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stableronaldo

07-30-2026 · 6h 09m

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[00:00:00] Hello?

[00:00:07] Hello?

[00:00:10] Bro, what happened?

[00:00:20] Hello, bro, what happened?

[00:00:30] What happened?

[00:00:39] I'm not a cool.

[00:00:42] What happened?

[00:00:43] Why did my stream die?

[00:00:46] Yo CN with the 20 gifted, thank you, bro. Wait, why did my stream crash outlaw? What the fuck happened?

[00:00:59] Now my noties won't go out, will they? Will my noties go out still?

[00:01:09] What is my cat's name? You know what? What is a cat? I don't have a cat.

[00:01:16] bro I'm not a clone bro I don't have a cat here there's no cat in my room wait

[00:01:27] how did my stream crash I'm so confused I'm so confused I've never seen my

[00:01:34] tool can do that. Ryan Garcia sent his goons. Brother, shut the fuck up!

[00:01:49] Bro, I'm even hungry, bro. I'm hungry.

[00:01:55] I did not get cloned, bro. I did not get cloned. Oh, because I'm not hungry. I'm a clone. Bro,

[00:02:02] Why the fuck did my stream crash? I'm about to not do the mile run. No, that just ruined my day

[00:02:07] I'm about to not do anything athletic now now. I'm actually mad bro now

[00:02:11] I'm actually fucking mad like how did my fucking thing crash man anything to not exercise

[00:02:19] Listen, bro, I'm not scared of nobody whatever it might be

[00:02:23] I don't know how my stream crashed. I'm not a fucking clone, bro. Never mind not a clone

[00:02:28] Oh, so I don't want to work out of you cuz I'm not a clone got it

[00:02:32] Yo Jinxie

[00:02:36] Before I just lost everything because I just crashed a question. I have a dude named Ryan Garcia

[00:02:42] That wants to beat the shit out of me. I'm wondering if you'd be there to me to back me up

[00:02:51] Okay, can you just state out loud that you will fuck up Ryan Garcia and be half of me I

[00:02:56] Will be there

[00:02:58] No, can you, can you just like say I will fuck.

[00:03:04] Oh, there's a fire.

[00:03:21] So does anyone here want to like make sure I'm safer now this question.

[00:03:26] Like does anyone here want to make sure that I'm safe like that ass here?

[00:03:31] It's like I feel like if I actually died on stream

[00:03:34] No one here would even care like that ass here

[00:03:36] It's like I feel like you guys would just be celebrating in the twitch chat just put in W's yay about time hooray

[00:03:42] Oh, let's go yo guys news flash cut he is in Atlanta

[00:03:46] Do you want me to fly out cutty right now on a private fucking jet that cost me?

[00:03:51] $40,000 to get him here in the next 45 seconds. Oh

[00:03:54] Oh, yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Oh, you guys are actually fucking stupid if you think that listen, bro. The current time is 2pm. We start the one mile in about 30 minutes. I'll start it right 30 to 45 minutes.

[00:04:08] Realistically speaking, how long will it take me to run the mile?

[00:04:14] Like a severe continuous lapse in my judge.

[00:04:20] Ryan Garcia, you want to say sorry, don't show up to Erwan.

[00:04:24] So what am I?

[00:04:25] Am I banned from Erwan now?

[00:04:27] Am I banned from Erwan?

[00:04:29] Am I not?

[00:04:30] So I'm just not allowed to go to Erwan now.

[00:04:32] So if I see him at Erwan, it's just over.

[00:04:37] Yo, you can, you can kill me.

[00:04:39] You can shoot me.

[00:04:41] You can hurt me.

[00:04:42] You can't take away food from me.

[00:04:44] That's a fact.

[00:04:47] That's not happening.

[00:04:48] I'll, I'll die for that.

[00:04:49] If I have to die

[00:04:52] If I have to die so that I could eat I'll do that. I don't give a fuck bro

[00:04:57] I don't give a fuck you're not taking away food for me. You're not taking away food for me

[00:05:00] You're not taking away my broccolini with fucking buffalo cauliflower with my Korean short ribs. That's not happening

[00:05:13] Which one

[00:05:15] Which one to what? Same guy, by the way. Oh, ESPN video. What is this, Mario?

[00:05:21] Oh, the clipper spirit and now Brian Garcia join in at the conga line here.

[00:05:27] I wish I could say I'm surprised that long-sane thriller that's freaking on TV.

[00:05:34] You know Brian Garcia was a car player?

[00:05:39] Listen, little puppy.

[00:05:41] You can't do that!

[00:05:43] You can't do that!

[00:05:45] Garcia with the guitar with the back of Joe Henry!

[00:05:48] Mr. Garcia!

[00:05:50] No.

[00:05:51] No.

[00:05:52] Yo, Lacey bro, this isn't a naughty gang.

[00:05:54] My stream crashed.

[00:05:55] I don't know if you can read the title.

[00:05:57] Dick!

[00:05:58] My stream crashed, you dick!

[00:06:01] God, man.

[00:06:03] God.

[00:06:04] Oh, keep tidying, naughty.

[00:06:06] Yo, Lacey bro, how's it going?

[00:06:09] No, you're lazy, bro. How's uh wait, where's lacy at house combo aware

[00:06:21] House combo bro your cook gang

[00:06:24] I'm not worried, bro. I'm not worried, man, because if I die, my chat dies behind me. That's

[00:06:41] the rules, man. If I die, everyone in my community dies behind me. If I go down, we all go down.

[00:06:47] There's no ifs. There's no us. There's no buts. There's still nothing

[00:06:59] So

[00:07:05] You can't

[00:07:08] Say you could kill me you could hurt me you could torture me whatever you might want to do

[00:07:12] You're not taking away air one for me. It's not happening. There's no I'm not Luke

[00:07:16] I'm not leaving air one. You're not gonna take that away from me. What is your shirt? Say, but

[00:07:25] So what's up, bro, um he texted me he said he's gonna pull up after what's hot

[00:07:32] I'm putting it all here. No, I don't care month mother say it's just content

[00:07:36] I don't care about that shit. There's no world where I'm putting on any gear for him to start snacking me around

[00:07:42] Not happening. I've had three concussion one more concussion. I'm gonna end up with a fucking like a syndrome

[00:07:48] Well, you know, can your chat stuck and stop with the eyes did fuck is this bullshit?

[00:07:53] When do they start sparing this again? I thought they stopped anyways

[00:07:56] Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. I got hit

[00:08:01] Over I would say 80 times yesterday and span the three rounds one minute each

[00:08:06] I'm not doing it. I'm not I'm not you're not my head is like fuzzy. It hurts to smile my left temple

[00:08:13] I'm any this Jack. Yo, you're not gonna convince me. It's not

[00:08:17] I'm not putting the gear on there's not single soul. There's not a world right now. You can't talk all that shit

[00:08:23] No, I'm here with you. Oh, you're here with me. Can anyone send me the I think there was a compilation here

[00:08:36] Yeah this is who has the bag.

[00:08:43] Oh shit!

[00:08:46] Give us a minute and 14 seconds of this.

[00:08:55] So there's a world chat where you guys think that me and Jason can 2v1 a world champ.

[00:08:59] Let me tell you something bro.

[00:09:00] Now that I've fought him.

[00:09:01] Oh you know how to counter him.

[00:09:03] I'm just being like what he likes to do what he likes to do is punch really fast Jason

[00:09:09] He's gonna run around spinning like this with his fists in 360 motions and not one of us out. I'm not I'm not kidding

[00:09:15] I'm not I know it's gonna happen. I know the streets. You're gonna invite him over

[00:09:20] He's gonna have the gloves your baby bro. Do it. You got to do it. I did it. You've got to do

[00:09:25] I'm not not doing it. Oh my god. There's not a single soul out to my body that goes and put those

[00:09:32] I'll fight for you, bro. Yeah, exactly. I will run it back. If I get hurt

[00:09:37] No, I got him. I gotta at least get in there and fight. See, this is how they get you

[00:09:42] This is what he wants me to do. He wants me to get in there and just get knocked out. I'm not doing that

[00:09:48] I'm not I'm not doing that. I'm dead ass not doing that. You going on concert? Yeah, yeah, I'm not. I'm not on concert

[00:09:53] I'm not on God's

[00:09:57] He would never touch Marlon, that's a fact

[00:10:00] Bro, he wants to just pick on the short guys

[00:10:03] Don't pick on someone who's always his own size. He can't pick on Marlon. Literally get obliterated

[00:10:08] Marlon would fucking zap him with his eyes

[00:10:11] Marlon would shoot lasers out of his fucking eyes

[00:10:14] You must be out your goddamn mind, bro

[00:10:20] I mean, bro

[00:10:23] 12 this month, which no all this

[00:10:27] Can we go let's go you do it allows he said all of us have pulled up and we can stream it really and

[00:10:33] And when he any wins we can hop in the ring. Yeah, good. I want to hop in the ring and fucking put the gloves on

[00:10:38] I'm just kidding. I'm lying. I'm lying. Yeah, I'm just on content. It's just content. It's just content

[00:10:43] Did you just tell me you talked to a face-to-face yet? I met him at Airwan once and all that on the phone

[00:10:48] Like face time no

[00:10:50] I think it's best I apologize bro no let it go but this make it more personal

[00:10:56] you know he's looking at you know can we ban this zero underscore underscore

[00:10:59] zero shit it's the only thing I'm seeing in my fucking chat man in the heart

[00:11:04] eyes bro shits corny I can't read the chat here bro what is this I think you

[00:11:12] should apologize to him on face I'm he's not gonna pick up yes he will he's not

[00:11:16] Hi, I bet it's all him.

[00:11:19] Goldbrough, he's not gonna pick up.

[00:11:20] He said he's in a shoe, no?

[00:11:21] He's in a shoe, but I don't know.

[00:11:23] I don't know, this is my third time calling.

[00:11:24] I'm lucky he's paying him.

[00:11:26] Yeah, but he's got a fucking world time,

[00:11:27] get that phone out of my fucking face.

[00:11:29] You have to pick up.

[00:11:30] He's a world time champion.

[00:11:31] He's got time for a stable Renoto and Jason the Weenie.

[00:11:39] He knows how to pick up little oars here.

[00:11:42] They'll put black bars over his head.

[00:11:44] I'm lying.

[00:11:44] Come on, come on, come on, come on, don't hurt me.

[00:11:51] Chad is actually like eights.

[00:11:54] Dude.

[00:11:55] I'm gonna die.

[00:12:00] Yo, stop with the horn eyes for the love of God.

[00:12:04] I'm about to get blocked, bro.

[00:12:08] All right, well, I'm about to do the mile run if you want to be there.

[00:12:11] Well, I'm getting an Ashton Halsal.

[00:12:14] We're gonna be in the golf cart on the street

[00:12:16] and I'm gonna be running with the golf cart.

[00:12:19] We're gonna be driving.

[00:12:21] Well, that's why I need two people.

[00:12:22] Like I have lays and then I need someone to drive the car.

[00:12:27] Pick up, pick up.

[00:12:32] Why are you so...

[00:12:37] Hi, you see me.

[00:12:38] I'm on set right now.

[00:12:39] You see this big-ass camera?

[00:12:41] hey ryan it's me run

[00:12:43] you can't get the best time but here's what we're going to do now i wanna apologize to you man i'm

[00:12:49] i'm i'm not about it man i'm a pussy man i don't know how you spar did you so now you have to

[00:12:55] spar me i mean at the end of the day bro you can't run around with that type of shit talking and

[00:13:00] and then especially come out the place that is sacred to us which is everyone

[00:13:05] yeah and say that if you if i see you it's on site and that's why i'm for me

[00:13:10] apologizing I apologize to the public bro you know I'm saying I don't I don't

[00:13:15] want to get a bitch though like who said that who said that I never would call

[00:13:25] you I would never call a no Instagram handle but I would never call King Ryan

[00:13:28] a bitch come on bro like like I'm not gonna save you from this

[00:13:35] I have to see you now. There has to be some type of like physical consequence

[00:13:56] I get it. No, I got the joke. I got the joke. Yeah. No, I got yeah

[00:13:59] I got to go listen, bro

[00:14:04] Listen, bro, I've gotten three concussions one more on my end of handicapped. I'm not ready, bro

[00:14:11] You have to get through me first up

[00:14:15] I'm just kidding. We already did that shit yesterday. I'm good

[00:14:22] Oh, thank you, bro, you love me

[00:14:29] I

[00:14:33] Bro we need to get the military here asap dog. I'll just have to see if you bring out these guns or something

[00:14:42] I'm not I'm not fighting a fucking world time champ. We got five gift

[00:14:50] Yo, let's get a fucking military here security vests

[00:14:56] 250s

[00:14:57] Yo, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, I'm not fighting a professional boxer. There's no world. You're not gonna say it's just content

[00:15:03] It's end of story. I'm not kidding. There's not a single ounce in my body. That's gonna let that night

[00:15:08] I'm a pussy. Call me pussy. Call me pussy spam it. Don't go back to the diamond gym. Yeah, call me

[00:15:13] Oh, it's far right Garcia, bro. What are you gonna do like come on, bro?

[00:15:18] My face the consequences of your actions

[00:15:21] Bro, I'm not fucking doing this. Well, no, I'm not getting hit in my fucking head. I have three concussions

[00:15:27] I'm gonna die.

[00:15:29] It's me and you, dog.

[00:15:31] Albo, Altaic hits for you,

[00:15:33] but when I'm on the ground after,

[00:15:35] you gotta check in for me.

[00:15:37] All right?

[00:15:38] I'm not doing that.

[00:15:39] You're not gonna do anything.

[00:15:40] I'll tire him out.

[00:15:42] Oh, my girlfriend's typing saying,

[00:15:43] just do no headshots.

[00:15:45] Okay?

[00:15:46] Why did she want you to lie?

[00:15:49] Thank you for the five gifts that I'm not gonna say

[00:15:51] who that name is, but thank you.

[00:15:52] Five, I appreciate that, yeah.

[00:15:54] Let's get this off.

[00:15:55] Why did she want me to fight?

[00:15:56] I don't know. I'm not doing that.

[00:15:58] Listen, listen.

[00:16:00] We will be okay. Bro, have her fight him? Bro, let's get everybody that we know.

[00:16:06] I don't know why they sent him this.

[00:16:08] Is he on me?

[00:16:10] Bro, what's your name?

[00:16:12] Great!

[00:16:14] Why did you say, oh god.

[00:16:16] I didn't expect that.

[00:16:18] Okay.

[00:16:20] Listen, bro.

[00:16:22] Wait, Loki the Gorlok is his puppet.

[00:16:24] So you want me to summon Gorilla?

[00:16:26] I might have to get a Gorilla here, I'm not sure.

[00:16:28] Because I've seen her tank punches from Ryan Garcia.

[00:16:32] No damage done. Zero damage, bro.

[00:16:35] She gave me like a tank and then bro.

[00:16:37] I'm about to send in, I'm running.

[00:16:40] I think I'm just gonna send in KDB.

[00:16:42] I'm badass. I saw a clip of her, she has muscles and shit.

[00:16:46] I don't know if you've seen it. I think I'm just gonna send her in.

[00:16:49] Um, let's chat.

[00:16:54] I got a missed call from your beats, but only if you got me feeling like it is.

[00:17:01] If it's not you, if it's not her, I'm sending in Lays.

[00:17:07] Lays is going in their full front.

[00:17:14] Someone, I'm not dying.

[00:17:16] not kidding like no content aside like I'll be my mic I'm not I'm not putting

[00:17:21] on gloves okay so if I tell him don't punch my head I was like oh let's do

[00:17:27] a spar sure but don't punch my head he's gonna just aim for my head yeah for

[00:17:31] sure my man bra got in there and I was like yo like let's go a little light

[00:17:35] next thing you know he's hitting me with a barrage of 50 punches in the span of

[00:17:38] five seconds but the thing is you know we're not in a ring when he comes here

[00:17:44] We're getting on our fucking my faster than him. Huh? You think I can run faster than him?

[00:17:50] We're gonna find out today. Yeah, I think uh, bro me versus me you ladies YBG woes

[00:17:58] I get Lou in there versus him. I can't win that can't win that's not hot six people

[00:18:04] It's six of this a six super tight six fucking super heroes, but like we need more than anything more to pick up

[00:18:10] probably not but

[00:18:12] Yeah, we do need Marlon, if I ring the line.

[00:18:17] Come on, Marlon, if I ever need you to pick up, it's now.

[00:18:27] Ryan Garcia vs. CORE, Gauntlet.

[00:18:30] We go one by one in a row.

[00:18:33] I'm sorry, you can't leave a message because the person you called has a voicemail box

[00:18:44] that hasn't been set up yet.

[00:18:46] Goodbye.

[00:18:47] All right, I'll call the next best thing then if we can't get more on Lacey's in a fucking

[00:18:59] wheelchair.

[00:19:00] I'm gonna call the next best thing.

[00:19:01] Yo.

[00:19:06] Oh, he's face-diving me.

[00:19:09] Yo.

[00:19:13] Yo, listen, barrel.

[00:19:13] Why do you have my change?

[00:19:17] Yo, listen, Lacey, we might need help.

[00:19:21] With what?

[00:19:23] I need a friend, man.

[00:19:24] You know, we weren't there for Bradley Martin,

[00:19:26] so I need you here for this.

[00:19:28] ryan garcia wants to fight me

[00:19:30] man i'm fucking up bruh

[00:19:36] say it again

[00:19:38] say it again

[00:19:40] i saw the clips

[00:19:42] oh oh oh knock

[00:19:44] oh knock ryan garcia out

[00:19:50] so nicolas fosco just um

[00:19:52] i'm sure of this you're gonna knock ryan garcia out

[00:19:54] my name is ryan netz

[00:19:56] He lost connection with the fuck.

[00:19:59] Oh man.

[00:20:01] I'm loving who I'm driving.

[00:20:05] Oh, so you want to have a ring set up where one by one we all go and try to beat out a world champion?

[00:20:11] Yeah, bro.

[00:20:13] We need to strategically do this.

[00:20:15] Get Lazy in there first.

[00:20:16] He'll be the punching bag, tire him out.

[00:20:18] Then I'll get in there, get beat up for a little bit.

[00:20:21] Maybe I can exchange for maybe one punch.

[00:20:23] Then we get Adapt in there.

[00:20:24] there you know I dabs box before so maybe he can get a little punches and then

[00:20:29] silky you know he's got the power he's got the strength he'll get in there you

[00:20:33] listening to them oh I'm the last person the fucking dagger stable Renato

[00:20:40] wrap this shit up man wrap this shit up actually wrap this shit up that'd be a

[00:20:46] 14 minute fucking 14 second video and then why we get loose yeah called that

[00:20:53] Guys, what do you want me to do for a day? She out from fucking London called call Cuddy called edgy

[00:20:59] Call the dad calls. Oh, I'm gonna call speed. Oh, God

[00:21:05] Well, bro

[00:21:08] You know, we'll probably see him not hopefully not today. I'm gonna call the National Guard

[00:21:13] I'm dead ass yours. By the way, like all confidence. I do not invite a woman's house

[00:21:18] I'm dead serious. I'm not trying I told him not to I'm trying not to fight bro. I don't want to fight anybody

[00:21:23] Like, if he wants to catch me at airwine, okay, free game, sure.

[00:21:28] Don't come to my fucking room where I goon, where I stream, where I touch my cat, Berger,

[00:21:35] by petting him.

[00:21:36] Don't do that, bro.

[00:21:38] That's my area, nuts fares.

[00:21:41] What?

[00:21:42] Listen, I texted him, don't come, actually, like, constant shit aside, and we'll see what

[00:21:48] he says.

[00:21:49] Where from?

[00:21:50] But uh, free will, bro.

[00:21:52] You're gonna be there for my miles room probably within the next like 15 minutes 20 minutes

[00:22:02] Why are you

[00:22:16] You want a lot of time for you

[00:22:22] Uh, just trying new shit, you know what I'm saying?

[00:22:26] Trying new shit.

[00:22:27] It's like fucking webcam.

[00:22:28] Yeah.

[00:22:29] It's a webcam, bro.

[00:22:32] This is our new camera, son.

[00:22:35] All right.

[00:22:39] Lace!

[00:22:40] It's time, bro.

[00:22:41] I'm gonna need you soon.

[00:22:47] I'm dead ass serious.

[00:22:48] Like, I'll be good, right, chat?

[00:22:51] Like, all bullshits are signed,

[00:22:52] be good or not hey if I actually need someone though will y'all be there from

[00:22:59] here no

[00:23:07] yeah this chat's evil evil as fuck black boy max says he's thinking about moving

[00:23:12] into the courthouse said I have no home who is going to let me move in when I

[00:23:16] asked I who gonna let me move in I ain't taking serious I asked I who gonna let me

[00:23:20] move in and y'all ain't taking serious so who's for this I asked y'all who gonna

[00:23:25] let me move in you I ain't taking serious if max acts about actually about to be

[00:23:28] homeless or no but what the fuck poor boy so that's the poor Marlon don't even

[00:23:35] be at the house bro where is Marlon bro Marlon if you see this message or pick

[00:23:40] up my phone bro I miss you where are you I should really just ask them to get

[00:23:47] room. I got to a spare room. I got to a dodo time that I got stop playing. Yo Max we could do uh you

[00:23:54] can live in my room bro. I'm getting a call. Yo. You know should I bring the camera or the phone?

[00:24:02] Do you think we'll have servers outside of the house with the phone? Um I can bring the TVU

[00:24:08] with the phone and then we'll just connect to it if the service is bad. Okay. Bye.

[00:24:17] I'll be honest with you bro, wait you're not running on a track?

[00:24:23] Brother, you guys don't know how I'm running?

[00:24:26] You know what I'm doing right Al?

[00:24:28] There's gonna be fucking cars that are in the middle of the street and I'm gonna be

[00:24:33] blocking all of it until I finish my mile one like this.

[00:24:47] You're not like that brother over under 14 minutes. That's what we're going for

[00:24:58] Listen, let's watch before we get going

[00:25:02] Let's watch my last two highlights real quick just to do a recap

[00:25:05] So this was two years ago

[00:25:09] Three three years ago. Who was here for this stream? You don't say me because it was only a couple of you

[00:25:17] Today we're running the mile right classic run, bro

[00:25:25] What the fuck oh my god, I think I'm actually a heart attack been oh

[00:25:31] God my game over the tech

[00:25:47] I'm moving for gail. Oh my god, he's moving. I'm out of breath. I'm actually pretty fast.

[00:26:04] I can roll out my hands.

[00:26:08] I told you, bro, I'm pretty fast, dude.

[00:26:12] Look at this shit.

[00:26:14] Someone said faster.

[00:26:16] Oh shit.

[00:26:18] Hey, the last ones.

[00:26:23] I mean, there's that run.

[00:26:25] And how long did I end with?

[00:26:27] Was it 12 minutes?

[00:26:34] 30 seconds the final time a whopping 14 minutes and 30 seconds

[00:26:51] oh man what else dude why did you send me a pay phone video and then this was

[00:26:58] was one year ago, me and Adapt.

[00:27:00] I just went with the phone in my hand.

[00:27:02] Actually, two years ago, basically.

[00:27:04] Me and Adapt.

[00:27:05] I went one year ago, actually.

[00:27:07] 0.15?

[00:27:09] Wait, this was another mile.

[00:27:19] I think you know where to go.

[00:27:20] I think you know where to go.

[00:27:21] Oh, this was another one right over here, too.

[00:27:25] How many mile runs have I done bro?

[00:27:30] Remember listen don't go out springing crazy you gotta go get around this five times. I'm gonna start okay?

[00:27:36] I'm gonna start the timer

[00:27:39] So you got to go you start you start on here and then you know I gotta stop a death

[00:27:45] I'm getting a heart attack

[00:27:50] Tell me what I hit nine minutes

[00:27:52] wait I ran a nine-minute mile wait that's my record there's no way my

[00:28:11] My mile time was nine minutes, 30 seconds.

[00:28:15] You're a shit.

[00:28:20] I cut off five minutes.

[00:28:22] Wait, actually?

[00:28:24] Hold on.

[00:28:24] Yeah, I mean, it's not quite a mile, but we're-

[00:28:27] Oh, so it was one-man-key.

[00:28:28] We're gonna count it.

[00:28:29] What was that?

[00:28:30] Well, I mean, I don't know.

[00:28:31] I don't think this is quite a mile.

[00:28:32] Oh, wow, there's five times, but it's pretty close.

[00:28:36] Well, you did good, bro.

[00:28:37] 932, they didn't think that you were gonna get under 10.

[00:28:41] So I got to be 14 minutes 30 seconds. You ready bro?

[00:28:45] We're about to get going.

[00:28:47] How far are we going?

[00:28:49] Brother, we're going until the wheels fall off.

[00:28:51] Where are we doing it?

[00:28:52] On the street.

[00:28:53] Where?

[00:28:54] Anywhere.

[00:28:55] I'm getting one mile in, bro.

[00:28:57] Are you ready?

[00:28:58] Growing up.

[00:28:59] Yeah.

[00:29:00] All right.

[00:29:01] Start that Sammy.

[00:29:02] Anyone on the streets of Calabasas?

[00:29:07] Be wary.

[00:29:08] I'm coming.

[00:29:40] Hey, uh, why y'all laughing?

[00:29:44] Oh, it's on that.

[00:29:51] Oh, I got bad news.

[00:29:53] What?

[00:29:54] I hit a leg day yesterday. No bullshit.

[00:29:56] I'm not getting so I feel a little sore.

[00:30:00] I'm not gonna be able to keep it for shit.

[00:30:01] You're gonna be in the fucking golf cart.

[00:30:03] In the golf cart?

[00:30:04] Yes, do you even watch my streams?

[00:30:07] Uh, no, what do you even do?

[00:30:09] I'm putting on my athletic wear, bro.

[00:30:14] Putting these bad boys out.

[00:30:20] Hey, the fees claim Thursday shorts.

[00:30:24] Gotta represent the pot.

[00:30:27] It's my type of bubble.

[00:30:30] Oh, nervous.

[00:30:32] Oh, we're going to stretch them around.

[00:30:37] Yeah

[00:30:47] What

[00:30:57] Hello

[00:31:00] We need a designated driver

[00:31:02] What's your problem?

[00:31:04] I'm feeling good.

[00:31:06] Can I throw up from this shit or not?

[00:31:09] Probably not.

[00:31:11] What if I get hurt?

[00:31:13] That could happen.

[00:31:17] Well, what did you do?

[00:31:21] Why did this setup go away?

[00:31:24] It didn't go off.

[00:31:26] I don't know what you're doing.

[00:31:29] I need help. It'll be quick.

[00:31:34] Oh, he's on the run escape.

[00:31:37] I'm making your car. Everyone at him. Everyone at him.

[00:31:42] I need a designated driver.

[00:31:44] How long does it take?

[00:31:46] It'll be gone for less than like 30 minutes. Maybe less than 20 minutes.

[00:31:50] Just take the segment. We'll be able to just ride the segment.

[00:31:52] We're not going on track. We're actually on the street.

[00:31:56] I need somebody to drive the golf cart.

[00:31:58] Roll the camera course.

[00:32:00] Honestly, if Wode drives to it, then I'm

[00:32:01] going to go grab the camera, and so I

[00:32:03] can have it just in case the phone starts to take off.

[00:32:06] Oh, that's a good point.

[00:32:08] Yeah, thank you.

[00:32:09] Thank you.

[00:32:10] You're welcome.

[00:32:12] Yeah.

[00:32:14] Oh, is he ready?

[00:32:16] I'm not going to find him, please.

[00:32:18] Except you, girl.

[00:32:19] And you want to help.

[00:32:20] I don't want to interrupt your segment.

[00:32:22] No, no, that's what I'm going to do.

[00:32:24] I'm wearing the A-stores for the Thursday PAW today.

[00:32:28] What the fuck?

[00:32:31] A-stores is that?

[00:32:32] This is, bro.

[00:32:33] It's just a mile.

[00:32:34] You know what's the time?

[00:32:35] Take what?

[00:32:35] Five minutes?

[00:32:36] I don't know, like, three or four?

[00:32:38] Did you see, like, what the average mile run is?

[00:32:41] 23 or what?

[00:32:42] What is it?

[00:32:42] 13 minutes?

[00:32:43] For someone who doesn't work out, it's like 9.14.

[00:32:47] The average mile run time for a 23-year-old

[00:32:52] I imagine with 30% body fat, but I don't weigh that anymore, see?

[00:33:00] 10 to 12 minutes, 30% body fat.

[00:33:03] What are you now?

[00:33:04] You can say...

[00:33:05] So my record for a mile was 14 minutes and 32 seconds.

[00:33:09] I swear.

[00:33:10] That's quite a lot.

[00:33:11] No, I was trying to...

[00:33:12] Like you ran the whole time.

[00:33:14] Yes.

[00:33:15] So I'm going for the action freestyle.

[00:33:16] I'm going to be running while you were, you know what I'm saying?

[00:33:19] I'll be right there, and I'll be motivating you.

[00:33:21] I feel like I've never been floored with lacing.

[00:33:23] We actually, we failed completely.

[00:33:25] We're going on the Calvassus streets.

[00:33:28] We're still gonna be doing it in the streets?

[00:33:29] Yes, I'm gonna be right.

[00:33:30] Like, with colors behind us?

[00:33:32] Wait, okay.

[00:33:33] How's the pad?

[00:33:34] How should we do it?

[00:33:35] My asshole does it.

[00:33:36] Do you know that you gotta really run?

[00:33:38] I'm gonna have the Nike app,

[00:33:39] so it'll tell me, it'll update me.

[00:33:40] Shoot, shoot.

[00:33:41] I feel like I should be the one that has like,

[00:33:43] oh, this is how far.

[00:33:44] I need to hold my door long.

[00:33:45] He's about to catch me running.

[00:33:48] No, because I know how far we're going if I'm following.

[00:33:51] I don't know how far a mile is.

[00:33:53] Yeah, I thought I'd be able to track how far on my phone.

[00:33:56] Wait, so why would you go or just me and Jason

[00:33:58] in the red golf cart and then?

[00:34:00] Yeah, that's fine.

[00:34:01] Why would you stay home?

[00:34:03] Well, there's the Nike app, no sponsorship,

[00:34:06] but I'm pretty sure the Nike Run Club.

[00:34:07] So when I run, it goes with me.

[00:34:10] I mean, we could do that too, but then you're like,

[00:34:13] oh, I'm almost there.

[00:34:13] No, no, no, it'll talk.

[00:34:14] It'll say one mile completed.

[00:34:17] Like, I'll hear it.

[00:34:17] Oh, OK.

[00:34:18] And randomly, I'll check.

[00:34:19] I'll just do this real quick.

[00:34:20] it'll tell me

[00:34:23] hey why would you come over to the vibes though?

[00:34:26] like you guys?

[00:34:27] i'm not a hybrid, you know there's millions of people waiting for this

[00:34:30] like this is like a trending topic right now

[00:34:32] you know we're gonna be competing as each other for the 100 meter right?

[00:34:36] you can't compete with death

[00:34:40] do you hear him?

[00:34:41] you can't compete with death

[00:34:42] no i heard him

[00:34:44] 48 hours man

[00:34:47] We do have some bucket bubble shorts, you know, shit, shit, hard bro.

[00:34:53] Dude, wait, I have uh, I have brown gear.

[00:34:56] What do you want?

[00:34:57] Like, do you know the one where you have-

[00:34:59] Where do I-

[00:35:00] I don't know, it's not weighted, but you have like a little water bottle you can sit right here.

[00:35:04] I don't know what that says in shit.

[00:35:05] I'm ready, I'm here to work.

[00:35:06] You did the diamond gym bro, you didn't drink shit.

[00:35:08] Yeah, I didn't drink shit.

[00:35:09] You actually also skipped the diamond.

[00:35:11] I didn't skip shit.

[00:35:12] In fact, bro, I'm having me and ladies go.

[00:35:14] I'm having my own cameraman.

[00:35:16] Oh wait, are you guys ready?

[00:35:19] Uh, can I switch to another one?

[00:35:21] Do you think we need water?

[00:35:22] Is that multiple or no?

[00:35:23] Nah, probably, bro.

[00:35:24] Diamond gym, you know, bro.

[00:35:25] Only thing you're getting is liver shots, bro.

[00:35:27] You're not getting waters.

[00:35:28] Alright, can we take the red golf cart?

[00:35:30] Yeah, that one's done.

[00:35:32] Is it charged?

[00:35:33] Uh, it should be.

[00:35:34] Wait, how do we need the gate?

[00:35:36] Wait, no, the golf cart works.

[00:35:38] I don't know about this anymore.

[00:35:43] This is the real deal?

[00:35:44] You already tried to, you want to go back in, you just stepped outside.

[00:35:48] How much battery is this?

[00:35:51] It should be four.

[00:35:53] Ooh, wow, you're gonna melt out there, bro.

[00:35:56] We're in a block, we're in a block, sir.

[00:35:58] I can take your shirt off.

[00:35:59] That way I'll probably midway.

[00:36:00] How much battery is this, Dave?

[00:36:02] Where is it?

[00:36:03] Uh, let's try it.

[00:36:05] Let me see it.

[00:36:06] It's pretty full.

[00:36:07] It's hot as shit.

[00:36:08] I just touched it so hard.

[00:36:10] Yeah, it's full.

[00:36:11] All right, then the drivers are going to take out my light and get back.

[00:36:19] Oh my god.

[00:36:35] It's one mile.

[00:36:37] I used to walk a 16 for the car.

[00:36:39] All right, man, so when are you gonna start running though?

[00:36:52] I'm gonna need words of wisdom when I'm running one of that. Oh fat ass keep going like I mean straight positivity, man

[00:37:00] From the chat to probably

[00:37:03] The chat we gotta give run

[00:37:05] do we do you want to bring water holy fuck it's hot it's like literally

[00:37:09] scrubs you think nausea needed water bro

[00:37:14] I'm just looking for the same answer.

[00:37:16] Oh!

[00:37:18] What's up, man?

[00:37:20] You know what? You want to start.

[00:37:22] You want to start at the bottom, yeah?

[00:37:24] Oh, he's moving this off.

[00:37:26] Oh!

[00:37:28] Hold on.

[00:37:30] Here's your hat.

[00:37:32] Oh, shit.

[00:37:34] All right, man. It's almost time.

[00:37:36] All right, you got this, dawg.

[00:37:38] Come on, bro. The G needs you.

[00:37:40] Bro, but I hit leg day yesterday.

[00:37:42] Oh god, I did.

[00:37:44] Did you fall?

[00:37:45] Yes.

[00:37:46] Did you hit that?

[00:37:47] Yes.

[00:37:48] Wow.

[00:37:49] My legs are sore.

[00:37:51] Oh.

[00:37:52] Is it going to open?

[00:37:56] Yeah.

[00:37:57] If it doesn't open, hand it, bro.

[00:37:59] No, no, no, no.

[00:38:00] Ryan Garcia just texted me.

[00:38:01] I'll be on the way after my fall, sir.

[00:38:03] Hey.

[00:38:04] How are you doing, bro?

[00:38:05] I already did my athletic shift today.

[00:38:07] Yeah, we were just trolling, too.

[00:38:09] Hey, what the fuck?

[00:38:10] No one showed up.

[00:38:11] Ludwig, platform, Alex, Katie B, Judy Cimarella,

[00:38:14] I invited everyone. Where the fuck is everyone?

[00:38:16] I think they'll be here in a sec.

[00:38:18] Yeah, you know where Califast is right now.

[00:38:21] Like, we've got a good time.

[00:38:27] There's a shirt that you can get.

[00:38:29] Look, slow down, going down the hill, bro.

[00:38:31] You're gonna lose traction and then look at the cooktop.

[00:38:33] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[00:38:35] The brakes don't work.

[00:38:37] The brakes stirred.

[00:38:39] This is going to be intense bro, why don't you get nervous for a minute.

[00:38:44] This is MoJoke.com bro.

[00:38:46] Good guy.

[00:38:47] I'm going to get a tap on the screen.

[00:38:49] Put a screen stop when I hit a mile.

[00:38:52] I thought the app was the same way.

[00:38:55] I know, I will.

[00:38:56] People watching at home.

[00:38:57] Oh, okay.

[00:39:02] How you doing bro?

[00:39:03] Not here.

[00:39:04] Not here?

[00:39:05] I'm going to put a little bit of stream.

[00:39:07] What?

[00:39:08] Yeah bro

[00:39:09] We wanna go on a means to

[00:39:10] Yes

[00:39:11] Let's fucking do this shit bro

[00:39:13] No

[00:39:14] No don't make me half way, Ron

[00:39:16] Half way

[00:39:17] Don't do it half way bro

[00:39:18] I'm doing this fucking real way

[00:39:19] There you fucking go

[00:39:20] We're from New Jersey bro

[00:39:21] I'm from Cherry Hill

[00:39:22] Come on bro, New Jersey brings killers

[00:39:24] Killers

[00:39:25] Oh wow

[00:39:26] They're gonna take a left

[00:39:27] Oh shit

[00:39:28] Yep

[00:39:29] Not again bro

[00:39:30] Not again dude

[00:39:31] What

[00:39:32] My mercilessness is laying on the highway

[00:39:35] We're not going to go on the highway

[00:39:38] Well, I'd be taking this little street street legal.

[00:39:41] That's too little of that.

[00:39:42] That's facts. Gilbert drove it from a west end of here.

[00:39:45] Oh, I'm not even.

[00:39:47] I'm not starting to get driver's license.

[00:39:50] I should wear a little bit of water.

[00:39:52] You just stepped foot on the concrete.

[00:39:55] Listen, if kids start honking the horn, they go finger at them.

[00:39:59] I will, here.

[00:40:00] One of these, maybe?

[00:40:02] And other now.

[00:40:03] Oh, apparently.

[00:40:05] It's a good way to go, man.

[00:40:07] It's a good way to go, man.

[00:40:09] It's a good way to go, man.

[00:40:11] I'm gonna go to a car in this case.

[00:40:13] Can I take a left?

[00:40:15] I'll just like the next thing.

[00:40:17] I'll take a left.

[00:40:29] I'm gonna do athletic shift, man.

[00:40:31] Yeah, fuck it, ok Ray.

[00:40:36] Ray?

[00:40:37] No fucks in there.

[00:40:39] Yeah bro, get Ray.

[00:40:41] Fuck the spot, gosh.

[00:40:44] Yeah, it's on the right side.

[00:40:49] Yeah, we're back.

[00:40:52] Back.

[00:40:57] You're scared. I'm not scared.

[00:41:02] You're scared of the land.

[00:41:06] You're gonna have to keep up with me by the end of this video.

[00:41:09] I'll have people with you.

[00:41:11] Ha ha ha ha.

[00:41:18] You think you're gonna have to let me go ahead and just let me go and let you know?

[00:41:22] Yeah, like that.

[00:41:24] Oh, you're behind us?

[00:41:26] I don't know, we're following you.

[00:41:29] We're following you.

[00:41:31] I think I'm going to take a left here.

[00:41:37] I think there's a lot.

[00:41:39] I feel like you should be in front of us, bro.

[00:41:41] No, I would make faces.

[00:41:43] You just going to stay where he's sitting

[00:41:45] and they go over the thing and listen.

[00:41:47] Okay, but yeah, yeah.

[00:41:49] You see what I have in my blind spot?

[00:41:51] Is it a sidewalk move?

[00:41:52] Yeah.

[00:41:52] Straight? That's where we're standing.

[00:41:54] Oh my God.

[00:41:55] Yo, mom, it's over under 13 minutes to get the predates in.

[00:42:19] Yeah, over under five hunks.

[00:42:21] Listen, you got this, Ronnie.

[00:42:23] Thanks, honey.

[00:42:25] Face green shorts.

[00:42:27] It's gonna happen.

[00:42:29] I'm gonna run next to you or behind you.

[00:42:31] We're gonna stay as close as we can

[00:42:33] to the sidewalk.

[00:42:35] And if people start fucking avoiding,

[00:42:37] Little finger. Hey, asshole.

[00:42:39] Can I do some stretches?

[00:42:41] Stretch. You need a stretch.

[00:42:43] Listen, bro, I'm really nervous.

[00:42:45] What the fuck is this, man?

[00:42:47] Stretch, bro.

[00:42:49] Is it is it good yeah, just the hotspot on the bag is crossed out

[00:43:03] No, it's not it's just there's no hot spot I can't connect to the hotspot so we just kind of hope it doesn't ask

[00:43:11] What about this

[00:43:13] and then we hop in the back loose.

[00:43:14] Oh yeah, we should do that.

[00:43:16] Have that.

[00:43:17] Yeah.

[00:43:18] I'm sorry.

[00:43:19] Lord said he's looking at it.

[00:43:21] Oh yeah.

[00:43:22] I might throw up.

[00:43:23] You're not going to throw up.

[00:43:24] I'm sorry.

[00:43:25] Unless you like spray as hard as you can.

[00:43:26] I'll take your toes.

[00:43:27] My heart's racing.

[00:43:28] That's your toes, bro.

[00:43:29] Oh, that's funny.

[00:43:30] Bro, my heart is racing.

[00:43:31] I'm sorry.

[00:43:32] I'm sorry.

[00:43:33] I'm sorry.

[00:43:34] I'm sorry.

[00:43:35] I'm sorry.

[00:43:36] I'm sorry.

[00:43:37] I'm sorry.

[00:43:38] I'm sorry.

[00:43:39] I'm sorry.

[00:43:40] I'm sorry.

[00:43:41] I'm sorry.

[00:43:42] I'm sorry.

[00:43:43] Oh, it's like a knob

[00:43:47] Okay, but like what do I do if I start passing out in the water?

[00:43:50] Brother we didn't bring shoes. I'm starting to get parsed in the mouth

[00:43:55] stretch bro

[00:43:57] The fuck is that?

[00:44:04] Oh my god, bro

[00:44:08] Stretch

[00:44:13] Gracious.

[00:44:16] Mirat, you know what I was thinking.

[00:44:18] I wanna make sure that I have that.

[00:44:20] Let me think about it.

[00:44:22] How far up is the heavier version of this boss.

[00:44:28] Wait.

[00:44:29] That is way better.

[00:44:31] Where is the rest of the work?

[00:44:34] summary

[00:44:37] Guys look, two weeks ago I really messed up.

[00:44:41] All right, hey listen Ron, just think about every time someone calls you a fat piece of

[00:44:50] fucking bacon, a fat sly, 30% body fat, worst person to run track, why is he running track

[00:45:00] over KDV?

[00:45:01] Just remember, I'm gonna beat Joe, I'm gonna beat you, I'm gonna beat everybody, I'm gonna

[00:45:10] I hope all my teammates are watching this. I can prove to them Joe, Jinxie, whoever's taking this bro

[00:45:18] Hey listen, YBG try to stay on the right side. You're going right here

[00:45:21] You know what I'm saying? Like as much as we can

[00:45:25] And make sure you know you look back make sure to keep up the pace. The pace I want to be is like right here

[00:45:30] Like a little bit maybe like this much distance

[00:45:35] I bet I might start sprinting here in there too. Do look at the dusty right zone

[00:45:40] Your goal is to be faster than this, Ron.

[00:45:44] Alright, let's get five light little jumps.

[00:45:47] For what?

[00:45:49] Just to blow up the legs, bro.

[00:45:51] I'll just blow my phone if anything's wrong, but everything should be good.

[00:45:55] We're on the bag.

[00:45:56] Alright, yo, Ron!

[00:45:58] On your countdown, dawg!

[00:46:02] Joe's calling me.

[00:46:03] Joe, what's up, bro?

[00:46:04] What's up, bro?

[00:46:05] Yo, Ron. I'm watching a video right now about mental health life performance, bro.

[00:46:10] Just keep in mind whatever you feel tired, just tell yourself you're doing good.

[00:46:16] You got that right?

[00:46:17] No, I'll be right in your ear.

[00:46:19] Like, I'll be motivated.

[00:46:20] I'll be motivated.

[00:46:21] No bullshit.

[00:46:22] I swear it.

[00:46:23] You tell yourself that.

[00:46:24] You tell me about it.

[00:46:25] No, no, no.

[00:46:26] You shouldn't be thinking like that.

[00:46:28] You'll be like, yo, this easy, this light work.

[00:46:31] Eight, six minute mile.

[00:46:33] Let's do this shit.

[00:46:34] And, bro, do not walk.

[00:46:36] If you walk for every time you stop and walk, I'm going to get behind you.

[00:46:39] I'm gonna get behind you and spank you

[00:46:43] Yo, yo, Joe is it normal to already have my heart racing before I start

[00:46:59] All right, bro, I got this thank you. All right, man. You got this bro. You got this bro. You got a whole world watching

[00:47:09] We're looking to beat 14 minutes and 30 seconds.

[00:47:15] There's no way to go.

[00:47:17] Doug, I think Lacey could beat that time with a 20-0.

[00:47:25] Is this your-

[00:47:25] He's clearing up, buddy.

[00:47:27] Travis, man.

[00:47:28] Here we go.

[00:47:29] Offered his car.

[00:47:30] Oh, no, he did a U-turn.

[00:47:31] On my go, I'm going to click start.

[00:47:34] Not where he's going, bro.

[00:47:36] Anyone else nervous for him?

[00:47:37] All right, ready?

[00:47:39] have zooms and everything three two one keep jogging you fat slob you fucking fat

[00:47:53] it's starting for percent body fat 30% body fat that's what they're saying in

[00:48:00] the chat you fat fucking monster you gotta keep up with us keep running keep

[00:48:11] running your two pays falling off the two pay keep going keep telling yeah fuck

[00:48:21] on ass

[00:48:23] you fucking shoot all right that's probably gonna cause how do you do

[00:48:27] yeah keep running you got 10 minutes left bro

[00:48:34] that fucking Perry keep running

[00:48:39] slow down a little bit I think I'm gonna make the last load

[00:48:44] Are you gonna run any fucking slower?

[00:48:52] Are you gonna run any fucking slower?

[00:48:54] Yeah, but what is wrong?

[00:48:56] I can't do this.

[00:48:58] Yes you can.

[00:49:00] Keep up your pace. Keep up your pace.

[00:49:06] You're doing great. You got this.

[00:49:08] No you don't.

[00:49:10] If you take a break, I swear to God, Ron.

[00:49:12] Think about your teammates.

[00:49:14] Think about everybody in the chat rooting for you.

[00:49:17] Think about...

[00:49:19] Yo, we're almost out of complete pause here.

[00:49:22] Ron, I think I should walk faster than you run, you fat fucking pig.

[00:49:27] As long as you don't stop, bro.

[00:49:29] I'm not any joking. I'm about to walk next to you.

[00:49:32] Yo, pause real quick, WebbyG.

[00:49:36] Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

[00:49:42] What's that?

[00:49:44] Bro.

[00:49:51] Man, pick up that fucking pace, bro!

[00:49:54] Pick up that fucking pace!

[00:49:56] Pick up the pace!

[00:50:00] Back to rough faster than you!

[00:50:02] He's 70 years old!

[00:50:04] Fuck the fuck it, man!

[00:50:06] What the fuck is this?

[00:50:08] That's what I'm talking about, bro.

[00:50:10] No, no, no!

[00:50:11] No. No!

[00:50:12] No!

[00:50:12] Don't stop.

[00:50:13] Whatever you do, stop and give up.

[00:50:15] I'm going back into the vehicle.

[00:50:17] Remember, don't let me walk faster than you do.

[00:50:20] No!

[00:50:21] No!

[00:50:22] Keep running.

[00:50:23] Keep running.

[00:50:25] Keep running!

[00:50:27] Never stop.

[00:50:29] No, no.

[00:50:30] Water is something that's mental.

[00:50:32] It's all mental.

[00:50:33] It's all mental.

[00:50:38] She keeps going.

[00:50:39] I know you're going two miles and up.

[00:50:42] Yo!

[00:50:43] Pick up the fucking bags!

[00:50:45] Go a little faster so he has to catch up.

[00:50:47] Yo, we're going a little faster so you're forced to catch up, okay?

[00:50:51] Okay?

[00:50:52] That'd be a good...

[00:50:54] Yo, why you just...

[00:50:56] Yo, run!

[00:50:58] Run!

[00:51:00] Run, you fat pig!

[00:51:03] You fat fucking pig!

[00:51:06] Fuck your shoes.

[00:51:13] Now slow down bro, he's not catching up.

[00:51:17] This is disgusting, man.

[00:51:18] You had a 15-minute mile, you had a 15-minute mile you'll pace, dog.

[00:51:24] You're at .4?

[00:51:26] .4.

[00:51:27] What's the time at?

[00:51:28] Four minutes.

[00:51:29] Four minutes.

[00:51:30] That means you're on a nine-minute pace.

[00:51:35] That's not bad at all Ron you better keep running dog

[00:51:39] There's no way close for bro. You fucking cheated my people for me already been a what has a mom

[00:51:44] And he hasn't stopped you so like that's all I'm out of

[00:51:48] No, no, I swear to God. I'm about to get down there

[00:51:52] Keep running keep running

[00:52:05] Have you got it?

[00:52:11] labor shop

[00:52:26] go

[00:52:35] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, you don't get to tie your shoes.

[00:52:38] Run, run, run!

[00:52:39] Run, bro.

[00:52:41] Run!

[00:52:42] Go!

[00:52:43] Go, you're almost halfway.

[00:52:47] This is bad, bro.

[00:52:50] This is bad, bro.

[00:52:53] Stop, stop.

[00:52:54] Go, run.

[00:52:56] Point five.

[00:52:57] Who's going to push that?

[00:52:58] Who's going to carry the punch?

[00:53:00] Who's going to carry the punch?

[00:53:02] Huh, good?

[00:53:04] Go ahead and hold.

[00:53:06] Go ahead and hold.

[00:53:07] Now keep running.

[00:53:08] Keep running.

[00:53:09] Keep running.

[00:53:11] Keep running.

[00:53:12] Keep running.

[00:53:14] Keep running.

[00:53:15] Don't stop.

[00:53:17] Don't stop.

[00:53:23] There you go.

[00:53:24] He's not doing well.

[00:53:26] He's not the fucking man.

[00:53:28] Think about the edits.

[00:53:32] Think about the edits.

[00:53:33] You got this, bruh.

[00:53:35] What's the pace?

[00:53:37] What's the pace?

[00:53:39] I don't know.

[00:53:41] Okay.

[00:53:43] It's not cheating, bruh.

[00:53:45] You should be at advantage at downhill.

[00:53:47] No, why are you walking, Ron?

[00:53:49] You ask me like somebody's granny, dawg.

[00:53:51] What is this speed walk?

[00:53:53] Your hips are jiggling, Ron.

[00:53:55] I'm not kidding.

[00:53:57] I'm not kidding.

[00:53:59] I'm not kidding.

[00:54:01] You're fucking disgrace doc. What is this? Yes, pick up the pace. There you go. There you go! There you go! There you go! Why don't you pick it up? Why don't you pick it up? Why don't you pick it up? No, bro. As soon as we pick it up, you slide back. I don't understand, bro. I don't understand.

[00:54:24] Let's go.

[00:54:26] Let's go.

[00:54:28] Go!

[00:54:30] Stop!

[00:54:32] Alright, alright.

[00:54:34] Tie your shoes, bro.

[00:54:36] Tie your shoes half time.

[00:54:38] Half time.

[00:54:40] Tie your shoes.

[00:54:42] Oh, that's the ball's first.

[00:54:44] For the brakes.

[00:54:46] Just tuck them in.

[00:54:48] Tuck them in.

[00:54:50] Alright, go, go, go, go, go, go.

[00:54:52] go go go go pick your head up look at me look at me go go go go I see go run

[00:54:59] jog form thinking about your form thinking about your it's all mental

[00:55:04] run why are you walking I'm out of get down there I'm out of get down there I'm

[00:55:09] I'm out again.

[00:55:09] I speak 20 seconds.

[00:55:11] No, I don't know.

[00:55:13] You do your teammate, don't be like,

[00:55:14] oh, you got 20 seconds.

[00:55:16] Ow.

[00:55:17] Ow.

[00:55:22] I don't want to do this.

[00:55:24] Ow.

[00:55:25] I don't want to do this.

[00:55:27] Keep running.

[00:55:31] Keep running!

[00:55:37] Keep running!

[00:55:39] Don't...

[00:55:41] What's that for?

[00:55:43] What's that for?

[00:55:45] You stopped five times!

[00:55:47] Finish it strong!

[00:55:49] Finish strong!

[00:55:51] Think about your family at the end.

[00:55:53] They're dying. They're all in wheelchairs.

[00:55:57] Brad, you have two minutes left to save Boba's life.

[00:55:59] She's at the end of this life.

[00:56:01] She's at the end of this life.

[00:56:03] No, Ryan Garcia is behind you! Ryan Garcia!

[00:56:12] There's a planet fitness behind you! What the fuck?

[00:56:16] Run!

[00:56:19] Run! Yo!

[00:56:24] Finish! Why are you on the phone?

[00:56:27] Why are you on the phone now? I'm not on the line. Let me step out and talk.

[00:56:30] Yeah, yeah, yeah, roll for sure, right? Roll for sure.

[00:56:50] Keep running! Keep running! Keep running!

[00:56:54] Don't give up! Don't give up! Don't give up!

[00:57:00] What's the time right y'all

[00:57:16] My god

[00:57:30] Yo, there's canes at the end of this mile.

[00:57:36] There's canes at the end of this mile.

[00:57:44] That means start jogging, buddy.

[00:57:46] Hey, yo.

[00:57:48] We got canes over here.

[00:57:51] Last point ten, okay?

[00:57:55] It's the main road now.

[00:57:57] So they're right, yep.

[00:58:00] Yeah, pass this up, bro.

[00:58:02] Pass this out.

[00:58:03] Pass this out. Keep up the pace.

[00:58:04] Keep the pace up, Ron.

[00:58:07] Think about Berger.

[00:58:09] Think about Ryan Garcia chasing you.

[00:58:12] You versus him.

[00:58:14] Who's gonna win?

[00:58:16] Who's gonna carry the boats?

[00:58:18] You have to save your family.

[00:58:20] They're in a burning, hot building right now.

[00:58:23] And you're the only one that can save them, Ron.

[00:58:26] all you have is you and your legs run Ron your family's burning alive right now

[00:58:33] in GTA yes you're right there you're almost there you've got to save them

[00:58:39] Ron

[00:58:56] Survey says 10 minutes and 44 seconds they're saying that that was kilometers

[00:59:26] You did it. You did it.

[00:59:28] Yeah, you did it.

[00:59:30] What's up, Ron?

[00:59:34] Well, he ran a 10-minute mile at 23 years old.

[00:59:40] That's honestly not bad.

[00:59:42] You proved me wrong, Ron.

[00:59:45] You have a lot to work on.

[00:59:48] All right, now you're running them all back.

[00:59:50] All right, let's go.

[00:59:52] Now he's running them all back.

[00:59:54] You want me up you want up no you want to train you want to train

[01:00:01] Come on

[01:00:03] Yo get up

[01:00:04] How your shoes get up?

[01:00:10] How about your turn

[01:00:16] You want to talk all that shit last thing there bro, so beat my time

[01:00:20] Eat my fucking time

[01:00:22] We'll talk all that shit, right so meet my fucking time. I would dead ass not

[01:00:28] You want me to embarrass you duck?

[01:00:39] That's the doubters in your chat, that's literally your chat IRL chatter did a drive by on you

[01:00:46] You can sit here on your ass shoes untied and give up

[01:00:52] I can't believe it, let me prove everybody wrong.

[01:00:57] I can't believe what?

[01:00:58] I did it bro.

[01:00:59] I beat my time, my last year, 14 minutes and 30 seconds.

[01:01:03] It was 9!

[01:01:04] No.

[01:01:05] In that video?

[01:01:06] That wasn't full mile, I cheated.

[01:01:08] Oh.

[01:01:09] I'm not going to the gym for a week.

[01:01:13] Hell no, what?

[01:01:14] This is like, this is like 5 cheat days.

[01:01:17] I'm not better, I'm not.

[01:01:20] You probably burned off this whole week's worth of food.

[01:01:23] Wait, so you're telling me I just ran all that time?

[01:01:26] All that sweat?

[01:01:27] All that shit for 112 calories to be burned, it said?

[01:01:31] I mean, yeah, that's-

[01:01:32] It's like not even one tenth of what I eat!

[01:01:35] I mean, it was 10 minutes, bro.

[01:01:37] 10 minutes out of 24 hours.

[01:01:40] That's why you needed one and one back.

[01:01:44] Yep.

[01:01:45] New cakes.

[01:01:50] I'm not, you know my size, I'm Siam, they're A6, it's time to fucking do it, you know what I'm

[01:02:06] not, I got asthma bro, oh that shit talking for what, I don't want to hear that, Diamond

[01:02:10] Jim don't give a fuck about your asthma, I didn't get water right, I bet you bitch,

[01:02:15] It's fucking time!

[01:02:17] I need my phone for that?

[01:02:19] Nah, if you want it, if you use it.

[01:02:21] It's not, it's not the same.

[01:02:23] Bro, let's just go back to where you started.

[01:02:25] We're going to go back.

[01:02:27] We're going to keep going right now.

[01:02:29] Keep going?

[01:02:31] Go that fucking ground!

[01:02:35] Alright, bitch, all I need is...

[01:02:37] Here.

[01:02:39] So he's cheating.

[01:02:41] We're going to go home or stay this way?

[01:02:43] straight. It gets uphill as far. Good. You might have run downhill.

[01:02:54] You want to cry or not? Hold mine, hold mine, hail it. Whenever it says start, it's going

[01:03:02] to count down from three. And when you look at the phone, he'll tell you. You ready? You

[01:03:12] You got to be ten minutes, forty four seconds, click start, and tell me what it says and count it down.

[01:03:16] Three, two, one.

[01:03:20] Let's go, bro. Let's go, you fat bitch.

[01:03:23] Yeah, let's go, you fat bitch. All that jogging's not gonna get you anywhere.

[01:03:27] Yo, come on. Let's go, chop chop.

[01:03:30] I could run faster than this.

[01:03:32] What is this, some sissy shit?

[01:03:34] What the fuck are you doing?

[01:03:36] You stupid bitch?

[01:03:38] You stupid fucking bitch.

[01:03:40] Let's see you do it.

[01:03:42] Oh, look what I got.

[01:03:44] Oh, you want it?

[01:03:45] You can't breathe.

[01:03:46] I don't give a fuck.

[01:03:47] I don't give a shit.

[01:03:49] You want water?

[01:03:50] Yeah, now you're regretting it, right?

[01:03:52] Let's see you beat my time, fat ass.

[01:03:54] All that fucking shutting out for what?

[01:03:56] Who stopped boxing?

[01:03:57] Hey, that's the guy who almost got

[01:03:58] dropped by Asian Jeff, ain't it?

[01:04:00] Yeah, that's him, ain't it?

[01:04:02] That's the guy who rigged his own boxing match

[01:04:04] to win against Asian Jeff.

[01:04:07] Yeah, look at him, bro.

[01:04:09] This shit not gonna last much.

[01:04:11] Yo, do I gotta get over here and stick a finger up your ass?

[01:04:15] I'm jogging, bitch! Not fast enough!

[01:04:18] Joe, this is sad, man. You fat bitch.

[01:04:21] Hurry up. What are they gonna do at streamer games?

[01:04:23] They gonna laugh at you? They gonna say, they gonna say, that guy needs an inhaler.

[01:04:27] That guy's out of shame.

[01:04:28] I have asthma, bro.

[01:04:29] Hey, everybody give a fuck about asthma.

[01:04:31] You think the Diamond Gym give a fuck about asthma?

[01:04:33] You literally dozed the Diamond Gym.

[01:04:35] I dozed the Diamond Gym. I had a better sense than you, bitch.

[01:04:38] I would stop all that talking you're gonna run out of air and you're gonna need this and you're not getting this

[01:04:43] When the workouts done you're not getting it either

[01:04:45] Yeah

[01:04:46] Yeah, what you got right now how many miles not enough point to what I'm fucking you move it that quick

[01:04:53] Let's go bro

[01:04:56] Top top

[01:04:58] Joe Bart just typed in the chat lol this guy's so out of shape. I'm gonna beat his ass those streamer games

[01:05:03] Jamesy just typed, who the fuck is this guy, man?

[01:05:08] This fucking chopped Asian motherfucker.

[01:05:11] Hey, you want your inhaler?

[01:05:13] I'm about to waste a fucking puff.

[01:05:15] You want it?

[01:05:19] Let's go.

[01:05:22] Let's go, bro.

[01:05:23] Oh shit, why did you stop in the car?

[01:05:25] Yo, I'm noticing something, bro. Do you notice it?

[01:05:27] He's gone farther as we keep driving.

[01:05:29] I thought you said to keep up.

[01:05:31] Yeah, let that sweat come. Yeah, be angry! Get angry! Get angry!

[01:05:38] Imagine all those people just typing in your chat calling you chopped calling you ugly.

[01:05:45] Look at this man. Yo, do I gotta get out of this bucket?

[01:05:49] No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[01:05:55] Hey, wait up.

[01:06:02] Let's go.

[01:06:05] Hey, I don't know if you noticed.

[01:06:15] It's going uphill a little.

[01:06:17] Speed's you just gotta work harder.

[01:06:21] That wasn't dangerous at all, was it?

[01:06:24] What you got right now?

[01:06:31] Yeah, it's going downhill in a second.

[01:06:38] By a second I mean eight minutes.

[01:06:40] Keep running, bitch.

[01:06:41] And bro, that's shit talking you did.

[01:06:45] Look where it got you, bro.

[01:06:48] All those people who shit talk you, they're watching right now wanting to see you fail.

[01:06:51] Yeah, this guy makes me sick, look at him bro, he doesn't want it, he doesn't fucking

[01:07:00] want it.

[01:07:01] He's sick, he doesn't want it bro, honestly, I'm gonna let him just think of, hey, I'm

[01:07:08] not gonna talk to you for the next minute, think of all those comments in your brain,

[01:07:12] oh he's chocked, he's ugly, oh, he hates Asian people even though he's Asian, think

[01:07:19] Think about it.

[01:07:21] Think about it.

[01:07:28] Yeah, think of all those thoughts.

[01:07:30] It's quiet now, it's just you and your thoughts.

[01:07:32] What would David Goggins do?

[01:07:34] Would you sit here like this, this low?

[01:07:36] I don't care that you're wearing shorts.

[01:07:38] I don't care that you got something on your shirt.

[01:07:40] Ain't nobody give a fuck.

[01:07:41] I don't want to hear those fucking excuses.

[01:07:43] No, you got the word something.

[01:07:45] You're on fucking Flamingo Street, Mahalan Drive.

[01:07:47] Holland Drive. Now I get where our location. Chug, chug. We don't got much time till the

[01:07:52] ops get here, bitch.

[01:07:53] What would Moreland do? What would Moreland do? You're gonna get hit. Or you did it.

[01:08:05] I'm going down though!

[01:08:07] You fat bitch!

[01:08:09] Would more than take a breath?

[01:08:11] Yeah!

[01:08:13] I'm just typing the chat.

[01:08:15] I'm going to come over here and beat your ass and give you liver shots if you don't pick it up.

[01:08:17] Oh yeah, there you go.

[01:08:19] There you go.

[01:08:21] Yeah, embrace it.

[01:08:23] Embrace that hot.

[01:08:25] You're not even sweating for real.

[01:08:27] You want your inhaler?

[01:08:29] What the fuck?

[01:08:31] Yeah.

[01:08:33] Yeah

[01:08:36] Yeah, let's go come on. Let's go

[01:08:44] You know I'm about to stick this inhaler up my asshole if you don't fucking pick it up and you're gonna suck on my shit

[01:08:49] You understand me?

[01:08:50] What we at right now talk to me

[01:08:53] 1-6-3 1-6-3 buddy. You just got halfway. You just started

[01:08:59] Welcome to fucking hell, bro evil city population

[01:09:03] me and you pick it up good yes see good you got to work I go on the other side

[01:09:14] yeah that time we're gonna keep moving

[01:09:18] Take a look at my shoes.

[01:09:21] Go, go, go, go, go, go.

[01:09:24] Right, be safe.

[01:09:26] Make sure you get on the right side.

[01:09:28] Over here, come on.

[01:09:30] Go.

[01:09:32] Yeah.

[01:09:34] Now we're going downhill.

[01:09:36] What the fuck is the excuse now? You got a speed boost.

[01:09:39] No, no, no, keep going.

[01:09:41] You got a fucking speed boost, bro.

[01:09:44] Yeah, breathe. Yeah, listen to that.

[01:09:46] You're gonna get a bunch of Asian girls that clip this in and love this time that you deep breathe it in their ears

[01:09:53] Take that shirt off

[01:09:55] Take it off take it off take it off

[01:10:01] Who's a fat bitch right now I'm in front of you

[01:10:05] Let's go bro

[01:10:07] Won't deep breathe like that. You're gonna run out of air

[01:10:10] You got people cheering you on

[01:10:12] I got to get out of this car and push him down this fucking horse.

[01:10:16] I got to knock you over.

[01:10:18] What you got right now?

[01:10:19] 0.8.

[01:10:20] You're almost done.

[01:10:21] 0.2.

[01:10:22] What's your time looking like?

[01:10:23] 10 and a half.

[01:10:24] Oh god, what?

[01:10:25] Take your time, bro.

[01:10:26] Take your time.

[01:10:27] Take a couple of breaths each time.

[01:10:28] Just breathe, bro.

[01:10:29] Relax.

[01:10:30] You can restart.

[01:10:31] Just chill.

[01:10:32] You're doing really good, bro.

[01:10:33] Take a break.

[01:10:34] Let's just use your catch of breath.

[01:10:35] You need your inhaler?

[01:10:36] I'll give you your inhaler.

[01:10:37] Let's just use your catch of breath.

[01:10:39] You need your inhaler?

[01:10:40] I give you your inhaler.

[01:10:42] You need your inhaler?

[01:10:44] I got you right here.

[01:10:45] Here you go, bro.

[01:10:47] Why would you go? Why would you go?

[01:10:48] Fuck this guy.

[01:10:49] You fucking crazy? You're not gonna miss shit.

[01:10:50] Let's go. Come on.

[01:10:52] Let's go, ancient bitch.

[01:10:56] Let's fucking go, man.

[01:11:01] Let's do it!

[01:11:05] Come on!

[01:11:07] Come on bro, all those jokes call me fat. Fat Indian vendor, that's what you be calling me, right?

[01:11:12] Well, Zin chow, motherfucker. Welcome to hell. Let's go.

[01:11:18] Let's go! Let's move!

[01:11:22] Do I gotta get the weights on your shoulder?

[01:11:28] What you got right now?

[01:11:29] Going on a three. What?

[01:11:31] One more sign.

[01:11:33] Any foreshad- RUN!

[01:11:35] Bucket, just cast him behind me, he has no option but to finish strong.

[01:11:39] I'm gonna finish strong! Come on, finish faster! You're right there! You're right there! You're right there! You're right there! All the haters! The people who had that one Asian podcast behind you! That should talk to you!

[01:11:53] What you at? None!

[01:11:55] What?

[01:11:57] What?

[01:11:59] Are you glitching?

[01:12:31] We're good. Yeah, we're good. We'll probably just go back and smoke.

[01:12:37] Yeah, fax.

[01:12:40] Hold on, hold on, young Fargod.

[01:12:49] Listen, boys, at the end of the day, me and Jason got to the work.

[01:12:54] While these guys are shit talking to us, while these guys are saying we can't do it, bro, guess who's getting the work done?

[01:13:01] Oh my god

[01:13:03] I'm not doing that again

[01:13:05] Streamer game is calling our name

[01:13:07] We're gonna be fucking bees

[01:13:09] Nobody's training like us bro

[01:13:11] I'm fucking ready

[01:13:13] I don't know where Lacey is

[01:13:15] He's up next bro

[01:13:17] He's gotta go next

[01:13:19] I'm not sure

[01:13:21] Oh my god

[01:13:23] Ready, ready

[01:13:25] Oh my god

[01:13:27] You ready, man?

[01:13:28] You ready?

[01:13:29] Oh, wow.

[01:13:30] You're all that a fuck up.

[01:13:32] You see, man, that ain't good.

[01:13:35] You good, man?

[01:13:37] Now, this is sweet legal, by the way.

[01:13:38] You can get in the left lane.

[01:13:39] Yeah, people complain that this is part of it.

[01:13:41] Excuse me.

[01:13:42] It's silly.

[01:13:43] You spent a little too much.

[01:13:44] Oh, God.

[01:13:45] This Chinese guy, man.

[01:13:46] Good job, man.

[01:13:47] I'm proud of you.

[01:13:48] You know, a lot of people say they're proud of something.

[01:13:51] Good job, bro.

[01:13:52] What?

[01:13:53] You can take that off.

[01:13:54] It's a little off.

[01:13:55] You see, it's a 40-second thing.

[01:13:56] You're in a man's world now. I'm a man. You're a little boy. And I like to play with little

[01:14:16] boys. No, no, no, no, no, that's not what I meant. That's not what I meant. You're a

[01:14:19] boy in a man's world. And I'm a man who loves little boys. No, that's not what I meant either.

[01:14:25] That's solid I

[01:14:31] Does anyone know that reference or am I gonna get canceled?

[01:14:40] Fucking hell man. Hey, we did it

[01:14:42] I think this shirt is pretty good.

[01:14:44] Fuck you.

[01:14:52] What?

[01:14:53] Better by the way, Jason?

[01:14:55] My body looked better now that I'm working out?

[01:14:57] Uh, stop.

[01:15:00] I mean, that stopped.

[01:15:02] You stopped.

[01:15:03] That stopped what?

[01:15:05] My body.

[01:15:07] I'm fucking ready to go to Shriver Beach today, how many quicker, what are we at, 48 hours?

[01:15:16] I'm not sure if you fucking got it. Hey, every hour it seems like we're out into trophies.

[01:15:25] I'm missing that fucking trophy this year. I don't know what it cost me. I'm Marcia.

[01:15:31] I can't just warn you now either, me and Jason can't we already work out on facts.

[01:15:34] We already worked out.

[01:15:36] Yeah, we gotta reskip.

[01:15:38] We already worked out.

[01:15:40] Oh, fuck.

[01:15:46] It was like a pack-up, but it...

[01:15:48] Yo, we said you were just running miles for fun, bro.

[01:15:50] You're in front of a break.

[01:15:54] Okay, bro. Nobody actually runs miles on my cheats.

[01:15:58] I'm not serious. What we just did is what, like, Olympians do.

[01:16:04] Yeah, sure.

[01:16:08] Name a streamer that's faster than us.

[01:16:15] Hey! Listen, bro.

[01:16:18] You gotta dominate the game. Listen, there's one fucking day until streamer games.

[01:16:22] Tomorrow's Friday.

[01:16:23] Yo, I nominate three people to try to outbeat me in my time.

[01:16:27] Joe Port, don't fuck yourself.

[01:16:30] Jake Seed, don't fuck yourself.

[01:16:32] Don't fuck yourself

[01:16:34] What about you?

[01:16:36] I'm doing all my teammates

[01:16:38] Booby Bean

[01:16:40] Mr. Team

[01:16:42] And

[01:16:44] Sierra, oh watch out watch out

[01:16:46] I'm pushing you out

[01:16:48] And he's all my

[01:16:50] And he's all my team, good

[01:16:52] Turned out he called me a fat slump

[01:16:54] He's a fucking bacon

[01:16:58] Macy said that he could run a six minute mile

[01:17:00] Yeah, maybe if he puts fucking boost on his fucking wheelchair

[01:17:10] How much you choke me with your fucking thoughts

[01:17:24] I'm gonna feel your force getting over my head

[01:17:27] So that my fucking whole head is underneath your foreskin, and I'm gonna suck the cum out of you

[01:17:43] I'm leaving the stream

[01:17:45] Alright, what about this? Is this change your mind?

[01:17:49] Tricky, you literally eat peculiarly

[01:17:52] Shut up, back up

[01:17:57] If we run that 10 minute mile, it's gonna take me a minute to get here.

[01:18:15] If we're at about 100 meters, how many meters are in a mile?

[01:18:20] We can divide if I got it, that's our time.

[01:18:22] I don't know how long this is supposed to last bro.

[01:18:24] We have to catch it in the spring, that's a bit of a chipmunk, tell me how it moves.

[01:18:32] Fuck I'm hungry.

[01:18:35] We don't have to take, we don't have to take breaks.

[01:18:37] Shower, I gotta shower.

[01:18:42] Oh bro, should be actually a canes.

[01:18:45] Yo bro, should we go on a golf cart bro?

[01:18:47] I don't know where it happened bro.

[01:18:49] Yo, I'm trying to go to Malibu in the golf cart one of these days

[01:19:10] Leaked leaked leaked leaked

[01:19:13] Hey slash turn whether off my right

[01:19:19] hide it. Why are you on my nickel?

[01:19:29] I saw a bear in here before in Lace.

[01:19:35] Because I saw it. We turned into a campfire story. Where are we going full

[01:19:38] blast? Oh, last post we gotta run the hill

[01:19:42] on here. Hey, we gotta run this hill. Look at this.

[01:19:45] Who wants to see me Jason run the hill?

[01:19:48] Look at this, look, look, come on, bro!

[01:19:53] This hill of jazz.

[01:19:56] He doesn't want a bad day.

[01:19:58] This is how much fun it is.

[01:20:00] I hate August, bro.

[01:20:03] Bro, why did you, bro, it's not August.

[01:20:05] Why did you lie to me?

[01:20:06] Why did you lie to me?

[01:20:08] This is the last day of July.

[01:20:10] Hey, why did you lie?

[01:20:12] Why'd you lie to me?

[01:20:13] Hey, slow down.

[01:20:14] I'm gonna give a fuck who you are.

[01:20:16] You want to complain about us driving fast, dick?

[01:20:19] Good, then you better.

[01:20:21] What do you smell like right now?

[01:20:23] I smell like Nadja.

[01:20:25] What is that?

[01:20:26] What's what?

[01:20:27] Nadja.

[01:20:28] Nadja hadn't sucked his dick?

[01:20:29] God, I actually ought to say this.

[01:20:31] Fuck.

[01:20:32] He got me, man.

[01:20:34] What the fuck is this?

[01:20:40] How you doing, sir?

[01:20:41] We just ran a mile.

[01:20:43] Hold on, y'all.

[01:20:44] Hold on.

[01:20:45] What the fuck is this who pre-ordered to our dash to the house?

[01:20:50] It's me I ordered food

[01:20:52] No, oh no, tell them to open the gate. We can't be in the Sun like this. Is that Tyler one? Is that Bob?

[01:21:00] I can't even show it or address

[01:21:04] Welcome to the courier outside. Yo, oh my fucking got it

[01:21:08] Yeah, I

[01:21:12] Hey, dude Jason, that's what I say. Thank you, bro. My father doing you know, can you show Jason the fucking wings chop face?

[01:21:18] Let's figure it in we're in never knows where we live

[01:21:22] Everyone's happy in the courthouse. No, don't do that

[01:21:25] You have a shotgun traps everywhere

[01:21:38] Oh, that was funny.

[01:21:40] I'm gonna need to crank up the fuel to get to the bottom of the hulls.

[01:21:48] After straight I'm gonna do a third strap.

[01:21:50] I've been seeing how crazy it is that everyone's third strap is for something like pre-crate.

[01:21:54] Can I see it?

[01:21:55] No, no, no. I'm on a pre-piled trend. It's gonna be a stable trend.

[01:21:57] Everyone's gonna be doing it.

[01:21:59] Which Cybertrap is that?

[01:22:01] That's not the one I'm shooting.

[01:22:02] They're saying that's Ryan Garcia.

[01:22:04] Oh, God.

[01:22:05] Does he have a Cybertrap?

[01:22:07] I think so.

[01:22:08] Put on guard.

[01:22:09] I think so.

[01:22:10] I'm pretty sure.

[01:22:11] Oh, I see him.

[01:22:12] No, you don't.

[01:22:13] GG's.

[01:22:14] Oh, no.

[01:22:15] Get in there, bro.

[01:22:16] Fuck him.

[01:22:17] He's gonna shout.

[01:22:18] Oh, yeah, that's good.

[01:22:19] How you doing?

[01:22:20] Nice to meet you.

[01:22:21] I'm an athlete.

[01:22:22] My name is Daniel.

[01:22:23] I'm an auto.

[01:22:24] I know you can talk about my position.

[01:22:25] It's just in time.

[01:22:26] Yeah, honestly.

[01:22:27] Nice to meet you.

[01:22:28] We just ran a one-minute mile.

[01:22:29] We couldn't even leave you.

[01:22:30] We just ran a one-minute mile.

[01:22:31] We just ran a one-minute mile.

[01:22:32] We just ran a one-minute mile.

[01:22:33] We just ran a one-minute mile.

[01:22:34] We just ran a one-minute mile.

[01:22:35] We just ran a one minute mile for one minute mile.

[01:22:40] Yeah, Jason.

[01:22:41] My name is Eric.

[01:22:44] Hey, Eric.

[01:22:45] Can I shake your hand?

[01:22:46] Yeah, I don't want to get on Twitter.

[01:22:48] You're good.

[01:22:49] Asian people.

[01:22:49] Now you're good.

[01:22:50] You're good.

[01:22:51] That's your best friend though, right?

[01:22:52] That's not my best friend.

[01:22:57] She's an artist.

[01:22:58] I make a song with her.

[01:23:00] I'm an athlete.

[01:23:01] So yeah, welcome to the courthouse.

[01:23:03] What the fuck?

[01:23:04] Oh my God.

[01:23:05] Oh, welcome to the floor, right?

[01:23:11] Six minutes, 45 seconds.

[01:23:17] You're in a 10-40, I'm in a 10-8-30.

[01:23:21] Where's he going?

[01:23:25] Oh, listen, where's he?

[01:23:27] I don't know, I don't know.

[01:23:30] Is that my shorts daddy?

[01:23:37] No it's not me.

[01:23:46] Double-stared.

[01:23:47] Yeah, you got to pull me.

[01:23:49] Okay.

[01:23:50] I'll play.

[01:23:51] I'll just keep pulling back.

[01:23:52] Yeah, it's pretty loud.

[01:23:54] Just see how...

[01:23:55] Oh, that's good.

[01:23:56] That's good.

[01:23:57] It's like cheap comics.

[01:23:59] That was a three leg day for me right there.

[01:24:04] Oh, fuck my ass.

[01:24:09] I swear you didn't make a chameleon on that one.

[01:24:11] I know, I saw it go through.

[01:24:19] This is what he might write.

[01:24:20] No, I just said to him, he said he's done.

[01:24:23] He said it'd be a good segment.

[01:24:25] Like a rainwater?

[01:24:26] Yeah.

[01:24:27] Sorry, I said it right.

[01:24:28] There's the segment there.

[01:24:29] Hey, also it's just content.

[01:24:30] It's just content.

[01:24:35] Oh my god.

[01:24:35] This is our content.

[01:24:38] Can we get a WAC to check?

[01:24:50] Drink real water.

[01:24:51] But I can't drink real water without gagging.

[01:24:53] I'm not doing it.

[01:24:56] So this dude Lacey did it. Bro, I fucking smell like ass right now.

[01:25:00] I'm supposed to.

[01:25:01] Somebody's allowed to shit.

[01:25:03] Yeah, we're...

[01:25:05] Sorry if my six pack looks different right now.

[01:25:09] I know.

[01:25:11] Tell Lacey to pick up. Don't type in my chat though.

[01:25:17] Yo, bro, what's good, bro?

[01:25:23] Yo, bro.

[01:25:25] Yeah, so, all this, as far as you steal Darla's pizza when she's on her, and now you steal

[01:25:32] her in water, or only source the mature lights while she's on her period.

[01:25:38] Is Darla with you right now?

[01:25:43] Um, she's in the bathroom.

[01:25:46] Okay. Listen, I'll challenge you to a, to a mile run, right now on stream.

[01:25:54] I can't even walk

[01:25:56] Listen man, I challenge you

[01:25:59] I'll get what time did you get? What time?

[01:26:01] What do you mean what time did I get?

[01:26:02] Like, what was your mile time?

[01:26:04] My mile time?

[01:26:06] Yeah

[01:26:07] My mile time was 10 minutes and 44 seconds

[01:26:13] It really was Jason's was eight minutes and 44 seconds

[01:26:16] I'm not kidding. I think I can roll in my wheelchair a faster mile in that

[01:26:21] Yo buddy, do you realize before I informed my ACL my mile time was 5 minutes and 45 seconds, right?

[01:26:29] That's not about the time, Lacey, before I got hurt.

[01:26:34] Lacey, I'm going to hang up the phone before I hang up.

[01:26:37] Do you know if Darlin knows who Pete is?

[01:26:39] Pete?

[01:26:42] Yeah, pizza. I ate her pizza, bro. Tell her to go fuck herself.

[01:26:45] Get it back in blood. I got your vitamin water, too.

[01:26:49] I can't work out any more I'm dead out serious chat. I'm working out starting now chat. I'm done

[01:27:12] The skateboarder lock-in is over.

[01:27:16] I gotta call my mom.

[01:27:18] I gotta call my mom until I get there.

[01:27:20] Hey mom, it's me, Ron.

[01:27:23] Hi.

[01:27:24] I'm live right now.

[01:27:26] I just want to let you know so you can be proud of me.

[01:27:28] I just ran a mile on stream.

[01:27:30] You did.

[01:27:31] See, I knew you would support me.

[01:27:34] I ran 10 minutes and 44 seconds mile.

[01:27:37] Did you really?

[01:27:38] Yup.

[01:27:39] Seriously, that is incredible.

[01:27:41] Thank you, mom. Thank you. I love you. Wow

[01:27:45] Thank you, thank you

[01:27:49] See imagine if I had to love and support like that from everyone in here. Oh

[01:27:53] My mom loves me man

[01:27:59] She thinks your special needs

[01:28:06] You think I can have a quick shower

[01:28:08] I'll be literally three minutes.

[01:28:11] I just need to get soaked in my own water real quick.

[01:28:14] Can you hold it down though?

[01:28:15] Sure.

[01:28:16] You're free to form edits, bro.

[01:28:17] Go whatever you need.

[01:28:18] I'm just trying to start on TikTok and show them.

[01:28:19] I mean, that's a risky take.

[01:28:20] Just do both, bro.

[01:28:21] Walk around and do TikTok.

[01:28:22] I'll be five minutes maximum, and if I'm not back in five minutes, I'll let you...

[01:28:28] We'll play Black Ops 2 all night.

[01:28:30] Okay, but thank you so much.

[01:28:37] I'll just wait in here, you might hear a sound.

[01:28:47] So give me five minutes bro, do what you gotta do.

[01:28:50] Alright, alright.

[01:28:51] What up guys?

[01:28:52] It's pretty hot in like every room besides Lacey's room so probably just going here.

[01:29:04] What are you guys getting into, bro?

[01:29:10] Let me get my phone out too real quick, if y'all don't mind.

[01:29:18] Hey, Sniper's only, Sniper's only, Sniper's only, Sniper's only, Sniper's only.

[01:29:24] Sniper's only.

[01:29:26] So do you guys want to watch TikTok?

[01:29:29] Yeah, I can flip it on myself.

[01:29:31] I can do a face reveal.

[01:29:32] Let me try pod this.

[01:29:34] Um, I'm going to Twitch.

[01:29:50] I just moved into the courthouse.

[01:29:59] With all my friends

[01:30:02] Got a jersey on the wall

[01:30:16] This is just me got my running shoes on case we had to run a mile today

[01:30:29] I went from watching my son.

[01:30:32] Listen.

[01:30:33] The face of the...

[01:30:37] All you...

[01:30:41] You're based in Howard Wood.

[01:30:45] You want to say anything, Eddie?

[01:30:47] I'm sure I hope that you have a fun of all the CP I've got to say.

[01:30:50] What?

[01:30:51] What?

[01:30:59] Slow down.

[01:31:06] Guys, you know we all have the same FIP.

[01:31:19] You have the same 4U page as famous people.

[01:31:28] Did you know I did not know that now you know that now you know that okay

[01:31:42] Well, I just started watching that show

[01:31:58] Oh

[01:32:05] We got it did you guys see this Tony Romo footage did you guys see this

[01:32:11] You guys think he was under the influence or nah, bro, I'm gonna turn on my brightness

[01:32:15] It's fucked the cobwebs anyways though.

[01:32:31] I'm not gonna lie, right now is like I would get off tiktok cause it's not really dealing

[01:32:43] I'm not switching to reels bro, if I switch to reels I'll get fucking killed.

[01:33:02] This is walk around Lacy's private...

[01:33:14] Okay? Yeah.

[01:33:16] Let's not go into the bathroom with a fucking new jammer. Actually.

[01:33:20] Okay.

[01:33:23] I don't know what that was about, bro.

[01:33:29] Oh, I forgot you guys can't see my phone.

[01:33:32] Everything in the world is whenever you're out of town.

[01:33:38] You know, since we are shy, I lost a lot of sheep.

[01:33:41] And I buy myself.

[01:33:46] It's my license.

[01:33:48] Get more...

[01:33:51] This!

[01:33:54] I'm around, I read that piece!

[01:33:57] You know it's from the sea!

[01:34:00] Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, I'll see you now!

[01:34:07] This is...

[01:34:11] My free page is not good right now, bro.

[01:34:15] Oh my god.

[01:34:18] Children of the Sun.

[01:34:20] Every civilization passes through seasons of fear and control.

[01:34:25] What's up, hello nice to meet you, this is my room

[01:34:41] Yeah, Spider-Man can't wait to go see the movie too

[01:34:45] Now we took it off

[01:34:48] Yeah, I'm gonna see tomorrow too

[01:34:53] It is a movie. That's the best part.

[01:34:56] Alright, then y'all.

[01:34:59] Make your time today. I'm going back on to NFL tonight.

[01:35:03] Ooh, I can't wait to hear it. I know it's going to be good.

[01:35:06] Alright, see y'all.

[01:35:09] Silence, template. Alright guys, just got back.

[01:35:13] Hey!

[01:35:15] Oh!

[01:35:17] I've been broke, you mad girl.

[01:35:20] So I don't...

[01:35:22] Get out of here!

[01:35:24] I don't think it gets game started.

[01:35:26] What?

[01:35:28] Oh, we gotta go outside!

[01:35:30] Oh, stop!

[01:35:32] Yeah, I actually have my balls out right now so we're not gonna go outside.

[01:35:34] Yeah, thank you, guys.

[01:35:36] Yeah, you're welcome.

[01:35:38] I'm gonna put those up in here.

[01:35:40] Yeah, put them in here.

[01:35:42] Ooh!

[01:35:44] I feel like that's a part of the game.

[01:35:46] I'm gonna put them in here.

[01:35:48] I'm not going to lie, I think I accidentally showed what I didn't actually know you had it out

[01:35:58] No bullshit either way, like

[01:36:02] If you pulled down my towel right now

[01:36:05] I'm not kidding, I'm dead serious, so my whole ball sack would be out of my penis

[01:36:10] It looks like an arm I can't let go

[01:36:11] I want to try

[01:36:13] You might look here, right? Can you carry it out?

[01:36:15] Look, you think I'm not, no, that, uh, you know what, make sure it's up, no bullshit, make sure it's up, like, like, no bullshit, like, oh my god, you show my penis, I look.

[01:36:27] Oh!

[01:36:29] Ah!

[01:36:30] Ah!

[01:36:41] Oh...

[01:36:45] Maybe I just don't get it, I'm falling in there like a hot water.

[01:37:12] Fucking more than you can imagine.

[01:37:14] Mm-hmm

[01:37:19] Oh, yeah

[01:37:21] All right, so here's the deal

[01:37:23] If I got a PS5, I'll land your jail, bro

[01:37:27] You don't have one. No, I have one

[01:37:29] You know how to set up a PS5 to play like I'm sues of my shrinkage

[01:37:33] How you have it? I know a guy who's bestie. Yeah, you did it for me in like five minutes

[01:37:38] Chad, do you guys want me to plug in a PS5? Yeah, you have it

[01:37:41] I'm down, bro.

[01:37:43] I'm fucking down.

[01:37:47] Maybe a little search and destroy me, just...

[01:37:51] Same shirt, bro.

[01:37:53] I took off my shirt like two minutes into the room.

[01:37:55] There it is.

[01:37:57] Hold on, bro.

[01:38:03] You want to see a relic?

[01:38:05] I'm the daddy.

[01:38:07] What you got?

[01:38:11] Excuse these by the way, I was saying where there's two keys right there, I ignored them though.

[01:38:17] Don't worry about the keys I gave you bro.

[01:38:20] I saw my towel on his head.

[01:38:26] Underneath all this Ku-Kok jersey.

[01:38:31] Oh shit.

[01:38:32] I don't like to have the water.

[01:38:34] So you've just been lying for no reason.

[01:38:36] I thought I didn't have it.

[01:38:38] It's time bro.

[01:38:39] If you don't have Algato, it's O-V.

[01:38:41] Algato?

[01:38:42] Algato?

[01:38:43] I need my Algato?

[01:38:45] Hold on.

[01:38:55] Why are they staring at this fucking kitten?

[01:38:59] What's that?

[01:39:00] I got an itch on my nose.

[01:39:01] My mother's doing cocaine?

[01:39:03] Felt like out of hair.

[01:39:04] Like a feather tickling my shirt.

[01:39:06] I can tickle you over to me?

[01:39:08] Oh my fucking toe!

[01:39:11] Oh.

[01:39:12] Oh gosh.

[01:39:13] Where is this going to reach?

[01:39:14] This shit kind of looks like a reach at that level.

[01:39:16] You can put it underneath your desk.

[01:39:18] You take your own walk?

[01:39:20] Come on.

[01:39:21] This is why I hate millionaires, bro.

[01:39:26] A lot of people would die to have something like this.

[01:39:31] This is why I hate millionaires, bro.

[01:39:37] A lot of people would die to have such advanced technology and you're just playing with the

[01:39:40] headsets of some toy.

[01:39:41] Hey, stopper.

[01:39:42] You want to give it away?

[01:39:43] I'm going to fuck.

[01:39:44] They want this?

[01:39:45] I'll give it to them.

[01:39:46] This stuff is fun.

[01:39:47] One's in the guesthouse with all the signatures on it.

[01:39:48] It doesn't even turn on.

[01:39:49] Wait, where do I plug this into?

[01:39:50] An outlet.

[01:39:51] Chad, which one of these can I unplug?

[01:39:52] signatures on it. It doesn't even turn on. Wait, where do I plug this into? An outlet.

[01:39:59] Chad, which one of these can I unplug? Someone figure this out. Are you guys doing this?

[01:40:06] So there's no ports. Okay, which one do I unplug? Oh wait, there's a green one right here.

[01:40:13] Nah, it's just...what's the light shit? Oh, that's your louder one. But I don't have any space. How am I supposed to do this?

[01:40:21] Um

[01:40:26] What the fuck man

[01:40:29] Looney-toon Russ, bro

[01:40:32] Don't you know what you're supposed to unplug what the fuck am I supposed to do unplug your light my light

[01:40:37] So then I have bad lighting yet. I'd rather die before I have that light. You're fucking crazy

[01:40:42] Are you fucking crazy? I'd rather die before I have that light. Just plug your mini fridge

[01:40:48] No, no, no, I can't do that.

[01:40:50] I'm not doing that.

[01:40:52] My main fridge is flipping over there, bro.

[01:40:56] Who made this fucking house?

[01:41:00] Well, I'm stressing out.

[01:41:02] What do I actually unplug this?

[01:41:04] How many speakers?

[01:41:06] Wait, he's right.

[01:41:08] Because you're going to use your fucking headset?

[01:41:12] Yeah, follow the wire.

[01:41:18] I need Pepsi, Pepsi, Pepsi, Pepsi, oh I got it, ready?

[01:41:33] Now I'm putting it in, bud.

[01:41:35] Okay, now what?

[01:41:37] That's step one, complete.

[01:41:39] Now what?

[01:41:40] Now you gotta just, gotta get an Elgato?

[01:41:45] Yeah, you gotta get your Elgato.

[01:41:47] That's right.

[01:41:49] I'm not mistaken.

[01:41:52] Got my jersey here. Hold on, I don't want to leak.

[01:41:55] Oh, a PSR Xbox.

[01:41:57] I never plugged in.

[01:41:59] What was this?

[01:42:05] That was a ticket.

[01:42:09] Um, Cal, where's the El Gato?

[01:42:14] What the fuck is this thing doing here?

[01:42:17] What is this?

[01:42:19] Alright.

[01:42:21] Bro, where's my Algazzo?

[01:42:23] Why is there picture tone from picture?

[01:42:25] Who the fuck is this guy?

[01:42:27] I can't have been in your bed for months.

[01:42:29] Bro, where did you put my Algazzo?

[01:42:31] Did you take it?

[01:42:33] Yeah, I had to use it because I don't have one.

[01:42:35] Bro, you took my Algazzo?

[01:42:37] Bro, where did you put my Algazzo?

[01:42:39] Bro, where did you put my Algazzo?

[01:42:41] Bro, where did you put my Algazzo?

[01:42:43] Bro, where did you put my Algazzo?

[01:42:45] I don't know, are you talking about Algonquin?

[01:42:49] Don't tell me I gotta go to this slide.

[01:42:51] Hang on, I don't want to go.

[01:42:54] So notice someone doesn't have one, or yours isn't like lurking.

[01:43:02] Tell me we have to leave the house.

[01:43:08] You see it?

[01:43:15] What about the other side of the bed? Is there more drawers?

[01:43:27] That's all right. No doors in the shower. What? What? What? What? What? What? What?

[01:43:32] Oh, I said it's in here. No, there's actually no door in here.

[01:43:38] My pills are true. Yeah, I mean I would do it.

[01:43:42] Was it G.H.?

[01:43:46] Is it fucking G.H.? Yeah, I guess it's definitely gonna give me his fucking alagato.

[01:43:54] Who would have an alagato next to a loge?

[01:43:56] I asked him.

[01:43:57] Literally logered that, that's it.

[01:43:59] That's not even actually a loge.

[01:44:01] Give me that.

[01:44:02] Nah.

[01:44:03] Put the door, please.

[01:44:05] Wow, wow, wow, wow.

[01:44:12] Wow.

[01:44:18] Wow.

[01:44:19] Do you have an El Bajo?

[01:44:21] Like a tractor car?

[01:44:22] Yeah, for a PS5.

[01:44:26] Yeah, like how does it compare to a weird new truck?

[01:44:31] We're trying to drop you to Samsung and you throw it back up.

[01:44:35] Okay, what's the tripod without?

[01:44:37] What if it actually falls in the back?

[01:44:42] Did you actually do it?

[01:44:43] What's the tripod?

[01:44:44] Yeah, please.

[01:44:46] Alright, I'll just break this on you.

[01:44:48] Okay, we have the casting out one.

[01:44:51] I don't know if I'm going to back up with the tripod though.

[01:44:54] Ready?

[01:44:56] Hey, LAC.

[01:44:58] What?

[01:45:00] What?

[01:45:02] Whoa!

[01:45:04] Whoa!

[01:45:06] Whoa!

[01:45:18] Bro, the tripod made it though.

[01:45:20] I thought it went down.

[01:45:22] Wait, where?

[01:45:24] Wait, wait, it's here.

[01:45:26] Yeah, bro, I'm there. I'm gonna go fuck. I'll beat you and anything. Later, little puppy.

[01:45:44] Do you have an Elgato? Did we just do that for nothing? They're saying it's broken. Oh

[01:45:55] Oh my god.

[01:45:57] Come here. Come here.

[01:46:07] Whoa!

[01:46:09] Whoa!

[01:46:17] Trying to scare these guys?

[01:46:21] Trying to scare.

[01:46:23] Actually, no.

[01:46:25] She's like some pop star, and I'm just like...

[01:46:29] I'm bad.

[01:46:31] Woz.

[01:46:34] Woz.

[01:46:36] It's me, Ron.

[01:46:38] Oh, shit.

[01:46:40] What the fuck is this? Have there been any before?

[01:46:42] It's all a little hard bullshit.

[01:46:45] Holy shit.

[01:46:47] Holy cameras.

[01:46:49] Come on, the whole stable is going crazy right now, they're holding it.

[01:46:54] Are you trying to hop on the game?

[01:46:56] Yeah, I'm trying to hop on Black Ops 2.

[01:46:58] Wait, what's the guy's name?

[01:47:01] C-Sharp, you gotta be careful for C-Sharp.

[01:47:03] Yeah, he's breaking everyone.

[01:47:05] What do you mean?

[01:47:06] He's gonna fuck people up.

[01:47:07] C-Sharp.

[01:47:08] He fucks you up, bro. He's getting everyone right now.

[01:47:10] What is that, what does he do?

[01:47:11] Makes you see he can't fucking play the game, bro.

[01:47:13] I saw him get Docs though, he looks like a lingerie with me.

[01:47:17] I think that looks like me.

[01:47:19] We see sharp they're saying be loved.

[01:47:22] See sharp?

[01:47:24] See sharp?

[01:47:25] Can I tell you see sharp on a piano?

[01:47:26] Should we go to the piano?

[01:47:29] Wait, you need an Alcata though?

[01:47:31] I do.

[01:47:32] Yeah, you're a stream mate.

[01:47:33] To hear the game?

[01:47:34] Oh, you needed to hear the game?

[01:47:36] To put my headset, yeah.

[01:47:38] Oh my god.

[01:47:40] Come on, Loge.

[01:47:41] I don't have a Logano.

[01:47:42] I haven't built in one for Jason, so we don't have one.

[01:47:44] Can I take it out of his computer?

[01:47:46] You want to rip it then how does it work kids even we could try to put it through a cam link, but is it built in?

[01:47:51] It's probably gonna break

[01:47:53] No, I don't want to do it through a cam link. That's my cell phone. Yeah. Yeah, you can do that one

[01:47:58] No, I don't come put it. It's g6x. Oh, you can you can you can door dash the one that goes into your PC

[01:48:04] But not the external one

[01:48:05] Yeah, and the external ones when we drew it weren't even on display would ask them to bring it from the back

[01:48:10] I don't want to do it as far as I can say I'm gonna buy it if you know my fucking graphics for you

[01:48:14] You know, if I'm on DoorDash, I'm gonna have to scroll my DoorDash for you, Paige, and then I'm gonna buy some day.

[01:48:18] It's just, it's how it is. It's a classic move. It's like, I can't avoid that.

[01:48:21] See if Lacey has one. BB's streaming, uh, Touka.

[01:48:25] Oh, they're gonna believe you're not wrong.

[01:48:27] I'm calling.

[01:48:28] Wait, we could just rip it from Lacey's head up real quick.

[01:48:30] I'm calling real quick. We can ask him to borrow it for one day.

[01:48:34] I know nothing can matter.

[01:48:38] I'll take my way.

[01:48:46] Yo, can I borrow your El Dato?

[01:48:48] That did.

[01:48:50] Yo, can I borrow your El Dato?

[01:48:54] Yeah, sure.

[01:48:56] Thank you.

[01:48:58] Of course, bro.

[01:49:00] Can you help me set it up so I can get your audio and shit?

[01:49:04] like your audio and shit you don't know how to plug in a fucking USB cable

[01:49:07] do what do you fucking mean?

[01:49:08] is this ring a bell?

[01:49:10] you see my head?

[01:49:12] uh huh

[01:49:13] ooh

[01:49:14] is it good?

[01:49:15] really?

[01:49:16] you don't know how to fucking plug in a fucking USB cable?

[01:49:19] ooh

[01:49:20] you don't know how to fucking plug in a USB cable?

[01:49:24] you plug in a USB cable?

[01:49:25] fuck no, Betsy did it for me

[01:49:27] I had to fix an audio, dude shit was fucked up

[01:49:30] yeah it was easy

[01:49:31] it was easy as fuck

[01:49:32] I say where's perfect

[01:49:34] Game trouble, bro. I'll hold your shit down, bro

[01:50:02] Oh

[01:50:17] Shit man

[01:50:26] Shit I just fell bro

[01:50:32] I would have fell there and had my head, whatever it was funny.

[01:50:35] Would that have been a funny or no?

[01:50:37] It's context, context, context, context, context, context.

[01:50:39] It's not a joke all the time.

[01:50:48] It's fucking context.

[01:50:49] It's fucking context.

[01:50:51] Geez.

[01:50:52] Almost got me out of my fucking body.

[01:50:58] Dude.

[01:50:59] It's literally a joke.

[01:51:01] Well, what's other baby you?

[01:51:04] Can I air this for a while?

[01:51:06] Probably hot sauce and a water gun.

[01:51:08] There's a bunch of drinks in here.

[01:51:12] Oh yeah, I just checked him and said you could take one.

[01:51:14] Sure?

[01:51:15] Yeah.

[01:51:16] Oh man, we said that the AC's still able to use the smoke metal.

[01:51:20] Oh, the AC really uses heat in general.

[01:51:23] Look at it.

[01:51:24] Ooh, what a crazy...

[01:51:26] I don't want to do school.

[01:51:27] You can play two black ops on the Wii.

[01:51:29] That should be sick.

[01:51:30] Yeah, maybe not 14 FPS.

[01:51:32] Yeah, that shit was a movie.

[01:51:34] I'm the only singular person that gets on black ops on the Wii right now.

[01:51:38] Whoa.

[01:51:39] Real quick, still being on the Wii goes far.

[01:51:42] You could open a stronghold instead of...

[01:51:44] What did we do?

[01:51:46] What did we open up 15s or strongholds?

[01:51:48] It makes you laugh.

[01:51:49] Just a prank video.

[01:51:51] You did what?

[01:51:52] No.

[01:51:53] You should just leave a little like open or right on the outfield and leave people up to fun.

[01:51:57] Otherwise they should just...actually probably get that dress out of their choreo.

[01:52:01] Hide one behind the couch in the theater.

[01:52:03] Okay, you've no way...just drew half a little technic on?

[01:52:05] Dude, check this out. Is it built in?

[01:52:07] Is it Algato? Built in?

[01:52:09] No.

[01:52:10] It's not built in. Here's a timeline.

[01:52:13] How the fuck is he like, close up the week?

[01:52:16] Probably built in, doesn't it?

[01:52:18] You don't know, babe, the sweetest thing.

[01:52:25] You have those french fries in the morning when I drink coffee.

[01:52:31] Yeah, they're coffee in the morning when I drink sun.

[01:52:34] Bro, come on, what was that?

[01:52:36] You didn't eat it?

[01:52:37] Bro, is it built-in?

[01:52:39] Is it built-in?

[01:52:40] Or maybe you guys adapt.

[01:52:48] I'll do any D-like

[01:52:53] There's a walkie-talkie

[01:52:58] There's a capture car

[01:53:00] What do you mean there's a fucking capture car?

[01:53:03] I don't know how he plays this shit

[01:53:05] There's no built-in

[01:53:07] Wait, that's what's here

[01:53:09] It's probably connected to the ring ring

[01:53:12] It's connected to nothing

[01:53:14] What?

[01:53:16] Is there a belt? Is it built in?

[01:53:18] No, it's not built in.

[01:53:20] Might have to access that.

[01:53:22] That's not going to be a capture part.

[01:53:24] He's not going to do it. He's going to say,

[01:53:26] No, I need it.

[01:53:28] Ask Scorpi.

[01:53:30] Okay, ask Scorpi.

[01:53:32] How does it just run the best way? You're a runner now.

[01:53:34] It's like 25 or so way.

[01:53:36] I'm listening.

[01:53:38] You're going to come borrow something?

[01:53:40] Oh yeah, I'll just try something.

[01:53:42] What if it's a capture part? What if it's any of my room?

[01:53:44] It's like just a small like rectangle

[01:54:14] There it is.

[01:54:15] Well I'm gone?

[01:54:16] Come on.

[01:54:17] Oh yeah, it's over here.

[01:54:18] It's easier.

[01:54:19] Yeah, it's over here.

[01:54:20] And the prank is...

[01:54:21] I'm gonna do the switch.

[01:54:22] I said that too.

[01:54:23] What the fuck is this?

[01:54:24] Did you see that?

[01:54:25] My switch?

[01:54:26] What the fuck is this?

[01:54:29] Should we shoot this?

[01:54:30] You know this is the capability of killing someone?

[01:54:32] Yeah, I really love it how you're just pointing it around.

[01:54:35] It's not loaded.

[01:54:36] I don't know what the fuck what it is.

[01:54:37] Actually it wasn't on fire, but now it's on safety.

[01:54:40] You're good, bro.

[01:54:41] It's just content.

[01:54:42] It's just fucking content.

[01:54:43] I was going to borrow it.

[01:54:44] I'm going to trip on it.

[01:54:45] What?

[01:54:46] It's just fucking content.

[01:54:47] Wait, hold on.

[01:54:48] I don't want to look in the mirror.

[01:54:49] These things will kill you.

[01:54:50] Oh, fuck.

[01:54:51] Oh, these are the pepper rolls.

[01:54:52] I don't think it's loaded though, though.

[01:54:53] Hey, that's lit.

[01:54:54] What's that?

[01:54:55] I think it could be one in the chamber, though.

[01:54:56] Should I just shoot it up in the sky?

[01:54:57] Just in case.

[01:54:58] Hello, Jill!

[01:54:59] I'm going to get straight.

[01:55:00] What are you guys doing?

[01:55:01] Did you take it to the park and run around it for a month?

[01:55:02] Yeah.

[01:55:03] I'm going to get straight.

[01:55:04] I'm going to get straight.

[01:55:05] I'm going to get straight.

[01:55:06] I'm going to get straight.

[01:55:07] I'm going to get straight.

[01:55:08] You should take it to the park and run around it for a month.

[01:55:13] You know what is crazy?

[01:55:15] You know when we shot this out of glass by accident?

[01:55:21] It was like 50 feet away.

[01:55:23] But I shot it by accident and it exploded the whole fucking frame at the other house.

[01:55:28] Apparently if you shot it out of your head, it could explode your head.

[01:55:33] It told you.

[01:55:34] Yeah, so I heard.

[01:55:35] But it's okay, it's just content.

[01:55:37] It's just fucking content.

[01:55:39] Hey, who did you?

[01:55:40] Who?

[01:55:44] Now we got to try this, yeah?

[01:55:46] It's just content. You want to try or no?

[01:55:47] You can.

[01:55:49] So lame, that is.

[01:55:52] You don't know, babe.

[01:55:54] It's the sweetest thing.

[01:55:56] You're not so addict.

[01:55:58] ATTIC.

[01:56:00] That's not even funny, but you know how the young audience,

[01:56:02] that's just so weird.

[01:56:03] So funny.

[01:56:05] Alright, how do you make it so much fun to eat today, and I can hear it now?

[01:56:17] You want that black one?

[01:56:19] You have like 30 things.

[01:56:23] Because I'm a G.

[01:56:25] You eat display textures.

[01:56:29] Come here.

[01:56:31] I'll be right back.

[01:56:33] There you go.

[01:56:35] I'll be right back.

[01:56:37] Okay.

[01:56:39] Come here.

[01:56:41] I'll be right back.

[01:56:43] Okay.

[01:56:45] Okay.

[01:56:47] Okay.

[01:56:49] Okay.

[01:56:51] Okay.

[01:56:53] Okay.

[01:56:55] Okay.

[01:56:57] I like this one though. This one's so good

[01:57:21] Hit the party hips with it

[01:57:27] probably because this millionaire motherfucker was treating it like a goddamn dick

[01:57:31] I don't know

[01:57:32] I'm looking at it

[01:57:33] it's white

[01:57:37] do you have a controller?

[01:57:38] why back in the day do all of you have a controller?

[01:57:41] why do people all back in the day like when they were going hard they all like

[01:57:44] they would make such aggressive things they go

[01:57:50] do you know what I'm about?

[01:57:57] It's gonna double you wash in the chat. Hit the what?

[01:58:10] I'm the first viewer to adapt 6-7.

[01:58:16] All right, look. This is content, bro. I'm the number one. The number one, son.

[01:58:23] Come on, see what we're doing this man. Come on, bro. I paid for nothing.

[01:58:27] you know that's just fresh

[01:58:28] say oh god

[01:58:29] what is wrong with my setup?

[01:58:30] you have a fake setup, fake car

[01:58:33] fake everything right now

[01:58:34] i don't want fake car bro

[01:58:36] tell them you were kidding

[01:58:37] your lab box screen is fake bro

[01:58:39] oh tell them you were fucking kidding

[01:58:40] it's from team move bro

[01:58:42] motherfucker

[01:58:43] you're from fucking team move bro

[01:58:45] feel me arrive

[01:58:46] heh

[01:58:49] you kidding

[01:58:50] you don't know team move

[01:58:52] oh but you're from team move

[01:58:53] uh ladies enjoy the trailer

[01:58:57] I'm trying to remember! I'm trying to remember! I'm trying to remember!

[01:59:06] So what, is that an Xbox controller or a PS5?

[01:59:10] That boy don't even got a PS5 controller.

[01:59:14] You don't fuck that little ass dawg!

[01:59:17] That boy don't even got a PS5 controller.

[01:59:23] Wait, hold on, that'd be my closet.

[01:59:27] You got no controller! You got no controller in there, bitch!

[01:59:30] You know you don't, you're just checking it for what?

[01:59:33] No type of controller in that fucking door.

[01:59:36] No type of fucking controller in there!

[01:59:38] I got a picture controller!

[01:59:48] You got a picture controller, bud?

[01:59:50] I don't have one.

[01:59:52] I know it's yours.

[01:59:54] Hold on.

[01:59:57] I know it's- What?

[02:00:12] I'm not kidding, someone in my chest stole it, I'm dead ass.

[02:00:18] They're getting a safe.

[02:00:19] No, I'm dead ass.

[02:00:20] oh my gear with Pepsi my hockey me and Pepsi play it aware all the hot too

[02:00:36] well who's oh my god oh my god what the fucking blades take your life out shut

[02:00:48] the fuck up I worry about myself

[02:00:54] I'm gonna try this shit again I don't want to hear nothing all right no controller

[02:01:00] Oh, it's here somewhere.

[02:01:04] I need a shower.

[02:01:07] Oh, did you find it?

[02:01:09] Yeah.

[02:01:11] Where the fuck is it?

[02:01:14] Who is fighting it?

[02:01:16] Oh, wait.

[02:01:19] What?

[02:01:24] What did you do with it, Lisa?

[02:01:26] I know you're trying to prank me right now for the chat.

[02:01:29] You're doing it like when you pretend like you got to look for the homework, but you know you I still got the homework

[02:01:39] There is it

[02:01:43] Dude, it was actually no job is right here. I literally did the homework. I just told him it is I

[02:01:50] Spreaded the whole thing. I showed my work. I don't know how it's not my bag

[02:01:55] Someone has to be like taking it from here something

[02:01:59] Hey, wait, is it your controller blue?

[02:02:03] Bro, I changed it up just a little bit.

[02:02:06] Oh shit, fucking me, there's shit.

[02:02:09] I got it.

[02:02:11] I'm telling drivers.

[02:02:13] Fucking got it.

[02:02:19] I thought you dog ate it.

[02:02:21] Bro, you're making me so mad right now.

[02:02:24] I'm so mad I can eat Bill and Karpkowski from fucking Wisconsin.

[02:02:27] I'm so mad I could eat Ronnie Goldstein that's straight from Cherry Hill University

[02:02:34] So I'm gonna see woe from this

[02:02:46] Yeah, I just asked Lacey so you don't care

[02:02:48] Thanks, Shaq.

[02:02:50] Much appreciate it.

[02:02:52] If anyone doesn't know Shaq, me, Lace, and you guys, come out and play video games.

[02:02:56] I would love to hear you in the chat. Two days until stream again.

[02:02:58] Talk to another W, maybe at 2W, maybe at DVD, maybe at 3W.

[02:03:01] Well, there's millions of people in the arena right now waiting.

[02:03:04] You got a different Lace, you might be able to...

[02:03:06] I mean...

[02:03:08] That's not a very different Lace.

[02:03:10] It's not gonna be any...

[02:03:12] anything from the PlayStation.

[02:03:14] Usually they keep us stable for that kind of Nintendo Switch.

[02:03:17] What's up, Ludwig?

[02:03:19] What would mud would do?

[02:03:21] What was the mile time?

[02:03:23] 10 minutes, 44 seconds.

[02:03:27] Are you doing a 100 meter dash?

[02:03:29] Yeah.

[02:03:37] What's the other event you're doing?

[02:03:41] Archery, volleyball, riding a bull,

[02:03:44] Tungsten, Q-throw, you're doing them all.

[02:03:48] Yeah, they keep telling you how I'm like the MVP.

[02:03:51] You gave me a call yesterday saying you wouldn't show up to the event

[02:03:55] because you were worried you would do too well

[02:03:57] and you would make every other person there feel bad.

[02:04:00] This is true.

[02:04:03] Name another player right now that's been practicing like me.

[02:04:06] I'm out there. I won at Badminton.

[02:04:08] There's 48 hours, bro. I'm fucking there.

[02:04:11] I'm gonna be the first person outside. I'm gonna be the last person to leave. I want it more than anybody there

[02:04:19] Fuck yeah, I'm doing archery

[02:04:25] Yeah

[02:04:41] I'll send a cue right now.

[02:04:46] So, do you see it?

[02:04:47] I'll send a cue on Discord.

[02:04:55] Like, why is this so stupid for me?

[02:04:58] Okay, okay, because it's not a normal target,

[02:05:00] is what I'm trying to tell you.

[02:05:02] Basically, the apple is a guaranteed goal

[02:05:05] for the next round.

[02:05:06] That person is a dummy.

[02:05:08] It's gonna be a body.

[02:05:09] If you hit the body, you lose a point.

[02:05:11] So you have to practice not hating the top area, but as close to the dummy or guaranteeing the apple. It's not normal archery, is what I'm saying.

[02:05:20] Come on, the library.

[02:05:23] Can I just tell you one thing?

[02:05:25] Yeah, I'll tell you honestly.

[02:05:27] This is a message to anybody competing in streamer games. Clip this.

[02:05:30] Death approaches you. What are you going to do?

[02:05:33] There's nothing you can do when death approaches you.

[02:05:36] You can't avoid death. You can't avoid real aura.

[02:05:39] You can't avoid nothing. Your 48 hour timer starts now.

[02:05:44] Hangs up the phone with fucking aura.

[02:05:47] Hangs up the fucking phone with aura.

[02:05:52] I mean, that was fucking cool, no?

[02:05:56] That was fucking cool, no? Was that not cool or no?

[02:05:58] Like, would you have gotten goosebumps if you were there or no?

[02:06:00] Yeah, sick.

[02:06:02] You be honest with me, bro?

[02:06:03] bro. No bullshit. I'm the fucking chosen. I'm the chosen one of fucking streamer games.

[02:06:10] You know you're actually, you want me to sign a card for your home? Like dead serious.

[02:06:14] Sign a card.

[02:06:15] Do you want me to, that's what Ludwig should do. Ludwig, drop some cards for people at

[02:06:18] the event. I'll sign some, bro. I'll make some one of ones. No bullshit.

[02:06:24] WLG's in the chat, man. Just working hard for us, even though he doesn't get paid.

[02:06:31] Go get a W in the chat.

[02:06:33] Yo, I know you're itching right now to play, bro.

[02:06:38] They're saying wipe with Vens.

[02:06:40] Is it good?

[02:06:42] It's alright.

[02:06:44] On my end, I'll wipe it.

[02:06:53] Ah, no! Nothing could matter!

[02:06:57] Yo, woes, what's your ETA looking like?

[02:07:00] Uh, connect the playstation directly to a monitor real quick, disable the setting, and then it should work.

[02:07:11] So, wait.

[02:07:12] Oh my god, I knew we should have ran, bro.

[02:07:15] I knew we should have ran, man.

[02:07:18] My DMs are fucking flooded right now with girls with their shirts off. This is so uncomfortable.

[02:07:23] You know

[02:07:33] My god, I'm ladies. Can you please fucking stop? Oh my god

[02:07:45] I'm not gonna give you a foot massage either I said neither, bro

[02:07:51] Everyone just be in me

[02:07:53] They're saying there's a dead pixel.

[02:07:57] I'm the entry?

[02:07:59] Yes, they're saying.

[02:08:01] There might be, bro.

[02:08:03] Is there actually a dead pixel?

[02:08:05] It took a great fall.

[02:08:07] They're saying there's three dead pixels.

[02:08:10] All in God, all of them are saying that.

[02:08:14] Oh my God, they're actually dead pixels.

[02:08:17] I'm not kidding, there's three black dots.

[02:08:19] Ain't the camera up for saying that?

[02:08:21] I'm dead serious like.

[02:08:23] I'm dead serious like.

[02:08:29] Oh my god, there's actually a dead pixel.

[02:08:31] Can I show me?

[02:08:32] You just zoomed in on it.

[02:08:34] I'm not kidding, I zoom out.

[02:08:36] Zoom out a little bit.

[02:08:38] I slid it out.

[02:08:40] Wait, I actually see it.

[02:08:42] I actually see it.

[02:08:43] It's running away from me.

[02:08:45] Is that a fly?

[02:08:47] No, actually it doesn't fly.

[02:08:49] There's no, look at the camera, there's nothing.

[02:08:55] I mean, yeah, it's a must be real life.

[02:08:58] Lace, I'm not kidding, I swear to God, there's nothing, I think there's a crack on the phone,

[02:09:03] because look, if you aim at the ground, like, actually that's not a good example, but look,

[02:09:09] yeah, I see it.

[02:09:13] I'm please look

[02:09:20] Oh, please look it's you see how it's moving. Oh look it's on the couch

[02:09:25] I'm serious. I'm not serious

[02:09:30] But where is it? What is that?

[02:09:35] Oh wait, what the fuck is that?

[02:09:37] I didn't see that.

[02:09:44] What is that?

[02:09:45] It's on the corner now.

[02:09:47] No, my camera.

[02:09:48] Wait, what do we do?

[02:09:49] Yeah, we're touching that one.

[02:09:50] Oh my god, it got bigger.

[02:09:51] No, it's not.

[02:09:52] It's huge.

[02:09:53] Bro, we actually need to use it.

[02:09:54] But I don't know how to put my T-Mobile thing in there.

[02:09:55] Oh, you broke my phone.

[02:09:56] How is that?

[02:09:57] I don't know.

[02:09:58] I don't know.

[02:09:59] I don't know how to put my T-Mobile thing in there.

[02:10:04] Oh, you broke my phone.

[02:10:07] How is it still showing?

[02:10:12] What is it? There's nothing on the lens!

[02:10:16] Chad, what is that?

[02:10:17] You got- Yeah, yeah, she's looking at what you're saying.

[02:10:20] Like, no, come here.

[02:10:21] I can see the-

[02:10:22] No, look!

[02:10:23] You see that right there?

[02:10:24] Oh, yeah.

[02:10:25] But what is it?

[02:10:28] Is it on the front one?

[02:10:30] Oh, shit.

[02:10:33] Bro.

[02:10:37] Is it almost ready, Wosh?

[02:10:43] It's not the end of the world.

[02:10:45] It is the end of the world.

[02:10:47] It's already gone, bro.

[02:10:48] Is it?

[02:10:49] Yeah, I'll already took it off the screen.

[02:10:50] Are you serious?

[02:10:51] Nope.

[02:10:52] Take it off.

[02:10:53] Are you serious?

[02:10:54] It's like a picture on screen at low times where the black dot is, and then you won't see the dot anymore.

[02:11:00] Oh, facts.

[02:11:01] Oh, I said neither.

[02:11:05] Did you actually?

[02:11:06] Who's beeping?

[02:11:08] Ryan Garcia is actually saying, I love you so much for let's meet up. I bought you this cake.

[02:11:15] That's why she's so nice to him.

[02:11:19] What do you mean?

[02:11:24] Give him fake PS5.

[02:11:31] and I have a plug in directly to a monitor and it won't show it

[02:11:35] Do I have a fake PS5?

[02:11:36] Does it need to be a different HDMI?

[02:11:38] I'm just trying a different one

[02:11:39] Uh...

[02:11:40] Oh wait

[02:11:40] Oh, peach?

[02:11:44] Is it Gidge?

[02:11:44] No, it's not Gidge

[02:11:46] W fuckin' was in the chat

[02:11:48] It's not gonna show up on screen, man

[02:11:50] It's not gonna show up on screen, man

[02:11:52] It's not gonna show up on screen, man

[02:11:53] It's not gonna show up on screen, man

[02:11:55] Listen, man, they're saying that there's five flies, bro

[02:11:58] Oh my god

[02:11:59] I stopped calling the black ops flies man

[02:12:06] What are you looking at me for?

[02:12:20] For what to work

[02:12:29] All right, well, it's been addressed. We'll see you in the content.

[02:12:32] We'll see you live on the table, HDCP without Elgato, and then plug it in via Elgato.

[02:12:37] I don't see what's that in.

[02:12:40] I see HDR bullshit.

[02:12:44] Why am I, where the fuck is wrong?

[02:12:47] You're streaming.

[02:12:48] Okay.

[02:12:49] You're then you're streaming after work, right?

[02:12:52] HDMI.

[02:12:53] Oh, enable HDCP.

[02:12:55] Okay, it's off now.

[02:12:57] Now we can watch Netflix and stream it.

[02:13:02] And now this should work.

[02:13:04] Uh, I didn't hear your what type of friendship though.

[02:13:07] Do you have to download the games and stuff now?

[02:13:09] Oh, what my fudging god.

[02:13:11] It doesn't take long.

[02:13:12] The O2 does not take long.

[02:13:15] Hey Rosebud, your shoe right now, I'm not telling you.

[02:13:18] You're getting 4 right in the chat, I'm not saying 4.

[02:13:20] Dude, I mean every gifted sub right now goes to the world.

[02:13:23] Ooh, it actually might.

[02:13:24] Every gifted sub right now, check it was the most.

[02:13:26] go go go go go go go

[02:13:28] two wheels we're doing wheels

[02:13:30] oh yeah good work hey thanks chatter

[02:13:32] hey thanks chatter

[02:13:34] hey thanks chatter daddy

[02:13:36] I think their name was Wohido

[02:13:38] hey thanks chatter daddy

[02:13:40] hey thanks chatter daddy

[02:13:48] you got one bit Wohj?

[02:13:50] oh man I'm like

[02:13:52] I'm tired it's enough to quit

[02:13:54] I'm going to Cabo.

[02:13:56] Oh, shit.

[02:13:58] Elise is there right now.

[02:14:01] Why does the color look so weird?

[02:14:04] Can you see it with this?

[02:14:06] Elise is in Cabo.

[02:14:08] I think so, right?

[02:14:10] Yeah, he's there right now gambling.

[02:14:12] Your mom's got 10 gifted.

[02:14:14] Oh, nice.

[02:14:15] I'll make sure it hits you.

[02:14:16] All right, can't wait.

[02:14:17] Guys, make sure to keep giving every gift it's up.

[02:14:19] There was two lays now.

[02:14:21] Ooh.

[02:14:22] Every gift it's up.

[02:14:24] all right come on guys let's go

[02:14:25] play the song

[02:14:26] play the song

[02:14:30] aha dickhead

[02:14:32] dummy dad

[02:14:35] oh my god the chat's going viral right now

[02:14:39] the chat's actually going viral the chat's actually going dummy

[02:14:43] yeah, that's what we're gonna have

[02:14:45] yeah?

[02:14:46] my toenail is actually gonna clip up right now

[02:14:50] damn I haven't ever saw this before

[02:14:52] Oh look, okay, look.

[02:14:54] What's your Wi-Fi password?

[02:14:56] It seems like it's falling over.

[02:14:59] Oh wait, is this going to show my skin?

[02:15:01] Like look.

[02:15:03] Should I rip it or no?

[02:15:05] Should I rip it?

[02:15:06] Please do I rip it?

[02:15:07] I don't know.

[02:15:08] What was this bad?

[02:15:11] It's on the box.

[02:15:13] I'll just read it to you, ready?

[02:15:15] Can I read passwords?

[02:15:16] It's going to get me actually in my trouble.

[02:15:19] What's the worst that could happen if I read my password?

[02:15:21] my password. I don't care anymore. I'm not going to say it out loud because it's going to get people ideas.

[02:15:26] What? Like what they can do. And then they'll just look up how to do it.

[02:15:31] You can share about this. I mean, I got to say okay just tell me the

[02:15:36] okay. The Wi-Fi name is 2085E. The Wi-Fi password 3D45 is over.

[02:15:51] I was just like spam I'm here today they we just say the

[02:16:17] Oh wait, I actually got the whole thing.

[02:16:19] Wait, are you serious?

[02:16:20] Yeah, wait, G.H.

[02:16:21] Gotta get G.H.

[02:16:22] Whoa, someone's face is on the screen.

[02:16:23] They just took over the screen.

[02:16:24] You gotta come see this.

[02:16:26] It's some fucking retard.

[02:16:28] Look, this guy's face is on the screen.

[02:16:30] Oh, what the fuck?

[02:16:32] It's like some guy took over the camera.

[02:16:34] I don't want to get it off.

[02:16:39] I want to try a new style.

[02:16:41] Oh, oh god, that's an old style.

[02:16:47] You have to sign it to your PlayStation and everything.

[02:16:53] Bro, I don't really like...

[02:16:54] Yeah, I'll just film you like this.

[02:16:57] One gig! Wait, wait, why isn't that full screen?

[02:17:00] You want a full screen?

[02:17:01] Oh, will that ever be full screen?

[02:17:02] Not a new mechanic.

[02:17:03] You just right-click this.

[02:17:06] You don't rename this.

[02:17:07] It's not for you.

[02:17:08] Rename me.

[02:17:10] He has a standard.

[02:17:12] And then...

[02:17:13] Rename this.

[02:17:17] This, this, this, this.

[02:17:20] Did you spit everything out?

[02:17:22] Hell, what?

[02:17:23] How is it so funny?

[02:17:24] What is wrong with you?

[02:17:25] Okay, what you do is you directly play Station 5 or 8.

[02:17:28] I'm on, open source projector.

[02:17:30] And then this is Alienware.

[02:17:32] So, it's done.

[02:17:34] Do you think the audio is here?

[02:17:36] Yeah, you know, there's no cameras there.

[02:17:39] Nah, it's that 87.

[02:17:41] It's not working.

[02:17:43] It's probably...

[02:17:45] What?

[02:17:46] I don't know when you did that, just reminded me of that dude in Atlanta.

[02:17:50] What dude in Atlanta?

[02:17:51] At the Waffle.

[02:17:53] Alright, but it should work now.

[02:17:55] There's an audio spot just on the other side.

[02:17:57] Alright, so how do I do this?

[02:17:59] You should just hear it the same way that you hear it.

[02:18:02] Yeah, I hear it.

[02:18:03] Then you can just go to your desktop audio.

[02:18:05] You can just go to your desktop audio.

[02:18:07] You can keep the position part of it there.

[02:18:10] Why are you laughing like I can't see him?

[02:18:14] I can't see him, I can literally he's not hiding behind me, I know what he's doing.

[02:18:18] You're such a fucking ass up man.

[02:18:20] Thank you.

[02:18:21] You're welcome.

[02:18:22] Thank you.

[02:18:23] You're like the dad I never had.

[02:18:27] Oh and if you want clothing you just press escape.

[02:18:30] Okay, thank you dad.

[02:18:32] What is so fucking funny, huh?

[02:18:36] Ugh.

[02:18:37] What's so funny?

[02:18:38] You want to get jerked off from behind or no?

[02:18:42] Just relaxing, bro.

[02:18:44] We're about to play fucking video games together.

[02:18:47] Can I just get a hug?

[02:18:51] Sure bro.

[02:18:52] You're on the weird shit though.

[02:18:54] You're on a weird hug.

[02:18:59] I didn't order a hug.

[02:19:02] I didn't order an Uber bro.

[02:19:05] I didn't order an Uber bro.

[02:19:09] Everybody gets high sometimes you know.

[02:19:12] I'm literally trying to get my arms you gotta go wide right under these claw hugs

[02:19:42] I thought you were so bad at laughing, bro.

[02:19:45] Oh, I just want to hug, bro.

[02:19:48] Ice spice, wouldn't you?

[02:19:49] He's got nothing to say anymore.

[02:19:54] He got that calorie.

[02:19:56] You mind keeping the camera angle above her, Kirk?

[02:19:59] Sure.

[02:20:00] I'll do this.

[02:20:01] I don't know.

[02:20:02] Don't switch my shit yet.

[02:20:03] I got to get this ready.

[02:20:04] I'll be right back.

[02:20:34] I'm trying to figure this out.

[02:20:47] It says El Gato, no signal.

[02:20:52] What the fuck is this software update what the fuck camera look at this look at this man

[02:21:17] Did you ever do this shit?

[02:21:25] Did you ever do this shit?

[02:21:27] When the king talks to you, do you decline his invitation to talking?

[02:21:29] Or do you sit there with your fucking mouth like that, bro?

[02:21:33] What are you doing with your teeth?

[02:21:35] You're gonna suck on your tongue.

[02:21:37] I'm not even kidding.

[02:21:38] I'm not gonna say this.

[02:21:39] I'm not gonna literally take your tongue and suck on it.

[02:21:44] You look like my dad right now, he told me to get off the game.

[02:21:48] Yeah, role play, come on.

[02:21:50] Come inside, I'll see you later.

[02:22:10] Wrong area!

[02:22:14] Ronny, you better not be fucking yelling on that game again!

[02:22:20] Ronny, you're gonna open this fucking door, I'm gonna tell your mom!

[02:22:24] Your mom's gonna fucking get it!

[02:22:27] Oh, you little fucking piece of shit kid!

[02:22:31] Oh, you're- oh my god, you son of a bitch mother, I owe my-

[02:22:35] Ronny!

[02:22:37] You're gonna get off that fucking game, and I'm not gonna fucking tell you again!

[02:22:41] Hold on, one second, one second.

[02:22:43] Ron, you're going to get off that fucking game and I'm not going to tell your dumbass again.

[02:22:48] One second, one second, one second.

[02:22:49] Hey, no one can hear me, right?

[02:22:51] No, no, hold on, that's all right.

[02:22:53] Last time you told me no one could fucking hear me.

[02:22:55] Dad, shh, I'm on your game.

[02:22:56] Yo, my dad works at Microsoft, you fucking dick.

[02:22:59] I'll get you in the van.

[02:23:00] Yeah, and tell them how much money we have too, and tell them how happy you are.

[02:23:03] Tell them how fucking happy you are.

[02:23:05] Oh yeah, my dad's got a GTR.

[02:23:07] Yeah, and tell them, make sure you tell them you're happy.

[02:23:10] we got money tell them your mom's gonna leave your mom's gonna fucking hear it

[02:23:16] hey listen I gotta go guys I'm gonna catch you there okay I'll be here I'll see

[02:23:20] you later and see you later what are you doing is that good yeah don't I'll

[02:23:25] do not switch my screen I'm typing in my password

[02:23:29] don't oh shit you can see on God I don't see that I realize I don't woe type so

[02:23:35] fuck it fast does anyone here who know my ps5

[02:23:57] i want to say just got my new ps5 account

[02:24:01] No, what the fuck wrong you face

[02:24:05] You're actually making you know the worst part is like

[02:24:10] You grind my gears a lot of you

[02:24:14] If I will show my spirit, I'm actually just cooked

[02:24:20] My cool as a QR code does show me if it's like a joke DS5, maybe you got some joke store. Oh shut up

[02:24:27] This isn't gonna get fucking clip. No, we're not going viral

[02:24:31] Until you just got a joke PS5 Oh nice, your ID or password is incorrect

[02:24:39] Are you laughing?

[02:24:43] Your job isn't wrong Someone said the PS5 is just your content

[02:24:49] It's a content basic account No, you're making me

[02:24:53] Hey, I'm stressing over here because I haven't done shit in the last like 20 minutes, bro

[02:24:58] bro

[02:24:59] you're live

[02:25:00] that's all that matters bro

[02:25:02] they want reality tv this is the reality bro

[02:25:04] shit doesn't run smooth here all the time

[02:25:07] i like that

[02:25:09] it's reality streamer bro not fucking perfectionist

[02:25:17] cultural found

[02:25:18] okay cool sign me in

[02:25:19] can't it's a joke account

[02:25:21] no please shut the fuck up bro

[02:25:23] not this joke i got

[02:25:27] why are you laughing bro?

[02:25:30] why the fuck do I have Fortnite on this fucking thing?

[02:25:33] I have J-Smooth added

[02:25:36] Black Hole Destroyer

[02:25:40] Hello, bro

[02:25:40] last time I was on this destroyer, fucking 2k?

[02:25:45] where do I buy Black Ops?

[02:25:47] in the black ops

[02:25:48] the store

[02:25:51] where the fuck is the store?

[02:25:54] oh, it's just the store

[02:25:55] I have Black Ops 3 in this thing

[02:25:56] And I got minor craft and Black Ops 4 who the fuck was UFC who the fuck was ordinance?

[02:26:08] Black Ops 2 or Black Ops 1?

[02:26:17] Which one's better?

[02:26:19] Thank you. I bet it says downloading

[02:26:22] cute for download

[02:26:24] downloading right now wait I just realized I'm an ethernet plug into it

[02:26:30] though does that matter first company check right in ethernet or no it'll

[02:26:39] help I might be fine it's just look at this it's going so slow 65 to 35

[02:26:54] minutes 26 minutes 23 minutes 21 minutes 20 minutes 19 minutes 19 18 19 18 18 18 17

[02:27:14] 16. Alright it's installing while we wait for it to install chat. Yo do you

[02:27:22] You remember back in the day, this is actually a classic moment, you remember back in the

[02:27:25] day when the new DLC dropped and it's only two gigabytes when you sat there late at night

[02:27:29] installing the DLC and it took you two and a half hours just to get on the game so you

[02:27:33] look up Aliye on YouTube and you had it early and then he tells you all the rules to fucking

[02:27:36] bury and how to do all the Easter eggs and all the steps before the game even came out

[02:27:39] and everyone was hyped because of the raygun mark 2 on Barry but no one knew how it actually

[02:27:42] worked and they saw Leroy and they got super excited.

[02:27:44] That's me, he knows me back in the day, do you remember that day and also Organs came

[02:27:47] out, my mommy actually let me stay home from school to play Organs, she was actually super

[02:27:50] supportive.

[02:27:51] Move your head.

[02:27:52] Looks like you have cat ears right now.

[02:27:55] Yeah, I should think you have cat ears.

[02:27:57] Kind of looks cute.

[02:27:59] Guys, when you say we see the SVJK,

[02:28:02] yo, dumbass, this is a fucking Eurus.

[02:28:06] This is literally an SUV, you fucking idiots.

[02:28:10] You're not even kidding.

[02:28:12] Bleed, I'm not going to lie.

[02:28:15] Good ass.

[02:28:19] Bleed check better.

[02:28:20] Not. There's no way I'm getting through there.

[02:28:23] No, there's no chance.

[02:28:25] Because I know you're actually rubbing on your nuts.

[02:28:27] Can I get this to Jameson?

[02:28:28] Yeah, that would be a good call.

[02:28:29] He's just rubbing it in his mouth.

[02:28:30] Give it to his guest, bro.

[02:28:32] Yeah, that'd be a good call.

[02:28:36] Ah, no!

[02:28:39] It's 14 minutes up, Chad.

[02:28:40] How do I stall for 14 minutes?

[02:28:42] Like, what do we do?

[02:28:43] I'm the biggest stroller on Twitch.

[02:28:44] OK, fine.

[02:28:44] Updated rooms for who wants it.

[02:28:46] Are you going to get outside?

[02:28:47] Just you got to.

[02:28:47] Yep, here we go.

[02:28:50] I'm not really going to give you the money, you know what I'm saying, right?

[02:28:52] Right.

[02:28:54] I wonder who's the fucking retarder that's in here.

[02:28:56] Oh, I wonder whose room this is!

[02:29:01] Hey man, welcome to my $50,000 room tour.

[02:29:05] Pay you to make sure to click that subscribe button.

[02:29:07] This is for y'all.

[02:29:08] Make sure to like the video, subscribe, comment below what you guys think of the video and everything.

[02:29:12] Should we get started, bro?

[02:29:13] Come on in, bro.

[02:29:14] Take it. Come on in.

[02:29:15] Come on in.

[02:29:16] Okay.

[02:29:17] What?

[02:29:18] I just, I don't really want the tour anymore.

[02:29:19] I don't want to do this.

[02:29:21] I don't want to do it.

[02:29:23] Alright.

[02:29:25] First and first, we're going to save that for last.

[02:29:27] This is my catchery.

[02:29:29] I actually built this on stream.

[02:29:31] If you were there for that, I built my $100,000 catchery.

[02:29:33] I did this with Betsy for an old video.

[02:29:35] Super nice.

[02:29:37] Over here, we have my beautiful Ikea mirror.

[02:29:39] This one is a fat mirror.

[02:29:41] So obviously it alters my face a little.

[02:29:43] So nonetheless, that's what that is.

[02:29:45] Over here.

[02:29:47] watching where their feng shui might be kind of fucked up guys let me explain

[02:29:51] right over here we have the off-white Ikea rug if you remember this is actually

[02:29:57] dropped back in the day when Virgil Abloh I think he was he just passed away

[02:30:00] maybe or he was alive I'll rest in peace but this is his carpet next to that

[02:30:05] be the glass table and then obviously we have my $10,000 couch wow $10,000 now

[02:30:11] let me know is this a good investment for a $10,000 couch it fits up to six

[02:30:15] with three people as you can see. I'm about six foot so it kind of just adds up. Very

[02:30:20] nice get up, why don't you let them have a try? Let them have a try. Here, here, let

[02:30:24] them have a try. What do they think? What do you guys think? How does it feel? Feels

[02:30:32] good, okay? Over here we have my beautiful bed. Obviously it's peeling away right now.

[02:30:37] It's not even less, it's not bad. You know, I really love my bed and my mom, I'm sorry.

[02:30:42] Here we have Iron Mike Tyson. I stole this shit actually. This is his shorts game worn and he actually signed it right here

[02:30:49] Very nice to him over here. We had a piano

[02:30:52] Actually really good. What's your favorite song?

[02:30:55] I don't listen to music. What would be your favorite song though?

[02:30:59] You should just read. You know like if you had a favorite song like what would it be?

[02:31:03] I actually couldn't even tell you that I didn't have one song. I don't really listen to music

[02:31:06] You know like if you had to choose one song like would it be?

[02:31:12] That's all I even know because we're about to play Call of Duty, you know.

[02:31:30] Over here we actually have signed from Tom Holland himself.

[02:31:32] This is actually Game Worn.

[02:31:34] I don't know if you've seen this before, but this is Game Fucking Worn by Tom Holland

[02:31:38] himself, the best Spider-Man of course.

[02:31:40] He actually wore this on the set.

[02:31:42] It was patch certified, et cetera.

[02:31:44] You know how it goes.

[02:31:45] This is my $150,000 cat house burger.

[02:31:48] I used to be here before he got in,

[02:31:50] disintegrated by the Keaton Calabasas,

[02:31:51] for instance, he's burger in the chat.

[02:31:53] Obviously, a bobo in my head.

[02:31:55] They have my one million subscriber plaque right here

[02:31:58] that this is not an OG one, but it is an OG one.

[02:32:02] So the thing about me is,

[02:32:04] this is the plaque before they got shrunken.

[02:32:06] Now they're super tiny.

[02:32:07] But, fun fact of the day,

[02:32:09] I actually got to millions of subscribers with 23 videos, I think, of 33, and no YouTube

[02:32:14] shorts.

[02:32:15] Stop with me if you were there for that.

[02:32:16] We'll save this for last.

[02:32:17] Obviously, we have my beautiful closet with many, many things.

[02:32:21] We have a lot of shoe collection right here.

[02:32:23] We have cool safe right there.

[02:32:25] We have sweatshirts.

[02:32:26] We have bags.

[02:32:27] Cologne.

[02:32:28] Don't leave my cologne.

[02:32:29] I can't let them know what I smell like.

[02:32:30] Over here, obviously, we have my bathroom.

[02:32:32] Very nice bathroom.

[02:32:33] This is about a $450,000 bathroom.

[02:32:34] Very nice, as you can see.

[02:32:35] Oh, shit.

[02:32:36] bathroom. Very nice as you can see. Oh shit not sponsored by them but man this

[02:32:41] shit kind of smells good. I'll give a little bit of a miss a little bit right here.

[02:32:46] It went for this. It actually smells phenomenal. Smells good. Very nice. Now you guys I've been

[02:32:52] seeing one big time a lot of people want to know my skincare routine. Guys I'm not

[02:32:56] leaking. I want to get you out of love. Come here. Now over here is the master class.

[02:33:02] So, we actually have three monitor setup right here. Very, very nice setup here. A three monitor setup.

[02:33:09] This is actually overkill, but I would say I use three monitors because it's more interacting for me.

[02:33:16] I could read the chat. I could see the W's. I could see people say that I look good, etc.

[02:33:20] We also have a PC here. This is actually my $500,000 PC. I know. It's a very nice PC.

[02:33:26] It's got a 1050 Ti and an I6 6500k super nice as a payphone. I actually sang this song when I was trying to come home

[02:33:35] Over here. We actually have my P.O. box shelf and like cool stuff shelf

[02:33:39] It's very lots a lot of stuff and then we have my messi jersey right here signed by messi himself

[02:33:44] But be honest with you

[02:33:45] I don't really want this because who the fuck gives a shit about this and they might just throw this away

[02:33:49] But it looks really nice

[02:33:51] And yeah, bro, I think overall this room cost me about 5.10 million dollars

[02:33:59] Plus you

[02:34:00] Make sure to click that like button make sure to click that subscribe button and remember anyone that's on YouTube right now

[02:34:07] Put a W in the chat because the YouTube chat. Yeah. Yeah

[02:34:13] I bet all right, so that eight minutes left fuck we're halfway

[02:34:16] Actually, this is the cut version, so now we're going to go to the other part, come

[02:34:23] on.

[02:34:24] All right, so this segment I'm going to do, I'm going to leave, I'm going to leave it.

[02:34:30] This is the cologne-snowing segment, okay?

[02:34:33] I'm going to go through all my colognes, and you can, the chat and you can only know which

[02:34:37] one smells the best.

[02:34:40] First one we have, 24-7 by Valenciaga, wow, smells really nice, get away from this, Jeff.

[02:34:46] What do you think?

[02:34:48] This one smells good.

[02:34:50] Rate it one through ten, you.

[02:34:52] Yeah, it's pretty good.

[02:34:54] What do you think? One through ten.

[02:34:56] We got a rate-a-mole.

[02:34:58] What did you say?

[02:35:00] I'll say if we get eight.

[02:35:02] Yeah, I probably agree.

[02:35:04] Next up, we got a replica.

[02:35:06] Beautiful smell. This is actually some mace and margella.

[02:35:08] I'll see you in a minute.

[02:35:15] I'll take a smell.

[02:35:18] Smells pretty good.

[02:35:19] I'll say it's like a nine.

[02:35:20] I like this smell.

[02:35:21] It's a good smell.

[02:35:22] It's like a strong, manly smell.

[02:35:24] Next up we have Pierre Thune de Merliterre.

[02:35:27] Now this one's a little strong, so get ready, ready?

[02:35:33] What do you think of that?

[02:35:35] Yeah, that one smells really good.

[02:35:36] The last one.

[02:35:37] It's a very strong one. It's a famous one. A lot of people like it. I would say this is probably me like a 7 though

[02:35:41] I don't really like wearing it. It's a little too strong

[02:35:45] Next up, I'm gatekeeping this one. I'm not gonna say what it is, but get a whiff of this one

[02:35:49] This one smells really manly. I get a lot of compliments from women when I walk by them

[02:35:56] We need that every other old blending in right now. Come on. Good whiff. So right here

[02:36:04] Smells good

[02:36:07] I would say that's like a 9.3 out of 10.

[02:36:09] Another one. This one's more tropical. If you're ever feeling fruity, it's strong though, ready?

[02:36:13] We're running out of spots, so...

[02:36:15] Get a whiff of that.

[02:36:17] You like that one?

[02:36:19] It's not fruity.

[02:36:21] I would say this one's also like a 9.4.

[02:36:23] I'd wear this on like fruity occasions.

[02:36:25] That one does smell good.

[02:36:27] Okay, so this is really popular in Burberry here. It's very small because I don't wear this anymore.

[02:36:30] So this is kind of like if you're just sweating and you just want to get it out quickly.

[02:36:33] Like, get a whiff of that. You like that?

[02:36:35] Yeah, it's okay. It's okay. It's kind of just basic. Now these I got with Marlin when we went to London

[02:36:41] I've never used them. We'll be honest with you, but it's a vanilla fatigue Tom Ford E.T. Perram 50 million dollars

[02:36:48] Give it up

[02:36:50] Supposedly so slight coffee. It's not to you. I

[02:36:57] This one is another top for I got this with Marlin, I miss Marlin found one this one smells like a little fruity go over that

[02:37:02] It smells good.

[02:37:05] Yeah, it's like a beater one.

[02:37:06] You don't really use it.

[02:37:07] Yeah, it sounds really not that important.

[02:37:09] Now, these ones were actually sent to me from Drake.

[02:37:12] This is one of Drake's smells, right here, right?

[02:37:15] This one's good.

[02:37:16] Thank you, Drake.

[02:37:17] It smells great, bro.

[02:37:18] Really good.

[02:37:19] But honestly, my favorite one by him is the white one.

[02:37:25] I think this one is nice, right?

[02:37:27] For this, we're running out of spots on here, too.

[02:37:30] It smells pretty good.

[02:37:32] There's only like one problem with the Drake ones though, it's just like screw you, like PTSD, like I feel like we're in the room with Blizzle right now and the room just got like hot sauce and cereal dumped over it.

[02:37:43] This is my favorite coin. I will not be telling anyone what this is. You can't find this anywhere. Good luck.

[02:37:49] So you want to take talk shop, they're probably going to just spam it. So we ran out of spots, so I'm going to do like up here.

[02:37:57] This one I get complimented all the time

[02:38:01] Get away for that right here

[02:38:03] Like actually get close to this

[02:38:06] Smells good. Yeah, that one down this one good ten out of ten. This is my clones

[02:38:11] Obviously, there's some that I'm not showing because I don't want to gate keep what I smell like

[02:38:15] What?

[02:38:16] Is that what? I was just gonna guess where you got it

[02:38:20] But I don't know I don't know if I'm right or not

[02:38:22] Smell it to me

[02:38:24] there's it's like there's no way I'd be able to you get a lazy angel no no nobody

[02:38:34] knows but can you show me and I'll say I'll be honest no one knows what is it

[02:38:38] on down it's gonna say on my life on my little life because I don't know I

[02:38:41] remember cuz yeah you got it yeah I didn't know that I asked this best not

[02:38:47] I'm the best smell ever.

[02:38:48] That one?

[02:38:49] The ones you have.

[02:38:50] Shut up about S.D.J. keys.

[02:38:52] It's my other jurist's key.

[02:38:54] You get two keys, you fucking idiots.

[02:38:57] Okay, now we test it, ready?

[02:38:59] Here.

[02:39:01] Watch.

[02:39:02] I'll be right back.

[02:39:07] You smell that?

[02:39:10] Sorry.

[02:39:17] I'll be creepy I'll be creepy

[02:39:47] I told you, I'm the best smelling incorpore.

[02:40:17] I told you, they both said it, and it smelled good, I told you.

[02:40:21] I told you, they asked what it is.

[02:40:23] They're not gonna fucking know.

[02:40:24] Nobody's gonna know.

[02:40:29] Marlowe, that doesn't smell bad.

[02:40:30] He knows I smell bad.

[02:40:32] All right, ready?

[02:40:33] Let's get shit relaxed.

[02:40:35] Shhh.

[02:40:36] Shhh.

[02:40:37] Shhh.

[02:40:38] Shhh.

[02:40:39] Shhh.

[02:40:40] Shhh.

[02:40:41] Shhh.

[02:40:42] Shhh.

[02:40:43] Shhh.

[02:40:44] Shhh.

[02:40:45] Shhh.

[02:40:46] I said, do you need any, like a water or anything?

[02:40:48] Are you sure?

[02:40:50] Are you sure you don't need a water?

[02:40:53] You smell good in here, right?

[02:40:55] Yeah, thank you.

[02:40:55] That's me.

[02:41:03] Leave her alone.

[02:41:04] Brother, she gets paid so good,

[02:41:06] I can let out one joke in my own house.

[02:41:08] Shut up.

[02:41:09] Shut up!

[02:41:11] Oh, I forgot, one last time.

[02:41:13] Now, I don't really use this one anymore.

[02:41:18] This one is really strong.

[02:41:19] It's called afternoon swim.

[02:41:21] So this one, I would say it's more like a fall one.

[02:41:23] You know, when it starts getting cold outside, it's very strong, so I'm going to do a very

[02:41:26] light spray.

[02:41:27] We glitched.

[02:41:28] Explain.

[02:41:29] Let me just use one of the bottles.

[02:41:32] Let me just use one at the bottom.

[02:41:39] Yeah, if that's...

[02:41:42] Oh, it smells pretty good.

[02:41:45] It smells more just like natural, more fresh.

[02:41:48] I use this when I'm like, after I beat my deck, you just spray it on your cum stains, you know, on your stomach.

[02:41:53] Just to freshen up.

[02:41:55] That's really it for my collection, man.

[02:41:58] want to show my collection I'm gonna be dropping something soon I'm gonna drop

[02:42:02] I'm gonna drop smells my stable so if you want to smell like me and be like me

[02:42:05] I'm gonna drop a clone set yeah

[02:42:14] oh shit

[02:42:28] I think we're good. You wanna play?

[02:42:32] Uh, you too. I don't really know.

[02:42:36] I don't know if I wanna get on.

[02:42:40] What?

[02:42:44] Yeah, I'll get on. I just set up all this. Yeah, I'll get on.

[02:42:48] Watch out for C-sharp they're saying.

[02:42:52] What are you doing to my chat?

[02:42:56] But they're saying watch out for C sharp

[02:43:00] Who's C sharp?

[02:43:05] Of course

[02:43:07] So...

[02:43:10] It says the game is currently down and you're parked down in the game. Please check back later when I click multiplier

[02:43:15] What? What does that mean?

[02:43:20] Is your update done?

[02:43:24] Well, see if your update's done, press the home button.

[02:43:27] Home?

[02:43:28] And what?

[02:43:29] Uh, go to the download button.

[02:43:32] Hey, your game's not done yet.

[02:43:36] It's just ready to play.

[02:43:37] EIGHT MINUTES!

[02:43:38] You can just close it and it'll probably go faster.

[02:43:42] How do I do that?

[02:43:47] Click and click again.

[02:43:48] Then click close.

[02:43:49] I mean honestly, wait, I hear like crackling.

[02:43:54] Is that normal?

[02:43:55] Probably not. Make sure your shirt's plugged in tight enough.

[02:44:02] Chad, why do I hear crackling?

[02:44:06] I hear crackling.

[02:44:09] Make sure everything's plugged in tight enough.

[02:44:11] What do you mean?

[02:44:12] Make sure everything's plugged in tight.

[02:44:15] It is.

[02:44:17] How do you know?

[02:44:18] I can you it's like the El Gato whoa whoa guys I'm not using snipers only I'm an

[02:44:32] LS out in the target finder type of guy

[02:44:35] It's time for the only time there's only time there's only no shut up about SVJT

[02:44:42] I'm not in this room. I'm just kidding. I'm inside it. I don't

[02:44:47] Can someone tell me how to why is my profile picture a fucking hippo?

[02:44:53] I hate this gentleman who made my problem plug it into a different USB. I don't know how to do that. How about help me?

[02:44:59] Why is Highlights here when Jeezy's streaming?

[02:45:09] I'm just a fucking baby.

[02:45:15] Yeah, I heard you crying from downstairs and coming.

[02:45:19] Crying.

[02:45:20] Help me.

[02:45:21] I can try.

[02:45:22] Help.

[02:45:23] Help.

[02:45:24] I'm just...

[02:45:27] What is with my fucking screen, why am I a circle?

[02:45:30] Who put me in a fucking sniper scope?

[02:45:33] Your house is so big it takes me already 10 minutes

[02:45:34] to get there because it's like a mile.

[02:45:36] I just ran a mile today.

[02:45:38] No.

[02:45:41] Bro, get me out of the scope.

[02:45:43] Beep, beep.

[02:45:46] Guys, I'm not using a sniper rifle.

[02:45:48] Come in.

[02:45:49] Go over the door.

[02:45:50] Watch the success note.

[02:45:52] The success note in there.

[02:45:57] Did you get to work the door on?

[02:45:59] There you go.

[02:46:05] Are you trying to flick?

[02:46:07] What are you trying to do?

[02:46:09] What's that slow-ro?

[02:46:11] Do you want to over?

[02:46:13] Do you want to fucking farm you?

[02:46:15] Oh, he's not really doing the wrong thing.

[02:46:17] Check it out. Look, am I even moving?

[02:46:19] Are you hitting a crackling or not?

[02:46:21] Crackling?

[02:46:23] Crackling?

[02:46:25] I'm afraid when I'm getting game it's any way worse

[02:46:34] For a lighter strap

[02:46:43] They're saying go setting and display for merchants play and read to apply

[02:46:49] Let's replud all the cables over here. I

[02:46:51] I got no audio. It's frozen. No Elsa.

[02:46:57] Oh, dude. Dude, it's changed. My screen's black. Help! It's black!

[02:47:12] Hmm. It is.

[02:47:19] Is there any PlayStation propaganda?

[02:47:21] No! Did you apply it?

[02:47:24] No.

[02:47:30] Um...

[02:47:34] You know the console scene?

[02:47:36] You just made me cry.

[02:47:38] Your alo, what are you fucking doing, Bruno, and what's the sea triangles and shit on my fucking screen?

[02:47:47] Just say no.

[02:47:56] Click the PlayStation 5 one.

[02:47:58] I'm gonna double click it, sorry.

[02:48:05] Do the drop down.

[02:48:10] Right, you go to properties and then go to the drop down.

[02:48:14] It's like something other than this, yeah?

[02:48:16] You just have to go on.

[02:48:17] Okay.

[02:48:18] And now when it pops back up, select it again.

[02:48:21] I'm so fucking stupid, bro.

[02:48:23] Why am I so useless?

[02:48:25] Like, why don't people just look at me like they used to suck a fucking shit?

[02:48:29] Okay.

[02:48:30] Like, how do I do it?

[02:48:31] You know what I mean?

[02:48:32] It should say no signal.

[02:48:35] You're not taking that number, son.

[02:48:39] What happened?

[02:48:40] It should say no signal, boy.

[02:48:41] What fucking happened?

[02:48:50] He sells a little hub.

[02:48:51] Do you get a pin?

[02:48:52] It's probably a pin.

[02:48:53] What?

[02:48:54] No.

[02:49:01] No signal detected.

[02:49:07] Guys, can you stop spending time on what and baby rages?

[02:49:10] Like, I'm not a fucking baby.

[02:49:12] I'm trying to figure this out for you guys, man.

[02:49:14] This is called reality TV. This is the reality.

[02:49:16] Not everything works smoothly. Okay?

[02:49:18] Tomorrow was the hottest day in the last month for streamer games apparently.

[02:49:27] Tomorrow's not even streamer games.

[02:49:29] Or Saturday.

[02:49:31] Oh yeah, 95 degrees.

[02:49:34] Oh shit.

[02:49:37] Oh yeah.

[02:49:38] It's going to be warm.

[02:49:42] Oh, okay.

[02:49:44] Oh, God, stop!

[02:49:46] We're getting there though.

[02:49:48] There's nothing.

[02:49:54] Okay, so now there's no signal.

[02:49:56] But, there should be a signal.

[02:50:00] Here's my camera!

[02:50:08] Oh, oh.

[02:50:10] No one up. You don't hear audio? Not a single bit.

[02:50:14] You hear me?

[02:50:16] Where's my camera gone?

[02:50:18] See what's going on outside? Not as well.

[02:50:22] I think it's just mine.

[02:50:25] Yeah, it should be.

[02:50:28] Oh wait.

[02:50:30] Oh wait, there are.

[02:50:32] It's still right there.

[02:50:34] It's cracking? Yeah.

[02:50:36] What is that?

[02:51:09] I

[02:51:16] Yeah

[02:51:19] Do my balls you're practically yes

[02:51:23] Right chat, how do you fix the quaggling

[02:51:28] Wait they're saying HDMI out got to go in longer

[02:51:32] I mean it doesn't have to do you can play through this

[02:51:35] because then you won't be able to hear it.

[02:51:37] My fuckers are complaining, the chat is leaked.

[02:51:39] I'm trying to fucking pay it out for you guys.

[02:51:43] I'm not sure I can burn.

[02:51:45] I think you're trying to burn.

[02:51:47] I've I said changed USB 3.04.

[02:51:50] I tried to uh,

[02:51:52] I'll move it again.

[02:51:54] I make sure to try different people doing them.

[02:51:57] No audio!

[02:51:59] That one, just gonna plug it in.

[02:52:01] My mom text me saying you got your most a lot of weight.

[02:52:06] Why is that funny, dick?

[02:52:08] Bro, why am I trending on Twitter right now?

[02:52:13] This is sexiest dude.

[02:52:14] They said turn off HBCP.

[02:52:17] Yeah, they turned it off.

[02:52:18] Because it holds it.

[02:52:31] I

[02:52:44] All this just for fucking what's his face to get me put it off line soon. I don't probably oh

[02:52:51] My god, bro

[02:52:54] Like what is wrong with me bro, please can you let me know?

[02:52:57] Let's see what I don't have my controller

[02:53:00] I mean I have this, that's weird

[02:53:02] You hear it though?

[02:53:03] No audio

[02:53:04] Okay

[02:53:06] Is this working though?

[02:53:08] I'm not going to do this fucking

[02:53:10] Fucking Alistair bruh

[02:53:11] Fuck that bitch

[02:53:12] They swapped cables too

[02:53:16] I feel like they really were

[02:53:19] I mean we're just fucking cunt bruh

[02:53:22] This is why I can't ever do this

[02:53:24] Why don't we're working anymore bruh

[02:53:26] This job was like not easy bro, think about it, I was at a construction right now, you know what happened with this, I would have been told what to do and I would have just do what I have to do.

[02:53:35] It would be easier shit.

[02:53:36] I have all my tools ready, I have everything fucking ready.

[02:53:39] Like the tool?

[02:53:40] I'm working a fucking job that requires a lot of skill, a lot of stress, a lot of fucking, shit that's gonna fuck up my back when I'm older.

[02:53:48] And this chat all day this time is just fucking emoticons.

[02:53:52] Okay, I feel for you bro, it's okay.

[02:53:55] It's okay bro.

[02:53:57] I didn't like this game.

[02:53:58] It's okay.

[02:54:06] I had a word for this one.

[02:54:08] What was the thing you had a word for?

[02:54:10] No word.

[02:54:12] Am I up to do something else though?

[02:54:15] Or to be able to hear it?

[02:54:17] Why is my camera blurry now?

[02:54:19] I mean it's just a good idea.

[02:54:21] I'm gonna fucking say it out loud.

[02:54:24] Don't hey we talked about this not on stream

[02:54:31] Not on stream and not in public

[02:54:39] Yeah, you can just make sure your names and server and all the one pfm

[02:54:46] Yeah

[02:54:50] It's pretty tame

[02:54:54] I know.

[02:54:56] I know.

[02:54:58] Is the duplication for emblems still a thing or not?

[02:55:01] It's hard to do.

[02:55:03] I used to do it back in the day. Who remembers that?

[02:55:07] Oh I know. Nothing could buy her.

[02:55:11] And it was hard to do.

[02:55:15] How?

[02:55:18] I said to restart the PS5.

[02:55:21] No, it's an issue with OBS. We can try to restore your OBS.

[02:55:26] I've got this in the studio already before, but it's a black crackling.

[02:55:30] I'm gonna try this.

[02:55:31] I'm a fucking stupid fan, man. I'm actually useless.

[02:55:34] It's just an issue with...

[02:55:36] ...monitoring your OBS review.

[02:55:39] Okay, I can hear your crackling now.

[02:55:45] Can you feel the crackling?

[02:55:47] Can they hear the crackling?

[02:55:49] I lost switch for a second such you how are you here crackling

[02:56:07] Yes, yes, yes, okay. They hear it too

[02:56:14] I might go to work down and describe any little let me grab any nation might end in you a three cable

[02:56:19] I'm sorry, Chad. I'm sorry to be late. I'm not a good human being.

[02:56:45] Where's my camera?

[02:56:51] Babe, okay, please keep tell my girl. I don't like

[02:56:55] Bro babe. Hey, give us the fucking phone

[02:56:58] Like bro. Why babe give me the fucking phone like bro. Why no, she's fucking tripping babe

[02:57:04] Give me the fucking phone like come on stop stop stop give me the fucking phone

[02:57:10] No no no no no, tell her to give me the phone.

[02:57:13] I'm not serious, can you tell her?

[02:57:15] Can you tell her to give me the phone?

[02:57:17] Like she's wild, hey, yo Kimi!

[02:57:19] Boba, give me the fucking phone!

[02:57:22] Oh my god.

[02:57:40] Okay, that's my girlfriend's fucking bottle don't do they don't disrespect her

[02:58:04] don't disrespect my girlfriend use disrespect my girlfriend you're gonna

[02:58:08] have to go through these. Yeah guys by the way for anyone on Tinder you could use this

[02:58:15] as a prop up picture here. Dude why are we in heaven on this camera? Oh nice my wide

[02:58:35] The light lens is broken, I'm not kidding.

[02:58:37] The beam is broken.

[02:58:39] It's like we're in fucking heaven.

[02:58:43] I'm dead ass serious.

[02:58:47] Come in.

[02:58:51] Come in.

[02:58:57] Open.

[02:58:59] Dude, you're in the room.

[02:59:01] I

[02:59:07] What the fuck is wrong with my toenail like ladies actually sirs, what do I do? It's like broken

[02:59:18] Stop you're gonna break something and then you're gonna get mad at me safe, bro

[02:59:25] Oh shit

[02:59:27] So Ron, just get this piece of your outfit.

[02:59:30] Stop, actually.

[02:59:31] Stop, please.

[02:59:32] Like, if you could play around here with me, you can do whatever you want to do.

[02:59:34] Because it does.

[02:59:47] Yo, man, the dude's saying, can we do something.

[02:59:49] I'm fucking trying to do something.

[02:59:51] Yo, this is reality.

[02:59:52] Close the line, St. Louis.

[02:59:53] Yo, this is reality TV.

[02:59:55] The reality is, you already ran a mile, let's take the rest of the day off.

[02:59:58] You already did something.

[03:00:01] You just take the rest of the day off.

[03:00:05] They wanted you to listen to love it, right?

[03:00:06] So you did your content, now you take off the rest of the day and make it into a YouTube

[03:00:10] video.

[03:00:11] POV, you're the camera.

[03:00:19] This is all of you guys and this little fucking thing right here.

[03:00:22] is literally all of you guys. Oh my god, wait, I'm mocking my whole tarot.

[03:00:52] No.

[03:00:56] No, this is the worst.

[03:00:57] How long you want to switch me?

[03:00:58] I can't switch you.

[03:01:00] How long you want to switch me?

[03:01:01] Who the fuck was that?

[03:01:01] That was not Steve Bernardo.

[03:01:06] I'll switch.

[03:01:07] Oh, no, let's switch.

[03:01:08] Actually, now don't.

[03:01:08] Yeah, let's switch.

[03:01:10] I'm just going to switch.

[03:01:11] Just one second.

[03:01:12] Uh, are you just going to switch?

[03:01:17] It's been a show up yet?

[03:01:19] Guys, I'm sorry.

[03:01:20] Just, just everyone's smile, bro.

[03:01:22] For the love of Marlin, Roche.

[03:01:25] What is wrong with my computer?

[03:01:28] I'm trying to get some new cable and everything.

[03:01:31] And it's branded by a level, so we should have to do it.

[03:01:33] Here, can you mind flipping this on me?

[03:01:35] Can you do some good angles while we do the technical difficulties?

[03:01:40] Can you get like the angle that people are seeing?

[03:01:46] Uh-oh.

[03:01:48] She got the Michelin grip when I fuck her.

[03:01:52] Come on, ladies, help me out, bro.

[03:01:54] Some good angles, bro.

[03:01:56] Make the entertainment healthy, bro.

[03:01:58] I don't have the red light of death.

[03:02:00] Oh, God!

[03:02:02] Actually,

[03:02:04] I think this cable is just bad.

[03:02:06] But it was

[03:02:08] branded by the God, so I thought it would be cool.

[03:02:10] But let's try this one, you might be going anyway.

[03:02:12] Wait, what's the fucking red?

[03:02:14] Isn't that when it, like, it captures your IP and you just die?

[03:02:18] Yeah.

[03:02:22] What would happen if Rodney Martin was walking and riding our seal?

[03:02:26] I think that my phone's gonna miss his stop.

[03:02:29] Can we get an angle from under the desk that asks me?

[03:02:52] Okay, does it work now?

[03:02:59] You ever take fully naked in your room, Liz?

[03:03:07] I've done drawers, bro, and not naked though.

[03:03:12] Hold on, I'm not bad, honey.

[03:03:17] Hold on, hold on.

[03:03:22] No, I replugged the HDMI and it works.

[03:03:25] We're not going to be sandwiched.

[03:03:27] Yeah.

[03:03:28] It's looking like we're all going to be in a mustache.

[03:03:31] Hold on.

[03:03:32] My thing's unplugged.

[03:03:34] No, your light's just gone.

[03:03:36] What are we doing?

[03:03:38] You hear the crackle?

[03:03:40] You're already here.

[03:03:43] At this point, I'd like to say, can you hear crackling now?

[03:03:48] Can you hear crackling?

[03:03:50] Yep. Can you hear it? Yeah, wait a minute. Yeah, I...

[03:03:57] Damn. Now we don't have a working controller and it's crackling.

[03:04:01] Hold on. Why is my screen so gray? Let's try doing it like this.

[03:04:06] I

[03:04:08] My streets are gray also

[03:04:15] Yeah, I'm gonna get a lot of bullshit

[03:04:17] The chat one y'all one y'all one bro. That's like, I don't know. I don't know what to do

[03:04:25] By a new Elgato, I mean obviously not today, but I'm just like sad, bro. I got why do I hear Minecraft?

[03:04:33] You're crackling. Yes

[03:04:36] You still here for those?

[03:04:37] Really?

[03:04:38] Try to use your own room.

[03:04:39] Try this.

[03:04:40] Okay, now what?

[03:04:41] Crackling.

[03:04:41] Try to use your own room.

[03:04:43] Remember?

[03:04:44] Oh.

[03:04:45] I mean, that's just colored.

[03:04:46] Yeah, I know I need it.

[03:04:50] Wait.

[03:04:51] I just fixed it.

[03:04:51] Is it good now?

[03:04:52] Yeah.

[03:04:53] But now it's a lot.

[03:04:55] What about 81?

[03:04:56] Well, I need to get right now.

[03:04:57] I'm gonna just...

[03:04:59] You might give up.

[03:05:00] What about now?

[03:05:01] Nope.

[03:05:02] They're still crackling.

[03:05:04] Hmm.

[03:05:06] Guys, Betsy can't save you, bro.

[03:05:08] You can't help it.

[03:05:10] It's over, bro.

[03:05:13] I'm trying to think what else I can try.

[03:05:14] Will you try?

[03:05:16] Here, I'm gonna try to break out.

[03:05:17] You can have your best cop.

[03:05:18] Sam got it.

[03:05:23] Okay.

[03:05:25] Let's try it now.

[03:05:27] See if you see if you're correct.

[03:05:28] Why am I frozen?

[03:05:29] I don't wanna blow everything.

[03:05:31] Wait, I hear it, wait, right cool, no right cool.

[03:05:53] Is it good?

[03:05:55] I can't tell.

[03:05:57] Okay, what if I do this?

[03:06:01] Let's eat with it, this.

[03:06:03] I think we're good.

[03:06:05] Let's see you check.

[03:06:07] I don't want 60 FPS.

[03:06:13] Hold on, Jack!

[03:06:15] Why is he forever?

[03:06:21] You're good, too.

[03:06:23] Wait, what if I do this to them?

[03:06:25] My game!

[03:06:29] Okay.

[03:06:30] And now,

[03:06:32] who do you diss?

[03:06:34] Here, yep.

[03:06:35] Okay, now I'll swap.

[03:06:38] I'll swap?

[03:06:39] I'll swap, can they hear?

[03:06:40] Swap it, bitch.

[03:06:41] I

[03:06:48] Say yes, it's good

[03:06:55] You might have saved the day

[03:07:06] Hey, you're a cure

[03:07:11] Is the audio good or no?

[03:07:17] So tell about this is better

[03:07:26] Let's go

[03:07:29] Thank you, Walsh

[03:07:31] Come on ladies, let's do this

[03:07:35] Huh, I don't know you come on get on the game

[03:07:38] Hey, Jack, gamer mode activated. Let's fucking do this thing. I'm not fucking around no more.

[03:07:46] I'm not gonna lie. Outlaw, switch my game. Let's get fucking... ooh, let's get loud.

[03:07:54] Let's get aggressive and let's say crazy shit. I'm back, baby. Let's fucking do this.

[03:08:02] Nuke-chacked! Oh my god. Wait, did people play this game or no? Like is it popular?

[03:08:13] I

[03:08:21] Dap want to play say on God

[03:08:26] Say will he

[03:08:29] Guys who is C sharp I'm not fucking scared of no C sharp well

[03:08:35] Wait, how do I make my screen look brighter chat for you guys? How do I make it look brighter?

[03:08:41] Where's the fun?

[03:08:55] Dude okay, nobody call me a fucking noob.

[03:09:00] Hold on, I gotta make a emblem.

[03:09:11] I'm gonna, okay chat, look at this emblem.

[03:09:14] Here's an emblem that you guys can copy if you guys want, ready?

[03:09:17] Okay, so we're gonna do blue background.

[03:09:20] Okay, and then we're gonna put, we're gonna do, we're gonna do a man right in the middle.

[03:09:34] Okay, this is gonna be us.

[03:09:37] And then we're gonna look cool, we're gonna put a skull.

[03:09:41] So the top of it is gonna be like a skull.

[03:09:44] And this is gonna be like my body.

[03:09:48] Hold on.

[03:09:52] And then this is my face.

[03:09:59] And then this is my hand.

[03:10:05] Oh yeah.

[03:10:07] how do I copy it how do I copy it yeah how do I copy it

[03:10:19] guys this is not an IDF soldier why do you guys always have to be fucking weird

[03:10:23] here, bro.

[03:10:28] Like...

[03:10:33] CODLE COFFEE!

[03:10:39] Chad, do I play search and destroy or what's the best game to play?

[03:10:45] Oh, yeah.

[03:10:52] Anyone else hate search and destroy back in the day? Nope gap

[03:11:05] Oh, yeah

[03:11:08] My god is top five out our emblems and then gotta do the classic we gotta do the classic ready you gotta do the classic

[03:11:22] Yeah, what is this button by the way in the next to the clear layer?

[03:11:29] What is that?

[03:11:32] What is that?

[03:11:33] How do I copy?

[03:11:36] What button is that?

[03:11:40] Oh, thank you.

[03:11:45] Who told me that?

[03:11:46] Yeah, that's nice, that's nice, there's some W's in the chapter, yeah.

[03:12:13] Yeah, yeah

[03:12:27] JP, pick up the phone

[03:12:32] Yo

[03:12:33] I'm going to play my first fucking game.

[03:12:43] Guys, tell Lace to pick up the phone.

[03:12:48] Lace!

[03:12:51] Lace!

[03:13:01] Pays.

[03:13:02] Pays.

[03:13:03] Pays.

[03:13:04] It's actually a classic.

[03:13:06] Who remembers this audio, bro?

[03:13:07] This music?

[03:13:08] It's actually a classic.

[03:13:09] Wait.

[03:13:10] Wait, you know I gotta do it one time.

[03:13:12] Ready? Listen.

[03:13:31] actually sounds so great wait where's all the DLC's shut where's the DLC's all I got

[03:13:44] is transit I got a buy it

[03:14:00] yo yeah hello you ready to fucking game I am ready bro are you been begging me

[03:14:11] to get on this game bro it's time pretty fun you know snipers only

[03:14:18] snipers only snipers only snipers only snipers only snipers only

[03:14:21] how do I add you how do I add you oh I gotta restart my game just add me how do

[03:14:29] you add you dash dash hold on how do I do it look you don't know

[03:14:34] gamebase, friends, search for players

[03:14:39] oh shit, where are these people?

[03:14:42] it is hyphen hyphen

[03:14:44] okay, L

[03:14:46] A

[03:14:47] I

[03:14:48] Y

[03:14:49] S

[03:14:52] hyphen hyphen

[03:14:53] oh wait, do you have a mummy?

[03:14:55] yeah

[03:14:57] wait, why is there so many people who copy your name bro? do you have a aura?

[03:15:01] oh fucking

[03:15:02] I'm a loser. I'm like I'm a loser said I said you're a friend of rest

[03:15:08] Did you get it?

[03:15:10] I'm getting more than you could fucking imagine

[03:15:12] There are no way there's people on the PS5 right now trying to play with us

[03:15:15] Brother, I have a hundred and forty two that just came in did you get mine or no homie stayed?

[03:15:21] Yeah, did you?

[03:15:22] Hey, welcome to the friends list. We gotta we get a W

[03:15:26] Nice fucking thing, bro. Nice. Thank you, bro. Nice fucking emblem

[03:15:31] Let's check out your combat record.

[03:15:34] 1.0, the list of 1500 kills?

[03:15:38] Not bad.

[03:15:39] That's only snipers, only snipers, only snipers, only snipers.

[03:15:42] It's not bad, bro.

[03:15:43] Your favorite thing is the shock charge.

[03:15:46] Nice.

[03:15:47] I'm loading up, or my game's value up right now.

[03:15:52] Dude, this is actually peak.

[03:15:55] Oh, this is peak.

[03:15:57] Hey!

[03:15:58] Why is your clan tagged?

[03:16:00] Hello?

[03:16:01] Yo, can you hear me?

[03:16:03] Hey bro.

[03:16:04] What is good?

[03:16:05] What is good?

[03:16:06] Wait, how do I make a clan tag?

[03:16:07] I don't know if you're high enough for that.

[03:16:09] Damn, that boy doesn't have revolution.

[03:16:11] That boy has no revolution, uprising, vengeance, or apocalypse.

[03:16:14] Yo, I don't know who's the host, but whoever's the host, kick the random, bro.

[03:16:18] Hey, hey, whoever's the host, kick the random without the DLCs.

[03:16:22] Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

[03:16:27] no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

[03:16:29] DLCs oh no no no no no we can't play nuke jacks no no this is where you get

[03:16:32] hacked on god

[03:16:33] hey y'all I already got a mic

[03:16:36] I can't hear them

[03:16:42] you not hear them?

[03:16:43] no how do I hear them?

[03:16:44] on god you don't hear them?

[03:16:46] no on god I don't hear them

[03:16:47] he said who the fuck just said that shut your bitch up

[03:16:49] how do I hear them?

[03:16:54] uh it's something we do all god oh you have to ask the boy

[03:16:59] Hey, can you guys hear them?

[03:17:01] Can you guys hear them?

[03:17:05] Hold on though, let me get the hang of this though, don't just call me ass.

[03:17:08] Hold on.

[03:17:09] He said shut your bitch ass up, homie.

[03:17:11] Hey, first kill!

[03:17:16] Second kill.

[03:17:18] Wait, I don't fucking...

[03:17:21] This is a life.

[03:17:22] Hey, if we get GCC's in sharp, join on the bottom left, bro.

[03:17:27] Just close your game and pray.

[03:17:29] Wait, I'll, uh, can someone get wooshed?

[03:17:33] How do I make it so I can hear it, then?

[03:17:38] Uh, I don't know.

[03:17:40] Pepsi did it all for me.

[03:17:42] Oh, is that cheating?

[03:17:45] Probably not.

[03:17:48] Lace, how do you do it? How did you do it?

[03:17:51] Uh, my friend.

[03:17:52] Pepsi set it all up for me.

[03:17:54] Someone called Pepsi in the chat!

[03:17:55] I

[03:17:57] Want to be able to shit talk this guy talking bro

[03:18:02] We did have to do we did have to do some

[03:18:06] Messy mess it there for a little bit pretty out to work

[03:18:11] You can hear this guy keep something to shut the fuck out

[03:18:18] Well, I'm gonna fucking freak out bro

[03:18:25] This is why Xbox 360 was way more superior.

[03:18:42] I am gonna be that guy. I'm gonna be that guy, Chad. I'm gonna be that guy.

[03:18:47] I'm that guy, bro. I'm that guy.

[03:18:55] Call me cringe, I don't give a fuck.

[03:18:57] Yo, when I hear this guy,

[03:18:59] Oh my god!

[03:19:01] Whoa, why, why?

[03:19:03] Yo, I don't understand, our kids just like,

[03:19:05] so good at this game nowadays.

[03:19:07] What the fuck is this?

[03:19:09] They all just keep saying they can't hear anything.

[03:19:11] They said, hold me.

[03:19:13] Yo, everyone in this lobby, shut the fuck up!

[03:19:15] Give me a minute, man, I'm trying to fix my...

[03:19:17] Oh, I can't respawn.

[03:19:19] No Kirk, I'm watching you.

[03:19:21] Oh, never mind, that is not his name.

[03:19:23] Yeah, that's a little different.

[03:19:25] Oh god. Oh god.

[03:19:35] Yo, yo! How do I hear them?

[03:19:39] Chad, how can I hear them?

[03:19:41] Hey guys, I'm streaming on Twitch, so whatever you guys are saying, make sure it's family friendly please.

[03:19:53] I

[03:19:56] Respond I'm gonna be that guy. I'll be that guy

[03:20:02] My god

[03:20:05] Yeah, how do I fix the audio did someone tell me

[03:20:16] To figure it out wait if you're in control there

[03:20:23] Man you shut the fuck up you stupid bitch!

[03:20:26] Why does that guy have as clearly flagged as his fucking calling guard?

[03:20:35] Hostile lightning striking down.

[03:20:37] Oh what the fuck!

[03:20:40] Where did you owe this to us?

[03:20:45] Fuck him!

[03:20:46] What are you doing? This is fucking...

[03:20:50] I have no aim assist on because I was trick shotting.

[03:20:54] I thought I fell off, bro.

[03:20:57] That was getting off.

[03:20:58] Oh no.

[03:20:59] That was getting off. That was getting off. That was getting off.

[03:21:01] They took my gun.

[03:21:06] Are we good? Can you hear me?

[03:21:08] Yeah.

[03:21:11] There, it's run.

[03:21:13] They're saying it was C sharp.

[03:21:15] Wait chat how do I make it so the audio goes through my like you guys can hear it?

[03:21:21] Is there a way?

[03:21:27] PS button.

[03:21:29] PS5 setting.

[03:21:31] Press the PlayStation button.

[03:21:33] Press the Home button.

[03:21:35] Hold on I'm gonna open the door for you.

[03:21:37] I got you.

[03:21:38] Lacey's buying a GT3.

[03:21:39] Tell him to stop buying fucking cars.

[03:21:41] Waste of money bro.

[03:21:43] depreciating asset

[03:21:45] my mother king black diamonds on my wrist

[03:21:48] we'll shit

[03:21:49] i know that song

[03:21:51] the good one

[03:21:52] all these diamonds in my head

[03:21:59] if i sip some water

[03:22:02] your millionaires streamer not me getting figured out

[03:22:05] are you a fucking idiot

[03:22:07] do you think because i have money that i have to just be fucking like useless

[03:22:11] I have people that could help me like whoosh, bro. He's a good dude.

[03:22:18] Stop, stop.

[03:22:20] Yo whoosh!

[03:22:28] Are there any stable and auto points do y'all have?

[03:22:30] Nobody here has real little points. Like, everyone here is a fake gambler.

[03:22:33] I have one million.

[03:22:35] Cap. That's actually cap.

[03:22:36] I'm got as- this is one M on the dot.

[03:22:41] I don't do the fucking pre-dix though. I just

[03:22:52] My Luther King stable and all those in my pants. Oh

[03:22:56] My wired earbuds. How's the check in here? Oh facts. You need wired earbuds

[03:23:01] I need wired you need wired earbuds with uh with uh jack and you plug it into your controller and then

[03:23:08] You hear them through your headset, but you talk to them through the earbud

[03:23:11] That's what I do. I talk through the earbud, but then I hear them in my headset, but you just have to talk through the earbud

[03:23:16] You could call me stable or no, bro

[03:23:22] Yeah, but you have to talk to the ear

[03:23:30] My fucker saying do zombies, how about you do us a favor and you get on indeed.com, bro

[03:23:34] We need more plumbers and less twitch shatters

[03:23:36] We got to be baby shark in my shit free sweet free tweet

[03:23:43] Do you have an ear by they can plug in your controller?

[03:23:47] Give any Jack Jack me off

[03:23:51] Jack me off Jack me off this

[03:23:56] Go Jack me off that guy was just in our lobby. I swear they don't know who's here in the office

[03:24:02] Have you heard of loose sassel? Do you know that guy?

[03:24:05] I think it's a loose sassle

[03:24:18] All right, well now I have no audio

[03:24:22] This dude lacy's buying a GT3 RS

[03:24:26] Kat

[03:24:28] Kat

[03:24:30] We're like he's renting one in Mexico

[03:24:32] Wait lady, it's talking game chat?

[03:24:34] What's going on guys today? We're back in game chat. Oh wait, I've been muted

[03:24:46] Today we're back in game

[03:24:49] Yeah, you're talking about your controller

[03:24:53] Yeah, yeah, put it on your shoulder. I bet let's fucking do this

[03:24:58] You literally put it on your shoulder, and then you just get there

[03:25:01] Yeah, and you press the button you press the button on your controller to just mute unmute. I don't care. I'll just stay unmuted bro

[03:25:06] I won't I can't I can't hear you in game chat. It's fun game. Oh, I can't hear you in game chat right now

[03:25:12] I can't hear you. You can't hear me. It says it's working. I

[03:25:15] Just muted you that's why

[03:25:20] Hello

[03:25:21] There we are not here. Yeah, cuz I muted you dumbass

[03:25:25] Well, I was making sure it worked. I work in what's the best game mode here?

[03:25:28] Let's play Nuke Jack, yeah?

[03:25:31] That's where the hacker is, because it's 18 people, so he's used that to ruin as many

[03:25:36] people's game as he can at once.

[03:25:38] Alright, fine, I'll just play Core.

[03:25:40] I'll play Core Domination.

[03:25:41] Everyone knows Domination is the best fucking game mode.

[03:25:44] Facts, I'm right.

[03:25:46] Yeah, I could play Domination.

[03:25:49] There's only five lobbies out of...

[03:25:53] Yo, what's going on everybody?

[03:25:55] Does anyone here have a microphone?

[03:25:57] Yo, what's going on everybody? Does anyone here have a microphone? It's me!

[03:26:01] Wait, why does every single person have a normal emblem?

[03:26:05] What the fuck?

[03:26:07] Alright.

[03:26:10] No, for me, every single person has just a default emblem.

[03:26:13] How the fuck can you see everyone's emblems?

[03:26:15] This guy's emblem is BOOPS!

[03:26:19] Wait, I don't like this.

[03:26:19] Oh yeah, we need a lobby of people.

[03:26:22] They ruined my shit.

[03:26:24] I can't see emblems.

[03:26:26] yeah we're not fucking microphones that I don't want to play with teammates that

[03:26:30] aren't fucking locked

[03:26:37] two turntables in a microphone hey stand off classic oh yo what's good guys oh

[03:26:49] Oh shit, what the fuck?

[03:26:53] Yeah, you have a mic can they hear me or no

[03:26:57] If you're talking in chapter, yeah, they can hear you they're just ignoring you but they have no microphones up. Oh, we are merged in

[03:27:04] hijacked

[03:27:07] Domination

[03:27:09] Hey, you have a mic

[03:27:12] Hey, you have a mic

[03:27:14] bro where's the emblem option bro I can't see emblems

[03:27:17] that's all points!

[03:27:21] good luck and have fun everyone good luck and have fun

[03:27:22] I wanna see people be offensive

[03:27:26] everyone good luck and have fun

[03:27:28] guys good luck and have fun everybody

[03:27:31] I'm gonna just try my hardest let's go down a Christmas mood

[03:27:34] okay I'm trying my best

[03:27:38] oh fuck man

[03:27:40] bro I look lost my fucking touch man

[03:27:43] I used to be good at video games.

[03:27:45] You say I get used to it bro, it feels fucking weird.

[03:27:48] Okay, who used to just spam their shit instantly?

[03:27:53] Like, right when you spawn in you just start spamming all your shit.

[03:27:57] Oh!

[03:27:58] Shot charge going out.

[03:28:00] Shot charge going out.

[03:28:01] I'm capturing Bobba!

[03:28:05] Gobi!

[03:28:07] Classic.

[03:28:08] Yo, watch out.

[03:28:10] Oh, shit.

[03:28:12] oh shit during Charlie where's my emblem thing I watch this

[03:28:20] that was on this is why I was once in phase look

[03:28:26] Ready look.

[03:28:34] Remember the host is and some ass.

[03:28:37] Wait, what the fuck?

[03:28:41] The host got a shitter in it.

[03:28:44] Yeah, fax bro, this game is like laggy.

[03:28:50] Yo, I actually miss playing this on my soul.

[03:28:53] I used to be like one of the greatest Call of Duty players that ever touched this game back in my high school days

[03:28:58] UAV inbound

[03:29:00] high school

[03:29:02] yeah like high school middle school

[03:29:04] give me like a little minute just to like get used to everything

[03:29:08] like I'm dead ass serious I'm gonna be a fucking legend on the Call of Duty streets

[03:29:12] oh shit a legend

[03:29:14] oh my god a scorpion classic

[03:29:16] watch this shit

[03:29:19] It's on oh my god, how do any ghosts fucking?

[03:29:24] This time another kill. Oh, I'm moving now

[03:29:27] Why is it laggy?

[03:29:33] That's what I'm saying

[03:29:38] The lag yes, I just died to lag

[03:29:43] Damn the legs killing you bro

[03:29:48] I don't know if I'm a fucking fan of PSN, I literally can't see emblems and it's throwing me off.

[03:29:56] Wait, certain destroy force, Mike?

[03:29:59] No.

[03:30:00] You sure?

[03:30:02] Yeah.

[03:30:03] You're pushing up!

[03:30:06] No, I'm cheating, Chad, I'm not, I promise you I'm not cheating.

[03:30:10] I just know where he is.

[03:30:12] I'm not cheating, I swear I'm not cheating.

[03:30:15] I'm not cheating.

[03:30:17] I'm a I'm a asshole. I'm a fucking weirdo. I'm a weirdo

[03:30:26] To turn tables in a microphone

[03:30:31] Looney to rust

[03:30:47] Oh

[03:30:50] My wash UAV in back you don't serve us

[03:30:55] Well, like I'm actually like I feel like a lost puppy

[03:30:58] Be advised hostile UAV

[03:31:00] This guy's camping like a fucking noob. Oh my

[03:31:10] No, this guy's a fucking noob, bro. Oh my

[03:31:17] Make sure you play fair.

[03:31:31] Hey, that's one.

[03:31:33] Pascal UAV above.

[03:31:36] I'm locked now.

[03:31:38] They just had to get a feel for it.

[03:31:40] Hit walker bro.

[03:31:43] Hit walker again bro this shit is so fucking fine.

[03:31:47] I used to be the guy I used to be the other camps in the hot tub

[03:31:57] Yo Chet why is my aim so bad I'm not even trying to be funny

[03:32:07] Like it was never this bad back in the day

[03:32:16] Like mother that is that is not normal no no no no that is not normal

[03:32:24] That is not normal I'm not that bad what did you do what you do what you do shots nothing just normal

[03:32:30] Just a little matter.

[03:32:37] What the fuck is the matter?

[03:32:40] You guys think ladies, hold him to me, I'll get back.

[03:32:44] I want to be one.

[03:32:45] I'm down.

[03:32:47] I'm down.

[03:32:48] I'll tell you what I'm lagging, I don't know why I'm lagging right now.

[03:32:56] Oh, I'm going to dodo.

[03:32:57] One dodo out.

[03:32:58] Dead.

[03:32:59] Got him.

[03:33:01] Oh, the SWAT 556.

[03:33:05] No, that's a classic gun, bro.

[03:33:07] Okay, I'll be honest with you.

[03:33:08] I'm going to be the guy to admit it.

[03:33:09] Back in the day, I used to go on the map with the subway.

[03:33:13] I forget what it was called.

[03:33:14] And I would go...

[03:33:15] Express?

[03:33:16] Yeah, I would go to the elevator in the middle of the map

[03:33:18] and I'd put attack insertion down at my friend

[03:33:20] and I'd boost it from my vector headshots.

[03:33:21] I'm going to be the guy to say it.

[03:33:23] I'm going to be the guy to say it.

[03:33:26] I

[03:33:35] Know ladies no bullshit. No bullshit. There's nothing wrong with my game

[03:33:41] Your chance I'm telling you like I'm so serious

[03:33:50] I thought the same thing bro

[03:33:56] No, no, no, bro, I've stick drift look

[03:34:04] What

[03:34:08] UAV above radar is down

[03:34:12] Have your hopes up, bro

[03:34:14] I've got another kill.

[03:34:25] Keep your head high, Ronaldo.

[03:34:26] Reload it.

[03:34:27] Hold on.

[03:34:28] No PDW!

[03:34:29] Classic gun!

[03:34:30] Hold on.

[03:35:01] What is a pdw does that make me a noob or does that make me a hacker?

[03:35:07] Noob or hacker

[03:35:11] Hostiles have destroyed your UAV who the fuck is lame enough to carry around an RPG bro. Oh fuck

[03:35:18] Bravo secure

[03:35:22] No, fuck

[03:35:26] Yo Johnny sniper's only bro

[03:35:31] I'll push you in my body okay that's actually toxic friendly care

[03:35:40] Shut up

[03:35:43] That's actually like toxic bro. Who's doing that in the chat?

[03:35:47] Who's actually lame enough to stream snipe me like only lame people stream

[03:35:52] You ain't funny

[03:35:59] Yeah, I'm feeling that like that ass

[03:36:01] I think they have the AWM super lag right now.

[03:36:08] I think they are losing their added to the B02 and the PS5 score.

[03:36:14] Ow!

[03:36:15] My timing bro!

[03:36:17] My timing!

[03:36:19] My timing!

[03:36:20] Oh my god!

[03:36:21] Not my timing bro!

[03:36:22] That's actually car timing!

[03:36:23] Guys I'm not cheating!

[03:36:24] I'm not cheating!

[03:36:25] I'm not cheating!

[03:36:26] I'm not cheating!

[03:36:27] I'm not cheating!

[03:36:28] I'm not cheating!

[03:36:29] I'm not cheating!

[03:36:30] Guys, I'm not cheating. I promise. I'm not cheating. I just have game sense

[03:36:36] Hey, Slurpee, what's good, bro?

[03:36:41] Yo Slurpee, you got a mic? Oh, someone

[03:36:46] Yo, anyone here got a mic?

[03:36:49] Yo, anyone here got a mic?

[03:36:52] Yo, anyone here got a mic?

[03:36:54] I don't here have a Michael. Hey, I don't have a microphone. No, you're so

[03:36:59] It was on a microphone. I know I'm sorry right now. What's up with you, bro? Why are you so fucking angry?

[03:37:07] But what happened to our game lace

[03:37:11] What is going on happening?

[03:37:15] Is this normal what I got kicked

[03:37:20] You're kicked. Oh is someone hacking my shit?

[03:37:24] Say on God

[03:37:26] Maybe I just got unlucky. Thank you. You're Johnny

[03:37:31] Well, I think someone's hacking me every time say on God

[03:37:36] Yeah, you're not drink produce from my lobby

[03:37:39] All right, we're good

[03:37:43] What is the most people of groundwork I

[03:37:47] bet

[03:37:49] Right back to I'm not playing that I'm not on God. I'm not trying to get my account

[03:37:53] Oh, you're not a joke, bro

[03:37:56] Rose what's the difference between that and a fucking public match?

[03:37:59] He's literally a terrorist. He plays the lobbies that allow more people to play so he greets more people at once what he does

[03:38:10] Search and destroy bro. Let's do this shit

[03:38:13] We're gonna be one. Let me see if I can get a lobby first

[03:38:16] Everyone knows to get rid of all this shit just for aura you don't ever put this shit on

[03:38:25] Don't question mark me bro it's a classic you don't do that shit it distracts you bro

[03:38:39] I

[03:38:45] Don't know why you should restart your game or give me host. Hi, bro. I'll give you fucking host man

[03:38:51] I don't know why it's taking so long to get a game. How do I give you host?

[03:38:55] You might just have to join me. Oh my god. You just want an host to flex on me, bro. I wanted what?

[03:39:04] Sometimes you got to restart your game though to get huge faster actually come on hurry up get me in the lab

[03:39:08] Oh, so it's because you don't have the DLCs. Oh my god, you don't have studio

[03:39:20] Well, how much are the DLCs hmm how long does it take to get a chat?

[03:39:33] All right, how do I do it?

[03:39:35] Pre-leaked, pre-leaked, pre-leaked.

[03:39:37] Maybe, I think he just opened up the store or something.

[03:39:48] It'll be worth it, though.

[03:39:52] Hey, it'll be worth it, bro.

[03:39:53] Do I gotta install anything or no?

[03:39:55] Probably just the map, like the packs, yeah.

[03:39:58] It says it's purchased, chat.

[03:40:03] Oh, I got it!

[03:40:05] I got camos and shit wait wait you guys live what I gotta restart my game hmm try

[03:40:19] Yeah, you should restart again

[03:40:28] Is there something that needs to be downloaded

[03:40:37] So I even have to restart my game or no

[03:40:39] I'll be honest with you, bro. No bullshit. Y'all could call me annoying, you can call

[03:40:50] me stupid, whatever you want. Brother. PS4, PS3, PS5, whatever you want. The Xbox 360

[03:40:58] was way more ahead of its time.

[03:41:02] I'm lying? Mother, I'll be honest with you. Xbox 360 owns. It was the greatest gaming

[03:41:14] console that ever came out. Wala! If I'm lying, may God kill Scorpio 2.

[03:41:21] I was doing like this segment where I sprayed all my Coulombs in my room, so it might like

[03:41:41] follow me from my room to your room when I went up there earlier.

[03:41:47] I joined up dude.

[03:41:51] Hey, chat, look what I got!

[03:41:54] What the fuck did I do, bro?

[03:41:59] Click it, click on them.

[03:42:02] Oh my.

[03:42:04] I understood everything you have to do.

[03:42:06] Weaponize, 115.

[03:42:09] Oh my God, Ghost Camo's Loki it.

[03:42:11] Fax her now, no bullshit, no bullshit, chat, no bullshit.

[03:42:14] No bullshit, those camels are actually nice.

[03:42:19] Bacon camel is one of my favorites though, no bullshit.

[03:42:24] Who the hell is Black Hole Destroyer?

[03:42:28] Are you joining or not?

[03:42:31] Yeah, you're doing well with me.

[03:42:33] I did.

[03:42:35] I'm just trying to do bro, it's okay.

[03:42:38] Oh wait, actually you just left my lobby.

[03:42:43] I left your lobby

[03:42:46] Yeah, there's oh nice you want to join or no?

[03:42:51] Yeah, I'm trying saying strict Nat type. Geech. Are you on strict? Where do they see that? Oh my god?

[03:42:59] It is you're not gonna join anyone

[03:43:02] Hey, why fuck?

[03:43:04] How do I do that? You know who knows why he should have strict. I've never saw the I mean I saw it, but it's the worst shit

[03:43:10] It could be

[03:43:13] oh my god shit Wi-Fi do I need ethernet?

[03:43:17] WOOOOOOSH!

[03:43:23] you want me to try and invite you again?

[03:43:29] what should I do for this chat man?

[03:43:34] hey woe join me

[03:43:35] it's me Ron

[03:43:36] do you by any chance woes have a small ethernet cable?

[03:43:42] Can you send me one, can you bring me one?

[03:43:57] Yeah, do I have a key with you mind?

[03:44:02] Please bro.

[03:44:06] That is fair.

[03:44:13] Stop typing fares bro.

[03:44:26] It's audio though, it's low-key kinda nice.

[03:44:39] Oh my Nat-type is strict, is that because of my internet chat?

[03:44:44] That's no mommies.

[03:44:46] I've never seen this before.

[03:44:55] I

[03:45:23] I already know 90% of people's calling cards as the fucking Israel flag on this game.

[03:45:29] It's a good choice.

[03:45:30] This calling card actually used to be ORA back in the day, Chet.

[03:45:46] Who's calling my phone right now?

[03:45:53] Wait they're saying it's because I'm appearing offline.

[03:45:58] Ummm.

[03:45:59] No, I'm online now.

[03:46:02] Oh what the fuck!

[03:46:05] Ah!

[03:46:06] What the funko part, bruh?

[03:46:08] Wait so can I even find games with strict shit like this or no?

[03:46:12] Yo what the funko part, bruh?

[03:46:17] Yo what the funko part, bruh?

[03:46:19] Does that have a natype strict?

[03:46:24] Can you try plugging that into ps5 or is that gonna make my shit fucked up?

[03:46:27] What the funko pop bruh?

[03:46:30] If you hear my dumbass fucking dad milling the lawn you just drunk your shit driving around on his lawnmower outside

[03:46:36] So sorry for the background noise

[03:46:43] Guys if you hear my dumbass uncle in the room, he's just helping me with my ethernet everyone's ignore him

[03:46:49] We

[03:46:54] Hungry's father I mentioned dinner in a bullshit. What should we go? I haven't eaten all the day lace

[03:47:00] Say much we get

[03:47:02] Get three sets of matter four sets of Nadja seven sets of

[03:47:06] the enda and

[03:47:08] 18 sets of matter

[03:47:11] It's a land cables connected. I set up internet connection

[03:47:17] Set up wired land

[03:47:19] Connect

[03:47:28] But I don't want to go to school

[03:47:30] I don't want to fucking work out. Okay, it says connect. I want to stay home. I restart the game

[03:47:38] Just do you to Olympics it says it's strict. What the fuck am I banned just restart your game, bro

[03:47:44] Hey, watch your jet

[03:47:45] Did we start your game? How do I port forward?

[03:47:51] How do I port forward bro this guy doesn't know how to do shit. I can't I can't join Lays

[03:47:56] Because they're saying I'm strict. I'm my nad. My nad is strict

[03:48:11] Fuck is David

[03:48:13] What?

[03:48:15] Bunder her? Yeah, that's what it is. It's a David B

[03:48:21] Not D4. Oh my god

[03:48:23] Guys, not the freaking weirdo, bro. Jeez get your head out of my brother. You guys are so weird

[03:48:29] Can't wait to see Joe Bart smoke your ass first time chatter. Oh

[03:48:33] My nat type is motto. Is that good? Yeah, that's a minus

[03:48:36] 5

[03:48:41] Yay, thank you. Those are sorry for bothering you

[03:48:46] Yeah, thanks. Oh, no Ron in the chat for bothering loge wait if I mean good. Oh

[03:48:54] Yeah, I got you three bits. Just give me like 14 hours

[03:48:59] I bet let's do it. Let's play

[03:49:01] 1v1 or SMD?

[03:49:03] Bro, bring me to a lobby of people. I want to talk to people before we 1v1, bro.

[03:49:06] Actually, I'll 1v1 you, bro. Sure.

[03:49:08] I'll shut up.

[03:49:09] We're in a queue for SMD.

[03:49:11] Bro, cancel, bro. Cancel, bro.

[03:49:13] Unless you're scared.

[03:49:17] Okay.

[03:49:25] I keep in mind, though, bro, you're warm. I'm not. Just keep in mind.

[03:49:29] I know.

[03:49:30] like chat you can't just say I'm bad at the game etc like keep in mind I'm just

[03:49:35] not warmed up I don't want to hear like and I'm right Chad I'm actually right

[03:49:43] that's the craziest part is I'm actually right he's right I get it he's right

[03:49:46] make sure you make a class and then let me know when you're ready rubber I think

[03:49:54] I think everything's good.

[03:49:57] Alright, let's go, bro. Let's go, you fucking noob.

[03:50:01] Let's do this.

[03:50:02] Listen, bro, I'm new to this, man. I'm new to this.

[03:50:04] So you can't get mad at me, Chad, if I'm bad, okay?

[03:50:06] This is my first 1v1 in a while, bro.

[03:50:09] And I'm a... I'm a... I'm a... I'm a...

[03:50:11] What do you call a player, too, bro?

[03:50:17] This?

[03:50:18] It's free for all.

[03:50:19] Well, yeah.

[03:50:21] Why is there connection interrupted?

[03:50:22] Execute authority. Oh my god, you got one bar. What is this?

[03:50:29] You just got kicked out of the game. Yo, is my PS5 hacked? Like did us?

[03:50:34] Yeah, he just got kicked out of the game. My internet is perfectly fine. I'm streaming perfectly

[03:50:40] How is this a thing?

[03:50:43] I'm thinking

[03:50:45] Mmm, really trying to think and figure it out. I don't know

[03:50:48] Wait, start again. Just go get in front of it.

[03:50:50] I'm still in the game though. I mean I have to end it.

[03:50:53] Am I getting booted? Is someone booting me?

[03:50:55] I'm ending the game right now. I mean I'm still, I'm in like the leave game screen, so hold on.

[03:51:02] How do I do the DNS shit? Or can I not? Oh I got kicked.

[03:51:05] Oh I think someone's booting my internet.

[03:51:10] I'm not joining Kirk Clan. I'm fucking weird though.

[03:51:14] Don't be weird guys, come on.

[03:51:20] Let me just try again.

[03:51:23] Should I just start it?

[03:51:24] Yeah, fuck it. Try.

[03:51:27] I think someone's booting me though, because my internet is perfect on my stream right now.

[03:51:34] Facts are no chat, fairs.

[03:51:38] Free for all.

[03:51:39] You got four bars.

[03:51:40] Bro, every time I get in the game, it's just...

[03:51:43] Someone's booting me, I don't understand.

[03:51:45] You try hosting.

[03:51:47] You're gonna lag then, someone's booting me.

[03:51:50] Dude, that's some that's actually the most house shit ever. There's no way it's gotta be the game like there's no way it's you

[03:51:55] Or it's no no I mean like there's no way it's like someone maliciously doing it

[03:52:01] But yeah, you guys are saying it's my computer if it was my computer

[03:52:09] I'll tell you remember your game I

[03:52:13] Really know I don't think it's someone doing it to you. They're saying my dad needs to be open

[03:52:18] Okay, so how do you do that then I mine's been moderate and I've been playing this entire time. I don't know

[03:52:25] I'm alone to let me learn to a game

[03:52:30] I'm gonna watch this video

[03:52:33] This is more game here today

[03:52:34] I'm going to show you how to change your nat type from strict or moderate to open for black ops 2

[03:52:39] So let's get right to this if you're trying to play on the PlayStation 5 and this is an issue

[03:52:42] and then go back into your main home page on the PlayStation 5, go into settings, go

[03:52:48] over into network, go to settings again, set up internet connections, press the options

[03:52:51] button into whatever you're connected into, change the Wi-Fi frequency band from automatic

[03:52:56] to either 5 gigahertz or 2.4 and then go into advanced settings, in here, slow down bro,

[03:53:02] you band from automatic to either 5 gigahertz or 2.4 and then go into advanced keys, go

[03:53:08] over into network, go to settings again,

[03:53:09] set up internet connections,

[03:53:11] press the options button to whatever you're connected into,

[03:53:13] change the Wi-Fi frequency band from automatic

[03:53:16] to either five gigahertz or 2.4,

[03:53:18] and then go into advanced settings.

[03:53:20] In here, change your DNS settings

[03:53:21] from automatic into manual,

[03:53:23] change your primary settings, the DNS into 1.1.1.1,

[03:53:27] and your secondary DNS settings into 1.0.0.1.

[03:53:30] Once you think it's okay, it's going to do this connect

[03:53:33] to the network settings.

[03:53:34] matter 1.1 this guy talks so fucking fast but to be fair though no rush don't

[03:53:42] worry take your time technical difficulties can be difficult the 1.0

[03:53:50] point 0.1 once you do this press okay it's going to do this connect to the

[03:53:53] network section is that it is in that and this whole process is going to

[03:53:57] basically connect once you do that go back out turn off the game or the console

[03:54:01] restart the console or turn the game back off and good bet I bet

[03:54:12] I know chat is he right or no is he about to be right

[03:54:23] stop saying Ryan Garcia is behind me I'm not scared of Ryan Garcia you guys are

[03:54:27] Scarifson gave up everything he had why can't I skip this

[03:54:43] Hey there the Lila what's it like in New York City? I'm a thousand miles away, but girl tonight you look so pretty

[03:54:51] Oh, yes, you do

[03:54:53] Time squared on shine is bright is true

[03:54:56] you know it's true what's it like in my radar I'm a thousand miles okay it says

[03:55:05] moderate but let me just see this is better ready I invited you could not

[03:55:10] join he told me to restart my computer or my game or the console so I restarted

[03:55:16] the game that time I mean oh let's do this shit let's try again he said either

[03:55:24] their chat what I said either brah said either we should do this back in the lobby when they

[03:55:34] were overstimulated okay I wanted to land on squash reeks oh wait I gotta do one more thing

[03:55:45] Okay, I wanted to land on Barracks.

[03:55:49] Aww, I lost my Wurra.

[03:55:54] Alright, please work, man, let's go boys, come on.

[03:56:06] If this doesn't work, I'm dead ass.

[03:56:08] I'm a little bit of trouble.

[03:56:09] I'm just, I'm sorry chat, I'm dead ass sorry.

[03:56:11] If this doesn't work, I'm trying my best, I'm just a baby.

[03:56:14] 3 for all

[03:56:21] Hold I have connection

[03:56:26] I don't know what I'm supposed to do. Let's go ladies fuck time to go to work. Yeah, you're the time to holy fuck

[03:56:32] There's my controller

[03:56:37] Well, yep, I can hear you

[03:56:42] What if you host

[03:56:44] I don't have a controller anymore um I somehow just like

[03:56:52] Raged off

[03:56:57] Actually it might still work I think I just lost the frame

[03:57:02] yeah not so it works maybe we'll even click that back on just by me oh

[03:57:09] Bro, did I restart the console?

[03:57:14] Josh, did I just restart the console?

[03:57:21] Stop saying baby rage, bro. Everyone knows when you get mad, you fucking do stupid shit, okay?

[03:57:27] I'm sorry for raging. This is normal activity for fucking gamer.

[03:57:31] Like, I hate when motherfuckers act like they're perfect, bro.

[03:57:35] Like, shut up. You're not perfect.

[03:57:39] I snapped it back in like a fucking G I'm hungry, I'm hungry, okay, no bullshit, I think

[03:58:05] I have to slam it back into place.

[03:58:09] Gege.

[03:58:19] Hello GG, but I have a little GG.

[03:58:21] I have a profile on here that I never deleted because I haven't been on my PS5 in three years.

[03:58:27] Well that was a little uh, capital-all.

[03:58:30] Wait, why can't-

[03:58:30] Little capigiegity.

[03:58:31] Wait, how do I make the audio again, chat?

[03:58:34] Where's the audio?

[03:58:35] How do I do it?

[03:58:40] Good night Ron, you're not allowed to leave.

[03:58:51] Loach!

[03:58:53] Loach!

[03:58:55] I have no audio.

[03:58:58] Make sure you pull it up on OBS.

[03:59:02] Like make sure you're on your console scene

[03:59:06] I got it

[03:59:10] Nice

[03:59:12] Beep

[03:59:14] Or maybe to work Nio. I invited you whenever you're gonna get it doesn't work now check. What do I do like no bullshit?

[03:59:19] I'm gonna be honest like I already have never saw this and don't know what to do

[03:59:22] So if doesn't work up to this might be cook.com. I'm saying do you think someone's DDoS to each other now?

[03:59:27] Or you just buy a new P5. Oh, actually do you want to just try hosting it right now?

[03:59:32] You can just be the host, just put the health on 30, turn off kill cams, and put the radar on constant.

[03:59:39] Turn off kill cams, that's how I know you hardscope.

[03:59:42] Uh, so you can spawn trap.

[03:59:44] I don't give a fuck about hardscoping, bro.

[03:59:45] Come on.

[03:59:46] We're down to 90s.

[03:59:47] I joined my lobby, fuck it, man.

[03:59:53] I'm trying to join my guy.

[04:00:03] Joining oh, yeah, trying to join one potential man. Someone said that my ping is 40,000. How do you know I?

[04:00:13] Can't join you not gonna lie to see if you can join me brother. I'm just gonna lag again. I mean this is just

[04:00:21] Or put your game on open

[04:00:23] Oh, bro, I'll try to wear and put your game on open

[04:00:28] Let me again. I

[04:00:30] Think I'm just gonna keep getting kicked out

[04:00:32] Or just probably put press square and put your game on open. I'm enjoying off you. I'm getting really mad. I can't click square

[04:00:40] It's not working

[04:00:42] Right

[04:00:44] Why do you have no option open up party privacy? Are you getting hacked? I am dead ass serious

[04:00:49] I think there's something wrong with my fucking game

[04:00:51] All right, I joined him bro

[04:00:54] Don't try

[04:00:57] Who's happy right now? I'm a restart my game to say shit up. Okay

[04:01:02] But yeah, this one's not downloading anything chat

[04:01:08] I'm really starting my game do not devotee

[04:01:11] Dude, everything's gonna be fine, bro. No, bro. I feel like I'm just sad about this stream

[04:01:15] Just fucking didn't work out sometimes that happens man, but man

[04:01:20] Better not going live you ran a mile. It's annoying like why is this not working?

[04:01:32] I think someone's actually hacking my game, I'm not going to lie.

[04:01:48] I have an Ethernet plugged in.

[04:02:15] I just got an Uber Eats Navigation to Benjamin since thank you for the tip, I never tip

[04:02:19] someone in Benjamin.

[04:02:20] I'm dead serious too.

[04:02:45] Come on now, come on now.

[04:02:47] What's matter now?

[04:02:48] Tryna, tryna, tryna, tryna, tryna, tryna.

[04:02:55] Tryna fucking join, bro.

[04:02:57] I'm able to join game session.

[04:02:58] Derrass, derrass.

[04:03:01] I'm about to like give up, bro.

[04:03:02] Can I even like play regular games at this point?

[04:03:04] Can you invite me again?

[04:03:06] I already can't.

[04:03:07] See if you can invite works.

[04:03:09] Just join me then.

[04:03:10] We haven't tried Miho since we restarted the game, Miho.

[04:03:12] Oh, shit, fucking shit.

[04:03:14] I can't even join you.

[04:03:18] I dead ass can't even join you, bro.

[04:03:19] This makes me mad.

[04:03:21] Like, why can't I just like have fun?

[04:03:24] Said people just have to be slaying.

[04:03:26] It's good on console, bro.

[04:03:28] No, bro, people are just so lame.

[04:03:30] Like, this is just so cringe.

[04:03:32] I guarantee this started when we both got kicked out

[04:03:34] of that one lobby.

[04:03:36] Here we start your game then real quick.

[04:03:39] I've been showing my game five times.

[04:03:42] It's not gonna change anything.

[04:03:43] I can't look at this bro, I can't even...

[04:03:46] I mean that's just console being slow mine, just did that too for like, three minutes.

[04:03:54] Just close your app real quick. I mean it's doing the same way it might as well.

[04:03:58] I mean yeah, you might as well just try it, just close your app.

[04:04:04] I just closed mine too so...

[04:04:13] I actually hope Ryan Garcia walks in here and he pulls down my pants and he just fucks

[04:04:21] my ass.

[04:04:22] I just hope.

[04:04:23] You got clothes on your app?

[04:04:24] I can't even click it, it's not letting me so don't worry.

[04:04:31] You press your home button?

[04:04:32] You can't press your home button?

[04:04:33] There you go, finally, finally open it.

[04:04:35] Oh, just buy a new PS5, guys, what else do I'm gonna do?

[04:04:40] Do I'm gonna buy a new life, should I just take my life?

[04:04:43] You guys want me just to restart my fucking life?

[04:04:47] I could hit.

[04:04:50] Stun from Fortnite.

[04:04:51] I

[04:05:12] Ignore the haters run keep your chins up

[04:05:15] What did you plural why they do plural I wonder fucking why?

[04:05:21] I

[04:05:34] Alright, let's try this one more time. I'm about to leave core that ass

[04:05:43] What are you gonna join I'm gonna try joining me or no. Yeah, yeah, so

[04:05:47] I mean I don't know what to do bro.

[04:05:52] What was just going to go full screen chat is the last attempt.

[04:05:56] If this doesn't work, consider me a campfire story.

[04:06:02] Say what?

[04:06:08] Definitely can't join you but maybe you can join me.

[04:06:12] I tried your inplay and I tried joining off your name.

[04:06:15] Woj is checking something right now.

[04:06:19] Here's my IP address, 2.534.7.

[04:06:25] Come on, dude.

[04:06:27] I don't know what to do with it.

[04:06:37] I don't know what to do with it.

[04:06:47] Okay, now I reset the console.

[04:07:15] I need everyone here to spam aura. As of right now, everyone hold.

[04:07:28] You're starting PS5? I'm restarting the game.

[04:07:32] Now your whole thing? The first 14th time I'm restarting the game.

[04:07:39] I mean, you said the console though or no?

[04:07:44] Those said I should be okay, those are his words.

[04:07:48] Wait, PS5 is moving a lot faster, I'll play that.

[04:07:51] Hold on, hold on, it's moving quick now.

[04:07:59] Hold on.

[04:08:00] Hold on, we're moving fast now.

[04:08:06] Oh, that's normal. That's normal. This is all normal.

[04:08:13] Everyone knows it takes forever when you click this classic.

[04:08:18] Still moderate, but hold on. Okay, please. Does this invite work?

[04:08:24] I'm trying to sec every third of my game too. It's connecting all answers right now.

[04:08:28] I just better store my shit whenever you have.

[04:08:36] Let's see.

[04:08:37] Please Marlin if you can hear me make this work.

[04:08:41] Is it working or not?

[04:08:45] I accepted the invoil and it didn't work.

[04:08:48] I'm gonna try, I'm gonna try joining off your name, hold on, it also did not work.

[04:08:54] Okay, I'm gonna try and fight you now.

[04:08:56] I'm gonna try to join you and see if I can even get in your lobby.

[04:08:59] Yeah, let's see if we can actually get in the same game here.

[04:09:01] Oh.

[04:09:02] No location.

[04:09:07] Join or you're racist.

[04:09:10] How do I join again here?

[04:09:13] I'm not going to join.

[04:09:18] Why can't I scroll up?

[04:09:22] Let me again. What the fuck is this?

[04:09:24] You can run off my name too in-game.

[04:09:29] I invited you though.

[04:09:31] Okay, I clicked join and...

[04:09:36] I'm confused Chad, did they just ruin console?

[04:09:39] Like, you never used to do this.

[04:09:42] I don't get it.

[04:09:47] Let me see if we can get into my game if it's a custom game.

[04:09:50] I should just say resume game when I click this.

[04:09:53] I mean, it's just consoles

[04:10:07] I don't know I bought that shit. I have I'm gonna just restart my PS5. I don't like you

[04:10:16] like you could just like so sad I restarted it it's not like a guaranteed fix but something

[04:10:30] to try. What the fuck? Did you set my IP address on Google? It says my internet quality is

[04:10:53] very good I'm telling you bro it's just

[04:11:00] it's an old game we need cap chat the

[04:11:05] fucking how do I delete a profile in

[04:11:07] this fucking why do I have this person

[04:11:10] I just want to say I'm sorry to anyone who watched me today man I'm sorry for letting

[04:11:38] all down today so much shit has happened in my stream crashed I ran a mile and I

[04:11:52] haven't eaten I guess five doesn't work

[04:11:58] I mean it just says moderate bro, I'm just trying to get in the game and see if it even

[04:12:08] works.

[04:12:09] Yeah, see if you can get in.

[04:12:13] It says I'm in a game.

[04:12:18] Yeah, you should be able to get into a game.

[04:12:20] See if you're lagging though once you're in.

[04:12:22] one of the worst maps ever, oh Jesus Christ.

[04:12:27] Team deathmatch, get it done.

[04:12:30] Yeah, I'm yellow floors, I'm lagging,

[04:12:34] I'm just connection, I'm just connection.

[04:12:36] I think someone fucked my account,

[04:12:37] I'm not kidding, we were perfectly fine,

[04:12:38] and then we joined one lobby,

[04:12:40] and then like, my whole shit went away.

[04:12:45] Your shit's actually cruised, but like, bro, I don't,

[04:12:48] like-

[04:12:48] Yeah, I think someone fucked my account.

[04:12:50] Your shit's definitely just full blown cruise.

[04:12:53] There's gotta be like,

[04:12:55] I don't even know what that is though, bro.

[04:12:59] No hacker, no one was in our lobby doing anything weird.

[04:13:02] That's actually cringe, bro.

[04:13:04] What is it that I get?

[04:13:07] I don't wanna restore my license, they're all saying that.

[04:13:10] Um, I don't actually know, I've never heard of that.

[04:13:13] What if it is your ethernet?

[04:13:14] You weren't lagging when you had no ethernet.

[04:13:16] Hi, I'm not the arrow, I was a little.

[04:13:18] Whoa, can you unplug the ethernet?

[04:13:20] what's up man go slayer what's good bro i'm uh didn't mean to leave my party on open bro

[04:13:36] yeah i guess bro see if you can join my game now

[04:13:41] without you know make sure it's the right way maybe you

[04:13:45] Maybe you should have just learned to a pub when you unplug it instead of just doing a custom.

[04:13:52] Ahhhh.

[04:13:54] Ahhhh.

[04:13:58] Ahhhh.

[04:13:59] Send a raro.

[04:14:00] You know what I mean with the turtle chat?

[04:14:02] Ahhhh.

[04:14:04] Ahhhh.

[04:14:06] I'm just talking talk to me talk to me see if you can get a game that's

[04:14:36] You should learn to fuck fuck joining each other right now. I'm actually gonna say a stupid fucking word in a second

[04:14:43] See if your pub is lagging

[04:14:45] It's gonna get really bad. It's gonna get really fucking bad. I'm not gonna lie

[04:14:49] It's gonna get really really fucking bad in a second if I by lag when I get into this lobby

[04:14:55] There's gonna be a black ops to work that I used to say back in the day

[04:14:58] Yo, what's up everybody? I'm here on a microphone

[04:15:01] Anybody here got a Michael phone?

[04:15:03] You're gonna Michael

[04:15:06] Summer lightning sectors hold on

[04:15:10] Just call someone out a bitch

[04:15:12] Yo, Dylan you're oh wow. It's an interesting

[04:15:16] Nice you muted me. Okay. That's a very like it. Yo, it's a very interesting emblem, bro

[04:15:25] Well, I want you on my team homies homie stayed I just I even know you level six

[04:15:29] I got a feeling about you. Oh, that's it. What are these?

[04:15:33] Yo guys, can we delete these emblems? Like this is not something we should have

[04:15:39] Okay, let's let's keep it more family-friendly, bro. Please like

[04:15:44] These emblems are not it

[04:15:53] To turn tables on a microphone. All right, let's see if I start lagging when I get in

[04:15:59] Come on, bro. I'm actually like just hoping it works man

[04:16:03] I mean it seems better.

[04:16:10] Hold.

[04:16:12] Hold.

[04:16:13] Everyone hold their microphone.

[04:16:17] Everyone hold their microphone.

[04:16:21] I didn't see the teleport on your screen.

[04:16:24] Let's go, let's go!

[04:16:26] Chad is it good?

[04:16:29] Can't confirm.

[04:16:31] Alright, back out. Let's flarken see if we can get this show on the rails.

[04:16:41] Does what work?

[04:16:43] I just invited you.

[04:16:45] Oh, let's see.

[04:16:47] Maybe we're just gate-kept from partying up.

[04:16:55] come the hell yante on bro looney tune rust bro so I can't do I I can't

[04:17:06] we need a middle man we need a minute hold on hold on we can we can

[04:17:09] resume game when I click my notification like I don't what does that mean

[04:17:13] resume game join me through the game

[04:17:25] not through PS

[04:17:27] Oh yeah, let me do that bro, you're offline it says

[04:17:31] Still?

[04:17:34] Still?

[04:17:35] Yup

[04:17:39] It's gotta be some Michael Fon shit

[04:17:49] Fucking a shayun inf

[04:17:50] Yeah, I guess what, it just keeps telling me to resume game every time I click it

[04:17:54] Okay listen press your home button go down to notifications first of all turn

[04:18:01] on do not disturb and then second click my invite

[04:18:06] Did the Saber zoom still or did it say join?

[04:18:13] Oh, okay guys, you're gonna restart my game one more fucking time!

[04:18:22] I mean, it's just like console, console is just aids.

[04:18:26] Let me just restart my game one more time. I got you guys. No, no, I actually got you.

[04:18:29] No, no, W's in the chat, man. W stable.

[04:18:31] Thank you, I restarted mine when you were talking to those guys on standoff.

[04:18:34] I don't know.

[04:18:42] Dude, this is some shit that you'd rage at when you're just on contact with them.

[04:18:46] Say it again, what are you going to do?

[04:18:49] Uh huh.

[04:18:51] This just feels like a troll.

[04:18:54] Uh huh.

[04:18:57] Uh huh.

[04:18:58] Okay, I'm gonna restore it

[04:19:03] My nat type is moderate, bro, but like I play with my friends every single night license restored

[04:19:11] Nice

[04:19:12] I'm so excited to try this again

[04:19:16] Oh my fucking god. Let's fucking do this

[04:19:22] Restore my game again

[04:19:28] Oh my god!

[04:19:31] Oh fuck man!

[04:19:35] Dude, these randoms can join my lobby every single time, bro. What is this shit? Why are we gatecapped?

[04:19:44] Yo, MB Swayze, what's good, bro?

[04:19:49] Uh, nah, I'm probably not trying to run it right now. I'm trying to 1v1 my friend, bro. But he doesn't have the DLC so he can't join.

[04:19:55] I'm not even kidding, some people just typed in Twitch Shad, I just typed in Twitch Owl,

[04:20:01] I just started timing about for a week then.

[04:20:04] Oh, I tried clicking on Lazy's Invite and then right when I click on his Invite, it's

[04:20:08] unable to join game session.

[04:20:10] I sent a new one, it's because I made a new lobby.

[04:20:13] Wait, oh wait, I have to resume game, let me go to my notifications.

[04:20:16] Bro, just...

[04:20:18] Oh resume game, hold on.

[04:20:20] Let's just slow down, let's just see if we can get this to work.

[04:20:23] We just trying to get on some B.O.2's points.

[04:20:31] I can't!

[04:20:32] Go ahead and fucking invade!

[04:20:33] I'm going to actually freak out.

[04:20:35] I just actually shot you at another one as well.

[04:20:40] Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

[04:20:43] Try inviting me, try inviting me.

[04:20:45] Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

[04:20:47] Invite me again.

[04:20:48] Invite me again.

[04:20:49] Invite me again.

[04:20:50] And I'm looking for a shot you can invite just now.

[04:20:52] Did it come through? Okay, it did come through now, it did come through now.

[04:20:56] Oh, we're zoomed in, we're zoomed in, we're zoomed in.

[04:20:59] Alright. Okay, I got two things we could try. One, you could try inviting me, two, we could see if maybe it works in zombies.

[04:21:11] Just let me know if what would you invite me? I got my shirt on, D&D.

[04:21:14] Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait! I'm already in your fucking lobby!

[04:21:22] Let me see, let me try inviting you to my game.

[04:21:25] Oh wait, yeah, invite me to your game.

[04:21:27] Let me just invite you, but don't worry.

[04:21:29] Wait, actually there might be something going on here.

[04:21:32] What is this game group?

[04:21:38] How do we get out of a game group?

[04:21:40] Let's figure out, let's just slow down a little bit.

[04:21:42] Maybe there's something we're doing wrong in the first place.

[04:21:45] I don't even know what that is game group

[04:21:58] I'm going insane I'm actually going fucking nuts I click on your game I just

[04:22:05] resumed game okay cool I don't want to resume the game can you join my lobby

[04:22:08] can you save it alright so invite me to your game if it doesn't let me join I'm

[04:22:12] Imma just turn my PS5 off and on, bruh.

[04:22:17] Oh, it actually says I already joined your game.

[04:22:20] Imma just turn my PlayStation off and turn it on, bruh.

[04:22:23] Alright, man, Imma do the exact same thing.

[04:22:26] Let's just restart our PS5s one more time.

[04:22:28] HAHAHAHAHA!

[04:22:30] HA!

[04:22:37] Bro, it's like...

[04:22:38] This is the thing, though, like, bro.

[04:22:40] back then like it wasn't all like bro back then like bro that's just showing

[04:22:47] the differences in life bro

[04:22:51] oh my god I'm on ps5 version bro and I on a ps4 or my on a ps5 you've got to be

[04:23:02] on 5 bro, we would be able to play this if you were on different ones.

[04:23:07] Alright, I'm loading onto my PlayStation 5 right now.

[04:23:12] Wait, me too bro, I'm loading up the first five.

[04:23:14] I'm watching my Black Ops too.

[04:23:16] Me too bro, let's fucking do this thing, shall we?

[04:23:19] In this process I have no sign of creating any sort of clue.

[04:23:22] Oh, my game's pixelated now.

[04:23:24] My tripping was my game pixelated.

[04:23:27] It might be a little bad quality at the start, let's just play.

[04:23:31] on DND so you don't get fried offline.

[04:23:35] Okay, scroll past the My Father cutscene.

[04:23:39] Alright, so here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to go to multiplayer.

[04:23:43] Okay, I'm not going to click play online yet, so you're already...

[04:23:47] Okay, huh? Okay, click play online.

[04:23:51] Okay, ladies, I would love to click play online, but my game doesn't let me.

[04:23:55] It's fine. You might have a little lag before you click it. Sometimes it does lag pretty hard.

[04:23:59] pretty hard that is this is this is all shit that happens here on the console

[04:24:03] bro I'm still connecting online service don't worry so I can't even click it

[04:24:10] don't worry here we go

[04:24:15] oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god I love too much to sub only okay open

[04:24:23] your game up to public don't invite me hold on I'm still connecting online

[04:24:27] services right now. Hold on bro it's fun this is gonna join okay my party is

[04:24:36] Perlin open try to join my game. Oh are you sure it's open? Yes it says party

[04:24:43] privacy open. I just saw you an invite to my game as well. Okay join. You want me to join you? I'm

[04:24:54] joining okay oh that go to custom and let's try this again let's see if it

[04:25:04] lags I'm putting on invite only now so no

[04:25:08] shraw goop does join

[04:25:25] All right getting the settings all down right now kill cam mini maps and health 30 no time limit

[04:25:34] We're now going to be queuing the match. All right, let's see if I lag now if I

[04:25:38] Wow, I can't wait to 1 vs 1 my friend.

[04:25:43] Me too, bruh.

[04:25:44] We just got on BO2 for the first time.

[04:25:45] This is gonna be such a blast.

[04:25:47] I can't wait to see the look on his face when we have some intense sniping battles.

[04:25:50] I don't know, I changed my... changed off some of them at the same time, bruh, I didn't watch...

[04:25:54] Wow.

[04:25:55] Oh wow, his connection looks quite stable, man.

[04:25:57] Alright, let's see if I'm washed.

[04:26:01] Oh, this is it, bruh.

[04:26:05] No.

[04:26:06] No.

[04:26:37] I

[04:26:41] Washed

[04:26:43] You know one time I beat it up on this. He was mad as shit. Hey actually now I'm a three six

[04:26:48] Yeah, what are not yeah, I'm not used to PS5 control

[04:26:52] Same it's so ass. Yeah, this is ass

[04:26:58] Okay, no, I am like it keeps going in and out

[04:27:03] Yeah, am I are you seeing each other? No, I don't make excuses

[04:27:07] If you just look I keep doing that

[04:27:15] You getting a little bit of hitches yes

[04:27:26] Good swap host

[04:27:29] I don't think I'm gonna get better than this. I don't know why it's so bad

[04:27:33] No, if it was your host it'd be better

[04:27:35] For you.

[04:27:37] That's my point.

[04:27:39] It's gonna be the same shit.

[04:27:41] One of us is gonna be lagging.

[04:27:43] Oh, yeah.

[04:27:51] I hate those angles.

[04:27:59] I feel the intensity I was talking about.

[04:28:01] What do you mean?

[04:28:03] I'd say it's fun. This is like the fucking, this is like peak life, just a 1v1, bro. Looney

[04:28:17] he tuned russ bro

[04:28:34] got a nice shot kid

[04:28:36] hey thanks bro i gotta say you got a nice shot too kid

[04:28:39] his ps5 controller is actually so you know why

[04:28:42] i wonder why ps5 made their like

[04:28:45] um... shit on the bottom instead of one on the top left like you know how like

[04:28:49] excellent i know

[04:28:50] i don't know i hate the fucking touch pad

[04:28:54] do people actually use the touch pad in video games?

[04:28:57] no shots

[04:28:58] i mean i play claw so like this is the reason for me to use it

[04:29:03] i can't keep up

[04:29:05] i can't get a flow state

[04:29:08] you were up two on me bro i can't catch a flow state either

[04:29:11] i can't catch a fucking flow state

[04:29:15] I'm fucking so bad at it, I haven't hit it once, I used to be able to but, ah these days.

[04:29:34] I

[04:29:38] Yeah, yeah, yeah

[04:29:48] Getting fucking shit

[04:30:04] I haven't hit it once, I'm actually so bad.

[04:30:14] I had a fucking flow state in the beginning, bro.

[04:30:17] Yeah, you were frying me at one point on God.

[04:30:21] I mean, you'll find it.

[04:30:27] I

[04:30:31] Teach teach

[04:30:37] Oh my god, and we had an angle there

[04:30:39] You know what I was never good at? I was never good at like jump-shotting.

[04:30:59] Dude it's so I only do that shit in 1v1

[04:31:04] Or like when the health is dirty

[04:31:14] The fuck

[04:31:17] Double shot double tap

[04:31:20] Cheers

[04:31:24] Lagging again

[04:31:28] I'm not lagging. Oh, he's beating me fair and square. I'm just saying like I'm getting

[04:31:38] like stutters randomly should be frying me bruh

[04:31:44] the

[04:31:58] the

[04:32:00] the

[04:32:02] the

[04:32:04] the

[04:32:10] getting fried now yeah look you just do a little bit of flowage I'm not gonna give

[04:32:25] up I mean bro all it's just catching flow bro all it takes is one I'm so

[04:32:35] fucking bad oh you got me oh my god if I hit the last one last shot

[04:32:59] um

[04:33:05] bang me yeah I'm praying for it

[04:33:11] watch bro I wanna go again

[04:33:14] I'm down I'm gone as you get used to it you'll only get better I'm telling you

[04:33:19] bro it is so fun it is so fun

[04:33:23] try to start right back up

[04:33:28] He can

[04:33:33] Well, I just play this but like free for all free for all has like people who are actually like conscious like we're like

[04:33:40] Like there some of them are actually like real people like they actually are down to trickshot not kill a lot

[04:33:44] Yeah, do people use ballistic CPU or laser sight?

[04:33:48] Uh, I've run FMJ blister. I just took off for trickshot in class. I took off ballistic CPU by accident

[04:33:55] I don't know that makes a difference. Yeah, I'm gonna end it

[04:33:58] I'm pretty sure it's it's pretty good. It's like pretty good for your site

[04:34:04] You should just put it back on

[04:34:15] It says ballistic CB one extended mag I

[04:34:22] Run ballistics FMJ extended mag is good, but like not you don't need it on the blister

[04:34:28] you good or for like a one-man you have FMJ on yeah

[04:34:44] fucking hands are cold brava I think I'm nervous

[04:34:48] How free for all I can't get the hang of this PS5 controls my first time

[04:34:57] Good yeah, just keeps going in and out, but I've never played Call of Duty ever on a PS5

[04:35:04] There's always an Xbox game. I never play on PS5 or ps4 or ps3

[04:35:09] Oh, it's low-key a drag. I ain't going to lie.

[04:35:19] No worries.

[04:35:20] What was Xbox 360 on? Was it on...

[04:35:27] What was Blockup 360 on? Was it on Xbox 360?

[04:35:29] Or an Xbox 360, PS3 or PS4?

[04:35:31] I don't know the order.

[04:35:39] It might sound stupid, but I don't I never played this shit on like ps3

[04:35:46] People used to say that PlayStation servers are like the best servers for Call of Duty

[04:36:00] My people said like Xbox 360 I feel like was popular because of like

[04:36:04] Like when I run for like Vanoss gaming that's not stupid

[04:36:09] And phase

[04:36:14] Phase definitely made Xbox fucking popular

[04:36:18] Come in and like the Xbox versus PlayStation debate at least

[04:36:25] She's pretty much

[04:36:32] Like I don't know what to do in certain angles, bro

[04:36:37] Like I don't know what to do

[04:36:39] I think I'm starting to understand it now.

[04:36:59] I think leave those shooter.

[04:37:01] I always get like a little bit and then like catch like a flow and I don't know what to

[04:37:06] do.

[04:37:07] yeah when I'm not low I'm kind of just like a bop bro I'm either hitting or

[04:37:12] it's just rash you see like I don't know how you get that needed that one

[04:37:23] what?

[04:37:26] each dude I don't know that one in order to even like stand for it

[04:37:33] the only one I know I only know the blue one bro cuz like I only know this orange

[04:37:39] one was that one guy chance back on console back in the day we used to do

[04:37:44] it to everyone was his name he had like a name

[04:37:52] where's it dude fuck I'm like stuttering again no not Pommage I know

[04:37:58] I lost all hope

[04:38:28] I get my pride with the one that I won against Adaptive.

[04:38:37] I mean this isn't even over.

[04:38:39] Yeah it is.

[04:38:41] It was the scores like this last game.

[04:38:43] But once you get like, I don't know how to do is like restart.

[04:38:47] Like I don't like...

[04:38:51] What's the best sense you think for like call of duty?

[04:38:54] For a quick soaping like for this?

[04:38:56] i play eleven bro

[04:39:00] eleven is so fucking hot i've never done that

[04:39:04] yeah you just gotta like force yourself on it until you get used to it and then

[04:39:08] whenever you trick shot you go to fourteen

[04:39:11] but like for like break gunning like for using like regular guns and shit

[04:39:15] like lower than eleven

[04:39:18] way lower

[04:39:26] Like, how does that not hit?

[04:39:32] I just know I'm dead every time I miss.

[04:39:34] You just cancel or no?

[04:39:37] Am I reload?

[04:39:38] Yeah.

[04:39:39] Yeah, I sprint to cancel it.

[04:39:43] I don't even know how to do that, I forget.

[04:39:49] Yeah, you kind of just like sprint at the same time.

[04:39:51] I don't know.

[04:39:52] Nice to do it with the DSR.

[04:39:56] Yeah, I can't hit a school. I have to save my fucking life

[04:40:03] You brought it back like how do I miss that?

[04:40:19] Something else shit boring. Oh, just really get rid of that guy. No bullshit eviscerated

[04:40:24] I'm doing whatever the fuck I want, but that's what a streamer does, he's not your fucking puppet.

[04:40:39] I don't know where you are.

[04:40:46] Are you seeing me there?

[04:40:48] Yeah, there I saw you.

[04:40:51] Why am I supposed to aim?

[04:40:53] Um, when you spawn, just look through the door.

[04:40:56] You just kinda, I mean...

[04:40:58] Usually when I spawn trap, you know I don't see you at the wallbang,

[04:41:01] but that one, that kill I ran up on you.

[04:41:03] I ran through the house.

[04:41:10] But when I spawn trap you in the back orange, I'm shooting through the door,

[04:41:13] not through the garage.

[04:41:21] Fuck, bro. Can't get a spawn trap to save my life.

[04:41:42] See, I got nowhere to go there.

[04:41:44] How do I miss, man?

[04:41:52] I'm ass.

[04:41:58] Bro, it feels like shit.

[04:42:03] This game doesn't feel like anything you played recently.

[04:42:05] It literally feels like you're playing on the old gen, so that's why.

[04:42:08] I promise if you just got used to how it feels like.

[04:42:11] feel like good bro I'm just washed you just got used to it bro it's still there you still got it

[04:42:20] like I came and hit a fucking simple spawn trap that's the most simple spawn trap to do

[04:42:30] yeah I when you do like when it's close like that I'm just fucked I can't ever do shit I'm just ass

[04:42:41] Gege.

[04:42:43] Aw man, I used to be fucking good man.

[04:42:47] Is my sense bad, chat 5? Is that bad?

[04:42:51] Yeah you shot bit. Just getting used to something higher.

[04:42:54] I mean bro, I also am fucking prestige.

[04:42:56] Like I've been playing, I've been no-lifing this game.

[04:42:59] So, I'm kind of used to how it feels.

[04:43:03] Bro I never played A-Zone up.

[04:43:06] I always played like such a low sense.

[04:43:11] I'll play again. It's up to you. I'm down. I fucking I love it. It's funny shit. I mean

[04:43:27] try fuck it. I don't think I'm gonna I mean I'm gonna test that out if it's saying no

[04:43:35] I don't want to give a fuck with this.

[04:43:42] What's that?

[04:43:45] 8?

[04:43:47] 8 or 9, yeah.

[04:43:50] Holy shit, this is high.

[04:43:53] I might not even get a kill.

[04:43:56] Just don't switch off of it.

[04:43:58] Literally, just do not switch off.

[04:44:00] You just have to force yourself to use it.

[04:44:02] in the long run it's gonna be so much more worth it than playing on fucking 5

[04:44:05] bro 5 is really ridiculous use that for your guns as well for guns you use like

[04:44:13] 6 to like 889 and then snipers right now I'm on 11 and then trick shots I mean

[04:44:23] obviously 14 I would even consider like trying to figure out how to play 12 just

[04:44:30] So trick-shotting is like even easier to control because back then I used to play 14

[04:44:35] Like I used to just quick scope on 14

[04:44:40] Like I'm moving my shit slightly and it's like

[04:44:53] Holy I can't control it I

[04:44:56] I can't control it, bro

[04:45:05] Yeah, I got a lower bro, I'm gonna try seven okay

[04:45:14] I don't know I was always such a slower like I got always like slow sense

[04:45:26] Why is my gun cocking back?

[04:45:33] Holy bit, Ray, holy bit, Ray.

[04:45:38] What is this?

[04:45:39] Why is my aim so chunky?

[04:45:44] I don't even know what you did.

[04:45:53] I can't even watch it bad.

[04:46:06] I don't know where the second shot is behind blue.

[04:46:09] I thought you'd shoot underneath the box in the garage, bro.

[04:46:13] I swear I used to not spawn in the back corner.

[04:46:15] I had just no fucking Burger King foot lettuce.

[04:46:23] I don't know how you get used to this high sense.

[04:46:33] Oh shit.

[04:46:34] Sonbrero!

[04:46:35] You're straining, you're stoking.

[04:46:36] I'm just trying to get used to this fucking controller.

[04:46:47] I'm just trying to get used to this fucking controller.

[04:46:52] Like even like online like this shit felt so weird, it's like a whole different game.

[04:46:59] I don't know how to do this.

[04:47:11] Excuse the lord, I've literally said I'm not gonna get ragefated.

[04:47:15] Yeah, oh god, don't bro rather like we're just playing the game, bro

[04:47:24] I want to watch your kill cam, bro

[04:47:33] See, I don't know some of my shots miss though

[04:47:37] Like your shot hits before me like

[04:47:40] They are updating the snipers, like they are making the hay-rag better, I'm pretty sure.

[04:47:49] Or they already did.

[04:47:59] But snipers are straight up, some of the shots are broken as fuck.

[04:48:04] Hey Ron, why don't you ever stream that long anymore?

[04:48:08] Oh, I don't know. Shad doesn't know when to just, like, stop trolling for five seconds, but I...

[04:48:16] Can't even have fun in one video games anymore.

[04:48:20] Yeah.

[04:48:29] Can't wait until the fucking streamer games, or I don't have to read my chat for ten hours straight.

[04:48:34] That's serious. It comes so bad.

[04:48:39] It's not IRL, it's just like actual schedules.

[04:48:44] I

[04:48:57] Like you want to like go sub only you're gonna just keep it like the way it is or any of my mods

[04:49:04] Oh my god, I hit it. Holy fuck

[04:50:06] I'm not gonna laugh, I don't give a fuck.

[04:50:33] Of course don't allow it!

[04:50:37] Oh!

[04:50:37] Not that one!

[04:50:38] Oh!

[04:50:39] Oh!

[04:50:40] Oh!

[04:50:41] Fuck You!

[04:50:41] You understand, bye!

[04:50:43] Friendly you wait for me in the...

[04:50:44] Yeah, I'll stop.

[04:50:45] I can set up my fucking fuck.

[04:50:46] It's not it.

[04:50:47] I'm gonna make sure it doesn't happen, bruh.

[04:50:49] HAHAHA!

[04:50:50] Go ahead.

[04:50:58] Oh, I got...

[04:50:59] I'm gonna stop...

[04:51:00] I'm soon.

[04:51:03] Oh my god!

[04:51:08] That'll stop me, but that's not happening.

[04:51:13] Did you think I'm gonna just run over there?

[04:51:18] I'm not.

[04:51:23] Oh my god, I'm actually gonna hit this.

[04:51:27] You're not gonna hit it, I'm not gonna allow it.

[04:51:30] I hate you.

[04:51:40] Lightning strike awaiting coordinates.

[04:51:44] Pushing your location, stop now.

[04:51:46] Friendly lightning strike.

[04:51:50] Four negative effects.

[04:51:52] You fucking freak.

[04:51:54] I hate you.

[04:52:00] I'm putting my blister back on bro.

[04:52:29] Dragon fire ready for deployment

[04:52:41] Yeah, dude

[04:52:45] Come give me with your dragon fire, bro

[04:52:59] So you cheated, you used a knife, come here.

[04:53:22] First of all, how did you not miss?

[04:53:24] It doesn't even count, it doesn't even count, because you miss.

[04:53:30] We have to play it again, bro.

[04:53:34] Oh my god, bro, put me in a real lobby, bro.

[04:53:38] Oh, what should we play?

[04:53:40] S&E?

[04:53:42] I don't know, anywhere.

[04:53:44] My game is actually still, I never said take it off sub only, bro.

[04:53:47] Put it back on sub only, it's way better when I don't have to read actual retards.

[04:53:52] We got to a game on fucking pod bro. I'm just back. They're just staying here, bro

[04:53:58] If we back out we might be able to get in the same game

[04:54:00] Yeah, I got a mic

[04:54:06] Anyone here got a mic

[04:54:11] And you're here got a mic

[04:54:13] You could drag me in the lobby if you look at the lobby you could bring party

[04:54:16] No, you can't anymore bro. What do you mean you can't anymore?

[04:54:19] I

[04:54:23] Took some shit out

[04:54:26] No, how am I still lagging I don't get this shit

[04:54:33] Enemy town this guy's dead ass using a riot shield

[04:54:39] Fucking bitch

[04:54:41] Your dog shit about my team fucking owning you

[04:54:44] Just join the fucking bitch. Hey shut your bitch ass up pussy

[04:54:49] level six

[04:54:51] yeah level six inches deep in your mom

[04:54:53] half time

[04:54:55] AHHHHH

[04:54:57] search and destroy

[04:55:01] protect the objective

[04:55:03] let's do this shit man

[04:55:05] they fixed it bro the lobby is actually filled now this is good this is actually good

[04:55:09] they're doing shit

[04:55:11] S&D grind

[04:55:15] we're low count on the S&D grind

[04:55:17] I'm scum bro. Let's fucking play. Come on bet

[04:55:21] I'm in going me going me going mid. Let's go. Let's go. I'm dead got your window got your window got your window

[04:55:26] Got your got your potty got your potty. I'm expecting you. Yeah, I got your third person. I got your back

[04:55:32] I got your third person. I got your back

[04:55:37] Got your six got your six I

[04:55:39] Hear shock charges. I'm gonna go through it cuz I'm not a new. Oh

[04:55:43] Nice there goes IP address

[04:55:45] That's fun while I last hit.

[04:55:47] Oh wait, oh no, you're good.

[04:55:49] Still got your six.

[04:55:53] Ow!

[04:55:54] My bro just, it's a classic move.

[04:55:56] I got my flake.

[04:55:58] Yep, yep, yep, yep.

[04:56:00] Yo, what happened bruh?

[04:56:02] What happened?

[04:56:03] What happened you fucking shitters?

[04:56:06] Yeah, the guy that was talking left.

[04:56:09] Take me out of this lobby bro, I wanna play against real players.

[04:56:12] It's only up to 4, just play this last round.

[04:56:17] These two guys on our team have Rick and Morty emblems.

[04:56:20] Like one has Morty, one has Rick, and they're on the LTG clan.

[04:56:24] Descend the objective.

[04:56:26] Oh, and then Winter Stalker has...

[04:56:30] He has a fucking stable Ronaldo's portrait.

[04:56:38] He has the S or 5 fucking emblem.

[04:56:42] I

[04:56:48] Take off some only mods, but just a few just banned people who are actually are typing off for a week

[04:56:53] No more some of this easy treatment

[04:56:58] Shit

[04:57:00] them up.

[04:57:05] Oh, another one in the books.

[04:57:10] Wait, so how do I get in the lobby with people with microphones?

[04:57:14] With microphones?

[04:57:15] I'll just back up and put some new lobby right now.

[04:57:18] You just can't back out of games with your lobby anymore.

[04:57:24] Red Dot, is that Newby?

[04:57:25] Yes, Newby is shit.

[04:57:27] Semtex, everyone knows to equip it just to throw it randomly.

[04:57:32] What's the best way to find a microphone set?

[04:57:34] Yo, I know you're here to get a mic!

[04:57:35] Oh my god, these people all got their shit hacked.

[04:57:38] Oh, get the fuck out of that.

[04:57:40] Yo, what's up with these emblems, bro?

[04:57:50] Yo, I know you're here to get a mic!

[04:57:52] Alright.

[04:57:53] You're getting me out of the lobby before I can talk to the people.

[04:57:56] Yeah, they were all hacked bro. I don't know if they're getting followed by that guy.

[04:57:59] Everyone's hacked.

[04:58:05] Alright, and nice.

[04:58:07] What the fuck? Yo, aim assist emblem is a little picture review.

[04:58:11] Oh my god, oh my god. Give me a hand, it's not a problem.

[04:58:13] It's art, Chad. At the end of the day, it's just art. It's just art. It's just art.

[04:58:19] And here we got a mic.

[04:58:21] Oh, okay.

[04:58:23] What I hear.

[04:58:25] Yo, what's up, bro? Oh, doodle-bob. Nice, I'm loon, bro.

[04:58:27] Yo, Sniper's only, Sniper's only, Sniper's only, Sniper's only.

[04:58:30] Yeah, I don't hear a guy like...

[04:58:32] Hey, best of luck, boys.

[04:58:33] We've been Sniper's only.

[04:58:34] Hey, Soner, bro, shut your bitch-ass up. I'mma see you in the lobby, pussy.

[04:58:37] You two both...

[04:58:38] Hey, Sniper's only, Sniper's only, Sniper's only, Sniper's only.

[04:58:40] Shut up, nigga.

[04:58:40] Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright.

[04:58:44] Search and destroy.

[04:58:45] Sniper's only, bruh.

[04:58:48] None of that foul play. That is not a sniper.

[04:58:50] I

[04:58:59] There's no rules here i'm hardscoping yeah, we are

[04:59:05] Sit down pussy sit down sit down sit sit freelo, well, it's just crushed

[04:59:16] Shit

[04:59:18] Oh my god it was a distraction. What is this siege?

[04:59:26] Yo what happened? What happened? One person got to kill that team and it was on me because you were banishing.

[04:59:31] Yo some ass.

[04:59:32] You fucking shitters bro. Yeah, keep that mic muted. Keep the mic muted.

[04:59:36] Hey fuck boss clan. Yo mic's on you bro.

[04:59:39] Yo son of a-

[04:59:40] Yo son of a-

[04:59:41] Yo son of a-

[04:59:42] Yo son of a-

[04:59:43] Yo son of a-

[04:59:44] Yo son of a-

[04:59:45] Yo son of a-

[04:59:46] Okay bro, what the fuck?

[04:59:48] What the fuck is he talking about?

[04:59:50] Hey, guess what we're doing too?

[04:59:52] A little cheeky hard scope right here?

[04:59:54] There's a classic move right here.

[04:59:56] Oh my god, you should have me this.

[04:59:58] Um, thanks for showing me.

[05:00:02] Okay.

[05:00:04] They're a bitch ass nigga.

[05:00:06] They're a bitch ass nigga.

[05:00:08] You died to me.

[05:00:10] You died to me.

[05:00:12] You died to me.

[05:00:14] You died to me. You died to me. You died to me. You died to me.

[05:00:20] Now you need a private lobby. Now you need a private lobby. What?

[05:00:23] You don't want that.

[05:00:25] I do want that. I do want that. I do want that. That's why I'm inviting you. Now you need a private lobby. Pussy.

[05:00:30] I'm down. Yeah, fuck I'm scared. I'll never-

[05:00:33] You're scared. You're a fucking-

[05:00:34] I'll never duck smoke. I'll never duck smoke.

[05:00:36] Did you just go Christmas? Sonar, go crazy? You're fucking ivy on your clan tag.

[05:00:40] Cardi doesn't know you

[05:00:49] Opium certified your dog might be too tight

[05:00:58] And you're fucking clan tag and you took time out of your day playboy cardi fucking emblem you're a dork

[05:01:04] I copied it

[05:01:10] I'm not playing around no more, I got you team.

[05:01:16] Right, what he said wasn't even funny, it was actually fucked up.

[05:01:20] Shit!

[05:01:21] Shit!

[05:01:22] Shit!

[05:01:23] Shit!

[05:01:24] Shit!

[05:01:25] Shit!

[05:01:26] Shit!

[05:01:27] Shit!

[05:01:28] Shit!

[05:01:29] Shit!

[05:01:30] Shit!

[05:01:31] Shit!

[05:01:32] Shit!

[05:01:33] Shit!

[05:01:34] Shit!

[05:01:35] Shit!

[05:01:36] Shit!

[05:01:37] Shit!

[05:01:38] Shit!

[05:01:39] before this this this range beating should know we're going to do equals

[05:01:53] truth by the way yep got it I mean I really don't care about it's just the

[05:01:58] game obviously it's just content it's just content it's literally just content

[05:02:03] like I'm really just trying to get my clips from my YouTube who's making

[05:02:05] content

[05:02:07] I'm trying to get my youtube content up bro

[05:02:09] that's all I'm trying to do

[05:02:10] yo if you're making content you're just like a

[05:02:12] I got 30 followers and up and coming up

[05:02:17] oh that is sleeper

[05:02:19] bouncing Betty what are you a noob

[05:02:21] yo many handle real guns this time

[05:02:23] yo meet me middle soldier

[05:02:25] meet me middle

[05:02:26] no hard scoping quick scoping only

[05:02:29] half time

[05:02:30] hey it's snipers only snipers only

[05:02:31] snipers only snipers only snipers only

[05:02:33] destroy your raven are you sniping watch this shit

[05:02:38] Yeah

[05:02:41] We do snipers only

[05:02:44] Actually shit actually shit are guys actually garbage

[05:02:55] We have this shit off and race the fucking

[05:03:03] I mean, you got shit!

[05:03:05] You got me.

[05:03:06] Of course I got you, I'm better than you!

[05:03:09] Alright bud, good for you.

[05:03:11] Oh my god, don't do this sad segment bro, be a man bruh.

[05:03:14] It's not even sad, I don't ever give a shit, it's just a game.

[05:03:18] You're acting, you're acting, obviously more than investigating a fine little fucking video game bro.

[05:03:23] Just chill out, have some fun bro.

[05:03:24] This is too easy, jeez.

[05:03:26] Oh just have some fucking fun bro, just chill out.

[05:03:28] I was just a prank but I'm just trying to get my call to him bro.

[05:03:30] You're going on my YouTube, say hi YouTube.

[05:03:32] Dude, what's up, Ron?

[05:03:34] Good job, Grunt. Get ready for the next round.

[05:03:37] What?

[05:03:41] Wait, is that actually Steve Ronaldo?

[05:03:44] Yeah.

[05:03:45] Can you not hear him?

[05:03:46] Stay on guard. How do you know it's the real one? No, it's probably a voice changer.

[05:03:49] Oh, my God.

[05:03:50] I got a voice changer in my last game.

[05:03:56] Neutralize the objective.

[05:03:58] Hey, watch me go through for two now.

[05:04:00] I already sent his ass to heaven, I already sent his ass to heaven, bruh.

[05:04:05] I'mma get his feet.

[05:04:06] Hold on.

[05:04:07] I'mma go prone for maximum air quality.

[05:04:10] My lungs.

[05:04:11] They go hard still.

[05:04:14] I'm just...

[05:04:16] Okay, everyone knows you have to do it in real life, too.

[05:04:18] to

[05:04:31] My heart

[05:04:34] How's Andrew doing where you want to mention my ex girlfriend does that affect me at all?

[05:04:38] I'm a multi-fuckin' shroi and a...

[05:04:44] How is she though?

[05:04:45] Well, I have a question. How's your mom's retirement plan?

[05:04:47] How is she?

[05:04:48] Is she retired or is she still working?

[05:04:51] Destroy the objective.

[05:04:54] We got the bomb.

[05:04:56] Oh god.

[05:04:58] Sticky going up.

[05:05:03] I charge my scrawl.

[05:05:04] Reach.

[05:05:05] I'm gonna dive to the reach of...

[05:05:06] Can a brother live?

[05:05:07] Honestly, bro, that's fucked up your chat's just pulling you

[05:05:13] I've seen it. I've seen you on complex con. I have a question

[05:05:19] Every single day, do you just get on call duty or do you help provide?

[05:05:24] Honestly, bro, I'm starting to be a pharmacist. Well, guess what awesome. I'll show you

[05:05:29] Thanks, bro. Appreciate it. Hey, keep grinding, bro. Maybe one day you'll be a fucking cool youtuber like me

[05:05:35] So fucking all that I wish I was my life life would be safe honestly

[05:05:40] That's what I'm saying dog. That's some say like that shit's honestly dope

[05:05:49] I never doubt good job

[05:05:54] You can't shut down. I don't need that. I don't need it. I'm happy you can say it

[05:06:00] Listen, bro. I'm happy and concerned dog

[05:06:05] Is it Dr. Shoozboor? I'm giving shit!

[05:06:09] Bro, we're not done, dude. Look, I'm not...

[05:06:13] I'm not like...

[05:06:14] I'm getting mad!

[05:06:15] We don't have to tell him, but what is your cliente- oh my god!

[05:06:18] No, these cliente-s are gonna just change, man.

[05:06:21] No, but, but, dawg, like...

[05:06:23] There's no need for hostility, bro. We're just playing the game.

[05:06:26] Just have fun with it, man.

[05:06:26] It's just content.

[05:06:28] It is, it is, it is.

[05:06:30] Oh, you got a kid called, bro. I want you to come over.

[05:06:32] Why the f**k do you need to do that?

[05:06:34] Yo SS Sunday, can you change your fucking emblems?

[05:06:38] What were your dumbass quotes?

[05:06:40] Who's he talking to?

[05:06:41] Who do you ever have?

[05:06:42] Who's he talking to?

[05:06:43] I'm talking to you, you dumbass.

[05:06:44] Why are you talking to me?

[05:06:45] Who are you talking to? SS Sunday?

[05:06:47] I don't know what the fuck you're saying.

[05:06:48] Your microphone's just a good name.

[05:06:49] SS Sunday! SS Sunday!

[05:06:51] You son of a fucking target.

[05:06:52] Yeah, but I mean, you three sons of a fuck.

[05:06:54] Shut the fuck up.

[05:06:55] 30 followers.

[05:06:56] I'm gonna fuck.

[05:06:57] 3712 Prozlon, Studio City, 912.

[05:06:59] No, you have to come see me about it, pussy.

[05:07:01] Search and destroy.

[05:07:03] yo ask out 30 followers brah yeah sonar bro you done a hop in the lobby

[05:07:08] we're trying to pick up one I mean I'm down fuck you I'm not fucking lying

[05:07:12] No, I'm not putting it in my pocket right now.

[05:07:14] Okay, hold on. In game.

[05:07:16] Did you actually think he was like genuinely searched?

[05:07:18] Did you?

[05:07:19] I'm serious.

[05:07:20] I'm serious.

[05:07:21] I'm serious.

[05:07:22] You actually thought he was inviting you.

[05:07:25] I'm gonna do it.

[05:07:26] Try to put that.

[05:07:27] Oh my god.

[05:07:28] Give me the hand.

[05:07:29] Oh my god, we're gonna get there.

[05:07:30] I know Dan fancy, bro.

[05:07:31] He's gonna fuck with that.

[05:07:32] That's gonna go by you.

[05:07:33] What's your playing card, bro?

[05:07:34] Honestly, I think it's live, bro.

[05:07:36] We're gonna call duty the whole story, bro.

[05:07:37] But everyone knows that.

[05:07:38] It's simple.

[05:07:39] What's the like sitting in a sports car though for?

[05:08:02] Ask your chat. I've literally been the same the whole time

[05:08:39] What are you 23 bro?

[05:08:41] What are you 23?

[05:08:43] You are grown ass now in this game.

[05:08:45] I'm all in right now.

[05:08:47] Protect the objective.

[05:08:53] I'm being nubed.

[05:08:55] What's this shit?

[05:08:57] What's going on?

[05:09:01] Free fire.

[05:09:03] Fuck dude.

[05:09:05] I'm expecting you right now.

[05:09:09] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

[05:09:10] Nice.

[05:09:11] I changed my sense.

[05:09:13] I changed my sense.

[05:09:14] I changed my sense.

[05:09:15] I changed my sense.

[05:09:16] I changed my sense.

[05:09:17] I changed my sense.

[05:09:18] I changed my sense, Rachel.

[05:09:20] Hold on.

[05:09:23] Hold on.

[05:09:25] Only two left.

[05:09:26] He's in the ladder.

[05:09:28] Whoa.

[05:09:29] Ha ha ha.

[05:09:31] Shit.

[05:09:35] No, it's a Sunday, bro.

[05:09:37] Once again, another round, but you're just

[05:09:39] It's not doing shit for your team!

[05:09:41] HOLY SHIT!

[05:09:43] What were you talking about?

[05:09:45] You were saying 1 in 1

[05:09:47] You're 23, ask him to do it!

[05:09:49] You're a grown man bro!

[05:09:51] I'm 20, you son of a...

[05:09:53] I'm destroying!

[05:09:55] That's so easy bro

[05:09:57] I'm telling you bro, I told you it's so easy

[05:09:59] You see why bro, this is lit

[05:10:01] Everyone's just...

[05:10:03] I'm doing...

[05:10:09] oh my god fuck

[05:10:12] you know you're in the lobby of state of ornoto?

[05:10:16] that's insane

[05:10:17] that's honestly insane

[05:10:21] I'm the venos gaming in the center

[05:10:23] yo Sunday you're dead again bro

[05:10:27] I died just to be on the fucking

[05:10:29] just to be able to

[05:10:30] you got fucked

[05:10:31] you got fucked

[05:10:32] I got fucked you're 20 bro

[05:10:34] bro you're 20 you're playing man

[05:10:35] what do you have to get a job?

[05:10:36] is that the best you have?

[05:10:38] You were probably older than me.

[05:10:39] Bro, I'm not older than you, bro.

[05:10:41] That is funny as shit.

[05:10:42] I'm not older than you.

[05:10:43] I'm not older than you.

[05:10:44] You got real quiet the second I said that one.

[05:10:46] No, bro.

[05:10:46] All right, fine.

[05:10:47] You got me, bro.

[05:10:47] I'm 23 or something.

[05:10:48] Oh, bro.

[05:10:49] I'm 23.

[05:10:49] I'm 23, bro.

[05:10:50] You got me.

[05:10:51] Yeah, so you are a silent target.

[05:10:53] Bro, I'm older than you, bro.

[05:10:54] Don't call me retarded, bro.

[05:10:55] I have friends.

[05:10:56] I have friends that are special needs.

[05:10:57] What are you doing with your life?

[05:10:58] What am I doing with my life?

[05:10:59] I'm on cola duty having fun with my fucking friends, bro.

[05:11:03] He's all about contract.

[05:11:04] Oh, man.

[05:11:04] None of these books.

[05:11:05] I'm trying to be a content creator on SSunday. Why are you hating on me? I can't achieve dreams. Are you just a piece of shit?

[05:11:12] No, I'm just a hater.

[05:11:13] You can't. You can't.

[05:11:15] What is it? What is it? Too late for me? Am I too old?

[05:11:21] Y'all want to be like Marlin?

[05:11:25] Search and destroy.

[05:11:27] He didn't hear that last part.

[05:11:30] Oh, bubba.

[05:11:31] You gotta repeat that to him.

[05:11:32] Yo, yo, yo, yo, bubba, do you have a mic?

[05:11:34] I'm acquired

[05:11:38] That boy Boba go I don't got a mic bro. Yeah, shut the fuck up. No one asked you to talk. I said if you had a mic

[05:11:46] I'm grinding right now. Can't you see I'm trying to get my headshots while you're talking over me

[05:11:53] I'm going on Bravo. Yeah, I got this

[05:11:59] It's gone

[05:12:04] hahahaha

[05:12:06] hahahaha

[05:12:07] hahahaha

[05:12:09] how are you aiming like that?

[05:12:11] you actually have aim bombs

[05:12:14] pistol

[05:12:15] on your face

[05:12:21] michael bae

[05:12:22] ah shit

[05:12:23] what do you even do?

[05:12:27] it's quiet on the creek

[05:12:30] It really is so exciting.

[05:12:36] Dude, this is fucking W.

[05:12:38] This is actually W-Life.

[05:12:40] I can't believe like I'm actually sitting here playing this game.

[05:12:44] When you scream, does it ever like rape Chad's ears, honestly?

[05:12:47] Yo, when you talk, does it ever fucking just annoy me?

[05:12:50] Yeah, it does. That's an answer.

[05:12:52] Honestly, I hope so. I hope so.

[05:12:54] Yo, Soner, bro. Yo, Soner. I have a question, man.

[05:12:57] I've got a fucking question.

[05:12:58] Yo, what's up, man?

[05:13:00] Oh, I'm hacked.

[05:13:01] Yeah, I'm muted.

[05:13:02] No, I'm good.

[05:13:03] I got connection interrupts.

[05:13:04] Am I a multimillionaire like you?

[05:13:05] Probably not.

[05:13:06] Oh, I'm not a multimillionaire, bro.

[05:13:07] Oh, just, just guessing.

[05:13:09] Money has, money has nothing to do with anything, bro.

[05:13:12] It's all about personality.

[05:13:16] Yo, man, show me something.

[05:13:17] Nice.

[05:13:18] Uh-huh.

[05:13:23] Nice.

[05:13:23] Ah!

[05:13:29] Nice.

[05:13:29] Shit it's actually such a cringe set up you have an SVU with an extended Mac

[05:13:35] Or a quick make your loser, bro. I'm on a team with this guy

[05:13:43] Yo, darling, I'm sorry, do you have a mic? I didn't hear you

[05:13:49] Yeah, you a girl, I'm sorry

[05:13:51] Hey

[05:13:53] I mean Jewish help you with streams or

[05:13:57] Yeah, I got blessed at a young age

[05:14:01] Anyone know that means I'm just kidding I'm just kidding actually I don't want to be on the car warning the malls I

[05:14:08] Got a job. Yeah, you're a funny guy, bro. I'll give it to you

[05:14:12] Is that a bitch talking?

[05:14:17] Hey, Donald, I just want to say you're actually doing really good

[05:14:23] It's about to be 3-3 on this doll if fucking in stone our class

[05:14:34] Oh

[05:14:42] Yo, Darla

[05:14:48] What are you shooting at

[05:14:53] I'm gonna go, bro.

[05:14:54] These emblems...

[05:14:55] It's time extended.

[05:14:56] Yo, we got one now, bro.

[05:14:57] Let's make it count.

[05:14:58] Like, get us here.

[05:14:59] There's no more twirling.

[05:15:00] Oh, my God.

[05:15:01] Hey, no more twirling.

[05:15:02] If we want to win, it's on us.

[05:15:03] Shut the fuck up, bro.

[05:15:04] Oh, fuck.

[05:15:05] Oh, fuck.

[05:15:06] Oh, my God.

[05:15:07] It's actually Steve Ronaldo.

[05:15:08] That's why.

[05:15:09] Oh, I'm locked.

[05:15:10] They're gonna push left.

[05:15:11] They're gonna push left.

[05:15:12] I'm actually going to push left.

[05:15:13] We're winning this round.

[05:15:14] I'm actually going to push left.

[05:15:15] We're winning this round.

[05:15:16] I'm actually going to push left.

[05:15:17] I'm actually going to push left.

[05:15:18] I'm actually going to push left.

[05:15:19] They're gonna push left. I'm actually gonna be clear. We're winning this round

[05:15:25] Fuck in

[05:15:31] Oh my god

[05:15:33] So he streams nothing so he streams nothing Costco UAV above UAV

[05:15:38] Where do you tell you from?

[05:15:41] How many is it four?

[05:15:44] Fuck him, bro. We need this round. I gotta get my content, bro

[05:15:46] I gotta put this on my YouTube please I know

[05:15:49] away yeah you die first sit down enough of that talking about to lose this round

[05:15:54] to you you're dead too I'm not dead bro I'm just dead as fuck

[05:16:00] fuck man my my teammates

[05:16:06] hey GG's out dude GG's on you for GG's play another one play another one

[05:16:14] We can get a new hobby.

[05:16:17] Hey Gigi's y'all.

[05:16:18] Anyone here got any face members added?

[05:16:20] I can go through their friends list or no?

[05:16:22] Yeah, he's gonna hurt the bottom line.

[05:16:30] Yeah, I got face Palestine.

[05:16:32] Check him out.

[05:16:34] Is that a player?

[05:16:36] Yeah, I think it's Apex.

[05:16:40] Got out Apex.

[05:16:43] I

[05:16:45] Yeah, free Palestine

[05:16:47] Yeah, do you think because I'm a Jewish I don't say free Palestine. Do you think I'm just one of those content creators who just rides that wave?

[05:16:53] No, no, I was just curious

[05:16:55] Yeah, what do you feel about it? Yeah, I've said free pal side like a thousand times

[05:17:01] What did you do for Palestine?

[05:17:04] I sign the petition I saw I signed the petition

[05:17:08] My signature cows you go and do that

[05:17:10] That's good, bro.

[05:17:11] I mean, Drake signed it, too.

[05:17:14] Are you great?

[05:17:15] Drake that or no?

[05:17:18] Drake's crazy.

[05:17:20] Yo, get out of this map.

[05:17:21] I'm not playing poo, bro.

[05:17:22] I'm not playing poo with drone.

[05:17:24] Yo, get out of this map.

[05:17:26] You back on your own.

[05:17:27] Back on your own.

[05:17:28] It couldn't pull me with you.

[05:17:31] Uh-oh.

[05:17:31] Can we get into the same lobby?

[05:17:34] Is it Gitch?

[05:17:37] I didn't have the option to pull you out.

[05:17:39] Wait Chad, did they get rid of that option? I'm confused. Invite me again.

[05:17:44] No, no, no, no. Definitely right there it was just bugged.

[05:17:51] Yes! Nice!

[05:17:53] Alright, let's go.

[05:17:54] Everyone knows you put on suppressor on your PDW. It's a classic move. It's a classic.

[05:17:59] Alright, we got the ball rolling now. Lobby's working.

[05:18:02] Microphones are turning into microphones.

[05:18:05] Let's go.

[05:18:06] You're leveling up.

[05:18:09] I just ordered us fucking both a large pepperoni pizza and crazy bread the pizza's six foot and it's shooting me

[05:18:18] And it's voting for raid

[05:18:21] My god

[05:18:32] Oh my god, bro, this lobby is just bad man. Yo, ash man

[05:18:39] Oh hell no dog!

[05:18:41] I'm working for my dad home, he's back.

[05:18:44] He's on our team!

[05:18:46] Bro, shut your ass up bro!

[05:18:48] He's on our team.

[05:18:49] Yo, not bro, what's up man?

[05:18:54] Yo, I hear the shit a lot.

[05:18:57] That's like his girlfriend or something.

[05:18:59] Hey, is that your girlfriend in the background or no?

[05:19:01] I don't know why you got a problem with the truth, big dog.

[05:19:04] Wait, is your girlfriend in the background or no?

[05:19:06] Oh, no, that's actually my homeboy. You just sound like a bitch, bro.

[05:19:11] Are y'all located at California?

[05:19:13] Yeah, if you want to. If you figured out how to unmute his mic, yeah, we are.

[05:19:16] Yeah, I'm brah. Y'all know we're 3-7-1-2 bravo in the studio, see ya.

[05:19:19] I think she got that shit hella heavy.

[05:19:20] Holy little ass squeaker.

[05:19:21] Yo, I'm looking off the mic.

[05:19:23] Get off the mic.

[05:19:24] What is that? There's no way to stop.

[05:19:27] He sounds like Alvin.

[05:19:29] Yo, it's 2026.

[05:19:30] Well, we don't have squeakers nowadays. That's not a thing anymore.

[05:19:33] He's gone.

[05:19:33] There's no way it's a real squeaker, though.

[05:19:35] Good shit. I'll defuse.

[05:19:38] He went quiet too.

[05:19:42] Hey, no one about to kill bro. What happened team, what's up again?

[05:19:53] Hey, I played objective. That counts right?

[05:19:56] Yo, joke up. Nobody gives a fuck. Yo, you weren't even a wild one back up.

[05:20:03] I'm sorry about this nigga bro, I'm sorry about this nigga bro, please protect the objective

[05:20:15] Hey snipers on the snipers on this

[05:20:20] Yeah, literally took the words out of my mouth. Hey, let me stay. What's your cash? I'm talking about your new mic

[05:20:25] I don't need a new mic, bro

[05:20:32] Bomb down I got bombed down kitchen. I got bombed down kitchen. I killed that bitch. I think over the shield, bro

[05:20:37] Literally, I was gonna say that

[05:20:44] Talking in the background, bro, who is that door?

[05:20:52] We don't do squeakers in 2026, bro

[05:20:55] I'm playing basketball this guy's got diamond came already are you a fucking nerd

[05:21:13] for the game just came out man maybe go outside and get some bitches

[05:21:17] Yeah, I'll do some with your life, well.

[05:21:19] Sniper!

[05:21:22] Nice emblem, please.

[05:21:24] Actually, I don't associate with boys.

[05:21:27] He said what?

[05:21:29] Search and destroy.

[05:21:31] I couldn't hear him.

[05:21:33] Yeah, he's deep-throating his mic, just unusual.

[05:21:35] Defend me.

[05:21:36] Like everything else in his life.

[05:21:38] What the hell?

[05:21:39] That's us.

[05:21:42] Don't be saying stuff shit.

[05:21:43] I missed, hold on.

[05:21:44] on I missed again backforsche

[05:21:47] oh damn

[05:21:52] I'm active

[05:21:54] oh shit

[05:21:55] planted on B again

[05:21:57] they're putting the pressure on us

[05:21:58] it's the riot shield side

[05:21:59] hold on guys

[05:22:00] I'm gonna clutch up front team hold on

[05:22:04] peacekeeper

[05:22:05] stop it

[05:22:07] Yo, what a loser.

[05:22:11] Riot shield executioner, shocktorch.

[05:22:14] Are you a fucking dork?

[05:22:16] Yo, dude, are you a fucking dork?

[05:22:19] Yo, you're a fucking shit, bro.

[05:22:21] How did I defuse?

[05:22:23] Easy Ninja Defuse. Easy Ninja Defuse.

[05:22:26] Look at him, look at him.

[05:22:28] Look at your back, bro. This guy's a pod.

[05:22:30] Yo, you're a pod.

[05:22:32] Can I get a what?

[05:22:34] Half time.

[05:22:36] Can I get a kiss?

[05:22:37] How am I supposed to kiss you through a fucking screw?

[05:22:40] Woah, you can't even get a bone!

[05:22:42] Alrighty.

[05:22:43] Oh, why are you so rude here, bro?

[05:22:45] Fuckin' loser!

[05:22:46] Ah, it's crazy.

[05:22:47] We're all laughing, bro.

[05:22:50] Jokeclap, you're going viral.

[05:22:56] Does Jokeclap know that you can't get banned on Twitch anymore?

[05:22:58] Like that shit?

[05:22:59] Unless you don't avoid it?

[05:23:01] Who I saw a hard-ass Kastanat at?

[05:23:04] Custom that I can't get bad and he took the enemy took the fireworks out of his hand. Yep. Yep. Yep

[05:23:11] I look he gave me goosebumps. Are you a V above radar is down?

[05:23:22] This guy's using C4 shot George is right shield executioner

[05:23:28] You're a loser!

[05:23:30] You dropped it!

[05:23:32] Dude, Ash and Joe Clap, you guys fucking suck.

[05:23:35] Charge is diffused.

[05:23:37] You guys don't do shit.

[05:23:39] Fuck you, you two not moza.

[05:23:41] You guys are shit.

[05:23:43] One kill, fuck off.

[05:23:45] This guy's clan tag is YBG.

[05:23:47] He's got his real...

[05:23:49] Love me?

[05:23:51] Uh, give me some sloppy top.

[05:23:53] You're confirmed!

[05:23:55] Search and destroy.

[05:23:57] get some like motivational words for this round so you can learn.

[05:24:00] Oh the sonar's still on my team bro, I thought I got rid of you.

[05:24:06] It's fucked up.

[05:24:07] Sticky.

[05:24:08] Oh nice, sticky doesn't work.

[05:24:10] Oh nice, I'm getting after you.

[05:24:11] He's asking for some inspiration.

[05:24:15] I'm getting puncaked bruh.

[05:24:20] Your aim is really good though.

[05:24:24] You might have the most damage in the lobby.

[05:24:26] I didn't know they let you play at streamer you please

[05:24:31] nice okay hold on you are I'm not give it to you to be to be to be to be to be one to be one to be one to be

[05:24:39] I'm just carrying plus 50 easy oh no get this fucker way he's got a pancake he's got a

[05:24:44] pancake

[05:24:47] Be advised hospital hunter killer grown inbound

[05:24:57] What an actual loser I'm not even kidding

[05:25:02] No, I think you just be better. Honestly, I think he's more skilled that's your bitch ass up

[05:25:06] He's got a fucking bouncing

[05:25:08] What the fuck are you doing?

[05:25:10] Oh, fucking barnshare.

[05:25:12] What barnshare, dude?

[05:25:14] You're like a bitch, bro.

[05:25:16] Oh my god.

[05:25:18] I'm serious. I'm wrong.

[05:25:20] Like, how is Aisha Sophie on our team?

[05:25:26] I told him to try and use the deep voice this round

[05:25:28] and he did not do that.

[05:25:30] Oh my god, that was actually really funny. You should have told him to do a deep voice.

[05:25:32] Oh my god, that's actually hilarious.

[05:25:34] Search and destroy. Thanks, man. I love making people laugh

[05:25:47] Yeah boys they have a comedy of each other. Oh my god, thank you so much, right? Oh right shield left side right shield left side

[05:25:57] Should you make a movie or

[05:26:04] I

[05:26:07] Fuck

[05:26:09] See which is that for there was some guy laying in a bush the entire fucking round waiting for me

[05:26:17] Oh my god, I'm telling all them looking serious

[05:26:19] All right, I'm I got your 360 bro. I could see from all angles

[05:26:23] appreciate you bro

[05:26:26] If you hug corners, by the way, I can see everything

[05:26:28] the bomb I'm looking around I'm looking

[05:26:34] around looking behind you I got behind you I got behind you charges

[05:26:36] sit back behind the window behind the window behind you like a big window like a

[05:26:41] cross a cross a cross like fully a cross

[05:26:43] all right but

[05:26:46] oh yeah I hit marketing bro

[05:26:54] Get ready for the next one.

[05:26:56] Did you just hit Marker?

[05:26:57] Oh my god!

[05:26:58] Alright Joe claps, can we get a kill?

[05:27:00] Can we get a fucking kill?

[05:27:02] I actually just hit Marker at him.

[05:27:08] Over time.

[05:27:09] Dude, you know he got on bomb fast.

[05:27:12] He could have ninja diffused that.

[05:27:13] If you didn't tell me he was behind me, I would not have looked that fast.

[05:27:16] objectives

[05:27:23] three two one

[05:27:25] three two one

[05:27:27] three two one

[05:27:29] three two one

[05:27:31] three two one

[05:27:34] one more last one

[05:27:37] this guy's an axe

[05:27:39] the shield guy is so cancer

[05:27:41] I'm ready for my A.C., bro.

[05:27:55] Um...

[05:27:59] Geesh.

[05:28:02] Bomb online.

[05:28:07] come down you think Joe can fucking

[05:28:14] react to that nice huge ninja fuse hey

[05:28:19] there are brother whoever you are man if

[05:28:20] you're welcome bro you know I was one

[05:28:23] back was hurtin bro my back was hurt

[05:28:24] for real

[05:28:30] are you I'm about to bounce like a Betty

[05:28:32] Oh shit. Oh shit with bars

[05:28:39] He says back was hurting too, oh my god, Joey

[05:28:46] I'm muted in game chat ask uh

[05:28:49] Ask ash. Oh my god. You got asked him if I oh my god. I got him with a yo, don't you usually play with nausea?

[05:28:54] I swear I saw yo, they know. Do you got a mic?

[05:28:56] The last guy's the soul solenoid. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, Vera worship. Yeah, have you seen the

[05:29:05] Yeah, have you

[05:29:08] Did you play with Naja yesterday? I say Italy. I I swear I saw you play with Naja yesterday, bro

[05:29:16] With who Naja where you're not playing with a mixture. I saw you in a lobby with him

[05:29:20] Where is he who's Naja? Naja?

[05:29:26] idiot oh god that was bad that was bad that was fucking brutal who you should

[05:29:33] have saw the look on your fucking face you dork hey yo we're gonna leave the

[05:29:37] lobby

[05:29:39] Oh my god, bro

[05:29:57] Maybe we play TDM or maybe like uh, you wanna play Reese one. Yeah, I need to play something to respawn, bro

[05:30:05] Maybe a nuke jacked

[05:30:08] Put sneaking some nuke jacked. Oh, I left it out you on accident. No, bro. That's so far man

[05:30:13] Why'd you do that, bro? That's actually so weird. I know I don't mean to leave you there

[05:30:16] Oh, that's actually so weird. Why would you do that?

[05:30:19] My game. That's actually so rude. Oh, I know what it is. I can teach. Oh

[05:30:24] God it starts now chat

[05:30:30] You might me

[05:30:32] I invited you.

[05:30:34] I invited you.

[05:30:35] Invite me, bro.

[05:30:36] I did, I did.

[05:30:37] I hear your smoke alarm.

[05:30:39] Invite me, bro.

[05:30:40] I did, dude.

[05:30:41] Oh, no, I'm not getting invites.

[05:30:43] It's actually Jeech.

[05:30:44] You invite me, then.

[05:30:53] Oh, shit.

[05:30:54] You just be- you're just-

[05:30:55] I'm gonna sneak in a nuke, Jack, yeah?

[05:30:57] Yeah.

[05:30:58] Just, if you see C as in sharp, his name is colorful.

[05:31:00] On god back out like no joke. There's no way he's this much of a fucking like story, bro

[05:31:06] Everyone freaks out. Yeah, I don't hear a microphone or no

[05:31:09] Okay, oh my god. I am done clicking on fucking. Oh my god, man

[05:31:13] Oh my god, you know anyone here got a microphone these clan or these animals are actually

[05:31:19] Such a whole ass up fuck nigga

[05:31:22] Or what?

[05:31:26] Yeah, well what bro all that fucking yapping on the other team for what?

[05:31:30] Fuck is he talking about

[05:31:34] Brother, bro, I'm loving up my baby Drake. They got easy AF in their clan type

[05:31:45] I'm dropping a hundred kills we do EROC, bro

[05:32:30] I'm just gonna ruin my fucking kill death ratio, man.

[05:32:56] The incoming

[05:33:02] Be advised hostile RC XD spotted. Oh, it's gonna ruin my Katie. I can't do this

[05:33:11] Can't leave what we don't get alive any other

[05:33:14] Yeah, it's gonna ruin my Katie bro

[05:33:18] I'm gonna be cheeky hold on this place. Just you know I'm saying like 18 people on there

[05:33:26] There's going to be someone everywhere you look, right?

[05:33:30] You can just play slow.

[05:33:31] Play at your own pace.

[05:33:32] I'm drunk.

[05:33:33] The PDW animation when you reload with fast mags is actually so nice.

[05:33:38] Oh, what's up, bro?

[05:33:41] Richard.

[05:33:42] We got a little bit of a spawn trap happening.

[05:33:45] Stay on them.

[05:33:47] I don't think I'm done a single thing.

[05:33:56] I

[05:34:08] Just fighting out that you can do this I'm no bone block cheese. I didn't know you could do that

[05:34:14] I'm going in their spawn real quick.

[05:34:24] Yeah do it do it.

[05:34:26] That's the best dude.

[05:34:28] That's what this is all about is literally getting to their spawn and trying to go on like a

[05:34:31] fucking rampage.

[05:34:32] That's all you're trying to do is just fuck the objective.

[05:34:35] This guy's attack insertion, what a fucking door!

[05:34:37] Stick the gun out!

[05:34:39] Don't be advised, I'll style UAV incoming.

[05:34:45] Don't afraid to UAV inbound.

[05:34:50] No, they sure are ranking on my gun though.

[05:34:52] UAV inbound.

[05:34:53] Don't afraid to 100k per hour in the floor.

[05:35:01] I can't even pass half-court!

[05:35:03] Stick the gun out!

[05:35:05] all the fuckers act like my gameplay is like unbearable bro like I'm learning

[05:35:09] I'm just a fucking baby yeah everyone's first time living

[05:35:17] oh god

[05:35:24] my sense is too high that was the problem now watch watch how much better

[05:35:30] I got him off B. I got him off B. I got him off B. I got him off B. Oh I know I was playing

[05:35:52] so bad. I needed MSMC. Now watch.

[05:35:55] Yeah, fuck, that's your charge.

[05:36:09] It's okay, you know, I'm better on the other side, bro. I'm better on the other side.

[05:36:12] Fuck, same, other side's better.

[05:36:16] I'm better on the other side, sure.

[05:36:18] I'm better on the other side, bro.

[05:36:25] Also worse second half of the playoffs.

[05:36:37] Oh no, I'm gonna end up in...

[05:36:39] Yo, G, good, good half, bro. GG, good half, good half everyone.

[05:36:43] Best of luck next half, yo.

[05:36:45] Yo, Ron, Ron, it's me!

[05:36:47] That was a sour target finder.

[05:36:49] Hey, shut up, you bitch.

[05:36:51] Who the fuck is talking now?

[05:36:54] Who the fuck just said that?

[05:36:56] Ladies you the go bro, ladies you the go reporting your account domination who shit. Thank you, bro

[05:37:03] That's time that's actually okay. That's actually probably

[05:37:16] All right, I'm making a foul play

[05:37:19] I'm telling you bros. Let me get in this morning watch out

[05:37:23] Bro once you get that power position, bro, I just know you're gonna go by rock

[05:37:36] You're so cringe you're so cringe you're so cringe bro. Congrats. You could go prone on new town. What do you fucking do?

[05:37:44] like oh my god tack insertion in the fucking new town not in the middle are

[05:37:58] you a fucking dream

[05:38:14] Oh, God!

[05:38:17] Now, skip the map, bro.

[05:38:18] You mind meeting your Michael and you talk to him here?

[05:38:21] Shut your wass up,

[05:38:23] cuz I'm body-go beast mode.

[05:38:26] Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh.

[05:38:28] Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh.

[05:38:29] Duh-duh-duh-duh.

[05:38:33] Oh, shit.

[05:38:40] Was there a dolphin in the game?

[05:38:41] I was an adult fan.

[05:38:43] People are mad at me for using an SMG.

[05:38:45] I'm not using it.

[05:38:46] I'm trying to get my fucking rank up, bro.

[05:38:48] Hey, nothing wrong, bro. Use this gun of your choice, bro.

[05:38:51] Yeah, man.

[05:38:52] Who's going to be doing what I'm laughing when I'm master of prestige hanging with the big dog, the pig?

[05:38:56] Exactly.

[05:38:58] This guy's so cringe, he just keeps using a fucking stupid claymore or whatever, C4.

[05:39:06] I bet they want to activate sniper mode.

[05:39:08] I'm going to activate sniper mode.

[05:39:09] Oh wow that's a cute dude. Yo, Twitch be ready to click this. How's that for a new feature?

[05:39:17] I bet. Hey, Twitch clip this.

[05:39:22] You easy, inbound.

[05:39:24] What's going on guys, it's Ron and he...

[05:39:40] Dude, I'm just getting gun bro.

[05:39:50] Hey, Markers, bro.

[05:39:54] I'm going for a clip.

[05:40:02] No, I had a collapse set up!

[05:40:04] Who saw that?

[05:40:05] Yeah!

[05:40:07] I'm about to turn on race mode.

[05:40:16] Hostile stealth chop, that's what I'm just...

[05:40:18] Sticky gunner!

[05:40:20] Hostile stealth chopper.

[05:40:22] Honestly, just shoot it.

[05:40:24] Yo, everyone shoot the stealth chopper.

[05:40:26] If we all shoot it, it'll break really fast.

[05:40:28] Everyone shoot it.

[05:40:29] Yo, everyone look up and shoot it.

[05:40:31] Come on, come on, everyone shoot it.

[05:40:33] Vamos, vamos.

[05:40:34] Vamos, vamos, vamos.

[05:40:36] Vamos, vamos.

[05:40:38] Vamos, vamos.

[05:40:42] Vamos, vamos.

[05:40:48] Let's go!

[05:40:50] Let's go!

[05:40:51] You might get back if someone take it.

[05:40:54] Keep joking, guys.

[05:40:56] Alright, now it's time to play.

[05:41:06] Dude, however just got a death machine, you're definitely about to go viral.

[05:41:18] Yo, what the fuck? What am I flying about?

[05:41:41] There's a lot of people snagging in there, actually, it's kinda nice.

[05:41:44] Stopping off! Stand by!

[05:41:46] The OQ still exists, bro.

[05:41:50] Um, no good.

[05:41:51] You're going for the clip of the game, ready?

[05:41:52] 12 seconds left on the shot clock.

[05:41:54] I'm gonna get the final kill, okay?

[05:41:55] It's gonna be a quad-feed.

[05:41:57] One.

[05:41:58] It's gonna be a five.

[05:41:59] Go viral, kid.

[05:42:02] Go viral, kid!

[05:42:04] No, bro.

[05:42:06] No, no, no.

[05:42:07] Lazy or the toughest?

[05:42:08] Bro, Lazy or the toughest.

[05:42:10] Yo, Brassie, bro.

[05:42:11] Yo, it's something you're trying to say, bro.

[05:42:13] What's that gonna get you in life?

[05:42:15] Send me your cash up.

[05:42:25] Well...

[05:42:27] Zombies don't shoot back, you might want to try that.

[05:42:31] Okay, whoever just typed that haters ass message...

[05:42:33] Yo, mod squad, let's try to clean up stuff like that.

[05:42:38] I would even put that in the air.

[05:42:43] I'm not clan tag, bro. Let's make our own clan tag that's exclusive. Come on, back out.

[05:42:50] Alright, I got one.

[05:42:52] I'm making our own clan tag, okay?

[05:42:55] Okay.

[05:43:04] It's just K. I...

[05:43:06] Wait, are you trying to figure out how to spell it?

[05:43:08] I gotta change your name to Rio, bro.

[05:43:10] So now when we get in lobbies people are like that's the real stable that's the real lays. Oh my god. That's aura on my soul

[05:43:15] That's aura. Come on, but join it. It's exclusive, bro

[05:43:18] Yo 50 gifted from CN. Thank you

[05:43:22] Thank you for the fucking 50 gift that we all gonna thank you in the chat man. You want to sub say me maybe we'll get another one

[05:43:29] Thank you so fucking much man much appreciated. We got a W. Cheers brother. Welcome to the clan, bro

[05:43:35] We're gonna do tryouts for new members

[05:43:37] guys if you see us in the game do not change your name I'm dead ass here's

[05:43:42] it's only for the real I bet let's do this shit yeah maybe what are we thinking

[05:43:48] here we go back to the meat down for Luke Jack I'll try again unless we

[05:43:55] already play like just hardcore and domination 50 bro but there's bullshit

[05:44:01] ass game mode so we got out you actually like what's not a bad shout

[05:44:05] big power plant. Stable and auto, good mile, next is 9 minutes, thank you bro. My next goal was about 3 minutes.

[05:44:14] No for anyone wondering if it's the real stable and auto or real lazy days bro, read our clan tag.

[05:44:18] Hey boys. Yo boys, by the way it is us. Let you guys know before I do spawn in that it is really us.

[05:44:26] But just stay locked in enough because I really do want to win.

[05:44:29] you want to win. Slums with the greatest combat ability. We watch Nadeshot and scum dominate

[05:44:33] ranked. Okay, no bullshit. The scarlet suppressor is actually the most elite gun.

[05:44:45] Oh yeah, we're about to go crazy here. Our reward next is, bro. I remember I played these

[05:44:58] games before. It's all the way across on the left.

[05:45:17] On god you need to. We'll don't need to but.

[05:45:28] I used to get nukes back in the day, what happened?

[05:45:34] Do I have Amos's turn off?

[05:45:45] Yo, CA with another 20!

[05:45:51] Thank you, bro.

[05:45:54] I think it was off, Jack.

[05:45:57] thank you so much bro we gotta thank you thank you for gifting bro we've taken

[05:46:04] the advantage

[05:46:07] part point is ours the advised hostile UAV incoming

[05:46:11] actually go a little bit of a game day who's a chat up with me if I'm on your

[05:46:16] second monitor right now and you're doing other work watching we've lost

[05:46:21] Control

[05:46:27] You can't tell by the clans egg

[05:46:37] It's really it's us, but don't try to add me though because I did to my friend of course

[05:46:41] We have too many friends coming up. You know that don't have me bro. Have DnD on

[05:46:44] Oh dude, I love when people like are so nice about meeting famous people and they're like knocking like thank you for not spamming

[05:46:54] That's actually nice

[05:46:56] Because a lot of people are like they're gonna be like oh real let's back out back out party up like bro

[05:47:00] We're here bro. Hey, can you have me bro? I just want to show my friends and your friends

[05:47:04] Like no bro, I'm more than just a friend. You know what a friend's just a human

[05:47:08] Exactly bro. We like to play video games too

[05:47:10] Just like you bro

[05:47:17] And bro dude weed weed bro, and guess what we're gonna eat McDonald's too. We're not gonna eat some rich shit

[05:47:23] We're probably gonna eat McDonald's right after this problem because we're human

[05:47:40] Buy your PC. Yeah, I could do that bro. How much of a PC do you need?

[05:47:51] Hardpoint contested mounts curly hole

[05:47:55] Is your PC fun like? Oh hardpoint contested. That's gonna be actually a good PC

[05:48:01] So, how can, I actually want to hear if this becomes a true, like, a true, like, wholesome

[05:48:22] moment.

[05:48:23] How do you want him to send the PC to you like, I think you guys should like, figure it

[05:48:26] out right now.

[05:48:27] Wait, wait, wait, wait, can you see that again?

[05:48:29] You guys should probably figure out this whole PC thing like how's he gonna send it to how much you'd like

[05:48:34] Talk about it. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, cuz he's pretty down. Is this guy like famous or something?

[05:48:41] Like a big you think he'd actually buy you a PC. Yeah

[05:48:45] Search him up on my foot. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yo ladies. Can you chill out?

[05:48:50] Why do you have my clan tag, bro?

[05:48:52] are you a youtuber too? or like what do you do?

[05:48:55] real?

[05:48:56] oh yeah i'm viral basically

[05:48:58] what do you do?

[05:48:59] i'm fucking

[05:49:00] oh wait you're not going to have a jason wink clip where you said neither and i'll see

[05:49:02] you you're pointing right?

[05:49:03] dude that is actually bro because that little asian kid said the n word and i was like what

[05:49:09] the fuck did he actually just say that he didn't say it jack he didn't say it

[05:49:47] I got to keep my friends exclusive

[05:49:56] Yeah, you look you got us with your gamer tag

[05:50:01] If you were cooler he'd probably buy you

[05:50:03] Yeah, you have to feed me, but you're a hooky.

[05:50:05] I need this name, like, in 2019, so...

[05:50:08] Let me hear it, YouTube.

[05:50:10] Excuse me.

[05:50:11] How do you want my money to be on YouTube?

[05:50:13] I'm not, though.

[05:50:15] It's a thing.

[05:50:16] Wait, you're a fake YouTuber? I thought you were viral.

[05:50:19] I'm just gonna beat you.

[05:50:20] I literally thought you were, like, famous or something.

[05:50:22] Yeah, I look like a fart.

[05:50:24] Friendly, hunter-killer-tron-deployer.

[05:50:26] It'd be like anyone but YT in their clientele, bruh.

[05:50:29] I just gotta kill the hunter-killer-tron-barons.

[05:50:31] I make me a nuke

[05:50:35] I found you. Why am I like so good on a fucking assault rifle? I was I so bad on

[05:50:42] Your your player bro, you just a our player

[05:50:52] What was the best

[05:50:54] I feel like it was like the AL-A94 or the Scar low key.

[05:51:00] The Scar is broken.

[05:51:03] I like the M8.

[05:51:05] Can you see him payphone?

[05:51:07] That's a free way to get a PCS.

[05:51:13] Oh my god, do you like that song, Prodigy?

[05:51:17] John, are you a B inbound?

[05:51:19] Do you like that song? Do you like the payphone song?

[05:51:21] Yeah, I love that song.

[05:51:22] What am I going to be known for more than just a payphone bro?

[05:51:25] What if I'm the guy who like actually is funny?

[05:51:26] What if I'm the guy who won an F and CS?

[05:51:28] Oh nice, I'm going to switch off, that's good.

[05:51:32] Wait, why do you want me to sing a payphone? I don't get it.

[05:51:34] So basically I could just like meme back in the day while I sang payphone.

[05:51:37] It's actually pretty funny.

[05:51:39] Oh damn.

[05:51:40] It made a lot of viral memes happen.

[05:51:42] I think we should probably like leave that in the past.

[05:51:45] Yeah, I mean that's just how it is.

[05:51:47] Mission almost complete, don't quit now.

[05:51:52] Oh, get away from me!

[05:51:54] Leave everything in my past in the past, bro.

[05:51:56] You know what I'm saying? Don't go too deep into my lies.

[05:51:58] You're a game coming.

[05:51:59] What else do you have in there?

[05:52:02] Are you coming here, bro?

[05:52:08] So how does it feel to be here?

[05:52:10] Enemy down!

[05:52:10] Not a millionaire.

[05:52:14] A billionaire.

[05:52:15] Yeah, I got a final kill, Kim. Can we all pay respects by not talking?

[05:52:18] Wait a second.

[05:52:18] Silence for this. We need to pay respects.

[05:52:22] another kill kill killer beast my fucking wind tunnel

[05:52:34] kill killer beast can you chill bro dead ass

[05:52:37] uh yeah i got you bro just reach out reach out to my um whisper me on twitch my name

[05:52:43] is uh squirt be l2 that's my moderator and he'll get your information

[05:52:47] I

[05:52:54] You backed out without me you dork

[05:52:59] I'm lobby got like

[05:53:02] I got a couple more than I got to go to the gym

[05:53:06] Well, I'm reconnecting the party right now. I might have the screen for like a minute. You know how it be bra

[05:53:10] up this chat always wants me to get motivated to go to the gym and then I

[05:53:16] said I'm going to the gym and then my fuckers were like oh they're not

[05:53:29] okay see I'm gonna see if I can join you or just try and join me I'm right here

[05:53:35] Is it your lobby that's runnable?

[05:53:38] Hey hey! Hey hey hey hey hey hey!

[05:53:44] Orn by me.

[05:53:45] Put me in the lobby bro, I'm gonna do this shit.

[05:53:48] Bro, hard point again?

[05:53:50] Yeah, I like hard point. Or kill confirm. Which one's better, chat?

[05:53:53] Definitely hard point, not kill confirm. I should blame.

[05:53:55] I should blame

[05:54:03] This is actually fun add to my emblem I

[05:54:09] Gotta make some shit tonight, okay, that's hard

[05:54:25] the elite look he had thank you bro get us in a lobby I got one more one no I

[05:54:31] mean we're in queue it just doesn't show what you're not the host who's ready

[05:54:37] for streamer games weekend boys

[05:54:42] y'all this guy gets it another fucking 50 matter dadders bro oh my god thank you

[05:54:48] so much bro you don't have to guys don't gift me guys guys don't do it

[05:54:54] Like that ass don't do it y'all. Like y'all don't have to do that.

[05:55:01] It's struggling to get us into a game here, there we go.

[05:55:04] But thank you bro, it's actually much appreciated.

[05:55:09] Oh shit, yo Tana nice emblem bro, oh he backed out.

[05:55:12] This guy's emblem. Nice.

[05:55:14] Uh, Palestine flag I think.

[05:55:16] Oh, and then I just get boobs right under it.

[05:55:54] I should have never been in the game. I don't know anyone who plays that map

[05:56:06] Fuck that, bro. You're coming up that you're started your game

[05:56:10] game.

[05:56:12] Wait, Zoyle got caught gifting himself soaps?

[05:56:27] What does that even mean?

[05:56:33] Wait, why did he gift himself?

[05:56:39] Why would he gift himself

[05:57:01] What's wrong with giving yourself, I don't even get it

[05:57:03] I think it's like they get themselves

[05:57:05] Oh my god, bro, who the fuck

[05:57:07] Hey chill out with all that

[05:57:09] Chill out with all that

[05:57:14] That's actually good ammo, no bullshit, that's actually good ammo, that's creative

[05:57:20] I've never seen someone do an ammo like that

[05:57:22] Wait Eagle Eye, yours is creative as fuck, holy shit

[05:57:26] Alright, and you're just gonna get me banned

[05:57:28] How nice I'm going in the lobby

[05:57:30] The whole lobby is just

[05:57:32] Not a bad bird

[05:57:34] I'm about to get off, bro. I don't think I'm gonna lobby.

[05:57:37] No, no, you're gonna have reconnecting party for like a minute. That's just what happens. Hold on. And I'm gonna try and join you.

[05:57:49] Bro, now that we have like PS5 hook, well, not we, I don't know why I said we, now that you have PS5 hooked up,

[05:57:54] you can, bro, you can play a lot more games, like.

[05:57:58] That's my Fortnite on PS5.

[05:58:01] That's the last thing I would like to do.

[05:58:04] I'm starting to invade. I'm just trying to make... what the fuck did I clip? What the fuck is this?

[05:58:12] Oh, are you going viral? I joined you live.

[05:58:34] Oh chat, how was the mile run today y'all?

[05:58:40] There's a trophy clip?

[05:58:54] Knock on my run, I speak for the chat, you don't have to go to the gym after running a mile on legs, hey Nub?

[05:59:00] Thanks bruh.

[05:59:01] Did you just read a dream message?

[05:59:04] Go look at it!

[05:59:05] Oh look!

[05:59:06] Go look for the message!

[05:59:09] Oh look at this one!

[05:59:10] You're on short or two crumbled cookie shakes!

[05:59:13] What the fuck?

[05:59:15] Dude type 25?

[05:59:16] I actually like this one.

[05:59:20] So the server's just dead?

[05:59:22] Oh nice!

[05:59:23] I think it's because we have to restart our games.

[05:59:27] You can try a different game. I'm trying dumb

[05:59:31] Are you guys all typing 25?

[05:59:44] Is my LG chat LG LG

[05:59:46] Oh

[05:59:55] We make a van

[06:00:03] Yeah

[06:00:09] Good he's at C sharp you're nowhere to be found bro. I dare you to come get me now. I had too much fun. It's over now

[06:00:14] please bro don't do it I usually when I'm not getting lobbies I just restart my

[06:00:24] game and then I get a lobby instantly quite Franklin

[06:00:30] that's your problem true problem

[06:00:34] trooper cabra get that is this bro

[06:00:38] I don't know who this is I don't know I'm a moving people

[06:00:43] sorry black hole sorry Billy I don't know who you guys are

[06:00:48] I'll let you go, oh my game just crashed, did I already start my game, I might be hit

[06:01:02] bro, see if we can get a game instantly or not, or see if we can get into the same lobby

[06:01:07] first try, then get it from CN man, what a matter, thank you for the data, can we all

[06:01:11] I'll say thank you.

[06:01:17] Deserve for un-adding your real ones.

[06:01:19] Yo, does anyone know who aint those people are?

[06:01:22] Who the fuck is black hole destroyer, bro?

[06:01:25] Like, that doesn't even sound right.

[06:01:26] He abandoned me.

[06:01:28] It's probably your IRL who like, never got a PC

[06:01:30] and he just like, checks to see

[06:01:32] if you still haven't added every single day.

[06:01:34] I'm just gonna put a resident sleeper and then a face palm emo.

[06:01:44] He typed the word resident and then space sleeper and then put a face palm.

[06:01:54] What is that emo?

[06:01:55] That guy's pointing a gun at his head.

[06:01:59] What is I can't?

[06:02:02] I'm just waiting to click play online bro.

[06:02:31] I'm gonna get off

[06:02:38] It's just froze. I just have the music

[06:02:47] No, I'm not a fucking freak the fudge out man

[06:02:51] Are you just listening to the music? Yes, it's a resident evil ass game. Oh

[06:02:58] One came through and I'm connecting to online service

[06:03:01] like those two minions laughing at each other like you're actually seeing

[06:03:08] whatever what are they laughing at

[06:03:12] I'll show you an inf no the one where they tap their shoulders bro

[06:03:18] Oh

[06:03:23] My nat type is strict

[06:03:29] Did yes, did you see y'all my game froze?

[06:03:37] Oh

[06:03:39] Yeah, one chance. Oh shit. I love it. Oh

[06:03:43] Shit, I gotta make it quick

[06:03:48] Maybe that's how we couldn't get a game.

[06:03:55] Oh, are we cocked?

[06:03:56] Is it cocked?

[06:03:57] That might be...

[06:03:58] Oh no, we're in queue right now, I'm just...

[06:04:01] That really might be why we weren't getting on LB.

[06:04:04] I

[06:04:18] Yeah, my people wait, I think it's fries HQ. Let me try every game. I mean, let me try something as simple as team deathmatch

[06:04:27] We can't get a CDM lobby. It's fries HQ

[06:04:34] Yeah, it's over.

[06:04:37] What do you think you're doing, bro?

[06:04:42] What do you think you're doing, bro?

[06:04:47] What, bro?

[06:04:49] What are you doing?

[06:04:54] I

[06:04:59] Please we get it. Oh, you're you're better at sniping free for all. It's not what it's about you fucking bot

[06:05:09] You're gonna get a lot of cool points for this man

[06:05:16] You said you want to get better right

[06:05:18] I want to see him play to get better.

[06:05:22] Nah bro, congrats.

[06:05:24] I'm hardscoping, I'm gonna go for it.

[06:05:27] Not gonna save you.

[06:05:37] Nah, congrats bro, you're beating a Christmas noob, congrats.

[06:05:42] That's not what it's about.

[06:05:48] yo yo are you just hardscoping your dick off?

[06:05:54] like you're just hardscoping that I quickscoped you?

[06:05:57] hey you think I hardscoped your fucking bot?

[06:06:02] oh never

[06:06:07] like I know you're just hardscoping because your fucking little red dot is not moving

[06:06:11] bro

[06:06:12] I'm just waiting for you.

[06:06:19] Grads bro, you beat a Christmas noob, do you feel happy?

[06:06:22] Not dead ass, do you feel happy or no?

[06:06:26] What are you saying, beat?

[06:06:28] Bro, you beat a Christmas noob, do you feel accomplished bro?

[06:06:31] Congrats man.

[06:06:32] You got all the Ws rolling into my chat man.

[06:06:35] Congrats you're fucking Lations.

[06:06:42] how do you jump an aim? like i don't get it

[06:07:08] can't be behind a box, heglician

[06:07:12] Good strats bro, fucking dork.

[06:07:14] Joe, what's up, boy?

[06:07:18] I got a hit marker.

[06:07:21] I can't hit the...

[06:07:22] Dude, if I could get a swarm trap...

[06:07:24] ...roll him, then I would actually feel like I accomplished.

[06:07:30] Right now I'm just gooning.

[06:07:37] I don't know what to do.

[06:07:37] But you might just have to...

[06:07:39] You might just have to plug your shit in to get him to utter it.

[06:07:42] And then just unplug it whenever you want to play you know what I'm saying

[06:07:49] That was the first time we're starting your game getting washed

[06:08:02] What do you mean?

[06:08:06] You're hitting seeing spawn hard-scrapping your AFK you quit

[06:08:12] I'm sorry that there are so many technical difficulties.

[06:08:38] I'm sorry.

[06:08:39] Saturday for streamer games and Sunday for streamer games are probably like seven to ten hour streams both those days

[06:08:45] So be there for that

[06:08:48] Other than that I'm going to the fucking gym. I

[06:08:52] Love you boys so fucking much. Thank you for all the subs. They thank you for all the donors

[06:08:55] Thank you to anyone who followed you guys are fucking goaded go in the chat that ass serious

[06:09:03] And yeah, I'm gonna see you guys

[06:09:06] I wish my stream didn't fucking crash and all this problems, but it happens man. I love you boys. I'm just gonna end stream because I'm kind of late

[06:09:13] So I'll see you Saturday. Okay. Have a good Friday. Enjoy your Friday and peace out

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