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08-23-2026 ยท 3h 12m
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Just keep some on the on back.
Oh nice.
It replayed the whole sound.
We hit the bureau for you Dave. I'm done.
Yes I saw that. Meet me at the court center and I'll debrief you.
I'm about, Davey, from now on, done.
I appreciate that. I'm trying my best for you, but you and Trevor are attacking Merriweather?
Repeatedly? It doesn't help. That's Trevor's thing. Whoever's thing it is. It's unauthorized
and it's dumb. They've been sniffing around my office. We really need to talk. Really?
All right, all right. I'll come to the court center. Fuck.
Wait, so did I complete that mission?
So do I go to B?
B's on the table, B's on the table, 10 knots in the corner just me and my back.
I need a cab as soon as you can.
I'm sending one out right now.
Great.
Sorry guys, my stream crashed.
I don't know how to do a toolkit.
Has every single streamer on their fucking website yet they still don't know how to
fucking run it properly to the point where it doesn't crash at the 48 hours
to your mom's house the fucker bro
Pacific watch
hey we're here
holy shit that kind of looks like a Rubik's cube for Thanos wait a minute
You might see what I think I'm saying.
Yo, how long can you put it back on sub only why is it taking off? I just said keep it sub only
Scorpi you're a fucking actual chud
Why does this game you have to run so much bro like I like I just don't want to fucking run like why can't I just teleport
GTA 6 better have doors that you can go into every single fucking room bro. That's all I'm gonna say
Wait, where am I supposed to go am I an idiot
Burger!
Like, you're such a dumbass Michael, you deserve for your wife to fucking get fucked by every
dude on the block.
Like, I'm dead ass serious, bro.
That's why we're friends.
Old-school, old-fashioned things.
Newspapers, cellulite.
Good guys, bad guys.
You're friends?
I don't know. You tell me.
We did what you said, right?
Got those people off your back?
Now, you're gonna do like you said
and cut me loose, right?
Things are not gonna work out quite that way.
There's a bit of a problem here.
It's not gonna work out that way.
They're not going to work out quite that way.
There's a bit of a problem.
That's right, Davey Boy.
You could say that.
Steve, I told you I would handle this.
Oh, because you've handled everything so fucking well
so far, haven't you?
All right.
I admit things have been a little unorthodox.
I'm fucking orthodox!
You've ruined my career.
Agent Sanchez arrested these men both of them.
Oh, Steve, come on.
Oh, whoa.
Please.
You fucking kidding me?
Arrest me for what?
For multiple counts of every fucking crime
under the fucking sun.
Oh, well, then let me rephrase.
Why?
Why?
Because you don't want me to testify in court about our various business dealings, right?
Agent Sanchez, apprehend the suspect!
Agent Sanchez, you'll do no such thing.
Now, Steve, we agreed to speak to Michael to try and explain things to him.
Not this.
This causes problems for us all.
Okay! Okay!
Then put your gun down and we'll talk.
After you, buddy.
Come on, where's the trust?
You can do better than that.
they know or think they know that I'm the one that was behind the incident
uh-huh
and now you want me to clean up your mess again
before I end up at the bottom of the ocean
fucking good luck with that
put the weapons down boys
what the fuck is going on?
anti-american actin
put your weapons down all of you
who the fuck are you with?
what the fuck is this?
for the record
I'm a patriot
I love my country
put the weapons down
Fuck you, we all know you agency boys are bald deep in a plot to drive up your funding by eating the necessary
What the fuck
Whoa
I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! Where am I
I'm getting off from
Shit call me out guard like Corona. I have all these guns this whole time
Am I wrong or did the shadow walk just step into the light
That world that phrase that he just said
Yeah, let's see
I
Fuck
I'm just here for the opportunity now run
Bang bang bang
Bang! Oh! Bang!
Bang!
Wow, I'm on a bench, facing off!
I mean, I just hit a bang.
Ah, you motherfucker!
the window. He left that stone pitch by the pool. I'll come join you.
Where does where the stairs at?
I'm holding position. I don't know how long I can keep it up.
Fuck this shit.
I don't know why I listen to people in my chat who give me advice on how to play
I'm coming down
You would think or Michael can jump down a flight of stairs
When he gets shot in the fucking body over and over a hundred times you would think he could do that
But tell me, gaming, why are these girls trying to kill me?
No corrupt division.
Rock, Roll, Roll behind me.
Oh my god.
I almost got a glitch.
If we get down here, we can go.
I thought you were the corrupt division.
Come on.
That's from the people on average.
I between the phallons have no effect to move.
Come on!
You covering me, James?
Yes.
What happens to AIDS?
You're gonna compliment the water cooler on Monday, but I'm not following speed, Jesus.
I'm getting closer to my brother.
I think he's dead.
That's it, we get out of here alive.
How did you get this special?
Damn!
Why are you doing at this party?
You tell me.
Come on.
You're running out of planes, trains and boats.
Just trying to earn a dime.
I
Defend David Jones locker
Madden
I'm trying to get a quick scope.
Get to the fucking parking lot motherfucker!
Get to the fucking parking lot, motherfucker!
Come on, it's over here!
This many bodies, there'll be cars in the lot.
Put as much dirt between you and this place as you can.
And do not contact me.
I got this.
Until you're absolutely sure you're clear.
Oh, shit.
SHUT UP!
ME GETS THE LAMING!
This gun is actually fucking a throw game.
What?
So conversing!
Not here!
Keep me behind the pod shop in morning one!
Brother!
How much more?
Oh wait.
Oh!
Ferrari 812
Matterdata 7600
4C LTPPI!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
I would have lose it when I could just fuck it in life.
Oh crap!
Easy.
Easy.
Easy.
I
You take off some all night
Excuse me.
Yo, whoa!
Damn it, actually.
inappropriate friendship that wasn't exactly Dave's fault no no he's just the
friendly face of a corrupt government agency looking to further his career by
dealing with an equally corrupt and full of the fucking brim with bullshit low
rent hood listen Trevor I've been meaning you know I haven't been meaning to tell you
know I'm a lot of this is kind of sad now
me in the back or that you were and always will be a worthless wretch who deserves to
be put under.
Yeah, well, the one that you fucking come back for.
Oh, you know why.
Ah, no, not one last score.
Mm-hmm.
And if it goes good, the big one.
What?
I don't have to put a little bullet in your head.
But it goes bad.
Well, that's okay too.
Because then, you and I get to go to hell.
And I get to spend the rest of eternity with you tormenting you. Well, I guess it's on that
Yeah, I guess it is call Lester. Let's go
Hey, it's me. I know how to go just fabulous ran into an old friend matter of fact he stayed my ass
Supposed a group hugs out of the question. He wants to
Still go on the final victory tour
All right, when it looks like it's a go, I'll contact you and remember this gentlemen
Sorted nasty prayed history
But history nonetheless ain't over for you last happy fucking thrilled
Don't forget amigo. Where's Frank? Keep my eye on you
We're approaching the final missions
There we go.
I think it's time chat.
All right, do we go to F or do we go to L? I think F, right?
Or do we go to the shoe store
Oh
Lord is actually so good I actually like
Yeah, suck it out like yeah, fuck it out
So listen to the radio, y'all don't have to stick your middle finger on me ever again.
Aw, cute.
Good puppy.
Come on around you, dude!
That's me!
Why is it always music playing in there?
About anyone in there?
It's a waste of electricity, bro.
Oh, hey.
Hey.
Oh, shit.
I mean, I'm real glad you knew me.
What the fuck?
I can't stay.
What's up, man?
It's Lamar.
What that fool won't name?
It's your best friend.
He's your best fucking friend.
For real.
My best friend.
My homeboy, right?
My nigga.
Man, fuck you.
I mean, not like that, man, but no, he ain't.
He's just another n***a from the hood, him stretching all the motherf***ing clowns.
All he wanna do is drag a motherf***er down and live in the past.
And this is the future? A big empty house with nobody who gives a f*** about you?
Oh, shit. It works for me. It can work for you, babe.
I'm getting married, Franklin, to a doctor, not a murderer.
Then what the f*** you doing here, Tanisha?
I'm worried about Lamar. You gotta help him, Franklin.
Man, that shit is old.
Oh, I'm a legitimate businessman now, sister.
I'm a CEO and investor.
I'm a little minority, I'm a fucking moron, nigga.
You a phony fuck.
What?
I ain't saying you gotta marry the fool.
I'm saying he's about to get killed over that deal you
went and put on with.
Structure set him up.
Fuck, man, my whole fucking life,
I've been looking after this motherfucker
and paying the price afterwards.
Fuck.
Well, at least do it one more time, Freckler, for me.
For you?
For you and your doctor?
I love you and Lamar.
We grew up together, but this life ain't for me,
and you knew that.
You ain't changing.
I don't care how many cars you own.
Wow.
I don't care how many diamonds you put in your ear.
It ain't for me.
Not done bad or done good.
Hey, look, I'll change.
No, you won't.
And that's fair enough.
But at least respect what you do, who you are.
If you let that idiot die, you a bigger asshole
than I thought.
Damn.
Is she right?
Look, he's going up to some sawmill near Polito Bay.
You do what you got to do.
I low key felt that that was like that's pretty good cutscenes.
I'm not going to lie.
Four miles.
Franklin, what's up?
Hey man, I'm in a bit of a bad situation.
My boy Lamar got set up.
I think he had an impolito bad some saw me up with some bomb.
Could you like do some computer magic and look into it?
Is that possible at all?
Should be. I've got a back door into the Polito Bay police network left over from the score we did up there.
Give me a second here. Hold on. Yes.
So what is that?
This must be it. There are older reports of a weed operation being won by an African-American gang.
What is that?
The files got buried so I'm guessing they paid off the cops.
They grow a weed up there?
Growing it in the hills most likely but they might be packing and shipping it out of the sawmill.
I'll be taking this.
He lives up there.
Shit!
And I'ma need some help.
Can you tell Mike and Trevor to meet me up there?
They still aren't getting along that well.
Tell them this is for me, and it's serious.
Thanks, man.
Michael, look at the taillights.
They look like a corporate fucking Thanos.
I need action-packed music on the way here.
I don't care about
Short cut
I have a shortcut or no.
Oh shit, hold on.
work in music
Shortcut
Yeah, I'm gonna misplane this game.
Holy shit, did he get set up by Chidi on where the fuck are we going?
Imagine if I did online heists like me lays like maybe even jinxing like doing online heist
That's what we should do how many heists so that we should do as many heists as we can before GTA 6
please someone steals that idea
What is criminal mastermind?
Turn up.
Why'd you invite this stoolie, huh?
We want Lamar to be rescued, not sold to the feds.
Give it a rest, ass wipe.
Man, what's all too shut the fuck up?
Now let's take a look at this place, man.
Let's just say this was some type of big weed store spot.
The place is crawling with ballas, you know?
Now, me and you, we don't mind the old,
dang warfare, but, suede box over there.
Woo-hoo!
Yeah, that's right.
That's right.
Fight me.
Man, I see it shut up.
Now, I see the weave of where the fuck is Lamont.
Oh, shit.
There it go.
Yeah, that's right.
I'm gonna be up on this hill with my rifle.
I don't want to be anywhere around him when he fucks this whole thing up.
Classic.
Classic, huh?
He's already planning his escape.
Oh, fuck.
I'm gonna find a way in get into the assault position
I'm gonna choose this one right here
I got here one the front entrance on the right there. It's the most direct way in and most likely the heaviest
I'm not bad. You? Direct assault.
Oh my god, do I gotta run around the whole map?
just fine by the time comes i'll do what i can't from up here you might stand a better chance
if we come out of two angles
mate
you want to stay close i'll play again
i have to call some of my friends
Why is CT?
I desire now
Now shoot I now
wait how the fuck did I fuck that up I'm confused
he runs away from the fight where are you supposed to go
I saw a few possible legit points when I got here
yeah but I'm saying this one I get but then you just saw me I was going the wrong way
So like, where do you go for him?
Like...
Well, how am I supposed to know? Dicks?
Shadows is so fucking rude
Right here is good
Right I oh no
How the fuck did I get seen?
Pissed on. Pissed on. Pissed on.
Pissed on.
Oh shit, oh shit man, I know there was more people here
Hey man, let's move
Oh, hey motherfucker
You motherfucker! I'm going Rage Mount on him! You motherfucker!
You noble!
Alright, alright, I'm just trying to play the God of Death.
Get out of here!
You got a friend of ours!
Come on!
Come on!
Where's he at?
He's dead!
I know they killed him!
Hold on, Michael motorcycle!
Where's my wife?
Is she being fucked right now?
Where's my wife?
Dang, Crisco!
This gunfire is not for me.
Let's start a business, fellas.
Hey man, where the fuck Lamar at?
Hey, I see Lamar!
Hey Lamar, it's me.
We cannot hear dog.
Oh, Ramsey, see that you.
We are Lamar.
Yeah, huge question is, huh?
Oh, man.
Let's move, boys.
It's me, Franklin.
It's me, Franklin. Let's move.
Holy shit, there's so many maps here.
Dikubabdumdumdikubabdumdum.
I was the nightingale shining armor in your movie.
Oh, shit.
Sorry, fellas.
Get in the van!
Le Mans!
Come on, what do you do?
I can take care of myself.
Alrighty.
I see you got to tell the people up at strip club that you're going to be trying for free.
You heard?
What?
My name is Lamar and I'm here to fuck your girl.
I
When you rock out music
Grandma's in my room
Nah, nigga. A real one.
Because in reality, all the fools want to clap your ass.
Man, what a trust that don't.
I peeped out that wood chopping place and it was up this way on that devil western carlet.
Which I still ain't been paid for, incidentally.
All secluded and shit. Stretching me up, I'm like, yeah.
That's the perfect place to buy a couch by the busy.
Nigga, perfect place to clap some fool.
Damn, fuck you, Lamar!
Man, I ain't even know what the time. I just thought we was gonna parlay.
Parlay? Nigga, please.
Every time you leave the house fools trying to clap every meet you set up homies there for the expert
Why baby?
You know man, you show cuz I'm sure there's been a few times. No, I'm completely allergic to this show
Every time
Whether you buy and drug sell and drug or discuss the drug talking about the world or whatever
Man, this is hard dawg. It's the hood to talk about. Maybe you forgot since you've been a veteran yourself
Sitting in that house on the hill looking down on the animals of South Central shit
Oh, you know it ain't like that do up my nigga because that's the way it looked to me
I'm making the best out of what I'm giving you know
I'm talking about I ain't in some type of mentorship program the only mentor I got and we gonna do something about that dog trust
We're gonna fix that a bar people teaching me that white collar crime shit
Hey shit change me and you ain't help
We all came up in the hill.
This unholy fucking treasure.
For all the speed we're when these fools rollin' together.
Shunners and Michael and Trevor.
What happened to me and you fucking shit up.
Damn bro, you hear this story all the time?
It's sad.
Man, I was doing everything on my part.
Franklin left them all.
I can make sure I ain't clapped. Clearly you can't.
Next time on the don't come.
And you matter if I get you to come, don't bring them to.
Alright, look, let's not tell them.
Next time, don't get your ass in the situation, alright?
situation all right it's the hood Frank that's what happens in the hood no the
fucking don't now for everyone I'm one of them dudes that it happens to man you
gonna tell me what was going on back in push it homie that's the shit that's
different from the country club shit show overpaid ass is presently accustomed to
man stress put us on this shit man get on this man fuck that homie look
like I give a shit nigga I give a shit stress do what he do niggas want me
Be dead, be dead themselves.
I ain't gonna overreact with shit.
Overreact?
Man, that nigga's stress trying to get you killed, nigga.
Nigga, that's the hood.
I'm still here, ain't I?
Just.
You show Stress New they was gonna book me?
Yeah, nigga, Stress New.
Everybody knew Stress New.
Tunisia knew Stress New, and she
don't even come around the fucking hood no more.
Damn, that nigga's stress junkie like that?
Man, you don't see this?
That stress been screwing us from the start.
Like from back in the day?
From like the other day, dawg,
since after we went to the recycling place and D&M ballers try to take us down.
The stretch put in to work on D.
Yeah man, that's a vibe.
Remember how angry his ass got?
Especially with you bringing them into this shit.
Aye, aye, but tell me this though.
If stretch was fucking with your boy LD,
why he set us up with the deal for the brick in the first place?
He go off and make peace with the ballers.
He's right.
He's right.
And he put it on the nick on Grove Street.
Maybe we remember Grove Street.
That brick was drywalling.
the soft was probably stretches ideal anyway damn you think so it makes sense
don't I ain't no man maybe my stress got in with the ballers when he was
inside wait us as marks dog but a bunch of them got booked so now they got to
come back at us so stress is you out there what they doing a curse deal then
you show up and save the day yeah thankfully man it wouldn't even be the
same if you boiled it wasn't out here getting in the shit and they'll see
I
You probably shit it yourself
It's a compliment if they send an army out to the niggas they only send like two of the little homies to get you
Niggas you didn't look like they was paying you no compliment
Niggas must just call the glimpse your the ass
Niggas you think I'm some angel come to take your ass away. You've never gone. Yeah, they're bonding right now
I'm going to the great plan beyond with a buffalo keep on Roman and a little swan bitch
Want me to let on they face all day, please
That was cute.
Not no goofy.
Floor, all of the journey were in the daddy wagon with me.
With Flo on top of this one guy who had the...
What is this shit?
All of his clearance, personal tournues, scene where everybody fell on top of this man.
And all of his pants down his pants.
So I guess I guess what we learned is nigga don't think it ain't no fun to be half fucking with the homies
nigga you feel me my nigga? I guess you can look at it like that. Hey but also real shit my nigga uh
you know you nigga out here doing B.A.D. man why don't you just find me a few dollars or something you know I'm talking about it's hard out here to say.
Come on, Frank, give him something, man.
Oh, shit.
I don't even know what I was doing.
Nottie and shit, you know what I'm saying?
Leaving the street.
Knickers at the back.
Damn, man.
Way to keep a nigga down, my nigga.
I mean, thank you.
I guess it's paying the fall to work
and a nigga put in here for you getting them cars and shit,
you know what I'm talking about?
Give a nigga just enough money to get him a little 40
ounce in the bucket of chicken on the way to the fall house, huh?
Man, don't be like that, dawg.
Because, number one, I never got paid for the motherfucking cars.
Number two, I saved your motherfucking ass.
No matter how many times you and that tiny motherfucking brain
of yours have tried to get us killed, I saved you, dawg.
He's opposed to my nigga.
I thought we was homies for life.
Me too, but I thought we was trying
to get out of this bullshit.
You live in a fantasy, homie.
The best thing you can hold for
is a big turn off of your motherfucking frontal.
Nigga ain't nobody coming to your funeral.
What?
Man, what about all the motherfucking times
I saved your life, homie?
What about that?
Oh, thank you, homie.
Thanks for leaving me a nigga in the backfield.
You know what, my nigga?
If your ass can just act civilized,
you would get some work.
Understand you want to be this gang-banging mad dog and asshole.
Oh, my bad, Mr. Gold Card.
Excuse me, sir.
Thank you for helping out a post-re-nigger like me, sir.
You can go now, sir. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Nigga, who you think I am, nigga?
Fuck you, little moron.
Nah, fuck you, half-nigger.
I thought we was homies, nigga.
But that's some shit that just got passed you, my nigga.
You know what, dawg?
If something good comes up,
comes up i hit my dude man chill out all right yeah whatever nigga you just hit me when you
find out what the true concept of friendship is nigga we came from the sandbox together
i know that i got you dog if something good come up i got you yeah whatever nigga i'm in a turf
nigga if you remember what that is oh what's up play y'all hello franklin i don't know y'all
we done hey we ain't done yet on me not yet nearly man what the fuck y'all want me to do
Kill the president, fuck his wife or something, or invade some fucking country.
No, no, something more sensible.
Something that's gotta be done.
Hey, when the timing's right, you're gonna take old Trevor and put him out the pasture.
Oh, me?
Michael will be sensible, but Trevor won't be.
Trevor is a liability that none of us can afford.
Now, Trevor saved you. He saved both y'all asses.
And it's unfortunate.
Hey, when we give you the word, you're gonna do this thing.
What?
Make it Michael to do me a Trevor cool dog Michael can't do it
Trevor won't let him there. That's why it's up to you homie
Nobody don't worry about a nigga. Hey loss in the ass nigga
Wait
What
I gave fifty dollars to the bar
Should I go sub only or you know only soon like the game is almost over bro, like I
Don't know my chat's gonna mod you got to figure it out
My dad's not like a P.O., so I'm gonna have the premiere of his movie, Church Bro.
Gotta meet him at the Posen Boys so he can get a tux.
Oh my god, Michael's about to get ready for his fucking movie.
I don't know, Mod, you're just gonna have to figure out when to do it.
You guys know how the game works.
Figure out when to do it, when not to.
I'm just going to try to, I'm just going to try to reach out less, also.
I'm going to be fully immersed, get ready for no talking, Lord.
I saved you again, baby, again.
So what are you going to do for me about Hames, the rest of the FIP, the IAA, and
everyone else, huh?
Street's written by the living, okay?
We can pin most of it on Agent Sanchez.
I get that story right in the agency,
and Vera will back off.
The problem we need to deal with is Trevor.
Trevor?
Why?
Trimery weather, Chinese gangsters,
general insanity, and so on.
I can spin Steve that you're controllable,
but not Trevor.
Steve.
He's our wounded hero right now.
I got a cozy up to him calm and down.
Just get me out.
Brother, everyone hates Trevor now.
But Trevor's just trying to figure it out, man.
Like he's just been left by everyone.
I thought that shit, let me go right in for my movie.
Hold on.
I
What the fuck this is like a shirt blue type of shirt you got to do white shirt though white shirt
Okay, everyone knows you start with the pants first
Oh
Black looks nice
All black on some fucking
Oh wait I have to do it, Tux?
The producer does not drive himself to the premiere!
WHAAAA!
Jimmy!
You went CRAZY!
Oh no!
Teabag's asscar!
A stretch lima.
Oh that's pure class, Jim.
The Oriental Theater on Pinewood Boulevard.
A stretch limba.
Oh, that's pure class, Jim.
The Oriental Theater on Pinewood Boulevard.
Open that champagne, Jimbo.
Woo-hoo! Me and the big dog getting our drink on.
Hey, hey, where you going with that?
Woo! My dad's a movie producer!
Jimmy, get back down here.
Which makes me a movie producer's kid.
Jimmy!
I'm gonna run out the next two recessions you don't ever have a tour!
My god, his son is actually proud of him.
You hear that, Vinewood? You hear that, Vinewood?
Hey, I hear it, and I don't like it.
We're going to the Oriental Theater on Vinewood Boulevard!
Get back down here!
And not to, like, gawk at celebrities from behind the barrier.
We're actually, like, properly inviting.
B to the I to the B.
Jimmy!
We find the quotes in titles!
E, N, T,
uh, titles!
Damn, he's proud of his dad!
This is awesome!
Yes, Devin?
And I fell off in the midst of getting my heels off and I fell off in the shoes from inner cities that I need lost, huh?
I'm puttin' together one top of my back and I live in the back of the jungle, flying inside the stairs, oh my
Hear the siren walk up, this bitch fly by and cheer this new, ex-federal, bedding tutors
In this bag of scooters, the new, ex-federal, bedding tutors
You are spirit of the ex-good?
They were here!
Oh shit!
shit oh shit
hi y'all doing hi y'all doing
hey Jeff look up on the camera of course they will
hey y'all hi y'all doing how's everyone doing today nice to see everyone
nice to see everyone I'm glad everyone came thank you so much for coming
meltdown some big stars some beautiful dresses worthness to some side food
tonight come on
we did it
Salva
we fucking did it
fucking did it
fuck you fake
i may be a lecherous old has been
but i'm a has been with a premier at the oriental theater
on fine wood boulevard
i'll see you in your kitchen
hey thanks
enjoy the picnic
let's go
Movie star and director
so much I appreciate it when you were that polar bear and you had to eat your
baby I mean that way Jesus Christ I was emotional stick I just have a hug not
really affected me all right I gotta go thank you so much excuse me excuse me
come on come on let's get in there ah laszlo oh shit come on shit dick
well ish looks like she stood you up no hope I'm not too late I wouldn't
Miss this for the world.
Devon, what the fuck are you doing here?
Hey, what a movie, huh?
Meltdown.
Congratulations, Mikey.
We did it.
Hey, let's get a picture, huh?
I don't know.
You, me, the proud producer.
Such a pleasure working with you.
You see, I was here, unlike your wife.
Seems to be stuck at home.
Ha, ha, ha.
You twisted fuck.
You're a dead man.
Let's go, Jim.
Come on.
Wait.
What's happening?
No the girls are in danger. We gotta get to the house
What happened I don't know this fridge asshole is pissed off at me because I didn't shit-hand the movie and then his lawyer died
And he was there a labor genie. I didn't see it this lawyer, and now he's gonna kill mom and Tracy
He ain't gonna do anything if I gotta say in it
But you fucking killed his lawyer. No, I didn't it was an accident. I would never do anything to put you in danger
Shit
All right, okay, you'll be fine. They're tough. This is just a movie guy, right? He's not a gangster or anything
No, he's not a gangster. He's just extremely rich. He says he's got all these connections. I'm sure it's just talk
Hey, you hit me
They're gonna be fine. They're gonna be fine
That's not a
Jimmy you got a high. I'm gonna find the girls
That quick?
Get over her!
Where?
Get away from her!
play the building no one leaves mother fucker
we're gonna fuck with my daughter huh fuck with my wife you sick fuck you got a
tampon back here or what
Everybody get down there Migos!
Daddy's okay!
Daddy's okay!
He was a special ops back in the day.
Daddy had AR94 Diamond before.
else in this friend group back in high school
that is an FNCS champion
I think we're good!
Shut up, bitch!
I said I think we're good!
He's gonna kill you!
Daddy's got this!
Yeah, yeah, we're clear.
We're clear.
Wait.
Oh, no.
Daddy has a secret rail gun he kept in his closet all his life.
I got him!
What the fuck are you doing?
I don't like...
Trace!
Amanda!
I think they're go-
Ow!
Ah!
Dick!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck!
Oh
Someone there
It's called teabagging?
I really fucked them up good though, huh?
Well, listen, I'm gonna make a call.
What the?
I'm gonna be okay. Stay put.
Oh my god. The whole family loves Michael.
Oh my god.
Everyone is like in love again. Everyone loves each other.
They came to my house, Lester.
My house.
So I asked the man and the kids to move on for a few days.
I hate to say it, but Harry Weathers and Shoron
excuses to come and kill you.
What is Devon Weston?
I ain't looking for perspective, Lester.
They came after my family.
All right, right.
I don't know what to say.
Does this change where you stand on the union depository?
Hell no.
We move on that right away.
The big one!
Before it gets any hotter.
That's smart.
Meet me at the strip joint.
I'll get word to Frank and Trevor.
It's time.
I think it's time, boys.
Fuck, did we stop at the shoe store before we-
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
We hijack their armored cars. We take the crews hostage and we infiltrate the depository.
Now once you're in there and you've got the score, we send in a team of modded cars.
You load up and get out. We need to infiltrate the transportation grid and manipulate it to aid our escape.
But option two, we cause a distraction out front. Make them think we're dumb.
Well, we've never had a problem if it's people that way.
That's not a lie.
That's how to land.
The other guys will be drilling, taking what they can.
You're going to be the distraction.
Always the attention seeker, you know, for a guy who's always stepping on his friends
to get ahead, he has an unfortunately low sense of self-worth.
Okay, okay, let me show you the board.
To recap, these are our options.
We try to make them give us the gold, or we drill a big old hole in the side of
the bank and we take it out.
We got a drill. We got a drill.
If you're drilling a big old hole, you'll need a big old drill, a tunnel bore machine.
I'll locate it, but you have to steal it and store it near the bank.
They're excavating a new part of the metro network around there, so that's where you'll
go in.
We'll need choppers for the getaway, too.
Trevor has one we can use.
The other can be bought.
The guy's on the ground.
We'll need a getaway car, so get something fast and tough, and then modify it as
much as you can to increase your chances of getting away from the cops.
It's got to be stored in a parking garage near the UD.
There's going to be a lot of heat, so think about that.
or I'm forgetting something, oh that's it.
We'll need a train to land the gold on
and take it to the warehouse.
You'll have to steal it.
Again, I'll send you the details.
Now, if you're interested in the more subtle approach,
hijacking the armored cars and so on,
you've got to get some police stingers.
Not only cops are licensed to have them,
so that's a headache of its own.
What else?
Oh right, you'll need to get a hold of
and mod some getaway cars.
Then the normal suspension's gonna give out
under a couple of tons of gold.
Whoa, man, a couple of tons.
Four tons in total.
And that's what I can get the system
to divert into the cage we're hitting.
I gotta respect me.
The car that I liked.
Okay, okay, last thing.
You remember that underpass we saw from the helicopter?
No, that's where I'll set up the smoke and mirrors
to get the cops off your sense.
I've heard that before.
Michael, subtle or obvious, what's it going to be?
I'm not gonna lie, I wanna do drill.
So that's B, is that B?
But is subtle the one with the getaway car or are they both?
What's it gonna be?
Wait, is drill A or is drill B?
I feel like the trill is
you
you
you
you
you
I
Broody if you ask me that's nobody asked you look this is our only hope you control traffic in this town
You control the streets. I think it could work. It will work as long as ready to move now. Come on. I'll take you to the equipment
Fucking asshole
It's time boys
I'm not the shaggy, not the danse
I'm the wildest man in the town
I'm the danse, danse, danse
Whenever I try and leave, they give me another dance
I'm the danse, danse, danse
I'm the danse, danse
Hey Jim
It's just an online persona
It was satire or parody or something
I didn't mean it
Jim
You're taking me up Bannum Canyon in this charcoal colored land stalker to punish me for trolling you?
If only someone would save me
Brother, oh my god. Oh that tree there soon. Oh that's funny. You really are funny and interesting guys. I mean
Any attention is a good attention, right?
Like why does he always troll this is why you shouldn't troll bro
What the fuck?
Yeah, the liquor store?
No, but see, that's what you're all for.
Yeah, they're coming.
They're navigating on foot.
You understand?
I don't know what act you've got.
But your mind is a cat.
You should know you break.
Well, you're flowing, you're a flowing girl.
Now say all of you put your eyes on something around right now,
but all the people around you...
Hey, hey!
Oh, listen, you better rise!
On the ground!
Define gravity right now!
Should we fool her or not?
I'm still on the ground.
She's going to have to be honest.
Oh, especially for her now.
This is...
...a comic-con spy.
And we can't tell you street shit and real shit.
There's like one of them...
Why are all the people here quite so boring?
There's a way to life they'll tear you up to solve.
No more that TV is so boring.
Have you met the people who make it?
Bad music.
fighting the alias the women
but that's what happens in only a second what happened
it's not 10
eyes front okay there's no reason at all to be suspicious of anyone behind us
and if there was you would just be there to warn you
he would definitely not kill you
definitely would not kill you
shut up troll you gave up your right to free speech
when you insulted a celebrity on the internet.
It was a couple of comments, some colorful language.
It was harassment. You're the comedy writer. Deal with the heckle.
I blocked you. You started another account. I blocked you again. You started another.
What you didn't count on is me having the money and the resources to trace your IP.
I count on you having better things to do.
Well, I don't. I'm a lonely man, and social media is my life.
It's giving me the recognition I've been denied my whole life.
I can make snarky comments and glib pronouncements and laugh up the adulation,
banishing any form of dissent.
I'm a king and Bleeder is my kingdom.
Okay, um, that's pretty sad.
Don't lose sleep over it.
When I'm done, the only bleeding you'll be doing is actual like bleeding,
because then you'll be in pain.
Mehehehehe!
Hee hee hee hee!
Mehehehehe!
Ow!
That's gotta be them.
That's my dad, you a-hole.
Oh, he's gonna fuck you up.
Oh, really?
How big this hurt, huh?
The size of your herd?
Don't matter when you're a total badass psycho, you dick.
Daddy's boy.
Hit me over and coming.
What's it say?
Because I am.
Horrible.
you got my son
you can have your idiot son
holy fat fuck
thank you shit
fuck man you think it's over?
yeah yeah
Oh, it happened.
Thank you, shits.
Boss man, you think it's over?
Yeah, yeah.
Shhh.
Shhh.
Shhh.
Shhh.
Shhh.
Shhh.
Shhh.
I
Can't work on
Being good on the radio
What's a troll?
Like a joker on the internet.
What sort of jokes?
Sort of meme jokes.
Like what?
Like someone posts something and you're all like, that sucks.
You suck, dick.
Oh, so jokes that aren't funny.
No, you don't get it.
You don't get it, dad.
It's repetition.
Like, you say it once, big deal.
Then you say it again.
Oh, like that should kind of look like a corporate Thanos.
And again.
That should kind of look like a corporate Thanos.
Like the other day, he posted a picture of his newborn.
And I'm all like, damn son, that right there is one ugly ass mother fucker of a bitch.
And I'm all like, my balls prettier than that bitch.
And then I send him a picture of my balls.
I see Roe kill prettier than that bitch.
The hell is wrong with your baby?
And he's all like, actually, there's a problem with its chromosomes or something,
and it's actually a miracle it survived her.
And I'm all like, it's actually a miracle I survived seeing a picture of its ugly.
He loves.
All right?
He fucking loves.
I get it
Kind of like chicken now, bro
Don't take that! Don't take that!
Don't leave me! We've been told they'd stay!
Gotta get back! Ready, get back!
Gotta get the one like that!
Turn this thing off! Gotta get back!
We can tell you about Santa Claus.
They're crazy! We're gonna kill him!
We're gonna kill him! We're gonna kill him!
Take this! We're gonna kill him!
We're gonna kill him! We're gonna kill him!
Give him a chance! We're gonna kill him!
Patrol is back in his lair.
Now stay off the internet for a while.
It don't wind people up so much.
I learned my lesson, Dad.
Yeah, sure and I'm a taxicard
I
Wait, did Frank then have what are you?
Cox and ice pop ice cock cock
How did you even
Hello?
Yeah, hello!
Who is this?
It's me.
I shouldn't have called.
But, Patricia!
Mrs. Madraso!
Hey!
Are you behaving, Trevor?
Yeah, yeah, sure.
Patricia,
I really miss you.
The time together.
Very important.
I have to go.
Damn.
This dude Trevor is lost in life.
Like he really just, he's such an alcoholic.
And he's just like sad, bro.
He has no friends.
His only friend lied to him.
Killed another one of their, or not killed but buried one of their friends, faked his death.
Then he found out 10 years later.
What's up here, Trev?
How'd you get your ass up here, huh?
Anything cool here?
Just to say, you've always been in my heart.
My heart is full because you are in it.
good what we have together it was very special I love you but I am a wife and
a wife must be with her husband
he's you are a good woman he's a lucky man if he hits your shell rip his head
off and fill stomach with piss I've thought about that a lot I've also
done it but not to your husband it's quite fun I miss you you were the best
thing ever a woman liked me like who I crude by myself come most people if
If you want to leave, I am waiting for you always.
The truest of hearts break the cleanest.
Just to say that you have always been in my heart.
My heart is full because you are in it.
Oh yeah.
What's up, Beth?
What's up, dude?
Patricia!
Trevor!
Oh, it's good to speak to you.
My thoughts are with you.
you see Martin what you treat you well
I died to a piggy
all right what's up bet
you can even do a voiceover real quick a voiceover for the video that we're
I guess today we're taking over Paris for the ultimate game of bingo each square
sends us somewhere new with a completely different challenge and trust me some of
these are absolutely ridiculous first person to spell core and turn in their
board wings Paris let's run it
Yeah, let's leak the video though.
I'm not afraid of a lot of this.
Peace.
Where can I take you?
Take me to the left, then the right, then don't fuck yourself.
Now I'm just getting right there.
This is as far as I can go.
sweet the big one it's the big one it's the big one alert everybody the big one
is starting alerts everyone the big one is starting
where am I dingus
Oh, hold on now.
Oh my god, the big one is starting.
Should we take off sabre on them?
Dude, this music is cinema.
I don't know they predicted this move.
Speed!
Holy shit.
This is cinema!
Oh my god!
Here we go.
We're setting up the high speed.
here we go
we're setting up the heist shot
I
Got
What
All right, so I've been getting some police stingers for the big one last I'm guessing you ain't been up too much
Good. Now once we have all the modified gauntlets, we take this score.
Oh my god. Oh my god. What's happening?
The last two missions.
Alright, who do I switch to? Frank?
outlaw you're sure there's only 69 missions is there actually only
Where the fuck is my Lamborghini?
I go to L or no?
I
That's a side mission isn't L a side mission or my job in
I got a P I'm calling a cab
Can I get a cab right away on its way sir, thanks for calling I'll be here
fucker you looking at bitch
nice and you hit my fucking driver
alright I gotta pick
that I met next to me right now.
So basically, let's just go right now.
Selling your 40,000 square foot mansion at Windsor Real Estate,
we are the home of super prestigious real estate in Los
Santos.
Our experienced and knowledgeable professionals work hard.
We look up some mansions on the internet, get the keys,
Give you a tour and then make 6% on the back of the biggest investment of your life.
Live the dream.
Be the best you possible.
For the man who isn't satisfied with one roof over his head, he wants several.
Preferably with a cinema, bowling alley, chill pools, health club quality gym,
meditation room, swinger grotto, punishment dungeon, 7,000 bottle wine cellar,
30k!
SWITCH!
One of the five gifted.
Zeitro.
Oh, I'm out of payphone.
Nice! Terry!
30k songs again!
and real estate development, he's going this way
on behalf of building contracts and Los Santos
extortion, or a labor racketeer and maintenance.
There's not a construction worker in town
earning a livable wage right now,
and Gold Coast development is about to go under.
Drop on me if it was a waste of money.
You got a personal interest in Gold Coast, right?
Anyone think you'd done this before?
According to Benelli's cell phone,
he's at the construction site downtown.
How much you guys spent on me a month
to get a bag of talkies, bro?
Small problem.
Me or a bag of talkies?
Benelli's expecting a hit.
Watch yourself and go equipped. You'll have a lot of muscle all right. I gotta go assassinate
Speaking of the devil though, excuse me. Come on. What is happening? Can you drive like god damn?
Dude I don't have any stocks you fucking dick wads
Well, look everybody, I turn now.
Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Looks like I went the wrong way.
Are you fucking my sister? Oh my god. Why would you just shoot me with a shotgun, bro?
Like that's so aggressive.
What are you doing? You ain't allowed in here!
Anymore you bitches wanna get in my way!
Where's Enzo?
Shhh!
Shhh!
I
Where the fuck is your place all these fools if I have to
I don't want to be here!
I'll put you out of business, motherfuckers!
You fucking penis!
you made a beat
quiet
you wanna fuck with me? I'll lay all your ass down
let's go
I'm locked in the names Jason Jason stay been born
I ain't playing here. What the fuck is Benel?
You're not let him through. You hear me? This is a joke.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Damn, I mean it, these fuckers are there.
Okay, we're good.
I
Can wallbang them
The big one
Oh shit, you got a trap, shoot that son of a bitch!
I'm gonna kill that fucking RG!
Fuck.
No, no!
Fuck, I'm gonna die, motherfucker!
It's a long way down!
No!
No!
You fucker, motherfucker!
Oh shit, there he is!
Stay right there!
Brother, am I fucking bad at the game?
I
Have parachute
Sweet!
I'm doing it!
Last second for Ora.
Last animation I guess.
Oh
My fucking Thunderhead fucking salad patch bro my fucking Dunderhead salad barge
I
Know yo yo yo suck a fucking place
Oh my god, I got stuff.
I'm out of here this time I'm gonna do this the right way
I'm not gay, shut up.
It's taken care of, but me, that shit went south.
I know.
We better let this simmer now.
Way too much heat.
Very nice work, Franklin.
It's time.
Did we go e-boat only?
Right now?
I'm sorry I show my thingy okay what the fuck is
who the fuck is in here? who is this random asian man?
I
What the fuck who's camping here
A rat I hear
I'm gonna let him kill me I think
the
shall we bless
Is that a side mission out lower or no?
Why isn't it updated?
I got to get the cars, yeah?
So what do I got to do for this?
Trace?
Daddy!
Are you okay?
Yeah.
Sure.
Why not?
Cause some guys came to our house with automatic weapons, maybe?
Huh?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm dealing with that honey you don't need to worry money doesn't matter when
you're dead daddy no daddy's not gonna die don't worry I'm invincible
strangers and freaks
they're full muscles we're going with the bravo gauze I'm modern one it's
So you see three more hacker bolts and images from the CCB camera that we're showing in models
in LS, but the hacker ain't all that.
So they're not very helpful.
Some defective work should give it a five to go.
Any three balls would do.
These don't work.
Get them, take them to LS Customs for modding, and drop them for the look up.
Fixed below.
Could be in that multi-story parking lot.
They look like classy high-end shops.
shops
All right, someone needs to help me cuz I'm a fucking brother so any car can do yeah any car
For the four muscle cars
these need three more, I don't even need them so only gauntlets?
can I buy them or do I have to find them all right
Where the fuck is this how much to figure this out of a burger
All right, Templar Hotel is...
It's over here, yeah?
Bro, is this gonna be the longest part ever?
It's not the shoe icon.
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
Stole the color my rap
There looks like the day you bought
Gotta go crazy on them though. We can't just show up with nothing
This is going to take forever for this to happen, no?
This car looks like a corporate toy for American, uh, American man.
the
Oh
We only need one car
Hey, Lester. First guy. Let's
ready to go. Alright, that's
good work. Two more.
Alright, the next one should be
in this area still, yeah?
It's not inside the shoe icon guys
I
Sour
Oh my life!
All right, so it just looks like a strike right on the bar.
Shut the fuck up baby, I want to have a conversation.
What a good song, bro.
What are you? Thunder? What are you lightning? What are you? An elephant? Or a ninja? Why make noise? Well you can be a silent assassin.
This denounces the former electric piston milling, rusts, and war. Nothing says efficiency, discipline, and power.
like a truck full of laptop batteries no more smell of gas on your exhaust
are you fisting me on completely silent
leaving you alone with your thoughts
are you just wasted having young
you won't need to change gears to drive the kids to soccer practice
because there's no gearbox
and since it's a hundred percent force and courage
show them
Where's the last one chat
All right.
There we go, there we go.
There you go, all fixed.
This one's gonna be a one for Thanos.
I'm so fucking ready for the big one in my mouth.
I
All right
That's one boys
All right, the last one is where?
Around Maze Bank Tower, where garage Maze Bank Tower is where like here, this area
No
Second god looks to go less good. We only need one more
I
This is the end!
This is ground...
Actually, yeah, I'm gonna play my own ending song while I look for this fucking car.
car
Is that
you
you
you
you
you
You
It's Jomer.
The last car.
This must be our control to mage it home.
I can never happen let's go let's go green on them
I
Got boys
Yo Lester.
Yo Lester.
Third and final gauntlet, grindin' red.
Excellent.
I'll let the others know we have everything we need.
We'll meet at the strip club
I'm coming in style there
Oh
It's time
The greatest campaign I've probably ever played, to be honest.
It's time, bro.
What's good?
Mr. Descent.
Good to see you.
Come on, baby.
What's good?
Mr. Descent. Good to see you.
Come on, kid.
All right.
Hurry up. Get changed, all right?
This is the biggest day of your sorry little life.
Hey, man.
So we're really doing this shit.
Frank, come on. Next door.
Ah, our network hacker. Don't be fooled by the CRT and the fax machine.
The hardware here is state-of-the-art.
Cue!
Hey, where's the rest of the crew?
Outside.
Hey, good luck homies. I'll see y'all at Mission Roy.
Oh, we'll see you there with approximately eight tons of gold!
Four tons? Not eight.
Alright, people, let's go.
Get in the car, baby. We are about to make history.
come on we're on the clock let's get to the tunnel hey boys let's fucking do this
magic you know they'll keep telling you that your movie lost money your album
lost money you're too miss the best you could do I got you I got you talking
about these fucking guys they're cool look we pulled that thing with them it
went fine you setting these guys up for a fall huh is that what this is about it's
there's a diversion maybe it makes sense this whole treachery thing is new to me
don't listen to this asshole it's all good no one is being set up shut it
Trevor this is the big one and fuck me if we don't need any doubts in the
the back of our heads.
Yeah, this is really gonna end the game after this.
How does this work?
Actually, don't spoil it. Don't spoil it.
deploy the stinger okay now keep driving
get out get out get the fuck out now I demand you you fucking buffoon shit oh shit your
move buddy no no you're the fucking move on come on move hurry up just hold
on
yeah we got a one minute window before the GPS starts reading abnormal and
let the slaughter come in there we go like this one oh
oh shit hey please whatever you and oh shit let's fuck him
let's use the barrel of our gun up his ass Casey get in the fucking truck
Let's go! Go! Go! Go! Get in!
Let's go! Come on! Let's go!
Move to the welfare!
Gwimp, Gwimp, right?
Next stop, the Union Depository.
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!
Relax, man. I'm the one who should be crapping myself.
I'm about to rob the biggest bank on the planet.
Fuck! Fuck!
Look, Casey. I need you called.
You know used me when you're freaking the fuck out what you want to be right now. It's useful
Onion 86 in sight stand by
Hey, I was expecting you like half a minute ago. Yeah, there you go
That's me every time onion 86 in the building
Big plant 22 inside.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Act clump!
They're here.
They'll do anything stupid.
let's go pal authorization good shit good that says it's good courtesy escort is go
Take us to it. Follow me.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God, it actually worked. Oh, my God.
Come on, Swede bucks.
How about that elevator food, hey? Hey, should we stop at room 40?
Fine
I bet the freeway is an absolute B star star CH today
Tell me what it isn't and you gentlemen have to sit in those trucks bored out of your mind staring at more money
Then you know what to do with okay?
Let's go
So, did you want to look like Epstein on purpose?
Sorry, sorry. Let's go. Bye-bye. Bye-bye.
Bye-bye, Trash. Bye-bye.
Now that is some kind of door.
Hey, so you know what to do? Uh-huh. Come on.
Oh no.
Okay
Gentlemen
The job
We're just holding on to it for Chinese. Now we ever want to keep it in United States.
But sure, take what you can carry.
carry
Bees are happy
Yeah, so what's that work?
times that's two hundred million dollars worth there about give me a sec yep that
sounds about right collection can you buy us a car bro? two hundred million huh? that's a lot of money guys
got many jobs after this? no it's the last one he's retiring exploring other
opportunities hey your chance of an early death increases dramatically when
you retired
This much metal ain't normal is it quite a regular order came down this morning, but the computer cleared it
Well, let's hope no one on toward gets word. That's what you and the rest of the security
in the loading bay get her on board all right come on let's not take up any more
of this gentleman's time than we have to let's go hey I'm not feeling so well
hey you're just sucking up you can't handle the hangover case do not over
indulge that's right speed teach a little something about my reaction
What?
Fuck. You got a solution for this problem?
We got the signal I had.
I can use it to keep you away from your clowns.
Fuck.
I hope you got a solution for this problem.
Yeah, dog, we own it.
Oh, no. The shitty hacker I gave a chance.
Now you can control the traffic lights.
Let's go. Good luck.
Hey, we got it.
Man, this just ain't easy enough.
Come on, Frank.
Okay, we died me like that big arrows show Michael
You're good you're good you're good
there we are look you gotta go left
wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
you're good
changing, changing
okay there we go
yeah go right at this junction
hey man its merks just to the left of it
hold on hold on hold on
Yeah, hey keep straight here right over this now you got to make a right here
Okay, I got more heavies to the West good now. This is a right. Okay. Oh good. Oh man south side heavies coming at you
You're good, you're good, you're good.
You're good.
All right, so, out of line, you're flying.
And there it is.
Good.
Top of the grid, man.
Shit.
More Mary with it.
You're good, you're good, you're good.
Give me a second.
Hold on.
Okay, there you go.
All right, now you're almost done.
They're waving us through.
There you go, there you go.
I let him in.
I'm trying.
Okay, finally, we got it.
Ha
I sell up you guys
Damn I can't believe we got them there. I'm right all without firing up. Oh, I don't forget other days here
Huh to let me go. Please don't go away. They could score bar lives. We've taken any chances
Sorry, Pally. Well, I
Need a chance please be sitting on it. Huh?
Get up. Hey, you know
You tell him something that ain't on the news already. This whole thing was your
idea. Yeah, I understand, not a word. Exactly. Yeah, I was jumped. I never saw a thing. Go!
Fucking going as soft as that old blasted boy in your pants! This divorce couldn't come soon enough!
No! Hey, man! Work first, pick a later, man, I... Oh shit, may win!
Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no.
I train for this moment. I train for this moment.
We can't kill people, you know.
That's not even fair.
Move me, you drunk.
What's happening, bro?
Let's go, come on, lock in, lock in, lock in.
Keep it loaded, keep it loaded.
Keep it loaded.
Are you fucking loading it?
I'm gonna load it in your life if you don't keep it up.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
We don't got much time, we don't got much time,
I'll get my son, I'll get my son!
Let's go, let's go!
He's out of the month!
Look out!
I'm on the left!
I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving!
Dead, dead, dead, dead, dead!
I'm going left, I'm going left, I'm going left!
You watch right! You cocksucker motherfucker!
Watch your back, watch your back, watch your back!
I'm shooting a dead body I'm a nut job I'm sorry
You got to do this yourself
gonna die you fucking dumbass big Frank in the building suck a Frank while
you're at it
So I guess we shoot our way out of here.
If I know it, you'd be this annoying.
Close them down.
Eat a Frank, you heart.
Y'all violent?
Just in time for the action to start.
God, fuck off already.
I ain't got death.
That's the last of them.
So much for the boneless revolution!
Yeah, we always give fuck with you!
Hold the perimeter!
Everyone else, in your cars, we leave while we can!
Hey, what's stopping me from riding off into the sunset, huh?
With my saddlebags of all time?
Unless there's the only guy who can flip metal without making a noise, dipshit.
You wanna try and be my guest?
Hey!
Leave the way!
Let's move!
Oh, I can't fuck this up, I can't fuck this up!
201 million dollars. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
Gold we have so much gold the peace
Move dick
Help help help
We have five stars help help help help me you guys are too fast help me
Oh
Nice nice. Oh my god nice nice
Watch your right! Watch your right! Watch your right!
WHAT IS THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK?
I CAN'T DO THIS!
I CAN'T DO THIS!
I CAN'T DO THIS! I CAN'T BE SCARED! I DON'T HATE THIS!
The tunnel, we use it as our getaway, we use it as our getaway!
FUCK YOU!
Keep going, keep going, keep going!
Okay, seal the tunnel and get a ground team in there, stat!
We're rich! It's over! We can all just be rich forever!
Alright, those guys will take care of the muddle.
Lester's meeting us at my place.
Oh my god, is that it?
Hang on, we're just leaving the gold.
Yep, er.
Hundreds of millions of dollars worth of gold.
They, T, have a little faith.
What?
Faith?
In you, buddy?
All right.
In the process, come on. We've been through it a million times any fool can take a score
It's getting away clean that makes the difference between those who walk free and those who do not
Bro, I'm not even kidding
Fuck Amanda they moving on to bigger and better things
Me and Jimmy about to get hookers and ship us for the rest of our life at the shoe store
Watch it, Frank. Michael likes to retire with a very interesting exit strategy.
Come on, man. I mean, it just took the biggest score in the history scores.
And you bitches just want to mow.
My mama never loved me. My friends never loved me.
I'm mad because I'm red. I'm sad because I'm successful.
Man, this shit is pathetic. Both of you.
My bad, Frank. My bad.
I am so sorry.
Hey, we did it, assholes.
We did
He's right it's all over it's all over
I'm not even kidding, like do you think people would do these types of heists in real life
like they actually get away with it?
Gotta be the craziest like planning ever
This is like actually but like the thing is like if you steal all that type of jewelry or gold or whatever it might be
Like where do you sell it? You know I'm saying like
If you don't think the black market has cops
Almost here no one knows that we're all gonna be driving Bugatti's five minutes from now
We have just made history I don't want to ask a dumb question here, but where's the metal
I've got it unlocked down for a few days while I'm waiting for the go-ahead to melt it and move it where where
Exactly where is just the point?
Let's say somebody gets pinched well then where is the evidence or if anyone gets any silly ideas, and they'll just be futile
So we can take it easy
Knowing that it's gonna be a few days before
Judas here shows his true colors really now. Yeah
Now sugar, why don't you take a moment while you're sitting on that big fat pile of cash
To chill the fuck out and realize what's done is done. Whatever you say
Well, this is a good time
Stick up artists you guys sure have become a pair of whiny West Coast
What the fuck is wrong with the West Coast? Oh nothing? I love it here
Everyone's so numbed by the sun that if you use a three-syllable word, they think you're a professor.
Man, fuck you!
Yeah, fuck you, you high-enmighty weasel!
And you, don't talk down on to these fucking idiots!
Hey! Leave Lester alone!
Oh! Oh, you and Lester together?
Oh, now that makes fucking sense!
Oh, for fuck's sake, man!
You all the asshole!
Man, I gotta go calm down, homie.
This shit was real illuminating.
Franklin, sorry.
Fuck!
We have a beer or something.
Wow.
What?
I'm so confused.
Why la, I'm so confused.
I
Love
Did I get paid
sense of achievement. My sprites feel better about your
We tried to silence the dead things back then, back then, no matter what it did, they won't be back then.
Everything turned back then, we were free.
I thought that I was dreaming when you said you loved me.
You're out of your mind!
I'll start with my fingers and just breathe them and see you come out.
I'll start with nothing more than what they do now.
It's quiet, I can't take me now.
But we both know that there are things that we don't want to do
And I'm out of your town
I'm all out of the show, just to let you tell
I'm such a man too, I just didn't see you back then
We were talking back then
You and I can't no more, alright?
I'm just going to go back to the house, the cash is just going to be there, so that's
Such a good lose.
Hey, Slick, it's me!
What the fuck do you want?
You got my money, punk?
Hey, you got some coconut water or something like that.
I need some electrolyte.
Damn, it's kind of warm, isn't it?
Man, you got a death wish or something.
Am I supposed to kill you now?
Oh, no, bro. Not me.
What?
No.
Oh, yeah!
But that's my boy.
Oh, my...
Dad, that's my boy.
Oh, my boy. He is the trade everyone. He's ever known from earlier in the game
The federal government and he's messed up several business ventures of mine
He has got to go and you know what I'd like to say that this isn't personal
But it is personal but the fairs man the fairs have told me to kill Trevor and I obviously can't kill them both
The fed Steve Haynes Dave Norton. I own shopping malls
I would not employ those two clowns and and I make one phone call their careers
they are over.
So you're gonna, A, listen to some 50 grand a year pension
hunter, or B, a billionaire, who even the president
lets finger his wife, or C, try and be really stupid
and save those two idiot mentors of yours,
and have everybody in the goddamn state crawl
enough to your ass.
A, B, or C, times ticking, pal.
Beep, beep, beep, and your answer is.
You know what?
Man, fuck you.
Genius answer, pal.
Total genius, but time is running.
You think about it.
Me, I got a triathlon coming up,
and I am in deep training.
Bye-bye.
Fuck!
Oh, my God.
Oh my god wait so just some understanding where my mods can type it so death wish what
does that mean that just means he comes from me basically or I don't kill anyone forget
what he said. Oh, you can't say. Bro, I can't do this. Brother, Michael just finally got
his family back together he became a movie star he created his movie he got
his daughter back in check his wife was proud of him Jimmy I can't kill Michael
bro what is Jimmy gonna do he was happy as hell that he finally got a dad
Trevor? Trevor just wants to be loved.
Trevor just like got fucked over so many times in his life.
He just wants to be loved.
But he's a psycho and I don't know if we can have a psycho
Dude this is so sad because Trevor just wants to be loved. He's just an alcoholic
I'm sorry Trevor I just
Michael's got a family
I
Franklin what's up? She was cracking home. We need to talk but somewhere quiet. All right. Yeah, sure man
Whatever you need. How about one of those empty lots of help girls on the east side of town? Yeah, all right, homie look
I'll meet you there
No, no, no.
Frank, Glenn, what's up, big homie?
Mike, man, I need to have a conversation with Trevor.
You know, yeah, that conversation.
Oh, shit. All right, okay.
Look, man, the FIB dudes want him gone.
And Devlin Weston wants y'all gone.
You know how it is, dawg.
Shit, somebody gotta go.
Well, ain't fucking me.
Exactly, man. Look, we meeting at a Burrow Heights.
So you think you can help me?
I don't know.
That sounds like it's your thing, Frank.
I'll see what I can do.
Fuck.
There's no going back, is there?
Aw, man, should I stop at the shoe store?
are they where the fuck are steven?
oh my god oh my god
Oh
I'm sorry, I'm sorry
I
Shit, man, I'm a piece of fucking kid.
Bro, Michael just, Michael lied about being dead.
May Trevor cry?
Trevor's just a fucking raging alcoholic.
I fucked up!
I fucked up!
He just wanted love!
He just wanted love!
He's been lied to!
His whole fucking life!
Michael just lied for money.
Michael lied for fame, for his own good.
His wife knew, his son knew, his daughter knew.
When everyone started, Trevor was just, he was always there.
Trevor was always trying to be there to support him.
He was at his AQ role.
He was there even 10 years later or ever long.
Still a friend.
His wife, like Michael's wife divorced him and Trevor was still there.
Trevor literally just wanted love.
Like he just...
I just want to love and I'm gonna take him away.
I
Like grew a bondage lover
like I just I just I just I rushed it
I'm fucked up.
I'm fucked up.
I'm fucked up.
I can't. I can't do it! I can't do it! I can't.
I'm gonna kill you all!
I did what I had to!
I have a bigger chest!
I'm so good at this!
Hey man, how you doing?
Oh my God, I'm actually cheering up.
I'm good, T.
What is this, actually?
Oh, peachy.
I know what this is about.
You do?
Of course, it's Michael.
You're the peacemaker.
Well, I ain't havin' it, all right?
I ain't havin' it.
And maybe when the heat dies down, but this,
now I ain't havin' it.
I mean, that's it, right?
Huh?
Wasn't it?
Wasn't it?
But Michael ain't the problem.
T, I like you.
You scared the shit out of me sometime.
You creep me to fuck out.
But the way I see it, the way anyone normal will see it,
Not that any of this shit is normal.
Man, you gonna get us all fucking killed.
You gonna whack me?
Huh?
Me?
I ain't been nothing but straight and true with you.
I'm sorry, man, you have been true with me.
But the truth ain't what I'm in arrested in.
You fucking son of a bitch, you're just like that.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Man, come on!
No, no, you should have just made it easy, Trev.
Oh, no.
Pull over, let's talk!
Trev, let's just talk, brother!
I'm sorry!
Trevor, go!
Oh my god, oh my god, he's so fast.
Oh my god!
Oh, so you're gonna run from us, huh?
Trevor!
Chill!
Hey, let's do this in a quiet place, homie!
and see Trevor don't do it Trevor slow the fuck down brother let's just do
this the easy way let's just just chill
what is he doing just come here let's just make this easy
Stop trap! This isn't you!
Fuck.
Fuck.
Am I supposed to shoot at him?
Oh my god!
Where am I supposed to-
Where is he taking me do I kill him is this how I kill him
Why is he fucking running?
Accept your death or death will find you!
Michael! Michael!
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
I should have shot him!
Never stop it!
My God!
Oh, fuck!
Yeah!
Fuck!
I thought I was little, I'd shoot it!
I'm surrounded by them!
You fake motherfuckers!
You want a piece of me?
Fucking come at me!
You want to kill me?
You think I'm fucking stuck?
Yeah!
I
Oh my god
You're always like gasoline, Chandler!
Leave that with your piss fucking free!
You know what, tough guy?
It's...
It's time you grow the fuck up.
I mean, I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do.
the fuck up I admit I'm a bad piece of work but that guy that piece of shit no
boundaries no sense of when the back off no nothing 24 7 insanity day in day
out all the time never regret nothing I'm a piece of shit fuck him I mean
there's got to be a limit kid you know point where even assholes like us
say, enough is he fucking enough.
Human stew.
That's my limit.
I know that now.
I guess that's that thing.
It is what it is.
Hey!
It's certainly been an education.
Surviving is winning, Franklin.
Everything else is bullshit.
Fairy tales spun by people
It's fun by people afraid to look life in the eye.
Whatever it takes, kid, survive.
Aim straight.
Don't come close.
I don't want to lose you.
My friends, my friends, you go away.
That might have been the best campaign I have ever played in my life.
Oh my god, I'm a piece of shit.
Hey Chad, this is my play throw.
Can't be mad.
imagine if this was like GTA 6 you would not know the ending I picked an
ending I picked an ending right I imagine our first play for it I mean
that's just like damn bro bro I'm actually so fucking glad I decided to
play this game
Oh
That is
Enorgi Renoldo. That's my game name. I sincerely hope someone
arrests this maniac. Oh, from my doctor. Okay. I sincerely hope
someone arrests this maniac. Seems to want the easy way out of
problems. Self-justifying, overly generous, definitely insecure,
sexually confused, sees self as a savior of woman, odd given
certain behaviors, family-minded, investor type, which is
given risk-taking as unlikely to make old bones. Psychopath or sociopath? Both. Tends to not steal too much
than situation requires. Is that a good thing? I have no idea anymore. Not very into yoga, it seems. Yo, dick!
Physically unambitious.
Avoids making new friends.
Not obsessive about some things. I'm really confused as a crazy anymore. As a crazy as anyone I've ever met.
I mean brother this doctor is a piece of shit all he did was just steal my fucking money
It's not a good idea to do that.
It's Lester, I don't listen to my m-
I'm gonna need more of my sword with Archie's hand.
This is Amanda. Unfortunately, I can't come to the phone right now.
So, basically I did all this for my wife to not pick up.
Let me call my fucking doctor.
This is Dr. Isaiah Friedlander.
My practice is closed now, but you can tune in to my new radio show for-
This big J? A.K.A. J-Dog? A.K.A. Dangerous J?
And I should probably say like Jimmy DeSanta in cases in relation to a doctor's appointment or a reservation?
Spezique!
I have $45 million.
But no friend to spend it with.
I think that's a chat for this game.
I was GC calling me.
Yo, Rob.
Sup, bro.
You're an absolute monster. Literally. You should be shit. Why'd you kill Trevor? Do you realize the only people that killed Trevor in story mode is people that already beat the game straight up and then they've already been in the game.
straight up and then they want to do the other outcomes.
You're a fucking sicko, bro.
You're first playthrough, you killed Trevor.
You should actually be ashamed of yourself, bro.
Have anything to say?
Murderer?
He's like the best character you've asked.
Sorry, bro.
I'm sorry, bro.
Right, bro, you spent three days on GTA to murder Trevor, bro.
You're a psychopath, Rob.
I'm sorry for anyone who plays fucking Rainbow Six Siege with you.
You have five and fucking 13 year old Waste of Spur, and you don't know how to play
the fucking game, your dog should have video games, kick rocks.
That's it boys. I mean, this might have been one of my all time, like, favorite marathons.
I'm not gonna lie. I don't, I look, you don't want to watch any of the out, the endings.
This is going to ruin my immersion. Oh, and God, I started tearing up when Franklin pulled
the gun I swear to God like a little baby tear because I was just like damn I was like it's
really happening I could watch the next stream oh god I can't watch it I don't want to ruin my
immersion I did I'm a piece of shit thank you for the five gifted I'm a piece of shit
I'm sorry bro I'm a piece of shit bro you know what this made me realize like maybe I really
should give Red Dead a try. Even though it's super fucking slow, like maybe I should give it a try.
Do I give it a try?
I
Listen as of right now ladies calling me stop dude
Hey, yeah, bro, I'm a murderer
Sometimes tonight, I just want to like talk to you or something you didn't go somewhere quiet
All right
It's just like a sicko bro, like that's like a sicko. That's like a real sicko
Listen bro, my next marathon is in four days five days me jinxie
Los chain together IRL
That is happening
Next Friday, we're going to be in person, me, Jinxie, and Lois, we're going to be IRL, change together.
Yes. As of right now, I have a stream tomorrow, I think. I don't know yet, but I think I'm going to do PO box.
Um, so as of right now, I have PO box and then I think I'm traveling Thursday and streaming Friday. I have a course shoot on Tuesday. So I should be live, but don't get mad. If I don't, because I have to go to the PO box and see if there's enough stuff.
And if there's not, I'm not doing it.
Listen, bro, I'm not kidding. What about rage, rage texted me. I have to answer him. It's not going to be tomorrow though. He told me, I think the 25th, maybe.
I'm not even kidding, bro before play I do this every time I do any type of content because I just overthink my own content
Bro, I'm not gonna lie like I was nervous
You guys wouldn't like this because I didn't know if like people really wanted to watch me play like a story game because I've never really done that
Bro, like I was like damn, bro. I don't know if I'm gonna like it etc. But like that was probably the greatest
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