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08-04-2026 ยท 7h 07m
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So is there anything, so is there anything
We rush it, G-Wagging like Russia
Can you tell I'm fasting, no one's your trapeze stompin'
No matter how I'm touchin' my pocket fee with mutton
That let you know I'm clutchin', that's why I'm easy-lovin'
We rush it, G-Wagging like Russia
Can you tell I'm fastin' no one's your trapeze stompin'
No matter how I'm touchin' my pocket fee with mutton
That let you know I'm flit, that's why I'm boozy, bloody
I need a water, yo, bitch, I oughta
She like my order, and when my cause done
I'll be like Poe, catch you around the sun
She like New York, then I'm crossed the border
My cross hit the numbers, no more, dear girl
That's how ever Laura, she came in a plural
Half-boy first she's loyal, while she's kinda loyal
RRRRRR!
Let's go for it!
Meet me with a bullshit!
RRRRRR!
RRRRRR!
RRRRRRR!
RRRRRR!
RRRRRR!
What happened to your obstacles?
This is awesome!
Oh
Yeah. Let you know. I'm catching that's why I'm losing.
That's why I'm losing.
That's why I'm.
Hey
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Hello, hello
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Shut up fat boy, what up who's shakin' Metro Daner!
Rebrooves Sosa was good, Mew was good!
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There is no way right there's dead ass no way right
Yes, bro, did I even do bad at the diamond gym now like looking back at the diamond gym
like all jokes aside you could hate me you know what I'm saying did I do that bad all
All I did was just burpees, bro.
How are you guys gonna say I did bad?
All I did was fucking burpees, bro.
Anyone could do better than you.
Oh yeah, put.
Actually, let me not do that, let me not.
Hey, listen, man, I might react to it.
I don't know, it depends.
What time does it start where I'm at?
What time does it start where I'm at?
I know he said Sydney in, I think, seven or eight PM.
Bro, imagine, bro, it's Cudi versus fucking Unk.
Who Loki wins that?
Bro, I don't know.
Cudi, Loki, a demon, bro.
430 we might react to it. Who knows that Mario yo Mario you're not fucking you're not him
You're not him stable. Thank you for the 13 months. Shout out everyone in the chat. Also. I did see
Lacey went under surgery. I did call him to check up on him, of course guys
And the first thing I had to do was tell him that he was in a coma
Rod I love you so much
Hey Nicholas, it's me Ron.
Me Ron.
I just want to say it's been three years, man.
Three years?
I was in a coma.
I was in a coma.
Wait, I'm confused.
How long does it take to do knee surgery?
I feel like this was super quick.
Bro, I could have sworn he like went in
and then it was like done kind of.
Oh, it's only a few hours?
I thought he said it was gonna take like four days.
It's been three years now.
What did I miss?
What did I miss?
When I was looking at Charlie.
Why are you sunning me?
He literally said it was gonna say,
are you a retail?
Hey guys, be nice.
Yo, I thought it was Charlie.
Bean ice.
Bro, I thought you guys told me it was four days.
Oh, four days of recovery.
Oh!
Got it.
He's gonna be in the hospital for four days?
Geez Louise, man.
Four fucking days?
No.
He took, yo, it's not calling me an idiot.
He literally told me, this is what Lacey Nicholas Fosco
told stable Ronaldo, Ronnie Nets leaked.
He literally told me, I'm gonna be in the hospital
for multiple days, that's what he said.
But now y'all telling me he's coming back.
So.
I
Clicked on his stream and the first thing that I saw him talk about was that he had a dream about cookies and that he wanted chick-fil-a
Yo, this motherfucker was never on red. I'm not believing it. I'm not believing it, bro
There's not an ounce in my body that believes that he ever touched or I read a needle or anything
Yeah, GTA 6 came out, clicks 1 in FNCS, who the fuck he did?
I lowkey fucked up saying that because it's never happened.
It's the hell with FNCS.
Yeah bro, I'm actually really excited that Lacey got this surgery, he needed to get
this done bro.
I'll be honest with you, him getting this done, he could finally be able to walk.
Will he ever run?
Probably not, not because his legs don't work because he probably just doesn't ever want
leave the house and do any physical activity. Also, by the way, I did see this. There was
a lot of beautiful comments on here. You know, there's 700 comments, can't go through them
all, but there's a lot of positive comments talking about how my body, how my body looks
so good, et cetera. Why does it have 27 likes, et cetera, bro? And I'm glad to say that the
gym has been working, guys. I'm currently six days, six days in the gym, man. So let's
Let's clap it up.
Y'all can hate me, y'all can say whatever you want.
Bro, I've done six days.
I've done six days, you know what I'm saying?
I've been doing good.
Listen, bro, instead of just putting me down,
how about you guys motivate me?
I'm gonna be going to the gym right after stream.
Six meals, oh, six pounds of fat added.
Six days in the last year, question mark.
Yo, it's like I can't do anything
without you guys critiquing me.
Like, you're telling me you don't see a difference?
Like, first of all, this was never a real photo
and I don't know, ladies, close your eyes.
I don't know why my penis looks like a fucking,
like a pencil, okay?
That's number one.
Number two, there's definitely a difference.
There's definitely a difference.
I've been dieting, I've been looking good, bro.
I'm on creatine.
Also, by the way, if you locked in, by the way,
let me guess, bro, it's about me still.
I love you so much that it's dripping, dripping through my heart.
Comments are gonna be probably like actually like attainable.
Yep, super achievable.
He doesn't put in that work.
He has so much potential if he just locked in.
Like what?
Like this is where all the water's going by the way.
Like we're gonna run out of water because y'all making shit like this man.
Like, like oh my fucking god bro.
And then you'll have to act me to make me feel bad about myself like guys, I will get to this, I will 1000% get to this body, mark my words.
And if I don't, may God kill me.
End game.
I'm stable.
Renoto streamer game 2026 stats average 49,578 viewers.
Wow.
Hey, shout out to you guys.
By the way, watching all the streams, man, you know, you guys don't have to watch the streams, but y'all do even if I don't have anything to watch.
I'll still or anything to do.
Y'all still watch man. It's very it's very nice to know man. It's very nice to know that
You know, maybe it's one of you guys right there in the chat. Maybe it's one of you. It's insane
Well, it's really insane. We got some cool shit coming up
Pete that's 67 K viewers. Oh shit
790,000 hours watched play second place 24th individual wait 24th out of what 40. Okay. I mean
Nice I guess
Um, let's see, sold in archery, first round in a musical chairs, six in the hundred meter dash,
one before dodgeball, but AI picture got him out. MVP volleyball, best confessions,
wanna push it fade against jinksy fairs, bullied and injured man in a wheelchair. Well, that's
very nice of you to put in this tweet. Philosophy podcast with Joe blinded Maya with sunscreen,
Mary Poppins cosplay. Alrighty. I mean, some of these, I just feel like you didn't have to put
in by the way Ron as soon as Lacey comes home. All right listen guys guys guys like come on this
is not we we shouldn't make this into a gift because someone out there is not gonna know man
I made this for you after getting second in streamer games
am I supposed to say thank you
you like am I supposed to say thank you bro this is a picture of me and next to
a payphone bro this is fire man thank you keep it up bro can we get a w in the
chat maybe heart with bandage or something bro hey and no no no no don't
say al ego bro that ass like um you did good bro you did good man thank you so
much bro that is what's up y'all it's me
portraying me see you won't fuck me
period I seen that Bruce Jerkham over
making fun of me words oh words of why
is Bruce Jerkham over making fun of me
what is this that you're sending me bro
yo anyways I'm male yo no stream guys
I'm gonna be honest with you I don't know
what yo knows his problem is brother we
had a stream plan and she CANCELLED on me to go to London. I took, I cancelled 50 different
things for her stream. This was like a while back. And she was like, oh I gotta go do this,
do that, whatever, etc. Oh so now I'm hate-forming but what motherfuckers do to me? Listen man,
we're gonna do a stream soon, hopefully, I'm not just gonna say soon. Hate-forming a woman,
Ron. Oh my god, bro. Okay, so what if, okay, so what if they said, someone said, oh, stay
with me, cancel me. What would y'all type, man? Let's check out what the chat would say.
Oh, cat, classic. They do the L fat ass, etc. Whatever it might be. Like, yeah, bro, it's
just like, I can't win. I did ask, can't win. I did ask, can't win. Um, but we're going
to do something soon. And no, we're not just lying. We're going to do something soon.
Oh, yeah, Sina and I are supposed to do a stream together. She wanted me on her her sub-a-thon
But honestly, I realized chat like I feel like nothing comes free anymore
I feel like we need a thousand gifted if she wants me on her stream. Am I tripping am I tripping or not?
Okay, I'll call this guy this guy never he doesn't answer. He never doesn't answer ready
Hey bestie, I was just gonna say hi
but at least he's stable I think it just can bro I woke up at like 9 a.m. to 3
calls from Sina and what do I see bro I see I I see her with fucking eye patches
on oh so I hate woman oh brother oh brother shut up you'll get this off my
Fucking screen man. Yo, jeez Louise, bro. Elron Elron. I don't know Elron, bro
I'll fucking run. Also. I don't know who made this AI photo
I don't know who this guy is man, but just get a job
I don't know who made this AI photo, but this is obviously not real
It clearly says made with AI even when I reposted it
It's definitely not real. Also. By the way, I did want to say I did want to say
Yes, my foot was on the line fairs, but I think the rule was a little the Mickey facts
Personally speaking I got out agent and I think I could have gotten out everyone else. I had all the balls
You see the balls I had two in my end. I think it was a little bit of a little Mickey rule
Just want to be that guy. I just want to be that guy. I just want to be that guy and if I'm the asshole
I mean jeech. I mean dead ass jeech
Also shout out to anyone making art. I saw this in NMS comments is actually really nice
This is really cool. Um, do I put my hands in my balls a lot or no?
Like do I actually do that? I noticed a lot of people like when they make photos of me
I put my hands in my pants. I don't know bro like shout out the ladies
But the to the guys in the chat
It's something just super comfortable about putting your hands on your nuts. It feels like I'm just holding
Like I don't know how to describe it. It just is so it's just calming bro. It's not meant to be like weird
Oh, yeah, this was also good art, but why did you make me? I don't know the size of
Is this Maya's knees?
Like, why do I look like a, like a, like a midget, man?
Sorry, excuse me, but like a little puppy.
Like, what is this dude?
Accurate.
Brother, did you see how much taller I've gotten
since last rumor games?
I don't know if y'all saw it, bro,
but I've seen the edits on TikTok.
Anyone, hey, whoever's been posting thirst traps of me
on TikTok, keep it up, keep it up.
I'm gonna keep reposting that.
You know what I'm saying?
look good I don't know if y'all I don't know if y'all got the length that y'all
want to send me but y'all can count looking sideways but I look good facts or
no I mean facts or no any of my mods got it anyways look Ron oh yeah
oh my god what else we got what else we got what else we got what else we got
I mean there's this one
Passing the phone to the most wholesome streamer in this entire
These are good edits man, these are dead-ass good edits now seriously these are good edits man like
Yeah, I don't know
I mean, but I am just like
Yeah, I mean y'all see it. Yeah, let's do it
Yeah, oh, what are you setting me Kimmy?
Oh
Hey, like buddy you see this shit. Hey, hold on hold on
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm passing the point of the sex addiction.
I mean, now he said another one right here.
Hey, y'all, it's me, SnableRinoto.
I'm passing the phone to the best man.
Like, another one right here.
Hey, y'all, it's me, SnableRinoto.
I'm passing the f-
Yo.
I mean, we just-
We look good, Chad.
We.
We.
Yes, we.
Then of course, Mario hit this edit-
this is a pretty good edit, Mario, right here.
Wait, where is it?
Everyone at the prima game is not even that good at competing.
Everyone sucks.
No one's that good at it.
like nobody nobody is like super handsome like there there's no good-looking
streamers there's absolutely nobody in the world who's actually good-looking
besides stable or not oh
Come on, edit that.
Yo Clippers, edit that.
Clippers, edit that.
Thank you for the tier one for 32 months, excuse me.
That's not a hard watch.
Same guy, by the way.
There's not a single soul in this chat, by the way, who
believes this photo is real.
I just want you to know that.
There's not even a singular.
Yo, if God, yo, if my fucking face ever gets this fucking big, yo, please tell me.
You are stable fucking granados.
When people go live, they fear the wrong notification because they know all the viewers are about to leave.
When your team needs a hero, they call you the clip.
Someone load that clip right now.
I'm sick of granados though, let's see how.
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First of all, shout out to all the winners in chat. Did y'all get my money? I think I sent out the winners. I did ask the guy sent it. I sent out the winners. I did ask the guy sent it. Yeah, I sent it. I gave it out.
Also, I did see that on a pixel is back shout out to own a pixel. We missed you, bro
I was watching you this morning while drinking my coffee
Now the thing is I mentioned this on stream and I guess he laughed at it. Yo, dude
When is the bro V bro?
Facts when is the bro V bro like we're waiting like dude?
I'm gonna be honest with you. He claimed that he was a gamer. We're waiting dude. We're fucking waiting
What hoodie is that? How can I get it? Let me know what size that is.
Oh, this is actually a size medium. Funny enough that you asked. Where can you get it?
Oh, I mean that's obvious. I mean it's actually a brand. It's called Ultra.
It's called Ultra right now. We're actually dropping this in about a couple days.
So yeah, first come, first served. It is actually reversible.
Oh wait, you don't like the flannel? That's okay. It actually goes to block.
Look, it can actually transform into block.
Yeah
Big-ass ears
Dude, I I don't have big ears. You're not gonna get me, bro
You're not gonna fucking get me your dead ass not gonna get me like I look good, bro
What is this?
Congrats on all your success. I met Ron at a car meet around the time. I was timing you this cameraman. Thank you, bro
He's goaded. I wouldn't camera man for anyone else
Oh
That's cute but
You should probably learn about camera ready for someone else because you're fired
I'll be honest with you, bro. Your pay is too much now. It's too much. I can't do it
I'll be honest with you guys like I'm looking for someone who wants hunger right now
I want a fat cameraman who needs that hunger. You know what I'm saying who wants the hustle, etc
Did he redeem the canes oh
My god, I should add a channel point reward to redeem canes
Wait, that's actually not even a patch out. That's actually a good idea. That's generally a good idea.
Oh, leaked. Goodbye.
What is this?
That was his, taking the breather.
Team the Madder Daddy.
Yeah, these are the paid actors.
They're the paid actor.
I think he's paid like $120 an hour for that performance.
The director is chat chat chat Ronaldo doesn't have any fans. We already supported you guys
I already showed you guys anything about this Ronaldo doesn't have any fans any supporters
It's all paid as he's the biggest industry. He's right. He's right. He's right ice spice. That's crazy to say. He's right
Okay, I mean first of all, I do want to say I did pay those people they got paid
$100 an hour he was close not 120 this is fairs. I got caught yellow do a hands up, right?
But, but, but, I will say, excuse me,
I will say, I only have fake viewers
because they actually moved from you to me.
Oh, your viewers that were originally fake,
they came to me.
So all those years during 2020, 2021, 2022, et cetera,
when you won the Streamer of the Year, whatever the fuck,
those were all fake, they were all fake.
I mean, it's just show, it's show.
Excuse me has a whole warehouse in Florida
that has a bunch of bots.
Now it's all connected to one computer
and they send out a signal all the time.
That's why his chat is always in emotes and never real words.
I'm telling the truth, I'm telling the truth.
There's a reason why he stays in Canada and LA and Florida.
He doesn't want to get caught.
I'm right, I'm right, I'm right.
I'm telling the truth, I'm telling the truth.
This is right, this is true, this is true.
But yours is also in emotes?
How you guys caught me every single one of you guys are virtually not real you're all
programmed here and that's it yo yeah y'all see this shit or no I mean like
good this is my house nice breath um yo no stream soon bro shout out Jinxie
for cheering me by the way this is so cute also by the way Jinxie I saw a clip of you
talk about me no social anxiety I don't know if someone can link me it but Jinxie is so
fucking cute like dead ass serious I love the sign Jinxie's dead ass so fucking cute
bro man like look at this supporting me man if he scores it he will do the same look at
Look at this smile bro, I just want to kiss him on the head.
Look how happy he is bro.
What a cute guy, bro. I love Jinxie, man. I did see him say this too. This was very nice of him, man.
People, bro. He's anybody else in the chat like that. I'm really awkward. So that's why I wasn't like,
dude, I don't know how Ron does it, bro. Ron has like, zero, like, like social anxiety is
afraid of Ron, bro. Ron has no social anxiety, dude. This guy, this bug is with me.
Bruh, Jinxie, I'm telling you, bro, I'm telling you, bro, to get your social anxiety back,
we should recreate a prank back in the day.
Bruh, who's the goat?
Who's the goat at YouTube, right?
Like who are the goats?
You need to do it, Jinxie, all you gotta do is just prank.
All you gotta do is just do pranks and you'll get good again.
Like you'll get good at no social anxiety and I'll show you the perfect prank that me
and you should do.
Like how is this a YouTube video like looking back at it like like how is this a YouTube
video like this has to be scripted like looking back right like this has to be
big like I'm gonna serious no I'm just getting we can't do that we'll get banned
and we'll get murdered people um yeah that's that's that I dude also by the
way me and Jinxie are supposed to be doing chain together with Los and this
His fucking dude Los doesn't answer the group chat.
He doesn't answer any texts.
I'm so fucking confused.
Is this gonna be one of those things that just never leave the group chat?
Like should I try calling him?
He probably won't even answer, bro.
Like, he deadass doesn't answer, bro.
He just goes.
It's like he's hibernating.
Like, does he fucking hibernate?
He's in a food coma.
Pick up the phone, Lois.
Louise, pick up the phone.
Okay, I'm going to record a video for him.
I've never seen this on FaceTime before, hold on.
Hey, Lois, it's me, Ron.
I just want to say, bro, we miss you, bro, and stop trying to hibernate from us.
I'm not trying to be in a food coma, whatever's going on.
It's me, you, and Jinxie.
We're supposed to be doing a chain together soon.
You told us where?
Let me know.
Thank you, Mihao.
Love you.
Text me.
Yeah, gonna send that to him.
Send right to him.
That's beautiful.
That's nice.
It's really good, bro.
That's deadass really good.
What is this?
Where are you streaming at?
What the fuck do you think, bro?
Whoa, what is that shit look like a resident evil trick
Like I'm not even kidding bro like this guy's got
Yeah, I don't even know if it's the drugs or if this is just him being a fucking idiot
Well, I feel like our brains are just so bad now like it's just terrible like our brains are just garbage
Like dead ass serious man, like our brains are dead ass just mush. It's just mush now man dead ass serious. It's just mush
Yo, dude, dude stop linking shit like this like this hat. This was seven minutes ago, bro
This is not even doable bro, that's not even doable and don't say it is don't don't do that because it's not
I have a couple of videos
I want to react to before we do anything like related related, but I'm gonna go through the Twitter come
Yeah, guys, I tried doing my first thirst trap
And I deleted it because it only got like a hundred K views in like 20 hours and I realized all the comments were just saying
I'm ugly
Yeah, whatever whatever you guys won bro you guys that ass one cool be mean to me bro
be fucking mean to me deadass serious whatever nurse Ron with lazy nurse
I'm gonna be honest
I'm gonna be honest, man, when Lacey comes home,
like there's no way, like I have a weird feeling,
this is my two sense of things.
I have a weird feeling the doctor's trying
to test him right now.
Like I feel like if you're really like a strong person,
right, bro walk on that leg.
Don't wait for a recovery, just fucking walk on the leg.
Like think about it, bro.
Like what makes someone stronger when they go to the gym,
when they fuck up their muscles, facts or no?
Like when you work out,
you're tearing your muscle fibers or whatever it is.
Like I have a feeling like I'm not no doctor,
but I just feel like, you know, change it up, whatever.
Oh my God.
Maya is amazing.
Yesterday, Maya ran a mile and stayed an hour
to say hi to her fans.
Even though she got sunscreen hours ago in her eyes,
she started to say hi to fans and gave away her jersey.
Gosh, thank you so much.
These are so cute.
Thank you for coming back.
Wow.
I love this.
Can you hold onto this?
Of course.
I have something for you, Olivia.
Hold on, hold on.
Aw.
What?
Happy birthday.
Oh my god, thank you for coming.
I did!
What makes you guys spam L, Ron?
Like, I'm deadass.
My existence is just like a problem now, man.
My existence is deadass.
It's just a problem.
Ah!
Ah!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Wow, very nice, man.
Oh my god!
Guys, I did stay an hour and a half after also
But I didn't do it on camera. I told everyone to delete the videos. I was like, yo
I don't want any like I don't want anyone to post this bro. This is just me being me, bro
You know I'm saying can everyone just delete their videos. I met about like a hundred and eighty to two hundred people
We're just talking about we all had the big talk man. I know your fat ass went to Keynes
It's like can I have some peace in here, please?
My name is Johnny J and this is
stable in the eye
and you're watching this
hey hey hey
hey how does it go
oh my god
bro i really want to do a stream with her
the only thing is she really wants me to sing
and i can't sing for shit
everyone has to sing
like i bet as she is convincing me everyday
like oh you can sing you can sing
and i'm like i can't i cannot sing
i can't sing also every time i sing
you guys just spam the jinxie emote
I know his ego is through the roof right now
Okay, I'll be honest with you y'all don't want to hear this for me, but I've been telling y'all this has been happening at airports
It's been happening at the gym. This has been happening everywhere, bro
I'm trying bro. I've been trying to tell y'all y'all don't I'm tell y'all y'all don't want to believe me right y'all don't
Want to believe me, but then when it's in person what then what?
Lacey and Ron soon wait so how long does it take to recover from an actual fucking knee surgery like where he could walk?
Etc. I
wait what the fuck yo wake up here wake up here wait how
bro this dude silky I saw him at like nine o'clock yesterday ten o'clock in a fucking full-on vest
grown-ass this dude is 44 years old plays wizard 101 all day if he's not streaming
Or it plays marble rivals talking about matching stickers bouncering at an OSCS house, bro. Yo yo silky, bro
Lock in bro, I miss Katie. I'm dead ass gonna miss Katie
I actually want to do a stream, but I don't know what we would do, but I would do a stream
Oh, I'll go to her. You know I'm saying
Hardest pick ever to realize he lost
first of all
Did I really lose
Or did I really win?
Because it doesn't matter about what a clutch is.
It doesn't matter about getting second place.
It doesn't matter about getting third place.
All that matters is that you don't quit.
You don't give up.
Because the real winner isn't the one who got first.
The real winner is the one who never quit
The real winner is the one who never gave up
Someone edit that no no edits. What did you send me singing what?
Who's he feeling like
Guys, I'm gonna be honest with you
I wanted my heart first I wanted my heart that ass that ass
I
Wanted my heart anything else that I missed anything that I need to see dead ass do over the year
Yes, that is kind of insane me and jinx you were the most watched. I'm pretty sure shadow fucking junko, bro
I hope we actually get nominated for something dead ass low-key. No, you're viral
S tier streamer games moments yo this Simon says guys don't some bullshit by the way
This is crazy board
Let's see if I can hype up the crowd. No, yo, yo, no, no, this clip is even funny
I
Made two out of the five clips does that mean I'm the the clip okay guys I see the Patrick I see it I see it nice
Yo cut the cameras with this yeah Lacey's actually a burger bro dead ass serious
Anything else that I need to see before I move on
Look at this shit, bro
There's no stopping me, bro. There's no stopping. Look at this. Look how good this photo of me came out, man. Deadass serious, bro.
Came out so good. Bro, shut up, XQC. Fuck you. We hate you. Fuck you.
Really fucking ugly.
What the fuck is this?
I'm back to the phone to someone really fucking ugly.
Hey, y'all. It's me, Stable Renoto.
Wait, that was the real context?
I'm passing the phone to someone really fucking ugly.
Hey y'all, it's me, stable rinado.
Yo, aren't we?
Yo, dead ass!
Are you serious?
I know you're obsessed with me.
This was six years ago I posted this.
like six years ago was I the first
mager lowkey like lowkey now that I
think about it like I was on this trend
before anyone even knew like yeah I was
lowkey him bro I'm done a serious now
I'm just a fat ugly slob diamond gym
tonight
I'll be honest with you how well do you
think he's gonna do? You think he's gonna do good or no? I'm gonna be honest.
Jinxy lowkey better watch this shit. This is how they're gonna treat you. Yo,
Jinxy dead ass should go. Like I told Jinxy I would go back. Facts or no. I told
him I would go back. I don't know why he doesn't do it. He's such a fucking sissy
boy. What the fuck is this? He's old. He'll do good. Okay, he's not gonna do
better than me though but shout out Kai for going bro um it takes a lot of a
man to do that and Jinxie could never facts anything else that I need to see
I've got Sina telling me to get in the gym yeah we've reached a whole new like
Listen y'all, I'm not showing my starting now. I'm not showing my stomach until January.
I'm deadass. I'm not showing my stomach till January. I'm just gonna let the results speak for itself.
I'm gonna let the results speak for itself. Watch the rest of it. Oh sure dude, let me just get humiliated.
He's bad at shit.
He's bad at shit.
He's fucking at chains right now.
So I don't get it. Why does he put it out there and not do it?
I could lose all credibility as a man.
As a person.
If you say you're going to do something, go and fucking do it.
Be a fucking man of your word.
Be a fucking man of your word.
Is there anything that you said?
I just don't believe it.
Look at me, I was like, fucking joke.
Lock the fucking edge. You actually want to do it. Make a change.
He's right. I'm gonna make a tweet. I'm gonna make a tweet. He's right. No, he's actually right. I'm gonna make a tweet.
I got you guys. He's right. He's right.
you
you
you
you
you
you
But I like I like the thong song a lot more because that song on I'm in the car
I don't know what it does. I listen to it the bass. It is so fucking loud. Oh, hey, dang being honest equals hate
This song's not bad though
Oh
Yeah, let's do max's low key built like he really does look like
Pretty cool, bro
I actually like this like aesthetic of like the black and white one of their music videos is you have or has he only made a couple?
Oh, no, I didn't listen to this this music video is a little freaky. I'm not gonna. I don't even know how long I could watch this one for
This one's a little freaky freaky. I ain't gonna lie. This one is like on some like
50,000 in damages, what? What are you talking about?
Go my girl. Come on. So tomorrow though. I promise
Anyways
All right
Shall we begin about two things I want to react to number one
Number one, I did see this video get uploaded. This is I heard a great video to react to this video
New Uzi, you know, I'll be honest with you the Uzi shit
I already listened to the best song on the album is London. It's simple as that
It's simple as that the best video is the London
This is the video that I will be reacting to just to show you guys, but real talk
I'll show you real good the best song on that album is
is London, bro.
Like, this shit is actually a really good album.
Or EP, excuse me, excuse me.
Like, this is the one that he played at Chicago, right?
Yeah.
No, this shit's gas.
I don't care what anyone says.
This is like, this is like the best song on the album.
My pockets still are mutton. Yeah, no, I'm crushing that's why I'm losing everything
Yo, I'll know why does my cam keep fucking freezing fix my fucking
Like bro, like God damn
BAM!
This song is the best, no?
You guys think that there's a better song?
Like...
This song is okay, but like I don't sit fucking walk, bro
This song just reminds me of tongue tongue tongue so for I don't know why every time I hear it
like he says I don't know why I like
sometimes the more I didn't listen to
this one I feel like I got to do an
album review again like I used to and I
know you guys always say yes finally
blah blah blah it's just so fucking hard
because no one ever just like lets me
sit and actually listen to albums
That's the hardest part like and then everyone is just so fucking picky, bro
Like if I click on the album it was like
Like bro, I've never ever listened to
I've never ever listened to let me just look it up
This is an album that I really want to listen to that I haven't listened to
I've never listened to birds in the trap ever the only the only song I have liked here is way back
There's a couple songs in here that I have liked or that I've known like I obviously know what pick up the phone is
But like there's a bunch of albums that we haven't listened to bro a lot of y'all say cat bro
I do this segment all the time. I am uncultured. There's a lot of albums. I've never listened to that everyone has listened to I
Never listen to a single Mac Miller. We could go through the list again. I've never listened to one J. Cole album
I've never listened to one Kendrick album. I've never listened to one fucking like
Mac Miller album whatever the fuck I've never listened to any there's not a
single future album I listened to fully um yeah like I'm dead ass serious bro
I've never listened to one weekend album either no what do you listen to I listen
to Drake and Ken Carson
Okay, I will be honest with you, there is one album that I'm meaning to listen to soon.
No, I'll be honest with you on some no bullshit, brother.
I was listening to Netspen at fucking lunch with this dude named Kimchi.
Bro, he pulled up in a fucking Maybach.
I'm dead ass.
He pulled up in a fucking Maybach.
Paid my fucking lunch.
I sat there.
I fucking sat there and he went to the bathroom.
Windows tinted in the Maybach.
Bro, he was gone.
He was fucking gone.
Kimchi was gone, bro.
Like, dead ass.
Dead ass.
Now, I haven't listened to a lot of albums.
There's a bunch of shit that I want to listen to.
Um, but I gotta pick before, before I start my stream because then the chat just starts crying like a little baby, like a little sissy boy, man.
Deadass. And I'm talking about you. Yes, you. Deadass, you. No, I'm deadass, you. Why are you sending me this, bro?
I don't know. What's the first album I should give a listen to again? What was the last album that I listened to before I get into this reaction video?
Stable. Renaudo listens to...
Oh my god, who was there for this stream?
This was actually insane because this was dead serious the first time I ever listened
to Frank Ocean.
I want to try it once.
Look at this shit.
Late night with the blonde hair.
Classic.
I'll be honest with you bro, I want to go back blonde.
Everyone tells me not to.
This idea from Max a long time ago.
It's like bro.
This is a good ass album.
I also listened to Take Care.
Classic, I'm not gonna lie, this capping for stream.
Oh, okay, Kimmy, the only song I knew on there
was White Ferrari and the one that goes,
manamoo, maniba, ain't nobody need you.
Yeah, you played it in the car,
I couldn't name a single song off the album.
You've also played Billie Eilash,
and I only know like two songs by her.
This was actually a golden album, right?
Here we go, I.
Yo, you know what the saddest part was?
This was the first time I ever listened
to Over My Dead Body was on the stream.
And I didn't realize how viral the song was.
First song?
Like, I'd never listened to this song ever.
I'm dead-ass serious.
What a good fucking time, bro.
Oh my God, two years ago?
No, this was the best time on the internet.
Low key, this was the best time on the internet.
When she-
I got a text rig right now.
Oh, let me, let me.
Oh, I got a text Drake right now. I was in a cold fucking train, bro. I miss train. I gotta let him know what
You think Drake knows me like dead ass here is like you think you've seen a cool of me
If I went to Canada and I went up to his house and I like knocked on the door or rang the
doorbell, do you think I would get shot or not?
I don't know, does anyone in here live in Canada?
Does anyone here live in Canada near his house?
Is it like guarded, like the fucking,
like he's like the president or something?
I don't know, I'm sure there's a bunch of people
who go up to his house though.
It's like a public address,
but like he probably never even there, bro.
He's got a hundred cuddies sitting outside.
So you're telling me if I walked outside to his house,
I would just get picked up and slammed.
You caught the two guys at stake, they're begging me to sue me and get that shit down.
I'm losing my spade if I'm leaving.
Boy, when I'm...
Jeech.
All right, let's start reacting, yeah.
Okay, so this channel is called Golf Carts.
They have uploaded a lot of videos.
They've actually uploaded videos on Marlon, the FaZe, Aware, XQC, Jason the Ween, Kaisenat,
I Show Sped, Stable Ronaldo, even though this is like a pretty low-viewed video.
Honestly, to the golf cart guy, let's re-upload this.
Yeah, let's upload another video about me
and I'll give you a private interview.
Like, why is this the least amount of viewed video
on the channel basically, bro?
Let's upload another one, man.
They all want to see stable Ronaldo.
Facts or no?
Facts or no, bro.
Yeah, this is the video.
They'll probably go on my YouTube, so say,
hey YouTube, this is called the only Shremer that cares
and the thumbnail is Joe Bartolozzi.
Now, Joe Bart is a great fucking dude, bro.
But is he the only streamer who cares?
What a title, bro.
What a fucking title.
All right, let's begin.
Also, if I pause, shut the fuck up.
You know what the most important part
of any live stream is?
The chat.
True.
Every night thousands of viewers
pour into their favorite streamers chat.
Chat.
Chat.
Together they decide what games get played,
what videos get watched in the streamer.
Wait, that's us!
That's actually us.
That's me chasing the ween of Marlin.
And this is a long time ago, wow, I love the way I love blonde, man.
This is actually insane.
I should keep them in a tent to get paid.
That's the courthouse.
It sounds pretty easy, right?
Just give the chat what it wants.
The problem is chat never wants just one thing.
There's thousands of people all asking for something different and no matter what you
do, some of them happy.
This is true.
No, I literally was just talking about this before this video.
Bro, no matter what you do when you want to stream, like I could mention an album and
motherfuckers in this chat excuse me people in this chat excuse me I gotta
start talking better people in this chat will be like oh next skip etc do you
remember the era where no matter what we did on stream people would spam skip
what a terrible era facts or no the biggest streamers learn to follow
wait that's flight the majority and keep the party moving because stopping
everything for one and a half viewer is the cardinal sin of stream you don't
You know, it's crazy there's dead-ass people who do this.
10,000 people hanging over a single name in the chat.
But what happens when the needs of the one are a matter of life and death?
My girlfriend of three years took her own life in November of 2025, losing my best friend
and person I love most in the world.
I'm feeling like my life is no longer worth living and I've been falling into a bad habit
of drug addiction leading me to some MBA in December.
I don't want to be here anymore.
This is Joe Bartolozzi and he's one of the only streamers that stops everything when
someone needs help.
If a chatter of mine is coming into my chat saying they're suicidal,
I am first and foremost going to read their message.
But when you do this, when you make yourself the person people turn to at their lowest,
you're also now the one who has to carry the weight of it.
True.
I'll be honest with you.
I do be seeing messages here and there, and this is fairs.
And I think this goes to any creator out there, especially like TikTok.
I don't know if y'all see the comments on the internet now.
It's super like random.
Like bro, do you see like the comments on TikTok that just say like I survived like cancer?
And then it's just they ask for like likes on etc
It's so hard to differentiate when someone actually is like needing help rather than just trying to get attention and
Bro, that's what that's one thing I struggle in is like trying to like really like cater to like actually who's telling the truth and all that
But man, if anyone out there who actually does feel that way
Don't do it
It's as stupid, but just don't do it, bro
Now you're surrounding epic bro epic
Aware no, but seriously though it is cool to be a streamer where people look forward to you every day
Like I'm sure I'm I might be in a lot of people's routines here in the chat where they look forward to me live every single day
And they just just want to just I'm just their reason man, and I appreciate that man
I did my door today. I decided to end everything got a shotgun can't find it in me love myself now
Now, you're giving away pieces of yourself to everyone around you.
People are genuinely asking me to fix their problems?
I can't.
Now, it feels like the whole world is on your shoulders.
Now I'm going!
Oh, if I stop posting, people are gonna start to think it's off.
That's a heavy weight.
Yeah, it's crazy.
And we wanted it on the clock.
Who is Joe Bartolozzi and why do you care so deeply about some of the things that you
do?
Um, would you?
Yeah.
Maybe a little deep for 10.30 in the morning?
But...
No, it's alright.
And Joe Bartolozzi was born on February 6th, 2000.
Joseph?
Wait, this is what he looks like when he's a kid.
He's actually cute, bro.
I'm not gonna lie.
I was an ugly baby.
I don't know if y'all have a picture, man.
I don't know where this guy got this photo to of Joseph.
I was ugly as a kid.
No, I know it's hard to believe, bro.
And grew up in Southern New Jersey, New Jersey!
Joe wasn't the kid you've picked to become famous on one.
He was the small quiet kid.
The one getting picked last for everything.
I was kind of like the lengthy kid that didn't really know how to control his body.
So that's why I was picked last.
I was the kid who ran around being an idiot and I got made fun of.
I went flipping, and went from being the kid nobody picked to a legitimate athlete.
God damn, why he really did this.
I thought you all were trolling.
I'll be honest with you, I was never an athlete in high school.
So far 2019 at Joseph.
Wait, is that...
So, by 20.
In another life?
Is that me?
Is that me?
Oh, wow, I need one medal, please.
And then a Chinese tech company bought a dying lip-syncing app.
captured the attention of my god and he talked it's actually like the man who's company called
nowadays it's both a relatively dead app musically they got it it rebranded it and all
okay hot take musically was like the worst app and i think people are blinded by nostalgia
musically actually was just like it was just bad bro i mean the what we got out of musically was
like people just rolling their eyes gone like we got maddie v raps jacob satori you don't say like
Vine was the best at if we're talking about like short-form content vine was the best at and then tick-tock in my opinion
Well vine was low key way more cringy, but it was ahead of its meadow 18 tick-tock officially hit the absolute tick-tock
Now early on tick-tock was mostly just the same creators who came over from you throw so all of those cringy
Holy shit lip sync video in the wreckage. Oh my god
I'm gonna be that guy and carried straight over going through your parents to forces more fun than going through tick-tock
Tiktok actually was just so bad, bro.
Like, whoever became a millionaire during this era, you-
Yo, bless your soul, man.
For a while there, Tiktok, as a fool, was pretty cringe.
Yeah, I used to get made fun of.
But even with that reputation, Joe figured he'd try it anyway.
He posted his first Tiktok in December of 2019,
and it got a few hundred likes, which is nothing crazy,
but it was enough to make him post another one.
I don't know- Bro, I remember Joe having like a beanie on.
He doesn't do it anymore, does he?
Like, why is my camera fucking frozen?
I don't know if he does it anymore, but it was like him with the beanie on and he would like scream like a loud bro.
That's what I remember him like before. Oh, yeah, and then in the hills
Within a few months he went from pointing a text on a screen to actually talk
Ranting straight to the camera about whatever stupid thing pissed him off that day. There's no looking left or right in the year
What a strong me. Yeah, I love Joe, bro
He's like this is where Joe card out his lane
He became the loud guy in the beanie who'd yell about people who drinks sparkling water or crash out over some
By the time covid hit tiktok was becoming a mainstream plaque suddenly tiktokers were performing in NBA halftime shows or hanging with the
Kardashians. Oh my god, the D'Amelio's were dropping a reality show on who it was the biggest
It's epic.
Classic.
Classic.
And Joe got in it early.
Six months after you started posting, if I'm not mistaken, you had over a million followers
on TikTok.
You could literally post anything.
Bro, he's.
And if it got any amount of views, half the people that saw it would follow you.
Bro, TikTok actually used to be like the most insane app.
Like I used to scroll and I would see actual bailish that would get like 50 million likes
or just like 20 million likes, or like 10 million likes,
it would be like, oh my God.
Dude, this is the worst TikTok I think that I remember though.
You guys are gonna say,
this is what you're gonna know.
I know I can't give you a hug or a kiss right now,
so I'm sending you this video instead.
Just so you know that I love you,
and I miss you a lot.
No cat, facts, no principle.
Copy, no translate.
Like there's some like viral like viral tiktok smack and they were just that was just so bad like
The person I sent you this once you didn't know
We need to get the gang together for a little road trip you heard me no cap facts no fancy copy
Like I don't know tiktok used to be so different though
So now you've got a teenage guy fresh out of high school with millions of people watching as I move
But what do you think this does to a person?
It's it's not the same guys as like a Disney star, right?
Because I was nowhere near that level, but it's just the idea of like I was a teenager
That's getting clout aware, and I think 99% of the time. That's bad
And Joe was no exception all those views all that it's being like a kid and
Y'all are gonna just say cab whatever it is,
but actually real talk.
Imagine you're seven,
I'll take it from my POV real quick.
Imagine you're 17 and there's millions of eyes on you
and every move you do is critiqued
all the way until you're 20 fucking three or 24.
Oh, but you're a millionaire, et cetera.
Okay, my 18th birthday was live streamed.
My 19th birthday was live streamed.
My 20th birthday was live streamed.
My relationships have all been public, basically.
My, when someone dies, I go live the next day.
You know what I'm saying?
It's hard, bro.
It's tension that comes with internet fame.
That's optional.
Yeah, you're right.
It is optional.
But I'm just saying, when you actually
pursue this type of job, straight to his head,
I'm not asking for like insecure.
It's like you guys are just so too dumb to talk through that.
It's impossible to actually like conversate.
And I had to find the medium.
I used to be really insecure when
I was in middle school, early high school,
to a point where I started working out.
I started doing this.
And then it went full flop to narcissism.
And so it was like an obsession with myself because of insecurity.
Isn't that what happens a lot to people who work out and become like so addicted to their bodies?
You can see it in the content from that era.
The captions, the attitudes, the way that he carried himself.
Okay, so this is my proposal for any women out there that would like to participate in the holiday,
but don't have anybody to resist that.
Yeah, Joe.
You little freaky dude!
Uh, I'm here.
This is the version of Joe that Joe doesn't want.
That person in that facade I had to do to create that character actually became me for a short period of time, and I hated it.
But as much as Joe hates this version of himself, he also kind of owes everything to him.
Because that ego is what gave him the confidence and drive to start making bigger swings in his career.
And when you're voting yourself up, those two things can be the difference between success and failure.
You see, everyone wants to start their own thing until they realize how much work starting actually takes.
Voting your website, say...
I keep saying y'all say cap I have this conversation with agent off stream. Everyone says
Being a streamer is easy. Yeah being a streamer is easy. I'm gonna say it right now
Being a successful streamer isn't being a successful streamer is way harder
You don't understand what that's like in a payments all the boring stuff
Most people don't quit because the idea was bad they quit because the setup got in the way
That's where Wob comes in Wob. Oh wait. Let's get put an ad read on
A long, an idea, and the only thing stopping you is not knowing where to start.
I don't know if your follower count will come today.
But now back to Joe in the business he was just starting to build.
It started with diversifying his audience.
Because unlike YouTube or Twitch, your follower count is kind of empty on tip time.
What is the best social media you think to grow on?
Like something that will actually like last longer.
Is it YouTube?
I feel like it's low key YouTube.
Like Instagram?
Instagram, like, I don't know, I don't know.
Instagram is like cool, whatever,
but I think the best thing to grow on would be YouTube.
Like YouTube is something where you guys
will always look back at old videos.
Like how many people in here just like go back
and like watch like old, old videos?
You know what I'm saying?
Like so many old videos.
Like YouTube is forever lasting and it's own,
isn't it owned by like Google?
Like it's never gonna die.
Like something like Twitch,
and this is about to be an aware moment,
is probably gonna die one day, right?
Like Twitch will probably die one day.
We might all not be here one day in this Twitch chat
because it's not really owned by any besides Amazon,
but I don't know if Amazon is gonna,
are they gonna rebuy it?
Like that's to be honest here, are they?
Probably not.
I don't know, maybe I'm stupid,
but I will say the best thing to grow on in my opinion
is YouTube.
TikTok, everyone's attention span is so short
that they'll move on from you in a second.
Facts.
Twitch, if you're like an up and coming streamer,
you're not an established streamer,
It's super hard to get an audience.
That's true.
Instagram, it's hit or miss.
You get reels, but people don't really stay for real.
For real, true.
What other app am I missing?
Twitter, Twitter is just filled with people dying
and like porn and just negativity.
It's like nothing really good that happens on that app.
I would say YouTube is like the greatest app
to like start your career in, bro, to be honest with you.
And it's also really nice.
Like the comments are so much better.
The followers on there and make no money.
Facebook, what am I, 90?
because the platform simply doesn't pay its creators
anything worthwhile.
Like I was probably making like what, 10K a year?
I was making less than minimum wage.
Dude, by the way, I just wanna let y'all know this
and this is a shout out to Mario in my chat.
He's my TikTok editor for anybody who doesn't know.
Brother, TikTok had a glitch, a freaking glitch.
Back in the day, you used to be able to make
so much money off TikTok and it randomly stopped.
So to put it into perspective,
who was there November 2023?
This is when I came back from Fortnite.
Bro, Mario just started uploading TikToks, and guess how much money it made in one month?
Brother, my TikTok made, this is when I was like borderline, like not irrelevant, but
I was like up and coming again.
Bro, it made like $60,000 in a month, $50,000 in a fucking month.
Then the next month, it made like $30,000.
Then the next month, it made like $25,000.
Then it made like $45,000.
And then all of a sudden, there was an update.
There was an update, and overnight, oh by the way, I would give Mario half of that always.
So don't think I'll be the shit.
I always give Mario half of that so shout out Mario bro Adam. No, where the next day it would be like a hundred dollars
$200 like total for the whole month for $400 the last month. We had a hundred and thirty million views guess how much money it made
I'll tell you right now
a hundred and thirty million views guess how much money
I'm looking actually no
Let me do the last 60 days actually last 28 days wait actually that's not even bad 320 million views Mario in the last 28 days. What the fuck you're actually him. Wait a low key made some money.
It made four thousand seven hundred dollars
What the fuck dude maria bro i got you the bonus bro
The last 365 days it doesn't tell me it doesn't tell me bro
But 320 million views for forty seven hundred dollars that sound right
So in the summer of 2020 just before starting his like imagine reaching 320 million eyes
I don't know, people on TikTok made so much money probably to ads.
It's fresh for me to thank them.
Here at college, Joe announced his first ever Twitch stream.
I'm gonna start streaming video games on Twitch in the day or two.
He started moving viewers from TikTok to Twitch.
Where he streamed games like Rocket League and Fall Guys.
Oh, I got it! I got it!
Then he'd take the best Fall Guys from those streams and post them to YouTube.
By fall of that year, Joe was juggling multiple TikTok uploads a day.
Streaming on Twitch, making YouTube content, all while managing his classwork in college.
What was the schedule like in college?
There's so much going on. How do you manage that?
It was a lot.
Like, balancing streaming and college suck.
Yeah, it's pretty hard.
But it was so good.
That's why I never went to college.
My eight-man streamers say,
Oh, I really needed to drop out to pursue streaming.
Like, get the out of here.
I was growing and in college the entire time.
Thank you for three million followers.
Bro, if you want something, you could get it.
Four million followers!
By December, Joe cleared 5 million followers on Twitch.
DAMN!
In just a few months after his first stream, Joe was pulling in nearly 1,000 average viewers.
Oh shit!
1,000 viewers on Twitch is nuts, by the way.
I'm just kidding, it's nuts.
So...
Consacred...
With...
Performance.
Joe was constantly studying social media, trying to understand what made videos pop,
what people responded to, and why certain-
I don't know what Joe knows, by the way, about YouTube algorithm.
Goat, by the way.
Like, actual goat.
Like, brother, every time, every time I go on YouTube, you have 40k, what does that mean
to anything that I'm saying?
I'm saying getting 1000 views is a shit ton.
Every time I go on YouTube, every time I go on YouTube, I see a joke video.
Somehow, bro, somehow, he knows, bro, he knows the method.
I don't know.
He needs to give it up, though.
He needs to give up this method, bro.
Give it up to me, please!
the news failed. That confidence had turned into a full-blown obsession, but because of it, Joe was
starting to not like the person he saw in the air. I'm trying to map out where the ego kind of
starts to disappear versus... like was there a low point, a moment where you're like, holy
I got a change? Yeah, I don't really... I don't think there was like an aha, right? It wasn't like
a light switch flip. It was more over the span of like a six month period where I was like I'm kind
of being a dickhead. I was like that one thing. So I don't know if you can include this in the video.
That's up to you. I tripped on mushrooms for the first time like and I hate when people talk about
like that being a like a genuine changing factor in their life because it's like okay corn. Why
Why do you guys spam was question mark?
Brother, sometimes I really do want to have real conversations.
Bro, facts are not, when I told you guys this,
when I used to play Fortnite, I had the biggest ego.
I was like, oh, okay, I can do whatever the fuck I want.
And then God took that away from me
and that's why I fell off.
And then I learned from it and I'm like, okay,
time to be an actual normal human
because I'm not a piece of shit deep down
and I was on a high horse.
That's what happens to a lot of people.
And a lot of people won't admit that.
There's a lot of people out there that will hold that
because they have so much pride
They won't let their pride go away
Bro, I made a lot of money at a young age. I was a piece of shit and I acted like I was above everyone
Ball like I don't do that nowadays. No, I don't I bro every human is equal. That's what made you
You know really have that light switch, but I think it was like it was a part of it
You know like it removed the the grooves of life that I have gotten into and it made me reset to a point
Where I had to size more to kind of look in myself
A lot of the people that I knew in philosophy classes as well were sharing ideas that you know
I may have heard but not resonated or understood fully. It was so much like wow. I'm gonna die one day
Is that what happens sometimes when you trip out on mushrooms you really like think about life our only life and
I accredit my viewers a lot. I've heard that mushrooms make you realize a lot relationships built a little bit
Which is bad, but at the same time there were people coming to me for the first time going I want to myself
You're chatting to your last year because you're I'm ending it all
If there was a moment of like lock-in it was that what happened one of my subs just said he's a
Dude, I see that's do you need help like if you like I was I was going yeah, even though I'm 19
I mean, you know, there are people that actually look up to me in a way that's like, I need
to be better.
Life is the best thing that will ever happen, no matter how bad it can get.
Life is all about up and down chat.
Now put yourself in that chair for a second.
You're 19 years old.
You started streaming to play video games, to have fun and make people laugh, and somebody
you've never-
What the fuck is that?
Is that-
and make people laugh and somebody you've never met just told you they're planning their
own death and out of everyone in their life, they picked you to tell.
I feel like no one cares and I want to end it all, I have a date planned so you'll probably
never see me again, I want to say you make me laugh a lot, I'm going to stop October
2nd and no one will remember me.
And this kept happening, Joe would go live and sooner or later somebody would show up
in a genuine crisis typing their darkest thoughts into a twitch chat.
Okay, I'm going to be so honest with you, I think as a creator you should always try
to push a message to try to uplift people because I think that's all what a creator is the creator
is supposed to influence right I shouldn't influence anyone negatively like my goal is to make people
happy right I you know I want people to come to my streams and laugh I want people to come to my
stream and you know take time out of their day whatever it is to enjoy their time but I will say
that brother again going back to what I said like it's so hard to differentiate when someone is
is really trying to take advantage of my kindness
by saying shit like this,
rather than actually being genuine.
Cause there probably is people out there
that actually feel this way
and who will come to streamers,
they'll go to YouTube,
they'll go to TikTok,
they'll go to whatever makes them happy, bro.
Sometimes people,
what makes them happy is going to watch Family Guy
for a couple of hours,
you know what I'm saying?
And that's what makes them happy.
So I guess what I'm trying to say is like,
it's so hard to differentiate this,
especially someone like Joe,
I'm sure there's so many people now who come in,
who actually want help.
And then there's people out there that just kind of
try to take advantage of his kindness.
But Twitch chat.
Don't be a mood killer.
I just wish that my family basically bullies me every day
and I can't get them to stop.
I've been thinking about suicide a lot.
When Joe first started getting these messages from Chatters,
his initial response was the same as anyone
what the hearts would be.
He wanted to help.
Both on stream and off of it,
Joe took the time to talk with those viewers,
getting to know them on a personal level
and giving them real advice
just like he would with a friend.
You guys mean wrong to me.
If you need help with something like that,
I can try my best.
So that's why I'm kind of chilling.
W.J.O.
I'm not causing the stream for the last few minutes.
That was a really good deal, man.
I thought about this because that's important.
But there's a harsh reality that all streamers
have to learn eventually.
Your viewers aren't your friends.
They can't be.
Sure, I have had.
Because then imagine one day I disappear or Joe disappear.
You know, using context, it's like...
Probably 20 people come to me about themselves, like, on live.
The first two times it's happened, I have tried to, like, help them.
I mean, it just ended badly in terms of them
getting parasocial towards me and the non-stop coming to me.
You see, the relationship between a streamer and a viewer
is way more complicated than a normal friendship.
Like, I'll just go to the next big streamer on God.
Here's just a bot.
When you spend hours watching someone through a screen,
day after day, your brain starts doing something weird.
You pick up their sense of humor.
You learn their opinions, their moods,
what makes them laugh and what sets them off.
Wait, that's actually true that I think about it.
This guy actually just broke that down.
Sometimes I don't use my brain hard enough,
But that was actually a really good-
There's sense of humor.
You learn their opinions, their moods,
what makes them laugh and what sets them all.
You come to know them the way you'd know a friend.
It's, oh my god, that's why it's called an influencer,
because you influ-
Except they have no idea that you even exist.
This-
Wait, you think people actually like-
I mean, obviously, it's a rhetorical question, but-
This is what's called a parasocial relationship.
And it can be a dangerous thing.
Dude, I've seen some crazy messages in like people's chats where it's like really bad. So
Scary home invasion as three Mast intruders with guns grab a popular influencer
But I'm a money three guys came into my room
Turn all the lights on and then they were had the gun pointed at me
While most parasocial relationships don't reach this level there's always a possibility that it can three popular twitch
Streamers face a terrible counter-walt live streaming. This is actually weird
If the streamer leans too far one way they might come across as uninteresting or cold but lean too far the other and viewers
Oh my god, I forgot about this too. It's a mistake. Oh my god people are nuts
Sometimes I really forget because at the end of the day it's very easy to see because I'm obviously the creator
But like brah I'm really just behind the screen talking to thousands of people a day. You never know who's watching
watching, an occasional reply for Frenchy, and that's where things can take a turn for
the worse, because now that attention can turn into expectation, and when the expectation
of a response to the next chat isn't met, it can feel less like being ignored by a streamer
and more like a betrayal by someone that they thought they knew.
A weird, parasocial relationship that forms, and you're not even aware that this person
is forming that typically until they're like about to show up or they do show up.
The gap is hard to manage.
Which is why both streamers keep a barrier up around the heavy, personal stuff.
My sister's dead.
Let's try and keep it positive.
Liz, I'm talking about a lot of my chat, Liz.
There's just something I'd just like to hear her talk about, you know?
And you can't really blame them.
At the end of the day, streamers are supposed to entertain.
At some point there has to be a boundary between caring about the people watching and becoming
responsible for everything that they put into the chat.
I think the only thing you're responsible doing is making the best experience for the
viewer, right?
Whether on any social media.
If you're putting short form, content or long form, oh, you're at the end of the day,
I'm a creator, right?
I don't, I didn't study philosophy.
I didn't go to college.
I didn't go to high school.
Bro, I'm just, I'm just a blob, you know?
I'm here to just try to make you laugh, whether it's one time, it's better than no times.
You know what I'm saying?
But, you know, just try to uplift people.
You become too attached to where they see you as an actual friend that they have.
So I feel like that is kind of a boundary that you have to set as a streamer.
But it's hard to gauge where that line is.
True.
Joe had every reason to draw that same boundary.
He'd answered the heavy messages, taken conversations off stream and learned what could happen when
things become too bare social.
The first two times I helped somebody with like old issues, they just kept messaging
me and then they like got upset when I stopped messaging them so it's it's more
so bad as you but mental health meant too much to it ignoring somebody okay so
non egotistical that is actually one of the reasons why I okay it's actually oh
I'm frozen nice outlaw I'll fix it I don't know why it's bugging today I have
to probably replug it in after stream that is actually why I don't respond to
DMs and no it's not L ego don't say it's L ego it's literally like if I sometimes
Sometimes I'll see funny messages and it's like, okay, I respond.
And then it's like, they start sending me 10, 20 messages.
And then it's like, oh, now they're like spamming me like I'm a piece of shit if I don't respond.
Like a perfect example is I actually took, I actually have it right here yesterday for
some reason and God, I don't know why I'm promoting this now I'm about to get a bunch
of DMs.
Yesterday, someone DMed me and I thought it was super funny.
So I actually responded.
the first time I responded to someone in months.
And he was, no, he was actually,
he gave a good response.
He messaged me two times and that's it.
So he said to me, he said,
my oh my, he responded to my story saying,
my oh my Ron, thank you for existing.
So I responded with this.
And then I said, if you responded 10 seconds,
I'll give you 10K PayPal, too late, fuck you.
And then he responds saying, like you could even afford it.
Like, he, like, like, you know what I'm saying?
Like, this was like a funny person.
I was like, okay, like this guy is like a bot, you know?
And, and then he never messaged me back.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, he never spammed me.
He never did anything.
I was like, okay, you know what?
Like, that's like a funny viewer.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
Like, he just never responded.
But like, there's times where like, I'll respond, retire him.
No, but there'll be times where like,
I'll respond to someone and then they'll spam me.
And then I'm like, okay, I'll respond one more time.
And then I start feeling bad.
And then it's like, they start acting like
they're like best friends.
I mean, I'm like, I'm sorry, bro.
Like I just don't, we're not on that level of friendship.
And I feel like that's like a respect thing, you know?
It's like a boundary.
It's like, whatever.
Why does my Tam keep fucking freezing?
Okay, should I plug it into a new port?
Like, why is it doing this?
Like, dead us.
Should I just plug it into a new port?
Hold on.
Give me one second.
Oh.
Mark Zuckerberg?
Oh, nice!
Oh, shit.
Who might not make it through the night was never a choice he could live with.
After those early mistakes, Joe implemented two important factors that would eliminate
those odd parasocial dynamics from coming into the picture.
For starters, he removed any one-on-one interaction.
All conversations with chatters were strictly held on-stream from the Twitch chat.
I'm prepared to go tired of waiting for things to improve you or my escape, thank you, dude.
If you're saying you're gonna stop, don't.
I know this was ten minutes ago, I hope you're still here.
second but most importantly he made the pivot from trying to be the help himself and became the
middleman. Fine if you're depressed in this chat bro. I want to come to me for advice but when it
comes to the gravity of seeking an expert is better than seeking Joe Bartolozzi a true Twitch
streamer tech talker you know what I mean. For those who came into the same thing bro just you
know I'm not a doctor I don't know how to help someone I'm an idiot I don't know how to help
myself I can't even get a six pack what makes you think I can help someone. I was there to give them
them a few encouraging words and push them in the right direction.
I've had not so good thoughts, if you know what I mean, and listening to your advice
and others has helped me even during those hard times.
No one asks you, but you'll be surprised.
I have people DMing me asking, how do I get to your physique?
What's your routine at the gym?
What do you eat on a daily basis?
You know, things like that.
And like, I don't know, bro.
I just say I don't want to give out.
Hard times.
If you ever have thoughts, reach out to somebody genuinely.
Go to a therapist psychiatrist, talk to somebody that can help you.
It's not the answer.
There's there's only so much I'm able to do as a creator
Especially seeing that I don't know the person so that's why I try to do the charity streams for like, you know
988 or
AFSP or Trevor projects. We're doing reactions today and
It's a charity screen
We raised $2,700 which was matched free acts by the Melinda Bill Gates Foundation
So dumb in the chat for that goes to a good cause saving lives and for a while this worked pretty well
Well, it seems kind of small Joe's brief but encouraging words were actually making a difference in people's lives
It's up for a year now and I want to say thank you for helping me through this past year with having to deal with my grandpa
And my own personal problems. You're definitely my favorite top streamer, and I hope you never stop
I actually never realized like by the time check right imagine all the people that actually have something going on that like watch it
Sometimes I never realize how much,
and I've talked to like,
Siggi about this, I've talked to my editors,
I've talked to like friends,
like you don't realize how much people actually like,
look forward to your stuff.
And that's why like, I get,
I always say I'm super appreciative
because it is kind of nuts.
Like, it really is.
After we had college, things had started to change.
His viewer count climbed to some of the highest
and all of streaming.
In managing the expectation of that many chatters
is a totally different beast.
Like right now I average 10K.
Chat's horrible.
You know what I'm like?
Yeah, I'll be honest with you, Joe's chat is very aggressive.
Like, I don't think they mean it in a harmful way.
I think they just want to protect him.
Like, dude, when I was looking at,
there was a TikTok of me and Joe,
like just like looking at each other, like that,
like mogging and I'm dead ass serious.
All the comments were like he,
Ron would get his ass beat by Joe and it's like,
dude, like real people that like aren't angry.
They think it's like real, oh, retweet.
Bro, all I'm saying is, it's just, bro, it's hard for him, bro, he's just growing.
It's kind of what happens when you become, like, so big.
I gotta lock in. I want to get into the videos. I'm starting to get stressed the f*** out.
I'm starting to get stressed the f*** out.
Oh, shit.
I can tell this was gonna happen at the start of stream when I got, like, nine messages just unloaded onto me.
With this many viewers watching, Joe found himself caught between two groups that wanted completely different things from him.
Because on one hand, some viewers felt that he wasn't doing enough to help.
I guess even my favorite streamer doesn't care about me.
Like see messages like that though you can't take serious facts though like like
It's like when I I don't know bro like when I see someone type that in the chat
I'm like I can't take you serious because like you're probably typing that you're never coming back
You know what I'm saying lame comment. I have 5,000 people in my stream that are spamming right now
I'm also playing a video game and then I don't respond to you and you pull this guilt trip here
But on the other hand see that first of her group of viewers that were tired of the stream console and stopping Jesus dude
I like watching your streams, but when you go on ramps like this, that's all you do all the time. That's annoying
Okay, that's just dealing being a streamer. I'm gonna be honest with you
Dude, if you have five viewers actually, I'll be better than if you have if you've a hundred viewers
There's gonna be one of those hundred that just they're just complaining. That's just how it is, bro
That's how the world is right? You don't see a hundred people that are all happy. There's always one person
That's just complaining play the game. Do me a favor and never watch me again
Do me a favor and go fuck yourself.
No matter what Joe did, someone felt ignored, and the messages were starting to get more
demanding.
Early on, people would briefly mention that they were struggling, and Joe would offer
a few words of encouragement.
Now they wanted more.
Like every stream, it's been getting more and more and more and more, like, involved,
where people are genuinely asking me to fix their problems.
I can't.
I'm sorry.
But the hardest part was figuring out who genuinely needed help, and who was only looking
for attention.
Yeah, that's what I said.
I actually want to hear a say on this.
And then also sorting through people who are just doing it for attention.
I mean, that's the struggle because I'm a suicide prevention advocate.
That is an avenue that a lot of people use to manipulate their way into being noticed.
We're speaking to me on stream.
And so, yeah, if there's 10 chats saying they're suicidal, six of them are fake.
Yeah.
See, that's the problem.
You become so big imagine there's just like you see it okay
Let's just say you saved someone and that somehow people start seeing it. They're gonna be like oh that God is attention
I'm gonna type that do so much mental health advocacy the amount of people that come into my chat and fake things bow
George six seven six seven like you couldn't have fake the different message or this is this a real dude
Was absurd I had one chatter that came in and they say hey, I'm the mother of so-and-so
So he took his own life. I just want to let you know you were his favorite swimmer. I'm sorry that he took his his life
I I don't really know what to say. I'm sorry
I hope you're all right. I'm sorry for the loss of your son
Come to find out they come back a month later, and they're like my brother type that band is locked in you're the chat
It's his class. I knew that bro. I'm banning you man. That's been weird as shit
This leads Joe stuck making it happen brother. So it's the internet is so impossible to fucking avoid
The internet is all about attention shit. I do it sometimes not like that not like that
I'm saying like well you do things for attention here and there bro. It's just the internet like what is stopping me?
Okay, yellow do a hands up. I've made an all twitch account before with my friends and I would type in chat to be like
Yo, yo, I would just spam. I would never type anything bad, but like I would just be like yo, yo, yo, bro
bro do this do that whatever it's like right it's just the internet but this
one I'm talking about when I'm like young bro like when I was like 13 decision
that's difficult to get right if I'm being honest I think a large portion of
people that come into my chat and say stuff that's idle are lying but yeah I
have to treat them all as if they're real because then I could on an off chance
not take somebody seriously that is serious see that's what kind of what I
I said, ignoring the wrong message could have serious consequences, but responding to every
message was impossible. And the pressure of trying was beginning to wear him down. I feel
bad. And I talk about this. It's like, I wish I could help. But like, sometimes I can't,
you know, like there's there's only so much I'm able to do as a creator, especially seeing
that I don't know the person. But there's one message that weighs on Joe the most. It's
one that he's heard over and over again, that for some viewers, he's the only reason
that they're still alive. See, that's crazy. That's a lot of weight you put on someone too.
Like, here's what you guys can see. Joe Bartolos, you saved my life, deadass. I'm so fucking
serious. I only stopped from killing myself once. You see, like, this isn't, like, bad to say, but,
like, you were there when my dad passed. You saved me from ending my own life more than anyone should.
That's not bad to say. I've realized so much because of you. I can't thank you enough.
I don't know if that's not bad to say this is just this is just showing love in my eyes if someone
Like this is just kind of someone that just is like showing love even like let's say it's not a tension-seeking
It's like genuine. It's like bro. I mean so some people are different bro. Some people
Express love some people don't like sometimes I bro everyone's different as you saved me from ending my own life more than anyone should
I've realized so much because of you, I can't thank you enough.
You unknowingly have helped me with a lot.
My life has gotten a lot better since watching you from your philosophy stuff.
Never had a favorite streamer watch your streams, and it kind of saved my life.
No pressure.
I wanted myself.
You saved my life.
I did not save your life.
You saved your own life.
Please get the help you need though.
If I'm the only reason that you stopped, you know, wanting to kill yourself in that moment,
you need a lot of help outside of just watching my content.
When you hear some of the stories, how big of a toll does that take on you?
There's like, I know, I've been watching through some of their clips talking to people like this.
Ah, the chat is asking, who is checking on Joe?
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
I mean, I'm starting-
Everyone knows Stable or Notable.
Who's checking up on Ronnie Nets?
It's kick.
Therapy's here.
I'm not saying it's bad to have my videos as like something to fall back on to make you
feel happier.
He's- wait, did he say he's going to therapy?
Asking, who is checking on Joe?
I mean, I'm starting therapy soon.
Dude, therapy is so hard.
To anyone who doesn't, man, shout out to you.
Like, bro, when I went to therapy,
like I've gone to like a couple of therapists
and it's so hard to find the right person.
Like, you guys are someone who's like a questioner,
but it's pretty hard to find someone
who actually genuinely like cares about you.
Cause the concept of having someone talk to you
and paying them is a crazy concept, you know?
So finding someone who actually cares about you
and who actually figures out your problems is like,
is kind of like, you know, it's a big deal.
Millionaire needing therapy.
Oh man, did people need therapy
who are millionaire who are poor or et cetera?
It doesn't matter, bro.
It actually doesn't.
Like therapy is like a much needed thing.
And some people's therapy isn't hiring someone.
Some people's therapy is doing things
like going outside, riding a bike,
going to the beach, driving a car.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm not saying it's bad to have my videos
as like something to fall back on
to make you feel happier.
Versus, like, I'm s*** out of all your videos, I'm going to the gym, no, no, that's not my therapy.
The only thing that's keeping me alive.
Take a second and think about what that actually means for the person receiving it.
Somebody just told you that your uploads are load-bearing for their existence.
Don't tell me that. Like, I'm glad I'm able to help, man, but like, get help! Like, get help! Please!
So, what happens if you take a break? What happens if you burn out and quit?
On some level, Joe now feels like he has to keep posting.
Because somewhere out there, somebody's hanging on by his streaming schedule.
There will be people that will like come to my chat and they're like,
Hey, you prevented me from killing myself because I saw one of your videos and it made me laugh.
On service level, that's great.
If you're me, now I'm going, oh, if I stop posting, people are gonna start killing themselves.
And be like, okay, that is crazy to think about.
But that is actually a crazy statement.
But it's low key true, bro.
I mean, I mean, that's actually like,
Like, it's so much pressure, bro, and it's not just Joe.
It's like anyone, bro.
Yo, if you think this is bad, imagine like the music industry.
Oh my God, I've seen some crazy.
You guys know how crazy it gets.
Like, you know how crazy it gets, bro.
On the pressure, there's the sheer exposure to darkness.
Joe's DMs in chat are a constant stream
of people's lowest moments.
Payphone saved my life.
I'm timing you out just for like just for like I hate you
You're surrounded by that much pain for that long. It eventually starts to get in that's like the one thing is
the emotional drain I guess like I put
a
Lot out after every stream
Joe is very the job took out of him like when I'm he talk I get off
I feel like a lot there really in silence for maybe an hour
I need like time to decompress
Yeah, because that is to when I end stream the first thing I do is
I read my offline chat and then it's usually just by mods just spamming like dumb words like tweak
Like they're just spam emotes or something like that. Yeah, literally like that's literally what I'll see in my chat when I end my stream
I don't eat when I end my stream recently. I've been going to the gym and I know y'all are gonna laugh, but I
Genuinely have been but now when I end my stream, it is crazy like think about it
You're entertaining like you're talking to so many people at once
It's it's insane concept to think about like for you guys when I end my stream
You probably go to the next streamer
Maybe or you go do something productive because you realize you just sat watching stumble Roberto talk for a couple hours
And you're like damn what a waste of time
For me, I just sit there and I'm just like sitting there just like
Like wow, you know, maybe the five gifted 15 get in a
Lot at times
It takes a toll and I've gotten used to it
But it kind of builds like they're I'll be good for a month and then there'll be a week where I'm just like not
Not there emotionally I guess and that's like a problem
Yeah, I struggled the same thing that I started journaling a lot of people control about it
Whatever the vet book whatever you guys want to troll
Well journaling low key is one of the craziest things to do ever and you only know if you actually do it like just like
Writing down what you manifest what your thoughts are your sad moments your good moments, etc
It's very good to get out people don't realize the power of the tongue and
I'm being serious like people don't realize how like everything that you put out in this world is what you will get
It might not come out in the first year but it's like the more you say things, no, not
tongue tongue tongue's a horde, the tongue like your mouth.
Oh, Los Polos just texted, Jersey would be best.
So the obvious question is, why keep doing it?
Every other streamer proved you can just let the messages scroll and the career survives.
could put up the full wal
could really blame him. I
like I'm some role model
going through stuff and I
they're watching my content
want them to have some sor
redirection to be better
their own mental health i
for them. Joe did the math
people is worth what it c
making people happy more
of the job. And that's what enables me to deal with this too. Like a lot of people are
like, Oh, push through the negative because you make money. I think I pushed through the
negative because I can affect people more positively here than any other job.
Because I know those texts that are you guys delayed? Is there a 15 minute delay?
We'd be doing. But once he saw what his platform could do for people at their lowest, walking
away from that stopped being an option he could live with.
Thank you. My mom was diagnosed with cancer about nine months ago. Sorry to hear that.
Watch your videos and streams.
We loved your philosophy streams.
She also majored in philosophy.
Really?
A week ago, I found out she has two.
Two more days to live.
One of the final things we did was
watch one of your YouTube videos.
Your videos remind me of good memories.
She passed away yesterday and you helped me cope.
Just wanted to say thank you so much.
You help more than you'll ever know.
Oh my God.
Yo, that's just gonna make me cry.
It's a weird job dude. It's a weird job in social media. There's a lot of shit, but
It's one of the most like rewarding
Experiences just to be able to be someone to help other people is something that I want to do
Yeah, the money's good. Yeah, it's fun to play video games and shit
But like on a deeper level dude being able to
Make people's days is like W. Joe man
Genuinely what I want to do and I'm glad that I can
What a good video man, don't be Joe bro
Dead ass. It's a good video man. It's actually really well edited. It's very it's very nice
It's a good video
No, I mean it is
This is very nice, bro. It's a really well edited. I'll be honest with you, bro
Now, it's, I can't speak for Joe, but the bigger you get, the more responsibility you put on, man, and like, it's probably a lot of pressure for him.
It's a lot pressure for anyone, bro, no matter the size.
You go from one viewer to 10 viewers, it's the same concept going from a thousand viewers to 10,000 viewers, you 10X, you know?
So it's like, imagine that now, 10 people, 10 times more of people, you know?
It's like, it's a lot, bro.
With great power comes great response.
or be very nice. I'm glad you took all your brain cells to write this message. It's very nice,
bro. It's very good. Good video though. Mario, what is this? I'm trying to get in contact with these
See, those were one of those moments where we thought it was fake.
And are you ignoring me? Are you ignoring me? Yo, shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up, man.
Deadass, shut the fuck up. We also have another video here. Shout out to Siggi. Some people hate
Siggi, but we have actually, last time we did this, it performed really well. A lot of you guys
actually loved it. It was reacting to, I think it was my best moments, was it? Was it chat? What
was it was my best moments though or something like that like brother this this got five hundred
thousand views what wow you've got five hundred thousand views I'm as lit as me right into my
old videos so today we have the best ex face slash core moments oh god oh god so this should be
actually pretty good. We put together a compilation. The first clip is already set in my life,
but yeah, he wanted to talk to you also. What is this?
Yo, what's good? I've eat the channel, cook up, I made a phase dialogue,
I took the money, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
I mean, yeah, but I just didn't want to talk about phase because I can't. I'm not allowed to.
But I would love to actually remake a video about my life if he ever planned on posting other things.
All right, man, what's up, YouTube?
I'm Stumble Roberto.
Today, we're going to be reacting to the best ex-phase
slash core moments.
You know what I'm saying?
We've been through a lot, me and you.
Drop a me if you were there for the phase era
and drop a me if you were there for the core era.
Notice how everyone's going to say me
because I just mentioned both to farm chats.
Yeah, it is pretty crazy to think about that.
We were in phase.
How long ago has it been since we started core?
Does anyone know?
How long has it been? I'm actually going to look this up. Let me look this up.
So it's been three months. So we started April 30th. So April, okay, so May, June, July.
So it's been about like three months. Yeah, like three months. What'd you say?
Would you say like three months or four months? Am I stupid?
It's like three months like three real months and we have managed to get a million subs on YouTube shout out y'all man better
Shout out y'all
Literally every video has a meal besides this video. No, I'm not how we half-assed this video
That's why I did not as good, but it's so poor a million views
but every video does actually phenomenal and
Dude, it's just really the beginning man. It's just the beginning with some cool collabs coming up
But yeah, these are the best moments that we've had whether we were a part of it or before when we were in phase
But at the end of the day, we were always core
Let's begin shall we I'm sure I'm gonna see a lot of me moments maybe others
I'm sure this video is probably just me so it's probably me reacting to my best moments in face core
So if you're upset you're not seeing someone
cry bro
um
So we're starting this off with a very interesting video
This was me on my first time in Japan, and I was with Jason
Yeah, like this this is just so bad looking back at it really like this is just bad
Like this is just bad man. Geez the wheeze
there was like comments on this video saying just grab one and go like horrible PR
I'm lucky.
No, Silky.
Tung-tung-tung potion.
I don't even control it, bro.
You think it made that sense?
Wait, no.
Is this the zesty potion?
Was that the zesty potion?
Don't fuck up here, bro.
No.
That's the gay potion.
He's not.
He needs more.
30 years old, by the way.
30 years old.
Ready?
No, he's not.
This is when I wasn't streaming.
By the way, keep in mind, guys, I'm not live right now for this.
This is Silky streaming.
Yeah, oh man.
Oh my god.
Yo, is that rage?
Bring that thick ass back here, boy.
Yo, yo.
like bro he would never do this nowadays bro because now he's dead ass dirty
okay this is a classic this is when i would just like spam voice lines etc bro
you get it you guys get it or no it's because Kanye West made a song called through the wire
Bro and max is stuck on a wire that clip actually went so viral
Okay, this was just during the subathon
This is fan, what was this called? Impractical Jogers, yeah.
We could never do this again.
I need a napkin.
My first ever need a napkin!
Oh my god, it was on adapt!
I need the cabinet.
I need a napkin.
I actually bought a napkin.
Actually
I'm sorry, but it's just so funny like really looking back like I'm sorry, bro, but like
Yeah, like I'm gonna pause a lot, but I was just too funny, bro. This was during
Yeah
Oh my god, I was on LSF for this. I remember this.
Man!
Oh, what is that?
Is someone hanging there?
YOOOOO, Lazy!
Rug just lost two sponsors.
Dude, guys, you can't say stuff like that.
Oh, by the way, Rug texted me to do something this week, or in the next couple of weeks, bro.
Maybe we'll do something like him. I do miss him, bro. Me and Rugg are gonna do something again
I gotta think of what to do though, cuz I feel like we do. We've done every day
Classics, this is when we used to make
Now Jason was dead as a curse though
Yo, this is last year's streamer games, keep this motherfucka away from me!
Cause if you want a burger, eat a burger, if you want a frisbee, eat a frisbee.
Like see, Max used to get hate for shit like this, but like bro, this is like, like classics,
bro, these are classics.
You're my best friend to cool to forget come back cuz we are family and forgive me for making you
look at those shorts those are nice actually miss Max bro
Is he okay by the way? Is he moving properly? I saw that he was moving and he needed a place to stay
But we never went to the courthouse
Hope we do a stream soon
You're the reason he left go fuck yourself
That's what he threw the phone at rolling loud
Oh my god, I remember when this came out like
Yeah, no it wasn't a thong bro just look like it
Make my shit crazy. I'll make your shit crazy. Yeah, okay when I had a buzz cut. I was a whole different person
Who you feel alive?
Bro, I just felt like I could do it.
I don't know, bro.
Cause it's not me.
It's not me.
I'm a whole different man.
It's not me.
I'm a whole different man.
You're like, what am I doing?
And then you got me with glasses, bro.
Yo, Drake.
I'm not gonna get it.
Yo, I swear to God, I need to get this guy's reaction.
This is my best friend, bro.
Holy ill.
This is Jason, bro.
This is my friend, Jason.
Oh my god, bro, this is the first time I what was this event called again?
Tch!
Oh my God, am I dumb?
DreamCon, DreamCon.
That's where I met Duk.
Let's get a photo.
Who's you?
Who's you?!
My name's Ron. Just real quick.
Thank you.
Thank you, Duk.
Duk!
Duk!
My name's Ron.
I don't know.
Duk, you don't know!
It's a dick!
It's a dick!
Aware.
It's a dick.
Aware.
It's a dick.
Oh my God!
Like this dick-rotter, Jason.
Why is there such an archie with a camera man?
Oh my god!
I feel the power in my fucking hand!
Somebody!
Spare!
Right!
Shit!
Like, I get it now, bro. I get it what y'all meant when y'all said, yeah, I get it.
Now that I think about it, actually, I don't get it because this is literally nothing has
changed.
The only thing we say differently now is just resident evil food.
Toy Frithanos, like, there's literally nothing that changed.
It's just different sayings now.
K-Zone, are you scared, you bitch?
Oh my god.
YAH!
YAH!
Oh no!
Oh my fucking god.
Boy, is it high?
Do you think you're ready?
All right.
Oh my fucking god
All right, how did this make pose with one hand? How did this make?
Where we landed that where we landed that where we landed that where we landed that
Where we landed that
Okay, I'm gonna be honest with you
This was mommy ASMR back in the day, and I was laying on the ground. I don't know. I don't know. I have no contact
This is my best this is this is best moments
Stupid shit like this is the funniest shit to me
What the fuck?
Right bro, and then that's a dab dressed up as whatever I'm whatever superhero this is bro
Nightwing bro guys news flash it was a dab
What the fuck is that?
God, piece of bacon.
Oh fuck.
Oh my god, how did he...
What's your plan for the party?
Oh my god, this is when ADAPT first started streaming.
Are you excited?
Well, hopefully we can play carnival at this party and we can bring some friends.
Yo, me and Laci did it.
Like, we're just spam buzzwords, bro.
Like, there was no...
Nothing fun...
Nothing has changed.
I'm just more and more unfunny as the years go on.
realized too late yeah we all died our hair we looked so chopped bro I miss
This is the moment we did with Pepsi, remember this?
Stop!
We recorded footage!
Run!
Run!
Actually, where are we?
Is this?
Just a bathroom at 3am.
Guys, I don't know where I am.
Papa, I'm scared if you're scared right now.
No, I used to spam that bro. What is this chop mother fucker?
Okay, not to be messy who was in bed right here. Who is that?
The Strokes of Thor!
You fucking idiot bro!
I won't win!
I'm fucking drinking my hand!
Bro look!
Oh my god!
Okay, this clip is really bad.
I actually hope, I wish this clip was deleted off the internet.
Let me run with you, I really do wish, I wish this clip right here would be deleted off the internet.
internet and it's too late bro that's too late
This is so bad bro
I almost died here bro this isn't even a funny clip
My dead ass almost died.
You're gonna get me, too.
No, you're gonna have me!
No!
Go in!
Go in!
Dude, this is the dumbest idea we've ever done.
Bro, my helmet got stuck in the frame of the tire, like, in the inside, and it was touching
my neck, like, pulling on it.
I couldn't unzip it.
Pop them.
Oh my God, it's starting to drown it.
Are we good?
I was scared?
Hell yeah, I was scared.
Yeah.
I'm gonna weird shit it up.
Did you finish the packet for the task?
You're running out of your class today.
Haha, you're so cute.
Look.
Oh my god!
Y'all are doing weird shit in the past.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Haha.
Haha.
That shit is A.R.
What?
Classic off-stream run, but on stream run to rage.
What do you want, though?
If it isn't in your ear, if it isn't in your nose,
oh, what's that down below?
It's the key.
Rate on me this.
I'm going to give you a rate on you if you solve it.
Oh, the key goes to the bottom of the pool.
Okay, okay, I'll solve it, I'll solve it, I'll solve it.
What goes up?
I'm, bro, I'm telling you, I say this every time, bro.
Like, sometimes I wish we were in Florida just a little bit
because I have really missed just being around rage.
That's like, he's just, I feel like a connection to him.
Like not in a gay way, like I just feel like,
I don't know, we bounce off each other really well.
Paula's another thing that just sounds bad,
but like, I don't know.
What goes down?
What makes you sad when you've got a frown?
What makes you have a frown in a town
that you're not used to being around?
Crocodile.
The answer was stable, Ronaldo,
because I am making you frown in a town
that you're not used to being around.
You're around with the key.
I'll be honest, bro.
I'm not taking pictures with another person, bro.
I'm literally, I'm telling you guys right now,
I'm literally done taking pictures.
I don't care who it is, I don't care.
Like only Lacey's fucking dumb ass
would buy a Lamborghini Balenciaga shirt.
Like, who are I'm done taking pictures of?
I don't care.
What's that, bro?
I don't wanna take a picture.
Oh, you don't wanna take a picture?
No, I don't.
What the heck, I wanna take a picture.
Okay, stop it.
Max, I have a new, I have a new producer tag for you.
What is it?
Fill me up with that plaque, man.
No, I'll just, I'll just get out, just get out.
Never mind, I don't want, no one's on it.
I did it I miss Max me clean up on I'll will you be my valentine I remember this oh
Yeah, I saw an edit it was like it cuts from like this and then it's like a highlight of Josh giddy
It's like a weird ass edit bro like people on the internet are so bored
Yo, not I hate to decryde him because I hate giving him credit because like it just makes me mad
Bro like but Jason lost so much fucking weight like bro. He used to have a chunky fucking face
Like I don't know how to describe you used to have like this like chunky little face, bro like
Deadass Lacey too. Well, obviously, but I'm saying like Jason's it didn't like Jason didn't look fat
But like looking back at it. I'm like, geez Louise
Here reminds me of like old Ron. You know what I'm saying like nowadays though. He's like amazing logging
But please play the clip. I did not know you were a John Star, bro
Okay, this is just literally I
I when I end stream, I would just look at who's live in the house and
I'll probably like play a video game off stream, but I just remember seeing silky live in the hallway
There's nobody in my room. It's just it's literally just me
Oh
One day, we're all gonna die what that he's not he's not lying
That's like a figure something out. I've been working on some shit, but what we can't work out in your gym with you
I'm not going back bro. I don't even think it's the slap clip like it's something different
Wait, Brad...
SUMBODY SMELL LIKE SHIT!
AHHHHHH!
AHHHHH!
AHHHHH!
AHHHHHH!
AHHHHH!
AHHHHH!
Pause it, bro!
Where's your voice? How are we gonna make a World Cup song?
Oh, Leola!
Classic!
I have met so far, it's been Kaisa Matt.
Oh, hey.
I didn't find anybody else.
Wait, where'd you meet him?
On here!
Well, I got news.
AHHHHHHHH!
You've met someone bigger.
What?
You?
Like, so fucking dumb.
Like, I'm dead ass serious.
Like, this might be the...
Dude, we were on fucking E-PAL.
It was me.
It was just me and Agent.
Bro, we were literally just playing...
Like, what was it?
Fortnite?
Dude, I can't even go on E-PAL anymore.
I'm blocked by like 100 people.
And then not only that,
But, fucking everyone just gets SPAMMED when I message them. They're like, oh, that's the streamer. That's the streamer.
Kaisenette.
Oh, hey. Wait, where'd you meet him?
On here.
Well, I got news.
You've met someone bigger!
Lakers in five. And then it's just like a clip. You guys know that clip or no.
It's really bad. It's not good.
What? You?
I FUCKING HAD IT! I FUCKING HAD IT! EVERYBODY GET THE FUCK OUT!
What the fuck?
Get the fuck out of the ground!
But fucking put the band down on that fucking ground!
Fucking...
Who gave you guys these fucking guns?
Bro, that'd be a good stream idea doing that in public.
Oh my god, that's actually a good idea me Lacey should do, bro.
Oh my god, just like, just shooting paintball gun blanks just in the sky.
I actually, at a bank, oh my cinema.
Wait, that's actually cinema.
You know what's scarier than a gun in my face?
You, just do that.
Pull on me and just put your face here.
I'm facing death, I faked my-
Holy shit, I'm realizing I lobbed so many like,
moments back in the day.
This came from me, I didn't even know this, I forgot.
three shots and three shots of every single thing that I've done and I hit my girlfriend
I never made the first shot
can we see some
fine shade these days right now?
I don't know
I'm really though
I'm looking at fine shade
hey, that's what I'm saying, we're like, that's a fucking game
you're in the room with us, you're on the side
how did you get out of it 30 minutes ago?
did you die in this hotel?
this. Oh, somebody somebody
died and like a rug is just all serious.
Like he has no clue what's about to happen.
He's just like all serious mode.
He's like, oh, my God, there's a spirit in here.
Look at the shape of Lacey.
My fucker has dream on his shirt.
This is nobody's dream to look like this, bro.
What the fuck did Roger
Oh my god, bro, we faked this punch and this went viral on Twitter. I think this had like
70,000 likes or whatever online. I think like fear buck tweeted this or something like that or yeah
I know scuba scuba scuba
It looks so real I'm not kidding
Like there's who's angle is this this angle looks way more real
Oh my god, I actually was so bad
Damn Marlin. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
The the moment that's too niche not everyone was here for this I muted that who remembers we muted the mic and
People still heard why is there a file I'm going off?
Aware actually aware
like holy nightmare blunt what is going on a picture of Lacey in the thong while also
skybury like this is just nuts like I don't know what's more nuts bro like like like Lacey
Deadass is like, I cannot believe this is a real photo.
I'm looking at it.
Oh my fucking god.
Okay, no way she's saying that.
That's like a good nude too.
Like, nude eight with that chair.
That's not a nude, okay?
That is a booty pig.
like lacy might actually have like real problems like looking like look at his
fucking face man and then he's just like
oh my god oh my god chat when I tell you it literally smells like flowers I yo
oh my god bro don't even know how to fucking express it actually smells like
flowers literally if I went and walked in the park in a fucking field full of
daisy and dandelions it smells like literal flowers
But no, don't you hear blood? It's getting tighter. You can't use your wrist. Your wrist is long.
Jason of Liberty. Statue. Stop it. Stop. Statue. Stop it. Wait. Yo, I was never here for this stream, bro.
I actually wish I was here. I was like the only one that wasn't here. It wasn't Tay. Wait, who was on some bullshit before I played this? Was it Tay?
Like who's on some bullshit, bro? Someone was on some bullshit. I remember seeing the clip
I'm this might be the clip. I just want to talk about it before just in case it is
You guys all hate period cramps
If I could bear the weight of all women of their period cramps, I would take them
in the brown shirt looked so good, the bartender would be so lucky to have him.
Like look at the lip thing bro, like congrats on losing the weight man, but the lip thing
was just in.
Like.
No, I don't remember that.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, no one's going to buy me a LeBoubile, the random box.
We're not going to do what?
It's in here?
I'll buy you one.
You bought me out, though.
Oh, it's in my hand.
Why are you so shy?
That's my what?
Right there.
Oh my god, look at Drew.
Yo.
What the fuck?
Oh my god.
Yoki deadass looks like Mario Judo bro.
Drew just looks...
That's not even funny bro, I was actually trying to learn how to do this shit and like...
I injured myself bro, so it's funny when I get injured.
Okay
Okay, who's that on the phone is that Madison beer, okay, I will let me know how to be fun
Oh my god, she got married now congratulations to Madison beer
She she actually likes my cat burger who remembers the clip who remembers the clip
Congrats
I love you bestie aware aware
Don't you wait there and say you didn't say I love you bet
Yeah, he doesn't actually like him at all.
Great, I never thought.
Officer Imran, aware.
He did, we met today.
Look at me, brah.
Like...
Well, as far as I'm classic, this was like less than a year ago.
How come I never did, we agreed that it wasn't a date?
I met you, girl.
Fuck you guys, fuck you guys, fuck you guys, fuck you guys, fuck you guys, fuck you guys.
Okay, there's a lot going on here. I'm dressed up in a dr. Disrespect costume with
Jason having a mustache and I have one sub somehow. I have one sub somehow, bro.
And then I'm running into my room with my girlfriend tickling her
Okay, this was the remake bro, this is when the trend started
Classic. Fucking hit marker. Did he?
Yeah, you did.
This piece of shit hit marker is falling on me now.
And then I proceeded to do the same thing.
My god, the best of the best.
It's actually kind of nuts. I hit marker into the same exact bend.
The dance.
What's going on with the butts against the door?
Have you ever tried Matcha?
Oh my god, this guy put in the video just to make fun of me, like what bro?
I know this, I know this is about a day.
It's like what?
You get to L.A. like you turn gay.
You get to L.A. you turn gay.
What happens Ron?
I don't drink coffee.
It's not coffee, it's like.
What is that?
Green?
No, that looks nice right here. It looks nasty. I'll try it. Let's try it. Oh, it's like when you get to LA like there's three stages you buy a
Eurus
You come gay and then you get much
Aware bro, I never said a Eurus performante though with the carbon fiber hood facts. He's right. He's right
Okay, so what how many stages what have you completed?
So I don't have a US
I watched the bitch from Alan's dick and then Alan passing a blood
Nah, Max is actually like, he looks so different, but RedDurag over here are more on
And he's smoking right after her, nigga on stream, nigga what?
And he's talking to the other shit as a fuck and she told him no, nigga
She's so mad for you, nigga
That's never happened
She's pushing out for you, nigga
Yo!
Did that ever happen?
Not what happened
Silky, doing too much!
Silky, you're doing too much!
Oh my god, classic
Classic if you know you know
Such a dick and then I kissed her
Don't worry don't worry I'm a backer I'm a backer
Yeah, if you're not invited don't go Lacey if you're not invited don't go
I'm gonna scoot back
Oh, here you go.
Oh my god.
Little reward?
My heart?
That's how it was, boy.
You're all shot.
Are you-
Ah.
All right.
Listen, bro.
What you're going to see, I was under the influence.
I was- I didn't know where I was, and it's AI generated, okay?
This is not me.
It's AI generated, but there was a frat that was shit talking me, so I did the feed.
I ordered food like an hour before this and yeah.
Don't shut the door on me.
You don't shut the door though.
You don't shut the door, I need to shut the door.
Okay, sorry, sorry.
You don't shut the door though.
Shut it, let's see who's doing it, let's see who's the alpha.
Okay.
All right.
Whatever, shut it.
See, he's still open.
We're going, we're going, we're going, we're going.
No troll.
That was the greatest fucking food I've ever ate.
I don't know what food this is.
I don't know.
He's still open.
I don't know what.
I'm gonna do a deep dive and zoom in on this and deep pixel eyes and I need to know where this was bought
That shit was act. I'm not even kidding. That just reminded me to eat food. I haven't eaten today. Hold on
I'm dead ass. No, don't be weird
I'm dead ass man. I
Got it. No, no, it's not I have to chat. I did that's after I haven't eaten today
No, that shit was so fucking good, bro. That shit tasted like actual food not no resident evil food
Bro it was like Thai food. It was so good. I'm not ordering Tel Aviv burger, bro. You fucking, oh my god, bro. You weirdo.
Lacey was huge, bro.
Come on bro, dive.
What the fuck?
I only missed a light.
Damn it, what was your bad eyes?
I don't know what it is, the vibes of summer are cool,
but my hot take here, the vibes of winter
feel so much better.
I don't know how to describe it, it just feels so good.
Like the air outside, the light looks nice,
like I don't know how to describe it bro.
Like winter time is low key way better than to me.
Like summer is cool because it's hot out,
you know what I'm saying, whatever.
It's hot as fuck out, you get to take off your shirt,
look sexy, you have a nice body like me,
you could just have everyone chasing you.
But it's too damn hot, it's too damn hot, bro.
Winter to me is just the best time.
Now going blonde?
Dude, I don't know, I really wanna go blonde, bro.
God damn.
What is Ron's best quality?
Ron's best quality is like physical or what?
What?
You should just name one.
You should just name one.
What's his worst quality?
Indian, right?
Is that what you're saying?
Is that what you're saying?
Is that what you're saying?
Is that what you're saying?
Hey!
Good answer!
Wait, what meal is that?
What is that?
What is that?
What is that?
That looks so good.
Oh my God, the Japanese wood that cost us half a million dollars to our tab, little
did we know.
God cement floors imported from fucking deep in Japan made handcrafted wow
these are probably like two million dollars on our report the tickle monster
got to him
where that kid just wanted something so I said all right fine take a chip one of
one I signed it what did I do ate it never trust hey never meet your heroes
That's it like a toy for Daniel. That's it look like a toy for Daniel.
Yo what the fuck?
That's it look like a toy for Daniel. Yo Loki!
Bro that's not an ashram. That's it look like a toy for Daniels.
Yo Loki!
A toy for Thanos.
What the hell is that?
I
Think so hard bro like Austrian you don't hug me from behind and hold my waist bro and hold my hand when we cross the street
Then we got to do another pottery
You might be slow, but at least he's stable.
The greatest fucking layup man.
Wow.
Who was there for that?
He's trying to get hay!
I don't want to be ugly.
Ew!
Oh my god.
That was awesome.
Stop.
Chill.
Okay?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What?
I was so handsome.
Like low-key pink.
I was I was really handsome, bro
Like I was dead ass like bro. I look good with other hair colors besides black
Like I feel like black is like my worst hair. I'm dead serious. Like I don't know. I just think it looks bad, bro
Too bad you let yourself go since then. Oh really cuz you're the same person that probably times I'm fat during this
No, all right, how long is this clip? Hello
Not bad
Not fucking bad at all then not bad at all dude. I'll be honest with you
We've had a lot of good moments man, but honestly, I feel like there's better moments to come and a lot of you guys are like
Oh, I missed the past and missed this I missed this whatever it might be, bro
I'm gonna be honest with you like shit is just going too well like at this point
Like I feel like I'm about to just explode randomly like I don't know
I'm gonna get like an allergic reaction to something and I'm just gonna explode. I don't know I
Don't know bro something something. What are you linking me, bro?
And I hit him on DM I met up with Kim to you a few days ago
He also lives in LA and I hit him on DM my yellow scrub lunch whatever he's like, yeah
I bet what time what place hitting with the time and place didn't respond to me
And I'm just like fuck it. I'm hungry. I knew someone's gonna go. Maybe he'll show up
This fool shows up 30 minutes late pulls up in a fucking May back
With a driver fully tinted when I was like, I didn't even see the driver. It could have been a fucking
You would have thought it was a way mo
I don't even think there was a driver in the front seat, but he got out of the back seat alone
Walked up sat down ate lunch with me didn't eat by the way. I was the only one eating
I had a fucking four course meal. He sat there and drank tap water
water, bro, hit a $40 million like drinking tap water, whatever.
We had a bottle of stills on the table.
Yeah, welcome.
Welcome to my bookmarks.
I get up to take a piss as you guys know, as you guys know, I get up to take a piss.
Walking to the bathroom.
I'm gone for two minutes.
I come back.
He's gone.
Nowhere to be found.
The Maybach's gone and the bills paid for or heard from them since kids are fucking sick.
I can't, bro.
Oh, man.
This is does good tweets.
Same haircut by the way, but the other has the power of appreciation.
That night seems like we will not be watching this, fax.
Fax.
You can send me that when...
I think the favorite edits I feel is...
I really, really like the power of the haircut edits.
That's my favorite one.
Like, why are you sharing this with me, bro?
Yo, Ron, check out Christiana Ronaldo's new post of what?
I really like this stream, what?
Phase Explorers viral abandoned tunnel.
This is one of my favorite streams.
This is when we just like found the tunnel that said help
Pro people really really thought that we faked this brother was three dogs that ran in us and this day y'all just say fake fake fake fake
But there's three dogs that got started running at us
It was actually terrifying. No bullshit. It was like three pit bulls running at us full
speed.
Ronaldo's story. Oh my God.
Yeah.
I don't even know what I'm looking at.
A Ferrari Pure Songway, a Bugatti Veyron.
It looks like this whole body is carbon.
I don't even know what this is right here.
He's on like a 296.
Is that a Bugatti, was it the Givo or whatever? Is that a speed tail?
Oh my god, a S was SP1 or SP2. What is this? SP3 and SP and then an also AMG. What?
Yo, me how? How much money does this motherfucker? This is actually disgusting.
This actually disgusting
Now I know I'm gonna leave a comment here I got it
Yo, bro would love to review your cars for a YouTube video
Love you, bro
I
Love you goat. Yeah, that's good
Yo goat would love to be across from each of you love you
You love you you are the best
Enter yes, you'll see that or no three million likes in 59 minutes
That's like stable Ronaldo type of motion.
Well, like my own comment, just so it starts getting some motion, not bad.
Not bad.
Just, is there a video of his actual car collection, bro?
Like there's no way, like this is nuts.
Do you think one day I'll have these cars chat or not?
I'll probably not.
I'll probably end up homeless on skid row.
Wait, does he have a car collection?
I still have stable Ronaldo.
Pete about ruining his digital footprint aware
Ronaldo car collection
Now there's no like actual video on car collection
Damn, that's how you know stable Ronaldo's low key getting more famous than the name Ronaldo like I come up, bro
Like low key. I'm on the same level like a little bit like a little bit like you can't lie. It's a little bit man. We're getting close
stop why did sinna call me I just realized I got a call from sinna
I look so ugly today.
Shut up, you didn't reply!
Sorry.
Hello?
You have a better good reason as to what the fuck you just did.
What?
What you just interrupted the greatest part of Disney song ever
The fuck are you saying?
Cuz you called me what oh
Tell me you have no content that time you have no content
So let me guess your foot your four days into your sub-a-thon and you're already like trying to figure out ways to just figure something to do
Yeah, I know this nothing's I've been here before I've been here
Who
More than a bad bitch to you everything like that
Well now that I think about it I might need more because like you're interrupting my segment right now
know you fucking called me did you just called me I called you an hour ago
are you talking to me yes no you just talked to me you just called me what you
kind of remind me from the blob from that one movie where he has the Jello and
He goes, like, you know, like the thing where there's hand?
Did you know I told my gym trainer
that you were gonna walk into a six pack
and he laughed and said, that's that piece of shit?
And then he walked away.
That's fine, your gym trainer is not certified for sure,
because look at the way you look.
Fuck you.
Oh, and, oh, and, oh.
For sure, because look at the way you look.
Fuck you.
I'm getting my daughter's with a bill.
Alright.
Yes, guys.
We will be there.
We will be green screening in at this point.
Free content.
Gotta see how he does.
He's talking about this blob.
What?
What I just click
What is this why is there laughing? Why okay? Why does it have two eyes?
Why does it have two eyes, bro?
That is not the real brawl. Ronaldo Corvid right here. Oh
My god for a second, I didn't know that this was fake. I'm not even kidding
Holy shit
I'm not even kidding for a second. I didn't know this was fake. I was looking at his face like his eyes and shit
Bro, is this even fake now that I think about it, bro? When are you gonna buy this? What are you linking me, bro? What?
I don't even know how to drive properly, bro. Isn't this like a manual or something like that also by the way guys
I am going to Monterey Corweak
So I probably will take off like next week like three days. Is it gonna become bad this year?
I saw a lot of people talking about this event. Is it gonna be bad?
I heard that like it's becoming like so bad because of actual streamers. No, I don't want to stream it
I don't want to stream it. I
Don't want to stream it because I it's like bro, but look look at all the cool shit
I'm gonna probably vlog it for the car YouTube for the YouTube
60's of the man here is McLean.
Like look at this shit.
Oh my god.
Like it's like a whole event.
It's like kinda nuts.
But I heard that there's like a lot of kids that ruin it.
Is that true?
I'll probably go, I'll probably do what everyone else does.
Where it's like all the influencers.
Where they go to like the In-N-Out.
And don't say classic.
It's a thing.
Okay.
Where they go to an In-N-Out, bro.
And um, they, they, they do shit there.
Yeah.
What is this?
Cristiano Ronaldo's insane car collection.
Cristiano Ronaldo has over 20 luxury cars parked in his collection and honestly, can you blame him?
The guy is reportedly taking this AI or is this real?
Looking home
$213 million every year wait, that's accurate
Someone called you out in the calm
What me when I don't respond to someone
What are you
Look Ron, I don't know why you're trolling lacy right when
Wonder who's behind this mask you matter surgery
Because I've had experience with surgeries
And when people are done with them, they need to recover and you've shown him
Not a good idea
I'm saying from experience
That's all
Like who is official eight ball did you rebrand like jeez Louise, bro
Geez Louise how many views this TikTok have wise this is like a lot or something like that
that like this motherfucker changed his whole persona. Yo, that shit has 1.8 million views already.
Yo, geez Louise. Alright, man. Well enjoy your yeah. Lacey's new tweet. I just woke up and there's
There's genuinely no way I told the doctor I had a boner.
Well, how bad is going through anesthesia?
Like, actually, I've never been through anesthesia
besides losing my tonsils.
And when I lost my tonsils, the only thing that I did
right after was all I did was eat ice cream and that's it.
That's it.
But they told me that I was supposed
to get my wisdom teeth removed.
Should I get them removed or no?
Like, I was told, stop saying, of course,
that's what you're supposed to fucking do.
Should I get my wisdom teeth removed or is it a scam?
I heard it might be a fucking scam.
That's what I heard.
I had all four of my wisdom teeth removed.
It was ass.
That's what I'm saying.
It's like, do you need to?
They told me that my wisdom teeth are like fine.
Like, I have like, okay, I know what you guys are gonna say.
You're gonna say cap, whatever it might be.
They told me that I have perfect teeth.
And I'm serious.
Like, I'm not.
Yeah, I knew this was coming.
I knew this was going to do this.
Bro, look at my teeth.
Do I have bad teeth?
The only thing is, my teeth kind of yellow now.
Are they yellow, or is it normal?
Gum recession.
What?
When I smile, I don't even show my gum.
Errrrr.
Errrrr.
There was a long time, though, where
Didn't know that when you brush your teeth you're supposed to clean your tongue for the longest time
I never cleaned my tongue and don't say I'm disgusting
Guys don't say I'm disgusting bro. I didn't know bro. I didn't know I did us didn't know bro
No, I would wake up and I'm like why does my breath smell?
aware
Wait, is this the full video of Lacey just under anesthesia? I
Survived
They will get there. It's your recovery. You're at the recovery face now.
It hurts really, really bad.
I remember I was in a chocolate river and I was floating on a cookie and it was chocolate shit.
Yeah, so I'm confused. When you go under anesthesia, do you just start talking about fucking food?
Or has he been under anesthesia for the last 20 years, bro?
The cookie that there was something, oh my gosh, my hand's shaking because it hurts so bad.
It was a chocolate river and there was cookies
No, I just want you
Cringe
Ron's calling, no I'm gonna ask him
Ron's calling, let me call Ron
I wanna talk to Ron, I love Ron so much
Ron, I love you so much
Hey Nicholas, it's me, Ron
Hey, Ron
I just wanna say it's been three years, man
I thought he was gonna, yeah, bro motherfuckers are calling me a dick if I went under anesthesia
I would hope motherfuckers like troll me bro like obviously if not been three years he's
He's gonna look back at this when he's fucking off the meds and he's gonna be like, yeah, I'm a fucking idiot.
Listen, man. I miss you, dude. It's 2029 right now.
What?
I miss a lot.
I miss the whole three years?
Yeah, GTA 6 came out.
Oh my god, GTA 6. I forgot. I have to do my GTA 5 marathon.
Should I do that when I'm back for Monorail?
I just thought about that.
That could be my first stream back because I'm taking off I'll get ready to get sad.
I'm taking off the 13th, 14th, 15th, and 16th, Aware.
I'm not fucking saying holy shit.
Yo, I've been grinding.
Yo, guys, do we have to watch that Ludwig video?
You're not my friend.
No, Aware.
Oh, the fuck he did.
I
Thanks will never win an FNCS braum I care anyone's as weight isn't it last chance qualifiers today is there anyone important that needs to play
Booga
Low-key would watch that low key
I
Clicked 30 qualified in it to land or no
Oh, I had knee surgery. I think I have a tear
I have a tear going down my leg for you laces. This is so cringe like you way away all my tears like
Whatever
My mouth is numb.
What the fuck did I get my wisdom teeth removed?
Why my mouth is numb?
Dude, I swear to God, all I remember
is laying in the hospital room, and then I just woke up.
Is that what it feels like?
I forget what anesthesia feels like.
I'm not drunk, Chad.
I literally don't remember what it was like.
I'm not drunk.
Oh my gosh, my knee hurts so bad.
I'm not cold.
That's just my teeth are jittering from pain.
My teeth, I wanna walk.
I wanna go for a run.
So once he's off this, he's gonna feel pain.
Is that what it is or no?
Like when he's like actually like out of the hospital,
it's gonna start feeling pain.
Cause when I watched Rage get his surgery,
he live streamed it.
He was like crying when he got up.
Did anyone watch that or no?
He was like crying.
No.
No.
Oh my gosh, I finally did it.
I finally got knee surgery.
Oh my God, he's on perks?
I finally did it.
It's been two years.
I'm gonna be able to play basketball again.
My hand is numb.
My whole body's numb.
What is that, what food is that?
It's not numb.
My p-
P-
P-
P-
P-
P-
P-
P-
P-
P-
P-
P-
P-
I can feel my p-
P-
perfectly fine.
P-
Oh, what is that look like a resident evil drink he actually might be retorted you it tastes like
Why don't I why am I she know El drew bro. I'll drew fix the ice. Oh
Wait, I just realized if Lacey is not gonna be IRL and what the fuck is is drew gonna become a full-time streamer
Like are we about to get a new?
Um, we're about to get a new core member. It's gonna be fucking drew wall
Wait, I just realized drew wall might be the new I
Got you guys run I'll speak for you guys yo drew
Hey, I'm live right now. I just wanted to say um, I'm talking to the cheese. I need a haircut
I was talking to the chat and
And they were like, oh, since Lacey's not gonna be here
for a long time, that they wanted you
to be the honorary core member for the next shoot.
Oh, I could join for the next shoot if they want.
Wait, do they know what the next shoot is?
I could probably fill in.
No, they don't know what the next shoot is.
It's a big shoot.
It is a big shoot.
That shoot's big.
I could fill the shoots.
Yeah, bro, and I need a new friend to hang out
within like IRL's room.
And so whenever you get back, maybe spark up.
Yeah, maybe spark up and we could collab.
We could do a little mukbang at Kane's Mukbang.
Mmm.
Not bad, that's not bad.
Not bad idea at all.
Your honorary Lacey for the moment bro, until he's back.
Wait, so are you guys coming back here?
In like four days,
cause he has to stay like near the hospital
for like three or four days just in case.
How's he doing right now?
Is he sleeping?
I just gave him a percosec.
Swear to God, swear to God.
I think we're gonna spark up later
I do a drug mukbang, but he's like five different drugs that they gave him.
Wait, so is he asleep right now?
Nah, nah, he just woke up.
He's like lowkey like normal again.
Like he's not like as drugged up.
Wait, where is he?
He's in bed.
Do you want to talk to him?
Yeah, let me see him.
Lacey do you want to talk to Ron? You said huh? Do you want to talk to Ron?
Here you go bro. Hey buddy. Fuck you. You made me think I was in a pool for three years.
How's your leg? I don't got any pain right now. I'm pretty sure I'm still on the perks.
What does it feel like right now? Nothing. Like my leg is just numb. I don't have any pain
at the moment. I'm just hungry as shit. That's what perks do. Yeah. Yeah. Hungry as shit.
Do I need like a nice steak? My doctor said I have to walk. How am I supposed to walk?
Wait, you have to walk? He said every like hour I have to get up and walk for a couple minutes
and like put pressure on it to get blood flowing. How am I going to walk fresh out of surgery?
Wait, so when are you gonna be able to walk? What did he say?
Four to six weeks. Oh, that's pretty quick
Loki no
Wait, so what so you're gonna be back at the house when?
bro listen man i'll be here waiting you know um and uh if you need anything bro you let me know
there's one thing i need and my doctor said that he said that when i get back in fully healed
that like the one thing that will release speed on my recovery is if i have somebody just give me
a nice pink GT3 RS with a big wing and carbon fiber all over it.
Damn, I don't have one of those anymore.
Wait, what?
It's not pink anymore.
Ow!
It don't have one anymore?
No, it's not pink anymore.
Oh.
You wanna see what it looks like?
Yeah.
Here, look.
Wait, when did I last take a perk? Why is it starting to hurt?
Drew smack his knee as hard as you can
What do you think of that color look I just sent your phone
Guys not leaked no one sees it besides him it looks kind of nuts though, right? Like this is like this is without a moving
Yeah, it looks pretty nuts that's sick
All right, bro. Um, I'll see you soon
Alright, fat ass, peace out.
Wait, Drew.
Yo.
Kick his knee as hard as you can.
Well, five gifted, I got you.
Right now, right now.
Now you're the five gifted cash auto.
All right, Lacey, ready?
Stop, stop, stop.
Oh, I see some.
You kick the bed, I'm laying in.
Oh.
Hey Drew's an idiot, why did he actually kick the bed?
Oh my god, is he actually a fucking burger?
Like, thank you if I get the cold guy.
Whoa, what the fuck?
Someone's robbing the house right now?
Oh my god.
you
Fuck, I thought someone was robbing me, bro!
Bro, it's just fucking door-dash!
Oh my god, bro, I can't trust nobody out here.
Although someone's breaking in my house, come to find out, chat.
Bro, it was my stupid ass, I ordered food.
But it's good eats, look, this isn't bad eats.
Hey chat, you want a bite?
You know that meme or no?
Oh, I gotta take one bite on it.
How much calories do you think this is?
Rice, beef teriyaki, and avocados.
No, like actually though, like you think this is bad for me?
I just spilled fucking everywhere.
I hate you, Scorpi.
Avocado has a lot of calories in it, but isn't it healthy because it's green?
That's why I eat green Mike and Ike's.
It's like the only candy I'll eat.
Green does equal healthy.
From that, bro, what?
Hey.
I got good news and bad news.
What's the bad news?
The good news is that we made it through surgery.
What's the bad news?
They didn't actually perform knee surgery. You have a BBL.
I had a BBL?
What would I say if I wanted to earn a feature I actually wonder oh I can't answer I
don't know I can't move I would not say anything bad bro you know what I want to
Nope, I low key want to get high surgery home right now
How to follow walk imagine I went from like five ninety six flight home. How am I gonna get along on a wall?
What even is height surgery just gonna give me band if I click this
Yes, there is surgery to make you taller.
This man went from 5'5 to 6' feet.
The surgery involves breaking your leg bones and putting you in external fixation like
so and every day elongating it by 1mm.
This process does take 1-2 years and the rehab can be rough.
It also costs $150,000.
Wait.
So they break your fucking legs?
Are you dead ass?
Why would anyone want to do that?
Does height really matter?
Like genuinely.
Let's talk about it for a second.
I would say like, it depends on what you think, like, to talk to a girl, yeah, probably girls
like taller guys, but, but are we talking about a girl or are we talking about a woman?
Because a woman will love you for you.
A girl will love you for, yeah.
Real talk though.
What's like the okay, what's like the absolute shortest you think it's like okay now it's like okay this guy is maybe really short
Don't just say my height yep, there you go
I'll say like five I
would say anything below like five six low key is kind of short but
At the same time everyone is short nowadays. I feel like I feel like I think it's in the food
I don't know, bro, no, don't question mark me, bro.
When I was a senior, stop, don't make it weird, because I'm actually being serious.
When I was a senior, everyone who was like a freshman or like a sophomore, it would,
everyone would just get shorter and shorter each year.
Does anyone know what I'm talking about?
But everyone just gets shorter and shorter by the year.
Like the seniors that are seniors now were shorter than we were seniors.
Type of day.
Because you grew up dumbass.
Yo!
Guys, I'm trying to have a conversation with you while I'm eating so I'm not just stuffing
my face like a fat slob and you guys are just like treating me like I'm dumb.
Like someone just said Bill is 17.
Look how short he is.
Yo, news slash bro.
He's not 17.
Like seniors in the 2000s with grown as fuck, now they look like femboys.
I mean, bro, that's what I'm saying, like seniors like in the 2000s, like when you look
at like old videos, everyone looks like an a fucking adult, bro.
Like everyone looks like a fucking adult.
and then you just send me this it's like
really do am i going to share it
same lines
You guys want to know what I said or should I keep it a secret till my grave?
I'll be honest with you
You guys will never know but I will tell you something I miss little Uzi Vert bro. He's a good dude
But he's genuinely a good dude
He's very nice
At least your Instagram. Sorry guys. I'm almost done my food guys a real man has to work like this
This is how a real man works, okay?
He posted nothing.
Oh my fucking god!
It's AI, educational, it's AI educational catch up.
Surgery to me is one of the most disgusting things.
I don't know how like, I don't know how people become brain surgeons or heart surgeons.
If I opened up someone's body and I saw a heart, I would actually start freaking out.
I give props to anyone who does that shit.
Bro when I see a cut on my leg I start freaking out and panicking and no, I'm not like a sissy boy
I mean, I'm not a sissy boy, bro. Oh
My god, bro
Shout out Jason, bro rice is dead ass the greatest food ever. I'm not kidding
Right, I'm dead ass this shit is just I've actually got to
All right, I'm done my whole meal. Time to work. Oh, I hate working.
What's everyone doing right now? Maybe I could play a game. Nabs, not a bad shout.
Wait, so who's playing for the last chance qualifier that's actually worth watching? Is Klicks playing?
Why do I ask the chat I just spit out food out of my mouth did I know and see that I think it landed in my water
Fuck it
Oh my name I'm not playing resident evil I already beat that game off stream
Yo it's Ron
Yo who's playing today for Last Chance Qualifiers
virus. You? Yeah. Wait, I thought you already made it to the land. Yeah, yeah, if you quality
this, don't play it in like three thousand people. How many games is it? Wait, you're,
you can't play. Why? Because you had a call yesterday. Wait, what was yesterday? The Opens
For
FNCS bro why the first thing he comes out of a knee surgery is you telling him that
clays with a fucking FNCS.
So that's what I'm understanding you think that I couldn't win an FNCS right now or I
couldn't qualify.
Yes I wouldn't put no joke a lot of fucking money on the fact that you wouldn't qualify
in a top 50 format.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Dude, you couldn't even get plays to carry you?
Yo, yo, yo, Lays had to carry your own fucking camera man?
Out in the West, by the way.
How did the players chat?
They were even have fucking hands?
They didn't even have that feet?
Dude, I'm not lying.
You gotta stop dragging this evidence, yes, when from 2018, dude.
Like, you gotta stop thinking like it's like a good old days
where you have fucking an unknown army breath.
But real shit, you want everyone to play it up in CS?
I'll only charge you 100 grand.
You're not even worth you're not even worth a fucking big mac like
Clicks there's no world where I would ever play ever
Oh one be one right now guys guess what I would but I don't even have for tonight installed
Yo, um, is it raps for me to get an icon skin?
What
Right now I'll mute
I
What they told me they wanted to give you an icon skin
But they realized that for the skin to look exactly like you
It would need to be like a socket character
Instead of an actual icon skin, bro
Hey, I mean this in like a negative way
They totally work for word that maybe like a
Real combo view
Copy-paste your Iro image that is a hitbox that's never been done before bro. That's like that see anything added in the game
But it's a tip from the side to see you bro. I'm not gonna lie
No, bro, like yeah
You got burger on your backpack or something. Yeah as a sidekick that can be met up. You're almost on that
Okay, yeah, okay, so who's playing today is it worth watching?
No, no, no today's the easy day you should watch finals when it's finals
10 days 10 days
Yeah, how was it called last chance qualifier more like multiple chance qualifier?
Like what?
Wait, when is the land I kind of want to go to it
Inside of the land, I think they would do that.
I think if you asked them, they would do that 100%.
Where is it?
It's in Belgium, Belgium.
September 28th.
It's in Belgium?
Is that Italy?
Are you fucking stupid?
No, bro, it's like Brazil or something.
Where's Belgium, chat?
Where's Belgium?
Yeah, it's September 26th or 27th.
It's in Germany.
It's not Brazil, it's...
Oh, nine.
Oh
Nine way that means no way
Wait, is it France or is it Germany?
Wait Belgium is its own I thought it was a city
Oh my god, I would actually go okay if fortnight Dennis would fly me out on God
I would go and I would go I would go to for tonight and then I'd go meet O.N.A.
Schnitzel what did you say actually peak what the fuck did you just say
why don't I see yes you think they would fly me out like a bad bitch or no
they would pay you big bro I am talking for for an hour now we would pay you first
fucking class we would get you a booth there on the stadium to watch we would
Can you ask us to hire us in the practice room?
Yes, we would do that for you.
Should I?
For four and a half, because if y'all don't fucking do this,
you guys are actually idiots, full fucking idiots.
Should I call Julia?
Yes, yes, bro, I swear she would get very excited, dude.
I think, um.
Okay, man, should I call her on the street for a bit?
I think, um.
I think, um.
Wait here, wait, meet her shit real quick.
I mean, I'm just gonna call her. I'm gonna call her right now. Fuck it. What's the worst
She's gonna do say oh you're on stream not doing
Chad do I call the fortnight person? Oh man, this could be bad. What if she doesn't pick up?
Oh, yeah.
Oh.
Hey, Julia, I'm live right now.
Oh, got it.
Real quick question.
I kind of want to go to the land and I heard it's in Belgium.
Can I come out there? Am I invited or?
That's a good question. I'm not super connected to the land this year, so I'm not totally sure, but I'll find out and let you know.
Okay, yeah, I mean, you know, it's okay if like, you know, if you guys have an extra booth or something, maybe, or just like a commentary area or just, you know, something, I mean, you know.
I think that would be so fun. We would love to have you wherever we are going.
Yeah, on some PR or some real?
No, yeah, of course.
Because I really, I actually really want to go and I think that'd be super fun and yeah, it'd be really cool.
Great, let's connect about it off stream.
Okay, awesome. All right, thank you.
Okay, cool. Thanks, Ron.
Right.
Oh
Oh no that PR though, like I couldn't tell okay, so she said let's connect off-stream
She said we would love to do stuff like invite
No, I'm not getting a sidekick I see. I she said that I'm allowed to come out there
I
Asked about going there and like having a booth potentially she said yeah, we could talk about it off stream
Yo
Yo
Is there a lot of people that go to lands in Europe though for fortnight?
Yo, it is it's already sold out by the way. How many people?
Yeah
That's cap. No way was ten thousand people
Maybe 10 is a cab maybe four how much we just last one was sold out how many people was it in Paris wait it is
They're saying it's 15,000
8.5 K sold out last wait 11 K wait everything 11 K was give me a number
11 K. I see a lot of leavens. I see 15,000 in my chat
Yeah, a lot of people aren't go bro. Like it's actually like we got booed last time all Americans got booed
Bro, so intense. Wait, well I get booed for just being there cuz I'm American
No, no, no, cuz like it's the walkout. I have a 15
Like when you walk out like usually like the friend the Frenchies they like fucking boo us muck a lot
Oh, bonjour. Yeah, bonjour. See senior. Wait, so who's going to the land this year?
Every pro except mr. Savage as of right now aware
Every other product, you know, I would assume
Monroe's not
Here where savage soap savage could call savage has ten days eight ten days savage to call
Wait, so what if I what if I just qualify?
Hey, I'm gonna catch you there, right?
Hey, you have a good streamer, right?
I'll fucking play with you and carry you, I'll see you.
Alright.
I'm gonna call Junko real quick, maybe meet him and go out together?
Thoughts? Thoughts? Thoughts? Thoughts?
Oh my god, I have a cinema stream, wait, watch this, hold.
He needs to pick up the-
Wait.
What does he do?
He is ass
Why does he always stick his
Hey, Ron, it's me dude nice clutch. I'm watching right now. Hold on the delay
Hold on wait for 1v1. Can he clutch? Can he clutch?
Aware
Yo, I'm thinking about going to the fortnight event in Belgium. I'm wondering if you want to go with me
It's in my birthday. I can't do it. No
Oh god
Yeah, it's in September 26 27 and that's my birthday, but I'm gonna watch it. I'm gonna watch it from home
No, why don't we just celebrate your birthday out there?
Celebrate my birthday in Belgium and then mean you meet up with own a pixel. He's right around there
Bro only pixels in like Netherlands Chad. Yeah, that's near
run, run, um
On my birthday. I'm gonna be with like my mom and stuff bro. Yeah, but what's more fun being with your mom and your family being
With stable Renault on own a pixel
What do you think bro? What do you think bro? How you been bro?
I've been good, bro. I've been good, man. I'm about to watch Tyson. I go to the
I'm about to watch Tyson. I go to the diamond gym and I think you should too
So you can know what you're gonna be working with cuz you're gonna be going
Yeah, bro, we ties going live on the diamond. Yeah, I think right yeah, is it today? I think
I think it's gonna be in like they're saying 45 minutes
okay I'm probably gonna watch that too guys see how he does you want to get a
call yeah I think neon who else shot I think did speed go
730 ETS bad on the watch that too, bro. Ron this plant seeds run solo during the champ
I have a 1.4 KD right now
Wait, how many more until you get to champ?
I'm diamond five. I need a long ways to go like a long way. Is it even hard to get the champ nowadays?
Bro Ron, I'm diamond five right now, which the lowest tier of diamond and that's point eight percentile point eight
So it's really hard
Damn stomping me easy stomping probably what I got there already low-key
No, we know he wouldn't have he would have played for one hour and 20 minutes and wouldn't have gotten a single fucking kill
Not a goal single kill, bro. He wouldn't get a single one. That's what happened
All right, well, maybe we'll y'all see you in like 45 minutes
I'm gonna watch you play one
Let me see what you got
Yeah, you want to call
If he walks in on this, I have a seat for him.
No way he didn't hear my love, you Elron.
It seems to be even good.
Like, I don't know, Ramos succeeds.
Like, let me see how a diamond plays in a champion lobby.
He's gonna come below me.
Let me see this shit.
This game is way too slow for my ADHD, bro.
I have, like, severe ADHD.
No, I'm being serious, chat.
Where I can't let, ooh, good aim.
What the fuck?
That's case, that's case, that's case.
Niiiice! Come on!
Bro, my stats are actually fucking unreal.
Bro, why are you going through your stats mid-route?
This is solo queue while getting stream sniped and team killed.
Like, how big is my penis? Maybe it's not four inches after all.
Off the road, baby.
Alright, that's enough of him.
Bro, I want to install a fortnight, but if I click install my whole stream might get explode. Should I try clicking it or no?
Should I try clicking it just to see?
Ron is this you
What are you sending me number one, no, that's not me number two, I'm afraid of watching this
I don't know what you just sent me, bro
Okay, I watched it. It's literally it's literally just three kids. Just
does this look like me fucking idiot?
All right, I'm gonna try to click this, bro. Let's see if it makes me lag ready.
Chat let me know
Stop spamming F. I could see if it asks
Outloads be ready
Hold
Oh wait, it's good wait, jeez wait it actually works
Not bad NT bro or NB not bad guys I could see it's not effing dead ass
It's just installing at a snail's pace, right? This isn't bad performance, bro. Play the games
Eid played on Fortnite? What? Yo, shut up about my fucking shit crashing! Shut up! Jesus fucking
If grocery shoppers buy a brand new peaceful state, what could I do in the meantime, Chad?
We got about like 40 minutes
What can we do in the man? Yo, hey this fucking thing of me IRL Lays are you here?
Lays
Maybe bring up
No, it's not
Not
Wait, Chad, Loki, you're right.
Wait, Chad, Loki, you're right.
Alright, maybe it is that thing.
You guys are right, alright.
LACE!
Can you bring up the Samson?
When in doubt, check out the house.
house can I get a retweet can I get a retweet I miss you
Betsy Betsy one is the next time you're gonna come over when you just open
chat POV you're Ron and Betsy you're just opening up packs together building a
house while also doing a mukbang while seeing if you can get a PSA, 10 SpongeBob popsicle
stick. Oh, and then all of a sudden when you eat the popsicle stick it cuts to just you
underground with with SpongeBob background in the back rooms of 3am. Oh my god. And
then you drink the SpongeBob potion and you go. Oh my god. It's actually peak. It's actually
peak. It's actually peak. It's actually peak. You know, Pepsi, bro. I'm scared in the chapter.
scared me, Pepsi, Lays, Call of Duty? Nabs? Lays! Should I call Lays or do you think he's coming?
Let me call him.
Your call has been forwarded to voicemail. The person you're trying to reach is not available.
At the town, please record your message.
What's up, dude?
Chillin'?
How are you?
Chillin'?
How are you?
Chillin'?
Did you miss me?
Yeah.
Did you miss me or no?
Yeah.
We don't talk anymore.
We don't talk anymore.
It's a good one, bro.
We don't talk anymore.
I like you.
Get out of here with that.
Dude, let me just take a look at you.
No.
Why?
I don't feel like having fun anymore.
Alright, I got to pee. Hold it down.
Alright, bro.
Straighten your head.
Don't pee. Go fast in my penis.
I'm getting serious now.
Freak!
It's a trick or two!
Is it good?
I gotta turn the back on.
What just happened, bro?
Are they good or no?
The other thing is mad pixels.
Oh my god.
More dead pixels?
Oh my god.
No, it's the same.
Oh my god, there is.
There's two.
There's one at the top
and one in the middle, bro.
Oh my god.
I need...
What are these?
Oh shit.
Wait, did you put your penis?
Wait, did you put your pen in there?
I'll tie my shirt.
There's no pixel when you put it on 75 though.
No, no.
It's only on one old target.
Also, we're just gonna light-rib him so I can show it.
And you might as well just have to do back up now.
What is it?
Fuck.
Nah, this is just horror ones.
They can just deal with the dead pixel.
Bro, we're gonna be kites tonight. I'll watch Tarzan soon.
I actually see the dead pixel. It looks like a bug's following you.
yeah
By brother was like shit
Yes, bro look at it
Why are we still in the house?
Nothing, bro.
You don't even hear it?
No.
Oh, I see.
We have an event now.
What exactly is that?
Is this the new tech to make the household that we can't have people see in the middle
of our house?
Captain, the first time, also, apparently we might be getting hit in here.
Don't take it off, sir.
Well, there's some flies following me.
You know, Martin's room is dead.
I have to fuck... No, this is cold as shit.
I throw the call. We're never going to get him.
Let me fix you.
Oh my god, holy shit, how long do I get to get a louse for this?
It's a good hour.
How long do I get to get a louse for this?
Is it a fucking thing?
An anus.
All right, we got to get out of my car, I left my keys in it.
I'll put it up here while we stop clean.
Ooh, did you see the motors?
No bullshit, you're not gonna say that shit.
Fuck no, there's really no way.
Should we split it down the middle?
I'm done.
All right, there's 20 to 10, how can we split this?
Yeah, give you the 10.
It's okay.
It smells good to me.
I don't think I know what to do.
That's a come up.
Yeah, just give me that.
If we don't take it somewhere else, we'll...
Is that like actually though?
Yeah, but what do we have to do?
We'll keep the right thing to do then.
Straight into the pocket.
Yeah, bro.
Plus, it's still open to that 6-pack.
Let's see how the, oh my fucking god,
my mind's outside now.
I can't even see it so bright.
It's all cleaned up.
I gotta get my keys out, bro.
I gotta get my keys out so no one comes to the courthouse.
There's another Trojan horse, and it steals my car.
Oh, this is fucking nice.
Oh, it smells like Thanos.
Oh, shit.
Careful, don't put your hands on that, bro.
See if there's anything in there.
No, you did.
Look, you did us.
Wait, did he take it?
Yeah, he did.
It was like the package, right?
No, I think that way.
Hey, you left this.
Oh, yeah, that's fine.
that this in a sammy
and i have these shoes in here that i never fucking pushed
that's how to text message
I
Do something you're live
Here's another thing
Just don't show the tires in case something takes me to the queue with the dinner yesterday
What was the demon's oh wait, oh I get exactly what you mean by
What is it, kitty?
It's got trouble, I guess.
I got to figure something out off stream.
For what?
You put $20 left.
Oh my god, check out my plants, guys.
My plants are dead.
Yeech.
2016 hair.
Where's that meat?
No, I'm dead ass.
Seriously, look at this fly's falling like me, bro.
I look like I smell that.
Sound good. Oh my god, my whole mountain
What the fuck
It just spilled everywhere
My fucking lip, it just it looks like I just jeez on my head
Spreaded the fridges on me
Is there any cancer inside my cup, Leslie?
Probably not. I mean maybe. Maybe I'm gonna swallow it off.
Is that possible?
Oh.
What is this? Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh, it's not coming off.
What is this?
Why don't that be metal?
It's not coming off.
It's not coming off, oh my god, it's actually not coming off, what?
Is this like glue to my skin?
It's not coming off my hands, bro.
I'm dead, I seriously, I feel it.
I hate working my god.
It's hot.
Oh, it's hot.
It's hot.
What?
Is there flies?
I mean, yeah, but...
More than you see that.
Just kidding.
Alright, so the RIP, my fucking teller,
I got turned into fucking cum.
Like, it's literally just dead, bro.
Is that still?
Maybe 7 ounces for him.
Alright, so what other contents do we have on the way?
Hey y'all, anything here today?
Marlon, I haven't seen you in weeks, but I see you have started to agree, the gap has
disappeared.
I don't know where Jason is.
Sophie?
Sophie!
Oh, she's here.
this is the present.
dead out there.
Whatever, bro.
Maybe actually, maybe we can do a stream where we air BNB across the world,
man, you know, we go to every single state and we just go experience the
world. Could be the life, but we drive to it.
We drive, we go, we go here to what's on the West Coast,
where we drive, Washington, then we go to Seattle,
and then we go to fucking what's on the top Montana.
Then we go to, what is it? West Virginia, just on the west?
Uh, what else?
How are we going to go to Nevada?
Yeah, that's it. Oh! Feels like a hundred degrees here.
Why don't you show that up? No wonder a bird who dies.
Feels like a hundred. Nice.
Nice.
I
See
I said yeah, he's done. Yeah
No, he feels like even if he does like what's he gonna do his handicap I actually
You're crippled bud
All right, well
Because there's nobody here, so.
For now, it's just me.
And that's it.
Once again.
Actually, I think there's a flat-ball in there.
I'm not even kidding.
It actually looks like I smell.
Like, do you see this shit?
Oh, it died.
The camera died, I think.
What, F?
Nice.
I don't know if that's a fucking mistake.
Oh nice, Fortnite is paused that whole time, it wasn't even started.
It was literally paused the whole time, it wasn't even started.
What were you trying to get for?
Oh, I was trying to get for it to play, so that we could end up playing in the after custom
night list by the gym.
This is evil, I'm dead out of stairs.
Okay, I'm gonna click resume and we're gonna just go back to doing what we were doing before.
Go ahead bro. Ask me questions.
Tov bro, I'm your boyfriend. Go ahead.
Entertain me.
He's late.
Talk to me bro.
You talk about get off my phone, make content.
Yeah bro, there's no content to be made.
do around the house a fucking mukbang
nice what's up with you talk to me about your life
Jane working on a Kirk and hard to hardly Kirk and Jesus like that no that's
doesn't look like that's a bk before Kirk they said I want I saw a comment it
was like stable in order one of insist bk and then it's a part of the season
before yeah I'm like all right guys yep we're starting to run out of content
online. That's good. So what other things have you been
happening? That's it, man. Playing the game, working hard.
Oh, go buy a new stream phone on stream. So guys, you want me to
go to Best Buy? That's 30 minutes away, buy and then basically
just come back another 30 minutes. Like, are we at a new
fucking? No, we must go fucking finished as well. That was
you do right now? So we just finished off this phone? I mean,
I mean, I was thinking when you were just nailing on your phone, I was just gonna throw it like as far as I could
But like I don't
Can we now get rid of the flies? No, fuck no
Why don't we try cleaning?
We try this maybe we try putting in the dryer
All right, so you leave cold water or hot water
All right, yeah, hold on do you think cool or a hot water?
Hot
Okay, so there's the fly all these mad flies in the sink. Oh my god
I'm gonna put you guys under okay
There's no wife that's what these are good I
Alright guys, here you go, ready?
Is it good? Oh my god, wait!
No, it's still...
Oh my god, it's actually still there.
Okay, no bullshit, what if I slam it super hard?
Like you didn't get all like
No, the fly's still there. He's calling my phone
What's up, dude
Okay, hello there
Oh shit
Wait when did you get the post?
Those are kind of nice
Dude no way you win ways tonight on that she hard bro
Dude I kind of make it gross
I don't even know if my stream is working.
Alright, we're gonna try something different now.
This is the spike on the ground!
Okay, three, two, one.
Is it good?
No, it's like bears still, you see it?
It's one though, no it's two.
It's still either either right. It's still how the fuck do I change it?
Come on, I cracked the fool
Oh, what do I do? It's like unlimited reconnecting others and the phone's actually
The phone is that I broke it like what do we do? Where is it? Wait? Wait? Wait?
We go to the bottom. I'll stand for about me throw it down here. Wait wait ready tell me where the pixels are is it this one
catch just the whole fucking screen also is it that is I mean it's all about
this that does nothing that is nothing I literally does nothing that does nothing
that is like on side partly okay so I think it's because there's it's cracked
right here so what if I clean it all
Wait, what is it?
It's right here.
Okay, hold on.
What is it, mate?
They're saying maybe microwave it.
Okay, I have an idea. I'm gonna put it in the laundry machine, come on.
Alright, come on, let's move.
It's actually a good strap. You think so? Yes.
What kind of shit do you think it is?
Okay, there's nothing in here. Wait, this one's a dryer. Is this one a dryer? Yeah.
Oh, this is a silky shirt.
It's only two hoodies though.
Oh, it's fine.
This is all his stuff right here.
I'm just going to put it on top anyway.
Sped equals funny.
Yo, guys, I'm trying to fix my fucking camera,
and you guys are calling me names.
How about we try to spread some positivity?
Yeah.
Wait, they're saying this can explode.
Can it actually explode?
Stop it if it starts to get weird.
What's the worst thing that happened to her?
We turned on the hose.
What the fuck, I just drove a little bit.
They're saying GG.
By the way, everybody go into a look at that one.
Look, you leave your earbuds in there all the time.
If you ever want to take a look at that thing, it's impossible.
Are they good?
Does it work?
No, it's not working.
Wait! Oh god! Oh no, I thought the one would disappear.
Oh, it's still two.
Oh my god.
Now what do we do?
Because microwaving this is not going to fix it.
I know microwaving is not going to fix this.
I can't we'll get fans there's got to be something in here we can use
I don't know if I try to...
No, there's still a fucking thing.
Is it one or two?
No, it's only one.
Bro, how do you get rid of this? Is it just broken?
Should I put it in the potato gun?
That'd be good.
That'd be a bomb.
You could just start banging it.
There's two flies.
Peek.
Wait, what if I try to snap the phone now?
Oh no, you still have a fly on your face though.
No, wait, watch out. There's a fly ball here. It's right above you. It's right above you. It's on you. It's on you
It's on you
Bro don't look to your left
All right, well that's looks like the end of this let's see how much my fortnight's installed
Love bra all we wait boy Baylish. Let's hurry to chat look at all them. Let's do the lucky viewers
Oh
Back at point is no finger at me. That one's a dog with a heartbreak
That one's a why you fat?
That was a sub thank you for five months. Fuck you that was a cat dancing
That guy said snipers only
That guy's giving me strokes I
I just saw a picture of I think of a sub. I think you're wrong sub and it's much appreciated
That's not okay. That's edited
All right
Yo, by the way, I'm studying
I'm just letting you know
This is gonna be a test I know bullshit
No, I'm saying like if Kai goes to the gym on streams and are seen on stream and they make the camera guy work out
We're going I want to see I want to see die
You're gonna die there. No, I'm gonna make sure you die
Five matters. Okay, let me set up my queen screen here
Okay, I don't know yeah, you hold this like a big hole that I pitch the phone to you
I don't know.
Okay wait, what's the worst that could happen?
It like breaks something.
Maybe we should do it towards the couch though.
Or in the hallway?
Just, oh yeah, actually.
Okay.
Maybe like in the open room?
Maybe...
This could really break it though.
Okay, maybe right here.
So it's not like...
Alright, you stay right here.
hahahaha
heyyyy
swing batter batter batter swing batter batter
swing batter batter
hahahah
it's broken
it's broken
it's so broken
oh my god
oh my god
wait
the screen is leaking
is it good? I can't see
I can't see
I can't see is it broken? Oh my god. No
My god, it's still on it's still on
How is it still on bro? It's a black screen for me. I can't even show you guys it
bro it's a fucking black screen I can't even see anything it's just they're
saying one of the flies disappeared wait
Can you see? I got a gun.
Oh my god, we won this one!
Oh my god, we gotta go again here.
I still need a phone. You gotta get this in the car.
Okay, but...
Oh, you can't hear shit. You can't hear shit.
It's not even a baseball player for real.
All right, well we don't know if it's working because it's it's black
Can you explode? Wait, it's still working
Hey, point it out. Oh, it's so falling me
oh my god there's another one oh my god there's a new challenger oh my god bro
No, these guys are great.
Oh no, one final send off.
Go fuck yourself!
Oh man, I think he did die.
Oh, it did die.
I'm gonna grab it for the same coin.
Alright.
Ugh.
Well.
That phone's fucking broken.
Oh, the fly's gone!
Nice, guys.
Ugh.
Uh...
Oh, mom.
Oh, mom.
Oh fuck, the $15,000 Chinese wood imported straight from China.
Wait, it's still working!
They're still...
Bro, it's like this to me.
Wait, let me see it.
Look at the screen, they're good for you.
Oh shit, chat, look at this.
Dude, the phone, it just deadass...
Like, it just deadass was still working.
It's dead ass is not I
As one GI way for Gilbert
You want to fuck around right
Where should we go? I can't even Amy. Where were you thinking?
Well, I'm the concrete somewhere, I think it's in the patch.
Let me see how far, I don't throw it like a football.
Like this.
Okay, one, two.
It definitely exploded.
Oh my god.
Okay, this right here, I love this right here.
Like, whatever this is, I really like this.
Like, this is my favorite thing right there.
Like, I just want to have this forever.
Maybe I'll see you around?
Yeah, bro.
Maybe, just maybe.
Here, you want to hop in this, maybe?
Oh, okay.
But you got to stay, like, under this, though.
Because, like, we don't really fix.
You got to, like...
I don't want to crowd.
I know, we have to.
Okay, this right here. Oh, this is good. This is good. I'm done with this. We need more of this in the courthouse.
Hey, you can come over whenever.
I'll see you a little bit.
Alright, maybe up there. Maybe I'll find one more.
Yeah, I'll see you.
He hit my card in the hall like a child of leaves.
Oh shit.
Oh fuck.
Oh yeah, now I'm not gonna lie.
Okay, so I've been thinking about this for a long time.
I've been wanting to buy this.
Like, I'm gonna say it's the most, the craziest thing I've ever purchased in my life.
Put a picture of like an SVJ behind me y'all.
That's probably what they're supposed to do.
Oh shit. I forgot my Arizona, the Ocuay.
chat is Jinx he's still playing what the fuck he's our walk-in league
Chippo finish oh geez Louise I hate this guy I hate this guy leaves the net
concedes a goal votes to surrender steals my shot when I have an open net for
the first time all game hey bro it's me Ron and then gets dunked on and almost
concedes again wait chat when is he supposed to be going live soon right
This guy's so fucking ass.
Who's got so much fucking ass, huh?
That's a deer.
Come on, that's a deer.
Who's got so much fucking ass?
There we go.
Come on.
Okay, I'm coming.
There we go.
Okay.
It's not over, man.
Come on.
It's not over until the 580 sees.
Win that.
Give me a good challenge, you fucker.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Give me a good challenge, you fucker!
Shut the fuck up! Nobody gives a fuck about you!
Alright.
Fuck us.
Yo bro, can you see me?
Hello?
Rage!
Rage!
No
I use a fucking came out employee day, what?
No, no fucking way as well
And who met you with the 50s oh my god fuck she's a lady you so much Norway and he met you with the
50 gift is from each of you how many give them I get so much
For two days to
I'll send you some dates. I think we should you should go home at the same time like I'm not home
Yeah, let me know like if that's a good deal
$600 a month plus keep the change on anything under $5. I think that's great
personally and I don't need too much like I'm only gonna need you like
sometimes I'm very self-sufficient I know how to do my my whole shit I know
how to I got door that I can pass my shit off whatever you know but I just
I just want to get into it because I'm big. Please, please, please.
Yo, bro, come on. Let's let's do this.
Yes, so I think I'm dying by one.
Chad is Ron ready? Is Ron calling it?
Yo, it's me, Ron Dale.
Yo, it's me, Ron.
It's me, Jinxie, bro. You ready to watch this?
Yeah, Jinxie, make like, okay, go full cam.
Go in discord or in stream?
On your stream, on your stream, go full cam.
And make like the facial expression
like you just hit the craziest shot on Rocket League.
Why?
Just do it, just quickly.
Why, why did I do that?
Why
Bro why not the bro. Hi, buddy. You're in your losses or no
But what are you doing over there you psycho?
What are you doing yo, I'm letting you know right now by the way just so you know and I don't care what you say now
You're stuck in this
Depending on how good he does. Yo, we're we are going you again. You're gonna go. Okay. I don't care
Bro, if there's no punching it, there's no nothing, bro. You're going
Bro Ron
Can I tell you something bro? Oh brother here he can check here we go
I'm afraid
Like dude, I'm afraid bro. I'm scared of the diamond gem you win chat. I'm a loser
I'm scared. I don't know how guys about to do this. I'm scared, bro. I don't want to go I
I don't want to go bro, it's scary guys. I'm like I'm just scared
Yeah, but think about it imagine how much of a fucking manual bit like you get out of that gym
What if you punch unke in the stomach?
Yeah, and then he throws me through a glass window. Why would I punch unke bro? He could like eat me
I'm like a potato chip to him
Bro run if you go bro, I respect you man. I already win. I don't suspect
Know but like y'all did like six out of time bro. That's easier. That's easier like unbiasedly bro
If you go one guy if you go one guy you get focus bro unks up your ass all time. Is he right hard focus?
Yes, bro. If you go one you get hard focus
Bro, I've watched people go like you know William Tennyson chat will Tennyson I watched his whole video
Solo so our stations whole video. I went solo be way harder
Bro, think about it, bro, because instead of them having to worry about six people, they
worry about one guy.
Like I don't know what Kai's gonna do.
If Kai goes solo right now, it's gonna be way fucking harder.
Like they're gonna be on him.
I think he is going.
Is he not?
Yeah.
They're gonna be on him.
On his ass.
I'll be honest with you, right?
I think if we both went though, they would be nice to us.
Like, Adi already told me that if he sees you that he's gonna punch you, but that's besides
the point because he said you're a pussy or something like that but I think I think we
should go I think we should go so Ron I'm watching a clip of one of my mods you sent
to me why are you twerking on my penis bro in this clip why are you twerking on my penis
with like the widest smile of all time wait wait go back to the freeze frame I didn't
see it I didn't see it it's it's bro it's right hold on it's right here look back to
the free stream right and see it
are you doing it again
rose stop you fucking lunatic
what's wrong with you rose stop
psycho
your brother do you enjoy streamer games bro yes bro i saw you say that you
were shy bro if i knew you were shy would have made you done more bro
there's no reason to be shy man if you're hanging around your friends
No, I'm not like Ron. You have like no social anxiety. No, I'm not shy around you guys, bro
I just bad at like meeting people bro. I'm not I'm awkward
Introduce myself to people bro. You're not awkward. Yeah, I am awkward bro. Trust me, bro
You have like no social anxiety, Ron
You're like you're like because I think everyone just views me as an idiot
So I'm not just being myself, which is an idiot and it's like what's the worst that's gonna happen someone doesn't like me
Okay, how the fuck am I supposed to like everyone? I don't even like myself
What if I say right way I forget right bro forget that's a good quote
He's right bro, he's fucking right bro Ron
I think I'm gonna hit 11 million followers in twitch either today or tomorrow
I'm gonna hear your way. Oh my god. I'm 19. 19 K away. Oh my god. Everyone unfollowed Jinxie right now
Stop bro. What the fuck? No
Oh, Chad, don't do that, bro, please.
By the way, this brings me to my next point.
Chad, if you're in YouTube, guys,
go to Twitch and follow up, bro, please.
Just, you don't even have to walk, bro.
I just feel like we're so close.
Bro, I don't know, I'm 19,000 away
and we got 7,000 so far today since we went live.
You know how insane that is, by the way,
that you have almost 11 million people
who clicked on your Twitch channel and then clicked all of?
That's gotta be like-
Hold on, 200 people just on follow up because, okay.
Bro, Ron, what the fuck, bro?
What the fuck?
No, bro, I know it's actually, okay.
You know what? Jesus Christ.
Another hundred people just unfollowed.
Bro, it's actually insane, bro.
I don't understand.
Bro, Ron, can I tell you an actual, like,
true story when I was in high school?
No.
Go ahead, bro.
Bro, when I was in high school,
my dream, like my dream scenario,
when I, okay, I can't even look at this screen,
but they just keep unfollowing.
Don't actually unfollow follow them guys also while you're at it guys. We're about to hit nothing. No goal. Can we all follow me too?
Yeah, I think you'll hit 11 million tonight. If you don't end your stream. No bullshit
I know I know I know I'm gonna probably watch Kai's thing and then I'll see how close I am
But maybe I'll get it tomorrow for sure. I don't know I'll be live for like two more hours, so we'll see I don't know
You saw the the thing that you announced bro. I'm excited for it chat for anyone doesn't know Jinx
He's doing a rainbow six siege tournament on what day?
August 11th with exclusive black ice alpha or not sorry. Oh my god. Let me not be quarter wrong here
Exclusive alpha pack drops with the new colored black ice is introduced into the alpha packs and every streamer streaming the tournament
Ron is one of them will have exclusive black eye or not. I keep saying black ice fuck exclusive alpha pack drops
No, August 11 to be to run who do you want your teammate to be bro?
Do you want me to put you in a team with light? I have a lot of viewers. I just run ads all the time
Run run who should I put your teammate with?
Listen to me the players. All right, I'll tell you the players you tell me who you want on your team for the tournament
Bro, all right, here we go from the top. This is the confirmed players so far
Rekai
Why'd you laugh Rekai agent Senna
XQC, Joe Bart, Jason DeWine, Lacey, Ray, Sketch, Jshock, KDV.
Those are the confirmed 13 people right now, not counting yourself.
Who's the best player on that?
Probably Rekai.
You just actually lied.
You just deadass lied.
No, probably Rekai, bro.
Rekai is not the best R6 player.
Top three players there, bro. I'm gonna be honest. Oh, I think moist is playing too. Wait, hold on
Let me see if moist text me back. I don't know put me whoever you think but the team's gonna be fair
Or is this gonna be some overpowered shit?
Teams is gonna be fair. I'm gonna make teams balance this shit. I'm gonna make teams balance this shit, bro
Oh, I forgot to get my food chat off the counter. Oh my god food sounds so good. I just ate the shit ordered again
Just to watch something like if fucking just free reacts
Bro, did Kygo live yet or no?
Not yet?
Alright.
Ron, I'll be back, bro.
Chat, this is a Ron takeover stream, guys.
Ron takeover.
PRV.
Um...
Uh...
POV.
You're a skin.
Wait, have I switched to my ingest so his chat can see it?
P.O.V. You're a skin in the item shop that's waiting to be bought because no one buys you.
Anyone want to buy me?
I don't want to buy me I'm only I'm only 2,000 v-bucks
Well, 2000's too much, okay POV, you're on a building.
Hey yo, it's me, Ron, I'm on top of a building.
Yeah.
you
you
you
you
you
And it makes you dehydrated.
makes you tired and it makes you feel broken.
That's the first thing that they make you do.
Yeah, but I believe you got this guy.
Bro, I believe, bro.
Listen, Chet, the other thing is I haven't muted
because of music, by the way, because of YouTube.
I wear. Sorry, Chet.
Sorry.
Bro, Ram, did you see Lo's text in today?
Did you see?
Yeah, and then we responded in three seconds
and he hasn't responded.
You know, I didn't even make the fucking message.
The thing about our group chat with those guys is me and Ron will text 25 times, Los will
text once a week, will instantly respond, and then we'll get a response 9 days later.
So they told me that when he eats food, he's in a food coma.
Well, I don't think that happens, but Jack, the thing is, bro, look for the chain-together
marathon probably February 20 27 after Super Bowl because Los
literally responds once a month. Like I don't know what to
say. This is not cuz I'm chat. This is what I said. I said,
yo Los, we can do Florida or New Jersey. I'll set everything
up. If we do Florida, it'll be easier. No, no, no, no, no,
no response. No response. Jersey's better. Los. I need a
date. I need a date. I need a date. I need a date. Like that's
I said, I need a date nine times.
Well, if you give me a date, bro,
I will literally get a whole Airbnb
and throw it in the car.
I can't fucking tie that in a week, bro.
I'm talking to Jynxc.
But he doesn't respond, bro.
Dude, could you run?
Run.
We got a neck brace on.
This cameraman has a neck brace on.
They don't give a fuck.
So if he looks at him, he's like,
they don't give a fuck.
He's going to die.
So we going to make sure you go for a CB black ass, though.
He's going to have to get down and do my money.
I don't care, bro.
What's it called?
Could you imagine IRL Mukbang with most, bro?
That'd be a literally, bro.
Minimum three hour long video.
OK.
That beats that in a racer, though, bro.
What do you think Los Geets?
Yo, what am I hearing, bro?
Am I being eaten right now?
I haven't.
This is the last time I've been to the gym.
I haven't been to the gym in a couple of months, bro
Say on God jinks
Was last time y'all went to the gym chat me yesterday yesterday I went to the gym
Yesterday was my push down pretty sure
Then yeah yesterday's my push today's my pole. So today. I gotta go to the gym after stream
you do workouts, what is your schedule like regimen?
What's your regimen?
What does that mean?
Like in a week, what's your plan?
Like, do you have a plan?
Okay, Monday, incline press.
Chelyne, you know this is good.
Incline press, flat machine slash Smith press,
which I usually just do the flat machine.
Seated machine shoulder press, cable lateral raise,
pec deck, overhead cable tricep extensions,
and then row push downs.
And then I do a little bit of cardio in the middle.
Oh, Lord, I forgot it. I can't even ask for help now for any gym heads.
Bro, that's good, bro. That's good.
Pee, like right now.
Jinxie, I'm done watching. You can end now.
Uh, Van Aiden. Like, bro, you're a sticker.
I literally have to pee.
I'm done watching. You can end now.
You speed, you freak.
Like, what?
I have my heart rate on you.
No, Chad, I could literally name every single workout possible,
and you guys would say not enough.
Or, oh, that's cardio. That's nothing.
Like I literally could mention every type of work out possible and you guys would figure out a way just to say oh, that's not enough
Chat listen Ron is strong bro Ron beat me in a push-up. Hey chat Ron is strong. Thank you, bro
Oh, I'm a running strong. I think I'm up there at the top five strongest streamers low-key like I feel like it goes
Oh my god kids. Oh my god. Oh, no. Oh, no see bro. This is why I would not screen this
He announced this hours ago like that he fucked up doing that right
Wait, I gotta put it in my food rod. I'm a large when I went when I went jinxing no one was there
Like my cherry-hell demons weren't out there. Maybe I forgot
Or maybe all of you guys are bots aware
there's no way they're gonna be able to do this the hell they're not gonna be
able to do the hell bro because the hell is that's right there oh man yeah
get him Cuddy
I can't let them down but oh right there oh my god oh my god oh my god
Unk vs. Cutty aura
Oh my god, oh my god, yo, why the whole obviously I'm a lot of like no way mean unc got aura medic
Are you doing
Yeah, I'm done eating
Oh my god, it's on
Jinxie he knows
Yo, you vaping on duty
I low-key hope it's not lamikki because they have to do the hell
Oh my god, I did the hell the hell is where you die wait chat
I told you, you're dumb as fuck!
You're dumb as fuck!
You're dumb as fuck!
Oh no, bro, there's gonna be a lot of people.
And Uncle, Uncle said the guy in the back, he knows the fake neck brace.
Why would he say it on screen?
Oh, the cameraman faked the neck brace?
Dude, I'm sorry.
Why would he say it on screen, y'all?
When we went to the diamond gym, we had three people there.
Their names were, you might not know them.
It was Wozhe Griffin, and actually it was just Wozhe and Griffin.
It was just Woj and Griffin.
They were just chilling outside while we were at the Diamond Gym.
When we finished, they both came in, like Woj and Griffin,
and they made them both do 150 burpees for just standing.
They didn't make Lou do anything.
Lou was outside, outside.
Like Griffin and Woj walked in.
So his cameraman brought the neck brace just to like fake it?
Yeah.
Like to not do shit?
I need ladies to jumping jacks and shit
They're like burpees
They wanted ghillie to do shit, but ghillie just backed out
Dude, I bet you he has the bro
Oh
It's just gonna be him working out look look bro
There's two people inside though
He might not get it. Oh, yeah, he's not gonna get the stable or no. No workout. Yeah
No, I just let me keep stable. No, no stable. No, no actually got a real workout and yeah
Yeah.
Chad is lagging and all we good.
Yeah.
Wait, bro, what do you mean?
What do you mean?
Because of the hail?
Can't do it?
Yeah, he's not.
It doesn't look like he's doing the hail and it doesn't look like it's too isolated,
bro.
Like, for me, it was like a one-on-one training, bro.
Like, everyone's already taking photos.
Like, bro, he needs the real stable on auto experience.
Dude, it's a baby.
Chad, is he the baby?
I'm just the baby, bro.
Why is he in the diamond gym?
It's a baby.
Yo, I'm not getting nothing.
There was a little ass kid that walked into the diamonds and to try to take photos with us
It was like a little kid who he has to been like maybe like six or unironically seven and I'm not even kidding
And oh no
And he came in and uncle's like hey little guy you want a photo right? He's like let me see five burpees ten burpees
But I'm telling you they don't give a fuck well
Do you think they're going to punch him or no?
They're aggressive bro, they're very punchy bro.
They're not going to punch the kid bro.
They're not going to punch the kid Jinx.
No, the kid punches because uncle tells him bro.
I researched this place a lot.
AJ is a piece of shit.
No, AJ is the only nice one in there.
I told AJ to lie about my burpees and he looked at me and he went
Bro because AJ is like one of their work like bro. He's one of their henchmen AJ's one of their henchmen, bro
Shout out the cop will put me on the street
Follow me on Instagram
even smile at us. I'm not kidding. There's no script. No script.
I want to see him. Oh, God.
What happened? What happened?
What city?
Now, bro.
Yo, Wi-Fi. We need Wi-Fi.
He came like that.
Sonny! Wi-Fi! Now!
Bro, listen, bro. Listen, listen.
Sonny, help. Sonny, help.
these cameras are kind of crazy bro now listen y'all how's y'all rules okay
once you get there and you see them standing there smiling with the little camera in the
head while you're dying you won't say the same shit man make that camera work
nah met him work see me see me he been getting on my goddamn nerves all year
here. Bro, it's lagging. Hi, guys. Hi, guys. Help Kai. Who
wants to help Kai? What if it don't make it in this workout?
Yeah, we got it all. We got it all. My trippin' is the mic
sound muffled. It does, bro. Hi, guys. Bro, you know what,
though? He needs like a clip on mic because there's like a
hundred people in there. I think it is a clip on mic. I think
it's why it sounds that loud. Oh, you think he needs a boom
Mike man. Yeah. Right. I don't know. But where's the clip on? I don't see it. I think it's under his hoodie. I think it's under his hoodie. That's why it's muffled. Oh, where? You've got this pack. Oh, they're pouring the gym. Yeah, I was going to say, I feel like they should like clear it out, bro.
They say yeah, where's it lag at? Yeah, where's it lag at? They say put a Wi-Fi all you gotta do is
Your camera's lagging. It's congested, bro. It's congested
Yeah, what is lagging we make sure it's good, bro look at cutting just standing there
Oh my gosh. Oh, there's cutting back there, bro. Are y'all
Oh my god.
Are y'all so cool?
Yeah, hold on.
Cuddy, come here.
Come here.
Hold on.
Where is he?
I saw Cuddy.
Yo, hold on.
What?
They said they added the Wi-Fi.
Hold on.
They're about to start adding the Wi-Fi and stuff, y'all.
Ron, bro, you're mentally ill.
Okay, hold on.
So what if Unk tells Cuddy to do burpees, and then Cuddy picks him up, picks Unk up and slams him into the ground?
That'd be an extreme aura clash, but I'm gonna be honest
I think cut he would win that cut he's like six five
But the thing is uncle is a firefighter. I don't know what
Bro uncle no punching today no punching I'm tired of that no punching
But they're not gonna punch him they're gonna kill him
I
Don't know because right now I'll be honest with you they're being nice to him right now
But I need to show him the real diamond gym experience when I walked in there jigsie. I'm not kidding
I actually look there's the waiver. That's the way
Oh, no. Oh, no
Deciding the waiver
No
Okay, don't do it, bro. Don't do it
Don't do it, bro
See bro, that's Ron. That's the part that scares me, bro
Guys he's trying to do a workout come on y'all please
sweet people
bro look bro
it's not me bro
now now
imagine how many people are here right now for Kai
imagine if I just did a solo stream here bro
it would be bro be like Michael Jackson
in the building bro like
we wouldn't even be able to do anything
bro yes bro
I like yes
you would shut the like
you would shut New Jersey
like everyone in New Jersey
You want a cherry hill they make another one they can't they can't they can't you think no
Bro, I'm not getting cherry hill. I was like
Craziest crime rate like you can't go there like I'm dead ass. It's like like I wouldn't even step foot near there
I'm gonna be honest with you bro. Joe Bart said cherry hill. It's just like a mega mall with a bunch of like big houses, bro
pardon
Yo, okay, listen, bro
We go
Wait, hey, whoa
Jinxie you're soft as ice cream
No, it's before it's before
We walked in with water and they threw it on the ground
I
Builders it's bodybuilders run
I never said that I never said those words come on
You got this guy
No, hi, I just wanted to do what I could do
I
It's like real chat. I'm gonna be honest with you. Yeah. Why do they is that AJ's bitch ass I just saw?
Hit that sub but everybody hit 16 million subs on YouTube
Yeah, everybody hit 16 million right now on YouTube, bro
Well, they're way too nice. No, no, no, no, this is the making no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
I've lost my I've lost the respect. I walked into this gym. They treated me like I was a fucking villain
I walked in and they made me do
He's still it.
I gotta come in.
24 hours. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Yo, can I bring it in?
Okay. They need to fix this mic.
Listen, please. I don't want to repeat myself. It's two cars.
If you're getting this car, you're going to fucking die in this car, you ain't no getting
out.
So if you're getting-
Wait, but am I- am I lying though?
What you need that for?
Like, just to make sure he's not lagging.
You know?
Give him- give him somebody to check for you.
Let's see what it is.
Uh, earrings?
It's starting, bro.
Oh my God, earrings.
You can't wear earrings.
No jewelry.
No jewelry in the gym.
Okay.
When Marlon walked in with you already, man, or Soki walked in, it made him do 550 burpees.
I'm not kidding.
If you- if you can.
Uh, listen, guys.
I'm not kidding if you if you can make him do it or this is
no sitting down at all. No getting on your knees at any point
when you're doing push ups. No, he's not. I'm not. Every time
you stop, listen, listen, listen, listen, there's taxes.
Do your best. Keep your eyes open the whole time and put
No time to push guys, it's another rule.
No unnecessary conversation, jewelry, gotta go.
You got any chains, necklaces, braces on, just take them out.
Get ready, just keep ready.
I'm gonna take them out.
It's like, it's like, it's like, it's just a knot.
The rules are no joke.
Yeah, I know, but it's like, it's like,
it's like, it's hard to take out, please.
I think he's cool with the air, but it's not no joke.
Rules are no joke.
It's just hearing, bro.
All right, take them off then.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I
How long have you been in damage here?
Some 30 years.
Hey, how old are you?
I'm old.
No, I said how old are you?
I don't answer those questions.
That's my youngest.
How old are you?
16.
I just saw you, bro.
I just saw him.
How does she?
She don't want to see 32.
So nigga, how are you?
That's what I'm saying.
I don't know.
I'm not going to lie, Jinx.
right now. How much you bet? Right now. We didn't get no
convo like this. I'm noticing. We got we got we got we got we're
just disrespected. Is that what it is? Is core just
disrespected bro? Oh, we just crumbs. Damn. Show them what
the dimension is. Make him walk the hell right now. Shout
out to some of the help. One more area. There it is. Yeah.
Get angry.
Yo, so does Hottie report to on chat or on reports to Hottie?
It seemed like hot air
Is the security detail that you're not fond of that you want to join the world?
Syria, is there anybody in security detail that you're not fond of that you like to join the workout so you can watch them die
Oh, no, no, no, I'ma, I'ma just, yeah.
What about, now be honest, you can whisper it.
Who?
The Tom.
Who, Cutty?
Which company is security?
Cutty fake want to be on point today.
But he's saying come back, he's saying come back.
Cutty say he gonna be on point today
because he's hella people outside.
Cutty will slam you in the back.
But he's not, come on, we gotta make sure
the camera's behind you, you know?
But see me, get his ass, him, him right there.
I'm gonna sell beef with him, though.
Cuz, bro, he be talking, like, off stream in real life,
bro, he be talking crazy.
He be thinking he like, he be, or farming thinking
He look good.
Look, Jackie Lambert.
Unless it's taken center.
Hey, yo, so it's down there for me.
This is the only job here.
From here, it just goes down.
Yo, he don't have to do it as much as me, but.
He's not just perfect.
The whole thing?
He chose him.
He chose me.
With the whole time?
He may kill him.
Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on.
I don't know that language.
I just know.
All right, he can do it with me in like one workout.
God.
The whole time?
He died.
He's going to do the Burbys with you.
Man, look, he took that shit off and said, man, I like him.
He's made me.
He got a stuff.
They said he was going to do the Burbys with you.
Ron, yeah, keep these going.
Which one was the hardest workout?
And here.
Well, let's see.
My warm-up was going up and down the hill doing crab walk or something.
What is it called, Chad?
It's like football players do.
So you like squat, basically.
I warm up was doing 10 of duck walking up and down the hill 10 times.
And then after that, I came inside and they made me do 1,200 tricep extensions.
And then after that, we did about, I don't know, 200 pushups.
And then after that, I did about 150 burpees.
And then I never got to the main workout because I kept shit talking and they kept
making me do bullshit like that bro
going out upstairs what's upstairs
okay okay okay are we good no one
is there no I don't know if y'all are
good or not what I gotta shut my door jinx pull it down
new TLC I've lost
we start together and then there's two cars that get split up the young ones and
then whoa this is big bro whoa whoa what is this
I never seen you.
You see me get your ball?
Let me show you.
He said 50 and 4.
So 50 burpees.
Oh, it's DLC.
It's a new POI.
So look, get down with 2 feet and get up with 2 feet.
Oh, no.
This is the worst.
This is the worst, by the way.
Do a stream check.
1, 2, 3, 4.
That's the one.
Oh, no.
He's got to do that 50 times.
So 50 burpees.
50 burpees.
You have to check.
You have to check.
You have to check.
Oh, sonny's coming.
Oh, sonny's coming.
Sonny's coming.
Sonny's coming.
Sonny's coming.
Sonny's coming.
Sonny's coming in clutch, he said can you try boom mic, that's clutch, yeah, yeah, yeah, I need the boom mic sonny.
So they made me do something called 50 and 10 and 10.
Oh, that's a good idea.
10 push ups and I have to do that 20 times basically, yeah, so it's same amount.
Is that my hoodie?
Oh, this is the warm up by the way.
You got this guy?
Give it all, Uncle Punisher, we'll take it off.
Wait, yo, Ceeby's handsome, bro.
Look at his sexy shit.
Bro, Ceeby's handsome as shit.
I don't care.
What's up tomorrow?
Look at him, look at him.
Damn
Tattoos I'd be unstoppable
This morning and there's just like
27 edits of me and
No, no, no, no. That's not what you're talking about.
Wait, no, it's mine. It's fucking mine.
Bro, just do it at the boom mic.
I'm gonna be honest.
It's gonna sound really bad when he starts doing push-ups.
Yeah, it's gonna sound really bad when he starts doing push-ups.
Clip on mics. I don't even know what scenario we're gonna clip on mics.
Are you gonna do windy or something?
Maybe it's windy?
Chad, does mine mic ever been a problem? I feel like it's been always good.
Come on.
No, you have a good mic.
We come up.
Yes.
No, CB is handsome, bro, my god.
One, two, three, four, one, one, two, three, four, now.
I think Kai actually works out, chat, right?
Doesn't Kai look out?
Jake, see, they have to do this 50 times.
One, two, three, four, one, two, three, four, one, two, three.
I see Anka in the mirror.
Oh
We'd have to do that 50 times. Yeah, this is one of the warm-ups
Yep
Chad if you want better audio watch Kai I'm doing a big party with Jinxie bro. I'm lowering this it's so loud
It's like weirdly muffly loud
Bro, but it's like the stomping is loud, but everything I don't I just back
So you're telling me you wouldn't step foot into here
No, I'm not going in here, bro.
I'm scared, bro.
I'm scared.
El Django.
I'm scared, bro.
I don't know.
Bro, look, Kai's doing it.
Yeah, Kai works out, bro.
I hate you, bro.
All right.
Bro, you know what I'm going to do next to my next Irobo?
I'm going to go to Alvia Sanctuary, bro.
That's awesome.
That's fun.
Yes, bro.
Maya told me to go.
Oh, that's actually fire.
That's actually fire. When are you gonna go?
Yeah, that's actually, I don't know, I told her like, soon.
Soon. Yeah, I told her I would go back for part two or so.
Since I went last time.
Yeah, I saw, bro. You look like you had a good time.
Like that was wholesome.
This is just as scary.
She'll bring a burger.
Let's go back.
Bring me a burger to I'll be a sanctuary?
I'm just kidding.
Santani.
I need to slow this shit down. You have to go.
Go slow my shit down.
I'm going to be honest with you, I'm not smiling anymore bro, this is bad.
Can you see what Speed said?
Yes, Ron and Gil, what did Speed say about the Diamond Gym?
He just said it's not a real workout and he said it's just fatigue maxing.
I mean, the whole point of the Diamond Gym, the whole point of the Diamond Gym, if I get to lie up,
The whole point of the dimension of I'm not mistaken chat is
Strictly just to see if you can handle like it's kind of stupid, but it makes sense
I get like their ideology behind it. It's like to push your mentality
It's also content at the end of the day like it's just content
Like I don't mind please. I don't think they actually care about you doing like proper reps
It's more or less just to see okay. Can you push your mind to the limit?
Yeah, one point I almost passed out because I had no water and I just like I ended up being fine for like an hour and a half after
Well water dead us felt like a cold chest though
Yeah, we should match the push-ups right now we should do it
Yes, bro, let's do it
How you go first?
Bro, Kai's good.
How is his form still so good?
Bro, what?
Yeah, he looks strong.
Did he practice?
Bro, he's strong.
What the hell?
I like his face.
I like his face.
You got it, you got it.
Me and him, Loki have the same body.
Yeah.
You and Kai?
Yeah.
Nice.
Same frame.
Like the same height, same biceps, abdomens.
No, don't make it last week, bro.
Eighteen.
Yeah, y'all definitely have the same height for sure.
How old are they?
I don't know, sir.
Six, eight.
Oh, my god, you can see.
They're older than 18 out of 15.
18 out of 15?
That's what I'm saying! I'm telling you bro, this is just a warm-up!
Wait, but to the hill! He's still gotta go to the hill!
But for the warm-up, yeah.
Bro, his reps are still so good.
Bro, his reps are good, Chow.
See, now?
But I have halfway done the warm-up, but this is not even, there's more to the warm-up to after this
Yeah, that heart rate there's no way of staying at 106. What the fuck is that?
It's done, nigga
Just die
Why does he need it? Smiling!
When I said those shots he got, I got punched! Punch him!
Cuz your
Chad I'm thinking about buying a massage chair is that worth it or no
For what oh that ten count now
I like that money though. I like that money.
Come play with the money, baby.
CB, don't talk back, CB.
Don't do it.
CB, watch out.
Don't.
CB, watch out, bro.
There you go.
Oh, my girlfriend said in the chat saying,
I could do the diamond shim.
Son.
Don't say no.
No, Kenny, there's...
There's no Hello Kitty in here.
Hello kitty in here
There's no fun lollipop lane. There's no rainbows and sunshine you walk in here. It's just death
Run do you do you what to call what like what shows do you watch with your girlfriend?
We don't really watch shows I'll be honest with you because I have the tension spin of a dumbass
We tried watching a movie and I ended up just trying to kiss her for like an hour and then I passed out
You got the spade
Dude, I don't think Kai's heart rate is working.
I didn't get stuck at 106.
Wait, I'm on cam.
Kimmy, I just realized you said that you could go to the diamond gym.
Yo, you struggle to do two push ups.
My girlfriend, she can't even do two push ups.
No, my girlfriend, you're my boyfriend, dumbass.
Oh, oh, hey, yo, what the fuck?
Wait, he said you can't go.
No, she can't.
I'm saying she can't go.
She doesn't.
She can't even do two push ups.
I
I kind of those sexy ass push-ups watch what he does when he gets up
No, don't put your knee down. Oh, this is just a warm-up
go fuck it now to the hill bro to the fucking hell why is my camera dead aware
oh I got you check anyone second I gotta fix it okay all right holy fuck okay
let's check holy shit
I
Be nice for once
Yeah, shit big
This is nice. Why's uncle so mean all the time, bro? God
You know, I'm is a firefighter right now like he actually goes
He goes like
Fighting thing while he goes to London like think about it. He could for him pursue content, but he still does it
He goes he works as a firefighter
Oh, not right now because of his arm, but no, he told us that when we were with him.
He literally told me that.
He literally said he works as a firefighter still.
I swear, that's what he told us.
He said he was a firefighter during 9-11, at least once.
He might have been.
This is like right next to New York, this is like 10 minutes away.
Wow.
Push the bus set up right away.
Wow.
I'm sorry, he just wants to see the best for everyone understood oh just was that bro
I'll just want everyone to be pushed to the limits he's got pushed to the limits
We got this a firefighter in 9-11? What?
Bro, Kai is doing so good already, bro. His form was good, man.
Holy...
Is lagging in here? It's still lagging?
Oh my god, they all looked at the camera.
I'm just about to explode that camera.
Oh my god.
You got my camera, man.
You got my classic.
Okay, that's fine.
Yeah, that's fine. That's fine.
If you can multitask, just look at the chat.
We could sacrifice the POV. Come on.
Oh, the matter.
My God, this is what I was.
Oh, I remember this run when you did it.
After that rep time, it's gonna be pushed down here.
Then push ups.
And then push ups.
If you stop anytime doing that, that more fucking work out right here, you're gonna do more push ups.
Okay.
And fall in if you want to push up.
You don't need that.
Bro, this is where it gets scary, bro.
Dude, you know what the craze mark is?
His heart rate is still only 106.
No, it's just, it's just glad.
Back, back, back, back, back.
Come on.
Over here with it.
Let's go.
You're right there.
Oh, it'd be nice, bro.
Oh my god, he's.
Oh, no, watch out.
I don't go fast.
Don't go fast.
He's going to burn out quick.
How many did he say he had to do?
Like 1,000 or something, bro.
150.
3, 3, 4.
Oh, it's so laggy, bro, they got to get out of there.
The crazed part is you're butt to butt to the other person, so like you see, I was right
next to Hoddy, like I did that and I bounced my butt into Marlon's butt and I said, hey
yo, and an uncle looked at me and then Hoddy punched me in my stomach and said, just for
that, you're doing another 35 pushups.
Highbinds, fix Kai's internet.
Come on Highbinds.
Highbinds, fix it.
What?
Bro, you know what the end, it got cut out of the video, but it was in an extended cut.
Some more god boasted.
Uncle like sits down, hell spoilers.
But uncle like sit down in the old talk or whatever.
And they were talking about Marlin.
And I told him, I was like, they said something.
And I was like, oh yeah, but no one could disrespect Marlin
because he looks like a Greek god.
And uncle made me get off camera.
And he made me do 200 push-ups.
Oh, how much?
How much?
How much?
How much?
How much?
How much?
How much?
How much?
How much?
How much?
How much?
How much?
People are smiling like oh, yeah, let's not play that shit. Hi. Do not try to be funny
These go to the hell
Well, it's so laggy man, it's so laggy
It keeps it straight, like this.
Okay, boy, be nice. He's trying his best.
This is his first time living, too.
We're in bad guy and never leave. Look what the fuck I fuck him up.
He never leaves.
Hey, man!
Okay!
We're talking!
Okay!
We don't know.
We'll be hard.
We don't know.
How much?
Look.
Chad, maybe you need to put a new channel down on the end of the month.
All right.
Hey, yo.
Bro, that's good form, bro.
Chad, I wish I was this strong.
I'm not gonna lie, that wasn't bad for him, that wasn't bad chat.
Yo, my guys, my guys, this should be a walk in the fucking park.
Run through that shit.
Run through that shit.
Holy slo-mo cam.
Bro, it's just, it's no lag, bro.
We're good. We're good. We're good.
Kai definitely, someone said, I think Kai outworked Marlin bro. Don't ever disrespect Marlin.
So Marlin could literally go in here after doing a marathon, a 26 mile marathon, holding a fucking
100 pound weight dumbbells in both of his hands and come in here and fucking dominate this
This reminds me of tarpon springs a little bit
We just going come for dumb right now bro
186 heart rate. Look at that. It's like a geometry dash heart rate. Look at that. That's a geometry
dash heart rate. That's a fucking, let me play resident evil type of heart rate where you get scared.
Oh she's going to punch.
Bro, can't stop, can't stop.
Come on, yeah.
Jason, you sure you wouldn't do this, bro?
Yes, bro.
I will not do this.
I'm too scared.
Come on, bro.
Just do it, bro.
I'll literally hold your hand the whole time.
Bro, I'm too scared, bro.
Now you're like me, bro.
Like when I went to the Diamond Gym, I deadass was terrifying.
Like I'm not kidding, that morning I was actually scared.
Like I was shaking.
Like we were in the Uber and we were like an hour away, and I was deadass shaking.
One of my viewers named Scorpi, Erpin Poppy, just said,
Jinxie sold his World Cup final ticket so he didn't have to go.
It just keeps nagging and the audio is weird
Audio is weird
I'm Ron. I think I'm gonna chill for a little bit, bro. All right, man
All right, bro
All right, Ron. Love you to death kid. I matter Maggie, bro. I matter. I'll see you
I'll be honest with you, bro, I'm gonna watch a little bit of this
I'll be honest with you bro, yeah shut up, shut up, be nice, oh it's actually kind of
insane how he's doing this.
I'm trying bro.
Yo, aren't you in the fucking stomach right now, he's stopped.
Yo, motherfucker, motherfucker, motherfucker, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,
Let's do this! Come on, get that money!
You're trained for 25 hours straight.
I'm not cutting you. Sorry.
Let's do this!
Come on, punch him!
I'll punch him!
I'm gonna die, bro!
I'm gonna die!
Yo, Anki's making jokes!
Yo, I'm not a face I'm hiding. I'm dead ass.
I'm dead ass. You can't get back over now.
He might not pick up, I'm calling him.
He's definitely not going to pick up.
He found his own phone on him.
He found his own phone on him.
The staff people have to go and pick him up.
I don't believe them are allowed to have their phones.
No, they are unbelievable.
As best you can, give you what you got.
Even if they're sorry, give me something.
No!
Punch the fuck out of him!
He's stopped!
That's it.
Come on, come on, now you're going to find out.
This moment, we'll find out who you are.
Oh, here, hi.
Yeah, stop that, man.
Get away, man!
Yeah.
I'm gonna push it.
I'm gonna push it.
We're gonna break that.
Break that limb.
We're gonna go fast.
Come on.
Come on, honey.
Come on, I've done it.
Come on, come on.
Come on, keep going.
Gotta keep going.
Gotta keep going.
I'm trying.
I try holding.
I know everything.
I'm doing it right there.
There you go.
Oh.
Let's go!
Stop pulling things.
Stop pulling things.
Stop pulling things.
Stop pulling things.
All the fucking cameras off.
I don't do the fucking time.
You know, I want to get a set in.
Why not?
I'm fine.
I'm going to try.
Let me help you.
This shit way more than our body, game.
It's not on the side.
It's where you know that you need to tab up.
We need to talk in the chat, and we ain't saying anything.
Work.
Let's go.
Come on, let's work.
Get back the fucking camera.
Hey, what did he say?
Motherfucker.
Motherfucker, work.
Come on, let's do this.
Get this money.
Hey, get away from me.
Come on, you're right there.
You're right on the corner.
You wanna stop? You wanna fucking stop?
Bitch! Come on! Let's do this!
Even if it burns, just keep pushing. Even if it hurts, just keep pushing.
Stop making that weird bro. This is what they do with the jammies.
Fucking weirdos. Outchads.
There's more. There's more. Don't put it down. There's more.
Yeah, come on. Let's do this.
Flip it. Flip it. Flip it. Flip it again.
No, no, no. I'm gonna look sad. Put your hands down in the bottom.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Punch, hit.
I lost my respect, Mark.
No!
You find a way, man, you find a way.
Just like anything else.
Find a way to make a win.
You find a way.
There you go.
Push.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
When it hurts, don't stop, don't let the pain, don't let it stop, we're going to go.
No, I know, I know.
Come on man.
Put your hands up.
Put your hands on the floor.
This is what we said, this is what we're doing.
Come on, come on brother, come on.
That weak ass punch, what are you scared of, getting sued?
I told you my lawyer's name was Lucas Goldstein and he laughed at me and said I know a bunch
of Goldstein's.
Same thing actually why it's there. Funny enough.
I'm out of jar. I'm out of jar. I thought I died.
I'm out of jar. I'm out of jar.
Oh my God!
No, what the fuck? No, no, no, no.
You wanna fight him? You wanna fight? You gotta go.
You gotta go. You can't stop. You can't.
Okay, they're watching you, they're watching you.
They were talking about four weeks.
The guy's gonna go in there and do this.
Six, all right, three minutes.
Fuck that, fuck that.
Hey, hey!
Yo, man, yo, what the fuck are you talking about?
Yo, man, come off it!
I'm not all right, if this was me,
they would've cut to a frame with my head just chopped off.
You want a drink for that?
It's a drink, yo.
Come on, come on, come on, guys, come on.
Yo, watch this, this game.
Come on, guys, come on!
Hi.
Yes. Come on, Kai.
Oh my God, this is crazy.
Hi, are you gonna let stable or not, I'll work you?
Yo, this is crazy though.
Why would you fucking do this?
Ah! Ah!
Come on, you want this, huh?
Who wants this more than you?
Who wants this? Come on, let's do this!
Let's fucking do this!
No, no, no, game nothing.
Yeah, yeah!
Yeah!
Oh!
Get up, cop!
Yeah!
Get up, motherfucker!
Just fuckin' trippin' like, huh?
Get up, brother!
Go!
How's it goin'?
Go!
Fuck off!
How y'all do this, gang?
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
Leave box there.
That's all I'm at.
Leave box there.
Stay boxy.
Shut up, it worked!
Here we go, yeah.
I'm not changing that weight.
Figure it the fuck out.
Yes!
You mashed everything else to mess with this shit.
I'll cut these fucking cameras off.
And you still stand in this motherfucker.
Yes!
Now you want my time and my problems.
Finally!
Now go.
Yeah, brother.
Go!
Come on, go.
Come on, go.
Come on, go.
Oh, I hear you.
Hey, bro, stand up.
No, I know.
If you don't, I'm gonna fuck you, I know, bro.
If you don't, I'm gonna fuck the boss.
Fuck the boss.
I bet, but I know, I know, I know.
I got like 200 push-ups right now.
You have like 200 push-ups.
That's a lot of shit.
It's a big problem.
OK.
All right.
Go, mother.
Come on.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Look at me.
Look at me.
Do you want to be the best inferior?
No, no, let's do this.
I'm trying to talk to him right now.
Let's do this.
60, 60.
I still got.
Okay, Kai, this is where I lied about how many reps I had left, and then Hadi said,
oh, okay, so let me check the footage, and I said, okay, you caught me a lie, and then
he made me do 600 more.
Come on, bro, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come
on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Come on. Come on, cunt.
Come on, cunt. Push it. Push it.
Come on.
I need more of that!
I need more of that.
I'm out of shit.
Cunt.
Stop.
No, sir. No, sir.
Yes, the fuck it is!
I'm helping you.
Come on.
You got assistance now.
I got you. I got you.
Come on. Let's get this guy.
Oh, shit.
Oh, God.
I
I've done about a perl.
Let's go.
135, 135 pushes, man.
Plus the 35?
No, that's in the 35.
All right, he's on school, I mean, nobody know.
Let's go.
Look at this, who's this?
No, he was just, I don't know.
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
I'm a dick, I'm a dick, I'm a dick.
I'm a dick, I'm a dick, I'm a dick, I'm a dick.
I'm a dick, I'm a dick, I'm a dick, I'm a dick, I'm a dick.
What?
Three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10 down.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 20 down.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 20 down.
1, 2-
Now that's what I did.
This is a spares.
I'm telling you, you can't do anything like this.
In literally, you have to do it like this.
1 2-
But he touched his knees!
5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 20 down.
1 2-
3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 20
60 now.
Come on, Matt!
4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 70.
There we go, three, two, one, five, six, seven, eight, nine, eight.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, nine.
One more, five, give me more than that.
Go.
Nine, nine, eight, one, wait.
Keep going.
Five, six, seven, eight, nine, nine.
One, two, three, four, five.
That's one on five.
One on five.
Stand up, stand up, okay, but stand up, stand up.
Let's stand up.
That's one on five.
What the fuck, he going home?
over. He opened right now. 135. I'll see you 30.
Give it up. 30. It's quick. It's quick. Get that.
See that?
3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.
Yes, I want to get it to the 1.
Wait, wait.
5, whatever you want.
9, 20. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.
5, 6, 7, 8.
Go.
What are you doing?
20.
No, you're 25.
Oh, shit.
Don't sit down.
Don't sit down.
Don't sit down.
Don't sit down.
Walk it off. Walk it off. Don't sit down.
I think it's pretty off, please, bro.
Nah. Nah.
Stop that.
Come on. Let's get these push-ups.
Come on.
Dang.
Hey, we just started about me.
I bet.
Hold on.
I just want to run the hand.
I'm gonna go up.
I'm gonna go up.
I'm gonna go up.
Give me a kiss.
Come on.
Pictures, pictures?
No, out there.
I'm going to earn that shit.
Two pictures.
You want to get shot?
Come on.
Come on.
Who got it early?
Take long.
Take long.
Take long.
Take long, take long, take long.
How much pictures do I want?
How about it?
You want one by yourself?
Oh, you want one by yourself?
Help me.
You'll get it for free.
Not enough people.
I'm sorry.
Now fuck this. Now fuck this. Now fuck this.
I don't care if they're kids, they're gonna die anything.
What the fuck? What a- a seven year old came into the gym asking for photos of me,
lazy, more than adept, soaking in Jason, and you know what they said?
They said 20 fucking burpees.
That's Omskids! Everyone's gotta be push-ups!
I got you.
No.
After this, sir.
Please.
Please.
Everybody can't do it.
Put it in your pants.
Send me a fuller bar and a lamb bar.
Wait, what?
Pardon?
Exactly.
No.
I'm going to take this video, huh?
Please.
My collar.
All right, what's up?
I'm not talking.
Check how I'm doing.
What's that saying?
I haven't seen each other in like 20 minutes.
I love you, baby.
I love you.
Oh, 40, 40.
Yo, what are we talking about?
Well, it's worth the conversation.
Hey, yo, take camera man.
Take his shit.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, please.
Please.
Please, go get his shit, bro.
He's going to talk to everybody else.
No, bro.
That's not going to go back up.
Man, no, uninstruction.
Yeah.
40.
No, no.
Yo, put it on him properly.
Oh, my real arm.
What if O calls me out through the screens?
I can't quit.
I can't quit.
I can't quit.
I can't quit.
I can't quit.
I can't quit.
Random kid, fuck you.
I don't know why.
Not a random kid bro.
It's a man of good ground.
The name's Steve.
What happened to him?
He was talking to me.
He just told me to stop talking.
So what?
Hold on.
I don't discriminate color.
What do you do?
Let's go.
She's got to get up the room.
She's got to get up the room.
She's got to get up the room.
I'm kidding.
Come on my Dingo, Dingo my Dingo.
Yo, so it's a hundred, or it's a hundred, sixteen to the point, right?
Good.
Yo, me and Kai bro, we really do this shit man.
It's crazy.
I did not think about it bro.
I should have died in there.
I should have dead ass died in there.
Oh my god, look at that guy.
This is what we do.
This is what we do.
This is what we do.
This is what we do.
What are you at?
I think that the Red and Green Cards, this shit, like,
bro, no, it's not a lot of people can say they're done
without water, bro.
It's not as easy as you think.
Fuck this, honey.
What are we doing?
Yeah, it's one of us.
I'm in the hands of the people on the hunt, it's up.
Hey, come on.
I love this Tony, bro.
Sign the waiver?
Are they honest with you?
When I went in there, I didn't sign a waiver.
I just wrote a bunch of squiggly lines.
All right, man.
Let's go, cops.
So we have it.
22 and 20.
21, 21.
Hand, overhand.
Overhand, underhand.
Yeah, underhand first and overhand.
Oh!
Oh, yeah.
I can't find it.
I'll fuck the camera, man, though.
Underhand first.
Oh, underhand.
I bet, bet.
Ah!
I'm not playing.
Yes! Yes!
Let's go now, work!
No!
He's gonna die!
That's one! Thank you!
Four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
I got you, I got you!
Flip it, flip it, flip it.
Over there, over there. Go, go, go, go.
Four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 20.
Come on, this is ice close.
Come on, Rylan.
Come on, Rylan, this is ice close.
40, 40, 40.
Come on.
40 and 40.
I'm here with you.
I'm here with you.
I'm the first.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on, honey.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
It's gonna be a no way.
You can do this, you can do this, you can do this.
Don't listen to him.
I'm the angel of your shoulders.
He's the devil.
He's going, he's going.
Go, go.
20.
He's going, you got 20 more.
You got 20 more, go.
Five, six, seven, eight, nine, seven, one, two, three, four.
I'm not wild, right?
This is the highest place?
No, 20.
Put your hands, put your hands, put your hands.
Put your hands, guys.
Come on, go.
I know, I don't care, go.
Well, tell me you know, go tell me you know.
I need more of that, huh?
What more do you want?
What more do you want?
What more do you want?
I'm trying!
Try harder!
I'm trying, gang!
Try harder before I cut it!
Where are you going, bro?
Where are you going?
Throw up in your head, bro.
Go ahead, bro.
Right here. We're here.
I know, bro. I'm not going to let you go.
I'm not going to quit, yo bro.
Yo, yo, yo, I'm not, I'm not going to punch him, honey.
I'm not going to get any stay.
All right, I want you to get mad.
It's all right.
We're not going to be mad in here.
We're just going to jump in you.
It's the only place we phone and nobody is going to jump in.
So what?
I'm just going to stay with you.
I'm going to stay with you.
I'm going to stay with you.
I'm going to stay with you.
I'm going to stay with you.
No, I'm not stopping.
Where are you at?
Oh, I don't know.
I thought y'all were calling.
I'm up like 70 people.
No.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm not-
I'm not gonna call him streamboating.
That's not what he was.
He was underhand still.
They're gonna trigger a little tiny brawl,
so everybody cut the cameras off.
He's gonna die without me.
Yeah, I've done it.
I'm here. I'm here. I'm here.
Let's go. Let's go. Let's work.
Stay here. Let's go.
No, no. See? You already do that.
I'm here with you. I'm gonna help you.
I know. I'm gonna help you.
Don't do this to the side.
Stand still. What do you mean, like, sit?
Stop fucking help here.
Look, if he called you when he streamed it,
he just figures the fuck out.
It's the camera delaying some shit, right?
Let him figure it the fuck out.
Life is about figuring shit out.
You go in the casket, buy your fucking cell.
Now figure it the fuck out.
Keep pushing.
Keep pushing.
Come on.
Come on.
Who's gonna save you guys? Who's gonna save you right now? It's you!
Now they ordered this food while you do this.
From where?
Yo, you want some dick right now, honey?
I
Especially after shit talking now.
Nothing might actually execute me.
Eight, nine, two hundred.
Let me switch back.
Let me switch back.
Hey, right side.
My brother.
I'm gonna do this one with you two.
Okay, hold on.
Is that my heartbeat?
What the fuck do you think, bro?
Do you think I have a resting 180 heartbeat?
Like I'm not 200 pounds, bro.
I'll just skip, bro.
Fuck your arms, go!
High bet.
Ah!
I don't like that top.
I don't like that.
I don't like that.
I don't like that.
You're mad.
Get yourself.
Let's go.
I don't like that one, man.
This shit is stiffening me up, bro.
Go!
I like that one, man.
disappointing me what I'm about to get mad I'm about to punch him I don't want
to do it but I might punch him I'm about to punch the chat I'm dead that's
better punching
No, I don't want to do it, bro. I don't
Sorry that hurt. I'm sorry. Oh, I didn't mean that
Imagine stubborn baby comes in with a fucking airsoft gun and paintball gun
Fucking unloads the clip everywhere
I need you Kai to give this year all bro like me you are on the same page right now
We're doing the exact same thing
Like I'm on row
Let him get back in here.
Let him get back here, bro.
Little robot of a ladies' server.
So we said, we gon quit.
We gon stop him from putting down.
And then we get nervous.
We gon shit get hard.
We gon get mad, bro.
Keep going, Sal.
I'm trying!
Keep going!
I'm trying!
I don't care, I'm fucking trying.
I tried harder!
Keep trying!
I'm trying!
Keep trying, try harder!
Yeah, play to steal my, quote, dick!
Let's go, baby.
Come on, eat.
Come on, let's get that.
I know his mouth is so dry right now yo come on bro I'm not gonna drink water
this whole workout to fuck it fuck it I'm not gonna drink water this whole
Fuck it bro. Fuck it. Fuck it.
I got you, bro.
Hey, hey, we, we, we, we, we do what I'm doing.
That's a simple.
I don't like it. I don't like it either. I don't like it neither.
Just come on. I'm trying.
Listen, simply nod yes in the back up.
I'm here. You put you back.
Go finish.
Pin drop, that's extra 25 pushups.
I don't make the rules here.
I don't make the rules here.
I'm at 170.
Holy shit.
I'm at 15.9 million.
I'm taking home.
I'm taking home.
I'll wait.
Hey.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Hey.
Thank you.
Hey.
Ah!
Luke and the Diamond Gym would be fire,
whether Duke could lift up the Diamond Gym and move it,
just like how Patrick moved the Bikini Bottom,
or the Krusty Krab or whatever.
I'm dead ass here, it's like Duke could pick up this Gym and just move it.
I don't do 20.
I don't do 20.
I don't do 20.
I don't do 20.
The last five was two.
I started in place, bro.
I bet.
Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
There we go.
One, two, three, four, five.
That's an open hole.
That's an open hole.
That's an open hole.
Open hole.
No, I'm not cheating.
I'm not cheating, bro.
I was doing that in the beginning, okay?
Listen, listen, once you get far in the workout, my body not even allow me to do what I want
to do.
I'll give my best, and that's how I get me 20.
I walk away. I said, I walk 50 like this.
See if that person would see a lot first.
50. Same way you just did.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine,
four.
So he's been cheating this whole time.
He's a mastermind.
He knew he could do it this whole time.
Now you're gonna die.
Yo, Hadi, Hadi, make him do 1800 push-ups.
I wanna see him die today.
How many viewers you got 121,000 in the twitch stream and I want to see 121,000 push-ups. I'll make the rules
Let's do it
I
Not a fact 128,000 burpees
What's harder to do a burpee or push up probably a burpee right am I stupid like do more of
Yeah, but they don't make you really good push-ups from burpees.
It's kind of just like, is it a real burpee like a slot too?
They don't really care about that.
My Susan
I thought of burpees when you jump you land in a squat then you drop down into a push-up then you get off
No squat I think it varies like some people do with spots right?
I
I'm out of time. I guess I might just splash one on my face. Just please, bro. Just water, please.
without a hoodie on. Is that lamiky? Maybe.
That was 25, dude.
What's your yeah?
Got a 25 pound top up.
Pick out some of my hoodies, please.
They didn't make more than do this.
Help, help, help, help.
Yeah, my...
Yeah, now that I think about it, I'm never coming back here.
I'll never do this again.
I actually lied.
I was literally going to tell Jinxie to go to the diving gym with me, tell him to meet
me there, and then I was literally just going to never show up, and I was just going to
see him lie by himself.
I'm not tired of work, I'm old, it's just compressed.
Let's start having a good body to show it off whenever they get a chance, but that fucking shirt on
Let's go.
Ow!
Man, let's go. Let's go.
I don't know what I'm doing.
On the back?
No, this way.
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this?
Oh, hell in all, yeah, I'm never going back here.
Yeah, I'm never going back here. I'm never going back here.
Yeah, I'm never going back here.
Not happening.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, never.
I'm out.
I'll be honest with you guys.
I'm a fat slob.
I'm not going back.
I'm not.
It's not happening.
I'm a fat pig.
You got me y'all in here?
Wow, I did, mate.
I'm gonna see y'all in months, bro.
Work, Kyle, let's go.
Let's not press the stops.
Put your arms up.
Push up and out.
Come on, up and out.
25, real quick.
Cod up.
Good.
Eight.
Cod up.
I
Imagine Dean at the fucking
Yeah, I'm not gonna like Jinxie and I would actually die yeah, maybe Jinxie's right. He's right. He's right. I'm never coming here ever
Oh
First time seeing a chatting and I don't like you coming following since today
What is Kai's chat saying?
Kai's so fine!
It's crazy in here.
It's crazy in here.
What about me?
Hey, what is he talking about, bro?
Me?
Bro.
See, I was like this.
See how I have a question. There's so many people
Well, man, we're now oh
25 is crazy
No, AJ fuck you fuck you AJ you snitched on me
How now AJ snitched on me when I when I didn't do my reps
35?
35.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I just got a twitch notification that says
lock in the cars.
No.
Stay locked in. Up and out. Push.
Push.
I'm just gonna have a vacation for me.
Like I said, lock in with Rob.
Maybe I should do a...
Let's go.
What a shirt on.
Are you back?
Say what?
One more.
35 out.
Get the fuck up, 35 out.
Yo, get the fuck up, let's do this.
Let's get the money.
Let's do this shit, what are we doing?
Let's go.
I'm not a random kid, bro.
It's okay to moan here and there.
It's okay to moan here and there.
We all moan, we all moan, you know.
That ain't nothing for us, Kai. Let's do this.
Fuck you, why? Let's help, bro.
Take the fat slob off on the bottom left.
You know what I mean?
Hey, hey, streamer camera guy.
Get the fuck out of the way.
I did
I'm not gonna lie bro, I can't ever go back here man, I'm seeing how they actually do
this
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, do not drink that
Ah, that's a moment, I don't give a fuck, have fun
Don't do it
No.
No.
What?
Come on.
Now, let's go.
Now, you got to know how to count.
You know, if it's counting, you can do $35.
It's a pass out, bro.
I don't even fuck you.
The first step to the doubt,
they still got to get paid, right?
Yeah, exactly.
You need to keep a camera.
You probably want to sell us just for a bag of weed,
Don't think that's his job
Everything else is wrong. Huh? Yeah, okay, buddy. It's okay buddy. I don't know about that. It's okay, buddy. I don't care
Come on anybody, bro
That let's do it then me and you bro. We're both here. We're both working. Let's do this
Okay, check like now that I'm really watching how one on one really is
Compressed six people and one of the six people is Marlon who's actually like him. I don't think I'd ever go there alone
Like I did I still think I could ever go there alone
Maybe I'm just a pussy maybe they have to come to me
guys every rep that they do so 1982 I'm doubling I'm gonna do it myself off-screen
I
Make it to a thousand
He's working on trying to start putting my strength up.
It's his mom's strength.
That's her mom?
Yeah.
So cute bruh, this is so cute, now do a thousand pull-ups bro, I don't want to see none of
this fucking Disney shit man, no one's coming to save you, let's go, let's do a thousand
push-ups right now let's go
10 10 10
I'm not
I see you watch you watch
no
I'm gonna tell my mom I'm trying to go to a horror show with her and I'm gonna take her to the dive ship
We need a hundred pull ups right now
Shit
No, it's risk I know fuck up my wrist. Don't fuck up your wrist
Hi, come on
I'll help you, I got you.
I got you, I got you, I got you.
One, two, three.
Come on back.
I'll take you.
I'll take you, what?
What?
10, 11, 12.
Come on, let's go.
There you go.
Come on.
Come on back, man.
Yeah, who used these lads?
Who used these lads?
20.
Please pull it back, please.
Go!
Left.
Yo, come on!
Let's fucking see this!
Keep your eyes open!
3-5, 3-5, 3-5, 3-5!
Nah, I ain't go live!
How much do you have? Push ups?
Why is it...
I'll take you. I'll take you.
I'm going there. You went out for the day.
Are you pregnant?
I'm on my back.
I'll punch you in the back.
Yeah, I'll figure it out. Any help?
Stay right here.
That's how it works.
Chad, in that series, you guys hitting on a floor,
You would never even get this ball
Brother
For is like you guys are a bunch of just idiots who type in twitch ad type in
Most none of y'all could ever get into gym like me and Kai do this
One of these for the best dresses the fuck is that?
Well, we're at the gym
I
That hurt?
I'm sorry.
Why is one so heavier?
Press. Press. Press.
I need you to work it baby come on come on
I have this museum. I want to take you to a New Jersey. Um, are you free in the next
couple of weeks or no? Yeah. All right, easy. What museum? Uh, it's called Diamond, the
Diamond Museum. It's not the Diamond gym, is it? We're gonna die. We're gonna die. I'm
I'm not doing the diamond. I'm bringing you to the diamond. I'm bringing it
All right, that's what you're gonna die
Nope
You don't go fun
I'm gonna bring the dive to you then
All right, peace out
What is this name?
Why are you talking on my body, bro?
I don't know why he's trying to pull off the hood.
I don't even find out.
I don't know how to fucking do it.
You see the difference, Cheyenne?
Look.
Hey, don't stop. Does he hurt?
Fuck that shit.
Oh fuck that shit fuck that shit fuck that shit fuck that shit. We're dying today
I'm bad for real. I don't I don't give a fuck. We don't give a fuck. We don't give a fuck
We don't give a fuck
I'm not doing this
Let's go cause I'll punch you in the stomach
Okay, you shoot a fuck out
Come here, come here, come here
She carried you for fucking nine months
That you called your men so you gotta root for her
What else do you fucking want from her bro?
You wanna know how you pay your mother back?
when you give it all you fucking got.
Now work, shut the fuck up.
She can't help you right now.
It's a blood sport, guys, go!
How do you set the fucking toll?
No water, no water, no water, no water.
No water, no water, she good, she good, she good, she good.
Security, take my over there.
Get my over there, shit.
Get my over there.
Get my lower back though for her.
Yeah, he's back now.
Get my over there.
I'm out of your business, Jason.
I just give my government that.
Now let him work!
Let him work!
What a work!
What a work!
What a work!
A little bit.
All right.
No!
Let's go, cop!
What's up, Mom?
I want to go.
All right.
I put your stream on.
There's no way I'm going to watch you be littled and treated that way.
Well, it already happened.
It already happened.
I know you've already went once, and I watched that.
Well, you're not going to sit there and watch it, you're going to die with me, you're going.
All right, I'm going to text them, I'm just going to tell them to come to us.
Get out the way
I love you. I love you a lot.
Hold it.
Stay right there. I'm going to sail it up.
Thank you, man.
No, it's ready.
Bro, putty to the hill, bro.
Let's fucking do this shit.
Come on, back.
I don't know what the hell I don't know what is bro. I don't fucking care
I
Have no plan I'm going to fucking England each row. What is this candy land?
What are we doing?
What are we doing?
No, Kai, don't die.
No.
No, don't die.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm not playing these games, bro.
Come on.
I don't need help right here.
I don't need help right here.
I don't need help right here.
There should be me, baby.
There's a finger on him.
More.
I
Got a
XQC in the gym we got to see Jay shock in the gym
We gotta see we gotta see fucking
You got to see what he's doing.
No, Joe couldn't do this.
If Joe went here, he would give a philosophy take on why water is beneficial to the brain
and then Uncle Pie just up and caught him.
Fuck his back Steve.
I'm going to go up, Mark.
Relax, Joe fans.
I'm kidding.
How do you feel, Mark?
Huh?
Yo, it's 55s on the other side.
Dog!
Dog!
It's a 55s on the other side.
You talking to me?
Dog?
Pull your weight out, Mark.
I'm going to go up.
I'm going to go up.
I'm going to go up.
I'm going to go up.
I'm going to go up.
I'm going to go up.
Pull your weight out, Mark.
Yo, pull the 120s out.
What do you even do, job?
Classic.
He matches in his match that's for you.
You understand?
Let's go.
Let's go back, man.
Go back.
Go back to the hungry car, bro.
Hungry car trying to find a way.
Go back to him, bro.
That's the distance that you're going right now.
That's how you feed another kid.
your heart
You want a generational runner you motivate kids that look just like you
Kids that never had no fucking no type of hope you giving these kids hope
Now show how to not quit
That's some like beautiful shit. I don't give a fuck. I don't say that shit from Disney.
No! Let's do these fucking raps! What are we doing? Like, come on!
I'm going back to you.
Everything behind the desk is
Let's go, Mark.
Yeah, AJ, I saw you.
Kick AJ in the fucking body, Kai.
Fuck him.
Holy shit!
Holy shit!
How much weight is that?
What's the count?
What's the count?
That looks like a fucking weight for stable my auto.
You know bro Kai you motivated me bro I'm going to the gym today hold on he's right
How you work
I can't be good for the arm.
Three, four, five.
Why does it sound like my abs kicked up?
Okay, go.
You better.
Yo Ron, you're funny, but I hate you first on job.
Thanks for sharing that with everyone, bro.
I
Y'all I say we all get caught 10 something out of motivator
Okay, let's all get stable or an auto 10-sub super motivated about that
What's the start
No, I am so tired
Yes, it was a start
No mark thank you for the time brother
Just gave me 10
Motivational prayers to go to the gym today, bro. Thank you. Okay, you're cost
Yo, cause me. Thank you for the time, bro. Wow. This is so motivated
This is dead ass so motivated
No dead ass serious man, I'm dead ass. Thank you, bro.
Yo, you're too tall, bro. Thank you for the 10, bro. You're motivating me. You're dead
ass motivating me. You're dead ass motivating me. You're dead ass motivating me.
Who was out of these dumps?
So put it back!
Anonymous, thank you for the tan bro!
Thank you for the tan bro, you dead ass!
Yo, you dead ass motivated to fuck out of me Anonymous!
Thank you!
Thank you bro!
Thank you, who just did that?
Hey, everyone follow his footsteps bro!
Whoever just did that!
That's all the person in this car
Track and manage how you pay
Yo, thank you from Brad's boat. Thank you, bro. You're most fitting me. Let's count guys. I'm shameless. I'm shameless
All right, no one gets me everyone stop. I won't actually stop guys. It's gonna be that thing good anonymously, bro
I'm not gonna give you a shit.
I haven't worked for a while.
I'm not gonna give you a shit.
You call me at the time.
I'll be honest with you guys.
I took off my pants before we were in a box right now.
It's just me.
Come on, baby.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
I'm so fat blog
I know you don't give a fuck. I'll do a fault
Well
I'll be honest with you, I would have definitely snuck a ball sniff in here somewhere.
Get it up out your system, cuckoo.
Like, so sure.
Get it up out your system.
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
He's got a pistol in his mouth.
Shoot!
Fuck off, dude.
Oh my god, he's getting knackered by umps.
Oh my god, wait, he's actually doing it.
It's actually doing it.
$25, $25, $25 outside.
$25 outside.
Oh no, is this the hill?
$25, grab your weight.
You don't buy heavy shit.
Oh shit.
Wait, is this the end of the workout?
This is what happens at the end.
Put it in my stable.
Yo, mods.
Shut the fuck up.
It's beautiful.
Don't worry about it.
You want to stand up?
Wait, is this the end?
Come on, CB.
I'm not gonna go first.
I'm gonna count.
Bro, when they make you go outside,
that was like a refinish.
Yo, cameraman, bring your ass over here.
35 and two, 35, but I'm ready to push up.
Officer of Grace and Erickson.
Bring your ass over here.
You got a jurisdiction, fucks it.
No.
He would have just said some mess shit.
He would have spent it like Ron Frank, a sip of water.
Let me do a little bit of screen right here.
There we go. Come on, honey.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Yeah, bro.
Jinxie's right, man. I'm never coming back there.
He's right. I'm never coming back.
Let me see where Jinxie's at.
Let's see where Jinxie's at.
Push. Push.
What's up?
Yeah, I saw you.
Yo, bro, I'm watching this shit.
I'm just letting you know right now.
Yeah, I'm never coming back either.
What's going on?
Nothing, man.
I'm seeing workouts that I've never seen before, bro.
So I just want to say, man, it's either you by yourself
or that's it.
Not happy.
Are they giving Kai the full package?
I'll be honest with you.
It's a little of making the beginning.
They kept like he kept teasing a little.
But now they're really pushing it under his shit
that I never had to do, bro.
Shiza.
So you won, bro.
I'm never going back.
Never, my system's proven with loads in place.
See how they run, it sounds fun.
Oh yeah, way better actually.
Yo, can you call loads and try to get that set up?
Call them twice, welcome to Christmas.
Shiza.
We're meeting towards life,
and you're lining this up 2027 of March, bro.
All right, bro, I love you, that's it love you, kid
Let's see if loads will pick up now try to tell those to get in the gym with us
No, it was not any
Guys that's not me clapping my ass you fucking idiots with the microphone
Oh nice and I think of my phone call again. Yo chat to any of those years. What do you do?
Talk to tomorrow, right? We'll be the city fog. Nobody yet. Like God damn, bro
Like we have content. You're gonna get it, dude
One to count, bro, Lose, lay off the fucking food and let's get to fucking work.
I get a retweet?
Let's go, let's go!
Fuck, I was testing Lose and they just shot a gunshot.
I'm not came to this is dead-ass motivating me to get in the gym after this yo you're gonna
to see on my instagram story bro i'm doing whatever they're doing bro i'm gonna do a whole day
before we do it
you know i'm dead serious
that's it
it doesn't count sit sit let's go let's account
i want this bro i want to get a sit back so bad
Fuck you
He said go let's fucking do this bro like god damn you know how hard it is for me to fucking watch this right now
And they content like hi bro like yeah, I've been stealing your content for the last hour and a half
No, but that's the game bro. Let's go. I'm working through
Like you know how hard it is for me to sit here and just react
Come on.
Let's go.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Yeah.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Come on.
Watch out.
Right away.
Okay, fully chopped internet for five seconds.
Chopped on me if it also paused for you and you saw your computer got her phone done.
No, fuck off your knees, no!
Hey yo, hey yo, 10 sets of yes, k?
Holy shit!
What the fuck?
Oh, boy.
Yeah, that was a good one.
I'm dead as there is imagine I'm dead as there's imagine the lights just churned off and Marlon
And then he's in with the lightshirt and back on and it's just Marlon and he's just guiding everyone to the workout
He's just saying all right everyone pick up pick up the bar right now. Let's go
And then and then and then you hear the door open and then you see people
He says got room for one more and Duke and Marlon just started bench pressing 225
And then and then they do it a hundred reps of it and then onk is like whoa, holy shit
And then and then open the door one more and it's stable. We're no no
Oh no the bamboo stick aware that what that is aware
The bars, the bars, right?
So don't focus on the weak, focus on stability.
You gotta grab the bars.
Oh my god, this is what made Foozie twerk, right?
You can't fuck out.
You probably never did those like this in your life.
But you gotta do it.
It's on you.
Fuck it.
Dude, I didn't have to do this.
Now Cash, Cash was push-ups when he twerked.
Foozie did this and he started twerking on the bench.
I
Will get the clip
Push back up.
Come on, fun.
Two, keep your head.
Rack it, rack it, rack it.
Okay.
Hi, I'm gonna move your head again.
I'm gonna snap your fucking neck.
Keep your head straight.
Focus, bring your arms out here and push.
Solid.
Up, go.
Right back up.
One.
Two.
3, 5, 4, concept 4, fuck you, 5, come on, we gotta go, stop, I just told him not to
move your head.
Yeah!
Figure it out, figure it out, be quiet, I know I know why, figure it out, don't help
him, no, no, no, no, no, wait, what are you doing, why are you going to the floor, come
on, no, hey, yeah, well you want me to go to your room though, huh, what are you doing,
What are you, what have you up?
No.
You said had?
No.
No?
Y'all, if this was me,
he would have dropped the ball on my neck
and he would have said, figure it out, Ron.
Oh, ribs, bro.
I didn't ask for the ribs.
I asked where you at.
I'm at six.
Six, you got to get one.
You got 14 more.
I'm right here, pal.
Thanks, you're gonna have it.
So, come on.
Let's go, honey, let's go, honey.
Ah!
Okay, Mark.
Cool, come here.
Go to it.
Okay, let's take a tickle.
Sorry.
I want you to win.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
One, two, don't look around.
Don't look around, shift your look at it.
Go, four, five, six, seven, go!
Eight, nine, 10, last four.
One, two, three, four.
Four, five, four, five, four.
Yeah, it's gone!
Hey, get up, get up, get up, get up, get up, get up, get up!
My type of reps, low key.
That's what I would have done.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on baby.
Come on baby.
Come on baby.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Come on baby.
Right.
You're motherfuckers.
You're like the world of fuckers.
You know what?
Get this thing out like that.
You're motherfuckers.
You're the fucking world.
go away to not get up on your knees.
I ain't going live chat, he's really doing it.
Can't even hate.
See, if Hottie talks to me like that, I would have hurt this tank top off, bro.
So scum.
I
There's no point of sending them clips of me. I'm never going back to this gym ever
It's never happening
Oh my god, how did this I get unclined out my like what do you do bro? No, I don't have water bro
I wish I had water
Come on. Come on.
Come on. Come on.
I'm about to get it on these push-ups. I'm getting on these push-ups.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Easy, bro.
All right.
Come on.
Come on, bro, let's go.
9-1-2 feet, let's go.
As a fact, it's the attitude of push-ups, man.
Keep on stopping, keep on stopping.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on,
come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Come on.
Come on, guys, we got this.
Let's do this, bro!
Guys, it's a protein pop-up bar, 20 grams of protein.
Oh, what?
Well, it has one gram of sugar, zero added sugar.
180 calories.
The only thing is it has 360 milligrams of sodium. Is that bad?
10 and have 9 grams of total fat.
Is that bad?
3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 1 more.
I'll stop eating it.
Bro, he's going to feel so sore tomorrow.
When I went to the diamond gym chat, I was sore for a week and a half.
I had to take a week and a half off the gym.
I know, it sucks, this is what you came here, and shake on the chain.
How long has this workout been?
Damn.
How long was my workout with the diamond pin?
was like barely cut actually no hats have been cut it's not an hour we were
there for like two and a half hours
oh so I was there for 20 minutes but there's hour long footage of me make up
your mind you fucking dorks bro. Oh it's AI so you think we're gonna upload AI to the
core channel. I'm starting to think that like no matter I think if I had a six pack you
guys would still like flame me somehow and say it like GBLM.
Let's go Kaisen, now you can do this!
The stable wants to see you win!
Let's do this, get that fucking bread!
I wish you fucking life!
Now show them, Kain!
No, hold on.
What about a house?
I'm ready I'm ready let's fucking do this shit let's fucking do this shit come on let's do this shit
let's do this shit come on
yo let's yo I'm ready
The gym is closing
What
That was one minute.
Sam, pretty good to fuck out.
Ain't no way we're gonna lose.
Yeah, sir, I'm out of here some time.
Peace.
We need to go back and then go.
What if I add in now?
Wait a minute.
Anything get easy.
Fuck that, make it work.
Holy fuck.
Back to the front.
Back to the right and the front.
Oops.
Back to that.
That's it. That's it. That's it.
That's it. Lock it.
What's now?
As many as you can. That's it.
Lock it.
I'm here. I ain't gonna let it go.
Slide back. Slide back.
That's a lot of bass.
Guys know I'm actually at the gym.
Shell.
I mean, a lot of grip.
Listen.
Oh, audio.
I'm gonna push up here, right?
Here. Stay in tight.
Here. Here.
No. You're gonna go here.
But when you come down, you're gonna suck your elbows like this.
you see the sweet spot all you do is work.
Look at straight eyes look up.
Feet right here.
Put your fucking feet in the head.
Go.
Come on.
Back up.
Let's go.
That's him. That's you.
That's you.
That's you.
That's you.
That's you.
That's you.
I don't know what's going on.
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
Bro me and Kai are actually gonna be so sore
Yes, yes, yes, yes
100 sets of a yo
This shit, bro, we really did that
We got cramps
Why are the fans on fans and no sweat?
I didn't get fans.
You're out only eating food at your fucking desk.
He got to get the fuck up. She brought you in try to earn your keep on this fucking planet
Now we'll have you you don't figure the fuck out. Let's go my three rooms. Oh gosh. Oh god more weight
See right there if I was with my mom I would have made her do the reps
I'm dying. We're all dying. That's how I work
I'm not a villain, bro, I'm not evil. I'm not evil
Why does Ron Loki have the best physique on the screen, I don't know
I
Fuck you mean no results found
Nice
You just get rid of me off the screen
Did you just get rid of me off the screen?
Two clicks, 35 now!
Why did someone say,
Yawksix with G.J.?
Hey, but we're not on drugs.
Choke up now, get prepared now.
It's okay.
Out of the way, give me a choke.
Man, who's got the quickest choke?
It's not me bro
Yo, it's lacy a rake who is coma yet
Let's do this bro, bro if he's not gonna do this I'm about to do this bro. So it's either you or me right now guy
Yeah, let's do this. Let's do this. Come on. Get it on.
Stop hitting him!
Get up and hit it!
It's over here now!
It's over here now!
It's over here now!
It's over here now!
Come on now!
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Take that! One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine,
20 now!
My last five I'll ever fool.
Hey, yo!
What the fuck?
Wait, he's owning me right now, low key.
I'm a crumb.
You're fucking tall!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Cut him! Cut him!
Cut him!
Cut him!
Cut him!
Oh, I want Cutty to tap me up like that.
Cut him up!
Cut him up!
Cut him up!
What's up?
No, I don't want that love.
This shit is no joke, bro.
Hold on, hold on, don't even think now we need it.
We need to finish that shit off the way it was.
So you guys don't want to drop a body right now.
Let's go.
Come on, we're not finishing like that.
Okay, right.
You got to start the party.
You got to start the party.
They got to serve your fate, bro.
Lane, no hip.
Oh, sir.
I need two little bars, front, and six.
I hear you, you don't want it.
What's that?
No, I want to...
AJ, get the fuck away!
What's that, man?
What's that?
Check, check, check.
Check, check, check.
It's alright, get your back, get your back.
It's alright, get your back.
It's alright, it's alright.
I'm not that low, shit.
Not this low.
What's the right?
Yeah.
What?
No, what's the other one?
What's the finish?
This is your right.
Now you gotta repeat.
I don't know.
Fuck you.
I
strong.
Come on bro, finish, finish strong, Kyle.
Bro, me and you gotta finish this strong.
What the fuck the whole fuck says?
Go ahead, go ahead.
What you want?
Say what you have.
Say what you want to do with it.
Let's go.
I want 50 circles just to bar.
What?
You want to learn.
You don't want to add the closer.
I need 75 push-ups.
Wait.
What is this?
You're going to die, die together.
Pick the shit up, guys.
Get up.
You want to get back to bed and rock back to music?
Brother, come on.
Let's go.
Let's go.
What's this?
Let's go.
Let's go.
Push up, Cal, and make it 6 to 75.
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
Try to be nice, but nice don't fuck with work.
You never tried to be nice.
You never tried to be nice.
Shut up!
Fuck out of here.
Hey, can't stop to that little shit and squat right here.
Yeah, you heard him.
Knocked out of style.
Toot that little shit.
Fuck you.
I'll never toot for your mother.
Fuck you.
No.
I'm sorry, mom.
That's a boost.
Hey.
I'm going to get back to this.
Uh-oh.
Go!
50.
That's 50.
That's 50.
75 out.
Push up.
You said 75, no?
I said, 50's out.
That's not enough.
Ah!
Well, you can't tell.
Ah!
I already know Kai's gonna get a fucking five-star massage by like 18 supermodels
We're fucking catered noble on the front of a beach that's rented out
Oh
two, three, four, five six, seven eight, nine, 10,
one, two, three, four, five, six,
seven, eight, nine, ten, 21, 23, 24, 25, 26,
27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39.
Keep going!
Keep going!
Snap that ass, stop chewing that little shit!
Snap that ass, stop chewing that little shit!
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's...
Let's...
Let's...
Let's go!
You want success?
You want success?
Come on!
Come on!
Oh my god, how do you get this?
Oh no!
One, two, three, four...
I don't even know if we can't...
Get him! Get him!
Get him! Get him!
Get him! Get him!
Snack your ass, bro!
Let's do this! Let's get the money!
Okay, let's do this!
Stop chewing that little shit!
Come on, my misery!
Come on, my misery!
Come on, my misery!
Come on, my misery!
Come on, my misery!
Come on!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm out of it now too.
I
No, we're not done yet. Take him to the hill.
We're not done yet. Take him to the hill.
I love you, son. You're so strong.
Let's try. Let's try. Let's try.
Let's try. Let's try. Let's try.
Let's try. Let's try.
We did it, bro. We did it.
I
Do way worse than I expected bro
Look at my phone
I'm calling my phone
I'll use the way worse than I expect damn we did it, bro. Let me grab a seat
I just want water.
Okay.
I just want water, please.
It's all over.
It's all over.
You want water?
It's all over.
It's all over.
I don't think I can.
Okay.
I need water.
I'm so proud of you.
You're good.
Thanks.
You're strong.
I want to see that.
You want to see that?
Now he's strong.
Yeah, he's strong.
Right?
Look at you here.
I can't believe.
What are you doing here?
What are you cutting?
Can y'all pull up a seat?
I'll be serious.
Can y'all be serious right now?
Can y'all pull up a seat?
Where's the mug?
What's up?
Yo, cameraman, can we get one camera?
This water tastes so good.
I'll just sit right here.
Yo, good work, Chad. Good work. We really did this shit.
It's over
This is way worse than I thought
There's way worse than I thought hell now that's just coming on a PJ with a fucking Hermes blanket with fucking three massage
Massusage the hell not what?
What
I'm not going to lie though.
Like not my side you didn't do a good job.
Our work days is late, they're like you, you.
No.
You're next, I'm like, you're next, I'm like, oh no.
I just see
Guys don't give me
Salas
Maybe some tissue in the back
I'll be honest with you bro. I'll never go back here. Shut up. Hi. Hey fuck you AJ. I see you back there
Put it in my stable fuck off that's not good thing
I'm here from who skin bone this little hundred skin bone
I appreciate it y'all.
Come on.
They bring them closer, bro.
So like they seem like they're far.
They're in the car.
Yeah, you can push our clothes.
Yeah, I appreciate y'all, bro.
And turn it in, in.
Like 40 foot, I'm going to put it in.
Nah, the gym is close.
Damn, man.
This is beautiful to see.
I just sit right here, yeah.
Hold on.
Got this up there so I can breathe.
I think some water.
You think you want to go back
where I was for a mile.
You did good, son.
You fought the bully. He beat you up, but you fought, son.
You just got a black eye. I can't go to school anymore.
Guys, I'm not fooling them.
Shut up.
Yeah, do me a good check.
I'm not making it out of me.
Shut up.
The last two hours I made it out of me,
I just still talk every two hours.
Double guy.
What do you fucking do, aren't you?
No, bro.
This is like, this is like, bro.
Yeah, he ground it for the next time in his life.
It's the worst.
Not the worst.
It's the most challenging she might have ever did in my life.
How was it compared to what you expected when you came in?
So I'm sure you had seen some videos you had been expecting something out of the reality
compared to what you saw.
It's way worse.
It's way worse.
Through the screen when you watch the videos, it's one thing but when you actually hear,
it's a complete different war zone.
I'm not even just saying that.
It gets worse, and when you think it's getting better,
it gets more worse.
And when you think it gets better, it gets bad.
This is how the life goes to you, right mom?
Yeah.
You understand, like, our thing we do is we try to prepare
all the kids in here for what life really is.
Because what they see on the phone,
that shit ain't really like.
You can't feel pain on the phone.
You can't feel depression on the phone.
You can't feel hopelessness on the phone.
You can't feel none of that short form.
Because everything you see on the phone
is the best of everybody.
But when you turn that motherfucker off
and life hits you on the fucking face, life is real.
So when these kids come to this gym,
there's no fucking mercy.
A lot of fuck them are gonna be nice to you.
Because when you go out of this door,
ain't nobody else gonna be nice to you.
So you prepare them for that.
So you build them?
We build them from the inside out.
So it might not look nice, it might not be the best language.
I tell kids all the time, I care, but I don't give a fuck.
I care about you, but I don't give a fuck about you.
And that's why I was telling you today,
you can either make him a breaker,
you can over-coddle with it.
But the beauty of it is, he got to struggle in front of his mother.
Right?
You got a chance to say, you know what?
my son in heaven you watch them fight through a verse so that's the blessing in this whole
shit you understand bro you got some more fuckers at the hospital you got me more fuckers never
been in the gym with a mother don't know if I speak to their mother once a month once a year
you got tomorrow's lot of shot number blessing cuz some blessings blessing cuz I just wasn't
on the phone my mom you have somebody that's gonna love her and conditioning for the rest of your
the fucking life.
I'll take a bullet for him too.
And she mean that she go.
So if she take one for you, you gotta take two for her.
Yeah, what is this, you know, disable this, bro?
How is body feeling, how is your mind feeling?
When it was getting bad, what was going on
through your head?
What were you thinking, what were you feeling?
Take a, so take, at least take a shot through it.
Cause they all see it and they'll say whatever they want.
because it's one thing to watch it,
that's another thing to do it.
When you started, it's one thing,
and after when you were like getting
the mist of like the heat, every like bad experience
go through your head.
Every type, every bad memory.
I know y'all can dead ass do this.
I'm dead ass serious.
I won't play, I forgot, I've been streaming.
It's so hard to do.
I won't play, I'm like, damn, I'm just hearing.
All I did was fucking burpees.
I just realized that when it's hard hurting,
nothing like, it don't matter how much you say it hurt,
it's just, you gotta just keep going.
Every time I just kept going,
But when I got past it, I felt like I achieved something
different.
And that's why I kept telling you.
I never thought, I didn't even know I
can do half of the stuff I just did.
I knew I was in the, I knew I could do some of the stuff in
here, but like a lot of the stuff that we were doing, I
didn't even know I can do.
That's why I kept telling you, I know.
Because even though I do it every day, I'm feeling what
you're feeling.
You know what I'm saying?
And that's me telling you, I'm going to do what you do.
So we're going to fight together.
However it is, fuck it, look.
However it feel.
Some rest short, some rest awkward, but we're going to
find a way to get to the finish line, right?
How you met?
Nathan, he's an asshole.
That's how we met.
He used to bully me.
Who love you?
And where?
School?
In a different gym, no.
In a different gym, he used to walk past me and just punch me,
say some stupid shit to me.
No, I'm dead a pretty boy.
There's this and that.
And then I got fed up with that shit.
So I said, all right, I'm going to show you how pretty I really
am.
And we came here and worked out.
I brought my camera.
Y'all hot even.
I was just started.
I was just going to talk and shit.
Let me get frustrated.
Nothing changed. I still don't like them
At all
You laughing I fuck out of your
Sorry mom, excuse my girlfriend
See what I gotta go through my my mom don't like him
She they tired of his shit
Armbleeds because of the dark ones.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Did that come from the dark earnings?
Oh, that's fabricated news.
What's the funny thing is?
It's system-up.
And I got a chance to meet this mother and person.
They're great people.
It just comes with that life.
What you was able to do with your streaming university, and I know you put, because I'm
just catching up to this shit, like how you put it with Chai and Tom.
You know, you can't do that.
You can't do that.
You can't do that.
You can't do that.
You can't do that.
You can't do that.
You can't do that.
You can't do that.
You can't do that.
You can't do that.
you put with Kyle, Ty Lill in the morning,
that's what he was able to do.
We started out with us filming and just.
I was inspiring them.
I might make a speech.
They were able to fill what they was able to fill.
Like, we got a family in the platform.
So now we got all the kids wearing T2D,
they got a silly coat, we got two kids going to college.
We try to get them out like they don't have.
So this gym compensates for that loss,
whether daddy's not home, whether mommy's not financially,
whether they go through mentorship at school,
will we get by they don't want to,
we try to let the gym take place of that.
So we give them a family human,
similar to what you did with your guys.
So I'm sorry.
And the kids, the youth need you.
The gym gave me the honor of,
I have the title like Rocky Balboa,
I don't know, said about it, they gave me that.
But the youth of the nation, they're not without us.
We are their masters, you know,
and we need to help them.
I know how you said that nobody can be a new guy.
You have to stay open and continue.
You're about to cry.
We kind of tell them, we kind of tell them like,
every day you gotta wake up, you gotta meet God halfway.
Right, cause we're all praying for,
yeah I want this, I want more muscles,
I want to be stronger, I don't want to be picked on,
I don't want, I want to make more money,
I want to buy my mom this, I want to do this,
all those prayers, but you gotta meet God halfway.
And that comes with the work.
So whether it's in the gym or whatever else you're doing,
you always got me God have where you could pray all day
and ask and ask and ask and nothing's gonna come
unless you meet God there.
And what God will do in your life is like,
it'll delay it for you, right?
So this gym shit that we doing here
is delay gratification, none of the results come tomorrow.
You're not getting stronger in a week.
You're getting stronger, you'll notice it after eight months.
You'll notice it after a year, you're like,
oh, shit, I gotta do it.
What I look at it like is God make you suffer for it
so that when it come to you, you know how to deal with it.
If you would have started, when you started streaming,
what was it, two years ago, a couple years ago?
Four years ago.
You started streaming, right?
If it came everything that you had now right away,
you wouldn't know how to handle that shit.
You wouldn't know how to handle
that shit's going on right now.
He's right.
You wouldn't handle the criticism and talking and videos
and click bait and lies and you wouldn't know how.
So God make you work for it.
So that's part of meeting God halfway.
And that's for chat too, bro.
Like whatever it is that you want,
you could pray all day and you could ask and ask and ask,
but your work gotta be just as strong as your prayer
and your prayers gotta be just as strong as your work.
You do it together.
Once you find that match and you find that mesh,
God is gonna take you wherever you wanna go
and however far you wanna go.
I went on a break for like nine months.
Wow.
This is cause I was going through like,
I had worked super hard last year
and I just wanted to take a break sometime myself
and try to like,
Aware.
Just capture life in like a way that I've never caught it
And the two major goals I had going into this year,
what I was in my break was development and discipline.
And when I was in my break, I had a goal to come here.
Like I wanted to come here.
So like I was in the gym, I have like 200 videos of me
in the gym, private videos of my private account
that I still haven't uploaded,
but it's me and the gym working out.
So I can just prove to myself,
I got to feel like, you know, come here.
Like, I don't want to chime in,
but I have 300 videos to be in the gym also
and I'm not ready to upload.
So I want to put to myself that I
would come in an environment like this and get it done.
But then also, I also have a major goal
this year that I want to do, which is I want to run
America on.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, yeah.
The end of the year.
You're the first, and I want to say being honest, right?
I'm not saying this because you're
probably the one in the first string.
I don't know if it comes with your success.
I don't know if it comes with the relationship with your mom.
You're the first young gentleman that I've met.
They said they took time off for the mental part of this shit.
The mental wear and tear.
It's almost like having a car constantly on the road.
You ain't changing the tires.
You ain't doing no over-changing.
All you do is get a car wash because it looked it every day.
You want a highway.
But that car is breaking down in size.
So for you to say that that shows maturity,
that shows that you actually care about something
other than this fucking camera.
Yes, the camera brings money.
But if you ain't on how to spend that motherfucker,
you in a looney bin with the fuck of the word.
So for you to say that,
I think you're a bigger role model than what you are.
These kids don't know that.
All they know is camera phone numbers, camera phone numbers.
It's some kids that can't put their fucking phone down.
So for you to say that,
and I'm asking you going forward,
when you speak to these kids,
tell them to take time out for themselves.
See, the thing about it is financially,
you're able to do so,
and I'm glad a law blessed you like that.
I'm glad you said goals outside of financial and outside of streaming.
These kids gonna do that.
So for you to do that, that's the onus to who you are as an individual.
Like everybody is okay to take breaks though, he's right.
Real talk though.
Like everyone's human at the end of the day bro, no matter where you are, what you're
doing, everyone deserves time to be themselves bro.
That's a different type of stream.
Just like Lahati.
They called him an influencer, pretty boy, young LA mom.
That motherfucker put this word for me.
Yeah, he's shit up.
You got a nice physique.
He'll take some pictures,
but he'll come in this motherfucker and grow out like a dog.
A dog with no home, right?
So he's one of one.
And now I'm finding out that your son is one of one.
Because these kids get the money,
they get the fame, they get addicted to it.
So for him to take time out,
he's probably the first person to do it.
And when he did it, I said it to myself,
We don't do some shit, it's chasing, right?
So for him to do that and be a man to say
how to take some time off,
that shows a lot of the man he's becoming
and a challenge that you raised that you can't moment.
So I respect you.
And the reality is,
and this is the messed up part about all this shit,
is these kids only see our hot moments
are like a lot of our best moments, right?
Like when they go on Instagram or TikTok
and they look at clips, Kai's always happy.
They see Kai happy, Kai outside,
I got these people are doing this.
I got this car doing whatever.
They see all the good moments.
And I think it's important for them to even see, like, yo,
even me, with everything that I got, sometimes
I need to take a step back, take a deep breath,
realign myself, like make sure that I grow with my audience
so that I'm not just, because when you get caught up
in this every single day and I caught myself in the same shit,
is I'm on camera, I'm on camera, and I'm like, yo,
my audience is growing up and I'm just doing the same thing.
I need to take time to grow myself,
to learn, to understand life a little bit more.
And sometimes it takes time.
Like, you want to put this down for a little bit.
So we in here every day working,
doesn't mean we in here every day filming.
You know what I'm saying?
We'll be in here.
Me and him, a couple of the kids is getting to it.
No cameras, none of the crowd, nothing.
You know?
And I think that's the most, a lot of like a very important
thing for them to hear.
Because now because they see what the life brings you,
bro, it's 14 year old out there on the stream
and outside right now, outside this gym.
Waiting, they'll wait here until 11 p.m.
If it means they get the clip.
I need my clip and they get obsessed with that.
And although it's at the bottom of the ground,
it's part of the thing, they gotta know the balance.
They gotta find the balance.
But even when you try to express the like dark side
of your life, cause I haven't tried it before,
like even if you try to express or open about
the things that you're going through,
the crazy part about it that you're gonna have to figure out
and, and it's the reality that nobody cares.
When you kept saying that, it just kept
triggering me into my head.
Cause like,
do you guys think everything's about me?
Like are you guys versus this?
How much like you can't even like listen to here's like I'm gonna say you some real shit, right?
This is what I'm upset
And you have that one day to the chat like a homeless person that died upon them he can die
Right listen, so I'm trying a homeless person that died upon them after his funeral. It's gonna be food out of repulse
You know, when he dies, everybody's going to be celebrating and eating at his replacements,
but he died of hunger.
You know, nobody gives a fuck about you when you're down here.
Think about that.
Think about somebody that you might know, right?
That starvin' and dies.
When they have a repass, the candlelight, the homies will be pouring out the alcohol,
everybody, yo, meet me after this, we're going to the house to eat and celebrate.
Y'all eat and celebrate, but he died of fucking hunger.
The moral of the story is people will bring flowers to your funeral, but won't bring you
soup while you're sick.
Nobody gives a fuck.
There's love, there's attention, there's entertainment, there's unconditional love.
That person lets you look on loving whether you got money or not.
That's it.
And maybe, I don't know if you got children, and maybe you're children.
Even if you got a lady at home, you still gotta provide.
Most men have two lives.
have two lives but she might not but that person only begins when you realize you have one
chat don't love you they might like you they may appreciate you but guess what and then jim could
chat help you you can even see what the fuck they were saying you had to figure that shit out of your
own so yes enjoy chat speak so interact but at the end of the day know that when you come to this
This motherfucking world, after she pushed you out,
you gotta do the work, no boy.
There ain't nobody coming to save you.
One time, no bullshit, I'm not gonna make a story about me.
My father came home from work, I'm fighting a kid,
he's bigger, he's biggest shit.
He's fighting, fighting, fighting,
push me on the ground.
I said, fuck, I see my father's feet.
When he on his son's, I see my father's feet.
I'm like, oh, my father, come on,
I am coming, let's fight, father walk right past.
Oh, shit, he punched me in the face,
so I said, oh, shit.
I'm like, you said, yeah, I'm not helping you go back and fight.
Hold the door in my face.
I'm not going to trash your kid.
The moral of the story, go back and give it to him.
That's it.
Tell me to shut the fuck up, and then type fucking mean it was you.
Now be her blessing, bro.
And do the right thing, bro.
Not just for your mother, for you.
And for the rest of these fucking kids watching, bro, these kids, they hear for us, but they
really hear for you.
And I hate them.
I hate them.
I hate them.
I hate them.
I hate them.
I hate them.
I hate them.
I hate them.
I hate them.
I hate them.
I hate them.
I hate them.
I hate them.
These kids ain't here for us, but they're really here for you.
And I hate to put the pressure on you.
What you do and what they see, they're going to emulate.
It matters, bro. It's hard to see it.
Don't have a big-ass responsibility.
You don't see yourself from the outside.
You only see yourself from your own perspective.
But from the outside, the way you talk matters,
the way you walk matters, the way you carry yourself matters,
it all fucking matters.
And I'm so happy, I'm so happy that you brought your mom here
because the number one thing that I tell them is keep your mother close to you
bro because your mother's prayer is more powerful than anything you in the
world your mom praying for you your mom is your closest link to God so that's
the only one that can break your soul out right?
That's it, your mom is the closest to God.
Your mother calls you, she's the only one that can break your soul out.
Your mother, not your father, not your kids, your mother.
I'm happy to see it, so they can see this is the cool thing to do is to have your mom with you
It's when you get money instead of going to these girls and spending money doing this is you take care
You make sure your mom good you make sure she had a car to drive you make sure she always got food to eat
You make sure she don't got to do nothing because your whole life when you ain't have it
She was holding it down for you whether you was gonna be successful or not
She was going she was gonna hold it down for you. So now we get older and I know you're already doing it
But this is for them for the kids and for everybody watching like bro
that's the most powerful thing you got.
I don't leave them morning without saying good morning
to my mother, I don't leave them at night
without saying good night to my mom,
until I'm 27 now.
And I'll do that shit for as long as I can
because I feel like the success come from her asking God
and saying take care of my son, keep him safe.
Keep him healthy.
Another thing to the ladies out there
that might be raising a child by themselves
or might be raising a son or whatever, whatever.
It's okay to call your son.
And it's okay to watch them fall,
but stop helping them up certain times.
Watch your child get up.
And when they get up, that's when you applaud them.
If they fall off their bike,
I'm sure they're not in, you let them get up,
and you clap when they get up.
Because at the end of the day, it's a cold world out there.
And I hate to say this, I'm a man, I'm a father,
it's not enough to go filers out here left.
Some of these fathers ain't shit,
some of these men ain't shit, and I'll be the first to say it.
So now the woman that I played a mother role,
had a father role, and the son that I got
the fucking son of a fuck.
That's just cold turkey.
So it's all the men out there, bro.
If you make a baby, take care of that motherfucker.
It's a different between being a fucking father
being a dad.
A father creates a baby, a dad takes care of three,
and that's just how the fuck I feel
because we go through it every day, bro.
I take care of kids, I don't give a fuck.
If I just met the kid, I'll make sure to eat,
drink, get the fuck home.
So to see a woman gotta take up the job for a man,
it fucks with her.
And I'm not saying that women are sort of saying
equal jobs and all that employment section.
What I'm trying to say is there should be more men
interacting with their fucking children and their kids.
Y'all women do fucking everything.
So fuck y'all.
Excuse me, I just come off the table.
I'll call it.
Before we close out, is there anything you want to say?
Yeah, I would like to say.
Because bro, I'm telling you, these kids listen to you, bro.
They listen to you.
Yeah, first I want to say, like,
be like, y'all got my respect.
Like, I looked at what y'all did online,
and it looks tough, but when you ask me in it,
it is way crazier than anybody can think.
Like, every criticism I may see about this gym,
I can't even like, I can't even respect it
because they're not here.
You feel what I'm saying?
So, when I was in it, I said, wow, I don't think I,
like, in my head, I was like, damn, I shouldn't,
I maybe should, like, this might have been a bad idea
come in, but I'm so happy I fought over it.
But to anybody who's going through adversity,
to anybody who's going through something in life,
whether they lost somebody in their life,
whether they feel like they can't get out the mud,
whether they going through heartbreak, whatever it is,
just know it is you and God in this by yourselves.
And at the end of the day,
you gotta take yourself out from that dirt
and you gotta meet God halfway as well.
You feel what I'm saying?
Like you cannot just sit there in the house sad,
We cannot, no matter how hard it get,
you gotta find a way for it to shake.
And everybody's right, bro.
People may think he's cool on the line or like.
It's like he's right.
What people are putting out there
that may not be the cool thing.
It's not the cool thing.
Working on yourself, working on your health,
working on your mindset,
working on your soul, working on your body.
It's what's cool.
You feel what I'm saying?
And working towards your goal,
to your aspirations.
You feel like you won't be able to do whatever you want,
whether that's be a doctor, be a police, be a firefighter,
Whatever it is, be a streamer, be a YouTuber.
You feel me?
Work out in the gym.
If you feel like you can do it, you can do it.
You can do it.
Don't let nobody say it's luck.
Don't let nobody say you can't do it.
It is definitely possible.
It may not be at the time or the season
that you may want it to be at,
but it's definitely on this way
if you put in that effort and grind.
And that's all I gotta say.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Let me do it.
I said one thing, I don't know.
Good job, son.
You're number one!
I appreciate y'all, man.
Appreciate y'all.
I think sometimes the biggest lesson in life
is the lesson of itself, y'all.
I think I'm a good y'all.
I thank you very much for helping
to instill those minor,
you know, notions in life.
I'll be trying to tell her,
like, she's still thinking
my little brother, like,
she's still thinking
my little brother, like,
She's still thinking my little brother like a little boy.
And he's 21, I'll be saying.
Yeah, is he the baby?
Yeah, I'll be saying.
No, here's the thing, though.
Wait, which son?
How baby she is.
Oh, mother don't protect the baby, right?
Yeah.
At the end of the day, after today.
He's 21.
Guarantee she's going to look at it.
No, V is 21.
She's got to let him have his wings.
You got to let him fall.
That don't mean don't do it.
Really?
I thought he was right.
OK, you got to let him fall.
He got to get like mine, it's like 20, 30, 40.
Like a child, he got to feel pain
under the order of his life.
You're not doing nothing wrong if you over-love your child,
but you don't push him too much.
So my young, I'm 23.
Because watching you work him out real hard,
so it was like kind of hard watching,
but seeing him push through it,
it's like watching the boy get right in front of my eyes.
He did his manly motive.
Hell yeah.
So when he was pushing him and you
like he'd go in and 20 more, he can't do it.
So that's me watching him as a boy, but he's showing me.
He can.
And I understand my mom don't watch my videos.
She says she don't watch it.
My mom says she don't watch it.
She had my mom not.
Especially when we start, because his hands are on in here.
So she don't like watching it.
She said, go do what you want.
Don't want to see it.
It's bad still, my friend.
No, it's a good day.
We had a happy day today.
This day was a happy day.
Why? It'd be worse.
What a good day.
He treated him nice.
I used to have mad lyrics.
He's so kind of just.
Give a, like,
write a book or think about writing a book.
Oh my god, I'm sure.
I have one for me.
Like, this is my book.
like so she needed you to go to the page that wants to be a rock alcohol
I know the title, how to scream into shame
Damn it!
I'm gonna be real y'all, this was nice, this was nice, like, that's probably it bro
Bro, I'm gonna be real, real talk, one thing first I'd like to say is one, that was in a green screen
I'm not actually there
That's number one oopsies. What was that? Why is that her? That's number one number one
There's no green screen
Okay, or I'm not there. It was a green screen
Number two y'all
And number three y'all shout out Kyle bro
You know, that was free content
And I still can't get over a house streamer University how it went so shout out kind of bro
I'm gonna be honest brother right though like all jokes aside like I know y'all like to troll
But to anyone who actually wants to listen like bro, you got to get up every day
Every single day. No one's coming to save you, brother's one lesson to learn is that nobody is coming to save you
Nobody gives a fuck about you
Simple how it is bro
It's a truth
Oh L port timer seven hours
Live tomorrow y'all
W in the fucking chat mother could do the intro and watch kai street four hours and call it a day
Someone like you I'm just getting rid of to see you in a week. I don't care if you're a one and a half year sub
I really watch kai for two hours, and I literally said I was gonna watch him
I love you boys shout out anyone who showed support
We did a lot. We did the reaction stay like I said I was gonna do and then we reacted to that tomorrow
Tomorrow I'm live. I probably will be live same time honestly
Like low-key, so yeah, it should be fine bro. It should be fine
Yeah, I love you boys
W in the chat thing for all the sunset thing for all the donors they get anyone who followed you guys are fucking go to
Also, I think Lacey will be home
Me and Lacey have one planned stream. I don't want to say what it is yet, but it is pretty funny
I don't know when we're gonna do it, but whenever he can be in a wheelchair
We're gonna do it. So, yeah, should be cool. It's Friday. Yeah, I think this weekend I might be in Paris
I'll probably stream one of those days. Maybe late at night, but yeah, I'll be live tomorrow. It should be fun
Other than that, I love you boys. Thank you for all the subs. Thank you for all the donors
Thank you to anyone who followed make sure to follow the stream if y'all are new
So these are all the people who literally are following as we speak.
Who should I raid?
Who should I raid?
Who should I raid?
I should be over all the butterflies. I'm into you. I'm into you. And even maybe on the worst
I'm into you. I'm into you.
When I love this song,
I don't want to really say goodbye.
And now the road is time.
I'm still into you.
Let me see here.
Maybe girl, what you doing?
The music is hard, the music is hard.
The home girls.
The music is hard.
Oh, oh, oh.
Is that your bestie?
Oh, like, bestie, bestie.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Bestie, bestie.
The way I feel right now.
All alone.
Stop teasing me.
Stop teasing me.
I can change your life so easily.
Believe me.
Believe me.
Believe me.
I got one two, I got one two three. I got I got more than son. I got son. I got yo
I'm trying to find someone to switch the raid, bro
Chillin with stable chillin with
you
you
you
you
you
You can't stop me.
You can't stop the force that comes with me.
You can't stop me, you can't stop the force that comes with me, but I am stable Ronaldo.
I will not be taken down lightly.
You cannot take me down, you cannot fake me, you cannot kill me, nobody can take me down
for I am stable, so stable, the greatest.
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