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Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
Thank you so much for this! And...
Gifted...
DUDE!
Godfucka morning to everybody in the chat. Can I get a hello? Can I get a good morning?
Oh! Julie Horst Ron with the 10 Gifted! If you're a girl,
type me! She's Louise!
Yo, what the fuck?
What?
What the fuck?
Another 10 fucking giftee?
Can we get a thank you in the chat?
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thank you, good morning everybody in the chat right now.
Yo, 29 cardics with a five giftee.
Thank you, can we get a thank you, thank you, thank you.
Johnny, David, Sabah, Owen, David, Sabah, Nazi, play with the Sabah guys.
Did y'all miss me man?
I've been going for one day.
Did y'all miss me?
to fucking do this.
Hey be honest though, is this even bad fits? Dead serious. Is this even bad fits?
Like let's talk about it. Sun set in the background. Air Force One with the Tesla Model X door up.
Hey that's a good fit. Reach me or no. That's a great A.
Honestly, this is not bad fits. This is not bad fits. This is not bad fits.
Now
Okay, this fit I'll be honest with you yellow do a hands up whatever you want us hyping the chat
I'll be honest. I took this to make me look taller than I was
I'll be the guy to say it. I'll be the guy to say it. I'll be the guy to say this was actually taken in Cherry Hill, New Jersey
Why do my shoes look 700 fucking feet long and my legs look so skinny anyways
Okay, this is some bullshit. This was just straight bullshit. I'm gonna be honest with you
straight fucking bullshit. This is on the day of my birthday. Straight bullshit.
Alright, that's not even bad fits. I'm not gonna be the guys here and say no. I ain't gonna lie,
butt on the ground, Abacrombe and Fitch jeans with the off-white Jordan ones with the blue shirt
to match the blue with a nice jacket with a beautiful jawline.
I can go live, bro, this is not even a bad fit.
Can I get a retweet?
Can I get some type of affirmation from this chat?
Hey, I'll be honest with you all, y'all can say, I need a movie, I need a movie, whatever
you want to type, bro, skinny jeans were a thing back then.
FAT!
Yo, stop making these tiktoks, by the way, this shit is actually getting annoying, man.
I got a girlfriend
I'm not clicking links listen listen hold on bro. Good morning to everybody in the chat. Can I get a hello?
Can I get a hey Ron? Can I get a we missed you? What the fuck is that? There's a unicorn emoji kitty girl shout out the ladies in the chat
If you're a lady type me
listen, I
Want to say I'm sorry. I wasn't live yesterday
Yesterday we had a core shoe. Yep. We had a core shoe
Now, you're probably wondering, Ron, what did you do after the portion?
What did you do?
Oh, nice.
My girlfriend just sent me a photo and this is exactly why I'm not going to stream anymore.
Like, oh, you fell off and it's a picture of this.
Thanks.
Thanks.
So, even if I had 500 people, I would listen, I'd be happy, okay?
Oh, she's right. Got it. He's right.
Anyways, I had a course shoot yesterday.
After the course shoot, I decided it's fucking time.
Now, everyone told me not to talk about this online, but...
As of yesterday...
Day one!
The Great Stable Locker.
Now, yesterday was my first time at the gym in about a month.
Starting now, I will go every single fucking day until my birthday.
Yo yo yo, do I gotta make a tweet?
Do I need to make a tweet?
Do I need to make a fucking tweet?
Do I need to make a fucking tweet?
Do I gotta make a fucking tweet?
You know what, this one's for the stable.
Now, I don't usually do tweets but y'all are actually convincing me
Starting today
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I will be going to the gym every single day by January
First, 2027, I will have a six pack.
If I don't, I'll give...
One person who likes this tweet.
Nah. Fuck that. This one's for me. C-January 1st. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Oh
January 1st clip this right fucking now right fucking now
This remember this January 1st. I love a fucking six pack. I love a fucking six pack
No
lies I
Put it on my chat like
I'm not kidding, this time it's personal.
Marlon yesterday at the shoot told me, yo bro, did you gain weight by any chance?
And then not to mention, I randomly, this dude Marlon also showed me a TikTok of me
AI edited and was like yo, this is your potential
That's just what I want to hear about what Mario what?
Take a screenshot right now. By summer time, I will lose this weight. Put a W if you agree, put a weak girl in a union if you think I'm not gonna lose it.
I promise you I will lose this weight.
Take a picture.
Loose side and go sleep. Okay. It begins today.
Hey, take a picture of my body.
I'm gonna look back at this on January 1st.
If I do not look anything better, I will retire.
Take a picture.
By summertime, July 1st.
We are gonna lose this week.
Take a screenshot.
By summertime, I will lose this week.
We will have three months.
We're being serious.
Take a screenshot right now.
Okay, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but,
to be fair, to be fair, this time is different.
Take a picture, right fucking down.
Fuck my words! January 1st! I will be getting a fucking six shot! Let everybody know! I'm
coming for it! Everybody! I'm fucking doing it! I'm doing it, man! I'm doing it! Lesbian
mother of ten! Go fuck yourself! Yo, I'ma lock into- Yo, this is not a real fucking
screenshot you fucking moron this is not a real screenshot also by the way um
whoever keeps making tiktoks of like me edited and saying his potential dot dot dot i saw him
with like 20k likes oh ron will be never be david laid in my chat for anyone who doesn't know
david laid is a fucking bodybuilder thanks man much appreciated um anyone who keeps making these
TikToks man you inspire me bro so I want to say thank you whoever it is in the
chat whoever it is I want to say thank you whoever it is bro a deadass want to
say thank you I'm dead ass gonna change bro I keep seeing edits in the fat on
TikTok that's what's making me lock in right now bro what the fuck is this
message in my chat yeah I'm not gonna actually let me not read that new stuff
thank you in 22 months I don't know what happened I saw a TikTok about
Something and then I saw my cat burger in a comment section with the fuzzy suit on what is going on
Aware I mean bro look at all the support on my tweet already
We don't believe you anymore shut the fuck up go do something else you made enough money nigga we
It's like
Is this could this be real like that I say it's good this be real no bullshit could this be real
Is this my fucking potential like whoa I could be so different that's the bottom with the five fucking
consecutive streams somehow spammed. Thank you. Oh
Nice cutie. That's actually so nice of you. Thank you so much
Thank you so much for posting this online. Much appreciated. Yo, I'm not kidding. I
Can't wait bro. I deadass can't wait for the streamer games by the way this fucking week coming up by the way
Literally, I promise you right now. I'm gonna fucking Karen. I can't wait. I actually can't wait
That's stable nota for the love of God if you make another post about losing weight, I would disintegrate you go fuck yourself
What else did I miss chat? Oh
Oh, Cynna is doing a sub-a-thon.
Oh my god, okay. All I need to do is be available on the 13th.
If you can do that, that would be amazing for me.
Thank fucking god! Oh my god!
I'm not gonna lie. Get rid of this girl, please.
Thank fucking god, man. Wow, that was fucking time.
Is this a sub-a-thon announcement or a fucking retirement announcement?
Because we won't be missing this.
Help! Oh my god!
Darn it!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Help!
Please, though, wait!
Help!
Help!
I don't hear anything.
Help!
The workers make trailers to do their job.
Who is that?
Finally.
It has been you.
Nice.
Yes.
And I'm actually getting my pay back.
Is that the guy who said, at least he's stable?
Rosie?
Shut up!
That little contract?
Damn it.
Rosie, are you serious?
Fucking untie me right now!
I feel bad for Rosie,
because he gotta put up with this bullshit.
I'm gonna be honest with you.
Oh my God, Rosie, bro.
Whatever she's paying me, bro,
I'll pay you just to get out of this contract, man.
Um...
Untie me!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
And where the hell are we?
I just need you.
No, I guess not.
I'll get back for things.
Please do it.
Leaves gets Canes once a week, bro.
It'll be fine.
Seriously, Rosie, we don't have time for this.
You know, we have so much to do for this thing.
Oh, yes, we do.
Rosie, do not-
Why Rosie Loki kinda fine?
Like no bullshit.
Like he's a good looking dude, bro.
Like he's a good looking dude.
Like when we think of good looking like streamers,
ex-camera man, like, but you think of like Ron and Laze,
you think of like a Max and his cameraman,
Kai and his cameraman, but like, as for Senna,
It's really just like Rosie like do not tell me you forgot what we're doing
No, I did not forget. I remember it's some dude. Oh, what do you got on your board?
Minecraft marathon with Ron
It's not happening.
Yeah, it's not happening.
Don't even think about it.
Um, steel burger.
Well, burger died because we don't have AC in our room, so he actually melted to death
while I was in Atlanta.
Um, eat like Lacey Mukbang.
Forehead reduction.
Yeah, that needs to happen.
Coach Emily, get right outside, start diet.
Pfft.
Pfft.
Pfft.
Pfft.
Pfft.
Pfft.
Pfft.
Pfft.
Pfft.
Pfft.
Pfft.
Pfft.
Pfft.
Come on.
Come on, man.
What do you gotta make a tweet to tell people this shit?
You don't gotta put this off it.
Wait, did I just?
What's that hiding at the top right over there, huh?
Pfft.
Pfft.
Pfft.
Oh my god, this actually looks so fucking good, okay, so let's break this down, right?
I'll be honest with you, I don't know what the addiction is behind this, but anytime
I go to like an Asian restaurant or something like that and I see this type of plate where
I can eat like five plates of these, like you never feel full, like I don't know what
it is, like you just never feel full.
As for like these, this is more of like the heavier side, like when you eat this, it like,
it makes it feel like you're eating and it's like too much food.
You know what I'm trying to say?
Like I don't know, like even like this, like this is, is this the one noodle, what is it
called again?
The glass noodle, is that what it's called?
I can't really tell.
Yeah, yeah, glass noodles, yeah those are pretty good.
Oh, these are pretty good, but I already know Sinna didn't do the vegetable one, fax.
She probably did the one with like, uh,
oh my God, what's the other one?
What's the other one?
What's the other one?
Oh my God, what's the other one, bro?
Yeah, the pork, yeah, shrimp, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh my God, is this a POV of the food's asshole?
What a nice show.
Focus, Rosie, this is serious.
Right, sorry, I'm so stupid.
Zalina versus Sinna. Garage match!
No, Rosie. No, it's not. You canceled that, right?
Yes. We canceled that completely. That is not happening at all.
Focus, do you remember? We're supposed to put on for the girls, bitch! Come on, you guys!
Yes, yes, bitch! You know I wouldn't forget. It is...
Oh god, they got Rosie doing that shit! Oh god.
Obviously, System 3.
Come on, how are you not remembering it?
It's like the biggest thing in my career I've ever done.
It's going to be.
That's camp.
The biggest thing she's ever done in her career is the stable Ronaldo.
If you've fallen off, if you've lost your career, most people can't ever get that back.
Usually once you fall off once, that usually doesn't happen again unless you're stable
Ronaldo.
Oh my God.
And then it's the edit.
What's the song that they use in that edit?
What is it?
Does anyone know what I'm talking about?
Y'all know that clip?
Y'all know that clip?
Hey, what's that song that they use?
That's like, it sounds like you're in heaven.
What's the song that they use in that edit?
What is it?
Does anyone know what I'm talking about?
24 hours.
Huh?
One month long.
Barra!
We are doing...
No, no, no, no.
A7!
No!
Yes!
Oh my God!
31 days. Meet you. Content. Yes! It's gonna be a thing!
Agents, I'm not kidding. I need out of this contract ASAP. I don't care what it is.
Give me the G-Shock. I don't even want the Rolex. Get me out.
30 days straight of cinema.
Yes! Stomach on! One, two, three, woo!
Missed my age. I- Twitch, let me be honest with you, we might lose people on the site in August.
I just want to keep it above y'all because new people are gonna come to the site be like what is this bullshit?
JK JK sit up. I'm ready to be on the sister's honor set synod thought whatever you need
Honestly, I'm thinking maybe because my chat has been asking for maybe me and you do a Minecraft marathon that lasts 30 days
I think the chat wants to see Minecraft for 30 days straight
And we also want to see stable Ronaldo and Sina go to the gym. They want to see them. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
What a sin I get Angel Reese to cut her hair on day 30.
F***, man!
Call her?
F***, man.
Oh my god, my recent call, I forgot I called LeBron this morning.
He's such a f***ing idiot, I almost leaked his number.
Yeah, I just saw your announcement trailer. Just want to say we are good. We don't want
you on the site for 30 days straight. I just want to be the guy. I'll be the first person
to tell you that we don't want you on the site for 30 days straight. When you took off
a month, I started, the site started to feel refreshed. I don't know if I'm the only guy
in the chat, but it started to feel, it just started to feel like we're back. Like, oh,
We're back man, like life is good and then we announced
That's so exciting because I already talked to some people and I'm gonna go ahead and get that set up in your bathroom
So we give you that my craft America during it
I really should get to hang out with my best friend while I'm in LA all that time
So I think it would be great. So being you can just hang out all the time. I think we're just gonna do time
It's gonna be awesome.
So, I can't really do a lot of the stream ideas with you
because I saw that a lot of them had to do with eating
and I just wanted to let you know
today is the Great Stable Lock-In.
I don't know if you saw my tweet, but start.
Wasn't yesterday the Great Stable Lock-In
and the day before that, the day before that,
you fucking fat piece of shit.
Go do a cane segment, stop calling me,
you're pissing me off.
All right, it's like, way to just like, I mean, this is like, what a beautiful way to
start my day, man, at 1.26pm, start my day at work with just straight positivity today.
Straight positivity today.
Oh, nice, Lace.
Thanks for this.
Good comment, bro. Very nice comment.
No, what Mario? What's next? You gonna punch me in my gut? What is it Mario? Let's hear it. Oh
Can't even load my fucking tic. Jeffrey Dahmer. No, the name's stable stable, Renoldo.
Yeah, this is bad man
We're starting to lose content on tic-tac now like people are starting to reference like shit that no one even knows
Like oh my fucking god. We've had an all-time low man. Anyways, uh
Um, Santa, congrats on your Santa-a-thon.
Um, I would say we will be watching, but I probably won't be.
I'll probably be doing something better in my life.
Um, uh, in other news, what?
Minor marathon world record, 6 minutes 39 seconds.
So this dude's sky crab actually hit this shit.
With the mind-marrying just a-
I'm not gonna lie.
I will watch this, but I'll watch it later.
Remind me, no, I'm not lying.
because today is a special day.
Today,
Stombo-Rober,
X-Ginxy,
will be playing Rainbow Six Siege Rank.
Now wait.
Tomorrow,
tomorrow,
we are going to be doing this game.
I don't know what this is.
I don't know why this game is so hyped.
A way out.
I don't know what this is.
Hey, look.
What you got?
Apparently this is like a amazing duo game or whatever.
It's like bland.
So it's all gonna be a long stream.
You guys have been asking me to play like a story game?
You know what, fine.
Yellow do a hands up.
Y'all got it.
Tomorrow I will play this.
I'll play this.
And it's gonna be me and Junko.
BAM!
My name is Joseph Farris.
Cinema, cinema.
Finally, a story game also, also this weekend,
streamer games. Let's talk about it.
There's a lot of pressure on me for being the fastest runner, whatever it might be.
Mark your calendars, everybody.
Thursday, the 30th, in two days, we will be doing the mile stream.
Last year, I ran a 15-minute mile.
Three years ago, I ran a 14-minute mile.
This year, I'm aiming for a sub four minutes.
I'm aiming for a sub four minutes.
I'm trying to cut off 10 minutes of time.
I wanna surprise you guys.
I wanna show you guys that I've been in the gym.
I wanna show you guys that I've changed for the better, bro.
I'm fucking, I want this badly, bro.
There isn't anything I want more
than just to prove people wrong, bro.
I'm gonna beat Joe Bartolozzi in a fucking race
on the Streamer Games Day.
Mark your fucking calendar.
I'm gonna be the fastest fucking person
ON THE FUCKING TRACK!
Is there another? Okay, I've seen the one where I ran four years ago.
What about the other one that I did with Adapt? Is there...
What is this thumbnail, bro?
You want to drop me off the bottom?
No.
I'm not clicking this.
Holy shit, what am I...
Brother, I look deformed.
You don't want to be fat. You don't want to be fat.
You don't want to take Lacey's title as the biggest Faze member.
You don't want that!
come on you don't want to be fat you don't want to be fat you don't want to
take Lacey's title is the biggest I'll be honest with you bro I'll be so dead
honest with you I gotta make a call I gotta call that try call daddy chatter
no check all daddy
Hey daddy, it's me, Ron.
Oh, what's going on?
Just calling you on stream real quick.
So, you know how two years ago me and you did a mile run stream?
Yeah, when it was an adventure years.
Yeah, my mile time that year was, I think it was 14 minutes and 30 seconds.
Oh, brother.
All right, that's not why I called you for opinions. I called you cuz
Well, that's where this comes into play this Thursday, I need help bro, what do you say? Do we run it back?
What
You know what I mean?
Oh.
You're going to see my mates.
Damn, you're good.
I can't be there in, uh, like spirit.
You know what I mean?
All right.
Well, I'm going to be running it, Brown.
I'm going to think about you the whole run.
What's your over-under?
Does your chat have an idea where your life is?
Um, well, every year I ran a 14 minute.
I'm going for, I told them, I said, I'm going for a sub four.
Yeah, a sub four.
four. Yes, I want to go for under four minutes.
How did you get that? No, no, there's not.
Um, well, I'm just looking at my physique change compared to last
year and the year before and I feel like I've gotten really, I look good now.
So.
I mean, the good news is you'll be able to make a really lengthy YouTube
live video run a lot of mineral ads because it's going to take you
probably I would say over 60 minutes but you'll be able to monetize the YouTube
video run a lot of ads and I know you're big up so if you get on the screen too so
you think my mile run yeah you need my mile run you're gonna take six
honestly you can even turn into a fucking podcast that's how long you will
probably be on the track for okay no got it all right I'm never calling your
number of work as it's just like what it's like what kind of support system
Let me call Marlon. Let's see if Marlon picks up. Maybe Marlon can help me. Does Marlon
even have my number anymore? Would y'all answer our phone call by stable or not?
Your call has been forwarded to voicemail. The person you're trying to reach is not
available. At the time, please record your message. When you have finished recording,
you may hang up. Hey, Marlon, it's me. Wrong. Um, just want to say I'm doing a stream this
Thursday where I'm going to run a mile on stream. And I was wondering if you would, uh,
you know, be there for me and support me, maybe help me. Um, my last year mile was 14 minutes
in 30 seconds and I'm trying to beat that this year. So, yeah. Stable out. All right.
Let me try calling my teammates now, yeah? I'm going to invite everyone. I want to create
a crowd. Hey, Katie. It's me, Ron.
I'm doing a stream this Thursday. I'm live right now wondering. I'm about to do a mile run stream. I'm wondering if you want to be there to support me.
Okay, I'm trying to think if I have an hour that can carve out.
Okay. No, no, no. So what if you don't know, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on,
because you're the third person to say this shit. No, it's not taking a mile for me to
out. Yeah. Why are you doing a mile with you? We just need a hundred meters, you know, because
I want to advance my body. Okay. I don't know if you saw, but I, I'm doing the great stable
lock in. Wow. Yeah, so by January, by January 1st, you said what? I'll push you for that.
Yeah, by by January 1st, I'm gonna have a six bag. So, okay. Well, yeah, let me know where
you're doing the myla and I will definitely come support you. You're never coming, are you?
I will be trying my best to make it for sure. I don't want like nobody to come and support you. So
of course just to make sure well I think right now I called eight people and you're the only
one who said that they'd be there okay yeah bring up your snacks in the finish line make
you're a little faster. All right. Let me make a quick call to Lacey.
Ron! Hey Lacey, it's me, Ron. I just want to let you know that this weekend I'm obviously
participating in something super athletic and I'm wondering if you want to be there for me
on the Thursday this week, I'm going to be doing the great stable marathon where I'm going to be
running one mile on stream and I wanted to know if you wanted to be there to support me.
Wait, you're running a mile?
Uh-huh, a round of track, and I just wanted everyone to be there to support me.
So, but like, do you know what you're going to be doing in your FLA? Like,
what are you doing at streamer games? What's your role?
I'm going to be doing the 100 meter dash.
I just wanted to know if you wanted to be there to support me or this Thursday.
Thursday.
I'm actually not going to be in the country.
It's like every excuse to get away from me every.
Hey Jason, it's me, Ron.
What's up, dude?
Question man, live right now. This Thursday I'm doing, I don't know if you saw the tweet, but it's the great stable lock-in.
And obviously this weekend I'm going to be, you know, running the 100 meter dash for my team.
Wondering if this Thursday, if you're free, I'm going to be doing a one mile run on stream.
I'm inviting all my friends to come there and support me.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, to support you.
Hello?
Yeah, to support me, like, to be there and, like,
support me while I do the one mile stream.
So just watch, so watch you one mile.
Yeah, I'm just gathering a big crowd to cheer me on.
Oh, no, I'm there, dawg.
Well, you might be the only one there.
Everyone has denied so far.
Yeah, no, I'm there, bro.
Just send me an ad even in time, bro.
I always support you.
Thank you, bro. Thank you. All right, that's good. This is love. This is the actual love
This is good, bro. I'm about to build the biggest crowd ever
Brothers give me a hundred yo silky. It's me Ron live right now
So I don't know if you've seen the tweet about the great stable walking where I'm gonna be getting a six pack by January 1st
I just want to let you know I'm doing a one-mile stream this Thursday and I wanted to invite
you to the marathon that I'm going to be doing and it's, you know, I'm going to invite all
my friends and family if you want to be there to support me.
You want to invite me to run one day or to watch you?
To watch me run one mile, yes, there's going to be hundreds of people there.
This Thursday
This is like disrespectful man, this is just disrespectful like I'm dead as me called Jinxie
like what is he doing right now he's so focused for what if you're ass at the
game you're gonna die in three two one dead
if you so ass like what does he even do your call has been forwarded to voicemail
the person you're trying to reach is not available at the tone please record
message. When you have finished recording, you may hang up. Hey, Jinxy, it's me, Ron. Just want to
let you know. I don't know if you saw the tweet, but the great stable lock in has started, where I'm
going to be getting a six pack by January 1st. Just want to let you know that this week I'm going to
be doing a one mile stream in LA, and I know you're going to be out here. I wanted to know if you
wanted to watch. It's going to be, it's going to be nuts. So yeah, let me know. Stable out. Who
Who else should I call and invite to my marathon is a one mile a marathon?
I would assume it's I got a marathon.
No, we call Max.
Your call has been forwarded to voicemail.
The person you're trying to reach is not available.
At the tone, please record your message.
When you have finished recording, you may hang up.
Pull up in the song to Stabe.
Oh, hey, you know that song?
Like, all right, anyways, it's me, Ron, A-Max.
I'm gonna be doing the Great Stable Lock-In,
which means I'm gonna be getting a six pack
by January 1st.
And this Thursday I'm doing a one mile marathon,
where I'm going to be streaming until I run one mile.
And I'm wondering if you wanted to pull up, show some support.
So yeah, love you, bro.
See you soon, Ron.
Paul Klicks, I'll do a couple more
and then we got to go back to my work, bro.
Guys, I got a lot of shit planned tonight.
Oh, where?
Hey, Klicks, it's me, Ron.
Just want to let you know
great stable lock-in is upon us. I'm gonna be getting a six-pack by January 1st, and I wanted to call you...
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You said this. I swear I've seen this shit between you and fucking the other fat ass a dozen of times, bro.
You tried it once with the fucking goat Zilla. Now he's doing it alone, right? You're not getting a six-pack.
I'm not gonna lie. If you're gonna call me for some dumpster like this, I'm just gonna need to call me no more, bro.
Didn't even get to invite him to my Marathon, didn't even get to invite him to my Marathon,
bro.
You know what?
It's fun.
It's fun.
We're going to put him into an edit.
Yo, Clippers, save that.
So when I get a six-pack and I just reveal it like this, he's part of that clip.
He's going to be the intro to that clip.
He's going to be the intro to that clip.
He's going to be, oh, Kimmy, what tech talk are you sending me?
I'm a boy
It's not nice to pick on the week, you know, okay, the one kind of idiot thinks on the strong
Oh
I
I love you so much that it's dripping dripping
Bro I'm trying to tell you guys no bullshit when this happens it's over for fucking everybody
No bullshit bro
I'm dead out serious.
Alright, that's uh, same guy by the way.
You see how like this couldn't even be generated?
That's how ass this was.
Like you see how this couldn't even be fucking generated?
First of all, why on earth would I ever post saying who want me with a fucking poll that
only says no?
That's number one.
Number two, bro.
Number fucking two.
What did you do to my fucking face, dick?
That is clear as day, not me, bro.
stats I mean like everyone says bro everyone in here's a bot ignore it every
single one of you are our official intelligence that are commanded to do
every command that I do every response that's given out of this chat is just
another wiring to any command that I said
Look at them go. This is beautiful.
Um, are we tuning in?
Featured with Lil O.
Um, we have something in the works now.
I'm just going to keep it a buck. We have something in the works.
We and Lil O, bro. We have something in the works.
I'm just going to keep it a B.
XM, they converted to your one.
I mean, yo, get this shit out of my fucking face.
Get this shit out of my fucking face!
Anyways, bro, the one mile stream this Thursday, y'all, I'm super excited, then we have streamer games. I'm super excited. Also, tonight, after stream, something is happening.
Just know that once after tonight you might see me live every single day that's all I'm
gonna say chat I might have to just start streaming more
yo what is this audio by the way this is what I see in all those edits of me what
is this audio bro yo get this fat fuck off my screen what is this song bro what
that song I need to know what it is bro please fairy fowl from zelda
I'm not gonna like this is the best song ever like I'm no bullshit like is this the edit song
No, is this the one when they go like like who the fuck is stable?
Renato no one knows who the fuck stable or not always we don't give a fuck about that guy
He's not the clip. He's nothing but a fucking loser
Unless you're actually him
Let me try to think of, okay, hold on.
You cannot always be the clip.
Everyone wants to be the clip.
Not everyone could be the clip, except for Stable Rino, though.
Okay, hold on.
I'm just trying to get some edits out for y'all.
I'm just trying to get some edits out for y'all.
Come on, help me out here.
Give me a quote.
Give me a quote.
guys you can't just see a random dude on the screen and just say mom also who the
fuck is that in Kansas high-stomped mail that is not stable Ronaldo um
honestly bro fuck up you count off should I add this to my soundboard
this is going on sound yep yep I feel like we need more sounds on my soundboard
facts or no also I need a fart sound yep I just need to join that I just need
to join everyone I don't give a fuck
look I'm 23 hey hey this laces bro ate this laces I'm dead as I'm dead as
That's stillness, I'm gonna fuck.
That's mine now, easy, easy.
That shit's mine now, easy.
That's customs, hey, that's mine now too.
Here we go, all right, what sound do I get rid of?
Do I get rid of this?
Yeah, I do, I'm gonna name this one Fart.
All right, easy.
Hold on, just holds.
Oops.
Does it hit?
Does it hit or not, chat?
Oh, I gotta get rid of another one.
Yeah, I'll get rid of that one.
And then this one will be...
Oh wait, I'm actually having fun streaming.
Hold on.
I'm actually having fun right now.
That's actually pretty funny.
Like POV.
I got no jokes.
I'll be honest with you.
reveal it's bad out it's bad out it's you cannot always be the clip except for
one guy if you can't order you lose your career unless you're stable
I'm not gonna watch, I still gotta take tops more.
Why do I kinda look fake sexy here?
Like no bullshit though, like I kinda look good, man.
Like I'm dead ass, I'm dead ass look good, bro.
You start going to the gym instead?
Well, it's the great state of the lock in.
So yeah, you're a part of it.
Like I'm dead ass, I look good, bro.
I'm not gonna lie, y'all can hate on me all you want,
but my potential is there.
Facts!
I can't, I'm actually so excited.
I don't even want to stream anymore.
I deadass, yo, you know what I should do?
I should take off the rest of the year
and just show up on my birthday with a six pack.
Facts, facts, like I'm dead ass.
Just to prove to you guys,
dead ass just to prove to you guys,
you have potential to look like a lesbian.
See like certain comments you know
you can keep to yourself, by the way.
I just want to be the guy to tell you that.
Just want to be the guy to tell you that.
Bringing back the beard, hot take,
The beard never actually looked good on me, y'all.
I don't know what you're talking about.
It was actually pretty nasty.
I think it was pretty nasty, bro.
It was pretty nasty. I don't care what any of y'all say.
Um...
No, it's true, bro. It's true.
For anyone thinking it was Mika running to Jason,
false alarm and it was Burger.
Bah!
Um...
I don't know what y'all are talking about.
I didn't see anything in this house.
But I did see burger running around the house with this exact fucking costume on he's I'm right. I'm right
How many girls did you pay for this video? What do I want to be when I grow up? I?
Want to be just like stable
What do I want to be when I grow up I want to be just like stable
What do I want I mean this is just getting out of hand bro like I'm trying to tell you guys know
No one wants to believe me. Hi guys. I didn't pay $5,000. Also, why are you in my chat? Go to your streamer chat
I'm gonna be honest with you guys times are changing whether y'all want to believe it whether y'all don't want to believe it times are fucking changing
I'm I'm the new I wouldn't say the new Marlin
I would say I'm the new like who's like a bodybuilder who's like a sex icon
You know what I'm saying like who who is it bro like who is a sex icon nowadays?
like bro I'm the new I'm the new I'm the new fuck that shit I'm not the new
anything I'm stable fucking Ronaldo one of one
no like I just want to see like like I'm trying to see I can get an edit you
You know what I'm saying?
That's probably gonna be mad at it's about now far.
Pah!
Anyways, what else did I miss?
Anything else that I missed that I need to see?
Good news.
Oh yeah, me and Jim G are playing away out tomorrow.
Tomorrow, Jack.
Oh, tomorrow me and stable Ron Bale, stable Ronaldo,
are playing the entire away.
How good is that game one through 10?
I heard that's like one of the greatest like story games
like duos. I heard it was actually really fucking good. Like really fucking out story
game on stream. Should be about six hours. Six hours? I have to stream for a minimum
six hours tomorrow? No way. No. How long did it take Jason and Adaptive beat it? How long
How long would it take them?
Eight hours.
Kenny, why did you just send me this?
Is this like...
How long would it take me to look like this?
Never?
Are you serious?
Who's a bodybuilder that I know you think Bradley Martin's a good person to call her now?
Who's a bodybuilder that I know I
Don't have toky's number. I don't think Bradley's gonna be like why are you calling me?
Hey Bradley, it's me Ron. I'm live right now
Question um my chat right here. Say hello guys. You know what I'm saying that they're all here
They're told me to call you how hard and realistic is it to get like this?
All right, I mean this is just evil
Nice you got everyone laughing bro. No, that's really that's really good, bro
No, no, no, no, no.
I swear to you, you're funny, bro, you're funny.
Yo, how realistic is this?
Like how long would this take me?
Your whole life?
Like, it's not unrealistic, but that person,
whoever that is,
That's me, they AI'd me, dumbass.
Yeah, but they used someone's body.
Had to be, right?
Or is that you?
Is that you and a beach somewhere?
That's me shirtless and they AI'd my body with a six.
Okay, okay, yeah, I mean this is a lot of muscle mass and it's lean
So how realist how many years would that realistically take me?
This guy's evil
Take you a few years that's like realistically
Maybe three years
Right now right now I'm like 27% body fat
Right now I'm going to the gym every single day right five times it yeah go ahead
like I see you in the gym before, you know, like how often they are on your phone, how often are you actually training? It's like
Well, Bradley, I want to transform so bad
It's hard because you have to focus so much of your energy on it and you're so much of your energies in some other direction for streaming
and content and money and all this stuff and then it should be
But like you have to dedicate a whole portion of your life to that like because it's not just training
It's like the food, the drinking water, you get enough sleep.
All these things have to be in your mind constantly.
But I know how it is.
It's a creative like you're also having to create
make content and be funny.
Yeah, but I'm not even trying to dig right.
Like you might laugh like I'm so serious.
But like, there's no way that like a certain streamers
like Marlin can look that good and stream like I can't.
I mean, there's a little bit.
So genetics are different.
And that genetics do play a role in this.
Yeah, but I look good.
I know I look good.
I have potential.
I just need to burn it off, bro.
You're more funny than you are, bro.
You're funnier than Marlon.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you.
And better looking.
You're funny.
You're really like, you genuinely are more funny.
You can't have everything, you know what I'm saying?
I've never seen you clean up.
I've never seen you clean up.
Realistically speaking, no bullshit.
Like, right now it's August.
Let's just give or take.
We're about eight months into the year.
There's four months left.
Do you think I could get not a six pack,
but maybe just like,
I could look really good by January.
The thing is, perspective-wise, yeah,
you can't look better.
Like, it will, you can't look better than you look at.
You won't look like that photo.
That photo's like serious muscle mass.
Should I just take steroids like no bullshit?
No, I will do you.
I'm 23.
No, I mean, ironically enough, that's when I started,
but my whole life was the gym.
I wasn't a streamer, I wasn't...
I'm not kidding, this picture's haunting me right now.
I'm just looking at it.
Like, you know who sent me this?
My girlfriend.
Oh, that's really tough.
I'm not gonna lie, that's like the worst impossible ever.
Like, Brad, like be honest, like no gay shit.
If you were a girl and you're in bed,
would you wanna see this when you're like?
I mean, good girl, the fact that she sent you that's crazy.
That's like, that's like a lot of worst-quality words,
I'm gonna be honest.
But you have money, you're funny,
you've got a ton of good qualities.
It's such a piece of shit.
I mean, honestly, that should matter,
honestly, like real shit, personality,
I hate to say this, but money,
all that stuff needs way more in the long run.
But, yeah, but I wanna look good,
like there's no, I don't wanna die on my deathbed
and be like, and damn, I never gave this one chance.
You shouldn't, you're way too young to not do that.
But that's what I'm saying, like I want to at least have this once in my life.
You should, you can, but you gotta refocus your energy on it entirely.
Like you have to be thinking about what's your next meal.
Was it good, was it good as your last one?
Like you have to think about all that shit all day long.
That's the frustrating part, but you have to take it serious for at least six months
to a year, like very serious.
You could absolutely do that.
You could absolutely look like that in like a year, two years, three years for sure.
I'm dead ass serious Brad like there's a big change coming man. I know I say it's a lot bro
But like I need I need a change bro. I want to prove to kids that they could do what I do, bro
I'm a bad influence. I'm gonna be honest with you. Yeah, I'm a big streamer
But like on God like off-stream combo. I'll talk about I feel like a bad influence being my weight. I'm not kidding
Like I'm dead ass looking myself and I'm like damn, bro
Yeah, it's like just wasted potential because you can't look better
But imagine if I was ripped
So is it true Brad the better looking you are the more in shape people to like you more
I had a six pack when I took your hat, would you smack me?
100% I'm gonna fuck with you dad!
Because I didn't know you at the time, not for a reason.
I know you now and I know you're like a good person.
But at the time I was like, what the fuck is kid, serious?
I don't know what the fuck he's doing.
That's why that's what happened.
I think we're about to be by the way, I think we're definitely you're gonna see your face on take I think we're in an edit now
Well, because you just said yeah, there's a lot of edits can be made now. I'm not a lie. It's over
Every joke has a little bit of truth to it
I know
I know I look bad she said it's a joke, but I know I look bad
Stop
I think that streamer, Jermak Ripples,
I'm gonna do this,
because I'm trying to like fucking,
grab fucking money from some sort of fitness brand.
Like, don't do that.
I can actually fucking do it.
Like, no tweets, no nothing, huh?
Just like making a part of your life, bro.
You can do it.
You have one enough time, bro.
I know you're straight all the time,
but you have enough time to do it.
You got money to do it,
you got whatever you need to do it.
You can eat all the good food.
You don't have to fucking order shit.
Is Kane's that bad for me?
It's not bad for you, but it's just you don't need it. It's reckless. Like you should be having someone cook your meals
Do you do you have any recommendations or something to make me meal prep? I
Can find some yeah some people who do that for a living. Yeah, all right. Well, if you could text me when I'm done
I'm gonna I'm gonna catch up because I actually really want to lock in
I'll spend however much for a why am I buying cars? Why am I buying clothes like health is wealth
Yeah, bro. You'd be sick if you made it like a part of your personality type.
I'm not so much of an admirer, I mean, damn.
Yo, Brad, I'm not, I'm no content. Like, I'm dead as is.
If I had a six bag, I'd be unstoppable. I don't care about my height.
I don't give a fuck. I would just take off my, I would take off my shirt whatever
and just say, fuck everybody.
Yeah, you'd be the man. Yeah, straight up.
All right.
You got all the other shit, bro.
All right, bro. I mean...
You can control this one, that's the cool thing.
No, I know.
All right, bro, I'm gonna text you, all right?
All right, I love you, bro, I'll talk to you.
All right, love you too, man, peace.
Lying your back with your knees bent and feet on the floor.
Bring your arms to your chest and bend your elbows.
Imagine your arms being in a boxing position.
Now lift your upper body off the floor.
I'll do this tomorrow.
I'll start tomorrow.
come to a V-Symposite.
Oh, that's way too hard, but I do this, I feel like I'm letting out forks every time,
so I have to stop doing it.
Like, every time I go to the gym, if I did this, if I raised my legs above my, like,
pelvis area, like, where my wiener is, like, I would let out gas out of my asshole, bruh.
Why on your back with your legs extended?
Oh no, this is the one where shit comes out.
If you know you know.
When you do this exercise, actual liquid shit sometimes splurges out of your ass.
Also, do NOT sit on it.
Why on your back with your legs extended and arms at your sides?
Lift your legs and bring them towards your body, bending the knees to a 90 degree angle.
Lift your pelvis off the ground and extend your knees, raising them toward the ceiling.
What is a BP edit by the way?
Help us and bring your legs back to the starting position. Why don't those can VP edit?
Black pill jee-ch. Oh
My mom said going on a run right now in the treadmill watching you. I love you
Nice
Looks like I just found out that my car has been in the shop for about three weeks and
absolutely nothing has gotten done to it.
I'm not gonna lie, like for a segment today, should we just go to the shop and just see
what's happening? I might just take it back. Apparently it's dissembled right now. It's like
I'm literally about to go just pick it up broken like do I take it back okay like
off-topic because I mean that's what I'm streaming obviously like no one cares
but like some people care like I was supposed to get my car a custom color
etc and right now it's just factory color like it took off the pink rabbit it's
black should I just take it back black like I'm dead ass serious like at this
point like I don't even want to wait for this custom color like I'm dead ass
don't even care. Like it'd be my factory color.
Yeah you know what? Hold on.
I'm not gonna expose this guy because he's nice. It's the shop it's us.
Blacked out like a mullin, my phone keeps havin' a tundrum.
And then by the time the matter datter, and you feel like falling down, I'll carry you on.
Oh nice, he didn't pick up.
I'm gonna say call me in six hours. I'm streaming at the moment
Text you soon
Over or under when I get my car back check that it's gonna be missing
Five things probably like 42 screws my exhaust is gonna be gone
My headers is gonna be gone. It's gonna be factory. I'm gonna miss like 14 pieces of car bed
What else man?
What else? What is this? Something is off about this guy
Not again
Don't do this shit man. Don't do it
Anyways, I'm gonna be playing R6 soon with Junko. Is he like I heard that he was like rage quitting
Is he like asset seizure? No, he said that he's gonna carry me like oh like one through ten. How good is he?
Like I heard that he's like wash that's popping in the game
I'm gonna be good. I'm gonna team kill you. I'm not even getting
I know I'm trying to pump me please God
Activating camera.
Yo, vanilla.
Yo, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
I'm gonna team kill this guy.
We're in a ranked match!
We're in 5th!
What rank is Jinxly, well?
What rank is Jinxly?
He's Emerald?
Wait, so he's ass now, no?
Activating camera.
That's like the same skill level as Sinna!
What the fuck does he even do?
It's totally reaction time!
This is exactly why you don't do co-
Oh shit, I don't know.
3, 2, 1, oh shit!
Hello?
I think he horrible team number 3, cool.
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Alcohol time, the greatest of all time.
Wait hold on, am I going to be putting an edit?
I'm just so aware like oh my god I'm so aware god I'm so good holy mother of god
like I'm way too good at this game it's it's it's nothing fair it's literally
It's not fair!
It's not fair!
It is not fair!
It's not f***ing fair!
It is not fair!
It is not fair!
It is not f***ing fair!
It is not fair!
How does Jinksy stream for
572 days straight
and he still has not lost his voice?
That is my question.
How the f***
what is the technique to not lose-
the rap company. Chad, do I take it back black? Yes or no? Oh my God, I can't. I don't want
to put him on speaker. Hold on. Oh wait. Hold on. Do I just take it back? Hey. Yeah, I'm
sure not. You're not on speaker, but I think if it's going to take another little bit,
But I think I might just take it back black.
Excited to be put together for another week.
So they're looking at roughly,
probably like what August at this point like eight or August 7th
if I made it, if I told them to put it back to the stop color or whatever it might be, how long will that take?
oh they took off my pbf2 didn't they
Oh man.
I don't even know if I care like I don't know if I could wait another week and I'm gonna be honest with you
There's a chance that it's going to be done on the 7th.
I don't even believe it.
Let me look up what my car looked like when it was black.
Let me just
I'm trying to look up factory black. Do you remember what color it is? I mean this looks good factory black
That's the things I wanted it for Monterey and I wanted to be some swaggy shit
I mean, I, I, I'm, okay. So if I take it back, or if I don't take it back, if I let them put the color on, let's say, when the time's done when I want to take it off, how hard is that process?
Yeah.
All right. I mean, I guess I'll wait, but yeah.
All right.
All right.
Okay.
It's going to have the decals on the side and everything.
Okay.
Alright.
Peace.
Night of kidding chat.
I've given my car in on the 14th, it's been two weeks, it was supposed to be done a week
and a half ago.
It was only supposed to be like a couple days, like five days, actually it was before the
14th.
I mean listen man, I get it, they're taking the car park center, they're doing like some
crazy like one-on-one type of thing because it isn't one-on-one they built they made a color for me
it's like a whole paint like they're gonna repaint it it's gonna look fucking nuts
the only problem is it's like is it jeech am i gonna see my car back or no
am i about to see 15 000 miles added to my car lol
bro i don't know i mean i'm not tripping because the color that we're doing is really fucking nuts
It's like a color shifting color. I saw your car at skid row. Okay, but I'll be honest with you
Like I'm just I hate when anyone else like obviously
No one has talked about like a car
But like when anyone borrows anything of yours when they do something with it
It could be a dollar it could be five dollars ten dollars
Even if they're borrowing a fucking like we game or an Xbox game
You know I'm talking about or someone borrows like your control like I don't know what it is bro
But like it just stresses you out. You know what I'm talking about like obviously this is different because it's a car
and they're like redoing it all but like
Bro, it's like I don't know. I'm just ranting on street for no reason, but like I
Don't know. Um, is anyone here going to moderate car week? Does anyone even know what that is or no?
I'm gonna be going to moderate car week with my Porsche. So it should be pretty cool
So I don't know if anyone's here, but it should be really nice. Hold on. I got to chew this off-chat anyone said it
oh my god bro my pinky toe is like actually it's done I don't know about y'all but like
it is actually just done like I'm dead serious like it's like broken I don't know how to
describe it but it's just genuinely fucking broken like it tastes like metal like it hurts
my tooth when I chew that off like it felt like I was chewing on metal I'm dead serious
Like I don't know how to describe it. I don't know. Do you guys like my old color? Like look stumble
roberto gt3rs like my old color was low key kind of nice
Wait, that's us I will tell you know the pink was a little zesty, but I'm glad I did it
Like this color was low key fucking sexy, bro, bro. Why did it look so much skinnier back then?
Now that I think about it, this is what the g-
Why did I look so much skinnier back then?
ET3 sounded like-
No, but you guys were calling me fat around this era too.
This is what it looked like before.
Oh, is he gonna blow it?
It looks kinda nice and black, to be honest with you.
and then at night time look at this shit
like look how I know I thought brother look you like
Oh, hey.
Oh.
Hell noise pollution.
Go fuck yourself.
She got the Michelin grip when I fuck her.
Oh my God.
That was a lie, baby.
And then the kids cry in the comments, dude, don't red line that car.
Go fuck yourself.
I can do whatever I want.
I'm stable fucking Ronaldo.
Damn, I haven't uploaded on this channel in literally two months.
Am I a fucking burger?
What the fuck?
What the fuck? I haven't uploaded on this channel in fucking two months.
Gitch. Gitch. Gitch.
This was definitely one of my favorite colors though. No troll. The green is a
nice color. It's a nice color, bro. It's a nice color.
Wait, what time is 5 30 Eastern to stable Renoto time?
Reminded from a challenge currently arrives tweak.
Oh.
In eight minutes.
Oh, okay, so Jinxie's late, we all spam late once he's done.
Oh, shit, I gotta see if I have...
I gotta see if I have this shit installed.
Ron leaked the new SVJ.
What?
Well, if I had an SVJ, y'all wouldn't even know.
Y'all wouldn't even fucking know.
I wouldn't even know.
You really think I would be a fucking streamer with that much of a fucking car and it's sitting at the fucking core house?
Keckler fucking Keckler
Also, I'm not buying a new car until I get a six pack. I'm trying to load up my steam right now
So never got it
Okay, I have to update my fucking game. It might lag. Yo, if I start Fing Outlaw switch my screen, okay?
Hold on hold on
It might be quick it might be correct might be correct it might be correct it might be correct or my
What do you mean
Please, whoa.
You need it right now?
Yeah, I need it right now.
I can have Drew grab it for you.
Yeah.
Alright, how did Drew come out and grab it?
Alright, thanks, whoa.
All right, thanks, move.
What happened?
Oh, nothing.
I'm getting flamed right now, Ron.
For what?
They're making my entire thread is just
them making fun of my outfits.
Oh, it is.
I want to do this this morning.
So I think I'm going to change their style.
Yeah, I'm going to start being me,
because people are already making fun of my outfit.
No, is it?
No, can you be honest with me?
Is this really a bad outfit right here?
Is this really a bad outfit?
Oversize equals swag.
Piggy got that fake Rick Owens wannabe shorts.
Threw on a hoodie, don't even know the meaning of it,
cause it looked oversized.
Random ass fit, another miss.
You're on a streak.
Standing there like shits up your ass, Sonyan.
Is this really that bad of a fit?
I mean, you're wearing a sock with yellow.
One of them, one of them doesn't.
This is a chill at home kind of swagger.
I mean, I don't mind, I don't mind it.
See, it's not even bad.
But your pants are like touching the ends of your sock.
Asking stable Ronaldo about style.
I have some of the best out on this site, on this Twitch site.
They think that we can't trust.
Okay, so let's do it, bro.
Let's do, I can't do tomorrow.
Let's do it before my mile.
Well, you want to go to like a store and get it off of Dupitz?
Yeah, I'm down.
Well, Friday.
I'll stream Friday.
I was going to take off Friday.
I'll stream Friday.
I don't care.
Let's do it, bro.
Because I have an actual slag.
Also, I didn't know if to sell my tweet.
I wanted to invite you into something I'm doing.
Starting today, 7, 28, 20, 26, I'll be going to the gym every single day.
By January 1st, 2027, I will have a six pack.
If I don't, I'll give one person who likes this tweet.
Nah, fuck that.
This one's for me.
See you January 1st.
Whirrah.
Whirrah.
Whirrah.
Whirrah.
Whirrah.
What'd you think about that?
That's swag, no?
That's fucking swag, no?
That's...
No.
I see for a good thing, I genuinely would.
But I can't.
I can't.
I have surgery.
I'm not gonna be able to work.
I'm not gonna be able to work.
I'm not gonna be able to work for three years.
I know.
I'm going to be, I'm going to be, wait, oh, thank you sir.
What is, what is this?
What are you doing?
No, I got, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here,
it's, I got you, I think it's, it goes like,
I think it's tight.
Hey, why is it tight?
I don't know.
Wait, so why are you doing this?
I'm just changing my spike a little bit.
You think you're going to end up on Twitter?
So yeah.
For what?
I mean, I don't really care.
I hit it on Twitter for anything nowadays, so.
Oh, what do you get hit on right now?
For saying that Max bought a water mount two and a half years ago.
Wait, what did I miss?
Oh, I don't know.
What happened, Drew, can you explain?
I don't really know who's talking about you there.
Give me one second here.
I think I'll put it in.
I'm gonna end up on it too, because I don't know.
No, I don't think that's how it goes, Ron.
I don't know how to do it, so if you get it to me that way.
I'm getting out of this clip. Listen, bro.
I wish you the best of luck with your alpha choice.
I gotta go to work, and yeah.
No.
I need a movie! I need a movie!
I need a movie!
Why am I upside down outlaw? Why am I upside down? Why am I upside down?
All right, late. He's gonna be late. Wait. Hold. What time is it? 228? Hold. Ron is
Gooning, Jay Shah crime, wait one minute, ready?
Hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, alright, everything's about the kitchen
sink strap.
Hold, hold, I mean bro how much utility are they gonna put on this patch?
old old should have did two at a time
only missed thank god
yo are we glitched? why is my time not moving?
It's the longest minute ever!
God damn! How long is this minute?
My message is being checked.
Why are you guys saying late in my ch-
Hello?
I
Wrong check guys
I actually think Jinxie, like, I'm not even trying to be rude.
I actually think he's not, like, he's gonna have at least eight years, ten years taken
off his life like minimum like there's no chance at all that there's not ten years of
your life taken off for how much he yells honestly after seeing jinxing get rage made
by lacy for like an hour and a half but i think at this point bro i just try to rage
I'm going to teach you beat him like the whole time today, you're one in five, you're one
in five.
Who just tied me out?
Yo cutie, I'm inviting you to my mile run this Thursday.
Bring your friends, bring your family.
Your accountability.
Bring me to be accountable.
Bring everything.
Yeah.
What do you want me to be accountable for?
What do you want me to be accountable for?
All right, yeah, bro, you think people try to eat this tweet like nah, bro
What is this?
Why I'm not getting foosie low key needs to come back to swimming no bullshit
Who's the dead ass is hilarious?
guys around stable or not oh can you
please watch burger as nyan cat what
is it pronounced classic
Guys be nice man, it's just someone probably had fun making this man, let's spread positivity.
It costs nothing, oh that's cute, it costs nothing to be nice to people.
It's not about vlogs, it's about how you walk.
It costs nothing to hate till.
Ba-ra-ra, ba-ra-ra.
Anyways, um, anyways.
Ew, oh my god.
What did I miss in the last day?
Is there anything important I need to see before
we get onto Rainbow Successions with Junko Bones?
No.
What?
What is this?
I
Love too much time on there
What is going on bro play give me give me something reactive yo 15 minutes ago
How the fuck does wigs work bro?
Like that looks like it's natural hair bro.
Shout out Max man.
I'll be listening.
I actually had a great idea.
I'm crying bro thought he had a friend
So sports is on our uh
On our calendar of course
How bout you two wrestle for a penny
I'm not gonna lie gang we're not your little aches
Get the fuck out of here
Beat it nigga
Fuck
Talking bout wrestling for a penny
No fuck
Hey black boys come here
Fuck out of here
Fuck as you see
Open the comment
Nah you can't be doing that
Yeah play with his nose
Nah you might die
I'm fucking into the fuck
What the fuck is that yo what's your name
I didn't make it, you look crazy over a shit pool.
So sports is on our...
Shits in case on set it to everyone in the house,
even set it to me to do shit for a pin.
Or on our calendar of course.
Yeah.
How about you two wrestle for a pin?
I'm not gonna lie, gang.
We're not...
Maritwari, hey Ron,
why don't we lie to the core group of silks
that I'm not valid?
Bro, you're valid whenever you want,
Marit, you can do whatever the fuck you want here, bro.
Bring fireworks, bring suburb baby,
bring everything, bro.
Not your little apes.
Get the fuck out of here.
Beat it, nigga.
Holy shit.
Fuck, talking about wrestling for a pain.
Yo.
Geez, man.
That's going viral again, wow.
Wow.
While I'm saying react to the yo-nose clip, what happened?
What happened to yo-nose?
But,
what happened?
Bro, I saw a TikTok.
I don't know, I don't even wanna give it attention,
anyone see that tiktok about me and yana bro this like random nuts girl like
made a tip to know I don't know if one of my mods can link me bro one of these
like yana fans I guess she's like a nut job she made a tiktok saying that I was
gonna kill yana and it got like bro got like 50,000 views 70,000 views or
something like that and every single comment is supporting me that they're
Like are you fucking what it's like it's gotta be like a kid bro. It's the most weird shit ever, bro
They don't have the so what am I mods has it bro. It's so fucking weird
Jinx he's waiting tell him I'm gonna be two minutes. I gotta react to this real quick
We have it on my discord brutal what?
Why are you sending me this, bro?
He's ready?
I'm looking at my discord, he's not calling me.
None of my mods are sending me shit.
L mods in the chat.
I'm waiting.
What happened to Yo Nozoh and the scooter?
the last case I'll reply
who the fuck is stable Ronaldo no one knows who the fuck stable Ronaldo is
don't give a fuck about that guy he's not the clip he's nothing but a fucking
loser
unless you're actually
Oh, it's got 19 likes, I'm not watching this, it's got 19 likes, we will not be watching
this.
Facts.
Facts.
Ah, you can send me that when it starts to come up again.
Guys, GC didn't call me on Discord, stop spamming Elrond and maybe fucking, like, my
mods aren't just dead and genuinely can't send me shit bro, Gege.
I know it's my birthday soon you know what I want for my birthday
James Charles dick
Like why are you sending me that bro?
Yo is JC gonna call me?
Hello!
Yo I'm waiting!
Ron's waiting!
How much better
Oh yeah look anyone else feel like stable roto's planning to kill her soon
Thank God that I have comments like saying that this person who made this is an idiot
This has like 70,000 views on tiktok with 400 likes
Yeah, I don't know like some people are nuts man like that. That's here. Some people are fucking nuts. It's it's like
Like like what the fuck am I gonna do? Look at this shit, man
I can see what this fucking says you idiots. I'm not clicking this
God damn
Fucking jeez the wheeze
Am I good to go yes
Oh my god!
Yana break! Break!
Oh my god! Yana!
Oh my god!
Yana! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!
Are you okay?
No!
Are you okay with the camera?
No, I'm fine!
I'm gonna move this!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
yo how are you? am I good to go? yes. am I good to go? look at this little ass kid on this scooter
she's going like five miles per hour
hey watch your jet man hey watch your jet hey watch your jet
Great
Yeah, I know
I'm just a girl
Hopefully she's okay. Shut up. Yeah. No yo, it's me
Ron are you ready? I'm gonna send you a friend request right now
What do you mean?
I'm gonna send you a friend request on Siege. I have to get on a new account. So you're gonna be smurfing
Well, it's either that or we jerk off and casual because Siege and momentum in a system called rank disparity
So I physically can't do with you more elsewhere for the chat
Bruce just take what I can play
Have to get it off. I have to do something wait. You're only playing with me for two hours. I text you do this
literally three hours ago no no no I'm literally texting this three hours ago I
thought I have to get off at eight so now you're gonna leave me can we get an
out friend in the chat too yeah I mean come on come on throw me a friggin bone
here bro yo next thing about do you think I'll get a six pack or no I got
people wanting to bet on me the Bruce Texas yo I saw you bro you think I
could get a six pack for Bruce he's cheating no he looks he has a body I
I don't know, Bruce is definitely in better shape than you, bro.
If you want me to be honest.
Listen, man, I think I could get a six pad.
Bruce is definitely in better shape than you.
Let me be, let me be honest, bro.
Run, I saw you were in the gym this week.
Yup.
Um, I've seen that for like, uh, what, the past like five days.
Oh, by the way, if you're wondering if I'm getting on the game, yeah, I'm just
going to load up.
It takes about 14 minutes.
So just give me a minute.
Oh no, all good, man.
That's rainbow six siege.
Classic.
Yeah.
Classic.
Um, but yeah, bro, run.
I for real think you'll get a six-pack this year.
You actually mean that.
No bullshit.
Bro, Ron, I would never lie to you.
Oh, I get on the game after it takes 10 minutes.
It says restart now.
Got it.
Let's go again.
Let's do one more.
Ron, I would never lie to you.
My boy, you're getting a six-pack 2026.
You actually think that.
Bro, I'm being dead serious.
You're getting a six-pack, bro.
I really do think I can and the only reason I think I can this year is because every other
year, can I just be honest with you or no?
Every other year I'm strolling.
No, you stop doing this!
Well Ron, just get the six pack, bro.
I don't want to hear about it.
Yo, I don't want to hear about it.
My chat doesn't want to hear about it.
Your chat doesn't want to hear about it.
Your girlfriend doesn't want to hear about it.
Ron, just get the six pack.
Twitter doesn't want to hear about it.
Go and get it!
Yeah, like, the more you talk about it, the less believable it is, bro.
Real shit. Real shit.
But imagine, it's January fucking first.
Oh my god.
New Year's, the ball drops.
Stable or not, it goes live, and it says the big reveal, dot, dot, dot.
Everyone joins, and all you see when you join is just...
Stable or not, all you see is a six-pack.
Yeah, and then a f***ing flies.
Yo bro, Ron, listen man, you're a great gamer, you're a great streamer, you're a great IRL
streamer, you're a great guy Ron, you are not a bodybuilder.
Man god damn, yo this guy's just bodybuilder.
You're not a bodybuilder.
Bro Ron, you're good at some things, you're bad at others bro, you're good at fortnite,
you're good at streaming, you're good at eating.
I'M THE FUCKING CLAP!
These things do not coincide, bro.
Like, run, you can't...
You can't be like...
You can't have a six pack Andy in and out in Canes every day, bro.
That's not how life works.
I saw you doing a crumble cookie and Canes mukbang.
That literally three days ago.
You're literally gonna be putting the Black Pill at it right now, right?
Well, January 1st.
No, Clippers, Clippers, Clippers, Clippers.
Yo, you know you're going to, like, streamer games, bro.
And I just got a haircut.
You're gonna be in a black pill in like three days.
Does he know?
Bro, does he know?
Also, by the way, I'm formally inviting you.
There's gonna be a big watch party for this.
It's about, I think about a couple hundred people
are gonna be here.
Marker calendars, July 30th.
We're doing the great stable Renoto watch party mile run.
So I'm gonna be running one mile on stream
and I'm gonna try to beat my time of 14 minutes and 32 seconds
and I'm inviting you to be there with me.
I'm not gonna go. I'll probably watch on stream. You should do a thing where if you get over the time you do a punishment
There's zero chance bro. I'm more athletic now
I'm gonna be honest man 14 minutes is that shit is sorry, bro. Like I'm gonna that shit. Sorry
Okay, so what's what's a good mile time? Everyone always says this shit and and then and then will outrun me
That's the that's the craziest part if people want to say this shit
but nobody wants to actually race me.
Nobody wants to race me.
Nobody wants to go to the gym with me.
Nothing.
Jeezy, what's your mile time?
My chat's gonna laugh.
My chat's gonna say, Cap, when I was in fifth grade,
we did this thing in school called the
5th, Sydencio Portofavor.
We did this thing called a fun run in fifth grade.
My chat's gonna say I'm lying.
I got second place out of like 200 kids
and I ran a six minute, 36 second mile.
I would have got first place,
but one of my friends named Travis stepped on my shoe.
Woeva, I'm not trolling.
So you're talking about something
that was a son of a fifth grade.
How old are you right now?
20, I'm gonna be honest, saying I'm 24 is a lie.
I'm gonna be 25 in two months.
Yeah, 25.
God damn, you're gonna be a quarter to a fucking hundred.
Your time's up.
I'm dead ass serious.
Your time's up.
Your time's up.
I'm not that old, bro.
Ron, how old are you, bro?
I'm 23, 10 years old.
Hey, stop throwing in the team, bro.
Oh my god, you're in the lobby.
Yes!
Okay, I'm actually excited.
You have never played, right?
Before we start, what is your actual mile time now?
I'm gonna be honest, I haven't tracked a mile time
since I was in high school.
So the last thing I can go off of is in high school.
And in our high school varsity team,
If you ran over a 10 minute mile,
it didn't matter how good you were, you got cut.
Your mile had to be under 10 minutes,
so it was like eight something.
I'm asking you now, what is your mile time today?
I haven't tracked it, so it's probably
six to 10 minutes, eight to 10 minutes,
somewhere in there, eight to 10 minutes,
probably nine to 10 minutes.
How do I check my-
Actually, probably less, probably less.
I'm unripe.
We got a problem all squad members need to complete the conditions to play ranked high-bives is this my shit or wrong shit
It says win zero out of one matches in a PvP playlist
We have to play casual first have to play one game
Wait, wait, it's run. I need to play one game a quick match. They said yep. Okay. It's you. It's you
I got one game by myself. No, we could play we could play we could play a quick match and be quick
It'll be quick. It'll be quick and it is a good warm-up for rank to be fair. Wait Jack
Could we do a quick match or TDM quick match or TDM?
You have to win! You have to win!
Oh, don't worry bro. We're gonna win.
Bro, no, but you're bad at the game.
Okay, see I knew you were gonna do this.
No, I-
Ron! If we're on the top! This isn't Fortnite, bro. This is my domain. I'm a top tier player.
Don't throw my shit.
You're a top tier player with stomping. I'm gonna be honest with you,
You and top tier in the same sense is like stable Renato with six pack in the same sense.
It's just unrealistic brother.
It's just unrealistic.
I'll be honest with you.
Ron, I'm just going to keep it in the buck.
Do you know who Anthony Edwards is?
The NBA phenom.
Is that the guy who just joined the 76ers?
Nope.
That's LeBron James.
Ron, Anthony Edwards literally told Barack Obama to his face.
Yes.
Barack Obama.
I'm the truth.
That's me when it comes to Rainbow Six Siege.
No you don't.
Yes, he did. Anthony Edwards told Barack Obama to his face. I'm the truth. That's me on seat.
Can you also tell Barack Obama that his wife ruined my lunch back in middle school?
It used to be chocolate, pizza, used to be gushers, used to be Doritos.
He's right.
Y'all remember the Got Milk thing? Like the Got Milk Initiative where they started giving you like low fat milks in school?
God man. Oh brother. Yeah, I'm gonna be honest fifth grade was like the most nerfed lunch ever
Well, okay, well guess what he told Barack Obama that you're the truth
You won't even believe
What?
Yeah, that's what we believe.
So, LeBroni's birthday, um, LeBron, I was at it, LeBron was dead ass there, and we had
a quick conversation about it.
I was like, sorry, seconds, wasn't anything crazy.
You spoke to LeBron James.
Well, it wasn't really much speech, it was like more like we had a conversation, right?
Um,
Rod, right hand on the Bible!
You had a conversation with LeBron James.
Yes.
But it was only two seconds.
It was more like a hello
But I mean you know I mean it's it's more than nothing
But within those two seconds that we were talking the one thing that he said was
Yo, bro. I watched your
So run win
This is awkward wait you attack her invulability. No wait what rank do I
What?
What, bro?
You can't spawnpeek in Casual?
What?
Wait, what's your name on this game?
Attacker Invulability.
What's your name on this game?
Run, run, run.
They took spawnpeeking out of Casual.
Shut the fuck up, you piece of shit.
Ron, I'm watching you.
I bet.
Ron, you have the phase logo on your card?
You might want to take that off I can show you how to do it. Oh, man
Bad rain. No, Jinxie. Jinxie. Jinxie. I need you, but I'm just gonna be honest
You might want to take that off. Jinxie. Jinxie. I'm stuck with this skin for the rest of my life, bro
It's part of my contract. Jill. Jill. Jill. Jill. Jill. Jill.
Okay
So run. Oh good name good name. What is this? Wait wait. Yo, it's gonna win. You know I have to win a game to get into ranked, right?
Okay, so let me explain to you what just happened. I spawn peeked an enemy and I've never seen this prompt before but in casual and only casual
If you spawn peek somebody they're in vulnerable and you can't get spawn peeked. I do not know that.
Do you think I give a fuck about what you're saying right now? Like I'm dead ass serious. Do you think I actually give a single fuck?
Like, there's not an ounce in my brain right now that's thinking, damn, I wonder why he couldn't spawn Pete, you know?
I don't care!
Win this game!
Jack, stop retweeting!
No.
Win this game!
Jack, stop retweeting!
So we can get to ranked!
Buddy, I'm trying to win, I'm adjusting to casual!
I didn't know that you can't spawn Pete!
I'm adjusting to casual!
That's a cheating pile of crap!
I'm adjusting to casual.
Run, I don't play casual! I'm the truth, bro!
Anthony Edwards at it!
Now, Judy Anthony Edwards at it!
I'm the truth. Oh, yes. I'm farming. Yes. What's your name by the way in this game?
My name on PC is Jinxie and I won all the players. There's like my name in your lobby
You are I'm on sure. I'm also here. What's your name here? So it's gonna be some fake name
I don't know it for me. It says you for me. It says you your noisy biker
That's probably I'm offy. I'm um another thing about me Ron is I'm the best bossy player in North America
I'm the best multiplayer in North America
This is true
You're gonna see when we play ranks bro, like cuz Casual's not even real siege. This is like
I don't really know how to play Casual is literally like jerking off with a boxing glove bro
This shit's impossible to enjoy. Yeah, you know what I really want to do
I want to do a series this year where I become a pro gamer in a game, and I'm thinking about this game
Yo, Ron do me a favor save it you're not gonna be pro and feed
Why do I do it sure more I don't end until I hit the top right?
Don't end until you hit champion on PC Jack does he know I bet I see no I'm gonna be a hater
Come on
No, no, no, no, I knew loading up this game was a bad idea with this guy
Watch this shit, bro. I'm gonna show you I run
My gamer just don't act me coach me. I'm coachable. I'm gonna coach on the door to your left
Left! Left! Left! On this breach! There's an explosion right there!
Nice!
Did you have to get my call-out star?
Nice! That's three kills. Two more!
Another one! Another one right there!
Another one right where you just got that kill! Another one!
Yup!
He's outside the breach, Ron! Outside the breach!
He's gonna be right here! Right here! Right here!
Nice! Okay! I don't know where the last one is!
If you get the system 8s, I'll try to find him on the camera for you.
This will be an 8!
Yup! Yup! Close slide! Close slide!
No, just shot at him go no no you can't wall bang that yep right there to the right to the right to the right to the right
That's an ace my boy
See chat this is what happens when a sentient human being listens to my call it out and then you guys say backseat gaming backseat gaming
No, I got six kills that round. Do you know who I am run? I got the money. What?
Okay, whoa, I'm the monkey on Toy Story 3 chat. Remember them or what story to the one that goes
On the cameras, that's me in rainbow 16th. This is why stomping was so great
When I was when I was on cams my hearing was so good, it's slightly buff stoppin. Yes, I'm gonna take a little bit of credit
I'm gonna take a little bit of credit
Is that the first time anyone has gotten six kills in a round?
No, it's probably happened like 25,000 times, but good stuff
Wait, I'm such a reminder you look like an alien. What up, Rob? Wait, why are you?
I got shot in the head by my psychopath deranged lunatic sociopath
And then the first round I thought I can't and then got shot in the back
So just another hellish game of siege. I
Feel like you know what I've noticed about Jinxie chat like no bullshit
You know what I've noticed he's kind of like a team blame or like he doesn't really take accountability for his own like
like problems or whatever and like I think that's kind of what's going to ruin this like
this teamwork right now.
Like Ron, you shot me in the head!
What do you want me to blame, the sky?
You shot me in the face, bro!
I wouldn't say shot you in the face.
I would say politely gave you a shotgun to the bullet to the face.
And I feel like it was polite.
It was like a gesture.
It was like a friendly gesture.
Like yo, we're on siege bro.
It's not some pun today, yeah?
Alright, we gotta win this game, we unlock rent, then it's time for the big doggy.
Nice aches man.
Nice one, Joan.
Chatter down a freaking holo scope man. Jesus.
So you wanted to shoot me, man. See me with the...
I think I just stabbed a boat up. I think I just stabbed a boat up.
Oh
You're zero and three on fucking casual. What does he even do?
Brother, I'm not about to play video games with you for the next hour and a half if you're just gonna fucking sell
Kitten kitten, please kitten, please wait till we get into ranked and then you can make your judgments guys
By the way, you don't have to sub to me you guys don't have to sub stop subbing to me
It's okay. No dead ass. Ron, you know how Shaquille O'Neal wasn't really that good at free throws
That's me in casual twin kid. That's not a right. That is not this. That's facts
Once we get to rights, I'm gonna show you how great I am great. I am great. I am shout out Muhammad Ali
This kid's gonna be the greatest thing ever. Yeah, everybody ever know
Jinx he plays like messy. Yeah
Yo, all right, nope, nope, rule one, rule one.
O and three, can we pick it up, please?
This kid's in the stream.
This kid's in the stream.
Like, I, I know, day, day, no, I got team killed, bro.
Get out of my eardrums.
Yo, noisy biker, bro.
A lot of noise coming out, not a lot of biking.
Ooh, shit, good analogy.
Can we see you do something, bro?
Yeah, yeah.
All right, then, like I said, this is all just warm-ups, bro.
It's like in the NBA when we have the jumpsuits on
We have the jumpsuits on and we're doing the layoff line right now. What's the game starts? I'm gonna drop 40
He's average in 40. You ever seen that's even a flip. He's average in 40
That's gonna be me
Ron is the truth carrying this yapping annoying fat lord of a whale. Thank you, bro
Thank you the first time chat message me. The thing is I actually probably know that's not a fake chat
That's the scary part, bro
I know that's not a fake chat someone one of these delinquents actually said that in Rob's chat
Between everything no no reach me at all reach me at all sure wait till we get to break just wait
So you guys have that tick tock stamp this is how you went right back classic that was like 2021
I
The fuck is I go back to move bitch run language, please
Bravo six going stable. Oh shit
Why here am I me
I'm going to actually pour it in, there's something about my brain that's like way more
advanced than ever that an average fucking human.
That's the difference between me and like casual, oh my god we're good.
Oh my god it's not, wait you like zero and three?
Zero and three!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, why?
How am I supposed to play video games with a dude who has 30k hours?
In Bopay special, appreciate it, chat.
Alright, so let me say this, you passed your test.
Everything that happened in the last 10 minutes was a test.
I went 0-1-3 to test your skills and see if you could survive without me.
You're saying 0-1-3 Lee, who's that?
Is that you?
Okay, if you're going to say 0-1-3 Lee, you have to say 0-1-2 Lu because you team killed
me on one of my decks.
so that physically, like, Jack, I'm gonna be honest.
If you count me getting team killed as a death,
you are a sociopath.
You're a crazy person, you're deranged.
Me getting team killed doesn't count as a death.
That's a steaming pile of crowd, and you know it.
Ron, are you ready to play?
Wait, I need a pee, I need a pee.
Not vaping?
Once I pee, we're ready.
Oh, I got classic, Jack.
No, no, this is, you guys wanna hear the classic?
I'm not vaping!
So here's what's gonna happen, right?
Oh, and three, he needs to put on his energy now
for when he plays.
What is he about to do?
He's about to do a fucking line of cocaine.
You understand?
It's about to be a whole line of fucking cocaine.
Why did someone in my chat just say
there's an EDP documentary coming out?
So, is this true?
Is this true?
When is there an EDP documentary dropping?
Who is watching an EDP documentary?
There's a trailer to it, say on God.
Oh my God.
I know the answer, but I think you saw the answer, how old was she?
15, 13, okay.
And we're getting to the message dude, there was sexual content involved, yes or no?
Great.
And you said, yes.
Great.
Well done, guys.
Again, so what brings you out here today?
Whoa, there's actually something out here to pick up, but come here.
Ron Dingo, stable in the Albinot, Ronnie Ness.
Okay, Nicholas Douglas, there were.
this story.
Oh my God.
Joe and Yugi are arguing right now.
I can just give you a handicapped in the game.
Wait, I need to watch that really quick.
Joe shirts are going to be a disaster.
Joe shirts.
I'm going to bring down my tone.
I'm going to bring down a simple disaster.
Ready?
Ready, ready?
Brother, I knew you were going to find out I'm immortal.
If I really truly wanted to lie, I would hop on an alt account
and make it.
No, brother.
I wanted you to not have some this for the game.
You can't get mad at me because so we can both get on each other.
Brother, so we can both.
Of course it's not going to be funny, you're going to be rage baited.
Of course it's not funny, of course, of course it's not funny because you're the one getting
fucking rage baited.
That's the point.
I want you to get messed so we can both yell at each other and then go into another game.
Joe, I'm 3-1ing you right now.
You even said it's over.
It's over.
Why, Joe, why are you so upset if it's over, brother?
Nigga, I'm not making it, sorry.
Brother, please, please, please, brother, I knew you were going to find out.
Clearly, yes, it's a lie, yes, bro, but it's not as-
Wait, what did you do?
I'm not bro, but you you say you watch me, bro. You watch my car. You see my other buddy, bro
Yes, you know I'm not that guy, bro. I'm not
Competitive guy
I would never
Number one
You said oh you're just a crybaby loser I beat your ass in jail guess no shit you beat my ass in jail guess or I know move
I couldn't see anything you fucking
I love you Joe, I love you bro, why do you hate farming?
I hate farming you Yugi!
I hate farming!
How am I hate farming?
This is how Joe is in the middle of my sentence.
I'm not hate farming you Yugi, I don't hate you bro.
This is just morning.
I'm about to explain it to you.
Joe, you managed to tie this to the jinxed situation.
Wait, what?
You managed to tie it.
I knew you were going to find out. Do I apologize for lying to you?
Bro, I mentioned one time how you lied about your skill in a Jinxie tournament on Rainbow.
Brother, you have 15k viewers! You know...
Want me to be honest, or do you want me to be PR?
Bro, I'm not...
They've been hating on me! Bro, me, bro!
And I've been sitting there putting a smile on my face!
Because all I want to do is provide fucking, enter fucking, J-Mans every time!
So don't tell me, don't tell me, okay, listen,
I'm raised by you, I wanted you to get upset
so we could both yell at each other, yes,
but then you managed to connect it with the G situation.
I didn't think it was gonna be as serious, why?
Cause it's a brother V brother.
Cause we're both guys trying to have a good time.
Yes, yes, yes.
And then why do you want to try that?
I put it on the line, why have a wager?
Dude, I'm gonna be honest.
Joe, I feel like I told you to come on,
I feel like I told you to go there.
Joe, you have to put a good trust in yourself.
If there's a wager, if there's a wager, and you're lying, bro, they're just calling bats corny.
They're doing a joke, it's a handicap and can't move.
They do valorant, you get lies about his rank, and he's a mole, and there's a no-hander.
I
Joe just
I'll give you a handicap is it because we chose Valorant this for money
We will
Skill in Valorant it would have just been
Wait, Chad, is this for money or not?
I get a kill lead.
Like, you could have just done that.
When me and Jinxie played Ron and Jason,
we were true to our word about how good we were at the games
that we played, and the opposing team
got a handicap recording.
So why couldn't you just have said,
I'm a mortal and valorant, but I'll give you
like a four kill lead, a five kill lead.
I would have been fine with that.
I don't care that your race made it.
What's going to be, what's going to be?
What's going to be, what's going to be, what's going to be?
We changed it up.
We changed it up.
I'm giving you like an example I switched teams. I switched teams. I switched teams in EAC.
How can we join this?
They're better teams, but they were both the same rating.
Probably not.
I destroyed you when you were playing Barca and I still restarted it because I wanted to make it longer.
I'm telling you, he's obsessed with this game.
Like, it's what, like, I said I would never movie broke.
Yeah.
It's not a movie break.
It makes me crazy.
I just wanted to run.
I just wanted to run.
You have fun if I lost.
I lost if I didn't and I didn't.
But what is shit like this?
But when you do shit like this, you're saying,
I'm starting something.
No, but it's due to you.
You didn't make it anything.
Regardless of what I had said.
And that's not your style.
You're immortal.
They are the ones that are going to crush out.
I'm not making them hate farm Joe. You did that by bold face lying. I'm not even trying to try like I do
No, no, I don't want my views to hate on you anybody of any of my viewers hating on you send a user name to me and I'll ban that
Dude, I fuck with you. You actually like you bro. You're a good guy
I'm doing this definitively corny. No, yeah. Yes. Yes. It's corny. Yes, but Joe
I'm not doing this is literally from the very beginning. You could even ask my chat from the very beginning
My bro my your chance. I just want to say by the way if they're doing like wagering for subs or whatever like feel
Don't feel the need to gift me their subs like what you're gonna give them like guys can it's like a open area
So, you know what I'm saying? Yo, Rob put a socket
What is it bro, let's just change the game play why do we have to like
If you did a bro be bro, would you like do you think it's cringe if you be lied about his brand because like the whole point of it
It's like okay, so so I would say it's stupid to lie about your rank
If it's like actually like a bro be bro
That's flowing like if it's on some bullshit and you're just trying to get it over maybe no
But like at the same time like out of all the people like Joe
like I'm not like Joe is so like try hard like I probably just wouldn't lie to him and then not
I wouldn't that yes not only that though. How long was this game? How long was Valorant? I wouldn't say
I just think of a deal that they're arguing. I would just say you just go you just get over and just go to the next thing
Or you just be done with it. Okay, I think it's stupid because like the point of a broby bro
It's like you collectively decide on set of things and yeah, it's just content
But Joe actually is competitive like Joe
Like Joe's not trolling like he's actually gets mad and like if you get you he knows that obviously you he knows Joe gets mad
Lying about its rank. He's literally just trying to piss him off. You know what I mean?
He's just trying to sit down. He loves your brokeie bros. He loves your brokeie. Yeah
Also, like
Bro be bros
I wish I could teleport
Even if you're getting mad at rockin the eye I enjoyed it. That's it
I don't give a fuck about it though. How do they know me? I don't give a fuck
You thank you line
You're strength that we broke
Just like okay. Yeah
Lying and we fix it
Fuck drama
About your
And then he gets no handicap
It's like equivalent to like speaking like dumb terms to me
I'm a I'm a like what mood of beat you when he lied about it's right. Would you be like is it with that?
I was when I found out I was fucking pissed, bro. Yeah
Also, you might think I'm lying about brahalla, brother
I've never played brahalla on stream off stream. None of that
Mooder was not better than me. Mooder just had better aim
I understand more about Siege than Luda, but if I'm aiming with my thumbs and his aim is really good, he's gonna beat me in a way.
I think that this conversation that Joe and Yugi are doing is just like, distracting me about that.
Argentina had 120 minutes and couldn't do shit.
Like they didn't even, they didn't even attempt, bro.
Like they didn't even fucking attempt.
I
You said you were like silver
Okay, so I tuned into the stream but right before I went live
They were wanting to rock the league. It was like really close. Um, and then I went live
I didn't know I didn't think it was gonna be oh, let me do they were they were talking shit the whole time was talking shit
It's fine. It's just lying about your right. He's legitimately just
That's not even great
And then what you're gonna do you have the strength just because I lied but I didn't bro
I didn't think it was going to be as serious as it is.
Who am I kidding?
I really created a different context.
I think we're going to make a connection to me.
What upsets me is like, I get there's a level of rage bait
where it still remains friendly, but once that,
and it ruins the, and people are going to go,
dude, it's not that serious.
It's never going to go.
I understand.
But I'm not a bad person.
And there's no point in doing a Brovy Bro with stuff on the line
if there's like no legitimate integrity of the game
that we're playing.
And the second that we're on Valorant and you're immortal
and you were saying you're silver.
Everyone's belief about what you said your rank was
in every game is out the window in food and wine.
Because you're lying about that.
I'm good right now.
OK, but then you backpedaled, bro.
You said, oh, when you asked what rank I was,
I thought you were asking what my current rank is.
I'm trying to put both sides in order.
So not silver.
Yeah, I mean, OK, yeah.
I know my challenge is, yeah, you're 100% right.
That's all I'm saying.
Like, that's not what I got mad.
It's because I would literally just
think that I understand how I should get it.
If I'm gonna go bro, we broke and give you a fucking.
Like, I'm just gonna leave the call.
And then he's not losing Valorant.
I'm just gonna leave the call.
I'm just gonna leave the call.
I'm just gonna leave the call.
I lost a headcap, blah, blah, blah.
He played well, which you did,
and I was complimenting you for that.
Try a baby of MJ.
J, you're fucking 80.
I'm the last four seconds, right?
Boy, when we're on Valorant and I lose,
and it's my last game I'm gonna lose,
and then you go, actually, we'll just void it
because I lied, it ruins the content.
It's not content in my mind, it's going,
because I'm a very YouTube forward guy,
and it's like, how do I chop around this?
Do I have my editor going and go,
you'd be actually lied about being silver too.
He was immortal, and we had an argument for 45 minutes,
and I had to cut it.
They've been arguing for 45 minutes.
It didn't, it didn't, it just didn't come to be.
It messes everything up.
It messes everything up.
He's one on scratch.
Crash, he was live for hours.
Yeah, that's true.
I was not a hate form, I'm just saying, like, that's,
it's the same thing, when we had, if you remember,
There was a Rocket League tournament with Phantom that he
hosted.
Oh, I remember this.
And there was a guy that said that was going to rank to get
like 4,000 hours in the game.
There was a literal champ in a rocket league tournament.
If I go, oh no, we got passed on because this guy got
voided and cut out because of this.
That's all I'm about, right?
I'm not sitting here mad at you as a person, bro.
Yugi, I love you, bro.
I think you're a nice guy.
I think you're a funny ass dude.
I think you're one of the best content creators in this space,
genuinely.
I broed a row right now.
I'm not mad at you.
I'm annoyed that that fucks up the video,
because I want to make this a video.
And we've been playing for five hours.
My god.
Five hours.
And the last game that I'm losing,
where I'm supposed to play you, instead of losing you
a Silver 2 Valorant player, I'm losing to an Immortal.
And if we void it, we've already had a replay, FIFA.
It's just like, that's not fair.
I know you actually play FIFA.
And then now it's like, let's go,
You being Joe are trying to get it in one way or another.
He says you pay 40.
I don't like dealing with that stuff.
I don't like being on the draw my hand at that stuff.
Like, I'm finding a great way to me.
I'm not mad at you, bro.
Like, I'm not mad at you.
I just like, I wish that like you just said
what Frank you were.
Like, that's not.
I just, I didn't even see that series.
I just, that's on me.
I should, I didn't see that series.
No, and I guess that, but I'm saying like.
I tried as a friend to collab with another friend.
I was like, I was like, okay, man, I like, I like is there a punishment that if you once you add the punishment wait
Because then there's something on the line. What was the point right? I don't know
That's why I'm annoyed if we were playing and you're just like, buddy, brother's 20 gifted or some stupid shit
I'd be like, okay, whatever you like
But like now I have to play stream in a five minutes of credit
and a funny and rare a funny content, I'm going to do it.
We could have just trolled around it.
Like, you know what I mean?
That's the thing, like, I see it as like two, two bros.
Sorry, that's my shirt back on.
Oh, sorry, my bad.
I was seeing it as like two bros, just like, OK.
Yeah, that shirt back on, but I like this.
Bro, what I'm saying, bro, now let's make it even more intense,
right?
What I'm hearing from Yugi is just like, bro, I have a chance
to win it.
That's what I'm saying, though.
Let's say let's say it's 3-1. He's just like, why are you getting mad?
Why are you getting mad?
I just played the next game.
Alright, now it's just, now it's 3-2.
Why don't we join the call, Jinxie, me and you?
We're just trying to fix this thing.
I'm not bad that I lost.
Let's not do that.
No, I know you're not.
I know you're not.
I just don't like losing again.
Like losing in that way just feels bad.
Okay, so Jinxie, I'm hungry right now.
What do I eat?
It doesn't feel good.
If I lost like in Rocket League last person or like protein like a salad it's like grilled chicken
But it's like okay. I'm dead ass about you and no don't 4,000 out in dress. I wouldn't be joined in you're like your level
155
100 levels higher
My only goal is not only play with each other I beat you like for example I beat you
that I beat you, you know what I'm saying?
Like, I genuinely, bro, what I wanted to do was just play game.
Uh-huh.
And, you know, we should do that.
We can, bro, but I, like, honestly, like, I shouldn't have lied, though.
I will say that.
Look, I don't want to call this, I don't want to call this, like, everyone in the
space right now is just sad.
I lost, I lost the Brovy Brown.
Just cut together.
That's how this is ending, right?
Is like, I lost the Brovy Brown.
That's what I'm saying.
We can't avoid that and move on.
I mean, but we can't but we can though like because I listen the reason we're avoiding it isn't because
You're bad. We're avoiding it because I lie
That is the repercussion that I have to take because I
You know, it's that lucky guy
It's that simple then or it's like another option was like yeah
You live so now you have to play a game that Joe was but Ralph all right
This is just rank and valorant to Rage Made Joe. Period, end of story, Joe should have just left the call 20 minutes ago.
Or Yugi should have apologized. He's just trying to piss off Joe. He's just trying to make Joe piss. That's the way I was trying to do it.
And this chat needs to give you a save or an auto if you guys want the stream to continue. Let's fucking go, bro.
Let's play Rainbow Six Siege, let's be gamers, and let's all smile. Alright, China? Everyone smile. Everyone chill.
Let's just put positivity in the chat.
Tasty, man.
Do you want to do a Brovy Bro right now?
Nope.
No.
Hey, man, five gifted cold guy, much appreciate it, man, but you don't have to gift me up.
Oh, by the way, did you see they're making a documentary about you?
What is it called?
Uh, the EDP 445 documentary.
It's releasing soon, actually.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Twenty-nine, David, five gifted.
Thank you.
EDP's getting a documentary?
Yes.
It's actually are you actually like I get it again. Thank you. Yeah, here's your screen share, baby
There's a trailer. Yeah, let's watch. Oh my god. Oh my god. This is actually real. Hold on. Who just came to my room?
What the fuck what?
I'm in a business car right now
Wait, what's TOS about this the trailers you ask
What are you wearing yeah, what is Lacey wearing?
You look like like Ellen DeGeneres if she did like 50 different doses of heroin
You look like a
Bro, what is Lacey wearing, bro?
And he hobbled out of the room.
Alright, yo, are you ready, Rob?
Yeah.
Chad, what's that?
Is this actually TOS?
Is it?
Is this TOS?
It's not.
Okay, just watch it.
Why does it have to be TOS?
Again, I have it right here.
I know the answer, but...
Well, let's just see the trailer for a minute.
Let's see the direction it takes.
You saw the answer.
How old is she?
15, 13.
Yeah, there was a possible possible different oh, right
Yo, if you're 40 don't talk to a 12 year old this is not like rocket science bro
This is not like groundbreaking information. You're 40 bro. She's 13 like stop
Right why is this thing? Why is this happening?
The story of the EDP 4-4-5
I've I said at 140 skips. That's my last pause
Like he went to that place to have sex with a 13 year old
Wait, he's not voiced in this? Wait, wait, wait, so is this EDP's documentary because why would moist would never do anything with the EDP?
Definitely your discretion is advised, you know, this is do the perverted
Okay, I think a YouTube, a lone YouTuber interviewed all three of them individually.
EDP soliciting sex from who he thinks is an underage kid.
There's the guy, classic.
He sent me videos of paying master reading.
What in the fuck is going on?
What in the world?
I'll say EDP is completely innocent.
What?
What?
So what advice would I give to EDP 445?
You need to stop doing this documentary.
Fucking a bitch is innocent the way, you know?
Why do you think you wanted to have sex with a 13 year old?
I mean, the reason why I wanted to have sex with a 13 year old is already fucking clear.
Okay, alright, like...
Alright, yeah.
Just put this guy in jail, bro.
Yeah.
Yo, here's the thing, why is there a documentary?
Like, just put him in prison.
That sense alone is yo just go to jail. Yeah, like just put him in jail
Well, he was talking to 13 and 12 year olds fuck on it
Nope, no, sir. We're not gonna skip past that. No
No, you're 50
All right, I've I said, okay, yeah, I'm gonna start skipping now. I'm out. I'm out. I don't yeah
All right
We played a fortnight tournament and they still
Yeah, I this is never gonna end. All right, let's play speech weeks weeks weeks weeks, right? I need to close out of this
Hold up
How are they still arguing about fucking?
Alright Ron, are you ready or do you want to watch Joe?
No I don't care.
Alright, you ready?
Yeah, I ordered, let me know if this is bad eats.
Teriyaki with white rice with a side of avocado.
Very good eats, bro.
What's the bad gonna be?
What's the bad, man?
Maybe a fruit smoothie or something?
What is this called?
dirty sprite from crumble cookie. Okay, do not get that, bro. I think that's like 1800 calories,
bro. That would literally set you back like three days. It's only four. All right, Randall!
Wait, how many grams? 400 grams. Oh my god. Oh my god. Your heart would like- What would
actually happen if like, you took every drink from crumble cookie and you actually drank the whole,
like every single one like would you die um if you're talking like start to finish I think it
depends on your size but yeah you'd probably just what what happens there yeah you die the chat's
saying death death diabetes heart palpitations imminent death death you would die yeah like every
drink actually i'm gonna do that i'm gonna do a mukbang hold on well i mean it depends like if
If you're taking a sip of everything, sure, you're fine.
But if you mean actually, that's like thousands of calories,
though.
Thousands of grams of sugar.
I'm going to tell you right now, hold on,
I'm already crumbling calories.
OK, so.
Wait, Chad's saying FDA approved, by the way.
Crumble is FDA approved?
I mean, they have to be.
So in a 32 ounce large crazy cousin,
I guess that's what it's called, peak option is 840 calories
and 200 grams of sugar made with Red Bull, Mountain Dew,
pineapple, strawberry, pear, and coconut cream.
The FDA does not approve commercial food products or bakeries like Crumble, instead the FDA regulates
food safety facilities.
Do I give a fuck about the FDA?
The FDA is the FDA's old liars, they want us all to die, bro.
They don't want all these fucking humans on earth aware.
I'm going to be honest, bro.
If you could actually, how many grams of sugar are in that drink from Crumble?
It says 200.
So that's equivalent to 40.
Crumble new drink.
I think it's like 14 Red Bulls or something like that.
Crumble's new drink, nutrition facts, 840 calories,
186 grams of sugar, 32 ounce crazy cousin's drink.
Yeah, I'm going to be honest, this being allowed
is literally just population control.
Yo, yo, this is literally just letting people die.
Should we drink this?
If you drink this, brother, this is insane.
Nope, I'm not drinking this.
I'm not touching this with a 10-foot pole.
What the, how does it look?
It doesn't look that bad.
It's called a triton.
Drawing crumbles viral diabetes soda.
Their crazy cousin soda reportedly contains 186 grams
of sugar and eight cans of strawberry and a window.
I'm sorry.
Ronald, you ready, bro?
I kind of want to try the shank.
Yeah, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready.
All right, listen, bro.
This digs-y.
No one knows this in the chat.
Nobody knows this chat.
Today, me and Jinxy are not ending stream until I go from
bronze or slash unranked to champion.
So the marathon starts right now.
We should do that for a marathon.
Yeah, the problem is on PC, there's literally hackers.
So like it would actually be unbearable.
Run, is this your first ever game of Rainbow Six Siege
ranked ever?
Oh my God, we're in copyright.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I think I played maybe one time with Richie
like two years ago.
I'm literally going to drop an atomic bomb in this lobby.
Bro, oh my god.
Copper, bronze, silver.
They're saying that you can't even get out of copper.
Yeah, so there's an interesting thing about
Plays The Match this season.
No, they're saying, yeah. Back in the day.
She got the Michelin grip when I call her.
Ooh.
So we're in Copper.
Bah!
Copper.
I barely even know.
Classic.
Classic.
Run.
Wait, hit the line.
Hit the line.
Hit the line.
Hit the line.
Hit the line.
Hit the line.
Come on.
One time.
Which line?
Which line?
Um, so we're in Copper.
Bah!
But give me like an OG one.
Like a low one that like really speaks to me.
Ron, I'm not going to hit it.
Do it.
Do it.
Okay, Ron. Listen, bro. This is copper. I'm not gonna go super duper try hard mode
I'm gonna chill. I'm gonna take it easy on these young bloods
But I want you to go try hard mode because this is your first time ever playing right, right, bro
Welcome to the jungle my boy
My god, I need to change your card, bro. You need to change your card. We still have to tell you
I'm stuck with this face thing forever. Okay. Oh, where? No, you're not bro. You can get it off
All right, all good. Well, I'm one of the best maps in the history of the game. Bank is an incredible map.
Banks?
You've never...
No! Bank! Bank!
Yeah, I gotta get out of here.
Rob, come on, bro. Hey, listen, I can only play for like literally an hour.
So we can play like three games, and then I have to go because I have personal stuff to do.
Motherfuckers get girlfriends. They don't know how to act, bro.
Bro, like, oh my god, man.
Chill, chill, chill.
Yo, Ron, tomorrow I'm literally gonna,
I'm free for the entire away out game,
which I'm pretty sure is like seven hours.
It's out of them chilling, man.
Seven hours I gotta play video games with you tomorrow?
Yo, come on.
Bro, you played like 80 hours on Minecraft, right?
Yeah, and look what happened.
I became lifeless.
Oh my god.
Okay, but this is the only game
actually sent you now so you're gonna have a good time
I'm gonna be honest with you though a way out I've heard is actually peak
yes tomorrow is gonna be peak bro I'm excited
all right if you want to talk in game chat it's you hold you and you'll talk in
game chat hey y'all hey y'all hey y'all hey y'all hey y'all hey y'all hey y'all hey y'all
so run I want you to do me a favor hey y'all hey y'all hey y'all
I want you to do me a favor. Check the kill feed
What is my bind
Hey, y'all the same wall let nobody spawn here. What is my bike yet? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello?
Yo, hey, Ron. I need to hear. Oh my god. Hello. I got it here, bro. Wow. I got it here
It's not me. It's not me. It's not me
Oh, maybe my game's broken.
Hold on.
Grim dead, Grim dead.
What is the zombie doing?
What is the zombie doing?
Grim dead, Grim dead.
The fusing site!
Ron, they're fusing the windows!
Move!
God damn!
Yo, Ron, you can't kill him!
He's guys in my fucking way!
One's on this window.
Ron, one's on this window.
I'm not even getting it.
Watch this.
Bravo 6 going dark.
one on four remain on me on me on me on me
you can spot it oh shit
You outside
Bro, I'm the frigging truth operator standing did you just trust no no no
No
You actually have like one D1
It's caught well use some of the soon. He's on a window
Do you think Jinx is good enough to you're not good enough to knife them though?
You're not good enough for one tap them though. You got to spray him
Let's see a one tap that if you're so good on a knife or a one tap. I want a one tap if you're so fucking good
He's a brown one
Lam by a bronze fucking one. I shouldn't have went for that one tap. Oh, that's why I right
That's why you died right now come the frig on I should have went for that
80,000 hours. What does he even do aware?
Okay, all good listen shake that one off kid we got this run
Here's what happens. So let me explain siege because you team kill. Oh, we're gonna team kill you this way
Okay, go to settings, options, settings, options, go to audio, scroll down to voice chat input
mode, push to talk, and then, no, actually, yeah, go push to talk, and then go to controls.
Hello.
Hello.
No, no, no, go to controls.
Hello.
Go to control.
Ron, controls.
Ron, controls.
Yeah.
Customized controller inputs, controller layout.
No, Chad, how does he put it on?
How does he bind it?
Chad, what is my bind?
How does he bind it?
How does he bind it?
How does he bind it?
Someone tell me what my bind is.
Yeah, I'll just do I'll just have it always enabled, right?
Hey, man, can anyone hear me or no?
Yes, I would not recommend I want to apologize. I want to apologize. I didn't mean to shoot you
Okay, it was a mistake. I need severe lapse of my judgment. I want to apologize
Do not shoot me. Okay. I want to apologize. It is me check. It's not you Chad. He already tried that
I don't know what it is. Stop spamming you. It's not you
Hello? Hello?
So Ron, what's your goal on C? Like what rank do you realistically want to get to, bro? Realistically?
Well right now they're preparing me a copper, and they're saying that I'm plastic curry. I don't know what that rank is.
Um, plastic doesn't exist. It's used to describe the worst players of all time.
Bro, I'm not the worst player of all time. I'm stable fucking Ronaldo.
No, I think you got potential get it like I'm gonna be honest. I think you could actually hit cold
And now we have like a you have like a peak you see is
Why do these guys not spawn in the most common
I actually like Siege, why not? I never... what happened?
Well, the reason why most people quit Siege Run is because it's too difficult of a game to learn and it's too hard and people have one in tweeners.
It's like that Brava, like welcome to Siege Run.
What the fuck, bro? What the fuck is that? How am I supposed to see him?
Where did he kill you from?
ROOT
Shit who is this that I'm watching who's pink seven if it's the guy that's killing everyone it's it's always gonna be me
My god, actually I just told you he's on the way out what right gives this guy
He is on red
There's no way you can't this guy you don't have this much aura
You know I had a little kid run up to me at the airport and say that Marliss is
more or than me. He was like half the size of me. It's kind of fucked up man.
Someone in my chat named Jinxie made me giggle and meow. Just to have an interesting name.
Unfortunately I actually know that guy.
Yeah, you hear him, right?
Yeah, he's on the roof.
I have some weird chatter names in my fucking chat.
COMES, PLEASE!
Okay, so he's gonna be on the roof and you have a gun.
You're gonna want to shoot him, okay?
You can hear him clear.
Oh my god, you are...
Wait, I'm not even kidding.
How does... wait, I'm confused.
Are you like... it's like a... oh, I know this YouTube video.
I trolled stable auto to get on siege and waste this fucking time. No, no, no, no
This video is going to be called a jinxie and run first ranked and right now
It's a disaster
Hey, I'm dying. How am I dying to bronzes? I don't understand what I'm doing wrong chat. Here's the truth nuke. Here's a truth nuke
Maybe that's your deserved rank rank versus what you deserve. Maybe you deserve this right?
Run if I deserved to freaking bronze, I would not be seven and two Lou right now
That's not how that works if I deserved. Oh my god. Oh my god
Oh my god, no way. I'm just there's no way right there. He's right there. Just shoot us on me. Oh god. Oh
God
Wow, oh, we're gonna go down. We're gonna lock it a little bit here
I'ma play with you bro. I'ma play with you. Use me as a drone, okay? Use me as a drone.
Okay, I don't want you to take this as offensive when I say this.
No, I don't care. I know I have the best physique in the Switch community. I know.
I'm not gonna get offended. I'm not gonna get offended over you saying that I'm the best-looking
streamer head of such as platform. That's not me. That's not my character. I'm a team-fucking player.
That's not what I'm gonna say. When a bad player is next to me, I literally die because you're so
bad you produce so much noise that you get me killed so without due respect I
need a little bit of frigging space if you want me to carry bro I need some
space so let me get this straight you're gonna blame me when I was dead for both
the times you died when you lost an aim 1v1 because of sound so we're in the first
rule of being a great siege player never hold yourself accountable it's always
somebody else's fault. Always. Like if you want to get to the next level, bro, you
always find a way to blame someone. Learn this from Mingo and Stompin. You never
say my bad. The words my fault should literally never come out of your mouth
if you want to get to the next level in this game. Right now, Ron, you are Ponskone.
It's like in the Wolf of Wall Street. I'm Mark Canna and you're the Wolf of Wall Street.
Like right now you are Ponskone, but if you listen to these teachings, bro, you
get to the next level Ron there's no reason there's no goddamn reason why you
should be 0 and 2 in a copper lobby wake up kid come on you're the area keep the
bombs protected that's what I'm doing is a very broken strategy but I don't know
if it's gonna work because this lobby is very low we love
I need you out of here okay no no please come on let me lock it what's the solo play talk to me
hide it right here check can they see me or no okay y'all see me wait no actually can you guys
leave please I gotta prove my worth I gotta prove my worth to jinx you can y'all leave
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Chad, why don't you try this spawn thing,
because it's the best spawn thing in the game.
Eventually, it's going to work, like it has to.
All right, Chad.
This little tips and tricks by SaberNono.
Yo, Chad, welcome to the YouTube video.
Say hi to YouTube.
Today, I'm going to show you how to get out of bronze.
Now, this strategy is actually a different strategy.
If you work on my character, you just
put a camera down right here and you just stare.
Now, when the time's right, put on brown,
do my YouTube intro.
Hold on.
You basically just wait.
The wait.
Here we go.
You just wait.
Everyone just hold.
Everyone just hold.
Just keep holding.
You can actually do whatever you want.
In fact, you can even go on TikTok while you wait.
Ron, what are you doing?
Are you holding your rocks?
I'm not even thinking it was.
Yeah, he stays doing his intro, too.
Hold on.
I have a hundred.
I have a hundred.
Wait, Matt, you, because I need to be able to hear.
Ron, you're producing a lot of noise
into your microphone, aren't you?
Yeah.
Yeah, he's sitting there.
This is 62.
Are you on TikTok?
Ron, are you on TikTok?
How many likes to be in one of your videos?
Ron, please get off TikTok.
Yo, lock in, guy.
So maybe one of the boys is actually
using it to go down.
Oh, I hit him with the super braids.
OK, actually, I'm going to show them all now.
No, don't, don't, don't, don't.
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't.
They're on these stairs.
I bet there's no one here.
I'm out of here.
This strat didn't work, everyone.
Watch out for the messy field.
Oh shit
They see them save some kills, bro
Fuck dude
All right, this one should be an ace there's no
This isn't the wrong unknown love all right. This is a God save you
This clip dump this is my man dumping a bag when you dump your mag like that I can just move off of it
Come on sister see this is the Nicholas Stewart. I know yeah. Yeah. Yeah
This is the Nicholas Stewart. I know bro
Wow, my name is Nicholas Douglas Stewart from Tarpaul Springs in Florida and I'm literally
getting hyped and I'm doing good in a bronze lobby when I have two deaths.
Oh gee, Nicholas Douglas Stewart wouldn't even have a death row.
Yo, okay.
First things first, I'm the realest.
Shout out Iggy Azalea.
Second.
No, not shout out Hershey Blockmore.
Come on, drop the kill, bro.
Come on.
Wait.
What?
What'd you do?
I DM'd real and I said, one of the streamclubs, JK, I'm on the PlayStation with Uzi.
right now okay well that's i'm gonna be honest that's actually okay listen bro
listen we should shut the fuck up control plane shut the fuck up holy shit shut the fuck
the fuck shut the fuck up man god damn man we should get to like gold stuff we
You should get the gold suit.
Like I'm not even gonna lie to you.
JC, bro, you're a piece of shit.
You're smirking.
You're a bunch of scary kids.
Oh my, yo, Clayton.
Yeah, I know, we should get the gold suit.
I'm trying to win to get us to gold.
Clayton, bro, do you ever keep that mouth shut?
Yo, JC.
Yo, this is got my payback.
Run, lock in, boy.
Like lock in, boy.
Like I need you locked, bro.
This is, do you want to get the gold or not?
But you're OIN3, kid.
Come on.
Now type in this OIN3 shit in my chat now, bro.
This is not.
OIN3 lead.
Welcome to Siege.
Every time you go negative your whole taps is going to say over 30. Welcome to the game, bro
Chat also next discussion kills don't mean everything now in my case when I'm literally just wiping the entire squad
Yes, but I am smurf
I should
You know stable because you stay stable
Unless you need to stay in, your mom and dad had sex aggressive sex where she she got fucking nutted in for nine months later
later to be named fucking Clayton. Do you understand you're a fucking loser?
Ron stop bro. I have one more kill than you Ron. I don't give a fuck.
I just need to bomb the location.
Ron lock in bro. I need to kill bro. I need to kill.
Clayton is a mythical name though.
Jay you guys want to show you the best window lineup in the game?
Ron come here come here come here.
Oh, you know Clayton did you just use your push to talk alone?
Ron come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here.
Aim like that.
Clayton, Clayton, I'm trying to lock in bro. I need like play. I love you to death.
Bravo six going in.
Come to me right now. Come to me right now. I'm gonna show you a full strap. No, come come. I don't want to come
We're coming, we're coming, we're coming.
I think it's, I think it's Jinxie.
Get clear!
Yo, you should get clear.
Jinxie, what are you doing here?
Oh, let's go, let's go, get in boys.
No!
Flood is inside, you gotta win this. No.
I mean bro, I should have just listened to you.
No, no, no, God you never listened.
So I have a question, I have a question.
Wait, don't be this, wait, don't be this, Shat.
When you die and your team is trying to hear one, what do you do?
Do you scream as loud as you fucking can?
You fucking idiot you freak shut the fuck up what's going on Ace come here cage right here cage on this thing
wall bang right here now wall bang here now
All right hang it up bro hang it up base
All right, so run can I keep it up me game is like a toy for Thanos, bro
No, when a 21 time champion tells you to come here stop it
No, me, bro, me, when a 21-time champion tells you to come here, come to the win.
Oh, and for Tung Tung Tung Sohoir.
Thank you, man.
I think they're sick and tired of us.
Yes, bro.
Like, Ron, if I tell you to make the play, come to me.
I want to get you kills, bro.
Now, I'm going to give you another good strat.
Come with me, bro.
All right, where are you going?
Jewelry, Alley or Parking?
Spawn, let me think.
They're going to go downstairs.
Spawn, uh, uh, uh, Parking Front.
I'm gonna go in there and get all the kills. I'm literally going to run. What you're going to do is called entry fragging
Which realistically I should be doing it, but I love you to death kid. I'm gonna drone you into the objective
All right, I'm gonna guide you to the end. Yes, you have to kill all of them
I'm gonna drone you and decide. This is what I should have for stopping. The thing is he's stopping and you're you
So we're gonna see what happens. I'm better than something
If stopping with 0 and 4 in a bronze lobby, I think hell would be more likely to freeze over
I'm not even kidding. I'd be more likely to get struck by lightning. That's he stopped
So spawn to refront I'm gonna drone you into the objection kid and when I say I want you to hit your lion
I am literally going to lead you to every enemy combatant run lock in
You could get an ace here fuck out of me, bro. What's it on you?
Lacey is smoking yo guys, why would I care?
You have a grenade you have a grenade you have a grenade fuck a view count make every
view count do you have a grenade drop drop drop drop drop drop Bronco I love the tunnels
don't push don't push there's gonna be fire don't look I'm just trying to tell
you don't look all right I'm drunk I'm there I'm going in no no no don't look
watch out this is thorn watch out watch out run in and run out running in
run out run in and run out run you are going to get an ace come come come okay
all right this room is clear here's your stop stop stop not that room this is
clear okay okay one watch out for this hole no the door the door the door on
this pain on this pain on that pain
I
Are you killing your
I am horny sorry you're actually a piece of shit
nice run
Sorry
No, I'll jinx you in the chat. No bullshit. Wait the flight run over here. I
Put him low. He's over here over here run over here
You got him run over there. You got you got me
Nice nice get him get him run get him. He should be right in there right on the stairs
Alright hit a lion scan then plan hit a lion scan then plan I
Think I know where he wrote it. He's gonna be like right here
Great let me get the kill
where I try to get to champ, I actually think I can get it in less than a week.
That is legitimately impossible for a multitude of reasons.
That is legitimately impossible.
Reason number one, you'd get stream sniped.
Reason number two, there's hackers.
Reason number three, you're level 60.
You're level 60.
Most people on a champs are like level 300 or 400.
Reason number five, yeah, is there any more I need?
Don't ever.
Don't ever.
Don't ever put it in the air.
Something is fucking impossible for me. Don't you ever put that in the fucking air
Hitting champion in one week on stream is impossible the same way that flying is impossible unless you're like a bird
Fly I can fly
Okay, go to the roof. Okay. Never mind. Oh, you want me to kill myself? No
I'm just saying bro flying is not possible
I actually, weird.
Feeling the touch of a woman is impossible for you at Jixi.
So let me ask you something.
If your kid grows up and he's like, damn, I want to fly, Dad.
What are you going to tell him?
He can't do it?
My son's going to be zero years old.
I'm going to name him Stomp.
At the age of three, I'm going to plant a Xbox One controller into his hands.
At age 18, he's going to swap to PC and become a professional watcher.
I'm dead ass serious. You're gonna name your kids stomping
My first born son is gonna be named Nicholas. My second born son is going to be named stomping
Jinxie, what if you have five girls? I'm just gonna keep producing
Jet, I don't know if I can produce yet. I haven't really tried. How do you know if you can produce or not?
Cuz Mike you like not gonna be a pack opening. Whoa, that's a pack opening. I'm not even kidding
So like if you're nutted in a girl, like there's a chance that you just can't have a child, is that how that works?
Legitimately, yes. There are certain people aware. There are certain people in this planet right now that can't produce.
And I honestly, I might be one of them.
Yeah, you're mad, Estrogen.
It's just, I don't know if I'm... Okay. I don't have Estrogen, I just don't have the most test.
All right, all right, don't worry. I got shoot me in the head and then tea bag. I got let's have a word with him
Yo, but what's your problem pal?
Run I'm watching tell me what I should do here
Drone everything like make sure they're not running behind the car. All right. You're good. You're good. You're good
Hit a line scan in five seconds
Start slow walking slow slow slow. They're gonna hear you slow. Yep slow. I
I wouldn't even drone, to be honest.
There's probably going to be a cap can trap on this barricade. Yep, there it is.
There's probably going to be a cap can trap on these doors as well.
Yep.
Oh, oh.
Wait, close left, left, left, left, left, left.
Yep, left. Yep, right there. Yep, right there, right there. Yep.
I would swing him let's let her not say
Good ain't kid
Hit a line still close up hit a line
Not bad kid
You have a drone you have two line scams you have a drone you have two line scams
Some some some some on the red pink the red pink the red pink. Yep
I
Would get lying hey your land stand if you have it for me you don't down on the door on the door watch out
Can't wait to pay
Watch out for a captain trap on this door. You never shot it remember you never shot it. You're now watching a master at work
That's wall bang
You're going to the door at the your recoil good, bro
He's going to the door the doors the doors to the right what the fuck Richard?
Shoot, shoot this Fenrir trap, walk.
Oh that's a mecha chameleon, he's hiding.
Hold on.
Run, there's a Fenrir through the door on your left.
Through the door on your left, your left,
the door on your left, left.
Oh, it's right there, right there, right there.
Now there's a Capcom, Capcom, Capcom, Capcom, Capcom,
Capcom, Capcom, Capcom.
Close left, close left, close left, Capcom.
Capcom, or maybe close right, close right.
Oh, it's that shot.
Three.
Three.
Good movement.
Okay.
The way you moved off that flash was actually good.
One, that was legitimately good.
I'm different, bro.
I'm fucking different.
I'm trying to tell you, bro, like,
The way you moved off that bat-type, we take space, Keith.
That's what I like to see.
Nah, he's better than you.
I didn't want to be the guy to say the chat.
No bullshit.
I'm up there.
What rank am I? Does it tell me?
Ron, if we were to 1v1, I would literally bash your head into a wall.
Alright, I'm gonna queue and go take hold.
If you get Calypso Casino, listen to me and listen to me care-
Wait, my house is getting robbed! My house is getting robbed!
Should I keep queuing?
Oh, wait, it's gonna be food. Yep, it's gonna be food.
Classic it's gonna be food. All right. I'm gonna queue up
Chat if Ron comes back and we get calypso casino tell him to do no ban BRB kittens
bro this is not fucking cool this is not fucking cool who the fuck ordered me food to my house
Who the fuck? Who the fuck could be?
Jinxie said plague casino. What?
Oh my god, Chad. Good eats or bad eats? Let me know.
It's all my gym heads out there. Good eats or bad eats?
What should I throw it away? Is this bad eats?
Say oh god.
How many calories does this eat?
Mmm.
A watch out, a watch out, a watch out, a watch out.
That's my shot, that's my shot, that's my...
Yo, Jakesy, matchmaking error!
BAAAAAAAARGH!
Yo, Jakesy.
Ron, join?
Yo, Jakesy.
Yep.
I found out I wasn't getting robbed.
It was actually my door dash.
Oh, really, bro?
No way, Ron.
Wait, I can't join you.
Dude, I thought you were getting robbed.
Hey, don't tell me-
I was not expecting you to come back with food, Ron.
Really?
Yeah, bro.
Hey, what food did you get, man?
Look at my- look at my- look at my thing.
I can't join by my- look.
You can't join.
Okay, hold on.
This is a linear lobby, I think.
That's not about me, maybe, that's not about me.
Wait, did you actually get the Teriyaki chicken
with the rest?
Yeah, look.
FNCS in five minutes?
I don't know if I can watch today, guys.
I gotta do something in an hour.
I don't know if I can watch.
What are you doing that you're still secretive?
She's personal, bro.
It's personal stuff, I wear.
Oh, it's not bad, it's like good.
Don't go to get more.
I can't invite you, try inviting me again.
All right, let me let you again.
I'm not kidding chat. It's hard to believe but eating but it says enter multiplayer mode to accept this invite
Enter whatever I have sort of okay. Oh, just reset your app. This game's a steaming crock of garbage
We set your app so nice. So it's gonna take me 15 minutes to get up this game classic
Yeah, I mean it is what it is. I mean we could just chat
Bro, are you ready for streamer games Ron? Uh-huh. I
Genre you actually I genuinely think I
I genuinely think, oh by the way I'm doing the 100 meter run for my team, but I genuinely think that I'm gonna win for my team.
Ron, I don't think it's a good idea for you to do 100 meter run.
What's your exact team? Who's everyone in your team?
Me?
QDCinerana, NiceWig, Maya, and this, this check, she's not that good at being athletic.
My name's Katie B.
I'm pretty sure Katie beats like an athletic specimen like you know, I saw last year. She was playing basketball
I don't say this lightly chat if I played Katie be in basketball. I would lose by like 15. It'd be like 21 to 5
How tall is she like six to whether whether she's not better at basketball than me? I'm looking for fun
Ron I've seen you play basketball. It's literally a horror movie. It's actually a horror movie, bro
But what is, I'm not trolling, don't troll. What is actually going to be your best event
at tree regains? What are you best at? My chat was saying archery, is that true?
You know, they used to, for realsies? Yeah, they call me red dot.
So it actually is archery. Also, lovely has a hidden, um, smort, but I'm not telling you.
Dude, my chat said Yugi and Joe are still arguing.
My chat just said exactly the same thing, say it on God.
Yeah, they said they're still arguing.
No way.
I'm going to check it for like literally five seconds.
I don't believe it.
If that's the case, I'm not kidding, they need to just give it out.
Can we have a discord hug, please?
Oh my God.
I'm leaving my
all right Von Bale Bingo
I see where the higher lobby
we went from copper to bronze
no band, no band, I don't want to get
Calypso actually band layer wall up
band layer I'm not even kidding
I didn't even notice layer was there
the best about life is just eating
but like okay eating and sleeping
eating and sleeping I'm not gonna lie
like who cares about having children
Who cares about, who cares about having a wife, who cares about buying a green bar, who cares
about that shit?
For the amount of money you spend on a wedding, for the amount of money you spend on raising
a child, you could unironically have unlimited food for the rest of your life.
Ron, are you nervous to be like a dad one day, like do you want to have kids?
I'm ready for another Ron running around the world, I've been saying this.
Dude, I don't like, bro, I just feel like being a dad or like, because, dude, I heard
this quote one time.
I want to be the dad that never was in my life.
I want to be the dad that stepped up.
Damn, bro.
That's actually really cool, Rob.
Bro, I heard this quote in, have you ever seen the movie Boys in the Hood?
It's a really good movie.
Uh-huh.
And then he's like, he's like, Ricky, right?
Is that?
Yes, but there's a quote in the movie and he says, anyone can be a dad, but not everyone
can be a father and that was like that quote the first time I saw that movie
stuck with me for the rest of my life like bro if I'm ever a dad one day and
no I don't have an AI kid on TikTok if I'm ever actually a real dad I want to
be shorter I'm with Bonnie blue or no if you have if your brain is a toaster on
TikTok sure if your brain's a toaster no bro when I'm a dad like I actually want
be a good dad man my girlfriend said um yeah what's in the cards for you guys
yeah the first thing that she wants my kids to do is learn like violin in the
piano and I said fuck that he's putting on a headset you're gonna make you're
You're gonna make your son a streamer.
Yeah.
Why not?
I could do it.
It's the hardest job in the world.
Let's keep going.
Let's do it.
Run, what do you think it's harder to do?
Be in the NBA or be a top 300 streamer?
Top four is located above.
I feel like being in the NBA is more RNG.
Like if you're not like-
I could go outside and make a hundred greens in a row.
Somehow.
I could do it. I could figure out a way somehow.
But not everyone can click the go live button.
Thanks for subs. Play Rainbow Sixteen while eating.
And doing absolutely nothing productive with their life, but still making hundreds of thousands a day.
Okay, but what I think is this, Chad, to be in the NBA, you have to have a good spawn point.
You need good R&D.
You're right. You can't be 5'7 in the NBA.
But you can be 5'7 in the extremer.
I would say for that fact
Who are you talking about?
you bro
I'm five run. I bet you bro. I'm like five ten. I think you're five seven on my my dick and ball of your pot then I
Am five seven
Spot web okay true true spot web and mugs you both but that was like what the 80s 70s
I've got to you. I
I genuinely still think that there's hope for me to become like an athlete.
Remember Isaiah Thomas on like the Celtics? He was tiny. Alright, let me kill the real team real quick.
Oh, these guys are actually trying. Alright, let me show. He's like being spawned.
Nice shot, Ron. Double kill, kid. Not bad.
Oh my god, this will make it triple, but then I died, jeez.
Well, what you said is a classic overheat.
Uh, it happens. Every time you get a kill-in-seed, your penis gets a little bit harder until you eventually end up exploding on yourself.
Why is there a name, Autistic Owl?
Is it actually or is it artistic, to be honest?
There's an artistic.
Have you seen the sound that hides from gay people?
Uh, no, Ron, I haven't seen him.
Watch this, Ron.
Or, Ron.
Wait, Ron, watch this.
Or, Ron.
YouTube title.
Jamesley gets cares by stabing Renoto and Bronze.
Aware.
Okay, I'm gonna be honest, these guys are not pushing.
Classic issue with Bronze Silver players is they never know when to actually push.
kind of are scared of everything and they don't let me ask you a question who do
you think is the best gamer slash IRL streamer like the combination
great hold on hold on one second they can get on a game and they can IRL
and be good about hold on I'm gonna 1v3 one second 10 seconds to go it's all
about trigger family remaining five second left
So what I just did right there is called trigger discipline instead of allowing them to trade me out when I kill the first guy
I let him walk right past me and then kill the plants so they can't win
Nice, I'm the truth. No the kid on a Xbox 360
I'm trying to get us wins on 30. Yes, you get to go
I'm trying well like I don't want to play bronzes. I want to play goals man. Who be soft, please
Don't ban me this account's gonna be plop like a day relax
Hey, Jinx, see I've never realized that nobody really likes you.
Appreciate that, man. Hope you're doing well.
Um, oh, back to what I was saying. Ron, ask your question again.
Who is the best streamer, but also can IRL and make it good?
That's also a gamer.
I would say it's me, bro. I'm the best bisexual streamer.
Like, I can do all types of shit.
I'm good at games, I'm good at IRLing, I'm good at being a desktop.
Like, brother, I can go pro in a lot of games.
Okay, if you want to be honest, it's probably just speed, bro, but do you mean like
Oh
You you you you you skill you
skill you I
Think skill you for sure cuz a lot of people that are good at games. Don't IRL
At all like at all
I'm a jack of all trades bro. I'm good looking. I'm good at games
Yo, run I think you're a handsome guy. Are you a sex symbol? No
You're walking into these ones, bro. Run. You're a good-looking guy. You're not a sex symbol my boy
What do you think is a sex syndrome?
Since you know what I'm talking about.
In-streaming?
The whole dick rider?
In general. What do you think I'm going to be like?
Damn, that's not a sex syndrome.
Early 2000s Brad Smith.
I would let early 2000s Brad Smith
rearrange my guts.
No one's going to retweet that.
That's uncomfortable.
We asked a simple question.
I'm just being honest, bro.
Celebrity crush going up growing up early 2000s Brad Pitt no that's like bro like a girl
When I was a kid the first boner I ever got
Rearranging these questions, and you keep giving me not the direct answer. That's not what I asked
I said, who was your celebrity crush growing up? Okay first celebrity crush
I ever got when I was a little kid was Selena Gomez on Wizards of Waverly Place then I watched
Transformers the original one with Megan Fox and yeah
Transformers Megan Fox when she opened up the car hood that changed my life
That's when I was a kid
But now man now my crush is my girlfriend up my crush is my girlfriend. We can never see your girlfriend. Nope literally never
not doing that I'm gonna hit a roam run I'm gonna try to flank the whole team
I'm gonna learn yep Lark I'm actually I'm gonna run to him I got this
it's definitely a dude nope
They run hold up.
Oh my god, it's oh my god, I just I think I just shit myself. I think I just shit myself at times on the window
What is wrong with me like I need to stick to just eat it. No bullshit like
No, no girlfriend is Bernard
Nope
But my girlfriend is not Bernard. It's not AI. It's not a 36 year old man. She's a very beautiful wonderful woman
watch this
hey Leo question my friend jinxie over here said that he got a girlfriend what
are the odds that he's telling the truth
not this guy gotta hate Leo
Why did I switch, why did I switch, why did I switch?
He thinks he's dying of bronze, blame the team now, classic.
I didn't blame the team, I blamed myself and held myself accountable by saying why did I switch?
God, why did I switch? I don't understand what's wrong with you.
Come on, team, please win this.
They're not even inside.
We need to be kidding.
Out of the front.
We need to go out of the front.
Oh, brother.
Oh, brother.
1v2.
They have no time.
They have no time.
They're planting.
They're planting.
Go, go, go!
Run, run, run!
He's left!
Right there!
Yes!
He's got a few of these in the box.
What'd you get?
Um, Jinxie Carrier.
Barra.
Here's the reason why people get stuck in bronze, silver, and copper.
They don't know how to attack.
They attack like they're scared kids, and they leave themselves no time.
That's two consecutive rounds where these enemy bronzes left themselves two seconds to execute sight.
You're never gonna get out of bronze if you're scared kid.
Ever.
For realsies, guys.
Get in bronze and give brown advice.
Uh, pro, 1v1 me, I will pack you up.
You know what I just realized?
Talk to me.
When I went to streamer, you, everyone, there's not a whole video about this now.
Everyone got a normal bus, and my bus was half the size of everyone.
I'm like just realizing this.
Bro, Ron, listen up, bro.
When we get to these streamer games, man,
Our team is winning like we are winning y'all can all scrap for second place. We're winning
No, I can't wait to just beat Joe and something and then he's just gonna get mad and then I'm gonna rub it in his face
Then I'm gonna get I'm just gonna get like so many rage bait on them. Oh
It's actually me cinema
So I'm gonna be honest like realistically if you're betting like you're taking our team chat. Let's call it what it is
You guys can say I'm
You realize there's a football mode right you should have goose bumps on your arms right now
There's a football mode. I'm literally going to be on guard
You know what PK stands for in cyberpK?
What? What? What is it? What does it stand for?
Stands for players, guys.
I don't give a fuck!
Bro, there's a football mode. You're not gonna win.
Bro, you know what it is, right?
It's literally just kicking the ball in a tennis box room.
Yes, penalty shootouts, which I won't miss.
Five seconds.
I promise me you're gonna miss.
We do nothing, brother. You don't know how to kick a ball.
Bah!
Also, chat, y'all have never seen me in go-
with another sprint.
What have y'all seen? Golf, basketball, and football?
Like, and I- what? I'm a specimen in all three, no?
Holy shit.
Holy physics on the game.
PDD mounted.
We will let them know.
I'm bullshit. They cleared.
You're horrible at golf. I'm not bad at golf.
I'm not bad at basketball, and I'm literally a phenom in football
Oh, there's what the fuck do you even do like I'm not even trying to funny like what in school were you?
Athletic and you mentioned fifth fucking girl. No, buddy. I'm a fifth grade analytics to see what you're good at
I was good at football. Well, that was my jam. I was good at football. I
Did wrestling too, but I didn't hit puberty so it was not fair that shit was so stupid
Why did you hit puberty?
I didn't hit puberty until I was 17, I did wrestling when I was 15.
The lowest weight class in wrestling in the state of Florida was 110, I was 89 pounds.
I got thrown around like a rag doll.
Never doing that again.
Wait, you didn't hit puberty until you were 17?
Yes.
Were you like a ladies man in school, like a ladies look at you?
What do you think bro?
I was the height rock.
ladies looked over me literally over me I was five I was five foot two as a soft
more you were a man man no I wasn't right chapter cruising above this gonna
be an easy flag see everything just works off of game sounds guys I am the
clip fuck this
close my god we're gonna lose oh my god those two run did you die yeah I died I
got over aggressive you're right bro my penis was out and it felt like it was
gonna fucking explode I got carried away part of siege you have to know how to
Control your bonus this is why I always recommend players should always be
What do you think every time you're gonna kill your penis gonna get a little bit harder if you're horny you're gonna get over-aggressive
What if you used to be addicted to grown up?
Clack see bro this questions this personal questions, and then there's that like bro, chill
I'm a big guy just like getting suffocated
like
Like with their butt on the face
Oh god, oh brother. I didn't want to think about that, but I could be honest like
Bad aim! 9! See but look Ron, they have no time. See what I mean?
Timing, they have no time to do. They have no time, they have no time.
Look, so now they can't attack the site because they're baited.
This is, oh, check out, see, see, there's three rounds into the rock. Come on.
It's Capcan, the best ad player to get Ron. I feel like everyone's in here.
Yep, literally you can actually get to gold just putting down cap can traps because nobody drove
Why would you throw shit?
Well because the thing with Sina was Sina literally I'm not even kidding when I say this was shooting circles around people
It was some of the worst thing I've ever seen in my life
Sina physically could not keep her gun straight and that's why she struggled
Think about you Ron is you can actually ain't so like if you pick up anything you could probably get to go
Please stop breathing. Time out Sarah slays with a Z. Sarah, you're welcome over here.
Just want to be honest with you, we welcome kind positive messages.
Rawr.
Did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it.
Rob, I love playing games with you, bro. And I'm excited for tomorrow, bro, for real.
Oh my God, I forgot we're doing the fucking thing tomorrow.
That's actually gonna be a fucking fun.
I haven't played a story game in forever. Do I pop a green screen behind me maybe? Just get real cinematic.
Yes, yes.
Wait, Ron, you've never played a story game in your life?
I've played a couple of story games, but the biggest story game I've played is I beat Resident Evil on stream.
I beat Outlast on stream. I beat another Outlast on stream, another Resident Evil.
I gotta do that.
Bro, I don't get you, bro. I don't get you. You've played Resident Evil, which is a scary story game,
story game but you haven't played GTA 5 story you haven't played red never done
something else. I also will say this is true horror games are not that scary
anymore like the original Resident Evil and the original Outlast are so much
more scary than like this new shit that comes out it's actually so bad now like
maybe I'm just like too grown or something like that but like I don't get
scared bro and it makes me mad because I actually want to play scary games that
get scared but like what am I gonna do play Resident Evil and see Resident Evil
food everywhere if I comment on this I'd be barking I never played scary games
ever I hate scary games I only play when my chat like forces me to play I feel
like five nights of parties and then I literally played outlast for an hour
and quit. You got scared of five nights of parties. That game is terrifying. I don't like scary games. I played the original outlast like three times and quit like three times an hour in because it's so scary.
Holy sissos gay. Holy fucking no wonder you hit me at 17. What? That isn't even an apply
Run about a killer old team by the way
No, I am a baby when it comes to carrying in so if I speak I'm larking. I'm going for a kill. Let me lock in
If I speak I'm gonna beat the fuck up
I am Josemarinho about to be inside by the way
What I'm going to do is call these double explosions.
We're going to synchronize this with this.
Hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold.
Catching us, learning to.
Okay, cancellation.
See, now Chaps is looking up.
Bravo 6 going in.
Wait, what?
Wait, what?
Wait, what?
What did I do wrong?
How is that even a bad play?
Hold on, Ron.
I'm about to kill them.
Chaps, genuinely serious, generally.
How was it you got a question? It's no bullshit. You got a question. I
But now watching Jinxie a master at work. He's got a cock on his gun
Can he come to draw doesn't really gotta make a prediction that has a 1v2 to 1v1 situation Jinxie
Where is he without something no way to be able to hear I need to be able to hear coming to the enemy picks up on bomb
Well, he's wasted drone and get a shot probably he's gonna distract the wrong
He's moving he's moving you can hear the footsteps moving if he doesn't stop screaming he'd be able to hear it
JC with his gun out when he had a reload
Nice
It's our top for the potty. Let's go come on. That's I'm talking about
Shot turned on let's go. Let's do the shit nice guys. All right now
We should be in silver because that was bronze ones over for wait wasn't no one should know what it's against him
Was silver?
Yes, which is did that you games?
Yes. Well, yes, yes, literally. She placed in bronze because I think she went like 1 in 4 or 0 in 5, and then she was gonna derank the copper.
Wait, so she spent 40 hours trying to get the silver.
Bro, Sina, I'm not gonna lie, I still don't understand it to this day. I've never seen a streamer in my life outside of sea-
WAIT, I HAVE A PACK!
Is it purple?
Oh no, it's green.
Yeah, that's depressing.
Dude, she actually got into the game.
She got to level 50.
Bro, do you realize how crazy that is?
She, wrong.
She played from level zero to level 50,
like half off stream, played the game,
and literally got depressed, yeah.
Well, she broke her monitor.
She literally, what did she do?
She broke her monitor, was like sleep deprived,
like and got depression I don't know yo no band so we're left like to get
clips up to see now yeah respect for getting level 50 getting level 50 is
like a challenge in why the fuck would you get to level 50 when you can just
buy an account that's what I did well cuz you probably shouldn't look at the thing
is like getting the level 50 you're gonna actually learn the game but you're
right like I'm not gonna hold me to buy an account you were like yo Ron if you
want to play live let's just buy an account I know it's banable whatever it
is but who gives a fuck whatever might be let's let's just play tonight I bet
I mean but
Ludwig said that the corn brook will completely fail on Twitter nice that's
nice of him very kind words actually now what happens if I don't show up to
streamer games you get a cry again wait what did he say what did he say exactly
Come on, he didn't actually say that.
Stable Ronaldo is the only good looking shroomer in court, and overall it will fail.
Just like the Sidemen, how they lost the biggest member, they're gonna lose Stable Ronaldo soon if they can't keep up with him
by giving him the props that he deserves.
Oh, I hate this shit, man. I hate this internet. I actually hate this internet shit.
Like, why make it about me, bro?
Like, yeah, I know I'm better looking than Marlon. I know I'm better looking than Silk.
I know I'm...
Whatever, my beat.
Would you ever start a content group?
Nope.
Literally no.
I don't know how you guys live that's cat that's cat that's cat there was literally a time and it's just true
Who remembers this you won't remember a chat because it was a private combo remember you wanted to join
Secure the air okay the thing is so I
would probably like I
Would probably just want to be a game you know what I mean?
Imagine if like I don't see
Where I just do it. I don't know if I could do that where you guys live
Away from your family for like long periods of time. I haven't seen my mom in two and a half years
But it's okay, you know why the end of the day I'm playing video
Oh, there's a drone in here. I need silver
Family's cool, but I'll be honest my chats my family. I
Look forward to seeing my chat every single day, bro
Yeah, nope my chat. No, no, no half my chat is just rage baiting. Nope. Yeah, but my mom wouldn't raise me fuck that
Reload
I'm gonna answer to my mom, she rage-based a little bit, but my chat is, this is my home
bro, like if it wasn't for them, like what would I be doing right now, James?
You gotta appreciate that shit, like some people take the time out of the day just to
wake up and say I'm going to JT Street today, I'm going to stable street today.
Pretty cute.
Watch out, it's not a year of everything.
what the fuck, man, what the fuck man, what the fuck man, where the fuck man, where where
where, behind you, I know that now, to your left, behind you, to your left, Ron please,
Ron please Ron please Ron please
No hearing equals pre-fire if I hear that
You got the fuse real little pro-trip you have to use that a green screen. What is that?
That's my old or that's I'm sense sense sense sense
I'm so the window once in the closet you can walk up to that shield and punch it you can walk up to that shield
And punch it are you saving the right? Are you gonna save your gun for next round?
Oh my god bad comicality mate
Why would you say to the right when he was to the left L comes because to the right to the right to the right
Can't remember that song?
Nacky nacky there walking like yourself
Jump over that song
The greatest song said it's not L comes. I'm trying to get this kid some sense of urgency like I gotta guide him
He's not gonna do anything if I don't see anything
I'd be honest with you
The best thing
For the best song excuse talk the best song growing up in Jim was the one that goes cha cha real slow
To the right take it back now y'all
Holy bar knowledge. He's right bro. He's right
Run one thing about you row is you never tell the lie man that song was peak dude
When I was in fifth grade our class learned Michael Jackson's thriller the entire dance and performed it in front of our parents at the end of the year
It was actually said I'm sorry to think that you were in the special needs class
You know it's crazy. No, I was not no bullshit. No, I was not no bullshit
You want to know something and I'm not rolling for the stream. I swear to God
I told the server before I used to and I'm so I realized it as I got older like around like 20
21 I think I like figure this out doing like COVID during like my whole middle school and high school
I would always get pulled out of my class for the class
I'm not kidding wait at what age did it stop?
No, I'm serious like I would get pulled out of class and they'd be like is there a Ronnie Netson here?
And then they would pull me to a new class. I'm not kidding
Bro, but I think that's just like the tension
No, no, no, I'm going to go to a new class and I'll have extra time on all my tests also. Okay. Here's my question
Was your class a portable?
Like did it have
Five seconds left. I don't house describe it
Was it affordable? I don't know what that means
Like it was small like a small small room like a tiny room. Yeah, it was really small
I used to do typing classes in there. I remember
You had an IVP wait what is IVP IEP I think it was her like my ADHD right
Chatties literally right there try this way
Chatties literally right there
Shattis wait chatter like run out of throw C4 and have fun. What's the fuck Richard kill?
Wait, what is what the fuck Richard from I remember that like fine, maybe
Run do you remember five seconds five fucking seconds? That's how long it took you to miss me. Oh, that's not hold this guy to the frost mat
How do you get good like this chat? How long was it taken me to have a couple touch of a woman all through high school?
XE Austin on our team
Sure
Yeah, I just didn't feel the touch of a woman bro. Like that's all it is
You can either feel the touch of a woman or feel the touch of champion. It's one of the other you can't have
I never and I know it's hard to believe that like no
wait really rod no way no like there's only like one girl to talk to me and I'll
be honest with you okay I'm gonna say it I'm gonna say it in high school bro
girl if you're short you can't get a girl I'm not even kidding I didn't
puberty till I was 17 you know you know what the fuck first of all what no I'm
not even kidding in high school girls just care about high I know where I was
where this third be kids my age and like they weren't even good looking but
They would just be like so skinny to this over there and they would do this showing and they'd roll to the next six bucks
And they would just go to that it made me so fucking bad, bro
Like I remember bro. I remember there's a couple kids in my school
They weren't ripped all day would have they were just be super fucking skinny and it would take all the girls from everyone, bro
Like this like the kids that are so skinny they have abs
Yes, like yeah, and the worst part is to like I don't know about your school
But my show was kind of weird like there would be like a circle of like girls and guys and they would all just are
Alternate of just dating each other
Yeah
He's right. He's right. They would all stay in one friend. Yeah, it's all this yeah
They gave caps like talking and like kissing and hanging out and just any what is hypergamy sad hypergamy sad
What is that? What is that? I saw people like that. Hi, but what is hyperbogey hypergamy now? Let me say this, bro
to say you had no game bro no it's not that I had no game I physically could
not produce semen I could not know hey I honestly do I didn't have come until
I was like 15 like hypergamy oh that I didn't have come close 17 hypergamy is
the practice of dating or marrying someone who has a higher social status
more money or a better educational background that you do it is definitely
called marrying up the opposite of hypergamy it's just just a raxing is
what I'm hearing no bro in high school I'm not that's not even true that's not
even true in high school in high school girls would literally date dudes who like
had horrible attendance vaped and skated because they were like skinny and tall
they would date the quote unquote bad boys like all right and now those kids
are like pothands. Fucking bad, bro.
I mean, Op4 has found a bomb.
I want to be a bad boy.
But yeah, I'm gonna be honest, like, if you're short in high school, bro, it's hard, bro.
Like, I love y'all. It's hard. Good luck.
It's hard. Girls wouldn't even give you a second look.
I was him, bro. I was him. Like, I was like a short kid.
I'm pack of punching my new jammer. What's that?
Five seconds in counting.
You're still short. I'm literally slightly above average height. I'm like
five nine and a half five ten.
Aren't you like the same height as me?
I'm not the same height as you. I'm literally barely taller than you.
Literally.
There's a guy right here.
I'm going to get a kill.
You're not but okay.
The average height is 5'7", I'm 5'10".
Okay, I guess that's a head shot.
If you thought silver four, no way.
Quiet, no way.
Tell me where to go, tell me where to go.
Teach me.
I want, you are...
Crouched.
Um, okay.
Right, right, right.
Right, straight, straight, straight.
Right.
Left.
Start crafting.
You're gonna run into an enemy.
We're on the drop lobby.
Okay, if you go up the stairs and look left, someone's there.
someone's there he's coming to you coming to you coming to you he's gonna be
rep ready right here at a flank this yo if you drop lobby you actually I don't
know
yeah yeah right down the down the tax down the tax everybody nice run good
talk good dog good dog I don't know where the other guys are I think they're
in sight give it to me see yeah don't they're in sight they're in um I believe
B site. You're now watching a master at work. Oh no, A site. They're in A site. Sorry. Yep,
A site. They're in A site. They're gonna try to plant. Walk up to this door. Look left.
Yep, yep, yep, in that room. I would wait for the plant. I would walk through the door
and take the 2v1. You need to isolate, it's on, it's on, it's on, it's on, it's on!
Not bad to change your head level, a lot of noise though. Not bad though, not bad.
Quick peek, quick peek, quick peek, quick peek.
I gotta show you quick peeking, I have to show you quick peeking. Oh my god.
Uh, what you did was...not bad, not bad.
You be honest with you?
Yup.
Spider-Man dies in the new movie.
Iron Man comes back alive from the ground and he comes up
and they restart the whole movie for Endgame.
It's a whole sequence.
Wait, Ron, can I show you quick peaking, please?
Yes.
If you learn?
Oh my god, I never showed Ron quick peaking.
Oh my god.
You're like driving a car with no steering wheel right now.
Bro, if you learn quick peaking,
your wiener's actually going to get larger.
What are you going, spider with ten eyes?
I honestly, I don't know.
Spider!
Okay, Rod, spawn alley access, spawn alley access, alley express, bro thinks you know
something niche.
I don't know something niche, I'm showing a very common strategy that's very efficient
to a new player you literal ass have.
Bro, I have to go to the gym soon.
Do you go to the gyms in the nighttime or the daytime?
My gym closes at like 8, so you guys can type cap all you want.
I gotta start posting on Instagram to like make sure myself updated. I'm literally about it
You know you get up like a story thing that shows like past stories or whatever like a highlights
I'm gonna make a highlight that's a day one day two day three day four
No, you have it in the gym for the past like three days
I'm doing that for a good one day
Run come to this window in the action phase. I'm gonna show you quick big
Let me show you both of you.
You know your lean buttons, right? You know, I just need you to know your lean buttons because I'm controlled on your mouse, so it's different.
Alright.
God, it's kind of weird. I don't know how to explain quickly. It's like breathing, but I'm gonna try to explain it.
I'm not gonna iron out the gym for people to copy my like routines. I'm trying to gatekeep it.
I'm trying to gatekeep my PC.
10 seconds.
Please stop being fucking stupid from once in a while.
Why would I sit here and give people my routine so that they can look like me when I'm trying to gate keep down my shit.
Okay, and defuse the bomb.
Come on, come on, come on, come on. Right here.
Alright.
All you're gonna do, this is literally it.
Instead of like peeking a door like you did last game, you're going to do this.
Stop, stop, stop. See how I'm doing this?
I lean right, I lean left. I lean right, I lean left, I lean right.
I lean right, I lean right.
Oh my god, my buttons are Q&A. That's really hard
Well every time you peek a door you're gonna do this because go on my drone
No, no, no like run go on my drone go on my drone in printer like get on it like get on my camera
Get on my camera
Like run get on it like get on the camera
Like with your hands like with your eyeballs not physically get on it. All right. You just say with my head
what are you talking about I mean like get on it like you it like you it should
have just said that run do you want to make a big time play with me
run do you want to make a big time play with me yes ready three two one game
time. These work heroes are made. Yo, so, you wanna co- Yo, Lola, did you wanna calm
you stupid fuck that there was someone behind us? I thought you were gonna clear it. Maybe
use your fucking mic, you dumbass! Are you fucking stupid?! I'm trying to clutch and
you're making me sick. Really? Come on, Jake, you're making me sick. Bad reaction time.
Oh, that's what a pick aim is.
Can you see such a 1v3 shot?
Is that his body without stopping?
I got refired by a silver player.
I guess this guy's so much.
You generally just got slammed.
Generally too.
But how am I getting refired by a silver player?
Like, I'm gonna lose it in a minute here.
God, I'm getting fried this game!
Yeah, but Ron, the thing about Siege is like the most important thing is perspective and peekers advantage.
And like that's what you need to understand if you want to get to like, play and stuff.
Well, why would I take advice from someone in a bronze lobby who literally only has five kills?
I'm one of the lobby, bro.
I've reached champion 21 times with a positive consecutive KD every single time, bro.
You're top 3.
They really made the truth.
Okay, now try to get to champion without dying.
That's physically impossible physically impossible. No he couldn't
Celtic shag emote. Hi guys. Why is this an emote? It's obviously just gonna be used for negativity like why is that
I didn't say anything bad. I said negativity pardon
I gotta go out of here
All right
This is the classic-
Wait, oh, I don't know what you're going to leave after this.
Nah, bro. Nah, man.
I told you.
Nah, man.
No, no, no.
Nah, duck shaking head, man.
Ron, I told you I have to go at 8 p.m.
literally five hours ago, before I was even alive.
I told my chat I had to go at 8 p.m.
Not 7.41.
Yeah, but I can't start a game because I have something to do at 8 p.m.
I have something to do.
be honest you see talk to me do you like her more than me
bro what do you mean what are you trying to say bro
bro Ron I love you to death kid like what do you want me to say bro
So when you gonna tell her that we did that too, she think she saw it, but it's not our
plan.
That was our place, you found it first.
Sorry.
Okay, Ron, listen, let me say this to you, man.
To get to the next level in Siege, I want you to understand, do you know what Peeker's
advantage is?
What the fuck is the matter, buddy?
Tumplets, Rainbow Six Seeds is a game where playing is very important.
If everybody has input to play, everyone, it doesn't matter who you are or where you
are, everyone has input to play.
If I peek you and you are just holding, if I peek you and you're holding an angle, I'm
going to see you before you see me.
That is what peekage advantage is.
You need to use that to your advantage.
The saying is called in siege, swing or be swung.
It's a very important saying to learn.
LARP!
I dedicated my life to the game.
I mean if you guys are going to say everything's LARP I'm going to lose it bro.
That's clearly not LARP.
Swing or be swung right?
Swing or be swung.
Yes, swing or be swung.
Okay best, so you're telling me that I should swing more?
Yes.
But it depends.
Like angles you should hold is like-
I bet.
I bet.
I bet, I bet.
Two brown bad?
You said swing or get swung and he swung me and killed me when I swung so how does that
make any sense?
You shoved your hat on a window like an undisciplined swine and then you died because of it.
So now you're gonna tell me after I fucking died what my problem was.
Because Ron that's not swinging, that's stopping your head on the lookout.
This is why certain coaches need to be covered with a fuselage, let us.
He see I synchronize everything?
Every time I make noise I move off of it, that's why I'm the truth.
Okay show us why you're the truth, you see.
He can't 1v4, he's just carried by Stompin.
He can't 1v2, he's just carried by Stompin.
Oh my, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my fucking god.
I guess Stompin's gonna lose that 1v1.
Holy shit, you're actually lost.
No bullshit. I just died to a 60 fov friggin player, bro. 60 fov. Yeah, Celtic Shaq. It's a 1v4
tactic. I'm gonna start calling you Nicholas Douglas Stewart from LARPEN SPRINGS because there's no way you're a champion.
Your brain is a toaster, bro. That's like something my chat would say. There's no way this guy is a fucking champion.
Ron, you're right. I'm not a champion. I'm a 21-time champion.
Oh, God.
Alright. I'm a 21-time champion. Cade? Like, that's what I do, bro.
Tamer, what am I going to do when you leave, bro?
I have no friends to hang out with. Lacey's getting high, Silke's not here.
Jason is hanging out with Ludwig. Adapt is left.
Marlon doesn't pick up my phone calls. You're my only friend right now.
Well, Ron, guess what? Tomorrow we're going to play a way out together the whole game.
Yeah, but I don't want to do that tomorrow.
I want to get away out of this problem right now.
Well, Ron, I don't know, man.
Maybe just have a great time, have a great night, hug
your girlfriend or something, and then, bro, tomorrow
I'm going to see you, bro.
Like, tomorrow I'm going to see you in a way out, bro.
I'm sorry, it's a short story.
Fuck, if you count, make every one.
Yo, hi, guys, get out of my chat, bro.
I don't want to play video games with you.
No.
wait what have i said exactly what it is that you're after don't worry
son
your job i'm gonna check on joe and you if there's still a lot of it
you didn't see how it ended
no he's still alive
joe's fucking
vein on his forehead
exploded so he could go to the hospital at the end
that's not
You use his cortisol levels were so high
Yeah, who needs to qualify for fortnight entertaining not entertaining. Oh, that's fun to watch
I don't know
Dude run, you know what sucks?
FNCS grants is the exact same dates as streamer games
I found that out literally like yes the exact same
And times they should just move
Literally that's what I said
Moving to the third I mean they're never doing that
I'm gonna start playing this game like Call of Duty
No, that's how you literally never get out of bronze. That's the worst mindset ever. Yeah for a bot like you watch this shit
Tom Clash Rainbow Six Siege is the gulf of first person shooters and you have to treat
it like that bro. It's like a gulf.
We're the best R6 player like genuinely that like...
Uh, stop it.
We have to finish this.
We're the best player.
Move! Move! Move! Move!
Like my teammates are so fucking stupid that I don't even know where to go.
Watch out bitch.
with me wait there my good run watch out I would have your head on that okay
that's a good angle that's a good angle right I think well let me see
run you have to win this yeah match like close like match play yeah right
there right there match point they needed a star player start players make
star decisions your four yanks do you know how to wait one spot and square
where you just looked one spot and square ones on the b-bomb one spot and
square ones on the bebop.
Chill chill don't be a bear. You're good.
All they knew magazine!
Run! If you go to the window,
crouch up to the window.
Oh no don't do that don't do that don't do that don't do that.
Stop stop. Leave leave leave leave leave leave leave leave leave.
Go left go left go left. Stop! Go left go left.
Left left left.
Crouch up to this window. Go to the left!
Crouch up! Crouch up to the window!
Yo, are you trying to like, create-
Can I mute this guy on my goal?
Crouch up! Crouch up!
Okay.
You could bank a ying in there and then jump in.
I would bank a ying in there and then jump in.
Like, second.
Not yet, no, no, no, no, no.
Now take the defuser and plant.
Take the defuser and plant. Right here.
Here, now.
Perfect. Take the defuser and plant.
And then you could bank another ying.
I would bank another ying off the ceiling.
Shh.
OH MY GOD!
NICE, RUN!
ACTUALLY NICE!
Wow!
Well done, Pete!
Ron, do you want me to backseat or do you want me to just not talk?
No, just sometimes I could just like...
You have so much vibrations in that cold head of yours
that it like sends like certain type of energy frequencies to me.
Got it. So just shut it up. Okay. There's sometimes.
My Ron, I'm still here. If you need one, go fuck yourself.
You're not playing with me.
Elron.
Run. Um, do you have like a, uh, would you do the challenge sin?
I did on stage or not?
So that's the only thing right? It's how long would it actually take me if I said like oh I'm gonna solo queue to like gold
Gold oh god. I don't know if like bro the thing is I don't know about and silver like you might get placed in like bronze
I don't know about and bro. Like I don't like I don't know if you're a PC gold yet
It's kind of hard. I don't think you are to be honest
How is Ron Morgan jinxing his
Yeah, bro, I don't know to be honest with you
Like when I played this today, I was like, okay, you know what?
This is fun, whatever.
But like, I thought this guy would have gotten me to like silver or flat by now, you know?
Bro, we haven't even lost, bro.
You can't even play.
We have not lost.
Okay, do you mind if I make a stable or an auto player now?
Every time you say that, you end up like getting killed.
So no.
I'm going to go make a stable or an auto player.
So, the one thing that a lot of you don't know is distractions. Distractions in a video game is a big thing.
They're gonna run through here, Chad. Look at this play-by-play. They're gonna run through here. They're gonna destroy this chamber.
Now call me dumb. Everyone call me dumb. Go ahead. Call me dumb. They're also gonna destroy this one. Now call me dumb. Now call me dumb. Now call me dumb.
Are you putting new chambers in the center of the fucking carpet?
Oh, where? Watch this. Ready? Quiet. Quiet on set.
What is he doing?
Shhh.
Rather, repelling up to the window.
Repelling to your left.
Repelling to your left.
Repelling to your left.
Repelling to your left!
Stand up!
Left!
Left!
Why would you not tell me?
I don't understand.
Why would you not tell me?
I told you 9 fucking times and then I died telling you.
Bro.
I was expecting you.
I know it was, Jack.
You know what it actually was?
I'll tell you the truth.
It was a real lie.
I was expecting you.
I was expecting you.
I was expecting you.
You know what it was, Jack?
Jack.
You know what it actually was?
You know what it actually was? I'll tell you exactly what it was. I'm trying to hear any screaming. He's right. I'm right
I'm right. I'm right you I wouldn't your psycho dude
You're a psycho you died to what I called out nine times. I could not have been more clear
Yeah sentient right here sentient human, right? I said propelling to your life nine times
I I didn't know you're talking about my left or my left
Scoreboard I died
Scoreboard, yeah to them are crouching in bottom lobby listen to the actual top track, please
Osa site window to bottom lobby
No one under yeah, that is the most butchered call I've ever heard Osa site window to love Osa still there
Always this is to the left to see no
I
Was right I was right once again
That was brown
Yep, we're about to lose the game it when you go to overtime it goes to five in ranks. Oh
Oh, so...
So now I'm gonna lock in. I'm not gonna spectate you and then die like come on
But yeah, but that's the Nicholas Stewart Mock. I'm spectating Ron of any op. Okay
I'm spectating Ron and then he armor who's up the hash like all right. Like just so stupid
Give us a my Johnson is small right, okay, that's great. I gotta sneeze brother. I've mission
Uh, do you have permission to sneeze yet?
What?
You ever about a sneeze, but when you sneeze you feel like your whole fucking throat is
gonna fall out?
No.
That sounds horrible.
Have you ever sneezed farted at the same time?
So one time I got food poisoning, where I'm not kidding, I'm not trying to be funny for
the stream, nothing.
I got food poisoning to the point where every time I farted, diarrhea would come out.
Oh my god, no, no, no serious
But but as diarrhea was coming out. I was throwing up at the exact same time
And it happened for four hours at 3 a.m. In the morning, and I woke up
And then I woke up and I had to go to the hospital and they told me that I was like on the verge of like
So much dehydration where I could have like passed out like that. I have to get like three
Yeah, I think it's got like three IVs in there.
Oh god, oh god!
I'm actually sorry, that sucks dude.
Alright Ron, you wanna go have a sight?
No come come come, I'm sparking, sparking, sparking, sparking, sparking, sparking, sparking!
Nice reaction time, Keith!
Alright come with me.
Ron, we are going to break one of my fundamental rules.
We are not gonna drone!
Alright, come on, shit!
D-Gloves, aware.
Because I have a broken angle that I want to show you.
Watch what I'm about to do.
This is the best angle in the game, I'm not kidding.
I don't need to drone on this.
Alright, nobody's garage, we're good.
I totally lied, but it turned out nobody was garage.
Walk, walk, don't run, walk.
Oh my god, I see his feet.
Oh, they barricaded everything.
Ron, just keep crouching until we see his feet.
We're gonna play like absolute delinquent
Can I make a stable or not a player now hold on
How many grenades what I knocked one I knocked
I'm going in stay more on a blend nice one in there get in there Ron
why two browns one whoa he's one I like to be like ten he's a quiet quiet on the
creek run jump in the window and plant jump with the window and plant quiet on
the creek three two one three two jump in that window and plant trust me right
There right there run the corner run to the corner where that's the best one spot in the game
It's all metal. You can't die. Shut up. Watch this shit ready. You're now watching a master
Nice
No, I love how you're pre-firing
Do I like mushrooms? What's going on?
Dude, I like how you actually free fire though.
Like I'm gonna be idle.
I love that boy.
No, I hate my chaps.
What other streamers pre-powering like that, bro?
That's not, but doesn't really see a chance.
I like that.
Okay, someone tell Lays to come up with a Samsung
because the Jinx is getting off after this
and I need content.
Okay, lockers, lockers, lockers, lockers, lockers.
Listen, Jinx, I'm not, okay, this is the rules
and everyone's gonna agree with this in this chat.
We're not leaving Rainbow Six Season 2, and no, no wins.
If we lose this, we gotta go again.
Right, I mean, you're happy, you're happy,
you're happy, you're happy, you're happy.
Okay, so then no die, so then no die.
No, so no die.
You're just gonna get a theme tell me.
Like, I know you, bro, I know this, I know this.
No, yeah, yeah, I know this, I know this.
Ron, have you ever seen that TikTok?
Shut the fuck up, bro.
The guy's in the grocery store trying to meet a minor
and somebody's recording.
What?
Yeah, no, I know this, I know this, I know this.
Sounded like you guys seen this?
Have you seen the one where the guy catch
Rusted piece, popped smoke
RRRRRRRRRRRR
And then he just like swings every single fucking thing up the grocery thing
So Chad, let me say this bro, I have not
The two knights, oh no
When Ron was sleeping in my bed
He would go on TikTok
I'm not kidding
Ron's brain is a toaster
He scrolls through his TikTok
It is the most brain-wrought TikTok
I've ever seen in my life
in my life like I'm talking the tiktoks on Rob's phone are literally brain rod it's insane
his brain's a toaster bro I'm just a baby
okay gentlemen
yeah my tiktok is not that bad my tiktok is like gaming stuff Ron's tiktok would be
like a shirtless homeless guy with peanut butter like dancing like Ron's tiktok would
I'm saying five seconds and counting
Off for is located a bomb get ready to change
Chat just let me cover back
Wait she'll quiet on the creek oh
My god away back. I got shit on I
I got a kill three
I have to use our body but I can't refuse with me. We could be cringe. Yep
Rewind location has been compromised
good
GG boys. We won this game. It's gonna fucking double use in the chat
Ladies bring that Samsung up here right now, bro. It's fucking over ditch fucking teach. I'm so fucking confident
This is not funny. Oh
Oh
He's walking yeah, watch out watch out watch out watch out watch out don't tell this watch out
He's in there. It's a poor thing. You got it. Well, they got shit on me
Not bad kid good recoil
I think they're both there they're both there
Yes, they're both there both of them. That's a good angle Ron. That's it. No, no, that's good. That's good. That's good
That's good three two
One, Gege.
Don't move, your idiot teammate might shoot you.
That's a good angle, Ron, that's a good angle.
Oh, almost, almost.
One's running up the stairs.
Yeager, running at you, the door, the door, Yeager, the door!
Oh my god, where'd you just go?
We're gonna lose this.
Stop, stop, stop moving, stop moving.
Ron, that's a good angle.
Oh no.
You got thrown, you got thrown.
One's on the left side of the door, one's on the right side of the door.
Oh no. Oh no.
One's above. Nice put up. Nice put up.
One's here. Nice to meet him. That guy's low.
One of them's above. Flanking you. Flanking you.
Nope. You gotta isolate this gun. Yep. Splat here. Splat here. Splat here.
Nice! 1v1. The last guy's inside. On my ping. On my ping. On my yellow ping.
Standing on my yellow ping. Standing on my yellow ping. Standing on my yellow ping.
standing on my elephant three two one do not know
all friendly were eliminated
i was going to say do not peek him because he has to plant yes to plant
that's all you got for me okay why did i say
why did i have more kills than jesse the real question
seriously all right bro brun i'm off rough hey
I will see you tomorrow for a way out locked
So you're leaving me right now
Bro run I have stuff I have to do
I lost my game bro
I lost my friend
Oh my camera died
No, no
Run, I love you bro, and I'll see you tomorrow for a way out. Okay. Okay. How much do you love me though?
On a scale of one to ten literally a ten, bro. I love you, bro. You're a good guy
more than...
More than what?
More than what, Ron?
So when you gonna tell her
that we did that too
she thinks she's special
but it's all brand new
I thought the girl was the man
when I had her in my hand
but it was a duke
That's what happens when you go to Thailand
That's it, I'm not going to know
Yeah, I'm just saying
Thank y'all for the subs and the chatting, y'all for the follows
Jinx, you ready?
I'll wait
Alright, I'm switching, ready?
Yeah
What you been doing all day?
playing bo2?
usual?
what?
playing bo2?
what?
what?
what are you doing?
i'm getting there
like what do you want?
You got a drunk all right, bro. Tell Jinx you this
Thanks, Jax
Shout out the junk goes into chat man. Yo, hey, see
So let me get you the more crazy I did
Yeah, you find Mario Kart and smoking
AHH!
Make sure I don't...
What's going on down there?
I saw you got inspired by my video.
I did.
But I didn't smoke this much.
Yeah.
You wanna try some mushrooms and mac and cheese?
No.
You know what they should kinda look like?
Let's see if people could look like things from Bowser.
HAHAHA!
Mushrooms are good, actually.
Do you want to have mushrooms?
No.
So you have boba, mushrooms, ice cream, steak, macaroni.
Steak.
It smells like steak.
Is there steak?
Nope.
That's mushrooms.
So is you doing a mario macchiato?
Yeah.
So it's a mario macchiato.
She uses the rigi of Italian rice.
And then mushrooms, because you use them for spring boost.
You're playing with Bowser?
No, I'm not.
You're playing with Bowser, though.
Oh my God, look at the negative cheese, man.
That is straight going.
No.
So, what's your goal here?
What do you mean?
What are you trying to do? Are you trying to beat Mario Kart?
Oh my God, I haven't seen the top ten.
Yeah, no, that's me. It took me people from phone that series so we did it
What was every three every three rounds? Yeah, I would do a wheel spin. I'm gonna playing a hundred and twenty-three games
Yeah, and out of a hundred twenty-three games. I got one win. Yeah
I can't break it up then
Are you doing online against your viewers? Yeah. Yeah, that's how they get here. At any time they play until the end
They throw a fucking mushroom at me. Yep
That's what they get here
I didn't even know this chat. I didn't know you guys had Nintendo switches, bro
Yeah, does everybody have like a Nintendo switch like I'm convinced that everyone has a Nintendo switch Xbox PS5
No, we should do we should run up Call of Duty Black Ops to search and destroy wallies. Hi
You know what I realized today, let's look at them on YouTube and
Six out of my top 12
Hi as you video is for me when I'm high
Maybe it's the same. Maybe it's like a sign that something's bad.
Maybe people only like you when you're angry at birds.
Maybe people don't like you for Lacey.
And you don't even want to try mushroom milk?
What if people only like you for Lacey and not Nicolas Fosco?
Well then...
Stop sucking on Boba, bro.
That is disgusting. I'm not going to lie. Boba is so shit now.
Thank you like it's so bad. It's just like shit, but are you eating mushrooms macaroni boba and ice cream?
I thought you were losing weight. What is I'm not even kidding. What is the point of taking that up? You're just wasting money
Well, I'm not a baby right now
I have surgery. What if you end up being like way bigger than you were before?
What if you end up like 400 pounds? It's possible
Well, my doctor told me that I was losing weight after the surgery because of the perks.
You're on perks?
Well, maybe I'm preparing some more.
You're going to be aggressive.
That's not crazy.
I'm going to get irritated very easily.
I'm going to troll him.
I'm going to be like, I'm not going to tell you anything mad.
Just hide him.
Hide the perks.
Can I resell your perks?
Well, I'm done, yeah.
I'm going to hide the virus.
Does he live in this house?
You're playing right now, if you're not going to try any Mario Kart.
I'm going to make a Mario Kart.
So what happens if like you're like 10 more hours in and you're suddenly beating it?
Mmm, I'm not playing for that one. I'm playing like I can't smoke any more.
Holy actually, that's cute.
How many hits have you taken?
I'm the whole one down.
Not a lot of light up is taking on the ground.
Your whole ground?
Yeah, by myself. In like 30 minutes.
I'm about to land one right now called the Green Crack.
I didn't call it the Green Crack.
I don't know. My cat's been spending Green Crack right now or so.
Why don't you join them?
I'm good.
I'm not smoking.
I'm not smoking.
God, try to hit the green crack.
I'm not going to smoke something called the green crack.
No, no, come on.
Oh, it's what?
Go ahead.
What?
I didn't know you were a pussy.
So you know what I mean?
You know what I mean tonight?
You're going to smoke the green crack.
What are you doing?
You want to know what I'm doing tonight?
What are you going to drink?
You're not supposed to say anything.
We're going to figure out.
We're going to figure out.
I'm not getting a green crack in my throat right now.
Come on, man.
It's not happening.
One hit.
Brother, what the fuck is a green crack?
Can you explain what a green crack is?
You're a fucking junkie.
Yeah, what's green crack?
If it gets hard, it doesn't matter.
If it gets you high, it doesn't kill you.
Someone literally smoked a fortnight cart in my school and had seven seizures in my fortnight cart
Yes, it's called a chubb cart and it was like fucking it was like
What's the hidden hills with the hills? What is it called?
What?
That one of the people on the original map?
Oh, Haunted Hill Haunted Hill
Haunted Hills was the cart color, and it was like Raven's Finn folded a joint
It's really that
And he's seizure, it was full ass, right?
I'm not kidding
The green crack is a strain of weed that's known to be extremely potent.
It's known as green couch and is a famous dominant cannabis cultivator
celebrating for its sharp energy and fast-fitting cerebral palsy.
What?
See, nothing you said there was bad genuinely.
Cerebral palsy is that when you can't move?
Yeah, it's not gonna...
Yeah, you're not gonna...
Dude, okay.
It's not because you have cerebral palsy?
No.
Bro.
I gotta see it through, bro.
This is just drooling, man.
Bro.
Who's Sarah?
Cerebral.
No, say Sarah Pulsley. Is that who it is?
Who's who?
No, Cerebral Palsy.
It's the disease.
Okay, so what's the worst that can happen if I still have this right now when I have
to do something like 3 hours?
3 hours from now, you're gonna be fucking chilling.
I'm gonna be chilling.
Unless you like take a nap or like go to bed.
Oh, okay, so I don't know.
So, let's put this in the air, right?
You're gonna be chewing until you do a fake hit and then you put it to another one and then that was a fake hit
No, it's too it's too easy to wait and turn an exit
This was two hits and then what if it's too fake it's my accent
They had to do more real ones
Yeah, I know how this game goes
No, maybe 40 minutes. Oh wait, and then no no and somehow the split was gone. I they said green push
Green crack that it I was like 15 to 25 T. She has not even bad
bro, dude the other pre-rolls are like 47%
oh
i have a better idea
why don't we just
drink one of silks to keep the drink
no
oh i have one in my room
no no no no no no
bro those are 100 milligrams of bottle
i took one chug and i was on the fucking move
those are insane
i didn't want to like it
i don't like to go away
i wish i could reset that one
those are fucking nuts
are you wearing a streamer universe in polo?
no
graduated
I feel like you're a super, best super senior, and I feel like once you graduate, I think
school you went back to, but they just were like, I'm back from high school, three times.
What?
What about you?
For what?
Just go to the football games?
Not really, actually, the football games.
I did.
I went to the football games.
You know I want to go to the softball football games.
It was.
My cousin was.
He tells the kids, your cousin's been graduating for two years.
I'm thinking about going to Cherry Hill East, that's my high school, I'm going to go during
September and I'm going to teach the kids how to drop out of school and become a student.
I want to teach the kids.
You think at Cherry Hill East I'm like an urban legend?
Like you think kids are like what the fuck I'm a legend?
You think you're the biggest thing to come out of that school?
Definitely.
I've had kids send me pictures of what they have in my yearbook.
I don't know kids if that's my yearbook.
When your back kid was a sacrament, she got a wiki.
Hey, if you're a kid, you're a wiki.
Back it was a sacrament. She felt wiki. Hey, if y'all want to talk about my year, but go find it
I don't think it was even fine. I know
You kind of nuts
If they find I could tell them who I had a crush on
What do you think's gonna happen in our like when we're like 35 we go like our reunion
We're gonna be with that like legends. I make it about me. I'm gonna land in a helicopter and I'm gonna force security guards
Oh god, my high schoolers, you know, I'm making that shit up, they've been with me for four years, I'm making that shit up.
Why'd they bully you?
Because I was fat.
No.
Yeah, they call me fat, they call me fat ass.
Are you serious?
At lunch, they would always like come to me as a joke, I don't see them there, they go, hey, you want my plate?
No, they don't, I don't want to do that.
Yeah, they call you fat.
Yep.
And they're like, oh, you're getting double today, every day.
That's crazy.
Yeah, I'm kind of like the same way.
My school days call me, this is like the old day.
I used to get made fun of from my fingers.
You used to say I had sausage fingers, like no bullshit.
I used to say that I had like neat gloves.
That was what the kid used to say.
And then one kid called me like a vampire because I had bags under my eyes.
And he said that I was depressed.
And like there was a rumor that went around the school to all the girls that like,
I look like a raccoon or something like that because my eye bags, they're like,
I don't know how to describe it.
They would call me like Nemo, or like Vampire Boy, or...
Oh, look at his meat gloves, they're like...
Raccoon?
Yeah.
I don't have meat gloves though, right?
Hey, look at these.
These are nice looking fingers.
Those sausage rinds, but...
What?
Not bad.
Your arm?
I guarantee if I squeeze it hard, I'll oil it.
Yeah, it's true.
Not true, not true, not true.
I'm not like, I'm saying, like, everybody in Hygiene, they're just like...
They just fucking...
They bully me.
You know, I was the only person...
what also the only person that my priest didn't touch
seven three you went to jail you got no i was the only one who didn't get touched
i was the only one who didn't have a story are you ashamed of that you're not ashamed of it
like where she fit yeah i mean yeah obviously it's like bad but like i do i
really i felt like i was left out okay not like left out but actually i wasn't like
You know what I mean?
Wait, I don't want to explain what I'm saying.
My dream teacher used to touch us.
I didn't realize until after high school that that was like, no.
Like we used to change during the locker room.
That was bad.
He touched you?
Yeah, my dad.
This is exactly what I want to know.
I'm not kidding.
You know cameras, they don't tell you how to film.
I never knew when I had to process them so my mom and dad would do it.
My mom wouldn't be in the room right at the same time, but even my dad.
I'm so serious.
Like, did your butt?
Check my ass.
Check my ass because I used to get constipated heavily.
What do you do?
I don't want to say anything.
Watch.
She's going to know this story.
I'm talking.
Hey mom, I'm with Lacey right now.
I'm with Lacey right now, we're live on stream.
Hey MC Ben.
Hi.
Hey.
I'm trying to explain to him this.
I'm asking.
No, hold on.
I'm trying to explain to this story
about how there's one time I was so constipated
he'd bet me over the bed.
I do not believe you're going to do this story again.
Again?
Can you just tell the story
if I think you would don't believe it?
No, I'm not telling you the story.
Can you tell me?
I don't believe it.
This is her story.
Why should you believe him?
I don't, he hasn't even told you what it is.
I'm just, mom just tell us the story, mom.
Tell us the story, come on.
It was a suppository, it's not how you say it.
Is it?
Basically, okay so she bit me over her head,
oiled up my ass.
That's not.
No, she oiled up my ass and she fingered my asshole
to get poop out.
She noticed you just laughing at the two stores.
She bent you over the bed and said, hey, run, bend over the bed, she didn't talk, she didn't talk oil, she got, she got, mom, what was it, it wasn't oil, what was it, it was uh, no, no, what was it, it was, you know what I'm talking about, it's like the, you know what I'm talking about, what is this sheet where you just say, you, you take out a scoop, Vaseline, yeah Vaseline, she put Vaseline on her face.
and fingered my ass, like, I don't know if it felt good, to be honest with you, but it was back when I was like,
was it like a finger in the scoop out, or was it like a, no, like, mom, was it more of like you fingered my ass or was it like you grabbed it?
Can you tell another story?
Um, I don't really know.
Not an old telling me either.
I can tell you one.
About me?
Okay.
When I was younger, my uncle, he would always-
I was playing in the way.
No, I was playing in the way.
It was my uncle, and we would always have Sunday dinners, and he would come up behind
me and he would suck my earlobes and like twist my nipples a little bit.
Yeah, that's clean.
Okay.
Oh my God.
Did I get stories, Mom?
I'm sorry, I know.
But I have lots of stories.
I hope that he won't be able to tell any of them.
What?
I have lots of stories, I hope that you won't be able to tell any of them.
What?
Can you tell a story about how you figured my ass out when it came out?
Can you tell a different story claims?
Alright, I gotta go back to work.
Alright, you do that. I love ya.
Alright.
Tell me just a real story.
As soon as your asshole fingered.
No, I'm not kidding, so like, okay.
This is Ron's friend that has strokes from a blinker.
No way they found the kid.
Oh my god.
I put the link in.
There's no way these things found the kid who took a blinker from my high school in the past.
I was injured.
Wait, I had a little dental login.
I mean, so basically my mom, I swear to God, I was in a trip for an hour and a half in my dad's bathroom.
And I couldn't get a shit out. It hurt so badly to stop.
My mom put me on like this, and I was like this.
No, no, she's right behind me.
No, no, get away from me!
Stop! No, stop!
Get away!
Okay, put a finger, like,
like, walls, put it down,
like, she shoved the finger in, like, too.
Like, dug it out,
like, she tried to dig it out.
Yes.
But that's the reason.
You never had a story about it?
You guys?
No, I mean, I know.
You remind my asshole.
You really don't know how your uncle grabbed your,
your little, or grabbed your peoples and licked your ear, though.
Do you have his number?
He's dead.
No, that's a lung disease. I'm smoking too much.
Did you like your uncle? Yeah, I never got.
Oh, my mom's calling me.
Hey, Mom.
You are blowing this out of proportion.
How do you talk about it?
I vividly remember I was laying on the bed, yours and dad's bed,
and I remember you dazzling into your finger and you fingered my ass.
God!
That is literally what happened!
It's the way you make it sound.
Okay, mom, mom, look at my screen.
So I wasn't benched over like this.
Arts off and you vassal in your finger and finger in my ass.
What are you going to do?
Is that what happened?
I can't.
Oh my god, I said what happened to it.
I'm telling you.
I know what the worst part is.
You don't have what's worse?
I mean, you know when you get a shit thing.
It's like little balls, you know, like the tiny little balls, that's what it was.
It took an hour and a half, and it was in a bowl, it was in a bowl bowl.
You guys are assholes, finger-finger-finger, I want to have it.
No, it didn't hurt for an hour, it was in a 30-second.
It was quick though.
How's it been, Ty?
It's a good memory.
Yeah, it's a great fucking memory.
I'm not gonna like the green crack, let me know if anyone knows.
You're not gonna actually try that?
No, I'm not gonna try the green crack, let me know.
If you're gonna do it outside or here?
It's not a great thing, green crack is gonna go all over the place.
Let's try the windows over here.
Ah, nice.
I'm not doing the green one.
Oh, shut up!
There's the other singular.
Soul in my chat.
Yo, Silky!
Guys?
Guys?
Good question, cucumber.
Two seconds, right?
We'll see you in an hour.
Two seconds for Silky.
How long does that take to check?
Alright, another hour and twenty minutes.
We're back right here.
Okay, this guy's not gonna work.
What?
Ref, ref, ref, ref.
You want everything?
Yeah.
Wait, so what if I eat this, you know, like a high?
Dude, that's what Drew Wolfe's dumb ass said.
Oh.
Please?
Jerry?
Jerry?
Ooh, you want a water?
I'm okay.
Oh, you know what's also a good story?
I'm not kidding.
What's the story, dude?
Suki!
Wait, did your mom also have her cream on her next day?
What?
Which cream are we gonna use now?
No, we're gonna try to find out.
What?
You know what you gotta tell me now.
It's on my cell screen.
There is evidence. Tell me.
No, I was going to say, well, my mom would always keep like little bits of cash in her drawer,
so I wouldn't go in the lab, go in the kitchen door, and I would be like $10 a mil.
How many bills were there? Was there a lot? Or was it like a couple?
No, I would probably pick a box of books in the drawer.
And I would usually use like 20 to 10 years, which is like, yeah.
And then, there wasn't any natural, so I opened one of the left of it.
It's just pretty, like, rainbow dildos.
That's just so funny.
There's dildo, vibrator, lubricant, condos, crazy shit, right?
Some crazy shit head cuffs.
Actually, they're coming from now.
Wait, is this two seconds or?
It's been a few minutes and a half.
Who's cooking the seconds?
I gotta ask something with the green crackers.
How about casting with green crackers and find out what the green crackers are?
I'm not trying to go to outer space bro.
No, no, no, no, no.
So gay.
Jerry?
Can I come?
Alright Jerry, come out here.
He's having a rough day.
I heard his PC is not working.
Is that where the stream is?
There's another PC, but I got problems that it's made the PC's not working.
You know what I heard?
Well everybody's stream is not going to work for the next week.
What's going to happen?
I don't know, I'm going to get a offline ban.
So if this is just my new build, I'm just going to get a brick on my page,
and maybe it's like, make a live stream.
I'm going to get no one to smoke for you.
Alright, I'm going to scoot this green crack so I can like,
I'm telling you, I know there's a Beckett community around here, but I'm telling you, it's somewhere here.
They're up here in Azure.
Hey bro, where's the green crack?
Huh? Where is it?
I don't know.
You said, where's the green crack?
Yeah, it smells like pot.
Wait here.
Why is there just bananas on the ground?
I'll probably get Diddy Con or Dr. Tom put them there.
Yeah.
Look, bro.
Nice right here.
Oh, hey, Moe!
What the fuck are you doing here, sis?
Oh, I didn't know you were going to come out.
It's been two seconds.
Welcome to our three minutes.
What is the green crap, Silky?
The green crap.
Yeah, see, I'm not there.
It's a fucking blunt.
He wants me to smoke.
Can you determine whether or not this is good?
The last part of the story?
Crazy I inspired you that because he's playing Mario Kart during challenge
Okay, well whose idea was that originally remember the house
Actually, I gave that idea. No, let's be honest with any it was
No, no, my idea. I literally said do that. It was not nice. No, it wasn't me
No
I'm gonna react to this video Sinatra actually exposed it because he kept saying that he was better than Sinatra
So now I'm gonna actually act to that video Sinatra actually exposed it for Karrion and um
So you think you're better than him?
Yes I think I'm better than him
I think in any game that we fairly play are better than every single time
XTC? Yes
1000%
Didn't you feel him in a row-by-row easily?
I'm actually with so okay right now. He had a message for you, bro
I don't have a message for them. He's an ass. No, you made it. You said you beat them. You said you beat them.
Okay, so look, they brought up how you beat me in the World Cup tournament. I said that you lost brutally and they keep
In the Marble 20 I said that you lost beautifully you did
But they
Okay
He literally said though Marvel Rivals to beat you. Is that true?
He cannot be being one
I
What what do you do I think I'll beat him in yeah 2k
Wow
I'm not gonna hold you
We love you a lot of rivals
I'm just saying cuz if I tell him I want me one of us fighting game
He's gonna have to practice it to even be able to play
Be all three all carry
I know I know
Me feel free all characters
Any character forever? Oh?
What the fuck yes, I'll do that. What the fuck no tanks no take them down
all characters I'm not doing tanks game because I could literally be on the
yes I'm on it he said that he was the he said that he was the so he's the
first person to put a Christmas tree in his background is this true
That's yeah, I can see you never even had a background
We only see your face for fucking 16 years
Okay
Okay, so we need receipts of ex-qc building his children's tree on stream and put it in the background
So me so me
He decorated it. No, I'm not talking about no tiny ass
They didn't even spend even just the peanuts, though.
Bro, no.
Is it different?
Is it different?
No, no, wrong.
You're not going to say that, bro.
You're not going to say that.
I went out, got the trees, brought it back,
decided right there, myself, and pajamas.
He never did that shit.
He never did that shit.
I'm the first to do that.
Unless you're going to trust that what
Silke is the first act or best act,
and literally anything you're looking for,
she'll know that this is that.
Thank you.
well he said what what i'm the first that
why is there no
you gotta work in one of my mom's, i'm not a lie
i gotta see you man
you all do this tonight?
no no i can't
no no i can't
i'm making my PC's cook
i'm making my PC
i'm not i got a new computer tonight
you can share on my computer
it's not the same setup
my skin is fixed Thursday though
you've been taking on two days
I'm not taking on two days like I just can't I can't
Wait, where are you going?
I'm not gonna lie bro, you gotta get back. I gotta get back for what?
Oh, you literally he nodded he has to get back. I spanked him. I spanked him last
He has to get back
You're not listening to the person's ego for me to talk like them because he knows that the last time we
Hewed up against each other. I was sitting there bottling it. Can't you beat XTC in a Wizard101?
Oh my god! What? Oh my good job. Lord have mercy. I don't know.
Let me tell you what I do at XTC, right? If this is a physicality based type of thing, like I'm just gonna give you an analogy.
I would grab my, in Wizard101, I would grab my fucking neck, lift him up to the start, look at him like he's my bitch, slam down the brown.
We'll get him like he's my beast again pick him back up put him in the face a couple of times
Send him back down get in the call drop a hundred and seven miles
Browl down the fuck out and come all the way back and run over. That's what will happen if I fuck
If I play little bit
He's hot. The fuck is that?
It's actually see that was your 101 probably fuck no
It's like a chest of a game. It actually this one. No, I'm serious. It's test
If you get XCC, we call him he's better than you.
Damn.
It's like, holy shit.
We ain't compared to anything else.
We give you a week on ticket.
You just ride in this shit like it's the best.
Stop fucking riding.
Hey, but I don't know.
XCC probably is better than you around here.
Have you won a bro-me-bro?
You said to fuck up.
We're gonna start an arc.
Fuck, man.
You know what I'm saying?
Jaycee, like, can we tell them to break?
You want to say start an arc?
When an arc is sold, you fucking teammate, right, fat ass?
Oh, I'm not even gonna bring it up.
How about that, bro?
I didn't even say that.
Yeah, right right tell me right straight he said something. I just shit about a argument fuck well whole house can get
No
If you don't wake like a burst 10 times worse than that shit
You know I know no, I
Actually want to start wearing it. So yeah, yeah, hi, but you're not trying to get ways. It's just learning for the aesthetic exactly
You wear it to cover your mind. No, I don't you stupid fat bitch. No the fuck I don't get a speaker tattoo
They don't kill yourself. Yeah, we can't fucking take time, bro. Well, what you hiding under there all that fat?
They threw in the gym
How many calories you can take today?
Badass or the fuck up?
You should have a whole mac and cheese
That's what you ate fat, bitch
It's like fat on fat crime right now
Stop! What's with the lies, dude?
32 years old
And 32% body fat
Statistics say that I'm the top 5 sexiest nigga
Oh, God, that's it
You lose statistics
Yeah, this is a video on the 4th channel man
Ignore the first question, y'all
Statistics on the top five sexiest thing, bro. Yeah
I saw a one million like tick tock of Haskell mug. Oh my god, or my store. I thought I told you like
Stop use lights. Actually, it wasn't a million likes. I actually got that wrong. It's actually 200
But still fairly a lot and it's okay, bro
Because if I sit next to you right now, and I just woke up and even wash my fucking face
Yeah, I will mark the shit out of you
And you know Ronald we got that one
I don't know if anybody wanted to hit it with a green crack.
I don't think they smoked the green crack.
Smell it and see what it's hitting on.
Not a lot of it. You smell it and see what it's hitting on.
Can you light it up a little?
That nose?
That nose?
That nose?
My mouth.
You work extra hard today.
Take off your hat, bro. Take off your hat.
We're almost a minute on your side.
Get back.
Get back.
Again, local.
Get back.
Get back.
Don't say the non-stop.
He's the same, bro.
He's the same.
Yeah.
You let it.
He's your split.
No, I know, but you let it better.
I let it last.
I don't believe that.
You got to tell him.
I don't believe that.
Maybe he doesn't per se.
I'm making this shit.
No, low key no.
I'm going to say no.
You heard me.
Hold on.
You don't want that.
My splint!
You know who was number one?
Is he good?
Wait, what are you doing?
Wake it up, wake it up.
Who do you think you are?
Why not?
You know, I'm having a debate.
Oh, of course, of course, of course.
How do you do that?
How do you do the full anime shit?
Oh, I'm, uh, huh, huh, huh.
Oh, shit.
That's a big fucking...
I said I'd take a big hit.
Why should you do it?
That's my shit, okay?
Yeah, that's not my green crack.
That's not my brood!
No, some of this is good. It's not this.
Wait, what's up with the other guy?
For real?
Wait, is there an exclusive to say it?
It sounds godly to say it.
Damn, I got a certain answer about the other brother.
He had me up about four days ago.
Bro, I asked agent to send me a phone.
No, no, I do smell that.
It smells like shit.
Wait, this thing is farting, bro.
Where to is farting?
Yo, yo, bro, I'm not farting.
What?
I'm not farting.
How are we going to fart?
You weren't till my mother, I'm not.
I'm my butters, you are.
You weren't till my dad, I'm not.
Why did my dick?
Is he trolling?
Yeah, bro, truth be told, I'm a friend now.
Get in there, bro.
Get in there, bro.
Hit that bit, bruh.
Hit him.
Oh, shit, he missed it.
He's pissing it.
Hit it.
Whatever you hit it, hold it.
Hit it. Get it hit it. It's not hitting.
Come on, hold on.
No, no, keep, keep. Just pull it.
Pull it.
Hey, we're smoking on that XQC pack.
You see, you're not gonna really feel it.
It's not gonna be like a city swim.
You're in a circle now.
You're in a circle.
You're in a circle.
I'm in a circle.
He's not smoking.
He only smokes all three.
Yeah.
He said I am on a circle.
But me and ladies only smoke on camera.
And I'm gonna smoke Bravo.
Oh, no.
I said he's Bravo.
Actually, he makes me smoke silver.
You can't believe me, bro.
You're flossing?
I'm just gonna hold on.
No, that's what he's got in the head.
He's split down like this.
No, bro, it's 32.
It's 32.
32.
You know, I mean, you're only like a broad James.
You know, a broad James is a step foot in Cherry Hill.
Like, three days ago, right?
There's the pictures of them in my hill.
Okay.
They're here now?
Yeah, at the hill.
You know who's been here in Pennsylvania?
Watching everybody.
Absolutely.
What, 600 people?
100,000.
What?
There's like 90% of them.
Okay, you came up first.
He's not wrong, actually.
Now, how do they even realize that I live in a very racist city?
Why?
Yeah, yeah.
What made you realize that?
Just like, how, how my, how, how like, the way, I don't know how to explain it, like
moving out of Erie, it's just like the, like the difference in how people-
What the fuck is even in Erie, bro?
There's like no bullshit.
What is the population?
It's probably like 800 people.
No, it's 100,000.
I don't even believe that.
I believe that, it is.
I'm gonna look this through.
There's no way.
Yes, they're okay.
How can so many people fit into one small town?
It's not even a hundred K, it's 94,000.
Can you butt stuff, can you butt stuff?
At one point you had more people in your stream
than people who lived here in Pennsylvania.
That is the case for us now.
I guess how many people live in the Flossy, what?
That's a fucking, that's a section of Brooklyn.
You can eat, you can eat.
Maybe it's a section of Pennsylvania.
It's a city.
It's a little city.
That's like the same Pennsylvania as Philadelphia.
Like Brooklyn is a city, game.
You look at Brooklyn in the middle on a thousand.
You're smoking for no reason.
How are you going to die tomorrow?
What the fuck am I doing?
Trying to get away from the pain.
Yeah, you heard?
Listen, bro, he's really on purpose here.
Why haven't you heard, why haven't you heard me?
Hmm?
Why haven't you heard their story to it, though?
There is a story, actually.
I'm gonna see somebody in the back.
I'm Derrick Rowling.
Hey, hey!
Yo, how was your knee, Rowling?
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Hang on, give me something for real.
Oh, my God.
I'm a little scared to answer this call.
Oh, it's a white woman answer.
You might come here to paintball, go on.
Hey, Subber.
What's up, Bob? Sadie, whatcha doin'?
We're smoking a spliffy with Jerry Woo
and Nicholas Fosco.
I
Was good summer
Staying away from your little sir game I never wanted that game
Yeah, but you got personality, but you funny so
Wait, so I have a weird question. It's kind of like a question that means
Could be so you've been an athlete before yeah
Yeah, well, how does your knee like it's like so what I do it? Yeah, like cuz I believe it like like aside from like
Like the time that we put a basketball like that people a couple times
I originally originally happened it was 2013 and I was on the Lakers and it was one or nine to one of five
I was in the fourth quarter and I had 34 points. I knew I was going crazy
I just rolled to the hoop.
Non-contact went down.
Everybody thought I was done for.
They didn't think I was going to get up.
Walked back to the bench, made both free throws,
and left the game like a boss.
Wait.
Is that not it?
I think I missed a part of the story.
Somebody asked you a question and you said something.
That's the actual fact.
Niggas fuck Paul Pierce
I'm about to play Marvel Rivals, and I'm about to play every single character until I get to the max rank.
I'm about to play Mon Rums, and after I think I'm going to play Wizard101.
That's just so fun to wear, Mon Rums. You're going to have to explode.
That's just so weird. What happens when you're blown up with the power wall?
It's power wall fun? That's why I'm playing that.
Power wall?
Power wall.
Bro, mind you, I'm going to have to solve it off in front of your animator.
Yeah, but I say kind of fucks it in my funk sway.
Your funk sway?
Come on, you can laugh.
Power wall?
World
Yeah, it's called up power. It's free
You know the pk says
So what do you got on the agenda today? You're not gonna stream that? You're PC's from...
My other sir.
You need my PC right now? Do you want to start it up?
No, I'm gonna go on a pitch yard instead.
Well, no, I can see you on this... I can get your Twitch, you can go on PC's here.
It's fine. My PC goes to my games, I have more problems with the sound output, there's a lot of problems with the sound output, everything.
You sign it.
No, I wasn't going to... I don't want to start with bad.
No, it's fine. You can use mine.
Anytime.
You don't have a little hundred and fifty five words on there, called a fire breath.
You don't.
You don't.
Your name's Cody...
You're 30 years old, right?
What does that mean?
You have a codeed fire weapon with your 101.
Do you have a set of chargers down there?
I'm going to have to check this last thing, though.
So what?
It's a code move.
All right.
You can hear it?
Yeah.
Jerry, what are you looking out for?
There's nothing in the distance.
There is.
What?
I see it.
I don't care.
Is it starting to hit you?
I think green cracks hit me.
We're not making a big crack.
Wait, is he- oh, that means I'm powerful.
He's a modern part?
He just went home, please.
Oh, so every single time you got a hit.
Oh, you did do this! You did do this!
You did do this! It's your shit!
This is your shit!
Are you in the gym?
Are you in the gym today? You still are?
I'm going after sure.
You saw him, he went after serenity.
Okay, you want to hold me?
You got someone snicking on you.
Sure, bro.
No, no, I don't feel like that, bro.
You see my order today.
You see how order today in the Utah?
What's wrong with your nipple?
That was ridiculous.
I'm your nipple.
Oh wait, they tattooed your nipple?
Yeah, look.
No, they didn't tattoo my nipple.
They put me on a round.
Yeah, they put me on a round.
Yesterday, they did it on a round.
My chest was one of the worst pain.
My chest in my head.
Emma, Emma's neck.
I'm gonna get my abs tattooed.
What abs?
No, you fat bitch.
You went to Joey's one time.
You got spaghetti, butter cake, espresso martini,
creme brulee cheesecake, and Joey barbecue ribs.
Well, you said that he wanted me to order him though.
Yo!
I really don't need that.
You bought the whole fucking dessert back to you!
Just now you did?
His alchemy guy is so fat.
Yeah, I can't even warm up right now.
I'm what I'm not gonna lie though. I know that Joey's is so good
You have extra butter cake or no
Are these great locking is not like yours, bro
You're actually about to become top three that sexiest niggas in court after me of course with a solar sensor the Marlin
I believe it's a kill what I'm saying like there's not like none of us like nobody in court at their full potential
You've got me
Me me at full potential
Tell I mean, I'm like I'm the best in here. They're talking
I mean Martin have like Martin can get you the pound is so better than everybody
Yo
Like we told you go you don't get you don't go to jail
What
Guess guess what guess what I'm gonna kill both you and your sleep
You know how to delete 17 terabytes of work files for 30 minutes?
What?
Of work files?
What is that?
I've been living like this for some other life.
Funny reference, it was actually bad.
This is the moment when the guy got called with like, math all about his PC.
That's another disclaimer.
Not bad.
So what y'all in bro, are you gonna hit that green crap or what?
Yeah, I'm not sure if I have a Mario Kart or something.
No, he's just looking at and drool playing around.
He's high.
Yeah, that's shit. Hard as fuck.
I don't know how it's ever fast.
What are you doing now?
I'm just kidding.
Are you taking me home?
Yo.
What's a butter cake?
Bro, fuck a butter cake. Make every butter cake.
I'm not funny people.
How about make every cake butter?
Every cake is made with butter.
No, stop.
Butter is one of the main ingredients in cake.
Oh shit, what's that?
Who's calling you?
I'm not calling.
I still have some sauce on this on him on the door.
You all see him?
Who's calling you?
The keys.
Oh, my car?
Can I check it out?
You want a second hit?
Which one do you have the keys to know about?
I gave it to you, I never seen it.
Oh, it's on our...
...on TV. I used it today.
Oh
It's not like you did it.
They're replacing the wallet.
So this means reflection of that?
It's about trying out all great skin with this ricocheting ultralight.
Thank you.
Well, it kind of absorbs, but yeah, human shapes.
You got nice opinions, you see.
H to the camera bridge?
Okay.
Very cute.
Very cute.
What the fuck is this?
What's he doing at the moment?
I hate it, I'll say.
He's already done.
Oh, fuck.
They got us.
All right, bro. We're going to see you later, alligator.
Where are you going?
I'm going to leave you a chip.
It was 5.50.
You saw me streaming at, like, 11 a.m.? I heard you.
No.
Actually, I don't know about that one. I've only left the five hours.
Oh, shit.
Oh, that's my friend.
It's actually four hours and 48 minutes.
Oh, my God.
Ah, might be that day, might be.
Um, uh, uh, bro, you wanna watch the audience.
What?
Like, you're ruining our scene.
If you wanna watch the audience, see if you're not like that.
I watched the audience, but I'm not watching anymore.
You want to do it?
No.
What the fuck do you need me to do?
I'm trying to get the fucking fraud.
I'm trying to get the fraud together.
If I could do the play, I'm down.
Yep, I'm kind of the fraud.
Are you honestly, though?
I'm trying to get the guys to play, but it's in the way.
I just tried to say that to the movie.
Yep.
America!
I want to start thinking what the fuck.
I feel like I'm on the move.
Is anyone supposed to shoot you something to get any more?
No, I was just, I'm waiting for the scene to be...
Get the fuck out!
You don't fuck.
I hate you fucking.
Nah.
You can talk about it.
Let's get some things in there, you know that.
I'm serious.
I'll see.
Proceed.
Do you want all of these?
No.
I don't really think I want all of these.
Yes, sir.
I don't really have anything to do with that.
Oh, sure.
No.
All right, bro, it's back to me and you, good life.
of sysides for lighting.
I don't know my jawline.
I don't know my gums.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Can I answer you, bro?
Sure.
Do you want to do something that you need me to do?
What?
I don't know.
Yeah, let's play games.
We'll get in here, bro.
Any games?
Can I ask you a question?
Does this look like a Calhoy video?
Like my pinky toe?
And actually, no, look at this one.
This one's disorderly.
Look.
Can I see your thousand times of gums?
Yeah.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Can I see her a thousand times a week bro?
Who's calling me?
The devil? I have to get a devil.
I have a really good feeling about it.
What?
You should go to the grocery store and get groceries and then you'll prep.
Yeah, I think she woke up. How do you guys shut up bro?
Okay, and then she woke up. How do you guys shut up?
I
Was like you know, this is like that shack me more like Jackson and then he's with the baby. I
Gotta go back to work
Can you see can you see later at the grocery store? Go if you can actually me apart for me if there's a nod to
Yeah, can you see if there's the new fruit the nod to
You want me to look back for you?
Yeah, can you get me a nod, Joe?
You want me to, you know, believe me?
So fucking die, like he laughs at everything you say.
Okay, let's see who laughs, ready? Here, just hold the phone.
Let's see, let's see, let's see who laughs, ready?
Okay, quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet.
You're behind the camera and Lay's behind the camera.
All I can see is me, ready? Let's see who laughs first.
He's really mad at me!
Okay, I don't see her.
Okay, so which one of y'all have a naja?
Take the fucking phone.
Oh my god.
And then she woke up.
Alright, I'm gonna get going.
I've got all the laughs.
If you're kidding me, I'm not speaking in English.
What?
Respond to my texts when you can't be.
Maybe when I end stream while I respond while I'm working.
Yeah, that's it.
Paul, you doing this good.
Alright, me and Lazy are gonna go, um...
What do we gotta go do?
We're going to change it.
Ah, fuck all those shit.
Yeah, me and Lazy are just gonna fuck all those shit.
You're gonna what?
Functionally.
Our function is fucking up. We gotta go.
Hey.
Come on.
Alright, I gotta go to the store.
Hey, man.
Actually, pick up my face, I'm gonna show you something.
Yeah?
Can you pick up my face, I'm gonna show you something.
That's just like really bad.
I'm really having a problem now my ass is he just sweats so much. I'm not getting it's been hot round
Okay, yeah, yeah to
Drew has a wire for you
I don't even know where my PS5 is.
Buy one.
A guy bought one yesterday.
You can door dash it.
I look good in the best buy, though.
We're gonna rock a league.
Get Valorant, kick it on CSGO.
Valorant?
Kick it on Fortnite.
Kick it on anything.
We get on Valorant.
We're just gonna get matched up with stream servers
and just girls on a team saying,
whoo-hoo!
I almost said a bad word.
Yo, Steve Ronaldo, doing eating marathon.
You know guys, maybe type something positive.
I'm not going to Best Buy right now, bro.
It's like 30 minutes away.
Fuck that.
And then, it's legal in an auto-time, it'll be an extra 20 minutes.
We're prime traffic, it's 6 o'clock, you fucking BORKS!
You think the way out's gonna be fun tomorrow? I've never played it.
Yeah, I've probably played it.
Me and Jinxy.
The actual part will be good.
Can we do the stream together?
What if we play that one couples game?
It takes two.
I'd play that.
And then, we decide, it's a bit like on the same setup.
And then, Nart.
And then, Nart.
Day and night time.
I said either.
I said either.
You mentioned either.
I'll tell you whatever, bro.
I haven't paid taxes in three years.
Dude, I still live in Wisconsin.
I'm not even in LA yet.
Ron's currently asked for the five-gifted.
Yeah, I'm there, bro.
I actually have two left.
This is a golden route.
That looks like he's the worst slamer though.
Is it?
Yeah, but I'd drink it if you wanted to be a drink one for no reason I would do it, but
it's really no problem.
I'll leave it to you if you want to do that.
Okay, we can do that.
Yo, my day to five get to shout out the ladies at us.
Like, what can we play chat game, ladies?
What are we?
I don't know.
Is this any game?
I don't know.
It's kind of neighbor shit.
I'm not going to play game today.
It's kind of like my chill day.
I'm chilling for a little bit because we have the Trimmer game soon.
Oh, did you hear about this Thursday?
What?
We're doing the mile run stream that Connix they were on a mile. Yeah
With the Samsung, okay
You know how many people are gonna show up. I know I saw you calling everyone KDB is gonna be there
Well, she says she's trying to carve an hour out of her time or her exact words
Did I call him back?
Yeah.
He's calling back real quick.
Oh my god, the geoguessor could actually hit him.
I'm playing.
Hey, Katie.
It's me, Ron.
Oh my god, Ron!
What's up with a hip-knot under the heart?
Yo, I just wanted to see, are you still, you know, you said you're going to carve out time to go see the mile run.
see the mile run. Did you find out if you have enough time?
My schedule, yes, for Thursday it was, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, well what time are you thinking about starting that?
Like, two o'clock.
Okay, I should have some time carved out.
You just have to send me the location so I can make sure, just in case I get seen up in the schedule, but I'd love to find out.
Okay, awesome. So we did a couple estimates with like some like contractors and shit
They said why if I take around like an hour and a half, that's how I do
Do you think I'm about to like pay for all your shit you're a millionaire baby
Okay, okay, okay, yeah, I'm gonna be I'm still like
All right, I gotta go back to work all right see you also by the way yeah
We're gonna fucking win
Yeah, we're gonna fucking win we're in go jerseys for a reason and if we don't fucking win Katie
Yeah.
We put everything on the line, you know, you understand?
When our teammates, when Cutie Cinderella gives up, when Maya gives up, when NightSweet gives
up, they're gonna look for fucking...
We're gonna carry the torch.
We're gonna carry the fucking logs, you understand me?
We stepped the fuck up.
Yeah.
Say it, come on, say it.
You know what I mean, like, you know, you know what I mean.
All right.
All right, I'm gonna see you soon.
Police chase.
Like you guys want me to just like stop everything I'm doing for a fucking police chase?
Bro, you need to just fucking do it for you, bro. Fuck of you, cow!
So like I'm gonna ask what's it like I got to tell my family this is not working my camera
What did you say anybody anything
Again, we're on a chat. Let's call it dude. Let's make a stripper said lolly, bro
Super says during the lobby if you're under 18 water
I
Saw dude I used to watch all this shit
I don't even I don't by watching I watch like
No game now get on
Shit tonight, maybe some
Do you swap
Block.
All right, it's well.
Hurry, bro.
Run.
Run.
Like fast-paced.
I am running out.
Yeah, guys.
Let me get...
No, let me get one order of VR chat, where I get on VR chat and I see a dead body.
I see someone screaming the hard R and I see my social security number with my IP.
I dress under it.
Nice, man.
Let me do that, bro.
Let me fucking do that.
Lazy just overdosed.
This is not even like a funny thing to joke about like I'm gonna be honest, bro. Like dead-ass
Okay chat let me know I'm thinking about a little bit of Geo guesser and then
Maybe nabs nabs nabs maybe like one game and then maybe hop off. I told you guys today was gonna be it me
What police chase is there send me the police chase is it that crazy?
What could I just get linked to my Cherry Hill East 2018 PDF?
What the fuck is this?
I continue, but at least we've got sufficient units along with the area unit.
And we are close to LAX.
We get close to LAX, then we lose the area unit.
These guys in LAX?
And we get more dangerous for everyone.
Dennis, as we look at the surface streets here, some pockets like this one right here
are wide open, lots of uh...
i'm going to be so honest, people will believe this, it's just a waste of fucking money
this is just a waste of money, if i was a fucking cop, i'm gonna pit maneuver the fuck out of this guy
after i pit maneuver him, i'm gonna hit a family of four on my right, and then i'm gonna plant my gun over him
and fucking arrest this dude, instead they send out 70 fucking cops, 50 helicopters
and then the guy gets away, somehow
happens every time.
This is what he's been doing.
He did this on the 405 and now he's doing it on surface streets, which is even more
dangerous flying right through that intersection right there, the black and white unit,
very close behind.
This guy just sent me a fucking yearbook of cherry on these 2018.
He's going to get away from law enforcement.
Again, we don't know why this pursuit of...
What the fuck is this?
...only the fact that this is a person who's...
I actually know who these people are.
...gun. That's all we know at this point.
dr. Perry
Is obviously desperate to get away and now fucking going to another three-way intersection
Now watch you
The units are so close is because of the weapon otherwise they oftentimes back off your unit
Observe and they follow the safe distance, but the weapon involved they want oh
God
Why this is one of my best friends, Michael Barrett?
Oh my god, wait.
I told you he was real.
Oh my god, why does everyone look like a child, bro?
Like, yeah, we were young, but like...
Oh my god, everyone looks like an actual child
Why are you putting three question marks, this is literally my class wait, we are the class of 22. Oh my god. Wait, where am I?
Nishin! I actually love Nishin. What the fuck? Yo, what a class I have!
Oh my god
Where am I?
Oh my god, this is so weird looking at everyone
Jason
Should be right here
No, bro, you seen this?
Yo.
Wait, hold on.
You seen this or no?
It's my yearbook on my glass.
This is fucking...
It's me right there, bro.
A relic.
Holy shit.
Jeez.
This is who is in your shit.
Oh my god, I have a video of this guy throwing a girl into a locker.
She got expelled.
Geez, this is who is in your shit. Oh my god, I have a video of this guy throwing a girl into a locker
She got expelled like five times
He's a demon he's a demon
What the oh shit, oh shit, it's really like
Yeah, who says like what the fuck am I seeing shit bullied me in school one point
he's he's one of the kids who bullied me you change on you change so much
it's like
what an old oh my god I wonder if there's photos of me I'm leaking brother
time to be a logger oh my god these were like people in my what a fucking time
to be a live chat y'all remember your high school
My go up up what I already saw me dumbass go to 53
Who the fuck are these people
But
53
What these people
These are random kids
I wonder what these people are even doing now, bro.
Stuck in the Matrix.
Yeah.
How many people do you think in this yearbook chat of all the kids that used to make fun
of me, how many of them are you think are stuck in the Matrix?
No boys, just some of them.
Rat race, rat race, rat race, rat race.
So many of these kids used to actually just make fun of me.
I'm looking back at it, holy shit.
Everyone here looks like a dork, including me.
That's why like when you look back at this shit to anyone who's like young right now
and like high school like I know it's easier said than done but like well who
the fuck gives a fuck about what people say like look at this shit look at
everyone here the end of the day bro like who the fuck cares
42 guys this is not me
This is nuts Jacob Schiff. That's the Jacob. Aware.
Shall us your crush in high school? I don't even know.
I feel like that's a little weird.
Yeah, definitely not like...
That's a little weird.
I definitely don't think you should...
Yeah, that's a little weird.
...full of a girl that you considered cute back then,
because I don't really know how you would go about doing that.
Well, also, people get so weird that it's weird to us.
Yeah, but I also...
Is this just me honestly exploring this on stream right now?
Just like there's so many people that I forgot about.
No, like, I know we're young, but this is the year I graduated.
Why does everyone look like a child?
We think about how much they keep changing though.
Yeah but everyone looks like an actual child.
Because it's fucking high school bro.
That's why high school doesn't mean shit.
It's just fucking, I mean obviously it's important.
But it's just like botting around.
Like you're still a kid.
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest with you Chad.
Don't worry about high school.
Just do whatever the fuck you want.
So what's this gonna happen? You don't graduate? Oh, no!
Actually, wait, this wasn't the year I graduated. This is the year that graduated.
Everyone does look kind of older here.
Oh, this is 2018! Wait, this is when I was a freshman?!
Oh my god, man. I gotta stop looking at this. This is making me like, aware.
Like this is so like interesting to me because I'm like
But you ever like look back at me like damn like some people just
Well, just our haters in this world, bro. Look how good I looked out. I looked good as shit. Look at me. I
Was a troublemaker, bro. I
Was dead as a troublemaker
Who would have thought that this fucking dude right here would have been the top 10 best-looking streamers of 2026?
top best physique at 2026
You look like an unclipped toenail.
Dude.
I think I'm the richest.
No, I'm not going to lie.
There was a lot of aware in my school.
There's a lot of rich kids.
I'll be honest, but there's like rich parents.
Yes?
It's open.
What up, Jerry?
Yeah, I moved my setup.
I'm looking at my yearbook right now.
What?
I'm looking at my yearbook right now.
yeah I moved my setup I'm looking at my yearbook right now what there's that
look at me bro this is me in high school this is me freshman year was I
dork chat what page of mom
it's like this is my class this is freshman year I can tell this is your
I
Go
How many times I'm right here like oh
My god
They would never think that that kid right there will be this kid right here
No, yeah, no bullshit. People make fun of me, but I blew up bro
How the fuck they both got two letter last names two letter
Yo, why do these guys have two letter nas names? How do you pronounce that?
They're like, oh gee gamer tags
They go how many wings are there one two three four?
But I didn't even realize what school did you go to? What do you mean? This is white naked
Now there's a lot of black kids. No, there's a lot of black kids. There's a lot of black kids and Mexican
This kid was actually hilarious
He was hilarious
He was really funny
So I'm not I'm not gonna lie. I don't
Know I mean everyone could see who I talked to like I've had them on stream before like I had Ryan wait, where is he?
Like Ryan bloom chatted they remember this guy he comes on my stream he's in New Jersey
We we destroyed a watermelon. You remember this with the rubber bands. It's a classic stream. He's a good dude
I'm good friends with him
I just go to class of 2021. This is this is freshman year 2018. Yeah, this is 2018.
So think about it. So two years, no way. Wait, one year after this year, I won an FNCS.
Damn, looking like.
I got some search for you Italian designer Ludo
ludo ask him yeah that guy is from in fricking he's based in Tokyo now it's
fucking Italy yes he's not in fucking so he doesn't know shit he's a lark
actually one of those is mine too they're fucking hard
They glow in the dark, they're the light up brightest fuck in the dark.
You do go down.
What do you think about this, bro?
You think I did good out of my class?
Did good?
This guy was hilarious too.
He would always come to school high.
CJ, that's what we call him.
He's probably high in this fucking photo.
And I think about it
Wow, what a time bro
Michael Robinson this is this is oh my god. He's do my game gamer tag on fortnight. We used to call him Michael motorcycle
Classic. I'm just speaking now at this point
Andrew I don't know how to pronounce his last name this guy was dead ass no bullshit
He was like six foot five or six foot seven freshman year. I'm not kidding
He was like six foot five six foot seven
These guys are twins be careful
Can't say too much. Wow. What a time
What a fucking time
So weird to me bro, oh my god, like this is so weird sexiness
Wait, so who are the seniors during this?
I don't know why it just looks like everyone is just not alive.
Like, is that weird to say?
Just like seeing a yearbook, like this looks like a relic, bro.
Like, why does this look so old?
I
Where oh
They find the guy already the police chase end in the office
Of course it did
What is this
Ronnie netz turns fun gaming into oh, yeah, by the way, whoever fucking wrote this they never interviewed me at all
This was never even real. They never interviewed me at all. This is when I won. Look at this. It's 2020. I'm not even in school during this.
I literally dicked steam. I wasn't even in school.
Now some people think of high schoolers. Images of babysitting, surrounding this may come to mind. However, surrounding that's where anyone's sitting in front of a square with a controller pressed into handwork.
Nets' participation made the competitive offer as a popular video game on Fortnite where they objected to the game's stay live the longest. Nets says they've been playing since he was 12 years old.
guys I'm playing Fortnite since I was 12 yep like who wrote this he said he
was money was a word to one of the other it oh I have a quote I wasn't good at
all in the beginning took me about three or four months to get good at it it's
all about consistency and playing overtime oh does that sound like a
fucking sense I would say
Did that sound like a sense I would say?
What up?
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
squad okay um like managerial you mean not like a talent right uh aware
yo i saw clip that luggis said that we're gonna fail is he is he right i have to see that clip
i gotta hear it wise i'm gonna try the intro and i'm gonna pretend what is some advice you need
a group like CORE.
That's why I clickbaited it.
Louie, Gucci, Fendi, Prada, Prada!
I think CORE is currently going to fail.
But yeah, I think CORE is going to fail.
Because, um...
And I said this when CORE first got announced.
This fucking week-ass clue, bro.
The issues with CORE are...
Um, you guys are all very successful individually.
And I think you guys are incentivized to just work on your own thing like, you know, you're actively doing Maybach Monday
So basically what the most standard thing is when you see successful people individually. Yeah, that's yeah, that's correct
That's like I think everyone in the world could have seen that like you're maybe talking with your team
Lou about like some streams you want to do in the future for yourself and
You'll see the direct benefit from that and I think that's the same exact situation like
Ron is like the hottest one.
Can you shut up?
We're incentivized to think about like,
am I talking about this one big one with Jinxy
and then maybe like some Fortnite Watch party or whatever.
And no one's actively putting effort into thinking about.
Beyond cap.
And you'll see it's cap when I record
and expose my documentary, January 15th.
What should we do for the group?
And so where I prediction me,
you guys started your group, is that event?
Listen man, I don't want to talk about too much that I have documented, but I have everything
documented including when we created the main core.
It's going to be a pretty cool documentary.
Usually like, you know, one person is going to do the brunt of the workload to get it
started.
They're going to burn out, just necessarily, because they're only receiving the, like,
if you put everything in the group one-fifth of that, there's six people, one-sixth, one-sixth,
whatever the percentage is, but they're getting like one-fifth or one-sixth of the return
of that.
If they were to work on their own things, they would feel much better because they'd get
more return. It's kind of like imagine doing a group project every week and you're getting an A,
but you're doing all the work. But what I bet was going to happen, sorry to cut you off,
is that you guys are going to talk about it and everyone's going to be like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then you go back to doing your own shit because it's very comfortable and easy to do and
you know how to do it. And it's harder to do the thing you don't know how to do and like take the
like take the reins to do that. Okay.
Okay, so can I now give my input the same way he gave input or no I
Don't really think this is much of a truth nuke rather than like the obvious
I think we've stated this even since phase we had a we had people like sure the whole thing was ass
But we had people that told us what to do when to do it right at the end of the day
99% of us besides like a couple. I don't I mean maybe that's like we're streamers, right?
All we do is daily share. That's all we know for the last seven years
We decided when we joined face to do YouTube we had a person who told us what to do ideas
What would do you know saying it's not about paying for shit?
So when obviously we started core someone like adapt is taking on way heavier of a load right now
And I think that's why he hasn't been streaming and that's exactly why we hired someone to
What do you recall to help manage that?
Because when you have someone who helps manage that, they can help us do ideas without us stressing, and they could set up the ideas.
It's called a reinvestment your content. And I would say to any core fans out there, you know, like it's actually a real talk to just give us a little bit of time.
You know, the whole process of even getting a house together for the first time without any help was super hard.
We don't have any employees, you know, we've been a thing for 90 days, right?
Well, it's been three months we already hit a million subs on YouTube with adapt creating ideas hiring editors, etc
You know, it's like
We're doing a lot of shit that is a very stressful
So if we're not making time to do more shit or if we're not doing shit together as a group
I think that's just coming and I don't think it should be just saying that pushing that off
I think that's just the truth. It's like we're so new
We have no team the people on the team right now is like woes
Like besides the core group like it's like woes and Lou and woes was doing shit and Lou was doing shit without even getting fucking paid
To make sure like our shit was straight
Like people were doing shit people were over time working without even getting fucking paid
Because they see the success in this they see the shit in this so it's like
like, we're, we're trying our hardest and we're working and, you know, like, why am I
feeding into it?
I'm not.
Nothing I'm saying is negative.
I'm saying positive things because I'm agreeing with Levin, but I'm just saying from an actual
member who will speak on it, it's like, we're, no, we're really just getting started.
Like you got to think about it.
We've been doing this for 90 days.
You know how insane it is, the fact that we somehow, us six, with our own personal lives,
we have, we have three dudes, no, we have two dudes who are 35 in our group, right?
Look at it after 35 years old and somehow, somehow without extra help from the outside,
we got a house together.
I'm gonna be honest with you, some of y'all say, damn, right?
That's kind of hard to do.
Some of you are like, that's easy to do.
It's pretty fucking, it was hard to do, bro.
And I'm, I'm really glad I get to do this shit with my friends in the house, you know,
like my whole group.
And I'm actually really glad that I documented a lot of the cool processes because y'all
are going to see some cool shit, bro.
You're gonna see arguments, you're gonna see happiness, you're gonna see ups, you're gonna
see downs, bro.
And I'm glad I documented it.
So yeah, it should be really cool.
But I do agree with Ludwig.
I think that right now, if we continuously just focus on ourselves and our own content,
eventually it'll just go back to what it was before, where we're all just doing our own
thing.
But that's why I really want to do more streams together.
I know YouTube's a priority, but like I do think our streams is like, you know,
a lot of us are streamers at the end of the day.
And like, I think we should do, I'm telling you, I think we should do something really soon.
But, um, yeah, we'll figure it out.
But I wouldn't worry, but I appreciate the input.
Low work.
It's actually, it's not bad.
Why don't you check on Lacey?
It's the tiger!
It's just the tiger!
He's still trying to do this
How long did it take me to beat Mario Karcha slap? How long did it take me?
Well, they didn't take it like a podcast
Yeah, bro, I mean, what is what it's fucking me my little ass. It took me 28 hours to win one morning of our game
Joke no it was
You look you did lose to Ganondorf though. What are you talking about? What Ganondorf?
Yeah
When you lost in smash
Brother, I never lost in smash. I won. I literally won Smash Bros.
I literally won that day they that game I remember
Who the fuck is that in the thumbnail Lacey that is not me
Cuz I'm gonna be real
Ron you suck it like a straw you don't swallow it
Oh my god
You get the fuck out of it.
That was actually a big hit.
Oh god, that was a big hit.
For someone who doesn't hit a cart, bro.
That is hilarious.
I'm not gonna lie, that is not funny.
It's lock in time.
I don't believe it.
You gotta run it back, Loki.
You guys should run this backchat.
The same concept. Every time I...
Every three games I lose, I spin a wheel.
Watch out for your run back this or run back, bro.
Now you don't have time to try to be funny.
should run back smash too you should play you should play rocket league until
you hit like fucking hell or something I want to do I definitely want to do a
gaming gauntlet like yeah I think I do I I think if you do a gaming all that
That shit would be fire. Bro, you need to play that shit.
Just need to pick some good games and run that.
But you can't make it like easy, like there would be like some games that are just hell.
Yeah, was it true that that SkyCraft dude actually got the Minecraft world record?
Like you guys sent me this earlier, but I didn't know this was like a troll.
Six minutes and 39 seconds.
And this is like- Oh wow, that's new.
Yeah, is this a random seed or is it a generated seed?
I don't understand how like people can do this shit like
I didn't try to disrespect but you could have like a simple type of fucking
autism to be able to fucking do this shit. Like even XQC how the fuck does he do this shit?
Now I will say chat I did get a Minecraft world record but I didn't record it. I have gotten it before.
Oh, really? Yeah, yeah, it's really old. Look at that first flinch. That's actually good RNG. That's a little bit of a dream seat.
Flinch off the first gravele with a diamond sword. Look at this, Rally. What is this tech?
I got a three stream streaks AW. Thanks, bro. Guys, don't sub to me, by the way.
Yeah, honestly, it subs like, don't feel like you got a-
Wait, but look, it's an instant ravine! How the fuck do you-
How? Like how?
Oh, what am I doing?
This guy's gonna last.
Now, now do the thing where- do the thing where it spawns in a fucking tunnel system and the fucking Bayesian.
Asian
Wait for it wait for it fucking wait for fucking wait. Oh classic. It's right there
eating
I'm just gonna oh my god, and there's a thing right to the left. You didn't see chat. It was there
Holy jeez, so this we call it a jeez jeez jeez jeez
How does he not get scared here, chat?
Does he all get scared?
What the fuck am I looking at?
Like, how do you find out there's gale dead?
Like, generally.
Do you think miners get nervous when they have like,
happen to use you like this
you didn't get nervous
holy shit
do you understand this or not
nah this shit is so fucking
this is like a whole
yeah this is like a whole skill bro
Why are you guys spamming my name, brother, because you hear piggies?
Oh, like, that's just rude.
Dude, that's just fucked up.
Well, like, that should have been better.
Ender Pearl's chat. So he has 10, what he needs here is he's looking for like 16.
Maybe like 12.
But he's split it so he can get more. It's a classic move.
even need more. Well see he heard me hear about you. Bro whyyyyyyy. See you later you heard me.
GG. GG. Literally he let out a GG and everything.
Okay so Lace, here's what he's doing here and he's doing a 50-50. He has 10 girls he's just
saying fuck it I'm out of here or else it's GG. I'm gonna play for zero. Look at this shit,
Runs to it instantly sees a blaze spawner
Blaze does he get one for one? He does
not
Wonder how long he's been speedrunning for bro
How long has he been fed running?
Anyone know
One two
One two. Look at this. No rods. Is it jeez? He's like damn bro. I got such a god seed and now I'm fucked
Look at this shit
one
Wait a minute dream see something
So cute demon now it's coming to him. He sees does he does he does he see it? No, he does not
Yes, he does I live
Is this real?
Nothing teach look what he's doing. Oh
What is that gonna block this border no late it's behind a block. Oh
Oh, well, the thing is like, wow, he's gonna build his partner.
No.
And then look, he's like, OK, so what is he doing here?
Can you explain to the viewers at home?
Probably not.
So basically, he's setting up his portal.
Yeah, so here he's just setting up his portal
so he can leave.
Wait, you could just finish each other's sandwiches.
Did you realize that?
Now, what are you going to do here?
If you're going to figure out a point with this one eye,
look at this.
So this is called the stable strat.
So what he's doing right now is what I did in my marathon
and what I did in my programming experience.
It's a technique that's used by many professional speedrunners.
So now that he got the location of where the portal is, watch what happens.
Oh, is he going to use all of his Eye of Ender's place?
Do you think he's going to use it to go to the portal?
Now, watch.
Um, oh, OK.
Eating food and other stable classics.
Can I tell you something, boys?
Yeah, go ahead.
I just got an orbital.
Making blocks, no do you know why he's making blocks?
He's making a live Sanker, okay?
Go ahead and repeat that, what is he making?
A live Sanker.
Oh shit.
Get this fucking beggar away from me!
Okay dude, you can just play Viral there, just play your cards a little different.
Does anyone know what I mean from the Odyssey or no?
It's an Odyssey.
Oh shit!
That's how you almost lose!
Oh my.
Frickin all your hearts
So right now what he's doing is this is a good trap so this strategy is he's gonna you it's called a stable strat
So yeah, he's got a guy. He got his blaze rods. So now he's gonna spawn into the portal watch
Okay, and I have my full attention
He understands it now, but he's a little low HP. Don't you not see the boat thing?
Let's actually watch that back in slow mo just for the viewers. Yeah, I was actually wondering like dude
Why would you build the boat? You're in the nether you can't swim a lava dude. Hey, that's the only way it says when you die
Top 10 or moments
Oh my god
No twitch clip that honestly
Now it's a clip.
HAHAHAHA
Now, he's going in.
Where the fuck is the portal? I said neither!
No.
Right there, look.
Holy shit.
No HP.
Now the thing is about no HP...
Who remembers the Sky Crab Classic?
You have to be careful here, Lace,
because one time he was one HP,
when he was supposed to hit the world record,
and he died. It's a classic.
Oh my god, I've saw that before.
He didn't hop into the portal, but he won.
DREAM SEED!
Finds the portal. It's not, it's built in! It's really nice though!
Try it on the bottom left, it's going crazy.
Look at this, bro. Six minutes on the clock. Five fifty three actual game time.
Is this a zero cycle stable, Ronaldo? Shut up!
Look at this, HB! Do you see this, HB? Do you see this, HB?
Quite low.
One is ready. Heals. Smart boy. Heals. Look at that double bed.
Oh my god! Now! He says oh my god. Aware. This happened before and he looked at an
enderman same HP is he gonna play this safe here to make sure you know so look
down you know so look down this time
I don't know if he died, you know?
36.39, he's actually crazy, there's no way he beat that in 36 minutes.
I'm not like, he actually kind of deserves it.
He should have got the warm-up number before.
Six minutes and 39 seconds, he beat Minecraft.
Bro, if I heard that when I was in elementary school
playing the game, I'd probably have a heart attack.
I don't even know.
I would just think you're just, that's hacks.
Oh yeah, I have paceman off, that's right.
I forgot that.
Dude, I have jingle off.
Wait, oh, you helped with this?
I didn't realize.
He turned violent after pronoun dispute.
On February 5th, 2025,
office...
What are you sending, Nyallo?
Here for the whole 24 hours.
Let me know if you can hear this. I'm going to try something.
Stop, please, girl. Please.
It's nothing weird, it's nothing weird actually.
I'm not sure if you're worse.
Can you hear it? I put the mic, I had to fold it into my ear.
You can play some GEO guys there.
I got shot by a fucking skeleton.
Oh my god, I remember watching that.
Wait, wait, wait, what?
Who else remembers watching that?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Well, work like that, I wanna see this video.
They said this is funny,
misgendered students turn violent after pronoun dispute.
Sirs responded to a college campus
in reference to a disturbance.
What's the problem?
Why do you let those kids get away with this?
They are not supposed to be here!
If you don't lower your voice,
I am going to put handcuffs on you
and I'm going to take you to a Baker Act facility.
Know your voice.
Fuck you, try it.
Of course I do.
Are you threatening me?
You're threatening me.
Are you threatening me?
I don't know just how does that work?
Because I'm here right now to deal with a stolen vehicle.
I ain't got time to hear you screaming and yelling.
I don't have time to possibly be abused.
We'll get OPD down here then, because I
got to work with a stolen vehicle.
What do you mean OPD?
Alpha 73 University.
Alpha 73.
Can we get another unit to deal with Jay Lee here?
He is having a breakdown.
SHIT!
SHIT!
Dude.
Just say the right program!
What did you say?
Yeah.
Oh my god.
Get down on the ground right now.
No!
You're about to get sprayed.
Lacey needs to chill, bro.
This is what I'm talking about, man.
This shit is just-
No!
I mean, her.
I mean-
Get down on the ground right now!
Leave me alone!
I can come in there.
Leave me alone, please!
are you gonna calm down okay this can't be real reach okay are you gonna calm
down are you gonna calm down this way I will calm down when you get the pepper spray
Leave me alone!
Leave me alone!
Just leave me alone!
Just leave me alone!
Just stop blaming me!
I will calm down if you do that!
Stop blaming me!
No!
Leave me alone!
No!
Leave me alone!
Leave me alone!
Leave me alone!
I want you to leave!
NO!
You!
You can't!
PUT IT!
He's tweaking.
You can't!
Abuse me!
If you come!
You can't!
If you come towards me one more time!
Just follow me!
You are a good person!
Except if he has him, then it's right!
I gotta kill him in an apartment!
I gotta be able to understand!
Don't kill an apartment!
Damn it!
Really?
Really?
Don't...
Please?
Come to Buggies on me.
Okay?
I'll take you to when I come.
Even he's laughing.
This can't be real.
I'll take you.
Okay?
Okay?
Get away!
You don't tell me where to go.
Peace out.
Fuck you!
Fuck you, cop!
Or half a seventy-three university.
I want him!
No, it's too late now. He's going to be taken away.
Shay!
It's taken.
I just want to get away from him!
Why are you saying Shay?
Shay!
Shay!
Shay!
Stop!
Mass tackling me!
Just say she!
Like, this actually might be real, cause like, what the fuck?
Everyone around this is reacting like, what is this?
1, 2, 3...
Touch!
Please just tell them to use the right phone out!
Please!
People actually trip like this though.
I've never like...
You know it's causing me a lot of distress!
I need you
Okay, so I saw I saw so I'm definitely extreme put your stuff down turn around put your hands behind your back
There's not
Put your stuff now
No, put your hands behind your back. No
You got a stormtrooper doing a
You can record all you want, but there's a stormtrooper on
I'm doing a hit.
It's right beyond that point.
I hear you.
You're stressing me out.
I'm asking you to please stop starting.
We are trying to help you.
No you didn't.
You came back with hostile intent.
Put your hands up.
No.
Get on the ground right now.
Don't.
Get on the ground right now.
Help me!
Get down on the ground right now.
I got one of these.
I got one of these.
I didn't just throw some heavy dust on the ground, man.
I'm freaking out.
Hey, yo, what the...
Help!
Help me!
You're a doctor.
Aha!
Please!
Get him down.
How do they have bit-rated and elevated?
That's all.
Stand behind your back.
Put your hand behind your back.
I can't!
I just...
No!
Holy sack.
I just wanted you to...
Come on, stop.
please
Ronville
Stop!
Stop!
Stop retweeting that you fucking idiot!
Oh please
My god this is like an extreme bro
I'm not about to watch this whole video
but what is the most replayed right here?
I gotta see this right here
There's no way it takes two cups
I'mma spray it
Please don't spray
I'm gonna spend her.
Thank you.
Put your hand behind your back.
No.
Yes.
I don't want to spray you.
One, two, three, one, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Get your hand.
One, two, three, one, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
All right, man.
I have an idea, Lace.
Me and you.
So?
I'm gonna screen share.
Geo-guessor, can't get off till we get a 25,000.
Oh my gosh, 25,000 on the money.
25,000's on the money.
Okay, all right, we're not finishing that video.
Yeah, it's kind of just like goyslaw.
It's kind of goysloppy sloppy goy.
Um, Chad, what's the game with the play though?
What's the game?
Duel's I could play against you instead.
Nah, I'm not.
I'm I don't I don't really I want to put up.
Whatever I play, I just play off the screen share the bread. I don't like to be the one controlling this map. It's cherry hill only
What the fuck map cherry
This is all you
Did this actually ring a bell my friend's neighborhood
Okay, why don't I just like Mount Laurel area
I don't know the exact area. I'll say like maybe like somewhere around here
It was a maple shade
Actual Cherry Hill fucking Geogazer for he's the 40s township. So this is
Voorhees. Well, you know, what is this fucking this is world cursed as town? It's one of the NHL players live leaked
I don't know where the fuck this is.
This still looks sweet.
Yeah, wait, where the fuck is all the danger?
Okay, this is- I don't think they- they probably got a storm here.
This is, this is where the first COVID, well, this is where I took my driver's test right
around here.
actually down this road the first ever COVID person in New Jersey was at the
hospital here I don't know where it is but the hospital here the first ever
COVID New Jersey was like somewhere around this hospital
Romerly confused what I don't know where this is either where but like the
death and shit can they show gore on this website like this is like cherry
hill bro this isn't business to use her boy I gotta play again this is not what
bomba clock bro I'm trying to get a spot that I know hold on holy shit is
Is this the like ch-
Oh my god.
This is where I just-
This is actually like the-
This is just the sweetest place.
Oh my god, I know exactly where this is.
Oh my god, I know exactly where this is.
I don't know how to get to it, but I know where it is.
I know exactly where this is.
You wanna know how I know where this is?
If you keep going down here,
there's that lifetime gym I used to go here.
I'm not kidding.
Yep, look, the turn's right here.
Oh, I'm lying.
Okay, check.
Ready?
Look.
Ready?
There's a light here, and then there's a left and a right.
Ready?
Watch.
Hold.
I'm lying, right?
Look, left and a right.
Then you take a left.
No!
No!
Get me back off!
No! No! Get me back off!
And then, right over here...
Lifetime! Ha ha!
What?!
It's the gym! I used to go here!
I don't know how to I don't know where it is on the map, but I know where this is
I know where this is I'm just waiting to see my address I don't know what this is
I actually want to see if I can get like oh my god this is the McDonald's I
always went to wait no it's fun no it's not I know it's not I know it's not I know
this one is so fuck I don't know where this is like but I gotta get it I want
to get like my area like this is like deep cherry hill like they know bro like
come on let me just I mean play again like this is like the sweet side of
cherry hill like do you notice how it's giving me like all the sweet spots I did
realize I was giving you like sweet towns Rose actually LARPing his hometown
Yo Joe, I'm gonna be honest with you. This is not the real Cherry Hill like no bullshit. Cherry Hill is not sweet like this
Who's been to Cherry Hill much at it's by mad people. Oh
My god wait
Do this
It's crazy. I know where these places are, but I don't know where it is on a map
like I could give landmarks a spot like I don't know this I'm just waiting to see
like my street that I grew up on yeah fuck this shit bro who's fantastic
guess
us this is actually just the sweetest place ever brother what on earth gives
this sweet tell me right now look around it's just sweet do you not see this
like I got a fucking this dude's got a plastic mailbox he's literally lit okay
you know what you guys are gods if you can hear me when I click play again show
me the fucking horse side of cherry hill Dennis here show me the horse side of
cherry hills I can show my viewers please oh yeah now we're talking this is
literally not what's rough about this right look so right here is a true story
everyone here is trying to leave Cherry Hill because it's just oh my god I
know where I am
one god I know where I am my house is to you
there's gonna be a wall on my left
Oh my god, wait, wait, wait, I know exactly where I am.
No, there's not a wall wall.
Look.
Hold.
Look.
My own high school.
Ready?
Look.
Look at this.
I used to take my RSQA and my GT3 down here all the time.
Could have just said you drove down here all the time.
No, look.
This is where I used to run every night on my burner account.
Drop a meet if you know what I'm talking about.
Look.
Wait for it.
My old high school.
This should look like a prison.
Oh shit, y'all are the Cougars.
Yeah, there's a specialty going on there.
Oh shit.
So right here I had a class chat.
And there's a door right here.
I used to be scared of school shooters, so I created a route here out of this class you go out you take a left and there's
An instant door right here, and they just run home and my house is that way at the time
That's by dicks all I know where this is is where I got my first ever PC of my mom
My mom bought me a PC with a 1050 ti in it, and it was from this fucking Best Buy
It's classic. I don't know where this is
Oh
God I know exactly where I am
This is literally where I grew up. I'm not gonna say what the address is, but I know exactly where I am
This is okay. I'm actually gonna find this one. I know exactly where I am
No, but it was like a noob, but on
You know I know I'm I'm not larking look you go down here
There's a guy who owned a fucking car dealership and then look there's a wall right here
Let's get ready for a classic get ready for a classic get ready for a classic get ready
for a classic get ready for a classic
stable Renault knows wall walk now a lot of you are gonna say stable and all those wall
walk question mark this is literally the street I always drove my car
Stabiluronoto's Wawa. This is my Wawa, home of Stabiluronoto.
This is where I got famously known for getting food poisoning right here.
I used to come here every single night at midnight.
This is crazy. I'm not even kidding. I could literally walk to my house right now.
Like, I could direct this to my house.
Wow.
Outlaw, you know I got stream sniped by the little kids?
Okay, ready? Oh, I remember that parking lot.
Look at this, ready? Let's see, I have a minute and 30 seconds to get to it. Ready? Look.
This is my Chick-fil-A. And ready?
right here is it a little kid's shoes that you're right here
that's the fucking life
it's actually crazy bro
like what a time bro we really came for it
this music too got me really thinking like we really came for it
Okay, this can't be Cherryhill, this has got to be Lollipop Lane, what the fuck is this?
This is for Jason Group?
This is not Cherryhill, what is this propaganda?
Alright, no more Cherryhill, hold on.
Alright, it's time to play the world.
No.
Don't look the fuck in.
Okay, I want to do...
Chad, what are you thinking?
thinking community world or classic United States right I'm not for US actually
should just do world you think I don't know
there's a chance I won't be one place doesn't want to is anyone online I
want me one of them right you want me one me okay I want one like you know
I put my controller down.
Wait, how do I go chat?
I do, what is it?
Send me dlink.
Excuse me?
How do you do it?
We can do 2v2.
Oh, I'm down.
Let's do that.
But how do you do it?
What is XCC doing?
Mega Chameleon, Laby?
Pardon?
I heard that.
So, like you said, fucking neither chameleon, Laby?
Sure. I might, I might show mouse over because it'll be hard to cover them on because, because the server, it won't updates to what I'm at in the game.
Egoed, Alaron.
Bro, how do you not see your message?
Alaron.
guys I wrote jokers in a row, a lot of me have been studying
a lot of me have been studying
oh shit I'm going to get someone else
who the fuck
jiiiitch
I'm not reading my email hold on hold on hold on
okay it's bad New Jersey
okay so you clearly see the prices here Union
USA style this is not in the USA it's propaganda move telekits
All right, I think this is like Brazil low-key
No, it's not Brazil. This is some type of Asian island. Yep. Yep. Yep. Look you can tell you can tell we're on water source
so we're looking at
I'm gonna go with a big one here. I'm gonna sit we're like in Malaysia somewhere
Maybe I'm like the top here because you can see the water and you can also see another island
and I would assume that's this island.
What?
Okay.
Am I...?
I have no idea where the fuck this is okay. I won't help you
Like down here
Wait, I'm not gonna lose this guy though, right, yeah.
Okay, this is a sweet fucking world.
Is this Sweden or Switzerland?
Or this might be low-key Germany.
Wait, you know this bridge?
kinda looks like Germany but it's flat as fuck
let's fuck this is not the United States that's for sure
don't be run for understanding that for once I'm learning it's learning aware
okay we got a sign here we got a sign here
What language is that?
Wait, where are you from, Lace?
I think it's Dubis Guggenu.
Where are you from?
Where are you born?
Poland.
I was born in the USA, but I don't think this is Poland.
That actually looks like your last name.
No, it would have like a Z and then like SKI at the end if it was Polish.
Do you stream on Twitch?
What the fuck do you think, bro?
hh
Oh I got it.
OK.
They're close.
Australia!
What the Flark.
I would have never guessed Australia.
What the flark?
Venezuela, United States, Espanol.
What the fuck!
It's trying to throw us off!
I don't know I don't know
Okay, there's a couple here walking outside a dude biking what equals one KM cam sensor kilometer, so we're in Europe, please
Dude, I I think you just don't know we're not Europe, bro. They did not have palm trees in Europe
I really don't think they got faulted
It's like desert area
I'm gonna go south of America
I'm gonna go... no no no
It's Europe
No! Oh my god
It's Spain, isn't it? Or Argentina
Or Algeria or whatever
I knew it was fucking...
What?
I knew it was Palma
Didn't you feel it too?
I can't lose. I need to win one before I get to the table.
Okay. Who the fuck is bowing the wall?
I want to suck your blood.
Hold on. Is this water? No, this isn't water. Oh my god. Where am I, bro?
Okay, I don't want to get like in trouble here, but I think this is
Like I'm gonna get in trouble, bro. I think this is like
Well, you don't just get in trouble for fucking
Africa on Geo guys, I was closer. Oh
I knew this fucking Johansburg
So obvious that was an obvious one, okay, oh
W are the fuck
I know where this is.
This is Europe again, but this might, this is not an Asian country, it's not.
This is like near the UK, but it's not the UK.
So it's like the Netherlands, Belgium, or France.
I'm gonna Loki assume that this is somewhere in the Netherlands, like up here.
I feel like this is close to Germany.
France I was close. Okay. I got the point. So that's not bad. That's not bad. Can't even mad at that can't be mad at that
Can you mad at that?
Can't be it's learning chat. It's learning. Okay
This on the other end I think might be an Asian country
Like I feel like this
this. Hold on. Hold on. I don't know. I'm lost. I don't want to read my chat. Hold
on. Okay, if the sun is in the east, we're on the west coast. But we got more west. It
is fricking geetch, what the fuck is this, this is like, I don't think this is like Vietnam
or like Thailand, no, it's not Thailand, no I'm the fucking idiot, or like the Philippines,
Dude, I'm gonna do a hot take your chat.
It's gonna get real hot in this take.
Okay, well at least I got closer hold on hold on hold on I just made a quick guess just because I was scared
hold on hold on I mean it's not bad guesses you're looking farming freeload right now it looks like
Daisy I'm not my oh do you see any flags anywhere anything no this is a
beautiful looking house this is really nice
This is EU.
EU.
What is Lyria?
Fuck.
I don't even know.
What does it say?
Hmm.
As soon as if I don't know shit.
Aviente.
Gege, I'm gonna just go somewhere over here.
I don't know, I don't know, I think it's Europe.
Was there a flag that I missed?
Wait, I'm getting my elo up, Loki.
Yeah, you're looking for him in this guy now.
Oh my god.
Nektar.
Najavis, the dove is just...
Maja.
I know where this is, Loki.
The Vulcan Xer-Auto-Prenore?
Why do I know this language?
This is like...
I can tell this is um...
I want to suck your blood!
It's giving like...
But is this the Russian my stupid
That's a buy anything from me play
It's cheap
That's some cheap shit. Are you just gonna do somewhere like look baby? Oh
God oh
Oh, this guy's a bot.
I mean, I just won.
That was easy.
That was easy, Elo.
That was easy, Elo, bro.
Easy cheese.
Ronaldo, if you ever come to Portugal,
I promise I will wear your skin and re-incarcinate your cheeks.
First time chatter.
Oh, lacy tweet.
Let's check out what it is.
They're all spamming lacy tweet.
what are you doing?
What did he do bro?
he left core so I'm going to go ask him real quick.
Oh, Lacey tweeted.
Yo.
Who's that?
Yo, Lacey tweet.
Oh, never mind.
I heard you left core.
Yes.
Oh, my God.
He's going to do the running away bit, but you can't run away.
So don't leave, bro.
We need you.
I don't know what the KSI is.
The KSI is for you.
Please.
You know what?
For you guys, I'll stay.
No.
No.
You just said seriously.
You sure though?
You should probably double check this.
Lacey and Ron, you got mail.
Could you send me 1,200 euro, bro?
I love you so much, bro.
And can you unbind me from Ron's chat?
Bro.
Oh, my god.
How's everyone's day today?
What'd you do?
I had a day back Tuesday.
Ludwig and Lovie.
We're never going to work out.
Here's that name.
Ludwig was right, bro.
Chorus fail.
Chorus ending.
I saw you started streaming, I walked in and I was eating my food because I let him watch
it and eat what he ate.
And yeah, you said the staple lock-in is happening.
Yeah, I'm probably going to just end this if I'm going to just unlock them until January
1st.
Please don't leave, bro.
We need you.
I know, I know.
We need you.
I said we need you.
I'll need you.
Swallow it.
What bro, you want some too, you jealous?
I
Got a little hard
Of course, bro, guys, I didn't actually spin his mouth that was the joke
So this is really core. This really is a big 30 and the biggest three
The big over the sides. I used to go to high school on got them sausage fingers all over your face
Well, can you please not leave can you make a tweet so people stop bringing it out fine?
I'm not leaving cool be like jk fan to treat you alive. Yeah, okay guys
Just tweeting I'm not leaving
Actually
I'll say I'll do
You're exercising another tomorrow. Yeah, he's running a month. Oh Thursday. You guys are all invited to my marathon stream
I'm gonna be I'm gonna be sparring Ryan Gerstin tomorrow
Wait, what?
That's a lot bro. He's gonna be a he's gonna be like actually go hard in spars or much of it as a world champion and yeah, yeah
Hey
But I fucking luck to you. I FaceTime them yesterday. I said I'm gonna beat the fuck out of you. He said that
And he ended it cycle. That's a lot. You're a calm right now. Talk shit
You know, you don't call me now if you're a real demon, tell me you want him to go a hundred percent tomorrow.
Yeah, tell me what I want him to do tonight. Say you're going to get knocked out.
Tell him that you're not scared of him. You want him to go a hundred percent in the spot.
No, no, no, no, no.
We'll just tell him tomorrow then.
Yeah, we'll be here.
Bro, no, he's coming here after going to the gym.
What are you guys doing here? Art Boxing?
What is wrong with you?
Bro, it's...
It's bro
Oh, yeah
What do we need in his gym his private gym? It's actually not that far from here, right? No you okay?
You like is he actually gonna try I mean every time you die every time he spars someone
I see it on my timeline, and he's just the only time I've seen him spar was
Was he who's the who's the big person?
Gorlok the destroyer, he like beat the shit out of Gorlok the destroyer
Bro Gorlok is like impossible to beat up
You know that's the fun part is that he just went
DUSH!
DUSH!
And then he went easy on the Queen of Calvassus
It was like two clips, it was like one was a huge play fight
Oh yes, I said Gorlok
I
Just do a rod dead ass just snip sniffed his balls
Fuck I'm gonna gym soon. What time is it you can expose today's what to the news. Oh, they closed down
So today is national gym clothes. Oh my god. All games
What was the good thing you have a gym in our house? No, I wouldn't it counts
Right, we had a gym in our house public and private
Ryan Garcia to do a hundred percent on Lacey's knees. Oh, yeah
What happened you think it would actually matter?
Light your arm here and smell it it smells like shit. No
Life my asshole hair of fire
Ron's red phone thing for the five gifts in
It's just content bro
it's just fucking bullshit
you could get us
we could really fuck you up right now
yeah I couldn't do shit about it
I couldn't do shit about it
I could just sit here and scream no
alright, I know
alright bro
what are you about to do
what the fuck is in your ass
what the fuck is this
I was like shit
it's in there
I was saving it for my ass
just move
Oh
That's just a sexy though
All right, bro. Um, what do you better do? I'm actually that's about a problem Jim. I didn't realize it so late
You dead-ass lock it in. Yes, we are
Dead serious, but how many how many times week?
For how many weeks we are locked in just let the chat spin cap. Let them do this. Yeah, I don't really give a fuck
No, we talked about our string yesterday. Thank you, bro
Everyone's gonna see and I transform
You know, it's where I believe you I believe you bro 60 do the thing
You know, it's crazy, but you have the most potential out of everybody. That's not sure
It's true Marlon at his peak clears any of us at our peak Marlon already reached potential
Marlin at 50% clears all of us at our peak.
Hello?
What is up, my little dude-biss-cook-a-noug?
Bro, let me see what's on the e-gram scores before.
Hey, Mike, your camera's broken.
Why?
Oh, no, it's fixed.
I got a couple games, then I got to go.
All right, show me a link. Shoot me an invite. Let's do this thing. Let's fucking blow this popsicle stand
I'll be Ron for continuously streaming bro. He's a good fucking dude
Well bronze three is that good? Oh
Dude you inspire me to want to grind this game. So what do I do chapter 1v1 someone? How do I how do I?
How do I do a 1v1 like invite link?
Invite your friends to play together, each leaked, oh that's not fun, we'll redo that
one real quick, hold on.
And then I said, I want to suck your blood.
Okay, click that, click that, click that, tell me when you're in.
Quickly.
Working on it.
Are you in daddy?
Holding.
And I am in!
Hey!
I
Want is up your blood
All right, here we go, bro
All right ready, Ken
I'm fucking way we want me one or two between what we want in dick
Okay
Here we go chat who wins laser on
I
Just USA or world it's everything in the whole United world of America
All right, so here's how we this goes ready
Basically, I could tell exactly where we are job basically what you're gonna do
No, the fuck you can't then you go right then you go here and then you go to the left and then you can obviously
Tell by all these types of buildings that we are exactly where I want to be and we are right ready for this big guess
Y'all ready for this big guess or no drop of me if you're ready for this big guess ladies
Don't scream peek if you scream peek you're lying and you're cheating. I don't scream big bro. I'm not some ho shit
You're fucked
Timer starts now fuck your timer bro
What?
Come on. We're gonna end this one quick. No, no, no, we're gonna restart. We're gonna restart
No chat no, trust me the game leave the game leave the game
No, leave the game leave the game stop Summing now run you're reading chat reading chat. You're reading chat
you're reading chat, you're reading chat.
He's reading chat, chat.
Facts of no.
He's actually reading chat.
I'm reading chat, oh my God.
You're reading chat.
It's actually, it's weird, it's weird, it's weird,
it's weird, it's weird.
The back of the car said dot a u.
I wonder where we are.
Hold on.
Party, party, live challenge, duals, invite.
Okay, I leaked the code so join literally quickly.
Click this link quickly, quickly, quickly, quickly.
Gigi.
Quickly, quickly, quickly, quickly, quickly.
and the guy that you asked why I'm fat
shut up bitch
it's game time
no reading chat
GG
oh we're in the world
is this USA or world?
I know we are
Logan Paul did a video here
hold on
is this USA or world?
don't worry about it
is this USA or world?
it's world bro
it's world bro
wait I know
okay chat
I know where we are
oh I know where we are
I know exactly where we are
You're fucked. You're actually fucked.
Are you dupest gucanoogin, my shit?
Good luck, bro. Your timer starts now 15 seconds. Can you guess who we are now?
Yeah, probably.
Fuck off, bitch!
Oh my god!
Fuck off, bitch!
Fuck off, bitch!
766 on your fucking head, bitch!
Oh shit.
What?
Oh.
I'm just gonna do a big press. I'm just gonna do it quickly.
Fuck you, I'm not giving you any time of time.
You're an idiot. You're an idiot.
We can't even get Google Maps over there, you fucking idiot.
You idiot, bro.
What?
I'll play this.
It's the middle of the trees!
Is that a corp?
Oh, no.
Oh.
Okay, this is America.
Ah.
Yeah, this is America.
This is not easy.
Wait, this shit looks like Dubis Kukunu.
This is not America.
This is not America.
Oh, it's not America.
But they're on the left side of the road.
Oh my grambale vergaway!
I gotta find it on the map.
It's over. I don't even know where it is on the map, bro.
It's like, come on, it actually gets to a point.
Wait.
I don't know where this is on the map, bro.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, the batter who finds it first
Oh my god
I'm chopped liver wait, where is I see check look at this right here. It's this
Oh my god. I don't know where this is from the map.
Oh my god.
Oh my god. Please buy the Marlins, bro.
Okay, fuck, I found it.
I'm closer for sure who shit fucking mean who shit
it. A-130.
Or I saw .nz.
Yeah same. You're going to be feeling that in the morning bro.
Okay I know, I look in mind where we are.
Hacker.
I know there's mountains, that's the only thing that's throwing me off.
You're hacking.
I don't know where, but it's in the mountains so it's...
I don't think it's the top left of that Holy shit
Oh my god, I hopped Taco time. Wait, what is that?
This is not ideal. I guess it's somewhere over here chatting this quadrant. I based it off the mountains
And the weather holy fo- wait. Did I see it right?
I
This snow
What's it looking like over there, bro, I know exactly where I am. I think I know where I am
I'm gonna let you pick first. I'm just trying to confirm my last thing. I'm trying to confirm it
No, I just take your time. Do you know what it is shot?
It's throwing me off as this weather because I don't know the weather here
what I kind of do take your friggin time bro cuz I have like one guest and it's
based off of nothing what is this fucking coloring this is so dog shit
Yeah, I'm just getting down to this music right now to what
Is folk valley this is actually folk valley. I'm not kidding. I don't know how else explainer we are right now, bro
Yeah, I'm glad it's trying to be 2013 Google images footage from fuck off
Oh, I got it. I got it. Yeah, I got it. Yes. Yeah, she did. Yes my confirmation. I knew it was this
You got your confirmation
Yeah, you're cooked. It said Washington on this thing.
Oh, I did not see that shit anywhere. Are you crazy?
Dude, 9,000 Gs.
Confirmation with this chat, whether it literally said W.A. or whatever the fuck it said.
I'll go again. Why not? Just to show you that I'm daddy.
All right, stop reading chat, bet. I'll go even only. I mean, fuck it.
I was letting you guys have fun, but now I'm not. Fuck you guys.
I think we're in fucking I think we're in like
Yeah, where do you think we are honestly?
I'm just gonna like a quick guess and just say something like over here Jack.
If I do something right over here, it's a jack of all trades.
I get like four different things.
Where are you going?
What?
That's so direct.
Hey!
See?
See bro?
I'm low key loaded.
I'm loaded and locked.
Oh shit.
Oh shit. Oh, it's bad New Jersey. No bullshit
Wait
Why does that plate
Hey, where are we at with it y'all
Where exactly am I looking getting good at this game?
You're versing me I play it less than five times
Me too, dude
Not that good at this game. Oh my god
Oh, no get no
Getting no gameplay here
Beach beach beach in the time I guess white dude scratching his chin beach
beach
Said Baltimore in a thing. Yep. Oh shit. Wait, I'm not gonna. Yeah. Yeah, man
There's too much of us. It's like it's too much of it. You know difference about so much of it
I don't know what this means.
What do you want to do, bro? You want to try one more time? Or you want to not go against the king?
I don't care, I'll play.
Oh shit, he challenges the king one more time.
We can't do Fortnite Geo-Guessor because you guys ruin the site every single time.
Ooh, I hear like Minecraft steps.
That's not happening.
Road work ahead, I sure hope it does.
You know that meme or no?
Uh, yeah, cause you're like hoping that the road does actually work and that...
Like, uh, basically it's like a little trick play.
Like, oh, road work ahead, but they're talking about like construction, like road work.
Like they're doing work on the road.
Not fucking, yo, the head of you, the road is working by the way, cause it opposed to it not working.
No, yeah, I know, you know.
Is that a dead body?
Yeah, we're low-key in like you're feeling you feel that too like we're low-key in like
What is Bayou, New Jersey?
Yeah, like where do you honestly like this is where like I think it is right? What is it again?
Okay, I have a weird weird weird feeling right now
Chad I'm right here like I have a weird for me. It's over here somewhere
Just because I think I think I've mattered this down.
Do you mind if I just do this gook and do your share real quick?
Yeah, I can.
I'm just gonna do a quick pit here.
I'm just gonna see it's like somewhere like...
How do you get to Pennsylvania?
What?
Oh shit.
Blocksburg?
Is that Roblox?
Well, actually there's lots of Roblox.
lost to roblox
this is not one to do
i want to suck your blood
where the fuck are we bro
i don't know
I have a kind of a guess. I got a spot.
I'm just waiting for the yay or nays to come in.
I'm just kidding. Okay, I did find.
Oh, gosh, I saw that.
I want to suck your blood.
I don't know where what it is, but I'm going to guess it's like,
I'm just going to do this chat.
Actually, that's a pretty bad guess.
I'm going to send you a more green.
I'm going to just do like here because then,
because then I have like more shit around that to work with.
And I don't think the link gonna get this
So you just guessed the exact spot that I'm in
So how did you just guess the exact spot that I was in every slot because I saw a Russian lettering
Yeah, I said that at the top of the map that you can't go up there
Whatever. Oh shit. You think I'm cheating in Geo guys? I'm gonna fucking live here in the back on CS go
What is this? Oh, actually know where we are
I
Don't we are I was just fucking through the Frank
Yeah, I'm glad I'm glad I'm just in nowhere bill bro. I don't know which one it is. I think it's like somewhere like
Yeah, it's some Goofy Scoot canoe bro.
So you guessed right where I am at.
Yeah, your answer was really good and when I was looking at your stream, I didn't want
to guess the exact same spot as you, so I just went a little bit up so it didn't look
like I was stream sniping.
I bet.
Can you even cheat on this game? Like, is there ways that you can like hack the thing that just does you a reward?
I'm doing it right now.
This is like farmland, bro.
Dude, fuck my life.
What the fuck?
I don't know what that is. I'm just gonna have to...
Alright, this is what I'm just gonna do. Process of elimination now.
I'm in trouble.
I'm in trouble.
Oh my god, this is where people are gonna get mad at me after they know the spot, and I...
People are about to just get really mad at me.
How do you know they know it?
Because I found the thing that tells me what it is, and I just don't know what this abbreviation is.
What? Am I a fucking idiot? Am I a burger? Am I just a fucking-
Oh, oh, is it-
Yes!
I looked down my answer and then you copied me.
Okay, so I saw HU, but I was like, it's not in,
I didn't know what it stood for.
Hungry, I'm like, idiot, I'm sorry, Jack.
I saw that die, HU shit.
Okay.
We're in like fucking Junkoland, bro.
What do I think here?
I'm just gonna do a dumb guess here,
I feel like I freaking set out.
I think it's this.
I'm so dumb, but I'm gonna get hated if this is not right.
We're probably an idiot.
I already see the come on brothers in my jet.
Clip.
Clip.
Clip.
Clip.
Clip.
Clip.
Clip.
Clip.
Clip.
Nooo.
Senegal!
It was in Gany Pig?
It says...
Wait they...
Oh shit, fuck it, no shit.
How did I just TP to a tunnel?
I just found an underground tunnel.
Wait, how did I?
I just found a secret underground tunnel.
Stop.
Oh my god.
I just don't know where it is in the map.
I mean, I don't know where it is in the map.
T'Nuzia.
I saw a turkey flag, bro.
I didn't even get that right for the first reason, bro.
This is butt-versed cheeks right now.
Nice, bro.
We're in the Microsoft fucking home screen.
Yeah, there's a horse right there.
That's my chat.
it's you guys oh yeah chock my whole life
what the fuck this might be Wisconsin I have a crazy guess and it's gonna fucking
if you say Wisconsin then you're just cheating I have a crazy guess that he
I'm just saying the idiot before I get ready for it
Oh
My god, you know how I know is there because I visited Iceland before
No bad kid not bad at all. Oh, yeah, now say I'm a cheater classic
Should keep playing get off lunch ladies be thick as fuck about grab a fruit, baby shimba
Why the guy's in that? Why'd you just leave me that, bro?
Red Chat Classic. Oh, nice, bro. Yep. Now say that Red Chat.
Hold on, before I get off, let me see.
Before you get off.
Bro, what?
Yeah, I gotta... Hey, man, I'm sorry, Liz.
I gotta go to the gym, bro. No bullshit. I'm not lying, bro.
Bro. No, I'm dead serious. I'm not lying.
I swear you guys don't mean locked or no. Bro.
Tomorrow's the way out stream with late, uh, Jixi.
Bro. Tomorrow's a minimum 7 hour stream. Just hope that fucking game are 6 hours.
Want a small green crack?
That's not what it was.
Alright, thanks bruh. I'm sorry man.
I'm gonna see you tomorrow, dude.
We're tonight actually.
What time?
10pm. Be there. Be square.
Really?
No, we gotta leave here probably at like 9.20.
Don't miss it.
Alright.
Bring that VHS camera of yours.
It will be getting brought in the bag.
bag and bring your happiest smile
it will be getting brought on some of my friends a split
just for time's sake
by matter of the sea later that
i'm seattle
i first for the mission of one of the total
do what the fuck is not your brother what what is it
i was just saying if you have your knowledge of ron only to trip
ways and i just
It's not freaking out man. It's gonna make sure you have your knowledge of dude every single day knowledge of this knowledge of that
What is knowledge of bro?
Not your own business
All right, bro, I love you guys
as a good fucking stream today.
It was a great stream today.
With not much planned, we still did something.
Better than no stream.
Yeah.
You might be live tomorrow.
And then, sorry, it's answering text.
You might be live tomorrow with a way out
with Jinxie little story game.
Shouldn't be fun.
And then Thursday, the mile stream.
And then, I don't know what I'm doing Friday yet,
but then Saturday and Sunday is streamer games.
So should be fun.
It's gonna be fun.
So thank you.
Thank you for all the subs today.
Thank you for all the don'ts.
Thank you to anyone who followed.
You guys are fucking amazing.
I love you boys so fucking much.
Seriously, keep fucking supporting me
through anything and everything.
It's love, man.
Other than that, I'll be live tomorrow.
And yeah, make sure to join the Twitter.com,
Explanation mark calm make sure to follow the stream if you're new these are the people who aren't followed right here and then
Since it's not my PO box with exclamation mark PO. I will see you guys
So real soon
Let me tell you something, if you ever feel like you can't do something, don't let anybody
tell you you can't do something.
They say quick, they say this, they say that.
Hey, that says something.
I'm not saying that.
I'm not saying that.
I'm not saying that.
I'm leaving yourself in your dream.
Everything has its purpose.
You said you would never play.
Now look at you.
How far you came?
Thank you.