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๐จ THE MILE RUN ๐จ STREAMER GAMES 2 DAYS ๐จ PRACTICE ๐จ WE HERE ๐จ IRL ๐จ ITS TIME ๐จ LETS GO ๐จ [twitter/insta stableronaldo] !po !com !sub
07-30-2026 ยท 0h 40m
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Stop!
Money was good! How you doing? How you doing?
Good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning!
XR didn't like him much!
What's up, Chad? Today's the day!
Good morning, Trap was good! XR was good!
MGIMT was good! Nanzanto was good!
Ooh, shit!
Ooh, shit!
Let me see a watch streak if y'all got a watch streak bruh.
Let me see a watch streak if y'all got a watch streak bruh.
Hey, hold on.
Pardon me.
Pardon me.
Pardon me.
Pardon me.
Pardon me.
Yo, Rift was good.
Agro was good.
Nio was good.
Reset was good.
What's good, Alex?
Good morning.
Good morning.
Shane was good.
Pardon me.
Pardon me.
Yo, 40.
40.
Yo 40 out what's good man name it a sub John name it a sub Trav got with a sub
Lucas name it a sub G made with a sub towards the sub carrot then I'm moving on to some G made with a sub
Carrot on the door on the side I'm crazy with a sub
Name it a sub Savage man name it a sub Scorpion what's good
Anthony what's going bro?
Hey chat who's ready for today jump up me
Yo jumps who's gonna tell you what's good
Hey, you want to sub save me maybe someone will get the hundreds of
I'm trying to free
JK, they never get the sub giant
What's good, JT's that what's good bro
What's good, what's good, what's good
Ken down what's good
Stop with the cat looking sideways bro
Check!
Today is the mile run
Yes! Yes! Yes! Who's excited? Today's the mile run! We're going for a record!
I stopped four minutes! Four minutes! Yo Nate gave it a one-year break with the subs!
Slicks with a sub-snow with some matter daddy!
Mr. John Raines Tyler was good!
Yo was good!
Hey!
E-mode of the day!
I need E-mode of the day!
What is the E-mode of the day today?
We're looking for a mile run today.
What is the E-mode of the day?
I need an E-mode of the day!
I need something with running!
Something that involves running!
Something that involves running!
Yo, Chronic, what's go-bro?
What's go-matter of me-ho?
What the fuck is the matter of me-ho?
Oh, shit!
E-mode of the day is this SpongeBob running!
I don't know what it is. Yo sophisticated wassup 23 months from avid was good was good was good
Good morning everyone a check. I look good. I
Know we do this every streamer, bro
Jared with the 10
Gifted can we all get a me ho in the chat? Thank you for the 10 fucking gifted fuck it man
Who wants to double that who's with me who wants to one up him?
Who wants to one up him man am I right? Oh?
Oh big belly was good man T1 was good Jared was good Gavin was good good morning
Good morning. Good morning. Just was good stuff. This was good Ron Ron's red bra
That is not a funny name. No one's gonna laugh at that. No
Good morning y'all
Today is the day
Today is the day me and you
Are gonna be doing the one mile run
My thing of the five
over under 14 minutes and 30 seconds that was our record last year what do we think
what do we think
Yo, what the fuck?
Yo, Oreo sassy with a 10 gift in thank you!
Yo Chris, are you dead ass?
Fuck you Chris, fuck you, fuck you.
Good morning everyone, good morning man.
It's actually so beautiful to see you guys man.
Did y'all miss me?
It's been one day. Hey, how many days in a row have we been streaming? How many days in a row?
Dude low key. What is this 82 days in a row? That's pretty fucking impressive, bro
That's that that's pretty impressive, bro 82 fucking days in a row. Can we clap it up for me?
Can we fucking clap it up for me dead ass? Can we clap it up for me? Thank my sub next year. What does that?
What does that mean, bro? Oh, thank my sub you fat loser. Oh, thanks, man
That's a way to start the night much appreciated
Who was in the stream yesterday drop on me if you were in the stream facts or no yesterday's stream was actually
Cinema facts or no man. I'm gonna be honest with you playing a story game on stream was actually fucking amazing facts
You can be honest with me. You could tell me no you could tell me yes. I actually like input. You know what I'm saying, bro
I'll be honest with you that shit was actually so fun
Um, I don't know how Jinxie could do that to us though, man
That kind of shit was sad man
They've been 22 months gay for Cardi on PHP the six months out into two months
But today is the day y'all have been waiting for
Today is the official stable Ronaldo one mile stream
Now I know what y'all are gonna say yo Ron
Who is coming to the one mile marathon today? I'm sure it's nobody because what the fuck they would already be here
Today on our list. We have Jason the ween
Katie B cutie Cinderella
Ludwig we have we we also we also have we have max
We have we have we have Chris next door
We have we have
There's a lot of people gonna be here bro
So they should be here within the next 15 minutes
You know what I'm saying maybe to an hour
I'm gonna have them all way downstairs and we're gonna do the mile run now a lot of you guys are asking a
Lot of you guys are asking yo Ron question man. How how are you gonna do the mile stream if?
There's no track near you
We are officially going to be doing this the Ashton hallway
We're gonna be going in public in the middle of traffic and we're gonna have
Lays follow me in a golf cart while I'm running and
I'm gonna go into traffic. I'm gonna impede traffic and we're gonna be we're gonna be running with the golf ball in me
I don't care who you are get out of the road today
Today, I'm gonna be in the middle of traffic and I'm gonna be running!
I swear!
I swear!
Bro, do 10 miles.
One mile is 5 minutes.
Does he know?
Does he know?
Listen, bro, I'm gonna be honest with you.
year um for anyone wondering why Ron why are you doing this what what makes you
want to do this so this year i'm playing in streamer games drop a me if you are
going to be watching it shout out streamer games it's going to be actually a
great event drop a me if you're going to be watching it
listen my team wants me to do the 100 meter dash
now a lot of y'all are going to say Ron there's no fucking way you're doing the
100 meter dash for your fucking team
I'm going to outrun everybody in consumer games mark my words click this right now
We have two fucking days two days. It was a week then it was five days
Then it was four days that it was three days now. It's two days. Joe Bart
This is a message to you whether you want to believe it or not. I'm gonna see you in fucking two days
I'm gonna beat you in the hundred meter dash. I'm gonna beat everybody in the hundred meter dash. I'm the fastest person
Hold on, I have to swallow that back down.
I am the fastest person that will be at Streamer Games.
Facts!
Can I get a fax?
This is literally going to be me!
Listen, bro.
So, for anyone wondering who will be doing a one mile stream today, also, by the way,
I don't know if you guys want me to, I've basically seen you guys say that you want
me to play Black Ops 2 so maybe just maybe today the return of the Best Buy segment.
We're gonna go to Best Buy, get some shit, we're gonna set it up, we're gonna set it
up.
Joe is watching?
You know what, I'll just call Joe.
I'll just call Joe.
I've been practicing this line.
I got this.
Ready?
Listen to this.
You silly little man picking up my phone this will be the last time we talk before streamer
games where I'll perish you I've been practicing my hundred meter dash I've been practicing
my running I've been practicing practicing my air intake so that my lungs can perform
at its highest capacity. In two days, less than 48 hours, you will be perished. You understand
me? Today, I'm practicing with the mile run. I know you've got chills down your spine. Calm
I'm down for a second, Lil' Pop, when I'm talking.
How are you practicing for the 100 meters by running a mile?
Yeah, a minute.
That's the most unrelated distance runs.
One is endurance, one's speed.
And I'm about to get a four-minute mile.
I'm going to practice my sprinting.
You're going to run a four-minute mile.
If you run a four-minute mile, I'll give you fucking $5,000.
This guy think I'm like a joke or something like that?
You're not running a four-minute mile.
I don't think you're going to run an eight-minute mile.
Okay, bet.
Okay, bet, bro.
Listen, my record is 14 days.
Okay, I'm gonna say this, I'm gonna say this as well.
I'm not allowed to use track spikes.
Yo, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe.
You know I'm about to see you in person
in less than 48 hours.
Your time is almost up.
You better start practicing, bro.
Bro, what am I gonna practice?
So we got two days.
You're right.
You can't prepare for death.
See you in 48 hours.
ORA.
Oh, that was ORA.
That was ORA.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that was aura, bro.
That was aura.
That was aura, bro.
Yeah, that was cool.
Yeah, that was cool.
This is, man, I got 48 hours to practice.
I'm doing the mile run today.
I'm going for a sub 14 minutes.
We're doing it today, bro.
I'm excited, bro.
I'm actually excited.
Do y'all believe in me or no?
Do y'all believe in me?
No, no, no, no, no.
Oh, what a supportive audience I have.
Wow, everyone here really loves to see me win.
It's actually really nice.
Oh, my fire alarm's going off, got it.
Okay, I literally, is there a fire going off
from my fucking house?
Like, is this just the evil world?
Listen, man, today's the fucking day.
Before we get into anything today,
I'm gonna be doing a little bit of desktop
for about like 45 minutes to an hour
and then me and Laze will be going.
So shout out everyone here.
What is on my timeline to start my day?
Valkyrie and cutie Cinderella just roasts this day for an auto for one minute and 21 seconds in their new wine about a podcast
I keep referring to Ron as my beautiful daughter
Because like bull riding I think Ron could be good because he's like he weighs as much as a bowl
And so it'll kind of just be like it'll be like a gravity thing
Okay, he's like to use with the ball. Yeah, okay. Yeah, what's up with the whole like boob thing?
He's just a big boy
No, the whole team has decided to fetch
We haven't agreed on anything else besides fat shaming wrong. It's the only thing we've got shaming me
Yo, I'm dead ass serious this six bucks gonna come so fast that like I'm gonna be mom
I'm saying that he's got boobs bigger than you and Maya. Yeah. Yeah, we haven't been too kind to him
Building that synergy. Yeah. Well, we keep asking him to go for runs and he's just not doing it
That's cap. That's cap. You know why it's cap because I do runs on myself
cutie close your eyes for one second imagine right imagine you're at your
wedding you're dating fucking Ludwig Mary and Ludwig bro in another life I'm
I'm over here getting fucking ripped and all you see oh stable Ronaldo is a fat
Stay bono-no is this, stay bono-no is this.
Stay bono-no is the fucking click.
Chills, chills, chills, chills.
Actual chills.
Chills down my spine.
Chills.
Chills.
Chills.
I don't think he's going to want to do the dash.
Let me call my teammate.
Does he have a good grip?
Is he even starting?
Oh, yeah, he's with agent.
Does he have a good grip?
What do you mean?
Yeah, for the bull riding.
Wait, the bull riding.
I have to hold onto the bull.
I thought I was going to ride it.
I don't bet.
I don't know, dude.
Or do you think I could bull ride?
I will say I got the dream team.
We are the only team with four beautiful women.
Yeah, all right.
Anyways, I got the Michelin grip.
Sorry, I'm sorry.
Yesterday also, guys, we had a ride
Also guys we had over 100,000 people watching the way out shout out Jinxie and shout out anyone who watched
I can't believe y'all watched the story game. This was actually fucking cinema. This was crazy
I see a lot of you guys saying that we should get nominated for due of the year honestly, bro
That's not a bad shout. I would love to man. I love Jinxie. He's a great fucking dude
It'd be pretty hard though, but we do got to do more bro. We do got to do more. We did a minor marathon
We did a way out
We're hopefully gonna do chain together with Loose but Loose isn't fucking responding
This is a message to anyone of Los's fans.
Yo, maybe tell Los to respond.
He needs to fucking respond.
Yeah, bro, we did a lot of marathons together,
but I'm excited to do more.
Play Dark Souls 3, fuck you.
What is this?
I don't know, I really heard that, I don't know.
I'm just thinking we're not able to.
Yeah, I really wanna hear it.
Yo!
Good luck, bro.
Is that his name?
I'm not scared of this, yeah.
This is what his real name is, bro.
C'mon.
Think I'm scared of this fuckin' dweeb?
Yo, Ryan, bro.
I heard you got a fight coming up, whatever it might be.
How about I give you the real main event?
How about I give you the real main event?
How about we just take off the gloves
and let's see me in person, bro?
You know where I live.
You know where I stay at.
You know the coast of the gates.
I'm here, bro.
I'm fuckin' here.
I'm right here, bro.
I'm in my fuckin' room.
I'm not scared of this guy, bro.
You're not making it any better.
Bro, I'm not scared of this guy.
Like, I did boxing training.
I could keep up with him.
I could keep up with him, bro.
Dude's trying to die.
Brother, if he touches me, I'm provoked, I'm suing him.
What?
You think you can hide all your stuff in your trust?
We could come for that, bro.
I've got my ways to get through the trust.
I'm not worried.
What, you got an umbrella policy?
That's not gonna do anything.
I'm coming in for that, bro.
That's my money.
Yeah, this is bad.
I'll see my Jason.
See, the objective is to hit him.
I'm not worried about this, bro.
Listen, no gay shit. I can go 10 rounds with this dude.
I'm dead ass. I think I could be the main event. I'm dead ass serious. I think I could be the main event. Who's he fighting?
Who's he fighting, bro? Who's he fighting in a month?
Who's he fighting?
Who's he fighting? I don't even know, bro. I don't even know.
Connor, Connor Ben? Bro, who the fuck is Connor Ben, bro? I would love to sport that guy too. Who the fuck is Connor Ben?
I'm not worried about this fucking dude.
Listen, Mal. I'll be honest. Do I got Ryan's number? I don't even know if I have his number.
I do have his number. Should I try calling him? I do have his number. I've texted two
times before he might not pick up just in case he does pick up you know fine
whatever I'm just gonna leave a voice I'm gonna fuck not enough you want to do
this ego shit back. Ryan, Ryan, Ryan. I'm live right now, bro. I know you show my
phone call. I know it's shivered down your spine. I know you're nervous. Listen, buddy,
you know where I live. You know where I stay at. I don't care when you come over
here. I don't care how you come over here. My door code is 5938. You can come into
my room whenever you're not gonna fucking beat me up. I'm not gonna let you
shit talk me, I'm not gonna let you hurt me, I'm not gonna let you demoralize me, I'm
not gonna let you belittle me.
I'm gonna see you soon bro, and when I see you, it's on site.
Also, by the way, if you touch me without a contract, I'm gonna sue you.
My lawyer's name is Lucas Goldstein, and I'm coming for everything in your trust and everything
in your umbrella policy, that all that stuff is always gonna be mine, I'll figure out
a way, there's always a way.
So don't think that you can hide from me, etc., thank you, come back, call me when you
get a chance also. By the way, Ron out. Let me hear that.
talk me I'm not gonna let you hurt me I'm not gonna let you de demoralize me I'm
not gonna let you belittle me yeah I'm gonna see you soon bro and when I see
you it's on site also by the way if you touch me without a contract I'm gonna
sue you my lawyer's name is Lucas Goldstein and I'm coming for everything
in your trust and everything in your umbrella policy that all that stuff is
always gonna be mine I'll figure out a way there's always a way so don't think
that you can hide from me etc thank you come back to call me when you get a
That's good. That's good. That's good. That's good. That's actually good.
Bro, you guys act like I'm scared, bro. Like, I'm dead ass, seriously. You guys act like I'm
scared of people, man. I'm a fucking champion.
This is my teammate the next two days
Did you just say I got mugged are you yeah, whatever bro, whatever you say, whatever you say 48 hours
48 hours, there's no mugging going on. No
No, I did not get mugged. No, she does not have bigger biceps than me you fucking dick
Yeah, yeah, yeah print in the next 48 hours, this is what lays will be doing
Yeah listen man, we're gonna be fucking running, I'm dead ass man, I'm excited man, you only
need one year for what?
Yeah, but this is what I look like right now, like when I take off my shirt, this is dead
ass what I look like.
Like I'm not tripping bro, also this guy's probably like a pedophile deep down.
I don't know, any guy that has like Hello Kitty stickers just intrigues me.
It's like some, they're just trying to, I don't know, bro, it's always something weird
going on.
I don't know, bro.
How many question marks do you want?
I feel like it's just, I don't know, bro.
Brian, bro, you really wanted to meet you.
Yeah, man.
I wish you told me I'm not home.
Yeah, bro, where'd you go, bro?
I'm a disappointment, I'm a disappointment.
See, if I was here on my soul,
if I was at the house right now, I'm coming out of my room,
I'm ripping that tank top off,
and I'm swoop, and I'm swoop, swoop, swoop, swoop, swoop.
Like, bro, it's over.
You're gonna get a mark.
It's over bro. What is this, man?
Yeah, whatever man also by the way if Ryan somehow does hit me
It's just content at the end of the day. It's just content. It's dead ass just content
Plackboy Max is thinking about moving into the courthouse and taking Marlon's room because he doesn't stream anymore
I have no home. Who is going to let me move in? When I ask her, who gonna let me move in?
I'm gonna go see her Instagram. So, like, wait, what? Wait, I just gotta...
Hey, listen, buddy. First of all, you don't know who you're speaking to.
Like that. Second of all, you should check my story. Just know, any further shenanigans
from your bitch ass, there's gonna be a lot more exposing. So, just check yourself
Before your record saw I will arrive to that house anytime I fucking want and I'll give you a fucking wedgie all over your fucking head
In your own house, and I might stuff your face into the toilet. Okay little bitch
Hey listen there buddy
Quiet down. You know what they call me they call me tank. Does that ring a bell?
Better watch out, buddy. Next time I see it. No, I can't say that I'll get killed.
Check his Instagram. What? What is this?
Did this guy just dead ass post my door code on his fucking story?
Did this guy just dead ass put my fucking...
Yo, I gotta hold up.
Alright, listen man, I'm not gonna lie, I was lowkey joking, I'm a pussy, whatever it
If you come anywhere close to my door, not that you just posted it all online, I'm going
to sue you.
I have great lawyers.
All my lawyers' names end in Goldstein.
I have great security here.
Don't come over to my house.
You're uninvited.
This is a clear message.
Stable or not, I'm Ronnie Nets.
Ronnie Nets does not want you in my house.
I'm giving full, I'm fully telling you, you're not welcome in my house.
Okay?
Thank you.
Goodbye.
Yeah.
Get this guy away.
Get this guy away.
I don't care, bro.
I don't care. I'm not a fake demon.
His voice note sounds like this.
I'm sorry, little kids,
but I'm gonna kill a clown today.
I could say bullets are gonna spray.
I'm from Brooklyn. That's alright.
This...
Yo, this guy posted my door code
on his story!
Is he sick? In the fucking head?
Like oh my god, man, like this guy's sick in the head
I'm changing my door code. I'm better Jason invited him
He went 20%
Yo bro please protect me
I'm not gonna lie bro I made it
I'm telling you I know exactly how he fights
I spawned him yesterday
If he even tries to like threaten you
and he comes to the house out of nowhere
and tries to hurt you
I'm standing in front of you
and I will be your shield
Yo, I'm not gonna lie Jason and I told him my door code thinking that he wouldn't take
it seriously posted my door code on his Instagram
And now that's all bro, and he actually texted me on the way, send the gate codes, and I've
sent him the gate codes.
Say on God you did.
Alright, I'm just gonna leave, I'm just gonna leave, I'm not, bro, I'm not sporing.
promise I will protect you bro I don't want to die I will protect you bro listen if you
die I'm dying with you yeah guys it's awesome just content listen bro I got my mile stream
you're welcome to come with me um you know I'm not no no no no no no no no no no no no
fuck the Maya bro run the Maya after me I need my get back bro Jason I'm not ready
to die. Yes you are. We have guns here. Can we just shoot them? No, no, we don't need guns.
No guys, I'm not flying, cutting out from Atlanta. We're good. We're good. I have two guns right here.
Did you actually give them the gate code? I'm not trying to fight nobody, bro.
But I'll be honest with you I am a little I shouldn't have I shouldn't have done this
bro I'd be randomly seeing him at air one and I don't I'm with my girl always so like
what if he like picks me up in front of my girl and just throws me into the wall like
Okay, I'm going to leave him another voice now maybe hold on.
Hey, Ryan, it's me, Ron, just want to say I'm sorry, sorry for that. Listen, if you
ever see me in person like I airwound or whatever and I went my girl, do you mind like just like
Coming up to me pressing me and then like I'm gonna pick you up basically and I'm gonna I'm gonna throw you on the ground
So I just look like I'm like cool or something like that like it'll be pretty cool
It'd be much
It'd be much appreciated bro
He's going off on me right now, so I'm uninvited to the house, he don't fuck with me no more.
Missing that, and he knows the guy named all these lawyers in Goldstein's house in Bernstein.
I'm not gonna lie, he was talking mad shit, he said he's gonna beat the fuck out of you,
he said you're not welcome in Calabasas.
Bro, am I not, I sent you to get codes, pull it right now?
He's upstairs, his code is 5-9-3-8, kill him.
Amy is a cat named Burger.
Does he really?
Yes.
Alright, say that I got something for the story.
My story, go to Instagram.
Alright, back to you.
What's going wrong, bro?
We're good, bro. He's not coming anymore.
I told him bro, I told him you can't fuck with yo, if you fuck with one then you fuck
with me.
That's my brother and I'm dying behind you dawg.
So you didn't let him know my gate, the gate code, my door code, that there's a cat named
burger in my room and that I told him he's not welcome in Calabasas.
What?
Oh.
No, man, no, why are they saying check
Yeah, this guy's sick in the head. Yo, yo this guy on drugs. What's going on here, man?
He's role-playing as you now. Is this guy sick?
Yo keep this sicko away from me, all right
Yo, listen, I'm not trying to go through my mile run see 15 black trucks pull up behind me
And I just have to run away from Ryan Garcia
I'm gonna need a tank if I want to run faster
I got a nice audio message
I'm coming for you, okay?
Just don't fucking, don't get caught slipping, my boy.
Remember, the guy that represented me in my case
to get me out of Jeff's name was Michael Ghosting.
I know all the Ghosts needs, the Berners needs,
every steam you can think of.
But don't fuck with me, and I'm hungry for some burgers.
Some real good burgers.
Shit, I'm just I'm just I'll be a little birdie in your ear
He talking crazy because now he talking about now he talking about Tink
I know my goatee
I got some promo shit right now, I got a handle, but don't even tell him I'm pulling up.
No, no, I'm not. I'm not. I told him he's not on the way at all, so.
Yeah, cause I'm really gonna talk with my goons, like I'm really gonna play no more.
Boy, what you mean goons?
Yeah, he's gonna get messy and finish it, you know, I'm like, it's a Texas type shit.
Oh, ho! Okay, now you know exactly what you mean.
It's not real, it's not no games now, like, this really gonna be a real fucking issue.
Like, the goons is out, like, I'm not playing the goons, it's really out.
Really bring all my shit that I got bro this ain't boxing no more like I'm real talking like I'm not
Gold scenes initiate
Yo, I gotta get some her baby here
I got suburb maybe on the way brown not worried
Yo, suburb.
Can I get it on?
They say you need to get it on.
Yes, yes.
Nihau.
What?
I'm going to text you later.
Text?
This guy's sick in the head, man.
What is going on here?
Yo.
Alright, hold on.
I need to make an Instagram story.
Hold on.
Instagram story. Hold on.
I've made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgment and I don't know and I don't expect to
be forgiven. I'm simply here to apologize. What came across the day in Calabasas was obviously
unplanned and the reactions you saw on stream were all unfiltered. None of us knew how to react
or how to feel. I should have never talked shit to Ryan Garcia. I should have put the cameras down
and stopped streaming and I want to apologize to him. I want to apologize to his team, to anyone
he's friends with and I just want to say I'm sorry Ryan and I love you bro and
I'm your biggest fan man and that's why I try to bully you because I just want to
be just like you man please don't hurt me and my family I love you.
I've made a severe and continuous
I've made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgment
Yeah
And I don't know
Yeah, I'm not dying
Hey, hey, y'all are typing
I'm simply
Y'all are typing on my pussy, etc
I don't give a fuck
Calabasas
I am not dying for your content
It's just content. It's just content. It's just content. Yeah. Yeah, it's just content.
No, thanks for the 50 fucking gifted CN. Come, come, I don't pronounce your name. CN.
Thank you for gifting me 50 subs. Guess what? That's probably the last time I'll receive a dollar in my fucking life.
Um, because today is my last day.
Well, I got actually, yeah, you're right, bro.
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