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08-20-2026 ยท 5h 46m
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You
Today here
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, hello.
Yo, chat.
Oh, wow.
Yo, chat.
Oh.
Hey, wait.
I thought I'd make sure.
Wait.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
You tell him where we're at, bro.
I got it, I got it.
Ron was so nice today to bring me for the first time.
Piece of shit.
Well, super nice to bring me to Ron's house.
Guys, guys, guys, guys.
Yo, Ron doesn't know that we're here right now.
He doesn't know.
He doesn't know.
He doesn't know.
He sent the address.
He's like yo Ron pull up. I was like, all right bet he thought
He knows
Yo, this is bro. We're at his house right now Marlin's never been here. This is your first time
This is my first time here. You don't even know the inside look like I have no idea
You don't even like not even like a little like you will never seen it
Oh, I haven't even touched his house inside at all. You've been in like what's in time here chat
I was here for twitch con I slept here for the first time we slept here
I slept upstairs, but he's gonna show you bro. He's gonna show you okay, buddy excited
I haven't seen shit bro like I talked about summer group before going yeah
No, what a rich fuck this guy is this this I guess levels to this shit
He's like in the mountains, bro. He's in the Himalayan
Listen, bro, should we go in? We're not gonna door. Hey, that's the good boy. Hey boy. Hey boy
Should we go knock on the door? Let's go knock on the door man
Hey, I'm not gonna lie to you.
You're blue.
You're blue, so I see you.
Wait, hey.
Should we get a picture?
Hey, Jack, someone's green shot.
He's red.
He's red.
I don't know.
He can fix this shit.
Okay, I'll get some.
I ain't got no business.
Crazy man.
Chicago looks like a house for dano.
You know what I mean?
Listen, Chad, today we got a bunch planned.
Yes.
Oh, that's a bunch of fun segments.
Bunch of fun segments.
Bunch of fun segments.
Bunch of fun segments.
Bunch of fun segments.
Hey wait, you think he's here?
No, don't do the joke.
It's a phase rug!
Y'all remember that?
Now listen, do we knock?
I feel like he's more of like a, you just break in.
Let's, let's, like you say what you think he's going to say when he greets us.
Alright, my, my guess, animation wise is going to be, hey guys, I didn't know you were here!
Marlin? I haven't seen me in a long time.
Marlin? I haven't seen you in so long.
Oh my god!
Hey!
Awesome, awesome, awesome, awesome.
Make sure I'm good.
You look great, bro.
The face of Vanity right here?
The face of Vanity Fair?
Come on, man!
You were the face of me that were you the face of you were on the face you on force right?
Which one you were on something I was um I was on the American swim models the sexiest American swim
Yeah, I could see it
Okay
I look like Jude Bellingham. He does. He does. I gotta see it. I see it for sure. Bro, this is his first time here!
Yeah, first time in my house. I need a house for a bro.
You already got one, but...
Over during TwitchCon? When you guys over here?
Never. Never. I know. I was kind of like just like...
We came in here for the 100k, when we hit 100k, and I think Lacey's the only one who didn't have time and we made fun of him. We trolled him.
That was sad.
That was sad.
That's good. Yeah, that's good. Got service here?
Yeah, let's do it.
Yeah?
Marlin, welcome.
Shall we run? If you want to stay out, or do you want to come in too?
No, sir, maybe I'll just say y'all's.
No, because like, you've seen the house.
No, yeah, I'll just.
Oh yeah, I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
I'll just say.
Well, I'm gonna take over.
Come on, let's go.
Come on in.
I guess Marlon's gonna take over.
All right, bro.
Show me wrong, bro.
All right.
The entrance.
If we turn the lights on, man.
Let me get the lights on.
Jesus.
Come on.
You got 40 different lights.
Oh, it's an electrical bill.
This house got a piece.
You know what I noticed?
He's got AC in here.
Must be nice.
Yeah, it must be nice.
I think my cat probably died.
What? Okay.
I'm not even kidding. You want to tell him?
Tell him.
You can't laugh.
It's funny because he laughed at us.
Because he's heard so many times that my cat
had
passed out, I guess.
Because he had a heat exhaustion.
He showed me he passed away.
He did not pass away.
He didn't pass away.
You said passed out.
It was Dennis yesterday burger. No, he's not
Wow
Yeah, you wouldn't get it but I mean bro two stairs
Alright, I'm gonna ask you what you've been in for. Is his house nice or nice?
Duh.
I'll, no, I'll answer that. I think your guys' house is crazier.
Uh, okay, you have AC, you have an amazing basketball court, you have an amazing pool,
you have an amazing view.
Right.
You're in a triple quadruple, you have a quick, you have a quick tuple fucking gay
community.
Uh, what else, yeah.
Uh, marble floors.
Marble floors.
They're needed too.
No way.
No, they're not.
They're not.
I know that stuff.
I know that stuff.
I know that stuff.
I know that stuff.
We got this entrance right here, we got the place.
Why do you check yourself out every year?
I told you that's the worst thing you wouldn't know if you look at it.
Oh, no!
I don't know.
I was like, I don't care.
When you wake up, you go to the new units.
Yeah.
I know you do, it is.
Every morning, I check if I'm bloated.
And I realize I've been bloated for 23 years.
Sure.
Anyway, I'm going to go to the room and I've got Kobe right there.
Let's let the people rest in peace, man.
That's what I'm talking about.
That's cheap.
Yeah, no, this one is my favorite piece.
And then this room is just like chill vibe.
You want to just play pool, we got the TV here,
watch some sports, play some music.
I've got to do every blame you're.
Or it was just sick.
Sometimes, yeah.
I don't like being all black, bro.
I feel like this is for like.
I'm sure.
No, no, no.
Is this supposed to be a living room?
No, I think.
I think this is what it's supposed to be.
Like something like this.
I'm like 6 to 3, 5 to 3, like I'm just nice.
It would never be like that against me, Rhondo, that's all I'm saying.
Bro, we give you 2k1 and I'll beat you guys, so.
Anyway, I don't think, listen, you know what I'm saying, dude?
What was the pass?
Alright, um, because he's probably never, he's never stepped foot into a one-pile.
Yeah, not once at all.
Check it out.
Living room, kitchen.
Shit, I was like a kitchen rug
There we go
30 under 30 bro. I'm 29 right now. So Jesus
Yeah, that doesn't even sound right. I would be honest. Yeah, I'm gonna be honest
29's old to you
Can I can I touch you on the floor bro? I love dumplings. These are like the seat call me a baby
I'm the baby, but like I love them
So why are kids love this I've seen this
Such a train it's such a train bro, and you could find like secrets. This is a secret one
It's kind of sounds like
Basta sorry for pasta
Anyways
Banana you suck on when you're bored
We got a nice and one actually yep. Oh you didn't yeah
Okay, you got messy even though these dog shit. No, it's not now. Come on. Are you serious now?
We're talking about look you guys are gonna get that one day
100% manifest it look at it manifest it we're gonna we're gonna hold this how
long did you get your diamond play button what 2018 no what is this or 2019 but
let's for sure before 20 so what's the next out of the 10 hundred hundred million
for a flag I think 15 I think Ruby I think Ruby something I say but just
different yeah yeah I think now mr. Beast is getting custom ones made by
Yeah
What do you think the building would look like the first ever it's gotta be like a statue like it's gotta be something that
Yeah, it's a good idea like it could be something just massive
Don't
Wait, Thanos
It looks like a statue for Thanos
Oh my god, this is crazy having Marlon at my house is sick bro. What that's so fire
Thank you.
I'm so flyin'.
Yeah, come on.
So we got Mr. Krabs first dollar.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
You know, Mr. Krabs, what's his name?
What's his name?
Krabby Patty.
Yes, Krabby Patty's first dollar.
Got some snacks in here.
Ooh!
Yes.
Nothing crazy though.
Nothing crazy.
Got some candy over here.
You already know some one.
You keep it right between you, dude.
Yeah, shout out.
How's your brain going?
Oh, it's good.
Yeah, bro, it's going crazy like people love the strips
You like the sour stir-fried my knees was different sweet in it. Yeah, swear to me. She was in them the entire time
It sounds like an ad but like I'm being dead. No, you know, it's crazy
They're like do you didn't have some great candy, too? They do. Yeah
All it's on my fattest friend. We're not fattest like like over me that way would probably crush the scalpy stuff
Don't eat some more time, bro. It's
No, no, of course not.
Um, but yeah, we got some snacks, we got some drinks if you want, energy drink, water.
No one!
No one!
Oh my God!
Hey!
Marlon, Red Bull!
Celsius!
No, no, no.
Marlon, when he was nonstop talking about Celsius.
I actually get, hey, you know what, you know what you should do for, we should
do for-
Blind test with Celsius?
Blind?
No, we should blind test energy drinks today.
I can tell you which one's the best.
Wow, my hair, I got you, bro.
Don't even like each vibe. I know he just fired. I know you'd like that you see
Wait, I didn't get a sponsorship with Celsius. Can you can you let them know like I asked them?
They told me I have nothing to say look good. No, I'm not gonna lie. I had I had my manager talk to Celsius and they told me that I
Okay, tell us how to get it right now ready
I'm not a guy's got to say so what just sorry, and I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Okay. I don't know actually just you know
Don't be, uh, be basic, dude.
Do you mean?
No, no, no, I said Celsius told me to kick rocks when I asked.
You have not asked.
I did ask.
Did you actually tell me to kick rocks?
Somebody told me I have nothing to show off.
Oh, god.
Yeah.
You have not show off?
Really?
Yeah.
Yeah.
For sure.
I don't think Celsius is about, like, your body.
No, definitely not.
No, Celsius is more about, like, your mind's scared.
They said, like, they said I was sold, you know?
Yeah.
I mean, they said it's because I have no athleticism.
Apparently, it's like, athleticism.
It is, yeah.
If you had a 40 years' worth, now we're talking.
I have a 40 for it. I've got like a 25.
Okay.
What is so efficient?
Okay, why are you doing that?
Please.
I know.
Hey, you guys, Eric, look.
There's no way.
Are you done?
Can I dunk?
No?
Okay, are you talking about dunking?
No, it's okay.
What happened?
I don't even know if it's just so...
Talk about dunking?
I can talk about dunking?
like I got it I got it I got trust me I'm the guest
no more on the house let's keep going yeah okay so Marlon yes there's a mirror right here
and then you like to stop and stare every time you see it here this is this fire so
rug gave me one actually I got so much hate for that I don't know why I love this
no Marlon be honest though like okay first off a gift is a gift but I think
Sometimes people fail to realize that so like people were like damn
Ron got a Pokemon card, but
It's an actual custom here it's a custom here and I saw a tick tock saying like
Yeah, I like it.
Isn't it in your streamer?
It's in my streamer.
This one is minecraft, right?
Yup, yup.
That's straight.
This one, I feel water with.
What a load key.
I'm so old.
Alright, let's go to the backyard.
Alright, let's go to the backyard.
Okay, what's the nicest thing about your house?
I think the backyard.
100%. You're gonna like it because it's like...
Oh, it's hot!
Yo, it's my first time outside today.
Oh, we've been here all day.
Jeez.
Okay, this is...
Okay, I'm not...
Sometimes I forget.
This is actually crazy.
No, but that's not gonna say he's a wave chat.
Does he not have a better backyard than us?
I love your backyard.
Well, you guys can park cars in your backyard.
No, it's cold.
I'm not trying to...
This is a way better backyard.
Brother, soccer net with turf.
That is crazy.
Yeah, we're...
When did you have that?
I didn't know you had that.
I thought you don't have the best.
Oh, you got it.
I
Got to see me crossbar
Oh wait, no
You break a neighbor's window. It's a ritual, bro. Yeah, that's a really bad place
Before you kick it can we move the goal at least no no no please bro a rug if I said the same thing would you be like?
Yeah, sure go ahead. I get on things. You trust me, right? Oh, yeah, you're hitting the cross. Yeah, okay
I'll hit the cross for a first try. Okay, if you do I'll give you a thousand bucks
I'll literally gift you how many subs is a thousand gives it right? No, it's not I'm not stupid
How much is it?
Is this a potato shit?
Is he making a wish?
No!
Can we both try?
Yeah, you know what?
Both of you guys try.
100 gifted.
Wait, what do I get if I kick it?
A daddy coming in.
I'm not falling for any of those today, guys.
Who's go first?
You!
If you break their window like that I actually have a great relationship with my neighbors
Mark, are you ready to have a fuck with them?
Bro, yes, no you know what it is, this is a lot of subs on Lottie
This is a lot of subs, but 100 gifted
The thing is, they're kinda, what's called the Flamin'
Yeah, that's what the Flamin' is
So I feel like it might go over the house a little bit
So who goes first?
Mark, Mark goes first
I go first
I'm not getting I tried clipping it I
I have to go apologize. Oh my gosh, no just I'll send them a letter. I'll send them a letter. I'm not kidding
Actually wrong
I'm looking back here for a reason.
I'm back.
I got a goal.
Hey, everyone got two.
Everyone got two.
Come on, am I giving you a ball?
I'm actually scared bro.
Bro, everyone got two.
It was so close to the window.
Yeah, but I didn't mean to and that's all that matters.
Bro, worst case scenario, Rugg.
Let's just say hit the grandma that's chilling in the living room.
Bro, that's it's okay.
What type of life?
I mean, you probably want to say, but is it like older people that lives in there?
Yeah.
Oh, perfect.
Perfect.
I got this.
Bro, please.
So she's probably in her chair right now on the little calm day.
Shut the fuck up.
There we go.
Not bad.
Not bad.
Appreciate it, dude.
I never thought about it.
I never thought about it.
I love my neighbors.
You guys are great.
They have a beautiful dog.
Yes.
We chat anytime they're outside.
Shout out to you guys.
But look, Marlon.
Come on!
I know, this is where you shine too, bro.
How long did it take to get these, what's it called?
Like custom made.
Like all the presses, yeah.
So I think the hardest part or the longest part is when they lay the concrete.
Like under it?
Yeah, we have to wait like four weeks for it to like fully cure and then they put everything
and then they paint this at the end.
Oh, they paint that?
I'll give her the paint back here.
I used to run like threes with my friends.
the most legendary person that's stuck there.
Oh, that's a great question, I don't know.
And don't say like me or more, because like keep it humble,
you know what I'm saying?
We're just humans at the end of the day.
We all have the same 4U page, even though we're all famous,
you know?
Yeah, no, that is true.
The most legendary?
That is so hard, bro.
I think.
Clicks.
Brother, I said legendary, not dog shit.
No.
Clicks.
Clicks is ass at video games.
I don't know, but Clicks is fire.
I don't know, bro.
I can't bring up the top of my acts ever touched us. No, I wish
Yes, sir. Yes
Yeah, no every time people come over for a collab we always come out here
You know the rules though. We can't keep moving them around. I mean guys, you know this
Guys as y'all know and ruck I'm gonna explain it to you right now
now we have a Christmas special all right what we do is we all make a shot we
all got to make a shot in the roll before we leave
bro it's like a hundred degrees
we're not gonna leave until we all make a shot that's the rules at front of the
rules but like in a road in a row yeah let's start this off
come on start us off guys start us off start us off
I'm in bra starting to solve it green bean
you're being called to me come on start us off
second
not gonna cut it not gonna cut it not gonna cut it
Unfortunately boys, we're gonna have to restart that one
I run where we rude it's his house you start song
Oh my god a rug get a second shot now. I'll finish this want to be the closer
Well, you start us off rug unfortunately the chat the chat saying L rug now. No, no, no, no, no
Unfortunately, this isn't a YouTube video
Okay, okay, Marlon Marlon come on. I'll finish this yeah, yes
I'll start us off.
Dude, what are you aiming at?
Shit the fuck up, I'm aiming for the net, bitch.
Alright, Marlin, start us off.
I'll start us off.
Alright, start us off.
Alright, this way we start going downhill.
I can feel it.
Okay, I got it.
Come on!
Dude, what are you doing?
Come on!
What, are you kidding me?
What? Are you kidding me?
Fuck off.
That's this shit. I'll spare this.
Green.
Alright, go ahead. Start us off.
Come on, Mark.
Green, go, guys.
Beep, beep.
Oh, that felt good too.
I'm still not far enough.
I'll start us off with D.
I'll start us off with D.
Alright, boys. So here's the problem.
Now we're stuck.
Now we're stuck here.
No!
So here's the problem, we can't continue the house tour until we finish this so everyone in the chat, I'm sorry
I got y'all
Come on, start it off
The house tour
Come on now, run
I can take you to the first, second, third floor
Hey, here it is, come on
Cash money on the house tour
Come on, come on, two for two
Run
Run
Oh
It should more look like that
That would have been it
That would have been it
I'm going first, come on
Come on
Finish
You want to close it? You want to close it first night?
Come on. You want me to...
You want me to go two for two?
I got it closely. I got it closely in your heart.
I have to, right?
No way.
No, bro.
Yeah, we might not see the end of this.
Matt!
Oh, nothing but that.
That's a switch. That's a switch.
I'm going to go right back to back.
Boys.
Okay?
Your boys, we might not ever...
We might not ever see the end of this.
Right?
I think our whole stream just got ruined.
Your boys, I...
Cash, money, split.
Okay, Ruck?
Oh wait, I go right now?
Yo, Ron, come on, lock in, lock in, lock in.
One shot, bang.
Oh my god.
Ron, start us up, start us up.
What, where are you in?
Ron, start us up.
Run.
Oh!
I've got a bad feeling about this.
I've got a really bad feeling about this.
I'm sorry to anyone in chat.
I've got a really bad feeling about this.
Marlon, you got this, bro.
You got this.
Have you guys ever done it on the first try?
No.
Switch your guess.
Ron, go ahead.
Please start us off. You know what? This ball is looking. What do you think?
It's auto-grab. It's looking kind of dry though. No. Yeah, I might have turned this ball wet
I got us
Cash
What?
That I'm selling here. I'll start it. Oh, that's short
Yo boys, yo boys, boys, oh boys, boys.
Nice, Mark!
There we go.
You want to close it or go next?
Ron, I think you were closer.
I'm pretty sure you were closer, yeah.
Oh my God, that's a good shot.
Hey, bro, what the fuck, man?
Oh my God, okay, rug?
Come on, Marlin.
Marlin, run, run!
Guard it, guard it, guard it.
Hey, this is a good time.
This is a good season.
I got time to shine.
Come on.
Are you sure you want to go for next, Mark?
are you sure I'm not gonna lie pressure makes diamonds what would uh what's his
face tell me what's his name again little shoot oh first he would tell me
correct my feet you're understanding remember all you gotta do is breathe
breathe envision the ball going in
Oh my god.
I'm gonna cry.
That was a good shot.
Just a little short.
Like you.
Fuck you.
Dude.
Dude.
Yo, Ronnie, I almost killed your cameraman, dude.
I made it.
No, you're not.
I swear to God.
You swear?
Yeah, I swear to God.
Did you get that or no?
Oh, yeah, I think I got it.
Okay.
All right, then please get us out of here.
Yeah, I made that.
I was off the front rim.
Wrong?
You're off the rim.
Oh my god, Ron.
Oh my god.
Don't think about it.
Just go.
Ronnie, I'm okay.
Just go right now.
Just go right now. Go around.
Oh, okay.
BAM!
BAM!
Yes!
BAM!
Get out of here, right?
Hey, continue the house, yo, bros.
Hey, that's a good time.
We can't leave on a make-up.
Run.
No, no, don't.
No, that's, you said we can't leave on a make-up.
Sure, sure.
In the pool.
In the pool.
In the pool.
In the pool.
Tomorrow, if you want to go take a dip in the pool
and everything, feel free.
Would I ever be able to, like, maybe, it's like a hot
day to come over and take a little swim?
Of course, bro.
Really?
Just had a pool day last week.
I got you with the invite.
Thanks, Tom.
Yeah, of course, brother.
Thank you.
You like swimming, too?
Yeah, I like to get off the chair.
You have a boy at home?
No, that's fire, bro.
Yeah, but I have a pool of sick.
Why is there a cum sock in here?
Well, I don't know, man.
Wait, isn't it supposed to be like water in here, Tom?
It's broken.
Bro, it's been broken for like a year now.
I don't know how to fix it.
I'll tell you a story, bro.
I used to have a cum sock at home
where I would jerk up into a sock.
Yeah, come on.
Yep.
Oh, and my Celsius, the best energy drink
of all time.
I'm talking about.
What did you do to him?
Yeah, I don't know why you're doing that.
Yeah.
When he goes upstairs, there's this card collection shit.
Is that what it is?
It's all boxes.
Just let him nerd out, be cool to you.
Let's just take a box and resell it.
Wait, is he on some open budget pack?
I fucking hate that shit.
What?
No, it's resell.
God, look.
Watch.
Watch.
Watch how he lights up like a cop.
What are you guys whispering about?
I mean, that's nice.
Oh, OK.
That's that's that's that's that's that's that's
Is there a bottom?
What else is in here?
Oh my God.
Hard day at work boys, eh?
Hard day at work.
You know what your family is up when I leave?
Not really over here.
My parents live really close.
All this way goes to my parents house.
How often do you live here?
About a week?
Yeah, see my parents, my brother lives nearby.
It's like a dream, bro.
A little hot dog soap.
Hot dog soap?
Yeah.
See this?
It's like, you can just get your hands wet,
like you just...
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
I'm so scared.
The hot dog soap guys.
Hey, get this.
Oh yeah, it's the hot dog.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh no.
Oopsies.
Yeah, so there might be times
where I'll disappear from a cliff.
What?
No, no, just like,
I might just like walk away from a cliff.
Wait, should we try to,
should we try to,
the Thursday actually,
where we're in this VR?
No, no, please guys, come on.
Oh my!
That's so stressful.
No, no, no, no, no.
Hey, bro, what's the worst thing that I've done
where you just had to do this?
Yeah, is there something that he's done
where you act as streamer, you to be like,
bro, I'm not gonna lie, that was crazy.
Honestly?
Not really.
Okay, so like, no, I don't think so.
I'll start now.
No, no, no, no, please, let's keep it that way, though.
It's great.
Let's keep going, yeah?
Let's keep going, be yourself, though.
But like, I mean, you do what they say, you know?
Okay.
Okay, yeah, sure.
What is this?
She kind of looks like a ray gun to her.
Hey Marlon, what color dude is this truck?
Modern Warfare 3.
Yes, that's good.
What sound does a ray gun make?
Yeah Marlon, what sound does it sound?
Look at her, I got her head first.
Are you kidding me?
First of all.
Let's go upstairs, let's go upstairs.
Wait, so is that everything downstairs, is there something down there?
Yeah, there's something down there.
Let's go to the garage.
It's going to be hot as hell.
Wait, do you have more than a heater in here?
Yeah, a lampo.
A lampo?
I'm having more than you are here.
Uh, yeah, well, Lambo.
Lambo?
Yeah, you don't know my song the whole lot. I just pulled up in a Lambo.
Oh, I get litty like that.
You ever hate my lyrics?
Marlon, you get litty like...
I get litty like, Rambo.
Hey, okay.
Yeah, yeah, come on, run.
What?
Yeah, uh, I'm never gonna come next season.
Bro, I'm not gonna lie. I need to start driving more.
Oh, you're a freaking junior?
Are you a kid, you tell?
Of course I do.
You see this shit bro?
We've been in this shit every single time.
I'm gonna tell a D when I grow up.
What about me?
What about me?
Hell no.
Hell no.
Fuck that shit.
But this is quick.
Do you ever drive?
I feel like I've never seen a drive.
I've never seen a drive.
Bro, I've driven 5,000 miles in 6 years.
So why is that?
I just want to keep it like a...
Give it away like a loyal friend.
Like someone has always been there.
Thanks.
Like you have all the time there?
You've been there too.
Oh man, I'm enjoying this all, I'm into sexity lately though, I've just been in cardio,
I've been living like I see like getting at least 10,000 steps in a day.
Try to start with that.
Oh, there's what like stretches your legs.
What in the freak?
Sit on it.
Okay, okay.
Come on, come on.
Out, stretch it out.
There we go, now stretch them as far as you can.
Oh, that's gonna hurt.
What the fuck is on the bottom of this?
I don't know, I haven't used it in so long, so it kind of feels like-
Are you nice at big talk?
Um, kind of, I just got these bro, this is sick, I saw this on TikTok, it's like a pencil
bat.
Did you rely on it in the 3040 bitch?
I'm gonna use it, it was TikTok shop, demon.
Well no, I didn't get it from TikTok shop, I saw it on TikTok and then I-
Check out that song for a fucking infrared song.
I'm gonna put that song on your ear.
Yeah, three hunts.
It's so hot in here.
Yeah, I can hear your push-ups and pull-ups.
We get a muscle.
No, I don't.
We get you a muscle.
We get you a muscle.
We got some grip and sweat.
Yeah, I know these guys.
I like how we voice out.
That is a nice card.
I didn't know we got that.
Let's keep it.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Yo.
What is this?
Extra-egg-egg-egg-egg?
storage storage storage for now I want to turn it into like a movie
soon I'll turn it into a movie I'll just stick with all of you
nice job bro not bad
then I got my youtube prop stuff in there
it's gonna be messy
more like it's Ronaldo now
messy or Ronaldo
messy
you're messy? oh wow
you're gonna be dead? no I guess I'm always used to hearing everyone say Ronaldo but
I feel like a mess of houses.
You're not cool with it, bro.
Are you into football?
I just got into it this World Cup.
Like I didn't watch it before.
My favorite player is Mbappe Special.
Yeah, that guy.
For example, nothing.
Yeah, that guy, that guy.
Yeah, that's pretty cool.
Jesus, you're slibbing in there, guys.
Don't shout.
Hey, Mike, you dope.
He shows the house.
Marlon.
All right, here we go.
All right, here we go, how to do it.
What about the ones?
Obviously, we got the nice and detailed,
It's called a spiral stair, so it goes like two ways down.
It's really not a spiral stair.
OK.
In my house, people are like, oh, interesting.
Very interesting.
Oh, it's broken.
Oh, no, you didn't do that.
You didn't do that.
Keep it that way.
But yeah, this was gifted to me when I hit 20 million subs.
I think it says something on the back.
20 million subs for a minute.
I'm going to give you like a diamond.
I got a chain, too.
That's crazy.
I don't care.
All right, Marlon, come on this way.
We're on YouTube, but you've seen the house.
Sorry, so I just said, Marlon.
It's fine.
All right, all right, all right.
So, Master Bedroom.
So this is your bedroom?
Yes.
This is my room right here.
This is my Pokemon collection.
That is crazy.
Bro, are you into cards or no?
So actually, Ron, bro, don't you want a snack over there?
I swear you wanted a snack.
I do have some candy.
Why do you have candy in like a little lunchbox
in your bedroom?
I don't want to make that for me.
Oh, that's crazy shit, bro.
Hehehe, that's almost like, these are old.
Wait, are you sure?
It's super cheap, yeah.
Be careful.
Oh, it's super cheap.
Oh, yo!
No, it's just, you're admiring the card?
Yeah.
Yeah, what is, you updated, so that's how we actually opened up a box.
Yeah, this one.
Oh, you actually did?
Phantom Forces.
This is like, the most expensive thing I have, I think, or this card.
Wait, the box more expensive than the card?
Yeah, bro.
That's a thing?
actually getcha collector how much money is this in this we could see right
here wait so you save boxes when what the you're 130 yeah no look this box right
here Phantom forces booster box is 18 grand no it's not yeah it is said a
hundred thirty six thousand dollars so let me get this right well no I spent
less but they've gone up wait so wrong you got this like how many years ago
then the box no like like six months ago and already went up yeah bro it's
Crazy how fast they go up, but then it goes down and then it goes up it goes down
Because this one at 36 minute just this yeah, and I have binders
I don't know where I have binders with like smaller cards, but that adds to the
Yeah, thank you. I like that. Thank you. She gifted it to me for my birthday
this package right here I think is like 10 or 15k what it's a first edition of
old is that oh it's the OG wait is it weighted though they know it's a hollow
is that how it works wait you don't know I don't want to weigh it
he's how you know though it's worth it I think so I haven't waited but like first
edition as some like the first ever pack yeah like you can get like a charge
from that for like 300 grand but I don't want to risk it because the chances are so
so open that and it could be nothing nothing and you just wasted wait but you
can open that it could be 300,000 yeah I don't know chat how much is like the
first edition child right let's just try wait what how much um how much is that
the fact you are not opening that you can hold it of course no cuz then if
you if he scratch or anything okay okay okay should we bend it no please
Don't run right if we wanted a crazy clip. You know what we could do
Oh, we could cut this in half. No, and then open it when it's cut in half
I've seen people do that and then it's like chairs up there. Oh, yeah chairs
You know the back of the g-wagon has like the extra spare tire you take it off now, right?
No, this is just like they just made this the actual one is massive so when you spend 300 something thousand dollars
They give you a suitcase or did you have to buy it? No, I bought it. You're kidding
Yeah, cuz it wasn't out until like two months ago, and then they just hit me up like hey, we got this. Do you want it?
It's nice this one. I know this is a carry on or no cuz you know that's me carry on. It's just weird, right?
I mean, do you actually use that? Does it work? It kind of looks too circular. You know I'm saying for my liking
I mean, I fit like two shoes and like two out of this.
I'm more fit of rectangles.
I see.
Should we check his cologne collection?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, because?
Yeah, bro.
I think.
What is the best cologne?
The best cologne?
Is YSL something that you use?
What?
I don't know what the.
You're on the internet.
I am.
Yeah.
You don't see if they're auto-users or no.
Yeah.
Oh, fuck her up.
No, no, it's B.O.
That's just funny.
Bro, this is mad nice.
Thank you.
Bro, oh my god.
Wait, Colin commented on my Instagram real. I ran a marathon in here.
What?
For the clip. I ran like...
Did you actually?
I just ran like a few laps. Posted it on Instagram. You know that trend that people were like,
So you faced it?
Yeah, I think that's what happened to me.
He's been like a...
It's like, yeah, exactly nice, right?
Yeah, he put nice, he put nice.
Smells good in here.
Smells like, yeah.
I'm gonna lie, I'm gonna put it on to this body wash.
Is that fine to do like, promos and stuff or?
I mean, I'm drunk with it.
I like to shit.
At Skateboard, autos usually we get paid,
but I mean, go ahead, go ahead.
This brand right here, he's buying for body wash.
All screen mode?
It's looking good on you.
That's it.
Wait, actually.
Yeah, it smells so good.
Damn, bro.
It's really good.
This is a hand soap.
What do you mean?
This one is a lot.
Oh, dad gives me my lines.
Wait, hold on now.
Bro, I'm not gonna like this one.
It's underrated.
It's gonna get you laid.
Can you get me both?
Yeah, I'm not gonna run.
This shit kind of sounds like Italian for a mama.
And hey, you know the fuck.
Whoa, how'd you know that's what it was called?
Yeah, let me know the first thing.
Whoa, this shit looks like a pocket opera bag.
Fuck
What's your guys it's my sweet Lafayette Street, bro, that smells so good
It's good spray
This one I swear lobby. Yeah, play boy Cardi. Wait, what that line?
I don't know why I got this one.
I've seen a lot, I don't know what they say about this one.
Is this what Cardi smells like?
Yeah.
I don't know how you smell Cardi.
You have smelled it.
It is what Cardi smells like, yeah.
He knows.
This one's a collab with Off-Lite Virgil.
Oh, yeah, Virgil.
Yeah, that's a piece.
It's pretty nice.
Yeah, it's almost out of it.
It's cologne-like inspired, or not.
Yeah, it does, yeah.
But it's honestly, it takes a long time, really.
from all those
Just like our like this branch a lot. Oh, yeah, I'm a lot. Oh wait read the name on you. That's pretty good
For Lacey, yeah, he left it here. No, you're not. Yeah, I did it. It's so good. You didn't grow it. You got him
No, no, no, this isn't a gift
No, he actually sees him
Over and he left it like finders keepers like don't leave your stuff here
That's it my collection
No, I didn't is that like a thing like yes, it's it's big
I don't know how you ever know the situation
I don't think it smells like women's yogurt
But they don't have it
I was talking about a king cat like that
Okay, he smells like a pig
That's cat, that's cat, that's cat
What are you thinking?
You know ball
Of course, bro
I've been using that for like six years
You wanna put on some more ball?
Yeah
I think one
Really?
put it in your water. Oh I have that too. From the water pink? Yes.
Do you like that? I'm on the internet. We did that.
Alright let's keep moving. Yeah.
Wait so what? Did you clean up before we came here or is this always kind of clean?
It's mostly always clean. I like picked up a little bit. Okay. Yeah, but it's never like messy
Oh my gosh, I remember during oh, this is the way it was mad night. This is where we open up the cars
Yeah, we open up some Pokemon cars here during the subathon. This is so nice. No, we slept. Wow. It was nice
I slept right in his room. Yeah, but I was actually so fun. We should do another sleepover. I would love to
I love this shit. You know what she's the 24 hour we talked about doing the uh, what do you call it ghost hunting?
Is that we call it or no ghost honey? Yeah, but I thought you said you wouldn't be down
Yeah, I don't know rock on a scary little bit, bro. That's like something I just want to go to the tunnels
I really want to go. That's what what is that the phase row on the tunnels?
What just that marlin's reaction? What is that?
What is that? You were in like 26 then?
No, I'm not from Sweden. I was a blue color worker back in the day.
Wait, when did you get into YouTube? When did you start watching YouTube?
Oh, start watching? I mean probably 2026.
You watch me?
I'm kidding. I watch a lot of YouTube. I'm a big Simon Watcher.
I was watching 2AO when I came up.
I was fired.
Yeah, I've been watching YouTube for a while.
You've been doing YouTube for a while?
Like 10 years.
Alright, you're a YouTuber.
I can see you as a youtuber. I've seen both of you. Yeah, I'm gonna tell my chat yet
They got really sad one message before but I'm quitting soon
Yeah, I'm quitting streaming. Thank God. Oh geez boys come over to me. Um, oh bro Marlin, you know, uh, you know T
Jess yes, the basketball. Yeah, the trick shot guy bro. He hit a trick shot from here
That's cool. How's that impossible bro? I didn't know like this. Yeah, literally like this
He hit it from here. He launched it through this column right here bounced on the 8
and made it. That's insane. Okay, I would have switched it. I wouldn't. How long did that take him?
Overnight. He wasn't supposed to sleep over. And then we did like four hours of attempts and then
it got dark. So then he really doesn't fake it. He really keeps going until he hits it. Yeah. Was he
complaining about his arm? Yeah. He had sore. Definitely was sore. And then but thankfully the
next morning like he got it down. It was like 10 attempts. Really? Yeah. That's great. That's
still a good time. Dude, that was great. I mean he'd done it from like the nosebleeds
Yeah, yeah, yeah, so much power. He does like a 360 like a little under the legs off of like a pole
360 from the top nosebleeds how you think I can do a crossbow for me for sure
Wait
Are you not down?
I don't care.
As long as you're in the neighbors yard.
Yeah, no.
But I'm not going to lie, it might hit.
This and ricochet back.
Yeah, exactly. Right off your nose.
Right here.
Hey, let's do it.
Rockdale.
Rockdale, this feels so nice.
Can we honestly do it?
We should do a day with him when we swap lives.
Put him in the closet.
I would like to send his ass to the courthouse with no AC, that's what I'm saying, I'm imagining it.
Or send a bogey.
President.
What is your problem?
Bro, he's too nice, bro.
He just lets you use his cologne.
I know, bro.
I'd be honest.
And you cologne.
I'd show you everything, like...
You love petition queens.
If you didn't even look it up, like, getting jerked out from behind.
You're gonna have to probably follow him kicking it and then peek your head through here and see
Garble from the ground yes, no, but you know I'm saying I don't know
Can I oh
Here we go this potentially might be the greatest stretch of all time
I'm getting out of this. You gotta hold it and then you gotta go through the arch.
Let me see what it looks like.
You get that?
Or?
You gotta equip with it.
I'm gonna just grow.
Or?
Yeah, no, Ruck, I'm not even thinking that it's gonna make it that far, bro.
You can do it, bro.
Wait, punch.
Ready?
Yeah.
Oh my god.
Honestly, I think if that went, like, I'm gonna try, I'm gonna try one, try one, try one, try one, should I send it over?
What is it? Okay, send some neighbors.
Let me try once. Should I send it?
Oh my god.
I'm so scared, man.
Should I just go for it? Like, Ron, I actually want to try to hit it, but it might go over.
Bro, the biggest thing is you just gotta get through.
You're right.
Alright, well, alright, well, alright.
One basketball, baby?
Bro, you can't even reach it to the turf, bro.
I expect you to right now.
He's, he's, he's suck of my shit.
Damn, bro. I'm hungry.
Me too.
Oh, did you eat his girlfriend's snacks?
Oh, she made him lunches yet. No, she did not so cringe
Only the pink ones and the red ones the best one
It's so hot. Yeah, I know we work on the orders. What else is there inside? Oh, we have the other side
That's where we have a miss in the game room
Game room
My go-to my skate I say the backyard and game room are like my two favorite. You've got a lot of video games
Yeah, bro counter strike counters flight. Yeah, I born the 90s
Oh, come on.
What is that?
Is that what it is?
What game is that?
Am I a Minecraft or not?
That's like, I know some Mario kicks you out.
Damn, this is nice, dude.
Thank you, bro.
So wait, that's browser.
Browser?
He called him browser.
Are you fucking stupid?
Browser.
Browser.
Oh, Bowser.
This is a fucking.
I'm not going to do this super nice.
Bro, it's such a vibe.
Bro, Ron, are you still into like opening cases or no?
Don't open cases anymore. I spent $30,000 on cases.
That's crazy.
Cases?
What do you do?
Cases.
You're okay.
Don't look to your right, but there's a mechachameleon hiding.
No fucking way.
No fucking way.
There low key is a mechachameleon. See if the chat can spot it.
Chat, can you see it?
Chat, can you guys see it? Can you see it?
I don't even know what you're doing.
I'll show you off camera. I'll show you off camera.
I won't show.
I'll get back.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, his dumbass is not seeing it.
I already seen it.
He did see it.
That one, I don't think he can.
No, wait, did he guess it?
Can he actually see it or no?
Okay, guys, come here.
It's right here.
Look how sick that is.
That was fire.
That's actually good.
All right, all right.
Now there's two more.
Not a chance they find another one.
Where?
Lace, you can walk around the entire.
How do you know there's two more?
You would never see it.
You would never see it.
It's online.
Yeah.
Lace, try to find it.
Then I try to find it right now.
Stand right here. Stand right here. It's on. It's on that wall.
Did you see it? That wall right there?
It's like on like this area right over here.
I don't think you can find it. There's no way you can find it.
I'd be shocked if I don't get here on a day like this.
Can I really see it?
I don't know. I've already opened you a video as fuck.
I didn't make a show.
I'll show you. Chat. Chat.
You haven't seen it lately, right?
No, I haven't.
Let's look at this shit. That ass.
Oh my god, it's crazy how obvious it is.
So it's about like, so it's all about the angles.
If you stand there, you know it?
Like, it blends in.
Yeah, it's okay, good.
No, that one was crazy. No one could find it in my short.
Cause I made a short, people thought I was like tricking them,
saying, oh, like you're holding the last one.
And I'm like, no, it's actually right over there.
That's how good it was.
There's one more, but I mean, it's kind of amazing.
This one, yeah, there's one more.
Guys, there's one more.
Where do you guys think it is?
That's not one friend.
One friend was just...
To be fair, to be fair, I did the short. I did easy, hard, low cost.
That's like the hardest one. How it was impossible.
It's a pretty cool game.
I just have an empty room for now. I don't know what I'm going to do with it.
You have two empty rooms?
It's on the guest bedroom.
Bro, I like taking care of my guests.
Squirt off.
Or whatever his name is.
What's his name?
Squirtle.
Dude, Ron, be honest, is the hospitality on point whenever you guys come over or sleep
over?
I've always slept here twice, and both times, bro, in the middle of the night, Rug tries
to just, like, cuddle up and kiss on you, and it's cute, bro.
So like, me, Silky Rug, would you...
Okay, so here's how I know.
I didn't think you would like be here today.
So Marlon is gonna take care of me, he's gonna love me.
I have to, it's for sure.
So he's throwing me up, fuck him, my shit, he's fucking the shit out of me.
And then Rob just gonna bite me a back.
One more trick shot, Rob.
There's one more trick shot.
I want people to attempt every time they come here.
So let's go downstairs.
Okay.
There's not a chance.
Is it the old man?
Wait, upstairs or upstairs?
It's gonna be over the matter.
Over the matter?
I'm gonna hit the chandelier.
So, to joke chandelier.
Rob, I'm not doing that with a chandelier.
I knew that would have stayed there a little longer.
Yeah, who was it?
Who hid it? I forget.
Alright, come on over.
They're saying Lacey.
Really?
Have you ever done like it's a trick shot when you're here in the house?
No, but I got a trick shot.
Actually, it was sick, man.
So it would have to be...
Oh, I'm not doing that.
Right here.
Yeah, you got to go over there.
Hey, look at that.
So, the message to do is aim like through this pillar and the right side by a little bit, like, okay.
You've got the same form?
Twice the number of the form.
What?
In a row?
Yeah, off camera, I swear.
You have to believe me.
I swear.
I swear.
That's how I do it.
No, that's not that good.
It looks good.
It looks like that.
I'm off.
I'll be on your team.
Okay.
Okay, now let's have a little learn.
I'll get a better attempt.
I'm going to do a quick jump.
Oh, man.
Too strong.
Okay, one of them obviously be efficient in the year.
Mine is $500.
Five, that's for the rules.
Okay.
I got this.
Okay.
Okay.
I got this.
Okay.
Okay.
I got this.
Okay.
I got this.
Okay.
I got this.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh my goodness!
We're really letting it hit, like, uh,
send it to the very right.
I'm dead!
My turn!
Why would you want to throw it?
Come to your turn.
Oh no.
You did it.
Oh!
That's me!
Come on!
No!
No!
No!
I got this.
Alright, show me.
That was the back to me shot, Phillip.
Hold on!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh my God!
That was a little bit more.
Oh, that's good.
A little more?
You mean like this?
Oh, shit.
All right.
Fall down.
Oh, you're too small, sir.
I'm throwing it here.
It's a little bit of a angle for sure.
I have both of those.
Doh, doh, doh, doh.
Ah!
Oh, that's right.
I'm trying to go, yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, that's a little, that's a little,
But yeah, that's pretty much it.
It's a pretty nice house dude.
Would you ever move out of this?
This is where you're settled.
I think this is my forever home.
As long as I could build an indoor basketball court.
That's my dream.
So how would you do that though?
Would you buy the marriage?
You ever go through like...
No, you say own this property?
Yeah, like I would have to probably just take out a lot of stuff from the backyard.
I would get rid of my pool for an indoor basketball court.
No way.
It's kind of like a rich person take, to be honest with you.
Okay.
They pull us unnecessary.
No one ever screws in their pool.
True.
Honestly?
True.
Like I only swim like in the summer, like maybe like two or three times.
But it looks nice and it just looks nice.
It's a good addition.
Yeah.
It's good for like, you know, like if you're selling a house that has a beautiful pool,
but an indoor basketball gym is my dream.
So if I'm not playing, I'm just trying to think, even if you did that, I don't
just build something out of the space for a pool court.
It would have to go like, yeah, this way to that.
Oh, you would take away the doubt that I didn't take away that mission.
Yeah, we had this plan. We were going to take away the turf and we were going to make it into one big thing.
It's just like it has to probably go through a lot of approvals.
Shit.
Damn, bro. All right.
Guys, you bought the house. You could take the... do whatever, no?
Yeah, it starts to go through approvals.
Because it's like building and stuff.
I'll be back after I fix this. We're going to blow up the crew.
Okay.
Okay.
Well, yeah, bro. At the end, when I buy my third per room, I want eight.
or indoor basketball and outdoor football shows.
That would be insane, but go on and like, yeah.
I also want to be at it.
Look, if you ever want to move to San Diego,
there's an area called Rancho Santa Fe,
where they got acres where you could do shit.
Really?
Yeah, we thought about it.
So is it cheaper out here than in LA?
Like, where we live?
I would say cheaper out of San Diego.
Really?
Yeah, it would be like, it's expensive.
We're going to do the next time.
Do you hear someone tagging in the background?
Yeah, I don't hear anything.
No, no, that's not it.
I just want to keep the combo going, but yeah, if you want to move to San Diego, Rancho Santa Fe is like a great area where you can have a long space.
How far is that from here?
30 minutes.
For example, nothing?
That's good.
Okay.
Shall we, bro?
Wait, so Chaffer, I don't know, didn't know.
We are going to try rugs, what are the ethnicities?
We're gonna try
Rugs originated ethnicity food
So I was told this last night and mama rug is actually cooking
Mama rug El Marlon I think you're her celebrity crush
Me?
No way.
Are you serious?
Yeah.
No, no, I'm-
Wait, how do you know that?
Um, she said it before.
Wait, I've seen a clip before.
This was way back.
What did you do?
Did you show her a picture of me or did she see me?
I don't know.
I think she- I don't know if she said it on camera.
Maybe she did, but-
No, she didn't.
But someone said it.
I can't remember who it was.
Has your mom ever seen photos of me or no?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She loves you.
Wait, is she gonna come over and drop it off?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She's gonna come over and she'll be like, wait, I heard you.
Yo, yo, hold on now.
Yo, no, no!
Look at that!
I got more flour in this ball!
Papa Rudd's gonna be mad as shit if he would be pissed.
You don't want to see Papa Rudd's bad side.
Have you ever been mad?
No.
Like, like, what about growing up?
No.
He was so chill.
Like, my dad is super chill, bro.
How was you as like a kid?
Like in high school and stuff?
They were spamming originally at 11.02.
What does that mean?
What do you mean?
1102 I used to take a shit 1102 every night every night every night at my
childhood home like they were saying 1102 my bowels are just like it wasn't
a shit I know I think my brother said it but um yeah no childhood great yeah
From being child grade high school you said high school. Yeah, you know, we went to that was your school
They said
That was by the best of it bro. We walked in it's a full school
I've never seen the clip, I don't know who was being bad though.
So here, long story short, my principal said,
can you guys come and like just hype up the kids
for the pep rally.
And I was like, bro, perfect timing.
All the guys are here, all of us are streaming,
is that cool?
And he's like, as long as we keep it family friendly.
And I'm not even kidding, I'm not kidding.
It's not like we went in there trying to troll.
Bro, we went in there, we all started cursing by accident.
Bro, by accident.
Bro, like seriously.
100% was an accident.
Bro, adapt.
Like, adapt.
What did he say?
He said make some fucking noise.
Make some fucking noise!
And then everyone just started cussing
one by one by one.
When was the actor once?
He was fine.
He was chill and then I even asked him later
is everything good?
I started off with Hebrale by saying
rugs give him $10,000.
That was honestly so fun.
That's a core comment.
How far is football from here?
like 20 minutes away.
Wait, so when are they back in school?
When are kids back in town?
I think they're back this week, right?
Like, people start school so early now?
Really?
I don't think it's early.
Why is it our school in September?
Me too.
Like, September 3rd, September 4th.
Right?
Right there?
Yeah, we always start, last week.
It was our first month of September.
Really?
Yeah.
It would be right.
How long was our summer break?
Mine was June to September.
Yay!
Like around June 12th through like September 3rd.
That's insane.
That's insane.
But it was like June like 15th. Yeah, I was like a week or two in for me. Yeah. Yeah. So what what is that like it?
Eight to ten week break. Yeah. Yeah, we would have like six first time he's ever done math
No, we would have like six weeks. That's terrible. Yeah six weeks. Yeah, but how long were your school days?
Uh like eight two three
Mine was seven three
Mine was seven to two
Mine was seven 72 is calm. Well, no, I had seven to three
Sorry the class of seven. No, you have to get to school at seven school started like eight
But then I had an extra three classes up a score
Why?
I'm not kidding. I had a plus that came to my mind. Why is that not normal?
I'm dead serious. I had a bus that would come to my door every day. That's great. Thank you
What's the wrong with the school? Yeah, Mark, what's wrong with the school? It's a really new door.
I mean, I don't know. I was going to talk to her every day.
wait that's normal though thank you I mean bro we didn't have school bus going
up I went on a bike that's fire get the car to go in I think that's all like I
think that's my body shape turn into shape it is because every single bike
bro not a lot of exercise we do have a message coming through though
we should double check Ron's bus size
I was like half the size of a regular bus, yeah.
What's the wrong with that?
Oh, mother-fuss.
Oh, there's nothing wrong with that.
What's that?
What happened?
I had green cherry-cream.
So, Mama Rugg, she, uh, let me call and see if the food's ready.
You guys want to do that right now?
Like, do you want me to talk to her, or...
Huh?
Like, I'd be like, Mama Rugg.
Yeah, I got you.
I got you.
I used to be respectful.
See, yeah.
I'll be right back.
I'm not.
Hey, no flirting with Mama Rugg.
Come on.
Come on, do you hear that sentence?
Hi mom, I'm on stream right now.
Hi guys, hello.
I'm with Marlin and Ron.
Mama Rugg, it's Marlin.
Hello, how are you?
Good, how you doing?
Hey Mama Rugg.
Thank you, hi.
I'm super excited to try your food.
Oh my god, we just finished.
When do you guys want us to come?
Right now?
Yeah, now.
Yeah, that would be great mom.
Please.
10 minutes, it's okay.
Yeah, 10 minutes, it's okay.
Okay, we'll see you guys soon, alright?
I'll put my number on, I'll see you soon.
Okay, bye.
See you, bye-bye.
Bye-bye.
Now, two years ago I woulda given,
what?
What?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Okay, I gotta finish my sentence.
Yeah, I gotta finish my sentence.
Yo, I gotta finish my sentence.
I would've given up this.
Two years ago I was gonna say
I would wanna give her the ability
for me to come over and help her with the food.
I feel like it would come up like a little weird.
Why would I go by myself and help your mom?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm trying to, you know, involve him up here.
I think my mom said we'll be there soon, so I think she's coming with Papa Rudd.
Oh, let's go.
Easy.
Wait, am I going to try and get your guy this food?
Is it just fine food?
Okay, how about this?
In a few weeks, maybe you come to us?
I'll be honest.
You don't even know where you're from.
I don't.
Yeah, exactly.
So we got to figure out first.
I want to figure out I want to figure out what majority and they say I'm Jewish then they say I'm Indian then Italian
Then I'm white some people think I'm version my chat. So I'm trying to figure out what I'm mainly
So crazy I've asked you if your mom has said the she didn't even know does she I don't know I have to ask
I promise you promise
She said if you take the DNA test the government gets all your info
Well, I don't think that's some cuckoo to say I think that's pretty bad. I've done this
I'm hard fucked already. I heard they get like all your info and shit
I mean they do have your DNA, yeah
But I am a thousandth sensor you're either like Pakistani
Indian or like no like
It's not even a troll, I'm being serious.
I don't know.
On TikTok.
On TikTok, probably.
I think it's from Iran.
I ran.
I think that's where you're from.
I swear, I think that's where you're from.
I'm actually confused.
I never did a test.
And I was never close to my dad.
Oh, okay, okay.
Yeah, because for me, I know my parents are from Iraq, and I always ask my mom, like,
hey, when people ask, what are you, what do I say?
She's like, oh, Catholic, Calvary.
But then a lot of people don't know what Caldean is, but you know the streamer, Elisa, me and
her speak the same language, Caldean.
Caldean, yeah, yeah.
And I don't want to say anything factual, because last time I tried talking to her, I
thought I really want to ask your mom.
Yeah, that's fine.
She'll know all the facts.
But once I think I said something wrong about my culture, and people were like
that, and I'm like, guys, I don't say anything.
What are we eating today?
I don't know.
Well, some said she's gonna make like a few dishes so did you go up like your mom cooked this a lot?
Yeah, yeah, well, she said she's gonna make stuff that we ate growing up and she said it's Middle Eastern food
So I love and I ordered some that like she couldn't make because it was like a short notice and sometimes Middle Eastern food takes like
Oh, oh, yeah. Yeah. All right. You don't know. Yes. That's one of the meals that
I
Don't let's basically like it's a wine
It depends on what you have great
No, sorry, and then they have like you can eat it for beef and rice in it
And you know you roll it up. He like I like I'm very cultured. Oh, I'm like ruby
He's like pizza. I'm serious. No, I'm not serious. I got like real easy
I'm fucking what you don't say lunchables and like all type of like bullshit. So I never go
Middle Eastern food is pretty healthy I would say.
Yeah bro, good sorts of protein, you know it tastes a lot like a meat, like when I was in Middle East, in Islam.
Wait, where'd you go? Have you been there?
Saudi.
Oh, I went to Saudi too.
Yeah, for Eastports World Cup.
I like bro, I like soul food there though.
Gas.
Gas.
From time to Middle Eastern food is like top food.
Yeah, what's the best type of food you think?
I would say Middle Eastern food.
I'll have Greek food, bro.
Really?
Yeah, I like Greek food.
I don't.
I'm like my addict who was like, like Greek yogurt?
Like I'm not really...
Bro, what's that Greek yogurt?
I don't know bro. Greek yogurt is like, it's okay.
Yo, what?
Send him that song? Send him that song.
Oh, this supposed to be ours?
Take the addict.
Come on.
Enjoy. Enjoy. Enjoy.
She's not a guy.
wait we should oh my god bro you should have gone and get the fare his mom
oh that's bad at least some flour or something
you got something in the house you need something just like uh
can we make some for him? what's the problem dad like like you understand
like maybe did they drink? why not you know not really
maybe maybe make them a fruit basket I think they got fruit at home
they definitely don't have a fucking ray gun oh wait
they might I got a picture of three and one extra son
like what? three and one extra son
This could be kind of proper. I could kind of use this maybe if he goes down
Yeah, cuz like what you're saying is we go down more than one for three you got to help
I played
Mw2 on Xbox 360 and I played rust like swipes
Yeah
No, like the Mac
You know what else? I'm not even kidding. He showed more than like every Call of Duty like logo.
Wait, we should do, we should have done like a segment like that video game quiz.
And it just, we can like Google it.
Yeah, thanks.
Bro, I, I really want to, like, base off a logo.
Wait, would I, would I, like, would I guess the one, two, three, four, or just like one or one for...
You'd have to guess the name of the car.
Yeah, it's not gonna be...
So there's...
Call of Duty 4, World of War, Black Ops 1, Black Ops 2, Black Ops 3, Black Ops 4, Black Ops 5.
But Black Ops not. That's not Call of Duty. That's just Black Ops.
No, no, no. Then what's Modern Warfare?
Modern Warfare, that's a separate game.
That's Call of Duty.
Stupid.
They all start with Call of Duty.
Modern Warfare.
Modern Warfare.
Call of Duty.
Call of Duty.
Black Ops.
Why's it called Modern Warfare? Have you ever thought about that?
Because it's supposed to be a Modern Warfare.
But like a Warfare. Isn't that like the fare?
The fuck are you talking about?
I've been saying this and Chad let me know if you agree and he could probably be there because honestly
Probably some people wouldn't even play but like I think a core game night, but it's black ops to search in the short
We go online. We start shit talking people roll. I would love that wait
I can't be up to play search and destroy right. You gotta go. No, wait, what are you actually know?
Oh god, you won't have a black ops on live no PR. No, no, we're fine. We're here with over
You gotta do emblem reviews.
No.
Emblem reviews?
Chad, huh?
No, Chad's just joking.
Chad, do emblem reviews?
No, no, no, no, no.
Oh, you can name it, right? Yourself?
No, what do you mean by that?
No, you make emblems all night.
No, I've been getting Marlon, like,
he's the biggest, like, burger I've ever met.
He called up.
Where are you going?
He called Mr. Crabbs, uh...
What exactly?
Oh, crab in a fucking patty.
What the fuck is wrong with that?
Guys, crab in a patty is crazy.
He's actually fucking crab in a patty.
What did I watch as a kid well, bro, I grew up watching sports
I'm sorry. That was pretty nerdy. I grew up watching so we had like a Swedish television
Channel we grew up with just sort of like Swedish shows
I watch like a like a lamp and it's like it's like
And then if you when y'all watch Cartoon Network or Nickelodeon, which one?
Yes
What about Disney Channel?
I wasn't a big fan of Disney Channel, I'm gonna say.
But, back home, back home, if you have any content you want to come in series, any collogen.
Wait, listen, listen.
Hey, if you had Osu, you would have most considered very like, like wealthy ass for all my life.
Because you had to pay for like the cable.
So I didn't have that, so like I would not also struggle, so you know what I'm saying?
So I would just watch Swedish whatever it came on.
So what did you watch?
I was thinking if there was a show, I was thinking if there was anything we watched that you and I watched.
What's like some of the kids' TV shows that you would watch? That's like normal.
Right, so like you said, have you named your car Wondo and Cosmo?
Cosmo Wondo, yes.
There we go, barely off the race.
Yes, I watched that.
Jimmy Dutron?
Jimmy Dutron, yeah, like I knew a bit, I didn't even watch it.
What else is there?
Cartoon Network, what about Billy and Nanny?
Adventures of Billy and Nanny.
That's old folks, that's old folks.
I'm just being honest, let it out.
In his couch?
I don't know, I gotta give it out before we eat the food.
I actually have a couch cleaner coming through
in like two days or so.
Oh, okay.
I have a couch cleaner, I have some rich people shit.
No, like I actually haven't cleaned this couch
since I got it.
It's been like seven years.
Yeah, you cleaned the couch, right?
Of course I did.
Okay.
Wait, what other shows are there?
I think the greatest show is a hot take.
Perjeev, you don't even know.
I know what you're gonna say.
Right.
That's a good show.
I'd love to have it.
Yeah, no guard had a tattoo of that one.
I saw that.
Is that a kid's room?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Was that, was it Cartoon Network?
I don't know, you know?
I don't think they don't know what it was about.
I watched the show.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They called it Disney.
What is it?
Okay, so what was your favorite?
Yeah, what's your favorite?
Chowder.
Oh my gosh, I love Chowder.
Okay, I love Chowder.
I love Chowder.
It's a big bear.
No.
It's not.
Yes, okay, hear me out.
Wait.
Chowder is the big white thing that...
It's already wrong. It's already wrong. Is it purple? Yeah. And then a huge only one is cartoon and everybody else is there, right?
Mark Walker, yeah, yeah, what are you thinking? What do you know like saying don't talk about there was one show or like
The character was universe. Oh, yeah, Steven Universe. That's all that's all cartoon now. Oh, bro
BORING ME!
Like bro!
Like what's that show?
BORING ME!
Regular show, adventure time!
YES!
Oh my god no adventure time!
Adventure time!
That's cool, I can't rock!
YES!
Can't rock, it's fire!
Big time rice god in there!
Bro you know who I met at Nobu once?
I met two of the big time rice people.
No one ever told my chat that.
But I'm really?
That's a good point.
I'm looking for a boyfriend.
I see that anytime you know I'm gonna be there!
I was in a concert really it was like three years it was Logan and Logan's
long the long year right it was like the clean shade yeah yeah I know Logan it
was James Maslow it was the guy who's with James Maslow that's the manager
wasn't it
Yeah, who's the other one, one of those, like he had like a bull cut, you know what I'm talking about?
Kendall?
Kendall, yeah.
Kendall Schmidt.
Yeah, they were at Nobu and I went to go say hi, and I had a security grab bus driver
be there.
Really?
It wasn't their security, it was like Nobu's security.
Oh, yeah.
I met Adam Sandler there on sale.
No way.
Is he chill?
I couldn't go up to him.
No, no, no.
But he was wearing a neutral, everyone at Nobu was wearing like outfits.
I didn't know how to pass no shorts.
Because he had a worn grab bus shorts, and they wore a superman t-shirt.
My ass shorts.
So fire I love that is so crazy who's your guys like dream collab like a stream with this person
This is fire
Like actually think anyone athlete celebrity actor like whoever rock a bumble. Okay. Maybe that's that's
What would you do with Barack?
Guys, can we time this out please?
They're just standing through the wall.
Why?
It would have collapsed.
Oh, that would be a fireclab.
You don't have to lie.
I really like Drew.
He's going to trade you until he has some notifications on.
What's a sub notification when you give this to someone?
Oh, you know what I actually want who and I don't really care to do shit with him
One day boss
For one minute say someone better never saw him again
Bro, he's for sure see what's his name? Yeah, well, he's older than I mean
actually DM'd him? Oh my god, you have. Oh my god, that's a long message.
I once sang payphone on my Twitch live stream. This was during the subodon.
Oh, that would've been...
I'm sure you may have seen it. I was a kid in a blue headset.
I'm sure 40,000 people, every day of Twitch, I lied my ass off.
And then I said another one, hey, ignore that DM, want to do something?
Maybe I can give you my number so you can call me on a payphone.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Well, I keep my breakfast with sugar on it while we also talk to
and get a room for the fire
No response
It might be like basic
No, I don't think that's right. Oh my gosh, bro
Bro, fuck you.
Got the Drake team right over here, bro.
It's the same one as he was, the same artist.
But, yeah, big, big Drake guy.
That is crazy.
Bro, I thought you were doing something for Iceman.
Yeah, nah, I was fully just promoting my skullcap.
Okay, okay, okay, I didn't know.
I just got the younger group.
Yeah, that's it, though.
I met him last year at what was the festival and I remember the
Giant comb
Dude you do got some nice hair. I'm not gonna lie. Thank you, bro. Thank you
Or I want to meet Drake. Do you think you fuck with me or no? Yeah, and he knows is he nice?
He's so nice. He's genuinely super nice, and he said he knew who I was which was crazy.
I think he's ever seen our clips.
Yeah. He's so cultured, like he's so tapped into everything.
Drake. Oh my god.
Don't ruin it here, because right now you could ruin your chances.
Hey Iceman, big six, are you in the chat right now?
That's a switch thing.
That's a switch thing, bro.
Damn.
You gotta say God's bro.
God, you get his bones.
Yeah, what do you like?
Maybe just a bro.
Maybe I sit on the statue outside when you walk in, greets her like this.
Why do you like the way you are?
The silver serve for me.
Oh shit, Drake's in chat.
What?
What up Drake?
Yo, how you been?
Alright, I think the long Drake is in my secret account DM me.
No, man.
The message here. Yo, Rob, what's up, Ron?
Wait, what's up Drake?
He said yo Marlon yo ron fuck with you guys
yo ron keep grinding
Yo Drake, everything been good since the last time we spoke?
Everything's been chilling? I feel like everything's been over?
I don't know
Fuck!
We're not all about the level, fuck!
What's the difference between staying in the Lego wall?
What is the Lego wall?
Oh yeah! Oh my god I forgot about this
Wait what?
Now this wall is the wall for that
That's your time to look like a wall for that
Oh yeah, this is the wall
Oh is that in here?
It's right here
Oh, what the?
Check it out.
No way.
And then look under.
You can see, like, the solar system.
Is it lit up, right?
You're kidding.
I wouldn't say it's lit up.
Oh, wait.
No, it's lit up.
You have to, like, look up.
Here, look at it more.
I have to light it up.
I have to light it up.
I have to light it up.
You get a focus going on there?
A focus?
Yeah, you go no way.
It doesn't show here.
Wait, let me see.
You can look at it.
Yeah, you can actually see it.
It doesn't show here.
Wait, let me see.
You can look at it.
Yeah, if you look at it, you see it?
Oh, there it is.
It's a lot of detail that, oh my God, look at that.
God!
It actually is.
Oh, that is crazy.
Is that more?
Yeah, how does it do that?
Like, what do you call to do this?
It came with the house.
Believe it or not.
Oh, wow.
Believe it or not, it actually came with the house.
Because this is like such a YouTuber thing to have.
Everyone thinks that I put this in here.
Oh, did you think Jake Paul had this?
Yeah.
This is so tough.
Yeah
Yeah
Service kind of messy, but I'll show you guys all clean it like
Now you got a really nice house man, thank you for inviting me like that
Yeah, yeah on the wall is there anything else you don't know show them
Hi guys!
Mama rug! Papa rug! Finally right?
Hi!
How are you doing? How are you?
Good to meet you.
Good to meet you.
I'm excited.
It's as authentic as it can get wait dad you send me something out?
Yes, your favorite.
They made my favorite dish.
Did you get the other one?
Yeah, I think it's coming right now.
Oh, okay.
Alright.
That's hot.
Excuse me.
How far are we?
Tell them to leave food in front of your washroom.
I'm gonna tell them to leave.
or food coming in, that he's waiting to pick it up right now.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, my God.
But yeah, I want, you guys can explain it.
Wait, can I have the rapids?
Yeah, please.
Wait, so this is all one dish?
I have this, so should we throw everything in?
Oh, okay.
I should have done some.
Oh, my God.
Wait, I didn't know you put eggs on it.
It's not like I'm doing this.
Oh, actually, it looks so good.
Oh, jeez.
I'm not lying.
Wait, yellow rice.
Yellow rice.
Caramelized onion.
Right.
And potatoes and chicken.
So what's this dish called?
Biryani.
Oh, biryani. Yeah, I've had it before, many times.
And he speaks Arabic.
I've had biryani, but it's like, no, it's the same,
but smaller pieces, just the rice and the chicken, everything.
Okay, yeah, it's the Indian biryani.
That's a little different, and this is Middle Eastern.
So can I ask you, where are you all from originally?
Is it Asrug?
Are we at Ark?
I-R-A-Q.
Peace be upon you
Peace be upon you
Peace be upon you
Wait Marlon, what other...
How much Arabic do you know?
I don't know a lot, but I grew up with a lot of Iraqi and Palestinian friends
Okay, Shloneg
Habibi
Habibi
He knows the Arabic now
And then, what is his favorite?
Tomsaka, let's go
The right time he called you, I was supposed to choose this
So this is what he ate all around the world.
It takes a lot of work to make it.
Not just growing up, literally.
So does that.
To his dad.
So how long does this take to cook?
Here's what these are.
An hour.
An hour.
This one, it took two to two hours.
I think the prep up here is really good.
I was going to say, prep is really nice.
Oh my gosh.
Oh, is it like?
Explain, right?
Yes.
Oh my gosh.
Wait, is there a rice cooker?
This is so good.
No.
You know it's hard to believe.
I didn't eat today, bro.
So that one is eggplant, you fried the eggplant and then you made the stuffing is meat, parsley, and onion.
And then you put the tomato paste in a lot of your ice cream.
That's so good.
That's so good.
Suck.
Suck.
Suck.
Am I saying it right?
Yeah.
Suck.
Suck.
Suck.
Suck.
Yeah.
Have them fried.
I never had that one.
Look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look.
We're going to eat it.
You made one.
So is it Iraqi food?
Yes, I am.
I suppose you're Iraqi 100% but you only think of...
Probably not, I like this looks like...
I could eat all of this.
No, I'm serious.
I'm not just serious.
I could eat all of this.
I cook it once or twice a week.
And we do something like white rice.
So it's chicken.
Is that potatoes?
Yes.
Egg, white or yellow rice.
Yeah, and onion is good.
Yeah, this is really good.
Thank you so much.
Thank you, there you go.
I'm gonna take a plate and a plate.
Rich people can.
I'll do another bite, yeah.
You guys are just cooking all day?
All day, yeah.
Thank you so much.
Of course.
Now I'm sorry, it's only two dishes.
He gave me more than enough.
More than enough, trust me.
More than enough, trust me.
That's what they're bringing, even, I love it.
It's from my brother.
Wait.
It's from my brother.
It's from my brother.
It's from my brother.
It's from my brother.
It's from my brother.
Grate with meat, rice, and a lot of salt.
Yeah.
Like a spoon.
All right, guys.
Dig in.
Dig in.
Okay, so what you're going to want to do, usually I have this with white rice, so it'll be just like white rice on the side with that, but my mom said that you could eat it with yellow rice.
So my mouth is watering.
I'm not going to lie when I was talking about it.
That just looks, I don't know how to say it.
It just looks so good.
It's just authentic.
Straight from the first look.
Sweet shot
Okay, I think put that over like the yellow
Like maybe some bad not too much because I got a share. Unfortunately made it. Yo, why are you so messy bro?
Yeah
All right, all right, all right, all right.
Good?
Leave one more piece of chicken in.
Just leave one piece of chicken in.
What's your name?
What's your name?
I'm just going to call you.
Oh, also, Betsy texted me saying he's loving the stream.
Shout out, Betsy.
Love, Betsy, man.
Yeah, shout out, Betsy, bro.
I'm serious to you.
Wait, so then you put this on top of it?
You could even put it to a side,
and then just kind of put it on top.
But, bro, this is the greatest thing.
So what is this again?
This is the greatest thing.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
I'll put you a plate, thank you bros.
You're lucky today's your day bro.
Look I'm bad at this.
I gotta wait for everyone.
I'm gonna wait for everyone.
Yo, my eyes are so good.
Yeah.
I gotta wait for everyone.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Ron, don't.
I'm waiting.
Wait, I need an egg bro.
You got an egg.
Please, is this good?
Yeah, hold on.
Hold on.
Thank you.
And then I'll put you some of this.
Do you guys want?
Sure.
I'm not.
All you need?
All my soul is in my mouth.
I want this.
I want to eat it right now.
Hold on.
Hold on.
I'm so serious.
I don't want to eat it.
Yo, patience is a virtue, right?
You're right.
Let me put this down.
That's not the best thing.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Hey, what?
There you go.
There you go.
Wait, you want to sit across?
Are you going to place any of that one?
Wait, I'm going to put this one up for me.
Yeah, we'll go across.
Thank you guys again for cutting this.
Yeah, thank you so much, guys.
Bro, my parents are always so clutched.
anytime streamers come over like they're like do you want us to do anything yeah
of course
we see all live not too far right yeah I gotta be so amazing it's literally the
greatest like there's nothing more you could ask for
This side you see Brian and then the other side.
Exactly.
Yeah, yeah.
I didn't stable across the screen.
Okay.
Okay.
Jason looks.
I'm not a lie.
Bro, you guys are like, it just looks so like a good man.
Yo, Sal, you're not eating at the same time?
Oh my gosh, I am.
You're eating at the same time?
Yeah, you're eating at the same time?
Yeah, you're eating at the same time?
Yeah, you're eating at the same time?
No, I'm not eating at the same time?
Okay.
Bro, you really have the ultimate like, seeing down eating videos, bro.
That's why everyone, seriously, I think you love the most that kind of thing,
right?
I do love food videos, not a lot.
And then people always like eat food
while watching my videos.
That's what I'm saying.
It's the great bro.
Oh yeah, yeah, I like it.
I like to call my content like binge worthy.
So you get a little bit of everything
and it's perfect to have a meal
and people who usually watch my streams
like when they're working out, I perv.
It's like one of the best I've ever seen.
You motivate them to work out.
Okay.
Okay.
Cheers, guys.
Shout out to Amara Papara.
Thank you so much, guys.
Let's try.
No.
Wow.
This is my childhood one bite.
Jamie Lee, I'll eat Ron.
No, Jamie, Ron.
I can pet that one here.
Who goes first?
Just eat it.
I did.
I mean, no, we did.
He's not first.
We just ate it.
I don't know why you're having this.
I'm gonna throw that meal, okay?
Yo.
You know my dad's name is Ron too?
Yeah.
No.
You didn't know that?
When you said Ron, I swear, I thought you were talking to my dad.
They really?
Yeah, yeah.
Chat right up we're not trolling
And my dad loves to build so we always call him wrong the builder
But you know Bob the builder
Bro this is like wait, so what else is there?
I'm not gonna lie, I usually hate eggplant.
That's why it is amazing.
I feel amazing to the touch, like the best in my opinion.
It's so crazy.
I'm telling you, I literally grew up eating this stuff all the time.
Because all my friends are like, everyone in Middle East.
in the east, you know.
Well, he's from Sweden.
Sweden.
Oh, okay.
When did you move to the states?
Three years ago.
So you were in Sweden up until two years ago?
Yeah, I was in New Jersey.
Oh, no way.
It two years ago?
No, no, you've been here for a while.
He's trolling.
He's trolling.
You can tell when he's trolling, right?
Yeah, he's trolling.
He's never serious ever in his life.
So, you're like, should I come?
No, nope.
What is that?
What are you guys going to do the rest of the day?
You know what we're going to do, guess.
They're going to play games on their iPads
and watch Middle Eastern shows.
Yeah.
Is that your favorite thing to do?
Yeah, we do.
It's called, we call it, hadapat.
It's like soap opera, right?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
It's a good soap.
You guys travel a lot?
We're not really.
Ooh, we got some trips coming up.
Yeah, we'll live in the next one.
Where?
In Italy.
In Italy?
Yeah?
Yeah.
I love when my parents travel.
Yeah.
I feel like you guys need to see the world.
Where have you been so far?
I've been to Dubai, Turkey, Egypt, Morocco, Tunisia, and Japan.
We went to Japan together.
They're going to Japan.
I've been to the Philippines.
Oh, I'm going to go there.
I've been to the Philippines.
And what's the name of the valley?
The valley.
You went to the valley?
Yeah, Taiwan.
Oh, you've been to a lot of places.
Yeah, he just recently started traveling yeah, but that
Y'all don't always go together
She's she's kind of like flying
Oh, yeah
That is the best thing
You're not gonna like eggplants, right?
Bro.
Only if it's cooked with this.
Yeah, something.
Bro, I thought it was like...
I thought eggplants was just a straight, just like really bad vegetable.
You can make it and get it.
Even the Doma Brian needs some of the eggplants.
Oh, really?
Yeah, yeah, he's got eggplants, too.
Wait, and the Doma we usually eat?
Yeah, but you guys don't figure that.
Yeah, that's exactly...
Because I mushed up, no?
Why don't you guys?
The rice?
The rice is inside this.
Yeah, exactly.
I'm telling you, it's probably the worst you've ever done.
What do you put in it?
Oh bro, this is the best.
Fires and spices and the smallest pieces of meat.
What do you think?
Bro, it's so good.
Really?
Oh my god, it'll be gone when I'm talking.
Yeah.
It's so good.
Thank you guys.
Thank you.
My mom never grew up cooking, so this is it.
Really?
Yeah.
She tried cooking and it ended up just like, with like some time, I would get like some type of disease from my food.
What?
What did you get?
What did you get?
I just didn't know how to cook.
Wait, so what did you see?
What did you eat?
What would you eat?
Little pizza.
I asked you.
I told you.
I told you.
I told you.
Brother.
You know what my meal was?
Everything all right?
I'll tell you.
I'm going to middle school.
High school.
Okay.
I would get boxed pasta.
That's what I would cook.
I would eat up.
Or what I would do is I would eat something called pizza bagels.
You know what that is?
Yeah.
That's not everything.
thing what about the journal pizza no I always had pizza bagels pizza bites that's
a small one but I eat the whole thing whole box it's fire oh what about that
you had done it what I had done it yesterday yeah no way yeah I had a
those are iconic okay that sounded like why did we have time I guess but yeah
bagel bites was the actual best food ever yeah that that was fire that reminds
me of like playing zombies like when be a one first came out I'll always just
That's a funky shabu-wreck.
I know.
Hot zombies and table bites.
Funki's.
Well, I used to make the meal I would always make, like my struggle meal, I guess.
I would take two pieces of bread, I'd put cream cheese on it, I'd put turkey on it, and I'd toast it and I'd eat it.
That's what I would eat.
Is that nasty?
Turkey and cream cheese with bread?
I'll take the white bread.
Check out the crust.
You put butter on it and then you put sugar on it.
Put it in the microwave for a little second.
It warms it up either.
Is it like a dessert?
It needs to do that same daycare.
Yeah, I'm talking about like, yeah.
Bro, go meal.
Bro, I'm talking about something like,
like quick and like $2 to make.
You get a piece of bread,
you get cream cheese that lasts for like the whole.
No, that's valid.
I know that's valid.
My favorite, my favorite was Vienna sausage.
Did you guys ever have Vienna sausage?
I do know what that is.
You know what it is?
I never ate it.
Was it in the can?
Oh, it was in the can.
I didn't know it was like that.
Exactly, yeah.
And then I'll put it in like mac and cheese.
You know what you'd like?
Have you ever tried sir strawman?
Oh my God, you would love sir strawman.
You haven't?
Sir strawman.
So it's called actually sirslamin.
And it's a Swedish delicacy.
No way.
Yeah, yeah, it's just like one of the best things from Sweden.
You should order it.
I love the video and eat it.
Okay.
No, this is serious.
You would love it.
What is it called?
Sir strawman.
Sir strawman.
Yeah.
try it.
On camera for the first time?
Yes.
You should be in your bedroom.
I'm serious.
It's like a thing.
Okay.
It's like telling someone to open you while you're like in your bed.
You know that kind of fiction in your bed?
Yeah, I do know that.
It's the same vibe.
Oh my god.
Bro, wait.
It's the same room, though.
I know.
We've got more.
I know how long until it comes.
What was it?
Map-a-mez?
Yeah.
You've seen it.
I've seen it.
I've seen it.
I've seen it.
I've seen it.
But you see it. So you just want to eat it. Yeah, I think we have the same problem you mean
No, no, I just keep eating. I know same. Yeah
But you know what my favorite type of food is now I think about it a boxy is that your
Big one food to eat on your death bed. Is that what it'd be?
And that's tough because I love Mexican food
How do you guys have curry soda fries fries?
Yeah, they have it at like this taco
This taco truck that we're going to eat.
Carnation fries, Cali burrito.
Yeah, they have the fries in it.
I like the fries too.
I love the fries.
And then last night I had a carne asada plate
and then I get flour tortilla and I just make my own sandwiches
with like the meat, the beans, the cheese,
the guac, salsa, wrap it up.
No.
I'm like, I really just,
the more I try to start up,
I'm just getting hungry.
Okay, that's good then.
Wait, so are you like a big board after or do you store that every night?
Not every night, because he's a chef?
No, no, no, my girl cooks.
Yeah, and then my mom is starting to teach her how to make Middle Eastern dishes.
Oh, wow, wow.
Yeah, so that and then, yeah, like sometimes I'll eat like maybe three or four times a week.
I'm trying to be healthier.
Like I really am, because I eat fast food every day, two, three times a day, bro.
What time of fast food?
Like you are like McDonald's late at night type of food fast food.
That's funky shit.
I would say that's funky.
But McDonald's like Loki is fire.
Yeah but McDonald's is fire.
It's not what's like hit or miss.
Sometimes you can get some rubber nuggies
and then sometimes they're like some actual cooked
and it's just ugh.
But my favorite all term fast food
and I can get it to this day
because I don't think it's that bad as In-N-Out.
What?
I think In-N-Out is most helpful.
In-N-Out is the greatest fast food of all time.
In-N-Out?
No, I'm telling the truth.
I think it's all great shit.
Not at all.
I think In-N-Out is so clean.
Am I tripping it up?
It's so good.
It's fresh meat every day, is it not?
Yeah, but they put it on like that greasy oil.
No, they just changed it.
They changed it.
Oh, but what's the key to this?
You can't tell them to cook it with no oil and stuff.
I know what to do with it.
And it's actually, I don't care what anyone says.
Everyone's like, oh, maybe you're rich, whatever.
Bro, In-N-Out is like dirt cheap for how good it is.
Bro, it's so cheap.
Like I had a full, it was like $5.
It is, it is, it is.
Now that's why I love it, In-N-Out.
I'm walking there and I looked at like the board or whatever and I've seen that $5 six
I wrote is that for like just like the whole meal?
Yeah, that's fine. And a lot of people hate on their fries. That's good
You can put like I'm sure half of your chat is saying like in and out fries aren't good, but
Okay
My order for me. Okay. Are you ready? Oh, I know it is disgusting double double without anything
No tomato and oh wait light onions. I thought you like
What the other thing I thought you told me from in and out you told me like that secret menu day
I like the wine
That's my life. Yeah, that's nasty. That's not nasty. That's no that is
They're like little caramelized to yeah
But then I also get another burger cheeseburger with ketchup only so I got two burgers and then I get animal fries
and then I get light fries.
What do you mean all of that?
What do you mean light fries?
They cook it light, like they cook it for less.
Oh really?
And I love that too.
I don't know what it is.
I feel like telling someone to cook my fries
certainly is just like some fat person shirt.
I'm not gonna say anything.
But that's one thing I don't understand,
that you can go into it and tell them
very specific of someone.
Custom, right?
It's actually good.
I didn't know you could do all that on my vlog.
No, you can do anything.
You can tell them to cook a certain fries
certain way, the burger, I think a certain way.
You can do anything.
I don't know.
What was our favorite like fast food growing up?
So like one thing my mom would always get us
is jack in the box.
Yeah, or?
Really?
Yeah, I remember what other thing
when I pick up you and your friends.
Popeyes?
Popeyes, actually, bro.
Popeyes, how about that?
And they cooked with beef tallow.
Oh, I didn't know that.
Bro, they actually, I mean, right,
collabed with Santa Cruz
and we went to different fast foods
and we asked them what they cooked their chicken in.
They said tallow.
Oh, that's pretty good.
Oh, like peanut oil.
Mm-mm.
They changed it recently, but Popeyes isn't as bad as you might think it is.
Really?
Yeah, but you can tell it might be.
Yeah, so my life hack at Popeyes, I mix hot sauce and ketchup, and I dip that with my chicken and fries.
I'm not going to lie, bro. I should start a food channel.
No, actually, it would be fun. Imagine you started a food channel.
You would have to fake eat the food.
But you would actually.
I would fake eat?
Yeah, a lot of people would.
Like what food channels? Like mukbangs?
Oh, I'm saying for car muckbangs. I've seen people you mean the big-ass place in front of them
I've thought composing people who are really like in shape then they start a channel
Yeah, we've been
We can keep those things for the other food
It's easier
Imagine if I talk about like, it's good, bro.
Like, eating food is good.
Like, is it bad that I look forward to eating food
every, like, when I go to bed,
I'm like, I can't wait for breakfast.
I don't know, I think like that.
Thank you.
I actually think that, bro,
you don't get excited for dinner.
I seriously think you'd be excited for dinner.
You sound like the next day already.
Like, I'm talking like after dinner, I'm like, bro,
you know bullshit, I'm like excited to wake up
because I drank a nice coconut water in the morning,
Get a nice bagel, cream cheese, maybe a forrito.
I look forward to, like the night before,
I look forward to the morning coffee.
You guys drink coffee or not?
I'm not a coffee drinker, no.
I'm not a coffee drinker.
You're not either one really.
Yeah, I used to have coffee.
I got into espresso shots.
What?
I like the nice and deeming shit.
That's a hot.
Yeah, yeah, it's hot.
It's really hot.
I like the espresso.
I'm a big cold-protected brew type of guy.
Cold brew?
That's strong.
I'm a little much of a scissor guy in my life.
Hey, much is fired.
I just had matcha, this is my order.
Ice matcha with sweet cream coleslaw,
a pump of brown sugar, the brown sugar.
Is it game changer?
Game changer, and I put caramel on it.
Yeah, sounds like soups.
That's like dessert.
Soups, soups, soups, soups, soups, soups, soups.
Oh, yes, thank you so much.
Thanks, mama.
Wait, mama rug.
Yes.
So like, did they swear going up and stuff
out there in the house?
But did they used to swear?
No.
I would use my chair and cup.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We would but then we'd get in trouble.
Slowly then.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Does he swear?
He doesn't.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I mean, I say this all the time because like people are like, bro, like cuss, and it's
like rare for me to cuss.
Isn't it actually that rare?
No, no, it's not.
I'll talk to you sometimes.
Yeah, no, let me know.
Let me know if this is valid, bro, because like people are like, why don't you swear
in your videos?
I'm like, watch and say it like, but, because I'm like that.
Hey, bro, what's your favorite cuss word?
Probably.
Okay, but listen, tell me if there's a valid tape.
Let me know.
So a lot of families watch my videos.
I get a lot of mom approvals, right?
Like I go out in public, mom comes up to me like,
oh, you're one of the only YouTubers we let our kids watch.
Cause you're family friendly.
I wish somebody could understand that.
I know there's a bunch of chuds.
They'd be like, yo, you're fat.
But the video is like, let me know if there's a valid.
Like, yeah, as a 29 year old man,
I'm like, I'll cuss, right?
I'll cuss, but then I want to keep that away
in my videos because I don't want to be a bad influence.
But that's a bad idea.
So it's like, I'm not being fake on camera,
it's just that I'll avoid cussing on camera.
Yeah, I think that's the point.
And sometimes I might cuss on camera,
but I'll just bleep it out, because I don't...
No, he's right.
You gotta have a good impression on your viewers.
That's what Evan's trying to strike me into.
Yeah, but you don't cuss anymore.
No, not really, no, bro.
I'm just trying to make my viewers more better people.
Yeah, no, you do a great job at that.
Thank you, bro.
I just want to be a good influence.
Like, I want people at home to be like,
Oh, my son, like a mom and dad, my son, my daughter watches you, they love you, they watch you get some of that.
I'm gonna get some meat.
Now it's like middle-aged men just calling me deranged, like things like I'm short, I'm fat, and I got slaps.
But you get interactions like that in public?
Yeah.
I mean, you do get slaps in real life.
You know what I mean?
But I'm only saying that.
I'm fine with his parents, yeah.
But people are gonna bring that up to you in person?
Yeah, I've had people call.
Like, I just saw it in my test.
Sausage fingers like it's just like
Yeah, bro go ahead
Hi, hi chat. Don't know more than wait more than art is your a chat toxic or no
Okay
My part of most like super family-friendly
Hi guys
Let me honest though being family-friendly. Do you think that helps anything on twitch? I don't know
I don't know about who's family from the old twit side?
Nick 830.
So it has to be bad to be good?
Not as good of a...
Not bad.
I mean, YouTube and YouTube can get better stuff.
I don't think Twitch changed anything.
Yeah, thank you.
Love you, Rug from Europe.
Hey!
Shout out.
Have you ever done videos in Europe?
I went to Italy.
I went to Milan.
So I did a video out there.
I tried like all the different foods. That was cool. Where else have I gone in Europe?
That was so amazing. I'm talking about all the time. Bro, have you ever been to Iceland? No.
Why'd you have it?
Wait, where are you there?
I was there for like a video I did. I heard it like looks fake. It's insane. I'm not allowed to go back.
No, a place that looks nice is Switzerland. Like it looks like...
Wait, what's that place where there's just a bunch of greenery?
It's for something you probably think about with the mountains.
Isn't it like mad expensive to travel there?
It's for something that's one of the most expensive places, yeah.
Not to travel too, but to live in, yeah.
The currency is like really high.
Damn, where's your guys' favorite place you've been to?
Honestly?
Like anywhere that you've been to, what's your favorite?
And if you want to go back there.
Saudi Arabia was super nice to me.
I love Saudi Arabia.
I love it. I love it so much.
They were so hot it was like extremely not dead you see the crabby the patty
We put the iconic dollar
Japan is like
everything like clothing-wise is so discounted like cool pieces you find
stuff that you'll never see and like Japanese brands it'll be like $30 for
like pants something that it's like some nuts stuff like it's crazy
really what's that we bought too soon I know so rock and everybody was telling
me that like either just bring it empty suitcase or you buy one yeah but I
think it's like I get I get that say say pants here say I'm gonna shout
It's like thousand dollars or they like
959 hundred already like five hundred dollars
And it's real like everything was
What is it called? What type of store is it called? Is it brief?
It's like it's like it's like yeah, they have so much
It's but it's like meant for like oh, maybe I've never been so
Yo, people of 25, give the rain up, look at that!
What's that one mall?
It's like 8 stories in Japan.
The same second street, what is that?
It's like a whole strip of life stories.
Do you guys know that one, like 8 story mall or like 4 stories?
That's the one that's cool.
Lace, remember?
Ron, that's the one Griff mentions to us.
What?
In Japan, that was like the one thing that everyone was talking about.
Oh
The door
Darthmore not the dark wall. Oh, don't be cold. That's what they're saying. Don't don't be don't be good
What is that?
Do you still play Counter-Strike or no?
No, the only thing I do is I get on that game to open up cases and that's it bro
I've been I've been playing I'm about to buy like some nice skins too because that's like my escape and like CS
I asked this question YouTube Martin how much money do you think you've ever spent on like like total from like every video game like
Edition was like FIFA like anything like all I think I see this is my top standard
No, I'm saying I think total with everything like fortnight call of duty see it
I think I've probably spent over a thousand dollars. I think so easily your 491 when you like with
I've been crazy no
You're for no wrong points had to be crazy. What is that? What is he say you gotta spend like three bucks?
points
Yo, I used to um I
Used to grab this but the ice to grab my auntie so like my auntie will come over right?
And I used to play FIFA you buy fever points on there, right and then you open packs with those
And they were mad expensive so my aunt was like the one that had a little cash
Whatever, you know literally go in her purse is so bad. I
So I'm alive. I would grab her credit card
I'll put it to my Xbox 360 and I would just like rinse that shit. So you had it like
Went by like three weeks my grandma like I'm not she was like, you know, why am I getting me?
money drawn from
I used to steal my mom's card for a flash of clans and I'd always try to get unlimited gems on the YouTube videos and then my phone would get hacked and then one day I just said you know what fuck this I was like I need to use my mom's card and I spent like $800 on her.
Damn.
I thought it was unlimited and then she got pissed so badly I lost my phone privileges I lost everything.
I wonder if I took my mom's credit card I won one.
You probably took your own am I right?
Not for like when I was a kid.
I mean yeah still.
Wait mom, do you know if I took your credit card to like buy Microsoft points or something from xbox?
Oh, maybe I said I that you got hacked or something
Yeah, no, but for Microsoft points I would lie
That is true you can you know you can buy whatever you want
Which I was the most naive that you speck.
I'm trying to think, or like Fortnites must be the most.
I'm not gonna lie.
On video games?
Bro, how much do you think it's been only $490?
I like $25,000, $3,000.
Mom, you probably don't know, but like video games,
like you could spend a lot of money
on like the add-ons that they have.
No way, that much?
Wait, Ron, you have your own Fortnite skin?
No.
Really?
That's shocking.
Do you?
The fuck?
Wait, you have your own Fortnite skin?
Yeah, you better be
All right, I would never screw this over
Wait, wait, you were a Fortnite skin?
No, I wish so
Oh, oh, oh
I am in the game, though
I'm in the app, actually
The Silver Surfer?
I'm not going to read that
No, that's the movie I'm in
Oh, okay, okay
Wait, how are you in the game?
No, it's in other games
It's like football game, I mean
What are you doing? What are you talking about?
What is he talking about?
You're doing something, right?
So cool
What is he talking about?
I'm in the mirror game.
No!
I mean, this is...
He's in some cool ass games.
Wait, what? He is?
He's my hero, yeah.
I have seen that.
It's me, Speed of Central Sea.
Yeah, it's a movie, bro.
Yeah, that's cool.
You must have it on your phone.
I do.
Load it up.
Okay.
You don't want to see my character, okay?
Oh, it's a vertical game?
You don't hold your phone sideways.
Oh, it's an actual game?
What?
Where are you?
I'm in jail.
We got someone.
Wait, you didn't make the...
You didn't make the...
No, they changed your life as I was going there.
No way, this is the same.
They showed me now, obviously, like, I don't want you as a Fernandez.
You don't claim to follow none.
Bro, I don't know.
I do not.
I literally do.
Bro, I literally play with myself, guys.
What?
Yeah.
I'm in the game, bro.
Wait, I gotta show you where you're at.
Oh my God, there you are.
Right there.
Right there.
Oh, that's sick.
Damn, bro.
Yo, that's actually sick.
I'm in jail.
I'm in jail.
I'm in jail.
But bro, I'll probably say come ours today, please
It's kind of tough to clean with yourself boss
But I've been in a video if I had a fortnight icon skin
I would that has to be unstoppable like I'm knocking out going
That'll go in that's valid for they have it everyone has an icon. Yeah, they have Kim Kardashian. Yeah, bro
Oh, who's some craters clicks in or not an Addison Ray
Addison Ray, I
Addison Ray just got added they'll check I got added just now. Yeah, yeah
Who else got added or some creative before me? I feel like a way she's gonna get added before you
That's nice girl. That's what she love
Hi, son Matt. Oh guys in there. I spice courage fucking JD. Oh courage. Maybe the first
I
Yonis Olivia Rodney go
Mya got added to the game. No way. Yes. She has her own thing
No, she is not a sidekick or something. He was an
Oh, why are you so fine?
Tum-tum-tum-tum support is in the game.
That's not even funny, Brad.
Jimmy, Mr. Beast in there.
Jimmy.
Jimmy.
Jimmy.
Kai has a dance in the item shop before me.
Yo, I'm actually a crumb.
I'm actually a crumb.
Why don't you try it?
Why don't I try it?
Like, why don't you try it?
Like, I start a stream once and talk to Fortnite.
Talk to them.
Let's just do it now.
Okay, Mr. P.R., Mr. P.R.
Okay, okay.
How about you talk for them?
Okay. Hello Fortnite. My name is Rug. I'm here with Marlon and Ron, two absolutely amazing popular
inspirational streamers. They both love Fortnite.
Right? You like Fortnite?
Okay. They're very influential. They inspire the youth. They play video games all the time.
And I think and I think they could sell their skin
Pretty well, I think you guys do a great job of me. I get a lot of sales
I think so I think I think you guys would crush it on the item shop. Yeah, you and check with y'all by my skin
Would you have shown I was absolutely
They just they just exited one type of mom's check on yo, who's the guy in the middle just you want a skin? Oh
Oh, okay, so I'm a 29.9 million subscribers,
almost at 30 mil.
I love Fortnite.
I've won a game of Fortnite at the Padres Stadium.
I've won a game of Fortnite underwater.
I've won a game of Fortnite in a movie theater.
Wow.
Um, yeah, and I just, I just love the game.
I actually started my YouTube channel playing video games.
So I think it really would make sense.
Yo bro, is this what I gotta do?
Like, do I gotta play, I should play Fortnite in the theater.
Yo, it's all about, you don't stop playing Fortnite
so you get your own icon skin.
Okay, okay, okay, yeah.
So you're gonna die on this ring?
But I think the other food is here, I'm gonna grab it.
Wait, real quick, so who skin would you pick
if both of them are just an icon?
Yo, I get it, right?
Keep yourself safe, bro.
But it's just, it's just, it's just wrong,
personally wrong.
I think wrong.
I have a better hitbox too, skinny.
Not just that, like, I think,
I've seen Ron play Fortnite all the time,
so I feel like it's more authentic.
Okay, but Ron, would you like,
what do you think your body type would be in the game?
What are you talking about?
It would be smooth, just chisel body like that.
If I had an icon skipper, I'd have to lose weight, I think.
But is it like a fat skin on Fortnite?
Yeah, Purge has a big body on my game.
His hip box is fucking huge.
I wonder what your emo would be, bro.
Say the box, no!
You know what I mean?
That's a bottle over there.
Burger, get down.
Maybe my back one would be burger.
I'm going to order a slightly little pizza slice maybe.
The oil dripping down your lip.
Chat, after this, we're going to probably play
a little bit of basketball.
That's how we're doing?
Yeah, play a little bit of basketball.
And then me, Marlon, and Rugg are going to do the blind,
deaf, mute cooking challenge.
We're going to try to cook something.
One of us is blind, one of us is deaf, one of us is mute.
And then, maybe if you're lucky, if you're live,
you might get some subs.
Might get some subs.
Might end up with a little nice little wholesome segment.
Oh my god, man.
Oh god, there's so much food.
Come in.
There's more?
This is a foodathon. We're not gonna eat the other day. We're just cooking it.
But this, we're not even done. There's so...
We gotta try one of everything and that's it.
Dude, are... are...
But, is this a wrong number? I'm still hungry, dude.
Yo, such a bad-ass woman.
You need to help that ass of a chap.
Marlon and Peter are getting inside water. Oh, not really, bro.
Bro, I'm telling you, Jack, I know Marlon's chap might not want to see it,
but I did ask him to see Marlon try out and drink.
But there's a lot of food, bro.
This isn't all of it. This is not all of it.
You got a pizza in the mix?
I don't even think it's pizza.
I think it's pizza. It's not, right?
It's surprise for us.
Oh! Ron!
Cheese bread.
My eyes are going over there.
Oh my God. I have to eat it.
My mind is going to be destroyed.
No!
Wait, is this everything now?
Yeah.
Welcome to the 10,000 calorie challenge.
Oh my God, this is so good.
Wait, this is... I've never seen this.
It's chicken wing, breaded chicken.
Easy, easy, girl chickens. This is a good cheat day for me.
I'll just get some...
No, yeah, just one lemon.
Okay.
Shawarma, shawarma, shawarma, chicken, shawarma,
shawarma, beef, shawarma, beef, that's lamb, no?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, this one is meat.
Oh, this one, that was meat.
Rice with dill.
Okay.
And a slice of that.
Hi.
This looks...
Maybe I am, like...
Oh!
This is a little pickle, a little one.
That's a chupa-bop.
Oh my gosh.
Wait, where's the dorma?
They put it on the light.
Run.
Oh, okay.
We'll have to come over here.
Cold?
Oh, I've never had that before.
That looks great.
And that one has meat in it.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
All right, Jack.
I'm sorry to tell you guys that today's my cheat day.
mad at me. No, today's my cheat day. You know what I'm saying? Just today. I got to try.
It's for the content. Yeah, it's just content at the end of the day. It's just content. Yeah.
It's just content. You take it out and make it feel. Wow. Wow. Wow.
There's some plates. I'm going to be real. I'm full, but I'm going to try some still.
But this is more for you guys. It's like, I just have to try one of it. This is the
10,000 calorie. One of everything is valid. Let me get some exercise in us.
Oh my god, we got some basketball.
You can get some exercise out of this perfectly.
Alright, thank you, thank you.
Can you come over or not? I don't know.
Stay down somewhere.
Ron, Loki, make sure you don't waste the food. Eat it all.
Oh, yeah, yeah, I got it.
Maury, we might have to eat all of it.
On me, yes.
This looks good, bro. This looks healthy, too.
Looks good protein.
Let's talk about it. Bread?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's pretty healthy. Then he got cheese. Let's give those sorts of fats.
Look, what is on top? Just go season it.
Like, what is this message, bro?
What was it?
This fat monster is never losing weight. All he does is eat.
He went to France, no gym, went to Monterey, no gym.
Literally, the jokes make themselves pay-glet.
Ah, when was the last time you went to the gym?
Give me, give me, seriously.
Yesterday. On God, I did.
This where?
On, on French, on everything. I swear.
I saw you, you work out at Zilla, right?
A day before, and then I quit.
What?
I quit that?
I'm gonna keep it at four steps.
I've seen 40 different, like Zilla videos of them
with 40 different trainers,
and then two months later there's just nothing in it.
Bro, no, you gotta quit.
How many series was that?
Okay, you know Sam, Sam Bolbac,
who used to work out.
Bro, did you see his transformation?
Yes, and it was the same time frame.
It's literally so inspiring,
that should have kept you motivated.
Are you saying that?
Yeah, he does.
I remember that.
And I also saw him.
No, no, Sam, I'm seeing him.
Oh, yeah.
I was like, oh, yeah.
Sam had like a crazy transformation.
He's with me?
He is, bro.
No, that's fine.
And he started at the same time.
It's in there.
Now he started actually after me.
Doesn't mean you can't do it.
Just because you didn't do it yet.
And then also there was a guy who was like 380 pounds.
He's like 170 now.
No way.
Same time for him?
Yep.
Oh my gosh, there's a little mark.
Like four lines.
Oh, that's a garlic, huh?
And then tzatziki.
Yeah.
Yo chat, if you're eating right now, leave in the chat what you guys are eating right now.
Okay, do they know what everything is now?
So kebab now?
Where's she?
I've never heard of that.
Tahin?
Like dill rice?
Yes.
Okay.
And that is what's that called?
Chicken curry.
Chicken curry.
Shawanma?
Yeah.
Lamb.
Wait, is that Gus right?
Yeah.
Okay.
Chicken.
Okay.
Mrs. Protein Pizza.
And then Bulma.
That's what we call the crepe chop.
The breaded chicken.
Oh yeah.
Wait, so what is this?
Bulma.
Bulma.
That's the crepe chop.
Try that first.
So this one, it's usually supposed to be warm.
And then you do this.
Yeah.
So this is like another type of way of eating it, but we eat it like when we like flip
the dish and like hit it all out.
It's so good.
And I like the onion stuffed ones.
Oh yeah?
onions, tomato, chili, guys, you guys go first, you guys have to be the first, let's just try
one by one, one by one, let's go to the first, this, so I just take the fourth, I'll die,
I'll die, I'll die, I'll die, I mean, your diet starts Monday right, my diet starts in a couple years,
no I know I met Monday at 23, so what does this again explain this exact, grape leaves with rice,
I'm gonna go over it, shall we? Cheers it is food.
It's either you love it or hate it.
Really? You hate it? It just tastes like, it tastes good. It's just normal.
I will say the other one tastes a little different.
Let's still kind of like the same vibe, but the one we make usually is like fire
It just tastes kind of like pickles a little it does
Sorry before
Okay, um, what do you think chicken maybe go down go down go down the line
You really want this one?
No, no, no, no.
My cat is spamming.
You might hand me a little piece of that.
My cat is spamming to eat the pizza and I'm just trying to chill.
Try this.
You're going to have some.
There's a tiny bite, ladies.
It does look kind of good, right?
Oh my God, it smells so good.
That's really good.
I like it more than the noodles.
That's so good.
I mean, never does it with one bite.
Get this in any of them?
Yeah.
I feel like you could dip it in whatever.
No, you're not a rule.
Get this.
Put it in front of you.
You have to install it.
It's right.
That's good.
This is really good.
What?
Like cheese bread?
Cheese bread?
But it tastes like healthier.
Oh, it's healthier.
You can have this whole thing.
I mean, it's probably healthier than the sloppy you do every night.
Really?
Yeah.
A little chicken bite?
A little chicken bite.
How do I dip a little of my garnish sauce in here?
Yeah, yeah.
Some garlic sauce.
Is he chewing?
No, I don't guess.
Yeah, my mouth about to be...
Sorry guys, put the car right on after this.
No, bro.
You know what I mean?
This is really good.
What is this?
It's not garlic.
It's not garlic.
No garlic.
Is this sauce?
Hot sauce.
Hot sauce?
Is it hot?
Is it spicy?
You might pass me that maybe.
Try it out for you, don't worry about it.
Okay, let me know if it's good, then pass it down.
Oh, no.
No kitchen.
Oh.
Oh yeah, I'm good.
You gotta understand when someone from the Middle East says it's not spicy,
you gotta tell them.
Really?
Mm-hmm.
Just like a fruit?
Yes.
We like spicy food.
We like any food.
Let's see a sweet in the future.
Come on, Mark.
It's like really good spice now.
I gotta try that with the cheese.
I have to, right?
I have to.
That's good.
That's good.
Yeah this is a small piece here.
You can put it on the bottom there.
You think I'll be good?
That's really good.
I'm just gonna take a tiny bite, just a tiny bit.
Just a tiny bite?
Yeah, it's really good.
That sauce is good.
Roy, I'm not passing me a little piece.
Oh yeah, of course.
Thank you, bro.
Of course.
You like that you're building the whole thing?
No.
Damn, it's good.
I'm not even kidding. I have to put my child out of you. They just call me dad
They just call me a piggy guys. That's wrong. Come on. Don't body change for real
You're being a human and you're eating
Well plus like I already told myself like dyes coming soon
But what is he gonna get invited to a beautiful house and his penis cooks food and he's not
gonna eat it.
No, he has to.
You're a suspect.
Yeah.
You're a suspect.
And you know that's true.
If you come to our house, you don't eat that soup.
That's right.
Yeah.
Talk about what he's trying.
You eat and you stick with you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You have to leave with something.
I don't talk to people.
I would actually do it with all this.
I mean, that's not it.
It is not hard to believe, but I hear you.
Ron, let me try to look above.
Oh, please.
It's not hard to believe, but I hear you.
Ron, let me try to look above.
Oh please, please.
That's like one of my favorites.
I'm asking the whole thing, bro.
I just, yeah.
Yeah, grab it.
All right.
What do you want?
Now this is not a dead one.
Honestly, I'm getting full.
All right.
No, no, no, no, you have to.
No, you have to.
We just have to.
Don't forget to get your mask on.
Bro, get it.
I'm not good at holding it.
We are evil people.
That little piece, that little piece, that little piece.
Let me get that sauce on.
That's just so bad.
Here, you know what?
I have an idea.
Oh, he's right.
You know why cuz he never gets food. It's a skinny queen. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, I mean. Yeah, thank you
No, seriously. Yeah
Oh my god
Come on one of the best actually
No, Jen's think you put a raid doing up ginger's here jinx is rated me deal. We say it
Thanks for the raid
Scorpio to thank you for the five or a hell yeah, that's working. That's what we man
Wow, that sauce is gassed.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
What do you say?
I'll put it on some.
Yeah, there's gonna be a lot of extra.
No, I'm not kidding.
I actually want to take it home.
100 gifted.
Yeah.
Oh, 100 gifted.
Wait, who did?
I don't owe these 100 gifted.
So, it wasn't a raid?
No, it was a raid.
It was a what?
Bro, you know, you get to raid somebody and then put a slight amount of money.
Somebody then put a slide put a thing when I'm gonna have to give him gift it for that when
He owes you
Oh the meat one
Oh, it's right here
I got you bro.
There we go.
What meat is this?
Right, two full or?
It's ground beef.
It's ground beef, that?
Yeah.
Ground beef.
I'm putting in a little sauce.
It tastes like, this one actually tastes like pizza, like tomatoes, right?
It doesn't really taste like ground beef.
It just tastes like sauce.
It's good.
What do you have?
What do you have?
It's how often do you guys like eat like food like this?
Like, eat like this?
Yeah.
Like, eat like this?
Yeah.
Like this?
Yeah.
Like this?
Yeah.
Like this?
like food like this every like every night to be like cook it every night or not really
we cook like home home food
yeah but you tell me that you cook a lot
yeah we cook but we have like company coming and we'll go grab all my stuff like that
but the number one thing that we eat every night is um bread and cheese
yeah bread and cheese is like a classic like dinner slash snack before you sleep
and we have it with tea, tea, and then I put condensed milk.
Bro, chai height, you know I drink it every night, right?
I get tea and then I put condensed milk in it.
Really?
It makes it and it's like, I'm a great eater.
I gotta figure out, I don't have that taste,
I'm serious.
Every time you start eating it, I'm so serious.
You're not serious at all, I already know it.
Okay, what is it?
You're so serious, what?
I'm actually serious, I gotta figure out
how to get like the taste for tea I never liked it really you have to like get
this like a certain tea like what tea do we get
it's a Middle East and Sadaf tea
what do they call it? Chamomile?
No, Chamomile
I don't know
What do you call it?
Oh, Kharah. That's what they would call it in Saudi Arabia when I went like when I went to Chai Khadib it's Kharah
Every time I would drink tea it'd be like what is it just green tea
But you know what the key is, I'm gonna be honest, so I grew up doing like half tea, half milked, and then a lot of sugar, bro.
Wait, you used to do milk and tea?
Yeah, of course.
That's literally what I grew up on.
Oh, that's not a thing? Milk and tea?
I think it is.
Wait, especially you said you grew up with a lot of Middle East people.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, milk, tea, and sugar.
I like to drink green tea and I'm like, it tastes like treats.
No, but you gotta put that.
like well I'm gonna make try super good for you to like tea the tea but then if
you're having like
but it's like more like a dessert
after we eat like something good food we drink the tea to wash our tea wash
Yeah
But it means the thing is with me is that
Ron has better medicine
You know me so he has good genetics to lose weight
But when like negative in a gym we kind of compete a lot right now. He's broken a little bit. He's walking so like
Well, because right now I'm trying to put on more muscle, so I'm like more like big.
Yeah.
I don't want to look like him where it's like, you know, you're tall, but like your muscles
are like too tight.
You know what I'm saying?
You have to eat more.
Yeah.
But Marlon, you work out every day.
I wasn't here.
Wait, what?
Actually.
You said I can, but no, you said I wasn't here.
No, I wouldn't believe it.
You look like you've been in the gym all the time.
Thank you.
Of course.
Is there some joke food over there?
He does go to the gym every day.
Come on.
Stop.
What?
Stop. Listen to people, bro.
You're in great shape, dude.
Every time you hear Ron, you're calling to me.
Yeah, I love to be seen.
You know what's great, you know?
Now, this is kind of a hot take-off.
It actually means you're just gonna laugh.
I think people call me fat because they get a reaction of him,
but they know that I'm not.
I think I've turned it into such a thing where I react.
It is.
We're gonna you should react to that. I look good
And you see even your
You're just broke. Thank you, bro. I'm wrong. I
Will get you I will get you 50 people lined up in my room at the courthouse and you stand there
With a mask on to get you it is it and random people and they were there to go one by one
Do you think this person is bad? Yes or no and set to the side
I think more than 25 people would say now let's see how many
Would say that I have a sexy body so you okay, let's try it out. Let's set up. Let's go in public. Okay
So what's accurate paint actors that he'll hire it come you know not no
We're not gonna like how do we do that? But I so they know it's serious like you know I'm saying you just find people who
Getting by the shoots and then just invite them over. Yeah, and just don't tell them it's far on
Yeah, that is, yeah.
Because like in public, people might just laugh.
Yeah, it's good.
I'm not 5.6, 235.5.
You just weighed yourself. You're 150.
That's normal for your height. Thank you.
Where's the scale? Where is it?
I'll bring it out.
And I'll glue it right now.
It is actually normal.
I'm 145 or something.
5.6 and a half.
145? I mean you're like what?
It's like 2 inches taller.
You want me to bring up the picture?
What?
You want me to bring up the picture?
Let's just stand next to each other.
No, no, no, I'd rather just show you the picture.
I want the weight.
Bro, is that sure like a foot?
What is that?
Bro, that's crazy.
Look at how much taller I am from Rome.
I'm not even laughing at that.
Is that real?
Yes.
Oh, you think that's edited?
Rome, what does he have in his camera room?
I know, I tweeted it at you.
It's on Twitter.
There's a household already, actually.
I'm 5'7".
No, you are not on my license.
You're on household, don't lie.
I'm 5'5".
I'm 5'6".
6 to 5'7".
I'm not even trolling.
I'm not.
I'm so serious.
I'm hitting the screen after.
Come on.
Come on.
And do the...
You be the judge.
I will.
Okay.
Why would we get you to break up?
She's off.
She's off.
She's off.
She's off.
She's off.
She's off.
She's off.
Yeah, that's better like let's just settle this once and for all bro your
shorter than right literally nine you just have to pop your hair look at this
look at your hair is the worst side by side who saw this place more side by
side who saw it
I got my license when I was 16 and I haven't changed it.
My picture is when I was 16.
I see it.
Yeah, yeah.
Let me grab it.
No, no, no.
I'm not going to show it.
No, I'm not going to show it.
Can I grab water?
Of course.
I'm ready to get some water.
We're going to play something called a core, okay?
Who wins that?
I have a hot take here. I'm going to end up winning that.
Chad, what do you think?
I'm a Nike athlete.
Are you still a Nike athlete?
For what?
Yes.
Dan, why do you get so offended?
I don't know.
When you started to chuddy-hand, I thought that it would be done.
Oh for real?
Uh-huh.
Come on out.
You're last to buy it.
No.
Hey, I'm gonna suck it for cheese and bread.
Cheese and bread?
I was heading way to say that.
Do I have to get half full?
Uh...
I'm nervous to death though.
Yeah.
You're a bad trod of shit on the street.
He's bad for me?
I don't know.
Oh my god, you actually look like a little...
It's all my license.
It says five, six, but that's when I was sixteen.
I'm sure I grew an inch.
Please.
Right.
Come on, I can see the reflection.
Please.
Thank you guys so much.
Thank you.
It was really, really amazing.
Thank you.
Let's save the cheesy bread for later here.
I'm going to be honest.
We're taking this in the car.
You will see this on my channel later.
You'll see this on my private channel.
I tried to try to find a way to eat.
Oh, there's a creation out there, bro.
And eat?
And eat.
I know you like that idea. I know you like that idea.
Bro, and I, when we look at the top of it up, listen to me.
Bro, people give us money to eat, it sounds like fucking shit.
That's a dream.
What's a picture of it?
Basically, I'm looking at it.
Wait, actually.
Oh my gosh, look at it.
No, it's like a leaf.
I didn't expect it to be like this.
Oh, I got one, too.
Four men.
And you go.
Who was paying for that shit?
Hey, you'll be surprised, bro.
Me and Ross are having food down in the downer throats?
There's many people who want to see me suck food in my mouth.
Yeah.
I'm wondering.
So, like, guys, what's the activity after all this food?
I just told him.
That's the one we're going to play court.
Oh, I like that.
And we should do a punishment for the loser.
Make it more interesting.
I like that we have to wait, but it's not fair for you
Who's it could like jump in the pool with her clothes on some box fit
I'm trying to think what else you can do for a hundred
Who's your has to walk down pilot board maybe with a baby?
Classic if you know you know it's too nice. All right. Thank you again so much
Thank you.
You guys can finish it though.
No, we're gonna finish it.
No, we're gonna finish it.
Alright.
Alright guys.
Thank you.
You're good, you're good.
We gotta get athletic in us.
That's your guy, thank you.
Nice to see you.
Good to see both of you.
Let's try to think of a good punishment.
Actually something that none of us wanna do.
I'm serious, you know.
Okay, how about this?
How about a 10 minute plank?
What?
How about a, look at my body.
We thought you were gonna do that.
Okay, okay.
You're not gonna do that.
Look, no one wants to do that.
You can't do that.
Wait, so honestly, if you weigh more, it's harder.
You can't do that.
Okay, do you want to do something athletic,
or do you want to do something like this?
No, like a punishment.
Okay, how about this?
How about, just try to do a 15 banana
down the throat and then drink it.
Yeah, right.
What, nothing, you're gonna die?
I would say the winner gets to pick like,
What if the winner takes like five ingredients out of the fridge to make a gross smoothie?
I know it's gross, I know how to make it.
That means you gotta just taste the glass of it.
Okay, I know what that means.
Bro, do y'all want to play this game or not, bro?
Exactly.
That's true, you could just win.
And then what if we put some pickled juice in it?
Bro, that went to game!
I mean, I guess that just goes to lose.
I mean, sure, but what if someone can't finish it?
Try as much as you can?
Try as much as you can, if you can't finish it, you get spanked in both books.
Alright, so let's do it.
No, okay, how about this?
I'm going to just take one sit.
Oh, my legs.
I'll just take one sit.
One sit?
One shot.
Okay, a shot of the distance.
I'm not worried bro. I'm actually not worried because I know the strat here. I know the exact strat here.
It's still just as hot as the pork, where am I bloating?
No, not at all.
I'm kind of bloated.
That's what it tastes like fucking.
That's good.
All right, wait, what do you guys rate it?
Not that, honestly.
No, so that's not like, that's like a nine out of ten.
Like, I'll order that, I'll order that.
Hell yeah.
Like, late at night, some of that cheesy bread.
Cheese bread with the kabob.
Out of all the things on that table, so much protein, everything, like you choose
Cheesy bread, don't you?
You're always on some hating shit. I'm not
Like one day one day. I hope you just dead-ass. That's like just get fat, bro
I don't do you understand. I'm just being a real ass friend. Would you want me to go for you?
Look so fucking good when you're a fat shut exactly
Guys welcome to
core basketball now instead of playing horse we're gonna play core C O R E and
we do the punishment what is the punishment one tell the punishment
punishment is loser loser has to get spanked repeatedly by rug no that's not
what's gonna happen you want to say it yeah go ahead the winner wait is it is
there gonna be two losers or only last no losers okay yeah losers and then they
both take this shot so the winner gets to pick five ingredients from the
fridge to make a gross smoothie and the losers have to take a shot of that okay
easy no bro come on Marlin take it easy on us bro what tie one hand behind your
back you're the horse guy bro
all right you know how you started off okay I know Ron is gonna miss this so
So, a layup.
What?
A layup.
I bet.
We're just starting it easy, I want to see if we can get warm a little bit.
What's the order?
You, Marlon, me?
Sure.
Marlon?
Marlon?
Marlon?
I have to travel though.
I have to travel.
Okay, so if we can travel, I'll get back.
That's not a travel.
I'll take two steps.
I'm telling you.
Yo, you are unbelievable, bro.
Come on.
Can I try again?
No.
No, okay.
Okay, let's set the rules.
On the last try, do we get two tries?
Yeah.
You guys, he traveled.
I want to do it again.
Yeah, do it again.
You traveled, too.
No, I didn't.
I took two steps.
But you missed.
So what?
Go ahead.
Do it for real.
One, two.
Okay.
Now watch if I replicate that.
No.
We go
One two
That doesn't count already miss. You gotta see no
See y'all put that editor put the C on the screen, dude. All right next shot free tough. Oh, here we go
No, no, I
Martin
I'm gonna go straight to the horse them boys. Oh, come on, bro
Well, please.
I just wanna shoot.
All right, open it back more, okay?
I'm not worried about this, yeah.
I think I'm gonna do this.
I'm gonna keep it super easy, super cordial,
super whatever.
Right here, but it's gotta be on the corner right here.
You see how it's like not, like,
Right there.
Yeah, like the wing.
The wing.
Simple mid-range shot.
Okay.
Fuck my ass!
I want to shoot.
Okay, I'm gonna go back to a free throw,
but you have to catch the ball
before it touches the ground.
So make him catch it, yeah.
I'm just like a chud, I'm getting out.
Actually, I don't know why I beat this shit.
You're gonna be taking a shot.
I wish it wasn't like the last.
Oh wow, you got the lucky bounce?
Okay, Ron, you got this. You actually got this.
Oh, get to catch it.
Oh my god.
Oh
Just green it from there for a letter off
Oh
Fuck look at that
Fuck you say fuck it. I'll take away love you understand. Fuck you. I run your son, right?
Oh, thank god.
Bam!
I hate this shit.
Come on, come on.
Hey, you're still in it, bro.
I'm in this.
I'm gonna come back.
I'm gonna come back and then motherfuckers are gonna expect me.
All right, we're just gonna go from the grass, fuck it.
Ooh.
It's not your body.
It'll never be your body ever.
All right, ladies, what are you thinking?
Should I go my specialty shot?
You're busting out your little demon shot.
I'm gonna bust out my demon shit.
Oh, what is that?
Just from the 8th symbol.
This is my shot right here.
That's your demerit shot?
One more power. Here, let me show you how it's done.
Oh my gosh, what a god, if he makes it, I'll kill myself.
That's where the go.
I agree now, I agree now.
I had to let me show both of you how it's done, alright? From the 8.
Oh, alright, man.
From the 8.
Oh, just go from the 8.
Green.
From the 8.
Fuck, it's wrong.
for this shot you have to make it
you say you have to make it
you say you have to make it
i got the rope
i see
welcome to the group bro
first seed
It's just there, but it's just my she's like
What'd you actually do?
You're gonna have the craziest comeback and it's gonna be the sickest edit on TikTok.
Sickest.
Alright, from the green.
Now just make it to get my game over.
Alright, I gotta go stick it again.
I'm not gonna do shots.
I'm just gonna be creative.
I'm gonna be more creative.
Go for something crazy.
Now I'm just gonna be like a little creative, so super simple.
Right here, jump.
I can't jump my fucking friends on the wall.
I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go on top of this, make it from here, okay?
Okay, you got that huh?
Good.
Oh my god!
Alright, I'm gonna keep it super super simple.
Okay, here's what's gonna happen.
First shot, you're literally just gonna go from the tip right here and just simply
just...
Okay, like a little foam shooting?
Okay!
Nice!
Right here.
Nice!
You didn't call it out, you didn't call it out.
Easy.
Oh my god, yes!
C.L.
Yes!
Ron, thank you for getting more than a letter.
Yes!
Hey, hey, hey, get your ball, bitch.
Yes!
Oh my god.
This is because I know you're that bad.
Free throw, free throw.
This is a free throw.
I know that easy shit is what you get to do.
oh no see first ladder
hey bro welcome to the group oh damn
my son we keep going for me yeah so now
it's co rco2c look at that I think we
just keep it keep it super simple three
I'm gonna let her right on three bro
that's so bad straight on
Ron's on a streak right now.
No!
I'm not allowed to floormess me up.
What?
Bro, that was so bad.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
That was so bad.
Ron, you get two tries on me.
Left-handed layup.
No, please, come on, don't just ruin my fun.
Like, it's just so cringed.
It's like, am I out already?
No, you get two tries.
You can at least take it at times.
Go take it.
Come on.
I need Marlon to miss it.
There's no easy person there.
Two tries.
Is left leg up?
Left hand up.
Oh, there you go.
Come on.
That's like work.
All right.
Well, show us some tussle, man.
Come on.
All right.
Right here.
You've made it before.
Damn.
All right, Mark.
Come on.
Take something greater.
Damn!
Alright Mark, come on, take something creative.
Get creative, kid.
Okay.
Get creative.
Dude, what are you...
Get creative.
Alright, get creative.
Okay.
Pass it to yourself, right here, and then jump in.
Alright.
Okay.
Oh, that's a tough one. That's a tough one.
It's not that one. It's not. It's not.
I thought you should make that. I didn't mean it.
We need planes when we want them. Yeah, I know.
Okay, come forward. You can walk up a little bit, but not past this line.
I will leave.
Oh!
You missed it for a shot.
Oh, that one comes back.
I mean, it comes back, and then you go to the black right here.
And then you miss the second.
Okay, and it comes back to you, and you just fuck off.
Okay, off the backboard to a three.
Oh no!
No!
You messed up, right?
That counts.
That counts?
Okay.
I think that counts, right?
Yeah, fuck yeah it does.
All right.
I'm gonna grab y'all in just like a normal shot.
Come on, bro.
All right, okay.
Free throw, bounce, let me see.
Bounce in, okay?
That's pretty creative, like, you know what I'm saying?
That's creative.
I'm gonna do the eight shot actually no you already did that
why not like a little corner I like that corner three corner three
hey just what you should do is you should stick to the basics and I think
that'll give me out I'm not gonna lie yeah like a corner three this is the
shortest three on the court what are you laughing at bro
What is it, bro?
Yeah, I'm just expecting it.
One dribble, mid-range.
Oh, fuck you.
Little pole jumper.
Oh!
Come on, come on. I'm still in this, bro.
We're still in this. We came here as a duo.
So you want to go with this, both of y'all, okay?
You go one, two, get up,
three.
Come on!
One, two, catch,
three, banger.
I don't even know if I could do that bro.
Yo, it's Jamie's easy to see you.
Like that.
So I'm gonna put it on like one, two.
There you go, there you go.
Okay.
I get two.
I get two.
You know you're out of there, right?
Bro, please.
This is so crazy.
Wait, so he misses.
You guys...
Marlon goes to make some bullshit for you two then?
Or you two play until...
Oh, okay.
Bro, why would you do that?
It's okay.
Marlon has C.O.
I have seen but I want things you can do that you gotta make the three it's not
even just a three then that's not hard for you fucking one two come on that
three
disgusting smoothie incoming so boring I'm actually mad he said so boring it's
actually boring all right let me try it it's so boring yeah you fucked it up
Fuck
So one two now give him a new rule to avoid
All right, a CEO to CEO
Like why don't you just lock in we could then lay ups and I would have probably missed those like a floater
Maybe like you can give me three times. He missed that I give you one. Let's see one more chance
One more chance here. Do one more ball.
They was gonna say le Mickey, bro.
No, no, you saw it.
One, two, come on.
Here, bro.
Oh, wait, that counts.
I mean, what counts?
You gave me!
No, no, no.
That's the Mickey ship.
I'll give it to you.
I'll give it to you.
Those are the three tries and horse.
I'll give it to you.
You know why?
Because, bro.
Now you're in, like one more chance, I'll take y'all right away, like then I'll take y'all right away, here we go.
Come on.
Come on, ready?
Like you're just a bit, like look at you walking your baby, like you're a little baby bro.
Alright, here we go.
Catch.
What?
Now, now on, now you fucked up, now you fucked up.
Straight here at the tip.
Now you fucked up.
I'm like, what am I good at?
Okay, um...
I almost...
You said the easy shit?
Huh?
You said the easy shit is the cheese?
Oh, okay.
Right here.
Oh, God.
Gee-geez, man.
Oh!
No!
How's that?
How's that?
Just know you should have gotten me out of my case.
Right leg?
You're so off the backboard.
This is so crazy.
I mean, you got that.
All right, yeah, bro.
All you gotta do is hit the white square.
Yo, listen to me.
Run.
White square
Like it's very dear
White square, it's going to go into the bucket
Green every time on top of it
That's it
Easy
So just
One leg
One leg
Yeah
Thanks, you try
You try
You try this
He got that
He got that
No more of the making shit though
If I put this in the bowl
Man, that's it
It's not even a bowl
Why does more than turn around with your shit?
You're not going to go out with this
We can't give him a third try on this one, right Marley?
No, but like it's sad, bro
like you gotta do something about that I'm not even kidding
like you have to
you okay?
you fucking shouldn't be like Jamie bro
okay COR?
CO
there's no actual
wow
can I get three tries or no?
Yo, you're not getting another the mickey try bro
Some curry range
One more try I'm not I'm not kidding. I don't know how I missed that long dead. I serious, please
I got you can't I'll make it. I'll make it. I'll make it. Take your time. It's your core
You know I'm saying know your shot know you shot that you're right. You're right
Three you get three tries because I got
Take a shot.
No, bro.
Let me see that.
Alright, bro.
Come on.
You need that first try.
So all you have to do is just...
Oh!
Like that's it?
Like...
Ain't no way!
Like what?
I should have taken a shot like that.
That was so easy.
I really want you to die.
Is he back in the game?
Do I give him one more try?
What?
Bro!
How did the fat fuck do that?
Who said that?
Bro, I'll do that shit again.
Oh, I got lucky with my shot.
Yeah, I got lucky.
Bro, no!
I wouldn't went easy on you, too.
Bro, YouTube short ass stuck a thing!
Fuck a thing!
like guys bro bro see I couldn't just do that
I do we have to do it on the first try guys not the fifth not the sixth
give me give me give me give me a little more boys
boys? no boys? no it's not
it's tough that's tough
bro jeez jeez no jeez jeez
You know what it is, Deesh?
But what if I make one of y'all like a little less bass moody
and I gotta give y'all two a shot, like right now?
I bet.
You know what I'm saying?
I feel like it's a one-on-one now.
So this is how you make the shot.
This is how it's gonna go.
You get one chance, right?
I'll make the shot, though.
Like, I'm out the game.
But if Ruck completes it and he doesn't,
so I get the worst moody.
He gets the worst moody.
And he gets like a lower.
What about like how much in the shot glass?
Like, one gets half a shot.
Oh, yeah, that's for you.
How about two shots, one shot?
No, no, no, no, no.
Yes!
Full shot, half shot.
Okay, yeah, that's valid.
That's valid.
Full shot, half shot.
That's valid, that's valid, that's valid, that's valid.
All right.
Wait a minute.
Let me pursue.
Let me pursue.
One.
Yeah, but if y'all both make it, then we'll continue.
I'll give y'all other shots, all right?
Gotta give this YouTube video to the network guys.
All right, I'ma go just lefty.
Oh, bro.
All right, let's start easy guys.
Let's do feet though.
Okay.
It's literally three.
Okay, well I didn't make it we get it everything. Oh we have
So this one get one more chance is two chances is it like one shot or is it core again because I don't miss
I don't miss to the roster the same
So should they do core again and like I don't
No, I think we just do the one letter, but the loser gets two tries. Yeah
I'm not trying to take this I already know some bullshit now I did right right I'm a goal left
Why do I hate backboard shop?
I really
That's what you do.
Now let me see you fuck up.
Yep.
OK.
We got ourselves a game.
You're going to go through the two.
They're so hard.
Yeah, we're going to go through the two, OK?
Right here, this square right here.
Just stick it down off.
Good job.
You want my ball run?
Yeah.
OK.
We got the lucky ball.
Lucky ball.
No luck.
Just skill.
I understand it now.
Oh my God.
So Ron gets two tries or only if I make it?
Yeah, only if you make it.
Only if you make it, I can get another try.
Oh no.
Oh my God.
I don't want that to shock.
One try.
One try, yeah?
Yeah, one try.
One try, bro.
I do this dead-ass dip.
It's so easy bro, there's an NBA 3.
Stop thinking about it, you're thinking too much.
Full shot.
Full shot.
You're getting a full shot bro.
That's it.
I'll give you like 5 tries.
Alright man, first, rugged second, and Ron gets a full size shot.
And you know what the worst part is for him?
Is that I choose the ingredients in this movie.
Shut the fuck up.
Okay.
Yeah.
And then...
Okay, Marlon.
Go ahead, make the shot.
Yeah, why?
I'm making it from right here.
From right here?
You making it from right here?
He gets two shots.
Yeah, I'll suck a dick too.
I'll suck a dick too.
Wait, wait, do I still take my shot?
No, you don't have to.
I'll take all the shots.
If I do that?
Yeah, you make it.
Okay, okay, yeah, yeah.
I think I should get another chance.
I'm not gonna lie, you missed it, you take two shots.
I'm not taking two shots bro, please this is no, no.
Make something good, like no bullshit.
Yeah, I make something good, don't worry.
Like oh my god I can't take a shot of something disgusting.
Wait, you gotta throw up, I'll get a throw up.
Marlon, I'm gonna get a throw up.
Oh yeah, run your flashes, flashes.
The fuck do you mean he gets another chance?
He makes that and...
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
He lives for this.
You get two shots.
I like your move, you get two shots.
Now I'm gonna throw up.
Why would I agree to this?
It's gonna be gross as shit.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, sure, just put it on the shoe.
Oh, yeah, my next shot.
I got you.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Well, if I made this...
I'm watching this, and you're crumb.
Like, you are, ah, yo, yo, like,
get the fuck out of here, period.
Let me get the fuck out of here.
I'm talking like the entire shot got to go down yes
I mean, I'm a shot, I'm so serious.
What if I throw up?
You got to re-make it.
Get in the trash.
Bro, no, it's like all the way to the side.
Bro, if you throw up, you've got to get another shot.
You can't throw it up.
No, you cannot, bro.
I don't care.
And that's only for you, buddy.
Yeah, it's just like a clamp.
Yeah, it's like some sort of leverage here.
So, bro, you get a half a shot and he's getting the whole shot.
Okay, I'll get you the shot.
Where's your shot gone?
I don't know what to say.
I have no idea.
Yo, why would I do this?
I'm gonna shit.
Are y'all cannot like, see what I'm making?
Actually,
should we see what I'm making because
I'm not drinking no matter what.
Wait, I'll wait and then you tell me.
I'm just small.
That's small. That's like a fucking turmeric shot.
That's a small shit.
That's a small one.
Yeah. Is that what's so small?
This is a full shot.
What the fuck are we doing?
No, that's the shot. You can't just change.
Okay.
I mean, it's nothing. Yeah, I got it wrong with it.
All right, Marlon.
All right, welcome to the fridge.
Thank you.
But look.
Yo, the good thing is, I don't think I have my sardines.
I don't have my sardines.
They don't look so good.
Yeah, they look so good.
Oh, my shot.
Wait, should we not look wrong?
Wait, can I get the blender?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You guys want to know what's that?
Also, the base counts as one of the ingredients.
So if you're going to use milk, if you're going to use chocolate milk, sprite, that counts as one of the ingredients.
Oh, there would be zero chocolate milk in there.
I don't like it.
You're good, you're good.
We got food left?
Oh, amazing, amazing, amazing.
Wait, that's not in the fridge, though.
Yeah, you're right, you're right, you're right.
Not right now.
Oh, yeah.
Just know, just me, though.
Yeah, I know, that's all things too.
and actually get your shit out of them.
I mean, that was a thing.
Bear about chocolate milk.
Alright, here you go, man.
Alright, Chad, welcome to the forfeit.
They cannot see what I'm about to make.
We're here.
Now, now, you're fine.
I'm just gonna show them.
We're here.
Fridge's open right now,
and I'm just gonna go scout it real quick.
Come here.
How many ingredients do I get?
Is there like a limit?
Five.
Five.
Five ingredients, five ingredients, five ingredients.
Absolutely the worst combination of shipping.
Oh my.
Yeah, why would I, eggs you can't do.
Eggs have something on it.
Shut the hell up.
I found the perfect first one, bro.
I found the perfect first one.
All right, that's the first one.
Now, what do you do with a little bit of that?
What is this?
Yeah, that's what I'm thinking, bro.
That's too much.
That's too much.
That's too much.
I'm like, that's like scaring them, bro.
Oh, there's some bullshit.
That's nuts.
You can never go on with a little bit of...
Relax.
Relax.
Just relax, bro.
Just relax.
Relax.
Just relax.
I'm like this is the right place.
Relax.
So you can take a seat.
Paul, are you kidding me?
I'm sorry.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Yo, stop looking, bro.
Let's go.
Look at that.
Let's go.
I actually know this. I don't think it's over.
Relax.
Relax
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's like I'm chicken
So we got
To the opposite stuff dump that in a bitch give a queen
Okay, right now with the wave like a theme
We need to, we need to, one, two, three, four
Is it going to be good together?
I don't know if it's going to be the worst though
I feel like it's going to be way more evil
We need to find somewhere else
Like instead of pasta, we're going to have to
Oh, shit, dude
Oh, shit
Go teach him
Not as worse than some fucking peri-sauce.
Yeah, it's gonna be good.
I want something that becomes like a chunky, chunky nasty fucking thing.
I would have bought a potato or something.
It's pretty good.
What's in the door here?
Yeah, I got you, bro.
No, don't get me wrong, it's all good ingredients.
like it's all good it's all good ingredients it's just like a mixture that's
weird yeah it's just an evil mixture
that's as she can have
Wait.
Okay, we got a pretty solid day.
Yeah, I got you bro. I don't worry about it.
I got my five ingredients man, I got my five ingredients guys, alright?
I'm not holding the fridge, I'm fucking it.
You can't put chicken in the fridge.
I'm not, that's not chicken.
It's not chicken, relax bro.
I've never heard something bro.
Say it like a god.
No, you cannot, I swear you can't bro.
I don't know what it means.
Everything's fucked up.
Wait, did you ask everyone their allergies?
Oh yeah, anybody got allergies?
Yeah, I don't know how fucking it is.
I don't want us now to be to the damn fucking thing that's for a fact
Top it up with some
How much
I mean, I could bump it up to a thousand if y'all want to add extra zero in there.
It's like $5,000 for more, right?
It already smells crazy.
This is like Paisley's supposed to be like...
Okay, then we got this big dumper, bro.
Like this big dumper.
Oh, it needs water? Oh no, I didn't tell y'all.
It's gonna be thick. Very thick. Okay.
There's your water, man. Amazing.
open all the way to the little range.
It's actually just...
This is Goy Slop. I just straight up...
The biggest one we're trying to make a little crunch.
Go get that shrimp, and that's how I can see this.
Go get the shrimp. You cannot get sick of it.
Oh my goodness gracious and both top it off. This would be nice actually dropping nice.
I'll be a little nice. I'll be like my little nice. I'm looking guys. Stop looking. No,
it's not about relax. I brought honesty. I wrote this to be nice. That ass. I'm gonna
be nice brah that's gonna be nice
five little too much just in that I put too much got evened out yeah we got
evened out bro I put a little too much
I think I'm ready for the blend man I think I am ready for the blend do we
have one right here amazing amazing amazing
wait how's it going? I think it's a Swiss song. What's a cover? Oh yeah. Hey hey hey hey sit down.
Right, sit down, sit down, sit down.
I'll give you a couple.
All right.
Hold it.
Uh.
Here's this, and it's supposed to come up like a little.
Amazing.
That is amazing.
Thank you for appreciating it.
Yo!
Now, it is some real sausage, because I couldn't do it.
You know how it like, I wouldn't want to leave that at home.
Alright, here we go.
Alright guys, I don't want to miss the sauce.
It's going to go everywhere, bro.
Yo, bro, I apologize for the man's position of rooms in your kitchen.
Wait, you have to put the middle finger.
I have, I have.
Getting any game time in there?
Bro, your best stuff!
We're not gonna move too long, just wanna feel the crunch from the trunk.
It's like in the TV show.
Oh my, oh my gosh.
This is a good shit.
I love it.
This is the hardest one to do.
This is the short part of the shot.
The shot class is over here.
I'm half wrong as full.
I see.
It's full.
I do.
Shut the fuck up, all right?
Why?
It's not air, you know, that's all right.
Wait, I just want to make sure we can't get sick from this,
right?
You cannot get sick from this, no.
OK.
He's getting, he gotta lick that shaggy, but I don't care, dude.
And don't worry, I will tell you right now, I put something very nice in there, just
Now you can tell us what it is though.
Huh?
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm gonna tell you afterwards.
After I take the shot.
Yeah.
Alright, we go boys.
Wait!
Oh, you're...
We're gonna come here.
Here we go.
We're on the table.
Let me go.
We're gonna come here.
Are you serious?
That is half!
Okay, are you right?
Are you right?
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
I can chase it, right?
No, you cannot.
Why can't I chase it?
You can chase it.
What's that shot?
Yeah, yeah, that's fucking cool.
Chasing with Celsius.
That is a fucking fuck!
Yeah, this is half, that's full.
Let's be honest.
I mean, you're probably fucking no chaser or so.
I think chaser is probably fairs.
Come on, let's go. Big boy starts.
Wait, wait, hold on.
Actually, I want...
I want Rugg to do it first.
So you can see his reaction first.
Rugg, so you go ahead, you know what I'm saying?
Good job on getting second, not first.
Show me how to roll a stunt.
There you go.
Wow.
It's not bad.
It's not bad.
I told you.
It's actually not bad.
It's not bad.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Look at this.
It's not bad.
It's not bad.
Fuck you.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Here here here.
Come here.
No no no.
No no no.
Don't taste taste.
You guys, don't do it, don't do it, don't do it, don't do it.
I can't do it.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, don't do it.
I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out.
You guys can do it.
You guys can do it.
Oh my god.
Catch all mustard, garlic, ranch, lemon, and frozen chicken.
Don't do it.
It's good.
It's good.
I saw bad it wasn't bad right it tasted like like tomato sauce yeah what
they're tomato is it right here yeah this is everything it's definitely shrimp
and the eggs up we struggled to yeah you did put shrimp yeah oh god I know
it's okay over there my soul it was fine and then all of a sudden I taste the
to catch up and bust your down my throat.
Yeah, yeah, you'll taste it, like,
once my eyes turn into watery and, like,
that's actually disgusting.
You know, that was the worst.
That was like...
Wait, hold on, hold on.
I'll be honest, you cooked shrimp.
Yeah.
Is it cooked, guys?
It says cooked shrimp on it.
Oh, it did?
Okay, let me see.
Where was it?
Down there.
Cook shrimp, folks.
Just frozen shrimp.
If that was, like, good to go,
like, you could eat it.
That is absolutely disgusting
that you put shrimp in there.
A shrimp smoothie!
Wait, is that an egg drop?
Yeah, I dropped soup, it was like a adult container.
Probably been here for months.
Bro, you're a good girl, I don't know how you do that.
I'm not kidding, when I saw a wrong girl, I was like, I just can't think of that.
And then it hit you, right? It hit you after?
I think now that I know this, I'd rather not have a normal listen there.
Because now that I'm thinking about the shrimp and egg drops,
bro, I haven't had Chinese food in like two weeks.
It's probably been there for like forever then.
I'm so dead ass we were just grabbing leftovers. We did way more than five things.
Yeah, we did like eye to eye with the H&A thing to that.
You're crazy.
Bro, I actually breathed on my throat. I thought it was coming up. I did as though it was coming up.
Wait, so what exactly was in that?
Mustard, garlic paste, rinsed, cooked, shrimp, frozen by the way
Frozen shrimp, brother
Ketchup, mustard, lemon drops, some like 3 months old
Oh fuck we should have 5 ingredients
That's not fair
That's no
Some 3 month old soup and shit like that bro
Okay take a shot
Take a shot
Guys, take a shot, you broke the rule
That's a no
You broke the rule, we said 5 vids
Here we go, grab the light
Take the fucking shot!
Oh! Bro, tell me if it doesn't smell like pizza though.
Brother, you-
I was gonna get inspired on this, bro.
No, it's not. Take half a shot, take half a shot.
Bro, it's totally-
Take half a shot.
Bro, that's some bullshit.
You said five, you forget it!
Bro, I'm totally-
Part of what I'm going for.
It's fine, it's fine.
Bro, it's fine.
It was not a fucking shot.
Nope.
Bro, you listed it was more than five.
Bro, you guys listed like eights out of a fucking shot.
Take it right now
Take a quarter do something. I quarter
Like you know the quarter is right
I wrote a quarter of this are you fucking
We got to resolve the chocolate
You might throw up no.
I've got that.
I had it started here.
Take it.
Take it.
Take it.
Take it.
Are you crazy?
Seven quarters.
Take it.
What?
Oh, that's not a quarter.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got you.
Go ahead.
That's not a death more than half.
All that crying.
Good.
Okay.
There you go.
Brother, that's less than half.
That's more than a rough digit.
Okay.
What was that jump?
Chump. What was that chump?
Here, here. Disgust.
Quickly. Okay, Marley.
This is 25. This is 25.
This is deadass. 25%
Come on, Marley, that one.
No chaser. Go.
Go! 3, 2, 1, go!
That's two, one.
Go, go. You need more than five ingredients.
Oh!
No!
No!
No!
You got to be good, you got to be good.
We said nothing like that!
We said nothing, we're gonna get out!
Watch your head.
No, you got to be good.
You got to be good.
Ain't no way, bro.
This thing up on the roof, the shrink, bro.
No, they're always saying we're making no bullshit.
Bro, it's just context.
He wore it on the roof.
Fuck!
It's just context.
He did cheat, though.
Cheated.
My soul, whatever that chunky shit is, you need to die.
Well, that's your hit or throw.
Oh, still pooping.
Someone said the same dude who eats tuna and...
Yo, fuck that guy.
Ladies, you got that?
I'm good, boss. I'm good, I'm good.
Holy shit.
Yo, that's nice.
That was crazy.
Loki chases some goodies?
Loki?
Dude, how can you even put anything in your mouth right now?
I just got to chase it.
I can't sit out on my stomach.
Nothing wrong with a little cancel off.
Bro, can we start the next thing?
Yes.
Should we move this?
Yeah, we should like clear the table.
Which table do you want to use? This one or the other one?
I'm going to call this one.
Bro, fuck that shit.
So what was it? Shrimp, mustard, Hershey's?
Let me drop some old soup for three months.
Oh my god.
All my soul but you.
That was the most nasty shit ever.
I used to wait in this business for life. I was not even favorite.
How's that favorite?
Cheated.
I did not cheat. I don't want to say anything about ingredients.
This is a struggle, literally.
Okay, so put it on everything I love.
If I did the same thing with Adam more than pie,
you would have been like, you have to take a shot.
I'm glad you didn't laugh a lot.
I'm gonna fuck this, it's hilarious.
I feel like I'm gonna go on here.
For what?
Yeah, yeah.
Well guys, look, you shared the food.
No, it's cool y'all.
You shared it?
I'm good, I promise.
I'll be good.
Okay.
Lady, next time.
Next time?
Yeah.
Okay.
Alright, tell me.
Alright.
Guys, another thing.
Why don't you tell them what you're doing?
Well wait, let's see if it takes a little bit of space.
That was fucking hot dog!
Oh, it's fine. I wasn't gonna eat it anyways.
Yo, my fucking stomach is like a fucking stomach for that.
Bro, from earlier you ate that whole snack box.
Bro, what are you talking about?
Oh, you ate that fucking two-side box.
I'm usually cultured with everything you guys say on the street.
Holy shit, let's just get that taste of my damn husband, even if we would grab a lot of this.
It's like a chap.
I have some words.
You don't want to take one shot?
No, I'm good.
Wow, come on, for the chat.
They're so happy, brother.
They're smiling.
They talk about how much they love you, bro.
I think that's a good one.
Oh, no!
That's Ghost Hunt.
Ghost Hunt? That's 520.
I'm gonna go see a chat.
Low key, how far?
Okay, another chat mic.
You know, I feel like, Marlon,
after this and the next thing,
next thing I think we have to end low key at the tunnel. Can we just check it out?
I still don't get what it is. It's a tunnel. It's a haunted tunnel. I just want to see it.
We can end there when we're all the way down with the next two segments.
Oh. What?
Jeff, Max or no? We're not going right now though.
Oh, come on Ma, are you scared of little ghosts?
It's just like I would puke, you would puke the ghosts.
Come on, bro.
The ghosts just want to touch you.
You all right over there?
Got the hiccups for you.
What?
I don't suspect it.
You're such a stupid piece of shit.
You're probably someone thinking about me.
What does that mean?
You're not driving the hiccups.
Is that what that means?
People are going to get the hiccups and you don't think about them?
Yeah.
Wait a minute.
Is that a true story?
Oh my God.
Wait, what the fuck?
All right, shall we talk?
Yeah.
Let's do right here.
Yeah.
Let's wipe this guy out.
Chat.
I'm going to talk to you guys.
Okay, everyone holds.
You're getting swapped.
You're getting picked up right now.
Yeah.
Okay, everyone holds you're getting swapped you think you're getting picked up right now
Hold check you got a nice angle of my lens, but
Laser so fucking cute
Take a shot me
Oh
I think your knee is gonna heal by being a fucking chubbler.
A gamer with food right next to him, he's got the for you.
Is this a piss chub on your fucking chair?
Wait is this for you?
Let's get the ingredients out, you have it?
You want to tell me what we're doing first?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Tell me if you know the challenge.
So we're going to attempt, for the first time, at least for me, I've never done this.
I don't even know how to do that.
I've done it.
So you're going to carry it?
I'll try it.
I'm going to do the easiest roll then.
Okay, Chad.
So what we're going to do is we're going to do mute blind, deaf, cooking.
Yes.
The Blind Deaf Mute Challenge.
The Blind Deaf Mute Challenge.
Drop on me if you know what we're talking about.
Basically, one of us is going to be blind, one of us is going to be deaf, and one
of us is going to be muddied.
And basically, the goal is that we're going to make a cake today.
Make cake.
Easy, right?
It should be fuckin' easy.
Super easy.
Wait, we should preheat the oven now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So let's start off by doing that and then I think we gotta decide who is blind, who
is deaf, and who is mute.
Okay, yeah, this is the thing.
The one who is blind.
The one who sees.
Okay, wait.
It's the one who gotta leave.
Okay, so the one who sees.
Well, two people can see.
So who's the most useless person here?
We're cooking, probably me.
Really?
But you know how to make a cake.
I don't know how to make a cake.
Ah, the one who is blind, gotta be the worst person here.
So who is the most useless person here?
We're cooking, probably me.
Really?
Ah, the one who is blind, gotta be the worst one.
The worst one.
I feel like I should be deaf.
Yes, so you'll be deaf.
I should be blind.
And you should be.
You did?
You did.
Please mute wrong.
Mute wrong, mute wrong.
Yo.
Hey, what do you guys want?
Red belt in it?
Oh, that's good.
Make it red, that is good.
Oh, let's see the ingredients.
Come on, let's see the ingredients.
Yeah.
What a chat.
We can only see them and then that's where we go from.
Chocolate fudge.
I think you're red velvet.
Red velvet could look you be sexy.
What about frosting?
Vanilla, milk?
I'm a vanilla guy.
Okay, so what are we determined to make this?
So you gotta get eggs, right?
And then like...
I mean, we gotta figure it out.
Like, that's it.
Like, the people who see you gotta read it in some way, try to find a way to communicate.
Okay, no rules, all right?
I'm about to say, what's the rules?
No reading.
Like I said, can we write things down?
No, no reading, no writing.
Nothing like that, right?
Okay.
Wait, what about when you eat the box of the cave?
You can read the box!
Yes, you can read instructions.
Oh, shit. So who's muting?
Is it me?
You gotta be, you gotta be mutted, yes.
Bro, you used to be mutted for what?
Uh, I'm probably going to be blind, isn't it?
Me, who more than he's done this for? It's a bad night, guy bro.
Bro, who's actually, wait, which, which role is like most, like, used to splatter?
The most used one's right with that one.
I feel like someone, is it?
I don't know, what's my thing? I wouldn't, bro, it's coming at you.
No, it's like, think about it, you and...
Yo, guys, I can't believe this shit you guys are saying.
You, every second, it's like actually getting on funny now.
Like, like, bro, me muted, like, what is that gonna do?
You and the people who see can still communicate with hands and stuff.
That makes sense.
Yeah, I mean...
If you guys want to do this to pick up your blind dept from you,
we can just do like a quick timer challenge.
Like, closest to 10 seconds.
Let's do it. Let's do it.
This guy's a YouTuber, bro.
This guy's a YouTuber.
We get to pick our own, because is there one that you want?
Yeah, let's do this.
I like this.
You can choose if you want.
Put the thing in here.
Like this.
Okay.
Not fucking guys.
I'm about to get this now.
Alright, let's see.
How do we even have this on standby?
I love using these.
Okay, so first closest to 10 seconds?
If you want to do it like that,
or however you guys want to do it.
Yeah, close 10 seconds.
10 seconds.
Pretty good, right?
Wait, so close to 10 seconds gets what, though?
And you only get to pick all of them.
So we'll all go, whoever's closest,
then second closest picks,
and then last is the second closest.
Wait, you guys go first.
I don't want to go first.
You go first.
I'll go first.
So it's just what I'm gonna say,
so let me just see it one time.
Just a...
Oh, wait, stop saying that.
I was gonna say it, yeah, totally.
Press this button, press this button, press this button, press this button, press this
button.
Alright, ready?
Okay.
And no distractions.
No distractions.
Alright.
I'm going to review it.
The Timmy method.
Not bad. Not bad. 10-66? Remember that. Remember that.
Alright Marlon, you wanna go or you wanna go back?
Fuck! Bro that's not bad. 10-66?
And it starts right when I'm pressing. Right away.
He's gonna be the worst. I'm not gonna... he's not gonna be the worst.
He beat me in the timer challenge in our video.
The balance is gonna be the worst. Alright. So I gotta beat 10-66.
Yeah. So you gotta get 10-65 or 10-66.
Yeah. 3, 2, 1...
What the fuck are you doing you were a minute because you did he was late so I thought I
was going to be early.
Okay, ready?
Are you all laughing, bro?
Alright, we're going right to the center, let's go.
How did I get the closest?
No!
How did I get the closest?
No!
How did I get the closest?
Damn!
Alright, you're picked.
I'm not going to lie.
Wrong pitch, whatever you want to be.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, I want to be deaf.
Okay, deaf.
I want to be deaf.
Okay, I pick next, then, right?
I pick next then, right?
Cause I'm second.
I'll be mute.
Oh my God.
Oh God.
Dude, I don't want to be blindfolded
for however long this challenge is gonna take.
That's honestly the worst one you could be.
Okay, all right, let's do it.
I'll get a blindfolded.
So he's dead, he's muddied, and I'm blind.
I'm okay with my earbud, suck the jab.
I'm okay with my clay.
Is that enough?
I'm gonna bash the foil.
That's gonna be enough.
Okay, so what way rug would I give her a blindfold?
What
Yo, I counted hella slow
All right, Chalice and um
I'm already gonna take a little peek so I know everything is at
You know I'm saying because I am gonna be the blimey pop in the next hour or so
Which is I mean I think I can like develop epilepsy out of that shit pretty sure um
Red velvet cake mix, okay. You know then mix cake water oil eggs. We got everything outside
I mean, what is this?
I just thought about it well, that people are not blind, that's so easy.
It's the only one I have.
Wait, I'm talking about you now, because it's looking that easy if you're not blind.
I just thought about it.
You just read it.
Yeah, but then you'll have to work together.
Yeah, but like, when you get it, like...
But then if he's...
Well, I'm muted, so I can't talk.
Yeah.
He can't hear you, and you can't hear me.
Lost in the heaven.
Wait, we need to preheat the oven first,
because that's going to take a long time.
Okay, preheat the oven.
This is not count. They're saying I need better headphones.
I think those are ass. I'm not.
Yeah, I just need better headphones.
Do you have better headphones?
Do you have like anything that can be super loud?
Like, not to say loud like...
Wait, are those not on?
Always cancelation.
They're just crying, bro.
They say I cry the most this chat is just cry baby. Damn the big time is 28 minutes. I
Think this is what it is because I just seen it
You can see it's super simple someone said the blind one is the one I gotta make everything like there's like there's like
Like you assigned a role basically I think that's what it is right chat
I think there's like a wall sweep.
So Chet, how does this work?
Blind one is the only one who can cook it, apparently.
And then the deaf one, what did he do?
Okay, preheating.
Keep going, keep figuring this out.
Wait, you've got ten of them.
Yeah, keep figuring this out.
Oh, I forgot the rules when we get this.
Close.
Hey, you're using the Timmy method.
Fuck! You know the Timmy method?
Yeah. Let me try that.
Bro, what's the rules?
Oh my God, you're close.
Alright, so who cooks?
The deaf one?
Everyone.
No, but like they said cert rules to the blind one does what?
Oh wait, there's certain rules?
Yeah, so it's basically like...
You gotta use your...
How do I explain this?
So, I'm blind, right?
So I gotta be the one that does it.
Oh, I mean, you gotta do it.
Yeah, exactly.
And then you were...
What were you gonna mean?
You were mute, so...
You got him.
And then I think deaf...
No, because when I did this video, we all did everything.
I bet.
Oh, there is no rules?
I bet.
I get better headphones.
You have noise cans in your head.
I wait.
What about one from my eyes?
Um, let's see.
I got blindfold right there.
Oh, yeah.
There's only one I found.
You got noise cans in your head?
Oh, actually, say here, do you have?
No, no, it's not actually a hassle.
So we need one cup of water, half a cup of vegetable oil, and three eggs.
Oh, but like, also, I don't need water.
Bro, I'm gonna be having to wait weirdest for an hour.
Bro, I can't see.
No, no, no, no.
Shit.
Yeah, that's the worst role.
Bro, how am I supposed to do this, dude?
It's gonna be hard.
I don't feel like.
So, one thing you all can't let me do is put the stuff in the oven.
Yeah, we'll probably do that.
probably do that because if I do that I'm probably gonna get third-degree burns
we'll do that oh shit y'all right I'll just your kitchen in advance
we always eat my kitchen for like messy cooking videos and stuff so
but watch my seniors so blind cooks you read and the deaf communicates to the
That's the rules. That makes sense.
But then death would also retail.
No, they're not allowed.
Oh, so I'm kind of...
So they're blind cooks. I would be cooking.
Then you want...
I show Speed gave me these. He sent them to me.
Are you serious?
I think I got a package where I got them to you.
I show Speed headphones.
So oil...
Oh, I can't hear shit!
Shit.
Hold on.
Okay, wait, red velvet?
Oh, you can't hear it.
Oh, I can't hear it, shit.
Red velvet, French vanilla.
Is he actually talking?
Yeah, I am talking.
You can't hear me, bro?
Chocolate, French vanilla, not red velvet?
Yes.
Which one, uh-huh, which one do you want?
What, which one do you want?
The red velvet, french vanilla, or chocolate?
Okay, okay, perfect.
We'll do that one then.
You good?
All right, do I start now?
Wait, oh, this loud as shit.
What song, what song?
Pause it.
Now what song?
Right now listen to Wolves by Kanye West.
Oh, okay.
Fake death equals funny. I can't. It's Chinese to kill themselves in game.
This is hard, bro. How did Marlin get 8.53?
So can I read chat?
Probably not, right?
Oh!
Damn!
I know where you're going.
He ain't got that dope, that dope!
Alright, I'm about to get it all the way to the fourth one.
You had a...
You were on beat until the end.
What?
Damn, one came fast.
Five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
It's hard, bro.
Five, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
Fuck!
When you don't do ten, like ten is that.
Oh my gosh
All right, where's where's part of that?
The heat would take a shit. All right 6.6 7
What the
He said points.
3, 4, 5, 6, 7.
Clothes, clothes.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.
Close, close.
close man suck a clicks bro where's marlith yo yo marlith like where the
fuck are you see there's a funny part about like a YouTube video like all this
wouldn't be in there but that's what I like about streaming like you guys get
to see behind the scenes see fucking constipated yeah I can hear check
Why would I play the music right now?
Show. I can't. I'll actually give it. Where's he going?
Oh, that was close.
Yo, where is Marlin?
Is he seeing a piss?
Maybe he's scared of cooking.
Nope.
Alright, last one.
Dude, low key or close.
Jesus.
Yo, can we go check on Marlon?
Alright, let's go.
Oh, he's here. He just heard the toilet seat.
Maybe he's going to just blindfold him.
I'm the one one he's a deaf one he's the new one we're gonna try to make a cake
See how it goes. Subscribe if you haven't. Shall we get into it? Subscribe. Let's do it.
Let's do it. Okay. So the goal is to make a cake. Yes. I don't know how to make a cake.
So tell me what you want me to start. So you gotta duct tape your mouth. You have tape?
Should I duct tape? Yeah. I'm just gonna talk. Maybe tape. Okay.
Wait, can we make a thumbnail first when you get the tape? Yes.
I don't want you to be too high.
Okay, what do you think?
Should I?
Let me try that.
I bet.
Here we go.
Hey! Hey!
Huh?
Spider-Man! Sex!
What?
Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah!
I don't want to say that.
Hey, hold on, yeah, land truck, I just put up with some food.
All right, ladies, let's do this, yeah?
Let's do this!
Wait, don't move, don't move, don't move, don't move.
Three.
All right, three.
Okay.
All right, ready?
All right.
I'm going to be loud as fuck.
I
Three two one go
Okay, you can hear me right
Okay, what can you wait can right here make those sounds I don't think so
Right got some eggs. I don't think so now
Okay, oh
Fuck wait, how much was that help more help me help me hey
Hey, help me, help me.
No, I'm not gonna lie.
Yo.
I don't know what I'm gonna do.
Hey, help me.
This is gonna take hours, Rob.
Listen, help me.
Hey, help me.
I like this song, I like this song.
You got some nine dishes recommendation?
Help me.
It's that murder music.
Hey, Red Velvet, you're next to the table.
Open this up.
I need to whip it.
All right.
with it. Don't worry about it. Okay. I'm going to put it right here.
You're going to read the chat bro. I'm going to put it right here. You're wrong. You're
wrong. You're wrong. You're wrong. Wrong. Wrong. What do you do with this? I need to
pour it. I need to pour this. I don't need to pour this right here. Bro, you can
walk around bro it's okay you're a good bro my loud all right first thing
are you guys hate this give it to me take it take it here oh that's it yeah
is it open you need this shit works is it open you know it's impossible to break
Take an egg with your palm.
You're doing good.
All good?
It's not murder music.
That should be it.
I gotta change the song.
Change the song.
Okay.
Can someone grab this?
I'm the most beloved on this shit.
All right.
Ron, where you at?
Give me a fuck.
Hey, what do I need next?
Do I need eggs?
Egg?
Can I help him with this?
I'm gonna help.
Why is he so loud?
There you go, bro.
Whoa, whoa!
Here, take this egg.
Take this egg.
Marlon, I'm gonna drop it.
Ready? Three, two.
Alright ready? Hold your hands up!
One, two, three!
It's okay, bro. Salmon alia. Good, good, good reviews.
It's this way. Hold that way.
It's pretty good. Rich in creamy milk chocolate.
Give it to me.
Fuck my hands so dirty.
Yo, Ruff, are you guys helping me out, bro?
Why are you over there?
What is she?
This shit smells good.
Yo, what is it?
What is that?
What is that?
Marlon, you have water in your hands.
Oh, water, thank you.
You gotta get into the bowl.
The bowl is to your right?
listen for audio ready yes listen for audio listen for audio listen for
audio and just empty empty are you gonna be quiet I can't hear if you're not
quiet empty I'm saying empty it right here right I'm gonna go out thinking right
in here empty is that fucking stupid empty it good fucking idiot should we
I can't hear if he's screaming.
So, why was someone here before?
Bro, I don't know what the fuck you're saying, bro!
Dude, we moved by, you're so ugly!
How did you bring a vine award or whatever the fuck it's called?
Vine? I'm not a fucking vine, dumbass.
Yo, what am I supposed to do? Am I supposed to get eggs? How do you make a cake?
Hey, have more? No, have Marlon do the oil.
Marlon, put in, uh, what?
A cup? Half a cup.
a cup. Marlon, oil in one hand, cup in another, half oil in a cup. Ron, Ron, I don't-
You got this! I'm telling you to stop!
Yes, tell me, tell me.
I'm gonna figure it out!
Yeah, but tell me where to- Ron, can you tell them to give me to where to pour it?
Yeah, let's do it.
Where, where do I pour it? Marlon, you have- here, hold on, hold on, let me take this
Okay
Hold on
Okay, ready hold it hold it hold it you fucking idiot
Hold it. I know what it's at. What are you looking at?
Okay, take the oil
Put half in the cup. I don't know where to stop.
Half of the cup.
Hey half of the cup.
I don't know where to stop.
I don't know where to stop. I'll tell you when to stop. Okay
No, look to the right a little to the right
To the right like this empty go
Yes
Stop stop stop. I think that's good. You missed a little bit, but it's okay. Okay. Now dump it right here
No fucking idiot
Yo, you fuck yo hold on I got some luck in my head. Hold on. No don't hold on
Okay, reach pick it up again here, but did I get it or I did not get it? No
Take the oil listen you got it. Tell me what you said for it up. Put it in the cup. Oh, yes. Is that good? Yes
I'm under it. Yes
No left
Keep going. We see stop
Stop, stop, stop!
Too painful.
No, too much, too much, too much.
That's good, that's good.
Empty it in, empty it in.
Yes, that's right, that's right, that's right.
All right.
Good?
That's good.
So what?
Bro, it's melting.
Oh my God.
Oh, that's the mixer.
I gotta put this around.
Bro, handle this business.
That's the mixer, yeah?
Damn, ladies, I can't believe you like fucking this
shit here!
Am I close to the thing like I don't want to I'm going here
Yes! Yes! Keep doing that!
I got this.
How is it looking? Hey!
How is it looking?
Keep going, bro.
Keep going.
What?
Girl I can't decide if you should say or say I'm talking.
I got teeth as I'm a mom.
I'm a man of my own.
Beat vigorously my hand for two minutes.
Marlon, it says you got to beat it for two minutes.
That's what it says.
You think beat it?
Is it vigorously or is that bad?
Fuck you.
Like, fuck you.
I'm not even talking to you.
I'm not talking about that.
I don't want to hurt me.
It sounds bad.
I think you use your hands.
With what?
For what?
I can't tell if he's throwing me.
No, no.
You've got to beat it vigorously.
What am I beating?
You're beating the batter, I think you're saying.
Can you hear me?
What the fuck are you about?
You're beating the batter.
You hear?
Am I beating it?
Not my hands, right this one
Yo party next to her is good. I don't listen to him. He's pretty good. Like I ain't no lie
Yo, are you listening? You gotta beat it. Yo, you're screaming in my ear. I'm gonna become deaf
I'm gonna be the one that becomes deaf in real life
It's a change.
Hey, hey!
Hey, hey!
Hey, hey!
Hey, man!
What are you doing?
Hey, man!
Hey, man!
Are you laughing at my joke?
Shut the f**k up!
No one is laughing at your joke!
Take a bite of Celsius, dude!
What is that?
Yo, is that a Red Bull?
Bro, fuck that!
Yo, you're a good boy, you shit all over your heads!
What?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Please, please, please, please, please, please!
I'm being serious.
Yo!
Let's start actually progressing!
Yo, let's start actually progressing.
Y'all are not guiding me.
No one's guiding me.
You know that.
You're not going to put oil.
You're not, no, you're not guiding me.
Marlon, you're not guiding me.
You are not guiding me, guiding.
I gotta know what steps.
I'm just putting on new music now.
Now I gotta darken my little music.
If it's your kid, it's Hayley on the floor.
Yo, Rugg, he gotta let Rugg,
He's got to listen to my voice.
Marlon's got to do that.
Yeah.
Give him an up.
Oil, little oil.
Yes.
Yes.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Yeah.
Mm.
Mm.
Marlon, I'm going to hold it.
I'm going to hold the back.
I'm going to hold the back.
You're going to hold the back hurt.
Marlon, hold the back hurt.
Now, don't mess this up.
Oh, I'm done.
If you mess this up, you are so fucking glad.
Ow! It's pissing me off!
I don't know what to say.
Rob wants you to hold the batter.
Yes.
Look for the batter.
Listen for audio.
Oh, okay, yeah.
I just beat my dick with these.
Oh!
Can you hear me?
Take your right hand.
Yo, I know what you're all about.
We chose the dumbest by the fire.
There.
Dude, what the...
Sure, sure, sure.
Alright, alright.
Alright, tall, let go.
If you let go, there you go.
I'm gonna tell you what I'm going to do.
Alright, 3, 2, 1, go.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
It's heavy, it's heavy.
How much, how much?
It's all on my fingers, shit.
All right, it's good.
It's good.
It's good.
It's good.
What?
Yo, Ron, Ron, y'all got to work together.
I don't know what I'm like.
I don't even know what I'm putting this in.
You got to shove it in the oven.
Yo, do you look at me when I talk or no?
I'm shoving it in the oven.
Turn right.
That is right.
Why, you want to sit up and already, right?
Mm-hmm.
I'm gonna sit up and already?
You're telling me this is no doctor?
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
What's he doing, bro?
Does he know what he's doing, bro?
Brother!
Take him to the fucking up and he's lying!
I was, yes!
I don't know where the oven is at.
What is he saying?
I don't know where the oven is at.
Wait, I'm gonna try to read your lips.
I don't.
Won't?
Don't.
Don't die, huh?
Rug, where am I going, dude?
You what?
I don't know where the oven is at.
Rug's guiding you to the oven.
Nah, nah, nah, nah.
You gotta die, huh?
This is too licky.
Straight, straight, straight, straight, straight, straight,
or some walking baby here.
foot straight.
Straight.
Left.
Left.
Left ะะฐ-la-leg week.
Before straight, straight.
Straight, straight.
Straight.
straight left, hard left, hard left, hard left, and then straight, straight, straight.
go around it, yep, straight, straight, straight.
how fuck you foist this up in that?
wrong.
what is he saying?
he just says it's hard.
how far is the up in that?
brother what are you saying?
straight.
left.
Left! Left! Left! Left! Straight! Straight! Straight! Straight! I'm changing this song. Straight!
Left! Left! Left! Left! Straight! Straight! Left! Left!
Alright, I made you do a circle because you're fat as shit.
What?
I said I made you do a circle!
I heard you the first time, how would you do that?
Why would I do that?
What?
Why would you do that?
Do I?
Why are you a fat piece of shit?
What is he saying?
Good?
I heard, why do I?
How do you do it?
You put it in.
That's a lot.
Oh, and God, Drake is blasting my ears right now.
I can't feel the heat coming from the oven now.
Am I close or no?
No.
I don't want to burn myself.
No oven.
I don't want to burn myself.
He's going in the oven?
Marlon, be careful he's saying.
Straight.
Straight.
Straight.
Straight.
Come on, straight.
Straight.
Yeah, sure bro.
Go ahead, sure, yeah.
Help him.
Help him.
What's going in the oven?
I'm going to guide you back to the kitchen.
I'm going to guide you back to the kitchen.
I think I need paper.
Wait.
Alright, you're in the kitchen.
I always put you on a snake bite.
You got a satellite bite, Tom.
A white satellite, a snake bite.
I've never been to the Shakespeare.
That's why you always want a white bite.
This wall is going to make my uncomfortable.
Tree, do you like?
Wait, is that it?
For how long?
For a minute?
Don't worry!
Some of you do the same stuff.
This is a wall.
Am I by the fridge or no?
Oh, God me.
No!
No!
No!
No!
What?
Did you got me wrong or no?
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Mm-hmm.
Yeah!
You dirty, dirty fucking boy!
Oh, stop that!
Where's he going?
The grease going.
Okay, maybe we make a side dish with it.
Okay, I found a conner.
I found a conner.
I found a conner.
I found a conner.
I can't hear you.
You taking it off for now?
Yeah?
Once you're on out.
Yeah, take it off, grab it.
Intermission.
Oh.
Cause we put it in the oven, we have 30 minutes.
Oh, easy.
Do you want to see the damage you did?
Oh, God.
You want to see the damage you did?
But we got it all.
For now, for now, now.
So we have to take it off.
You should wash your hands.
You have red shell on your hands.
Take it out of your hat.
Oh, shit.
Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, look at this shit.
Oh, it's that bad?
Bro, bro, bro, it was bad.
Hey, I'm not gonna lie.
When you fill up a full cup of oil and just dump it on the table, bro you put your hands
on it.
You put your hands in tzatziki sauce and you put it in your hand and then put it in the
batter bro.
It's going to taste like garlic.
Bro, this is like a bad week.
Wait, maybe we should swap for the next part?
Yeah, the next part is going to be taking it out and then putting it in ice cream
and stuff.
That should be easier.
Bro, that's fucking hard as shit.
Bro, I heard one thing you said.
Why don't you do something?
I'm trying to speak to you.
What did you say?
I just said, why don't you say something?
Because the things my brother can't really speak to me.
So you got to speak to me and he got to show you.
Wait a minute, can I make noise?
I feel like it's a little mickey.
If Marlon does it, whoever's blind, they have to do most of the work.
I was just going to say the other thing is dangerous.
What the fuck that?
Oh, oh my god, Marlon.
No, I'm sorry.
Marlon, man.
What the fuck you did?
Ah!
It's all good.
Marlon, it's all good.
Hey, Marlon, don't walk though.
Egg, batter, mix.
He didn't try to apply it as it was.
The only thing he did is put it in the oven because I didn't want him to burn himself.
That's fair.
Did I get you to do it?
I don't know.
Right now?
No, they said, run, switch to be muted.
I don't mind.
Bro, this shit is so-
What about- what if y'all just switch?
So you're gonna use the-
She's loud as shit.
Do you have your- I remember doing these.
I think I have a pair upon accident.
Oh, you do? Are they yours?
Well, we're not gonna do for another 30 minutes.
Damn, bro, a little intermission.
Bro, I'm not gonna lie, there's no people make real food with that.
What if they're just out for the cake?
What I've seen people do is make a cake.
I've seen people, like, build furniture.
furniture I don't know how I look he wanted that would have been fucking fire
to build furniture like an idea desk or something how's that possible
one person carry it okay like the nail like yeah screw driver but that's what
is and that's why you got to do it like people test it there's no rules but
there is because the blind one is obviously blinded you would get you got
to take instructions from him. But like, how he was saying the word and you got to deliver
that to me. Like, you see how I'm trying to say it?
Like, a muted person there.
Like, he was, he basically got to show you, like, look, tell him to do it, you're just
like the egg and you got to scream and that, you're like, let it rise. Like, you know
what I'm trying to say?
That makes more sense.
Yeah, that makes more sense.
Okay, yeah, you understand?
I understand now.
Yeah.
So if I'm muted, I got to guide Rook to the place that he's talking to.
I mean, they say he can't he's gonna be shot at because he's very good understand you
Is that cheese check we touch the cheese
I mean, I feel like it'd be impossible
They're saying no you can't touch can't touch me all three roles to work
I mean yeah so this next part what we're doing we got a frosting and then what
frosting cut, put sprinkles, you know, sprinkle sprinkles, yeah, that's it can we try it?
yeah
oh my god, a little cake though after eating all this I've had for us?
yes it is
is that bad for us?
it's bad, yeah
what are you doing with the meat sauce?
some cake to the meat sauce?
that's just, that's just, that's just
what are you doing with the meat sauce?
20 minutes? Probably? Yeah, about 20 minutes. Yeah, we put it at 6. So, it says 24 to 29 minutes.
So, we have about like 15 to 20 minutes. Those are the 20 minutes we need in the meantime, Mar-Mar.
Should we play pool? Come here, let's do a trick shot. Like trick shot in pool.
No, me and you versus you. I mean me and Mar-Mar versus you.
No, I'll put money on the line. Like real money.
I actually haven't played in a long time.
Check, quick intermission.
Okay.
Why is it wrong with me to go with you?
Boy, it's pretty obvious.
Why?
You're loud as shit, dude.
I can't hear it, so what are you going to do?
Obviously I'm going to fucking screw you.
Wait, did you step on any red sauce?
What do you see?
I didn't know.
I can't tell the point.
I didn't know what you said.
Okay.
I did low-key, but it's barely on you, see?
Okay.
You're good.
That was a nice big chat.
I guess I love the block, right?
Block.
Y'all, you know how much I can do this show?
I'm just gonna leave it to you, bro.
Really?
You can't lose to me twice in a row.
Come on.
Dude, I want to re-match on the core.
I'm not gonna lie.
How much was this?
It's like a tie.
I wanted to get one.
Like, 12, 13.
What?
You'll take my job.
Yeah, because this one's more for, like, show.
Yeah, I guess.
Like, the bottom, like, the design is super nice.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, the white one.
Can you see it?
The end was not expensive.
Oh, I could jump down.
I could have jumped down.
I could have jumped down.
I could have jumped down.
Bro, no basketball shoes are coming in.
Fuck, bro, I don't think you suck at basketball.
Is there a way I can get better?
I can't play.
Hey, you're crap, man.
You're still young, bro.
Like, you suck.
You suck.
You suck.
Oh, fuck.
But do you think I have a chance to, like, be like a prodigy still?
Probably not.
Why are you calling out money?
Never let them play the piano.
Yo, guys, I'm good at playing the piano.
I don't know where this hate comes from.
All right, mean bar versus rogue.
Come on, bro, I want a goopy and crack it.
All right, so what's the gift from that, maybe?
What does it get to?
I don't know if I'm that confident.
Well, that's a cool stuff, you know what I'm saying?
What?
Bro, this one's yours.
That's what it's called.
You go to places where they play pool and act like a ball,
and you put money down and you just fucking clean.
You got the idea.
I'm sorry.
This guy does it like this, right?
This one's mine.
Oh, that's preference.
I think everyone, I do it.
I do.
I hold it weird like I go like this.
Yeah, it's an idea.
I do it between my fingers as well.
Yeah, like, like.
Yeah, I literally love that.
I definitely miss these things.
All right.
Let me see the board.
What?
All right.
Let's go up here.
Chad, here we go.
We have our first draw.
Go quick.
What?
We take turns now?
Yeah.
Hi, Karamba.
Wait a minute.
You can make a single one.
No matter.
Not her.
That's not her.
Hold up.
Bitch, I love a lock.
Bro.
There's like not a good one.
Let's go.
Oh, it's a poem.
I swear a live row is pooled.
Come on.
Wait, wait.
I got you, Mark.
Mark, I got you.
All right, one second.
Can I show you a little bit?
Hey, come on.
Come on.
Yeah, I'm all right, look at this, ready?
This is what a real professional pool player does.
Just trust me. Do you trust me or not?
Let's do it.
Okay, you guys are straights.
All right, straights, yeah?
So, how's it going?
You wanna go?
I don't know, I don't know.
I bet.
Let's go!
Hey, watch the 15.
Right there, look at it.
Light touch.
Left side of it.
Light, super light.
Super light.
Okay.
Okay, I'm about a little light.
And I'm about a little light.
Okay.
Right, throw.
Hit it.
Wow.
Alright.
That's a good balance.
Damn, look at this.
Can you chip?
Oh no.
No.
Can you ball?
That's a stretch.
If you guys want to put it behind your back.
Yeah, that's a good one.
How about we just play?
Alright.
Oh, he strikes us all the time.
Dude, come on.
It's calling your name.
Strikes?
Yeah, you guys are strikes.
I bet.
I'm going to go for that tag over here.
Dude, come on.
It's calling your name.
Strikes?
Yeah, you guys are strikes.
I bet.
I'm going to go for that tag over here.
Oh, dude!
No, no, no, no.
Jamie, DJ, seriously, bro.
Every good player chews in your time.
Rotom Rays, number 205, fifth bank.
Oh, yeah.
Alright.
No, no!
Wait, wait, wait!
Are you serious?
I was on purpose too, by the way.
I just wanted to like show off a little bit.
Oh my.
Alright Mark, come on.
I got this.
Mark, take it.
I got this man.
Let's see where we're at.
We love you Mark.
I want the light touch right now.
I want the light touch right now.
No, that's all good.
That's all good.
It's all good.
It's all good.
That's all good.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god!
Marlon, are we good?
I'm not allowed to put this in the block right now.
No, I don't think you can get to the block.
Hey, well all it takes is to accidentally hit you by eight balls.
And I will lose.
How did you get this?
I don't think you can get this right now.
Hey, if you didn't get this right, Marlon, I would be...
Okay, I got you.
I got you.
That's all you.
Hey, Junior.
Yup, I put you in that spot.
No, it's not working.
Bro, I'm saying...
Order nine right there, a little touch up the right.
Get out of the way!
Bro, I fucking have to do this!
What do you need to do for God to do this?
You're gonna want to call in here!
That's horrible!
You said you need to do it!
So there you go, karma.
Come on, Mark, come on.
Wait.
Come on.
See if you guys can put it anywhere behind these two lines.
Mark, stick your skin.
No.
On this side, right?
No, on this side, but you have to shoot that way.
So you can't put it behind this hole.
Press out.
Oh, it's right here.
Right here.
There you go.
My look easy.
Super tight again.
Come on.
You want to shit talk, right?
Come on, do it.
Just get it done, Mark.
All right.
Take your time, take your time.
Why don't I say it?
Yo, yo, yo, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, damn.
Back in.
Wait.
Solid.
No, I made it, I made it right here.
We got one.
No, I'm solving it.
Is it?
Oh my god, we're going to fuck him.
That's hard.
What?
Oh, okay.
We're going to play for gifted, right?
No, no, no.
We're not going to play for gifted.
No, no, no.
down that one.
Come on, you know what to say.
The combo is always screaming to win.
Let's go.
Come on, bro.
Hey, it's a 1v6 right now.
There is a chance for me to lose, for sure.
You know what they say, bro?
The combo is always better than the win.
Come on, you know what they say, right?
You know what they're gonna say?
I'm gonna check this.
I'm gonna be right here.
That's the end.
That's the end.
What the fuck?
We'll count that.
We'll count that.
We'll count that.
We'll count that.
I've never seen him before.
He's pretty come back so I'm telling you.
Oh look at that, you got a perfect shot.
Tell me that I like this or that I'm in the middle of it.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Hey, no worries man.
I should be good to just keep the family.
No close backs.
Yo, oh my god.
Yo, you called me ass.
Oh my god.
I need to get my ball out of this.
Bro, we're too close to the corner, bro.
Bro, we just hope you just...
Oh no, that's your placement, that's your placement, sorry.
Yeah, I should have left you on my ass.
Look how perfect!
Nice!
Hey, I'm on your board.
You need to stop thinking about it.
You need to think about it.
Oh my God, you're actually ass!
How do you fuck that up?
That is a weird angle.
Alright, let me stop showing it.
Run, let's have some more, let's have some more, come on.
Alright, I'll set your little toes off the left on the right.
I got you, fuck that, go deep.
Oh, go deep?
No control.
Oh no, no, no, no.
That was tough, bro.
What is that?
It's fine.
Dude, why?
Alright, I'm not going to do that.
I'm not going to do that.
I'm carrying right now.
Please!
Do something!
Wait, what's that?
What's that?
It's a...
It's a...
Oh, I'm sorry.
You are sharing right now!
Please do something!
Wait, wait, wait. Get the orange one, bro. Please.
Show it to the chef.
Watch it. Watch it. Watch it. Watch it.
That's good placement, guys. That's good placement.
No, that's good placement. It's not. I mean, that.
That's...
He's not making it.
Please.
Oh, yeah. Orbal. Orbal. Orbal. Orbal.
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
That's not a ball!
Right here. Right here. Right here.
This way, that way, don't worry.
This way.
I think, bro, go put your head right in the angle.
I need the ball to land right here.
Oh yeah, that's good.
It has to be behind your knees, too.
You know what, you're good.
There we go.
It's the same as the last shot, okay?
It's a little hard angle.
That was your jump.
Bro, listen, I can't shoot this.
Shut the fuck up!
I have more in you!
Go, you're taking so much chances.
Bro, it's so hard.
Take that in. Take that in.
I'll do the right one.
I'm just curious, okay?
I'm going to put that weapon,
then you're going to put the Vibranian Atlas on there.
Then it's going to be over there.
I'm going to put this ball down here.
You finish the purple off and it's a black.
Easy money.
You can control, you can control, you can control.
Bro, you guys aren't giving me a shot, man.
Yeah, this is...
What is it?
I don't know, back to the front.
Same thing, same thing, same thing. This is so easy, bro.
You literally just have to get the ball across.
There you go. Got me?
It just went from a one to six.
It's a hard shot.
It's a hard shot.
I'm not going to lie.
It's a hard shot.
We know what they're saying.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Why are you going for this?
Shut up.
No way!
It's going for the time.
Oh, my God.
What am I supposed to do?
You just got to let it go.
Shoot and pray.
I'm not going to lie.
Just get...
Far as I can.
Are you sure?
You ain't going to make it hit.
Not the boat.
I'm happy enough.
I
All right ready
Hey, you touch nothing with this branch it's the same as hanging in
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
No!
No!
I mean.
Okay, so this is it.
Yeah, that's it.
That's it, that's it.
I got to tap it, I got to tap it, I got to tap it.
I got to tap it, I got to tap it.
No, no, just shoot as hard as you can.
Now, when you get lucky.
Oh no, I want to do the same.
Perfect.
I was gonna get it.
I was just, you're gonna get it, won't you?
Oh, you're not?
No, you got to just get it.
Scratch.
You can move it if you want.
Why not?
Yeah, he's stressed.
So where's everybody? You were here?
Anywhere behind the diamond.
Bro, I saved you.
I saved you.
Right there, bro.
I have a mind you.
To that corner.
Hey, brother.
You miss this?
And the rock won't have somewhere near it.
So, it's over.
I'll put it in your eyes.
You know what's gonna happen.
Yeah, bro.
We know what's gonna happen.
Why don't you just go up here?
You want that?
Walk a little.
I'm gonna go right here.
I think I'm better to go there.
Sure, bro.
At least pieces of me.
Come on, come on.
Come on, come on.
Come on, come on.
Come on, tell me what you want.
I want all of the corner of that knee, by now.
I'm not alive.
That's a dirty guess.
Barlin, you beat!
Come on, come on, come on.
Wait, I can't touch the black at all.
I scratch okay look run. I don't have any with that. I'm gonna watch this. I'm gonna hit that bitch
Hey, Liz. I'm gonna hit that bitch there right there at watch
Yeah, it's a baby
Yeah, maybe not I got it on this side bang bang
I believe
Oh, fuck, are you okay?
He hit me, he was in me.
How did that even happen?
Wait, what do we do with this now?
Do we just put it back to where it was?
Where was it?
I don't understand.
Whoa, what's he doing with my shot?
Nelson, come in too.
Alright, I can't, we lost, we lost.
Oh, wait, I can call up.
All right, I'm going to call it right here.
Wait, I don't think he makes this.
All my stuff, I don't think he makes it.
And if he fucks up the wrong hole, it's over.
I don't think he makes it.
It doesn't make it. It doesn't make it.
Oh my God!
Wait, is that a loss or a belief?
I think if you make the eight ball in and then scratch it's over yeah, I don't think
You lost
If I made that white ball I never know I make the eight ball and then the white ball
I know that's a wall, but I've never done it with just one.
Go play on it, play on it.
I'm down for whatever. If I took the L, I took the L.
That doesn't make you proud, Simon.
I thought it was only if you make balls.
I thought it was only if you took the L.
What's the problem? What's the problem?
Simon, hello?
I see you go all the way down.
Watch out.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Alright, I'm gonna go to the left.
What are you doing?
Yo, yo, yo, yo!
What are you doing?
You didn't think that's what he did
Oh you fucking did you mean this?
Oh my god
Oh oh yes
Yes brother you got this
Tell me all that shit
Let's just wait the game get it in
I think that bitch the wiper comes down every day one of these two
You understand? Do you understand?
Well the cage should be ready by the way
So we're gonna do it
Three minutes guys
Come on take a shot hold on to it
No, that's the backshot.
That's the backshot.
No, no, no.
That's the backshot.
That's horrible.
That's the backshot.
Barlain, barlain, barlain.
Remember, you call where we're going.
No, no, no, no!
I'm calling right here.
I'm in the mood.
That's the backshot.
I'm calling right here.
Okay.
You sure?
So, he goes to the A-M-O, I'm going.
No, no, no!
Oh my god, no!
Yes!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Hey, hey, hey.
Run, run!
It's right here.
Oh, brother, got it?
You did?
It's a bad angle.
I set myself up for that angle.
I'm going to go for it, not me.
I'm going to put my foot.
Game over.
Wait!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Game over!
No, no, no, it's not.
It's not game over, right?
No, because I'm going to be hate to it.
All right, guys, this part
will get right over there.
Brother, I did my, I carried you!
I'm going to hear that!
I carried you!
It's a lot of work.
You and Jack, that a lot of work.
YAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
YAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Okay, if you call me some, you're a cunt!
I'm just saying, mom, I'm doing this and they want the fuck!
Ain't no where, Mr.
Yo, there's no shop for Mr. by the way.
No, here's the thing, the hard part is this one.
What the fuck?
Wait, the hard part is, I can't get the white part in as well.
I can't get the white pole in as well.
Yeah, I do that over.
Share super light with this guy.
He can't even come down from the bottom.
Biggest out of my life.
This thing.
I'll bring Mattis, or Dean.
Wait, let me tell Lay something from me.
From me.
Lay something from what were we?
From you.
Oh, God.
I'm not talking.
I'm going to go.
Oh, yeah.
That's true.
That's true.
That's true.
All right.
All right.
What are you guys doing?
What's up?
Oh, what am I doing?
You don't mean why I'm sorry about what I did to you, right?
I didn't hear shit, but I just remembered that you can do some shit.
That hole right there.
Oh!
Dang it!
You're gonna fly shit down the road!
Ah!
You're gonna kick me!
Oh my God!
Come on!
Fucking trash!
You're trash!
You're fucking trash!
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
You're gonna fight!
Yo, you are so asshole.
My God, you made me so mad.
You're crazy!
Yes!
Yes!
Hey guys, Zeke is ready!
Let's go!
Yo, Ron!
Yo, you're out!
You guys, he's not carrying them.
How did it go all the way down?
Why are they spinning L, Ron?
What the f-
Yo, can we get an L?
I don't understand how that goes like.
Hey, yo, that's a crazy game.
Hey, 2v1, light work, nothing new.
Wait, it smells so good.
It actually smells like fire.
These smell like tzatziki for me.
Thank you.
You don't know do you want to go on you take me fresh to y'all
All right, so you understand rules you cannot this you got to guide him to snow you got to guide him to guide me
Calm stream now guys calm or chill everything's good
What?
Can I use your headphones?
Sorry, bro.
Can I give you the idea?
How do you even wear these, bro?
Mm-hmm.
Summer up in high school when we...
Can you put some freaking Katy Perry?
Ow, ow, bro!
Summer up in high school when we...
Bro, you just shoved me into my eardrum.
Ow!
I will be a friend.
Can you play Katy Perry?
You give me the tune and I feel when you give me a tune.
Hey.
All right.
Three, two, one.
Let's go.
Come on, let's go.
What do we do?
Hey, we have to take the cake out.
We have to take the cake out.
We have to take the cake out.
We have to take the cake out.
I'm gonna talk to him.
He's talking?
Hey, guide me through there on the ticket.
Yes, yes, he has to help you take it out.
You cannot do that.
Okay, hold on.
Yeah, cannot do that, bud.
Okay, I've turned off the oven, so now we have to get mits.
Mits.
I don't know if we have mits.
Go on, get me mits.
We kiss, but I forgot last Friday.
I don't think that's gonna stop the heat.
Yo that fucking guy's not a fucker.
That's his pistol.
Move the bar last Friday night.
Take him in the bar.
Wait, wait, wait, what about this?
Yo, I'm going to take it out the cave.
There we go.
Hey, I got to take out the cave.
I can give it to him.
Are you guys?
No, you're going to want to take it out of the oven.
Unless you want help.
Why are you holding my hand?
Get the fuck off me.
There you go.
All right, so you're going to want to come towards my voice.
Well, it's not mitts.
Hey, be careful.
Be careful.
It's not mitts.
Come on, it's in your mouth.
This is not mitts.
Yo, this is not mitts, though.
Can you ask Rugg if you have mitts, Ron?
All right.
Ron, ask Rugg if I have mitts.
Gloves.
We don't have gloves.
I don't think I have gloves.
OK, Ron.
Ron, Ron, can you get me on top of this?
Can I get like a wet rag?
I want this and then two wet rags over it so I can take it off.
That's Friday night.
You understand?
Yeah.
You hear me?
Yeah.
What is that?
Nope.
What is it?
I need guidance.
He's following.
He's following.
He's following.
I need guidance I need guidance to the oven wrong can you tell rock to guide me to the
oven please he doesn't know what to do with it yes okay you're using those as oven mitts
Okay, where?
Follow me.
Okay.
Follow my voice.
Follow my voice.
Follow my voice.
Follow my voice.
This way, yup, yup.
A little bit more to the right.
Bro, you're so dumb.
Okay, follow my voice.
Follow my voice.
Yes.
Hold it.
Whoa!
Okay, it's okay.
It's very hot.
Marla, turn to the right.
Wait, Loki felt like a...
Turn to the right.
Like a heat wave just hit me.
Are you open already?
It's too hot, right?
Wait, you open it and take it out?
What?
You opened it already or no?
What is he saying?
You opened it already?
He doesn't know.
Oh, he wants to open it?
OK.
No, no.
Moreno, no.
Oh, no, please.
Well, obviously.
Si, como donde estรก en el oven.
Is he mad?
No, donde estรก en el oven.
It looks like he's yelling.
Yo don't let it start in the oven.
Oh yo, I'm literally speaking Spanish, you guys.
Inoculars.
No binoculars.
Okay, okay, here, here.
Don't let it start in the oven.
I'm trying to move you, bro.
Oh, okay, yeah.
Okay, so come this way, be careful.
Watch.
He's scared, he's scared.
Wait.
What's going on?
No, no, no, no, no, you're not hearing me.
You're not hearing me.
Donde es da in el ove.
Take it out.
Yeah, change the song.
Change the song.
No, no, no, no.
I feel it.
I feel it.
He waved over.
Oh, I like this one.
I like this one.
I feel it.
He's waiting.
Is it under?
It's like under.
Oh, my god, that scared the fuck out of me.
Bro, what's that cold?
Take it out of the oven.
It's not cold at all.
He has to do it.
Can I guide his hands?
No?
I don't want you to get hurt.
So am I good to go?
Yeah, I could take it out.
Shut up.
Am I good to go?
Like, I'm good, yes, porenos.
Yeah, you can go in.
So you're going to say Spanish.
You're going to say Spanish.
Street, here, go to the right.
Go to the right.
I know, don't touch, don't touch anything.
It's mad hot right here.
What is up or down?
Up and it's down, right?
Oh, put it to the bottom?
Oh, he doesn't know how to...
Does it know to put it to the bottom?
Oh, it's up.
Yo, what's that?
Pick it up he doesn't know how to pick it up. Yo, this is the hardest thing ever. I think it's not too thin for me
Wash his hands
He wants us to take one side
What is happening?
I don't know what you're saying, bro.
It's dripping.
Ow!
Stop hitting me!
This is so hard.
You want me to take it out?
This is so hard.
You want me to take it out?
Take his hands.
Yo, run.
Oh, okay.
Communicate.
All right.
Be safe here.
Guys, I'm not gonna lie.
Is this too thin for me?
Fair.
Run.
Is it too thin or no?
Run.
Run.
Run.
Yeah.
Run.
I'll put them on his hands.
Run.
Run.
Run.
me what take it out yes look is it too thin or no okay I can take it out okay
to me I don't know I already said that I didn't ask you about the love that's it
careful I just asked you about the loves I see if they're too thin yo this is so
stressful no vote yeah yes yes it's a little thin or no oh I think it's good
I don't know. I'm guessing. Let me just do it. Let me just do it.
Is it good or not good? I think you're fine.
Okay. Okay. Let me guide your hands.
Okay, hold on. Am I in the oven right now?
There it is. That's the pan. That's the pan.
Yes. Yes. That's it. That's it.
But where is like, you know how there's like, um, like jail cell type of things, like up and down?
I think it's hot how close are those two each other so I'm nowhere like this. Oh take the whole rack out
No, no, no, I'm not talking about the racking
You can pull it out. I'm not talking about how close are they to each other
Why is it like taking forever to respond to me?
And who's grunting like is it am I supposed to understand what he's saying easily
So how far is it? Pull out the rack pull out the rack. Okay. I'm here
This is the rack. Is it hot? Yes or no?
Is that hot? I don't know.
You should be feeling it right now.
Is that hot? It gets hot after a while.
Okay, pull it out.
Slowly, slowly.
That's it? Slowly.
Yep, slowly.
Yep, keep going.
I'm pulling it.
Keep going. You're good.
Come on.
I'm pulling it.
Oh, it's not like more more more more more more more more more more more more more. Okay. Stop stop
Water water water. Oh my god
Okay, um the cake is hanging off by a thread here
It was so close to falling or what?
Okay, yeah, what the fuck is wrong doing is even here at him grunting
Yeah, I'm sweating bro. I'm sweating. This is bad all right. I'm ready. You're good to take it out now. Yep
Face face more to the right you're hit. Yep. Yep. Yep, and now straight up
There it is there it is that the grill or start the train the side of it. That's the trail to go
All side of it. Yeah, I'm asking if that's the tray or the grill
Yes, yes. Now make sure you have both supporters. Yes you are. You're good.
Trail or Grail. What happened? What? Is it a trail or a grail? I'm holding it tight. I'm holding it tight.
I'm holding a grail. I got, I got. Oh gosh. Okay. Why didn't you hold on to it?
Why actually go with the trail or the grail? You said yes. What the fuck? Whose fault was that?
Point me. What did I do? I asked you to put the shirt on the grill
Okay back to it back to it come on
It fell. What is it on the very bottom?
Okay, you can reach you can reach now. What is it out the oven or no? No
So I still got a pool. You still got a bullet. Okay, so I'm getting to the grill
Keep going give it to the grail go bottom lower lower lower lower it's right there. It's right there pull it out
So that's the grail pull it out. Is that the grail? Yes. Yes. Yes, so much pull it. What happened? No, no, no
Keep going keep going keep going
What?
Yes, I don't want to stop
Stop stop can I hold it from the side or no?
I'm gonna help you so do I grab the cake from above now or no let's lift from the
bottom is the cake up here or no lift from the bottom go under go under go down
lift the grill from the bottom yes okay so get down into the grill can I hear
your hand? No. Lift from the bottom. I don't know where the cake is at. Um, go down with
your hands. Okay, hold on. Now go straight. Okay, that's the bottom. That's up. Are you
okay? Yeah. Okay. Now let's lift it. Oh, that's the cake? Here, the side, the side. No,
No, no, this side, right there, right there.
Yes, yes, yes, now lift.
Okay, let's go to the table.
Oh, that's the cave, kid.
I thought we were still in the middle.
Follow me.
Okay, song ended so I could maybe hear you guys if you talk right now.
Oh, shit.
Yo, it smells kinda nice, guys.
That's good, that's good, that's good.
Hold on.
Let's put, keep going, keep going.
Okay, keep going, keep going, you're good, you're good, keep following me, and then put
it straight, straight, keep going, lower, lower, lower, drop it!
Oh, we made it.
No, that's a hairy ass arm, I gotta be wrong.
What the fuck?
That's rude.
Frosting!
Yeah.
So we got the cake, I'm gonna be with you.
Yes.
There you go.
Okay.
Him? Do it?
He needs to do it.
Oh, are you ready for the frosting? Yes, okay come closer
Do we need a knife oh
We have to take the cake out. Oh the case now
We can just leave it in. Yo, it's the cake not out. Oh, no, I
Can't right
Why are you laughing? Is the cake out or not?
Yes.
Oh, okay.
Uh, knife?
Oh, careful. Knife careful. No, no bueno.
Maybe a butter knife?
Oh my God, bro.
this beef.
Yo!
Oh, please, bro, dude.
Oh my god!
I just found them. Yes. What do you do then? Put them on or tell them. I just found oven
mix. Fuck you! Fuck you! I almost burned my finger off third degree. Fuck you!
What is the time for the icing or no?
What am I looking for, bro?
No wrong.
Can you ask me if it's time for the icing?
Hey Ron, can you ask me if it's time for the icing?
It's laughing.
You're good.
Yes?
Yeah, you're good.
I don't know what to like.
I'm saying this is a way for Marlon.
Stop it.
Okay, it's time for the boss to come up.
How are we going to guide him?
How are we going to guide this one?
Alright, it's in the frosting.
What do you mean by this one?
What am I fucking animal to you?
It means you put the frosting on the cake.
Is he okay?
Are you talking to me?
What?
Are you talking to me or no?
You're my translator.
No, he's your translator.
Oh
Me oh Marlin it's time for the frosting oh it is okay, so it's been waiting here for ten minutes
So why don't you go towards the table? We're not gonna guide me. I thought I was giving the night
This is okay. Wait here hold this
There in the frosting what the fuck is this it?
Now be careful
Oh guys guys, please can we do this?
I'm begging you.
Bro, put the crossing on the tape bro.
Put the crossing on the tape.
Yeah, but guide me to it.
Help him?
Oh, is it still hot or no?
Don't touch the pan.
But here's the cake.
That's the cake.
That's the cake.
That's the cake?
That's the cake.
Yeah.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Wait, do you think this is hot?
Can y'all feel that it's hot?
Oh, it's good.
Oh, you're gonna, you're gonna hold it.
You're gonna hold the pan.
Also get it.
Oh!
He's lying.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
The frosting is right here.
here. Oh I feel it now. Just give me the frosting and I'm good, trust. Am I in it? Yep, yep,
yep. How much do I do? Scoop it. All of it, all of it. Yep, now the cake is in front of you,
spread it on there. Okay, okay. Oh I got dirty feet. Yes, that's the cake. I'm gonna drink my shit.
Spread it! Put the damn frosting on the cake! Oh my god, please stop.
Okay, okay. Oh, that looks fine. Okay, relax. Oh, not too much. More, more, more.
Like that, a little more frosting. Where is it? Yep, yep, yep, yep. Hard. All of it, all of it.
Nice, nice. Now, back on the tape. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, right there.
Right there, a little to the left, a little to the left.
Ow!
A little to the left, yep, yep, yep, now, yep, flip it, yep, there you go, now spread.
Spread it.
Oh, I feel it right here.
Good job.
Am I still go icing?
I feel like I have a lot, no key.
A little bit more.
A little bit more.
Hey, it looks good.
It looks good?
The cap, the cap, the cap.
No! Stop! Stop! Stop!
Should we go for the sprinkles?
Why are you telling me to stop?
Why are you telling me to stop?
More frosting.
Hey, why are you telling me to stop?
Marlon, can you grab the spatula again?
Uh, sugar on it.
Bro, what is that?
Oh, it's kinda sweet.
Yo, somebody get that fly outta here, bro.
Here's the frosting.
Scoop it one more time.
They just got me in there.
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
Get a good one in there.
side, scrape the sides and phenomenal whole line. Okay now the cake to the right
down, flip it. Okay, that's GG's, that's GG's, bro, that's GG's. What happened? Wait I missed the whole thing on all.
Okay we got another frosty because you messed that one up bro, lift that up.
You said flip it in this one
Or is another there you go all of it all of it. I love
Wait, no mad heavy
How do I do it talk?
Yo, yo, yo, are we crossing the fucking hands?
Dude this reminds me of my grandpa's I can't take it.
Alright, let's top it up with some sprinkles, huh?
Oh, are we good?
Are we okay?
Yes, yes.
Why'd you laugh?
Go ahead, go in with the sprinkles.
Grab the sprinkles on the ball, okay, there, now pour some, pour some, pour it, pour it,
pour it, pour it.
What am I at?
Yup, right there, and go all around, go around, not in one spot, forward, forward,
okay, a little bit more, bottom, bottom, bottom, yup, yup, and straight, okay,
Street yeah that's it that's it done done
Done wait can we take these off good mix it
No, it's good can we take these off
Hold for writing it. Let me say to write something. I was gonna say that was the worst experience of my life
I feel like you're like low-key doing a good job or not.
I thought I was doing a great job, but then it got to you on your chin, bro.
But then it rugs over to stop, so I was like, what the fuck?
Maybe because you started ripping my teeth.
Your cake started tearing and then it was like...
The hardest part was you taking it out of the fucking oven.
Wait, wait, what was...
I was trying to...
No, you kept telling me...
The second round was on the first or the second round.
Yeah, but he was saying like some dumbass shit.
He was like, is this the grail or the rail?
I'm like, I don't know what the fuck I'm saying!
I literally couldn't hear anything.
Bro.
Well, I hope the boys can see if it tastes like a thing.
I mean, this is not bad.
Bro, look at the mess you made.
Look at the chaos, bro.
We're gonna solve it all.
Come on, Derek.
Awesome.
Alright, Karamba.
Fucking boss.
Jesus Christ.
I'm talking about letting them pee in the roof.
That was wrong.
That was not me.
Alright, let's see if we even made a good game.
We're gonna try it.
Yeah, we gotta try these one by one before we clean up.
Alright.
Oh, I'm sorry.
No, no, you're good.
Yo, clean your face!
I'm trying!
Wait, you got three quarts?
Yeah.
Bro, I'm not gonna lie though.
Why does it kind of look great?
It kind of does.
Marlon, you ready?
Don't get trolled.
Well, cause like you never know, it could just look good.
It's like a cup of oil.
I'm gonna be sick.
What if it oozes oil off the side of your mouth?
I don't want to do that much.
Okay, there we go.
I don't want to get less frosting.
All right, well, Marlon's eating the frosting.
All right, let me get the other side,
and you guys can eat a little bit of those
next time you turn it out.
Okay.
That was a lot of it.
That took how long?
That took forever.
An hour and a half, maybe?
Yeah, that took forever.
That was a blimey.
You were the worst.
Bro, I tried to ask if it was a grail or a rail.
What does that mean?
He said it's like a jail!
It's like a jail cell. It looks like a prison.
No! I don't think he says it on the top or the bottom.
I tried. I said am I going to keep pulling?
He said you got to keep pulling the cake, but it wasn't the cake.
And then it fell out of your eye.
Yo, what the hell?
It was hanging off the side by the biscuit.
It was ready to be scary.
That was scary.
Alright, cheers.
Oh, hell no.
It's very crazy, isn't it, it's like much.
It's not horrible, but it tastes like oil.
We did put more than half of that.
Yeah, let's try it, the middle tastes like straight oil.
Am I just probably because you guys didn't like cold, so the middle tastes like hot.
Wait, look, the edge is not bad, the edge is burnt.
Holy shit.
Hey, that's not bad.
It wasn't bad.
That wasn't bad.
I'll be honest with you.
Who carried though?
Bro, I don't know.
I think the swap was a good idea though.
Bro, holy shit, that's hard.
I can tell you're getting stressed.
Yeah, I'm getting stressed because I'm trying to read Ron's sons.
Also, the cons that Ron was getting from Marlon was like...
He's the worst fucking community eater.
He's just saying nonsense.
Like, I just...
Yeah, well, I was grabbing the paddle.
What, bro?
What, bro?
I have bees in my air?
I'm getting fucking snagged in my ass.
Come on.
What the fuck is going on?
It's just a ground arrest.
I know it is.
Where are you fucking asking?
You know, me and Lacey took the biggest burrito, and it wasn't a mess here.
Bro.
Bro, this is crazy.
No, no, no.
Look at this mess here, man.
That was horrible.
The hardest part was the fucking oven.
This is crazy.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Look at this mess.
The hardest part was the fucking oven.
Yeah, oven is crazy.
Bro, you gotta understand,
if you were blind, go in through a fucking hot ass heap.
I'll just say, I'm actually the scariest thing I've ever seen.
I think you should do that.
What's your blindfold?
That's dangerous.
It was good though.
That was good, Cheyenne.
I'm happy with that, bro.
The result was fire.
It didn't look pretty, but it tasted good.
Yo, what is an actual burger?
Oh my god.
All right, so we'll do the last thing.
Yeah.
Let's do it, let's just.
Should we, yeah, scramble it a bit.
Okay, okay, quick, quick, quick.
I'm gonna prep the meats.
Just get it on this.
You go on this.
You do that first, I won't be down here.
We'll go on this.
Do you need to have OBS?
Right here, OBS, without streamlined.
It doesn't matter.
OBS, and then I can put it in the ingest.
Oh, damn.
You have me on this for a minute.
Slate, can you do that for me too, please?
You just need my second ingest.
Oh yeah?
I don't know, I'll just put it on there.
You didn't, you didn't take it?
Take off your shoes when you come up here.
Yeah, okay.
Chad, what do you all think about that?
Chad, what do you all think?
I think that's a-
That's hilarious.
That's a banger on YouTube, bro.
Bro, you're just an idiot.
Like you're actually just an idiot.
Like, you are actually a worker.
Talking about, there's a bee.
Yeah, there's a girl like,
I thought you had a fucking bathroom to open.
Hey, where does it get to end?
I think middle, I think where you're putting them in,
except just, yeah.
Hey chat bro, last thing we're gonna do,
it's kind of like, like,
place a little wholesome-
Not as a wholesome home on my mind.
Before the sun sets, the sun,
we're gonna basically give back to community people,
we'll see people's reactions like small streamers.
So, let's get a tall on the chat maybe.
Bro, I'm not gonna lie.
You're actually a burger.
I'm not gonna say-
We could go to the tunnel,
Wait the ass rug if he has time.
Yeah.
We could see it.
Oh, one, please.
Two.
Bro, we actually need a fucking ass.
That's fine.
It's easily cleaned up though.
Worth it.
Holy shit, bro.
We ate such bullshit today.
Like, I'm not gonna lie, bro.
Like, I can't believe you made me eat all that bullshit.
What?
Bro, one more time.
I made you hold the red ball.
What?
The what?
Oh, yeah, you hold a red ball.
Are you f**king...
You're like, what is this? Why not make me like you?
I thought, I thought, I thought I did not say it. I thought, like, thank you f**king...
For doing me what I actually like.
It was fun.
I thought you f**king made me so sick, bro.
I should have made him drink it.
And he was like, mmm, mmm, what is this?
It's f**king...
Put it on, he wants me to clean this stuff.
Bro, he doesn't have any of the fucking aloe vera drinks?
Oh my God.
So good.
I got you.
Here, maybe put that thing.
Well, low key.
I think I should throw this away.
Don't all eggs have salmonella right now or whatever.
I don't know how many eggs there were.
Cash bags or no?
Why would he have that?
It's not open.
No, it's a treatment now.
No, it's just certain brains.
You know blueberries are killing people
Unless I was getting fucking
Well, it said people were dying from that's what it said
Aware
What do you think of Celsius?
No, because bro, the thing is we had eggs, like we had eggs.
What do you think of Celsius?
Oh, so it's the best you can order.
Should we go upstairs?
Let's just put all of this shit in the shi-
So imagine actually jerking off in his game room, like that shit is alive.
Oh god, it's on my headset.
I'll be honest.
I mean, that's kind of what I meant.
Honestly, what do you think?
Like, I know a rug back in the day did, you know, let's get a girl, whatever.
You know what he's like, you know?
I think he was closer to you than I know.
I mean, 1102.
I guess we'll never know.
You think we can find any, like, freaky things?
Like, what if he's like...
No.
I just thought about it.
We checked Rugg's search history, and this is what we saw.
Oh, that's not bad.
Oh, I'm not such a fanatic.
I was just like...
Like, being in, like, a cage.
What the fuck?
Come on.
What all that got to do?
Can't go wrong.
There you are.
A little W rug maybe?
Clean up the rest later.
Clean up when I have my pants.
Honestly?
I'll have to stand in the water a little bit.
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
I'll welcome all of this later.
Oh
Nice all right boys go upstairs. Yeah
She said she's a gentleman should we still miss your cross first up
Yeah, how many times is waiting?
Let's go, bro.
Let's go, boys, let's do something for the community, man.
Let's do something good for the community, man.
Wait, bro.
Hey, bro, let's do something for the community.
Wait, shoes, bro!
Look here, we all went up there with our shoes on.
I said no, I didn't say take them off.
Agree?
Yeah.
Get it?
Get it?
Wait, is it... is it red?
Bro, take away from me, you fucking freak.
She's off, she's off, she's off.
Or if you really want me to go to the tunnel, bro.
What do you want to do?
I want to...
I want to give back some fucking small streams, dude.
I'm on site.
I need to.
Wait, can we open the windows?
Yeah.
Oh, this is such a nice room.
Bro, it's literally my favorite.
Because you know what, there's three mecha-chameleons hidden in here.
Where?
I bet you can't find them.
Where?
Okay, one's over there.
Let's see if you can find it.
Look really close.
Holy shit.
Look for a mecha chameleon. It could be anywhere.
It could be anywhere.
It could be anywhere.
Is it in this corner?
Over here.
Could be anywhere.
Could be anywhere.
No!
Fuck it!
What?
I found a beckham, bro.
I found a beckham, bro.
When you look around for the beckham, well, I figured it was out.
Where did you get that sound from?
You have speakers?
Yes.
Some speakers.
It's how they're going to hear it.
So if I could come like, try to turn it on.
Oh yeah.
Do you want it through the speakers?
What?
As long as we can hear like, we seem to be able to hear them, right?
How do you guys know where? I'm not a tech. What? I'm not a tech guy.
Pepsi! Can we switch to here? Pepsi!
I actually noticed I'm getting a headache. I got a stroke.
No, I mean, that's it.
Can you send me my ingest on this one?
Wait, do you have the scene like, reacts on that one?
Okay, yeah, it does.
We're gonna move us up to the corner.
I think it's a little smaller.
That looks good.
Yeah.
What about us, what about us, can I hear us or is that going to go through here?
Well Mike is it, that's plug-in, do you know, is it plug-in?
It's this one, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, should be, yes it's that one, try that, Allah, Allah, Allah, Allah, Allah, Allah.
What's your discourse?
It's not Mike anything.
What's that showing?
Is it on?
Is it each?
It is, yeah, yeah.
It should work because it's connected to this.
Oh, it's just, hello.
Move.
Yeah, that's it.
Okay.
That's it.
Hello, hello, hello.
Hello.
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello.
Okay, that's good.
Okay.
Should be good, boys.
Cool.
I'm going to be in the middle or wrong?
Yeah, you're going to be in the middle.
Okay.
You have to ingest.
Yeah, I'm going to try and get it right around.
Do I have to go on that one website?
What is it called?
What?
Um, you're gonna do shit, I should be getting this one.
Oh.
A-Law, can you just type it bro?
And this word, this shit doesn't work.
Snake, can you talk to A-Law about it too?
Oh.
You sitting in a fucking...
Madagascar?
Dolce de Bonnet gaming chair?
No way.
Oh, is that Dolce?
Oh yeah!
Oh my god!
Why is that a spot?
That was in the other room, I forgot.
I don't use that anymore.
When we peaked in there, I saw it, but I don't want to say anything to be wrong.
No, no, it is.
That's, that's...
That's it for me, I'm gonna call out, right?
All right, you open up your Discord?
Yes.
Don't shut up.
Is this yours, right?
Don't worry.
I'm gonna get it, dude.
Oh, you can open up your Discord, yeah.
Okay.
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna check my YouTube chat, man.
You're streaming on YouTube?
Oh, you're streaming on YouTube?
Always, yeah.
Really?
Damn, okay.
Man, it's doing pretty good.
Really?
I'm just starting doing that.
I don't know how long it's gonna go.
Can I ask you something?
Oh, a little bit.
Yeah, it's gonna be okay.
Yeah, it's gonna be okay.
Okay, I haven't done it.
Is it worth anything?
I think it is, bro.
What is going on YouTube?
Check!
Outlaw, does that work?
It matters.
Outlaw, does that work?
Outlaw, what's up, Outlaw?
You
Okay, it works so wait keep it wrong. You make sure your shit changes to that. We can shut this
Come on
Yes
to hear them. It does. So they could hear us. He grabbed your dick. Yeah. He grabbed your
dick double twisted it. No. He like grabbed me by my shirt. Jacked me up. All right, so
all right. Chad is it good? Chad, we're good. Wait, how can we read Chad? We could have
both. Wait, they're saying, huh, grab his dick. Oh, Lacey. Oh my god. Chad, is it
good? Yes or no? They're saying the mic just might be low. Can you put it louder
Oh
Okay, that better better or no, we're just too loud hello hello
All right
Shall we explain another segment welcome guys
Um, wait, who's this? Who's chat is that your chance? I think where that's rocks chats. I'm running your chat my chat
Yeah, I think so no way you're in your offline chat. Oh my gosh
What up chat? I don't stream anymore, but thanks for the love
Yeah, I'm sure
Is this yours I don't know
How do you know who's gonna be a first birthday to rough line?
You got it gotta be the only one connects to someone else's stream. Yeah, cuz people have streamed on my
Hi, oh, yeah, it's Jason. No way
Yeah, I remember now. Oh
All right, okay
next segment
All right, well you want to explain it maybe okay? Okay? Can I do a YouTube intro? Yes
All right guys, welcome back to a brand new video today. I'm here with Ron and Marlin
and we are about to donate to small streamers.
Let's go.
I love giving back to the community.
A little humble thing to give back.
Yeah, exactly, give back.
I say maybe we start small, then go big.
Yeah, wait, you've done this before.
How did you do it before?
So I just went to.
Like, explore page?
Yeah, like, I think I just went to just chatting.
Also, anyone who we go to, yo, be nice, be cool, be cool.
Yes, always.
Be good, yeah.
So I think I do viewers high to low, and I just scroll.
Oh, nice.
I just scroll all the way down.
So should we show you in there or not yet?
Oh, should we or no?
How do you want to do this?
So do you want to just,
Chad, what are you thinking?
Do you think we start like small?
Do you think we start big?
What are you thinking?
I think we should do all the smaller streamings, no?
Yeah, like small big donations.
Small big donations, big donations, what do you think more?
Like low, low.
What do you think low?
Yeah.
Like a dollar?
No, you mean like,
I'll just make the viewer wise.
You want to do like one get,
should we look for people on like certain tags?
Yeah, yeah.
We'll do um, we'll do just chatting first and then we can go to like fortnight cool
You know like 10 15 people. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay. So should we go to one that has show first?
Maybe should we just look around twitch? Yeah, how do I do it seem to no reacts reacts?
There you go. All right. Okay. I see you go all over our category or just just chatting
Let's do just chatting first. I think just Janik is the most popular so
I think we all get on our own or do you think we just get from one because I think if we all get to file
Like it says rug Marlon. Yeah, that's why I do that. Yeah. Yeah, okay
Oh wait, he's right
Okay
Yeah, okay
Hi, who do we do here? Who do you want to find taking calls and giving advice? Okay?
You see dude, it's hard because there's so many streamers. Yes, man
Who like do we get what it first of all? How much are we gonna get first in five?
I saw you get to eat five dishes. Yeah, and we like up it and up and up it right tap pick a category
We think in should we do like oh what in the fuck?
One on this site
There's a lot of you know, you know what I realized there's so many streamers like how many so many
Insane amount of shimmers learning OBS. Oh, that's kind of cute. That is kind of
Corkin
Okay, well let me just take a break and save money man, what it's a
Hurry in during the Jeep make this the summer event for a great American deal get 0%
finance
Payments for 90 days
No
That's the getter he's gonna have a reaction
See your San Diego cheap brand dealers
Hosted by somebody check can y'all hear okay?
120 viewer
Oh, you could be getting bonned or something. No, no, I think he's getting
Wait, he's looking at her stream. I think I give the foggy foggy. Oh Chad audio good. I'll get how do I do?
Oh, oh, I see wait what oh
Oh, yeah, Gigi's mine.
What?
I give their five.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Hold on, hold on.
Hey, boys.
Hey, boys.
L-Marlon.
Yes.
What?
Yo, nah.
That's insane.
What?
Oh.
Keep it up, man.
Let's go, bro.
You're on day 31.
Keep grinding.
Checking y'all hear him?
He's muted.
We hear him.
Wait.
Checking out here. He's muted. We hear him. Wait, can they not hear it on our end?
No, it's not that one. It's not that one. It should be that.
No, no, no. Should we not talking?
Should not talking?
It's this one. Yeah, for sure.
He's not talking.
Look, if he talks, it'll...
No, no, no. Should we not talking?
Should not talking.
Yeah, for sure, you got talking you can hear us right he here is look at you talks it'll
know what wait I hear him check and you'll hear I am too yeah
yeah it's got no look it's not talking oh that's his friend oh that's his friend
He's in this you know here. Oh, yeah, we can hear you
Bro, we can hear you don't need it that whole time that whole time. Yeah, this guy's a burger, bro
Yeah, you're good. You're good. You're shaking here
You know
Yo
Keep grinding man
Why did you have that in the title?
No, I mean, it's not really.
Thank you so much, bro.
I said 200 views, bro.
He's watching us.
We haven't even announced that.
Let me go.
Hey, man.
He got it, bro.
We got OBS and, um, yeah.
Good luck, bro. Good luck, bro.
This guy's tweaking, bro. He's got an echo going.
He's got, like, everything going, bro.
Just chatting or I don't know what do you think suggest minecraft minecraft let's go minecraft low-key
Okay, I don't get
Scroll all the way down. I was actually a good minecraft player. He actually be I'll be my bro
I've never beat minecraft. I'll be doing myself to are you serious? Yeah, be doing people
I don't think more than could ever like win minecraft beat minecraft
Wait, were you guys did you guys not do something where you were chained together?
I'm gonna be the guy to tell you guys. Yeah. Oh my god. I tell you guys Marlon fakes hardcore minecraft
I said it I said it I said it why did not it was a texture pack and they faked beating it
David they were the five. Oh, she's made sure money back nice
Who we think it here? Who you think it here?
Let's see it's called it. I'm sorry. No, anyone would like ten of you was maybe yeah
What about like right there?
grand community server
Glad you could be here
I
Don't even think he knows who we are the week is it? I don't know
Bro we got
Dude what is happening?
What is happening?
What is it?
What is happening? Wait, dude?
Dude, what the hell is that? I wasn't even rated. I
I wasn't even rated. What is happening? It's not a raid. What the fuck. I'm so confused.
Wait, was he crying or am I fucking? What? What is happening? Stabler. Stabler. What the hell?
what is happening wrong yeah what is going on
what is happening Marlon what the hell is happening oh my god yeah
Get them
I have no idea what's happening. I have no idea
Why are you guys so amazing?
Shit
Breaking my alerts I just fixed them you just fixed them
For years
Keep grinding though guys. Yeah, W. Man is going to explain his favorite
What category
See
Yeah, I'm down. I'm down. I think we end it maybe off with like either like 50 or 100 each. What about do we do?
IRL check our fortnight fortnight, baby. Yeah, fortnight. It's my fortnight. Yeah, let's go down
There's too many streamers. I'm not going to lie bro. This is crazy to look at chat
How many people like are streaming every day on twitch? Like what is the number? Like is there actually like a
A distinct number has to be like it's literally so like not eye-opening, but it's like
Bro, there's millions of people they're saying because I imagine in a 24-hour span how many people probably click the go live button
Yeah, bro, I'm like half of them like at the bottom like they would just never like
She has ghost space in the background that's awesome. Let's go
Let's see people will start typing right now
I
I'm getting spammed with followers on Twitter. Hello! I'm sorry! I don't even know what to say!
What is going on right now?
This is so cool.
What is going on right now?
oh my gosh he's crying
oh my gosh he's crying
oh my god
oh my god
oh my god
oh my god
oh my god
oh my god
damn shelly you deserve it man
you're doing great
you're truly doing great man
get this dub though
dude i don't even know what to do
oh my god
What else you see?
Let's go on.
That's awesome.
Thank you guys.
Thank you guys.
Lizard.
You got some cringy.
Lizard.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
No, no, it's all good.
It's all good.
Let it out.
Lizard.
It's all good.
Lizard.
Oh my god.
That's so nice.
I didn't even get a ring.
I don't even know what to do.
She doesn't know what's happening here.
She doesn't know we're seeing you.
You're watching.
We are.
We are.
We are.
We are.
We are.
We are.
We are.
We are.
Oh, there's no way.
I don't know.
Hey, if you win the game, you get 1,000 gets to buy a rug.
Lizards.
Yeah, all of us combined.
Guys, we're in 5th place.
Oh, we're in 5th place.
We're in 5th place.
We're in 5th place.
Wow, that's insane.
We're in 5th place.
We're in 5th place.
Oh my god.
Dude, this is like.
Lizards.
Doesn't this like motivate you guys?
No, it does.
This is the type of shit that I chat with everyone.
What's coming?
It's so quick.
We got John.
At least exchange me, juice.
Oh my god, ZB, all the guys, thank you guys for being here with the actual head business.
It's insane how like one guy can change something.
I know.
It's the way to do it right now.
It just does so much.
I don't know how much it can help someone like a different person.
Actually my name's Shelley.
I'm the boss boss.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Imagine like her streamer, what does it call it afterwards when she sees it?
And it's like five people.
Yeah.
You never know just that extra viewer and who knows maybe
Yeah, she just keeps crying like oh
Yo, she bought a thousand
Yo, I thought it was insane
Did it go man
She might have to get rid of that pen in the middle she want to keep playing game
Oh, that's crazy.
48 subs, guys, with all the gifted.
Come on.
We need to see 1,000.
Come on.
We need to see 1,000.
There we go!
Yes!
Hold on.
I need to get my life together.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
She's going to know what to do.
Oh my god.
You guys with the messages, I will read every single message
that you guys sent.
She's getting messages on Xbox.
Yeah.
I'm not your stream.
I promise.
OK.
OK.
Shout out to her.
Hey, good job, Chelyne.
Keep grinding.
I mean
Okay, what category what let me let me see what is there what category there's IRL
GTA overwatch league of legends counter-strike best game of all time
Marvel rivals
Oh God little kid might actually start flipping we need to find someone that maybe they would know like just you
You should get 10 and to see like a little kid on like Roblox. What's like a category thing where your viewers um, I'd say Roblox
Probably I wonder how many people are actually shooting Roblox though. Oh wait. Yeah, it said how many viewers?
I mean not bad. IRL maybe yeah, I think IRL would be good. Do people use the IRL section when they IRL or they use just chatting
I've only used just chatting. I thought they do yeah
Really? I've never used it. Let's see. Let's see who we could find
Oh
Two viewers we should go one viewer. Yeah
Road to 2k 100 subs equals what? What is it?
Option by the way or no, how about the say
As a small stirrer day three guess my number
One to a hundred what do you mean do I look at how long we type in the chat?
That's my number
Six
Guessing
We're gonna have a gift plan I didn't realize
Wait there's no sub button
Bro, that's crazy
I just got to guess his number
Yeah let's just guess the number
C'mon C'mon C'mon
What's the number?
48? That's so weird
Bro you gotta read a chat bro
C'mon
What's the number?
Look at that
Someone must have got it
What's the number?
for an hour like this when I came back I think he's just looking at the view
I don't think he's going to have a chat
I don't think he's going to have a chat
What the fuck?
Yo, chat
Read chat
What's up chat
Read it, read it, read it
That's the number
Everyone spam what's the number
What is it?
I wish there was a sub button
What's the number what are they doing what's the number bro what's the number bro
the number the fuck I mean gets the number we just guess right everybody gets every
single number guess every single number
Hmm did we get it he's got a read yeah
very close though yeah very close what do you mean very close we're guessing every number
there's no number it's between 30 and 60 31 it's 31 37 31 is locked 41 locked
I
49 you very close very close 49 got it 50 52 32 52
Do you got 645 viewers right now, bro? 50?
I think someone just got it right I ain't gonna lie. Somebody just say 51. Oh
Oh, it was 51.
Playful, right?
Very vehicle is very vehicle.
Wait, whoa!
Is it really?
you
you
you
you
you
I
Love y'all niggas game bro. I'm not gonna like you niggas understand bro. There's a pun in so much pain
Oh
We're drinking
Marlin outside the audition bro I should be university bro shot Marlin
I didn't even say what's up to him though,
it's the crazy part of the show.
You're gonna do it.
That's gonna be nice!
You were!
Oh my God, at this rate, I'm gonna touch partner.
Ha ha ha!
Six more days already!
Rating me six more days out of the month,
Dave, you need a certain respiration
to become a partner.
Jeff, what's this?
My boss, my boyfriend.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
My pamper, fuckin' boss.
Not all too long, Dave, W, Dave!
Stay home!
You fucking crazy
Why am I these arrays funny?
Good job, bro
You got this bro
I'm gonna give what's up
Undue uncultured swine
Yo, hey lace I just give you a stuff that ass
Take it in my son
Grateful dude, no his face. No, that's always get the small streamer seriously, bro. Look at his smile
Cuz he has the mustache
Wasting ourself from clothes right now
L ego who
Fuck your weak ass
I
That's not not good. It's black. No, it's not. No, it's a black shirt. It's Drake's black shirt.
It's black shirt. It's Drake's black shirt.
I'm not paying for your OSHRA, plain black shirt.
Why is Drake's?
You see people to fuck a target and get one for 30.
It's Drake's though. It's not good.
Stop shaking.
Oh, why the fuck would you buy me this bro? You fucking swine.
Yo, Drew. Read this channel, Joe.
I'm just the old Lacey, bro.
Yo, can we get you to L-Grooze and L-Grooze?
Honestly, bro.
I'm just the old Lacey.
I
Marlin with the sub fuck your sub bro make it at least five next time dude
Yeah, go back that's what I like. Okay. Should we go back to just chatting? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay. Let's see one viewer
Let's get it. Let's get a one viewer one in one viewer one viewer
All right, let's see
Anything he's crazy to me that there's no algorithm for twits. It's so loud
You have to go down. Yeah, wait, there's no algorithm. Oh, so it's like doing this chat
Does anyone in here just scroll to the bottom like I feel like it's so random. Let's see
Dude, it's crazy. There might be like some hella talented. Oh, they're for sure
People just gotta find guys. Don't gift me subs y'all don't guys don't get
Close to the bottom here. I think it's me. You know, I give it I give it right back guys
All I ask for is a subscribe on you. Yeah, that's free
Okay, what that it's going so slow
How many people I know
Say every viewer counts
Okay, okay, we're almost to the bottom here. I see three viewers
One viewer. Okay. Wait, let's see
It's like an older man sleeping I'm only
Getting my hair braided
Wait, what we like it hurts when you get your hair braided
And she can go straight into the gifted?
Yeah.
OK, what's the need?
Show them that we're ready.
Oh, wait.
Ow, ow!
What?
You want to eat the curry?
I'm eating it.
No, I'm eating it.
Oh!
That's not ready.
That ugly-ass dog.
It's got ready to pop.
Who?
Oh, my God!
What's up, Chad?
Yeah, 10 gifted with it.
That's it, that's it.
Stick with another eight.
Is that the real one?
Oh.
Yeah, y'all put this pic in each one.
Now how in the world do you just keep talking about it?
Get this off the screen, bro.
All those are kill me, isn't that the real one then?
So?
OK, let's see if he knows me.
He knows me in real.
They know me.
I say, run gifted.
All right, here we go.
Bro, we don't twerk and do a fast look right now.
Like, yo.
Here we go.
I'll set the 10, I'll set the 10.
I'll set the 10, let's see.
I
Just have to be trouble not sure what is money as money in your bag come on
Oh
Sell that dog
I
This is a nice pic of me. Okay. Got me. That's the
Watch Martin
God damn because I got too fast for my eyes. Oh, daddy, right?
KKK of the ass dog. Not go eyes
They call my
I mean guys honestly goes a long way man seriously
Let me a dog man. That'd be a guy man. Happy birthday, bro. How many more?
We could do like
Let's see one who like
I'm Nina and I got hurt
Dude, I'll
literally
We could get the name you can guess whatever it's wrong with you get a fix for the money
Let's see if someone Nina's in jail. I don't know. That's the best like name for a dog in a cage
No, are you serious there's someone that's watching this oh my god, it's been 24 hours
Is it frozen no it's blinking the dogs not reading chat though
Everyone got w dog in case it's reading the chat in case it sees it your w dog speed n type speedy recovery sad dude
Maybe the dogs reading the chat
Hey, maybe type some words of wisdom to the dog. Maybe he's like he's blinking. Oh, he's reading it
He's reading just like he probably has a big screen in front of my reading it
Okay, let's find another why doesn't he react?
Give us a reaction
Can it react? Maybe say thank you. I feel bad. I know bro. I hate so bad. Yeah
Call me crazy
Yeah, I know
I've cried to a dog move before
Let's see let's see let's see
Oh, you went up all the way up. Oh, what the hell?
Lacey off my screen, bro
Oh Lacey one more time once he heals are you gonna box him? Oh, yeah, I'm kicking his ass
Kick his knee. No, no, no stop. Come on. All in favor when Lacey's fully recovered. We just kick his knees in
What is this guy doing?
long sugar
Just keep falling down, bro. We need that
What is this?
If you ever scroll onto it, I've never never this far down. I'm not a lot
and I think maybe for the last one, maybe we actually read someone.
That's a way to do that or maybe send someone's like.
I think here.
Wait, let's see right here.
Let's see.
Let's see.
Let's see.
Let's see.
We're cleaning.
I saw the cleaning.
We've got live click here.
This guy could be funny.
You want to just pick someone.
You see someone.
Wait, slumber party?
Who's slumber party right there?
What?
You're slumber party.
Who's slumber party right there? Slumber party by herself? They rejoin him
They one of
Okay
I'm trying to hear that
I
Okay
Look at chat man always even if you got one viewer always look at chat
What is that?
What is that?
Is that cops?
Oh, no, we had to...
Should we look up like CORE?
Should we see if someone comes up?
Okay.
Sure.
Is that how it works?
I mean, as you see, this area has like...
I doubt it, bro.
There's like...
Hey, you know, that's charity stream.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Oh my God, I love CS.
Oh my God.
Does he have like a goal?
Yeah, let's do this.
Let's crush that.
Hey, all of us.
Yeah, hold on, hold on.
Look at the sign.
So there's a note here.
We can play CS tonight, my God.
Okay, I'm back.
Wait, wait!
Yo, Rod's watching!
Rod is watching!
Marlon?
Oh my God, my Lord!
Wait, no!
No!
Oh my god, fuck you bro, fuck ALS! Fuck ALS, bro!
No! No shucks! Oh my god! Holy shit, I'm shaking! Holy shit, I'm shaking! I don't want somebody to donate it! Thank you for the donation! Thank you! Thank you for the donation, Pepper and dad!
YOOH! OH MY GOD!
Yo, oh my god.
Holy shit!
Holy shit!
No, thank you never- whoever was ever modding that.
Thank you, oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, I can't breathe.
Oh my god.
We in here!
Yo, welcome in!
Welcome in, motherfuckers!
Come on!
Welcome in!
Yo, fuck Drew wall, I'm the better Drew.
Oh my god.
Yo, thank you for all the beyonders,
thank you for all the follows.
Holy shit
Holy shit, bro
Y'all have to go I'm gonna have to go I'm gonna have to go
rug rug mugs Marlin mugs Ron mugs
Yeah, thank you. I don't even have my word set up. What's good?
CSC just chill 11 bits. Yo, what's good?
Yeah, welcome in
Holy shit, thank you. Thank you. I can't even see my alert on even on what is happening?
What is happening?
Thank you for the day. Thank you for the follows. Thank you for the raid. Holy shit
I don't even alert standing at the five. Thank you. Oh my god
Oh my god. Oh my god. I might actually I might have to shave my head. I might have to shave my head. I might have to shave my head. Oh my god.
Oh my god
How many subs oh my god, I went up. Oh my god. What is happening? Thank you for the donation Donovan run get to the
Okay, wait. No, am I am I 500 if I'm at 500 I to shave my head
Oh my god
Oh my god, I can't save it right now. I'm donating it. I can't save it right now
Oh, I'm donating to the charity.
Save right now! I can't save it right now!
Did I save it right now? Oh my god.
Oh my god!
Yo, fuck the counter strike!
What is even going on?!
What is going on?!
Oh, fuck cancer! Fuck ALS!
Fuck cancer! Fuck ALS!
Oh my god, thank you for all the follows.
I can't even say thank you, DTW for the five.
I don't even have alerts for anything.
thing. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh my god.
We were doing it.
Oh, thank you.
Oh my god.
Thank you.
Holy shit.
Thank you.
One time, but like.
Holy shit.
Oh my god.
This is true.
Oh my god.
Can we time out?
Hey, bro.
Time out.
Time out that.
Yeah.
bro just a loser join wait join Ron stream wait okay wait let me pull it out
hold on let me pull that's it what's up sir what up holy shit wait pause
okay wait let me pull it out holy shit all time out stop pause wait hold hold
Oh my God, oh my God, I might be autistic. I might be mildly autistic
Oh my God, hello
That's a good looking dude
all right
Yo, Drew, oh have a good time. Shame your head man seriously
I
Do one more gift and then maybe we read some yeah make their whole fucking life. Yeah, that would be insane. Okay, just chatting
Yeah, yeah, let's go down. Let's go down there man. Let's see someone. I do chat last one. What what time chat?
Who do recommend it it might show
Yeah, have you guys been enjoying the stream though? I've been having a lot of
Bro, I've been having a really good time doing W stream in the channel.
Oh, damn. Oh, we're going fast.
OK, OK, OK, let's get in there and pick up a little bit.
I have got to go. OK.
OK.
Chad, chill, not today.
We're not going to tell today.
We're going to do a whole separate show.
We do it on time. I'd be down.
I'll come up to the.
I'm saying it's going to come to the house.
Let's see. Let's see. Let's see what we get. Maybe another woman. Maybe. Yeah. Yeah.
What's the six? Is your viewers wait until
Dang it. How hard is it to get a gift? Yeah, I was gonna say
It's um gotta be partner. No, but you are not really
What are you gonna scroll up some minions?
I got to open a new tablet wait, it's hard to be
Affiliate really I suppose like one or two viewers. I think you are not to get it wait to get a sub button
I think so if I'm not wrong, I think I thought that came would be in a partner. I thought that's what it was
But maybe it's not I think all you have to do is just be you gotta average three viewers
To average three viewers
Well, dude, honestly if you just want to get that by and just make three counseling iPad
whatever it is doing and just let it sit down be serious bro to do it you need to why is it not
scrolling people bro it's a different language yeah it's not even going down anymore i'm a twitch
partner now yippie jeej jeej wait that's maybe case though a little small stream like so
I
Do what a eagle he has to
There be some crazy streamers on switch mom
How do we go so fast before and I don't know oh gosh we get the thousand a queso since you guys are asking
You probably know thanks guys. Okay, here we go
See
Clocking in real quick. Are we on to a woman? Okay
I've been a game. Okay
Gamer
Wait, she's playing chess?
No, she's not.
Oh, that's kind of fire.
Wait, she's playing chess with us?
I don't know how to be worse.
Let's see.
Oh, wait, I didn't click View a New Tab.
She has a sub button.
OK.
I don't need the board.
I think she's playing it for viewers.
I think that's actually kind of sick.
That's not bad.
That's not bad.
Wait, tell her what's the movement stuff.
OK.
I don't buy this why would I show you see
me
I literally think I'm gonna bust with this
my head thank you for the gifts us oh my
goodness what's going on it's not speed
what is this I don't want to do let's
me okay what's going on where I don't
I don't have a single mod in here.
God, Jesus.
Oh, thanks for the guest subs.
Keep it coming. Keep it coming.
Okay.
Oh, yeah. Let's go.
I don't know what's going on. Let's go.
I don't know about...
Thank you. Thank you. Appreciate it.
God bless you.
We are playing chess.
We're doing a cooking show.
Cooking a cooking show? We did that too.
I don't know how to run ads right now.
I don't know but I appreciate your support.
I don't know what's going on.
Tell me what's going on.
I'm not, I don't know what the hell is going on.
Yeah, I'm not running ads, bro.
I'm gonna be a little bit...
That's kind of fired up.
That's cool though, let's see.
How about language?
Can I make someone inside so you can delete that place?
Okay, thank you for the, thank you.
Who wants to be a mother now? Oh God. Oh God. Oh no. No. No. No. No. No. Alright. Okay. Do we raid someone? I think we raid someone. Yeah.
Yeah. Who do we raid? Should we just like raid someone? Like maybe you guys find someone and put their username and we'll look at them.
Who like deserves it? Like an IRL? Are we thinking of one that has like one viewer, right? Yo, I'm not. There's no world where I'm raiding true fucking wall.
We should go to like someone who's like really grinding like I would say like yeah, like how do we how do we put a tag?
That's I oh been live for like five days straight. Yeah, I mean you could both search that right
Yeah
We think let's see
What about like 24 seven maybe or some oh I mean 24 sevens good. Oh Jinxie
Yeah, it's like someone
reached 247.
We think it.
Chat, do you guys have any ideas?
You see anybody?
I don't know.
you
you
you
you
you
Yeah, true by to say real quick, grateful for you guys.
Thank you for coming down.
It was honestly super fun.
Love kicking in with you guys.
Yeah, of course, and yeah, I appreciate you guys always. Yeah. All right, y'all
Well, I love y'all I must see y'all tomorrow
Yeah
Yeah, run thinking from body man. I say which you rug, you know, I mean and
That was a debut man some good segments. No, you're not bad shadow
You know, you should for six hours. I know damn
We got to get a rerun on the core
We have to we have to my chat. I'm gonna see you tomorrow to do GT five tomorrow the marathon
So, yeah, see you boys and it's time to race
Peace out guys, love you guys!