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๐จ JYNXZ X RON ๐จ A WAY OUT ๐จ GAME DAY ๐จ STREAMER GAMES SOON ๐จ LIFE IS GREAT ๐จ I LOVE YOU ๐จ [twitter/insta stableronaldo] !po !com !sub
07-29-2026 ยท 6h 25m
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Thank you, thank you, if you want to sub say me you might just get gifted a fucking sub
thank you for the 10 gifted subs bro congratulations you just paid for my air one JK JK JK
Thank you so much for the 10 gifted veins was good. Just Josh. He was good. King cool was good. He was good
Zeke was good. They were five gifted DVs. Thank you so much much appreciated man. What is the emote of the day, bro?
What's the emote of the day?
What's the emote of the day? What is it?
What is it?
No, it is not a thumbs down. Oh, May 49 now turn this it off. You know, you know, I
I would say the emote of the day is thank you. Yeah, that's a good example.
Because thank you for another day of streaming. I like this one. I like this one.
I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that.
No, Xivity Day is seven months. Do go Adam. What's good? What's good? What's good? What's good? What's good?
Thank you brother. Thank you. Thank you brother. Thank you. Good fucking morning to everyone in the fucking chat.
Can I get a hey bro? Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello.
guys today who was in yesterday's stream
drop of me who was in yesterday's
stream today is gonna be a fun day
today is what stable and auto doesn't
usually fucking do because he's a lazy
fuck can I get a retweet or no today
we are doing a story game but you're
by wondering run a story game that's
kind of eh who you doing with today
we're running with junko yes mean
jinx you're gonna play a game it's
called a way out I've never played it
before I heard it's a good fucking game
I don't really know anything about it
Should take a little bit so today should be like a seven to six to seven to eight hours
Should be kind of fun
Apparently, this is peak apparently. There's a good fucking game. I don't really know
No, I'm not playing resident evil because Jason the ween played resident evil. I played resident evil off stream
Who was there for that? Who was there for that when I beat resident evil bro? Y'all were there for that facts or no?
He's right. He's right. He's right. Did I go to the gym today?
Don't son me, don't laugh at me, don't do none of that, bro.
I'll be honest with you guys.
I'm just gonna be honest.
I'm just gonna be honest.
Honesty is the best policy.
First time chatter.
We all know the answer.
What does that mean?
Hot guys and sexy guys like me need a break chat yesterday or today. Excuse me. I took off from the gym
Now I know y'all are gonna say damn three days in I'm gonna go later
Okay, I'm gonna go later today. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go later and that's not count
Okay, I'm gonna end my stream right when we finish and yeah simple as that bro. That's not cap guys
I have streamer games in about oh my god. I have two days
Huh Jonathan David five gifted I'm gonna be real with you. I'm a little bit nervous for streamer games
I might just bail like do I just not go?
Genuinely, do I just not go now? I know y'all are gonna say like oh like classic whatever it might be like do I just not go?
No, seriously, I
Don't know if I want to let down my team, bro
I don't know if I want to let down my team. Have y'all seen Twitter. Have y'all seen what Twitter has been saying
No, Twitter has been saying that I'm the carry on the this on the that
I don't want to be the guy that has everything on the line like dead ass serious like I don't want to be the guy
Who's like everything is on the line for me, bro?
Honestly, I gotta make a call
here he goes can't even have fun in my life holy shit bro I'm so ugly today
I'm sorry you can't leave a message because the person you called has a
voicemail box that hasn't been set up yet goodbye
that's a thing wait that's a thing I can't leave a voice message that's a
fucking thing all right so I'll just leave a alright fine chat y'all want to
laugh at me fine I'll just I'll just leave a voicemail on a voice note hey
Ludwig the time you see this text I'm probably still streaming so if you want
to call me back you can right now I'm debating on not coming to streamer games
because a lot of people on Twitter right now it's kind of going viral basically
are saying that I'm gonna be too much of a carry of streamer games and I'm a
little bit nervous that I don't want to be like I don't want to be the main
character of streamer games if you know what I'm saying like I kind of just
want to enjoy my time and have fun and I'm a little bit nervous because if my
performance is bad then you know people on Twitter might cook me so I'm just
overthinking it a little I'm just wanted to leave you this voice message horse
out. How does that sound? How does that sound?
You see this text, I'm probably still streaming, so if you want to call me back, you can.
Right now, I'm debating on not coming to streamer games, because a lot of people on Twitter right now, it's kind of going viral.
Basically, they're saying that I'm going to be too much of a carry.
Yeah, yeah, that's good. That's good.
You sound gay? Wait, so is that how I sound normally? Like when my voice is like, like, congested?
I just realized that in the fucking text message it sounds congested as fuck.
Pfft. Bring this back!
What the fuck do you want me to bring back, bro?
Oh, nice!
So you want me to- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, just some understanding.
You want me to bring back clips and unknown ar-
I can't even gain contact with unknown army!
And- Holy chopped haircut.
I
Look kind of zesty bro. I look kind of zesty guys. What's up?
Mad zesty bro. Oh my god clicks was actually so fucking fat. How did he lose the weight? I'm starting to think
Click was the first person to be on reddit and then he transitioned it to lacy aware
You know it's crazy. I did ask that guy could find unknown pay him like what is this the
most replay what is this side story we're gonna have to go see what unknown has to say you
know what he's been up to you know what what do you do don't don't mess up like all right
what up
Listen, well listen, man
I think I could dead-ass pay unknown money to get on stream and I don't think he would do it
I feel like right now. He just like I
Don't know bro. I don't fucking know I don't fucking know I dead-ass don't know you used to be so ugly
Now you're one of the best-looking. Yeah, bro. I know I don't really know what happened, bro
Like my ears used to be big my hairline used to be fucked my haircut used to be fucked and now that I think about it as time
Moves on brother look how fucking good I look now like the transition is like absolutely astronomical
Also by the way guys I saw okay. I'm gonna be honest with you
Now this is real ready. This is real. I'm dead serious. Don't say cap. Don't say this don't say that listen I
Went through my dashboard yesterday to check something and I realized
When I came back from OG Fortnite, I had so much hunger in me.
Facts or no. Facts or no.
Bro, I streamed every day for 10 hours. I looked at my dashboard, I streamed every day for 10 hours.
Bro, I need my hunger back.
I think it's time for me to fall off.
I think it's time for me to fall off. I need hunger.
Yo, I need to want this badly.
I bet I need this badly, bro.
So I think starting now, bro, daily streams every single fucking day, 10 hours a day.
No, no, no, I'm serious.
I'm serious.
He's right.
He's right.
He's right.
You know what I actually should do?
I should give away all my money so that I have to restart.
I should give it to a random viewer.
Lowkey, that's not a bad idea.
What if I gave away all my money so that I have to restart and then I want it more badly?
Bro, like, look at this.
Like, look what I used to do, bro.
Who was there for these streams back in the day?
Daily streams on some bullshit every day.
Now, I will be honest with you though, and this is fair as facts are no, like, let me
know in the chat.
Let me know in the chat right now.
I will say, streaming a video game every day is way easier than coming up with unique content against fax.
I'm right, I'm right, he's right, he's right.
Because, because of the fact, I would go live and all I would do, all I would do would just get on fucking Fortnite for 10 hours
and my chat was just like, like, look it's frozen.
I'm learnin' love when I'm geekin'.
Is my chat frozen?
I
Found us an AMG is it
Is it frozen?
Wait, I just get 20 second water 40
So it took
It took forever and the last message is I think you deserve a three to four week break you street flight 29 today straight
I wish people were like that nowadays. I did as wish my chat was this fucking nice nowadays
Like bro, if I if I stream for 30 days straight the next day if I go if I don't stream my Twitter commas
Yo, not gonna lie this Ron dude lost all his hunger. He needs to kill himself
That ass that is dead ass what it would be bro
There's a hacker
No bullshit though, I lowkey miss playing video games, anyone else?
Like, I just miss, like, I think though, facts or no, generally being curious,
I feel like I do a good combination of streaming video games and IRL.
Lowkey, I think I do a good combination.
Is it recording?
I think I do a good combination.
Is it 40?
Like, think about it.
Dude, I've been playing a lot of video games right now after Shimmer You, but guess what?
In three days, we're doing two days straight, 10 hours of just athleticism outside.
Dude, I feel like for streamer games, I gotta get cutscenes with everybody.
Low-key. Who's playing streamer games again? Hold on.
I need to go onto the website.
Aware. Aware. Get ready.
Get ready. Ready? Hold on.
No, no, no. Y'all can say, oh, no, no, no, all you want.
Oh, no, no, no, all you fucking want.
Let's see who's playing streamer games.
KDB, you're getting cutscenes.
Maya, you're getting cutscenes.
Nice wave cutscenes. QD cutscenes. You're on my team, right?
International I don't really know anyone here, but I'm gonna make new friends here cut scene central besides Ray
Team UK honestly, I'm just gonna probably talk about how a soil is fucking 700 pounds and he's six foot nine
Everyone else here. I'm gonna have to figure out cut scenes
Team USA get ready for cut scene galore galore. Yo knows
Let's hope that there's no scooter athleticism
Tyler one
I don't know anyone here, but I'll try to make a new friend here.
Team Canada.
Morton, aware.
I know every lore about you.
Agents, get ready for cutscenes.
Sakura.
Get ready.
I'm gay.
There's no stopping my joke.
I'm gay.
I'm gay.
I'm gay.
I'm gay.
I'm gay.
I'm gay.
I'm gay.
I'm gay.
I'm gay.
I'm gay.
I'm gay.
I'm gay.
Stopping my jokes. There's no stopping.
Dantes, aware.
Cocoa? Who the fuck is Cocoa?
Who don't have a Cocoa that goes to our school?
Bah!
Jason Nguyen, your rage,
Kiera, Mr. Keem, Fooie Bean, aware.
Wait, is that it?
I swear that, oh, Teen Mexico.
Oh yeah, yeah.
I'm not gonna lie.
Get ready for these cut scenes.
I'm about to, I'm about to create a cutscene, man.
We all, hey, I'm not gonna lie, I'm excited!
I'm excited!
Benji, Wendy, Evelyn, Arke, and Damien, get ready.
I'm gonna be running up to you guys a lot.
Derez.
Mi papรก, mi toca, mi amigo, mijo.
Derez.
Mail what?
This beard is just like, I don't know, from this time, it doesn't look like my puke bro.
I'm gonna be honest with you
You look good daddy
Shout out the Dean wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute
What is going on with this hairline? Why does?
Wait a minute what the fuck
Is this a v-neck hairline hold on
Let me see if I can perfectly get this all the way oh my god, I mean maybe cuz he's
scrunching not gonna like I you let me know turkey stream went me and you for that hairline
He look good though. I'm not gonna lie, bro. Like
He look good y'all can dick right all you want, but he looks sexy. I mean gonna lie like I just I
Don't know bro. He look good man. Male what
That's a story you want me to find
You know the problem is, you know the problem is
Moe fucker's hyped up Lacey too much man
Like he really j-
Like this is bad bro
Oh man I got you cast
Hold on, this beat came from
Like this is really bad bro
Like that is serious man
Holy shit
Now you have to make a TikTok?
So you want me to recreate this exact TikTok?
Like what is Lacey even?
I'm gonna show you how to move
I'm gonna show you how to get
That bad you ain't never coming last
Okay, do I have to start doing the same shit like do I have to start do I have to start doing just thirst traps?
Like is this what I got to do like dead serious like no
I'm dead ass serious man. Like let me see if I can find my
Like I'd be posting bullshit on my like like motherfuckers be posting thirst traps, but this is what I be posting
I just wanted to get on tiktok to let you know and anybody who's ever feeling down if you ever feel like taking your life
Don't do it bro
Man, I swear to God, I just don't understand
If you ain't gotta be, hope to be a man
Take my hand
Monster, how should I feel?
Creatures lie here, looking through the window
Only in the evening, so I ask you might you're streaming
I love you so much that it's tripping
You're the star of the year
I'm the star of the year
Tick Tock's, can you tell me how to make this?
Yeah, you're the star of the year
Only in the end you saw it
I still mind you're streaming
I love you so much that it's tripping
Tripping
Like, do I just gotta start doing thirst?
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Bring some
Tells you to bring it in man. Maybe I do some report for ladies in the chat. I bet
That's the Bernardo you look so good today, this is what I mean, bro. I'm telling you it's only a matter of
Time bro. I post a couple of thirst traps here and there and what's gonna happen, bro
It's gonna be over. It's gonna actually be fucking over man like no bullshit
Like who can stop me, bro? Who who can stop me?
Please stop being delusional. No, I'm dead ass. I'm dead ass gonna make a thirst trap tonight
And I can't wait to see what the comments are like dead serious
It's gonna be a bunch of love and then y'all are gonna start dick riding. That's how it is. That's how it is
That's actually how it is also by the way, I'm gonna be honest with you guys. I checked out a car yesterday. I'm not gonna say what
It said 5,000 miles on the odometer
I had someone come in to check it out and said 35,000 and got rolled back
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. There's some shady shit going on in the world that ass some shady fucking shit
What is this?
Hey, do you live here?
What are you doing?
I'm not saying that.
He's not safe.
He's got her.
Hello? Hello?
Who's that?
Fuck!
Are you fucking joking?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Are you a devil?
No, he's gonna call me crazy.
What's his name?
Get that fucking face!
No, I'm serious.
What is this?
No, you do, you do.
I'll get my boots on the front door.
Alright, let's get you out of here.
Oh, God.
Does he want to suck this?
Will you go kill?
Dolly's my watch, I bet.
Right, yeah, yeah.
So, golly just put a clutch on Mark.
She's not, she's not.
Dolly, did my stream open?
Evil.
He's here, he's dead, bro.
What can I buy a fucking RPG I'm not as fucked right now.
So what exactly am I looking at right here? Oh
You need it it's like
You time on
You're not a tire
Are we gonna get in trouble
So my supposed to pull my hair back. Oh fuck you might have too much hair for this
No, I just like you gotta tell me what it's right above your forehead. Okay. Well, you're all my eyes right now
Pull your hair back. Okay. Okay. I don't want to expose my hairline
Yeah, yeah
You get me right, huh, you get me right
I'll make sure this shit tight
They're calling me Megamind hold on why is the top so much you can fix that
Yeah
Dude that shit
I think I'm kind of circulating. Oh, oh, we do it bro. We do it. Are you have too much? No, no
We could do bro. Come on. Get me right, bro. You're too much. Oh get me fucking right come on
bro come on Lacey okay it's just hard cuz a lot of it's being taken up bro get
my shit right bro
here take this and grab it this okay wait how did you do it well I just tied
on myself so it's a lot easier than I eat a football because Chad does understand how
I'm gonna do regular right you like that and then maybe
Flat I bet nothing good
Haha, yeah
I
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Confused bro, what why they why they say I look choppy yours you look good. They said
I
Go to might look like a golden helmet. Oh shit. What happened my
What happened?
Oh shit
No, bro
Maybe maybe I need to do with my shirt off
Oh
Someone said they're filing for sexual assault. How the fuck
You think I should actually start making thirst traps. Yeah, you should would you like them up would I like the thirst
Try would you repost them in shit? Oh, what we started supporting each other?
We should you out get Marlon?
Oh, we can and we had to create trends
That's why you gotta put the do rag on you gotta film us film a tick to up to that same sound and then boom
We have a trend and for you know, everybody's doing the trend and then all the comments are like, bro
You're not Lacey and Ron and then boom we have a trend. Oh my god, cuz that's how they say they say oh, you're not Marlin
Okay, so can you leave me one of those? Yes, and I'm gonna have silky help me and I'm gonna record now
We're the same audio and everything
Damn
I
Shit literally looks like Steve from minecraft with a golden album
We're taking a big flight
All right, bro
I'm not gonna bro
It's because Lacey's a sex symbol and you're not.
And then you proceed to send me a link.
112k likes?
Yo, I'm not gonna lie, 112k likes, I would get off the internet low key.
If someone, how did you get community noted?
You know who you are.
You know what?
Get your right there.
Yo, biggest gooner of the five, you freaky fuck.
Yo, by the way, yesterday I got community noted and they finally took it down.
Someone literally community noted me and said that I don't give away money.
Yo, dumb fuck, I never said in this tweet I'm giving away money, you fucking dick.
I literally quoted in this tweet. I'm not giving shit
This is not even fucking yo, this is the type of propaganda that I'm trying to tell you guys is like actual bullshit
Like I'm dead ass serious. There is no fucking
Like bro, I've never I don't even use Dornash. I dead ass don't even use Dornash
You know you're spamming yo Michael. I by the way, this isn't a good tree. You're getting on VIP
I don't know. I don't even know anymore
So you're just spamming the Lay's suite. Yeah, you're just getting on VIP. I'm gonna watch it and I'm gonna unvipe you
That's the power fucking stable and all that. I'll dead ass don't give a flying fuck not gonna lie
They're gonna spam aura in my chat because of how fucking lit I am
The fuck out of here
Shit why does Lay's have Kirk as his clan tag
Yo DeBear with the six gifted don't even dare gift seven. I don't even care. Oh, dude. Don't do it rough
Oh
That's not bad bro back in the day if you posted this maybe like 2013 you probably would have gotten maybe like 400,000
subscribers on YouTube
After 400,000 subscribers on YouTube, you probably would have started like a P.O. box
and then started like a whole career based on this.
But now you're stuck being stable, Ronaldo's cameraman and you're not on the Ellen Show.
I'm gonna be honest, this shit would have got you on the Ellen Show.
That ass.
Click this?
It weighs.
Say let's.
First day first we're gonna wet our hair.
Then we're gonna shampoo our hair with this very suspicious looking shampoo.
We're gonna lather our hair just like we do not care.
Next we gonna brush our hair with a shoe clean brush since I don't have an actual brush
Am I dirty? Yes. Am I gonna get waves? Also, yes. Finally putting them up again. Do we all get them up?
2.5 million likes
I gave waves
Now I'm gonna skip this part because I don't know how to tie a drug on correctly since I'm Asian
Now we gonna let them up like a marinade overnight and come back for part two.
Can't wait
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. We just gotta start putting out bullshit. I'm about to start some bullshit man
People fall in love with me
26k likes not enough I need to see at least minimum 100,000 six digits and then I'll watch
Um
What is this?
I
Jason Lee will be playing resident evil.
She look like a resident evil car bro bro do not go down a resident evil path
Why would you go down this resident evil path resident evil flies?
A resident evil house resident evil gate resident evil plane resident evil flies resident evil human
She look like a pun at a resident evil y'all this shit look like a resident evil cow
The fucking resident evil cow and you walk into a resident evil swamp
Resident evil storm
Resident evil house
Resident evil house, that's good
Go by yourself to a resident evil house
This is our resident evil house
AHHHHH THAT'S JUST LIKE RESIDENT EVIL BOOT
AHHHH THAT'S JUST LIKE RESIDENT EVIL BOOT
Resident evil paper
Resident evil water
Resident evil joe
Does he have like
Is he retortives?
Like that ass
Is he fucking retorted?
Does he look like a resident evil?
Living life
Yo why is Dean constantly fucking
calling me like brother like look at this he has his own gift like brother
what does he even do bro like
Resident Evil House
Resident Evil Move!
It's a Resident Evil House!
You genuinely look like a predator
I can't have shit in this chat man
Hey Ron why did you take off yesterday?
Hey, Ron, why are you depressed?
Hey, Ron, why did you gain weight?
Because of you guys, bro.
Because of fucking you guys.
Yo, maybe support me?
Like, let's check out what my tweets looking like right now.
I'm a sex symbol.
152 comments.
Let's see what these comments are like.
Oh, doesn't even load.
Let me refresh the page.
Gotta be some bullshit.
Hold on.
Doesn't even fucking load.
I don't even have internet, bro.
Like, do I just not have internet?
Oh, nice.
A clown gift.
really actually so nice what is this one okay nice very nice oh okay very nice
okay very nice like you zoomed in on my fucking not real photo not real this
isn't real this is obviously clear as they not real
Yeah, that's enough.
I'm dead ass serious.
Drew just announced his first stream after he released the series since he's a streamer
boy.
Yo, is it true that Drew is actually like a streamer now?
Like I've been seeing tweets bro.
I've been seeing tweets.
Drew needs to actually get rid of those fucking chrome heart glasses by the way.
I don't know if y'all have seen.
Bro, I clicked on his stream history for five seconds and he's actually so fucking chopped.
I'm dead-ass serious. He needs to get rid of those chrome hearts glasses like dead series, man
What is this streamer University? Where am I?
Do y'all see me anywhere where fine Ron? It's like where's Waldo, but fine on auto. Oh shit. I'm over here
There it is. Oh, why do they put me next to you sips chopped ass? Oh my fucking god
What am I getting?
Hello
Hello. Yeah, it's me and Brandon, bro. It's old trio.
Yo, I'm blocking both of you guys on this one right now. There's no more of this.
You already have me, but you already have me on that post so it doesn't even matter.
Okay, good, bro. How do I not have D-
Wait, wait, wait, wait. You already have me on that, on that, so it doesn't even matter from daddy.
No, I'm sorry.
Really, Brandon?
I'm sorry. Yeah, Dean, any last words before I never see you ever again?
I'm gonna try my best to do a push-up, but I can do 30 setups.
Okay, turn your camera on and do 30 setups.
I bet.
Let me actually...
It's done, bro.
Let me go on my phone and do this. Hold on.
We could just see in here. Just go under the bed like how you do it
We put your feet on the thing so it holds you just do it, bro
I bet hold on let me move my chair backwards. I got it
Yeah, oh
My god, I don't know why did that not look pixelated chance of appointment
I
You guys see me move to the right you're right a little bit more to like that where the chair is
So we could see you actually do a full set up
Move it to right. No, like go. No move your body to the right like towards the chair
What are you looking at bro, why are you looking into the depths of the camera? No, yep. Oh my god
You're dragging yourself on the ground.
What do you mean?
OK, go.
Try doing it.
Put your, yeah, go.
Why do you have a dog cage in your room that's hugging your bed?
Because, OK, because my dog was in here,
and now he's not here anymore.
All right, show me.
No, I'm team.
Put your feet under the bed, bro.
Like, go sideways.
OK, fuck.
All right, go.
No.
Feet are under the bed.
Go closer to the chair.
We can't see you.
Like, get in the frame!
Well, can you see me now?
More to the right, you have so much space!
Are you, like, trolling?
Alright.
Could you see me now?
Yes, go.
Wait, how are you gonna do this? There's a key...
Yeah, exactly!
Okay, sure, use the chair, bro. Use the chair.
Go ahead.
Dude, I'ma put the camera on. Let me get up.
One second.
That ass, let me go.
This is bullshit.
This is actual bullshit.
Holy shit.
Hurry up man, we don't got all day here.
Okay, you can see me.
How am I supposed to see you right now?
Ask yourself right now how am I supposed to see you.
How am I supposed to see you?
You can't see my- okay, can you see my legs?
Bro Dean beat this see you why did you like zoom in the camera?
It's not so oh my god, I'm gonna crush up bro. Just join on your phone bro. Yeah, join on your phone, bro
You got you got 30 seconds. Can I just do my phone? I'm sure you're my phone. Do you like smash?
Are you why did Jinxie end stream?
So I'm not about to play I just set my whole day after this
We're gonna play if you might be asking okay
Okay, is it better?
All right.
Yes, hurry up.
Let's see it.
Holy shit.
All right, do 30 push pull up.
All right, what is it?
Sit up.
Let's see you do it.
Hold on now.
And holy, thank you for the 10 gifted subs.
Everyone say thank you for this amazing content.
that's five. I'm too fat.
Ways. I mean counting with the
Fuck. That's five. Six. Move
your leg. Hey, wait, wait.
Put your legs together. Stop
opening your legs. Yup. And
then I'm, then that it bend it
on the ground. I can't. There's
too fat, Bro. There's too fat.
Don't need the book. What is this? Were you just springing out?
Okay, fuck off
You're just using momentum
Did you do one push?
Do one push up right now by you I'll buy a new PC. I
Don't need a new PC bear doesn't need it. I need it. Okay. I'll buy a brand. I'll buy better than a PC. Do one push up. I
I
Can't do it, bro. I can't three years to do this
No Dean on God if you if on please people get back up. Oh, no, you just
I'm out of here, bro
Don't ever Dean don't ever call my number ever again, but it's been three years
I've tried to get you to do one pushup every single time I offered you money. Yeah, I'm really second to sit ups
I can't even do fucking sit-ups bro.
Tell him now he can do sit-ups.
You can't do sit-ups.
All you're doing is humping the fucking air.
It's been three years, man.
It's been nice to him, he's special.
You think so?
What is this?
I used to watch, and I'll be honest bro,
I used to fanboy people.
I used to watch BenjiFish.
I used to watch all these people.
And I was like, bro, I was like,
I really think personality, I can stand out, bro.
Like if you think you can do it,
There's nothing stopping you besides yourself. That's one thing. I live by brown
The only thing that stops a person from succeeding is themselves taking failure brothers
Don't think failure if you think failure going into it. You're gonna fail if you think positive
You're gonna come out
That's the real I
Mean it's crazy
What?
What?
Your voice was deeper?
I was just sick, you fucking dork.
Male?
What?
Yo, I have not played BMI.
You know what else like this?
Like, the past like, the past two months, man, I don't want to be on my computer.
Yo, we about to start this or no?
Idiots.
Yo, he's late.
I have a strong team.
It's late to my shimmer, it's supposed to start a minute ago!
I'm gonna fron-
Ron Klicks this!
What?
ThetruthCOVID.gov?
Am I about to get a s**t in here? What is this?
What's up?
Aware, bro.
Aware.
Um, yo, we're about to start playing or no?
Yo, yo, stop.
Yo, please.
Like, how does that have 300k likes?
Like, do people just like anything on TikTok?
Like, do I actually need to start doing some bullshit again
instead of just like actual content?
Like I'm starting to think that I actually just need to put up some bullshit like serious
There'd be times where I actually was wait a minute X Rammelie. Are you Asian? I don't like you
All right. All right, so way out of clipped out of comes. Okay, so this is clipped way out of context
Clearly I was talking about this troll because everyone said I hate Asian people so I made a joke out of it
And now motherfuckers got it bro. Got it. Got it. No cancel me. Keck Keck. Well, bro. Cancel me, bro
This is actually a holy grail of you
how do you even define this?
42 lights, how do you have this?
How do you have this?
How do you have this?
How do you have this?
That was plausible.
Duet with Jerusalem?
The fuck?
That guy's account got taken away, whoever this guy is, and it got rebranded to a...
Israeli?
What is TikTok doing?
Wait, now that I click it, every time it's different!
It was Jude Bellingham!
Hold on now.
The language of French.
Suss.
What is this?
I mean, stable. Stable or not?
This is not becoming a trend.
And thank God it has 57 likes.
You will not be getting my reposts.
Oh, well.
Yeah, I'll turn 20 next month.
Like, what was I even doing on this stream?
Did I, seriously?
Like, I was doing a shower stream because I had no content.
Is that what I need to do now?
Oh, nice. I just clicked on a link that has nothing.
Like, did I, seriously? Do I just-
If you lose a tooth, the dentist can replace it with a gold one.
It may seem expensive, but gold is incredibly hard.
It also doesn't corrode like other metals, so it lasts a long time.
But if you smile at the wrong time...
If you...
Alright.
Yeah, mission...
I'm done clicking this shit, man.
Yo, so, me and Jinxie playing this story game, or is he late? Keqwa.
I didn't see that, Chris.
I don't fucking... dude, I don't know how this shit works at all.
Yo bro, you're late.
You know what I just realized?
You know what I just realized?
That Loki, that I have to, that I Loki have to expose Jinxie?
Brother, didn't he say that he was going to go to the diamond gym and then he bailed?
Yeah, see, that doesn't flow right with me.
If you make a commitment or promise, you have to keep it.
Facts.
What are you linking me, bro?
You said the same shit?
Yeah, but I didn't go because I realized I washed back my diamond gym video and, bro,
I did the best out of everyone in the core.
Dead serious.
I dead ass did the best.
I dead ass did the best.
What are you sending me?
What?
What are you sending me?
Do Twitch streamers deserve to live?
streamers or a representation of a failing society what in the
right y'all hold on I am already clicking off this guy just used
chimpanzee noises yeah no I'm good thanks for something about
What the fuck am I even looking at?
and faxing plan to visit the diamond gym.
Oh shit.
Bro, I would be down.
Uh, you know how I do like, uh, sub goals for grand and shit?
Yeah.
I wanna do the bulge and I wanna go to the diamond gym with somebody.
Would you be down?
100% I'd be down.
It'd be so much fun.
Here, here, here, ready?
Here, I'm gonna tell you guys how it's gonna go.
Faxing's gonna get the goal, then he's gonna figure out a way to cancel the goal, and then
even if he does go, Klicks is gonna bail anyway.
I'm not gonna lie, there's zero fucking chance Klicks goes to the diamond gym.
Brother, I barely survived.
I deadass barely survived.
What are you sending me, man?
Now, this is like actual there.
Now this is actual bait because put the camera down, bro.
Put the fucking camera down.
That shirt off, bro.
Put the camera down.
Yeah, I'm not going to lie, bro.
Me and Lacey have the most potential in this house.
No bullshit.
Like, bro, when I get my six pack, Lacey finishes the surgery, becomes a D1 athlete, it's actually over for anyone that lives here.
Like, I'm dead out serious, man. It's actually over for anyone who lives here.
I swear. I swear, bro. I swear. Jinxi's ready. Tell him to call my number, bro. He knows my number. Excuse me.
Look at this. Bro, stop sending me this bullshit, man.
What is this?
What week is in a movie?
Sure.
It's a video game.
What in the fuck am I looking at?
This happens when you're the shower man. You make too much wine. What in the fuck am I?
I don't even know what I'm saying. Listen man, he's calling you. The only person that's calling me right now is nobody besides fucking being.
click me what how do you have this video of me on my like this is 20 22
I'll be honest with you bro my struggle meal was dead ass two pieces of bread and
just straight cheese man and I called this a grilled cheese but it wasn't even
grilled cheese this was just this was just resident evil food calling you right now yep
hold it round down dangle hey bro um let's get the elephant out of the room while we can right
i'm not gonna sit here i'm not gonna play video games with you until we address one thing and one
thing only you said that you were gonna go to the diamond gym in july and you didn't
Yeah, Ron, I've thought about this, bro. I've thought about this long and hard pause.
The diamond gem can go fuck itself. I'm not going to get punched in the stomach by some
deranged lunatic who's 40 years old on steroids. Like, I'm just going to play video games in
the comfort of my own home. I'm not going to sign some waiver, sign my life away, and
and then get fucking punched in the gut by some deranged lunatic on steroids.
I'm good, bro. I'm gonna pass.
You're a pussy? Call me a pussy all you want, chat.
I'm a pussy? Yeah, sure. I'm not signing my life away.
Yo, howdy.
Oh, no. Oh, no.
Yo, I'm live on stream right now.
I'm live on stream right now.
Um, I just want to let you know that he's officially bailing the Diamond Gym,
and I just want to have you just know on stream so people can hear him.
He basically called y'all deranged men who punch people in stomachs that he's not gonna go to the diamond gym because
He's not gonna sign a waiver to freaks like you guys
And I just want to make sure that you just know that man just in case you ever see him
Yes, they do. Yes, they do. No, they literally punched Jason. Ron, tell them why they punched Jason.
Like you
He said you're scared jing see yo, you're gonna let your whole child laugh at you, bro
What type of gym makes people sign away the right? I don't know what you might be saying
He said had he said what kind of gym makes people assign waivers. I'm not going no
You've ever got a guest passing or signed up to major sign away
He just said he's not gonna punch people unless you troll I got punched Jason got punched because we troll bro
No, I've seen him punch other people. He's not gonna punch you go to the fucking gym
I'm not gonna hit
I did not
Three of my fights did get canceled
All right, bro. Listen
Yeah
That's what happened
Anyways, Ron you said you was coming back to was up
No, don't go back to those psychopaths Ron. Listen stop
Okay
I'm gonna be in New York next month
I'm gonna be there
And if I don't hold me accountable and next time you see me I give you permission you can clip this your permission to punch my stomach
Alright bro, alright now
Yo address the 900 pound elephant in the room
Lacey's not in that.
That is not, yo, I get it, it's funny.
The diamond gym is not a proper workout.
You don't get water, no, no, no.
So, you're gonna let Stumble,
you're gonna let Stumble, Robert and Lacey
out fucking work you at the gym.
Just wanna be clear, just want you to get that sense
out of your mouth.
You're gonna let Stumble, Robert and Lacey
out work you at the fucking gym.
Ah, sure man, you know what, sure, whatever you want at, whatever you want me to say.
Dizzy, I will literally go with you if you want to go.
Stop being pussy, you're gonna get it.
I did it.
I don't want to go.
I don't want to go.
I don't want to go.
No.
Who wants to go?
You let Dizzy out working at the Diamond Gym.
You let Neon out working at the Diamond Gym.
You let Stumble Robert.
Lacey I'll work you at the fucking gym. Yo, come on, bro. Me and you can go. I'll keep you safe
I won't let you
What the fuck are you gonna do Ron with all due respect? You're gonna give me safe from that psycho onk
He doesn't he doesn't hit you. Oh, no, he's a hitter. He's a hitter. I've seen him hit AJ and honey, bro
They hit you know he punches and yells. I know I give me a wave in that psycho, bro. I'm not going there
I'm just looks you dead in the eyes and he doesn't like jokes like at one point I told him
I'm like he's like all right. Let's go to the hill and I was like, are you gonna run with us?
And he looked at me like I
Thought he was gonna like evaporate me
Stop being a pussy, bro. Yeah, I guess I'm a pussy, you know all good man. Oh, I'm gonna see I'm dead as serious
If you go I'll go with you, bro
Come on
I'm gonna be in New Jersey, my flight got canceled,
voila, all three of my flight got canceled.
Okay, so guess what, me and you, Los,
when we do our stream chain together,
next month, whatever time it is,
after me and you go, this will be in New Jersey.
Bro, we should do that chain together stream in Florida.
Oh, in Florida, because Los is gonna set it up,
and we're gonna rely on Los.
Los is gonna fly.
I'm not bringing Los to the Diamond Gym, bro.
I don't even think he'll go to the Gym Gym.
Like, you really think I'm gonna get him to the diamond gym?
Bro, are you ready, bro?
Like, are you ready to play this game?
Whatever, bro, you're really not gonna go.
This game, later, if I'm, chat, this is not bullshit.
If I'm ever in my life in New York or New Jersey,
I will go to the diamond gym.
I'm not gonna get on a plane
to get punched in the stomach by some deranged psycho.
I'm not doing that.
Don't care.
I don't give a flying for doodle cake bro to be honest man. I don't care
I'm not gonna get on a plane to get assaulted. I'm good, bro. I'm good
You're actually such a fucking fart like you're not even a fart
You're just diarrhea gas bro
Like you're like when you just fart in the hot sun in the middle of like the summer and just diarrhea splits out of your butt
Like dead serious man
Yo, are you ready to play this game? This seems like legendary by the way
I've never played this game is a way out this much of a fucking campfire story. I heard that this is one of the greatest
Story we said it. It's a pick a duo game. They all said to play a way out
It like got spammed they said a way out of it takes two
I ran a poll and they said it away out this makes like smoke
Yeah, I take it's cuz I take it takes two is a game you play with your girlfriend
Bro or a girl that you like and then once you start playing the game like after 42 minutes of playing
You just start like you know having sex or something like that
Hello?
I thought a way out, no, I thought it takes two was, wait, what is that one?
You're like dolls or something?
Wait, JXC, I got good news or bad news.
I mean, maybe we could play that next.
What's up?
What?
What?
What are you talking about?
What's up?
So I didn't know you needed an EA account.
Yeah, I didn't know that either.
All right.
Hold on.
It says that my account is in Japan right now and there's someone on my account.
Your EA account was last seen in Japan?
Yeah.
I have an EA account because hear me out.
Your chat, unironically, who would bang me in here?
As long as the rating is plus.
Wait, I just clicked the button a couple of times and I'm like, do I do green screen
or no green screen for this?
This is definitely a green screen game.
This is a green screen game.
Lock in wrong lock in fuck chat. All right. Say goodbye to my amazing background then chat. I won't say bye to it
Wait a goodbye, man. Do you?
Stop being pussy and drop your nuts. Uh, no
Junior with the tier one sub worst decision of my life. I hate you
Why would you sub like actually if you genuinely hate me why the fuck would you sub oh shit? Oh
Fix Ron's cam. Yeah, just give it a second. Give it a second. He's setting up his shit
Yo, y'all know my favorites wait Ron. Do you drink milk? I mean like straight up milk
You drink straight up milk. Can I be honest with you, bro? I
Didn't hit the job today, bro. Oh
Really Ron no way
What do you want me to what reaction do you want me to give bro? I know you weren't in the gym
No, but like check my teacher on this. Why am I in the fortnight item shop?
It's just gonna be that gigantic low-skinned brother scuba diver. Oh my god, you can wait play local play local
Okay, this guy looks like Richie. I'm not even kidding. All right player to join. Ooh run. Do you let me add it?
He said what?
Let me know when you have your EA account info. I'm on the game right now
Tell me your EA account info. I'm gonna add you
I'll tell you my EA account info when you say I'm a little sissy boy who doesn't want to go to the diamond gym because I'm
Scared of the gym. I'm a little since the boy. I don't want to go to the diamond gym because I'm scared of deranged lunatics
No, no
Yeah, no. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not gonna get on a plane
No, what dude what say it well play local play online
line. Everyone wants a girl like from obsession where they just like stalk you, attack you,
but then they get too scary bro where they just want to fucking kill you. I don't like
how this like propaganda that people don't like women that are like attached men. Like
if my girl, if my girl, if my girl doesn't wake me up in the middle of the night and
climb into my foreskin, does she really love me?
your girl doesn't what? Climb into your foreskin? Wait, how do I add you?
Yo, does anyone even use EA anymore? I can't even open the fucking app. It doesn't fucking
open this dog shit fucking app. Holy shit man, you gotta use EA Sports, EA Sports, NBA
FIFA, Madden, NBA, 2K, it is a money-grubbing fucking company.
All they do is release the same slop game every year, force you to buy it because they
shut off the servers through the old game, so you're literally forced to buy it.
They change nothing, they never update anything, and they just chill out shit, and then we
keep feeding them money every year.
So basically, in other words, a Twitch streamer like Jinxie, where we give him subs and he
he doesn't provide us content
because he's a lazy, sack of fat shit.
All right.
Bro, it's one thing if like you stream,
dude, you know those streamers who stream like once,
like once a month and they just collect prime subs?
So that's you.
I stream every day.
Yo, wait, can I invite you?
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Where's your name?
My name is Homestable, how do I add?
Is it homestabe or homestable?
H-O-M-I-E-S-T-A-B-L-E-E
O'Neil, where's O'Neil, bro?
Yeah, but O'Neil doesn't do it to collect, like O'Neil, dude, I don't know, I don't know, bro.
O'Neil just like, who the fuck are these people in my friends list besides three of these?
He needs to just come back, bro, I miss something.
What is O'Neil doing? Why did he leave the internet?
He's just doing like, um, he's just spending personal time with his, uh, mom, I think,
and like, traveling a little bit about afar.
But bro, he said, hold on, I'm about to fart, this is a big one, this is steering.
Yo, can you add me?
I'm getting friend requests from fucking random kids!
Please!
Dude, if, um, what's it called?
No chat, at the end of the, alright, I'm clicking EA, nothing's happening.
I'm already dead.
M X R. Oh, you know how crazy it is that I've we have this many viewers and there's like three who added me
It's either view bots or no one use EA anymore aware. I'm the real Jinksy yo run
um, oh
No, tell that's the thing at the end of on a CS stream. He said your fat ass up. It's a break
All right. Yo, you ready for a little break
Am I ready for streamer games? You're gonna get my
Are you ready for C-Ber games? You're like a blob, bro.
Not bad. Chat.
Are you ready?
Bet, bet, bet. Chat, who's ready for me to mock everyone on his team, bro?
That's serious. They're gonna make edits out of you, bro.
Understand?
No, he's had a small rejuicer.
Oh, my God, it's gonna fuck.
It's gonna fuck today.
You two, you're a blob.
Yo, I, by, uh, figure out how to work...
Yo, I added two!
But where the fuck are you?
Like, why isn't Bopay on the fucking cover of EA Sports FC 27?
What does he do?
No, have us.
That was it.
Add new friends.
That was it.
Ooh, I should play Sims 4 for a stream.
I feel like that'd be kind of fun.
Oh, dude.
Oh, that's the worst idea ever.
Wait, why?
There you are.
Hold me stable.
All right, I'll just add a gem.
Wait, why?
You know, I used the first nut, one of the first nuts I ever
did with Sims characters having sex.
And it was when I was like literally like 12 years old,
I would basically pirate Sims 4, and I tried getting Sims 4 for literally a month free.
Like for a month I was trying to get it for free, and then I ended up pirating the game
and then like 13 hours into playing the game, like I would have random like shit pop up
on my desktop downloading.
How old were you?
I was like 12 years old.
But I used to make my Sims characters fuck.
Ball.
Ball.
Holy ball knowledge.
Wait, dude, I feel like the first thing I gooned to was the GTA strip club, to be honest, aka the shoe store.
Bro, did you ever put your controller vibration on your penis?
So, back in the day, I would go do private match on Black Ops 2, and what I would do is I would take an LSAT with target finder,
put controller vibration on my Xbox 360 controller, and put the controller under my asshole, like right where my gooch is,
I'll just spray the clip over and over.
That is one of the most puzzling things
I've ever heard in my life, bro.
Ron, I think I invited you on this horrible client,
by the way.
Hey, I'll change my game to a way out.
I'm not gonna license this story mode,
do we go stuff only?
Or I'll try to join you.
No, I mean like, at certain parts, maybe the mods will know.
Wait, send me another invite.
Boom, invited, invited, boom, boom, boom.
I
Thanks, bro. Oh my god, it's time. Wait, don't start the game up. Don't start the game
But you're not in you're not shut your fat ass up for one second
Run, I'm literally skinny fat, bro. Like yo, if you're gonna call me a fat ass call me skinny fat, please
guys, I'm skinny fat
Why are they all spamming this this game ooh this game wait Chad is this camera too big or is it good?
I'm gonna go be I'm gonna go be I'm gonna go be
Yeah, I'm not doing coke. I'm not vaping. I'm gonna go pee wait a bath and then I'm locked wait
I play with controller seven hours
Is it check I play with controller for this game or no?
Yes
Holy shit, somehow Jinxie got me on a fucking story game
This might be the first time I play a story game since Resident Evil where I beat it off-screen. Who was there for that?
Fuck, do I get drunk during this to play this? Like, oh my god. Why is it black? Oh my game crashed
Alright, no I didn't
Holy shit, man.
How's the camera angles?
Is this good chat?
Also, look, gamer mode activated.
Shabang!
What's up with me if you were here for this?
Jinxie X Run Story Game!
Let's get some W's!
I'm not gonna lie, can me and Jinxie win a dual award this year?
Well, low key we've been doing mad shit together.
key bro I feel like next that people want to see is a sex tape aware
I
Shit kind of looks like resident evil food fuck are you talking about bro?
No spoilers, I feel like it's a sub only type of day spoilers
chat by the way this is a game day you know so you could be happy you could be sad at
the end of the day you get to see stable rinoto there's about to be three days of irls coming
up man so for any irl merchants judge your mouth let's fucking do this let's have some
fun let's play some fucking games i'm with my fucking guy jinx should be fucking good
vibes man go sub only now that I think about it bro I have 41,000 subs fuck it
man no spoilers are gonna be added today all right man it takes two to tango
I'll take off sub only like cool moments that like are dramatic that the
chat can react you know guys if you want to type thank for a sub someone gifts
up to bed for him. Fuck him. Let's do this! No, my first ever fucking story game in like
a year. I'm a little nervous. How long does this game usually take to be, chat? Curious?
six hours. Nice. Six to seven unironically. All right. Let's lock in. Hi, Jinxsy. Robin,
you ready, kid? I'm dead ass going sub holy bro. It's time. Like, I really want this.
Like, I want to feel you want to lock in. You want to get immersed? Yes, I want to get
immersed. That's serious. Jinxsy. This is the first time I might get immersed. Oh, sorry.
Oh!
I wanna be him!
Yeah, there's a difference between overthinking things and being smart, Leo.
Kinda looks like Muda.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, let's look at-
I kind of want the big nose guy!
Look at the difference, okay, so move over.
So Vincent, okay, so one of them is Vincent Morady,
prime fraud and bezel mint murder,
about to serve 14 years, rational, disciplined, reserved.
After earning a college degree in financing
and marrying his high school sweetheart,
Vincent settled on a job in banking.
Ooh, banking, it's not a bad chow.
Promises of easy money ended up shattering his whole life
when he got drawn into the world of organized crime.
Now, Leo Caruso, armed robbery, assault,
grand theft, this guy's awesome!
So six months out of eight years, confident,
competent, short tempered joker.
Bro, I wanna be Muda or Leo.
Fuck man, hi.
You wanna flip a coin?
I can have Bernard's Rippacoin.
Do you want Leo?
Bernard's Rippacoin, I want Leo, I want Leo.
I want Leo too, okay, come on Bernard.
I go heads, heads for Leo.
Bernard, flip a coin, heads or tails, kitten?
I got heads.
Alright, Nick, I've got you.
Let's flip this coin and his head.
Yes!
What does it mean?
Bernard, it means I'm gonna like drown you in a lake, bro.
Alright, let's go.
I'm Vincent, let's do this.
So my guy's kind of an elk.
My guy's 43, your guy's 36.
I'm about to serve 14 years.
Oh my god.
That'd be cinema. You don't have to play a story game in forever. Like you actually got me on a story game, bro
This is crazy me
Story games are literally generational. I'm not gonna lie. I gotta play Redneck
No, no skipping cutscenes. Yes, listen to everything they say to like if we're talking and then they start talking
Just listen to what they say because we have to know the more of this right. That's right
So we're going to jail I think or we're going to like prison
Oh shit, it looks like a prison for GTA.
Bro, this looks like one of those maximum security prisons. Look at this.
It's like friggin' Alcatraz?
Close the gates!
Oh, here we go.
Wait, who else is on the bus with us?
It's like four people.
Inmate transport. There I am Vincent. Vincent.
Hey, why did you get clothes and shit, like cool clothes?
Yeah, I thought when you get transported you're in that orange jumper.
He's right. Who remembers that one fan-off scanning video in GTA where they went to the prison and he jumped out of the bus because they had no seat belts on?
Classic! It's a classic!
Yo, okay, this looks like a maximum security person.
Oh, this is like a real prison.
Yeah, this is like a real prison.
Oh, brother.
You know I was supposed to-
Story game number three, chat.
Is this me?
This is you.
Oh, shit, wait, what side of the screen am I?
Oh, I'm lost.
Holy shit.
Yes, sir.
My nose is fucking huge!
Wait, it's my screen!
Chad, should I be on the right side of the screen?
Wait real quick before we start blank. Should I be on the right side of the screen?
Move your asses.
Yeah, move your camera to the right probably.
Or can we swap this? Is there a way I can swap this?
What do you call me?
What did he say?
I'm gonna move my camera, I should go smaller cameras man, it's gonna be weird to adjust
to you.
I'm sorry to ruin immersion chat, sorry, sorry, hell immersion I know I didn't.
Yeah, at minus one, minus one, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Whoa.
Hey, chat, is this better or not?
What do you want?
Uh, this guy looks like, oh my god.
Oh that guy looks nothing didn't walk away
Oh my god, man, this is bad
It's really really bad. I don't know. I'm not I can't survive in here. I don't belong in here, man
You'll be fine. No, what do you know? What do you know? What do you know? What is it? You know about this place?
It's bad news man bad fucking news
Really serious worst mistake of my life get in my ass check way shy way worse this guy
But jinksie's talking to that guy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We'll always alternate. I'm shit, dude
I'd fight out there. You're up. Who's bro. Get in there. I could hear bones crack
Prison life man. Yes, you're right, but we'll fight in here every damn day
It's way too crazy in this joint
Yo, my nose from the side is actually ginormous.
Wait, G... Oh wait, Jinxie, this is one of those games?
Well, if you choose a decision, it changes the storyline.
Ooohhhh!
Sleepy. Fight. I'm afraid you'll have to get used to it.
Oh man, I can't get used to that. I can't even fight.
You better learn faster.
Oh boy, I'm a dead man.
Bro, this reminds me of Shawshank Redemption a lot.
It reminds me of Cherry Hill.
What's this?
Hey, what's up with you?
Having the best day of my life, man.
What?
I'm telling you, best day ever.
What the fuck?
What's that?
What?
What?
What?
What?
I got all my shit stolen and my parole.
I'm about to get dittoed with.
Wait, I see you.
I can literally see you through the gate look great, but what are you doing man?
Thanks for your support. Oh my god. Oh my god
What's happening? Am I taking out my wiener right now? Am I taking out my wiener?
Wait, I think about it. Oh no. Oh my god
It doesn't show tip. Oh shit
That's what they do oh my god got recoil look at the jiggle physics
Look at the jiggle physics. This is kind of hot. Okay. That's what they do
I gotta wait
Oh my jixie
bro my booty's out did he show tip did you not see the tip it shows tip and
swear I just saw it say well I hear you saw his tip say well I hear why is your
screen bigger hold on it's cutscene that's actually really good that they
made the game like this oh god oh my god
bro my guy's not packing any he I didn't even see his tip from the side
Oh, you can just tell this guy's a chud, by how he's walking.
You can tell this guy's a chud.
My name is Williams, and this is my prison.
Any questions?
Yeah.
Uh, when are we allowed visitors in here?
Ow!
Any other questions?
That's why I'm immersion. That's not you good. Oh, it wasn't me. Welcome to your new battery fire
You're in a man move out. We don't have all day
Go go go go go go got a tiny ass butt, bro
No bullshit
I'm cheeked up. I'm cheeked up
Dude are you gonna be my cell me? Oh
No, I dropped the soap in this prison
YouTube, break it up, now!
Harvest sets us in guards.
Fuck you and him.
I'm not going on.
I don't know, a train journey? Jesus Christ.
Yo, stop calling me butt cheeks, man. You guys stripped me.
What?
in your cell
uh... where is this a live vision prison i thought people would be fucking each other
well that's probably in the next scene
the hell's that
it'll set you free
yeah it's got some nut job
close up forty nine
only thing that will set you free is walking out the first floor
took you long enough
it'll free your mind
you better stop taking those drugs
I'm drunk for sure. See you later, dude. I gotta go check out the other inmates
So I think you see sometimes it'll tell you to chill what you wait. I think Leo so
Looks like you got yourself a new name. Hello neighbor. Oh coffee. Oh, that's what I don't know some white guy
Thanks for the update. Yeah, no problem
Let's go inside hey relax I said do it go
Close up cell 48
Don't touch him. So now I'm in a cell got it. Don't touch my man like that
Wait, okay, so we're in separate cells
Wait
What someone wants to talk to you what's the future? Yeah, who I don't know man. It's over there
Solano
God, holy nose, that, oh my god, that's an absolute honker.
I'm not gonna lie, for sure if I was in prison with this nose, they would ride my fucking face like a dildo, no bullshit.
Wait, Ron, we should meet up, we should meet up.
I'm near blockades of honk-
Oi!
Hey!
Look above you!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
I'm gonna head up there, wait, let me get my work in.
Oh, shit, not okay.
I'm just so depressed. I can't sleep.
You're lucky. I wish I couldn't sleep.
What?
Think about it. Half the time someone gets killed, it's in their sleep.
Yeah. I guess that's true.
Like I said, you're the lucky one.
Yeah.
They're in the front of that place.
I've been to other schools.
I bet you have. Take a look around.
If you see any ladies, let me know.
All right, I think it's just dudes out here at the sausage pass
Hey, buddy, maybe if you favorly kind of guy
Reminds me a real life rocket is ready. What do you want new fish?
What's going on here what's going on here it's none of your business
Now get out of here.
What the hell?
Are you looking for trouble?
No, but I'll let you know when I am.
I kind of think I am looking for trouble, though, man.
I think I am.
Ron, I can't get to you because these chud muffins are-
Hold on!
I don't want to go for a peeler!
I'll go for a peeler!
I'll go for a peeler!
Ah!
Ah.
That improves.
Chow, how are we supposed to get to Ron if these chud muffins
are blocking the door?
guy done 10 but his records 19 I said it's way tougher than it looks man why
don't you give it a try smartass I could easily do 20 without breaking sweat
yeah sure I'd love to see that so you would this guy if he sees me pulled
that off it'll break his spirit trust me don't worry about him just do your
20
What I don't know read a book from the library or something
That's funny man. This new fish is fuzzy. Yeah, he is
a lot of you with your books this shit
Oh, wait, I'm gonna go to the basketball court. What are you doing?
I'm gonna get some street credit. I could do 20. That's what I got to do
They told me we're not gonna get street credit over here
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Street, man?
I just told man I'm gonna get some credibility.
Hold on, 19!
Yo, Bons?
Bons, camera the size of an ant.
High-bives?
MISTI!
Run, go to the mess you most want!
Hold on, four more!
You're not actually working out!
I don't care, give me a minus one.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Come on, oh my God.
I don't know how she got to do this. I'm fingering that color.
I mean, I mean, I'm using my muscles.
Run! Go to the basketball court for great sake!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I told you, didn't even break a sweat. Good luck.
Seriously?
What the hell?
Now nobody can do 20.
Hey, pull 20?
Damn it! Come on!
I'm in the basketball court, bro.
uh-huh
What the hell are these guys up to?
Excuse me fellas
These guys better let me go
Let me go let me go
There you are. Oh god
It's time to play
Oh no no no
Oh
What the fuck do you want?
It's not about what I want. It's about what Harvey wants
That piece of shit better be happy he's on the outside
He might be on the outside, but
Don't touch him
Good, huh?
In fact, this-
Help me!
...makes me really good to kill you.
Help me!
And I don't really like you.
So it's a win-win situation for me.
Yeah.
Ah!
Oh!
Huh!
Huh!
Huh!
I'm coming, I'm coming, Ron, I'm coming, Ron!
No!
Help me!
Get in there, you bitch!
Hey, hey, what the-
Yeah!
What do you know?
Ron, I'm coming, I'm coming!
You're dragging me!
Kill him!
Help!
Help!
Take him down!
Help me!
Oh, this guy definitely has a meat stick.
Help me!
This guy is huge!
Hell of it!
Oh, he got you in the heartburns!
Nice! Nice work!
I'll show you! I'll show you!
You'll get sober!
No, no, no!
Catch her!
Come on!
You want to touch my man?
Get the fuck over here, bitch!
Fuck it!
I'm not a son!
No, watch out. This guy's the head archer.
Oh, shit.
That was a sticky jab.
Huh?
Right of the nuts. Right of the nuts.
Watch out, Ron!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Show them who won and defense the ants!
Nice, nice.
Uh-oh.
Oh no, oh no, oh no!
I've earned that, I've earned that!
Cool.
Everyone chill, everyone just play, we're having fun!
Oh no, oh no, we're gonna get these gloves!
Break it up before I put you all in solitary.
Go on!
You better watch your back.
That guy scares me! That guy scares me!
Stay the hell away from me, okay?
What?
What? I saved your life, ungrateful lard?
Yeah, really? You don't gotta call me that.
I saved his life? What? Back away!
Oh my god, my favorite part of the day!
Bro, you're such a blob, bro.
Your favorite part of the day's food.
Here you go come on. I don't got out there that shit look like president evil food
Dude can I sit next to you? Oh, I don't sit next to chuds
To my guy actually mobs run let's sit together bro, please
Move out the way guys. I'm trying to get food
How about you two lovebirds have a chat somewhere else? I want to eat.
Bats.
Hey, is someone talking?
No.
I don't hear anyone.
Yo, do I gotta sue you two?
Me neither.
Dude, this food does not look advertising, bro.
I'm gonna be honest, this food looks horrible!
My God!
Is this what jail's like?
That's not a food fight or do I take the slow approach?
Start a food fight, start a food fight, food fight!
Don't fuck with me when I'm hungry, okay?
Ooh, there's a tough guy over here.
Sure looks like it.
All right.
So what are you gonna do about it, gringo?
Me about this.
Gringo!
Oh!
Hey, man, all right, shit, man.
Relax, okay?
Go!
Fuck it.
Move out the way, mijo.
Okay, sit over here, Essay.
Hold on.
Is that it?
Yes.
What do you think this is?
I
I won't stop you. Come on. Come on, you never did before.
Come on.
Where are you going?
Slicing up.
Fuck you, man.
He's got a knife.
Come on.
No.
No.
No, no, no, no, no.
No.
No.
Come on.
Come on.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Come on.
Come on.
Why are you laughing?
This guy on roids.
Yeah, come on.
Officers, maybe.
Show them.
Come on.
What the fuck did he do?
Take this!
Take this!
No!
He shanked a cop!
Put him in the hole!
Put him in the hole!
He shanked a cop!
Evil Bradley Martin.
Dude, that crazy Russian.
He just stabbed...
What the shit.
Hello there, ma'am.
I hate those things.
Don't have worse things to worry about in here.
Yeah, I got a prostate exam, I'm late too.
Just be careful.
Be all right.
Just lay down and rest for a while.
Yeah, baby.
Okay, dad.
Thanks.
As long as you keep coming with that nurse outfit.
Ron, whenever your character moans,
moan to maximize immersion.
Synchronize your moans.
I bet.
friggin screw driver hey hey wake your ass up oh I'm Leo
what's up Leo oh listen thanks don't mention it bro I mean it man what's your
beef with that guy anyway let's just say it's a long story but don't worry about
him he's not a picture now Ron you banged his grandma like what no something I
mean I took a step exactly nothing man it's simple I just needed to watch my
back while I get it that's all hey sorry not interested no I'm fucking I'll do
with myself oh no wait wait wait wait what you can't just walk out of here of
course I can we're gonna both end up in the hole well I don't have a choice
all right all right I'll help you just don't get caught okay breaking out we're
breaking out run let's do this shit
kitten we're breaking out and then before we get up I'll distract the nurse
just watch out for her I'm gonna distract the nurse I'm gonna check the nurse
I'm gonna get up
What is my oh, don't tell her distract her with distract her with some sexy shit
Nurse there's a party in my pants right now. I don't know
Flanker flanker
Keep talking about
Water
That's how I count.
More sexy!
Dude, I have a girlfriend!
She's not gonna care bro, stop ruining my emotion.
More sexy!
Back to work.
Nurse, could you maybe...
Nurse, could you
pleasure my...
Okay, no.
Just go get the fucking tool, bro!
I hope I'm not bothering you.
Of course not. It's my job.
I'm distracting her.
go in there distractor oh I broke a glass oh nurse nurse I broke it last
help how did you end up working in a prison Ron get the whole police needs to
do something about that guard I do I do I gotta get up right there retrieve the
tool I'm knocking knocking buddy distracted go go go go now go now go
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.
Keep talking, talk to him, talk to him, talk to him.
Oh no, oh no, oh no.
This thing is never gonna come out.
This here, or now?
Gitch, gitch, this is why I'm gonna hand it to you.
So aware.
Uh, that should be all.
Do you guys do everything massages?
keep talking keep talking I'm really hungry I'm really hungry
keep talking no you're gonna get me caught
none of them run with us sir
talk to her keep talking say something say something
that was a tiny portion come on
see I can't you can't see me I thought that was a snack
go to your bed go to your bed go to your bed no no no no no no
Yes! Nice run!
Great work, kid. Great work, kid.
Who's this?
Oh no. Oh no, teach. Oh no.
Wait, there's the...what is that? It looks like one of those, like...
What are you up to?
Love.
Let's move.
Yeah, sure.
Put it in the window sill.
That's smart.
Okay, remember this spot, bro.
Remember this spot.
Yeah, you put it in the window sill.
That's gonna be one of our escape tools, I think.
Nice!
Here it is.
It's called a file?
Not to spoil anything, but you guys are in prison?
Oh, you're writing a note?
God, look at that.
You're, you're loose.
I've missed you every single day.
You're thinking about you and that squeaky voice.
You just look like a cute, gimme pig.
So, what's your plan?
Excuse me?
I know what you were up to.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Well, yeah, no shit. We have a digging device, bro.
Come on, now.
I was actually sad, bro.
Look, I appreciate what you did back there, but you need to back off.
Hey, what? I'm sure you have good reasons to bust out of here, but I need to get out of here, too.
Yeah?
Not my problem.
Just offering my help here.
Hey, you know what? I don't need your help. I can handle myself.
Yeah, like you did in the infirmary back there
You're trying to be funny
No, I'm not
Listen, I'm pretty much in on this just trying to make you understand that you could really use my help
Like I said, I can handle myself
What about Harvey then
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
You motherfuckers!
What the fuck do you know about Harvey? Who are you talking to?
The walls are thin in here.
Am I supposed to believe that?
Let's just say that you and me have something in common. We both want him dead.
That nose is crazy, man.
I know it's messing up my immersion a little bit.
You have shit about me, man.
Maybe not.
But Harvey kills someone very close to me.
With or without you, I'm going after him.
But I'm pretty damn sure our chances would be a lot better
if we weren't together, and you know that.
Oh no, are we about to split up?
No.
God, he's got to shave those sideburns, dude.
Jesus.
You look like the walking dead guy or the not one that the breaking bad guy
Who now one dude Eisenberg low-key
Disagree
No, all those sideburns are insane
I'm gonna keep it.
No.
I'm gonna got him right next to you. I'm gonna sell him right next to you.
Now it's time, bro.
Yeah.
It's my plan.
And I decide what goes down.
You got that?
Alright.
or whatever you say I mean it man you fuck this up I'll kill you myself or
again so what's your plan ready bro you know yes yes I'm ready come on you
the plan soon shut your mouth he's got so many of Shawshank Redemption for real
Oh shit, it's time
Switch to Franklin I despise
Bro, it's fancy a shawl shake bro. What the fuck?
Leo you didn't really have an escape plan did you?
Are you talking about this course? I did
You had a jump cut. I got you out didn't I what do you mean?
You got me out. We got out together
Yeah, yeah, sure, but if it wasn't for me, you'd still be in there. Don't forget. I saved your ass. He's right wise
It's right. I don't know about that saving my ass part, but I'll give you this it did help out a
little bit
Vincent a little bit
Right this is in the future run
Um, now it's going to flash back.
He's spoiled.
Hey, guys.
Got room for one more at the lunch table?
Got a minute.
Be right back, guys.
What's up, Leo?
I need to get up on that roof.
Can you make it happen?
Oh, my god.
It's gonna cost you.
You know I'm good for it.
Just get me up there.
Listen buddy, you get me up there,
I'll drop the soap extra times for you.
You heard?
Oh, oh god.
It's gotta get up on the roof.
Why the roof though?
Just because of his...
Hey Fred, what's up?
Oh good, what do you want?
Got a couple of workers here.
Need to change the scenery.
Ah, sorry, we're full.
Sure, we can figure something out, right?
Guess we could come on buddy extra hands around here. Haha
Corruption. Thanks, man. Much appreciate it. Hey, I got you man. You know me. You're my well now, buddy
You hurry up. You don't have all day. We're eating right here. Hey
She up there
Yeah, we need to get up there somehow. All right. Yeah
All right, let's figure this out. She's gotta find a way up there to that shizzle
Okay, okay, so let's see here. Okay, me and you can gather everybody as
Wait, there's cops out here. I know how to get things around here
Well
Hey, what do you know about the guards up here? What do you mean?
Wait, I just realized did they make it so your audio is louder during my conversation and my audio is louder from mine?
That's pretty cool
I just don't like guards that much
I'll show you
Yeah, not sure I like it. I hope it's my last yeah
Do you have a nacho?
There is that thing anyway.
Who's there?
How the hell are you gonna get up there?
Um, I need a distraction, yeah.
I just need to distract that guard.
That won't be up there in no time.
Yeah?
Jaycee, I'm gonna get this guy to distract us.
I ain't doing it.
But I'm just for sure.
Don't worry about it.
I'll take care of it.
Who the fuck could help us distract Jinx?
Think.
Think.
I'm doing something wait don't do it just yet bro hard work up here wait for me
What are you doing? He's not just uh looking around
Go back to work. Oh
Jinx you're gonna sell it. You're gonna fucking sell it channel
You what are you doing? Wait? Wait? Okay? That's what we gotta do. We gotta get to this thing back to work
But how are we gonna distract him?
Looks like hard work up here. We gotta get on that. Yeah, he's not so bad
What are you talking about? It's hot as hell up here. And the tar makes it hard to breathe.
Yeah, but it's nice to be outside. Besides.
Jake's having a deal. I need you to cheese-ster this broom up your ass.
Why? Keep doing what you don't like.
Cheese-ster the broom up my ass? Why?
Are we supposed to tar the entire roof?
roof. Yeah, very much. It's gonna take forever. Got that right, little baby.
Ron, what is a prison pocket? What is that? Oh, you gotta hold his pocket.
Ow, bitch, I'm just checking out the area. Ron. Bro, I think we're supposed to just like...
Dude, what are you doing? Just look. Go back to work. Fuck you, bitch.
this is interesting because we have to get to that fucking box guys I know it's
top left you know such others everywhere backseat game and let us figure
this out well come here I got a buck come here come here I'm gonna do frame
was the finest young man I ever met hi bro come on so I'm gonna get to work
bro come on this makes you want to rewatch all
I'm not even kidding.
Have you seen Shawshank Redemption Run or are you an uncle in this wine?
What are you doing?
Oh!
Oh!
Guard!
My broom is busted.
Well, don't just stand there.
Get a new one.
Sure.
Should I keister that one up my ass?
Shut up!
Listen, Jakes, I'm out of the track.
Keep doing that.
Keep at it.
Just keep stroking it?
Keep stroking it.
wait maybe you could whoa whoa hey my bro was broke just stay here perfect now
we go on the box I'm hopping up on your day face fuck me
oh sorry I'm up grab my hand what are you doing I got your new broom come
here come in click I get it grab it grab it grab it grab it grab it got it
Vommel Vommel Vommel nice time to get back okay I'm just sweeping don't mind
me oh nice play man that was swift oh shit I just look in this way
okay I got it okay I got I got I got I got distracted on the guard run hey man
I got a question real quick why the fuck are we booming this it's hot as hell
up here like it's hot bro like bro I'm trying to go eat lunch oh they didn't
let me eat lunch I swear she gets on I don't want to go but you know figure out
I can't distract him much longer go by faster hurry that's true across the
bridge yes years I think this is a restaurant I've got to work hey one
one thing
I'm talking to you make your mouth smell like your ass
yo question sir
what the fuck do you even do like that ass series
do you have a knife?
what you talking to him?
you have to suck this dick
yo bro
also by the way one of the prison officers has a matter of daddy
what's the matter daddy?
I'm not the bunch of you bro
no
I'm gonna go back to Sweden
brought her back
you're good you're good you're good
I'm gonna go back to Sweden
come on I got you I got you
shh shh shh
she helped me out
give me a minute
I'll break open the lock.
Hey, hey, hey, get up.
Open. Open.
Nice, Ron! Good stuff!
Arris!
Keep forgetting about this shit.
Yo, Fred, take it. Take it. Take it. Take it. Take it. Take it. Take it. Take it.
Yep. Don't make it obvious. Nice.
Easy, easy, easy, easy, easy.
Bro, I legitimately thought part of the mission was to keese your broom up my ass when you said to do that.
Nice run great moves out there kid great moves by you, bro
There he is there's Fred there's Fred here's our drop off. He's gonna put in a book classic
I know this yeah, I know this
Wait, why is that paper so he did this in Shawshank redemption. Hello, merchant. You gotta act like you're in the game
here we go here we go grab it come here we start chiseling
all right listen what's gonna happen I'm gonna
see what I'm gonna do I'm gonna keep on a lookout no no look around you tell me
when he's on the way okay I'm gonna start chiseling
tell me when he's coming he's coming
tell me when he's close tell me when he's close he's uh he's getting close see
he's almost here Ron
my god Ron you gotta hurry go now
Alright, I'm just trying to check them, check them, check them.
What?
AHH!
Get a book!
Exhaust sheets, I need extra sheets!
Oh my god, it's like real, oh my god, Jake's gonna take a minute.
No, it's not gonna happen.
Jake's gonna take a minute, talk to him one more time.
Ask him what his favorite color is, quick!
STOOP STOOP STOOP STOOP!
What?
I'm just trying to piss, bro, like...
I'm just trying to piss, bro, like...
So, I'm not gonna lie bro, let me talk to you real quick, alright?
Go, go, go, Ron, go back to it!
Hurry!
There's a lot, Jinx, it's a lot.
You're good, there's no one...
I'm droning, I'm droning both objectives.
We're completely clear right now.
Stay on it, stay on it, stay on it.
You're all good, bud.
It's looking really good right now.
Just give me a minute, give me a minute.
It's a lot of topping, Jinx.
Make sure you can check it out.
I'm droning, still droning.
Oh no, god, we got company.
We got company, hold on.
Yeah, I'm gonna duck you wait talking talking don't cancel
Don't cancel until I say
Don't cancel should I say
I got this I got this I got this back to us. Go go go. Keep tapping. Keep tapping. I'm doing it.
Nice. All right, I'm done. I'm gonna give you the tool. I'm gonna give you the tool. Right? Oh brother,
I gotta do it. Shhh. Quickly. Ready? Take it. Take it. Take it. Take it. Take it. Take it.
Quickly. Quickly. Quickly. Quickly. Grab it. Grab it. You fucking son. Grab it.
I got it. I got it. Oh god. I gotta do it
No, please talk to me. Talk to me, bro
You motherfucker, oh wait, let's try again
Don't do it yet. Don't do it yet. Don't do it yet. Honestly, go go ahead. I'm gonna talk to this guy
Yeah, man, I don't know. I'm just on glam looking for the best pieces excuse me officer
Is that fucking statement on soon?
Wow, how much do you make that looks fucking good, bro?
Fucking great. That's a nice
That is
Stop stop stop down on the ground
No, I'm trying to cancel and it's hard
My god
All right, come on come on come on. I will not mess this up
Keep going I'll tell you when to stop
No, tell me earlier. Tell me too late. Tell me earlier
Can I ask you a quick question? What do you want?
Um, hey, what did you say? What'd you say? Nothing. You sure? Yeah
I'm canceling I'm getting so I'm taking a piss. I'm drinking off. I'm drinking off. I'm drinking off. I'm drinking off
Sir, I'm beating my penis
Yes, sir. It's gonna take a week. No, I'm beating up. Yep. Okay. Stop. Don't go. Don't go. Don't go
Just another officer. Hold on. This looks gonna take a minute
Talk to me. Maybe you're drinking off. Maybe tell me where you're drinking off to
I'm jerking up to Hentai.
Hey there.
Nice quick question.
What are you doing up this late?
Basically, I'm busting the bulls.
Jesus!
Stop!
Why'd you jump a top?
I'm taking a piss, sir.
I'm so pissy.
I'm not gonna.
I'm not gonna.
Go, go, go.
Go, go, go, go.
Make it crack, make it crack.
That's what she said, bro.
Come on.
Make it crack.
Here we go.
I need you to be on the lookout here.
I'm kicking it, kicking it.
You're good.
Oh, it's a lot of tapping! Oh, brother! Oh, brother, it's a lot of tapping!
You're good, you're good, you're good, you're good, you're good.
You're actually good. Okay, you're good.
It's a lot of tapping, my farts!
Okay, you see, um, maybe in a second, slow down. Not yet, not yet, not yet, not yet, not yet, not yet, not yet.
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!
Man, bro, I'm fucking tired and stuff.
Great job.
Oh, that's the type of cums I need!
BOOTH IT COMES!
Back to it, back to it!
What?
What?
What?
Shit, I got you now, it makes me...
Wait, what?
Wait...
Wait, what?
I think my game glitched.
No, I think my game glitched.
Hey, why did that just...
Jinx, you looked at him with the tool in your fucking hand, you dork.
Oh my god, hey there, officer!
Honestly, I don't got a question for you tonight.
Get the fuck out of my face.
Should I go now?
Wait.
Wait?
You!
Go to sleep!
Fuck off, bitch!
Yeah, yeah, I-
Fuck you!
I'm gonna take a leave.
Fuck you! Don't talk to him like that!
Start, start, start, start, start, start!
I'm spamming.
Wait, now I got it!
Ah-ah-ah-ah!
I-I know this!
Yeah, I know this!
Here we go, here we go.
Go, go, go.
Tell me when, tell me when to talk to me.
I got you okay he's got some time you got some time you got some time take it
off take it a piss take it a piss take it a piss just take it a piss sir take
it a piss hey officer have you seen that have you seen that one shit we're
I got the Michelin group on my fucker!
Do I start, do I start?
Shut the fuck up, bitch!
Keep walking!
Wait, hold on.
Oh god. Let me second here.
Hey bro, I want it.
No, no, no, no, hold on. I-I-I-200 IQ.
Just wait. He's gonna come look at you.
Wait for it. I'm not distracting you.
He's gonna come look at you.
And then wait for it.
Wait for it. Wait for it.
Wait for it, wait for it, wait for it, wait for it, wait for...
Now, now, now, now!
NOW, NOW, NOW!
Oh no...
Oh god, this is so much tapping my god!
Uh, JX,
Die, die, die, die, die!
Hey, sir. How's it going?
How you doin', sir?
Just chillin' like a villain, chillin' like a villain.
Now, now, now, now, now!
Hey, no, no, let me go back first.
go to bed and make oh actually um we'll fuck yourself we'll be alone now no no
oh my god they're really on watch right now okay new show no no new shot new
shot when that your guy talks to me I'm you're gonna go instant you're gonna go
when he walks past you then I'm gonna distract and while I distract you're
gonna go I'm not tired so I'm not tired go go go go go go go go go go now now
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You got 10 seconds, go.
Oh, come on!
Tap!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
No, no, no, no, no, no!
Hey, sir, how you doing?
New strategy, new strategy.
When he's on me, start for like five seconds.
I'm gonna abuse, I'm gonna abuse this guy, ready?
No, go, go, go.
Now.
Hey, question.
Go to bed.
No, I got a quick question.
I don't I'm pissing I'm pissing I'm pissing fine
Now now now right right right? Oh, oh
God, oh my god, if I click that button, I'm dead. Oh brother. I
Just get so nervy
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
OK, I got it.
Yes, Nice.
This is nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Hell, Leo, yeah.
I'm done.
All right.
Let's wait until the lights go out.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
My god.
God, that was close.
Lights out.
Here goes.
Easy as part of the game tap
This is in a game that was so high feel
Ready. Yeah, we go. Okay. Come on
Sound to break out of here sound to break out of here
I'm finagling I'm finagling I'm finagling
I'm moving as fast as I can!
Check GTA 5 if you know you know.
I'm moving as fast as I can.
Don't die here, don't fall.
Ron, if you want a job, tap left. Yep, tap left there.
Oh, it's locked, it's locked, it's locked, it's locked.
Oh, brother.
Hold on, this looks promising.
Man, man, come over here.
Come here, help me.
Help me, bro.
Got you, got you, got you, got you, got you, got you.
AHH!
AHH!
AHH!
AHH!
AHH!
AHH!
AHH!
AHH!
We should be able to stop the airmen with this.
Take it.
Do something with it.
I feel like I could fit that up my ass, bro.
Oh, take it!
Sorry.
Maybe come here and try to break this open.
Break our cage? You want me to break our cage?
Can you do it? Get closer, get closer.
No, fuck.
Nope, nope.
Fuck.
My only option is to put it down.
Wait, maybe come here! Come to the fan! Come to the fan! Maybe you can block the fan!
Oh!
Nice!
Oh, hang on! Hold on! Stay there!
AHHHHH! YOU GOTTA RUN!
GET IN THERE!
Oh!
I'm gonna wait until I step down and try.
Alright, alright, alright, you stay over there, hold on.
Can you help me with this door?
Oh no!
I can't, you gotta stop this bad.
Oh!
Stay there, junk.
Say there hurry up Ron. Come on
Nice work, kid nice work kid
Where grab this fucking door need some help with the door
Only easy it's the whole way down. We already
We're gonna need something to get down there. Yeah, we do
All right, here's what you're gonna do take off your pants. We're gonna use that as an umbrella to get down
I know you want to see my leader on just say it. Oh shit. What's this?
Check this out. What are you thinking? I think she eats
God, look at that hunker!
Oh, God, he's aware!
What do you mean they're unexpected? Don't worry about it, they don't look too high.
As long as we're covered in some sheets, we should be fine.
Okay.
Okay, which one of us wants to hide?
When I was a kid, I was a hide-and-seek champion.
Hold on.
You're a hide-and-seek champion because people told you to go and play hide-and-seek and they would never come for you, bro.
They wanted to get rid of you.
He's picking up these towels real quick, give you some of my laundry, thank you sir, oh don't get stuck in that.
First time I've seen someone smile in here.
Yes, because I'll be a free man this week.
Hey, nice.
So, how's the laundry business?
What business? I ain't doing any business.
Where's your sense of humor, man, you got it.
Hey, you trying to be smart with me?
Exclamation mark laundry settings, heavy duty.
I'm not gonna be a good guy.
sense a human man yeah you trying to be smart with me exclamation mark laundry
settings heavy-duty normal traffic in a temperature just relax dude I relax why
you so pumped up yeah man I'm sorry it's just uh it's fucking asshole's got me
in a bad mood oh this guy yeah it's nothing personal you know yeah access to
his back room Ron a groom oh where I was so hey hey officer hello
You don't have to get all whiny about it.
Does this look like fun to eat?
Would you like to do this all day?
At least they're clean.
At least those sheets are clean.
Imagine the dirty ones.
Yeah.
Those are the worst, man.
This place is filled with dirty swans.
You're seeing another people person.
No.
No, I'm not.
Hey, man.
I'm concentrating here.
What do you want?
All right.
I won't bother you then.
Well, that shit...
I'm going to take this.
Can I borrow this?
We're the fuck out of cards, dick!
You see, I'm gonna go get a card, alright?
I think it's gonna be back here, bro.
Yeah, I'm gonna go find a card.
If I was a card, where would I be?
Oh, wait, hey.
I need a laundry card.
Oh, can I have your number, please?
Leaked!
What do you need that for?
It's rules and regulations. Nothing I can do about it.
Six-seven.
That's the card, man.
I need your name and number.
Here's my name.
Name's Ron. Stable Ron.
Stable run you sure I'm not on the list. What's your name again? Stable?
It's not here
Let's get the cart we gotta hurry we gotta hurry. Oh my god. Oh, right. Okay, don't get on
Me
Put a sheet on me from the sheets you dumb ass
Hey
Put a sheet on me
Straight then left
Stay here.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Grab that sheet, grab that sheet.
Let me just move this a little bit.
My legs are not working right.
You know what, stay there.
Yeah, grab that sheet right there.
Do you have CTE?
Grab that.
Put it on my penis.
Put it on my penis.
Shut up, bitchy.
I just can't find my little bit of sheets.
Low key, I don't know, man.
Yeah, man, I don't know, guys.
Every inmate here, yeah.
What is this the fucking?
One more just for safety, hey, run. I
Okay, I'm only gonna do it before he checks I'm gonna do it before he checks
Pull up to the guy pull up to the guy man, bro
Well, honestly the worst part about prison, y'all, is the fact that we have to do our
own laundry, like, like what the fuck, why can't they do our own laundry, am I right
fellas?
Oh, anyway officers, hey, y'all mind if I just come right, hi, oh, hi, hi, hi, shh, shh.
Okay, see what we have here.
Ah.
Alright, looks good.
Get out of the way.
Lazy motherfucker.
Haha.
Lazy idiot.
Make sure you check under all those sheets, there might be a prisoner down there.
Jk problem is getting I'm just busting your balls around
All right, let's see here. I'll get rid of the guard. You're ready to go
What's up, dude, what are you doing get the hell back to now you get the hell back to work just getting there's gonna be actually
My machine's broken. Yeah, sure, but there's a problem with that washing machine. Oh, yeah, what's the problem?
I don't know. It's broken. It doesn't work. Yeah
Check it out, man. Let's go check it out. Come here. Stop lying. No, I'm not lying get back to work
I'm not
Well, I'm not a lot. Oh God Ronnie should have said there's a fight. Oh, hold up
I need a break any break one for the llama Loki. I'm gonna start a fight with someone, okay
What I was him was him. I didn't do anything. What a fuck you do that
Jackass
You want to turn around and get out of here?
What the fuck are you up to right now?
There's a fight!
There's a fucking fight!
I told you I wasn't lying!
Chill out, y'all!
Leo, you gotta get to me!
Get out of the way!
Come on now!
Get out of each other!
You gotta get to me!
Hey, what are you up to?
Damn washing machines keep breaking down on a time!
It's just a machine I can't it's my job to fix them, and they just keep breaking down
You listen to me
No, it's not you're gonna help me man. Hey, I'm gonna shove you in the washing machine. How do I let him?
Am I even open the door for him
Run come here. Come here. Run. Oh
Go to the door! Go to the door! Go to the door! Go to the door!
There's a...
Go to the door! Go to the door!
Hahaha.
Come on.
Get in, get in, get in.
Come, come, come.
Good, good, good.
Watch out for this child.
I already stole some cheats.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Come on, come on, come on.
Stop, stop, stop.
Hurry, hurry!
Stop, stop, stop, stop it!
I'm scared.
Get on me.
This isn't us
Jump on my tip
I got more we go one more come on
three or four I'll take one more one more for the road well I've seen in my
night he doesn't come back do you use comrax from I used to use a sock until
my sock got stiffed after 15 times
It's looking really good right now, it's looking really, really good.
Oh my god.
All right.
That should do it.
Will this hold your weight of 400 pounds?
Let's hope so.
Yes, it's gonna hold my frickin' weight, bro.
I'm not fat.
Not really.
Are you going for us?
Let me know how it goes.
Let's gather them.
Whoa, what do you mean?
I bet.
It's cheap.
I wrote you never know oh shit
Come on
Now look oh several me toes cards funny moments
Guard guard guard guard guard, okay
And there's a vent under us we could vent, but then they'll know that we're sauce
Classing game. Let's just check it out. Yeah, come on
I'm gonna go down there.
You ready to get down there?
Really?
It's pitch black.
We need a light.
Ah, fuck.
Why do we need all this shit, man?
Move the fuck out the way, bitch.
You okay?
Just jump down there?
Oh, brother.
Oh, no.
Can't see shit done here. God he's so impulsive
Ron Jenny Colin, I'm coming I'm coming at the light
Coming come on I can't see I can't see coming. I'm coming. I can't see I can't see now
How about now hello, I can't see help me. I cannot see
Run look I'm right here
Hello, I cannot see can you guys a light maybe over here? That's why we need to see the lights right in your face
There you go. Thank you. Hello. I need the light lighting up a dark area smart
Jigs you need to give me the light
See if you can find an opening
Oh god damn it this
I got a sign that I'm funny.
Shit.
Oh, you've got to provide me light, dumbass.
Are you a star?
Are you funny now?
Come on.
I'm just stating facts.
Bro, there's rats in here.
Oh my god.
Oh, give up on those rats.
Excuse me.
I'm going to give a rat's ass.
Help me.
I can't see this.
I need help.
Hey, visit.
I need some light over here as well.
There's a light, dick.
He's coming.
Get him coming.
You're going the wrong way.
You're going the opposite way.
No, I'm coming.
I'm coming.
Oh, no, are you, bro?
Help!
Try now. Try now.
Hey, walk over here!
There's a fucking railing here!
Hey, put a sock in it, bro.
No, there is ins.
Oh, there isn't.
Oh, wow.
Would you look at that.
Wait, so I'm supposed to be like long range sliding this?
That's so neat.
You find another one?
I'm used to this tunnel system. I'm familiar with this. Give me a second.
Come here. Give me that.
I need a flashlight. Fuck it. I'm asking me this shit. Fucking useless man.
All right, what do we got here?
It's me just gonna...
How much do you get to you, Ron?
Hold on, hold on, let me cook.
Oh, why am I an idiot? Oh God.
Ron, how'd you get out of here? What the f*** are you doing?
Ron, hold on, hold on, hold on!
C'mere, c'mere, c'mere, c'mere, c'mere, c'mere!
Do you need light for anything?
I mean, bro, I need you to open this door.
It's locked.
Open this.
Ron, unlock your ass hat right here!
Hey, dude, I need a key! One second!
It's locked.
Bro, that's not gonna work, you son of a bitch!
That's not gonna work!
One more time.
Fuck, that's right.
What?
Shit.
This should work.
Bro, you gotta have CTE.
You walked past the door!
Shut up, bitch!
You walked past the door!
Shut up, you son of a bitch!
What are you doing?
I'm gonna fuck you!
You understand?
Now hit it!
Now!
Come on, together, ready?
One, two, three!
Wait, quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet!
There's no reds down here.
Probably is.
Careful, it's down here.
Yeah, like I said, let's hope there aren't.
You're not scared of reds, are you?
Shine the light on me.
I'm not scared, it's just that, you know, whatever.
Thinks he want a maze.
Yo, Ron, the light?
You're not scared of reds.
Shine the light on me!
You want a maze.
we're in a fucking maze
stuck in a maze
Okay, okay, but it's not okay. Shit. Oh
Buddy
Yeah, you sure you want to do this
This way.
Oh fuck.
It's too high, man.
And nothing to climb on either.
For the guards playing for her.
Here.
Give me your arm.
Oh.
I guess I've got an idea.
Turn your back against mine.
Whoa.
Wait.
Are you kidding me?
Oh hell no.
Just remember to push.
This is smart!
Oh hell no.
No, this is smart, Ron!
Jinxie, one fuck up and we die.
You should do this as a kid all the time.
You're nuts.
Oh my god!
Easy now.
It'll be much quicker if we go together at the same time.
Are you retorted? Go!
You gotta even it out. Go one more.
Come on, you gotta move slow, Jinxie.
I'll line it with the yellow, you fucking idiot!
That's what I'm doing. It has to be synchronized.
Don't go too far ahead!
I'm sad. Wait, wait, I go, you go.
You go? I go. I go. I go. I go. I go.
At the same time! One, two, three, two, one.
My God, you're actually.
Three, two, one, now.
Stop.
Three, two, one, now.
Three, two, one, now.
Three, two, one, now.
Three, two, one, now.
Three, two, one, now.
Three two one down three two one now. This sounds like a JOI three two one now
Don't look down, two one now three two one now
Three two one now, I'll look down three two one now
One NOW three two one now
Three two one now
Three two one now
three two one now oh no I messed up hold on three two one now three two one
now three two one now three two nice guys
W okay my great work run lock in you fat bitch
yeah understand that I wasn't I wasn't like that so I don't know chat are you
fucking serious well we gotta go back down oh god oh god there's only one
place you can get that the workshop oh god we're cursed damn it
teach we gotta go back is the same way down right yeah no childhoods up your
sleep morning not know anything shit I could put something in my ass but I
I don't know how that would help in this scenario.
Alright bro, yeah, that's not gonna fucking help us, man.
I've only ever fit Cheetos up there.
This guy's sick, man.
Dude, we're looking good, dude. Like...
Since you have taste buds in your assholes, technically, do you taste hot Cheetos?
Wait, you have taste buds in your asshole?
I heard some beer chugging is like you can put beer chugs in your butt
Jazz they're two bugs in your ass
Go on your balls, excuse me
We gotta get a wrench. Let's get out of the wrench to yourself
Top five satisfying moments top five satisfying moments
Should I make it unsatisfying? Should I stop you?
So, uh, first day on the machine?
First month. It feels like the first day.
Wait, it's not cheese.
Come on.
Maybe you should ask for another job in here.
Are you crazy?
If I ask for another job now, they'll throw me back in the laundry room.
Laundry isn't that bad.
Including other people's shit?
Are you serious?
That's a nice tool you got there.
This one?
What are we looking for here, Red?
Nice ones always go missing.
Sorry.
Ron, you gotta distract this guy.
Ron, come here.
You gotta distract this guy.
Come here.
Ron, come here.
Ron, go ahead.
Yeah.
He's a pain in the ass.
Get over here, Ron.
I got it.
I got it.
You gotta distract this guy.
Distract him.
Talk to him.
What's going on with you, man?
Nice, Ron.
What do you want?
Nice, Ron.
Nice, what do you want?
Turn down that attitude tell them to turn down that one. You turn down that
Run now we got a smugglin smugglin real bad nice
Nice.
Nice.
These cool tools.
If I was in prison with all these tools, I would just kill myself.
Now how am I supposed to get this to myself?
Smuggle it, bro.
What?
Are you a che- Oh!
Oh, my God.
What are you up to, dad?
Are you, like, an actual fucking idiot?
Like, are you a dead ass of- Oh, let me go up to the-
I thought it was a metal scanner!
Oh, my God.
Actually, I'm more...
Tamer in time.
Bro, distract this cop!
Metal scanner. Oh my here actually more hammering time
Run distract this cop. Oh, no the beepers beepers. There we go. I
Don't think I ever used to lay before
I'm good man. I'm good. I'm asked
I'm gonna turn off the metal detector okay nice knock and go through there we go
there we go so smart nice Ron hey man what's up wait wait wait wait wait wait
Run run run! We made it! We've reached the gate!
Does he know? Hey, uh, hey there.
We gotta go back to our tunnel system.
You run, how do you whistle? Can you teach me how to whistle?
Basically, oh my god, wait, our wrench is not getting through this fuck-fuck.
We gotta go into the way, we gotta go into the way, we gotta go into the way.
Run, do you just blow on it?
How do you whistle like that?
Oh, there.
Shut the fuck up.
There's something behind that bin.
Oh, shit.
There's no way your fat ass is going to fit in this.
Vincent, pass me the wrench through here.
Yep, yep.
Here you go.
Come on.
Pass it through.
Move your fat lips!
Move!
Move, fat ass!
MOVE!
Oh, wait, it won't...
How do you crouch, Ron?
Which, pick up and press X, you're ruining my immersion.
Wait.
Hand me it.
Vincent, pass me the wrench through here.
Pass me the wrench through here.
Oh, wrap around. I think I'll do a wrap around.
Shout it out, Jim Leahy.
I think I'll do a wrap around.
Wait, wait, no, no, no.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Yes, yes, yes.
Wait.
All right.
Now I have to...
Wait.
Better keep my fingers away.
You see, why are you working?
Help me.
What are you doing?
Bro, I'm trying to not give away our position.
Like, think, bro.
Try to not give away what we're doing.
Think.
Look around, bro.
Smuggle your wrench.
How would we...
How would we smuggle?
Why are you upset?
Ah, fuck you.
I think, Steve, we can't...
We can't get stuck this early in, man.
Ron, is it not this high voltage thing?
This looks promising.
Ron, come here.
We never went here.
come here that's right nice it's in here Ron this is the spot Ron this is the
spot man okay jimmy you go through you go through through the other side and
I'll hide over here like you see how that and then you wrap around over here
Oh, I need to go outside, but whoa, I don't know how to get out there, how do I get out
there?
Run, how am I supposed to get outside?
Over here, you fucking idiot!
Oh, right here, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, go through, J.C., go through,
J.C., go through, come on, J.C., go through, you're going back where you just came from,
you're actually retarded, we're never going to beat this, yeah, actually, yeah, I'm not
I'm getting busy come up the stairs up use that talking about Willis and go through the door
Don't go through the door. Hey. Hey. Hey guys
Hello, sir. Thank you, sir
Whoa sir, you got a big dick sir. All right now come here. Wait a bit over there. Come on
Get on the other side of that.
Quickly.
There we are. Stay there. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
Now meet me. Meet me. Meet me. Meet me. Meet me. Meet me.
Hey there, sir.
Oh, that's not a wrench in my pocket. That's my penis.
Let's move.
Ready. Let's see here.
Shondale! You have to get over here.
Hold on. They actually- Hey there!
Hey there, big dick!
Hey there, darling. What's it like in your city?
I'm a thousand.
I don't say that. There's a problem. What is it? Let me show you come on. Let me show you over here
No, go go go jixie. Oh jixie. What's going on jixie go where oh my god? I can't I can't hold his pocket chat the whole game
I'm not gonna I'm not gonna I can't hold his pocket. There's some kind of a drug deal going on downstairs
I got it. I got it. It's not through. It's not through. I start to step aside
Let's go
be sneaky
Hey, dude, what's up? I made it run. I made it yo big dick. Can I get myself down?
You hear me? Oh, no, I say up against the bars. Oh, no. I'm about to oh, no. Oh, no
I think I key started in my ass
hide it, hide it, hide it, NICE!
easy, easy, hey, you wanna shake me down, shake me down then, bitch, shake me down, do it,
I don't care, go ahead, just don't check behind the toilet, ha ha ha, GROWP HIM, GROWP
HIM!
what, what, what, what, what, what?
What?
You're good, it doesn't matter, see?
Back up against the bars.
Sir, this is clean.
All right.
All right.
Come on.
Good job!
Thank you, bro.
Thank you.
There we go.
Oh, no, I meant to say fondle.
Is that bad?
You're fine.
Hey, baby, are you good?
You got a girl!
Hey, sex girl.
You got a girl!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm actually harassed you.
I miss you too.
Why did you do that?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Why didn't I give one?
down as much as I do. What? Why? I don't know yet, but I'll find out. Okay. Aw. So,
how's Alex? Well, it's been six months. Linda loves you. Shit. I miss him, Linda.
and then when I get out of here mean you will take over the world it's fine he
still thinks you're in Italy helping your uncle good and that you're not
listening remember that and trouble for mavi don't worry about that you won't
find us and you're sure yeah I got us a new place we should be safe for now
that's a bitch baby listen yeah talk to me just have to stay hey why are you
still waiting nobody's coming for you oh brother I'll wait some more no more
visitors are coming in do you want to make a phone call if you want to go back
to yourself dude come on I'd like to make a phone call sir let's go
that's my she's pregnant Carol I knocked her up because I'm at home
expecting our baby please we've talked about this no you've talked about this I
didn't have a say at all you're in prison gonna be out soon listen to yourself
Vincent this isn't who you are is this how you want your future child to
remember you no but I need to take care of the harvest makes me sad bro Carol
you know that he killed Gary he was my family my own brother I know you miss him
But you can't bring him back.
You just think you're self-killed.
Please.
I'm not afraid of death, Carol.
I can't believe you, Vincent.
Hello?
Hello?
What the...
Man, fuck all that.
What type of wife are you? You don't even come to jail to see me?
Oh, it's Bonnie. I'm sure it is. I'm sure it is, bruh.
You're a dog, bruh.
How do you like prison food for prison?
The shit looked like resin evil food
Do you hear about the weather? There's a storm coming. I did it. Oh shit. It's our window. We'll leave tonight. Tonight
Oh
Let's go to shit tonight
Tonight we leave at dawn
Tonight's the night and it's going to keep happening.
Get it, get it.
Oh!
Immersion!
I lost 1000 immersion!
Shhh!
He only got here in prison at night time!
I got four walls.
Shhh!
Send this out of here.
Shut up!
Let us not be far afield.
They all want to see me getting it out.
You got the wrench?
Yeah.
Oh my gosh, stop dropping it, okay?
Are you kidding me?
You think I'll do this climb again?
Let's hope we don't have to.
Don't drop the soap!
It ain't happening.
Don't drop...
Okay, listen.
I'm gonna hand this over!
When I hand you this over!
Oh, brother!
Don't let that fuck up!
Okay?
I'm gonna unscrew mine first though, okay?
Hold on.
Oh, brother!
Hold on.
Ron, you gotta remember, my brain doesn't work like someone...
Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen!
Take it!
Come on!
No more moats out of here, come on, one more!
WE BEAT THE CURRIES!
Just stop saying it!
Come on, lock it!
Go!
Come on!
Can't leave him out of the shitholes!
Oh my god!
It's not over until the fat lady sinks.
Re-sweat!
Let's go, come on, let's go!
Let's move, keep looking around, look around for shit.
We're most out of this fucking pick-hole.
Let's go, move that shit.
This looks promising.
We usually use this to vault up?
Use the vault up?
Yeah, where, where, where, where though?
Probably here.
Yeah!
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Come on, get in.
Let's go.
Waiting for you, kitten.
Stay with me, stay with me, stay with me.
I'm going to drop down, all right?
We're good, we're good, we're good.
Go, square, go, square, go, square.
Wait, wait, wait, yeah!
Phenagal, Phenagal, Phenagal, Phenagal!
Shh! Shh! Shh!
Snack! Snack!
Quiet! Keep quiet! Whisper!
Oh! Disappear!
Did you get your car fixed?
Nah, not yet.
Shh!
Shh! Shh!
I'll raise your phone.
One down! One!
one.
Come on, come on.
Come on, come on, come on.
It's two of those cocks, man.
What do we do? What do we do?
Come on, come on, come on.
They have no peripheral vision?
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
We got a hurry, bro.
Something's so fucking loud.
Oh, shit. Damn.
We got a bust store open.
They're going to hear it, though.
One, two, three.
I'm gonna go here in on the lightning stopping up yeah cut off the sound you
like see wait for three support just like see now are you
praying to stop run why do you go twice stop going twice
Stop
Here's
You're so
That's all right
Okay, what's up plan jenny talk to me we need to dodge this idiot here in front of us
be straight ahead. It's gonna be straight ahead instead of the warden's office.
All right, are you there? Wait, hold on. Are you sped? Oh no. Oh no. That's not it.
Maybe we could finagle, finagle.
Um, Jinx?
You see? Yeah, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!
Nope, that's not it.
Can you help me over, can you just like push me and my shoelace is stuck.
I'm with you right now.
Where the fuck are we bro?
You gotta go, Jakes. Come on.
Give me another spot. Come on.
You gotta follow me.
Another spot, another spot.
Follow me, follow me.
Get him, Jakes. Get him.
Nice.
Ruff-ruff-ruff.
You want the fact that this is us?
We can't have your Johnson.
We can't have your Johnson.
No, go above us.
They got above us.
They got above us.
They got above us.
You're weak.
Chill out, chill out.
Oh my god.
You're going to get it.
Follow me.
Are you?
Stay on my hill.
Stay on my hill.
Yo, am I muted?
Am I muted?
Get us here so I mute it.
Stay on my hill.
Wait, I'm up.
Can you hear me?
Lay out your arms then.
Wait, I'm actually muted.
Can you hear me?
Yes, I can hear you.
So why aren't you fucking listening?
Let's lay out your arms then.
There's a heart up here.
Up the ladder.
Up the ladder.
Up the ladder.
This guy's a brick.
We're never at 24 hours in bed.
Okay, before we go, can I order Dornash?
No, you fat greasy bastard!
Break this. One day he break a cage and he gets this.
Okay, quick, quick, quick, quickly, quickly, quickly, quickly, quickly, though.
And then one day, he break a cage and he gets this.
Let's see the Pacific Ocean.
What the fuck are you doing?
So, what are you doing?
I'm visiting these places once we get out of here.
What's this? I'm at a payphone. Hold on hold on
Right
Hello, so us there we gotta be careful
Run come on come on come on come on come on come on come on
See that Carson show last night and Carson any good great who was on it. Oh, who were the guests? I can't remember I must be getting old
We go down you think or do we go into the hall take a ticket? What do you think? I would go down. You always go down
Always go down. It says what's downstairs area a is downstairs
We got to get out of here, so I think I can go in the basement
Watch out, there's two of them.
Hey, JC, we're gonna do a double take down here, okay?
What the hell are we talking about?
Carson.
Ready?
I already told you.
I'm gonna go right.
You go left.
Wait, wait for me.
I'm gonna go left.
I'm right, I'm right, I'm right.
No, right!
You gotta listen, bro.
You're just doing shit.
There's the tower.
Watch out for the light.
Do not let the light see you!
At the crossroads don't turn left
This you're gonna walk right into light you fucking idiot search life
Come on come on come on stay on my head stay on my head buddy
You're just like
You're actually so brain dead. It's like it's like it hurts them. It hurts to be in a call with you
I'm that ass serious like it change them. I have a Sam I have
Shit
Shit avoid the search you get out of the search life
God, where do we go? Can shit dude? What are you?
No, I'm not even sorry you can actually make me mad. No bullshit. You're actually in the light and it's like
I'm not even trying!
Bro, but the light sees everything, bro!
I'm rolling my every bit of immersion!
I'm not even kidding!
Wait!
There's a glare on you, that means the lights...
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Go!
Go!
Rod, I'm gonna need you to pick up your vibe a little bit more.
Yeah, maybe stop fucking dying!
I haven't even died once.
Come, come, come, come, come, come, come.
No, don't go now.
I need to get out of this room.
Come, come, come, don't go now.
You know what, dude?
Yeah, you know what I'm saying.
There's like five seconds!
Like what?
Dude, are you?
Shit.
I need to get out of this room.
You can see when the light happens.
Look.
I don't appreciate the hostility right now.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, hurry, hurry, you're waiting too long, you're waiting too long.
Shit. I need to get out of the search.
Yo, you, you literally, I say go, go, go, and your brain works like a fucking burger!
Like, are you fucking slow?
It's cuz you're the first guy, ass wipe, I need to just hesitate.
Shit. I need to get out of the search life.
Who's your total?
Obviously the first guy's not gonna get caught.
go go go go go go
come on
I'm gonna wait
I'm gonna wait, I'm gonna wait
tell me to go when I can't
we can't go at the same time
because you body block me
no no no no no no no not now
literally now
literally now
wait wait wait wait
wait wait wait
wait
now now now now now now
now. Why would you come to the same pillar as me? Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
now now now now now now now. Ohh! Wait wait wait wait wait wait. Now now now now now.
Okay, next one I'm gonna I'm gonna hug the wall, okay
Hold on I'm way behind you. I got stuck
Fucking my guy doing
My god, I go for the ladder jinx
You could it's all about where the timing timing of the light
Wonder wonder we're good now. We got to choke this guy out. Shh. You're being too loud
This in his ass run sugar fist in his ass. Hey, buddy. You got a sock in your
I got one!
Why were you being a pussy? You should have just hit him.
I did it. That's what the animation game is.
Wait, maybe? I don't know if I was supposed to hit him.
Nice run!
Nice!
Now listen, listen, what's my name?
What's my head?
What's my name?
Oh, I don't think that's a cutscene.
Long.
We can use that wire.
We just need something to slide down with.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, Jinxie, take off your thong.
I need your thong.
We're going to use it.
You have to get into this building and find something.
What is this?
Got it.
Hangar.
I have a hanger.
Take one.
Take one.
one get your own get your own push I'm afraid oh god we got a glide ready I'm
gonna go I'm gonna go in three I'm gonna let you go first because I'm gonna use
This is a test on me. One, two, three!
That's pretty high.
Nice! Nice!
Like that.
Motherfucker!
Help! Help! Help!
Why would you... Oh my...
Help! Help!
Oh, no
Oh shit!
It's the most I've had in a while.
Repeat the game!
It's over. Oh my god, Ron, we did it.
Seven hours, my ass!
Does he know?
Hey, I've been meaning to ask you something.
What's that?
Back in the prison, when we climbed that shaft.
What?
back-to-back thing? Yeah. What about it?
Did you really do that when you were a kid? We beat the
dogs, Ron! What? I saw it in a comic book once when I was a kid.
Tell me you're joking. No. I'm just glad it worked.
Oh my god. I can't fucking believe you talked me into it.
Me neither.
I don't understand we got out
Tony Tony
Far to me far to me far to me stay back to my head
Jump up my body no jump up. I'm scared. I want my body. Should we just go back?
No, no, we're in too deep now
Run the cat's out of the bag now. We got a break up and smell the coffee. Let's go bro. Come on
Damn, have you been eating? Oh shit cops everywhere. Oh god. We gotta watch out. Yeah
Let's go down slowly, ready?
Okay, I'm gonna, Jakes, I'm gonna try to choke him out, okay?
You think?
You've choked the last time.
I don't think they'll see us in the bushes.
That went better than expected.
Oh no, there's too many.
Okay, we gotta go bush the bush, Jakes.
We gotta go bush the bush.
You ready?
Come here, come here.
Now!
Come on, guys.
I can choke him.
Come, where'd you go?
I'm the king of where to go here.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Come here.
Gotta stay in these bushes.
Just keep going for stillish.
Alright, alright, alright.
Just keep skipping.
Don't make a sound.
Don't fart, don't do nothing.
oh good now we can hop up against the next bush
oh no wrong way
wait for it
peach, peach, peach, peach
This guy has CCE?
Oh my god.
On this floor.
Okay, which should we go to next?
Look where they're looking.
Okay, he's looking at us.
We gotta go down.
We gotta go down, Ron.
We gotta go down.
Wait for this guy to turn then follow me.
Wait for this guy to turn then follow me.
You gotta watch the other officers too, though.
Make sure.
Oh my god, I could kill him.
Don't do it though. I'm going for it. I'm fine.
Big time players big big time, please remember that kid
Double kill I go right you go left. I get the right guy you go left three
Are you fucking looking or listening at all?
I get the right guy you get the left three two one go go go go
Stop bro shoot
Why did you asshole ten ninety five we got one sir. Did you even it?
It wasn't synchronized as you went too fast
You went it wasn't synchronized. I go right you go left
Count it. Let's make them out three
Two
What ten ninety five are you?
Yeah
Run listen three
Three okay three I go left I go left you go right
Three
Three two one now nice kid
Bomber bummer bummer how many cops are I?
Follow me follow me follow daddy. I got this
Come now, come on.
We made it! There's no way! We made it!
Here I come.
I hurt my feet.
Stay on my hip.
Stay right on my hip, Ron.
Oh
In the morning later than that no shit
What could have sent ocean Sherlock double kill double kill double kill double kill hold on
Come on
Can you
Come come come go far we gotta go
Come here, come here.
Hey, stay behind them, ready?
You go to the right guy, go back.
Go back where you were.
Go back where you were.
Wait, wait, wait.
Not yet, not yet, not yet, not yet, not yet.
Three, two, one, now!
Nice run!
Nice!
Nice!
Nice.
Up, break the left.
Up, break the left.
Talk to me daddy.
It is the bridge.
Okay, hold on.
Wait.
Can I ask you something?
Yes.
Look at me.
Are you afraid of dying?
Yes.
Because I don't want to do this.
I can't.
I can't.
No, Ron, everybody's afraid of dying.
It's part of being human now.
Get on my head.
I can't.
Get on my head.
I can't. I can't. I can't.
Come on, come on, come on.
I want to die on my wife. I can't.
I was gonna have a kid with her and everything. I can't.
I'm just-
I'm just doing it, man.
I'm in.
I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it.
I'm not doing it.
Yep, we're dead. Yep, we're getting caught here. Yep. Oh my god
How many
Let's go that way
We should be able to sneak under the bridge
We can finable wrong. We can travel to bridge incident aware
I say we take that guy out
Take this car cross the bridge. Oh my god. We have to make it see crazy. I see
Listen to me at the crossroads don't turn left. We're going under the bridge. No, I
Run if we get in that car, we're not making it five feet bro. Look at how many top star we have to go right
I say we take the car and we drive through everything
everything. You know what? Big time players make big time plays. Let's do it! Big time
players make big time plays, man! I'm gonna kill him in your drive. Three, two, one! Get
him to go, get him to go, get him to go. Throw him on the floor, throw him on the floor.
Get him to go, get him to go. Take him to go the other way. Take him to go the other way.
This is gonna work. I'm just jumping the fast thing alone. Oh no. Oh you're gonna act
That's a cop! That's a smarge!
You're not just a cop!
Don't hit him! Don't hit him!
You're not even wearing yellow, this is so obvious!
I
Think I got a hernia
What you swarping
oh my god
Oh, fuck, I'm all the way out!
I'm coming out!
I'm coming out!
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't!
Don't you dare my hand!
Grab my hand!
That way!
Help me, help me!
Run, run!
My heart hurts!
Repeat the game!
Repeat the game!
Shit!
We beat the game.
We made it out.
Where are we at?
Where are we?
Hey, just tell him this is the deal you either take it or no got it
Did I shave I shaved
He says no it's too much risk the price must come down. It's not gonna happen, but listen, it's not gonna happen
Probably I need to talk to you wait. No, it's Harvey is important. Oh God. Oh God
Look take the deal. We're stop wasting my time. All right
Bro, this is Harvey the chud muffin himself busted out of prison what I just got the call
How do they know he's supposed to be dead a guy fucked up got himself killed by the guards good for nothing piece of shit
Sorry boss look Shawn you need to find him
Okay, yeah, but I'm not sure the men we have right now. I've got my problem
You just need to find them. You got it. I don't give a fuck how just make it happen. I want to beat the brakes off this guy
I'm not even kidding. So you decided yes price long or no deal. Okay. No deal
Oh, what the f-
This guy's evil!
This guy's evil!
This guy's evil as fuck!
So Ron, we broke out and now we're coming for Harvey's tight ass.
No, guys!
Wow, this is peak.
Man, I'm getting too old for this.
Hey man, how's your wife?
She's pregnant and hates me, I don't know.
I'll let you know if that's all right.
Burger?
Does anybody say burger?
Let's wait till you're older, man.
Just cheat on her.
Better than me, man.
At least you have a child on the way.
My girl doesn't let me have sex wear.
Well, I'm surprised.
I thought the game was going to end when we broke up.
I can't even have fun doing a little fucking illusion type
of shit.
This guy just keeps talking about the beating the game,
but fuck this role-playing shit.
I'm done.
I've retired it. I've retired it, bro. I've retired it, Chad.
Hey.
Help me out here.
That's a big piece of wood.
That's a big piece of wood.
I'll show you a big piece of wood.
Wait, wait, wait.
Leo, there's a camp down there.
Yeah.
But it looks empty.
Yeah.
Someone's been here.
Let's check it out. Maybe they just want to eat there.
Something about nature is very common.
Right, bro. Sketch a fish.
I show speed clip, but we're actually...
Hey, man, what do you call a fish with no eyes?
Pshh.
We gotta light the fire, Rod.
This is so peak, bro. The whole world's looking for us and we're in the woods.
This is so peak.
Rod, I'm lighting my sphere.
for the fire. Wait, I'm gonna spear a fish, Ron. I'm gonna spear a fish. This should
be enough for it. Oh, shit. Don't put the lighter in the fire. You give me a fish or
no? Bro, it's hard to get him. Got him. Nice. Good aim! Good aim! Good aim! Crafting mine
real quick just a little more Maya don't watch run you gotta get a fish bro oh my
god this guy's a fucking swimmer man come here holy shit I'm grilling my fish
What is that fish there?
Dude I speared him right in the wiener section it looks like.
It looks like I got him right in the wiener.
Dude Ron look at this view bro. Oh my god.
I'm hungry, man. Let's eat this fish, eh?
I've never caught a fish before.
Me neither. I've never had a dad growing up to fish with.
That tasted like shit, man.
Well, you know it is what it is.
Yeah?
And my fucking feet hurt.
What about yours?
Fuck, I need a foot massage.
Yeah, I'm good.
So you're a tough guy, huh?
No, it's not like we have much of a choice here.
I'm not a big seafood guy, to be fair.
By the way, what are you for?
Something I didn't do.
Cap!
So you're innocent, huh?
Well, we all.
I'm innocent too, you know.
Yeah, they called me at their supermarket.
Sure you are.
And I was meeting up with my girlfriend and I'm being jitty on.
That's how I got here.
a wife I hope you eat you and a kid Alex fucking missin man damn yeah I hear
you there's just one that piece of shit hardy's gonna get what he deserves let
me tell you that so let's go after them together
Look, Vincent, I need to know what your story with Harvey is, okay?
Alright.
I was a regular guy with a boring bank job.
One day my brother brings in a new client, Harvey.
Let me guess, money laundered?
Yeah.
money was easy but Harvey just kept coming in with more and more cash and I
couldn't handle it it was too risky so I told him I wanted out he killed my
brother as a warning what after that I lost it I planned on killing him but the
son of a bitch pin it all on me very innocent I was convicted for the murder
of my old brother. Oh my god. What? That's fucking rough, man. Yeah. Harvey killed my
brother and framed me? So, uh, what's your story with Harvey? You fucked me over, that's
for sure. That was a real storyline now, hold on. And we were gonna... Oh, wait, you
Oh shit.
Oh my god, bro.
You need me to get to the end.
We gotta move.
I only ate one fish and I want to eat more.
Ah, fucking feet.
Just suck it up.
Don't worry about it, I got it, okay?
Sometimes in the life I'm too competitive.
Bro, like...
You got framed, bro.
Wait, did your guy say what he did?
No, you got cut off and now we never know I'm part of the story though. I'll wear
So you used to work in a bank, huh?
Figures, what are you applying? Well, how should I put it? You kind of tight?
Is there my make rather be uptight than a loose of my nose? Thanks for the compliment. It's talking about me. You're welcome
I was a banker what?
You're actually the first guy who should have had to without a gun in my hand
would you look at that you're making progress Leo it's actually a house here
next to a prison there's a house over there let's check it out
got a beautiful Loki this is a nice house listen
It looks like a house from the way out.
Isn't that what?
Oh my god.
We made the TV.
What's in the nudes?
Oh, we gotta kill this grandma.
No we don't!
What the?
She's a gun!
She's a gun!
Oh my god, it's Darlene and Jacob Snell.
know you now don't you worry I know those two fools come around here oh god
you'll get a taste of old Betsy oh brother I say we take the money oh god
hey crazy oh god couple we can't do that I don't mean it like that man I mean
we tied him up with something you really need to change clothes we can walk around
like this I don't like it it's better to get him out of the house bro it's
starting to take a personnel Ron do you know let's just get on the horse and
If you release the horses, how's that gonna help trust me guys predict the future. I'll be forced to go get them back
Let out the horses
Wait, okay. Should we subdue them or release the horses bro? You're stable Ronaldo. We have to go to the same guy come on
I'm down. I'm down. Sure. Where am I? Let's try it
Okay, come on
Let's release the stable, take up some only!
Crats.
Swat.
Okay.
When the door opens though, you gotta do when the door opens.
How do you know they got horses in there?
It's a horse bar, Leo.
What else should they have?
It's still, you sound so sure.
I mean, it could also be empty.
Hey, you didn't see in front of me?
Yeah.
I do.
Alright.
Alright.
All right, that's a window here
Yep right here. No, hey, no, no opening. We can find some way to reach it. What's opening?
Right here right here. Oh nice
Grab this ladder and then you're gonna have a bar here. I
Think right I would assume
Where would you put it?
Maybe just right here right here this open window
Yeah! Good comps. I'm gonna finagrel it. I'm gonna finagrel it.
See anything?
That was easy. Now where are the horses?
Oh, I hear them now.
Vincent, this might be able to scare the horses.
Oh, we're going to.
Vincent, first we release the horses.
Then we push the species shield down.
OK, so we release them first.
And come here.
I'm going to release it.
OK, I'm going to release the horse.
There are the horses.
I'm not sure about it.
Hey, buddy.
But let's release them.
Start opening them?
Not yet?
Going down?
Two to go.
Come on, let's keep opening.
Let's free them all.
Hold on.
How many are left?
Just two?
I don't know, just open them all up.
I think he's just two.
Oh, there's three, Ron.
I'm letting them out.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
You're letting them out.
Get moving.
Come on.
Maybe stroke them?
Hold on, not yet.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
My pet is here.
Ron, ready?
Get ready, get ready.
Three.
Get ready.
Two.
Wait, hold on.
Now!
Wait.
I think I need to run you gotta come up here. You gotta come up here about this
Nah, that's not it's a two-man job. Come on, D.C.
So you know there's a there's a sledgehammer here. I wonder if I can scare a horse with this. I kill the horse
No, you psycho just get to me
How long you didn't unglided you don't you want to be free on?
We're not just get up here
Oh
Hell the horses are escaping honey, oh
Of course I did come on. Let's go
No, darling
Oh my god we grabbed their gun, we grabbed their gun Jakes, we grabbed their gun.
See?
It's a shotgun! Let me have it! That's my guns!
Okay you gotta kill the grandma darling, you get it.
Hold on, let's say hi to Lacey real quick.
Change clothes, get to the truck.
Hi Lacey.
Lacey, what the?
Hey Lacey.
I'm rolling around in mud all day, it must be pretty nice.
Hi Lacey.
Ryan, don't pat Lacey.
Smells like shit.
He's alive.
This is delicious bacon.
I'm gonna get in the house
Get into the house
Let's crack this crack. Let's crack. I don't got much time through the door dumbass. They're not here
For the shotgun
You're good. I can tell you were a child prodigy on the skin flu.
You could light a fire if we put some of this wood in there.
Bro, I gotta change places. You ever
Run get off the piano
Won't put on hat
I gotta put it on
And come upstairs. I got better than expected mom mom mom mom. It's a nice hat, bro. No one will recognize you
Yeah, still got the looks I have a good as shit, man fuck
This must be one of the new fancy models
Hey Vincent, let's change clothes.
Hey bro, come on. Let's go.
Bro, we gotta change clothes, man.
Yeah, I'm changing. Don't come in, bro.
Hey, bro, where'd you find that? Oh, don't come in. I'm changing. Oh, shit. Yeah, this will do.
ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA
My god. Alright, go change. Go change.
I'm going in there. Come on, WAP! Come on, WAP!
I'm out of change.
I'mma chill this bed real quick.
Come on, WAP! I'm out of change.
OOOH! Handsome! Handsome!
Should we get some drugs?
Wait, I think we can have sex on here.
What do you talk about?
If only the cell beds were this comfortable
Ron stop finagling with it. It's in a truck. Gotta get to the truck. It's a good truck
Get on the Java. Who said that line?
Terminator get on the Java. Yeah, who's the actor Arnold Schwartz
The big Schwartz I thought it's you can't say pardon if I didn't even pronounce it like stop
There's a truck where the truck
You told each other
Where's the truck?
Right go and that's my truck
should I kill the pig or not that wouldn't solve anything I'm hungry go
straight then go left through that gate yourself damn it you pre-fired it how'd
you know cuz I'm stable in order bro of course I know
does he know bro haven't even seen Ron I see the truck no I don't I lied get to
chop off listen come over here and help me out I found it bro I use my brain
fucker they're talking me don't get them straight I'm gonna turn this in there
every day I get the money I'm gonna wait
we look handsome bro my god it's a piece of junk it's not that bad what do you
mean it's not that bad I'm grateful get the chop off hey it's even missing
wheel I'm sure there's a spare around here somewhere I don't know man it's not
like we have a choice sure be starting off foot let's fix it up and we'll be out
of here no time I want to hug my wife man fuck your wife hey let's repair this
bad boy let's look around and see what we can find all right so right here it's
got a twin turbo v6 flat cylinder twin v8 we're gonna need to change it for sure
Yeah, we're gonna have to just change this bad boy up. This one's missing a spark later Mator tater
Ron find a tire I found the lug wrench
Okay, got it find a tire. I found the lug wrench. Okay, got it
If I was a tire where would I be probably up here? There's a tire on the other side of the body the calls
Was this
oh oh here here hold it ready oh no get back up what are you doing come back up
you fucking dumbass run pick up my lug wrench right come back up where's the
freeings tire you're like a change I'm not a kid off this guy just comes
Hold the fucking thing you moron
What is the thing look the fucking hook to the right? Okay? I'm gonna do shit myself. No. No. No you just pull it away for me bring it
No
Oh
That is sick right no that that's actually smart
this is painfully slow nice take your wrench but do you need me to guide you
back across kitten no I'm gonna jump down
how many do you need one that's a rock of piss can I rock a piss run dude
El immersion no you can't pay okay the Rp
The guy actually hates immersion
I bet we can use this to lift the car
Move
How to do everything myself here
Oh, I need Chunko, got it.
I know what's the problem with it.
It ain't got no gas in it.
Yeah, that's good memes, good memes.
Okay, tire on.
Okay, now we just need to screw in the studs.
Alright, I need my number one stud to screw in the studs, so come on.
Come on, I need my number one stud.
Wow, man. This game makes me feel happy, bro.
I feel good right now.
Yo, fat ass, are you here?
Looks like the battery is out of juice.
No, we need juice. We need juice.
It's around here, bro.
I
Know hello, is he is he vaping? Oh, I just pissed off a pound. Holy freak. Yeah, come on. Come here
I need you to put that I need you to work. Come on work
Come on, bro
Dude I just pissed off a pound wrong
Grandma's gonna come back and if she comes back. I'm gonna shoot her in the fucking head. Oh
You got the chad gun
Now when he's something to lift up I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I'm gonna lift it ready. We're gonna take it out
Oh, it's stuck. All right, we need to lift up the car before step bro
Dude shut the fuck. I'm gonna let go of it. Is it ready or is there something on the other side?
Step bro. I'm stuck now. I'm kidding. It's a good start
Where are you pushing me?
Or not?
Alright, go.
AHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Holy muscle.
AHHHHHHHHH
What?
I'm feeling grandma's gonna be back.
Why you fucking idiot?
Oh my, let's go get it.
How are you so dumb, bro?
Dude, Ron, maybe we can take a door-dash break soon?
break soon. Hey man I'm all ears. I'm gonna assume that there's no gas. I know it's
wrong with it. Ain't got no gas in it. A gas canister. Nice. I think it still has
some gas. There's a cat up there is that burger? Von Dale I got a gas canister.
I come here
Miss burger bro, I wish he wasn't dead
Bro you gotta stop putting that energy out there, bro
He died you didn't hear our house had no air conditioning was 112 degrees in my room any
It's filled up with gas
Wondering if it will start
BUPKIN!
Hold on, I'm gonna use my...
I got a wrench, or I got a...
I'm not a tiktok car, I got a...
I got a battery mover thing.
We did it!
We did it!
We always started!
We did, but still.
I was in doubt.
Sometimes, you just gotta have a little faith in things, Leo.
Faith, huh?
Yeah.
Well, let's get out of here.
Let's get out of here, bruh!
Uh-oh!
Oh no!
Randy's back. Oh, she's calling the police. She's a snitch. I'll snitch. Oh my god
Now darling
Are the police on the way yet? Yes, they'll be here any minute. Okay? I'll go take care of them
They know her just stay here. It's all right. We're all right here. I'll be fine. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god
I'm gonna need you to kill this guy. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god
You're gonna pay for this. How good is your aim Ron? How good? Oh god
IN THE BAR, GET IN THE DROP!
DROP! DROP! DROP!
Oh god, I'm not that good at driving, here we go.
Oh god, take some drive.
I'm not that good at driving, oh god.
I'm really not good at this.
Wait?
I think...
Oh, oh god, jeez.
I have to obey the police.
Step on the gas!
the gas come on bro they have really fast car strings how am I supposed to outrun
this I got this I got this bro lock it on driving I'll walk in on shooting oh
Oh god.
Oh great, I have a blockade.
I'm gonna die perfectly.
I am, bro, though. I have a pick-up card.
I'm moving as much as I can.
I SHOOT NOT HIM!
Yes!
He should be on the road bro!
Why is he- get the fuck on the road!
Go go go go go go go!
I put the head breakers ability right now!
I put the head breakers ability!
Oh shit!
That was good!
Was it good?
Talk to me are we good?
Talk to me are we good?
Random act of fire man!
You mother
Talk to me James
I got a banagal I got a banagal
Jump up buddy jump up buddy
Yeah, do you plan on shooting anyone or what?
You shot a blast, shoot this fucking cop!
Fuck this, man! Fuck this!
You're part of the party!
Allio! Aerio!
Wee! We need more boost! We need boost! We need boost! We need boost!
What's going on?
We're bowing in the tunnel to 950TAS!
Yes, I love this!
Get out of the way, bitch! I'm gonna show shooting civilians!
God, they're fucked! They're going fast!
I'm losing gas, I'm losing gas!
I'm going to call Lester!
Dude, it's not going to do anything bro.
I'm killing civilians.
Separate timelines.
Oh my god fade away oh shit right
You really gotta work on your aim, bro
Oh I made it I made it. Oh, no. Oh
Bye
Get ready to get on foot!
Get ready to get on foot!
Stay where you are!
Freeze!
No, I can't go back to prison!
I'm too tight!
I'm too tight!
Stay on my heel!
Stay on my heel!
Stay on my heel!
Get into the boat!
Not a good idea!
I can't help me out of this coach!
Motherfucker!
PUSHING YOU BURGER!
Go go go go! Get in! Get in! Get in! Get in!
We made it out!
We made it out Ron!
Love you to death kid!
Oh my god! It's wholesome!
Oh this is beautiful!
It's wholesome!
This is so pretty!
Where the hell does this woman take us?
No idea, but the further away, the better.
You can't feed a horse a water, you can lie the horse low.
It's a classic quote.
Alright, start rowing.
Oh, I don't wanna.
We need to get going.
Hey Vincent!
Oh my god, I got that.
I think I saw something in the water.
I understand it now.
It's probably a shark, Leo.
I understand it now.
How do you mean that?
Full moon!
Run, full moon!
Wait, it's actually greedy.
You're a clever guy. It's actually so pretty if you go right. I go left we go straight
Yep, great. Nice, you know what? Perfectly perfect
Right around right here, right here
You don't gotta come over you can stand a lot and then look see
I
Vincent yeah
There are probably bears water. Oh, no, no, no, we gotta go up. I can't believe that
Right here, right here
Oh, no, oh, no
Turn this way
Oh
For one of our durability goes to zero our boat crashes with
I'm moving as fast as I can.
We're probably going to break our boat, I'm not even kidding, we're going to break our
boat.
turn position on distance
hold on
no we can't break it
wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait, we're going to timing, timing, timing, timing
hey watch out, some rough streams up ahead
Oh, that was a hard turn.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Still left.
Hey, watch out.
Some rough streams up ahead.
No freaking way.
What?
Oh, yeah.
Nice.
Throw this off.
Nice.
No, yeah.
Oh, he glitched it.
No, yeah.
No, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, go that's time
Well, hurry help me run pause and make sure you start that point help me
What are you do we were glitched you piece of bacon?
You did not just restart us from the
We were glitch dumb dumb
Vincent yeah
More synchronized stop doing that stop doing that
What do you mean?
water how do you know it's we water you're a clever guy like what is your
brain you're not paddling I'm not even kidding no bullshit like you might be
actually special needs probably just tell me to stop paddling no I said stop
doing that going opposite sides could have been a crocodile seriously I don't
like crocodile how do we manage to get that tiny rock all good that's probably
Crank it
This might be the hardest mission into the game
This might be the hardest mission into the game, bro. All right, ready?
All right, so you're right lock in
Why do you keep switching? Hey Vincent, why are you switch? I think I saw something in the water
I
Want to go right or left here right or left left left left left left left left left left left
It's we want your clever guy and then wait and then ready now. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
But I really saw something
Barely hit it barely hit it barely hit it
You see it's not turning bro. It's not turning. What is this? It's not turning
All right, well, well, let's try listen. How do we do this? Hard commit left there?
We have to hard commit left. We should have just kept going left. We turned right and that's what caught us
You gotta also predict where it's going like you see how it can go by itself and then look one battle
You see yeah, I think I saw something in the water. It's probably a shark for you. Are you gonna go right?
What do you mean? There are no left left left and we need a hard commit hard commit
I'm battling, I'm battling, I'm battling, I'm battling, I'm battling, I'm battling.
Keep going, keep going, barely hit.
Keep going, little bit of a stop, now, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I really saw something.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
So spamming, spamming, spam, spam, spam, spam.
I'll probably die.
What?
What is this shit not training?
Seriously?
I don't like crocodile.
Well, fuck that.
Alright, from now on, we're going right.
This left half is fucked.
Yep, this is perfect.
Perfect trajectory.
Don't battle, you don't have to battle all these guys.
True.
He's right.
Hey Vincent.
Yeah.
I think there aren't any better.
Left, left, left.
I don't know, right?
Right, right, right.
Water's Leo.
Ha!
You're back.
Let's go up, let's go up, let's go up, let's go up.
Oh, it's too late.
We committed.
Right is the rock in the middle.
Left is a good sight.
peaceful boat ride is over. Some rough streams ahead. Ow! Let's keep going! Oh no! Let's keep going! Ow!
Keep going! Oh please! Here we go! Keep going! Run! Straighten it out! Straighten it out! Straighten it out!
All right then maybe we chill. Won't we trade that maybe?
Nice! Come fast! Come fast! Come fast! Come fast! All right! All right!
Oh god, oh no, oh no
Hold on
You got a free fire no bullshit
All right, this is actually oh no it respawned us. Okay. I'm gonna say matter every spot of this
We're good. All right straight straight straight straight
I'm gonna call on everything
Why would we go left?
Oh
I'm doing it backwards
Aura! Aura! Oh my god!
Oh my god! I'm doing it right!
Aura! Aura!
I'm the coolest human ever!
That's why I won a 2023 game over here!
This way.
Oh no. Oh no.
Okay, oh no. Oh no. Oh no.
Run this is dead ass hard I'm not even kidding
Go go go go go
Up, free fire up, free fire up, free fire up, free fire up!
Bro, does it turn left the problem?
If I just jumped in and swam?
No, bro! He's right!
No, no, no! Now, don't let him do the cranking too much!
I think we're through the worst of it
Now we'll fuck, now we'll fuck, now we'll fuck, now we'll fuck, now we'll fuck
You're getting too much, you paddled too much
You're right, you're right
Bro, it's hard, you're riding tired
I
That's my guy paddle paddle
Okay, another bit of a damage character. Now you may notice you might get kicked out
What you went the wrong way you piece of bacon I saw it come on
Wonderful wonderful. Oh my god. Oh brother. Oh
No, come on. I'm breaking it
Now stop now stop now stop
Oh no, oh no, oh no!
Get out!
Get out!
Get out!
I got you, I got you!
Help! Help! I got you!
I'm finagling! I'm finagling!
I'm finagling! I'm finagling!
Come on, come here!
Come on, come on!
Come here! Come here!
Get out of here!
Daddy! Daddy!
Oh, you piece of paper!
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
What wrong have you done to us?
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Why would you do that?
Come back! Come back! I want to do it again!
Come on.
What's my name?
Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!
Come back! Come back! Come back!
Come back!
All right.
You okay?
I'm okay.
Let's get out of here.
All right.
That could have been bad.
Run!
Door to ass break?
Shut up!
Dude, I have any crap today.
Come on.
Come on.
Lock in.
Wait, wait.
I'm listening.
What have you, huh?
Yeah.
City.
So, what happens now?
What have you home? Yeah city
So what happens now
Look I
Know what you think that's folk Valley going after Harvey won't be easy
I know but I'm going after with or without you all rock you want to end up dead
I want him gone. He's a cold-blooded killer. Oh, she's gonna be a better place without him.
Oh, yeah. What a tad!
God, that knows the same. You never told me, Leo.
What is your story with Harvey?
Before I got busted, me and Harvey made a youth score. Bag job?
No.
You ever heard of a black or a love?
What? Are you serious?
Pardon? Pardon?
How the hell did you pull that off?
A lot of planning and a bit of luck.
So what happened?
Everything was going our way.
We even had a buyer.
But that greedy fuck had other plans.
What happened?
Flash it back!
Pay attention yo!
Drop off?
Drop off.
Holy shit a Mustang Ford GT 6 series
It's got the package
You got the package or what?
There's Harvey. There he is.
Looks about right.
Of course it is. You can always trust me.
I'm not trusting nobody, my friend.
Whenever someone says you can always trust them, you can literally never trust them.
There you go.
Oh, oh, shit.
What do you think?
Golden Deagle said to me that I thought it is
Pleasure doing business with you guys you too
Give me the case what the fuck are you doing? Give me the fucking case Leo wait hand it over why would Harvey not shoot Leo?
Why wouldn't he shoot her?
You're a crash out, Ron!
It's just content!
Enough!
He just broke your knee!
Your knee's gotta be busted!
Oh my god!
next thing I know I'm surrounded by cops that's rough oh my god I got
trained he's the one who's going to be sorry frame both of us guys like for me
I'm for my family dog shaking head so you know where Harvey is right now I know
one of his guys way you'll know for sure right so what are we waiting for oh we
We gotta get him, Ron!
We gotta get him, Ron!
We gotta get him!
I'll keep getting him.
We need to kill him.
You really want to take Harvey down, huh?
Yes.
Take him out!
As I said, with or without you.
I'm going after him.
Come on, are you in or are you out, Leo?
Are you in or are you out?
Okay.
My guy
Where can we find this ray guy?
Don't worry. He's gonna be easy to find but I need to make sure my family's safe first
Of course W dad W dad
Leo knows something
That's he know oh
Bro, all right, Ron. I didn't dude. Okay, cinema, bro. Oh, yes. Yes. Yes. That's your girl. That's your girl. Oh my god
that's my son daughter no doc we owe that is your son that's my son don't go
too far alex
oh this guy name this guy kind of looks mom
I don't know what is it.
It says Fuga Latuga.
What is it?
It said fugitives. It said fugitives.
Fugitives at large.
Oh, no.
Shit.
Alex. Alex.
What if we go to a little place called Tahiti?
We take the whole family to Tahiti.
Leo, can I ask you something personal?
Yeah, sure.
How do you and your wife manage to stay together in this line of work?
We've always been together.
You know, she knows me better than I know myself.
I was twelve when we met at the orphanage.
Orphanage you could say that my parents didn't do their job. Oh
Sorry, yeah
Don't be
I bet we're that story bro. I'll go through this besides I was fortunate enough to have Linda damn
She was crazy
Bro, you know we used to run away together
Steel ice cream cigarettes
Oh ice cream is always been on us against the world
still is no matter what oh that's just over this bro you're a good father bro
What's a father? What's that?
What's the father?
Cheat Strayer Park. No way. Mr. Laney where you at?
That's my truck
All right, keep an eye out for my family. It's a woman and a boy about this size
You know where they live?
They had to move while I was inside.
I see.
Let's just have a look around.
I'm sure we know they're in the trailer park, but we don't.
Oh, brother, what's this guy doing?
But what if we go in the trailer park and we see three dudes fucking each other?
Is it Ricky?
Oh yeah.
Mr. Fancy Pants with a college degree in a banking job?
Not like any of that helped.
I'm here with you now.
Should be happy. I'm great to be around.
Hey, keep telling yourself that.
Oh man, he got kicked out.
I hate when the watch lady says can you grab a couple apples like I'm gonna grab that ass
To Leo, sorry this one isn't better shape than the one
Who said I found your wife I found so my my goddamn husband. He better be back soon
Go loud
Been cheating on me and nobody cheats on Martha. I guess he didn't know that
that good luck anyway if you see him sir I don't want your cocaine sir oh my
god she's wrong this guy's brand is a toaster though this guy's brand is a
toaster yo he's hitting dangers he's hitting dangers tell him that he's
never gonna make the league he's hitting dangers y'all he's having dangers
Dingers isn't it? Not even trying to be weird isn't it? Dingers? Hey man.
Can I have a go? Sure thing. Here. Let me get that ball bro.
Try to pitch, try to pitch. Hey. Hey. Want to try? Yeah. I want to try to pitch you to my friend.
I'm John Carlo. What's his name? John Carlo Stanton. I'm John Carlo Stanton.
Alright, ready? Um, here we go. Put some piss on it Shohei.
Wow
Dinger I had a dinger
I didn't say miles out all you got
Oh, it's a strike. Oh
Nice shot. We miss. I shot one over the fucking fans. Nice. Well, come on. Give me a good one
Ron, let me pitch, let me pitch. I'm gonna throw some piss.
I'm gonna throw some piss.
I gotta throw piss on that little kid there.
What?
I'm sure he'll have thought of it, bro.
Go ahead.
I said I'm gonna throw piss on that kid.
Ron, ready?
Yeah, I'm watching.
Alright, first rule of baseball. This will be called a knuckle.
Oh, okay. This guy just fucking mugged me.
Hold on, topspin.
Who is this guy, my god?
Oh my god. Does he miss or what?
This guy's the truth. Holy shit.
Alright man, fuck this guy.
He hasn't missed once.
Arcadity? No, it's not Arcadity bro. I was saying like I'm going to throw piss.
Quick question. Good question. How do you make your breath smell like your ass?
What's up? Kind of busy.
Yeah, I can see that this guy
30-something woman with a kid this tall
Yep
She's hot right what the course she is run. This guy's a fucking freak. Okay, Ron. They're banging in here
Right come here zoom in on it. I'm they're banging in here
I'm gonna get started so hard. I see her every day
It's your ear
Right come here, they're banging in here run
But you had to set this window
Well, what if somebody's banging your wife on hold on
So you're banging your wife
Come on, Abby!
Missionary, oh god!
My lady part!
Okay, okay, I'm new etched.
Go sound-sign, crazy.
Hold on, I'm gonna peek through the window.
Hold on, that gotta be that lady's husband.
Hold on, jeez.
You guys should tell her.
What type of strokes do you think these are?
Dude, I don't know.
I've never lasted that long in my life.
That guy's a Chad.
I've never lasted that long in my life, bro.
My god, how many pumps is he at?
That sounds nice, bro.
I'm about to start spanking my worm or bullshit
Wait Ron I see something it's your son
Son your kid down there. Let's check it out. I'm going down right here to the garage. Let's go
Coming out of my cage and I've been doing just
You know I saw him in person?
You know I saw him in person?
Yeah.
Hey son!
Over here!
Leo! Hey!
Jumping you dead!
Oh no! God! Oh God!
Cops.
Afternoon, man. Everything alright around here?
What do you want?
Mind if we ask you a few questions?
Yeah, I do mind. I'm kinda busy here.
Man, your husband is broken out in prison.
Stop calling me man, okay? I have no clue where he is.
Listen, if he tries to make contact with you, he'll let us know.
Yeah, sure.
Yeah, I'm gonna rat out my husband!
What are you, a psycho?
I'm not right now, I'm not right.
Yeah, right.
She got the mission in grip when I fuck her.
You let me know, Tuneesh, got it.
Pfft.
Pfft.
Pfft.
Pfft.
Pfft.
Yeah, like I'm gonna rat out my, my wife would never,
oh that's your wife.
Your wife would never do that.
Hey, mine is yours, bro.
Uh, I'm not into that, bro.
The hell?
Oh shit.
Oh my god.
You good?
Of course we are.
Am I in a cup chair right now?
Yeah, it's beautiful.
Hey Alex, look who's here!
Hey!
Hey son.
Hey man, you missed me?
No, I didn't...
No!
Nobody thinks I'm a criminal. He doesn't know any different.
He doesn't know any different.
No!
Oh, you want a PS5?
No, he's just a little bit upset.
What the frig is a PS5 gonna do, Rhonda?
five gonna do round
you don't see it yourself
maybe black ops it's what i did to not talk to my dad
aware
we got something to say to a guy like that
nice to meet you ma'am
nice to meet you nice to meet you
it's my friend
linda you're not listening
linda
Alex thinks I'm a bloody killer. What do you want me to say to the kid?
No, you're not fucking Leo, bro.
I'm gonna go talk to my son and you stay out here, okay?
Alright, I'm gonna go talk to your wife.
What?
I'm figuring out details, bro. Go to your son, bro.
Alright, I'm just gonna...
Bro, go to your son. I'm talking to your wife.
Hey.
Hey.
That's a really nice bike.
Thanks.
So, uh...
How long have you known me?
What are y'all talking about bro, what are y'all talking about?
Well go into the, go into your kid bro, go talk to him.
What? What? What?
Need a hand?
Can I help you a slug? Hey Alex.
You ladies up?
You ladies alright?
I could give you a hand. Oh my god.
Nah, I'm good thanks.
Alright um, just let me know if you need anything.
Oh it's a nice challenge Alex.
Bro your wife turned me down, dude she passed the test Ron, you got a WI.
Hey Alex.
Alex
Alex come back you little twerp. Come here Alex don't run from your power
Like I don't even care about my son, bro
Maybe I'm just not the right dad to step up man
Ron, he's hiding into a treehouse. Maybe he needs a new dad. Hey Vincent, come here. I need you to do something for me. I'm here.
Talk to me, bro. Hey, talk to me, bro. Linda! Linda, where are you? Right here on the bike.
Linda, why can't you be the only person to talk to her? Wait.
You need help with something?
Yeah, I do.
Ron, I'm grizzing.
One moment.
Absolutely, man.
Go to your son, boys.
Sneak through the...
You gotta finagle through the fence.
Turn right.
Turn around.
No, I gotta go through this.
It tells me.
Shut up.
No, I guess you have your own thing.
Yeah, you're going the wrong way, you CTE idiot.
I know where to go.
There, there, there, go there, yeah.
finagle finagle finagle
Or don't touch my wife. All right, I'll be back. I'm just helping her bro. Chill. Oh, man. Thanks. All right
Want to start it up for me? Yeah, I could do that. I'll start it up
Start it up right now
What go to your kid? Come on, buddy. Hey come all you piece of shit
I'm down here brother before my friend Vincent fucks all mom
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
Yeah, kid come on come down here
Hey look your sign is broken
Why don't you come down and help me fix it?
No
All right
I'm gonna chop this tree down then fix it for you fuck
Linda this is the artwork Linda. Can you start it? I think I'm gonna need a hammer
Linda freaking started
All right, I'm gonna fix your sign Alex in return you come down and we're gonna go to your mother and
You're gonna watch me I'm freaking starting this sign is beautiful
Alex this sign is actually kind of dog shit, but I'll just say it's cute for the plot
Come here bro. Look. I'm a good dad
Oh
Don't be your dad, bro hug him hug him
Hey, oh
My god
What a child bro, what a little wholesome kid. I wish I had a dad to hug. I love you, buddy
I love you so much. I'm not to laugh
Yeah, I'll know
You wanna play some basketball?
Not really, but you know how better than your basketball, right?
No, you're not.
Except the dad would say that, yeah, obviously, kids like five, psycho.
That could be fun, but maybe we should get going.
Aw, come on, just one game?
Nope, I'm going once again.
I gotta go get the milk.
I'll be back.
Get ready to lose, boy.
I'm gonna win.
Aw, you know I'll win.
Aw, I love you, dad.
Oh my god, we're gonna play?
Okay, listen, Jakes, I'm gonna teach you how to play.
I'm gonna teach you how to play.
I'm gonna teach you how to play.
I'm gonna teach you how to play.
play hey listen jakes i'm gonna teach you to get the right once he goes for
the shot smack the fucking ball out of his head
that shit out of here bitch don't give it to him don't call me daddy in the game
of sports you think brawny says so brawn give me the ball daddy
you stupid shit don't pass it to him
daddy pass it on me no i'm gonna show passes to him
I'm gonna check him. I'm gonna show to check him. Give me that. I'll pass it. Check him, bro. Here. Give me green bean make your bitch green
Rock it. Oh, block it. Block it. I
Think your son has CTE, bro
I
Don't know you fade away. Oh, I gotta aim it
Here you go
Why do you keep asking me the book? Yo, kid?
What type scoring?
How to explain it
help him? I'm gonna teach him how to dunk. Nice bro Alex Duncan! Nice! Oh brother. Nice!
Then a cop just comes by and shoots me and he goes to the roomie. You think? Yeah. The kid gets traumatized and you marry the mommy.
Alex I'm gonna be honest you're not going D1 bro as your uncle. You're not going D1.
Focus in school. No you're not. Yeah Alex you got my genetics man sorry to tell you.
You guys seem to be getting along all right?
We are.
But I need to get going soon.
Yeah, I know.
You're abandoning your family again, Ron.
Yeah, I'm just-
Following the footsteps of my father.
Alex, here you go.
Alright.
So, this is home now?
Toll?
Not for long.
If the cops found us, then Harvey could too.
We gotta get moving.
You know what?
Let's just leave.
Let's get out of here.
And you really think Harvey will leave us alone?
That Morgan bastard.
How the fuck did I trust him?
It is what it is.
This is the life we chose, Leo.
Let's just deal with it.
Yeah.
Are you guys gonna-
You guys set things right.
Wait.
We're going after Harvey.
He's not gonna get away with this.
Are you guys gonna-
Tell my son to close the series.
Hold on.
Yo, Alex, not passing you the ball, kid.
You're not going to-
Linda.
Any idea where Bray is?
Bray? What do you want with that asshole?
I need to find him. I'm sure he knows where Harvey's hiding.
Have you seen him lately?
Yeah. He's working at that new construction site downtown.
Okay, good.
I need you to be ready to leave the country as soon as I'm back.
Tahiti! Tahiti!
You just make sure to get back safe, okay?
Yeah.
Now don't just yell at me. Get back safe or I'll kick your ass.
Ooh, this is sexy. I'm gonna boner.
By the way, do you still have that piece?
Bro, Rob, we're going to take 80!
Wait, this is like sexy, bro. We're bullshit.
Dude, are you guys about to get intimate?
Because I'll leave the room.
No, no, no. I need you to stay. I need to watch me.
What the hell?
Oh, god.
That's a guac, I think.
That looks like a guac.
Oh, my god.
Whoa, whoa.
whoa whoa whoa Alex look left Alex look oh that's going buddy look I have to
leave now converse is you kidding me Alex yeah you take care of your mom now
All right, can we play one more game next time? I promise now come on. Give me and we're leaving him once again
beach
Beach beach to my son
Okay
Yo, you need to change Alex's shoes, bro. Oh Alex gotta make it out the mud like me, bro
I grew up with a hundred sixty thousand dollars a year like
It's just not easy
Bro, I'm just saying you got to get him out of the converse this man
I
Now we're looking for Ray at the construction site guys. I don't need your input saying you cracked the mom. That's my wife
Sure this ray guy will give us harvest location double
double
We'll be around well trust me. We'll beat it out of them
Ray where you at?
Where do you think you're going?
We're here to talk to someone. What's the problem?
What do you think this is a coffee shop? This is a construction site. You can't just waltz in here. Is that a beer?
What do we do here? Oh, we could bluff him or ah?
Threaten him. I threaten him. I forget
Come on, we don't have time for this. Whoa. Hey, I'm calling the cops
You're gonna do what grab a button that relax. Don't worry. I got this run by the man. What's your name?
What do you mean my name for what's your name? Oh, all right? It's Larry. All right, Larry
This is how it's gonna be. You know my friend here. Bring it out. We're gonna walk in there
We're gonna see your boss Ray once we do that
I'm gonna break every bone in this body so I get the information I need
I think long and hard about what you're gonna say next if it's not gonna be a guy's you're welcome
Then we have a problem. Wait you ordered food. I'll order this. Do I look like I'm joking do I?
Okay, I hate that guy so
You're welcome. Go ahead tropical smoothie cafe
I didn't track you.
Where can I find him?
It's easy, just ask him around.
Alright Larry, thank you.
You're welcome.
W. Larry, man.
Larry's got a clue.
Alright, now.
It did.
Being nice can work too.
I'm sure it does, but I can't help it.
We're looking for Ray.
He in the bathroom!
I gotta take it down. I just gotta take it down.
Bro, get out, bro. I don't know what you're talking about.
That's shit.
Are you being sarcastic?
Nah. I'm just keeping you honest.
Keeping me honest about what?
Bro, that just beat!
Nice, bro. It's a big city. We all got time for that bullshit.
What does rain look like, bro? Can you tell me?
It's the guy earlier, remember from the stick-up?
It's the guy from the stick-up.
I can't hear you!
I'm looking for your boss!
My what?
Dude.
Where the fuck is your boss?
You know where he is?
What?
Dude.
What's up with you?
Damn back, it's killing me.
I have to quit this job before I end up a cripple.
Oh, where?
Anybody?
Come here.
Into America.
Over.
Hey, I'm looking for your boss.
I'm looking for your boss.
I'm looking for your boss.
I'm looking for your boss.
I'm looking for your boss.
I'm looking for your boss.
over hey I'm looking for your boss so my this piece of shit don't work you should
do what I do when things don't work all that's hand it over throw it on the
ground yep here you go that's why I do it actually works sometimes who relates
hello anybody over arm wrestle arm wrestle you want to have a go yeah give
me in there get me in there all right let's see what you can do I was never
good at these as a kid my wrists are very strong yeah I want you with me verse
you and listen buddy that's one gets to fuck my wife
2, 1, come on, come on, come on!
I'm not that good at fingering!
No, no!
Yes!
Yes!
Master out of 3, Master out of 3, come on.
You can't handle it.
Come out the way.
You just got mugged.
That's right.
No!
Come on, come on, come on.
I found him!
How does nobody know where their boss is? What do you guys even do?
Wait, Ron, I know where to go. Come!
me alone sure you don't want to get on this thing we're on come here gcg
people in our town work construction this is how it is hold on get on here
my dad were construction like a lot of time
my dad told me when I was ten years old he said it never get into construction
this shit yeah it looks like you just spit it out it's two here I told you it
should be four that's our guy no I know what are you so I think you
misunderstand you're fucking idiot well I know that's the guy
Go home. Good sir.
Oh shit.
He's trying to get away.
He knows me now. He knows me now.
Cut him off, cut him off. Run, cut him off, run, cut him off.
Here I come, here I come.
Here I come, here I come.
Run, cut him off. Here I come, here I come.
Shit.
I'm on his ass, I'm on his ass.
Asshole. Shut up.
I'm gonna meet you at the top, right?
Get out of the way.
Come here, bitch.
Come here motherfucker!
I said come here! How is he so fast? How is this guy so...
I don't know, this guy's quick. This guy's quick.
Run, he's coming right to me, he's coming right to me!
No, he's not. Goddamn it.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh, I'm fucking...
Yo, this guy is a movie!
I'm here!
I got him, Jicks! I got him! I got him! I got him! I got him! I got him! I got him!
I'm sorry.
I see him!
You're mine, man!
Are none of his workers confused by this? I mean, my god.
What about the light, bitch?
What's up?
I'm right on him! I'm right on him! I'm right on him! I'm on his ass! I'm on his ass!
Get him.
Oh
Gitch
Gitch you're right behind him. Yeah, but we're on the top now. Just one of us about to die. Where'd he go?
Where did he go? Oh?
Shit, let me choose that now. Okay. Why not look?
Let's focus on finding him first robot Leo. We need the information of psycho. Let's go. We don't give me information
we need information hi I'm gonna go up you go up the stairs I go through the
door
okay if I was Leo Harvey if I was Leo where would I be
or not Leo if I was a matter what's a matter
you see him no I don't see this guy oh jesse how did you lose him where did he
go
we lost him not me here somewhere not that we are not a part of this is what
the bed he's in the friggin
oh sorry sorry sir
yeah let's check it out
oh shit I would be happy to run
run he's on me run
run run
oh my
you piece of bacon run
maybe stop talking we just fucking
go come on
help me help me
help me help me get him bro shoot him oh god oh god for this guy's pissing me off
for real I'll tell you this I'm dead teach run I got you get up there man I got you am
I must up
Turn around dumbass turn around
Grab it grab it
Grab it. Oh god. Oh god
Let me focus don't make me nervous don't make me nervous
Nice
Nice
Nice, well
I don't see
keep looking oh my god rest in peace run have a little faith is it oh no oh no oh no oh no
fun you gotta be like you gotta be you're all are you fucking crazy stay on him stay on him
Oh brother. Oh, I gotta do what? Oh, he's done. Yeah. Yeah, you're done, buddy. Oh yeah.
Yeah, why don't I just keep moving?
You're not afraid of heights.
Why would I?
If you say that, you probably are afraid of heights.
I'm not going to lie.
Jinx, I need you to cut him off.
Hey, Ray, what's up, bitch?
Jinx, get him!
He's going to be right there!
Get him!
Get him!
Oh, I got him!
Oh, I got him!
Get him!
We got him right where we are.
Ray, what up, boy?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No no no no no, I always win my ones. I always win my ones. I always win my ones.
Jixi stay on him. Jixi stay on him. I always win my ones.
Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no.
I didn't win my one. I didn't win my one.
Suck!
Ron it's up to you now if you want the only one left.
Ding.
Oh no. Oh no.
No. No.
No, I wanna allow this.
I wanna allow this.
Stay alive!
Holy shit, this guy's like Santa knows!
Where'd he go? Where'd he go?
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
Stay on him. Stay on him.
Oh, he's got me in a full mousetrap!
I just got a bitch!
You might as well fight!
Holy shit.
This guy is, like, really strong,
but he's incredibly strong, my boy.
die rise moment when you try to get to the box, if you know you know
got him
got him
come on bitch
where the fuck are you gone?
oh nice, cut him off
cut him off, he's in the corner
I break right, I break right
cut him off, cut him off, cut him off
go that way
oh my god
oh yeah
got him
Oh
This is painfully awkward
Team work, baby
Easy already here my god you blob. It's already get there
Fuckin' bro.
Does your food like teleport to you?
Alright, let's take his pants off, yeah?
So, you're gonna tell me where my ass is?
We need to know where Harvey is, yeah.
Fuck you, I ain't telling you shit.
Fuck me, huh?
Okay.
Oh, look at this.
Oh, shit.
A gun.
I wonder what you could do with this.
If you could stick it up your ass.
You know what let's put it here for me
Hey, Vincent, I don't know about you, but I see a lot of different things here that could make this guy talk
Come on torture
Me too
Let's see. I a guy John Kurosaku. Okay. Listen. Listen. Listen. Thanks before we do anything see if there's any hummus up here
Holy niche
I'm gonna lamp him. I'm gonna lamp him right in the face
Oh
I'm gonna pistol we have pistol we have uses arm again do it. I don't give a fuck
You sure about that?
You left me no choice you let me no choice. I'm gonna burn your face off. It's gonna start talking
Fuck you. Fuck me, huh?
How the fuck did you kick me?
No, not the dick!
CROBAR!
What the fuck did I do?
CROBAR, let's go!
Sweet.
Alright.
No more bullshits, guy.
Ow!
Stop it, you're gonna break my arm!
You better start talking, then.
That's a wallet, man.
My arm, man!
Now, much time.
Much of this wallet, ready?
Yeah, I was wondering how could a wallet actually torture someone?
Alright, listen.
All right, he went, I'll tell you what's wrong.
We not got him?
Yeah.
Start talking then.
All right, all right, calm down.
Calm down.
Somewhere in Mexico.
I don't know exactly, but he's in Mexico.
He's got a big man.
Avocados from Mexico.
I swear.
So that's where the rat is hiding, huh?
Yeah.
That's where he is.
Don't tell him I told you.
You don't tell me what to do.
All right, all right, calm down.
See you later.
Hey!
Let's go.
Ron, we're going to kill him in Mexico,
We're gonna make a break with the city and then we're gonna pop some fucking
Coronas and then me papami to come here me go
Guess we're heading down to Mexico then yeah, we're gonna need bigger guns than this. That's probably a good idea
Man, what are you doing? Oh?
What does it look like?
Wait.
What's that aside?
What?
Chad, is that an urban myth or can you actually do that?
Yeah.
It's gotta be a myth.
Itch?
I got a contact that might fly us down.
Ron, do you want to get some beers flowing?
Dude, shut up.
I got an idea on how to get those guns, but we're going to need cash.
We can't risk robbing a bank now.
Maybe we'll meet at a bar.
You'll drive a funky.
Like what?
coming out of my cage you know I'm doing just fine I gotta gotta be down because I
wanted all started out with a kiss I didn't end up like this it was only a
I guess.
You did run?
How long did you work at the gas station for?
I say we do it in and out. Oh my fucking god. I'm so good right now. That's all shit
Okay, so do you want to take the gun you want me to take the gun?
It's up to you Ken. I mean you talk to my wife
So that means you probably have authority over me. Here you go
Sure, whatever man. If work if worth comes to worst. Let's shove it up his ass
Good luck, bro
Wait, this music's... Okay, this is... Alright, this is gonna be peak. Hold on. Hold on, we're robbing a gas station?
Just give me the money on...
Just give me the money! I need me my money!
Hello, sir.
Hey, sir, what do you want?
I'm here to pump back, pump back for him, and he pumped to the head.
Shut up!
This country is on the wrong side. Just look at these gas prices.
Aware.
Aware, yeah.
Yeah, prices are high.
Tell me something I don't know.
No, maybe I can. I was at another station about a mile back that way. It had much cheaper gas than this. Check it out.
You serious?
Yeah.
I'm getting rid of the, I'm getting rid of the witnesses. God, that's the smartest fuck.
All right.
I'm getting rid of the witnesses. God, that's smart.
Have a good one.
Let's tell this guy too.
That's smart!
Hold on, ready? I'mma tell him.
Hey.
Hey, buddy.
Does this place have a lot of business?
Yeah, I guess so. Why?
listen how about you get your ass out of me what what's your problem that way
the hell whatever I'm gonna scare you cuz I'm telling you that's all right my
apologies okay it won't happen again just make way other people well now I'm
gonna rob this poor woman sorry ma'am I need money okay the phone is dead wait
Don't do yet. Hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on. I'm about to start it. You ready?
Hold on hold on. I'm gonna get rid of this guy give me one second. Hey, you okay? Sure. Uh, why are you asking?
Cuz you looked a little freaked out
I'm gonna be honest you might have to stab him
Hey, buddy, have you ever heard of the one song by juice world? It's called a robbery start the robbery
Hey, ma'am. I don't want to use this gun
So please open the register for me
You're wasting your time. There's not shut up. Open that shut up bitch. Let me be the judge of that Chad Vincent looks like Dutch
Here look
You think I want those fucking pennies crumb. There's a safe in the bag, isn't there? No, there isn't right
Hands up man
Hey, you too, buddy. Stay calm. I told you everybody calm down. I said stay come here
There's the same thing motherfucker, come on, hold on.
You said I'm a girl and you stupid bitch!
What the fuck's wrong with your haircut, too?
Hey, stay there.
Ron, just hold the line real quick.
Hold the line.
Oh, my dad!
Oh my god, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Oh!
Ron, help!
Ron!
Red girl, red girl, red girl!
Ron, help!
You motherfucker!
go to the clerk go to the clerk go to the clerk
the combination hey hey hey what did I say are you crazy are you fucking crazy
wait what's the combination what is it one try try six nine six nine get code
I was the code what's the code?
Yo run get the code get the code get the code get the code from the lady
Get the code from the lady run the lady the lady lady. I'm not seeing in a code. I'm not seeing another code
Hold on hold on. I'm looking why why why why I click why on her?
Wait you got the same I'm gonna get the code you go to the same
Why look like I'm fucking around? Give me the fucking combination.
Okay, relax. One, three, seven.
One, three, seven. You better hope that works.
Keep the chain, she's filthy motherfucker.
Hey, hey, I got this.
Grab it, grab it, I'll grab it, I'll grab it, I'll come on.
Run, run, run, run, run, run.
Dance, bitch, dance, bitch, dance, bitch, dance, bitch, dance, bitch.
Get him to the car get into the car
We're good we're good we're good. What an idiot. What's he doing? He's late. She kind of looks like a car for bad
Dude, of course his last name is freaking Johnson from he ran into a car just give me my Johnson
I
Wonder if my food's here. No problem. I can just make sure to bring the goods, okay
Yeah, I know what that is
Chalmers eat so much food in the next ten minutes
So we got the guns you trust this person
I do. Stop worrying, Vincent. It's not good for your heart.
Okay, I'm fine.
I just want to know what we're dealing with.
Relax, Mr. Paranoia. I trust her, okay?
Besides, she owes me one.
Now, let's go get those guns.
If you say so.
You need to relax more, alright?
I want an AR-15. Is that in this game?
Where the fuck can I buy an RPG and a chainsaw? I'm mad as fuck right now.
I want an AR-15 with no switch, bro. Just pull the auto on that mug.
With a bump.
Oh shit, I don't know.
Who's this? Who's this? Who's this?
Hey, hey, hey.
Oh, a switch is pulled out of it, then I need a switch.
extended mag jasmine Leo jazz good man you're married at white oh he's with
you but I'm not hey how you doing oh wait I am me oh he was sudden on the
way daughter what why don't you bring your whole family next time I am
Hey, what's wrong with you?
What's your problem?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
You think I'm vending ice cream here?
Ice cream does sound good.
I told you, I don't do business with strangers.
And this guy, he looks like a stranger to me.
Do you have a problem with me?
Yeah, I got a problem with you.
You got a problem with me?
Oh, no!
I said something about it or intervene.
You want me a man or you want me to do it?
Intervene, fight my battles for me.
Who the fuck is this guy?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, relax. Put the gun down.
Jasmine, put the gun down. Come on.
I told you, he's with me.
Let's just do this, fast and easy. Besides, you owe me one, remember?
Don't go too fast. I like this. I like this a lot.
Okay. But it's the last time. And then we're even.
No problem. Yep. Understood.
Oh, shit.
Fuck, you mean-
There's some shotguns in there. Let me get a shotgun, actually.
Here. This should be more than enough.
Hurry up, Jack.
Jack, I'm not a shotgun crutch. Just my preferred style of battle.
Holy split-screw.
I'll take an AR, why not?
Oh, I'm gonna randomly throw bottles.
Low-key MP5.
I'll shoot this.
Come on, walk in.
Alright, shoot the...
Holy shit, bro, we have a real gun.
I want the shotgun, bro.
MP5?
What do you think?
MP5?
Shotgun?
M14?
You need the shotgun?
Listen.
I go shotgun for close range.
You go M14 for long range.
All right.
Double headed.
What can you do, my old friend?
16, whatever.
Here we go, I got it.
Semi automatic, not bad, Shal.
I like this, OK.
I've got a good aim.
Let's go.
No, me to drive or you drive?
Good old pump action.
Stop it.
Oh, yeah.
You drive or me drive?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
We're going to be back this.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
God, y'all.
But shooting at those empty houses.
That should do the trick.
Good idea.
Let's get it.
And then just back.
Not bad?
Holy movement, I feel like stomping right now.
Look at this.
Holy movement, I feel like I'm on an army right now.
Yeah, we're both fucking frauds, bro.
Alright, let's head out.
I'll drop.
Let me drop the bus.
Yeah, get in there.
Dude, oh my god.
I'm so hungry, Ron.
Hey, I'm hungry.
I'm Ron.
Alright, see you later, Jasmine.
Thanks for the chaka.
Hey, Jasmine, I'll be back later when my son and my wife's not here.
Ugh, hell husband, dude.
What's she gonna say?
Is she evil?
Oh, okay, just an awkward scene.
Just give me my Jasmine.
I'm from Australia, mate!
Oh god
Motel I'm gonna have like piss in it. I was supposed to check out bad jokes. That's bad jokes
I'm gonna get that joke out
Wait, she's not a snitch on us. How much you want about she snitches on us. How much you want to bet? No
No, no, I'm fucking tell me how she looked out of this but when she drove away when we're doing wait wait
Hey, it's me. I got some information about
Oh
This is definitely harvey's penthouse. Yep. Oh, I called it
You got it?
Bro, Harvey is such a charred!
Dude, holy shit, he's got a house, though.
Oh, that's your type of house, bro.
Oh, no, it's your wife.
Does she miss me?
Oh, she knows I'm at- I'm on the run.
And then- and then a six-foot-nine black dude comes down and says,
It says it's okay baby, we're good.
No, her water's breaking.
She's water breaking?
I'm gonna miss my son's birth?
No, I'm gonna miss my son's birth?
No, Carol, wait for me!
No, my life's gonna, I'm gonna miss my son's birth.
Not your son.
El dad, what do you want me to do, man?
I'm on the run.
El dad, El dad, El dad on the job.
I'm like most wanted right now in the world.
Hey, can you stop by that phone booth over there?
Oh god, don't make the room go.
Are you sure you can get a display?
I sure hope so.
God, this guy looks like Mooda.
It's actually terrifying.
One of the most flea.
Should I stop at this pay phone?
Yeah.
I think you should, Ron.
I think you should, because I think my food is here.
Well, there's your phone.
Yup.
Where's you?
I'll look around.
Make sure to get us that plane.
Make call from the phone?
Oh my god, we're gonna be in the plane just like how the flashbacks were.
for the call
I saw you stand on the other side so cool
maybe I could get some change there that's so cool because I thought it was
flashing to the end but it flashed to where we're gonna be that's so cool
everybody's this man you're meant to fuck up man what do you want man give me
those fucking quarters in your head I want to make a phone call I wasn't you
know over there oh how about I just point a gun at you bro yeah was it a
as bad as they say. It's worse. War, man. Please don't get me started. I don't want to.
Curly magazines? Give me some cigarettes.
Fuck you, Arthur.
Oh shit, a rat. I said, get back for a little snack.
Thanks. What are you doing over here with this girl bar?
Well, hello there, handsome. Hey, I got a wife on me.
Hey, I got a wife on me.
What?
You're married, man.
Hey, nice run. Nice run.
I actually like your master
Let's see someone who's passionate about their work
What do you mean? I'm not working
You're not?
No, I'm just hanging out
Alright then, I'll leave you alone
Good luck with the hanging out
Thanks
Ron, look where I'm at
Do the thing, come on, do the thing, Ron, do the thing
I'm out of payphone trying to call him all the time
Don't fuck yourself
It's not really classic when you do it like that, bro
Hey, it's Vincent. Yeah, I'm fine. Thanks. Look, I need to fly somewhere.
If you're thinking about it, I made Payphone more relevant than Payphone made me relevant.
Bro, I think that song has like 5 billion streams.
Thanks to me?
What?
Wait. Wait.
What?
Hold on. Rhonda got a problem.
Where is she?
Oh, it's about my wife. It's about my wife.
Okay. Thanks.
It's about my friggin' wife!
No!
Hey, did you get her to explain?
Yeah. Yeah, I did.
But I need to go.
What? What are you talking about? Are you okay?
I'm fine. But I need to be somewhere else right now.
Hey, you can't just walk away.
I'm not walking away.
But something happened, and I need to be there, all right?
Vincent.
Come too far to back down now.
You need to talk to me.
Wait, Nick, 8.30, say!
Talk to me!
Never back down, never what?
Chata, I'm on my phone, because my food is almost here.
Wait, wait, Ron, look!
Ron!
Oh, God, Ron!
Gage, Gage, Gage!
RUN!
Gage, Gage, actually Gage, oh Gage, oh Gage!
Oh brother, oh brother!
He has experience.
Okay, fine.
It's my wife.
She's-
Holy shit!
No!
No!
Get out of here!
Dodge, dodge, death, dodge!
Shit!
The gun's going to come on!
We have no gun. I don't know
Called strafing kid lock in
This should buy some time nice we're gonna get out of here. It doesn't realize it's a pole door not a push
You know I look up there the vent. I see it
Leo get out there and I'll push the floor
Come on bro, I don't got all day here. I'm moving as fast as I can
back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back,
Go, go!
ARE YOU BRAINED!?
Come on.
It's ok. I think this guy is CT. Look...
I think he's CT.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Oh JT's figuring...
Oh no.
Oh no, it's learning!
It's learning!
GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO!
Jinks?
Oh
We're gonna like a seal god this is crazy this thing
Only L.A. by this guy
I'm begging you. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. What the fuck bro?
What's your friggin deal?
Ambush! Ambush! Ambush!
Ambush!
Holy shit! Holy shit!
I got him! I'm coming! I'm coming! I'm coming!
God help! What are you doing?
Let me stick it to my staff!
Here.
Oh no. It's over.
I got you, I got you, I got you, I got you, I got you!
Let him go, you son of a bitch!
Oh, you're choking him out!
Oh! Oh!
Kill him! Kill him!
Yep, he's dead! Yep, he's dead!
Nice! Nice!
Nice, guys!
Look, I don't know what's going on with you, but we need to finish what we started.
True.
Harvey's going to keep sending guys like this, yeah, I know, do you?
Then why the hell did you want to leave all of a sudden?
Bro, but I'm going to miss the son.
My wife, she's in the hospital.
What's the problem?
We just had a baby.
That's my son, bro.
Congrats, man.
I don't want to miss this, bro.
Trust me, I'm happy.
I can't miss this, bro.
It's like taking your daughter or son to Disneyland when they're four.
Like, are they going to remember that? No, it's a waste of money.
I don't care if it or not. You've got to go see your kid.
Whatever's going on between you two, it's still your kid.
I know, you're right.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
No. You're right.
Of course I am. You know I am.
Oh, Ron, I think somebody's robbing me. Someone's robbing me.
Yes, I think so.
Why would you not wait till the-
Here's what we're gonna do.
We're gonna go to the hospital.
You're gonna see your kid, and then we go get that play.
You with me?
Yeah.
I'm with you.
Vincent, I need to trust you on this one.
You can trust me.
All right then. Let's go.
Geech.
Oh my god, you know.
I could tell it was your first kid.
You could.
I was alarmed.
Listen, listen, listen. Yeah.
False. Oh my god, I'm missing so much.
Back in the hospital.
Shhh. Shhh.
The way you were holding your baby and shit.
I mean sorry about the shit part. I I didn't mean it in a bad way, you know, but
Yeah, anyway, it's a great thing watching you kick well
Yeah, I can imagine it is
What's wrong man?
What's the problem with you and your wife?
Look
Is she cheating on me?
I can't produce!
Bro, that's what I'm afraid of!
Oh!
Everything went to hell, and I ended up in prison.
Bro, so we're both actually good guys who got framed, bro?
Well, I cheated on my wife.
Yeah.
What are you sucking on, bro, here?
Wait, but if I can't produce, and we have a kid, wait.
Wait, that doesn't add it up.
if i can't produce
oh my god harvey fucked your wife
find
that's the receptionist
well one second someone's breaking into my room
these signs are so
i hate these people
let's do this one
i don't know they seem pretty straightforward
no bro you need to get some more
go to the right
go to the left
and then go fuck yourself
I'm sorry, I'm not.
Do you know what you're looking for?
No.
I don't remember.
You know why you're here?
Not really.
Do you?
What?
Ron, I'm lagging.
I'm lagging.
I'll call someone who can help you out, okay?
What should I?
Ron, I have bad internet right now.
No, come on, Russ.
I found the maternity ward.
We need to take the elevator.
probably not even 10% on the game, let's go.
Good evening.
Can I help you, sir?
Yeah, you can.
My friend is looking for his wife.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I can only give that information out to relatives.
Okay, sure.
One moment, I'll be right there.
Get over here.
I'll be right there.
Are you eating chips?
I'm doing a shit about myself, I'm out of here.
Rob, I'm on it.
elevator, you gonna come or not?
let me know now.
why leave?
come on Vincent, let's go.
let's go, bro.
sound like Los Polos right now.
Wait, jeech.
Don't see no, don't see no.
Where is that?
That's what I thought.
You guys seem familiar. Have I seen you before?
Nah, I don't think so.
Nine? Okay, whatever.
But your faces are so familiar.
Jank, scare ready, but put the chips down, dead ass.
What do you want to do here?
What do you want to do here?
What do you want to do here?
What do you want to do here?
Knock him out!
Hey.
Yeah?
Oh no, we just determined the rest of the game, right, Jeech?
See?
Problem solved.
Oh, Jeech.
He's going to wake up and he's going to remember us, Jeech.
Ron, remember, in life, always, Q's virus.
What? Bad ending, dude. That's all.
So, you excited to see your baby? Oh my god, I can roleplay as Lacy. Understandable. I was nervous too.
Oh my god! You'll be fine. Oh my god, you're Lacy!
Whoa! Ah! Ah, my back!
How many guys is it take to fix the light bulb?
Excuse me, this is the maternity ward, right?
Yes, it's over here. Are you the father?
No, I'm not, but my buddy is. I'll get him.
Vincent, here.
One Vincent, come here, follow her.
Sorry, man, he's shutting out.
Excuse me, ma'am. My wife, she's had a baby.
What's the name, please?
Uh, Carol.
We're ready.
Right, just follow me, sir.
Thank you.
Sir, did you just assume...
Wait, did he just assume?
Oh, grab my penis.
Hey, Leo. You coming?
Yeah, I'm right here. I actually can't follow you.
Come on, your face.
Am I about to see your wife go walk in?
Thanks.
Where's my baby boy?
My baby boy!
Oh my god, you missed the birth.
Hey Carol.
No, I missed the birth.
You okay?
I'm fine.
Uh oh, she's back.
Vincent, what are you doing here?
Never push President or something.
No jinxing the chat.
Just my daughter too.
Oh, it's not even my son. Oh
This is
It's nice to meet you, man
Yeah
Baby girl
I'll leave you guys alone
I'll be waiting outside. Oh
W-friend man and congrats by the way
See like what in the police expect me to be here though, you know what I mean
Wouldn't it be so that we're not all that holler heavy res
Stop being creepy Ron give us some space from Debbie res
Res her nicely
Ron give us some space you creep oh
What the baby shit?
Still my corner. I'll sue you work this kid's gonna be somebody better than anybody ever knew
She's so beautiful I want to cry, Rona, what a cry.
You know, I miss you.
Vincent, please.
I love you so much.
I just have to finish this.
You have to trust me.
And then we're off to Tahiti, then we're off to Tahiti.
What do you want me to say?
I just want you to trust me, okay?
Things will be different.
You keep saying that, but you're gonna get yourself killed.
I can't live with that.
I'm not gonna let that happen.
I promise.
You have to trust me, Carol.
Angie please I got this I got this
Got a job watch George Lopez at four in the morning when you woke up
Hey, Ron yep, you got this thing
Thank you, bro
I told you it was really dumb to come here
that's not why that's not why bro it's so obvious that I'm gonna visit my wife
Okay, okay, we hope that we hope that the hostage
No shooting we're in the hospital. Okay, let's go
That actually a roll a wall
Wait, did she know she did it did she did she set us up
No, she did it. No, they saw the body that we knocked out dumbass
Go.
What are you, Batman?
Shit.
Oh, good luck, JC.
You're on a solo mission.
There he is!
He's running for it!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, brother!
Oh, shit.
Transition.
What?
Transition.
One round for the transition!
He's over there!
He's got you under arrest!
Under arrest?
How about under the rest?
Because I'm under here!
Oh my god, nice run!
Nice run!
Stupid bitch!
I'm out of here!
Nice run!
I'm out of here!
Go Ronnie, go Ronnie!
My head!
There is a mecha-chameleon right behind me!
Excuse me!
Ah!
There!
Oh
Holy transition shots
Okay, oh
No, oh shit, you touched me. I'll sue you. I'll sue you
back away nice run oh no no stealth stealth stealth stealth
run you got to be smart you got to be smart cut this way follow where he went
Follow where he went follow where he went follow where he went. Shh. Let me have my moment
All right, here's what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna take down all three of them with the art of fucking karate. No, just go to the door
Robin the joint
Oh, no, oh, no
You got this beat
Come on, walk! Come on, walk! Come on, walk!
I need to get up to that bend.
Come on, walk!
I just realized, wasn't I only serving six months of prison? Why would I do this shit?
I should have just left you.
I was serving 14 years and you'd let me to death, kid.
How'd I get a fuck?
Well, that should work, a chair.
No, chairs are OP.
If you see it, oh no.
Run, run!
Come on, come on!
Hey, come on!
Who on this, huh?
Who on this?
Oh my God, get his ass, run!
Get him!
Who on this?
Get him, run!
Get him!
Oh my God!
Are you the black what the fuck was that who's next?
Who's next so fast
let's go not here put the lamp in his ass Ron put the lamp in his ass
hold on
who the fuck get the fuck out of here
put the lamp in his ass
oh bitch
Perry
stop me
oh
you had a warman
it ain't over
that's a man
I'm not here
that's a fucking warman right here
I got this feet. Oh
Check that painting check if there's a mega command in
It's good you're good
It's walking me to this. Oh, that's why that's why that's why
I'm afraid of heights run run. I'm afraid of height
Oh my god I'm not getting...
Oh no no no no no no no no no no
Gitch
Oh god, oh god
Huh?
Fass
Oh I moved, I moved my back
yeah yeah check the bed check the bed fucking idiot yeah yeah oh I don't know
maybe he's in the bed
can you go any faster Vincent in one day he break a cage and he get this get
take it easy
shut the fuck up
I'll put the gun down
if you put it
get over here
hold on hold on
you fuck out my face
fuck
beacuse your door
back up I said
how much ammo do you have in that mag
how much ammo do you have in that clip
these are mags
These are Mags! These are Mags! These are not Cliffs!
Wait, hold on now! Holy transition!
Yeah, this game's got a spot.
Wait, this game's a movie!
These games are great.
Oh, God.
Oh, damn it.
Holy shit.
Wait, this game is actually a movie.
Hold on.
I'm surrounded, Rondale.
Just act like them.
Peep-a-doo-dee-doo.
Chillin' out.
I might play some class way out.
Good evening, man.
Careful, they're gonna know it's a loser.
Yeah, yeah, no shit Sherlock. I'm moving as fast as I can.
Yeah, there's one behind you, you bald bastard.
Yeah
I think you move I think you move now no much of it. He's staring at me
I got this
He's literally still
now the girl she's a girl the girl the girl the counter she knows you're there
too right now go go go go go does she know I'm going I'm going away I'll
Oh, we made it, we made it, we made it.
Nine, nine, one, one, one.
I blew my back out, pause.
Oh my god, you got a hostage.
God, you're crazy.
I'm in Jerry's team.
I said back up. I'll kill myself
Come on, let's go why would I shoot on my top?
No, no, are you Jason?
Where are you going are you leaving me?
I'll take you right!
I'll take you right!
Where's the guns?
Where's the guns?
Where's the guns?
I'm gonna dive right into them!
Oh god, oh god!
Itch, Gitch!
I'm taking them all out, GTA style!
Drive right into them!
Oh god! Oh god!
Gitch! Gitch!
I'm taking them all out! GTA style!
Leech at Twitter.
They know I'm here.
Oh my god
So that's straight at the end is how I know you won that fmf yet
That's straight at the end is how I know you want fmf. Thank you, bro. Oh
My god, bro
Plain scene.
Bro, I'm also afraid of heights.
Holy immersion, plus one in the chat.
You're such an idiot.
Good.
I'm gonna be honest, this looks like it's gonna crash, bro.
I would never get in this.
Does this thing fly doesn't fly fucking bike? Yeah, of course it flies fucking idiot. Where we going?
Mexico Mexico Mexico you got to be kidding me. That's way too far. I don't find you got to go
You got to do it Emily you know I always pay you good if you want to go to Mexico
You're gonna have to pay me way more than good. We'll be the water wait. What exactly is she trying to say?
She wants us to fuck her
I give her a try. This one? Yeah.
Where are you going?
Okay. Not to be that guy, but there's no way
we have the gas fuel storage to get to Mexico in that tiny
ass prop lane. I just wanted to chat.
You gotta believe me. I'm telling you the truth. I would never say anything.
I would never do that. You know that. Oh no. Oh no.
Oh, they're gonna kill him!
Gidge! Gidge!
Dude, it's Ray, the guy we fucking beat up.
Oh, he let him live, bro!
He let him live!
W Harvey, bro! W Harvey!
We need more men.
How many?
All of them.
All of them.
W. Harvey, he let him live.
What a good fucking guy, maybe he's so evil after...
No! No, no!
Oh, where?
Hey, here you go.
Hey, Vincent, who is this Emily, really?
Don't even ask.
All right
Eating a little honey mustard landing spot. Let me see
Yeah, but it's gonna be a long walk through a dense jungle
That's fine
You could also parachute down here. That would get you way closer
No, thanks. I'm not good with heights. I'm not good with heights wait Emily
Do you have parachutes here? I do. Hello Vincent. You're crazy. I was crazy time that would save us
I don't care. I haven't even seen a parachute before. It's not that hard. You just pull a cord
Right Emily. Well technically you're right
come on what do you say okay what's more fun here like I think we got a
parachute no I'm with you yeah yeah all right all right I mean how hard can it be
right don't worry you'll figure it out do you want to be big spoon or little
food on the parachute that's not even I want to jump out with no parachute and
you got to chase me in the air so you have more adrenaline to catch me what
oh whatever I think you were just basics I get silly die when you come on
media like I'm 700 pounds I just fall out of the sky dude you can catch up to
me bro sorry that's just it's it's it's coming with just get it on the plane
Okay, got it
Oh, those are guns, I think no, that's our parachute
Pimpin ain't easy Emily Pimpin ain't easy. Let's turn off the fossil fuel here it is. I'll just give it to Emily
Hey, Emily. I got your logbook Emily
Emily do I trust you to drive planes I know this one Emily who doesn't know how to drive a car right
I need you locked.
Alright, alright.
Turn off fuel flows, turn off fuel flows, hold on, hold on.
Yeah, I don't really work on big machines, I know it's hard to believe.
I don't know where the fuel flow would be.
This is it. Now look.
I'm aware of that, Emily! Hit me a minute!
Oh, we're over here. There's our contact screws.
Mind attaching over me?
Come on, I'll meet you on the plane, bruh.
Alright, Emily!
Oh my god! Wait! You know how we were getting st-
Oh my god, this is catching up now!
This is about to determine our, we actually just determined our end then.
Good luck everyone!
Here we go.
Let's do this.
Alright bro, we're heading to Mexico with our big ass guns.
Ready lock and shh.
back to where we were oh my god you nervous no you a little bit just enough
to keep me focused you know that's good yeah good mindset
You know, I've been thinking about your situation with your wife.
I might have a solution for it.
What is it?
What is it?
You should write her a letter.
What?
Look, I don't mean to interfere, but I had a similar situation with Linda.
I decided to write her a letter and it worked I laid it all out and she gave me a second chance
Oh, I'm saying that writing a letter really help. I'm mood a backup. I mean, of course. It's up to you
I mean, I'm just saying that it wasn't for me, but it doesn't have to you know anyways, look, I'm just saying
Who's a good thing? That's all
You feel me? I want to kill the fuck out of Barbie type
I don't know if it's cinema or not, it's just an idea, it's just, anyway, congrats on the baby, I'm really happy for you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Make sure to take the bus, driver.
Wow, here we go.
Alright Emily, drop us.
Good luck everybody, I turn now.
now
Everyone thanks the bus driver. Thank the bus driver. Thank the bus driver.
You go first Ron you're going first
By the way, I never played it. I'm not pulling till I second. I'm getting a better job. I'm getting better jobs than everyone
Daddy's got you! Daddy's got you!
Daddy's got you!
OHHHH!
OHHHH!
Daddy's got you!
Oh.
Oh.
All right.
One, two, three!
No!
Oh, my God!
You know who?
I thought I could have him!
All right. This is ridiculous.
She works that I packed I show up like I'm gonna get to my landing spot
Come on Ron you got this feet seems like it's pretty easy man
Like we're just going to run you ready for the prompt the prompts gonna come up soon telling you to play your parachute
Put it put it
He's got you
Daddy's got you run oh
I'm driving the bus. Oh brother
This was my weakness
Okay.
Ron, is it just me or my death perception is out of whack, but I don't think I'm getting
any closer to this thing.
Do you feel it out of my pants?
It's just a water bottle.
Hello.
I want no more.
Ron, I don't think I'm getting any closer to this thing, bro.
It's just a water bottle I packed.
I'm so down for the fucking three and close my arm.
Bro, am I getting closer?
What?
Okay, I made it with my penis.
What is that?
That's it.
Bro, Ron, I'm not going to make it.
Ron, I'm not going to make it.
Okay, I made it with Spongebob!
What did you just say?
No, it's okay!
Bro, Ron, I'm not gonna make it!
Ron, I'm not gonna make it!
I get hard where I'm nervous, man!
Give me a smile!
Just keep in mind that you'll break a lot more than me!
Bro, I'm already under it!
What did I do wrong?
Yeah, I got you!
Don't fucking drop me!
Just don't watch me, okay?
I made it! Don't drop me!
Oh
Tall saved my life
That was the last time I listened to your fucking ideas take it easy you're still alive, aren't you?
I'm just saying I almost died. Whoa, just take it easy man. Oh shit
Dranking Josh reference. Yep. I know I know just you think Harvey's got the diamond. I do it makes you so sure about that
I don't know it got feeling like she kind of looked like a
I didn't serve to sell something like that all along.
Just how the hell you thought of it?
I thought you were going to say something way different.
Well, I'm actually good at what I do.
Come on.
Grab my hand.
Did they got Wi-Fi out here?
Hey, get it covered.
They did this to us.
What's up?
Get his vocal.
Get this shit.
It was like Tahiti.
Two of them.
Me.
Yeah.
Stay low.
Let's flank them.
All right.
Run.
Ready?
Aim.
Wait, wait, wait.
Shoot the guy on the right.
Shoot the guy on the right.
Shoot the guy on the right.
Me.
Fuck it.
All right, to the guy on the right, to the guy on the right.
Oh fuck, oh fuck, MEO!
Fuck it.
All right, yeah, I know this, no, I know this.
Probably should have picked a shotgun, bro, fuck.
Daddy will carry you, but only.
I think that's all of them.
Go.
Come on, MEO.
Let's move.
What do you mean, classic chat?
I can shoot any gun, I just prefer shot down to my style of flak.
Tell me get down with the get down.
Run me home, I want an outfit that's just for a reason.
Get over here and help me, will ya?
I want us to watch my highlights real quick, we can pause the game.
No.
Bro, no, you need to let that video rest.
Oh, sorry.
Bah!
Oh
My god
Shit
We like what
With your friends
About Gmod? Classic.
Let's go through there.
Oh, shit.
This is it! Get over here!
Keep up bro, come on.
Oh, shit.
Bro, this guy's trying to fucking wallbang.
Look at him!
I'm going up, I'm going up, I'm going up, I'm going up, I'm going up, I'm going up.
I'm gonna kill him for you, okay?
Ow!
Wrong way!
I got you, I got you, I got you.
Flank him! Flank him! Flank him!
You fucking crazy? I was crazy once.
I come out the door.
It's not good luck.
Holy shit, I gotta see.
Stand up here and keep you covered.
Holy shit, sorry.
Go where?
Got one.
Oh my god, I'm gonna get a montage on him.
That's good rain.
that's good that's good that's good I feel like stopping right now pull oh my
god you should have you me you ass hey
Run! Stop!
Fucking problem!
Enemy combatant!
You can't find out the ladder.
You can't find out the ladder.
Yeah, you can't wall bang in this minus one minus one come here me oh oh my god
I almost got shit on I feel like I'm getting ambushed you can't put that in
that out enemy combatants run
good rain good rain good rain on the tower
yeah I really don't know if I should have brought the shotgun for this game
and fuck! This is not Siege!
You can put that little out!
The more you say it, the more crazy I am.
Hey, I'm stuck, I need help.
Wait, step bro, should I come to you?
Yeah, yeah, you gotta get over here.
Where are you, step bro?
I don't know, you gotta climb that little ladder.
Run! Where are you at?
Too much stuff, not enough space?
Remember that commercial?
Run where you at?
You gotta come wait on randomly fire. I'm gonna run to you. Oh
That's weird because it picked up your audio come over here, bro. You think you go right up. You know of this
You're by the sniper tower dude, please use your brain look I go to the sniper tower
over here oh
Oh I see haha!
Sweeeeeet!
Dude you're going the wrong way still.
No no no.
I seen I seen I seen come on come on come on.
Sweeeeeet!
I found it.
You can't pull that little out.
I'm coming down.
I'm coming down I'm coming down.
Go the other side bro.
Sweeeeeet!
Brub, you've seen the original clip?
So, how old are you guys?
19?
SLEEED!
That's the original clip!
What are you, huh?
Too bad I'm not looking.
Look at this fucking beautiful island.
I want to live in a beach right now.
Mexico is this beautiful.
What the fuck?
I got just the same shit.
They said, help!
This is... help.
You can't find any of that now.
Shut up!
I'm done, I'm done.
Bro, there's more?
Aware.
Ambush.
Stop and mode activate!
Stop and mode activate!
How good is my aim? Is he going to aim or battery?
I'm not stoppin' I'm not stoppin' HELP!
I know I'm in mode activated.
More of them coming.
Oh god.
into the tower, into the tower!
Grim, Grim, Grim!
Don't even choke man, don't even choke man.
More and more!
Enemies, Enemies, Enemies!
All right, fuck it! Stop and mode activate!
They closed the door on us?
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Come on. Let's go. There's a yellow checkpoint over there. There's a yellow
Check one over there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah skin in the bones
You know
Chat saying get a beer I'll wait we're not saying get a beer right away. Oh, where it's glitched. Let's go back
You're scared, now you're your skin and bones, and I never, just something beautiful.
You know I love you so.
What do I, what do we just try?
Now.
Over here.
Ron, come to the car, come to the car.
Where daddy?
We got a W-Matter Daddy in the Matter Daddy.
Pop the brother out, yeah?
Hey Ron, what's the matter about it?
Well, nothing much, how about you?
Now why the hell did we do that?
Geech. Alright.
I get a geech and it actually worked.
Alright!
Flubba-subba, bubba-subba, bubba-subba, way out, alright!
Oh shit, rare.
What if one?
Fuck, this should be-
Yeah, I'm changing my fucking weapon. Let me get an M4 now. I'm stomping Josh. I go to SMG. Yeah, your name
LMG
I'm gonna shoot the lock off
I'm such a high IQ gamer. Haha, you know my IQ is a 74. It's not bad
Get in here
3, 2, 1, go!
3, 2, 1, go!
Nice!
Nice!
Get down!
Jesus shit!
You're a dead man!
Bad aim!
Bad aim!
He's spraying!
He's a sprayer!
He's a what?
Well bang!
Good point I did that though!
Well bang!
I'm out of here bro, hold on.
This shit is a burst? I hate bursts.
What?
Catch this!
What are you...
VAAAHHH!
Alright, hacker or pro.
Hacker or pro.
Yeah, we might actually...
That's my first step in an hour, asshack.
What were you saying? Couldn't hear you.
I might be the what?
I might be the who to the what now.
Distract or shoot the thing or distract.
Shoot him.
I can't put anyone down.
Shoot it, shoot it, shoot it.
Nice guys.
Guys, nice.
Come on, come on, come on.
Help me daddy, help me.
I'm dead, mountain lord.
This shit kind of fits in my toy for camos.
Harvey, where are you at, you little cock?
Harvey-
I'm here, Harvey!
Harvey, you've been a naughty boy.
I know you bent my wife!
Ah!
Barring, barring.
Barring, barring by me, too.
Harvey, you can have sex with my wife.
Just let me get out of here alive.
What if it's Steve Harvey this whole time?
We've seen the guy twenty times ass-hack.
Who knows?
What if he's a chameleon and he changes?
Does he know?
Into the left, into the left!
Don't ever get an SMG, by the way.
Might be the worst gun in the game.
What are we a spot on there?
They're everywhere!
Master Skywalker!
There's too many of them!
What should we do?
You're actually a dwarf.
But it's not a dwarf.
But it's not a dwarf.
Chad, aware if you know you know.
but I'm aware if you know you know diving board I kind of looks like a
diving board for one I mean where are you coming coming Ron coming jinxie
coming jinxie column jinxie column are you sure you want to do this before we
go in bro I'm not ready to die Randy I've never been more sure that's not my
name let's go Mr. Lay is Trilobark boys reference if you know you know
Oh SHIT, THERE HE IS! THERE HE IS!
Oh my god, how does he have her?
We gotta get closer, come on!
Careful, bro, he's got an RPG.
Short or big?
And stop. Two countries. He is better than us.
Bro, these guys are on a slide, cancel!
I stop yeah, we're gonna slide cancel. Yeah, we're like stop and disciples
I'm sorry, bro. They have good movement though
Wait my email a million better better
Whoa great lots of kind of
I
Hey Harvey, we're here we're here
He's got us all nice the Darth Maul
How's he alive?
Where do you think he got his shoes alive?
Where do you think he got his shoes from?
Darth Vader.
Wait, is he gonna...
He's gonna kill himself.
Don't even think about it.
Slide it over.
Surprised he had a scar face.
No! Don't do it!
Don't do it!
Here you go.
Leo confronts
This was all you. Are you sure this is like remember back in the day? Okay? Remember? Oh my god
You know why it might be me remember when I gave the jewel and he shot the gun was that me or is that you?
This is the gun he shot
Wait, okay, but to be fair
This guy killed my brother and then framed me for it
Should I blow his head off?
I haven't wanted to get my hands on this motherfucker since we started the game.
Hope you like anal, Harvey.
What's the most you've ever fitted up there?
Cheetos?
Perchandler.
One more word from you, and I'll put a bullet in your face wait wait wait
Leo I
Still got it. We're here for right what I mean. It's all yours. It's in the safe over there
You can take it. Yeah, we'll just shoot you then take it come on. What get up go
Open up the safe
You motherfucker walk quicker
Open up the safe boy! Stop lolly-gagging! You need that diamond. I'm diamond one!
Oh no, there's a gun here. Oh my god, Jinxie, there's a gun! Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no,
No
Run I'm shaping this way. I'm shaping this way. I'm gonna keep going this way
I
What the fuck wrong
Plus one let him go
Why do I keep going this way just just wait i'm just going this way i'm saving saving
Run my chair's too heavy I can't lift it up!
Run it slower!
Jinxie you have to move around!
Am I dumb? What do you guys want me to do? Move?
Ron you gotta help me!
Ron you gotta help me!
Ron you gotta help me! Right here in business office!
You think you have to come to my house?
Why am I supposed to?
Just give up!
I don't know what to fucking do!
No
Hold on hold on it's got like two points immersion. Give me a second. All right. I know I know wait wait
It's gonna give me a prompt push this way this way put it down now. I have to push him into this thing
Hold on don't you don't you stop?
You're gonna die
You got him you got him oh my god, oh you're a psychopath bro. You're a psycho listen we did it
Oh
Brother
Swat team swat team
Guys
Get on the bike!
Get on the bike, bitch!
Bitch!
Let her lose this!
Let her lose this!
We're going shopping!
Too slow! Thanks for the diamond and the money, bitch!
Come on, boy!
Hey, Harvick!
Let's go!
Oh god, it's driving, this is, it's going.
I'm good luck in here.
Jump them into each other.
Jump them into each other.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
It's not gonna be speeding up.
It's not gonna be that fast.
Hey!
Okay, we keep our distance from it.
Am I on the top or the bottom?
I'm on the top, right, okay.
You can see my bike's too fast.
You can see my bike's too fast.
Oh my god, they're gonna run you over.
You can see my bike.
You can see my bike.
Shit.
Don't you dare touch the smoke!
BERRY! BERRY!
This guy sucks!
This guy sucks, BERRY!
I wanna die!
SHUT UP!
I think so, you gotta get out of there.
What are you doing?
I need to have that extra-
RON! I'm entering flow state!
Get off the road!
STOP AND MOVE ACTIVATE!
Okay, I'm entering flow state.
EXTRA-ANIMALLY MOVE ACTIVATE!
Oh, no!
NO! NO! ANYTHING BUT THEM! ANYTHING BUT THEM!
Oh shit, I actually activated the wrong mode.
Good luck, everyone!
Oh my gosh.
Run focus, run focus! Run focus!
WOLLA focus! WOLLA!
WOLLA focus!
Oh my...
It's like the matrix!
Oh my god!
It's like the matrix!
Stick this landing, stick this landing.
Blow up!
Blow up!
This game is actually good!
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh
No, oh, no
Run I'm dead Jinxie dad Ron Jinxie dad
Don't do it, bro. I'm Jinxie dad. Do you see him the swamp?
Wait a minute
I can't talk right now!
I'm not!
No!
I'm just with my friend!
I will pull you in five minutes!
Give me a fucking second!
Hang up the phone, Ronald!
Go, go, go!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Oh no!
What is that mean?
Somebody help!
Help me, Tom Cruise!
Help!
way you're gonna die. It's a tank brother, they have a tank.
Yeah, that's it for sure. Get back over here.
Oh no. Run. Run away, you're gonna die.
Jigsie. Jigsie.
I always double back for a friend.
Leave me to die. I always...
Hop on, hop on, hop on.
I always double back for a friend.
Run, I need good aim out of you. I need good aim out of you.
name on you stop and mode stop and mode activate
stop and mode activate please
106 106 keep driving focus on your driving wait I can't get on the plane
I got to get on the plane!
Run!
We're gonna have to jump this plane!
Are you ready, Ron?
Ron, get ready!
Look forward as it!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Jump, jump, jump!
Get to the choppa!
Run, wait, run, wait!
Take my hand!
Take my hand!
Oh, drop me!
Oh, drop me!
Ow, ow!
No jumping!
Yes! We did it!
Shit! That was close. You okay?
Yeah, I'm fine.
Hey Emily! Great flying!
You guys are crazy! Vincent, you're gonna have to pay me triple for this!
Emily, I'm not how I thought, Penn. You're about to get the... you're about to get the special thing to do with us, Joe.
You're not gonna hear me say this often. But thanks.
You too, Leo.
Tall.
Damn, we made it all.
You know what?
All happy, bro.
I think I'm gonna write that letter to Carol.
That's a great idea.
Hey, Emily.
Holy good, Adam Paper.
Wait, now?
Why not?
It's a long way home.
You got anything better to do?
Not really.
Alright then.
Ron, we did it, bro.
Give me a hug.
Give me a fucking hug, bro.
Ron we did it my boy! Hey! A way out completed!
Wait they're saying emo only. Is this the end?
We did it bro. We actually did it. No that's the end of the game bro. We beat it.
We did it bro. Actually good ending Sin alone. We should be landing in 10 minutes.
Okay.
What's Leo up to?
Sleeping.
About time to wake him up then.
Yeah.
Are you okay Vincent?
Yeah.
You sure?
Yeah, I'm fine.
Leo, what?
I'm...
Yeah, we're there.
Yeah.
I'm not alive bro, this is cinema.
We did it, bro. We did it. Wow. We escaped the prison. Escaped fucking Harley. What a game. What a game.
Don't be cinematic in red shadows. I'm trying to think of what else could even happen because we got out of jail, we killed Harvey.
Wait, what?
Emily set us up.
Emily set us up.
No fucking way.
Hello?
Emily set us up?
Emily set us up. That was the girl with the crowbar earlier.
Nice.
Everybody stand down!
Oh my god.
Warden?
Oh no, jeez.
There's no getting out of this junk.
It's over. It's like a 20v2, bro.
Hold on.
How did he know to get the diamond?
There you go. Good job, Vincent.
Wait.
You! You!
I'm sorry, Leo.
What?
What?
What?
Don't do it!
I backdored you.
Wait, I backdored you?
Wait, what?
It's going to tell us how you, you watch things after everything.
I trusted you.
I back toward you?
Wait, lock in.
Lock in.
This was... yep, we saw this.
YOU'RE A PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR!
This is when Harvey shot the...
YOU'RE A...
I back toward you?
You're a private investigator.
OH MY GOD!
You...
You said...
You...
You told him to write a letter to Carol.
You...
You manipulated me!
I did not malyponate you.
Yeah, of course this. You can always trust me.
Oh my god! Oh my god!
I... I...
I was your friend!
Yeah, I'm sure you are.
All I did was just try to help you!
What do you think?
I was supposed to be in for six months!
And I could have taken the time!
You said me that I thought.
It is.
Please set me up!
You guys.
You're too.
Alright.
You got it.
Fine.
Bro, I'm sorry, Ron. I didn't... I'm sorry, bro.
What the fuck are you doing?
What do you mean you're sorry?!
We did this!
Join the area! Move in!
It's too late for sorry!
Who arrested me in the beginning?
No, you were knocked out.
No! Gary! Gary!
You framed me.
That's what it took down hardly.
Gary, stay with me. Please.
I'm sorry, please.
Somebody call an ambulance now!
And listen, Leo...
You're in big trouble, you understand?
Wait...
Wait...
Where's Harvey?
Where's the Black Warlock?
Oh my God.
What are you, deaf?
I shot your brother.
You think you're funny, don't you?
Well, you think you can just go and sell it on the street corner?
What are you, stupid?
Harvey, I'm sorry.
You, that's stupid.
That's why we want Harvey.
Oh my god, it's all making sense.
Bro, I haven't told you.
We're gonna rain down on your heart.
You got it?
I have not played a game like this, bro.
I was right behind the glass.
Oh my...
You're evil.
He's not gonna say a word.
Bro, I didn't know, bro.
I didn't know.
Oh, I don't know.
There's only one option now.
I'll get someone on it.
James, bro, if you want Harvey and the Black Orl
up, this is the only way.
God.
Just put me in a cell next to him.
Oh!
You're too close to this Vincent.
You better set this one out.
Gary was my brother, my flesh and blood.
And he's dead because of me.
I put him in that situation.
I need to do this, and you know it.
Just make it happen, James.
Oh.
Are you?
Don't you know it.
You're bad.
Don't do this, Leo.
So he helped me.
He helped me with everything.
He told me about Caryl and writing a letter.
No.
Somebody move!
Oh!
I'm fucking dead.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Ron put the gun down
Ron, please put the gun down
You're making a fascist decision
Nobody fucking move or this fucking truck gets it
Ron is starting to
You're making a fascist decision right now
Or this truck gets it
This is the only way he can kill me
I will kill him
Ron this is the only way he can kill me
I'm gonna get him this police car
And none of you guys are gonna fucking shoot
Put the gun down Ronnie Matz
Get in the fucking car! Go!
You don't move! You don't move!
You don't fucking move, you understand me?
You don't fucking move!
I'm fucking trusting you, Vincent! Leo, you need to calm down.
Calm down! Calm down!
Yeah, let me calm down. Look, calm down!
Angry! You haven't seen me angry yet!
You backstabbing pig!
I said, just calm down!
Just calm down! Calm down!
just calm down just calm down Leo these are the way things had to be don't do
this Leo I got a wife she's pregnant I just had a son daughter I fit daughter
How does that even matter?
You're a father.
Don't do this!
You gotta play the game, GG.
Leo, please.
This isn't fair.
I understand you're-
Fuck you!
You're gonna die otherwise, let it go!
I don't give a fuck!
You're a son!
Shut up, please, son!
You have nothing to say to me!
There's nothing different!
But I have a sa- I'm really sorry!
I'm really sorry-
I'm really sorry, Leo!
You gotta stop the car.
Leo, I'm sorry!
I don't hear this!
I don't hear this!
I can't believe you, you're fucking bad!
They're crazy.
You're fucking crazy.
Fuck the...
Motherfuck...
Motherfuck it!
Motherfuck it!
Motherfuck it!
Motherfuck it!
We drowned it?
What?
I can't drown! I can't drown! I can't drown! I can't drown! I can't drown like this!
Motherfucker!
Damn it!
Come on!
Fuck you!
Fuck you, follow each other!
Oh, no.
I can't let you get away!
We're going to death!
I'm going to kill you!
No!
Motherfucker!
Oh, no!
Are you fucking crazy?
Are you fucking crazy?
Oh, jeez!
You have this guy, jeez!
I'm not!
I'm in the sky, boy!
I'm not a bitch!
You're fucking crazy!
Are you fucking serious?
Array, marray!
Stop! This isn't you!
Stop! This isn't you, Vincen!
Stop! Stop! Stop!
You got my brother killed!
No, stop it!
You got my brother killed!
You're gonna die!
No, no, no, no, no!
No, you're gonna die!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Stop! This isn't you!
Give me a second, or I'll kill you!
Stop! Stop! Stop! Give me a second!
That's the rhyme! That's the rhyme!
I'm gonna make you faster!
Stop in mode! Activate!
YOU KILL MY BROTHER!
I'm gonna kill your- I'm gonna kill your daughter too, all mad!
WHAT THE FUCK?!
There! Down on the right!
See you running! Set a sound over there!
Okay!
Yeah, I dare you! Put down the gun, dick!
I said put down the gun! Get out of the gun, dick!
It's over, Hickey! I have the high ground!
Fight me like a man!
Alright, come on, hurry!
I'll go this way.
Where is he? Where is he? Where is he?
You can't hide forever, Leo!
Oh
Don't do it
Now get the hell out
Leo!
Leo!
Please stop this.
How's it feel to stab someone in the back?
I know you're disappointed, but Harvey killed my brother.
I had no choice.
I can't fucking believe this!
I'll talk to the captain.
We'll reduce your sentence.
My sin!
You're a dead man, you piece of shit!
What about your son?
Alex?
Shut the fuck up!
Don't you mention his name!
You don't go to jail!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
You don't get to mess with me
You hear that you piece of shit. You're a dead man. You piece of shit
No, oh, what's a 1v1 it's a 1v1 come on walk
It's a 1v1
Motherfucker you want to fuck around right?
You wanna fucking you want to shoot my fucking you want to shoot you want to backstab me are you fucking sick in the head?
Huh?
Are you fucking I said are you fucking sick in the head?
Answer me!
Not enough!
Now it's gonna be one-on-one!
One bullets!
Answer me like a fucking man!
Answer me!
Pardon me.
Answer!
Answer me.
Huh?
Don't panic him. Huh? I have the high ground. Huh? Huh?
Huh? Answer me, bitch. Talk to me! Talk to me, you motherfucker!
Oh
Listen, listen man, you don't have to do this just kidding you're a fucking but try me
I trusted you. I trusted you. You are me. I trusted you. I trusted you. I trusted you.
No
Fucker I trusted you with everything
And you betrayed me
What's one plus one
I trusted you with everything in my fucking life!
How could you?
Where are you?
No!
Don't move!
Move by there!
Fucker!
Don't do it!
Don't do it!
You make my daughter you make my daughter
Hey...
AAAAAH!!!!!
No!
No!
My, my son!
You, my, my son!
Any last words?
Vincent?
Ellie!
You!
You!
You!
You!
You!
You!
You!
You!
You!
You!
You!
You!
You!
You!
You!
You!
You!
Really.
Blast.
Wait.
Oh.
Oh, no.
It's...
What the fuck?
Take a break!
THE FOOL POOL POOL POOL POOL POOL POOL POOL POOL POOL!
Say goodbye Vincent.
I love you.
See you in hell motherfucker.
I trusted you.
You betrayed me.
So now, I betray you.
Fuck you, Vincent.
I rolled that note.
Give... my letter... to Carol.
I'm sorry for the broken promises and not being there when you needed me.
I'm sorry for no longer being the man you fell in love with.
My biggest regrets are all the moments
we didn't get to spend together.
From now on, I don't wanna miss a second together
with you and our beautiful daughter.
If you let me, I'll be the husband you once loved
and the father I know I can be.
Yours forever, Vincent.
...
...
...
He jumped off the ladder.
What did I do?
Oh.
Hey.
Son!
Hey, buddy.
Hi.
Do you have a father?
Hey.
Linda.
Are you guys ready to leave?
We are. Are you sure no one was following you?
Yeah, yeah. We're fine. Let's just get going.
Are you okay?
I am. We're fine.
Wow.
Two different lives.
What a game.
I was not expecting that, bro.
I was not expecting that, bro.
Oh my god.
Aim! Fire! Aim! Fire! Aim! Fire!
Three shots. Three shots.
Three shots.
Bro, I was not expecting that, bro.
What?
It was actually a plot twist.
Oh, that was a plot twist.
Lights.
What a fucking game.
I wasn't expecting that.
Dude, I feel like either side is not really wrong.
sides on her roll. Think about it, bro. And I killed you. You killed me. You moved your
daughter. You betrayed me. And I killed you and I'm with my son. Either way, one of us
didn't have to trade you because, um, hardly killed my brother. In the end, one of us was
going to die. And we didn't even know it in the beginning. We went from being brothers
to Betrayal.
Dude, but I can't believe...
I can't believe...
Vincent betrayed Leo
even after Leo told him to write that note to Karen.
I actually cannot believe that.
What?
What?
What a fucking game.
I'm not kidding actually peak actually good game
Actually good game like bro what I
Wasn't I wasn't expecting any of the last ten minutes. Oh my god, bro
Dude when she was reading the letter and it said he's excited to be like a father bro
that was that was damn that was actually cinema chat do we even watch the other
ending wait so was our 1v1 legit yeah I don't even know if I want to watch the
other ending well it's gonna ruin my immersion low-key like yeah that low-key
just like that's just something that I'll never have to live with yeah I think
if we watch the ending it's gonna like ruin my immersion to program that was a
That was a peak ass game, bro.
That was a peak ass game.
That was such a good game.
I can't believe we thought of this game like that.
Like literally randomly.
We were like, let's play this game.
Not even a day ago we thought of playing this.
And now look.
Bro, I was not expecting that.
I was not expecting this at all.
I thought this game was going to just be like,
some bullshit, bro.
I didn't see it going that direction, man.
What the fuck?
But guys, like, I don't want to watch the other ending
Cause like we got our ending, bro.
Our ending was natural.
That's the ending we got.
Damn, John, go.
Oh, that was peak.
That was peak, bro.
Play it takes two next.
Yeah, maybe next, bro.
That was peak.
Ron, thank you for playing, bro.
Hey, thank you, Jinxie.
W Jinxie, man.
Until next time, bro.
Dude, I can't.
So our one one was legit and I lost
Cause bro I was kind of coping
I was kind of coping
I thought you were gonna lose, I'm not gonna lie
I thought I was like destined to lose
I thought I was destined to lose
Yeah you just missed every single second
I ain't gonna lie
Alright Ron, I'mma hop off bro
Hey listen bro
Thank you for playing
W Jinxie in the chat
That was fun bro
See you in a couple days bro
In person
Yep
Damn
Ron, have a great night, bro.
See you, man.
Wow, man.
What a fucking game.
That was the first time I played a story game in like forever, bro.
And like.
I'm surprised you guys really enjoyed it this much.
I didn't think you guys would really sit here and watch a story game.
You know, sometimes I overthink it.
I'm like maybe I made people just really like when I IRL man
You guys really show up all the time, bro. It's really insane
Thank you guys for watching this man
I think the next story game I'm gonna be doing is GTA 5 I've never played the story
I'll probably do it in the next couple weeks
Do marathon for that because I've never played it
Then
Yeah, we'll go from there man, maybe last of us people are saying the last of us red dead you have to hold off
To get a W in the chat man, thank you to anyone who sub
Anyone who dough notes anyone who follows
Literally a whole desktop stream and y'all showed up a whole day
Thank you, bro
That's fucking thank you
You see the blue in the chat man doing the Twitter calm exhibition mark calm
Sense of the box exhibition work to your box. Yo
I'm live tomorrow
Yeah, man, what a fucking day that
That serious what a fucking day this was actually amazing
I love you boys.
I'm deadass serious.
I cannot believe this many people watch me play a story game man.
It shows me, uh, it shows me you guys really watch me for me man.
And I love you guys. See you tomorrow.
Force out.
You