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08-05-2026 ยท 7h 57m
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Right now, yeah, talk to the baby, so yeah, put up in the house, ready to go.
Hey
I forgive who shows you more, shows you the life you don't strength
Like a healthy
Huh?
I'll put that whole thing part of it
After I made a holler, and my voice turned off your mains
I heard it was your tough chatter
I got fitments on my pants and my shit ballets
The other
Huh?
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What's the matter? I came a long way
I was rocking NADA
I'm getting along with all of you
I'll always say
These are all my problems
So the hunter shuts out the whole thing
I get to that back to that Kate you progress honey
Hey
YOOOOOOT
YOOOOOOT
WHAT THE FUCK
I DIDN'T EVEN START MY SHREEMENT
15 KILL DIPROMED COLLIGIN'
CAN I GET A THANK YOU
HOLD ON
HOLD ON
HOLD ON
He's taking out the ugly
Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut
Is that me and my company beats
They said I'm a Murray
VVD that's all I'm a Reese
I'm on a loose with your dead
It's already hot and I come with the cool
She ain't broke a little bit
You don't wanna fuck me now
you
you
you
you
you
You
Rappers in the airstream
You think you're still taking pictures on a car stream
My youngest richard ain't you rappers in the airstream
What's up man, good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning
Good morning!
Foster was good, Sonny was good, June was good
Pikachu was good
What's good, Toby was good
They're gonna 27 months crunch, what's up
What's up hey hey hey hey hey hey.
Come on.
I went in this gonna be repeated with the fuck bro.
I want away from Michael.
Nigga be nigga.
Be nigga.
Be nigga.
Be nigga.
Be nigga.
Be nigga.
Be nigga.
Be nigga.
What?
What?
I don't do pain.
You're back on Die.
I don't need you.
I don't need you.
I don't need you.
I don't need you.
Good fucking morning to everybody in the fucking chat.
Can I get a hello?
Can I get a hello?
What's up, man?
Good fucking morning.
It is me, stable Ronaldo.
I'm back once again on another day of work.
Another day of work, yo.
Who would have thought?
Another day of fucking work, man.
Yo, Neft was good.
Brian was good.
Mushroom was good.
Gamble was good.
Work in quotation marks.
Yo, buddy, do you guys really think you could do
what I do right now?
Going live at 12.45, doing absolutely ballish
for next six hours.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Yo, you guys think you could do what I do?
All right, well guess what?
Guess what?
This morning I was supposed to go to work way earlier
and I ended up not going to work
because my coffee didn't get here in time.
Yeah, so who could have done that?
Who could have done that?
Oh, DoorDash couldn't deliver this right now.
Bro, I asked for a fucking,
leaked. I asked for a fucking salad and they brought me a fucking burrito like
and then not only that bro bro not only that drop of me if you were in the
Twitter live stream bro this morning I took the wildest shit of my fucking life
you know those morning shits where it's like you just try you try you try and
Nothing comes out and then out of nowhere. It's just a splatter like I'm talking. Sorry ladies close your ears for one second
It's just a splatter and you've got so much hair up your butt that like it just
Anyways, good fucking morning, how's everyone doing today man? How y'all doing man?
Let me know how y'all doing bro. That is serious
Oh, first week of the day, we're in 10 seconds, bro.
This better be worth my time clicking on this, by the way.
Just want to let you know.
Oh, it's so someone screen recorded me in a Twitter live stream.
This is supposed to be secret.
All right, y'all.
It's me, it's Ron.
I just want to say on the toilet once again
Like why are you thumbs down in me on the toilet like it's like no no I'm dead. I serious
I genuinely think my next live stream the go live notification could be I found the cure to cancer and the chat would actually be like
Oh, you should have found this out years ago. You're a piece of shit. Oh stable. Renoto. You're just a fucking you're a loser, bro
You should have figured this out way long ago, man
It's just like I'm talking about taking a poop and this is why is Lacey in here?
Isn't he on drugs right now with this time I'm really pushing and
It's it's really painful and I'm nervous to see if I'm gonna be okay
Just spread some love in the chat maybe put some hearts or something right now in this this Twitter chat
Oh, I just put a thumb and how did I put it thumbs down?
Yes, somehow by the way, it's an on my screen. I put a thumbs down. Oh, I just put a dumb counted
I put a thumbs down
How's that even possible? I'm not even clicking anything
Listen man pray for me. I'm trying to get this shit out so I could work for y'all. I know it's a hard day at work
See see I
Got a fucking get in there. I got to do what I got to do. Oh my fire learn was going off. That's nice
That's a man. Give me some time. I'm just letting out this shit out of my asshole
Um, and then I'll be there for work. Is this too much information or is this just enough?
I'm gonna be honest with you. I feel like you know, I feel like y'all need to know my personal life, bro
It's just enough. Yeah, bro. I feel like y'all need to know my personal life, bro
Like I'll be honest with you. I'm a content creator, right?
I need to share every small thing that goes on in my life if I'm taking a shit if I'm if I'm gooning if
If I if I buy lunch like I need to share it bro. That's how I work
Content yo buddy
Wait, why is there so many people in here? There's 2.4 thousand people in here
This was a two minutes was like a minute long like are you guys like losers now that I think about it?
What else did I miss man?
Kai and speed minor marathon can't get off until they beat the wither warden
Elder, Guardian, and Ender Dragon on hardcore.
No, no, no, listen, you're going to take the war.
Yeah, I'm going to be so dead ass honest with you, not even trying to hate.
Is this even possible to do this on hardcore?
No troll.
Is this possible to do this on hardcore?
Like I don't think they realize, wait, so they're trying to beat all of them in one
run?
Yes or no?
What they're trying to do
Okay, so the ender dragon I would say is the easiest and that's gonna take them forever
Just to get to the end then they have to find the skulls for the wither and then have they even fought the wither
It's the worst mob ever
It's like impossible to kill then you have to do then you have to somehow kill that without dying and
Then you have to find a warden's thing and if they've never gone against the warden
Then they have to figure out how to go against the warden and kill it and did they know that killing the warden?
Isn't the best armor in Minecraft can it two-shot you still doesn't it like two-shot you?
Yeah, like then they have to find the guardian thing which I've never even fought and then they have to somehow kill that
All in one run and if they die on any of them then they have to restart
I'm gonna be honest with you. I don't think they're I think they're never gonna beat it no troll like
Am I tripping or no like no troll? I don't think they're ever gonna beat it. I
Genuinely don't think that they're gonna beat it like hardcore Minecraft
Elden are not Elden the Ender Dragon. I think they can do but bro
I've never even killed the wither warden or elder guardian and let alone they do it in one run
Miho. Good fucking luck, Kaisen and I, Shoste.
Ardent! Under the water, please?
There's no way. How long will this realistically take?
Me and XQC, I think we literally did this.
And we gave up after we died. Facts or no.
XQC's stable Ronaldo Minecraft.
I think I probably had this on my watch history.
Is it this?
Does anyone remember? Didn't we give up?
We like gave up or something like that. It's like it's impossible, bro
Yeah, we it's impossible, bro. I think it might have been this I think the title is wrong though
We tried giving killing every boss and I think I died
Wait, is this how I died?
What is this bro, oh
I did die aware
This is us trying to get with our skeleton skulls aware
That's one oh my god, four hours in by the way
How did I die I forget
Oh, you think you can't hear him?
Oh, no!
Shit, I'm dead.
Oh my god, I'm gonna die.
I'm dead.
So I killed one, and then I by accident somehow scroll wheeled into a pearl, and then just
died.
I'm gonna die.
Go back to blonde, fuck you.
Oh my gosh, he might be good.
What?
This dream is going to take forever.
You know what the warning is.
No, I don't.
Let me see the okay.
How hard is the warden 1 through 10 I've never killed it
Yo, you motherfuckers are saying do this without saying a word I don't even think I can do this
I'm not I'm not gonna attempt this. I don't even I don't even think I could do this
I'm not even kidding you a god bless
Kai and speed I genuinely I
Just genuinely think they can't do it like I I wish them the best though
Like what how hard is the warden bro?
hardcore
Minecraft warden
Like is it that hard or no?
What are people kill it with?
Me trying to fight the warden with enchanted netherite gear, excuse me, I know that sounds
crazy.
Oh, so this guy's got 61 dapples and he's got netherite armor.
Do you think Kain's speed are even going to get this armor?
Oh, these are notch apples, aren't they like the most broken thing?
Oh, he's in creative mode. Let's see if he can kill it.
Oh yeah, I mean, they're just gonna die.
There's no way. There's just no way. They're just gonna die. This is...
This is like God armor with God loot and he's cheating.
Yeah, there's no way there's actually no way like
Wait you kill the warden that's all you get
That's all you get
What the fuck is the point of having
Wait, how many hearts does it have listen bro? I actually
Yeah, I don't know if this is possible like I don't even know I'm not even trying to hate like I actually want to see them
Like I want to see them beat this but like I genuinely don't think it's possible. Listen, man
I give them how many weeks do you think it'll take them?
How many weeks do they?
Bro elder guardian what the fuck even is the elder guardian? I don't even know what that is
Is this thing hard to kill? I've never even seen this
No, it's easy how hard is the wither I've never killed the wither either I've never killed it
I never attempted to kill it though it gives you mine if it's you gonna work kind of knowing but it's easy is
The wither harder than the ender dragon
Like I don't want to sound stupid, but I've never I've never fought it. I've never even cared to fight it
Yes, oh god
Yo, I'm gonna be honest with you best of fucking luck bro
I give you guys
30 days and if you haven't done it by 30 days then I'll attempt it, but I'll be honest with you
I'll probably end up fucking quitting. There's absolutely no fucking way. This is possible, man
Jeez Louise man, best of fucking luck in one life. Has anyone in my chat even done this?
Like I guarantee this professional not even professional just really good Minecraft players that can't even do this
It's fucking hard or take them a long time
What else bro? What else? Oh Addison Ray got added to Fortnite before stable Ronaldo
Wow
Addison fucking right and it's her. Okay. Yeah
So Addison Ray got added to fucking fortnight before me. Oh
Nice man. Oh nice. Is this a good ad by fortnight?
Is this a fucking good ad like bro?
You guys could have had a hundred million fucking sales if you added stable run auto to the fucking website
It's true. I'm right. I'm right. I'll be honest with you
I would probably be the most selling skin in the game facts facts. I'm actually out of Google this
most
Most sold fortnight skin in the game
The most sold is aura who the fuck is aura me
Wait tongue tongue tongue to whore becomes the most so
46 million people have the super hero
Okay, be honest. Do you think people would buy it?
Do you think more than 46 million people will buy my skin?
Wait, what is the least bought skin?
Least used who the fuck is D. E. Oh, this ain't Bruce. What the fuck is this?
207 people bought this 207 who is this random kid bro NBA 75 shot caller who
the fuck is this who is Zarya the cool yo I'm not even kidding is there any
Icons up here. Holy shit, bro. There's none
Damn what I'd be the first person to juice world ice spice in juice world Wow
Where the fuck is courage JD
29 that you're telling me you want me to believe that 29,000 people bought this
Come on, bro. Let's not lie here
Let's data a come on. There's no way, right?
How many people bought clicks? What?
4.4 million? Holy fucking aura.
Allie, I don't even know where he is damn bro. I'm gonna be honest with you. It's clicks rich prop hunt
David a five gifted bro, Kai 317,000 bro how much money is that wait 1800 hold on me do some math here
how much fortnight made hold on let me do some math here on just let me just do it on clicks
So, clicks cost about $15, 15 times, this is probably inaccurate, but $4.4 million.
One, okay, so that's one, two, one, two, three.
$66 million.
There's no way right?
How much of this do you think clicks all wait? I got a call clicks. I got a check all clicks and just ask
Just ask him bro. Like should I just dead ass ask him?
like
Bro, let's just say he saw let's just say he saw 1% of that
He would make six hundred and sixty thousand dollars
Now let's just say he saw
Five percent of that
Yo, yo, yo, geez
Yo, so I'm looking I'm on stream right now
I'm looking at your fortnight skin and it says that you sold 4.4 million sales on
One of them and 5.7 on the other and each one cost $15, so that's approximately 66 million dollars
Wait, how much money did you see?
I mean bro, this is just disgusting, this is just disgusting man, yellow dude with hands
up man, I gotta just become PR friendly, alright hold on let me restart this shit, let me um,
I know what to do, I know what to do, I know what to do, I know what to do, guys starting
now I'm family friendly, if you're not family friendly you're just gonna get banned, simple
as that, I'm just gonna, I'm gonna start my streamer quake, let me just, let me just
restart, how do I want to do this, how do I want to do this, how do I want to do this,
I
Need one second
Hey everybody, it's me stable. We're not a welcome to the stream everybody has everyone's day going is everyone doing phenomenal today
How's everyone doing? How's everybody doing man?
We're all be honest with you guys
I love the positivity that's going on here and I just want to spread the word of how life is amazing and you guys all
all are worth it. I love you guys so much. Thank you guys for keeping me safe. Okay. Um,
hey, let's keep the chat family friendly please. I love you guys so much man. This community is
absolutely amazing and I'm so glad that we get to spread everything that goes on in the world,
how positive the world is. Yes, very nice man. I love you guys. We hate you kill yourself.
All right
Listen, bro, that's a lot of fucking money. That's a lot of fucking money. What is this?
Put it in my stable with the five gifted yo mods. Didn't I tell you to execute this guy?
Yo, why is he still coming in my chat? Like I told you to get rid of him
Um, Senna started panicking after fighting out that Kaisen and Aisha's speed are starting
a marathon on stream in the middle of her month-long sabbathon.
You're gonna take the lead from us.
What?
And they won it!
But, Shad, here's the thing.
You guys aren't all gonna lead to watch Kai, right?
Like, you guys are obviously gonna stay here, cuz there's like no reason for you to leave,
right?
Stop typing well.
stop saying well aware aware aware yeah
Rosina we're not watching you you're
yo you're so fucking annoying sinna
you're just a waiting room for stumble
Roberto JK JK bro twitter clippers are
gonna clip that and they're gonna say
Ron hates women etc I don't know how to
tell you that right I just saw um yo mod
squad
are you fucking dead ass I thought
Yesterday we were talking about all this for disabled rotardo that is
Yo, okay. All right. Hold on. We need to have a conversation
We need to have a conversation. This is like I can't even do my work right now
Like I dead ass can't even do my work bro, I dead ass can't even do my work like I can't work bro
I can't work I mean in this community
Community so so so when y'all so when Kai goes live y'all throw up MGMs. You're not throwing up seas
Going up seas
Negotiate a chat. I'll be honest with you, bro
Are y'all gonna leave me
And five gifted Yavado, I mean y'all are gonna say yes regardless I could say yo would y'all leave me if fucking
Ben Dodon with the 10 gifted subs! Thank you so much, Ben!
Um, I'm actually surprised you're gifting me 10 subs right now,
because you just bought Moise Night Grills.
I don't know if y'all saw a chat.
I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding.
Yo, Ben, bro, I'm gonna be in Florida soon, bro.
Let's do something.
Shout out, Ben, man.
Yo, what the fuck is OVO? Is that a gang or something?
Yo, someone clip that, bro. Someone clip that. Send that to Drake.
Yo, yo, yo, that's actually fire. That's actually fire. I
Love you shut the fuck up. All right. Yes, sir. I'll see you soon, man. Thank you for the 10 now. What is this?
Yo, yo, yo, yo, I'm coming out
Just like completely went away I have never in my life
Felt this amount of pain before I
I don't know if this is even normal, but the pain I'm in right now
is so bad and
I keep having to pee from drinking electrolytes and I feel so bad because it's probably TMI
But I have to pee in a bottle if I can't get up and Darla has to keep emptying out the pee bottle and like
I feel like a grown man child. This is like humiliating and embarrassing. This is the worst thing. I'm not gonna lie, bro
Lacey, we hope you get through that man. Every sub right now is one prayer y'all
If y'all want to gift one sub, it's one prayer for Lacey, man.
It's deadass one prayer, man.
Thank you, King.
Thank you for the gift, it's one prayer.
What is this?
Researchers claim the moon could be a secret alien base object,
with more than 20 unidentified objects near its surface.
Jason the fucking ween. What do you have hidden up there?
JC hit 11 million? Say Wallahi!
Oh my god, his whole chat is everyone on follow!
2,000 away!
Holy shit.
Guys, 2,000 away!
Oh my god!
Yeah, look at that. That is crazy.
Don't be weird.
Guys, everyone follow me too.
Let's get to 11 million also.
Jeech.
I have a video that I want to react to before we start anything.
Also, by the way,
today was this.
I already seen Stabilon auto being hardcore
I don't think I could do this.
Look, even this guy knows.
I don't think I could do this, guys.
We're not talking about this anymore,
but I don't think I could do this.
I'm dead ass serious.
I don't think I could do this.
Like, am I that good enough to do this in one run?
Like, dead ass serious.
Am I that good to do this in one run?
I genuinely don't think I can.
Like, hardcore Minecraft is hard enough,
Ender Dragon hard enough.
I don't think I could do it.
Dead ass serious.
Um, you can man you won an FNCS. You're right, bro. I'm stable fucking reno
Jigs he hit it brother. He's not even close. I have him tap
Now click the farts on board
Anyways, anyways, I have a video that I want to react to and then also, also, you guys
know how I did make me laugh equals win money and I gave away money.
Okay, today you guys tell me that I'm the worst gamer.
Okay, sure.
Today you told me, right?
August 28th.
What?
what wait what why y'all owe me five in wait August why you owe me five in does
Does he know?
Wait, what did I miss?
Why are y'all spamming? Does he know?
What is happening August 28th, bro?
Chained together?
What are you talking about?
Huh?
Dude, look at my fucking chat.
What is this?
Jinxie announced August 28th.
You guys are doing Jane together?
Actually, it's just me and him, right? That could be not that bad. If it's just me and
him, that's actually not bad. Because Lois never really responded to my text. No? It's
It's with Loose!
I'm going to be honest with you, how long is it going to take to be chained together,
me, Loose, and fucking Jinxie?
I don't even know, like, that might take a long time.
Also, by the way, I do have my GTA 5 marathon. I'm debating on what to do it
You guys can pick a date and let me know if you want it this month
Since I'm taking off a lot of days this month because I'm traveling I might end up doing it after I get back from
Monterey, oh right now
Okay, awesome. Okay, awesome. Also, by the way, when I'm in Paris chat
I'm probably gonna do a one-hour like vlog or something like that for the live channel. So I'll probably be vlogging out there
so yeah
Why did someone's ad Pepsi and Tom to fix me? What does that even mean, bro?
What cars are you taking a Monterey? I have one car. That's all I'm taking bro
And it's my Porsche and it's gonna be a whole different color
Do you guys want to see it? Should I leak it or should I wait? Should I wait a couple days?
Should I leak or not?
Should I leak? No, I don't want to leak. I don't want to leak right no leaks
No leak check Twitter
Um, I already know what color it is, but you haven't seen what it looks like, dick.
You haven't seen what it looks like, dick.
I did not buy an SVJ, I don't have enough money, bro.
That car is worth too much fucking money, it's Jeech.
You deserve this? Deserve what?
Let's eat canes, Dave Sauce.
Bro, you are making my mouth just water right now.
Oh my fucking god.
You know what? Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
I don't want to leak my dashboard, but let's try ready
Leaked leak leak leak leak leak leak
Okay, how the fuck how the fuck do I make it a setting so I could give it viewer reward?
Add a new custom rewards make Ron eat canes
There we go.
$100 million.
That's not error saving.
What?
$109 million.
Easy.
Then easy.
nice jinx he's about to hit 11 million oh my god he's actually about to hit it
wait does anyone have enough channel points who has the most channel points
oopsies love coming to stream everything oh for realsies bro w jinxy five we're in the last 500 oh my
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Chad, we're in the last 500, bro.
That is crazy. Oh my god!
Damn.
Wait! Wait! Wait!
11 million.
That's actually kind of nuts.
11 million people on Twitch is low-key fucking nuts.
Who is the most followers on Twitch? Is it Ninja?
200. 200.
I was here in the chat. It's Kai. Really? We're gonna wait. How many this kind of hit it?
That's not oh my gosh
22 million cheese low
a hundred and forty nine away a
Hundred and forty nine away bro. Yeah. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. You did it son
I want to refresh should I refresh or no to see the animation
Wait, what? I was 24-way?
Come on, follow up, follow up.
Follow up, follow up, follow up.
Please, please just follow up.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
11 million!
Wow.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wait, wait, wait, chill.
Chill, chill, chill. Guys, come on.
Guys, chill.
We'll be here in 11 million.
Well, we had 11 million. Oh my gosh
We hit 11 million, bro. Oh my god. Oh my god. That's actually here into the chat
That's actually nuts. Hold on. Let me congratulate him
You did it son you're number one
You did it son. We did it. We did it
Yo, I got a gift. I got a gift hold on
Okay, I'm gonna ask you, it did not go through, it said I need to re-add my PayPal, jeez.
Congratulations to fucking Jinxy, man. W Jinxy in the fucking chat. He deserves it, man.
Jinxy's the fucking goat on that ass series. He's like, actually, the goat. Good fucking dole, man.
W fucking Jinxy, man.
You did it, son! You're number one!
Ron, what do you mean, bro?
I always believed in you, bro. You did it.
Bro, bro, thank you, bro.
We hit 11 million.
What?
Thank you, bro.
Not a thank you, my boy.
Hey, bro.
Ron, I told Jack to aim together, bro.
August 28th.
August 28th.
Hey, bro, I'm sick that day, bro, uh, you, you let me know, man, uh, uh, congratulations
though.
Oh my god, you know what he's got to do?
I don't care.
Call me a little kid.
Hit a rare one.
Oh my god.
hit a one of one. Oh my God.
Hit it. Hit it. Hit a one of one. Oh my God.
Hit a rare one.
I'm a grown ass man.
11 million Twitch followers.
Chat. Ah, this is a crazy thing, bro.
I don't even know what to do.
He's actually an idiot.
The most followed Twitch streamers.
Kaisenat with 21.4 million. Holy shit. Abai with 20 million. Holy shit. Ninja with 19 million.
That's actually insane. How many people you think, is this all from Fortnite? Holy shit.
Bro. It's actually crazy I watched them play H1Z1.
Holy fuck, bro. That is insane. Fucking Fortnite.
Air and play. 17 million. Wait, I want to do English channels.
Because I don't, actually I'll do everyone. Who's easy? Who's this? Who the fuck is this?
Who the fuck are you?
Random kid.
Tee-fu with 11.5 and now Jinxie with 11 million.
Yo, oh my god, Klix has 8.6 million?
Holy shit.
Holy shit, man.
Wait, how does 7 million but 8 million hours was probably bought in
1300 okay riot myth has 7 million 2 oh
My god, he didn't raw 7 million
That's insane bro stable. I'm in the top 50
Wait, that's kind of nuts, man.
That's actually kind of nuts.
I'm the top 50 most...
Oh, bots!
That's actually kind of insane, bro.
That's kind of insane.
That's actually kind of insane.
Now that I think about it.
425,000 holy shit drop of me if you just followed the stream like last month dude
I'm not gonna lie streamer University actually pushed so hard. This is like insane. Look how much of this push bro
Like I'm not gonna like dick ride me all you want bro. Call me D1 bro. This is thanks to the big KC, bro
But he actually got my name pushed so much more than it was like this is insane bro
420,000 followers in saying
Bro, it's actually crazy how good of a year we've had since AWARE.
I'm gonna be honest with you guys, I thought after AWARE.
I thought after that my career would go downhill.
But none to less bro, cause that's what I got told in the back end.
People told me I was gonna fail.
But wow man, we really pushed.
Shout out to you guys man.
This is nuts.
This is actually nuts.
Who was there for the January Streams Cinema?
Dude, it's actually crazy.
I thought January would have been like the month
where it's like all my content,
but bro, every single month has just been like,
even forget like the climb,
cause like obviously forget like this,
but like just look how far we have came.
This is nuts, man.
This is what life is, by the way.
I just want y'all to know, like to inspire anyone here,
like all jokes aside,
bro, life's all about up and downs, bro.
Look how much of a high and then look how low
and then it's high.
Life's all about that, bro.
It's all about just never quitting. It's crazy, bro.
Oh, so my peak viewer today is 76.
So I have 76 people watching me right now.
Be grateful.
So all 76 of you are just typing at the moment. Is that what it is?
Is that what this fucking is?
Oh, you're all bots.
So every single person here is a bot.
Yep, you guys got me, bro.
I'm the number three English. No, there's no way that's accurate, right?
What?
Okay, now this has to be fake. What is this based off of our? Oh, it's because it's hours watched
Because the last month aware
Wow, that's what she kind of nuts yo, I'll never forget that some of them remember the first sub a thong chat aware, bro
Your number one mom called me. Oh classic
Damn bro according to cuff him. I'm a bot yo bro. Listen. I don't want to see hate
You know what I'm saying? I'm gonna talk to cuff him whenever he's done his marathon, bro
It's just spread positivity. All right simple as that, bro
I'm not trying to get in drama and nothing like that, bro.
At the end of the day, I'm happy.
Everyone should be happy.
Simple as that, bro.
There's no reason to spread drama.
Let's just be happy.
Today chat, we're gonna be doing something cool
after I react to this video.
I wanna basically one-v-one you guys on Fortnite.
And if you beat me, you get $100.
Simple as that.
Y'all claim that you're gonna beat me.
Y'all claim that you're better than me.
This is your time now to make a moment out of it.
If you wanna make a career, come join my lobby.
You join my lobby, be funny.
You might just make a career out of it.
You know what I'm saying?
If you beat me, you also get $100.
Simple as that, bro.
Also, only a hundred.
Yo, how much money do you want me to give
every time you kill me?
A million?
Like, how much?
How much do you deserve, bro?
Oh, a $10,000.
So you want me to make this $100,000 stream?
If you think you're good,
It should be at least 20k.
Okay, okay, you know what?
Okay, okay, the first person who can actually 10-0 me,
I'll give you my Lamborghinis.
Is that what you want?
Is that what you fucking want?
Is that what you fucking want?
I'll just give away my Lamborghini just for you, bro.
Is that what you want?
Oh, now it's deal, deal, deal.
How about fuck you, I'm lying.
Speaking of, speaking of Fort Nut,
have a nice little video I wanna watch.
And this is going back to the OGs in the chat.
Drop a me if you used to watch OG Fortnite.
Drop a fucking me.
I actually saw this, it stumbled upon my desktop
and I was like, you know what?
I kind of want to react to this before a Fortnite segment.
So put that on Bobo, bro.
Honestly, she got to go someday.
Disclaimer, yo listen, what's up YouTube?
My name's Stumble Roberto.
This is my Twitch chat right here.
You guys are actually freaking idiots. So all you guys do is just type emotes
You don't even type words because you all are bots manufactured
But today I'm actually gonna be reacting to where are the OG fortnight youtubers now
Who is the best OG fortnight youtuber? Yo, Ron will never be doing late. I'm having another five minutes rope stop gifting
Who is the best OG fortnight youtuber?
Like the more that I think about it isn't bro. There was C-Day
Fearless they have a guy that just had courage J-Day
Like the best og youtuber low-key like I
Feel like it was C-Day or like T-Fu. No
Anyways, let's get straight into this
And yeah, let's all smile have a good time. Let's see what we got going on here
Disclaimer this video is a four night battle
Excuse me, a few YouTubers were some who were made primarily stream as well.
With the rise of Fortnite Battle Royale in 2017, we saw several content creators who had exploded in poppy...
Okay, real talk. I know I'm pausing a lot. That's just how I am when I react.
Who had the biggest peak? Was it Ninja?
I feel like, unironically, like...
Actually, yeah, it was. There's no- there's no one else that, like...
Ninja was deadass on top of the world.
Like, more than anyone in the-
Like will he go down as the biggest gamer that's ever touched like internet?
They already basically taking over the internet
However, while some of them are still around today many of them have been completely forgotten
Don't push the snack away
Starting with probably the most massive youtuber in fornite history
We got ninja who is kind of in a weird place right now
Tyler Blevins also known as ninja began posting on YouTube back in 2011
How much money do they ninja made during his whole career?
Until eventually he stumbled across a new genre that y'all might have heard of called Battle Royale with games like H1Z1
Okay, this was the greatest this was dead-ass the great listen
I know I have a lot of young kids in here in this chat, but bro
This was the greatest battle royale that ever has been played ever
I don't care what any of you guys say if you know anything about royales
This was the greatest like the kids nowadays even know what pubg is or am I getting too old on an pubg releasing
Oh shit, and he would start to blow up as a constant creator. This is what I used to watch him bro before the incident
Reaching like 10,000 viewers at a time on Twitch mainly due to the crazy records and he was so good
He was actually so good
Okay, that clip is not me by the way, I see all over Twitter somehow every six months
There's a tweet of me that gets posted that says that's me. That's not me
However, while he was already doing great
He had barely even gained a fraction of the fame that he was about to receive
That's not me!
On September 26th of 2017, this game would change the course of not only his career
But his entire life around the release of 4.9
Oh my god, look how good the old map was
Ok, I know a lot of people want to say nostalgia, nostalgia, nostalgia.
I don't care what anyone says, old Fortnite just looked way more appealing than new Fortnite.
And if not even nostalgia.
Like dead serious, the game just used to look so much better.
I don't care what anyone says, it doesn't look this good anymore, look how nice the
game looks.
He was now at 3.7 million followers gaining over 3 million of them in just five months
Not only was he on top of live streaming and gaming content on YouTube
I love my god 14 million views of video
Later at the time later in the month we would get blessed with what was probably one of the craziest moments in live streaming history
And this would be the ninja and Drake collab stream cinema 99.9% sure we are about to break twitch 5k don't know if you get this dog ninja
You hear me?
With the stream here broken bro, hold on. I know I'm pausing do you guys even know what happened during this stream?
Just look at the chat just look at the chat real quick. This is what twitch prime was back in the day
Jesus.
You're fucking fucked.
Come on, bro.
Look at everybody. Holy shit.
Oh, my God.
Shit.
Oh.
What the fuck?
Like.
Do you see this?
Do you see this?
Do you see this?
Do you see this?
Do you see this?
What?
Dude what?
What?
Who's this random kid?
What the fuck dude?
That stream he must have made like over a million dollars.
The individual streamer viewer record had over 628k concurrent viewers.
I mean nowadays you got Kaestanet who's doing like a Kevin Hart stream on Monday and then
a Michael Jackson collab on a Tuesday.
But back then seeing someone like Drake on a livestream with some basically random streamer
Has anyone else had Drake?
I just asked if he had Drake on a live stream, didn't he?
Thanks to Ninja.
Where did you get Band-Aids?
Band-Aids?
Band-Aids?
Shut up.
So, one year after Fortnite's release, he had gone from 500,000 followers to almost 12 million.
And on YouTube, he was now sitting at over 18 million subscribers.
At this point, he had pretty much gone from just being some random Fortnite streamer to an entire celebrity.
How aware of the New York City incident, nobody saw a random Fortnite streamer to an-
This is just bad, like oh my god, bro. This was just bad
Entire celebrity however at some point things eventually did start to plateau as fortnight evolved
So did its player base. I mean this was around the time where you could just look at someone and they'd start building skyscrapers
This is a classic left creators like Tee-Foo who are kind of taking the spotlight away from Ninja
He was way better. It was way better. It was way better player anymore
Now the biggest that probably contributed to his downfall the most was when he signed a deal in 2019 to switch from streaming on
on Twitch to only Mixer alone.
Yeah, but switching from Twitch to Mixer,
was that a good move for him?
Like even if like Mixer ended up not working out
and he cashed a bag,
but bro, would you switch to a site
for like 20 to $50 million?
Or do you think he could have made more on his own
during this prime?
Like I feel like taking, okay, this is my take.
I feel like if you're already making millions
and millions and millions of dollars a month,
hot take, but what is an extra 20 to 50 million?
In my opinion, like, I'll be honest with you,
he probably already cleared before,
and a lot of you guys might question mark me,
but like, hear me out, hear me out, hear me out.
And this is a good, this is not a quote,
but this is a good thing right now.
What is money
without an end goal?
And what I mean by that is, yo, if you have $20 million,
What is 50 million dollars gonna do for your end goal?
In my opinion, like another 50, like,
I don't know, he was already making
millions and millions of dollars a month.
I get it, maybe people like money,
but like, bro, if I had 20 million dollars
to 30 million dollars made,
and I was consistently making that,
bro, I wouldn't leave you guys.
And you could say cap all you want, but I wouldn't.
But it was a smart move looking back
because this site actually shut down, aware.
I will say this was like a 30 million dollar deal,
but the downside was that he pretty much
lost his entire audience after switching.
In 2018, he was averaging over 70,000 viewers and after switching to Mixer, he was only
averaging under 8,000 viewers.
I mean, the overall viewership on Mixer was so bad that in less than a year after signing
Ninja, the platform had been shut down entirely since returning to Twitch.
Okay, I'll be honest with you, taking people from like a main platform for another platform
is actually insanely hard.
Like I think no matter how much a diehard fanbase you have, like people are just so comfortable
bro.
Like if I swap to like YouTube live streaming permanently, like I think I'm gonna have to
take OBR.
His viewership was about the same as it was on Mixer, but over time it slowly started to dwindle down.
And there was a couple moments where he kind of did start to make a comeback actually, mainly because of the memes that started to blow up on him.
The low taper fade.
Low taper fade.
Massive. Massive.
That is.
That taper fade, like meme, is still massive.
Massive, that's massive.
Massive. Massive.
Massive.
I'm not gonna lie though, he's kind of low key been ruining his reputation on the internet recently.
I don't know what it is, but there's been like multiple times where he's just randomly taking shots at other streamers.
Kai's pulling 30k right now because he's sleeping, dog.
Every time he wakes up and he actually starts playing Elder Ring,
he's pulling anywhere from now to 200k.
He does what I could have done if I just stayed home and streamed.
And didn't get a mixer or...
See, like, that comment, I've never even heard this.
I'll be honest with you, I'm sure Ninja's a good dude, whatever,
but I know deep down he's a hater.
Like, I can just tell.
I can just tell off who he is.
See, you know what I'm saying?
He's definitely just a hater deep down.
Anything like that.
It's like, when you make so much money, you just become like a hater.
I would probably do the same thing.
If I had a hundred million dollars, I'd probably just be like,
Like go fuck yourself to anyone trying to do anything
Congratulations to Kai for beating my record as of October 20, 2023
Twitch streamer, I buy it, holds the record for most concurrent viewers on a Twitch stream with 3.44 million
His thing with Ninja, bro
If you guys go back to the clips of every time where I broke a record or every time where I passed Quota Quota Ninja
He's always backhanded top of enemy, bro. He's always like aggressive, but this happened
I'm not sure if he's just joking around or not. Oh, yeah, we're just joking remember guys. We're just hey, we're just joking
Yo, yo, I'm not alive like yo, Senna is the worst streamer ever. I fucking hate her
You know what I'm saying? She's a piece of shit, but it's just content. I'm just kidding. It's just content
Yeah, at the same time the decline of four nights popularity obviously didn't help too much either
But let's be real right now if Ninja never started up a stream again
This guy is so rich that if I had just like zero one percent of his income
I could probably retire my entire family
So I think it'll be fine. However, if y'all do want to support my dream of getting point zero one percent of
We're good. We're good. Feel free to drop us now. I agree. Appreciate it. Also, by the way, if any of you are series constant creators of any
I've been on the whole nexus T foo. I'll be honest with you
Ninja set for life action. Oh, he's set for life
So I don't even think he cares about being a streamer like when we're looking at where the og fortnight youtubers now
I don't think he gives a fuck. Let's get back into the video now
I know the fortnight creator in player who I'm sure y'all probably
THE GOAL!
What's the Tee-Foo?
Actual goal!
When he started his current channel
Deserved everything!
When he started his games like Call of Duty
And especially Destiny for a long period of time
Actual goal!
When he was with other Battle Royale creators at the time
He would also start to play H1Z1
Fun fact, he was actually rivals with Ninja Bec then
And he was way better, he was way better
Aw, he's doing a fucking thing
He's doing a fucking thing
He's doing a fucking thing
Of a nerdy play, man
Fast forward a bit, it was actually a little bit after Fortnite's release
That he would upload his very first Fortnite video onto the channel
You know, yeah, as you can see by the title of the video, he was cracked at the game.
Okay, no one was getting this many kills back in the day.
You weren't! Don't say you weren't!
Don't say you weren't!
You weren't!
Not bad, but we could do a lot better.
Just a few months after his very first time at the phone,
he had already been invited to none other than FaZe Clan.
While only having 70,000 viewers at the time,
Because of this and also the fact that he was pretty much one of the best four night players in the world if not the best
What's he the best rocketed his popularity like he was the best putting his name next to ninja when debating who was actually like
He was way better than I know what's on accident
He was ahead of the game is in during the four night Friday event and then got blasted by T foo
So I can confirm he might actually be the goat
Google was better. I'm talking about like this era
Well, he was he was really good. You gotta give credit for credit. He was so ahead of the game
He had gone from not even 100,000 subscribers all the way to nearly 1 million subscribers
And just one year after that he had reached over 10 million during this time
10 million subs in one year?
Holy
He was at his peak in both competitive Fortnite and Consecration
Didn't he qualify to woke up for my trip at every single video and at some point had actually passed Ninja as the most watched Fortnite streamer
How are-
Wow
Yo, and at some point had actually passed Ninja as the most watched-
Yo, Nick Marks, Lyric, Stable Renato, Goals, XQC, Asmongold, Ninja, Summit, Shroud, and
Tifu.
Tifu was up by over 21 million basically.
Fortnite streamer.
However, while things seemed like they were going great at the time, that was not exactly
the case.
On May 22nd of 2019, Tifu had uploaded a video titled, my response, hashtag release the contract.
In the video, he explains that he was getting ripped off by FaZe Clan and wanted them to
release their contract to the public so that way people could see the full details.
The video was uploaded two days after Tifu had sued FaZe Clan for these unfair business
practices, as well as encouraging illegal games and
underage drinking.
FaZe Banks, who was actually the CEO of FaZe Clan, actually made a response back to Tifu
basically saying that everything was a lie, and that he even tried negotiating with Tifu.
After all the back and forth though, there was still no contract released. A little more than
a year later on August 26th of 2020, Tifu and FaZe Clan had settled their lawsuit,
putting an end to the whole drama. However, we still don't really know what actually happened,
and even to this day, he still won't speak on it.
I don't know, I just kind of, we just never moved on, yeah, I mean, I'm cool with all those guys, I mean, there's no-
His asterisk on it, nor- Yo, yo, shut up, bro.
Yeah, blood there. What'd you guys settle for in the lawsuit?
No comment.
From this point on, Tifu had experimented with some other games after leaving for-
And he was golden, I actually used to-
Bro!
Tifu's like one of those streamers who can come back and really just do anything.
He called me dick riding, called me D1 all you want, bro.
Bro, he came back and was a Minecraft speedrunner. Then he became like a fucking arc survivor. What is that game called arc or whatever?
Bro, he's actually just like he's a real gamer, bro. He he called me a dick writer, bro
He deserves everything and I'm actually glad he had such an amazing career
He still has a career slowly starting to fade out until my baby in the
2023 where he announced that he would be retiring from content creation
Okay, so that was a lie six months later Tfue had a return to YouTube basically uploading whatever he wants
And honestly, it's not doing too bad as far as what he's up to now
He pretty much summed it up in a recent interview with Logan Paul. It's weird
I'm like leaving like an old retired Florida person right now
Like bro, I when I was talking to him off stream, you know what he told me he does he goes I drink beer and I go fishing
Offending fishing like I might as well throw bingo in there
Yeah, but yeah, honestly, it really just seems like Teefoo's has been chilling and living like he's retired
So on engine Teefoo are still active today and just kind of fell off in popularity
There were some huge four-night creators who had reached pretty much the peak of their careers
And then it was like yeah, I'm a vanish from the face of the earth
One of these youtubers was fearless who was actually one of the biggest four-night youtubers ever
Actually one of the guys
Until one day he had just completely
What happened to this guy?
Like actually though
Like this guy was like low key a child
Much like these other youtubers
This guy also started out by posting other games
And he had actually got a pretty decent following playing Call of Duty at first
And of course once four-night blew up you guessed it his channel did as well
He wasn't necessarily known to be the greatest four-night player at the time like a lot of other creators
He's just a bot, bro
He quickly became the go-to creator if you wanted to watch four-night content centered around entertainment
But four posting four-night, he was averaging like
I used to try to make YouTube videos like Fearless and C-Day
Oh my god, do you guys know the video that I showed you before?
It's so bad, I'm not even gonna show it, I'm not even gonna show it, we showed it before
Less than 100,000 views a video
And within a year, he was now averaging tens of millions of views with his most views
Bro, I've shown it before, bro
I don't even know what channel it's on row. What channel is it my main? Oh God
Let me see if I got it hold on
I'm gonna cringe bro. I'm actually gonna fucking cringe
Hold on I
Showed you guys this before though. No, I swear I did
I think I have yeah, I have but this is to the new viewers. I'll show you guys. Oh
My god, I see it's right here
Bro, I must have been like actually like 13 years old I've edited this whole thing and everything
Damn son, where'd you find this?
Okay, it's time to get me out of here.
I'm gonna light your white balls like a spark of my life.
Stop!
What?
I'm gonna watch this shit.
The video is averaging 30 to 60 million every single video.
Y'all can't do wrong.
It's not that we all have never tried to be like that, man.
If I'm wrong, but I really don't think there's ever been a four-night creator who has ever consistently pulled that amount of views
And at the same time he was also doing this completely anonymously with no one actually knowing what he really looked like except for one image floating around
But I'll get into that. Wait, what does he look like? Is that this?
But while he was doing amazing things unfortunately started to take a turn over time his uploads started to become less frequent with people starting to joke around about him
Not being alive anymore
That's kid-
He-
He died.
He was a child.
Yeah.
The one who died.
I'm not believing this kid.
Of this infection.
Describe and hit that like button.
Who the fuck is this?
One like 25 views.
What?
While there was a joke at first, Freelance had then uploaded his final ever video, completely
and abandoning his audience and actually leading people to think that he was no longer with
us anymore.
People were starting to get worried with actual rumors about him passing away, starting to
come out.
However, eventually people started to look around and actually found some interesting
clues as to what might have actually-
Wait, there was actually a rumor that he died, did people believe that?
I never saw that.
I just stopped watching him because he stopped uploading.
Yes?
Wait, so there's people in here that actually thought he died?
Really?
I didn't know that.
I don't-
Did he happen to him?
First of all, there were at least a few minor clues that at least proved that he was alive
at least.
The first being that people noticed he had randomly changed his profile picture on tiktok.
The second being that he had updated his name on youtube once the username ads feature had
came out.
The third being some changes to his playlist that were found on his channel, which like
dude I don't even know how people noticed that.
And then probably the most important clue would be when some kid had uploaded a video
onto youtube of both him and fearless playing Fortnite together.
What?
GG.
YouTuber.
You're not done hearing.
You need to channel.
Wait, so this dude just randomly placed Fortnite instead of uploading it?
I think it's safe to say that he's probably still alive.
However, there were a couple moments where he had kind of given some insight into his
personal life.
And I'm not going to lie, it kind of had people worrying.
In November of 2020, a fan had commented on Fearless's TikTok jokingly asking, so when's
your next vacation?
Fearless then responds, Vacation LOLOL.
O-L-O-L. I wish this was a vacation. If only you knew my life, bro. Another interesting clue that came along
What even happened, Chad?
It was actually on June 20th of 2020 where Fearless had done a short live stream on the second channel playing a little bit of
Formate. Towards the end of the stream though, he had actually given some hints into his personal life. I don't know.
It's we-
You wanna talk about it? Let's talk about it. Alright.
YouTube. Nah.
I don't want to get into it while I haven't been uploading stuff, but it's personal.
I mean a little bit and then another thing is they're just like what matters is
I'm up let's say so yeah from the brief amount of information that he has
You never know what someone's going through bro like being that big making that much money
You just never know bro has been going through some personal stuff at this point
That was really all the information that we had until one youtuber named Kalex had came in clutch and actually discovered some pretty crazy
Information going back to that livestream
I just mentioned there was a split second where fearless had accidentally shown his four-night friends list now this dude
Kalec said holy are people this pair of social that they're like if you buy accidents show something that they just find everything
Like this is nuts. He accidentally what do you mean you accidentally showed your friends?
It's you mean you opened up your friends this on your game like yeah, that's something that's normal
Who detective mode and after doing some digging around he was actually able to get in contact with one of the people
Had led to probably the most amount of information that we had gone yet
It turns out that this random guy had actually known Fearless in real life,
What the fuck?!
as well as sharing videos of them playing together.
He even confirmed that the picture going around that I mentioned earlier was actually him.
Now finally, Kalex had asked him the question that we had all been waiting for.
Is Fearless ever going to come back?
And, um,
2023?
Not long ago, he really did get a strange answer.
To me, it honestly seems like it was probably just him burning out,
as well as a mix with, like, life issues or something.
There is another video out there where a fan had gone into another match with him,
and he actually gives some more evidence that he probably was just burning out.
Did you play Fortnite?
Yeah, I played YouTube.
Why?
It was too stressful?
I'll be honest with you.
When you make a lot of money and when you get big,
really fast,
no matter how quote-unquote easy it is,
because it's just YouTube,
some people just overthink.
I'm not saying to feel bad,
I'm just saying this isn't even just him,
it's just like anything, you know?
I have been getting good footage for a video.
I'm actually happy with it.
I don't know.
I could upload quick.
The video would be like trash.
See, he's overthinking his views, bro.
Fuck a view count.
Make every view count, bro.
Like dead ass, bro.
Like, you can only fall off as a content creator or anything in life, right?
If you work a job, if you work anywhere, you can only fall off in that area if you quit.
That's how the world works, bro.
If you stop giving your effort, yeah, someone else will in replace of you, that's how the
world works.
It's going around that claim to have fearless individuals, but I'm pretty sure it's an
AI voiceover and not actually him.
I'm dead, I'm dead brother, why is everybody so sweaty?
Why does it sound like Tifu mixed in with f**king?
However, either way, we at the very least know that this guy is still alive.
Similar to fearless, another YouTuber who had reached a crazy amount of success.
Damn, I actually kind of miss fearless bro, hope he's doing good.
He was actually such a goat.
Randomly disappeared was C-Day.
Now this guy was the real goat.
Deadass, if we go to OG Fortnite,
this guy was the absolute real fucking goat.
I don't know what it is about all these Fortnite YouTubers,
but literally nearly every single one of them
started out by posting Destiny.
With C-Day, it was actually the main game
that he played for.
C-Day was actually hilarious.
Like, I just, I wanted to be like him, bro.
I literally wanted to be in him.
It started to go uphill when he had went from around
100,000 subscribers towards the beginning,
all the way to over two million in just a couple months.
And I mean, it was definitely deserved
because in my opinion,
see they had to have-
I thought tick riding, bro.
Oh my God, the Thanos video classic.
All time at Fortnite Entertainment.
Isn't there a clip?
I don't know why I just randomly brought this up.
Isn't there, there's like this old clip.
I don't know if my mods can find it.
Now that I'm getting reminded of Thanos,
that should kind of look like a thumbnail for Thanos.
Of Bruce getting chased by Thanos in Fortnite
and it's so old.
Does anyone have that clip?
It's actually hilarious.
I don't know one of my mods can find it.
videos were in a way kind of similar to what he was doing. And funny enough, just like Fearless,
he would also vanish from the face of the internet kind of at least. After uploading
pretty consistently for a while, he would start to have these random disappearances.
The first of these happened when C-Day decided to cryptically black out his entire channel
for multiple weeks.
Okay, I'll be honest with you. This is like, I don't really care what's going, if something's
going on in your life, sure, but bro, it is just cringe to black out your socials. I'm
admitting, I've done this before, bro. We did this when we did the sub-a-thon, the first
something done like bro like nobody it's like imagine I posted a picture on my
Instagram story and I said don't hit me up unless you have my number taking a
break like bro shut the fuck up you know what I'm saying bro like you're just
gonna leave just leave I don't know bro like swipe up for a tbh and rape bro
disappearing at the same time but I don't know what happened with his life
whatever happened his life is fair but like I don't know just don't black out
your socials you just make people start going crazy I'm with absolutely no
explanation at all whenever people do stuff like that it's usually not a very
good son. Well this dude had came back after all that and said that he was trying to revamp
his channel. Meanwhile he had people thinking that he was putting-
See, exactly!
... wherever he even died because he wasn't uploading for a few weeks.
How? Wait, are YouTube comments that crazy where they think you die if you don't upload like,
genuinely? Like?
Or unfortunately for the CD fanbase, it was only gonna get worse from here. Soon he would
He would have continued to start rain and be disappearing for longer periods of time
until eventually he had left for two years.
What is this?
Is this the clip?
Why is there no sound?
Oh shit.
I'm leaking.
Yup, I got it and show this.
I almost leaked my reel.
Look at this.
Old Bruce clips are funny as fuck.
Miss Old Fortnite man.
Oh god.
I've seen something that can do this one time.
Oh god.
Bruce clips are funny as fuck miss old fortnight, man. Oh god. I've seen some niggas do this one time
What do you think you did? I think they broke this
And they built a self under the
Definitely got me bent this nigga that's close. Yep into the fullest
This is Bruce from like how many years ago
Oh my fucking god.
Nope.
Oh my fucking god.
Oh my fucking god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Yo, Thanos was actually broken.
Yo, he's actually an idiot.
He's hiding when he's fast, yeah.
Yeah, r slash good.
Aware.
And then drop the video like nothing happened.
You know it's not easy to explain.
He shut up.
A nearly two year absence.
After his return, it turns out that this would be the last video on his channel which was
over two years ago now.
Wait, that was the last time he uploaded?
At this point, unlike Fearless though, he actually did give us an explanation as to
why these disappearances have happened.
There was one point where, like, every other week, a different part of the world was literally
on fire, and then there was the BLM slash Civil War arc.
And I don't know about y'all, but while the world is literally ending in front of us,
The last thing on my mind is, hey yo, what am I going to drop this new Fortnite video?
This state of the game, plus what was happening with the world at the time, it was the perfect
shit storm to keep me from coming back to YouTube.
And obviously that wasn't all of it.
It was apparent I was falling out of love with YouTube and making videos and stuff like
that.
After doing something, well like literally the same thing for that long, it gets repetitive
and it loses that thing that made it fun.
I'll be honest with you, I could see where he's coming from saying something might not
be fun but I would say that like being in a position where so many millions of people
see you like everyone would kill for that position and you got to make the most of it
like you never know someone's actual life but like I don't know I don't think I'd ever
go missing without telling you guys like okay maybe I'm just done or I'm taking a break
but going missing randomly is just I don't I don't know I've never thought that was okay
like obviously no one isn't like I'm not in tight like what is the world I'm trying to
look for like nobody is entitled for any information about your personal life at
the end of the day but I'm just saying or obligated obligated no one is
obligated but at the end of the day I would just tell you guys I'm speaking
for myself I would just tell you guys okay I'm taking a break beginning all
the updates we've had from CDs when he posted a like the one time I took a
break was 2023 and I just disappeared and brother was so many DMs asking me
where I am I think I had a total of like 20 dm's in like a month bro you know what I'm saying and I was just worried
now deleted video showing a promotional OG floor night package that was sent to him by Epic Games
apparently people looked at his profile on like a four night tracker website and saw that he had
reached on a wheel back in OG four nights and he's been spotted playing the game since then
he's also kind of funny seeing people speculate about him as well I'm not gonna lie bro I'm starting
to think that CD was a social experiment made by the government to see if the early versions of AI
I can have the younger generation be entertained. But yeah, honestly, it seems like he really just got burned out of posting YouTube videos
You know what happens or something if you get burned out surprised if he's just chilling somewhere on an island sitting on top
How much money you think you made off for is that since money?
It's all ads. It's money must be nuts on YouTube. I was never a youtuber so I can't tell you but like bro
I can't imagine how much you make if you had like 15 million views of video
He disappeared
There's also been quite a few four night creators who you might have remembered from back then but are almost completely forgotten now even if they are
are still posting to this day.
You might remember people like Dr. Lupo,
Nicotas, CDN,
Oh my God, ball.
High distortion.
Oh my God.
A lot of other Fortnite.
Doctors, oh my God, these are all the,
this was Twitch back in the day.
Dequan, Tim, the Tatman, Dr. Lupo,
Siberia, High Distortion, Hamlin, Scissors,
CDN, and their closeie, Courage 80,
Pokimane, King Richard, Dr. Disrespect,
OPSCT, it used to be more of my favorite H1Z one players.
loya los polos
Chap yellow real crafty 7-0s aim. I don't know who half these people are low-key
Creators who are on top of the game back there
But if you look at their channels now most of these people who are still active on the average like a few thousand views now per video
Well, some of them even just completely moving on from
High distortion has uploaded in four years
I will say though that just because someone's youtube career falls off that definitely does not mean that they weren't successful pretty much
99% of youtubers are going to fall off at some point, but it's at least kind of cool to see that they're still kicking it today
Now lastly, I want to talk about a group of creators who are part of probably the most well-known and iconic team during
This would be TSM originally the teams
They hit the biggest lick ever
Started with myth who is the best 49 players at the time
I mean it was pretty much the pioneer if people becoming correct at building inside of the game
What the fuck he keeps building higher stop build some fucking
Was this the original clip that blue ninja or not ninja?
myth up
Is it this?
Really so if he never so if he never fought summit
He wouldn't have been like a name like can you imagine the orangey?
stop it
He built the big kept building up and building up and building up and I couldn't catch a classic
I first started streaming for tonight. He barely had any I can't be towers
Oh, where how insane he was at the game
This dude started to blow up not long after blowing up
He was signed to TSM as four nights first-ever pro player and from that point on pretty big things were about to happen
Myth had been tasked with everyone who wanted to join like phase or TSM back in the day
I swear like it was just like the thing to join but like what other orgs were there that everyone was
Freaking out about something like og og fortnight like nRG wasn't a thing really liquid was kind of up there chronic
Dude, what a fucking era the players to join the team
Declan not only were they amazing four night players, but they were also creators as well
Which helped bring attention to the whole time however
There was one issue that had started to become a big deal over time each member of the team and especially myth had pretty much
Been hyped up to be the greatest four night player
I mean Daekwon had gotten like 40 kills in one game
The problem is though is that everyone on the team had really only ever been able to play against randoms in a public lobby
And not against other actual pro players
However at some point it was announced that for that would be doing a
50,000 oh my god
I remember this where some of four nights top players would all compete against each other actually classic who was one of those
I actually remember this like it was yesterday this
This this exact clip editors things did not turn out so well for him later
We'll nearly start a huge debate going around about whether ninja or myth was he better for night play who was actually better back in the day
I actually don't know
Myth or ninja as the best for night player like we're going prime for prime
Like I actually think it might be ninja like low key
I don't think myth was like myth was like like I'll give credit myth was like really good at building back in the day
But like I feel like ninja was low-key better at like shooting player with nearly
700,000 people watching this tournament would pretty much give the answer to that question
I got these early game. Oh, I remember this. I was gonna play the high ground early. Oh my god the EJ dash by accident
Yeah, so
So yeah, it turns out myth wasn't actually the greatest four-night player for a little while
Things were actually still going up for myth and the rest of the team in may of 2018
The group had moved into the brand new TSM for night in house where they would be some practicing for the game
Classic around this time was pretty much the peak of their popularity with Camille's averaging over
2000 viewers handling averaging over 12,000 a quant averaging near
30,000 in myth at nearly 40
group leader
Though this hype would not last forever over time while the rest of the team kept practicing one of the members Camille's had started
to fall behind the rest of the team, eventually leading to him being benched and forced to
move back home. People say it was out of his own. Wait, what did he do? I don't even remember
Camille's, why does that name sound familiar, but I don't remember him. What did he do?
Like, he was shit? He was his ass? Will, I honestly really don't know. Build up, brother!
Oh my god, no!
Oh, yeah, that's not gonna cut it. Oh, yeah, no.
From this point on, the goals between them were starting to change.
Myth wanted to keep practicing and-
Jitch!
...in the game, while other members wanted to focus more on the entertainment side of things.
I was really driven to play competitively,
and, like, it came to a point where we had to, like, sit down and have a talk,
and they were just like, yeah, like, we just want to be content creators, really.
Me being-
Being a content creator will always take you farther than being a pro player,
unless you're the number one pro player on that video game, in my opinion.
And I had this conversation back in the day when I used to be don't laugh when I used to be a pro
I'm being honest
I'm being honest when I used to be a pro
Everyone in the fortnight community called me cruel
I remember I think there's probably a tweet out there if you can find it telling me
I shouldn't stream etc
And I remember saying that everyone should be a streamer bro if you're gonna play the game you might as well stream it
Bro, it's just the truth unless you're like number one on the game. There's no point
There's no point
young and who. Bro, look at Klicks. Klicks is a perfect example. Klicks is not a pro anymore. He's a
content creator who's good at the game. Aware. I'm just telling the truth. I'm just telling the truth.
I'm just telling the truth. Sometimes the truth in a world full of lies hurts.
Well, I was. I was like, look how far he's gotten. Fuck, man. I wish they would have told me sooner.
And I kind of like presented them for that a little bit. Yeah. I mean, they had gone to the
point where myth had been the only one shown up to a major tournament. Would they, Kwan and Hamlin
being known and unfortunately for myth he still did not perform too well. So yeah after all this
TSM's 4 night team would start to exit their prime and enter the start of their downfall.
Part of the reason that they had gone so popular in the first place was because they were considered
some of the best 4 night players at first but I'm not gonna lie I think it was more the vibes.
Everyone loved the TSM group like Daquan Hamlin's and myth because it was just like vibes bro. Like
back in the day they literally were just like vibing all together like it was just like the
the first time we had a content house of just gay MERS that were Fortnite, really.
Over time, more people started learning the game and becoming better at it, which made
it harder for them to stand out. A lot of people expressed their disappointment with
the team, which undoubtedly led to people losing interest as well. With both Hamlin's
and DeKwan sharing about how they were struggling with mental health, overtime Hamlin's would
start to stream less and less, before taking a hiatus from 2020 to 2021 basically out of
nowhere. He did eventually return for a brief amount of time, but as far as I'm aware,
The last we heard from him was like March of 2023, where he did a stream on a hot can.
Funny enough though, he was through all the lack of streams.
It seems like he was actually still going up on both the YouTube and Twitch.
Unfortunately for Daekwondo, things are not looking so promising on his end.
Just like Amelie, he was also streaming with some of his best friends.
On top of him struggling with mental health and the death of people close to him, he was
also having physical health problems, specifically with his stomach, which apparently was a major
cause for the lack of streams.
Y'all know I was also sick for like five, six years, you know what I mean?
From 19 to pretty much 26, you know what I mean?
And on top of that, that collapse was also prevented from doing what I wanted to do.
To make things even worse, he had mentioned that his girlfriend contracted E. Coli from
eating at a restaurant, which led to her being in life-threatening condition.
Wait, what is that?
And during this whole time, you got people on Reddit talking about how he doesn't care
about his face because he doesn't stream anymore.
You know it's bad, but I mean, who gives a fuck about what Reddit people say?
Don't ever look at fucking that.
Reddit might be the worst, but we'll probably end up on LSF just saying this, bro.
After a very long disappearance, he did make a return in 2021 and 2022, joining the NRG
house with Hamlin's, who shortly after ended up falling apart, with both his final everstream
and final appearance on the internet being on February 10th that same year.
And since then, literally no one has any idea where he is.
Daequan is not going to answer the phone chat! I've already had Hamlin's hang up on me!
Know that used to probably get to myth all the time bro. Oh my god, bro. I could I could tell this
Bro, I could tell that would get to him all the time. Let it go
Bro, you know what happened to me back in the day, bro
My chat used to type and I know you guys about to do it
I don't really give fuck but they were all just like where's clicks clicks clicks clicks who remembers those days any OGs. Oh
My god, actually it used to be like
Yeah
It's over! I called him! I tried! I tried! And I tried! We made Tweet after Tweet after Tweet!
But they just don't f*** with me no more! As far as myth, he is a person from the group who is still
active today, even though he isn't as popular as he once was. After his peak viewership back in 2018,
the competition coming from other Fortnite players and creators like TeeFoo seemed to have a direct
impact on myth's viewership. Just after the start of his decline, he was also experimenting,
and trying to play other games on stream as well.
While doing variety content could have helped him
as far as longevity outside of Fortnite.
Unfortunately, the games that he was playing
didn't really resonate with his current audience,
causing even more of a decline.
That actually was a couple of moments
where he had revived his popularity momentarily,
like when Warzone came out and especially when Valorant.
O.G. Warzone and O.G. Valorant was actually goaded.
And then Valorant became a bunch of people
just dating e-girls on the game,
just like saying meow to mommy to just slop and then war zone just became cheater central bro
it came out where he had peaked at over 122 thousand concurrent viewers even breaking his
record of max viewers all the way back in fortnite unfortunately they really missed that big
another popularity still continued to decline overall despite even signing a contract with youtube
to stream molly on their platform holy lick sitting at like 50 to 60 viewers which is kind of crazy
to think about considering he was like the second biggest streamer in the world at one
point.
Fast forward to now, he's been streaming on Twitch once again, and it seems like he's
actually been doing pretty decent compared to what he was pulling back on YouTube.
Right now, he's pretty much just doing whatever he wants to though, so I mean honestly that's
pretty respectable.
However, I could definitely see him making a comeback at some point if he even wanted
to, especially if he just sticks with something that he enjoys and then people enjoy watching
as well.
Let me know what's OG 4.9 creators like.
What a good video bro, it's a pretty good video.
I'm pretty curious.
By the way, I've also been getting- I'll be honest with you, I think the best, like
really looking back though, if we're looking about who the best OG Fortnite YouTuber like
who really like who is someone who I should just watch every day bro like I'm really trying to think
it bro I feel like if we're really looking back at like content and that someone who I would just
look forward to whether it be live stream or YouTube video to me it was TeeFoo like that's
every day I would look forward I'd be like oh my god TeeFoo is gonna be on TeeFoo is gonna be on
like like I would look forward to TeeFoo going live bro like do you not remember like TeeFoo
pickaxe glitch i mean this is just a classic bro like
developers like whatever game i'm playing i feel like they just hate me i feel like they hate my
playstyle i feel like they hate like me body and like look at this look at this any game developer
whether i'm playing you know whatever br game i'm playing i feel like they hate me what i've learned
from battle royale's wait where is it where's the clip hello hello hello hello
motherfucker just said alie a shut the fuck up all right boys look at this glitch back in the day
classic boom email boom email it's just easy bro bro double pickaxe boom email it's just brother
I used to do this all the time. Who used to do this hit so I'm gonna do just boom
Boom, you know boom. Yeah, it's just easy like how do you even figure this fucking out, bro?
Like dead ass man. He also blew up tilted towers. We're about to attempt like what is this good tire tilted towers?
By one single exploit. Can we do a chat? What are you guys's votes?
You think it's think we're gonna do it every little piece of tilted towers you'd including these shacks over here
okay nothing gets left behind some moment true baby let's try it
oh my god dude yeah back in the day if you did this shit this would take your
girl bro this would take anyone's girl punch up to there though yeah you did
the shit with a girl. Consider yourself not a longer virgin. Bro, tilted is gone. We are
about insane. Insane, bro. Um, that's the word on a yo what's on the table day for content.
I know if I should stick around or fuck right off to sleep. Yo, yo dick, yo dick, maybe read
the title asshole it's time to fucking show you guys why I'm the fucking greatest
what are you licking me bro what
I mean this was a classic
like
Brother
You get us did this shit your girl is gone
Pleasant yeah
Yeah, how much you think T-Fu made during his actual career?
All right y'all it's time to fucking show you guys you guys want to shit talk me right you guys want to say this
You guys want to say that you guys want to say stable or no, though
You're the goat whatever it's no longer time to decryde yo you beat me on this game a hundred dollars simple as that
Simple as that simple as that bro. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck
That's it okay bet I'm just gonna scam you then I'm just gonna fucking scum you so call me a fucking scummer, bro
Deadass seriously call me a scummer
Where's my camera?
What?
W tax right off.
So I can't do shit!
And no, I'm not going against lays.
I'm not going against any pros.
I'm not going against anyone who knows how to play the game.
I don't care.
Call me.
I'm not doing that, bro.
I'm not doing that.
That's not happening.
money to people that I know, bro. That's not happening, bro.
Yo, how do I turn on performance mode? Or did they take that out of the game? Oh, I
am on it. Oh my god, this music used to be so fucking good. Just be quiet for a second.
up and just listen bro and then it's like and then it's like it's like who the
Who the fuck is this?
Who the fuck is-
Oh
Hey, hey, hey
Who is this
What is this oh nice an emo that doesn't even work
POV chat POV POV POV that you're back home from school and you have a break for three
days because it's a snow day.
I got you more I got you more I got you more.
Okay, okay, okay, this one is POV.
POV, Fortnite just died
and you went back to school the day before, though.
You're about to see the world just...
Okay, now this POV, it's Halloween.
Classic, actually classic.
Okay, now POV, it's 2018 and you're trying to get the same lobby as Ninja.
Oh wait.
Wait.
Like what are these musics for?
Like what the fuck is this?
Wait, where's that one, where's that one, oh this is classic.
This is actual peak.
you
you
you
you
you
I
Mean fuck it, bro
what else a dragon a fucking cat dark vanguard I'm not buying that no one is
buying this shit bro like they need to add okay this we're gonna buy this is
fire a piggy I'll be honest with you they need to add a stable in auto skin oh
Oh, actually classic emote
Like what the fuck is this you're telling me this sells better than me like I'm dead ass here
You're telling me that this sells better than me like noble shit
Like what the fuck is this?
Like they ran out of ideas bro. Just let me in the game like who's buying a fat Jonesy?
Monkey.
I mean brother this is just...
Like what the fuck is this? Like that is... anyone even going this far down into the game?
Like what is this?
Fucking rat, bro
Hi, sonata's not a rat, bro. I'll be honest with you, bro. If I was in the item shop, where would I be?
But I'd be at the top
All right, I don't want to make you guys feel like scared or nothing like that before we get into these 1v1s, but
Just want to show you a little bit of oral quick. Yeah, oh geez gold trooper. Let's talk about it
OG Skulltrooper that's some actual rareness actually rare. I'm OG
We also have I mean this is just this is just something that nobody has
I'll be honest with you. Oh gee galaxy skin. Y'all don't have this y'all don't have this
This is the actual this is the actual OG one. Yep. No one really has this one. This is not skin changer
I don't care what y'all say. This is the real deal
Oh, I'm a fake OG.
I'm a fake OG.
Okay, explain this then.
Explain this.
Explain this.
Explain this.
Explain it!
Yeah!
This is iconic.
Yep.
Yep.
Actually real.
And then look, and then look, and then look.
Borderlands.
I mean, they haven't brought that back.
Wait for it.
Wait for it.
Wait for it.
Wait for it.
Wait for it.
Wait for it.
I mean, actual OG Renegade Raider, every style, look, which one is the gold, or which one
is the iconic, this is not stolen valor, this is not stolen valor, this is the real deal,
this is the real fucking deal bro, hell no, this is the real deal bro, I am not, I'm an
OG brother max omega lights no one knows about this kids nowadays don't even know
I fought for this last day of the season I did this I stayed home from school
Who's this? Get the shit out of here. Hold on. What else do I have in here? It's not
me. Marlin? I mean, brother, this is just iconic. What else did I got? I mean, OG banana?
that's kind of fire wait it's Travis Scott rare is this a rare skin in the
game wait really you don't have the twitch prime skin though oh really wait
What?
Wait, what is it called?
Wait, what?
I'm not a fraud, bro!
Wait, what is it called?
I'm about to look this up.
Wait, what is it called?
You're fake and a fraud.
No, no, no, I promise!
Classic, I got it.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
Wait, what's the other one?
WHAT!
AWARE!
The Tifu incident.
Oh, I said I didn't got it!
Bro, I'm really fucking about it, bro.
Like, I'm a fucking OG.
I don't have Black Knight.
Who doesn't have Black Knight?
Why would I type in...
What?
Why is Courage JD here?
Hold on.
Why is Mr. Beast?
Okay, hold on.
I had to type that really fast.
Wait, what does it call?
Stop stop stop stop. Oh
nice
Relax bro, relax
Ro
Ro
Can you relax bro, can you relax?
That could have been bad if I didn't type that faster
Okay, I have it look I have it I have it right here. I have it
No, I'm telling you guys this one too does anyone even know about this do you guys even know how to get this like you even know about this
We have some knowers in the chat.
Bro, I'm lowkey goaded.
I have the Kaisenat skin that was gifted to me directly by Kaisenat.
Playboy Cardi skin, I literally got posted by Cardi on his Instagram story with this
skin on.
Like, brother, I have everything.
Do I have the Samsung?
Yes, bro.
I have the Galaxy skin.
I have of course I have this emo too what does it call it might be one of the
greatest emotes ever to come out of the game do it IRL let me see if I can do
Oh, I don't sell.
How does this start?
That's pretty good remembers that alley a video trying fortnight emotes in real life
All right, what other ones are there
Tight ass jeans classic what other ones can I do?
Okay, I'm not trying that
Orange justice. Oh, yeah, this is classic
Action classic
Actually the classic. Oh, I mean I gotta hit the original bro
Like brothers are such good emotes back in the day
But this music is fucking pissing me off anyone else
Holy shit, I'm out of breath.
Oh my god!
This used to be my favorite one.
Don't ask me to hit this.
It's not happening.
It's not happening.
I might actually tear a fucking thing in my, like, my butt, but I might actually, hold
on.
How do I do this?
All right, hold on.
All right, how do I do it while standing?
All right, hold on.
What's the first bar?
Oh my god it starts on the...
I can't bro!
I can't!
Who did the animation for this like?
How the fuck did you do this?
I'm out of breath, bro
All right
All right, let's see this all my legs hurt. I
Mean don't even get me started, bro
Don't even get me started about my gliders, bro
I mean guys you can't play my game if you don't have this glider
Like if you don't have this glider, you don't have these if you don't have this
What are you saying, Mario? What is this?
I was so ugly, holy shit
Oh my fucking god
I
Mean bro, like I have before I won't be one shot warm up. Maybe just one game aware
Let's get one game in me no warm up
Let's see her
Auto easy
Hello
But I hear someone's breaking into my house
I
Warm up on my mouth. Yeah, dumb fuck. Nobody plays my map asshole
I don't even know the code to my map does anyone even know the code to my map like get ass
Revive it bro
And then you send a screenshot there. Okay, there's never been a thing of negative nine players. That's not even possible
That's genuinely not even possible, bro. That's not possible to have like
How did you get the code so quickly, Siggi?
This is actually my map
there's dead ass there's dead ass no one playing this there's there's actually no one playing
this oh my god all right bro I'm on I'm on let me go on west servers let me do a warm
up real quick I'm not switching servers I don't give a fuck I don't give a fuck
bro it's zero delay how much delay do you think my map actually has you're
out a lot bro you're late for work bro
how long does it take for me to find a game in my own server oh shit hold on
Hold on hold on oh shit
Hold on
Hello
Hello
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Can you hear me?
Yo.
Hello?
No, that's not...
I'm sorry.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Yo am I a fucking burner?
Yeah how do I see what, how do I see what sound I'm on?
What are these settings bro?
Like there's too much fucking settings.
Hello?
Can you hear me?
Hello? Hello?
What's up, bro?
How you doing, bro? I'm doing good, man. How are you?
Yeah, well, okay, I can tell bro. Yo, I'm doing a warm-up right now, brother. You're not getting paid, you know
God, what? Yeah, this one
Wait, what do you mean? Wait, yes, I'm testing right now. You're gonna be my test subject
So you're not getting paid just so you know that okay? Let me just let me go
Well, since it's warm-up, it should be like W, you know what I mean, like, how are you gonna warm it up for zero?
Why do I hear an ocean on my map?
Wait, what happened to you?
Yo, hold on, brohaw. Let me just see if I can still do this before I disperse, people.
Oh, now there's...
Oh, yeah, there must be delay on this map. Low key.
None others this has got to be like
How do I have to lay on my own math we actually hold on
Why does I'm still got it
We have my life how about 70 paying
How am I on 70 fucking pain?
Yo, what are you doing?
Wait, is it my map?
Bro, if I play someone else's map, the only problem is people are going to be queuing that like that at random.
Wait, can you leave real quick, sir?
I just got to test something.
Actually, I'll just move on.
You're not getting paid.
Go fuck yourself.
Yo, what?
Yo, what?
I don't give a fuck. Go fuck yourself.
What? What? What? What?
Let's do one more.
No, go fuck yourself, bro.
Never meet your heroes, bro.
I'm evil.
Evil as fuck.
Hey, what ping do you have?
I'm 70.
Don't many see you.
I'm not West.
Oh, is that why?
Because I'm on his server?
No, no, no.
You're on West right now.
I killed him on West.
So call the evil!
Oh
There's no one playing my map
We got a one-to-one come on. Yeah, I would only one in the meantime. Let me just see how good I would have done
One-H feature
No
I
Didn't scam you never killed me dick
And I told you I'm not paying right now. Yo people just don't fucking listen man
I'm not a scammer you guys just can't type scammer when I literally just said I'm not paying
How serious should I get right now?
It's in your blood, jeez.
Yo, fax is cheap, bro.
Actually, I'm about to get too serious.
Fuck this shit.
It's fucking time.
So is my map like disgusting?
Like does nobody play it?
I look handsome bro.
No bullshit.
Am I like top 5 best looking streamers?
Nice my game just crashed.
Yo god don't ever play my map y'all.
ever play this shit. How do I start playing Fortnite? Is there any way you can give me
some V-Bucks? Yeah, bro, I got you. You're gonna basically type your username and then
go fuck yourself. What? What? That's not Elrond, bro. Shut up! Chat driver deserve
What what is this who the fuck is this I
Don't care guys iron man dies in endgame. Don't give a shit chat. Try playing my map one more time or no
Now, should I try playing my map one more time?
Sure, but the only reason I want to do my map chat is because if we do my map, then I know people looking for me because nobody's playing that dead map fax.
But if I try to play someone else's map, it's like, okay, I'm going to run into people.
Can I have a computer, please?
You guys just come to me with like your problems. It's just like want me to just buy you things
Like because you said please am I supposed to stop everything I'm doing?
Okay, so this one I have 20 ping. Wait, hello?
Oh, yeah, now we're good see
I'm not gonna lie nobody is who has 90s better than me
Yeah, yo, bro, you got a mic or no, I'm not playing with nobody who doesn't have a microphone
If you don't have a microphone, don't queue up. I don't know pin my map right now
Yo guys, if you want to play against me, my name is stableonodo and every viewer who beats me, wait, what do I do best at 3?
Do I do best at 3 or no?
What should I do here?
Like, what's like the most optimal way?
No, I'm not doing one kill because then what if someone just runs up to me and just like hits a good shot, bro?
Oh, I'm not doing best of 7.
of seven it's either best of three or best of five low-key if it's a hundred
dollars best of three if if it's best of five
hold on I gotta just keep warming up well you guys always tell me I will
change my title to something like creator bro because you guys always tell
me that you could beat me in video games and now that I'm here nobody wants to
play me because they know I'm too good get out serious you know you got a
microphone or no I'm out of switch servers you got a microphone yo bro you got a microphone
yo bro you got a microphone yo bro you got a microphone
I bet oh my god are you guys actually playing my map now? is this gonna work?
Dude, now that I think about it, bro, I'm lowkey like the most mechanical streamer in
the fucking game.
Look at this shit.
Well, you know that can do...
What is this called, chat?
Is this called triple editing?
It's you!
Hey, what?
Wait, chat, how do I do it in voice chat?
It says it's just me
Why does he say he's mudded
Yo, he's not in voice chat
I'm not gonna lie, I'm not getting caught a scammer today but like if I have excuses
don't blame me, deadass serious.
Yo bro you got like 10 seconds bro, if not I'm gonna go find a new person.
I'll be honest with you, some of you guys who beat me I won't pay and I'm not a scammer,
right?
camera just sometimes things come up it's in my I might lag if I lag you're
not getting paid if my mouse gets fucked up you're not getting paid everything
yo bro you got a microphone hey bro you got a microphone yo what's up bro
wait how do you have an FNCS pickaxe who the fuck is this kid wait is the real
pickaxe
What you bring?
All right, bro listen you got to beat me out of fire yet
Honestly, you got to beat me three times. No five times. I got to beat you three times. That's how this works
Okay, okay, and if you beat me, I'll give you a hundred dollars. No, that's how it works. I'm not scared
No, bro, cuz I gotta get through people bro, I gotta kill
That's not scamming! So how is that scamming?
HOW IS THAT SCAMMING?
Yo kid bro, do you want money or not?
I do, I do, I do, I do.
You got a backstory to you or no?
I'm up and coming, uh, NA West professional player.
So yeah, let's go.
Yo, did you think I was like, world like,
I was just gonna stop everything and just end my track?
First of all,
Let me see how you go before we start let me see something. Let me see what I'm working over here. I
Mean I just got on so okay. Okay. Okay. I mean I'm out of it. Yeah, do you think you're do you think you're better than me or no? Oh
See bro, I told you everyone's actually scared of getting in lobbies with me. All right, let's go. Let's do this shit
I'm fucking him. You can't stop me! I told you! I told you! I'm not about to play! I'm not about to play if everyone is about to be worse than me, bro. You're about to make this content like not even worth it. I'm deadass, I'm better than all of my viewers. I've been saying this.
I
Lucky shot lucky shot, bro. I'm not yeah, hold on hold on. Yo
Hold on bro. My audio is fucked up. That's why I couldn't hear you. Wait. Can you speak again?
Well, I can try to increase my mic. Yeah, bro. My audio is really fucked up. Wait, is this better? That's way better
I let's do this shit. All right. All right
I don't know.
Be honest, bro, like this is just like a walk in the...
I just gotta take my time.
I gotta remember that I'm warming up and this is for money, bro.
I'm not rich.
I can't just...
Motherfuck yo, what's with all this building, bro?
Like these kids just...
Are you chopping?
Holy keep...
Yo relax bro you can talk! Relax! Relax!
Yo, are you gonna talk or are you just gonna just...
Nah bro, I'm walking.
There's a lot of money in the money.
How much is a hundred dollars for you? What does it do for you?
Will it change your life?
No monitor bro, oh that's actually so cute, but make sure you don't win
I'm doing everything call me cheese. Okay. I don't care. Call me cheese
No!
Yes!
No!
No!
On everything I'm so nervous.
I don't give a fuck!
No! What's gonna happen
when you have death in front of your face?
What's gonna happen
when the greatest FNCS player
gets in front of your face?
What's gonna happen
when there's millions of people
in front of your face?
What's gonna happen when there's millions of- I can't.
Yo listen, listen, listen, listen, bro.
Listen, bro, I'm not evil chat, I'm just-
Yo, this is what happens when all you guys do all day
is type how ass I am, right?
How ass I am at the game, and then you get into a lobby,
and then you go against a real pro.
There's a difference between up and coming versus real, bro.
Now watch this shit, I'm gonna finish this.
oh yeah nah yeah you're done oh you wanted to be a pro you said
yeah you're done what is that 185 each oh yeah you're done bro I'm not even
yo no no no no no no no no no you have to go five make it very bad what do you
mean I have to go to five make it fair bro you're better than me bro come on
you're weird for giving these kids false hope and on top of that only paying a
hundred dollars come on bro I bro but listen yo yo are you gonna talk are you
just gonna spam this like I'll talk I'll talk like give me some origin of you
bro like I'm trying to understand who you are man maybe maybe I'll just give
you the hundred dollars I know bro I'm ripping the streets of California
me been watching you a lot you're my favorite singer back and I just wanted to win the
$100 bear
your favorite streamer huh
next thing name five streams yeah I want you all of it
your ass bro give up on those dreams where you want to be a pro or no I'll be
the villain here I'll be the villain to your story bro never try to become a
pro a day in your fucking life I'm dead ass bro I'll start trying bro I was not
I'll let you go if we're home.
I've already said you'll start trying.
Alright man, then I'll start trying.
For real.
Yeah. Hey man, it's me, Ron.
Get up on your dreams.
Love you, bro. Listen, man. Anything you want to tell the people?
I'm growing, bro. A little bit of death kid. Honestly, you're a good kid.
I'm probably older than you, bro. How? What do you mean you love me to death kid? I'm probably older than you, man.
Love you, death kid. You're a good kid. Have a day.
Have a day. You just tell me to have a day.
Next
Is what I mean, bro, this is exactly what I mean. No one's gonna beat me, bro
I'm but I was made to be a gamer bro. I get a serious like
Look at this man
I was made for gaming I was made for this bro. I'm not buying him a monitor, bro
No, none of this sissy shit. I'm none of this sissy shit. Yo, bro. You got a mic
You just try to shoot me in the first second you fucking weirdo. Yo, you got a mic Walmart shark
Yo, yo, hello. Yo, what's up, bro? You got a mic?
Yeah, yo
Yo, you can hear me, right? Yeah, I can hear you stop saying voice mod. That's not a thing
Yo, what's up, man?
Yeah, that was good bro. Yo, I watch a lot of your streams, bro. Oh, yeah, I'm in five streams
Oh
clicks
Quicks again
Quicks again and please this is 2019. What is this like?
Yeah, pretty much. Yeah, bro. Show me your builds, bro. So I can see what I'm going against
I'm on like 60 ping around us. Oh, I can't really do anything. Yo, I'm dead ass serious
I'm I'm telling you chat. No, no, I don't want to hear this excuses, bro
Like where were the excuses when I was playing FNCS going against the best of the best players carrying my fucking team
Like I'm trying to tell you nobody
Nobody wants this more than me and like I'm waiting to go against someone who successfully shit talks in my stream
Who actually has the work in yeah, bro?
You know the rules man first of three for me first of five to you if you want to call me a scammer kick rocks get
All right, but you're gonna shit on anyone. It's all good. Oh
Holy oh no, I'm calm. Oh, please
No, I can't
each
I look you by your foot
No, I was a pro for a book. I mean you're still guys shit all right now, but like still about
Holy shoot, yo, okay, bro. That's all right one. Oh
That's fun, I think I'm gonna give away a hundred dollars the first like second on my stream
Watch this shit. I was a fucking pro for a reason lucky shot. That's all
Yo, what are you doing, bro? I'm gonna try I'm all like 60 thing right now
I'm warming up. You gotta realize I'm still warming up
I like to just go on. I know I know but there's but a real pro
Takes about like 25 games to warm up. Oh
Hey, that's one. That's one. All right. I see about there it is
There it is only game you're waiting. Oh, I'm actually him. I'm him
Look at this. Tell me this we'll see some edits back in the day. This would get you montages into phase back in the day
I'm trying to tell you guys, I am the greatest gamer, yo bro you got one more chance man.
you got one more chance are you trying to go I'm not dying anymore bro I'm not
dying oh you see notice oh okay I'm playing Max Grinch I'm playing Max Grinch
are you gonna play cringe let's play cringe yep you're gonna chop me out I see
all day I got all the time in the world bro I'm dead-ass I have all the time in
the fucking world you're saying here bro you're for hours I don't care
I
Saw you
Don't look like
my ass how can I finish this edit you won't yeah boy calm peace peace oh my
where are you going out of the box cuz I'm a fucking pro Cohen oh no no
Bitch, bitch, bro, listen, bro, say goodbye to your hopes and dreams, man, that's serious.
No, bro, it's because I'm on 60 things.
Yo, no, no, no, so this is all these excuses, bro.
All these excuses.
I don't wanna, I don't give a fuck.
I don't give a fuck.
I don't give a fuck.
I don't give a fuck.
All you little kids do is just shit talk in my chat all day.
Then when it's time to actually play,
Oh, oh, oh, dude, my pain!
Oh, my wife!
I don't care, bro.
Kick rocks, bro.
It's evil day.
I don't give a shit.
I'm gonna find you.
I'm gonna find you on game, bro.
This way.
You remember my name?
I'm telling you, bro.
You remember it?
OK, bro.
What do you do with the soccer ball?
No, bro.
You remember my name, bro.
Remember his name.
Walmart Shark, remember it.
Is that supposed to be aura?
No one know?
No, I remember it, bro.
No one is gonna care bro like I don't no one cares about Walmart shark
No, everyone will brown town. How do I still hear this kid in my eardrum bro?
I'm just him
Oh put down the keyboard man give it up
No, it's on it's cousin my team
I'm a connection, bro
He's behind me dude. Nobody is behind me
Is this jeej am I in a bug?
Guys is this like bugged or is it like clicking the maps bugged or do you just wait or do you just wait?
Wait, so when I go into a new lobby, should I just leave and then re-queue or no?
Dukes behind me?
What?
It's a meme, bro.
They don't know the meme?
Bro, these kids nowadays are actually ass.
Like, what do kids even do?
Aren't you guys supposed to be like good at the game like dead serious like I swear the people who pull like shit talk the most are like
Good. Oh run if I got in your lobby, I would I would win blah blah blah. Oh run if I got in the lobby
I would win. Oh you guys are all just fucking
Pions bro. No one plays for anymore. Well, I could get on any fucking video game and be better than my chat
There's not a single chatter in my community who is better than gaming than me. I'm dead serious
I'm dead serious when I say that too, like I'm not exaggerating.
I'm slamming you on black ops too.
Oh there, if you can see that's on a fucking console, does anyone fucking play console?
No there's 1.3 thousand of you, which one of you guys are actually gonna be the chosen
one?
I'm taking my water too while I sip this.
You're getting shit on real FPF games like Valorant.
Minecraft PvP
Roblox arsenal
I just saw someone type FIFA bro isn't it like 3 a.m. for you in Europe yo 100 step
cause bro that is the worst name I've ever seen do you think this is like
Like a poro?
Ron, what is goodie dude?
You know what diamond is my boy?
This kid's wearing a juice world skin.
Bro, I'm not a kid bruh.
Calm your little titties bruh, I'm not a kid bruh.
What you trying to do bruh?
Come on, let's do it, come on.
Hey, by the way, I suck at this game, but I just wanted to meet you bruh.
I'm a big fan, you know, I met you. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck
Now that's cool, bro, that's cool cuz I'm your day one supporter, bro
2023 on God
Yo, bro
Are you one of those shatters that shit talks me every time I get on this game?
No, bro, you called me a good kid. I wrote bro
Come on, bro
All right, bro, my bad. Let's do this
Yeah, what would you do with the hundred dollars bro would it change your life? Yeah, my mom's kind of home is there. I'm not gonna lie. Oh
My god
It's jitters, bro
No, no one cares if you're nervous, bro. You think you're nervous you'd be nervous in the battlefield. Look at this shit. Oh
Like I can't bro
I don't want to hear this right now. I'm not I'm not good at this game
Nobody's getting on that dog shit fucking game the only people who play FIFA are people who wake up miserable with their life
And it's like oh, let me throw a thousand dollars to fucking FIFA
And then when you unbox good players
Somehow there's another FIFA that comes out before the year ends and then you do it again and again and again and again
Can you let me speak bro? God damn bro like you just like yack all the time
It's just like the worst like motherfucker. This is the hardest game to go pro in. It's fortnite
So people don't want to shit talk me play me in fortnite. They claim that I got carried. So play me in the game
I don't want to hear excuses like
Like you see this yo, you're a waste of fucking time. You're a waste of time, bro. Fuck a day one make every day one
All right. I just told you before we started, bro. I'm not the best at this game, but hey, you know, I I'm trying
That's all what matters, right? That's all what matters, right?
Yeah, I'm gonna lie, bro
You're an FNCS champion, bro.
You think I'm going to beat an FNCS champion?
I'm an average shmo.
Like, what are you talking about, bro?
No, seriously.
An average shmo.
Yeah, dude.
Yeah, I'm an average shmo.
I don't play this game every day.
Yo, bro, I don't play this game every day either, bro.
You play like Marlon.
You are.
You should have fucked up, bro.
Yo, you are.
You are.
You are.
You're a piece of shit.
I'm more than me.
I don't play this game anymore, bro.
I have 11,000 hours on this game.
I haven't that much okay and I've had this game since 20
Didn't you get dirt at the pro and bro you're playing against actually he's right. I mean he's right. I am good
What do you like no no genuinely? What are you talking about bro? You're right? Actually just
No, I'm right like I don't play this game like you do bruh like what are you talking about?
I came on the game just to find you because I'm a supporter bruh like what do you like would you try that?
Like what's your name in chat? Let me see what's your name in chat, bro?
My name is a hundred underscore astro. I love anum
Alright
Do I recommend for a creative to a friend or family member is there a delete button like
Yo, none of this fucking friendly shit, I'm here to be evil y'all want a shit talk. Let's do it
I'm here, bro. Don't care. Elrond me all you fucking want. Don't care.
Play against Dean.
Let's go bro.
Fame got to Ron.
No, no, no, no, I'm not doing this shit.
I'm not doing this shit where, and then y'all are retweeting.
You guys literally would consistently type in my chat, oh, you're bad at the game.
Oh, Ron, what do you even do?
There's like an emote up there
Excuse me, sorry, excuse me. There was like an emo. Yeah, there's an emo
What does he even do you guys would spam you guys would say how bad at the game, etc prove it?
Prove it
This guy's dressed up as Peter Griffin with a fucking top hat like I can't take this serious
Yo, yo, bro, you got a mic
he's not in game chat yo you got to go to game chat bro yo was good oh god oh
god man something in or something in yeah I'll order you buddy I'm 15 and
well that's okay what would you do the hundred dollars I would give me some
V-Bucks
Hello, how long have you been watching the streams for bro?
Like four months, I think
Four months ago. What was that January for the remarks April? So you started watching me in April. What was I doing in April?
How did you find out about me?
I
For that
All right, bro. You gotta beat me five times. I got this
Are you breathing so?
Wait what?
I
These kids are just like like it's it's just like what do you even do you calm down boy
That's what I thought
15 years old one of my sister tell you to die like that would get banned
You are just ass, bro.
Thank you, man.
You're just ass.
I'm dead ass, seriously, man.
Is this even worth doing, bro?
What do y'all even do?
At this point, should I just add people
and put them all in one lobby?
Can they make a line?
Right.
Right, bro.
Oh, shit, I almost got you.
You didn't even get fucking close, bro, and it's done just like that.
It's already fucking done.
Peace out, Burger Boy.
Go to Central.
You know what, bro, just for you, sure.
I don't give a fuck.
I don't care, bro.
I don't care.
I'm actually convinced that, I'm genuinely convinced that there's nobody better than me.
Like, you would actually have to put a fucking pro against me for anyone to stand a chance.
That is the whole point I'm trying to make here, is that everyone's shit talks, everyone types in a chat,
everyone says this, everyone says that.
What the fuck do y'all do when I act, when you actually go against me though?
Yo, whoever the next guy is, you're representing the whole stable community right now.
I don't give a fuck. You're representing the whole stable community. So based on how this guy plays you're representing everybody
No, I don't care. He's representing everybody. We're about to see
Yo, bro, you got a mic
Yo, bro, you got a mic
what's up bro what's going on man let me see how you play huh I said let me see
how you play what do you mean I don't know how to play the game bro these kids
are lowkey hold on bro you think we're gonna win these guys not voice
smogging me voice smogging is not a real thing my life I am bro my life how
order you bro yeah yeah yeah well you're cheating dude I'm not I'm not
cheating bro I was talking to you news using the pump brother let's do this
Come on
Using have it. No, bro. Shut up normal pump. All right. Yeah, don't tell me what to do. All right
You know the rules bro, I'm not gonna say them again
No, I'm lagging I'm lagging to you bro central
I'm actually noticing jet like I'm this is sad. This is dead ass sad
I don't know you see it's already you see how it's already happening like dead
like go on switch from west to central I switch the central brother people are
already making excuses like look he's you know I'm not people bro
like you're using SMG to I bet still lost you fucking dog shitter all right
bro this is just you don't mean you don't need to use smg or what well at this point like oh yeah
guys let me go to you I might as well just donate my money
like loud ass keyboards for what like
like just for me to just literally do this like you know I'm trying to say
bro is like I have I'm telling you chat I'm actually telling you you guys can
learn a thing or two about me like oh my gosh yeah no shit cuz you're in front
of war right now and there's nothing you can do you take the game just stops
Just because you fall? That's not what happens in the real game, bro.
Yo!
That's not what happens in the real game.
Yo!
That's not what happens in the real game, bro.
There's no stopping.
You can't escape death.
You know about this one or not?
I do.
About this one.
Hello.
You suck.
Oh wait, sorry.
I didn't mean to do that.
Wait, what?
what no I said ninja wait but I mean you could say as long as you're black but
it didn't sound like he just won't like dude apologize within two seconds of
saying that oh what do you look like bro I'm argue bro I'm not gonna what I'm
I'm ugly bro, I'm ugly
Wait, what do you look like?
I'm ugly, so...
Oh, these kids though, they just spam like key words, bro
What do you mean you mock me, like...
I'm ugly, that's all I mean
You're lucky, bro, I was trolling in the beginning
It's over, I'm in brush, I just...
Like, do we just, like, what's the most optimal way to get people in a line, bro?
Do against me
bro I wish I could play the game but I'm 80 ping bro
yo yo I am not I am not going to EU
you might as well like suck a penis if you think I'm gonna go to EU
I'm not going on a server where I'm gonna have 300 ping
it's not happening
it's not fucking happening
open up bro open
even when I'm on fucking central
I'm the best player look at the shot. I'm going for a clip. Fuck it
Fucking stable and all it up rough what they said
Fuck what they said, oh shit, I'm hurt
That sound in the background, bro
The sound of me
I'm not even trolling. I think I could 200 W you on 30 things
200 up there you're four layers above me okay I wanted to end this I could like right
now if you okay do it then I'm back
where are you my box
you're doing that matter does that matter it doesn't matter to me
should matter you're using a SMG you're using a SMG you can't well you can't use a SMG you can't use a SMG
you're cheating
you're helping me
I mean, it doesn't matter, but I need one, you need fucking three more.
I'm out of here, anyway.
Now do the thing, Chad, where you say scam if he gets a kill.
Now do the thing.
I mean, he's not gonna.
I'm low key like trolling for content, because I'm like,
I don't think anyone can actually beat me.
Like the more I play against my viewers, the more I realize
like I haven't ran into someone who knows what they're doing.
Like.
What are you doing?
Stop! You're using a fucking SMG!
What do you mean keep coping? I literally told...
You want me to drop that?
Yeah, I'm chopping this one.
Yo, run. Yo, run.
I have a question.
peach you're done peach I've got a question wait what what a fussy area
go ahead farm it bro go ahead farm it call me Indian call me to whatever you
want this one I forget oh you forget what's okay so then what happens if I'm
about to pay you and then you don't care anymore I know what you're doing you
mean what do you mean no you're trying to distract me right now I don't need to
distract you well obviously you do because the game's over in three two
one is it actually teach not over three two one three two one three two one three
3, 2, 1, 3, 2, someone call an ambulance. Not for me though.
3, 2.
Hey man, it was nice playing. Or should I say it actually wasn't because you're actually dog shit.
I suck what I beat you. I suck what I beat you. It's the same shit talkers every single time.
You could have beat me if you were on East.
Oh my god, you could have beat me if you were on West.
Oh my god.
That was the same fucking excuses every time.
I've beaten five of you in a row, bro.
None of you guys are clean.
No, because none of you guys are good, bro.
The one highlight you had during this whole game
was saying the N word and just apologizing within .2 seconds.
Like, like.
How about this I'll pay you 50 gifted if you be me to fight
All right, pay me 50 gifted right now
Pay you 50 gifted right now. You're gonna scam me
I'm not gonna scam you bro. Pay me 50 gifted right 50 gifted. Hey me 50 gifted right now
And I'll pay you if you can kill me once
What?
Do I look like a scammer to you the five? No, I just mean like first one to get to five
So you're not gonna scam me if I get to five
On my arm your mom I won't I'm not playing this shit
It rocks good it rocks. Yeah, what's the most optimal way to do this? Well, should I just keep queuing my mouth?
You let me know chat you let me know I'm not queuing you
I'm not there's not a world where I'm quick queuing EU voicing the five
I'm not shy go to west or shy go to central who wants to smoke bro
Yo, if you're gonna draw my lobby, maybe start talking like these kids are like scared to talk
Oh everyone talks behind this twitch chat, but then there's ready to get voice mod by stable fucking Ronaldo
I'm not going east
I'm going west, I'm going back, oh chat what's next you guys want me to go to Oceana servers?
You fucking losers, what's next Oceana?
Oh, go to Asia!
I need some music whenever I get back to the lobby, because I'm going to be here a lot.
I don't know where I am if you run away
taught me by surprise at the mall
I didn't realize I was about to fall
but you thought we were over my moon
Yo, TikTok Paul bro
oh shit what what is when the fuck did they make this version what the fuck
yeah you got a mic yeah what's up bro what's up bro are you good at the game
or shy does not even play against you I'm decent I'm trying to find someone who
actually knows how to play the game I'm decent I'm decent I miss how you do it
we'll see how I build yeah no scamming either
I mean it's not bad it's not bad not bad bro I'm 183 fucking ping have I
I lose dog.
All right, I don't know.
Let's go.
That's a lot, Bill.
What do you do for a living?
I'm a cop.
You're a cop?
Yeah.
What's the craziest thing you've ever done to arrest someone?
I don't know.
Probably someone that killed somebody else.
Wait, what?
I'm just man leggy.
How old are you, bro?
I'm 29.
How was your university?
It was good, bro.
How how was your university?
It's good, bro. I
got to make a lot of new friends that
you know
I'm no now. I met my friend named buddy. It's actually a really good friend of mine
You know yeah
Yo, bro, oh
Oh man, I just feel bad at this point. I actually feel bad, bro.
I don't know man, I feel bad, bro. You know, he can illegally arrest you if you try to scam him.
Well, I don't think I have to worry about...
before I leave
you'd be pulling over people just for the front of it
not a lot of people overbrowish
like do something super stupid
can you help me get out of a one forty and a twenty five
uh... if it happened in florida
has he ever mad dumped someone accidentally what kind of fucking crazy
question
What's the most ideal way to do this because nobody is like nobody's good, bro. This is just sad. This is just dead-ass sad
This is dead-ass just sad man. This is just sad, bro
One we like at this point like
Like like at this point, bro bring on like people who have shit talk me in the past
Like yo nine hobby, bro. You are ass go on discord
Yeah, but how am I going to find someone in discord?
Look at all these little ass kids just waiting.
Bron I need this.
Yo bro you got a mic?
Yo yo yo hello hello hello hello yo yo relax relax.
Yo where you from?
Canada
Bro, I don't have any maple syrup brown kick rocks kid. Who's this yo?
April's April's April
God
Top dude, how's your day Ron? It's going good, but you think you could beat me or no?
Probably how old are you?
13
Is that an issue
Well, you just got put onto this earth, bro
Okay, oh my god
Wait, have you ever played black ops still?
No.
Oh my god.
Wait, what games did you grow up playing?
Uh, I played Fortnite.
Oh my god.
Is that it?
Ever played Roblox?
Oh yeah, I played that game too.
Yo, this is nuts, man.
the generations of change
you know this kid grew up playing fortnight in roblox have you ever played skate 3?
uh... i've played
i've played a skate game i don't think it was skate 3 though
do you know what skate 3 is?
uh...
not really
oh i played Mortal Kombat X
doesn't know what skate 3 is
we're getting old bro
oh man this is
This is nuts man, I'm, I'm, this is nuts.
Oh my god, bro.
Well, I think I got a small chance to beat you, Ron.
Yo, I got news, bro.
What?
I don't know if this is gonna cut it, bro.
I'm gonna be honest, what would,
you gotta tell me what would $100 do for you?
Um, $100 for me?
Uh, I don't know, probably, probably give it to my mom.
That's beautiful, bro. What's your hair me add you bros? What's your name on fortnight?
Do you want me to like say it and then just get ready to accept me
Okay
Do you want me to spell it out? Yes spell it out for me
Just get ready to accept it though cuz kids are gonna send for a guest. Yeah. Yeah, yeah
uh capital s you don't need capital just tell me okay uh skully uh-huh uh boxed uh-huh
you like just you
839 did you get my friend oh all right well then you just tell me like random numbers like 45
seconds
Did you get that or not?
No, so schooly box you you're not accepting friend requests
What a bunch of that
My bad my bad
Where the fuck do you throw that on watch your mouth while you're 13 you shouldn't be cursing
I'm a lot of the curse. Oh who lets you curse around me. Oh
Well, uh, yo kid stop cursing bro before the real world doesn't let you curse man. You can't get tattoos. You can't curse
All that also by the way, Santa's not real
I'm kidding, but Santa's real bro. Yo, yo except my friend request bro. It says you're not accepting
Did I turn it on well, how am I supposed to know I'm trying to add you and it just says add a friend
Ah well I'm getting a ton of invites that I mean I definitely turned it on
No, I can't find you guys
I did you get this for a dress? It's not letting me send you a friend request. It just says it's not working
I think you already have mine coming in
Nope
What am I so in names someone named spoil nanny milk sent me a friend request. That's cool, bro. That's that's really cool actually
Yeah, I think that was you though. Oh, I just give him a private
How do I give him a code can I just do custom key?
Easy
Yo, look at this. I'm sending you
Wait, how do I send him it? How do I send him it? I'm messaging you on discord. All right. Oh
I need to add him. Okay. Hold on. Let me just
I got a change it I got a change it I got a change it I leaked by accident I'm a fucking
All right, now...
And I- I le..
I'll le..
I'll le- I'll le- I'll le- I'll le-
Hold on.
All right, bro. Talk to me when you're ready.
Hold on bro. Hold on.
Wait, I put it in a custom code and I click my thing, right? Shut up now.
I
Wait
I mean wait wait wait I pipe up your map and then I put in the code. Oh god man. Oh god. Yo kid bro
Yo, yo, yo kid, I tried it out.
I found it, I found it.
It's custom key, it's custom key, right?
Custom match makes me key.
Well, on the same server, Stu Brown,
the server is West.
Okay, well.
Am I hearing a joystick?
Oh, what do you mean?
Are you on Xbox 360?
Uh, maybe.
Oh, how do I have 30 cute players in my mat?
Yeah, this is just, this is just a lost cause, bro.
No, no, kid, can you?
Okay, you add me.
All right.
On Fortnite.
Yes.
Okay.
Okay.
How the frick are you going to see that?
I got it.
My friend was on its five foot one and one hundred seventy LBS. All right, let's make it quick. Is that accurate? What do you think kid?
Five foot
One
And
Yeah, oh my god
one
70
LBS
Tell me when you sent it
Sent oh you're failed the send invite has too many incoming from across
Your outlaw how do I do this like what is the most optimal way to do this brought to get people in my lobby?
No idea
Motherfucker shut up in this chat telling me I will change my diaper. Yo, I'm not jinxy like shut up
All right, I got this. I got this. I got this. I got this. All right
Skully boxed you eight three nine Roman, right?
Yeah, you have a friend request for me, bro
All right, there's no way, right?
Um,
Yo, kick rocks kid, I'm not going to lie, hey, you wanted the hundred dollars from
your mom?
I see it.
You wanted the hundred dollars from your mom, right?
Mm-hmm.
She's never seen that hundred dollars a day in her life, bro.
Your shit's bugged.
What?
Yo, you got a mic?
Yo, you got a mic?
Yo?
Yo?
Yo?
L Ron fame changed you.
Alright, should I send him $5,000?
I got you guys, I'm gonna send it right now.
I'm gonna get his information, bro. I'm gonna send him 5,000.
I'm gonna send him 5,000 right now. W Ron, all the bandage.
Oh nice, someone is named Ron's a Femboy in my Discord. Yeah.
At this point, do I just like, what is the most optimal way to do this? I'm not giving up. I'm not giving up. I don't care at all.
I don't care, bro, I'm not giving up.
Just back to Q in 1v1s, yeah, but the problem is like I will find people on my discord low
key.
Start going through.
For now, playing West.
Just do a hundred player custom and if you lose the custom then the other 99 players
get the $100. So you want me to basically trust 99 people? No, I'll get that. Oh, let's
try that. Let's try that, Mario. Let's actually try that. Okay, guys, everyone queue battle
way out. The custom key is going to be stable. Everyone just queue battle way out on ranks.
Let's see how well this goes.
Nice bro, I don't have a fucking key in because this, yo I'm not even trying to be funny.
Is Fortnite the worst game ever?
Like how do they expect this game to like last with creators when you can't even queue
anything like what the fuck is all this bro? Like dead serious. Imagine playing
Fortnite? Okay the code is burgers, burgers. The code is burgers, burgers.
Because I like eating burgers. I like multiple. A dead ass like eating burgers
That's my favorite shit.
That dead ass could eat a burger right now.
Dead ass.
I don't know. Let me change this audio.
This game is so buggy, it's actually nuts.
You can't even make any type of content on this.
Can I get a retweet?
This game is so fucking buggy.
Okay, so there's two people, um, oh three people is my caps lock on maybe how is there how is there three people?
Three real viewers
Wait, how is there three people?
What code did I type in?
What did I type in?
Wait.
I'm an idiot.
I'm an idiot.
How do I know if this is Caps Lock or not?
Holy OG music.
I decode Ron123.
That should work.
That should work.
That should work.
I actually wish I could talk to someone from Fortnite
and just tell them how shit they're running their game.
Like imagine being a creator and you're trying to set up something
and you literally can't because the people at the company are actually just speds.
Like it's actually just like a dumbass company like there's no one there that knows what they're doing
I don't give a fuck about an icon skin. I'll be there for the competitive shit
But no one actually cares making content on this game is actually impossible
Like how the fuck am I finding a fucking?
No, this is just this is just so retarded this game is meant for fucking idiots like no troll like this
How am I in a lobby? How am I in a lobby? How am I in a fucking lobby?
How am I in a lobby? How am I in a fucking lobby, bro?
Like, how does my code not work?
How does my code not work?
Like, ah.
I'm not playing a fucking pub, bro. I'm not playing a pub.
Like, I'm not playing a fucking pub.
What are you putting on my fucking head, Outlaw?
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Alright, let's try this again. Custom key.
What's the code gonna be?
All right, the code is Jason, the code is Jason, well, let's see will my code work
or will it be fucking broken?
No.
No.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, this is the worst video game of all history.
How does nothing work bro?
Why don't you tell those people that bullshit ass fucking dog shit company to fix their fucking
games so people can actually do shit. I've been sitting here for a fucking hour trying
to add someone. It doesn't fucking work. My code doesn't fucking work. Nothing fucking
works, man. Fuck you.
like brother what am I supposed to fucking do this game is ass am I kidding what's the
code? Oh does it fucking matter? Because this...
It's just like...
It's just actually broadshoot.
Like how am I emoting?
How do I turn it off? How do I turn the emote off?
Can I? How do I stop it?
How do I stop it?
Stop it. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
I don't want to hear this shit, but I want to hear this. Oh my god. I don't want to hear this music
Who the fuck yo
What what do you possibly want? What?
What?
Click spanish fries. Click spanish fries. Yes, you're very click spanish fries
Click spanish fries
I have a hundred matchmaking delay on.
Hello?
Yo, what's up, bro?
Yo, did you fix it?
I'm about to try it right now, bro.
Wait, what's your creator code?
Is it not working?
Nobody uses my creator code anyway, bro.
My creator code is stable and old, or if anyone wants to buy a skin on this dog shit game.
Wait, I swear there's something better, bro.
I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna say it but I don't think your code works
This guy's a loser, bro. Hi, let's try this again
Battle Royale custom key
The key is
Hold on, I fucked up
Let's see if this works oh
There we go, I told you guys I decoders clicks I told you guys well
I told you guys well, I told you bro. I told you I could fix it man. Oh
See you're welcome, bro
All right, listen, I'm about to cue the game when I get in game nobody
Nobody kill me
Okay, nobody kill me
There's a thousand people in queue. Oh, maybe I've cap stock on
No, I'm dead serious nobody kill me bro I
I
Listen we're all gonna meet up in a spot and we're gonna set up a 1v1 platform nobody shoot me
Is there where I could go to the game chat mode
I
Listen
Everyone go frosted flats. Nobody kill me. Oh, seriously. Actually, no everyone land
Frosted flats. I'm gonna go battle woods. Okay
Nobody come here. Let me have this peel out of myself
Let me loot up, and then I'll meet you guys don't kill each other don't kill each other
Don't kill each other
Both nick 830 and cypher pk can do this. Why can't stable or not oh?
All right
No, I don't know chill, but don't kill me bro
I'm trying to give away some money.
I bet pay him pay him
What was that guy's name? I'm not even getting what was that guy's name?
How do you spell his name right now? How do you spell that guy's name right now?
How do I spell that guy's name right now?
How does what was his name, bro?
Doesn't work
It's got wants to ruin my customs, right?
It's got wants to ruin my customs, right?
Where's he at?
Where's he at, bro?
You're going to ruin my customs, right?
Where is he at?
Do you know what the pk stands for in my fucking name?
Yo, where is he at bro?
Yo, where is he at bro?
MoeFocusWantKillMe, right?
I bet.
Alright, let's try this again.
All right, I
Don't know if caps locks on there we go. All right, the code is gonna be
The code is happy
Nobody kill me
There's an admin panel where where do you do it?
How do you do it in game I
Actually, I need some music. This shit is lowkey P, hold on.
1000 people queued on my server. How did it start? It just started.
How is there nine people?
How is there nine people? Like...
I don't know.
I don't know.
Hey, we need a little bit of water.
I'll get some water.
I need to get some water.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
All right, y'all, let's do a fashion show.
Hi, everyone line up.
Let's everyone let's check out everyone's trip y'all. Hi, let's line up. Yep. Hi
They even have they even have fun actually what is yeah, yeah, no, no, this is like sick
This is sick my fucking head, bro. This is actually you know, what is that guys name about Adam?
Now what this is like this is just fucked up
What does this guy sound like man
Yo bro!
Oh you are so ass!
What are you doing?
Yo, any reason that you decided to kill me when I'm trying to host a talent show or a fashion show?
Dude, I'll be honest, I just saw Free Scythe and I'll be honest.
You saw I didn't even like I didn't want to grief you or nothing
I just saw free mad freestyle, and I had to pick up it's literally just me and you bro. I
Know we should do are you looking at for night?
How is he controlling my map anyone can switch to mode nowadays
They look up there
I'm like, I'm God. I'll beat you like I'll lock any amount
This guy sounds like an actual fucking nerd are you on my mobile?
bro
Yo, how do you find my twitch clips? What I am I take maybe because you put in your fucking name
Okay
Hey, you're a mobile player
Yeah.
I mean, I'm not a mobile right now, but like, I play mobile.
How good are you one to ten?
On mobile?
Yeah.
I've almost 10k earned.
I'm mobile.
I called the last two grants.
You're a grown ass man.
No.
I'm 16 round.
10k earned on mobile.
Why would you just not buy a PC?
I have a PC right now.
I'm playing on it.
So what the fuck is a hundred dollars going to do for you, bro?
Uh, gave me like double gum.
Uh, you trying to hit the ready up button or?
Oh wait, the other kid killed me here, hold on.
Hold on.
It's real shit gonna join the game or no.
Yo, Superstar, why did you kill me when I said don't kill me?
Yo, Superstar, why did you kill me when I said don't kill me?
I think he's nervous.
Yo, is he murdered?
Yeah.
Is that his voice chat or not?
Yo, tell this kid to turn his fucking voice chat on.
Yo, turn your fucking voice!
Turn your fucker voice down on you fucker.
Nah, I'm not, I'm not doing this y'all.
Yo, yo ships man.
Can I tell you, can I tell you something?
Go fuck yourself.
All right, I'm gonna try this again.
I'm not scared bro. The code is stable. Now here's what we're gonna do. Nobody
kill me and I will get your guys' names and we can all 1v1. Let's just all
chill out just relax and that's it
you're five oh my god no fuck your five
gifted start the game whoever's doing
this
How was there?
My god I'm in the same game as this.
It's the same kid.
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah,
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
No, no, I don't give a fuck.
Bro, there was a thousand people queued. How am I in the lobby with ten people?
This game is actual dog shit.
I actually feel bad for anyone trying to make content on this game that's useless.
That's why every big creator fucking leaves this fucking dog shit game
unless it's fucking Grand Finals viewing party.
No one's buying an Ariana, or not Ariana, and had a some ray fucking skin either.
Just wanted to be the guy to set.
Locked, watch this shit.
Call me Crenz, I don't give a fuck.
Think I give a fuck?
I don't give a fuck. I deadass don't give a fuck.
I don't give a fuck. I think I give a fuck about a polo spray. I'm a gross ass man.
I'm playing customs, bro.
Oh my god, it's the kid.
Oh my god, this kid's actually a...
That guy's sick in the head.
I
Miss kids actually
Thank god, like how am I getting in a lobby with this kid, bro
Like how am I getting on a lobby with him, I did not get slammed bro
I'm not getting slammed by a fucking little ass kid pay him
Not nervous like you're like a fornight problem stuff, so just gonna hand on second man
Yeah, I
Woke up fuck up, bro
Now on 63 paint
There it is excuse number one
No, don't lose a guy
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Oh.
Yo, behind you.
What the fuck up?
This is what I mean, bro. There's levels to this shit, man. There's actual levels to this shit.
I'll always say this to everyone, bro.
me in game that's cute but like what's gonna happen when we're really like
whether you're on your own you're just nothing you're on
you know what am I baby this kid's got a macro no bullshit you see how like no
I'm not even kidding like every every time every time
You have a shot it like somehow hits. It's not normal
Always got trigger bar, that's what it is
I'm just like trying to come to you because I'm not scared
Oh, like are you gonna come down and fight me like a man or no? Yeah
I got you, I got you, I got you.
You get up?
No, this is, Chad, this is exactly why I don't,
I don't go down to other people, bro.
How did I just-
Pull box?
Oh.
Uh-huh.
That's the fucking board there.
BRO!
Nani-suck!
What you doing?!
How did I miss?
I'm, I'm not going down anymore, I'm just not going down.
I'm just gonna get tight, and I'm just gonna play cringe.
Let's just play cringe.
Alright, man.
I'm down, I'm down.
Let's just play cringe, let's play cringe.
You're not gonna get a grappler, I'm not using a grappler.
okay okay now
it's all right let me take you to the step by step
how to get behind me no way i just missed that
i'm a f***ing crumb 40 by the way yeah above
you
well this kid's cr- well this is cringe this is just
i'm not playing against this kid right he's got a trigger bot too that's the worst
more yeah this is just cringe you can tell he's got a trigger bar I'm not a
kid you can tell you see how you can tell you can tell bro yeah bro you can
tell I got tricky one come on you gotta get five wait he just sprinted when he
started low-key that was kind of cringe
Yes! No!
What?!
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Yo, those 2,022 backs ain't gonna cut it, boss.
Okay.
Okay, nice pump shot, okay?
Yo, you got comp.
100.
Bitch.
No way, I'm losing the chapter too much.
It's first to five, bro, for him.
What the fuck do you pay him?
Gitch, gitch, get me out of this.
Gitch.
All right.
I'm not going to fight Brokers, but I want to kill him.
Who?
The murderer.
This guy's got jokes up his sleeve.
I'm not losing money bro to a fucking crumb.
I'm good for it.
cringe triggerbob yeah cuz you have triggerbob bro I'm not stupid I've played against pro
players before none of them can hit shots like you I know it's not a different right?
my different breed
i guess i'm on that ladder
yo i guess
fuck what they said bro fuck what they said fuck what they said fuck what they said fuck
what they said fuck what they said fuck what they said
you lost 4x4 3 right wait wait wait can you hear me is this on or no is this mic on first
to 5 I go 3 that was what I said hi man run it back you done I'll go out on 5.0 you
One god you'll 50 me yeah, I forget my servers on my life. I will there it is once again
You want to be central? What's the thing?
This is what I'll do bro. I'll give you one more chance
If you could five oh me I'll send you it if I kill you once you're done. Sorry now
Now you know it's crazy how well it's when you tell people what the rules are so I could speed up the process and then the whole chat
acts like little children bro not actually a classic move it's a classic
okay I'll get back
Oh, I'm sorry.
Excuse me?
Excuse me?
Excuse me?
I
Are you live as I'm a fucking goat can't kill you can't kill a superhuman like me
Yeah, you love your side
So he's got a trigger bot.
What do you mean, you flipped your gun?
I
Ronnie Ronnie to Ronnie
Auto mantle auto mantle auto mantle auto mantle
Auto mantle bro, I'm not worried
Oh now see look look I'm gonna go I'm gonna play how you play
I bet
Easy when you're up here, right? Should I come down or no?
Okay, I'm just gonna you did these retakes matter. Oh nice job, bro
Hey, what?
What?
Ron, what are you gonna do?
You're gonna go head to the white. I just take all your toes.
Take the, take the goose.
What?
This kid is just...
Why do you sit?
How's that?
not bad I don't go fuck chow I don't give a fuck
I deadass don't give a fuck
now pull up the stream now pull up the stream to know I am
like a thousand bills on how you're at like
bro we're gonna see you for ten minutes bro is this gonna stand off or something
Oh, so you just got it got it got it got it no watch you fall. Oh you watch got it got it got it got it got it
I got it. I got it. I got it. I understand now
I understand like I get it
call it? Yeah, your head about to go in your helmet.
I'm not washed, I'm better than you.
One kid in the last 8 1v1s, by the way, has a chance.
Also, by the way, my hands are cold now because I've been sitting playing for so
long, yep.
not excuses
if you know you know
we're on a rock
we're on a rock
see your
I
Know chopping
You got it. No, that's you wanted you got it boy. I don't care
I don't Ronnie son
And it's all good, but you can't keep up with it's all good
Gary to an FNCS
nice and now I'm running without moving
nah bro, this is just
why am I running?
I think you slapped your keyboard a little too hard
alright bro, let's get my fucking mods thing bro
I'll give you 100 bucks bro, you won, congrats
outlaw?
yeah bro, congratulations man
I appreciate you bro
like what the fuck do you even do
even do like how the fuck did you like are you just like a nerd who just sits on
this game all day yeah I studied again okay I'm not paying this kid for $300
because he beat me three times yo you guys like all the fucking brain dead
like you're fucking brain dead you know it's like what I shouldn't even like
Go outside and IRL bro your gaming days are over
I might have the most hater-ass community I've ever fucking seen on Twitch.
I bet I could get on the game and I see people laughing because I cued ranked.
I cued fucking ranked and I see people laughing.
You're smart handsome gamer.
Thanks man.
At least I have one viewer who's positive to me. I did ask I'm glad I've got one person who's positive to how I play
I'm dead ass man. Oh
Now it's nobody said that I I could I could literally tell you to chat or who said that I'll literally go find it right now
Here's one oh
I can't even show up my look. I have a mouse here hovering the chat. Yo is this evil twitch
I'm literally dragging my chat right now, and it doesn't show like I'm tabbed out dragging
Hi, yeah, you guys won you guys won you guys won bro you guys won man
Yo was that guy cheating or am I just bad at the game?
your ass brother how am I hot ass I'm not even playing bad what do you just
send me why are you sending me this this was 16 days ago oh he did not say the
end word bro like oh my god that was 16 days ago that guy has more earnings than
lacy no no no no no no no no troll! i'm not even kidding like no troll when i say this
this game is so beyond dead
I hate being a hater because i feel like haters are what like fuck up the world
but it's this game this fucking dead to the point where we i can't even get in a
fucking lobby like how is there people why is
Addison way getting in the game before a legend like me
oh my god
right
good luck have fun everybody
best of luck a real FNCS winner is
in the lobby
don't get this fucking gorilla out of my face bro
in the five gift that you love hot dogs
actually do love hot dogs
Who's ass at video games?
Watch this shit.
I actually can't wait.
I hope I win an award this year like Gamer of the Year.
I actually think I could.
Like no troll.
there guys I got you oh did my report button despawn did my report button despawn
oh I don't even have a report button I don't even I don't even have a report
button it just despawn bro it's not here no more no I mean this is just like
outlaw why was there a fucking hat on my face I just saw my screen and there was
a fucking hat on my face.
So is there a game that I can play where I can just prove that I'm not bad?
Like Deadass Serious.
Like oh, thanks for telling me to unlock the Dylan or Vanguard Sloan outfits.
More outfits, more choices, pick up the runner's battle pass to get the Guardian outfit instantly.
Do I fucking give a shit?
You all thought you could be done with me?
You all thought I wasn't a gamer, right?
Oh, oh boy, were you wrong?
Now you guys fucked up.
I'll be right back for you.
Fool me once.
Shame on you.
Fool me twice.
Shame on me.
When we three times, I'll have to show you what I'm really made of.
Thermite's in a 1v3 scenario.
He has 30 seconds on the clock.
literally shitting brick. Like, Thermite's praying that everybody peeks him on the
breach. Because Thermite knows his only other option is he has to walk in sight
and do this for seven seconds and then he gets shit on. So performative. To peek
or not to peek that's the question see but the the other thing is in the other
option you don't get to swing for a kill so like the siege community is never
gonna like do it but that's what I mean bro like anyone can be good at this
game like you just have to have like discipline put the hours in get map
knowledge but bro if you have discipline and siege like you can actually
actually gets so fucking good.
You can get so good.
Like it's just these little ass kids
that just are like,
I wanna kill.
Like, and it's like, bro,
Thermite cannot win this unless you beat.
That's the only way he can win.
What about Ron?
What do you mean, Ron?
be advised your drone is located a bomb
oh round stream is hit in my watching me
all right yeah we have a 1.4 KD and we're diamond 5 not fucking bad kid I need
to get more water, though.
Okay.
10 seconds to go.
They're downstairs.
I'm gonna do that pro league strat.
I'm gonna do that pro league strat.
I'm gonna do that pro league strat.
And I doubt it works.
I think he's supposed to do it like that.
I thought this was the end.
You thought this was the end, huh?
You thought I wasn't a gamer, right?
Oh boy, oh boy, were you wrong.
Now it's time to prove why I'm actually him.
You fell right in my trap, Trap.
You fell right in my trap of being in this stream.
Now you're fucked.
Now it's time to show why I'm really him.
But the power of greatness, and the power of gamerness, and the power of amazingness,
I will show you why I'm the greatest.
Get the fuck off this gay game you fat lard.
You're silly.
You're silly, silly, silly.
I'm about to ruin all ELO, bro.
I don't give a fuck.
If I get bored, I'm all F4 and I'm ruining the game for others.
Pfft, pfft, pfft.
I didn't hear I got a mic.
Mark Zuckerberg?
I guess there's this game dead?
who the fuck got added on this am I about to be seeing like an aware moment
who the fuck is fat and chopped next to fat piggy
match found
summit what the fuck is
this yo anyone here have a mic yo anyone
You know anyone you know anyone here of them
Yo, anyone have a microphone or no
Okay, they knew not to be in a lobby with me be match found
Nice
Team voice push the talk
Hello, I don't have a mic anyone
So am I just a loser or no
Hello? Anyone here have a microphone?
Okay guys, I'm gonna play Jet.
If I join Swift plays will I meet like cringe couples or no?
Yo stop saying wrong input to the mess without trying to help me!
Oh, so it's my- Who the fuck is this guy?
When you get in game, just change the output.
The only people who play Valor nowadays are just like fat reddit dudes who just try to
find like an e-girl or something like that on the game. I mean, it's not, I'm not, I'm
not, that's not me. I'm just being actually honest.
Let me see if I can have anyone with a mic.
This guy has order as his thing, cupcake, and then we have a sage.
Let's see here.
Oh, I'm in Jason's house.
Hey, anybody here have a microphone?
Perhaps.
Hey, good luck everyone, make sure I have fun.
Anyone else have a microphone or no?
Hello, anyone else have a microphone?
Yo.
Hey, how are we doing guys?
How's everyone doing today?
You're doing good, how about you?
I'm doing phenomenal, I just want to say best of luck and I'm throwing, this is my
whole account so good luck, I'm muting everyone, good luck have fun.
Yo, have a good time, bro.
So I hear everyone to my left, let me show you all my gamer, everyone knows that I'm
coming but you can't stop death, death only can stop.
You're the big yaw.
down a
those good shots of one good shots of one
nice shots everyone
yes you guys just cue the game to not make friends or nothing like that like
i'm confused
you're on shot the fuck up
yeah you're getting reported
that's definitely for police comes up here
good luck bro say good bye to your account just want to say it was probably fun while it lasted
stop clip farming there
not clip farming I'm just saying good luck bro
how can I clip farm when I am the clip
one man
one easy for the king
this game is so fucking easy
I'm dead ass serious like I actually think I could have gone pro
like at one point I actually think I could have gone pro in this game
one enemy remaining
Why do you guys try to downplay everything that I do? I'm not in silver
Brother I have diamond to ascendant or bro. This is what a real gamer looks like now watch this shit. It's high noon
Or I mean this is this is a aura, bro, I mean
What do you mean wrong game
Now that I got a real gun watch this. Yo, do you guys want to talk at all? Like I'm confused like there's no way you launch this game and think I'm about to have fun and not try to talk to anyone.
Like I'm confused. You're wrong. Go fuck yourself.
That's like way to be rude bro. I'm trying to just make friends, trying to get like you know some comms going, trying to get everyone to have some fun instead of just killing the same bullshit every day.
I'm getting told to go fuck myself. That's very nice of you bro.
I didn't tell you to go fuck yourself.
I saw off the new channel.
I need help!
I got someone me, someone me!
Yo Ron, what's your favorite color, bro?
You want friends?
I love all colors.
Don't even mind, bro.
What?
They're coming, eh?
Oh, oh my god, yo, yo, yo, you're in my way.
This is like actually just disgusting, guys.
I'm trying to wake up my ego like...
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!
Let's try.
Aren't you rich, bro?
you can buy like a immortal account why would I need to buy an immortal account
when I can slowly grind my way to the mortal you got to realize well no matter
how much money you have but you're grinding towards something right I'm
gonna get to a mortal the legit way money buys everything though right money
doesn't buy anything nope what is next why no it's not true let's think about it
bro like what can't you buy with money love that's not true and I love my chat
And they have no money
How else would you be great
yeah what the fuck is this game like
it's on
oh shit what is this skin
what am i a dork
but was this game like meant for like
happy bro
same as meant for like resident evil food
alright y'all let's do our best to look for him
as a team
together we are united
i don't want 20
3
2
I mean that's just a war. That's just a war. But that's a headshot and everything.
What other games you play, dude? I'm a professional Fortnite player. I was a professional Valorant
player at one point. I mean like what other games you play right now?
I'm saying like competitively like I was a really good four-night player. I was really good Valorant player
I was a really good CS player at one point. I was a really good
You still play for that I just uninsulted actually 30 seconds ago
I just be seeing you like you IRL shit on TikTok
What are you gonna do up there in Siege?
I can go pro and see if I win.
What keyboard do you use?
No, I can't multi-task when I hear people in my ear.
You want to keep it a touch?
No, but you can't talk while I'm trying to do shit.
I'm the carry of the team, and I can't carry and get your ego up if you guys don't just shut up.
It's like, yo, Reyna, show us something.
What the fuck?
Spike planted.
Did you watch the new movie from?
to watch the new movie wrong. Don't spoil it, Brian. Watch Spider-Man yet. No, not Spider-Man.
The Odyssey. Yeah, I did watch the Odyssey. I don't like that. I've seen Spider-Man, but
I haven't seen him. So basically the guy at the end marries the girl and they do like
this little bow thing and then he like 1v10s everybody and then after that I've
read the book like I know it happens how was it then Thanos comes out of
nowhere it's pretty good why they all say spider-man dies spider-man died why
they all say in this no I didn't know his friends don't remember you know what
It's like...
These kids are fucking freak, man.
These are just amazing, man.
They're happy.
Headshot doesn't equal kill, got it!
Three, two, one...
Where the fuck is this guy?
No, this game is meant for fucking losers, bro!
Like, who gets on to start their game to play fucking Viper, man?
Like, this game is just garbage!
The registration is not there!
The game mechanics is not there!
All these characters make no sense!
NO SENSE!
Yo, listen, I need a favor, I need a buy.
Just give me the gun, I'm gonna lead you guys, like a fucking actual group leader.
Give me a gun, let me see a gun.
Well, if you don't want to give me a gun, I'm going to take the gun.
Get out of my way!
What's on the beginnig?
You think I have a world on this game that people fear me or no?
You will not kill my allies!
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on!
yeah someone go back I got this three two one
one v four can I clutch this my teammates are useless I need a gun I need a gun I
I need a gun, I need a gun, I need a gun.
I'm telling you I can clutch this for us, I just need a fucking gun.
What's this shit?
She kinda looks like a gun for dinos.
I
Have it yet
Nice clutch bro
Nice clutch. I'm bad kid. Thanks, man
That's not bad. That's a stable Renault type of play. I'll be honest with you, bro. I didn't know that kid had it in him
So I'll be honest man to people dead ass get on this game. They don't talk
They just play for hours and just like order door down. What's up, bro?
You buy me a drink, but
I don't know, maybe it might be nice or something.
So I'm not nice if I don't buy you a boat.
No, can be clear.
I don't know, I just feel like that's something cool at the beginning.
Don't clear comms, I got this.
this shit. I need a heal. I need a heal, yeah. I need a heal.
Enemy killed. Three, two, one.
one enemy remaining
I'm like bro I'm trying to tell you guys I can get on any fucking game bro I'm
literally trying to tell you guys I could get on any fucking game like what's
the excuse from low elo like I don't understand what y'all want from me
anymore like I'm good at video games bro like I have to go through every game
right now to show you I'm good. Deadass. Like what's next bro? What's the next game to prove
a point? You want me to get on League of Legends? Yo, do I look like a dork deal?
I don't know what to do with it.
Shut up, watch this shit. I'm at a 1v5.
So he's stream sniping.
So we're stream sniping in a friendly game with no money involved.
It's like, it's like so sad to me how like every video game nowadays you wonder why
people you actually wonder why people switch to like like IRL is mainly
because every video game nowadays has cheaters and I'm like I'm right you don't
want to hear the truth nuke you don't want to hear the truth nuke every video
get every video game has cheaters nowadays it's actually a truth nuke well
one enemy remaining
what the fuck is that?
he's banned
I got one more life of the man. If I die again I'm all out for and this game is actually
a goyslop. Like people really just don't, there's no fun here bro. Yo guys I got bad
news man. My uh, my dad's about to unplug my internet.
I
Later bro
All right, watch this
oh my god bro it's like why am I so bad man I used to be a pro I used to get
on video games and I would be the most oh my girlfriend just texted me saying
Valorant is so poopy why play it poopy poopy poopy
me do you wanna play with me? maybe me and you?
tower, I'll be your healer.
I'm so fucking cringe, I'm just a cringe fucking buffin bro.
I hear him to my left, what happened?
Yo, you know what's crazy, Lay's Deadass gets on this game, he'll literally play this
off stream for hours if I'm not streaming.
Do I have to check his hard drive?
Waste of electricity, waste of keyboard, waste of power. Are you talking to me?
Are you talking to me?
Are you talking to fucking me?
I'll show you how great I am.
What's next in my trilogy?
Is this you?
Oh yeah guys, let me get on CS where the only thing I'm gonna do when I get on CS is you
guys just spam- the emote of XQC was like-
what is this what is this audio
3P breaks in 20 minutes is not impossible genuinely, but I have a small bladder, I'm
I'm not vaping.
You're trying to get as much clean as possible, Ash.
Roger.
Everyone up there is sitting with friends.
You're trapped!
Big time players make big time plays!
OOOH! I think he dropped it!
BACKGUN!
IS BRO!
KIN!
No, don't lose this, please.
You must recover the defuser.
One friendly operator remaining.
Nice, guys!
Back gun's actually busted.
What?!
Back gun's broken!
Ah, fuck!
I just shoved a penis in my ass!
Like bro, I just keep fucking mobbed? That gun's busted, man, for real.
L, accountability. No, it's not, it's not accountability. That's a broken gun.
That's a broken gun. It shoots like this.
That's all the gun shoots.
Yo, I'm actually so hungry. This is like, this is crazy. I'm so hungry, bro.
I'm so, I'm so hungry. Oh my gosh.
Yeah, oh
It's wait, it's can they even see me
All right, so when you play counter strike do people play the actual game or is this just gonna be aware aware aware
Yep, this is exactly what I knew was going to happen as soon as I- Yep.
Joe Bart is ranked 1 million and Rug is ranked 381,000.
Damn, do people actually play Premier?
Is that like a thing?
Is Premier actually fun?
Okay, I'm not going to play Premier.
Let me open up just a couple. Just a couple though. Just these though, okay? Just these dog shit ones, that one?
It's gonna leak anything or no
why is it just insta-
yo is this just like a shit, like is my day just like evil today?
row is in a forest, rest in peace the trees that stench probably kills them
them. What the fuck are you talking about, bro? What the fuck happened to my... LACE!
Answer my call on Discord. Hey, it's me, Ron.
Yeah.
Can I ask you a question, bro?
Sure.
Do you think I'm a gamer?
You can get back into the swing of things.
What does that even mean?
I mean, you don't play games anymore.
So how can I earn respect as a gamer?
good at games play them off stream grind ranked on games but there's no game out
there that actually gets my attention anymore like the only thing I like like
when I get on CS I still get shiny things like wow this is shiny like that's
nice right and then I look at this and I'm like okay this is shiny I like it
this is shiny I like it right like there's no games where I get on where I'm
like oh I'm excited I'm ecstatic like what is that game for you lace?
BO2 right now but also like ranking up in Rocket League is pretty good dopamine
yeah and every time I get on Rocket League this whole chat just complains
about how ass I am bro. The new siege update is gonna be pretty good well it's
meant to be pretty good that'll probably be fun probably grind that a little bit
Like how are people call me Ron mower before I even get if I'm even on the game. Have you played the new siege update?
No
You wanna kill ya
That's a real game I get on a real game, bro. I got you guys. I got you
I really hope that there's not like a big update. I'm gonna check right now
I'm not getting on fucking Roblox. Do I look like a fucking eight-year-old kid. Oh
Ooh, I will say like, bro, instead of like, instead of like a skate like podcast segment
with your chat, like bro, if you were to just play like one of those ASMR lobbies, bro,
people would watch you play that.
There's ASMR lobbies on Roblox?
It's a, it's an obby, so it's like, it's like, uh, I don't even know how to explain it,
bro.
I don't have Roblox account.
It's my leak.
Get ready Chad.
It's my leak.
Gege is updating. It's going really fast though.
Get your Gege's out.
Wait, I have an update too. Bro, I don't want to just keep swapping.
It's fast though.
Is it?
Yeah, it's pretty fast. Mine's already about to be done.
Says a minute left.
I plan Ubisoft though.
It doesn't matter.
Yeah.
Hello, here's my game to just chatting. Now.
Also, by the way, whoever gave me this in my P.O. box, okay, why is this isn't even green?
Um, whoever gave this, why is it? Why?
Matthew scored?
What's this guy's account info before I go on Siege?
What's this guy's info?
You know who I blame lowkey in this house?
Like lowkey.
I feel like everything started becoming evil once Drew Wall was like, like he started making
a name for himself.
to like become like a streamer I guess or something like that and yeah yeah it's
kind of just like a joke wait so what's on Roblox ASMR abbey what is the
basically it sounds like like bubble wrap and like it sounds like good like
key clicks, or like, wax.
So, play lays, just so I'm understanding you get on this shit when you're not with me?
Oh, fuck no, I don't get on it.
I just, like, I'll see it on TikTok and I'll, like, actually watch the TikTok.
Is anyone know what he's talking about?
I never actually know.
Surely.
I'm on Siege too, so once you're off that...
Wait, how do people know what he's talking about?
Maybe I'm lost in the sauce.
Oh, I need his two-step outlaw.
Oh, I already have it.
I just need two steps.
Is it too late now to say I matter?
Because I'm missing more than just your dad.
No chat.
How's everyone's day going, bro?
On this beautiful day.
What day does school start for people?
Maybe like, first week of September?
That's when mine started, at least.
Really? Yeah, mine started like September, like, second.
You know, outlaw, bro. Call.
Yes, him.
I don't have an account then. I can't even get on this.
Do you have a Roblox account?
It's not that big of a deal.
Nah, I don't.
I actually got hocked.
Like years ago.
Mine got hocked also, bro.
August 21st?
Wait, you guys have school in August?
Bro, this month people are back to school.
That's a little key crazy, bro
What the fuck?
We really got summer every day and these people have to go back to school bro for eight hours a day
That's why that's such a jean. That's why like if I was I wasn't scoring now
Like I would just drop out to be professional like which chatter
Yeah, probably a chatter, bro
Chatting is pretty lit. I pay my viewers like some of my viewers
I pay just to type messages because I'm like if I don't pay them like no one's gonna type like
You'll see the same person come in every now and then, and he'll just type,
like, yo, Ron, hope you have a great day today.
Like, when do you ever see this type of messages?
Like, when do you ever see this type of messages?
Never, right?
OK, I don't pay all of you guys.
You think Kai and Speed can beat hardcore Minecraft?
All those bosses?
I actually, I don't know.
So there's a dude in one life?
Yeah, I don't think it's possible.
I think there's literally a zero percent chance they complete that I don't think that's even chance
Like I don't even think there's like a little bit of a chance like am I a hatred?
well all of them in one life is insane just to like get
The fight set up. Yeah, that's what I'm saying the cancer part
I've never killed the warden has anyone in my chat even killed the warden the warden has like aura, bro
No, I'm god you your screenshots go in dark. That's an instant like tweak. I've never fought him
How many how many hits does the warning take chat a
Lot like how many though
Like how many good hits
They're saying it has 500 hearts
Bro, they'reโฆ Loki is kind of fire how they're starting soon though, like they didn't
like announce it and then it's in like, fucking forever bro, like it's actually two days.
Like if I even tried to do that I don't think it's possible, like I genuinely don't think
it'd be possible, like I'm not even trying to be like, hype myself up or anything, I
don't think it's possible bro.
Oh nice, I just have 5 minutes to load the game and now it's time to restart.
I mean, bro, name a video game that doesn't have problems nowadays.
I'm dead serious.
I don't know, bro.
I think it's just because you're on like steam.
Why should launch perfectly fun?
Are we good enough to 2v1, Junko?
Um, it wouldn't be easy, but I think we could do it.
I'm gonna drop you and never watch you again when kind speed click that minecraft button
Wow bro, what a positive fucking message that is.
Did you see Sina's ending her cell phone?
Good bro, we weren't watching that shit anyway.
Wow bro, I'm in an evil mood bro.
If you want to hate me, I'm gonna hate them now.
Fuck Sina.
Hope she gets banned.
Bro, did you eat today?
How many food ideas?
Did you eat anything?
I haven't eaten all day.
I gotta think about what I'm getting into.
All right. Have you added?
Is your name VQIMTBLJ?
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Accept.
Oh shit, what the fuck is this dragon?
Should I just queue ranked?
Yeah, what rank am I chat? Does it tell you?
Yeah, you're unranked.
ranked. Wait so is it one game and you just instantly get a rank? I don't know. Maybe five
or ten. How hard is it to get like ranked like galled? Like is it hard? Like Sina? No
I did it by myself. Really? So how did Sina take so long to get out of silver? Shit. I
I did it, bro. It's like actually not hard at all.
Well, she took 48 hours though.
Okay, um, let's ban villa. Yeah, it's been villa. I don't want to play villa. Let's not play that
Hopefully you like Oregon or Shella
Let's ban that Jinxie said you're not winning a 2v1 I deadass think mean ladies can win a 2v1 based on just like
chemistry I'm not gonna lie I think I think we get to be on him I think we
genuinely I think we can genuinely do that just off chemistry oh my god organ
my favorite classic okay here's what you're gonna do chat little pro tip by
stable or no no the one player gonna ban on this map is Myra Myra is easily one
of those players where it's just it gets so annoying to play it's so annoying to
play against my shirt off I bet it's over
We gotta get sexy, cuz now I'm back on my bullshit.
Yo, are you tangled in your shirt, dude?
You said what?
Nevermind.
You said what?
Not nevermind.
Oh shit, so good.
Bro, we might even, after this, if we're feeling good, I'd be down to run the 2v1, if you're
down.
I'll put money on the line.
I genuinely think me and you.
The thing about me and you is that we're actually we have chemistry, bro, and we're good at the game. I know I
agree
I truly do agree and I'm just bullshitting
Got it. This is a good game though to get back into the swing of things too first time chatter
Just watch the core family feud video. I love it. Oh
Thank you, bro. Good video
I watch this shit
okay clearing up stairs upstairs
clear
get right there
we got bomb here bomb here bomb here bomb here bomb here bomb here bomb here
chat look at the tips and tricks you can hide right here
okay so you know that's a cap can?
yeah I'm gonna switch to
I'm gonna switch to
I'm gonna switch to
yawn
wait where'd my drone go?
guys I know I'm streaming on Twitch
All right
Let's go bro
I kill you bro I'm gone
This is gonna be the game bro
Shooting downstairs. I'm gonna get the first I'm gonna get the first thing
I'm gonna go from I'm gonna go upstairs
Yeah, my swinging is it bad or no like like this shit like
I have toggle ADS
But like how do I swing peak
Okay
On my heart right now
I'm joining for you. I'm on my heart thing. Nice
But I just died too
What is a resin boom show?
So I died to something that didn't even fucking kill me
How cringe of a setup so you're gonna put a thorn down and
One nice
What is that red thing though can you go through that?
Uh, I think Earthsea, I think, but you can throw us for shit through it.
Go through it, go through it, go through it!
Niiiice!
Path 4.
How do I talk in game chat? Nice job, team!
Nice job!
Yay!
Ehh...
I look like you don't know my game chat button either.
Dude, this game has so many keybonds, though.
That's the only thing I gotta get used to.
Why? That's what I'm saying.
Like, this isn't like...
This isn't like a noob-friendly game.
You know what I'm saying?
Banner Rooney.
Who the fuck is a Rooney?
It's not the girl who threw up on my couch.
This is who put the shit in the doorways.
Okay, is Ace good, Chuck?
He's a hard breacher.
What about Lyon?
Not bad, I'll play Lyon.
What up?
Brett, don't you make someone know who to play?
Looks like they're struggling to choose.
First time chatter, hey guys.
Hey, welcome to the stable community, bro, where it's all love and positivity and spreading nothing but awareness to loving everyone.
I
Said is hating on you allah sinna sinna's literally hating on me, but she's doing segments
She literally only goes to the gym for a segment on her stream about that
I need to use your drone to look at a bomb.
I'll have to stop floating if we have a problem, please.
No one's upstairs, just want to let you know.
Copy.
It's looking like a basement angle, bro.
Okay, how do you get to the basement?
The drone has found a bomb.
de-stairs
and if by the time
the bar closes and you feel like falling down
I'll carry you home
tonight
we are young
so we set the world on fire
We can go brighter than the star phone
That's not good news
Joining out
Left cleared
Where's the stairs shot?
I'm watching you
Where's the stairs?
Uhh
Why do I hear someone?
Stairs are in here, then go there, then go to your left.
I bet your teammate got your trade yeah
inside
Yeah, it goes inside dude. Wait, what are you supposed to do in shit like this?
Kill
Flashing out
oh yeah this is fucking this is awesome
well right probably freed up it's like silver lobbies everyone's silver I just
I just saw a tweet that said Ron's car YouTube fans, but I think he's dead
Yo guys, really?
Wait, how can I tell what lobby one?
Hold tab and the ranks wait guys gold
That's me dude, but you're gold
Yeah, gold five so I'm in gold lobbies
No, these are silver. Wait, what? I'm going against silvers?
No wonder I'm dying to good players. Telling you bro, get serious.
Yeah, but how do people actually get good at this game? Like there's so much to learn I feel like.
like
Bro, I'm telling you, it's not really even that hard.
I'm so dead ass too, like, yeah, it is so much to learn, but like, bro.
Honestly, that rainbow's a huge to me is the one game that is like so intimidating that
you don't even get on.
If you've never played it, like, it's so intimidating that it's like, I don't even want to get on
the game.
Like, bro, there's so much shit on this game.
Like, there's like 40 different characters and like, like, I don't even know.
not upstairs okay I must have a sort there but I think they're in the
basement again too I think it's much this far
Located a bomb
Okay, I have cash my hide under his feet. He's not gonna expect it
Five seconds to go
You've located a bomb
What's this shit I'm rushing down main steps
This is where legends are made
are you rushing see if I can get one from here Doc's tag is gonna heal himself
though
run quiet on the creek facts I'll put a claymore on the steps so we can't get
flanked one right here happy one right there wait what you're gonna shot
help me help me help me help me help me daddy
oh there's no one there, doc right side right side doc
he's half health nice
actually that's not even killed me
four last operators
yes nice
four eliminated friendly mission successful
Oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Finally some defense.
Okay, let's play and let's band in class.
dude no that's not a good plan
Maverick? I always want some Maverick. Does anyone know Logan Paul's thing?
Were you guys Logan Paulsters with Mavericks or were you guys Jake Paulers?
Or was I just a dork?
Loki, I was neither bruh. I couldn't watch them.
Orton? Orton?
Dude, I said neither. Get your hat on my brother.
That's really bad. I'm not gonna lie. You just you just lagged as soon as
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. That's bad, man
dude
Dude, no, you're actually getting kids
So it's just black out my profile. It's just content. It's just content. It's actually just also. Yeah, it is just content
It's just content. It's just content
It's just content. It's just content. I repeat it's just content
Boys were live therefore it is classified as content
Stand out of bombs.
Okay, so what is this character? Am I supposed to use an SMG or am I supposed to use a shotgun for chat?
Since birth
Wait, is this the character that doesn't get seen by drones?
Yeah
Okay, should I be cheeky?
Yeah
Should I just be a loser bro? Should I just be a loser?
Yeah, yeah, I'm with you on this.
I'm on a spawn peak.
Yeah, oh look at this look.
Oh my god, you're actually a nerd.
you're actually a nerd should I use a shotgun here or should I use what should I use
uh you can use the shotgun bro low key sniped i'm pretty sure it's like a sniper i bet
five seconds left
increase surveillance on bombs three two one
I
Behind you
They're behind you on the window
Wait, did you just hear a hack?
I'M MY HOME ONCE AND IT'S JUST SHUT UP!
I'm... life?
Oh man, there's one on main, I do not have to come. Yo, there's one on mainstab.
Oh my god, I don't have my combine.
Mainstabs, bro.
I need to figure out my barn's ASAP.
I'm talking chat.
Wait, did I kill someone?
They're saying I talked it.
Wait, hello?
Can you guys hear me in game chat?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
I don't think mine works, bro.
Hello?
I can hear you, I can hear you.
Hello?
Can you hear me in game chat?
I'm in Discord.
Hello?
Can you hear me in game chat?
Hello?
Can you hear me in game chat?
Hello?
Hello?
I'm literally talking.
It says I'm talking.
Anyone have a microphone?
Am I banned in game chat then?
What is this glitch?
Is that a bacon camo?
From like Black Ops 2 like bacon?
Makin' cankicks, makin' bacon pancakes.
Yo boys, can you guys hear me in game chat?
Yo boys, can you guys hear me in game chat?
Yeah, we just won.
Wait, we have five flawless victories in ranked.
Am I allowed to get a rank?
Oh yeah, you might be getting a rank.
Wait!
Holds!
Oh, yeah, I see a rank you got copper
Okay
Bring the squad with me. I'm gonna choose that option every time. I have 4 out of 5, I have 4 out of 5
Wait, does Jinx you want to play or? No, I'm down. I'm down to play that or just keep racing. Yeah, that's what I'm saying
I'm gonna keep playing. Oh
Is he actually there or is this like Juan God?
Cause I'm about to get my rank match, I'm about to get my uh, I'm about to get my thing.
Let's buy Alpha back.
Bro, Juan died or F-R?
Realer cake.
At least he talked to them about a piss. I got a P really badly. Just try to entertain them.
Okay.
Hi guys, it's Rolf, I was here today, back with another Revelation Z-Stag.
Bro, I'm about to buy some skins for this game, y'all, I'm just gonna be honest.
Just gonna be honest, I might have to buy some skins for this game, bro.
Like, I actually think I would grind this game and try and get a good rank.
What is Ryoku? What is that bruh?
Don't have blue shit. Use me to fulfill my destiny bro. What is that weird message?
What is that weird message? Damn they got hella skins in this game bruh.
I got the shop open now. I didn't realize there was a shop. Holy fuck
Don't type play with my guts dude
Stanky Shores legal team. What's good, bro?
How many of you like
It's over
Yeah, yeah, I put, why does it look like I'm deadass wearing a fucking dress right now?
Sanbrero.
Sanbrero! Yo, we down to play or are we just queuing on the right chat? Let me know.
What did he say? What did he say?
Yo, down to play or are you just going to be a little junko?
Oh, I didn't know. Like, I'm deadass. Am I getting trolled? I need to...
The junko we're gonna fucking kill you and send you to heaven bro if you don't play or if you don't answer
Wait, they're saying they're saying he's at joint oh
You're probably getting an air cut
We were kites defending just content
Don't go in his chat, okay
was stairs they have to go down they have to go down I'm gonna go ace and get
the ball and be a fun jab bro just let him know that's why that's why it's
that's why I appreciate the kind words over under he actually wins dude if I
lose this game I'm gonna be so fucking till rank is he they have to go down to
what up I need switch to get the bandit probably like higher than us
I
Die
Joe Jack one of the chat at this gamer tag gives you boost bumps
One of the chat at this gamer tag gives you nobody type man with the solo leveling PMP. Oh, yeah, oh
No pretty
Wait, so he wants to to be one us yeah
Yeah, but bro, you know what's going to happen?
Yeah, bro, above your-
He's going to- he's going to play that cheese, bro.
He's going to like- he's going to do like some little Mickey-ass shit where he's like,
oh, you can't use this, oh, you can't use that.
It's just-
I'm taking a shit right now.
Probably true, actually.
Yeah.
We could just not listen to him.
Should we just do everything?
Yeah.
Just got to do- we should just do what it takes to win, bro.
Oregon upstairs only.
You know what I mean?
Should we ban ASAP?
a sin you know you hey let's go what is yeah wins again way why I just bought some
fun I just bought our six credits I realized bro there's probably so much
money that we've spent on like just like random bullshit it's no it's bad bro
When I look back at all the money I've ever spent, bro, you know how much money I probably spent on like V-Box, like Valorant coins, like COD points, like Minecraft shit, like Twitch shit, like anything, bro, like how much money do you think you guys have spent on like just like virtual points on like games and shit?
But that's probably so much money. I'm not even kidding, it's probably like on an Iraqi, like maybe not 100,000, maybe like 80,000, 50,000 dollars.
it's definitely a lot more than it should be bro but I love my skins yeah
bro at the end of the day at least I'm gonna die knowing that I have renegade
raider like when I'm on my deathbed like at least I can know I had renegade
raider and I showed it off exactly though you can die with your fucking fashion
in game you're in game slide bro no but that's exactly kind of my whole point
it's like imagine you died on your deathbed knowing that you didn't get
mega lights maxed out oh my god this guy a fuck who remembers that the
language is that Spanish oh me but I'm gonna come your
Read these fucking stats, we'll win!
Probably, bro.
I wish I had a game to main every single day.
Like, what's a good game I could actually main?
This one?
Yeah.
And have fun. No, R6 isn't fun enough.
Bro.
Bro, you just gotta get, like, good and get into a game.
Then it'll be fun, bro.
That's all it is.
You're just, like...
Bro, that's the problem right now for you is you're just, like, surface level of every single game.
I'm not even trying to be, like, funny.
Right now, that's true.
You play every single game right now.
You play at the surface level like what?
Well, I'm not even like in terms of skill I'm just saying like how much you actually play the game
I can't
But if Ron wants to do me one like tomorrow, I'm down. He's got to tell me earlier
He didn't tell me shit like two minutes ago. That's okay. She thinks he's a now. He's got to go. I didn't realize oh
oh there's I let's get my let's do this bro I'm getting my rank fuck it
oh my mom texting me saying I really miss you should I FaceTime or ensure my
butthole yeah do it right now I bet you know what I'm gonna do though I'm gonna
do the leg you know the leg shot where it's like it's just like your leg okay
yeah
It's my it's my knee
I'm working right now. What's up? I miss you mom is table just got pranked, bro
I miss you too mom you're gonna see me you're gonna see me in like probably a
couple weeks I'm having the diamond in come fast I mean you don't have a
choice they're just gonna they're just gonna make their way to the house
they're gonna breach the house nope they're not gonna care you're gonna
have to tell him he's going to die too all right well I love you thank you
have fun at work does she know what type of work i have how is it supposed to be fun
how is playing video games supposed to be fun bro i'm getting harassed by people in
my chat and i cued it this is my rank up bro actually yep this is my rank up right chat
Is that it? Is it one more?
And nothing hurts anymore
I feel kinda free
You're still the dude we used to be
Yeah, yeah, I pull my hand on the stove
To see if I still bleed
I'm actually gonna take chats advice. I think I'm gonna try to learn how to sing better
Like I just realized mad people low-key want me to learn how to sing like what if I just start practicing like on
Stream like every single day like I spend like 15 minutes 20 minutes just trying to practice like hitting high notes like
Yeah, that's good brush I got on the piano too
You're out, look can you find me a Roblox account with voice chat?
Cheers!
What's up guys, today it's me, Stable Ronaldo and I'm going to be getting my actual rank
on Siege.
Now, you're probably wondering, Ron, what rank are you going to be?
That's exactly why we're trying to get in the game right now.
Bon villa, bon villa, we don't want to play villa, bon villa.
Yo, chill out bro, I'm in front of my intro, you little shit.
Sorry about him y'all.
my new friend his name is Dylan Dylan you want to say hi to the people hello
hello everyone for YouTube but what is this bro like just they're doing video
just play the game bro
hey anyone here have a microphone or no
my game play doesn't work either hey anyone here have a microphone and we
of a microphone I think we would just don't like us there's no way that's
like physically impossible
okay hello over under the like all jokes aside do you think that speed and
Kai actually quit like I actually think they'll quit I really really don't I
I really, really don't think that they're gonna beat it.
Like, bro, I think the only way that they don't quit is if they go live and have like some like lamicky like twist on it.
That is like, they're gonna have to have like a pro help them.
Like, bro, there's gotta be some funny shit going on.
Finding an ancient city is gonna be hard.
Then killing the warden is gonna be hard.
Then killing the Ender Dragon is gonna be hard.
Then killing the wither after finding three wither skulls is gonna be hard.
And then after they do it, they have to find the fucking water thing, which is going to be hard.
And then keep in mind, it's their first time doing all those.
So how they supposed to do the all once?
Unless Kai took off nine months to literally be practicing Minecraft, there's no chance.
True, they could have practiced.
It's not impossible, but it's...
Yeah.
Hey, team, are you guys ready to win this match?
No, I have something on the bottom of my screen. What does that mean? Alert.
uh, means that Vigil's walking around
oh so you can still hear him but you just can't see him
yeah
holy lamicky spot, look at the shot
I'm learning
Yo, watch out man
10 seconds soon sir
you gotta turn it off and on
that's what I did, I started working
5 seconds before insertion
I literally just went to audio, go to voice chat, turn it off and on, boom
Can I ask why every single fucking video game has the weirdest settings like it's just so hard to just like
Anything yo bro, can you can you hear me? Can you hear me?
No, it's really not a little bit more you are quiet
You're just an idiot if I'm just an idiot explain this
Dumb, dirty, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, doodum.
Starting out.
Wait, they just got soft walls?
And I'm dead from the fucking office!
That shit kinda looks like an office, dude.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! I knocked two!
He's in here, Daesh. He goes in here.
Wait, did I knock two?
Oh no, well I have to win this game, yo guys, guys, guys, guys, let's use our comms here, this is my rank up, I need to rank up before I get my rank, so please for the love of god, everyone talk, everyone figure this out together, we're a team, this isn't, we're not playing solos, we're playing team game modes, okay, so...
Alright, I guess I'll kill bro.
It's the first round you fucking dork, sound like your nose is stuffed.
I must stop you next.
What?
What does that even mean?
This guy just...
All right, FNCS winner, bro, we get it.
What?
What did he say?
He said, all right, FNCS winner.
Something, something, something, something.
Calm all that dick riding, Clayl, lock in.
Ron, can you show us your side profile?
That's your side profile, you look so good.
You know what's crazy bro?
If I just lost weight, gained like 5 inches of height and put on 30 pounds of muscle,
I would actually be stuck in the ground.
Yeah bruh, it's me, stable or no.
They need to locate a bomb.
You look like a homeless guy who went to a barbershop first time chatter.
Thanks, man.
That's actually really nice of you.
Like you're really sitting on your fucking phone with your body crisscross applesauce
on your fucking wifi that you don't even pay for telling me I look like a homeless man.
Yo, why don't you actually type something positive and something that can help the world,
man?
You know, talk, like, say positive things that have your mouth help the world.
Hope you know that guys
Located a bomb make your way to it's okay. Can you help me bro? I want to win this game. Can you help me like learn? Yeah?
Like I'm dead as I'm sure this is why I gave my rank, bro
How do I come to the sewer with you? Where's my drone deck my drone? Where's the tunnel?
cover the diffuser
yo guys lets talk please
oh no oh my god are we going against pros
like actually are we going against pros
uhhhh no
its just defense
defense is easy
i bet
what friendly last operator standing
traded
That dude just killed four of us, bro. He came to play
Let's see what sugar plums cooking
You got sugar plums. You got this sugar. You've been playing since 2017, bro. Show us
I'm actually not gonna rank up
Wait, I'm actually not about a right go
So what are you saying rank up? You're not even ranked. Yeah, I'm about to get my rank dick. No need to fucking spread hate
It's not hate. It is. Hey, you're just being disrespectful, bro
Like was I rude to you?
Was I rude to you?
I did say that you're not getting ranked up
No, you said you set the tone today bro
You said I'm like surface level of every video game
It's like why even put that into the world?
Yeah, and then after I said that
you
you
you
you
you
The world has become so distasteful, everyone is just rude now, everyone is just annoying,
everyone is just mean.
got to order some food I actually don't know low-key out so I'm about to think
about if he writes out or no
like bro you wouldn't be getting mad if you were eating some good ass food but
like good eats though like what talk to me can you just eat some of these orders
tell me who's order please actually just tell me I'm not getting I didn't order
anything yet but if I were to order food I'd probably order like bro I don't even
know probably like a beef teriyaki bowl and then like some like sushi probably
on the side probably to go with it and then after that probably just get straight
into the good shit probably order like some cany at combo with like a large lemonade
I can't hold it in no more bro, I need to order something, I actually need to order something bro
Maybe like a bag of Doritos dynamite sticks
Is it possible to come back from this or no?
Yeah
Hi chat, where should I put my lezions? Right here?
So you're supposed to put it on door frames, yeah?
Is this good reinforcements or no, I'm trying to XP farm right now.
I'm just conforming it to V.
Five seconds to insertion.
What's my rank?
I'm about to find out where my rank is after this.
What rank do you think I am, Lace?
Like Silver, Gold.
What?
What?
Actually...
Yeah.
Something on my hand?
You don't think I'm a diamond player?
Oh, I think if you, like, we kept playing,
I think if you kept playing, yeah, you'd rank up for sure.
Hi everyone outside I repeat
Good cam by me
I hear someone on the roof is that the roof
One right here I repeat one right there lace one is right
Okay, that's a strange that we're no troll in this is that obvious like I don't know
two players right here there's someone coming main stairs two players main
stairs I repeat two players right down on three ping on three ping oh god my
team is dying
wait where am I supposed to go chat?
pissed off
uh rosa is going upstairs, rest there, rest there
main main main main main
he's wrapping around
Harry, no chair. So she's still alive. I eat you the bear kid birthday here
You do this you do there
Where's the last guy
All right
Wait, it's Lezion minds really that good. No, what the fuck?
Yeah, he's been he's been good for you know, what does it do now?
I don't know it's different about it
Well, come on, can we come back or no yep
Well, what if I ban switch why get banned? Oh
That'd be very
No, no, I'm not I was just kidding y'all I'm actually not wait they banned my character wait
No, no, that's actually nerdy as fuck.
What a nasty nerdy.
Okay, you know what, I'm about to play Mute Classic.
Actually, no.
Low key is way me good?
Not familiar.
Myra, Myra, Myra, Myra, Myra, Myra, Myra.
Born, they're saying thorn.
We're storn.
Born.
Yeah, she's pretty good.
How good is thorn?
Like 1-10.
Pretty good.
good utile
oh that's what am i supposed to do
put the shit like uh...
in bed honestly like in doorways and shit just like on the roof
okay chat guide me chat guide me
where
it's like a trap so when people walk it shoots the ones with them
is it an insta kill
oh no but there's a lot of damage
okay so shall I put one right here
dick you could yeah
You should put one in there. Put one over here for sure.
Okay, in the tunnel, yeah?
No, no, no, you shouldn't, cause like, there's no point.
Put them on, put them like, put it like over here or something. Put it on site.
I bet.
And then, and then, and then I'll put one...
And then I'll put one...
Oh, shit, money.
And then...
I
Like you can run away from them like one second to run away look at this look at this shit look how cheeky
This good job, it's good you don't
All right now we're getting it going okay, this is actually such a little Mickey ass character no bullshit
You're now watching a master at work good kill bear
where tunnel I'm watching you show me how it's done lace all right not much
What's going on right now bro just taking the hatch?
Can Laze clutch out or no?
Oh my!
Oh my!
Oh my!
One's too left for the boys.
Oh my!
One's knocked, one's knocked, one's knocked!
Alright bro.
He's in front of you sugar!
or last upstanding
my god wait we just
wait we just actually
wait we actually might come back
wait we actually might come back
yeah this is a big defense around right here
I listen
I need an IGL here someone's gotta talk someone IGL this please
uh...
Can someone IG up?
Yo, I need someone to IG up.
I'm lying.
That's because they used him.
Yo, my TV's fucking muddied, bro.
Hello, is Arcade-
Am I tripping Chuttle? Is he just quiet as fuck?
Nah, he's quiet as shit.
You can play Thorange again.
If you want.
If you want.
Why is the chat so slow?
Because I'm botting.
I think you guys ask this question every single time that I just, I played video games.
Oh, nice, my internet just went out.
What? I don't even know.
I'm just like, I'm hacked again.
Like, what the fuck is going on?
Why does it keep happening?
Why does he keep happening?
Hello, we're hacking you bro.
You know what I just realized? My green screen's been on this whole time. I didn't even know. Should I turn it off?
No, green screen makes desktop better.
Really?
Green screen's equally good.
Sometimes yeah, I look you hate having a queen squeeze
Sometimes it's really oh don't forget your armor
You're a pro dude
You can pull it on that wall
down to 10 seconds
like some are there or something
I'll be honest bro, I'll be honest with you bro
come put it on me, come put it on me
I'll be honest bro, this is my first time playing the game bro
I mean seriously
come put it on 2 ping
2 ping
come put it on 2 ping
2
like I'll be honest with you guys bro, I'm actually not good at this game
is this hacked? hello?
hello?
Oh
Maybe you can't pull in there
There's a new main what be where's that? Where's that? Where's that? Where's that market market market market? I can't market they they stop camera
No, oh, no
Sugar plumb wise moaning
I hear all of them on me, check can they come through there?
Oh no they've breached the main door, oh my god we've traded!
Dude why are you moaning in my ear?
I'm checking cams bro.
I'm still alive.
They're on your rook.
Look where your rook is.
They're on your rook.
They're everywhere on your rook.
They just breach the wall in there.
There's at least two more in there.
Your rook's probably in trouble.
I would let him die if he's gonna die.
Is there a barricade on your right?
You can go out there.
Walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk.
I'm watching your teammate.
Your rook's still distracting them.
One's still on him.
Is he now?
He has bomb down, he has bomb down.
Hey, where am I done?
I just made a hole for the enemy from the operating.
You fucking moron!
He actually went up for last.
Come on kid.
Come the fuck on kid.
He's hit.
Hold? I think he's hit.
He's...
Oh my god, oh holy clutch. Oh, yes, yes, yes, this is for my rank, bro. This is for
my fucking rank. We get some OT now.
Previous bands of blocks.
Alright, listen, listen, listen, can you hear me?
Yes, I can hear la.
Stop or I fucking moaning and let's lock in.
am really trying to win this game. I need this bro. First time chatter you're so
bad it's crazy. Yo Lays this is why I don't get on video games by the way and I
just stick to muckbangs and shit. Bro I literally just try new things try to
become good at something try to have fun try to do anything and somehow some way
shape or form and then the and then when I react it's like oh one guy one guy
it's not one guy guys news flash news flash this is every time I get on a
Fucking game, and then I see someone say can you lower the cam? I'm not showing you my penis
Like I don't want to show that
Look at the bands rolling. Oh
Well find a new person on the Twitter come to mod in the game or in the twitch chat
Literally bro just like ban retards who contribute nothing and then you just focus on the game
And then your experience could get better wait look at this well look this is like how the government works ready
Look, I have like a secret thing that like I hide behind look I
Knew your ass is Illuminati downstairs wait, what if I do this?
There take off my underwear. Oh, they can't see it
your drone has found a bomb what are you actually trying to do right now I was
just doing a little moment five seconds I just wanted to say it's sexy 711
work all right I'm not reading that you found a bomb yeah it's like come on
Lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, actually lock it, actually lock it.
I'm going in.
Server room is clear.
They're playing, he's playing behind A, he's down behind A, he's knocked behind A.
One shot, one shot, one shot.
The other one's holding, the other one's on danger tank, holding you though.
But you knocked one on site
Is that bad aim or is it possession?
Come here daddy
I
We're just walking here Royce
I want to have a drone
This guy's fucking playing Monty and not going in the doorway
Yo, you mind throwing your shield up and walking it. It's where your shield up real walk in there. You're playing Monty
oh no oh no you have dead zone bug where he's planting
I got a squad, I got a squad.
I'm going to plant.
There's a geezer.
Behind, behind, behind the stairs behind you.
He's on the stairs behind you.
He ran back up the stairs.
He's, he broke the hatch, he could drop into the room.
In the doorway now.
BANG!
Stop, stop, stop, stop.
I'm him!
Did we win?
Wait, what?
Nope.
Wait.
What?
One more round, bro.
What?
One more fucking round.
Oh
Hey, how's the song go?
I'm not have to hear that song go down walker guys go down
Hey there daddy what's it like in matter city? I'm a thousand miles away girl tonight
you look so pretty, yes you do
I'm him, I'm him!
What's this on my N.V. Young Boy? What's it called?
Fuck, I don't know, fuck, I don't know
You know there's someone out there
Fuck, I don't know
Oh, Sina, can I have a hundred subs?
You know, Sina, I really hope to god just somehow
like, Twitch just bans anyone gifting you any subs
and that marathon of yours ends
every time I click on your stream center it's just either another three things
three things it's either a rosy carry fake gym segment or get ready with me I'm
just saying I'm just saying I don't want to be the guy I just don't want to be
I don't want to be the guy!
I'm just kidding. Congratulations on your new record.
Really? It's just content.
I'm gonna try to make a stable on autoplay okay yeah do some content shit this round
Hey, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo team, it's just content, yo team, it's just content.
Let's get back into the private, your way.
Re-loading!
Playing my trump card.
Playing my trump card.
He's gonna give me a seizure.
Yeah, they're gonna find you there, bro.
Yo, watch out, bro.
Yeah, they're gonna find you there, bro.
Look at Bearmaster going dummy.
Okay.
Bearmaster's a troll, YouTuber.
Oh, wait, is that garage?
Is that what I think it is?
Garage?
Let's friggin go, bruh. Easy comeback. We were down to 3-0.
That's too easy!
We just went viral on the ass.
What am I?
What rank are you gonna be, bro?
What rank am I?
Hold!
Bring a squad with me. Hold!
Wait, you just took away my...
Why would you...?
I'm Silver IV.
I mean, yeah?
Wait, so... wait, wait, before you start.
So just some understanding. Just some understanding.
Sina took 48 hours to try to get to silver,
and I just got it in five games.
SONS SONS
So she took 48 hours to get to fucking silver, and I got it in five games.
games.
Yeah, I want to play another one.
I don't want to try that thing that you were saying.
It's pretty good.
Alright.
You want to play Roblox?
I don't have that shit, Loki downloaded or on account.
I'll watch.
No, bro.
I don't want to lose a friend.
I don't have that shit lowkey downloaded or an account I'll watch no, bro. I don't want to lose a friend
So I don't have it dude sad sponge web in the chat bro. Let me just call her know that
Well, I think it's a cannon.
Outlaw Suncoat?
Oh, no.
Wait.
Uh...
Are you hacked?
Uh, which one of these have I played in the last seven days?
Your call has been forwarded to voicemail.
The person you're tracking reach is not available.
At the tone, please record your message.
It says your IP.
When you have finished your interview,
you may hang up.
I'm just kidding.
Hey, Senna.
It's me, Ron.
I just wanted to leave a voice note
to let you know that you took 48 hours to get to silver,
and you couldn't even do it.
And then you ended up all at four
and then breaking a monitor.
Then ultimately losing a ton of money, et cetera,
by breaking your shit.
I just want to let you know I hit it in five games.
Go fuck yourself.
MW2, wall hop, okay, and homeruns.
Alright, let's do this, ready?
Alright, Lace, what is it called?
I look like ASMR obby or something ASMR obby. Yeah. I was just my game. Hey, it's satisfying
ASMR obby this.
Hmm. Probably something like that. They're saying. Operation one. Unbox ASMR 30,000 people
are playing this. There's 30,000 people playing this right now. What is this
Goi Slop?
Great Q screen share. Yeah. It's not a tycoon the one I was talking about. It's a
obby though. So this is something different but this is probably good.
Oh put it down.
Oh this is good, see?
This is what?
Like it actually sounds perfect.
This has got to be a target audience and just like special needs.
So this is what it is.
You just do this a bunch of other ones over.
I guess for this one, usually it's like an obstacle course and you got to like try and
beat it and shit, but this is a different map.
Okay, how do I get a new one?
Someone in your chat might know like what it's called.
I don't know actually what it's called.
Alright, let's check out what this one is.
Oh, this is a knee-do crate.
What?
Uh, I don't know either.
Ready? Holds! Holds!
What?
A need-do common.
Not as good as the keyboard, see?
Yeah, that's not really satisfying.
Is that satisfying cheddar? No.
Like, that's...
I love you!
What the fuck how do I talking how do how do you talk in game chat
Hello
Hello
Can you hear me
Bro, I actually love you so much. I have a flag of you in my room.
Oh. Um, how old are you?
Um, 14.
And you have a flag of me in your room?
Yeah.
What kind of flag? What does it say?
No, it's like, have you seen like a flag? Or like they have like people's face on them?
Where did you buy a flag of Snapele Roberto?
It's like a cuss mind going on Amazon
70,000 what the I think I'm rich
How the hell you get to 70 with her 15 to 70,000
Well you can upgrade your keyboard brah. Oh, you're he's right. I
I
Was it do now? Oh, oh
Mark wild bullshit. Oh
Wow, this is actually really worth my time
I mean shit. I'm not even kidding. I actually just thinks you want to make a Roblox account
Wait, so people really get on
People really have flags in me in their room. Am I not like him?
She's so nice of her I guess yeah
Oh nice, plus 77, we'll be there in no time y'all.
Don't swear and open Mike.
Oh okay, well I'll just be family friendly anyway.
Hey y'all, it's me, Mr. Stable and Aldo.
Um, how y'all doing today?
Hold on bro, I'm about to just cash out, just wait a little.
Okay, now this is easy, no no, this is easy.
But now what I'm gonna do with this money is what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna get the
new, I'm gonna get the brand new ASMR and you're gonna hold, watch.
You got some beautiful music in the background, okay?
Am I too old to be doing this?
Actually no, I'm having fun bro.
As long as you're having fun, screw what the haters say.
What should we eat today?
Nothing.
Eating is a reward.
And right now we haven't grinded hard enough, we have to see what the next thing is before I do anything.
Hey, they even have 5 gifted!
Hey guys, I know I'm on the Roblox category, if you or your mom has a credit card, make sure to swipe it right now y'all!
Give some subs to enter my free Roblox giveaway!
How many kids you didn't get scammed like all the time trying to get free Robux or like cuz I used to get I used to get
scammed all the time all the time trying to get the free jewels from Clash of Clans
classic. Donnie David 5 gifted. Bro go buy Robuxes. I can't yet bro it's gonna be 70,000. That's cap that was just like luck.
You promised my son free fucking robux move cam. How about you shut up outlaw?
Hey, man, you got a microphone or no
You know, it's crazy my girlfriend unironically played grow a garden like all the time and now it'll be weird like
older than me
It's that game like actually fun or no
Bro go buy another box
Just go to your thing
The conveyor belt all the other ship from right there. Oh
How about this one?
Slime crate. Oh my gosh. I get slime great check it's time. Great. Oh
Oh my gosh, I get some great
All right, hold on, hold, everyone holds.
One minute and 30 seconds, yo, are they forming money
all people?
Like dead ass.
I won't wait for this, actually.
I got a TikTok coming in from my girlfriend.
Let's see what this is.
This is my new trial now, too.
Oh, and he got two jobs for me.
I keep grabbing my money as I said he was afraid to die.
I told him it's too late, my friend, it's time to say goodbye
And you got inside my arms, blood out on my shirt
Wake up in the morning, I got murder on my mind
His body dropped down
Like, how are you older than me, Kimmy?
Jeez, Luis, you guys actually sat over an inaminate object
Tung-tung-tung-so-whore, guys, yo, newsflash everyone, I hate to be that guy
He's not real, it's not a real character
It's not real bro. It's not real
No, he's not bro. I'll be the guy to say it call me a weirdo. You're my biggest fan. Yo, Abby
Do you know that's not how that works? I'm not I don't know you
No Ron
Yo chat is fears of fathom a good game. See you said I should play it on stream one of these days
Ron, I actually love you bro. I'll stop talking about it. I really love you.
Thank you. Thank you.
Hold on, I'm about to open up this slime thing. Let's see what I got here.
Shhh.
Is it going to be satisfying?
What?
This is the most satisfying thing so far.
You got a keyboard to the back.
This sends like shivers down my spine.
This is making me money.
Yo, what's Kimmy?
What are you sending me?
You're interrupting my work.
This is the good girl.
I'm not gonna give you anything.
It's not even my job.
I'm not gonna give you anything.
I'm not gonna give you anything.
I'm not gonna give you anything.
I'm not gonna give you anything.
I'm not gonna give you anything.
Yeah, I gotta be done with you.
yo what is that one thing isn't there like a podcast room where's podcast you
gotta get on that what is it called 18 plus podcast unlock what do you mean
unlock am I not 18 so I have to go to the 16 plus okay
No, we're going now. Come on.
Hey everyone, you can't join the contest. Sorry.
Hi everyone.
I was going to say if anybody wants to join.
Why did five people join?
Wait, there's a debate one? Where's the debate one?
Wait, where is it? Or do I just find it here?
To bait.
Oh my god.
talking and hot takes an asmr trans debate on a fucking kids game eating meat is wrong
I don't know I have the philosophical one for natural loss I don't box the guy
No more difference.
Hey y'all, how y'all doing?
What's it called?
It's me, Rock.
The definition of natural law, that's what I have up on my TV.
Can I talk y'all?
Wait, is there a-
Why is it so many people?
Can I talk y'all?
I'm a TikToker.
Oh, there's 50 in here?
Yeah, I know.
There has to be some kind of TikToker in here.
It's me, I'm the TikToker.
Ew, this is-
It's me, I'm the TikToker.
What's happening?
Why is there 50 people?
There's 50.
Who is Ron?
I'm one of the, it has to be live streaming.
Wait, what's my name on here?
That's who's Ron.
What's my name on here?
What is this? What's my name on here?
Wait, who is Ron? What's Ron's username? Let me put them up here.
Oh my god, oh my god, it's...
Theology is gonna be stable Ronaldo.
Oh, wait, you talked to Joe Bartolonsi, right?
Joe Bartolonsi.
Joe Bartolonsi.
Joe Bartolonsi.
It's David.
Why is my name David?
So, wait.
Is there a string going on?
David and Creative Genius is what they're called?
I don't know if these are actually the real people or not, but...
Oh my god, it's me. I need to...
Oh, okay.
Okay, there we go. Okay, it's me. There you go, finally.
Who are you?
I'm just a tech talker, but I stumbled upon your guys' room and I see it's bad to eat me.
Holy crap, bruh.
Wait hold on let me explain that I don't adhere to this point. There were two people in here hearing to it
It was Jasmine in the other one
Jasmine what do you eat then do you just eat salads?
Skoray sorry love I said she's curious with your little ear that I actually do eat me
This is one of those, by the way, Tony's back, Tony's back.
No, actually, I'm saying that I don't support factory farming.
You don't support factory farming.
So what does that mean?
Can we go in details about that?
Because like, I'm a bad guy.
Nobody interrupts me, right?
I can.
So I think that is one of the conditions they're holding.
They're bred just for the fact of getting slaughtered.
And they are our word.
you
you
you
you
you
you
I'm going to France for two days, and then I'm going to Monterey next week.
Oh my god, you're actually panicking right now.
You're my bestie, come on.
Senna, can you just have Rosie just continue the stream?
Rosie's stable.
Dude, Ron, I wanna know.
I had an awful day.
Do you know?
I was at Ira's sub-a-bond.
Do you know how many people have canceled?
Is that your-
Oh no, boohoo.
I'm Senna.
I'm a millionaire making hundreds of thousand dollars a month
playing video games,
and I'm worried about someone canceling.
How about you work a real job like me?
More roadblocks right now
Wait, my name's sitting I have no content so I'm calling stable in order
Okay, so what are you about to do
I
Was supposed to be with
Coming over actually. Oh, you you could invite the one person from streamer you Chata
No, but you could invite Chata also he does food
Go trip or say like no way you don't chop the fuck up
uh...
uh...
classic
all right what's next
play on a test game
mario what game?
mario what game?
bro i'm about to order some fucking
drunko teriyaki and rice
what the fuck is this?
Project I wanna...
Why is everything GG?
Hey, what is this?
What is this?
I actually don't know what this is.
Oh.
She's hacked Ngoi.
Wait, what actually is this?
Should I leave?
Like I'm confused.
Why is everyone saying don't play it?
You know what this is actually or not?
Nah, I actually have no idea.
I have no clue what this is, like...
They're saying it's a virus.
Nah, there's no way. Zero percent chance.
Oh, it's just a hobby.
Yeah, I would have already cooked off, bro.
I keep playing.
I'm not playing this shit, I'm not playing this shit, I'm a grown ass fucking man bro,
I'm not playing that shit. I'm not playing that shit bro. What's that happening?
There's
Do R&D
2020
It will happen.
How about play?
Saying I wanna be your lover I don't wanna be your friend
Son, you can hear the other people?
I wanna be a lover I wanna be a lover
I don't want to be a friend you don't know what you got
Till it's gone my dear so tell me that you love me again
Tell me that you love me again
They're putting crying emojis
I do the same thing I told you that I never would I told you I changed even when I knew I never could
Oh god
Whoa nice
Not bad, not bad. That's not bad. Nice
I don't know this song. I don't know this song.
I don't know this. I'll let someone else take this.
Oh my god, I can't do it.
I don't know this!
You never know this?
It told you to pick 3 genres and you only pick the 1 so now I think it just puts you with a bunch of random bullshit.
Singers, Mike has muddied. You could get your genres.
I mean, pick my genres better than I do.
What?
You think I am good at this?
That's the one thing I forgot about.
I don't know the reason.
You think I am good at this?
I think my genre is better. Okay, this is kind of a vibe though chat. No
Make it a count. Oh, she can get on
But how do I switch the genres?
Yes, I don't know where he is, Mama I'm chasing a ghost, but I look like him.
Bro, I messed up, oh my god.
Not bad, that's not bad.
If you want it, girl, come and get it, from all this world.
I had a big ass ass ass ass.
I got a big ass ass ass ass.
I got a big ass ass ass ass.
If you want it, go come and get it.
Oh, this is it.
Tell me baby,
tell me,
tell me baby,
what you trying to do.
There's spamming hearts, bro.
I buy that.
Good.
Here comes the time.
That my alarm you and how it harm you is something you did
Nice with genres
I know I'm always like here right now and we don't know what fear is in the sky.
I know it's a little crazy, pretty baby, but I promise, promise it'll be alright.
Who did you die for?
How do I change the genre?
That's what I am for, to sing the fireball
Cause I got a red boy for
Oh, there we go.
It's a beautiful night
We're looking for something dumb to do
Hold on, I'm out of air to hear something good this
It's a beautiful night
We're looking for something dumb to do
Hey baby, I think I wanna marry you
Can you get off me?
Nope
It's got trouble
No, no, no
There's on the lyrics
Can you open your eyes?
There's on the lyrics
There's on the lyrics
Ew, what in the fuck is this?
Get the fuck out of the director
Get off the stage, get off the stage
Get off the stage
How do I go?
Oh, whoa, whoa, where is she going?
You can't take my char
You can't take my humor
What is this?
What are these songs?
I don't know how to join, bro.
Hold on, bro. How do I go battle mode?
Hold on. I can verse someone?
Look at this game.
Okay, thank you.
Oh, shit.
How do I... How do you play?
I want this. I want this. I want this. I want this. I want this. I want this. No!
We fell in love in October. That's why. That's not. That's not the song. That's not the song.
That's not the song!
That's not the song!
My girl, my girl, my girl
You will be my one and only
I'm so close
There is better one, better one
I believe she's in love
So tell me, promise me, there's no way for me to talk to such a kiss, but just you and I, that's all I know
Yeah, that- hey, what are we voting for?
What? No, no, no, that's rigged! I actually rigged!
I actually rigged!
That's actually rigged!
No, see you, girl.
I need the next one.
What is it? Why give me something good?
I got this.
Oh, easy.
Oh god, yeah.
Not a chance.
Not a chance.
Oh, you're fucked.
I'm floating around in ecstasy, so don't, what do you do?
All right, all right. I mean, that's, that was okay. Okay.
Tonight, I'm gonna have myself a real good time.
I feel alive and weird. I turn it inside out.
I'm floating around in ecstasy
So don't stop me now
Don't stop me
Cause I'm having a good time
Having a good time
Going for a little while
I'm so little hot
I'm hot in the fish tank
I'm hot in the fish tank
I'm feeling like the sun
Oh
Easy
Mark take number five
So who queued this so so who queued this
This is your song.
This is your song.
You know, you're wrong.
This is your song.
I'm out of time.
So,
oh, why are you mad?
This is just the best thing I've ever heard.
Come on, dude.
Oh, the tears I stay on you.
Yeah, I know.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, my bad.
I'm not that wrong.
...DT.
...
Everybody's got a thing, but some don't know how to handle a man.
Okay, okay.
Her name was Lola. She was a showgirl with yellow feathers in her hair, and just cut down to there she would look...
Who the hell sent me a thousand robuxes?
Oh shit, Frillo.
Oh, come on give me a good song
I'm gonna be the main of it. What is this? I've never heard of this. Am I a bot?
I'm gonna see the moon in the sand like no king was before.
I'm brushing up, I'm looking down, I'm working on my
score. This far or rather uninspiring thing. Oh, I just can't wait to be king.
But why just can't wait to be
What the fuck is this game?
What?
Hold on, let me try.
I'm working on it.
What the fuck is going on?
Is that JP as the fucking...
What is going on?
How do I change my thing that I want?
You're not bad everyone, not bad!
Pfft!
Hey, it's time to go, it's all right!
Alright, we're singing, it's done y'all, we can wait until next round.
It's not time to freestyle, please.
It's not time to freestyle right now y'all, wait till the game starts, let's save that.
Hey, let's save that.
Oh, it's Kanye West with iShowSpeed's face mask.
There's Copsnick!
Ready?
There's Copsnick.
There's Copsnick.
how do I change my sounds requests your sound how do I change my thing like how
do I change my my recommended song like a category oh here we go
R&B, hip hop, and meme.
Easy.
And if you feel I fall and I will survive under feet you.
Yo, you guys act like I'm a bad singer, like real talk.
Like, I know how to sing, but I can hit high notes.
No matter what I do, I'll speak about it, and this is what it is, you know?
I don't even know what to do.
Who got it? Who got it? Who got it?
No matter what I do, I'll speak about it, and this is what it is, you know?
Oh, are you under water?
Even round the slumber, when I'm playing you playin'
What is this? No, wrap this shit up. No, God, no!
Yo, I don't care, like, no, people gotta learn that they just put the mic down.
I'm not trying to ruin your fun, you're just a little bit late.
What in the side is this?
I'm turning on my camera to verify my, uh, Adrien on Roblox.
Compa.
You're already done
There's a spirit like you
It's shaking something up
And never enough
Not the best enough
I'm not gonna lie
The singer of this song was
WAAAAR more than the best
No, this isn't it
You're Lorbring
This is Lorb, Lorb, Lorb, Lorb
Lorb
You'll be on here with me
On the top of your head
Lorb
I'm not trying to ruin your fun
You're just a little bit late
I guess you're already done
I won't take away my home
I'll miss you all the time
I want you things in my world, I miss you all the damn time, I start myself on the internet just to see what's your fun, I want your things in my world, I miss you all the damn time, I'll make it look easy, leaving everything behind.
This one is for the boys with the bowling system, top down AC with the coolness of anything
in the game.
Oh god, please no one go.
Oh god, please no one go.
Please god no one go.
Please god no one go.
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to press this.
Alright.
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to press this.
All right.
Oh.
Mamma Mia, here I go again.
My, my, how you chillin'?
It's all.
Mamma Mia, here I go again, my my, how can I resist you?
Mamma Mia, that's so mean, it's not good to karaoke facts, he's right, I'm right.
Don't hate on me, chud.
What are you talking about me?
What the fuck?
If I told you you know how, I would break your heart.
If I told you, you know how to go and break my heart in two, cause I would anyway.
I feel like I'm Gucci Man in 2006.
Ey, Yabba Dabba Dubby is garbage.
I'm not gonna lie, NBA Youngboy owns her.
Ey, put that real music on, DJ.
I feel like I'm Gucci Man in 2000.
I'm gonna kick me out.
Who's Stefani Beaters? Am I a noob?
I
If ever you're in my arms again
We need good music. What is this? This is mid-central. He's right
oh god
this time I love you
I just sent you a friend request
how do i do it how do i do it how do i how do i how how how how
what's a battle going on
you have a microphone or no
I don't know I need to take a couple of days to
It's an old-ass account that I'm on my old real one. All right. What's your name?
And if you feel like falling up, what does this guy's account who received the messaging?
How do I add you that weird chat message is my bad brother TP TP TP how do you add someone
Click on the add friends thing maybe friends or friends search for people what's your name
um let me check why do you always have your shirt off that's what happens when you're good
looking and you have a good physique and keep your shirt off.
It might be Moronic Monkey 41.
How do you spell that?
M-O-R-O-N-I-C.
M-O-Moron?
Yeah, I see.
Uh-huh.
Monkey?
Uh-huh.
41?
Uh-huh.
I see you.
Lays.
You have that or not?
Yeah.
What?
Yeah, we should be friends now because...
Alright, how do I invite you?
you how do I invite you I actually don't know
where do we click
how do I invite him I think he just joined something I just joined off your name
Yeah, but someone's gonna just they're gonna fill the lobby
All right, fuck it
You in
Yeah
Yeah, it's loading thank you
You joined blaze
See this
Uh
Yeah
I don't know if I'm like he's on the right one though go to settings
I got guns in my head and they won't go, it spurs in my head and they won't go.
Who is that?
I got guns in my head and they won't go, it spurs in my head and they won't go, I got
guns in my head and they won't go.
Come on bro, are they singing?
Not good.
Not good enough.
No more but people need to start singing with more emotion. That's the problem with the new gen nowadays
They just say everything that they see on the screen. There's no new type of genre
Way to steal it bro way to steal it wait
actually like well it's it's never cringe chat to give your all on something
always remember that always remember that wait you can't hear him I can he's
calling you fat as shit really I swear to God I didn't hear where God and then
he goes oh he can't hear me
I don't know the song.
The fuck is that?
I can't even hear it.
I'm just too late to make it up, but it's too late to try it up.
And now I'm talking about you wasting all of our pages, burn down high, wasting my nights,
You
There you go
I don't know the song
Ready
Do I can't even hear this fucking person singing dude
You're not missing any adjustment
I don't know the rest of the song, but I'm going to keep singing, because...
Get off the stage!
Get off the stage!
You said you didn't give my heart and motion, cowering words.
I forgot I didn't mean to take this song.
Get off the stage!
Get off the stage!
Get off the stage!
Get off the stage!
Let's guess my account I guess is an 18 plus. I don't know how to do it.
Come on someone else's account.
I was sad, people gotta learn to get bullet.
Get off the stage!
Get off the stage!
Get off the stage!
Please! For the love of God!
Get off the stage!
And all the damage they make me contain can't get away again
Get on that stage!
But you know the only way if you both try finding what we want
Got to learn Chad, they got to learn the word way
Run baby run, run for your life
I'm tear out of your heart
Yo God, man
This guy's AXIDORK. Why is there fire? Why is there- Why is there- Is he getting SWATED?
You can't control me, so crucify me. I gotta go to different server bruh. This one's
ass. Facts. Let's go to bottom mode. Go to bottom
mode. Click bottom mode. Oh fuck I left. I'm just drawing off your
name quickly oh my gosh we can't even hear the same shit I can't even hear the
okay I'll let you know if I can hear the person singing I hate it come that's
18 plus you can do it you just go into the
setting you turn the cam on that's it
settings wait you might like back out and do it though like I did it through
the brows are not on the game
ZOOOOOODA
ZOOOO
The Canada's Happy Birthday
The heck? No one knows the living room!
Besides me
Dude, I can't hear the first time
Happy Birthday to me
Got your whole life ahead
And you're old man 19
Nope
But I feel they already got the best parts of me
I'm sorry I can't hold you
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Well, good for you you look happy and healthy
Not me, so if I ever met you
Well, good for you you look happy and healthy
Love me, if you ever cared to ask
I want my world to go through the night
I'm the one that will win myself before you, yeah, you love coffee!
Lul, that's pretty sick.
Thank you.
You gotta get more.
What?
I'll just...
Oh yeah!
Buy it.
Buy it.
Bottle.
It's not rigged, bro.
But him say we can go
For these guys
We can't go wherever you like
That's not
It is you on my side.
That's just not it.
We can't go where it goes.
What is this guy behind you wearing, bro?
I want this guy to go. Please, God.
Like, any words?
Alrighty.
actually brutal go get someone let's go get someone
dude my shit doesn't even work I can't fucking hear anyone
alright so how do I make it second here how do I make it second here
where do you go to make it turn 18 plus most you got more then you go to settings
and then what where you should not want to hide screen in case it leaks but I think
count info but I might show the email and shit we can go over you oh his
shit's already locked on 16 to 17 bro he's literally a jit oh my god bro look
at this dude oh no no no no this kid is this kid was born in 2008
Holy shit!
ZOODA!
Okay, should I make a new account? Should I get on a new account?
Owl, do you have one that's 18 plus?
WE CAN GO WHILE EVER YOU LIKE!
What's your ETA? What's your ETA?
Oh, oh, oh...
What's your ETA? What's your ETA?
I remember it was when Jason, the Ween sang that song and then he got cancelled.
I can't stop singing that song because he showed too much support.
Aware.
We can go wherever you like.
W Roblox in the Fudging Chat, bro.
In the Fudging Chats, actually.
WU.
Wait, I'm not in the forest?
Vas?
Outlaw, it says that username slash password is incorrect.
You promised my fucking son free Vobux, you motherfucker!
Oh nice, I gotta start a puzzle.
Use the arrows to rotate the image to the right.
Oh, may faded.
Outlaw, uh, password, now.
guys please don't give me subs or follow it's okay guys like trust me we're
doing just okay
hey there the Lila what's it like in New York City there's a thousand miles away
but go tonight you look so pretty yes you do I need a six digit code out raw
Yeah, I'll send the code
A thousand miles away, but you're here. I
Feel the distance. I feel it's near
Losing you is my biggest fear
Wiping on my eyes and it's tears. How do you say your name?
M-O-N M-O-O-N
Moronic monkey for Devon
Did you get that?
What's your username?
My username is Shockwave419.
Shockwave419, let me see if I can find that in my database.
Do you see it or no? I just want to know right now. Do you see it or no?
Also, by the way, this is my real voice, just want to let you know.
Yeah, a lot of people say I sound like...
you
you
you
you
you
you
I'm trying to think chat what's a good topic like it's not gonna give like just annoying in the chat
Hot takes
I've seen how many bodies you have I just got to hear what this sounds like that ass
I just have to hear what like they're doing in there I joined I'm gonna say
oh my god you're gonna have to say I think my sister's broken I can't hear
a single person talking to a lot of you.
Yeah, I don't know, it's just cruise.
It's 20.
What is it?
It's on top of all of that.
Yeah, it's 20 people.
20 bodies?
I didn't know all of that.
Shut up.
It was a pretty low number in here,
but not everyone knows that 20 people tap.
Holy crap, that's a whole crowd in front of me.
I don't really see, like, I don't know, it's like a, you know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but other than if you're actually in a relationship
with someone.
But then it's...
No, I can hear that.
Deep, well, if not, it's just like a bit of fun.
God, you got you.
Okay.
How do I close the chat?
How do I close this?
How do I close this?
Why are there so many people in here?
Where are they coming from?
The chat is going so quick.
How do you ask to get up, do you know?
Who's Ron?
How are you?
How do I turn this off?
I want to see who Ron is.
Who's Ron?
OK, well, thank you so much.
Hi, how do I talk?
Bye.
Oh my god, who are these people?
OK.
Oh, gosh.
Hello?
This guy's a-
Hello?
Oh my god.
How are you?
I'm good and you?
I'm just confusing the chat.
What's going on?
I don't know.
Who's Ron?
I don't know who Ron is.
This guy's mad as fuck.
Get this guy up.
Who?
Who am I getting up?
How do you close the chat?
It's the top.
I don't even know.
I'm not opening the chat, bro.
If I open up the chat, I'll see straight D.
Who's coming up?
Shockwave.
Shockwave.
It's me, Shockwave.
Yo, it's me, Shockwave.
Hello?
Wait.
It's going too fast.
Shockwave?
Who's Shockwave?
I did raise my hands. Oh, this person right here. It's me shockwave
You're one no way yo wait, so what is the topic for today?
Yo, they never mind if Ron. Yo, is this stable your girthmaster relax bro. I'm doing a podcast right now. I'm asking questions
Was the topic for today?
Guessing how many bodies people have
Um, okay, um, go ahead.
Oh, I'm not going to say mine now that you're here, bro.
Go ahead, Gert Master, share with the class.
Share with the class?
No, the whole point is that I'm just here, I'm just commentating with you guys.
Yo, I don't have a sneer.
Okay.
Okay, um, so how old are you?
How old are you, Gert?
I'm 21
That's his name. Okay. How many relationships have you been in both after high school?
Yeah
Oh my god, I'm out of here, bro, like this is like impossible to do anything but everyone just knows me bro. We are too famous y'all
We can't run a single log without getting nervous
I'm gonna hide my screen. I'm gonna join a random server
Yeah, but no, I have to like follow your screen chance you which one you click
So I don't know yeah
Oh my god, this is actually impossible.
I just heard a fucking villager. Why are you saying try go to Tylo's stream?
Oh, they're a grown ass man, but he's running around the chain.
So you think he's really about to kill people?
He's tired of how the fuck he's looking at me.
Dude, Tylo, stop, bro.
Yeah, that boy's on demon timing.
No way they're doing war right now.
Yo, I'm ordering spicy California roll.
They need supper, baby right now
Beef chicken teriyaki bowl in the caravan California
All right, I'm switching this up
What's going on guys?
What's going on?
It's wrong.
Holy throwback to 2023.
Drop on me if you were there for those streams.
Well this one I just watched the screenie.
Like all 11 hundred of you.
This is peak.
This is like peak sags.
This used to be like, this used to be all I used to do because I had no, I had nothing.
Hey how's everyone doing here?
Wonderful nice to meet you guys. My name is Ron
What's this man come here
where's the piano where does it go did it just t-spawn
Hello. Come here. Let me say something. Let's meet. Thank you. Yo, is there no piano?
Hello?
Oh, now what?
Come here, look.
Hold on, ready?
Take your time.
Eyy...
I just got raised in this neighborhood I'm not gonna lie
I'm so dead ass.
How do I join your lobby?
Um, I don't exactly know.
You're in a lobby?
Let's see if we can figure this out.
Oh wait.
What is the corner 18 plus?
What are these games, bro?
I don't know how to invite you to...
I invite friend.
I invited you son
Gitch see what happens when you join
Hey there to la la what's it like in New York City? I'm a thousand miles away, but girl tonight you look so pretty
Oh, yes, you do
Time square as shine as bright as you
I know it's true
Dude, I'm in a queue of 26 people. What do you mean max nominate?
Vass?
Max nominated me until VAT
Okay, wait, I'm gonna join the one and I'm gonna invite you
This should work. I bet
Okay, let me look up this neighbors
The ice bucket challenge. Oh you to do it
I
Oh, she was sick
Join I'm waiting for the invite
It should cut it should be rolling through soon. Hey stable. What's it?
It says invited. I don't know my name. I don't see anything. I don't see anything
I don't see anything. I don't see anything. What what what what what what?
What what what what?
What what okay? Wait now? I invited you to my party now. What happens when I did that?
Do you see anything anywhere on your screen anywhere except? Oh, hello, okay? Hold on
Now if I connect
Did you just get connected with me or not I click connect to each other now
Now you definitely don't I definitely must have done it wrong or something. They said yes. Oh
Yo
Yo, wait, I'm gonna be in the game. Yo, yo, what's up, bro? Oh
Yeah, and lace
Chilling
They skip our next next
Yo, yo
I can't play any games now everyone just
stream snipes brawl next
yo it's Laze
oh it's good oh yeah you know Laze nice to use your name
quiet on the creek quiet on the creek
that's good
well you know Laze
yeah you know who I am
you're stable Ronaldo
Woo!
Nice!
How did you get into the 18 plus servers?
You sound like you're still in your dad's stomach.
What?
Yeah.
Yeah, you sound like a toddler.
No.
Yes.
I'm not a toddler.
I know my methods.
What?
What?
Skip, next.
Bro, skip, bro.
It's you, bro.
Bro scared, bro. It's you, bro. I
Play for a lot and over time I've become really good at I practice often work well my team
He's trying to put my skills
Aiming or making smart plays. I challenge and do my best every match playing regularly help me become strong
Hey, Katie my friend here lays wants to say something
What's up? I won FNCS in 2019
Wait, what did you say?
I won FNCS in 2019.
Wait, really?
Yep. I played squad, FNCS, and my teammates were Kez, Unknown, and Avery, and we won Grands.
Wait, actually, I know Unknown.
I know Unknown Army. That used to be my duo.
Dude, I used to watch it all the time.
I know. That's all I... boy, we still talking shit.
Really?
Yeah, he's literally him. He's so buff now, too.
Can you please tell mom I'm a really big fan?
Okay, yeah, what's your name so I can tell him my name's Hannah like okay, like Hannah
He's also he's also great friends with Lacey. You know who Lacey is
Yeah, do you like Lacey?
He's okay
Okay, do you like do you like core?
Dude, I love core. Oh my god. Who's your favorite? I?
Like any of them run, and I really like you too. Oh shit. Oh shit. Wara
Oh fuck, I'm really flustered. I don't know what to say.
Don't curse, bro. Don't curse.
Wait, yeah, don't curse. You're gonna get banned.
Okay, okay.
Alright then, y'all.
Y'all wanna play trios on Fortnite?
Nah, bro.
Guys, it's 18 plus. Did you just skip?
No, I didn't.
Yo, it's good, bro.
Yo, it's good and the guys is a secuno method next skip, bro
Oh, it's got a British flag, bro
How are you see that's what this guy's begging is this oil?
Huh?
Is this is this is oil
Who's that?
There's no shot!
Should we ask some questions?
Keep questions.
Do you believe in second chances guys?
There's no way this isn't Doyle bro.
You want an anonymous account bro?
Who is this guy?
Hi yo Tristan bro, how tall are you?
Six one.
Yeah
Dude neighbors suck now
Today's a neither
It's called neighbors bro
I'm out of this lobby bro. No one's entertaining on this game. We got to go to a different one. Yeah, right?
I'm not gonna lie. We got to go to I gotta do spelling bait. I want to I want to redeem my champion
I'm actually down to play that. Oh wait, okay, I'll draw off your name
Which one is it yeah this one
Do that girl said you mean Lacey were her favorite core members by the way
I'm a grown ass man. You think I care about that
Wait, I got too cool to support people Mike up
bro I'm only in court just to make some money bro you know me bro once I hit
$10 million I'm dipping I'm not friends with anyone here you need both bro once
I'm done working this for this guy I'm about to just become a fucking IRL
streamer why am I tongue tongue tongue so we're
a mic wait did I just run the wrong oh no what the fuck is this world hello yeah
I live in G or him hey y'all what's your name
talking to you hey then talk to you you guys friendly or no where's my friend
What are you talking to me?
Oh my gosh.
She's a boy-burg money-steam.
What's good, bro?
I'm not doing much.
I'm just trying to move the family away.
What?
I'm a virgin.
I'm a stable.
God, I hope so.
I'm stable.
I'm stable.
I'm stable.
I'm stable.
I'm stable.
I'm stable.
I'm stable.
I'm stable.
I'm stable.
I'm stable.
I'm stable.
I'm stable.
I don't know what you're talking about.
You got to know who you are!
Yeah, this game is just evil.
This is like bad, bro.
Like those people, think about it.
All those people are deadasses doing that out of their free will game on this game.
Like, neutral.
Let's see spelling bee.
I'm not playing whatever.
I don't know how to do it. Where is it?
I just don't want to get off.
Don't want to get off.
My food gets here in T minus...
Chad, is it this one or no?
That was the first one.
Oh, shit, I got this one.
Next up, milk.
That's easy.
Can you spell bug?
That's too easy.
What is this for, like, third graders?
Your next word is B.
That's too easy.
Yo, guys, can we do a harder difficulty?
Yo, guys, can we do a harder difficulty?
Yo, guys, can we do a harder difficulty?
That's too easy yo guys, can we do a harder difficulty yo guys?
Can we do I was a what is on my but I can't play this but who's messing
What this kid like thinking like I supposed to start like laughing, but what is on my dude?
Who put this on my body your next word is sit
Is why I can't take people's random account, bro. Sorry for anyone had to hear that
I'll take this fucking off, bro.
He said neither, bro. Sorry to any children in the chat.
Yeah, that was a little toxic.
Honestly, but you guys have to realize that that's out of Ron's control, too.
Like, that's against Term to Service not only on Twitch, but on Roblox,
so that guy's going out of his way to make sure that other people hear such foul language.
he's right join join join oh no I forgot to join I joined Jason the ween
running man god damn it but these are not even like proper lobbies bro like
what is this why is it so garbage
Quiet on the creek. Spin of fem. What is this guy playing?
This is the Twitch Unban Challenge I was self-nominated. I hereby nominate.
Stable Ronaldo, Jason Nguyen, all the court boys actually.
I nominate Yana, I nominate Senna, and I nominate your age.
Hello, how can I see how many people I have banned?
And Harold.
Bang.
Teach.
There we go.
All right, guys.
It's going to leak anything or no.
I'm just gonna see how many people I actually can on bed. I'm not gonna do it
Is this a trusted website or no or am I about to get like actually hawked
What is this it's what's going on
What's the difference between this and that?
18,600.
Holy shit.
This guy's name is I am bannivating.
Holy shit.
Do you think this would even help? Like at all? I feel like unbending people like this is just like...
Like, dude, you're just... Yeah, most of these people are like actual, just like target audience of just an idiot.
Like, there's no way, right?
Imagine how many viewers you will have? Do you think this will actually add viewers, though?
Like, probably not.
Did they even get alerts if they get unbanned or no?
Yeah bro.
That's all just idiots who just say like bad things.
A stable community is a very nice community nowadays bro.
I'm not letting this happen.
No way Jose.
Not happening.
I think there might be enough Roblox though.
games unless it's like a funny game yeah true I might just get back on
neighbors for a little bit you're gonna play all right you're gonna play without
me on roblox well I feel like neighbors is just like probably like a fun game I
I don't know.
Chad, I want to find a game where I can main it every stream, but I want to find my own
type of game.
I really don't know.
What is a game, bro?
There's no game that's like...
I don't know.
Like, I don't know.
Come on.
I gotta use the bathroom to crack and grab my food.
Quiet on the quick.
Rust?
Fuck no.
Every time I get on rust, you guys just come in and you just say bad fucking words,
Gigi.
That's all I hear.
Just bad words.
I got another 30 minutes in each other, then I have to go to the gym and don't be weird.
Actually, I'm going.
Like, see, y'all just get weird, bro.
Y'all just get fucking weird.
It's the same shit.
I
count as this.
I want to create the best content for everybody like myself. It's so crazy that I would just
sit here for the floors.
Do you think time will pass me by?
Cause you know I'd walk.
Okay, let's do it. Yeah, yeah.
So I seen that nigga at the last something big real quick.
I put it in my butt, I put it in my butt, and that shit really hurts, but I ain't really
kick, cause that shit made it work, and I put that dick all over my throat and my eye,
you already know y'all hate that nigga laugh, so he ain't wanna do it, but I did it fast,
so I took the dick and I put that dick in my butt, and another than my butt, and that
nigga really did it, and he did it, and he did it, and I'm on my way.
Nah, Soky, you're him, bro.
Soky, you're him.
You're a dead-ass him, bro.
You're him, bro.
It's good listens.
You know why it's late?
I got to mute, bro.
I don't hear myself.
Is this my potential or no?
You're trying to manipulate me!
Oh my gosh!
No!
You're trying to manipulate me!
Yes!
Wow.
Uh, I think I'm in a 7 months tanner.
Uhh...
What?
Hey bro!
This is the real bro!
Like, what is this a cow, bro?
It's not like
Like what are these accounts bro like who's taking time out of their day for that?
Like what is this? Do you think some had it's a five hundred thousand how you've been chosen?
Oh my god, just because you're a nobleman
Like bro like
Like what is this audio bros people post like
Oh wait, a wire.
Yo, Laze, bro!
Yo!
Yo, what is this account, man?
How'd you know I got back?
What is this account?
Let me see what this is.
Um...
I don't know, someone's like
hacking into my phone and getting me photo of me
that I'm releasing.
Oh, so this is a real photo of you?
I mean, yeah.
How would it be fink?
No!
What the fuck?
Shelf.
Magic Talk doesn't have enough likes.
Wait, Joe is playing CS2 off stream.
like bro he's a counseling fact she
I'm not gonna die like
I'm still under streaming
I'm like
Bepi, Bepi, Bepi, Bepi, Bepi, Bepi, Bepi, Bepi, Bepi, Bepi
Bepi
AHHHHHHHHHH
Way to kill my brother
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I'm dead and I got it
I was the
I've seen this
How bad
Have you ever been in an aeroplane?
Oh my god, that's actually good to talk to.
Like what?
Thumb Thumb?
We're just gonna run.
Ready?
Just follow me.
Follow me as much as you can.
I'm up for me to see the X-Mall.
Besties out of the day!
What a time to be alive.
You don't want to get hit with these bees!
But at least he's stable.
This is exactly why your edit has 60 likes.
Nobody, nobody is like super handsome like that. There's no good-looking streamers.
There's absolutely nobody in the world who's actually good-looking besides stable or not.
He's gonna win.
He's gonna win?
Everyone's gonna win, is he?
We're gonna pick in sides, aren't we?
Let's see if the curse carries on as well then.
I'm gonna find out if it's genetic or not.
Is this his daughter?
Chad?
Wait, it's actually so...
Oh my god, that's amazing.
Well, sometimes you never know who's watching bro. I was telling this kid to die in the game
Oh, do I have any babies watching me? I gotta be careful what I say, man
I typed in, I typed, I typed, I typed Black Nights.
Like, oh my god.
Oh my god, bro.
I'm stomach acid.
You've met someone bigger.
How can you call the trigger?
No way!
Why this book, Monmile?
Like, what are you liking, bro?
This is a clip for Loose.
This is Los Palos TV, you may know him as a streamer, but he recently tweeted that he was taking a break from streaming, because of these two people.
But it's all a lie.
Hey, most! I forgot to ask you, I brought the follow up on this. Did you end up reaching out to the, hey, most, it's me guy? I asked you about him a month ago, you know he was.
Hey, most, it's me. I know that you know who I am, but I just want to let you know that I know who you are.
And I also got a new pair of socks.
What?
Should I go through my, should I go through my uh, my reaper, my favorites?
The thing is, I don't go, like, I don't do this. A lot of this is Mario, bro.
So like, whatever you're about to see could just be nonsense.
No, I'm dead at, let me go through just in case.
Actually a lot of this is me, it's bullshit though like
I don't know if you're not in this shit for real
She just sent me my baby baby
And the boys are 200 feet for real
Alright, I was trying to learn the piano
I
Spend six
Name is Yolanda. Why oh L.A.
Name is Yolanda. Why oh L.A.
yeah the mother of christmas
you are just a f***ing fat you s**t sack of s**t
F**K YOU!
give me a boy's name that starts with letter H
oh s**t
name a country a man with a mustache should visit to meet a woman with the
mustache
france
france
Oh, no, no, no, no!
Oh, I'm back!
Yeah, GG, like...
Just know this.
Everything in life...
Okay, wow.
First thought?
Transhening the game. Like...
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
bro
I heard you a real like no no this is
Dude, is this guy real by the way this guy apparently like he goes on like mountains or whatever like naked
Like oh my god. Is that the Wim Hof man?
I bookmarked us to look this up later because brahding believe it. Is it real bro?
Yeah, she's been around for fucking like years, bro
Bro, that's like nuts though. Like how the fuck do you do that?
You know this edit right here genuinely like used to play in my head like of Ludwig
I would I wouldn't even care about the edits, but I did ask to play this in my head every cuz I
Like this is like a little off stream, but like I've said this before
Dude, even though Ludwig was joking and I've told him this before like I laugh at it
a bro dude I used to replay this over and over and I would dead-ass be like
damn maybe he's right
that's why you don't play this for more you can do that
he tried to be an arrow streamer and fared as a dog but still rides there
when I get that fucking key to that car and I just sit there I want that clip
played a fucking ninja shit talking to me I just want to I'm gonna find out
where he lives and just redline the fucking car outside of his house
And then if I want to live life with purpose, well, what is purpose to me?
And purpose to me is simply being useful.
I used to think I was put on earth to be a wrestler.
That was it.
I was put on earth to be a WWE Superstar.
And then I started doing a little bit of acting and I'm like, oh, that's easy.
I'm a storyteller. No, I'm a human being.
Sometimes I struggle with my purpose, bro. What is my purpose?
We can air like everybody else.
How do you find your purpose?
Significantly insignificant.
I'm the grain of sand on the beach in a pale blue dot out in the middle of nowhere.
I just want to be useful.
My fit to me as a gift and do I have in my tenure,
I understand I have been lottery ticket after lottery ticket after lottery ticket.
I am lucky. I understand my luck.
It's hard to have a real combo sometimes.
The more I explore, the sun goes down.
You'd have to have a slumsite to appear to recover.
Ain't shit funny anymore, bro.
I
Really scared
We'll be young forever
We're trying to find you
But all the assistant players triple team was trained
No!
Warriors from the first round make advising star
verbal loaning movie movies
We're gonna run
It goes in the run up
We're to guitar
Yeah, I mean, I'm gonna live
When I know you guys are no
I don't know. I have no idea.
It's funny.
Holy gorded fucking bee.
This is my favorite K-Gord's song.
Oh yeah!
Oh, hold on.
What the fuck are you doing?
She's right for me.
What are you doing?
Thank you, bro.
What?
I need your third eye. Thank you.
I'm joking bro, I'm joking. It's a joke.
Police! Call the police!
It's a joke!
It's a prank bro, it's just card pegs!
You don't have to.
It ain't your land bro, I need him to take it out of here.
I need him to take it out of here.
Oh my god, I forgot I could-
Like the-
Ahhhh! Episode!
Not asking for us, I still remember you callin' me
I still remember you callin' me, I still remember you callin' me
Just dancing if you want me
Yeah, I want you to sing to me
I love you every single time bro, like
My room, my scene, all over the time
I stalk myself
this peak life some like beats are so nostalgic is anyone else feel that way
like what's a song for you guys that like some people like but it's just
nostalgic I don't know what it is it's like the era bro like like bro destroy
lonely is not even like he's not even like an old rapper but like I don't know
why like do you also like do you have any beats lays that we're just like damn like you just remember
like good times like I don't know why this beat is just it just reminds me of like like when I
Uzi
Myself by now that beat but be sent me every knapsack every like old knapsack makes me feel nostalgic
I don't know why like actually just flow
Where the fuck are you walking?
You're...
It is. It is no...
There's nothing there for you to walk through.
Oh, I'm so stupid, mate.
Watch it.
Yo, dude!
Big grin on my face and then I proceeded to saw onto that nigga's chest it's all removed on his organs
Shut up to my brothers from the back
Cuz I got a gun it cost them a lot. Yes, they keep
They're satisfied
Don't cry! Don't cry!
You're a man! You're a man!
Listen! Listen!
Listen! Listen!
Listen!
you
you
you
you
you
you
What do you think about men wear who wear makeup you
I can't pay it to boy.
You say?
What?
But one of them caught our eye, the one in the center.
He would neither go towards the feeding grounds at the edge of the ice, nor return to the colony.
Shortly afterwards, we saw him heading straight towards the mountains, some 70 kilometers away.
Dr. Aenly explained that even if he caught him and brought him back to the colony,
he would immediately head right back for the mountains.
But why?
But one of them...
I don't know see like edits with like good music, and you just like feel it
I always bookmark shit like this. It's just like damn
inspiring people was actually like the biggest thing I want to do
There's too much sauce when the bow need huns
And you are not
I
Scary
Mario, well
Why'd I have a song?
YAAAHHH
One, two, three
Hey!
So, when you were starting out in the NBA in 2003
three. What would you tell younger LeBron about mental health? Oh, wow. Um, what would I tell
younger Brian about mental health? You have to protect that. Um, you know, and it's, it's okay
sometimes to hold some stuff in, but if you hold it in too long, then you know, it can become
overwhelming. So, you know, to be able to have a friend or parent or guardian around that you
can just talk to to be able to just release that energy, release that, you know, that tension,
You know, anything could be, you know, for me it could be a big game now.
So.
Where did you find the NES for Nintak?
We in Miami, turning up in the night.
He's walking back to you, but she's smelling like a rat.
So that's why I'm the movement, cause I have the motion.
What a great fucking beat, bro.
Who remembers when this dropped off Christmas time?
We're talking about Harry Irvin not showing up for the Brooklyn act he got guys to show up for the Brooklyn
Where's your sword? What a great spec
What are you sleeping in the hardest shot?
I think I might need to arrest someone for being too hot. Oh, well, I turned myself in you're under arrest camera man
How's the first kind of McGregor I was gonna make nigger
Yeah, yeah, that's enough autographs for today.
Go on y'all, beat it!
There's Casio!
Secretly, she'll have it definitely!
I think she's gonna have a lot of fun!
I think Casio!
Dude.
Hard layers.
It was a good one.
There's actually good.
How I'm feeling, it doesn't matter.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
How I'm feeling, it doesn't matter
Today we have the new old-
Wife!
Yo, bruh, look at me!
If I'm lying, I'll fly!
This would get you on an ELECTRONIC day, bruh.
What is this?
Do I click this?
Yeah, you got it.
Oh my god.
Bye bye to gay
PUSH THE FUCK OUT
This is some shit you would laugh at bro
Pretty good
Ayy
You stop accusing me, he isn't laughing at you
Look at him he laughed
Greetings from the Utah Shelf
More, more petals
Yeah!
Yeah!
What is this?
Why do I have this book?
How long ago is that book?
There's no audio
Okay, I'm done. I already came twice. He ain't gonna make you come.
It's a nice color.
Listen to me carefully.
On these lights.
Mine on the door.
You are in my eyes.
Like the clouds float.
White.
I'm sorry, so leave me!
Like, Dinksy wasn't wrong when he said Mark Wario's page was just rock, bro.
Like, it's just dog shit, man.
It's just...
You want to make me the villain fine I'll be the villain in your
I'm giving up on you
Here comes Hawking building velocity down the drop straight into the transition. He's off the lip full inversion
We're over the 405 northbound. Yes, that is exactly what you're sitting
Well, that's nothing like the day bro. Yeah, literally, I say this guy like would you do if this guy's your look your attorney?
They go, come on. Oh, wait a minute. I can tell you why now my my client is innocent and you're all the reasons it's just
It's just all I just literally
What is so bad
Like why did you go for it?
Can you consider when you've happened to you who was playing Fortnite?
Like who you've been watching?
Like I saw that he tried to like start doing IRL, but no one even watches his shit
Yo, is that fucking ninja, bro? Who the fuck is this guy's 120th of my following and he fucking fell off
So probably shouldn't even give him attention bro. No, seriously, he tried to be an IRL streamer and he failed miserably
Wait Tyler, is that the real one? Oh lucky type in chat. Oh, it is really
Help, help!
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Best song by the way ever that cognate or yay, excuse me the best song you ever made
I don't care, you can argue yourself.
This is the greatest one I've ever made.
Alright, just having this red light up here.
What are you doing?
Once this beauti-
Awaii
You're so no longer shit on my DS, bro
Pokemon black and white
How'd you celebrate man you bought yourself some jewelry or something?
You put a lot of craps.
Yeah.
How'd you?
Would you take me?
Damn, I think I lost the gold button.
What did you get, baby?
Boom.
Bravo, mama.
Nothing.
Oh!
Oh!
Missed it.
I'm mad.
Yeah.
So.
This is crazy, this is one of my favorite games ever by the way growing up.
I can't believe this
I'm just
I go
This
Hello?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Rotorobotty, you're right about none
I had the end of
Sorry
This is actually the context man, it was crazy.
I'm going to see-
Andrew, I'm going to see this one. I used to have this really smart-out prayer, I say.
Yeah, you know what I really want to watch? I really want to re-watch this podcast.
God.
Yeah, bro. Cars, cars, cars, bro. I like cars. This is called my bookmarks, man.
This isn't my 40-page. This is just bookmarks. This is shit that I bookmark, bro.
Deliver me from pain.
And then he took my mom.
So it's hard to hurt that much, ever again.
I'm actually blessed that I got to meet him.
Hey, we got it.
Hey, we got my man Kai.
Yeah.
He's actually a goat, bro.
Like, dead ass serious.
Like, he's dead ass ago.
See you, I'm switchin' to holdin' against me
Cause I ain't killin' nobody
And I'm a...
Yeah, the old postman was so good, man
Dude, I forgot about this song, bro
When did this come out though?
Oh this is 2016.
We're starting to get old, y'all.
And I was thinking, oh, hey, hey, hey, hey, man, I'll come and eat some foods for you.
Cough! Cough! Cough! Cough!
Bro, get the fessy-j shit off, bro.
I'm never buying it.
I can't afford it.
Oh, yeah, well, I'm an-
I put my hand on the floor
To see if I still believe
And nothing but a single art you might have freeed
Someday! Someday! Someday!
I want to-
There you go! Like I did!
Someday!
Hey guys, welcome to exa-
This shit's actually scary.
Like I don't know why this-
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This is just not fair audio.
Oh no, not the server!
The server got nuked!
No! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
I want to fucking die, I swear to fucking god!
So if you guys were ever-
Specially fucking this song, bro.
Like it's actually insane.
The next one is
Lot of shit just to live this year
Live style
Yeah dude
What are you trying?
Are you trying?
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
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No.
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No.
No.
the weather outside is crazy with the fire is so scabitty and since I'm getting to go
I
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Hey, where are you?
Well, I'm probably paying my way, but I'm...
Oh!
Oh, cheer up, Squid. It could...
Put your penis in my booty.
Alright.
Yeah.
It could be worse.
Yeah, you could be bald and have a big nose.
That's what I thought was actually so good.
Look at what happened to my house. It's gone. It's all gone.
What am I gonna do? Where am I gonna live?
Yeah.
Hey Spongebob, your house is gone!
Aren't you Patrick Star?
Yep.
And this is your ID.
Yep.
I found this ID in this wallet.
And if that's the case, this must be your wallet.
That makes sense to me.
Then take it.
It's not my wallet.
Everything's wallet!
I
Actually funny he's just so dumb like
Now you want to call me
Yo
Is that big I think it's big
Yeah, it's AI. It's AI.
I missed that one, bruh.
Like, why did I fuck like this?
Like, man.
Crap, shit, oh, no, keep it, yo.
Damn.
What a map.
Uh, what a fucking arrow to life.
They don't make shit like this no more.
Yeah, I could do the better work.
Like, this map was actually soaking us out.
You're my body!
Can I have banks?
Yes! Big Bandit! Big Bandit!
Oh yeah!
We did it!
Look at this intro!
Look at this intro!
I
How do people do rollercoasters, bro? I could just never I get too scared, bro
Like yeah, no shit everyone at the bar is getting tipsy bro. It's a fucking bar
I don't give a fuck about my crud on pass
I tried making this shit and then I ended up eating the candy. I remember this
We wait go up the car one
Do we take the golf cart here? Is this on Rodeo? Yeah
Sunshine my only sunshine you're making
Hey guys, get ready with me to hang out with Fine Shite.
Do you understand why I had to punish you earlier?
It's audio.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Yeah, why do I have to punish you?
Because I bit you.
Because you bit me?
Yeah.
Why'd you do that?
Yeah?
Are you hungry for your big day today?
I should come on here and say thank you to that young man at John Beardews that f**king
made this b**ch.
If I'm in a relationship and I accept the book, absolutely.
What is this?
Yes.
My man don't like that.
If I do anything.
I think I'd answer the one you would.
What was it?
what she said
I need to look at her when I'm with her
um no be
no be out here with the Cadillacs or I can't get him
it was the wrong guy
hahahaha
it's a
whoa I guess you guys are just gonna have to get
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see ya
alright bye see ya
no my baby is gone by
see ya
see ya
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Who that?
When you're sorry...
Yo, I'm looking for somebody who's four.
Not a four right now.
right now. Not a for air buddy. Not a for the moment. But if a lifer, fuck is you talking
about?
If I were to die right now, if you ever get it, yeah, I'm not seeing anything.
I'm sorry, I couldn't keep my promise.
Just..
i'm sorry i couldn't keep my promise
i think they like me
Am i like..
Oh no no no maybe
Nice bro
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I'm pretty sure it could be wrong, but if I don't I'll be live, but I don't know if I'm
going to be here Friday, Saturday, or Sunday, and then I'm leaving to 13th, 14th, 15th,
and 16th.
So we have a couple more streams, then I'm going on a small break.
Well, not really a break.
I'm still going to be filming.
Like I'm going to be filming for the car channel and I'm going to be vlogging for France, where
go to France but yeah bro um but we are doing chain together at Los this month and I'm gonna
be doing my GTA 5 marathon so I have no fear um you know what I'm saying so even though if I don't
stream as much as you guys think I should in the next upcoming time um go easy on me bro I'm still
doing shit, you know, or maybe I was channeled in my life, but I'm going to come back. I want to
not take a break, but when I do come back from all these randomized breaks, like I'm taking off
three days and then I'm taking off four days, GTA five marathon and chain together marathon.
And I'm going to try to figure out some more shit. You know, Mr. Remat, thank you for the 10
gifted men. I also want to say thank you guys for like always supporting me, man. Even if I got
nothing to do that, we just watched TikTok for an hour and a half, bro, but it was just us at
at the end of the day, like just us doing fucking nonsense, bro.
Like deadass doing nonsense.
And that's kind of like why I love streaming.
Oh, another 10 gifted.
Thank you, bro.
No, good luck for the song.
No, to be a streamer, you gotta just do whatever you want.
And I feel like a lot of people miss out on that and they forget and they
focus so hard on like just trying to get whatever gets the most views or like
whatever, man, I just like streaming, right?
It's like seeing you guys deadass, like hanging out.
Like I did ask just went through my tic-tac for an hour and a half
Um, thank you for all the subs today. Thank you for all the donors. Thank you anyone who followed
Um, I will probably be live my guess
Bro, if I'm not live tomorrow because we have a course shoot
I'll probably be live fucking Monday, bro
Depending on what time I get back
I don't know just follow my twitter for updates
Thank you so much for another 10 gifted bro. Holy shit. Thank you. Yeah, so my schedule right now is
guaranteed Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and then I have Monterey for four days. And then basically
after the 16th, I'm going to be streaming consistently again. But like, you know, I'm taking a tiny,
tiny, tiny bit off, but it's not really taking off though, because I'm going to be back on the 10th,
11th and 12th so yeah also we have an ultra drop on the seventh if you guys want maybe
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