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Thank you for the fucking 50 gifted, don't put the 5 gifted, much appreciated, can we get a thank you in the chat, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Yo, thank you for difting 50 by the way, slammin' was good, Vek was good, R6 was good, daaah!
Who's right for today's stream? Jump on Hooray! Jump on me!
Who's excited, bro? Holy fucky shit, man. It's great, it's a great fuckin' day. Let me see the minions, let me see the minions dancing up and down, yes!
Yes, I know they go ahead on us.
Hey Chad, what do y'all think about the new background?
Yay or nay?
Stop it.
And then, with the 10, I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it.
I like it.
I give it a 10, give the subs, can we get a thank you?
Good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning.
Chad, what is the emote of the day?
is the emote of the day someone find out what it is what is it what is it what is it what is it
what is it uh emote of the day is dancing look at these fucking little kittens dancing bro that
is fucking cute bro actually fuck that today's emote of the day is jeej it's yo saint siren they were
five matter that is guys today's emotive the day is jeez does anyone know why yo
Julie thank you for another five gift because we get a thank you in the chat
thank you today in about four hours we yes we wait no no no no no no it is not
national lacy appreciation they fucked that day can I get a retweet we the stable community
if i get it from unicorn thank you we'll be watching
Oh
Nits versus people Sarah David five-cent on the ladies in the chat
Nits versus people
Me and you guys and G and Lacey we will be watching this
Now my question is
Right, let's not bullshit. Let's not let's not beat around the bush. Who the fuck wins this?
Who the fuck wins this right?
Who the fuck wins this?
I'm gonna be so dead honest with you if
Anybody has any type of money. Do you guys have five dollars by any chances anyone here have ten dollars by any chances anyone here have twenty dollars?
Guys bet all your fucking money that this dude teeth who fucking wins
I'm dead ass serious. I'm dead ass serious, bro
If T-Fu loses may God strike me down may God strike scorpy down may God strike everybody in this chat down
We say oh yes everyone everyone in here every single person in here. No, this is not G
It's not nothing, bro. I'm gonna be honest with you guys. I'm putting the whole house on T-Fu
I don't give a fuck facts or no like right this dude myth with his bullshit ass haircut is not gonna win
Oh God, he's not going. I'm not gonna allow it. I'm not gonna allow it. But also today chat is a very special day
No, it is not Lacey national appreciation day first and foremost
Who is there last night on the secret stream drop of me drop of me if you were there last night?
I opened up my fucking Twitter today and the first thing I see
LeBron James breaking is signing with the Philadelphia 76ers on a two-year eight million
dollar deal with a player option LeBron fucking James is a part of my team my fucking team
my fucking team my fucking team brother I'm from Philly I'm dead ass from Philly
Yo, I'm dead as a part of Philly, bro. No, I'm not lorping. I'm from Cherry Hill, New Jersey.
This is 15 minutes away from Philly. I'm gonna be honest with you. I'm claiming this. I'm claiming this.
Thank you for the five gifted blonde. Thank you so much. You're from Cherry Hill, brother.
Cherry Hill is right next to Philadelphia. We claim that facts or no facts or no.
Anyone here from Cherry, New Jersey, actually anyone who's in here from Cherry Hill is probably not alive.
We actually grew up in a very fucked up place, bro.
We actually grew up in a very uh fucked up place bro fucked up place. Let me close my soundboard
Wrong one wrong button wrong button. Listen. I'm gonna be honest with you. Um, this is actually fucking nuts
Shout out LeBron. You're part of my team now. Can we get a w in the chat for LeBron dead ass serious
Okay, what are the odds that LeBron wins the ring?
Real talk like no bullshit all jokes. I want to be odds. He wins a ring. Are they high?
Are they high?
Is it very high zero zero zero? Okay? I'm not trying to sound stupid, but it's eight million dollars low money
Now don't call me stupid. Don't call me dumb. I'm not saying that like, you know what I mean, bro
Does anyone know what I mean that I feel like that's kind of low for him
Doesn't isn't this like his lowest contract since he signed to the NBA?
Am I tripping or not like no bullshit? Is this the lowest? Is this the fucking lowest?
What are you sending me bro?
Like why do like all y'all girls like I'm better serious like please please y'all gotta
Y'all gotta, y'all gotta stop.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, I know so you're paying girls to post this shit.
Bro, I'm trying to tell you, bro.
There is about, I think it's like I did the math.
There's an 87% women demographic in the stable community.
So about like 87% of people here are a woman.
This is true.
No, this is actually true.
No, this is true, bro.
This is dead ass true.
This is dead ass true.
And ladies, I just wanna say, listen, I'm taken.
I know, don't get sad, whatever it might be, I'm taken though.
Sorry.
Um, what?
["Sex on the Army's Scent"]
Ew, bro.
Actually, I'm blocking this account.
This just made me uncomfortable, bro.
I'm blocking this account.
Get that shit out of here, bro.
Get that shit out of here, sending me
chasing the fucking bean.
Also, by the way, today, chat, I don't know if anyone
has the picture of what card we're chasing, but me and,
like, Scorpi, what are you typing in my chat?
Old password evil manipulator new password stable or not error new password can't be old password like bro
Scorpi bro, like what is this stupid copy and paste man? What is this stupid copy paste? I'm not evil bro
I'm not fucking evil. I'm not evil bro
Guys today me and Lacey are chasing a car
Now
We're gonna be opening up cars together
The thing is what the fuck is this? This is not in the box. It's you fucking idiot. This is not the car. We're chasing
This is not the car. We're chasing this is the car that me and Lacey are chasing the one-of-one
Shohei o Tommy double auto signature gold plated
Now realistically speaking
Realistically speaking how much money is this how much money is this fucking card? I already got it
What the fuck do you mean you already got it? It said this one-on-one card can be found in a pack of chrome baseball releasing tomorrow
Realistically speaking, how much money is this car?
Like, no bullshit.
How much money is this car?
Like, if you had to guess a one-of-one Shohei Otani, how much is this?
Five million, seven million, ten million, a Big Mac.
So you think a one-of-one car is a place of a burger?
I'll be honest with you, $500,000 or unlimited Big Macs?
I'm taking the unlimited Big Macs.
Wallah, I am.
I'm just being honest.
I'm just keeping it real.
I'm not gonna fake it. I'm not gonna lie. Think about it, bro
I'm living a big max. You could open up your own McDonald's facts. I'm not stupid, bro
Hey, oh Lucas Goldstein I cup. Hey, stay on. I don't know just want to let you know
We don't claim you in Philly. We claim Joe Bartolozzi, but not you if you step foot in Philly. It's rap for you
You large okay, very nice bro nice message also by the way, I don't know what happened
I open up Twitter and for some reason I'm treated like a fucking joke for the eSports
or for the sports thing that we're doing.
Yo, I got a text message from Cutie Cinderella
and it's a group chat of all the teammates
and it says, what does Ron do?
What can he do?
Then she said, Ron, practice running, you need it.
Okay, very evil, very evil.
And then she also asked saying everyone in the group chat
says, what's everyone's fastest mile time?
I write 14 minute mile, cutie Cinderella responds with this gift.
Like, nah, I'm telling you, bro.
I'm telling you, I'm gonna purposely like,
I'm gonna purposely like fail.
I don't know, bro, at this point, at fucking this point,
bro, like do I have to run a mile this week
to show you guys that I can run fast.
Like I'm dead ass serious.
Do I have to show you?
You don't have to show you guys I can run a mile.
Like dead serious.
Like I will rerun a mile on stream.
I'm dead serious.
My last time I ran a mile was 14 minutes.
That was when I was fat.
Oh, Scorpion, what are you linking me, bro?
What?
Yo, stable Ronaldo, yo.
Thank you for the raid.
Thank you for getting me on the cable.
I used you for all the shit I needed.
Now I don't need you anymore.
You don't even have to do that, I won't be one anymore.
So stay with me now though, thank you for the usage of you.
Yo stable squad, yo, the stable nigga, yup.
Does he have duct tape on his fucking headset?
So, yo, stay stable, but don't stay stable,
stay with me now though, stay stable with Bill though,
you're a dead ass, yo.
Imagine it's 2027 almost and you're fucking 13.
Like does that even sound real?
Like I'm dead ass, is that even sound fucking real?
Imagine it's 2027 and you're 13 years old.
How the fuck does that even sound real?
It's just the first, much content I needed,
and I got the content I needed.
Y'all are my chance to collaborate.
It's your method, bro.
Good shit.
I did ask, did they stop making people up to 2009?
I agree, Junz, no bullshit.
No man, they can move down my room.
Yo, stable.
Whatever, bro, whatever.
What is this?
Stable, Ronaldo, Akinator image, LOL.
There's no way that this is real.
There's no way that this is real.
That is not... Hold on, bro.
Now you're gonna ruin my intro. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You're gonna interrupt my fucking intro.
Okay, am I a character, an object, or an animal?
Why am I asking this, actually? Why am I...
I shouldn't be asking this. I'm a character, bro. I'm a character.
I'm not a fucking animal.
Is your character a female?
No, no. Even though people say that I have double D titties,
no, I'm not a fucking female.
Does your character really exist?
Yeah, but people try to act like I don't exist.
People treat me like I'm just invisible.
Is your character from YouTube?
No, probably, maybe probably.
I'm not a YouTuber though.
Does your character sing on a stage?
Probably not, bro, no, I don't sing.
Is your character black?
I mean, are we talking below the waist or above the waist?
Just kidding, I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding,
I'm just kidding.
No, my character is not black.
Does your character create music?
I mean, a hundred miles away, but you're here.
Y'all know that shit?
Y'all know that shit?
Y'all know that shit?
I would say probably not.
Is your character an actor?
No.
Is your character an adult man?
I'm an adult man, yes.
Is your character American?
Yes.
Is your character a gamer?
Yes.
Does your character like playing Roblox? No!
Is your character a minor? No!
Does your character have a beard? No!
No.
No.
Yes!
Hold on.
Yes?
Yes?
No?
Is your character an annoying teenager who can't sing at all?
So I'm an annoying teenager who can't sing at all?
Like at all. We're talking like not even in the slightest, not even in the slightest.
So you said that I was this you fucking dickhead
debunked that is not me but my question is who submitted energy Ronaldo who who submitted
this bro no it is not me you fucking idiot it's the same picture are you fucking dumb
Are you fucking dumb also by the way who wrote down that I'm an annoying teenager who can't sing that is not true
That is not true. Well, that is not fucking true. That is absolutely not fucking true. I can sing facts background idea
Okay, so this is cool and all but why did you put a star of David next to my face getting expanded by like
50 fucking like brother you like stretched out my fucking face like you stretched out my fucking face
Well, also I saw another person. I don't know why y'all Photoshop this
Why did you Photoshop my back like this? Like what is this man? Like what is this also?
Do I change my desk y'all told me to change my desk? Do I change it? It is some booth
Like my desk is actually some booth bro. This is like the cheapest fucking desk ever
It's like only a matter matter matter of time until it snaps in half, bro. I don't know, bro
I don't know. I that has no no, bro. Yes, please do it. I mean chat who liked what did you do to my face, bro?
This is not me. This is evil Ron. I
Mean bro, this doesn't look that bad. I'll be honest with you. Maybe he's right
Maybe he's right my my cable management right now by the way is actually fucking dog shit
It is like everywhere bro that and a monitor stand. I mean, bro who fuck a monitor stand make every monitor stand
breaking news
Wardrobe has signed a one-year deal to the alumni team of the streamer games. Eurasia will be replaced into the injured reserve
So I'm going against Wardrobe
Look at the teams G each
Gege
Okay, my team is low key the best. I'm dead serious. I'm dead serious, right?
My team is low key the fucking best
Like no bullshit. I think we can win. What day is it on? It's in seven days. Oh my god
We only have seven days we Gege
You are gonna join a team
With someone that was talking smack about your son like bro. Why man?
You can't be this thirsty for a ring, bro. You can't be this thirsty for a ring, bro
How do you even have a Philadelphia cheese steak in here in your life? I've never seen LeBron have a Philly cheese steak at least
What do you know about Philadelphia, bro?
I'm gonna also say it right now, too. Don't
There's no difference between Kevin Durant and LeBron. So if you want to talk about what?
Kevin Durant wanting the team of a people you have to talk about LeBron in the same category, bro
Because what the fuck is this man? This has to be the definition of the most thirsty
Reenchasing shit that I have ever seen in NBA history brahman. Yeah, but we all knew that LeBron's trying to ring chase facts
Or no, we all knew that we knew he wasn't gonna like
Everyone knows like he's not gonna do a cleave like he's not gonna go to Cleveland
You know what I'm saying like we knew he was gonna go for a rain. I'm disappointed bro all in all bro
I am not agreeing with this brahman, bro. It doesn't even look right for you to even be with the Sixers Doug
Curry doesn't ring chase the rings chase him
Geez Louise man
Geez Louise man
Geez the fucking wheeze. Oh nice, bro. Siggie. You're just trying to embarrass me that I got
1.5,000 views in 45 minutes. Is this real like why are you sending this?
Anyways, I'm about to check the shit out for myself now and it's not bad kid
not bad kid dot dot dot it's a two out of ten bro go fuck yourself I don't man
I cannot be the only that doesn't agree with this bro okay be honest with you
right and what brahman doesn't win a ring and he retires without a ring by
making this decision if you love fraud
this is just thirsty inside as finest you're straight up rain chasing bro and
and i'm gonna be honest with you some people may not agree but this low how old is lebron he
could affect your legacy if we're being real bro you are going to a team with legitimately seven
fucking all stars how much help do you need bro wait who's on the team at 76ers joellen
beat stable or not a lebron james who else who else jay jay jaylin brown not y'all saying
The way you guys said random kids. So well indeed is not a random kid
This is what also makes Steph Curry a lot more in a good
Ran to need help man. Oh, he's a loafer's well beside the fact
You know what I'm saying like obviously the bronze will sign another team this and that but broke Curry has stayed low to see me
It's never
Now, actually, it would have been cinema.
I'll be honest with you, it's coming to an end now, bro.
LeBron James is on the verge of retirement.
Like you may not be a fan of LeBron, you may not watch basketball even, but seeing someone
that's such a legendary status leave, brother, are we getting old?
This is like Stable Ronaldo leaving the Fortnite community.
Like I'm dead ass serious.
This is groundbreaking.
Bronnie James can no longer say dad he passed the ball
in the middle of a game.
He's now gotta, he's gotta, like we gotta figure out
a new saying now, because now he doesn't have his dad.
Sad bro, sad bro.
LeBron James and Jaylen Brown fighting over
last bottle of hairspray at the 76ers facility.
Watch this.
I show speed and Jaylen Brown helped recruit LeBron James.
LeBron, pull up to Philly.
LeBron, pull up to Philly.
Think about it.
LeBron, Jaylen Brown, P.J.13, Stable and Auto.
He's gone.
He's gone.
He's gone.
You just prove you've been locked in.
You've been locked in.
Wait, does speed know something that we don't?
wait speed what else is there what else did you want to tell people
August 31st stable or no no we'll be getting gifted a thousand sums by five
individual people will also multitasking by getting a six pack be there for that
stream where do you live by the way what the fuck what the fuck gang you're fat
It's just like way to be directly forward bro
2026 Philadelphia Sixers
Braw I'm not even kidding like me messy fucking Neymar and fucking and Bob a might be the big four like no bullshit
like no bullshit like
It's nuts, bro. It's actually fucking nuts. It's really nuts, bro. That team was shit
What the fuck is there special bro? For example, nothing the real max winning those cards today
Brother, do you think I give a fuck about a million fucking MLB insert card when I can get a five to ten million dollar card?
So what would y'all rather see when we open up cards?
Um, a million, a signature, a show head out toning one-on-one?
Like...
Dude.
Dude, what's my guy's name chat from Burbank? What is it?
What's his thing?
Burbank. Hold on. What is it, Andrew?
I don't have his number. What's the other guys named Jonah? Wait, I don't have their number. Is it jeej?
Is it looking jeej?
Well, let me call Lacey
Yo, do you have a nod to
What do you have a nod to?
What's a nod to nod your head and suck this dick?
Yo, bro, can you can you hop to my room real quick? I have to show you something
Yeah
Bro fuck your appreciation day. I don't give a flying fuck nobody in this world gives a shit hop your little ass
Hi, bro, I'm sorry, bro. Happy national Lacey appreciation day
You're gonna make me all right
What do I appreciate you?
Sometimes when I don't feel like streaming I'll look at your stream and I'll be like damn
He still goes every single day no matter what and you inspire me to keep streaming
Okay, okay, thank you, right?
Also, if you do look in the rules you do have to give me a sub or throw something on the girls
I appreciate it if you don't throw me some subs my way
Yo, can you hop your little ass over to this room real quick?
Come here, bro.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, new room.
Just hold on to this just a second.
Okay.
Look what we're working with today.
Listen, we have an option here.
There is a one-of-one Shohei Otani double fucking auto signature gold plated.
Dude.
There's also another one-on-one, right?
Shohei Otani, XA Aaron Judge.
That's a legend right there.
That's a legend, one-on-one.
There's also, oh my God!
Is it bad I want that one or the other ones?
So you would rather take this over a five?
I'd rather have a Paul Steen's Minion card, yes.
They said one-on-one, too?
I don't know what it is,
but there's a ton of Minions, apparently.
So are you sure they're at this?
So I was gonna ask, do you have their number?
any of the numbers. Jonah? Yeah. Or Andrew can call them. I think so. Call them. Look what solo
logoman did. This is the new one Pride 2X. $3 million. Otani Top's gold logomint autograph and
card smashing. $3 million. One of one signed autograph signature auto chroma flare. Brother,
I mean, do you understand how good Shohei Otani is? He's like the same level as Prime
I'm stable Ronaldo.
He's like the LeBron of baseball, right, Jack?
Jack, correct me if I'm wrong.
Show hell, Tony's like the LeBron of baseball, no?
I mean, it could be.
He's like me, bro.
I'm telling you, look, they're saying he's better.
He's on the same level as stable Ronaldo.
I told you, can you go?
I can call you.
What do you want me to ask him?
I just, just tell him one more time.
I don't want to wait for your number.
I don't know if this is Joe or Andrew.
I don't know which one.
Hey, hey, hey, you who it's stable or not on Lacey
Hey Jonah question, bro
We might be coming in today. We're live right now. We're wondering do you have the shohay ohtani box that everyone's looking for?
That's the one
Let me take a look no you have them sold out
Is it cheap
Oni my my sealed product guys just said we're all out today, but we'll have some more tomorrow
That's not even flying off the shelves
Well, you don't have any.
We're getting our shipment in tomorrow.
How much tomorrow?
Let me see if he knows.
How much are each boxes?
I think they're about 300 bucks per obby box.
And how many packs are on each one?
Yeah, 20.
Is there guaranteed hits?
There's a guaranteed auto per box.
Oh my god, someone's gonna get this card.
Someone's gonna get this card.
How many of you get in tomorrow?
Jonah?
All right, we're definitely getting some in tomorrow.
I can set some aside for you guys.
How many of you guys get in?
I'm honestly not sure how much from we're getting tomorrow.
I have like 10 cases of each coming in, it's just a matter of when it gets
over.
How much is the case?
How much is the case?
Well, it's not a case.
It's going to be here.
I can tell you guys it's not a case, but we just don't know what time it's going to come in because it's up to the shipping company.
So it's just one case.
I can get you a case of a hobby boxes if you'd like.
What about the Tom's Chrome Baseball?
Yeah, the Tom's Chrome Baseball.
Okay, so.
What about the Minion?
The Minion.
Those are in there.
You can get them.
They're really hard to hit though.
Okay, how much is the case?
Case is probably gonna be around $3,500.
Let's play, let's play, $3,500.
Can we get two?
Yeah, that's fine. Do you know what time usually you get them like realistically?
Probably if you guys come towards the later into the day, what's the later?
Yeah, can you let us know like ASAP when you get him though because I have a flight tomorrow, right?
Okay, thank you
Wait, I got a guy let me try what's the my other guys name chat. What's his name Elvis right? Oh my god Elvis
Hold on. Oh
We might have some
Well, they're flying up the shelves like this though. Oh Eric's yeah
What else I don't know
Doug Doug Doug tomorrow
Why do I have to name something? Is that the car guy?
Who's Doug?
Your call has been forwarded.
Who's Doug? Who's Doug?
Who's Doug?
Doug?
Anyone over here?
I'm gonna call. Hey Elvis currently live right now on stream just so you know.
Question, do you have Topps Chrome Baseball 2026?
No, no one, of course we do.
How many do you have?
I don't know. Well I gotta ask the guys at the store. How many do you need?
Listen, we're gonna buy them all out but I need to know how much you have right now.
We're about to come in with a lot of people watching us, all right?
This big deal, this big money's here.
Okay, let me call you then.
We have right now, we have 220,000 people watching.
Nice.
Tell everybody I said what's up.
All right, text me ASAP.
Text me ASAP.
Well, I'm a kid of cool people.
Doug, how you doing?
It's Lacey here.
I'm on stream.
The stream can hear you.
You want to say what's up to the stream, Doug?
What up, stream?
Hello, Doug.
It's me, Stave, or an auto.
It's me, Ron, Doug.
What up, now?
I don't know what's happening.
I'm all Doug.
So Doug, listen, we're calling to wonder
if you, by any chance, have the 2026 Tops Chrome Baseball.
2026 tops chrome baseball. We have a few boxes left of hobby and glasses until next week. It's sold out like crazy.
How many more boxes do you have?
Top's chrome hobby. Let me count for you. Let's see what we got over here.
It's the one with the minion, right?
It's the one with the minion in the possible Shohei Otani, yeah?
Of course. I have 10 boxes left of chrome hobby.
And what about the blasters?
Blasters, I'll give you a case if you want a case.
What's what what comes in the blasters?
What's the hit difference is there any guaranteed hits per box
Yep, so so can you get can you oh heartbreak? Okay, so Doug can you get the one-of-one show?
Hey, oh Tony in the blasters or no
No, no, it's possible, but not probable.
Okay, how many, how many, okay, how much is each box?
Each box of what the hobby is, they're going for about your price or your regular price.
Come on, dog.
How much?
How much?
Your price, like you and T, you guys cheat.
My cost is 300 bucks a box, but I sell them for 375.
Okay.
Okay, okay, if we wanted you to if I caught it over back
Listen we asked for
Hey Doug, you know, we're gonna buy all 10 what are we looking at here, you know
Okay
100 for all 10 just so we could cover the Uber
So 2,800 and I'll have the Uber pick them up
Whatever you want
All right, Doug. I'm gonna send it over right now. Okay
Okay, thank you Doug
If there is a show hey, oh, Tony in this
Yes, we have to make an agreement now one of us get these car what are we doing?
Well, that's ours actually on God. They're like no no bullshit
No, no, we can't do it. Oh who pulls it? We're in this together if we pull the car we split
Or we put it in the case and we just keep it early to be keeping like friends
There's a $10 million card in this house one of us is gonna die unless we agree on something
No, let's be agree on something
I'm gonna have to kick you in your kneecaps, etc. Like if there's a $10 million card. I'm running out of here
Brother we're not on some like art shit, bro, they're gonna look at us like a fucking idiot listen
We could do this. Okay, so we're gonna split it. Yes, actually
I know we get 10 million our car we split it whatever we sell for we split it
I got it.
We have to.
Okay.
So what about, uh, evil?
Wait.
I got told it's a redemption card.
What does that mean?
That it'll be a redemption card.
Is that true?
Chad, is that true?
Or it'll be the actual card?
There's no way if it's a redemption card.
Because if it's a redemption card, no, the guy who's sending it is not going to send
it.
There's no way.
If I saw a 10 million dollar card when I'm giving it out on my soul, I'm talking to
me.
No, I don't think you're giving it from a person.
It's from, it's from tops.
And they send it to you.
I could never work for these companies. I'm not gonna lie. I would steal that. I see you're saying if you're a worker, I would steal that. I would steal that.
Let me call Elvis back one more time because he has cards there.
I think who else can you call? Oh my gosh, I know someone else.
What's up, bro?
Hey, Elvis. Question, bro. How many are at the stores? I'm about to head over.
We have two hobby, two jungle, and maybe one breaker.
You won't break her cases or boxes cases. Well, you have two cases. Yeah, how far is
it? It's right in Burbank. Can you send him aside, Elvis? Yeah. Yeah. Well, I want you
guys to be there. I'm going to be there. We're talking about the new Top's Chrome, right?
I'm talking about the minions. I want the minions. Oh, minions. No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, the minions. 26 Top's Chrome hobby. Yeah, yeah, we have Top's Chrome. Yeah, that's
the show. Hey, what's on one of
one? It's the one you know where
it is. It's the one on all is
it's chicken. Um what are you
guys coming from? 40 minutes.
Is that a deal? I could just
package it and be there and
be here in 40 minutes. It's up
to you. How much is it for both
cases. Uh, stable or not a deal. Yeah, sort of. Yeah, I do. The hobby is 4200 a case, the jumbles 5200 a case, the breaker 7200 a case.
What is, what, what can you get in the breaker? Huh? What, what comes in the breaker? It's, it's a long pack. You get, it's all like, it's all a hitch. You get more
hits in the breakers and the hobby and it's ready and it's gonna be so we got
all three how much would it be there's a demand for this I don't even want to
sell you all three because replacing it becomes hard you know there's a deal for
everything Elvis talk to me what are we thinking you guys tell them I'll have the
guys take care of you because I'm not there right now we're gonna be there in
40 minutes so if anyone comes in shoot them I'm just kidding I'm gonna text you
when I'm like five minutes away ten minutes away okay cool thanks guys okay
I'm not 4200 we can get that how much is the case that they say Jonah they said they said
$350 a box so ten keys ten bucks selling cases cases are guaranteed hits usually right chat right or wrong
Cases are like guaranteed hits usually. Yeah
Keep in mind. We already have
$3,000 worth from Doug coming that'll be here in two hours
The case is worth it.
A lot of my cases are game changers.
Like when I even got the Spongebob ones, I always got some like.
So we get two.
Also, by the way, I don't know what happened all my, by the way, you should check your cards.
My cards went up crazy.
What do you mean?
My Spongebob card is worth like $7,000.
What?
Yeah.
Apparently my card is worth like $7,000 now.
There's a case hit in each case?
Yeah.
He sent me a thing check fucking splice all cards one of 700% like my car like it's worth a lot
Marlin just texted me. What he said he said you don't understand. I did that shit
I posted the exact same video you did to prove a point. I'm the king Muggers sit down
But nobody gives the fuck about this mommy shit and he's wearing 20 27. Oh, he's circled how many likes our tiktok
Scott, bro. He's not real. That's what he cares about, bro
He's in the Amazon rainforest right now.
In the Amazon rainforest talking about King of Moggy.
Here we go.
I'm ready bro, can we drink to your car?
My car's gonna get crooked.
Can we take the cyber fuck?
Yeah, it should make it, baby.
What do you mean?
I'm sure we didn't charge it last night.
Okay, so Jack, what should we go in there with?
How much money are you going to spend?
I don't understand like four bands. I'm down by a case you buy this I buy case and then the other thing we just split
And then the duck should we slip? Yeah, I was nothing for now. It's gonna be 1400 each
1400 on top of a case each. Yeah
You're not not each and then if a you got who's got a gambling deal facts or no chat
He should buy the one breaker pack Rob
And you can just keep it whatever you get if you get the final
I keep everything
Look, it's a lacy day I got a cake Rob
Wait, run you want to smell it?
No, but that's not
Look six seven day happy lacy appreciation day nice, bro. Oh, it's really cool. Actually. We why is it?
I
Retire to like 30 because I charged a half way last night and then I drove it to best bottle of Lays and then
Get this cake so it's at 30. That's not making it
Do we take the golf cart?
My car is about to be clean like right now
It could take my car, but we can't fit it. I don't know who fit his wheelchair will fit
You need a wheelchair
and N4 so?
Yeah, bro Drew get the fucking shit on and let's fucking head out out of here
Fuck that bullshit ass cake drew
Take that three for you and three
You know I have two cars yeah, my car only fit two people and my car is getting worked on right now as we speak
I gotta get the box. I gotta get Russell. I'm not gonna lie to you. That's Russell
Bro, what if we actually get this card? No bullshit.
Like, I'm not kidding. If we get this card, bro, I'm buying it.
Check with the cash?
Well, I mean, cash couldn't work.
They might be giving us better deals.
That's what I'm saying. You want to just have a baby and I'll just pay cash?
Let's just go first.
Well, I gotta have the cash on me.
Hey, you can just spawn that shit in there, you know?
If I got people under us, that will always get us cash.
Yo, can I call you back in two?
Fuck no! Russell, just really quick.
I need you to over-package the cards from Doug to the house.
I just I just ordered two 226 tops chrome hobby box 10 boxes from Doug I need you to call the
over package from Doug's car shop to the house and then also Russell Russell can you bring a
Naja Naja Naja head and suck this dick
Yeah, all right, thank you just coordinated with them. Thank you
Okay, ready. All right, bro. We got to get our man here. Holy shit. That is gonna be cinema
I'm not getting this. Yeah, this is gonna be cinema, bro
I mean the biggest waste of money or like the biggest like we might actually become okay, so how much how much cash right?
Let's see if it's 30. Let's see. We're listening to you. We can get him down to like 3600 a case
3600 case plus $7,000 breaker ball. I'm gonna need 10k cash and we'll grab it.
I'll be right back. He just has 10k cash. Jeej. Jeej. Jeej. Jeej. Oh my god.
Svj? Bro, I'm not alive. We get that fucking card.
Gege. Deadass Gege.
If I ever sell my Gegee throughout us, just know that that Svj is coming.
You might see some news soon.
Yo, bro, I'm ready to do this shit. I'm ready to do this shit. I'm ready to do this shit.
I'm ready to fucking do this shit.
I'm ready to fucking do this shit, bro.
Oh my god, this shit smells like Naja.
Oh
Yeah, ladies ladies come on bro get on in we're gonna have to uh
We're gonna have to need you anyway. Are you good?
Yeah
Look at this
Yeah, bro. Who's it already? He's gonna carry a cash. I think but what if someone tries to fucking shoot us for that?
is this real? Should I rip it? Wait, what if someone tries to like hunt us down now?
You just alerted everyone that we have 10 grand in cash on us that we're about to go
to a card store verbatim. Like why the fuck would you kill a noun by bringing it?
Well, why would you like announce that? No, bro, just key-strip, bro. Just key-strip.
Why are people saying call Cuddy you guys want us to fly Cuddy wherever he is right now get him over here in the matter of fucking five minutes
Those drew ready. What's he doing ladies? Come up. We need someone
Help I need somebody
Help not just anybody I have to get the address actually hold on
Hold on one second, but I'm not gonna lie if we actually get this though and what do we do?
What do we do?
We're gonna have a target on our backs.
Brother, we're worth it.
If we get a one-on-one target, what would we say to them
if we cut it in half perfectly and framed each half?
It'd probably be worth more.
It's like art, bro.
You ever see the guy who had the painting with the balloon
and then it's shredded once they bought it?
Yeah.
It's like the same shit.
What's that thing?
It's an adhesive.
Yeah, so where's our cameraman?
Lace?
Drew?
Should we call John?
on aware aware aware aware well fuck your leg we're about to become billionaires
over night on one one leg no we're about to become a billionaire overnight
dumbass no troll though would you like start punching on me if I got it no
we're splitting it really we're not splitting it is my food in the blaster
box you put on the blaster box and I see that on my saw that's so bad
I'll be honest if I put it in the last one I'll give you a no if I sold it for five mill I'd give you a no
Is he lying to you? Oh god I wouldn't
I mean wait what are you gonna do with your money like when I when I give you a hundred thousand
A hundred thousand? Like you get out of the blaster box I hope you know I'm I'm kicking your kneecaps in until you collapse
So you're not
You can use crutches your wheelchair is not fit in the back
Okay
I put the seats down. Yeah, where is Lays?
I saw Lays where oh he's in the pool say owned on
Are we gonna make it back again for me?
Three hours. What's on this man?
Those are the eight
We got read that
Yo Waldeed, thank you for the rain, Bretta, thank you for the rain, W rating the chat.
W matter.
What's the matter?
I need somebody.
How is my camera not thinking of the...
I'm gonna check the tube.
Or I'm just walking.
I felt his aura walk through the door.
Also, we're tanning.
He just told me we're tanning.
I wish.
That was the best one.
What's going on?
You don't need your sire's yet.
Actually, I pulled the showdown.
It's on your card on the blaster.
I'm going to take, I'm going to take three mil.
I'm going to give you 500k and I'm going to give you lays 1.5.
Actually, you will.
Why the fuck would lays get 1.5?
I'm not even kidding.
I'm taking that coin.
I'm running.
I'm taking that coin, I'm running.
I'm gonna shove your card up my ass.
Like no bullshit.
Also, you gotta be careful with the redemption card.
You show the QR code, G-H.
Really?
Probably.
I don't believe in that redemption card shade.
I pulled a Luca rookie auto and I never got it.
Yeah, because it was expired.
You pulled it from like 10 years ago.
They kind of fucking have that anymore.
This is how it's gonna look.
Wait, this guy pulled it?
Let me see him.
Talk to me Russell.
Who the fuck is tongue, tongue, tongue, tongue over?
That's good, thank you.
I think there's a hundred and thirty.
Don't think so.
What?
What?
What do you say?
I'm getting a fuck done.
I pulled, I pulled a Luka Rookie Auto.
What's the rule of that?
That's Russell.
I pulled a Luka Rookie Auto car, right?
Card is worth like seven bands. We tried to call Panini and they give you points if a card's expired. They gave me a hundred twenty
Hundred twenty dollars. Fuck them
Fucking shit gas place I'll take it
So what's going on boys
Oh, they broke our TV. Oh, that's not fine, actually
They're saying suburb babies outside our house right now at the ski mask
So is my backpack does not work?
Like why can't we just make sure that's...
Alright bro, we're just starting yours bro.
Hey, what's on the sign of one-year deal?
No, bro, this is not real. It's just gonna be playing in the band.
Um, well what are we gonna do? Cause when I get back I'm gonna need the bag.
Alright ladies, I just take the bag, take the first bag I guess, you're going to drive it, so I'm wheelchairless.
I mean we could try to fit it but...
You shut your hoe ass up.
Yeah, probably.
Yeah.
Fuck, are you looking at dick?
Wait, hold on. I didn't even realize you moved your room around.
What a hero it's already.
Oh, okay.
Fuckin' piece of shit.
Have you been here before, or not?
Yeah, it's wheelchair-less room.
Have you all fit in your trunk?
We could try. I just don't think he's gonna fit in your room.
Did you get any pilots?
Blaine, we never parted in your room.
I did, man. I lied. Let's just go get this shit in me.
down. How?
We're hitting it, we're hitting it in the trunk.
Alright, let's drop it.
You know what they're going to say when we get there?
They're going to say, open these cards here.
We're leaving.
We're not opening their bullshit.
Get the cyber truck.
If you can't get the cyber truck,
you're just going to have to charge all the way back.
You don't even get us there with like 10% and then...
30% you think it'll drive that way?
I think it's only 20.
No?
I doubt it.
You're going to my car first.
You're going to run it off?
Nope.
Alright.
What are you hopping around for, bro?
We're about to become fucking millionaires.
Yo, buddy.
Yeah?
We're about to become millionaires.
Holy shit, how much fucking food do you guys eat?
Goddamn on the nightstand!
What, what?
Yo, buddy, I fucking got every food she possibly could want after you ate her pizza!
Well, it wasn't her pizza, you know.
I don't know where your fingers put your crutches.
Oh, nice.
Oh, God.
So I have no crutches and no wheelchair.
It could be worse, bro. You could be fat. You could have a military haircut.
Bullshit, that's tattoos.
I have good tattoos.
Well, I said it could be worse.
I'm not kidding you. I gotta call my mom and shit. We're about to pull the craziest fucking card over.
Should I not bring this cash in?
Sure.
I just want to keep paying cash in this little, you know, tax problem.
Oh, for sure. We can avoid taxes.
You think $550,000 down on a car is worth it?
What?
Let's go bro.
Let's fucking get out of here, draw a cinch of the address.
Yo buddy boy, hop around, come on over here.
So wheelchair isn't fit, where the fuck are crutches going to go?
We're going to stick it out the window.
That's how we do it one seat down and then you two can sit like in the other.
Let's go Tubbs!
Let's move!
I'm gonna kick your fucking crushes coming
This is depressing
I don't come fucking millionaires
This is nuts, bro. I don't even know what we're gonna do with this money
Like the first thing I'm doing row is like you secure every location
Ain't no bullshit
Hypothetically speaking we should pull one good card today. Yeah, like one of us is gonna make 10 bands
I want to split whatever you make.
I thought it was only for the $5 million.
No, you're like, I could tell like this, like these J-TAC that you're pulling off.
You're gonna scam me sometime.
No, I'm not gonna scam you.
You're gonna say one of us is gonna make.
Well, I mean, yeah, the other one's gonna have to somehow crawl to the car when I scam you.
Can you sell us out a cup of rum?
You really want to take that?
And then we have a risk, we're missing the T-Foon verse myth.
Fucking jeez.
Hey bro, come on bro, and I would help you, but it's like teaching a baby how to do shit.
You gotta learn this shit on your own.
It doesn't help that it's 104 degrees in our house.
It's not 100 and so.
Let's go bro.
Let's show how your tiny car is talking to us.
Yeah, and guess what?
It's probably like, I don't have a fucking wheelchair, because you took my Cybertruck around the world.
My parents want to take a cage for National Lacy Day.
You are!
It's not National Lacy Day, bro. It's not a real show.
National Lacy is February 30th.
You're telling me a cake couldn't have fit in your BMW?
Drew, what did you do?
You knew we were going card shopping today.
Oh, I'm not.
Yes!
You were!
What did he do?
What did he do?
He was on stream in rearview yesterday.
No, that's fine, bro. That's fine. You just don't do your job.
That's cool.
That's fine, Drew. Just...
Avery, you better start learning Chinese, buddy.
Go ladies, come on.
I'm fucking tired, Avery.
Kind of appreciation is this shit.
Ah, Shohei just called me.
He said, pull your ass up, I'm in the box.
Come on.
I don't even know where it is.
Someone was riding around the road here, but...
Oh, someone rode around the road here, right? Soon as.
Yeah, someone was riding around.
I don't know who the fuck was.
It's the pilots!
Okay.
I'll show you, just text me, dude.
He said, quickly come, I'm in the last box.
I need you to unbox me ASAP.
Go.
If we get a Paul Skeen's car, I'm selling it to Libby Dunn.
Who the fuck is Paul Skeen?
That's Libby Dunn's boyfriend.
Who gives a fuck about Libby Dome?
Is the ISO good on this shit?
It's ice in this pool.
Bro, Lacey, come on, bro.
Hurry your ass up.
It's time to go beast mode.
I'm trying.
You want a flag on it?
OK, good.
Why don't you do a flag?
It's like a park in good spots.
She looks like a wheelchair for disabled people.
It-it-it-it, well, that's what wheelchairs are.
Why do you need a wheelchair? We're going quickly.
We're gonna take their shit and leave like a heist!
So I'm gonna have to fucking crutch around and hurt my leg and hurt my armpits.
I'm a little sissy bitch.
You would think with that military-ass cut, bro, you would know how to fucking walk on them.
Please, man.
You'd fit in pilots surely if it's in yours, right?
Yeah, but Drew has the fake BMW. He's the M40-O.
Don't even pilot the same one?
No, the PowerPy has the M4.
No way the flag is gonna be what fucks it up. No, it's okay. Oh wait, do you think it'll?
Oh
You got an angle from the horizontal diagonal axis
And then you're gonna go I'm gonna help you it's a good no way this fit
No, you got to the other way, other way, other way.
Why don't you, why don't I?
There you go.
Good to see you, man.
Okay.
Wait, did you send me the address one?
Shohei, here we come!
Beaked.
Beaked.
All right, Drew, it says we get there in 35.
I need you to get us there in 22 minutes.
A little air conditioning in the back, maybe?
Maybe in the front, too.
No, fuck that shit.
Can we get a fuck that?
Oh my God.
Shohei texting me.
Come quickly, bro.
I'm about to be unboxed.
You know what?
If we pull a Shohei card,
let's get back to the chat a little bit.
All right, chat fairs.
If we pull a $5 million Shohei card,
we'll get back well.
$10,000 each for a chance.
We'll give 100 subs away.
Okay, 100 subs.
We'll give a hundred subs to the community. Yeah hundred gifted subs to the fucking community, bro
Actually, we'll wait until September then we'll gift you guys could win one billion you ain't given us shit Jews
What the fuck you're getting timed out
Dude really bro
Probably real do they see if I pull a 500 dollar card. I'm minimum gonna give you a hundred dollars
No, what do you mean, if you?
We already shook that if we pull this card, we both split it and get SPJs.
I'm buying that SPJ regardless, bro.
I'm about to buy it right now, actually.
I'm about to just sit for four months.
Listen, bro, fuck a view count, make every view count.
Fuck a show, hey, Otani, make every Otani show.
Hey!
Okay!
Okay!
Hey, hold on, let's repeat that.
Hey, fuck a show, hey, Otani, make every show.
No, wait, no.
Make every old Tony show, hey!
Not bad, bro.
Yo, maybe we can get a discount going.
Lacey, appreciation that you walk in there and be like, yo.
I could show him the holiday.
Yeah, show him the holiday, bro.
Tell him you only have a couple of days left.
Okay, realistically, what's our negotiation tactic?
Because he said 4,200 for a six.
You show up in a wheelchair and you really play the act.
And I say, yo, he's got a couple of days left.
He's really looking for this fucking car.
Tanner, thank you for the five gift that Tanner appreciates you.
Appreciate you and my chat. Thank you for the typing in the chat is typing. Hello. Well, shit not actually. Oh, true
What's going on here?
All of the much red skies and bouncy bouncy
Careful to squirrel
Listen we get there pretty quick this will all be worth it
Imagine we get back open up the cards take like an hour
We pull a $5 million card into watching myth versus fucking TV. Oh, like
Like fucking cheese!
No, fuck a canyac combo, let's get the tailgate.
What is a tailgate?
You can get like 25 chicken tenders, 25 slices of toast,
and like a whole bucket of fries.
It's called the canyac, the Cane's tailgate.
Why on earth would anyone buy that?
For a tailgate, but we can just get it for us too.
Ladies, do you want to redeem your canyac combo today?
I don't know, it's okay.
Are you sure, bro?
Yeah.
Are you sure?
Yeah.
What's wrong, bro?
I'm sure.
You playing Black Ops too?
Yes sir, I'm playing Black Ops every night.
Damn bro, must be playing Call of Duty every day.
It's pretty fun, I usually ask you every day if you want to play.
But I keep telling you the same answer, I don't have the PS5 corner.
Dude, you still watching Black Ops TV?
Alright, give me one.
I mean, to be fair though...
To be fair though, what?
Do you have a naja or no?
What's a naja?
At least, um...
You didn't want to hear this when they said you sure you don't have it, bro?
No, I didn't.
Do you have the naja?
I do not have the naja.
Okay, so then go ahead and ask it.
Do you have a naja?
What's a naja?
Aren't you friends with a naja?
Are you friends with a naja?
Are you friends with them or not?
You didn't talk to them, right?
Are you friends with a naja?
Who's naja?
Are you sure you want to do this, bro?
Like, this is gonna get really dirty in a second.
Okay, who is naja?
You're gonna nod your head and then you're gonna suck this dick.
until I come. Ha ha. It's a viral meme. Nod your head. Nod your head. Yeah, yeah.
So the meme basically goes like I'm trying to get inappropriate with you.
So that's gonna go viral? Yeah, probably. You know how like Roman Atwood back in the
day, the prank where he flashed kids? Yeah. We should do that on like Doomsday.
Okay, would you do that nowadays? No. No, for sure not. But like during the...
Don't you walk around this slow, bitch?
Oh, gosh.
Oh, now we're getting arrested, chitch.
Nice, Drew.
Maybe I should be driving.
You just say anything.
Do you guys not know the Roman Atwood he used to pretend to flash kids crying back in the day?
Yeah, he would have like the robot and then he'd go and he'd walk up to them like this.
Yeah.
I have my buckle on, Chad. I just can't-
I just can't run a drill
Oh my god, I'm a sissy
Drill now this person behind is gonna catch up and look at you and it's gonna be awkward. Oh
God jeech like actually jeech guys. I can't put this part of my seatbelts on I have a torn ACL
Are you fucking know that's not a 20 so that's your stomach? No, I can't because it hurts my knee when it was
Strikers your stomach. Oh cut circulation
Just a reminder for Drew, 40i.
No, fuck you.
Drew, you're so fucking chopped.
It should have been you that got fired.
What?
Isn't it crazy I'm the longest-lasting?
Are you?
Yeah.
How long have you been a cameraman for?
Since before.
No, is that laser?
No, I was there before laser technically.
I think I can speak for everyone including Lacey you've been there for too long. Yeah
Soon as I heard the news about John getting released free agency that all child was telling me to sign them
It's okay
You got the junko voucher because Jinx he doesn't know any camera
Not a lot of people probably look at you like you're like like you need to die true. Oh
When I pull that show out Tani, bro, I'm just gonna buy a new camera. I can tell Lacey is experiencing what Derek Rose
his experience when he got injured on the bulls. Thank you, bro.
So you're comparing a fucking all-star athlete to Lacey who can't put on a fucking seatbelt.
Listen, bro, me and Derek Rose are the same.
In what category?
We both were young in our primes and having an MVP caliber season and we both got hurt and it was tragic.
Random kid, bro.
Random fucking kid. It's just one minute, bro. We're good.
I'm on SOS. We got bitrate.
Yeah, Drew, bro. Can you enter shark mode?
Where you go swimming, bro. Oh, Doug is face-down to me. What's up, Doug? Talk to me.
What up boys? So if you're going first here...
Okay.
You're going first here right now. So I will not return this until I can see his nuclei.
Alright, so we're about to put everything in the water chop right now for you. And they...
Please?
Yeah.
I got you. I'm giving you a case of blasters.
A case?
If...
If the blasters had the golden ticket, we split it.
For free you're giving it?
Alright, okay, how about 70-30?
About 60-40, I do it.
We'll take the deal.
Alright, I got some.
So we got yourself in the truck right here, bro.
And it's coming to you.
I gave you glass.
I gave you, um, heavy sleeves and blasters.
Thank you so much, Doug.
You're the go.
Alright.
Got it. Okay.
Alright. Thank you, Doug. I trust you no matter what.
Alright. Bye, big, big, Doug.
Bye.
We got three case of blasters.
Yeah, the best part is, bro, this shit's not written.
What? You get that $5 million worth?
You know, there's literally...
There's not a chance you get a dollar.
You know what's even better? In the state of California,
um, like, verbal agreements don't mean shit,
ask me shit.
Don't mean shit.
No, we shouldn't here. They agreed to be working. Wait our blasters good
They're saying that's a gunner case
Maybe it was somebody I didn't know I'd be like, okay, maybe it's a little something like that. Oh, yeah, Doug
Doug
No, we're excited to give you 50-50 if we get it dog you there
Oh, look what I found, Doug.
That fat ass butt.
That fat fucking butt, man.
Wait, so our blaster's good?
I don't know. You're asking a fucking noob.
A case of blasters?
Dan, so we're gonna have to split that 25-25-50, you know?
So now if we make five million dollars, only me and you make...
1.5, and he makes two, I think.
No, he makes 2.5, we make 2.5, so we make 1.25 each.
I mean, I'll take that. It's like a little old money, but I mean, I'll take it.
I'll take it, bro. Like, we will take it.
Yeah, we will, for sure.
We can get blasters at retail stores.
So?
What?
It's a free case.
Fuck.
Drell, actually, fares.
What's that?
There you go.
Yeah, it's like, it's fares. It's like, this new meme that went around.
You actually think Tifa beats Smith?
Brother, I'm willing to bet real money that T-Fu meets Mith.
There's no fucking world where T-Fu loses.
I don't believe it.
I actually don't believe it.
Anyone else, Jack?
I really fucking don't believe it.
Why are you crazy for having Mith?
I don't believe it, bro.
I personally don't believe it.
Whoa, Drew, what's going on here?
Are we in a rocket?
I feel like Mith is better than T-Fu nowadays.
Brother, Mith is better than T-Fu.
Maybe if he uses a launch pad...
Maybe if he's using anything...
Maybe if he chops down and then says, cheese.
Yeah, I think they can do that, no?
That's fucking cheese, bro.
If myth chops down and chops him, bro,
he's actually a dork.
Why'd you drive in this M340i like that M3?
You have off my dick.
Can't even drive at all.
Oh, that's like, actually, in front of this A-boot.
Act.
I might have.
Yo.
Stand on it.
Yo, ladies.
Please put that mic in his throat, bro.
Hey.
Dude, you gotta go.
Yo.
You're gay.
Which is the knee that hurts?
I'm just curious in case you get the card.
What?
I just want to make sure I don't punch you in your kneecap by accident.
So I want to make sure it's this one or that one.
It's important.
Alright, man. I just want to make sure I don't just...
Yeah, you know what we should do? It's his national AC appreciation.
What?
We should recreate the payback clip.
Should go on the wheelchair and I just yank on your leg and continue crying.
What we should do is order a large pizza tonight to launch crush and have a little party.
Oh my god bro, are we going to get fried?
Yes.
Oh my god and then Leys gives us our pens.
Yes.
And a fortnight card and we pass out.
Yes.
Oh my Santa Ma.
Oh I can imagine it already.
Oh it's a Leysi Appreciation Day.
Leysi Appreciation Day.
Get fried play high for night and eat a large pizza with a horsed crush
True if you get me fucking killed you're getting sued
His lawyers would still sue you and then it's his mom would get everything is this under an umbrella policy didn't think so you're fucked
Stop ignoring the chat are you there yet?
Or what five minutes away me are you there you would see if we're there get you dumb fuck hey, bro
That's actually not nice. Let's try to spread more positivity. Yeah, is the ice on auto seems a little dark
Does it look better just a little dark in here, that's all
Are we there yet? I open the sunroof by my whole son
I
Know
Do you know why it's not a real Sunroof the Sunroof goes back here
It's fake yo, is this fake
He's got a wet Willy fucking door in 2026
You bro shit smells. I don't want to smell your you you the fuck
What's that
Bro back in school. I'm not kidding my teacher my ginger. She's getting wet willies on my asshole
That's called sexual abuse to take his middle finger and his ring finger suck on it
How old are you? I'm 13. How was he?
48
That's not me tell you that was a game or probably be like what will you attack?
You got it's called that's that's illegal
It's okay. That happens though
My dad just won a game with me too. My priest got arrested and you're touching kids
I was like one of the only kids he didn't touch I don't know why yeah
Yo drew are we there yet?
No hurry up every five gifted we kicked drew dude the front
No way Shohei just texted me, he said bro you only got five minutes or else I'm
leaving this box. No, the fact that it's already predetermined what box it's in
and it's probably just sitting in that box you're about to open. Real talk though,
not trying to farm, actually asking a genuine question. Do you think those
cards that are like worth five million dollars or like one million dollars are
already predetermined? Like the people already bought them like they know what
it's in and they just gave it to you. So you think there's random people out there that actually like...
Hey, you got five?
Yup.
Like there's no way some of these companies don't fucking get it.
No, it's definitely not. That would cause I would make it fully scammed.
Yeah, but like how are you gonna turn that?
Oh wait, Otani's in my chat. If you find my card, I'll give you something special.
What is he talking about?
Yo Drew bro!
Like yo I'm not kidding like to be fair though we are almost there.
Switch to what?
Drew I'm not getting my neck hurt.
No I want to do I want to give I want to give Paul like what is this fucking shit?
What did you just say?
Can you massage me? Can you give me an action massage?
It's neutral. Like I need some like aggressiveness now.
Oh my fucking god, I'm not kidding either.
Is it good? No. I'm not even kidding stop.
It hurts. It hurts? I'm not kidding.
Ah! Ah! Oh my god!
Stop. Stop.
It's actually painful. Oh my so I'm so...
You should have took a little aggressive...
I'm tight like that is actually tight. I need an actual. What is it called a masseuse?
I think Ayo. It's not Ayo to get your friend a massage.
I'm Alfred.
Alfred?
Bro, ladies, bro.
We should donate all our money to charity.
Shut up. Stop talking.
And we should get a camper and then just road trip around the North for us to our lives.
I have an idea. Let's do, let's do, um...
Yeah, I was back glancing at myself.
You ever see those clips where those guys
give homeless people like fireballs and shit and cigarettes?
Yeah.
Or we should all give them like...
Wait.
Hey!
We should all give them like,
streamer-ing backpacks, like streamer-ing backpacks.
You wanna go around and give homeless people streamer-ing backpacks?
Yeah, okay.
I wanna...
Did you saw ASU announced?
Yeah!
They're announcing their own streamer university.
We should go.
I want to make my own campus. I want to basically, I told Laseness. It's a good idea.
What did I name it? Streamer change? Or like, world change?
I basically want to take plumbers and electricians out of their job, and I want to give them streaming queries.
I feel like we need less plumbers, less electricians.
Yeah, I mean, eventually robots just didn't do it anyways.
So might as well. I feel like streaming is the only job that can't get overtaken by AI.
Brother, our viewers are AI, they're not anyone.
That's true.
Yo!
But actually think about it, actually think about it.
Yo!
This is true.
The streaming content creation is the only career path that isn't going to get taken over by robots.
That's not true.
No one wants to watch a robot sit there on a screen and be entertaining.
No one's going to be entertained by that.
Brother, I don't even think they're entertained by us, they just laugh at us.
Like, nobody really laughs with us anymore.
Yes they do.
I don't really want to be...
EAT.
I just want to be him.
Turn the air down a little bit, here's your tiny bit.
That's good.
Can I ask a question?
Yeah.
Why do I like randomly keep getting boners throughout the day when I don't have to pee and I'm not horny?
I actually found out I have an disease recently, too. It's called hypersexuality.
What is that?
Is it ever you take too much estrogen?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Hypersexuality is basically when you get horny too much.
What do you get horny from?
Because I'm not horny.
Like, if I like hug, if I like hug my girlfriend, I'll get horny.
What?
I'm serious.
Like kiss goodnight?
I have a motor for like 10 minutes.
That's right.
Really?
Yeah.
No, I think I have a place for such a while.
You hugged me and laced my average.
I'll get a motor.
I'll get a girlfriend and hug her.
I hope that I'll get a motor.
He's like, bro, if you're not getting horny when you're interacting with your girlfriend,
then she's the devil.
Wait, is that normal?
But a hug, though?
Like just like a hug.
Okay, yes, you got to ask the actual question.
Like, what?
Like, what?
Like, what?
Like, what?
Like, what?
Like, what?
Like, what?
Like, what?
Like, what?
Hug, though?
Like just like a hug.
Okay, I'll ask you a question, I actually want to ask you a question.
Like, let's talk real shit.
If you're cuddling with your girlfriend.
Oh yeah, I get hard.
Okay.
Let's say like, let's say you guys like, you get like one kiss.
But then I get hard when I just like, I'm closer.
Okay, so it's this number.
So I don't have hyper sexuality.
No, but I'm getting like a boner right now.
Like I'm not kidding.
Like I can, you know, like I can get up and put my hands up in this guy and I can raise
it up and down for my hands.
I don't know why you have one right now.
I get up and down so I'm doing this.
I'm blocking my penis because I'm liking it.
I'm in shock right now.
I don't know why I have a fucking boner.
Because I don't have to pee.
I'm not hard.
Like, I'm not like horny.
I just have a boner.
Also, by the way, ladies in the chat, please click off right now.
I know we're probably going to try out 40,000 views, 50,000 views, 100,000 views.
Yeah.
But just click off.
You know, it's this and men talking right now.
I don't want to make y'all uncomfortable.
Did you know I found out that my audience is 87% women?
No, I'm serious.
You're also starting to make TikToks about me.
I'm dead serious.
No, I actually saw a couple bro. Yeah, I saw a few. No, it's actually crazy because like this is a real statistic
My audience is am I kidding?
35% female demographic
That's a real statistic on what on Instagram
35%
It used to be 33 what is going on. There's a lot of ladies that watch me, bro. I didn't even know that. There's a lot of girls that watch me, too
That ass
People think it's all like a little like high school boys that watch us. It's a lot of grown women, bro
Okay, so yesterday that ass I'm serious
You know how I wasn't streaming like early in the day. Yeah, well I went to see the Odyssey
I had to originally leave the first movie theater because there was so many people and it was girls
There's a lot of them or girls that were just like, oh, let me get your number
Why are you trying to watch the movie? I'm trying to watch the movie and they're like you're so sexy and my girlfriend
What's going on? What is this?
I know exactly how you feel, because I had to stop going to the gym.
Because every time I would go to the gym, you know, others like windows, they'd leak in.
There were girls with signs saying, Lisa, take your shirt off.
Act the gym windows.
Well, I'm trying to work out and focus on my body.
And I have girls like treating me like a sex icon.
I mean, I'm not trying to do that.
So you quit the gym?
Yeah, I stopped going because so many girls were crowd outside the door waiting for me to get out.
We have a gym at our house.
I throw girls, I'm a king.
When I would leave the gym, there'd be girls
that would run up to me with a cup
and try to get my sweat.
Bro, do you even work out enough to get sweat?
When you run to the gym?
They'd get a cup and they'd put it on my arm
and be like, can we please have some of your sweat?
That's not sweat, that's probably like fucking oil.
That's not oil, it's sweat.
I'm from working out.
We're running on the 76ers, bro.
I know, you're bringing it home for us.
I was not telling you about, I'm from Philly.
No, you're not.
I'm from Philly.
I'm from New York.
I'm from Cherry Hill, New Jersey, that's Philly.
I'm from Pennsylvania, I'm from South Jersey, I'm 18 minutes away from Philly, I'm claiming Philly.
I won't be honest, you could claim Philly.
Thank you.
Say I'm why I have to claim Philly, because I'm from PA.
But PA is Philly.
Exactly.
Pennsylvania is Philly.
So LeBron's bringing us a ring.
Bro, we gotta go to his game.
We gotta go to one game.
We gotta go to a game, and we have to go to the parade.
If they win?
When they win.
Philly might actually get churned upside down if they win.
Dude, do you understand how good their team is?
I mean, yeah, bro, they have fucking, they have LeBron, they have Max.
Maxi?
Maxi.
They have stable and auto, they have edge cum, they have dwelling bead, they have Jalen Brown.
Pretty sure they have, Chad, who do they have on the bench?
They have eight all-stars, I think.
They have some good bench pieces too, I think.
Guys, please stop calling Jalen Brown a random kid.
They have Andre Drummond off the bench.
They have Simmons too. He's a good scorer. Oh god keep Ben Simmons away from
Not Ben Simmons. He's in the Hanferney. Oh god. I'm alarmed so far. That's okay.
How do they name? Why would his parents name him Hanferney?
Ben Simmons actually is the worst fucking player ever.
He's not even on a team.
Like just name him Anthony at that point. Hanferney?
Bro, do you think LeBron stepped foot in Cherry Hill in the last couple weeks?
fuck now so the body will be living in infiliate so he told me he told me he
said he texted me this morning he said you might be living in New York
he might be in New York he's probably gonna spot infiliate you imagine just
being infiliate you're just next to like Temple University you see LeBron James
on a quad just doing like wheelies that's who he texted me this morning yeah I
I would love to actually.
You said, hey Lacey, King here.
It's LeBron.
Just wanted to say, I'm signing to the 76ers
and I know you're the king of Pennsylvania.
Wanted to check in before I go.
LeBron didn't ask me that text to him.
You're looking at nothing.
Well, I'm looking at the text to LeBron.
Okay, well, LeBron texted me this morning too.
What'd he say?
Yo, Ron, just watched your FNCS highlights this weekend
and it really made me realize that I need to make a decision
Where I want to be long term.
Do I want to be a one hit wonder?
Or do I want to be a real champion like you?
I'm going to 76ers, bro, just to see you now.
I know you're from Cherry Hill.
Let's stop and have a dinner sometime soon.
And then he put, and then it said dash
and then a crown emoji.
Oh shit, king.
He actually texts like that?
From what I think, yes.
The king does what the king fucking wants.
When you see that crown emoji,
You get on your fucking knees for the king.
Oh my god, I would get on my knees for him.
I've dapped him up before.
Do you think this is weird?
It's so crazy.
Oh.
I'm friends with his, like, anything.
Anything about him, bro.
Like, you've dapped.
Oh my god.
Like, I've dapped for all of you.
I've had the game the whole time, too.
So you've dapped up, you know.
I've dapped for the bronze comb.
Essentially.
Essentially.
I've literally dapped up the sperm.
Essentially, yes.
You know, it's crazy. His price is so good too. Yeah, like he's he is gonna be the truth
Well, Ronnie, I think it's good to run. He's great. Ronnie's gonna hate because he got he got rushed in
I feel like yeah, and I think he has a lot of heart attack. Yeah, and his expectations were so high cuz he's the first
He's the first whisper
They put him in the CDL team way too soon, but he shouldn't have been on C9 that fast
He should have stayed in the challenger's league for a little bit longer to really develop as a player and then they should have put him in the league.
It's kind of like Brawny. I fully agree.
Should I call Brawny? You think Brawny would pick up?
Or you think it'd be weird if we were like, yo!
Wait, so is Brawny gonna be by himself?
He's in LA, yeah. He's on the Lakers.
I'm telling you, this season Brawny's gonna be an actual role player for the Lakers.
I hope he's gonna average probably like 10 points a game to rebounds.
I'm down to the ground.
Stop him, hard ice. Stop him.
Oh, shit.
We're going to cut him.
I think we're going to see the Edwards.
I think we're in the 5th.
Dude! Imagine!
One click!
Flickers play the Sixers.
And LeBron has the ball. It's a one point game.
And Brony goes for a dunk.
And then it says, block my team!
Yes! But it's Brony blocking LeBron.
In the finals and then and then and then you see pops most a where's my Dior Dior jacket
What and then it's table roto saying got room for one more. Oh my god
what
Dude NBA finals game seven LeBron goes up for a layup and brawny chased out blocks
Oh, you're living in a fucking fantasy and the Lakers win the finals
Luca one-time champion
Luca Tim. Oh, yes, look at him. Oh
Show hey, if you can hear us bro. We're coming is stay in the box. Oh
I get it. That's your shit and we're out of open the box. Yeah, show it. Yeah
who don't
Who the fuck is he my isn't he in my draws? Yeah, what's that from?
I'm confused. Are we getting fast food or slow food?
Maybe we should pick up the speed a little bit.
Oh no. Hello?
What's up bro?
What's up? What's up? What's up? What's your guys' ETA?
Uh, 10 minutes it says.
That's awesome.
Hey, if you hit that minute, if you hit that old Tony, you know, remember you have a good
friend here.
Yeah.
That'd be nice.
That'd be awesome.
I have the guys.
If you guys, you guys are going to open the door and take it back.
No, we have to get out of there.
We're going to get shot.
People know our low.
Well, because we have the back room ready for you guys.
Nobody's there.
So if you guys wanted to go in the back room and open it, you're more than welcome to.
Alright, awesome. We'll let you know. Just tell them that we're 10 minutes away.
You got it, boss.
Bye-bye, bro.
Thank you.
Bye-bye.
I'm not gonna lie, they want us to stay there.
We get that car, we're gonna get jacking it.
We're gonna get, actually, like, there's gonna be a firing squad waiting.
They're all gonna fucking shoot us.
Imagine you pull a $5 million card.
Brother, you know, getting an Uber out, people are gonna, like, chase us. I'm not getting it.
You know, if someone got a $5 million card in front of me,
I'm fucking pit maneuvering them. I don't care if it's a family of four of disabled people
I'm pit maneuvering the fucking car watching it flip 20 times taking the car now and rushing to fucking eBay
You're not selling that on eBay first of all. Where do you sell it?
Where do you even sell a five million dollar card? Who's buying that? Probably the resident evil food for the office towards the Thanos
All right, like these sure these carts have price tags, but who's buying a five million dollar card? I'm curious
Yeah, someone bought it. It's a fraud, Ralph's fake. It's a manipulate market. Open your third eye.
I'm gonna be honest with you though. I'll be honest. There's gonna be someone out there that's a collector though. No bullshit.
Logan Paul, they're saying golden.
Son, I hope you know y'all not getting that card.
I can't wait to get this car and we take off the full next year. I'm gonna be I'm if we put a final
I'm taking off for a couple days minimum. We're gonna be unlimited Kaniyia combos. We're going to fuck everything like oh
We're gonna get all the fat out of our stuff. Yeah, I'm getting everything out of my stomach. We're about to become millionaires check
But we're about to become that I'm not even kidding
today's
Relays if I pull this car bro. I got you
I'm gonna get someone to boost your kind of give you diamond on the black ops. I'd rather
Okay, bro. I'll buy you a...
Oh, shit. Thank you.
You can put that in my second key.
No.
I'll buy you a...
I'll buy you a...
Oh, I know what you want, bro.
You ever have a penny board grown up?
Oh, yeah. Those are cool as fuck.
What's a penny board?
It's like a board. It's like five bucks.
Yeah, they're really cool.
Drew?
We hit this car and I'll get you a new DS.
Yes.
Nintendo DS.
like a car or something.
Oh, Elgero, ungrateful.
All right, you know what?
Fine, bro, I'll get you a shock o'clock watch.
Oh, shit.
Hey, nice, bro.
Yes.
Yo, what if we get there and there's actually like 70 girls
just waiting for us?
And they're just screaming our name
while we're trying to get the cars.
It's probably going to happen, but it's probably security.
OK, so what's our negotiation here?
OK, that's actually going to be all you can tell us, OK?
So he said 4,200 a case.
We get that down to 30.
We try to get it down. We're getting in about 3600. That's our goal. You start low and you meet in the middle
So we started two brands. Oh gosh, we might get smacked
Okay, start at 35
3500 and we try to get to like 37. Okay, and then for the blaster box
I'm gonna try to get it down to like six point five if I can
Is the blaster box worth it chat like no bullshit. Is it worth it? He said it's a 7k box
Bro, a blaster guard?
They're saying...
They're saying Kai coming.
Yeah, they've been spamming Kai's coming and Phantom's coming for the last hour.
I don't know, bro.
Oh, it's a breaker box. A breaker.
What is a breakers delight? What does that mean?
I don't know what a breaker is.
Tell me honestly, I don't really care about a baseball card.
I don't really care about baseball cards.
Brother, if that minion gets out of the box though, I'm gonna be freaking out.
How much is a minion card, like 10 man's?
They said it's a lot.
And by the time a breakers delight is no base cards, only hits.
But it's only one pack?
It's one?
But it's all hits in one pack?
So it can have like 10 signatures or 17 signatures, whatever it is.
Yeah.
It's one pack?
Yes.
That's how they sell it?
I think so, yeah, I'm guessing it comes, what are you saying, goal form?
It probably comes in a box, like you know how the flawless boxes come?
It probably comes in that and it's just one pack inside.
Is that worth it, Chad?
That's a lot of money, Lacey. 6,500 for a pack.
I don't think you need to get a hit.
Like you need to get like a good hit to make that worth it.
I know.
Think about it, bro, I'm not kidding, just put it in perspective, just put it in perspective.
Yeah.
You're going to do the math or what?
How much is it?
How much is it?
They're saying it's a case.
How much is it?
7,000?
6,200 centimeters.
7,200 centimeters.
Okay, let's just say it's 7,200.
Brother, that's 400 K and a combo.
400.
The fact that, like, actually when you put it like that, it means we don't want to do it.
Is that crazy?
The fact that actually when you put it like that, it means we don't want to do it.
Is that crazy?
That's one Kaniyia combo a day for over a year.
And then for 50 of those days, you chill.
Yeah.
Yo, Antacom, can you make a better title?
Make it like $15,000.
No, $100,000.
$100,000 card opening, chasing.
Oh, Shohei Otani card.
Yep, Monti, Chitneytail.
Awesome, guys.
Go to Lacey Chen's.
up month to tell also guys go to Lacy's and spam Spain just made a goal okay go
to Ron's chat and spam Phantom coming all right go to my chat y'all spam hey
I'm a girl I think you're cute oh that's the place I wanted to kill myself at
Gloria that's why I'm forming right there in 2023 where I looked at the window
during this destroy lonely hour.
It's all in the back there.
Speed up, careful.
They're all telling me that the girls in my ch-
Girl, girls, please chill.
I'm just trying to work right now.
I'm dead ass.
Everybody drop a hard eyes and bolt to bar chats.
You wanna know a quick Easter Egg Brewer now?
Yeah.
Actually, when you get out right here, to the right is where I reviewed my GT3 RS.
right to the right yeah it's a little cul-de-sac area I'm not gonna be able to
see it from here we'll have to go to it but something you're pretty puke emojis in my
chat let me check my chat that's probably a bunch of hard-earned
bro usually people go crazy oh yeah I mean look at this that's so much fun
you know every time I go live now it's the only thing that happens supposed to
be appreciation day and I just have puke emojis being spammed it's fucking
Wack-ass chat, but I'm just putting on humor only.
No, you better end.
Wait, if I do humor only, they could still do chuka mochis.
Yeah, you're stuck.
You're in a loop.
You're in a fucking loop, motherfucker.
You little motherfucker, I fucking trod you.
Yo, can I ask a question, man?
Do you think one day we're going to live next to each other?
Yeah, we live with each other right now.
You're saying, I do think when we have kids,
yeah, it depends where you're living at.
I might live here, kind of more than I think since I don't.
I kind of want to stay here, but I don't want to live in LA.
No.
But imagine our kids just, you know, like, bro,
my girlfriend wants my kids to play piano,
and like violin and soccer.
Fucking, what does Darlin want the kids to play, probably?
Fucking, I don't even know, probably volleyball
or some shit.
Bro, imagine our kids just on Fortnite cranking,
duo FNCS.
Imagine this, right?
Our kids, like, it's 15 years from now.
Our kids are both like 11 years old.
Yeah.
We walk in their room, both of us at the same time.
And they're humping each other.
And they're both.
When I was 15, I helped my friend named Jacob.
OK.
We were playing Battlefield Hardline.
And I threw C4 on the ground to blow up cars back in
Battlefield Hardline.
Drop a meme if you know what I'm talking about.
And I was 15, and we didn't know what sex was, so we
started humping each other.
Well, that's not what I was taught.
I was going to say, imagine 20 years from now, we both walk
in our kids' room, and we hear our kids going, chat!
Should we make our humping each other? Should we kids be fucking should we make should we make that's not a self report, bro
We've all been there when we humped one of our all humps one of our friends
I'm not even trying to be funny by the way. No bullshit. My friends name was Jacob
I'm not gonna say last night. Oh god. I hung my friend hunter. Yeah, I we were under the covers
We're talking about this one girl. I'm not gonna say her name and we were like, bro
She's actually kind of pretty back in the day and we all both got like horny just thinking about it
We started hoping shot either of you come no
We should actually make our kids into a content house.
Yeah, we should.
And like just make us unlimited budget.
This is such a brilliant idea.
Right at the womb, we take like 50%.
50?
Bro, it's like 90 until they're 18.
They're literally kids.
Yeah, what are they going to do?
Leave?
Fuck, a view count, make every view count.
We're here.
They're about to be here.
Oh shit.
Stay in the box.
Oh shit.
They see.
Oh my god.
I'm trying to be funny.
There's a cane right down the street.
That's pretty cool.
I know that's where I actually, you want to know what's crazy.
There's a picture of, I can't even say that.
It's crazy though.
What?
OK.
Not trying to be weird, not trying to be Illuminati,
not trying to do nothing about it.
I met, wait, why is it packed?
Oh my god, is there people here?
I met someone at that Chick-fil-A who tweeted at me.
I replied to that to me.
Oh my god, there's that.
Wait, it's not that fact, Drew.
Is it dapped good?
Bro, there's like 70 girls here.
They don't show up.
They don't show up.
Yo, Chab, I'm not showing those like 40 girls outside.
Wait, Drew, you're about to hit the curb.
Yeah, I'm really close.
You're warning.
There's like 40 girls just standing outside.
No signs and shit.
Why don't we go out and pub-flick?
Oh my...
It's actually why don't we come into LA?
If they just stream snip us they know where we're going
and then the girls just pile up.
Chad, what do we benefit from lying about that?
It's John behind the camera.
Come on, ladies, don't let them say that shit.
I'm talking.
I'm a little worried.
Ah, there's so many girls here.
Are they all leaving?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Are we good?
It's hot in the pitch out here.
It's not one person.
They're all left.
You ought to have seen it, but there was like a fucking bus.
Oh, just fucking.
They're all the other side of the building.
Oh, nice.
We didn't undo it for the handicap guard.
We're on a movie.
Let's go bro, hurry.
Alright.
Act's cool.
There's probably gonna be girls inside.
There's any cars here too?
We're a fucking mission.
Let's go.
Let's go wheels.
Hello.
No, no, gosh.
Hey y'all.
Hey, how's it going?
Good.
How's it going?
Good.
How's it going?
Good.
How's it going?
Good.
How's it going?
Good.
How's it going?
Good.
How's it going?
Good.
How's it going?
Good.
Good.
Hey, how's it going?
Good, bro.
Hello, good to come in.
Thank you, bro.
Oh, it's supposed to be 3D.
Listen, man, you know we're here for.
Let's make sure it's spark, yeah?
2026, Tauvis, home baseball.
That's what it is?
Yeah, baseball.
It's the newest one.
What do you got here, 7?
You know we're here for.
Oh, nice looking, accessible.
We're here for the cases not the packs. How y'all doing? Stable or not? I'll
pleasure to see you guys. Hello. So we're looking for cases. We talked to Elvis.
it's uh what is it 2026 tops chrome cases
Roger talk to Elvis got the case for you
it's gonna be two minutes I'll bring it up
there's also one other one he mentioned
or two other one he mentioned he said
there's a breakers breakers jumbo and
hot all of them thank you listen you're
gonna act disabled we're gonna figure
this out we need to get these cards
cheaply yes we cannot pay the price
Hey, how you doing?
Sorry about that.
Yeah, you know, it's a couple days left.
Really? What, cancer or what?
Yeah.
Wait, that is a side lookup.
Look at Donna check.
Yes, sir.
How much is it?
It's around like two and a half all-park?
Two and a half dollars?
That's actually cheap.
But this is it right here.
2026 top chrome hobby jumbo box
Well, what about those cases?
So what are we looking at so we understand so we got a hobby case
This is the jumbo and these are the breakers delight. So there could be a five million on a car here
Yeah, I car is wow
Altani, Dual, Gold Locoman.
So no one has gotten it yet?
No one's gotten it yet?
It's a pretty new product.
So OK.
What is the difference between the jumbo and the regular
in the hobby?
You get more autographs in the jumbo.
It's a bigger box.
It's dense.
It's heavy.
You get a lot of packs in there.
The Hobby Box is your standard flagship product.
That's where you fly.
Do people usually get?
I know it's not stupid because the jumbo probably
has more of the good cards.
but like sometimes the hobby boxes have more, you think?
Does it have a better chance of getting to show it?
You get more shots on big hits on the jumbo.
You could get really good cards in the hobby.
They just get twice as many chances usually on the jumbo.
What do you think?
What do you think here?
Chad, did we do jumbo or a hobby?
Because the hobby usually, like, I feel like.
I have my guys bring over an example of a hobby
in the jumbo.
Can we?
You have them here?
How much for everything right here?
How much is all of this?
We were just about to price them.
Obviously, it's a five-disc X,
we're just getting off the shelf.
This is, these are the breakers.
Breakers are the one pack,
and it's more expensive than the jumbo,
and it's loaded.
Wait, so that's one pack in that box.
Each breaker's the light, and there's six here.
So, all six packs.
And how much is that case?
It's a 7,200.
And it's guaranteed case hit in there, no?
Case hits aren't a thing in this.
It's a different vocabulary.
You might get like, like a tongue-tongue-tongue stuff.
Or a baseball bat in there.
It all hits, no?
It's all hits.
Each pack is all hits.
What are the odds and the number of cards?
Hard to say.
Hard to say.
It's equity-wise, they try to make it pretty fair.
The market price kind of ebbs and blows
to get out at a good price.
Of course, sometimes you're going to get scuffed.
Sometimes you're going to be really well.
It averages out to the market value.
So how many are each box? How many cards? How many packs?
I think this one, let me see.
That's 350 bucks. That's 650 bucks. This comes out to 5,200 a case.
Oh my god.
This comes out to 4,200 a case. So there's 12 in here.
And how many are each box? How many cards? How many packs?
this one let me see like I know you want to do that's a lot of money that's 12 packs
there's 12 packs
two autos
one auto
there's 20 packs
20 packs
two autos
yeah bro yeah thank you
yeah that's good
Yeah, you're gonna shop here because of us right? Yeah, you see how that looks?
You work out a little bit here?
How's that guys? Welcome.
Okay, so, okay. So, how much, this is the jumbo, right?
This is the jumbo. So this is 5,200 you said? 5,200.
So that'd be 10,400, right? We're gonna take these off for you.
Sorry, these are the hobby, this is the jumbo.
So if we take these off. So we want to do both cases of jumbo.
What can we work with here?
Out the door.
Elvis said that he said you guys have to take care of us.
Give us a nice little deal.
Yeah, for sure.
We'll get you a good deal.
So this is $10,400.
Tax put it around like 11-ish.
It's half the door.
So tax is 10%.
So 11k out the door?
Right about it, yeah.
10 million dollars for this.
10 bands, 10 bands on the cart.
Let's actually like talk like,
I know we're, don't look at the chat
because they're all just a fair deal.
10 bands on the chat, on the chat.
No, but dead ass 10 bands for chords.
No, 11.
What can you do with this work somehow, right?
Like for real?
Yeah.
What's like the meat in the middle here?
Right, 11 bands is like everyone.
Everyone can come in here and get this 11.
Right, right.
Right.
We have a hundred ninety-five thousand people out there, exactly, there's crowds outside
between them, but there's none.
Eleven four ninety-two, for the two cases, out the door, call it eleven.
I got to think about that for a second, wait $400, you want to talk for a second, we'll
We'll get back in one sec, we're not leaving, we just can't time for that.
Let's go over here.
Come on, the price is going up.
The price went up from one phone.
Brother, I'm not even trying to be funny.
He just offered us a $400 discount.
No, we didn't. He upped the price.
No, he said $11.40, Elvis $20.
We had $4.50, $200.
We got upped the price off.
Brother, it's called taxes.
Pop your O.
Listen, I'm a badass, serious?
No, please, God, not your question.
Not your question.
Excuse me.
10K cash out the door.
You have a deal.
We can't do that.
We'd love to make something happen.
He's old 10.
That's real cash.
10 bands of cash, all day.
Triggered in the bank.
You've said no like a million times at 10 cash.
I want to do something for you though.
He's stressing, he's stressing.
OK.
This is me over here.
He's dead ass tweet, and I'm stressing.
He wants us to, he knows Elvis is watching.
Oh, not bad.
It looks like we don't, oh, we didn't support these guys.
Let's use the twerk, man.
OK.
you know it's a good time you know we could think about this we got just
trying to beat traffic but remember you bought a thing from dog to
just one case it's 10 boxes was on a case
Bumblecloth.
Okay, can I do this maybe for you?
Maybe this works.
Follow it.
Ten-five.
And I'll throw this in.
This might feel like a must.
Ten-point-five-k.
Yes, sir.
Plus this.
No, that's out the door.
That's out the door.
That's everything included.
Ten to ten and a half or so?
Ten and a half.
Because you're friends of my men.
I'm going to do that.
It's in the half and it was one hit, that 350, so we're really losing about like 700
here.
It's not bad.
Well you only have 10 kick-ass.
Let's talk about it, bro.
Give me one second.
Let me just talk to you.
Take a deep breath.
Come on, come on, we're good.
Let me just talk to you.
Take a deal.
Take a deal.
Come on, come on, come on.
Can we crack the door?
Oh, they're going to try to bring him home.
Oh, you don't need a chance.
You don't need a chance.
He's willing to work with us.
You can see it.
You might be able to drop it down to 500.
You're not afraid to walk, you said, right?
You said you can't hear a 10k cash, you're only willing to spend 10k cash.
Five days each, oh fuck my ass.
I can't say five mil.
These have the minions in them and shit?
Those are the big chasers.
Those are the big chasers.
There could be a minion in there.
There's lots of them.
This is the breakers. This is 7.2.
A lot of people like this.
If you don't like the clutter, if you like to get straight to the point, this is where it's at.
Here you're opening a lot of packs.
It could take you 10 minutes, 15 minutes, 20 minutes.
This, like boom, boom, boom, boom.
Three minutes, three minutes.
You wouldn't do it bro, fuck it.
I'm down to do it.
10 and a half thousand dollars.
I gotta run at least three, three minute ads
before we leave.
I'm debating between the breakers.
The breakers is lit.
It's one track, seven cards per pack.
And Mikey, just kid.
There are a lot of people who buy in those.
This is the hardest one to get.
These ones we would just tuck away sometimes.
I mean you got a gambling deal I mean I don't got a gambling deal
I'll probably take one in the next month too, but as of right now. I mean, bro you get that finish off the fucking
So we're looking at let's do some more math here now we're talking adding this off
18 something
That box for a second.
Call it 17.5 and take another 200 bucks off.
So 10, 5, 17, 5 plus this.
Plus the box.
That means you would be paying $12,500 and you would get a whole case and a blast nurse,
Brother where ever and I would get my own case
If this was NBA or NFL I would do it
But I don't care about any baseball card except for the old Tony or a minute
But the thing is your we're realistically like let's be realistic. Obviously. There's no realistic answer
But we're gonna pull something something that's
A lot of shots on goal definitely get a lot of shots a lot of autos
We're probably gonna not we're not gonna break you
There's gonna be a card here that I guarantee I could probably guarantee there's me a good card here
I would assume there's at least one good card
Now there's also a universe
Where we pull a bunch of plumbers like I'm talking like people who never see the field at all like they've us on some bullshit
Like some you might actually see tongue tongue tongue so for with the baseball bat in these cards. That would be sick
No, it wouldn't make it.
Humps flagship product for baseball.
If they want to make a good impression on the hobby,
this would be the product to make that impression on,
since it is their flagship.
Good job. This is on you at this point.
I'm down to buy my case.
I'm down to buy a case for sure.
So 10-5 for these two.
Yes.
Okay, we're good on those.
So we'll do that.
You got it.
I want to do the blaster.
I'm deciding how I want to do the blaster.
7-2 is just a lot for that.
That's a lot.
The honest one is going to happen again.
He has a feeling.
I didn't know he'd ever do this.
I did just win 7k on the screen game.
Brother, this is your call. I'm not going to take a dollar off that.
We're splitting that, though.
Would you do 6.5k for that?
Sorry, I couldn't do that.
It's really good price, would not give anybody else that price.
How much does it go for usually?
It's 72 plus tax, out the door, it's close to 8 grand.
Out the door at 8 grand, I'm giving out the door 7,000.
Look at me, I'm a money, it's up there.
7,000, like listen to him, do you hear him?
Like can you hear him in here?
Shohei, Shohei, Shohei.
Yeah, I mean, he's close.
I think he's having a pot of cow.
This is up to you, bro.
You could get the one-on-one in here, yeah?
You could.
A lot of times, the biggest hits do come out of the break with the light.
It's the most popular because the biggest hits are designed to come out of that.
Seven-game.
It's not always the case.
Yeah, seven-game.
But it's a big deal.
I'll do it.
I'll do it.
Seven-game.
Seven-game.
Seven-game.
Seven-game.
Seven-game.
Yes, sir.
Come on, you throw this in.
Yeah, throw this in.
Throw this in.
All right, see, I'll do it.
Oh my god, oh god.
We're actually going to get robbed.
I'm not going to lie.
OK, so say you're doing $75.
How much do I just have to pay you?
Why only $10K cash?
How much is that so?
How much is each case?
So you would just owe me.
You would owe me.
How much that case is?
$50, $200.
Yeah, any time now?
Yeah, it comes up.
to run before the discount to 52 52 pre box
shave off a bit so it's about five thousand three split the box
cash and the rest in card
holy shit bro
we have a high chance again doing good I'm not allowed there's actually a very high
chance we pull at least one card
This could be minus 10k.
I mean, yeah, could be minus.
Money for me too.
What's up, dude?
Yeah, we should give the blast to a kid.
I'm just fucking kidding.
You have a lot of cards.
How many packs are these total?
Would you say how many packs are these total?
There's eight boxes times 12.
So it's 96 plus 96.
So a little bit over 200 packs.
Now we can do it before or after the myth.
We can do half or four half-
That's only six packs.
That hits the same to the very end. I know.
Very end.
Chad, it's okay. We're going to do it before the myth thing and a little bit after.
Fairs? Fairs.
Four?
Five.
Fog bro. This is a lot of fucking cards.
So if we hold this, we're going to be legends.
Wait, so there's three good Shoahail Tony cards, right?
There's a lot more good Tony cards.
There's the patch, the dual patch.
There's the autograph patch.
There's the dual autograph patch.
So one patch of Shoahail.
How much does that usually work?
It depends. There's a gold logo man patch.
That's huge.
There's a gold logo man from his MVP season.
There could be multiples of those.
So there might be like a...
Yeah, we got the best chance possible.
Oh, for sure.
Yeah, I don't know why, there's a lot.
This is a...
They're all signed, yeah?
No, you got two signed cards per jumbo box.
Oh wait, per box? There's two signed?
Yeah.
How many players are there?
That's signed.
Do you know?
Exactly.
They do have a checklist usually put into the good players the rookies and some some regular deeds
Imagine me just get a fucking oh my god. I'm gonna jerk you
I forgot
I'm gonna have a bad idea
For all this this is scary leaves by any chance
Thank you so much. Oh wow
Hopefully my card doesn't decline here
This is a partial parcel.
And it's really a high rate.
Of course.
I got the partial.
Here we are.
75.
There is half a part,
30 part part,
7.7 is 62.
I'm sure you owe me 52 hundred.
Yeah.
Payment not completed.
Here we go, Payne.
All right, go on.
Is your cell the same?
Yeah, same number.
Can I get a G in the chat?
It says this mobile number has been unenrolled with Zell.
It's also National Lacey Appreciation Day, by the way.
Appreciate it.
Is your name Lacey?
Yes.
Appreciate you, Lacey.
Don't leave that.
National Appreciation Day, maybe we get another like seven bands on.
Alright.
How do we get out of here like, you know what I mean, like millions of kids outside, we're like, you know, there's like 482,000 people watching.
Are my day top loaders?
Thank you.
Ooh, is that a monster?
You don't accept that.
What?
You don't accept that.
Cesar Zell is fucked.
If anything, I'll just keep the money.
What?
What?
I think they'll fix it.
Thank you.
Yeah, myself might be fucked.
No, I think it's good.
I think I have to set up.
OK, I'm going to be honest with you.
No, I'm not a J.
I said $5,000.
It says my daily limit's $5,000.
So I got to get to pocketing to you know, bro, just give me 50 subs dude.
Well, that's it. I hope you get two more percent of the show. Hey, I got you $200 tomorrow.
No, no, I'll take how about this? I'll take 2% if we hit the show.
No, no, I'm good.
Hey, Chad, we're good to run ads for the rest of the stream, right? Yeah, probably.
This is like juicy. I know, Joe, we're about to fucking be billionaires.
We hit that court.
Elvis is going to give you guys all you want to do something for you guys.
You want to hook the guy up on the sports side?
Hey Elvis, you're on speaker right now, what's going on?
Hey Elvis. Hello.
Can you hear us? Yeah, I can hear you. I see you guys.
I see Keith is looking good with the Jumball.
Yeah, the Jumball.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's it.
Yeah, so since he's sitting down with the hobby box,
I want to hook you guys up with the hobby box,
but you guys got to go on the sport side and open it there one box.
In the back?
In the back or on the sport side, whatever you guys want.
It's up to you.
Do we need to keep it?
We have to keep it up with one more box,
but you guys got to open that box there.
We got to keep it?
Yeah, you keep it. Whatever you hit, you keep it.
I'm afraid of kids going to come here.
No, bro.
Nobody's going to come here.
They don't want to come here.
Want to?
All right, we're going to open in the back.
We'll open one box.
Okay, let's do it.
I bet.
Good luck.
Thank you.
Thank you.
This is a big deal for us.
Okay, we're fucking...
I don't think that we have 350,000 euros.
Can we hide these though?
I don't want...
Can you even fit through this?
I could hop to the seat, you want to stay here and watch this?
Make sure these are sealed though, like no one touches them.
You ready for ads everywhere?
What are these though?
I tore my ACL.
The story is very sad.
Okay, I'm not kidding by the way, we pulled this car and I'm running out.
Fuck this shit, I'm out.
Little over the shoulder, not a bad,
I like that actually, you ever see the cards?
Listen, bro, there's a fucking chance.
This is gonna set the day for us.
I am okay hoping it's a bad box.
So that the boxes we got are good.
But if we get that card.
Is that the Nautilus, are you in a Colby?
All right guys, this is a pre box from Eldis.
One auto per box.
This could be it. I'm gonna be recording on my own you guys. So all this okay?
Yep.
Well, I'll see you pop lures.
You get the hits.
Alright, well listen. You have the wheelchair?
Very much.
So I'm not gonna lie, I actually do hope this is a bad box. You don't know shit.
Because if this is a bad box, that's gonna determine our whole fucking day. It's gonna be good at everything. It's like opposite to track.
You know what I'm saying?
All right, so can you explain it so there's only one signature right in this whole box?
So on this one, yeah, there's gonna be one signature guaranteed.
But you could still pull like an autograph and then a minion card too.
A minion! Talk to me.
I'll worry for a day.
Oh my god, who's chased the laughter?
It's Matt Chapman's.
Oh, that's it?
I just pulled his mocks.
Oh, that's it?
What is the minion card look like we're gonna know when we hit it right away
Zach Cole, okay
Call Riley
Um, this one is kind of nice that anything that's okay
Logan Oh hope
Okay, ooh, I got a Noah Cameron
Oh, Star Rookie. Pitcher, okay.
Yes!
Hey!
Hey, Adams!
Alright.
Um, okay, we got Ryan Jeffers.
That's pretty cool.
That's really nice.
Um, Stephen Kwan.
Ooh, don't never heard of him.
Oh!
Michael King.
Alright.
That's a good that's actually good news. Good sign. Very good sign. Alex Bregman, George
Springer, Gunnar Henderson, Freddie Freeman. Okay. Um, Tanner Bibb. Oh, God, this is, you
guys have like return policy by any chance when the box is over? No, we're free once
No, I'm not saying like when we open those, um, Oh, Nathan church,
Colson, monster, German army, and Kristen.
Here's the good news.
The good news is we still have an auto in here.
George Springer.
Oh, what is that?
Ready to go on Colson Montgomery rookie card.
That's a becky crew, a wrecking true.
Yeah, that's pretty nice actually.
That's actually really good.
Do you want to keep that or no?
There's a $3.
Okay, we have Josh Nailer, Colby Thomas, oh Aaron Judge!
Um, uh, backing, backing crew, wait a minute, Aaron Judge, the card's a good card.
No, no numbers though, no numbers, is that worth any dollar?
A little bit.
A very small amount.
Like less than $2?
Maybe a little bit more.
Hey, on the house, enjoy.
Hey, on the house, enjoy it.
George Kirby, Max Fried.
Ooh, numbered out of 50, Jacob Marcy.
$10?
Jacob Marcy out of 50?
50 is very nice. A lot of people collect the 50s.
Okay.
Sam, we just hit that. That's pretty nice.
That's a rookie. That's a really good one.
Okay, Connolly Early.
I'm Samuel boss bossaulio oh oh what's our auto our auto is numbered though so
who is this Christian campbell oh god 57 out of 99
oh god I'm already saying that you still could is this one auto that's our
right there. An auto is an auto. How much dollar is this? And it's Maryland. Maybe somebody really
really likes that player out there. Any anyone out there for a Christian campbell? Okay, hi
Maybe you want to see that?
Who knows, maybe there's a minion in here, you know what I'm saying?
Addison bartender Kazuma on the Tumbo, oh another numbered, 5 out of 30, Carlos Korea.
Any dollar?
5 out of 30.
Vladimir Guerrero Jr.
It's a ticket card.
You cool?
Top that one. Maybe it's a 5.30. Maybe it's worth something.
Not bad. Not bad, huh?
Let's just start rickin' here.
So is it guaranteed one auto, or can you get more?
I mean, technically, you could get more.
Okay.
It's on average.
It could be an unintended extra, but it can send it to be one.
I'm saying that Vlad guy is good.
Vlad?
You get anything over there? Yeah, I got a black I got beat I got I got Ben Rice
All right Jack letter poob a Chandler and Carlos Rome
Oh my trout any dollars no no no Mike trout big ticket player card. That's cool. Nice for practice. All right
We got will band filed
Um, Nolan McLeet?
What's that?
What's that?
What's that?
That dollar?
Superfactor, no?
Juan Soto.
That's a nice card.
He's really good.
Juan Soto.
Yeah, Juan Soto.
Soto's good.
Yeah, that is good.
How much dollar is this?
It's not numbered.
It's not, please.
Yeah.
Juan Soto.
Soto's good.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, I got an Andrew McCutcheon Pittsburgh Pirates legend
Who is that? Oh nice. Oh, show Hail Tony one of one gold. Oh my
It's some bullshit. It doesn't say his name
It's a rookie card though. Jack Callaghan. Um, actually, that's really good. He's got a really good hit. This is a hit
Yep. That's a really nice one. How much dollar?
We can look it up.
Oh, rookie card?
I'll see that then.
State even a background?
Yes, sir.
Okay, so we got John Soto, and...
I'm sorry, that's a key seat.
Shoot, what is a really good card?
How much dollars did we just make?
Wait, we can take it with us.
That's nice.
Eight dollars.
We're saying it at seven bands.
Seven thousand dollar card.
Is it more than like five hundred?
Maybe. It just depends.
It's a good pool.
Let me take a photo here. I'll do some research.
I don't know how to do it.
Look, you got something.
It's still a new product. It's a practical-scove radio.
This Soto card's really cool.
Yeah, I'm intrigued by that. I feel like it might be good.
It could just be like a regular parallel.
It seems like a 10 out of 10, too.
It's a comfy good.
Yeah, that's so good.
All right. Well, thank you guys for giving us this.
Yeah, it's a lot of pleasure.
Um, I'm gonna do the, is there any, you know, there's probably like millions of kids out there.
Should we just give the cards away, like the other cards?
You know what I'm saying?
Nah, nah.
Yeah.
Let's put this in the trash.
Thank you guys.
Yeah, you're welcome.
Hey listen, we made a deal, um, me and Lacey were man of our honor.
Um, if we get the Sheldon Hankard, we'll come back here and we'll split it all even, you know?
Of course, yes.
Yeah, thank you.
Yeah, he's lying.
He thought we did it.
That's not happening.
Yeah, I'm probably gonna free the country and uh, yeah.
But uh, thank you guys.
So do you have any phones?
No.
I can look it up.
I'm just a little curious with this card.
So it is a nice, ripped-y card.
It's a prospective card.
Yeah, were they calling me chaff in the trap?
What's going on?
No.
They said she's.
She's a sword of God.
They say she hates you guys.
She's mad.
She's pissed.
I'm not pissed, you guys.
I love these guys.
They're awesome guys, OK?
That's kind of very, like, not real.
It's kind of like, really, like, oh, get the fuck out
of my store.
This is disabled.
I can't hate him.
That's offensive.
Oh, that's actually true.
That's actually true.
That's actually true.
Are these jerseys for sale in the back?
How much is that signed Ronaldo jersey?
I'm going to check for you.
The old part of the video.
Is that Pele?
Yeah, that's a quad auto Brazil Pele.
What was that?
That's about $10,000.
That's the Romadinho, Neymar, and the original Ronaldo.
Can you just call me a lark every time I ask a question?
Yeah, I'm not a Ronaldo.
I wanna know how much I've run all those signiers.
He's married in 84 run all those years.
Um, uh, Portugal, Portugal, Portugal.
Alright, we gotta get out of here before we get arrested.
I'd like to, huh?
Then we can just hit up Cooper to sign us.
Thank you.
That was 20.
Not a bad hit.
No, that's so good, you guys.
It's good hit, right?
It's really good, you guys.
That's not even bad, cause I think about it, brother.
It's better than zero.
Oh, how much dollar which was that school number 50
John sodium
I'm not getting I have a weird feeling that's it. I think the old time is in there. Where's the breaker?
What what what what origin is Ohtani?
It finds in the dual auto the bottom signature is written in Kanji or whatever the Japanese language is.
Really?
That's the one that has an active value for it.
Wait what? How much?
It's a 7 million active value on it.
There's 7 million more to buy it if someone gets it for 7 million.
Brother that car prior, I'm not kidding.
So what is the car? It's an MVP.
So basically the two logo man is from his 2024 season and 2025 season.
That card is going to be worth a lot of money one day more than that I guarantee you.
It's like his first couple years, no?
Yeah, in the Dodgers at least.
Well, in all of Jersey it's $4,000.
Okay.
No, I don't even know my name is, it feels messy.
It was the Menyamall I do in the Army.
I think I'm going to get a sign from the Menyamall Jersey.
We'll do it.
Oh, let's put your mind around this.
I think it's not so high.
Let's call it a stop to the sports town.
Let's just take our hits and
I didn't see the cell yet to figure it out. Thank you, dude. Well, it didn't sell it means it's our whatever price we want
Yeah, that's not how that works
Thank you guys, dude, you know, okay, you know what you do if we get the one-on-one shillow
Tony we should both sign it so that it's really a one-on-one now
We're gonna cut it in half so it's with the problem
Of course, yeah
Thank you guys, thank you, that's everything, that's the only one box.
True.
Alright, let's get out of here.
Thank you guys.
Thank you guys so much.
Thank you guys.
I want to see the lamina mall, Jersey.
Where's the lamina?
We're going to have to get down side of it.
Evil people outside.
Let's go.
Alright thank you guys.
Alright, thank you guys, what we got?
Thank you gentlemen, appreciate it bro.
We'll get to Shohei and we'll come in right back.
Okay.
I'm lying to my ass off.
Quickly, quickly, there's like thousands of kids!
Run!
Bro, come on, we have fucking $17,000 worth of cards on us!
We gotta fucking get in the car!
Sorry.
Yeah, Drew, put the cases on the ground.
It's PSA one now. Nice very very fucking Jingleberry
Dollars with the cards on eyes. Why are you screaming into the whole fucking world?
Bro get in the m3 for the eye
Come on
Yeah, we're getting robbed this pregnant millions of kids. Oh, is that a whole line? I
Don't kill me.
Don't kill me.
I gotta get in.
I gotta get in.
Drew, don't forget the boxes.
Hurry up!
How the fuck did you get this in here?
Shut up, bitch.
Dude, I don't know if this guy's close.
Fuck disabled fucking police is asked.
Bro.
Ah fuck it.
Fuck.
How the fuck did you do that?
What?
What?
Yo, are you fucking kidding me?
You're stupid!
Fuck down you little shit!
Bitch!
Dude!
76ers, a part of the video gave LeBron the option to live in New York City and commute
to all 76ers practices in games via helicopter.
He gets to live in New York City and every time he has practice take a helicopter ride to the stadium on a something's going on
Keep trying to air up. Oh
Okay, just get it
No, we're just gonna run ads
I'm not gonna lie, bro
This is what I mean, man. They're trying to they're trying to kill my fucking king
I'm not gonna let it happen
We're really far. It's okay. Oh fuck being really far the chat's gonna wait
That's the best part is they love us for us, bro
Should we at least tell them how long the drive back is? It's 28 minutes chat. We have an hour and 20 minute drive back
No, we're not
It's time to rip we can rip after please bro who gives a fun
Hell adds in the Chad
Yeah
I'm not kidding. We actually get the show. Hey, though, what do we do?
We sell it to the guy who has a bounty on it. Would you start having a package? I go you got it. Yeah
Me too. That's what we have to be really good right up it to eight million. That's four mil each
Would you get a split it though? No, unless it's in the breaker box. Yes, if it's in the breaker box, I'll give you a meal
But if I get if I get the show hey, though, I'm not I'm leaving the country
Why I just I'm taking my money
I'm kidding bro. I'll split it. I'll split it. I know you guys say I'm a scammer or whatever
I would give you it you owe the girl 10% no we don't oh yeah my god she's by
watching hey we're never as you there I'm never getting a dollar never seeing
us again if we get that show hey we're out
you think someone can like legally try to come after us if like we pulled that
shit like do you think stores would ever like freak out like no you guys
Oh, it's something I
Don't know bro. It's like I went in the lottery
Except we're about to do it I
Think you're seeing
Wait, oh my god, you ordered the dog boxes too. Yeah
I don't think we shouldn't about that. Yeah, we've shown you
Yeah, we look he could but then I'm like a lie. We're already down with it. They're not
pieces. They saw me get chick-flavored quick. No, we don't know. We're right here. No, we're gonna be in even longer traffic
We got to get home, bro. Yeah, but at least we'll have food for the drive-thru. Yeah, we'll have food for the drive-thru.
You don't need food, bro. No, true. Drive, you stupid bitch.
Yeah, fuck it, two hours don't go, bro.
No, it's not.
You guys are scaring the viewers.
They're gonna get scared.
Hold on.
Look at this, though.
You're gonna see something cool.
Oh, a little tent gifted in a chair.
John, thank you.
End of by the time the matter closes,
and you feel like calling daddy.
Hold on.
What's wrong, bro?
I'm nervous, bro.
I really want to rip a pack.
What if we just do the free back to the EMS?
You want to do that in the car?
Or what?
Why not?
Brother, look, it's one auto in here.
Chad, do we do it or no?
Do we do the free back?
You just got to show the camera where you're getting it.
All right, they're saying fuck you, you know?
Oh my God, but what are we,
we pull it in here and Drew has to,
we got to shut the stream off.
Like some-
I'm a line driver, it's awful cliff.
If you're not getting, I don't get anything from it.
Don't stray off the cliff.
The fuck?
Yo, we're actually making jokes on what if we dead ass pulled it?
We will.
Hey, guys, if I saw you guys turn that shit around and face that camera, I'd kill all three of you.
I'm not even sure.
Bro, bro, we're going all the way down here.
You're gonna kill me?
All three of you.
And I would fucking say, use your K-jack.
Bro, come on, bro.
Hey, could I switch to the phones?
I don't have my phones.
I don't have my phones.
We're just gonna trash your car, Drew.
No, no, no. We'll just put all the extra cards on the ground.
Careful, Drew. We might have a show hand here.
Alright.
My first card I got is Benjamin Donovan,
Michael Busex, Corey CJ, and Junior Camrio.
I got a Lewis Morales rookie guard.
I got Jack College, Donor Henderson, Garrett Cole, and August Ramirez.
Monetica.
What?
Murakami.
No.
Oh!
Austin Riley.
I got Jose Ramirez.
Oh, I got the guy.
I got the guy.
I got the guy.
I got the guy.
I got the guy.
Jose Ramirez.
What?
Who the fuck is this?
Bunch of fucking shite.
Bunch of shite.
Oh!
What?
I got Jerry Springer's brother, George Springer.
What the fuck?
Max Muncie, Shane Bazz, Pete Crow Armstrong.
Neal Armstrong's brother!
I guess.
Wait, I got... oh my god.
Nothing!
Can I pull the show? Hey, would you leave me?
If I saw it.
I got a Josh Naylor numbered.
Nice.
I got Aaron Judge.
Otto?
No.
Oh
It is of on the bottom up to he's the holyfans. Yeah, you're in judge. Yeah, you enjoy it, bro
Okay
Louis air as Colson Monk. Oh, I
Hold on what what who's that Andrew Alvarez auto rookie card? How much how much how much how much I don't know how much is that?
I don't know how much is that?
Is Andrew Alvarez a good player?
They're saying $2.
Is Andrew Alvarez good?
I got Paul Skendens.
He's cheeks.
Is this is Livy Dunn's shit right here?
Yeah, it's Livy Dunn's shit.
He's really good.
It's Pittsburgh's pirate.
Worth any dollars?
It's not numbered or anything.
So Andrew Alvarez is a shit card.
Wait, why does it say big ticket player on the top?
That's just like the type of card.
Is this worth any dollar?
So this card is shit.
Nice.
Ron or anyone can you buy me some tuna fish, praying emojis.
What?
Fuck are you typing in my chat, bro?
Oh sure, let me get at least one minion, right?
Oh, oh, oh my god. Oh my god. No bullshit. No bullshit. Show Hail Tony. Is that worth any dollar?
That's gotta be worth a million dollars. Hold on. Is that worth a million? I don't think so. I'm a dollar.
That is a Show Hail Tony card, though. How much dollar? Is a Show Hail Tony card? Is that a million?
Is that good?
It might be money. I like it a lot. It actually might be money.
$50.
Oh, I spit all over it.
Chase the lot, rookie.
I mean, it isn't a Tony card.
But how much dollars is actually?
The issue is Ron is it's not numbered.
It's no auto, it's no patch, it's just a base Otani card.
So it's probably worth like $20.
You wanna take it?
You wanna sleeve it?
Yeah, I mean, yeah.
That other one was $20.
It has to be worth something.
You're right, you're right.
We can save it.
Do you have a sleeve?
Uh, they're in this bag.
Wait, wait, wait.
Oh, 100 to 150.
That's not bad.
Not bad at all.
Just leave it.
So Shohei is,
E, every time Shohei hits, it's just an instant hit.
pretty much yeah well you know I was with Tifu we were opening cards off
stream and I pulled a Shohei number it was like 52 out of like 200 and it was
worth $700 well I'm gonna hard I'm gonna hard see this
pretty good car they're really freaking off
here put it in there on it's a hundred eighty dollars this day yeah it's a
Who looking hard to
Ronald a cuneo junior
You get anything?
Another case hit.
Wait, who the fuck?
Oh, wait a minute!
Wait a minute!
I got a Derek Jeter!
Derek Jeter!
Wait, I also got something.
What?
I want to talk to Munkarami.
What the fuck is that?
And it's a rainbow, is he gay?
I got a Derek Jeter person.
What?
What?
I got a Derek Jeter Perspective card.
That's a case hit.
Is it?
Yeah, it's $300 on the card.
Really?
Wait a minute.
Wait, they're saying my card's good too.
Is it?
Who is this?
It's not signed though.
Murakami's really good.
What's a swag ass name?
Murakami?
I'm not gonna lie, be low key or...
I'm gonna say it.
We're like getting edged right now.
I'm actually really excited.
Here, put it in.
Put the Murakami card in.
Bro, we got an Otani, a Muratama Tami, and then we got a Derrick Eater.
Derrick Eater's a legend, bro.
I'm saying this is $7 Derrick Eater card.
The Derrick Eater card is $7?
What the fuck did I even sleeve it, bro?
How much is this?
How much is this? I'm gonna eat this guy. This is like nothing. I'm gonna eat it.
No, okay the Maricami card, it's a rookie card. He won rookie of the year.
Did he? Did he not win rookie of the year yet? I swear Maricami won rookie of the year.
Yeah, he did. How much dollar?
$80 base. Maricami doesn't have a price right now, but it's probably $75.
Oh, he's gonna win rookie of the year.
Oh, there, I'm not gonna win rookie.
That's potential rookie of the year rookie card.
And it's like a rain, it's like a, uh, gay, yeah, yeah.
Okay, I'm not gonna lie, I had no hope,
but I have a weird feeling we're gonna pull something crazy.
I think we are too.
They're saying it's a $3 card.
That's not good.
Alright chat, we have a little bit until we get home, so in the meantime, let's all try
to say one positive thing about me and Lacey.
You looking at some good cards so far, huh?
There's nothing left, besides these, I don't want to wait.
I feel like we got to wait for these now.
Yeah, I mean these are our best cards so far, we have the Murakami Riki, Shohei Otani,
Show me what's on there.
This is Vladimir Guerrero.
Derek, Derek, G-Tar?
Ron, you look humongous.
Alright, Chad, realistically speaking, out of $17,000 that we just spent,
how much money do you think we'll make out of this?
I'm gonna say $5 million.
I really, really, truly believe that there's a Shohei Otami banger card in one of our cases.
Are you actually leaving with me?
Yes, I'm really feeling it.
Alright, you know how unlucky I've been with cards?
I've been opening cards for six months, I've never gotten a hit.
I've never gotten a true hit.
Surely this is the one.
I'm not even kidding though, like, no bullshit.
What do you do if you actually pull a five or a ten million out of a heart?
Like, wow.
Okay, so let's-
off you hold it very gentle you
matter I'm not even trying to funny
real talk if it's the one-on-one
they're gonna take it anyway it looks
so we could lick it we could suck on it
we can shove it up our ass bro
dude you have a wendy rookie patch out
of five do I
I probably got stolen remember
now I ain't got that recently
did imagine though it's like this I'm
like oh my god oh my god like what are
you doing here we just stare at it like
Well, we we cry. I know I would actually cry I would too and then we figure out who has it and
Then we sell it and then we go get new cars tomorrow on the street
I'm gonna I swear got our facility and we'd actually go buy a car the next day. Yeah, so tomorrow
We can literally go in a car
Or we take it to Vegas. We put the tape we put the car on the table
And we say yo $7,000,000
I would suck on this card bro. If it was Shohei, I'm not even kidding, I would actually suck on it.
If we get a Shohei on this honey, you cannot suck on it. That will devalue the card.
How?
Because imagine if it is a PSA 10.
Bro, there's only one. What are they gonna say? No?
Yes, but if it's a PSA 10 and it gets greater than 10, that will increase the value of the price to 3 million.
If it's not a PSA 10, that means the people at Topps fucked up the card.
Because if it's a one-on-one, they made it 10. They made it a 10.
Facts am I trippin?
I don't know how it works. How that hell works if they if they made one card. It's what's a check come
Why are they talking like they aren't millionaires
Why do you guys act like we're just made of money like we just oh we just spit money out of our asshole
You should keep all good MVP candidate cards if they win you can sell the car shops for a minimum of $20 base
Brother, no one gives a fuck about a $20 base card, bro.
Someone on my Twitter account said,
Lacey and Ron should go fishing in Japan to try to catch the $3 million tuna.
What does that mean?
Wait, isn't this what you just got?
Didn't you just get the shalei ozani?
No, I don't want it. Is that one?
No, it's in a better ring though.
Owl, it's actually a problem, bro. I'm running out of internet over here.
Guys, we're in traffic, bro. Welcome to LA, but in the meantime, you know, maybe you just spread some love in the chat.
Try to make a friend in the chat. Maybe you get the sub or two in the chat.
Guys, we don't need your subs, by the way. Like, nobody has to gift.
Yeah. Like, I'm telling you guys, like, if y'all feel like, oh, damn, we should gift.
Bro, y'all don't have to gift subs. I promise you, it's not, like...
Hey, Lays, you know what I'm talking about?
Yeah, of course.
I'll order something for them.
Are you actually pre-gaming DoorDash?
It'll be there when we get there. Think about it.
How'd you go?
Did I fall over?
How'd you guys just fall to the stream? That's all we care about.
But, if you want, give five.
Trouble me if you haven't followed the stream and you're watching just because we're your third monitor content.
Shohei, are you in here?
Hold on, I'm just doing something.
I'm really nervous right now.
Can't stop bang?
Oh my fucking god.
You can order like Canes, the house or no?
I'm doing a Canes Bucket thing right now.
You got water for me too?
Yeah, I got it for everybody.
And Lays?
Everybody.
Oh, you're the one, Brooke.
We got a W in the chat.
There's some lemonade in there as well.
I'm watching you guys on stream east right now.
Yo, dumbass, our content is free.
What are you talking about?
Does anyone even use those websites?
Every time I go on those websites, bro, it installs porn from my computer.
I guess that's why.
Nice!
I just ordered a Cane's tailgate.
On God?
Yes.
You know, it's true, bro. What do you even do?
Uh, I drive a car,
pull the camera sometimes.
It's about it.
I'm not kidding, no, like, so...
Can I ask you a question? Like, genuinely.
Me?
If me and him, if it was Kaisenat and Isho Speed, you would have got us to our location like 20 minutes ago.
Nah, probably not.
Probably not. Probably not.
If we were Kaisenat and Isho Speed, we'd have like a police escort, bro.
Holy fucking dicking at the road.
I'm just being honest.
So, when Kain's speed at a police escort and they went to Waffle House...
Uh, fucking Kaisenat flew to the bar in a helicopter. Yes.
That's the truth.
I'm hungry too. That's the worst question part about this call. You got a text tomorrow morning from slips
And it said speed wants you to be his cameraman. He'll pay you the same as Lacey
What if he said speed wants you to be his cameraman he'll pay you double what Lacey pays you
But you have to move your whole life to wherever I think it was in Miami, right?
I mean double I mean that's like life-changing money. No, hey now ladies, okay?
Let's say
Let's say Kai was like, yeah, I want ladies bro. I just want him badly. I'm willing to give him a million dollars a year every my guy
What?
See, I like that loyalty out of you, Lace.
Drew said literally for maybe $5,000 a month, he said, oh, I'm doing it.
So, Slips came up to you and said, hey Lace, y'all cameraman for you for free.
Oh, for sure.
For free?
For sure.
Oh, loyalty over there, buddy.
I'll find another job for you.
I'll keep you on my team still.
Yeah, because I'm a very useful asset.
What do you even do?
on my team still today I went to the store and got a cake that said lacy happy
lacy day didn't even have the appreciation part it didn't fit oh no okay so
What if? Okay, someone pulled the Atani 101. What?
So let me get this straight.
We just went to the car store, spent $20,000 on cards because we were told that it hasn't been fooled yet.
And on the car ride back, someone posted that they just fooled it.
Unless it's fake, unless it's...
Oh yeah, it must have been to our PSAs.
I don't give a fuck about a PSA. The minions could be in here.
We just spent 20 bands to chase a car that someone just pulled.
We'll run the car right back from buying them!
Hello?
Banana?
Want some banana?
What am I getting?
I want a refund. Bro, chin up. Just put your chins up.
I want a refund.
I mean, God, I want a refund.
Is that real, bro?
I don't know. I don't know what that was. That was like a real tweet though.
You know, this is probably just fucking jerkin' off right now.
This is it, there's 20 plus 20 grand.
He's got the tweet.
I
Turn that shit off you're pissing me off, bro. No one asked you to create content
We asked you to drive us home dick. Oh, no, you're actually including me in the concept. Well, bro. I can't drive
Yo, we could walk home faster get out of the car in your wheelchair and just like I think I can roll back
It's fake. Oh, it might it might be I saw on Twitter said one-on-one
Look at this, is there any left?
Dude, are you trying to steal my chain, bro? What are you doing?
Bro, what are you doing?
Take a look at those neckiers, next time I'm grabbing it.
Alright Drew, I'm not gonna lie, like...
I got bad news, bro.
If we don't get this card, at least she's firing here.
What would you actually do if you got fired right now? What's your first thing?
Probably go work for a different streamer.
Who? In LA though.
Go work for like, I don't know.
Okay, but how much would you charge?
Uh, probably, like I'd probably start back to like, like what I was getting paid like before.
He's my pay.
So maybe like, maybe like 7-8k.
So what Shreemer and LAD thinks is going to pay you, Drew Wall, 7-8k a month?
Lots of people.
Who though?
Wait, so he's your assistant too.
Yeah.
So you have to assist someone, cameraman, and baby Seth.
like baby care but he gets a percentage of my snapchat on top of his base pay
what plus plus he he doesn't he doesn't say it he makes money from streaming to
when he goes live after I go live he gets like a thousand to two thousand
viewers can I can't like that if Drew wall like look at him
I mean look at me this guy right here is making over $20,000 a month. He's made 20 men and I'm making
Yes, yes, you do. Yes. How much is your snapchat me?
Make that much in a month. I'm a
I mean, I mean, actually I haven't checked snapchat for three months. Let me see
Not bad
14,000 K last month
That's terrible. So he makes 5k off that
15 bands. So base pay, 5k from snap, realistically, he probably makes 5 to 10k from twitch, he's making like 25k a month.
I'm just saying, and you have other shit, you're like Drew, realistically, I wouldn't be surprised if Drew's making 20 to 30k a month.
And I think about it bro, he probably doesn't pay his taxes.
I thought I'd pay my taxes.
Last year I paid like...
Pay your taxes please?
Yeah, I did like, not that long ago, really, that shit probably paid off.
Yeah, you saw it, right?
Yeah, she was...
I was like why did it all disappear?
I actually wrote my mom text me and told me.
Now imagine that, but now imagine that.
I know, I'm pretty sure I still live in a small town.
Bro.
There's million cards that are in one out of every 12,000 packs.
Did you just hear that?
No, I didn't.
There's one million card per 12,000 packs.
Wait, but you guys bought like 300 packs.
Yeah, zero.
That's like, there's no way it's that little.
Guys, how can I pull up to Yana?
I'm nowhere near Yana.
Wait, it's one in 40, they're saying.
I don't know how many there are, bro.
I'm just gonna jerk you off and hope I get one.
You give me head or your Scorpi pose on a picture.
I did not give you head.
Scorpi pose on a picture of me.
Yeah.
Dude.
So let me get this straight that little twerp Drew's pulling in over 400k a year. That's what a doctor makes
I'm smarter than a doctor. Yeah, what's more important? Drew Wall salary or a doctor's salary? You actually make as much money as a doctor
I don't. Yo, we're just lying. I actually do. No, I don't, bro. Doctors make like 400k
I've never even I've never made 400k in my all time
You think I've made 400k all the time, that's cap.
Well, a true wall does more than in society than in doctrine.
That is also true.
I benefit society.
I feel like we need more true walls, less doctors.
It hurts me to hear that.
Can I start a course on how to be like me?
I don't want to care about a course.
I'll be honest with you though.
The time that we're like 70, and we need like heart
transplants or like, we don't need that by the time we're 70.
Well, there's going to be kids that were playing Fortnite
just probably like saying like the hard R or something like that.
That's gonna be operating on us. That's actually true. Like I'm dead serious like
Like it's over for society. I'm dead serious chat. It's actually over for society
But my dad's a doctor and makes 22k a month
Cool, bro
Like imagine if I could drew wall no
More money than a surgeon this month, bro, bro
Oh, all right, this one was a good month, but like...
You pissed me off, Drew.
Did anyone else want to just see Drew Parish?
Fuck.
To the phone charger, Drew?
I feel like you should, like, make Drew...
You should take a percentage switch.
I don't ask for raids or nothing. Why would you take a percent of my Twitch?
You gonna shoot me more or less?
I'll shoot you.
Sometimes, it's like, you know, if I got shot.
I've had so much time.
If I got some shit that works.
If they let me put in the night shift.
If I got some shit that works.
What does that mean? You about to leave the cameraman being a streamer?
Hell no.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm close.
Like, you both definitely make...
Oh, you guys gonna start a condon house with Cameron?
Hell no.
You drew, you drew laser.
I, I can tell you.
You're gorgeous.
I don't know.
I don't know.
It's nothing, it's nothing like that.
It's very subtle.
You're starting a business?
You go to Amazon Rainforest?
What's going on?
I'm not showing anywhere.
I'm not doing nothing crazy.
Are you going to be a call-duty bro?
No.
I wish.
Are you going to be uploading trickshot montages with Suss?
So what is it
I don't I know about this
No, you guys think this one actually okay, I wanted to drop it only fans
Just like as a troll me drop an OF and it's just all AI like
If I just randomly tweeted an OF like the mile
I would actually show my asshole. I don't give a fuck. I wouldn't show my dick.
There's men out there that would get us Jack their dick to my hairy ass.
It's disgusting, bro.
It's true, though.
It's so true.
Dude, there's a thing like, there's a thing for everyone.
Lay's banned me and his chat for asking a cameraman for him.
Yeah, because why are you talking about gas and shit in my chat?
It's just...
Enjoy your permanent vacation, bro.
What's the idea you guys have?
Well, it just came out yesterday.
I don't want to say it, but I feel weird saying it.
Well, I gotta know it, I feel like.
Yeah, of course I'll tell you.
Listening, bro.
Well, ladies, this is self-promote, bro.
No, it's weird.
Is it gonna be internet clipping university?
No, it's nothing like...
Dude, it's like...
Text me, it text me.
I gotta know what it is now.
It's really how am I not known about I guess I want to say
Selling carts to miners already do that. I put money in the car. Is this real?
Wait, so someone pulled it
No bro some bullshit companies. I'm telling you the bullshit companies. They get it before everyone. I'm telling you
So you're about to become a youtuber
You're gonna leave camera in
What if you get a million subscribers you gonna be camera?
Like it's kinda, it's gonna be a thing that I do just, you know?
This is the slow decline, bro.
I know it's not happening.
It's not happening.
It's not happening to Drew, too.
Yeah, guess what happened with Drew the other day?
I texted Drew, I said, yo, I'm out of spark.
Can you cameraman, you know what he said?
He was like, damn, I was about to go live.
There's no way Drew said that.
See, I was like, bro.
This is live.
I was like, wow, this is how it starts, huh?
It's not gonna be a thing.
Nah, this is the end, bro.
That's the end, I gotta find me a business.
Ladies about to start a business, Drew's streaming now
instead of me going live.
I literally wanted to stream the other night
I let true go live and set
Wait, can I not see it
No, I understand.
I just feel weird saying it.
Man, that's not crazy.
No, it's the end, bro.
This is the beginning of the end.
It's actually the end.
I gotta start doing camera trials.
You guys are getting excited.
Chat, chat.
Anyone here who has a good camera?
I pay $25 a day.
That's like $1,000,000, right?
Dude, that's...
I have...
No, you're never getting me a lot.
Drew and Lays both had a sit-down with Arky the other day?
Definitely fucking not.
Y'all are pulling Arky methods on us.
What if they make a content house?
If I wanted to pull the Arky method, I would have been done.
There.
Like, why would I have waited so long?
Okay, so Drew, question.
What if you got to a point where you were making more money from streaming
than you were from Cameraman?
That's such a big what if, but like I would never have one.
But if it did.
What if one night, what if like you randomly started averaging like 2-3 thousand viewers?
And they were like, true Rawls God, you're up and coming streamer.
I don't like streaming like that.
I just do it for fun like at night, just chill, have some time.
I don't even show my face on my shit.
I don't even, like, it's just like fun to play the game.
Yeah, it's fun to play the game when you people who care about you.
Instead of when we play the game, we just get called trash, garbage, telling us to die.
Bro, if I could hop on a game and a chat was being nice and supportive, instead of stream-siving me
and then pointing and laughing every time I die and feeling suny, I would probably enjoy playing a little bit more.
Yeah, bro, it's unfortunate every time we get on a game, we just say,
wow, bro, you're using excellent smart disability.
Drew would be the most failed streamer of all time. His only content is reacting to your content.
And then he gets killed six times in four night and gets off
My mom just texted me saying LeBron James is going to the Sixers
Should I tell my mom that me and Lebron are just doing their works?
Yeah.
Tell her that he's like coming to the house or something.
It's dead ass Ben several months since Lisi has done something likable.
What the fuck's that even mean, bro?
Sonyan, sombrero.
Chow, you think we're gonna pull this car or no?
And if you pull the car I'm ending my stream like no bullshit we're ending the shimmer pretty in a safe
No, we go to a safety deposit box. No, I wouldn't even take it in. I would I would hide it somewhere in the house
We have to hide hide in the hot. No, I would just end my shroom. We just go sell to that dude
We should take you my safety deposit box
All my so by that we pulled it. Are you ending it? No, I'm at this
No fuck no!
The clip is gonna be the abrupt end.
Yeah, I'm like 100 kids out of our house.
Five minutes after you pull this.
My mom just texted me saying,
Kill yourself.
The bron just texted me,
King emoji.
I'm gonna have to move scrims tomorrow.
Cause I'm thinking about it.
We're gonna watch the myth 1v1.
Then we're gonna open the cards. Yeah, and it's gonna be a while. We might be doing this until midnight
But you know how legendary to be if we got the Shohei I would be like yo
Hey, oh Tani. I'm trying to figure out like a new saying. I can't my brain's not working
Yeah, we're gonna be like 30 minutes before the 1v1 starts so should we open a little bit before the woman we could yeah
But I also have food coming
How long until the food gets there?
I'm going to eat the food during the lunch break.
If I will.
I'm thinking about making joy videos.
I don't know.
I'm going to put tomorrow's shot to the clock.
Wait, what do I do?
That's what I have to give in two weeks.
10, 9, 8.
Faster, faster.
5.
Dude, those videos are so good.
W watch?
Yeah, they're just like talk to you.
What do you Google what you do?
I usually just go look up like someone talks to you
like they care about you and then you jerk off to it.
Fuck bro, I don't know when to rip.
What was your idea?
You said, do you have me want to say a lot?
Yeah, I feel like a lot of people in this world
aren't appreciated.
So if you want to jerk off, we appreciate you loving it.
You know, one time back in COVID, someone
They sent me a video of my face like on their phone and they slapped their penis on my phone.
I'm not kidding, they slapped their penis on my phone.
Do you know what kick is?
Like that?
Like the whole kick app?
Salco, move scrims to 8 o'clock.
Unounce it please.
It's where I have to be done by 8.
I have to be done by 8.
I have to play scrims.
I have heats.
When?
Sunday.
Sun
I gotta go to Atlanta by the way chat. It's on Sunday. Me and agent are doing a stream in Atlanta
It's only one day now. I'm not there for two days
Yep
Sunday
Jay golden OSF does know we need a spinner
Oh, what is that?
That's...
The wires are a lot like a little to the speakers, you know?
Oh, I thought you were talking about the car.
No, look out the window.
I can't fucking operate this big ass mic, to be honest.
Sorry.
It's a holy cyberbattery.
It is.
If I ever got rid of my Porsche, just know I got an SVJ.
No, I got a message. Oh my god, if you get rid of your Porsche clone, I would buy I would buy your Porsche
Maybe like it depends how much
By my car 400
How much how much is the car 400 I paid and I put about like 100 right into it. It's nice
I would need to know ASAP bro. I got some in the works right now 400 for it
Where did you go for porches?
You like wearing porches?
How is he out for the fuck?
If I ever sold the pro just know. Hi emoji.
They say in those packs there's also a two million dollar SpongeBob Auto Baseball patch
Say on fucking God there's a SpongeBob-y.
That's not true.
They're might be, they're actually might be!
Is it?
Are they lying?
That car is not worth 350 grand.
Go on Google brother, do your research.
I'm gonna sell it probably though, one day.
But the question is for what?
Maybe McLaren?
I'm getting McLaren next year.
should
Cuz I'm gonna wait for my birthday because I'm gonna be recovered only stable method birthday car. Yes on my birthday
You know, I told you my name
Well, I was like I want to buy a car for my birthday birthday. That's what I do
Hit him with an introducing my brand new actually, you know what I'm gonna do is head yo ladies might fuck the fuck
Fuck!
Okay.
What I'm gonna do actually, Ron, is over the next year,
I'm gonna keep track of who the most active chatter
in my chat is, and I'm gonna gift them a McLaren.
But I'm gonna keep it very low key.
I'm just gonna take notes about who I see and stream
every day in the chat, every day,
no matter what the segment is every day,
and I'm gonna gift them a McLaren.
Okay, and my most active chatter,
I'm gonna personally deliver a Kaniyat combo to their door
if they're just positive and active.
Nope.
How far is the food to begin the demo?
It'll be there when we get there.
Do you have a nausea or no?
It's basically like a little joke.
Okay.
So I also like a good way to get it.
I was like, oh shit, your name's not familiar.
Aren't you person nausea?
What the fuck is nausea?
I'm gonna have to hit it something thick.
But how do you do that by the way, Lyson?
Do it.
Make your breath smell like gas.
What?
That hits every time.
Also by the way, the pie cost.
What's the pie cost?
Take honors.
Yeah.
Ah, I'm not gonna lie about a Curse these cards.
I'm nervous.
Bro, this breaker box could be it.
That's a scary box the breaker box is all like autos and patches right yeah, okay?
Would you dead ass give me no money?
Yeah, I got that one car that's worth like seven million
I think that's and then if I got the car to seven mil
You'd see it
How much do you know big?
Okay, I'm not trying to sound stupid. It's a god. That would hit me. There's a real question chat
If you're someone like Shohai Otani, yeah, and you have like friends or whatever
Can you just sign something like for them and they get to sell it and then you have an unlimited money glitch?
Well, it depends what it is or if there's like something in their contract where they can't do that
Yeah, but you also got to understand like like an authentic verified auto card is more than if you just sign the card
Like if you just gave Shohail Tawdy a base card and he signed it, that's not worth as much as the actual signage.
Yeah, but imagine you sign, he just signs the base of all that.
Or you're not even gonna come with me.
Oh yeah, that happens all the time.
You're gonna be able to sign with me.
$800 million, what's the first thing you're buying?
I'm gonna probably buy like...
You're gonna need a combo?
Yeah, I'll probably buy...
You know what I'm gonna do?
Yeah.
I'm gonna make a card, I'm gonna make a core card, one of one, and I'm gonna have everybody sign it, and I'm gonna sell it.
And I'm gonna sell it. You know what I said? I said we should drop cards. We should really company
We should hit up tops and see if they can like a core box
I swear God or streamer box streamer box. Hey sure. It's gonna be fucking fun. You go buy it
Bro last time I did I pull the flight reacts one-on-one raw streamer box with a head any fun
In auto mad you get a lacy one-of-one auto, and it's just me with my shirt off
Oh, that would actually be perfect fucking fuel for the buyer
Fuck you. Sidemen did that?
No, I know that's what I'm saying though. People did that, but imagine like new gen streamers like I put a fight reacts one-on-one
Who was there for that stream?
Like imagine you pull like a like a Rekai one-on-one
And then it just plays audio. Is it so good, bud? Oh
You know what the saddest part is there literally could be ten million dollars just sitting right next to us right now
Is that crazy? We don't even know
Like what if we dead ass pulled it like I'm actually here looking at the like x-ray visioning
Imagine the packs and there could be no but like we could look back at a couple hours when we open this and somehow
Get 10 million on hard and we're look back at the bottom like we didn't even know is it here
How mad do you think they would be to the car chop if we took it?
You had a shit how many how many how many cases were made in the world?
I don't know. I would feel a little mad if I was a seller. I would talk. I
Want to know how many cases were made?
I mean when the goodness or bad news about the cases, there's 72,000 cases.
I thought y'all were like the dumbest in the rough.
I thought like maybe like maybe like a thousand cases were made and we like two of them could
be lucky.
They say there's a one-on-one payback.
Oh my god.
And it's a picture of you getting your leg in.
Oh my god.
Kai shouldn't have done two rigged bags.
I'm telling you, someone should do it.
Someone's gonna take our idea.
Oh
Please
Wait, I just wait tug sent us cards to yeah, oh my jeez
We stopped the guy and he man was broken.
Yeah.
I was pretty nervous.
You should go.
You were actually just one?
Huh?
No.
Drew, focus on the road, bro. We don't want to die.
No, that's literally just this Pokemon.
You know how sad the chat would be if we died?
They'd actually spam like heart, like be like heartbroken emoji.
Bro, do you imagine getting a modern one-up-one card out of a streamer pack?
Sure.
Yes.
Oh
How would the car be metal?
Why are they putting heartbreak emojis? I said if what would they put if we died?
Actually, oh, here we go. No, no if I died and I was streaming a funeral
I want to see what the chat would look like like at the funeral
Yeah, chat imagine behind the funeral behind people talking. There's a chat box
But what would y'all tell you like you think people would be like in the chat action typing during a funeral
There's gonna be tons of memes too, like someone's gonna put like Keck Walk.
They're putting haze and laughing at me and putting we did it.
I'm not kidding, by the way, no troll.
If I ever died while you were still a streamer, I'd hope you troll me.
Like I'd hope you wouldn't just be sad, like I'd hope you troll about my death.
I would definitely put your shit in a cartoon phone game.
like I would not want to go out and he would be sad like I want people to be like damn
I wish it was sooner but I hope Keynes would honor me maybe post like a tweet on there
and like that it's gonna sound like he said it's just like the hundredth century
stable combo I should ask him to do that stable combo and it's like 190 tenders
I don't know how, but we're home in a minute, Chad.
Somehow we made it.
You're actually missing the exit.
We can't rip for a little bit before the, before the ship.
I'm down with 40 minutes.
Chad, should we rip a little bit of packs before the myth first teeth?
We have 40 minutes.
Chad, nobody's pulling, anybody you see saying they pulled it?
fake. It's a verified pool by the way.
Okay, send it then. I don't believe you. Yeah, by the way, I don't know if you have this rule for true
But if you get a girlfriend you're fired
Honestly
Much more
Like I gotta find someone once it you ever get a boyfriend your friend. How do I get a boyfriend? Well, I
Feel like true goes on like the hub and he looks up like gay men kissing
Feel like
What are you jorking to Joe you imagine you're jerking it's actually price so I want to know what he does it bro
What's something what's something you've searched out wait Joe have you ever jerked off next to Lays's door?
What do you mean next to his door?
In your room!
Yes, in my room!
Okay, when was the last time?
I don't know.
You know what he probably does? This is what I used to do when I was in my mom's house.
You walk to the door slowly and do like very quietly.
You lock the door so no one hears it lock.
You like just do it like you know how it clicks it up.
You can hear it when it locks. It's got the all.
It's like automatic.
True, give us an example.
Example like what I can't eat an example
I don't know
It is like he googles like AI like makes his own
No, it's crazy people actually do that
What on that drill I don't personally do it
I just imagined rules like searching up like
big muscular men kissing.
I'll be honest with you, I'm not trying to sound gay.
I'm not trying to be gay because it's funny.
No, I would question my sexuality a little,
and I would look up on the hub, like, gay, you know,
and I would still get hard.
But like, I didn't find it attractive.
So does that make me gay?
You found it attractive, yeah, you did.
No, I definitely didn't.
No, you got it.
I think I just got hard because of the fact that I was like,
I was like, okay, like you got having sex.
But like I never actually,
I'm gonna stop talking.
Listen brother, no matter what you're into,
whether you're-
Okay, what if you dead ass walked in on,
like I ended my stream and you were still like,
you're like, all right, Chad, be back.
I'm gonna go say hi to Ron.
And he walked in on lace climbing my shit.
What?
What?
What?
Like would you shut the door or would you go to Chad?
Would you do, ah, I won't probably-
Would you joke about it?
No, I wouldn't joke about it.
That guy just fell out of his scooter.
I saw that.
Shit.
Um, I would, I would just close the door, pray that y'all didn't see me, and probably
go in there and say, hey guys, I'm not feeling well.
I gotta end stream.
You wouldn't have it.
I'd end my stream, and I would have to process it, bro.
Like, but you saw like, ladies just slap me in my face, right?
Yeah, I would have to process it a little bit.
Cheers.
But I'd support you guys, for sure.
Thank you.
Definitely make streaming counters a little awkward though.
Wow, we're just gonna be joking around.
We're just gonna be joking.
Bro, we're just trolling each other.
It's literally, ultimately, now we're just gonna troll too.
Like me having to keep that secret, like, on, like, from everyone, like, hey guys.
You need to learn.
On and layers.
You're telling us all about it.
Fuckin' each other.
Yeah, you're gonna tell Darla.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't think I would.
I really don't think I would.
So once you tell Darla, if Rob's phone's gonna start ringing, it's gonna be timmy.
Yeah, that's exactly why I wouldn't tell her, because I know Kimmy would find out.
One time, one time Kimmy made me call Laze off stream and like, she pretended I was on, like, I was like, Laze, I'm about to bring a girl over, don't tell Kimmy, and Laze went, oh fuck no, I'm not going to tell her what!
And she was like, I'm never letting you hang out with her!
I
Brons getting hard I am I actually thought about these fucking me and I started getting hard I'm not getting
It's arriving now
Cades is gonna be there when we get there bro my car just got finished right now
Your car just got finished clean. Oh, you know I curved the fuck out of my wheels. I swear to God
I'm a noob bro. Ellen noob in the chat. No yesterday my tent is so dark
I don't know what it's so dark and dirty because I haven't cleaned it and
I couldn't see the sidewalk and I'm not gonna lie. I ratch my shit
Just one but they say it was like 300 bucks to fix
Yeah, we're actually five minutes away
See shadow is a quick and easy car ride quick and easy matter
We already have a Murakami rookie card in the show house on you
You said dude ladies, I'm saying I don't want to hear that bullshit. That's cars
Do we eat the the Keynes or do we read what is the chat one Keynes first or red?
What if we get nothing don't say that shit like we haven't really taken that
possibility into account that we don't want to why would I want to hear that
like we could get reached and no one wants to fucking hear that don't you
EVER! Put that in the air!
Oh.
I put the caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak in my ass.
Cain's at the door right now.
Oh god.
Yes, the order was dropped off.
That's why pre-firing Door-Dash is the best method of all time.
Because if we got only, we would have had to wait another 40 minutes for it to get there.
OH!
Yes.
Oh I'm so fucking hyped, I'm so ready.
Chad, what's spamming Cain's first?
Cain's first, we lay out the cards, get a quick thumb now.
Um, then what?
And rip a couple box, maybe?
And then...
Lost a mitt?
Why's my winded up?
I could eat and watch myth.
We gotta do both.
How many wings is it?
How many chicken tenders?
25.
Each?
What?
25 total chicken tenders.
That's not enough? What do you mean? How many fucking chickens are you guys eat?
Brody James traded to the 76ers!
No, we didn't know.
I'm serious, they're all seven yet.
No fucking way.
It's gotta be true.
Kidding.
That deadass woke up to Lebron and the Sixers.
Yeah, it's kinda insane.
Those are crazy.
Dude, Chris predicted that shit after we were you.
What the fuck? I just saw it.
T-Banks is penis.
What?
Oh my god, it's all that shit.
Yeah.
How?
I don't see.
Yo, Chad.
How is 25 chicken tenders and not enough chicken tenders?
Well, because you could probably kill 10 or 15.
No, I'll probably kill four.
Maybe two to size the toast.
Wait, you out like a higger?
Oh, I got a tailgate, dude.
What the fuck's a tailgate?
I thought it was only blocks.
I'm not looking at it.
Drew do us all a favor the chat will actually put more than one W. What die, okay, how much anybody fucks up
Yeah, I just want to walk again. I think if they're right now chat, I'm gonna strangle drew until he passes out
We already have some hits dude. We have a Christian Campbell auto chat.
You actually just made me almost fucking jerk you off bro.
Please.
I like when they do the shit in the chat when they're like fake gay equals funny lol.
Like they put like the white dude's scratch on you.
There was a difference between low and low W. Low W is a noob emo, like low is more funny than me, the white dude scratching his chin.
Oh, that's a low W.
Low W is like a, it's like a kekwa. Yeah, that's better.
Alright, let's fucking do this job, we're here. Who made it through the traffic segment?
You got the boxes I'm gonna go get the important shit
You're good, right Lacey he's good
Oh
Shit
Hey, bro, you drew get the box. Yeah, don't forget it bitch
One cheat meal is not gonna hurt.
Okay, I'm not gonna lie though, is this even a cheat meal?
It's chicken.
It is chicken.
Like, dead-ass check. Is it protein or not?
Holy fuck.
Oh, shit. How the fuck do you close this one?
Dude.
Oh, what?
Look at this.
What is that, protein?
Brother.
It's fucking toast.
Oh that's actually there.
It's toast.
Wait for it. Wait for it. Wait for it.
Wait for it.
Fries?
No, we would.
Wait.
Last but not least.
Wait.
Max win chicken tenders wait there's only one sauce oh my god
Here, let me sit in the wheelchair, please.
Some keys, some lemonade.
Oh my god.
Drop a W in the chat for this fucking thing.
You want me to move to the middle?
Oh yeah, I like that.
Alright, Chad, listen.
Here's our carry-on this morning.
Oh yeah.
Oh my god.
A little quick cheat deal, bro.
There's a quick little meal.
Nothing crazy.
How much you can tender in here?
Give me a massage.
Listen, outlaw, put like, myth Tifu into a 10 million dollar box.
Listen bro, this is the free game.
This is our last meal before we start eating Nobu every day.
You understand me?
Well, right?
Maybe once you guys are watching Tifu and them.
Oh, this is going to be gone.
Come on, Kaden, it's calm before the storm.
Yeah!
I think so he spent more than one one. Oh my girlfriend's texting me saying you better not eat that
And then she texted me. Oh my god
I'm gonna be honest with you bro. Is Cain's that bad real? No
He's actually not
But think about it, bro
It's just protein, brother. It's just chicken
Who gives a fuck? We're gonna hit that $10 million card. We're gonna break up with our girls, bro
No fucking fuck it to no boo every single day. Look at each other. This is via I live there
What
Is some fat shit
What is it chicken on the toast
Wait, not me.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Ah!
Hold on. A chicken sandwich!
Oh my God.
Close the blinds?
It won't close.
I don't think it's going to do anything.
It's the fucking...
Hold on a second.
There's going to be this one now.
Stay here.
You know what the best part is?
We burned all this off already.
Mm-hmm.
Not all of them, but the camera.
Mm.
They're saying everybody's 300 calories.
Is that true?
I've got it.
Of what?
I'm not worried, bro.
We're going to burn this off later.
Oh, that's good. You know the best part is when you eat on stream, it's not real calorie. It doesn't count because it's for content.
Yeah, it's the same thing.
I have no clue.
I don't even know the code, please. I just know the location. We're actually hitting method right now.
Drinking is where the shot is not the same. Oh, I'm God!
Oh.
In, yeah, it's just content.
Jack, eating food on street is like a calories right off.
It doesn't count.
Also, by the way, Jack, I'm not trying to be funny,
like I'm actually serious.
I already told my girlfriend this morning,
and this week I'm starting to do weight training properly.
Like I'm figuring out my split and I'm ordering meal prep.
I'm getting locked in.
I'm probably actually,
actually gonna cook that.
Mm-hmm.
There's meal?
Huh.
Let me get to eat it.
You get it?
Yeah.
All right, we gotta stop, bro.
Stop what?
One last chicken, okay?
Two more minutes of food
and then we have 30 minutes of ripping.
Right back.
Our fries back for you?
If you think about it, potatoes are vegetable.
Yep.
Hello.
Oh, thank you.
Lacy's a bad influence?
Who said that?
Or we should open up the cards with our hands this greasy.
Can you solve all the people that actually like cards?
You know, we're gonna get hate threads on hate threads.
hate drugs. Imagine a soy ohtani one-to-one caniac combo edition. They're all set. You
should fire drawings in the camera. Do it Jason. He said, you're in the frame. Get out
of the frame. Do you see these other camera men in the frame? Get the fuck out of the
frame. Let the camera men eat. Your brother, or what? I offered legs from the pizza. No,
All right, I'm done, I'm done.
I just didn't eat powder that I wanted to.
Who is that, are those guys?
I'll try a couple of fries.
It's just potatoes.
So much food for what?
Oh, I don't know.
We're hardworking streamers.
Yeah, and maybe there's four of us.
A three finger combo is a thousand calories, they're saying.
Cap, cap.
That's not true.
Yeah, that'll be fucking, drink the sauce clean,
eat every fry.
No problems finish the drink
We're just
My question is if you can get a door just play Wizard 101
Yeah, just to do it, like, explain what I used to serve here right now.
He's playing with I used to serve here.
He used to work.
His shit is freezing in there.
It's not a problem.
So he's playing Wizard of War 1 with Aisha.
You want to just hit the game?
What?
What?
Haze was DMing her.
Haze was DMing her.
That's why I was mad.
Haze is the all-time most unhealthy food, by the way.
Okay, so explain this to me.
I guess chicken, protein, french fries, potatoes, and bread.
Yeast?
yeast comes from all from a form it's not unhealthy and then you have fucking lemon water
that's all lemonade is there's just water with some lemon in it
look at Ron shaking still looking at all that food you fat fuck what does that even mean where
should we rip cards out right over the where are the chicken you do it here no
Yeah, but it's not set up, which usually does that before stream.
What the fuck were you doing before stream?
I was just buying up food.
I love the good drugs I work with.
You drove it?
Yes, I would never do it again, it's so weird.
Really?
I gave it a gas and it just started flying.
A gas wants food?
Let's just see if this goes first.
Yeah, we gotta save it for later.
This is what we're doing, watch for any.
All right, let's go. All right, we'll leave this food here for you boys. Yeah. Yeah
I'm gonna come back down where's where do you think the best place for us to rip cards that
Where
Yeah, Ron
Is it RCXD?
That bullshit ass horn.
Chad, where should we open it?
You can do it on the pool table, that's it, we'll keep it at 3rd floor.
You can do it on the kitchen table.
Dude, get over here on the table!
Dude!
Ah!
Dude!
Alright, don't tell Lacey.
Let's go.
Hurry back up.
I'm gonna bring the canes upstairs, and then we can open up, where do you want to open?
I'm gonna, I'll take some canes.
Come on, all the fucking come from here.
No, it's fucking, fucking dick, holy dick.
It's fucking canes.
What if shortly we want to prove before we open them?
or a chat spamming, chat spamming it would crumble cookie.
That actually will give us autism.
You're spamming crumble, crumble, crumble on the chat.
What do we do? I don't want to disappoint the chat.
Alright, chat, we're opening these cards.
Drop a fucking W. Let's fucking go.
Where do you want to open these?
It's kind of hot in here though, no?
Do you want me to kick these good?
Let's do a kitchen.
It's right in there.
Fuck you, I'll turn me down to the kitchen, buddy.
I think there's one on the kitchen table.
Where's Jason Lee?
Uh, yeah, I should have taken a shit.
I'm still shit playing.
Shut the fuck up.
I'm not here.
I was meant to sit against the window and then take you like a little over the shoulder
like one of these.
This is God here.
This is God feeling.
Don't leave a knife.
Guys, guys, it's actually not Canes.
It's fucking Din Tai Fung.
Let's open up this show, hey, boys?
I'm so high!
Fucking Din Tai, hey, boys?
Sure thing we get a show, hey, right?
Let's fucking go first, hey?
Jeremia calling. Oh shit, hold on.
Alright, first thing's number, I'll call him by his number.
Yeah, I'll keep your phone.
Jeremia's calling.
Hey, Jeremia's not on Snapchat yet. What the fuck? He's facing me on Snapchat?
Brother, he's like 30.
Yeah, bruh. That's probably still trying to fuck the huzz, bruh.
Hi, I'm Jeremiah. I'm from Love Island. No one cares.
You want to go to the highway?
Hey, Jeremiah!
Uh, will I have any one of the car you know?
Hey!
What's my idea? Because it's Lacy Day!
It's-
So you're telling me what's your-
Are you still in the wheelchair?
Is that David?
David!
Let him in!
I said it was Lacy Day!
Thank you, Alyssa.
You guys are handcuffed?
Yeah, 24 hours.
Oh, it was my f-
Ah!
But but but not no nuts and bolts
Yo, yo, hey question. Yo, yo Davis is Davis there Davis. What are you gonna do a stream with a Naja?
What are you gonna do a stream with a Naja?
What
From streamer you
Are you gonna do a stream with the nodja?
A nodja head and suck this dick!
Nodja!
Oh my god, but you should have seen it look on his face!
He's fucking stunned, obviously.
Hi there.
No, you've seen that for the last time.
I know, I saw it on opening.
Come on Drew, hurry bro, we're getting thumbnails and shit.
And these are the important facts.
By the way, while we're watching the mid-tea food thing, someone's got to actually be
going to buy this.
Two autographs per box.
What?
Wait.
Two autographs per box.
Wait, I thought this was a guaranteed...
Thought this was a break...breaker.
Wait, what?
Oh my God, we actually should have opened this before we bought it.
Wait, this is all the same shit!
This is Breaker's Delight.
Wait, they are different, because look, look how skinny they are, look.
So this says two orders per box, making...
Fuck it, bro.
Oh yeah, this is one 12-card pack.
I thought they were like different.
Oh yeah, this is one 12 card pack.
I thought there were like different bags.
Oh my fucking god.
And we still have more coming, G.H.
How far away is that room by the way?
I don't know how far away.
G.H.
No.
You get here like five fifty miles.
I don't know how much to cut yourself in.
Is this all of them?
Or are they?
Huh?
Is this all of them that he says?
We can get, we can, I'm not kidding.
You might know how to rip this through before the, no, one more.
No more than hot.
Hey, ready?
We got to set them up, they're like my thumbnail.
We got our YouTubers at the end of the day.
Come on, Lacey, help me, I want to say one more.
Stand up, you want the thumbnail or not?
You know, do you want to, do you know how many Ws
in the fucking YouTube comments are gonna be?
Yeah.
All right, everyone, pose for the thumbnail.
Jero, make sure it's good.
Yeah, I don't, I don't, you're very in the middle.
Are you ready?
Come here.
Oh my God!
What the fuck?
Are you ready?
All right, y'all.
Paul King, ready?
Hey, y'all.
If y'all from Twitch chat, say hello.
If you're from YouTube, say hello.
Today, we heard that Shohei Otani...
Where is a $7 million car?
$8 million.
$10 million.
There's a fucking one-of-one Shohei we're searching for.
We're looking for anything good.
This is the new 2026 Tops Chrome.
This was about $20,000.
Yes, we have $20,000 in cards.
These are the Hobby Jumbo, so it's two autographs for mocks, and then down here I have my own.
At the end, we're going to be opening, say, Breaker Delight.
This is a $7,000 case.
$7,000.
Drew, you got a portable body, Jens?
Phone's about to die.
I'm breaking it.
All right, listen, man, we're gonna do this.
Guys, by the way, if you're on YouTube,
drop a mean to comments.
You might see a quick break where it gets dark out.
We're gonna be watching a myth versus T-Fu 1v1
in about 40 minutes.
So anyone on Twitch chat, everyone say, okay, shall we?
Let's stay behind this.
Let's do it.
Yeah, so over the shoulder cam, fuck it.
All right, I'll stay like this
so we can get facial reactions as well.
So what are we looking for here?
We are looking for a gold bull patch.
Ohtani one-of-one card seven million dollars
And there's a bounty out for it, so that means if you get it there's some of who's already willing to pay seven million
That's not graded by the way. I love text me by the way if there's problems
11 cards per so these are the jumbos though, which mean there's a guaranteed
Shall we now I'm gonna be honest. I don't know what's about baseball Peyton Tolly don't know if he's good
I mean I got Andrew McChuckin, Brandon Love, Matt Shaw, J.J. Weatherholt, Maximum Acapulso,
Justin Jefferson, Kyle Schwartz, Jack Cagliande, Mickey Card Rainbow, I don't know but I don't
think it's bad.
How much dollars is that?
I don't know.
I actually don't know.
It's actually not bad.
Is that bad?
Wait, they're saying $2.00.
JJ Zizz is good.
Oh, James Wood!
Look, James Wood!
Who's JJ Zizz?
Is that good or bad?
Let's take a 5K card.
That's not even possible.
Let's see what you know and not know.
Lays, bring a charger!
Next bag.
Angles are good?
We good?
All right, Daddy.
Are they saying OMG like something good was food?
Okay, I got Lewis Morrill Henry Ford
Perspectives
Who is this I got it out of 99 TJ run field rookie car who you get I got a
15 out of 50 golds Brian bucks then who is that? Okay?
Who is that who is that who is that number cards right here? Wait, we should sleeve this though 50. It's out of 50. That's good
No, they're saying
Baseball boosiest in the chat
they're saying
They're saying this run field cards a good car
Runfield card good bucks in bucks in good. Wait, I need to leave. I need to leave. Okay, Drew. Can you get this?
Who's Boxing?
They're saving really good.
Did you get a Boxing card?
Yeah, 15 out of 50.
That's a good card, man.
I'm filming Boxing.
Did you wash your hands after the Canes?
Yeah.
Alright, I'm not going to hard sleep though, anything yet, until we figure out.
Alright, I mean Chad, how much dollar?
Not bad, we got two numbered cards already.
Alright.
Not too shabby, kid.
Now Chad, I want to remind you guys, just because you get a player that's good doesn't
mean the card is good, okay?
Hold on, Blakely, pause, I got to tell Lisa, grab me a charger, hold on, grab, grab, portable,
bless.
Alright, let's do this, yeah?
Harrison Bader, Michael King, yes, King.
Hunter Green, Shane Bosner, Troy Melton, O'Neil Cruz, Chris Bryan, Chase Bader,
Chase Burns, Ricky.
Chase Burns sounds familiar here.
Marcus Seaman?
What the fuck?
His name is Seaman.
I got a Paul Skeens bass card.
Roman Anthony, I have no idea.
If it's not on Tony, honestly,
it's not even worth in my opinion.
Whoa.
God, what the fuck is fake?
It's not even real.
What the fuck?
Wait, we're good news though.
No auto in each.
So now we're both searching for two autos, bro.
Yeah, we still have autos that we could get.
Roman Anthony's good.
Yes, he might be a good player,
but that doesn't mean it's a good card, chat.
That does not mean it's a good card.
Bro, surely we get the Otani, Ron.
That'd be something.
Look, ready?
Or Mignon, Javier, Nick, Manny, Oto,
Auri, Cody, Junior, Blake, Dylan,
Spencer Stern and Jade Dawson.
Nico, Willie Adams, Zander.
Wait, what?
Wait, what?
Top's Chrome 75, not bad.
All right, while you wait, I'll just do mine.
Jenny, Jarrett, Francisco, Jackson, Kyle, Carlos,
Julio, who, who, who, who is it?
Bradley Brady House?
Who the?
I don't know this one.
Is Brady House good?
Who the fuck's Brady House?
He plays for the Washington Nationals?
Hold on, wait.
They're saying.
Who the fuck?
Who the fuck is this?
son. It's like not worth a dollar or should I just throw this away? He's a rookie though.
It's a rookie auto. It's not bad. It's not terrible. Maybe he'll be... Brady house. That's not bad.
Oh, where's my auto? Where's my auto? Oh! Oh! Chase Burns rookie auto. We got numbered. Number
numbered. Number the 300. Is that chase birds is good? I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure chase birds
That's number two Carlos. What was the God pack?
6,350. Wait, I think Chase Burns is really good.
I think Chase Burns is a good player. I think Chase Burns is really good. He's a pitcher. Yes.
Whoa, how much is that? Wait, they're saying that's really good.
Okay. Chase Burns auto. Not bad. We need to help you. We need to hard top this one.
That's a workout there.
They're saying that could be a lot.
Twenty dollars.
It's numbered though, but it's numbered.
But it's numbered, does that matter?
I'm saying ours is one of the only all-star rookies.
Alright, I've only gotten one signature.
I've only gotten one signature.
I'm looking for my second signature.
Please be shy.
Please be shy.
Jacob, Andy.
Andy. Oh, Paul Skeens. Isn't this Libby Dunn boyfriend? Yes, it's Libby Dunn boyfriend.
Oh, Petty Helfen numbered 94 out of 499. Signature. That's not bad. Petty, yeah. And then another
number under it 33 to 75 Jonathan are non done others I just get my way we're
going too fast now my second signature you know what you're right it's a good
That's a really good card.
Jonathan's good?
Let's leave this bitch ass.
I'm trying to find that ear.
That fucking...
Where are you?
What is it?
Oh my god.
That is how those are talking.
Josh Jung.
Is that good?
Oh god. So many good cards ready.
Yeah, it should be at 6 now.
If you want to test it, you can.
What do they say?
They're saying good.
Josh, John, Otto, Ron.
We might be making some money back here.
Why is it black?
It's not a 101, is it?
Wait, check it back.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Oh, Kevin Macongley?
Who the fuck is Kevin Maconag- Maconagigal?
What's his name?
Kevin Maconagigal.
Who the fuck is Kevin Maconagigal?
I don't know, I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not lumping, Chad. I don't know any bass- We already got two autos out of these.
Yeah, we might be cooked. Everyone just pray now that this-
Should we just break through and pass now?
Not. I work so good in good cars, though. He-
Shut up, see what I'm doing. I'm just gonna kinda like skim through, man.
Three dollars.
Hold on, Soto.
Mike Trout?
Let me do the fast one.
Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing.
Nothing, nothing, no numbered, nothing.
They're saying Ron pulled a SP.
What is an SP?
What is that?
Ron pulled a SP.
What is an SP?
What is an SP?
What does that mean?
South Park?
They're saying it's special.
That name is an SP.
A short break.
I mean, fuck you, look.
Is that it?
Yeah.
What is a short break?
I mean, I don't know, it's not a number.
Yeah, we're not that experienced with cards. What does a short print mean?
Okay, so let me explain it in the video terms.
Christian Moore?
Shohail Tony Basecard!
That's not bad. Well, that's a $200, that's a $300 card.
I'm getting told that's a $300 card.
Really?
Yeah, that's a $300 card. What the-
One.
Give me a hard top.
OK.
Hard top?
Oh, yeah, $300 car.
What the fuck?
What can you do?
Yo, we might see some money.
I'm not going to lie.
I really think we're going to put some huge.
I really think we're going to.
I just want to see that maybe in the car, anyone else?
I get a video and be so happy.
What is it?
Oh.
Oh.
Is that a solo perspective?
What is that?
What is that?
That's a solo card.
Is that good?
I got it.
I'll break your soul.
Yeah, that's good.
How much dollar?
Is that good?
Is that good?
That's a one-soto perspective card.
That might be worth some money.
What is it?
Top and they're saying, give them top and saying.
All right, why don't you do that?
They're saying give them top and see.
It's about $100?
I think what is wrong with anything?
It's about $10,000 contract.
Let me go in the car.
Nice.
Guys, this says it's a good player, doesn't mean it's...
Here we go.
Let's see this shit.
I'll tuck in my ass, auto-temperature, chase doll and hander, question.
I've got two of them.
Mookie Bats!
What the fuck is Nick?
Can I even say his name?
Whoa.
Nick Kurtz?
That's his name!
Why would his parents name him that?
What the fuck is that name?
Why would you say he's good?
Is Samuel Basalo good?
Nathan Church had a 75 rookie card.
Yeah, I'm looking at my last, this is my last packet of box.
I already got my two signatures, let's see if I can get one more.
Alex, Corey.
Sorry, yep, we need two for Bob.
Yeah, it is.
Sean Murphy.
Another one!
That's Johnny, doesn't take 300 bucks again!
Shoya Otani, yeah?
Is this not 300 bucks?
It's another Shoya Otani card.
Not bad.
Not bad at all.
Here's another 300 bucks.
How did I get another one?
That's teasing us, Ron.
That's teasing us, Ron.
That's actually good.
There's Lewis.
You know what?
That's 180. Yeah, I'm great.
Not bad.
But that was not a bad box.
Nick Kurtz.
Paul Goldschmidt.
Christian Campbell.
Chris Ritter.
Stop saying that.
There's some too there, Richard.
That's the dude's name.
I mean, yeah it is, but...
Alright, well, I'm done my first. This is what I got.
I
Well, I mean we got something going at least I mean let's do a chat chat one more the 1v1 supposed to be in seven minutes
Are they live yet? 1v1 right at five you guys can do it on the box
Yeah one more
I could be in front of the big dogs.
No, you gotta say that.
They don't get cinnamon at the end.
Just because you know it's a hay.
Alright, bro.
The good thing about this though, the reset is like, bro, we know that there's two new
signatures in here.
Yeah.
That's the fun part.
I'm not getting no other two signatures.
There's two more autos inside these packs.
Oh, I like this one.
This one's heavy.
I mean, it was heavy.
Ronald Aquarney Jr., Roman Anthony, Noah Cameron,
Connolly Derri Berry, Luke Waver,
Jackson Holiday, Daly Lillila, Juan Soto,
Matt Chapman, Cobb and Carol and Ozzie Bellies.
Okay, we took a look at the same great Taylor Gavin Williams,
Sean McCallum, Francisco Nandorn Jackson,
and Ronald Lake-Snow, Dylan Preeze, Christian Campbell.
Ooh! A new cruise! 53 out of 99, not a bad shout!
I need to see a number. I need to see a number.
Matter, batter, matter, batter, matter, matter, matter, matter, matter, matter, ma-
Leo Rubriga, 62 out of 75, is that, is that anything?
Our number's here, it's in here now.
No, it's not in.
It has to be right it has to be the base cars like three dollars you know that you know just the base show
eyes like this has to be decent right it's a big ticket card how much is that it's show
It's got to be big it's got to be big not big, but it's got to be decent, right?
How much how much that's 20k 20 bucks
Yoshi Naboo tomato
I need to get it.
Yoshi, Yoshi Okamoto.
Yeah, I saw him with Ludwig at the gate.
Come on.
I don't know JT, Paul, Jacob, Andy, Kerry, Jacob, Marcy, Rookie,
I got an OF card too. He does OF.
Guys, I know you're going to be bad, but I don't care about a $7 card.
I know it's hard to believe y'all, but I'm trying to look for a $15,000 card to make money.
And obviously-
The Julio card was a $500 card they were saying.
It's right here. This is $500?
Oh, shit.
Louis Carvillo, but it's 484 out of 499 who the fuck wait another number 93 and a 150
You shabuist curvello good?
Why fucking not?
They're laughing.
So my first auto is some bullshit.
Okay?
They're all laughing.
So they're laughing, right?
Well, that was Indies.
Dude.
How fucking insane is this?
I don't know what I would do.
What do you mean?
Dude, the fact that you're just like,
I feel just like you know right when you see it too.
Will Smith.
What?
That's funny.
Ooh.
Oh, they're all spamming my chat.
How do you just tie up with professional athlete?
So let me get this straight,
did G.C. come in here and tell y'all
to spam T-Foo fucking one?
I got a fat ass.
Zach Maxwell, rookie guard.
This guy looks like he's got 400 pounds.
That fat ass looks like I'm a rookie built like you.
I'm not a hero.
That is epic.
That's really epic, look.
Is he good, Jack?
Who the fuck is Poochbo?
Who the fuck is this?
Cam Defanny?
That's my second auto?
It's a Pirate's Play-A-Dohs num-PA, man.
Have you got that one? You got the fat guy?
We got the fat guy out of the Zac Maxx, though.
Have you zached?
Wait, I can't tell whether I'm getting trolled or not.
Is this a good card?
I got a slow down renegade since it's tall.
Oh, I'm gonna see that bullsh** ass signature.
Same person as you got Lewis Carvello.
Fuck you, buddy.
Chris Bryant.
Ryan says I already get we got two autos out of this teach. I'm speedrun this Niko match
Just like yeah, bro. I mean fucking huge man like lol bro. Lol. We might have gotten rinsed. I'm dead ass
I'm dead ass serious. You might have got a rinse
Maybe a little minion here
Could be a minion run I never know. I'm dead ass serious. I don't even care about anything
Trey Yassavich.
Trey Yassavich?
He's a pitcher.
Oh my god, not bad.
Yassavich.
Marcello.
Wait, they're saying this is really hard to cross.
We gotta cross.
I don't know, they're saying this is good.
That's a huge card.
Give me a top.
Give me a hard top.
Damn, this shit came bent as fuck.
Big card.
Huge short break.
All right.
Okay, this shit came bent as fuck.
Big card, huge short break.
I bet.
How much is that worth?
Someone tell me how much this worth.
Let me see it.
Slowly.
Oh god, they're gonna hate me.
I don't know how to...
Oh my god, it's a PSA1.
Shut up, bro.
You see?
The same as 10-Band.
trade the savage rookie card pitcher and as a short print we're saying it's $0 now
shot up bro okay jimmy crux kyle madder daddy lady lady gear iraq's nick curts
I
Want sort of the way is this good
So don't look we got someone you're so show out on oh wait for a different person
I'm not sleeping Nick Kurtz, bro. He's got a fucking iron man. What does he wear?
Oh
Monotaka Murakami rookie card future stars to enter our car
Nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing Jonathan or none
Yo, what if the Shohei what if the Shohei box like the one it's just like 15 Shohei's and then it's like a better
Shohei and then it's like the signature show
I think we'll see that one.
What the fuck?
Zin chow!
Oh shit, Zin there!
What do you mean Zin there?
Hold on.
I thought you were Zin there though.
I got a cag alone perspective card a mookie bets big-ticket player
Who is it?
Sandy Cheeks?
Jose Ramirez?
Is that worth?
Chase Burns?
Nodin Ohape?
Fred Freeman?
Brett Beatty? Fernando Tapis?
Jacob Wilson?
And shit.
We might be getting some good shit that's pissing people off.
Alright, do we have enough time for another one?
Are they live yet or not?
I don't know yet.
I don't like it.
I'm gonna take like 30 minutes to start.
Look, he bets in the chat.
Really?
I'm gonna have one more back.
Is that gonna come around?
Yeah.
Oh my God, the only one's canceled or no?
Oh my God, I got a Nick Kurtz.
Bro, you gotta chill when you say that.
Uh, what's it called?
Like, is this like a superfracture?
What is that?
Tee-foo went live, Tee-foo just went live.
I'm gonna open one more box?
I'm gonna start with like, I was like,
give two minutes, huh?
I didn't need you one more box.
Chad, last box, okay?
12 minutes to do that box.
Guys, last box, everyone say last box for now.
And then we're gonna react.
We got time.
Last box, last box, last box, last box.
What's this one?
Tee-foo just went live.
Last box, last box, last box.
All right everyone pray no bullshit everyone pray let's fucking end this all
move fresh autos in these by the way wrongs move fresh come on come on they're
doing first to 50
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Guys, I know they're live.
We're going to go under the...
We're finishing the last box.
Yeah, Brian, who?
Fifty-five out of one fifty.
Damien's in charge.
He's got a good flat chat about it.
Yeah, Brian, who?
Fifty-five out of one fifty.
Damien's in charge.
He's got a good flat chat about it.
He's got a good flat chat about it.
I'm not a good player, Chad, I know.
Cam Slipper, Wilson, Braden Sparrow, Eugene Grasmini,
Eugene Sandy, Iron, Lisa Miller, J.J. Weatherfield,
out of 150, is not bad.
Chad, we know they're live,
but they're not gonna 1v1 right away.
I will fix my Chad, bitch.
Is that worth?
Show it on Tony, but it's like color. It might be
Chad is that good?
Leave the JJ. Okay, they just say ooh every time they see a show hey like I'm so fucking annoying
We gotta hurry as well. We gotta go watch the food.
Dylan Dingler. What a stupid fucking name.
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Why was it flipped? Six out of seventy-five though.
How's it flit I thought that was about to be a fucking
Why you Langford six out of 75?
Six out of 75 on that part might be worth though dead ass coming high I'm a 67
I need an auto bro, please
Cole Young, Jeremy Penner, Adola Garcia, Jacob Meltdown, Tarrick, Hunter,
Oh! Yamamoto! Oh! He's good! Noah Schultz and Cole Young. Is this worth anything?
any of these? No one shouts Marky Otto. I don't know much about him. That's my first
get your cheeses out.
Moving.
Marcus Seaman.
What?
No lays right here. Watch these cars while we're on.
So guys, if I've said I know Tifu's live four times, why do you continue to spam it for the last five minutes?
If I've acknowledged it eight times in a row.
I'm going to do your job and pretend that they're going to go upstairs.
Roman Anthony Gay.
Well, I really don't want to do any Carson 50s.
Four out of 150, Carson Wishing Hunt.
Ooh, number four is not bad.
Is that worth anything?
That was my second auto.
Zack Maxwell auto, again.
Why do I keep getting this fat ass?
You heard?
Yeah.
They're good Carson 50s.
All right.
Aaron Judge out of 150.
That's pretty good.
That's good.
I'm just kidding.
Aaron Judge out of 150 is not bad.
How much is Aaron's judge at a 150?
They're saying that's huge.
They're saying that might be $102.
Judge color match is big?
Okay, that's fine.
He caught easy.
I actually don't give a fuck. Where is the fucking minion?
I was promised!
It's right here.
Fast back.
Oh!
Where's that?
What is-
Wait, you're getting good-
Oh, is she third auto?
William Contarara?
What is this? It's a-
It's out of number.
And a cheater.
How much dollar?
This ain't- It's really good.
You see?
You're just getting shugging Samuel ball Salona like who the fuck
It's William Conteira is good. I'm on bird on the black. Yeah, it's a really cool card. It's a color match, too
Can I get something cool
like
trowel
47 out of 75. Wait, 47 out of 75 on this. That's a good card. That's a good card. Is that my trout?
Yeah. That's a good card. A number of prospective trout cards good. How much? That's gotta be good.
There's no way it's not. Is it? That could be money. My trout's like really, really good. I'm pretty sure.
I got Archdude.
Yeah.
They're saying this is really good.
You got 50 base.
A couple hundred base, yeah.
Not bad.
Not bad, kid.
Jeter card's pretty cool.
I have two of them now.
What are the odds though we get a one of one card here?
Out of how many bosses you think is it possible to get a one of one?
How hard is it to get a fucking minion, bro?
Can someone find the pull rate?
What is the pull rate of actually getting a minion?
PSA 10 of that Mike trout card could be worth up to 2k
Olson Mount Gummary
I'm gonna rip this card
One and ten K
Ten K cards or ten K backs
Jack, are they starting any time soon, or are they time for?
I'm dead, I'm not going to get anything in.
You're dying?
Oh fuck.
Okay, put them on.
Oh, 12k packs.
What do you think those numbers look like?
What?
That green card is numbered.
This is number two though.
Yeah, there's no number one.
There you go.
Another Nick Kerskund.
Oh, I got your Corbin Carrot Carrot Carrot.
Here.
It's a gag on the truth.
I'm gonna have to get this back.
Chadder, they about to want to be wondering, you guys see, is the vibe that they're gonna
sit and talk for a little bit?
Yeah, they about to start or do we have a chance that they keep going?
Ladies, what's the vibe looking like?
We pulled up and have a look.
They're set up or are currently back to back,
and they are just on full screen right now.
I'm going to air and judge anniversary cards.
Is that good?
I'm going to open up another box.
I'm going to figure out if you know how to make a deal.
Bro, Chad, facts or no?
Facts or no?
Bro, there's no way they're going to start within 15 minutes.
Looks like they're good to them
All right, bro last box everyone say last box with the praying hands
Save the cards you guys don't want I know you always does that
All right, we need I actually need some prayers no bullshit like I'm going for a real signature
I get to get a real signature
Signature.
Give me something good here.
Bobby Wick Jr.
Derek Jeter again.
This one.
But does this work?
Anything if it's not?
I don't know.
I don't think it's worth anything.
I'm just going to fuck myself, bro.
They're saying keep them is.
Fuck.
You know what we're here for, bro?
It's either a minion or that fucking showhead.
Fuck everything else.
Colson Mountain Gummer.
Juan Soto 18 out of 50.
Juan Soto 18 out of 50.
Gold, big ticket too.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Wait.
Oh my God, that might be big.
How much is this?
Give me a massive one.
I think it's like 500K.
I just tell us the real number.
What do you think it doesn't fit?
What do you mean?
Look.
It does.
It's gotta go slow.
A $60 card?
We got a hurry we got speed on these
You're starting?
No, I'm not.
Well, you should just watch the stream the whole time.
I was just saying, the card's a $3,000 card.
Are they trolling or not?
I don't know if they're showing the game here.
They're showing the game here.
Are you guys in a lock?
Are you in a what?
Are you shooting a magazine card up?
I don't know yet. No sniffing.
You're saying it's 37, how?
How is it formed so to a gold?
Oh, it's very fucking...
What is this?
Freddy Freeman.
I haven't seen a Diamond Moments card. Is that good?
What is this?
I don't know.
What is that?
It's nothing now.
What is that, though?
My chat's saying it's burning.
It's a case hit.
Cat.
I'll sleep it fuck it.
I'll check you tell me.
Dime your fucking matter.
Oh! Oh!
It's chased a lot of rookie auto.
Bean rice.
It's chased a lot of good.
Who the fuck is Carson Whistle Nut?
And why did I just get his signature?
He's a very good rookie, okay?
Who the fuck is Whistle Nut?
Random kid.
Fuck it, ready?
Fast on it, look at this.
Jimmy Crooks signature, 15 out of 25!
Is this epic?
Is this worth?
Oh, where's the pink?
Man, that was so cool.
Cole Young!
Yeah.
We're Kyoto.
Oh, I got my two autos.
Geech, now I'm just about to fucking fast pack these.
Cole Young?
Oh, more of these people. Does everyone get enough?
How many baseball players are there in the world?
It's gonna be a lot.
That's saying Cole Young's good, apparently.
Ron, you are a casual, lol, you have no shit, I don't know shit about baseball.
I'm just speedrunning now.
Unless there's a fucking minion here.
I would actually start sucking your dick if there was a mission.
Okay, serious.
Literally, this is nothing.
Kurtz. Bro, it's like, how many nick-
Kurtz! Cards are there, bro!
Hold! Whoa! Whoa! What is this?!
Oh, what is this?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
TJ Rumpfield.
Why is he like,
Why does it look like that?
What is this?
Why does it look like that?
What the fuck is this?
A dollar?
Miss print card?
No, no way.
Okay, see it?
3K they're saying, you might check.
I have a purple card on Mike trout 75th anniversary out of 75 is this good
I pulled a better Mike trout he said it was not I pulled it out of 50
I
Like how's it looking over there?
Paul schemes they say one more box. Who's with me dropping me
We have time for one more box
What's the chat time?
Let me know bro, you want more now? We can go up right now.
How many do you have?
Well, I'm not too sure.
You have six of these left.
Each?
Total.
What?!
I can't do that kind of stuff.
One, two, three, four, five.
You want to do one before the myth just one this is a breaker so this is two
autographs per box and it's only 12 cards save for later but I think you just
one I gotta do one we have to sweat it we gotta do it slow this is all hits
this is nuts this is a long pack is it gonna show oh my god just one pack just like this
oh my god it's heavy Ron twelve cards oh my gosh we do a bag pack no they're
They're starting. Wait, wait, are they actually starting?
I mean, they're trying to find a map.
He's searching season four playground map.
There's one back. Here we go. I'm going to hold it.
What? I thought it was all hits.
What? Wait, what?
Wait, what?
Wait, what?
Junior, come in a little.
Dylan Cruz.
Does he score to 75?
Freddie Freeman.
Friedman
Patrick Bailey 2699
8 out of 25 not bad you want to one in here hold on hold on there might actually be one one
Alex free is it the Freeman family holy free?
Okay
Oh
Chase birds with the auto out of 99 chase birds is good. How much dollar is it chase birds?
He's like he's like I'll start working. No
That's not bad. That's good. I'm pretty sure nice
I don't hear on
Freddie Freeman Cody Freeman Freddie Freeman
Okay, I mean, this is one, this is one.
How many more do you have?
I think there's four.
Okay, wait.
I don't know.
There's five more.
What's going on outside?
Wait a second.
So who does have to tell them all of that?
Yeah.
That's okay.
No, no, no.
There's five more.
There's five more.
Oh, okay.
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
Alright, you ready to go out?
I think there's two right now.
Alright, we gotta go out.
Alright, chat.
For now, hey, if you're on YouTube, everyone type will BRV onto the chat.
So we got you on Discord now?
You have to be on Discord. Can you watch these courses?
Watch them?
I don't think you can see or watch them.
I don't think you can see or watch them.
I don't think you can see or watch them.
I don't think you can see or watch them.
I don't think you can see or watch them.
I think it's a text from my card expert saying you guys are getting absolutely fucked.
Jeez.
Like, actually?
I tell you exactly what he said.
One, two, three, four.
First, he says, except Zach Maxwell,
the auto electric guy, he used to play on the same travel team as him,
and then he said that they're getting fucked so bad, I feel bad for them.
My boy Noah.
Let's say he's just on vibe outside.
You've gotten maybe $1,500 back at best.
Can y'all see me is it actually starting
All right tell Jc to out of me to call or for watching
Oh shit, my title real quick
Guys there's more cards after everyone just say okay in the chat just okay, you know we're got more cards after I
Gotta get out of it, bro. I
Gotta watch this shit. I'm not gonna lie T foo versus ninja or not ninja. Who's it against myth?
Who is better in their prime though ninja or Tifu? It's gotta be Tifu. No
It was always Tifu
Outlaw change my title
Outlaw what a prediction
What what skin was I wearing?
versus
Who do y'all got who do y'all got what do y'all got what do y'all got
So some change my umbrella, man, I'll give a fuck about the umbrella bro
I love run that predict
Rob, let's do this shit bro. It's fucking time. I know I'm actually high for this
I'm high. I'm high same room same ping bro drop up. I was here y'all
Let's fucking do this, bro. This is the most
That'll be the most legendary moment, right?
Bro, they're doing og tilt it. This is so cheap, bro. Yeah, I mean, we still got who do you got run?
I got people I bet on people run look at mitz name bro sad sad aware wait. What's his name? What's his name?
I can't see it
It's I miss day and ham wait, and yo let that shit go bro. Let that shit go
Wait, I gotta turn turbo bill jeep mom's run a predict who wins T4 myth just so we're on the same page
It's up to 50. They're not doing a little build. I got T-Poo Ron's got T-Poo
Please he's got myth. I got me. You got me. I got me
Can we add clicks
miss
God, can we add clicks really?
Yeah, this is like, who do you got, bro?
Oh my gosh, bro.
I don't know.
I've got cheap who doesn't care.
I think Mith's going to care a lot.
And I think Mith will take it because he cares too much, bro.
That's what I think, dude.
But like, there's like a legacy on the line here.
I know, dude.
So the last time they played was eight years ago,
and Mith won, right?
Yeah, but he, everyone knows.
Everyone knows.
That's his age.
He's right.
Mith used some bullshit tactics, bro.
Like, it was bullshit.
It was his bullshit.
It was bullshit, bro.
40.
He shot he literally a fucking
That's just how the game was playing. Yes, that's bullshit if you chop up your cringe
meant what is he the
He was the SGA of war night, bro. Yeah, that's that's that's that yeah
It was effective, but it was French effective, but French
All right, who do you guys got?
I'm it and if I'm lying I'm gonna just your guys audio say God strike me down in my chat, bro
I think you got seafood. Thank you. God Mike. My chat's got all their points on seafood right now
Wait, so they're going first of 50
Yeah, this is my weird myth is in a flight. This is about the last five hours. Oh my god. Yeah, it's gonna. Yeah
Do you think bro? Yeah, dude, you know myth care is so hard. I know he does I know yeah
I think I think myth really wants to win and I don't know if people wants to win like I don't think
Why is it that's why is it that's on fortnight?
For my dad's live. Wait what what?
an ad
What the fuck is he doing? But what is he playing?
Wait, it's my snap chill
Appreciate your pence huge huge wait. What's going on?
Oh, it's epic.
Oh, it's epic.
It's absolutely electric gameplay.
Oh.
Absolute.
We're in the side park right now.
Nice.
Yeah. You see this? I got my pad.
Let's go, dude. Let's go.
Survive.
Survive.
Hehehe.
Uh, my run of prediction.
Pre that dick up right now.
All right, maybe a five box.
Guys, by the way, how long does the stream take to follow?
You don't have to stop, okay?
Just follow.
Because a 50 for them isn't like WTK and killing, right?
I think it's going to be like five minutes around.
No, no it's not.
Wait, Drew, did you get my drink?
If it's five minutes around, I can speak for everybody.
We are out.
Uh, the shit.
But, be honest.
It's going to take two hours.
You think myth you think myths about it. He's a launchpad. Oh
I don't know. You should be the right. You should go there's our weapon, bro
I'm gonna be honest with you. I should be in this bro. Like I'm a legend in the space, too
I'm a fucking champ. They go. Oh
The real question is this bro is myth gonna rip jeez or not like is he gonna rip it if he wants around he doesn't rip it
That's that's the mic. Oh, he's bro. That would be such a legendary callback
He's got to hit a nothing beats the classics to
Now now now let's get a parlay going on who gets the first around here
I got a thousand on me
Gifted subs that is that a doberman? I have a doberman bro chat that looks like Jazzy look wait Jinxy
We're locked a hundred get the gap. Yeah, yeah, I got a lot the hunter get it. Yeah. Yeah, I can't
I do that. I can't lock anything because I choose T for you, bro. I locked. Oh, man
I lost a lot of gifted on mid
Me too. Me too. Oh my god. I'm starting to study. Okay. I mean
Who gets first round? Who gets first round?
100 gifted on first round?
100 gifted on first round?
I got missed. I didn't even know. Is that worth the bet on T for first round? I don't know T for
bro I don't think I don't think you can say these you just had it what are
they doing bro they're not gonna find an afternoon 20 minutes
So great between no trouble. Yeah, they're doing like individual bills
Actually feels like the games dog garden your check and I run my last 180 out of what?
How do I check?
Oh my god, what do you say? You got a monkey? What?
Who?
bro what are you saying all my central bro
he's already hitting a cheese how is
auto for him 65 pinged in the 80s
yeah I'm running back yo what the f**king boys
they're not even starting what is this
f**king cheese oh god we could have with another background oh god we could have
bro there's a show hey Otani that's worth 10 million dollars downstairs
Yeah, I'm out.
Wait, what do you mean a show hey, like a show hey at a tiny baseball court?
We spent, we spent, we just spent $20,000 on cards.
Dude, a 65-pin good chatter now.
You guys spent $20,000 on just trying to get that show hey card?
Yup.
Yes.
It's worth you $7 million.
Yup.
Is there one of them?
Yup, it's a 101, and we're gonna get it.
And if we don't get it, um, we're never streaming.
What are they loading in to, bro?
Why don't they just load it to a hot take at $100,000?
I know that's like nostalgia thing.
This would be way faster.
They just loaded up a one by one method.
Just saying.
Yeah.
It wasn't better.
Oh, God, it wouldn't be the same though.
We just, it's not going to hit, bro.
It's not going to hit.
Hey, why did, why did they do the author mad?
The first map they were in was good.
They got weapons and everything.
It was way better.
Bro, they're loading like a real gamer.
Well, Lacey, we can't go to the gym today.
We're not going to make it in time.
It's going to close.
Oh, good boy.
We don't have to go.
What?
Just go to, like, Planet Fitness or anything.
No, we can't, we can't, we can't, we can't go to public gyms.
We're not, we can't go to public gyms.
Lacey has grown up.
You know today's National Fast Food Day?
Did you know that National Lacey Day got moved to February 30?
No, we didn't.
It's still today.
You are?
I said that you know, there's random people loaded in this map right now. What yo, why are they not playing?
They're looting
Ha ha ha ha what's going on
Who's perspective are you guys watching the fuck is this?
in lifetime oh, yeah, dude, dude, oh
I'm watching TV, bro. Who's got the better POV?
But if you kill do you respawn
They're forming out of money. I'm seeing it. I think they are
So they're not gonna have the same
wait where's he at wait is there still vaulting like climbing lacey oh yeah I
think so that's all my work yeah there is but they can play a map for a
disabled girl can they like can they mantle builds I don't know I actually
don't know okay you know it's actually crazy though it's worth looking at this
like damn they suck bro this is think about back in the day we were better
than this yeah we were better than this
Bro true true
Rod mith is better than you at this time the game that's actually a myth just got myth got lucky that he ran into summit
This is a true story. It's true story, bro
Listen, nah, but myth was like number one in wins, bro. Ron. Come on that yo yo, it's like respect eras dude respect
point lead. What are you saying?
So what did I notice to hear watch them like loot up bro?
Yeah but I think once they loot they
Oh my god T4 has what comes to your head.
I don't know where the fucking
Mitch probably has like a fucking lodge pad with T4's again bro.
No he has seniors in a great pistol.
I'm noticing, I'm noticing T4 has 240 FPS, mid-dust 360, there's some manipulation going on right now bro.
Wait so is this one of them in this map?
Yeah but it has better ads.
15 second
Is it like that?
Is that cope cope copes a whore?
Hey, but there wasn't sprinting back in the day. They needed to see what's printing through bro
No, but they don't know how to use it. I swear. I don't think they're gonna touch it
But you don't respond this mad to be fair. This is real. Oh gee cuz you would loot and then meet up, bro
What are you talking about?
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
That's a mistake.
What the fuck, Lacey?
Whoa, he said it.
It's not me saying it.
Bro, I look you guys.
Isn't it crazy Lacey?
Downstairs is a $10 million card,
waiting for us to fucking get it.
I know.
A fucking 10 million fucking Shoei O' Johnny card.
I got a lot of options.
Kitch.
Dude, I think T-PRO just went by a mile, bro.
I do too.
Yo, Klicks, Klicks.
Oh.
Oh, there's my question bro, and I asked lazy this but like didn't seafood play cup well over than myth
Yes, yep. Yep. Yes. Yes. The opposite
No, I did not I said myth played the game longer. That's not even true
Bro after T-Fu quit playing builds myth was still streaming every day playing like like the game
No
TV was like TV was playing grand finals like real like FNCS
Constant checks on miss loophole, bro, I'm not why somebody why bro because of the C4 launchpad incident
Yeah
They can see son walls to Sonion it's a og 1v1
But bro here's my question bro, how are they gonna do this because are they gonna
Dude, I think they need a restart because you could see where they're lurking and like all mit does he lurks in jail and starts like cranking above
But you can see the name through the walls. Oh, we just turned sprints off. Yeah, I feel like I'm walking now
Excuse me what's the joint speed or am I actually
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna add all see to bro. Fuck it. Let's go
Do we get fast
Bro
15 minutes delay x it's in it's in Tilton towers, bro. This is literally a spot
Yeah, but what is the one you want the one you want you want you know normally
Please can you just do once bro? I can't please
I
This was a worst bad end.
Where's the bigger one?
No, no, it is, it is, it is.
Bro, I don't even know what you're saying.
Is this, I'm so bad at it.
Like, I'm so bad at it.
You even got a shotgun?
Bro, I'm going to say it, bro.
You have no respect for the arrows, bro.
I agree.
I agree.
This is respect, bro.
OK, OK, you want to know the truth?
OK, you want to know the truth?
OK.
I mean, honestly, as a Fortnite champion, like myself,
I just know.
Yeah.
Let it go, bro.
Please.
What do you mean, bro?
We've got three FNCS champions in here.
What are you talking about?
Yes, sir.
Yeah, I got I got these guys
scar
Ninja ninja met were the best of the gen one teeth use Baba the best of gen two and anything else
Gentry plus is absolutely Mickey
3 clicks clicks takes that I'm not a lot bro, but here's the thing and let me know if I'm overstepping here
Let's an Aussie to bro cuz y'all follow for night like to this day. Yo like Tee-foo was a innovator for his time
Ninja was an innovator for his time
For my pros are just followers now they all do the same shit
Innovator man take the game
Okay
Was gonna be fat glaze on clicks he's in the call
But what do you can say like gen one and two because you know clicks did call to well-cut more than teeth
We like I think you guys think clicks wasn't good at that point
Woman up woman up woman up
I was just I was just glazing clicks because of like what time we consider like what jen one jen two
Where's the cutoff good bro? I'm sorry think about gen three and how lacy changed out better than me
Yo
For night who changed the game we all
Yo, here's my question though guys, seriously, TeeFoo literally showed the world how to infinitely farm mats, play the clip, he did the mat cancel thing, but the big ass bro.
He didn't even explain, he was a fucking innovator!
Who invented the cone?
It wasn't Hamlin's invented the cone bro!
It wasn't Hamlin's bro, come on man, you guys don't even know, you guys don't know, that was the video, it wasn't Hamlin's, it was AlphaCord bro, come on!
I'm just like actually did it and then made the video.
And then save on an auto one after the time of the show.
So you go to the history.
Yeah, wait, I actually do know that.
Run, legitimately.
In Clix, ask yourself this too, guys.
You guys have to respect the era.
Because what did y'all invent?
What did y'all invent?
I invented a peanut butter peak.
Lazy.
OK, Lazy.
OK, Lazy.
OK, Lazy.
OK, Lazy.
OK, Lazy.
OK, Lazy.
OK, Lazy.
OK, Lazy.
OK, Lazy.
OK, Lazy.
Lazy.
Innovators on this game. I created a new era by yelling and everyone started following my footsteps
Yes, but Ron I think unknown was just the best controller, right
No, but I found it.
He was cheating.
Yeah, he was cheating.
And the Zen plugged into a special.
Well, I changed it.
I'm not seeing any of this.
Who is that?
No, he's not Russian.
I don't know.
He's not Russian, though.
Yo, and what?
No time.
No, bro.
Bro, I think I'll know we're just the best run and you had a play.
Wait, I don't know.
Me, I don't know.
We're the best players in the game.
Yes, this is true.
But I'm just...
No, no.
At least you're nice.
There's four FNCS ones in this fall.
Mmm, true. I go I got out there to see though. I would hear is only the finalist XTC
You have to pick who is the best for that player all the time. Who is the guy don't say me
You guys are not gonna like my answer
Okay, what's your answer? Okay? I
Generally think it it's either ninja tissue. I don't give a fuck
They dominated their particular era in not only in terms of popularity
Popularity that is a performance for a long time and that is to me is what a goat is is how much how hard you dominate their own
Perspected era or a second era sign the the gap between ninja and seafood to everyone else
There's never been a bigger gap than that
She's like a fucking Madelo respect that shit
Snipe the booga this is true. That is true. It is true. Yeah, that is true.
Teemo just got a gold pump. Oh, it's over.
He's got a gold score and a gold score. What the fuck?
How they doing the loot? I don't know. I don't know how they're doing this.
I don't know how they're doing this. So back in the OG days, you had to like loot it up and then fight and then like go back and reload every time.
They're putting multiple weapons. Like are they not just going to get the same weapons? I don't even know anymore.
I just map your your inventory doesn't appear it stays
Did you get timer they drop they lose and it supports them to fucking tell the towers and what yes, bro. Yes, wait wait clicks
Are you watching he's web's is about to win okay, bro. That's a man grants
This is me. What is up guys? What's your favorite fortnight moment of all time? I have mine
Great and the ninja collab
Yo, yo, juju you got a band-aid band-aid well, it's bandages
a classic
Okay, okay, my mother that is a ninja with the loyal joking classic
You know what?
Because that's a tricky moment. The motor is a clear is it one of the first freaking moments ever?
I mean look at it. I'm not these two old
But yes, it's Lincoln Lincoln Lincoln. I like Lincoln. Hey ninja pacifiers. I want your baby second
Another classic you got this speed. Oh, that is a good one. That is a good one. That is a good one
Bro, there's a lot bro for nights a legendary game. They fight. Yeah, what are they doing, bro?
What would people just wait they have the gold pump and another gold spads and he's just sitting there with this pump out
Energy yes, bro. Come on. I'll do it if jinksy hits a there's a ball, right?
Bring it in. No, no car you can't switch it bro. No one no one bequeath that to me, bro
All right, all right, sorry sorry first bring all the fucking memories or something why you're such a rude guy Jesus
Sorry, sorry, I'm back my bad. I'm back. You miss run. He just did a stinky in the open
I'll see you doing this to be fair. That's up there. That's gonna be up there
But was there was the answer I miss all the best clips what we saying best like best moment best moment of format
Yeah, I don't know
Honestly, okay, I saw this the other day and I watched his live
It was when Nick a 30 played with that one kid and he like started crying and then Nick made a whole video
Talking about notice anyone does anyone know the video where that random kid joined Tifu's Lobby aware. Oh
I do remember that. Oh, yes
Within the kids are hurt dude. Oh, yeah, Tifu just started talking alright
Do you guys know the cliff where the kids like ninja? I'm big fan of you
I did not I said ninja. I did not let's not do this
I'm not gonna have somebody say part of that was not a debacle
Yo, so wait, what did you think I said?
No, you very clearly did not say it
You very clearly did not say it
Alright, Rob, someone's going to say that
No, you're gonna be weird, you're gonna be weird
It's not even close to the end of it
It's one of the worst bass I've ever seen
It's really one of the worst bass
Thank you, Axe, thank you
It wasn't funny, it was just boring, but I was like, okay, come on, run
And then when you go slow motion, it's like everything sounds new.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, I got the clip.
I'll be back one sec.
Leave it right here.
What?
That's it?
Leave it right here.
Yo, I, when we go frame for frame, I, that's it?
This is the real clip?
Anything?
Jose Valencia thank you for the two nigger um thank you for the that sounded in a very inappropriate
the map to salty spring they're taking all the loot to the middle of the map why oh my gosh
there's a good tomato town what up xcc wait okay i will have to say this is not
okay i'm gonna stay though i think one of the most underrated like videos though is when i know
You didn't make the video X when X got put into the scrims with tea food
Oh, yeah, they got elite scrims to all agree to team and let our tea food
Cue you with X PC and not tell X it was a screen so teeth you randomly put him in a pro and the end game was
You guys wait I don't think so
But I think I was stressed out because it was like last circle
and ever so I but nobody nobody was shooting me like they weren't actually
gonna kill me so like yeah it was really fun because they let me play all the way
to the end game I'm like a pro streamer is crazy wait a minute
have you heard of Nadja the player no okay okay I'm not wrong for this I'm not
I'm not going to pronounce that guy's name because my chat's weird.
What?
What?
What?
What?
Bro, I'm not going to say that.
Go to Naja!
Say what?
Wait, what?
Who?
Naj?
Naj?
Who is that?
Naja.
No, Naja.
Yo, I'm not.
Who's Naja?
Oh my god.
Dixie just ask, Dixie just ask who Naja is.
Who's who's who's not job?
What the fuck is my hearing? It was funny to say attention. Thank you. Thank you. Oh my god. They're not running
Doing it wait, bro. Why are you guys? They're edging it, bro
No, this is a classic, this is a classic. Back in the day on playground you used to do this. I know this method. They'd jump all the way into boxes.
Yeah, the way we did it.
You know what I'm saying? What do you want from the other side?
Guys, I have an idea of a format that you guys will actually like it. Ready?
Yeah.
Every gun should have like a tier, right? Like 1, 2, 3, whatever, right?
And it makes fun with a random loadout at each corner of the towers.
with guns that are equal, but not the same, and visit over and over again.
I'm lost.
I'm not going to lie.
Okay.
No developer can do it in time.
Nah, I'm not going to lie.
I will say, are we not already like fake OGs?
See, this is not how Tilted Tows used to go.
Exactly.
They're facing each other.
This is fake.
Yeah.
Listen, listen.
Before they start round one, go home.
It's the first round.
No, no, no.
Who wins first round?
Who wins first round?
Wait, I wanna take a hero, I wanna take a hero.
Can you take a hero?
Can you take a hero?
Can you take a hero?
Do you take fall damage to the impulses?
Oh no, I didn't.
You'll get it too, but...
I don't think you're gonna do a hero now.
Wait, there's no fall damage in this map.
Oh god, that's even...
What?
Okay.
What?
I was basically gonna die then.
That's literally his number one death method.
No, we're just gonna fucking do it.
Here we go, here we go guys.
I'm not gonna go first round, I got me.
I had...
Hold on, here we go.
I don't know
I swear myth practice I swear practice
We did a truce okay shit, maybe
Okay, first one to 50 this is literally like a
It's so simple.
If you want, you can sub your haste, but make sure to follow.
It's free.
That's how many GC may know.
Look at all these beautiful people, bro.
Do you see her name?
Do you see her name?
I love that this is OB, bro.
This is what it's about.
I don't see her.
Blink up.
Where's he trying to turn off?
Dude, he's trying to turn off the player tag.
They have to redo a whole period of time.
But isn't that actual again?
I would do the play ground.
I'm sure the play ground, you could see the tag too, right?
Yeah, I have a play ground.
season zero yeah I play I played in the in the beta when they played
the series about the game player hell how much you pay to see how much how much
this is not a bad idea play for free oh wait what's for tonight oh it's free
classic classic that's a nice and not a good class player that's not that is
yeah okay JC say the clip then bro cuz I am the club oh shit what you mean oh
whoa what game is this it's a fortnight we got a great start that's the clip
Let's see if that's our clip.
Bro!
He got you there, Michael.
Oh!
That is the clip.
You guys are actually going on Fortnite days for the real shit.
Fortnite days, I should do that.
Yeah, this is terrible.
Oh, wait.
I'm just gonna pre-fire.
Not getting it?
Back in the days?
Fortnite was going to explode and it was my Fortnite day.
And if you were going online, you could play Fortnite with it.
That is real shit.
Man, you guys were going around.
Do you guys remember this website slash app called Game Battles?
Do you guys know what we're talking about?
Yes!
Yes!
Game battles were really big in con but when Fortnite blew out you could do game battles of kill races and you could win.
You could win 50 cents per battle JCF.
If you could do that now, that would be a huge difference.
The hub you look up for is a lot of races and temperature.
Fortnite Friday was a classic.
Yeah, classic.
It's nothing in the settings man
Matters no, I think it matters you can track them through the walls
Bro, they should just play the first tilted map that they had where the guns were just on the ground
They first tilted
What's a nod?
Not prepared like let's say you just drop down other the towers off
But with the thing in the corner with guns like all the all
Dispose to getting really mad and saying bad things about you
Why is everything what you don't say
Yeah, love and positivity
Okay, okay, can I do we do OG stuff here who was your like who's your most underrated og creator
I swear CDN bro. I need that guy to come back
Now underrated now underrated bro you are now and I swear no one's saying CDN bro. I swear no one
Anybody know who groovy Mac is yeah, yes
Groovy Mac used to just smoke a big ass joint and play for
I swear I used to look at how old were you for me?
I was like whatever for me. I don't even know. It's my doctor suspect. He would always stay through the smoke
a movie. Oh my god
Tiffany was the OG of OG yeah, yeah, it's a place to go on
in the game
bro I'm gonna be honest um this guy wasn't underrated but he day the
youtuber
I've seen skin with the yellow mask
no no
oh no wait my favorite ever was that or though
Yeah, I'm mad in the game at a widowmaker and he's spanned the n-word hard R
From from pro-play and forever
I'm go jinx the game back in the bad. I always definitely get in my we good. Uh, that's like his idol, bro. Jinx. He loves
So I don't know. He's not gonna tell him that
What I what I tell him
Pro yeah, he's like the father sports
I don't know, bro. It's a thank you. I was just a nightmare. Thank you. I was happening
I
Say that we're just waiting
Face swing was a bill
No, yeah first dude first at 50 was already gonna be crazy anyway
These guys
Yeah bro.
And there was guns on the ground, right?
Yeah.
I see, bro.
Can we finish the bars by now?
Shohei is actually downstairs.
You're saying we could have finished the, we could have pulled the Otani by now.
They's probably going through a patch right now, taking out and resealing it.
Wait, wait.
Oh, wow.
You can't see each other.
It had guns and it had a spaz, right?
The O.K. guns.
Yeah.
You guys, could you guys see each other?
Oh my.
Are you eating canes right now?
Yes.
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
How's the diet looking when you're in the wheelchair, Lacey?
Are we worried?
Um, well, uh, I'm a little worried starting tomorrow, because that's when my red-o's
wears off officially, and I'm not allowed to take it in serious.
That's when it wears off.
That's when it wears off.
It's been worn off, bro.
No, it hasn't.
But tomorrow, I'm...
You've been feeding every...
You've consumed everything in your fucking vision.
Not true.
Not true.
I'm down to 188.
Thank you very much.
Damn.
What'd you stop at?
Uh, like in the very beginning. Yeah, 296
Damn, you lost a whole ass person, right? Yeah
That's crazy. Yeah, I went from baby. I take it out of my stomach. I went from 155. That's a big-ass baby
Oh, yeah, that's a big-ass baby. I mean a hundred-pound baby. I don't know about that
They're in the same map. No
Yeah, look at that, dude!
God, talk it over me, you fat little bitch!
Holy shit, this guy's angry, man.
Holy fucking Adderall rage, Jesus Christ.
Oh, no, I think this map's good.
This one has no...
It's 34 years old laughing, bro.
What are you laughing at?
I watched the clip, I said so.
What are they doing?
It's nothing like the day, bro.
Literally yesterday, this guy was like,
what would you do if this guy's your attorney?
And he goes,
I want all, literally, I can tell you why now.
my client is innocent and
here are the reasons
it's just all it's just literally just
where were you on uh... wednesday at uh... uh... whether worthy
well it's impossible my clients to be guilty considering the fact that he
was playing for a night
he's gonna know about what it would have always
where you went for that
No laugh I'm laughing bruh that's fine dude.
Wait but the only thing is that I'm realistic because
That was a hard watch.
Mith doesn't have a launch pad.
That's crazy though.
Bro we were just gonna watch one of you one dude.
Oh my god this is old.
I just don't like that.
Yo please don't.
They're starting they're starting.
They're starting.
Come on.
Come on, man!
Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no.
He's practiced, bro.
He's practiced.
Now, there's no way that he's not like,
not even with that turbo build.
I told you, I told you.
He's practiced, he's practiced.
Are you going to put a laptop on me?
I think this is practice.
Yeah, I knew it.
I knew it.
I knew it.
I knew it.
Peach.
Wait, doesn't he have turbo build on?
That has to be turbo build on.
Hey, team is cheating.
Peach!
He's lying on the floor.
Ah, he did it!
No!
He did the thing!
Wait, he said
We need a screen share so this we all watch the same people be the same time like this is like
I'm not kidding. I got you but at the same time like what's what's mitzvah?
I swear he has turbo building on or he's practiced that was way too clean
Or maybe he just used to play like this all the time. That's right. I don't know
No, no, no, what's he feelin like he's probably like lost, right?
So he put it on the left.
I like he's on the left.
Yeah, no, it's looking like way too comfortable.
No, T for the eye.
But he was aim is crazy.
Like that's chill.
Chill out.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There's a lot of it.
Like this is going to be a season to stay corny.
Look at him on night.
Look at my night.
It's cringe.
Oh, even take side of TV.
He's got it.
He's got it.
He put the order up.
Oh, the rent.
Wait, what?
Oh, yeah, I got you.
They don't say anything.
Oh
No, you're taking height miss on height
He's gonna be so weak
You've been waiting for that for eight fucking years.
Oh my god.
They're saying three-three, brother.
It's got the scorecard too right there.
Wait.
I want to see Tifu start.
There's no way it's even half as clear as myth.
Misstautic actually good.
Oh wait, what?
Tifu's trying to break it.
He's crazy.
Wait, what?
Courtney!
Wait, wait.
Tifu's doing well.
You're in, guys.
Hey!
No, this is OG.
You're out.
This is OG, yeah.
Oh my god.
This is the last?
What are the rules?
What's happening?
Yo, there's the one with the reset button.
I
Know this man counts this is to troll
I don't want to be that guy. I feel like I'm mad. I hear it was teethers aim not being that like what's not
high you could tell. Look at this. I mean he's got it. He's got the story. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. He's not locked in because he can see him walk like a mom.
He's not
Oh
They just decided to use turbo build, okay
They just decided to use turbo build that's why I'm so confused, okay
Nick practice
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he doesn't play recently
Yes, the fucking a turner
Okay, which one T for me
All right, I don't know. I'm just gonna keep swapping. I don't know I don't really know I don't think it matters
No, I like to know I'm watching Ozzy's perspective. Yeah, I'm pretty sure if you want to stay the same as us if you want to
So we're all in the same thing
Yeah, what's up to you though?
Ozzy, cause we're all in the exact same thing
Oh yeah, I'm down to do that
Oh wait, T3's warming up
T3's warming up
Hold on, hold on
Do you think T3's on turbo build? It doesn't look like it
It literally doesn't look like it
Yeah, I don't know
Oh shit, W added, oh shit
Oh shit, wait, yeah, there's a way better than this build. Are we sure T-Boos on turbo build too? They both are, okay
That's totally fine
Oh my god. Oh shit.
Oh, what was that?
I'm gonna cheat.
Oh, man.
Oh my god.
He overdoing it. He overdoing it.
He's overdoing it.
He's overdoing it now, yeah.
He's overdoing it now, yeah.
No, he's not. He's not.
Y'all are like mad at me.
I think that he didn't even match enough to where this could be really close though.
Which means he's gonna go for a really long amount of time.
This is not even.
Well, that's the shit you win the next, you know
Oh Tommy gun was so fucking broken
bro it's like the SMG like that's it's stupid nice David not as much damage to
the Tommy gun back in the day if you know you know was the most broken down it
was the best it was the best gun in the game yeah you've used this shit in
Well, didn't you?
You called it a shit.
Yeah.
I'm done.
I'm done.
Wake.
Wake, that's to me, dude.
Yo.
Oh.
Oh.
Yes!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
That was hit close.
OK.
Whoa.
It's close.
It's close.
Dude, it's close.
You take that, Matello!
Take that, fucking Matello!
Take that, man.
Nah, if he's getting hammered, bro.
He's going to hit the sweet spot,
where he's going to be a little bit tipsy,
then he's going to get drunk, and it's going to be bad.
I'm not going to lie.
We got good and I'm not gonna believe that.
People won't get hammered.
Wait till it's your best.
Yeah, wait till...
Oh, please!
What have we done, man?
There he is!
Bro, it's just his aim, bro. It's the aim there.
No, you missed, missed, missed, missed.
We're about to get a lead.
See, missed out there.
Missed or better stopped there?
We got a tie game, boys.
No, that I can't.
Oh
Yes, after we're done with the 50
Vcs I saw a tick tocky you the tick
Sorry my bad clicks. I'm sorry
Watches them
Oh
Yeah
I see no drum gunning through there like he was no spray
Oh my god.
No, no, no.
Why doesn't he just spray?
He could spray through some of the enemy's wood with drum guns.
There's not too much anything we're going to just spray through.
Oh no.
Oh no.
No, no, no.
We have achieved.
No, no, no.
He's doing too much.
It's LG.
Oh my god.
You have to touch on what you guys are saying.
That's the best race gamer I've ever encountered.
to touch on what you guys are saying
great gamer I've ever encountered and streamer
that's fair
like bro it's how you become a great gamer bro
no you're right
that's fair
ok that's why I stopped
tibus 90s are good
tibus stopped getting better
and missing getting worse
I lost myself to the ward
no I'm like fucking almost dc'd for a second
Let me key. Oh this drum gun. She's actually
I kind of want to see him drop the drum guns. I serve you so much more fun
It's
though yes yes yes yes yeah scott was
eating me I put the drummies away brother
might put the drum guns I mean I wouldn't
say no bro it might take even longer
than
He's moving
You pick excellent and then go and teach him in real life
Y'all man, X is not 34, I'm out of here.
I'm out of here.
X, you're not 30, I thought you were 30.
Right, you're so good.
Damn!
28's.
Jeez.
Bro, that's not even old at all, y'know.
Why'd you do that on my guns?
Yo, I'm not allowed to sit good on one.
I don't think either of them are better.
Did X send you 30 on Google?
I told you that thought.
You know what, though?
My favorite era of Tee-Tee was when it was a shotgun with the small crosshair.
Oh shit!
Oh my god.
Oh shit!
Oh!
Bro, Mitsu's spraying with the Tommy!
Oh my god!
Brother G, get rid of the Tommy, bro!
Come on!
Tee-Foo's doing it right now!
No, but Mitsu's using it more.
Mitsu's the meta gamer.
He's spamming!
Mitsu's meta gamer, bro.
Oh, CoCo's meta gamer.
CoCoCoCo...
I think we dropped the Tommy
Be your runner did you see that Jack flip back your runner what the fuck? Oh
Oh
No, oh my god
I think this gets out of himself here. I'm gonna be honest to the fuck. I think I think that takes me in this
No, minutes. I'm a real poor thing
Bro drop the Tommy's and let's do this man. Come on drop the Tommy
Oh
Yeah, keepers getting over it people is getting over it keep who's mad at the drum gun
Max yeah, there we go
My fault
Wait, it's starting to get it's starting to get a little while
Then they're even on 10 out of 50
fall damage what it's just missus on him now it's the Tommy Deflate miss the
truth wait miss definitely played since like the early days though when did
myth last play for night they like he still plays occasionally that's what
I'm saying okay I didn't know that I didn't know that if he's still playing
You can tell this is like he's actually pretty solid. I watched me play for me like a month ago
Yeah
If you get mad enough they start using it to the guess if I'm boring when he starts coming his cheeks like it's just
What it's just who he is it's true true true?
Yes, get mad at using a gun. They're provided nice. Just just watch what he's not using it. You're gonna complain. I know it
Okay, what's he doing?
He was just right now.
He was just right now.
No!
No!
No!
He's off!
Get it away!
Get it away!
Get it away!
Okay, he's getting his face!
Hey!
No!
No, don't do that!
No!
No, don't do that!
No!
I can't watch him!
Can't watch him!
Can't watch him!
Face to face!
Nice!
Nice!
I can't watch this.
I can't watch this!
How was that?
Yo!
Crazy take here!
But is T2 overbuilding?
That was bullshit!
What the hell?
No?
No, he's got a crazy tunnel!
Just say it.
It might be alcohol.
It might be alcohol.
I say I'm locking it.
He's over building like a muffin.
Get him another beer.
He's one health.
It's not even about like Tommy Godfrey.
Yo, people are cheating.
He's using a slime star.
Shut up.
Voss?
Bro, it's not even about that though.
It's just like, they both have Tommy's, but I think Tommy's promote spraying.
Like, I think we should just, like, talk with Tommy.
He's also missing, bro.
You could tell his sense is so high.
Just let the medello stabilize, relax.
Bro.
Oh no, oh no.
Yeah, I miss Onepixel, it's been a fucking month.
Where is he at?
Holy shit, bro.
Where is he?
Where?
Nice, Mick, keep praying.
Oh no, that's too slow.
Oh, there's a jolly, there's a jolly, there it is.
There it is.
You're walking, you're walking, you're walking.
Where's Onep?
Where is he?
It's like Batman.
My camera keeps dying, Gage.
Oh, man, click to see who just won in his row is okus webster. Okus is on back-to-back games
Okus just made grants. Oh my gosh. What what's up? Yeah, I don't know right wait wait Aussie as in okis that guy
Yes, correct. That's a rocket leap bro, right? No, uh, uh cod. He went to cod for a little bit now
He's back on for now. He's called in grants his first season back. Who's he playing with you?
Who's okay playing with us he's
ah zander who's like decent but he didn't get like full like boost and
carried it was like it's back what are you doing yeah yeah people let's let's
let's get great bro let's get great oh he's the bomb oh he's so high we're gonna
chop change what's what myth I want to do with those on low ground absolutely
nothing well look at this nope let me guess chop classic do it run run run I'm
Here's the most stillity here bro, we like
Yeah bro, we're gonna see him fucking win
Bro, this is sort of a fight of haters bro
Bro, this is a fight of haters
I wanna see Teepeen win, yeah
Look at this, bro
Wow
Yeah, fight
Yeah, fight
My meta has been established
My meta has been established
Oh my god bro, jeez
210 to 8, this is close
I
Think
Bro, I'm dog shit up for life. I'm gonna be honest, bro. If she wasn't overbuilding. He'd be winning. He was now he's spamming
I'm telling you. I'm telling you
Sense is so high you could tell look how he like like it's just
Yeah, yeah, true
true
Yeah, but he's getting
He's getting control of it though. He's starting to get better. He's looking better guys. Come on. Hey, come on
Oh
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Let me kick, let me kick, let me kick, let me kick, let me kick!
I don't know how I feel about this man.
I don't like this bro!
Get rid of the Tommy's man.
I love this.
Go, go, go, go, go...
Bro, Tommy's was an OG, Jinxie, this is OG.
Yeah, this is OG.
This is World Cup Calls.
Had these.
The Tommy's like the best gun of all time.
But it's MLG 1v1.
What about combat shotgun though?
Combat shotgun is keep you era though.
And in your GOG.
Yeah.
That was season X. That was crazy.
I mean, that was World Cup as well.
That shit was so broken.
Oh!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I can't look.
I can't look.
I can't look.
I can't look.
I can't look.
I can't look.
Because McQueen is fading.
It's like, I can't look.
I actually can't look.
OK, now I have no.
That was brutal.
Yeah, you can't just slam. They still cancel. They still cancel, so I know G. That was good.
That's the area. I'm dead on the area. Got it.
G.
Okay, McQueen is fading.
He's fading fast.
Nah, Tiku's gonna win this. Tiku's gonna win this. Tiku's gonna win this.
Hey, Tiku get four wins in a row chat to catch up.
Oh, no.
I mean, it's still so tough on the third.
Or no, miss figured out a tactic when Tiku sprays us to get a quick pump out, bro.
It's actually playing pretty well. I don't know you don't hear him, but he's playing pretty well
Not playing well right now
Okay, okay, okay, then holy shit clean shot
I like that
So you're not gonna be the next step and yes, are you you are you worried?
I should just one over here. It's all good. Okay
How bad is this game play compared to like a modern pro like how bad
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
Yo, that was crazy.
I just got it.
What?
What?
I don't think that was me at all.
That was God giving me that one.
What?
What is he saying?
He basically said it's lucky.
Yeah, but that's the thing bro.
For a modern day troll, we'll fucking the thousand oh.
Nah, this is bad.
I'm pretty washed right now. I'm pretty washed
Oh so you said that like that was a crazy insult it's so good
Is this even worth watching I'm about to start crying
Like I don't want to see that I don't want to see this bro. It's like watching my goat
Just get like this is like watching stable or no no like lose FNCS like last second like
bro like I like losing a hundred point lead the problem is nice bro nice that
was a problem and that one was like this I can't watch this that was a one
actually like the big bro in him this is actually gonna like change miss legacy
I swear I'm not
Before 20
Change
This is the video right now. Let's see. What's the change? I just I don't know what I want to do like a
Stregulating loadout bro. I think they should go through the ages go through the errors
True x true. Yeah spaz you miss those fans
Have you got a cool ass gun double pump is in here
Me different FPS what even pick up here like actually honey rock star
You double pump on this man. I want to see this guy
Locked it's a lot of this would be more fair. They were on the same
Yeah, they should use attack. Oh my god. I'm the drum gun. No more drum gun. Oh wait a second. Wait
Oh
This can be different
It's not gonna change
Change anything
I
Understand I understand
Brother Mickey no fault image brother McQueen I miss you
No
No, I'm telling you keep who brings us back with no drum gun. It's just promote spam, bro
This is already still spamming but it doesn't have the same effect a Tommy melts wood
Like a Tommy you can't even build with Tommy
Tom the age
Oh
Wait, is he gonna like cut him down? Oh, no, he's going up. Oh, okay. Wait, he's who's white. Oh
From page three big pump
47
You need this you actually need this you guys are way better now. This is a fight
This is a fight way better, but way slower. This is gonna take forever, but definitely more skillful
You got this, yeah, the fake
Because you can spam with the AR
Why lie, I'm gonna be honest
Yeah, I know you took any test
He's only four to the line
Such a long way to go
This is the marathon this is a marathon right through myth is on 360 FPS
He was on 240 just co-co-co-co-co
Stop taking those jump. Oh, he's down
Oh, he keeps choking the doubles when he has them under he's like panicking man
I
Mean he's shot
These two whites to one right now with no Tommy
Look too fucking good, bro, I was chopping was this 20 week. I was going for time for the time immediately
Chop each other they just chop each other fuck it like like I just I hate gray area like if there's chopping everybody chopped
Fuck it. That's what they're doing
Jason the wheel and try to unbox through the cards later
Bro miss double edits are stinky. He's been playing recently a hundred business played like way more
Okay, JC I mean burr. I don't want to be that guy hit a rail one bro. Give T full of luck
You be playing I've heard you be playing zero bills. Yes, you like you use the truth
Tommy's it's three to one drop Tommy's it's three to one. This is pure fortnight like a our pump
Oh, I'm good.
Okay, I might be getting one guy.
Someone said they're playing the 50 total rounds, not first to 50.
They changed it.
Can anyone confirm that?
Because that's very different.
Look at the title, look at the title, look at the title.
What is that?
What is that?
Someone said they changed it because of how long it took, but I don't know.
It's just over halfway, even if that's the case.
Well, I think you're getting one guy because they would have been more clear about that.
They would have been way more clear.
I need Cains, I need Cains, I need Cains.
Chad, is that true?
Bro, come guys, if it's the best of 50, it'd be first to 26.
No, no, I mean, I think this ain't.
Oh yeah, because we have 50 rounds.
Yeah, you're right.
And this would then...
You feel it?
Oh my God, that was so hot.
Wait, Teepa's drinking and this isn't...
What?
Yeah, that was what I was saying earlier.
Teepa's only losing because he's drunk.
No, I'm just being honest.
Oh my God.
Come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come,
Turn
Is a Gatorade like that you would be drunk right now you would actually be drunk right now, so I believe that
Yeah
Hey
I
Yeah, I think that pot. Oh, I think myth is edit on release on and see who has it off. Oh
We get an investigation
steady check
I'll be honest, but I'm sorry.
Yellow? Yellow wall? What?
Like, phasal?
Yellow's called phasal.
It's called phasal, though.
It's called phasal, though.
It's called redacting.
But Tito's head was above the cone, and his feet were above the cone.
Redacting.
Yeah, that's what we need phasal, yeah.
Where?
Over there.
Dig left.
Three minutes.
At one point, XQC is supposed to be a part of it.
Aware.
Wait, what the fuck is a wide smoke?
What was that?
I mean, lost.
It's supposed to be a part of our little thing going on.
Aware.
Okay, I thought you were part of the list.
Oh
That's not the saying bro
No
Practice for sure it is like nobody practicing is T1 and this is sweet. Oh, where look at me
He did a side jump on a ramp, bro, wait, it's been playing
Oh
He actually was 80% of everything he made 80% that's so fucked
You're telling me if you posted a YouTube video they got
I believe that was the contract yeah, right?
I don't have an opinion on this talk.
Can we stop talking about it?
Can we just stop talking about it?
Sure.
All right, sure, sure, sure.
I'm not trying to.
I'm not trying to say it.
I'm not trying to say it.
Oh, it's like that.
Oh, shit.
I'm not trying to talk.
That might be the worst fucking deal ever.
I'm not going to shit.
That's the fucking scam.
What the hell?
That's the best thing.
It's not right.
That's the, it's not right.
It's not cool.
Like, it was, that's what it was.
People don't have that.
Do you think he wins it?
He's gonna hide now.
This is going to be it.
Yeah, it's gonna be where everyone's light wins.
Oh, that's a long clip. I advanced it.
See you on the Thursday pod, y'all.
Oh, oh, my God.
Mid-three take? Mid-three take!
I hear a fucking air conditioning in the background, so it's making me mad.
It sounds like a plane is taking us to Earth.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
I think he yellowed him. He yellowed him.
He yellowed him.
Yeah, he yellowed him, yellowed him, yellowed him.
And it was a yellow.
hours is actually what it's worth what's the what's the best car there's
someone there's someone right now that says he pulled the one-on-one he has an
instant yeah yes like someone is
okay I'm gonna ask is that shit get you excited there like I've seen some of
shit you've won and lost. That's fair. That's fair. One of one. That's fair. Chasing it.
Yeah, okay.
When you get what you want, that's not what you imagine. You don't have a one-on-one
plate reaction to autograph.
Hug and Gege.
Oh, damn.
What's he be saying?
Nothing.
Why don't you have a plane taking off in the background?
I knew it else.
I said, what is it?
I said, man, I got fans.
His aircon's broken, apparently.
It's the crowd.
It's the crowd.
That is the square garden.
Literally sold out.
Oh, Jinxie, bro.
Watching TV is like watching Messi, bro.
It's just a rush now.
Like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Rough couple of weeks for Jinxie.
Don't say I'm in.
Oh, I'm back.
I'm back without Jinxie.
Jinxie.
I'm watching this, bro.
Jinxie, watching TV is like watching Messi, brother.
Just watching the mean verse messy
That doesn't even make sense
Statistically
Only since you got matters is winning. Yo, I'm sure team was like not even
It doesn't matter. They don't have the trophy
I mean, I'm just saying bro. You can't say message you watch
Like
Lacey did you know Lameen a month ago? Yes, I knew it's in January
Okay, that's not bad again. I became a Lameen fan in January. Okay, so you met you met Lameen. Lacey. No, I got it
Lacey, I got you. He didn't have no, I mean, I saw it. Yes, I did. Yes. I didn't meet Lameen
You know about him, and he's one of the world's most proud of him.
Yeah, but he basically, he might hurt his audio.
Okay, Lacey, here's my question.
Who's Spain's best player in the World Cup?
Who was it, bro?
LaMirene Mar.
It was Rodgri, not even close.
It was LaMirene Mar.
LaMirene Mar.
You don't know Bar.
Goals don't equal goals.
Do you know?
Is that everything?
You want the best player?
You don't know Bar.
You don't know Bar.
You did goals equals good.
Lacey, if goals equals good, who's better?
Man, all of them are messy.
Oh, messy.
That's the average is more goals dumbass
The mania mall does more on the pitch than just score goals he creates opportunities
I'm saying the best player on spain at the world cup was rogery by
If they didn't have one if they didn't have one
Roger was the most
Most impactful player on that
Is a selfless player messy is a selfish player. They're both selfless. Yo, yeah
I mean with this integrating their defense by just being and thank you the thing he needs to do. That's great
Roger he was the best player on spain
Oh, I'm sorry.
We're going to Tommy Gunn, but he'll get the job done.
You know what I'm saying?
See that sprinkler?
Bro, watch me!
What a player on the team!
You didn't know that?
You're that player on the team!
Dude, if Lameenium all took as many penalty kicks as Messi,
all my soul he would have had more goals.
That's true.
That is true.
How can I raise Vader more please?
Let his teammates take him.
Let's do it.
Well, Jixie, don't be mad, bro.
How did Adley do Clicks, did he well?
I said if he shot as many.
Adley, I mean, he should have won.
If he shot as many.
Because Messi can't make penalty kicks, he ain't anything.
They were close, Clicks. They were close, was that?
I don't know why it doesn't exist because he didn't make any penalty goals that's why
he missed every single one
Yo, I'm sure my was alone
How can you call messy-pessing when you can't make a penalty case the guys?
The guy's 39 years old and almost won the Golden Zoo like so a little bit
Who's it?
I years old and can't make a penalty show a little bit of respect
39 in almost won the Golden
Yeah, where'd you go?
It's a team sport like he can't just it's a team sport, bro
It's I know I know what it is. I know it is you're mad at the media malls gonna win the balloon D or that's what it is
Yeah, I fucking baton door
Bad and all the way in the balloon door. It's a battle dog
Wait
Oh
No way this guy
Right now the means not even top five in Balandora
He's number one, bro. He's number one.
That would mean Lameen Yambal is going to win the balloon here.
Lameen Yambal is not top five contender for Ballon d'Or.
Like that's like, I love Lameen Yambal,
but like he's not even a top five player.
He is not. He is.
Yeah, but here's the thing. Here's the thing, Dixie.
If Ronaldo had his team paid off,
he'd also be that good to win a Golden Boot.
Just want to be that guy.
Chad, Chad, how old was Messi when he was first World Cup?
I'm going to use all my stats.
Dixie, Dixie, Dixie, Dixie, Dixie,
how old was Messi when he was first World Cup?
How old was he?
Oh my god.
Ah, 35.
I guess how old is the minimum?
Oh, about.
Yeah, it's at this point in the world, bro.
That's right, that's right.
The minimum of 19 years old with the World Cup trophy.
Lacey, Lacey, Lacey, Lacey.
Remember when you were talking about Ballon D'Ors?
Do you know how many messes he's won?
Do you know how many messes he's won?
How many messes he's won?
He's won eight, he's won eight.
And no one's ever gonna break that.
Do you realize that?
No one's ever gonna break that.
Wow, so he won it.
So once again, Messi wins a selfish statistic.
He doesn't win 18.
He didn't win.
That's because it rains.
He gets statistic awards, bro.
He won team awards too.
He won four UCLs from the Copa America,
guys at World Cup.
Just he dropped four of them.
Oh, he dropped four of them.
He didn't drop UCLs, bro.
He's the best ever.
Like, you guys, you guys are watching football.
I don't mean that he's too young.
He still has to go through time to get tight in it.
Yes, bro.
You need to show the test of time.
And there's only two people who want
I'm trophy at their age. It's the medium all and then Bobby and bro. I'm telling you the medium all is gonna
He's getting better
Yeah, what I think I'm realizing that Jeezy's low key high key alarm like he's low key
He is he only knows no he actually has tick tock football mom
It's crazy, buddy. I just studies on it to talk to the brings him to stream. Oh
I don't know what to do in this situation. I know it's rage babe, but I can't work it
It's Tony Cruz better than messy because he has more UCL than messy
Better yes more you see us
No team awards don't mean everything that's the problem with dragging team award. Yeah, but you can't you can't compare team awards
Let me say something messy and look good on bad teams and it looks bad on good teams.
We all just look like
We go for we're trying to win this history right now
This is more important
This is better than what now we're missing right now
I agree, I agree
This is over, 30 is 6 kill lead
This should be paid for review $60 per person and we're watching it for free like a month
That's your job
I need a minute.
Yeah, you got it.
We need the competitiveness room.
It's his chance.
Yo, Fortnite, can we get an icon skin?
Can I get a retweet in the chat?
Please? Just something small, bro.
Give me like a bone in the game.
Give me like a tiny thing, bro.
Just throw me a pickaxe or something, man.
Yo, Fortnite's in my chat right now.
Can we all agree to get me an icon skin?
Maybe I will glaze it forever
No, no, no, like what would the skin be like what would like what's the back of what's the pickaxe what are you cooking?
You're gonna pitch it
The skin would be too large
Oh! Ow!
Yo Fortnite, I'm gonna compete in the next FNCS, but can you please just throw me something?
Just something! Please! I'll be PR friendly! I'll tell the devs to stay alive! I won't say anything bad!
Please!
The mind is back!
My-
Like a juice box!
Okay, yep, juice is, yep.
Okay, so you also want to-
Oh, what's wrong with you, bro? You're too skinny.
She's-
She's-
Oh, right now!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, I have an idea!
The pickaxe will be a swan, you know, the white and red swans?
He brings it into his box, and it will be folded into a pickaxe.
Dumbie.
I'm buying that, Chad.
Who's buying that?
Who's buying that?
Come on, let me solve it.
Yo, Rod, jigsie's so mad.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I need it a minute, bro.
I'm good.
Why do you need a minute?
I don't understand why you need a minute.
You're not saying anything logical or factual, bro.
It is a factual thing, though.
It is a factual thing.
If you leave him all, just played Messi, in the biggest game of the tournament, out late.
He's better.
Let me tell you, what?
Hey, I'm gonna give you a little bro.
Who played for 120 minutes and only had 2 shots on goal and missed it bro?
And what team bro?
And what team bro?
Fucking Argentina.
2 shots!
2 shots!
That's the spot right there.
That's the goal.
We have to go.
We have to go.
We have to go.
We have to go.
shot on goal are a result of what's wrong with the team that what the
plenty of fucking moron
bro James was in the NBA finals game seven he's not only shooting the ball
two times
He's gonna take the game and do his own hair!
And especially his nose!
Let's go!
Oh my god!
He's a fraud!
Oh my god!
It would be a bit of an allergy to say, attempts at threes, not at fucking buckets, like what?
We can talk next week, we're going to listen to the dude on a chair with his legs on the fucking chair at the half time, by the way, no bro.
And you throw that bussy ball and you're playing four fucks to read the message even so he's got the ring for the fucking ladder.
Oh, shut up, shut up.
What a fucking ladder and chill, right?
Oh.
So Lacey, if Messi's the goat, who is the goat, Lacey?
I didn't say I don't think Messi's the goat.
I said the media mall's better than Messi right now.
No, fucking rewind.
The media mall's better than Messi right now. The media mall's better than Messi right now.
The media mall is not better than Messi right now.
Yes, he is.
He has a low cup.
The medium ball is better than Messi right now.
How many low cups has Messi won?
Who based?
I was saying Messi is on the same scale.
It's a hard take but as much as Booga right now.
I mean, he looked bad on a good winning team.
He did not look bad.
Watch the game if you can be proud of it. Watch the game if you think let me look back
I
Cut that messy did win he really didn't do that much
Honest and everything honest. It should have been in Bobby's World Cup
Like that
Dude you just ruined his
I'm sorry, you are making them so fucking mad
Yeah, you are actually making them mad
billion dollars
No cities in the MLS
The guy had smart contributions in a World Cup
It took Argentina to a finals solo
No shit, he's in the MLS
He got a billion dollars, you little kid
It's gonna be my most successful reign of all time
It's gonna be my most successful reign ever
I actually feel bad, I genuinely feel bad
Well, I feel like we're just chatting from the real conversation here.
No, we cannot.
Wait, wait, wait.
No, I think Ron's done this deliberately.
Ron, is this not attacking by you?
To deflect the facts that Teefoo's down to me?
This is the most long time I'm drinking at this point.
We're talking about messy, brother.
Shit.
We're at this shit up, bro.
It should have been funny.
Wait, wait, wait.
Hold on.
I'm gonna ask you.
Oh my god.
I got an A.J.G.
Because did it messy go to a worst league because he's not good enough anymore?
Oh, Rage bait.
That's Rage bait.
You know what else?
Not Rage bait.
That's not Rage bait.
That's not Rage bait.
That's Rage bait.
He's right.
He's right.
He's right.
He's right.
He's right.
I don't think he's ever on the A.J.G.
I don't think he's ever talking to you ever again.
I'm gonna be honest.
I'm pretty sure this is it, bro.
Your friendship's over.
This is like religion for Jigster.
I think he's actually like...
He's so old.
That's why he went to the MLS!
He's got one billion dollars!
There's a reason he's not in the same league as Lameed anymore!
He has twelve gold contributions in that world cup at the age of thirty-nine!
Do you even conceptualize that?
His team is ass and he brought them to the finals!
Oh
Right now you're on the street
Dollars no, he's not he took it to the lake
Watching prime people go heavy
He's just lean forward and just showed it to the camera by accident. Oh
It's like scripted 91 goals in a calendar year
Do you conceptualize that?
Ever gonna break that record
Does he know there's no way he doesn't know
No one's ever gonna top that you're he really cares
gonna top that it's over but I don't think I would defend my own father like
this I'm gonna be real like this you guys fuck with so much more than me
Oh, he's in luck. He's not like
He's like actually sad for he's sad like he's genuinely sad
Rage rated for a laugh. No, he's sad, but he is actually sad. I feel bad
You too, you know actually
Stop talking
Okay, I mean, dude, that's he's like I that was the most successful rage, but I've never seen any and I've seen a lot
That was bad
Evil lacy
I'm gonna get it back in the car.
I don't want to hear anymore.
Guys, this is history.
This was over here.
I missed FSS heats for this man.
My first heats I've ever missed for this shit.
We're halfway through, bro.
You didn't even have money on this, bro.
No, I don't.
I had more than money. I had my pride.
He's got only 100 gifted from this 1v1 too.
Oh, no.
You're never seeing that.
You're never seeing that.
They just stopped at 30.
Yeah, I feel like they're gonna get bored of this.
I mean, maybe not.
Maybe they're joking.
Maybe you don't like this game.
It's my strike away.
What?
Is that the roadblock?
It's a soccer game.
It's fun.
Go back to GKS.
Please.
Embark me.
Oh my fucking god.
Oh my fucking god.
It's Messi's prime.
You want to know the...
It's the closest prime face.
He's prime in a buffet.
It's Messi's second prime.
Oh my god.
These are statistics.
The closest prime to Messi's prime ever
is Messi's second prime.
At what point do you feel bad?
Actually, at what point do you feel bad?
I don't feel bad at all.
That is my turn. I'm too many of you see stream before I went live one morning and I saw him reporting people on Twitter for
Well, it's what's cards
Give a sponsor
I mean, I'm playing only up that wrong. We lose my mind
You know that they can scan the cards when they get out of the game, right?
I'm not gonna show them.
Wimbledon won, bro.
No, no, no, no, no, no. I mean, the guy who saw you the car,
they let us scan the entire boxes in a MRI scanner.
What?
Probably. Yeah, probably. Yeah, you can do that.
And weigh them, right?
Right, you guys didn't know that?
And you weigh them, don't you?
You got MRIs?
Wait, you didn't know that?
This dude, Kixi, is slicking up Chris now, Maxi.
What did he do?
Oh, God.
Oh my fucking god, guys, guys, somebody apologize, somebody apologize, guys.
I'm sorry, ladies, I'm sorry, that is insane.
Alright, bro, how do we go to call back?
I apologize, bro.
Yo, run, how do we know that?
How old are these clips, guys?
In scanners, in scanners.
They scan the cards.
They can know what all of them are and then they can just sell all the ones that don't have it.
I
Mean I've heard collecting cards is great return like I'm surprised that you're getting scammed here normally
It's such a good return on trading car. Oh, no, no, it's a tear
It's like actually like it's the worst I swear
Maybe wait wait if he wins this he's within four
I
Wait what you can like entire boxes
Wait, what you can like see what's in it? What the hell?
uh
what are you in the leg of this
what the heck is here
wait there
how much money do you spend on the cards
we spent 20,000 today
oh my god
you fuck is a to rich
yeah you are what
as long as it's for the chat who cares
yeah I guess
come on mate
maybe you'll get the gc raid
Wait why are the rounds getting longer bro they're playing with more passion
Because the legacies online, I guess I guess I oh my god
Yeah
It doesn't matter. It goes through it. X-rays go through the cards.
Oh, jeez. Jeez.
It's even worse with big ball cards because they have more of a texture to it.
It's even worse than then playing with my cards.
They're so fucking impatient, bro. I want to end this fight so bad.
Let me go with the 61 minutes. That was the thing. That was the time when the ride is 61 minutes.
My chat is saying it's only Pokemon card thing.
Nacho. Ain't correct.
Oh
Oh shit rapid yeah, oh six lead
You know
Hates man
Some of them you can't scan entire cases like we have
We bought a we bought a case after all that
It's no it's x-rays it goes through everything most things like you like you there isn't any fucking lead lining or fucking
Fairday box around it like no, it's only heat to and on West my god
If you call me a scammer, jeez.
Yo, Lace, get a drill for the bag.
Let's get the shit going out.
Yeah, let's get out already, brother.
I'm gonna fucking pull an otani.
And then I have scrims!
You're playing scrims tonight?
Yes, I'm hosting two scrims.
Okay, Lace, I need you to promise me
can you not get an ego and not be a dumbass
and not fight back?
I'd say definitely.
I'll see what you say. Say it again.
Can one of you not be a dumbass and fight the other?
Like, I need you in fact to make grants.
You will if one of you doesn't get stupid
and ego and fight the other one.
Just please fill it the whole thing.
Young call me a skimmer. I'm not trying to say for another three hours like they're going to pee etc like
My brothers ain't got the anti-climactic browser to see like first like 15
Yeah
I know that me and arc would wipe them right, but I want that you get green
No, but then you also get grief please. It's wet. I don't know. I'm intense. No, they will get grief now right now
No, I wasn't yeah, I want to see a refund them already fun
I don't give a fuck you want to play West the way West is playing like you
know this is real women is she don't really do this right now I think he's
okay oh we're taking a break we're taking a break and we're still watching
like bro oh my god i'm just getting jigsie an hour and a half segment
like oh my god he needs to wrap this shit up
The ugliest loss of his life.
My grok is down.
Grok is down.
You might be the first human to say,
Grok is down.
What?
Grok is down?
Like...
Oh, no.
So why is Grok down?
Grok could go down.
Why is Grok down?
Wait, Tivo just got a free kill.
I'm going to ask Grok,
why is Grok down?
I mean, it's down.
I'm done.
Do you frequently use Grok?
Yeah.
Welcome back bro. What's up guys? Welcome back. How was your segment?
All right, I'm good. It's that uh
We're behind people with what happened in jake's jake's. We just want to say we're sorry, bro
Like you know i'm saying like wait, you know the fuck the what? I mean
Like it's we've seen jake see we feel bad. I do I do jake see I do want to say um
I apologize that messi could not win the work up this year and lamina mall took it
But maybe, you know, maybe he could win the league he's in next year, you know
I mean, it's pretty easy league he's in now. So he should be able to win that one
I'm gonna fucking kill you
He should be able to win it he was given a billion dollars
Yeah, he couldn't he couldn't get it done in the World Cup so he could like win
in the world. It took a dog shit team to the finals. But they didn't win. Maybe he could win the MLS.
Probably not. He'll probably still lose. I don't think he cares about winning the MLS.
He won 8 out of 10. Well, the medium balls play for Barcelona. A Messi is playing in the MLS.
You ignorant fuck. Of course he's going to play for Barca. You ignorant fuck. Living the most 19 is in
in the prime of his career. Messi at 39 could start in Barcelona right now.
No, he can't. No, he can't. No, he can't go to Barcelona right now.
Messi could not start in Barรงa. He didn't.
Did he sleep at Paul's? So, Macy, he couldn't start in Barรงa.
I think he could. He had 12 goal contributions to the World Cup.
Make that make sense, please. If he wins.
So, for his World Cup run to be validated, he has to win. He has to win.
Stop saying Messi has four Champions Leagues when his first one was with him on the bench.
Fernando Messi at Champions League is like comparing me and you at Fortnite, bro.
You're reading a chat.
No, I'm not.
I'm not, bro.
This is true, bro.
It's true.
So, but, Jixi, can I ask you something?
Who was the other team that won?
And, Jixi, you want to talk about statistics.
This is statistic.
Sure, Messi had a good statistically world cup,
but he played the worst teams out of any team that made it into the quarterfinals.
That is true.
He had no competition.
Yeah, Messi had no control over Ronaldo drawing Congo
and not topping his group.
Rousey would have played Ronaldo
and played Ronaldo's fucking dog shit.
So he drew Congo.
If LaMiglium all had to play Algeria,
he would have had a fucking hat or a hat.
Guys, what is his hat or a hat?
It's all about the set of cards you dealt
and how good you performed.
Messi literally did fantastic with the cards that he had
and the team that he had.
Obviously, he couldn't win.
They had like two shots.
Lameen didn't do nothing when he had all the opportunities
over and over again.
How is that possible?
Rob, I'm confused.
If he's like Spain made it to the final world cup or bust
with you, what do you mean?
I mean, it's the most important.
I'm just saying, if we're actually looking at it,
and I'm not kidding, I'm not even trying to rage rate,
not trying to do anything.
I don't really know much about football, soccer,
whatever you want to call it.
If we're actually looking at this World Cup,
LaMagnum all like in Spain fucking carried the World Cup day. They deserve the win now if we look at Messi's last World Cup
I'll be honest with you. It was a fucking it was lucky, bro
And Bob a shit one that woke up if his teammates were just a little bit better that day. I'm just being honest, bro
I'm just being honest. All right. Here's a couple of things you need to know
LaMagnum all has a super team in Bob a has a super team. Messi does not Messi is the team
Correct.
Oh, he is the team.
Oh, you're true.
Oh, you shut up.
I'm a team achievement and it's a super team.
Okay, so, Jaycee, Jaycee, guys.
You wanna know something?
If you put Messi on Spain, you would've won the World Cup.
No, no, no, no, no.
You would've won.
No, if you swap, if you swap Lameen and Messi,
Argentina would've won.
Argentina would've won, yeah.
What?
If you put Lameen on Argentina, Argentina would've won.
Okay, I don't know what it is.
What?
That's fake.
What?
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
Oh my God!
That's the last one!
That was not it!
No, because here's the thing!
If LaMigliamol had the schedule and played the teams that Messi played,
he would have had the same stats if not better than Messi!
LaMigliamol?
You're saying if LaMigliamol was on Argentinian,
and they swapped roles with Messi?
Yeah, that was the last place, now I'm sorry.
You're saying he would have won?
Yes!
Yo, he had one goal contribution in a World Cup, man, on a super team.
Like, he had one goal.
Okay, lacy lacy. What do you think was the most impressive thing about Spain's World Cup? Like what one thing one thing?
What do you name other than the minimum?
I mean, you know, no is the fucking defense bro. That's why you're laughing so hard
It's the mean your mom the mean your mom every time the mean your mom has the ball there's three defenders in front of him
That's a space that creates opportunities. It might not be a statistic opportunity
But when you have to put three people in front of someone
All the football use backflip opportunities.
Lacey, Lacey, Lacey, we gotta stop acting like Messi is even the best player in the World Cup history when Mbappe is a better player in every metric in only three World Cups versus six.
He is. Mbappe is the best.
Chad, listen.
Don't be history.
No, no, no, it's Mr. Champions League and Mbappe is Mr. World Cup.
What is Messi?
Best at dropping six goals at PSG?
Like, come on.
What can I say?
Let's just be real, Jink-C.
Let's just be fucking real.
Come on.
Would be messy would be considered mr. Football because he has eight ball okay, but but Jinxie here's the thing
You're saying oh this won't come mean everything to messy. Yes, it does because he's in the MLS. That doesn't mean shit
So yeah, yeah, everything to him. Oh, you larger. Yeah
Oh my fucking god
He stole them
Just play a run. I'm like I understand have a laugh sure this is starting to become bullshit
Okay, okay, JC if it helps they did say they're gonna stop at 30s
You got two more rounds of this if it funds wins, and it's over the stop it at 30. Yeah, I'm not watching
Did the rounds are getting longer by the way in case you missed it JC the rounds have gotten longer
isn't it when the true answer is it's time only time can tell what I mean actually stepped up if
his team was inferior absolutely not leading the future maybe time will tell us you would have yes
you would have so Lacey here's my first question yeah one more round if mid wins it all spain conceded
Wait, this is it? This is the end?
Oh no, these guys decided that mid wins it's over.
They just decided that it's 30-30.
X, Lacey and Ronasanget ended 30 for that.
Whoever gets the most of 30.
2 goals.
He has 2 goals and 10 finals.
I'm gonna put my hands on your throat
Yes, we World Cup finals appearances like what do you mean?
You can't lose a finals if you're not in the finals
Ronaldo you can't lose the finals if you don't make it like what by the way
But this is not TQ at its prime at all by the way
He's doing a lot of movement aiming it and now a lot of mouse aiming it and you can do both
And I know and he's defaulting to doing only movement because I think he's shaking a little bit
Yeah, I think we like about this bro. I'm not gonna lie. I
Thought this is gonna be great differently. It's a bro. He's his aim is has not been aiming
Yeah, it's like a movement aim, which is good too, but it's still
Lacey you support Spain, right Lacey name three players without reading your chat now
Okay, um, Roger e Pedro in the medium all wait, what's Pedro's last name doesn't matter
Doesn't matter. Oh Pedro's position. What position is the medium all play
You don't know
You don't know his position
the answer is. Jhinx, see how solid you can just answer this question. Who is the last
team to player to beat Spade and Earth?
So if you played Striker in the World Cup, how come you didn't score any goals in the
finals?
Because Striker is a result of your team doing what they're supposed to do.
It's not Striker you don't make opportunities to use.
Is it a Striker that's supposed to make the shoot of all of them?
Is it a Striker who's supposed to shoot the ball?
They had two shots in 120 minutes. Is that what a Striker's supposed to do?
Lacey, if you're the striker at the top of a lineup and the ball is physically never in the attacking third, how are you ever going to do anything if the ball is in the middle of there?
I don't know, he's the goat, he's the goat, figure it out.
Yeah, let him get wings. No, Messi will get wings and fly for Rodney and Sybil.
It's simple.
The ball from his hand, yeah.
The team is the car, the striker is the driver.
You can't drive a car. It doesn't fucking start you moron. It's that simple like how hard is this to understand?
Who was the last team in player to beat Spain in an international final answer
Wait, what do you mean? What do you mean?
The last team to beat Spain in what
anything bro international tell me I don't know there are like a 30 game
game
no no the rail fucking go the fucking one of it I
I had a different conversation about euros yeah you know you know be mad bro
like super mad bro it's poor Joe yeah bro Ronaldo did great that game man
read me his stat line in that game man he could never
All right, guys, guys, guys, can we start this, this, a rage-rate segment of JC? I feel bad for him.
You know what, you're a...
Oh yeah, it was even Kuro's, it was Nation's lead.
Oh, yeah, bro, nice.
I'm excited.
It was Nation's lead.
He scored, JC, he scored in that game.
He scored.
Guys, got it filmed? Any, any got it filmed?
No, I gotta open up cards if I'm not watching this shit.
Dude, one round, I gotta, I gotta, I gotta, it's gonna be content then.
Shut your mouth before I fuck it.
All right, you ready to open cards?
Dude, do not put them in with a good time.
I
Want to see you soon, bro with Los
XQC
Yo guys, I'm probably off. Yeah, I'm probably off man. Yeah, I'm not watching this
Are you in your stream this 1v1 took too long?
Yeah
Like I wanted to see fucking teeth we just shit on them and just miss just say Gigi you put a sad face now
If this dancing emoting on him, it's 56
Outlaw payout to that
I hope to God that any any any codenames though
I got over the cards. I'm not gonna lie except no clue what you're asking what do you want to play what game?
Oh, it's like a no it's a group game. They can't play we can't play together. It's just
Agnes. What is this though? Codename is fun. It's a fun board game.
It's actually good for chat. Two chat likes it because it's a very big game.
I got I got no clue. I haven't played any of these
That's all good chat. Do I pay out?
No, Cuba. I told you I would have played if I didn't fucking have the cards, bro
Leave leave leave the leave the bread going on out the ME of the in the muds where I'll tell him
I'm watching this shit through I got to say it. Yeah
By the way, I wasn't it's not I want to make your shit. I respect it opening
But card shops bring their cards to a city scanner before they put them on the shelves
But it's all good man. Okay, but at least I have a nod to at the end of the day
What's that? What's the magic not your head and suck this deck?
There's no way Jinx he's still going right
Oh God, Lacey all I need you to do bro
It's just sort of like so I can sleep at night just admit all of that was range made please
this entire time.
Take the prediction.
I like to sum it with the winners of that.
Fuck it.
I'm messy right now.
Okay, but saying Lameen Jamal is better than Messi right now, that's like, that's not
really like, like it doesn't, that statement doesn't hold any weight.
Lameen Jamal's 19, Messi's 39.
That statement doesn't hold any weight, bro.
That was my statement.
And you said that, you said that.
No, no, you had a lot of statements, man.
Yeah.
You said it.
And swap!
Lameen Yamal with Messi.
Put Lameen in Argentina and Messi in Spain.
Lameen would have won the World Cup at Argentina.
That's what you said.
Correct or incorrect?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Is this huge?
The break's off of you.
Lacy, that's not even like in bounds.
That's like the wildest shit ever.
There's a thing.
The only time Messi played a good team in the World Cup,
what did he do?
Absolutely did the Imbapi special.
Nothing, he did nothing.
So, let me explain how football works to you, Lacey, since you don't understand and you
started watching in the World Cup, which is fine, Lacey, I played the sport for 14 years
of my life.
I played the sport.
Lacey, if you're a striker and your team physically is never in an attacking position,
you're going to do nothing.
That's how the sport works.
You're not going to do anything.
Okay, well, let me tell you, because I played sports for 15 years in my life.
Oh, gosh.
player in the world. If you're the greatest player in any sport, you're going to find
a way to leave your impact on the game. And in Messi's most important game against Spain,
he did nothing. He didn't leave an impact. Because you know why? Because he wasn't the
best player. Lameen was. That's why it doesn't matter how old you are. If you're the best
player in the world, you're the best. You're going to find a way to leave your mark on
the game. And Messi couldn't do that.
I want you to do me a favor here.
OK?
Lacey, I want you to join this screen share right now.
Oh, god.
Can you see this?
I'm never opening this screen share.
Can you see my Google?
No, I see your Discord.
Messy, or not messy, sorry.
Lacey, do you know which club had the most goals in the world
in 2012?
2012?
Do you know which club had the most goals?
If I just don't talk about stable or no goals,
do you know which club had the most goals?
Son, this is 14 years ago.
All right, so first off, be prepared for goosebumps.
The club that had the most goals in the world in 2012
was Borussia Dortmund.
You probably don't even know what club that is.
And Messi had more goals than that club.
This is 14 years ago.
Do you realize, yo, he outscored the top scoring club of the year in the digital world?
It's the Amulon, at 1 FNCS at 2019!
You're not in 2012, dude.
So, Lacey, I'm confused.
What's your take, bro?
What's your take?
That LaMenia Mall right now is better than Messi.
That, if you, so, I'm not kidding.
If you put LaMenia Mall in the fucking MLS, on inter-Miami,
he would actually score 100 goals.
So, he's right.
That's factually incorrect. So here's the thing.
Lamingham all in the World Cup.
You actually played.
That is super team.
Lamingham all in the World Cup.
You know what a super team is, right?
A hundred, I think.
Oh, I disagree.
Oh, OK. So Spain's not a super team.
Spain was a very good team.
He could.
They could.
Yo, brother, brother bands, brother.
They conceded one goal in a World Cup tournament.
Now game in a tournament.
They conceded one.
Lacey could say anything out of his mouth and jigsie would respond, bro.
So I'll tell you exactly what's, I'll tell you what's more effective than a super team, a super bracket, that's what's more effective.
So Argentina and Messi, if they had Spain's bracket, they wouldn't even have made it to the finals.
They would not even have made it close to the finals because they're not a good team and Messi's not a good player right now.
Yo, I'll be the first one to say that Argentina isn't a good, like they're not a good team.
team. Oh my God. I'm not saying that. I understand. Yo, Messi is the team. That is what Argentina
is. Messi is the whole fucking team. He always has been always will be. That's my whole team.
Spain is a super team. Give Messi the ball and pray to God. That's what it is. I watched every
fucking game they played. He wasn't good enough to get it done. And the real you forget you're
you're forgetting one key component for Argentina that does make them a super
giraffes their ass yeah okay so that
cool
propaganda sheet
here's how the internet switches up on motherfuckers because now I'm gonna get
pissed in 2022 everyone was cheering on this is Messi's first world coupling this
is so wholesome what an end to a historical career four years later now
it's all if you support Argentina you support Israel you are a sheep and a
a puppet of propaganda.
That's what the fuck you are.
Or I propaganda.
Or I just started watching football
and I can already tell that this entire World Cup,
the rest helped Argentina.
So, give me one moment, name me one moment, screen share.
Show me the moment where the rats are.
Show me the moment where the rats are.
Please, undang it, one moment.
So, you remember that game where Messi very clearly stepped
on the back of someone's foot,
didn't even make a play on the ball.
He stepped on the back.
I'll give you another one.
They shouldn't have beat his shit.
They should have.
True, he's right, he actually lost that game.
First off, when Messi stepped on that guy's leg,
yes, that should have been a yellow card.
I agree, that was a bad job by the ref.
That should have been a yellow card.
That had no effect on the game.
You think they were gonna lose to,
who was that against?
Who was that against?
It was actually a red card, by the way.
Lacey Lacey, they're not gonna lose that game that had no effects on the World Cup. That was a
Renail no, it should have been a yellow
Anyone that's that should have been a red guard is a is a fucking
Propaganda fucking puppets
Now the Egypt game you realize all of those calls were correct, right? That was the best referee game ever of all time
I even I know that medium all have this World Cup.
Does answer the question.
I believe zero.
I didn't watch all the Spain's games, but I believe zero zero.
You're right. OK.
And he's not their pen taker 2022, where Argentina won.
Messi had five up for that.
He had five pens.
He's right.
What's your point?
What's your point of saying this?
What's your point?
My point is Messi did not deserve to win the 2022 World Cup.
It should have been France. It should have been France.
He didn't even know the rest tried to help him.
It should have been France. It should have been France.
Lacey, I have a question for you.
Yeah.
Where was the 2022 World Cup?
I don't know. I don't watch it.
So you didn't watch the World Cup.
But because you're a sheep of propaganda, you're now saying that...
It was in Qatar, by the way.
You're now saying that Messi didn't deserve to win the World Cup,
but you didn't even watch the World Cup.
Yes.
What do you think what do you think you think you would be 15 to 1 that's probably why Argentina 1
Yes, they see um
So let me break your brain a little bit here now. This is like actual ball knowledge. All right first off
I love Lamingham all I love Barcelona Lamingham all in this world cup was not even I'm gonna be honest
Listen Kukareya was more impactful than Lamingham all this woke up pal Kuba see was more impactful than the minion all this work
I've Rodry was more impactful than the minion all this woke up. I love Lamingham all wait
I love Laminga Mall, but I fear my fear with Laminga Mall is
He was better when he was 16 years old because nowadays Laminga Mall has a new fucking girlfriend every week
None of these girls care about it. They just stayed in because he's the most famous kid in the world
None of these girls care about him. He's not locked into football the same way he was when he was 16 17 years old
They want not let me get them all at this world cup was not a top three player on spade
This is where you
Why is he watching okay, and it's called tick-tock ball knowledge your knowledge is all derived from tick-tock and tick-tock comments
Football is not all about who kicks the ball in the net. That's not what it's always about. Okay, that's
I'm sorry
Yes, that's not what it's always about you want to know why you want to why because
Info ball
Lameen you're all this word cup sure he might only had one goal. Okay sure
There were three defenders that had to shift over and be in front of him three back created infinite more opportunities whether it was
a pass to one of his teammates, which led to a pass,
which led to a goal, whether it's the Minya ball
jumping in the air for a ball,
which led to a penalty kick for one of his teammates.
Every time the Minya ball had the ball,
there were three people that had been worried,
where is he at?
And that creates opportunities.
That's the difference, okay?
It's not all about messy kicking the ball in a goal.
Sure, he did it in a bunch against shitty teams,
whatever, bro, whatever.
So you wanna understand,
like you don't understand a real ball knowledge, dude.
I'm gonna be honest with you.
All right, let me ask you a couple of questions.
I just went to the Sixers, bro.
We're talking about that.
Yeah.
If I ask you, what's more impressive?
A 39-year-old man who has 12 goal contributions,
or a 19-year-old kid who has one goal contribution
as super team, what would you say?
Which, who won?
That's what I'd say.
Who won?
No, that's, stop!
The problem was-
That's what I said.
No, shut the fuck up!
She's the problem of team award?
He's never gonna win this.
We go off team award.
You win Tony Cruz is better than Messi.
You didn't even know who Tony Cruz is.
No, no, no, no, no, Tony Cruz is one more UCLs than Messi.
Does that mean Tony Cruz is better than Messi?
Okay, but if that's your argument,
if your argument is talking about,
oh, who did this, the statistic, the statistic, that,
then you're honestly-
I'm on the left side.
Yes, you guys are piece of shit.
You're the sign you're reacting to.
Oh, Jixi, Jixi, here's what you're doing now.
You saying bring up statistic, bring up,
oh, he did this at this age,
You're debunking your own debate of Messi being better than Ronaldo all time.
Because you care too much about statistics.
Because now, if I'm on statistics, now it's getting into, okay, you're proving your own point wrong.
With Lionel Andres Messi, hailing from Rosario, Argentina, I don't have to look at statistics.
I can look at Lionel Messi's just absolute trophy case.
I can look at eight Malin Dors.
I can actually scrap all the trophies, scrap all the statistics.
My about a play that clicks at four at night.
Excuse that logic.
I wouldn't have no respect for the sport whatsoever.
I'm on about a play that clicks.
Watch Lionel Messi's highlights.
It can be from any year.
What is this logic?
Watch how he plays the game.
Watch interviews of footballing legends talk about Messi.
They said, this guy's an alien.
This guy's not a human being.
They said, Cristiano Ronaldo is the best of the humans.
Lionel Messi is not a human.
This guy plays football like he has eyes
in the back of his head.
No, this is real shit, bro.
You heard this in a TikTok edit, bro.
Bro, bro, bro.
Like, bro, I heard of it in my life, in my life, bro.
In my life.
I watched football my whole life since I was a little kid.
This guy's been my fucking hero since I was eight.
All right?
You started watching in the World Cup, which is cool, bro.
Respect the sport, though.
Please.
There is no one that's comparable to Messi.
I mean, Yvonne, it's a human.
Messi is not a human.
Why am I watching a real-time Tifu coming back, by the way?
Jesus Christ.
Get his dick out your mouth.
Holy fuck, talk about he's not a human.
Brother, if he's not a human, how come Argentina
only had two shots in 120 minutes in the finals?
True, true.
That's pretty fucking human.
True, bringing out team statistics again, bro.
Team statistics.
Okay, how many shots did Messi have?
Team, that still falls into team statistics.
No, that's not, he didn't, he couldn't get it done.
He couldn't get it done.
And guess who could?
LaMiglia Mall.
I got we're going to train you to everybody you know who this guy is
Yes
Yeah, they see Lacey. Yeah, what show respect to the sport
Hey, let me screen share. Um, you know who this guy is this guy right here is Terry Henry
He's one of the greatest like French players of all time one of the greatest arsenal players of all time watch with Terry on recess
YouTube Shorts Knowledge.
I bet you're busy.
No, but you know what?
The typical one way.
This guy's one of the best players of all time
talking right now.
You know, you're in training.
He gets fouled, right?
So they don't call the following.
You know, it goes, no foul, you know?
I won't say whatever.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we do.
You know what?
Next thing you know, he will go.
And I think he's like, he will.
Doesn't this guy hate Ronaldo, though?
Yo, yo, read your chat one more time, bro.
No, I'm just saying.
You're just reading your chat.
YouTube Shorts Knowledge.
It's a hate echo chamber over there.
And I'm so tired.
This is a Ronaldo hater.
And 2026.
Why in 2026 did everybody switch up on Messi?
Everyone that doubted this is fucking evil, bro.
You're an evil six.
I'll tell you why we switched up.
That's what it is, bro.
Listen to Terry Omri.
Hey, Lacey, don't listen to your chats.
And let's listen to one of the greatest footballers
of all time, from the top.
That's not Ronaldo.
Buddy.
You know the-
No, but you know what? The typical...
Oh, I'm not even like...
I don't know shit about this!
I'll be honest with you, if I was with Lord O'Hader,
of course I'm gonna say his fucking arch nemesis
is like a god basically as a game.
Like what?
Next thing you know, he will go and ask the keeper to give him the ball,
and run past everyone and score.
Then you will get the ball to try to play again,
he will take it from you by wherever you are,
and score again.
And until he gets a bit more relaxed.
Yeah.
So then you end up losing the game.
I've never seen a before.
Who cares about this?
OK, he comes with it.
Check your arms.
Check your arms.
Do you have goosebumps?
Pull up your arms.
No, I don't have goosebumps because all he did was complement
up the good player.
What is that?
He didn't say anything about human.
The fact that you called Messi a good player is disrespectful.
Yo, bro, that's disrespectful, man.
Messi's a good player right now.
Yo, yo, watch that shit.
What?
Messi's a good player right now.
If Messi was a great player, he wouldn't be in the MLS.
Messi was given one billion dollars
to play in the MLS, bro.
Do you understand that?
Yeah, he's got gifted billion dollars.
He was given a billion dollars to play in the MLS.
You're pulling up that clip.
First off, obviously his teammate's
going to talk good about him.
Second off, he's that guy who eats for an all-dote.
I'm about to lift this up.
All right.
You know what?
We don't have to watch Jerry Honorary.
Are you still in the screen chair?
I don't know what's funny, bro.
I don't know what is funny.
Hey, what?
My stupid?
Is it MLS?
You're cherry-picking right now is what you're doing.
I'm not watching 13-minute videos.
Yes, you are.
You need to be in high energy.
You're having some propaganda.
I promise.
I'm not watching 13-minute videos.
I'm doing the amazing message.
Some dude, that's Rio Fortiman.
One of the greatest centerbacks of all time.
I'm not watching 13-minute videos.
I'm not watching 13-minute videos.
I'm not watching 13-minute videos.
I'm not watching 13-minute videos.
I'm not watching 13-minute videos.
of all time. One of the greatest center-backs of all time. So, you know, they see, here's
what you're going to do. You're a victim of propaganda and I need to cleanse your brain.
This is Rio Ferdinand.
Brother, I'm not watching 13 minutes of this. I'm not a...
That's what happened most of the game when I'm chasing it.
You're a lazy, you're my chance to stop the backpump.
This is one of the most embarrassing nights of my life. And the one at Wembley. This is
in Rome where we got beat.
Wait, James, can I say something really quick?
If you're going to read a brain dead chat, no, if it's from your heart, it's from your
heart.
It's from my heart.
It is from my heart.
It is from my heart.
It's from my heart.
Okay.
So I just here's the thing.
Okay.
This what you're showing me right now.
This doesn't mean anything to me because this is.
This is a matter of legends.
So you see no, no, no, no.
No, no!
Hortonade has said that Ronaldo is better than Messi.
Hortonade has said that.
Shh, please.
All the idiots on Twitter, right?
That give their fucking two cents.
Let's do a minute and sit back
and listen to Legends of the Game.
The thing about him is that he doesn't even come near you.
So you actually, me and Vinic still
have the halfway round once a week.
Vinic Namanya Vinic, another one of the greatest
centerbacks of all time.
Later they looked at each other and just went...
You were losing like...
I'm just standing there saying, I've not even touched anyone.
I've not even got anywhere...
If you're a defender in a game, you want to get near people.
Or at least get the ball.
We didn't have the ball.
And I didn't get to put my hands on that one.
Please, please, please...
My chat's saying you left the stream and you're not watching.
My chat's saying you left the stream and you're not watching.
It's even in the co...
Oh, hello, hello, hello.
Hello hello my chapter and you left the streaming you're not watching
Saying you left no, I did not leave I'm still in a call what?
Right you're in here
Yes, I'm watching to Russell for anything like that and the problem is is when you did get close to him
He was that small and quick he was going underneath
I'm gonna be honest keep playing keep playing the best player I played against
he was just like you're playing enough so it we all kind of felt if we played
against that boss on the team without messy because what it's about what it's
about is turning off Twitter for a minute listening to legends of the game
that's what it's about brother this is like I'm not kidding you know it's
really sad I don't think Jinxie realizes how brain-dead Lacey is he'll argue
Is that Lacey Wright?
Is your bag home?
Yeah, I guess.
This dude, Lacey, is in my room.
You're not watching that shit, bro.
I'm not sitting there watching a 15...
He thinks I'm watching a video of him watching a 15-minute glaze session.
Well, he's never wearing that orange, it's better.
Please.
I'll do this.
Five.
You can eat cowhorses to water, but you can't make it drink it.
Why is it so hot in this house?
She's going to finish watching the video.
Why is it so hot in this house?
Hey, JJ.
No, it's actually in my marriage house, so.
It was around five.
First.
I'll shut Jason's door.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
I know.
It's not she after surgery
You don't need to stand it
Alright Chad, Jabba, I was here if you were here we're gonna finish this opening
Okay, let's fucking can we get the show? Hey, I'll tell me about that $20,000
All right, yeah, who was watching before we started dropping me. All right, we're back. Hey YouTube everyone say hi
Wait what
No, we won't do those today
Alrighty, I didn't know it was a whole case though. Welcome back to YouTube here Drew. Let's get in this ready
My winner doesn't know we're looking for a fucking show. Hey, I'm Tony if you know anything about baseball. We need your knowledge, bro
Aaron judge Jason. What if you're Jason way live? Oh
So by the way
Trout
Until we get like
Like what is it 1170 out of five fucking Corbin Carol who the fuck is this bro? Is this worth any money?
Please
Posted my gun man Kobe Thomas eight out of one Kiki
I don't know shit about football, bro. I don't know anything. I just started watching a World Cup. I just saw Jinxie getting mad and I thought it was fun
but
No, who the fuck is cold sitting on a covering? I don't give a fuck about this bro
I'm not kidding by the way. We don't get a minion or a shohei. I'm actually gonna never stream ever
Yeah, I don't know it's gonna be sad if we don't get anything
Oh diamond show hail Tony. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. That would be huge
That might actually be huge
Wait a diamond moment show hail Tony. Wait, see that see that see that see that see that wait wait wait wait
Wait, isn't this a case hit show?
That's a case hit.
A diamond showing? How much is that?
Isn't that a case hit? How much is that?
No, no, no, no, it's gotta be more
What is it that's $330
Okay, bro, hold on. I got an autograph coming in. I feel it
Fuck is Justin Dean
Who is Justin fucking Dean?
It doesn't say, it just says in raw condition.
Where is Jensie's crying over here?
Oh, yeah.
Is Jensie actually crying over Messi?
Well, that one, he's got to let him out of here.
There's just no way.
There's just no way he's crying over Messi.
Shout out to Mike Traucer, that's better than that.
I'm not seeing that bullshit.
Here you go, sir.
Oh, that's so cute.
That's a nice cagoloni pony.
Oh, nice. Mason Burnett. Who the fuck is this, bro?
My two Autos.
You haven't done a single good Autobug.
Who is Mason Burnett, mate?
Nickel Man Gonzalez.
You know what I mean, by the way?
If you get an auto, the next pack is an auto too.
On the same side.
Really?
Whenever you get an auto, it's the next one.
Mason Burnett out of 25.
Here you go, Brown. Make the wish pack.
Thank you, bro.
Here's the judge.
One pair of all-time air jets on.
Oh my god!
We did that too good.
I got an autograph.
You got my autographs?
Some fucking Carson Wentz.
What the fuck?
What the fuck is that?
What are you drinking?
It's getting my auto pack.
Fucking Drew.
71 out of 75?
Jacob, Mr. Baszman, I'm going to grab your autographs.
How are two Williams good?
This might be worth some, get a zoom in on that, yeah?
It might be worth a dollar or three.
Wait, they're saying this is good. They're saying this is really good.
They're saying this is a good hit.
This is the best pitcher, apparently.
How much dollar is this?
Can I get a hard top?
Oh shit, he's a brewer?
Wait, that's the best pitcher in the MLB.
Can I get a hard top?
It's not fixing it.
Paul Schemes, let me tell the boyfriend I don't give a fuck about you.
He's really good on a fly.
If you get like a good card of Paul Schemes, it ain't okay.
Chad, how good of tickets could we gotten with 20 different hands?
What a nice price, Harper, bro. There's nothing on it. I don't care about it.
I don't fucking care.
Bunch of fucking shit in these packs, bro. Bunch of shit on shit on shit.
Now the $250 card.
What?
No.
No. Why was it upside down, air and chup?
Like, oh my God.
That's back in his box.
Good one's on the floor.
You got some shit in here.
This is just sad.
This is just sad.
Alright, well, get your G's out, bro.
Now we're on to the last four, and then we have the big boys.
Your big boys actually might hit my head, by the way, no bullshitting, that might be worth it.
I guess?
None of your dogs are fucking dumb, no?
No?
No?
No, not at all.
No, not at all.
See them?
Not at all.
They're right there.
Hey, what do you open?
It's a little case.
Let me see that screw.
Oh, Vladimir Gordon Jr.
And then we have Doug, Doug, Doug.
I don't give a fuck, bro.
I don't give a fuck
Steven the fucking minus 20k's for a girl for a chat
Please
That has to be worth something three out of five's worth is Matt Chapman good though three and five has to be good
Bro, I'm not gonna lie, 3 out of 5 is always good.
I'm telling you, I had a SpongeBob card that was worth $900, so it's 3 out of 5.
He's ass.
That still should be good, bro.
He's a stud, it will pay a decent smid.
Great, bro.
Like, money.
Hey.
Isn't this $300 card?
What?
More commie?
Maybe that means this is a good pack, maybe that means this is a good box Shat, if I got a 3 out of 5 on the first pack you never know.
Diamond, Diamond, Don Larson Diamond Moments card, don't know.
Can you put it in the box that we already opened?
I think so.
Show him, Tony!
Wait, what is this, though?
Is this worth it?
What is it?
Is it number?
No!
Is this worth anything?
Is that worth anything?
Oh, Michael.
My trail, but not even numbered.
10 bucks?
I don't fucking point that.
By the way, look.
This middle should be your two signatures.
I'm not writing this down, though.
What's up, Raiden?
Yo, Lacey.
Yeah.
My bad that I'm saying you're so late,
but I wanna say happy birthday, bro.
It's not my birthday, Raiden.
What?
It's not my birthday, bro.
I should be listening to you.
My whole chat was saying it's like Lacey's date today, bro.
I was like, bro.
Oh, oh!
I got to call you earlier this morning.
I should have texted you.
No, wait a minute.
Wait, Dawn Larson out of 50 gold diamond moments?
Wait, that might be worth a lot.
Who's John Larson 50 out of 50 out of the key that's good number still
Brayden is Don Larson good
For real
Is good though. You got a good number wait four out of ten. Oh my god. It's not my birthday
Wait, whether a four out of ten bombs out of any out of like five and ten is like amazing
By the way, this should be my auto also. I think this is your last auto look. It's always in the middle
So this should be my auto also
Oh my god, bro. I'm like, how do I see him? He's very good. They're saying he's very good.
He's good. He's amazing.
Oh my god. One of one, Matt Olson signature. That's gotta be good.
I'm hearing that insane, insane boop.
One of one? Look at the top right.
Hey, you can't, I mean, holy shit, we go, my god, finally a hit, bro.
How much is this?
Finally a hit, dude!
Just one of one.
I make the mortgage.
Yeah, five mil.
And this is going for a mil!
If that's it, show hey, Otani!
Oh my god, I'm gonna suck your cock!
Dude, if you did.
Bro, a one of one?
That's nuts!
Where's my box, please?
Uh, right here.
That's a Hall of Fame auto.
Russell said text.
How much?
One side is hard and one side is soft.
Last Soul, okay. One of one Matt Olson Super Fracture sold for $2,700.
So this should be like a band or two though. I mean, I spent five bands.
Yeah, yeah.
I used to pull a one-on-one. Like, no one else is going to pull that card, right?
It's a 75th Diamond Autograph card.
It's not a Super Fracture. So it might look like two bands, maybe? Two bands?
One of one of... Look how nuts that looks.
It's insane.
Yeah, one of one is crazy.
If I grade it, it could be worth more, too.
Yeah, that's true.
Yeah, yeah.
One of one Chad's I'm a fucking W. This should be my other auto. Look. Look. This is my other auto guarantee. I'm not kidding
It's always in the middle. Is he? Oh
Jeremiah Jackson
Who the fuck is Jeremiah Jackson?
No, this is my other auto right here. This is my other auto. It's always in the middle. Yeah, it's always in the middle
Pro on God. That's a show. Hey, I would have
Look ready, this is my other auto
I'm sure it's not because it's always in the middle Jack Winkler
three out of ten Lewis Castillo who's that Castillo is good I think Castillo
is good three out of ten I think Castillo is good Castillo is good earlier
Not bad, he sucks.
Now we have our autos gone, Ron.
Now we speedrun these guys.
You speedrun the boxes.
Unless, unless there's a minion somewhere.
Where's time you get to go?
Big 24.
Big 24.
Bro, maybe we're going to open the other one, mine and King of.
We speedrun after you get the autos.
Yeah, once we get the autos, you can speedrun.
That is a super factory they're saying when you got the one on one.
Oh, here it is.
It's a mini, right?
It's a mini.
Yes, it's a mini.
I love how on the screen it runs.
Amazing.
It's like, yeah.
I mean, shall we have all the cartridges in case we miss something?
Whoa!
Why does it look like that?
Oh, what the fuck? Hunter Green?
I hopped a king and hunter for this.
What? No one wants to do that.
It's called a negative? Is it good though or no?
Oh, one on one part is max level.
Shohei Otani big ticket card.
That should be worth $3.
They're saying keep schemes. He's good. Wait, they're saying I just threw away a good car
This one is this good
It's not numbered
Who the fuck is Raphael Gevers is this worth any dollar
I'm going to leave this shohio tonic big ticket car right in the middle to give us good luck.
I'm not gonna lie, we might be able to see this.
Remember, I also have, remember, I also have my,
are you gonna be like a little bit now?
One game, one game?
I'm hosting, hosting.
I'm gonna be already pushing back for a minute.
If there's anything I can do to make this process
faster, just let me know.
I know, but I don't wanna miss something.
Imagine if you got the one or one I'd actually mad.
Yeah, I'm not scared, that would be funny.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Ronald Acuna, nothing.
You know, 19 years...
...gain for me.
They're telling me that Jinx is still on messy.
He's still watching messy eyes as we speak.
Ryan Ritter out of 99 rookies. Ryan Ritter, good chat?
There should be, Mike. There should be our signatures right here.
I think. Or it might be two more. I got two more, two more.
Nothing, bro. It's always at the end.
Okay, if you really want to make it fun, you put one to the front.
And I'm pretty sure the last two are the good ones.
I'm pretty sure.
The last two should be your hands.
I mean, it could be anything, but like, the last two usually are the best.
Of course. Good chat. I mean, it doesn't matter if they're good players.
It's not a good car.
Okay, I have a gold in the back.
Gold is gold is gold.
Is it?
Yes, gold means it's a good number.
green and a gold. Carson, Venge, Bob, Seymour, and there's no numbers. Wait, 2750. That's
my signature so this is your signature no maybe the next one
that's my next one Nick Kurtz hi is my other is my other auto this is my other
all right
who's he?
Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria
who the fuck is Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria?
shit, alright here's my auto
Freddy?
Oh my god, I'm one car away. I'm one car away. Who's my auto?
Same dude, bro. That's the same car word. Yes, I already have this card
Well, I'm not even trying to be racist. I keep seeing like the white jerseys in an Asian face and then when you flip it
It's just random dude
Oh
All right, here we go my other auto chat. Will I get lucky it's always
Cheek
Cheek man gum
Swear we bought them. It's a big deal. Oh, the blackboards are actually tough. I haven't gotten one
Show aotani again, bro. Why is he just
We're not looking for a good pool chat we're 20k people looking for a great
Four minutes per for that box
Yeah, but how much does it know when it is if he doesn't text me I
I
Wait, so what is all these because there's two boxes
Are you only spent two cans
What's your fucking G-d, Brad?
Chris Bryant out of 99.
Is Chris Bryant good, Jack?
Y'all, man, she's so fucking mad that we haven't gotten a minion or anything like that there.
It's like I'm not even trying to be funny.
Minions would be the craziest shit ever.
Is it sick in the head that I'd rather have a minion than a one out of one?
I mean, I mean, what a show.
Hey, crazy.
Yeah, but getting me a look at my school, yeah.
All right, ready?
I'm on my next one.
Holy speed run session, boys.
Yeah, much stronger.
A-B-Fuckin' pass.
I'm gonna.
I'm gonna.
Yeah, we're actually getting rinsed.
Everyone's gonna laugh at us, and we're just losing money.
We just lost money.
I think I got more.
We got a Alex Rodriguez card
I'm just gonna see a minion on God I just want to see a minion they can keep the shellhead car
Still watching
Oh
No, I know right now my filly
We're fucked. I'm saying you know we're fucked like I'm dead asses were actually fun
You know, it's so sad man, like I really thought like the one-on-one is cool, but I really purple purple purple
Oh
Owen Casey does he have a five 75 rookie guard. Oh nice absolutely nothing in these packs
Eat my ass bro scanned boxes aware
I got a blue. Let's see what it is.
135 out of 150. And then my auto, Anthony Seigler.
Someone in the chat said big auto incoming. Let's just pray to God.
This is my other auto.
This is my other auto in the box.
let's laugh it up right I'm just gonna speed around this nice south stewart I
don't know who the fuck you are south stewart I don't know who the fuck you are
I'm gonna just throw these fucking autos away who the fuck is south stewart
All right, here we go saying South Stewart's good. It's my auto by the way
Dylan Dingler is literally Dingleberry bro Francisco Lindore New York met 7 out of 75 rookie big tiki
feeling dingleberry bro DDG auto another fucking dog shit bro another
dog shit like they're just laughing at us losing bro here's the meaning no no
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, focus, focus, focus, focus, just do it, just do it, bro.
Just do it, no, do it, do it, do it.
Christian Campbell Red Sox.
I mean, I'm just like looking at my own penis at this point.
Why don't we just get Jason to sign a card and just say,
say it's so hey bro like oh nice 57 out of 75 Bobby
what the fuck is Bobby bro at least tell me that's worth like a million dollars
and living in this kind of player auto is not even in the league anymore okay
bro I got yobba's on his yobba tomato yeah let's just wrap this shit up the
Minion is hiding, bro.
No, I mean it's here.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What is that?
Ribbed cards?
What is that?
Is there a nice card here?
What the fuck is this?
Why is it in my pack?
What is this?
I don't like them to put the cards in the card.
Oh, nice.
Oh, I got a bullshit case.
It seems like we open up the other case.
thing is a one-of-one
How much of this word?
Re-sealed aware. We open up the other case or do you do the big hits?
The big hits are here. Yeah, big hits for another case. I mean if you don't have time
Do we have time to open the other case? How many packs are in a case? 10?
Are you sure?
Ten?
We have time.
Alright.
I actually don't look like a lot of people.
So are you going to do the juicers?
I say we get the big ones, Aaron.
Alright, here are the juicers.
Alright, this is for the juicers.
Let's do them.
Do you want me to open them?
Another case?
Yeah, I don't.
If you want to, fuck it.
It's a beautiful...
You'll be calling back for an hour now.
She's about to get fucking real.
Alright, Chad.
To the moment y'all been waiting for.
Here we have five break, these are called breakers, right?
This is $7,500 worth of that.
Yeah, $7,500 right here.
It's all hit cards almost.
All right, listen, if we pull the...
I'm not putting it, I know we're trolling the condom,
but this is $7,500.
I know, you better get something like one pack or one...
This is all you got.
I'm not opening this thing with one of these.
I see four bowling cards.
Okay, okay.
Hold it like this.
Hold it like this.
Okay, I'll hold it there.
20 out of here, 9.
24 out of 199.
5 out of 50, 5 out of 50, Blake.
24 out of 50, what is that Brad?
Bradley Rodriguez.
Brad? It's not even Brad, it's Brad Gray.
Bradley Rodriguez.
Jimmy Garrix.
What are these fucking cartonies?
Wait is that number?
No, it's not.
Can we take the back of it?
It's not bro, it's not.
Not nice, you'll ask four cards and just bullshit.
Alright, well that, so we want to do the math, that's minus fifteen hundred.
Just to understand.
Check this, these cards are not good.
It's not good bro.
It's a shimmer, it doesn't matter if it's a fucking shimmer.
Leave a $200 card, maybe
That's got to take some screw around saying I missed a one out of ten card
My god, what is this? What is this right here?
What is that why is there like a black surrounding
what is that what does that mean I don't know I think a black circle or a red outline 10 oh my god run
Is that actually how it is?
That's what they're saying.
Oh, this card's in the fucking mess.
How long ago do you know at all?
Can we guess?
No, we've seen this.
Oh, it is this.
Who is he?
Joey Ortiz?
Who's Joey Ortiz, 10 out of 10?
That was actually good polls.
Who's Joey Ortiz?
He's a fuck, it's not Joey Otani, bro.
Alright, here we go, hold it.
Andy Pages.
These are bullshit cards in the beginning.
Not sure.
Wait, that's Murakami.
Murakami's good.
Good why say black though. I don't understand what's black. Is that this is good? It's not number. It's nothing
It's just black. What is this one $7500? I'm not even actually a day live
Well, let's talk about shadow shadow ash. Let's think about it because the $300 is the other one. How much is this one?
What's under?
One out of ten.
Who is it?
Albert Suarez.
Fuck, let's say one out of ten.
Suarez is good.
I'm pretty sure Suarez is a good player, no?
They say hold that card.
Who has a lucky card?
Wait, is it?
Yeah, it is a lucky card.
Yeah.
It's a good card.
OK, any run?
What is it?
It's 12 out of 75.
Ozzy Alpey's.
We're getting into the honors next.
Lacey, I'm not kidding, I see them in the black outline though, which is a one-on-a-tent, I'm pretty sure.
Green is $599.
$275 is a cool number, but...
PJ, whether or not...
Oh my god, Lacey, that card's $1,500.
What card?
That black card.
Right now this isn't a rookie card!
Wait, hold on, is it the light with the rainbow?
Yeah, that's $1,500.
That's $1,500.
You got a box back.
Okay, okay, not bad not bad. You're saying JJ's good also
Ricky the year
Okay, ready
Four out of ten Nathan Church. Is he good? That could be worth something
Okay, Nathan is Nathan Church good yet JJ's good too, okay, so we've got some good cards. All right ready
How do you find that 10 out of 10 card?
No, that was kind of just luck.
Alright, I mean fucking bro.
Alright Chad, three more.
Everyone pray.
Bro, we need, like, I'm not gonna lie, we need like a 15K card.
Like you need a Shohei sign, one out of ten is something.
I need a Shohei sign.
Imagine if a minion just pops up.
Oh my god.
We don't get like one shohei. That's like a sign shohei like we don't even care
This one is bang or drum.
Are you ready?
Oh, please, bro.
Shogun, be in here.
Just do it.
Okay, I'm not even trying to be the guy with bad news.
I want to see a single color.
The first color?
The first two colors are like bull.
I think the first three are bull shit.
And the back three are bull shit.
So this should be your first hit.
Where's the number?
75.
60 out of 75.
What else?
Where is it?
Stephen Kwan.
54 out of 75.
Paul Skeens?
Wait, that might be good!
No number?
Wait, what?
How is there no number?
No number or auto?
How is there no number on this?
How is what?
How is there no number?
Put a base, say it's SP.
They're saying that's a variation.
Variation hollow, image variation.
Should we, like is that a sleeve worthy?
Who's that?
Oh shit.
Should I sleeve this?
They're saying that might be the case here.
So this is my case here.
Whoa, you're in this.
I think it's like, Peyton Tauley, not even a number, it's like, just G. Drew.
Oh, who's it?
No, it's not a number.
Is Aaron Judge, though?
Why is it not a number?
Wait, is it a number?
No, it's not.
Please, I know you're good, but like, you don't understand.
it's not number it's like they're saying sleeve toly top
exclusive toly auto where's the toly auto what I put it I don't know fuck sure
I'll sleeve it unnumbered auto bro there's really by 10,000 of these in the
world schemes cards a hundred dollars oh chat here we go the last two unless you
open the other ones after this okay guys if you're on YouTube right now smash the
button with your pinky okay if you're on Twitch right now smash the follow button
or the sub button it's absolutely free
please just give us a warning right now by the way for all this we could have gotten
400 Kaniyia combos. Just a friendly reminder. Okay, so I remember I said the first three
are kind of bullshit. So one, two, okay after this should be a hit. One 12 out of one 15.
30 out of 75
We can't show that because I might show the thing. I'm not kidding
Are you sure yes, New York best
Do to receive a chrome-legend autograph printing plates parallel
Chrome legend autographed print printing plates parallel
Juan Soto. I don't know what that means.
Sounds like some group. Say that.
It's one of one! One of one! One of one!
One of one! One of one! One of one!
Oh my God! Oh my God!
How much is that worth? How much? I don't even know.
I don't even know. How do you, how do you grade that? How much dollar?
And it's probably gonna be a 10 out of 10. They got a print take.
I would assume. Yeah, true.
Oh my God. Oh my God.
Oh my God. Be careful.
Leave it, leave it, leave it, leave it, leave it.
Honestly, put it in the top lower too.
Leave it.
Put it in the safe.
That might be a max win by then.
That might be like a lot of money, Lacey.
Like no bulls, that might be a lot of money.
You might just pay for all the jumbos.
They're saying $400.
I'm like, well, anything less than
$5,000 is anti-contacted.
Yeah, they're...
It's a one of one Juan Soto.
chrome legend autographs and I saw a
denture car you saw a peak at the top
that's all I mean these are the bullshit
cars
in 2020 for a top chrome update Juan Soto
Otto one of one sold for 79k yeah but
wait so how we spinning up
what do you guys do with your $500
this one's his pack so you can't like
It's very, very, very good.
How much is it?
Oh god, it's a Burry Williams out of a hundred.
Is he good?
Juan Soto 101.
It's a metal printing plate they're saying.
I don't know, is it?
2000, wait, I'm getting messages, hold on.
2019, okay, so 2019 Topscore Soto 101,
all of this sold for $550.
Was it like printing plate redemption card?
I don't know.
I don't know the difference.
$500?
You've seen yourself for $500?
No, you're not.
You're not.
There's actually no way.
That might be...
You're not.
You're not.
You're not.
You're not.
I'm glad I said it.
That might be...
That's...
Okay.
Alright.
It might be $500 or it might be $10.
It's not the same though.
It was a printing plate.
Oh, fuck.
I mean, though, a redemption card like surely...
What is that? A printing plate? A printing plate parallel. I don't know what a parallel is.
Printing plates are worth way less than the local cars. I could call Elvis.
It's a cool collectible but not worth a lot.
Stop, stop, stop, stop. It says it's a Ulcerer. It's got a hype inside of it.
This is the last one. This is the last pack. This is 75 for all.
Let's see my one-on-one might be more and more and it's a random blare
All right, bro, let's hope that there's a show haste. I mean no already
Price is usually range from 150 to 500 depending on the set year car condition and whether
features an autograph well it does feature an autograph I mean yes let's
probably on the higher end of 500 I won't sell it it's a one-on-one
long soda no one else in the world about me fuck it I have a 101 cobalt sound
here Blake's now this is $7500 working at well it says there's only four plates
made for an individual card black cyan magenta and yellow so I guess whenever
you redeem it I guess they give you one of those
Alright, so right after this should be a signature, bro.
Turn it up, bro!
Oh, that's black.
Stephen Kwan.
Stephen Kwan.
Someone take the knife.
I actually just lost $20,000.
We just spent $20,000 and I don't I genuinely don't like we didn't make anything back
Like 20 bands just down the train
Our profit loss mark is we actually might have made like three bands back
Not we I made like two and a half
Like you probably like four hundred bucks
Juan Soto, the 101. You can tell your kids about that, Gordon.
Oh, you kids, look at this Juan Soto 101. Not like they made it in 2019, basically the exact
same thing, just a different type of color. I opened this with my friend, Stable Vernoto.
He was also a streamer. Oh, daddy, that's cool. How much did it cost? $20,000. Oh, that
could have gone towards our college deposit. Oh, but look, it's a cool car. $400. How's
it? I've never, I'm not gonna lie. No, it's not $400. No, you want to lie to me? Because
I'm the only one who has it. It's a one-of-one. I set the market. I don't know if anybody wants to buy my one-of-one
Chrome
Autographed one Soto card. I'm selling it for 25 bands right now. I actually don't know if there's any virus
Hey, bro, I mean you got ten minutes you want to open up the
I guess I'm gonna let you know yeah if you get the fucking
If you get, uh, whatever.
Bag?
Actually, you can stay with me now, because he's about to go and dust my bag.
I have to queue, though.
But you can use our bag if you want.
You want to see that?
Yeah.
Yo, bro, it could be worse.
Chad, it could be worse.
Facts or no?
I got a question for you.
What do you call it?
We could get this bag to Doug, my lord, if you don't want to open it.
He's even in your bag.
Wait a minute.
I don't want to return it.
I don't care. Andrew, listen, I made a payment today for $8,000 on my card. It wasn't me.
Is there any way you could call the bank and charge back on it? It wasn't me. I made it.
I think my card has gotten stolen or something. Okay, thanks. Let me know.
Lucas, that's me, Ron. I just want to say that I spent about $5,200, I zelided it to one of my friends, he took my phone and zel'd himself.
I'm gonna need you on the... you got it already? Okay, got it. Thank you, Lucas.
Already, did he?
Alright, fine.
Tell the gold scenes I said hi. Alright, Lucas, I'll text you later. Bye.
Like what did I even get?
None of this is even worth going in my collection.
I quit opening cars, I'm not kidding.
Not a single minion.
Okay, do you want to try to give these back what are called Doug?
I'll have Russell talk to Doug.
What are the ones from Doug? These two boxes are here?
Yeah.
What's the difference you know? I live inside this.
I mean my best card in here was a one-of-one Matt Olson
Who the fuck is Matt Olson?
I know the Juan Soto
Yeah, bro, you got Juan Soto, bro
We should probably leave these here to tell Betsy if he was to come to me take all this
I'm not even kidding. He'll probably come like tomorrow
Drew, can you just get all the autos that are here maybe
Alright, so D, do you want me to open these or do you want me to try to get them back in the back?
I'm sending them back in the back.
But what if you show me?
I got opened them bro.
Hey, whatever we get out of this, I can just give it to you?
No, no, no, no, I'm sending them back in the back.
Imagine it's just in there.
Okay.
Unless you're splitting them.
I'll give you all of those?
Then yeah, I'm sending them back in.
I wasted 50 to 100 dollars.
bullshits
It's okay. Yes
Okay, cuz I don't think you guys understand they're saying the otani
If you win all your streams, they make like 300 bucks you can make so make any money. It's my money
I'm putting the money up. I don't think I understand
I am 20 minutes in the last six months in the last six months. I'm not kidding
I think I've opened over a hundred fifty thousand dollars worth of packs and
And the best card I got is a Wemby rookie out of five
That's worth like me. You just got a 101. Yeah, but I'm saying you can't literally make your own market
I'm not kidding my whole job is saying they're all saying
They're all saying Xinchao I'm not like he might you want to split if you want to split with me
We could open it or you could open it, but I don't think it's in there. It's it would be
1500 each
Then he gave us that free case on top
Well, she made the cover I guess he's a crime even though he makes 300 cam a month off gambling
I guess anybody wouldn't be upset if they just spent 20 bands on cards and don't pull
shit.
Like it doesn't matter how much money you make, that shit's depressing.
That shit's like, who cares?
It doesn't matter if you make fucking two million dollars a month or if you lose 20,000, you're
gonna be upset.
It doesn't matter how much money you make.
Why is he actually so mad when he makes so much?
Imagine the people who spend their hard earned money on these cards and still don't get
anything.
You can't afford them, why would you buy the conference?
Dude's probably gonna gamble and get these shoes
which sell out of reality.
Please, no, no, please.
You know what, bro?
I must send you to 1500.
You're gonna open them.
I'm doing this shit for the people at home.
All right, bro, you don't have to get the show there.
You're gonna have to get it tomorrow, though.
No bullshit, I'm not lying.
What do you mean?
Because we can't sell, I have a maxim.
Yeah, I'll get it tomorrow.
You gotta remind me though.
I'll remind you tomorrow.
I'm taking this knife.
All right, all right, you need to die, you need to die.
Come on.
Let's fucking do this, bro.
I'm not kidding, Lays.
Let's fucking do this, yeah?
See what you can do, man.
All right.
Well, what's in here before I even open this?
All right.
I'm not going to lie, though, Chad.
What is this?
JAP permission to run a 180 to make my money.
All right.
Oh my god, there's so many.
Oh my god, we might be here for like 40 minutes.
Oh my god, we might be here for 40 minutes.
I don't know what these are, bro.
at least I'll have a case after this.
Yeah, I'll be in forever.
Chad, are y'all sure you want me to open these?
I don't know if this is gonna be boring.
All right, stand behind me, buddy.
Yo, Segui, do you want like a new intro
or is this just gonna go into the video?
Lol.
Russell said, I thought wrong,
the case of Blaster was free
and he should just speed on them.
probably pull a couple out of them, nothing insane.
All right, so these are my speedrun or no?
Nothing insane.
All right, Chad, we're gonna speedrun these.
Everyone say, okay, these are like,
oh yeah, these are dog shit.
There's only four cards, her thing.
Ready?
Nothing.
So don't get mad at these, all right?
Nobody get mad at these, we're gonna go fast.
It's gonna look fucking fast.
Nothing.
Nothing.
If you miss it, bro, blame yourself.
Nothing.
They're saying this is hobby?
This is $1,500?
No one is both.
I
Already a great openness
All right, well let's slow it down then
So I'm guaranteed one auto
Nothing, I mean right I don't give a fuck. I actually don't give a fuck though. I'm not now now. I'm at no minion no auto
This was a waste of money. Why would I?
I'm in a hole now now I'm asking a hole
Oh nice Spencer took tickle my ass.
I actually ran away in this noble shit.
I was on the go.
I saw swords in a fucking ball or anything like that.
Nice James Wood.
This is not a free box in fucking A's.
It's the one that we paid for.
Lovin' ball. Nice.
Is it $300 like that?
Right?
$300.
Nice.
Finally.
Something.
Wait, so what's in the other one?
Other thing I threw away on minion 101.
Geesh.
Speaking of G-Shot, what's the score? Oh my auto Jimmy Crooks
I don't think I don't think this guy did it
Oh nice three cards in a four-card pack
Three cards in a four-card back. I did I got three cards in a four-card pack
That's the one I threw on the ground.
I'll put it on the screen.
Pulse him down, gunman.
I regret this. I'm dead ass here. This is gonna take forever.
I don't even want to do this. No bullshit. No bullshit.
Can I stop him?
I'm about to stop. Tell Lacey to get it.
Get his first box now.
Let's see how the box finishes this is the evil evil
bro evil bro leery lobster like
Lars new bar they're giving you fake players bro the fuck is Connor Griffin who has two
first names like you just pissed me off Peter Gershwin what's in the box I guess the free
We don't want the free group because the free group is probably the worst cards now. So that's last
Last.
Anthony?
I don't care for the bend pack, bend pack, I don't care, get mad, get mad, I just don't
know, I actually can't win though.
That's one out of one two three four five six seven eight nine
Wait is this the free boxes or is this the hobby chat is the hobby or the free box
Wait these are the free
Is this the free or the hobby bro
Does it say hobby?
It says TOBS Chrome 2026.
That's it.
So then what's the other one?
The other...
So Siggi, the other box is like some boof.
Just get some laughing, bro.
Let me know how many people are laughing right now.
Just laugh at me.
Just laugh at me.
I lost $1,500.
I'm not even getting it.
You're soaking all these?
I mean, brother, I'm about to be fucking freestyles.
They can get mad at me.
I don't give a fuck.
Get mad at me, chap.
Get angry, bro.
I want you to get angry.
Here, just keep the camera on this, bro.
You don't even have to keep the camera on me.
Just get ready, bro.
Look.
Let's see if there's a true cause to stuck to each other.
That Lacey bro to get his money back in blood.
Bryce Harper not signed go ahead chat. Tell me to see the $2 card
I'm not opening the other box right now, bro. I'm mad when I get mad I get angry when I get angry
Oh nice Vinnie Pasquite
Nice
One day how good is he how good is he one through ten? How good is he one through ten?
Yeah, how good is this guy how good is this guy bro? How good is this guy?
How good is he man?
I mean, you say goodbye to $50,000, man, I can use half $1,500.
I'll make sure that was my order, alright?
So now nothing.
Nothing. Who the fuck are you, bro?
You know whatever I'm evil with it, I don't just fuck.
Yeah, if Pepsi wants these cars, it's time to come now.
I'm going to go and throw you a reading, Josh.
Okay.
Why don't you go come to that?
My child.
Let's see if he's got a $1.00.
Let's Jack call again in the day.
These are frauds, packs.
These are actually like words like a tree for Thanos.
Is that?
Yeah, there's actually a toy for Thanos, I'm not even kidding.
Yeah, there's a toy for me, yeah.
Where's Seagull?
Who the fuck is that?
Is that worth dollars?
Where's eight more of this?
No.
Oh, that's eight dollar car.
I'm just going to put that right here for Betsy.
Right here.
Pocket Chat might as well keep doing this. Can I get a retweet?
Just keep running them ads. Make my money back.
As long as you're happy, I'm happy, Lease.
Alright.
Let me put them on my chat again.
Hold on, let me just do some real quick.
Slush, commercial, 180.
Hold on, let me just challenge working real quick. Just ignore me.
Just ignore me.
Just ignore me.
There we go.
Hey, if you don't got a sub, save me maybe, someone will gift you. W ads in the chat.
I'm not opening the other box right now, chat, because that one is some booth packs.
Like, at least this, we have a guaranteed signature.
Nice guy, I hear a fucking Asian rage right now.
Nothing, nothing.
Yo, who is that?
Who is that?
I hear you.
Whoever's there bro, kill me.
Yo bro, I'm going to move to the stroll.
Yo, I'll allow bro, put Lacey's engines on the screen.
Go into his chat yard and just say that I put a showhead.
Guys, tell Lisa I put a showhead.
Go to his chat and talk about the showhead.
Tell him I put a showhead.
Tell him I put a showhead, bro.
Hold on.
I'm just telling you guys to come in and say that.
The all thing that I...
This is...
You guys think I don't know that well?
I just told you guys to come in and say that.
You guys think that I don't know that well?
I've been on my best friend for three years.
You guys think I don't know him?
Smacking him.
I can see on my second one of the wrong smack of his ass.
Bro.
What do you think I did?
Alright, this is probably bruised my butt too.
That's the more to mark.
Nice, bro.
One out of 199.
99 that's pretty cool number is that worth dollars chef?
Oh he's came to my set to say Ron pulled the show hey should I do a bend pack bro?
I don't give a fuck what's the worst that's gonna happen but I get my signature in this
Yeah, bro, who is that?
Can I see my auto just I know what I'm working with so I can just realize that I wasted another
fifteen hundred dollars like can I just see it I just want to see my auto just lose bro
Oh here it is. Oh it seemed herbier to burn in as like a thousand limes now.
Who wants a myth? Myth one? I just see people spamming ads. I gotta go do this. Jack,
It's 48 49 hell
So dumb
no way myth took the win is it juge
well I'm suck a deck I'm sure about the time I get to TV stream it's gonna be
Oh my god, it's 49 49
Brother holy nerd bro, that doesn't count like God myth is such a nerve, bro. It like makes me mad
Yeah, I know we just called him said y'all may know but
this is one more like one more little farewell pack just to feel out
Oh, unless you don't want them, of course.
Well, I guess I'm gonna have to see one more autograph for the folks, for the good guys.
Do you guys smell any Japan? Japanese in here?
Do you get that? Let's just show you our time in Japan.
I don't even think I can see that in the camera.
Shove the mice into my mouth.
Oh my god, it's 49.9.
Wait, is it straight?
Is it straight check
Is it straight
Well definitely his next skill
I think it's all over the script is over
All right.
All right.
Now, we're going to start.
Let's do it.
See if we're going to...
There we go.
They last one.
How many do you think are going to make?
Two.
Two.
I'm going to do this thing.
Good.
Good.
Oh, no.
This is actually my go. I have just done all of this.
I like this. I like this. I like this. I like this.
What the fuck?
He's panicking.
I'm all in turn with this, Maxine.
Wait!
Oh my god, what is this?
Oh, he's so annoying, he's not in the space.
Oh, shoot, T-Bit!
Can I T-Bit?
What am I doing?
Ah!
He's dropping.
He's just...
The duel!
No one's gonna be back on budget!
Chop him!
Be crazy!
Chop him!
Go...
Go keep him chopped him.
Motherfucker!
He would chop you!
Chop him!
you. Stop it. Stop it. You.
What do you want? It's the last
round. Oh, this is better. You
stop. You stop. You stop.
Get away from me. I'm going to
chop him. Yes. You're going to
You stop
No, you stop
Yeah
Oh, no, oh, no, how long is it going on for four hours?
Oh
Jumping
Why is he so black?
The Nikki bro, just stop it!
Oh my god, come on back, keep on that.
Oh my god.
I don't think he's waiting to be close, I'm alive.
He doesn't wait until he gets close.
Battle of the Spads!
Here, here's what I'm doing, I'm sprint running, jumping, he's not gonna expect that, he's staying shot.
He's don't miss it, he's doing it, he's gonna do it, he's gonna do it!
Oh!
No you!
I don't fuck with teeth and come back.
This is a bad place, this is a bad place.
Bad place, misses, gonna jump.
No, bad place!
He's no clue we want.
Just run at him!
Well, and they see.
He has no clue!
What do you want?
YAAAAY!
If you fucking bastard, you're sick.
You lost a million dollars.
You're a fucking bastard.
You're a fucking bastard.
You're a fucking bastard.
You're a fucking bastard.
You're a fucking bastard.
You're a fucking bastard.
I'm trying to like a boxy right now
Oh, I threw one over, I guess.
I pulled a 101.
101 what, bro?
Bro, you pulling shit you don't even know about.
I mean, three baseball players.
Madder, Daddy.
Why is John Black?
John's not Black, bro.
So, is he enjoying his job?
Yes, I am.
Like he came and said that he wasn't enjoying his job,
and he was just focused.
I'm just making sure, bro. Damn, what means you want to be a cameraman?
Can you ask me?
Uh, nice, bro. Nice, bro.
Well, uh, let's hope no threads about you in a couple months, man.
I can never make it, everybody. Why be jee-boo?
I don't know, bro. Why be jee-s...
It's a good dude, bro.
One of the one, bro?
There's absolutely nothing in these, so...
Wait, you already got the auto?
Nope.
Here, bro.
I don't think anyone cares at this point.
Oh nice, x-ray, randy boz inka.
I don't know.
I don't know, fuck about Facebook.
I mean bro, there's a $10 million card in there.
You're easy, yeah.
Oh, it takes just rangers, hold on.
Oh
Rode Moonyas 140 out of Tuesday 5
Not take it. What's for you?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no for you
How much dollars this chat how much dollars this one at a I don't even know
Let me introduce him to my knife
Save it for Bep City?
That's true. Sure, bro.
I don't even want to open these.
What am I doing?
T-Fu 1, I saw chat.
That's what a real goat fucking does.
Can I get a retweet?
From the back and closing it up.
That's what a real fucking goat does.
There's levels to this shit, myth.
There's fucking levels to this shit.
I don't even care, bro, I don't even care, I don't care, here, I'm dead out of serious
wrath.
You guys are saying wrong box, okay, so here's what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna open the other
box just so you guys can just laugh at me that I opened it up and I can't refund it.
That's what I'm going to do. That's what I'm going to do. There, come on.
It's, you know, good on two joke boxes.
Talk the whole time.
Oh, give this to Pepsi.
Let me just do some real quick chat. You might be seeing ads.
If you see an ad, man.
You can't get a Tommy redemption out of those blasters by the way.
So...
What's the point of opening them?
So these though you can.
Ah.
Ah.
Come here.
You see the shit?
You see the shit?
Is it here?
Not my knowledge.
Come on.
Hold on, hold on.
You finished it?
You finished it?
Not my knowledge.
So that's a good thing to slow down your case in a few minutes.
No, it's kind of hard for me to see people around us right now.
That's what they wanted. They wanted a point of laugh at me losing money, right?
They wanted a point of laugh at me losing money, right?
Let's see if it works again.
Wait, so I have a question.
What should we do in here?
So is this evil box?
Maybe we can get water.
Maybe flooding.
No water.
So, so I just basically spent $1500 and there wasn't an auto in that thing.
Oh Jason took it.
Enjoy it, bro.
Nah, bro, I'm not kidding, they want to troll, right?
But, just can we look at this real quick, just look at this table check.
Just so you guys understand, just so you guys can laugh more and more and more every single
second.
You know, bro, I'll just tell you about it, so you don't have to hurt your arms.
I'm dead ass here, because there's no way people want to see me just like, open just
After Boof, after it, after fucking Boof, after Boof, after Boof, after Boof, after fucking Boof.
I'm gonna kill myself
and I'll kill myself
nice
what the fuck is this
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this?
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
I've never seen this before.
Look at this.
How much dollar? How much dollar? How much? How much is that? $120. Nice, nice.
My signature was Colby Thomas 77 out of 2.
I'm not going to give you the only thing that can make me happy right now is Deadass
Serious if I see a minion card.
If I don't see a minion card out of this chest, no troll, I'm taking him off 7 days.
I'm just saving these parts with Bepsi.
Oh, they're typing W in the chat.
That's nice.
Bepsi, can you come tonight so I can just clean this?
Because now I can't clean because I don't know what you want here.
I haven't seen Bepsi's going to get a trash bag and just put all this in his car.
These ones are all like stuff.
All right, we're running here. Come here. This is it. It's another one.
Let's get some W's down with some hearts and bandages and life is so fucking great, girl.
Get some fucking hearts and bandages and life's fucking great, bro.
And some love life, friend. And this part is like a bank or anything in the pack. Like what is it? Oh.
five cards
how is there five cards
in one pack
all of them are other four
oh this one has three
Same guy, keep getting.
Are you sure there's 99 of them, there might be a thousand.
What does the minion even look like at this point?
I'm deadass serious.
I just want to see minion spitting popcorns in my chat.
I just want to see a minion.
I'm deadass serious.
It's like a minion who best sides the player.
You know how fucking cool that would look?
Like, oh, 24 out of 99, Joelle Jose Ramirez.
Like I'm not even keen for your news I'm not here I just want to see them in and I'm dead
seriously like I know you want to see it too that's all I care right now I'm not
getting I'm not getting I'm gonna kill us all right
chat out of all these cards that we've thrown how much oh Nick Kurtz once
again bro I don't care about this guy like how he's his mom should be a shame
for putting him on this earth that name
how much money do you think all these other cards are up what would you say
Very nice
You motherfucker, I told you don't fucking scam my son out of his fucking robots
Let's see where can I get the same dude that I keep getting a signature. What do you think well now? What do you think man?
Are you sure
Yeah, no, you couldn't see me in...
Don't worry Chad, I'll tell you if I hit anything big.
Because as of right now, I mean, just look at the table.
Oh, Nick Kirk's once again.
I'm just like, is this evil? Is this like evil?
Like, I don't care, bro.
Like...
Oh!
Chase Burns, black.
No frigging auto?
Autograph?
$150.
Juan Soto!
Where's my auto?
Where's my auto?
Where's my auto?
Where's my auto?
Where's my auto? Where's my auto? Where's my auto? Where's my auto? Where's my... Oh,
another Nick Kurtz. Look, I'm not kidding. It's like, a auto. He's a P.D. Alpin. I just
don't give a fuck. I just don't give a fuck. I just don't give a fuck. Let me guess, bro.
Can I get another one?
Like, I hope these baseball players, like, just, like, enjoy this, man.
Like, if you didn't get paid by this shit...
Okay, I'll just be real here, bro.
Are we about to get a notani out of these fucking backs?
There's... I don't understand, dude.
Is that Vanos gaming?
I'm dead asses, I hope I just see my name in here.
Like I dead asses.
It's not on my screen bro, it's not on my screen.
Yep.
I'm starting to figure out methods, look at this shit.
Is it triple pack?
Nope.
Wait for it, any?
Oh, it's a quadruple pack.
Oh, it's a five-tuple pack.
Oh, it's a six-nuple pack.
Come on.
Only six nuple.
Ready?
Let's get it on here.
Let's get out of fucking hand.
Hold your pod chance right now, Chet.
No, you know what, just forget the vibes going, look at this, honey.
I call this a matter-fucking-daddy-tack.
Are you ready?
Yeah.
Come on.
See them?
You see how they're stabbing right now?
Yeah.
Drop your eyes here as well.
You alright?
Who's doing this right?
Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.
I think this is all the point reacts.
and
This is no Robin Ventura. Oh, wait, diamond matter
Someone the chances are holy meat gloves
Alright chat, last one, ready?
After this we only have one left.
So for anyone who told me to open this, do me a favor and die in a strong, fiery death.
Did you use the knife to miss him?
Oh, the knife is in the vial.
Don't even ask me to open the small ones, because it's not happening.
Alright, here we go bro. This is for a million dollars.
What the frickin do it?
The autograph we need is show hand.
Show hand? Your Tony?
The show hand is for my daughter. I need you right now though, we're a minion.
We're looking for a minion sitting in the popcorn or Jason?
Evil.
I just wanted to be bullshit. I just wanted to be anti-climactic. I hope it's Nick Kurtz,
and I hope it's a signed auto one out of a thousand. Oh, just who I thought it would be.
The same chord I just fucking pulled. Did they dupe this? He did not rewrite this signature.
Yeah, it's the same shit. Nice, bro. Nice. So now we have to pray that there's a fucking
Minion in this fucking back
All right diamond matter sandy Ku Koks
Let's enjoy these no, I hope you make some money out of this. I did us. Hope you make some money
is insane and if your eyes are on YouTube right now care yourselves in game
Okay, I can just do a no look.
Alright, I can just do some.
I'm gonna take the top no look back.
I can tell by the matter of the patience.
Alright, this is a shohail time catch sign, matter of the day, it has a breath on it.
And now, the end is near.
I think there's not a lot of them here.
Alright boys, well, they're laughing.
They're laughing at me.
Oh, you missed one.
Oh, I did?
Hold on, let me get it real quick.
Go fuck yourself.
I thought you were just gonna swipe everything off the table.
Take a more fucking word.
Alright, let me try break the news to Lacey.
Where's $1500?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, just go to Lacey's chat and spam hold.
And he can take something that happened.
Hey, brother.
Ron.
Good news.
Brother, look.
Ron.
Minions basketball comes out August 6th.
You can get a Curry Minion, a Shea Minion, Yolkich Minion, dude.
What are the good news or bad news?
The good news.
The good news is, if you know Wilbert Robinson, I got three autos of him.
Yeah, he's your favorite player.
He's your favorite player.
The bad news is, you're $1,500, you might as well just go burn it.
It's actually going to be something.
There's nothing.
There's absolutely no pieces?
Oh no, you can go with the mini ones.
There's about 800 of them.
And apparently you can't even get the show in it.
So, you know what you can do?
You enjoy your $1,500, um, right-seeing, bro.
You got this.
Ha ha!
Am I watching Genesee play Geometry Dash?
Holy Yonko.
You're not even here.
Oh, you can't get it.
I'm not going in there.
If y'all want to do it come rob our house for now chat
Damn that's a really cool collection of games. Oh, yeah, what the fuck super special my favorite whoa
So in here
You have a mega charge arch
We also have a new PSA 10 give a leaky black signed one of my biggest heavy hitters is a one-of-one
one flight reacts auto so that's a one of one that you're looking at right there
that's flight reacts yeah I know don't get too crazy you know there's some
heavy hitters in here there's some some heavy haters in here you know you got
mister you got yeah you mean you got you know yeah Patrick's mom what else we got
in here actually you might as well just show them off right like I don't want
people to go too crazy or another oh I don't even know what these are but you
You can take these for the road if you want, okay?
Are you sure?
Yep.
You know what I'm saying?
We got the first ever Crip, the SpongeBob.
You know what I'm saying?
There's some absolute garbage in here.
You know, the first ever Charizard I ever pulled, fire.
Doodle Bob signature, it's a rare one, that's pretty rare.
Yeah, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know.
What else have we got in here?
You know what I'm saying?
Here, come check these out, bro.
Okay, this one's a heavy header.
dual auto, 10 out of 25, SpongeBob Patrick, yep.
Pearl, dirty bubble, you know what I'm saying?
We have some art right here, you know what I'm saying?
Some big hitters, that's some Bob himself, you know what I'm saying?
Oh, this one's a big one, by the way.
You see how there's a cobblestone right here?
Do you see it, Liz, or no?
I see it.
One of one, little guy.
Oh, shit.
One of one cobblestone, yep.
I also got this card right here, it's a pretty nice card.
People like that card, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, so in reality, I wanted to bring you here
to let you know that so you see these box you see these box yeah this is about
forty five thousand dollars worth of cards that I bought yeah we're gonna add
we're gonna basically add to our dump yeah we're gonna add no no this 45,000
dollars I spent not not worth not worth yeah so we're just gonna add to our dump
you know we'll put our one of one here we do we got to do the hard ones nice
these will hopefully will grow up money one day I'll just put them in right here
as for these numbered ones you know what I'm saying like I'll just put them in
there and I'm never opening these ever again
what a time to be alive
That's the trash can.
All right, yep, can y'all see me?
How was the card opening chat was it good I was the card opening
Was it good yes, probably the last one for a while. I'll be honest with you guys by the way tomorrow
I am streaming, I think, yeah, I'm streaming.
I'm pretty sure I'm going to stream, but it's going to be probably PO box, I think.
I'm going to go and I'm going to see if it's PO box is for, if it's not, it might be Gidge.
It might be Gidge.
As of right now, I'm not going to all assist party.
I wasn't invited.
If you wasn't invited, I don't want to say it.
As of now, Sunday, me and Agent are doing a stream together.
So me and Agent are going to be doing an IRL stream together.
So yeah, make sure to join the Twitter com, exclamation mark com, send stuff to the PO
box, exclamation mark PO.
I will be doing a stream with Agent.
So yes, stream with Agent on Sunday.
I love you boys so much.
Thank you for all the subs today.
Thank you for all the donors.
Thank you to anyone who followed.
I swear to God, Chad,
thank y'all for everything, man, supporting shit.
But I think today we had like at 1.60K viewers.
I don't even know.
I don't know why.
I mean, chat out fucking kind for streamer diversity,
but I didn't think this, maybe we'll watch still.
It's actually fucking insane.
Absolutely insane.
And yeah, bro, like I did ask, you guys are amazing.
Thank you for anyone who followed.
any last second followers right here other than that.
It's time to go to bed.
Shout out to anyone.
Make sure y'all all go to bed, bro.
It's time to sleep and I'll see you guys tomorrow.
I don't know what time yet,
but just be ready for tomorrow.
I love you boys.
I'll see you tomorrow.
Join the Twitter, com, X-Rays, we're com.
Stands up to people on Twitter, we're P.O.
David or five, get the zap.
Put the blue in the fucking chat, man.
Y'all know how it goes.
I love you boys so much, thank y'all for being absolutely amazing, um, yeah bro, I wouldn't
be here without y'all, um, simple as that bro, simple as fucking that, and uh, yeah.
I was broken and I had to hang up
Bang, bang, bang, yeah
Just know somebody got that too, you never let it
Bang, bang, no one on my niggas shoot, they take you up the map
None of my niggas got that cameras with that strap
She see designer on my kicker, blow up, yeah
Mama hit my brother dead when you wet
Had to tie my mama, yeah, I got that ranch
And they tell my twin, yeah we got that day
If they stop, if they stop, get like that
If they don't, we not leave, get like that
If they don't, if they don't, if they don't
If they don't, if they don't, if they don't
Maybe I don't want to, this will make them go
If they leave, get out, I like to do co-