hate this at all like I really don't
I'm dead serious
Like I don't think it's those bad at all
I just feel like it's too close that's why
No, bro, I don't think it is but I think it just
Like I think it just takes getting used to like no bullshit
The lighting is definitely not the same I'm not listening to you
Oh, God, the lighting looks way better
Way better like ten times better. I think this might be throwing me off a little this payphone
Yeah, is the payphone look bad?
I don't like the base one.
I don't like it.
The one on the frame?
Yeah.
Mara, I think people are just aren't used to it. It's like imagine you see something every day and then you're like what the fuck is that a new thing?
Yeah, some people are gonna like it because it's refreshing and some people aren't because it's refreshing. It's just two different different types of people.
But I will say paint the walls black you should like you should have a mirror
on your face you didn't call from Bill yes Bill
I'm not watching Bill play fucking for it right now. I actually like this a lot. I
I like this a lot
This looks yeah, you're free to go check I thought this looks good
Check check change something though like what should I change?
What do you think I
Could swap the mess I with the meal like that colorful shit. Should I move the colorful shit?
What could you fucking put in that gap right there?
No, I know what you're saying with the mu.
Oh, behind me?
See, the thing is, the thing is, I like about this, it's like, imagine it's Christmas time
real quick, right?
You put a tree right there, like you actually have a background now, like before it'd be
just nothing.
Yeah, you can put some cereal shit there too.
I'm not inverting my cam, I look chopped when I invert my cam.
Like, I hate this look, bro.
No, I look chopped, bro.
I love Chalk.
No.
I love Chalk.
Outlaw, do you like that though?
I know it looks like the old room.
That's what I like.
That's what I like.
I don't like switching around.
Does it look bad?
Yeah, it does look like the last bedroom.
Does it look bad?
No.
I can go back. I don't care.
I think it was better than we just had.
For sure.
I think compared to the other one, it looked terrible.
All right, now go back to that real quick.
We gotta just move it.
All right, Chad, should I try to move this with the mess on?
You think?
Should I swap?
What do you think?
Oh, I don't know if I could do that these have like certain nails in them, Jack.
Oh, I can't even do it.
I need like a whole team for that.
I can't do it.
Alright, we're out on time.
Jeech.
I think you can do it by yourself.
No, you need like a, you need some shit.
Oh God, now it's uneven.
Is that even?
Yeah, I think we're going to have fun now.
Actually, he's saying he can't connect.
Why?
I think we're getting out of here.
Figure it out now.
Excuse me.
I will fix it.
Is it fixed?
No.
It's doing the thing where we're coming back down.
We want to just close in there for a second.
Is that a movie?
I need to move you.
Hold on, chat, hold on.
I'm moving, shit, okay? Give me a second.
If you made it this far, drop me in the chat.
Someone just added Fossilbots and said stop tying me up.
Yo, dude, it's a fucking bot, you idiot.
Dude, I have bots.
You good?
No, it's just me taking it to you.
I have a bomb in there.
He did not teach us how I know you know because you always take the phone
from me and do the worst told you how he never did I love your toolkit buddy
You're right at the end of where John is
I know, that's an unfortunate...
You're out of your sleep a lot, aren't you?
Here you go.
I just don't have the bag.
No, don't, don't have the bag.
Give me your phone.
No, I don't have that.
I just saw someone saying,
move Lacy's kneecaps, they said.
Are you guys fucking good?
What are you going to
Outlaw can you fucking fix this you idiot, bro, I hate you
Yeah, that's come
I need a movie. I need a movie. Chat, you need a what? I need a what?
They need a movie
They need a movie
They need a movie
I don't know how to do this dude
It works two seconds ago bro
Bro, I blame Halt Wall
No bullshit
Did you try to re-show me that?
Yeah, I did it like two times
Oh
Come here to clear the cash man, did it?
You don't have money, only you.
What's your number?
Is this first or second?
Oh, first or second?
Tell me now.
Tomek!
Hey, the movie.
Hey, the movie.
Dude, I'm gonna fucking say a bad word.
Dude, we need to use the custom new Samsung.
I have it in the room.
I see now, please give me
I'm telling you this shit's straight bugging
Don't rage I saw you think about throwing it
I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do.
Can you call Woosh?
Someone help.
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help help help help
Yo, it's a boat our Samsung got slim swap. How do we fix it every time I try to go live it says
Bond is not working. Where does bond?
Are you thinking about yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
It says bonded SRT stable or not
Yeah
And the app just closed on itself. Do you know what to do when it does that?
Okay, just open it again and try again.
Here.
And then it starts streaming.
And then it says zero BPS and then it says IRL SRT. They were okay.
They were okay.
Are we hacked?
You can see yes, it's hot. Well, I mean it was working two seconds ago. So I think a hacker just got in there and said how can she
Yes
Try to re-import the settings to a different just
Also the swap ingest is on?
Yeah.
Easy, easy, easy, easy.
Easy, easy, easy.
That doesn't work.
That's swapping to the non-ponded collection of backing ingest.
And then if that doesn't work, then you guys just go bug yourself.
Easy, easy, easy, easy, easy, easy, easy, easy, easy.
We're on the case right now by the way.
Can you help bro? What do you even do? Help me?
Well can you just drive here?
Wow.
Ooh, little key kind of baked.
Where's it?
Chat, who broke my phone?
I told you, it actually got hacked.
It says timeout starting bond and connection.
Please check you have internet and insured no VPN or ad block apps are running.
We're not using any of that, bro.
You guys should be starting with the update.
It just keeps, it keeps shutting my fucking app!
I'm about to go fuck with my gun where can I buy a fucking bazooka Matt is fuck right now
Dude I took it back
You didn't know he took back all the fun together. Where can I buy fucking chains on Matt is shit
So what do we actually do about the phone though just like try again borrowers like I don't get it
Because we did our troubleshoots and your troubleshoots well what do you think of my room so far?
How do you hardly set a fucking Samsung I tried
Not working and they're screaming phantoms coming
Oh, you broke his leg.
Actually, it's half a half.
Do you think Ron's new room looks good or not?
I think so.
What do you think?
It's more cozy if you like gaming, like desktop streamer.
And what do you think about the lighting?
Uh, it's kind of a little bit weird.
What?
Well, you'd say it's better than the first setup.
Yeah, I don't care about over here
Wait, what does he want?
What is that?
Well, what is that?
Oh
No, no, we'll call you. Yeah, we need your help
Where's my samsung supposed to be cracked like this
Give a nausea, what's a nausea?
Nausea head is suck this dick as much as no
It's out yo, whoa, it says update your phone. What is this bro?
Like how am I this fucking dumb?
I'm not thinking it's grief.
Should we just gotta get the KC3 fucking phone, bro?
That's a buddy in the password.
Dude, why isn't this working?
Outlaw fixed it.
It was why can't this work it's why is it at zero BC? I don't get it
Wait now it's working wait now it's working. I turned something off
Wait, I turned off bonding. Did I fix it?
Yeah, I fixed it.
No, that's what you called me.
Okay, but yeah, I fixed it. Alright, thank you, Woges.
Okay, time to rest.
See ya.
Wait, what'd you actually do?
I just turned it off. I got a button.
I couldn't say that I turned off SRT bonded.
Copy noted.
Copy noted.
Copy noted.
Copy noted.
Copy noted.
Copy noted.
Copy noted, copy noted, copy noted, copy noted, copy noted.
I actually kinda like this lock.
It's a good lock. It's not in the first.
It's filled right here. I need doctor to fill.
There's nothing.
Oh shit, fucking shit. I'm sorry, I'm getting out of here.
What a pain.
Oh, I couldn't move this right there.
Behind me.
I was thinking, but then I'm like, is that too much clatterer?
It is a little bit of clatter.
Jack, should I put that there?
I could put that right behind me. You could just give it like a
Or I could move the fridge right here. A perm or Christmas tree. Nah. The fridge is like he chopped
Marlin statue
I'm trying to think what would complete this. Okay, another thing before I clean the room. I could look you
Not a bad shot. Could put a rug or two
Put the yeah, that's not that. Well, I'm glad
What's that?
What is this?
Just right there?
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
What's that blue blood right there?
There's some cat tree.
No, that's not a fucking cat tree.
Burger's never going to go behind me ever.
That's it. That's it.
wake up in that damn hey that's my role and I put it or no good for a couple
bare bricks like back in the day like how the kids used to do it just for now
just exactly how the kids used to do it
I want to have kids to you, I'm ready.
No bullshit, like.
What?
Can I ask you a question, man?
Yeah.
If you walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex, would you walk out or no?
Yeah, just close the door and walk out and then probably just send you real or just send
you like advice next year just so I'm regarded, bro.
That was a nice move.
I'd say holy shit, you should start selling this for the public.
What?
What?
Wake up in the morning then I can't.
Hit that main A.
Hit the corn.
Hit the corn.
A.
Run a man on that beat.
Run a man on that beat.
Knock, slide, drop.
Hit the phone, don't stop.
A.
Don't stop.
A.
Don't stop.
You just ruined the mood of like having one leg bro.
What do you think of the setup bro?
What do you think of this?
You can be honest too bro.
Please I'll make you a deal.
this. You can be honest too, bro.
Please, I'll make you a deal.
I'll give you 10 cells the next time you go live.
Let me hold the camera.
I'm wrong for two minutes.
You will get my clue from the front door.
So right now you want to hold the camera so I can go grab the
food.
I'll do it.
If you want to hear what you did.
Oh, we can all go actually actually we have to make sure they gave you everything
That's a big bag
I
We're eating good
Hold on, let's check it. We're gonna play this
Yeah, it's a cave in a box
Does he want a slice
Let's check out what he ordered.
Tostalino, one margarita pizza, one vodka lemon, limacani, one arno parma, one side
of hangover steak, one greek salad.
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
It's my salad.
The salad's making that sound.
Can I get a salad?
Do you got this?
Do you know that we're working hard by moving ourselves?
Do you guys have pizza?
We gotta get a pizza.
Did she know that we're working hard by moving ourselves?
Did she guys the pizza?
We got to get outside the pizza.
There's one place where we can get some more for pizza.
We take off that bullshit and then we get the shit out of there.
One slice, that's 100.
You want some of this?
I'll do a sauce.
Hot.
I would've killed him for that pizza.
That was the best.
Will you go kill him?
That was all scared after your turn, right?
I would have killed him for that pizza.
Will you go and kill him?
No, no, I'll scare it after you turn it away.
Why didn't your pizza fly?
What?
I can't.
Let's do that.
You want a bite?
I'll have a bite.
Oh, they were showing love when they made this.
Wow.
I can't, I can't, I can't.
You want me to tell you?
Golly, just put question marks.
Is he?
Might as well kill it by holding it.
Might as well kill it.
She said you guys can look, you just finish it, you could be.
Dead action?
I feel so bad she's like she's up to the school pizza slice of pizza party
I
I see the other door.
No, I have one slide!
Um, darling, do you want a slice of pizza?
Darling, do you have my stream open?
I'm gonna go get my camera guys, I'm gonna go get my camera guys, I'm gonna go get my
camera guys.
We're gonna start giving out liver shots, bro.
I'll have to clean this up later.
Classic.
I'm not fun to buy stomach, I shouldn't eat that.
Yeah, but it was a joke pizza.
Basically, it's like a count as zero or anything.
I actually love the way it looks.
I don't want to eat it.
Nope.
I had to be those fucking RV pants.
Hello?
Fucking pizza.
I don't got to worry about none of this bullshit this is the devil's problem this is the devil's
broaden hey I'm working right now can I help you
did I just wish I could see you eating two slices of pizza it was three it was three
three it was a personal pizza it was like funny pizza too it's a joke it's a joke pizza
It's not like real, it's like for college,
when we watch this right?
Oh, yeah.
Three sizes of pizza, no jam, in five days.
And one is for the room, I heard I'm cleaning it,
and you can clean it, you can burn out those
fucking calories that you just ate.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
That's...
No!
I just did a moving segment, I probably burned,
how many got's it?
That was like $40,000.
Why is there cheese in my ears?
It's $84,000.
No, no, no, no.
joke
Oh, she's on it.
Yeah, word hasn't been said to be in the last hour,
and I can cancel our movie.
Wow.
It's OK.
I can try and show the dollar the joke pizza, or it does.
No, I'm not sure.
What's she talking about?
Stop it.
Stop it.
Maybe order a piece.
Or should I make her food?
I can make her food.
She'll be like, you know how school used to dump food
in one tray.
I make her food.
I'll show her.
A period portion.
You're making a period portion.
Listen, Kimmy, I just want to.
I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. Can you hear me? Hello?
Let's go to Kit Aids. Nice to meet you, Kit Aids.
Hello.
Yeah, I'm here to help.
Oh, this is love.
That's what you just fucking...
I'm sort of drinking.
What can I buy a fucking RPG? I'm not a spuck right now.
I need to delete 15 terabytes of work files face-out.
This has become the armed pepperoni pizza, bro.
Pepperoni pizza's 5'7".
Alright, I mean, dude, this is gamer time. Look at this.
Oh, shit, I need a drink.
Oh, shit, I need some G Fuel.
Let me just get some fucking rug tug.
Alright, let's see there.
There's some raging dummy fish.
Like, why are you bringing me to need this?
Okay, I need a movie.
They're saying pin, Gigi.
There's no pin.
There's no pin.
What was the pin?
What was the pin?
Are you furtile?
I don't know, does this answer your question?
It was a joke pizza.
Alright, I'm gonna recycle.
Go ahead and motorcycle.
Yeah.
Real people who know cars can fucking sell on a motorcycle or some real shit.
I need to get out of here.
I need to get out of here.
I need to get out of here.
There.
There.
I need a movie.
I need a movie.
Yes, take this.
Oh shit, I need dummy mileage.
Hi!
You seriously just put that on the wall?
Isn't that gone on the wall?
I don't know what it does.
It'd be cool, Ben.
How about just sending some of my P.O. box
to put up on my wall.
That's not a bad shot.
Wait, why is this like weird?
Okay, so I'm trying to do my calcite here.
Just sit there.
Yeah, but that's why I gotta move that.
You're so much dirt.
Alright, I'm gonna fuck it.
Order Darla up.
Oh my gosh.
All right.
Yeah, actually, Elle, you have to order her two large pizzas, bro.
And honestly, you probably should just get her, like, some orange crust.
I'll let you guys just take a second to say, the function way is all messed up.
It looks like a mess.
This room layout is not it.
That's all I'm saying.
That's actually Satan.
Like, why would you say that after I just did all of that?
Yo, can I ask why you just wrote like, you literally, I just spent the last hour moving.
I mean, if you like it before, I just think it could be better.
Okay, so where should I move it all?
It just looks like a clutter.
Well, it's not cleaned yet.
I'm saying, like, where's the mirror in proportion to your desk, like, the phone to your bed?
the new pointing towards the cap to get point to a resting area. Also the doorways, the
way the energy flows, like what's facing what?
You were right though, the pizza disappeared.
You know what she actually texted me? She said that pizza looks so good, actually kind of
bad. It was probably the best pizza I've had in like the last five years of my life, yeah.
It was like god dear. Not too much sauce or too much cheese, it was just like perfect.
And the slices were nice and small, so you don't get like overstuffed or bloated.
You just want to eat more.
And the crust to die for.
Not too much cheese.
Just the right amount.
They sprinkled by like.
That's perfect.
You can taste the parmesan cheese too.
I don't know where you're going.
Where are some deer facing?
The bathroom door?
This is going to help me a bit, Jack.
I'm going to order a pizza for that house, I got this.
For her, not for the house.
Alright, let's go with Domino's.
Domino's is the best.
Of course, they have the cheapest pizzas.
They got some crazy coupons.
Cheap, both.
We're talking like two medium, two toppings for $7 or some shit, bro.
Alright, so, since we...
Since we...
I get thunder.
Yeah, I heard that.
Okay, so she probably wants...
No, we can't give you a piece.
Broke!
Yes?
Pre-ordering dominance?
She said she wanted cheesy crusty bread, right?
She's won 18 wins with dominance.
What?
Spicy ladies.
She's probably volcano.
32 garlic knots.
She probably throwing some of those same amount of things they have, right?
Yeah, really good.
Really good.
This is Eric.
Maybe I should hit the bathroom.
Do I still have a little bit?
Not a bad show, please.
Oh, no, I'm not 100% sure.
She can look at something and then go,
oh, she's chomping out on fucking cucumbers in there.
That's depressing.
She keeps talking about the pizza.
And then she's like, oh, my pizza, my pizza, my pizza.
Maybe tell her what it's like that for.
There was like a couple of cheese,
a couple of mad crusts, and then there was like a chef's
kiss right there.
It was so fucking good.
Take the perfect personal pizza.
It was like someone came down from the heavens
and gave us a pizza.
I think they should not come out to be like
all over the little floppy things that turn it.
It's like a pretty like 10 out of 10 pizza.
They shipped it right from Italy bro.
No, it's taking me a massive like area.
I'm not even kidding.
That's why I need you to try cooking that shit up.
Like, yeah.
I just like, yeah.
Like actually, you know, like, she just typed fat asses.
Why don't you talk about ladies, bro?
You guys actually saw the movie.
The pizza was not even in my bag,
but it was just a hide for it.
That's pizza is an understatement. That was like God's given pizza. Like if I were on my last meal
Like that was that death row and I was like, yo, I need a father to order food. I'm getting a pizza
Like oh
What was the word for it?
I hated buzzer beater on it too. Oh my god. What happened? Oh my god, a class of pizza.
It's actually laughing me too.
You know on the rest it says like closing in. It said closing in two minutes when I ordered it.
Oh my god, you're the dick who ordered it. I go for it man.
You make everyone stay in the laundry room, so you make the people stay before it shuts down.
Yes.
Oh my god, that's actually evil.
Oh, bro, I used to do that too. I used to do that at Jellies. Jellies at Newport.
Oh, she doesn't want to. She's like, oh, she's fine, bro.
She has some tomatoes and cucumber salad. That's beautiful.
And I also love right there.
I'm not here because I'm shit right over here, but I like her, she needs like protein, give her some of this to me, you know what I'm talking about.
You gonna be able to sleep tonight, Macy?
Pasta? Oh, actually?
Oh shit, pasta, what's a pasta, is this?
I see what you're telling me with her.
Oh, my fucking god.
You might want to hide the screen so I can't even see what you're eating.
And then a thousand calories worth of pasta.
I see.
No, it's like really good.
You want to talk about it?
I'll try something.
Try anything.
Okay, we're gonna take a bite. I want to eat the fork.
I actually want to eat the pasta.
Oh my god.
Like, actually.
actually cheese to take extra layers and you can taste the protein powder
Oh yeah, you're right. Why would I eat a pizza? Why would I eat pasta? Why would I drink an apple juice?
I'm like basically building a potion for Thanos in my stomach. You're right. You're right, Jimmy.
I'm going to stop eating for the rest of the night. I'm going to just chill out. I'm going to go back to work.
Steps in.
All right, sure, I'm gonna get some steps in.
Get some steps in, all right.
You guys got any little bites in here?
Oh, hee.
You won't believe what my girlfriend is asking you.
She said, you need this, that's what you're going to do.
I have some Peter Buttercups.
You got dogs here?
No.
He's got to be in a gym.
I'll let him go.
What is this?
What's he eating about a cup?
Oh my god.
A diet board.
I know.
It's like the perfect amount of melted chocolate that you guys try.
No.
It's not really.
The diet board.
What the fuck does that sound?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I actually didn't mean that.
The pizza.
The pizza was the diet board.
I was like, really good.
I promise you it wasn't that good.
Am I gonna cry?
What are you laughing at?
What are you laughing at?
Nothing close to the God here, Peter.
There's some fucking stuff.
That's my ghost stuff.
No, don't cry.
Alright, I'm gonna...
We're not worried.
We're gonna make pizza.
No, we need to make the biggest margarita pizza.
The biggest
You seem a little tense
He said you seem a little tense he thinks you're on edge
That's what he said in the room
It's a cramp.
They think it's not me that you're just acting so angry.
You need to chill out.
It's just food, that's what he said.
I'm not saying you need to chill out.
I did not say that.
I'm going to get going now.
I'm going to get going.
That was really good though.
That was really good.
Dude.
It's a good life.
I'm hungry.
We got to cancel it out.
We got to cancel it out.
Oh, of course.
Everyone knows the rule in chat.
If you eat bullshit, cancel it out by drinking water.
I feel healthy.
Pretty good.
I should feel good again.
We're back.
We're back.
We're back.
We're back.
I feel healthy very good. I should feel good again. We're good. Yeah, now you're reset. I could do another Margaret pizza
Okay, I'm not kidding. This isn't a potion
It's in my stomach.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I said these ponerones stop, I'm not Eliza.
This is purin' myself.
It's puring.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Listen, I'm going to go incognito.
I'm going to stay outside.
I'm going to try to ask what's going on in there.
Just I'm going to act incognito, just stay by the door
and this doesn't go all together.
People at the glass is like...
Hey Metta, start recording.
Hey Metta.
Hey Metta.
Start recording.
Hey.
I hear it.
Start recording.
Hey, Metta. Start recording. Hey, Metta.
You're fucking with my phone, Chewy, right now.
Hey, Metta. Record.
Oh, here.
Shhh.
Say hello to the sun.
Hey, y'all.
I'm not coming in with a camera or anything.
I'm just trying to, you know, just let me stand with someone.
What do you need?
I'm just making sure y'all are doing it.
I don't know.
You tell me things like she's freaking out.
No, she's fine.
She's just...
Hey, Matt, keep recording.
Hey Coco. Hey.
What's up with your shoes, man?
No, I'm not.
Yeah, I really do.
Fuck!
All right, good night y'all. Enjoy your night.
What?
Hey, man, I stopped recording.
Let's go to my reels.
Oh shit.
Where's my stomach?
I did not eat that shit.
Does it look bad?
Do you know if there's any audio?
I like an ultrasound.
Someone's gonna hear kicking.
Wait, can they actually hear it?
I gotta test this theory.
What's your fucking moth?
Sit back and look at that again.
Let's kill the moth.
Sit back and look at that again.
What?
Look at the moth.
Alright.
Yeah, I think they can hear it.
Oh
It's like that bro look got a nice chill desktop to go back to just like fucking that bro
Look at this fucking desktop. Let's get a double fucking job. Look a lot goes here. This looks good, bro
Hey, you count make every you what?
Yeah, look at this shit, bro.
Little good vibes.
Oh my God, this looks great.
It does look pretty good actually.
And the lights are still on, so it's like...
The lighting looks better with the wall lined in.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, it's turning that light off over there?
Okay, look at this lighting.
It doesn't feel like it actually gets dark in here now.
It's so great.
It's game lighting.
Ready? Here, ready?
The lighting buff.
Typical.
Can you see it?
The lighting buff.
Now you're sure.
The lighting buff, right?
Do you actually want to see my muscles?
I mean there's a lighting buff, you get buffed when there's light like this.
Thank God for lighting.
We probably look like the fucking transomers for a second.
I'm saying I want to see Darla's food.
Hahaha.
Ah.
Oh, big time, man. Just don't look behind your setup, bro.
No, like, don't look like past your setup.
Not a container guy. This is last time.
Last time I did this.
Swap, boys.
Is that it? Is that what we call the night?
We wake up early, start our stream, do a little card segment with Lacey,
Into myth versus teeth early into Kaniyia combo segment
Chat I know y'all gonna miss me bro. I
Did say I was gonna be a short stream
Come on line three and a half hours. Hey, you set up though tomorrow. We're doing like a 10-hour shooting
We're doing a card segment Lacey
into T foo myth with Jinxie watch party with Lacey and then
and we're gonna do some reacts after.
All right, should be pretty fun.
I'm actually glad I went live today, you know?
I could have not went live, but I still did.
I love you boys.
We're gonna be live tomorrow.
Drop a W in the chat if you were here
for the late night fucking segment.
I'm live again tomorrow, early in the morning.
Appreciate all the subs, appreciate the donuts,
appreciate anyone who followed.
Anyone who stopped that I didn't see.
We are live tomorrow.
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Send stuff to the PO Box X-Rays work PL.
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So if you wanna send it now's the time.
I love you boys and I will see you tomorrow.
See you tomorrow, boys, bye-bye.
Love you.
Very good, let's group.
Wow!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Boom!
Yeah!
Boom!
Yeah!
Boom!
That's not 80s music.
This is on the Ultra Drop, pretty soon, like 2x performance.
And we're on it.
Hey! Hey! Yeah!
Yeah!
Ain't nothing to give you, Scout, please.
Yeah! Yeah!
I was broken and I had to go back, yeah, back, yeah
There's nothing body got that so we never left
No on my niggas shoot they tear you off the mud
None of my niggas drag they can't do when they struggle
She's seen designer on my kid got no debt
Mama, you know what I'm saying?